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08-26-2026 Β· 5h 38m
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What's good? What's good?
Ben was good. Ash was good.
Azus was good.
Thanks for stopping him.
Hey, hey, hey!
Explode with the 5 gift!
Hey, hey, hey!
Go! Jamie with the 5!
We're gonna thank you!
Thank you for the 2 5 gifts
it's laying in task.
Hold me.
Hanky was good. Blake root was good!
You did it! You did it!
You did it! You did it!
Yo, you did it, Mina!
Look, good as shit, yup!
Don't see this!
Hey, Chax!
Waiting for the gym today?
Waiting for the gym? I feel good, bro!
I feel good! I feel good!
I feel good, bro!
Y'all notice the gym working too, bro?
Oh, god it is! Oh, god it is!
Marshy was good, Cam was good!
CP Milk!
Thank you for the 20 months was good bro. How y'all doing brah? Good morning, man
What's it you know to describe today, bro? Thank you for all the watch streak shout out anyone who's watching all the streams
Jen was good. Javo was good
Guys today's gonna be a great fucking day
Oh, that's a nice emo. What is this kekbob? Wow? What a shit fucking emo. What a shit fucking emo
Yo, yo, Isaiah was good spot. What's good Chris was good. Beauty was good not z was good
Dom was good. I am doing so she was good so she won't excuse me Andrew. Fuck you Andrew. Fuck you. Yo
Thank you so much TC. Mr. Potato was good
Anonymous thank you for the one gifted who could that be who gifted me? Who is that? Who is the anonymous?
Who was that? Well, I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm gonna be honest with you bro
I chugged a fucking coffee before my stream and I chugged a fucking Red Bulls was that a bad idea?
Was that a bad idea bro? I get ass. Yo, I get ass.
Bro, my heart is racing. My heart is fucking racing. You know what the crazy part is?
I haven't even drank any water today. Is that bad? Is that bad? Should I go get water or no?
I don't-
While I go grab my water, one lucky viewer who says a compliment to me gets VIP.
Okay, you know what the first person I saw was someone calling me ugly as fuck fuck that VIP shit, bro
Fuck that VIP shit. Fuck you. I'm a scammer. I don't give a fuck
Whatever makes you feel taller, bro. Yo, yo, it's like I can't have shit. What's going everybody? Yo guys today is gonna be a great day
First and foremost, who's here off notary drop of meat?
Who's here off notary fecations? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello
Okay, second of all who here thinks they were not all looks great today
Let's check out what this beautiful chat says man. Let's check out what this beautiful chat says
I mean, it's just cat looking sideways. It's a fucking omel brah
Bro, when am I gonna click the go live button and it's just compliments man
why no Notie who didn't get Notie some of y'all didn't get Notie's say on God
I feel good today is gonna be a great fucking day chat today we're doing the
P.O. Box now I'll be honest with you there is a lot of P.O. so we're gonna do it a
Little bit later, but shout out to the fucking stable community y'all filled my complete car
I'm not gonna lie one of the packages though. I don't really know what happened, but it was ticking
One of the packages it was ticking and I don't really know like what happened
I don't really know what it was to be honest with you, but thank you. Maybe thank you
Today's stream is going to be a couple things first and foremost Jason the ween wants to go car shopping now
Do I think Jason should be allowed to drive on the streets? Fuck no, but he invited me to go car shopping
So I think we're gonna do a little bit of an IRL with him and then
Excuse me and then
We are also we're also gonna be doing PO box
So that should be very nice and then
Supposedly I'm supposed to do a lacy caretaker day, but when I open up twitch
I believe he's in fucking Vegas dealing cards
I'll be honest with you. Is he gonna be here tonight or not? Is he gonna be here?
Bro it is two o'clock in the afternoon and this motherfucker is gambling.
It's actually insane. Also by the way my go live notification is I'm sorry for two things one for going live late
And number two we got to talk about something. I'm not gonna lie
I'm sorry for ever doing a fucking tearless. I'm never doing that shit again. I
Don't want to stand drama. I don't want to stand anything bro
It caused so much unnecessary shit and I'll be honest with you to a couple streamers. I was a little naive
I didn't realize how much certain people accomplished this year. I made mistakes. I own up to it
You know what I'm saying? I fucked up. I'm not alive. I spoke out of my ass most of the time
It's not even backtracking. It's just admitting I'm wrong
But it's not PR. It's but I'll be honest with you never again. Well, I do shit like that
I'm just staying in my own lane and I just want to stream bro
That shit was AIDS bro like cheese the fucking leaves man
Geez the fucking leaves rough that shit is actually fucking AIDS
There's Twitter communities basically just claiming one thing claim another
I think Twitter communities might be the worst thing that's ever happened to streaming culture in my opinion
I including mine bro including mine. I'm just gonna keep it a buck like I don't go live for a certain time
They start freaking out
The only reason I get asked haven't deleted mine again is because I think okay if everyone else has it
Why would I just miss out on that? You know what I'm saying? But man, it's fucking AIDS bro. Holy shit
Holy shit kiss the camera for an edit
Is that good oh nice we have someone in the chat saying can you make me a millionaire?
Yo, yo, yo, I'm not the guy just to transform lives, bro.
Also, I have, now I swear to God,
I got canceled on Twitter.
I swear to God, there's like a,
there's like a Twitter page.
I forget who posted it.
It might have been Yoxic.
Someone had a quote tweet banger.
It was someone tweeted saying,
saying, oh, remember the clip rise
that I don't want to make people's careers.
I'm not that guy.
Someone quote retweeted it and got like 6K likes
and was like, oh, this is why big streamers
are so ungrateful.
You could change so many people's lives,
but you're just a piece of shit.
Shut the fuck up!
Like, oh my God, bro.
Like, oh my God, ladies,
what are you sending me to start my day?
When you're trying to, I fuck,
find a shite on the first day of class,
but she genuinely stares at you and calls you a creep.
Like, ladies, you don't go to school, bro.
Yeah.
Bro, you don't, you don't, you don't go to school, bro.
Also, did school start for you guys or no?
Did school already start for you guys?
Bro, I've heard people's school started yesterday, I think, or two days ago.
I don't know, bro, I'm a little worried, bro.
Dude, I'm a little worried, man.
Like his majority of my viewers, like 10 and under, or what ages
all my majority of my viewers, bro, I'm actually curious.
Like, what if this is the June 2023 effect?
Don't you have a kid?
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
18, 17, 12.
What do you think majority of my viewers ages?
Like, I'm actually curious, aren't you the guy who got a face full of fart?
Nope, nope, that was Jason the Wean.
Also, Saeed, I don't know why I opened up Twitter this morning.
First of all, why do you have an updates page?
That's number one.
Number two, what is this and why is this on my timeline?
Exclusive look at Saeed's new intro.
Like, why is this on my timeline, bro?
Like what is this 2012 like what the fuck are we creating bro this is not or a don't
gas this up bro you need one like this yo make me one of these shits I'm gonna block
You grow in what world why okay? Okay? Imagine my go live notification is about to happen ready
Okay, I got you guys yo go live notification is up in three two one
me guys I got there bro like you see how stupid this shit is like why the
fuck would you ever need an intro like this bro yeah is this fucking 2012
bro geez man um anyways better than your shitty ass edited first video what
the fuck are you talking first of all just really rude for no reason second of
We're going to be IRLing shortly into the PO, so it should be a pretty long stream today.
My guess is today's probably going to be a one and a half hour stream, so let's get
some Ws going into that.
Also tomorrow I'm going to be in New Jersey.
Do I stream Cherry Hill or do I make a YouTube vlog?
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think?
I'm actually curious.
What do y'all think, bro?
Like, Dennis, what do you think?
Now the only thing is with streaming is it just might be a lot of awkwardness.
Moments like I don't know what to do in New Jersey. It's really just but fuck nowhere. I'm pretty sure I got invited to go to my high school
There's no people there, but it's um
It's basically like a tour like I get like a exclusive tour of the high school
So it should be pretty cool, and then we're also gonna visit the room. I sang payphone in
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I don't know bro. It could be really cool. It could be really cool
Also MC Bend is gonna be there so I might vlog it bro. I don't know if I'm gonna stream it just yet
I honestly think okay. What do you think's a better title? I went to the most dangerous
neighborhood in United States a vlog or a stream like I don't really know bro
I don't really know. I don't know Joe collab. I don't think Joe can miss week. I'm pretty sure but this Friday
Mark your calendars two days less than 48 hours stable Renato Los Jinxie chain together marathon
I'm excited. If you're excited to drop a mate
Yeah, it should be pretty good, bro. It should be pretty good. Thank you the twitch prime. We need lover
We coming evil for the rest of the year says ladies. What the fuck is this? No, I have no clue what this is
Don't really know what this means
But yeah, also by the way if you live in New Jersey, and I do decide to stream if you stream site me
I'm gonna have all 40 of my bodyguards attack you so yeah
Adapt panic after a brown bear started sprinting at them full speed
Okay
I'm gonna be honest with you hate me or not if a bear is running at me pray for the bear because I'm attacking it facts
Okay, generally speaking what do you do if a bear runs at you are you supposed to just sit there or are you supposed to just like try to kill it like what are you supposed to do here because if you rock how fast can bears run can a bear outrun stable
question I want to know. Like, seriously, can I, hold on, let me ask, hey, quick question,
can a brown bear outrun the Twitch streamer, Stable Ronaldo?
Let me check the latest on that. A brown bear can hit 35 to 40 miles per hour in a
short sprint. Stable Ronaldo ran a mile in 9 minutes 32 seconds, which is about 6.3
miles per hour. So yeah, the bear wins that race, no contest.
I mean, whatever bro, whatever bro, whatever, no no, you have plenty of fat as body armor,
you can tank the bear. Yo, it's just like unnecessary. It's really just confusing
Honestly on what the point is that's my thing is like what is the point of saying stupid shit like that?
And second of all bro, I could I could kill a bear bro
I could kill a bear if a bear is in the woods and I'm in the woods pray for the woods because me and the bear
About a break the woods. Yeah, that's a good saying. That's not bad. That's not bad, bro
That's not bad, bro. That's not bad, bro. Um, what is this? I
Actually missed range bro me and rage were supposed to do a stream with Senna
But I think Rage is doing it alone, which it's okay. I'll just see Rage later. I guess in the day, bro
I just missed him bro
What the
Okay, I'm not like this this doesn't look crazy. No like okay all jokes aside
This looks kind of nuts now. It's not what it seems bro
Like he did what who bookmarked this 50 who who's the 50 people who bookmarked this shit?
Which freaky fuck is beating their shit to this bro dead ass? Who's doing that bro freaky ass motherfucker?
W Road rage
What is this
I guess.
Ah!
Whatever.
Also, by the way, everyone is grinding in core.
This is the shit I want to fucking see.
Can I get some W's in the chat?
Bro, everyone in core has been live almost every day now.
Me, Marlon, Lacey, Adap, Silky, and Jason, bro.
Even fucking, bro, even fucking Rage, even though he's honorary moment, I honor every
member.
Bro, this is the good shit, bro.
is the good shit that I'm trying to talk about this is the type of shit I'm
talking about I'm gonna be honest with you do we have org of the year lock yay
or nay like let's just talk bro for a second I don't want to boost my our
own horn but bro I'm not gonna lie I feel like we got this shit I did it I
feel like we got this shit we also we also have drew wall bro we have drew
fucking wall all it took was Ludwig to push y'all what are you fucking
talking about, bro. What are you fucking talking about? You should react to this.
You and I are aware that things might go overboard, and we will be taking the proper precautions
if things get too escalated. So if things get too out of hand, if I catch anybody doing
anything unusual, that's your ass.
Streamer University is a popular multi-day live streaming event organized by Kai Sinat,
widely regarded as the most popular streamer in the world. With its first event being
Being held in May of 2025, Streamer University is designed to bring together hand-picked
aspiring content creators to live on a range of college campuses.
Wait, this isn't even AI, this is a big video, what is this?
This is an inspired content collaboration.
However, in July- Oh my god!
...26 during its second- What the fuck is this?
...in the way Arkansas, things got out of hand.
Stockers from around the world who were not chosen to participate in the event
showed up anyways.
Who the fuck is that random kid?
Some suspects involved assaulted and battered police officers.
Officers from- Is this Phantom POV?
What the- The Conway Police Department were notified of the event beforehand
and assigned a special event detail
to keep things under control.
We've gathered exclusive body cam footage
from these officers of multiple arrests.
Bro, you can't blur his face, bro.
Keep things under control.
You guys are like, I don't know who the fuck this is, bro.
You had to like,
I don't know who the fuck this is blurring his face.
Yo, come on, bro.
Body cam footage from these officers of multiple arrests
during Streamer University 2026,
and it details their experience.
How do you know?
I don't know.
What the fuck is this?
Is this your streamer?
Wait, can someone give me the breakdown of this?
What is this?
So this kid broke into Streamer U.
I didn't even know about this.
I
What are you doing?
You gotta be a dumb motherfucker to try to sneak into streamer you bro. There's a there was no troll like 200 police officers like
40 black trucks and then you have fucking phantom and for the s the spd or whatever fucking streamer su pd
I saw a clip. I don't know if someone can link me a fan. I'm running like 40 miles per hour, but I've never seen some shit like that
Bro, not only did he ruin his chances of ever going to Streamer University,
yo dude, you're never getting the vet.
If they see your face and you order the vet, bro, you're cooked.
You're actually cooked.
That's the worst thing to me.
That's not Muda.
Yo, time out the dude who said that's Muda.
This is just a trespassing deal.
He told y'all.
What's that?
No, let's talk about that.
Muda has such a crazy thing.
Yeah, this motherfucker is guaranteed the one that had this idea. I think it's better to remain quiet. Yo, you're already done. You're done
You guys can do whatever you want.
So what are we looking for?
It's a ticket.
You guys are following us or are we marking off?
We're going to find out, too.
Santa?
You came from...
You drove 27 hours.
You drove 27 hours to get arrested.
7 hours to get arrested?
We're going to have to...
The embassies got me and he called me.
No, you got to go.
Yeah, but you guys are arrested in the United States.
Guys, what do you think the follow-up process was?
It's coming to us.
Listen, I want to give you a breath, okay?
Yeah, listen, listen.
Make it a breath, bro.
Let me see you.
I'm never going to be...
Let's let us see what we can figure out if y'all take it and see what okay
What part of Canada is the biggest losers though?
It's Ontario like what part is the biggest losers because what who are they repping right now?
Like what are these guys repping?
They weren't part of this event and wanted to be part of this event
They're from Canada
What's the math for me? What's the math on that? 2007, 2008. Oh my God, if you were born
in 2008, you're 19 years old. Does that even sound right? Yo, okay, this is a hot take.
When you're born after 2003, just give up. Like, bro, why are you born after 2003? Like,
Are you even a real human?
I don't know, maybe it's a hot take.
I feel like 2002 and then 2003's the cutoff.
Maybe I'm crazy, I don't know, bro.
It's like, bro, imagine being born in 2010.
How old are you guys?
I don't know.
I've got a lot of you guys.
Wait, you're in 2002?
Take him over there.
Take him over there.
Take him over here, so now we're lying.
Where is he?
God, I thought he was in 2009.
Where is he from?
We're both from Toronto.
I thought he was 2008.
I don't know.
How old is he?
I don't know.
I don't know the ill intentions of doing this.
No ill intentions, but we're gonna go into the school illegally trespassed.
Flabber's up, I'll ball right.
You drove all the way down from Canada?
Yeah.
That's where you're mixing.
The parents know these fuckings, you can't go.
Yes, we do.
If I was here, I'd come into our pickings for the fuckers up,
with my two hands, both of them in two land in the country.
And infiltrate a place that's place half fortified, that you can't be,
is beyond any kind of sense.
Just sit in here.
Hold on, let me move this.
Let me move this, by the way.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
All right, sorry.
I think you should be disappointed in yourself. I'm dead ass serious. If you travel 27 hours to trespass just you're you need a J.O.B. I'm gonna
It won't be on here, it's yours too.
It is, Will. If he's an adult. If you're really 17.
Are you really 17?
Yeah.
What are you gonna tell my parents?
What are you gonna tell my parents?
You got arrested in Hong Kong, Arkansas?
Bro! Tell your parents from Canada you got arrested in Arkansas!
They're gonna make you fucking chance them!
Who voluntarily goes to Arkansas?
27 hours.
Huh?
27 hours, man.
I know, it's a long fucking drive.
They're gonna have a long time to think about this.
My mom doesn't even drive, I don't have a car.
It's my hotbed drive.
Alright.
Okay.
What is this sob story?
What the fuck?
Do you know their phone number?
Here's the problem with this, okay?
You are in Arkansas, your parents are in Canada.
You've just been arrested.
We are required to release you to a parent or a guardian.
What's their phone number?
Oh my God, they have to go all the way to Arkansas?
Stop. What is the number of them?
I'm just never ever going to let me go outside every day until you're forced to save my life.
I guess the contact here is your right.
Your Embassy?
Yes or no?
What is that?
You have the right for us as Canadian Ash houses.
Okay, I see.
You have the right for us to contact your Embassy.
No!
That is K-Mas, you can rest here.
If you would like to see them.
I have been working with them.
Okay.
I will ask you.
Not a good question.
I'll ask him if you want.
Oh no, how am I going to hold and take my mom's?
I'm just kidding.
How the fuck you in here, mom, bro?
How's she going?
Bro, first of all, having a baby in 2007, man.
What the fuck?
Number two, number two, bro, imagine raising a child for however many years, nine months in the fucking vagina,
and it comes out as a disappointment who trespasses, who drove 27 hours to do some fuck shit, bro, you deserve this.
Bro, they're talking about what should be called the Embassy of Canada, bro, called Drake.
You need someone who's above the embassy.
You understand me? You got no hope.
We don't drive to Canada, bro.
What am I gonna do?
We're gonna figure that out.
She was he what's his name? I wonder my chances said 2020 baby over here show. What does that you were born in 2020?
Don't even make any sense
Well, if he doesn't give it to us then he sits in jail till we find out who he is so
Daniel what's his like streamer name?
I'm just wondering
We're gonna take y'all's camera
We got footage of you guys committing the crime.
Are we gonna get it back?
You gotta come to Arkansas to get it back.
Oh, no.
Y'all are gonna have a court date,
so y'all are gonna have to come back to Arkansas.
I mean, unless you guys never come to the United States again,
you're never gonna come back.
Band from the United States?
The United States, you don't have to worry.
You would think this guy's a terrorist.
About it, I mean, you'll have a warrant.
Never, no, no, no, never trespass,
streamer, university, what the fuck?
But as soon as you come to the United States
and someone makes contact, the officer makes contact
with you and you get a jail.
Did you already transfer to my mom?
Our dispatch is.
No, no, no, no, no.
Which thing have I ever done, man?
I wasn't trying to be bad.
I wasn't trying to be a villain.
I was just a criminal.
I wasn't trying to do none of this.
I was just a villain.
No, I was just trying to make my mom proudest.
I can't do that.
Yeah, I have to do this whole content thing.
There's ways of going about it.
My mom's giving this on me.
I'm done.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, does talking to a cop like this work?
I've never gotten pulled over
where I do like this stop story.
Does this count like, does this shit ever work?
My life's over dude, and my life's not over.
It's kind of strange, you know.
His training career probably is.
Hi Daniel, yes sir.
This is the Canadian consulate.
How are you doing miss?
I'm good.
Are you thinking cars or dead by cars?
I don't know, how long are their numbers?
While the Canadian consulate helps
these two suspects connect with their families,
Other officers at Streamer University respond to a suspect who allegedly threw a firework at a security guard which exploded in-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, when did this happen?
...front of a crowd of people.
Come on, guys! Come on, guys! Let's go guys!
Oh my god!
Wait, that's...
This was a trespasser who shot a firework?
I thought this was fucking like Rekai or someone that shot a firework.
Get on there! Get on there!
Yeah.
Holy fucking Phantom POV running close to me!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
We got running from us!
You got a Northbound?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I just...
I'm not sure if it's streaming...
Wait, this is a real thing that happened?
Can't even see the woods, Northbound.
Oh shit!
Oh they're on his ass, you're gonna die!
Taser, taser, taser!
Shoot him!
Kill him!
Hey, make sure they're not following us.
Is anybody following?
Where'd he go?
No way he escaped.
Say where'd that guy go?
What the fuck wait this was the firework real quick
Yo, that's damn near a bomb
Firework at a car
Everybody go!
Everyone get out!
Yo!
Oh, the guy just went through here.
They said he ran north on Cleveland.
Cleveland!
Shooting fireworks at us.
I'm in a car with Morales.
I'm here to check.
So you can send a fitness.
They catch them? Actually don't spoil.
Wait, they get them?
Call it out on the street.
Hey! Get on the ground right now!
Get on the ground! Get on the ground!
I didn't do nothing.
Get on the ground. Get on the ground.
I didn't do nothing. Hiding in bushes, running.
Oh yeah, I'm not the guy by the way. It's not me.
Get on the ground.
Don't move. Put your hands behind your back.
Your hands are on your back.
Yo fat ass, get over the fence!
What are you doing there, man?
I'm going to throw you a shot.
I'm going to throw you a shot.
I'm going to throw you a shot.
I'm going to throw you a shot.
Is this loose?
I'm going to throw you a shot, man.
It's a jazz.
Everybody was running.
We told you to stop.
Turn up.
Hold on.
This is actually a grown man, bro.
Even in the midst of getting arrested,
you still got to do an elite shirt pull.
I dropped my tazer. You got it. You all gonna taze it? Yeah, he got it. Oh
You're gonna taze me. Yeah, bro. When you throw a firework at a core, I feel like that's considered a fucking bomb
I think on my week
He's docking it
The fuck convias that
And we can't take this nevus
What fucker has that a phase tattoo?
You want to take a picture?
Can I sit in here?
Yeah.
Okay.
Later in the night, more stalkers infiltrated campus grounds.
This one was found hiding in a bush.
Get out.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
I don't want any of those sticks.
You got a wristband or anything?
You got a wristband or anything?
Just trust right now. No, I haven't been a trespasser. Yeah, I believe you get trespassed like you should just be like
Do you know just kicked out of the fucking area, bro? Just get put them in jail, bro
You're gonna ride with us
I
Mean I got you but it ain't that big of a deal even we're all weekend just come out tomorrow
I'm sure you'll see him all around the amount of security around your rope. Come on now. Here. Have to see right here
I mean we may be able to just kick you loose give you a stretch car for orange if you lose
But we're starting to take everybody to jail like legit take them up to the jail. Wait, they know this guy go easy
Even more trespassers are found on campus grounds this one allegedly attempted to flee from officers
You're the funniest stuff. Thanks. I appreciate it.
It was a long life.
I said that goes a long way.
I'm proud of myself on my humor.
Yeah, dude. Good.
You're still going to jail.
I'm all sweaty for nothing, man.
We got a chase for you.
What do you mean?
You don't think we chased you?
I mean, who's the chase for you?
You.
Go ahead.
What's your dad's name?
You don't know your dad's name.
So why is it wrong to think you live with your dad but you don't even know who your dad is?
So why is she telling me that you live with your dad?
I don't think so.
I didn't say that you did or did not. I said why is she telling me that?
I don't think so.
So explain to me why she didn't just take you to juvenile attack and just lock you over.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, to the dude in the jet to say pre-watch.
So because I said the same thing as the cop, I pre-watched it.
Shut up.
How long do you just like to judge your problems?
All I did was put them on the table.
End line.
End line.
A loss.
A loss.
I'm not lying.
You are lying.
I'm a police officer.
I've run from the cops.
I didn't run.
I didn't run from the cops.
I'm sorry.
You attempted to run.
You did run from the cops, dumbass.
I did not, you know.
Who the fuck just said that?
That sounds like a nerd-ass cop.
Cops.
I didn't run.
I didn't run from the cops.
You did run from the cops, dumbass.
I did not, you know.
That's a dude.
You sat there and looked back at me the entire time.
You win.
When you were running?
Why would I look back when I'm running from the cops?
Why would you break onto a college campus?
This reminds me of my one friend, Grog.
Bro, he was my best friend of 20 years,
and I'm dead ass here as well.
You're gonna get a break on it.
I don't know why you do this to the things you do.
Well, the fact that your mom gets here.
On one of the days during Streamer University,
dispatch notified Conway Fire Department's bomb squad
that someone called claiming to have paid someone
to hide PVC pipe bombs in the roof
of the student center on campus.
An FBI special agent bomb technician
was then brought to the campus
and helped the bomb squad and officers sweep the area.
And the fuck was this?
What did they suspect?
Suburban, baby?
Fucking, who's?
At the student center, no bombs were located.
In addition to the numerous suspects
who were charged with trespassing,
many others were charged with battery
on a law enforcement officer,
possession of a controlled substance,
simple assault, resisting, obstructing,
disorderly conduct, and concealing identity with a mask.
All suspects who were arrested during the event
are presumed innocent unless proven guilty
in a court of law.
Before Streamer University even started,
police arrested eight-
Bro, I'll be honest with you.
Bro Kai's security team and team to set this up is actually fucking insane
You know how many cops they must have had and like people to fucking see all this shit?
Bro if this was me, bro, I probably wouldn't even have a security guard and I'd let people just come in
I bet yo bro do you mind just getting off the stream for a minute? Like bro, that's kind of nuts
Was there any POV from anyone of this happening? Wasn't there a POV of like phantom full sprinting at one point or something like that?
Excuse me, same cop in the vid, what are you talking about?
That was the same cop, bro.
That was dead ass the same cop.
Wow. Yeah. That was very interesting, bro. Very interesting.
I did see this.
The Siderman have announced a new thing called the outside and Lacey is in this, bro.
Congratulations to Lacey. You're on Netflix, kid.
You're on fucking Netflix, bro. Congratulations, bro.
Congratulations to fucking Lacey.
Kyson that will be debuting his first ever
of a vet clothing collection during New York's fashion week on September.
Okay, wow, tickets are cheap on that date because of, oh.
Tickets are really cheap on September 10th, for some reason.
New York stream, September 10th, yep, that's happening, yep.
Hey, if you think I'm not going to this, you're crazy.
I'm gonna stand outside and I'm gonna be the first fucking person. I don't give a flying fuck
I will sit there until I get in mark my words
Mark my fucking words. I will sit there, bro. I don't care. Call me cringe. Call me whatever, bro
I don't give a fuck. I will be there. We will be there
What is this Julian Newman's alleged ex-girlfriend released a video of him being abusive
I'm not even kidding this whole family. I'm not even gonna say too late whatever bro Rockstar games makes an announcement
We know that many of you have been waiting to hear from us regarding the events of the past week
It would be an understatement to say that having videos of GTA 6 gameplay leak in this way has been heartbreaking for our team
And this is obviously not how we intended you to see our game. We're very sorry that everything has taken as long as it has
Blah blah blah release the game. So now
Yo, man rockstar y'all a bunch of pussies bro
My name is Nicholas Fosco and I live at 3712 broad lawn drive fucking Los Angeles, California, bro
My family lives in Erie, Pennsylvania. Come take me out, bro. Y'all are mad pussy
Y'all are mad fucking pussy, bro. I don't give a fuck
Rockstar games says that Miami's music scene played a major role in shaping GTA 6
Bro, if sexy red is on the fucking radio, I'm gonna be crashing my car into every fucking building, please
We don't need that. We don't we don't need that. We get us don't need that like I'm up. I'm gonna yeah, no
Yeah, no
please bro please please um insane bro uh all right before we start to irl is
there anything that I need to see that uh is important or no anything that I need
to see same guy by the way what it is a couple just got my mom to beat me on
live but I had zero viewers the entire time
Yeah, you guys are actually going to hell.
Like I'm not even getting like some of you guys look that ass like.
Also, what is the context?
What does it sound?
Today, we're actually going to be exploring an abandoned building.
Are people living in here?
What did you link me with? I didn't even click this.
Um, is Jason ready to chat or not?
LACE! Bring the good camera!
Make one turn in the two one two is yours. I'm selling bags, but I gotta tell you truth. I got a
Yo, this is my worst outfit ever by the way at this point
Would it be a shame for Marlon to like redress me up like I need to redo this where I actually like look good, bro
Like dead ass series. This is just garbage. We need to redo this right look right look gangster
Can I shave your butt? Yo Boba, I'm gonna be honest with you
I attempted to shave my butt and I actually cut myself. I'm not kidding chat
I attempted to shave my butt and I cut myself and now I have a cut on my inner asshole. No, I'm dead serious
I'm dead serious
I'm dead serious, bro. I
Don't know I
Don't know. I don't know how to shave it. How are you supposed to shave your butthole like that?
I said the tech is there tech or no like are you supposed to have tech?
Ron is this you hey babe this is too cringe for me sorry oh someone in my
chat just said use Lacey's teeth okay um don't let Jason get an ass in Martin
brahman be honest with you Jason's getting a missy B shoe or he's getting a
Lexus that's half we're we have to we have to yeah we have to I mean we're
gonna talk about it we're gonna see I don't know we'll see we'll see what's
That's the best way, by the way, to clean asshole hair.
I'm not trying to be disgusting.
Like I'm actually asking.
Like what is the best way?
Like is there, like I'm not trying to be nasty.
Wax?
Should I have Jason wax my asshole today?
Marlon never wanted to do it.
Thank you for the five gift to Jamie.
Shout out to Jamie in the chat.
your friends don't answer the
phone.
Telephone number.
Leaked.
Actually leaked.
Leaked.
Oh, I'm getting a phone call.
Thank you for choosing Cames and
switching lanes.
Lane's this is Ron are you ready soon yeah yeah bro I'm gonna go get dressed
bro get dressed in some nice shit okay we're pulling up can we pull up in one
of your expensive cars yeah bro yeah sure I'll pull up in some nicer but I
got these Balenciaga shorts Balenciaga shirt we'll look good
not that fucking bullshit that you wear no not your default outfit no I need
I need you to play on your best fit.
Hi, Raul.
I'm going to pull some strings, Raul.
I got some.
And your most expensive watch.
Hell, no.
We're going to get robbed, Raul.
Fuck that.
Don't wear it on.
That will.
You're with me.
Not doing that.
No, I'm not wearing that.
There's nothing being worn on the string.
Yo, question.
If you're free, by the way, I kind of want to wax my asshole.
Are you touched?
Are you far out?
Yeah, but you'd have to see my balls.
you'd have to see like my whole taint everything.
But I need someone to, I need someone to do it, bro.
Cause I can't do it by myself.
Bro, I'm bro, of course I do it for you, man.
All right, we might have to stop somewhere
and get some wax.
Okay, man, I mean, bro, we can low key do it
before we go look for cars so that we can.
You want to wax my asshole in the car?
So you feel fresh going to the dealership
so you can negotiate better.
No mods, can you tell me about someone saying
I hope Jason spits on my asshole.
Like, can we like, please be normal?
Yo, I'm gonna be ready in like five minutes.
And then we can head out, yeah?
Bro, go get dressed.
I'm gonna go to my room and get dressed right now.
And then I'm gonna pull up on you.
You have a girlfriend?
You have a girlfriend?
Why are you asking Jason to do that?
Bro, cause Jason can do things that my girlfriend can't.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
He could wax my ass a little better.
He also-
Way better, bro.
I literally been there before.
I've seen it all.
I know I'm holding back-
He's seen my whole tail-
He can't peg you like I did.
All right, hold on, let me tie mine.
I'm gonna see you in a couple minutes, yeah?
You can't, Ted.
That's hanging up the phone.
Yo, ladies, bro.
Yo.
You heard?
Kaisenat Vevet announced apparently fashion week.
That's my son, Twitter.
So me and you are camping out
and we're gonna be wearing it.
I'm not leaving New York city
until I get a fucking pair of the vet jeans or whatever.
Oh, I'm getting a phone call.
What's up, I'm working.
Hi.
Can you wear one of the...
I lost connection.
Talking about what I shouldn't, shouldn't wear.
We're done with our girlfriends and cousins, bro.
Yeah. Yo, I gotta go to work.
I think you bugged.
I have to work.
Work what's up?
I'll wear that I got you. I'm serious. I got you
You can wear the dress shirt the Dior
Yes shirt your pants
Gotcha, okay, but all right, I love you. I got you
My my whoop
I gotta go back to work. All right. All right, are you typing on the couch?
You know, sir that camera I gotta get dressed I gotta I gotta put on a good outfit, bro
I bet.
That's about it, okay?
I'm good.
You mind staying right here for a second?
Yeah.
You get amen at this door?
Yeah.
I got this.
I'll have to wear something expensive, I'll have to wear something, you know, like
dress casual you know what I'm saying what do you think of the fit I've
literally never saw it yeah I look good like you think wait hold on now why are
you taking a seat you okay yeah my legs are just tired easy break what do you
think of this fit you know I'll put in see all the pants
Malincy on the shirt I feel like you can't go wrong with those yeah you see
the glasses what are these Malincy it's a full Balenciaga trip bro I feel like
swag you know this is what swag is that looks so good that's a good-ass outfit
W fit that's great outfit good outfit brah this archive of that almost of
outfit you know is there come here rock-a-roll let's go
I need some shit on you know what the fuck I didn't even see your ass there
What are you doing, Burger?
What is this guy doing?
What?
What are you mowing for? Hi, Burger.
What's up?
I'm sick of this ass burger. I don't know a lot.
Why are you not supposed to be here?
I'll just move you.
Is this bad office, Luis?
I don't know.
I feel like you fuck with this, you know?
Yeah, it's really hard.
Thank you, bro.
It's better than that bullshit you were wearing in Monorail.
It's like you're fucking going to church every day at 7 a.m., bro.
Great, bro. I'm not a good phone call.
It's really great.
That's really fucking great, bro.
Man, that's terrible.
oh you're a grown-ass man wearing women's shorts yo you know what's crazy is
that I just don't give a fuck like I've met as don't give a hello
I don't know if they want to fucking date you or something, why is he such a fucking hater?
Holy projection.
Projection? I am dating him!
What are you talking about?
You know, she's like, I'm just gonna give him a sec.
Wait, what did she text you?
Wait, what did she text you, ladies?
She said, she was like staring at Monday around all doors.
And I was like, he's already mowing.
And I was like, bye.
And she said, she's gonna be busy.
All I'm going to say is you've always been mine.
Thank you, dude.
Thank you.
Nike socks with Balenci?
Bro, the Balenci outweighs the Nike.
Everyone knows the rules.
Also, it's a cheat code.
Look.
You guys do that?
A little overlap?
I don't know what you're doing.
I got a sign with that D.
It's not even that D.
Like who cares if it shows the Nike logo, bro?
No one's going to come to you.
I'm tired of looking like this.
What?
Hello?
Yes.
Wait, tell me, tell me why you bought me.
Don't put on a different outfit.
You said...
I'm not going to lift the phone.
He's just sweaty this is.
Hello there Mr. Dealership, my Asian friend over here, we would love to purchase a car.
Can you see me?
Got a lot of cologne, you know?
Why are you still in here?
I don't really like my colognes, but this is a cologne I use, you know what I'm saying?
We don't have to show it though, you know what I'm saying?
I'll give it a try.
What's up, Bert?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hi.
This guy's so cute.
Doesn't sound so good.
Alright.
You know where my ooze are? My ooze?
Up here.
W shoes.
Are you think Jason's gonna get mad at me for this fit?
He told me to dress like professional and shit, you know what I'm saying?
Nah, this looks like he's trying to fit.
Do you think the dealerships are going to be mad that we're filming or not?
Do you think they care?
Uh, actually, I don't know.
Well, the end of it is our job, you know what I'm saying?
So, that, put on a good fit for this.
Damn, is that new?
Thank you, bro.
Bro, see?
Like, my girlfriend said this was bullshit.
What?
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, yeah.
This is a new fit.
This is a new shit, you know what I'm saying?
Harder.
He's in the closet.
I'm gonna go show Jason the fit and then probably gonna head out.
All right.
Should be good.
No, bro, no.
Chance, are you talking to me?
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm about to go and get dressed.
Bro, I don't want this fucking default outfit bullshit.
What is this?
Bro, why did everyone like it besides my girlfriend and you?
No, bro.
Oh my god, yes, bro. We're like everything long sleeve
103 degrees out. Are you a person I should
He's hanging bro
I'll get you a shirt.
Oh, Betsy! Oh, God!
Betsy, stop!
I'll just get it off.
This one's going to be good.
Are you sure, Pat?
Yeah, I'm feeling that one.
Bro, trust me.
No, no, no, you look good, trust.
You good, man?
What about this?
Oh wait, is this some new shit?
Is this some new shit?
What do you think?
Jason thought I liked this.
Do you think he liked this or no?
What are they, oh my god, fine bro.
All right, you know what?
No, I got this.
No, no, no.
I got this.
I got this.
Her sails are.
I'm actually going to change this.
Okay, okay.
Do you think he's using bullshit?
Some church shit?
Yeah.
bro we're dying to see the fear right now I'm not gonna lie they're already
spamming W's they're they saying bro wait some how they can see you through
the door the door has x-rayed they're saying
They're saying, holding me.
Someone said, dudes just standing in their helicoptering.
I've released every Christmas, bro.
How you doing?
How you doing? My name's Ron.
Peace be with you brother.
God bless you, sir.
Yes, I know.
Yes, you passed around the basket during church, bro.
You heard? Uncle Sam's arrested.
He's a pedophile now.
All right, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Good morning.
My name's Stable Ronaldo. What's your name, sir?
Are you here to sell us a car?
Good morning, sir. I just want to shake your hand.
I think the Blinty shorts were looking kind of better than that.
Yeah, I understand.
I like the little shirt. You think so?
Let me ask, let me ask.
Oh, shit!
Not in line.
No, see, though, they're lying, because the Balenciaga was way top of that, I don't know.
This is way cleaner, bro.
I've never seen wear this shirt before.
You said, what, sir?
This is it, bro.
I'm not wearing it.
I'm not wearing it.
I'm not wearing it.
I'm not wearing it.
I'm not wearing it.
I'm not wearing it.
I'm not wearing it.
I'm not wearing it.
I'm not wearing it.
bro who's wasted these why is it so big
bro so what if they kick us out
why don't they kick us out bro what you call it bro I've got a couple places
bro who the fuck's pants are these man
yo if you want me to just teleport to Vegas I saw three people tell me to
I mean bro, you should.
I can't believe it.
Come on boys, shall we?
How the fuck am I supposed to get to Vegas?
Go to Vegas, bro.
Honestly, we can't go to Vegas right now.
What does that mean?
We can go to Vegas right now.
That's probably JSX flights.
What the fuck are we going to do in Vegas?
Damn it.
Did you really want it to?
Lacey booked a flight for you and Jason no you didn't say oh god if you get asked
with the flight we out brother but it's our shit that's cat there's no way
that he actually puts us like we out bro I'll go but I'll go get a car in
Vegas he did I don't believe it make all of me
not any army booked a PJ is he making that much money
yo why am I seeing that you booked a PJ why is my chat saying you booked a
flight
Dad, we just went out five minutes each.
We could hook you and Jason.
Flights and you guys pull up to Vegas for the night with us.
Well, right here, man.
I don't know if you can see your hair.
So you're, how much is a PJ?
Oh, I don't know what they were talking about.
Oh
75 dollar flight
Can we
Can we even fly there?
Like cuz we need it out up to get lays to be me ladies
Jason YBG and then Pepsi probably wants to come. I know that she doesn't want to go
Bro, get us a pizzeria to Vegas!
Not a bad idea, Lacey.
Yeah, whoever told you to get that high taper faith, please, bro.
Kill them.
Yo, I gotta go change outfits, hold on.
No, don't, bro!
You're good!
Yo, so what are you thinking?
You said what lazy the only issue is that any flights are coming
But let's find it
Oh, where are those shorts?
Well, I hope these are Valencian.
Let me know what you want to do, because I need to know now.
Because I have a flight at five in the morning.
Oh, they're never like...
I can't sleep in Vegas.
Let me get this straight, man. You guys aren't coming back.
Do whatever you want to do. Let me know.
It's a nice fit.
Wait, what do you think of this outfit?
How much money is that? 10,000? Yo, can we do a Vegas trip? All of us? Like how we
did before hi bro you let me know wait that's wallbass
well that Ron this fit is actually amazing thank you bro that's actually
love what do you think about this that's good thank you much more hey I
Oh my god, bro, take that shit off.
Bro, look what he's wearing.
Take that shit off.
Take that shit off.
That's dirt, bro.
There's dead ass no dick in these fucking pants.
I'm watching Tuck right now.
There's dead ass no dick in these pants, bro.
No, Manics.
I was told print equals bad negotiator.
What are you doing?
Like, you're terms?
Bro, this shit is tough.
Please talk to me.
Yeah, talk to me, Liz.
I'm seeing it.
Talk to me, bro.
Because I'm different.
But at the same time, I'm sophisticated.
What is all this like, paint and then we have this and then these? What are these?
Bro, I didn't have that shit.
We got some small shoes over here too, that's weird.
Man, if you trade, what?
Those are dead ass puns.
Bro, do you have tappies?
Wait, yo, he's a tiny shit.
What are we doing, bro?
Say I got a burger please, anyway.
Burger, come to here.
We got burgers food, bro.
Bro, burgers food. We got burgers food.
Because sometimes burger be coming around and hitting burgers too?
No burgers!
BRO! BRO! BRO!
Bro, that's weird.
Ah, those two burgers have a pink water cup.
Burger jumped on Puffy last night.
Yeah, no, but...
Burger, you gotta keep burger in his room for me.
Hey, you gotta stop opening doors, bro.
I just go-yard burger.
Oh, damn, I remember.
That looks like a toky-porky.
That's the type of shit I'll give my dog if I tricked her out.
Bro, I ain't lying!
I ain't lying!
Hi.
You see a mic board?
Bro, we say hey back.
Okay, that's the thing.
Okay, that's it.
I'm taking your call.
You want to go?
Yeah.
I don't.
You got an ID?
I don't have my ID on me.
Do I need my ID?
You're buying the car.
Okay, then.
Yeah, I got my shit.
Wait, what dealer are we going to?
Uh...
How many dealers do you want to go to?
I feel like at one point I should drop you off on a dealer and just leave you.
And then you have to get a car.
Why the fuck would you?
You have to get a car.
I mean, I could also just loop her home.
You ever see anything about talking about chat?
I'm not larp, I swear to God.
This is what a larp, larp so whore slash window shop ranks.
Well, lie.
You don't talk to a cop, bro.
And I use my last one.
Wait, better watch it on.
Hi, man.
I'm gonna watch it on.
I forgot you don't do sponsors. Let me get my chug jug while we're at it.
I'm gonna be honest with you bro, the chug jug comes in handy.
That's like a slow treat, slow treat. See it was a chug jug, you need two in handy.
And you do not want any.
Okay, maybe.
Your Balenci Fit is fire? Thank you bro.
Why don't we hate on this shit like twice you know what I should do I should sign this shit and put it like this
I like auction it
Okay, you know why if I put it like this and it's it like stable for an auto
I'll figure it out later.
Alright, you ready?
I'm not wearing a watch, by the way. Jason's like, actually...
You know what's crazy about the SpongeBob watch?
I get a rest of the piece in the chat, my SpongeBob watch broke.
I'm dead ass here.
I tried to push it on my wrist too hard and it popped.
Eat.
Got some peas.
We got to do a PO box later, though.
Shall I show them?
You okay?
What we got?
I don't know where Burgers.
Did I ask?
Jason, I'll be down stairs!
Damn, bro, it was really nice out, today.
Yeah, bro, I tell I can't stand.
This is actually fucking amazing, Chet.
How hot is it for you guys?
We're gonna stay there.
It's actually, like, humble or easy.
No.
This is like, it's like disgusting.
Who the fuck is ordering a big gulp?
A fucking big gulp?
Right next to Pepsi's glasses, huh?
Chad, look at this P.O. Look at all this shit we got. There's a lot. I'm not gonna lie.
Or look at all this.
This is actually like, man, actually...
You know the craziest part was, dude, when I picked this up, there was, they told me that
there was a girl, like, I don't know how old it was, I'm assuming it's like a little girl.
She went there, she dropped off this package, like, 20 minutes before I picked it up.
I don't want to leak fully, but 20 minutes before I picked it up.
And she's like, I wanted to meet her, Lelarov, make sure he gets this please, so, I don't
know if you're in the chat, if it's you, maybe you're up on me, but your package
is here.
There's a lot of packages here.
There's actually a lot.
What's up?
What's up?
Nice, bro.
Are we ready?
Where's the chasing guy?
What are the odds he actually buys a car?
I don't know.
No, he actually wants to.
He's telling you off-street.
Yeah, he's lying.
He's not going to buy it.
Oh, my God.
You think so?
Like, that was you guys that you buy it?
Yeah.
What car do you want?
I don't know.
No car.
Oh, you don't want a car?
No, it's cool.
Are you sure it's okay if you're lucky then?
Uh, nah, it's okay.
Didn't you wear like a Supra?
Yeah, that one looked okay.
What was it?
Nah, Supra would be cool.
What color?
Uh, probably a can of sugar.
Damn, tell me so.
I made it my own color.
You made it your own color, huh?
What if I got you a 1 of 40 Cybertron?
Dude, though it would be 240,
because I mean, I'd have to say I was like,
Oh
By laser car I'm a piece of shit. Okay, ladies. I got you girl. Thank you. I got you good. Yo, we leave it
Yeah, you want to do it again, you know what I actually want to build you know
I actually want to go the world's longest straw part to and I want to start from the top of the driveway
all the way down
Ooh, that can fit.
Because like, bro.
We gotta put a twist on it, right?
There's gotta be something new.
Imagine we started all the way up there,
and it would work too, because it's out of help.
And then we'd put the straw all the way down,
all the way through here, maybe to the basement,
and just suck on it.
That could work.
How much?
Well, what can we do?
What's the twist?
That's something.
That's something.
We get 40 only fans, girls, to suck on the tube.
Max on suckage.
Forty from straws, four different girls.
Yeah, we could have like split it
and then you could have like 40 girls lined up all suckage.
Yeah.
He's not wrong.
I like that idea, bro.
Yeah, who was there for the last suckage stream?
Jason!
That's crazy.
I didn't know he had a pink cup
and also his shoes are like a size four.
I know, it's not weird.
Is that crazy?
Yeah.
I just realized bro, he has three of these.
That's breaking.
Why does he have this?
I don't know, do you want it?
Wait, why does he have it though?
I don't know.
Because he's MVP of face.
Is he?
Were you even know?
Does he be?
Three of her choice of words was low key though, like that's like some like, oh,
you've autism like we love to respect damn bro do you think this is the year
I'll win the award yeah I will literally have you murder
imagine ladies won't just swimmer award before August I probably try getting half
the turkey off of mine all right you guys ready for a heat wave well my soul
is about to like actually do like eight ready
literally just as hot upstairs it is down here bro outside
shit feels like fucking Thanos snap
look at that
it feels like Thanos snapped his finger
this should sound like Thanos
what?
it feels like Thanos snapped his finger
but it should sound like Thanos
alright should we see how long we can last in the car
Yeah, yeah, holy fucking shit we saw go back in the one
you leaked your house, leaked. Guys I'm gonna be the guy to tell you I think everyone in the
world knows where we live. We live at fucking 3911 OS they have in their
studio city you want to fucking come get us come get us get rewards for
subscribing to Ron bro what is all these new Pokemon awards like what is this
yo where's Jason Jason you're over ready
where is he
I just saw someone in the chat named pro gamer 1793 said fuck this shit
It's mad as shit, bro.
Three minutes of ads, fucking ads, L ads, fuck this shit.
I mean, bro, we gotta make money somehow.
It's true, though.
But where is this dude? Pepsi.
Dude, where is he?
We had SpongeBob in the back and we were like, oh, I wish Pepsi was here, and I was like...
What's your name?
Kim.
You gotta do a small problem.
Bro, how much are they now?
Probably a lot.
Turn a hide, bro.
They're cute dudes.
Yo, where's Jason?
Oh
I'm here to buy a car, your nicest car, preferably an Aston Martin Vantage S.
Is Marlin's co- did he hit something with the fuck is hanging?
Well, no fuck is this guy retorting-
Well, you already broke something!
Yo, we gotta go investigate that, bro.
I'm gonna drive today, let's- I'll just Uber S.S.
You were right there
Wait, what did he actually do?
Look at the rock look at this shit
These are the next guns.
Brothers!
What the fuck?
What just happened, bro?
What happened to his bravous kid?
How does this have to be happening?
A PQ special.
A PQ special?
A PQ performance special.
Yo!
Nah, he definitely like hits some shit.
This is not someone.
Another one!
Someone tried to steal this shit again?
There's no fucking way, bro.
He literally doesn't count the messes.
That's actually for nuts, bro.
Someone stole it?
Someone stole it?
Not someone has to hate him.
There's just no way, bro.
Because he doesn't even show us any strings here.
Not in his house.
I'm starting to think he's doing the Jason special.
There's no one to steal my shit.
I think he hit it. He probably hit a parked car.
Hi boys.
Yep.
Where are we headed to first, Shay?
Alright.
Here.
Go ahead.
Put it in.
Alright.
I'll get you there in a quick minute.
I got you.
Oh my God, I'm so hot.
Don't worry, they don't feel nice in here in a minute.
Ah, no, no, no, no.
Just be careful for Rao.
Is that something you're doing?
He said, hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, no.
Do you want to get tickled or no?
Do you want to get fingered?
Yeah.
Hold on, let me count.
Let me count where he should go to.
Motherfucker needs an assistant to figure out
where he's going.
All right, so should we go to that one first?
The top one?
10 minutes away?
I'm down.
Just go, bro.
We're gonna have to go with that droid.
Should Jason know why we're just for seats?
I don't care.
Probably.
Probably makes the most sense.
Oh yeah.
Just call so you can get both.
Yeah, yeah.
I need you to just spin Jess out.
Wait, what do you mean Marlon just found out?
Wait, I-
I fucking guess?
I fucking guess he just found out?
Well, they're all wrong.
Don't let me call these ID&Ds.
Hey, they're just Ben's place.
They're the largest stream.
Oh, that's right.
You can't leave them.
John Marlin, pick up the phone.
Brother, how is Tua's of his exhaust things?
Hey, John Marlin had called me.
There's no fudging way.
You're saying he's pissed his fuck.
I fucking guess he didn't know that his shoe was hanging.
No, he's not mad at us.
He's hanging like he never knew.
Well, one of them's like completely gone, too.
Yo Marlin! Yo Joe! There's no way you didn't know!
Swear on my lies! Say Wallahi!
Wait Vaughn, like I'm not even trying to be funny, how, how'd that happen?
Brother! One of them is hanging on-
GO! SHUT THE FUCK UP! You shut-
Jason!
Bitch, you shut the fuck up! Learn how to fucking drive, dipshit!
I don't know. There's a little bit of hypocrisy here.
Listen, I love-
Yo, Ron, there's a lot of you like notes at all often.
No, one of them looks like it's falling off.
They either hit something or someone tried taking it.
The other one is the screws.
Someone yanked it without a doubt.
Someone stole the other one.
Oh, fuck, why are you laughing?
But why are you laughing?
There's just-
Yo, Ron, who has yanked my shit again in my whole life?
I just don't believe that, bro.
Stop using the excuse of I'm a bad driver.
You're a shot dog-seed-driver, Marlin.
You crashed your whip, you're blaming it on someone stealing your parts.
No one stole it.
You're a foul bastard.
I can't even say I cracked the insides of my fucking big-bag burners, you dumb fuck.
That's a big-bag burner.
Fuck.
Fuck is a big-bag burner.
What was it?
It was Frank.
It was Frank.
Y'all run.
Y'all run.
No, Marlin.
Marlin.
Okay, so one of them is hanging off means you either hit it or someone tried yank it off and gave up the other one is
There's screws you could someone took it apart Barlin like the center is fine
But the sides are fucked so it was like someone had to a second like intention. No, you definitely hit like a curb or parts cars
You'll sound like the fight some parts of my new case. I'll go fuck so much if I know
Fuck the boxing fight. How about some driving lessons?
You fucking idiot, Bull Rock!
Yo Ron, I'm like, Ron, do you know how much I pay for this fucking rabbit skin?
Is it possible that my exhaust melted when I drove it?
I mean, my exhaust melted so the entire piece is gone.
What are you fucking retarded?
Can I tell you something, like actually?
I talked about it, so I don't want to be the guy to tell you.
I think it's weird to tell you on the stream, but...
Are you trolling or no? Are you trolling?
I'm not trolling. I kinda said this too, but...
But so apparently when I talked to the people at Brabis,
they told me that the exhaust isn't sold separately
from the diffuser.
So if you bought the diffuser, it's not from Brabis.
Apparently, I have confirmation with Brabis,
and they told me that if you buy the diffuser,
you have to buy the exhaust,
and if you buy the exhaust, you have to buy the diffuser.
And you don't have the exhaust, so that makes me believe
you've got a fake kiss, bro.
I don't know if you got scammed, but that's what I got told from rabbit.
You dumb sweetest bitch.
Shut the fuck up, you fucking, oh, what the fuck up, I'm liking you, I want one more.
Damn.
Yeah.
You're saying you're in a fucking drive.
You're saying you're the wrestler.
I can't even say it, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't even say it.
I mean we could ask but like I talked to the executive state because originally I had a fake
kit and then when I got the real kit it was way bigger of a price and they told me all
the parts you have like there's certain parts that you have to buy other stuff like the
side fenders you have to buy with like the front it's like they're like so like certain
things come with like you can't buy them separate like you have to buy it together fucking
idiot bro bro you're wrong he actually said that's me not from your diet I mean
Yeah, I got a hundred percent sensitivity, but I don't know who the fuck yanked off.
I don't know, who yanked my shit? I want the fuck!
The same person.
Hey bro.
I yanked my fucking offender then dude.
No one's yanking that bro. This is worth like a hundred bucks.
You just don't know how to drive. You probably hit somebody's fucking parked car.
I'm about to yank that little fucking dog right now, the fucking house.
Do you fucking understand what I'm talking about?
Yo, what the fuck, man?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I don't know what you're gonna fucking do. Someone rob your car. I think it's the wristler.
Fuck it, idiot.
Ah, no, I'll get it. Bro.
Yo, Marlin, bro, you're in Vegas. Just double it on black.
Yeah. Bro, this is not funny, bro. I like it.
No, he just got my house out.
Yo, I don't do more than all- all- all to the side.
You're so- one of your tips, like the exhaust tips are- are the diffuser, it's just hanging.
Like, it's a bull- if it's not bullshit, someone fuck your shit up.
I swear, bro.
It might have-
Oh, one of them-
You-
Could have been glued on. There were screws behind it, but that could have-
Oh, that's the teacher's bathroom.
I'm- I'mma look at it when we get back.
Yeah, we're gonna look at it when we're back.
It literally might have been glued on and it could have just-
I'll actually look at it when we're all like that.
Real kid is not glued.
That's what I'm trying to-
When I had the-
Stop acting clueless, bro.
I guess you didn't know that you drove here with two broken exhausts?
I don't look at the back of my car, you idiot.
Like, why would I look at the back of my car?
Um, when you enter your car, you look at this car before you enter it.
Someone said, they saw my street and it looked fine at 6pm and they literally sent the picture.
Nothing hanging off.
So that means that someone has been in my fucking house.
No, you're right, bro.
That's it all.
So a thief pulled up and steal.
It stole two of your exhaust things instead of robbing the actual house.
You fucking idiots!
You sweetest fucking dumbass!
Yo, I'm Jason, Jason.
I'm a big bro.
What?
Bro, do you see that, dude?
I think I see your exhaust things on the side of the road!
What the fuck?
Yo!
Oh this is awkward.
Oh Jason, Jason.
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Alright.
Keep it positive boys, keep it positive man.
Wait, wait, so at what point you saw the exhaust was what?
Wait, so it was fine earlier today?
Yes, in the morning, this morning.
Where? Here?
That's what they're saying.
That's the house!
Okay, so the thing is, okay so Marlon, the thing is,
All jokes aside go back another ball jokes aside if someone were to hit that the other one is completely gone
So someone took it off. So one person you can't hit both of them without
Yes, someone must have came to the house and you hold it off
No, because the one they could hit the one that sticks out
No, but you can reverse it and hit the corner of your car. Oh, so he backed up twice
So he like hit once and then he backed up
You know Jason
Awesome, he would not any backed up into a wooden or a metal pole.
Wait, how does citizen alert that two elementary school kids?
Yeah, I hit this middle pole.
What?
Well, understand that you hit the fifth graders.
Oh, I hit the fifth graders.
Okay, I hit the fifth graders that five in the fucking morning today at the fucking quorum.
That's what I did.
That's what I did.
I backed over the fucking Rizzler, huh?
Is that what I did?
You got backed over by the Rizzler.
You're a fucking mama.
Yo, is your camera all that lost?
Uh, yeah, but I don't think the thing is more than it doesn't make any sense because if someone were to rob your exhaust
Why wouldn't they just one rob the car or two rob the house?
Yeah, but it was the same thing with my fender bender.
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
A fender bender.
What was that?
A fender bender.
He took the whole car, the part of the one I had the brown shirt on, or the brown color. Remember?
Oh, the fender.
Fender, fender, fender.
Wait, but that doesn't make any sense.
That makes no sense.
Was it actually fine this morning?
Yes, I'm not, like, I'm not even told
to ask anything, like.
You probably just didn't notice it.
But the thing is that I'm not trying to be funny,
like, actually, if one of them I can understand,
maybe someone by accident hit.
But the other one is completely missing.
There needs to be a possible scenario.
What?
You didn't get the car, you didn't get the kit,
you got stamped, it's not actually Travis's
because of how hot it is outside it melted the cheap ass glue in the punts.
Ohhhh!
Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, you're telling me that you glued on the-
You dumb fuckin' bitch!
You bought a fake Bravis kit!
Well, on my soul, the real Bravis, I got told, because originally, I had a different exhaust on my car
and I was like, oh, can I keep this on?
And they said, the Bravis people said, you have to put on the Bravis, I mean, I'm sure you could change it, but they said,
You have to put on go look up my kid someone sent him a picture when I had the real one look at my exhaust
Lined up with my diffuser. It's all it's a perfect like lineup. That's what I told that's how saying originally
This is what you get for trying to rust things dude. I should just be pasted get the real
God bro, what do you know what this?
Got the team okay
So what do you say?
So you tell me how someone puts on a brab to steal money with an old song.
An old song.
This one is fucking out expressionically.
You don't take three months to come, Jack.
Three months.
Yeah.
What the fuck is this?
No kidding me.
Is this where it is?
Shit, okay.
Whoa.
Are you going for this?
Yes.
All right, well, please just, like, really examine it and we're not going to get back.
And Jason, I will fucking kill you.
I will kill you.
Oh!
Well, let me know.
Well, let me know please.
Holy fucking fuck!
Sweetest killer!
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
They probably sold him a fake ass kit.
No, for sure, bro.
Who'd done that?
Definitely was trying to get that expedited version.
But he bought a team version instead.
Or he backed up into a pool at a 24-hour fitness.
That was what you did.
Yeah, I did do that.
Wait, bro, I'm not gonna lie, though.
Like, how did one of them fall off?
And one of them because he but even if he hits something one of them is completely missing
But also the back of the diffuser there's no screw so I don't know why there's screws in it
That has to be a fake ass diffuser because the real kid I never had screws. There was never screws like he cute, bro
He fucking cute
He definitely got a discount of doom
It does look like it melted though, but that is not supposed to happen if you're not real old.
They used Elmer's glue to put his exhaust pipe in our exhaust thingy and it just melted, bruh.
Yeah, you ready, bro? We're here. First location.
where Mercedes first thought it was looking some nice cars.
Did I go the wrong entrance?
I don't know.
This looks like that egg is in there.
I think I could low key go out here and then go out here.
Low key.
All right, well, you better get a Benz.
Well, like, what are you looking for, Jason?
I'm looking for a daily.
It's something nice I can drive every day.
You have a Maybach.
Yeah, but that's a thing.
That's a shape.
That's like the stream car.
I want a car like, oh.
Let me ask this guy.
Excuse me, sir.
Where can I park where the main entrance is?
Where's the main entrance apart?
The main entrance is actually in the other side, sir.
Oh, so what's the best way to get there?
Just take a way for it to be on the left side.
Exit this side.
Take a left and then take it.
Left and then you're going to turn left.
This is going to be that big sign which is Mercedes.
Oh, I'm needing it.
This is going to be before the gas station.
Thank you, sir.
Yes, sir.
What a nice gentleman.
What a nice lad.
A little bit of Lambo.
What up in the lamb truck?
Imagine if we pulled up in a nice Brabis GLE.
To eliciting things on things.
I'm not gonna lie bro.
I'm gonna be the devil in your shoulders here.
If you don't buy a car and you waste their time, I'm actually gonna be mad.
The other thing is...
Oh shit, here we go.
Now go ahead and tell us what's the thing.
I'm looking for plenty of options like Wallahi.
I'm trying to get that car. I'm trying to get it daily.
Oh, you don't believe in Wallahi. Don't you believe in Buddha or something like that?
First of all, Wallahi means, like, oh god, so, oh.
Like you believe in Allah?
Isn't that Allah and God are interchangeable?
Correct me if I'm wrong, right?
Yeah.
I love you.
Allah means God and everybody.
Yes.
Is it like a Chinese God?
I mean, uh, Buddha, that's Buddha God.
You help me?
You help me?
You help me?
It's not a God.
Hold on.
I think we're about right here, I'm just gonna leave a lab,
but I'm gonna shoot them.
Bro, Jason bro, lock in, we're here.
Everyone lock in, we're looking for a Bravus GLE.
Jason, do we have to swap you to the cameras?
Um, I mean, we get to try with that,
because we did get permission to record.
Does it matter, in my part?
Pardon?
You should have asked us to.
No, bro, you're in my Lambo.
Is there, is there a spot?
Yeah, this is like, the store.
Where is it, right here?
Oh, I didn't even see this little cheeky guy over here.
Chicky, Chicky, Chicky.
Right here, yeah?
We built this city.
Oh, there's another yours here.
Careful, there's a pole.
Dude, I'm not a fucking burger.
Be careful getting out of that.
I'll go on this side.
Which side is this at?
Your side.
But there's a little bit of a pole right there.
Just get out smoothly, you know?
You ready, baby?
How are you gonna do this?
Your mobile device is still in the vehicle.
The vehicle.
Sorry, whoa, whoa, that's perfect, favorite vehicle.
Woo!
Jesus, dude.
Dude.
You going on this one?
Yeah, we going on.
All right, stay on him then.
I'll be a background character.
I can't see a chap there.
I see a lot of options today.
How y'all doing?
Trying to buy a new car.
What happened?
Nothing.
Why the fuck are they laughing?
You gotta be more like...
How you doing, sir?
Jason, glad you're making your stable and all that. How are you coming along?
Uh, yeah, just looking just for a car actually.
A nice... I mean, what are your options here?
Yeah, sport looking for a nice sports car browse first, baby. Yeah, maybe browser. I'll get back. What's your answer?
So rule yeah, yes
I don't need a big body. I need some light.
You actually look pretty good.
Look at my finger to his.
Let's keep looking, bro.
I mean, bro, we got some, what are you looking for here?
Like, actually, what's your goal here?
I actually look for, like, a nice daily.
That's electric, you don't want that.
That's 63? This is beautiful.
This is something I looked at before I got my Mayback.
Damn, this Mayback hokey mocks yours.
Oh, watch your fucking...
This is like a greeting.
This is black are you color no, it's green look you can see
Down interior
Oh my god
Is this the lacy's shit?
Hell no, I'm not getting that shit.
Dude, this showroom's kind of...
They don't got no sports cars.
Where the fuck are cool cars at?
No type of sports car.
Is this a lacy's or something?
This? I think so.
Honestly?
I don't look that...
Bro, we're looking for like...
You need like an AMG to the body.
How you doing?
How y'all doing?
How's it going today?
How's it going today?
How's it going today?
How's it going?
I'm not lying, this deal of shit sucks.
There's no way this is the show.
What the fuck is this?
Why is it number 45-S?
Yeah, why is it a bit better?
That's what it's called, nice.
45-S Final Edition.
What does that mean?
Oh, no.
Should we touch it?
No, I'm sure the car got it, bro.
That's nice.
I'll get down the stairs.
It's nice.
This is the offshore.
Tell them what you're looking for, bro.
Should we go get someone?
Go get Daniel.
Go storm off right now.
Make the scene.
Make the scene.
Make the scene.
Make the scene.
Go get Daniel.
Go storm off right now.
Make this about your shit is making me mad.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm Jimmy.
I'm Jimmy.
Jason, great to meet you.
Just looking for nicer options.
I have a made-back stuff, sir.
A made-back, oh, you have a...
A slice?
You have a made-back convertibles, right, Chase?
No.
I like to play with Cardi, no better.
Yeah.
I can show you what I have downstairs.
Yeah, I mean we might as well look.
But, I already have a Maybach, so I'm looking for like a daily pair with the Maybach, if
you can understand what I'm trying to say.
I think it would be hard to look in person and see options.
You're looking for like, maybe like an ANG body?
Something sporty.
Yeah.
Are you sure you got a radio on the stairs, sir?
No, what?
I've been right here.
I'll shoot you out, I don't know.
Oh, they're one size too big.
I'm sure we're under the burden.
We're not leaving.
We're not leaving.
Also, I'm doing E53 wagon.
E53 wagon?
Yeah.
This is it, right here?
That's the second.
I'm the wagon on the stairs.
See, I feel like my client here, he's looking for something more sporty, like, sporty, something, something like, you know, if I get, I could get, like, maybe a one out of ten on YouTube, yeah.
Cause right now, it seems like you guys just have a bunch of, like, SUVs. No sports stuff, like, you know, MG, like, 63's, maybe a 55 for him, even though, I feel like he's gotta go 63.
If you have any cars where, like, full-fledged popcorn is, like, I might die.
I want that type of car.
Just get in an Audi RS7.
Let me make sure you're up here.
We should slip- Hey, Jason, slip for insurance.
I was looking at a 9-eleven Carrera, but this one, I was looking at a 9-eleven Carrera.
We're not killing this one.
We're not killing this one?
No, no.
Whatever he says.
Whatever he says.
We need a brand new...
We're going to...
We're going to go to a pork shop.
Let's see what Mercedes has.
Yeah.
Ooh, this guy might crash.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on now.
Hold on now, sir.
Ooh.
Great comps.
All right.
Good comps.
What do you think of this guy's pants?
They're awesome.
They're awesome?
What do you think has a better outfit?
I don't know.
He's like his big pants.
Who's looking better?
I don't know.
He took his pig meat.
Who's looking better?
It's hard to say.
It's hard to say.
Honestly, the way it's both look great.
Oh, shit, I'm not done.
What?
You guys have an A.C. down here?
No.
It's like a house.
But where's he taking this?
Backwards.
I look like the backwards.
Oh, hell no.
SCC3.
SCC3.
I mean, this is like, just like, look at this though, as a daily, that's all I'm saying, dad.
Now this is like, a week ago, a week ago, bro, imagine you had two, bro Jason, two may bags.
Bro, one for yourself, one for, you know, if you ever get a girlfriend, maybe for like a family,
you don't know what I'm saying, bro, you could have two maybies.
No bullshit, if you had two may bags, that's, that's peak.
Okay, but then bro, what do you need a situation when I drive you drive this one and when you want to go back, bro
That other one's pretty fast, right? Isn't this fast?
They serve the same purpose
So does every car
No, like they made back back the back of a made back, you know drive get a driver's in the back
That's what it made back for you know, I'm looking for something I could be like, okay
Yeah, I don't know if it's 2 a.m. Try to go a little fast on the highway and GTA like something that'll like
You guys don't have much of a stock it looks like
Oh GT I like ETS
There we go now we're talking
Not sick in it my chance
oh look what the fuck it's a 43 we're not doing this bro we need the top and top model
for them but this is the best client I have the Chinese billionaire oh you're 43 are you
crazy 43 that's fucking disrespectful what the striples fuck that's like offering you
the Mercedes without the AMG I would try go uh hey let's see what no not really
This is like the Calabasas shit, so it's like everyone just orders a fucking G-wagon.
We didn't realize it was a 43, you got any of the higher ones?
You say what?
It's gonna be okay.
You're gonna have one.
You're gonna have one.
Yeah.
I'll just sit and uh, sit.
Let's just fill it up.
We're gonna let it do a little sit-age.
Imagine if that's some scouting and receding and it wasn't an AMG.
It's not the car that did the work.
Oh wait, I think I see it.
Nah, it's not a system thing.
I'm not feeling this either.
They should have brought you like champagne already by now.
They should have known that you're you're the real fucking deal chat facts or no
I'm genuinely like trying to get a car like yeah, but this one this deership
You should feel good. I just wish they had just one GT like
Damn sir
I was gonna be parking before the train.
Who's ordering the cars at this dealership?
Oh my god.
Alright, I mean, I think we're gonna keep looking.
We're gonna keep looking around.
Thank you so much sir.
Thank you.
Alright, appreciate it man.
Have a good day.
That was the most bullshit dealership I've ever seen.
Old fucking shit.
That's it, baby.
He picked this dealership so he could stall this segment of the l-of the larking.
That'll be you.
Yeah, bro.
You wanna pull it out?
Pull what out?
Oh, yeah.
That's plenty of stuff right here.
Wow.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's on some bullshit, bro, but I think he doesn't even know what he's doing. He's like, they're like, oh
We want it. I want a car blah blah. Oh, what car? Oh, I don't know
One that drives what the fuck's going on
All right, we have I think we can hit that which one there's so many
I don't know what that is an hour away what the fuck do they think we're on
We had a nice party.
Bro, what was that dealership that we went to way back when?
That one.
So, who's that?
You want me to call Griff?
Yeah, call Griff.
Hey Siri, call daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
There's a cattle out here.
Blackwing.
I don't know if they have this.
Oh, he's not going back to us.
Hey.
Hey, Griff.
It's me, Ron.
I'm on stream right now with Jason, the ween, and the car.
Hey.
Hey, Griff.
Hi, Ron and Jason.
What's going on, guys?
How can I help you?
What's up?
Do you remember, like, that Aston Martin, I went to, I know you said Friday, but
I think we can lark our way into getting an advantage today.
Do you remember the address?
Yes.
I do remember this, Jason.
Funny you ask.
Is this real?
Hey, it's crazy you say that.
But I have some advice for you.
In my trip?
I want you to call Lou and get the address from Lou.
And head over to that address.
I got someone set up for you.
Hey, Griff. Appreciate you.
Appreciate it.
Is this the real Griff?
Hey, no problem.
What the fuck?
Drive safe, guys.
In my...
Wait quick
What the fuck just happened, bro
Look at that
Right there. No, we're not getting a black road. You know if we if it's right there, bro
It's right there. If Jason gets a black wing. He might explode this ain't I might die if I get a black one
It's quite literally see it. Hey, hey, we might as well get in there, bro
I don't know.
Yeah, that's good.
Let me take some little extra for you.
Hey, where is it, man? I didn't see it.
It's the link. Look, it's right here on the left.
Left? It's a fucking hill.
It's on the left.
It's on the left.
What?
It's right there.
Am I stupid?
Then BMW is right after.
Oh.
Jason doesn't want a BMW.
I don't want a BMW.
Jason's too cool for a BMW.
No, because then it'll be a match for a true brand.
He's right. He's right. He's right. Oh, he's actually right
Why did you just get like a hellcat
Just get like a fucking like SRT like my body. I'm not gonna lie. I was thinking about hell cat
Then I have a hellcat yo
They're about to just sell you an escalator. They don't got shit here. Let's up with these dead dealerships
No, that's gotta be a black one here. Okay this spot though. I think we need joy
Yeah, but is it more of a higher punishment?
Uh, no.
They, they were, they were like...
Oh, you've been here before?
No, no, no, but Lou was like...
Oh, oh, oh.
No professional cameras.
Ooh, no.
Alright, bro, what would be a professional?
Have you ever been on the Samsung?
And what's key to it for as long as we can?
Okay, I'm just gonna find my serious face, then.
Just, you know...
Bro, you want me to take the camera in?
Hell yeah, you brought the Samsung?
No.
Exactly, so what the fuck are you talking about?
They have the Samsung.
I'm gonna fuck...
Yo, we do what we want.
Yeah, until they're like no professional cameras and then now we both get kicked out
But you know what? Why'd you say I'm the Chinese millionaire? You're my Jewish manager like come on, bro
Let's get a car today
All right, bro. I guess just switching it to his
Fuck up the video, but it's gonna piss me the fuck off when I watch on YouTube
Why do the cable car?
This is the more than mobile
Holy fuck
What happened to that car?
Yeah.
The box you gatorade in there.
What the fuck?
I see a CT5, bro.
No, you don't.
Yeah, I don't know. I think it was a CT5.
Do they have parking?
Holy shit!
They got kids in the road.
Holy fuck.
Beautiful land.
They got no parking here.
What the fuck are we supposed to park?
I don't know if this is the right way.
I don't know if this is definitely not where we parked.
Maybe in the back.
Oh my god!
Where the fuck you parked?
Is it on you back there?
I don't need it right now.
Wait, should I just...
I'm gonna go ask them.
I need to go...
Wait, you go...
Should we just hit a car in line?
Sure.
I don't even have insurance on these.
Should I...
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Shit!
Was that the race line?
Shit, that was a big buff.
What the hell is that?
Oh, shit!
Oh my god!
Bro!
What is that?
Are you doing our purpose?
Fuck, I hit my head.
Wait, where the fuck?
Where am I supposed to park?
Why is he shaking his head?
I don't know.
Where do you park for a customer parking?
Well, he looks like Gek.
Can I park in the red where these catalogs are?
Bro he literally just said there's some GM's and shit and he's like low key you could park
for the fuck.
Yo this guy might be chill as shit bro.
No, he's not chill.
He's a cheap professional.
Wait that's his daughter I think in the road.
Oh you fucking bitch bro, god damn.
Maybe give me a heads up bro.
Oh shit we got back to play bro.
Why is it holding a chicken with a Mac?
Is that tough?
Alright, so we're going on the Samsung?
Yep. Alright, I'll go switch my sheet.
Let's make sure it's split.
Wait, Ducey, you're supposed to let someone get in your door.
Hello, your turn.
You're just going to switch the machine.
Just looking for black holes.
I have one, I have a 225,
Oh
Bro in the changing put isn't the electric. No, it's like in your back. It's a new tackle. No, no
If you come it's okay. I'll do the work
Thank you
I can't get it
I should have bought your fake one, man
I wouldn't even know the difference
This is the one you bought me, man
I should have bought a fake one
No, man, I've seen some money
How could you do that?
I should buy you that same fake one
Oh, maybe I should build you a black shirt
I'll kill you
I'll kill you
I'll kill you
I'll kill you
I'm on my way to my fucks tree
Verizon's dead here
Beach
Why is it connected without internet?
Yeah, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's a million dollars, millions of dollars.
Well I don't know that they miss out on millions.
We were really gonna buy three black trucks?
Insane. Insane.
This is not going good. This is not going according to plan.
Look, what do we do?
They had one black wing.
This is just a special honestly.
They had one black wing and I was looking about a black wing
like actually interested in buying a black wing.
Yeah I don't know. We were gonna get three trucks,
Three escalators and a black lamp.
2027.
It's a shame.
It's actually a shame.
2027, we were going to pre-order all the escalators.
All the escalators.
Because I need streaming cards.
Oh, is it here?
Right here as well, okay.
Oh my God.
We're not seeing the blue.
This one's going to match.
Which one did you want?
I wanted one that was super fast.
Is the blue one?
What?
Blue.
Blue?
Very nice one.
Stable blue.
I'm sure you can go automatic too.
What's on that one?
Yeah, I'm in the driver's seat.
Yeah, so fucking hot.
So good luck.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Bro, I don't know.
Bro, what are you looking for?
You don't even know what you're looking for.
I was looking for a black wing.
Okay, so you see the black wing.
Do you like it?
I'll be really sure, bro.
This should look like a Civic, bro.
Not the wrong Civic, but it's not a red Cadillac.
I don't know what you're...
What, this?
I'm looking for a Civic.
Bro, what?
Why do they got a bottle of Gatorade?
It's Pepto-Bismol, bruh.
I should look like Pepto-Bismol.
Oh, I should look like Pepto-Bismol.
Fuck you.
I should look like Pepto-Bismol.
Yeah!
She kind of looked like Rubble Gum.
I'm not going to like...
I'm not going to find out.
Just makes it out funny.
You're funny to look at.
You're not funny to laugh at.
Wait, so what the fuck are you looking for?
to ask him now bro we've been to three dealers the two dealerships now you wanted a black
wing we saw a black one you didn't want it but let's go get the Vantage bro see that
that's to sit down with the boys they said they did last time like Griff said they'll
have someone for me there didn't they say that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
You guys supposed to hear?
Wait, they let us record, we might as well go...
There you go, the nice camera.
I just want to go HD on this.
I just want to go HD, but I will go 4K on it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck, loud.
Alright, pleasure doing business with y'all.
No fuck-ups now.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
We're just kidding, guys, it's just content.
Whatever you take care of.
When it's just content, no one can overreact.
It's obviously we're trolling. We made it clear that we were here. I'll just tell you we're destroying
They you know I'm saying like he's got to keep it keep it keep it calm
You know I'm saying we're setting up the camera right now. Let's give us a second leaked. Oh, no leaked. Oh shit. They know we're at
All right, so that the Aston Nero say
Um, I was a little bit of a risk
Maybe
Oh, yeah Jason
No, no, no. There was one in a family that's...
Do you know how far that went?
No, I don't know.
It's at least 30.
No, 30 is not enough.
Galpin?
Is it Galpin?
45 minutes away.
60!
Oh, no, it's not.
It's 60.
Oh, no, it's not.
It's 60.
60?
I don't know.
And then coming back, what's going to be the cross-shower?
So it's going to be like an hour and a half.
So, so...
So where do I go?
You guys should get on GTA and buy a car and mod it out and then you can like base that and your GTA is based on real life like the blackling
That's in GTA
We're an option here and the option pie would be without me
Yo, look could you send me that address please
The one I went to last time wait, why don't we go to Honda and we've said that there's a person there
Um
But I know where to get you should I take it a Porsche I got you bro
Okay, just send me just send me the address the last one I went to
please
Grip said there was I drive we just called it
You might have to settle for a Honda
I feel like a Honda is not that bad.
Imagine Jason with like a Type R, who would that fit him?
But he has manual.
That's all manual?
All manual?
Yeah, a Honda Type R is manual.
Did I do that?
Bro, you're so ball-knowledge.
I know, I know.
Can you just send me that address?
Just send it over.
Well, a Honda is a great center car for this guy.
Just send me a Honda, please.
Yeah, yeah, we can go to Honda.
And we go to Lexus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We can go to Honda.
And we go to Lexus.
And we go to Lexus.
And we go to Lexus.
And we go to Lexus.
Yeah, yeah, we can go to Honda. We go to Lexus.
You want to go to Lexus?
That's a 500.
Can you just send me the address?
Could get a BMW going for you, too.
Oh, no, you got to be...
No, that's like John and that one true kid, yeah?
That one true kid.
All right, let me see how far the Lexus is.
How far?
Not that far?
Yeah.
three-mile-ish. Wait, that's the wrong one. Is it? That's the one closer. One in the nose?
There's two left, sister. This one's the other one's 12. Nice. What's wrong with you?
All's well. One of them is a service spot, though. For service. Oh, that's true.
Maybe, sure. I said that one. Here, just send me it. That'll be fucking Pepsi, bro.
What do we do without you, man? Bro, why don't we just get you like a fucking like...
Like, bro just get the Supra, it'll fit you.
I ain't lying bro, I was thinking about that.
Brother, that's way below my budget.
Wow, I actually so humble.
Nah, can we get a W for Jason?
That's not my best, bro.
This one is 10 minutes away.
He's right.
Ah, back.
Bro, Jason, fuck everyone here.
They don't want your business, bro.
Hey, hey Cadillac!
Hey, I got you, Jay. Hey, look at this. Are you ready?
Hey, put the window down for me.
Hey, Cadillac, go f-
Go fuck yourselves!
Yeah, shut the window already.
You think about it, one of these cars is a problem of transforming.
I mean, the odds are low, but never a zero.
Oh.
You know, there's a world where we get struck by lightning, and the car explodes, going, like, 70-
Noooo
HELLP
Oh POTTO!
Oh my god!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, little fucking driver.
Driver's a fucking idiot.
That idiot.
My birds, take off that costume.
Um...
Can you just send me that address?
Just send that address.
Alright, I gotta get my tires and work on the rest of the road, so we're just gonna try.
Oh shit, that kinda looks like a red bike.
Alright, we're seven minutes away.
Dude, what are you fucking driving, man?
Alright, I can get us there in two minutes if you want.
But it's gonna require you screaming out the window that your appendix bursted,
And we can go through the right lane in the emergency.
I'M PENDING!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Shut up.
I don't think I stole a Chinese kid.
Bro, why don't you go crate, yo?
I feel like, okay, now this is my take, ready?
It's kind of like a-
Listening.
I feel like he's trying to be like, humble.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, don't be like a humble millionaire.
Just go buy like a Lamborghini or something, right?
Yeah, a Lamborghini.
Like, bro, just go buy like a Ferrari.
Like, bro, we know you have money, Jason.
Okay, okay, I'm a clarin dealership. Okay close your eyes quick close your eyes
Is he closing? I can't thank you. I can't tell
Imagine every streaming person pulls up to a party. Oh shit valet. Who's pulling up?
Who's up and then we see Jason the ween, bro. Are you gonna have swag like that's what matters?
Like you have to be cool, bro. Let's get you like a punch buggy or something the fuck like a convertible punch bug
There is the BW right next to the station.
Oh, Volkswagen?
Bro, bro, I just want to, yeah, make a bow.
Do they have like, uh, Mitsubishi's here?
Well, well, I knew you'd come around, bro.
I knew it would come around sooner enough.
We're already going to Lexus.
I'm not sorry every single dealership.
You gotta present yourself better when we get there, too.
Yeah, bro, you're like, what do I want?
You're like, you're like opening your own door.
Like someone should be opening your door.
I should just stand at the door.
If they reach out to shake your hand,
just walk right by them, like they don't even exist.
My god ignore them think of them as lesser fucking genius Pepsi
Bro think of them like you are the fucking you're the prize bro. So start fucking acting like it
Like when we get in there, they're like, oh you can't film in here
Be like, okay, then I just won't buy a car and then they're gonna catch your bluff and they're like, oh come on in bro come on
Anyways, I wish we could just like rocket leak over everyone
I have unlimited bows.
That's so cool.
Excuse me, Ranger, I'm gonna cut you off because I have a Eurus.
See, that's the type of shit you want to start saying.
You're so fucking cool.
Yep, yep, yep.
And you want to cut them off, and I do one of these, too.
Oh, fuck.
Hey.
Should I start flicking people off?
No, it's not the window.
I'm gonna just...
Ow, you fuck!
You can't just flick off that random old lady.
I didn't flick them off.
I'll put it for a pointer finger up.
I know bro. Stop all that crying back there.
You almost cut my arm off.
Oh no.
You almost cut my arm off.
Well the acid Martin dealership Griffin just said that they're gonna shut us down.
I don't know I guess they have like an EMP system at the front door maybe?
They're gonna shut who down.
Bro we can stop at Keynes.
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Justin isn't there until Friday.
Are you let me know bro? It seems like Lexus and Volkswagen and Honda might be our last bet. I love it
There's also four, but did they have a get yourself a like a truck and you give you have like that
That's my truck type of also looking at them
Type ours. You don't know how to drive manual
Or you don't even know how to drive automatic what makes you think you know how to drive manual. Yes, I do
Just go today
Are you know you got to do I'm blood should I come in like bad boy be bad bad boy
Come on like this I'll open your door. You're the king, bro
Yo, why be G bro, so I sell some shit yesterday on footer. You did yeah, what happened, bro
Oh, it's a civil war, as I said.
Civil fucking war.
You're not a good one.
Everything okay?
We're gonna backstrim you, so we're gonna start a war, say.
Oh, bro.
My Loki gotta be part of that.
Bro.
Sorry, I'd be at home.
Oh, I got a semi-tweet.
What?
Did you read it out loud?
He just sent a gift of, uh, uh, what's his name?
Uh...
The...
Um...
The...
The Judgement.
Oh, there you go.
Okay, okay, okay.
All he clashes out after discovering his 60k Brava's kid has just started melting from
there.
Jack, who's excited to go see Mylan's kid when we get home?
Go on, get that serious.
I'll be able to tell in like a second because I barely looked at it if it's real or not.
And the chat will tell.
Bro, I'm telling you, when I bought the kid they told me that the exhaust isn't
sold separately.
You have to buy it with the diffuser.
There's an old me.
His shit melted though.
I know what I'm saying.
as real car ben melted that's just no way car ben doesn't fucking melt car bend
yes fuck is it car ben car ben you know about car bed oh you got a mature kid
if I speak I'm in big trouble what do you think about our age I think I think
R8s are cool, but I think it's cool, but like for you
Oh fuck that shit go hurricane on them at least my bro. Just have a fucking budget bro. What's your budget like it was a hundred
But then I'm up to the 150
Increased budget maximum my swag. Thank you my god. Wow. I'm Jason the weed my budget's 150
Bro swag on them say we don't have a budget over here if we like the car we buy it
That's how it works over here.
Well, I'll-
We don't look at pr-
Do we look at price tags?
Like, do we look at price tags?
When you go to the grocery store
and you're getting egg rolls,
do you look at the price tag?
Bitch, I don't even-
Okay, cereal, same thing.
Like, do you look at price tags?
Fuck no!
That's completely different than a car.
Okay, bro.
When you looking at, like, go your-
Yo, really, bro?
You're the-
Yo, really, bro?
Do we look at price tags?
That's-
Do we look at price tags?
No, we just do shit over here.
I bet, bro.
Let's go look at the SC500.
Let's see if this shit is worth it or not.
I saw one on TikTok all black.
No. It was actually not bad.
I remember you wrecked it too, no?
I think you would like it.
It's a fast car.
Bro, they went up, though.
They went up?
Yeah, all the cars went up.
Why, bro?
What is inflation?
Well, it's actually private equity.
All the owners of stock markets,
they're now going to get the private equity.
You know how paintings are a thing.
Now they're going to get the cars
and they're ruining the car market.
Fuck, bro.
So I'm buying a car at the wrong time there's never gonna be a right time if you knew the time that you were wrong to begin with
It's a good saying by the way
It's like you know the saying like if you heard about it
It's just like it's like houses well houses are never gonna go down because houses are the same thing
I was with all the rich people by the crazy houses and then raise it for the lower-class people. He's right
This guy's projecting bro, and I would do the same shit you raise up you bought apartments and raise that's not true
I single mom that's not true
That's not sure fucking bastard that's not true
I bought my house and I made my mom pay rent and I made her pay double when I'm not there. Yeah, oh
Nothing wrong with that. It's cutting in that's called passive income. I mean he's not wrong
Right, this is why you're my Jewish manager
Yeah, it's a fucking car today boys. All right, we're about to be here
Bro, I'm not gonna lie that speed bump fucked my head up. Yeah, I said literally give me whiplash
Yeah, no, bro. You guys fucked up my car, bro. What? That's what you worried about
You guys can just fix that in the hospital. I can't fix this shit. Oh
Shit Pokemon cards
You know Krispy Kreme release the Pokemon
We also got to try the crumble cookie ex hot cheeto collab that just actually sounds like you're gonna die on the spawn
We chase it with a crumble dirty spray. Yeah, bro. We have we gotta try it
I want to be honest with you bro, this isn't going how we wanted to and I know it's on.
That's not wrong, it's fucking pissing me off.
Rather than piss off than piss on, that's a good quote of mine.
Like, bro...
You always know how to say the right things.
Am I saying the right things?
You always know how to say the right things and make me feel better.
Pato!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I have to make sure my car is safe.
Ever when we were going out to dinner, me and you,
and then out of nowhere you just hit like a fucking pato and exploded your artist.
Oh my god!
I don't even know if I told my chat that, actually I think I did.
We were going to get dinner.
There was no paho, that's the thing.
And Jason got us.
There was no brick, no paho.
My tire genuinely exploded.
I've never seen it before.
You heard it.
It sounded like an explosion.
Yes, and we looked back on the street.
I had to get a car towed.
I looked back in the street.
There was nothing in the road.
How many donuts do you think from that Pokemon thing can you stack on your shit?
I got one, bro.
I have one if you squeeze it as hard as you can.
Yeah, you got to flatten the doughnut, man.
Fat burger.
Pretty close to the house.
Yeah, it's pretty close.
We're about to be here in T-minus 30 seconds.
Here we go, guys.
I think they'll accept me at Lexus.
Well, yeah, for sure.
They're gonna think you're like a returning customer.
Is Honda near here too, Pepsi?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Probably in a Honda race.
This is a...
This is a luxury car.
Actually, is this the entrance button?
I can't tell.
I think I just go all the way around, I just go all the way around.
A luxury Toyota.
Bro, Jason.
We're pulling up in the fucking U-Rest.
They're gonna want you.
They see an Asian dude over there.
Yeah, 100.
See, look, he's already looking.
Right?
He's looking.
He's looking right at us, see?
Why the fuck is this rich guy here?
He sighed at him.
Look, Lamborghini.
Bro, tell them we're looking to trade into yours for a Lexus.
Say we don't know the value.
Say it was like your dad's or something.
Oh, fucking jacked off for that guy.
Well, you see any LC 500s?
I don't know, so we'll go inside.
LC 500, oh, please.
Okay, nice.
Man, are you gonna get the same car as Gilbert?
Some god Gilbert got an LC 500.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
I just know the little girls are the same on the front.
LC 500 is gonna be nice, I know that.
I
Get a new car you got to get a new car. No
What do you want you want a super works for you I'm not gonna make that happen. I ain't alive bro. That is very possible
Lace.
Yeah, and then I'll wake up.
Wait, why you say that's never happening, Bebsy?
My boss wears a little mini hat.
Alright.
Holy hot.
It's a little hot for sure.
We're coming in with this camera.
You want to buy a car? Buy a fucking car.
Lace, get those fucking things.
Come on.
Is it crazy?
Try to pop my shit.
Pop your shit, mad boy.
You just tell them to be like,
yo, we're recording a documentary for his first car.
Open that tornado.
It's not my first car.
It's not their license.
I see it's about two licenses in the past.
And if they deny us, we're going to fuck home.
Make this a value, okay?
Get in there.
Bro, why are we opening up, bro?
Let's stand until someone opens our shit.
Anyway, how do you wish to describe it?
We're really hoping to talk about it.
Yes, sir.
Smells the cheapest part.
How you doing, sir?
I was wondering if you had LC 500s here today.
No?
Oh, okay.
Because I was just looking to buy a car.
cash cash in food if you don't you don't have LC 500's what's y'all's most
expensive car here
hey doing today sir you're doing amazing I'm looking for a car to pair with my
made-back when you're what's your most expensive car here is that boy right
Oh, I dropped my luggage.
This one right here.
Oh, this is why. Look what they're not commending it.
Japan transmission.
Engine port, Japan Toyota.
I should blow them up.
So what's the price tag on this, sir?
Not enough, not enough.
Where did they come up with that price?
Is there a hundred grand in the car?
You guys really don't have LC500s? Not one?
Really?
Okay.
Y'all got anything like cooler cars in there?
That's why we just don't check the car.
You're interested in like any sports cars or no?
Of course not, too.
ISD-50.
ISD-50?
Yeah.
I had that in back home.
Oh.
We'll go check it out?
Yeah, might as well go check it out.
How you doing today, sir?
I'm good.
Nicolette.
Jason.
Nice to meet you.
This is manager.
This one over here, the black one?
I don't think they give a fuck about your gold.
Right down here.
All right, why don't you get some of the way to the top?
I got my mom this car.
Did you actually put something in it?
I actually got my mom this car.
I'm pretty sure I got my mom this exact time.
You can't watch this, this is shit.
Bro, at least you're a millionaire.
Pop your fucking pants.
I'm not a spirit.
That ass dropped your own ball in the road.
I'm not a spirit.
I'll do it bro.
Just chill, just make this.
Listen, you're okay, man.
He's watching you do a car dealership.
Look at the car he just drifted into the road.
Keep him made back at home.
He just drifted into the road.
He's got a ball on it.
This isn't even for you.
Joe, the children call you a new car, Jason.
Get the thumbnail.
Get the thumbnail.
What's the name of the channel?
Lacey.
Lacey?
Yes.
Are you a YouTuber or a waitress?
Actually, wait, Jason and Wayne,
I actually bought two Lexuses here.
I'm a well-known customer.
I bought my parents some Lexuses.
I'm trying to get myself up.
Two seconds left.
Hey, you look pretty, sir.
Excuse me, how are you, sir?
There you go, please.
Okay, I'll show you, bud.
Okay, see you in a few months, yeah.
Last months, baby.
There you go.
Yeah, bro, I just sold it, honestly, yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, so we're delivering the car to the San Diego,
and the guy will pick up the trade,
which is the same IC500, but with brown intake.
Yeah, so, sir, you pointed me to this car.
I thought my mom was coming.
Okay.
I'm trying to get something maybe on the higher end here.
He really is looking for like LC500.
There's gotta be something you have maybe in your shoulder.
I'm about to feed him some bullsh**.
As a new car I don't have anything that I can afford.
IS 350S4.
I want to LFA.
You don't produce any?
You have only 200 cars and that's it.
And it's 1.5 right now.
That is like 1.5 I shit that out for breakfast
So there's really there's not even like one for display even if they got sold just to look at it for him
No LC 500 for display
They're going up to
They have one in the showroom, because whatever you should see here, the wind would light into here.
You don't have a showroom here?
No, this is the showroom.
Well, this is the showroom?
But I'm talking about the dealership where maybe they had it.
But this one you recommend?
Do you recommend it?
It looks like you already sold it, sir.
No, it's not sold.
It's for you, it already has a bow.
That's the big signature.
Oh, it's open.
Hey, watch out.
Watch out, I don't want to be in your picture.
How you all doing?
All right.
How old are you guys?
I'm 22 team.
Really?
21?
22.
22?
What's your name?
My name is Jason and weeba, you call me JTW.
Call me Cam.
How you doing JTW?
I'm doing great man.
Fuck is going on.
He's fucking awesome.
See?
Why don't you walk in here like that though?
Why are you on that?
Why are you on that?
He's fucking bad boy.
He's a better man.
I'm better than all my shit.
I know that.
That was Lee, that man came down to Lee Fawkes.
Remember they told you you couldn't film in here, now look at our fucking balls.
That fucking disgusting city in this car.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Give us a picture.
Give us a peel.
No, you don't.
But you kinda look like an Uber driver, right?
I look fucking like, I feel like ugly and disgusting.
No.
There's a Twitter hook.
There isn't that.
Yeah, there's a Twitter hook.
Jason, the ween.
Shit's on economy people.
Shit, the key's in the side revenue.
You must admit that there is one which is sold soon, but that is a special edition.
He will take it to show you, okay?
He's about five years old.
Five years old?
Yeah, 21-22.
Okay, well...
I just needed to get out of this car.
No, I thought I was going to get out of this car.
I admit it.
It's his idea to explore the beach.
No, it's actually...
I showed it.
I saw a BPL.
Those dudes.
They're straight people.
Probably, he handed it to me like, yeah, it's not for you, bro.
I'm going to take a wash and I'm going to leave you behind.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
You want to go see the LCC?
Let's do it.
What kind of crew is this?
What kind of crew is this?
This is the core crew.
What kind of core crew?
Core. That's us.
That's us. So what do you guys do?
Everything.
I like your personality.
I like your outfit.
Thank you babe. I'm trying to get my thing.
You guys can have me tellin' you pictures, okay?
Y'all have phone calls.
You go get them.
All right, over here.
You want that one too?
What's your name?
I'm Kevin, right?
What's up, y'all?
I like it.
I like it.
Who are you?
I was just sayin' you could do that money.
I'm not like you have money, bro.
It's a...
They didn't have one.
How'd they do it?
I'm like, who's been raised, huh?
So get ready.
How long you guys doin' the market for those?
I've been lookin' for this car since yesterday.
Oh, no way.
Yeah.
How'd you find out?
me is if I want something we'll go get it you know I'm saying sir so that's what I'm
here to do today. That's what I'm here to do today. That's what I'm here to do today.
What about you guys? Me no speaking mess. Oh okay. This is my Jewish manager. There you
go. We're getting good prices here. Love it. Love it. Love it. Whatever you have
We're gonna figure out better prices.
God, you're gonna have to go out and get your house.
We're gonna have to go out and get our house.
No.
We're gonna have to go out and get kicked out.
We gotta get kicked out.
We don't want to say eggs.
It's a lot.
I'm just trying to find it.
You're probably trying to send this home, bro.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure about that.
I don't know where this is from.
So I just gotta hunt it down for you?
Someone has tried to park in the middle of the foot.
LC!
LC 500?
Yeah, we're getting out. He wants a sale.
No, he wants a sale.
You're getting a sale of this one.
This one might go to your commission.
This is going to your commission.
I can't see it at all.
Nah, he went back.
Why the key not working, sir?
I'm sure.
Do we just got it in the style of 7-up the key?
Wait, what? Is this a convertible?
That's how I sold y'all last one.
Oh, it's a convertible.
Sata!
There you are.
I'll show you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Well, apparently,
We'll be honest before not opening it.
Oh, fine.
This is like...
My hood is to big?
Yeah.
Want to fire it up?
Let me fire about that bad boy out.
You can start it with it inside.
Just some rev it.
Not a mad shout at all, sir.
Line up I read this bad boy
One thing I just don't like is the soft top makes me look like a sissy
How much was this bad boy?
They just wanted to show it, yeah, so...
How much was it sold for?
Uh, this one was sold for $40k.
$40k?
$40k over, over what?
So $1.60.
God damn!
$1.60?
I feel bad for that guy.
You got his ass.
Ha ha ha.
Well, that's pretty good though.
Fuck.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey.
What's the main part of this game, see?
I mean he was looking for that
Yeah, we're not looking for no SUV like I hear he has a maybach
So we're looking for more of like a sports car that he can take on the weekends when he wants to go fuck around with the kids say
the bitches
I almost gagged.
Not a fan of the frills.
This one looks like anus.
Yeah.
This just came out.
Whoever built this model needs to be built.
This shit actually looks like anus.
This shit didn't have to call me up guard like Corona, though.
Is this electric?
I don't know.
You tell the main.
What am I going to pick up in this car, sir?
It's open, sir.
I know it's open.
It's all good. I think we'll pass.
Yeah, I'll pass on this. Thank you very much, sir.
In case you don't get coagulated, I like it.
Oh, he was on the side.
Yo, he recommended to Thanos.
Oh, there are...
You guys have any plans for today?
Oh, it was behind the car.
So you're specifically after the LC 500?
I was looking for that. It was one of my top three options.
The first one was a McLaren Arctura.
My second one was a Mazda Ryder.
My third option was an Aston Martin Vantage S.
And this is my fourth option.
You know, just wanted to look at them.
Gotcha.
Nice, nice.
Which one do you think you're going to land on?
Land towards the Vantage, that's right now.
But the McLaren speaks to me.
Butterfly, boys, I love butterflies.
Extra driven, any of them?
No, that's why I'm hired today.
But I'd love a Maybeck at home, I'd say it's pretty neat.
Nice, yeah.
Cool, cool.
Hope it helps you, guys.
Right here?
Yeah, thank you so much, sir.
Yeah, no worries.
Thank you so much, sir.
What I'm getting at is they wanted you to buy two SUVs, a mom car.
They tried to show you what pickup bitches in that car.
What type of a thrill, huh?
I know it's not a mom car.
Who wants to pick up my momma, my kids?
Ha!
I didn't want to be that guy, Jason, but the mom car you were looking at,
I knew it was like a mom car.
I knew it was like a mom car.
I knew it was like a mom car.
I knew it was like a mom car.
You know, I knew it was like a mom car because, bro,
my mom was looking at it.
Oh, William?
Yes.
Yeah.
Like, next thing you know, he's going to take this one.
Fucking hit him, you know?
Almost elbow to winch.
It's disgusting.
I'm actually like, uh, does anyone else in the chat
feel like they're going to throw up right now?
I literally feel nauseous.
I feel fucking nauseous.
Oh, Jason, there's not much left.
There's no fucking way, bro.
There's nothing left, bro.
Unless you want to drive an hour.
Go to BMW.
What's here, here?
We gotta get one more spot.
Matter.
Dude, what is left?
I'll find it. My energy's back.
Porsche, it's far, champ.
You don't want a Toyota I'm not I'm not a look at a super
You didn't know you can have those have a stupor zone
You just look at I just looked at them because that that bed with some ballast, bro
Where
Oh, wait, I got one. Yeah, I got it
You fucking AI griff man
We're going to Porsche. This is the final destination. I'm not I was looking at the Carrera
I'll tell you what's good there. Don't worry. Oh, you you to Porsche daddy
But there's an ice cream spot. Oh, yeah
Yo, it's your fat ass up. I
Mean, I mean, I'm in spot. Oh, where?
There
God brown wait says it's coming soon. Is this even a real one?
Deadass says it's coming soon
I bet I bet I bet all right chow we're headed to Porsche Jason's
Yo, I'm not right all of us say Jason if they offer you a fucking Macan
Spit in his face. I will literally slap the dog shit. I'm fucking salesman
Bro, you know what you're going in there when you go in there?
You say, yo, I want your finest 918 spider or your Carrera GT, that's what you let him
know.
I want your finest 918 Carrera.
Yup.
You gotta turn around.
I'm not.
That's a hot one.
What?
Should I not?
It's like two minutes to be honest.
Not bad.
I'll do a legal U-turn right here.
I bet.
I bet.
Uh, you're in a Lamborghini, nothing's illegal.
Oh, nothing's fucking illegal.
What are the cops gonna do?
Come after me?
I'm gonna fucking run away like I did fucking two years ago.
What the fuck?
What a fucking Lambo.
You can't stop me.
I'm a bikini, bro.
You own the road.
Bro, what?
Tomorrow I'll be a fucking ambassador, too.
What the fuck is that?
Bro, cut us this fucking Prius.
Yeah, we're actually-
You good back there?
Oh, fuck.
You got sick.
You got sick when they all fucking got bullshitted.
Yeah, bro.
I genuinely got sick to my stomach.
I got a virus looking at those fucking Lexis.
Why are you in a virus?
I don't know.
I just want to...
What do you think of Lotuses?
I mean they're cool, but I mean I feel like, I don't know, bro.
Lotus Amoebra?
Abs?
Do you know what that is?
Holy fucking cheese lover.
When we get in there you say yo, I'm looking for Dave.
Yo, Dave!
Does anyone here have a whoop?
Or does this look like a fucking Fitbit on a map?
Right, it's shit-lokey gas.
It told me how much I slept this shit.
It should look like a Velcro strap.
Shit looked like a toy for a fucking Velcro strap.
Is he?
Okay, the rumor has it Griff wants a car here, too.
And they're holding it hostage.
Okay, so we gotta speak on Griff's behalf, too?
Yeah, there's a 9-11 to car.
Hey, we need to get a button.
Which is a one out of 1,500 or 2,500, I believe.
and it's pretty rare nowadays, they're about to-
hey, I wanted a car
all right, we can ask for it
we're not leaving till we get a-
bro, I'm not gonna lie, there's some nice cars in there
for sure
there's gotta be, man
we're gonna force
a member, bro
but when you go in there, you ask for a fucking 918 spider
I need a 918 spider
and I can say I want one now
like, don't- don't give them time
All right, so what do I spit at if he says you go and you ask where the cheapest car
is and then tell them to get that shit like that.
Like, don't move it to the other side of the store.
Hey, can we test drive this to the fucking garbage?
No, you let him know.
He offered you a fucking like 2008 fucking Cayenne in terms of the fuck himself.
I'm just just back in the fuck out of the salesman.
Hehehe.
Heard you.
Heard you, heard you, heard you.
I've never been to this one.
Have you been to this one?
I like, it's, you can see it from the highway every time you drive by.
Is that this one?
Yeah.
Oh I didn't even know.
Yeah.
Well, this has been a thing, man.
Yeah, yeah.
So why does it say coming soon?
Oh, coming to a new location.
Ah, bro.
We hit it right as it got to swap.
All right.
The salesman is my guy.
I got you bro. I'm gonna speak on your behalf. Wait, he's a lang bro. Lang? Oh, he's Asian.
That means we're going off chemistry, bro.
What the fuck did I just hear? I just hear? What did I... am I tripping?
Am I tripping?
I'm about to get that car from the roof. We're gonna figure out a way.
Ah, we got you, bro. We need that car. Hey, now.
Let go Batman give
Get Lacey a golf cart for 30k band I got
Aware careful, I don't know bottom up
Get out of the frame bit
But it doesn't know the price bro. He doesn't need another price dude. He just wants it
That's fine. You know we're gonna go in there
We're gonna say yo all these fucking people you're gonna say the way I'm saying all these fucking people all these fucking people
Aren't actually buying fucking cars buying these fucking cars much old man trying to get it to private equities
Trying to get a private equity of the fucking car market of the fucking car. I say since I'm a real buyer
I say you give me a real sale you give me a real fucking sale you hear me bitch
Bitch!
Man, spit in his face if he says fucking anything else.
Obviously not.
Ah, where we from you, you little guys?
Come on, you have a...
You let them know too that I owe you a 911, 992 GT3 RS and Y-Sync 2020 Vasa, you're a real buyer.
Stay in the car, too. Lebron, come around and open your door for you.
Yeah, hey, hold my shit.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Oh shit.
This is a pretty big deal of shit.
Yeah, they're gonna have some shit. I've always seen some shit in the window.
They might have some nut shit in here, or they might have some lame shit.
Little mini cars.
Fuck the mini cars, man.
Some big shit.
Yo, do I have to put my balls on this shit? Do I park in the electric?
Bro, what?
Oh, this shit.
Customer parking?
They're not gonna see us now, we're fucking...
Also, they offer you a fucking tycon?
Yo, you say go fuck yourself!
I'm not into that fucking hybrid shit!
Yeah, start to choking him.
Electric shit.
Yeah, you start to choking him.
Grab him by his fucking suit and spank him.
What the fuck?
I got you, bro.
No!
Wait, bro, what are you doing?
Don't open your fucking door.
They might be looking into the glass.
Of course, sir.
So, let's come up.
Hey chop chop, camera man, outside.
It might recommend you this little sissy shit till the right.
You'll literally spit on that fucking guy.
It might offer Jason nose, ladies.
I got this.
How you doing? Do you know what Dave is here for, Dave?
Mr. Lang.
Yeah. Thank you, ma'am.
Also, we need a damrick here. We need a damrick.
I believe it's Howard.
No, the car's a damrick.
No, the car. Let's just start with Mr. Lang.
Go crazy on the look, here.
What's up on your area? GT3 Touring?
GT3 what?
GT3 Touring.
Gee, I ain't alive, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Shoot.
Hey, it's annual. Wow.
I'm not really feeling this one.
Hey, what?
Not really feeling this.
This is it.
Not right now. I just don't like the colors, bro.
Okay.
David?
Yeah, Mr. Lang.
Mr. Lang, you gotta go for pressure on them.
Hey, Lang.
Mr. Lang.
You don't look like a Lang.
This one's, this one's odd.
Oh, that's true.
Jason, the worst case scenario, you get a GT3.
It's kind of cute.
How much is this?
This kind of looks like my old car.
It is cute, bro.
We should get one of these.
That's right, 30 bands.
How much is one of these, ma'am?
I believe that it's 1,400.
1,400?
How fast do they go?
I'm not quite sure.
There should be at least four times the speed of the morning.
Can we take this on the highway?
Caw caw caw caw.
I will look around while we wait for Mr. Lanyard.
Is that Mr. Lanyard?
No.
All right, let's fucking keep him in bed.
I just thought it would be an amazing thing
to have Mr. Lanyard.
I see
I was looking at a career
Well, bro.
It's a turbo.
There's a turbo.
You need to get high speed now.
What?
They're serving, thank you.
Oh, there's a new turbo.
That's the turbo.
I'm going to be giving out ice cream.
Well, if I'm getting a Carrera, do I just get the Turbo S?
I thought that one would do.
This is sexy.
Look at the back of this.
Oh, that's my client, huh?
Oh, let's go.
Oh, let's go.
What's your name?
Jeremy.
Jeremy.
Jason.
We were originally here for Mr. Lang, but I mean.
Do you Lang?
Yeah.
But I mean, if you're here, would you give permission?
My customer here is looking for a beautiful car. He's looking for a sports car. He has a Maybach currently.
I need something to pair with my Maybach.
This will go real good with it.
So this is a turquoise. Now, I'm noticing this is the new year. I'm assuming that this is probably going to be in the 300 and something range.
You're definitely correct. It's a PTS color as well.
Oh, so we're looking maybe 380 to 400. Well, if you're considering buying this one, don't really like this one, to be honest.
Don't really like this one.
His range is around 200.
200, sir.
Okay this is 280 litters.
Oh yeah I don't like this one anyways.
Okay, okay.
You want ice cream? Ice cream time.
Ice cream. Oh ice cream like gelato?
Yeah I saw some kid with some ice cream.
Yeah, what do you want? Chocolate?
What's your name? Derek? Derek.
Hey nice to meet you brother.
What flavor would you like?
I'd love, you got cookies and cream.
Oh we do.
What's your best flavor?
Probably salted caramel or vanilla.
free I can check is it also sugar-free no is it also milk free there's there in
it so do you guys have dairy-free fucking yo sorry we're gonna pass me a
screen for right now I'd like the vanilla okay I suppose if you're
homeless just come here get ice cream work I don't mean for a 9-11
I just anything that is under 200 I mean
Bogey T the SUV
Okay, well
Shall we go sir, shall we shall we shout I talked to my client roll we walk with you
You're gonna buy he wants this he wants commission
But at least the car's not under my name.
We can buy it, and you can do a lease to buy, and also, you know, it's just better.
It's a lot of people don't.
Yeah.
It's not as integral as you'd be to buy a car for a lower value than I'd market it.
Okay.
If the market's high, it would be worth the value.
Who knows where I could buy it?
It's a good leaser, still.
Okay.
Yeah.
The leases do pretty well, oh, to be honest with you.
Okay.
And they're usually cheaper than, I don't know if you finance or not, but you just try to finance them.
Jason, I know some leasing people, I'll tell you what, they'll get me right, they'll get me right.
Bro, for my GLEs, $150,000 at Carlos, guess how much I did?
$10,000 down $2,000 a month. You can do that.
$10,000? $10,000 down $2,000 for GLE? I ain't a lot.
Yeah, yeah, that's too much, bro.
You've done this.
You've done it.
You've had a client for like $10 to $12.
This guy's got a client.
Yeah.
I think we can look through the lines.
Turbo West chalk grant, correct, sir?
No, this is actually...
What do we even do, though?
Beautiful.
This is beautiful.
Wow, sorry.
Can I see it?
Yeah.
Brother, this is beautiful.
Yeah, it has the carbon dioxide.
All right.
How much is this bad boy?
Yeah they're going up in price I would assume two nowadays because everybody's
hybrid now. I mean yeah I think there's a lot of people who like to use these eyes.
Oh yeah for sure. Get this guy look at him.
Oh wow I ain't a lie.
You know what you're gonna price this one yet?
But it doesn't 31K.
Oh 31K.
So he's gotta be pretty cheap.
This is gotta yeah.
Yeah probably the two hundredths.
What the hell are you?
I ain't a lie we got a 31K?
Yeah.
Anos must have been driving this.
I don't know.
I said, Anos must have been driving this.
I know.
Yo, what do you think?
I love the Turbo West.
What do you do with your hand?
I mean, dude, it definitely holds the most value,
but it's a, it's a, it's definitely a really, like,
powerful car just for the everyday.
Oh, they're fast shit.
But you smoke everything.
It has 650 horsepower.
No, I do like, I like the feel of this.
Yeah, it's a great car.
I like the feel of this.
What do you think, Ronald?
I've wanted a Turbo West.
You're not test driving this?
We can test drive this one for sure.
This is fast.
It's quick. It's a lot of fast.
I am fast.
We also have a bunch of different 9-11s over there.
So we have the Jimny 3 Touring.
You guys have a decar by any chance?
I heard there might be more.
I never be a nurse, Mr. H. Oh my goodness!
Yeah, you did.
No, I'll get another one.
Let me get a tight stack. Can I get one?
Oh hey, that's good for you.
That's really crazy.
Wow.
This one's a target.
This one's a target.
This one's a target.
Oh my god.
So it's all top, but it's actually like really cute.
The target is like cute.
Is that their most heritage model?
Not feeling this one, sir.
Brown and Currier?
Yeah, this is the color.
I just don't like that.
Why is the thing so little?
No, it's actually not.
It's kind of just like heritage, you know.
The first models that we need.
But is it GKS?
Yeah.
Uh, I think it's a turro-less cab here.
Turro-less cab?
That's gonna be finally $200 bigger.
Yeah, this is a 2022.
I was testing his logic.
Oh, it's a shark blue though, of course.
Is it a shark blue or it's voodoo?
I'm not sure.
No, that's not a voodoo. This is definitely a shark.
Right? I thought this was a stable blue.
This is a shark blue.
Okay, what about the one with the one with the one with the one?
The one with the one!
This one looks like a special edition of a gt3 tour, might you write?
You are correct, I don't ever stop.
2026, Stacy, we're gonna go fuck ourselves!
Red interior, is this a Sundervitz?
Yeah, no, it's a Sundervitz, it's one below, so it's exclusively made of fox clothes.
Man of fuck, what?
So this one's, uh...
is Can-Kan Red?
Can-Kan.
I'm like Can-Kan.
I fucked with Can-Kan.
Can-Kan is on this thread.
I fuck with Can-Kan.
That's got to be at least 500, maybe, thousand.
This was like 330.
Really?
Yeah.
I knew that.
Now, this is the car over here, right?
Real quick, Jason.
You mind if I pass that?
How the hell is that thing over there?
The car.
You know, I've got a guy really interested in this.
I don't know if you want to call Mr. H himself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he's really interested in this, and listen.
Wait, is this the car?
Yeah, so it's the car.
No one's, oh, it's mine.
The market's too messed up.
No one knows when to buy.
He's a real buyer.
What are we looking at for this bad boy?
I don't even know I'm not a lot I think we need this
So wait, yeah, excuse me. This is 600 like two months ago
Why is it display?
Why is it display only because it's just the owner's car
And then just keep it here for display and then this one is
This is like basically a gtc
Yeah, this one will hold its value back then.
Yeah, that's the JC's review.
What?
You don't know how to drive manual, and this is like...
Well, there's a manual bar?
Yeah, it's a manual. It's around like close to me.
I don't really like this one.
Dude, this is the craziest car that Porsche has ever driven.
There you go.
What about that one?
This is a GT-R. It's a great car.
Yeah, yeah.
So, what car I told you you wanted?
I want the 918 Spider.
And I want it. Let's drive it now.
Now, we can't do all that.
We don't got that one, we don't got it down at the start.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe for Ronald we do it really good.
Thank you sir, thank you.
I'm the buyer here.
Yeah.
No, we have all of them.
We can't test drive all of them.
Okay, so realistically speaking, how much?
Dude, this is a really good car.
Did you understand I'm here to buy?
No, I got you, bro.
This is a GTX.
This one's like 1200 miles on it.
It's actually a nice car, I like the GTS.
It's sponsored by GTS Silver on Black Racex.
So you have the old guitar and sports throne on it?
What's the price point on this?
I think this is like the 2's, like $199.
Not bad at all.
Okay, so this is my option.
This one, the one I sat in.
Yeah, this one and the one I sat in.
But what would you, what would you, the GTS or the, that one was the Turbo S, right?
Turbo S, right?
Turbo S. I mean, definitely. This car is a better, like, baby, I would say.
But the Turbo S is just, like, you have, you have, like, you just want to fucking have it.
Bro, if you want to look cool in the road, don't get this.
Yeah, you got a Turbo S.
Like, even he's saying, what's something I could, like, oh, get a one-on-a-tent video on YouTube.
Turbo S wouldn't do that.
Turbo S wouldn't do bad.
GTG would do the best.
GTG would do the best.
That's the one you have.
I have a blocker.
I have a blocker.
It looks like this.
Can we check that out?
No, my car.
You have a GTG RS, right?
How much commission you be getting?
That's seven years grinding you got one. No take me to go on
I'm the youngest Porsche associate in North America. How are you?
Don't what the fuck the fuck you be doing on a side wait is it a 992 or like the old 992 don't want
You're doing your thing big bro. I try
I
Know kimchi no
Oh look at this I
Like he owns you bro
Yeah, oh come on show that shit
I like he owns you, but that's fine. He's not gonna owe me for much longer
If you want to buy it oh shit
Oh shit. Oh shit.
My Lamborghini here is Purple Monte with the Carbon Fiber Hood 2024.
Yeah.
Am I should sign the WISAC?
Is that a nice joke? I don't get it.
WISAC, now I understand.
That was a shame. I don't get that one.
Alright.
Can we test drive the turbo-S?
Yeah, we can. We can.
I need your license.
Sure.
So, can you hold me?
Oh yeah, sir.
So Howard wouldn't want to sell this, huh?
So there's no way Howard would sell this.
We're talking cash.
Maybe Howard Contites?
I would know that Stable Ronaldo, Jason DeWine, and Griffin would like to buy this car.
Griff, you know, employee, manufacturer himself, maybe in his own world.
work with Justin Bieber, work with Stable Ronaldo.
Kind of looks like Griffith's like...
I'm getting a message right now that he's saying 400...
Dude, she's a 3 RS, like 20? Did he mug my shit?
Yo Griff, he said 600K.
Yeah Griff, I don't know if you're watching, they're saying 600.
Would you guys be buying like today or what's the time?
I do I do really want to buy if I really like it. I'll walk out
You walk it would you be financing it?
I need to talk to my manager
But he really doesn't mind I do actually want to buy but how much would you be comfortably investing?
I mean around like
We talked about actually it really depends right now
We have to see our leasing options and financing options because he's obviously younger and I don't know what he own
So I don't know what he'll get accepted for either
Especially with Porsche
Yeah
Well, so I want to go through our leasing options, you know, there's a lot of companies out there that might get spare options
We got a way out of our options. This is what I'm like a jerk. Oh you just lost your sales
I mean are you buying?
Are you buying the lease?
Well I don't know.
We got to see it.
We got to see the product.
The product I guess is 60 months, 72 months, and then maybe 48?
That's not the least.
36.
36.
No I do the maximum.
And then I can buy it out 4 months at 30.
36 with the opposite of buy.
Yeah, they're all weeks from now.
I knew that.
Yeah.
Alright, we'll just wait here.
Thanks for the raid, bro.
Of course, man.
Of course, Camden.
You fucking Camden, man.
You fucking Camden.
Thank you for the raid. Sorry I didn't see it.
I wanted to see you shoot.
But for now...
Listen, bro.
You don't listen to him.
I'm giving you fucking some of my junk at all.
What's wrong, bro?
You're leasing the car.
First of all, leasing doesn't matter when you have the intent to buy it.
He's right.
You can write it off.
Hey, I need a water.
I would love a water.
Thanks, Bill, my head.
Come on.
We're here.
What?
Just a little more.
Bill, please.
More, please.
I hate this.
Wait, watch this.
Where's the trash can, man?
I gotta throw this away.
Oh.
Thank you so much.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Like what the fuck is wrong with you?
So what's so special about the tariff, bro?
It's the car.
Don't get it mistaken.
And there's 2,500 of them, and they are off-roading 911s.
Very nice.
Porsche made these, and they're very exclusive to a lot of owners.
Okay?
It's a beautiful car.
As you can see, it's off-roading.
It has extra headlights.
It has the fender benders.
As you can see, carbon fiber.
I believe your turbo ester started.
Because I hear the turbo.
I just thought they were supposed to drive it out
Wait, it's the walk, it's kind of a crazy thing
How are they supposed to drive it out?
They got a car over there
There's a car over there?
Yeah, I was looking for that
Holy shit
Oh my god, there you go
No bullshit, the turbo was in the base
Damn, I don't know what that is
There's no F-Card with a Mayback
I ain't lying
Oh yeah, I know it.
Let me let go of the back seats.
Yeah, the back seats are the trouble at.
So we, uh,
tell them, tell them when we get in there.
We like,
we can't go this way. We can't go this way, bro.
I'm saying we can't take forever.
Let's get out of here.
We're gonna miss it, man.
We go down. You're about to drive it.
Bro, when we go down there, you say you want a
ChromaFlair Urban Bamboo.
Color. I want a Chroma, what?
Urban bamboo color I want a chroma flare urban band blue. Thank you, sir
Hey Jason, don't sign anything that you don't want to sign, you let me know what you're signing.
Hey there, do you want a picture of me though, did you?
Um, sure.
Ah, no, no, that's good.
That's okay, that's okay.
Now, obviously we probably need someone to drive with us, I would assume.
I would assume.
But there is a backseat, so can I go in the backseat?
You can go in the backseat if you fit.
I'm a short guy.
Me?
Are you calling a backseat?
Well, it's a good thing I've got a y-sack in my car.
And I want a backseat, so my y-sack's still in the backseat.
It's all good.
Thank you, by the way, for such hospitality.
Yes.
What is it?
I went to Lexus and they weren't messing with us.
What were you guys doing at Lexus?
You're telling me, bud.
I don't know.
Yeah, great question.
Those guys offered us some bullshit.
All right, now, now, Lays, you're going to have to lay the
backseat is very tight.
Should I just?
You could camera.
I mean, if you could, I'd go on it.
You might have to camera, man.
How tall are you?
I'm 6'2".
I should go on that side.
Yeah, probably.
I got a camera, okay?
Man, holding this for me?
No one can get mad at my angles, by the way.
It's not really good angles here.
I'm gonna give this key, bro.
How about you?
What you think, bro?
Is she a lucky tough?
I'm not even kidding.
I would buy a Turbo S.
Did you have one?
No.
I had a GT3.
A normal one.
A normal one.
Whatever you camera man.
I had a 992.
Oh my fucking god. Hold on chat.
Let me feel at the scene. Hold on chat.
Hang on, I don't have to squish you.
Okay, well I swear to start getting behind zealots one time.
Doing like some peptide shit with like Marlin.
What the fuck is that?
Hold on chat, it's all right for the angles. Give me a second.
Alright, so you're gonna have to...
Alright, you're gonna have to...
To the left, you're gonna like turn that, mom.
Keel, just to put it right here.
A left knob turn.
Right.
Wow.
That's nervous.
Let's crank this A-seed bad boy on first.
All right, Jason.
Bad news is, the seatbelt's probably not going to work back here.
For me.
So just make sure you're safe.
Yeah.
You have a lift on the front.
So I'm going to just throw that onto you right now.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to have to teach him how to get out too.
Yeah.
And then this is going to control, like, your driving dynamics.
You're normal, sport, sport plus, individual.
And then you have all the way you have wet mode.
We only do sport plus over here. Let's do sport plus did shall we okay, so we put the windows down
Jason this one also
All right Jason shall we when you get out so when you are when you put into drive you just flip that all the way back
Press the gas a little bit
Hi, you're me.
Hi, left or right?
We're gonna love it.
Thank you, sir.
Jason, this car is really fast.
Yeah, just be serious.
Yeah, like, be a little careful.
It won't lose traction in the car.
It won't be like you just don't want to be a donut.
We're gonna love it.
Oh, my gosh.
Right, Jason.
I'll feel bad, sir.
You're gonna start full left, Jason.
Full left?
Yeah, you're gonna handle it, yeah.
So go as far as you can to the left side?
Yep.
Actually, it's not fast.
It's honestly not bad, but it's not fast.
It's not fast.
It's not fast.
It's not fast.
It's not fast.
It's not fast.
the left side.
Actually, it's not bad.
It's honestly not bad, but it's the episode.
Listen for the scrapes, y'all.
If you hear it, you buy it.
I know where I'm going to put it.
All right, I'm listening to your comms right here.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're good.
You're good.
You got to go.
Oh, that was really nice.
That was beautiful.
Whenever you fucking drive, when you're the wheel is
turned, you don't gas it.
new to driving all right feels great feels great feels amazing I'll be
honest with you seats you know comfortable not as comfortable as my
maybed but of course it's a maybed yeah but that very cool car very right at
this very epic car remember to fucking break what do you think about it
has carbon-strain mix what does that mean basically the brake rotors are
made out of carbon composite so what that means is that the heat dissipates
way better compared to like normal steel rivers
honestly like first thing I do if you do end up buying a car is just get a fucking exhaust
same for me. I'm not gonna lie this car feels good. It's a great car. Like for a
daily it's probably the best car that you can buy. Don't fix the fucking
I saw bro
This actually very nice way faster than mine. This one also has the
Sometimes I sway
And then this thing press this it will be 20 more spare for 20 seconds
Just want to like you want to like press it
I'm scared sir.
Wow.
Wow, that ain't all right sir.
Woohoo!
That was really good.
Hey sir, tell them about the dynamic of the wing.
Tell them how that, you know.
Well, the wing gives you a little bit of downforce, but it's not no GT3 or anything.
So it's not going to do too much for you, but it's suddenly going to use some downforce.
I wonder if we can see it.
But then you have the dry carbon here dry carbon here a lot of carbon fiber area sports
Chrono package over here
Bro, it's a loaded car the original window I think was like to close to 260 so it's a really really
This is making me feel good and this one's CPO too. So you get two extra years of warranty
How many miles on this one 31 now with 31,000 price surely has to get dropped
It's dropped already. It's at market for sure.
I mean, you're following the market.
Oh, I know the market.
It's fucking crazy right now.
Like the market is stupid right now.
All of it. All of it.
So, um...
Yeah, then go take your right lane.
So, go take your right lane.
Now, the next lane you're gonna take are you.
You can smoke this weed.
You can smoke that.
Okay, alright. Alright, I thought you were gonna be alright.
Get the fuck out of here, bitch!
It's how I mess you up.
I feel good. I feel good.
She's put the car. Yeah, it's not. It gives you, it gives you balls.
Oh, I'm tasting this car's way faster than my car, dude.
I'm maybe.
This is probably the fastest car we have in the house.
Definitely.
For sure.
Definitely.
I mean, it's fast.
He's also tuned it.
Well, if he tuned it, it's too fast.
It's just like bro, it's like, it's like realistic, you can only go so fast on the roads
You understand? Like, oh my goodness, yeah
I think honestly bro, like if you really like want to get something that's comfortable dog that also can put anything on the fucking
No, this got Turcans, SVs, like basically anything on the road
You don't have to do it like being super
I'm not gonna lie, I think this guy soaked his car, what? So he has a GT63
Bro, gap is in
Even though it just feels good
It gaps anything, but honestly
No, I'm not gonna lie to you, I think it does
Like it does like that stuff. I want to just like I can press this and it was
Speedboosts like Mario Kart boosts basically
Why is there speedboost on a car? I thought it was only a video game
This is like kind of like a residential so maybe throw it into comfort and just see how it drives like on the ceiling texture
So how do I do that?
So now you're chilling?
Now you're chilling. This is just like every day when you're leaving the crib.
Katelyn going to the gym, catching a bob.
This one also has the Alcantara roof liner, which is super super nice.
Oh, kind of like Suede.
Yeah, exactly.
And then I would recommend, like obviously since you do drive this car,
I would get like a radar, which you can like, wire it for you.
What?
What?
Nah, that's what I would do.
What?
What?
Okay, alright.
That's what I would do.
No PS5 for the car?
No PS5? I mean you could.
Nope.
Should I put it back in Sport Plus?
Do whatever you want.
I haven't changed anything.
When you get an exhaust, by the way, this thing sounds like insane.
It has the craziest pops of all time, it sounds like a gunshot, it already sounds good, hey!
Yeah bro, you need to be a big dog.
You're gonna hear the turbo from you.
Yeah, it's gonna sound stupid.
How was it?
No, this is not even real.
You can open the roof.
Yeah, you can.
So it has the sunroof, but it's...
Oh, it's sunroof.
It's a sign.
And it's tinted as well already from factory, so you're not gonna get like no sunburner.
Yeah, this is definitely the most eventful truck I've been on for so long.
Damn, this is how you put on like 15 miles.
I appreciate your service.
That should lower the price a little bit though.
Four miles though.
Not too much though.
I mean, all really depends on, like do you have a price where you want to be monthly
or does it not really matter to you?
Uh, I have to talk to my manager right here.
I mean Ron, think of the ROI that this car could give to the...
What's that, 30k miles? I mean...
I mean bro, but the thing is 30k miles...
Yeah, but we also know that this more can...
It's been up a bubble.
I mean a little bit, but bro, you can't feel it...
I'll see you in real.
No, no. Like normal, not a lemon for air is...
Yeah, but right now for turbos and GT3s and sponge and T-cars, it's a little crazy.
Next year, they're cutting production down by 15%.
Yeah.
So, like, realistically...
Holy moly.
Super flat car.
Fuck out of the road.
Fuck out of the road Lexus!
I think this one's already matte PBF too, so you won't have to keep the after it.
We already took that car, so it's like 10 k just getting PBF.
So at least you won't have to keep the after it.
We usually get those discounts from the shops.
Nah, not that much.
If we get a car switch, that's the cost.
That's the cost.
Wow.
What does that cost?
Wow.
I'm not gonna yell it wrong, bro.
This feels really good, man.
I mean, I told you that that's all I told you before.
The turn of the west is fine. I like it.
I would buy a turn of the west.
The other reason I didn't is because
I'm getting something from the network.
What are you thinking of getting, bro?
Maybe I already got something.
You can't tell a child?
I'm not telling anyone. I'm like, I'm getting it.
Sure.
Well, I'm letting now I got the knack sprout
Well, no, it's maybe it's already purchased
No, it's in delivery
It's in delivery?
No
Shoot!
Oh my God
Right, left, right
Yeah, how do you go in this here?
I'm trying
But no troll, like
How do you like the car?
I just ask you, really not, like, it feels good
It's fun
Easy to use
I told you, Turbo S is like a good car for you
Yeah
It's fucking ridiculously fast
But it's like comfortable as shit
I look good in this shit
Is there a front for my trimmer?
There is a front, yeah.
Oh, it's got a front.
And there's like a little bit of space behind your head on, but like not too far.
Max eats your chat.
I mean, it's tight as shit.
If you get to an accident, you're gonna explode.
You're gonna get right at this light, yeah.
And then when you turn, you can give it some gas up the sill.
No, I don't like that.
No, no, but you got a fully trimmer.
Make sure the car is going straight.
I just wanted to clear road.
You said just go towards this one.
Full gas?
I mean, yeah, it's actually a little more.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Chad, I got to hold it like this.
Make sure the wheels fully turn, man.
I got all this truck to eat, Todd, bro.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Yeah!
Fuck yeah, bud.
Fuck out the road!
Alright.
Oh my God.
Oh, I think that's fine.
Right at this light?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll tell you where to go.
Just chill out there.
Chill, chill, chill.
Chill, chill, chill.
You go back comfort, boys.
There you go.
And then, not this driveway, the next driveway.
Got it.
And then what you're going to do when you get the car,
you just throw that thing, right?
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh, shit, boys.
There you go.
There you go.
You got some good angles.
Nice angle, Jay.
Thank you, bro.
There's dosage.
All righty, perfect.
All right.
Wow.
I like that felt beautiful.
That felt amazing.
It's so beautiful.
When you want to take it down, you just press this.
So when it's illuminated, that means that it's on.
Once you go past 35 miles per hour, it all actually goes down.
Yeah.
And then you can just park next to this junction.
Hey, does she got like all cameras and stuff?
Yeah, I do.
Doesn't help me, bro.
Definitely.
Parking, one of my worst traits is definitely parking.
I don't hate anything here, dude.
I don't hate anything.
I'm definitely not gonna...
Jason?
You're not gonna have to redo the parking here.
Yeah, you're gonna have to go straight again.
You want me to park it for you? No.
Go straight.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
That's not...
Make sure you're in the car, still.
Nice.
I haven't heard the word.
Sir, do I look like a crabby rim?
Well, let's say you're going to hit the retarget.
Like that, huh?
Yeah, that's a guess.
Oh, you're good.
They're not that easy, are they?
The rims?
Yeah.
That's only in the GD3.
Hurt you?
He's testing your knowledge.
Oh, man, make sure it's in pain.
I'm going to pull that up.
Pull this up.
Dang.
There you go, man.
Window's up.
Window's up.
Wow.
That was that.
That was pretty epic, man.
Sweet.
Turn it off.
You just push that thing up.
There you go.
Epic.
The seats are actually crushing.
Casey, you mind pulling this little handle?
All right.
Thank you.
Nice.
That was nice.
That was a really great car.
Yeah, I like that a lot.
That's a really good car bro.
It's a really great car bro.
Let's check it out man.
Let's talk to my...
I'm gonna talk to my...
Let's go inside.
I actually do like this.
It's a great value for the car.
Let me make a quick call for your behalf.
That seems really good.
Hey, hey Griff, it's me Ron.
Okay, so it's got 30,000 miles, it's a turbo at miles.
I'll give him a better deal than they ever will on my way.
I'm gonna give him a better deal than they ever will on my way.
Ooh, well I like when they tug on me.
Alright, watch this.
Why this shit's on that spec?
My spec is way better.
Say a high number.
Say a high number so I can give him a little more.
What number are you thinking, Griff, for yours?
Um, 300k?
300k.
How much is that one?
Mid-twos.
Mid-twos.
But you'd give us it for, like, what, Griff?
Like, 240 probably?
So you'd probably have to go under.
Come on, Griff.
You know I'm looking for a karma.
Um...
Come on.
300.
So how much is that one for real?
Come here bro, come on over here, I'm going to see what they say about you.
How you doing brother?
Come here bro.
Hey bro, let's get it.
He's actually trying to buy some of the car.
What car do you want?
Of course, it's not special.
Bro, this kid is a kid.
I'll be honest with you, 30k miles.
I don't care what the market says.
There's gotta be a little bit of a discount.
I'll be honest, these cars do hold value.
This one's beautiful, this paint's a sample.
This is the color of Griff-1.
Wait, wait, wait. So if I bought that, I don't want to sell it.
It depends how many miles to put on it.
And knowing you, you'll probably get a Savage title,
because you'll probably crash it three times.
Savage, bro?
Savage.
Savage.
No, I'm not gonna crash that.
It's 238.
238?
It's a really good deal.
Is it a really good deal?
Can I make a quick call on the clock?
I mean, yeah.
That's fine.
Please go and stay.
Hey, Greg, he's saying 238.
It's got 30k miles.
What year is it?
22, 30k miles.
They're looking for 240.
What are your specs?
I mean, my name is Wade Gunner, and I would sell a tour of Wade less than that.
How much, though?
I have 12,000 miles.
Now I'll be honest with you, sir.
Yeah, I'm on the phone call.
But I know these cars right now.
How many people have really purchased these cars with 30k miles?
We've got a few, Trubos.
Fly out here.
Fly out here?
To other dealers?
I'm familiar with the manipulation going on right now.
No, to clients, to customers.
Clients customers we're talking we're talking cardio motor sports
Listen
Hi, you sold me
992.2 GTS sir. We'll just check it. Maybe we'll get his corner. Alright, we'll let you know.
The thing is, if it doesn't exhaust with 12k miles, the thing is, it's not CPO, it's not CPO warranty, so 150...
150, 200...
We can get warranty from other people.
No, but it's not warranty. It's CPO warranty. It's from the dealership.
Yeah, it's completely different. It costs 10k to CPO.
10k to CPO, CPO. Listen, I've seen some SVJs with full Juntani's. Not saying that I've bought one.
They go back the miles on all the tickets.
They get confirmed by Lamborghini, and I love paperwork.
and they get CTO'd and they have warranty even with it
and he's like, listen there's ways, there's work grounds
my thing is to you, 30k miles
what are we really looking at?
like what is your final sale, like where are you like happy with it?
I can't be like, I can't give you the final number
I have to give it some time
what was the market for?
I don't know
I don't buy the colors, I just sell them
where is Mr. Lake?
Mr. Lake?
is this another sale?
I can't tell you much else
fuck
but I can talk to my manager and see if he can come on
um
do you have a card by chance?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good too.
Shall we look at the 9-1-2?
We're good, actually.
We're good.
But I'll get the car.
All right.
I think I'll be in number, all right?
Who's the next one?
Wait, I'm out.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, take it, take it.
She's waiting for me.
We're going to check out the car.
And listen, we're not ruling anyone's in.
Because let me tell you something.
And this is like an X.
Let me tell you something, because this is actually true.
Every dealer, in a way, just being honest, hands up.
Yeah, he's a cool dealer.
Bro, they just want you to buy a car.
They don't give a fuck about you.
They don't give a fuck about me at the end of the day.
So my thing is, if you can get a better deal,
probably doesn't matter.
Yeah, if Griff's trying to sell me the one
that already has an exhaust, why would I not do it?
Go with us.
But I'm not trying to, am I any different from you?
Oh my god.
Griff, bro.
We could check the 992.2, but I already know where you're
going to get the chat.
Fox, I know we can check it, but I feel like you're
going to want to check it out.
That's what it was, actually.
Really?
Check it out, we can go look at it.
You wanna look at it?
You guys want to pay your IDRS?
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, we might as well look at it if we're here.
The 9123 and 9222.
Did you get it?
Yeah.
You're gonna want the Turbo X.
I got a card to drive up.
Or maybe I should have one.
Hey, don't wait down here.
What do you think's holding you back from the car just mileage?
Mileage definitely a turn off for sure.
I mean how long have you been going to keep the car?
Stay with it like this. You want any date when you date there if you lease it.
So you can have it for two years and then mindfuck around and buy it over the car, sir.
I don't know. I usually lease the car.
We take advantage of the tax purposes.
We take advantage of the tax purposes and then we fuck over Mr. the guy who collects the taxes.
What's his name, Sam?
Yeah.
Yeah, we fuck him over.
That's what we do over here.
There's a few different GTS's.
That was a GTS.
That one was in the back some of the alley.
So it's a PTS one.
Oh, that's the one I was like.
That's the one I didn't like.
That was other than the other one.
Hang on.
What is it?
It's a good bike.
It has 144 miles.
That's pretty much it's a good bike.
That's not bad at all.
It's a jump bike.
Head boost.
Stitching.
So there's these two and you don't like the punnets right now?
Oh no, I'm not messing with this one, no.
So you attached the parts in there?
Oh, the GGS912.
Oh, no.
She didn't want a convertible, did she?
This is the GGS as well.
This is a GGS convertible?
That's the GGS converted
We sit in it
I mean, these new-comers, these smothered-ies.
I mean, brand new.
Which one's gonna give me more Instagram likes, though?
The Turbos.
The Turbos.
That's a higher ROI.
I mean, these are the best Artawis.
Best, best, best, best of the best.
Is that wrong?
Imagine this anime back next to each other?
I mean, this too is-
I like yo, this pair with a big bag bro.
Woo hoo hoo hoo.
What about what's cap?
Oh my god.
This one's crazy just because the interior of the exterior is the same.
I just wish they had hard tops.
I don't know why it's so heavy.
Cause it's just really doesn't matter.
Cause then you got a soft top.
Then you got a, that's why I got a Target.
Target?
It's nice but.
I mean here's the original one.
So you're gonna go to college, it's gotta be stupid price?
261.
261.
261.
Mr. Jason, you let me know it's your card.
I like that number the most.
I like that number the most.
I'm gonna see some numbers on it so I can get you some shoes.
Yeah, why not, yeah.
I like numbers, bro.
I sell the numbers right here.
We'll never say no to an offer.
Never say no to an offer?
Why not?
What if you could beat him?
We might go, you know, Mr. J.
What does this guy want?
He's the king, okay?
And Griffin.
Griffin, he just got aura.
He'll sell it for whatever.
He just wants to get rid of it, so...
He wants to get rid of it?
He wants that to go on.
He's willing to go to...
No trouble.
Hey, Cash.
Like he's right.
Maybe you try to get an album.
He wants it all?
Seriously, give him a call.
Seriously.
He genuinely wants to get that.
You go get it right now.
He'll come here.
How much do you want to take?
I don't know what he's going. He says that's a car that you would never sell.
Everyone's got a number.
I mean, he doesn't need to, he's like a bill in the office.
Everyone has a number.
Okay, that's how much worth it was.
I don't know if you want to sell it.
Yeah.
No.
Let him know.
I think the car we touched turned off.
All right.
You guys put the phone in my office.
Give me the number.
Of course.
Give it to me.
Members, do you have some cameras?
Yeah.
You know, if you actually...
You should probably get the number.
If you actually want to come out.
Don't waste your time if you don't want to come out.
I do want to come out.
All right.
It's the numbers.
How long does it take?
You know, you'd better go to the light spot.
Except for...
How long does it take?
You should just get a number.
I mean...
How long does it take?
How long does it take? You should just get a number.
I mean, like ten minutes.
I mean, I got a card.
It is better to be locked in with the night and trying to buy a card.
Yeah, because if you need it, we need you to knock that out.
Oh, social?
Yeah, we can just do that.
Give me your card.
Oh. Hello, sir.
Hello.
What is this?
Yarn balls.
Where are your burger toys?
Thank you so much.
We'll keep the contents.
I got your car.
I got your number.
Thank you so much, Jeremy.
That was good.
I told you.
That is the car you're going to want.
What are you talking about? Take this car.
I've got a 991 car.
It's a 991 car.
What are you talking about, take this car?
I've got a 992 GT, you're awesome.
And I got a Maybach on haul.
Thank you, sir.
Oh, is that my Lamborghini Urskie I dropped?
What time is it today?
That was a successful one, brother.
I ain't like pushing.
I was fun.
That was so fun.
But I told you, it has comfort and it's looking fun.
But I really want to test drive the Vantage.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, chat might say I'm dick-rotting,
but the Turbo S is actually a bang for your buck.
It's fucking fast, it's comfortable, it looks nice,
and it'll hold value.
You got the best of all worlds,
and I'm not even a salesman.
That that bank-weave, or whatever it's called?
Vantage.
Bro, when you drop that off the lot,
you're losing fucking 40 bands off the minute.
Really?
That's what it value?
Actually, that's what it value?
Over the Vantage.
Get in.
Yeah, we low key just got free ice cream and free water
Where's the water?
Oh, and a joy rod you got
thing is though
Now seriously they're like I'm thing is though all just I was a portion who has a turbo s streamer
Yeah, close and you you have one oh, no, I never have a class
But places was it's gonna be the same as grips has the exact same. It's awesome headers like where they sound fucking nuts
That's a real car bro
That's that's not no fucking
Missy bushew okay, so when you drive that you could really die in that shit
I'm dead serious. Well, you can die in any car, bro. Any car that you're in the fuck
Oh
Actually was like I
Felt really good girl. Yeah, why don't we get some numbers? How about I call Clixie what he's lent us eyes for?
We negotiate
Well I'm gonna call Griffin try to buy his see both
Yeah, I call Clix
What does Clix need bro. He's an SF 90 spider
Rich fuck.
This guy in front of us is license plate, it's NBA Kobe.
Damn, wow, that's tough.
Awesome.
All right, click doesn't change.
All right, click's changed, bro.
L clicks the chat.
Oh, it's 100 degrees outside, it says.
It's called Griff.
Oh, he's in the EU, bro.
Yo.
Hey, Griff, it's me, Ron.
Griff, I'm looking up on your car.
I
Think you know for I can't refuse
If you want to see it
Like tomorrow. Oh, yeah
But my my specs I mean run run
It's the gray one right griff you go watch swags video it was swags gg t silver
um
With Bordeaux red. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you could bring it to Mars. I'll send you pictures of it. Yes, send me pictures
Yeah, griff get this get this the dealers like oh, but you can't get it CPO
Yo, we could do anything with money. Let's talk about it. Yo, we could bring it in and get it
We could bring it in and get it CPO if you want, but who the fuck cares?
Ha ha talk about it. Wait, what year is yours griff?
It's one and two
Less miles, though
Over half the miles. We also don't know what miles are put on that car
It could be some it could be some bullish miles or someone just fucking watches every 45 seconds
Same year less watch
You fucked up. You went and drove that. Now, every car you drive, you're gonna do that.
Uh, this kind of sucks.
Bro, tell him, Griff. Like, I'm not even trying to be the daddy here, because I'm a tic-tac carhead nerve.
But bro, but bro, he's talking about getting the vanqueef Aston Martin. Like, brother.
The vantage asked, Griff. What do you think?
You're gonna be a vancuck after that.
That was actually a good one.
Oh, yeah, you're gonna be a vancuck after that.
You just killed him bro, like, bro, how do you do that?
Nah, the thing is, it would have been cool if you didn't ever drive a turbo S.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you fucked up your perception actually.
You've been in my car with me!
I have! A long time, by the way. Can you bring it tomorrow, griff?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Bro, griff, I can't believe that guy has a fucking GT3 RS 992.1.
I'm 20 years old as a car salesman, bro. He has to be selling courses, right?
Um, or maybe only fans.
No, like actually, I have a fuck. Is that possible? Is this salesman back? He's 20. I mean, good for him,
bro I don't know bro I think you're real I told you though I did say like
bro I think the turbo s is like no dick ride but it's just like a perfect car
it really is and I can just wrap it whatever I want yeah is it bad to wrap
up to your boss though he's protecting the pain doesn't matter I got people
I'll do it for free. The shit that I got.
That's what I really want.
Yes, bro.
Bro, yeah.
Oh, that'd be so tough.
Bro, and if like, wherever, like, in the streets.
Bro, we can make a Porsche group chat.
How might we actually could?
And then, well, wouldn't be a group chat.
We'd just be texting each other.
Oh, fuck.
But bro, if wherever in the street,
and we're like just, you know, streaming,
you would actually beat me in a race.
Every time.
Everyone raised up feel like I died
That's nerd
Yeah, but you gotta you gotta start okay, I'm gonna be honest with you like we
Poor shit's like problem. You start making money. It's pronounced Porsche Porsche. Yeah, you gotta look cool
Come on, come on, 9-Eleven-S. Turbo, yup. 9-Eleven-Turbo-S.
Poor sir, bro.
Yup.
My gosh, man.
Turbo has a Maybag or a GT63.
And a Cybertruck.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, really, dude?
Yeah.
What was that?
What was your weird, bro?
What was your weird?
Fuck, we could dead-ass be torn, we could be poor schooch-a.
And it would be just me and you, you fucking idiot.
It's just texting.
Bro, imagine that picture though.
Me and you, parked next to each other.
Oh my god, bro.
You got your Balenciaga shorts on.
Oh my god.
I'll put on my like sweat shorts, bro.
Oh.
Fuck, man.
The camera hooded.
Oh my god, yes.
Oh fuck I already see night now you now that I'm convinced you're not a vision
to be alive but that's why I try to talk there's no budget bro there's no
budget we just do shit
Ahhhh.
Bro, that mean, bro, ladies has this fucking Supra?
Not about Charlotte. Maybe like 5 years.
That's when I'm done saving up.
Yo.
Yo, bro, don't say that, man.
Something wrong with that, bro. I've just seen you all in 5 years.
We'll still be friends, right?
Oh, wow. We gonna be locked in, bro.
Come on, tell them we gonna be locked in, bro.
It's gonna be fire, bro.
Yo, bro, let me tell you something, man.
You can remember this moment.
I'll buy you that car, bro.
That's a massive dumping truck.
I'll buy you that car.
Why do you not seem excited, ladies?
What color do you want it?
You want it silver?
What's in here? What color do you want?
This one, bro.
What color do you want?
He's gonna get it after the next episode.
This is just making the disappointment even more.
It's just like jerking me off and then
Stop okay, so I'll make you come that's not why did you like you what color you want to do?
You want a Tesla model right in here?
That's it
What Tesla Model S that's a model that's flat
Okay, I like electric cars
Let's see
So you gotta get some cool shit, bro. Why not buying it you only buy me this cool. I'll take a year
It's like wrong
But we give you yours bros
Yeah that's what I was looking for when I was running
Oh okay my bad
And they're going up because the new SC is a piece of shit
Ah they're going up
So bye now
Oh my gosh bro
Hold on I just got, I just got pictures from Gryff
Uh oh
Oh my it's got red in here
What is she?
Damn bro
Some psychoshoes
Bro it's like yeah, she made me a man
I'm having no B-ray
Got bit right over here
Dude, it's got red guts. Oh, this is the outside. It's over. Yeah. No, it's beautiful. That is beautiful brown
No, I swear to God like wait, but I buy it to us
Just buy it
You know it's crazy, bro, you're probably give you a good deal. You probably lease it off him. Literally
Oh by that. I want to be in the passenger for that by that. Oh
Oh fuck your budget you're rich. There is no fucking budget when you're rich
I like to do hyper x for the hyper x state form. Oh
That's a four million dollars
It back to back hyper x to stay from we deserve this bro, you know what hey bro you buy that hey you buy that's a Russell buy an SDJ
Say swear I swear bro. Oh
my god
You buy SPJ for real?
How about the one with the roof that comes off too?
I got you bro.
Talk about the roadster?
Oh he knows bro, wow look at that.
Bro, fuck.
I'm about to text Griff, bro, bring it, bring it tomorrow bro.
Bro you know what, you know what they say Jay?
I'm gonna be the devil on your shoulders.
Bro, it's only gonna make you work harder.
What are you gonna start slacking?
No, you got bills to pay.
I got one more bills bro.
Bills, bro, that means I'm gonna be hungry. It's right
Oh portion of me that yeah, that's just sounds right. Hey, that's respectable, right? That's so respectable
Is that more straighter than the Austin Martin? Yeah
Was I asked him learning to make that guy? He's got a good
He's got a turbo s2. He just drove by the same color on God. I swear to God
I swear to God it's the same color
You're not holding up for us and we're after James
Yeah, not fucking James Bundle
You're going crazy
Appreciate burgers wearing a costume way
Let's burn like a teddy bear
Oh my god, bro
Like you know what you look like right now you look like when you go into the store bro
You check the tags we don't do that bro. I lost some bro shit. Yeah, some bro chair
Think about it, bro. You can either donate money or spend on a turbo less. You just a donate money
I'm not trying to be that guy, bro. Don't be a poor on that us
Yeah
Do you think about the group chat just me and you know
W group chat it's by John and Drew and fucking
Bro the nepsis in the Mercedes one with fucking silky adapt that's the group to play see
Bro where you stop being pussy and you go lambo on them
No.
Actually, I'm not a liar.
Turbo S is way better than a Huracan.
I said what I said.
Yeah, that's what he said too.
The newer part of the Huracan.
How's it driven?
My budget, that has one from 100 to 150 to 200, bro.
Should I kill myself?
How many times am I gonna say we don't got budgets over here?
Yo, you're chasing the fucking weed, bro.
Like, make some more money.
Get more poppin', bro.
Simple as that.
You only have one option.
Ah, you're right.
When I bought that GT3, when I was playing Fortnite,
I was playing Fortnite to 5,000 viewers.
You know what I said?
I said, oh, can I afford this?
Fuck no!
I did it!
I couldn't afford it.
Oh God, I couldn't afford it.
People say I could.
I started making more money though.
Cause I said, you know what?
I gotta beg for more subs.
You gotta beg for more.
Oh fuck, bro.
Fuck, bro.
Bro, or yeah, bro.
Or just tell M&M's to give more.
Bro, bro.
Let me give five gifts for our car.
Oh, hey, one last arms, bro.
Oh, bro.
Bro, just two 45 days on an island.
45 fucking days?
Yeah.
Now I gotta start singing.
Just put out better content.
The better content you do, the better it does.
The more money you make, the more happy you'll be
beach putting out better content bro that's what I'm trying to tell you
bro you're chasing the fucking weed what can you do you're the fucking golden
child what about my dad you want a house bro fuck that shit the fuck I don't
give a fuck no you already bought a car hey bad angle I got the way bro you
already got a house in America bro that Vietnam house got a way bad
Bro you know what's cooler a fucking house for your dad to be done with life
and just enjoy the rest of his life retire and just be happy the person who
puts you in this world or a car that fucking pops and bangs like come on bro
that's talking to you it's talking to you oh my god bro that's what I did I
fucking wrote I retired my mom and I got the money back because I said the
Clip didn't do good enough. I stuck the clip out. Oh my god, yo, should I fake?
Should I prank on my dad and be like, you know, I'm about to gossip, you know?
Oh, that's fine. But then reverse like flip the camera and it's my new car, bro.
Oh my god. That's going by.
Tango the keys in his... Oh my god.
Now you're thinking.
Damn, bro. Fuck, bro.
If you don't do enough now, I'm gonna think you're pussy. Oh, I'm not pussy, bro. Let's go check out Marlin's school
All right, yeah, we need investigators in the chat dog. There's no way like
That's just cannot just melt off like that, right? I forgot about oh my god, it's really all
So you had a gutter in this
Uh, look at this one.
I'll be your chairman.
Sweet!
Hey!
She was making my feet hurt.
Thanks for being a good kid.
That was cool.
Yo, 62 system on?
Is that how they've been raised here?
Bro, you're telling me Marlon's fucking car exploded.
Bro, Pepsi. Did it melt?
No way it melted off, bro. You had to have hit something.
That looks like actual damage.
It was screwed on. All these screws attached there.
This does not look like a melting pot. This looks like someone like...
This does not look like melt. This looks like someone...
It got ripped off. This is real carbon for sure.
Oh yeah.
They were screwed in.
Oh, it didn't get ripped off because look, why is it like peeling it?
This one has screws, look at this one.
This shit's not even plugged in some of this shit. Who the fuck installed this garbage?
Oh my god.
My mom, bro, there's no way someone just passed it.
Shit boneless.
Boneless exhaust.
No, see? Okay, so look, the real exhaust comes right here.
Like, I'm telling you, you can buy it.
He done us got that shit from Team Moon.
Yeah, I'm just gonna put the picture on mine, hold on.
For my camera, that's a flex, but you really flex on a sweet ass. Oh, don't look at my camera. I might see you dick pics
Like whoa, what it's peeling like who did this?
This is insane
This this cannot be like so
So the real one you see how my exhaust yeah, it like extends
Look, so that's the thing. So this he there has got fake Brabis kid
I mean this but look at the difference of even like this. I mean sure this is in the light
But like no no he dead ass got to shit from team
Really break his car even more
But like I don't understand because look this part there's no fucking screws
So I'm so confused on what they put here
You mean there's no-
No, because look at mine. This is the real one.
Look, there- when you get the exhaust, this comes with it.
So like the second one, don't look at that one.
But the outside one, it's just- it's attached to this.
Like, I don't understand what these screws are.
What are they screwing here?
Yeah.
What? But I don't know what that is.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Is that-
That's big right here.
What is this?
I don't know what the fuck this is, though.
Like, what is this shit?
It's hanging by a fucking frame.
But I've never seen this shit.
Like, what is this?
The ex-
Where did the ex-
And it's not even carbon!
Is she not carbon, bro?
but what the fuck is this I don't know but you can see it got ripped off and
then since it's sitting right here the exhaust has been blasting right here and
melted this but like you could like you can tell it's been like who the fuck
ripped this that's not a crash that's someone coming up no nothing's touched
And ripping it off
Tell more I'm gonna pick up the phone. I got bad news for him
Now someone Dennis ripped that I think it might be I think it is real
Mine had this one. There's no way that he didn't have the exhaust. There's no one someone pulled up at 5 a.m. To rip it though
What if it was an inside job?
What if he was his manager?
I
Fuck this is bullshit. This is not cool
On God
I texted you I said
He said no, I was saying and he said why I just didn't respond
No way they dead-ass fucking
Oh my god, it was rocket getting revenge, bro, no rocket definitely knows the code so he definitely came here
Whoever did this is a piece of shit. This is like actually fucked up
Just like evil from when they did it last time too. It's like some random ass evil destruction
They come in with a screwdriver and unscrewed. Oh, he must have yanked this one off because look he yanked it off
But how strong do you have to beat it?
Yank that shit off, bro.
All the screws are in it besides two.
So someone dead has yanked it.
But if the screws were in it, that means you gotta be a fucking superman or yank this shit off.
Ooh, good investigation, bro.
That's calling me.
Yo, Mar, can you see me?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Someone yanked it off for sure.
Marlin, bro, I have a theory.
Someone yanked it off.
Cause look at this one.
Marlon I think it was rocket, bro
You heard me a jet. I know you heard me
Marlon I think it was rocket, bro
What do you do to piss off the end?
No, but whoever you know Marlon did you hear me? I think it was
Robert did this dead ass yanked it. I'm not getting someone was the yanked it
You know what
The only person that would do it it would be an inside job. It could have been from yesterday. It was a bunch of random people here. Oh
No, I wasn't here. Have you pissed off anyone?
Have you pissed off anyone that's been at the house?
Let's go inside
I guess I'm not going to see you tonight either.
I'm not going to be here, I'm out.
Hey Marlon.
Hey bro, is y'all not coming back yet?
Alright, peace out.
Peace.
Next time, no care, take your stream, boys.
It's alright, I got P.O.
You're welcome to look at my own P.O.
I opened up NMS, and they said I mobbed you.
Oh, uh...
Oh, it's locked. I don't know where it's going.
I'll put the code in.
You know the code?
Oh, God!
Here they come.
Oh, hey, Beth.
How the fuck did you get in here?
Oh
Hanging at 5 30 a.m. In the morning, thank you. Did that's
Hey, bro, I'm thinking about getting it
This is a Christian Louis on bro, red bottoms
It was like fucked up bottom
Card here, I think I'm gonna turbo us
I'll be like, what's he?
See, this is the Blincy, right?
I see.
Yo, Sippy, you know how to trip less.
I've never been having a thing.
So what?
You know how to trip less.
You don't even know what it's like.
You think about it's a portion.
You think about it's a portion.
It's cool.
Brutal, the mob here should be.
What the fuck?
I think it's a part of the...
That's not a fake anymore, but he won't mob the next car, don't worry.
Yo!
I'm not like I'm ranking as a group you got to go out
On yeah, right? Oh my god. He's like he's the boss. Hey, listen, you know what I am. Oh my god
I see the mini head, bro. Listen boys. I think it's time. I told them
Because of no AC, you know, burger passing away almost, hey, burger almost passing away.
There's no AC, burger is just running around.
Red's free to smoke.
That'd be fucking wrong, Brad.
Oh, you think I like you, bro?
Yeah, good job, man.
I'm gonna see you, brother.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Good shit today, bro.
Hey, that's super, bro.
It's nice.
That's Supra, bro. It's fit.
It's fit. It's nice.
That's my swag.
It's cool. It's confident.
You look a big bastard, bro.
I bet. I bet.
Oh, we forgot that.
We forgot that.
That's Supra.
It's loading. It's loading.
It's loading.
It's loading.
You'll never get that.
Just like that.
Oh, that's the way you see burger and you might be wearing a pair of costumes
It's scary
Ghosts in the house
I survived cherry hill
Okay, I need some water my system y'all water
Wait
Who the fuck am I to kill you?
Yo, bro. Um, can I maybe open like three boxes to have something?
Oh, yeah. But actually...
No! Why would you do that, you fucking moron?
Hey, bro, what did you say?
I gotta go get a knife. I'll be back.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna sue you.
I didn't hit you, bro.
Doesn't matter. Now you gave me trauma before being in my own house.
Yo, you gotta hook me!
No, you need to!
Yo, you are fucking idiot!
You're fucking idiot!
Oh my god!
Where did you get that?
Oh my god.
Yo!
This way.
I'll take that, I'm not gonna lie.
You need it, bro!
I'm gonna shoot for you all over again.
How did you do that?
You hit me with a dog bite.
I'll be straight and pause.
If you're dead, the dead pixels go high.
Let's see how it goes.
You gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
Yeah, I agree. I do have to be careful. Yeah.
Yeah. Sorry for dropping the camera.
I do apologize for dropping the camera as well.
I'm killing this trouble.
We might as well check out the mission.
There you go.
Oh, great, ladies.
Look, I got you, ladies.
Ah, GG.
It depends on those fries, too.
Who's fries?
Double-sand.
I didn't know what a fries was.
The one that flew in the guesthouse.
I told you I'd do that.
Are they okay, guys?
It's a movie over here, bro.
So we gotta do a fake war evil funny?
I'm down.
I don't want to work.
We should, I'm trying to say it, but we should just go evil for the rest of the year.
I'm being held down, bro.
We should break it.
I don't know.
Please.
You get two boxes.
Two?
Two.
And then you have two boxes.
Huh?
Two fucking boxes.
I can take the boxes?
You're not getting the video either.
What?
And I'm getting the car video.
No, I'm hosting it.
I'll stable it or not.
What should you get?
I got three.
You talking about 300?
They're in boxes?
No, I have three in three notes.
But guess what, at least...
I'm grateful that people are sending me anything.
How about that, huh?
Yeah, bro.
Oh, you're gonna go here, bro.
This is a good idea, man, so you don't have to keep it up.
Let me put it over there where the minutes come,
because I think there is one for us, too.
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right
Yo, yo, yo YouTube today, we're doing the biggest PO box opening ever
I mean look at all these packages. This isn't gonna be a YouTube short like some people like this is the real fucking deal
You know freaking deal. You know what I'm saying? We got maybe 40 packages. Probably gonna take us like two hours
We got my Chinese ashamed student right here. Let's get straight into the boxes
Make sure to type explanation or PO in the chat or check the comment section to send PO to me
Now shall we begin if you're on twitch chat drop a high you might be on YouTube. Let's go
No, no since I give you a couple boxes
Box one oh this one says fragile. Okay, so be careful. This one says a bunch of us like light
Who's it from? Who's it from?
It's from uh, it's from stable Monado.
Oh!
That's nice.
They put my name for both.
Yeah.
Go ahead, open it up.
Right on us.
Be careful, bro.
Get out.
It's probably over there.
There you go.
Okay.
Up.
Okay.
It's going down.
Okay.
Alright, what's it going to be?
Oh!
Oh, it's wrapped.
Alright, what's it gonna be?
Oh, it's a wrap, bubble wrap.
Oh, it's a painting.
Oh my God, what is this?
Wait, don't show yet.
Let's see if it's a bullshit.
We have to be honest, right?
We're a group of the honest people.
This box.
We'll put it over here.
Be careful, okay?
It says wrap, but I'm hoping that they haven't heard from you.
Now, I didn't say it, but I said it.
I didn't say it's a painting, so I'll hang it up if it's good.
Hey, it's a painting.
What the fuck is this?
That's actually pretty cool, bro.
The clip.
KUKAK production core comics number three director Steven Rono, cameraman at the time
Naws seen yellow do the hands of gate September 13 2024 Wow
This cool shit
Wow, that's okay one for one who made this they didn't have a name on it
No, no, no nothing wait, this was this is actually fucking really cool
Wow, this is going into Keith. Yeah, this is going in the key right here. Wow, dude
Guess what cuz I love you one more for you
That's a nice that's nice that's good shit. That's good. Oh
any box any box
But this was gonna be a go ahead bro. It's all you sir. It's all you bro. It's like Christmas day
From Anna Hilton
Awww, Anna! You're Anna in the chat, you're going to make the only stable queen.
Caution, heavy. 35 pounds and otherwise.
Careful with the knife.
Careful with your fingers, bro.
You're a tiny delicacy.
Listen to this.
What is this?
I'm gonna put that knife right here.
A fucking knife.
Bruh, I got a grey loot button.
Wait, what is this?
What is this?
That is a bag.
Damn!
What's the matter, Daddy?
Oh my god.
Oh, it's a halo sword?
Halo?
Oh, it lights up.
I
Like there's still more
Oh stable flag
Tong Tong Tong scraper
This is what got mad Louie in it, but look at gold box
I need this yo
Fucking master cheat
I didn't know you're a master chef.
Hey!
Can you see?
Yeah.
Keep it really?
Yeah.
Hold your fingers.
Oh, you're cheating.
You're poking.
Yeah, it is.
You're cheating poking.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
I almost got it stuck on my hand.
One guy almost got stuck on my hand.
Go, headache hat.
You mean headache hat?
I'll consider it.
This is life-saving.
Fridge or freezer.
Let boba try.
Hey, Alex.
Okay.
Hey, look, look, look.
Dude!
What is this going to say? Hold on. This says, please do us all a favor and clean up back there.
Dude wipes.
I gotta ask you, did you get this bullshit too?
You can just talk to that, like, with the circulation.
Yo, bro, that's a beautiful thing.
Alright bro, well, thanks for being part of this.
Anything you want to say to me, too?
Let me open the box.
You know what?
I'll let you do another box. But first I want to say thank you and this is beautiful. I love Bobo. What do you think about this, Lays?
Pretty retarded.
Okay, I mean they got me a tongue scraper, a halo mask. This whole box cleared my P.O. box open.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No way to turn it off.
Wait, wait, how does she got you a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a deadass like?
Wait, wait.
No, no, I should get my merch and my flowers.
Hey, what's up?
I need to wear this shirt.
Hell no, I'm not wearing that shit. And I'm about to wax his asshole.
I don't think it's the right size.
You remember me?
I'm about to wax his asshole. I'm about to see his taint.
Huh?
I guess.
I gotta go back to work
Yeah, how do you tell us all bet he actually I forgot it has a thing
Nobody said polls wait, what was the paint coming up?
Wait, how do you trim this on there's a oh?
Oh!
Just in case I want, oh, what the fuck with this shit?
What?
Oh, this is actually really cool.
Out of everyone, this might be the coolest stuff
I've ever gotten besides that kookop thing.
And I'm gonna use those dude wipes,
and guess what?
They're fucking flushable wipes XL.
Straight from my asshole.
Get a W with the chat, man.
That'll be a good stuff thing.
Thank you.
That's really nice.
Oh wait, there's a letter.
Iron, AKA Matter, AKA Mr. Hundred K, AKA The Clip,
AKA Mr. SVJ, AKA Ronnie.
Here's a core package for you.
It's my first, but not my last.
Thank you for providing us with golden content 24-7.
We appreciate you always.
I hope you like everything,
and I have another on the way, so keep an eye out.
From Anna, with one N, P.S. Sahara Kimi Burger.
I miss them.
Congrats on winning an FNCS.
That is beautiful.
Anna, how's it going?
Anna?
Fucking mother, brother.
Anna, you're the ghost.
We got a W, Anna in the chat.
Guitar Hero Legends of Rock, Ron Sershup, Bro Back Thursday for Adapt. Alexander Hamilton.
Thank you so much.
Wow.
And nice and all.
Madadaddy from the wrong side.
Madadaddy?
Yo bro, you got one more package.
Damn it, I'm picking it right here.
Whatever this one is, this is here.
I'll get you a really good package.
Yo, they be buying you next week!
Yo!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That's expensive!
Karaoke speaker?
What the fuck, bro?
I'm getting how to not be a cookbook in my PO.
Yo!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Can we see if this turns on?
I'm tired, man!
What is this?
Holy shit!
I don't know, I don't know.
And a pork and puffs.
Okay.
What is this?
I think it's like...
What is this?
I don't know.
Is this in the jail?
Oh, it's...
Oh my God, it determines what I eat!
What is this?
What does it say?
Mexican food!
Alright, Jason, you go!
Oh my God!
Oh my...
Sushi!
Bro, what is wrong?
Why don't you get hot?
No, you have to.
It's your box.
It's a pain.
Bro, can we get an L, Jason?
Bro, it's your box.
Bro, you gotta try it.
They got it for you, though.
They got it for you!
Don't be weird.
I'm just an opener.
They got it for you, bro.
They want to see you in here.
This is stable, bro.
Bro, it's your box.
Bro, you gotta try it.
They got it for you, though.
They got it for you!
Don't be weird.
I'm just an opener.
No, not a Jason, we're in the middle.
You're not going to let the people see you.
No, no, no, bro.
They bought it for you.
Wow, Elrond, bruh.
This is why we don't send this to your P.O., bruh.
Oh, really?
Fuck you.
Try it on, bro.
No, no, no, no.
They bought it for you, so they want you to wear it.
What the hell, Jason?
What are you talking about, bro?
Get in the middle of Jason, bruh.
No, no, no, no.
Bro, just say it, bro.
I mean, where did you wear it?
No, this is your P.O.
No, no, no.
I'm so cute and fucky.
Bro, we want to see you doing it.
I need your milk.
How much would?
L, Jason, what's that?
Bro, this is all in the L, bro.
That makes my brain like...
Is this a penis pump?
It releases something bad in the brain.
Wait, what is this?
Is this a penis pump?
What is this pump for?
See, I don't know how I knew that.
Is it actually a penis pump?
I actually have been needing this.
It's aerobics.
It's aerobics.
It's aerobics.
It's aerobics.
It's aerobics.
It's aerobics.
It's an air pump.
Oh, it's a portable air pump.
For what?
Just in case your tire goes flat, baby.
Oh, you're a cheat.
Nah, it's got new tires.
I'm going to put this down here.
Yo, what the fuck?
Oh my god, bro, I'm going to look a lot for you.
I bet.
I don't want to think.
Oh, is that working?
Bro, I'm not going to lie to you.
This is a max.
Oh my god, they actually gave me a max.
Oh, for the pool thing, got it.
This is a max win.
This is the best P.O.Baki I've ever had.
All right, I'll go with the next one.
Jack, so far so good.
No bullshit yet.
All right, the next package.
We've got to start speedrunning.
There's so many.
So this one is fragile.
This one says, no need, it's just this fragile.
Rose for, oh my God, they got me more flowers.
Brother, better than a rose toy.
Most men receive their flowers when they die.
Me? I get mine from the chat.
Ready for this?
Oh my God, you smell this? You smell it before.
Oh my God!
Yo Jason!
I got flowers that smell amazing out of the color blue!
Oh my God, these are amazing!
Thanks for the roses!
Wow!
Bro, this is the...
Bro, I actually got this here.
This is like the best P.O. ever.
This is dead ass...
This is...is this fake?
This is fake!
This is fake!
This is... is this fake?
Thank you! Can we get a thank you in the chat?
I'm sorry, you should taste this one.
Looks...
Alright, this is for FaZe NRG Stable Ronaldo.
Um, I don't think that's me, but...
...unless, let's see it.
This is a real fucking man, guys.
Alright, first things first, we have a post.
Do you remember this picture?
I don't know what that is.
Please respond Marlon.
I mean, it's just a bunch of DMs that he took with Marlon.
Hey, Steve Enroto, my name is Gabe and I got some stuff for you to enjoy.
The first item is thick water and some personalized shot glasses for you to share with the
Corboys.
Don't forget about my boy, Layze.
Shout out to you.
The next item I prepared for you is a trophy I think you'll like.
There's a winning Florida lottery ticket in there somewhere, if you ever want to come
back and visit us.
There's also a photo in there somewhere of a deep and intriguing conversation between
me and my friend Marlon.
Leave a review and he gave me his number.
I'm not fucking...
Go fuck yourself, kid.
Let's check out what you got though.
Let's check out what you got, though.
Goat, stable or not, or most handsome streamer awards.
I mean, this is pretty big.
This is pretty big. Thank you!
How loud is the chat if I turn on the air?
For my friend, they said
This is too loud you think
That's too loud right? Oh, yeah, is this too loud? Yeah, whoa
Hey
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody brought your body by.
Hey, hey, where's Jason and Wee?
Where's Jason and Wee?
Where's Jason and Wee?
Where's Jason and Wee?
Hello?
I'm just playing this game with you
I'm sure you can keep me from trying
And I will be
And that's the way to make this game for me
Hey, everybody!
We got our music set up!
Come on, Sim!
Hey, I can't hear you
I can't just let you go
You'll always be my home
I know you're giving me
I'm feeling my soul
Last night I lost control
I'll run, we can't have my phone
I'll let it get the best of me
And make you feel alone
I was trying to have a rower to carry him off in the shower.
I was someone that would be in the shower.
That smells of air and it's a solution.
I'm gonna kiss you again.
I'm gonna kiss you too.
Yes, I'm gonna kiss you again.
And I don't know what time it is that all of our busy's were not on.
We're still in the middle of a nice little turn of our lights.
Yeah, I'm doing the lights.
So I'm doing it.
It's time to rest.
We call it a rush for him.
Pretty good.
Oh, what's going on?
All right, ladies and gentlemen, stand up, come in.
All right, what's your name?
What does he do?
My name is Lace.
Go fuck yourself.
I would ask you to let me know, Lace.
What do you like to do to the party?
I don't get to say it.
I said, what do you like to do for fun?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that was a tough job.
Let me tell you a story about a job that I was.
So one time I was a male man for 45 minutes.
and it comes up with a piece of paper and it's a very good paper.
Huh?
Huh?
Where is Doris?
Oh, where is Doris Breaker?
I've got a shoes on.
Is anyone looking out?
No, where?
The Dark Ball!
I quit.
It's loud.
It's loud as shit.
It's like Jason's fighting.
It's not like Jason's fucking family coming down, you fucking alien.
Are you sure it's all good?
Er, that's it.
Ron?
What?
How do you know?
I can't hear the sound of a chamber bell.
It's pretty cool yet.
Oh no, no, no, no.
We're going to pass that one.
There you go.
All right, go.
All right.
Get water.
What is this?
So that's the boroughs.
What is it?
I don't know. It's water.
It's water.
Brother, it smells like glue.
It's it's peace for us
I don't have one yet, but that's flowers. I put it right there in that corner. Oh the big box
What the fuck is that what is thick water you're gonna drink that before you get a colonoscopy
Colonoscopy. What is that?
Omg. Yeah, so you can clear all your insides
That's disgusting. Go fuck yourself whoever said that
All right, next package. Is the wind good? Chat or is it too loud? Let me know. Good or bad?
What are they saying?
They're saying it's...
Okay, for YouTube purposes is it bad though? Like, is it too loud?
I can't translate you, though.
No? I bet!
Next package. It's a package within a package. Hold.
Ah!
Ah, damn it.
What the fuck is this?
What is this, Liz?
I just found out.
Brother, what the fuck are you making me do all this shit for?
Ow!
I almost cut myself. I hit my fucking knee.
Soda yogurt, soda yogurt.
Exploration May 26, 2027, do I try it?
It's always going to explode everywhere.
It's always going to explode everywhere.
It smells pretty funky.
I don't know what the fuck this is. Do I try this?
Is it worth trying to drink someone sends me? What's that bad idea?
I mean it wasn't open.
I don't know if it was. You never know. You never know if it was open.
That was the shit you get first one.
Yeah.
I wouldn't try it.
Should I not?
Chad, like I'm being honest, like obviously I know you guys want me to for content, but
is that to safe or no?
It smells...it smells funky.
I can't even open it, I have to wait like 10 seconds.
Alright, we'll wait for...oh my god, it smells funky as shit.
That smells really funky, I can smell it.
Alright, we'll let Jason try it.
I'm gonna try it.
Alright, for now though, this is for Table Renodo.
Who is that? Who's Table Rinaldo? Is that me?
Who's here?
I can't...
Chad, it's Jason Gooden singing, or is it Lemakey?
Alright, let's see here. This one says, Ron, my name is S-A-O.
I don't remember how to say that. I've been a huge fan of you for a while.
I can imagine that you've heard this a hundred times,
but I just wanted to say that your streams helped me through difficult times
for one of the most genuine streamers watching you push through
And not letting the grape fall off of 2023 to find you speaks louder about who you are than a 10-second sick to cock
Look, you're getting so my Bradley Martin. Fuck you. I was watching the stream where you
Rearranged your whole setup and I couldn't help but notice the lack of decoration in your wall from other than the Jersey
So I happen to be an illustrator
So I felt like it would be cool to send you some art. Hope you like it
My socials are the real chicks on Insta. Fuck a matter make every matter data. Nice. Thank you
Okay, before we do it over under some bullshit
Is that an illustrator?
Which means, what is that?
What is an illustrator?
Is that someone who makes art?
Someone who has to deal with yourself and still.
Oh, Pepsi, for you.
You left something.
No.
No, what happened?
This is really bad.
If this is some motion though, do I just, like, say it?
Is this AI? Or is this real? I mean, it's me and Berger. That's not bad. Is this real?
Actually, it is real. You paid to it. Look closely. Wait, that's actually pretty cute.
That's me and Berger. Thank you. Oh, it's a stable ST. Me. BL. Thank you. Wait, I actually love this.
They put this somewhere safe. I'm putting it with the flowers. Thank you.
Can we get a taw on the chat, maybe? What is this? It's definitely a don't-know.
Okay, what the fuck is this? Dude, I wish this was a painting.
Wait, that's actually cool as fuck! It's me, Burger, Ultra, my headshot of pizza,
It's not as stable as the Ku Klopp!
Wait, this is actually Ku Klopp!
Bro, whoever sent me this?
Can you resend this, but paint this?
Or is it not possible?
This is really fucking cool.
Where would I have to do hang this?
And what is this?
Yeah, it's okay.
What's on the back?
It says one on one.
What?
From back?
From back.
From bottom up.
Oh, he made a one-on-one for me.
Lol.
Thank you, bro.
I'll put this right here.
I'm gonna...
I think you need thumbtacks with that, right?
So far, this is my best PL, no bullshit.
Alright, next package, Pepsi's helping me, and Lace.
Oh, he sent me penis decorations.
Positive penis, I may be tiny penis, but I believe in you.
Why on earth would I ever need this? I don't know, do you want one?
No, it's okay.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
You see the same for Christmas for your ornaments, for your tree.
He's right.
This one says the same exact thing, but he has a cape.
I think this one's for Forescan.
This one's for Jason.
The cape one's kind of hard, bro.
It's not bad.
I'm putting this in my keep the box.
Thank you.
But that's not really tiny.
I would say that's like pretty good size.
What do you think?
Yeah, I was like average.
This one is from all the grade.
I already know what this is.
I already know. Don't ask why I know what this is, but I know what it is.
What is this?
Like, what in the...
Are research purposes only?
This here...
Brother.
This is fucking huge!
Oh my God, it's slimy!
Oh, this is...
This is there for decoration.
Hi, Loki.
We could pour that into some unreachable spawn stick on the wall.
I don't think we can do anything.
Oh, you're cool.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'll pop on the window.
Thanks for the Jodo, bro. I don't know when I would use it, but thanks.
Next up, yo, by the way, anyone who sends clothing, if it's bullshit, it's getting thrown away.
Dear Ron, carrying your big head around must be stressful on your back.
I'm sending you that pain pillow to hopefully release some of the stress from your doctor.
Wow. It's a pillow.
Oh, it's a perk, is this a perk 30 pillow?
Wow, thanks bro, I don't know when I would need a perk,
but thanks, welcome to the keypies.
Smells nice, feels good too.
This is probably the best you've got, no bullshit.
And I usually get like, all right,
now it might be in the bullshit.
This one's for you, Lace.
I believe this is nine dishes.
Is it?
Pretty sure.
Is this non-missure?
It's pretty cute.
Very nice.
The great shirt.
Very nice, man.
Just put a supreme logo on it and tie it up.
Pies yourself for a hundred and fifty bucks.
All right, this one is from Van Nuys.
Happy to see you guys.
I just want to say you some pieces of the cup.
Pretty sure.
Should I do it?
Some pieces of what?
I don't know.
you some pieces of our kindness you are oh we're Palestinian streetwear brand and
we didn't say this for promo to gain anything yet to be noticed to support
Palestine and we figured it's best if these are in your hands free Palestine
let's see what it is but I will be honest with you to be free Palestine but
the clothes could be some shit yeah I'll be honest but it might be cool that's
pretty nice shirt that's actually really nice it's no bullshit it's a little
boxy for me but oh yeah I actually like this good for everyone that's
sending me stuff like no pure it's actually pretty good that good that
material but it feels like trying to feel like how my poles feel not exactly
but not ballast it's a bad it's just it's just out of time it's really nice
This looks like some pretty low-key.
This one.
Next package.
It's almost like $50 to ship.
What the fuck is this?
From Anna Hilton.
I'm not going to lie.
This is not bad.
Let me see this one.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no. It's a jacket.
It's the same thing. It's a jacket.
Not bad. W.
Thank you for the gift.
What the fuck is this? From Anna Hilton, the same girl.
Oh shit, hold.
Hold.
Wait. This might be insane.
What the fuck is this?
What's fire?
Oh my god. To dimmer brighten the side, hold down the power button for the adapter.
Oh my god, I can't leave this alone.
Bro, fuck your fucking water, bro.
dumbass kid don't ever send me oh my god spit all over
yeah but i want to i want to not lose it
hi ron the clipmatter it's me again anna i told you there'd be another package soon i got this
custom side made for you for your stream wall i really hope you like it thank you for always
entertaining whoa it's so simple too stbl stable oh my god wait thank you so fucking much
Should I set this up now or at the end?
Should I set it at the end?
At the end you could put it by the end.
Yeah, at the end I'm going to put everything up.
Everyone that gives me will bring upstairs.
Thank you! Can we get a W and a W?
Oh my god, this is actually good.
Bro, this is good gifts!
Thank you!
Bro, this is probably my best, this is no joke, my best P.O.
Like, without a doubt, this is my best P.O. we've ever done.
Keep doing this shit chat and
you'll see Stabler and Auto happy.
I'm going to set that up at the end on straight, just so it reminds me.
We might need sticky shit though, I don't know what you have.
This is so far been super grim besides a fucking dildo.
Also, why is it every P.O. that dildo gets bigger?
I don't understand.
What?
It's sir strawman.
What?
It's sir strawman.
Where?
It's sir strawman, smell it, sell the box.
I don't want to smell it.
Smell it.
Smell it.
Oh my God, that's it.
It's so strong.
It's the same.
It's literally the same exact smell.
It's not a chance.
I'm sorry, you wasted your money, Elron.
There's not a chance I opened it.
It's not a chance.
I mean, it's not the same smell.
I already smell it.
It's not a chance.
Unless you open it.
No, it's getting worse.
It's getting worse.
It's getting worse.
It's not a chance.
I don't want to touch it.
It's not.
Oh God, I'm smelling it.
It's open.
It's open.
I'm holding it.
Look.
It doesn't smell until you open it.
It's probably the least on that side.
Do you think I'm decent and try it?
Ella I'm grateful to fuck you!
I...
He's gonna throw it in the dumpster.
Yeah, I think so.
Bro, she's gonna stay up the house. You're gonna leave it there.
That was crazy.
That's why this house is fucking dry, bro.
Hey bro, yesterday
Okay, I clean up a bunch of shit.
It would take a few less time just to go throw it in the dumps.
Yeah, we'll keep you up later.
Alright, next one. Stable Renauder, PO Box.
Sweeeeeeeeeeep.
I can't just... that's not something my head's on.
That's actually kind of fine.
These are the ugly dolls I'm pretty sure they're called.
Yeah, the Fugglers.
Yeah, the Fugglers.
And he said he's Superman.
This one's actually tough.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is tough.
This is a cool gift.
Hold on.
How do I run?
My name is Clara.
I'm 11.
Oh ho!
I'm a big fan here as I keep writing this note because I care so much.
The gift I'm sending reminds me of you.
I would love if you put it up on your shelf.
show I will watch the strings all the time my favorite clip of you is doing
the impression of the quarter guys the Costco guys voice and also oh really it's
that where time zones work oh I remember that was classic with silkie I hope you
like the gift and then he drew me burger silkie and boba nice that's so cute
We're W in the Chapman. That's actually a cute game. I'm gonna put that right here
Bro, is it gonna get to the point where you guys fill my wall too much where I don't like have spots?
Okay, this is a flag. I'm really scared of what this is gonna be last time I open up a flag. It was bullshit
What is it?
Oh, it's Messi kissing the wall. Nice.
Ready?
Okay, there's a lot of shit. We gotta go do this.
I'm speedrunning, Chad, okay?
Bro, I already see it. I need someone to Instagram.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
Guys, stop sending me clothes, bro. If it's going to be with your Instagram,
Instagram I'm not fucking opening it.
Elrond me all you fucking one.
Like, he sent me a photo of me holding his Instagram
when I held it last time on another T-shirt.
Go fuck yourself!
Like bro, I have to start moving shit, I'm gonna shoot.
110,000% polyester.
Milk makes my tummy hurt.
I mean, bro, what am I supposed to fucking do with this bed?
Such a waste of money.
All right, then.
We'll pack it to the tank.
Excuse me, boy, do I want to hear?
Yeah.
I'm farts right.
Hoooooooh! What are you guys going to do?
Should I go grab Jason's face and spray this?
Yes or no chat?
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this, bro?
Oh no! Shit!
Yo, better get away from that!
What the fuck, dude?
We should crank the cleaners that are just like, you know, just so monthly.
I should just spray it all over the toilet and make it all you mind cleaning this.
I'm gonna crank it to the jack.
Alright, now we're starting to get to ass.
Or should I say, go to it?
Fortnite!
What character is this, Trif?
It has a letter.
This one says, roses are red, violets are blue, I was wondering if you wanted to be my duo coach, how about you?
Go fuck yourself.
How the fuck do I tell you I'm not coaching you, but thanks for the free Fortnite.
Let's go on to the key. I will be playing with that later in the day.
Let's go.
Okay. This is how you get on Stibborn Auto's good side.
A fucking puppy?
Wait, what was our dog's name?
Uh, Roberto or something?
Roberto!
Something like that.
Is this Roberto, Chad? What was the name?
What is the name?
Riccardo, I said it was. It's definitely Riccardo.
Riccardo!
That's not bad, bro. That's not bad.
Thank you, Riccardo. You will be in the key.
What is this?
What is this?
Will you put it over like your light switch?
Maybe it's like a real Minecraft switch.
But all the switches here are not...
Oh!
I know what you're talking about.
What is this?
This is actually disgusting.
So open that with your mouth.
What in the fuck is this?
Wait, wait, wait, people here...
I mean, it's not an animal.
It's just disgusting.
Bro.
That's actually disgusting, bro.
Like...
Yeah, I think the bottom was like...
the bill was so we could just put them both as a duo package.
I'll keep this stuff for my mouth later.
Put that right here.
Interesting. Very interesting box.
All right.
Hey, if you're on Twitch right now drop a high on YouTube and if you're on YouTube drop a high Twitch. Let's keep going guys.
This is actually really good. So far it has been my best video in a while.
And then it's just someone's friend with no message.
Straight polyester.
Built different, yeah, built for shit.
That's just gotta be the guy that's telling you.
Let's see, sometimes you gotta be the hero,
sometimes you gotta be the villain,
and right now, I'm the fucking villain.
Oh my god.
The thing is I have this one ready.
Is that it?
Do you guys want one?
I'll take it.
I don't want to lose?
It's done.
I open it?
Yeah.
This is very nice of you.
We gotta thank you in the chat.
I do have this one, but I'm not from the last video.
That's far.
Protection for you guys.
This, though, I don't.
Peek!
Look, it's from Patrick Vinyl Figure, YouTube's.
What is this?
Patrick, what are you using to change?
I got a phone call.
This is cool though.
That's going on my shelf.
All right.
Let's see what this is.
Oh my God, more SpongeBob shit.
Fuck is this? SpongeBob underwear. You know what I used to do when I was a kid? I used to wear underwear on my head.
That looks cute. Thank you so much. This looks like underwear for Lacey, bro.
Yeah, this shit kinda looks like underwear for Lacey.
Look here, I might wear this out.
What is this?
Oh! A pillow of a puff bar, whatever this is called. You want this?
Want this?
I'll keep it.
This one will go good with your fucking room.
I'll keep it.
It's gonna go in.
This was a little kid.
Nice.
I'll put that in my box.
And then last, what in the fuck is this?
Is it a squishy?
I think it's a squishy.
With cheese?
What is this?
Oh it is the cheese, how did you know about this?
Oh so it's like a stress toy.
Oh!
Wait get in here, look how satisfying this is, right?
Oh my god, you wanna try this?
No, no troll, that's good food.
That's like stimmy food.
Hey, let me get a stinky cheese in the jack.
Bro, this is actually good standards.
I'm gonna use this later.
No, this feels good. This is like goods. I need to make sure I don't lose this
So I've got a pulse on the full table from here
Yeah, I'm actually cool talking to me
Thank you tease in the chat, bro
from
Carter child
My boy party
Drugs me
Whoa.
Let's see, what is this?
It's like a Fortnite set?
What?
They say...
That's cute.
My car with burger with the sun set in the background?
Sweet!
That's really nice.
Oh, you put the cameras on it?
That's really nice.
Oh, you put the characters on it?
Oh, the characters?
That's kind of voice-off.
But this!
These characters are fire.
Show off.
Holy shit!
Hi Ron, I hope you like my drawing I made of you.
I have something to put on your wall.
I want you to know that no matter how bad of a day I have,
your YouTube videos will always put me in a better mood.
I've been watching you for three years and you're so happy. I love you Carter
Don't be Carter in the fucking chat in the fucking chat. That's actually good. No, this is too much
Like your gifts. Look at all these fucking toys, bro
I'll be honest with you dropping me if you have max omega lights at symbol not a lot of you have it
You're gonna larp it, but you don't have it. What are you guys done?
I did have it. It's good. That's really good.
I'm gonna take a man thing. You know that, right?
What the fuck is this?
They gots the fat-o's!
There's so much fucking tape, bro!
What the fuck is this?
Ah, shh.
What?
Like, should I save this for Halloween for being you?
It's kinda bar.
Peanut butter and jelly?
It's kinda bar.
I don't like it.
Does he want any?
I feel any.
In that giant box.
Chad, do we save this for Halloween and then we get Boba jealous?
Being you are peanut butter?
Peanut jelly.
Oh, shit.
That's gonna need to stay for two months.
Here's a bunch of the chat.
Like, you know how much money he did triple XL?
Whose size is this?
Triple XL.
Like, bro, I'm not wearing this fucking dog shit.
Why are you so muddy?
The year of the worst word of the spine of the little kid just giggling, right?
That's the little kid just giggling.
Feels nice right now, huh? You like this hair, huh?
This is pretty good.
Just make sure the mic's on somewhere.
That's just the size for Thanos.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with the state of the Louisianna, bro?
Yeah, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
I don't give a shit about Louisiana, bro.
The shit says open.
Okay, where's the opening?
Framing.
Frame it! Yeah, frame it in the garbage!
Alright, I've got to be some more bullshit.
The government gas and oil companies are ruining Louisiana natural watermarks.
They're fully understanding...
They're fully understanding this visit the website.
It's a non-profit for charity.
You're doing a poor thing.
I'm just gonna stay and non-broke it.
Wait, what happened to Louisiana?
Oh my god, hey Ron, my name is Jimmy. I live in South Louisiana. I'm one hour south of the east of New Orleans.
I lived here all my life, a commercial fish for a living. If you guys ever really like doing a seafood boil, I'll be more than happy to send over some fresh coral.
Oh my god. If you ever live in Louisiana and want to tour the natural beauty of the
African-Sahabazan to offer, I would love to give you that exclusive experience.
It's something a lot of people would never get the chance to see.
Elron in the chat, bro. Shout out to Louisiana. I'm sorry for everything that's going on.
And honestly, if I ever go to Louisiana, which I'm going to be honest with you,
transparently I probably won't. I will stop by. Make sure to reach out to me.
I don't want to be in the chat, bro.
Sorry.
I'm actually sorry, bro. I didn't know.
This is from Osama-san.
Hey.
Oh, okay. Osama-san?
What do you send ya?
What do you send me?
What the heck is that?
I don't know. What do you think it is?
Maybe it's like a...
It's unreleased.
Maybe it's like a song?
Yeah.
The merch? Always a merch?
What's that on the phone? What's your job bro?
Like, like, on God, like, what is it?
Shit!
Thanks Osama-san. Oh! Oh, a giant package! What's this gonna be? Damn! What do you think
I sent this. Oh, Stable Renaudo from Kraft IRL.
Speaking of Kraft, did anyone decide to bullshit in trouble?
That sure was far.
Well, that's pretty cool.
Not bad!
Just in case no one knows my Twitch, there it is.
W.
I actually like that.
I probably go on my wall
just in case people forget my Twitch.
Thank you.
Next up.
I can't believe someone actually sent me some chocolate.
I hate when I'm just gonna eat it,
like after our last experience, like.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Is this from my asshole?
Yeah, you're gonna like that.
That's a good stem.
Oh my god, bro. This shit look like teabags. Oh my god. Dude, what the fuck? This is good shit.
This one's for you, bro. I actually like this one here.
The cheese is nice though.
The cheese is better. This is pretty good.
Alright, this one is from Billy. Billy Bob. Maybe SpongeBob?
All right, hey Ron, holy fucking letter.
Oh my god, look how small the text is.
It's an essay.
Well that's personally what it says.
Hi Ron, thanks for the interview.
You have a lot of people out there with their...
person out there that makes almost everything that I've learned from the company.
To be honest, I don't think he's actually doing a lot of things.
You're top tier forming every moment, every email,
Every email whether it's the cat looking sideways the ducks will be the singer the baby covering its mouth
Speed grabbing his phone or the minions spinning popcorn now one quick thing
They're feeling a bit greedy with money at the end of the day everything comes and goes but the memories experiences are actually
Sticking to you never know when your time is up, so it's always better to look back at think
I'm glad I did that rather than wondering what you missed out on so buy that svj wake up sleeping families at 3 a.m
Thanks, bro
Fuck that right here.
So basically I'm just like a walking what's-a-matter daddy and then I turn my back and say nothing much. How about you?
Yo, that's almost as bad as a fucking pie costs
Childhood memories
I know it says use me and it's a melatonin bottle
I think it's trying to tell me to have sex with the melatonin bottle, Beb.
Um...
Oh, what's in this?
Scissors.
Okay, yeah, this is...
I know exactly what this one is.
I'm gonna use this as my promise.
Oh, a duct tube.
Yeah, we've done irreversible damage, bro.
And then it's this laughing face sticker.
Oh, this one's just for you.
What's this gonna be?
Oh, fuck!
A middle finger with a heart this time!
And then he sent me another. Oh, this one's cool, but look, a fidget spinner?
Did he make it himself?
No, it's a fucking thing with him, bro.
Bro, he's broken.
No, I think it's... Did I actually break it?
Yes, you can't do a custom fidget spinner. He's broken it.
Oh my God, I'm an idiot. Oh my God.
Oh, I'm an actual idiot.
Can I see the little box?
But this is some dog shit. Which one?
Hey, thanks bro for the fidget spinner, there's a lot of stimming toys, he gave me a fidget
spinner with a melatonin bottle.
Can we get a W for the chat?
Here you go, you want a fidget spinner?
I know you love these.
Oh bro, what's a duck do?
Alright, this one is from Coralos.
Oh, bro, what's a duck do?
Alright, this one is from Coralos.
Oh, broaches.
Oh. Roaches. Do you want to eat these? Oh, condoms that are open. That is fucking disgusting.
Alright, this is just...
Is that the city you wanted to work with this morning?
Okay, man.
That's the Osama-Sama.
Yeah.
That one you should go over in the bathroom and make sure it's safe.
Oh no, this one. Do you know what this one says?
Realistic sex masturbator.
Enjoy pleasurable moments.
Committed to bringing you high quality, safety value for money.
I'm gonna try this out later.
Thank you.
You said you'd open both of them on this.
Oh no, that's gamey games.
I'm gonna try that.
I give it to good looters good looters. Oh, what's this one?
So we're trying to what is this one?
Nice bro, this
There's no way Dicks are this big, right?
I have competition at this thing.
Like this is fucking huge, bro.
That's normal size.
Yeah, so maybe it's fucking Thanos.
Alright guys, maybe enough dildos.
Congratulations on your graduation from the Evil University.
Ladies, please graduate from Evil University.
Show yourself. Oh, my God.
Kill yourself. It's a glitter bomb, and the message says good luck leading it up. Go for it.
Kill yourself. Kill yourself.
Actually, Evil is fun.
Yeah, it's made harder for the cleaners.
Two running necks.
I don't need to say my government, but okay.
Whistling.
Ooh, it's a card.
What is this?
Oh, it is a card.
What is this bet?
What is it?
A Gengar.
Ooh, but it's not hollow.
You read it Gengar?
Okay, is that nice?
Yeah, is it reverse hollow or not?
Is that nice?
Yeah, it's a verse too.
It's cool.
Is it nice?
It's a good car.
It's the same 300 max weight.
Sweet.
It's a non-all-in-all but it's so cool.
Thank you, bro.
That's fine.
Can we get a double view?
That's actually fine.
That is really nice though.
Whoa.
Oh my God, they hit your ass with the Adam Johnson jersey?
You won't keep out life, though.
God.
Should I wear the Adam Johnson?
Why is it so tough?
It's a good car.
It's a good car.
It's a good car.
It's a good car.
It's a good car.
It's a good car.
It's a good car.
It's a good car.
It's a good car.
Should I wear the Adam Johnson?
Why is it so tough?
This is fucking fire, bro, and the players might get a shit, too, you know?
Adam Johnson, he probably scored like, what, 15 goals in the game?
I'm gonna throw up that no bullshit, thank you, that's a good point.
I want to keep it sent, do you want it?
Why do I look so ugly, friends?
Thanks, I guess.
That's going into that.
Use it.
What the fuck just flew out?
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, that's it.
I'm not opening the rest of this shit, bro.
Like, stop sending me dildos!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh my God!
Wait, it's actually from Nike!
How about ShelfBurk?
Oh my God! And it says my name!
Whoa! Custom Barst of Jersey?
Wait, he sent me three!
Wait!
What if they're meeting up for late?
Barst?
Probably either, bro.
Wait, this is actually like insane
It says Lacey it says Lacey big it's huge yo
Oh my god
Wait, that's actually fire. This is from Nike. Is this like expensive? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's 4x alia. That's it
Thank you
I'm keeping mine
Now you have to do a bar so long, honey.
That's fine.
What is this?
Oh my god, what is this?
It smells like crazy.
Is this shit?
Probably no shit.
Oh my god, no shit.
Or my solution.
Oh my god, Steve.
Oh my god, you gotta get the gun.
Perfect!
Someone just sent me shit.
Oh my god.
Why did my soulmate set me shit?
What in the fuck?
I don't know, but that's what all the people...
Alright, open it and smell it.
Okay.
Or should I throw it at Jason's face?
Just go... just go open it and put it like...
Shut up, okay.
Look at Marlon's tail hanging off.
You're a sick fuck who said that. Who said that in the chat?
You're a fucking sick fuck.
Sick in the fucking head.
We need to die.
Whistling.
We're almost done, y'all.
We got about like 15 more matches to go.
All right, let's go.
I'm not washing my hands, but that's for some sissy.
Did I get a retreat?
Is that a banana?
Yeah, it's like a rock.
I mean protein pretzels on top of protein pretzels, on top of protein pretzels, on top
of protein pretzels, 20 grams of protein, 400 calories.
I mean, thank you. That's going in my future, uh, every day.
Carolina Reaper Turkey.
That, if you eat one of those bro, you will shade your brains out.
Try smelling it.
Yeah, you should.
Make your ear tickle?
Oh, God.
It smells like it burns.
Fucking stubborn.
No, it smells serious.
Like if you were to eat that.
Can we go out and see if we can see it by?
Here, go on.
Hey bro, my friend sent me jerky, I want to know if you've got a problem.
Damn, what are you all watching?
Oh, Malish.
Oh, Spurl Station.
It's spicy, it's a little spicy.
It's spicy, it's a little spicy
Get the shit out of there, bro. That's just Carolina Reaper. Bro, come on. So I'll try it.
Are you gonna try it?
I'll try it if you all try it. If we all break peace, I'll try it.
But no bullshit, it might be like, really, really y'all.
Ummm...
Peps, you gonna try Carolina Reaper jerky?
Why don't you try it?
We all gotta try it though.
Okay.
One God?
Yeah.
One God.
No.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I built a concept piece.
That's a real piece.
Okay, you just nibble.
You can drop it the whole day.
No, don't rub your eyes, guys.
Bottoms up, boys.
All right, ready, boys?
Hey, it's Carolina Reaper.
Cheers.
Oh.
It's gonna be a little bit.
Don't spit it out, we gotta get it.
Yeah, yeah. I swallowed it.
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
Fuck.
You forgot to chew the ice.
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, it's mild though.
Oh, I gotta throw that away.
Oh, fuck.
Show how real.
Oh!
It's done.
It's done.
It's done.
It's bad.
It's a little spicy.
I didn't think.
I didn't think.
It tastes good though.
You guys want to meet my three friends at anybody's house?
Yeah.
You want to talk to my interests real quick?
Yeah.
I'm gonna get my three friends I invited to the house?
Yeah.
You wanna sell out to my interest real quick?
Okay.
Let's see if they know this.
Let me go in front of you.
Yo, boys!
Let me have my friends, come on.
They got me some shit in the box.
Do you have any papers?
You're right there, sir.
Oh my fucking god, it's really good.
Hey, you're going to smash my chat?
Damn! That third one is literally fucking my forearm, bro.
I'm not kidding, bro. We got competition. This is real shit.
I can't do that.
I can't do it for you.
Alright, you can try competition, bro.
I'm not even into that competition at all, bro.
I just wanted to stay on it.
Have you hanged it?
No.
Look what I got.
I got a bunch of shit.
Oh, I got a bunch of stuff.
I also got this that I'm saving for later, a real sex masterbater.
What the fuck?
So it looks like you got a lot of money.
Hang a lot of it.
Why'd you eat?
Get an axe?
Well, that masterbater was tough.
What was what?
I get it after you?
What?
Oh, that's a good idea.
You get it after me?
I don't know.
How about a nice jersey?
Do you want a rocket?
Is this one?
Yeah sir, I put a thumbs up with it, like maybe like, yeah we love it.
I don't know who this is.
Uh, AJ.
I don't know who this is.
Smile who it is, girl.
What?
Yes.
It's not in the bag, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You might get to see this.
He scored 15 goals in a game.
Ah.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
Ah.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's like, he was fucking weird.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Yeah, 15 goals.
15 goals in one game.
He didn't want to score 18, because he was like, author scoring.
It's Adam Johnson.
Oh, I gave it.
I'm going to gravitate with Dempsey.
This is water if you guys want it.
No, I'm trying that.
It's disgusting.
All right.
Want this or no?
Oh, I can give it up.
Oh, I see.
Let me not give that up.
No, get back in the sun.
Yeah, me not.
It's a squishy.
Ooh, you got protein pretzels.
You got protein pretzels?
Yeah, I want them.
Go ahead.
Oh, what's up?
Bro, protein pretzel?
That's all we need? Yeah bro.
How's the T.O. bottle there so far?
It's really good bro.
What? I don't know. Can I have that?
Please. I mean not.
I can't even hold that up.
Oh! Can you give me that solution?
Alright, I'll see you guys around, yeah?
You said what?
Uh, maybe you can show me your present.
Of course bro.
Oh wait, I think I got one more friend.
Some new ice.
Ooh, you got some new ice?
What you got, bro?
Johnny Gang, did you shit?
What is this?
It's like a pit, like, I think you suck on?
What is this?
What is this?
Pinkies.
It's a pacifier?
Should I suck on it?
You might guess, bro.
I think I'm fucking stupid.
Bro, this is what dead ass make my ass over the heat, though.
We're looking almost at the end.
So what we get drunk?
Oh, shit, new ice.
Hold.
What's the pendant?
Over narrow, oh, Holland.
You like Hollanda, don't you?
Uh...
No, you love them.
I fucking love Hollanda.
Brother, this is...
Can we get a nice little W in the chat?
Wait, this is clean.
Hollanda! Hollanda!
I don't know the rest. I'm a lark.
It's okay.
How's the look?
Looks like you should dance and dance.
It's fucking blinding me.
Are you sure?
Can you turn on the tape or something?
I should have left the hashtag in the corner of the video.
It's really so bright that it's not clicking.
Alright.
Do I clean over here or what?
You're lucky, though.
But they said you brush them like boob cups?
Oh, wow.
It's like...
Cleaning, whitening powder? I'm not a TikTok ad.
No, where did the fuck did this guy come from, yo ladies, am I holding this?
Joe, you're crazy!
Alright, please do not bend.
Let me a painting.
Pretty big, yeah. Some art.
What the fuck is this kid?
All he does is send me his fucking face.
I don't know who this kid is.
He's so fucking alone.
Like, he sends me something every single time.
It's like, actually, just die, bro.
Hell, if I'm grateful, I don't give a fuck.
You really suck on my banana.
Start to feel a little less.
I'm just gonna stop grabbing it.
Let's hope it's another note, okay?
Oh, maybe I spoke too soon.
What is this?
This is like that where? What kind of hat is this?
I just got a hat for a moldo.
Look at what it's got.
Tiff's Maduro with Riz.
Cool, remember, his hands on them big.
All right, well, let's keep moving.
This is from Stable Rod.
That's me.
How's the hat look on me? Does it look good?
Quite good, bro.
That's the chain.
You think so?
You know, Hollen had a used to be over here.
I don't know if you've seen a Florida cowboy hat with a chain.
I do have a chain, but it's Hollen.
Yeah.
Trouble me if you saw that YouTube video.
This guy might have missed a few updates.
This guy's on the last patch.
There's a couple showers behind him.
Please enjoy this phase clan sigh.
I think you might be behind in a couple patches,
but I'll be sure to keep this RV to thank you.
I mean I love that for a fact
Thank you as a
That's you know, that's enough
Bro can we get some good shit no dote-os and shit and no bullshit t-shirts that just like what is this?
I'm just gonna say, I'm tired.
I know we're all sick of this shit,
but we're trying to work.
This is someone's merch.
Like, carry the culture, like, carry the culture.
Is that like a country or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is this, is this, oh no, no, no, what is that?
What am I holding up?
Is it a country?
They're saying LOL Sun,
what are they saying Palestine?
Is it?
I want to know for sure.
A lot of people are saying Palestine.
Is it?
Betsy, is this, or is this?
There's a lot of, there's a few.
Is it?
A lot of people are saying that.
Just want to make sure I'm not holding something up.
Last time, who remembers what Kev season sent me?
Drop on me if you don't know what I'm talking about.
You've ruined my life Kev season.
You actually ruined my absolute life.
Dead ass.
So there was a girl chat right when I was picking up my P.O. apparently like an hour
before she dropped it off and she wanted to make sure I got it.
The guy at the P.O. box place was like, oh I'll make sure about lunch, she's panicking
that I wouldn't see it.
So this is from someone, I don't know if you're in the chat, but I really, I hope
this is hype up to be something really good.
This was dropped off today.
This is Emma, the girl who made the squidward painting
and we met at Streamer Games.
Ask for a bigger one, so here you go.
I wanna say thank you for all the love and the painting.
Honestly, made it.
I wanna win because I thought it would be,
I can't hate cursive.
I was not expecting you to love it so much as you do.
Since you asked for the scuripanning to be bigger
and I didn't want to be identical to the other one,
I put a little bit more detail and effort into this one.
I also didn't wanna make you the same any
of that painting some other things as well.
Hopefully this is not too much fun though,
but I also thought it'd be fun for your wall.
Also can you give to the guy's laser Pepsi?
You can also give them to the guy's laser Pepsi
if you think it's too much.
Hey.
Bro, my line, I can't see it yet.
Okay, keep that over there.
It's on you.
Okay, I'm not alive.
Without a doubt, out of everything I've gotten ever from P.O., I'm not even kidding you.
This is probably the best thing I've ever gotten.
I'm not even kidding you.
This is probably the greatest thing I've ever gotten.
MY BOLIZZEY SHORTS!
OW!
MY BOLIZZEY SHORTS!
OH MY GOD!
The Ultra, it's me with the headset.
This is deadass, the greatest gift I've ever gotten out of my PL,
and I don't think anyone's ever gonna top this.
They're just getting like hung up on my wall wall.
Like, I need, do we have command strips here?
Wow this is the greatest shit I've ever done.
I'm not even kidding you, thank you so much, W. Emma in the chat, she made me a smaller
one and I asked her a bigger one.
This is actually insane.
Like this is probably going to go in my house house one day, like whenever I have like my
own crib like I will put this up.
Like this is the type of shit I say to send me because I would actually keep this
like forever.
This is really nice.
Wow.
I want to make sure that doesn't get damaged.
That is really nice.
That's going on my wall.
Right when we get upstairs.
Dead ass.
W.M.A.
Thank you.
I wish I opened that last.
There's more in the box.
What?
Where the box goes?
There wasn't it.
Hold on.
Stay in the box.
Wait, there wasn't it though?
Is there?
Yeah, there is.
Oh my God.
I ate it.
Where?
Oh.
Oh my God, I'm an idiot!
Where? Oh, there is one more. Oh, there's two more.
Why do we have legs? No way.
Oh my God, I think I know where this one is.
I have a feeling this is about peaking out of the window.
Okay.
We're all, there's no way she's paying for this.
Did she actually pay for this?
Yeah. Oh, that's good.
You know how much talent this is how the fuck did she paint this look at the bubbles?
Bro look at the other bubbles, but the things like
So again, oh
Oh
What is this one?
The oh my god, bro
like what the fuck it's like all the line oh my god look it's like a line
perfectly dude yeah this is the cutest kid I've ever got
I'm not kidding this is the y'all this is the max weight drop I'm set yeah I
I gotta take this shit to my wall, bro.
Thank you so much.
This is so fucking cool.
I'm not gonna lie, hands down, greatest gift ever.
Shout out to Amanda Jack.
You are the toughest, you are the best.
And then I have another one of these.
Sweet.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
That's actually so goaded.
Yo, I met her in real life
and I'm dead ass serious.
She is dead ass like Talboton.
What is this?
Thank you Emma.
He's in the chat, hope you like it.
I'm glad I got it in time.
I'm dead ass glad I got it in time.
W. Emma in the chat.
Buy her a car.
Go fuck yourself.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Love you Emma.
Yeah, you gotta keep sending me more.
Dead ass thing.
Sending some for Pepsi and Lays.
Make ladies like, uh, drug addicts or something like that.
I love it.
I'm gonna go off-bottom painting.
I'll be fine.
Off-bottom.
Hold thought next door.
Why on earth would I ever read this?
You wanna read this later?
Can't say I do.
Oh, here you go.
Read your first book.
Read your first book.
Okay, guys.
Here, please.
Alright, let's speedrun a little bit more.
I got to go through these after-stream and I got to take out what I actually like all the good shit that not the bullshit
No, hall in Jersey, what does it say on the back? What's that?
It says sign one of one
Is that fake there's no way this kid's saying that side jersey let's see the time
Sport? Best fashion?
Is it fake?
Say oh god, there's no way a kid sent me this.
Why would a kid send me a side holster?
I don't think that's real. It looks just like
boof. Is it a printed? I mean it's still pretty cool.
Is this a real jersey? Is that a real jersey though?
That's fucking still cool, though.
A Holland Jersey, bro.
I'm not mad at that.
What the fuck does this fucking do?
Thank you.
Bro, this shit still looks cool as shit.
The fuck?
I wanted a Holland Jersey.
I think it's a real Jersey, though.
What is this website?
No.
SportBestFashion.
What website is that?
Is that a real?
Yeah.
SportBestFashion.
What is this website?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that a real sport-best fashion?
No Nike logo?
Yeah, wait, they don't make anything.
That was it.
Another fucking diss to the collection.
What do you think it's gonna be?
I don't know.
What do you want?
You can say it.
Maybe lucky or non-vicious?
A little pee.
I think.
That's Eminem.
M&M, does that allow a little pee for a second?
I have another M&M one, this is actually really cool.
I thought it was a little pee.
Thank you so much, that's actually really cool.
It's probably really nice.
Oh my God, this is the one that says,
real slim shady, martial mathers.
This has a lot of the honesty out there.
It's pretty cool that right here,
to give so much shit I gotta go through.
Oh my God, this is like the first time
I've kept almost every day from my pee out.
I'm not gonna lie this is like half the time you guys send me bullshit like yeah
There's no room shit. Well, like most of this is pretty good
Salmon bites her burger. I'm not gonna lie respectfully. I appreciate this, but I'm not gonna feed burgers. I'm making sent like
That's kind of I feel like
Is it yeah this maybe I love you know salmon bites
W burger in the chat
Hey, what's that?
Welcome to the Kenny Bottom.
Welcome to the Kenny Bottom.
Bro, I love SpongeBob, bro.
SpongeBob will always be the greatest cartoon ever.
I'm not even kidding.
In my opinion.
Gary now I know I was wrong. I'm done wasting time on stupid shit, I'm not gonna lie.
What is this?
I'm sorry I neglected you. I'm sorry I neglected you. Oh I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling disempty.
Y'all need our right now with some
Yes, I know it's as
I'm gonna frame this yeah, I'm gonna put this in the key. I don't know I that actually I
Don't know that kind of blows. I'm gonna shit all the water
Not to make a spongebob reference here, but it's like this is I mean bro. You got it like I'm not even kidding
Why is my nose 700 feet long?
That's going in the key file.
Key folder.
Not file.
I already have this.
This is the chicken feed.
We did this last time.
I'm going to give this a boba,
and we're going to roll this.
All the best, chicken's fucking good.
Thank you.
Gushers?
Popcorn?
Oh, I wonder what this could be.
Oh dude, you should've opened that in your room.
Oh my gosh, I opened this in my room.
Bro, it's probably, no, it's okay.
It's okay, I think a million dollars
is gonna come up.
Yeah guys.
I'm gonna have to try to like, you know.
Put it up in the kitchen.
I'm first they tried to get him a foozo
I actually can't believe Emma made that for me, I really wanted that, I'm not even kidding
Like I really, when she made me the first one I was like, damn I wish it was like, way
Like am I just a fucking joke?
Okay, that's it.
Welcome to the shelf, Ralph.
What are you doing?
Welcome to the shelf.
Come on, guys.
One of them was beeping in the garden.
This side. Is this the clay wall?
Okay, ladies.
What?
What?
Someone said it's a bug?
Mom, are you...
...the secret act or something?
I don't know.
Yeah, someone's just doing something on his fucking twitch account.
What?
Who got into his account?
I don't know.
Does he have a tool picker there?
Oh, we're done.
What's that?
Huh.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Was he like a clip or something?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Everyone was saying he had a hat.
Oh my God, you're an idiot.
It's true.
It's like scrolling on iPhone.
Oh, that's fine.
You know what, fuck through all the chat.
I only thought it was real because there was that period where Lacer's getting hacked a lot.
Oh, wait, what the hell is that?
Stop, stop, stop.
Alright, this one was ticking in the car, bro.
It says open this side.
What was that again?
He's dead.
Is this like a death threat?
Oh hell no!
Are you kidding?
There she goes.
He sent a bunch of bullshit welcome on guards.
He said a tech deck
That's a good tech that's coming out and double sir cook. Yeah, this is a straight push. I'm not promoting this because
Oreos well like like shit like this
We come with the above it's a McDonald's
Yeah, yeah
I got the grimmest one, maybe with a medium all the way.
I'm grateful. No, bro. When people just send me straight shit from their kitchen, I don't want to see it.
Look, you got me, Bryce Harper.
You don't want me to be Bryce Harper?
Bryce Harper?
He's actually a group first that I met him once.
Really?
I mean, that's the whole thing. You have to ask him.
You play so serious, right?
Yeah.
What is this? Is that a pregnancy test?
Okay, it's me.
I don't know, this is just, let's just finish this.
Whoa, what the fuck we do that again?
Wait, how did you do that?
Oh, it's a catcher, really.
No, like, you gotta land it.
You know, you're looking talented, man.
What can't you do with the launch on there?
It's nice.
I like this would be like, good jerk for like, people coming.
It smells like shit.
You're not throwing me a freak.
Gary, I'm sorry, I disconnected you!
Shit for fucking fanny, Thanos, I should have kept.
No way they sent you a fucking teddy jacket.
I hope you like the jacket or blessings someone's brain
I'm gonna be honest with you this is super fucking itchy feel this
I'm sorry but yeah that was his brain not the best
I have a random switch right there.
I got the last five.
Americans will always fight for liberty, I don't really know.
Bro stop sending this fucking propaganda shit, just send like brain rot or cool shit.
Yeah I'm gonna be honest with you, oh join the army.
Oh I think I'm getting signed up for the fucking army.
Yeah, they might as well come here and see how many pulls you can do bro, like this shit's not gonna work.
Yeah bro, I love this place, then.
Here we have the...
I think we're approaching the last couple of shots.
Hold. Can you give me that one?
Please? Okay, good.
I look like I opened up Emma's last.
Hey Ron, I created a logo concept record.
Hold on, hold on.
I included a few custom accessories for Core from the Scratch.
I'm going to keep this Core right here.
Is that the logo?
I don't know, we're going to see in a second.
Oh, he photoshopped this to see if it looks good.
We'll keep it in.
We'll consider that.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, Emma, I'm sorry.
Your gift has been tossed.
No!
$25 canes.
Yeah.
That's mine.
Welcome to the wall.
Welcome to the wallet brother. That one's not getting lost in the file. Sorry
That one's not getting lost in the file
Last package drop I was here if you were here
Okay, I'll be honest with you the sign and everything I'm gonna have to hang up it off stream and no bullshit
You're gonna see when I'm back because this is too much shit to go through. I got to clean this all up
So everyone hold.
Alright, what is the last thing?
Silver's a costume for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Hold on now actually.
I'm done I would. I'm not even kidding. That's fine.
That's good hair.
That's good hair.
Looks like a costume for a racist cop.
What?
Looks like a super super.
Looks like a costume for someone about to get a super speed ticket in Georgia.
But I look like fucked up.
You know what I'll upload you over tonight, sir?
They're saying I'm not gonna miss your stay.
Officer Thundercock.
You know what?
Now you better do your wall out.
That's it, I'm gonna be slow.
What'd you get?
A last day.
A last day check.
Hold, hold.
Hold.
Hold, hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Burger.
It's way too burger.
Thank you, bro.
Well, guys, oh!
What do we have here?
We've stuck around here.
Well, O.T. Mystery Batch.
O.T. Mystery Batch.
Whoa!
Little O.T. crack.
Wait a minute.
It's sort of like jewelry for a rapper.
Wait a minute.
So, like jewelry for a rapper?
I'm out of chain.
Is he mad that I'm rich, bitch?
Hey, fuck the pendant, brother.
He's going on my...
I mean, fuck the chain, he's going on my...
Are you doubling it?
You're doubling it?
I might double it.
Are you mad that I'm rich, bitch?
Are you mad at that?
Fuck this shit?
Well double book, I like it, you like the double.
You like the double, you like how it just like flows?
Well chat, that includes the P.O. Box.
Can we get a W in the fucking chat?
I mean, wow, this is a great P.O.
Started off strong, with the speaker.
We got a bunch of Diora, whose beautiful paintings that I'm hanging up.
We have a bunch of paintings.
a bunch of paintings.
I gotta come down here right after I end.
We have this stable sign which I'm gonna set up.
But yeah.
I would say it's good.
Let's get a W, bro.
Hey, thank y'all for being here.
Make sure to click subscribe if you're at home.
Me take the matter channel, let's keep that right there.
Me too.
Send more stuff.
Hey, send more stuff.
Exhibition mark PO if you want.
Guys, the coolest shit you send
like paintings that are actually good
or like shit that I can hang up, keep forever.
I'll actually keep and you'll see it in my room, like always.
But if you said bullshit, obviously it's probably gonna get trashed.
I'll ungrateful out of now.
But there's a lot of cool stuff, this PO box.
Exhibition mark PO, and if you're on YouTube, go to the comment section.
Also, by the way, I'd say goodbye to my friends real quick.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You say you find the sunset?
Hey bro.
You can't be teething out of this shit if you don't want your shit fucked, bro.
You don't want your shit fucked.
What's up, bro?
What are you looking at?
Um, looking at random... I was thinking like...
Bro, my three friends want to say hi to you.
I already saw your three. I saw... I saw a new pro and hacker.
What are you gonna do?
I'm about to raid someone.
Did I?
Yeah, I'm about to change someone's life.
Oh my God, you're the weirdo.
I ain't a lie. You are a superhero.
I just gave one to my board again.
I let it go.
Everyone is stable check.
Type me for a rate.
This president said he wants to rate.
I'll let you for a rate of me.
Yeah, bro, are you looking at the P.O. that I got?
Damn, wait, where's all the other P.O.?
Look what he got.
I told you, bro, the only P.O. that I got.
What the heck is I got?
This fucking logo.
The new logo was fired, though.
I got to take this picture.
Yeah, the core logo, yeah, that was fine.
All right, bro.
All right, Jason, fuck you, then.
Fuck you!
What?
All right, so you go by like this?
Shit, what?
Told you I'd get your free caves.
Brother, enjoy this $25 cave.
Thanks, bro. We're gonna use this.
Why is there a rain ladder?
Wow.
Wow.
I think that's fucking beautiful.
Like that series.
That not fucking beautiful.
Are you going to tear him off the sunset?
We're not too much work.
Might be down.
You'd be down?
Well, I'm saying the sun might be down by the time we get over there.
What time is it?
7.20.
Maybe close.
Should we get it?
Fuck it.
Let's go.
The chat wants to see it.
Drop a W if you want to see it.
Drop a Me if you want to see it.
Drop a Matter if you want to see it.
Where's my hurt?
Ah, fuck that.
I'll figure it out later.
Come on in my chug-junk.
Can't forget the chug-junk.
Pepsi!
Come see your sunset!
Oh my God, look at the clouds.
Okay, that looks insane.
Is that not? That looks like fake.
That's true, bro.
It's about to go down!
It's fucking down, man.
You think?
Yeah.
This is actually beautiful bro this is beautiful up here la peace bro it's la peace look at
Bro
This is actually so gorgeous up here. Hey chat knock a lot. This was a banger fucking stream
Let's get a double you in the fucking chat
Son is gone
having fucking stream
I'm going to fucking we were supposed to stream way longer, but
But, um, what do you call it?
He never came over more than in Lacey, um, but it's okay.
Sometimes things change, but we still did a banger stream.
I'm live maybe tomorrow because we're going to New Jersey, but if I'm not, I'm gonna vlog
it.
So, if anything, you'll see a vlog, but don't get mad if I don't stream, we'll
see, depending on what time I land.
Regardless, there's a guaranteed stream on Friday and that is the chain-together marathon with me, Los and Jinxie
So it should be pretty peak. It should last a couple of days. We have a couple segments planned
I believe Wad is pulling up. Oh nice the glitter is sticky tail. It's on me. That's beautiful
So the next stream you might see for me is a fucking marathon if I'm not live tomorrow
So you're gonna see a minimum probably like 70 hours sharing
I
Love you boys. Thank you for all the love. Thank you to anyone who's been fucking with the streams
I'm not changing someone's life today. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna raid my boy fucking Marlin. I
Love Marlin. They're doing a long stream show him fucking love
And other than that bro, thank you all for all the subs today. Thank y'all for all the dough knows
Thank you to anyone who followed and honestly, bro. Thank you to the stable community
I know I always say it bro, but like I wouldn't be here without you guys and like today was just a peak day and
Tomorrow, it's gonna be peak. I'm gonna vlog if anything and then Saturday Sunday Friday guaranteed like stream
Should be pretty nice, bro. So appreciate everyone who followed
Thank you to my community join the Twitter come exhibition or come for updates and the next stream
You see me will probably be with Los or New Jersey. So please out boys. Look at that sunset