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09-03-2026 ยท 5h 33m
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today man.
Yo, am I early or am I late?
Let me know right now.
Yo, Mutt was good, Pablo was good, Macho was good.
Today, stable Ronaldo, y'all have been asking
for video game a little bit before we go to New York.
By the way, New York is in less than five days
if you're a hype drop of me.
If you're a hype drop of me.
For anyone who doesn't know, for anyone who doesn't know,
tomorrow, we are doing the world's longest straw
with Pepsi.
We're gonna be doing it from the top of our house
all the way through the house.
Yes, we're talking like,
It's going to be probably hundreds of feet long.
Sunday, Sunday, I need all my suckers, by the way, for Friday.
If you know how to suck good and you know how to suck right,
I need you tomorrow's stream, okay?
That's number one.
Number two, number two, this Sunday, me and Adapt,
unless he cancels, we'll be doing the golf cart stream.
Yup, we'll be doing the golf cart stream.
Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, me, Joe, and Jinxie
will be playing this bomb-bananza game on Labor Day.
We're probably going to be live early.
I'm hyped, drop of me if you're hyped.
Then that following week, we're gonna be going on Friday,
no, Thursday to New York City.
Or we'll be doing IRL streams every single day in New York
and hopefully going to Mr. Vivette's show.
Wousers, cinema, cinema, cinema.
Do I need security this time for New York City?
That's my question.
Like, do I need security?
Well, last time we ran around with no security,
know nothing we didn't give a flying fuck bro but I'll be honest with you to
all my new york city demons bro I dare you to come fuck with me like dead ass
you know what yo all my cherry hill demons I need you in New York City when
I go to New York and I need you to protect me okay no it's not jeez it's
not anything bro it's not none of that bro I have real demons there's real
demons I have real fucking demons bro
Marty and ream can be your security. Oh
My god now that I think about it, I'm about to see I'm about to see a cutty when I'm in New York low-key
No, cuz he's gonna be there a Kai
Bro do you think cutting will give me a hug when I see him or no be honest also
Also today is how to fish it is a game where you play a fishing game to beat bosses, etc
And it's gonna be me
Jason the ween so weenies back
Jinxie
Wowzers and then we're also gonna add lays to the mix because I know you guys love lays
Okay, so we're gonna also do that. Yes. We also are gonna do that for anyone who doesn't know Wow
I'm having a little bit of deja vu de
Whatever it's fucking call it bro. Yeah, look what I fucking pulled you a show of emcy look
Tom Tom Tom so or
Look, bro. It's Tom Tom Tom so or bro. Like I pulled him out of a fucking pack, bro
Dude, this is a chat on screen. I got you bro. Oopsies. How that disabled bro doesn't this look fucking sweet
Thank you for the five gifted Komodo fleshlight. All right. Yo, there. Yo, that is the weird name that we're not gonna talk about it anymore
It's done 67 months from outlaw sweet
Yo, look at the tongue tongue tongue sehordo. Oh, is this a waste of money?
This cost me $25 to get basically because I have to go through like five different packs
But I don't think it's a waste of money as long as you like it, bro
I don't think it's a waste of money as long as you like it, bro
And honestly, I'll be honest with you
I think tongue tongue tongue sehore is worth every dollar retweet or no
Loose Polos is officially in fortnight
Yo, yo dude. Yo, dude
We're not gonna start my day with some fucking bullshit number one
This isn't fucking so you think every fucking hamster is just Los Polos, bro. Yo
When am I gonna get added to fortnight?
Yeah, will I ever get added like generally serious? Will I ever get out of chat?
Like no troll if I were to get added would y'all buy my skin we talk about this all the time
But I need to know bro. I could send these analytics to fortnight like if I get enough people to say yes
I could send this to fortnight
When a fat ass skin enters the shop burger sidekick is the closest thing buddy
And then you point and laugh at me first of all if I don't get added to fortnight and burger got added to fortnight
I would just kill him
Fuck I mean bro. Like I don't know is that crazy? I mean I bro. I'm not I'm not allowing my fucking cat to get in the game
Courage JD or stable Renault dough omai 67
Yo, first of all, my skin will have way more sales than CourageJD.
Like, bro, how many people bought Courage in this chat?
Like how many people?
Not enough.
Not enough, bro.
Not enough.
The burger has the skin and Ron has the sidekick.
Oh, that's nice, bro.
That's nice.
Oh, that's really sweet.
Oh, Ninehavi comes in my stream, starts stream, talks about what he has planned.
Does the here he goes segment, eat end.
Yo, Ninehavi, bro, you're a grown man, by the way.
You're not like a little kid who comes into the chat, right?
Do you wake and you're putting like every variation of LOL now like, bro, look at this.
You're a grown.
Yeah.
20 is a grown man and you start your day typing in my chat, putting copy paste bullshit, bro.
Whatever, bro.
I'm 20 team.
Anyways.
Yeah, bro.
Is that Brady goo as an LOL?
Wow, bro.
What in the fuck is that?
Anyways, today's going to be pretty fun.
I'm excited to play a little bit of video games with the guys.
I'm super fucking hype.
What is Minecraft fucking tweeting?
Holy shit, bruh.
I'm not gonna be the guy, but is Minecraft the most profitable video game ever?
Or is it Roblox?
Or is it Fortnite?
Like, what is it?
Like, I didn't really realize that Minecraft has to be the biggest fucking video game,
no?
It comes close to that like robe. Yeah roblox really though, but like everyone knows mine
I guess everyone does know roblox too, bro
Anyways, I'm excited brah. I'm excited. I make sure you show your bags for New York
What is this and why would I ever put this in my fucking bag for New York City, bro?
You know like you guys just like like how like you guys like have random fucking images like that ass there is bro
speaking of fortnight
Peter bought screen recording from 2021 of stable or not are not recognizing his
name on the leaderboard
Question is who's in last?
So good luck for the sub
I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell you, I just couldn't, I don't want to be that guy but I just couldn't tell you
Bro, I was annoying as fuck, holy shit
Like, I dead ass was annoying as shit man
Not to mention I had this bullshit overlay from NRG where I didn't get a single dollar or like and there was like 50 different sponsors
Yo, this is kind of crazy though. Yeah, I just like why was I so loud and annoying, bro
And I'll be honest with you last place Peter but yeah, you're asked well
Bro, this is why Peter bot wanted to play with me though. There's a screenshot. You are the Peter butts ninja
Okay, that's a crazy sentence because you know anyways um first of all sometimes haters can be
your biggest motivators at the table with no one at your dinner with with no success that's my
quote of the day you know what i'm saying you gotta realize chat that you need people to discredit
you like this if you want to succeed he's right no he's right no he's right no he's actually right
he's right i'm right bro i'm right listen was ninja wrong what he said about me genuinely
Was he wrong?
No.
No.
No.
I mean, he's not really, he wasn't really wrong.
Was it necessary?
No.
No.
No.
Did it motivate me?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You know what I'm saying?
Look at all my haters.
All chuds.
Yo, stable, bro.
You actually are a geek and a nerd.
I just want you to know that if stable or not, it'll quit streaming your name.
Wouldn't make sense.
And you'd be sitting in no Twitch chat.
You know, there's people in here who dead ass just look forward just they wait every single day to type bullshit in my chat
And a lot of you guys are retweeting are the same motherfuckers
We're not even how long are we into the stream 14 minutes into the stream? Yeah
Yeah, bro
What are you linking me bro? What are you linking me? Yo knows xp guys
Well, I just okay. I don't want to give that attention. That's not my business and that's a little interesting
Um that neon stable custom time. I got me for almost beyond expensive now
even in the stream. Well, first of all, it's not being entitled. Second of all, I put it in my closet
because of the fact it doesn't fit anywhere because I have no outlets. So maybe before you judge,
you can ask a question. You fucking geek. Okay, that's number one. Number two, there's zero outlets
in my room at the moment. I had to get an extension cable or the, you know, what is it
called? Where you can get multiple. So I need to buy one. Okay, so that's number one. I
could have thrown it away like some people shit that send fucking flags in my asshole.
Um, it'll be put up L Ron. Oh, I'm an L. You know what guys? I'm such an L
I'll go fuck myself. How about that?
Bat signal activated. Yeah, bro. The fucking bro these cookies are dog shit
If you wake up and start your day with crumble cookie and you're in my chat died
It's not good. It's you
Bro imagine startling your day with these fucking bullshit cookies look at these cookies, bro
What even can cookies kill you if you overdose like can you eat enough cookies to overdose?
Like same fit. Oh, it's called the same hoodie because I wore it last night after the gym
After the fucking gym, bro
Yeah, it's called a heart attack, but I'm saying can a heart attack be stemmed that quickly like if I
Is there like a way if I keep eating cookies eventually? I'll just get a heart attack like it's that a thing
That's what I'm asking you like if I just keep eating keep eating keep yours a heart attack
Just it builds up over like months
Yes
Bro, I'll be honest with you. I'm never gonna like get a heart
Okay, let me not say that but knock on wood because I go to the gym now, bro
I'm telling you go to the gym like notice a big difference shout out burger broke W. Burger in the chat man
He was taking over my stream yesterday. You know how the deal goes chat every five gifted burger gets fed
Yeah, bro
Anything that I need to see before we get into the games chance of Stoenie marathon and chat says no
Why is speed bold in a fucking airplane?
There's no time, not the way
What like dead-ass is this what you guys want like I'll take this shit off, bro
No, I got y'all I got y'all I got y'all bro. I got y'all
Yeah, yeah, bro, that was sexy or what?
Hairy ass armpits. Okay, you know what? I'm putting on a shirt. No, no, I'm putting on a shirt, bro
Y'all just y'all dead asses y'all make me uncomfortable
Just being my fucking self. No, no, this is what I get
No, no, no, I mean I get it bro. No, I get it. Let's get it
Hold on now why is he kind of but why is it kind of?
like why is he kind of I mean I mean come on now I mean why is he kind of
why is he kind of disgusting why is he kind of fat why is he kind of flappy
why is he kind of chops why is he kind of disgusting alrighty I mean it's
just like one of these days you guys are gonna miss me it's simple as that
bro um what is this look at this brody what bro use photoshop not AI yeah I
could tell this is fucking terrible what in the fuck am I looking at bro I see a
Keck walk right here I see lays with like like archive doing something I see me
attached to the horse that's terribly photos of a burger sitting on top I see
Fortnite build a stable I see SpongeBob on a fucking is that
I have Pepsi in the fucking background?
Bro, what the fuck am I, and is that our house?
Why do you have our actual house in the background?
Okay, sure bro, I'll add this to my thing.
Is this what you guys want?
You guys want me to put this as my banner bro?
Sure, I'll put it as my banner bro.
I mean sure bro, I mean whatever.
Like, it's like, it could be a little bit better bro.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Sometimes honesty is the best policy
with the table with dinner or success with friends.
I don't deserve to put my name in this category
What what you eating bro?
The boat let your bitch have some bro
Yo, listen honestly bro actually lost a decent amount of waste thank you, bro
Thank you. Oh finally you guys credit me with a little bit just a little bit
I'm dead ass, bro. It took you three years, bro
At least I'm doing something like you guys always do this fucking complain equals funny shit, bro
Damn he already moved out of the courthouse. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro
I don't know what's happening with the YouTube channel, but hey check this shit out chap
Bro check this shit out because of you guys, bro. This channel is going crazy. Look 500,000
Yo, are we dead ass in 16 hours? This video also has like 110,000
I think already it's delayed because it's a 40 minute video, bro pretty nice, bro. La peace get this shit out of my
All right, um, yeah, bro, uh, that's kind of it for that, bro
It's a new YouTube thing. Well, I mean shit that views a drink good
I don't give a fuck the fudge that's why you multi-stream. Oh, okay
So do you want me to click multi-stream right now? Is that what you're gonna do? Do you want me to multi-stream on YouTube?
If that's what you want, I'll do it outlaw
Figure it out, bro. Figure it out. You're on duty right now
Now from 1967 RB 17 really inspirational, bro. I mean he was born before that
What else bro, what else do I need to see? Yes, this is the new ultra drop-dropping tomorrow
This is one of them. This is pretty nice, bro. Laze. Laze looks pretty handsome in this. He's got pretty much aura
You know what I'm saying? He looks great, bro. Also. We are using these fucking candles that we stole
I don't know whose candles these are but they smell fucking nice, bro. Here check it a smell check it a smell
It smells like fresh strawberry and hepatitis B. The fuck, hibiscus.
Thank you, Ron, for streaming.
You made my day better.
Dude, of course, bro.
Not gonna lie.
I'm gonna take a nap.
Let me know.
Mario, that's not how it works, actually.
You're employed.
Yo, question, question.
School, right?
I'm gonna figure out the first day of school for most of you guys.
I wanna do this stream idea, but I need to know when majority is.
Is it September 8th, or is it now?
Bro, I'm really trying to think.
I wanna do this, bro.
I wanna do back to school outfits.
I wanna rate my streams back to school outfits.
But are you guys already all back?
Bro, my socks smell nasty, bro.
You guys are already all back?
Wait, is it Gege?
Is it Gege?
Not gonna lie, I'ma take a nap, let me know.
Bro, let you know what?
What do you mean, let me know?
Who the hell are you?
Dude, what am I letting you know about?
Yeah, bro, we'll, we'll, I-
Wait, someone in my chat just said
they started school August 4th.
Are you dead ass?
Are you dead August 4th?
What is this?
10,000 likes.
High-vives is next level, bro.
Okay?
High-vives is next level.
This guy was literally had a station,
He was controlling all the streams.
He was switching shit.
You know what happens when I ask for help, bro?
Bernie's a Discord fucking gambling, bro.
That's what happens when I ask for help.
So I'm taking a real hard look at this shit, okay?
I already have applicants sending shit to my DM.
Listen, dude, I don't know what's going on here, but first of all, Bernie till Matt.
Where is even Matt?
Hey, Matt.
Hey, watch, watch.
Hey, Matt, where are you, bro?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie if we don't have mods that are as good as how long do we just get rid of them like dead ass
So we just get rid of them like we just get rid of them bro like are you fucking like bro
I'm not gonna lie like we should just exterminate out of your fucking mind
What does Scorpio to do what does John's do that? That's fireman. I'm not kidding. No, he's fine
What does he do? This is the eight like no shade, but Scorpio gotta go streaming a rope
Yo, bro
Well behind mine low key is a generational talent like now that I think about it. What is this?
Dude, okay, I listen this isn't Sims characters, but bro look at me blonde come on bro come on tell me not I don't look sexy, bro
Bro come on bro. I look sexy bro like
Bro fuck all of you guys man
And whatever bro, black is your color.
That is true.
Once you go black, you don't ever go, what chat?
Hey, dumb fuck, I don't stream to form fucking clips.
Not enough likes, sorry.
Not enough likes.
Not enough likes, not enough likes.
Oh, by the way, the Shamrock Shake
was one of the best McDonald's drinks ever.
No bullshit.
Like, dead ass serious, no bullshit.
The Shamrock Shake was the greatest thing.
Like, I'm not fat, right?
No, no, seriously, I'm not fat.
But I would go to McDonald's
Just to get a shamrock shake like this was the greatest thing ever. I don't know what they put in this out ego
Okay, bro. Let's go see what it was
I am
What is this
Name the slot from the sound level. Oh
That's all outsourced to out for you. Thank you, bro. Hey, bro
You're this is not X you see clip bro. Try the peppermint shake from Chick-fil-A. It's busted
Dude you fat fuck go on a Chick-fil-A early in the morning to get a peppermint shake
Go fuck yourself, bro. Shut your fat ass up and watch the stream
Can you post this can you postpone the stream? I gotta go out to dinner. No no
What is this?
Disappointed honestly that ass disappointed
What though oh shit hold on I got it
What though? Oh shit hold on I got it. What the fuck am I watching? Sorry. Hey well don't
judge me on that I scratch with my foot okay do not judge me on that and I swear if anyone
clipped that I swear bro would you. Bro he calls out the corvoids for wasting 20 million
dollars on a content house just to not do group content. Alright anyway. Alright.
Besides streaming though, the core boys, well, I'm not hating on them, okay?
I'm just saying that they need to actually do a group stream, like all of them.
Like Silky, Marlin, Ron, all of them, a group stream.
Because lately they've been doing separate streams.
I'm like, I mean besides the character series, but I'm saying like in general they made a whole house for the group.
No, we made the whole house just to be together and to make sure that we're all alive, bro.
Like, bro, can you guys, he does not speak for anyone, bro.
Like, oh my God, bro.
Jeez Louise, bro, like just shut up, bro.
He speaks for us.
So you're telling me he speaks for everybody in here
Used that house for two streams
You can do your own streams, but do groups in heaven read his shirt, bro. Simple as that man
Ken Carson could potentially be coming to fortnight next update. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
I'm not even kidding bro, like I'm genuinely serious
serious. Like what do I have to do? No bullshit. Like what the fuck do I have to do? Like do
I gotta like, do I gotta suck a dude off to get into this game? Like if that's what
it takes bro, at this point like I'm starting to think of Marlin is gonna get in the game
before me. Like dead ass. Like I dead ass think Marlin is just gonna get in the game
bro. This is your kid. Alright. Yo when does Junk go ready? Should I give him a
group call should I give him a call because he has to go at eight hey
the Delilah what's he like in New York City I'm a thousand miles away but girl
tonight you look so pretty oh yes you do time squared oh shine as bright as you
you know it's true dude I'm more than ready
Dude, do not trade Michael Vic for Deandre and Sanders
Alright bro, call me back
I'll let you pick okay, you can end up winning the elite or losing the elite. You're gonna pick okay
And I want you to actually take this serious. Don't be the troll. Okay, but I'm pretty good at basketball
Go hit me I
Am getting rid of Drake London my second round pick and in return
I'm receiving Aaron Jones, Lad McConkie,
Mackay Lemon, and $900 fab.
We have $1000 fab.
It's basically your budget you can use to pick up players
off the wire, which means I'm not the most fab in the league.
I said Lad.
Lad McConkie's his third round pick.
Mackay Lemon is a new rookie who's wide receiver
too in Philadelphia, and I'm going to be honest,
Aaron Jones is kind of a cheeseburger.
What do you think?
Should I keep Drake London or do this trade route?
OK, so here's my take, right?
Honestly, Mackay Lemon is going off this year
and that's facts, right?
But Dejian Love is pretty good, you know?
And I think he's really a generational talent,
to be honest with you.
Oh my God, why did I call you about this?
Bro, what else?
Help, what am I going to do, bro?
What am I going to do?
Okay, so my take-
I take this, leave it.
It's kind of with me, my lead.
Okay, so honestly, Tua and Penix are like WBS,
you know what I'm saying?
draft you could draft Aaron her name is and keep Drake London well also you could you could you
know um get Darren Watkins and Seymour Woods if you want
oh my god you know Ron my season hangs in the balance bro just get fucking honestly
I think you keep your team
Why is a part of the game to wait, where's where's dejaun love
That's what you want me to get on my team day job fucking low. I mean he's a 49ers player now
No, he's a fake 49ers player. He's a fake 40. He's not real wrong
Wait, when do we get in this call by the way? When does Jason and Lays want to play?
Well, Jay or Lays is on contract. So if I tell him to get on right now, he's forced it whether he likes it or not
Jason I think is ready whenever he's just chalked and I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready whenever
It's Jason live. I need to download the game on Steam, which might take like, what, five minutes?
I think it takes forty fucking seconds.
Yo, I keep getting ear infections. Can someone help me?
It might be your, um, headset that's nine years old. How to fish.
Bro, check.
I can't believe you brought that headset for thirty hours, uh, the other day.
Think about it.
I-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Yo, Ron, you excited for Minecraft with Lost Man?
I watched his gameplay yesterday like you told me to do and yeah
He died to fall damage two times in five minutes. So should I go get your home? Stay here over?
I'm gonna go get a Qtip so much other than my ear. Give me one second
Chat plug into a trade analyzer website. Okay. Let me see you. Let me plug it in. Let me plug it in
I downloaded how fish let me download or let me let me um
I purchased it, let me install it.
Do I get to do a training on a lecture website?
Okay, let's see what it looks like.
Bro, you're lucky, Jake, you're lucky.
Bro, I have no fucking toothpicks left for my ear or whatever.
Bro, you're lucky, bro, you're lucky, you're lucky, you're lucky.
You're lucky.
I just saw someone said, my address, 3712 Broadlawn,
you've been complaining since 3712 Broadlawn,
go see a doctor. All right. Wait, why are they all spamming Drake post?
Drake posted you on Instagram.
Put on champagne poppy.
Fear of missing out September 15th. He's dropping another album.
Oh my god, I left a comment, maybe he'll follow me.
More mids.
I'll fucking end my stream right now if y'all keep calling Drake mid.
You understand me?
I don't give a fuck about any of this internet shit, but I'm a real gangster from Cherry
Hone of Jersey.
Stop disrespecting me in this fucking chat where everyone in here is gonna get hit
with the lightning and the fucking thunder
and I don't think y'all are ready for the fucking rainstorm.
You understand me?
So stop disrespecting me.
I got Dejan Love, number one pick.
What about you?
Bro, Ron, I'm gonna call you in discord in two minutes,
bro, two minutes.
Two minutes.
Two minutes, two minutes.
Okay, if not, everyone's gonna spam late.
Okay, two minutes, yes.
Bro guys name one Drake album. That was bad, please like I came with this chat if people are just disrespectful like y'all are
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It's me hey, hey, what's up, bro? Wait lamain a mall place fortnight other the player we spawned bro
Yes, peace
He actually knows how to get dobles
Yeah
You know the mean it's me the guy who won FNCS in 2019
Love your soccer skills watch you play the World Cup even take home the chip
We'll love to run some duos with you, bro
Sincerely the biggest and the baddest Barcelona fan to touch this earth
He never responded to my
All right, hold on. Let's just let me word this properly. Yo, bro
So you play
fortnight
big
London fan, no, no Barcelona or London, which one is Barcelona, right? I think Barcelona. Yeah, Barcelona fan
If you ever want to play duos
Duos just let me know
I'm a FNCS champion by the way
meaning I won a FNCS back in 2019 December.
Should you send him a selfie so he knows you're not hacked?
Well I can't because he doesn't follow me.
Oh fuck.
Maybe I'll send him some emojis that look like me.
Maybe like a laughing face.
Maybe...
Hold on.
like a big ladies in the building I'm a ladies I'm drinking the body armor lights
like you told me bro get off bro I'm messaging them all right now what are
you doing I'm trying to mug like you bro I don't bro but that'll get you
right no troll that's good stuff bro what the fuck is this is a baby what is
We got a coffee. What the fuck does this stand for my team?
What the fuck does this stand for
Baby
Maybe send him
Oh, I didn't look the Barcelona flag or something.
I'll do that.
Oh, yeah.
Got it.
Maybe I'll set up like a couple balls still, so he knows that was the flag.
Oh my God, I can't send pictures.
Hold on.
Wait.
I don't think they're gonna be holding the football behind you, like the Tony Jefferson one, oh, that one.
So he knows it's me, bro. So he knows it's me.
Classic.
Bro, you're a football. Wait, does this not get delivered? Wait, it doesn't get delivered. Failed to send.
damn look how cute i look too that's good flick bro thank you brother damn bro
lamain your mall and me have we get so many fucking likes proposed with the
fuck damn bro it's being like it's being like a football player like just a cheat
code to just like swag and like money yeah we all ready to work yeah but i mean
lamain your mall got a we got a stream coming up so i can't be here too long
You texted him in Twitter or Instagram Instagram brah mean him. We have a fortnight stream coming out. He plays for tonight. Oh
Bro, what did we give all say to you, bro? What did he say?
Um, I mean Lays what didn't he say to be honest with you? Yeah, it's just
Nothing really I'm gonna pull up your stream and check it out right now
Gus
Oh
Can I ask you a question real quick now?
What I think I'm not my haircut in my go-to combo. Oh you look like a creep
You click you're from oh, you look like your friend, bro. It's his name dat you look like you're free look like that
Jason give me a couple of poses bro give me a couple poses
post cameras on
Hold on. Let me check out. Let me try my camera side profile
Not bad, bro. I don't mind it. Okay. Not bad.
Holy ascension. Yo, have you been drinking the body armor lights?
Yeah, bro. Yeah. Don't stand my muck to my city. Oh, God, bro.
Bro, just chill out. You saw you saw my haircut today is not that bad a person, right?
Um, I wouldn't say it's bad, but I will tell you the mustache and the beard or should I say the pubes have got to go
Yo, yo, please talk to me
Well, key we do we do go no facial hair. We definitely do go no facial hair
You'll drink see I step out of that but like I'm feeling the haircut bro
And you're pulling it off like this is not it, but I'm just saying like we usually do go no
Someone said you look like Edward
Yo, I've been getting a lot of like Glenn from the walking dead a lot of Glenn
JC, let me know
Yo
Looks like it's in a boy band
I don't have good lighting guys. I'm going to
You look like you're wearing a helmet, Jason.
Stop, please. My whole chat today is a nice haircut.
Oh, you got ants on your upper lip.
Here you go. There you go. Yeah.
Bro, ladies, I swear to God, I've seen you on a Hollister poster before.
I swear.
No, you're not, dude.
Bro, I got to get you, bro.
See, but Ron just has camera depth.
Like, I'm going to be honest. Bro, Ron, you're just carried by your camera.
You're carried by stuff in everything in your life, bro.
You're chopped permanently.
You understand?
You're chopped permanently.
Yo, question.
Do you guys drink coffee?
Yeah, or nay?
Uh, that's a big yeah for me.
Yeah.
Coffee type of guy.
We used to do matcha, but then we switched.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah.
So Ron, you rolled out of bed.
You have like heels under your eyes and then you pound matcha.
I mean, bro.
When you get out of bed, you want to like say it for you?
This isn't gay.
Whatever you want to say bro taking care of yourself doesn't equal like feminine doesn't equal flamboyant whatever it might be
Yo, I wake up and I start my day by putting eye patches under my eyes. That's normal bro. I want to look good
I don't want to look like that guy
clocking that shit
Well tell me about my goatee combo. Do I actually got a safe this shit
Without those feet you don't even need to do it. Yeah, that's true. You look good Jason
You don't even decide the sides of the mustache. They're giving you gi bro. They're longer than the middle
Please God don't say that you be aware
bro look well
Yo, are y'all shaved up?
Like do you guys shave your nuts? I don't know my shit is a bush right now. I haven't used to something I'm scared to
I'm scared because I'm gonna cut it. I think I'm gonna cut it. Yeah, so I'm just I'm just like waiting
I don't know what I'm waiting for but like I'm waiting
Inside me bro, I feel like y'all needed I need to zoom in so much I can get used to me with a goatee
Okay, I got ants on my face
Shake them right now. You're disgusting. I'm not saying I never shaved my balls
I'm saying I shaved my balls literally twice a year because it's the most terrifying thing ever
I'm just scared of cutting once a year. Let me put you on game. Now. I've never shaved my asshole, and I still need to do it
No one has done it for me. I need someone to do it. I'm not kidding. That's normal. Nobody. No, but the thing is Jinxie my
My assholes. It's like I've never seen it still to this day. I've still never seen this guy
Bro, yeah, I've never seen my asshole, and I don't ever want to see my ass. So let's disgusting
Do you put a guard on put a guard on your manscape and you will never get nicked
What?
Pardon?
You will never get nicked.
Oh.
Well, what?
Bro, yo, I'm gonna be honest, though.
Like, I think shaving your ass here, I'm gonna be honest, it's a little weird.
How is it weird, though, Vius?
So for me, I have so much that it becomes like a whole forest down there.
And the problem-
You, I believe that.
You're definitely a hairy guy.
Now the problem is when I sit in my chair, like, my chair starts to get really swampy.
Like it's swamp ass.
I need to shave it like if I have too much hair it's too much moisture and it builds like what is the thing where trees have like they if
It's too wet out. What is it called on the ground?
Do yeah, midu. I don't even shave my nipple hairs bro. What the fuck are we doing?
I'm supposed to be gaming or sewing up Bobby bro. Well, you shave your leg you shave your nipple. I don't shave my nipple hair smell
Wait, what?
Your shit's look like bald though. You kind of got pepperoni nipples and Ron got little chocolate chip nipples
Ron has perfect nipples. I said this in New Jersey Ron. You actually have perfect nipples
I've never seen anything like it in my life. They're like a perfect side. They look like Jason's eyes
All right
Are you fucking kidding me?
A man does not tidy up his home if he's not accepting
Expecting visitors bro. Just cuz I want to shave my asshole doesn't mean I'm trying to get dick in it
Okay, listen, okay, that's what your asshole is just sanitary, bro
Like same with your pubes and ladies you can open your ears for this, you know, everyone should make sure they're cleaned up
It's just sanitary. You know what I'm saying? Maybe your armpits, whatever it might be like look my shit's kind of long
I should probably just trim it, you know, I'm saying I don't shave my armpits, but I just trim it
I see I see my humpers was that bad. No, bro. I mean, it's just sanitary, bro
I'm tired of everyone on the internet just saying question mark, etc. Trying to take care of yourself, bro
It's become feminine for men to take care of themselves
Sure, I wake up in the morning and get a matcha with extra ice almond milk low
No sugar, whatever it might be bro with a crap with a cloud cream top floater
Whatever sure I get manicures every other two weeks pedicures, whatever it might be
Sure, I put I things under my eyes so I don't get bags in the morning and I drink my coconut water in the morning
Bro does that make me an LACC boy? No
Like come on here. Yeah here and that's on no crumbs. No crumbs. Fuck that shit, bro
Jason you shave your armpit hair, right?
All right, what about you run wait does Asian people get hair? I heard it's like like it's let's do do Asian people get hair
Look at my question was answered Wax on wax off Jason. How long did that take like a week?
Oh, okay. That's dude. That's good. See and I just bought my drummer roller. So I'm a third
Why are y'all laughing? I look like a Snapchat filter when you put the mustache and beer, bro.
You know, that's good. That's good. That's what I'm going for dude. I feel like um,
I feel like it's hard to get a beard. No, like how do you get it? No, it's hard to connect that I heard like for instance me like I
Grow but like if this gets patchy right here
But Ron, you know why you save man because I look like a pedophile on my hair. No, you don't you look good
Bro, I'm just saying no, bro, you guys all look everybody in here looks great man
You guys ready to play the game thank you, bro ready for the game bro listen
This game takes some time. This is a game about talking to each other communicating being a team. What not bro, so
I guess
I'll keep
Who does Lays remind you of? I swear he kind of reminds me of, like,
He reminds me of? Is it Harry Styles?
Like a Harry Styles?
Like a Harry Styles mixed in with Pete Davidson and fucking
Bro, this is Lays, this is you, bro
Let me see, let me see, hold on, pull it up
Lays is Harry Styles!
And then Jason's just like, get off the screen, bro, like random people
Thanks, y'all, bro, genuinely, bro
Y'all make me feel insecure
All right
So I got the game a little
This is actually late. Oh, I remember
I can't look at me. Oh my god. This is late. Oh my god. What'd you find?
Okay, not this one really but like in tattoos Pete Davidson. No, I got to get some bro
I gotta get some bro. Oh, please. I'm gonna be honest if you get tattoos you could bang me next
I'm not a big rider get on the game
I'm on
It's got good music from actually feeling this is actually might be like a game up generally pop
Ladies before this generally y'all want me to string with no camera
Bro, mom just time out people who are saying no camera. We want to see Jason's face. We want to see Jason's face
Well guys time up people okay time people saying Jason looks like underneath my nuts guys come on. No one even said that
guys time out the guy in bronze chat that's a jinksy sexy I actually got money
there's not a single I don't think that's been said in a twitch chat all
right yo bro chill don't even type that over there wait you even customize your
guy wait I don't know hard I should I host I'm gonna host it wait this low
key already looks like me wait difficulty easy or hard sure just
default I think default yeah I'm done for default by the way I'm never gonna have
lays everybody here in a video game of y'all I'm gonna be honest I don't know
shut up oh my god let's make your character yeah I long guy just beat
that's off which I'll bout to look like I gotta make myself
I made myself default never hard
All right, all right, wait I created already
Don't you ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes
Sorry, sorry about that guys. I'm inviting everyone here. No fucking itchy. Is it you?
I don't have you on team, bro make my guy batter. That's not even an option
Wait, how to fuck wait don't join this run. You don't have me added on steam. No
I don't know you bro. I don't know you. Oh, I can edit my car. That's just toxic and I was just getting
getting the chat, bro
Yo, wait, how do I not have you at it though? I thought we played multiple games. Didn't we just play chain together? I mean what?
Zondale, what's your name on Steve?
Who the fuck is Zondale?
Does this look like me?
Elbuddy, Elbuddy.
By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, anyone who gets off this game before we beat it is a loser
We're gonna hay farm them.
No, I have to go at 8, so I've said that nine times.
At pointy.
Also, we beat it before 8, you were getting hay farmed.
Yeah, you're gonna get hay farmed, just as simple as that.
Which one?
I don't know if I joined.
Ron, what's your steam name?
What's your steam name?
Go fuck yourself.
Yeah, but this is what I'm talking about.
No, no.
Did you get that one?
Let me type it in.
I clicked join, but.
Try this one now, here, hold on.
Does it ever drive you crazy?
Just stop.
So Ron, I have you added, but then you said I un-added you.
Oh, Chad, do you see Jinxie?
If you see Jinxie, point it out, Chad.
Where is he?
Oh, Chad, do you see Jinxie?
Or do you see stable Ronaldo?
Oh, Chad, he's right there.
Oh.
Where is your name, bro? Is your name Joe Bort? Is your name LaPiece?
Is your name Little Like King of LA? Is your name Mike Wazowski? Is your name Rog?
Earth War...
I'm in!
Oh, you think you're too cool so you're offline on Steam?
That's the problem!
Ora!
Mogged! Mogged!
I'm in! I'm in!
Wait, hold on.
Just wanna run by me again if you can.
Um...
Yo, Ron!
Wait, bro, your character's top. You look like a peanut.
Bro, you're yellow. What the fuck?
Excuse me?
I'm just looking at your character.
Why are you so yellow?
Yo, put your status on jinx. I'm coming. Hi guys. Hi guys. Do it. Oh,
W give
Wait chat. Should we do proximity to each other?
We should do proximity jinxy you look super infertile does that I can't like reproduce
Fast moves baby. How many how many kids do y'all want bro? How many kids do I want 50?
So I can have 50 viewers no matter what
I
Want I want 11 so I can make a valorant squad
Isn't a valorant squad I meant like a football squad
Speaking of football thoughts on messy retirement bro, Jinxie. Did I not call he was gonna retire?
You did it was actually kind of a little fire
Does that mean Ronaldo is a goat because he didn't retire yet?
Hey, I'm not gonna get on. No, listen. Yo, we
I'm not doing this shit today, man. If it's a good day today's a good day
We're running in your game
Now hold man, bro
Wait, so we go gamechild or no, is it not necessary, you have to go gamechat
Hello, can y'all hear me? Oh my god
Can y'all hear me hello
Hello guys hello, can you hear me?
Unfortunately, can you'll hear me? Yeah Gc I can hear myself to your microphone. Yeah, you guys hear me
I bet you could cash it if you raise vague it with an empty beer can
We need $12, okay, we need to figure out a make bread. Oh, we could gamble
Oh, but we can't.
We can't, we can't.
What is that?
Just gamble, Bob.
What the fuck?
So what is the objective of this game?
So we have to basically, apparently,
to just how to...
The long leg of the future has been
stealing my beer while I sleep.
So we have to find a long-legged creature
who's gonna have his beer.
Okay.
I'm downing to that.
So what is the point of this game?
So we gotta...
Oh no, wait, I'm seeing it!
You can pick up these clams on the ground here.
I just picked up a few...
a few I think I just got to these guys I got a clam get it if you're under water
you like immediately start how do you hold Q and heat you throw on me eats it
oh eat it you fat bitch fuck you fucking fat bitch where is it shared money how
How much money do you guys have a dollar of a dollar people I think
They're just terrible. They're just terrible, bro
How's that ironic bro ladies, I'm oh, we got we got $12 we need 25
Wait, should we gamble it?
No, we're not gambling you're just gonna lose don't gamble now jinxing the chat
What is this? Insert, drip, retouch, replay. Sharpen, melee.
You guys, we have 12. I bought a radio. Why would you buy a radio?
Dude.
For the tunes? The fuck?
Okay, for the vibes, fuck it.
You guys, look, now we have music.
I hear static.
That's beautiful.
Do they have a station out here?
By the radar, we need more money.
Oh my god, we have shared it.
I see both sides like Chanel.
See on both sides, under 12.
I bought the radar.
It's really on my mind.
Did you buy the radio?
Yeah, look, I got this.
All right.
Can we repair this boat, maybe?
I like this music.
Stop there!
Oh, you can get the clams.
Wait a second, is the audio bad?
Why are you all saying the audio is bad?
Wait, are clams good?
I've never eaten clams, really.
The only thing I've eaten is clams.
Wait, guys, we have two raiders.
I think I saw one of these.
No, I can't see them all.
We have two?
We don't have one.
Hey, guys, what are you doing?
Is it just that?
Oh, Jinx, you're on the wrong mic, I think.
I'm not on the mic.
My chat stream.
Well, your mic is pretty loud too, bro.
Okay, well, I got an empty beer can.
Let's see if we can lure in some fish here.
What about now?
What about now?
What about now?
It sounds the same.
Okay, okay.
What about now?
What about now?
What about now?
Okay, now you're going to quiet.
Okay, what about now?
What about now?
What about now?
That's pretty good.
All right, thank you, bro.
All right, well, we're feeding him.
Oh!
I'm bringing you right up.
I'm fucking bringing you.
your games I'm gonna buy a fishing rod guys
Yo we lost money! I hate losing money! I hate losing money! We're not losing money anymore!
Stop!
Wait, G.C. you're fishy.
Oh my God. I got him.
Oh you caught a child.
You caught a child.
G.C. grab him. Grab him.
G.C. lower your gain to 0.20. You're too riled.
Guys guys guys take it take the car
My fucking crap. Why am I dying? Oh, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I need food. I need food. Goodbye world
I just got I just got a empty beer can what the fuck
Your tracks
I'm also bleeding out
Oh
Okay, it seems to be 15 chop mother fuckers on this island I'm reading the rate
This long and leg
fishing up here
Chad by the way, I'm not getting off till I beat this game. I don't have up here for 15
here we go how did you guys get a fishing rod it's top left on the door
it's three bucks
Wait, we aced only guys, we had one before.
That's the first one.
Yeah, that was not so long ago.
Ah, I can't move my mouse.
We got one tapped.
Wait, what the fuck?
How do we, I can't move my mouse.
Wait, our guy!
Oh no.
You know what we need?
We need a, oh my god, hot dog.
Ooh.
I just ate a hot dog.
I got my fishing rod, here we go, chat, ready?
I used to be known as a pro fisher.
Back in the day when I had a dad,
he actually taught me how to fish one time
and I caught a fish and I beat it to death
with my bare fucking fists.
Sweet!
Oh, wow.
You had it, Dad?
Hold on a second.
Well, we need a weapon so we can kill
the next big spider crab, guys.
I got something.
I got a scorpion.
Lane, speed the script, you know.
I got Jason's penis.
Dude, that's not funny, bro.
That's just not funny.
What do I do with this?
I'm so confused.
How do you convert the crab?
I got it in the water.
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
You gotta reel stuff in and then kill it and sell it to the guy.
So, drop it on the floor and then punch it?
Yeah, punch the floor.
Oh, we need the top left, y'all.
To earn cash, you need to sell items, grab a clam, head to the NPC, and hold Q. Throw the clam in the water.
Oh, okay, so we need a fish fur-
Oh! Whoa!
I gotta grab, I gotta grab, I gotta grab!
Oh!
There you go!
That's what they pay!
Oh, we're coming up now.
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh my god, that's fucking way better!
Oh, I have my fishing rod!
Yo, am I?
Oh, you can gamble the crab!
Wait.
Oh, get your own.
I got a mythical, mythical creature!
What?
Oh.
Okay, it's okay.
I bet everyone makes mistakes in their life.
It's all about the piece.
No!
What?
What's wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Find the piece.
I got a gay crab!
You gotta back it up back it up
Oh
Sell it retards. Okay. You can be nicer about that. Wait. Do I sell it? Do I sell this shot? Do I sell this?
All right, I have a crap now
Real it in drop it switch to your fist punch it
it. Gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble.
What are you gamble?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, whoa, whoa.
What am I doing?
Ah.
Ah.
Where's the rest of my brass knuckles?
How do I get it?
What?
Yo, ladies, ladies, ladies.
When I reel them in, they just run into the water right away.
What do I do?
Bring it back a little bit.
Bring them back a little, like, scoop back, then drop them.
What are you doing?
Let me help you.
And then you got to instantly switch your fists.
Another Jason penis
So chat I I still this
Be nice, bro be nice be nice be nice be nice
Drop stuff I want to drop my two
Yeah, I got this to you. Yeah, it seems relaxing, bro
Hey
chat be honest the radio was that worth buying
yeah I gotta say it actually was worth buying this is good tunes this is good
tunes
we should we should play a payphone
he's fucking saying they win
guys remember to eat remember to eat
thank you bro thank you thank you thank you remember to eat
true remember to eat big money big money big money
No way! How did you get a rainbow crab bro? Like I keep getting fucking...
You're gonna be in the top there! I keep getting shrimps bro!
Yeah, again, again, again, again, again!
You can right click to drop whatever you cause. You're trying to get some new shit.
Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I got the ditty shrimp!
Shrimp shrimp! Shrimp shrimp! Shrimp shrimp!
Go put that little gamble. You gamble that once you kill it.
What did I get? A bayonet.
I'm dying! Who's killing me?
You might be needing to eat Jason. I'm good. How do I gamble?
How do I get it?
Where is it wait? Well, I could have to say clamps. How do I how do I give my night?
Mid-mid-mid that's me. Yeah, I don't even get the knife
There's skis. I think it is. So is there even a point of gambling? Is there a point of gambling?
Yo gambling is a way of life, bro. It's not about making money. It's about living your life in life
You gamble every day. I wake up and I leave Cherry Hill. That's a gamble. Okay, you never know who's gonna be there
Can I use the shrimp as bait
buy the knife at the door yes I'm pretty enough to buy a knife
hot dog!
the runner!
we got him!
someone run!
guys I'm gonna make an investment don't get mad at me ok I really wanna buy this
knife
she's the runner!
she's the track star!
wait
45 dollars guys
who just-
no!
look at my knife!
stop
Stop!
Yo, what the fuck?
Stop! Stop!
What are you making?
Oh, stop!
Oh, stop!
Stop!
Time out!
Oh my god, I'm in for this.
Yo, wait a sec.
What can I do for the knife?
Just aim for me one time.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Wait, why is this game low key?
Peek!
I'm gonna kill my son.
Basically, lose money when you do that.
Just eat food.
Just eat food.
Okay.
Ooh!
Yo, guys, save up.
I'm gonna buy a friggin' knife, yo.
Oh, I have a house on.
I'm gonna get brass knuckles so we can fight the spider
But we can get beer and just get drunken fish
Getting drunk and fishing sounds
Yo, we don't fish you in fish with their body
underwater gonna get it each week
No fish
Well, I love this game. I'm not gonna lie. I can play this all day. I'm under fishing back in day with bad
I miss those
Damn, what are you guys fishing for?
Fish.
Fishing for dinner?
Actually, yes.
Wait, we got a rock crab. Who got a new creature?
I think I did.
Yo, we should go for every single time.
Game is kind of relaxing.
Who's cozy right now?
Anybody cozy?
We already got our bread back, too. We're chillin'.
Oh, I caught something big!
Whoa, it's a big one!
Yo, if you would just get up and teach him
Wait, so eventually I don't want to spoil it but can we can we rebuild our boat like can someone tell me like I'm confused
Wait it says congratulations, you're done the tutorial if you manage to feed it, I'll trade you my phone. Oh
No, despite it. We need it. So give him a beer and then we can find the boss
What are we ready for the spider?
I have a knife.
What weapon do you have?
I think I'm ready.
Wait, I can sharpen my knife.
Oh, you can sharpen shit.
This is some bullshit.
I got bullshit on the thing right here.
Yo, guys, buy him a beer.
He wanted a beer.
Buy him a beer.
Make sure you have a full HP.
Make sure you have a full HP.
What do you think of my knife?
What do you think of my knife, Chat?
I'm gonna do two.
Eat the heal. How do I eat it?
How do I eat a shrimp? How do I eat this shit?
She's getting one of the beer. Get up here.
Ooh, a crab.
It's a floater.
Anyone know that meme or no?
It's a crab.
Blast it. Blast it.
Oh, I just came in my pants, I think.
Oh, see that?
You guys see that?
It's a floater!
How about a hot dog?
A dog?
Oh, this game is so piecemeal.
Okay, so I think we use this radar when we repair our boat.
That's my guess.
Alright, we're ready. I'm going to give them a beer,
and then we should be good to kill the crab.
Okay, but what if we die to the crab?
the water
Bro, but the thing is that he's right moment you can actually sharpen your knife
So make sure you sharpen it before we fight this guy
How many bosses are there?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Why am I effing?
What is pressing B? What does it do? What does pressing B do?
Uh, it snakes the bus driver?
Bro, you can't fuck that little asshole.
Hey look Jason, look I caught, hey I caught you a little shit.
It's you. You little fucking dick.
Oh shit.
You know what, you keep talking about a shrimp.
It makes me think you might have a shrimp, bro.
What? Nah.
Thank you, JC.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Hold on!
Where? Ah! Ah!
I've got a chest lock of all time. I've gotten this crab 30 times.
Big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money, big money!
Nine! Nine! Nine!
Yes, yes, I'm not a spot in the crab. Are you already?
She wanted a beer. Why would I have a beer yet? No, I'm gonna give him a beer
My oven everybody foolish beat
No
Yeah, look, look, I got no weapons though
You need to get a knife, bro
Money's tight, bro
It's right. Money's tight. Now this shit reminds me of top and spring
Nothing
Don't judge your book by its color
Already jumping my knife
Oh
What the fuck is that?
Bro, I'm fucking being played with by these fucking things.
Bitch!
No!
We need it!
Oh, better be with better fashion.
Excuse me.
Can someone rescue me?
Can someone rescue me?
Where are you?
I'm going up now.
Oh, no.
You're going to play the game!
Don't let them stop me!
How do they rescue?
Get a help!
Get a help!
No!
You!
I got one.
Shawn!
What the f*** is this guy doing?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
We are moving!
I'm not even going to stop!
Wait!
It's a real one!
You said the CIP thing!
Oh!
Help me!
We have nothing!
Help me!
I have written on you!
How?
What about you?
No, man!
Oh my god!
I'm actually...
I'm in need of one shot.
Yo, I'm leaving the island.
Oh my god, jeez.
Wait, where am I going?
Kill him, kill him!
Yeah!
I can hear him!
I think they're fucking inside of us!
That's not your match!
We got you!
It is me!
Dura!
The mic is up there!
I'm sure it's him up from behind!
Bro!
Who made this game?
Bro, I'm getting carried, bro.
This is not who I am, I'm out of here.
Let us see him!
Somebody get him!
Somebody get him!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Alright guys, I'm giving you an aerial view.
He's gonna go left, he's going left, he's going left, he's going left!
Hey, the sky!
Chopper in the sky!
And more pay attention!
Yo, can y'all hear me?
Listen, he's gonna murder, he's gonna murder, he's gonna murder!
Back up, back up, back up, he's coming for you in the back of the island!
He's coming for you, he's coming for you, he's coming for you!
Help me! Help!
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
It despawned.
It despawned.
We survived though, we survived.
No bro, we need it.
Okay, low key, that was a lot better than our first go though.
Okay, way better, yeah.
I lost everything.
We just need knives, man.
We need knives.
Bro, you just...
Like a lot of...
Wrong guy, like, sent into the sky.
He got some bullshit.
Bro, run is...
Actually, it's just dead fucking wave.
Bro.
Oh, K-Stone did this by himself yesterday.
Wow.
We got creature.
next time he's not going to get eaten by a bird
give me that
oh god that was almost good
which is a weapon also eat the crab
okay
eww how do i chow though
where's the radar dude
where's my knife
yo guys listen up
the better bait you throw in
the better items you get
like the better creatures you get
so better throw in good bait
how do i get bait
yo guys how do you get better bait
listen listen listen
listen it's a hot dog
Listen, can I tell you guys something?
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something, let me tell you something.
Listen, everyone get a knife to eat it.
Everyone, everyone get a knife to eat it.
Shut the fuck up or I'm talking!
Listen, you have to get a knife and sharpen it, okay?
It's the only way we win.
Fun, I can't afford it, we need to save it.
Mr. Gritty!
Hello?
We need something.
Mr. Greedy yes
Does everyone here have a knife yes or no
All right by a knife
Mr. Greedy I know no
Mr. Greedy, bro. I'm mr. Greedy. I just bought a knife. I'm saving for a knife and someone just bought some retard shit
it. I'm killing everyone. Mr. Gritty. Mr. Gritty. Mr. Gritty. No. I'm not one. No. That
one friend that does another joke. That one friend that's just chopped and you have a kind
of pile of mustache. What is what is what is I think that if we got save up, I want
to buy one. I want to buy one. Yo, Jixi, press escape or have high buys do it
since you're incapable of doing anything and lower your gain to point to to fix
Mike
Mr. Lady it's fine
In the game dumbass
Who just spent all of our money on who just did that
B is bait.
Who just spent all of our money?
Guys, B is how you do bait!
Guys?
Just give me my money!
No hot dogs!
Why am I not fishing?
Who got that?
BAM!
I got another stuff!
Lost six.
Go check!
Take! Lobster's overlaid.
Snow crab is better.
Jinxie, am I a chevin' chatter?
Wow
We did lower a little
Okay, okay, I saw a ring there. Hey
Welcome to bro
At the game of the blue crabs. Oh shut up. I'm Mr. Greedy
Oh, I'm not eating the hot dogs shut up
Yo, who spent 40 bucks? Why is he just eating? Who spent 40 bucks? Who spent 40 bucks? Somebody spent all of them.
Yeah, we got a knife, dumbass. We got a knife. I got a knife.
Oh, can you guys give it to me? What? No.
Wait, there's not a knife. He's trying to fix the game.
Guys, tell me to check the stocks. There's no stocks in this game, you fucking idiots.
Okay, go to the shoe store
I got a creepy creature. I got a creepy creature creepy creature. What did you get?
You just want to go on the ocean
Wait, why am I not fishing with my hot dog?
Oh, maybe you have it.
Wait, there's a hot dog that's fucking stick.
No, that's the bait.
That's just the default shit.
OK, OK.
OK.
I was already fishing with it.
Is it my shrimp, you freak fuck?
Wait, hey!
Yeah!
Whoa, where's your B-bomb shit?
Yo, there's seagulls in the game, bro.
Take empty beer can.
You guys heard the music, yo.
No, someone play the radio.
Oh, I think I picked up the radio actually.
I think we're ready for the boss battle.
Wait guys, where's the music though?
No, I need a knife still. I need a knife. I need a knife.
Oh wait!
I'm gonna drop this beer can.
Are you doing that so we can do the boss fight?
Get him with the five gig!
Thank you dude.
There you are.
Where's the beer can?
Wait, I'm eating it.
Nice, nice, nice.
How about you hold through that and do the fight?
Thanks, buddy.
I have it.
I have it.
I have it.
25, bro.
25.
I did it, and it disappeared from my shit.
I got it.
I got this.
Why did you just stop it?
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
How do I feed him?
What do I do?
I won't walk the fucking way.
Wait.
Did you just give him the beer?
Let me know.
Fuck that.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait.
I still need a knife.
I've said it 27 times.
You don't have any money.
You don't have any money.
Yates?
No.
No.
I've said it 30 times.
You guys just don't like it.
I
We need plans.
Right alive, revive, revive, revive,
quick before the burns get me.
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
Talk to us, talk to us, talk to us.
Here's some more.
Yeah oh yeah he's leaking.
Get him in here, get him in here.
Helmet, help me, help me help me help me help me!
No, mother fucker!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
What is the other?
Oh my god!
What?
Oh my god, why are you...
Why are you on jeans?
Why are you on jeans?
Because I'm in the sky!
Oh my god!
Get him! Kill him!
No! No!
Quick, quick, quick!
I got a drone shot. I've got a drone shot. Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill
KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
What is your-
I-
SHIT!
We did it!
Oh my god, how much money did we get?
SHIT!
We did it!
Oh my god, we have a feast!
Feet are mine.
Feet, feets, feets, feets, feets.
Oh yeah, you are-
Feets for the bull!
Who got the keys?
Hey, where's my knife?
Bro, holy shit, man.
Hey, where's my adventure?
Anybody see a rainbow knife?
Where's my I don't see it
No, I don't see a rainbow knife
I got me chunks. Oh sell it to him sell it to him. So let's have a little meat chunk sell order meat to him
Well, yo, okay, wait, so he just gave us the keys in the boat. He didn't give us any money
Just give me my money. Hey give it to 10. Wait, Jixie. Jixie. What color knife do you have? Oh?
I don't have a knife 60 turn TTS. Oh
I
Yo, dude, Jason, why?
Sweet!
Will you revive me, bro?
Please!
So how do we?
OK, so hold on.
We have the keys to the boat.
So we use it on this boat over here.
Oh, this boat.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, there's a whole lot of Jason track, please.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Perfect.
You're going to spin back.
We need to get out of here.
I'm getting the boys.
I'm getting the boys.
You forgot two people, bro.
I need to eat.
Wait, we need to carry the radar with us and the radio
Make sure you get the baby got 72 dollars don't be scared of sharpening your knives
You dumbass you just sharpen me I
So you motherfuckers haven't spent the dollars you guys have four nights right now
So I would say four nights
Get on the boat Mr. Greeny
Get on the boat bro
Get on the boat bro
Get on the boat
Get on the boat
Get on the boat
Get on the boat
ZZ get on the boat
Yo, man!
Holy shit!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Get in the boat!
Wait!
Where's the radar?
Where's the radar?
I know where the radar is, bro.
Yo!
Yo, guys!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
You see?
Get in the boat!
We gotta go, man!
What are you doing?
Fuck!
Actually, that's so hyper-unrealistic.
Yeah, true.
That's so hyper-unrealistic.
That's so hyper-unrealistic.
That's so hyper-unrealistic.
That's so hyper-unrealistic.
Jesus, bro.
This game is so bad.
It's so hyper-unrealistic.
I don't know how did I infinitely drown?
Bro, I don't know how did I infinitely drown?
I got some intel I got some intel where to go
What you got?
All right.
Get on.
Get on.
Nerves.
Yo, how many knives do you guys have?
How many knives?
We got half a knife.
We got half a knife.
Bro, we sharpened our knife, dork.
Get on the boat.
Get on the boat.
I have it.
I have it.
I have it.
All right.
We all on the boat?
All right, Jason.
You're going to go north, right now, north.
North?
I'm going straight.
Yep.
Yeah
Yeah straight straight straight straight straight continue to go straight
Seasick
Did my fish just eat spot guys I just got some new shit
There's four dudes fishing, bro.
Yo, yo, why can I not put anything in?
That's your misogreedy.
I'm going to eat this one.
Yo, keep pushing me around.
I'm going to stab the fuck out of you.
Yo, can you take a straight dick?
Come on, we got shit.
I forgot.
We got to kill it.
Wait, there's something.
We should kill it and leave it in here, right?
Think we're going to stab it.
Yeah.
There's something flying.
Wait, there's something.
What the?
Drive into the next spot you burgers
Wait, why are we responding?
Burger with the big 20 giftin!
I get to get 20 giftin
That's a new burger man!
Chad, don't be ashamed to give similar an automobile. I'm not that rich.
Holy shit, what?
Are we going for the eye to storm us to Wainsey or not?
Yeah.
Right?
Oh
No
Let me check the radar
Listening let me check my radar. I got something to my right. I got something to my right
What's that what's that
Wait, put on what?
Hey, land!
Land!
Land!
Land!
Land!
Land!
Land!
Land!
Land!
Land!
Yeah, when I first saw them in top of, got right out of the sand on your door.
This is how we roll.
Who is this?
What?
Who's this?
Leg.
Never know this.
Look at our new shop!
Look at our new shop!
Whoa whoa
Dynamite
There's a big yummy fish around here, but you need a gun to kill it
$2 get some money and get some money on
get up red oh shit I caught a class get that
hey get that hey Stanley chat lobster is actually really yummy brother you've
never had it I suggest you have it no lots of red it's just really crap better
you know all these old guys like you when you put shit in their mouth boss I'm
gonna eat this as a little hungry okay it's okay to be a dude y'all gotta
fish the head of the beach here y'all I could tell y'all that from Florida I'm
I'm from this place called Hampalm Springs.
I know how to fish first.
I don't need you to tell me what to do
when I'm casting my fucking rod.
Mr. Greenery.
Do you like crab?
See?
I'm not gonna lie.
Are you guys still catching these shrimp too,
Chef Kyle?
You fucking bullshits.
I need a better rod.
I need a better rod.
Yeah, apparently there's a better rod for sale.
Y'all, it's called...
Yo, guys, how big is your rod, Winner?
Oh, it's a fishing rod,
of a crab rod
oh my god oh no
I can't sell my concept I can't sell my concept I can't sell my concept
I can buy another crab rod like an idiot
oh my god
oh my god
hold on hold on
I should look like a fucking crab rod for
fuck
I got that.
Yo guys, where's the inventory? Where do we go to buy stuff?
Oh, who's Pommel?
Wait, do I need a fight?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, I got them! I got them big boys!
Oh, got it!
Got him! Got him!
Oh, what's this?
Got a little bastard, a little pike fish.
What the fuck? It just blew up, bro.
I should have saved that for the boss fight.
Junk!
Sorry, I wanted to try that.
Can I get a flag down to that bell?
Run! Save the dynamite for that little head bell.
This music's beautiful, bro.
This game's actually Pete.
Back on the island, I need to find a bush real quick.
What?
I need to find a bush real quick, bro.
You boys mind if I just...
It just reminds me of when I was on the island for seven days, man.
It just reminds me of when I was on the island for a year and a half.
Yes.
You bought an island for 7 days, did you actually drink your own urine?
Yes I did, I actually got an Argentinian juice.
I got us neither from the bush bro, it should have fried me.
Oh my god, that is a touch thing, so...
Honestly speaking, it was not that bad.
It tasted sweet.
Are we supposed to be in role play?
Wait, so Jason, if you were to describe piss, is it similar to apple juice or more
similar to like beer?
like beer actually take better than beer like no bullshit wait say oh my god you
actually drink your piss I don't remember I drink my piss yes I threw a
life straw Mark so basically I had a life straw and I basically a life straw
eliminates 99.9% of bacteria so I thought yeah I can't lie the bait yet
mr. right my own piss and it tasted kind of sweet from I'm pissing like a
Oh, they're sourced right now.
You actually dragged your own piss.
Ah, you got me.
You're that disgusting, man.
Oh, I'm thirsty.
I was thirsty.
It was through a life straw, bro.
We all watched those YouTube videos.
How are you going up?
Oh, this is the boss lore.
Oh, I'm an idiot, bro.
Well, we're getting hella gethies.
Thank you, dude.
Thank you.
I'm going to get the friggin' mad hot dog chat.
I'm back.
OK, quick question.
When you guys are using the fishing rod,
Do you put a shade on it?
Uh, me personally, I'm using the regular bay, I'm still catching some macro.
Wait, chat.
Okay, so usually when you fish and everyone knows this, it's either you use a hot dog or you use a worm.
He's right.
Uh, fishing rod, lamikki, lamikki fishing rod.
Ooh, I need you to get a fishing rod, okay.
Guys, do you guys stop spending the money, man?
No, bro.
No, bro.
Please, bro.
Gina, think it's good.
Guys, keep spending the money.
What the fuck am I doing to the-
I caught a gore! I caught a gore!
Why am I so ass-
I lost it!
Why am I the worst person here?
That ass?
Don't move right now.
Everybody, don't be afraid to tell the owner.
Dynamite is met up.
If you just whip it into the water, you get a bunch of fish out of once.
Copy. Like boat shot in Fortnite, wrong, those are no.
Hang on, I'm getting a hell of a big fish.
I'm black fishing rod.
Don't spend money, please. Don't spend money, don't spend money, don't spend money.
Bro, I call it seaweed, bro.
Oh, bro, waste the honey, uh...
I'm sad just sitting here. I don't- I think I have, like, a joke rod or something.
You have to reel it in, bot.
Trash is laughing at my fucking failure, bro.
You know what it is? No, I got the chat. No, I got the sign on it.
What do you mean reel it in? There's nothing on it, dude.
Oh, now you're going cat, boss!
Reel it in.
I get the fag. Got it, friend?
I hit a dink, isn't that what it's called?
The old Jack, Y'all know Black Tip H on YouTube.
Black Tip H.
Yeah, I don't know what this creepy shit you're asking is.
That's what he does.
That one's very good.
Shhh.
He finagled it.
Chad, why would I reel?
There's no fish on it.
This is what he does.
Bobo, you have to reel in the fish with light.
Like, it's like Irelio fishing.
Got it.
Yeah, it's like, oh, forget it now.
You motherfucker, guys.
Get on the launch!
You should, you should asude!
You're just huge not bad. Let's do it boss boss guys. Okay. I don't want to be the guy to say it, but we should see
Who just bet $25? I'm gonna kill you
Watch watch apparently if you throw a dynamite into the ocean a million fish will come out and you have infinite
What should I do to sell it to the guy?
Yeah, probably.
He's sending food.
Oh, oh.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Okay, Jason.
Try throwing the dynamite in the...
Try to pick up Bogo.
Hold on.
Jason's gonna try to throw the dynamite in the ocean.
Hey, are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready?
Here we go.
Hey, is it?
Throw it in.
Get in.
No, get closer to the water.
Get closer to...
Okay, okay.
Yo, are you...
Yo, okay, okay.
Hold on.
Hi, yeah.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Alright, yo, that was on me.
Oh, God, I didn't...
What the fuck?
I get closer to the water, though.
Dude.
Okay, that was on me.
Are you with me?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, wait, it's gone, gone.
Yeah, it's gone.
I hate you.
You just blew my shit, bro.
I got another one, boys.
How do I throw?
How do I throw?
Now I gotta eat, bro.
No chance.
That's not forced eating.
I have to.
Oh my god, that's huge.
Wait, just buy more dynamite, buy more dynamite.
Dynamite equals metal.
Dynamite equals metal.
Jewish fish.
I'm buying the dynamite.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm going to explode the water.
Everybody get ready to catch a fish.
Come here.
All right.
Ready?
Ready?
Ready?
Oh wait I'm dying. I'm dying. Oh you don't have to cast you could have grabbed them.
Oh my big money. Jack I'm gonna save up for the shotguns. Guys save up 150 for the shotguns
and you kill the big boys. The big boys. Well I ain't gonna lie we got a money fucking
glitch boys the white dots are fish my job I thought if you eat a leech it's
poisonous no you'll shop by the gun bro I've always wanted a gun wait wait wait
wait come here come here wait what if I buy the gun we have the boss by
activity but it says we should use a gun wait no I have the bait no no he
He needs to take leech bait
I'm gonna be honest with you. We need a lot more money, bro. Everyone's just lock-in, bro
We're rushing we're rushing why are we fishing by the dynamite right he's right ready. How do I throw J? How do I throw it?
Fish
$25
Great bullets
Oh my god, you stop bro. We've so much fish fucking do it motherfucker
I have 15 million trillion aimuses.
I can't tell him I'm drowning.
I'm dying?
Oh wow.
Why the fuck can't I swim?
Am I just-
I gotta get this.
Thank you, chap.
Oh, chap.
Do you think it's true?
It's love.
Hey, my knife.
Oh my god.
Guys, let's keep buying dynamite.
What are we doing?
Hey!
Yo, guys, guys!
I'm gonna shoot a signal wait my knife I'm gonna shoot a signal wait my knife I don't
have a knife anymore oh you'll spend oh GGs I'm gonna swim oh you'll spend all my money
bro I thought we were a team why is everyone good uh chat it's shooting a fish considered
like animal right now. I got it. Sweet. Wait, no. That
definitely right. Wait, you got a seagull. Oh, I got a seagull.
Okay, but what if it's a trick shot? What if it's a
seagull? I'm missing a seagull cost. Uh, cost of pie
basically, if I cost. Uh, well, just cost one pie cost.
Actually, I'm a trick shot. Give the girl a seat on the stone
leeches from the ground for baits
hey uh, hey we are you guys are
i'm confused we're wasting all of our money
yeah it's not a team
no i'm done i'm done i'm going on my solo adventure
man i'm taking the door out of this thing
i'm lighting dynamite everybody got a fish
big fish
now man we got a salmon
we got a salmon
salmon, sell the salmon
we got a small man
Oh
And shooting the fish laser sight why would you ever need a laser sight bro?
We have unlimited bullets or no
Right here try to escape now
Like I want to upgrade my shit
You just need the beginner boss for what is it? I think the boss load probably learns in the boss
So this is
I can I can reel this in or no like I can throw this
Yo guys, well, it's gonna be cool guy to my time
Get ready to fuck! Get ready to fuck! Ready?
Follow me!
Come here!
Ready to grab all my fish?
Three, two, one!
Wait, how do I release it? How do I release it?
You fucking idiot! I hate you, bro!
Wake up, dumbass.
Where's my- where's my shit?
Oh my god, I just lost-
You're cute!
Fuck me!
I just lost all my loot because of fucking Jinxy, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
What the fuck?
My pistol?
My fishing rod?
Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
Whee!
My sh**
There's just like,
Dune bait, gifts in the chat.
Let me stop, guys.
Oh no!
Oh, it's a mini boss! Mini boss! Mini boss!
It's a mini boss!
It's a mini boss!
It's a mini boss! It's a mini boss!
Got it!
I don't have a gun! Did anyone take my gun?
What the fuck was that?
My shit the scratch was taken.
I'm not gonna lie bro, I got slimed down for a whole month dude.
Bro fucking kill it, it's a mini one.
Let me get my gun back.
I got your gun you jerk fuck.
You took my gun.
Is that a mini boss or a mini boss?
How do you move with a gun?
He's knocked, he's knocked, he's knocked.
We're gonna run out of time
Wake them up wake them up wake them up wake them up
I don't got shit
Dude, I'll do that for God's sake, mobberwacker!
I'm a cop!
There's no way to wait!
I'll do that for God's sake!
No, I can't...
I can't see, I can't see, I can't see!
You just...
You just...
Oh, God, you're walking in front of my bullets, I'm sorry!
Okay, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!
I died in here...
Someone wake him up, someone wake him up!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me, wake me!
We're dying, we're dying!
We'll just
So good news or bad news, what's the good news? I got a piece to you
You're not mine. No, no, I just bought it. I just bought this
I just bought this
kill it kill it
dead
thank you
yo you stole my freaking pistol man
so where is that?
you could pistol on the ground
i got a shotgun! i got a shotgun!
hey hey jaycee take this pistol bro
somewhere around here
oh my god jayson
that's a skin
Bum-ba-cloth
You guys we got to start we all got to get guns bro cuz it's looking pretty hard
I'm not gonna lie. That was a mini boss, and we almost died bro. That's not good
Oh guys save up for the friggin shotgun yo give it to me
I've actually known for you this lobby has an average IQ of two. Yo watch your fucking
That was kind of mean to be honest
I need to eat Chad, don't be weird, I need to eat.
If you mad at them rich bitch, if you mad at them rich bitch, guys, guys, guys, if um,
I played somebody a pistol for a shotgun, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
They're telling me, they're telling me that the shotgun is ass.
I don't want a metagame, I don't know if that's lamiki, but they're saying it's ass.
I'm a Mickey, bro. Hey, I also heard if you if you kill the fish you made it air
You could trick shot it and make more money
Yeah
He wants to see some trick shots
That you oh, we tell answers Juncie. Oh, I see it bro. I see the other
Looks like a son for Thanos
All right, I
Got a piรฑata
Those guys are feisty
Wait, where's the other one?
I got him at the time!
Three, two, one.
Kill the fish out of the sky, we should flop here.
Oh!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Little tips and tricks, you can actually put multiple fish in your inventory.
Just want to let y'all know.
Ohhhh.
Little tips and tricks.
We're making some fucking money.
Not a money man, not a money man, not a money man.
Yo lazy, oh yo GCF, there you go.
Yo GCF.
Where are you getting fish?
I got a trigger fish.
What's that?
I got a trigger fish.
fish yo down to my top three two one go I think you forgot to light it I got it
Are you sure the lighter in the fire?
I got the Chava Scott fish! Someone has to grab this fish out of my hand.
Wait, where?
Holy shit!
It's the grabby looking better Chava Scott fish!
I got it too!
It's lit!
Spamming dynamite!
He's spamming dynamite! Holy meta!
What is this fish? Something along the line.
Bro, why would you just...
Yes, so why would you spend that much money on the fucking shop?
Yeah, take that shotgun from him list
Guys, I'm good at shotgun. That's like my thing
Travis Scott fish actually cost a good penny. Yeah, let me test my amount
Are you fucked in the head?
Everyone stop fighting we need a fish
Guys if they want to beat the game we need to keep fishing
You know
Yeah
All right, I just want to check my input on me just one second
Here we go here we go here we go. What do y'all want to see 360 double clutch maybe knife spin in the air
Wait flying fish, no, let's go
Shit what?
Pre-recorded stream
Wait someone was told that you could cook the fishes that's true
I don't know where we took it at
Yo, okay, here's the goal here's the goal everyone here needs to buy a pistol or a gun and just get a fucking ammo
And then we can spoil us. What are those two orange orbs in the water out there?
Yeah, something someone died
Hey guys I'm dynamiteing guys I'm dynamiteing guys I'm dynamiteing
I'm dynamiteing bro
I have a Travis Scott fish
I'm dynamiteing
Oh I like this one
Oh our zooms are gone my vods are gone
Yeah bro who destroyed the radio who was it bro
My vododero
Who's vododero
Find a new one find a new one here we go
Hey there Lila what's it like in New York City I'm a thousand
How do I place it on the floor and play music
play music so quick I held it under you I got you here Jason good tunes Jason
I can't do Nathan I can't do Nathan I can't do this it's a good one
now put it down going out of their way whoa did you guys not see this there's
a big motor for sale $230 oh wait I actually didn't see that we got to stop
these we say we're not we say we're not I think we can I think we could
boss you do that okay over here if you guys want to start the fight guys guys
guys one more down to my everybody collect their face
have a Scott a little hungry not to be like a little fatty but I'm a little
hungry bro don't do it bro don't do it don't do it
Run watch your head fly
Guys this isn't us guys this isn't us
Wait so there's two like orange little things there. Do I go grab that or no good to take the boat?
Yo
I
Okay, I have a strat that I'm actually gonna ask the team if they're down bigger fish this pardon
Guys guys question does it
Yo question question question and let me know if I get answers here
Do y'all want to use the dying numite for the boss? It could be distract
No, just chop gun like this
And what else can this new suck on
I'm gonna get a pistol.
I'm gonna get a pistol.
Got him.
Oh my god.
This game is actually kind of fun, bro.
Yeah, I'm feeling it.
Rare moment where Stable or not, I was enjoying something in life.
Rare, fun, fun, sloth.
Mmm.
Got him.
I'm about to get the beginner boss right here.
I kind of feel like stomping right now.
Oh my god, shit, shot.
Okay chat!
And guys, you know what I'm calling?
Yo guys, if one of us goes down and we get dragged by the sequel you can shoot it.
Ohhhh no no no no no no no no!
That!
I mean I'm gonna just spawn it!
Yo where's the bomb?
Alright, should we spawn the bomb?
I'm gonna spawn it!
I'm gonna spawn it!
I'm gonna spawn it!
You ready?
Ohhhhh!
I'm gonna solo-ish first!
I think your mic is like I'm too loud. You gotta take off your game, bro. Turn down your four walk
Here we go guys
That's it. That's it. That's it. Here we go. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Who is a laser?
Here we go
I got you. I got you.
I got you. I got you.
Fetch.
You can burn die.
If this is how fishing is in real life, you're in America.
Guys, remember when you kill the boss, sell everything.
Don't eat them.
OK, there it is.
There it is.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, memory kill, memory sell, yeah, memory sell.
Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell.
Sniper's only, sniper's only, sniper's only.
That's big money.
Me chunk.
That's big money.
That's big money.
Any farm?
Any farm?
Are these Bottle of Two-Guns are killing me.
Bottle of Two-Guns are killing me.
Slaves, what the fun of the two-gun?
Two Bottle of Two-Guns, bro.
They're guys.
Now, I don't want to be the guy to say it.
No, do we buy the big motor?
Do we buy the big motor?
Yes.
I don't miss on this one.
Hey, hey, look, Jinxie, look what I got, bro.
I got it.
Look, bro, what?
It's a meat stick.
It's a meat stick.
Oh, my god.
Jason, try to sell it.
Can we sell it?
Hey, is it auto installed or no?
I can't sell it.
Wait, they said get the skeleton.
What do you mean, the skeleton?
It's right there where you're the skeleton right here time period on a skeleton. What do you do with this?
Did you just say period? Anna?
Do I sell it?
We could sell all these baby promise bro
You know use this to find your next island
So these promise though, there's so many
I got a fucking duck
Guys remember to sell everything that you're not using
Yo before we leave this island is there anything important that we need or are we good
I think we're gonna get an extra inventory slot. Yeah, I'm gonna buy that make sure y'all buy the extra inventory
No, no, this is actually nice
Hey, where do y'all go this with no eyes? I don't know
What?
I saw it in a shot.
Yeah, bro.
I saw it in a shot.
Chas, stop it.
Stop it, Chas.
Somebody just hit themselves.
Wait, where's the lagging?
Wait, so what did we get?
Did we get a compass or what was that?
Lace, lace, lace.
How kind of you, nice?
Lace, bro, slap it in the living room.
Who's he?
They're saying Jason sold the radar.
No, we have an extra one, dude.
Dude.
We have one in the boat. I don't know about y'all, but this is like this is my wife
Like we can't be falling out here at sea
Wait, okay. We have to like yo, we have two islands. We either go north or we go we all want north or east
God around you're so culturally out guys hop in all right
Think we I think the one east is the one we went to yeah, the one go straight just go straight
Yeah
Hey, Zinchow, motherfucker, give me that knife!
Give me that knife!
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm gonna shit!
Hey, stop it!
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what happened to me right now?
Is this what you did?
Island, island, island! Right there!
Oh my God!
What's happening, though?
This shit looks like a toy for Bohemian.
This shit looks like a toy for Bohemian.
Wait so what happens if you kill the guy?
Oh my god $650 take over killing right here.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Grab a ball or a fist to throw around if you blight.
Hey buddy this guy kind of looks like-
Wait.
I took some time off on the work that I came here for.
They got a scary machine here I'm a too afraid to stand on.
You wouldn't mind getting rid of it for me would you?
I have some spare snacks you can use as a scape.
Not in my battle, not in my battle!
One of those dangerous creatures right in the ground.
You know when you'll see them.
Oh wait! Everybody grab a fish!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Listen, listen, listen, listen!
If you want to endanger a fish and in return he'll give us the ship to the new island.
Copy.
There you go.
And there's also forward gun upgrades over here.
Bullets, extended mag, glider, laser sight, red dot, compensator.
Oh
Yo, yo, yo, yo, he wants to cook shit
He wants a shark he wants a he wants a shark, bro
Alfie
But yeah, how about the boat back in the water?
Shoot the bull off you need space for the monster
I got a bar of soap
$68 for Nemo.
They have a loop in here.
There's a loop.
I bought soap.
What the fuck?
They got a loop in here.
Oh, no.
Standard loop.
Got him.
Got him
Why don't want to get my Peter going you know what I'm saying
I call it
get a shark I'm pretty sure yeah he's he wants a shark I've got an angel fish oh
my god oh my god whoa oh my god bro yo we're making money bro
it's learning it's learning you guys just this guy reminds me when I was on
Island seven days
That bad boy going for
His eyes any on the market
Oh
Hey, you could cook that. Oh, we fucked up
Now look at us now we have money and now we have weapons look at this shit
Oh, you're fucked, Robin. You're fucked.
Get your fuck, Robin. Get your fuck, Robin.
Tide, Tide, Tide, Tide.
Get your boss, get your boss, get your ass!
I might, might, might, might, come here.
Ow!
Me too.
They're actually go-tins now.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I'm not.
Wait, they're saying that that was an endangered fucking
aminol.
Fuck em.
All right, boys.
It's gonna have to get another one.
Hey, guys, we're lucky swimming through this.
What the fuck is this?
Spider crab shell.
Hey, we're lucky swimming through this.
Wow, I'm lucky stroking my shit right now
Shit got looks like a toy for fucking stable
Yo, we have 700 box
Yo what did you do to my first six?
Yo who bought the drake?
Oh my god
You see the worst teammate, like protection is not a team player
This guy bought the shotgun
Bought the shotgun
Like, uh
Oh shit
Hey I got you Jyncey
Let me see where I can connect to this speaker we brought to the island bro. Let me see if I can play you some shit
Dude, is this a speaker that connects to the island?
I'm going to go to King Vaughn
Oh, let me see if I can play you some shit real quick, hold on
Oh, I found a gun on the ground
Yeah
Wait, Jason, wait up, Jason, wait up, Jason, wait up
Jason, I found that, whoa, what happened?
I found it, I found it on the ground
What the freak, I didn't need to drop that
What's the magic where please daddy save another better
I
Stop fighting
Who ever made this
fat fucking piece of shit
You think you can eat this?
Bro, that's some shit you would eat
Yo, I don't like these drugs, bro
I don't like it, it's not micro anymore
It's starting to become macro
Yo, Jamesy, put your game up a tad bit
Not all the way, just a little bit higher
Going out of the way
What the hell is this, bro?
What the fuck?
No creature seerchin!
No creature seerchin!
I have a seerchin!
I have a seerchin!
Or you can feed him.
$71
They haven't found the right thing yet, boys.
Wait, there's a disc? What the fuck is this for?
What is this disc for?
What is this disc for?
I don't know what we're talking about on my microphone.
Bro, JX, maybe instead of crying like a little baby baby baby?
Bro, maybe this is what we're saying.
bro I can't hear you dude no I told you to put it up a little bit I can't hear
you you have to turn your mic up
JC I can't hear you. Yo look what I found. Lays look what I found.
What did you find? Oh shit let me see it.
Yo he wants a shark for the grill. How do you throw it?
He wants a shark for the grill. Oh no.
Oh shut up cry baby. Yo how does my mic sound?
Sounds good now.
How do we get a shark?
Bro, start a boss fight with a shark.
Bro, no, we need to catch a shark anyway, bro.
Bro, am I just the worst fisher in the world?
Like fucking Nemo!
Die, you fucking fuck!
No, Nemo!
I'll give you that.
I stole it. I stole it. I stole it.
It jinxing the dumbest millionaire we know
I said we get the
You just bought the boss fight we haven't even done a single side quest on this island. Yeah, why are we just rushing the game though?
No, stop trying to rush it. We need to get the shirt. That's our next objective. Yeah, we need to get a shark
What's there? It's fucking time. Oh shit
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
What's happening?
Are you guys dying?
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
How do you die with the fucking Uzi?
Wait, our lasers are peeing.
Oh no, get up.
Where's the dead again? Get him up.
Got him, got him, got him, got him, got him.
I'm hungry. I need her. I need her.
I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad.
This is a lunatic-ass face.
Stop and move.
Second base. Second base.
Second base.
I'm going to kill you!
He passed the ship!
He passed the ship boy!
Help me, fucking help me brother!
Help me!
Oh I'm dead!
I'm dead, jeez!
Jeez!
Come on guys.
JEEPS JEEPS JEEPS
We're right there, we're right there.
Come on Lala, you just killed me.
No, wait, come on.
They shot me.
Yeah, they shot me.
They shot me.
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot.
Wait for it, wait for it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The fuck he ate it.
He ate it.
You can use the grill to cook your creatures and increase the price now. Oh my god, it actually feels like good right now
We didn't cook him first because he needed it. It's a prank. He pranked us. He pranked us. He pranked us
And make sure
Ow
I knew it. It's not hyper realistic. It's hyper realistic. I'm getting burned by this
Wait, that guy just got away
Why does this sound like a retarded Jinxie I think I'm
I
Always seem to smile
I hold it or oh I do
Yeah, how okay, so how cook do I want it?
Who have you guys ever eaten catfish in real life?
God, we got the audio put the fish on here. Do you guys know they're saying one point five is the best?
One point five is the best. I got it
I'm alive. I definitely just burnt that shit Jason. Can you look at this and tell me if it looks good?
I call it is she
I'm gonna blast it!
You know that kid's like a millionaire?
You look good, I did see enough data from him.
That shit's nice chat.
Yo, this shit kinda looks like a churro, bro.
I kinda wanna eat it.
$14, that's it, you fucking asshole.
Hey, I got a nice game going for the next card.
Oh my god, he just caught charge.
Oh, he's gonna hold the phone for anything, bro.
So, Chad, you sell it, then you cook it.
Turn to put the fish on it.
Yo, JC, you hold it out.
Perfect man you hold up until it gets to 150 Wow
What is this
I got a boat skinned
Dog shit ass fucking didn't you get a cut? Yes, I got a haircut, bro. They go wait run until what cook it until what one five
Wait, wait
Yo, this guy says I have some spare snacks you can use as bait. What the fuck is that?
I just heard an explosion guys everybody okay
Yo wait, so we just so yeah, we have to catch so we have to catch the rarefish I guess
Wait, so how do we get it? How do we get it? Oh my god?
How do we get it?
Oh, they're saying it was the horse, bro.
Maybe we can get it again.
Just keep buying, just buy the purple lure in the shop. It's like $15. Just use that.
Oh wait, I have a needlefish. Is this anything?
Are we dead ass? You took a needlefish and you got a needlefish.
I'm not I'm gonna catch them shit
But this one's gonna
Yo, JC, you gotta upgrade your bullets! We need more bullets!
You fucking wankers, bro!
What? I said!
Yo, JC, who is your fucking gun?
You fucking wankers, man!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
I just ate the box fish.
Ooh, ate that box.
Until I died.
Yo, this one we're actually not gonna kill.
Wait, they're saying this is the main boss, apparently.
Yeah, we're not gonna kill.
Yeah, we're not gonna kill for this, yeah.
We need SMG's bruh
We need SMG's
and like mashup with the rules
Holy shit
This guy is OP
We actually don't need max SMG's
cause we don't want to get their shots
Guys we need a rainds
We need a rainds on this out of the box
WAKE UP YELLOW DUDE
Oh my god
So I instantly died again
Good rest, good rest, good rest
I need a rest.
I'm on my chicken leg piece right now.
Chicken leg base!
Chicken leg base!
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I need a rest. I need a rest.
I need a rest.
Did someone say matter?
Oh wow.
It's jumping, but we need an SMG the bottle or team can't have the SMG
Everyone just die I feel like we just any restart this
look at the difference yeah look at the difference
wow
we had to beat the boss
no team we could have beat the boss
hi Kirk
wait oh my god hold on hold on hold on
copy copy copy get me get me get me get me get me
ladies get me ladies get me
copy copy copy
steady steady steady
yo jeeksy bro
maybe we'll attend that fucking monitor on
Oh my god, I have some fucking way!
That was an accident.
Sorry Jason! Sorry!
I'm just gonna win him by my teammates.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I'm not telling them enough, we might as well just live there.
I'm dead, help me.
No, no, no!
Why are you jumping?
We don't get it.
Oh, okay.
switch cheese the motor
Yo he's glitched get him!
I can't...
Yo, oh my god
So, guys we wanna play him on the trees cause he gets blocked by the trees
So JT will be on the beach some more prone to death
He's right, wait he's right
Oh, look at his JT, he's dead
I'm gonna get him on my mouth
No no JT, what the fuck do you do?
What does he do?
I've got him I shot
I
Swear to God, I'm not kidding. What do you do? No, no no no troll
No, no listen listen Jason. I'm not kidding if Jinxie knew how to use the SMG before we started
We would have won. I'm not good. Jinxie had his fucking mouse connected to his PC. I think we were on my mouse
Die jackasses I can't move my mouse
Yo guys yo guys everyone let's not stop until we get like five thousand dollars simple
Oh, I don't know plug it in
That's not really possible
That's like
I'm down same way you Jason. I think I think we can use jinx. He has our faith
That's my other battle.
I agree.
I'm getting a box.
Hi, guys.
I'm going to buy a diamond and explode.
Remember, guys, cook the fish.
Look, he's got a top hat.
Look how curious.
Hi, hi, hi.
Nine.
It was right there.
I mean, that was harder.
Get a lair?
Don't call her a troupe.
She has feelings too.
I got a $10 fortnight card.
Who wants it?
Keep the stats of the fish behind you.
Good coms, guys. Good coms.
She might be the worst.
Nice to be the tormented player I've ever seen.
Hey, bro.
That's not nice, dude.
It's so fucking unbearable.
Dude, just maybe plug it in.
Thanks. It's okay.
Thanks.
Okay, we're just in here fishing
Just fishing and having a good time right we're just smile like
Literally just catching a vibration
Hey, look at this fish now look
Oh that hole healed me wait oh my god guys I found a meta what if we cook
multiple fish in our inventory so we fight the boss that we can have shields
So we cook them and then what I mean you don't have to cook it you just come give it to the
guy over here just press Q and give it to him.
That's insane.
You cook the pours.
Thanks man.
You just bait, catch the scary fish.
Oh I got it for the...
Oh is that the puffer fish you're going about?
Yeah.
I found the jackpot bro.
What'd you find?
I found a bunch of batteries.
Take these guys.
No.
I found the jackpot bro.
I found the jackpot bro.
I found the jackpot bro.
I found the jackpot bro.
What'd you find?
I found a bunch of batteries.
Take these guys.
What do you mean battery? What mouse looks like triple A battery?
Do you see like a Burger King?
Now you have a...
Wait so your mouse Bluetooth or fucking battery?
Yo guys we all need to... wait do we all get SMG set or do we just upgrade one person's SMG?
my mouse bluetooth but no battery
bro I don't know how to explain it you just plug the PC into the PC and then you just make sure you have fresh batteries
you know someone buy an SMG after this someone buy one that's all you do
I'm gonna buy SMG I got this
oh wait where's the other SMG
I have one
where's the other SMG
I'm not a JC. JC.
JC, stay far away from the SMG.
Yes, stay far, far away.
Alright, we need to come more.
Well, it's not because I was on the SMG, it's because my mouse died.
Yeah, JC, JC, you need a pistol!
Oh, yeah, I explained it! 26 likes of my mouse died.
JC, JC, JC!
JC, take this pistol, it's better, it's a laser sight. Take it.
And sell your other pistol.
They're saying that you were tap-firing the SMG is this sure
Double at a
Bullshark, okay, so not so random. It's the beginner boss. Yeah
No, look how much damage we can do we all just hit
Okay, so guys little tips and tricks if you hit all your shots it gives you a multiplier
Oh wow, I'm gonna die.
No, I don't.
Oh my...
Oh my god, this is good.
Dumbass, you're trashy.
Dumbass fucking... Dumbass fucking fish.
Dumbass fish.
Whoa, this thing has crazy recoil.
Come on guys make sure you
Fucker sell them. I'm gonna sell my drip my trip
Big buddy, yo guys by SNG's who doesn't have one yet? I don't have one
That's big money big big boy money
Oh shit fucking you know shit
Chadi, I'll mind if I eat. Thank you. W. Don't know
By the coconut in the middle tree. Yeah, what are you all saying much
Coconut water
Can a shark take that many shots this game is this game is hyper guys
There's a boat radar. I'm just gonna buy it just because we need it
I
Does a shark survive like a hundred thousand bullets he's right. I have a new one
Ethan oh my god, I can't do Jason
The new meme the new meme or no, what's the new one?
Fish.
What is that?
Lafayres.
It's Lafayres.
That's a good one actually.
NOOOOOO!
I got a skin though, fuck it.
They actually have like, cases in this.
Yo guys, buy an SMG! Whoever doesn't have an SMG, buy it!
Hey, no, thank you dude!
Yo Ron, how do you open this?
Alright.
Pretty shanky, man. I'll buy it.
I've all won a bomb
I don't need compensator bro
That's 600 bones man. That's a waste of money
You gotta be a good fisher I'm like, you know
I just got a bowl of water. Yeah, I don't care
My fish is 900 pounds brother no magnets no nothing
Yo, should we fight all should we fight the boss or not?
58 dollars wait, should we fight the boss or not chat?
second
For the needlefish when you cook it bro, I should be breading you
I hear like would you get junk oh die okay so somebody just use all the money on
something I think I think it's time bus they're saying get the compensator no I
need an SMG bro no you don't know you don't wait my mouth died you little shit
Yo, you could upgrade you could upgrade your bullets look you upgrade bullets
They're saying that the compensator gives no recoil
I'm not gonna lie Nemo, I don't know how to tell y'all about that, I'll put that little
out there.
You can't put that little out here.
That's a bunch of fish.
It's a lot of fish in the water if you don't want to cook and keep it in your
inventory.
I got the I got the trappy patty
In my inventory we go
May who bought something for all the money what the fuck's happened?
I think it's time then somebody get that somebody get the bus. I got it ready
Yeah, let's do it. All right. Here we go boys. You ready if everyone locked or no
Start the boss fight we got this
No, oh my
The compensator would actually be going in it'll get easier when it gets more big, okay
I am them.
Make sure you don't shoot each other.
You're shooting me.
come on y'all
I'm not letting you destroy this fish right now
well fuck that little ass bitch
fuck that little ass bitch
I got some ass man
let's go, let's go, let's go
they still I think in a second
fuck this bitch
no
it's you, you died to the fish, I got you
I had to plug in my headset before that
he's in the demo
I'm round the street
you see what I'm doing
Oh, I'm on the street.
You see what I'm doing right now?
No!
You see what I'm doing?
They're saying Jinxie's just spectating.
Jinxie?
Mother of Jinxie, this is embarrassing, God.
No, Jinxie's 20,000 damage.
He's got some fucking money.
Help, help me.
That's yours.
I ain't alive.
I just died this year.
I'm sorry.
Oh my.
Be careful of the beach y'all!
Face down! Face down!
Don't run in the poison! Don't run in the poison! Don't run in the poison!
Poison, poison, poison, poison!
Stay on the tree y'all!
Oh my god, I'm not even...
Yo, ow!
So I keep killing my teammates that's on me.
There's my gun.
Oh no.
Oh, you shit, what the fuck?
Jake, see what's up!
Jake, what's going on?
Why is it going on?
Oh my god.
It's fucking massive.
Are we really killing the boys?
Yeah, right, boys.
Sorry, it's me.
I got you.
It's me.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Cook everything!
Yo! Cook all the meat!
Cook the meat!
Oh, we better get paid!
Oh, we better get paid!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Don't spend anything! Let's just talk about it!
Let's try here.
Alright, my try is, I think I'm going to max out my SMG.
No, hold on. We have to try here.
It's a lot of money.
I need to catch for food.
so i know i i'd definitely work for me so much money oh my god uh listen we can get this motor
oh i already got it yeah what do we need to buy from this island that's like important
we need anything here i feel like we're good the only thing i think of is compensator should we all buy
i might fuck around buy this shit wait hold on hold on there might be more we could save it for
for the next island. Yeah, we could save her.
Tell him, Ron. I like that out of you.
They're saying there's Jinxie.
They're saying that you're not cooking any of them.
I just I'm about to punch you in the mouth.
I just cooked four items.
La piece, bro. Have a piece.
So I think we should save for the next island.
I'm going to I'm going to just buy a dynamite and blow up shit.
This is what.
All right, that's all I'll save left there's
That bears
Chow these spider crab shells we need this oh, no
You can't sell them
Wait, there's a coconut on top of the fence.
Coconut bus.
Is this the man's car or something?
There's no camera.
Oh my god, gold shotgun skin, but I don't want that.
Mid, mid, mid.
That's max win? Say oh my god, that's max win.
Wait, who has the shotgun?
I want it on the stone.
Let me see it. I'm gonna change your skin so coconut boss staying on the rock. Hey, which one is it?
I think it's a joke chat. Thanks
Aware, this might be the best friend slob game ever. Yeah, it's pretty good
Where?
Right here.
How do you skin the boat?
Increase call damage?
Oh, guys look at the boat.
Increase friction, reduce...
Stable boat.
Yo, Jinxy, you're wasting all of our money.
Oh, new skin.
Dude, Jinxy.
This dude Jinxy's wasted fucking a thousand dollars.
Would you say anything like a truck?
Oh, y'all talking about...
I'm not gonna lie though, if we're sprinting, spending money on it.
Wait, they're saying, come here, come here, come here.
They're saying I need to jump on someone's head.
Come here.
Is there a there?
Bro, I can get like a truck now.
Talk to you, like...
Wait, if you jump, if you jump...
Here, jump on me, Ron.
Hmm...
Let's say no.
My God.
No...
We gotta be getting jumped.
Are we getting trolled or...
Oh, that one! The palm with the stone!
The palm with the stone?
This one?
This one? Maybe?
Oh, it is this one, yeah.
Crouch isn't it?
Get in my head.
Am I just efficient?
Jason, stand still, you fucking burger.
There we are.
Are we getting trolled?
They're all trolling us. They're all the while I'm in the chat box.
the job so apparently we need 350 I just looked at a yo we have 50 fucking
jimsy I'm joking why are you spending all the money Jinx he's actually a troll
bro we just save it so we have zero fucking money I was the dumbest shit
I'm not even kidding
I saw you shoot the boss you were
You're so fucking slow
Wait, so why don't you guys just I don't know get more bitch and then get more money
Oh, JC, did you upgrade the fucking shotgun of all guns?
Yo, Jason when I beat Stompin and Bolo. Oh my god
Oh
It's this tree it's oh, but I see it $350 for a coconut it says
Well, we had
$15 dollar lure
I've been tying up for a
Yeah, just kill her or something.
What are you doing, man?
Fucking burger?
Stop buying dynamite.
Is dynamite bad?
Oh, thanks for the first stop.
The whole green rock is in there.
Buy a lure at fish and cook it.
OK, but, man, that should like $8 standard lure.
Eating a burglar on your mother.
Eating a burglar on your mother.
Ooh, they got beer in here.
Chad is taking a swig.
Cheers, my friends.
Dude, god, you don't need a beer.
I got it wait, wait, I just fish with it
Dude don't start the boss fight. I'm gonna go grab a Bruce key too late. What the fuck is this?
Why would you want something to gamble? I've got some fucking bullshit.
Bro, he's running. What the f-
Wait, what did you get?
How the fuck am I supposed to hit that guy?
L.A.M. L.A.M.
Wait, isn't this the guy from Peek?
Yo, kill me! I'mma know what that fruit is!
I caught Jason bro
Hey, I waste all the fucking money and then I don't come
Well
Big ball I've got a magic piece
But yes, no
Hey, what does it do do you cook it or no? Oh my god
Let me see him. Can I help him?
Oh, there.
I'm not going to lie to Laferis.
He's actually chalked.
What the fuck?
I'm not cooking.
Wait, so the people that made...
No, stop saying you're twin in the chat.
Wait, what do I do with him? Do I sell him or do I eat him?
Oh my God, his value is insane. You're going to get ripped when you sell that.
Oh my God.
Oh
That's some money
Thanks, bro. Thanks for shooting me, bro. Thanks for shooting me fucking dick. Should we buy another coconut?
We can we have some key of money good. Yeah, right? Why as well?
Just buy another one give me a revenue too. Sorry, but you were too late man. It's really I
I love eating bro. Oh my god. I'm about to order food, bro. I deserve it. You fat fuck
Bro, I actually know no genuinely you do deserve it bro because I've seen the progress and oh god
You've been looking better. Well, thank you, bro. Thank you. No, thank you
You know, I will always give you your credit, bro, you know, you've been going to gym every single day
See this is why I love you bro. That's why I love you, bro
Bro, you know, I got you right. No, no, you're just not getting the rate though. I'll be honest with you
Well, are you for real? Fuck you!
Hold on bro, do you want brown rice or fried rice?
Hold on.
Take it back, right?
Take it back, right?
Hold on Chad, I'm ordering food, don't get mad at me, alright?
Well, you were just starting to look good, then you got this chopped ass haircut.
Yo bro, like, I'm a grown ass man and so are you, but stop worrying about me.
Alright, I think I get Kain Chad, I think I deserve it, no?
yo ladies I'm about to get another coconut alright I got another coconut
ready I got the wrong rod though oh wow that's a lot of money
I'm not gonna lie might be eligible for cozy gamer the year after this stream
Yes, but you're the top camera be here, bro. What's up, dude?
This guy's trying to influence the audience the fucking vape what a piece of shit I
Got a Jason I got a Jason everyone kill it wait. I'm gonna hold it. Just shoot it ladies. Just shoot it
kill the jason kill the jason kill the jason
you you kind of look like mr. king
all right monster please don't
mr. greedy mr. greedy
i can fucking see these at this
i do not look like mr. king
ow
No, we'll just waste it all for money again
Why do you keep wait yo, you're the you're nice action
Does it participate in bus fights
I don't need to hear you I'm just gonna spend everything
You're not just disgusting to look at
Wait, bro, it's someone on the island bro. No took your shit, bro
Sweet I'm the captain now turn this boat around
I am the captain now turn this boat around. Yo, I hear you bro. I hear you. I'm not
Yo, does someone needs a baby this guy hold on I like
Hi guys find my SMG or where is it bro? Where is it?
Where'd you die? I think see we can find it like that we can trace our stuff
I
Damn bro your SMG's gone
They're saying it's in the water
I got it. I got it you little cry baby. I got it
I
Wait chat it's still yellow. Oh my supposed to go to that one the green one or the white one
I'm a no-face camshoomer now guys the green one or the white one
wow let's go come on is everyone in wait wait i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming green fortnite
wait wait guys don't shoot me please for the love of
i'm gonna get out of my wheel oh you already did that i'm the captain now oh
please you did it no please already did what did what ladies you already did i'm the captain
Wait, we need to collect the USB stick from the guy
My god, we fuck no bro, bro. We need it. We need a fish for the fucking horse again
Oh my god, wait for what cuz we fuck up, bro. Okay. I run by some $15 bait and get fishing, bro
Make sure you cook what you matter to
No, I
Hate your face
Wait, they're saying Jason has it. Why do you guys call me a spank bro?
Why don't you actually try to help instead of being rude?
Yeah, it's like I hate all this like oh, you're a target you're laughing like why not like oh
Here's what you need to do instead of doing this like why not be positive reinforce? Oh, okay chat
So what does it look like explain?
you relax it's a fishing game maybe relax little bit Jesus bro ladies drink
a beer why am I talking bro why did adapters upload a video called why I
left phase brother you're fucking you know guys is uploaded a lot of phase
video we've been out of 391 1st Avenue Studio City bro it was there
We're core, dude
I don't know because you sold me how many showers behind are you
Okay, I can make everyone's SMG blue if you guys want
Oh
All right guys, I'm gonna buy a compensator. Please don't be mad. Can you blow me? Can you blow me?
Can you can you put black ice on my shit? I'd like it. Can you put black ice on my shit?
Yo, wait, so what are we looking for to get out of here?
Wait they said pufferfish it says pufferfish tail is what you need it might be in the water. What does it look like?
I can't swim hello my character Saeed what the fuck is this?
Hey like that the first the first
Should I leave face to you guys I think we should all just kind of take a chill pill
God you can see actions of some burger, bro
I'm a burger, bro. I'm kind of hungry
Can we put Jinxie on the girl
I
Thank God that we have a chat holy shit, and they're saying that the birds stole it
They're saying a bird might have it
Wait jimsy has it jimsy they're saying you have he give me a drop it drop it drop their jitty. What do you got?
Okay, so what do we do with this? We give it to this guy
Yeah 60 make TTS there we go
Alright I got the coordinates wait where to go?
No no no no no no no no no no no no
Oh is it automatically? Is it automatically?
Well what's your fitness is game like hyper unrealistic
The sun hasn't set once
You guys are f*****g shat
Bro get in the boat
This game is hyper unrealistic
No no no no no no
Hell f**king game
Wait blue? Wait no
Green or white? Which one?
Oh it's a red dot
Oh, it's a red dot.
At least it called me red dot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Guys, guys.
I'm going to fly this.
What?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
I'm really, I'm good.
Well, guys, we're headed to a red dot,
which leads me to believe we're going towards a danger.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No!
No, No!
No, No, No!
He's okay!
He's okay!
He's okay!
He's okay!
He's okay!
Guys, he's okay!
Stop it!
Stop it!
It's a little motor.
Now a motor.
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
We see, like, they're on the wall strip, bro.
We're just going to know how to get up there.
It's a row.
All in black!
All in black.
Professional boss lore!
He's so good!
He's like, yeah, he's so good.
National boss lore
Fucking no shit
how the perfect yeah I'm not gonna lie for $7 this game is really good shit's
actually kind of hitting I got a Minecraft ish
Oh my fucking no my it's just like a joke fish like what is this guys?
What do we give the fish here?
What can I win?
Red, green or black?
Yeah jump right
Who do we feed guys? Who do we feed?
It's black city. It's black city. Black city
Black city it's black city
Okay
Yo
$3800 for sniper in here
Yeah, but you're not
No, you're the worst player
I got a tiger fish.
See, he's the guy in here.
Hey boys, I'm not a, I'm not a all in black.
I'm not a all in black, boys.
I'm gonna want those
like a sick joke no we're making money we're making money that's not matters we
yo Jason I actually fucking
Jason and fuck Bob, bro wasting our money
help me help me i died
oh no oh no guys guys
take your resins take your resins
im good i got this i got this
im dead im dead im dead help me
Nothing in my inventory bro!
My gun!
Stood my gun!
That's nothing.
What's ever letting?
What are you talking about?
My gun!
For example, Nathan.
For example, Nathan.
For example, Nathan.
Come on bro, kill it.
Wait, there's nothing going inside.
I'm carrying right now, hold on.
Yo, you take my fucking gun!
Yo!
You take my fucking money!
You take everything, lads!
Fuck you!
I don't care, I hear that gun.
Oh, J-Wen, hit that gun. You gotta see if there's a-
It's alright, it's alright.
Oh, I got him! I got him! He's too fast!
He's too fast! He's too fast! He's too fast!
I'm gonna get him!
Please, man.
Go!
Take the gun.
Oh
Chad look at this tech well easy club
We got a hurry
I'm the JC, man!
Yeah, JC, what are you doing?
I'm the guy who got two more hits!
What is place doing on our phone?
I have to go get my gun!
I'm weak, I'm weak, I got eyes.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
It's over, bro, we're out of time.
Guys, we're out of time!
Hey! He's in my house! Help me! Help me!
Oh
You just fucking murdered me
Okay, so problem we didn't win
This is lucky hitting guys. No on God. I swear guys. It's actually such a good game. No, I don't know if the chance is right
I love this. It's actually so cool. Well
Yo, you know what it is they're saying they're saying that we need to buy the cyber
We probably do need to buy it. I can't hold you
I just call a fucking lippy a floppy I'm not unplugging my headset
it's just like
stop and shot
check actually he's living or not
check look at this
yo look at him
What is it? Can we talk about fall weather?
What is it? Can we talk about fall weather?
Thanks, Jinx.
How the bird is it?
What's happening in the living room?
How can I do nothing?
Why would you start that?
Oh my god is a big one what you go black you never go back
What the fuck is in the sky?
We need to see all he's right above us
I'm gonna bait him over here. You guys shoot him. I'm gonna bait him. Just keep shooting him
I'm making a lot of money.
I'm making a lot of money.
You have the unlimited bullets.
Come on.
I need more bullets.
I need more bullets.
I need more bullets.
I fucking mouth says what you call it.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yo, mother of a chucker.
Oh, he's in the water.
He's in the water.
Yes, help me.
Oh, he didn't have a lot of gun.
Yeah, tell me.
Where's my gun?
Where's my gun?
Where's my gun?
It might be up there.
Whoa, Laze, I think the crazy red list.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
Help me, Laze.
We can beat this.
We have enough time.
I'm in the house.
Come on.
Bro, on guard, we can beat this.
Everyone just lock in.
Where are we actually down?
Oh, my God.
It's almost dead.
Oh my god, he's like one foot foot right now.
I'll get that.
I'm dead, you know.
Oh shit, one, one, one.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help.
Go, go, go Rezes.
We gotta hurry, we gotta hurry.
Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yo.
Oh my god, you just killed me.
Oh my god, you just killed me.
Yo, go.
Jesus, actually, he's useless.
He's not even doing anything.
Guys, it's time that we need to kill everybody too!
The truth is, we're running really long!
Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
I'm down!
Help me!
Help me!
Come on, come on, come on!
I think she's just going for Reds.
We can win here, we can win here!
Get her, get her, get her, get her, get her!
Get her!
Get her!
Get her!
Get her!
No!
No, no!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
QUACK LIGHT SHIT!
Oh my fucking god!
No!
We should regroup and try again, we should regroup and try again.
What the fuck did I catch? I got a T-Bags!
What the fuck? Yo I got a T-Bags!
Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!
Boy, I just got a T-Bags.
Oh my god this fucking tea base
Thank you, bro
Or this shit looks like something I could suck on but I'm gonna gamble for us I got this
I don't need to eat the one next to the the one above the shop it the one above the
Bro, I need this mother fucker, bro. I'm so dog shit and everything that I do
No, the fuck I'm not gonna ever say that shit
I don't know
I can't lose everything
You want to buy the $50 one?
The $50 one, Jynce?
I got a brand new shoes!
I got a brand new shoes!
He's running away!
He's running away!
Yo, boys, I'm sure you can fight that two-
I didn't buy the fucking two banks!
Oh my god, two banks actually on the island.
I
Got a gun he said $15 there's a $50 one
He banks is killing me
I got a big weight and he just goes back in the ocean
I'm a fucking idiot
I'm never getting an inch off the top ever again
All the way
I'm trying to log squad to Benz.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Look at what I got, look at what I got, bro.
Yo, run, run!
And I died in a pinch.
Yo, Junko!
Why is there two dead bodies?
I wonder, cause I just got fucking shot in my head.
Yeah, we're on red or black?
Once you go back, you never go back, so black.
Yo, what the fuck? There's someone robbing the courthouse.
Hey, Robert just took my S&G, and I'm killing you till the game's over.
Yo, chill!
That's a drip, yo.
This one doesn't have the red dot, need that one.
I grinded for these upgrades, bro. I gotta be Jewish.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Dude I got a drip deal, chat. I got a drip deal.
I'm literally a hero, bro. I'm dead as a hero.
Put that in your mouth, boy.
What?
Yo, guys, I don't think we should gamble.
We're almost out of sniper naturally.
We're almost out of sniper naturally, no?
I
Look at this one
Hate these fucking people
So we activated the bot and one's not even here.
So I'm just speaking just like you are.
And he's actually on the other side.
That's a bear. Let's just lock in, boys.
Here we go.
Yes, yes.
This dude is actually dead on.
Oh my god.
Who started this? Nonsense.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You got the best of eights today.
No, no, no, JC genuinely barely.
What do we do?
JC.
Hey, y'all, how's everybody?
JC activated the faster.
Bro, and I'm dead.
They're fucking dead.
Bro, LJ's just a guy, bro.
I'm just gonna check out, bro.
Wait!
Bro, this guy's got a ton of the monuments on him, bro.
Yo, the tuna fish is dead.
I've got bullets.
Bro, Chad, I thought I got robbed,
but it's just food, bro.
Look.
Fuck you.
I told you.
I'm just lying, bro.
You see, don't wear delays.
Actually, I got it.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm just missing in time.
Okay, I'm dead. Hey, I'm back. Hey guys, guys, we need a res.
Oh my gosh, pick up your gun instead of resing.
Get my gun. I got that. I got that.
Thank you. Oh my God. Sorry.
Instantly slime. Sorry.
I
Why is this motherfucker always on
They're saying that this isn't even the main boss, bro, what's struggling like this?
We got a lot of coming in for you, bro.
We've actually got a sniper.
So, it's just like, bro, can we get a Resion?
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
I know.
Brad, it's Brad, Brad, you can actually kill him.
No.
Brat, Brat, Brat.
We can actually kill him.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I have a face.
I have a face.
Does he know?
Does he know?
Alright, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Everyone quiet.
Say it!
This is him!
I see him!
I see him!
No, this is him!
No, no, no, no.
No, so you just killed me.
So this is him.
You just killed me.
Shut up, shut up, listen.
We're gonna fish and we're gonna gamble.
We're all getting snipers.
I'm down to gamble get snipers, bro. Yeah, it's some Asian retard. This is my body in the ocean bro
Yo, can somebody that can actually see me come to revive me bro this guy
I don't like your attitude
I know you can see bro it's a joke
I know you can see bro it's a joke
I can look at your spot
My boys are gonna break you down every time bro
Are you dumb?
I'm not sorry for shit
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
I was crazy once
I'm gonna die of food
Please I need help
Oh my god I had a burden
Just on a bitch, bro, my guns not like strong enough to have like no troll are my guns
This week
It doesn't we're shooting peas
Fuck still a lot of they could go on some cybert only shit
No, shut up!
Wait a sec, do I gamble this?
Yo, this could be a lot of money.
Oh, and God, this could be a lot of money. Do I gamble this?
Yo, I'm like- Yo, yo, yo, I have a big money!
This is a big money one! I'm not gonna lie!
This is a big money!
$600! What color? What color?
Black city, black city.
Block, block, block, block.
do I go green do I do green black city bro I feel like green's gonna hit I'm
not gonna do that 35 back yeah
I just cooked a fish in an agent instead of selling it on accident.
Wait wait wait, look at this one, look at this one, look at this one.
That's bullshit, put it on green fuck.
Yeah, cause what if, what if we put it on green fuck.
So who, who you selling it?
Just looking out for birds right now.
These birds are fucking crazy in this game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
We got him, we got him, he's fucking like shooting or something.
Whoa, what the fuck?
The bird just shit
I have a take here I have a take here everyone's channel is in we keep that in green until we hit it eventually we're gonna hit it
Like chat what am I I need to eat I'm sorry chat call me fatty. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Yo Jason bro, I get it now rice is dead ass the best shit
You say that every time you get rice
So how did we lose seven hundred dollars my chat's telling me
So I've got some lures, but it's okay because I'm not a game button make this night back. Oh wait. Oh
I ate a seven hundred dollar fish. Yeah, but it tasted good. Oh, yeah, it tasted good, bro. Hashtag
What the?
Shit!
This music is so nice in this game.
Whoa!
It's a rare one!
Yo, itchy, that's a nice fish.
Go gamble.
Come on, go gamble that.
Come on, let's go gamble that.
Come on, itchy.
Come on.
Put that shit on there.
All right, what color are you taking?
What color?
Oh!
Whoa!
Do we do green?
Do we do green?
Do we do green?
Let's get us off the scene, bro!
Wait, wait, wait!
Do we do green?
Let's put shit on it.
I can't hold it.
Oh my god! Yo there's a big gamble!
Wait, let's put it all on one color, ready?
Black, black, I promise you black is hitting.
Can we put more? Stack them properly.
Stack them properly.
Yeah, like I said.
Black. Yo!
Wait, hold on. Put it all on there.
Put it all on there.
Are we going to do it quickly once it gets on? Ready?
Go black, go black, go black, go black, go black!
What is it? What is it?
Three two one bank three two one bank three two one
Wait what where's our money wait what we have to sell in the cell? Oh
My god, oh my god, okay, don't buy shit hold on let's strategize isn't it? No, it's actually try to die
Sniper
Not my focus want to be greedy betcha watch I'm bringing out full J mode. I don't give a fuck
I'm gonna show people what greed looks like. Y'all haven't seen greed, trust me.
Y'all are gonna see.
What the fuck are you looking at, you stupid fucking fish?
What is going on? Fuck this fish. This fish doesn't.
It's just not very much of this.
Yo, like...
How much HP is this fucking fish, bro?
Whoa, I love fish, you freak!
Yo, can we... can we...
Can we get a big gamble again or no?
Yeah, right, yeah.
Yo, guys, I'm gonna ask for the nice time.
What happened to our $6,000?
Uh, Jason bought a sniper rifle because he's not a team player.
No, no, run, bot, mad stick.
So we didn't upgrade our bullets and we have one sniper.
Do you know how easy it is?
Yeah, I have an idea, Chad.
Does he trust me for a second?
Robbers all are camping.
Oh close close close
Yo check do you like clam chowder? It's so good
Sorry
I
Didn't mean to why would you respond I was right here
Where am I where's my stuff it's right there, bro you respawn like a burger for some reason I was right there
Jason how would you do it? How would you do it?
Yo guys guys guys
100 runs versus one accountability
Shoot teammate, blame teammate for respawning. You're a sicko. You're actually a fucking sicko.
Oh my god, bro.
Alright, fuck that bitch. I don't care.
Not yet, remember?
Remember what everyone did, right? I bet.
Yo, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Why, why, why, I didn't know it depended.
Why is there a big fish right here? I'm not a gambler. Is that on? Wait, is this the one that we gambled that no one sold?
Wait, oh, oh, big juice. Big juice. Have you got big juice? Have you got big juice?
Okay, what's that? What's that? It's a big juice. It's a hook fish!
Yeah, we're fucking just in here buying stuff
Bro, I'm gonna get off guys. I just figured out all you gotta do is throw dynamite at the boss start the boss fight
So you gotta do
Throw endless dynamite at him trust trust trust
damn child of the ship random kid
and string your seat the road dynamite at the boss it's gonna do like 5x the
damage our guns that could be right and this is why we gambled jc the room we
just came out of you want to come in there and raise me I just doubted a fish I
caught oh thank you Jason thank you Jason I could go upgrade my gun bro
thank you thank you bro you guys see the guy laying down
so this fucking guy y'all help me i'm taking your bitch back
it's you come on bro help me out
you know more bro
I'm just gonna gamble for you
come up come up
you can't fall down at that dog
watch this watch this
I
Thank you guys caught this fish
I'm gonna go cook this sure black city black city black city black city black city black black black city
You don't go well, how do you know how is he always dead?
Hey talk to me jakes
Max fucking win, baby green. I'm going green. I'm going green. I'm going green. I'm going green
9! It was right there! Ow! I died.
Did someone help me? He said he was watching.
Uh, died? Can I have some help?
Jigsie you done your job?
went down my friend
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
oh
wait he's dead
let's evolve let's do it
stop stop stop stop stop
stop stop
stop stop
hey hey
no
Oh my god, you're actually an idiot. Wait, you're actually an idiot. Now you're an idiot.
Alright, there goes all of our shit. There goes all of our shit. You know we just lost everything,
By the way
Jesus
Who's in the boat? We're good. No ladies. Let me in the boat and take me to them. I
Go to go to a slew
See the looter now
I don't even see the star.
Yeah, we got an ancient prisoner, bro.
Whoa, this is a lot of wood.
What is this?
All right.
I don't need the...
Let me take...
Is it another SMG?
Yeah, it's Jinxies, bro.
How?
Yeah, I'll put it in the screen.
All right, we're good.
Yo, Jinxies, bro.
We got your SMG, bro.
Come here.
Jinxies, bro.
Hey, hold back.
We're good.
Jinxies, bro.
Jinxies, bro.
I got it for you, bro. I got it for you, bro. They didn't I got it for you
Magical funny come on, bro. Cheer up, bro. Drink a beer James
see that's not nice so why would you do that
you son of bitch let's go gamble let's gamble him
I gave him up pick him up no he's stuck oh no I got him
wait I'm okay one more patient we're in a gamble we're gonna go black just I'm
gambling I'm ready wait wait wait wait wait this guy's worth nothing
Bad way this guy's worth nothing. I'm going on green
You know am I the worst game learn the fucking world what the fuck happened to his hair
Can't even get a haircut in chill bro
I
You creature hope stripper you guys we gotta like actually make some money
So we can fucking fight the boss. Yeah, I'm getting my butt, too
It's just like come on the fuck on guys
Yeah, bro, it's a fucking
My player's not moving child Loki like the SMG more than the sniper. Is he right or is he wrong?
Jason they're telling me that you have the trickshot and apparently you get more money
I have 20 minutes, 20 minutes, I have to go to heaven.
There's two fucking dead.
What the fuck goes out of the dead?
Is someone far?
I'm going to go fishing for 20 minutes.
I'm going to go fishing for 20 fucking minutes.
What the fuck?
That sounds like a big you problem.
Bro, doesn't know how to fish lol.
Get off of the shooting birds.
I'm going green.
I just have a feeling it's going to hit one of these days.
I'm going green.
I'm going green.
I'm going green.
I'm going green.
I'm going green.
Oh my god.
I just want to be on troll mode, okay
I think it's the Asian with the sniper
Why when I drown I drown
Yo whoever stacking this on the table guess what bro we're going black here we go
And we
Oh, I caught a big boy
Wait, what? It was black.
It was black.
Magnet! Magnet!
Oh my god.
Am I tripping or is it black?
Oh my god, magnets.
What? What?
Oh my god.
Wait, so how do we move our money again?
We're never advancing.
We're actually never.
It's never an advanced shop.
Oh, magnet, bro.
I'm not going. I think we're ready for the next boss.
for the next boss.
Are you sucking a click?
Oh, I got it.
Oh, nice.
She got me right now.
I'm getting an average on this game.
What's happening, Jinx?
It's not.
I haven't killed a fish in 45 minutes.
I'm dying, guy.
Oh my God!
Wait!
You can double your fish!
I need to realize!
Talk to me, elaborate.
You can, when you win on the gamble,
you can put the gamble on the gamble.
So like let's say it's an 800 dollar fish and you win.
Oh my god, you can go on and run.
Okay, that's kind of.
We're so back.
So it sounds like it's time to cut the max win.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I just finished.
I just finished, so I'm going to.
Bro, this fish trying to grab the boat.
Man, I didn't even beat this game,
but I got dinner at eight.
It's just like, I don't, I'm here all night.
If you get off before we beat this game, you're actually a crybaby baby rich
Watch this watch this ready jimsy when this hit black, I'm gonna win and I'm gonna put it back and we're gonna go red
Okay, look at the script
What do I even do
Yeah
When we have
This is a heater. We got we just want one this would be a heater
I got one oh my god, this is
I
Like you see what you fucking do bro facts
You know what was ladies and Jason you know what he didn't believe in us, so that's why we lost
I'm gonna go green you all believe me or no
Oh
It's like bait brush like baiting
You got me though my neck you got my neck you got it
No mother fucker, I'm dead. I'm dead. I need a rest you see why are you standing still?
deep up in G
I'm in the water. I'm in the water someone help me
It's just like
Hey!
Res, res, res, res, res!
Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy!
Guys, go in the house! We can bait them, we can bait them!
You guys shoot, I bait.
Oh yeah, this isn't this far, here.
Yup.
Oh, that's a-
Oh, shoot!
That's good damage, bro, huh?
What damage?!
Good damage, Jacell!
Oh, I'm doing damage, bruh!
I'm gonna take a hater!
Please help me, bro!
I'm fucking drowning!
Jason, your mic's muttering!
Man!
Fix the racism!
Please, bro! Please, bro!
I'm in the fucking water, bro!
Jason, no choice!
If you hit your shots, we're dead.
I'm stuck, speed!
I'm stuck, speed!
Oh, no! Jason, it's up to you!
Jason!
Nice, nice.
Get up, get up, get up.
What the fuck is happening?
Oh!
Chase them, please!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
What?
What?
Fuck.
You son of a...
No!
Watch out!
Watch out!
No!
No!
Oh, my God.
Chase him!
Guys, we gamble him, we gamble him, we gamble him,
we gamble him, we gamble him.
No, this is no...
We gamble him, we gamble him.
We gamble him!
We gamble him!
Hey, guys, I can't see!
Guys, I can't see!
Guys, I can't!
Look at it!
Wake up!
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
Wake up, you fuckin' hear!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah, it disappeared. What the fuck?
Alright, what color? What color? What color?
Alright, 3, 2, 1, Black!
Oh my God! $5,000!
He's won $5,000!
Alright, 3, 2, 1, Black!
Black!
Alright, 3, 2, 1, Black!
Black!
Here's your 1, Black!
Here's your 1, Black!
Here's your 1, Black!
Okay, quiet, quiet, quiet, listen, listen, listen, listen.
JXE, okay, just listen, everyone listen, if we put it down, and we win, we make 10,000.
Now wait, if we win that, and we put it back on, we win 20,000.
Brother, we could literally win the game off that.
We could literally speed-win it.
Bro, don't gamble.
The Ops of us getting 25,000 is 20,000.
Jason, put it on the block!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh
It does not like you guys no no no it's black spikes like it's gonna be
We got to keep fishing.
This island is literally designed to see if you have a 5 IQ.
If we never gambled we would have like 50,000 dollars worth of money.
What's the next step here?
What the fuck? This fucking run!
Someone kill him! He can run!
I got him! I got him!
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
Yo, you can save the plane bro!
We shouldn't gamble the tuna!
Yo boys, don't gamble it!
Actually fucking idiot!
No, no, let's hit him in the yellow area.
Bro, I'm having fun bro. That's all that matters.
Wait, I bet green by accident. Oh god, I bet green by accident.
What's that fishing rod?
Did you just bet on him? Did you just put on the chain?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I hit it!
How much? How much? I win!
800 times 35. What is that? What is that? What is that?
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I casted, casted, casted.
Wait! Do I gamble? Do I gamble or am I black?
No!
If we gamble!
You can take it.
No, no. Cast it, cast it, cast it.
$8,000
Everybody's never ever my son. Oh my god
Yeah, I'm gonna buy cyber a with the five
It's really bad. I wish I could take it up great your bullets upgrade your bullets
I'm great your bullets whoever doesn't have upgrade your bullets a little not all the way. No, just make sure
I think we go for the boss now
Yeah, it's 1200 more time. We can
get back to the one more time.
Is that what the professional
wall floors?
Yeah, how'd you die, bro?
How is this?
It's so hyper unrealistic. Oh,
my God. It's all good.
Wait, chat. Is the tuna, the
green or the pink?
What?
Oh, put in magnets!
Oh my god, we're sending shit to heaven now. Wait, so then what the fuck is the green?
So why is this actually fun?
Oh my god, the silencer is actually OP. Oh what? I think I really could get down and have fun.
Okay, this game is actually peak. Oh my god, this could be game of the year. Not gonna lie.
I'm gonna eat, I'm hungry.
Go in the toilet, wait a minute.
Trick shot.
It's a little heavy a fucker, man.
Oh, oh, oh!
Yo, this game is peak.
Why not?
Yo, what do we do now on the sideline?
Is there another boss?
We gotta get the walls put each other in 70 positions.
Yeah, we gotta find the boss.
Lace, what the fuck did you just say?
I said we have to find the boss so we have to like buy a good lure and then we get to find the fight the last boss
Y'all wanna know?
Do I go again? Do I go again? I won. Do I go a thousand?
I'll end, I'll end, I'll end, I'll end, I'll end
I think, I think, I think
Go black, go black, go black, go black
Put it in, put it in
Come on, Jay, come on, Jay, big money, big money, don't make scared money, money scared, money makes money
I think he said it wrong, but it's gonna be black
I know, it's yours, I know
I know, I know, I know
Oh my god
we gotta fight the tuna after this so we need a thousand dollars one
I thought we already fought the tuna
no no guys we have to bring that guy to the first head
guys you have to lay the tuna out on the grass
you lay the tuna out on the grass
and then you get the first head and you get the tuna
do you cook the tuna turn or not
If you lay the tuna on the grass, the bird comes to get it.
So we wasted it tuna?
Yes.
You don't cook it also.
You're not allowed to cook it, they said.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I just cooked the tuna.
I wish I'd do it.
I'm gonna bet 35.
I'm gonna kill this fish.
What is this?
Oh.
Guys, you just have to patch up tuna and then lay it on the grass.
Oh
What you here
All right, I'm actually gonna go for a bill over again
you can go for the drop the gun pick it up mid-air shot
I'm gonna try to hit on janks ready you see him right there he came in here I'll see
you
I can't hear you I can't hear you I'm going for a shot ready
Yo, what the fuck are you...
Yo, fucking stop!
You want a tip?
I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit.
Just had to get down my new scope.
Dude, what the fuck?
I don't know why it's actually...
It feels like conquer.
Yo boys, do you feel that? I don't know. Do you feel that?
What do I feel? What do I feel?
I'll be David of Five, hold on, wait for it.
You don't feel it?
Oh, sheen.
I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit, he hit, he's all right.
Res me, res me.
Put it on Machinima.
Res me, res me.
Put it on Machinima.
Res me, please, someone, guys, I'm dead.
Yo, Res, Res!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, come on, I'm coming.
Oh, no.
Oh no I died instantly.
I need a res.
Whoa whoa whoa.
I need a res, I need a res.
He said we just got jump on.
Why did he get a 1 with B?
Thanks bro.
Everyone hit their shot.
It's like, I'm dying instantly.
You're not going to shot rock.
I'm dying?
That's the ass up side.
Let's see if it's only for G.I.Jane.
Give my wife's name!
My mouth mother fucker
On the glitch on the glitch
Oh
Help me, I'm dead
Come up the stairs. Someone come up the stairs
Yeah, I definitely feel like I'm signed somewhere
I'm dead
Cool!
Oh, oh!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
Oh!
What is your turn to Jon's car?
What is theลe-
It's a-
What is going on?
Headshot!
Headshot!
Red, red!
How long has it been?
Yeah, it's-
Ew!
It's bird shit!
Bad man!
สสสสสส!
Ow!
Yaaay!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Jamesy, why don't you have a fucking stove on your cyber?
you guys to go in the house
get in the house for protection boys
get shitty on us
yo you gotta hit your shots y'all
I got you
Main calm
Y'all gotta hear shots
Guys get out of the house, it's not worth it
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Okay, I died.
Yo, oh my god, this guy's a fucking shitter.
Is this guy a fuck?
Yo, y'all gotta hit your shots, bro.
Oh, he's got my things off him.
Thanks.
Yo, bro, I'm getting splashed.
I'm getting slimed out right now, guys.
I'm dead
Oh my god, we have to refight the tuna
Wait my time why are we guys why are we taking each other's loop?
Bro, bro, bro. Who has my sniper?
I have Jamesy sniper, but I think I have my sniper
They're saying, Chinksie, do you have my fucking gun?
I think we need to upgrade bullets, bro.
We need our bullets.
Alright.
No, I need to have, like, fish in my inventory, bro, because I'm just getting weaker and
no healing.
I have an extra snake root.
I have an extra snake root.
It might be mine.
Here, here, here.
I had a red dot on mine.
Yo, stamina, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help,
What strategies do y'all want to do for the Albatross?
We need to have fish to eat.
What are you guys?
I need to turn my air conditioning is fucking hot in here.
It's alright.
Yo, is it just me?
Okay.
I swear we're in the middle of that fight all the plans.
We gotta stop trolling, killing each other guys.
Yo, what is happening?
We gotta stop trolling killing each other guys
The creature
good scope is bad all right what is the method here can someone tell us in chat
like generally I mean we just got to get extended mags after like on our on our
sniper weapons wait press F on you guys a sniper how much damage you all do you
guys
I
Want you guys sniper do press F on it
Oh my god, oh my god, I was gonna take it away back for it again
Yeah
Yo motherfucker
Never hear anything or no much of them
Easy good. I think you should get a mango cart. It's always drinking and smoking
It's way more peaceful about them
Don't take me to an island doesn't do anything
This guy a fuck
I keep hearing like a fucking small noise.
I keep hearing a toy walking on the table.
I gotta try to stop fish.
I'm a street fish. Let's go.
I made me fishes right here.
It's not my ass in the gym, man.
Yeah, I know.
I killed Ron.
He killed me.
Baby rage, baby rage, baby rage, baby rage.
Yo, why would you do that?
I just caught a good fish.
I got shit to handle
I got shit to handle
Yo Lace you see my shit real quick can you handle my lightworks?
Yo guys I have been on 8s so we gotta load this for you
Thank you bro
Thank you brother
Here resin, no no resin
That's okay, ready?
Thank you.
I got your Jinx.
Yeah, we got him.
Hey, Resin, can someone Resin?
Jinx, I got you.
So, all this is literally in the water.
Now do the baby run, Jinx.
See what you do.
Start of it.
All right.
Then I for an eye just leaves the whole world flying, Ron.
Learn the tale.
This is a good flow to learn.
Each one black.
Each one black.
MY BODY!
I'm getting like
Just a
Give me Jason red city
So I'm gonna sell this pistol because it's just on the ground chilling. No way
Can't wake me up oh, oh, hey, Jaycee try wake them up. It's not leaving me
I can't get it Jason try waking up Ron the game's bugged
let me try let me try Jason tracks it tracks it tracks it tracks
try getting them
is it working for you too?
where did we track this?
oh there we go
oh okay so I think it works
oh we're good
Okay
He's too nice
I got dinner. Hey, you guys also playing the game
I'm not getting off this game until I win just want to be there
He's got to beat this game by ourselves Jason's got to leave like
now part timer do guys I lost my SMG
it was really broken guys let's just let's get the tuna guys get the tuna and
my camera guy to get the tuna all my yo what we live in a 50 million dollar
mansion and this fucking shit doesn't work really I was right full at least
we're having roof over your head some people got that shit
I'm all
No, okay, I'm gonna buy the tuna you guys ready or no
No, no, we have to get the tuna so we can advance
Well by oh, that's a good one. That's a good one
Yeah, I need to eat real quick before we
I'm doubling this shit. I'm doubling it. I'm doubling it
Okay, I think I just got hit by a fucking car
Yeah, who's the most chop in this
You get wait Jason you won I won twice bro now put it all green now put it all green
I'm just gonna eat this one shot. I don't really care about the money
You guys pay attention max win down get ready
Oh my shit.
Oh you're not bad.
Oh I'm actually feeling different.
Oh me too.
Oh wow, you're feeling a little too different.
Oh sorry, sorry.
Oh my god, I'm winning every game right now bro.
Yeah Jason, bait him in the house.
Jason bait him in the house.
SMG
I need to save SMG, bro
Call him, then
Don't get Jason
I'm gonna get the yellow guys
Nice, uh
You just straight up just shot me
I did not mean to kill you, oh my god
Okay, one guy, you ran around me, one guy
Oh my god
Oh Jesus
There's my VTG
please please please please
oh my god
please
oh no no no
please go rest
i'm not here
good good good good
i'm not talking about
i'm doing a lot of damage right now
i'm doing a lot of damage
chat is this
are you making me
dick
oh yeah
My god SMG is doing a lot of damage
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Okay before we put it out
yeah let's let me get food
wait wait wait
wait
i can get all the food bro
i ate it
nothing
i can't do naphin
yo i ate the tuna
alright wait wait
so how do we
Me me here take it
Yo, so
Right, where's my where the fuck is mine?
What's the stride here what's the stride here Chas? There's like this
Just use your sniper upgrade your sniper
We could put that shit on green it could put the two on green
I
Put it down I was just fighting about they're saying t and t around. Oh you t and t around the tuna
So look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look at one
So I think we throw it right as he's about to come down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you tie me well somebody put him down and then we just throw it
Okay, wait, do you mean to throw the TNT on the bird of the tune of wait there's no
No, they said you could shoot it ready. Come on. Don't shoot it drop all them
the tuna or the burr?
I'm gonna put the tuna down, but I need to cook this fish real quick.
Wait, they're saying more.
Should we put more?
Wait, can you do that?
Can you shoot the TNT?
They're saying yeah.
Here, I'll test one right here.
I'm gonna just buy one and put it right here.
Alright.
Alright, so yeah, definitely works.
Alright.
Alright, thanks.
Alright, more TNT.
More TNT.
Alright, put all the TNT down right there.
I'm gonna buy some.
more TNT more TNT put all the TNT down with them by some
Whenever you're on your guys, it's you the tuna will be coming in hot
Getting worried it got patched. Well, we're gonna try it
I just put it down fucking there's a
Patch just put it down. I'll shoot it when it's done put the tuna down on top of it
Right on top of it. Yeah, but don't shoot a jixie wait till the bird catches it
Oh, this sniper is ass!
Bro, stay in the tower!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait, I'm chasing my life!
Yes, I did it!
I'm on your damage!
My sniper is OP!
Bro, the dealers are here!
We can bro!
Bro, oh my god!
The building's actually in the cockpit!
Wait, am I ass shot?
Wait.
Oh, it's not enough.
You can't shoot through the window. That's fine.
Thanks.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks.
It's hitting, it's hitting.
Thanks.
I killed a friend.
I killed a friend.
There's a lot of damage right now.
Wait, Ron.
No.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Timing, timing!
Where you got a timing?
You got a timing, you got a timing, timing, timing, timing.
There is headshots in this game, yo.
Just wait for it to shoot, then peek.
Now peek.
In what world could a sniper not peek?
Run!
Wait for him to shoot, now peek.
That can pay, he's coming.
Run house.
Thanks.
Oh my god, I just got fucking stabbed.
I feel like one of y'all digs me
Oh my god, someone digs me
Someone digs me
My sniper, my sniper
Hey, your sniper
I'm gonna run up there
Someone digs me
Someone digs me behind you
Someone digs me behind you too
I got shitted on
Dude, we should have stored food in here
We're food in here
Oh no
shit
We gotta get a
How to fuck we do this
This is quite a fish.
Okay, they're saying to sell it.
Or do we cook it and then sell it?
What is it?
I say we put it on black.
I don't know what it is.
There's so many items.
There's so many items.
Oh my god.
What?
Why are you on black?
There's not so much when you cook it.
What?
What is it?
Jason, back up.
There's a lot of meat.
of me that's not it that's not it it's over there you see all that
okay I'm gonna see how much
I got it I got the head I'm ready I'm ready that was under the boat
I need a rest I need a rest in the water I need a rest I need a rest I need a rest
I
Could gamble
Hey, I'm gambling this
Wait, it's on it's at $9,000
Wait, wait, what do you want to do here do we just do a cell do not gamble that red
Oh my god, what? Wait, he's just an X-Men?
Why did you, Spode?
Oh, we gotta fight it again. Oh my god.
No dumbass! I have the items still! That was just the meat!
Oh, but...
World with the meat, that was a lot of money.
Alright, wait, who do I sell this to?
Who do I sell this to?
I need to give it to the guy and we go to the next map.
Wait, who? Where's the guy?
Where's the guy?
Make this guy the girl maybe in the shop
For a dude to give the item for the class come here come here
Oh
I have the I have a flash drive. I have it we can move whenever you guys must stay here
We need it. We need the bigger motors. We need that. We need it. Oh, we know we already got it
Nice. He's got a W the chapter. We're advancing
I
Can't grab it
Oh my gosh, you died it's about that time, bro. I gotta give it all I gotta go
Wait, they're saying the next island is the last that's true is that true?
No, the next island is the last one though, Junko.
Okay, okay, Junko, since it's not eight yet, at least stay until it's eight.
Wait, they literally just said the next one is the last one.
And Jussie, you said eight fifteen.
Why are you all fifteen minutes more?
It is?
Come on, bro.
Dude, everyone knows that when you have dinner at eight, you don't go until like
midnight or something, bro.
It's called fashionably late.
Actually true.
Yo, yo, yo, wake up, Jussie.
Unfortunately, yes.
In here.
I'm clear
Long we did the mission
I just come to the next time with the guys real quick
We're not telling you, we're not telling you.
You can't meet your shit, you can hear us forever.
Hold on, I'm making a song.
Let's go next island.
Oh, John, let's go next to this land. Come on, bro.
You look Mexican.
What?
Hold on.
Wait, lineup broker?
Oh my god, I hit...
WHAAAA?
Wait, wait, wait. Stay in the line, stay in the line.
Stay in the line. Let me see if I can hit like a...
Yo, stay in the line, Jason. Let me see if I can hit a trip.
dandan dandan dandan dandan dandan dandan.
Jason's hair cut his bulletproof.
We got, we got burn some purple later.
Let's go.
Down here in the chat.
Where are my items?
I got shot 30 times.
Oh.
Over here.
Come over here.
Jason, turn on the radio for us please.
I don't know where.
Your shotgun is here.
That's the only, and then there's something up here.
I see you up here and then what else do you have?
A fucking sniper, man!
I don't have your sniper. Wait, move your mouse around in your inventory. Maybe it's invisible. Dead ass.
Bro, I need to smoke some fucking-
I don't think- I don't need a sniper anywhere. I don't see any orange.
The orange out there is a pistol. That orange out there is a pistol.
Yo, so who took my- fuck my bro. Who took my sniper then?
Someone might have your sniper miles. I will say my SMG be spawned now
Yes, like touching their goat you know run drive over the jinxie on the right now, I don't feel like it
Can't get you unless we go get the boat over there jinx
Oh my god
Someone got him this boat is so sensitive. Oh my god
You know this boat is so sensitive
Can you see get it? Are you wasting time on purpose so you don't have to play with us get in the boat?
We're good
I think we're gonna get the loot. Everything's gonna be reset and we're back, bro.
Sometimes it's just gonna lower that cortisol.
Tiki, get in the pool.
Where are my- Where are my-
Where are my-
Hey, bro, bro.
Hey, we're gonna drive over there, bro. We're good.
Yo, oh my god.
I'm burning. I can't swim.
I'm good.
Just gotta drive over to the orange dots, yo.
Just pass them by.
Right in front of you.
Here's the right here
Orange dot
Yeah, I'm driving pick up your sniffer. We're not going to get your shot. This is garbage
Last island in mind
oh my god in front of us look oh no
this should have a island for evil fish oh my god it's time boys we need a big
Well, oh, it's oh wait shit Jason
Excuse me scientific lure, I'm gonna use that. Oh
My god, you combine a soul right for for 20 grand
About that though, you can't get
We need our we need to work now, bro
What in the fuck is this I just catch what in the fuck is this
How do you cook how do you cook it in the lava? Oh
Shit it insta-coats. How do you do it? You just hang it over there
This guy's just a waste of fucking time though.
Not a waste of time because if you put it on black, you can get an 8k.
They just told me that I ate a $4,000 cash.
They taste good? Yeah, they taste pretty yummy.
Howdy, howdy, howdy, I'm getting in the room, I'm getting in the room.
Wait, is this sniper coming out of his pen?
so I got my thing pretty stoked by somebody
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Oh my sniper's a perk.
Where is Jinxie bro? Where? Like what is Jinxie doing?
Doing oh my god
Because he's an Asian Prime Minister I get it
Just gamble brother
Ladies, ladies, just gamble, ladies, just gamble it.
Put it on black, put it on black, put it on black.
All right, let's put that here, let's put this one on black.
Sweet, now do it again, now do it again, now do it again.
Two reds, double black, double black, double black.
Do red, do red, do red, do red!
Oh no, jigsie, it was red, jason, why did you?
Oh, oh no.
We just lost all of our money.
So on the final island, then we have $11.
I'm dead again, bro.
Can you help me?
I'm dead.
I have dinner.
Bro, come on.
Someone help me.
Guys, you have to go.
Someone help me.
I'm dead over here.
Coming right up.
Yo the bird, oh my god, help me, help me, the bird, the bird lays the bird, the bird lays the bird, the bird lays the bird, the bird lays the bird, you gotta shoot it quickly, I'm gonna fuckin'
I do a llama, I do a lava, llama
He does a llama
I need a rest bro
How are you supposed to cook fish on a lava dude?
How did all of y'all just die?
I'm gonna go explain that
I'm gonna get it
I'm just gonna do my job in fish, bro
Wait so Chad, this is the last island?
Help me bro this is so fucking stupid
You get me you get me you get me pretty sir greedy. That's a good fish by the way Jason. That's a diamond fish
Good blog fish for Dennis
Come on come on. Koi Koi Koi.
Wait wait wait wait.
Well the trip brought us a name, we're not that far from here.
Oh my god black.
Oh my god.
This is actually for the whole motion.
Yo oh my god, this is a...
Guys, what's it in?
Fuck.
Alright, yeah, I'm off.
I'm off, yep.
Alright, I'm off.
Any reason to get off.
Any reason to get off.
Any reason to get off.
Yo you said it!
80 o'clock and then you told me 815 is the latest and then you're all four minutes before just say you hate us, brother
He was guys
Oh fuck.
No, the angle of this is like a very rare fish.
You see it in the water.
Yeah, it's also tiny as shit.
I think there's a hole right in front of it.
Yeah, that shit's like small as fuck.
You're going 13th.
What the fuck is he fishing for, dude?
What the shit?
I'm eating that.
Yeah, I need a res.
I need a res.
I need a res.
Bro, by the way, you guys got to melt your guns.
Put it, put it, put your guns in the water.
You have to throw it in the water if it's burnt.
Wait, what?
Wait, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me.
Alright do we go again? Do we go again?
I feel like at this point bro we gotta
You're right
Double black never fails
I need this, come on bro
Blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
It's actually like, no it's actually weird though
It's never back to back, why? Why why why?
Uhhh, but now that we know the strategy
We can get it
Wait chat, why is it never back to back?
Ooh, noticing
Oops sorry
I don't want to be the guy to say it but I feel like green is still okay wait
Jason what fate are you using professional
What are you talking about the fast one?
We can't go back in the back.
Okay bro, and if you were with teammates with Stalman for another extra year, you would
have won Game of the Year in 2024 and 2025.
Now what?
The lock in.
Wow, that was too far.
You're not going to take it too far.
I
Twelve dollars, I'd rather put that shit on green bro
We're going green again on God it's new I don't give up
No, we gotta keep doing it. We gotta keep doing it still on God is like I got a family guys
This guy's so fucking fast
How about
Wait, how about you?
Can you give me some money so I can get a new lure?
I also can't buy a lure, bro.
What the fuck, man?
We're gonna have to work as a joke.
Ooh, check that.
Gamble is not just a salivary.
Should we just save our money?
Should we just dead ass keep saving our money?
No, no, no.
No, bro, we got it.
No, I can save that for fucking 10 hours.
I'm gonna stop gambling with Jigsaw.
Stop gambling, you fucking idiot.
All right, but...
No you are not, you never do
Max Lin oh my god!
$107,000!
107,000!
1007 thousand i think or something like that
Who gets it?
No!
We all, we all beted to the wrong person
We all beted to the wrong person
We all beted to the wrong person
me in like I ate my shot it's at a hundred days it's at a hundred thousand oh my god
what are we doing no fuck your rest yo five boys I'm off bro who else are you
to give it to you yeah well you have to stay on bro I know it's probably annoying
but like you can't go to dinner bro that's a hundred now that's all now
but lately it is awesome yeah guys out friend yep yeah if we didn't gamble on
that third I was three out of them
I think he died you know they're still in there's still in there's still in
they're game still working they're games still working they're games still
working we're gonna beat this show I'm gonna reach me in the charter they're
in there in there in there I can't live in red city it's red city it's red city
double green wash that's gonna be green again
that's it oh my god I'm not gonna like fuck this shit
I'm dead I'm dead help me help me help me
you got off bro
no we didn't
it's all good bro let's just win this game
let's just win this bro do this as a team
did you junkie
no bro
I said you have to jump
don't close it out
chat la fares chat la fares
on God by the way on everything I did not try to give it to the wrong personal
purpose I swear to God I tried to do it I mean I got my actions right now but I
really did try you know as long as you're trying as long as I'm gonna sell
I just hit a green on the SMG I made $10,000 was a $300
Oh my god!
Do I get it? Wait, okay, this...
Yo, what do I...
No troll? No troll, should I gamble?
It's only 10 bands for the SMG.
Like, action.
Do I gamble this or do I sell it?
You gamble it, bro. Double it. Double it. Get the AK.
I'm done.
Go, go, go black.
this is a 20 thousand dollars in jay.
show me.
wait.
on god.
on god though.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
no.
I'm gonna sell my SMG channel, okay
Just spam green just spam green wait no, they're saying don't
Think I have to upgrade first this part good. Yeah
Wait this shit is
I
Guys we can't get off yet
Well, I'm not gonna lie green is hitting. Oh my god
It wanted to go though
No, this is not a magnet on it.
Jack gambling?
Oh my god.
No, I'm not going to lie.
Gambling is the method.
Do you know how much money are we going to need to beat this island up?
You son of a bitch, boy!
Bro, we need a shit ton of fucking money.
Oh my god.
I'm getting hit, boys!
What the fuck?
Bro, we need like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Wait, what is
Green every time it was red instantly what the fuck wait
It was glitched.
What?
It glitched.
Oh, yeah, we need 5800 for the scientific basler.
Yeah, bro, but we need to fucking upgrade all of our shit.
True.
Get your hands right.
Get your hands right up.
I'm fucking mad, bro.
I can't believe we sold that fucking fish to the wrong dude.
Black, black, black, black, black!
Oh, so do-do-do.
Javi, I'm so glad you're on that, too.
Nice.
Now put it on green, right, watch this, Jace?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, it glitched again!
It just-
Yo, wait, why is it doing that?
Can somebody explain?
What are we doing?
Oh, it's glitching.
Six, seven summers ago.
I got something good. There's a good one. We need to kill it. Ready?
I got a bag of kills.
Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it. There's gonna be a bag. There's gonna be a big one.
Wait. Trick shot, trick shot, trick shot.
Oh.
You can't fix the thing.
Oh my god. Stacked that one?
Stacked it so hard.
Do I go for green? Do I go for green here or not? Look.
Bugs.
No, we got a feeling one, bro.
If we do green, we basically have enough money to beat the game.
Alright, babe. Go green.
Bro, we just keep doing green to the end.
logic bear we should go green every time saying literally I'm down
Magnet magnet l magnet l magnet all good we know we're getting into bro we know
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why are you on jeans?
Oh god.
This guy's an honor.
How did that happen?
It's a big bitch.
Oh I got $4000.
Wait this is $4000?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is $4,000
Oh my god, this is $6,000
Dude when you do trick shot it does multiply dude. Chad we put this on green. Yeah, you're not
No, what do you think in here? What do you think here? What's your trick shot that you're doing? Oh
My goodness gracious me
No! It was right there! It was one off and then it moved to magnets.
Yo, how many HPs is fucking Yuki fish, man?
Right, so Jack, do you 360 just scope? It's fine? Account?
Oh fuck, we've been on the way.
Wait, they're saying no scope is more.
360 no scope and it's more. I need a rest. I got you.
Where did the blood fish go? We took it.
We need the blood fish. I think I have a pretty expensive fish throw on here.
Magnet, magnet, magnet.
It's a magnet. No, no, no, there's something bullshit. No, no, I'm mad now. I'm actually mad
Maybe guys we should step on green. Yeah, but then it's gonna hit and then we're gonna be like damn
We should have done that. He's right. I
Got a
Oh what the f...
Hi-Lives, Black City, baby.
What the fuck was that?
I'm right at a fucking...
Dude, I'm at a fucking step.
I'm worried.
I don't know, is it a road or something?
I
This is just the worst part of the game
Like fishing this wall is low key kind of like on bro like what is this like?
I mean we could have been progressive. We weren't gambling at all. No you need to for this island
I'm gonna be honest with you low key need to
But you know much money. Do you know much money we need right now? I mean yeah, but we literally have spent every single dollar
We've made in the last one
Fine, we'll stop gambling fine. No, I got shot. Let's stop gambling. No more gambling. No more gambling. No more gambling
One more though. I don't know. I got nothing more, bro
Wait, we had a dinner date. He had to go to
All right, I won't get much out. I got you guys ready go. There we go. All right, this last one is last
I got you guys. There's the fun
No, let's just keep doing it bro
What do we actually do with your gameplay all right no more gambling, but I fuck this shit
Can we turn the radio on hello
I'm getting nice things right now, dude.
I wish you could do this in real life, just bring your gun out and just murder the fish.
I thought it was...
We can murder?
We somewhat did that.
Gonna need a rez, dick!
He's just stabbing around me.
And man, I know nothing to do.
Don't worry, it's a good investment.
Don't get mad at me.
Hey.
Hey boys, just cast out.
Sweet.
Sweet.
I'm dead.
All right, we need to see our friend more AR.
Let me not die.
Chat is fishing?
In real life, this is like slow?
It's slower, bro.
It's way slower than this.
When me and Batfish back in the day, man, I'd pass shit.
We would come home empty handed some days, but that's the beauty.
We would fuck.
That's the beauty of that fishing.
are you fucking hitting me bro are you kidding me right now yeah yeah
I need a rez laser myness you
This shit trash
You just
Yo
I can daaamn
Chad what's better
I gotta rez
I gotta rez up in the air
Oh man
This is good aim
Oh my guns are burnt
Nice
We need a fucking
Should we get the scientific
We just need to fucking I don't know do we try to fight the boss or not
Then we try do you think we need no we got us we probably gotta get more than just one AK
Yeah, I can't be the only one.
Red City, you son of a bitch!
Bro, is the AR even worth it?
Like I'm not even trying to be the guy,
but I'm gonna be the guy, is it worth it?
I don't know.
Cypress pretty OP, bro.
I mean, the AR's gotta be worth it.
We've bought every time there's a new gun,
we bought it and it was worth it.
So what would make it more damaged?
Like how can an upgrade as you do in all some way?
Yeah!
You should do like a red gun if you can.
oh guys we are fucking rich is it so like a good chat uh uh run yeah i mean it's just
fucking like so i'm gonna fucking kill myself i can't keep playing this game if it's the
same shit over and over and over and over and over and over oh nice to do it hey dude
just take a chill pill dude so we're fighting a juna we're fighting the wolf the shit
Don't even give us jack shit
What was the point of a suppressor because I'm a dummy
I can't play this tell me
So I just got sniped by somebody.
Alright.
No.
Okay.
We're in a lot of damage right now boys, a lot of damage.
Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, please.
Yep, fire right now.
I'm gonna get a Chinese boy, I'm gonna get a Chinese boy.
Oh my god on the last picture shot at least on the last day try to nose go through 60
Oh
That was scary guys. I was scared. I really couldn't grab your body on guns
Okay, so we need to use it sooner to get a shark or we put it on black. I bet
Oh my god, they took my sniper
There's nowhere. Oh my god
She's from Texas I can tell the way
yeah that's good that's good let's go buy an AR buy an AR someone buy an AR
I got AR I got AR we all have ARs no no I got sniper do we need all ARs though like
really I don't think so we still got an upgrade bro like I feel like I feel like one of us just
Bro how okay, I'm just gonna max out my AR
This shit's like I'm getting rid of my SMG call me a crybaby I don't care
I'm putting on green and I'm doing it under fun and I'm putting my mobile fake
Actually, I'm not gonna keep that for luck
And my SMG to
I'm a clock. I just got put up a green again.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Going green again. Ready?
Oh, my God. This is the method. Someone just keep fishing and I spam green every time.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Just literally everything she's lost everything
That's just yeah for no reason. It's like what is wrong with you?
I got a good fish. I need somebody to kill this now. It's a mini. Oh my god
It's tiny so I just got absolutely
Demolished oh my god. This is already I want to rip super dope fish. Well, that's me. That's me. That's me
right here right here guys guys guys what I'm in the air I'm in the air
run copy copy copy copy copy copy copy copy the air go off it
so you have to hit the seagull bro oh geez I'm in the water now I'm gonna
fucking say something really bad in a fucking second like this game is so
OH GOD!
We're good, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
Wait till he gets closer, just wait till he gets closer.
I'm clicking that edge, right?
I have two snipers, is this yours?
No, I have two.
Bro, it's so quiet without him.
It just took me...
It actually is peaceful.
Wait, can we just crouch?
Go, go, go, go, go.
Yo!
Nice nice now get my body, please. I got a AR bro. I don't know lose
You're gonna sniper have an extra. Yeah. Yeah, I lost my I lost my sniper. It's here
But I'm black okay, we're here. This one's maximum and then and then we get the boss and then we get the boss
Mini fish is the mini one Jason. Yep. You gotta sell it
Sell it sell it sell it sell it's a mini one
I'm gonna upgrade my AR a little bit I'm gonna do I got the boss lure I'm gonna
do that that that my AR is getting maxed on God I ain't gonna lie but my AR is
getting maxed we're gonna do it red dot next shot using weapons equals with
Mickey do you want us to fight the final book
That was shark so I definitely have got them sure the boss
Not guys, I'm gonna need a rest
This is actually really bad guys Jason we're gonna have to try to fight this failure
I'm putting someone's sniper on the beach there here's your laser line
Wait, which arrow is by your Jason? Here's your arrow.
If you press F on your gun, you could see how much damage it does.
We got to absolutely fucking be mine.
Wait, Charlie, that was the final boss?
I don't know, so there's one more after, I think.
I lost mine.
Okay, that guy's not that hard. I'll be honest with you.
No, he's not.
The seal literally just took me into the ocean.
I'm gonna need Jailers too guys. Oh I caught something good.
Chad I got a bowler now. Wait where'd he go?
Chad what color?
Dude, I don't know why I feel a green. Can I just do it?
What if it does I don't know every time dude, you just never know bro, that's the thing it's like
I'm gonna eat this bad boy. Thank you. I'm gonna gamble. Oh my god
Ah
I mean, bro, it's just a magnet. It's just the game is so boring. It's like it's so boring when you know that the game is rigged
Bro, I just hate shit like that
Not because that was straight, right?
I'm sick to my fucking stomach. I'm sick to my fucking stomach
I don't get a red dot
Please how many times I shot this bad boy
this is big
you can jump when you do it
yeah you also do more damage
no no no no
no no no no
$13,000
I trich out of it
and no scope I think
I'm not alive bro
I just put this in on red
well what is that a teabags
shoulda put a teabags
for someone's asshole
nice
Nice. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. What do I do? I do I gamble? Do I sell it?
I think we all just cash out. Bro, but what if I hit green? I just feel like I just
No, that's how. Bro, no. You trust me. I just feel like green is due, Jason. No one
is here. Trust me. Do you trust me? Yes or no, bro.
I do. I thought for some green. I think it's green. I think it's green. I think
Fucked up. I think you fucked up. I think you fucked up big time. Oh nice. Nice. Okay wait now wait
It's worth $25,000
Win the game
I'm not I maxed out my gun I maxed out my gun
I'm ready to fucking fight this shit. We ready base. I'm axed out my gun. Let's get some food first get some food
Yeah, let's get some eats
Like that shop. Maybe you should get some IRL eats. Why is this? Oh, I could go for some IRL geese. Oh my gosh
Wait, I just my trip into the rice one shot that way guys adapters left base
Oh my god, what the fuck how did it just fly all the way to you?
Hey there Lalo, what's it like in the water?
Yeah, that's not the place.
The place is the front.
I need to figure out what's playing this.
Left fares. Left fares.
Left fares. Left fares. Left fares.
Left fares. Left fares.
Little black. Little black. Little black.
AAAAAAAAH!
Did you get it?
Wait, what?!
MAAA-
I'm going green. I'm going green. Just trust me. Can you just trust me one time?
Oh my god. It's right there.
Oh! Magnet. Oh my god, you saw-
Oh!
No! No!
OH MY GOD IT'S A MAGNET
OH MY GOD IT'S A MAGNET
This shit is really good
I got this little ass fish on me I can't kill it but I got it
Oh I might have the most expensive fishing game
I'm gonna see how much this motherfucker goes for
Oh my god wait oh my god
AT?
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie sometimes it glitches and it goes one over. Do I just put it green?
Fucking in this tool you fucking in this tool or what if
Magnet not
Like that was just fucking dumb
Yeah, imagine imagine our dopamine if that hits and look at 50 know how fast this shot was
I
Got another one. I got another $20,000 fish
Um, I just hit a fucking
$12,000 fish
It's $18,000. It's 18,000
Let's oh my god
What are you doing?
Max
I
Just I got not you just won't just wrap this. Oh, please please jump please jump shot no scope. It's max money
There's a little baby-ass fish if you notice put them with your laser. That's what that's what makes it like so
Fuck what they said fuck all the haters fuck all the doubters
I'm having fun and that's all that matters
Oh
Oh no.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Please, please, I need you to get him.
Alright.
I just trying to kill her first.
This thing is fucking stupid, so...
Yeah, that guy was so cocky to the cyber hole.
Oh my god.
So cocky, bro.
Who's fighting here?
That's just a part of the bloodline.
I know, I know, I know.
Oh my.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
So get right out, I can't pick you up.
I'm listening to you.
Review.
Nice.
Hi, B.I.R., I'm the guy on near the tent, near the tent, near the tent, near the tent.
Good coms, J-Wade, good coms, J-Wade, good coms.
Make it happier, guys.
Good shot, last, good shot, last, good shot, last.
I'm on your AOS, pretty OP.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Need a rest, need a rest, need a rest, need a rest.
Good shot, last, good shot, last.
Good shot, last.
How much speed?
I'm gonna need this, gonna need that.
Gonna need a little bit of that.
That's it, that's it.
Good shot, last.
Ah, GG's.
I'm not fucking Dolphin Shark.
Oh wait, so apparently you put this into the volcano, and then the world boss comes.
That's what my chest looks like.
Well, let's get some fish, bro.
You know, cook some shit up.
Oh, no, no.
Wait, never mind.
I'm getting a lot of nose.
Ah, GG's.
Wait, who got the same fit?
Oh, fuck.
Can I eat him?
Shut up now.
So, we're fighting the same boss again, bro.
I mean, that isn't easy.
Wait, sniper just 500 damage?
That does.
The sniper fully maxed out.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though, the AR is literally on to the top.
Yeah, but if we all hit our sniper shot...
Oh, I see the damage.
Fuck off.
500 is looking good.
Oh, maxed out is insane.
Oh my god, yeah.
Oh my god, wait, that shit is-
No, I'm not going to lie.
If we all hit, like, look at that.
Hey, trickshot last on god, though.
Hold on.
I'm showing no scope.
No, you got a no scope and jump.
Yeah, no scope and jump 360.
I instantly got fucking died.
I'm dead.
Just you.
We're both out, bro.
I'm gonna shoot it like twice with the a.r.r.
One shot, one shot, one shot, let's go.
Got it.
I hit it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
$10,000.
Wait, do I cook it or not?
Wait, wait.
So apparently we need like a real sharp, I don't.
I cook it or not.
Uh, wait, what do we do with these?
What's saying, give it to the guy?
Give it to the guy.
Oh, oh, this guy!
Oh, wait, we need five, maybe?
Oh, we need five of them?
Oh, we need five!
Joe, Joe, decide to give the researcher, like, five things, and then you kill a whale, and then put it in the volcano.
Oh, we have to save that.
Feed five beers to the guy in yellow.
Oh, five of anything.
Oh my god, I feed him and then he gives us the fish bucket and then what is this bill?
Oh, should I tell you?
Oh, so did we just waste money?
What the?
My barry.
This flocking stonefish hit him out of its own bro.
Wait, so now what do we do with it, Chad?
We can get a little chug.
actually good for seven dollars and no add like if you want to play game with
your friends this might be the game like this game is actually like good it
is pretty cool there's I'm ready look I'm gonna go for ready
No!
No!
No, we're running towards it!
We're killing him!
Fuck, am I-
Is it Disney Channel Boss?
Holy fuck, bro.
Oh my god!
LASER!
LASER!
LASER!
LASER colon!
LASER colon!
LASER colon!
Strix on last, Strix on last, Strix on last!
No scope!
Let's go, let's go!
Wait, hold on ready?
Hey Jason, go along, go along.
HAHAHAHA
FEEEEEEEEE
ITS PICKED UP ON DEFENS!
HAHAHAHAHA
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Okay, close for now.
Alright, let's just, I need to cook this burn and then I'm ready.
Wait, is the volcano the last box?
I don't know.
Hi-pen chat!
Wait, I'm gonna put it on green.
No, it's, it's $20,000, come on.
probably not the best idea how do we get to the top
oh shit it's right over here
let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's take a route
down down down down down down down
wait low key for immersion one of y'all should go get the radio just wanna be the goddess
I'll grab it
oh good good well we actually came a long way man we actually stayed to the end man
who is here that I was here if you were here
You were here when I was here bro. If you were here I was here bro.
Look at ya. Oh my god.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
She kinda looks like a Minecraft for lava Minecraft.
Yeah, look at that Minecraft lava.
She kinda looks like lava for Minecraft.
I do look like lava Minecraft.
Yeah, she kinda looks like lava for Minecraft.
There's a little boxy little like that.
She kinda looks like box Minecraft lava for Minecraft.
Oh, hit it up.
Someone's coming up there.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
Hey
Yeah, I'm dropped
I
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what do we need what do we need?
Wait, I got meat chunks, meat chunks, meat chunks, meat chunks, meat chunks, then uh...
Then we catch a vibe? Wait, what happened? Now what?
Wait, we're not, we're all...
We got big juicers...
Yo Thanos, where's our cutscene? Wait, where's our winning fucking cutscene dude?
What the fuck are you kidding me?
I got the whale fin, that was...
Oh, I mean, that's tell you.
Give it to the guy, okay, I'm gonna give it to the guy.
Oh, okay, nice.
Which guy though?
Hold on.
We're going all in green.
All in green.
If this hits, 72-hour stream.
Oh, he unfinished.
Oh my...
Oh my god.
Fucking bitch.
So, I have to give it to the guy.
Wait no no!
Wait, why do we have to do that?
Wait, we have to do that?
Wait, no no no, not that guy.
No no no, not that guy.
This guy, this guy right here.
This guy right here.
No no no no.
That is trying to be trollin' the game.
Give it to him.
Swoooooo.
What?
What?
Thank you.
What?
The soldier, the soldier.
Alright, alright, alright.
We all agree that we should give it to the soldier, right?
No no no, not yet.
Hold on.
Well, if we threw it inside of the volcano
The yellow guy
If you somehow show me you defeated it will finally have everything
As a thank you it has one of us to go on the mainland wait, we did it five times
No shot, bro. No shot. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Wait this thing. No this thing now
Okay, okay, I'm not doing it. Wait wait give him five beers
Almost there I think you ready to make him come
No, there's whale baby. Oh my god
My god, no, no, no, no, you needed to give him no we can't vote the piece wait. Do you have to give him the meat?
I
Guess let's put it on green just give the tail. He says it
Press do it retard. Okay. I'm getting pure pressure to do it guys. I'm gonna I'm gonna do it
Hey the keys we got the keys
Talk to the soldier yeah talk to the soldier Jack
actually what a game bro pretty good game well that was a great game and we're
just riding into the sunset bro into the sunset wait hidden credits
sweet I'm not skipping cutscene bro if only junk bill was here man sad
We did it, dude.
It's okay.
Wait, the same scam, right?
What? What next?
Wait, what happens when we get back?
Hold on.
I'm still in the cutscene.
Wait a minute.
I'm still here, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where'd it fall?
Where's the space?
I'm pressing space.
Oh, you gotta hold it.
wait it's infinite oh it's a never-ending loop the people before us were
crashed also wait everyone heal little little last-second
you ready wait I'm not police be all right fuck this shit brother still man
all right ready when I say gov all right ready yeah only snipers
Oh
Hey guys, we can't meet guys
I just tried to do it.
That was fun, boys.
Actual good game.
Great fucking game.
Actual W fucking wife.
And four hour playtime.
Can I hit a refund on Steam, you think?
Or is it two hours?
Fuck no, bro.
It's definitely a little two hour vibe, bro.
Oh my, bro, wait, adapt.
I got a P real quick.
Yeah, should we react to that?
Wait, adapt left face?
Like, wait, uh,
I just yeah that was phase bro. I just film this entire. I know you guys are just seeing it
But I wasn't recording I really did don't know the game for that long
Anyway, what's going on y'all?
I'm back. I'm back on this channel and we got a lot to talk about right a lot to catch up on
On the channel just
All that
Oh fairs get your fairs out. I was in the market bubble today. Did anyone say I
Did bro, that's your peak bro. Hey, bro. Wait, he posted on the main. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie
Every
Damn, bro
Past five videos have been sadge. Well, why let phase the truth about my addiction is phase clan over
I got a job at McDonald's.
Yeah, bro's life is terrible.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, bro, that is fun.
Damn, bro, get your tech was out.
Damn bro get your tech was out
Oh
His life is your haircut. Okay, Jason. Wait, can you go on the scoreboard? I want to see a couple more time
There's no way it's that bro. No, bro. It's
Like they get as the they drag it or shit Chad is this haircut that bad hold on
Let me see, I want to see a full camera, just let me just, it can't be that.
Okay, here we go.
Wait, take off your headset real quick.
Oh man, oh god it's not that bad!
You know what it kinda might be chat?
I think it's because of the fucking pedo stash and pedo beer.
Like.
Oh god.
What do you do this close up?
Wait.
This you're close up.
Wait you're hitting yourself to yourself.
What?
do this close-up wait wait you're hitting yourself to yourself tell boss wait
it's act done through a jay autonomy well I feel like you need to shave that
am I tripping check that shit is like disgusting my derma ruler just came in
bro right now it's like I'm not trying to be funny it's actually just a
You you you like chopping yourself. I think I'm not even talking mean, but I think it's the stash
But it's coming in Chinese Emperor
Let me check Amazon real quick. I think my demo brother pulled it up today
Deliver today the stash just makes you kind of dirty like it makes you look dirty my children like bro stop
Yugi cosplay. Oh god kill yourself. What the fuck?
I should look like a toy for fucking Mao Zedong
Can you bring my Amazon
I'm God you should get his leopard jacket or whatever it was and recreate that
Trust the fucking process everybody's hating now wasting my shit fully grows in
Everybody's gonna be like oh hard eyes hard as in bro by then my hair will go well and then Jason do you have like see your glasses that you can wear a
No, not on me, man, not on me
Stop fucking oh, bro. You dad looked like this guy
And by never
This is bro. Well, that she was actually so fun to play. I'm a troll. That was a great game, man
Oh my god, bro, I gotta stop eating, bro
There's bro, you're fine, bro. We're low-key canceling eating
Jason just shave it off, bro
Bro, my derma rulers here. I gotta go get it
Bro, that's not gonna save you Jay. That's not gonna save you. Yes, it is bro. Yes, it is. It's dead ass here
Okay
I'm not it. I'm gonna get it right now. I can't believe I hit that max win. Oh god
those fact
that she felt
needed that motherfucker
uh...
coming
in your center of verbatim you said it was about the news
when all the shit was going on you called me and said that you know i wish
the worst on that case i wish
you said for a while which forgot to spite and strike
you know i think it's the final
because he's a guy's a contract in it and was trying to fucking resolve the
issue because he couldn't come out of pocket
Seven figures a month for your guys's business in your seven
I don't even want to get the section of seven figures a month we're accomplishing everything
And that's the fucking truth how far do we want it from Huntington Beach? What is that? That's pretty fast like near Orange County. Oh
That's for a while. You have a little thing that you have to go. No some of my family
I did not, bro.
Why are you watching?
That's just a good edited perspective.
Maybe Ladosado?
The fuck is this guy laughing at, bro?
Bro, look at my screen share.
I might hit a little screen share.
You're a champ, I like this.
All right, listen.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh my God!
Holy shit!
No!
No!
What the?
I can't believe I hit that last green one, bro, oh my gosh.
That shit was so far.
Dude, I can't believe I hit that.
The other thing that was brought up today was the DJ academics interview video.
It's the same interview that the defense tried to get out of the interview admitted into evidence so they could play it
That was denied that was said to be here say and the
prosecution brought on their own clip from that same interview
Say what?
Get the backpack
Your office motherfucker
brother damn bro damn he didn't say goodbye yeah just us we just out here
killing shit nothing new bro what the fuck did I just get linked is this AI
has to be what is this if that's not yeah I'm gonna face him I'm right now
what the fuck is this
I
Don't do come through I know you got things to do
Yo, did Marlon Lacey beat this shit? I don't know. Oh good question
What are they on other IRL dude
Get off this fucking IRL goyslaw, bro
We want to see you do a marathon on the game that fucking IRL picking your boogers. I hate you, bro
Are you gonna leave at 3 am to not stay for the rules again?
I can control that bro. I'm cold upon the mic.
Who am I to say no to you?
Are you gonna leave at 3 am to not stay for the rules again?
Sweet.
Literally just fucking sweet.
Alright then bro.
Dude that was fun as fuck.
Yeah I'm not gonna lie that was actually a peat job, no?
That was actually such a good game.
I knew it was gonna be a good time but I didn't think it was gonna be like actually fun.
Like that fun.
Yeah.
I didn't either.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Alright, well tomorrow we have the world longest straw so I should be live.
Sweet!
and then we'll IRL. Um
should be pretty cool. So,
everyone bring their sucking
faces tomorrow. Yeah, I need
all my I need anyone who can
suck. Um I need anyone who
could suck and suck good. I
need you all tomorrow. Okay.
Calling all suckers to the
crib, bro. Yeah, we need all
suckers. I'm gonna ask you
boy. Oh my god. Wait,
before we go. What is this?
The Lacey and his camera gets a heated argument.
No way.
That little gay boy, huh?
Gay boy?
Yeah, because you have a boyfriend named Mark.
You do?
Okay, cool.
That's all you can do is call me fat because you have no other insults.
Okay, and you make up big stuff.
All you can do is call me a piggy a hundred times a day because I clear you in every other
category of life.
Every category of life, I clear you.
Every category of life I clear you
Drew actually gets so mad I love it
Look at him trying to like zoom in on his face and shit
to do is hold the camera don't pay you to sit there behind the camera and talk
you know he can't be dead ass wait he got mad but he can't be dead ass
camera you call me a name first
yeah you're not real you are not real
yeah it's LAC because I want my cameraman to stop talking
oh my god he's done the check but he might be dead ass
I offered Marlin short
them LACs were not hitting the right way for him bro
Oh setting thumbnails. What the fuck you could set thumbnails for my
Boards? That's kind of far.
Maybe what? You don't got to waste your time. But if you want to, you got free time.
All right chat. I need all my top suckers in my stream tomorrow for this
thing um tomorrow is the sucking stream so yeah um thank you for all the subsay
thank you for all the donors thank you to anyone who followed um if y'all didn't know
tomorrow we're gonna stream sunday's a guaranteed stream monday's a guaranteed stream and then we
have new york so it should be pretty cool we have a lot of shit coming up
So then boys got shit going on
There's some cool shit going up and then in October
We also have the fortnight tour with Jinxie and then we also have the fortnight land and then a week after that
We have complex con that I'm gonna be going through and blogging because I have a ultra booth there and then I also have
The Minecraft marathon with Jinxie and Los oh also by the way y'all you could say we good with a smiley face
Whatever you want to do
Tomorrow's a pretty cool drop. I'm super excited for this drop
Lays is in it obviously
But we're dropping ultra
We're dropping a couple things. So we're dropping this hoodie this hoodie. We're dropping in the plaid shit
It's actually really good quality whether you like me or not. I'm not kidding. It's actually really right
It's actually really good stuff. There's a reason we wear it off stream, too. Yeah, I wear it all the time
I'm really wearing the shirt right now like a sample to
It's not $500 and anyways if you don't buy it, it's okay
I'm not gonna get mad at you. It sells out regardless, but I just tell people because
People always complain. Oh, I didn't get the drop and then they wait it sells out like instantly 12 p.m
PST 3 p.m. Eastern outlaw if you can link the page
Yeah, um
Other than that shout out to the stable. I love you guys put the blue in the char
Great fucking stream today. Even though it's just a gaming stream
Yeah, bro. We've been consistent. We've been putting out good content and yeah, bro.
Got to keep the ball rolling.
Just got to keep the matter rolling.
Um, get the streamer award soon, too.
Yeah, go follow the page if you haven't, seriously.
Drops at 12. Who should I raid? Who should I raid?
Ream and body, Loki, are they live? They got a house, bro.
True.
Yeah bro they got a fucking house. Raid Valkyrie question mark question mark question mark question mark
Okay, geez. Wait why? Why are y'all like spamming it? They just got a fucking house.
Just raid them. Yeah I'm raiding fucking. Bro they just got a fucking house. Shout out to them. I love you boys.
I'm gonna see you tomorrow. Congratulations on your house. Again, ultra drop soon bro.
Make sure to follow the page if you haven't and out log and spam it up again. I love you boys.
I will see you fucking tomorrow early in the fucking morning
I know it right, sir
you