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09-02-2026 ยท 6h 31m

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[00:03:30] I just want to be the one and not be a girl
[00:03:33] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[00:03:38] I don't gotta be the one and no
[00:03:41] I just want to be the one and not be a girl
[00:03:44] Oh, what's up?
[00:03:48] Yo!
[00:03:51] What up? I'm going up. Stay on camera. I'ma chose to be what's good.
[00:03:56] No one was good, man. Maze was good, man. What's good?
[00:03:59] Hilo was good, friends was good, hope was good, shout was good.
[00:04:05] Good!
[00:04:07] What is it?
[00:04:09] Yo!
[00:04:11] Yo, man, what's good?
[00:04:12] I was God, Harris was God, Mystic was God, man was God.
[00:04:16] Do I who say comics decide?
[00:04:19] Who missed me, bro?
[00:04:20] Who missed me?
[00:04:21] Do I look the red?
[00:04:22] I mean, look at me.
[00:04:24] Y'all, who missed me, bro?
[00:04:25] Yo, Silk, thank you so much, combo.
[00:04:27] Was God, Eric gets max.
[00:04:29] I want to kill her, was God.
[00:04:32] Yo, what's the email of the day today?
[00:04:35] Good morning, everyone.
[00:04:36] Good morning, bro.
[00:04:37] Yo, it's been a minute since I've been in my room,
[00:04:39] bro.
[00:04:40] It's been an actual fucking minute
[00:04:41] I've been in my fucking room
[00:04:44] Holy shit, are y'all in school right now? Yay or nay?
[00:04:54] Yes, nay, nay, nay, nay
[00:04:57] What up gay? What up frown? What up JD? What up grandfils? What up Mars? What up Louis Vuitton?
[00:05:02] What up wrecking lord? What's going? Hey chat, you haven't seen me in three days, bro
[00:05:06] Be honest, did I get better looking or my job?
[00:05:09] Yo, what's good man? Thank you so much pairs for the sub, DW with the sub, double sub already with sub, chaos with sub, George with the sub. You look good, Ron?
[00:05:18] Sayon got to look good, champ. Yo, I won with the four months, thank you. Yo, who watched the marathon? Who watched the marathon?
[00:05:25] Yo, Jake was good, Frost was good, Jeremiah scored was good, I too was good. Ten gifted from BlueDough!
[00:05:33] If you want to sub save me, thank you so much for 10 gifted subs
[00:05:43] But I'm not even getting
[00:05:45] Coffee dead ass is it perhaps coffee or coffee or is it coffee or is it coffee, bro? Like I don't even know
[00:05:53] Bro, this shit dead ass like is I don't know how to describe it, bro. It's like fucking up my stomach
[00:05:59] I don't know how to describe it, bro. It's fucking up my stomach, but I'm going to the flow
[00:06:03] Good morning to everyone here, man. How are y'all doing man? You're five foot and 170 pounds relative stupid fucking name, bro
[00:06:11] Actually pause the music. I want to say I'm sorry. I want to say I'm sorry before we get to anything
[00:06:29] I want to say I'm sorry for not being live last three days y'all after the marathon
[00:06:33] I'll be honest with you. I took one day off and
[00:06:38] What the fuck that I just see in my chat bro, why did I just see a gift of two people laughing?
[00:06:44] What did I just see in my fucking chat wait hold on hold on hold on
[00:06:50] Why did I do
[00:06:52] Why did I just see a SpongeBob putting his hand out?
[00:06:56] Yeah
[00:06:57] What am I what am I seeing bro? Oh, they added gifts for tier two and tier three subs. Oh
[00:07:05] Got it, bro. Subscribe for tier two. Let's see what this guy's about to put in my chat. I
[00:07:09] Alright, bro, probably the worst decision to which could have ever fucking done. But yeah, oh
[00:07:14] Nice, I just saw SpongeBob's house. It looks like in my I just saw a stripper giving a GTA character a lap dance
[00:07:21] Yo, this might be the dumbest update ever. Anyways, I took off. Yo, can someone tell me why I'm such a fucking fat loser?
[00:07:30] Now, I'm only saying this because why on earth do I keep getting ear infections, bro? Is it because I'm picking my ear too much?
[00:07:39] Generally, is that what it is? Bro, I don't get it. I keep waking up and I'll have like ear infections.
[00:07:46] infections like I'll start to feel congested my head will start pounding and I wake up slow as fuck
[00:07:53] like I don't know how to describe it bro so ear plus headset so now if I if you guys ever see me do
[00:07:59] this if you ever see me do that we're like finger my ear just demand me to stop like I'm dead ass
[00:08:07] serious bro like demand me to stop bro like I bro okay you don't have to tell me stop now but
[00:08:13] But I'm saying like it's so bad bro. Every time I finger my ear
[00:08:17] It feels so good that I have to continue. Does anyone know what I'm talking about or no
[00:08:20] Nobody cares. So am I the only one who uses q-tips for my ears?
[00:08:27] Like dead ass, you have it with the 10 gifted cheers
[00:08:30] Thank you. If you want to sub say me hold on hold on wait listen
[00:08:34] Hold on you know this part listen
[00:08:43] You know this part or not? I don't know this part. Anyways, um, yes. Now my title was drama.
[00:08:50] I believe Streamer Awards got announced, which means I have to do my due diligence and sign up and recommend people.
[00:08:58] I'll be honest with you, I haven't seen the categories, I haven't seen anything, but I will give my takes and I think honestly today I'm just going to give the most out of pocket takes just to piss people off.
[00:09:08] facts or no also I did not even see the GTA 6 trailer not that I have to see it
[00:09:14] right now because I know a lot of people saw but was it good or no is it worth
[00:09:17] checking out I only saw the clip of Lucia what's her name the girl or whatever
[00:09:22] um bro my girlfriend told me that I'm not allowed to play GTA 6 if I want to
[00:09:28] go to the strip club or if I want to go to the if I want to have her as my
[00:09:32] girlfriend and I'm gonna be honest with you bro I don't give a fuck like
[00:09:36] Like straight up, like bro, if I gotta go to the strip club to do, like at the end of the day, if I have to go to the strip club to do missions, bro, I have to do it.
[00:09:46] You know what I'm saying? Like I have to beat the game. I have to beat the game. It's just, it's just content. Like that's what I'm trying to say.
[00:09:51] Like maybe I don't have to get a lap dance where I have to go to the back room and get a blowjob from behind while I'm getting my dick also pumped with the fucking two fists from three different girls.
[00:10:03] But that's besides the point because at the end of the day, it's just content.
[00:10:08] It's just content.
[00:10:09] My chat wants to see me go to the shoe store.
[00:10:11] He's right.
[00:10:12] He's right.
[00:10:13] He's right.
[00:10:14] Like, bro, if my chat wants to see me go to the shoe store, I got to go to the
[00:10:17] shoe store.
[00:10:18] It's simple as that.
[00:10:19] Like, I don't know.
[00:10:20] Also, um, I put the painting here and I put that there and I put a couple
[00:10:24] of other things.
[00:10:25] I also put that guy who made me the clip thing on my other wall.
[00:10:27] Pretty nice.
[00:10:28] Shout out to anyone who says stuff to the P.O.
[00:10:29] box, Exhibition Mark PO, before I get into anything, first and foremost, I'll be honest
[00:10:35] with you, shorter stream today, alright? I still have a headache, but I wanted to stream,
[00:10:42] simple as that. Tomorrow, I'm pretty sure me and Jinxie are going to be doing the fish
[00:10:49] game. I forget what it's called, it's like a fish game, I don't know what it is.
[00:10:53] We need two other players, so I need recommendations for two other players. Friday, we are
[00:10:58] doing with Pepsi the world's longest straw part two. Now this time we're going to be doing at the
[00:11:03] top of the driveway and where the goal is to get to either the basement or the backyard. I'm talking
[00:11:09] like the very, very, very, very, very top of the driveway. Yes, Joe already beat the game, he said.
[00:11:15] The very, very, very, very top of the driveway. So it should be pretty cool. And then also,
[00:11:19] I believe, don't quote me on this, don't quote me on this, don't quote me on this.
[00:11:24] This Sunday, me and Adapt are going to be doing, I believe, maybe, we're going to go to Malibu
[00:11:33] in the golf court thing because we never ended up doing it.
[00:11:35] We never ended up doing it.
[00:11:37] So maybe, just maybe, should be pretty cool.
[00:11:40] And then he asked me, he asked me.
[00:11:43] So if he bailed, it's on him.
[00:11:45] He told me Sunday should be good.
[00:11:47] Um, Monday, I'm going to be doing a game day with, uh, I'm going to be playing
[00:11:52] this game called Bomba Nanza or something like that.
[00:11:54] I think with Jinxie and Joe, I think.
[00:11:57] And then I think it's also Marlon's birthday at night.
[00:12:02] And then, New York, that stream starts on the 10th, okay?
[00:12:09] Seven days from now, eight days from now,
[00:12:12] we are gonna go to New York.
[00:12:13] I'm gonna do a stream, I think with Reem and Maddie
[00:12:17] for one of the days.
[00:12:18] Phantom, I believe is in the works
[00:12:20] as long as he wants to do it.
[00:12:21] He told me he wants to do something.
[00:12:23] So me and Phantom might do something while I'm out there.
[00:12:25] And then I'm gonna be going,
[00:12:28] I'm gonna try at least to go to the Vivette show.
[00:12:31] Now I don't know if you can stream it.
[00:12:33] I don't know if you can do any of that yet.
[00:12:34] I don't really know how it works,
[00:12:36] but I'm gonna try to go, bro.
[00:12:37] I'm gonna try to go.
[00:12:38] So regardless, I'm gonna try to go, bro.
[00:12:41] I'm not going to the shoe store.
[00:12:42] Yo, yo, guys, there's no shoe store in New York, bro.
[00:12:48] Wait, he's not letting me in?
[00:12:50] Wait, do you think Kai would let me into the vivette thing?
[00:12:53] Yo, POV, wait, close your eyes.
[00:12:55] Everyone close your eyes, ready?
[00:12:57] Bro, POV.
[00:12:58] Every single celebrity's at the vivette show.
[00:13:00] Everyone's looking at all the models,
[00:13:02] but then there's one more model that comes out.
[00:13:05] And it's stable fucking for all of us.
[00:13:08] When are we all going to eat? Oh, someone just said and then I woke up. Go fuck yourself,
[00:13:27] bro. Maybe have some lapis. Also, we are going to FNCS Globals. It is confirmed. I will
[00:13:33] I'll be going to Germany on the 24th this month.
[00:13:36] I'll be going to Germany and then and then I don't want to lock it in just yet,
[00:13:42] but I'm pretty sure the Minecraft marathon with Los and Jinxie will be starting on October 4th.
[00:13:50] Yes, Belgium.
[00:13:52] Oh, wait, Belgium, I thought it was Germany.
[00:13:54] Wait, is Belgium in Germany or is Germany in Belgium?
[00:13:58] Belgium.
[00:14:00] Wait, Belgium is its own country.
[00:14:02] Wait, I thought, wait, what's the city I'm thinking of in Germany?
[00:14:08] What is it?
[00:14:10] What's the city that I'm thinking of in Germany?
[00:14:13] Berlin, I'm thinking of Berlin.
[00:14:16] Oopsies.
[00:14:17] Wait, Belgium is the continent with the crazy building that every artist takes a picture
[00:14:25] in front of?
[00:14:26] Or am I tripping?
[00:14:28] Is this the picture?
[00:14:29] Oh my God.
[00:14:31] I gotta do this.
[00:14:32] I gotta take a picture in front of the building listen. I'm gonna go to Belgium. I don't really oh, that's Spain
[00:14:37] Wait, do I have a lot of fans that are in Belgium when I go or no?
[00:14:41] Like am I gonna meet any of you guys or is it just gonna be a bunch of little kids just want to see Clix or fortnight? I
[00:14:45] Don't know
[00:14:47] Regardless, I'm gonna be in Belgium and then on October 4th
[00:14:50] Jinxie stable Ronaldo hardcore Minecraft marathon in person me and them are gonna be in person
[00:14:56] So it should be pretty cool
[00:14:57] I'm super excited and then we're gonna go to Japan a couple weeks after and then after that
[00:15:03] Streamer awards into GTA 5 heist marathon into midnight release of GTA 6 into December
[00:15:11] Into my birthday into announcement on my birthday. I
[00:15:15] Don't want to say just yet, but on my birthday be there
[00:15:20] Yes, and if you are in Los Angeles on my birthday come to Los Angeles, I'm gonna be doing something special
[00:15:27] Yes, I'm not going to India stop talking to me to do that um other than that how have you guys been bro?
[00:15:33] Yo, how have you guys been man? Has school started?
[00:15:36] Bro, I'm sorry for not being consistent right fucking took off a couple of days, bro
[00:15:40] They've been four months. No, no, no wait when does school start for you guys?
[00:15:47] Because all my school used to start right now my school start my school always started like the beginning of September
[00:15:55] But I know a lot of people aren't like August. It's like super fucking weird, bro
[00:15:59] Like I didn't even know people start in August after Labor Day. Wait, is Labor Day this Monday or the next Monday?
[00:16:06] You know, I just saw a minion in my chat, bro
[00:16:08] Like what the fuck? Okay. No, no whose idea was this from Twitch like dead ass serious
[00:16:12] Like what in the fuck is this like dead ass serious like what in the fuck is that, bro?
[00:16:19] Like jeez Louise man like jeez Louise that is the worst thing. Um good updates not gonna lie
[00:16:26] Yeah, it should be pretty cool. Um, we're gonna start voting pretty soon
[00:16:30] Um, does anyone understand where I'm supposed to vote? I'm so confused by the way like did I get nominated for anything?
[00:16:37] Like how does this work, bro? I saw people like doing their own nominations
[00:16:42] Um, no, you got to do it yourself. Say on God
[00:16:47] Also, by the way, I saw that Lacey and Marlon started their marathon
[00:16:51] Is it gonna be possible for them to even eat it like no troll like is that even gonna be possible like
[00:16:58] No, bro, that's what I'm saying like the only thing that I got a highlight from their marathon was this right here
[00:17:04] And I'm not gonna lie
[00:17:06] What in the fuck am I looking at bro Marlon has a fucking bodice pussy, bro like I don't know I
[00:17:13] Don't know bro
[00:17:15] Come to Antarctica. What in the fuck is gonna do to Antarctica besides see polar bears?
[00:17:21] Yo also by the way, it's becoming to be a little bit toxic and it of the year bro
[00:17:26] I'm at the end of the year becomes the streamer awards
[00:17:30] Everyone knows how toxic it gets aware aware aware
[00:17:34] It's about to get real toxic. Um, I'm gonna be honest with you. You know what the funniest part is?
[00:17:39] Nobody cares about streamer awards at all until like the month before nobody cares about anything
[00:17:44] Everyone's like, oh, I don't care about an award etc. And then right around the corner shabang streamer awards happen
[00:17:50] Oh matter of fact matter
[00:17:52] Should I call cutie Cinderella and ask if I'm doing the thing bro? I don't even know stone David a five gifted
[00:17:59] Do you think she would tell me or no?
[00:18:01] I don't know.
[00:18:03] Bro, last year she told me one day before, two days before, like...
[00:18:07] Hold on, let me make sure I look good, because this chat knows I look sexy without a headset.
[00:18:14] That'll look sexy, chat.
[00:18:21] Might want to start the diet in the gym again.
[00:18:27] It's called, You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth Bro?
[00:18:30] Oh, uh, hey, I don't know if I'm blocked, but what the fuck was that sound effect? Um, yo, cutie
[00:18:35] It's me Ron. Hit me back stable out horse out Ronaldo out
[00:18:40] Thank you the five gifted poo fool
[00:18:44] Are you drinking curry yo dumbass this is fucking coffee you fucking idiot
[00:18:49] Does anyone know what Alfred's coffee is or am I just a bad bitch, but this shit is gas
[00:18:53] It's gas bro. This shit is gas
[00:18:56] This shit is gas like I'm not gonna lie
[00:19:00] Is it fruity to drink coffee or is it more fruity to drink match up?
[00:19:06] Um, don't think we forgot about this snapshot
[00:19:14] Like first of all, why is this loading in like one second per frame third of all bro
[00:19:20] Like what is the point of bringing this up right now, bro?
[00:19:23] Jinxie is a good friend. What Jinxie said Ron is reality gamer of the year IRL best duo Jinxie best stream club and best marriage
[00:19:30] So you think I have every single fucking award? Like yo, do you guys think I'm like him?
[00:19:36] Like I'm so confused like yo, where's the awards, bro? Where's the awards? I gotta do this shit
[00:19:41] I gotta do this shit or should I wait a second. I'll wait a second before I do any awards
[00:19:45] What else am I missing before you say anything? I lost a bet. Oh
[00:19:50] Hell fucking no
[00:19:52] Oh hell no is this fake is this fucking fake
[00:20:07] Dude I'm gonna be honest with you
[00:20:10] Do not tattoo my face do not tattoo my body do not tattoo my name
[00:20:15] Do not tattoo anything on your own body, bro. This is a little bit psychotic
[00:20:19] I'll be honest with you. Just being honest. Is that an L Ron? I don't really know. Um, but yeah. Oh, when is the one second sabbaton soon?
[00:20:27] Bro, don't worry. Also, by the way, I don't want to give it attention because, you know, lol, but why did I see a clip of crack?
[00:20:34] Maybe talking to fucking epic and epic said that we're racist. Yo, I'm not even kidding. Yo, someone get that kid off the internet, bro.
[00:20:41] Please, I'm W Lacey who think I deserve to be nominated for this award.
[00:20:49] Um, there's not a lot of streamers who do IRL and desktop and like make it blend very well, especially with the hours that I do.
[00:21:01] But I think Ron deserves to win best reality streamer and I don't want to nominate myself and then split the votes and him not win.
[00:21:10] Thanks, so I think I'm not gonna nominate myself for best reality streamer
[00:21:14] Now did he nominate himself for best sports humor because of like Joey chestnut type of sports or what is this? Is this playing sports?
[00:21:22] Just curious bro
[00:21:25] JK JK we're gonna get to voting student. We're gonna talk about everything. Um
[00:21:30] All right, um also by the way, they did say that fiber is gonna get installed. I doubt it's actually gonna happen, but yeah, oh
[00:21:37] Oh crack baby and stay down K confront epic for calling the cool
[00:21:43] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, how does this kid? I'm not even shy even I'm not even gonna react to this whole video
[00:21:48] But I just want to say this kid needs to get off the internet
[00:21:51] Yo, I saw him post a video of him
[00:21:55] Like building a mask. He changed his name to the magic eight ball then he changed his name to mark
[00:22:01] Then he changes that yo get off the internet bro like I'm not reacting to this
[00:22:06] But just get off the internet bro these kids yo some kids just need to learn to get off the internet simple as that man
[00:22:13] Jinxie and Ron duo of the year stats, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. Who's the duo of the year?
[00:22:18] How many duos are there? I don't think me and Jinxie have enough but like
[00:22:22] Bro gaming keep down nobody's brother of a tournament rock
[00:22:25] I mean these are like kind of iffy because this is like this is like everything like this is like
[00:22:29] group streams like brothers like people like yeah adapt and Maya Kai and speed
[00:22:34] bro Kai and speed had I think 600,000 viewers on that beating minecraft
[00:22:39] jidge jidge jidge that ass they say cameraman count two yo good bro keep
[00:22:47] He plays away from me.
[00:22:48] Ah, bro, I'm not trying to be putting these mug edits, bro.
[00:22:52] I'm not trying to put in these mug edits.
[00:22:54] Oh, Drew X Lane.
[00:22:55] I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
[00:22:59] I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
[00:23:04] Dude, I'm not gonna lie, guys.
[00:23:07] If I got rid of this car, I'd be a piece of shit, right?
[00:23:10] Yes, this is the brand, bro.
[00:23:11] I feel like I'm a piece of shit.
[00:23:12] Damn, you know what I have realized?
[00:23:14] We did so much this year.
[00:23:16] Like, I don't really care what anyone says.
[00:23:19] Like, people could say I take breaks.
[00:23:21] People could say I don't do enough, whatever it might be.
[00:23:24] Bro, we lowkey accomplished a lot this year.
[00:23:27] Like, I wonder if there's a stat sheet.
[00:23:29] Someone showed me real quick what I did in the last month.
[00:23:32] I mean, look what we did, bro.
[00:23:34] Look what we did.
[00:23:35] This is just August.
[00:23:38] Bro, 100,000 followers gained, 76,000 peak,
[00:23:42] 36,000 average, 18 out of 31 active days,
[00:23:44] Part timer in the chat 184 hour streams 7 million hours watched Betsy joined core three vlogs posted Monterey Paris and Surrey Hill
[00:23:53] I had your rage come over Jinxian lows rugged Marlin two marathons two tournaments two trips
[00:23:59] I'm not gonna lie bro. W fucking run volatile, bro. I don't care y'all could say L part timer
[00:24:04] Whatever it might be or W run volatile. We're doing good, bro. They rest. We're doing good. Um, oh, yeah, I did see this
[00:24:11] Ron on the road. I don't know. We'll see. I don't know
[00:24:16] Distributors have to apply to be nominated. I haven't read a thing. Go ahead and read a thing and then come back to me
[00:24:21] What about burger burger will be hosting the red carpet and actually co-hosting the show
[00:24:27] So you're telling me my fucking cat my fucking cat. Yo put it in my stable
[00:24:32] Can you please change your name when I tell you I'm uncomfortable with something you continue to rub it in my face?
[00:24:38] That is not okay. I'm using an I message now. I personally don't like it when you have that name
[00:24:45] Okay, thank you put burger to tuxedo. Yo this dude burger by the way keeps going in my closet
[00:24:50] And he literally just lays down on my clothes, bro. It's pissing me off, bro. You have your own bed. Um,
[00:24:56] Whoa, this is what speed accomplished this year world cup performance
[00:25:00] WWE WrestleMania pyramid stream scuba diving under what oh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie
[00:25:05] like, jitch.
[00:25:06] Bro, this dude's speed, I said before, bro,
[00:25:08] he's easily the streamer of the year,
[00:25:10] but we're gonna vote soon, don't worry.
[00:25:13] Okay, before I go into the awards,
[00:25:15] is there anything that I need to see that's important?
[00:25:17] It's been three days.
[00:25:20] Anything at all.
[00:25:21] Oh.
[00:25:21] ๐ŸŽต She is a bad bad never the last ๐ŸŽต
[00:25:24] ๐ŸŽต Coney quits happy they are at the last ๐ŸŽต
[00:25:26] Yeah, tell him now, we're doing a short-
[00:25:28] Yo, I miss Los, anyone else?
[00:25:30] Like, I did ask Missin, bro, he's so cute.
[00:25:33] Oh my god, Wad.
[00:25:40] Bro, Wad reminds me of like, dude at one point when we were talking I was really sad because
[00:25:46] I was like, I think it was the wine but I was just like, damn bro.
[00:25:49] I wish I had a dad like this.
[00:25:52] Dude, she looks like me.
[00:25:53] She looks like me.
[00:25:54] Like, that's such a good dude.
[00:25:56] I'm sorry.
[00:25:57] I'm sorry.
[00:25:58] Alright.
[00:25:59] All right, um anyways first seven years of streaming 98.1 million hours watch nine months of 2026 45
[00:26:12] Holy shit
[00:26:14] Wait, so
[00:26:16] When it's new years how many years of that streaming for me? Is that seven?
[00:26:20] Who's been here since day one drop of me? You don't say me if it's all of you guys bro. It's not
[00:26:26] Bro, that's gonna be eight years or seven. I think it's gonna be seven, bro
[00:26:30] I think it's actually gonna be seven also by the way Saeed made me sick with those fucking cookies on God
[00:26:35] I don't care if I ever get sponsored. I don't care about anything. Yo, never ever eat crumble cookie
[00:26:42] I'm telling you right now. Don't ever take a bite out of one
[00:26:46] Don't ever drink the cup like that shit from it crumble cookie dead ass fucks up your stomach so badly
[00:26:53] I would rather fucking die, bro. That shit actually destroyed my insides and I barely took any fucking bites walla being serious, bro
[00:27:01] Um
[00:27:19] Bro Saeed like why like look how happy he is to bro like dead ass serious like yo say you bro
[00:27:26] It's fucking Jova, bro. Why did you listen to adapt and Betsy? Why the fuck would you get this?
[00:27:37] He's so cute you think this guy is cute
[00:27:42] Yo, say bro. It's time to go bald. He got this haircut. Yeah, bro. No, literally
[00:27:47] Like bro, so I don't know if you're watching the stream
[00:27:50] Yo, it's time to go fucking bald, bro. It's time to go fuck
[00:27:54] Look at that story
[00:27:58] Let me know
[00:28:00] Let me know do you love the way I do hit them all on your body?
[00:28:10] My priority seen it
[00:28:24] It's fun
[00:28:40] That's fun done bro, that's fun done bruh it's time to go bald bruh it be your own men yosai
[00:28:48] What is this?
[00:28:50] Dude, I did see this congratulations on Sina completing her marathon
[00:28:54] I won one of your iPhones after I donated about $50,000. So I'm hoping that I can get it soon
[00:29:01] So just make sure that you can send it to me. You know what I'm saying I gifted a good amount of subs to get that
[00:29:07] No, I'm just kidding that ass serious though. This is pretty cool. Wait, where are these mountains? What state is this?
[00:29:12] What state are these mountains in?
[00:29:14] Wyoming, how far is Wyoming from stable or from stable enough from California?
[00:29:23] Bro, like if I can I even go to these mountains?
[00:29:27] Like how far is this? Like I want to go here, bro.
[00:29:31] Five hour drive or five hour flight. I don't know where it is. Like is it in Texas? Like I
[00:29:35] don't know like four hours I'd say. Well, I don't know, bro, but this is a pretty cool photo.
[00:29:40] This is actually pretty cool dead ass is pretty cool. Um, I don't know how she did that on stream though
[00:29:46] How did she do that on stream? Did she like stop her stream randomly and just go?
[00:29:51] Anything else that I missed this bullshit get that shit out of my face
[00:29:55] I did see that my minecraft experience is like I load it into a game and I couldn't even like break the tree
[00:30:03] So that's my experience with the game. So let alone like I gotta we have to slay a fucking dragon and like
[00:30:10] Wait, what do you mean you tried to break a tree all you do is just hold left click also
[00:30:16] By the way, I feel like it's the mickey unless Loose kills the dragon. He's right. He's right
[00:30:21] I have to level up armor and dude
[00:30:26] I'm being told always keep a bucket of water on you like what is these things aware bro aware things mean bro I
[00:30:35] Can get attacked in my sleep
[00:30:37] But I can't wait for this Minecraft marathon, badass, like, I don't know.
[00:30:42] How the fuck did Ron predict this?
[00:30:44] Messi left Argentina.
[00:30:45] That's not possible and not real.
[00:30:53] Now listen, I'll be honest with you.
[00:31:02] I'll be dead honest with you.
[00:31:05] I got a text from Messi's team.
[00:31:08] I don't want to be the guy,
[00:31:09] but we were supposed to do a stream.
[00:31:12] I had to cancel on him,
[00:31:13] so he wanted me to bring the news to the public,
[00:31:15] and I was like, okay, sure.
[00:31:17] No one wanted to believe me fairs.
[00:31:18] Don't believe the stable or an auto guy.
[00:31:21] Oh, nice.
[00:31:23] All right, bro, all right.
[00:31:24] Anyways, you're almost the same age as him.
[00:31:28] Wait, how old is Messi?
[00:31:29] Wait, what?
[00:31:31] Let's come together and make this core award.
[00:31:34] You for stream series Marathon IRL for Ron and reality streaming the year me for sports that for events
[00:31:39] It's from our brothers Rob. I believe their own corgata corgata. You're working the year
[00:31:42] Well, I gotta see this by the way. Where do you vote? Where do you vote? Does anyone know? I'm so confused. Let's start that now
[00:31:50] Where does where do you vote bro?
[00:31:52] Chi mail
[00:32:04] Just invited me to the event show.
[00:32:07] Thank you so much.
[00:32:08] I mean it, if you need us to walk through the event,
[00:32:13] I don't mind willing to experience it.
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[00:32:21] Oh my god, Tyson, that just takes me back.
[00:32:22] BEEP
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[00:32:27] We'll see, bro.
[00:32:28] We'll see.
[00:32:29] I hope I go.
[00:32:30] If you know, you know.
[00:32:31] I'll wear it.
[00:32:32] Last time I was here, Jackson was alive, so it is
[00:32:34] It's kinda sad, but the exit used to be right here.
[00:32:37] White for Robbie.
[00:32:41] It's been glad to see you.
[00:32:44] Watch this video, look.
[00:32:45] Is there anything I need to talk about?
[00:32:48] I don't think I can take care of it myself.
[00:32:50] What the fuck?
[00:32:51] Maybe I'll have to take care of it myself.
[00:32:53] For what?
[00:32:54] Maybe I'll have to take care of it myself.
[00:32:56] Hey, Paul.
[00:32:57] Good boy.
[00:32:58] Bang!
[00:32:59] Bang!
[00:33:00] Oh, he's shaking.
[00:33:02] It's okay. Oh, you're so cute
[00:33:18] No last time
[00:33:22] What are you linking me?
[00:33:32] All right, bro. All right, bro. Um, what is this before I vote? Jinxia has announced the
[00:33:43] careers playing in his 100 player streamer tournament. Bradley Martin, Kurt, who big star
[00:33:48] and Ludwig Cipher, Bulu, Zia's, Deji, adapt, moist critical rug agent, Mr. Arthur, flight
[00:33:53] reacts, Russell, Ginge, Loves, Valkyrie, yummy, Yugi, Zoyle, rope penguin, T banks,
[00:33:59] Big-ass dick Tyler one own a schnitzel silky Timmy nadex silvy Gotham chest evil do it emberu garfield disc docs table
[00:34:07] Or not a don't as Enzo Martin janky. Yo, holy shit. There's a lot of players, bro
[00:34:12] Yeah, I believe this is on the 20th. Why did I just see someone say Bradley Martin gg?
[00:34:17] Yo, do you guys think like Bradley Martin is just like he sees me. He just wants to attack me. I'm so fucking confused
[00:34:23] I'm so fucking confused, bro. Do your awards here? Oh shit, it's time. Wait, how do I sign
[00:34:35] in? Let's do my Twitch. All right. Wait, what the fuck is this? Wait, so you don't
[00:34:45] nominate people now you just submit your own
[00:34:52] Okay, wait wait you do wait I'm so confused ladies. What did you just link me before I do this?
[00:35:15] No, I'm not gonna lie how many pickles you think you could shove in your mouth lace in one go that s
[00:35:21] How many pickles bro?
[00:35:24] Wait fan nominations
[00:35:27] Probably a jar we should do a stream where we try to shove as much pickles and hot dogs in our throat to low key
[00:35:32] See how many pickles are in a jar? I don't even know. Hi your public name. Do I do my government or do I do?
[00:35:38] I do my gamer tag
[00:35:40] stable Renado
[00:35:42] name pronunciation
[00:35:44] pronunciation. The king. I am the king. Call me stable. Call me
[00:35:59] Ronaldo. Call me even stable Ronaldo. You can call me SR5 or you can call me the king.
[00:36:08] Nice.
[00:36:12] The king.
[00:36:17] I am the king.
[00:36:21] Call me stable.
[00:36:23] Call me Ronaldo.
[00:36:24] Yep.
[00:36:25] Call me even stable, Ronaldo.
[00:36:27] You can call me SR5 or you can call me the king.
[00:36:32] Not bad.
[00:36:33] Choose a headshot, a photo of your face using press releases and material related
[00:36:37] to show the image.
[00:36:38] Okay guys, can you guys give me a photo to use? Oh, nice. Thanks. Well, that's a good photo. Oh
[00:36:45] Thanks, no, no, I mean this is just sad, bro
[00:36:47] Like okay, when are you guys gonna take anything serious like I need a photo?
[00:36:51] I need a photo to submit this one is like ugliest like this is the most hideous photo of me, bro
[00:36:59] Like like this isn't even real bro. Like what? Oh
[00:37:02] Another fake photo. Thanks. Oh
[00:37:05] Another fake photo. Thanks
[00:37:08] I mean this is just like yo, can we use a good photo of me, please?
[00:37:14] Not me dumbass
[00:37:20] Nice this one is pixelated. I couldn't I can't even get this
[00:37:28] This is just games don't okay
[00:37:30] Yo, can I get a real photo to submit?
[00:37:34] This is a photo from 10 years ago. This is literally from five seconds ago. Like why do you I know I actually
[00:37:42] Like at this point should I just submit like
[00:37:44] Should I just submit this one like dead ass?
[00:37:49] Fuck
[00:37:54] Use this
[00:37:55] Mario like you're a loser
[00:37:58] Like why do you do this bro? Like why do you actually do this? I'm just gonna submit this right. I'm not even getting
[00:38:06] Hold on. I'm submitting that one
[00:38:09] Like dead ass serious
[00:38:15] Oh my god, like do I just submit this?
[00:38:21] Like do I submit this or no
[00:38:24] Or shall I use like a real photo a real photo of this?
[00:38:28] Oh my god, bro, it's too low res
[00:38:37] Bro fuck that that's good. I'm uploading that that looks good, bro
[00:38:47] No fine L chat bro L chat fine stable Ronaldo thought
[00:38:53] why the fuck is this the photo that comes up when you search my name who set
[00:39:02] this as my photo no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
[00:39:11] no like bro like what is this all right we got to go with the classic bro we
[00:39:16] You gotta go with the classic, bro.
[00:39:18] I know, I know, I know.
[00:39:20] Uh, uh, uh.
[00:39:21] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
[00:39:28] bro, then get mad at me, bro.
[00:39:29] Get mad at the chat.
[00:39:31] Get mad at the chat.
[00:39:32] Um, all right.
[00:39:33] My YouTube, stable, renaldo, live.
[00:39:38] Sweet!
[00:39:40] My Instagram, stable, renaldo.
[00:39:42] Sweet!
[00:39:43] Other, should I link my only fans?
[00:39:46] JK JK what other links do I have that would be important made my tic-tac? I don't know. Yeah, I don't give a fuck
[00:39:53] all right
[00:39:55] Wait, so now what do I do now? What do I do?
[00:39:59] Now how do I vote? Oh? I put myself here. Oh?
[00:40:03] My god, I nominate myself. Okay now be honest. What could I nominate myself best music streamer? No
[00:40:11] probably not um
[00:40:13] All right, yeah, probably not I don't really do anything best creative art streamer streamer who creates the best art food and drink dance cosplay ASMR or
[00:40:23] Makers and crafting content. Um best role-play streamer best MOBA streamer. No
[00:40:31] Hidden gem no
[00:40:34] Best Fortnite streamer, can I nominate myself for this? I mean bro, we got to try to win one thing bro. We got
[00:40:41] We got to try to win something like we got to try to win something Beth's fitness streamer. Fuck you, bro
[00:40:48] We got to nominate myself for something bro. Like what could I actually win Beth Minecraft streamer?
[00:40:55] I'm gonna nominate myself for that. How many things can I nominate myself for? How many how many things could I nominate myself for?
[00:41:04] You could do all wait so shouldn't I just check everything or my stupid?
[00:41:11] Wait, wait, but how many awards.
[00:41:21] Oh, best cozy game streamer the streamer you most enjoy watch play cozy games the one who creates the perfect example of an atmosphere to unwind to who would that be.
[00:41:33] I feel like I'm pretty cozy now.
[00:41:36] Okay, so like do I give you guys like cozy vibes like when you wake up or if it's like the middle of the night
[00:41:41] Do you guys put my stream on because you want to be relaxed?
[00:41:45] No
[00:41:47] No, bro. No, what if I did some like ASMR like
[00:41:49] No, I'm Goonin, okay? That's not what I asked. I'm gonna report you. Um, let's see here.
[00:42:08] Best... eh... Best Reality Streamer. A streamer who flawlessly creates the best blend of
[00:42:16] Ireland desktop content balancing both seamlessly to create consistently entertaining streams aware who was there last year aware
[00:42:24] Who was there last year?
[00:42:27] Now I'm gonna be real with you. Do you guys think I win this this year? I'm gonna nominate myself for that
[00:42:32] Do you think I could win that this year?
[00:42:34] Bro, I'm gonna be honest bro last year. I lost and I
[00:42:41] Like I don't know bro, I lost hope after that like when I lost that award
[00:42:46] Like I don't know no shade, but I deserve it Mario. Go fuck yourself. You don't deserve anything. Don't nominate yourself
[00:42:55] Wait, what?
[00:42:56] That's reality streamer. I think I could low-key win that will you guys vote for me this year or not?
[00:43:01] That's my question. Will you guys vote for me because last year you guys said yeah, I'm gonna vote for you and I lost
[00:43:10] And I lost bro. I
[00:43:13] Don't know bro. Best IRL streamer
[00:43:16] Could I win that? Who's my competition speed? Oh God speed
[00:43:22] Who else who else like consistently IRL streams? I mean speeds definitely gonna win that bro
[00:43:27] He's why am I even thinking of that bro? Yeah, I'm not even gonna nominate myself for that
[00:43:32] Best vertical live streamer. No stream game of the year best content group easy. I'm not gonna lie
[00:43:38] Core wins that I don't care what anyone says bro motherfuckers always wanted to say
[00:43:43] Oh, you guys don't deserve it whatever you guys got to do YouTube bro
[00:43:46] We started doing YouTube motherfuckers like oh, you don't do streams together. Yo, we just started the group
[00:43:51] We just started the group. I don't want to hear it. Yo, we just started the group and look at this shit
[00:43:56] 1.1 million subs these videos are doing fucking insane like don't care. Don't care. Don't care. We won. We're winning that
[00:44:03] I don't care. I'm putting my money on the mouth of my mouth
[00:44:06] best stream duo
[00:44:08] Because two is better than one, two streamers who can consistently create the most entertaining content together with at least 25 hours stream together this past year.
[00:44:17] Now, apparently you can actually nominate you and your cameraman, aware, but like obviously like let's be real here, come on.
[00:44:26] Like best stream duo, do you really think me and Jinxie have a chance?
[00:44:31] Like I'm trying to think here.
[00:44:32] to think here like I'll nominate myself for this but like I think there's a lot
[00:44:36] of people who have like a lot of shit bro bro high in speed adapting Maya
[00:44:43] Sina and the wheel I mean bro there's a lot like Jason and Burger dressed up in
[00:44:49] the costume bro there's like a lot of things bro there's a lot of good doers
[00:44:53] this year like seriously bro there's a lot of good doers this year like you
[00:44:58] You gotta keep in mind, man.
[00:44:59] But fuck it, we'll just nominate ourselves.
[00:45:02] Best stream collab.
[00:45:03] This award's the most extended one time
[00:45:04] on the limited time collaborate.
[00:45:05] There, there, there, there, there, there, there.
[00:45:07] No.
[00:45:08] Best marathon?
[00:45:10] I don't know.
[00:45:13] Could I?
[00:45:14] Like, dude.
[00:45:16] I, okay, here's my take.
[00:45:17] Ready?
[00:45:18] Hear me out.
[00:45:19] Let me know if y'all agree.
[00:45:20] I don't really care necessarily about winning
[00:45:21] some of these,
[00:45:22] but I think it'd be cool to get nominated.
[00:45:25] Like, there's a lot of people who did shit.
[00:45:27] Like Jason did his island, like bro, Lacey did caretakers.
[00:45:33] I did a chain together and the Minecraft.
[00:45:35] There's so many people who did so much shit.
[00:45:37] Honestly, I'm not even gonna put myself,
[00:45:39] I don't think, for like best marathon to be honest with you.
[00:45:43] Best stream series, what would that be?
[00:45:48] I really don't chat.
[00:45:49] I really, for best marathon,
[00:45:50] I'd probably put someone else in the house.
[00:45:52] I have like other people in here,
[00:45:53] Jade a lot, I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:45:56] What is a best stream series?
[00:46:00] What is best stream series?
[00:46:01] What is that?
[00:46:03] Like, what does that mean?
[00:46:04] The best reoccurring show series or segment?
[00:46:07] I mean, bro, that's the easy one.
[00:46:08] Link clicking.
[00:46:09] I'm gonna nominate myself.
[00:46:11] I think I do a very good job at clicking links.
[00:46:14] I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:46:16] No, I'm just kidding.
[00:46:17] I'm kidding.
[00:46:20] Lowkey, dude, a lot of people in here in the house
[00:46:23] do a lot more than fucking me for that type of shit.
[00:46:25] Yo, you know what I actually just thought of too?
[00:46:27] For best VTuber?
[00:46:28] I mean, bro, why not, bro?
[00:46:30] Facts or no?
[00:46:31] Oh, wrong thing.
[00:46:32] Hold on.
[00:46:34] Oh.
[00:46:36] Hold on, wrong one again.
[00:46:37] Hold on.
[00:46:38] Oh.
[00:46:41] Oi, oi, oi, oi.
[00:46:43] I mean, bro, should I nominate myself for a VTuber?
[00:46:46] I mean, bro, this is just my alternate personality.
[00:46:48] Like, like, bro, should I nominate myself
[00:46:50] for a VTuber?
[00:46:51] Like, everyone knows that this is
[00:46:54] alternate personality bruh you are more of a part-time vtuber watch your mouth
[00:47:00] bro also I didn't want to say sorry to any ladies in the chat this is my sleepy
[00:47:05] voice I woke up like a couple hours ago so I just wanted to say I'm sorry to
[00:47:09] anyone in the chat I love all women and I love everyone in the chat so thank you
[00:47:14] guys can we get a W Ron in the chat and maybe give some subs you know if
[00:47:19] y'all give me some subs bro I'll show you my arms I'll show you my vein in
[00:47:23] my arms, but I need subs because I'm a Vtuber, please kill yourself. All right. Let me trim
[00:47:30] that shit off. Where's my camera? Nope. That's not me. It's a fat Vtuber. Nope. That's the
[00:47:36] feet. Well, I'm Ron. Nope. That's your rage. Oh, that's me right there. Yep. That's me
[00:47:43] right there. Best variety streamer. Shimmer who delivers the best variety of gaming content
[00:47:49] seeming seamlessly switching between genres will keep in their audience engaged. I feel
[00:47:54] like I can nominate myself for best variety streamer. I think I think I do a pretty good
[00:47:59] job, but best just chatting like bro, I'd rather be a best just chatting than a best variety
[00:48:04] because I feel like I'm 99% on just chatting. Like I feel like most of my streams consist
[00:48:10] of just chatting bro. Like XQC, I think XQC is yeah, yeah, yeah, like bro just chatting
[00:48:18] Streamer like I'm gonna vote myself just chatting
[00:48:22] Variety equals Joe XQC you equals just chatting dude. I just feel like I'm whenever you guys watch me
[00:48:28] What category am I always on? I feel like it's always just chatting
[00:48:33] um
[00:48:35] Simple bro, like I just always think I'm on just chatting. I'm gonna be honest with you like that's the only section
[00:48:40] I'm ever on bro L humble gimmick
[00:48:42] Yo, motherfuckers just say L humble gimmick to me just not wanting to vote myself for everything
[00:48:49] Do I mean to nominate myself for every single thing god damn?
[00:48:56] Rising star award, um NAR best breakout streamer who's gonna win best breakout streamer this year?
[00:49:04] I'm trying to think here
[00:49:09] Dude wait, what I thought marlin won that last year
[00:49:12] What did he win?
[00:49:15] Drill band of people saying drill he won rising
[00:49:21] Wait, so what is the difference between breakout and rising streamer who's experienced explosive growth in the past year?
[00:49:27] Established those amongst the top streamers as one of the most talked about names and streaming. Oh
[00:49:32] Yeah, oh
[00:49:36] Yeah
[00:49:38] Dude
[00:49:41] Bro Nitro Camden is not the best breakout streamer y'all got to stop bro
[00:49:47] Please come on like I would say he's hidden gem best breakout sure this is someone who pulls
[00:49:55] Crazy numbers doing their own thing for for months and months and months and months and months and months
[00:50:00] So the top of my head the only thing I was like Marlin
[00:50:05] Marty low key Joe yo knows who else
[00:50:10] There's a lot of people. There's a good amount of people
[00:50:14] I'm trying to think here
[00:50:19] No, a lot of you guys are saying like
[00:50:22] Suburb yeah, but I mean that's like half the year. I was like only like half the year
[00:50:27] I'm trying to think of someone from like January till now who's been going crazy every single month like I'm gonna be
[00:50:32] Honestly, bro call me D1 call me dick rider or whatever you want to do, but I think more than deserves that. I
[00:50:37] Think he actually does bro. I'm a league of their own
[00:50:41] I'm gonna say
[00:50:44] League of their own
[00:50:47] Streamer who creates fully one-of-a-kind content pioneering a niche or category that no one else does a creator
[00:50:55] Who's simply in the league of their own? I would say drew wall could be this
[00:50:59] I'll be honest, but yeah, that's my opinion.
[00:51:03] I mean, I don't know.
[00:51:06] Streamer of the Year, oh no, Sapphire Award.
[00:51:09] Recognizing the best female or Margella gender streamer of 2025.
[00:51:15] This award goes to a streamer who shines against the odds of a male-dominated industry
[00:51:19] and has an entertaining.
[00:51:21] I'll be honest with you, as much as I hate her, Senna, you deserve this shit.
[00:51:26] Yo, sub-a-thon number one.
[00:51:28] It doesn't matter about the wheel, it doesn't matter anything.
[00:51:30] I'm gonna be real with you, that shit's crazy.
[00:51:33] I'll be honest with you, there's a lot of accomplishments.
[00:51:35] Now, I do expect if you do win the award,
[00:51:38] you give away a couple of phones, just being that guy.
[00:51:40] Just gonna be that guy.
[00:51:43] Gamer of the year.
[00:51:45] Keep this award far away from Jinxie, please.
[00:51:50] Far away from him, far away.
[00:51:54] Definitely not a gamer.
[00:51:57] Oh my God, who's actually the gamer of the year?
[00:52:00] Gamer of the year, gamer of the year.
[00:52:03] Low key it is Jinxie, I'll be honest.
[00:52:05] Stop saying lows, bro, stop typing lows.
[00:52:08] Like when we think of a gamer who's always on a video game,
[00:52:10] bro, it's really just Jinxie, bro.
[00:52:12] I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:52:13] Like, I don't know though.
[00:52:15] Timmy, yeah, Timmy had a lot of cool moments,
[00:52:16] but I'm trying to think of someone who's like,
[00:52:18] I mean, bro, call me D1.
[00:52:19] Yeah, I'm gonna support my friends.
[00:52:20] I'm gonna be honest with you.
[00:52:21] Bro, it's all Jinxie does.
[00:52:22] Like, bro, you tell Jinxie,
[00:52:23] yo, let's go outside today.
[00:52:25] be like oh let me just plug in my controller like or some stupid shit bro
[00:52:29] like you know what i'm saying like he doesn't leave the house like he doesn't leave the house
[00:52:32] like he like when we were in person i don't know he's a little he's a little funky dude bro
[00:52:38] jinx he's the worst gamer ever is he play i guarantee he's playing video games right now
[00:52:43] i i really don't care i'm just gonna ban snake i didn't want to do bans but people are
[00:52:47] gonna be version so i have to do bans i mean literally bro literally um oh stable
[00:52:54] going on to react to body cam, vice body cam, um, gamer of the year.
[00:53:00] I would give that to my boy, Johnco.
[00:53:01] Let me honestly, that's just my boy, bro.
[00:53:03] That's just my boy.
[00:53:03] Call me D one, whatever you guys want to say, bro.
[00:53:07] Um, let me see here, streamer of the year, the best overall
[00:53:13] streamer of 2025, consistently entertaining, elevating their brand, standing
[00:53:18] out and leaving a lasting mark on viewers.
[00:53:20] Now, nominations are different from winning.
[00:53:24] How many people get nominated?
[00:53:25] I think it's five, yeah?
[00:53:27] Is it five?
[00:53:28] I think it's five people.
[00:53:30] I think five people can get nominated.
[00:53:34] I would say this year is Spear, Kai, Kingsie, and who are the two others?
[00:53:45] Bro, it's not a humble gimmick, bro.
[00:53:48] It's not a humble gimmick not Kai. You're actually crazy. I'm sorry. Call me D1. Call me dick riding
[00:53:55] I don't care what y'all say, bro. I do not give a fuck bro
[00:53:59] He he in the last year in the last year doesn't matter how many months streamer
[00:54:05] University outpowered so much shit that shit pushed so much people that pushed me y'all don't give credit where credit is
[00:54:12] Do bro, bro, he literally pushed the fuck out of my career. I'm voting him first
[00:54:15] I'm nominating him excuse me for streamer the year, but I'll be honest with you
[00:54:18] I think speed's gonna win it there's no way speed doesn't win this bro speed literally went to fucking the world's cup he performed
[00:54:26] He fucking went on WrestleMania. He did like so much it broke call me dick rider, bro
[00:54:31] Call me call me D fucking one D one D. What I don't care, bro
[00:54:37] Well, I mean I'll be honest with you speed definitely is probably gonna be streamer the year now for nominations
[00:54:43] I would nominate Speed, Kai, Jinxie, and who else, two more, I'm trying to think.
[00:54:51] Bro, you guys really think it's me?
[00:54:53] Like, did I really have that good of a year?
[00:54:55] Like, don't dig around for one second, bro.
[00:54:58] Bro, don't look at numbers, don't look at anything.
[00:55:00] It's about content, in my opinion.
[00:55:05] I mean, bro, let's see, beginning of the year.
[00:55:08] What year are we in?
[00:55:09] Are we in 2025?
[00:55:11] Oh my god, we're in 2026.
[00:55:13] Oh, wait a minute, bro.
[00:55:16] Holy shit.
[00:55:18] Holy fuck, bro.
[00:55:20] Sometimes I forget we're in 2020 fucking sick.
[00:55:23] Wait, so in a couple months, it's 2027?
[00:55:28] Holy shit.
[00:55:32] Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
[00:55:33] I'm not ready for it to say 2030 on the calendar.
[00:55:36] Anyone else?
[00:55:37] Like, that's where it's gonna get a little spooky.
[00:55:39] Like when that shit says 2030, that's when it's gonna get a little spooky, bro.
[00:55:45] I'm not gonna lie.
[00:55:46] We're closer to 2030 than 2020.
[00:55:49] Is that right?
[00:55:50] Why did someone just say that?
[00:55:51] Is that right?
[00:55:55] Yes.
[00:55:57] Wait, so we're closer to 2050 than 2016?
[00:56:01] Is that the math?
[00:56:02] Bro 2016 is about to be gone bro like dead serious. That's actually sad to think of rough
[00:56:12] That's actually that sad. Thank God. You're a streamer first-time chatter
[00:56:17] Somebody all are just plain rude bro. All right, let's see January ready
[00:56:22] October this was the subodon November December January
[00:56:27] I would say January was a great month. February. Oh, Cutie's calling me. Hold on. Hey, Cutie
[00:56:38] Cinderella, it's me, stable or not?
[00:56:39] Hi.
[00:56:40] Um, question.
[00:56:41] I'm a big fan.
[00:56:42] Oh, that's nice. Yo, question.
[00:56:43] I'm a big fan of Jeansy, so it's really cool that you've met him. I saw that you
[00:56:48] So it's cool that you've met him.
[00:56:50] Wait, what?
[00:56:52] I'm a big fan of Genesee, so it's really cool that you've met him.
[00:56:56] I saw that you met him. That's really cool.
[00:56:59] That you met Genesee.
[00:57:03] So, um,
[00:57:06] saw that these awards are coming out. Yeah.
[00:57:09] Uh huh.
[00:57:10] Yeah, you probably need someone to walk the red carpet and talk to what carpet and walk it and do the recording and hyper talk to the people talk
[00:57:20] Yeah
[00:57:22] Damn, you know last year was pretty good in the year before like I wonder if we should go three times in a row
[00:57:30] Okay, um
[00:57:32] I just you know just just you know
[00:57:35] If you wanted, you know just said like my schedule is pretty open like you know it is
[00:57:40] Yeah
[00:58:05] This time I got my own camera man who knows how to work a camera now like ladies knows how to work a camera
[00:58:10] We don't know about that.
[00:58:11] We don't know about that.
[00:58:12] Wait, do I gotta wear a suit now for real?
[00:58:16] You wore a suit every year.
[00:58:17] Yeah, but I wore like bullshit before.
[00:58:19] They put me in the creepy hangers or whatever.
[00:58:21] What does it call a check?
[00:58:23] What?
[00:58:24] I don't know what it's called.
[00:58:25] They put me in some like, I don't know.
[00:58:27] It's they, you touched yourself.
[00:58:28] Faze, aware.
[00:58:31] Peaky Blinders was one year.
[00:58:32] Then we got puttin' like these like,
[00:58:34] RB told us to put like these like suit.
[00:58:37] I forget this junk shoe, like junk shit.
[00:58:39] I forget what it was.
[00:58:39] Oh yeah, you guys looked really cool in that, yeah.
[00:58:42] All right.
[00:58:43] But thank you, yeah, I'ma work for you.
[00:58:46] I also saw that you said Burger's gonna be a part of this.
[00:58:50] Burger, yeah, Burger's my co-host.
[00:58:51] I wanted a female co-host, so.
[00:58:54] Well, Burger's a dude, so that's already fucked up.
[00:58:57] That's really awkward, I don't know.
[00:58:58] Okay, Burger's fired.
[00:59:00] Oh, all right, I'll just back out.
[00:59:02] Also, podcast, me, you, Ray, when?
[00:59:06] Oh my God, are you dead ass?
[00:59:07] I'll literally book you right now.
[00:59:09] Okay. Let me know. I have my calendar open.
[00:59:13] I have my calendar open.
[00:59:14] Okay. Okay. How do you feel about, let me go open line, let me go open line.
[00:59:19] We literally have a skip dice. Everybody listen.
[00:59:22] He's gonna write this down and he's not gonna bail.
[00:59:24] I've been picking my ear for the last four weeks and I keep getting ear infections.
[00:59:28] You know, can you feel like you're deflecting?
[00:59:32] Um, okay. Let me find, I have a Google doc. Nobody move.
[00:59:35] Okay, I'm not kidding. Why would I sniff my ear though look a little bit it smells like metal. I'm not trying to be discussed
[00:59:43] Is it I mean usually yeah, oh my god, you're right
[00:59:49] You should really stop picking that it just feels so good
[00:59:54] You know, that's just it's just
[00:59:57] What the freak is my Google cheat?
[01:00:00] Yo, why did I just see him poppies?
[01:00:02] Move his lips in my chat. It was a gift. What the fuck was that?
[01:00:07] Yo, who allowed gifts on Twitch man? Like what is this?
[01:00:13] Okay, I think
[01:00:16] Okay, what about the 14th or 15th? I just all the crazy
[01:00:21] Sorry, go ahead
[01:00:23] 14th or 15th, which day is better for you?
[01:00:25] Um, I get back from New York Prime on the 13th so I could probably do that Monday
[01:00:30] Okay, so what are you on New York for?
[01:00:34] I'm going to try to get invited to the vivette thingy.
[01:00:38] The fashion show. I'm basically going to go outside.
[01:00:41] You're going to try to get invited?
[01:00:42] Well, I'm going to go outside and basically beg
[01:00:44] until Cuddy basically slams me on the ground
[01:00:46] and turns me into four pieces.
[01:00:48] And then, yeah.
[01:00:49] Oh.
[01:00:51] Okay.
[01:00:52] All right. Well, the 14th, if I bail.
[01:00:54] Okay. 14th, 530.
[01:00:59] Sounds like a good plan. Yep, I got you
[01:01:04] Yeah, I just checked my counter we're good
[01:01:08] Okay 5 30 on the 14th, what's your favorite drink? Oh
[01:01:12] I'm a wine guy now. I could do a little vodka
[01:01:16] espresso martini
[01:01:17] Tino's a red wine white cylinder seven six
[01:01:22] I'm not sure I'm not laughing. I'm just I know alcohol maybe like a little lemon drop with a margarita
[01:01:27] Maybe like some, you know, yeah.
[01:01:30] Yeah, vodka, Red Bull.
[01:01:32] Maybe like a wine vodka, 76 shotter, lemon dropper.
[01:01:37] It's not bad.
[01:01:38] Yep.
[01:01:39] Okay.
[01:01:40] All right.
[01:01:41] Well, 530.
[01:01:42] Okay.
[01:01:43] All right.
[01:01:44] I'll see you soon.
[01:01:45] Picture this picture this picture this streamer words, you know how we do those stupid videos.
[01:01:49] Yeah, hold on.
[01:01:50] Let me just put my glasses in the check and just go on.
[01:01:52] Keep going.
[01:01:53] Yeah, I get serious.
[01:01:54] Get serious.
[01:01:55] Okay.
[01:01:56] videos right we do content pieces yeah we have in the middle of the show a segment where we say
[01:02:03] we had Ron on the road earlier turns out he's still on the road let's see what he's up to
[01:02:08] and it's a pre-recorded video of you on Hollywood Boulevard. I'll pre-record I'll pre-record I'll
[01:02:12] pre-record but go ahead we okay perfect that's fine pre-recorded video and you have a Hollywood
[01:02:17] Boulevard asking people about streamers and you'll have like pictures of them and you'll
[01:02:22] you'll be like asking him questions.
[01:02:23] Oh, like the David Blaine show or whatever it's called.
[01:02:26] Yeah, just like David Blaine.
[01:02:28] Yeah, I'm down, yeah, let's do it.
[01:02:30] And so you'll have a segment in the middle of the show.
[01:02:32] Yeah, let's do it.
[01:02:33] 1.2 million people watching it live.
[01:02:35] Wait, how many people watched last year
[01:02:36] combined everything?
[01:02:39] 1.2 million live.
[01:02:41] I don't know about Vogue, watching a show like that.
[01:02:44] I gave up after that.
[01:02:45] I got two, there's too many.
[01:02:46] There's too many people.
[01:02:48] Geez.
[01:02:49] But I would like to say this now and ahead of time, nominations have not even started,
[01:02:55] voting has not even started.
[01:02:56] If Ron gets a nomination or a vote, it has nothing to do with him doing Ron on the road.
[01:03:01] I would like everyone to know that.
[01:03:03] Well, I mean, I think that's pretty obvious.
[01:03:05] I lost my award last year, then I thought I was going to win.
[01:03:09] Yeah.
[01:03:10] Oh no, rig, rig, rig, rig, rig.
[01:03:12] Oh guys, I lost my award last year.
[01:03:15] You lost it nearly every year.
[01:03:18] Yeah, I, you know, I've never won an award.
[01:03:22] I know, but I just like to say that because usually I avoid announcing anyone until after
[01:03:30] because what if you get nominated for everything, then I'll have to kick you out.
[01:03:34] I don't think I can get nominated for everything.
[01:03:36] I don't think anyone likes me enough.
[01:03:38] OK, great. Good to know.
[01:03:39] Hold on. I'm balancing my my life.
[01:03:42] This is crazy.
[01:03:43] I'm like balancing more and more of my glasses.
[01:03:46] Wow. Whoa, what the fuck?
[01:03:53] All right, well, I'm going to see you on Monday, I guess the 14th.
[01:03:58] And then, yeah, we'll talk about the awards, I guess, off stream.
[01:04:02] Okay, fine.
[01:04:04] Okay, awesome. I'll see you soon.
[01:04:06] Tell all your applications.
[01:04:07] I'm doing that right now.
[01:04:08] Huge.
[01:04:09] Thank you.
[01:04:10] Goodbye.
[01:04:12] Sweet!
[01:04:13] Round on the road, part three.
[01:04:15] Let's go, 300K viewers on me!
[01:04:19] Yo, running Max ads, chat facts or no,
[01:04:22] we gotta run Max ads.
[01:04:24] Max ads, hey, Max ads.
[01:04:27] He's right, he's right.
[01:04:30] All right, streamer of the year, I'll nominate myself fine.
[01:04:32] All right, for best reality streamer,
[01:04:35] I need your help, you, right there.
[01:04:37] For best reality streamer,
[01:04:39] a streamer who flawlessly creates
[01:04:41] the best blend of IRL and desktop.
[01:04:43] Why this category?
[01:04:44] Why do I deserve this?
[01:04:46] Someone create a reasoning, bro.
[01:04:48] Cause these are the things that I nominate myself for.
[01:04:50] Six things.
[01:04:52] Best reality streamer.
[01:04:53] I think I am the best reality streamer
[01:04:58] because I am the clip.
[01:05:02] I can eat, sleep,
[01:05:06] jack my meat.
[01:05:07] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:05:08] I can eat, sleep.
[01:05:09] I'm trying to create like a saying.
[01:05:10] Eat, sleep, go outside and get on the game and repeat.
[01:05:20] And be entertaining.
[01:05:23] I love streaming.
[01:05:24] Not bad, not bad, no?
[01:05:26] Is that good or is that bad?
[01:05:27] Good or bad?
[01:05:28] Does this seem like a toddler wrote this or no?
[01:05:31] I think I'm the best one streaming is I'm the clip.
[01:05:33] I can eat, sleep, go outside and get on the game
[01:05:34] or pee and be entertaining.
[01:05:36] I love streaming.
[01:05:37] Sweet!
[01:05:38] Category clip URL.
[01:05:39] Oh my God, wait.
[01:05:40] best clip to show that I'm the best reality streamer. Oh my god I need a good clip!
[01:05:46] Oh no. Oh no I need like a clip bro.
[01:05:50] I'm confused, am I supposed to be the one saying this?
[01:06:13] Bro do you understand it's not me.
[01:06:15] Like are you dumb?
[01:06:18] Yo, I swear, do y'all just wanna hear me say it
[01:06:20] so you can just have the clip?
[01:06:21] Like, I'm confused.
[01:06:24] Oh wait, Siggi sent me a clip.
[01:06:26] I like, at this point, bro, like, oh yeah, guys,
[01:06:28] I said it, but nobody recognized me besides you guys.
[01:06:31] Like, yo, I'm not, is there gonna be the clip?
[01:06:34] Like...
[01:06:34] Like...
[01:06:35] Like...
[01:06:36] Like...
[01:06:37] Like...
[01:06:38] Like...
[01:06:39] Like...
[01:06:39] Like...
[01:06:40] Like...
[01:06:41] Like...
[01:06:42] Like, come on, bro.
[01:06:44] Serious.
[01:06:45] There'd be times where I actually was.
[01:06:46] Wait a minute.
[01:06:47] Are you Asian? I don't like you. Okay, this is taken out of context
[01:06:52] There was literally a joke saying that I hate Asian people so I yo yo yo yo yo yo
[01:06:58] This is just getting bad, bro. This is getting bad, bro. Yo, I need a clip to show streamer wards
[01:07:09] Here's right here is it what is this?
[01:07:17] That's a dude, child!
[01:07:19] Man, you a fuck anything!
[01:07:21] Look at that red rocket, child!
[01:07:23] Shut up that red rocket!
[01:07:25] Oh, yeah!
[01:07:27] Look at that red rocket in there, child!
[01:07:31] Bro, imagine child!
[01:07:33] Yeah, yeah, child!
[01:07:35] Yeah, child!
[01:07:37] Fuck his ass!
[01:07:39] Yeah, child!
[01:07:41] Get him, child!
[01:07:43] Yeah, you can't fall down in that, child!
[01:07:45] You can't put that in that door!
[01:07:47] Yeah, I got problems, bro.
[01:07:49] 10 out of 10?
[01:07:51] Wow, 10 out of 10 rating by 26,000 people.
[01:07:55] 5,000 people out of this is their wish list. Wow.
[01:07:57] Yo, I need a clip, bro, to put it.
[01:07:59] Bro, this was 30 nicks.
[01:08:01] I don't wanna go on again.
[01:08:03] Nuggets. Nuggets.
[01:08:05] This was 30 nicks.
[01:08:07] I don't wanna go on again.
[01:08:09] Yeah.
[01:08:11] Alright, bro, I'm just not gonna submit a clip because you guys are fucking stupid, bro.
[01:08:13] Um, best content group, org, wait, I can't tell you, boss, boss, um, why this category
[01:08:32] Org of the year goes to core they deserve it starting brand new and accomplishing so many new things. Wow. They are great.
[01:08:48] That's good.
[01:08:50] That's good.
[01:08:52] That's nice.
[01:08:52] That's nice, bro. They don't deserve, they don't stream together. Yo, I'm confused. Do you guys expect us to do every single thing instantly for like, when we start a group, like you do realize we have to.
[01:09:05] All right, I want to be the guy to say we have to clear debt. That's number one. Number two, we have to find a house to get accepted to number three, we have to get the business in order. Number four, we have to create an established bank account.
[01:09:16] Bank account number five we have to create the actual content number six get the new editors new thumbnail creators new people
[01:09:22] Oh excuses, okay tomorrow starts the seventh on y'all. I got y'all
[01:09:29] Best stream duo me and Jin see
[01:09:32] he's ass at
[01:09:35] Games, but I carry him and we do a lot together
[01:09:40] Also bonus points because I believe he is special needs. That's good. No, that's good. Now that's good. No, no, that's actually good. No, that's actually good.
[01:09:53] Why is my autocorrect JUNZ LEAKED?
[01:10:01] Alright, best just chatting streamer.
[01:10:09] Now, do I really nominate myself for this?
[01:10:11] Like, bro, I don't even know if I believe this.
[01:10:13] Um, all I do is stream just chatting.
[01:10:19] Google me.
[01:10:21] Oh
[01:10:23] Google me
[01:10:24] About 90% of my streams are just chatting
[01:10:31] Check the stats
[01:10:33] stats
[01:10:35] They don't lie
[01:10:37] Unless you're ha ha leave a little sneak this maybe that's up for like that's up for anyone who just wants to think
[01:10:43] You know what I'm saying like just put it up there
[01:10:45] You know just like a little just a case, you know, maybe leave a little sneak this
[01:10:49] Maybe this is like a little bit of a diss to drew all
[01:10:52] It's hard to determine in my opinion reality streamer is basically the same thing because you IRL or just chatting
[01:10:57] Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you all humbleness aside
[01:11:00] You guys tell me not to be humble here and there and I don't win best reality streamer. I'm done. I'm I'm dead ass is
[01:11:05] I'm just gonna leave like I'm leaving the internet. I genuinely believe I
[01:11:10] Deserve it bro. I don't know bro. Maybe I'm an ego-tistical monster everything else. I don't deserve
[01:11:15] But I think I deserve this bro like I've worked my ass off worked
[01:11:20] Streamer of the year. I don't think I'm the streamer of the year, but my chat thinks I should be nominated
[01:11:30] they put
[01:11:33] In the chat and call me L humble, but I don't know not me personally
[01:11:42] Yeah, that's good
[01:11:45] I don't want to be the one all right submit your application has been submitted
[01:11:56] All right
[01:11:59] Put the clips I am the clip I
[01:12:04] Could put a clip I actually could put a clip I can resubmit it right here because this hasn't gone away
[01:12:08] All right, well give me a clip. Oh my god
[01:12:10] I hope you got something to do with it.
[01:12:13] Damn my shit.
[01:12:14] It's bad.
[01:12:15] It's like, wait, why don't I post a clip?
[01:12:18] I wonder.
[01:12:19] Me walking up the scene like a hoe in a can.
[01:12:22] There's my shit, that's my way.
[01:12:24] When we're looking out of the blue.
[01:12:26] When we're looking out of the blue.
[01:12:28] Just like that.
[01:12:29] Come my way.
[01:12:30] Like 22,000 people watching this clip.
[01:12:33] This is sad, bro.
[01:12:34] This is sad.
[01:12:35] Come here, burger.
[01:12:36] Come here.
[01:12:37] You're gonna fucking like this shit.
[01:12:38] Come here. You're gonna fucking like this shit or not.
[01:12:41] Huh? Oh, fuck.
[01:12:42] You're not gonna- I'm gonna fucking fuck shit, Burger.
[01:12:45] GO FUCK YOURSELF!
[01:12:50] Alrighty, I think I'm just gonna get manned.
[01:12:53] Maybe a-
[01:12:53] YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY!
[01:12:56] I'M A MAN!
[01:12:58] And you're a little boy in a man's world!
[01:13:01] And I wanna play with little boys!
[01:13:03] Can you post one of the edits you made of yourself from Tik Tok?
[01:13:08] Yo, okay, I need an edit of me.
[01:13:12] Someone give me an edit I can submit.
[01:13:13] I can resubmit this.
[01:13:14] Someone give me an edit.
[01:13:15] Can someone give me an edit?
[01:13:19] I need an edit for Tik Tok I can put as like a good clip.
[01:13:22] Oh, Mario, this was two seconds.
[01:13:24] How do you ever have the feeling that you're on lip sync?
[01:13:28] No, it's better if you don't lip sync.
[01:13:30] What are you talking about?
[01:13:31] I wasn't going to go viral.
[01:13:32] I get paid for it! I know what goes viral! I am the clown!
[01:13:40] The biggest streamer that I have had so far is Matt Kaisen.
[01:13:43] Well, I got news.
[01:13:48] You've met someone bigger!
[01:13:56] You might be so...
[01:13:58] Here.
[01:14:00] Oh.
[01:14:01] But at least he's stable.
[01:14:02] Ow!
[01:14:03] I was just dead and I fucked you.
[01:14:04] Had to shit fucking in the West River with the guns.
[01:14:08] Here's the deal.
[01:14:09] You cannot always beat your clique.
[01:14:14] Except for one guy.
[01:14:15] Or a rock.
[01:14:22] Trimming is not an opportunity where you get in.
[01:14:24] How long is this ending?
[01:14:26] And it normally gets to come back.
[01:14:27] normally once it's gone it's dead. If you can cancel it or you lose your career, you're done.
[01:14:31] Unless you're stable Ronaldo.
[01:14:33] Everyone at the steamer games isn't that good at competing. Everyone sucks. No one's got blood in.
[01:14:45] It's not bad for an army.
[01:14:49] Yeah.
[01:14:50] I wanna, I wanna...
[01:14:52] I wanna...
[01:14:54] I wanna go back home.
[01:15:03] Dude, I look like a fuckin' chop boy man.
[01:15:11] I mean, this is not bad.
[01:15:12] I submit this.
[01:15:13] This is pretty good.
[01:15:14] It's pretty good.
[01:15:15] That's freaky ass shit out of her, bro.
[01:15:19] Oh, what are you linking me, Ziggy?
[01:15:23] These niggas prayed on my downfall.
[01:15:25] Yeah, yeah, this is good actually.
[01:15:27] This is good.
[01:15:29] This is good. No, no, no, he's right.
[01:15:31] No, no, no, no, this is not gonna work.
[01:15:34] I said, I know that. They might have to play this.
[01:15:37] These niggas prayed on my downfall.
[01:15:39] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
[01:15:40] These niggas prayed on my downfall.
[01:15:41] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:15:42] I got you. I got you. I got you hold on. I need the nominee myself for best for nice German. Give me one second
[01:15:47] Sorry clicks your time is up brother
[01:15:50] I'm going crazy this year
[01:15:53] Hold on
[01:15:56] Watch the video and you decide
[01:16:01] Yeah, that's good
[01:16:08] I'm a copy this edit unless there's a new edit is there a different editor now
[01:16:12] Is there any other edits before I switch?
[01:16:15] Any other ones, bro? That might be the best one though.
[01:16:19] What's up, Jewels?
[01:16:20] It's not me. Alright.
[01:16:23] As you a person, would know Jinxie rather than me.
[01:16:27] What's up, Bet?
[01:16:28] Yo.
[01:16:28] What's up, dude?
[01:16:30] Nothing, man.
[01:16:30] I'm submitting a clip real quick.
[01:16:32] Nice.
[01:16:33] I'm actually just gonna submit this. Make it simple.
[01:16:35] Oh, yep. You guys spam aura. Go fuck yourself.
[01:16:38] Okay, so someone explained to me, when do people get nominated now?
[01:16:41] like when can people vote for the person so now that I submitted now what the
[01:16:48] 12th the 12th of September or the 12th of November or the 12th of October
[01:16:55] stream duo clip
[01:16:59] come back.
[01:17:00] I'm on the app.
[01:17:00] Jixi, Jixi!
[01:17:01] Don't hit the records!
[01:17:02] Don't hit the records!
[01:17:03] Jixi!
[01:17:06] What?
[01:17:07] What?
[01:17:10] What?
[01:17:12] You can't?
[01:17:13] What?
[01:17:17] Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
[01:17:18] He needs to die.
[01:17:19] We just submit that.
[01:17:20] That's good.
[01:17:22] Nice.
[01:17:24] All right.
[01:17:25] Well, I think that's it for this, brother.
[01:17:26] I think that's it for this.
[01:17:27] My Pepsi bro is confirmed that I'm gonna be on the road.
[01:17:30] W.
[01:17:31] Yeah, so I gotta start practicing just everything again, bro.
[01:17:36] I've got social, do I have social anxiety?
[01:17:38] I don't really know, sometimes I do,
[01:17:40] because I'm like, maybe people judge me, bro.
[01:17:43] I saw this one edit from the red carpet.
[01:17:45] Also, by the way, I hope this time in this red carpet,
[01:17:48] like, I never got to interview Kai.
[01:17:50] I never got to interview none of them,
[01:17:53] Like, uh, like, Jinxie didn't go, Speed didn't go, Keso didn't go.
[01:17:57] Do you think people are gonna go this year or no?
[01:18:00] Yeah, TMZ, by the way?
[01:18:01] Go fuck yourself.
[01:18:03] You dogshit-ass fuck- I'm sorry, QT.
[01:18:05] I'm sorry if they're like, hosting.
[01:18:06] Also, I gotta be the person to say it.
[01:18:08] TMZ fucking sucks.
[01:18:10] Please, don't ever put them close to me.
[01:18:11] That's my only request.
[01:18:13] They actually hogged every single fucking guest, right before me.
[01:18:17] Tried talking for, like, 40 fucking minutes just to ruin it.
[01:18:21] like holy shit bro dead ass man dead ass wait cuties live with a new announcement
[01:18:29] my bad I'm so sorry there's no announcement there's no announcement I'm
[01:18:33] just gonna update my title real quick I'm aware she forgot to change her to go
[01:18:37] live um yes yes but yeah that's my only request what did you just link me
[01:18:45] Yo guys, I know you're probably
[01:18:57] You know me how what did you just leave me?
[01:19:05] No, no, no, no
[01:19:09] No, no, no
[01:19:11] Speedstressed, holy shit, 36K dislikes, 13,000 comments, y'all.
[01:19:25] You really surprised to see me and Jasmine sitting here together right now, but it's
[01:19:29] time to be honest about everything and tell you the truth about this whole relationship.
[01:19:34] So first I want to start by saying that me and Jasmine, we are-
[01:19:38] Wait, I'm not like, didn't this girl like cheat on Brawadis?
[01:19:43] Like, I don't even wanna talk about this
[01:19:45] because of the fact that Rugg is really close to me.
[01:19:49] But am I seeing Brawadis with his ex-girlfriend,
[01:19:56] well that they're back together who cheated on him.
[01:19:59] They're dressed all white, matching sweatpants
[01:20:01] with a white background putting a video called
[01:20:04] We're Back Together, Parentheses, the Truth
[01:20:05] and they're like 30.
[01:20:07] Am I trippin'?
[01:20:12] Bruh, why this?
[01:20:13] I wanna be real with you.
[01:20:16] Together we are dating.
[01:20:18] Yo, guys, can you be normal for five seconds
[01:20:20] or do I gotta go sub only?
[01:20:22] In a relationship, Jasmine is my girlfriend.
[01:20:25] And we are committed to each other.
[01:20:27] Brandon is my boyfriend and I love him very, very much.
[01:20:31] And I would do anything for him.
[01:20:33] So like I promised to be honest with you guys
[01:20:35] about everything, this relationship,
[01:20:37] It has not been perfect.
[01:20:38] We've had our own issues that we've had to deal with.
[01:20:40] We've had our down moments in this relationship,
[01:20:43] but instead of running from our problems,
[01:20:45] instead of running to leave each other,
[01:20:47] we have spent so much time
[01:20:48] and put so much effort to make this relationship work.
[01:20:51] Honestly, we just love each other a lot.
[01:20:53] We just decided that this relationship,
[01:20:55] it was one that was worth fighting for.
[01:20:57] And I agree with him.
[01:20:59] Brandon is somebody that I do not want to lose.
[01:21:02] I love him so, so much.
[01:21:05] And to me, he is worth fighting for.
[01:21:06] is worth everything in this world and I would literally do anything to do with him to make him happy
[01:21:11] so we decided to work through this relationship and give it our all because we truly love each other
[01:21:16] and we don't want to lose each other we've had some issues here and there but you know i'm not
[01:21:20] gonna lie i don't even know if i can instead of fighting instead of arguing why not just put in
[01:21:24] the effort bro this is like i can't to make things is a bit or no this is a bit we clearly
[01:21:31] can't stay away from each other so why not just make things right and that's exactly why
[01:21:35] we're here posting this video today because we feel like with all the effort we've put in
[01:21:39] in the last couple of years, the relationship I feel like is in the best spot that it's been.
[01:21:43] Yeah, I'm not even gonna watch this. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. Bro, why this?
[01:21:47] I'm not gonna be the guy to tell you what to do in life, bro. But I saw, I literally saw on
[01:21:52] Instagram live of this guy like with a bro. I don't know. Did anyone know what I'm talking
[01:21:57] about? I don't even want to talk about this, bro. Because I'm really close to rug, but man,
[01:22:01] and jeez the wheeze dog jeez the fucking wheeze
[01:22:06] aware bruh what is this
[01:22:09] you know hold on watch this
[01:22:10] hey hey hey hey fuck TMZ come to the reels
[01:22:13] ahhhhhh
[01:22:14] ahhhhhh
[01:22:15] ahhhhhh
[01:22:16] ahhhhhh
[01:22:17] ahhhhhh
[01:22:18] ahhhhhh
[01:22:19] ahhhhhh
[01:22:20] ahhhhhh
[01:22:21] ahhhhhh
[01:22:22] yo no bullshit by the way TMZ i hope the fuck you're there so i can make funny
[01:22:24] the whole time i don't give a fuck
[01:22:26] TMZ is a bunch of weirdos anyway like TMZ like reports them like weird shit they're
[01:22:30] like stalking people like I don't know bro maybe I'm just like ego-distigal
[01:22:38] bro but hey I hope that they're not next to me because if they are I'm just gonna steal everybody
[01:22:41] I'm gonna try to at least um they're in the files say on God TMZ Harvey was in with Epstein
[01:22:50] guys this Sunday me and adapt go-kart streamer golf cart whatever we're gonna go through Malibu
[01:23:06] I think I don't know I think so dude Pepsi bro what's up bro I told him that we're doing
[01:23:13] the world's biggest straw on Sunday or Saturday or Friday yes Chad the goal is that we're
[01:23:19] We're gonna build a straw from the top of the fucking,
[01:23:22] what is it called, hill?
[01:23:23] Yeah, driveway.
[01:23:24] The top of the driveway,
[01:23:25] all the way down through the house to the backyard.
[01:23:29] Maybe we stuck on it in the hot tub.
[01:23:32] That's not a bad shout.
[01:23:33] Pepsi was thinking about doing Kool-Aid.
[01:23:38] We could have a bunch of water
[01:23:40] and then we could put like Kool-Aid in it
[01:23:41] so it's colored so we don't waste milk.
[01:23:43] Cause last time we used a lot of spoiled milk though.
[01:23:45] We used spoiled milk, you know what I'm saying?
[01:23:48] So we could watch the GTA six turner.
[01:23:50] I haven't watched that yet.
[01:23:52] But I don't know if I want to watch the whole thing.
[01:23:54] It's long.
[01:23:55] Yeah, I just want to see what's her name.
[01:23:58] Lucia.
[01:24:00] I just got to see it.
[01:24:00] I got to see that.
[01:24:01] That's the only thing I got to see.
[01:24:03] Yeah.
[01:24:04] Why are you guys questioning me?
[01:24:05] Wait, why did you want to do something?
[01:24:07] No, let's see what you're doing today.
[01:24:08] Well, I got nothing really planned today.
[01:24:09] If you want to do something.
[01:24:10] What do you want to do?
[01:24:11] I don't know.
[01:24:12] I'm down for anything.
[01:24:13] But let's go get some brain rock cards.
[01:24:15] You want to get brain rock cards?
[01:24:17] Yeah.
[01:24:18] What?
[01:24:19] Uh, Chad, do you guys want me to go get brain rot cards?
[01:24:25] Yes.
[01:24:26] Yes.
[01:24:27] All right.
[01:24:28] Well, it looks like we could go do that maybe in like 10, 15 minutes.
[01:24:33] Brain rot cards, bro.
[01:24:36] What did you just send me?
[01:24:38] My first time ever playing Minecraft made me rage quib.
[01:24:43] Where the fuck?
[01:24:46] How do I build shit?
[01:24:47] like I don't understand this game bro where the fuck are the things to build
[01:24:54] dude where is the where is the shit like where is the shit oh god it's brain
[01:25:01] doesn't work
[01:25:03] I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
[01:25:13] Why is he single clicking, bro?
[01:25:18] Where the fuck do I make a stick?
[01:25:21] Where do I make this?
[01:25:22] Yo, okay.
[01:25:23] What is it saying to you?
[01:25:24] Realistically speaking, how long is this going to take us to beat?
[01:25:27] This is like years ago.
[01:25:28] What is that?
[01:25:29] So I put it over here, it doesn't make it.
[01:25:33] I put it here and it makes it. What is he screaming about?
[01:25:41] Now how long would it take to beat this game if we gave Loose no crafting book like he has to just figure this out
[01:25:53] On God forever dude
[01:25:55] I just want to make this like the longest marathon to be honest like I want him to struggle like I want
[01:26:00] Loose to figure shit out
[01:26:03] haha
[01:26:05] Yo, I'm not gonna lie is jinksy busy. I got a column bro. I gotta let him know we're working with here
[01:26:10] We might have to cancel this fucking marathon if this is what the case is
[01:26:16] Yo, what day are you guys starting October 4th?
[01:26:20] No armor, yo, I'm not about to play hardcore
[01:26:25] Yo, bro a quick question. Have you watched loose play Minecraft?
[01:26:30] What?
[01:26:31] No.
[01:26:32] How good is he?
[01:26:37] He's struggling to put wood in a crafting bench for about, it looks like 10 minutes
[01:26:42] now.
[01:26:43] Yeah, but probably it's like chained together, we'll still learn along the way, right?
[01:26:48] We'll be good.
[01:26:49] I mean, how much worse can he actually be than me?
[01:26:54] Well, let's see what made him rage quick.
[01:26:56] Hold on.
[01:26:57] me once I can I'm not gonna lie Jinxie this might be a loss cause I'm
[01:27:07] denser she might have to do this by herself with him
[01:27:10] no we're doing it and you need to block out about 10 days bro because if you're
[01:27:15] not there we're not beating this okay how did those not be how did those even
[01:27:19] die here. Wait, why, why people say, yo, what am I watching? Yo, why people saying that
[01:27:34] you said that I'm doing no armor? Yeah, hello? Yeah, why people saying that you said I'm
[01:27:47] doing no armor wait wait what do you mean me and you what the fuck do you mean
[01:27:57] me and you know you're a random kid what are you talking about yo block out 10
[01:28:03] days I gotta block out the rest of the year well we're gonna be fine bro it's
[01:28:10] You're not gonna have armor
[01:28:36] All right, bro, well I'll see you I guess
[01:28:40] Soon bro, but I mean I think you should watch some of this Los Polos edits
[01:28:45] You know, I actually am gonna check out some of those minecrafts. Yeah, I mean finish this challenge real quick. I got you. All right, bro
[01:28:51] All right, I'll see you please out
[01:28:54] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie chat if Los is the only one with armor and me and Jinx you have no armor
[01:29:00] How long will it take? I actually don't think it's possible. I low key. Don't think it's possible like
[01:29:06] I'll be the guy to say it. I think if
[01:29:10] If me and Jinxie have no armor, it's impossible.
[01:29:12] I don't think Jinxie's good enough to have no armor. Facts or no?
[01:29:16] On God, Ron and Jason can't beat Terraria.
[01:29:19] Okay, so here's my take.
[01:29:20] I would actually do a Terraria marathon.
[01:29:24] I think we could do it in a span of like two days.
[01:29:26] I think it would take two days max, maybe three days.
[01:29:28] But do people really want to see that game?
[01:29:31] I feel like that game is like, it's 2D, so it's kind of boring.
[01:29:36] You know what I'm saying?
[01:29:36] Like, I don't think it's like entertaining though.
[01:29:38] like I beat terraria before like I think it's a cool marathon idea but like I
[01:29:44] would do it if he wanted Jason wants to do it I would do it but like I just don't
[01:29:47] know if this is like it's kind of it's Raria is to keep ocean like it's too
[01:29:53] deep just an hour is usually good enough in night also be sure to you have an
[01:29:57] available house after you defeat a single mech the steam pardon I don't know how
[01:30:03] How rich is Wad, the master of the skin flutes, in 9th grade?
[01:30:06] Alright.
[01:30:07] Yo, real talk though.
[01:30:09] Yo, real talk.
[01:30:10] Los, I don't know if you hear me, I don't know if you'll see this message or not, but
[01:30:16] um, yo, start practicing, bro.
[01:30:18] Oh my god, I forgot about this.
[01:30:20] I didn't even get to congratulate her.
[01:30:22] Maya, congratulations on getting fucking married.
[01:30:26] Wow.
[01:30:27] Wow, best surprise in my life and easiest yes of my life.
[01:30:32] Wow, this is so nice. Yo, I'm not going to lie.
[01:30:37] Yo, engaged is the same thing, bro. Stop complaining.
[01:30:42] Damn, bro. Should I get engaged, Shat?
[01:30:45] Like at what time, at what point do you get engaged?
[01:30:47] Let me tell her. Let me tell her happy birthday.
[01:30:52] Hold on.
[01:31:02] For what are these comments? Jesus, you're so dumb.
[01:31:13] Bro, I got to pick my ear to have permission or no.
[01:31:17] Hey. Hey, Maya, it's me, Ron.
[01:31:20] Yes, I know. I have your number saved.
[01:31:22] I just wanted to say congratulations on your birthday.
[01:31:26] I just saw the post. I forgot to text you.
[01:31:29] Um, that's actually not birthday. Your marriage. Congratulations on getting married. Um,
[01:31:35] love this. This is beautiful and I'm happy for you. Okay. Thanks. It's not my birthday and I also
[01:31:43] didn't get married, but I appreciate it. So you click baby. What is this? Best surprise in my life
[01:31:47] and the easiest yes in my life ring mountain. I got engaged. But why do people always have
[01:31:55] I have a differential engaged slash married. It's the same thing. I feel like yo, congratulations. I love the ladybug thing. I think it's really cute. And yeah, I expect to be invited to the, to the marriage proposal shower.
[01:32:10] I'm getting a call. I'm going to go. Thank you so much. You're so sweet.
[01:32:14] Oh.
[01:32:24] I
[01:32:27] You know what it is maybe maybe she didn't have my number like maybe she thought I was like a random kid
[01:32:34] Like I don't know. Maybe maybe I don't know. I don't know much of it. I
[01:32:40] Don't know maybe in early 2024 face cleans at the worst point in the group's history
[01:32:45] Constantly being bashed on all corners of the oh god. Do I watch this phase was holding them back?
[01:32:54] I mean, I'm down, I don't really care.
[01:32:58] The question is, is this a good video or a bad one?
[01:33:00] Has anyone watched this?
[01:33:24] you
[01:33:54] you
[01:34:24] you
[01:34:54] you
[01:35:24] you
[01:35:54] I like that time slot, unironically, like I like streaming early.
[01:36:17] Extents.
[01:36:18] One of the standout members from the very beginning was Plackboy Max, and he would
[01:36:21] quickly become the most popular member out of them all. Averaging hundreds of thousands
[01:36:25] of views on every one of his YouTube videos, which he would post numerous of every single
[01:36:30] day. And this would lead to him ultimately moving into the LA phase house, with him reaching
[01:36:35] over 25,000 subscribers on Twitch. Undoubtedly making him one of the top streamers on the
[01:36:46] entire site. This was also heavily due to many of the dramas that he spoke in the
[01:36:50] Like the first phase war which would start after Jason way actual real war equals funny though
[01:36:55] This was this was generally a real war equals funny like nowadays
[01:37:00] I feel like the war content is eh, but this one was actually pretty good
[01:37:03] And would continuously go down to max's room and snatch the do rag off his head multiple times in a row
[01:37:20] ha ha
[01:37:22] ah ha ha ha
[01:37:24] hahahahha
[01:37:26] fuck it
[01:37:28] open it back on
[01:37:30] there you go
[01:37:32] ohhh we're here
[01:37:34] hi
[01:37:36] this can't make you look ugly
[01:37:38] nah i'm not going to lie bro
[01:37:40] i feel like there was real anger
[01:37:42] at one point though
[01:37:44] like for this war like doing this shit
[01:37:46] we game
[01:37:48] Remember me, I would always just leave the house when this happened, because I, dude, we all lived here, but I hated that.
[01:37:58] Yo!
[01:38:06] Who is this girl?
[01:38:07] I forgot.
[01:38:09] Yo!
[01:38:10] Maximo!
[01:38:12] Jason continuously doing this would not make Max happy with celebrities.
[01:38:16] This would lead to Max going into Jason's room, stealing his mattress and throwing it in the pool.
[01:38:20] Bro, I actually missed this a lot, bro.
[01:38:23] The very same day that all this stuff initially went down.
[01:38:28] No, I missed the pool! No, not that way!
[01:38:29] Is that how it is to care about that?
[01:38:36] The original, it's just content, bro.
[01:38:39] And Max doing this would lead to Jason retaliating once again,
[01:38:43] Continuing to push the drama
[01:38:45] By going down to his room with a bag full of flour and proceeding to destroy his entire setup with it
[01:38:51] Wait, what is that spray? Is that forks, right?
[01:38:59] Say on God that was forks, right? Oh
[01:39:05] My god, I didn't even know that right if I want to care. Oh, yeah, this is what red if I was doing too much
[01:39:10] Oh, bro, right if I dump
[01:39:13] Oh my god
[01:39:16] Controversies like this for the main reason why people would immediately start watching and supporting new phase
[01:39:21] Because these were things that not many other streamers could pull off at this time and do it a lot
[01:39:25] Do you guys say like oh like we changed whatever bro?
[01:39:28] I'm not gonna lie. We just all got older right if you want to watch type of content go watch other people
[01:39:32] But it's just like I don't know bro like I I personally is that Dramo Jesus like bro people just get older, bro
[01:39:38] It's simple you could watch any creator that it's like bro
[01:39:41] we're not gonna just do fake war equals funny like I'll be honest with you you guys can say cap back in the day
[01:39:47] Like this shit was real kind of in a way like bro people really like we were arguing a lot for it
[01:39:53] I mean, that's why you saw my bitch ask it out of the house every time
[01:39:56] I didn't want to deal with this shit how the chat to feel like they were actually a part of the action leading to each of
[01:40:01] Their communities continuing to grow at insane rates and the formation of the official
[01:40:06] Oh these are channel that we never saw a dollar show phase channel
[01:40:08] Which they would also start posting group content on around this time if anyone told you that phase wasn't
[01:40:14] Phase did he part on an unstoppable run at this point? They would be straight up lying
[01:40:18] That he's with all of this stuff going on and all of their careers growing at tremendous rates
[01:40:22] They would decide to do their very first group sub-a-thon
[01:40:25] The class bro
[01:40:26] I don't think anything will ever be and I'm not even nostalgia forming
[01:40:29] I genuinely think it's just it was so fresh bro. You know what I'm saying like it was just so fresh
[01:40:34] It was cool. I don't think there's I don't think you could rebate make this
[01:40:37] You lie for 30 days straights with unique segments planned each and every single day
[01:40:41] I think here's my take I think regardless if we did a semiton right now. No wheelspin. No nothing no even begging for subs
[01:40:48] I don't think it would personally maybe I'm just blind
[01:40:51] But I think this is just the peakest it can get like this would lead to each of their channels growing the points that they
[01:40:56] Didn't even think was possible averaging over a hundred thousand collective viewers at any point throughout the day and creating some of
[01:41:03] the most iconic clips in Twitch history.
[01:41:10] This sub-a-thon would solidify-
[01:41:26] as one of, if not the biggest group on the entirety of Twitch.
[01:41:30] It also cemented the fact that Faze was somehow able to do the impossible.
[01:41:33] Coming back from the lowest point of the company's li-
[01:41:38] Life.
[01:41:39] In creating something completely new, making it bigger than ever before,
[01:41:42] Faze really did a good job picking up Jason and-
[01:41:45] Jason the weenie, read it.
[01:41:47] They see Max and Silky.
[01:41:48] Seeing everyone vibing and just being funny,
[01:41:51] it reminds me of the old Faze house.
[01:41:53] No one can doubt Banks.
[01:41:54] He's really proving them haters wrong.
[01:41:56] 20-5, the best COD player rekindled that phase spirit.
[01:42:00] From here on, phase would continue what they were doing before.
[01:42:03] Doing tons of group content and marathons, and only conti-
[01:42:06] Bro, I'm not a lie.
[01:42:08] Wintertime is so much better than the summer.
[01:42:10] I don't really care what anyone says.
[01:42:11] Like, I kind of thought about it.
[01:42:13] I don't know, bro.
[01:42:13] It's nice out.
[01:42:14] I like the winter.
[01:42:15] I don't know why I like the winter vibes.
[01:42:17] Like, sure, summertime is like hot, and everyone is off school if you have school.
[01:42:22] A lot of people, like, work less, maybe.
[01:42:24] Whatever it is, bro.
[01:42:25] Honestly, I just prefer the winter. I don't know. I like when it's cold out. I like when it gets dark, but like
[01:42:30] Not at nine o'clock you mean to grow. What's the season after winter?
[01:42:35] Is that autumn or is that spring?
[01:42:39] Spring spring is the best season in my opinion like January February, but their fame base
[01:42:46] Bigger and bigger ultimately also achieving streaming wait January's low key winter now or give the year above other groups
[01:42:52] even as big as A.M.P.
[01:42:54] And the P.P.O. goes to...
[01:42:56] Phase Cleans.
[01:42:57] Woooooo!
[01:42:59] Ha ha ha!
[01:43:03] People told us we were dumb, people told me I was ruined in phase,
[01:43:06] people asked me,
[01:43:07] Who the f*** is Lacy?
[01:43:08] Who the f*** is Blackboy Max?
[01:43:09] They were all the, who the f*** is Silky?
[01:43:14] Who the f*** is Jason the Wayne?
[01:43:16] Guess now they know.
[01:43:18] Damn!
[01:43:19] And even though it only seemed like things could go up from this point forward, with
[01:43:24] them moving into a new house and reaching new individual milestones left and right,
[01:43:29] that would ultimately prove to not be the case whatsoever, as things for Faze would
[01:43:32] quickly start to go majorly downhill.
[01:43:35] In early 2025, Banks would start pushing a growing crypto project called MLG.
[01:43:40] This coin would get so big in fact that it would reach over a hundred million dollars
[01:43:44] Mark, I'm not even getting, I don't even want to talk about crypto.
[01:43:49] You capped. However,
[01:43:50] controversy would begin to start very quickly after it would blow up,
[01:43:53] as banks would decide to go on Aiden Ross's stream to help promote it.
[01:43:57] Advising Aiden on how he should invest in crypto.
[01:43:59] They'd be careful what I say, because no, what I say,
[01:44:02] even though people talk about me liability wise,
[01:44:05] I might have to keep my mouth shut for a second and also giving the
[01:44:08] audience insight on how they can make more money in the space.
[01:44:11] However, despite this, as the stream continued to go on, people began to suspect that Banks
[01:44:15] was simply in this stream to try and do a rugpool on Aiden and his audience.
[01:44:20] And even though this wasn't 100% proven, the credibility on the coin would majorly
[01:44:24] dip shortly after this stream happened, leading many people to sell and the coin to essentially
[01:44:28] go to zero.
[01:44:29] And despite throughout this entire stream, the coin looking like a major scam come
[01:44:33] from Thay's banks and the rest of his friends, Banks would decide to not take
[01:44:36] any accountability for the coin dropping at all.
[01:44:39] Instead, blaming the entire thing on Aiden, where leaked screenshots were shown, Aiden
[01:44:50] fucked this entire thing up, further leading to an entire fallout between Faze Banks and
[01:44:54] Aiden Ross.
[01:44:55] Now you might be thinking how this applies to Faze at all.
[01:44:58] Well, this entire situation did have a very negative effect on how Faze was viewed, and
[01:45:02] it's how the company that acquired Faze felt about Banks being the person running
[01:45:06] it.
[01:45:07] essentially be forced to step down. Making a tweet stating, I've never scammed anyone a day in my
[01:45:12] f***ing life. And part of the reason it exists is because my phase name is so easily farmed and
[01:45:17] manipulated. The fact this is affecting the guys at all is whack. So for the time being, I'm gonna be-
[01:45:22] Yeah, there was like a point where no matter what, like whatever banks, excuse me, whatever
[01:45:28] bonks did, um, just because you know, liability legally, whatever bonks did, um,
[01:45:34] You know what I'm saying? It would go on us. Like it would go on us. So we just had this look stepping away from not only phase
[01:45:39] But all this internet shit. It's destroying my life inside and outs sucks my entire life gets real in over some months
[01:45:45] I'll never you'll never catch me tweeting
[01:45:48] I didn't even maybe I'll tweet like sorry
[01:45:51] But I wish I could say I'll be back
[01:45:54] But I don't really know if I will then to make matters even worse
[01:45:57] Playpoint Max would decide to also leave the day this happened was like the cherry on the top of like everything, bro
[01:46:03] I remember like banks quote-unquote or excuse me bonks quote-unquote stepped away from
[01:46:10] past and like bro then
[01:46:14] Max left past bro like
[01:46:19] Team completely off the wind going live and creating a video on his YouTube channel titled I left phase clan
[01:46:25] I was here and echoed my bad, but yes, I'm leaving phase like I just say I can't
[01:46:30] I'm leaving phase, but I am leaving and I'm ready to you know embark on my journey
[01:46:36] work the hardest I ever have in my career to do whatever I got to do to make
[01:46:39] five-star the biggest shit possible make myself the biggest shit possible just
[01:46:44] keep working was trolling during this we have for the past four years anyone
[01:46:47] that's been watching me for a while yeah I know I was never like I always say
[01:46:52] There's old clips where y'all niggas thought I got got because I'm like I never joined a group never doing a group
[01:46:57] We said and I'm gonna be honest
[01:46:58] It's one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life to in phase like for sure
[01:47:03] It's all my face bros like I just should change my life
[01:47:06] I'm gonna keep it a bug again, and I know it's this shit probably hanging out like what the fuck this I didn't know
[01:47:10] We're like we got all this shit coming up
[01:47:12] But it's some shit that was sitting with me for a little that I really had to battle in my head
[01:47:18] I'm gonna keep it a buck just figure out what's going on
[01:47:22] Like I said, I can't really go in there for under details and shit that happened behind the scenes or whatever
[01:47:28] So yeah, and I know that's always going there is like it's gonna feel like a gap of information like
[01:47:35] Everyday like 365 or whatever like doing like hardcore IRL content and then also have to deal with this
[01:47:41] It was so insane bro. I give him props
[01:47:43] I don't know how he dealt with all this shit, but the internet was on his I mean they still are but the internet was
[01:47:47] just on his ass
[01:47:49] It was like actually kind of nuts, bro
[01:47:53] Now apologize to y'all for that now when this initially happened
[01:47:56] It was incredibly concerning because plot point max was one of the most popular members of phase at this point
[01:48:01] So him leaving completely out of nowhere was a major red flag in the first major hint that something deeper was going on behind the scenes
[01:48:08] However, despite this phase would still continue getting bigger going on to do the second installment of the phase
[01:48:13] Okay, second sub with done. I mean they're gonna talk about it
[01:48:16] I don't think the second sub of done was bad, but I just think our focus was too much on subs
[01:48:19] Like me included, like me.
[01:48:21] Sub-a-thon.
[01:48:22] Are you guys to say it's ass is kind of crazy?
[01:48:24] Definitely was not ass.
[01:48:25] Like, I think that's just like hating.
[01:48:28] With undoubtedly much greater production value than the first installment.
[01:48:31] Like, if you think about it, like, there still was really, really great segments.
[01:48:34] We all hit 100k.
[01:48:35] We had 1 to 7 on the leaderboard of Sub-a-thon.
[01:48:38] Like, it's...
[01:48:39] In fact, this time around, every single member of the group
[01:48:42] would end up reaching 100,000 Twitch subscribers.
[01:48:45] Going on to once again win the award
[01:48:46] for best streamer organization of the year in 2025. And it really did seem like they
[01:48:51] were the most unstoppable group in streaming. Until it was until things would begin to
[01:48:56] fall apart once again. Now it's important to make sure that the worst night ever won
[01:49:02] that award that same night. And chin that shortly after FaZe was established, a guy
[01:49:06] named Matt Kalish who's one of the heads of draft kings would decide to invest $11
[01:49:11] million into the group. And this was proportionally why FaZe was able to get higher production
[01:49:16] value streams, massive houses and everything like that for essentially free on their ends.
[01:49:21] I'll be honest with you bro, Matt Kalish was never, I could confidently say this by the way,
[01:49:25] and you don't have to owe this, you don't have to do anything. I'll be honest with you, Matt
[01:49:28] Kalish was never the issue. Matt Kalish all he wanted to do, no troll, was support us. There
[01:49:34] was other people that were issues, but Kalish didn't really have a problem. I'll be honest
[01:49:38] with you, no troll. I'm not gonna say any names but I mean it's pretty easy to pick up but
[01:49:42] Kailish was not the problem like Kailish all he wanted to do was just support us
[01:49:46] But then it just ended up becoming like a business which obviously at the end of the day a business wants to make money
[01:49:51] And I don't think he's wrong for that and I said this before
[01:49:54] And benefit from it in every way shape or form as as far as we know every streamer was able
[01:50:00] To keep all their revenue
[01:50:02] Why did you use that fucking photo of me to keep all of their red?
[01:50:06] Like everyone has a normal photo the new and Matt Kailish and all the other investors
[01:50:12] were only losing money as time went on.
[01:50:14] In fact, this was around the same time that Matt launched Hardsco,
[01:50:18] which was marketed as a media company designed to give independent creators access to C-suite capabilities,
[01:50:24] including help and tools around strategy, creative assets, production, social media, distribution,
[01:50:30] and commercialization to help them build their media companies.
[01:50:33] Going on to list each and every one of the phase boys.
[01:50:36] Going on to use the stats from their recent sub-a-thon to help promote the company.
[01:50:40] However, it was becoming clear that having FaZe under their wing was becoming more and more unprofitable.
[01:50:45] And in order to keep all the FaZe boys in the group, they would need to take a certain cut every month from their revenue.
[01:50:51] Which we can only presume they would inevitably decline.
[01:50:54] So by the way, I just want to say this.
[01:50:55] Um, for anyone saying before, like, like, let's see how I can speak on this.
[01:50:59] Oh, should have done this, should have done that, whatever. People were hating on us saying we didn't want to do anything.
[01:51:04] Uh, core is completely in the green right now with employees, with rent, uh, with content, etc.
[01:51:09] We're completely in the green like we're so far in the green like it's insane
[01:51:13] They're honest with you as that's like how quickly it could be when you like work properly together
[01:51:18] I'm not the face clean account would go on to unfollow everybody and each and every one of the phase members
[01:51:24] Oh my god to make remembers this day, but this was probably like the most insane day at one point like stop lying
[01:51:30] I'm not gonna lie at all. I don't want to speak too much on everyone's stuff
[01:51:35] But I think these can tell you how much
[01:51:38] I think this could tell you what's paying for what bro. I'm gonna be honest with you the YouTube alone
[01:51:43] I think it's like it's not business that everyone should know but
[01:51:47] But this shit alone is paying for like everything in the house like if we needed to like if we wanted to rent employees
[01:51:57] Cleaners electricity water anything bro because of you guys bro watching the videos AC go fuck yourself
[01:52:05] Who remembers this day though, bro?
[01:52:09] This was the craziest day ever.
[01:52:11] Retweets.
[01:52:12] Stating that they left the team, and some of them, like ADAPT going on to-
[01:52:15] Yo, ADAPT's street was nuts.
[01:52:17] That's how you know though it was fucked, bro.
[01:52:20] 14 years.
[01:52:21] Sometimes I forget how long it was part of this.
[01:52:23] 14?
[01:52:24] That's not silky.
[01:52:25] This is motherfucker.
[01:52:28] Is this not?
[01:52:29] Who the fuck is that?
[01:52:31] Who the fuck is that?
[01:52:34] Each and every one of the phase members would go on to make their own separate tweets stating that they left the team
[01:52:40] And some of them like adapts going on to list the reason why 14 years over half of my life
[01:52:46] I'd be lying if I said this didn't hurt, but it had to be done
[01:52:49] Thank you to everyone who's been a part of this journey
[01:52:52] The best is yet to come to which all the phase boys would go live together
[01:52:56] Oh my god, so cute with these slides underneath
[01:52:58] Dude, this is such a crazy day. Yo people really didn't think this was real
[01:53:02] Were you guys the people that thought that this wasn't real like, you know, it's crazy
[01:53:06] This is the one thing that I wish I documented for my documentary
[01:53:09] I never documented this but I wish I did bro the night that we all decided this was insane
[01:53:15] I remember we were probably honest with you at the end of the day
[01:53:17] We were like we were trying to make it work
[01:53:18] But we were arguing like we were trying to figure out cuz bro. It's a big step
[01:53:22] It's a fucking big step restarting man like holy shit, Rob. It's called this even like
[01:53:28] This was a risk, bro.
[01:53:30] In a stream, giving a brief explanation
[01:53:32] on why they decided to leave.
[01:53:34] A week ago, we all stopped streaming
[01:53:36] during the last day of our...
[01:53:38] Nah, you know what's crazy?
[01:53:39] People still thought we were trolling during this.
[01:53:41] I thought that we were doing.
[01:53:42] We did really...
[01:53:44] Like, I know a lot of people thought,
[01:53:45] oh, we're trying to make this a joke or whatever.
[01:53:46] That's never been the thing.
[01:53:47] There's a lot of stuff that's happening.
[01:53:49] We have decided...
[01:53:50] Holy haircut.
[01:53:51] Yo, maybe pay attention to the video, dumbasses.
[01:53:55] as a group, that obviously it was at our best intention
[01:53:59] to leave face-climbing.
[01:54:02] So, all the speculations that like,
[01:54:05] oh, this is like an announcement,
[01:54:07] or this is something that we planned.
[01:54:09] Yo, I'll be honest with you,
[01:54:11] and this is for me and my community.
[01:54:12] First of all, I wanna say thank you guys
[01:54:13] for like always supporting me.
[01:54:15] Oh, just typing V, nice, nice.
[01:54:18] I'm trying to be sentimental,
[01:54:19] and then you guys just put a fucking V
[01:54:20] in the chat from my hair line.
[01:54:22] When I left phase, I genuinely thought it was over.
[01:54:25] Like I thought my career was going to go downhill.
[01:54:26] I'm going to be honest with you, genuinely serious.
[01:54:28] I thought my career was going to go downhill.
[01:54:30] This was not planned and this is just some things that we came to terms and yeah,
[01:54:35] we are leaving Facebook.
[01:54:37] And then adapted.
[01:54:38] Question mark, stop lying.
[01:54:39] I mean bro, think about it.
[01:54:41] My come up was with phase and everyone in the group.
[01:54:45] When I lost it, I was like, oh, okay.
[01:54:47] That's just going to go down over and over and over.
[01:54:49] That's how anyone would think.
[01:54:50] Imagine you're two years of coming back and coming up.
[01:54:53] Excuse me is with that name and then you leave it. It's like, bro. That's all I thought I was like, oh, okay
[01:54:58] I want to say that even though they're not in phase anymore
[01:55:00] Nothing is gonna change from the viewer perspective as they're all gonna continue collaborating together
[01:55:05] Living in the same house and everything like that. I'm so glad Marlon joined dead serious
[01:55:10] You know y'all can hate Marlon say whatever you want about him this dude Marlon was paying rents in this house
[01:55:17] By the way in this house for a stream room. He was paying
[01:55:21] rent just to help us. I don't know people who know that. I think we've said that before. Bro,
[01:55:26] Marlon was paying rent in this house just to help us because we had so much more bullshit we were
[01:55:32] dealing with and like to string with, bro, he wanted to be a part of this. He didn't care
[01:55:36] about anything. He genuinely just wanted to be a part of something and he showed so much
[01:55:41] support, bro. I'm not even kidding. Like this core shit would have not been possible without
[01:55:44] Mark like, bro, he, right. He's a team player. People always say like, oh, he's bigger
[01:55:49] than the program, whatever, like he could go do this.
[01:55:51] Bro, I'm telling you, Marlon cares a lot about this group.
[01:55:55] Like, he's like one of the first people there
[01:55:57] for the YouTube videos, for ideas, anything.
[01:56:00] Like, he's there, bro.
[01:56:01] He's a team blier, seriously.
[01:56:02] And it does help that me and him are the best looking.
[01:56:05] Yeah, I mean, everything that Ron said is true.
[01:56:08] The main thing I wanted to let y'all know
[01:56:11] is cause seeing everyone leave online, like one by one,
[01:56:15] it looks crazy, and you guys don't know a lot
[01:56:18] of what is happening behind the scenes, but what I can say, what I will add to that is that
[01:56:23] nothing is going to change from the viewers perspective.
[01:56:26] I'll be honest with you, this was the best break of my life though.
[01:56:28] Oh my god, bro, when we all left, bro, I took like a week and a half off, I felt like a fucking
[01:56:33] bro, I felt like alive, bro, I took a week off, and I was like, damn bro, life's good, man,
[01:56:38] I could just relax. And then the first day back, I got scared, but then it was fucking
[01:56:43] LeBron's birthday, who remembers?
[01:56:44] Perspective, from the chess perspective.
[01:56:46] No, I will I will be honest though. It's weird taking like a couple of days off of stream
[01:56:50] Okay, taking one day off of streaming
[01:56:52] I feel fine when I take like three or four days off
[01:56:55] I start to really miss you guys because I just miss seeing emotes bro
[01:56:58] And that's what like worries me that one day
[01:57:00] I'm gonna get so old that I don't know what to do without a chat like bro in my peripheral
[01:57:04] Peripheral of my eye. I just see emotes bro
[01:57:07] Like I was daydreaming about a minion spitting popcorn. Oh may 32 like bro. I was I swear
[01:57:13] Well, I was addicted with our dynamic like we are all still rocking with each other. We're all staying
[01:57:18] I had dirt Ron Lacey Jason silky case on rails like we're all still doing our thing collectively and working on our own thing
[01:57:27] Moving forward and still gonna be a part of each other's contents
[01:57:30] I like everyone's going in over here and doing their solo thing over here and doing their solo thing
[01:57:35] Well, there was gonna be a point where we all lived separately and we got like a house to create just content
[01:57:40] Like we're no one lives there still doing what exactly we were doing before
[01:57:44] Just not underneath those four letters anymore. Huh, it hurts. It hurts me
[01:57:50] I think I love it more than everyone else, but I feel like it had to be done
[01:57:54] who remembers the classic clicker
[01:57:57] Back and forth and too much stress over the months a lot of things you guys don't know about and I do think that this will be
[01:58:04] And then Lacey going on to say that even though there's a lot of hate and negativity going
[01:58:13] on, they were not going to fit into any of it, only trying to figure out how they would
[01:58:22] push forward.
[01:58:33] Scorpy out too, you made the video bro.
[01:58:52] Though with the phase guys ultimately leaving the group and everything like that, of course
[01:58:56] phase banks would have some things to say about the situation.
[01:58:59] I have nothing to do with what's going on at phase clan right now.
[01:59:02] I left four months ago and I have moved on with my life.
[01:59:05] Unfortunate to see.
[01:59:06] Wishing everyone involved the best.
[01:59:08] If there's anything I can do to help, I'm here.
[01:59:11] Nobody loves FaZe more than me.
[01:59:13] To which then, he would post a video on Twitter.
[01:59:15] Oh my God.
[01:59:17] Now, I realistically could say stuff
[01:59:20] because he says stuff all the time about us,
[01:59:22] but I'm not.
[01:59:24] But man, this was a night.
[01:59:25] Exposing this was such a funny night.
[01:59:28] FaZe Clan and many of its members.
[01:59:30] What a terrible day.
[01:59:32] What a terrible year.
[01:59:34] I left face five months ago and this wasn't for a narrative, this wasn't for the camera,
[01:59:38] this wasn't for Twitter, this was very, very real.
[01:59:41] It was off the, uh, off the heels of some Twitter drama and the boys were, you know,
[01:59:47] getting blown up in their comms and in their chats and as we all know in this world wacky,
[01:59:53] strange world of streaming, that's really all that matters.
[01:59:57] streamers all of them every last one of them are forced to appeal to their
[02:00:02] columns and their chats and you guys that us tell me to go live I've seen
[02:00:07] someone DM me tell me to go live or they're gonna kill themselves and I just
[02:00:09] are spawning with a picture of like speed like wide-speed labor like but I'll
[02:00:14] take as many time as I want off Twitter if they don't lose viewers but they
[02:00:18] don't need to get paid financially to their career and this has a huge effect
[02:00:23] and who their friends are, who they're in relationships with, all of it, everything.
[02:00:27] And then, Banks would go on to state that without him, this new phase era would have never been as big as it gots.
[02:00:32] In fact, without him, it would-
[02:00:33] In my opinion, no matter who you are, I'm not even talking about, uh, bonks, um,
[02:00:40] I think if you try to take full accountability and credit for something, for creating something,
[02:00:45] that's not a good character trait. Like, I think if you did something for some people,
[02:00:49] that you should just let that be and it it's said if it's done you know I'm saying like
[02:00:54] if you did something the world can just reward you and everyone be like oh yeah he did it but
[02:00:57] like saying that you did like you did everything is just like I don't know that's like where it
[02:01:02] becomes like you start to lose people. I would have never even existed in the first place.
[02:01:06] All this drama is created. I'm not talking about banks I'm talking about bonks.
[02:01:10] And we get on a call five months ago and the guys are like listen we're over the drama
[02:01:14] we think it's best if you just like publicly step down from face just to cool down the drama
[02:01:19] online. I reacted very emotionally to this. I was obviously took it very personally and
[02:01:25] was offended because again, I used my entire network, every dollar that I've ever made,
[02:01:30] everything that I've ever had, this brand that I built, I used all of it as leverage
[02:01:34] to start these guys as a content group and to kick this shit off with the sole goal
[02:01:38] and intent to bring phase back to the top, which we did. We did that all.
[02:01:43] And I think banks did a good job at that. You know what I'm saying? I do.
[02:01:47] collectively. Over the last two years, FaZe has won Orga the Year twice and yeah, I was the first
[02:01:54] guy in the room. These guys would have never lived in the house together if it wasn't for me. These
[02:01:58] guys are all at minimum 10 times the size in terms of audience and platform now as before they
[02:02:06] joined FaZe. These guys have all made millions and millions and millions of dollars in the last
[02:02:11] two years and none of them could ever dispute the fact. Max just said to himself on his
[02:02:16] And then he would say that the reason why it was one of the worst decisions of his life
[02:02:44] is because even though he invested so much of his money, time, and resources into rebuilding
[02:02:49] FaZe and everything like that, he essentially got pushed out of it entirely, and never made
[02:02:54] a dollar from it past this new FaZe era.
[02:02:56] I gave up my entire adult life to this.
[02:02:59] I have put myself in millions and millions and millions of dollars in debt.
[02:03:03] I have never made not one singular dollar outside of my salary via FaZe.
[02:03:10] Not selling it, not buying it, raising money.
[02:03:12] I've just put myself further and further in debt.
[02:03:14] Yeah, I think phase to acquire and all the costs
[02:03:18] for these guys' careers over the last two years,
[02:03:20] I think ballparked 40 million bucks.
[02:03:22] And I think-
[02:03:24] By the way, that number, actually, let me just,
[02:03:27] nah, I'm not trying to be on the spot.
[02:03:29] Probably collectively, these guys have had to have
[02:03:30] probably made like 20 million in the last two years.
[02:03:33] Collectively, I would guess.
[02:03:35] I mean, not $1 that 20 million has ever gone back
[02:03:37] to phase, never mind me.
[02:03:39] And I just can't believe it.
[02:03:40] I can't believe I'm in this position now
[02:03:42] where people are calling for my head,
[02:03:43] people are wishing for my death.
[02:03:46] People are telling me I ruined phase.
[02:03:47] I ruined phase, guys.
[02:03:49] I ruined phase.
[02:03:49] I just wanna do it anyway.
[02:03:51] One say in anything that's gone on in the last five months
[02:03:53] and I settled a shit in the first quarter of the year.
[02:03:56] I had to be doing the phase group before.
[02:03:57] And this is where things would get fairly controversial.
[02:04:00] As Banks would go on to call out
[02:04:01] not only Plackboy Max,
[02:04:03] but also the rest of-
[02:04:04] Oh my God, that was probably the worst thing ever,
[02:04:05] leaking all those young-
[02:04:06] That was crazy.
[02:04:07] The phase group.
[02:04:07] Four, being incredibly ungrateful and selfish
[02:04:10] and claiming that they are the best actors on planet earth, only pretending to be friends
[02:04:14] so they can benefit off each other and build their careers even further.
[02:04:18] I just watched some clips from this Blackboy Max stream where he's playing a lap track
[02:04:22] over my tweet.
[02:04:24] Max, I know we've had our individual differences and I know I haven't really seen eye to
[02:04:32] eye with a lot of the talent because truthfully and honestly, I find you guys all to be
[02:04:36] incredibly ungrateful.
[02:04:37] I find you guys all have insane egos, and I think it's disgusting and makes me sick to my stomach that your guys's
[02:04:43] Relationships with each other and with every other streamer and your community included is so incredibly fake
[02:04:47] You guys are the best actors on planet earth, and you've made a complete career out of all of it max
[02:04:53] These are the same guys that said they hated your guts after you left and yeah
[02:04:59] You're the program
[02:05:01] You're trying to stop this and that and also like max multiple conversations about ron's contents cringe
[02:05:07] And you guys didn't quit the debt none of you guys right waste your Jason in the beginning
[02:05:11] You guys didn't want these guys to live anywhere near you barely wanted to share a brand with them
[02:05:15] But phase was gonna find the Miami house for you rage still be pace on so
[02:05:19] We'll take what we can get and then it all worked and we forced this relationship
[02:05:24] And I was called a week then I was told that I was ready over for sure gonna end up on the pop this
[02:05:29] There's hey, but I just wish actually I don't care, but like sometimes I wish I year we in five more years
[02:05:37] Okay, so now two years later it might have been the best thing that ever happened
[02:05:40] So you understand why I'm sitting here, and I'm frustrated
[02:05:43] I would hope I would hope anyone watching could sit here and understand why I would be frustrated off
[02:05:49] The entire hate mob is coming after me on Christmas my first Christmas without my mom when all I've ever wanted to do
[02:05:56] While there were a lot of people who took Banks's side in this situation, there were
[02:06:18] also a lot of people who didn't, and would state that Banks only made this response to
[02:06:22] try and form sympathy from the viewers, and claimed that all the success that the members
[02:06:26] received during this era was all because of him.
[02:06:29] And even though I don't believe that to be true, we also have to understand that without
[02:06:32] banks, this new phase era would have never happened.
[02:06:35] These people likely wouldn't have been able to get these houses, do these subathons, win
[02:06:40] org of the year.
[02:06:41] Would they have been friends and collaborated and would they have gotten as big as they
[02:06:44] did?
[02:06:45] Probably, because they are still incredibly talented creators.
[02:06:48] But this is nothing that we haven't credited.
[02:06:49] Like we've said before, I think most people in this house have not all, I mean maybe
[02:06:53] I'm wrong. We've all said that like being put in that house helped us like without a bow
[02:06:59] Is and likely still would have succeeded even without faith
[02:07:02] Yo, so I put in this V is but that still doesn't take away from the fact that banks helped them out tremendously
[02:07:07] And was a major contributing factor into why they became so successful in the end though after all this began to settle down
[02:07:14] The boys would officially create a brand new car by one of the greatest days ever
[02:07:18] This was the biggest risk we ever took bro
[02:07:21] you understand like
[02:07:23] This was dead ass the biggest this was the biggest risk we ever took now a lot of y'all yeah risk question mark
[02:07:30] Um, yeah, because y'all have no clue what went behind the scenes
[02:07:33] And that's why I have a documentary and that's why I documented every single thing because I knew to be a is like this
[02:07:38] And you guys will see it at the end of the year. I've documented meetings. I've documented the creation of this
[02:07:44] Uh, the word bro. I literally documented the word core when we created it by the way
[02:07:49] It's all on film everything. So eventually you guys will see it
[02:07:51] I don't know when I want to drop it maybe at the end of the year maybe at the end of next year
[02:07:55] But it's not as simple as you guys think of just creating something patent having a half by the way
[02:08:01] We got denied every single house in the world
[02:08:04] That was one reason why this almost didn't work out and 10 group called core standing
[02:08:09] I have nothing to explain to people if you want to have your own imagination
[02:08:11] Go ahead and for create own run everything receiving over a hundred thousand followers on Twitter a hundred case subscribers
[02:08:19] Guys destroyed everything by the way like the amount of support you guys do is actually like unreal
[02:08:24] Like the more I think about it like it's not I wouldn't even say it's like a blessing like I would just say it's like
[02:08:30] I don't even know it's like a bubble blessing like bro. You guys support so much on like every single thing
[02:08:37] It's insane every single thing that we do it could be it won't be anything
[02:08:41] Like you see within seven hours in getting a giant mega. Yeah, I want pardon
[02:08:46] At one point it was called, you know, we were called Marlin one edition to be called
[02:08:51] I think it was Marlin and Lacey or Marlin and Jason, but I wanted this to be called the housemates, bro
[02:09:00] Like bro standing for create own run everything receiving over a hundred thousand followers
[02:09:05] I'm a hundred K subscribers on YouTube within seven hours and getting a giant mega mansion in Calabasas
[02:09:12] And even though Plackboy Max decided to not join this group due to him likely wanting to
[02:09:17] just go on his own solo journey and everything like that, Marlin would instead join the group
[02:09:21] who was already heavily affiliated with the phase group even before it ended.
[02:09:25] And even though Banks implied in his previous response that he was done talking about any
[02:09:29] of this situation, he would still decide to comment about this in a response on his
[02:09:33] new stream.
[02:09:34] The boys just lauged.
[02:09:35] Bro, I'm not even trying to be that guy,
[02:09:37] I'm gonna be the guy just for a second.
[02:09:39] Bro, like it kind of confuses me,
[02:09:41] but like I always see him say positive things about me.
[02:09:45] And then I'll see a next clip of just nonstop talking, bro.
[02:09:48] Like, before this video that I just reacted to,
[02:09:52] I don't talk about him anymore.
[02:09:53] I don't make jokes, like I stopped, right?
[02:09:56] At least I tried to as much as I can,
[02:09:57] but like, I don't know, every time I see this,
[02:09:59] like a group and they have 34.
[02:10:02] And I think he's doing guys doing his own thing now.
[02:10:04] and they launched it with this.
[02:10:06] They're re-branding themselves as the core boys,
[02:10:08] and they just moved into a new house.
[02:10:09] This is happening live in real time.
[02:10:11] And it stands for create, own, run, everything,
[02:10:13] which is cute and it's in line with like the
[02:10:15] and the phase shit, whatever.
[02:10:18] It's ironic though, because this picture,
[02:10:19] you guys gotta keep it a beam.
[02:10:21] This picture is a recreated phase picture.
[02:10:24] This is the picture that we had
[02:10:25] as like our YouTube avi for a while.
[02:10:27] And I constructed this picture on set.
[02:10:29] Like I told them all like crowd in
[02:10:31] and make this picture and we took a picture, whatever.
[02:10:33] Like I directed this picture to be how we brand on socials because I didn't think a phase logo made sense
[02:10:38] I wanted to brand it with these guys. It's just
[02:10:41] And honestly listen like the last guys that yeah, yeah besides besides besides Marlin
[02:10:47] These guys look happy man to be honest with me like Alex is the best it looks like he's been working his balls off
[02:10:52] It looks exhausted
[02:10:54] Super happy
[02:10:56] Lacey looks trim silky looks like silky Marlin's handsome and Ron's honestly a generational talent
[02:11:02] And you know it was a good run and again, I'm seeing this in real time. I wish them nothing but the best
[02:11:07] genuinely what a good day all around and
[02:11:11] Yeah, it's clear that at this point majority of the internet does not fuck with banks for him seemingly continuing to try to take credit
[02:11:17] For this group's success. However despite this they've still been doing incredibly well all over social media with their new channel
[02:11:24] Averaging millions of you. This isn't saying we never thought this was gonna do like this. I'm gonna be honest with you. I
[02:11:28] I never thought this channel would do this good like that ass like I didn't even know YouTube could be like this
[02:11:34] I don't point I brought this is like nuts
[02:11:36] People out there that probably watch our YouTube and they don't even know we stream like that's how big it's gone
[02:11:42] Like I'm not even kidding
[02:11:45] Like I it's no you'd be surprised like I you know many people come up to me and say yo
[02:11:51] I love your YouTube videos so many people don't watch my stream. I realized like it's kind of nuts
[02:11:56] Like there's so many people who just watch YouTube. It's insanity like it's insane, bro
[02:12:03] The video and passing the face channel and subscribers reaching in 15 video
[02:12:09] Over a million within only around three months of it releasing despite this if you guys went on to enjoy today's video
[02:12:15] They do be sure to drop a listen. I mean, this was an alright video. I'll be honest with you. It's okay now
[02:12:21] Now, could we have, what was the phase was only holding back?
[02:12:25] I don't know, do y'all think phase was holding us?
[02:12:27] I mean, easy AF was holding us back?
[02:12:30] I don't know.
[02:12:31] Jinxie still can't escape.
[02:12:32] What the fuck is this?
[02:12:39] Yeah, I don't know.
[02:12:41] I don't know.
[02:12:42] Hopefully we're not on the pod,
[02:12:43] but we probably will be, so,
[02:12:44] jeech to that, bro.
[02:12:46] Jeech to fucking that.
[02:12:47] Um, yeah.
[02:12:49] Good video.
[02:12:51] Burger vs. Jinxie.
[02:12:53] Why am I li-
[02:13:03] It's like, you're so cringe.
[02:13:05] Why is my name Burger and why am I going into ball riot?
[02:13:09] Wait, outlaw, was this on my stream or was this edited in?
[02:13:17] I would hope this is edited in, there's no way you did this.
[02:13:24] Jason reacted to this.
[02:13:25] Stay with Ronaldo, Jason Loween, Silky, Marlon, Lacey, and a death.
[02:13:30] Look at this.
[02:13:32] Eight minutes.
[02:13:35] This one was trash.
[02:13:39] None of them are out of team long term.
[02:13:41] Yeah, I'm gonna get up this.
[02:13:43] Oh, it was Ragebate, just trash.
[02:13:46] It's horrible.
[02:13:48] Geech.
[02:13:50] Geech.
[02:13:51] This is a glitch for Twitch.
[02:13:55] What in the fuck is this?
[02:14:03] Welcome, everyone.
[02:14:04] Today, we're taking a look
[02:14:06] at part of what we've been building for our next update.
[02:14:08] Locked and loaded, releasing September 2nd.
[02:14:12] And what you're about to see is over a year's worth of work.
[02:14:15] Brother, what is this? School shooter? Like, what is this? It's scary!
[02:14:20] This is way too realistic.
[02:14:22] And in this devlog, we'll focus on animations.
[02:14:26] Loadout-
[02:14:27] It's like for school shooters. It's a threat-ass game, bro. It's like a ratify-ass game. I'm not gonna lie.
[02:14:31] Outs. UI. And gadgets. So let's get right into it.
[02:14:35] Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no.
[02:14:39] I live before loading it. Even I-
[02:14:41] What's wrong with me? You want me to play a game where it looks realistic that I'm murdering people?
[02:14:47] Breathe!
[02:14:49] You replaced three.
[02:14:50] Yeah put question marks for me. Some of y'all might have issues in this chat.
[02:14:55] I'm to the cylinder, and you're reloading all eight rounds.
[02:15:00] Oh it's a game.
[02:15:01] Every single sequence has its own timing, it's own movements.
[02:15:05] you
[02:15:35] you
[02:16:05] you
[02:16:35] you
[02:17:05] you
[02:18:05] I'm not going to beat it bro this bone though no there might be just feel like we're pretty good
[02:18:16] what's up dude what you got going on um whole lot of nothing i'm just reacting some
[02:18:20] shit i'm catching up it's on time with disabled yep now what i'm reacting to gta 6 my first time
[02:18:27] reacting to it i never reacted to it the full 26 minute thing i never saw it i neither i
[02:18:33] Stop putting hard eyes in the chat for me, bro. Please y'all gotta stop wait. They love you
[02:18:37] I know y'all got to stop bro like dead serious man
[02:18:41] It's like a shit that annoys me bro. I'm just trying to be normal trying to chill
[02:18:45] You can't because your whole chat is brah. I'm telling those BAM in that same
[02:18:50] Emotional I know bro. What you doing today?
[02:18:53] Part wheel cartwheel yeah this morning. I'm landed a thing one
[02:18:57] I'm streaming streaming.
[02:19:04] It's hard to do both.
[02:19:06] All right.
[02:19:07] Um, you're working right now.
[02:19:09] Yeah.
[02:19:10] Well, I'm streaming.
[02:19:11] Are we are we still doing the, uh, the, the Malibu thing?
[02:19:14] Sunday.
[02:19:15] Are you confirmed?
[02:19:16] Yeah.
[02:19:17] I'm just, if it's hot as fuck.
[02:19:19] See, all this baby chat, this baby ass fucking dude, bro.
[02:19:22] Let me check out what the weather is going to be like.
[02:19:24] I mean, we could go, but if the shit overheats.
[02:19:27] Bro, it's gonna be 70, it might rain.
[02:19:29] That's good, that means no one's gonna be outside.
[02:19:31] We could try it, we just have to be prepared for our shit to get nuked.
[02:19:35] Bro, fuck a view count, make every view count.
[02:19:40] See, but we're now though.
[02:19:41] Wait till you wanna go Malibu.
[02:19:42] Yes.
[02:19:43] And then you wag it.
[02:19:43] Yes.
[02:19:44] We're operators.
[02:19:45] Yes.
[02:19:46] And then one more.
[02:19:47] Yes.
[02:19:49] It's a movie.
[02:19:51] Guys, that's my credit, bro.
[02:19:52] Sons, he stole it from me.
[02:19:53] I'm actually there.
[02:19:55] Can't wait for zombies marathon eyes emoji. Oh last time I tried playing zombies with the daft
[02:20:08] You're just a burger bro, like you're dead ass a fucking burger that's what happened
[02:20:12] Yo, can we do origins Easter egg or something Bob of the Dead Easter egg Bob of the Dead Easter egg dude something rough
[02:20:19] Probably going to the gym you see this shit like
[02:20:21] I might not digest this I might need to hide like you want me to do mouth to mouth. No, I could do mouth to mouth
[02:20:28] Just I could get the ass. Don't just let me go
[02:20:33] All right, I'm good. I don't know the gym. Yeah, they said I have lunch lady arms was that me
[02:20:38] It's not that bad that you see that you got
[02:20:41] Come on
[02:20:46] There's something there there's something there bro, there's something there
[02:20:51] I mean look
[02:20:54] It's coming in bro. Just give me some time, bro. Yeah, bro
[02:20:58] If you feel it look no no no weird shit like this touch it. I don't hold it. Hold it down right?
[02:21:04] It's up there. There's down there. Yeah horseshoe. I gotta I have a what do I have like it's where you point your elbow down
[02:21:11] And you could see like I don't think I've lost enough weight. Yeah, there's a horseshoe like it's like a muscle
[02:21:17] I don't think I've lost enough weight.
[02:21:18] Oh, you kind of do look.
[02:21:20] It's where they know.
[02:21:21] Now, I know the chats going to say cap.
[02:21:23] I'm going to say cap.
[02:21:24] You can't want a couple of gym people told me like the trainers
[02:21:26] there, because like I talked to them.
[02:21:27] They know who I am.
[02:21:28] But they said I have good biceps genetics.
[02:21:30] Why did I say that?
[02:21:32] I mean, your biceps are good.
[02:21:33] Yeah.
[02:21:37] Just wait, Chad.
[02:21:38] I'm telling you right now, when I get that six pack,
[02:21:40] it's all about telling you.
[02:21:41] It's going to happen.
[02:21:42] Why don't you just do core 10 minutes a day?
[02:21:45] Is that easy?
[02:21:45] Well dude I already record YouTube videos for them.
[02:21:50] That is actually scamming, 30 minutes in why you're gonna go to ab workout.
[02:21:57] I'd rather take my own life.
[02:22:01] Ab workouts don't matter if I consume 15,000 calories a day.
[02:22:05] You mean I eat that much a day?
[02:22:08] I've been eating way less.
[02:22:09] I've been eating way less.
[02:22:10] How much do you eat a day?
[02:22:12] Only like 4,500.
[02:22:14] That's still a fucking lot. No, it's not that much five six. I'm five nine. I'm five nine one fifty
[02:22:22] It's not bad. That's not bad
[02:22:24] This morning though. I did have a little bit of a cheat. I had like 22. Oh you fat bitch. Oh
[02:22:30] My god, you fat fuck. That's half. Holy shit. You fat bitch. That's half of you
[02:22:38] Yo, you ready for streamer awards?
[02:22:40] Yeah, what what how should we pop out this year, bro? I'm not alive. Wait, who's got a theme in the chat?
[02:22:45] People could say it's boring, bro
[02:22:47] I generally think wearing straight tuxedos would be fire. We haven't done straight tux like just on some sexy shit
[02:22:54] We should look sexy. Well, every one was a different color though. What?
[02:22:59] Every like tux or suit. Yeah
[02:23:02] Off-white, that's not a bet off white suits. I would keep the off white
[02:23:05] Like James Bond vibes out that I think piggy blinders was the toughest
[02:23:11] 007 they're saying maybe power Rangers power Rangers
[02:23:16] Bro, did you see so happened the doomsday week? No, bro
[02:23:19] I don't mean to kill spider-man and Batman comes out and dies to dr. Doom
[02:23:24] Can't be a relief. I swear. That's what they leaked it on Twitter
[02:23:30] Yeah, he came out of the portal. It was crazy
[02:23:32] easy. He put down like a, another portal and he, yeah.
[02:23:38] Yeah. Yep.
[02:23:41] Okay. So now what?
[02:23:43] Now I'm probably going to go back to reacting and then Bepsy
[02:23:45] wanted to go get these cards, but I don't know where it is.
[02:23:47] Which one?
[02:23:49] Basically, tongue, tongue, tongue to horde cards.
[02:23:54] You should get an archer box. They have new product.
[02:23:57] I just got a minute to path, patch, game board.
[02:24:00] I put a Jackson dark patch off stream. Yeah, is that a good player? He told me that I take a rare moment. He could be really good.
[02:24:11] He had a decent first year. He's alright. Ready? Guess this popular pose.
[02:24:21] Get a job, bro. See no, I don't want to get a job
[02:24:26] My mom tried to get me to get a job and I just want a trick shot and it's
[02:24:31] All I want to do still right here. You're so much your shot right 32 bro. So much rich. I saw your trick shot
[02:24:37] You could you could never yeah, I could never be excited to set up for you
[02:24:41] You told me to pay the dude. I already paid him. You could actually never hit a trick shot. I have hit a trick shot, bro
[02:24:46] Let me see where I've never seen a montage. You want to see a montage right about it?
[02:25:01] Did you hear that fix?
[02:25:16] What are you even doing I'm tarping something that you could never fucking do so stop being disrespect. Tell me that's what you'll throw behind a montage music you just building walls
[02:25:28] You just building boxes while people shoot at your boxes. Well, let's see who could build the coolest box
[02:25:34] I doubt I build the fastest box. I doubt look at my boxes a cone on it
[02:25:38] I can't get a cone on it.
[02:25:40] Look away.
[02:25:41] I can't edit out.
[02:25:42] I have to stream where you try to get the top rank on Fortnite.
[02:25:44] Not until you get the top rank.
[02:25:46] Top rank on Fortnite.
[02:25:48] Yeah.
[02:25:48] You can play a reload too, which you can respawn.
[02:25:50] It's like my surgeons.
[02:25:52] But there'll be four betas out.
[02:25:54] Yeah.
[02:25:54] No one is playing the new Call of Duty.
[02:25:56] You want to play one more?
[02:25:57] Hell no.
[02:25:58] That game is so ass.
[02:25:59] I cannot believe Lacey and Marlin are playing that.
[02:26:01] Honestly, Call of Duty went downhill after Black Ops 3 Cold War.
[02:26:06] That was the last...
[02:26:08] Fucking call the duty start wagging your tail with the first cross
[02:26:12] The eye to the
[02:26:15] You don't know shit about that
[02:26:18] All right, bro. Let's what's good. We need anything. I got a
[02:26:23] At least get one bite or whatever you're done constantly the leftovers
[02:26:31] Bro, please bro. I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten all day
[02:26:34] I haven't eaten all day, bro. I'm about to do it. Hold on. They're saying shirt pull. Oh, yeah fixing my shirt equals shirt pull
[02:26:43] You know, we've lost the context now, bro
[02:26:45] We lost the context that like this is just sad, bro
[02:26:47] This is just so sad fixing my shirt because it's wrinkly equals shirt pull. Fuck you guys
[02:26:54] Yo, did you see what's gonna happen on the new GTA?
[02:26:56] Tell the CEO we have to spark man says silky
[02:27:02] You know silky aren't you the guy who's never live when I'm awake? Yo go live now. We can all do something all three of us
[02:27:10] Oh instead of men in men in what is it called black men in black we do Oreo me you silky
[02:27:26] because I'm, it means Silky.
[02:27:29] Okay.
[02:27:32] Men in white!
[02:27:33] Oh my God, I mean, Silky just said that.
[02:27:37] I think if anything, we should all go live,
[02:27:40] go sit by the couch, set the camera up,
[02:27:42] and play the quiet game.
[02:27:45] You know my dad, when he was like really in my life,
[02:27:47] we used to do a game,
[02:27:48] and he would tell me to play dead fish,
[02:27:49] or if he'd be in a long car ride,
[02:27:51] he'd be like, oh, let's see how long
[02:27:52] you can act like a dead fish.
[02:27:53] And then he'd be like dead fish,
[02:27:54] and then I'd have to pretend I'm asleep for four hours.
[02:27:58] That's such a good tactic.
[02:27:59] My dad did the same thing.
[02:28:01] He said, all right, you get all me,
[02:28:03] my sister's gonna be like, we're gonna play the dollar game.
[02:28:05] Whoever stays quiet the longest gets a dollar.
[02:28:08] You fucking broke, bitch.
[02:28:10] You broke fuck, talking about quiet for a dollar.
[02:28:14] Is that not the best track though?
[02:28:16] To tell you, imagine you have a bunch of kids
[02:28:18] running around crying and bitching all day.
[02:28:21] My dad said, oh, one dollar, whoever.
[02:28:23] I wasn't I wasn't a kid who cried. I wasn't a kid who bitched. I was I was one of the cool kids back in school, too
[02:28:28] I was known as the jock. I was the popper kid
[02:28:31] Wait, I thought they put you inside of the cherry hit lockers. No, I used to go in a class with only three kids though
[02:28:37] That is true. Yeah, I know. It's okay. Was there more teachers? I had four teachers and then I um, I took a bus
[02:28:43] That was way shorter and it came directly to your front door
[02:28:48] Right, so it's normal. So it's normal, right? Everyone told me
[02:28:51] Everyone told me that that's not normal, so I'm confused four teachers. Yeah, I sometimes have four and a half
[02:29:02] Is adorable dude this dude graduated in 2015 god damn bro god fucking day
[02:29:13] 2015 that was fucking 17 years ago, but you fucking
[02:29:21] In 2015 I was shooting blanks out of my dick, bro.
[02:29:25] Like, what?
[02:29:26] I was watching RiceGum trying to fucking...
[02:29:30] One piece of clothing is one strip.
[02:29:31] Did you believe that he shipped himself in a box?
[02:29:34] Yes.
[02:29:35] Can't believe it.
[02:29:36] Shoot your bang here.
[02:29:37] He fooled me, bro.
[02:29:38] Hi, bro.
[02:29:39] Hi, bro.
[02:29:40] He done that or what?
[02:29:41] Let me see.
[02:29:42] Do you want to feel it?
[02:29:43] I can take one bite.
[02:29:44] Can I just do one bite?
[02:29:45] You're responsible.
[02:29:46] Yeah.
[02:29:47] Feel it I could take one bite guys to one bite you're responsible now. Oh, I mean, I'll just try one, but you're not sick, right?
[02:29:57] Maybe in the head, but what you know, I mean
[02:30:02] Bro chat bro, you just know on the chicken like you don't even eat it, bro
[02:30:11] Tony Stark, oh, yeah, Tony Jefferson
[02:30:15] You got Akazah back here? What do you know about Akazah?
[02:30:19] Oh, a lot.
[02:30:20] The fuck? Can you tell me about Akazah?
[02:30:25] That's where the four prisoners escaped the island. They remade it on Black Ops 2 for
[02:30:30] a zombie's mouth.
[02:30:31] Oh, that's Alcatraz. I'm talking about Akazah.
[02:30:34] Hit. This is Akazah.
[02:30:37] Hmm Arkazoff the return of tongue tongue tongue so whore
[02:30:42] Anime, that's where a demon slayer they kill the rock boss and the Titan comes out of nowhere and eats Aaron Yeager. Yep
[02:31:00] You were a warm hungry guy
[02:31:03] Have one bite
[02:31:07] Let's get this fucking guy go.
[02:31:09] Here you go.
[02:31:14] What do you want me to do with this?
[02:31:20] Arigato!
[02:31:21] I'm so ready to go to Japan, bro.
[02:31:23] What happens if I'm a robber and I hold a gun up at you?
[02:31:27] Okay!
[02:31:28] I can't do anything.
[02:31:30] What do you mean, bro?
[02:31:32] 2024, stable Ronaldo did that every time.
[02:31:34] Well, yeah, I'll be Austrian, though.
[02:31:36] True okay, you're chocolate a little more. Yeah, bro get on for real. Nope
[02:31:45] What
[02:31:51] What's that can you guys watch my can you guys watch my bear bricks while I go wash my hands nice
[02:32:06] I got a pain.
[02:32:08] I have a feet.
[02:32:10] I got a pain.
[02:32:12] I can't help you guys to hear this.
[02:32:14] If you don't, you scream or yell.
[02:32:16] Ready?
[02:32:18] We're on.
[02:32:20] We're on.
[02:32:22] We're on.
[02:32:24] We're on.
[02:32:26] We're on.
[02:32:28] We're on.
[02:32:30] We're on.
[02:32:32] ah
[02:32:34] ah
[02:32:36] ah
[02:32:38] ah
[02:32:40] ah
[02:32:42] oh, oh shit
[02:32:54] hold on
[02:33:02] burger
[02:33:14] Elmo moved so do you guys take me for a fucking burger king foot lettuce number
[02:33:20] nine
[02:33:25] bro do you think I give a fuck about this stupid fucking Elmo I don't give a
[02:33:30] a flying ship bro
[02:33:41] booby centers for a pick up sexy red and GTA will we be buying shut or no we
[02:33:47] going up run aside does anyone know if this is gonna be available on the Wii U
[02:34:00] I
[02:34:07] Said you see if we'll pick up or drop off pick up
[02:34:12] So at least the main characters are now
[02:34:19] Straight up first going right here. Where's the shoe store? Oh
[02:34:26] Do I hear Kodak
[02:34:30] Well, I have the story of my dog named Crud, who like almost killed my friend Bourg.
[02:34:42] This is gotta be a doll, right?
[02:34:43] Looks like it.
[02:34:44] Oh my god, knocking mechanics.
[02:34:48] Take my money, rockstar!
[02:34:53] What you want?
[02:34:54] Yo, running around?
[02:34:55] Nah, never heard of it.
[02:34:57] Yo, we're here to pick up the booby who the fuck is booby hold up
[02:35:11] Yo, right these two said it for booby already told that hold on now booby hold on
[02:35:16] He's serious and sent y'all over here right now. We're just here to collect man. Why ain't it come to let?
[02:35:22] You ain't asked yourself that okay. No, well the main
[02:35:27] My partner's off the grid right now, you feel me?
[02:35:30] Until I figure out what the fuck I am, what the fuck going on?
[02:35:34] We ain't holding pen right here.
[02:35:36] So who knows all this, right?
[02:35:37] Yeah, he fucking knows.
[02:35:38] Problem is he only worried about himself.
[02:35:44] Yo, punk.
[02:35:47] Let me tell y'all something.
[02:35:49] At this point, I really don't give a fuck.
[02:35:52] Hey, pack that shit up.
[02:35:54] Yo, Ray. It's him.
[02:35:56] Man, Ernesto, put on speaker phone.
[02:35:59] Ramon!
[02:35:59] Yo, Ernesto!
[02:36:00] Ramon, Ramon!
[02:36:01] What the fuck you at?
[02:36:03] Oye, mi hermano!
[02:36:04] We got a situation to happen.
[02:36:05] Me, huh?
[02:36:06] My friends on the test course were on their way.
[02:36:08] They said they're paying you a visit,
[02:36:09] so just let them take whatever they want, OK?
[02:36:13] The fuck you talking about?
[02:36:15] You know I got a nigga outside your mama house, right?
[02:36:17] Ramon, they're setting it very closely.
[02:36:19] Coward, oh.
[02:36:21] Ramon!
[02:36:23] What the fuck is that?
[02:36:24] Hey, Ramon!
[02:36:25] I'm trying to understand bro, my brain doesn't work this quick as y'all.
[02:36:37] What the fuck?
[02:36:38] It is what it is my friend.
[02:36:39] Oh shit.
[02:36:40] They're down.
[02:36:41] Yeah, I know.
[02:36:42] Oh gun mechanics.
[02:36:43] It is what it is, my friend.
[02:36:46] Oh, shit.
[02:36:47] Stay down.
[02:36:48] Yeah, I know.
[02:36:50] Oh, gun mechanics.
[02:36:54] Helicopter top left.
[02:36:56] Come on, we need to find a way out.
[02:36:58] We got Booby's bricks.
[02:37:00] Fuck, Booby.
[02:37:01] You gotta get out of here.
[02:37:02] His name, Booby, is so ass.
[02:37:04] Shock on top right.
[02:37:07] Why is this like 10 FPS? Am I tripping?
[02:37:13] Wait, this is 30 FPS? Wait, why can't you go to like 240?
[02:37:27] Wait, you're telling me the PS5 is almost a thousand dollars and it only goes to 30 FPS?
[02:37:32] What the fuck?
[02:37:33] Yo, we're getting scammed from these uncles, you whore dog!
[02:37:39] Can't you fucking handle a bunch of street push-ins?
[02:37:40] Hey man, this ain't even loaded!
[02:37:41] Oh, too bad!
[02:37:42] Yo!
[02:37:43] What the fuck?
[02:37:44] He's fucking Mendes.
[02:37:45] Yo, can you finish yours?
[02:37:46] No.
[02:37:47] No, I can't.
[02:37:48] I can't.
[02:37:49] I can't.
[02:37:50] I can't.
[02:37:51] I can't.
[02:37:52] I can't.
[02:37:53] I can't.
[02:37:54] I can't.
[02:37:55] I can't.
[02:37:56] I can't.
[02:37:57] I can't.
[02:37:58] I can't.
[02:37:59] Nope.
[02:38:00] You think he talks?
[02:38:02] No, he couldn't have.
[02:38:05] How come you all...
[02:38:07] They've got more cops coming up from downstairs.
[02:38:09] What do you guys think of this gameplay now?
[02:38:11] What do you think of this POV?
[02:38:12] What are you looking at?
[02:38:14] What the fuck y'all doing in here?
[02:38:16] Wanna hear all that outside?
[02:38:17] I don't wanna get stopped now.
[02:38:19] You found motherfuckers running up in my house?
[02:38:22] You are not allowed to just come and live.
[02:38:25] I have to tell them I'm trying to find something for some purpose.
[02:38:28] What game is it about a big Slim Jim there's Slim Jim's in the game okay now you've got
[02:38:52] me now you've got me bro oh my god look at the mechanics look look look look
[02:39:02] It's a mecha-chameleon! We see you, bro!
[02:39:14] Okay.
[02:39:16] ETA 7, 6.
[02:39:18] 6 down.
[02:39:19] One second.
[02:39:26] Hey.
[02:39:27] Hey, Jake.
[02:39:28] I bought this. What do you think?
[02:39:30] I can't buy my own clothes here.
[02:39:31] I don't know, close your eyes.
[02:39:32] Hold on now.
[02:39:33] Sure you can.
[02:39:34] But would they look that good?
[02:39:36] Yeah, yeah, okay.
[02:39:38] You know, Brian wants us there for cocktails.
[02:39:40] Uh-huh.
[02:39:41] You know what you're gonna wear yet?
[02:39:43] Relax, Jay.
[02:39:47] Okay.
[02:39:48] What's she thinkin'?
[02:39:49] Wait, this is what all the girlfriends are freaking out of?
[02:39:52] Is this girl?
[02:39:53] This is Lucia?
[02:39:56] Uh, sequence?
[02:39:59] Sequence?
[02:40:00] Okay, the other one.
[02:40:03] You know what you're wearing right now looks pretty good.
[02:40:05] So, you wanna head out?
[02:40:07] I don't wanna be late.
[02:40:09] Yeah, alright. Just give me a few seconds.
[02:40:12] Yo, yo, can we time out and we'll say that they're going to crack this character?
[02:40:32] Like bro, have maybe like, be a human.
[02:40:34] Yo guys, I know it's hard to believe, but these characters don't know you, okay?
[02:40:39] These are video game characters.
[02:40:43] Does life feel hopeless?
[02:40:45] Yes.
[02:40:46] Are you constantly searching for a way out?
[02:40:48] Yes.
[02:40:49] Luckily for you, those days are over.
[02:40:51] Thanks to AXE to Pan.
[02:40:53] Ah, the great outdoors.
[02:40:55] Nature's playground.
[02:40:57] A carnival of infinite possibilities.
[02:40:59] Overflowing...
[02:41:01] But what do you call a deal with the lies?
[02:41:03] Small, magnificent and proud.
[02:41:05] Hungry?
[02:41:07] Oh that was good as shit.
[02:41:12] Oh that was good as shit, that army!
[02:41:17] What did that just say?
[02:41:22] Only 30,000 calories.
[02:41:27] Ready.
[02:41:28] Damn.
[02:41:29] Worth the wait.
[02:41:36] Yo, I already know when I play this campaign what this chat's gonna be, bro.
[02:41:41] Oh my god, bro.
[02:41:43] Okay.
[02:41:44] Yo, mom's a little tired.
[02:41:46] It's my girlfriend gonna get mad when she's playing this shit.
[02:41:48] Ew, what is that map?
[02:41:50] What is this, Google Maps?
[02:41:51] I don't like that.
[02:41:52] I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
[02:41:53] Call me a hater.
[02:41:54] We're not that late.
[02:41:56] It's already driving into the building unrealistic, bro.
[02:41:58] You won't be taking my money.
[02:41:59] Why is the list afraid, you know?
[02:42:01] You need this info.
[02:42:02] I get it.
[02:42:06] you
[02:42:36] you
[02:43:06] you
[02:43:36] you
[02:44:06] you
[02:44:36] you
[02:45:06] you
[02:45:36] you
[02:46:06] you
[02:46:36] you
[02:47:06] you
[02:47:36] I
[02:47:38] I
[02:47:40] I
[02:47:42] I
[02:48:04] Been busy you got sex this guy motherfucker said paying equal strolling yo sometimes I like more simpler
[02:48:10] Look at fortnight fortnight used to be way more simpler and it was way better in my opinion
[02:48:14] I'm just gonna be the guy to say it call me a hater call me whatever it is
[02:48:17] Do I think it's bad? No, it just kind of looks a little too much
[02:48:22] Dude could be a cop for all we know. He's not a cop. All right. He's just cautious
[02:48:27] It's probably why he survived so well, so your favorite games
[02:48:31] Maybe you could yeah, you're the perfect group
[02:48:34] Jason, you see, uh, yeah, we got to go go. Yeah, go like right fucking now
[02:48:57] Okay, so she holds you down
[02:49:04] Here. You take this.
[02:49:07] Ooh, an MP5 forward with a stock grip.
[02:49:11] Unstircable for shooting?
[02:49:13] I'm gonna punch through to the freeway.
[02:49:17] Tire mechanic? Okay.
[02:49:20] Tire mechanics if you shoot the tire, it flips.
[02:49:23] Halo!
[02:49:25] Hey! Hey! Hang on!
[02:49:27] Okay, the more recoil the bigger the circle, got it.
[02:49:36] I can see it now, I understand that.
[02:49:39] No, no, no, this is good!
[02:49:41] Keep going through!
[02:49:51] Whoa, holy shit, what the fuck?
[02:49:57] That's it.
[02:49:59] Good.
[02:50:01] How about we just chill here for a minute?
[02:50:03] What the fuck do you mean out of spoil, bro?
[02:50:05] Fucking shut, shut.
[02:50:07] You want me to take the wheel?
[02:50:09] What? No.
[02:50:11] Look, you think everything always goes as planned, huh?
[02:50:13] So where's the shoe store?
[02:50:15] There will always be some kind of bullshit.
[02:50:17] A professional adapts.
[02:50:19] Are you a professional, you see it?
[02:50:21] Of course.
[02:50:23] Good. I need a profession.
[02:50:25] I
[02:50:27] Think you saw us do let's go
[02:50:33] Which characters
[02:50:35] Now you're playing
[02:50:46] We're about the way
[02:50:49] Wow
[02:50:55] You get hanged out of windows and shoot?
[02:51:25] you
[02:51:55] you
[02:52:25] you
[02:52:55] you
[02:53:25] you
[02:53:55] This UI is really ass but looks like you could change some of your clothing in your own UI.
[02:54:24] Ooh, I kinda like this, you can sneak this.
[02:54:26] ["Sneak This Up"]
[02:54:27] ["Sneak This Up"]
[02:54:29] ["Sneak This Up"]
[02:54:31] Hold on now, I'm not even trying to be that guy, bro.
[02:54:35] But these mechanics are a little interesting, like...
[02:54:37] ["Sneak This Up"]
[02:54:38] How the fuck they animate this?
[02:54:40] ["Sneak This Up"]
[02:54:43] Wait, the NPCs fight back?
[02:54:45] ["Sneak This Up"]
[02:54:49] Is it the first time in GTA they fight back like that?
[02:54:51] ["Sneak This Up"]
[02:54:54] I know they fight back, but that's like different. That's like animation. You have to press like a button.
[02:54:58] Any of these drugs are on their way.
[02:55:05] Oh, shit! What the fuck are you?
[02:55:07] What the fuck is this?
[02:55:08] Oh, the drug challenge!
[02:55:09] Is this supposed to be Neon by the way, or did I get click-champed or whatever?
[02:55:13] Wait, you used them in my friend's car?
[02:55:15] Yeah.
[02:55:16] Holy shit, Chad!
[02:55:17] What do I do?
[02:55:19] Jesus.
[02:55:20] Look at them, look at them, look!
[02:55:22] They're actually fucking-
[02:55:23] Why 69 when you say 919 what does that mean what does that mean my stupid what
[02:55:46] You guys get text from my girlfriend.
[02:55:50] Gage.
[02:55:55] Nice to have you something different.
[02:56:03] Dude, okay, hot take?
[02:56:05] That's not a hot take.
[02:56:06] I lowkey love video games at night time.
[02:56:09] I don't know what it is.
[02:56:10] Night time to me is way more like,
[02:56:12] It's way more of like a video game that I could play.
[02:56:16] Like when a night time and a game looks good,
[02:56:18] like the game to me is good.
[02:56:20] Like I don't know how to describe it.
[02:56:21] The way the devil won my heart, she's gonna get you.
[02:56:25] She's just the one I'm with evil on her mind.
[02:56:29] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[02:56:30] Is this like depth of field?
[02:56:32] Or is this map actually this big?
[02:56:37] Cause it goes all the way over here even.
[02:56:39] wait this map is fucking huge wait how how long is this gonna take to go around
[02:56:47] the map bro it goes all the way down here it's like blurry wait how much
[02:56:57] bigger is this map compared to GTA 5 did they say it's two times Jesus Christ
[02:57:09] turtle smoking cigarette what's good bro you come in here every single month to
[02:57:12] reset to put this fucking same email I'll be honest with you like it's having a
[02:57:19] map this big good or bad because sometimes I feel like it could be like
[02:57:23] too much like too much for your brain to handle like is that sounds stupid or
[02:57:27] no like I don't mind it but like well that's huge wait 80 hours is the main
[02:57:34] story they said? Really? How many hours was the GTA 5 story?
[02:57:46] 32. Oh my god. So how long is this going to take me to beat on stream?
[02:57:51] This might take me like a week and a half. Like a week maybe.
[02:57:59] Switching characters?
[02:58:00] I like that animation keep it classic
[02:58:07] I bet you'd be real good at battle weapon dog over here
[02:58:10] Lucia, Jason come take a seat I'm waiting on the ETA for the flight
[02:58:16] Can I get you anything tea coffee champagne three more champagne's thank you be right
[02:58:21] back trust me the slide was what only helped you so Val I know it's a part so
[02:58:26] Someone beg for it to be 4k. Sure, bro. I got you party, but we are working right the job is andres de leon
[02:58:35] Protect him, but keep them in line. Gas him up boost his ego making feel good about himself
[02:58:41] baby sir
[02:58:43] There's a cypher store ice Tina. What's up, Chula?
[02:58:49] It's been forever. How is every no, I'm not about to play this game by the way like on stream of my chat
[02:58:56] It's just gonna put this drooling ass emote every time I like
[02:59:01] Lucia Jason, please meet Andres de Leon. Sorry guys. I'm a hugger. I'm a hugger. Come in here
[02:59:08] Beautiful beautiful. Yes gorgeous. All right strong. Good job. Should we go gentlemen guess you driver?
[02:59:14] Sure, I guess. If there's someone out of the actually beat their meat to the shoe store before and you did
[02:59:22] Like are you ready for this party? I don't know me
[02:59:26] I'm ready for all part yet.
[02:59:28] Okay, this looks nice at night.
[02:59:30] Rolls-Royce Conan.
[02:59:32] Oh, shit. Okay.
[02:59:34] What was your name again?
[02:59:44] Oh, the cars look cool.
[02:59:46] Wait, how do they get permission?
[02:59:48] Is that a not a Tamarario?
[02:59:50] Lamborghini's not the new one?
[03:00:26] you
[03:00:56] you
[03:01:26] you
[03:01:56] you
[03:02:26] you
[03:02:56] This together, as a family!
[03:03:07] Hey workers, and headshots are satisfying.
[03:03:26] That's a satisfying headshot.
[03:03:29] video game of it's not a satisfying headshot it's not a buy for me
[03:04:04] I
[03:04:09] Nice distraction
[03:04:15] Okay, come on
[03:04:34] I don't know, man, this is holy shit!
[03:04:39] Shake off!
[03:04:48] I'm really just looking at the panic, bro.
[03:04:58] The map is so big, look at the background, that's what I'm noticing.
[03:05:04] I like this animation. Good aim. Nice aim.
[03:05:14] Okay ability wise. Slow mo for him.
[03:05:26] Hurts right? Try wearing a bitch.
[03:05:34] Oh, yeah!
[03:05:41] I might not feel like it, but these are your glory days.
[03:05:46] You could have sat in the game!
[03:05:48] Nothing is gonna beat who you are now.
[03:05:51] You can't see all the fucked up shit that's looming on the horizon.
[03:05:57] Enjoy this, dude.
[03:05:58] But this right now is all that there is.
[03:06:01] Or be some...
[03:06:03] You'll be perfect.
[03:06:05] Sunset by the moon.
[03:06:08] Trust me.
[03:06:09] We wanna test you.
[03:06:11] Don't try to get it on the floor.
[03:06:14] It's not bad.
[03:06:15] Don't try to get it on the floor.
[03:06:18] You're out of this.
[03:06:20] I'll be honest with you.
[03:06:23] It's...it looks like there's gonna be a lot of side missions to do.
[03:06:28] Like...
[03:06:30] Yeah, I feel like when I play this game, I shouldn't just rush through it. I think I should do a lot of the side missions, like not all of them, but like, dude, it's actually crazy. This is going to be everyone's first playthrough.
[03:06:48] Should I play the first night it comes out or no? Like, I know that sounds stupid, but like, think about how many people are going to play it. Like, I wonder if it's like, yeah, do you guys really want to see my gameplay though?
[03:06:58] My gameplay though, you know I'm a burger bro, like that's the only thing, like I'm a burger
[03:07:02] bro.
[03:07:03] And I feel like there's people that are like, viewers are gonna wanna play this themselves
[03:07:07] bro, like if I was a viewer I'd wanna play rather than watch, but like I don't know.
[03:07:13] I don't know.
[03:07:14] I don't know.
[03:07:16] It's actually interesting though, I'm actually, I'm excited for this game.
[03:07:20] You know, I don't know if I'm leaking, check Twitter type of thing, I hope this
[03:07:24] isn't leaking.
[03:07:26] I don't know, am I about to get like in trouble?
[03:07:27] But I got invited in, fuck.
[03:07:31] I don't know, is this leaking?
[03:07:33] Well, this is actually good that this guy just linked it.
[03:07:35] But I got invited to like the no pixel thing
[03:07:38] that's coming out or whatever in a couple of days.
[03:07:41] Like I got invited to be like,
[03:07:43] like to play or whatever it is.
[03:07:46] But I don't know, do y'all wanna watch that or no?
[03:07:48] Like I've never done GTRP.
[03:07:51] I've never done it.
[03:07:52] Like I would have to basically like be so fucking like like apparently the RP is like serious
[03:08:02] like I can't troll I can't do anything like I have to be serious like like if I troll
[03:08:08] I'm gonna get banned but like I'm down to try it like I'm down if y'all want to see
[03:08:16] So, yes, y'all want to see that?
[03:08:18] I could do it.
[03:08:20] Yeah.
[03:08:22] I mean, I think it comes out on the 8th, so I might stream it on the 9th.
[03:08:26] I think I have something on the 8th that I have to do it and we're doing a course shoot,
[03:08:29] but after that, yeah, I got you guys, bro.
[03:08:32] I got you guys, bro.
[03:08:33] I'll do it, bro.
[03:08:34] For you guys.
[03:08:35] What is this?
[03:08:36] Dub says, people who watch streamers with GTA 6 have a mental illness.
[03:08:39] My mental illness.
[03:08:41] My GTA story is not going to be your GTA.
[03:08:43] If you are waiting for GTA to come out to see another nigga play it on stream, you have
[03:08:55] a mental illness.
[03:09:13] you
[03:09:43] you
[03:10:13] you
[03:10:43] you
[03:11:13] you
[03:11:43] You
[03:12:03] And is rising and many Los Santos residents are already hard at work
[03:12:09] While some are just starting their day
[03:12:11] How many people play NoPixel, is there like actually that many people that play this?
[03:12:39] I didn't know it was this big.
[03:12:41] Contraband, chemicals, and a suspicious amount of cash were found at the scene.
[03:12:47] Witnesses say a daredevil was spotted flying above the altercation.
[03:12:51] So what happens if you go to jail?
[03:12:53] Is it like for real?
[03:12:54] Like you have to just sit in a jail cell for like hours and hours and hours and hours?
[03:13:01] Bruh.
[03:13:03] The later crash landed on San Andreas Avenue.
[03:13:06] Wait, you could go to jail for one month?
[03:13:20] While some hear sirens, others see opportunity.
[03:13:24] Meanwhile, leading mayoral candidates are dressed residents today, denying recent reports
[03:13:30] of corruption in City Hall.
[03:13:34] as for patience and understanding of-
[03:13:36] But do you think I can R.P. enough to be in something like this?
[03:13:39] It's the thorough investigation.
[03:13:41] DANGER AND CLEARER
[03:13:44] Here in Los Santos.
[03:13:46] Bro, knowing me, I would just want to hold-
[03:13:47] I wanted to do the biggest assassination, bro.
[03:13:49] That'd be my goal, is just to-
[03:13:51] I wanted to just be a fucking assassinator.
[03:13:53] We are proud of our beautiful city.
[03:13:55] C-DAMN, this is a goddamn disgrace.
[03:13:59] And the incredible people who call this home.
[03:14:01] I was told to stay at Heaven Alibi.
[03:14:03] Come on now.
[03:14:05] From days at the factory.
[03:14:09] Tonight's at our fabulous entertainment venue.
[03:14:12] Whatever you want.
[03:14:14] That's Valkyrie?
[03:14:15] You can find it here.
[03:14:19] Wait, how do you play this?
[03:14:21] An extravagant indulgence.
[03:14:27] We built this theater.
[03:14:29] I'll be there.
[03:14:30] There are plenty of ways to make it big.
[03:14:33] Welcome to the Pixel Casino, VIPs!
[03:14:35] Without this casino!
[03:14:37] And even more ways to lose it all.
[03:14:47] Bro, but if I play this, my chat is going to be like GTA where they just beg me to get on RP every day.
[03:14:55] Experience it all here in San Andreas.
[03:15:03] I'm down to play it if y'all really want me to try it. I'll try it bro dead ass
[03:15:15] Brows every creator invited
[03:15:18] Bro am I leaking saying I'm invited or did I not make the list I
[03:15:22] Didn't even make the list, but I did get invited. I don't know if I accepted it yet
[03:15:25] Wait, there's so many people I don't even know who half these people are damn. There's a lot of GTA streamers
[03:15:36] Damn bro, what if I'm like what if I can't keep up with everyone like what if everyone just looks at me and they say
[03:15:42] I'm an LRP or bro, and then I ruin immersion for people
[03:15:48] God it's so many people
[03:15:50] I
[03:15:52] Minus one
[03:15:54] Like do people play without face cams like this to get that serious. Are you gonna RP like this though?
[03:16:01] Listen listen
[03:16:04] You look yeah, you know you look mad good, right?
[03:16:07] Okay, you mean okay. Yeah, isn't that time of the month for you?
[03:16:13] Because if it is you know what I'll do to you
[03:16:15] I'm just talking to you.
[03:16:22] What the fuck did I just listen to?
[03:16:27] Yo K-San bro.
[03:16:31] Yo I'm not gonna lie if I ever play RP there's not a world where I'm gonna be talking like
[03:16:35] this on the game.
[03:16:36] Let me know.
[03:16:37] I'm not fucking doing none of this freaky shit.
[03:16:40] No.
[03:16:41] I'm sorry bro.
[03:16:42] I'm sorry.
[03:16:43] I'm just not.
[03:16:44] Yeah, yo, Betsy, are you still here? Is lay still here?
[03:16:51] Listen L Ron, okay
[03:16:53] Cool if you guys want to watch me be a 35 year old man like fucking case on and rope. This is okay. Imagine. This is me
[03:17:03] Yeah, you know you look mad good, right? This is a classic
[03:17:08] If business happen it therefore the bench first
[03:17:14] What? You would have never caught me if that didn't happen.
[03:17:18] Maybe the five gives it hails.
[03:17:19] You acknowledge, you acknowledge I would have not been caught and happened.
[03:17:24] We're doing it first. Come on, let's go.
[03:17:26] And what the rushes there are?
[03:17:30] Back me. Back me. Holy cry baby bro.
[03:17:33] Holy baby rage over here.
[03:17:36] God man.
[03:17:40] Why is this playing bro?
[03:17:49] He owns 25% of the server?
[03:17:51] Bro, excuse me, he's just a rich fuck bro.
[03:17:54] Like jeez man, how much do you think Rockstar bought?
[03:17:57] Did they buy it?
[03:17:58] Like is that what it is?
[03:17:59] Like I don't even understand it.
[03:18:02] Like what are you saying me bro?
[03:18:10] forget. Hey, I'll take another five. What is this? Why are you linking this?
[03:18:16] Hey. Hey. Hey. Hi. Hi. Are you all right? Yeah. Anyways, the building on the skyscraper
[03:18:29] GT5 is finally being constructed after 13 years for no pixel only.
[03:18:34] Me how we were just talking about this
[03:18:39] We're dead us just talking about this rough
[03:18:44] Damn, so I really damn so I got a play GTA 5 or 5 RP bro, what if
[03:18:50] If you never saw the ocean
[03:18:55] Through really great pick up myself Nicky S
[03:18:58] I am what's known for coming up with what we call jail
[03:19:01] Bro, is this like a real thing like a heist I didn't aware as soon as we released the
[03:19:08] Bro, I don't know if I could do this
[03:19:11] Stop that
[03:19:12] You know my fucker say the spoilers. Yo, I'm not watching it
[03:19:16] right now
[03:19:18] So dude
[03:19:25] I don't think he likes working for me anymore
[03:19:27] Thanks. No, seriously. I can tell you sarcastic. So it's like, please go tell Ron to pick up a camera. Let's go. Hi, Raleigh. I think ladies wants to just I think it wasn't done being a camera. No, I think he does.
[03:19:40] But it's okay.
[03:19:41] He's begging me to come in here. So please go convince him. Let's go.
[03:19:45] All right, well, let's bring up the camera, bro.
[03:19:51] Why don't I just see a ladies potato bag to gift in my chat.
[03:19:55] Oh,
[03:19:55] I don't know where Bernard is, I think he's in my closet.
[03:20:04] I need to show you a Tik Tok, let me send a link.
[03:20:07] Yo bro, don't think you're more important than the program, bro.
[03:20:11] Get in line with this chat, dick.
[03:20:15] I'm done clicking links.
[03:20:17] I'm done clicking links.
[03:20:25] the fuck it w method was never debate to be honest nice speed gang says w run
[03:20:32] just boosted his chance getting reality shirmer yo like yo like I can't even
[03:20:36] just like be happy for people yo just say I do it for like whatever bro it's
[03:20:42] where's laser he's downstairs burgers not going bro burger I want burger to
[03:20:50] explore the world.
[03:20:52] Burger!
[03:21:20] I'm not even kidding the day burger dies the day I get a shoot up this whole fucking house
[03:21:37] about to get my own burger really yeah I want to get another cat on a name of cheese like
[03:21:44] I'm just afraid to have a new cat because I know people say like oh you don't need a
[03:21:49] a big room or whatever, but I just feel like Berger needs a big room.
[03:21:52] Like I feel like two cats, he's going to start tweaking.
[03:21:54] Cause like, how do you get two cats to like each other?
[03:21:56] Chat if they've never met, you know, you're going to sit here and
[03:21:59] you're going to like it.
[03:21:59] Do you understand me?
[03:22:02] Like give me a kiss.
[03:22:09] Bro, I can feel his little heartbeat.
[03:22:11] He's got a little heart, bro.
[03:22:12] Wait, where's Lace?
[03:22:15] He does not want to be here.
[03:22:15] I'm telling you bro where is it bro he probably got so excited that he like
[03:22:24] passed out
[03:22:29] yo you ruined my white shirt burger there's you can't see it on the camera
[03:22:35] There's so much fucking hair, bro
[03:22:42] Fuck bro fuck
[03:22:56] Fuck let's get that off
[03:22:59] Yo, what's up, dude?
[03:23:05] What's up, boys?
[03:23:06] Bro, he was telling me how hype you were.
[03:23:08] For what?
[03:23:09] See that.
[03:23:10] To be the cameraman.
[03:23:12] For what?
[03:23:13] I saw a QD said I'm not doing the red carpet, bro.
[03:23:16] What?
[03:23:17] That's not what she said.
[03:23:18] You were like, oh, ladies, ladies are pretty good.
[03:23:21] And she was like, oh, I'm out of leads up.
[03:23:23] She just stepped out on the phone.
[03:23:24] Did she say that?
[03:23:25] The place isn't going.
[03:23:26] I'm not going.
[03:23:27] Don't judge I can't judge you by your belly, but you have at least 30% of body fat
[03:23:35] Thanks, well
[03:23:36] Thanks, I lost a lot of weight dumbass. That's why my arms are fucking huge
[03:23:42] Yeah, you saw that I did all righty. Yeah
[03:23:48] Yeah
[03:23:50] Alright bro, it's kinda hot out here.
[03:23:52] No, it's not that bad.
[03:23:53] Should I switch to shorts though?
[03:23:54] This week's been nice and cool.
[03:23:56] Nah, you can get things.
[03:23:57] Is this some slimy shit?
[03:23:58] Oh, like on some like...
[03:23:59] You're gonna get pants off all the time.
[03:24:01] No, it's actually...
[03:24:02] Yeah, it's any part of the thing.
[03:24:03] Yeah, what is that shirt set?
[03:24:05] Touch your nipple to repair the boards.
[03:24:08] Look, I can repair the board, bro.
[03:24:10] Yeah, please repair it bro.
[03:24:14] Burger!
[03:24:16] You know what, my pants should I wear, should I wear my uh, like you think I should just,
[03:24:23] I don't, I don't want my balls to come out of them.
[03:24:26] We built this city, we built this city on a rock and roll.
[03:24:33] Alright.
[03:24:34] Wait, where are we going?
[03:24:36] I don't know where we're going.
[03:24:38] But I just want to get up.
[03:24:40] Though you said to get up, that's it, you were like, bro get up.
[03:24:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:24:43] Alright.
[03:24:44] It's only my first day out here.
[03:24:45] Let me know I know oh shit dude. Don't break the camera, but what shirt is this?
[03:24:49] Sure, I got I kind of like is this new yeah, I'm gonna get that same one, okay?
[03:24:55] I'm actually I'll just not
[03:24:59] It's okay, it's my size
[03:25:01] Bagged on you
[03:25:05] No, no
[03:25:15] Where did Parker go?
[03:25:17] Wait, well, I saw lace in the pink and said I got to go on some pink, too.
[03:25:20] Bro, pink's just a nice color, bro.
[03:25:24] Alright, where we headed to?
[03:25:26] Bro, don't call me sexy, but like...
[03:25:29] Bro, I have to, man. Like, I've been wearing these, and my vision's just been like...
[03:25:33] Hold on, let me just fix this record.
[03:25:35] Where is everybody? Is everyone here today?
[03:25:38] No, I know it's here, and I'm just having a doubt.
[03:25:40] Say, oh, God.
[03:25:42] What?
[03:25:43] Is it that loud?
[03:25:44] I don't know, big cell.
[03:25:46] Jason's doing a YouTube video.
[03:25:49] Oh, leaked? Or did he say that?
[03:25:52] I don't know, it doesn't really matter.
[03:25:53] It doesn't matter?
[03:25:54] I bet he went burger all day.
[03:25:55] Wait, where's...
[03:25:56] Where is he?
[03:25:57] We've been hanging out with Burger all day in the guesthouse.
[03:25:59] Wait, what? Can we go see?
[03:26:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:26:01] I don't care.
[03:26:02] Did Burger get us a little flirt?
[03:26:03] Burger's just cool, man, bro.
[03:26:05] So I've been watching Burger today.
[03:26:07] Really? Burger's in my room, though.
[03:26:09] No, what? Burger's in the kitchen.
[03:26:12] In your room, they probably is Mika with a burger costume.
[03:26:16] Yeah, because burgers are in our room.
[03:26:18] I don't know.
[03:26:19] The burger's just on the top of the table.
[03:26:21] Hello?
[03:26:22] Hey, Jerry!
[03:26:24] Hi, Jerry!
[03:26:26] Hey, Jerry!
[03:26:28] Hi, Jerry!
[03:26:29] Hey, Jerry!
[03:26:30] You're so sick.
[03:26:33] Look at your seat!
[03:26:34] Look!
[03:26:35] You're bullshit!
[03:26:38] I'm gonna have you.
[03:26:39] Yo, look!
[03:26:40] It's like a group second.
[03:26:41] Oh, shit.
[03:26:42] That's a shit.
[03:26:43] My age is 107 right here.
[03:26:45] What's going on here?
[03:26:47] Yo, you didn't even see that.
[03:26:49] He just kissed me on my neck.
[03:26:50] What made you wear glasses?
[03:26:52] What made me wear glasses?
[03:26:58] What's going on here?
[03:27:00] I don't know what's going on here anymore.
[03:27:02] Do I look sexy with these though?
[03:27:10] you
[03:27:40] you
[03:28:10] you
[03:28:40] you
[03:29:10] you
[03:29:40] Why is there like gifts I've never seen this
[03:30:07] Wait, Chesh, should we go see Marlon and Lacey?
[03:30:11] Should I go check out their house?
[03:30:13] Who can I ask for the address?
[03:30:24] Every time!
[03:30:29] Hey, y'all, it's me, Ron.
[03:30:33] I just need friends.
[03:30:36] All right, what the fuck is this, Lace?
[03:30:41] Some hair dye.
[03:30:42] Pink fetish.
[03:30:44] Should I dye my hair pink?
[03:30:45] Here it is.
[03:30:46] Is this dye, or is this just like quick shit?
[03:30:49] You just put it on your hair, and it goes away.
[03:30:51] Yeah, I'm going to show you that.
[03:30:55] What else is in here?
[03:30:57] Backland.
[03:30:58] Oohs.
[03:30:59] Rodriguez or whatever his name is.
[03:31:01] It's pretty good.
[03:31:02] What's his name?
[03:31:04] What do they call him?
[03:31:05] Subaru.
[03:31:06] Subaru, yeah, it's nice.
[03:31:09] They most leave his...
[03:31:13] I'm just exploring the house chat while we wait
[03:31:14] for Pepsi and the Dappas and Sofie to finish.
[03:31:21] Wait, can I go to the guess house?
[03:31:22] I don't think so.
[03:31:24] Little Burger Care?
[03:31:27] I don't give a fuck where you can go in there
[03:31:28] and see where you want, bro.
[03:31:29] Bro, I'm gonna have to just grab something.
[03:31:30] Wait, what are these?
[03:31:32] Oh, shit!
[03:31:34] Get a whiff, get a whiff of that.
[03:31:36] That was pretty good.
[03:31:38] Should I jack this?
[03:31:40] Yeah.
[03:31:42] Brother, get a whiff of that.
[03:31:44] That one smells good.
[03:31:46] One more.
[03:31:50] Not bad.
[03:31:52] Also not bad.
[03:31:54] Bro, you know what it is?
[03:31:56] If you leave stuff around the house and get stuff for grabs.
[03:31:58] That's how my rule is.
[03:32:00] I
[03:32:03] Kind of like the middle one
[03:32:05] Here we just put hide it somewhere. Maybe just like tuck it away somewhere and then maybe I'll just
[03:32:10] Like now, let's
[03:32:15] I smell this
[03:32:17] This was kind of mid, but it's kind of like not bad stuff, dude, let me see
[03:32:25] All right, but I'm gonna bring some
[03:32:30] Hey y'all I gotta drop something off of my room. Give me a second.
[03:32:35] We built this city. We built this city. Upstate bone out of.
[03:32:44] Yo, thank you for the massive rain y'all. Can we get a w in the chat with another 50 gifted.
[03:32:50] Yo, it's starting to feel nice outside. Bro, this is like perfect weather for like a convertible.
[03:32:55] Like, ah, brah, I got a knife.
[03:32:57] Bye, convertible jet.
[03:32:59] That is pretty good weather.
[03:33:05] Whistle.
[03:33:06] Here's a burger.
[03:33:08] All right, so how you guys doing today?
[03:33:12] So how you guys doing haircut?
[03:33:14] Pretty sorry, bro.
[03:33:15] He looks like a hog rider.
[03:33:17] Yeah, really good, bro.
[03:33:18] You got rid of it already?
[03:33:19] Yeah.
[03:33:20] So why is he valid?
[03:33:21] You just wanna go?
[03:33:22] Yeah, I don't know, bro.
[03:33:23] I smell so yummy, but you ever just like smell one of your homeboys'
[03:33:28] Gooch and you're just like damn. Let me see how far this address is.
[03:33:33] WE BOUGHT THIS IN!
[03:33:37] Hold on.
[03:33:39] I have to hold my piece.
[03:33:42] Jesus, 25 away.
[03:33:47] Is it dry?
[03:33:49] It's very juicy.
[03:33:50] Once you leave the neighborhood it drops like five minutes. Is that worth it?
[03:33:56] I got nothing better to do.
[03:33:58] LEAK! LEAK CHECK TWITTER!
[03:34:01] Not bad. I could make that five minutes of the year. Why not?
[03:34:06] Yo, so it was one- hey, guys!
[03:34:09] Hey, y'all, it's me, Ron.
[03:34:11] Hey, y'all.
[03:34:17] Did we get ready if we go to the garage?
[03:34:20] Let's just sit down, I gotta move my car.
[03:34:25] We are the champions!
[03:34:30] We are the champions!
[03:34:34] Oh shit.
[03:34:36] Fuck, bro.
[03:34:38] Wait, he lied! He said he made this!
[03:34:42] This is deadass, what a damn thing!
[03:34:45] Wait!
[03:34:47] He didn't even put it in the bag.
[03:34:51] Whoa.
[03:34:55] I'm not allowed, this is the most disgusting shit ever.
[03:34:58] Like, real talk, like, I swear to God, this is so nasty, like...
[03:35:02] Oh my God.
[03:35:05] Remember what you said?
[03:35:07] How do you think it goes to the other side of your mouth?
[03:35:10] Hold on.
[03:35:15] Alright, go ahead.
[03:35:16] Go ahead.
[03:35:17] So, I'll eat one.
[03:35:19] Let me hear the crunch.
[03:35:21] Go ahead.
[03:35:22] It's just lucky, it's huge.
[03:35:25] Is it a good crunch?
[03:35:28] Is it bad or no?
[03:35:31] Wait, can I suck on the wrong part?
[03:35:33] I'm a big fan of pickles, but I don't like eating the whole thing, you know?
[03:35:36] I just like eating the one bite.
[03:35:39] Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
[03:35:42] It's not bad crunches.
[03:35:43] It sounds better when you're not the one crunching it.
[03:35:45] Like it sounds better.
[03:35:47] It's not bad.
[03:35:47] What is a pickle?
[03:35:49] A cucumber.
[03:35:50] So this is, how is a cucumber, he's better than himself.
[03:35:54] Here, let's have a sip.
[03:35:57] Yeah, that's the asshole, I don't know how it sounds, dude.
[03:36:01] Like too many bites of pickle just taste nasty to me.
[03:36:03] That, I do agree, depending on what it is.
[03:36:06] That's javine?
[03:36:08] What is that?
[03:36:08] That's javine.
[03:36:10] What is that?
[03:36:11] Here, you want to suck on the rest of it?
[03:36:11] You just toss it.
[03:36:13] I have to finish it.
[03:36:13] All right.
[03:36:14] That banana actually if you throw it away, what the fuck is this?
[03:36:26] Holy shit.
[03:36:27] Yo, what's it you, Vovana?
[03:36:29] Tea bags ass banana.
[03:36:30] Yo, this shit is huge.
[03:36:33] Look at this shit.
[03:36:34] Yo, like, do you see this shit?
[03:36:37] Ew.
[03:36:38] Yeah, it's got to be, oh my god.
[03:36:42] That has to be tossed, right?
[03:36:44] Bro that is disgusting. I'm not gonna be like that.
[03:36:47] How big?
[03:36:48] Some people might enjoy bananas. I don't like that bro.
[03:36:51] No bro.
[03:36:52] That's some banana bread.
[03:36:53] Do you see this?
[03:36:54] Where's the traction bro?
[03:36:55] Just take a bite.
[03:36:56] You only think if I had a banana.
[03:36:58] My dead ass.
[03:37:00] You really want to eat a sped up.
[03:37:02] Yeah, he's just a bite.
[03:37:03] Alright man, I'll take one bite.
[03:37:05] Alright, you want me to take a bite of this banana?
[03:37:08] Yeah.
[03:37:09] Alright bro.
[03:37:10] Nah, I can't. It smells nasty bro.
[03:37:11] Just take a bite.
[03:37:12] I can't bro.
[03:37:13] This shit smells nasty shit
[03:37:15] Sorry, Jack. I don't waste her. This shit smells funky
[03:37:19] There goes a knife
[03:37:22] Yep, that was a knife that she went down the drain.
[03:37:25] I didn't know what I was calling it
[03:37:29] It's Lucia
[03:37:30] Where are you?
[03:37:32] So, it's here
[03:37:34] Funky banana. Plantains are good. That was ripe you moron.
[03:37:38] Yo, I'm not gonna lie bro, am I just gonna get posted on like, ready, fine, wasting food?
[03:37:43] Like bro, okay sure, I'll eat the food then.
[03:37:45] Is this what you guys want me to eat?
[03:37:47] Like bro, me and Lace, every like now and then, we just open a new one, take a couple bites, and put it back.
[03:37:54] I'm the only one that's eating out of that one bro.
[03:37:56] I'm the only one that's eating out of this one.
[03:37:58] But I only took like one bite, like look.
[03:38:04] Bro, oh god, I want it.
[03:38:05] I know it's so good.
[03:38:07] No, it's so bad for me like like
[03:38:09] Like is there any unopened ones?
[03:38:11] Do not scavenge
[03:38:14] Oh this one feels unopened
[03:38:16] No
[03:38:17] Well I think the max one
[03:38:19] HAHAHAHA
[03:38:21] What is moose tracks?
[03:38:23] Moose man ice cream
[03:38:25] Moose man ice cream
[03:38:27] Bro this one feels unopened too
[03:38:29] Moose man ice cream also
[03:38:31] Wait, both moose man are unopened
[03:38:33] And what is Telmuuk Moodslide?
[03:38:37] This one's not open, do I feel it?
[03:38:39] Oh, never mind, someone said they're dick in this.
[03:38:43] Yo, okay, hot take, it's not even hot.
[03:38:45] I've sent some more of mint ice cream,
[03:38:47] it's the best ice cream.
[03:38:48] It's all right.
[03:38:50] No, it's cream.
[03:38:52] I mean, it's mint bad for you.
[03:38:53] I get them all ice, they're like, no bullshit, like.
[03:38:56] I don't think ice cream flavor determines
[03:38:57] how bad it is.
[03:38:58] That's not true, mint.
[03:38:59] Mint's like healthy.
[03:39:01] It's like a healthy alternative.
[03:39:04] Got this from mom and dad.
[03:39:06] Like one bite is not gonna be like,
[03:39:12] like one bite is not gonna hurt, right?
[03:39:14] Like you think my girlfriend will be mad?
[03:39:16] No, I would do a bite.
[03:39:17] You want a bite?
[03:39:18] No.
[03:39:19] Oh God, it hurts.
[03:39:20] I'll come back for the Johnny Ball run later, bro.
[03:39:22] One bite though, one bite.
[03:39:24] Yeah.
[03:39:25] And then you put it back.
[03:39:25] It's just like a challenge.
[03:39:26] Yeah.
[03:39:28] Chad, you don't want to see me do an ice cream
[03:39:29] Okay, good to do that.
[03:39:32] That is gas, oh my God.
[03:39:35] Geez Louise.
[03:39:37] All right, just cool the pineapple in there, Fanny.
[03:39:40] You want some?
[03:39:41] Say I'm good.
[03:39:42] Do you have just a hole in the fridge
[03:39:43] and a lot of the lava in the dorm?
[03:39:43] Bro, you see that?
[03:39:45] That's probably like better for just, oh, solid.
[03:39:49] Oh my God.
[03:39:50] That's an ancient artifact.
[03:39:52] It's actually better for other things.
[03:39:54] Wait, there's more ice cream?
[03:39:56] Handles?
[03:39:57] Oh my God, this one's like one of us.
[03:39:59] That's such a good brand too.
[03:40:00] Tell God.
[03:40:01] I'm God.
[03:40:02] That's good.
[03:40:04] Only if the chat wants me to try.
[03:40:14] Yes he does.
[03:40:15] Yes.
[03:40:20] How do you open this?
[03:40:21] I actually don't know.
[03:40:21] That was a glitch.
[03:40:24] All right chat, don't be weird.
[03:40:25] You know it's for content.
[03:40:30] Oh.
[03:40:36] What's the flavor?
[03:40:37] Oh my gosh.
[03:40:38] That's it.
[03:40:39] What's the flavor?
[03:40:40] I can't.
[03:40:41] Moose spam, bro.
[03:40:42] Now this?
[03:40:43] How long has this sat here for?
[03:40:44] Probably since it was fucking way long.
[03:40:45] Oh my god.
[03:40:46] It's hard as a rocket.
[03:40:47] Oh my god.
[03:40:48] It's hard as a rocket.
[03:40:49] It's hard as a rocket.
[03:40:50] It's hard as a rocket.
[03:40:51] It's hard as a rocket.
[03:40:52] Oh my god.
[03:40:53] It's hard as a rocket.
[03:40:55] I'll like tell you just for licking it.
[03:40:57] Really?
[03:40:58] It's just how the fuck they look.
[03:41:02] Oh fuck that.
[03:41:04] I'll just leave it out.
[03:41:06] So I can try it on the rack.
[03:41:08] Bro, I have to do this with the challenge.
[03:41:11] Like that's one thing about me is I'm full of people, bro.
[03:41:13] You know what I'm saying?
[03:41:14] Like they want me to eat on stream, I'll do it.
[03:41:16] Just for the content.
[03:41:17] Are we good?
[03:41:18] Is my friends done their little segment?
[03:41:20] Hey!
[03:41:23] Hey!
[03:41:26] Hello?
[03:41:28] Hello?
[03:41:34] Put the ice cream back?
[03:41:35] Bro, I'm gonna let it melt when I come back. I could eat it better.
[03:41:41] Hey y'all, how y'all doing? It's me, Ron.
[03:41:49] Are we ready to start our day?
[03:41:53] Uh oh.
[03:41:57] Not even option, Dad.
[03:41:59] Huh?
[03:42:00] You either get tongue-tongued tongues or we can go to more and more and more and they, they, they.
[03:42:03] Huh?
[03:42:04] Or we can bring the tongue-tongued tongues to the VNB.
[03:42:07] We do both, yeah.
[03:42:10] Great.
[03:42:11] You ready?
[03:42:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:42:15] We gotta just stand up.
[03:42:17] All right, I'm gonna bring the card and fry.
[03:42:19] All right.
[03:42:20] Fry, Lisa.
[03:42:23] Can I ask you a question?
[03:42:28] Yeah.
[03:42:29] There seems to be some like hostile paladin habits in here.
[03:42:31] Where?
[03:42:32] Is everyone okay?
[03:42:33] Yeah.
[03:42:34] I mean, I can explain it and I just vlog as I just count on stream.
[03:42:38] Wait, where's that?
[03:42:41] I can't, I can't.
[03:42:43] Okay, then do the hit right.
[03:42:50] We good?
[03:42:52] Where'd they cut?
[03:43:01] Hey!
[03:43:02] Hi, what's cooking up?
[03:43:04] Ready? Yeah.
[03:43:05] How's our arm house?
[03:43:08] Well, I think they've still been cooking if there isn't more than our house.
[03:43:14] Oh, this is straight down here.
[03:43:16] It's okay right now.
[03:43:17] You smell a little holly. I'm waiting for you back up.
[03:43:47] I'm going to go up on some swag shit.
[03:44:09] Look at this Peter reverse camera
[03:44:11] Look at this shit, this is what a real juke does
[03:44:20] Fuck, should I go faster?
[03:44:22] I can't really tell when I'm going
[03:44:27] SWEET!
[03:44:29] How long do you think that would have taken Jason?
[03:44:33] Look at that bomb still going, do you try to go around the whole fucking house?
[03:44:36] Wow, I'm fucking coated.
[03:44:41] And... Park.
[03:44:46] All right, Chad, now you're here for Pepsi.
[03:44:51] How's everyone's day going, bro?
[03:44:53] How's your day going?
[03:44:54] Yep.
[03:44:55] You mean that?
[03:44:56] Yeah, I was just chilling.
[03:44:57] I'm chilling all day.
[03:44:59] Don't hit Marlon's bomb kit again.
[03:45:02] again brah I don't even know where more
[03:45:05] more marlins brought us is look at a
[03:45:07] dabs car for the fucking handles going
[03:45:10] like wait wait they're onto Minecraft now
[03:45:16] say oh god wait they're doing minecraft
[03:45:22] I don't think they're gonna beat minecraft
[03:45:25] bro there's not a chance and okay
[03:45:28] here's my take ready and let me know if
[03:45:29] you agree me some skin if you agree
[03:45:31] I gotta wait, I gotta wait till I hear it first.
[03:45:34] They're not going to beat Minecraft first try, they're going to troll all purpose.
[03:45:38] I just don't think they have what it takes to beat the first try.
[03:45:41] But I don't think they would even beat it, I don't think they want to beat the first try.
[03:45:45] Yeah, that's probably also true.
[03:45:47] Imagine if Loach just beat Minecraft first try, like no one wants to see that.
[03:45:51] They want to see him struggle, they want to see him cry, they want to see him weep.
[03:45:55] You know?
[03:45:56] That's also true.
[03:45:59] My heart I think I'm getting a heart attack
[03:46:08] Hey, Beth, yo, it's up, dude. It's good you where we had it first. Oh
[03:46:14] RJ
[03:46:15] Well, but targets canceled
[03:46:18] Target, yeah, so I'm gonna rock them. Oh, he's right
[03:46:22] Well, I'm just trying to clean this is this permanent damage. You think what is that?
[03:46:25] There's like cum stains right here. You see that it's a cunt. What the fuck is that bro who jizzed on my fucking car
[03:46:36] Bro, Pepsi, why did you do this?
[03:46:42] All right, and it's like super fucking noticeable too. Oh god. It's like the first thing I noticed when I sit down
[03:46:49] That's your low key leaving you to believe that this car might even be real, bro
[03:46:53] You don't think it's real because of that?
[03:46:55] Oh yeah, if it was real, that'd be coming right off because of the...
[03:46:57] Right.
[03:46:58] ...as your phobic, uh, surface, ceramic on it.
[03:47:00] Yeah.
[03:47:01] But I think you got a jocorn or something.
[03:47:03] Wait, there's another one right here!
[03:47:06] Whoa, what the fuck? Who?
[03:47:08] Bro, did you kno- oh my shit!
[03:47:10] Yeah, you have a jocorn, bro.
[03:47:11] No, it's not, I promise!
[03:47:13] I'm so serious.
[03:47:14] Dude, I'm serious.
[03:47:17] Alright, where we headed, bro?
[03:47:19] Take the destination.
[03:47:22] You know best if I send you an ad-west can you send me the target closest to it?
[03:47:30] So you know it, you know that is this dude, okay, then whatever you say, dude
[03:47:37] Bro, you know what I'm really realizing recently like right here ladies like look right here under my left nipple
[03:47:43] I keep getting like strains like in my sleep and right now like or if I breathe heavily like I get a sharp pain
[03:47:49] There's this thing that can happen when you smoke weed where like the needles like go into your lung
[03:47:56] So it's probably just that
[03:47:58] I'm just gonna be honest. Are you sure right now?
[03:48:00] And like it basically like it only gets worse unless you like buy this like lung cleanser shit
[03:48:07] Oh my soul was after we smoked
[03:48:12] What I got Nathan I can't do Nathan
[03:48:14] But what if we go into Marlon and Lacy's room and when they're beating Minecraft
[03:48:18] We just like you know, I just die on purpose in their game. Maybe the maddie was funny
[03:48:22] Hey cannonball under their setup. That's not a bad job. We're gonna make it about me
[03:48:26] Yeah, yeah, make it about me like bro. We're done with the Quillys shit
[03:48:29] Yeah, we're done with the Quillys shit fake war like we're gonna go buy water guns explode their fucking house
[03:48:34] I'm not even that like literally just go in there and just knock everything off all their rest in peace pop smoke
[03:48:44] How are we looking back there, Beth?
[03:48:48] Sweet!
[03:48:49] You don't think they got it there?
[03:48:54] You don't think they have it?
[03:48:55] Oh, by the way, anyone who tries to kick us out, just know that I got a guy.
[03:49:00] Oh, is that?
[03:49:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:49:02] So no one's fucking around, chat.
[03:49:03] I'm the fucking king of Calabasas.
[03:49:04] All right, let's move.
[03:49:05] We're not even in Calabasas anymore.
[03:49:06] We're fucking Nobu.
[03:49:07] We're not even in Calabasas anymore, we're fucking no-go.
[03:49:14] You good back there, bud?
[03:49:20] No.
[03:49:21] Bro, why is it like, how did it go from like 110 degrees to just beautiful out?
[03:49:27] Like, it's just so nice out now, like the weather is perfect and like, dude, do you notice
[03:49:32] the sun is going down now?
[03:49:34] Like differently?
[03:49:35] Or am I tripping?
[03:49:36] My trip
[03:49:38] The Sun used to go down at like seven look it's almost down already. It's five
[03:49:43] Right
[03:49:47] Also, do I look like a geek with these on like I take them off for stream or no
[03:49:53] What you have like four eyes like that's some losers shit
[03:49:57] Hey, that's no like
[03:49:59] I may be cool if you're like drinking right now. Oh shit, all right
[03:50:03] Yo outlaw, I had alcohol consumption counter on my top left
[03:50:09] Bro, you know, I worked out there our neighbor
[03:50:13] She goes to the same gym I go to don't say camp I go to the gym, you know, I'm not kidding and she's like
[03:50:19] She's like, oh, she's like are you the neighbor that's next to the blah blah blah, and I was like, yeah
[03:50:24] That's me dude. I had to explain to her like the cop shit and like everything but she's super cool
[03:50:30] So we're on the neighbor's good side now one of them at least yeah, of course man. We get plus heart respect
[03:50:38] Maybe like a bandage with a bandage in the heart
[03:50:41] Dude, I think I might be getting like like a disease in my brain
[03:50:44] Like I'm dead serious ever since we smoked weed ladies. I can't say like senses problem anymore
[03:50:49] Yeah, it probably fucked you up really permanently.
[03:50:51] Bro, I'm fucking up my driving. Like, everything's fucking me up, bro.
[03:50:54] Yeah.
[03:50:58] Gotta smoke more.
[03:50:59] You know, are you serious?
[03:51:00] Yeah.
[03:51:01] Bro, I'll add like a blunt...
[03:51:05] See, I can't speak right.
[03:51:07] Add a blunt consumption counter somewhere on the screen so I can get banned.
[03:51:15] Bro, think about me. I've been thinking about my bills.
[03:51:18] I've been thinking about your bills. Hold everything bro. Hold everything.
[03:51:25] What a classic bro. Wait, so what do you think? Do you think I should play GTA the first day it comes out?
[03:51:29] Yeah, why not?
[03:51:30] Pepsi, what do you think?
[03:51:31] Which GTA?
[03:51:32] The new GTA.
[03:51:33] Uh...
[03:51:34] Huh?
[03:51:35] You know?
[03:51:36] But bro, the thing is it's like...
[03:51:41] I kind of agree with what Dub said a little bit.
[03:51:43] Like, kinda.
[03:51:45] Well GTA isn't the game you watch, it's the game you play, so like, in everybody...
[03:51:51] Well that's the thing, it's like, everyone's gonna play it.
[03:51:54] Everyone's gonna be streaming it and everyone's gonna be playing it, like, it's not gonna be nothing crazy for a movie or some shit.
[03:52:00] I don't know, how many people are gonna play it, you think? The first day it comes out.
[03:52:04] Everyone, besides the people that can't afford it.
[03:52:07] You try to give away copies.
[03:52:09] You should just give away copies and play it.
[03:52:11] People who can't afford it are going to watch. Also some people prefer watching games than playing games.
[03:52:18] He's right.
[03:52:19] But GTA like a lot of people won't want to play.
[03:52:23] Also a lot of people aren't going to afford the game. You need a PS5.
[03:52:29] And you need the game. A lot of people don't want a PS5 so they're just going to be watching.
[03:52:33] They're praying for Christmas for the PS5.
[03:52:36] He's right.
[03:52:37] So that's why you gotta give away the PS5s and the game on your screen.
[03:52:42] Oh shit.
[03:52:43] Wait, did they say how long it takes for it to come to PC or no?
[03:52:55] We built this city
[03:52:59] We built this city on rock and roll
[03:53:04] Which I were only two minutes away sweet
[03:53:10] She's such a nice weather out
[03:53:13] I think the best time though is it's spring right? That's the best weather
[03:53:17] It's like hot, but it's a little bit cold like I don't know I
[03:53:22] Hate the summertime though. Like I really do every time we do it. I'm just like sick of it
[03:53:27] So hot bro, but we're just it was freezing as fucking the valley now
[03:53:30] like it's gonna be fit season soon where we wear our fits bro should be coming
[03:53:35] up here peak football starts on the night
[03:53:38] now it's just a good life bro I gotta buy some archive
[03:53:41] you might as well so you should wear it in the stream rewards bro you think so yeah
[03:53:45] everyone just goes on grill because $100,000 budget and just buys some shit
[03:53:48] that's actually good yeah that's actually not bad that's not a bad
[03:53:51] shout shout wait so when do kids go to school like when am I gonna have to
[03:53:56] I started going like 105 and like at 35.
[03:53:58] What's your week, next week?
[03:54:01] Well, I get banned?
[03:54:02] No, I don't know.
[03:54:03] Bro, I tried to go back to my old school.
[03:54:06] I mean, you know, you were there, but chat.
[03:54:08] Bro, they told me I was allowed.
[03:54:10] They were like, oh yeah, you're fully allowed to come in.
[03:54:12] We're gonna give you a private tour, et cetera.
[03:54:14] And then the fucking principal was like, fuck off.
[03:54:16] Stoppers turning calls, said go kick rocks.
[03:54:19] And I'm just like, damn, bro.
[03:54:21] Like I'm a fucking hero to the city.
[03:54:23] And they're doing that.
[03:54:24] How many people went up to me bro when we were outside?
[03:54:27] Too many to count bro.
[03:54:30] We had to order fucking security because we were getting swarmed bruh.
[03:54:33] It's like, holy shit, were you guys really crowding them out of school?
[03:54:36] Chill out bro.
[03:54:37] Chill out.
[03:54:38] Chill out bro.
[03:54:39] Just trying to throw my day.
[03:54:41] Cut ass bro.
[03:54:42] We went to get food too.
[03:54:44] It's like we came to order.
[03:54:45] Bro, can't even.
[03:54:46] We came to order.
[03:54:47] Like, oh can I get a photo?
[03:54:48] Do you want this food for free?
[03:54:49] Like bro, we're literally human.
[03:54:50] Like we're human bro.
[03:54:51] We don't pay for the food.
[03:54:52] We all have the same 40-vage, just because we're famous doesn't mean we don't have...
[03:54:55] We eat Chick-fil-A too, bro!
[03:54:57] What the fuck just happened?
[03:54:58] Give a fake car?
[03:54:59] It's just, my precognition just got off.
[03:55:02] What is that?
[03:55:03] Give a fake car, bro!
[03:55:03] What is a precognition?
[03:55:06] Oh, it reads your cognitive abilities in whatever sense it's like...
[03:55:10] There's nobody in front of me!
[03:55:11] Look how far this person is in front of me!
[03:55:13] No, it's just reading like a smarty part, basically.
[03:55:15] And then you start getting like really dumb, and it panics and slaps on the brakes.
[03:55:20] Wait, what?
[03:55:21] Yeah...
[03:55:22] So it's basically like a 10-minute joke card for Thanos.
[03:55:24] Oh, go fuck yourself.
[03:55:27] You know, just because of that,
[03:55:28] ladies, bro, I'm never gonna order you, uh,
[03:55:30] the dumbest or smoothie that I always get at night,
[03:55:32] where it's buy one, get one.
[03:55:33] Bro, that's some whole shit.
[03:55:34] That's too far.
[03:55:39] Alright, bro.
[03:55:40] It's Thanos too far for one.
[03:55:42] Bro, I shouldn't have ate that ice cream, bro.
[03:55:45] Like, why did you make me eat that?
[03:55:47] Like, isn't that the shit?
[03:55:48] Like, you're supposed to be there, bro.
[03:55:49] It was joke ice cream, bro.
[03:55:51] But the same O-Made 10, let's see what it sounds like.
[03:55:54] It's too slow, fuck me.
[03:55:56] Hey, what? Whoa, who's that?
[03:55:57] I should've kept that for sure.
[03:55:58] Hey, what? Hey, what?
[03:55:59] Why did you repeat me then?
[03:56:01] Hey, what?
[03:56:02] All I said there was hit markers.
[03:56:03] Hello?
[03:56:04] Gage, no way of the Jason Bag hit marker method now.
[03:56:07] Say on God.
[03:56:08] Hit marker method?
[03:56:10] When?
[03:56:12] What about this city?
[03:56:14] I'm just gonna make sure everything's tight.
[03:56:16] I command you to study.
[03:56:18] Come on, balls smell.
[03:56:21] Maybe that's a special HGMA, I don't know.
[03:56:27] Wait, what happened to the thing?
[03:56:28] Well, it's just, it was making hit marker sounds.
[03:56:31] What does that do?
[03:56:32] It just like sounds aids for them.
[03:56:34] Wait, why?
[03:56:35] Cause why would you want to hear that?
[03:56:37] I'm telling you, why is it happening?
[03:56:39] Oh, it might just be time for the image to be like the HGMA's time.
[03:56:42] Wait, why?
[03:56:43] Oh, yeah, so basically what happens is like, messy is with Israel.
[03:56:50] Sorry, man.
[03:56:53] You know you left Argentina. I did see that
[03:56:58] I predicted
[03:57:01] That's literally what I predicted
[03:57:08] I got called stupid for saying that shit. I got called really dumb viewers and like it's just idiots
[03:57:13] I don't know
[03:57:15] I just think when people aren't down there, I think they know all like just keeping a lark, dude
[03:57:19] Fucking lark pass bob
[03:57:21] You probably think that fucking munch munch didn't score 15 goals in a game
[03:57:29] Let me check the weather up or quick while I'm driving
[03:57:32] Let me consume my alcohol while driving
[03:57:35] I should do a drinking drive stream in a school zone blindfolded
[03:57:39] That would be peak
[03:57:41] I'm trying to tell people people like I have like innovation ideas
[03:57:47] This guy from says South Carolina license plate, bro. Well, what is that? It says 490 DKR?
[03:57:54] 490 DKR I've never seen a South Carolina play like that. Why is this so tiny?
[03:58:00] She counts paper she comes
[03:58:02] We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll, roll.
[03:58:22] Hey, I just met you.
[03:58:27] And this is crazy.
[03:58:30] But here's my number.
[03:58:34] Almost there, Chuck.
[03:58:35] Does everyone just be calm?
[03:58:39] How was your day, ladies? Did you miss me these last couple days?
[03:58:42] Yeah, I was missing you, bro. I was like, dammit.
[03:58:44] I didn't even see you, bro. I didn't even see you when I saw you like, dammit, bruh.
[03:58:47] You think I died?
[03:58:48] For a second I did.
[03:58:50] But then you gave us update but then you posted like oh, I don't like yesterday
[03:58:53] You're like oh, I don't feel sick. I like might not go live today
[03:58:56] But before you posted that I was low-key like panicking like I was freaking the fuck out
[03:58:59] I was like oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He said one second
[03:59:01] So what the fuck is he they posted that and I was like, oh
[03:59:05] Doctors you got wrong you were sick yesterday
[03:59:07] No, you're like
[03:59:09] It's called ear infections and they go away like after a day of the symptoms for me every time I pick my ears
[03:59:14] I wake up the next day with like a strange headache where I fall asleep
[03:59:17] I'm dead ass serious and then like I feel like I'm throwing up
[03:59:20] I feel dizzy and then like as the time goes like it just feels better
[03:59:23] But like right now like I feel kind of dizzy, but that's probably why I'm fucking on my words a lot
[03:59:28] That's what happens when you
[03:59:33] Yeah, I know I'm gonna make this about me I'm gonna boost over people
[03:59:36] Bro
[03:59:37] You gotta get it like you gotta run back to rock league arc bro. Your shit was way too short lived
[03:59:41] I was ass at that game
[03:59:43] Could you never actually try that's why I quit it's cuz I was so bad and every time I touched that game
[03:59:48] They just called me a wrong mower. It's like why would I want to play that game every second?
[03:59:52] They're just dissing me telling me how bad I am. It's like oh, what does he do? He can't do anything like yeah, bro
[03:59:58] No shit. I'm not gonna fucking play that game
[04:00:04] Don't fall for it. That's a prank. He's trying to do a viral joke to you. Let's see it these
[04:00:13] I
[04:00:17] How do I get across three lanes place I have a Lamborghini hold on I got this
[04:00:23] Okay, look everybody I turn now. Oh shit
[04:00:33] What's the thieves
[04:00:36] Dude, that's actually so freaky
[04:00:38] Hold this report by the way. Hope you enjoy your vacation. Yeah, you're blocked and reported and bad
[04:00:52] We built this city
[04:00:55] We built this city
[04:01:02] Bro, no, it's the worst shit ever putting
[04:01:08] Emily oops sorry
[04:01:11] Yeah, she got to a near your experience crash. Why the fuck would they ever add gifts to it? Just probably like anybody upload a gift
[04:01:18] Yes, I don't know. I don't see where you go to put them though
[04:01:22] It's actually the worst shit ever
[04:01:25] Take part of dumbest shit ever I
[04:01:29] See it. I mean, I don't see it. I'm driving and I'm drunk
[04:01:32] Yeah, tier two subs, bro. Like what a waste of money. Don't sub to me, bro, in general.
[04:01:38] Actually, guys, my hundred, get the buttons glitched. Just be careful. Just be careful
[04:01:43] trying it.
[04:01:44] Bro, can we hurry up with this fucking light?
[04:02:04] Thank you, bro.
[04:02:05] Jesus Christ.
[04:02:06] Bro, fuck.
[04:02:07] I gotta go to the-
[04:02:08] I didn't even think of that.
[04:02:09] God, we gotta go to the gym, too.
[04:02:10] Fine, right there.
[04:02:11] We gotta go to the gym, too.
[04:02:13] I'm fine right now.
[04:02:14] A thousand percent.
[04:02:15] Dude, we do go to the gym tonight, bro.
[04:02:18] Bro, I'm dead ass too.
[04:02:19] Like, you think I'm trolling, bro.
[04:02:20] Today's the light nation.
[04:02:21] I just skip it.
[04:02:22] Yeah, we don't do light nation.
[04:02:23] We go chicken legs so we can fish house 26.
[04:02:26] That's a Mar-Cock, maybe?
[04:02:32] Bro, you think Kai will give me some of that?
[04:02:36] Bro.
[04:02:37] Like, I'm not gonna lie.
[04:02:38] go to this show if I try to go whatever happens bro I better get like I better
[04:02:44] get like one-of-one like the vet song or something really something I can rock
[04:02:48] just just like my own thing bro you don't talk about like really gives you a
[04:02:51] piece bro I don't want to face I want to fucking bro I want like something
[04:02:55] exclusive I want that fucking fun of like five
[04:03:00] bro that ice cream is a joke bro what the fuck
[04:03:05] it's a joke ice cream
[04:03:07] why did you do a 2k face scan
[04:03:10] that's how i did it they made my face fat
[04:03:14] you got it, you said it's also like you're going to buy it on your PS5 right now
[04:03:17] yeah bro let me go buy a 2k just for a run in 2k
[04:03:20] put the same bullshit out every single fucking year
[04:03:22] no they're not like bad factors like you actually care bro
[04:03:24] I definitely do
[04:03:25] just do a face scan
[04:03:27] Bro, it's not like steam. Actually, I can just buy it on steam and it's Rwanda.
[04:03:35] I think glass is actually a fucking cheat code. Wow. I can see the whole world so clear now.
[04:03:41] I can see everything clear.
[04:03:46] Bro, I actually feel like a bot today though. Like, I think it actually is when I'm sick.
[04:03:49] Like, I feel like I'm acid driving right now. I feel like I'm acid speaking.
[04:03:53] I feel like I'm not like energetic like what does he even do?
[04:03:59] I'd like some eye boogies too
[04:04:13] No, you know one time I did it and I they did it and a chunk came out
[04:04:17] You know there's gonna be
[04:04:19] Your ears all the time so it's gonna be like so one time they told me that there was like something clogged in my ear
[04:04:24] And when they pushed a water thing in my ear a whole cotton swab came out filled with wax all contained into it
[04:04:31] They said it was like a rock
[04:04:35] But then it smells so bad, but so good you know talking about like ever just like smell it's like smelling your under my balls
[04:04:41] It's like picking your ears like quick sniff. You know I'm saying ladies like yeah, it's a good shit, bro
[04:04:47] Classic
[04:05:00] What's your follow-up question here, bro, what do you call someone who trades lust off?
[04:05:09] What do you call someone brother trader Joe's
[04:05:12] What's it called when you feel like you remember something but you feel like you've done this before.
[04:05:28] Liquor.
[04:05:29] No, not quite.
[04:05:33] It's deja vu.
[04:05:35] Okay.
[04:05:36] Okay, what if you could actually love your healthcare?
[04:05:39] I don't know if you could love it. What would you call it?
[04:05:49] It's a muppet
[04:05:53] I swear to God, I was thinking like what if we were at the red light. I'd be kind of fire. I'd see them
[04:05:59] There'd be no reason to freak out when you just went. Bro is there a reason my stomach's bubbly?
[04:06:09] I've seen nowhere to go. Yeah. Oh shiora. I'm actually banned from this target
[04:06:14] My god, so this one would prevent a book off before let's book off this right here
[04:06:18] It's actually one of like the actual best stories in Japan
[04:06:26] Right ever crack your little shit, and then it's like feels just so relieving
[04:06:31] But so what's the goal here? We're just buying packs and we're gonna bring it to their B&B. Yeah, and some mini figures
[04:06:36] We melt this city, we melt this city, I'm rockin', you know.
[04:06:46] League, check Twitter.
[04:06:48] League, check Twitter.
[04:06:51] Holy steemass, floating driveway.
[04:06:54] Oh, and I'll be able to take my car off this shit.
[04:06:57] Uh, your car doesn't even turn on.
[04:07:00] Oh, we gotta get a good escape plan here, hold on.
[04:07:10] Dun dun dun dun dun dun.
[04:07:13] What are you looking at, dick?
[04:07:16] What the fuck is your problem, bro?
[04:07:17] What the fuck is they talking about?
[04:07:20] Oh, shit, good parking spot.
[04:07:22] All right, Pepsi, operation get the packs.
[04:07:36] Pepsi, can you please get my door?
[04:07:40] Please?
[04:07:41] I just got to put my phone in my pocket.
[04:07:44] You're a boss.
[04:07:45] Fuck, we should have run to Samsung.
[04:07:47] Okay.
[04:07:48] It's okay.
[04:07:49] Okay.
[04:07:50] I'm gonna get in and out.
[04:07:51] In and out? No, this is Target.
[04:07:53] Where's Jason? Where's Jason?
[04:07:58] What the fuck is this guy doing?
[04:08:00] I'm fucking putting my fist where you're fucking windshield.
[04:08:03] Hey, bro, fuck Target. We don't like Target.
[04:08:05] We know how we're coming for the rest of the year, right?
[04:08:07] What?
[04:08:08] Evil is fuck.
[04:08:09] Alright, back.
[04:08:10] We're not hearing nobody shit.
[04:08:11] I bet you'll fuck fucking shit.
[04:08:12] Fuck your fucking place bullshit.
[04:08:13] Yeah, fucking fucking place shit.
[04:08:14] I don't give a fuck.
[04:08:15] I don't give a fuck.
[04:08:16] How you doing, sir?
[04:08:17] I'm a donators
[04:08:47] I actually do what's kind of a genre.
[04:08:49] Hardly even ever.
[04:08:52] Bro, see if I was at Lucia right now, I got...
[04:08:54] You're dead as you smack Lucia.
[04:09:01] I feel like the fucking president right now.
[04:09:03] Like, I got mad security behind me, like...
[04:09:05] I'm trying, I'm trying together Told you I'd be here forever, I'm umbrella, umbrella
[04:09:16] Bro we're evil all 2027 bro, and 2026, I drive like a geek with these glasses, I drive to
[04:09:22] go bad boy on them?
[04:09:23] You don't need to be an example, but if I saw someone wearing glasses I'd step on
[04:09:26] that shit.
[04:09:27] Hold on, not that.
[04:09:28] Gengar headset?
[04:09:29] Kraken?
[04:09:30] I'm alive, I never saw that shit.
[04:09:33] It's got a peak!
[04:09:34] it's over here whoa whoa you get a popsicle
[04:09:43] oh coins what's wrong
[04:09:49] hey bet wait you can get Captain America
[04:09:55] should we buy one of these Caitlyn Clark oh my god should we buy one
[04:10:01] She's a demon.
[04:10:02] But she actually good?
[04:10:03] Oh, she's alright.
[04:10:05] Yeah, this thing lookin' good.
[04:10:06] No way, we didn't come here for nothing, bro.
[04:10:09] Yo, if I gotta open up these, I'm gonna open up these, Lace.
[04:10:11] Hey, Shay, I'm Michael Jordan, fucking bull.
[04:10:15] How you doing?
[04:10:18] Oh, SpongeBob.
[04:10:19] What is this?
[04:10:23] Bro, am I like a consumer final boss?
[04:10:25] Yo, that stomach prom bug is fucking me up, bro.
[04:10:29] Yo, Pepsi, what happened?
[04:10:30] What happened? Don't tell me. Say it on God. Say Wally. All they got is these. What is this?
[04:10:37] Cat's eye perks. She open these?
[04:10:42] Nine cards plus one foil. K-pop Beamer Hunter perks.
[04:10:47] Yu-Gi-Oh perks.
[04:10:49] Corpus Kyrstian perks.
[04:10:51] Hey, so is it G each? There might be some other shit over here. You could always do a 2k face skin. Yeah, open this up
[04:10:56] It's in it.
[04:10:58] Oh my god, what is that?
[04:11:01] Ha!
[04:11:02] You're not gonna be scared, man.
[04:11:04] I think someone came up over there.
[04:11:10] Bro, like, what are kids even buying nowadays?
[04:11:12] Like, where the shit is garbanzo?
[04:11:14] Ooh, how long did the curse of Michael Myers?
[04:11:16] Bro, but we don't care about that.
[04:11:18] We came here for a first office visit up here.
[04:11:25] Derpy?
[04:11:26] I heard someone use the word derpy that's why why would I sign oh my god what
[04:11:41] Italian brainwashed 3d keychain. Oh, I'm 25 on this. Alright, I might as well just buy these then.
[04:11:48] What's the pickaxe in front of me?
[04:11:50] Oh, Pepsi, I'm not buying keychains.
[04:11:52] Two, two, two, sword.
[04:11:54] Okay, sure. I'll buy two of them.
[04:11:56] Alright, I'll buy three of them.
[04:11:58] Alright, I'll buy four of them.
[04:12:00] Alright, I'll buy five.
[04:12:02] I'm buying five. That's all you get out of it.
[04:12:04] Okay, some treats for burger.
[04:12:06] Oh, this is what I came here for.
[04:12:08] We drove 20 minutes to buy fucking tongue, tongue, tongue.
[04:12:10] So, whore fucking keychains.
[04:12:12] key chains my tongue tongue tongue so
[04:12:23] for no bottom someone in chat
[04:12:28] so what if he's out front with search
[04:12:40] Look at this guy bro. Italian sausage
[04:12:44] brain
[04:13:10] Cause when you sunshine you shine together
[04:13:15] I don't fuck with my music bro
[04:13:19] Alright, I guess we'll bring this to Marlon
[04:13:22] You don't know how we're coming right?
[04:13:23] Well I don't pay for that
[04:13:24] Oh yeah, but fuck this man
[04:13:26] I'm gonna tell the security guard to his face
[04:13:28] I'm gonna tell him I'm not paying for this
[04:13:30] You don't fuck with your mom's shit on him
[04:13:34] How many did you buy?
[04:13:35] 5
[04:13:36] I'll get that
[04:13:37] We're looking for a tongue tongue tongue so hard
[04:13:39] And if not I wasted $15 and more on Trulololo Trollololo Trollololo
[04:13:45] And not even kidding, but that was actually Dr. Winniser who just talked to us.
[04:13:51] That's the chip thing? The people? Doesn't people share them?
[04:13:58] Hey, we're not paying for this.
[04:14:05] No, we don't pay for shit for this.
[04:14:09] 26.
[04:14:10] Let's just go this way, though.
[04:14:11] Yeah, we should just check it out over there, though.
[04:14:13] Let's just check out what this spot is.
[04:14:15] Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
[04:14:22] I'm gonna have to self-check out here.
[04:14:24] I'm living in a rich ass area, bro.
[04:14:26] I'll be hurt try to cancel out with talkies. What is that? No smarts. Oh my god
[04:14:34] No, I mean
[04:14:36] I'm not paying for this bro, like you know me I'm not paying for this, I'm not paying
[04:14:57] for this bro.
[04:14:58] I'm not paying for this.
[04:14:59] I'm not paying for this.
[04:15:00] It's a bit free now and now, and it's cute.
[04:15:01] Can you feel tongue-tongue-tongues in here?
[04:15:04] OK, this one has it.
[04:15:06] Actually, it was the other one.
[04:15:07] This one, this one.
[04:15:07] Pepsi, this one has tongue.
[04:15:09] Oh, this one's actually tongue.
[04:15:10] It's because it's actually tongue.
[04:15:11] I don't feel like that's really tongue.
[04:15:12] That's very tongue.
[04:15:14] You know that's tongue.
[04:15:15] No, it's not.
[04:15:16] That's long, though.
[04:15:19] Let me just check these out over here.
[04:15:21] I'm not going to pay for it, though.
[04:15:23] Someone said the punch check.
[04:15:24] You're good on paying, though.
[04:15:27] Oh.
[04:15:30] We're not paying bro, can we get a W Ron for boycotting?
[04:15:37] I'm not paying bro, I'm not paying bro, I'm not paying bro, I'm not paying.
[04:15:45] What's that up there?
[04:15:48] What's what?
[04:15:50] Who's that right there?
[04:15:51] That's a trend.
[04:15:52] I look big.
[04:15:53] Thanks for shopping.
[04:15:54] I look big man thanks for shopping with us oh let's get out of here hey we don't
[04:16:04] do receipts bro why are you touching that oh shit am I gonna get console
[04:16:12] throw this away
[04:16:14] Yeah, yeah, I got you
[04:16:19] Hey, bro, walk security
[04:16:25] Hey, fuck's kidding. Hey, fuck's already bro. We're not paying for shit. We're not paying for shit
[04:16:31] Or you know back in the day I used to ride on these red balls like see them I just bounce over
[04:16:38] Pepsi you look good, bro
[04:16:40] Fuck. So we just drove 20 fucking minutes.
[04:16:51] Hey! Thank you for opening my door, that was very kind.
[04:16:55] That's actually fucking cute.
[04:16:56] That's actually love, bro.
[04:17:04] Are you ready?
[04:17:05] Hi y'all, welcome to the pack opening.
[04:17:08] Oh my God.
[04:17:09] Pepsi, what are we looking for here?
[04:17:11] We're looking for the Tung Tung Tung Soho, or the Tra-la-la, or Tra-la-la.
[04:17:15] Okay, so, right...
[04:17:16] It doesn't matter.
[04:17:17] It doesn't matter.
[04:17:18] It doesn't matter.
[04:17:19] There you go.
[04:17:20] That's good.
[04:17:21] All right, y'all.
[04:17:22] So we're looking for the Tung Tung Tung Soho, 3D keychain plus meme sticker plus checklist.
[04:17:25] Oh yeah, you got a sticker too.
[04:17:26] Okay.
[04:17:27] First, we need to do the sound test.
[04:17:28] What does it sound like, Chad?
[04:17:29] What does it sound like?
[04:17:30] I'm gonna say Tung Tung Tung not respond.
[04:17:32] Oh, I think this guy's waiting for me to leave.
[04:17:34] I'm not leaving.
[04:17:35] Keep waiting.
[04:17:36] I think he's got a handicap thing.
[04:17:37] Please, please, please.
[04:17:41] Yo!
[04:17:42] What?
[04:17:42] I just happened to...
[04:17:47] All right, listen, bro, tongue, tongue, tongue, some more.
[04:17:49] Oh, hey, this one, I feel this one.
[04:17:54] What do you see? What do you see? Actually, my God.
[04:17:56] It's...
[04:17:58] Oh my God!
[04:18:00] Tra-la-la-la!
[04:18:01] Bro, but...
[04:18:02] What can I have?
[04:18:03] You went...
[04:18:05] Bro, we got tra-la-la-la-tral-a-lally-lally.
[04:18:07] But is that good? I mean
[04:18:12] It doesn't even look that bad
[04:18:14] I mean, I mean bro Pepsi you really wanted or no. Yeah, like actually no. Yeah
[04:18:19] Damn, but this was four dollars. I mean, okay. I mean, yeah
[04:18:23] Yeah, there you go. All right. I mean, yeah, this guy's really gonna keep waiting. I'm not leaving. I'm in a URUS
[04:18:30] All right, I mean now what are we now? What are we looking for?
[04:18:34] Oh, they put a gift nice
[04:18:36] Um, two, two, two, so far. Hold on.
[04:18:38] This one feels like tongue-tongue-tongue. Hold on.
[04:18:40] Hold on.
[04:18:41] Everyone hold.
[04:18:43] I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. It's...
[04:18:46] Oh, my God.
[04:18:49] What are you...
[04:18:50] Absolutely just got this.
[04:18:51] Double.
[04:18:52] No, actually, we just got this.
[04:18:53] Look, look, look.
[04:18:54] Wow, now he's got a friend.
[04:18:55] Actually, we just got this.
[04:18:56] Is that the one on the TV, maybe?
[04:18:57] Absolutely just...
[04:18:58] Okay, now we can actually do it once we're...
[04:19:00] Bro, fuck this scant-ass shit.
[04:19:02] Look how many...it is to get a tongue-tongue-tongue.
[04:19:05] There's like oh
[04:19:08] But there's 16 different fucking things and also
[04:19:20] This is promising. Okay, this was he's promising. I try looking for a tongue tongue tongue so or
[04:19:27] Please
[04:19:30] Fuck is that that's tongue tongue tongue
[04:19:35] Oh my god, I got him!
[04:19:38] I could cry right now, bro.
[04:19:40] What?
[04:19:41] Bro, don't cry.
[04:19:44] Is there anything you've ever wanted before dying?
[04:19:46] Bro, look at Tungtungtung's ass.
[04:19:50] Wait, what the?
[04:19:52] Whoa!
[04:19:53] He's got a jiggle-jiggle-jiggle physics.
[04:19:54] Hold on, I gotta fix it.
[04:19:55] I don't think they three printed him right.
[04:19:58] Oh, I know I got to be three to print that.
[04:20:00] Yeah, this was $5.
[04:20:03] I mean, it looks pretty good.
[04:20:04] Mean what PSA is this you think like there's a little bit of scrape right here. It's not my favorite. I mean, but that could go on the yours
[04:20:10] Keynote
[04:20:12] Wow
[04:20:14] On the yours
[04:20:22] Bram in chat, is this a good look
[04:20:27] Your tongue bro, you ever wanted to be on a yours key
[04:20:30] This shipper Chad is this a first or did someone do this back in the day like is anyone ever done this like look
[04:20:36] That's not even bad, bro. I mean that kind of looks good. No
[04:20:42] Why we actually ever done bro, I mean brothers a little little last pack last part
[04:20:51] Please another to oh
[04:20:53] Oh, Ta Ta Soor!
[04:20:55] Tung Tung's Tung's brother, that is crazy.
[04:20:57] Who the fuck is this?
[04:20:59] Who is that? We haven't saw it, man.
[04:21:01] Who's Ta Ta Soor?
[04:21:03] It's Tung Tung Soor mixed with kind of like cappuccino,
[04:21:06] cappuccino maybe.
[04:21:08] But why the fuck would I ever want this?
[04:21:10] This isn't a real character.
[04:21:11] It's like his little brother, that is.
[04:21:12] Or a burlase, like what?
[04:21:14] Smell that shit. It's all kind of funky.
[04:21:16] Like who is this?
[04:21:17] He's a random ass kid, bro.
[04:21:19] Here, here, bet.
[04:21:20] Ta Ta Soor? I already have a Ta Ta Soor.
[04:21:22] I thought those were in cappuccino and cappuccino.
[04:21:25] Okay, this one seems promising.
[04:21:28] Come on.
[04:21:28] Alright, this is a new one.
[04:21:33] You think?
[04:21:33] Yeah, yeah.
[04:21:34] Hold.
[04:21:36] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
[04:21:37] Oh my god!
[04:21:40] It's who I think it is.
[04:21:41] Oh!
[04:21:42] Oh, that was close!
[04:21:43] It's cappuccino and cappuccino.
[04:21:44] Wait, cappuccino and cappuccino.
[04:21:46] That's a good quality too.
[04:21:48] That's a good one.
[04:21:48] That's a nice one.
[04:21:50] Wow, that's a good line up.
[04:21:51] That's a good quality.
[04:21:52] That's actually good.
[04:21:53] It's a grown ass kid bro.
[04:21:55] Yo look at this bro.
[04:21:56] This is good quality bro.
[04:21:57] Like you are a grown ass kid.
[04:22:01] I'm talking about a friend.
[04:22:02] Nah.
[04:22:03] You're a grown ass kid.
[04:22:04] But there's a grown ass kid getting carried by his mom bro.
[04:22:07] Yo should I offer him a cup of chino de patino?
[04:22:10] That's pretty good though.
[04:22:11] That's pretty nice.
[04:22:12] Now shut up.
[04:22:13] But is that like worthy to go in the keychain?
[04:22:15] Like.
[04:22:16] Ah lucky.
[04:22:17] He's gotta stay on there.
[04:22:18] It's the same light as her.
[04:22:20] He said her down
[04:22:24] Brush I throw the cappuccino at his head
[04:22:27] For this like fire cuz look back you can put the key in like you see this if you like guard
[04:22:31] He could just he could just like watch it. You know I'm saying and then this one, you know ladies
[04:22:35] You've been working hard, bro. Really?
[04:22:39] Ladies right, you know, this is for you, bro. There's a thanks bro. Yeah, that's a good one, too
[04:22:44] I get some W. Ron's in the chance of hearts are bad
[04:22:50] You think that'd be a good YouTube video?
[04:22:52] Yeah, probably.
[04:22:53] Like, you need to take a one out of ten or no?
[04:22:55] That might be the first time toong-toong-toong's ever been pulled on camera.
[04:22:58] Dude.
[04:22:59] Alright, let's see how far this is.
[04:23:02] Wee!
[04:23:03] Oh, it's only 15 minutes away.
[04:23:05] Oh.
[04:23:06] Bro, why don't we just stop at, like, while we're at it?
[04:23:08] Like, why don't we go to Broadlaw and, like, why don't we go make a mission out of this, no?
[04:23:12] Dude, we can get a Costco lucky.
[04:23:13] Bro, I'm banned from Costco.
[04:23:14] Apparently you're not allowed to stick your fucking hands in the meats.
[04:23:18] Oh.
[04:23:19] Hello, I'm working.
[04:23:22] Hi, um, are you at Target?
[04:23:25] I just left, I just spent a bag.
[04:23:27] You're in the parking lot, right?
[04:23:29] No, no, no, no, I, um, I wasn't-
[04:23:32] Oh, you're in the parking lot.
[04:23:33] Can you give me a big favor
[04:23:35] and run inside and buy smart seats
[04:23:36] because they're $2.89 there instead of $3.95
[04:23:40] at the other targets?
[04:23:41] Yeah, I know, but I'm just, I'm working right now
[04:23:43] and I could just like, just give me like a couple of minutes.
[04:23:45] Like, so we already left Target,
[04:23:47] but I did get something-
[04:23:49] Well, you were in the pub, huh?
[04:23:50] I got something really good for you.
[04:23:52] It's better than smore sweets.
[04:23:53] Oh, yeah.
[04:23:55] Have you ever had a cappuccino mamba chino?
[04:24:00] What?
[04:24:01] Have you ever had a cappuccino bubba chino?
[04:24:05] That's not a real thing.
[04:24:07] What are you talking about?
[04:24:08] You've never- Let's see what is it.
[04:24:10] Cappuccino, what's this?
[04:24:11] Have you ever had a cappuccino asesino?
[04:24:15] Have you ever had a cholololo chololol?
[04:24:19] I have a tongue tongue tongue so whore also if you'd like
[04:24:25] Okay, I'd be honest would you still love me if I got a car accident my legs didn't work for the next 72 years
[04:24:41] Would you if I if I got fucked up tomorrow, would you tell
[04:24:45] Well, the only reason I lost is because I was...
[04:24:48] I was...
[04:24:49] Remember, we were in the backyard and there was like,
[04:24:52] seven empty wheelchairs,
[04:24:54] and it just made me laugh for no reason.
[04:24:57] I'm sorry.
[04:24:58] Okay, so if my legs were broken,
[04:25:00] would you take care of me or no?
[04:25:02] For 70 years?
[04:25:02] Like if I was paralyzed, like down below?
[04:25:04] But I need somebody to take care of me,
[04:25:05] wash my ass, make me shower, help me shit.
[04:25:08] Yeah, that's the only way to wash your ass.
[04:25:10] You're his girlfriend, you got that shit, you love him.
[04:25:12] Yeah, yeah.
[04:25:13] I fucking love them so much, Lays, you do it.
[04:25:16] You're the one who gets the moneys.
[04:25:17] I just had to make sure you know.
[04:25:20] I had to hear you say it.
[04:25:21] Lays, you can touch them.
[04:25:22] What are you doing when me and Rod are out?
[04:25:23] Hey, jerk off!
[04:25:24] You ran the rad, you dick!
[04:25:27] Sorry.
[04:25:28] So, you didn't answer my question.
[04:25:34] Yeah.
[04:25:35] I gotta go back to work.
[04:25:37] Anything you want to say?
[04:25:39] Yeah, can you get some sweet sweets, Lays?
[04:25:42] Yeah, I can.
[04:25:43] go right now we're gonna head to it right now
[04:25:46] is lucia calling you? who's lucia? why are you getting one call from lucia? what is that?
[04:25:57] uh like lu- uh you know the pokemon lu- luca luca you know luca? like luca from the basketball
[04:26:06] team like Luca Tim?
[04:26:08] Luca Tim?
[04:26:10] Will you still love me?
[04:26:16] Bro, wait and do that bro.
[04:26:19] Now I got it broken up like bro.
[04:26:20] Nice.
[04:26:21] No.
[04:26:22] Bro, you're actually weird bro.
[04:26:23] Like bro, you're actually so weird bro.
[04:26:25] Bro, tongue tongue tongue will support me.
[04:26:28] I don't tell anyone.
[04:26:32] Damn bro, traffic's 11 minutes.
[04:26:35] That's the whole car driver right now, it's traffic.
[04:26:37] Why can't we just like invent a flying car?
[04:26:40] Flying tongue tongue tongue sewhors they said.
[04:26:43] Sorry.
[04:26:45] Should I offer my cappuccino buppuccino?
[04:26:47] Probably.
[04:26:51] Damn, bro. I kind of just want to check up on them.
[04:26:56] Bro, is there a reason my nose is still like...
[04:26:58] ...fucked in this part? Like, how do I fix it?
[04:27:01] You know, since we moved into Calabasas, by the way,
[04:27:04] Remember how I told you when I got like, I feel like a pain sharp here?
[04:27:07] Yeah.
[04:27:08] Bro, you know what's still there?
[04:27:09] It's because you sniffled so much.
[04:27:11] It's because you sniffled so much.
[04:27:13] Wait, it's because I sniffled so much?
[04:27:14] It's because you always, instead of blowing your nose, you just suck it up your nose.
[04:27:18] Oh, it's because instead of blowing, you always suck your nose.
[04:27:21] I suck on my nose.
[04:27:23] My name's Mercy and I'm fucking...
[04:27:26] That's what I thought.
[04:27:27] I'm almost turning into a police officer for a second.
[04:27:31] Wait, why, bro?
[04:27:32] Because I hate it, bro.
[04:27:33] But buddy guys hate each other
[04:27:35] But we're supposed to all be friends like imagine the day that you see that like Pepsi just done like I just go on bro
[04:27:41] You're gonna be sad
[04:27:44] What how much your buddy pal
[04:27:49] Yeah, that almost caused a fucking
[04:27:51] murder scene
[04:27:53] Who's over there buddy?
[04:27:55] Bro look this problem is holding him because he's gonna be comfort. I
[04:27:58] I get ass. Yo who made Tung Tung Tung Sohoor? Like imagine how mad they are?
[04:28:03] Bro they created like a billion dollar idea and they don't even get any money.
[04:28:06] Like it's probably like a dumb ass kid too.
[04:28:08] I mean it's A.I. It's not real.
[04:28:11] What?
[04:28:12] That's what makes them so good is they're just A.I. generated in a slob.
[04:28:16] Bro but it's Tung Tung Sohoor.
[04:28:18] What's the internet out there?
[04:28:19] What?
[04:28:20] But you know I haven't had internet in like years?
[04:28:23] I'm so dead ass.
[04:28:25] Wait Drake?
[04:28:27] What?
[04:28:28] Look, Drake law firm.
[04:28:29] Oh, it is Drake.
[04:28:30] Do you see him on the building?
[04:28:31] We do.
[04:28:32] He says Drake.
[04:28:33] Do you think he's in there?
[04:28:34] Bro, no.
[04:28:34] Drake hit my phone.
[04:28:35] He's not.
[04:28:36] He's in Toronto right now.
[04:28:37] He's with DT.
[04:28:38] Bro, I was at this fucking club in Toronto,
[04:28:42] and I did.
[04:28:42] I was gonna kick that on my section
[04:28:43] because Drake was there.
[04:28:44] Really?
[04:28:45] Yeah.
[04:28:45] She was so, like, insane.
[04:28:47] I had to call Aiden.
[04:28:48] Wait, that's kind of war.
[04:28:50] Yeah.
[04:28:50] She was like...
[04:28:51] I was at this Don Toliver concert,
[04:28:52] and this guy, like, came out
[04:28:53] and he was, like, performing the music.
[04:28:55] There was, like, three songs and stuff like that.
[04:28:56] I didn't know he was really into all regram.
[04:28:58] I've heard of that guy.
[04:29:00] That guy beefed with Kendrick Lamar.
[04:29:02] Yeah, he's better than Kendrick Lamar though.
[04:29:05] That Kendrick Lamar guy, he did the half-time show at the president's game for that one sports ball shirt.
[04:29:11] Yup, for the ice hockey Super Bowl.
[04:29:13] No, for the winter classic.
[04:29:16] Oh, that is what it was.
[04:29:18] Yup.
[04:29:20] You should be crying.
[04:29:22] Anyways, Pepsi, you know I went to a winter classic once?
[04:29:27] Yes I did, I have pictures.
[04:29:29] It was the Rangers versus the Flyers I think.
[04:29:31] I think it was that team versus that team.
[04:29:34] I think the Flyers lost because they're fucking ass.
[04:29:37] Bro, they need Wayne Gretzky and stable an auto back on the team.
[04:29:40] Bro, I'm not even kidding.
[04:29:42] You know Wayne Gretzky used to be the ass.
[04:29:44] Who's your favorite Flyers player?
[04:29:46] He used to be the rushing goalie.
[04:29:48] Does anyone know his name?
[04:29:49] I used to be addicted to him.
[04:29:51] him on God does anyone know his name
[04:29:54] rose a Russian goalie close Nathan
[04:29:58] who the fuck's Nathan oh briskolov yeah
[04:30:02] nice to be my favorite player cuz I met
[04:30:03] him like 10 times he used to live in
[04:30:05] cherry-ho he's a pretty nice dude used
[04:30:08] to come over for dinner once more he was
[04:30:10] fucking huge like he was huge not
[04:30:14] I'm not kidding.
[04:30:17] Three miles away.
[04:30:19] See?
[04:30:20] You just made it worse.
[04:30:21] What?
[04:30:22] What?
[04:30:23] Bro, so what am I supposed to do?
[04:30:24] Just blow my fucking nose?
[04:30:25] Yeah, if you watch...
[04:30:26] Now that I've pointed it out, everyone in the chat's gonna notice it,
[04:30:29] and you do that like every 10 minutes.
[04:30:30] Yeah, it's like a tick.
[04:30:31] It's like a tick.
[04:30:32] And that's why your note here,
[04:30:34] your whole head is congested.
[04:30:37] Please, I don't want to hear about talking about ticks
[04:30:38] when you every fucking five minutes
[04:30:40] have to take a hit from your pen.
[04:30:41] Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and debunk that.
[04:30:44] First of all, I have nothing wrong with that, I'm enjoying that too.
[04:30:47] What was up with that defensive lash out right there?
[04:30:50] Okay, so what's the problem?
[04:30:51] I just react.
[04:30:52] No, I don't know.
[04:30:54] Oh, I don't know.
[04:30:55] Oh, who's that calling?
[04:30:56] Is that Lucio?
[04:30:57] Oh, you're like tweaking right now.
[04:30:59] You need to reset your cortisol and go do a 2K face scan.
[04:31:02] Holy fucking gas site.
[04:31:04] You know what, Brogues, I need my cappuccino, but I need my cappuccino.
[04:31:08] I already gave it to Pepsi, bro.
[04:31:10] What do you mean you already gave it? Give me that shit!
[04:31:12] Oh, he's doing a money spread over there.
[04:31:14] See that?
[04:31:18] That's probably cool, like a middle school or like an elementary school.
[04:31:22] Your girlfriend?
[04:31:23] What about her?
[04:31:24] That's her?
[04:31:25] That's her great she's the best I've ever given her for.
[04:31:27] Okay, that's actually not where you park.
[04:31:28] Hey, you can't park there, bro.
[04:31:30] Oh yeah, open your door, you stupid fuck!
[04:31:32] That's how we're coming evil. I would have straight up took that door off.
[04:31:34] Yeah, bro.
[04:31:35] No, my girlfriend's loose now.
[04:31:37] Bro, if I have to go to the strip club for 15 hours for part of a mission, I have to do that.
[04:31:43] Like how are you gonna be mad at me?
[04:31:45] Like bro, why the fuck would GTA 6 make the strip club mission a day long of real time?
[04:31:50] Oh, sorry about that.
[04:31:51] Why would they make it the whole fucking story?
[04:31:53] Bro, you know there's a secret, like there's a Easter eggs where we have to debunk
[04:31:56] all the Easter eggs.
[04:31:57] Wait, they're all on the streets now.
[04:31:59] I got a good stream idea.
[04:32:00] Oh my god.
[04:32:01] GTA V IRL version and we can go shoe shopping IRL.
[04:32:08] Well that's actually not a bad idea but we can like we can like hype it up for GTA 6.
[04:32:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:32:15] Like just that's a good content though.
[04:32:16] Like see no one-
[04:32:17] It's like a sponsored stream.
[04:32:18] Like no one can be mad at that.
[04:32:19] You know what I'm saying?
[04:32:20] It's like bro, oh hyping up GTA 6 for the good content.
[04:32:23] It's like oh Chad what would you all rather me do?
[04:32:25] Desktop stream or IRL shoe store?
[04:32:27] Like bro, good content always wins.
[04:32:29] Yeah.
[04:32:30] Let us.
[04:32:32] Will you still love me when I am older and no longer young?
[04:32:39] Bro, I'm not going to lie. I want to do a mukbang of Rhino pills.
[04:32:43] Can that murder me? You remember the one time you almost made me take liquid heroin?
[04:32:47] Who?
[04:32:48] You! Me? You don't remember? We went, we ironed our gas station. Who was it with us? Me, you, Jason? I think it was Max, maybe?
[04:32:54] No, it was Max. It was a gas. We were on the golf cart.
[04:32:56] Yeah, bro, and everyone's like oh try this like new thing that's going blue shit. Yes
[04:33:11] It was like soul just at the gas station apparently it kills people
[04:33:16] Wait, I was like, bad, yeah.
[04:33:20] I got an ATOM.
[04:33:21] Really?
[04:33:22] Can't be like that.
[04:33:24] Bro, I just wanna own...
[04:33:26] What's that one car from GTA that has the ramp on the front?
[04:33:29] You know what I'm talking about?
[04:33:30] Oh, it's the, uh, Thanos arm.
[04:33:32] No, come on, bro.
[04:33:33] Actually, I know it's tall, but I don't want to name it.
[04:33:35] It's like the ramp of Buggy or some shit.
[04:33:37] I don't know, but I wish I had that.
[04:33:39] Cause I get to murder everyone on the street right now and get to my destination.
[04:33:44] That body cam game about to play off stream
[04:33:48] Like I'm gonna play that game with you if you're trying to role play though, I'll play but you have to role play
[04:33:52] You know if you face scan yourself into that game the sales would go crazy. Why?
[04:33:58] People don't want to hurt me that's you gotta realize I'm like a sex icon. I'm a fucking fashion statement
[04:34:06] All type of shit, bro
[04:34:11] Yeah
[04:34:12] What are you doing at work?
[04:34:15] Tell them what you're not allowed to talk to other boys, but I tell you
[04:34:20] Why is the sky so clear up?
[04:34:24] Okay, do Nathan
[04:34:27] All right, I'm almost there
[04:34:30] Don't don't talk so horrors kidding me calm. I can't do nothing
[04:34:34] Well, I'm actually excited. Maybe what do you think you think I should play GTA 5 no pixel
[04:34:38] They might
[04:34:47] Facecam or no facecam I like watching no facecam cuz like facecam kind of ruins it's a really immersion
[04:34:58] Bro, but like do I have to actually be serious like
[04:35:02] Can I do it? It's not like
[04:35:04] It's just like not being yourself you just gotta actually be someone else you can if your character is a retard then you can be a retard
[04:35:17] That's not that shout in the first heist with the special needs literally imagine you're just the fucking
[04:35:24] Yeah
[04:35:28] I don't like I don't like weird timing, but like a lot of drug gifts. I eat that haircut
[04:35:32] So what he's a hog rider now he's bold long god. Why would he want to go bald?
[04:35:46] Bro being bald was one of the worst decisions I ever did. No, it was actually
[04:35:53] No, it was terrible and I was so itchy. I got pit bulls. I got burnt on my head
[04:35:58] What else I felt sticky on my fucking head it felt weird going out public people just stared at me I looked chopped
[04:36:06] Like bro in two mile. I only did that for five hundred thousand dollars
[04:36:11] like I
[04:36:13] Don't know that's not me
[04:36:15] Sammy
[04:36:16] You know
[04:36:18] Everyone you were buzzed. Yeah, it was crazy time to be alive. I was my humiliation ritual though
[04:36:23] Yeah, it's okay. We all go through remember. I got side by brother Mark
[04:36:26] Everyone's got to do something bro. That's why we're both with Elijah Walker and the 33 Club Freemason
[04:36:31] I don't know what you just said and I don't know anything he's been but now we're in a tech talk probably somewhere
[04:36:35] I still don't know who this Elijah Walker guy is and what is a 33 Club? What is that?
[04:36:40] Just the shit I be seeing bro. Have you put like bang or someone's over the videos though so if we get me hooked
[04:36:46] What is it?
[04:36:47] Just some like Illuminati bullshit. I know it a Freemason. That's like the Illuminati
[04:36:51] Yeah, it's like all that shit
[04:36:53] But I'm not a part of that don't get a mistake in chat
[04:36:56] Bro, they told me I was on this one fucking thing back in the day. It's like the like Jinx. He was on it, too
[04:37:03] Apparently fuck someone in the chat probably knows what it is Richie used to always say it
[04:37:09] Fucking
[04:37:12] No
[04:37:16] No, it's like I forget what it's called
[04:37:23] What is the bohemian grope bro look at you try to like you don't know bro
[04:37:29] I looked it up once and it looked like a ritual on an island, but I don't know if it's fake footage
[04:37:34] It's like YouTube footage don't talk about they're like on the island. It's like
[04:37:38] Kind of got me scared. They put like the haunted music on it
[04:37:45] I look like a fucking dork with these glasses
[04:37:53] Oh shit, should we get like a little one out of ten on YouTube?
[04:38:03] Should I- my last YouTube live video was I Left Core, so this video would be called I
[04:38:08] Moved Into A New House, and then we'd just do a house store and there'd be a based
[04:38:12] on it.
[04:38:13] Yeah, we started a new group.
[04:38:14] Oh my god, that's actually a good house store.
[04:38:16] That's actually a good chat-a-siggy here.
[04:38:17] Get on that, get on that, get on that.
[04:38:23] We're literally gonna be here in two minutes. Everyone relax. It says 1.1 mile.
[04:38:29] You see, to that or we go to Bohemian Grove, y'all?
[04:38:35] My stomach hurts from that ice cream. One love.
[04:38:44] What would happen if I just went full fucking forces?
[04:38:47] Well, like fuck all you guys bro
[04:38:51] See that's how I drive place
[04:38:54] He's gonna say fuck it sometimes
[04:38:57] Rucket CVG with the crop is the miss me hockey jeans
[04:39:04] Can you put me on to smart card?
[04:39:07] sure
[04:39:09] I'm gonna send you shit tomorrow
[04:39:11] But I don't want to work work somewhere like I want to be hit like I don't want to be hit
[04:39:15] I just want to be him or about to be here
[04:39:19] Guys someone go to Drew's offline China say he's here
[04:39:25] One God
[04:39:28] What allegations
[04:39:31] Drew has allegations
[04:39:34] What the fuck did he do
[04:39:40] Sound god, he's live now, I actually would believe that
[04:39:45] I
[04:39:49] Drew's a piece of shit
[04:39:57] You make a good car quick wish
[04:40:04] Yeah
[04:40:06] God you fucking a dork
[04:40:08] What's it?
[04:40:09] What are you calling a door?
[04:40:10] Bro, I'm about to be here, bro.
[04:40:12] Make sure my Wi-Fi's good, bitch.
[04:40:14] Yo, yo.
[04:40:15] That'll be the fucking Wi-Fi, man.
[04:40:18] Yo, yo.
[04:40:19] Yo, house service.
[04:40:20] You're fine.
[04:40:21] You're fine.
[04:40:22] Yo, house service.
[04:40:23] Yo, bro, can I do a house store?
[04:40:24] It's like you got like a little one out of ten on YouTube.
[04:40:26] You want to check out my house?
[04:40:27] Yeah, bro.
[04:40:28] Can I show it to you?
[04:40:29] Yeah, hold on.
[04:40:30] Hold on.
[04:40:31] Be careful here.
[04:40:32] Wait for me down for now a little bit.
[04:40:37] Big straight footer.
[04:40:39] Big straight footer doesn't know.
[04:40:41] Mods kill the president.
[04:40:42] What?
[04:40:43] Don't joke like that?
[04:40:44] That's how you get on a watch list.
[04:40:50] The fuck is this girl looking?
[04:40:57] Can I show it?
[04:40:58] That's your phone.
[04:40:59] Uh, just go to the front.
[04:41:01] All right, take that one.
[04:41:03] This is going to be my new house.
[04:41:05] Oh, for a little YouTube video?
[04:41:07] Yo, yo, yo YouTube welcome to my new house tour
[04:41:21] You know recently you guys saw the last video. I left core
[04:41:26] Little 1.3 million views on the video today. I'm joining my new friends and honestly this is my new house, bro
[04:41:32] This is my new house tour. I just bought this house. It cost me about how much it cost me, Drew
[04:41:37] This right here
[04:41:40] Here four point three million four point three million dollars, you know
[04:41:44] This is just what I do bro. You know I spend a lot of money. I make a lot of money, but all the end of the day
[04:41:48] Yeah, let's go check out my house, bro. Should we check out my house? Yeah?
[04:41:53] Yeah, you know, so this is my house tour this is obviously the big house
[04:41:59] What are y'all doing here
[04:42:01] What the fuck is Samuel Tay says, bro?
[04:42:04] Yo, y'all have to get on the fucking game.
[04:42:07] Like, what are y'all doing?
[04:42:09] We're taking a break.
[04:42:11] We're taking a break, bro.
[04:42:12] How close did you guys get to win it?
[04:42:14] I mean, we're pretty close.
[04:42:15] Wait, what are you got right now?
[04:42:16] We're about to get a Minecraft.
[04:42:18] We know damn well you've been playing Minecraft.
[04:42:20] No, we're not.
[04:42:21] No, we're not.
[04:42:23] What was that last year when I just happened?
[04:42:25] I'm just doing my house first.
[04:42:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:42:27] All right, y'all, so this is my living room right here.
[04:42:30] This is my beautiful home, this is my beautiful house.
[04:42:36] A lot of shit everywhere, really nice, really nice.
[04:42:39] These are my cereals, this is my stuff's name.
[04:42:44] This is my chicken right here, you know what I'm saying?
[04:42:48] I just eat okay.
[04:42:49] We got a W in the shirt.
[04:42:50] This is like chicken for a death.
[04:42:51] Yeah, this is like my lemon.
[04:42:53] Sour, bro.
[04:42:55] These are fake, bro.
[04:42:57] They're fake. They're not real.
[04:42:58] Obviously over here, we have my water supply, now this is a really nice spot, you know, this
[04:43:04] means a lot to me, it's very modern, it's what I love, you know what I'm saying?
[04:43:07] Trish on the backyard?
[04:43:08] Trish on the backyard?
[04:43:09] Trish on the backyard.
[04:43:10] Is it not?
[04:43:11] I love the Frichard Shudder.
[04:43:12] So these are my two special needs for you.
[04:43:15] I knew one was good looking, one is not.
[04:43:18] What are they wearing here?
[04:43:20] The Frichard is in.
[04:43:22] The Frichard?
[04:43:23] You guys call it the Frichard.
[04:43:26] Now this, this is my favorite part. You're probably wondering, Ron, for $5 million, what
[04:43:32] are you getting? Obviously we have my beautiful pool here. It's actually amazing. This is
[04:43:38] one of my biggest pools ever. You know what I'm saying? I mean, look at this. Look how
[04:43:41] beautiful this is. We've got 15 feet deep. Nothing crazy. Nothing too much. Nonetheless,
[04:43:46] it's really nice though. It's really nice. You know, obviously we have some beautiful
[04:43:48] grass here. We get a W grass in the chat. We have a beautiful kitchen stove outside.
[04:43:53] Also, sometimes if you're lucky, you can get the good lighting. Come here.
[04:43:58] Like, what do I look? Is this my golden hour?
[04:44:02] Yeah, come here. Can I show you something cool? That only the viewers and you get to see?
[04:44:05] Like, I don't usually show this on my house stories, you know what I'm saying?
[04:44:07] Yeah.
[04:44:08] Um, so this is my campfire.
[04:44:10] So late at night, I'll be coming here and, you know, tell camp stories, do whatever I need to do.
[04:44:15] This is my spot, you know?
[04:44:16] Um, beautiful bushes.
[04:44:18] Uh, no one can see. No one can see inside here.
[04:44:20] Um, what else do you want to see?
[04:44:23] to talk to you bro. Oh I'm down to see you ever. Oh okay come here let's keep moving.
[04:44:28] It's a beautiful house. It is nice. Over here we have...
[04:44:43] Wow very interesting. You're probably wondering what word this is this is kind
[04:44:50] That's about the life. This is my living room kitchen area
[04:44:55] across from it is
[04:44:59] Holy shit
[04:45:01] Across from it is this you know what I'm saying just in case you know
[04:45:04] Just in case I have any intruders, you know what I'm saying
[04:45:07] Very nice very nice very nice
[04:45:09] I can get banned on youtube, you know, it's okay. It's actually a pretty cool B&B
[04:45:14] I mean I need a house my house
[04:45:16] Damn, bro. Should I start investing more money?
[04:45:21] This is weak. This is beautiful, bro.
[04:45:26] Wow.
[04:45:31] Hey, how's it going, bro?
[04:45:36] Bro, you guys still got, like, days left.
[04:45:40] I don't know. One night.
[04:45:42] We got one night.
[04:45:44] What are they really about to eat Minecraft right now?
[04:45:46] Did you guys catch any Minecraft first time?
[04:45:48] I think so. I think so, yeah.
[04:45:50] Okay, good. On to...
[04:45:52] Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[04:45:54] I've got it all mashed up, I'm gonna be honest.
[04:45:56] They're all super solid, but some cereal sucks, but yeah.
[04:45:58] This is the best cereal, by the way.
[04:45:59] Cookie Chris, try as much as you want me to send these up.
[04:46:01] This is a classic.
[04:46:02] Okay, so what would you put?
[04:46:04] What would you put in the number one?
[04:46:06] Chat Facts or no. This is the best cereal.
[04:46:08] I'll be cinnamon toast.
[04:46:10] Cheerios is ass if you don't have strawberries.
[04:46:12] I don't even know what happened to these.
[04:46:14] Pro.
[04:46:15] Which one have you not tasted?
[04:46:17] I like these ones.
[04:46:18] Golden Grams.
[04:46:19] I don't know what Golden Grams is.
[04:46:21] That is good.
[04:46:22] Reese's Puffs is pretty peak.
[04:46:23] Yes.
[04:46:24] How do you know this is so good?
[04:46:25] Reese's Puffs is like the goats there.
[04:46:26] Like I could suck on this all day.
[04:46:27] Fruit Loves.
[04:46:28] Uh huh.
[04:46:29] Except they're soggy.
[04:46:30] They suck soggy.
[04:46:31] Oh, no.
[04:46:32] They suck.
[04:46:33] They suck.
[04:46:34] They suck.
[04:46:35] They suck.
[04:46:36] They suck.
[04:46:37] They suck.
[04:46:38] They suck.
[04:46:39] They suck.
[04:46:40] They suck.
[04:46:41] This is the one, they're not that one. That's what you meant, right?
[04:46:46] Bro, look at that.
[04:46:48] You got a punch.
[04:46:50] Yeah, that makes sense.
[04:46:52] Not him, but the guy.
[04:46:54] I don't want to be in guy's head, man.
[04:46:59] It's a trick.
[04:47:02] No, I don't fuck you. Fucking spectrum.
[04:47:05] And every meatonist, they have fiber, and then they become their fucking spectrum.
[04:47:09] There's Twitch VODs. There's Twitch VODs that will be testing the internet here.
[04:47:16] They're saying, for the TIP.
[04:47:18] You leaked the IP?
[04:47:19] Yeah, you did.
[04:47:21] Who doesn't have the IP?
[04:47:22] I heard you installed the wrong code.
[04:47:24] Yeah, I did. That one was up to.
[04:47:26] I downloaded it.
[04:47:27] Thank you.
[04:47:28] No, so I was literally in the room, and I had my YouTube stream dashboard open, and
[04:47:33] he just clips the back arrow and shows the screen in the IP address.
[04:47:37] It's not only the last black flag. It's back from right down.
[04:47:42] I'm just exploring that black... You guys have so much cereal.
[04:47:45] Yeah, I know.
[04:47:46] Can I check? Maybe we broke the shower upstairs so the water doesn't...
[04:47:49] Hang on, can I go check?
[04:47:51] The water in the shower doesn't work.
[04:47:52] Alright, I'll just mess up my second part of my house tour after leaving Cora.
[04:47:55] Yep.
[04:47:57] That's a beautiful house!
[04:47:59] This is nicer, bro. I'm not gonna work here.
[04:48:01] How much is this house?
[04:48:02] Bro, you're gonna want to buy it.
[04:48:04] I might buy it.
[04:48:05] What's down there?
[04:48:07] The 3.5 is not bad.
[04:48:09] It is not bad.
[04:48:11] What's that?
[04:48:13] The neighborhood.
[04:48:15] The neighborhood's kinda bad.
[04:48:17] We're on a trip back there.
[04:48:19] It's pretty nice up.
[04:48:21] Wait, another setup?
[04:48:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[04:48:25] Is your wall a setup?
[04:48:27] I mean bro, this is my um...
[04:48:29] It's actually like a lot of different rooms.
[04:48:31] Okay, so this is my bedroom.
[04:48:33] I'm just kidding. This is my guest. This is where all my guests sleep. So come in. Come in. Don't be shy
[04:48:37] So obviously a ginormous plant. That's abnormally large in my corner right here
[04:48:42] And then we also have
[04:48:44] My beautiful sink. This is my clone that I mainly use
[04:48:49] You know, this is not a leap obviously. This is my this is my clone. I believe this is true
[04:48:53] Well, so don't be copying that
[04:48:55] You know, let's keep moving
[04:48:58] You wanna keep moving with me?
[04:49:03] Over here, we also have another room, you know, this is another guest room if you're ever feeling guesty.
[04:49:10] Bro, this room is really nice though, yeah.
[04:49:12] Like for a guest to come by, to peek the ceilings, to peek the length, to peek the wood.
[04:49:15] I mean, Chad, what do you think about this light skin of the wood?
[04:49:18] What do you think?
[04:49:19] This is the type of house I would live in.
[04:49:21] It's a good style of house.
[04:49:22] But, what do you call this type of house?
[04:49:24] It's a little too modern.
[04:49:26] Is that what it is?
[04:49:27] Modern?
[04:49:28] I mean, it is pretty modern.
[04:49:30] Is that what it's called?
[04:49:31] I don't know all the wood is nice, but it's just too new
[04:49:36] It's fucking stinky
[04:49:39] Bro, this is a beautiful house. I love the lighting in here like no bullshit
[04:49:44] Wait, can I go into the Minecraft room?
[04:49:48] Can I go in the Minecraft room?
[04:49:53] So over here it's they got minecraft
[04:49:58] You know, this is a nice tree
[04:50:00] I don't even think this is in the frame. I think it's just put up this thing. Oh, so I'm gonna go chub. Wait, what?
[04:50:08] Okay, this is kind of Pete darling, look
[04:50:12] I can't shut the door though door doesn't shut because of the wire on the ground
[04:50:15] We didn't think of that. You're not to move the wire to the corner of the door bar. Yeah, that's not gonna work
[04:50:24] Oh shit
[04:50:26] Remember from your last PL here. I forgot to put it on the wall. Oh, you didn't give it low key
[04:50:31] Listen, case you ever need this. That's pretty good for a good blue free blue. It's pretty nice
[04:50:36] Wait, so I start their hardcore minecraft server and I died that count. Oh my god. You should go at least his Twitter
[04:50:41] Make it sweet. This is Twitter. Oh my god
[04:50:49] You should feel like
[04:50:56] We gotta make this like 15 minutes, 20 minutes, so.
[04:51:01] Okay, so here's a very nice room.
[04:51:03] Now you're probably wondering, what is this?
[04:51:05] Yeah, so this is my wet paint art part.
[04:51:08] So basically, this is supposed to resemble my feelings.
[04:51:11] So I'm a little schizophrenic, so in the middle of the night,
[04:51:13] sometimes I take a paint brush and this is one of the creations I made.
[04:51:15] This is called Lost in Time.
[04:51:17] Do you understand it?
[04:51:18] No, but you explain it to me.
[04:51:20] Oh
[04:51:25] Oh
[04:51:29] Hello, but the same can tweet me and ring got a crib together man time five by making the others next year
[04:51:35] I'm gonna fuck around to be your landlord from Monty
[04:51:39] Your money bro, I'll buy that house and raise the rent you understand me and then kick you guys out
[04:51:44] And put a family of fucking four with one single mother and put the rent to five thousand dollars a month to fuck her over
[04:51:50] watch how you talk to me
[04:51:53] you see me just calling my phone?
[04:51:59] whoa that's kind of swaggy what the fuck
[04:52:02] no well i gotta make this video longer so
[04:52:04] can you believe it um over here of course we have another one this one's a little bit of
[04:52:10] quality room now this is usually my room it's the master um obviously i like to sleep on wood
[04:52:15] to remind myself to be humble okay so this is japanese imported wood straight from japan
[04:52:20] And this is beautiful wood.
[04:52:22] Beautiful little room going on over here.
[04:52:24] And then, of course, we have my bathtub
[04:52:27] for some reason with the microphone and a camera.
[04:52:31] Usually I'm on some freaky shit.
[04:52:32] Like, I'm on some weird shit recently,
[04:52:34] but I mean, it's okay.
[04:52:35] Let's go check out my Cologne collection, yeah.
[04:52:37] This house is weird, bro.
[04:52:39] Yeah, I don't really like this house.
[04:52:40] It's like weird now.
[04:52:41] This is me alone.
[04:52:42] Okay.
[04:52:43] Oh, come here.
[04:52:44] This is my balcony where I pee sometimes.
[04:52:45] And look, there's actually no door here.
[04:52:47] This is just for show.
[04:52:48] Oh.
[04:52:50] You know, this is actually a really good balcony.
[04:52:54] As you can see, we have a really beautiful view.
[04:52:57] This is actually really nice.
[04:52:58] You get to see a lot.
[04:53:00] Like here, right here,
[04:53:00] we got to show it from this side right here.
[04:53:01] The show from like that.
[04:53:03] Like look how beautiful that is.
[04:53:04] Like, like, bro.
[04:53:06] The best part is like seeing over it
[04:53:08] because you get to see like everything.
[04:53:10] You know what I'm talking about?
[04:53:11] Did you get what I'm talking about or not?
[04:53:12] Yeah, it looks pretty nice.
[04:53:13] You get to see everything.
[04:53:14] Let's keep moving that way up.
[04:53:17] Let's keep moving that way up.
[04:53:20] Is it good?
[04:53:22] Hold on, let me just...
[04:53:24] Hey, Pepsi!
[04:53:28] Hey, Pepsi, I'm trying to do my housework.
[04:53:31] I'm...
[04:53:33] Oh, it's soundproof.
[04:53:37] 333 Mason. Symbolism.
[04:53:40] This is Aisho's feet.
[04:53:42] What is that?
[04:53:44] What is he doing, bruh?
[04:53:46] Bro, Pepsi, let us in!
[04:53:50] Well, let me in
[04:53:53] Pull the question
[04:53:57] Let me in open the door. I don't want your trullo trullo. Look bro. Look
[04:54:06] Well, he's a grown-ass man really you know, bro five up this
[04:54:10] I'll fuck this.
[04:54:18] Bro, let me in!
[04:54:20] Bro, I have content to make!
[04:54:32] Let me in!
[04:54:34] Hey bro, I see your stupid fucking toy!
[04:54:37] Hey bro, do you see that this shit's funny?
[04:54:41] Do you see that this shit's a joke food?
[04:54:43] Oh, you guys are laughing.
[04:54:45] Okay, keep laughing bro, I'm gonna jump.
[04:54:47] Is that what y'all want?
[04:54:49] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[04:54:51] No, I'm not doing this, bro.
[04:54:53] I can't even jump this, look at this.
[04:54:55] I can't even see fucking over this.
[04:54:57] No, Pepsi bro, I gotta create my content.
[04:54:59] Well, I gotta make content.
[04:55:01] I make content.
[04:55:03] Oh my...
[04:55:05] Bro, bro, like, what's just us three, then?
[04:55:12] Do you think I put a flashlight in this little guy?
[04:55:18] Probably.
[04:55:19] Bro, this is not Tong Tong Tong Soho, is it?
[04:55:23] Like, that is not him.
[04:55:24] Who the fuck is this, bro?
[04:55:26] Okay guys, we're actually doing a giveaway right now for a Lamborghini Urus with a
[04:55:30] Tong Tong Tong Soho added to it.
[04:55:31] All you gotta do is drop one gift that's up and you're automatically entering the
[04:55:33] giveaway.
[04:55:34] if you want to get this up and drop me if you want me to go fuck myself yo can
[04:55:37] we get in but he actually left us we actually left us so what do you want to
[04:55:43] do here just chill are we honest my grip your shit would you be turned on yeah
[04:55:49] like what the fuck is this bro yo I got it in my house store I want to go
[04:56:01] I don't want to!
[04:56:03] I don't want to!
[04:56:05] Bro, let me...
[04:56:07] Bro, come on!
[04:56:09] Bro, Betsy locked me out more!
[04:56:11] I'm just a baby!
[04:56:13] I'm just a baby!
[04:56:15] Marla, let me in!
[04:56:17] Bro, I'm just a baby!
[04:56:19] Marla, look!
[04:56:25] Bro, let me in!
[04:56:27] Yeah, you're sexy, bro.
[04:56:31] You look good, bro.
[04:56:33] You be doing makeup?
[04:56:35] Bro, stop!
[04:56:38] Bro, let me in, bro. I gotta get my video out.
[04:56:40] It's on their name. Just break the door.
[04:56:42] I'll try it.
[04:56:45] It doesn't matter. See if you need it.
[04:56:47] You can see it. Give me some skin.
[04:56:49] It's not good. Give me some skin.
[04:56:51] Bro, you look good, bro. You got makeup on?
[04:56:53] No, I don't got makeup on.
[04:56:55] Maybe you got better looking, right?
[04:56:56] Bro.
[04:56:57] Yeah.
[04:56:57] Thanks, guys.
[04:56:59] What y'all doing right now?
[04:56:59] Y'all better kill Minecraft?
[04:57:01] I'm here.
[04:57:01] We're about to.
[04:57:02] Any tips and tricks or no?
[04:57:03] Yeah, bro.
[04:57:04] Just don't die.
[04:57:05] Also, just don't go up to the creepers.
[04:57:07] And yeah, this is going to be your first time
[04:57:08] playing hard for Minecraft.
[04:57:10] No second time.
[04:57:11] No, the first time you guys had a sectioned high.
[04:57:13] OK, it was just fall.
[04:57:15] No, it was not.
[04:57:15] No, it was not.
[04:57:16] I'm standing on this.
[04:57:17] Lacey wanted to.
[04:57:19] Whoa!
[04:57:20] Yo!
[04:57:21] I've said it both of us.
[04:57:22] Yo!
[04:57:23] Oh no.
[04:57:25] Nooo.
[04:57:27] Lime's nobody that's gonna get ass.
[04:57:31] It's like, that's disgusting.
[04:57:34] That is actually disgusting.
[04:57:36] What is that?
[04:57:37] It's a fucking re-oreal rhesus.
[04:57:39] So that's what he uses?
[04:57:41] Yeah.
[04:57:42] It smells not nice.
[04:57:44] Would he be mad if I like-
[04:57:48] Whatever she has this to like, bro.
[04:57:50] Wait, so you guys all been showering together?
[04:57:52] I'm gonna use money. Yeah, it doesn't work. So you guys think you're gonna get out tonight or not? Oh, it's not
[04:58:00] You're gonna die. I don't think I'm gonna die. But like well, I'm not gonna be honest like okay
[04:58:05] Don't lie. Don't read the chat cuz the chat's probably gonna agree with me
[04:58:08] Bar you are you all gonna are y'all gonna sell for content or you're gonna try to beat it swear
[04:58:12] I'm hand-on-bible. I'm not some content. I don't think you guys are gonna be the first try
[04:58:16] I've done is if you sat down right now and locked in and actually want to beat it you could be there yes
[04:58:22] Hardcore, first try.
[04:58:24] Yeah, I did it last time when you guys did it, and I actually did hardcore.
[04:58:26] First try.
[04:58:27] Yeah, you don't remember? I didn't talk about it.
[04:58:28] I know, I remember.
[04:58:29] Yeah.
[04:58:29] How many did it take you? Like 3 hours?
[04:58:31] Like 5.
[04:58:32] So if we really want it right now, we can beat it.
[04:58:35] Like actually, if we actually try it.
[04:58:36] No, you'll probably die to some bullshit.
[04:58:39] Yeah.
[04:58:42] I don't know, does Lacy's chat think he can do it?
[04:58:45] Does your chat think you can do it?
[04:58:46] Oh, watch it? No, hell no.
[04:58:48] I didn't know why, I didn't know.
[04:58:49] I want you to play Fortnite, but you're really good.
[04:58:51] Bro, I'm trying to talk to you bro, no I didn't, I'm elected.
[04:58:55] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
[04:58:56] You're just like, we're like, what's this guy all fours doing?
[04:58:59] Yeah, I watched this guy rolling around.
[04:59:01] We're scared of a dead body.
[04:59:03] If I rock these glasses, be honest.
[04:59:04] I don't need it for my vision.
[04:59:06] Is it blue light or?
[04:59:07] No, it's only good.
[04:59:08] Can I turn it off?
[04:59:09] I'm not sure, I'm not okay.
[04:59:10] My eyes didn't look huge, no?
[04:59:11] Bro, those glasses are actually...
[04:59:14] Fire, those look good.
[04:59:16] What?
[04:59:16] Those glasses are actually tough.
[04:59:17] Where'd you get them?
[04:59:18] Where'd you get them?
[04:59:19] Those like, those gotta be like...
[04:59:21] Tollers holy shit
[04:59:37] Sky's you buy with the nose on
[04:59:42] Now I'm seeing it I'm seeing it. I'm not gonna. I don't know people would have gotten his arm
[04:59:45] No, it's not boys. No, maybe no more. This is an AP no, bro
[04:59:48] We're doing like Fitbits, you know
[04:59:50] We're talking about steps and shit
[04:59:51] Okay
[04:59:52] So where did they see you go?
[04:59:53] Oh, a little bathroom break
[04:59:54] Oh, okay, alright
[04:59:55] But yeah, Minecraft is doing
[04:59:57] As you can see the Starlings on the
[04:59:59] Oh yeah, bro, that's where they are
[05:00:00] There's three Starlings
[05:00:01] Three Starlings
[05:00:02] Wait, so why didn't you get the Wi-Fi?
[05:00:03] We could use
[05:00:04] So when I got the Airbnb
[05:00:06] Bro, it was your fault though
[05:00:07] You went live instead of working
[05:00:09] No, no, when I got the Airbnb
[05:00:11] They said, yeah, we have five or great speeds
[05:00:13] Yeah, yeah, we get to get here fucking 20 upload speeds
[05:00:16] I'm just trying to be a streamer now. Are you trying to be a employee still?
[05:00:18] I just want to not try to be a streamer, bro.
[05:00:20] I don't know. I mean, I just...
[05:00:22] I mean, you tell me, bro.
[05:00:24] I mean, bro, we thought it was a message, bro.
[05:00:26] I was pretty bad.
[05:00:27] You solved the wrong call at duty.
[05:00:28] Okay, I'll take blame for it, but the call at duty I solved
[05:00:31] had Warzone.
[05:00:33] And that's why I thought it was Warzone.
[05:00:35] Also, I've never played it, so...
[05:00:37] Oh, I ended up seeing it.
[05:00:39] Damn, Marlon, it's almost your birthday.
[05:00:40] Yeah, bro. It's your birthday on the 7th.
[05:00:42] Yeah, I know, dude. I know.
[05:00:44] What are we doing, guys?
[05:00:45] I'm going to get the same tattoo as you so we can match very well.
[05:00:48] I actually like that.
[05:00:49] I'll have to do a lot.
[05:00:50] I'll go with you, bro.
[05:00:51] We guys know what we're doing.
[05:00:52] Bro, I want to do something for your birthday.
[05:00:54] But you're going to be in this house.
[05:00:56] No, I am not.
[05:00:58] Bro, we got...what is it?
[05:01:00] Five days?
[05:01:01] You got like two days.
[05:01:02] Dude.
[05:01:03] Bro, it's not time to fly in water right now.
[05:01:04] What is it?
[05:01:05] It's September 7th.
[05:01:06] It's not my fucking birthday.
[05:01:08] I've heard that before.
[05:01:09] I mean, are you going to be here?
[05:01:13] Yes.
[05:01:14] No, no, no. I'm leaving by myself.
[05:01:17] Alright, bro. We can go do something.
[05:01:19] Alright, so you didn't know who?
[05:01:20] I'm down here, no who. Lomali who, maybe?
[05:01:22] That's where no one is.
[05:01:24] Alright, bro.
[05:01:25] You see this, though? Like, peep the sound boxes or whatever.
[05:01:28] No fucking way. I've seen no way.
[05:01:32] Can you like that?
[05:01:33] With a baseball bat, that's like, you're weird shit.
[05:01:35] Bro, I know you're bored of this shit. You're ready to get out of here.
[05:01:39] You are so bad at games, I know you're...
[05:01:42] I think it's fun to play Lacey's good so it's probably more fun for him. You are just ass. I gotta be honest
[05:01:48] I should play Call of Duty more you try just you I saw you take fall damage
[05:01:53] You thought oh, I thought it's like for tonight. I thought it pops a glider for people. I died to fall
[05:02:01] I know 20 fourth office of peace Kobe. He's our he's our savior today, so I'm like, well you're losing your mind
[05:02:08] If you hop on a game right now, he's fun. Yeah, I think it's
[05:02:10] I can't believe you guys showed the war zone.
[05:02:13] I think everyone in the chat can agree.
[05:02:14] Four guys probably fun to watch.
[05:02:15] War zone is just like, how did you guys win?
[05:02:18] I didn't watch it.
[05:02:19] I think we were just like lucky.
[05:02:21] How many kills did you guys get?
[05:02:23] 51, right?
[05:02:25] 51?
[05:02:27] What is it, a bot lobby?
[05:02:29] I don't know, wait, what did we get?
[05:02:32] 51?
[05:02:34] I retribute.
[05:02:36] We're saying 53 in the chat.
[05:02:37] 53 kills it.
[05:02:39] Oh, you were...
[05:02:42] Oh, 50.
[05:02:44] That boy's had a V-Piano and then...
[05:02:46] I don't know how to fucking V-Piano.
[05:02:48] Yeah, you're not cheering up to...
[05:02:50] Pressure counts.
[05:02:51] Pressure counts?
[05:02:52] Yeah, it's...
[05:02:54] Put a little fudge and I'll shoot him back.
[05:02:56] Yo, Lason!
[05:02:58] Larry's here.
[05:03:01] Oh, God.
[05:03:02] You all think you're gonna beat this first shot?
[05:03:04] Yes.
[05:03:05] My ass is never, are you gonna sell for tons of it?
[05:03:07] I owe my soul, like, if you sell content.
[05:03:09] I won't. I want to win. I want to get out of here.
[05:03:11] I understand, man.
[05:03:12] I don't want to win, bro.
[05:03:13] Why are you laughing?
[05:03:15] It's the first time I've made hardcore Minecraft.
[05:03:17] I know.
[05:03:18] But, okay, what's the difference between hardcore and what we play?
[05:03:20] Yeah, can you actually tell us?
[05:03:21] Yeah, so you guys know how you got hit by a skeleton, and it did half a heart?
[05:03:25] Yeah.
[05:03:26] Yeah, it does like four hearts.
[05:03:27] They were on medium mode with the heart of the texture back.
[05:03:30] So what is that? So how?
[05:03:31] So if you get hit by a zombie, it's gonna do like three hearts.
[05:03:33] That's not even bad.
[05:03:34] Instead of half a heart.
[05:03:35] Even if we have armor?
[05:03:36] I don't know.
[05:03:36] But it's going to be a whole different video game.
[05:03:37] Yeah.
[05:03:38] You also lose food more.
[05:03:40] Oh, god.
[05:03:41] But is it the exact same thing?
[05:03:42] Like, we're not allowed to.
[05:03:43] I mean, it's the same game.
[05:03:44] But you know, I say, I'll hold up a shield and win, like,
[05:03:46] you know, the shield's full.
[05:03:47] Are the skeletons shoot faster?
[05:03:48] Yeah.
[05:03:49] I mean, eventually, try another one.
[05:03:51] Yes.
[05:03:51] How do you know that?
[05:03:52] All right.
[05:03:52] We're not going to be awake during that time.
[05:03:54] What do you mean?
[05:03:54] What?
[05:03:55] As soon as we see a skeleton, we're going in our beds.
[05:03:57] And we're going to sleep no matter what.
[05:03:57] What button?
[05:03:58] Jade.
[05:03:59] Do you want a torch to have?
[05:04:01] I don't know.
[05:04:02] You're just sleeping in the night?
[05:04:03] Yeah, you were just such a mod.
[05:04:04] Oh, make sure you go to bed in the nether.
[05:04:06] Seriously.
[05:04:07] It's easy way to start a new life.
[05:04:09] You get free ender girls.
[05:04:11] Okay.
[05:04:12] You got that life.
[05:04:14] No, no, please don't do that.
[05:04:16] Please do not sleep in the nether.
[05:04:17] Bro, when you get to the nether, just know that your whole chance is going to be
[05:04:20] canned, tied, or tied, or ZZZ, like they want you to sleep in the nether.
[05:04:23] You don't want to sleep in the nether.
[05:04:25] Damn, I can't wait to see them do farming for endermen.
[05:04:29] That's going to be pretty fun.
[05:04:31] This is when we could do when they get stuck in the boats.
[05:04:33] Yeah, yeah.
[05:04:33] It's easy.
[05:04:34] If we just walk up to them, put a little boat down.
[05:04:35] Yeah, it's all right.
[05:04:36] Yeah, yeah.
[05:04:37] So you think you're going to get out tonight?
[05:04:38] You're going to be dragging tonight?
[05:04:39] No, I think we're going to prep tonight, and then tomorrow.
[05:04:41] Tomorrow morning, we'll hit it.
[05:04:43] Realistically, if you guys know how to do the totem form,
[05:04:45] I don't even know how to do that shit.
[05:04:46] You could probably win.
[05:04:46] I would reset it, but I've never,
[05:04:49] I didn't even know what it was, totem.
[05:04:50] I don't mean, I've never had a totem in the game.
[05:04:52] I don't know how it works.
[05:04:53] I don't know if that exists.
[05:04:54] Do you know how that exists?
[05:04:55] I don't know how worse because they had how many speed I like
[05:04:58] They have like 18 of the guy
[05:05:01] Yeah, but speed like said my head shot to do three and then got killed. It was pretty funny actually. Yeah. Oh God
[05:05:07] What do you what does it try and even do though?
[05:05:10] It's like when you die like
[05:05:12] In your hand, right? Yeah, you can put it in like your other hand. You're all
[05:05:17] Worst case scenario you guys restart and then to take another 40 hours to get back to it
[05:05:20] What are you talking about? We're going to have to have an American on?
[05:05:22] Yeah, once you guys play the game?
[05:05:24] We're taking about 20% of our revenue from the marathon.
[05:05:26] We're going to Vegas.
[05:05:28] How are you guys going to get there?
[05:05:30] JSS.
[05:05:32] Well, the marathon might be done tonight.
[05:05:34] We're going to go tomorrow.
[05:05:36] I fucking hope so.
[05:05:38] Nah, I look here when I watch you play World of the Night, the game is freaking hot.
[05:05:40] Like, hand playing Warzone?
[05:05:42] It's the most fun I had was playing Warzone.
[05:05:44] Yeah, because you guys...
[05:05:46] Warzone is more fun.
[05:05:48] I'm doing either but now I'm looking at from level I look you want to see you guys die my crap
[05:05:53] So you go like five more days like you should miss his birthday, but if I change you say on my birthday
[05:05:58] I'll jump off that guy brother if we die
[05:06:01] This is my new shit. Oh no. Oh
[05:06:04] Yeah, there's a lot of people in my chat once like Nicholas Fosco
[05:06:12] No, bro imagine how are you gonna be
[05:06:14] You're going to be 25.
[05:06:18] That's 28.
[05:06:19] Bro, you're a quarter of a way of being 100.
[05:06:22] You're half of 50.
[05:06:24] You're closer to 50.
[05:06:25] You're not going to be your own birthday singer.
[05:06:27] Or not.
[05:06:28] You probably are.
[05:06:29] There's no chance.
[05:06:30] Even if you got my credit card, go right back to being like 20 minutes or as an
[05:06:34] important thing.
[05:06:35] You realize a lot of these get harder.
[05:06:36] You know, what?
[05:06:37] You're like 20 or something.
[05:06:38] It was all right.
[05:06:39] It took you guys on a normal load of like two days.
[05:06:42] Five days.
[05:06:43] Yeah, five minutes.
[05:06:44] One of the ones you're not losing the game.
[05:06:46] But now I'm like, look at that.
[05:06:47] See you got a craft of pickaxe?
[05:06:48] Yeah, it's two zigs.
[05:06:49] And what?
[05:06:51] Wood.
[05:06:56] Yeah, bro, I wish y'all the best of luck, man, you know?
[05:06:58] Oh, thank you, bro.
[05:06:59] I appreciate that.
[05:06:59] I'll be sure to hate watch.
[05:07:01] Yeah, like what?
[05:07:01] Yeah.
[05:07:02] We're going to be at the end of some speedrun again,
[05:07:04] you mean?
[05:07:04] You guys aren't going to be at the end today.
[05:07:06] There's not a minute shot.
[05:07:06] Like, I'm dead, I'm serious.
[05:07:08] I think I can, like, I'm not going to be like,
[05:07:09] I actually don't want to play that game,
[05:07:10] but I could go home and play it and be the first try.
[05:07:12] Can you beat it for like 40 minutes?
[05:07:14] I beat it for one time before I go for it.
[05:07:15] I guess you guys, it was five hours.
[05:07:17] All right, so when you're beating it for 40 minutes,
[05:07:19] like, how do you watch that speed run it?
[05:07:22] No, I'm thinking this, how do we find
[05:07:24] the different volume in 40 minutes?
[05:07:28] Get back.
[05:07:29] There's luck, right?
[05:07:30] Lates, come on, it is luck.
[05:07:32] Another one.
[05:07:33] Oh, look.
[05:07:33] Do you watch that speed run it?
[05:07:34] You gotta sleep.
[05:07:35] I'm telling you.
[05:07:36] I'm dead ass serious.
[05:07:37] Why are you smiling when you say that?
[05:07:38] Because you don't believe me.
[05:07:39] When you're sleeping another,
[05:07:40] I see it go for speedrun. See about it.
[05:07:45] You can speedrun easily.
[05:07:50] How does this work?
[05:07:54] How much does it cost?
[05:07:59] It's a nice piece of paper.
[05:08:04] Yeah, how much dollar purchase that she she says speed speed for mine crap. It's a nice beat bro
[05:08:14] Hey, I'll see you on fucking 7th, but I will see tomorrow
[05:08:21] We're tonight, you know
[05:08:25] What's your the best of luck bro?
[05:08:27] Bro, don't
[05:08:29] Hey, listen the child was to see content
[05:08:31] Don't win it first try
[05:08:33] Bro die
[05:08:36] Just ruin his whole day just no no get ask go in the game right when you're in just die instantly
[05:08:41] I mean oh sure nothing's a matter because lazy to someone so you got to like take Lacey out and then you die
[05:08:51] We are never just like an accident mind a block. I remember what I mean to do that. It's them off make them drown in lava
[05:08:59] Oh make these shit about you right
[05:09:03] Fucking right, I'm making this shit about me, guys, come on, let's get into this shit.
[05:09:07] So why do you guys set different sexes?
[05:09:09] Well, I thought it would be a pretty good idea to switch, uh, switch biome from real life.
[05:09:13] You hear me?
[05:09:14] Are you ready or what, dude?
[05:09:19] I changed my mind.
[05:09:20] What?
[05:09:21] I don't want to do it all around.
[05:09:23] No, please don't.
[05:09:24] I need to speedrun.
[05:09:25] Yeah.
[05:09:26] I need to speedrun.
[05:09:27] I'll see you on your birthday, bro.
[05:09:28] No, bro, we can do it.
[05:09:31] Bro, what's the first time you speedrun?
[05:09:32] It wasn't first out.
[05:09:34] It was the same steps you speed run down.
[05:09:36] You got a wooden pickaxe.
[05:09:38] Hypothetically, if you want to speed run, all you need is iron for iron tools.
[05:09:43] You got to get out of here.
[05:09:44] You got to get out of here.
[05:09:45] Egg knots, right?
[05:09:46] Egg knots.
[05:09:47] Nope.
[05:09:48] And then you got to find...
[05:09:49] Oh, you guys are perfect for the Nether.
[05:09:50] What does it call it in the Nether?
[05:09:51] The Sleep Challenge?
[05:09:52] No, no, no.
[05:09:53] Not that time.
[05:09:54] This is a good challenge, though.
[05:09:55] Make sure you sleep in the Nether.
[05:09:56] The vinyl.
[05:09:57] You know what it's called.
[05:09:58] What is it called?
[05:09:59] The Tray Gold?
[05:10:00] The Tray Gold.
[05:10:01] Go up to the piglets, the golden axe, if you try to attack a golden axe, but not a golden
[05:10:07] sword, golden axe, brother, guarantee you a win.
[05:10:11] There's a method I saw in TikTok, you farm a little hole and the piglets all go into
[05:10:16] the hole and you kill them and then you can trade.
[05:10:18] Oh yeah, you'll probably do that for a shot.
[05:10:21] Seriously.
[05:10:22] You kill them or you trade?
[05:10:23] Oh, you see what I'm holding?
[05:10:25] Triple T?
[05:10:26] Yep.
[05:10:27] Shout out.
[05:10:28] Big fucking triple T.
[05:10:30] What the fuck?
[05:10:31] Oh, okay.
[05:10:32] What's the shark on the top?
[05:10:33] Shark or two to each other?
[05:10:34] I'll tell them I will try the law, actually.
[05:10:36] Oh, for real?
[05:10:37] Yeah.
[05:10:38] What's the other one called?
[05:10:39] Wait, do you have a TZ?
[05:10:40] Do you have a TZ, too?
[05:10:41] No, I pulled one.
[05:10:42] I got one.
[05:10:43] Who's your guy?
[05:10:44] This is Tata's to work.
[05:10:45] Tata?
[05:10:46] This is brother.
[05:10:47] Tata?
[05:10:48] Tata?
[05:10:49] What's that one called?
[05:10:50] This is a cappuccino S.C.
[05:10:51] Wow.
[05:10:52] Wow.
[05:10:53] Is he a prisoner or something?
[05:10:54] I don't know.
[05:10:55] I can't say I'm lying.
[05:10:57] I can't say I'm lying.
[05:10:58] Alright, so we should be in the field, we just did it.
[05:11:01] Alright bro, alright.
[05:11:05] Just checking out that whole area.
[05:11:07] That's pretty nice Christmas skin.
[05:11:19] Do you want anything for the road? No worries.
[05:11:20] Okay, thank you.
[05:11:21] I'll make this one.
[05:11:23] What is this?
[05:11:25] I love them.
[05:11:32] The water is downstairs in the closet in the kitchen.
[05:11:34] Wait, is it a chest downstairs?
[05:11:37] Why do you even notice it downstairs?
[05:11:39] I think I can't hit it, it's in my house.
[05:11:41] Guys make sure you click the subscribe button or you'll be beat by the door.
[05:11:48] It's actually the most absurd amount of cereal ever.
[05:11:50] Oh wait, I didn't show this to you yet.
[05:11:52] Um, ladies, this is my room, um, what do you think of it?
[05:11:56] Pretty neat.
[05:11:57] Yeah, you like it?
[05:11:58] Wait, I just realized they have like eight different cameras, ten different monitors,
[05:12:05] five different PCs, holy shit.
[05:12:09] Oh, we can come over here.
[05:12:14] Everybody want a water?
[05:12:17] Yeah, one second.
[05:12:18] I'll head to my garage, and then we have my last bathroom.
[05:12:22] This one kinda smells like shit, actually smells like shit, like someone's laced it and took a shit out of it.
[05:12:28] Hey y'all, it's me, Ron.
[05:12:29] Hey everyone.
[05:12:30] Let's finish in my house still.
[05:12:34] Alright, you guys gotta get your loot for the rug.
[05:12:36] Watch what material?
[05:12:38] A couple meal props.
[05:12:39] Oh, any gold waters?
[05:12:42] Yeah.
[05:12:44] Oh, this is a big aloe.
[05:12:45] This is a very modern.
[05:12:47] This is, we're gonna lease you this drink, but you didn't drink it.
[05:12:50] Well, I'll follow it.
[05:12:52] I can.
[05:12:53] I can.
[05:12:54] Is there a package of, like, a mail package in there?
[05:12:57] I don't know.
[05:12:57] Who's the writer of that?
[05:12:58] I don't know.
[05:12:59] They're what?
[05:12:59] I don't know.
[05:13:00] Who's the writer?
[05:13:00] Yeah, I don't know.
[05:13:01] Who's the writer?
[05:13:01] Oh, shit.
[05:13:02] OK.
[05:13:03] Make sure to smash the like button, though.
[05:13:05] Take some shit.
[05:13:06] The egg?
[05:13:07] No, just take some equipment or something.
[05:13:09] Sorry, it's not.
[05:13:10] It's really big.
[05:13:11] I'm out of here.
[05:13:12] Oh, should we take the router and bring it here?
[05:13:14] Take some shit we can sell.
[05:13:15] Take some shit we can sell?
[05:13:17] Ooh, like, game you...
[05:13:18] Pro best of the game.
[05:13:19] It's a chest!
[05:13:20] Where are we?
[05:13:21] I don't know.
[05:13:22] It's the B&E people's shit.
[05:13:23] Fuck it.
[05:13:24] Is that what that is?
[05:13:25] It's a drum?
[05:13:26] Oh my god.
[05:13:27] It's like a cell.
[05:13:28] Wait, is this the shit people put up their ass?
[05:13:29] I don't know, they put it in their butt.
[05:13:30] Wait, is it a bell?
[05:13:31] You just have to like, flick it.
[05:13:32] Oh, okay.
[05:13:33] We mentioned we should take you to your chest.
[05:13:34] Yeah.
[05:13:35] What am I doing with my life?
[05:13:36] What if we put an EMP back here?
[05:13:37] That right there?
[05:13:38] Yeah.
[05:13:39] What if we put an EMP back here?
[05:13:40] Yeah.
[05:13:41] What if we put an EMP back here?
[05:13:42] Yeah.
[05:13:43] What if we put an EMP back here?
[05:13:44] Yeah.
[05:13:45] What am I doing with my life?
[05:13:47] What if we put an EMP back here and then we're able to get it and we can act?
[05:13:50] Probably. There's a major portal right there.
[05:13:52] Yo!
[05:13:53] Jump into it.
[05:13:54] Oh shit.
[05:13:59] Oh fuck.
[05:14:00] What's the word?
[05:14:01] What if it actually worked?
[05:14:02] Can you imagine?
[05:14:03] Wait.
[05:14:04] Take a bathroom.
[05:14:05] Or you could just begin this costume and stand here.
[05:14:08] I actually would but you know his chat's here and says alright.
[05:14:10] Like that would actually be funny.
[05:14:12] But then chat hoppers like...
[05:14:14] It's kind of looks like a fuckaboo.
[05:14:16] All right.
[05:14:17] All right.
[05:14:18] All that was success now.
[05:14:19] Oh, should I load into their server and they can die?
[05:14:21] You should test out their veds.
[05:14:23] Is it their veds?
[05:14:24] Oh wait, you're leaving?
[05:14:25] No, for a few.
[05:14:26] I'll come back tonight.
[05:14:27] Try the rest.
[05:14:29] Yeah, those are their veds.
[05:14:30] They were ungrateful for them.
[05:14:31] Wait, why?
[05:14:32] They dragged down the air mattresses.
[05:14:33] Or they dragged down the master bed.
[05:14:34] I don't know.
[05:14:37] I like this very much.
[05:14:38] I don't see a single logo.
[05:14:40] It's all Amazon.
[05:14:41] No socks.
[05:14:42] Everything's Amazon.
[05:14:43] Everything's a little short so sure we're going to get that's fire
[05:14:48] There's nothing on my blessing on the shorts
[05:14:52] I'm going to see August first though. There's a extreme
[05:14:56] Our stream down
[05:15:13] See ya, brother.
[05:15:15] What the cyber truck?
[05:15:17] Make every cyber truck.
[05:15:19] The fuck? That's what you're saying.
[05:15:21] How'd you figure that one out?
[05:15:23] So, um, what I did...
[05:15:25] What?
[05:15:27] Basically...
[05:15:29] I, uh...
[05:15:31] Did this thing?
[05:15:33] Yeah, go ahead.
[05:15:35] And, uh...
[05:15:37] You go ahead?
[05:15:39] I just friggin like...
[05:15:41] They're just friggin like...
[05:15:42] Yeah, go ahead.
[05:15:43] Or an hour to get home.
[05:15:44] And then after I'm steady it's not an hour to get home, you fucking madder.
[05:15:48] Or an hour to get home.
[05:15:50] Bro, if it was an hour to get home I could be anybody, which I probably would do anyway.
[05:15:53] Bro, you gotta realize as a streamer, even if you're sick, does anyone give a fuck about that?
[05:15:58] Bro, I got put on this earth to provide content. If I can't provide content, I'm an outfucking streamer.
[05:16:03] If I can't provide any creativity...
[05:16:05] Like, what are these girls want? Should I give them my trial and error to Lily?
[05:16:08] No, I don't know.
[05:16:09] Yeah, fuck them.
[05:16:11] I'm working sorry ladies. Thank God. Fuck you
[05:16:20] What do you do for dinner?
[05:16:22] Yeah, I'm probably gonna have crumble cookie tonight
[05:16:27] But you know see well other than wake up and they start their day with crumble cookie. It's me. I'm guys
[05:16:36] Holy fucking cheeser the shit
[05:16:41] You love me are you excited for New York?
[05:16:52] Yeah, we have New York New York then Belgium then fucking
[05:17:01] And no, but then we also have Florida
[05:17:03] Los Angeles see before and then right after Japan we have the GTA
[05:17:08] Highest thing and then right after GTA heist. We have we have we have GTA 6 come out
[05:17:18] And then we have streamer awards right before that though
[05:17:38] Well, yes, I have streamer awards, but yes, I have streamer awards, and then after streamer
[05:17:44] awards, though, we have GTA 6 GTA 8, but, bro, it's gonna be fun.
[05:17:48] I just, did a lot of good shit coming from it.
[05:17:50] Oh, also got a little note, okay, so streamer, I guess, this week?
[05:17:52] Oh, I got a D-Glob for the red carpet doll, bro.
[05:17:55] No, hold on.
[05:17:56] She's dead.
[05:17:57] Hey, Siri.
[05:17:58] Hey, Siri.
[05:17:59] Call QT Cinderella.
[05:18:04] Calling Cute Cinderella.
[05:18:15] Do I call her Cutie?
[05:18:17] I thought it was kind of weird, it's like, oh, hey Cutie, like no, do I call her Cinderella?
[05:18:21] You know her real name, right?
[05:18:22] It's Cutie.
[05:18:23] Cutie, alright.
[05:18:24] Yeah, she just has to go underneath an internet name.
[05:18:26] Alright.
[05:18:34] Hey, queef, I mean cutie, I mean queef, fuck, queef, I'm hanging up.
[05:18:44] Jeez.
[05:18:45] Bro, oh no, I'm gridlocking.
[05:18:50] Oh no, I'm gridlocking.
[05:18:52] Every grid is in this fucking log right now.
[05:18:55] Bro, you think, you think Lacy and Marlin's gonna win for his game?
[05:18:58] I don't think there's a world title.
[05:19:00] They're gonna troll.
[05:19:01] There's no right.
[05:19:02] They did the hardest part, which was fucking the worst
[05:19:04] on the floor tonight.
[05:19:05] I love one of Marathon's on, bro.
[05:19:07] That shit deadass feeds my second monitor for days.
[05:19:10] Like, I actually hate when Marathon's at,
[05:19:11] and I even just say it at night.
[05:19:14] Come on, she's next to me.
[05:19:17] I'm in a sponsor in your liability.
[05:19:19] Bro, I got this shit on.
[05:19:20] I'll call Quiefe.
[05:19:21] It's just most good.
[05:19:32] She actually thinks I'm a liability, like, say on God, I'm not a liability.
[05:19:39] Bro, fuck every brand.
[05:19:43] Facts.
[05:19:44] And his sponsor!
[05:19:45] Hey, sponsor, it's me, Ron.
[05:19:48] Um, can I ask a quick question? Don't mean to bother you, but I'm going to tell you.
[05:19:51] Yeah.
[05:19:52] Laze wants to know if he's blackballed from the event.
[05:19:54] No. Why are you blackballed?
[05:19:57] Because apparently he misunderstood I'm running this red. Good luck everybody, I turn now.
[05:20:01] Um...
[05:20:02] Oh gosh.
[05:20:03] Mm-hmm.
[05:20:04] He basically said that, oh I mentioned him and then he was like, oh you said that
[05:20:07] he's not allowed to come.
[05:20:09] When did I say that? Why? Why is Laze...
[05:20:12] What did you say?
[05:20:14] What'd you say?
[05:20:15] She said, she asked if I'm gonna do the red carpet
[05:20:18] record for you and then she said, she said, no, no, no.
[05:20:21] That is not what he said.
[05:20:23] He said, am I gonna have a cameraman that knows
[05:20:24] how to use the camera?
[05:20:25] I said, no.
[05:20:28] So she's dissing you or she's supporting you?
[05:20:29] We saw as a bit, oh laser.
[05:20:31] I'm starting beef with laser, yes.
[05:20:34] We can box.
[05:20:35] Oh, okay.
[05:20:36] Yeah, we'll box, set it up.
[05:20:37] That's why your boyfriend, husband, whatever,
[05:20:40] texted me and he said-
[05:20:40] He won't say.
[05:20:41] And he said that he's gonna be talking to Lucia
[05:20:43] from G286 and he's gonna be in this trip all day.
[05:20:46] Go fuck yourself.
[05:20:47] The shoes.
[05:20:56] Bro.
[05:20:57] It's all good, bro.
[05:20:58] It's all good, bro.
[05:20:59] See, if I was a nut, I just gotta straighten it out.
[05:21:00] We're good.
[05:21:01] You see how I lay shit down, though?
[05:21:02] Like I tell the truth, bro.
[05:21:03] I'm like, yo, shush, let's get this shit situated.
[05:21:06] See how I told everyone in the call,
[05:21:08] everyone in here, I hint, I hope, I hope, I.
[05:21:10] I bought houses. I like houses.
[05:21:16] Turn that fucking light on, bro.
[05:21:18] Oh, damn, dude.
[05:21:20] I bought my mama crib. I bought a lot of crips.
[05:21:24] You know what I mean?
[05:21:26] Am I able to leave with the hoodie?
[05:21:28] No, sir.
[05:21:30] Dude, you see this fucking sun, bro?
[05:21:32] The sun's talking.
[05:21:34] Bro, no troll, though. Like, why is the sun...
[05:21:36] Like, when is it gonna explode?
[05:21:38] life for that or no.
[05:21:41] Can I be the one for you?
[05:21:43] I just want to be the one for you.
[05:21:45] I just want to be the one for you tonight.
[05:21:49] Give me a chocolate!
[05:21:55] Damn, bro.
[05:21:56] Pepsi, man. You okay back there?
[05:21:58] You got your triple T or what?
[05:22:03] What? What is he doing?
[05:22:05] It's hanging, man.
[05:22:07] Bro, we're almost home, bro.
[05:22:09] It's just traffic.
[05:22:10] Chad, what is the worst state for traffic?
[05:22:12] I feel like it's LA or Miami, you know?
[05:22:14] I mean, not state but like, please.
[05:22:16] You think Miami's worse than this one right there?
[05:22:19] To be honest, I need you to repeat everything you just said.
[05:22:22] Are you zoned out?
[05:22:23] What did you say?
[05:22:24] I was second.
[05:22:25] What was it?
[05:22:26] What did you think about?
[05:22:27] Oh, just life.
[05:22:28] What are you thinking about, though?
[05:22:29] What are you thinking about?
[05:22:30] Just life.
[05:22:31] What about what?
[05:22:32] About family.
[05:22:33] What about your family?
[05:22:34] Is everything okay at home?
[05:22:36] I hope.
[05:22:37] But what happened? Why are you thinking like that?
[05:22:39] It's all you need, I think.
[05:22:40] Dan, bro, do you miss your family?
[05:22:42] Uh, of course I miss them.
[05:22:44] Well, too bad you're obligated to your contract doubles.
[05:22:46] I'm saying it isn't seeing his family in forever.
[05:22:48] That's fun.
[05:22:49] I don't really want to...
[05:22:50] I'm your new family.
[05:22:51] I was saying, like, I don't really want to go back to Wisconsin, bro.
[05:22:53] Why?
[05:22:54] Like, obviously, I'll be bored as fuck.
[05:22:56] Are you sure? Cherry Hill's pretty fun.
[05:22:57] Now, like, that made me...
[05:22:58] I've, like, put the needle in the coffin, bro.
[05:23:00] That was, like, yeah, I definitely don't want to go back.
[05:23:02] Put the needle in the coffin?
[05:23:03] What was that mean?
[05:23:04] What was that?
[05:23:05] Seal the deal?
[05:23:06] I believe it's called the nail in the coffin.
[05:23:09] It's a little twist.
[05:23:10] Really?
[05:23:11] Yeah.
[05:23:12] How does it work?
[05:23:13] Basically you just use a little different word.
[05:23:15] I can't really see how I have a good chair.
[05:23:22] I can't...
[05:23:34] I can see that.
[05:23:38] I don't want to be the one for you.
[05:23:40] I don't want to be the one for you.
[05:23:42] I don't want to be the one for you.
[05:23:44] I don't want to be the one for you.
[05:23:46] So now, give me time.
[05:23:50] Give me time.
[05:23:52] Is everything okay?
[05:23:54] Oh, you gotta realize the seats designed for this.
[05:23:58] You know what I'm saying?
[05:24:00] If people want to drive like this, people want to drive.
[05:24:02] I'm sorry, what do you want?
[05:24:05] What's going on?
[05:24:08] Please refuel 30 miles left.
[05:24:10] That's okay.
[05:24:14] So what happened if I got into an accident like this?
[05:24:16] You died, your chest would explode.
[05:24:18] So what is the point of this position?
[05:24:25] It's just kind of nice though.
[05:24:27] I think you're like in a different POV
[05:24:29] POV and like everybody like forza or GTA or you turn the other POV
[05:24:33] It's like nice if you just press square, you know
[05:24:37] Or why what is it know why is to get a problem. That's how they tricked me this fucking piece of shit
[05:24:44] Don't eat me
[05:24:47] Well, you're gonna get on a game, maybe
[05:24:49] Okay, you know what what should we play hardcore minecraft and beat it before them?
[05:24:53] I'll tell you do that on account.
[05:24:55] On account of peak?
[05:24:57] No, I can't play Minecraft right now.
[05:24:59] Because if I play Minecraft right now
[05:25:01] there's no way I'm going to want to play the lowest in there, bro.
[05:25:03] That game is like, you can only play to certain amount
[05:25:05] before the world starts looking like fucking blocks.
[05:25:07] Yeah, that's fair.
[05:25:09] Bears.
[05:25:11] Oh,
[05:25:13] bro, school's starting soon, bro.
[05:25:15] I know. I gotta go shopping.
[05:25:17] For what? Your girlfriend?
[05:25:19] The fuck?
[05:25:21] You don't have school?
[05:25:23] I started school, right?
[05:25:25] I'm not even kidding, by the way.
[05:25:26] Going back.
[05:25:27] Like, all jokes aside, and I feel bad for the chat
[05:25:30] when I say this, but shout out to anyone who graduated already,
[05:25:32] bro, I could never go back to school anymore.
[05:25:35] I'd kill myself.
[05:25:35] Yeah, bro, I realized once you graduate,
[05:25:37] you realize how miserable school really was.
[05:25:40] Like, I don't know, I think it's like, it's prison hell.
[05:25:44] Yeah, it's like prison.
[05:25:44] Like, bro.
[05:25:45] You wake up every morning, go straight to class.
[05:25:48] You just don't want to, and then once you're in class,
[05:25:50] you gotta pay attention, then you get fucked up
[05:25:52] if you don't get the good grades,
[05:25:54] and then you gotta go home and repeat it,
[05:25:55] do it shit at home, just to wake up on some bullshit.
[05:25:59] Just for a fucking streamer named stable fucking Roberto
[05:26:02] to do fucking make more than doctors,
[05:26:04] like the world's fucked up, bro.
[05:26:05] There's a fucked up world.
[05:26:07] That's why I encourage everyone to stop being plumbers,
[05:26:09] stop being dentists, stop being heart surgeons, bro.
[05:26:12] Just become a fucking tiktoker.
[05:26:15] I'm serious.
[05:26:16] I'm only fans.
[05:26:17] Yeah, we're just like,
[05:26:18] we have some like, only fans.
[05:26:19] Go up all the fans or a TikTok live or just make for like galaxies like like if you're with your girlfriend and her parents ask
[05:26:25] What do you do? Oh you go on tick tock and ask for galaxies. Let's look in the dream couple
[05:26:29] It's all my fans daughter and you talk like son, bro. Come on. I'm serious
[05:26:34] That's like fucking
[05:26:36] There's actually good life right there. Damn, bro. That's fire. I
[05:26:41] Really hope my son of my dear of my daughter
[05:26:46] That's like she's so sad imagine raising your boy or girl
[05:26:49] You have to I want a healthy child. You have to pick one or you have to I want to help the child
[05:26:54] I'm gonna clip this and then whenever you have a boy or a girl
[05:26:56] I'm gonna show them and if it's not the one you said I'm gonna say like wow your dad really didn't fucking want to have you
[05:27:02] I want a boy
[05:27:05] I'll be honest with you. I want to make projects stable like I want to raise a kid identical to me
[05:27:12] I want to I want to basically raise him so he's identical to me so that I can have multiple me
[05:27:18] You know what I'm saying? Like multiple versions of me.
[05:27:20] Dude, what if your kid just comes out like six fives and chat, bro?
[05:27:24] Well, I just questioned my boyfriend.
[05:27:26] Okay.
[05:27:31] Like, what if he's just maugin', bro?
[05:27:33] Do you just grab him and maug where he's fresh out the moment, bro?
[05:27:35] Bro.
[05:27:36] Like, what if the doctor gets a fuckin' incision on his hand
[05:27:39] from grabbing your son's jawline off for a throw?
[05:27:43] Bro, is there any babies that come out and they're just like chiseled like this?
[05:27:46] Is that not a thing?
[05:27:48] No, they all got like...
[05:27:49] Marlin?
[05:27:50] They all got like 11 heads, bro.
[05:27:51] They all got like...
[05:27:53] Like Stewie?
[05:27:54] Yeah.
[05:27:56] Marlin looked like when he was born.
[05:27:58] Marlin didn't come out of vagina.
[05:28:00] He came out of like a...
[05:28:01] like a test tube lab, yeah.
[05:28:04] He was like floating in like a...
[05:28:06] a clear cylinder.
[05:28:07] Yeah.
[05:28:08] It's like bubbles in his body that's all like...
[05:28:11] Mewtwo.
[05:28:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[05:28:13] Yeah, Marlin's better than Mewtwo.
[05:28:15] Marley could probably do anything with those fucking hands bro.
[05:28:18] Yeah, but either win a battle with Marley or me too.
[05:28:20] Probably Marley.
[05:28:21] Marley, yeah.
[05:28:22] I think there's not a single soul that would go against Marley that would lose.
[05:28:24] I mean, win.
[05:28:25] And if you lost, I'd...
[05:28:27] I'd be questioned.
[05:28:28] Yeah, there'd have to be like passion out there.
[05:28:30] I'd have to question myself.
[05:28:31] Yeah, I'd have to take my life.
[05:28:32] Yeah.
[05:28:33] Like, if Marley got beat up, I'd take my life.
[05:28:35] On slide for him though.
[05:28:37] I wouldn't, and I'm not that much of a demon.
[05:28:39] Bro, like, I'm just in the mood to pretend the world is GTA and just kill everyone.
[05:28:43] I'm not I just want to just like swing my fucking car
[05:28:53] We're gonna start painting orange tips on real guns. Is it raining?
[05:29:01] He's literally nothing above me, but this fucking car just jizz on me
[05:29:06] I can't do this son is actually like annoying. Oh, yeah
[05:29:13] Shit, oh fuck I
[05:29:17] Don't want to be the one for you
[05:29:20] Yeah, what is a fluke camera? Why doesn't say there's one in our area?
[05:29:29] Well, I can't see this the most annoying shit ever I'm not getting like God I hate my life
[05:29:36] a lot of fucking other gifts
[05:29:42] oh what is
[05:29:43] raw
[05:29:44] I'm not even starting to know what it is
[05:29:47] oh god
[05:29:48] I feel bad honestly
[05:29:51] I'm gonna keep my comments on myself
[05:29:54] I'm about to say I'm playing my song right now
[05:29:56] I'm about to play my tongue for this one
[05:29:57] but god I just sometimes you just can't say if you will
[05:30:01] what if it's just a prank
[05:30:03] okay it could be a prank
[05:30:04] I don't think there's a brain this could be the best we fooled the internet
[05:30:08] Absolutely not
[05:30:14] Bro i have like a pimple growing in my nose i can feel it
[05:30:18] I don't mess with it. You know more than nothing grow pimples
[05:30:22] I don't think he's probably probably never gonna use deodorant or cologne
[05:30:25] He probably just smells like whatever he thinks of
[05:30:27] For the chance he's never showering like
[05:30:29] Doesn't have to probably his body like burns all the grease off
[05:30:32] Like, you know how, like, Snake Shed?
[05:30:34] Like, Marley likes sheds, randomly?
[05:30:36] And Marley doesn't sleep in there.
[05:30:38] He just lays in bed and stares at the ceiling for eight hours.
[05:30:40] And then when he's time to get up, he has, like, a squirrel wheel in his brain, his pores
[05:30:44] turning into, like, whatever smell he wants.
[05:30:46] He just smells good for the day.
[05:30:48] Oh, my God, this is just so peaky.
[05:30:49] I want to be like that.
[05:30:53] Ah, I have to go to the fucking gym today, bro.
[05:30:58] I gotcha.
[05:30:59] Oh, you got me?
[05:31:00] Yeah.
[05:31:01] I'm gonna run and ring him bro. I'm 30 miles up to my car. Is that enough to get home?
[05:31:10] Fuck Jack, all right, we're almost home
[05:31:15] Bro this tongue tongue tongue so or so worth it. I'm so glad I'm saying like regardless writing today's been just a bot
[05:31:23] Surprise the stream lasted this long. How long have you been cheering for?
[05:31:26] It was like seven or eight years now
[05:31:31] Imagine if I just had a fucking SVJ roaster and it just fucking came down this fucking
[05:31:37] street, bro.
[05:31:38] Oh my god, it would be peak life, bro.
[05:31:41] Instead of deer, Bruce would be deer steak.
[05:31:43] The whole job would be putting dubbys and shit.
[05:31:47] Fuck.
[05:31:48] Oh fuck, I can't see, Beth.
[05:31:49] What was that?
[05:31:50] Is everything okay?
[05:31:51] Pepsi's everything okay?
[05:31:52] Oh.
[05:31:53] Are you okay?
[05:31:54] You okay?
[05:31:56] I feel fine.
[05:31:57] Wait, why don't we open up some bobs?
[05:32:00] Let's see, bobs are like $10,000 now.
[05:32:02] Dude, just run that.
[05:32:03] Oh yeah, sure.
[05:32:04] Just post my live video.
[05:32:05] You sure what?
[05:32:06] This son needs to be turned off, bro.
[05:32:07] It's frying my shit.
[05:32:08] You don't have a son.
[05:32:09] This is my natural glow.
[05:32:10] Bro, I hope you have a daughter, bro.
[05:32:11] I'm gonna show her the video of where you said, oh, I want a son.
[05:32:14] And I'm gonna show her every single day.
[05:32:16] I'm gonna show her every single day.
[05:32:18] I'm gonna show her every single day.
[05:32:20] I'm gonna show her every single day.
[05:32:22] And I'm gonna show it to her every single day. That's fun. That's fun
[05:32:28] My daughter is gonna be amazing
[05:32:30] She probably will bro, but you wanted a boy, so bro. I feel like every guy wants a boy
[05:32:36] Oh, well, but then you know, but girls are you know, you get a girl
[05:32:39] It's like you're a princess, you know like that you never seen dads that like take care of their one movie with the rock
[05:32:45] Yeah, it's the same wrong classic or any cost growth. Yeah
[05:32:49] Was it I think
[05:32:52] I was like, I'm not a white-
[05:32:54] I agree, but I have kids, Ron.
[05:32:56] That's not true. I have really good testosterone.
[05:32:58] You think you're shooting blanks?
[05:33:00] No, and the reason I know I'm gonna have, like, good sperm is because
[05:33:04] when I, like, ever jerk off or if I ever nut,
[05:33:08] my sperm shoots out and it walks.
[05:33:10] Actually?
[05:33:11] It's like a clump and it just starts walking to the fucking toilet
[05:33:14] and it dives in and it flushes itself.
[05:33:16] I don't know though because back of the day when I used to like nut socks and shit, maybe
[05:33:23] like yellow over time.
[05:33:24] Is that normal?
[05:33:25] Well that's actually a good turn signal.
[05:33:27] Fucking dick.
[05:33:28] Like people need to lose their fucking license.
[05:33:33] Sorry.
[05:33:34] I'm telling you, one of these days I'm just gonna pit me over someone, like, try
[05:33:42] to do it right now.
[05:33:43] Like, I really want to get like a car that's like 500 bucks like we did before, like the
[05:33:48] true wall car and just like take it and just start hitting people to take off my play
[05:33:51] and we just run.
[05:33:52] Yeah, we're trying to hit.
[05:33:53] That boy's in a rocket league.
[05:33:54] Yo, that guy was fucking moving.
[05:33:55] That boy's in a pretzel.
[05:33:56] Yo, uh, uh, we're about to be home.
[05:33:57] Smeeeet.
[05:33:58] See, there goes your gears.
[05:33:59] Bro, because I'm breathing?
[05:34:00] No, that was a fucking snort, bro.
[05:34:01] I'm gonna go get him.
[05:34:02] I'm gonna go get him.
[05:34:03] I'm gonna go get him.
[05:34:04] I'm gonna go get him.
[05:34:05] I'm gonna go get him.
[05:34:06] I'm gonna go get him.
[05:34:07] I'm gonna go get him.
[05:34:08] I'm gonna go get him.
[05:34:09] Bro, because I'm breathing?
[05:34:11] No, that was a fucking snort, bro.
[05:34:13] You're snorting.
[05:34:15] No, don't do that. That's the kai-snat-
[05:34:17] That's the kai-snat-throw scratch sound.
[05:34:19] What? I can't do anything now?
[05:34:21] You can't do that, because that's the kai-snat-throw scratch sound.
[05:34:23] Oh, that's not it. That's just you.
[05:34:25] No, so it's still like...
[05:34:27] Yeah, that's the kai-snat-throw scratch sound you can't do.
[05:34:29] No, he does this...
[05:34:31] Yeah.
[05:34:35] How does he do it?
[05:34:37] I can't believe we made it this far!
[05:34:59] Oh
[05:35:04] Damn bro, what if tomorrow is my last day?
[05:35:09] There is
[05:35:13] Another deep
[05:35:18] Merchant like what boys tomorrow is fucking Thursday. There is a tomorrow
[05:35:26] We take something about me
[05:35:29] Oh, bad news.
[05:35:36] What?
[05:35:37] They're saying Lacey exposed you, bro.
[05:35:39] Me?
[05:35:40] They're saying you fucked Lacey.
[05:35:41] No way.
[05:35:42] Lacey exposed you for fucking damn.
[05:35:43] Lacey just exposed you.
[05:35:45] Bro!
[05:35:46] One time.
[05:35:47] I don't understand.
[05:35:48] God, you're a crack in this shit.
[05:35:49] I was back in the day.
[05:35:50] Do you have the phone number?
[05:35:51] You said what?
[05:35:52] Do you have the phone number?
[05:35:53] No, I'm not alive.
[05:35:54] We're on the line.
[05:35:55] I get fucked as a little shit.
[05:35:56] Like, one time.
[05:35:57] Do you wear it?
[05:35:58] Like weird looking.
[05:35:58] You know, he shit fucking clapped, bro.
[05:36:00] Talking crazy.
[05:36:01] Like, like, bro, I fucked the shit out of that dude, bro.
[05:36:04] I know his asses.
[05:36:05] Yeah, that shit was probably clapped.
[05:36:06] Oh my god, man.
[05:36:08] It broke my little shit.
[05:36:09] He is definitely wearing some dumb ass black glasses, too.
[05:36:12] Black glasses.
[05:36:13] Like, I know his ass is wearing some fucking black glasses
[05:36:15] out of shit, dumb and shit.
[05:36:17] Black glasses.
[05:36:18] It's the type of glasses that you take off someone
[05:36:20] when you fuck the shit out of them, too.
[05:36:22] Black glasses?
[05:36:23] It's like a Rainbow Six Siege reference, like black ice?
[05:36:26] I don't know.
[05:36:28] Black glasses, black.
[05:36:32] Maybe there's like a camera on.
[05:36:35] Black glasses.
[05:36:39] All right, you know what he was doing when I was fucking him?
[05:36:40] He said this, he's like.
[05:36:42] He was doing the lipstick the whole time?
[05:36:45] Yeah.
[05:36:49] Oh shit, the whole thing was right off the road.
[05:36:52] Oh, I have no gas left in my fucking tank.
[05:36:54] No gas.
[05:36:55] I'm gonna have to take the fucking Porsche 911, do you think you can hear us, I would I say?
[05:37:02] That's the fluffy fucking wheel.
[05:37:05] What?
[05:37:06] What the fuck are you doing?
[05:37:08] How you bored of my car?
[05:37:10] Good driving, that's too much, man.
[05:37:12] Too many spins.
[05:37:14] Bro, should I take Tong Tong Tong over or do I keep it there?
[05:37:17] I don't even know.
[05:37:18] It's gonna be kind of pink.
[05:37:20] I know there's a ship broke.
[05:37:27] Oh.
[05:37:30] If possible.
[05:37:33] If possible.
[05:37:37] Be realistic.
[05:37:40] Tong-Tong Tong-Safooria.
[05:37:44] You know one time when I came to the neighborhood
[05:37:57] There was like 17 girls waiting and they were doing like a car wash they were all in
[05:38:05] Bikinis and everything they're doing outside of the 70 year old girl. No 17 girls
[05:38:13] Sounds like they're trying to fundraise it for their school
[05:38:18] Get your car wash by them
[05:38:20] 17 girls and they were in bikinis and they wanted to wash my car
[05:38:25] Yeah, the sign said need money for school. No need money for school. We gotta make my class
[05:38:35] No, you're wrong.
[05:38:37] I can't even tell stories.
[05:38:39] Yeah, you know I found out that for real,
[05:38:40] Keen Cuddy didn't live next to us?
[05:38:42] He moved out though.
[05:38:43] No.
[05:38:44] He moved out.
[05:38:45] Yeah.
[05:38:46] I started out though.
[05:38:47] It was really overcome.
[05:38:48] Okay, that means I could...
[05:38:49] I definitely saw him and his group of bros
[05:38:51] outside smoking.
[05:38:52] At 2 a.m., bro.
[05:38:53] Me and Drew got back.
[05:38:54] We went to the movie.
[05:38:57] What a time to be alive.
[05:38:59] Let me just put the code in.
[05:39:00] Hashtag 9306.
[05:39:04] Did you show the whole thing?
[05:39:08] Yeah, definitely was showing.
[05:39:10] I was also going to fuck my mother in law.
[05:39:28] Now we have to fucking...
[05:39:30] Well, got it, front door's open down below.
[05:39:35] Just left our house.
[05:39:37] Just kidding, just kidding.
[05:39:40] Bro, why do my brakes squeal?
[05:39:44] Oh, that's not a nice...
[05:39:45] Is that fake?
[05:39:47] You got joke brakes.
[05:39:50] Bro, fuck you and your jokes.
[05:39:52] What?
[05:39:54] Bro, I want to take out my bike one of these days.
[05:39:57] one of these days, like we just, I just bought it for nothing.
[05:40:04] Damn, it's looking kind of pretty out.
[05:40:06] Oh, son?
[05:40:06] Son?
[05:40:11] Oh.
[05:40:12] Come on down.
[05:40:14] Why is that?
[05:40:21] Come on down.
[05:40:27] Jump.
[05:40:30] Jump.
[05:40:33] You see this? You see this other key?
[05:40:37] It's hard to act when you don't see it, Ralph.
[05:40:40] All the flip challenge.
[05:40:42] Rob, you can't do that.
[05:40:46] Locked.
[05:40:53] Alright.
[05:40:55] Wait, why are you kind of perfect outside?
[05:40:57] Oh yeah, it's sunset.
[05:40:59] Bro, you don't even want to see the sunset anymore?
[05:41:03] Let's put this thing.
[05:41:10] Oh, we're going off patrol station and we're going to go look.
[05:41:15] Hey, hey, hey.
[05:41:16] Hey, hey, hey, listen to this.
[05:41:18] L Street.
[05:41:20] Ha, ha, ha, ha.
[05:41:22] Ha.
[05:41:23] Yeah, L Street, bro.
[05:41:25] Yeah, fuck yeah.
[05:41:31] Damn, bro.
[05:41:33] The world is as easy as fuck when you have glasses.
[05:41:37] Wait, where's Said bro? I want to show his haircut. I want to see it.
[05:41:40] He's bald.
[05:41:41] Said, I know you're in the chat right now. Are you listening?
[05:41:43] Huh?
[05:41:45] Where?
[05:41:47] Right outside the guesthouse.
[05:41:49] I know he's probably listening, bro. Just come outside, Said.
[05:41:53] He's watching Burger.
[05:41:54] Oh, is he?
[05:41:57] The Burger's in my room.
[05:41:58] No, it's on him.
[05:42:00] Oh, shit, you're right.
[05:42:04] Wait, we have a fucking new ladder?
[05:42:07] What the fuck is this?
[05:42:09] You want to come up?
[05:42:11] You're a good lazy.
[05:42:13] Yeah, I know he's putting the brain rod on the TV.
[05:42:17] Wait, where the fuck is Saeed?
[05:42:19] I don't know.
[05:42:21] I don't know.
[05:42:23] I don't know.
[05:42:25] I don't know.
[05:42:27] I don't know.
[05:42:29] I don't know.
[05:42:31] I don't know.
[05:42:33] I don't know.
[05:42:35] Where the fuck is Saeed?
[05:42:37] He doesn't fuck with you. He's not even watching the stream.
[05:42:40] Well, I just saw him.
[05:42:42] There he is.
[05:42:45] Bro Saeed, come here.
[05:42:49] Bro, just come here for one second.
[05:42:52] Burger can wait, y'all.
[05:42:54] Burger can wait.
[05:42:59] Look at him, bro.
[05:43:01] What made you get your hair cut?
[05:43:08] Bro, no headphones on right now?
[05:43:13] Yeah, my headphones broke.
[05:43:15] No, what happened?
[05:43:16] It's like here, put them on.
[05:43:17] I don't want them.
[05:43:18] There's like a white noise in them so I can't hear the audio.
[05:43:21] No.
[05:43:22] In the left hand.
[05:43:23] Pop.
[05:43:24] From inside, took those headphones off and it was like ripping a piece of it.
[05:43:28] I might have my old ones if you want them.
[05:43:30] I don't use them.
[05:43:31] I gotta go get him in my room.
[05:43:33] First sight, bro, I saw you look like the hog rider.
[05:43:36] Yeah, I was gonna keep it,
[05:43:37] but then I remember to have to go outside soon, so.
[05:43:40] Damn, bro, it's just kind of beautiful out here.
[05:43:43] Yeah.
[05:43:43] Like no bullshit, ladies,
[05:43:44] you sure you don't wanna come up here?
[05:43:46] I'll come up.
[05:43:47] Get your ass up here, bro, it's nice here.
[05:43:48] You taking some burger right now?
[05:43:50] Yeah.
[05:43:51] How's burger?
[05:43:54] Yeah?
[05:43:55] Yeah.
[05:43:56] Yeah, come here, daddy.
[05:43:57] I need you to film that.
[05:43:58] You said what?
[05:43:59] I don't know about what.
[05:44:01] Bro, I might have to floor barge and get up here quick enough.
[05:44:05] I'm gonna go pet shopping pretty soon. I don't know if I should do that for a stream though. I should vlog that.
[05:44:09] Did you see daddy?
[05:44:13] Really?
[05:44:15] Yeah, maybe.
[05:44:17] Bro, Chad, this is peak. Look at this fucking sun, bro.
[05:44:20] Bro, I'm dead out of sears. I can come up here every day. It's starting to get cold out now. It's kind of nice.
[05:44:27] Volunteer? Yeah, but then people are gonna be weird and call and then
[05:44:31] some dorks in real life you know how it is or people are just gonna buy the cats
[05:44:40] and dogs and just kill them got some sick fucks in this world unfortunately
[05:44:44] what's the next thing we should build chat before the world's
[05:44:49] You have burger!
[05:44:51] Why is burger looking through the door right now?
[05:44:57] You have burger, bro.
[05:45:02] Bro, we should just let burger out right now.
[05:45:05] Bro, chat already...
[05:45:11] Chat, what should we build next?
[05:45:13] We're going to build the world's longest thingie.
[05:45:15] What is it called again?
[05:45:17] Well, like what can we build in the back yard?
[05:45:22] What's some cool shit?
[05:45:27] Yeah, that's what we wanted to do is turn the chair into a wheelchair. How is that gonna work?
[05:45:32] You can sit there and we'll push you around
[05:45:36] You know, what if I fall into the bull what would actually happen
[05:45:40] What did just be over like no one could get that out would you do like a crane?
[05:45:43] This makes me want to buy a real gun first we buy guns for a stream is it illegal in
[05:45:53] California or Pepsi imagine I'm just on some like fuck everybody type of thing like you
[05:45:59] know I'm saying some GTA shit what's on your mind Lace you're pretty quiet today
[05:46:09] Yeah, I've got a lot of things to do about.
[05:46:11] About what?
[05:46:12] Everything.
[05:46:13] Like what?
[05:46:14] Everything.
[05:46:15] Like what?
[05:46:16] Everything bro.
[05:46:17] You okay?
[05:46:18] Yeah.
[05:46:19] You seem quiet recently.
[05:46:21] I'm chilling.
[05:46:22] You got any diseases I should know about?
[05:46:24] I hope not.
[05:46:25] I need to know about them too.
[05:46:27] Okay, I'm broke.
[05:46:29] We really have New Yorker a couple of days.
[05:46:32] I know it's kind of weird.
[05:46:33] It's like a week only.
[05:46:34] Football too?
[05:46:35] Oh football.
[05:46:36] I can't wait my favorite 49 player 49 players. He's got a rusted
[05:46:56] I'm actually excited to go New York so bad New York is always nice. I love it
[05:47:02] Ream and body chat. I think Phantom's gonna come. I don't know. Let's see Bales, but it should be pretty cool
[05:47:09] Damn, bro. I want to own like a plane or a helicopter. I imagine we just own the helicopter
[05:47:13] We just traveled everywhere like quickly
[05:47:17] Come on man, it'll be good
[05:47:22] I'll be honest with you, bro. I really want to buy a gun
[05:47:25] Like I really want to own a gun
[05:47:28] I know Pepsi told me it's a good idea
[05:47:31] My lipsy do you tell them about the kids that were down there?
[05:47:34] Where there's kids shut down in that neighborhood and they're screaming at ladies
[05:47:47] Little ass kids
[05:47:55] What I'm telling you though, it's because they were zooming on their phones and they saw me so they were screaming Marlon
[05:48:00] What happened to your potato launcher?
[05:48:02] Um, I got a text from the government telling me that if I shot that again, we're gonna be arrested.
[05:48:07] They'll build a fuckin' RICO case on us?
[05:48:09] Yeah, we were getting like a RICO case built on us.
[05:48:12] It's still over there.
[05:48:13] I have no potatoes.
[05:48:15] Bro, here goes the sun.
[05:48:18] It's better leave.
[05:48:19] El government?
[05:48:21] Yeah.
[05:48:22] Bro Chad, is that fish game worth playing by the way?
[05:48:28] Me and Jigsie might play that tomorrow. Is that worth playing? I haven't played it.
[05:48:32] Apparently you compete the game.
[05:48:35] It's fun if you could beat it.
[05:48:37] Apparently you could beat it.
[05:48:39] They're saying no, yes, it's mid, boring.
[05:48:43] I mean bro, I don't have to play that game.
[05:48:45] I just didn't have anything. Right now my schedule is like,
[05:48:48] I have the thing on Friday and Sunday and then we have New York.
[05:48:53] I didn't really have much playing this week.
[05:48:57] this is so peak mm-hmm like I bet I could just like I can just kiss you right
[05:49:04] now bro yeah
[05:49:07] is this something cool sure it's sunset's not complete bro without this
[05:49:11] guy hey wait should I try to do these nails
[05:49:17] you like it maybe I can find POV about
[05:49:22] oh
[05:49:27] It's kind of fucking cold.
[05:49:32] It is chilly when the wind is going off.
[05:49:36] Wait, so our ladder.
[05:49:42] Why would you do that?
[05:49:44] Who doesn't use the metal one?
[05:49:45] I sort of, yeah, I haven't used the wood one.
[05:49:47] The wood one's lucky like...
[05:49:48] It doesn't.
[05:49:49] I can't even kick it.
[05:49:50] All right, bro.
[05:49:51] You ready to go?
[05:49:52] Yeah.
[05:49:54] I can't even kick it
[05:49:56] All right, bro. You ready to get down here?
[05:49:58] Oh, sure.
[05:49:58] Say goodbye to the Sun, bro.
[05:50:00] I'd like to say bye to him, you know.
[05:50:01] See you later, Sun.
[05:50:03] Bye, bro.
[05:50:04] Should we, like, watch it, though?
[05:50:06] Or is that, like, too repetitive,
[05:50:07] because you do that all the time?
[05:50:09] I'm okay.
[05:50:10] I just think it's just beautiful, bro.
[05:50:14] Can I do something for you?
[05:50:15] Sure.
[05:50:23] I
[05:50:41] Shut up
[05:50:54] Fix your hair yo shut yo these gifts are actually so stupid, bro. I'm not even getting the worst update ever
[05:51:03] Bro, I look at this
[05:51:15] Was the safest way to get down there
[05:51:17] uh...
[05:51:22] wait the ladder's moving
[05:51:27] there goes tongue tongue
[05:51:31] you're a freak
[05:51:37] every breath you take
[05:51:41] every step you take
[05:51:44] every breath you take
[05:51:46] matter bakes I'll be watching
[05:52:06] nice
[05:52:08] Sweet.
[05:52:14] Wasn't this like supposed to be some shit
[05:52:16] that he like kept forever?
[05:52:17] And it's like all the people who signed it.
[05:52:20] Look, I'm right here.
[05:52:21] And it's just in the sun, it got ruined.
[05:52:26] Wow.
[05:52:30] Damn, bro.
[05:52:32] And this shit like actually like,
[05:52:34] it just falls over.
[05:52:35] There's water in the lamp.
[05:52:38] It's actually so beautiful up.
[05:52:40] I know, the weather is fine.
[05:52:42] It's getting good, bro.
[05:52:44] It's like a hoodie season, bro.
[05:52:46] I love it.
[05:52:48] Oh, someone took their life.
[05:52:50] Every breath you take.
[05:52:52] Every step you take.
[05:52:54] Is that for love?
[05:52:56] No, no. Look at that, it's here.
[05:52:58] Here you go.
[05:53:00] We're going to the world's longest straw suit.
[05:53:10] I'm proud of you.
[05:53:12] Oh, fuck this place.
[05:53:16] What?
[05:53:18] Hey man.
[05:53:20] Wait a minute.
[05:53:22] Remember?
[05:53:24] I left this out about you.
[05:53:26] Wait a minute.
[05:53:28] Get it!
[05:53:29] Get it!
[05:53:30] I'm not.
[05:53:31] That was good.
[05:53:32] We're at the ice cream.
[05:53:33] Everybody go to the gym.
[05:53:34] Everybody go to the gym.
[05:53:35] Let me try to wash my hands.
[05:53:38] I will face a mouse.
[05:53:41] I'll have a penis face.
[05:53:43] Bro, what's up, Beth?
[05:53:44] You got your lunch box?
[05:53:45] Yeah.
[05:53:46] Show the chat, bro.
[05:53:47] Show the chat your lunch box.
[05:53:50] Check it out, yo.
[05:53:52] Hey, this is your lunch box for promo cookie.
[05:53:57] What's inside, though?
[05:53:59] Just my empty Tupperware.
[05:54:01] Empty Tupperware, huh?
[05:54:02] How much money do we have in Tupperware?
[05:54:04] Let me check out my Tupperware. Hold on.
[05:54:08] Check out my Tupperware.
[05:54:10] Come put an X in my contract.
[05:54:12] You crushed me.
[05:54:14] Bro, there's no food, bro.
[05:54:15] Well, fat's low.
[05:54:17] Oh, hey, sir.
[05:54:18] Oh, shit.
[05:54:19] You see you were in Galaga three hours ago?
[05:54:22] See, yo, I'm gonna go live.
[05:54:24] You need time.
[05:54:25] You were my whole day today, sir.
[05:54:56] Yeah, but like, take it or anything.
[05:54:57] Loki, old silk-toothed, reacted way more.
[05:54:58] Yeah, but he did it to me.
[05:54:59] You were kind of into it.
[05:55:00] No, I wasn't into it.
[05:55:02] I'm just broke.
[05:55:03] You gotta understand, bro.
[05:55:04] You guys, you guys, you guys are great people, man.
[05:55:08] You guys are so fucking great people.
[05:55:10] Oh, fuck.
[05:55:11] You guys are so fucking great.
[05:55:12] Stop, before I put you on a stage, air-wraps.
[05:55:14] You're almost out of your mind, man.
[05:55:16] Self, I want to know what's happening, bro.
[05:55:18] Bro, can you put me onto some smells?
[05:55:20] What?
[05:55:21] Right, so I'm out of air.
[05:55:22] So, I'm on some douche.
[05:55:23] I want some bad boy shit.
[05:55:25] Like you see my glasses?
[05:55:26] Give me like five minutes.
[05:55:28] Give me like five minutes.
[05:55:30] Bro, I don't got five minutes.
[05:55:31] Sam, Sam, I don't know what you're wearing, bro.
[05:55:33] At least if we can fit some of this into your timeline,
[05:55:35] we'll see.
[05:55:36] Let's be live together, bro.
[05:55:37] Okay, we're going to tear together.
[05:55:37] I never made a tear.
[05:55:38] I just did this segment.
[05:55:39] Sam, come on, get in the way.
[05:55:40] Yeah, now I have to deal with my new friend.
[05:55:42] Who?
[05:55:45] Y'all not gonna lie, you can make my heart drop
[05:55:46] for a second.
[05:55:47] You what?
[05:55:51] Yo, come on, you're not going to see this, Jerry.
[05:55:53] You okay, Jerry?
[05:55:54] Me?
[05:55:55] I'd rather dot into a fucking door.
[05:55:57] I would move around.
[05:55:58] You gave up the use of skills for a product.
[05:56:00] Oh, we need your sucking ability.
[05:56:02] No, no, Sissy, I'm building a roof along the straw.
[05:56:04] What do you think that is?
[05:56:05] Yeah, but we're going to be building it from the top of the driveway all the way down to here.
[05:56:09] And I need the top suckers in this house.
[05:56:14] Run all over it, Sissy.
[05:56:16] Hell, Sissy.
[05:56:18] I was going to make a joke, but you can make it.
[05:56:20] You want to go ahead?
[05:56:21] Here.
[05:56:21] Help me.
[05:56:22] Can you see the speaker?
[05:56:24] Oh.
[05:56:26] You got a sneaker, girl.
[05:56:28] You look like a sneaker for Thanos.
[05:56:30] Oh, a sneaker for Thanos?
[05:56:31] You got your shit on?
[05:56:40] Okay, come on.
[05:56:47] Alright, ready to light it.
[05:56:54] My self was never enough for me
[05:56:57] And I think so strong
[05:56:59] There's a power in what you do more than anything
[05:57:02] Watch me fly
[05:57:06] Show you what it is I know
[05:57:08] I know what it is I know
[05:57:10] I know what it is I know
[05:57:12] I'm asking them all, are you guys ready?
[05:57:14] Are you guys ready?
[05:57:18] What's up, mate?
[05:57:19] I'm right there
[05:57:20] I know what it is I know
[05:57:52] See you later, bro. See you tonight, bro.
[05:58:14] Why am I kind of like, you know what I'm saying?
[05:58:22] Can you see it coming in a little or not?
[05:58:29] Just a little bit?
[05:58:36] Like what is this place?
[05:58:37] Like look at this!
[05:58:38] No, no, seriously, like look at this!
[05:58:40] Like what is that?
[05:58:42] Like, how does someone have a gift already?
[05:58:48] Holy shit.
[05:58:53] Wait.
[05:58:54] I don't know why I see it.
[05:58:56] You see it?
[05:58:57] No lie.
[05:58:58] No big lie.
[05:58:59] See what?
[05:59:00] Like you be seeing it, I'm losing it a little.
[05:59:01] Like bro, there's definitely like a difference.
[05:59:02] No Chuck.
[05:59:03] I see it too much.
[05:59:04] Bro.
[05:59:05] Bro, your biceps are getting bigger.
[05:59:07] Bro, come on.
[05:59:08] There's a difference.
[05:59:09] Like bro, I'm getting there bro.
[05:59:11] Come on.
[05:59:12] Like hide me up a little bit.
[05:59:13] Like how am I supposed to lose it?
[05:59:14] Dude, I said your biceps are getting bigger.
[05:59:16] Bro, I can see like.
[05:59:17] I see you every day though, so it's kind of not easy to tell.
[05:59:21] Bro, it's just my stomach, bro.
[05:59:23] Yo.
[05:59:24] Yo, I'm tired of looking like this.
[05:59:27] You have a joke stomach.
[05:59:29] I know, bro.
[05:59:32] Is the V coming in?
[05:59:36] Hold on.
[05:59:37] I need to open up my free Ultra that kids probably want.
[05:59:40] Now I stole it because it's mine.
[05:59:42] Yo, chat.
[05:59:44] Should I give one lucky viewer in the chat?
[05:59:46] Who wants a chat?
[05:59:47] Something?
[05:59:48] Good.
[05:59:49] That's my ultraword.
[05:59:54] Fuck, I gotta go to the gym.
[06:00:02] That's why I lied to you.
[06:00:04] What do I got back here?
[06:00:07] Who wants a chat?
[06:00:12] This is the hoodie hoodie.
[06:00:14] Hey buddy, this is a nice one, okay?
[06:00:19] Oh, these candles where I'm ready to smell these tonight.
[06:00:22] I don't like this shit around here.
[06:00:28] Please, me?
[06:00:30] Alright, I'll give one person.
[06:00:32] Because we have an ultra drop on Friday. Outlaw.
[06:00:34] Please stay out the ultra shit.
[06:00:36] Guys, one person who orders?
[06:00:38] I'mma send that in there. I'mma give it a free one.
[06:00:40] Mediums, only whoever orders medium, I'll give it a free one.
[06:00:43] Oh
[06:00:48] Cat go fuck yourself. How do I look Chad? Do I look handsome today?
[06:01:01] No
[06:01:04] What time is it what time let me look up what time the gym closes it
[06:01:08] Chats the gym doesn't close at
[06:01:10] 10 I'll stay on for a little longer. I'll see you in a little bit. Okay. I'll see you around. Okay, daddy.
[06:01:18] All right, let me just check real quick. Mother, y'all can't just keep doing gym and then son,
[06:01:31] Bro
[06:01:35] Jim
[06:01:41] What is a gym near me someone tell me
[06:01:47] Look at what you've done
[06:01:50] Yo, I just saw a pig dancing in fucking mud in my fucking chat, bro. Like I'm telling you this is like getting cringe
[06:01:57] Like no it's actually cringe, hold on I saw a horse with glasses close to that ten
[06:02:11] let's do some math here yeah I get streamed for like a little bit oh what
[06:02:23] made you wear glasses. What made me wear glasses? Anything that I need to react to? Well, I'm
[06:02:31] here. I don't have 2K installed, bro. It's gonna take too long because we don't have
[06:02:34] internet. Thank you for gifting us up, bro. Much appreciated. Thank you so much, man.
[06:02:42] Um, what else did I miss? We'll walk on in bears that he had to walk away from his
[06:02:50] father dub for pushing four-year-olds and wearing on Minecraft children's constant food review
[06:02:55] crumble cookie collab oh shoot something popped out grab it oh shoot what is this i don't know
[06:03:04] let's take it to the table and find out all right let's see
[06:03:14] I wonder why crumble like don't start yo does anyone actually eat crumble cookie like
[06:03:26] I'm not even trying to be like a dick like genuinely serious does anyone genuinely like
[06:03:29] crumble like I've never seen someone like actually like crumble besides like fat ends
[06:03:35] I think my dad might be a little tardy.
[06:03:59] Yo!
[06:04:01] Cause like, why can't we just eat the cookies?
[06:04:05] I see why I'm in a costume.
[06:04:07] He's pushing 40 and eating humble cookies in a chicken costume.
[06:04:12] It has to be something a little wrong with.
[06:04:15] I'm literally so confused right now.
[06:04:20] I mean he's low key.
[06:04:21] He has a little creeper hat made for two year olds in a chicken costume.
[06:04:27] At 33 years old
[06:04:32] Yeah, we'll all be so Larry bro. You got this speed
[06:04:36] What is this bro?
[06:04:37] You'd be like like Ronaldo bro
[06:04:40] The reason streamers like a beat in a fight. I'm scared of Ronaldo bro. It's cuz like
[06:04:47] You got to be scared of niggas like Ronaldo bro, they're straight savage right here, bro
[06:04:51] Like
[06:05:06] That you scared of
[06:05:21] What is that, go.
[06:05:23] Bro.
[06:05:24] What?
[06:05:25] Nah, I'll take my hands off that.
[06:05:28] I think it's table run now though.
[06:05:31] Bro, I love B-Lu and Zs, bro.
[06:05:33] You know, they're the first people I met when I came to LA.
[06:05:36] Made it.
[06:05:37] Like, I was at Aiden's house.
[06:05:38] Who remembers when Aiden did the stream?
[06:05:39] I think it was a little TJ.
[06:05:40] I think it was like Aiden's like first quote unquote rapper that came on stream.
[06:05:44] That was the first time I went into the house to meet Aiden and B-Lu.
[06:05:47] No, I think it was Zs.
[06:05:48] It was just Zs was there.
[06:05:50] And we had a conversation. It was really cool.
[06:05:52] It was really nice.
[06:05:54] Los Polos reflected on this chain to get a marathon with stable road of Jixie during his
[06:05:57] stream back over the year. He kept the iconic cat headset.
[06:06:00] Hey man, we made it. I, you know, I didn't think, I didn't think, I didn't think I'd
[06:06:08] be here.
[06:06:09] He's so cute.
[06:06:10] I didn't think I would be here.
[06:06:15] What's today?
[06:06:16] Tuesday?
[06:06:17] Yeah, Tuesday.
[06:06:18] Bro, we rented the house until Friday, bro.
[06:06:20] Bro, we rented the house till this Friday in two more days.
[06:06:23] That's how long, bro.
[06:06:25] We didn't think we were going to beat it that quickly.
[06:06:28] And we wanted to beat that shit Sunday.
[06:06:29] So man, who's tuned in for the stream, bro?
[06:06:35] Me. I was there.
[06:06:37] I got to say this aside from like a sponsored stream,
[06:06:41] I did a while back on Twitch.
[06:06:43] Um
[06:06:46] We had over 40,000 viewers on here and twitch combined
[06:06:51] For me personally and our at our peak combined. It was like 300,000 viewers for was it really that much when we beat the game all of us
[06:07:00] Watching us beat this fucking game man
[06:07:04] It was beautiful bro, that's kind of nuts, bro. It was beautiful
[06:07:08] um god losses are so you know we had some ups and downs we almost fought but
[06:07:16] at the end of the day it was so fun bro like dude I wish I could right now run
[06:07:24] into into Ron's room and hit him with a with a box or put Jinx in a chokehold
[06:07:30] or you know I mean yeah I think he misses the days bro I actually want to
[06:07:38] show you this so soon as we ended the stream I was like guys I want you to sign
[06:07:44] I want you to sign the kitty headset so the three of us signed it just so I
[06:07:53] can remember this stream just so I can remember the stream so what I'm gonna do
[06:07:57] is I'm gonna have this live I'm gonna have this live forever in the stream
[06:08:03] room. Right here.
[06:08:13] Damn, W Loose, bro.
[06:08:17] I love Loose, man. I'm dead ass, bro. I'm actually super excited
[06:08:21] for the stream, the Minecraft stream, because this time we're
[06:08:23] gonna have like a lot more planned IRL shit and it should
[06:08:26] be really nice, bro. We're on to do a test week of
[06:08:29] multi streaming on YouTube. I think the underestimates
[06:08:31] How good it will do I
[06:08:33] Mean bro, what is the what is the upside of multi-streaming? Can someone tell me like genuinely I'm actually curious
[06:08:40] Like so for me the only reason I don't multi-stream and I'll tell you now a lot of you guys are saying free money
[06:08:45] I don't think you make as much money as you think
[06:08:48] Because of the fact that it's just it's you too like I don't know how to describe it
[06:08:54] But like I don't know exposure. Yeah, but will that really help me that much. I don't really care about the money part
[06:09:00] Damn. I don't really care about the money part to be honest with you
[06:09:05] Yes, but the thing is now this is where my truth comes in right? I feel like a lot of my twitch streams
[06:09:11] I have a lot of random shit happen facts or no, bro
[06:09:14] A lot of my a lot of my twitch streams
[06:09:16] There's a lot of random shit that happens
[06:09:18] YouTube likes very planned planned segments or gamers
[06:09:22] So the reason I think it works so well for someone like Jinxie is because he has a game or games to play and YouTube loves that
[06:09:29] I think it works for like Kai because when Kai multistreams, he has planned segments and that's what his stream is like
[06:09:34] I don't really think like a streamer like me. Maybe I'm just overthinking it. I feel like it's too like I don't know I
[06:09:41] Don't know and then motherfucker hits me with one of these bro. I
[06:09:45] Mean I'm down to try it for the Minecraft marathon should I try it for that or should I try it beforehand?
[06:09:50] Like I'm not against it
[06:09:52] I'm not against it
[06:09:56] Why is my best so high?
[06:09:58] Why did my shit go up?
[06:10:00] BRO!
[06:10:15] Wait, what? That's my full government.
[06:10:23] What the fuck is this?
[06:10:28] But if the victim of the crime should have-
[06:10:29] Bro, did Lois just like become like this TikTok sensation like-
[06:10:34] Right now, he's like-
[06:10:35] He's like a bestie, I'm a high school beyond ice
[06:10:37] Like, there's so many people I feel like-
[06:10:39] Lois, are you gonna believe that you've got me in a daze with the gang?
[06:10:42] Dude, I-I-I can control that, but I'm gonna pull the phone away.
[06:10:45] You might as well know.
[06:10:46] I wanna kill the bad guy
[06:10:52] Shit, over.
[06:10:53] I'm gonna make it.
[06:10:58] People, people, they are not the ones that we still want.
[06:11:03] We want you to never give up.
[06:11:07] You're too late.
[06:11:09] The only way you can save the world is if you analyze yourself.
[06:11:12] You won't be able to do that.
[06:11:16] What the fuck is that?
[06:11:18] Bro.
[06:11:22] Like, Mario made this shit too.
[06:11:24] Like, what is this, Mario?
[06:11:25] You're in a hoodie in a hundred feet weather.
[06:11:30] That's okay.
[06:11:31] You don't get over here.
[06:11:32] I'm gonna save you.
[06:11:33] That's been an incredible experience.
[06:11:39] Stop!
[06:11:41] You're like the reward of my money.
[06:11:43] Shit.
[06:11:44] Hey, I'm almost a little slinger.
[06:11:47] Don't keep going.
[06:11:48] Keep going.
[06:11:49] Keep fucking going.
[06:11:50] Roach!
[06:11:51] You're low!
[06:11:52] You're low!
[06:11:54] Oh, my God!
[06:11:56] Yeah!
[06:11:58] J-V-G-E-R!
[06:11:59] We took a brief step in this one.
[06:12:04] Light moves by pretty fast.
[06:12:06] If you don't stop and look around once in a while...
[06:12:24] you
[06:12:54] you
[06:13:24] you
[06:13:54] you
[06:14:24] you
[06:14:54] you
[06:15:24] you
[06:15:54] you
[06:16:24] you
[06:16:54] you
[06:17:24] you
[06:17:54] You
[06:17:56] You
[06:18:20] Me bro, I can't even watch
[06:18:26] Oh fuck you fuck you say to me you little shit
[06:18:33] How are you how are you not in fucking school?
[06:18:36] You kiss your mother with that mouth. It's called you kids called you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth
[06:18:42] Huh?
[06:18:56] Like, some of us upload straight fuckin' bull...
[06:19:26] Like, brother, like what is this on my recommended?
[06:19:28] This is why like I don't click on shit, bro.
[06:19:29] Like when you start clicking on shit on YouTube,
[06:19:31] like you start getting bullshit like this, bro.
[06:19:35] Like I saw my grandma pleasing herself.
[06:19:38] Like, like why is this on my recommended?
[06:19:40] Say first.
[06:19:42] Like, bro, look what's on my recommended now.
[06:19:43] It's all ruined, like.
[06:19:44] It could be good, we can't judge me.
[06:20:07] I've never heard of it before
[06:20:09] That's just not the lyrics
[06:20:12] Another beauty I
[06:20:17] You just got an angel
[06:20:23] You still make me cry
[06:20:29] You've lost a lot of pure care
[06:20:33] In a beautiful world
[06:20:39] Of which I'm our special
[06:20:44] It's kind of gorgeous though, okay?
[06:20:46] You're so fucking special
[06:20:51] But I'm our free
[06:20:56] Yes, straight garbage, bro.
[06:20:58] This is what I talk about when I tell my recommended bro,
[06:21:00] Okay, what is yeah my my it's getting bad, bro. It's getting really bad, bro
[06:21:05] Like there's just like straight shit like on my fucking time
[06:21:11] And then his Bailey bro Bailey shut up
[06:21:16] Here we go again
[06:21:30] I
[06:21:39] Got any agreed screens is open to become like a kid like I swear
[06:21:53] Yeah, what's up?
[06:22:00] get off of this drive, like what's your method?
[06:22:04] You start from the right and you go left.
[06:22:07] So do you front and touch?
[06:22:10] You go all the way to the right
[06:22:11] and then you swerve left.
[06:22:13] So go, hold on, I'm explaining it's on the chat.
[06:22:17] You go, I can't see it's a little, it's a little isolated.
[06:22:21] Okay, hold on.
[06:22:23] So just pull the way right.
[06:22:25] And then you go left, you up to the corner.
[06:22:28] So do I want my right wheel?
[06:22:31] Yeah, you want your right wheel on the street first, but like you want to go to the corner.
[06:22:38] Like that?
[06:22:40] I can't really see it at that.
[06:22:43] Is this better?
[06:22:45] Dude, you should go straight.
[06:22:47] Yeah.
[06:22:48] Until your shit's about to hit the curb and then you go right, basically.
[06:22:53] And then you go a little left once you get your right wheel on the ground.
[06:22:57] That make sense?
[06:23:04] You didn't listen.
[06:23:09] No.
[06:23:10] I'm gonna have to teach you.
[06:23:15] my car I teach you why I'm sure I'm any shoes
[06:23:39] No AC, no Wi-Fi, no drive-way.
[06:23:46] Ah, dog?
[06:23:50] Are we dead ass? I mean, as soon as I already ate a dog.
[06:23:55] Did you screw that in?
[06:23:58] I mean, yeah, this is what we screwed into.
[06:24:02] I didn't mean to crack or anything, I just screwed them off.
[06:24:10] But now this is out here.
[06:24:14] It's a fucking point.
[06:24:15] I just saw a gif of you in my chat.
[06:24:19] Actually, that's fine.
[06:24:21] Holy shit, a dangerous man is approaching me in a vehicle.
[06:24:24] Oh, that's Jason the Wind.
[06:24:27] He's probably gonna fuck up his shit, too.
[06:24:32] I mean, it was fun.
[06:24:35] This is just already day.
[06:24:37] That's why it's a sound.
[06:24:38] All right, well, I'll show you after.
[06:24:41] Appreciate the driving, Ted.
[06:24:42] All right.
[06:24:46] Burger.
[06:24:49] The fuck is this?
[06:24:55] So you're welcome to be your crib.
[06:24:57] I mean, maybe I'll see you at work.
[06:24:59] I don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga.
[06:25:01] Maybe if you got rid of the old yee-yee ass hair cut you got you get some bitches on your dick.
[06:25:05] Nah, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass and she quit fucking with that brain and sergeant of the lawyers she fucking with.
[06:25:11] Nigga.
[06:25:14] What?
[06:25:18] I don't wanna be the guy, but I'm gonna be the guy.
[06:25:22] There's just no way in hell that they're gonna be-
[06:25:26] And I'm not trying to own nostalgia for me, but there's just no way that they're gonna beat the characters from GTA 5
[06:25:32] I'm gonna keep it a buck
[06:25:34] Like I'm gonna be the guy, but it's not blinded by nostalgia. It's not that it's just like I played the story
[06:25:40] And I just felt connected to the characters
[06:25:43] I could already tell people only want to play GTA right now because of the girl and I'm gonna be the guy to say it
[06:25:48] I'm gonna be the guy to say it. It's the truth nuke. It's a truth nuke, bro
[06:25:51] Like right now everyone's just hyped to play the girl. No one cares about the characters, right?
[06:25:54] I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
[06:25:56] I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
[06:26:05] Okay. You say so.
[06:26:07] Sure, buddy.
[06:26:08] Sure.
[06:26:09] What the f*** you mean?
[06:26:10] Whoa! Stop swearing, dude! Come on now!
[06:26:12] I'm so sorry.
[06:26:13] How old are you?
[06:26:14] Sorry.
[06:26:15] Sorry.
[06:26:16] Sorry.
[06:26:17] Sorry.
[06:26:18] Jesus.
[06:26:19] Sorry.
[06:26:20] Sorry.
[06:26:21] It's not cute.
[06:26:22] You're not gay?
[06:26:23] Yeah, yeah, that's me.
[06:26:26] Oh my fucking-
[06:26:27] Whoa!
[06:26:28] Good game, man.
[06:26:30] I hope this guy gets banned from Twitch.
[06:26:34] Can we get, guys, can you please report this guy?
[06:26:36] I don't have a mic.
[06:26:40] No, okay, dogs.
[06:26:41] Dude, if there's an alter-
[06:26:42] I love you.
[06:26:43] I don't love you.
[06:26:44] Yo.
[06:26:45] Fuck you on your fucking Twitch stream.
[06:26:47] Tell yourself.
[06:26:48] Oh my God, can you not swear?
[06:26:50] Dude, if there's an alter universe
[06:26:52] Like he's just like bro. He's just bro. He's just fucking saying like every type of word
[06:26:58] Bro, just like I don't know bro. I feel like there's an alternate universe, bro
[06:27:04] No, not that word I'm just like, you know
[06:27:08] Alright, I think I might be done and that's why I was telling DDG when I dropped the beat on him. What?
[06:27:17] Fuck is this I
[06:27:19] I don't want to just scroll YouTube and do absolutely nothing, bro.
[06:27:24] This was cinema?
[06:27:25] I mean, bro.
[06:27:26] World record!
[06:27:27] Yeah!
[06:27:28] Whose height?
[06:27:29] Yes!
[06:27:30] Yes!
[06:27:31] And it's not done yet!
[06:27:32] Lazy with the 5!
[06:27:33] Thank you!
[06:27:34] Yo, you guys want me to do this shit but there's no one at the house.
[06:27:47] So who the fuck would I do this with?
[06:27:48] Look at the last time I was here.
[06:27:50] Lopey was here, Arke was here, Lazy was here.
[06:27:53] Bro, Pepsi was here, diving into the pool,
[06:27:56] raiding Silky's.
[06:27:58] That's not what I meant.
[06:28:00] In the house, sleeping.
[06:28:02] Drew's here, Russell's here, Pepsi's here.
[06:28:04] You have to go get the dive in.
[06:28:08] Wait, same shirt, Lokey, is this the same shirt?
[06:28:13] Bro, everyone was here, bro.
[06:28:16] invite people if I have one second sub-a-thon? Okay, who do you guys want me to invite,
[06:28:21] bro? You want me to send out an invite list to my one-second sub-a-thon?
[06:28:23] Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
[06:28:32] Fuck! I can't look at the camera! Oh fuck! I can't look at the camera! Jesus, man.
[06:28:39] Pepsi-Lays-Lope. Alright, I got you guys. Pepsi-Lays-Lope. Alright, the schedule
[06:28:46] Right now is tomorrow. I think I'm doing the thing with Jinxie then Friday. I have the world's longest straw Sunday
[06:28:52] Me and adaptive doing a stream the set Monday
[06:28:55] Me Joe and Jinx you're doing a stream and it's Marlon's birthday. So I'm gonna do a IRL that same day and then the 8th and the 9th
[06:29:01] One of those days. I'm gonna be playing GTA RP and then and then 10th
[06:29:04] I'm gonna be flying to New York City the 11th. I'm doing a New York stream and the 12th
[06:29:09] I'm gonna hopefully go to Kai's event and then the Monday phone that I've got QT's podcast with Val Gray
[06:29:15] And then the week after that I got Jinx's tournament and the week after that I got FNC as global the week after that
[06:29:20] I have a fort I have a Minecraft marathon with Jinx C and Lose three weeks after that
[06:29:25] I'm going to Japan a week after that I have a GTA 5 heist
[06:29:28] Marathon a couple days before that I streamer awards a couple days after that
[06:29:31] I have GTA 6 and then we have December. Yeah, it should be pretty good
[06:29:36] That's why I try to say like don't get mad at me though for like some streams
[06:29:39] I don't have nothing planned
[06:29:41] You know what I'm saying like some days
[06:29:42] I just don't have ship land bro, but I still want to stream so I can see you guys simple as that
[06:29:45] Um
[06:29:47] Good fucking stream tonight appreciate the subs appreciate the donors appreciate anyone who followed I love you boys
[06:29:52] So fuck it much join the Twitter comment explanation mark com
[06:29:55] I accepted a bunch of new people because I haven't seen people get accepted in a while
[06:29:58] I'm gonna raid silky and yeah, also by the way guys also
[06:30:04] We're dropping ultra this weekend. I believe on Friday. Go follow the page bro. Show some fucking love
[06:30:10] Show the stable, you know I'm saying if you want some shit
[06:30:12] Let me know we're dropping some shit if you care about it if you don't just type now with a smiley face
[06:30:17] But if you do the quality is really fucking good everyone loves it everyone who buys it says it's really good
[06:30:22] It's not merch. It's like pretty much a brand at this point. It is a brand, but it's very fucking nice
[06:30:27] It's good quality and everyone loves it bro. So if you guys want to get it go get it if not, it's okay
[06:30:32] Yeah, other than that, I must see you boys fucking tomorrow. I love you boys so fucking much
[06:30:39] I'm going to the fucking gym. Yeah, Silky's coming. Let's all two fucking late. I gotta go to the fucking gym
[06:30:44] I gotta go to the fucking gym here. I'll play my fucking. I'll play him some pop
[06:31:09] Motherfucker, I told you!
[06:31:11] 10 minutes!
[06:31:12] I'm gonna go!
[06:31:13] Why did you come down?
[06:31:14] I don't know, bro.
[06:31:15] I- because I have to go to the gym!
[06:31:17] I got to go to the gym!
[06:31:18] End it! End it!
[06:31:19] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[06:31:20] AAAAAAAH!!!
[06:31:22] I-
[06:31:22] You're just a little...
[06:31:23] Who do you-
[06:31:24] OHH!