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I just want to be the one and not be a girl
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I don't gotta be the one and no
I just want to be the one and not be a girl
Oh, what's up?
Yo!
What up? I'm going up. Stay on camera. I'ma chose to be what's good.
No one was good, man. Maze was good, man. What's good?
Hilo was good, friends was good, hope was good, shout was good.
Good!
What is it?
Yo!
Yo, man, what's good?
I was God, Harris was God, Mystic was God, man was God.
Do I who say comics decide?
Who missed me, bro?
Who missed me?
Do I look the red?
I mean, look at me.
Y'all, who missed me, bro?
Yo, Silk, thank you so much, combo.
Was God, Eric gets max.
I want to kill her, was God.
Yo, what's the email of the day today?
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning, bro.
Yo, it's been a minute since I've been in my room,
bro.
It's been an actual fucking minute
I've been in my fucking room
Holy shit, are y'all in school right now? Yay or nay?
Yes, nay, nay, nay, nay
What up gay? What up frown? What up JD? What up grandfils? What up Mars? What up Louis Vuitton?
What up wrecking lord? What's going? Hey chat, you haven't seen me in three days, bro
Be honest, did I get better looking or my job?
Yo, what's good man? Thank you so much pairs for the sub, DW with the sub, double sub already with sub, chaos with sub, George with the sub. You look good, Ron?
Sayon got to look good, champ. Yo, I won with the four months, thank you. Yo, who watched the marathon? Who watched the marathon?
Yo, Jake was good, Frost was good, Jeremiah scored was good, I too was good. Ten gifted from BlueDough!
If you want to sub save me, thank you so much for 10 gifted subs
But I'm not even getting
Coffee dead ass is it perhaps coffee or coffee or is it coffee or is it coffee, bro? Like I don't even know
Bro, this shit dead ass like is I don't know how to describe it, bro. It's like fucking up my stomach
I don't know how to describe it, bro. It's fucking up my stomach, but I'm going to the flow
Good morning to everyone here, man. How are y'all doing man? You're five foot and 170 pounds relative stupid fucking name, bro
Actually pause the music. I want to say I'm sorry. I want to say I'm sorry before we get to anything
I want to say I'm sorry for not being live last three days y'all after the marathon
I'll be honest with you. I took one day off and
What the fuck that I just see in my chat bro, why did I just see a gift of two people laughing?
What did I just see in my fucking chat wait hold on hold on hold on
Why did I do
Why did I just see a SpongeBob putting his hand out?
Yeah
What am I what am I seeing bro? Oh, they added gifts for tier two and tier three subs. Oh
Got it, bro. Subscribe for tier two. Let's see what this guy's about to put in my chat. I
Alright, bro, probably the worst decision to which could have ever fucking done. But yeah, oh
Nice, I just saw SpongeBob's house. It looks like in my I just saw a stripper giving a GTA character a lap dance
Yo, this might be the dumbest update ever. Anyways, I took off. Yo, can someone tell me why I'm such a fucking fat loser?
Now, I'm only saying this because why on earth do I keep getting ear infections, bro? Is it because I'm picking my ear too much?
Generally, is that what it is? Bro, I don't get it. I keep waking up and I'll have like ear infections.
infections like I'll start to feel congested my head will start pounding and I wake up slow as fuck
like I don't know how to describe it bro so ear plus headset so now if I if you guys ever see me do
this if you ever see me do that we're like finger my ear just demand me to stop like I'm dead ass
serious bro like demand me to stop bro like I bro okay you don't have to tell me stop now but
But I'm saying like it's so bad bro. Every time I finger my ear
It feels so good that I have to continue. Does anyone know what I'm talking about or no
Nobody cares. So am I the only one who uses q-tips for my ears?
Like dead ass, you have it with the 10 gifted cheers
Thank you. If you want to sub say me hold on hold on wait listen
Hold on you know this part listen
You know this part or not? I don't know this part. Anyways, um, yes. Now my title was drama.
I believe Streamer Awards got announced, which means I have to do my due diligence and sign up and recommend people.
I'll be honest with you, I haven't seen the categories, I haven't seen anything, but I will give my takes and I think honestly today I'm just going to give the most out of pocket takes just to piss people off.
facts or no also I did not even see the GTA 6 trailer not that I have to see it
right now because I know a lot of people saw but was it good or no is it worth
checking out I only saw the clip of Lucia what's her name the girl or whatever
um bro my girlfriend told me that I'm not allowed to play GTA 6 if I want to
go to the strip club or if I want to go to the if I want to have her as my
girlfriend and I'm gonna be honest with you bro I don't give a fuck like
Like straight up, like bro, if I gotta go to the strip club to do, like at the end of the day, if I have to go to the strip club to do missions, bro, I have to do it.
You know what I'm saying? Like I have to beat the game. I have to beat the game. It's just, it's just content. Like that's what I'm trying to say.
Like maybe I don't have to get a lap dance where I have to go to the back room and get a blowjob from behind while I'm getting my dick also pumped with the fucking two fists from three different girls.
But that's besides the point because at the end of the day, it's just content.
It's just content.
My chat wants to see me go to the shoe store.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
Like, bro, if my chat wants to see me go to the shoe store, I got to go to the
shoe store.
It's simple as that.
Like, I don't know.
Also, um, I put the painting here and I put that there and I put a couple
of other things.
I also put that guy who made me the clip thing on my other wall.
Pretty nice.
Shout out to anyone who says stuff to the P.O.
box, Exhibition Mark PO, before I get into anything, first and foremost, I'll be honest
with you, shorter stream today, alright? I still have a headache, but I wanted to stream,
simple as that. Tomorrow, I'm pretty sure me and Jinxie are going to be doing the fish
game. I forget what it's called, it's like a fish game, I don't know what it is.
We need two other players, so I need recommendations for two other players. Friday, we are
doing with Pepsi the world's longest straw part two. Now this time we're going to be doing at the
top of the driveway and where the goal is to get to either the basement or the backyard. I'm talking
like the very, very, very, very, very top of the driveway. Yes, Joe already beat the game, he said.
The very, very, very, very top of the driveway. So it should be pretty cool. And then also,
I believe, don't quote me on this, don't quote me on this, don't quote me on this.
This Sunday, me and Adapt are going to be doing, I believe, maybe, we're going to go to Malibu
in the golf court thing because we never ended up doing it.
We never ended up doing it.
So maybe, just maybe, should be pretty cool.
And then he asked me, he asked me.
So if he bailed, it's on him.
He told me Sunday should be good.
Um, Monday, I'm going to be doing a game day with, uh, I'm going to be playing
this game called Bomba Nanza or something like that.
I think with Jinxie and Joe, I think.
And then I think it's also Marlon's birthday at night.
And then, New York, that stream starts on the 10th, okay?
Seven days from now, eight days from now,
we are gonna go to New York.
I'm gonna do a stream, I think with Reem and Maddie
for one of the days.
Phantom, I believe is in the works
as long as he wants to do it.
He told me he wants to do something.
So me and Phantom might do something while I'm out there.
And then I'm gonna be going,
I'm gonna try at least to go to the Vivette show.
Now I don't know if you can stream it.
I don't know if you can do any of that yet.
I don't really know how it works,
but I'm gonna try to go, bro.
I'm gonna try to go.
So regardless, I'm gonna try to go, bro.
I'm not going to the shoe store.
Yo, yo, guys, there's no shoe store in New York, bro.
Wait, he's not letting me in?
Wait, do you think Kai would let me into the vivette thing?
Yo, POV, wait, close your eyes.
Everyone close your eyes, ready?
Bro, POV.
Every single celebrity's at the vivette show.
Everyone's looking at all the models,
but then there's one more model that comes out.
And it's stable fucking for all of us.
When are we all going to eat? Oh, someone just said and then I woke up. Go fuck yourself,
bro. Maybe have some lapis. Also, we are going to FNCS Globals. It is confirmed. I will
I'll be going to Germany on the 24th this month.
I'll be going to Germany and then and then I don't want to lock it in just yet,
but I'm pretty sure the Minecraft marathon with Los and Jinxie will be starting on October 4th.
Yes, Belgium.
Oh, wait, Belgium, I thought it was Germany.
Wait, is Belgium in Germany or is Germany in Belgium?
Belgium.
Wait, Belgium is its own country.
Wait, I thought, wait, what's the city I'm thinking of in Germany?
What is it?
What's the city that I'm thinking of in Germany?
Berlin, I'm thinking of Berlin.
Oopsies.
Wait, Belgium is the continent with the crazy building that every artist takes a picture
in front of?
Or am I tripping?
Is this the picture?
Oh my God.
I gotta do this.
I gotta take a picture in front of the building listen. I'm gonna go to Belgium. I don't really oh, that's Spain
Wait, do I have a lot of fans that are in Belgium when I go or no?
Like am I gonna meet any of you guys or is it just gonna be a bunch of little kids just want to see Clix or fortnight? I
Don't know
Regardless, I'm gonna be in Belgium and then on October 4th
Jinxie stable Ronaldo hardcore Minecraft marathon in person me and them are gonna be in person
So it should be pretty cool
I'm super excited and then we're gonna go to Japan a couple weeks after and then after that
Streamer awards into GTA 5 heist marathon into midnight release of GTA 6 into December
Into my birthday into announcement on my birthday. I
Don't want to say just yet, but on my birthday be there
Yes, and if you are in Los Angeles on my birthday come to Los Angeles, I'm gonna be doing something special
Yes, I'm not going to India stop talking to me to do that um other than that how have you guys been bro?
Yo, how have you guys been man? Has school started?
Bro, I'm sorry for not being consistent right fucking took off a couple of days, bro
They've been four months. No, no, no wait when does school start for you guys?
Because all my school used to start right now my school start my school always started like the beginning of September
But I know a lot of people aren't like August. It's like super fucking weird, bro
Like I didn't even know people start in August after Labor Day. Wait, is Labor Day this Monday or the next Monday?
You know, I just saw a minion in my chat, bro
Like what the fuck? Okay. No, no whose idea was this from Twitch like dead ass serious
Like what in the fuck is this like dead ass serious like what in the fuck is that, bro?
Like jeez Louise man like jeez Louise that is the worst thing. Um good updates not gonna lie
Yeah, it should be pretty cool. Um, we're gonna start voting pretty soon
Um, does anyone understand where I'm supposed to vote? I'm so confused by the way like did I get nominated for anything?
Like how does this work, bro? I saw people like doing their own nominations
Um, no, you got to do it yourself. Say on God
Also, by the way, I saw that Lacey and Marlon started their marathon
Is it gonna be possible for them to even eat it like no troll like is that even gonna be possible like
No, bro, that's what I'm saying like the only thing that I got a highlight from their marathon was this right here
And I'm not gonna lie
What in the fuck am I looking at bro Marlon has a fucking bodice pussy, bro like I don't know I
Don't know bro
Come to Antarctica. What in the fuck is gonna do to Antarctica besides see polar bears?
Yo also by the way, it's becoming to be a little bit toxic and it of the year bro
I'm at the end of the year becomes the streamer awards
Everyone knows how toxic it gets aware aware aware
It's about to get real toxic. Um, I'm gonna be honest with you. You know what the funniest part is?
Nobody cares about streamer awards at all until like the month before nobody cares about anything
Everyone's like, oh, I don't care about an award etc. And then right around the corner shabang streamer awards happen
Oh matter of fact matter
Should I call cutie Cinderella and ask if I'm doing the thing bro? I don't even know stone David a five gifted
Do you think she would tell me or no?
I don't know.
Bro, last year she told me one day before, two days before, like...
Hold on, let me make sure I look good, because this chat knows I look sexy without a headset.
That'll look sexy, chat.
Might want to start the diet in the gym again.
It's called, You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth Bro?
Oh, uh, hey, I don't know if I'm blocked, but what the fuck was that sound effect? Um, yo, cutie
It's me Ron. Hit me back stable out horse out Ronaldo out
Thank you the five gifted poo fool
Are you drinking curry yo dumbass this is fucking coffee you fucking idiot
Does anyone know what Alfred's coffee is or am I just a bad bitch, but this shit is gas
It's gas bro. This shit is gas
This shit is gas like I'm not gonna lie
Is it fruity to drink coffee or is it more fruity to drink match up?
Um, don't think we forgot about this snapshot
Like first of all, why is this loading in like one second per frame third of all bro
Like what is the point of bringing this up right now, bro?
Jinxie is a good friend. What Jinxie said Ron is reality gamer of the year IRL best duo Jinxie best stream club and best marriage
So you think I have every single fucking award? Like yo, do you guys think I'm like him?
Like I'm so confused like yo, where's the awards, bro? Where's the awards? I gotta do this shit
I gotta do this shit or should I wait a second. I'll wait a second before I do any awards
What else am I missing before you say anything? I lost a bet. Oh
Hell fucking no
Oh hell no is this fake is this fucking fake
Dude I'm gonna be honest with you
Do not tattoo my face do not tattoo my body do not tattoo my name
Do not tattoo anything on your own body, bro. This is a little bit psychotic
I'll be honest with you. Just being honest. Is that an L Ron? I don't really know. Um, but yeah. Oh, when is the one second sabbaton soon?
Bro, don't worry. Also, by the way, I don't want to give it attention because, you know, lol, but why did I see a clip of crack?
Maybe talking to fucking epic and epic said that we're racist. Yo, I'm not even kidding. Yo, someone get that kid off the internet, bro.
Please, I'm W Lacey who think I deserve to be nominated for this award.
Um, there's not a lot of streamers who do IRL and desktop and like make it blend very well, especially with the hours that I do.
But I think Ron deserves to win best reality streamer and I don't want to nominate myself and then split the votes and him not win.
Thanks, so I think I'm not gonna nominate myself for best reality streamer
Now did he nominate himself for best sports humor because of like Joey chestnut type of sports or what is this? Is this playing sports?
Just curious bro
JK JK we're gonna get to voting student. We're gonna talk about everything. Um
All right, um also by the way, they did say that fiber is gonna get installed. I doubt it's actually gonna happen, but yeah, oh
Oh crack baby and stay down K confront epic for calling the cool
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, how does this kid? I'm not even shy even I'm not even gonna react to this whole video
But I just want to say this kid needs to get off the internet
Yo, I saw him post a video of him
Like building a mask. He changed his name to the magic eight ball then he changed his name to mark
Then he changes that yo get off the internet bro like I'm not reacting to this
But just get off the internet bro these kids yo some kids just need to learn to get off the internet simple as that man
Jinxie and Ron duo of the year stats, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. Who's the duo of the year?
How many duos are there? I don't think me and Jinxie have enough but like
Bro gaming keep down nobody's brother of a tournament rock
I mean these are like kind of iffy because this is like this is like everything like this is like
group streams like brothers like people like yeah adapt and Maya Kai and speed
bro Kai and speed had I think 600,000 viewers on that beating minecraft
jidge jidge jidge that ass they say cameraman count two yo good bro keep
He plays away from me.
Ah, bro, I'm not trying to be putting these mug edits, bro.
I'm not trying to put in these mug edits.
Oh, Drew X Lane.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, guys.
If I got rid of this car, I'd be a piece of shit, right?
Yes, this is the brand, bro.
I feel like I'm a piece of shit.
Damn, you know what I have realized?
We did so much this year.
Like, I don't really care what anyone says.
Like, people could say I take breaks.
People could say I don't do enough, whatever it might be.
Bro, we lowkey accomplished a lot this year.
Like, I wonder if there's a stat sheet.
Someone showed me real quick what I did in the last month.
I mean, look what we did, bro.
Look what we did.
This is just August.
Bro, 100,000 followers gained, 76,000 peak,
36,000 average, 18 out of 31 active days,
Part timer in the chat 184 hour streams 7 million hours watched Betsy joined core three vlogs posted Monterey Paris and Surrey Hill
I had your rage come over Jinxian lows rugged Marlin two marathons two tournaments two trips
I'm not gonna lie bro. W fucking run volatile, bro. I don't care y'all could say L part timer
Whatever it might be or W run volatile. We're doing good, bro. They rest. We're doing good. Um, oh, yeah, I did see this
Ron on the road. I don't know. We'll see. I don't know
Distributors have to apply to be nominated. I haven't read a thing. Go ahead and read a thing and then come back to me
What about burger burger will be hosting the red carpet and actually co-hosting the show
So you're telling me my fucking cat my fucking cat. Yo put it in my stable
Can you please change your name when I tell you I'm uncomfortable with something you continue to rub it in my face?
That is not okay. I'm using an I message now. I personally don't like it when you have that name
Okay, thank you put burger to tuxedo. Yo this dude burger by the way keeps going in my closet
And he literally just lays down on my clothes, bro. It's pissing me off, bro. You have your own bed. Um,
Whoa, this is what speed accomplished this year world cup performance
WWE WrestleMania pyramid stream scuba diving under what oh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie
like, jitch.
Bro, this dude's speed, I said before, bro,
he's easily the streamer of the year,
but we're gonna vote soon, don't worry.
Okay, before I go into the awards,
is there anything that I need to see that's important?
It's been three days.
Anything at all.
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Yo, I miss Los, anyone else?
Like, I did ask Missin, bro, he's so cute.
Oh my god, Wad.
Bro, Wad reminds me of like, dude at one point when we were talking I was really sad because
I was like, I think it was the wine but I was just like, damn bro.
I wish I had a dad like this.
Dude, she looks like me.
She looks like me.
Like, that's such a good dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Alright.
All right, um anyways first seven years of streaming 98.1 million hours watch nine months of 2026 45
Holy shit
Wait, so
When it's new years how many years of that streaming for me? Is that seven?
Who's been here since day one drop of me? You don't say me if it's all of you guys bro. It's not
Bro, that's gonna be eight years or seven. I think it's gonna be seven, bro
I think it's actually gonna be seven also by the way Saeed made me sick with those fucking cookies on God
I don't care if I ever get sponsored. I don't care about anything. Yo, never ever eat crumble cookie
I'm telling you right now. Don't ever take a bite out of one
Don't ever drink the cup like that shit from it crumble cookie dead ass fucks up your stomach so badly
I would rather fucking die, bro. That shit actually destroyed my insides and I barely took any fucking bites walla being serious, bro
Um
Bro Saeed like why like look how happy he is to bro like dead ass serious like yo say you bro
It's fucking Jova, bro. Why did you listen to adapt and Betsy? Why the fuck would you get this?
He's so cute you think this guy is cute
Yo, say bro. It's time to go bald. He got this haircut. Yeah, bro. No, literally
Like bro, so I don't know if you're watching the stream
Yo, it's time to go fucking bald, bro. It's time to go fuck
Look at that story
Let me know
Let me know do you love the way I do hit them all on your body?
My priority seen it
It's fun
That's fun done bro, that's fun done bruh it's time to go bald bruh it be your own men yosai
What is this?
Dude, I did see this congratulations on Sina completing her marathon
I won one of your iPhones after I donated about $50,000. So I'm hoping that I can get it soon
So just make sure that you can send it to me. You know what I'm saying I gifted a good amount of subs to get that
No, I'm just kidding that ass serious though. This is pretty cool. Wait, where are these mountains? What state is this?
What state are these mountains in?
Wyoming, how far is Wyoming from stable or from stable enough from California?
Bro, like if I can I even go to these mountains?
Like how far is this? Like I want to go here, bro.
Five hour drive or five hour flight. I don't know where it is. Like is it in Texas? Like I
don't know like four hours I'd say. Well, I don't know, bro, but this is a pretty cool photo.
This is actually pretty cool dead ass is pretty cool. Um, I don't know how she did that on stream though
How did she do that on stream? Did she like stop her stream randomly and just go?
Anything else that I missed this bullshit get that shit out of my face
I did see that my minecraft experience is like I load it into a game and I couldn't even like break the tree
So that's my experience with the game. So let alone like I gotta we have to slay a fucking dragon and like
Wait, what do you mean you tried to break a tree all you do is just hold left click also
By the way, I feel like it's the mickey unless Loose kills the dragon. He's right. He's right
I have to level up armor and dude
I'm being told always keep a bucket of water on you like what is these things aware bro aware things mean bro I
Can get attacked in my sleep
But I can't wait for this Minecraft marathon, badass, like, I don't know.
How the fuck did Ron predict this?
Messi left Argentina.
That's not possible and not real.
Now listen, I'll be honest with you.
I'll be dead honest with you.
I got a text from Messi's team.
I don't want to be the guy,
but we were supposed to do a stream.
I had to cancel on him,
so he wanted me to bring the news to the public,
and I was like, okay, sure.
No one wanted to believe me fairs.
Don't believe the stable or an auto guy.
Oh, nice.
All right, bro, all right.
Anyways, you're almost the same age as him.
Wait, how old is Messi?
Wait, what?
Let's come together and make this core award.
You for stream series Marathon IRL for Ron and reality streaming the year me for sports that for events
It's from our brothers Rob. I believe their own corgata corgata. You're working the year
Well, I gotta see this by the way. Where do you vote? Where do you vote? Does anyone know? I'm so confused. Let's start that now
Where does where do you vote bro?
Chi mail
Just invited me to the event show.
Thank you so much.
I mean it, if you need us to walk through the event,
I don't mind willing to experience it.
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Oh my god, Tyson, that just takes me back.
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We'll see, bro.
We'll see.
I hope I go.
If you know, you know.
I'll wear it.
Last time I was here, Jackson was alive, so it is
It's kinda sad, but the exit used to be right here.
White for Robbie.
It's been glad to see you.
Watch this video, look.
Is there anything I need to talk about?
I don't think I can take care of it myself.
What the fuck?
Maybe I'll have to take care of it myself.
For what?
Maybe I'll have to take care of it myself.
Hey, Paul.
Good boy.
Bang!
Bang!
Oh, he's shaking.
It's okay. Oh, you're so cute
No last time
What are you linking me?
All right, bro. All right, bro. Um, what is this before I vote? Jinxia has announced the
careers playing in his 100 player streamer tournament. Bradley Martin, Kurt, who big star
and Ludwig Cipher, Bulu, Zia's, Deji, adapt, moist critical rug agent, Mr. Arthur, flight
reacts, Russell, Ginge, Loves, Valkyrie, yummy, Yugi, Zoyle, rope penguin, T banks,
Big-ass dick Tyler one own a schnitzel silky Timmy nadex silvy Gotham chest evil do it emberu garfield disc docs table
Or not a don't as Enzo Martin janky. Yo, holy shit. There's a lot of players, bro
Yeah, I believe this is on the 20th. Why did I just see someone say Bradley Martin gg?
Yo, do you guys think like Bradley Martin is just like he sees me. He just wants to attack me. I'm so fucking confused
I'm so fucking confused, bro. Do your awards here? Oh shit, it's time. Wait, how do I sign
in? Let's do my Twitch. All right. Wait, what the fuck is this? Wait, so you don't
nominate people now you just submit your own
Okay, wait wait you do wait I'm so confused ladies. What did you just link me before I do this?
No, I'm not gonna lie how many pickles you think you could shove in your mouth lace in one go that s
How many pickles bro?
Wait fan nominations
Probably a jar we should do a stream where we try to shove as much pickles and hot dogs in our throat to low key
See how many pickles are in a jar? I don't even know. Hi your public name. Do I do my government or do I do?
I do my gamer tag
stable Renado
name pronunciation
pronunciation. The king. I am the king. Call me stable. Call me
Ronaldo. Call me even stable Ronaldo. You can call me SR5 or you can call me the king.
Nice.
The king.
I am the king.
Call me stable.
Call me Ronaldo.
Yep.
Call me even stable, Ronaldo.
You can call me SR5 or you can call me the king.
Not bad.
Choose a headshot, a photo of your face using press releases and material related
to show the image.
Okay guys, can you guys give me a photo to use? Oh, nice. Thanks. Well, that's a good photo. Oh
Thanks, no, no, I mean this is just sad, bro
Like okay, when are you guys gonna take anything serious like I need a photo?
I need a photo to submit this one is like ugliest like this is the most hideous photo of me, bro
Like like this isn't even real bro. Like what? Oh
Another fake photo. Thanks. Oh
Another fake photo. Thanks
I mean this is just like yo, can we use a good photo of me, please?
Not me dumbass
Nice this one is pixelated. I couldn't I can't even get this
This is just games don't okay
Yo, can I get a real photo to submit?
This is a photo from 10 years ago. This is literally from five seconds ago. Like why do you I know I actually
Like at this point should I just submit like
Should I just submit this one like dead ass?
Fuck
Use this
Mario like you're a loser
Like why do you do this bro? Like why do you actually do this? I'm just gonna submit this right. I'm not even getting
Hold on. I'm submitting that one
Like dead ass serious
Oh my god, like do I just submit this?
Like do I submit this or no
Or shall I use like a real photo a real photo of this?
Oh my god, bro, it's too low res
Bro fuck that that's good. I'm uploading that that looks good, bro
No fine L chat bro L chat fine stable Ronaldo thought
why the fuck is this the photo that comes up when you search my name who set
this as my photo no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no like bro like what is this all right we got to go with the classic bro we
You gotta go with the classic, bro.
I know, I know, I know.
Uh, uh, uh.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
bro, then get mad at me, bro.
Get mad at the chat.
Get mad at the chat.
Um, all right.
My YouTube, stable, renaldo, live.
Sweet!
My Instagram, stable, renaldo.
Sweet!
Other, should I link my only fans?
JK JK what other links do I have that would be important made my tic-tac? I don't know. Yeah, I don't give a fuck
all right
Wait, so now what do I do now? What do I do?
Now how do I vote? Oh? I put myself here. Oh?
My god, I nominate myself. Okay now be honest. What could I nominate myself best music streamer? No
probably not um
All right, yeah, probably not I don't really do anything best creative art streamer streamer who creates the best art food and drink dance cosplay ASMR or
Makers and crafting content. Um best role-play streamer best MOBA streamer. No
Hidden gem no
Best Fortnite streamer, can I nominate myself for this? I mean bro, we got to try to win one thing bro. We got
We got to try to win something like we got to try to win something Beth's fitness streamer. Fuck you, bro
We got to nominate myself for something bro. Like what could I actually win Beth Minecraft streamer?
I'm gonna nominate myself for that. How many things can I nominate myself for? How many how many things could I nominate myself for?
You could do all wait so shouldn't I just check everything or my stupid?
Wait, wait, but how many awards.
Oh, best cozy game streamer the streamer you most enjoy watch play cozy games the one who creates the perfect example of an atmosphere to unwind to who would that be.
I feel like I'm pretty cozy now.
Okay, so like do I give you guys like cozy vibes like when you wake up or if it's like the middle of the night
Do you guys put my stream on because you want to be relaxed?
No
No, bro. No, what if I did some like ASMR like
No, I'm Goonin, okay? That's not what I asked. I'm gonna report you. Um, let's see here.
Best... eh... Best Reality Streamer. A streamer who flawlessly creates the best blend of
Ireland desktop content balancing both seamlessly to create consistently entertaining streams aware who was there last year aware
Who was there last year?
Now I'm gonna be real with you. Do you guys think I win this this year? I'm gonna nominate myself for that
Do you think I could win that this year?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest bro last year. I lost and I
Like I don't know bro, I lost hope after that like when I lost that award
Like I don't know no shade, but I deserve it Mario. Go fuck yourself. You don't deserve anything. Don't nominate yourself
Wait, what?
That's reality streamer. I think I could low-key win that will you guys vote for me this year or not?
That's my question. Will you guys vote for me because last year you guys said yeah, I'm gonna vote for you and I lost
And I lost bro. I
Don't know bro. Best IRL streamer
Could I win that? Who's my competition speed? Oh God speed
Who else who else like consistently IRL streams? I mean speeds definitely gonna win that bro
He's why am I even thinking of that bro? Yeah, I'm not even gonna nominate myself for that
Best vertical live streamer. No stream game of the year best content group easy. I'm not gonna lie
Core wins that I don't care what anyone says bro motherfuckers always wanted to say
Oh, you guys don't deserve it whatever you guys got to do YouTube bro
We started doing YouTube motherfuckers like oh, you don't do streams together. Yo, we just started the group
We just started the group. I don't want to hear it. Yo, we just started the group and look at this shit
1.1 million subs these videos are doing fucking insane like don't care. Don't care. Don't care. We won. We're winning that
I don't care. I'm putting my money on the mouth of my mouth
best stream duo
Because two is better than one, two streamers who can consistently create the most entertaining content together with at least 25 hours stream together this past year.
Now, apparently you can actually nominate you and your cameraman, aware, but like obviously like let's be real here, come on.
Like best stream duo, do you really think me and Jinxie have a chance?
Like I'm trying to think here.
to think here like I'll nominate myself for this but like I think there's a lot
of people who have like a lot of shit bro bro high in speed adapting Maya
Sina and the wheel I mean bro there's a lot like Jason and Burger dressed up in
the costume bro there's like a lot of things bro there's a lot of good doers
this year like seriously bro there's a lot of good doers this year like you
You gotta keep in mind, man.
But fuck it, we'll just nominate ourselves.
Best stream collab.
This award's the most extended one time
on the limited time collaborate.
There, there, there, there, there, there, there.
No.
Best marathon?
I don't know.
Could I?
Like, dude.
I, okay, here's my take.
Ready?
Hear me out.
Let me know if y'all agree.
I don't really care necessarily about winning
some of these,
but I think it'd be cool to get nominated.
Like, there's a lot of people who did shit.
Like Jason did his island, like bro, Lacey did caretakers.
I did a chain together and the Minecraft.
There's so many people who did so much shit.
Honestly, I'm not even gonna put myself,
I don't think, for like best marathon to be honest with you.
Best stream series, what would that be?
I really don't chat.
I really, for best marathon,
I'd probably put someone else in the house.
I have like other people in here,
Jade a lot, I'm gonna be honest with you.
What is a best stream series?
What is best stream series?
What is that?
Like, what does that mean?
The best reoccurring show series or segment?
I mean, bro, that's the easy one.
Link clicking.
I'm gonna nominate myself.
I think I do a very good job at clicking links.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
Lowkey, dude, a lot of people in here in the house
do a lot more than fucking me for that type of shit.
Yo, you know what I actually just thought of too?
For best VTuber?
I mean, bro, why not, bro?
Facts or no?
Oh, wrong thing.
Hold on.
Oh.
Hold on, wrong one again.
Hold on.
Oh.
Oi, oi, oi, oi.
I mean, bro, should I nominate myself for a VTuber?
I mean, bro, this is just my alternate personality.
Like, like, bro, should I nominate myself
for a VTuber?
Like, everyone knows that this is
alternate personality bruh you are more of a part-time vtuber watch your mouth
bro also I didn't want to say sorry to any ladies in the chat this is my sleepy
voice I woke up like a couple hours ago so I just wanted to say I'm sorry to
anyone in the chat I love all women and I love everyone in the chat so thank you
guys can we get a W Ron in the chat and maybe give some subs you know if
y'all give me some subs bro I'll show you my arms I'll show you my vein in
my arms, but I need subs because I'm a Vtuber, please kill yourself. All right. Let me trim
that shit off. Where's my camera? Nope. That's not me. It's a fat Vtuber. Nope. That's the
feet. Well, I'm Ron. Nope. That's your rage. Oh, that's me right there. Yep. That's me
right there. Best variety streamer. Shimmer who delivers the best variety of gaming content
seeming seamlessly switching between genres will keep in their audience engaged. I feel
like I can nominate myself for best variety streamer. I think I think I do a pretty good
job, but best just chatting like bro, I'd rather be a best just chatting than a best variety
because I feel like I'm 99% on just chatting. Like I feel like most of my streams consist
of just chatting bro. Like XQC, I think XQC is yeah, yeah, yeah, like bro just chatting
Streamer like I'm gonna vote myself just chatting
Variety equals Joe XQC you equals just chatting dude. I just feel like I'm whenever you guys watch me
What category am I always on? I feel like it's always just chatting
um
Simple bro, like I just always think I'm on just chatting. I'm gonna be honest with you like that's the only section
I'm ever on bro L humble gimmick
Yo, motherfuckers just say L humble gimmick to me just not wanting to vote myself for everything
Do I mean to nominate myself for every single thing god damn?
Rising star award, um NAR best breakout streamer who's gonna win best breakout streamer this year?
I'm trying to think here
Dude wait, what I thought marlin won that last year
What did he win?
Drill band of people saying drill he won rising
Wait, so what is the difference between breakout and rising streamer who's experienced explosive growth in the past year?
Established those amongst the top streamers as one of the most talked about names and streaming. Oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah
Dude
Bro Nitro Camden is not the best breakout streamer y'all got to stop bro
Please come on like I would say he's hidden gem best breakout sure this is someone who pulls
Crazy numbers doing their own thing for for months and months and months and months and months and months
So the top of my head the only thing I was like Marlin
Marty low key Joe yo knows who else
There's a lot of people. There's a good amount of people
I'm trying to think here
No, a lot of you guys are saying like
Suburb yeah, but I mean that's like half the year. I was like only like half the year
I'm trying to think of someone from like January till now who's been going crazy every single month like I'm gonna be
Honestly, bro call me D1 call me dick rider or whatever you want to do, but I think more than deserves that. I
Think he actually does bro. I'm a league of their own
I'm gonna say
League of their own
Streamer who creates fully one-of-a-kind content pioneering a niche or category that no one else does a creator
Who's simply in the league of their own? I would say drew wall could be this
I'll be honest, but yeah, that's my opinion.
I mean, I don't know.
Streamer of the Year, oh no, Sapphire Award.
Recognizing the best female or Margella gender streamer of 2025.
This award goes to a streamer who shines against the odds of a male-dominated industry
and has an entertaining.
I'll be honest with you, as much as I hate her, Senna, you deserve this shit.
Yo, sub-a-thon number one.
It doesn't matter about the wheel, it doesn't matter anything.
I'm gonna be real with you, that shit's crazy.
I'll be honest with you, there's a lot of accomplishments.
Now, I do expect if you do win the award,
you give away a couple of phones, just being that guy.
Just gonna be that guy.
Gamer of the year.
Keep this award far away from Jinxie, please.
Far away from him, far away.
Definitely not a gamer.
Oh my God, who's actually the gamer of the year?
Gamer of the year, gamer of the year.
Low key it is Jinxie, I'll be honest.
Stop saying lows, bro, stop typing lows.
Like when we think of a gamer who's always on a video game,
bro, it's really just Jinxie, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like, I don't know though.
Timmy, yeah, Timmy had a lot of cool moments,
but I'm trying to think of someone who's like,
I mean, bro, call me D1.
Yeah, I'm gonna support my friends.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Bro, it's all Jinxie does.
Like, bro, you tell Jinxie,
yo, let's go outside today.
be like oh let me just plug in my controller like or some stupid shit bro
like you know what i'm saying like he doesn't leave the house like he doesn't leave the house
like he like when we were in person i don't know he's a little he's a little funky dude bro
jinx he's the worst gamer ever is he play i guarantee he's playing video games right now
i i really don't care i'm just gonna ban snake i didn't want to do bans but people are
gonna be version so i have to do bans i mean literally bro literally um oh stable
going on to react to body cam, vice body cam, um, gamer of the year.
I would give that to my boy, Johnco.
Let me honestly, that's just my boy, bro.
That's just my boy.
Call me D one, whatever you guys want to say, bro.
Um, let me see here, streamer of the year, the best overall
streamer of 2025, consistently entertaining, elevating their brand, standing
out and leaving a lasting mark on viewers.
Now, nominations are different from winning.
How many people get nominated?
I think it's five, yeah?
Is it five?
I think it's five people.
I think five people can get nominated.
I would say this year is Spear, Kai, Kingsie, and who are the two others?
Bro, it's not a humble gimmick, bro.
It's not a humble gimmick not Kai. You're actually crazy. I'm sorry. Call me D1. Call me dick riding
I don't care what y'all say, bro. I do not give a fuck bro
He he in the last year in the last year doesn't matter how many months streamer
University outpowered so much shit that shit pushed so much people that pushed me y'all don't give credit where credit is
Do bro, bro, he literally pushed the fuck out of my career. I'm voting him first
I'm nominating him excuse me for streamer the year, but I'll be honest with you
I think speed's gonna win it there's no way speed doesn't win this bro speed literally went to fucking the world's cup he performed
He fucking went on WrestleMania. He did like so much it broke call me dick rider, bro
Call me call me D fucking one D one D. What I don't care, bro
Well, I mean I'll be honest with you speed definitely is probably gonna be streamer the year now for nominations
I would nominate Speed, Kai, Jinxie, and who else, two more, I'm trying to think.
Bro, you guys really think it's me?
Like, did I really have that good of a year?
Like, don't dig around for one second, bro.
Bro, don't look at numbers, don't look at anything.
It's about content, in my opinion.
I mean, bro, let's see, beginning of the year.
What year are we in?
Are we in 2025?
Oh my god, we're in 2026.
Oh, wait a minute, bro.
Holy shit.
Holy fuck, bro.
Sometimes I forget we're in 2020 fucking sick.
Wait, so in a couple months, it's 2027?
Holy shit.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not ready for it to say 2030 on the calendar.
Anyone else?
Like, that's where it's gonna get a little spooky.
Like when that shit says 2030, that's when it's gonna get a little spooky, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
We're closer to 2030 than 2020.
Is that right?
Why did someone just say that?
Is that right?
Yes.
Wait, so we're closer to 2050 than 2016?
Is that the math?
Bro 2016 is about to be gone bro like dead serious. That's actually sad to think of rough
That's actually that sad. Thank God. You're a streamer first-time chatter
Somebody all are just plain rude bro. All right, let's see January ready
October this was the subodon November December January
I would say January was a great month. February. Oh, Cutie's calling me. Hold on. Hey, Cutie
Cinderella, it's me, stable or not?
Hi.
Um, question.
I'm a big fan.
Oh, that's nice. Yo, question.
I'm a big fan of Jeansy, so it's really cool that you've met him. I saw that you
So it's cool that you've met him.
Wait, what?
I'm a big fan of Genesee, so it's really cool that you've met him.
I saw that you met him. That's really cool.
That you met Genesee.
So, um,
saw that these awards are coming out. Yeah.
Uh huh.
Yeah, you probably need someone to walk the red carpet and talk to what carpet and walk it and do the recording and hyper talk to the people talk
Yeah
Damn, you know last year was pretty good in the year before like I wonder if we should go three times in a row
Okay, um
I just you know just just you know
If you wanted, you know just said like my schedule is pretty open like you know it is
Yeah
This time I got my own camera man who knows how to work a camera now like ladies knows how to work a camera
We don't know about that.
We don't know about that.
Wait, do I gotta wear a suit now for real?
You wore a suit every year.
Yeah, but I wore like bullshit before.
They put me in the creepy hangers or whatever.
What does it call a check?
What?
I don't know what it's called.
They put me in some like, I don't know.
It's they, you touched yourself.
Faze, aware.
Peaky Blinders was one year.
Then we got puttin' like these like,
RB told us to put like these like suit.
I forget this junk shoe, like junk shit.
I forget what it was.
Oh yeah, you guys looked really cool in that, yeah.
All right.
But thank you, yeah, I'ma work for you.
I also saw that you said Burger's gonna be a part of this.
Burger, yeah, Burger's my co-host.
I wanted a female co-host, so.
Well, Burger's a dude, so that's already fucked up.
That's really awkward, I don't know.
Okay, Burger's fired.
Oh, all right, I'll just back out.
Also, podcast, me, you, Ray, when?
Oh my God, are you dead ass?
I'll literally book you right now.
Okay. Let me know. I have my calendar open.
I have my calendar open.
Okay. Okay. How do you feel about, let me go open line, let me go open line.
We literally have a skip dice. Everybody listen.
He's gonna write this down and he's not gonna bail.
I've been picking my ear for the last four weeks and I keep getting ear infections.
You know, can you feel like you're deflecting?
Um, okay. Let me find, I have a Google doc. Nobody move.
Okay, I'm not kidding. Why would I sniff my ear though look a little bit it smells like metal. I'm not trying to be discussed
Is it I mean usually yeah, oh my god, you're right
You should really stop picking that it just feels so good
You know, that's just it's just
What the freak is my Google cheat?
Yo, why did I just see him poppies?
Move his lips in my chat. It was a gift. What the fuck was that?
Yo, who allowed gifts on Twitch man? Like what is this?
Okay, I think
Okay, what about the 14th or 15th? I just all the crazy
Sorry, go ahead
14th or 15th, which day is better for you?
Um, I get back from New York Prime on the 13th so I could probably do that Monday
Okay, so what are you on New York for?
I'm going to try to get invited to the vivette thingy.
The fashion show. I'm basically going to go outside.
You're going to try to get invited?
Well, I'm going to go outside and basically beg
until Cuddy basically slams me on the ground
and turns me into four pieces.
And then, yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
All right. Well, the 14th, if I bail.
Okay. 14th, 530.
Sounds like a good plan. Yep, I got you
Yeah, I just checked my counter we're good
Okay 5 30 on the 14th, what's your favorite drink? Oh
I'm a wine guy now. I could do a little vodka
espresso martini
Tino's a red wine white cylinder seven six
I'm not sure I'm not laughing. I'm just I know alcohol maybe like a little lemon drop with a margarita
Maybe like some, you know, yeah.
Yeah, vodka, Red Bull.
Maybe like a wine vodka, 76 shotter, lemon dropper.
It's not bad.
Yep.
Okay.
All right.
Well, 530.
Okay.
All right.
I'll see you soon.
Picture this picture this picture this streamer words, you know how we do those stupid videos.
Yeah, hold on.
Let me just put my glasses in the check and just go on.
Keep going.
Yeah, I get serious.
Get serious.
Okay.
videos right we do content pieces yeah we have in the middle of the show a segment where we say
we had Ron on the road earlier turns out he's still on the road let's see what he's up to
and it's a pre-recorded video of you on Hollywood Boulevard. I'll pre-record I'll pre-record I'll
pre-record but go ahead we okay perfect that's fine pre-recorded video and you have a Hollywood
Boulevard asking people about streamers and you'll have like pictures of them and you'll
you'll be like asking him questions.
Oh, like the David Blaine show or whatever it's called.
Yeah, just like David Blaine.
Yeah, I'm down, yeah, let's do it.
And so you'll have a segment in the middle of the show.
Yeah, let's do it.
1.2 million people watching it live.
Wait, how many people watched last year
combined everything?
1.2 million live.
I don't know about Vogue, watching a show like that.
I gave up after that.
I got two, there's too many.
There's too many people.
Geez.
But I would like to say this now and ahead of time, nominations have not even started,
voting has not even started.
If Ron gets a nomination or a vote, it has nothing to do with him doing Ron on the road.
I would like everyone to know that.
Well, I mean, I think that's pretty obvious.
I lost my award last year, then I thought I was going to win.
Yeah.
Oh no, rig, rig, rig, rig, rig.
Oh guys, I lost my award last year.
You lost it nearly every year.
Yeah, I, you know, I've never won an award.
I know, but I just like to say that because usually I avoid announcing anyone until after
because what if you get nominated for everything, then I'll have to kick you out.
I don't think I can get nominated for everything.
I don't think anyone likes me enough.
OK, great. Good to know.
Hold on. I'm balancing my my life.
This is crazy.
I'm like balancing more and more of my glasses.
Wow. Whoa, what the fuck?
All right, well, I'm going to see you on Monday, I guess the 14th.
And then, yeah, we'll talk about the awards, I guess, off stream.
Okay, fine.
Okay, awesome. I'll see you soon.
Tell all your applications.
I'm doing that right now.
Huge.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Sweet!
Round on the road, part three.
Let's go, 300K viewers on me!
Yo, running Max ads, chat facts or no,
we gotta run Max ads.
Max ads, hey, Max ads.
He's right, he's right.
All right, streamer of the year, I'll nominate myself fine.
All right, for best reality streamer,
I need your help, you, right there.
For best reality streamer,
a streamer who flawlessly creates
the best blend of IRL and desktop.
Why this category?
Why do I deserve this?
Someone create a reasoning, bro.
Cause these are the things that I nominate myself for.
Six things.
Best reality streamer.
I think I am the best reality streamer
because I am the clip.
I can eat, sleep,
jack my meat.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can eat, sleep.
I'm trying to create like a saying.
Eat, sleep, go outside and get on the game and repeat.
And be entertaining.
I love streaming.
Not bad, not bad, no?
Is that good or is that bad?
Good or bad?
Does this seem like a toddler wrote this or no?
I think I'm the best one streaming is I'm the clip.
I can eat, sleep, go outside and get on the game
or pee and be entertaining.
I love streaming.
Sweet!
Category clip URL.
Oh my God, wait.
best clip to show that I'm the best reality streamer. Oh my god I need a good clip!
Oh no. Oh no I need like a clip bro.
I'm confused, am I supposed to be the one saying this?
Bro do you understand it's not me.
Like are you dumb?
Yo, I swear, do y'all just wanna hear me say it
so you can just have the clip?
Like, I'm confused.
Oh wait, Siggi sent me a clip.
I like, at this point, bro, like, oh yeah, guys,
I said it, but nobody recognized me besides you guys.
Like, yo, I'm not, is there gonna be the clip?
Like...
Like...
Like...
Like...
Like...
Like...
Like...
Like...
Like...
Like...
Like, come on, bro.
Serious.
There'd be times where I actually was.
Wait a minute.
Are you Asian? I don't like you. Okay, this is taken out of context
There was literally a joke saying that I hate Asian people so I yo yo yo yo yo yo
This is just getting bad, bro. This is getting bad, bro. Yo, I need a clip to show streamer wards
Here's right here is it what is this?
That's a dude, child!
Man, you a fuck anything!
Look at that red rocket, child!
Shut up that red rocket!
Oh, yeah!
Look at that red rocket in there, child!
Bro, imagine child!
Yeah, yeah, child!
Yeah, child!
Fuck his ass!
Yeah, child!
Get him, child!
Yeah, you can't fall down in that, child!
You can't put that in that door!
Yeah, I got problems, bro.
10 out of 10?
Wow, 10 out of 10 rating by 26,000 people.
5,000 people out of this is their wish list. Wow.
Yo, I need a clip, bro, to put it.
Bro, this was 30 nicks.
I don't wanna go on again.
Nuggets. Nuggets.
This was 30 nicks.
I don't wanna go on again.
Yeah.
Alright, bro, I'm just not gonna submit a clip because you guys are fucking stupid, bro.
Um, best content group, org, wait, I can't tell you, boss, boss, um, why this category
Org of the year goes to core they deserve it starting brand new and accomplishing so many new things. Wow. They are great.
That's good.
That's good.
That's nice.
That's nice, bro. They don't deserve, they don't stream together. Yo, I'm confused. Do you guys expect us to do every single thing instantly for like, when we start a group, like you do realize we have to.
All right, I want to be the guy to say we have to clear debt. That's number one. Number two, we have to find a house to get accepted to number three, we have to get the business in order. Number four, we have to create an established bank account.
Bank account number five we have to create the actual content number six get the new editors new thumbnail creators new people
Oh excuses, okay tomorrow starts the seventh on y'all. I got y'all
Best stream duo me and Jin see
he's ass at
Games, but I carry him and we do a lot together
Also bonus points because I believe he is special needs. That's good. No, that's good. Now that's good. No, no, that's actually good. No, that's actually good.
Why is my autocorrect JUNZ LEAKED?
Alright, best just chatting streamer.
Now, do I really nominate myself for this?
Like, bro, I don't even know if I believe this.
Um, all I do is stream just chatting.
Google me.
Oh
Google me
About 90% of my streams are just chatting
Check the stats
stats
They don't lie
Unless you're ha ha leave a little sneak this maybe that's up for like that's up for anyone who just wants to think
You know what I'm saying like just put it up there
You know just like a little just a case, you know, maybe leave a little sneak this
Maybe this is like a little bit of a diss to drew all
It's hard to determine in my opinion reality streamer is basically the same thing because you IRL or just chatting
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you all humbleness aside
You guys tell me not to be humble here and there and I don't win best reality streamer. I'm done. I'm I'm dead ass is
I'm just gonna leave like I'm leaving the internet. I genuinely believe I
Deserve it bro. I don't know bro. Maybe I'm an ego-tistical monster everything else. I don't deserve
But I think I deserve this bro like I've worked my ass off worked
Streamer of the year. I don't think I'm the streamer of the year, but my chat thinks I should be nominated
they put
In the chat and call me L humble, but I don't know not me personally
Yeah, that's good
I don't want to be the one all right submit your application has been submitted
All right
Put the clips I am the clip I
Could put a clip I actually could put a clip I can resubmit it right here because this hasn't gone away
All right, well give me a clip. Oh my god
I hope you got something to do with it.
Damn my shit.
It's bad.
It's like, wait, why don't I post a clip?
I wonder.
Me walking up the scene like a hoe in a can.
There's my shit, that's my way.
When we're looking out of the blue.
When we're looking out of the blue.
Just like that.
Come my way.
Like 22,000 people watching this clip.
This is sad, bro.
This is sad.
Come here, burger.
Come here.
You're gonna fucking like this shit.
Come here. You're gonna fucking like this shit or not.
Huh? Oh, fuck.
You're not gonna- I'm gonna fucking fuck shit, Burger.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Alrighty, I think I'm just gonna get manned.
Maybe a-
YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY!
I'M A MAN!
And you're a little boy in a man's world!
And I wanna play with little boys!
Can you post one of the edits you made of yourself from Tik Tok?
Yo, okay, I need an edit of me.
Someone give me an edit I can submit.
I can resubmit this.
Someone give me an edit.
Can someone give me an edit?
I need an edit for Tik Tok I can put as like a good clip.
Oh, Mario, this was two seconds.
How do you ever have the feeling that you're on lip sync?
No, it's better if you don't lip sync.
What are you talking about?
I wasn't going to go viral.
I get paid for it! I know what goes viral! I am the clown!
The biggest streamer that I have had so far is Matt Kaisen.
Well, I got news.
You've met someone bigger!
You might be so...
Here.
Oh.
But at least he's stable.
Ow!
I was just dead and I fucked you.
Had to shit fucking in the West River with the guns.
Here's the deal.
You cannot always beat your clique.
Except for one guy.
Or a rock.
Trimming is not an opportunity where you get in.
How long is this ending?
And it normally gets to come back.
normally once it's gone it's dead. If you can cancel it or you lose your career, you're done.
Unless you're stable Ronaldo.
Everyone at the steamer games isn't that good at competing. Everyone sucks. No one's got blood in.
It's not bad for an army.
Yeah.
I wanna, I wanna...
I wanna...
I wanna go back home.
Dude, I look like a fuckin' chop boy man.
I mean, this is not bad.
I submit this.
This is pretty good.
It's pretty good.
That's freaky ass shit out of her, bro.
Oh, what are you linking me, Ziggy?
These niggas prayed on my downfall.
Yeah, yeah, this is good actually.
This is good.
This is good. No, no, no, he's right.
No, no, no, no, this is not gonna work.
I said, I know that. They might have to play this.
These niggas prayed on my downfall.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
These niggas prayed on my downfall.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got you. I got you. I got you hold on. I need the nominee myself for best for nice German. Give me one second
Sorry clicks your time is up brother
I'm going crazy this year
Hold on
Watch the video and you decide
Yeah, that's good
I'm a copy this edit unless there's a new edit is there a different editor now
Is there any other edits before I switch?
Any other ones, bro? That might be the best one though.
What's up, Jewels?
It's not me. Alright.
As you a person, would know Jinxie rather than me.
What's up, Bet?
Yo.
What's up, dude?
Nothing, man.
I'm submitting a clip real quick.
Nice.
I'm actually just gonna submit this. Make it simple.
Oh, yep. You guys spam aura. Go fuck yourself.
Okay, so someone explained to me, when do people get nominated now?
like when can people vote for the person so now that I submitted now what the
12th the 12th of September or the 12th of November or the 12th of October
stream duo clip
come back.
I'm on the app.
Jixi, Jixi!
Don't hit the records!
Don't hit the records!
Jixi!
What?
What?
What?
You can't?
What?
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
He needs to die.
We just submit that.
That's good.
Nice.
All right.
Well, I think that's it for this, brother.
I think that's it for this.
My Pepsi bro is confirmed that I'm gonna be on the road.
W.
Yeah, so I gotta start practicing just everything again, bro.
I've got social, do I have social anxiety?
I don't really know, sometimes I do,
because I'm like, maybe people judge me, bro.
I saw this one edit from the red carpet.
Also, by the way, I hope this time in this red carpet,
like, I never got to interview Kai.
I never got to interview none of them,
Like, uh, like, Jinxie didn't go, Speed didn't go, Keso didn't go.
Do you think people are gonna go this year or no?
Yeah, TMZ, by the way?
Go fuck yourself.
You dogshit-ass fuck- I'm sorry, QT.
I'm sorry if they're like, hosting.
Also, I gotta be the person to say it.
TMZ fucking sucks.
Please, don't ever put them close to me.
That's my only request.
They actually hogged every single fucking guest, right before me.
Tried talking for, like, 40 fucking minutes just to ruin it.
like holy shit bro dead ass man dead ass wait cuties live with a new announcement
my bad I'm so sorry there's no announcement there's no announcement I'm
just gonna update my title real quick I'm aware she forgot to change her to go
live um yes yes but yeah that's my only request what did you just link me
Yo guys, I know you're probably
You know me how what did you just leave me?
No, no, no, no
No, no, no
Speedstressed, holy shit, 36K dislikes, 13,000 comments, y'all.
You really surprised to see me and Jasmine sitting here together right now, but it's
time to be honest about everything and tell you the truth about this whole relationship.
So first I want to start by saying that me and Jasmine, we are-
Wait, I'm not like, didn't this girl like cheat on Brawadis?
Like, I don't even wanna talk about this
because of the fact that Rugg is really close to me.
But am I seeing Brawadis with his ex-girlfriend,
well that they're back together who cheated on him.
They're dressed all white, matching sweatpants
with a white background putting a video called
We're Back Together, Parentheses, the Truth
and they're like 30.
Am I trippin'?
Bruh, why this?
I wanna be real with you.
Together we are dating.
Yo, guys, can you be normal for five seconds
or do I gotta go sub only?
In a relationship, Jasmine is my girlfriend.
And we are committed to each other.
Brandon is my boyfriend and I love him very, very much.
And I would do anything for him.
So like I promised to be honest with you guys
about everything, this relationship,
It has not been perfect.
We've had our own issues that we've had to deal with.
We've had our down moments in this relationship,
but instead of running from our problems,
instead of running to leave each other,
we have spent so much time
and put so much effort to make this relationship work.
Honestly, we just love each other a lot.
We just decided that this relationship,
it was one that was worth fighting for.
And I agree with him.
Brandon is somebody that I do not want to lose.
I love him so, so much.
And to me, he is worth fighting for.
is worth everything in this world and I would literally do anything to do with him to make him happy
so we decided to work through this relationship and give it our all because we truly love each other
and we don't want to lose each other we've had some issues here and there but you know i'm not
gonna lie i don't even know if i can instead of fighting instead of arguing why not just put in
the effort bro this is like i can't to make things is a bit or no this is a bit we clearly
can't stay away from each other so why not just make things right and that's exactly why
we're here posting this video today because we feel like with all the effort we've put in
in the last couple of years, the relationship I feel like is in the best spot that it's been.
Yeah, I'm not even gonna watch this. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. Bro, why this?
I'm not gonna be the guy to tell you what to do in life, bro. But I saw, I literally saw on
Instagram live of this guy like with a bro. I don't know. Did anyone know what I'm talking
about? I don't even want to talk about this, bro. Because I'm really close to rug, but man,
and jeez the wheeze dog jeez the fucking wheeze
aware bruh what is this
you know hold on watch this
hey hey hey hey fuck TMZ come to the reels
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
yo no bullshit by the way TMZ i hope the fuck you're there so i can make funny
the whole time i don't give a fuck
TMZ is a bunch of weirdos anyway like TMZ like reports them like weird shit they're
like stalking people like I don't know bro maybe I'm just like ego-distigal
bro but hey I hope that they're not next to me because if they are I'm just gonna steal everybody
I'm gonna try to at least um they're in the files say on God TMZ Harvey was in with Epstein
guys this Sunday me and adapt go-kart streamer golf cart whatever we're gonna go through Malibu
I think I don't know I think so dude Pepsi bro what's up bro I told him that we're doing
the world's biggest straw on Sunday or Saturday or Friday yes Chad the goal is that we're
We're gonna build a straw from the top of the fucking,
what is it called, hill?
Yeah, driveway.
The top of the driveway,
all the way down through the house to the backyard.
Maybe we stuck on it in the hot tub.
That's not a bad shout.
Pepsi was thinking about doing Kool-Aid.
We could have a bunch of water
and then we could put like Kool-Aid in it
so it's colored so we don't waste milk.
Cause last time we used a lot of spoiled milk though.
We used spoiled milk, you know what I'm saying?
So we could watch the GTA six turner.
I haven't watched that yet.
But I don't know if I want to watch the whole thing.
It's long.
Yeah, I just want to see what's her name.
Lucia.
I just got to see it.
I got to see that.
That's the only thing I got to see.
Yeah.
Why are you guys questioning me?
Wait, why did you want to do something?
No, let's see what you're doing today.
Well, I got nothing really planned today.
If you want to do something.
What do you want to do?
I don't know.
I'm down for anything.
But let's go get some brain rock cards.
You want to get brain rock cards?
Yeah.
What?
Uh, Chad, do you guys want me to go get brain rot cards?
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
Well, it looks like we could go do that maybe in like 10, 15 minutes.
Brain rot cards, bro.
What did you just send me?
My first time ever playing Minecraft made me rage quib.
Where the fuck?
How do I build shit?
like I don't understand this game bro where the fuck are the things to build
dude where is the where is the shit like where is the shit oh god it's brain
doesn't work
I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
Why is he single clicking, bro?
Where the fuck do I make a stick?
Where do I make this?
Yo, okay.
What is it saying to you?
Realistically speaking, how long is this going to take us to beat?
This is like years ago.
What is that?
So I put it over here, it doesn't make it.
I put it here and it makes it. What is he screaming about?
Now how long would it take to beat this game if we gave Loose no crafting book like he has to just figure this out
On God forever dude
I just want to make this like the longest marathon to be honest like I want him to struggle like I want
Loose to figure shit out
haha
Yo, I'm not gonna lie is jinksy busy. I got a column bro. I gotta let him know we're working with here
We might have to cancel this fucking marathon if this is what the case is
Yo, what day are you guys starting October 4th?
No armor, yo, I'm not about to play hardcore
Yo, bro a quick question. Have you watched loose play Minecraft?
What?
No.
How good is he?
He's struggling to put wood in a crafting bench for about, it looks like 10 minutes
now.
Yeah, but probably it's like chained together, we'll still learn along the way, right?
We'll be good.
I mean, how much worse can he actually be than me?
Well, let's see what made him rage quick.
Hold on.
me once I can I'm not gonna lie Jinxie this might be a loss cause I'm
denser she might have to do this by herself with him
no we're doing it and you need to block out about 10 days bro because if you're
not there we're not beating this okay how did those not be how did those even
die here. Wait, why, why people say, yo, what am I watching? Yo, why people saying that
you said that I'm doing no armor? Yeah, hello? Yeah, why people saying that you said I'm
doing no armor wait wait what do you mean me and you what the fuck do you mean
me and you know you're a random kid what are you talking about yo block out 10
days I gotta block out the rest of the year well we're gonna be fine bro it's
You're not gonna have armor
All right, bro, well I'll see you I guess
Soon bro, but I mean I think you should watch some of this Los Polos edits
You know, I actually am gonna check out some of those minecrafts. Yeah, I mean finish this challenge real quick. I got you. All right, bro
All right, I'll see you please out
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie chat if Los is the only one with armor and me and Jinx you have no armor
How long will it take? I actually don't think it's possible. I low key. Don't think it's possible like
I'll be the guy to say it. I think if
If me and Jinxie have no armor, it's impossible.
I don't think Jinxie's good enough to have no armor. Facts or no?
On God, Ron and Jason can't beat Terraria.
Okay, so here's my take.
I would actually do a Terraria marathon.
I think we could do it in a span of like two days.
I think it would take two days max, maybe three days.
But do people really want to see that game?
I feel like that game is like, it's 2D, so it's kind of boring.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't think it's like entertaining though.
like I beat terraria before like I think it's a cool marathon idea but like I
would do it if he wanted Jason wants to do it I would do it but like I just don't
know if this is like it's kind of it's Raria is to keep ocean like it's too
deep just an hour is usually good enough in night also be sure to you have an
available house after you defeat a single mech the steam pardon I don't know how
How rich is Wad, the master of the skin flutes, in 9th grade?
Alright.
Yo, real talk though.
Yo, real talk.
Los, I don't know if you hear me, I don't know if you'll see this message or not, but
um, yo, start practicing, bro.
Oh my god, I forgot about this.
I didn't even get to congratulate her.
Maya, congratulations on getting fucking married.
Wow.
Wow, best surprise in my life and easiest yes of my life.
Wow, this is so nice. Yo, I'm not going to lie.
Yo, engaged is the same thing, bro. Stop complaining.
Damn, bro. Should I get engaged, Shat?
Like at what time, at what point do you get engaged?
Let me tell her. Let me tell her happy birthday.
Hold on.
For what are these comments? Jesus, you're so dumb.
Bro, I got to pick my ear to have permission or no.
Hey. Hey, Maya, it's me, Ron.
Yes, I know. I have your number saved.
I just wanted to say congratulations on your birthday.
I just saw the post. I forgot to text you.
Um, that's actually not birthday. Your marriage. Congratulations on getting married. Um,
love this. This is beautiful and I'm happy for you. Okay. Thanks. It's not my birthday and I also
didn't get married, but I appreciate it. So you click baby. What is this? Best surprise in my life
and the easiest yes in my life ring mountain. I got engaged. But why do people always have
I have a differential engaged slash married. It's the same thing. I feel like yo, congratulations. I love the ladybug thing. I think it's really cute. And yeah, I expect to be invited to the, to the marriage proposal shower.
I'm getting a call. I'm going to go. Thank you so much. You're so sweet.
Oh.
I
You know what it is maybe maybe she didn't have my number like maybe she thought I was like a random kid
Like I don't know. Maybe maybe I don't know. I don't know much of it. I
Don't know maybe in early 2024 face cleans at the worst point in the group's history
Constantly being bashed on all corners of the oh god. Do I watch this phase was holding them back?
I mean, I'm down, I don't really care.
The question is, is this a good video or a bad one?
Has anyone watched this?
you
you
you
you
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I like that time slot, unironically, like I like streaming early.
Extents.
One of the standout members from the very beginning was Plackboy Max, and he would
quickly become the most popular member out of them all. Averaging hundreds of thousands
of views on every one of his YouTube videos, which he would post numerous of every single
day. And this would lead to him ultimately moving into the LA phase house, with him reaching
over 25,000 subscribers on Twitch. Undoubtedly making him one of the top streamers on the
entire site. This was also heavily due to many of the dramas that he spoke in the
Like the first phase war which would start after Jason way actual real war equals funny though
This was this was generally a real war equals funny like nowadays
I feel like the war content is eh, but this one was actually pretty good
And would continuously go down to max's room and snatch the do rag off his head multiple times in a row
ha ha
ah ha ha ha
hahahahha
fuck it
open it back on
there you go
ohhh we're here
hi
this can't make you look ugly
nah i'm not going to lie bro
i feel like there was real anger
at one point though
like for this war like doing this shit
we game
Remember me, I would always just leave the house when this happened, because I, dude, we all lived here, but I hated that.
Yo!
Who is this girl?
I forgot.
Yo!
Maximo!
Jason continuously doing this would not make Max happy with celebrities.
This would lead to Max going into Jason's room, stealing his mattress and throwing it in the pool.
Bro, I actually missed this a lot, bro.
The very same day that all this stuff initially went down.
No, I missed the pool! No, not that way!
Is that how it is to care about that?
The original, it's just content, bro.
And Max doing this would lead to Jason retaliating once again,
Continuing to push the drama
By going down to his room with a bag full of flour and proceeding to destroy his entire setup with it
Wait, what is that spray? Is that forks, right?
Say on God that was forks, right? Oh
My god, I didn't even know that right if I want to care. Oh, yeah, this is what red if I was doing too much
Oh, bro, right if I dump
Oh my god
Controversies like this for the main reason why people would immediately start watching and supporting new phase
Because these were things that not many other streamers could pull off at this time and do it a lot
Do you guys say like oh like we changed whatever bro?
I'm not gonna lie. We just all got older right if you want to watch type of content go watch other people
But it's just like I don't know bro like I I personally is that Dramo Jesus like bro people just get older, bro
It's simple you could watch any creator that it's like bro
we're not gonna just do fake war equals funny like I'll be honest with you you guys can say cap back in the day
Like this shit was real kind of in a way like bro people really like we were arguing a lot for it
I mean, that's why you saw my bitch ask it out of the house every time
I didn't want to deal with this shit how the chat to feel like they were actually a part of the action leading to each of
Their communities continuing to grow at insane rates and the formation of the official
Oh these are channel that we never saw a dollar show phase channel
Which they would also start posting group content on around this time if anyone told you that phase wasn't
Phase did he part on an unstoppable run at this point? They would be straight up lying
That he's with all of this stuff going on and all of their careers growing at tremendous rates
They would decide to do their very first group sub-a-thon
The class bro
I don't think anything will ever be and I'm not even nostalgia forming
I genuinely think it's just it was so fresh bro. You know what I'm saying like it was just so fresh
It was cool. I don't think there's I don't think you could rebate make this
You lie for 30 days straights with unique segments planned each and every single day
I think here's my take I think regardless if we did a semiton right now. No wheelspin. No nothing no even begging for subs
I don't think it would personally maybe I'm just blind
But I think this is just the peakest it can get like this would lead to each of their channels growing the points that they
Didn't even think was possible averaging over a hundred thousand collective viewers at any point throughout the day and creating some of
the most iconic clips in Twitch history.
This sub-a-thon would solidify-
as one of, if not the biggest group on the entirety of Twitch.
It also cemented the fact that Faze was somehow able to do the impossible.
Coming back from the lowest point of the company's li-
Life.
In creating something completely new, making it bigger than ever before,
Faze really did a good job picking up Jason and-
Jason the weenie, read it.
They see Max and Silky.
Seeing everyone vibing and just being funny,
it reminds me of the old Faze house.
No one can doubt Banks.
He's really proving them haters wrong.
20-5, the best COD player rekindled that phase spirit.
From here on, phase would continue what they were doing before.
Doing tons of group content and marathons, and only conti-
Bro, I'm not a lie.
Wintertime is so much better than the summer.
I don't really care what anyone says.
Like, I kind of thought about it.
I don't know, bro.
It's nice out.
I like the winter.
I don't know why I like the winter vibes.
Like, sure, summertime is like hot, and everyone is off school if you have school.
A lot of people, like, work less, maybe.
Whatever it is, bro.
Honestly, I just prefer the winter. I don't know. I like when it's cold out. I like when it gets dark, but like
Not at nine o'clock you mean to grow. What's the season after winter?
Is that autumn or is that spring?
Spring spring is the best season in my opinion like January February, but their fame base
Bigger and bigger ultimately also achieving streaming wait January's low key winter now or give the year above other groups
even as big as A.M.P.
And the P.P.O. goes to...
Phase Cleans.
Woooooo!
Ha ha ha!
People told us we were dumb, people told me I was ruined in phase,
people asked me,
Who the f*** is Lacy?
Who the f*** is Blackboy Max?
They were all the, who the f*** is Silky?
Who the f*** is Jason the Wayne?
Guess now they know.
Damn!
And even though it only seemed like things could go up from this point forward, with
them moving into a new house and reaching new individual milestones left and right,
that would ultimately prove to not be the case whatsoever, as things for Faze would
quickly start to go majorly downhill.
In early 2025, Banks would start pushing a growing crypto project called MLG.
This coin would get so big in fact that it would reach over a hundred million dollars
Mark, I'm not even getting, I don't even want to talk about crypto.
You capped. However,
controversy would begin to start very quickly after it would blow up,
as banks would decide to go on Aiden Ross's stream to help promote it.
Advising Aiden on how he should invest in crypto.
They'd be careful what I say, because no, what I say,
even though people talk about me liability wise,
I might have to keep my mouth shut for a second and also giving the
audience insight on how they can make more money in the space.
However, despite this, as the stream continued to go on, people began to suspect that Banks
was simply in this stream to try and do a rugpool on Aiden and his audience.
And even though this wasn't 100% proven, the credibility on the coin would majorly
dip shortly after this stream happened, leading many people to sell and the coin to essentially
go to zero.
And despite throughout this entire stream, the coin looking like a major scam come
from Thay's banks and the rest of his friends, Banks would decide to not take
any accountability for the coin dropping at all.
Instead, blaming the entire thing on Aiden, where leaked screenshots were shown, Aiden
fucked this entire thing up, further leading to an entire fallout between Faze Banks and
Aiden Ross.
Now you might be thinking how this applies to Faze at all.
Well, this entire situation did have a very negative effect on how Faze was viewed, and
it's how the company that acquired Faze felt about Banks being the person running
it.
essentially be forced to step down. Making a tweet stating, I've never scammed anyone a day in my
f***ing life. And part of the reason it exists is because my phase name is so easily farmed and
manipulated. The fact this is affecting the guys at all is whack. So for the time being, I'm gonna be-
Yeah, there was like a point where no matter what, like whatever banks, excuse me, whatever
bonks did, um, just because you know, liability legally, whatever bonks did, um,
You know what I'm saying? It would go on us. Like it would go on us. So we just had this look stepping away from not only phase
But all this internet shit. It's destroying my life inside and outs sucks my entire life gets real in over some months
I'll never you'll never catch me tweeting
I didn't even maybe I'll tweet like sorry
But I wish I could say I'll be back
But I don't really know if I will then to make matters even worse
Playpoint Max would decide to also leave the day this happened was like the cherry on the top of like everything, bro
I remember like banks quote-unquote or excuse me bonks quote-unquote stepped away from
past and like bro then
Max left past bro like
Team completely off the wind going live and creating a video on his YouTube channel titled I left phase clan
I was here and echoed my bad, but yes, I'm leaving phase like I just say I can't
I'm leaving phase, but I am leaving and I'm ready to you know embark on my journey
work the hardest I ever have in my career to do whatever I got to do to make
five-star the biggest shit possible make myself the biggest shit possible just
keep working was trolling during this we have for the past four years anyone
that's been watching me for a while yeah I know I was never like I always say
There's old clips where y'all niggas thought I got got because I'm like I never joined a group never doing a group
We said and I'm gonna be honest
It's one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life to in phase like for sure
It's all my face bros like I just should change my life
I'm gonna keep it a bug again, and I know it's this shit probably hanging out like what the fuck this I didn't know
We're like we got all this shit coming up
But it's some shit that was sitting with me for a little that I really had to battle in my head
I'm gonna keep it a buck just figure out what's going on
Like I said, I can't really go in there for under details and shit that happened behind the scenes or whatever
So yeah, and I know that's always going there is like it's gonna feel like a gap of information like
Everyday like 365 or whatever like doing like hardcore IRL content and then also have to deal with this
It was so insane bro. I give him props
I don't know how he dealt with all this shit, but the internet was on his I mean they still are but the internet was
just on his ass
It was like actually kind of nuts, bro
Now apologize to y'all for that now when this initially happened
It was incredibly concerning because plot point max was one of the most popular members of phase at this point
So him leaving completely out of nowhere was a major red flag in the first major hint that something deeper was going on behind the scenes
However, despite this phase would still continue getting bigger going on to do the second installment of the phase
Okay, second sub with done. I mean they're gonna talk about it
I don't think the second sub of done was bad, but I just think our focus was too much on subs
Like me included, like me.
Sub-a-thon.
Are you guys to say it's ass is kind of crazy?
Definitely was not ass.
Like, I think that's just like hating.
With undoubtedly much greater production value than the first installment.
Like, if you think about it, like, there still was really, really great segments.
We all hit 100k.
We had 1 to 7 on the leaderboard of Sub-a-thon.
Like, it's...
In fact, this time around, every single member of the group
would end up reaching 100,000 Twitch subscribers.
Going on to once again win the award
for best streamer organization of the year in 2025. And it really did seem like they
were the most unstoppable group in streaming. Until it was until things would begin to
fall apart once again. Now it's important to make sure that the worst night ever won
that award that same night. And chin that shortly after FaZe was established, a guy
named Matt Kalish who's one of the heads of draft kings would decide to invest $11
million into the group. And this was proportionally why FaZe was able to get higher production
value streams, massive houses and everything like that for essentially free on their ends.
I'll be honest with you bro, Matt Kalish was never, I could confidently say this by the way,
and you don't have to owe this, you don't have to do anything. I'll be honest with you, Matt
Kalish was never the issue. Matt Kalish all he wanted to do, no troll, was support us. There
was other people that were issues, but Kalish didn't really have a problem. I'll be honest
with you, no troll. I'm not gonna say any names but I mean it's pretty easy to pick up but
Kailish was not the problem like Kailish all he wanted to do was just support us
But then it just ended up becoming like a business which obviously at the end of the day a business wants to make money
And I don't think he's wrong for that and I said this before
And benefit from it in every way shape or form as as far as we know every streamer was able
To keep all their revenue
Why did you use that fucking photo of me to keep all of their red?
Like everyone has a normal photo the new and Matt Kailish and all the other investors
were only losing money as time went on.
In fact, this was around the same time that Matt launched Hardsco,
which was marketed as a media company designed to give independent creators access to C-suite capabilities,
including help and tools around strategy, creative assets, production, social media, distribution,
and commercialization to help them build their media companies.
Going on to list each and every one of the phase boys.
Going on to use the stats from their recent sub-a-thon to help promote the company.
However, it was becoming clear that having FaZe under their wing was becoming more and more unprofitable.
And in order to keep all the FaZe boys in the group, they would need to take a certain cut every month from their revenue.
Which we can only presume they would inevitably decline.
So by the way, I just want to say this.
Um, for anyone saying before, like, like, let's see how I can speak on this.
Oh, should have done this, should have done that, whatever. People were hating on us saying we didn't want to do anything.
Uh, core is completely in the green right now with employees, with rent, uh, with content, etc.
We're completely in the green like we're so far in the green like it's insane
They're honest with you as that's like how quickly it could be when you like work properly together
I'm not the face clean account would go on to unfollow everybody and each and every one of the phase members
Oh my god to make remembers this day, but this was probably like the most insane day at one point like stop lying
I'm not gonna lie at all. I don't want to speak too much on everyone's stuff
But I think these can tell you how much
I think this could tell you what's paying for what bro. I'm gonna be honest with you the YouTube alone
I think it's like it's not business that everyone should know but
But this shit alone is paying for like everything in the house like if we needed to like if we wanted to rent employees
Cleaners electricity water anything bro because of you guys bro watching the videos AC go fuck yourself
Who remembers this day though, bro?
This was the craziest day ever.
Retweets.
Stating that they left the team, and some of them, like ADAPT going on to-
Yo, ADAPT's street was nuts.
That's how you know though it was fucked, bro.
14 years.
Sometimes I forget how long it was part of this.
14?
That's not silky.
This is motherfucker.
Is this not?
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Each and every one of the phase members would go on to make their own separate tweets stating that they left the team
And some of them like adapts going on to list the reason why 14 years over half of my life
I'd be lying if I said this didn't hurt, but it had to be done
Thank you to everyone who's been a part of this journey
The best is yet to come to which all the phase boys would go live together
Oh my god, so cute with these slides underneath
Dude, this is such a crazy day. Yo people really didn't think this was real
Were you guys the people that thought that this wasn't real like, you know, it's crazy
This is the one thing that I wish I documented for my documentary
I never documented this but I wish I did bro the night that we all decided this was insane
I remember we were probably honest with you at the end of the day
We were like we were trying to make it work
But we were arguing like we were trying to figure out cuz bro. It's a big step
It's a fucking big step restarting man like holy shit, Rob. It's called this even like
This was a risk, bro.
In a stream, giving a brief explanation
on why they decided to leave.
A week ago, we all stopped streaming
during the last day of our...
Nah, you know what's crazy?
People still thought we were trolling during this.
I thought that we were doing.
We did really...
Like, I know a lot of people thought,
oh, we're trying to make this a joke or whatever.
That's never been the thing.
There's a lot of stuff that's happening.
We have decided...
Holy haircut.
Yo, maybe pay attention to the video, dumbasses.
as a group, that obviously it was at our best intention
to leave face-climbing.
So, all the speculations that like,
oh, this is like an announcement,
or this is something that we planned.
Yo, I'll be honest with you,
and this is for me and my community.
First of all, I wanna say thank you guys
for like always supporting me.
Oh, just typing V, nice, nice.
I'm trying to be sentimental,
and then you guys just put a fucking V
in the chat from my hair line.
When I left phase, I genuinely thought it was over.
Like I thought my career was going to go downhill.
I'm going to be honest with you, genuinely serious.
I thought my career was going to go downhill.
This was not planned and this is just some things that we came to terms and yeah,
we are leaving Facebook.
And then adapted.
Question mark, stop lying.
I mean bro, think about it.
My come up was with phase and everyone in the group.
When I lost it, I was like, oh, okay.
That's just going to go down over and over and over.
That's how anyone would think.
Imagine you're two years of coming back and coming up.
Excuse me is with that name and then you leave it. It's like, bro. That's all I thought I was like, oh, okay
I want to say that even though they're not in phase anymore
Nothing is gonna change from the viewer perspective as they're all gonna continue collaborating together
Living in the same house and everything like that. I'm so glad Marlon joined dead serious
You know y'all can hate Marlon say whatever you want about him this dude Marlon was paying rents in this house
By the way in this house for a stream room. He was paying
rent just to help us. I don't know people who know that. I think we've said that before. Bro,
Marlon was paying rent in this house just to help us because we had so much more bullshit we were
dealing with and like to string with, bro, he wanted to be a part of this. He didn't care
about anything. He genuinely just wanted to be a part of something and he showed so much
support, bro. I'm not even kidding. Like this core shit would have not been possible without
Mark like, bro, he, right. He's a team player. People always say like, oh, he's bigger
than the program, whatever, like he could go do this.
Bro, I'm telling you, Marlon cares a lot about this group.
Like, he's like one of the first people there
for the YouTube videos, for ideas, anything.
Like, he's there, bro.
He's a team blier, seriously.
And it does help that me and him are the best looking.
Yeah, I mean, everything that Ron said is true.
The main thing I wanted to let y'all know
is cause seeing everyone leave online, like one by one,
it looks crazy, and you guys don't know a lot
of what is happening behind the scenes, but what I can say, what I will add to that is that
nothing is going to change from the viewers perspective.
I'll be honest with you, this was the best break of my life though.
Oh my god, bro, when we all left, bro, I took like a week and a half off, I felt like a fucking
bro, I felt like alive, bro, I took a week off, and I was like, damn bro, life's good, man,
I could just relax. And then the first day back, I got scared, but then it was fucking
LeBron's birthday, who remembers?
Perspective, from the chess perspective.
No, I will I will be honest though. It's weird taking like a couple of days off of stream
Okay, taking one day off of streaming
I feel fine when I take like three or four days off
I start to really miss you guys because I just miss seeing emotes bro
And that's what like worries me that one day
I'm gonna get so old that I don't know what to do without a chat like bro in my peripheral
Peripheral of my eye. I just see emotes bro
Like I was daydreaming about a minion spitting popcorn. Oh may 32 like bro. I was I swear
Well, I was addicted with our dynamic like we are all still rocking with each other. We're all staying
I had dirt Ron Lacey Jason silky case on rails like we're all still doing our thing collectively and working on our own thing
Moving forward and still gonna be a part of each other's contents
I like everyone's going in over here and doing their solo thing over here and doing their solo thing
Well, there was gonna be a point where we all lived separately and we got like a house to create just content
Like we're no one lives there still doing what exactly we were doing before
Just not underneath those four letters anymore. Huh, it hurts. It hurts me
I think I love it more than everyone else, but I feel like it had to be done
who remembers the classic clicker
Back and forth and too much stress over the months a lot of things you guys don't know about and I do think that this will be
And then Lacey going on to say that even though there's a lot of hate and negativity going
on, they were not going to fit into any of it, only trying to figure out how they would
push forward.
Scorpy out too, you made the video bro.
Though with the phase guys ultimately leaving the group and everything like that, of course
phase banks would have some things to say about the situation.
I have nothing to do with what's going on at phase clan right now.
I left four months ago and I have moved on with my life.
Unfortunate to see.
Wishing everyone involved the best.
If there's anything I can do to help, I'm here.
Nobody loves FaZe more than me.
To which then, he would post a video on Twitter.
Oh my God.
Now, I realistically could say stuff
because he says stuff all the time about us,
but I'm not.
But man, this was a night.
Exposing this was such a funny night.
FaZe Clan and many of its members.
What a terrible day.
What a terrible year.
I left face five months ago and this wasn't for a narrative, this wasn't for the camera,
this wasn't for Twitter, this was very, very real.
It was off the, uh, off the heels of some Twitter drama and the boys were, you know,
getting blown up in their comms and in their chats and as we all know in this world wacky,
strange world of streaming, that's really all that matters.
streamers all of them every last one of them are forced to appeal to their
columns and their chats and you guys that us tell me to go live I've seen
someone DM me tell me to go live or they're gonna kill themselves and I just
are spawning with a picture of like speed like wide-speed labor like but I'll
take as many time as I want off Twitter if they don't lose viewers but they
don't need to get paid financially to their career and this has a huge effect
and who their friends are, who they're in relationships with, all of it, everything.
And then, Banks would go on to state that without him, this new phase era would have never been as big as it gots.
In fact, without him, it would-
In my opinion, no matter who you are, I'm not even talking about, uh, bonks, um,
I think if you try to take full accountability and credit for something, for creating something,
that's not a good character trait. Like, I think if you did something for some people,
that you should just let that be and it it's said if it's done you know I'm saying like
if you did something the world can just reward you and everyone be like oh yeah he did it but
like saying that you did like you did everything is just like I don't know that's like where it
becomes like you start to lose people. I would have never even existed in the first place.
All this drama is created. I'm not talking about banks I'm talking about bonks.
And we get on a call five months ago and the guys are like listen we're over the drama
we think it's best if you just like publicly step down from face just to cool down the drama
online. I reacted very emotionally to this. I was obviously took it very personally and
was offended because again, I used my entire network, every dollar that I've ever made,
everything that I've ever had, this brand that I built, I used all of it as leverage
to start these guys as a content group and to kick this shit off with the sole goal
and intent to bring phase back to the top, which we did. We did that all.
And I think banks did a good job at that. You know what I'm saying? I do.
collectively. Over the last two years, FaZe has won Orga the Year twice and yeah, I was the first
guy in the room. These guys would have never lived in the house together if it wasn't for me. These
guys are all at minimum 10 times the size in terms of audience and platform now as before they
joined FaZe. These guys have all made millions and millions and millions of dollars in the last
two years and none of them could ever dispute the fact. Max just said to himself on his
And then he would say that the reason why it was one of the worst decisions of his life
is because even though he invested so much of his money, time, and resources into rebuilding
FaZe and everything like that, he essentially got pushed out of it entirely, and never made
a dollar from it past this new FaZe era.
I gave up my entire adult life to this.
I have put myself in millions and millions and millions of dollars in debt.
I have never made not one singular dollar outside of my salary via FaZe.
Not selling it, not buying it, raising money.
I've just put myself further and further in debt.
Yeah, I think phase to acquire and all the costs
for these guys' careers over the last two years,
I think ballparked 40 million bucks.
And I think-
By the way, that number, actually, let me just,
nah, I'm not trying to be on the spot.
Probably collectively, these guys have had to have
probably made like 20 million in the last two years.
Collectively, I would guess.
I mean, not $1 that 20 million has ever gone back
to phase, never mind me.
And I just can't believe it.
I can't believe I'm in this position now
where people are calling for my head,
people are wishing for my death.
People are telling me I ruined phase.
I ruined phase, guys.
I ruined phase.
I just wanna do it anyway.
One say in anything that's gone on in the last five months
and I settled a shit in the first quarter of the year.
I had to be doing the phase group before.
And this is where things would get fairly controversial.
As Banks would go on to call out
not only Plackboy Max,
but also the rest of-
Oh my God, that was probably the worst thing ever,
leaking all those young-
That was crazy.
The phase group.
Four, being incredibly ungrateful and selfish
and claiming that they are the best actors on planet earth, only pretending to be friends
so they can benefit off each other and build their careers even further.
I just watched some clips from this Blackboy Max stream where he's playing a lap track
over my tweet.
Max, I know we've had our individual differences and I know I haven't really seen eye to
eye with a lot of the talent because truthfully and honestly, I find you guys all to be
incredibly ungrateful.
I find you guys all have insane egos, and I think it's disgusting and makes me sick to my stomach that your guys's
Relationships with each other and with every other streamer and your community included is so incredibly fake
You guys are the best actors on planet earth, and you've made a complete career out of all of it max
These are the same guys that said they hated your guts after you left and yeah
You're the program
You're trying to stop this and that and also like max multiple conversations about ron's contents cringe
And you guys didn't quit the debt none of you guys right waste your Jason in the beginning
You guys didn't want these guys to live anywhere near you barely wanted to share a brand with them
But phase was gonna find the Miami house for you rage still be pace on so
We'll take what we can get and then it all worked and we forced this relationship
And I was called a week then I was told that I was ready over for sure gonna end up on the pop this
There's hey, but I just wish actually I don't care, but like sometimes I wish I year we in five more years
Okay, so now two years later it might have been the best thing that ever happened
So you understand why I'm sitting here, and I'm frustrated
I would hope I would hope anyone watching could sit here and understand why I would be frustrated off
The entire hate mob is coming after me on Christmas my first Christmas without my mom when all I've ever wanted to do
While there were a lot of people who took Banks's side in this situation, there were
also a lot of people who didn't, and would state that Banks only made this response to
try and form sympathy from the viewers, and claimed that all the success that the members
received during this era was all because of him.
And even though I don't believe that to be true, we also have to understand that without
banks, this new phase era would have never happened.
These people likely wouldn't have been able to get these houses, do these subathons, win
org of the year.
Would they have been friends and collaborated and would they have gotten as big as they
did?
Probably, because they are still incredibly talented creators.
But this is nothing that we haven't credited.
Like we've said before, I think most people in this house have not all, I mean maybe
I'm wrong. We've all said that like being put in that house helped us like without a bow
Is and likely still would have succeeded even without faith
Yo, so I put in this V is but that still doesn't take away from the fact that banks helped them out tremendously
And was a major contributing factor into why they became so successful in the end though after all this began to settle down
The boys would officially create a brand new car by one of the greatest days ever
This was the biggest risk we ever took bro
you understand like
This was dead ass the biggest this was the biggest risk we ever took now a lot of y'all yeah risk question mark
Um, yeah, because y'all have no clue what went behind the scenes
And that's why I have a documentary and that's why I documented every single thing because I knew to be a is like this
And you guys will see it at the end of the year. I've documented meetings. I've documented the creation of this
Uh, the word bro. I literally documented the word core when we created it by the way
It's all on film everything. So eventually you guys will see it
I don't know when I want to drop it maybe at the end of the year maybe at the end of next year
But it's not as simple as you guys think of just creating something patent having a half by the way
We got denied every single house in the world
That was one reason why this almost didn't work out and 10 group called core standing
I have nothing to explain to people if you want to have your own imagination
Go ahead and for create own run everything receiving over a hundred thousand followers on Twitter a hundred case subscribers
Guys destroyed everything by the way like the amount of support you guys do is actually like unreal
Like the more I think about it like it's not I wouldn't even say it's like a blessing like I would just say it's like
I don't even know it's like a bubble blessing like bro. You guys support so much on like every single thing
It's insane every single thing that we do it could be it won't be anything
Like you see within seven hours in getting a giant mega. Yeah, I want pardon
At one point it was called, you know, we were called Marlin one edition to be called
I think it was Marlin and Lacey or Marlin and Jason, but I wanted this to be called the housemates, bro
Like bro standing for create own run everything receiving over a hundred thousand followers
I'm a hundred K subscribers on YouTube within seven hours and getting a giant mega mansion in Calabasas
And even though Plackboy Max decided to not join this group due to him likely wanting to
just go on his own solo journey and everything like that, Marlin would instead join the group
who was already heavily affiliated with the phase group even before it ended.
And even though Banks implied in his previous response that he was done talking about any
of this situation, he would still decide to comment about this in a response on his
new stream.
The boys just lauged.
Bro, I'm not even trying to be that guy,
I'm gonna be the guy just for a second.
Bro, like it kind of confuses me,
but like I always see him say positive things about me.
And then I'll see a next clip of just nonstop talking, bro.
Like, before this video that I just reacted to,
I don't talk about him anymore.
I don't make jokes, like I stopped, right?
At least I tried to as much as I can,
but like, I don't know, every time I see this,
like a group and they have 34.
And I think he's doing guys doing his own thing now.
and they launched it with this.
They're re-branding themselves as the core boys,
and they just moved into a new house.
This is happening live in real time.
And it stands for create, own, run, everything,
which is cute and it's in line with like the
and the phase shit, whatever.
It's ironic though, because this picture,
you guys gotta keep it a beam.
This picture is a recreated phase picture.
This is the picture that we had
as like our YouTube avi for a while.
And I constructed this picture on set.
Like I told them all like crowd in
and make this picture and we took a picture, whatever.
Like I directed this picture to be how we brand on socials because I didn't think a phase logo made sense
I wanted to brand it with these guys. It's just
And honestly listen like the last guys that yeah, yeah besides besides besides Marlin
These guys look happy man to be honest with me like Alex is the best it looks like he's been working his balls off
It looks exhausted
Super happy
Lacey looks trim silky looks like silky Marlin's handsome and Ron's honestly a generational talent
And you know it was a good run and again, I'm seeing this in real time. I wish them nothing but the best
genuinely what a good day all around and
Yeah, it's clear that at this point majority of the internet does not fuck with banks for him seemingly continuing to try to take credit
For this group's success. However despite this they've still been doing incredibly well all over social media with their new channel
Averaging millions of you. This isn't saying we never thought this was gonna do like this. I'm gonna be honest with you. I
I never thought this channel would do this good like that ass like I didn't even know YouTube could be like this
I don't point I brought this is like nuts
People out there that probably watch our YouTube and they don't even know we stream like that's how big it's gone
Like I'm not even kidding
Like I it's no you'd be surprised like I you know many people come up to me and say yo
I love your YouTube videos so many people don't watch my stream. I realized like it's kind of nuts
Like there's so many people who just watch YouTube. It's insanity like it's insane, bro
The video and passing the face channel and subscribers reaching in 15 video
Over a million within only around three months of it releasing despite this if you guys went on to enjoy today's video
They do be sure to drop a listen. I mean, this was an alright video. I'll be honest with you. It's okay now
Now, could we have, what was the phase was only holding back?
I don't know, do y'all think phase was holding us?
I mean, easy AF was holding us back?
I don't know.
Jinxie still can't escape.
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Hopefully we're not on the pod,
but we probably will be, so,
jeech to that, bro.
Jeech to fucking that.
Um, yeah.
Good video.
Burger vs. Jinxie.
Why am I li-
It's like, you're so cringe.
Why is my name Burger and why am I going into ball riot?
Wait, outlaw, was this on my stream or was this edited in?
I would hope this is edited in, there's no way you did this.
Jason reacted to this.
Stay with Ronaldo, Jason Loween, Silky, Marlon, Lacey, and a death.
Look at this.
Eight minutes.
This one was trash.
None of them are out of team long term.
Yeah, I'm gonna get up this.
Oh, it was Ragebate, just trash.
It's horrible.
Geech.
Geech.
This is a glitch for Twitch.
What in the fuck is this?
Welcome, everyone.
Today, we're taking a look
at part of what we've been building for our next update.
Locked and loaded, releasing September 2nd.
And what you're about to see is over a year's worth of work.
Brother, what is this? School shooter? Like, what is this? It's scary!
This is way too realistic.
And in this devlog, we'll focus on animations.
Loadout-
It's like for school shooters. It's a threat-ass game, bro. It's like a ratify-ass game. I'm not gonna lie.
Outs. UI. And gadgets. So let's get right into it.
Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I live before loading it. Even I-
What's wrong with me? You want me to play a game where it looks realistic that I'm murdering people?
Breathe!
You replaced three.
Yeah put question marks for me. Some of y'all might have issues in this chat.
I'm to the cylinder, and you're reloading all eight rounds.
Oh it's a game.
Every single sequence has its own timing, it's own movements.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not going to beat it bro this bone though no there might be just feel like we're pretty good
what's up dude what you got going on um whole lot of nothing i'm just reacting some
shit i'm catching up it's on time with disabled yep now what i'm reacting to gta 6 my first time
reacting to it i never reacted to it the full 26 minute thing i never saw it i neither i
Stop putting hard eyes in the chat for me, bro. Please y'all gotta stop wait. They love you
I know y'all got to stop bro like dead serious man
It's like a shit that annoys me bro. I'm just trying to be normal trying to chill
You can't because your whole chat is brah. I'm telling those BAM in that same
Emotional I know bro. What you doing today?
Part wheel cartwheel yeah this morning. I'm landed a thing one
I'm streaming streaming.
It's hard to do both.
All right.
Um, you're working right now.
Yeah.
Well, I'm streaming.
Are we are we still doing the, uh, the, the Malibu thing?
Sunday.
Are you confirmed?
Yeah.
I'm just, if it's hot as fuck.
See, all this baby chat, this baby ass fucking dude, bro.
Let me check out what the weather is going to be like.
I mean, we could go, but if the shit overheats.
Bro, it's gonna be 70, it might rain.
That's good, that means no one's gonna be outside.
We could try it, we just have to be prepared for our shit to get nuked.
Bro, fuck a view count, make every view count.
See, but we're now though.
Wait till you wanna go Malibu.
Yes.
And then you wag it.
Yes.
We're operators.
Yes.
And then one more.
Yes.
It's a movie.
Guys, that's my credit, bro.
Sons, he stole it from me.
I'm actually there.
Can't wait for zombies marathon eyes emoji. Oh last time I tried playing zombies with the daft
You're just a burger bro, like you're dead ass a fucking burger that's what happened
Yo, can we do origins Easter egg or something Bob of the Dead Easter egg Bob of the Dead Easter egg dude something rough
Probably going to the gym you see this shit like
I might not digest this I might need to hide like you want me to do mouth to mouth. No, I could do mouth to mouth
Just I could get the ass. Don't just let me go
All right, I'm good. I don't know the gym. Yeah, they said I have lunch lady arms was that me
It's not that bad that you see that you got
Come on
There's something there there's something there bro, there's something there
I mean look
It's coming in bro. Just give me some time, bro. Yeah, bro
If you feel it look no no no weird shit like this touch it. I don't hold it. Hold it down right?
It's up there. There's down there. Yeah horseshoe. I gotta I have a what do I have like it's where you point your elbow down
And you could see like I don't think I've lost enough weight. Yeah, there's a horseshoe like it's like a muscle
I don't think I've lost enough weight.
Oh, you kind of do look.
It's where they know.
Now, I know the chats going to say cap.
I'm going to say cap.
You can't want a couple of gym people told me like the trainers
there, because like I talked to them.
They know who I am.
But they said I have good biceps genetics.
Why did I say that?
I mean, your biceps are good.
Yeah.
Just wait, Chad.
I'm telling you right now, when I get that six pack,
it's all about telling you.
It's going to happen.
Why don't you just do core 10 minutes a day?
Is that easy?
Well dude I already record YouTube videos for them.
That is actually scamming, 30 minutes in why you're gonna go to ab workout.
I'd rather take my own life.
Ab workouts don't matter if I consume 15,000 calories a day.
You mean I eat that much a day?
I've been eating way less.
I've been eating way less.
How much do you eat a day?
Only like 4,500.
That's still a fucking lot. No, it's not that much five six. I'm five nine. I'm five nine one fifty
It's not bad. That's not bad
This morning though. I did have a little bit of a cheat. I had like 22. Oh you fat bitch. Oh
My god, you fat fuck. That's half. Holy shit. You fat bitch. That's half of you
Yo, you ready for streamer awards?
Yeah, what what how should we pop out this year, bro? I'm not alive. Wait, who's got a theme in the chat?
People could say it's boring, bro
I generally think wearing straight tuxedos would be fire. We haven't done straight tux like just on some sexy shit
We should look sexy. Well, every one was a different color though. What?
Every like tux or suit. Yeah
Off-white, that's not a bet off white suits. I would keep the off white
Like James Bond vibes out that I think piggy blinders was the toughest
007 they're saying maybe power Rangers power Rangers
Bro, did you see so happened the doomsday week? No, bro
I don't mean to kill spider-man and Batman comes out and dies to dr. Doom
Can't be a relief. I swear. That's what they leaked it on Twitter
Yeah, he came out of the portal. It was crazy
easy. He put down like a, another portal and he, yeah.
Yeah. Yep.
Okay. So now what?
Now I'm probably going to go back to reacting and then Bepsy
wanted to go get these cards, but I don't know where it is.
Which one?
Basically, tongue, tongue, tongue to horde cards.
You should get an archer box. They have new product.
I just got a minute to path, patch, game board.
I put a Jackson dark patch off stream. Yeah, is that a good player? He told me that I take a rare moment. He could be really good.
He had a decent first year. He's alright. Ready? Guess this popular pose.
Get a job, bro. See no, I don't want to get a job
My mom tried to get me to get a job and I just want a trick shot and it's
All I want to do still right here. You're so much your shot right 32 bro. So much rich. I saw your trick shot
You could you could never yeah, I could never be excited to set up for you
You told me to pay the dude. I already paid him. You could actually never hit a trick shot. I have hit a trick shot, bro
Let me see where I've never seen a montage. You want to see a montage right about it?
Did you hear that fix?
What are you even doing I'm tarping something that you could never fucking do so stop being disrespect. Tell me that's what you'll throw behind a montage music you just building walls
You just building boxes while people shoot at your boxes. Well, let's see who could build the coolest box
I doubt I build the fastest box. I doubt look at my boxes a cone on it
I can't get a cone on it.
Look away.
I can't edit out.
I have to stream where you try to get the top rank on Fortnite.
Not until you get the top rank.
Top rank on Fortnite.
Yeah.
You can play a reload too, which you can respawn.
It's like my surgeons.
But there'll be four betas out.
Yeah.
No one is playing the new Call of Duty.
You want to play one more?
Hell no.
That game is so ass.
I cannot believe Lacey and Marlin are playing that.
Honestly, Call of Duty went downhill after Black Ops 3 Cold War.
That was the last...
Fucking call the duty start wagging your tail with the first cross
The eye to the
You don't know shit about that
All right, bro. Let's what's good. We need anything. I got a
At least get one bite or whatever you're done constantly the leftovers
Bro, please bro. I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten all day
I haven't eaten all day, bro. I'm about to do it. Hold on. They're saying shirt pull. Oh, yeah fixing my shirt equals shirt pull
You know, we've lost the context now, bro
We lost the context that like this is just sad, bro
This is just so sad fixing my shirt because it's wrinkly equals shirt pull. Fuck you guys
Yo, did you see what's gonna happen on the new GTA?
Tell the CEO we have to spark man says silky
You know silky aren't you the guy who's never live when I'm awake? Yo go live now. We can all do something all three of us
Oh instead of men in men in what is it called black men in black we do Oreo me you silky
because I'm, it means Silky.
Okay.
Men in white!
Oh my God, I mean, Silky just said that.
I think if anything, we should all go live,
go sit by the couch, set the camera up,
and play the quiet game.
You know my dad, when he was like really in my life,
we used to do a game,
and he would tell me to play dead fish,
or if he'd be in a long car ride,
he'd be like, oh, let's see how long
you can act like a dead fish.
And then he'd be like dead fish,
and then I'd have to pretend I'm asleep for four hours.
That's such a good tactic.
My dad did the same thing.
He said, all right, you get all me,
my sister's gonna be like, we're gonna play the dollar game.
Whoever stays quiet the longest gets a dollar.
You fucking broke, bitch.
You broke fuck, talking about quiet for a dollar.
Is that not the best track though?
To tell you, imagine you have a bunch of kids
running around crying and bitching all day.
My dad said, oh, one dollar, whoever.
I wasn't I wasn't a kid who cried. I wasn't a kid who bitched. I was I was one of the cool kids back in school, too
I was known as the jock. I was the popper kid
Wait, I thought they put you inside of the cherry hit lockers. No, I used to go in a class with only three kids though
That is true. Yeah, I know. It's okay. Was there more teachers? I had four teachers and then I um, I took a bus
That was way shorter and it came directly to your front door
Right, so it's normal. So it's normal, right? Everyone told me
Everyone told me that that's not normal, so I'm confused four teachers. Yeah, I sometimes have four and a half
Is adorable dude this dude graduated in 2015 god damn bro god fucking day
2015 that was fucking 17 years ago, but you fucking
In 2015 I was shooting blanks out of my dick, bro.
Like, what?
I was watching RiceGum trying to fucking...
One piece of clothing is one strip.
Did you believe that he shipped himself in a box?
Yes.
Can't believe it.
Shoot your bang here.
He fooled me, bro.
Hi, bro.
Hi, bro.
He done that or what?
Let me see.
Do you want to feel it?
I can take one bite.
Can I just do one bite?
You're responsible.
Yeah.
Feel it I could take one bite guys to one bite you're responsible now. Oh, I mean, I'll just try one, but you're not sick, right?
Maybe in the head, but what you know, I mean
Bro chat bro, you just know on the chicken like you don't even eat it, bro
Tony Stark, oh, yeah, Tony Jefferson
You got Akazah back here? What do you know about Akazah?
Oh, a lot.
The fuck? Can you tell me about Akazah?
That's where the four prisoners escaped the island. They remade it on Black Ops 2 for
a zombie's mouth.
Oh, that's Alcatraz. I'm talking about Akazah.
Hit. This is Akazah.
Hmm Arkazoff the return of tongue tongue tongue so whore
Anime, that's where a demon slayer they kill the rock boss and the Titan comes out of nowhere and eats Aaron Yeager. Yep
You were a warm hungry guy
Have one bite
Let's get this fucking guy go.
Here you go.
What do you want me to do with this?
Arigato!
I'm so ready to go to Japan, bro.
What happens if I'm a robber and I hold a gun up at you?
Okay!
I can't do anything.
What do you mean, bro?
2024, stable Ronaldo did that every time.
Well, yeah, I'll be Austrian, though.
True okay, you're chocolate a little more. Yeah, bro get on for real. Nope
What
What's that can you guys watch my can you guys watch my bear bricks while I go wash my hands nice
I got a pain.
I have a feet.
I got a pain.
I can't help you guys to hear this.
If you don't, you scream or yell.
Ready?
We're on.
We're on.
We're on.
We're on.
We're on.
We're on.
We're on.
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oh, oh shit
hold on
burger
Elmo moved so do you guys take me for a fucking burger king foot lettuce number
nine
bro do you think I give a fuck about this stupid fucking Elmo I don't give a
a flying ship bro
booby centers for a pick up sexy red and GTA will we be buying shut or no we
going up run aside does anyone know if this is gonna be available on the Wii U
I
Said you see if we'll pick up or drop off pick up
So at least the main characters are now
Straight up first going right here. Where's the shoe store? Oh
Do I hear Kodak
Well, I have the story of my dog named Crud, who like almost killed my friend Bourg.
This is gotta be a doll, right?
Looks like it.
Oh my god, knocking mechanics.
Take my money, rockstar!
What you want?
Yo, running around?
Nah, never heard of it.
Yo, we're here to pick up the booby who the fuck is booby hold up
Yo, right these two said it for booby already told that hold on now booby hold on
He's serious and sent y'all over here right now. We're just here to collect man. Why ain't it come to let?
You ain't asked yourself that okay. No, well the main
My partner's off the grid right now, you feel me?
Until I figure out what the fuck I am, what the fuck going on?
We ain't holding pen right here.
So who knows all this, right?
Yeah, he fucking knows.
Problem is he only worried about himself.
Yo, punk.
Let me tell y'all something.
At this point, I really don't give a fuck.
Hey, pack that shit up.
Yo, Ray. It's him.
Man, Ernesto, put on speaker phone.
Ramon!
Yo, Ernesto!
Ramon, Ramon!
What the fuck you at?
Oye, mi hermano!
We got a situation to happen.
Me, huh?
My friends on the test course were on their way.
They said they're paying you a visit,
so just let them take whatever they want, OK?
The fuck you talking about?
You know I got a nigga outside your mama house, right?
Ramon, they're setting it very closely.
Coward, oh.
Ramon!
What the fuck is that?
Hey, Ramon!
I'm trying to understand bro, my brain doesn't work this quick as y'all.
What the fuck?
It is what it is my friend.
Oh shit.
They're down.
Yeah, I know.
Oh gun mechanics.
It is what it is, my friend.
Oh, shit.
Stay down.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, gun mechanics.
Helicopter top left.
Come on, we need to find a way out.
We got Booby's bricks.
Fuck, Booby.
You gotta get out of here.
His name, Booby, is so ass.
Shock on top right.
Why is this like 10 FPS? Am I tripping?
Wait, this is 30 FPS? Wait, why can't you go to like 240?
Wait, you're telling me the PS5 is almost a thousand dollars and it only goes to 30 FPS?
What the fuck?
Yo, we're getting scammed from these uncles, you whore dog!
Can't you fucking handle a bunch of street push-ins?
Hey man, this ain't even loaded!
Oh, too bad!
Yo!
What the fuck?
He's fucking Mendes.
Yo, can you finish yours?
No.
No, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Nope.
You think he talks?
No, he couldn't have.
How come you all...
They've got more cops coming up from downstairs.
What do you guys think of this gameplay now?
What do you think of this POV?
What are you looking at?
What the fuck y'all doing in here?
Wanna hear all that outside?
I don't wanna get stopped now.
You found motherfuckers running up in my house?
You are not allowed to just come and live.
I have to tell them I'm trying to find something for some purpose.
What game is it about a big Slim Jim there's Slim Jim's in the game okay now you've got
me now you've got me bro oh my god look at the mechanics look look look look
It's a mecha-chameleon! We see you, bro!
Okay.
ETA 7, 6.
6 down.
One second.
Hey.
Hey, Jake.
I bought this. What do you think?
I can't buy my own clothes here.
I don't know, close your eyes.
Hold on now.
Sure you can.
But would they look that good?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
You know, Brian wants us there for cocktails.
Uh-huh.
You know what you're gonna wear yet?
Relax, Jay.
Okay.
What's she thinkin'?
Wait, this is what all the girlfriends are freaking out of?
Is this girl?
This is Lucia?
Uh, sequence?
Sequence?
Okay, the other one.
You know what you're wearing right now looks pretty good.
So, you wanna head out?
I don't wanna be late.
Yeah, alright. Just give me a few seconds.
Yo, yo, can we time out and we'll say that they're going to crack this character?
Like bro, have maybe like, be a human.
Yo guys, I know it's hard to believe, but these characters don't know you, okay?
These are video game characters.
Does life feel hopeless?
Yes.
Are you constantly searching for a way out?
Yes.
Luckily for you, those days are over.
Thanks to AXE to Pan.
Ah, the great outdoors.
Nature's playground.
A carnival of infinite possibilities.
Overflowing...
But what do you call a deal with the lies?
Small, magnificent and proud.
Hungry?
Oh that was good as shit.
Oh that was good as shit, that army!
What did that just say?
Only 30,000 calories.
Ready.
Damn.
Worth the wait.
Yo, I already know when I play this campaign what this chat's gonna be, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Okay.
Yo, mom's a little tired.
It's my girlfriend gonna get mad when she's playing this shit.
Ew, what is that map?
What is this, Google Maps?
I don't like that.
I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
Call me a hater.
We're not that late.
It's already driving into the building unrealistic, bro.
You won't be taking my money.
Why is the list afraid, you know?
You need this info.
I get it.
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Been busy you got sex this guy motherfucker said paying equal strolling yo sometimes I like more simpler
Look at fortnight fortnight used to be way more simpler and it was way better in my opinion
I'm just gonna be the guy to say it call me a hater call me whatever it is
Do I think it's bad? No, it just kind of looks a little too much
Dude could be a cop for all we know. He's not a cop. All right. He's just cautious
It's probably why he survived so well, so your favorite games
Maybe you could yeah, you're the perfect group
Jason, you see, uh, yeah, we got to go go. Yeah, go like right fucking now
Okay, so she holds you down
Here. You take this.
Ooh, an MP5 forward with a stock grip.
Unstircable for shooting?
I'm gonna punch through to the freeway.
Tire mechanic? Okay.
Tire mechanics if you shoot the tire, it flips.
Halo!
Hey! Hey! Hang on!
Okay, the more recoil the bigger the circle, got it.
I can see it now, I understand that.
No, no, no, this is good!
Keep going through!
Whoa, holy shit, what the fuck?
That's it.
Good.
How about we just chill here for a minute?
What the fuck do you mean out of spoil, bro?
Fucking shut, shut.
You want me to take the wheel?
What? No.
Look, you think everything always goes as planned, huh?
So where's the shoe store?
There will always be some kind of bullshit.
A professional adapts.
Are you a professional, you see it?
Of course.
Good. I need a profession.
I
Think you saw us do let's go
Which characters
Now you're playing
We're about the way
Wow
You get hanged out of windows and shoot?
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This UI is really ass but looks like you could change some of your clothing in your own UI.
Ooh, I kinda like this, you can sneak this.
["Sneak This Up"]
["Sneak This Up"]
["Sneak This Up"]
Hold on now, I'm not even trying to be that guy, bro.
But these mechanics are a little interesting, like...
["Sneak This Up"]
How the fuck they animate this?
["Sneak This Up"]
Wait, the NPCs fight back?
["Sneak This Up"]
Is it the first time in GTA they fight back like that?
["Sneak This Up"]
I know they fight back, but that's like different. That's like animation. You have to press like a button.
Any of these drugs are on their way.
Oh, shit! What the fuck are you?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, the drug challenge!
Is this supposed to be Neon by the way, or did I get click-champed or whatever?
Wait, you used them in my friend's car?
Yeah.
Holy shit, Chad!
What do I do?
Jesus.
Look at them, look at them, look!
They're actually fucking-
Why 69 when you say 919 what does that mean what does that mean my stupid what
You guys get text from my girlfriend.
Gage.
Nice to have you something different.
Dude, okay, hot take?
That's not a hot take.
I lowkey love video games at night time.
I don't know what it is.
Night time to me is way more like,
It's way more of like a video game that I could play.
Like when a night time and a game looks good,
like the game to me is good.
Like I don't know how to describe it.
The way the devil won my heart, she's gonna get you.
She's just the one I'm with evil on her mind.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is this like depth of field?
Or is this map actually this big?
Cause it goes all the way over here even.
wait this map is fucking huge wait how how long is this gonna take to go around
the map bro it goes all the way down here it's like blurry wait how much
bigger is this map compared to GTA 5 did they say it's two times Jesus Christ
turtle smoking cigarette what's good bro you come in here every single month to
reset to put this fucking same email I'll be honest with you like it's having a
map this big good or bad because sometimes I feel like it could be like
too much like too much for your brain to handle like is that sounds stupid or
no like I don't mind it but like well that's huge wait 80 hours is the main
story they said? Really? How many hours was the GTA 5 story?
32. Oh my god. So how long is this going to take me to beat on stream?
This might take me like a week and a half. Like a week maybe.
Switching characters?
I like that animation keep it classic
I bet you'd be real good at battle weapon dog over here
Lucia, Jason come take a seat I'm waiting on the ETA for the flight
Can I get you anything tea coffee champagne three more champagne's thank you be right
back trust me the slide was what only helped you so Val I know it's a part so
Someone beg for it to be 4k. Sure, bro. I got you party, but we are working right the job is andres de leon
Protect him, but keep them in line. Gas him up boost his ego making feel good about himself
baby sir
There's a cypher store ice Tina. What's up, Chula?
It's been forever. How is every no, I'm not about to play this game by the way like on stream of my chat
It's just gonna put this drooling ass emote every time I like
Lucia Jason, please meet Andres de Leon. Sorry guys. I'm a hugger. I'm a hugger. Come in here
Beautiful beautiful. Yes gorgeous. All right strong. Good job. Should we go gentlemen guess you driver?
Sure, I guess. If there's someone out of the actually beat their meat to the shoe store before and you did
Like are you ready for this party? I don't know me
I'm ready for all part yet.
Okay, this looks nice at night.
Rolls-Royce Conan.
Oh, shit. Okay.
What was your name again?
Oh, the cars look cool.
Wait, how do they get permission?
Is that a not a Tamarario?
Lamborghini's not the new one?
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This together, as a family!
Hey workers, and headshots are satisfying.
That's a satisfying headshot.
video game of it's not a satisfying headshot it's not a buy for me
I
Nice distraction
Okay, come on
I don't know, man, this is holy shit!
Shake off!
I'm really just looking at the panic, bro.
The map is so big, look at the background, that's what I'm noticing.
I like this animation. Good aim. Nice aim.
Okay ability wise. Slow mo for him.
Hurts right? Try wearing a bitch.
Oh, yeah!
I might not feel like it, but these are your glory days.
You could have sat in the game!
Nothing is gonna beat who you are now.
You can't see all the fucked up shit that's looming on the horizon.
Enjoy this, dude.
But this right now is all that there is.
Or be some...
You'll be perfect.
Sunset by the moon.
Trust me.
We wanna test you.
Don't try to get it on the floor.
It's not bad.
Don't try to get it on the floor.
You're out of this.
I'll be honest with you.
It's...it looks like there's gonna be a lot of side missions to do.
Like...
Yeah, I feel like when I play this game, I shouldn't just rush through it. I think I should do a lot of the side missions, like not all of them, but like, dude, it's actually crazy. This is going to be everyone's first playthrough.
Should I play the first night it comes out or no? Like, I know that sounds stupid, but like, think about how many people are going to play it. Like, I wonder if it's like, yeah, do you guys really want to see my gameplay though?
My gameplay though, you know I'm a burger bro, like that's the only thing, like I'm a burger
bro.
And I feel like there's people that are like, viewers are gonna wanna play this themselves
bro, like if I was a viewer I'd wanna play rather than watch, but like I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's actually interesting though, I'm actually, I'm excited for this game.
You know, I don't know if I'm leaking, check Twitter type of thing, I hope this
isn't leaking.
I don't know, am I about to get like in trouble?
But I got invited in, fuck.
I don't know, is this leaking?
Well, this is actually good that this guy just linked it.
But I got invited to like the no pixel thing
that's coming out or whatever in a couple of days.
Like I got invited to be like,
like to play or whatever it is.
But I don't know, do y'all wanna watch that or no?
Like I've never done GTRP.
I've never done it.
Like I would have to basically like be so fucking like like apparently the RP is like serious
like I can't troll I can't do anything like I have to be serious like like if I troll
I'm gonna get banned but like I'm down to try it like I'm down if y'all want to see
So, yes, y'all want to see that?
I could do it.
Yeah.
I mean, I think it comes out on the 8th, so I might stream it on the 9th.
I think I have something on the 8th that I have to do it and we're doing a course shoot,
but after that, yeah, I got you guys, bro.
I got you guys, bro.
I'll do it, bro.
For you guys.
What is this?
Dub says, people who watch streamers with GTA 6 have a mental illness.
My mental illness.
My GTA story is not going to be your GTA.
If you are waiting for GTA to come out to see another nigga play it on stream, you have
a mental illness.
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And is rising and many Los Santos residents are already hard at work
While some are just starting their day
How many people play NoPixel, is there like actually that many people that play this?
I didn't know it was this big.
Contraband, chemicals, and a suspicious amount of cash were found at the scene.
Witnesses say a daredevil was spotted flying above the altercation.
So what happens if you go to jail?
Is it like for real?
Like you have to just sit in a jail cell for like hours and hours and hours and hours?
Bruh.
The later crash landed on San Andreas Avenue.
Wait, you could go to jail for one month?
While some hear sirens, others see opportunity.
Meanwhile, leading mayoral candidates are dressed residents today, denying recent reports
of corruption in City Hall.
as for patience and understanding of-
But do you think I can R.P. enough to be in something like this?
It's the thorough investigation.
DANGER AND CLEARER
Here in Los Santos.
Bro, knowing me, I would just want to hold-
I wanted to do the biggest assassination, bro.
That'd be my goal, is just to-
I wanted to just be a fucking assassinator.
We are proud of our beautiful city.
C-DAMN, this is a goddamn disgrace.
And the incredible people who call this home.
I was told to stay at Heaven Alibi.
Come on now.
From days at the factory.
Tonight's at our fabulous entertainment venue.
Whatever you want.
That's Valkyrie?
You can find it here.
Wait, how do you play this?
An extravagant indulgence.
We built this theater.
I'll be there.
There are plenty of ways to make it big.
Welcome to the Pixel Casino, VIPs!
Without this casino!
And even more ways to lose it all.
Bro, but if I play this, my chat is going to be like GTA where they just beg me to get on RP every day.
Experience it all here in San Andreas.
I'm down to play it if y'all really want me to try it. I'll try it bro dead ass
Brows every creator invited
Bro am I leaking saying I'm invited or did I not make the list I
Didn't even make the list, but I did get invited. I don't know if I accepted it yet
Wait, there's so many people I don't even know who half these people are damn. There's a lot of GTA streamers
Damn bro, what if I'm like what if I can't keep up with everyone like what if everyone just looks at me and they say
I'm an LRP or bro, and then I ruin immersion for people
God it's so many people
I
Minus one
Like do people play without face cams like this to get that serious. Are you gonna RP like this though?
Listen listen
You look yeah, you know you look mad good, right?
Okay, you mean okay. Yeah, isn't that time of the month for you?
Because if it is you know what I'll do to you
I'm just talking to you.
What the fuck did I just listen to?
Yo K-San bro.
Yo I'm not gonna lie if I ever play RP there's not a world where I'm gonna be talking like
this on the game.
Let me know.
I'm not fucking doing none of this freaky shit.
No.
I'm sorry bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm just not.
Yeah, yo, Betsy, are you still here? Is lay still here?
Listen L Ron, okay
Cool if you guys want to watch me be a 35 year old man like fucking case on and rope. This is okay. Imagine. This is me
Yeah, you know you look mad good, right? This is a classic
If business happen it therefore the bench first
What? You would have never caught me if that didn't happen.
Maybe the five gives it hails.
You acknowledge, you acknowledge I would have not been caught and happened.
We're doing it first. Come on, let's go.
And what the rushes there are?
Back me. Back me. Holy cry baby bro.
Holy baby rage over here.
God man.
Why is this playing bro?
He owns 25% of the server?
Bro, excuse me, he's just a rich fuck bro.
Like jeez man, how much do you think Rockstar bought?
Did they buy it?
Like is that what it is?
Like I don't even understand it.
Like what are you saying me bro?
forget. Hey, I'll take another five. What is this? Why are you linking this?
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hi. Hi. Are you all right? Yeah. Anyways, the building on the skyscraper
GT5 is finally being constructed after 13 years for no pixel only.
Me how we were just talking about this
We're dead us just talking about this rough
Damn, so I really damn so I got a play GTA 5 or 5 RP bro, what if
If you never saw the ocean
Through really great pick up myself Nicky S
I am what's known for coming up with what we call jail
Bro, is this like a real thing like a heist I didn't aware as soon as we released the
Bro, I don't know if I could do this
Stop that
You know my fucker say the spoilers. Yo, I'm not watching it
right now
So dude
I don't think he likes working for me anymore
Thanks. No, seriously. I can tell you sarcastic. So it's like, please go tell Ron to pick up a camera. Let's go. Hi, Raleigh. I think ladies wants to just I think it wasn't done being a camera. No, I think he does.
But it's okay.
He's begging me to come in here. So please go convince him. Let's go.
All right, well, let's bring up the camera, bro.
Why don't I just see a ladies potato bag to gift in my chat.
Oh,
I don't know where Bernard is, I think he's in my closet.
I need to show you a Tik Tok, let me send a link.
Yo bro, don't think you're more important than the program, bro.
Get in line with this chat, dick.
I'm done clicking links.
I'm done clicking links.
the fuck it w method was never debate to be honest nice speed gang says w run
just boosted his chance getting reality shirmer yo like yo like I can't even
just like be happy for people yo just say I do it for like whatever bro it's
where's laser he's downstairs burgers not going bro burger I want burger to
explore the world.
Burger!
I'm not even kidding the day burger dies the day I get a shoot up this whole fucking house
about to get my own burger really yeah I want to get another cat on a name of cheese like
I'm just afraid to have a new cat because I know people say like oh you don't need a
a big room or whatever, but I just feel like Berger needs a big room.
Like I feel like two cats, he's going to start tweaking.
Cause like, how do you get two cats to like each other?
Chat if they've never met, you know, you're going to sit here and
you're going to like it.
Do you understand me?
Like give me a kiss.
Bro, I can feel his little heartbeat.
He's got a little heart, bro.
Wait, where's Lace?
He does not want to be here.
I'm telling you bro where is it bro he probably got so excited that he like
passed out
yo you ruined my white shirt burger there's you can't see it on the camera
There's so much fucking hair, bro
Fuck bro fuck
Fuck let's get that off
Yo, what's up, dude?
What's up, boys?
Bro, he was telling me how hype you were.
For what?
See that.
To be the cameraman.
For what?
I saw a QD said I'm not doing the red carpet, bro.
What?
That's not what she said.
You were like, oh, ladies, ladies are pretty good.
And she was like, oh, I'm out of leads up.
She just stepped out on the phone.
Did she say that?
The place isn't going.
I'm not going.
Don't judge I can't judge you by your belly, but you have at least 30% of body fat
Thanks, well
Thanks, I lost a lot of weight dumbass. That's why my arms are fucking huge
Yeah, you saw that I did all righty. Yeah
Yeah
Alright bro, it's kinda hot out here.
No, it's not that bad.
Should I switch to shorts though?
This week's been nice and cool.
Nah, you can get things.
Is this some slimy shit?
Oh, like on some like...
You're gonna get pants off all the time.
No, it's actually...
Yeah, it's any part of the thing.
Yeah, what is that shirt set?
Touch your nipple to repair the boards.
Look, I can repair the board, bro.
Yeah, please repair it bro.
Burger!
You know what, my pants should I wear, should I wear my uh, like you think I should just,
I don't, I don't want my balls to come out of them.
We built this city, we built this city on a rock and roll.
Alright.
Wait, where are we going?
I don't know where we're going.
But I just want to get up.
Though you said to get up, that's it, you were like, bro get up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
It's only my first day out here.
Let me know I know oh shit dude. Don't break the camera, but what shirt is this?
Sure, I got I kind of like is this new yeah, I'm gonna get that same one, okay?
I'm actually I'll just not
It's okay, it's my size
Bagged on you
No, no
Where did Parker go?
Wait, well, I saw lace in the pink and said I got to go on some pink, too.
Bro, pink's just a nice color, bro.
Alright, where we headed to?
Bro, don't call me sexy, but like...
Bro, I have to, man. Like, I've been wearing these, and my vision's just been like...
Hold on, let me just fix this record.
Where is everybody? Is everyone here today?
No, I know it's here, and I'm just having a doubt.
Say, oh, God.
What?
Is it that loud?
I don't know, big cell.
Jason's doing a YouTube video.
Oh, leaked? Or did he say that?
I don't know, it doesn't really matter.
It doesn't matter?
I bet he went burger all day.
Wait, where's...
Where is he?
We've been hanging out with Burger all day in the guesthouse.
Wait, what? Can we go see?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't care.
Did Burger get us a little flirt?
Burger's just cool, man, bro.
So I've been watching Burger today.
Really? Burger's in my room, though.
No, what? Burger's in the kitchen.
In your room, they probably is Mika with a burger costume.
Yeah, because burgers are in our room.
I don't know.
The burger's just on the top of the table.
Hello?
Hey, Jerry!
Hi, Jerry!
Hey, Jerry!
Hi, Jerry!
Hey, Jerry!
You're so sick.
Look at your seat!
Look!
You're bullshit!
I'm gonna have you.
Yo, look!
It's like a group second.
Oh, shit.
That's a shit.
My age is 107 right here.
What's going on here?
Yo, you didn't even see that.
He just kissed me on my neck.
What made you wear glasses?
What made me wear glasses?
What's going on here?
I don't know what's going on here anymore.
Do I look sexy with these though?
you
you
you
you
you
Why is there like gifts I've never seen this
Wait, Chesh, should we go see Marlon and Lacey?
Should I go check out their house?
Who can I ask for the address?
Every time!
Hey, y'all, it's me, Ron.
I just need friends.
All right, what the fuck is this, Lace?
Some hair dye.
Pink fetish.
Should I dye my hair pink?
Here it is.
Is this dye, or is this just like quick shit?
You just put it on your hair, and it goes away.
Yeah, I'm going to show you that.
What else is in here?
Backland.
Oohs.
Rodriguez or whatever his name is.
It's pretty good.
What's his name?
What do they call him?
Subaru.
Subaru, yeah, it's nice.
They most leave his...
I'm just exploring the house chat while we wait
for Pepsi and the Dappas and Sofie to finish.
Wait, can I go to the guess house?
I don't think so.
Little Burger Care?
I don't give a fuck where you can go in there
and see where you want, bro.
Bro, I'm gonna have to just grab something.
Wait, what are these?
Oh, shit!
Get a whiff, get a whiff of that.
That was pretty good.
Should I jack this?
Yeah.
Brother, get a whiff of that.
That one smells good.
One more.
Not bad.
Also not bad.
Bro, you know what it is?
If you leave stuff around the house and get stuff for grabs.
That's how my rule is.
I
Kind of like the middle one
Here we just put hide it somewhere. Maybe just like tuck it away somewhere and then maybe I'll just
Like now, let's
I smell this
This was kind of mid, but it's kind of like not bad stuff, dude, let me see
All right, but I'm gonna bring some
Hey y'all I gotta drop something off of my room. Give me a second.
We built this city. We built this city. Upstate bone out of.
Yo, thank you for the massive rain y'all. Can we get a w in the chat with another 50 gifted.
Yo, it's starting to feel nice outside. Bro, this is like perfect weather for like a convertible.
Like, ah, brah, I got a knife.
Bye, convertible jet.
That is pretty good weather.
Whistle.
Here's a burger.
All right, so how you guys doing today?
So how you guys doing haircut?
Pretty sorry, bro.
He looks like a hog rider.
Yeah, really good, bro.
You got rid of it already?
Yeah.
So why is he valid?
You just wanna go?
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
I smell so yummy, but you ever just like smell one of your homeboys'
Gooch and you're just like damn. Let me see how far this address is.
WE BOUGHT THIS IN!
Hold on.
I have to hold my piece.
Jesus, 25 away.
Is it dry?
It's very juicy.
Once you leave the neighborhood it drops like five minutes. Is that worth it?
I got nothing better to do.
LEAK! LEAK CHECK TWITTER!
Not bad. I could make that five minutes of the year. Why not?
Yo, so it was one- hey, guys!
Hey, y'all, it's me, Ron.
Hey, y'all.
Did we get ready if we go to the garage?
Let's just sit down, I gotta move my car.
We are the champions!
We are the champions!
Oh shit.
Fuck, bro.
Wait, he lied! He said he made this!
This is deadass, what a damn thing!
Wait!
He didn't even put it in the bag.
Whoa.
I'm not allowed, this is the most disgusting shit ever.
Like, real talk, like, I swear to God, this is so nasty, like...
Oh my God.
Remember what you said?
How do you think it goes to the other side of your mouth?
Hold on.
Alright, go ahead.
Go ahead.
So, I'll eat one.
Let me hear the crunch.
Go ahead.
It's just lucky, it's huge.
Is it a good crunch?
Is it bad or no?
Wait, can I suck on the wrong part?
I'm a big fan of pickles, but I don't like eating the whole thing, you know?
I just like eating the one bite.
Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.
It's not bad crunches.
It sounds better when you're not the one crunching it.
Like it sounds better.
It's not bad.
What is a pickle?
A cucumber.
So this is, how is a cucumber, he's better than himself.
Here, let's have a sip.
Yeah, that's the asshole, I don't know how it sounds, dude.
Like too many bites of pickle just taste nasty to me.
That, I do agree, depending on what it is.
That's javine?
What is that?
That's javine.
What is that?
Here, you want to suck on the rest of it?
You just toss it.
I have to finish it.
All right.
That banana actually if you throw it away, what the fuck is this?
Holy shit.
Yo, what's it you, Vovana?
Tea bags ass banana.
Yo, this shit is huge.
Look at this shit.
Yo, like, do you see this shit?
Ew.
Yeah, it's got to be, oh my god.
That has to be tossed, right?
Bro that is disgusting. I'm not gonna be like that.
How big?
Some people might enjoy bananas. I don't like that bro.
No bro.
That's some banana bread.
Do you see this?
Where's the traction bro?
Just take a bite.
You only think if I had a banana.
My dead ass.
You really want to eat a sped up.
Yeah, he's just a bite.
Alright man, I'll take one bite.
Alright, you want me to take a bite of this banana?
Yeah.
Alright bro.
Nah, I can't. It smells nasty bro.
Just take a bite.
I can't bro.
This shit smells nasty shit
Sorry, Jack. I don't waste her. This shit smells funky
There goes a knife
Yep, that was a knife that she went down the drain.
I didn't know what I was calling it
It's Lucia
Where are you?
So, it's here
Funky banana. Plantains are good. That was ripe you moron.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie bro, am I just gonna get posted on like, ready, fine, wasting food?
Like bro, okay sure, I'll eat the food then.
Is this what you guys want me to eat?
Like bro, me and Lace, every like now and then, we just open a new one, take a couple bites, and put it back.
I'm the only one that's eating out of that one bro.
I'm the only one that's eating out of this one.
But I only took like one bite, like look.
Bro, oh god, I want it.
I know it's so good.
No, it's so bad for me like like
Like is there any unopened ones?
Do not scavenge
Oh this one feels unopened
No
Well I think the max one
HAHAHAHA
What is moose tracks?
Moose man ice cream
Moose man ice cream
Bro this one feels unopened too
Moose man ice cream also
Wait, both moose man are unopened
And what is Telmuuk Moodslide?
This one's not open, do I feel it?
Oh, never mind, someone said they're dick in this.
Yo, okay, hot take, it's not even hot.
I've sent some more of mint ice cream,
it's the best ice cream.
It's all right.
No, it's cream.
I mean, it's mint bad for you.
I get them all ice, they're like, no bullshit, like.
I don't think ice cream flavor determines
how bad it is.
That's not true, mint.
Mint's like healthy.
It's like a healthy alternative.
Got this from mom and dad.
Like one bite is not gonna be like,
like one bite is not gonna hurt, right?
Like you think my girlfriend will be mad?
No, I would do a bite.
You want a bite?
No.
Oh God, it hurts.
I'll come back for the Johnny Ball run later, bro.
One bite though, one bite.
Yeah.
And then you put it back.
It's just like a challenge.
Yeah.
Chad, you don't want to see me do an ice cream
Okay, good to do that.
That is gas, oh my God.
Geez Louise.
All right, just cool the pineapple in there, Fanny.
You want some?
Say I'm good.
Do you have just a hole in the fridge
and a lot of the lava in the dorm?
Bro, you see that?
That's probably like better for just, oh, solid.
Oh my God.
That's an ancient artifact.
It's actually better for other things.
Wait, there's more ice cream?
Handles?
Oh my God, this one's like one of us.
That's such a good brand too.
Tell God.
I'm God.
That's good.
Only if the chat wants me to try.
Yes he does.
Yes.
How do you open this?
I actually don't know.
That was a glitch.
All right chat, don't be weird.
You know it's for content.
Oh.
What's the flavor?
Oh my gosh.
That's it.
What's the flavor?
I can't.
Moose spam, bro.
Now this?
How long has this sat here for?
Probably since it was fucking way long.
Oh my god.
It's hard as a rocket.
Oh my god.
It's hard as a rocket.
It's hard as a rocket.
It's hard as a rocket.
It's hard as a rocket.
Oh my god.
It's hard as a rocket.
I'll like tell you just for licking it.
Really?
It's just how the fuck they look.
Oh fuck that.
I'll just leave it out.
So I can try it on the rack.
Bro, I have to do this with the challenge.
Like that's one thing about me is I'm full of people, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like they want me to eat on stream, I'll do it.
Just for the content.
Are we good?
Is my friends done their little segment?
Hey!
Hey!
Hello?
Hello?
Put the ice cream back?
Bro, I'm gonna let it melt when I come back. I could eat it better.
Hey y'all, how y'all doing? It's me, Ron.
Are we ready to start our day?
Uh oh.
Not even option, Dad.
Huh?
You either get tongue-tongued tongues or we can go to more and more and more and they, they, they.
Huh?
Or we can bring the tongue-tongued tongues to the VNB.
We do both, yeah.
Great.
You ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gotta just stand up.
All right, I'm gonna bring the card and fry.
All right.
Fry, Lisa.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
There seems to be some like hostile paladin habits in here.
Where?
Is everyone okay?
Yeah.
I mean, I can explain it and I just vlog as I just count on stream.
Wait, where's that?
I can't, I can't.
Okay, then do the hit right.
We good?
Where'd they cut?
Hey!
Hi, what's cooking up?
Ready? Yeah.
How's our arm house?
Well, I think they've still been cooking if there isn't more than our house.
Oh, this is straight down here.
It's okay right now.
You smell a little holly. I'm waiting for you back up.
I'm going to go up on some swag shit.
Look at this Peter reverse camera
Look at this shit, this is what a real juke does
Fuck, should I go faster?
I can't really tell when I'm going
SWEET!
How long do you think that would have taken Jason?
Look at that bomb still going, do you try to go around the whole fucking house?
Wow, I'm fucking coated.
And... Park.
All right, Chad, now you're here for Pepsi.
How's everyone's day going, bro?
How's your day going?
Yep.
You mean that?
Yeah, I was just chilling.
I'm chilling all day.
Don't hit Marlon's bomb kit again.
again brah I don't even know where more
more marlins brought us is look at a
dabs car for the fucking handles going
like wait wait they're onto Minecraft now
say oh god wait they're doing minecraft
I don't think they're gonna beat minecraft
bro there's not a chance and okay
here's my take ready and let me know if
you agree me some skin if you agree
I gotta wait, I gotta wait till I hear it first.
They're not going to beat Minecraft first try, they're going to troll all purpose.
I just don't think they have what it takes to beat the first try.
But I don't think they would even beat it, I don't think they want to beat the first try.
Yeah, that's probably also true.
Imagine if Loach just beat Minecraft first try, like no one wants to see that.
They want to see him struggle, they want to see him cry, they want to see him weep.
You know?
That's also true.
My heart I think I'm getting a heart attack
Hey, Beth, yo, it's up, dude. It's good you where we had it first. Oh
RJ
Well, but targets canceled
Target, yeah, so I'm gonna rock them. Oh, he's right
Well, I'm just trying to clean this is this permanent damage. You think what is that?
There's like cum stains right here. You see that it's a cunt. What the fuck is that bro who jizzed on my fucking car
Bro, Pepsi, why did you do this?
All right, and it's like super fucking noticeable too. Oh god. It's like the first thing I noticed when I sit down
That's your low key leaving you to believe that this car might even be real, bro
You don't think it's real because of that?
Oh yeah, if it was real, that'd be coming right off because of the...
Right.
...as your phobic, uh, surface, ceramic on it.
Yeah.
But I think you got a jocorn or something.
Wait, there's another one right here!
Whoa, what the fuck? Who?
Bro, did you kno- oh my shit!
Yeah, you have a jocorn, bro.
No, it's not, I promise!
I'm so serious.
Dude, I'm serious.
Alright, where we headed, bro?
Take the destination.
You know best if I send you an ad-west can you send me the target closest to it?
So you know it, you know that is this dude, okay, then whatever you say, dude
Bro, you know what I'm really realizing recently like right here ladies like look right here under my left nipple
I keep getting like strains like in my sleep and right now like or if I breathe heavily like I get a sharp pain
There's this thing that can happen when you smoke weed where like the needles like go into your lung
So it's probably just that
I'm just gonna be honest. Are you sure right now?
And like it basically like it only gets worse unless you like buy this like lung cleanser shit
Oh my soul was after we smoked
What I got Nathan I can't do Nathan
But what if we go into Marlon and Lacy's room and when they're beating Minecraft
We just like you know, I just die on purpose in their game. Maybe the maddie was funny
Hey cannonball under their setup. That's not a bad job. We're gonna make it about me
Yeah, yeah, make it about me like bro. We're done with the Quillys shit
Yeah, we're done with the Quillys shit fake war like we're gonna go buy water guns explode their fucking house
I'm not even that like literally just go in there and just knock everything off all their rest in peace pop smoke
How are we looking back there, Beth?
Sweet!
You don't think they got it there?
You don't think they have it?
Oh, by the way, anyone who tries to kick us out, just know that I got a guy.
Oh, is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So no one's fucking around, chat.
I'm the fucking king of Calabasas.
All right, let's move.
We're not even in Calabasas anymore.
We're fucking Nobu.
We're not even in Calabasas anymore, we're fucking no-go.
You good back there, bud?
No.
Bro, why is it like, how did it go from like 110 degrees to just beautiful out?
Like, it's just so nice out now, like the weather is perfect and like, dude, do you notice
the sun is going down now?
Like differently?
Or am I tripping?
My trip
The Sun used to go down at like seven look it's almost down already. It's five
Right
Also, do I look like a geek with these on like I take them off for stream or no
What you have like four eyes like that's some losers shit
Hey, that's no like
I may be cool if you're like drinking right now. Oh shit, all right
Yo outlaw, I had alcohol consumption counter on my top left
Bro, you know, I worked out there our neighbor
She goes to the same gym I go to don't say camp I go to the gym, you know, I'm not kidding and she's like
She's like, oh, she's like are you the neighbor that's next to the blah blah blah, and I was like, yeah
That's me dude. I had to explain to her like the cop shit and like everything but she's super cool
So we're on the neighbor's good side now one of them at least yeah, of course man. We get plus heart respect
Maybe like a bandage with a bandage in the heart
Dude, I think I might be getting like like a disease in my brain
Like I'm dead serious ever since we smoked weed ladies. I can't say like senses problem anymore
Yeah, it probably fucked you up really permanently.
Bro, I'm fucking up my driving. Like, everything's fucking me up, bro.
Yeah.
Gotta smoke more.
You know, are you serious?
Yeah.
Bro, I'll add like a blunt...
See, I can't speak right.
Add a blunt consumption counter somewhere on the screen so I can get banned.
Bro, think about me. I've been thinking about my bills.
I've been thinking about your bills. Hold everything bro. Hold everything.
What a classic bro. Wait, so what do you think? Do you think I should play GTA the first day it comes out?
Yeah, why not?
Pepsi, what do you think?
Which GTA?
The new GTA.
Uh...
Huh?
You know?
But bro, the thing is it's like...
I kind of agree with what Dub said a little bit.
Like, kinda.
Well GTA isn't the game you watch, it's the game you play, so like, in everybody...
Well that's the thing, it's like, everyone's gonna play it.
Everyone's gonna be streaming it and everyone's gonna be playing it, like, it's not gonna be nothing crazy for a movie or some shit.
I don't know, how many people are gonna play it, you think? The first day it comes out.
Everyone, besides the people that can't afford it.
You try to give away copies.
You should just give away copies and play it.
People who can't afford it are going to watch. Also some people prefer watching games than playing games.
He's right.
But GTA like a lot of people won't want to play.
Also a lot of people aren't going to afford the game. You need a PS5.
And you need the game. A lot of people don't want a PS5 so they're just going to be watching.
They're praying for Christmas for the PS5.
He's right.
So that's why you gotta give away the PS5s and the game on your screen.
Oh shit.
Wait, did they say how long it takes for it to come to PC or no?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Which I were only two minutes away sweet
She's such a nice weather out
I think the best time though is it's spring right? That's the best weather
It's like hot, but it's a little bit cold like I don't know I
Hate the summertime though. Like I really do every time we do it. I'm just like sick of it
So hot bro, but we're just it was freezing as fucking the valley now
like it's gonna be fit season soon where we wear our fits bro should be coming
up here peak football starts on the night
now it's just a good life bro I gotta buy some archive
you might as well so you should wear it in the stream rewards bro you think so yeah
everyone just goes on grill because $100,000 budget and just buys some shit
that's actually good yeah that's actually not bad that's not a bad
shout shout wait so when do kids go to school like when am I gonna have to
I started going like 105 and like at 35.
What's your week, next week?
Well, I get banned?
No, I don't know.
Bro, I tried to go back to my old school.
I mean, you know, you were there, but chat.
Bro, they told me I was allowed.
They were like, oh yeah, you're fully allowed to come in.
We're gonna give you a private tour, et cetera.
And then the fucking principal was like, fuck off.
Stoppers turning calls, said go kick rocks.
And I'm just like, damn, bro.
Like I'm a fucking hero to the city.
And they're doing that.
How many people went up to me bro when we were outside?
Too many to count bro.
We had to order fucking security because we were getting swarmed bruh.
It's like, holy shit, were you guys really crowding them out of school?
Chill out bro.
Chill out.
Chill out bro.
Just trying to throw my day.
Cut ass bro.
We went to get food too.
It's like we came to order.
Bro, can't even.
We came to order.
Like, oh can I get a photo?
Do you want this food for free?
Like bro, we're literally human.
Like we're human bro.
We don't pay for the food.
We all have the same 40-vage, just because we're famous doesn't mean we don't have...
We eat Chick-fil-A too, bro!
What the fuck just happened?
Give a fake car?
It's just, my precognition just got off.
What is that?
Give a fake car, bro!
What is a precognition?
Oh, it reads your cognitive abilities in whatever sense it's like...
There's nobody in front of me!
Look how far this person is in front of me!
No, it's just reading like a smarty part, basically.
And then you start getting like really dumb, and it panics and slaps on the brakes.
Wait, what?
Yeah...
So it's basically like a 10-minute joke card for Thanos.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
You know, just because of that,
ladies, bro, I'm never gonna order you, uh,
the dumbest or smoothie that I always get at night,
where it's buy one, get one.
Bro, that's some whole shit.
That's too far.
Alright, bro.
It's Thanos too far for one.
Bro, I shouldn't have ate that ice cream, bro.
Like, why did you make me eat that?
Like, isn't that the shit?
Like, you're supposed to be there, bro.
It was joke ice cream, bro.
But the same O-Made 10, let's see what it sounds like.
It's too slow, fuck me.
Hey, what? Whoa, who's that?
I should've kept that for sure.
Hey, what? Hey, what?
Why did you repeat me then?
Hey, what?
All I said there was hit markers.
Hello?
Gage, no way of the Jason Bag hit marker method now.
Say on God.
Hit marker method?
When?
What about this city?
I'm just gonna make sure everything's tight.
I command you to study.
Come on, balls smell.
Maybe that's a special HGMA, I don't know.
Wait, what happened to the thing?
Well, it's just, it was making hit marker sounds.
What does that do?
It just like sounds aids for them.
Wait, why?
Cause why would you want to hear that?
I'm telling you, why is it happening?
Oh, it might just be time for the image to be like the HGMA's time.
Wait, why?
Oh, yeah, so basically what happens is like, messy is with Israel.
Sorry, man.
You know you left Argentina. I did see that
I predicted
That's literally what I predicted
I got called stupid for saying that shit. I got called really dumb viewers and like it's just idiots
I don't know
I just think when people aren't down there, I think they know all like just keeping a lark, dude
Fucking lark pass bob
You probably think that fucking munch munch didn't score 15 goals in a game
Let me check the weather up or quick while I'm driving
Let me consume my alcohol while driving
I should do a drinking drive stream in a school zone blindfolded
That would be peak
I'm trying to tell people people like I have like innovation ideas
This guy from says South Carolina license plate, bro. Well, what is that? It says 490 DKR?
490 DKR I've never seen a South Carolina play like that. Why is this so tiny?
She counts paper she comes
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll, roll.
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But here's my number.
Almost there, Chuck.
Does everyone just be calm?
How was your day, ladies? Did you miss me these last couple days?
Yeah, I was missing you, bro. I was like, dammit.
I didn't even see you, bro. I didn't even see you when I saw you like, dammit, bruh.
You think I died?
For a second I did.
But then you gave us update but then you posted like oh, I don't like yesterday
You're like oh, I don't feel sick. I like might not go live today
But before you posted that I was low-key like panicking like I was freaking the fuck out
I was like oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He said one second
So what the fuck is he they posted that and I was like, oh
Doctors you got wrong you were sick yesterday
No, you're like
It's called ear infections and they go away like after a day of the symptoms for me every time I pick my ears
I wake up the next day with like a strange headache where I fall asleep
I'm dead ass serious and then like I feel like I'm throwing up
I feel dizzy and then like as the time goes like it just feels better
But like right now like I feel kind of dizzy, but that's probably why I'm fucking on my words a lot
That's what happens when you
Yeah, I know I'm gonna make this about me I'm gonna boost over people
Bro
You gotta get it like you gotta run back to rock league arc bro. Your shit was way too short lived
I was ass at that game
Could you never actually try that's why I quit it's cuz I was so bad and every time I touched that game
They just called me a wrong mower. It's like why would I want to play that game every second?
They're just dissing me telling me how bad I am. It's like oh, what does he do? He can't do anything like yeah, bro
No shit. I'm not gonna fucking play that game
Don't fall for it. That's a prank. He's trying to do a viral joke to you. Let's see it these
I
How do I get across three lanes place I have a Lamborghini hold on I got this
Okay, look everybody I turn now. Oh shit
What's the thieves
Dude, that's actually so freaky
Hold this report by the way. Hope you enjoy your vacation. Yeah, you're blocked and reported and bad
We built this city
We built this city
Bro, no, it's the worst shit ever putting
Emily oops sorry
Yeah, she got to a near your experience crash. Why the fuck would they ever add gifts to it? Just probably like anybody upload a gift
Yes, I don't know. I don't see where you go to put them though
It's actually the worst shit ever
Take part of dumbest shit ever I
See it. I mean, I don't see it. I'm driving and I'm drunk
Yeah, tier two subs, bro. Like what a waste of money. Don't sub to me, bro, in general.
Actually, guys, my hundred, get the buttons glitched. Just be careful. Just be careful
trying it.
Bro, can we hurry up with this fucking light?
Thank you, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Bro, fuck.
I gotta go to the-
I didn't even think of that.
God, we gotta go to the gym, too.
Fine, right there.
We gotta go to the gym, too.
I'm fine right now.
A thousand percent.
Dude, we do go to the gym tonight, bro.
Bro, I'm dead ass too.
Like, you think I'm trolling, bro.
Today's the light nation.
I just skip it.
Yeah, we don't do light nation.
We go chicken legs so we can fish house 26.
That's a Mar-Cock, maybe?
Bro, you think Kai will give me some of that?
Bro.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
go to this show if I try to go whatever happens bro I better get like I better
get like one-of-one like the vet song or something really something I can rock
just just like my own thing bro you don't talk about like really gives you a
piece bro I don't want to face I want to fucking bro I want like something
exclusive I want that fucking fun of like five
bro that ice cream is a joke bro what the fuck
it's a joke ice cream
why did you do a 2k face scan
that's how i did it they made my face fat
you got it, you said it's also like you're going to buy it on your PS5 right now
yeah bro let me go buy a 2k just for a run in 2k
put the same bullshit out every single fucking year
no they're not like bad factors like you actually care bro
I definitely do
just do a face scan
Bro, it's not like steam. Actually, I can just buy it on steam and it's Rwanda.
I think glass is actually a fucking cheat code. Wow. I can see the whole world so clear now.
I can see everything clear.
Bro, I actually feel like a bot today though. Like, I think it actually is when I'm sick.
Like, I feel like I'm acid driving right now. I feel like I'm acid speaking.
I feel like I'm not like energetic like what does he even do?
I'd like some eye boogies too
No, you know one time I did it and I they did it and a chunk came out
You know there's gonna be
Your ears all the time so it's gonna be like so one time they told me that there was like something clogged in my ear
And when they pushed a water thing in my ear a whole cotton swab came out filled with wax all contained into it
They said it was like a rock
But then it smells so bad, but so good you know talking about like ever just like smell it's like smelling your under my balls
It's like picking your ears like quick sniff. You know I'm saying ladies like yeah, it's a good shit, bro
Classic
What's your follow-up question here, bro, what do you call someone who trades lust off?
What do you call someone brother trader Joe's
What's it called when you feel like you remember something but you feel like you've done this before.
Liquor.
No, not quite.
It's deja vu.
Okay.
Okay, what if you could actually love your healthcare?
I don't know if you could love it. What would you call it?
It's a muppet
I swear to God, I was thinking like what if we were at the red light. I'd be kind of fire. I'd see them
There'd be no reason to freak out when you just went. Bro is there a reason my stomach's bubbly?
I've seen nowhere to go. Yeah. Oh shiora. I'm actually banned from this target
My god, so this one would prevent a book off before let's book off this right here
It's actually one of like the actual best stories in Japan
Right ever crack your little shit, and then it's like feels just so relieving
But so what's the goal here? We're just buying packs and we're gonna bring it to their B&B. Yeah, and some mini figures
We melt this city, we melt this city, I'm rockin', you know.
League, check Twitter.
League, check Twitter.
Holy steemass, floating driveway.
Oh, and I'll be able to take my car off this shit.
Uh, your car doesn't even turn on.
Oh, we gotta get a good escape plan here, hold on.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun.
What are you looking at, dick?
What the fuck is your problem, bro?
What the fuck is they talking about?
Oh, shit, good parking spot.
All right, Pepsi, operation get the packs.
Pepsi, can you please get my door?
Please?
I just got to put my phone in my pocket.
You're a boss.
Fuck, we should have run to Samsung.
Okay.
It's okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna get in and out.
In and out? No, this is Target.
Where's Jason? Where's Jason?
What the fuck is this guy doing?
I'm fucking putting my fist where you're fucking windshield.
Hey, bro, fuck Target. We don't like Target.
We know how we're coming for the rest of the year, right?
What?
Evil is fuck.
Alright, back.
We're not hearing nobody shit.
I bet you'll fuck fucking shit.
Fuck your fucking place bullshit.
Yeah, fucking fucking place shit.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
How you doing, sir?
I'm a donators
I actually do what's kind of a genre.
Hardly even ever.
Bro, see if I was at Lucia right now, I got...
You're dead as you smack Lucia.
I feel like the fucking president right now.
Like, I got mad security behind me, like...
I'm trying, I'm trying together Told you I'd be here forever, I'm umbrella, umbrella
Bro we're evil all 2027 bro, and 2026, I drive like a geek with these glasses, I drive to
go bad boy on them?
You don't need to be an example, but if I saw someone wearing glasses I'd step on
that shit.
Hold on, not that.
Gengar headset?
Kraken?
I'm alive, I never saw that shit.
It's got a peak!
it's over here whoa whoa you get a popsicle
oh coins what's wrong
hey bet wait you can get Captain America
should we buy one of these Caitlyn Clark oh my god should we buy one
She's a demon.
But she actually good?
Oh, she's alright.
Yeah, this thing lookin' good.
No way, we didn't come here for nothing, bro.
Yo, if I gotta open up these, I'm gonna open up these, Lace.
Hey, Shay, I'm Michael Jordan, fucking bull.
How you doing?
Oh, SpongeBob.
What is this?
Bro, am I like a consumer final boss?
Yo, that stomach prom bug is fucking me up, bro.
Yo, Pepsi, what happened?
What happened? Don't tell me. Say it on God. Say Wally. All they got is these. What is this?
Cat's eye perks. She open these?
Nine cards plus one foil. K-pop Beamer Hunter perks.
Yu-Gi-Oh perks.
Corpus Kyrstian perks.
Hey, so is it G each? There might be some other shit over here. You could always do a 2k face skin. Yeah, open this up
It's in it.
Oh my god, what is that?
Ha!
You're not gonna be scared, man.
I think someone came up over there.
Bro, like, what are kids even buying nowadays?
Like, where the shit is garbanzo?
Ooh, how long did the curse of Michael Myers?
Bro, but we don't care about that.
We came here for a first office visit up here.
Derpy?
I heard someone use the word derpy that's why why would I sign oh my god what
Italian brainwashed 3d keychain. Oh, I'm 25 on this. Alright, I might as well just buy these then.
What's the pickaxe in front of me?
Oh, Pepsi, I'm not buying keychains.
Two, two, two, sword.
Okay, sure. I'll buy two of them.
Alright, I'll buy three of them.
Alright, I'll buy four of them.
Alright, I'll buy five.
I'm buying five. That's all you get out of it.
Okay, some treats for burger.
Oh, this is what I came here for.
We drove 20 minutes to buy fucking tongue, tongue, tongue.
So, whore fucking keychains.
key chains my tongue tongue tongue so
for no bottom someone in chat
so what if he's out front with search
Look at this guy bro. Italian sausage
brain
Cause when you sunshine you shine together
I don't fuck with my music bro
Alright, I guess we'll bring this to Marlon
You don't know how we're coming right?
Well I don't pay for that
Oh yeah, but fuck this man
I'm gonna tell the security guard to his face
I'm gonna tell him I'm not paying for this
You don't fuck with your mom's shit on him
How many did you buy?
5
I'll get that
We're looking for a tongue tongue tongue so hard
And if not I wasted $15 and more on Trulololo Trollololo Trollololo
And not even kidding, but that was actually Dr. Winniser who just talked to us.
That's the chip thing? The people? Doesn't people share them?
Hey, we're not paying for this.
No, we don't pay for shit for this.
26.
Let's just go this way, though.
Yeah, we should just check it out over there, though.
Let's just check out what this spot is.
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna have to self-check out here.
I'm living in a rich ass area, bro.
I'll be hurt try to cancel out with talkies. What is that? No smarts. Oh my god
No, I mean
I'm not paying for this bro, like you know me I'm not paying for this, I'm not paying
for this bro.
I'm not paying for this.
I'm not paying for this.
It's a bit free now and now, and it's cute.
Can you feel tongue-tongue-tongues in here?
OK, this one has it.
Actually, it was the other one.
This one, this one.
Pepsi, this one has tongue.
Oh, this one's actually tongue.
It's because it's actually tongue.
I don't feel like that's really tongue.
That's very tongue.
You know that's tongue.
No, it's not.
That's long, though.
Let me just check these out over here.
I'm not going to pay for it, though.
Someone said the punch check.
You're good on paying, though.
Oh.
We're not paying bro, can we get a W Ron for boycotting?
I'm not paying bro, I'm not paying bro, I'm not paying bro, I'm not paying.
What's that up there?
What's what?
Who's that right there?
That's a trend.
I look big.
Thanks for shopping.
I look big man thanks for shopping with us oh let's get out of here hey we don't
do receipts bro why are you touching that oh shit am I gonna get console
throw this away
Yeah, yeah, I got you
Hey, bro, walk security
Hey, fuck's kidding. Hey, fuck's already bro. We're not paying for shit. We're not paying for shit
Or you know back in the day I used to ride on these red balls like see them I just bounce over
Pepsi you look good, bro
Fuck. So we just drove 20 fucking minutes.
Hey! Thank you for opening my door, that was very kind.
That's actually fucking cute.
That's actually love, bro.
Are you ready?
Hi y'all, welcome to the pack opening.
Oh my God.
Pepsi, what are we looking for here?
We're looking for the Tung Tung Tung Soho, or the Tra-la-la, or Tra-la-la.
Okay, so, right...
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
There you go.
That's good.
All right, y'all.
So we're looking for the Tung Tung Tung Soho, 3D keychain plus meme sticker plus checklist.
Oh yeah, you got a sticker too.
Okay.
First, we need to do the sound test.
What does it sound like, Chad?
What does it sound like?
I'm gonna say Tung Tung Tung not respond.
Oh, I think this guy's waiting for me to leave.
I'm not leaving.
Keep waiting.
I think he's got a handicap thing.
Please, please, please.
Yo!
What?
I just happened to...
All right, listen, bro, tongue, tongue, tongue, some more.
Oh, hey, this one, I feel this one.
What do you see? What do you see? Actually, my God.
It's...
Oh my God!
Tra-la-la-la!
Bro, but...
What can I have?
You went...
Bro, we got tra-la-la-la-tral-a-lally-lally.
But is that good? I mean
It doesn't even look that bad
I mean, I mean bro Pepsi you really wanted or no. Yeah, like actually no. Yeah
Damn, but this was four dollars. I mean, okay. I mean, yeah
Yeah, there you go. All right. I mean, yeah, this guy's really gonna keep waiting. I'm not leaving. I'm in a URUS
All right, I mean now what are we now? What are we looking for?
Oh, they put a gift nice
Um, two, two, two, so far. Hold on.
This one feels like tongue-tongue-tongue. Hold on.
Hold on.
Everyone hold.
I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. It's...
Oh, my God.
What are you...
Absolutely just got this.
Double.
No, actually, we just got this.
Look, look, look.
Wow, now he's got a friend.
Actually, we just got this.
Is that the one on the TV, maybe?
Absolutely just...
Okay, now we can actually do it once we're...
Bro, fuck this scant-ass shit.
Look how many...it is to get a tongue-tongue-tongue.
There's like oh
But there's 16 different fucking things and also
This is promising. Okay, this was he's promising. I try looking for a tongue tongue tongue so or
Please
Fuck is that that's tongue tongue tongue
Oh my god, I got him!
I could cry right now, bro.
What?
Bro, don't cry.
Is there anything you've ever wanted before dying?
Bro, look at Tungtungtung's ass.
Wait, what the?
Whoa!
He's got a jiggle-jiggle-jiggle physics.
Hold on, I gotta fix it.
I don't think they three printed him right.
Oh, I know I got to be three to print that.
Yeah, this was $5.
I mean, it looks pretty good.
Mean what PSA is this you think like there's a little bit of scrape right here. It's not my favorite. I mean, but that could go on the yours
Keynote
Wow
On the yours
Bram in chat, is this a good look
Your tongue bro, you ever wanted to be on a yours key
This shipper Chad is this a first or did someone do this back in the day like is anyone ever done this like look
That's not even bad, bro. I mean that kind of looks good. No
Why we actually ever done bro, I mean brothers a little little last pack last part
Please another to oh
Oh, Ta Ta Soor!
Tung Tung's Tung's brother, that is crazy.
Who the fuck is this?
Who is that? We haven't saw it, man.
Who's Ta Ta Soor?
It's Tung Tung Soor mixed with kind of like cappuccino,
cappuccino maybe.
But why the fuck would I ever want this?
This isn't a real character.
It's like his little brother, that is.
Or a burlase, like what?
Smell that shit. It's all kind of funky.
Like who is this?
He's a random ass kid, bro.
Here, here, bet.
Ta Ta Soor? I already have a Ta Ta Soor.
I thought those were in cappuccino and cappuccino.
Okay, this one seems promising.
Come on.
Alright, this is a new one.
You think?
Yeah, yeah.
Hold.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh my god!
It's who I think it is.
Oh!
Oh, that was close!
It's cappuccino and cappuccino.
Wait, cappuccino and cappuccino.
That's a good quality too.
That's a good one.
That's a nice one.
Wow, that's a good line up.
That's a good quality.
That's actually good.
It's a grown ass kid bro.
Yo look at this bro.
This is good quality bro.
Like you are a grown ass kid.
I'm talking about a friend.
Nah.
You're a grown ass kid.
But there's a grown ass kid getting carried by his mom bro.
Yo should I offer him a cup of chino de patino?
That's pretty good though.
That's pretty nice.
Now shut up.
But is that like worthy to go in the keychain?
Like.
Ah lucky.
He's gotta stay on there.
It's the same light as her.
He said her down
Brush I throw the cappuccino at his head
For this like fire cuz look back you can put the key in like you see this if you like guard
He could just he could just like watch it. You know I'm saying and then this one, you know ladies
You've been working hard, bro. Really?
Ladies right, you know, this is for you, bro. There's a thanks bro. Yeah, that's a good one, too
I get some W. Ron's in the chance of hearts are bad
You think that'd be a good YouTube video?
Yeah, probably.
Like, you need to take a one out of ten or no?
That might be the first time toong-toong-toong's ever been pulled on camera.
Dude.
Alright, let's see how far this is.
Wee!
Oh, it's only 15 minutes away.
Oh.
Bro, why don't we just stop at, like, while we're at it?
Like, why don't we go to Broadlaw and, like, why don't we go make a mission out of this, no?
Dude, we can get a Costco lucky.
Bro, I'm banned from Costco.
Apparently you're not allowed to stick your fucking hands in the meats.
Oh.
Hello, I'm working.
Hi, um, are you at Target?
I just left, I just spent a bag.
You're in the parking lot, right?
No, no, no, no, I, um, I wasn't-
Oh, you're in the parking lot.
Can you give me a big favor
and run inside and buy smart seats
because they're $2.89 there instead of $3.95
at the other targets?
Yeah, I know, but I'm just, I'm working right now
and I could just like, just give me like a couple of minutes.
Like, so we already left Target,
but I did get something-
Well, you were in the pub, huh?
I got something really good for you.
It's better than smore sweets.
Oh, yeah.
Have you ever had a cappuccino mamba chino?
What?
Have you ever had a cappuccino bubba chino?
That's not a real thing.
What are you talking about?
You've never- Let's see what is it.
Cappuccino, what's this?
Have you ever had a cappuccino asesino?
Have you ever had a cholololo chololol?
I have a tongue tongue tongue so whore also if you'd like
Okay, I'd be honest would you still love me if I got a car accident my legs didn't work for the next 72 years
Would you if I if I got fucked up tomorrow, would you tell
Well, the only reason I lost is because I was...
I was...
Remember, we were in the backyard and there was like,
seven empty wheelchairs,
and it just made me laugh for no reason.
I'm sorry.
Okay, so if my legs were broken,
would you take care of me or no?
For 70 years?
Like if I was paralyzed, like down below?
But I need somebody to take care of me,
wash my ass, make me shower, help me shit.
Yeah, that's the only way to wash your ass.
You're his girlfriend, you got that shit, you love him.
Yeah, yeah.
I fucking love them so much, Lays, you do it.
You're the one who gets the moneys.
I just had to make sure you know.
I had to hear you say it.
Lays, you can touch them.
What are you doing when me and Rod are out?
Hey, jerk off!
You ran the rad, you dick!
Sorry.
So, you didn't answer my question.
Yeah.
I gotta go back to work.
Anything you want to say?
Yeah, can you get some sweet sweets, Lays?
Yeah, I can.
go right now we're gonna head to it right now
is lucia calling you? who's lucia? why are you getting one call from lucia? what is that?
uh like lu- uh you know the pokemon lu- luca luca you know luca? like luca from the basketball
team like Luca Tim?
Luca Tim?
Will you still love me?
Bro, wait and do that bro.
Now I got it broken up like bro.
Nice.
No.
Bro, you're actually weird bro.
Like bro, you're actually so weird bro.
Bro, tongue tongue tongue will support me.
I don't tell anyone.
Damn bro, traffic's 11 minutes.
That's the whole car driver right now, it's traffic.
Why can't we just like invent a flying car?
Flying tongue tongue tongue sewhors they said.
Sorry.
Should I offer my cappuccino buppuccino?
Probably.
Damn, bro. I kind of just want to check up on them.
Bro, is there a reason my nose is still like...
...fucked in this part? Like, how do I fix it?
You know, since we moved into Calabasas, by the way,
Remember how I told you when I got like, I feel like a pain sharp here?
Yeah.
Bro, you know what's still there?
It's because you sniffled so much.
It's because you sniffled so much.
Wait, it's because I sniffled so much?
It's because you always, instead of blowing your nose, you just suck it up your nose.
Oh, it's because instead of blowing, you always suck your nose.
I suck on my nose.
My name's Mercy and I'm fucking...
That's what I thought.
I'm almost turning into a police officer for a second.
Wait, why, bro?
Because I hate it, bro.
But buddy guys hate each other
But we're supposed to all be friends like imagine the day that you see that like Pepsi just done like I just go on bro
You're gonna be sad
What how much your buddy pal
Yeah, that almost caused a fucking
murder scene
Who's over there buddy?
Bro look this problem is holding him because he's gonna be comfort. I
I get ass. Yo who made Tung Tung Tung Sohoor? Like imagine how mad they are?
Bro they created like a billion dollar idea and they don't even get any money.
Like it's probably like a dumb ass kid too.
I mean it's A.I. It's not real.
What?
That's what makes them so good is they're just A.I. generated in a slob.
Bro but it's Tung Tung Sohoor.
What's the internet out there?
What?
But you know I haven't had internet in like years?
I'm so dead ass.
Wait Drake?
What?
Look, Drake law firm.
Oh, it is Drake.
Do you see him on the building?
We do.
He says Drake.
Do you think he's in there?
Bro, no.
Drake hit my phone.
He's not.
He's in Toronto right now.
He's with DT.
Bro, I was at this fucking club in Toronto,
and I did.
I was gonna kick that on my section
because Drake was there.
Really?
Yeah.
She was so, like, insane.
I had to call Aiden.
Wait, that's kind of war.
Yeah.
She was like...
I was at this Don Toliver concert,
and this guy, like, came out
and he was, like, performing the music.
There was, like, three songs and stuff like that.
I didn't know he was really into all regram.
I've heard of that guy.
That guy beefed with Kendrick Lamar.
Yeah, he's better than Kendrick Lamar though.
That Kendrick Lamar guy, he did the half-time show at the president's game for that one sports ball shirt.
Yup, for the ice hockey Super Bowl.
No, for the winter classic.
Oh, that is what it was.
Yup.
You should be crying.
Anyways, Pepsi, you know I went to a winter classic once?
Yes I did, I have pictures.
It was the Rangers versus the Flyers I think.
I think it was that team versus that team.
I think the Flyers lost because they're fucking ass.
Bro, they need Wayne Gretzky and stable an auto back on the team.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
You know Wayne Gretzky used to be the ass.
Who's your favorite Flyers player?
He used to be the rushing goalie.
Does anyone know his name?
I used to be addicted to him.
him on God does anyone know his name
rose a Russian goalie close Nathan
who the fuck's Nathan oh briskolov yeah
nice to be my favorite player cuz I met
him like 10 times he used to live in
cherry-ho he's a pretty nice dude used
to come over for dinner once more he was
fucking huge like he was huge not
I'm not kidding.
Three miles away.
See?
You just made it worse.
What?
What?
Bro, so what am I supposed to do?
Just blow my fucking nose?
Yeah, if you watch...
Now that I've pointed it out, everyone in the chat's gonna notice it,
and you do that like every 10 minutes.
Yeah, it's like a tick.
It's like a tick.
And that's why your note here,
your whole head is congested.
Please, I don't want to hear about talking about ticks
when you every fucking five minutes
have to take a hit from your pen.
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and debunk that.
First of all, I have nothing wrong with that, I'm enjoying that too.
What was up with that defensive lash out right there?
Okay, so what's the problem?
I just react.
No, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, who's that calling?
Is that Lucio?
Oh, you're like tweaking right now.
You need to reset your cortisol and go do a 2K face scan.
Holy fucking gas site.
You know what, Brogues, I need my cappuccino, but I need my cappuccino.
I already gave it to Pepsi, bro.
What do you mean you already gave it? Give me that shit!
Oh, he's doing a money spread over there.
See that?
That's probably cool, like a middle school or like an elementary school.
Your girlfriend?
What about her?
That's her?
That's her great she's the best I've ever given her for.
Okay, that's actually not where you park.
Hey, you can't park there, bro.
Oh yeah, open your door, you stupid fuck!
That's how we're coming evil. I would have straight up took that door off.
Yeah, bro.
No, my girlfriend's loose now.
Bro, if I have to go to the strip club for 15 hours for part of a mission, I have to do that.
Like how are you gonna be mad at me?
Like bro, why the fuck would GTA 6 make the strip club mission a day long of real time?
Oh, sorry about that.
Why would they make it the whole fucking story?
Bro, you know there's a secret, like there's a Easter eggs where we have to debunk
all the Easter eggs.
Wait, they're all on the streets now.
I got a good stream idea.
Oh my god.
GTA V IRL version and we can go shoe shopping IRL.
Well that's actually not a bad idea but we can like we can like hype it up for GTA 6.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like just that's a good content though.
Like see no one-
It's like a sponsored stream.
Like no one can be mad at that.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like bro, oh hyping up GTA 6 for the good content.
It's like oh Chad what would you all rather me do?
Desktop stream or IRL shoe store?
Like bro, good content always wins.
Yeah.
Let us.
Will you still love me when I am older and no longer young?
Bro, I'm not going to lie. I want to do a mukbang of Rhino pills.
Can that murder me? You remember the one time you almost made me take liquid heroin?
Who?
You! Me? You don't remember? We went, we ironed our gas station. Who was it with us? Me, you, Jason? I think it was Max, maybe?
No, it was Max. It was a gas. We were on the golf cart.
Yeah, bro, and everyone's like oh try this like new thing that's going blue shit. Yes
It was like soul just at the gas station apparently it kills people
Wait, I was like, bad, yeah.
I got an ATOM.
Really?
Can't be like that.
Bro, I just wanna own...
What's that one car from GTA that has the ramp on the front?
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, it's the, uh, Thanos arm.
No, come on, bro.
Actually, I know it's tall, but I don't want to name it.
It's like the ramp of Buggy or some shit.
I don't know, but I wish I had that.
Cause I get to murder everyone on the street right now and get to my destination.
That body cam game about to play off stream
Like I'm gonna play that game with you if you're trying to role play though, I'll play but you have to role play
You know if you face scan yourself into that game the sales would go crazy. Why?
People don't want to hurt me that's you gotta realize I'm like a sex icon. I'm a fucking fashion statement
All type of shit, bro
Yeah
What are you doing at work?
Tell them what you're not allowed to talk to other boys, but I tell you
Why is the sky so clear up?
Okay, do Nathan
All right, I'm almost there
Don't don't talk so horrors kidding me calm. I can't do nothing
Well, I'm actually excited. Maybe what do you think you think I should play GTA 5 no pixel
They might
Facecam or no facecam I like watching no facecam cuz like facecam kind of ruins it's a really immersion
Bro, but like do I have to actually be serious like
Can I do it? It's not like
It's just like not being yourself you just gotta actually be someone else you can if your character is a retard then you can be a retard
That's not that shout in the first heist with the special needs literally imagine you're just the fucking
Yeah
I don't like I don't like weird timing, but like a lot of drug gifts. I eat that haircut
So what he's a hog rider now he's bold long god. Why would he want to go bald?
Bro being bald was one of the worst decisions I ever did. No, it was actually
No, it was terrible and I was so itchy. I got pit bulls. I got burnt on my head
What else I felt sticky on my fucking head it felt weird going out public people just stared at me I looked chopped
Like bro in two mile. I only did that for five hundred thousand dollars
like I
Don't know that's not me
Sammy
You know
Everyone you were buzzed. Yeah, it was crazy time to be alive. I was my humiliation ritual though
Yeah, it's okay. We all go through remember. I got side by brother Mark
Everyone's got to do something bro. That's why we're both with Elijah Walker and the 33 Club Freemason
I don't know what you just said and I don't know anything he's been but now we're in a tech talk probably somewhere
I still don't know who this Elijah Walker guy is and what is a 33 Club? What is that?
Just the shit I be seeing bro. Have you put like bang or someone's over the videos though so if we get me hooked
What is it?
Just some like Illuminati bullshit. I know it a Freemason. That's like the Illuminati
Yeah, it's like all that shit
But I'm not a part of that don't get a mistake in chat
Bro, they told me I was on this one fucking thing back in the day. It's like the like Jinx. He was on it, too
Apparently fuck someone in the chat probably knows what it is Richie used to always say it
Fucking
No
No, it's like I forget what it's called
What is the bohemian grope bro look at you try to like you don't know bro
I looked it up once and it looked like a ritual on an island, but I don't know if it's fake footage
It's like YouTube footage don't talk about they're like on the island. It's like
Kind of got me scared. They put like the haunted music on it
I look like a fucking dork with these glasses
Oh shit, should we get like a little one out of ten on YouTube?
Should I- my last YouTube live video was I Left Core, so this video would be called I
Moved Into A New House, and then we'd just do a house store and there'd be a based
on it.
Yeah, we started a new group.
Oh my god, that's actually a good house store.
That's actually a good chat-a-siggy here.
Get on that, get on that, get on that.
We're literally gonna be here in two minutes. Everyone relax. It says 1.1 mile.
You see, to that or we go to Bohemian Grove, y'all?
My stomach hurts from that ice cream. One love.
What would happen if I just went full fucking forces?
Well, like fuck all you guys bro
See that's how I drive place
He's gonna say fuck it sometimes
Rucket CVG with the crop is the miss me hockey jeans
Can you put me on to smart card?
sure
I'm gonna send you shit tomorrow
But I don't want to work work somewhere like I want to be hit like I don't want to be hit
I just want to be him or about to be here
Guys someone go to Drew's offline China say he's here
One God
What allegations
Drew has allegations
What the fuck did he do
Sound god, he's live now, I actually would believe that
I
Drew's a piece of shit
You make a good car quick wish
Yeah
God you fucking a dork
What's it?
What are you calling a door?
Bro, I'm about to be here, bro.
Make sure my Wi-Fi's good, bitch.
Yo, yo.
That'll be the fucking Wi-Fi, man.
Yo, yo.
Yo, house service.
You're fine.
You're fine.
Yo, house service.
Yo, bro, can I do a house store?
It's like you got like a little one out of ten on YouTube.
You want to check out my house?
Yeah, bro.
Can I show it to you?
Yeah, hold on.
Hold on.
Be careful here.
Wait for me down for now a little bit.
Big straight footer.
Big straight footer doesn't know.
Mods kill the president.
What?
Don't joke like that?
That's how you get on a watch list.
The fuck is this girl looking?
Can I show it?
That's your phone.
Uh, just go to the front.
All right, take that one.
This is going to be my new house.
Oh, for a little YouTube video?
Yo, yo, yo YouTube welcome to my new house tour
You know recently you guys saw the last video. I left core
Little 1.3 million views on the video today. I'm joining my new friends and honestly this is my new house, bro
This is my new house tour. I just bought this house. It cost me about how much it cost me, Drew
This right here
Here four point three million four point three million dollars, you know
This is just what I do bro. You know I spend a lot of money. I make a lot of money, but all the end of the day
Yeah, let's go check out my house, bro. Should we check out my house? Yeah?
Yeah, you know, so this is my house tour this is obviously the big house
What are y'all doing here
What the fuck is Samuel Tay says, bro?
Yo, y'all have to get on the fucking game.
Like, what are y'all doing?
We're taking a break.
We're taking a break, bro.
How close did you guys get to win it?
I mean, we're pretty close.
Wait, what are you got right now?
We're about to get a Minecraft.
We know damn well you've been playing Minecraft.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
What was that last year when I just happened?
I'm just doing my house first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, y'all, so this is my living room right here.
This is my beautiful home, this is my beautiful house.
A lot of shit everywhere, really nice, really nice.
These are my cereals, this is my stuff's name.
This is my chicken right here, you know what I'm saying?
I just eat okay.
We got a W in the shirt.
This is like chicken for a death.
Yeah, this is like my lemon.
Sour, bro.
These are fake, bro.
They're fake. They're not real.
Obviously over here, we have my water supply, now this is a really nice spot, you know, this
means a lot to me, it's very modern, it's what I love, you know what I'm saying?
Trish on the backyard?
Trish on the backyard?
Trish on the backyard.
Is it not?
I love the Frichard Shudder.
So these are my two special needs for you.
I knew one was good looking, one is not.
What are they wearing here?
The Frichard is in.
The Frichard?
You guys call it the Frichard.
Now this, this is my favorite part. You're probably wondering, Ron, for $5 million, what
are you getting? Obviously we have my beautiful pool here. It's actually amazing. This is
one of my biggest pools ever. You know what I'm saying? I mean, look at this. Look how
beautiful this is. We've got 15 feet deep. Nothing crazy. Nothing too much. Nonetheless,
it's really nice though. It's really nice. You know, obviously we have some beautiful
grass here. We get a W grass in the chat. We have a beautiful kitchen stove outside.
Also, sometimes if you're lucky, you can get the good lighting. Come here.
Like, what do I look? Is this my golden hour?
Yeah, come here. Can I show you something cool? That only the viewers and you get to see?
Like, I don't usually show this on my house stories, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Um, so this is my campfire.
So late at night, I'll be coming here and, you know, tell camp stories, do whatever I need to do.
This is my spot, you know?
Um, beautiful bushes.
Uh, no one can see. No one can see inside here.
Um, what else do you want to see?
to talk to you bro. Oh I'm down to see you ever. Oh okay come here let's keep moving.
It's a beautiful house. It is nice. Over here we have...
Wow very interesting. You're probably wondering what word this is this is kind
That's about the life. This is my living room kitchen area
across from it is
Holy shit
Across from it is this you know what I'm saying just in case you know
Just in case I have any intruders, you know what I'm saying
Very nice very nice very nice
I can get banned on youtube, you know, it's okay. It's actually a pretty cool B&B
I mean I need a house my house
Damn, bro. Should I start investing more money?
This is weak. This is beautiful, bro.
Wow.
Hey, how's it going, bro?
Bro, you guys still got, like, days left.
I don't know. One night.
We got one night.
What are they really about to eat Minecraft right now?
Did you guys catch any Minecraft first time?
I think so. I think so, yeah.
Okay, good. On to...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I've got it all mashed up, I'm gonna be honest.
They're all super solid, but some cereal sucks, but yeah.
This is the best cereal, by the way.
Cookie Chris, try as much as you want me to send these up.
This is a classic.
Okay, so what would you put?
What would you put in the number one?
Chat Facts or no. This is the best cereal.
I'll be cinnamon toast.
Cheerios is ass if you don't have strawberries.
I don't even know what happened to these.
Pro.
Which one have you not tasted?
I like these ones.
Golden Grams.
I don't know what Golden Grams is.
That is good.
Reese's Puffs is pretty peak.
Yes.
How do you know this is so good?
Reese's Puffs is like the goats there.
Like I could suck on this all day.
Fruit Loves.
Uh huh.
Except they're soggy.
They suck soggy.
Oh, no.
They suck.
They suck.
They suck.
They suck.
They suck.
They suck.
They suck.
They suck.
They suck.
This is the one, they're not that one. That's what you meant, right?
Bro, look at that.
You got a punch.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Not him, but the guy.
I don't want to be in guy's head, man.
It's a trick.
No, I don't fuck you. Fucking spectrum.
And every meatonist, they have fiber, and then they become their fucking spectrum.
There's Twitch VODs. There's Twitch VODs that will be testing the internet here.
They're saying, for the TIP.
You leaked the IP?
Yeah, you did.
Who doesn't have the IP?
I heard you installed the wrong code.
Yeah, I did. That one was up to.
I downloaded it.
Thank you.
No, so I was literally in the room, and I had my YouTube stream dashboard open, and
he just clips the back arrow and shows the screen in the IP address.
It's not only the last black flag. It's back from right down.
I'm just exploring that black... You guys have so much cereal.
Yeah, I know.
Can I check? Maybe we broke the shower upstairs so the water doesn't...
Hang on, can I go check?
The water in the shower doesn't work.
Alright, I'll just mess up my second part of my house tour after leaving Cora.
Yep.
That's a beautiful house!
This is nicer, bro. I'm not gonna work here.
How much is this house?
Bro, you're gonna want to buy it.
I might buy it.
What's down there?
The 3.5 is not bad.
It is not bad.
What's that?
The neighborhood.
The neighborhood's kinda bad.
We're on a trip back there.
It's pretty nice up.
Wait, another setup?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is your wall a setup?
I mean bro, this is my um...
It's actually like a lot of different rooms.
Okay, so this is my bedroom.
I'm just kidding. This is my guest. This is where all my guests sleep. So come in. Come in. Don't be shy
So obviously a ginormous plant. That's abnormally large in my corner right here
And then we also have
My beautiful sink. This is my clone that I mainly use
You know, this is not a leap obviously. This is my this is my clone. I believe this is true
Well, so don't be copying that
You know, let's keep moving
You wanna keep moving with me?
Over here, we also have another room, you know, this is another guest room if you're ever feeling guesty.
Bro, this room is really nice though, yeah.
Like for a guest to come by, to peek the ceilings, to peek the length, to peek the wood.
I mean, Chad, what do you think about this light skin of the wood?
What do you think?
This is the type of house I would live in.
It's a good style of house.
But, what do you call this type of house?
It's a little too modern.
Is that what it is?
Modern?
I mean, it is pretty modern.
Is that what it's called?
I don't know all the wood is nice, but it's just too new
It's fucking stinky
Bro, this is a beautiful house. I love the lighting in here like no bullshit
Wait, can I go into the Minecraft room?
Can I go in the Minecraft room?
So over here it's they got minecraft
You know, this is a nice tree
I don't even think this is in the frame. I think it's just put up this thing. Oh, so I'm gonna go chub. Wait, what?
Okay, this is kind of Pete darling, look
I can't shut the door though door doesn't shut because of the wire on the ground
We didn't think of that. You're not to move the wire to the corner of the door bar. Yeah, that's not gonna work
Oh shit
Remember from your last PL here. I forgot to put it on the wall. Oh, you didn't give it low key
Listen, case you ever need this. That's pretty good for a good blue free blue. It's pretty nice
Wait, so I start their hardcore minecraft server and I died that count. Oh my god. You should go at least his Twitter
Make it sweet. This is Twitter. Oh my god
You should feel like
We gotta make this like 15 minutes, 20 minutes, so.
Okay, so here's a very nice room.
Now you're probably wondering, what is this?
Yeah, so this is my wet paint art part.
So basically, this is supposed to resemble my feelings.
So I'm a little schizophrenic, so in the middle of the night,
sometimes I take a paint brush and this is one of the creations I made.
This is called Lost in Time.
Do you understand it?
No, but you explain it to me.
Oh
Oh
Hello, but the same can tweet me and ring got a crib together man time five by making the others next year
I'm gonna fuck around to be your landlord from Monty
Your money bro, I'll buy that house and raise the rent you understand me and then kick you guys out
And put a family of fucking four with one single mother and put the rent to five thousand dollars a month to fuck her over
watch how you talk to me
you see me just calling my phone?
whoa that's kind of swaggy what the fuck
no well i gotta make this video longer so
can you believe it um over here of course we have another one this one's a little bit of
quality room now this is usually my room it's the master um obviously i like to sleep on wood
to remind myself to be humble okay so this is japanese imported wood straight from japan
And this is beautiful wood.
Beautiful little room going on over here.
And then, of course, we have my bathtub
for some reason with the microphone and a camera.
Usually I'm on some freaky shit.
Like, I'm on some weird shit recently,
but I mean, it's okay.
Let's go check out my Cologne collection, yeah.
This house is weird, bro.
Yeah, I don't really like this house.
It's like weird now.
This is me alone.
Okay.
Oh, come here.
This is my balcony where I pee sometimes.
And look, there's actually no door here.
This is just for show.
Oh.
You know, this is actually a really good balcony.
As you can see, we have a really beautiful view.
This is actually really nice.
You get to see a lot.
Like here, right here,
we got to show it from this side right here.
The show from like that.
Like look how beautiful that is.
Like, like, bro.
The best part is like seeing over it
because you get to see like everything.
You know what I'm talking about?
Did you get what I'm talking about or not?
Yeah, it looks pretty nice.
You get to see everything.
Let's keep moving that way up.
Let's keep moving that way up.
Is it good?
Hold on, let me just...
Hey, Pepsi!
Hey, Pepsi, I'm trying to do my housework.
I'm...
Oh, it's soundproof.
333 Mason. Symbolism.
This is Aisho's feet.
What is that?
What is he doing, bruh?
Bro, Pepsi, let us in!
Well, let me in
Pull the question
Let me in open the door. I don't want your trullo trullo. Look bro. Look
Well, he's a grown-ass man really you know, bro five up this
I'll fuck this.
Bro, let me in!
Bro, I have content to make!
Let me in!
Hey bro, I see your stupid fucking toy!
Hey bro, do you see that this shit's funny?
Do you see that this shit's a joke food?
Oh, you guys are laughing.
Okay, keep laughing bro, I'm gonna jump.
Is that what y'all want?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm not doing this, bro.
I can't even jump this, look at this.
I can't even see fucking over this.
No, Pepsi bro, I gotta create my content.
Well, I gotta make content.
I make content.
Oh my...
Bro, bro, like, what's just us three, then?
Do you think I put a flashlight in this little guy?
Probably.
Bro, this is not Tong Tong Tong Soho, is it?
Like, that is not him.
Who the fuck is this, bro?
Okay guys, we're actually doing a giveaway right now for a Lamborghini Urus with a
Tong Tong Tong Soho added to it.
All you gotta do is drop one gift that's up and you're automatically entering the
giveaway.
if you want to get this up and drop me if you want me to go fuck myself yo can
we get in but he actually left us we actually left us so what do you want to
do here just chill are we honest my grip your shit would you be turned on yeah
like what the fuck is this bro yo I got it in my house store I want to go
I don't want to!
I don't want to!
Bro, let me...
Bro, come on!
Bro, Betsy locked me out more!
I'm just a baby!
I'm just a baby!
Marla, let me in!
Bro, I'm just a baby!
Marla, look!
Bro, let me in!
Yeah, you're sexy, bro.
You look good, bro.
You be doing makeup?
Bro, stop!
Bro, let me in, bro. I gotta get my video out.
It's on their name. Just break the door.
I'll try it.
It doesn't matter. See if you need it.
You can see it. Give me some skin.
It's not good. Give me some skin.
Bro, you look good, bro. You got makeup on?
No, I don't got makeup on.
Maybe you got better looking, right?
Bro.
Yeah.
Thanks, guys.
What y'all doing right now?
Y'all better kill Minecraft?
I'm here.
We're about to.
Any tips and tricks or no?
Yeah, bro.
Just don't die.
Also, just don't go up to the creepers.
And yeah, this is going to be your first time
playing hard for Minecraft.
No second time.
No, the first time you guys had a sectioned high.
OK, it was just fall.
No, it was not.
No, it was not.
I'm standing on this.
Lacey wanted to.
Whoa!
Yo!
I've said it both of us.
Yo!
Oh no.
Nooo.
Lime's nobody that's gonna get ass.
It's like, that's disgusting.
That is actually disgusting.
What is that?
It's a fucking re-oreal rhesus.
So that's what he uses?
Yeah.
It smells not nice.
Would he be mad if I like-
Whatever she has this to like, bro.
Wait, so you guys all been showering together?
I'm gonna use money. Yeah, it doesn't work. So you guys think you're gonna get out tonight or not? Oh, it's not
You're gonna die. I don't think I'm gonna die. But like well, I'm not gonna be honest like okay
Don't lie. Don't read the chat cuz the chat's probably gonna agree with me
Bar you are you all gonna are y'all gonna sell for content or you're gonna try to beat it swear
I'm hand-on-bible. I'm not some content. I don't think you guys are gonna be the first try
I've done is if you sat down right now and locked in and actually want to beat it you could be there yes
Hardcore, first try.
Yeah, I did it last time when you guys did it, and I actually did hardcore.
First try.
Yeah, you don't remember? I didn't talk about it.
I know, I remember.
Yeah.
How many did it take you? Like 3 hours?
Like 5.
So if we really want it right now, we can beat it.
Like actually, if we actually try it.
No, you'll probably die to some bullshit.
Yeah.
I don't know, does Lacy's chat think he can do it?
Does your chat think you can do it?
Oh, watch it? No, hell no.
I didn't know why, I didn't know.
I want you to play Fortnite, but you're really good.
Bro, I'm trying to talk to you bro, no I didn't, I'm elected.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
You're just like, we're like, what's this guy all fours doing?
Yeah, I watched this guy rolling around.
We're scared of a dead body.
If I rock these glasses, be honest.
I don't need it for my vision.
Is it blue light or?
No, it's only good.
Can I turn it off?
I'm not sure, I'm not okay.
My eyes didn't look huge, no?
Bro, those glasses are actually...
Fire, those look good.
What?
Those glasses are actually tough.
Where'd you get them?
Where'd you get them?
Those like, those gotta be like...
Tollers holy shit
Sky's you buy with the nose on
Now I'm seeing it I'm seeing it. I'm not gonna. I don't know people would have gotten his arm
No, it's not boys. No, maybe no more. This is an AP no, bro
We're doing like Fitbits, you know
We're talking about steps and shit
Okay
So where did they see you go?
Oh, a little bathroom break
Oh, okay, alright
But yeah, Minecraft is doing
As you can see the Starlings on the
Oh yeah, bro, that's where they are
There's three Starlings
Three Starlings
Wait, so why didn't you get the Wi-Fi?
We could use
So when I got the Airbnb
Bro, it was your fault though
You went live instead of working
No, no, when I got the Airbnb
They said, yeah, we have five or great speeds
Yeah, yeah, we get to get here fucking 20 upload speeds
I'm just trying to be a streamer now. Are you trying to be a employee still?
I just want to not try to be a streamer, bro.
I don't know. I mean, I just...
I mean, you tell me, bro.
I mean, bro, we thought it was a message, bro.
I was pretty bad.
You solved the wrong call at duty.
Okay, I'll take blame for it, but the call at duty I solved
had Warzone.
And that's why I thought it was Warzone.
Also, I've never played it, so...
Oh, I ended up seeing it.
Damn, Marlon, it's almost your birthday.
Yeah, bro. It's your birthday on the 7th.
Yeah, I know, dude. I know.
What are we doing, guys?
I'm going to get the same tattoo as you so we can match very well.
I actually like that.
I'll have to do a lot.
I'll go with you, bro.
We guys know what we're doing.
Bro, I want to do something for your birthday.
But you're going to be in this house.
No, I am not.
Bro, we got...what is it?
Five days?
You got like two days.
Dude.
Bro, it's not time to fly in water right now.
What is it?
It's September 7th.
It's not my fucking birthday.
I've heard that before.
I mean, are you going to be here?
Yes.
No, no, no. I'm leaving by myself.
Alright, bro. We can go do something.
Alright, so you didn't know who?
I'm down here, no who. Lomali who, maybe?
That's where no one is.
Alright, bro.
You see this, though? Like, peep the sound boxes or whatever.
No fucking way. I've seen no way.
Can you like that?
With a baseball bat, that's like, you're weird shit.
Bro, I know you're bored of this shit. You're ready to get out of here.
You are so bad at games, I know you're...
I think it's fun to play Lacey's good so it's probably more fun for him. You are just ass. I gotta be honest
I should play Call of Duty more you try just you I saw you take fall damage
You thought oh, I thought it's like for tonight. I thought it pops a glider for people. I died to fall
I know 20 fourth office of peace Kobe. He's our he's our savior today, so I'm like, well you're losing your mind
If you hop on a game right now, he's fun. Yeah, I think it's
I can't believe you guys showed the war zone.
I think everyone in the chat can agree.
Four guys probably fun to watch.
War zone is just like, how did you guys win?
I didn't watch it.
I think we were just like lucky.
How many kills did you guys get?
51, right?
51?
What is it, a bot lobby?
I don't know, wait, what did we get?
51?
I retribute.
We're saying 53 in the chat.
53 kills it.
Oh, you were...
Oh, 50.
That boy's had a V-Piano and then...
I don't know how to fucking V-Piano.
Yeah, you're not cheering up to...
Pressure counts.
Pressure counts?
Yeah, it's...
Put a little fudge and I'll shoot him back.
Yo, Lason!
Larry's here.
Oh, God.
You all think you're gonna beat this first shot?
Yes.
My ass is never, are you gonna sell for tons of it?
I owe my soul, like, if you sell content.
I won't. I want to win. I want to get out of here.
I understand, man.
I don't want to win, bro.
Why are you laughing?
It's the first time I've made hardcore Minecraft.
I know.
But, okay, what's the difference between hardcore and what we play?
Yeah, can you actually tell us?
Yeah, so you guys know how you got hit by a skeleton, and it did half a heart?
Yeah.
Yeah, it does like four hearts.
They were on medium mode with the heart of the texture back.
So what is that? So how?
So if you get hit by a zombie, it's gonna do like three hearts.
That's not even bad.
Instead of half a heart.
Even if we have armor?
I don't know.
But it's going to be a whole different video game.
Yeah.
You also lose food more.
Oh, god.
But is it the exact same thing?
Like, we're not allowed to.
I mean, it's the same game.
But you know, I say, I'll hold up a shield and win, like,
you know, the shield's full.
Are the skeletons shoot faster?
Yeah.
I mean, eventually, try another one.
Yes.
How do you know that?
All right.
We're not going to be awake during that time.
What do you mean?
What?
As soon as we see a skeleton, we're going in our beds.
And we're going to sleep no matter what.
What button?
Jade.
Do you want a torch to have?
I don't know.
You're just sleeping in the night?
Yeah, you were just such a mod.
Oh, make sure you go to bed in the nether.
Seriously.
It's easy way to start a new life.
You get free ender girls.
Okay.
You got that life.
No, no, please don't do that.
Please do not sleep in the nether.
Bro, when you get to the nether, just know that your whole chance is going to be
canned, tied, or tied, or ZZZ, like they want you to sleep in the nether.
You don't want to sleep in the nether.
Damn, I can't wait to see them do farming for endermen.
That's going to be pretty fun.
This is when we could do when they get stuck in the boats.
Yeah, yeah.
It's easy.
If we just walk up to them, put a little boat down.
Yeah, it's all right.
Yeah, yeah.
So you think you're going to get out tonight?
You're going to be dragging tonight?
No, I think we're going to prep tonight, and then tomorrow.
Tomorrow morning, we'll hit it.
Realistically, if you guys know how to do the totem form,
I don't even know how to do that shit.
You could probably win.
I would reset it, but I've never,
I didn't even know what it was, totem.
I don't mean, I've never had a totem in the game.
I don't know how it works.
I don't know if that exists.
Do you know how that exists?
I don't know how worse because they had how many speed I like
They have like 18 of the guy
Yeah, but speed like said my head shot to do three and then got killed. It was pretty funny actually. Yeah. Oh God
What do you what does it try and even do though?
It's like when you die like
In your hand, right? Yeah, you can put it in like your other hand. You're all
Worst case scenario you guys restart and then to take another 40 hours to get back to it
What are you talking about? We're going to have to have an American on?
Yeah, once you guys play the game?
We're taking about 20% of our revenue from the marathon.
We're going to Vegas.
How are you guys going to get there?
JSS.
Well, the marathon might be done tonight.
We're going to go tomorrow.
I fucking hope so.
Nah, I look here when I watch you play World of the Night, the game is freaking hot.
Like, hand playing Warzone?
It's the most fun I had was playing Warzone.
Yeah, because you guys...
Warzone is more fun.
I'm doing either but now I'm looking at from level I look you want to see you guys die my crap
So you go like five more days like you should miss his birthday, but if I change you say on my birthday
I'll jump off that guy brother if we die
This is my new shit. Oh no. Oh
Yeah, there's a lot of people in my chat once like Nicholas Fosco
No, bro imagine how are you gonna be
You're going to be 25.
That's 28.
Bro, you're a quarter of a way of being 100.
You're half of 50.
You're closer to 50.
You're not going to be your own birthday singer.
Or not.
You probably are.
There's no chance.
Even if you got my credit card, go right back to being like 20 minutes or as an
important thing.
You realize a lot of these get harder.
You know, what?
You're like 20 or something.
It was all right.
It took you guys on a normal load of like two days.
Five days.
Yeah, five minutes.
One of the ones you're not losing the game.
But now I'm like, look at that.
See you got a craft of pickaxe?
Yeah, it's two zigs.
And what?
Wood.
Yeah, bro, I wish y'all the best of luck, man, you know?
Oh, thank you, bro.
I appreciate that.
I'll be sure to hate watch.
Yeah, like what?
Yeah.
We're going to be at the end of some speedrun again,
you mean?
You guys aren't going to be at the end today.
There's not a minute shot.
Like, I'm dead, I'm serious.
I think I can, like, I'm not going to be like,
I actually don't want to play that game,
but I could go home and play it and be the first try.
Can you beat it for like 40 minutes?
I beat it for one time before I go for it.
I guess you guys, it was five hours.
All right, so when you're beating it for 40 minutes,
like, how do you watch that speed run it?
No, I'm thinking this, how do we find
the different volume in 40 minutes?
Get back.
There's luck, right?
Lates, come on, it is luck.
Another one.
Oh, look.
Do you watch that speed run it?
You gotta sleep.
I'm telling you.
I'm dead ass serious.
Why are you smiling when you say that?
Because you don't believe me.
When you're sleeping another,
I see it go for speedrun. See about it.
You can speedrun easily.
How does this work?
How much does it cost?
It's a nice piece of paper.
Yeah, how much dollar purchase that she she says speed speed for mine crap. It's a nice beat bro
Hey, I'll see you on fucking 7th, but I will see tomorrow
We're tonight, you know
What's your the best of luck bro?
Bro, don't
Hey, listen the child was to see content
Don't win it first try
Bro die
Just ruin his whole day just no no get ask go in the game right when you're in just die instantly
I mean oh sure nothing's a matter because lazy to someone so you got to like take Lacey out and then you die
We are never just like an accident mind a block. I remember what I mean to do that. It's them off make them drown in lava
Oh make these shit about you right
Fucking right, I'm making this shit about me, guys, come on, let's get into this shit.
So why do you guys set different sexes?
Well, I thought it would be a pretty good idea to switch, uh, switch biome from real life.
You hear me?
Are you ready or what, dude?
I changed my mind.
What?
I don't want to do it all around.
No, please don't.
I need to speedrun.
Yeah.
I need to speedrun.
I'll see you on your birthday, bro.
No, bro, we can do it.
Bro, what's the first time you speedrun?
It wasn't first out.
It was the same steps you speed run down.
You got a wooden pickaxe.
Hypothetically, if you want to speed run, all you need is iron for iron tools.
You got to get out of here.
You got to get out of here.
Egg knots, right?
Egg knots.
Nope.
And then you got to find...
Oh, you guys are perfect for the Nether.
What does it call it in the Nether?
The Sleep Challenge?
No, no, no.
Not that time.
This is a good challenge, though.
Make sure you sleep in the Nether.
The vinyl.
You know what it's called.
What is it called?
The Tray Gold?
The Tray Gold.
Go up to the piglets, the golden axe, if you try to attack a golden axe, but not a golden
sword, golden axe, brother, guarantee you a win.
There's a method I saw in TikTok, you farm a little hole and the piglets all go into
the hole and you kill them and then you can trade.
Oh yeah, you'll probably do that for a shot.
Seriously.
You kill them or you trade?
Oh, you see what I'm holding?
Triple T?
Yep.
Shout out.
Big fucking triple T.
What the fuck?
Oh, okay.
What's the shark on the top?
Shark or two to each other?
I'll tell them I will try the law, actually.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
What's the other one called?
Wait, do you have a TZ?
Do you have a TZ, too?
No, I pulled one.
I got one.
Who's your guy?
This is Tata's to work.
Tata?
This is brother.
Tata?
Tata?
What's that one called?
This is a cappuccino S.C.
Wow.
Wow.
Is he a prisoner or something?
I don't know.
I can't say I'm lying.
I can't say I'm lying.
Alright, so we should be in the field, we just did it.
Alright bro, alright.
Just checking out that whole area.
That's pretty nice Christmas skin.
Do you want anything for the road? No worries.
Okay, thank you.
I'll make this one.
What is this?
I love them.
The water is downstairs in the closet in the kitchen.
Wait, is it a chest downstairs?
Why do you even notice it downstairs?
I think I can't hit it, it's in my house.
Guys make sure you click the subscribe button or you'll be beat by the door.
It's actually the most absurd amount of cereal ever.
Oh wait, I didn't show this to you yet.
Um, ladies, this is my room, um, what do you think of it?
Pretty neat.
Yeah, you like it?
Wait, I just realized they have like eight different cameras, ten different monitors,
five different PCs, holy shit.
Oh, we can come over here.
Everybody want a water?
Yeah, one second.
I'll head to my garage, and then we have my last bathroom.
This one kinda smells like shit, actually smells like shit, like someone's laced it and took a shit out of it.
Hey y'all, it's me, Ron.
Hey everyone.
Let's finish in my house still.
Alright, you guys gotta get your loot for the rug.
Watch what material?
A couple meal props.
Oh, any gold waters?
Yeah.
Oh, this is a big aloe.
This is a very modern.
This is, we're gonna lease you this drink, but you didn't drink it.
Well, I'll follow it.
I can.
I can.
Is there a package of, like, a mail package in there?
I don't know.
Who's the writer of that?
I don't know.
They're what?
I don't know.
Who's the writer?
Yeah, I don't know.
Who's the writer?
Oh, shit.
OK.
Make sure to smash the like button, though.
Take some shit.
The egg?
No, just take some equipment or something.
Sorry, it's not.
It's really big.
I'm out of here.
Oh, should we take the router and bring it here?
Take some shit we can sell.
Take some shit we can sell?
Ooh, like, game you...
Pro best of the game.
It's a chest!
Where are we?
I don't know.
It's the B&E people's shit.
Fuck it.
Is that what that is?
It's a drum?
Oh my god.
It's like a cell.
Wait, is this the shit people put up their ass?
I don't know, they put it in their butt.
Wait, is it a bell?
You just have to like, flick it.
Oh, okay.
We mentioned we should take you to your chest.
Yeah.
What am I doing with my life?
What if we put an EMP back here?
That right there?
Yeah.
What if we put an EMP back here?
Yeah.
What if we put an EMP back here?
Yeah.
What if we put an EMP back here?
Yeah.
What am I doing with my life?
What if we put an EMP back here and then we're able to get it and we can act?
Probably. There's a major portal right there.
Yo!
Jump into it.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
What's the word?
What if it actually worked?
Can you imagine?
Wait.
Take a bathroom.
Or you could just begin this costume and stand here.
I actually would but you know his chat's here and says alright.
Like that would actually be funny.
But then chat hoppers like...
It's kind of looks like a fuckaboo.
All right.
All right.
All that was success now.
Oh, should I load into their server and they can die?
You should test out their veds.
Is it their veds?
Oh wait, you're leaving?
No, for a few.
I'll come back tonight.
Try the rest.
Yeah, those are their veds.
They were ungrateful for them.
Wait, why?
They dragged down the air mattresses.
Or they dragged down the master bed.
I don't know.
I like this very much.
I don't see a single logo.
It's all Amazon.
No socks.
Everything's Amazon.
Everything's a little short so sure we're going to get that's fire
There's nothing on my blessing on the shorts
I'm going to see August first though. There's a extreme
Our stream down
See ya, brother.
What the cyber truck?
Make every cyber truck.
The fuck? That's what you're saying.
How'd you figure that one out?
So, um, what I did...
What?
Basically...
I, uh...
Did this thing?
Yeah, go ahead.
And, uh...
You go ahead?
I just friggin like...
They're just friggin like...
Yeah, go ahead.
Or an hour to get home.
And then after I'm steady it's not an hour to get home, you fucking madder.
Or an hour to get home.
Bro, if it was an hour to get home I could be anybody, which I probably would do anyway.
Bro, you gotta realize as a streamer, even if you're sick, does anyone give a fuck about that?
Bro, I got put on this earth to provide content. If I can't provide content, I'm an outfucking streamer.
If I can't provide any creativity...
Like, what are these girls want? Should I give them my trial and error to Lily?
No, I don't know.
Yeah, fuck them.
I'm working sorry ladies. Thank God. Fuck you
What do you do for dinner?
Yeah, I'm probably gonna have crumble cookie tonight
But you know see well other than wake up and they start their day with crumble cookie. It's me. I'm guys
Holy fucking cheeser the shit
You love me are you excited for New York?
Yeah, we have New York New York then Belgium then fucking
And no, but then we also have Florida
Los Angeles see before and then right after Japan we have the GTA
Highest thing and then right after GTA heist. We have we have we have GTA 6 come out
And then we have streamer awards right before that though
Well, yes, I have streamer awards, but yes, I have streamer awards, and then after streamer
awards, though, we have GTA 6 GTA 8, but, bro, it's gonna be fun.
I just, did a lot of good shit coming from it.
Oh, also got a little note, okay, so streamer, I guess, this week?
Oh, I got a D-Glob for the red carpet doll, bro.
No, hold on.
She's dead.
Hey, Siri.
Hey, Siri.
Call QT Cinderella.
Calling Cute Cinderella.
Do I call her Cutie?
I thought it was kind of weird, it's like, oh, hey Cutie, like no, do I call her Cinderella?
You know her real name, right?
It's Cutie.
Cutie, alright.
Yeah, she just has to go underneath an internet name.
Alright.
Hey, queef, I mean cutie, I mean queef, fuck, queef, I'm hanging up.
Jeez.
Bro, oh no, I'm gridlocking.
Oh no, I'm gridlocking.
Every grid is in this fucking log right now.
Bro, you think, you think Lacy and Marlin's gonna win for his game?
I don't think there's a world title.
They're gonna troll.
There's no right.
They did the hardest part, which was fucking the worst
on the floor tonight.
I love one of Marathon's on, bro.
That shit deadass feeds my second monitor for days.
Like, I actually hate when Marathon's at,
and I even just say it at night.
Come on, she's next to me.
I'm in a sponsor in your liability.
Bro, I got this shit on.
I'll call Quiefe.
It's just most good.
She actually thinks I'm a liability, like, say on God, I'm not a liability.
Bro, fuck every brand.
Facts.
And his sponsor!
Hey, sponsor, it's me, Ron.
Um, can I ask a quick question? Don't mean to bother you, but I'm going to tell you.
Yeah.
Laze wants to know if he's blackballed from the event.
No. Why are you blackballed?
Because apparently he misunderstood I'm running this red. Good luck everybody, I turn now.
Um...
Oh gosh.
Mm-hmm.
He basically said that, oh I mentioned him and then he was like, oh you said that
he's not allowed to come.
When did I say that? Why? Why is Laze...
What did you say?
What'd you say?
She said, she asked if I'm gonna do the red carpet
record for you and then she said, she said, no, no, no.
That is not what he said.
He said, am I gonna have a cameraman that knows
how to use the camera?
I said, no.
So she's dissing you or she's supporting you?
We saw as a bit, oh laser.
I'm starting beef with laser, yes.
We can box.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we'll box, set it up.
That's why your boyfriend, husband, whatever,
texted me and he said-
He won't say.
And he said that he's gonna be talking to Lucia
from G286 and he's gonna be in this trip all day.
Go fuck yourself.
The shoes.
Bro.
It's all good, bro.
It's all good, bro.
See, if I was a nut, I just gotta straighten it out.
We're good.
You see how I lay shit down, though?
Like I tell the truth, bro.
I'm like, yo, shush, let's get this shit situated.
See how I told everyone in the call,
everyone in here, I hint, I hope, I hope, I.
I bought houses. I like houses.
Turn that fucking light on, bro.
Oh, damn, dude.
I bought my mama crib. I bought a lot of crips.
You know what I mean?
Am I able to leave with the hoodie?
No, sir.
Dude, you see this fucking sun, bro?
The sun's talking.
Bro, no troll, though. Like, why is the sun...
Like, when is it gonna explode?
life for that or no.
Can I be the one for you?
I just want to be the one for you.
I just want to be the one for you tonight.
Give me a chocolate!
Damn, bro.
Pepsi, man. You okay back there?
You got your triple T or what?
What? What is he doing?
It's hanging, man.
Bro, we're almost home, bro.
It's just traffic.
Chad, what is the worst state for traffic?
I feel like it's LA or Miami, you know?
I mean, not state but like, please.
You think Miami's worse than this one right there?
To be honest, I need you to repeat everything you just said.
Are you zoned out?
What did you say?
I was second.
What was it?
What did you think about?
Oh, just life.
What are you thinking about, though?
What are you thinking about?
Just life.
What about what?
About family.
What about your family?
Is everything okay at home?
I hope.
But what happened? Why are you thinking like that?
It's all you need, I think.
Dan, bro, do you miss your family?
Uh, of course I miss them.
Well, too bad you're obligated to your contract doubles.
I'm saying it isn't seeing his family in forever.
That's fun.
I don't really want to...
I'm your new family.
I was saying, like, I don't really want to go back to Wisconsin, bro.
Why?
Like, obviously, I'll be bored as fuck.
Are you sure? Cherry Hill's pretty fun.
Now, like, that made me...
I've, like, put the needle in the coffin, bro.
That was, like, yeah, I definitely don't want to go back.
Put the needle in the coffin?
What was that mean?
What was that?
Seal the deal?
I believe it's called the nail in the coffin.
It's a little twist.
Really?
Yeah.
How does it work?
Basically you just use a little different word.
I can't really see how I have a good chair.
I can't...
I can see that.
I don't want to be the one for you.
I don't want to be the one for you.
I don't want to be the one for you.
I don't want to be the one for you.
So now, give me time.
Give me time.
Is everything okay?
Oh, you gotta realize the seats designed for this.
You know what I'm saying?
If people want to drive like this, people want to drive.
I'm sorry, what do you want?
What's going on?
Please refuel 30 miles left.
That's okay.
So what happened if I got into an accident like this?
You died, your chest would explode.
So what is the point of this position?
It's just kind of nice though.
I think you're like in a different POV
POV and like everybody like forza or GTA or you turn the other POV
It's like nice if you just press square, you know
Or why what is it know why is to get a problem. That's how they tricked me this fucking piece of shit
Don't eat me
Well, you're gonna get on a game, maybe
Okay, you know what what should we play hardcore minecraft and beat it before them?
I'll tell you do that on account.
On account of peak?
No, I can't play Minecraft right now.
Because if I play Minecraft right now
there's no way I'm going to want to play the lowest in there, bro.
That game is like, you can only play to certain amount
before the world starts looking like fucking blocks.
Yeah, that's fair.
Bears.
Oh,
bro, school's starting soon, bro.
I know. I gotta go shopping.
For what? Your girlfriend?
The fuck?
You don't have school?
I started school, right?
I'm not even kidding, by the way.
Going back.
Like, all jokes aside, and I feel bad for the chat
when I say this, but shout out to anyone who graduated already,
bro, I could never go back to school anymore.
I'd kill myself.
Yeah, bro, I realized once you graduate,
you realize how miserable school really was.
Like, I don't know, I think it's like, it's prison hell.
Yeah, it's like prison.
Like, bro.
You wake up every morning, go straight to class.
You just don't want to, and then once you're in class,
you gotta pay attention, then you get fucked up
if you don't get the good grades,
and then you gotta go home and repeat it,
do it shit at home, just to wake up on some bullshit.
Just for a fucking streamer named stable fucking Roberto
to do fucking make more than doctors,
like the world's fucked up, bro.
There's a fucked up world.
That's why I encourage everyone to stop being plumbers,
stop being dentists, stop being heart surgeons, bro.
Just become a fucking tiktoker.
I'm serious.
I'm only fans.
Yeah, we're just like,
we have some like, only fans.
Go up all the fans or a TikTok live or just make for like galaxies like like if you're with your girlfriend and her parents ask
What do you do? Oh you go on tick tock and ask for galaxies. Let's look in the dream couple
It's all my fans daughter and you talk like son, bro. Come on. I'm serious
That's like fucking
There's actually good life right there. Damn, bro. That's fire. I
Really hope my son of my dear of my daughter
That's like she's so sad imagine raising your boy or girl
You have to I want a healthy child. You have to pick one or you have to I want to help the child
I'm gonna clip this and then whenever you have a boy or a girl
I'm gonna show them and if it's not the one you said I'm gonna say like wow your dad really didn't fucking want to have you
I want a boy
I'll be honest with you. I want to make projects stable like I want to raise a kid identical to me
I want to I want to basically raise him so he's identical to me so that I can have multiple me
You know what I'm saying? Like multiple versions of me.
Dude, what if your kid just comes out like six fives and chat, bro?
Well, I just questioned my boyfriend.
Okay.
Like, what if he's just maugin', bro?
Do you just grab him and maug where he's fresh out the moment, bro?
Bro.
Like, what if the doctor gets a fuckin' incision on his hand
from grabbing your son's jawline off for a throw?
Bro, is there any babies that come out and they're just like chiseled like this?
Is that not a thing?
No, they all got like...
Marlin?
They all got like 11 heads, bro.
They all got like...
Like Stewie?
Yeah.
Marlin looked like when he was born.
Marlin didn't come out of vagina.
He came out of like a...
like a test tube lab, yeah.
He was like floating in like a...
a clear cylinder.
Yeah.
It's like bubbles in his body that's all like...
Mewtwo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Marlin's better than Mewtwo.
Marley could probably do anything with those fucking hands bro.
Yeah, but either win a battle with Marley or me too.
Probably Marley.
Marley, yeah.
I think there's not a single soul that would go against Marley that would lose.
I mean, win.
And if you lost, I'd...
I'd be questioned.
Yeah, there'd have to be like passion out there.
I'd have to question myself.
Yeah, I'd have to take my life.
Yeah.
Like, if Marley got beat up, I'd take my life.
On slide for him though.
I wouldn't, and I'm not that much of a demon.
Bro, like, I'm just in the mood to pretend the world is GTA and just kill everyone.
I'm not I just want to just like swing my fucking car
We're gonna start painting orange tips on real guns. Is it raining?
He's literally nothing above me, but this fucking car just jizz on me
I can't do this son is actually like annoying. Oh, yeah
Shit, oh fuck I
Don't want to be the one for you
Yeah, what is a fluke camera? Why doesn't say there's one in our area?
Well, I can't see this the most annoying shit ever I'm not getting like God I hate my life
a lot of fucking other gifts
oh what is
raw
I'm not even starting to know what it is
oh god
I feel bad honestly
I'm gonna keep my comments on myself
I'm about to say I'm playing my song right now
I'm about to play my tongue for this one
but god I just sometimes you just can't say if you will
what if it's just a prank
okay it could be a prank
I don't think there's a brain this could be the best we fooled the internet
Absolutely not
Bro i have like a pimple growing in my nose i can feel it
I don't mess with it. You know more than nothing grow pimples
I don't think he's probably probably never gonna use deodorant or cologne
He probably just smells like whatever he thinks of
For the chance he's never showering like
Doesn't have to probably his body like burns all the grease off
Like, you know how, like, Snake Shed?
Like, Marley likes sheds, randomly?
And Marley doesn't sleep in there.
He just lays in bed and stares at the ceiling for eight hours.
And then when he's time to get up, he has, like, a squirrel wheel in his brain, his pores
turning into, like, whatever smell he wants.
He just smells good for the day.
Oh, my God, this is just so peaky.
I want to be like that.
Ah, I have to go to the fucking gym today, bro.
I gotcha.
Oh, you got me?
Yeah.
I'm gonna run and ring him bro. I'm 30 miles up to my car. Is that enough to get home?
Fuck Jack, all right, we're almost home
Bro this tongue tongue tongue so or so worth it. I'm so glad I'm saying like regardless writing today's been just a bot
Surprise the stream lasted this long. How long have you been cheering for?
It was like seven or eight years now
Imagine if I just had a fucking SVJ roaster and it just fucking came down this fucking
street, bro.
Oh my god, it would be peak life, bro.
Instead of deer, Bruce would be deer steak.
The whole job would be putting dubbys and shit.
Fuck.
Oh fuck, I can't see, Beth.
What was that?
Is everything okay?
Pepsi's everything okay?
Oh.
Are you okay?
You okay?
I feel fine.
Wait, why don't we open up some bobs?
Let's see, bobs are like $10,000 now.
Dude, just run that.
Oh yeah, sure.
Just post my live video.
You sure what?
This son needs to be turned off, bro.
It's frying my shit.
You don't have a son.
This is my natural glow.
Bro, I hope you have a daughter, bro.
I'm gonna show her the video of where you said, oh, I want a son.
And I'm gonna show her every single day.
I'm gonna show her every single day.
I'm gonna show her every single day.
I'm gonna show her every single day.
And I'm gonna show it to her every single day. That's fun. That's fun
My daughter is gonna be amazing
She probably will bro, but you wanted a boy, so bro. I feel like every guy wants a boy
Oh, well, but then you know, but girls are you know, you get a girl
It's like you're a princess, you know like that you never seen dads that like take care of their one movie with the rock
Yeah, it's the same wrong classic or any cost growth. Yeah
Was it I think
I was like, I'm not a white-
I agree, but I have kids, Ron.
That's not true. I have really good testosterone.
You think you're shooting blanks?
No, and the reason I know I'm gonna have, like, good sperm is because
when I, like, ever jerk off or if I ever nut,
my sperm shoots out and it walks.
Actually?
It's like a clump and it just starts walking to the fucking toilet
and it dives in and it flushes itself.
I don't know though because back of the day when I used to like nut socks and shit, maybe
like yellow over time.
Is that normal?
Well that's actually a good turn signal.
Fucking dick.
Like people need to lose their fucking license.
Sorry.
I'm telling you, one of these days I'm just gonna pit me over someone, like, try
to do it right now.
Like, I really want to get like a car that's like 500 bucks like we did before, like the
true wall car and just like take it and just start hitting people to take off my play
and we just run.
Yeah, we're trying to hit.
That boy's in a rocket league.
Yo, that guy was fucking moving.
That boy's in a pretzel.
Yo, uh, uh, we're about to be home.
Smeeeet.
See, there goes your gears.
Bro, because I'm breathing?
No, that was a fucking snort, bro.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
Bro, because I'm breathing?
No, that was a fucking snort, bro.
You're snorting.
No, don't do that. That's the kai-snat-
That's the kai-snat-throw scratch sound.
What? I can't do anything now?
You can't do that, because that's the kai-snat-throw scratch sound.
Oh, that's not it. That's just you.
No, so it's still like...
Yeah, that's the kai-snat-throw scratch sound you can't do.
No, he does this...
Yeah.
How does he do it?
I can't believe we made it this far!
Oh
Damn bro, what if tomorrow is my last day?
There is
Another deep
Merchant like what boys tomorrow is fucking Thursday. There is a tomorrow
We take something about me
Oh, bad news.
What?
They're saying Lacey exposed you, bro.
Me?
They're saying you fucked Lacey.
No way.
Lacey exposed you for fucking damn.
Lacey just exposed you.
Bro!
One time.
I don't understand.
God, you're a crack in this shit.
I was back in the day.
Do you have the phone number?
You said what?
Do you have the phone number?
No, I'm not alive.
We're on the line.
I get fucked as a little shit.
Like, one time.
Do you wear it?
Like weird looking.
You know, he shit fucking clapped, bro.
Talking crazy.
Like, like, bro, I fucked the shit out of that dude, bro.
I know his asses.
Yeah, that shit was probably clapped.
Oh my god, man.
It broke my little shit.
He is definitely wearing some dumb ass black glasses, too.
Black glasses.
Like, I know his ass is wearing some fucking black glasses
out of shit, dumb and shit.
Black glasses.
It's the type of glasses that you take off someone
when you fuck the shit out of them, too.
Black glasses?
It's like a Rainbow Six Siege reference, like black ice?
I don't know.
Black glasses, black.
Maybe there's like a camera on.
Black glasses.
All right, you know what he was doing when I was fucking him?
He said this, he's like.
He was doing the lipstick the whole time?
Yeah.
Oh shit, the whole thing was right off the road.
Oh, I have no gas left in my fucking tank.
No gas.
I'm gonna have to take the fucking Porsche 911, do you think you can hear us, I would I say?
That's the fluffy fucking wheel.
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
How you bored of my car?
Good driving, that's too much, man.
Too many spins.
Bro, should I take Tong Tong Tong over or do I keep it there?
I don't even know.
It's gonna be kind of pink.
I know there's a ship broke.
Oh.
If possible.
If possible.
Be realistic.
Tong-Tong Tong-Safooria.
You know one time when I came to the neighborhood
There was like 17 girls waiting and they were doing like a car wash they were all in
Bikinis and everything they're doing outside of the 70 year old girl. No 17 girls
Sounds like they're trying to fundraise it for their school
Get your car wash by them
17 girls and they were in bikinis and they wanted to wash my car
Yeah, the sign said need money for school. No need money for school. We gotta make my class
No, you're wrong.
I can't even tell stories.
Yeah, you know I found out that for real,
Keen Cuddy didn't live next to us?
He moved out though.
No.
He moved out.
Yeah.
I started out though.
It was really overcome.
Okay, that means I could...
I definitely saw him and his group of bros
outside smoking.
At 2 a.m., bro.
Me and Drew got back.
We went to the movie.
What a time to be alive.
Let me just put the code in.
Hashtag 9306.
Did you show the whole thing?
Yeah, definitely was showing.
I was also going to fuck my mother in law.
Now we have to fucking...
Well, got it, front door's open down below.
Just left our house.
Just kidding, just kidding.
Bro, why do my brakes squeal?
Oh, that's not a nice...
Is that fake?
You got joke brakes.
Bro, fuck you and your jokes.
What?
Bro, I want to take out my bike one of these days.
one of these days, like we just, I just bought it for nothing.
Damn, it's looking kind of pretty out.
Oh, son?
Son?
Oh.
Come on down.
Why is that?
Come on down.
Jump.
Jump.
You see this? You see this other key?
It's hard to act when you don't see it, Ralph.
All the flip challenge.
Rob, you can't do that.
Locked.
Alright.
Wait, why are you kind of perfect outside?
Oh yeah, it's sunset.
Bro, you don't even want to see the sunset anymore?
Let's put this thing.
Oh, we're going off patrol station and we're going to go look.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, listen to this.
L Street.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha.
Yeah, L Street, bro.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Damn, bro.
The world is as easy as fuck when you have glasses.
Wait, where's Said bro? I want to show his haircut. I want to see it.
He's bald.
Said, I know you're in the chat right now. Are you listening?
Huh?
Where?
Right outside the guesthouse.
I know he's probably listening, bro. Just come outside, Said.
He's watching Burger.
Oh, is he?
The Burger's in my room.
No, it's on him.
Oh, shit, you're right.
Wait, we have a fucking new ladder?
What the fuck is this?
You want to come up?
You're a good lazy.
Yeah, I know he's putting the brain rod on the TV.
Wait, where the fuck is Saeed?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where the fuck is Saeed?
He doesn't fuck with you. He's not even watching the stream.
Well, I just saw him.
There he is.
Bro Saeed, come here.
Bro, just come here for one second.
Burger can wait, y'all.
Burger can wait.
Look at him, bro.
What made you get your hair cut?
Bro, no headphones on right now?
Yeah, my headphones broke.
No, what happened?
It's like here, put them on.
I don't want them.
There's like a white noise in them so I can't hear the audio.
No.
In the left hand.
Pop.
From inside, took those headphones off and it was like ripping a piece of it.
I might have my old ones if you want them.
I don't use them.
I gotta go get him in my room.
First sight, bro, I saw you look like the hog rider.
Yeah, I was gonna keep it,
but then I remember to have to go outside soon, so.
Damn, bro, it's just kind of beautiful out here.
Yeah.
Like no bullshit, ladies,
you sure you don't wanna come up here?
I'll come up.
Get your ass up here, bro, it's nice here.
You taking some burger right now?
Yeah.
How's burger?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, come here, daddy.
I need you to film that.
You said what?
I don't know about what.
Bro, I might have to floor barge and get up here quick enough.
I'm gonna go pet shopping pretty soon. I don't know if I should do that for a stream though. I should vlog that.
Did you see daddy?
Really?
Yeah, maybe.
Bro, Chad, this is peak. Look at this fucking sun, bro.
Bro, I'm dead out of sears. I can come up here every day. It's starting to get cold out now. It's kind of nice.
Volunteer? Yeah, but then people are gonna be weird and call and then
some dorks in real life you know how it is or people are just gonna buy the cats
and dogs and just kill them got some sick fucks in this world unfortunately
what's the next thing we should build chat before the world's
You have burger!
Why is burger looking through the door right now?
You have burger, bro.
Bro, we should just let burger out right now.
Bro, chat already...
Chat, what should we build next?
We're going to build the world's longest thingie.
What is it called again?
Well, like what can we build in the back yard?
What's some cool shit?
Yeah, that's what we wanted to do is turn the chair into a wheelchair. How is that gonna work?
You can sit there and we'll push you around
You know, what if I fall into the bull what would actually happen
What did just be over like no one could get that out would you do like a crane?
This makes me want to buy a real gun first we buy guns for a stream is it illegal in
California or Pepsi imagine I'm just on some like fuck everybody type of thing like you
know I'm saying some GTA shit what's on your mind Lace you're pretty quiet today
Yeah, I've got a lot of things to do about.
About what?
Everything.
Like what?
Everything.
Like what?
Everything bro.
You okay?
Yeah.
You seem quiet recently.
I'm chilling.
You got any diseases I should know about?
I hope not.
I need to know about them too.
Okay, I'm broke.
We really have New Yorker a couple of days.
I know it's kind of weird.
It's like a week only.
Football too?
Oh football.
I can't wait my favorite 49 player 49 players. He's got a rusted
I'm actually excited to go New York so bad New York is always nice. I love it
Ream and body chat. I think Phantom's gonna come. I don't know. Let's see Bales, but it should be pretty cool
Damn, bro. I want to own like a plane or a helicopter. I imagine we just own the helicopter
We just traveled everywhere like quickly
Come on man, it'll be good
I'll be honest with you, bro. I really want to buy a gun
Like I really want to own a gun
I know Pepsi told me it's a good idea
My lipsy do you tell them about the kids that were down there?
Where there's kids shut down in that neighborhood and they're screaming at ladies
Little ass kids
What I'm telling you though, it's because they were zooming on their phones and they saw me so they were screaming Marlon
What happened to your potato launcher?
Um, I got a text from the government telling me that if I shot that again, we're gonna be arrested.
They'll build a fuckin' RICO case on us?
Yeah, we were getting like a RICO case built on us.
It's still over there.
I have no potatoes.
Bro, here goes the sun.
It's better leave.
El government?
Yeah.
Bro Chad, is that fish game worth playing by the way?
Me and Jigsie might play that tomorrow. Is that worth playing? I haven't played it.
Apparently you compete the game.
It's fun if you could beat it.
Apparently you could beat it.
They're saying no, yes, it's mid, boring.
I mean bro, I don't have to play that game.
I just didn't have anything. Right now my schedule is like,
I have the thing on Friday and Sunday and then we have New York.
I didn't really have much playing this week.
this is so peak mm-hmm like I bet I could just like I can just kiss you right
now bro yeah
is this something cool sure it's sunset's not complete bro without this
guy hey wait should I try to do these nails
you like it maybe I can find POV about
oh
It's kind of fucking cold.
It is chilly when the wind is going off.
Wait, so our ladder.
Why would you do that?
Who doesn't use the metal one?
I sort of, yeah, I haven't used the wood one.
The wood one's lucky like...
It doesn't.
I can't even kick it.
All right, bro.
You ready to go?
Yeah.
I can't even kick it
All right, bro. You ready to get down here?
Oh, sure.
Say goodbye to the Sun, bro.
I'd like to say bye to him, you know.
See you later, Sun.
Bye, bro.
Should we, like, watch it, though?
Or is that, like, too repetitive,
because you do that all the time?
I'm okay.
I just think it's just beautiful, bro.
Can I do something for you?
Sure.
I
Shut up
Fix your hair yo shut yo these gifts are actually so stupid, bro. I'm not even getting the worst update ever
Bro, I look at this
Was the safest way to get down there
uh...
wait the ladder's moving
there goes tongue tongue
you're a freak
every breath you take
every step you take
every breath you take
matter bakes I'll be watching
nice
Sweet.
Wasn't this like supposed to be some shit
that he like kept forever?
And it's like all the people who signed it.
Look, I'm right here.
And it's just in the sun, it got ruined.
Wow.
Damn, bro.
And this shit like actually like,
it just falls over.
There's water in the lamp.
It's actually so beautiful up.
I know, the weather is fine.
It's getting good, bro.
It's like a hoodie season, bro.
I love it.
Oh, someone took their life.
Every breath you take.
Every step you take.
Is that for love?
No, no. Look at that, it's here.
Here you go.
We're going to the world's longest straw suit.
I'm proud of you.
Oh, fuck this place.
What?
Hey man.
Wait a minute.
Remember?
I left this out about you.
Wait a minute.
Get it!
Get it!
I'm not.
That was good.
We're at the ice cream.
Everybody go to the gym.
Everybody go to the gym.
Let me try to wash my hands.
I will face a mouse.
I'll have a penis face.
Bro, what's up, Beth?
You got your lunch box?
Yeah.
Show the chat, bro.
Show the chat your lunch box.
Check it out, yo.
Hey, this is your lunch box for promo cookie.
What's inside, though?
Just my empty Tupperware.
Empty Tupperware, huh?
How much money do we have in Tupperware?
Let me check out my Tupperware. Hold on.
Check out my Tupperware.
Come put an X in my contract.
You crushed me.
Bro, there's no food, bro.
Well, fat's low.
Oh, hey, sir.
Oh, shit.
You see you were in Galaga three hours ago?
See, yo, I'm gonna go live.
You need time.
You were my whole day today, sir.
Yeah, but like, take it or anything.
Loki, old silk-toothed, reacted way more.
Yeah, but he did it to me.
You were kind of into it.
No, I wasn't into it.
I'm just broke.
You gotta understand, bro.
You guys, you guys, you guys are great people, man.
You guys are so fucking great people.
Oh, fuck.
You guys are so fucking great.
Stop, before I put you on a stage, air-wraps.
You're almost out of your mind, man.
Self, I want to know what's happening, bro.
Bro, can you put me onto some smells?
What?
Right, so I'm out of air.
So, I'm on some douche.
I want some bad boy shit.
Like you see my glasses?
Give me like five minutes.
Give me like five minutes.
Bro, I don't got five minutes.
Sam, Sam, I don't know what you're wearing, bro.
At least if we can fit some of this into your timeline,
we'll see.
Let's be live together, bro.
Okay, we're going to tear together.
I never made a tear.
I just did this segment.
Sam, come on, get in the way.
Yeah, now I have to deal with my new friend.
Who?
Y'all not gonna lie, you can make my heart drop
for a second.
You what?
Yo, come on, you're not going to see this, Jerry.
You okay, Jerry?
Me?
I'd rather dot into a fucking door.
I would move around.
You gave up the use of skills for a product.
Oh, we need your sucking ability.
No, no, Sissy, I'm building a roof along the straw.
What do you think that is?
Yeah, but we're going to be building it from the top of the driveway all the way down to here.
And I need the top suckers in this house.
Run all over it, Sissy.
Hell, Sissy.
I was going to make a joke, but you can make it.
You want to go ahead?
Here.
Help me.
Can you see the speaker?
Oh.
You got a sneaker, girl.
You look like a sneaker for Thanos.
Oh, a sneaker for Thanos?
You got your shit on?
Okay, come on.
Alright, ready to light it.
My self was never enough for me
And I think so strong
There's a power in what you do more than anything
Watch me fly
Show you what it is I know
I know what it is I know
I know what it is I know
I'm asking them all, are you guys ready?
Are you guys ready?
What's up, mate?
I'm right there
I know what it is I know
See you later, bro. See you tonight, bro.
Why am I kind of like, you know what I'm saying?
Can you see it coming in a little or not?
Just a little bit?
Like what is this place?
Like look at this!
No, no, seriously, like look at this!
Like what is that?
Like, how does someone have a gift already?
Holy shit.
Wait.
I don't know why I see it.
You see it?
No lie.
No big lie.
See what?
Like you be seeing it, I'm losing it a little.
Like bro, there's definitely like a difference.
No Chuck.
I see it too much.
Bro.
Bro, your biceps are getting bigger.
Bro, come on.
There's a difference.
Like bro, I'm getting there bro.
Come on.
Like hide me up a little bit.
Like how am I supposed to lose it?
Dude, I said your biceps are getting bigger.
Bro, I can see like.
I see you every day though, so it's kind of not easy to tell.
Bro, it's just my stomach, bro.
Yo.
Yo, I'm tired of looking like this.
You have a joke stomach.
I know, bro.
Is the V coming in?
Hold on.
I need to open up my free Ultra that kids probably want.
Now I stole it because it's mine.
Yo, chat.
Should I give one lucky viewer in the chat?
Who wants a chat?
Something?
Good.
That's my ultraword.
Fuck, I gotta go to the gym.
That's why I lied to you.
What do I got back here?
Who wants a chat?
This is the hoodie hoodie.
Hey buddy, this is a nice one, okay?
Oh, these candles where I'm ready to smell these tonight.
I don't like this shit around here.
Please, me?
Alright, I'll give one person.
Because we have an ultra drop on Friday. Outlaw.
Please stay out the ultra shit.
Guys, one person who orders?
I'mma send that in there. I'mma give it a free one.
Mediums, only whoever orders medium, I'll give it a free one.
Oh
Cat go fuck yourself. How do I look Chad? Do I look handsome today?
No
What time is it what time let me look up what time the gym closes it
Chats the gym doesn't close at
10 I'll stay on for a little longer. I'll see you in a little bit. Okay. I'll see you around. Okay, daddy.
All right, let me just check real quick. Mother, y'all can't just keep doing gym and then son,
Bro
Jim
What is a gym near me someone tell me
Look at what you've done
Yo, I just saw a pig dancing in fucking mud in my fucking chat, bro. Like I'm telling you this is like getting cringe
Like no it's actually cringe, hold on I saw a horse with glasses close to that ten
let's do some math here yeah I get streamed for like a little bit oh what
made you wear glasses. What made me wear glasses? Anything that I need to react to? Well, I'm
here. I don't have 2K installed, bro. It's gonna take too long because we don't have
internet. Thank you for gifting us up, bro. Much appreciated. Thank you so much, man.
Um, what else did I miss? We'll walk on in bears that he had to walk away from his
father dub for pushing four-year-olds and wearing on Minecraft children's constant food review
crumble cookie collab oh shoot something popped out grab it oh shoot what is this i don't know
let's take it to the table and find out all right let's see
I wonder why crumble like don't start yo does anyone actually eat crumble cookie like
I'm not even trying to be like a dick like genuinely serious does anyone genuinely like
crumble like I've never seen someone like actually like crumble besides like fat ends
I think my dad might be a little tardy.
Yo!
Cause like, why can't we just eat the cookies?
I see why I'm in a costume.
He's pushing 40 and eating humble cookies in a chicken costume.
It has to be something a little wrong with.
I'm literally so confused right now.
I mean he's low key.
He has a little creeper hat made for two year olds in a chicken costume.
At 33 years old
Yeah, we'll all be so Larry bro. You got this speed
What is this bro?
You'd be like like Ronaldo bro
The reason streamers like a beat in a fight. I'm scared of Ronaldo bro. It's cuz like
You got to be scared of niggas like Ronaldo bro, they're straight savage right here, bro
Like
That you scared of
What is that, go.
Bro.
What?
Nah, I'll take my hands off that.
I think it's table run now though.
Bro, I love B-Lu and Zs, bro.
You know, they're the first people I met when I came to LA.
Made it.
Like, I was at Aiden's house.
Who remembers when Aiden did the stream?
I think it was a little TJ.
I think it was like Aiden's like first quote unquote rapper that came on stream.
That was the first time I went into the house to meet Aiden and B-Lu.
No, I think it was Zs.
It was just Zs was there.
And we had a conversation. It was really cool.
It was really nice.
Los Polos reflected on this chain to get a marathon with stable road of Jixie during his
stream back over the year. He kept the iconic cat headset.
Hey man, we made it. I, you know, I didn't think, I didn't think, I didn't think I'd
be here.
He's so cute.
I didn't think I would be here.
What's today?
Tuesday?
Yeah, Tuesday.
Bro, we rented the house until Friday, bro.
Bro, we rented the house till this Friday in two more days.
That's how long, bro.
We didn't think we were going to beat it that quickly.
And we wanted to beat that shit Sunday.
So man, who's tuned in for the stream, bro?
Me. I was there.
I got to say this aside from like a sponsored stream,
I did a while back on Twitch.
Um
We had over 40,000 viewers on here and twitch combined
For me personally and our at our peak combined. It was like 300,000 viewers for was it really that much when we beat the game all of us
Watching us beat this fucking game man
It was beautiful bro, that's kind of nuts, bro. It was beautiful
um god losses are so you know we had some ups and downs we almost fought but
at the end of the day it was so fun bro like dude I wish I could right now run
into into Ron's room and hit him with a with a box or put Jinx in a chokehold
or you know I mean yeah I think he misses the days bro I actually want to
show you this so soon as we ended the stream I was like guys I want you to sign
I want you to sign the kitty headset so the three of us signed it just so I
can remember this stream just so I can remember the stream so what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna have this live I'm gonna have this live forever in the stream
room. Right here.
Damn, W Loose, bro.
I love Loose, man. I'm dead ass, bro. I'm actually super excited
for the stream, the Minecraft stream, because this time we're
gonna have like a lot more planned IRL shit and it should
be really nice, bro. We're on to do a test week of
multi streaming on YouTube. I think the underestimates
How good it will do I
Mean bro, what is the what is the upside of multi-streaming? Can someone tell me like genuinely I'm actually curious
Like so for me the only reason I don't multi-stream and I'll tell you now a lot of you guys are saying free money
I don't think you make as much money as you think
Because of the fact that it's just it's you too like I don't know how to describe it
But like I don't know exposure. Yeah, but will that really help me that much. I don't really care about the money part
Damn. I don't really care about the money part to be honest with you
Yes, but the thing is now this is where my truth comes in right? I feel like a lot of my twitch streams
I have a lot of random shit happen facts or no, bro
A lot of my a lot of my twitch streams
There's a lot of random shit that happens
YouTube likes very planned planned segments or gamers
So the reason I think it works so well for someone like Jinxie is because he has a game or games to play and YouTube loves that
I think it works for like Kai because when Kai multistreams, he has planned segments and that's what his stream is like
I don't really think like a streamer like me. Maybe I'm just overthinking it. I feel like it's too like I don't know I
Don't know and then motherfucker hits me with one of these bro. I
Mean I'm down to try it for the Minecraft marathon should I try it for that or should I try it beforehand?
Like I'm not against it
I'm not against it
Why is my best so high?
Why did my shit go up?
BRO!
Wait, what? That's my full government.
What the fuck is this?
But if the victim of the crime should have-
Bro, did Lois just like become like this TikTok sensation like-
Right now, he's like-
He's like a bestie, I'm a high school beyond ice
Like, there's so many people I feel like-
Lois, are you gonna believe that you've got me in a daze with the gang?
Dude, I-I-I can control that, but I'm gonna pull the phone away.
You might as well know.
I wanna kill the bad guy
Shit, over.
I'm gonna make it.
People, people, they are not the ones that we still want.
We want you to never give up.
You're too late.
The only way you can save the world is if you analyze yourself.
You won't be able to do that.
What the fuck is that?
Bro.
Like, Mario made this shit too.
Like, what is this, Mario?
You're in a hoodie in a hundred feet weather.
That's okay.
You don't get over here.
I'm gonna save you.
That's been an incredible experience.
Stop!
You're like the reward of my money.
Shit.
Hey, I'm almost a little slinger.
Don't keep going.
Keep going.
Keep fucking going.
Roach!
You're low!
You're low!
Oh, my God!
Yeah!
J-V-G-E-R!
We took a brief step in this one.
Light moves by pretty fast.
If you don't stop and look around once in a while...
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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You
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Me bro, I can't even watch
Oh fuck you fuck you say to me you little shit
How are you how are you not in fucking school?
You kiss your mother with that mouth. It's called you kids called you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth
Huh?
Like, some of us upload straight fuckin' bull...
Like, brother, like what is this on my recommended?
This is why like I don't click on shit, bro.
Like when you start clicking on shit on YouTube,
like you start getting bullshit like this, bro.
Like I saw my grandma pleasing herself.
Like, like why is this on my recommended?
Say first.
Like, bro, look what's on my recommended now.
It's all ruined, like.
It could be good, we can't judge me.
I've never heard of it before
That's just not the lyrics
Another beauty I
You just got an angel
You still make me cry
You've lost a lot of pure care
In a beautiful world
Of which I'm our special
It's kind of gorgeous though, okay?
You're so fucking special
But I'm our free
Yes, straight garbage, bro.
This is what I talk about when I tell my recommended bro,
Okay, what is yeah my my it's getting bad, bro. It's getting really bad, bro
Like there's just like straight shit like on my fucking time
And then his Bailey bro Bailey shut up
Here we go again
I
Got any agreed screens is open to become like a kid like I swear
Yeah, what's up?
get off of this drive, like what's your method?
You start from the right and you go left.
So do you front and touch?
You go all the way to the right
and then you swerve left.
So go, hold on, I'm explaining it's on the chat.
You go, I can't see it's a little, it's a little isolated.
Okay, hold on.
So just pull the way right.
And then you go left, you up to the corner.
So do I want my right wheel?
Yeah, you want your right wheel on the street first, but like you want to go to the corner.
Like that?
I can't really see it at that.
Is this better?
Dude, you should go straight.
Yeah.
Until your shit's about to hit the curb and then you go right, basically.
And then you go a little left once you get your right wheel on the ground.
That make sense?
You didn't listen.
No.
I'm gonna have to teach you.
my car I teach you why I'm sure I'm any shoes
No AC, no Wi-Fi, no drive-way.
Ah, dog?
Are we dead ass? I mean, as soon as I already ate a dog.
Did you screw that in?
I mean, yeah, this is what we screwed into.
I didn't mean to crack or anything, I just screwed them off.
But now this is out here.
It's a fucking point.
I just saw a gif of you in my chat.
Actually, that's fine.
Holy shit, a dangerous man is approaching me in a vehicle.
Oh, that's Jason the Wind.
He's probably gonna fuck up his shit, too.
I mean, it was fun.
This is just already day.
That's why it's a sound.
All right, well, I'll show you after.
Appreciate the driving, Ted.
All right.
Burger.
The fuck is this?
So you're welcome to be your crib.
I mean, maybe I'll see you at work.
I don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga.
Maybe if you got rid of the old yee-yee ass hair cut you got you get some bitches on your dick.
Nah, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass and she quit fucking with that brain and sergeant of the lawyers she fucking with.
Nigga.
What?
I don't wanna be the guy, but I'm gonna be the guy.
There's just no way in hell that they're gonna be-
And I'm not trying to own nostalgia for me, but there's just no way that they're gonna beat the characters from GTA 5
I'm gonna keep it a buck
Like I'm gonna be the guy, but it's not blinded by nostalgia. It's not that it's just like I played the story
And I just felt connected to the characters
I could already tell people only want to play GTA right now because of the girl and I'm gonna be the guy to say it
I'm gonna be the guy to say it. It's the truth nuke. It's a truth nuke, bro
Like right now everyone's just hyped to play the girl. No one cares about the characters, right?
I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
Okay. You say so.
Sure, buddy.
Sure.
What the f*** you mean?
Whoa! Stop swearing, dude! Come on now!
I'm so sorry.
How old are you?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Jesus.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's not cute.
You're not gay?
Yeah, yeah, that's me.
Oh my fucking-
Whoa!
Good game, man.
I hope this guy gets banned from Twitch.
Can we get, guys, can you please report this guy?
I don't have a mic.
No, okay, dogs.
Dude, if there's an alter-
I love you.
I don't love you.
Yo.
Fuck you on your fucking Twitch stream.
Tell yourself.
Oh my God, can you not swear?
Dude, if there's an alter universe
Like he's just like bro. He's just bro. He's just fucking saying like every type of word
Bro, just like I don't know bro. I feel like there's an alternate universe, bro
No, not that word I'm just like, you know
Alright, I think I might be done and that's why I was telling DDG when I dropped the beat on him. What?
Fuck is this I
I don't want to just scroll YouTube and do absolutely nothing, bro.
This was cinema?
I mean, bro.
World record!
Yeah!
Whose height?
Yes!
Yes!
And it's not done yet!
Lazy with the 5!
Thank you!
Yo, you guys want me to do this shit but there's no one at the house.
So who the fuck would I do this with?
Look at the last time I was here.
Lopey was here, Arke was here, Lazy was here.
Bro, Pepsi was here, diving into the pool,
raiding Silky's.
That's not what I meant.
In the house, sleeping.
Drew's here, Russell's here, Pepsi's here.
You have to go get the dive in.
Wait, same shirt, Lokey, is this the same shirt?
Bro, everyone was here, bro.
invite people if I have one second sub-a-thon? Okay, who do you guys want me to invite,
bro? You want me to send out an invite list to my one-second sub-a-thon?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Fuck! I can't look at the camera! Oh fuck! I can't look at the camera! Jesus, man.
Pepsi-Lays-Lope. Alright, I got you guys. Pepsi-Lays-Lope. Alright, the schedule
Right now is tomorrow. I think I'm doing the thing with Jinxie then Friday. I have the world's longest straw Sunday
Me and adaptive doing a stream the set Monday
Me Joe and Jinx you're doing a stream and it's Marlon's birthday. So I'm gonna do a IRL that same day and then the 8th and the 9th
One of those days. I'm gonna be playing GTA RP and then and then 10th
I'm gonna be flying to New York City the 11th. I'm doing a New York stream and the 12th
I'm gonna hopefully go to Kai's event and then the Monday phone that I've got QT's podcast with Val Gray
And then the week after that I got Jinx's tournament and the week after that I got FNC as global the week after that
I have a fort I have a Minecraft marathon with Jinx C and Lose three weeks after that
I'm going to Japan a week after that I have a GTA 5 heist
Marathon a couple days before that I streamer awards a couple days after that
I have GTA 6 and then we have December. Yeah, it should be pretty good
That's why I try to say like don't get mad at me though for like some streams
I don't have nothing planned
You know what I'm saying like some days
I just don't have ship land bro, but I still want to stream so I can see you guys simple as that
Um
Good fucking stream tonight appreciate the subs appreciate the donors appreciate anyone who followed I love you boys
So fuck it much join the Twitter comment explanation mark com
I accepted a bunch of new people because I haven't seen people get accepted in a while
I'm gonna raid silky and yeah, also by the way guys also
We're dropping ultra this weekend. I believe on Friday. Go follow the page bro. Show some fucking love
Show the stable, you know I'm saying if you want some shit
Let me know we're dropping some shit if you care about it if you don't just type now with a smiley face
But if you do the quality is really fucking good everyone loves it everyone who buys it says it's really good
It's not merch. It's like pretty much a brand at this point. It is a brand, but it's very fucking nice
It's good quality and everyone loves it bro. So if you guys want to get it go get it if not, it's okay
Yeah, other than that, I must see you boys fucking tomorrow. I love you boys so fucking much
I'm going to the fucking gym. Yeah, Silky's coming. Let's all two fucking late. I gotta go to the fucking gym
I gotta go to the fucking gym here. I'll play my fucking. I'll play him some pop
Motherfucker, I told you!
10 minutes!
I'm gonna go!
Why did you come down?
I don't know, bro.
I- because I have to go to the gym!
I got to go to the gym!
End it! End it!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
AAAAAAAH!!!
I-
You're just a little...
Who do you-
OHH!