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stableronaldo

09-04-2026 · 5h 01m

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[00:03:00] If you want to sub say me in the chat if you want to sub say me if you want to sub say me in the chat

[00:03:19] They would attend give it that one was good cause he was good as he was good

[00:03:24] Tyler was good. Leo was good. And the body was good little crook. It was good Jewish stumble Roberto

[00:03:30] That's not my name. Oh, yeah, donnie was good tricky was good. They were to tend get them again

[00:03:36] Yo, yo yo yo yo yo, this isn't enough energy, bro. I need all my suckers, bro

[00:03:42] What did I tell you? I told you today is the day today is the day we suck

[00:03:47] with the five gift and I'm always kypo with the fucking sub dog with a nice

[00:03:52] much they would it's five gift if you want to sub say me we're giving away

[00:03:55] three subs maybe maybe maybe yo Coco was good bro bro this is not the energy I

[00:04:01] needed my chat bro this is not the energy I need in my chat I need D1 in

[00:04:06] my chat bro I need us I guess I need this I need that bro I need to suck

[00:04:10] 55 months, you know, let's say 55 streams in a row.

[00:04:15] Cheers, bravo, cheers.

[00:04:17] Zool, they were 10 months catered with the sub.

[00:04:20] Kevin with the 20 months was good.

[00:04:21] All right, enough of that.

[00:04:23] If you're here from no, did he drop a mate?

[00:04:25] If you're here from no, did he drop a mate?

[00:04:35] If you're confused by the notification,

[00:04:37] drop a me with the dot, dot, dot.

[00:04:39] I'm just asking, I'm just asking if you're confused by the notification, drop a me dot

[00:04:45] dot dot.

[00:04:46] Now drop a me with the omai5 if you know what today is, but don't be afraid to type me dot

[00:04:54] dot dot.

[00:04:55] I'm just trying to differentiate.

[00:04:56] I'm just trying to differentiate who's here for who.

[00:04:59] You know what I'm saying?

[00:05:00] Yeah, bro.

[00:05:01] You know what I'm saying?

[00:05:02] Okay.

[00:05:03] For anyone who doesn't know, this is the annual once a year succathon.

[00:05:07] Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no, don't type question marks, don't type question marks.

[00:05:14] My mom just texted me, my mom just texted me saying, can you please, please put aside

[00:05:18] a Pepsi blue hoodie?

[00:05:20] I really wanted one of those.

[00:05:22] Jeej, Jeej, I'll explain the site in a second.

[00:05:26] Yo, today is the world's strongest straw.

[00:05:32] Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, now people are confused.

[00:05:35] you talking about last year drop a me if you were in this stream we built a

[00:05:41] straw that was from the top of a dapps fucking house all the way to Lacey's room

[00:05:48] and we did the grand suckening with oculet milk who was there for that

[00:05:53] drop of me no don't question mark me

[00:06:05] Today, we're going to top it even more.

[00:06:11] Today chat is the day we do it from the top of the driveway.

[00:06:15] So, I don't know if you guys have seen our driveway.

[00:06:21] I don't know if you've seen how big it is, but it is about, I don't know, like five

[00:06:26] to seven times bigger than the last year, but we're going to attempt to do all the

[00:06:31] sucking.

[00:06:32] one who knows how to suck in this chat to be here today.

[00:06:35] No, I'm not, yeah, I'm lactose intolerant,

[00:06:37] but that's besides the point.

[00:06:39] Instead of using chocolate milk this year, what do we use?

[00:06:43] What should we use?

[00:06:43] Pepsi was thinking Kool-Aid.

[00:06:45] Pepsi was thinking like Kool-Aid.

[00:06:48] He was thinking Watter.

[00:06:50] We need something with color, bro.

[00:06:52] Like if I do water, I need to make it look like a color

[00:06:55] so we can see it in the tube.

[00:06:57] Why did someone just get the sub name,

[00:06:59] Ron's 39% body fat?

[00:07:01] First of all, first of all, y'all see it or no, come on.

[00:07:06] Bro, y'all see it or no, it's coming in.

[00:07:09] Do you see this shit?

[00:07:11] Bro, bro, stop playing with me, stop playing with me.

[00:07:13] It's coming in, yeah, ooh, shit, my dick.

[00:07:16] Ooh, shit, my dick, bro, it's coming in, bro.

[00:07:19] Yes, I'm looking good.

[00:07:20] Low key, wait a minute.

[00:07:22] Why is he kinda, chat?

[00:07:24] Why is he kinda?

[00:07:26] Orange juice has good fluality.

[00:07:29] Yo, Scorpi, you're a fucking dork.

[00:07:31] Talk about, I do cane sauce.

[00:07:33] Anyways, good morning, man.

[00:07:35] How's everyone's day today, man?

[00:07:36] Is everyone's day good, yay or nay?

[00:07:38] I'm curious, man.

[00:07:39] I haven't seen you guys since yesterday,

[00:07:41] but yesterday was a bigger stream.

[00:07:43] Who was in yesterday's stream?

[00:07:45] Yesterday's stream was pretty cool, bro.

[00:07:47] Oh, also, did anyone in the chat buy Ultra?

[00:07:50] Yes or no?

[00:07:51] I wanna do a big sorry, bro.

[00:07:53] I wanna do a big sorry.

[00:07:54] I'm really sorry to anyone who bought it.

[00:07:57] I'm gonna figure out a way to make it up for you guys.

[00:08:00] I wanna say I'm sorry, no I'm broke.

[00:08:01] Well, I wanna say I'm sorry.

[00:08:03] There's still some stuff left on the website,

[00:08:06] if Outlaw wants to pin it or retype it.

[00:08:08] But I wanna say I'm sorry, bro.

[00:08:09] There was a bug on the site and there was too many people.

[00:08:14] I don't know why you motherfuckers buy this shit,

[00:08:17] but God damn there's a lot of you who do it.

[00:08:20] Thank y'all for supporting.

[00:08:21] Bro, there was too many people on the site

[00:08:23] that the site fucking broke and it crashed.

[00:08:25] Yep, jitch, jitch, jitch, jitch.

[00:08:29] Yeah, it was up for people, I don't know.

[00:08:31] There was like, I don't know, like 6,007?

[00:08:33] No, God, bro, don't put the email, bro, I'm serious.

[00:08:35] Listen, there was a lot of people on the site

[00:08:38] trying to buy it and it broke, but yeah, it's good now.

[00:08:41] There's only a couple of things left

[00:08:42] in like triple XL sizes and double XL.

[00:08:44] I don't know if anyone is that size,

[00:08:46] besides Scorpion in the chat, can I get a retweet?

[00:08:49] Yeah, no, so that's really all that's left,

[00:08:52] but I appreciate you guys who did buy it.

[00:08:54] I'm sorry, next time it'll be way better

[00:08:55] and it'll be more simple.

[00:08:57] I wanna say I'm sorry, bro.

[00:08:58] Simple as that.

[00:09:00] Yeah, listen.

[00:09:02] Other than that though, how's everyone's day, bro?

[00:09:04] Yo, this dude, Ziggy, told me

[00:09:06] that everyone's school already started.

[00:09:08] I know we keep talking about it, but I'm just so confused,

[00:09:10] bro.

[00:09:11] Bro, I found out that my friends from school

[00:09:13] are now going to school in three days

[00:09:16] on the seventh, the eighth, and the ninth.

[00:09:19] Yes?

[00:09:19] Bro, do I have to do a tour

[00:09:21] of everyone's middle and high school?

[00:09:22] Like I feel like that'd be kind of cool.

[00:09:24] Like you know how people do like Ted talks,

[00:09:26] like in front of like all those things?

[00:09:27] Like what if I did a thing

[00:09:29] where I went to everyone's like middle school

[00:09:31] and high school and I did like a speech at their lunch?

[00:09:34] You know what I'm talking about?

[00:09:35] Like you ever get dragged to like the theater?

[00:09:38] You guys have to make it so much weirder than it is.

[00:09:41] Why are people so fucking?

[00:09:42] Is it me?

[00:09:43] Am I the weirdo?

[00:09:44] Am I the weirdo?

[00:09:46] Bro, I'm talking about, yo,

[00:09:49] does anyone know what I'm talking about?

[00:09:51] Or do I sound crazy?

[00:09:52] Do you know how like, when people have,

[00:09:54] like you ever see those things where it's like stop bullying

[00:09:57] and then the guys do like tricks with their BMX bike?

[00:09:59] Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

[00:10:00] The straight bullshit that gets put in your schools?

[00:10:02] It's like, oh, yo, stop bullying.

[00:10:05] And then it's a dude who could do like 15 tricks

[00:10:07] on his BMX bike.

[00:10:08] Yo, two Rocky David, if I gifted,

[00:10:10] I basically want to do the same exact thing,

[00:10:12] but for just giving advice to the kids.

[00:10:14] Cause I feel like, I feel like I'm pretty knowledgeable

[00:10:17] and I could give good advice to anyone.

[00:10:18] Facts or no?

[00:10:20] Maybe I'm tripping.

[00:10:21] I don't know.

[00:10:21] Trippin, but I feel like cat-looking sideways cat-looking sideways. Oh, no, no, no, okay. Nice

[00:10:28] Well, I feel like I could teach a lot of things to the children

[00:10:32] Seriously, no fucking insane drop today on the drop on guys for anyone who doesn't know a quick reminder

[00:10:39] Because why not remind people who made me you guys you guys made me you right there the schedule is looking like this

[00:10:46] So get your cinemas ready

[00:10:49] sucking stream today

[00:10:52] I'm bringing back the dad by the way is there an email for that

[00:10:55] Yo, is there an email for this bro? This shit is hard bro. Like I don't care where anyone says the dad

[00:11:06] Cringe cringe cringe can't look inside. All right

[00:11:10] Anyways world's longest straw today

[00:11:13] This Sunday Sunday market calendars me and adapt golf cart stream around Malibu unless he cancels

[00:11:20] If it does I'm doing it myself. I don't give a fuck

[00:11:24] Then on Monday Marlin's birthday

[00:11:30] Marlin's birthday and we have a game day with Joe and Jinxie. We're playing the bomb, but it ends up cinema

[00:11:37] Then on the 8th. I have a core shoot 9th 9th. We're gonna be doing a GTA 5 RP day. I'm in no pixel

[00:11:45] I got accepted. I'm on their white list, so it should be pretty cinema. I'm super excited

[00:11:50] I'm a little nervous to see what this chat might be, but it might be geesh to the chat

[00:11:55] I don't really know then the 10th. We're going to New York City in New York City on the 11th

[00:12:01] We are going to do a New York stream part two with Marty and Reem and then on the 12th

[00:12:06] We have Kai's in that's New York vivette runway show. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna try to get in there with ice stream

[00:12:12] If I can't stream it's perfectly fine on vlog, but the whole day

[00:12:14] I'll be live until whatever the date is

[00:12:17] then

[00:12:18] We have Drake's Alba on the 15th

[00:12:23] And

[00:12:25] Then the 20th we have a Jinxie fortnight tournament that a week after that FNCS

[00:12:28] Globals and then a week after that we have the Minecraft hardcore marathon with Jinxie and the Los

[00:12:34] Cinema

[00:12:36] Bro, we have a actual a you know what they say chat

[00:12:39] Hey chat, you know what they say and this is a message to anyone in the chat, too

[00:12:42] So this is a message to anyone in the chat, bro.

[00:12:46] This is the last quarter of the year, facts or no, well not yet, October, November, December.

[00:12:51] Technically it's the last quarter because there's three times four is 100 years.

[00:12:56] No, it's a year.

[00:12:57] Yo, fuck the beginning of the year.

[00:13:01] Fuck the middle of the year.

[00:13:03] Fuck the second middle of the year.

[00:13:06] It's all about the end of the year.

[00:13:09] Whether you think you're failing whether you're thinking you're not doing good right now guys fuck all that shit

[00:13:14] It can start right now. Let's finish off the year strong

[00:13:18] We still got a lot to prove and a lot of things to do bro, and he's right

[00:13:21] He's right whether you hate me or not you're I'm right you're chopped as fuck your name is Johnny

[00:13:27] Yo, why VL bro?

[00:13:28] You have the most white basic name if any kid was born and the name would be either Johnny or Ryan

[00:13:35] Sorry to all my Ryan's in the chat or yes, it's Johnny Ryan and like Matt, bro

[00:13:41] Yo Johnny and you put YVL in the back of your name, bro. Do you think that's like?

[00:13:48] Like bro like bro, it doesn't make you cool, bro join twitch in 2026 what year did you guys join twitch, bro?

[00:13:56] Ron in quotation marks. Your name is stable done. Oh, no. It's a dumb name. Shut up

[00:14:02] I'm not taking I'm not taking advice from you. You're yo yo. I'm not doing this bro

[00:14:08] Like goddamn bro. Why is bro sitting?

[00:14:13] No, no, no, no, do I have to start my street? No, I got you guys. No, I got you guys bro

[00:14:18] All right, bro today's stream chat is we're gonna be doing sucking

[00:14:22] I need all my suckers in the chat anyone who knows how to suck. I don't have a boner today

[00:14:28] It's gonna be a nice string. It's gonna be exquisite. It's gonna be magnificent. I

[00:14:34] I'm ready bro. We're gonna be IRLing very very soon, but before we do that, bro

[00:14:38] How do I love chat?

[00:14:39] Do I look good or not?

[00:14:42] Yeah, dude, look at this shit. You see this shit? Hey, Scorpion. Hey, Scorpion. It's coming in, bro. You see this shit?

[00:14:48] Yo, Scorpion, bro. You see this shit? It's coming in, bro.

[00:14:53] It's coming in.

[00:14:54] Come on, brother. Good. Please tape your mouth

[00:14:58] yo what if I did all my streams this zoomed out would it be stupid or no how

[00:15:09] does this look bro this looks so weird this looks so fucking weird y'all can

[00:15:15] see everything brother goes on why is Ray calling me yes Ray I'm live

[00:15:22] Well, um, yeah, that was a good try.

[00:15:25] But yeah, mute for like one second, one, one second.

[00:15:27] Oh, leave check Twitter.

[00:15:28] Hold on.

[00:15:52] Guys, I just found out.

[00:16:16] Burger is no longer with us, y'all.

[00:16:23] Nah.

[00:16:28] Sorry, y'all.

[00:16:34] This morning, Bro Burger was running around outside.

[00:16:40] He was running around outside with his costume on, and he ran away.

[00:16:45] And he ran away bro, and he ran away with his little costume, and he's no longer with us, bro.

[00:16:54] He's no longer fucking with us.

[00:16:56] Why are y'all laughing?

[00:16:58] This shit is funny, so my cat dying is funny.

[00:17:02] That's funny to some people.

[00:17:05] Yo, who would have more of a tragedy of a death, bro?

[00:17:09] How, like, would you guys be more sad if I died or Burger died?

[00:17:12] Like you know, I'm like fully convinced that nobody gives a fuck about like me, bro

[00:17:17] He got hit by the one-of-one Cybertruck. All right, burger

[00:17:22] Yeah, but who's more relevant burger or me like let's be honest here, bro

[00:17:26] And don't just say burger because he's famous on sick tack like bro. I'm not trying to hear this shit, bro. Oh

[00:17:33] Burger burger burger nice. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Anyways, we're gonna IRL

[00:17:38] Pretty shortly here

[00:17:40] And I'm excited wrong excited the IRL yet Jason did not eat my cat also by the way yo guys

[00:17:46] We have to stop with these racially profiling things

[00:17:48] Yo Jason made a tweet yesterday, and I didn't know that someone made a YouTube video

[00:17:52] That's eight minutes long of me racially profiling Jason the ween yo first of all have I ever said the words go back to China?

[00:18:00] Like bro, do you know how extreme that is?

[00:18:03] like bro like

[00:18:05] Bro, there's no way I've ever said those words, bro.

[00:18:09] Apollo Walkals, he's goaded, bro.

[00:18:11] Apollo Walkals, bro.

[00:18:12] What is this?

[00:18:13] Jason the Wean getting racially,

[00:18:15] first of all, if I racially profile Jason,

[00:18:17] do you really think it's eight minutes?

[00:18:18] I feel like it might be longer.

[00:18:20] And that's bad to say, but yeah, dude,

[00:18:23] that's bad to say, but yeah, I don't know.

[00:18:27] You have, you have.

[00:18:28] Yeah, I don't know, bro.

[00:18:31] Unpack this.

[00:18:32] Oh, I just saw someone put something in his crazy.

[00:18:34] Comment I mean this is a real photo bro. This is not a fake photo. I honestly feel bad for Jason man

[00:18:40] He was talking about getting reconstruction on his eyes recently, bro. Did I feel bad bro?

[00:18:45] I just feel bad man. Look at him. No, he's he's cute man. He's a cute dude. Oh

[00:18:50] So you think that this is a real thumbnail

[00:18:55] Like bro, I mean this is just like I mean this is just sad man, this is just

[00:18:59] Also guys, winter is upon us, which means I'm going on my winter grind, which means,

[00:19:05] wait, is it cutting or is it bulking for winter?

[00:19:10] I don't really know what it is, but I'm about to start doing it.

[00:19:12] The winter, yeah, the winter bulk, so I'm going to be bulking for the winter.

[00:19:18] So if you see that I get more big, don't be mad at me.

[00:19:21] You know what I'm saying?

[00:19:22] I'm just bulking, bro.

[00:19:23] It's bulking season, et cetera.

[00:19:25] And also, it's snowing outside.

[00:19:27] So yeah, no need, you're fat enough.

[00:19:30] Yo, do I have to go buy a scale on stream to weigh my s-

[00:19:38] Who the fuck is this guy?

[00:19:42] No, there's like a tweet that someone photoshopped of me

[00:19:45] and it actually like ruined my career, bro.

[00:19:47] It was a-

[00:19:47] All right, yeah, yeah, hold on.

[00:19:49] It actually like ruined it.

[00:19:50] It was like me and unknown in clicks, bro.

[00:19:52] I don't know.

[00:19:54] Yeet just dropped a video for Travis Scott.

[00:19:56] He dissed him. What are you talking about? Travis Scott got dissed by yeet. Is this true or is this fake?

[00:20:03] Is this true or is this fake? I'm a grown man. I don't know bro. I don't know. Yes

[00:20:08] Now if I react to this are people gonna put spam the email turn TS off

[00:20:13] Wait, who's better? Trav or yeet?

[00:20:26] Fuck I give a fuck once

[00:20:28] I'll put out that flame

[00:20:30] It's fucking lame

[00:20:31] No that's it

[00:20:32] Put out the flame it's fucking lame

[00:20:34] Oh my god it's cause Travis Scott's name is Laflame

[00:20:36] Oh my god

[00:20:52] Bro I don't think this is that bad

[00:20:54] Y'all just dick ride because it's yeet bro this was like Playboy Cardi I feel like y'all be putting W's and shit

[00:21:24] you

[00:21:54] you

[00:22:24] you

[00:22:54] you

[00:23:24] you

[00:23:54] I

[00:24:12] Headset on now that I think about it. What the fuck wait, what is more?

[00:24:19] Yo, why don't funny's have my headset on bro?

[00:24:21] Yo, Marlin's hilarious, bro. I love Marlin, bro. He didn't sign the contract, so nice, bro.

[00:24:28] What is this? How the core boys are going to pull up the stream rewards?

[00:24:33] Yo, how should we pull up this year? What should we pull up? How should we do it this year?

[00:24:38] Like, what do you think the thing is? Like, what do you think the theme is?

[00:24:41] Oh, dicks out. Naked. Okay. Should we copy, like, Ye's wife, like, how she dresses or whatever?

[00:24:50] Like, should we do like a little strat?

[00:24:53] If y'all get invited, all right?

[00:24:55] Wait, what if we dress up as the Minions and we have a leader?

[00:25:01] No, I'm just kidding.

[00:25:02] That's so cringe.

[00:25:03] Oh, God.

[00:25:04] Oh, God.

[00:25:05] Pull up as the mobs.

[00:25:06] Oh, pull up in your Louis Vuitton pink hoodie and Louis Vuitton shorts.

[00:25:10] Got it.

[00:25:11] Okay.

[00:25:12] Got it.

[00:25:13] Louis Vuitton pants, pink hoodie.

[00:25:14] No, okay.

[00:25:15] Got it.

[00:25:16] Got it.

[00:25:17] Got it, bro.

[00:25:18] My name is Kodak, but you know that already.

[00:25:22] I don't want the war, baby, I just want the fate.

[00:25:26] I don't want to go to the stars.

[00:25:28] Now, imagine, now close your eyes.

[00:25:29] Imagine it's a Lamborghini Urus purple Monte

[00:25:32] purple with the carbon fiber hood next to a blue 911 992

[00:25:35] GT3 RS YSEC 2025, next to like an SVJ Roadster 2021.

[00:25:41] Last year it was made the best model,

[00:25:44] maybe like low miles, just all next to each other.

[00:25:46] Imagine if it was in the palm of your fucking hands, and it's all you see is the winner

[00:25:55] Bro, it's just cinnamon brother be cinnamon bro motherfuckers are saying mm-hmm or motherfuckers are saying suss

[00:26:02] So you guys think that I could afford the last year of the Lamborghini event in order let alone the highest spec

[00:26:08] Let alone the Roadster. Oh, let's just see how much one of those are going for um, let's see

[00:26:14] oh 1.8 million dollars 1.6 million dollars oh 1.5 million dollars got it

[00:26:24] bro got it got it no nice oh you can afford that

[00:26:29] Get to work, bud! First of all, I'm not your bud, pal! Okay, buddy? Did you see how

[00:26:49] Marlin died wait have they still not gotten past this

[00:27:02] Okay

[00:27:04] please

[00:27:06] Lace please I'm dead. Oh

[00:27:09] My god is about to die motherfucker has two stacks of stone and food and for some reason does it?

[00:27:19] Yo, when you have food out and you're trying to hold your shield, it's actually over.

[00:27:26] Classic.

[00:27:27] I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him.

[00:27:30] Eat and run, eat and run.

[00:27:33] You're so impatient.

[00:27:35] I'm almost out of being impatient.

[00:27:37] They're like 10 of them.

[00:27:39] Don't get it, you just spent 10 hours.

[00:27:43] Why does Lacy not have armor?

[00:27:45] Does he think he's stable, Ronaldo?

[00:27:48] Is Lacey playing with no armor?

[00:27:51] Is Lacey playing with no armor?

[00:27:53] I'll be in peace, girl. I'll take it all.

[00:27:56] Oh, get it.

[00:27:57] Lacey, put the armor on, bro. Do what you gotta do, bro. Dead ass.

[00:28:00] Um, are they doing good or no?

[00:28:02] Are they doing good or is it just G.H.

[00:28:04] Because I think at this rate, Marlon might miss his birthday.

[00:28:07] His birthday's on the 7th. How are they doing right now?

[00:28:11] Addo?

[00:28:12] I don't know, bro.

[00:28:13] I gotta watch out Marlon, please. Hold on.

[00:28:15] Well, we could dive down and find iron. I'm not even trying to be funny. Yeah, we don't have any food

[00:28:20] We're gonna die like you could die of starvation. Yeah, that's a thing. That's a thing

[00:28:25] So this week we find this there's no food at all

[00:28:29] Why is he calling you Lays holy new gen?

[00:28:35] Bro, oh my god, bro. Oh

[00:28:38] Holy new gen. We're done with the 90s. What is this nine this yas?

[00:28:43] What? Pardon? Red Dead Redemption 2 Marathon. I'm not gonna lie.

[00:28:54] It's never happening, chat.

[00:28:59] Sorry.

[00:29:02] It's not happening on stream.

[00:29:05] Now! I will be playing this game off stream recording it.

[00:29:09] To actually enjoy the game.

[00:29:11] enjoy the game.

[00:29:13] Now, I don't know if that's an L,

[00:29:14] some people might think that's a W,

[00:29:16] but I'm gonna, no, I'm actually gonna play it.

[00:29:18] We're gonna make a whole YouTube video

[00:29:19] because I just don't think I can play this game

[00:29:22] on stream, bro.

[00:29:24] No, I'm not doing it on Patreon.

[00:29:25] I just think I'd be bored, bro.

[00:29:27] I wanna actually enjoy the game

[00:29:28] and if I enjoy the game, this chat.

[00:29:30] I don't know, bro.

[00:29:31] You know what it is, it's either that or nothing.

[00:29:33] For example, nothing.

[00:29:36] Of course, this will happen to him.

[00:29:37] Get him, get him, get him, get him!

[00:29:39] How was this game yesterday, by the way?

[00:29:40] Did y'all enjoy it?

[00:29:41] Oh my oh my god

[00:29:45] Well, I actually enjoyed this games the weenie needs a marathon bro

[00:29:48] I've been saying I wanted to travel adjacent in the last year and a half bro. I don't know

[00:29:52] It's I just might not ever happen

[00:29:55] MF are talking about RB 17. Yeah, we're done talking about that bro

[00:29:59] Yes, this guy is better than in Bob A. I don't care, but who is it?

[00:30:05] 800 lights not enough for me. Can I get a retweet Ron?

[00:30:08] I made a poster for you today if you want to use it

[00:30:11] I mean should I post this like I don't know like do I post this or no like do I tweet

[00:30:27] this. World's longest straw today. Also, guys, I know a lot of y'all have been asking

[00:30:43] for it and waiting for it. The oil change stream for my for my year is coming soon.

[00:30:50] I know a lot of y'all have been asking for a lot of y'all have been waiting for it.

[00:30:54] oil change will be happening very very soon yep

[00:31:03] project Lamborghini Aventador S VJ

[00:31:06] I can't afford it. I can't afford it.

[00:31:10] I can't afford it.

[00:31:12] I can't afford it.

[00:31:14] naturally aspirated V12

[00:31:16] last advice

[00:31:18] hold on tight

[00:31:20] Oh my god

[00:31:25] No, oh my god, bro for now yellow dude raising his eyebrow

[00:31:29] Yo, bro, the only way I can afford that is by just sell out

[00:31:32] GTA 6 has been pushed back so much now that the same influencer transitioned in between watch this

[00:31:38] This is disgusting. This is disgusting. This is how long right?

[00:31:42] Yeah, by the way, I don't think GTA 6 should come out

[00:31:45] I think they should take more time, and I think they should master the game and make sure that it's perfect

[00:31:50] I think they should wait a couple more months. I don't I speak for everyone

[00:31:55] I speak for everyone when I say bro we can wait like rock star we can wait

[00:31:59] This is a message from me to you guys I speak for the majority of people

[00:32:02] We can wait another couple years if that means perfecting it you understand

[00:32:07] And honestly if you have a problem come kill me about it

[00:32:10] My name is Scorvy L2 on Twitch and yeah bro, simple as that.

[00:32:15] No seriously.

[00:32:16] No seriously, I'm not worried bro.

[00:32:18] You know what I'm saying?

[00:32:19] Like if you got a problem come kill me bro.

[00:32:20] Um, no, no, no, it's black, it's black, it's black, it's got to be black.

[00:32:28] Alright, this is actually peak yesterday.

[00:32:37] Hellbully!

[00:32:39] I can always fight the tune I got!

[00:32:41] Same shirt, yo. Oh my god.

[00:32:44] So, if I wear a black shirt and same shirt, should I just drop a black shirt?

[00:32:48] What's a school to be a contact creator?

[00:32:50] Like I already saw it, bruh. Let's see it. 49 likes.

[00:32:53] You're a universal.

[00:32:54] Yo, will that ever die or no?

[00:33:07] No fucking note-y.

[00:33:08] Yo, how many people get note-ys, bro?

[00:33:10] I swear you guys always complain, bro.

[00:33:12] Like I'm dead serious, god damn.

[00:33:16] What else?

[00:33:17] What else did I miss?

[00:33:18] Jinxies POV?

[00:33:19] This is insane.

[00:33:20] Bro, don't gamble.

[00:33:22] The odds of us getting 25,000 is 25%.

[00:33:24] I'm gonna put it on.

[00:33:25] I'm gonna put it on.

[00:33:26] I'm gonna put it on.

[00:33:27] Dude, the way I was gambling yesterday,

[00:33:28] I just wanna be a gambler now.

[00:33:30] No, no, no, it's black, black, black.

[00:33:31] It's gotta be black.

[00:33:33] Oh.

[00:33:36] No.

[00:33:37] No.

[00:33:38] No.

[00:33:39] No.

[00:33:40] No.

[00:33:41] No.

[00:33:42] No.

[00:33:43] Marajinx is just so cute.

[00:33:44] During the Minecraft marathon,

[00:33:45] you know how last time we did Minecraft,

[00:33:47] we kind of finished it in three days?

[00:33:48] I low key hope that it lasts like a week and a half.

[00:33:51] I think this time I'm gonna like just tickle Jinxie all night bro. I'm serious, bro

[00:33:55] What is this?

[00:33:57] XQC explains why he'd never do a sub-a-thon and calls out serious for begging for subs despite having millions in the bank the one because

[00:34:05] It's kind of a weird topic, but

[00:34:08] Sub-a-thons are like a way to like

[00:34:10] So the way okay, I'm gonna use this right the way this begun way back it is way back like

[00:34:16] Well to be fair though XQC has a hundred million dollars

[00:34:19] Also, why is the third question has actually been to Israel is that

[00:34:26] People wouldn't have to like beg for money, right or whatever because there was less sense back then right less subscribers overall and no

[00:34:34] Wait, he has

[00:34:36] So people don't like big money because it's it's it's it's like

[00:34:40] So they would do one subatana, right and it would last like two or three days, right?

[00:34:44] And then they would have good money for the month, right?

[00:34:47] even for months on end like months months ago so they're like good on money but these days nobody

[00:34:53] does that for that like nowadays subatons are like just a way to get like the most money possible

[00:34:58] yeah but hold on listen i love xqc but can i play a little bit devil's advocate here and i know

[00:35:03] you'll probably see this and then it'll be like but it's not the same that's not the same you know

[00:35:08] isn't taking a gambling deal the same thing you're just at the end of the day you get the

[00:35:12] money because they know people are gonna use their money to fund your gambling like i'm just

[00:35:17] being the god of say that like and not to say that I wouldn't take a game maybe I'll do it but is that

[00:35:22] not the same it's not begging for money versus hmm okay I mean to be fair though I could admit

[00:35:31] if I'm wrong maybe I'm wrong but also I do feel like subathons yes they are begging for money

[00:35:37] here and there but I do think like for instance for our first subathon I think it was really

[00:35:41] good like I talked about this a lot but I think the first subathon that we did was super

[00:35:46] good because we didn't care for subs. I think the second one, even though it was good, I think what

[00:35:50] outweighed it was how much we wanted subs. Like, bro, the idea was that everyone hit 100k, and I think

[00:35:56] that outweighed the actual content, in my opinion. But I still think we had really good content,

[00:36:00] and I hate when people try to discredit our second sell-down, because it was actually still good.

[00:36:04] Would I ever do another one? Honestly, if I ever did a sub-a-thon, it would be no sub-incentives.

[00:36:12] Like it wouldn't be like how it is like for the other thing, you know how like, you know how like before it would be like one sub equals like 30 seconds.

[00:36:20] It would be like one sub maybe equals like like a minute or something like that and I would never and I would cap it.

[00:36:26] You know what I'm saying? Like I would never I would never do a subathon where it can go 30 days like that, bro.

[00:36:32] Cap, cap, cap.

[00:36:33] Bro, do you want to see how much money I made during the subathon?

[00:36:36] Talking about I wouldn't ever do it.

[00:36:38] Like bro, I don't care about doing them like the subathon.

[00:36:41] want to do it again. Also, here's my take and it might be a hot take or it might be a cold take.

[00:36:46] You let me know in the chat. But personally, I feel like streaming 24 seven and having ideas

[00:36:53] is worse than having ideas streaming four to five hours. Like I think better content is when you

[00:36:58] have full energy and you have your mapped out content. I think streaming 24 seven makes you

[00:37:04] tired and doesn't have any hype in my opinion. So that's why like the second stuff I thought

[00:37:08] I got burnt out so much quicker when we did it. It was really hard for me to do it

[00:37:11] I'm not gonna lie, but the first one I just felt like special bro

[00:37:16] What else what news oh brother bro, bro, bro, bro

[00:37:20] But I didn't think core is completely in the green row. I think he's just saying okay. I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:37:26] This box dude is just trying to talk just so I react so that he has content for his pod

[00:37:31] I'm gonna be honest with you

[00:37:32] I don't really have anything more to say about this more because I can't legally even say what I want to say

[00:37:37] What um Robonks? I really do wish you the best bro

[00:37:40] I would like if you could just stop talking about me and I'll stop talking about you

[00:37:43] I reacted to one YouTube video and you kind of went

[00:37:46] buzzerk

[00:37:48] Yeah, but since you guys have loved Ron might be up because it's streaming University. It's platone

[00:37:52] All right, this guy just cares so much about numbers rather than the content itself

[00:37:56] just relax smile bro and

[00:37:58] Bro, come on Rob. I'm trying to get my weekly updates. So yeah, come on bonks relax

[00:38:03] Um, Ron, whenever he gets an edit, bro, first of all, I've got both good sides of my face.

[00:38:11] This is my good side.

[00:38:12] This is my better side.

[00:38:14] I look good on both sides, bro.

[00:38:18] I'm tired of y'all discrediting me saying I'm not good looking.

[00:38:21] Like when this is the size of my fucking head, what are y'all gonna say?

[00:38:26] Dead ass syrips.

[00:38:27] When this is the size of my fucking head, what are you gonna say, bro?

[00:38:31] What are you gonna fucking say?

[00:38:32] I'm getting there you see it bro to any gym heads in the chat should I start taking creatine?

[00:38:38] I never took creatine should I take creatine my problem is I don't drink enough water so

[00:38:47] can't you like have a lot of problems if you don't drink water bro I heard it go get

[00:38:52] this motherfucker off my screen yeah you get like a lot of problems I heard and I heard

[00:38:57] It's like Gige if you don't drink enough water

[00:39:27] It was a pleasure meeting them, I enjoyed their company, we had a lot of laughs, a lot of fun

[00:39:32] and I look forward to seeing them soon and I really, really, really appreciate those guys.

[00:39:38] What Minecraft song is this in the background? Does anyone here know Ball? Which Minecraft song is this?

[00:39:46] These were really, really good guys, man.

[00:39:49] Warf? Bro, what the fuck? What? I'm not even trying to be like nostalgia form,

[00:39:56] But Minecraft might have the best soundtrack ever.

[00:39:59] What the fuck?

[00:40:02] Like, what in the fuck? This shit is peak.

[00:40:06] Yo, by the way, Wad, I do wanna say, bro, I'll give you the same soundtrack, hold on.

[00:40:13] Wad, I do wanna say, bro, for the time that I got to spend with you, and I'm not joking, bro.

[00:40:21] Bro, you felt like a dad to me, bro.

[00:40:23] I'm not close to my dad but you just like you reminded me that one day I want to have

[00:40:31] kids and I want to be a good dad like you and you just you made you made the whole marathon

[00:40:40] in my opinion you're a good dude bro and you raised a great dude you're a good father

[00:40:47] man and uh Loser's lucky to have you man dead ass

[00:40:53] Loser's lucky to have you bruh and we are lucky that we got to see you during the marathon

[00:41:02] Heartlandage, dude this soundtrack is good as shit what the fuck like I could dead at

[00:41:17] Alright, anyways, damn, he already moved out.

[00:41:21] Yo, I don't know what happened with YouTube, but YouTube's going crazy.

[00:41:24] Man, shout out to people in the chat.

[00:41:26] Shout out to people in the chat.

[00:41:28] You fucking, I'm ready by stable and all of them.

[00:41:30] Guys, I want to do a stream with Silky.

[00:41:32] It just so happened that he always goes live at the end of my stream.

[00:41:35] And I'm not going to stay live when I'm low on energy, bro.

[00:41:38] Like, bro, someone just tell Silky to start his stream at 1 PM for one time.

[00:41:44] Like, dead serious, bro.

[00:41:45] Yo, matter of fact, matter, um, yo, uh, we're doing this, uh, thing on Sunday, me and

[00:41:52] Adap, the golf cart, Suki, why don't you just join, bro?

[00:41:55] Why don't you just join?

[00:41:57] So take an energy drink, fuck you.

[00:42:00] Alright, look.

[00:42:02] Um, what is this?

[00:42:04] He says these ones work

[00:42:08] Some of us get drunk, some of us go insane

[00:42:12] When things are fun, we don't have a scene

[00:42:17] Show-up we go high

[00:42:20] It was the beginning

[00:42:23] Cause you know I'm a fucking 밑redo

[00:42:26] Keep that in there

[00:42:27] Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh

[00:42:29] So what I keep a rolled up sagging my pants not caring what I show keep it real what my niggas keep it playing for these hoes

[00:42:36] And the clean don't it watch that the other day watch how you lean on it

[00:42:39] You some 501 jeans on the road joints bigger than King calls fingers and smoke the rose down to the stingers

[00:42:44] You a glass clown and if I skip for the day I miss smoking weed with my friends. Look at this shit

[00:42:50] So peak bro. Wow so cute, bro

[00:42:53] I'm thinking that bro

[00:42:55] um what else bro i already saw the marlin thing please um anything else that i need to see before

[00:43:03] we possibly i'm not comparing me um arkie falls into a river in iceland

[00:43:14] yo iceland is so beautiful i told you guys there's one day i want to move here

[00:43:18] like when i have like like if i ever make like a hundred million dollars i'm out bro

[00:43:24] I'm gonna I'm gonna fake my death online and move to I said

[00:43:33] Yo motherfuckers think I have a hundred

[00:43:36] Yo, I'm gonna be kidding. What like do you guys think that like I spawn in just like millions of dollars a month

[00:43:43] You know if I made a million dollars every single month

[00:43:48] That's what you guys think I make I I would I would have bought that car already

[00:43:54] Who's dog is this?

[00:43:56] I'm telling you, grab it, I got it.

[00:43:58] I got it.

[00:44:00] No, bro.

[00:44:02] Who's fucking dog is this?

[00:44:04] Um, you have 30 million.

[00:44:06] Nope, nope. Not even close.

[00:44:08] If I had 30 million, bro, first of all,

[00:44:10] guys, it's not about the money.

[00:44:12] If I had 30 million dollars,

[00:44:14] I would give away millions of dollars every single day

[00:44:16] because at the end of the day, I think other people deserve my money, bro.

[00:44:18] The less fortunate.

[00:44:20] If I was a billionaire, it'd be gone

[00:44:22] The next day. I would simply just donate it. I would simply just donate it. No, I'm right. No, I'm serious. I'm right

[00:44:28] And I'm right, bro

[00:44:37] Well that nigga life gotta be terrible game, but that nigga content is just great

[00:44:43] Okay, I'm gonna dollar off any market sale bro. Any sale bro is he still trying to run this like holy fuck game

[00:44:52] Oh my god, bro, that should be a frying me game, bro.

[00:44:56] Yo, it's like every single Thursday, we gotta make sure,

[00:44:59] we gotta make sure we see a fucking, uh, uh, what's that shit called?

[00:45:02] We gotta make sure we see a fucking Twitter clip about this nigga.

[00:45:05] And guess who's content is about...

[00:45:07] Oh, yeah.

[00:45:09] I introduced Plug One Max to Mesa Friends, so...

[00:45:13] Basically, yeah, yeah, I'm just a girl because all of

[00:45:16] 90% of Max's tattoos came from her and I...

[00:45:19] There's no way he said that.

[00:45:21] There's no way he said, there's no way Bonk said

[00:45:24] Tax had all these tattoos. There's not even a chance.

[00:45:27] I didn't inspire Max to-

[00:45:29] Yo, no, that's just boredom at that point. That's just boredom, bro.

[00:45:31] Go to her, I just don't like-

[00:45:33] That's actually just boring.

[00:45:34] And then I think it's about some-

[00:45:35] So, so, so about saying that, what the, what the fuck do you mean, you know?

[00:45:38] What, what, what? Okay, what? Okay, now what?

[00:45:42] What, what? Like, like, do you wanna, like, do you wanna choke me?

[00:45:45] Do you wanna cookie? Like, what do you want?

[00:45:47] Like, what?

[00:45:48] Like, bro, shut up.

[00:45:51] Bro, Malin's content, I don't even understand, like, bro, how people take it and watch him.

[00:45:56] King!

[00:46:01] Are you a diva or a demon?

[00:46:04] Which one? Are you a diva or a demon? Cause you act like a diva.

[00:46:08] We're talking about money every week fam.

[00:46:12] Like, holy shit, gang, bro.

[00:46:15] I'm praying for that guy, man, like, bro, like...

[00:46:19] You're gonna like start up the base

[00:46:21] creation

[00:46:31] Like let's do it again, bro. Fuck it. Why not?

[00:46:35] Jinx you were seen at a bar with a girl after playing out of fishing Ron and Jason

[00:46:41] So this is

[00:46:43] Should I even watch this? Should I even watch this? Did Jixi react to this? I don't want to put his life out there.

[00:46:58] There isn't even a goal. That's not even his table you fucking idiots. That's literally not even his table. That's a whole different person's table.

[00:47:14] This is literally someone else's fucking table, bro

[00:47:19] So you're telling me Jinx he went out to hang out with his friends instead of playing video games with Ron and Jason and Lays Wow

[00:47:26] Dude, this guy should be ridiculed for the rest of his life Wow, no duck shaking head man Wow. No, bro

[00:47:34] Yeah, you're a piece of shit. You're a piece of shit

[00:47:38] Wait, so he had the nerve to tie his shoes. Oh, brother. This makes me sick

[00:47:43] How dare he live a life after streaming 609 days in a row.

[00:47:50] How dare you!

[00:47:54] Now let's see that stroke though kid. Let's see if it's good.

[00:48:13] Not bad. I mean, it's a slow stroke kid. You know what I'm saying like I feel like it was more of like

[00:48:20] It's not bad

[00:48:28] They're rocking

[00:48:33] Shout out jinks, bro. Wow, bro

[00:48:36] it's slow on purpose brother I would have had a birdie 600 if that was me

[00:48:42] birdie eagle 750

[00:48:44] see each other again? I don't think so

[00:48:46] so we should make the best of it

[00:48:49] The only good thing about the sub-a-thon in my opinion is the fact that we can't leave

[00:49:10] the camera so you get to see like raw emotions.

[00:49:14] I'll be honest with you.

[00:49:15] Just so much random shit happened where we would just sit down bro like

[00:49:20] bro

[00:49:22] Damn, bro

[00:49:22] I was so ugly

[00:49:24] Chopped when I had a buzz like now that I think about it bro

[00:49:27] Like having a buzz is the worst thing that you could do as a man in my opinion

[00:49:31] Unless you're just like six foot like eight and you're just bulky and built like shit, bro

[00:49:37] Bro, if you're like a small petite little boy like me and you got like a buzz bro with pink hair

[00:49:42] But I look like a little kid man.

[00:49:45] You unirongly mob more the pink buzz.

[00:49:48] Yo ladies man.

[00:49:50] Let it go.

[00:50:02] Nah, you know what it is?

[00:50:14] I know what it is.

[00:50:16] I'm like a little overweight you guys call me fat when I get muscle. I'm already seen people say. Oh, you're you're chopped you're chopped

[00:50:24] blah blah blah you know, there's no winning both there's no winning

[00:50:27] I actually can't wait to get a six pack like I'm getting it to I'm so I'm so determined to get it dead series, bro

[00:50:34] I'm so determined

[00:50:36] What is this? Oh

[00:50:38] God, bro, tier two subs can now send gifts and chat get psyched up and let your community know

[00:50:43] You've got a whole new way to blow up the chat

[00:50:46] Oh god, bro.

[00:50:48] Uh, yeah, bro.

[00:50:50] Keep it to yourself, y'all.

[00:50:51] Can you watch this?

[00:50:52] I...

[00:50:53] But I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:50:54] If anyone ever lays their hands on me...

[00:50:57] If anyone ever shit-talks me...

[00:51:00] If anyone ever tells me...

[00:51:03] Oh, we lost a certain thing.

[00:51:05] If they talk shit to me in person...

[00:51:07] I'm beating the threks off of them.

[00:51:10] A slo-mo was that necessary?

[00:51:13] like like bro lacy's egg you know just looking at lacy's face while he was

[00:51:19] wearing a camo shirt like you just pissed me off bro like you dead ass just

[00:51:24] pissed me off like what in the fuck bro come on lacy you just stood there bro

[00:51:28] you should have jumped him this was literally last year

[00:51:42] This was literally 2019

[00:52:04] Damn I remember this day

[00:52:06] This is genuinely why this day I'll never care about numbers ever again

[00:52:12] Bro, the fact that I came back from where I was, I was averaging how many viewers when I came back, like 5,000? How much was it?

[00:52:20] How much was it like 5,000?

[00:52:24] Bro, I was averaging like 5,000 and I just like didn't care, bro

[00:52:28] Like I just enjoyed every single stream. Who is there for those streams, bro?

[00:52:32] Where would be 10 hour streams every single day?

[00:52:36] Oh my god, bro

[00:52:37] My method was streaming 10 hours a day, but it was fortnight

[00:52:40] That was the only thing playing the video game is fun, bro

[00:52:42] And you have a game to play every day

[00:52:44] That's why I'm kind of excited for like GTA

[00:52:46] But like there there will never be a game such as og fortnight returning bro

[00:52:51] What an error on twitch and I got lucky bro. I'll be honest with you. I took advantage of the luck

[00:52:55] And then I bought my dream car who was there for that

[00:53:06] Hey, this is AI, but I mean it's so kind of looks

[00:53:10] Should I go back to blonde tips in my hair?

[00:53:20] Damn that was pretty cool.

[00:53:24] One content organization just to have that trophy yank and leave the next day.

[00:53:31] What is the caption?

[00:53:32] The career of stable rinado.

[00:53:33] Who the fuck is- Who are these two dudes?

[00:53:48] Who the fuck are those two dudes?

[00:53:52] Go back and read it.

[00:53:56] I ordered the stable Renoto Core Jam.

[00:54:00] Nominated for red.

[00:54:02] Is this whole thing just AI?

[00:54:06] Said that his mom's Twitter is shit or a tire.

[00:54:11] Went viral with the Renoldo de de Bob.

[00:54:16] What the fuck?

[00:54:17] Get first class first.

[00:54:19] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:54:22] Headass, but they've been in jail for nine months, bro.

[00:54:25] Ron, you should do this.

[00:54:27] I know!

[00:54:29] I miss Mike, bro. Where is he?

[00:54:31] I know!

[00:54:33] I know!

[00:54:35] I know!

[00:54:37] Blondes? Should I do the blonde tips or no?

[00:54:41] I know!

[00:54:43] I kind of liked it. It made me look skinnier, bro.

[00:54:46] And I'm not capping. Yo, ladies, can you bring up the camera, by the way? We're going to leave in a minute.

[00:54:50] I know!

[00:54:52] Why look skinnier?

[00:54:56] Or maybe you were just skinnier.

[00:54:58] I'm the skinniest I've ever been in my life right now, by the way.

[00:55:05] Dead serious.

[00:55:07] In my streaming career, besides maybe 2020 when I was just not eating, this is the

[00:55:15] skinniest I've been in a while.

[00:55:16] That's sad.

[00:55:17] Okay.

[00:55:18] Everybody who thinks it needs you

[00:55:25] Yo, when I was a part of Zelo, by the way, for you guys saying I was skinnier before,

[00:55:29] you do realize I deadass never did cardio.

[00:55:32] No, no, no, I swear to God, I didn't do cardio, bro.

[00:55:36] Now I do cardio every single day, every single day, now I do 30 minutes on the Stairmaster.

[00:55:41] Look at this, bro.

[00:55:42] I said this yesterday to Silk, he can Silk, he didn't believe I was at the gym.

[00:55:45] Bro, this is what work does. I don't know if you guys can see it, it's flipped.

[00:55:49] But it says 27 minutes on the StairMask, 29 minutes, 300 calories burned.

[00:55:56] AI.

[00:56:00] I'm not kidding. I hope a helicopter just comes on the balcony of my fucking window,

[00:56:05] pulls out a machine gun and airs me out on stream and then you see me fucking explode into

[00:56:10] to smithereens on stream and then you guys will sit there in the chat and just type stupid fucking emotes to a dead body just just fucking

[00:56:18] exploded mother fuckers are typing cinema and deal that's just not that's just not all right

[00:56:30] brawler's little cutie but duty bro symbol is that wow we're just gonna wait on ladies and then we're

[00:56:34] we're gonna leave chat.

[00:56:36] Stop stalling, nigga.

[00:56:39] Stop stalling.

[00:56:40] Get to the content.

[00:56:43] Yo, get that yam off your face, yo.

[00:56:46] Yo, I'm talking to you, bro,

[00:56:47] that big ass fucking nose.

[00:56:50] Take it off, bro.

[00:56:51] Take the mask off.

[00:56:53] Take the fucking chopped filter off your camera.

[00:56:57] I

[00:57:02] What bro, how was that ironic?

[00:57:04] Here if you guys don't mean to give you guys a new all to talk audio. I got you

[00:57:09] No, bro. I just can't stand chop motherfuckers, bro

[00:57:13] You talking about me

[00:57:16] Yo, are you talking about me? Yes, I'm gonna cook that. That's gonna buy run to that

[00:57:21] Yes, I'm gonna cook that bro. We're not using that but someone

[00:57:24] Holy shit.

[00:57:26] You fucking goblin.

[00:57:28] Holy shit.

[00:57:30] Yo.

[00:57:32] Yo.

[00:57:34] Oh my god, bro.

[00:57:36] I need a heart dance. I need a heart dance. I need a movie. I need a movie. I need a movie. I need a movie. I need a heart dance. I need a movie.

[00:57:53] Way to be positive, man.

[00:57:55] Um, anything else?

[00:57:57] 24 months.

[00:57:58] Wait, do you have to pick one or what?

[00:58:00] Me and Jason gaming back in the day. Who is there for that?

[00:58:03] Which one?

[00:58:05] Which one is it

[00:58:12] Why

[00:58:14] So

[00:58:15] Wake up go to wash my face. Oh

[00:58:18] Let me move my cologne. It's in the way right I grab it

[00:58:21] I grab it by the cat the cat comes off the cologne just drops and shatters everywhere, right?

[00:58:27] So I'm there clean it up. Then my girlfriend wakes up from a 20 hour nap a

[00:58:32] A 20 hour nap talking about oh, I got a fucking curling iron burn on my neck from the party

[00:58:39] How what why are you doing your hair at the party? And why are you sleeping for 20 hours?

[00:58:54] At least get to suck today, bro, but maybe she was just busy

[00:58:58] Oh, it's okay about having bro. Hey, who gives a fuck bro in two months? We have new girlfriends Lucy is coming out in GTA

[00:59:04] Bro, I'm gonna buy a Birkin from my girl in GTA

[00:59:07] Bro, you got nothing to worry about bro. That's serious

[00:59:16] Is it on

[00:59:18] Is it on?

[00:59:20] Oh, yeah.

[00:59:22] Oh, it's her, bro.

[00:59:24] Wait, what color did you have any, bro?

[00:59:26] Bro, it was just that one you got in the PO box.

[00:59:28] That looked pretty small, good.

[00:59:30] What color?

[00:59:32] Is that YSL or something?

[00:59:34] Oh, I didn't even see this guy.

[00:59:36] I put his bed in here and look, he's just been...

[00:59:40] He's just been liking him.

[00:59:42] Bro, you like this room burger?

[00:59:44] I didn't even see him. Look at him, bro.

[00:59:46] Bro, I could have sworn you were running around the house with a costume on, bro.

[00:59:54] Alright.

[00:59:55] We'll take the little tongue tongue tongue out.

[00:59:57] You be using this still?

[00:59:59] Oh, yeah, but not right now. Not during summer, I don't think.

[01:00:02] Yeah, bro, it's like a seasonal thing. I'm a seasonal guy, too.

[01:00:05] Probably towards fall. Like, once it gets a little chillier.

[01:00:07] This one is more like, this one's more like when it's chilly season, you know what I'm saying?

[01:00:12] Like, maybe like in New York in a week, depending on if it's chilly enough there.

[01:00:15] Is it chilly in New York right now?

[01:00:16] I don't know.

[01:00:17] Chad, is it chilly in New York?

[01:00:19] Chad, is it chilly in New York?

[01:00:22] Just a question, just an observation, just asking.

[01:00:24] Is it chilly, bro?

[01:00:25] It might be chilly to the side of Billy.

[01:00:27] This is more like a, oh, I'm just, it's winter now.

[01:00:31] You know what I'm saying?

[01:00:32] Oh, it's winter.

[01:00:33] You know what I'm saying?

[01:00:34] This is more of like, okay, I'm traveling.

[01:00:38] I gotta put something in my bag after the shower type of thing, whatnot, bro.

[01:00:42] This is like, oh, oh, wow.

[01:00:44] We're going to the fucking Toronto to see the things.

[01:00:46] Like, you know, this one is just like, it smells like,

[01:00:49] it's like, oh, did you come from Shimmer University?

[01:00:51] This is the smell, you know what I'm saying?

[01:00:53] Um, I'm gonna take my bike today.

[01:00:56] Go ahead.

[01:00:57] Anyways, I cleaned my room, bro, you see?

[01:01:00] I cleaned it a little.

[01:01:00] Look, these are all clothings I just don't use.

[01:01:02] It's like failed to the brim.

[01:01:04] I have some designer pants in there,

[01:01:06] like everything, bro.

[01:01:08] I had to clean my room.

[01:01:09] Should I just give it away or try to toss it?

[01:01:11] Could just give it to grandma.

[01:01:13] No, no, no.

[01:01:16] That looks like people with red socks on, bro.

[01:01:17] I just couldn't find any, you know what I'm saying?

[01:01:19] I feel like that look kinda cute though, like.

[01:01:22] Oh yeah, you see that or no man, you see that?

[01:01:25] Stop acting like you don't, bro, cause you see it.

[01:01:26] I know you see it, man.

[01:01:27] Yeah, I'm fuckin' forced to.

[01:01:34] That's it!

[01:01:37] Are you ready to suck today or not?

[01:01:39] Well, I'm talking like, I wanna suck.

[01:01:41] Bro, we need people to help suck,

[01:01:42] Oh, that's the problem.

[01:01:44] Pepsi!

[01:01:47] Pepsi!

[01:01:52] I think my girlfriend's also gonna...

[01:01:56] What was that?

[01:01:57] My girlfriend's also been taking a 30 hour nap.

[01:01:59] See?

[01:02:01] It's actually some bullshit.

[01:02:06] Sweet!

[01:02:06] So I'm gonna go to the laundry.

[01:02:09] All right, and you're gonna raise the wall.

[01:02:12] What's going on, boys?

[01:02:15] What's going on, dude?

[01:02:17] Oh, why does it smell like shit?

[01:02:19] Dude smells so bad.

[01:02:21] Is there a smoke?

[01:02:23] Something's in the trash.

[01:02:25] It smells like actual shit.

[01:02:30] Oh my god, I can't make it.

[01:02:32] I got it back.

[01:02:34] Thank you, bro.

[01:02:36] No, it's me. Look.

[01:02:38] We're not about to just suck, we're about to swallow, we're about to devour, we're about

[01:02:51] to do everything.

[01:02:52] We gotta plan out where we start up there, so let's show them what we start with, chat.

[01:02:56] So today we're going to go into the world as long as straw.

[01:03:00] Now, last time we did it was for me.

[01:03:03] This time,

[01:03:07] we're gonna start at that tree up there.

[01:03:09] The top tree.

[01:03:11] And then we're gonna go down the whole drive right.

[01:03:13] The other drive right.

[01:03:14] Through the house.

[01:03:15] Through the house.

[01:03:16] And then we're gonna go,

[01:03:18] we can either do the basement or we can do the pool.

[01:03:20] Well, how about something like an Uber Eats driver

[01:03:22] comes and just runs it over.

[01:03:23] He's not allowed.

[01:03:26] Yeah.

[01:03:27] Can we get the golf cart and drive up there maybe?

[01:03:28] Yeah, let's do that.

[01:03:29] Where's the car?

[01:03:30] Where are we?

[01:03:32] We look, you got a measure, you know?

[01:03:33] Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna do some math.

[01:03:35] We gotta do a lot of math.

[01:03:36] Do I have any mathematicians in my chat?

[01:03:37] No, you're the math.

[01:03:38] Damn, Jason's hood's got, it's cheetah print.

[01:03:41] Wait, that's fire.

[01:03:43] No, Jason's hood is cheetah printed out.

[01:03:45] Look, he's even got a one of one mark right there.

[01:03:49] That's nice.

[01:03:51] That's really nice, bro.

[01:03:54] That car looks like a car for Thanos.

[01:03:56] You're talking about me?

[01:03:57] Can I ask why there's like a hundred fucking wheelchairs outside?

[01:04:01] Also, I'm looking excited for winter, bro, when it's cold out here.

[01:04:06] Can you imagine when the clouds are out and it's just cold?

[01:04:08] Bro, it's gonna be a fucking vibe.

[01:04:10] No, it's gonna be nice.

[01:04:11] Is that Pepsi?

[01:04:12] What the fuck?

[01:04:13] That's where I just saw that guy.

[01:04:15] All right, let's go check out the measurements chart, ready?

[01:04:18] Up on, Lace.

[01:04:20] Oh, fuck.

[01:04:22] Damn, bro.

[01:04:26] Damn bro, this house is empty. Where's everybody more than Lacey are never beating that game

[01:04:41] Well, I forgot a costume on I swear, I just saw

[01:04:51] Oh fuck

[01:04:53] Oh fuck. W Burger in the chat bro. Alright we got to do some measurements bro. We got to see how big this is.

[01:05:00] Yeah this might be a lot of tubes. But you know what to buy right?

[01:05:04] Yeah, yeah. I looked up a few different home depots, so we'll have a couple.

[01:05:07] Alright. W Burger y'all. Dude look how fucking far this is.

[01:05:13] Yeah this might be a lot of sucking bro.

[01:05:17] Nah we can do this bro. Come on.

[01:05:20] I can't chew home depots though to get enough.

[01:05:22] Say oh my god, they're right next to each other.

[01:05:25] I would say like right here

[01:05:27] right here

[01:05:29] All right Chester, we would have to build a straw that would go

[01:05:36] We would have to build a straw that would go from here

[01:05:41] All the way through the house

[01:05:44] Yeah, that's kind of extreme

[01:05:46] But I feel like we could do it bro. I how is that jeech? How is that fucking impossible?

[01:05:52] So from here right yeah, it's not a mile and a half this tree in the shade. Yeah, this tree in the shade

[01:05:58] So we would basically put

[01:06:00] We're gonna do Kool-aid yeah Kool-aid so we can lay with some ice and then we have cups at the bottom

[01:06:05] And then you can sell Kool-aid when you get it down there. Oh, okay

[01:06:09] This is really far how far is this you think we got a measure so we can do some math

[01:06:13] Are you gonna be able to suck today? In case I need you what about my job?

[01:06:17] Dude, but you're good at sucking. I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it. That's the thing

[01:06:22] I need someone who knows how to suck run you're good at that

[01:06:24] You do it the best that I know

[01:06:27] You suck good. Yeah

[01:06:31] You go suck that cool it out of that stick

[01:06:34] God, I just want to jerk you off right now. I've been jerked off from behind on

[01:06:39] God, it's like insane. I've never I wish that's actually like my dream

[01:06:43] I'm not gonna lie like I just want to be I want my mouth covered with one hand and just jerk off and then

[01:06:47] When I'm like, ah, stop stop stop. She's like shut up. Shut up take it and then it's just like a shot run on this site

[01:06:55] Fucking that guy over there

[01:07:03] What do you mean?

[01:07:05] My father's like I need help bro talking about what I like bro everyone likes their own thing

[01:07:10] You know those people out there that like getting their face suffocated until they can't breathe?

[01:07:13] They're like, I don't hate for that to happen.

[01:07:15] No, seriously, that is my biggest nightmare is just getting my face out until I can't breathe.

[01:07:19] Like, that's like genuinely...

[01:07:21] Like, bro, that's the worst.

[01:07:22] That's God, that's the worst, bro.

[01:07:24] God.

[01:07:25] Damn, Pepsi's measuring. Look at him.

[01:07:27] Should I bring the cart down?

[01:07:31] Pepsi?

[01:07:32] Yeah.

[01:07:33] Should I bring the cart?

[01:07:35] Yeah.

[01:07:36] Let's go.

[01:07:40] Get in loser.

[01:07:46] Okay, five gifted and we go up the hill.

[01:07:49] What do you think?

[01:07:50] Should I just, I bro, imagine if I just slammed it.

[01:07:52] Wait, what?

[01:07:54] Damn, look at this.

[01:07:57] No, this is peak.

[01:08:01] I'll never get over this site.

[01:08:03] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

[01:08:07] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

[01:08:09] Look at him bro, figuring out math.

[01:08:16] For him?

[01:08:21] We're observing a wild epsiomist in natural habitat

[01:08:24] with his shades on and his nice t-shirt.

[01:08:27] What design is he wearing on his t-shirt?

[01:08:29] Can anyone guess?

[01:08:30] Is it going to be a SpongeBob reference?

[01:08:32] Is it going to be a color duty reference?

[01:08:34] Is it going to be an anime reference?

[01:08:36] Let's find out right now.

[01:08:37] all around him with his black shades. What is it what is it ladies can you see?

[01:08:41] It's a Halo fucking Reach Halo 3 t-shirt Halo 3 t-shirt wow very nice let's do a

[01:08:48] nice little U-turn around. Let's do a nice little U-turn around him just real

[01:08:56] quick really wow that light is damn it came broken unfortunate looks like we

[01:09:01] You gotta go around the Bravis.

[01:09:03] Excuse me?

[01:09:07] That sounded impressive.

[01:09:19] See, it's kind of beautiful out.

[01:09:21] And park.

[01:09:25] Wait, what do you mean it's bad?

[01:09:27] What do you mean it's bad?

[01:09:29] 525 feet from up there, just to the door.

[01:09:34] How much was last time?

[01:09:36] 200, that's 300 feet.

[01:09:39] Maybe it was like 300.

[01:09:40] Yeah, so we're doubling our production.

[01:09:42] This is just to the door.

[01:09:43] Where are we ending it?

[01:09:45] I said we ended next to the burner.

[01:09:46] Burner?

[01:09:47] All right.

[01:09:48] Three, two, one.

[01:09:50] I'm serious.

[01:09:51] The burner's outside.

[01:09:54] I say through here, all the way, oh, to the chair,

[01:09:58] under the chair because it's not gonna work yeah through Jason's room because

[01:10:06] it can't be elevated right like that a little bit we would need more suckers

[01:10:11] though yeah oh my god it smells like shit in here bro no it's not it's a

[01:10:20] How old was that in that track?

[01:10:22] 60.

[01:10:23] Somebody smell like shit, bro.

[01:10:26] Well, it smells like mold.

[01:10:28] Yeah, it's mold.

[01:10:29] I'm gonna borrow one of these, Jason.

[01:10:31] I'll bring it right back.

[01:10:38] What the fuck is strawberry apricy?

[01:10:41] What is that?

[01:10:46] We're getting our measurements checked.

[01:10:50] What's it looking like, Bet?

[01:11:00] So last year it was, last year it was 300 feet.

[01:11:03] How much is it this year?

[01:11:05] So at least 700.

[01:11:06] We're gonna have to do like 750 just to be safe, 750 feet.

[01:11:12] So how many ounces of water?

[01:11:13] Now that we got this, let's go to the board and do some math.

[01:11:17] You're gonna be quizzed here, so you better start.

[01:11:20] Chat, could I do this by myself or do I need Pepsi?

[01:11:25] I feel like I wouldn't even know where to start.

[01:11:27] I would be honest with you.

[01:11:30] Oh, it's fucking OCH.

[01:11:37] Give me a...

[01:11:38] Why do we want this in the room?

[01:11:40] They were in the room that I gave you that one time.

[01:11:43] The...

[01:11:44] Oh, this is sharp, it's not fucking...

[01:11:45] You got a sharp degree?

[01:11:48] I give you sharp degrees.

[01:11:49] What the fuck is this?

[01:11:51] Goon with a spoon.

[01:11:53] What the fuck?

[01:11:55] She looks even there.

[01:11:57] What is that?

[01:11:59] I don't know though.

[01:12:01] Why don't we get rid of these paintings, bro?

[01:12:03] We got some people on the list.

[01:12:05] Oh yeah.

[01:12:07] You got it?

[01:12:09] Let's go.

[01:12:11] Where's the whiteboard?

[01:12:13] It's up there.

[01:12:15] It always bugs out.

[01:12:17] ready to carry the marker board up?

[01:12:19] Or are we just doing it on the window or some shit?

[01:12:22] Yes, I'll just...

[01:12:25] Fuck, I'll go grab it, yeah?

[01:12:27] It's huge.

[01:12:28] It's huge.

[01:12:29] Yo, work.

[01:12:31] Indigame.

[01:12:35] Did you grab the whiteboard?

[01:12:42] Yeah, what was this fucking thing says?

[01:12:44] What it says?

[01:12:45] how does it happen to walk on the Earthquake?

[01:12:48] Now we're going to get further.

[01:12:49] I feel like Kelper is like numb to that.

[01:12:50] I feel like I haven't felt the first weight.

[01:12:52] Yeah, I haven't felt it since I first moved here.

[01:12:54] I've lived in California my whole life.

[01:12:56] The idea that it's known for fires and earthquake

[01:12:59] is so overblown.

[01:13:01] Yeah, I look to you five times.

[01:13:02] When I first moved here, I felt like three years later.

[01:13:05] The fires that happened were very prevalent

[01:13:09] that was one or two years in a row, but before that,

[01:13:14] it was rare.

[01:13:15] And then earthquake, there was a few,

[01:13:18] but it's never like an issue where it's like,

[01:13:22] oh, I don't know if my house would say it's earthquake.

[01:13:31] Why don't you go downstairs, please?

[01:13:33] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:13:34] Why not?

[01:13:35] How do you guys live in a $20 million house

[01:13:38] in the wild?

[01:13:39] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:13:40] Technically?

[01:13:41] Actually, don't want to go there.

[01:13:42] But actually, there's no internet yet.

[01:13:45] The internet line is random, but there's still no internet.

[01:13:49] Help!

[01:13:54] My fucking pants are falling out.

[01:13:56] No, bro.

[01:13:57] Yes!

[01:14:03] It's locked.

[01:14:04] Oh, it's missing a wheel.

[01:14:06] Oh, oh, oh.

[01:14:13] Wait, don't even go far for you.

[01:14:15] Should we rate? Should we do a rating?

[01:14:20] Come on, I'm out of breath, brother. I'm not working out today.

[01:14:23] Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. She did a 15 minute break.

[01:14:36] What do you mean, of course, bro? I just worked out.

[01:14:41] Alright, so 750 feet. Someone do the math in the chat.

[01:14:45] I'm going to give you everything you need to solve this and then you're going to solve it, okay?

[01:14:51] So we got leg is equal to 228 meters, diameter of the two is equal to 1.27 centimeters.

[01:15:18] Centimeters. Okay, what else do you need?

[01:15:22] What else do you need? You know this one. We're solving for

[01:15:26] We need the volume. How much liquid do we need?

[01:15:30] Just what you're going to need to solve here.

[01:15:34] This is like a kindergarten shape. It's equal to

[01:15:38] I r squared

[01:15:42] times your height.

[01:15:46] So you're gonna take the meters and obviously this is like another thing just keep in mind you're gonna take how many meters your

[01:15:54] Like right you have 228 meters of light that's about equivalent to 750 feet right so we have 228 meters

[01:16:00] That's equivalent to 750 feet. Let's just put that there for you want to stay in

[01:16:04] Oh, we always want to calculate just for people who are more simple, you know what I'm saying

[01:16:08] Now the diameter of the tube you're probably asking why don't we need a diameter of the tube?

[01:16:11] the diameter of the tube defines how you want to suck. So when you suck, we need it too big

[01:16:16] enough to pull all the water. Now with 1.27 centimeters long, we're getting an equivalent

[01:16:20] to the volume, not the volume. Now how do we find that? Obviously we have our V, excuse

[01:16:24] me, we obviously have our V right here. So what you want to do is you want to do

[01:16:29] the V pi r squared times the height. Now when you have V equals pi r squared to the

[01:16:34] height, you'd have to notice this important rule, the height. Where do we get our

[01:16:38] We got to start with our height. Now, we know the diameter, we know the length. How do we determine the height?

[01:16:43] Now, are we determined the height of the tube? Are we determined in the height of where we're sucking from?

[01:16:49] Are we the type of the cylinder which is the tube?

[01:16:52] Okay, so the height of the cylinder is the tube. Now, this is where they get you.

[01:16:56] Well, this is where they get you because the diameter is also the circle.

[01:17:01] So, when you find the diameter of the tube, you obviously...

[01:17:04] Okay start with the h, you know how to get the h, right?

[01:17:10] The height.

[01:17:11] You want to figure out what h and r is, and then you can just do this equation and you'll

[01:17:16] have the h.

[01:17:17] So figure out r and figure out h, okay, go ahead.

[01:17:23] I mean of course I know the h.

[01:17:25] Well of course I know the height is equal to length, and you know what the length is.

[01:17:28] So the height is 220 meters.

[01:17:30] So the height is obviously 220 inches.

[01:17:32] Yeah, so you know that H is 228, so go ahead and write that down.

[01:17:35] So obviously, so now we can eliminate this, obviously.

[01:17:39] So this is about 228.

[01:17:41] 228 what though?

[01:17:43] Meers.

[01:17:44] Don't forget to.

[01:17:44] Yeah, never, never forget that.

[01:17:46] I was, OK, so I'm not going to lie.

[01:17:47] I was trying to quiz everyone, and it seems to be the one student over here

[01:17:50] figured it out, obviously.

[01:17:51] So thank you.

[01:17:52] So 200 squared, 222, no.

[01:17:55] We already know what pi is.

[01:17:56] So now we just need r.

[01:17:58] So now we've got to find r.

[01:17:59] So that's so easy.

[01:18:00] That's so easy.

[01:18:01] So we're going to do the square root.

[01:18:02] If you know what R means.

[01:18:04] Roundness.

[01:18:05] Radius.

[01:18:06] Radius.

[01:18:07] And how do you get a radius from a diameter?

[01:18:09] You're just playing half.

[01:18:10] There you go.

[01:18:11] So you take it.

[01:18:11] It's a 228.

[01:18:13] No, no, no.

[01:18:13] No, that's another trick question, students.

[01:18:16] Another trick question.

[01:18:17] I wanted to see if someone could catch it.

[01:18:19] OK, so obviously it's not 228.

[01:18:21] It's 1.27.

[01:18:23] So 1.27.

[01:18:25] Now look at this, ready?

[01:18:26] Divide it by 2.

[01:18:27] How many times does 2 go into 1?

[01:18:29] 9.

[01:18:30] How many times does 2 go into 12? 6. Right? So it's 0.6. 2 times 12 is 12 minus each other. 7.

[01:18:38] How many times does 2 go into 7? 3 times. So 2 times 3 is 6 minus that's 1.

[01:18:46] When you get 1, how many times do you go 0? 0.1.

[01:18:50] You are very close.

[01:18:51] No. Okay, now say the answer out loud. What is the point?

[01:18:56] R is equal to 0.631. Close. Okay, so this is a quiz. It's a 5. Yeah, there you go. 0.635.

[01:19:17] And now that we've found the roundness, now we know that volume is equal to pi.

[01:19:24] And do parentheses?

[01:19:26] Yeah, parentheses.

[01:19:27] Your R value, which is?

[01:19:31] R.635.

[01:19:34] What's 635 once?

[01:19:36] Bro, I mean that's easy, centimeters.

[01:19:39] Okay, but our other measurement is in meters, so we want to convert this one to meters as well.

[01:19:45] So how do you convert that to meters?

[01:19:49] We need to start from the bottom. How many meters are in the centimeter?

[01:19:53] Not a single clue. I actually don't think I have anywhere. So how many centimeters are in a meter?

[01:19:57] How many? 16. Yeah.

[01:20:01] Is it? 100.

[01:20:05] I thought it was 16 centimeters because of the power. Is that not what it is?

[01:20:09] We're on the metric system here. So 0.06.

[01:20:13] 0.06. So 0.006, where is that for the r? No, that's for the r is equal to 0.00665.

[01:20:29] We're going to go up here to a map, and when we turn it to multiply here, a point.

[01:20:44] You got it.

[01:20:47] Let's just reset it over here.

[01:20:51] So the volume is equal to pi times your radius, which was?

[01:21:01] 100 meters.

[01:21:03] 0, 6, 3, 5 meters squared times your height,

[01:21:15] which was 7.5 meters okay so go ahead so obviously mean we know pie this

[01:21:28] 7.5

[01:21:30] You're going to kind of figure this out.

[01:21:32] No, that's true.

[01:21:33] That's what I'm going to do.

[01:21:34] We got to figure this out.

[01:21:35] OK.

[01:21:36] So you do this high.

[01:21:37] So 3.125 times 6.5 squared.

[01:21:38] OK.

[01:21:39] So I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 6,000, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.5, 3, 7, calculate the radius of

[01:21:47] the square and the triangle, acute angle.

[01:21:50] 7.5?

[01:21:51] Is it 7.5?

[01:21:56] 3712. How do you even calculate this? What the fuck do you even type into a calculator,

[01:22:10] bro? You could literally type that into a calculator.

[01:22:13] You type into that, exactly into a calculator. Get your calculator out.

[01:22:19] What is the volume equals pi parenthesis 0.00635 meters parenthesis square 228 meters?

[01:22:30] About 2.89 cubic meters.

[01:22:33] Roughly 2,890 meters.

[01:22:37] Yeah, that's that.

[01:22:39] Pull up your calculator, come on. Fuck yeah, yeah, come on.

[01:22:42] That's my calculator.

[01:22:44] What are the scientifics?

[01:22:46] Hold on, Brock, shut the fuck up, you fucking dumbass.

[01:22:50] So type it in.

[01:22:51] Pi, get your pi, which is right there.

[01:22:55] Okay, let's tangent.

[01:22:57] Okay, right here.

[01:22:59] Get pi.

[01:23:01] Pi.

[01:23:02] That's right.

[01:23:03] Oh, pi.

[01:23:04] Pi, times.

[01:23:04] Times.

[01:23:05] Parentheses.

[01:23:07] Parentheses.

[01:23:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:23:10] 0.00635 squared.

[01:23:14] Oh, no, oh, we can just, oh, oh, okay, squared, oh,

[01:23:17] just get out squared and parentheses,

[01:23:21] you don't really need to put some parentheses.

[01:23:22] And parentheses, and then times, times, 228.

[01:23:28] 0.0288 through 326308.

[01:23:31] Where's that?

[01:23:32] Well, that's, okay, I'm not gonna be the guy,

[01:23:33] I was gonna say that.

[01:23:34] I was actually, I was really gonna say that,

[01:23:36] like, do you believe me?

[01:23:37] Yeah, probably.

[01:23:40] Two, eight, nine, but what is that square here?

[01:23:49] Oh that's a number.

[01:23:50] This is cubic meters, right?

[01:23:52] How do we get cubic meters to liters?

[01:23:55] Um, just ask it.

[01:23:57] Wait, we did it wrong apparently.

[01:23:59] They said that's squared.

[01:24:00] Like bro, is this fucking like school Disney channel?

[01:24:03] Can you just take a picture of the board and ask Brock to figure out what to go

[01:24:06] again?

[01:24:07] Just multiply it by a thousand.

[01:24:08] I'm not gonna get it.

[01:24:09] 20

[01:24:11] We're going to suck on the world's only straw, bro

[01:24:15] We need like 30 liters of coolant

[01:24:17] How much is that?

[01:24:19] We don't definitely calculate this in 45 seconds, bro

[01:24:21] There you go

[01:24:23] You did good, I'm proud of you

[01:24:25] 28.9

[01:24:27] No, last time we had to calculate how much is you have to be able to suck it

[01:24:31] I'm not kidding

[01:24:33] If you don't have enough liquid, it won't suck it up

[01:24:35] So you're telling me if I suck, if I suck from here to there, will I have enough air

[01:24:55] power to hit?

[01:24:56] Yeah, it's not about power.

[01:24:57] You just need enough liquid to suck.

[01:25:00] I think that's about the lips and the throat.

[01:25:04] You have experience in this sucking department, so 30 liters hot

[01:25:07] We're big enough to hold 30 liters 30 liter track

[01:25:11] But we have a 30 liter trash. So we'll get one at home depot. So our our list of stuff we need

[01:25:17] let's just say

[01:25:19] Here's our shopping list. We need

[01:25:23] 30

[01:25:25] Leaders of Kool-Aid mix

[01:25:28] How much is that?

[01:25:30] Is that like a lot of cats? No

[01:25:32] And then we need, you know, 30 liters of water, which we can get from the hose.

[01:25:39] It's 30 liters a lot?

[01:25:43] Not really.

[01:25:44] And then we need...

[01:25:45] You want to suck on hose water?

[01:25:47] Yeah.

[01:25:48] I mean, hose water is clean.

[01:25:49] That's just tastes even better, okay.

[01:25:51] Who the fuck is this fucking dude?

[01:25:53] Why is he following me?

[01:25:55] Who is it?

[01:25:57] It's Dilkey.

[01:25:59] Look at this map, bro.

[01:26:01] So we need 750 feet of half inch tubing, and then we need

[01:26:16] Dude last time we did chocolate milk and I'm not sure we spent but we bought

[01:26:21] They're all expired of course that we didn't waste milk

[01:26:24] Now this shit was like, you see it's flying down.

[01:26:27] That was like five hundred bucks.

[01:26:28] That shit was like, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:26:30] I drank it all after extreme though, so.

[01:26:32] I don't know.

[01:26:34] Dude, that was the best time ever.

[01:26:36] We were all so drunk on chocolate milk.

[01:26:38] Okay, so we need ice, cup holder.

[01:26:40] Wait, why don't we need couplers?

[01:26:41] Couplers.

[01:26:42] What is that?

[01:26:43] It's what attaches to the tubing.

[01:26:44] 700 feet of one half inch of a zip?

[01:26:46] Yeah.

[01:26:47] Easy.

[01:26:48] Easy, Jack.

[01:26:49] So we can look, just hit a grocery store in the home depot.

[01:26:51] We're good to go.

[01:26:52] I bet.

[01:27:23] I'm gonna be sucking.

[01:27:25] What?

[01:27:27] What?

[01:27:29] What?

[01:27:31] You must be f**king...

[01:27:33] You must be bringing a friend, y'all.

[01:27:35] What?

[01:27:37] No, that's...

[01:27:39] Well, look who I'm bringing with us, bro.

[01:27:41] Just in case s**t gets serious out there.

[01:27:43] I need a movie.

[01:27:45] Bro, chat.

[01:27:47] I need everyone to be

[01:27:49] on their best sucking by chance.

[01:27:51] to be on their best sucking behavior today.

[01:27:53] I'm not kidding, right, bro?

[01:27:55] I can't suck alone.

[01:27:56] I'm deadass.

[01:27:57] Last time I had three people.

[01:27:58] It was me, Leigh, Lacey, and you, I think.

[01:28:01] No, I don't do it.

[01:28:01] It was me, Lacey, and who else?

[01:28:03] Someone else sucked.

[01:28:04] Bopey?

[01:28:05] Yeah, he's a good sucker.

[01:28:06] I'm not an unloak, dude.

[01:28:07] He's around.

[01:28:08] Yo, I need someone to help me suck, though, to that.

[01:28:11] It took about, like, I think it was eight minutes.

[01:28:13] So this might take 17 minutes.

[01:28:16] This might take 20 minutes of just...

[01:28:18] That'll probably take a while.

[01:28:20] But it's gonna hit

[01:28:27] Ready

[01:28:31] Gilly and woes get to suck it. Who can I get to help me suck today though? I need help

[01:28:37] Well, God, I do

[01:28:41] It took 10 minutes and 58 seconds to meet the liquid in my mouth last time from adapts room to Lacey's

[01:28:46] I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest with you.

[01:28:52] This is going downhill, so we have a little bit of momentum.

[01:28:56] I don't need Luke, please, I don't need Lucas for this, we don't need Lucas for every

[01:29:04] single time.

[01:29:05] Are you guys going downhill or up there?

[01:29:06] Down the hill.

[01:29:07] Is Yugi, I mean I could ask him, is he home?

[01:29:08] No.

[01:29:09] Where is he?

[01:29:10] I mean, I could ask him.

[01:29:13] Is he home?

[01:29:14] No.

[01:29:15] Where is he?

[01:29:16] I don't know if he said this.

[01:29:20] Where is he?

[01:29:23] Obviously, I'm not going to say it.

[01:29:26] Dude, you got...

[01:29:28] They're saying Marlon just died again.

[01:29:31] No, he didn't.

[01:29:32] So I'm going to call him and tell him I got to him.

[01:29:34] Bro, they're never going to beat it.

[01:29:35] He's not going to make it.

[01:29:36] First birthday guy.

[01:29:38] What the?

[01:29:40] Hey yo, Beth.

[01:29:42] I can't load it, bro. I got no internet.

[01:29:46] I just want internet.

[01:29:48] Don't worry about it, bro.

[01:29:50] Grab a robber.

[01:29:52] Oh, yes.

[01:29:54] Did he actually die?

[01:29:56] I have no internet in my house.

[01:29:58] Oh my God, he did die.

[01:30:00] Bro, have they even been to the Nether yet?

[01:30:02] Welcome to the Nether.

[01:30:04] I was spanking up from the skilleteam.

[01:30:06] I was so fucked when I played that night.

[01:30:09] Like, I was only stream snipers.

[01:30:11] Like, the stream snipers had like a 100% rate of getting

[01:30:14] into every single lobby when they played out, like,

[01:30:15] D-Ven-Hours.

[01:30:16] I was watching the last night.

[01:30:17] They got, like, so many second places to get the kids

[01:30:21] just to wait till they're the last two.

[01:30:23] You hear them?

[01:30:24] I'm reading their news.

[01:30:27] No, it's incorrect.

[01:30:28] I didn't go quick.

[01:30:29] I didn't go quick, too.

[01:30:30] I don't think they're going to read it.

[01:30:31] Chad, I'm not even trying to be a hater.

[01:30:33] I told I don't think it's possible

[01:30:36] They're getting way further than I would have ever

[01:30:40] No, they've never played hardcore Minecraft. Yeah, I don't think they'll be a whole different game

[01:30:44] I think they need to dub for tonight and it was on for like a day and just go get just play hardcore Minecraft

[01:30:50] They've never beat it. They've never beat it

[01:30:54] After I think they they dubbed the other two and then get reps

[01:30:57] They want to say like do good at it and beat it once

[01:31:00] Yeah, cuz like surely Marlin's gotten better at 4-9 by now. That's what Lacy said though.

[01:31:05] I see the shot, it's not. Lacy said he thinks Marlin got better at 4-9, but he actually clutched us.

[01:31:10] I was watching on the side, Lacy died like moving zone and Marlin killed the dude in a box and then they won the game.

[01:31:16] Like Marlin actually clutched it. Wait, I'll play it again? I'm watching on my stream now.

[01:31:24] You put it on the screen.

[01:31:30] Just play the clip, dumbass!

[01:31:37] Yo!

[01:31:40] Is he in the net?

[01:31:42] No, it's just in the cave.

[01:31:44] What is he doing?

[01:31:46] Is he skeleton?

[01:31:48] Bro, what is he...

[01:31:50] Yo! Yo! Yo!

[01:31:55] No! No!

[01:31:57] Okay, he's actually a law school. He's just

[01:32:22] Damn

[01:32:23] Stay everyone all the Loki got the fucking undisclosed cheetah print on the front of his car y'all

[01:32:28] Is this that new Jason the ween shit?

[01:32:32] Watermarks you can someone uh, I can say who said like a toy for forge carbon

[01:32:41] Way who

[01:32:43] Cheers!

[01:32:45] I'm gonna have some on air.

[01:32:52] Holy shit, it kind of feels like a sauna for Thanos in here.

[01:32:55] It does feel like a sauna for soundproof things.

[01:33:00] Now how do you click the cold buttons over us?

[01:33:03] Um, because I'm fucking him.

[01:33:08] Oh wait, let me show you which one you're going to.

[01:33:10] here Pepsi shut that shit in my fuckin thing in my my my thing

[01:33:17] well last time we were in this car but we had unpacked the tongue tongue tongue

[01:33:21] so you okay yeah

[01:33:26] yeah well I remember you told me your girlfriend got a curling iron burn on

[01:33:31] her neck and that she's also sleeping for 30 hours but it's okay and I'm not

[01:33:36] Hey, you're gonna be just okay

[01:33:42] This is the air gonna go out of what I think it's a joke here right now

[01:33:46] Oh, no way it's three hours away San Diego just put the wrong one. Oh we're headed to Broward this oh

[01:33:55] My dumb ass thought that shit was a operate

[01:33:59] I'm not allowed the memes are too funny right now

[01:34:01] Oh god, I love that recently one.

[01:34:03] All right, tic-tac is just a brief.

[01:34:05] Oh.

[01:34:06] Tic-tac's a brief one, bro.

[01:34:09] Hold on.

[01:34:11] Hey Siri, call Lacey.

[01:34:16] Calling Lacey.

[01:34:17] Let's try this troll.

[01:34:20] Say congrats on my name, Rachman.

[01:34:25] You're gonna be like, I saw you guys run Minecraft.

[01:34:29] Yo!

[01:34:30] I saw you guys are finally on Minecraft, bro. You beat wars on your brief fortnight. Make this one count, bro

[01:34:36] I called you earlier today to hype you up, bro, and I just want to say I'm proud of y'all, bro

[01:34:41] Make this one count. Let's fucking finish strong so we could go to Marlin's dad

[01:34:47] Pardon I just got to the warden

[01:34:51] You died to the warden

[01:34:53] No, Marlin died to a fucking skeleton

[01:34:57] Yeah, I'm gonna be the guy to tell you bro. Lacey

[01:35:00] Call me a hater and whatever you want to say, you guys have never played Hardcore Minecraft.

[01:35:05] It's probably going to take you 50 attempts to just learn it.

[01:35:09] If Marlin is dying to the overworld, what's going to happen when he goes to the Nether?

[01:35:13] What's going to happen when-

[01:35:14] Yeah, that's not- I know that, I'm understanding that, but like-

[01:35:19] Well, you'll be the Nether's not hard for you!

[01:35:22] What do you mean?

[01:35:23] Bro, bro, Marlin, I'm sorry, bro, but you're just-

[01:35:27] Bro, bro, bro, he's saying the Nether's not hard for him.

[01:35:31] Not sure.

[01:35:33] Yeah, bro.

[01:35:33] I've gotta see-

[01:35:35] Yo, uh, I don't think at this rate you guys are actually gonna be done on his birthday, so...

[01:35:40] No, I don't really- I'm really much confident in this run, too, but like, I just- I think, how did he die here?

[01:35:45] Uh, well, I watched it, actually. He just ran off.

[01:35:50] Okay.

[01:35:51] And it happened, so you got hit by half a heart. That's not a lot.

[01:35:54] I

[01:35:57] Do not blow up hearts

[01:36:04] Other I

[01:36:06] I can't stop off on his eyes

[01:36:11] Well, do any advice for like my craft actually like is there a way I can like crush him

[01:36:18] There's I'm telling you and I told you before you started to stream

[01:36:21] I'm not trying to be a hater and I'm not trying to do this like fake motivation equals

[01:36:25] Oh start getting motivated to prove me wrong

[01:36:28] I don't think it's possible

[01:36:30] Because of the fact you guys have never played hardcore Minecraft for real when you actually are gonna play it like you are now

[01:36:36] It's gonna take if it took you like 60 or 50 attempts last time for a fake hardcore Minecraft and this is a he's right moment

[01:36:43] What's gonna happen when you actually play the game?

[01:36:45] You guys are going to need to do at least like 50 runs before you finally succeed

[01:36:51] It's it's gonna take you forever and if they've read your guys are going at is in the last 48 hours

[01:36:56] You've been on Minecraft three times. We should be expecting to see you beat the game by January 19th, 2027

[01:37:04] So you're gonna miss GTA 6 you're gonna miss my birthday. You're gonna miss streamer awards

[01:37:09] You're gonna miss Marlin's birthday. You're gonna miss core goes to Japan

[01:37:14] Yeah, you're gonna miss a lot. So I

[01:37:18] Don't think this is possible

[01:37:21] Maybe I'm wrong

[01:37:24] I mean you tell me this

[01:37:26] Marlin's got to be wrong guys

[01:37:28] That's what I was waiting for

[01:37:30] We're gonna be done with it

[01:37:32] We're gonna be done by his birthday

[01:37:34] I'll lock any amount of money

[01:37:36] that when you guys go through the

[01:37:38] nether portal Marlin will die

[01:37:40] within probably 20 minutes of being in the nether

[01:37:43] What's hard about the nether?

[01:37:45] Well, let's see the random holes

[01:37:47] Sometimes you get really tired

[01:37:49] You have to sleep a lot

[01:37:51] Let's see getting the ender pearls aware getting the blaze rods aware

[01:37:56] Let's just say it took me and jinxie like 10

[01:38:00] 15 runs for just to get get it properly Marlin said he's done a Marlin said he's done all this before

[01:38:09] Get Marlin bro when you get to the nether bro make sure you sleep you get more hunger and more food and more HP

[01:38:19] Marlin wants to know, Marlin wants to ask you Ron, what's so much harder about the

[01:38:25] nethering, hardcore than regular?

[01:38:28] Let's see, everything wants to fucking kill you and they want to do a thousand H-M-A.

[01:38:33] Yo, Marlin, you get hit by the blaze, even hit by him, it does like fucking five hearts

[01:38:39] on Iron Armor.

[01:38:40] I can hear him yelling, can you hear that?

[01:38:45] I heard it for a second.

[01:38:48] Okay, let's go get up back on Warsaw March 12th.

[01:38:51] Let's get back on Warsaw March 12th.

[01:38:53] You're called Marlon and wish him a happy birthday now.

[01:38:56] Let's see if he picks up.

[01:39:03] Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

[01:39:11] The person you're trying to reach is not available.

[01:39:14] At the tone, please record your message.

[01:39:17] When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

[01:39:19] Happy birthday!

[01:39:22] Happy birthday to you!

[01:39:26] Happy birthday to you!

[01:39:30] Happy birthday to Marlon!

[01:39:36] Happy birthday to you!

[01:39:40] Yo, it's your friend, stableernoto, bro.

[01:39:42] I just want to wish you a happy fucking birthday, bro.

[01:39:44] And, um, yeah, I love you, man.

[01:39:46] Guys, go tell them to check his voicemails.

[01:39:49] You gotta get the audio going, it's gonna sound insane.

[01:39:54] Bro, wait.

[01:39:56] Oh my god, there's traffic because it's fucking school, bro.

[01:39:59] It's looking the hell, son.

[01:40:01] Oh my god, there's school right now so kids are just getting out of... ooh?

[01:40:05] It's bad, boss.

[01:40:07] Oh my god, bro.

[01:40:10] I'm getting a phone call.

[01:40:13] Happy birthday to you!

[01:40:18] Happy birthday to you!

[01:40:24] Happy birthday, dear Marlon!

[01:40:30] Happy birthday to you!

[01:40:34] Happy birthday, Mar!

[01:40:37] It's not my fucking birthday.

[01:40:42] Yo, can I ask you a question, like please bro, for once, please, listen.

[01:40:46] Yep.

[01:40:48] What, like...

[01:40:50] I don't get... Can you like, talk me through... Bro, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not failing because it's a hardcore microphone, I'm failing because I make stupid mistakes, like, literally the most stupid mistakes.

[01:41:03] Don't, I don't know what to do, I'm much like stupid as fuck.

[01:41:06] Not a genuinely.

[01:41:10] Marlon, I'm gonna be rude, bro.

[01:41:12] Yeah, that'd be real. You'll be real. Yes

[01:41:17] You are never beating this

[01:41:20] I

[01:41:22] You want me to be honest with you listen don't take offense

[01:41:25] You don't do that don't move in this no

[01:41:27] I told you upstream you guys aren't gonna meet it because you guys have never played hardcore Minecraft

[01:41:31] I'm dead ass serious stop getting fucking gas like by your chat saying oh, no use this as hype up, bro

[01:41:36] You could beat it. I just don't think you guys are gonna be with it in the next like two weeks

[01:41:40] I'm gonna be honest with you

[01:41:42] So it's because we need to try and try and try and try and try and learn it. I can really learn it.

[01:41:46] Honestly, this might be a he's right moment, but you keep playing hardcore Minecraft until you get close, and then you play the other games until you understand it, maybe.

[01:41:57] It's not a bad shout, it just takes so long. Like you know what I'm saying? It's a lot of hate, kid.

[01:42:01] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. Marlin, smell the coffee in the morning it's waking up. Is that the saying? I don't know. Is that it?

[01:42:08] Um, yo, it's not gonna happen, bro. I really, I want you to guys to win, but

[01:42:15] No exaggeration. There's not a world where you make your birthday. I don't believe you are.

[01:42:21] I think it'll take you more than four days, chat facts or not. Like, I think it'll take you guys more than four days.

[01:42:28] Just because we like, so you got all the three games from now, the hardest part is learning Minecraft again, like a hardcore.

[01:42:34] For sure because for my lucky you get a win right you have a delay whatever war zone you can do the same exact thing you can

[01:42:41] Respawn

[01:42:42] Bro minecraft yo you get one chance you fuck it up. It's jover and you guys haven't gone to the overworld yet

[01:42:50] Huh

[01:42:52] Jesus

[01:42:56] Underwear

[01:42:58] Fuck, Dora.

[01:43:02] Generally, bro, I don't think it's gonna happen, bro.

[01:43:04] And I'm about to do the world's longest stroll, and I need help sucking, bro, and I can't

[01:43:08] have my friends there.

[01:43:10] Bruh.

[01:43:11] Yeah, bro.

[01:43:12] It's a bra moment.

[01:43:13] I'm on the seed, Dora.

[01:43:14] You might what?

[01:43:15] I'm on the seeding.

[01:43:16] Yeah, I would too.

[01:43:17] That's why I told you guys I would never even do this challenge.

[01:43:28] It's honestly, now this is the take.

[01:43:31] It's low key more miserable than fun I feel like.

[01:43:33] You guys have to play fucking war zone.

[01:43:36] No, I know, I know.

[01:43:38] That's like a torture method, bro.

[01:43:50] All right, bro, well, I'll see you when we go to Japan.

[01:43:55] All right, bro.

[01:43:57] I'm lucky.

[01:44:00] I don't know, what do you think, bro?

[01:44:01] What's up?

[01:44:02] Do you think that the...

[01:44:03] Is that a kid in the fucking road?

[01:44:05] Oh my gosh!

[01:44:07] Oh Jesus Christ, bro, school's crazy.

[01:44:12] Bro, what did I tell the crosswalking guy to get out of the road, bro?

[01:44:15] Gosh!

[01:44:17] You think they're gonna be dinner now?

[01:44:19] Dude, it's not gonna be easy this type of a while.

[01:44:21] Burger in the street?

[01:44:22] Is that fucking burger?

[01:44:23] What the shit?

[01:44:24] Wait, there's an elementary school here?

[01:44:33] How many schools are around us, jeez?

[01:44:35] Oh, is that your girlfriend walking in the back?

[01:44:38] That's not my girlfriend, right?

[01:44:40] Girlfriend's in middle school.

[01:44:42] Oh, this guy's in the middle of the road on a bike with no helmet.

[01:44:45] Oh!

[01:44:47] Wow!

[01:44:49] Um...

[01:44:51] What, are we gridlocked?

[01:44:53] Looks like they've got some fresh pavement over there

[01:45:01] Bro, I just want to suck bro. I'm just ready

[01:45:06] I'm ready to fucking suck chat. Can I get a retweet?

[01:45:09] Right, I alerted every person in my chat, but Pepsi to suck and they're all just waiting patiently

[01:45:18] Hi hungry, I'm wrong

[01:45:20] Wait, does this home D-Pod have enough tubes?

[01:45:22] I hope so.

[01:45:23] We might have to get like a few different sizes of tubes and get couplers to like attach them together type of feet.

[01:45:29] Okay, okay.

[01:45:30] I think we'll be good.

[01:45:31] Okay, okay, he's right.

[01:45:32] We'll have at least a few hundred feet up to half inch.

[01:45:35] Then maybe we'll have to swap to quarter inch.

[01:45:37] Is half inch really not enough?

[01:45:39] Let's talk about it then.

[01:45:42] Cause those dildos that I got from the PO box made me very insecure.

[01:45:46] What about you, Lace?

[01:45:48] Do you have a long Peter down there?

[01:45:51] Do you?

[01:45:54] Bro, they do? I feel like you have like a long skinny weenie.

[01:46:00] Do you have a long skinny wiener?

[01:46:06] Wait, so do you have a long skinny wiener?

[01:46:11] Is that Trevor?

[01:46:13] The fuck?

[01:46:16] Bro, do you have a long weenie or not, bro? Are you insecure?

[01:46:19] Let me just check it out, bro.

[01:46:20] Damn, bro.

[01:46:22] Bro, just come here, bro. Let me play with it.

[01:46:24] Do you ever just, like, swing it around or no?

[01:46:26] I swear I just saw Highlight, bro.

[01:46:29] Chad, who would win in a world of Highlights or Outlaw?

[01:46:33] Who's the worst mod I have?

[01:46:34] What do you think Outlaw looks like?

[01:46:36] I don't want to know it ruined my immersion.

[01:46:38] Like, when I met Rock, it ruined everything.

[01:46:39] Well, what does, like, Outlaw look like in your head?

[01:46:42] Like you always got you like picture somebody how that probably looks like a nerd a geek just like

[01:46:47] Like glasses and just like oh Ron you got to do this

[01:46:50] I think Scorpi's like fat Nemo's like this short stubby Indian kid. I've already met him ruin my immersion

[01:46:58] Juns I could already tell it's just like a dork that just sits on a computer all day

[01:47:01] He probably like was super racist on Xbox back in the day

[01:47:07] That's really the only important ones I'm not gonna lie everyone else is a chud

[01:47:10] Wow, what do you think I look like you think he's like a Chad?

[01:47:14] I don't know like high-vives like high-vives has a aura little key

[01:47:18] I don't have described it. Yeah, hi Brian. It's right. They wait good

[01:47:24] Yeah

[01:47:26] But ladies you're just so cool brides. Thank you. Did you work at Hollister once?

[01:47:31] Did we like a Hollister model?

[01:47:33] No

[01:47:35] No, we're good luck though. Oh, we're good luck. Oh go fuck yourself pussy

[01:47:41] Sorry, I get I get my emotions better than my motion. Yeah

[01:47:46] Do I think I've gotten like a tumor in my head? I'm not kidding. Why do I stutter so much now when I scream?

[01:47:51] It's because you smoked.

[01:47:52] Are you serious?

[01:47:53] Yeah, snorting all your fucking snot into your brain.

[01:47:56] Yeah, that too.

[01:47:57] Not even trolling.

[01:47:58] Should I start doing my daily reading logs?

[01:47:59] Nah, we're good all set.

[01:48:02] Bro, what if we're having a Kai's mind, by the way?

[01:48:05] I saw that tweet yesterday too.

[01:48:07] You did?

[01:48:08] Same one as you.

[01:48:09] saw that that's what I'm saying like bro I used to be updated on my reading future me will love my reading

[01:48:15] good comment by him Jack don't worry we're only 90 minutes away this is exactly why I think we should

[01:48:22] start investing in like like you know those bikes with seats on the side dude those are two side

[01:48:27] cars dude no no the is that what it's called it's a bike but it has like a side car we need one

[01:48:32] of those we go through traffic but you're like recording from the bottom wait it's actually

[01:48:36] Genius we should go buy one how much are those but the issue is that's not gonna fit through you're not gonna be able to you know

[01:48:43] Swim you'll just squeeze through traffic man, bro. They call me squeeze now though. Of course we could do that

[01:48:49] You could just get like a really long water cycle

[01:48:52] Work it by a limousine

[01:48:55] Why don't we will ride in limousines anymore?

[01:48:59] Is it just like out of fashion?

[01:49:01] Why is it made back never made a limousine?

[01:49:04] That'd be a smart investment

[01:49:06] I don't know.

[01:49:08] The Missions are kind of cool though.

[01:49:10] I've never been in one.

[01:49:11] I've been in like one.

[01:49:12] You've been in a limo.

[01:49:13] Me?

[01:49:14] Yes.

[01:49:15] Yeah, maybe in GTA with fucking Trevor and Jesse.

[01:49:17] We've been in a limo together, bro.

[01:49:20] To what?

[01:49:21] To the, uh, the Storm Rewards last year.

[01:49:24] I wasn't in that.

[01:49:25] Yeah, you were.

[01:49:26] We were all in it.

[01:49:27] We probably weren't because we went early for the red carpet.

[01:49:29] Yeah, we went for the red carpet.

[01:49:30] Oh my God.

[01:49:31] Damn, we were all in the limo and you were...

[01:49:33] Sound God you guys were in a limo. We had a limo

[01:49:38] Damn, we never told the limo driver that we didn't need to be picked up

[01:49:42] He called me at like 4 a.m. He's like hey you guys coming out soon. Oh, yeah, I'll say yeah, bro

[01:49:47] We left a long time ago

[01:49:50] For a M

[01:49:53] He stayed at the place. Yeah

[01:49:55] No, we were still coming

[01:49:57] Bro, it's a limo cool, I've never really been in one.

[01:50:01] I think I've only been in one, maybe when I was like in fifth grade.

[01:50:03] We should do like a stretch hummer this year, those are tough.

[01:50:07] What is that?

[01:50:08] The hummer.

[01:50:09] A stretch hummer?

[01:50:10] Yeah, like the hummer limo.

[01:50:12] I don't know what that is.

[01:50:13] Never seen one of those?

[01:50:14] A hummer limo?

[01:50:15] What?

[01:50:16] Am I stupid?

[01:50:17] Do you know what that is?

[01:50:18] It's like a hummer.

[01:50:19] It's like a stretch hummer.

[01:50:20] Hummer is like a jeep type of thing, isn't it?

[01:50:21] Yeah.

[01:50:22] There's a limo?

[01:50:23] Yeah, look up.

[01:50:24] I can't look up, I'm driving.

[01:50:26] I don't even have service on my fucking phone.

[01:50:30] I'm not kidding.

[01:50:31] I feel like the phones nowadays are bullshit.

[01:50:35] They're taking all of our brain power and they're selling it to fucking me.

[01:50:38] Something's going wrong.

[01:50:40] It's how the fuck did my phone stop working as the years go on?

[01:50:47] I swear my phone used to be way more powerful.

[01:50:55] Yeah, just waiting for, you know, red light maybe so I can show you some.

[01:51:00] Bro, I have triple T, right next to me bro, keep me safe, he's shit.

[01:51:03] Oh, thank you.

[01:51:05] He's actually keeping me safe, bro, this is like my good luck charm.

[01:51:07] When I was working out yesterday, yes, I went to the gym.

[01:51:10] I was hanging out at triple T, bro, he told me, like, midway, he whispered in my ear,

[01:51:13] he's like, bro, you worked hard enough, you could stop now.

[01:51:16] Go show me chicken.

[01:51:18] Sorry, my eye's locked on.

[01:51:20] Why don't we open up a gas station?

[01:51:23] Everyone needs gas in their cars why wouldn't we just open up our own that's true. Is that illegal?

[01:51:29] No, you gotta get the right permits and shit though. How do you even mine gas?

[01:51:35] If it's a fucking bear

[01:51:37] You just dig a really deep hole. They're saying of course. Why?

[01:51:43] Sorry, I want to make money girl. God, what do you guys want me to do bro?

[01:51:48] Don't worry Pepsi. I wouldn't avoid it that I've got carbon ceramic brakes

[01:51:51] Wait, do you know why I said it was?

[01:51:53] Oh, because I said I wanted to open up a gas station.

[01:51:55] Yeah, of course.

[01:51:56] Of course.

[01:51:57] Is that a joke?

[01:51:59] Who made the first joke saying that I was like...

[01:52:01] I mean, who started that?

[01:52:03] You did.

[01:52:04] No, genuinely, it was not me.

[01:52:06] Who was it?

[01:52:07] Someone started it around and then ran with it.

[01:52:09] Chick-fil-A.

[01:52:10] No way Chick-fil-A made that joke.

[01:52:12] Should we hear Russell's secret whistle?

[01:52:14] That's Russell right there.

[01:52:16] Alright, we're here to chat.

[01:52:19] We're here, Chad.

[01:52:20] Oh, there's a grocery store right here too.

[01:52:21] Perfect.

[01:52:22] Sweeeeeeep!

[01:52:24] What else they got for food?

[01:52:26] Maybe a burger game?

[01:52:32] Whee!

[01:52:33] Whee!

[01:52:34] Whee!

[01:52:35] Whee!

[01:52:36] Stretch hum.

[01:52:36] That's a real thing.

[01:52:38] Bro, they're like giant inside too.

[01:52:39] Has anyone ever seen that?

[01:52:41] I've never seen that on the road.

[01:52:42] I don't think I've ever seen that on the road either.

[01:52:43] It's like a limo, but better, you know.

[01:52:47] I've never seen that.

[01:52:49] So what we get drunk?

[01:52:51] I heard that's like what your school bus was in Cherry Hill.

[01:52:53] No, my school bus was like literally the size of like this car.

[01:52:58] I miss that bus, bro. I used to have a lot of friends on there.

[01:53:03] They always used to communicate.

[01:53:07] We should do a stream Pepsi where we take down flock cameras until we get arrested.

[01:53:11] A little bit.

[01:53:12] Which has a good idea or a bad idea. Do you think we'd get like shot?

[01:53:16] Holy, my trimmer is this truck super long.

[01:53:19] Yeah, it is.

[01:53:20] What in the fuck?

[01:53:21] Yeah, right?

[01:53:22] Super.

[01:53:23] That's a fucking long ass, that's a T-Banks ass truck.

[01:53:26] Yeah, that shit kinda looks like a T-Banks vlog camera for a T-Banks cup truck.

[01:53:32] Bro.

[01:53:33] That should look like a slimmer.

[01:53:36] Careful.

[01:53:37] There's a no.

[01:53:38] There's a no.

[01:53:39] She kinda does look like T-Banks though.

[01:53:40] She doesn't look like T-Banks, though.

[01:53:44] She looks like a toy for bad eyes.

[01:53:46] Dude, that means that she's good.

[01:53:48] He's trying to ignore her.

[01:53:50] He's trying to ignore her, bro.

[01:53:52] Alright, we're here.

[01:53:59] Oh, shit.

[01:54:03] Do I just, like, have a broken phone?

[01:54:10] You got a matter?

[01:54:11] John.

[01:54:15] I mean bro, this is what I've been looking at for the last like hour and a half.

[01:54:19] Do you have a sweet phone?

[01:54:20] I'm not gonna throw my fucking phone. My shit doesn't work.

[01:54:22] Sorry, chat.

[01:54:24] If you guys are talking bro, I can't see it.

[01:54:26] You're not talking anything.

[01:54:27] This has been no movement at all.

[01:54:29] Yeah, no one's been talking anything to you like.

[01:54:32] Am I even live?

[01:54:33] Why not?

[01:54:35] Dude, nothing's opening. Oh god, nothing's opening. This is the worst.

[01:54:38] I'm not gonna throw my fucking phone. I'm not even kidding.

[01:54:39] I do think it'll be slimeable.

[01:54:41] Just pay attention to the bitrate probably.

[01:54:44] How you doing?

[01:54:46] What's going on, bro?

[01:54:48] This is fucking home to the B-Pop.

[01:54:50] Alright, Chad.

[01:54:52] We're here for one thing and one couple of things and a couple of things.

[01:54:54] They're already setting up Halloween decorations.

[01:54:57] I hope you got a fire, bro.

[01:54:59] Halloween is the best year of the month.

[01:55:01] Bro, I can't believe we're on the fucking...

[01:55:03] We're on the way.

[01:55:04] Bro, I know.

[01:55:05] We gotta get happy endings when we're out there.

[01:55:07] Oh my god.

[01:55:08] Yeah, bro, I'm not alive.

[01:55:09] Happy ending.

[01:55:10] I'm in Japan, right?

[01:55:11] What happens?

[01:55:11] You don't have a girlfriend, bro.

[01:55:13] What's your web year?

[01:55:14] Bro.

[01:55:16] You're going to tell us something.

[01:55:19] Really good.

[01:55:21] Boppa.

[01:55:22] Where are you?

[01:55:24] Classic.

[01:55:26] Ah, the life.

[01:55:29] The life.

[01:55:32] Is the bit rate good?

[01:55:34] Yeah, for now, but I'm going to have to get the app.

[01:55:37] Might have to hit the little Wi-Fi.

[01:55:42] Nah, we're on the camera.

[01:55:44] Huh? Yeah, you can connect, though.

[01:55:48] Hey, Betsy, where is it at?

[01:55:51] How you doing? Desher?

[01:55:54] Wait, do we need a cart?

[01:55:56] Probably.

[01:55:57] Gege.

[01:56:07] I wish we had a car

[01:56:10] We might need a car bro. I want to get a car

[01:56:20] This fire

[01:56:26] All right, bro, look at all these tubes you see this

[01:56:29] Hey, I've done such convenient timing, wow.

[01:56:36] Say thank you, he ran away, he de-spawned.

[01:56:40] Whoa, what is this? Is this what I'm sucking out of?

[01:56:44] Look at this strong man over there.

[01:56:47] How many of these do we need that?

[01:56:53] I don't know, we need 750 feet.

[01:56:56] So each one is about how much?

[01:56:58] How much?

[01:56:59] These are, I think, ten.

[01:57:00] Yeah.

[01:57:01] I'll see.

[01:57:02] Do I say on God?

[01:57:03] Yeah.

[01:57:04] Nine.

[01:57:05] Seven.

[01:57:06] Eleven.

[01:57:07] Twelve.

[01:57:08] Thirteen.

[01:57:09] Seventeen.

[01:57:10] This looks like different legs for my trumpet.

[01:57:11] Oh, this is, uh, ten feet.

[01:57:12] This is...

[01:57:13] Ten.

[01:57:14] Like, five feet.

[01:57:15] Okay.

[01:57:16] Okay.

[01:57:17] Okay.

[01:57:18] Okay.

[01:57:19] Okay.

[01:57:20] Okay.

[01:57:21] Okay.

[01:57:22] Okay.

[01:57:23] Okay.

[01:57:24] Okay.

[01:57:25] Okay.

[01:57:26] 10

[01:57:28] Like fucking trippin'?

[01:57:29] Oh no

[01:57:30] Wait so we need 75 of these?

[01:57:33] Okay

[01:57:34] Okay, 20

[01:57:35] 20

[01:57:36] 20 foot

[01:57:37] Each one of those is 20?

[01:57:39] Yeah

[01:57:39] Oh is that 200?

[01:57:40] Okay

[01:57:42] Let's sit here

[01:57:43] These are 10, do I get the 10?

[01:57:45] Yeah

[01:57:47] What's the name of this here?

[01:57:49] Why does this look different?

[01:57:50] Like fucking trippin'

[01:57:52] GG bro

[01:57:53] Actually dumb

[01:57:54] Wait

[01:57:55] These are thicker, fuck these ones.

[01:57:58] We don't want the thick ones.

[01:57:59] We want the skinny ones that are teeny small.

[01:58:05] Well, what about those ones?

[01:58:06] Look.

[01:58:06] They look to troll us a little bit.

[01:58:07] Those are giant, bro.

[01:58:13] Bro, no, no, we're not giving up, bro.

[01:58:14] Can I suck on?

[01:58:15] What else can I suck on?

[01:58:17] You can do these ones.

[01:58:17] That's what we did last time.

[01:58:18] Can I see what we got last time?

[01:58:20] How long are those?

[01:58:22] 25, I think.

[01:58:23] Each?

[01:58:23] Yeah.

[01:58:25] So, can we connect all this now?

[01:58:27] Yeah.

[01:58:30] That's 100.

[01:58:33] 200.

[01:58:35] That's kind of crazy.

[01:58:36] 325.

[01:58:38] This is 325.

[01:58:39] Yeah.

[01:58:40] Oh, hold on, now hold.

[01:58:41] That's like almost half.

[01:58:43] Do we have more of that?

[01:58:46] I don't know, man.

[01:58:48] 325.

[01:58:50] Can we suck on the black ones right here?

[01:58:52] What is that?

[01:58:53] We want to see it we want to see it going through

[01:58:56] 80 so 325 plus 80

[01:59:01] 325 plus 80 is 405 425 425

[01:59:06] Oh fuck bro

[01:59:10] Chad look around you see anything we can suck on

[01:59:13] Actually

[01:59:17] That's 20

[01:59:25] I don't think we can ever do this

[01:59:28] Let's just a map here

[01:59:31] Get the long ones

[01:59:37] Suck on the black ones 585 we need like 200 more feet 585

[01:59:42] Right here 20 foot clear half inch outer diameter is that not suck enough right? No no no

[01:59:58] We can look for a little you know a coupler over here that maybe goes a coupler. Oh my god

[02:00:05] All right, so the couple there I would say this is also where we're gonna get a little

[02:00:09] No, no, no.

[02:00:11] No.

[02:00:12] It's the same looking good, man.

[02:00:13] But why is it looking good?

[02:00:14] We don't.

[02:00:15] We only got one.

[02:00:18] Nine.

[02:00:19] Nine!

[02:00:20] That's not enough, man.

[02:00:23] No.

[02:00:24] It's really bad.

[02:00:25] Wait, so what do we do?

[02:00:28] Let's see what else they got here.

[02:00:30] We got some...

[02:00:31] We can just grab the phone and scream.

[02:00:33] Oh, yeah.

[02:00:34] I'm actually gonna do it.

[02:00:35] Don't like hide and shit.

[02:00:36] Hey, what do we do?

[02:00:37] We pretend to be employees.

[02:00:38] You can pretend to be employees and like skill-strip people.

[02:00:43] That means that he's basically a summer farm.

[02:00:48] Let's try and figure this out, man.

[02:00:57] Last quick question.

[02:01:02] Okay.

[02:01:08] So we're building the world's longest straw

[02:01:14] Like we're gonna build the world one. It's about 700 feet. Okay, so these are the tubes that we have

[02:01:19] We're not about all the tubes, but we need the thing that connects them, but it seems to be you guys only have nine

[02:01:30] Which one you need that

[02:01:32] Are there any double bar converters that go from like half inch to like 3 8 inch or anything like that?

[02:01:43] There's nothing to catch.

[02:01:45] Because I see a 3 8 splicer, but there's no...

[02:01:47] Yeah, but the thing is we have to create a splicer that we need a converter.

[02:01:50] Well, you could also go with...

[02:01:58] There's a lot of options here.

[02:01:59] Well, you got a lot of options in there, for sure.

[02:02:01] So let's see we can go with

[02:02:16] That's not a bad shout that's a good idea. See you can go with something like that's not bad 20

[02:02:21] That's 20?

[02:02:23] Yeah, that's 20 packs, you know, you got those.

[02:02:25] For that right there, you probably want to, you know,

[02:02:27] actually, I don't know what size you got.

[02:02:29] What size is it?

[02:02:30] What size is that? We have multiple.

[02:02:31] Half inch?

[02:02:32] Half inch.

[02:02:33] Well, this is half inch right here.

[02:02:34] Do you have any more of these clear tubes?

[02:02:36] We might need, like, a hundred feet more.

[02:02:39] Sorry, but I think I'm out of it.

[02:02:41] You just got a little bit of here.

[02:02:43] But the good news is you can definitely do something like,

[02:02:46] you know, switch the range.

[02:02:48] We could go a little shorter.

[02:02:50] Well, a little shorter you could also go a little bit bigger and you know each other better.

[02:02:54] What, what, what?

[02:02:55] You said wrong.

[02:02:56] What?

[02:02:57] You said three eighths inch interdiamond.

[02:03:00] We can't use that?

[02:03:03] We've got a little more matrix diameter over here.

[02:03:06] Interdiamond or out of diameter?

[02:03:08] Yeah, that's right.

[02:03:09] That's a fucked up, fucked up.

[02:03:11] Remember, this is what happens to a reality streamer.

[02:03:14] They want to see the reality of it.

[02:03:15] So this is going to happen.

[02:03:16] Not everything is just easy.

[02:03:17] This is the reality of real life.

[02:03:18] Sometimes you have to go over overcome.

[02:03:19] Hardcomes and hardships and then you get to see what happens and this is the best park is at the end

[02:03:22] It's gonna feel even better. It's really bad. Oh my god

[02:03:24] We came through where almost didn't work, but I look he worked an hour chilling

[02:03:28] Where did he go? I just have to swap

[02:03:30] He just did spot. I just have to swap to 3-8

[02:03:33] Stop the 3-8 swap the 3-8

[02:03:36] swap the 3-8 fuck fuck fuck

[02:03:40] When he was explaining it I look at the chapter one

[02:03:43] Someone goes where the D's not spot come from

[02:03:46] This is super hot fire god

[02:03:59] Okay, what if we just did how fast can we go to kings and eat it me

[02:04:09] But my viewers bro, they came from the notifications. I need all suckers brother people that are waiting to suck waiting my

[02:04:16] It is not gone.

[02:04:17] The idea is not gone.

[02:04:18] It's just not there.

[02:04:19] It's just not there.

[02:04:20] We're playing in the motion now.

[02:04:21] Let me ask you a question, right?

[02:04:23] Now, Pepsi, can I ask you a quick question?

[02:04:26] What if...

[02:04:27] Now, hear me out.

[02:04:28] What if we start with a clear tube and then it goes to a dark tube so you can't see

[02:04:32] the liquid but then it ends in a clear tube so that you can see it?

[02:04:35] No.

[02:04:36] Oh, no.

[02:04:37] How are you doing, sir?

[02:04:38] How are you doing?

[02:04:39] Good.

[02:04:40] We're trying to build the world's longest straw and we're, like, stuck right now.

[02:04:43] We're trying to build a 700-foot straw.

[02:04:45] Wow.

[02:04:46] Yeah.

[02:04:47] Thank you.

[02:04:47] Yeah.

[02:04:49] And I am not good looking at something here.

[02:04:55] OK, nobody's hearing?

[02:04:56] What if we start with, like, a clear tube

[02:04:58] so you can see a move?

[02:04:59] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:05:00] And then midway, it's dark.

[02:05:01] You can't see it, but then it ends in clear

[02:05:03] so you can tell that it's real.

[02:05:04] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:05:05] I hear you.

[02:05:05] I just...

[02:05:06] Talk to me, bro!

[02:05:07] I'm trying to figure out an alternative!

[02:05:09] Oh, no.

[02:05:09] I'm just not the biggest fan of not being able to see it, bro.

[02:05:12] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[02:05:13] It just looks like...

[02:05:14] It just looks like...

[02:05:15] Like

[02:05:18] Hide some sort of pumping mechanism in the non-clear to us

[02:05:23] Like we don't want to do this and people like trying to debunk

[02:05:32] Okay

[02:05:35] Okay, let's think oh god, let's think right now. What's worst case scenario?

[02:05:39] I mean the worst case scenario someone comes in here with an assault rifle and shoots me.

[02:05:43] Second to worst.

[02:05:44] If you fucking don't break up your gopher, okay, third worst.

[02:05:48] We have to postpone this.

[02:05:49] I have to.

[02:05:50] Fourth worst.

[02:05:51] We will never postpone this.

[02:05:52] Oh, then we're chilling now.

[02:05:53] If we could do it today, we're chilling.

[02:05:55] Right.

[02:05:56] I alerted everyone who knows how to suck too, bro.

[02:05:58] Every single person that I know that follows me is ready to suck and I'm about to ruin

[02:06:02] it.

[02:06:03] Like, we need all suckers to suck on this.

[02:06:06] She about to be easy, bro.

[02:06:08] Pepsi, bro, are you sure we don't do the...

[02:06:12] We could just run around home people and shoot the fucking fire extinguishers everywhere.

[02:06:15] I mean, that's not even a bad idea.

[02:06:17] I mean...

[02:06:18] Like, that's a prank.

[02:06:19] I mean, bro, it's just content.

[02:06:21] I had to just dip.

[02:06:22] He just de-spawned.

[02:06:23] I gotta go do something.

[02:06:24] He's probably gonna fucking wrap that up.

[02:06:26] If we climb up there, we could find some more.

[02:06:28] Where? Well, I can climb.

[02:06:29] Okay, that's...

[02:06:31] Oh, wait, I see him.

[02:06:32] What? On God?

[02:06:33] There's something right there.

[02:06:34] Where?

[02:06:35] Where?

[02:06:36] Half inch inner diameter.

[02:06:37] Give me half inch, half inch.

[02:06:40] Give me half inch inner diameter.

[02:06:43] That's what right there.

[02:06:44] Second guy.

[02:06:44] Half inch, half inch, half inch.

[02:06:49] I don't see it.

[02:06:54] Let's see what we're at for just half inch though.

[02:06:56] Because there's no way we can convert it to a smaller tube.

[02:07:00] They don't got converters, bro.

[02:07:02] What are these?

[02:07:02] What are we working with, Nathan?

[02:07:04] Well, Betsy, we're working with, we're fucked!

[02:07:08] That was the majority of it, was the fucking 25 ones.

[02:07:10] Yeah, wait, wait, so perhaps, let me ask a question here.

[02:07:12] We're a little bit of gridlocked here.

[02:07:14] How come the ones we used last time, we can't use them this time?

[02:07:16] We can, they just don't have them here.

[02:07:17] Oh.

[02:07:18] Yeah.

[02:07:22] It's not like, fucking Bob yelling, bro.

[02:07:24] It's just like Aztec death whistle for the house.

[02:07:26] Oh, what the fuck are we doing?

[02:07:28] I can't take it.

[02:07:29] Hey, hey, hey.

[02:07:30] Are you doing anything?

[02:07:31] Wait, is that?

[02:07:31] Do you have to save someone who's trapped in there?

[02:07:33] Are you, are you, are you all right?

[02:07:36] Dude, he's hitting you out, bro.

[02:07:39] Oh, God, we can get you out, bro.

[02:07:42] Bro, what do we do, bro?

[02:07:45] Let it cry.

[02:07:46] That's all we got scanned.

[02:07:48] According to them, they have.

[02:07:50] Oh, they scan this?

[02:07:51] Yeah, they actually scan this.

[02:07:52] They get the entire meal for free then.

[02:07:54] Yeah.

[02:07:55] I'm mad.

[02:07:55] I'm actually mad.

[02:07:56] I'm not giving it a kid.

[02:07:57] What the fuck bro?

[02:07:58] Why can't we use those?

[02:08:01] Like actually though, why can't we use those?

[02:08:03] You buy the battle pass and max it out and then we get the people up to the back.

[02:08:06] You could just start punching people.

[02:08:08] You could just get evil.

[02:08:11] Thank you, actually.

[02:08:12] Finally.

[02:08:13] Alright, sorry about this.

[02:08:14] I'm not sure, I'm not sure if the fuck got him much.

[02:08:16] We're stuck, bro. We're actually stuck.

[02:08:29] Alright, let's get out of here, bro.

[02:08:40] Bro, I'm sick of this place.

[02:08:42] Wait, do we cop what we got?

[02:08:44] If anyone have service in here, I'm trying to let you do some shit.

[02:08:46] Yeah, there's kids. You can go to the guest room.

[02:08:50] They'd be like in a tank, so you can put them in there.

[02:08:52] Alright, y'all, uh, 15 roses, and I'll jump one of the workers.

[02:08:57] All I'm asking for is 15 roses, and we'll sucker punch one of the workers.

[02:09:01] It's just content.

[02:09:03] It's just content.

[02:09:04] We're getting roses.

[02:09:09] Thanks for the roses.

[02:09:11] Thanks for the content.

[02:09:12] This is a joke punch.

[02:09:14] I'm not here.

[02:09:16] We're just gonna joke for him, people.

[02:09:18] We should put that in better.

[02:09:20] Brother.

[02:09:22] Brother, sir?

[02:09:23] Sorry about that, sir.

[02:09:25] No problem, young man.

[02:09:26] Building the world's longest straw.

[02:09:28] Alright, that's good.

[02:09:29] 750 feet of sucking.

[02:09:31] Life sucks sometimes, you need it.

[02:09:33] Yep.

[02:09:34] Well, life sucks sometimes.

[02:09:36] You need a good straw.

[02:09:37] I like that.

[02:09:38] Actually, that's a good saying, but...

[02:09:42] Who's coming home deeper to buy this?

[02:09:45] Okay, can we just...

[02:09:48] Okay, now let's talk though.

[02:09:51] If it's not looking good, how can we make things look better?

[02:09:54] Let's not just dwell on the moment.

[02:09:57] Let's just keep moving.

[02:09:59] Okay, so right now we've got some feet.

[02:10:02] That's not a problem, right?

[02:10:03] We've got more than six feet right now.

[02:10:05] This is more than more than.

[02:10:07] Way more than more than more.

[02:10:09] Actually, that's a lot more than more.

[02:10:11] Oh

[02:10:16] What it yeah

[02:10:41] That shit was some Thanos from live again. Y'all miss it. Thanos walked in here with this glove

[02:10:50] Yeah, he started snapping people out of your breath. So what type of tubes do we generally need though?

[02:10:54] Well here's what I was thinking.

[02:10:59] Joe.

[02:11:00] Suga.

[02:11:02] Well I'm trying to think here.

[02:11:06] Well let's see if we can't suck.

[02:11:08] Bro is that the one that we can do though?

[02:11:09] We need like Jerry Rakesh and shit up.

[02:11:11] Jerry?

[02:11:12] Like Silky?

[02:11:13] Yeah.

[02:11:14] This is a silky type of tool.

[02:11:16] Do you get it?

[02:11:17] I get it.

[02:11:18] And it's thick and long.

[02:11:20] See cause it's kinda like...

[02:11:22] that and then put a thing on it will that work maybe like any art architects in

[02:11:29] my chat will that work because it's the same wait if you just shove it in it

[02:11:36] gets a little but then we lose feet then we lose some like gaining a lot of

[02:11:42] like then we need I mean we're saying if we put electrical tape bro I'm not

[02:11:57] giving up I don't care if I'm here until fucking the rice comes out of the

[02:12:00] video where you just sit in a home Depot 24 hours I'm just not gonna give up

[02:12:07] What?

[02:12:08] The chat, if you find me, but sometimes, wow, what a good day to be blind.

[02:12:14] Not any type that.

[02:12:17] They really don't know Morse fucking code, maybe?

[02:12:20] Did he type it like, underscores and periods?

[02:12:22] Zip ties or electrical tape, they're saying.

[02:12:28] Yeah, probably.

[02:12:31] I mean, bro.

[02:12:32] Yeah, we just can't fucking fuck with it.

[02:12:34] I know well and now we're getting fucked up a loop. Yeah, so now it's hurting. So let's just what's what could we do?

[02:12:39] Yeah, it's really good

[02:12:41] They're all typing a Morse code a much I really could do. I don't know what they're typing versus Morse code

[02:12:49] I'm not giving up

[02:12:51] No, okay, we could do

[02:12:55] We could do a little two in one video, okay, and you gotta hear me out

[02:12:58] Okay, we go to McDonald's order as many large waters as we can right and we do the funny thing

[02:13:03] We drive around like this with all the waters in the car and then after that's done. We use this

[02:13:13] And we start to get food with it

[02:13:16] And we're fighting them to get a toy as well. I'm seeing it, bro

[02:13:22] What we think oh this one's like this one's like curfew

[02:13:33] I

[02:13:39] Probably see I once you quit I quit so it's like

[02:13:44] Guys remember let's stay positive like one thing that is good to remember is like there's a billion other people in the world

[02:13:50] Live in lies right now who have just more stress than we could ever imagine I would put this at the top

[02:13:56] I definitely put this at like a high level like bro imagine you're trying to build the world's on the show

[02:13:59] it doesn't work out like I put that above a lot of stuff I'm not gonna lie and I

[02:14:02] think that people could have retweeted like look at this guy in here bro he's

[02:14:06] shopping for some shit too what the like he probably got his own projects he's

[02:14:09] working on right now bro. How you doing sir?

[02:14:18] Maybe he's upset. Maybe he's upset. No he's probably trying to build the

[02:14:22] world's on this try trying to beat us to it and he realized that we took

[02:14:24] everything. I'd be mad too. He did walk out empty-handed. Yeah I'd be mad too.

[02:14:29] So what do we think here, Matt?

[02:14:33] We're at 480.

[02:14:35] We're at 480 right now?

[02:14:37] This is like if we keep going back to the fridge bro.

[02:14:39] We get boxes up there.

[02:14:41] And then we can get the 3 eighths ones.

[02:14:43] We just gotta like connect them low key.

[02:14:47] So I gotta call them please?

[02:14:49] Let's do the math first.

[02:14:53] The chat can't spend more Mickey if it's black.

[02:14:55] I'm sorry man, we can use the other tubes.

[02:14:57] Like, they want to see it work or not.

[02:14:59] I'm telling you, it could be like,

[02:15:01] clear dark, clear dark, clear dark, clear dark, clear dark, clear dark, clear dark, clear dark.

[02:15:06] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:15:10] I mean, I don't even think those other ones are gonna work.

[02:15:12] How? And it's the same thing.

[02:15:14] Those are huge, to be honest.

[02:15:15] Those are fucking massive.

[02:15:17] Like, that's massive.

[02:15:18] If we can find some 3-8 inch splicers,

[02:15:22] I think we're good.

[02:15:24] 3-8 inch splicers, 3-8 inch splicers.

[02:15:26] They got some but they only got...

[02:15:30] What about that pack that I got ahead?

[02:15:32] You know those are only half the trip orders.

[02:15:34] Oh.

[02:15:36] Come on.

[02:15:38] I might get some on there.

[02:15:39] Speed, speed, speed, speed.

[02:15:42] Speed, speed, you know, half spices, David.

[02:15:51] Excuse me.

[02:15:56] You know what's crazy? People really come to Home Depot and they know exactly what you are like.

[02:16:00] Yeah, people are the ones.

[02:16:01] The question is, yeah, what came first? The items in Home Depot or the Home Depot itself?

[02:16:06] Which one came first, bro? Do you know?

[02:16:08] No.

[02:16:09] You just think about it. They build everything in here first and they put the tools in the shed, but

[02:16:12] but how did they put tools in something that they didn't build? Like, did they just have it all out?

[02:16:17] What came first, sir? The chicken or the egg?

[02:16:18] Ooh, classic. Well...

[02:16:22] So, what are you thinking, Beb?

[02:16:23] POV chat. If you were here without Pepsi, you'd probably be lost completely.

[02:16:30] You alright over there?

[02:16:34] Alright, we're going to have to just...

[02:16:37] What?

[02:16:40] Okay, we're also getting scammed over here, bro.

[02:16:43] We're all. This says they have 16 of these.

[02:16:47] But now there's zero.

[02:16:50] Are you serious right now?

[02:16:52] Bro, no, this is EVIL HOME DEPOT!

[02:16:59] We're just trying to build the world's longest straw.

[02:17:03] Oh, really?

[02:17:04] It's 700 feet.

[02:17:05] Holy shit.

[02:17:06] I was going to ask you guys what you were doing.

[02:17:10] Well, we need the things that connect them because there's not enough.

[02:17:13] You know what I'm talking about?

[02:17:14] Yeah.

[02:17:15] Because this one's thicker than this one.

[02:17:16] So we have to like...

[02:17:17] Oh, so you have to get different sizes.

[02:17:18] Yes.

[02:17:19] So you have to have a reducer or...

[02:17:20] Last time we did this, it was like 300 feet and I passed out almost.

[02:17:26] You guys are crazy.

[02:17:27] Hey, good luck with him.

[02:17:28] Thank you, man.

[02:17:32] Bro, I want to be getting griefed.

[02:17:33] All right, should I go grab it?

[02:17:35] Yeah, we look like we need an employee because look, it says right on that.

[02:17:38] 16 and stuck.

[02:17:40] 16 and stuck.

[02:17:41] Oh, go retire him.

[02:17:43] All right.

[02:17:44] Okay, I think I could...

[02:17:46] At least he helped me or no?

[02:17:48] He's like he jumped up.

[02:17:49] What the fuck is this shit no because I'm about to get mad

[02:18:00] You guys I'm sorry. We're sorry

[02:18:04] Yeah, that's not showing that there's an employee

[02:18:08] What are you gonna wind up what is that are you gonna give me a thumbs up? Hey, what do you want?

[02:18:19] Or whatever it's called.

[02:18:20] 40, 40, yeah.

[02:18:21] Oh, it's called...

[02:18:22] EW.

[02:18:23] EW 40s.

[02:18:25] But what the fuck is that?

[02:18:29] Is that dino shirt?

[02:18:33] Let's just catch it.

[02:18:36] Alright, so let's think about this, yeah?

[02:18:43] Oh, let's think about this, like...

[02:18:49] We're gonna be lost with that, Bamsin.

[02:18:54] We need to just blow it, bro, because we gotta get that one.

[02:18:56] Ow!

[02:18:57] Ow!

[02:18:58] Is there a butt-con to click?

[02:19:01] Oh, it's closed off.

[02:19:19] Excuse me sir. Excuse me sir. Try to do this myself.

[02:19:31] Alright, you might get banned.

[02:19:33] You think so? I thought the fifth court is right there.

[02:19:36] I don't know how easy this can be, but you could try.

[02:19:41] Whoa, I don't want to go to that scary ass shit over there.

[02:19:45] I don't know that's it bro what the fuck is this scary shit

[02:19:56] Locked

[02:19:59] Okay, what if I climbed this and I jumped the other one

[02:20:03] Excuse me sir

[02:20:05] Question do you mind bringing this over to this one spot helping us real quick?

[02:20:11] Sorry

[02:20:13] No.

[02:20:14] It's right over here.

[02:20:16] Oh, there we go.

[02:20:19] Got a silly question.

[02:20:32] Betsy, I got someone coming.

[02:20:34] He's got a nice, long staircase.

[02:20:37] Where?

[02:20:39] Yeah, he's right where that guy is.

[02:20:41] That guy is a sexy dude.

[02:20:45] The Halo 3 shit.

[02:20:52] What's up dude?

[02:20:53] You recording me or what? What is this?

[02:20:55] Who are you?

[02:20:56] You're here to meet a miner.

[02:20:58] You're here to meet a miner, right?

[02:21:01] What?

[02:21:03] Why are you thumbs-

[02:21:11] He's giggling with the thumbs up.

[02:21:18] Should we try them?

[02:21:21] I'm getting all paralyzed.

[02:21:24] I'm just flying down.

[02:21:31] Hey, thank you guys.

[02:21:33] So you want to be a streamer?

[02:21:35] I want to be a streamer, yeah.

[02:21:36] No, no, I can't.

[02:21:37] Is all he gets in my iron wheels?

[02:21:39] He wants to be a streamer.

[02:21:40] Yeah, I'm gonna be a cameraman for a minute.

[02:21:42] We also created a channel here.

[02:21:44] That's what I was going to do.

[02:21:47] Do you want an extra?

[02:21:49] Do you want me to grab that one?

[02:21:51] So far.

[02:21:52] Oh, that's a nice two-bit Pepsi to this, look.

[02:21:55] Yeah, it's the half-inch in the back.

[02:21:57] They're braided.

[02:21:58] Yeah.

[02:21:59] Sweet!

[02:22:03] Half-inch in here.

[02:22:05] That's good to make.

[02:22:06] Should I try something on it or not?

[02:22:07] Yeah.

[02:22:08] May I, sir?

[02:22:09] Yeah, it's good.

[02:22:11] It's good? Yeah.

[02:22:13] Is that solid?

[02:22:15] Yeah, the whole box is there.

[02:22:17] Okay, now we need, I think it's one more.

[02:22:25] No, it's okay. Why not?

[02:22:31] Okay, go ahead.

[02:22:33] Great.

[02:22:35] I'm right behind that white v.

[02:22:37] Somebody give you so much like immersion and shake it baby. Yeah, just maybe like

[02:22:54] That's any clip out of context with the ox between two big Ron harasses employee when the guys laugh

[02:23:02] We're also looking for a half inch not just

[02:23:07] Oh my god, that's a good prank.

[02:23:14] Is that the one?

[02:23:21] Oh, these are good.

[02:23:25] Pepsi is a lot.

[02:23:28] You mind if we blow on that one?

[02:23:34] Yeah, check that one.

[02:23:36] I love it.

[02:23:37] Oh, fuck.

[02:23:38] No!

[02:23:39] Is it not?

[02:23:40] No!

[02:23:41] Gosh, darn it!

[02:23:42] We gotta scan.

[02:23:43] Wait, so that's not it?

[02:23:44] Let's see.

[02:23:45] I think...

[02:23:46] Yeah, right there, bro.

[02:23:48] Nice, look at that.

[02:23:49] I'm trying to build the world's longest straw, I'm sorry.

[02:23:51] Uh-oh!

[02:23:52] Oh, yeah, sir.

[02:24:04] Right.

[02:24:05] That was a half inch thinner on the right.

[02:24:11] I think we're safe.

[02:24:13] You got it?

[02:24:13] Yeah.

[02:24:15] All of a sudden, everyone wants to build a fucking straw.

[02:24:19] Everyone's trying to build a straw today, huh?

[02:24:25] Get it, sir?

[02:24:26] Yeah.

[02:24:26] Guys, shout out about the bit rate.

[02:24:37] Just be grateful.

[02:24:38] What are you thinking about this one?

[02:24:43] FCs is it?

[02:24:46] Yeah.

[02:24:47] That looks solid.

[02:24:48] Put it in my mouth maybe?

[02:24:50] Test it?

[02:24:51] Half inch inner diameter.

[02:24:52] Yeah, that's good.

[02:24:53] Yeah.

[02:24:54] And then one last thing

[02:24:57] So a lot of you guys have like 16 of these I don't see them anywhere

[02:25:01] Yeah, we're looking to leave it one star on the website if we don't find them though. Oh, yeah

[02:25:11] All right

[02:25:13] Wait Nathan

[02:25:17] You know the one thing that's going on no the way does that how does it go? Oh, no Nathan

[02:25:24] Sorry, I'm getting me mom. That's me the meme

[02:25:37] How you doing, bro?

[02:25:43] Anyways, I think we so I think this is how many feet is this that so I could tell them because he's here I

[02:25:49] Believe we have like 500. We're looking to get 700 total

[02:25:54] I bought my my guy up there has been get something for you a little more I think that probably

[02:25:59] They got more more these

[02:26:01] He's sad. Oh, we just thinking he I was thinking he was gonna get we just got him. Yeah, we got

[02:26:09] Thank you

[02:26:12] Oh wait, do you have the uh, where's he going wait one more thing?

[02:26:24] He turned around right before you turn the corner, bro. So what do we need?

[02:26:33] Motherfucker

[02:26:42] This is stressing me out, bro. This is actually stressing me out. Are you sure that you actually just calm me down?

[02:26:47] What is a toilet-filled valve like what are people coming for you don't say like like when do you see

[02:26:56] Get this like I'm dead. I see was it like I don't know. There's just too much shit in Home Depot that probably goes untouched

[02:27:01] Let's get a final tally

[02:27:05] I'll tell you our list ready we got ten okay, so we need 30 liter Kool-Aid 30 liters of water

[02:27:13] 750 feet of half an inch tubing

[02:27:17] We're building the world's longest straw, 750 feet of sucking, to be exact.

[02:27:30] How are you going to upset this thing?

[02:27:33] With our mouths, sir.

[02:27:35] I'm sure.

[02:27:37] Would you like to visit?

[02:27:39] No, that sounds like a project that really sucks.

[02:27:42] Ah!

[02:27:44] Yo, okay, so the joke is basically he said

[02:27:46] a project that sucks and it's a play on words,

[02:27:50] because sucks, because we're suckin',

[02:27:51] I actually like that, right?

[02:27:52] He just left, he just fought.

[02:27:53] This is 805 feet right here.

[02:27:55] Oh, we're good.

[02:27:56] It's looking good.

[02:27:58] But.

[02:27:59] But.

[02:28:00] But.

[02:28:01] But.

[02:28:02] So we need couples one hand.

[02:28:03] We need splicers for these.

[02:28:05] So how many do we need?

[02:28:06] Low key, like 10.

[02:28:08] Sir, quick question.

[02:28:09] And how many do we have?

[02:28:11] Four only ten more. Do you guys have more of these by each other?

[02:28:17] Sorry sir

[02:28:23] He's like you know

[02:28:26] He's a what you have is on the shelf nothing else you see it you have it and was that cool

[02:28:41] What do you think of that?

[02:28:43] I'm not helping the longest straw challenge.

[02:28:45] I'm not doing...

[02:28:51] Okay, let's just pay back for the match.

[02:28:53] I thought I had to go.

[02:28:55] Okay, aren't I? Yeah, so we got...

[02:28:59] What does one even do? You're going to find out, buddy.

[02:29:01] Four.

[02:29:03] Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.

[02:29:10] We need more suckage though, no?

[02:29:21] That's all of it?

[02:29:25] Tape.

[02:29:27] Oh, you're gonna have to tape one hole?

[02:29:39] We got to tape a hole because it's gonna go like this, you know, and then the other one's gonna connect there

[02:29:46] But then there's gonna be a third hole sticking out so we low key got a

[02:29:51] Is there like waterproof tape or like plugs you could buy no, we're fucked. We're actually fucked. No, we're fucked. Is there a cap?

[02:29:59] There's no cap

[02:30:02] Because it's not gonna be pushing out really it's just gonna be sucking in so like take

[02:30:09] Eugh!

[02:30:13] What about like that shit?

[02:30:14] What, like that guy puts it like on a boat.

[02:30:16] Ooh!

[02:30:16] That flex tape!

[02:30:17] That should actually..

[02:30:18] That flex putty tape.

[02:30:19] They're saying we could...

[02:30:21] What are they saying, Jeff?

[02:30:23] Ear plugs?

[02:30:24] That's not gonna work.

[02:30:27] I mean bro, this is like stressing me out.

[02:30:31] We should be sucking by now.

[02:30:33] No, we're good.

[02:30:34] We just need tape.

[02:30:35] Let's go to the tape section.

[02:30:36] They probably got some good tape here.

[02:30:37] Alright!

[02:30:38] We got 805 sweet we need a trash can

[02:30:44] Get some W's in the chat

[02:30:51] Long as you tell me I got nothing

[02:30:54] All right, that's lurks. All right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[02:31:04] Hey, hey

[02:31:08] Thank you, sir building the world's longest straw today

[02:31:15] I probably look like a special needs kid

[02:31:17] Why don't we just stick a bunch of tampons in the holes so that they absorb all the water?

[02:31:27] Okay, so what is the best thing here bro?

[02:31:30] T-rex tape. I thought they were extinct. Oh

[02:31:34] Let's take let's take

[02:31:38] What?

[02:31:40] Is Flex Tape bad?

[02:31:41] I never actually brought it.

[02:31:42] I just assumed it was good.

[02:31:43] All right, we need some good,

[02:31:45] so you got Gorilla Tape.

[02:31:47] Ah, scotch melt.

[02:31:50] Yeah, what's the best tape?

[02:31:52] Flex Tape, the roll is just ass.

[02:31:56] We could just do that.

[02:31:58] I think that's our best bet here.

[02:31:59] We're gonna need a lot of them.

[02:32:00] This is fucking expensive, bro.

[02:32:02] No, we don't need a lot.

[02:32:03] Yeah, we do.

[02:32:04] We need 16 tubes.

[02:32:05] Because we gotta connect them all together.

[02:32:08] Bro, fuck man.

[02:32:13] No.

[02:32:14] Is this a fucked experiment? Is it over?

[02:32:16] No, it's just a little more difficult than we thought.

[02:32:19] It's okay.

[02:32:23] No.

[02:32:24] No.

[02:32:26] No.

[02:32:27] We're committed.

[02:32:28] So that's it?

[02:32:30] I mean, I guess.

[02:32:32] How much did you need?

[02:32:33] I don't have much. It's 62, tell me.

[02:32:35] Are you gonna be able to cover all that?

[02:32:39] You really need like a cap.

[02:32:42] Remember?

[02:32:43] No.

[02:32:44] Last time we used a cap.

[02:32:45] Remember?

[02:32:46] We capped all of them.

[02:32:47] I remember.

[02:32:48] You remember?

[02:32:49] Am I tripping?

[02:32:50] You remember?

[02:32:51] We capped it.

[02:32:52] I could have sworn.

[02:32:53] We didn't use any tea couplers.

[02:32:54] Okay.

[02:32:55] Yeah.

[02:32:56] We just need ten.

[02:32:57] Ten?

[02:32:58] Ten?

[02:32:59] They're $15 a pop.

[02:33:00] No, I'm saying like ten things seal.

[02:33:02] I'm saying like 10 things sealed and the rest are just couplers that we're sealing.

[02:33:07] Okay.

[02:33:08] So...

[02:33:09] That should be enough.

[02:33:10] Two of these and then maybe some like, melt it and clamp it.

[02:33:15] Yeah.

[02:33:16] I'll like stick it together.

[02:33:17] No, just close it.

[02:33:18] Maybe some duct tape too, I'm sure.

[02:33:20] Yeah, that's enough.

[02:33:21] All right, we need trash can now.

[02:33:22] I think we're done.

[02:33:23] We gotta go stop.

[02:33:24] They got like clear heavy duty.

[02:33:25] Fuck, bro.

[02:33:26] stop they got like clear duty fuck bro all my suckers still here come on suckers

[02:33:36] Long looks feminine in glasses, bro. It's like, uh...

[02:33:38] It's true.

[02:33:48] Just can't turn.

[02:33:54] Just can't turn.

[02:33:55] Let's go.

[02:33:56] Just can't turn.

[02:34:01] Hello?

[02:34:04] Hello?

[02:34:06] Yo ladies bro. Yo, I'm dead bro. Yo, I'm dead bro. Yo, Betsy is a minion, we gotta go take it out.

[02:34:17] Try not to upset her. Bro, look at all these cool designs.

[02:34:26] Whoa!

[02:34:29] Bro, the minion got a boner!

[02:34:37] Hey, yo, she f***ing...

[02:34:39] What the f*** is this toy?

[02:34:41] What are they making at Home Depot?

[02:34:46] Look above us, bro.

[02:34:47] Okay.

[02:34:51] Damn.

[02:34:54] Alright, last stop.

[02:34:54] SHUT THE HELL OUT!

[02:34:55] Hahahaha!

[02:34:57] Take a picture.

[02:34:58] Hahahaha!

[02:35:00] Yeah, I'm dead, bro.

[02:35:01] Ha!

[02:35:02] Shut the fuck up!

[02:35:04] Nobody!

[02:35:05] Hahahaha!

[02:35:09] Oh, isn't fair!

[02:35:12] You're doing like it.

[02:35:16] Ow!

[02:35:17] Oh, shut up!

[02:35:24] Who are you talking to?

[02:35:27] Oh, it's a man.

[02:35:30] So, if you will allow me to do this, I can do this.

[02:35:37] This?

[02:35:41] So we can either do a trash can, or like a clear, clear is kind of tough.

[02:35:46] kind of tough that's enough last time we used a big ass trash can I think we

[02:35:54] used a trash can yeah bro last time it was my self 27 no we need 29 28

[02:36:03] Oh

[02:36:05] Is it I mean that works and fuck it $80

[02:36:18] He shows enough

[02:36:20] Yeah.

[02:36:21] Let's move, bet.

[02:36:25] Check out, yeah?

[02:36:30] Looks like we're done here.

[02:36:32] Sweeeet!

[02:36:34] How you doing, sir?

[02:36:36] Ooh, I love the Falcons.

[02:36:38] Alright.

[02:36:39] The Patriots?

[02:36:40] The Patriots should have ran the ball.

[02:36:42] I know.

[02:36:43] I know.

[02:36:44] Yeah, right?

[02:36:45] Is that the same?

[02:36:46] Yeah.

[02:36:47] Right?

[02:36:48] I don't know, I look like alarm.

[02:36:51] I don't know yet.

[02:37:00] I gotta see what this one does, y'all.

[02:37:13] Our spider is even scary.

[02:37:15] Look at those guys, they worked here back in the day.

[02:37:18] Oh what is this? Do we need some of these shots?

[02:37:29] Bro I'm on a diet I can't.

[02:37:32] Bro, Pepsi.

[02:37:36] Oh you gotta power up.

[02:37:38] Powering? Powering's nasty.

[02:37:42] Maybe power up a little.

[02:37:43] Oh, vitamin water?

[02:37:45] I'll jack off one of these.

[02:37:49] Oh, they got Gatorade. Hold on.

[02:37:51] Gatorade's bad for you.

[02:37:54] That was vitamin water.

[02:37:56] The vitamin water has vitamins.

[02:37:58] It's free 99

[02:38:28] So, you go to drink before I die?

[02:38:35] No.

[02:38:38] Vitamin water is dead ass just juice.

[02:38:43] Are you fucking dumb?

[02:38:45] Vitamin water has vitamin drugs.

[02:38:47] It's not even...

[02:38:50] It isn't even a hat.

[02:38:53] Looks like it's $3.99!

[02:39:23] Make sure these are good

[02:39:41] Wait one girl one gram of protein

[02:39:46] That's not bad eats

[02:39:53] I don't know about y'all, if I didn't think about my bills, and then I think about his bills,

[02:40:06] you know, I don't want to know this.

[02:40:08] I've heard that one, yeah.

[02:40:10] It's pretty funny back in the day, you know?

[02:40:13] It's all good, bro.

[02:40:15] Ron, you look so good today. Thank you, bro.

[02:40:23] Why is it sounding?

[02:40:37] Pardon?

[02:40:38] We'll be right with you then.

[02:40:39] Okay, thank you.

[02:40:47] Holy shit, wait a minute. How is this so much money?

[02:40:50] Well, I haven't done it yet.

[02:40:52] You gotta do these ones down here.

[02:40:54] Okay, I'm not kidding.

[02:40:55] Who's gonna tell?

[02:40:56] Like, dead seriously?

[02:40:57] Who's gonna tell?

[02:40:58] Peep it, peep it, peep it, peep it.

[02:40:59] He saw it, I know.

[02:41:00] I've been.

[02:41:01] Those six times, you guys.

[02:41:02] This is why I love you, chat.

[02:41:03] I did this shit for you guys.

[02:41:04] I'll be right on.

[02:41:05] Pee the pee the pee the pee the pee the pee!

[02:41:08] Just hold on now

[02:41:09] Hi dude

[02:41:10] Pull 6th always guys

[02:41:16] This is why I love you chat

[02:41:17] I give this shit for you guys

[02:41:18] Every Ron

[02:41:26] Guys make sure to give the 100 subs right now so you can do this

[02:41:30] Like they're right

[02:41:31] They already work

[02:41:32] I'm just gonna go through them.

[02:41:34] You just double scan your nails and your beard and all.

[02:41:37] Please check for any un-scanned products.

[02:41:39] Check your ass off.

[02:41:41] Superb, that's home through.

[02:41:44] How are you, scandalous?

[02:41:56] Is he at me?

[02:42:02] Cheers, fellas!

[02:42:04] Thank you for shopping at the Home Depot.

[02:42:08] Alright, let's get out of here. Make sure you get your Pringles, Beth.

[02:42:11] Your Pringles, bro.

[02:42:12] Those are yours, bro. I took one Pringle from the top.

[02:42:15] You're really welcome.

[02:42:16] Dude.

[02:42:20] Thank you, Home Depot!

[02:42:26] Let's get to sucking soon, boys.

[02:42:28] Yeah, we gotta do something quick.

[02:42:31] Yeah, all we gotta do is get cool aids.

[02:42:45] Life like this sure is great.

[02:42:55] Pop that trunk for me, please.

[02:42:59] Now look at this twiper bag as well.

[02:43:01] Open sesame.

[02:43:10] Swooop!

[02:43:13] Look at this little tips and trick, ladies and gentlemen.

[02:43:17] Put this down first, and then you put that down.

[02:43:21] You can take something like this, and then just...

[02:43:25] Nope.

[02:43:26] And then look bro, you see it or not?

[02:43:38] Look.

[02:43:39] I'm so smart.

[02:43:40] You're the smartest person here.

[02:43:41] And then this...

[02:43:42] The smartest person here.

[02:43:47] And then this...

[02:43:49] ...extimate?

[02:43:55] Oh, what the fuck does he even do?

[02:43:58] There's bees.

[02:44:01] All right, here we go.

[02:44:04] Here we go.

[02:44:09] Come on, let's go.

[02:44:13] Come on, let's go.

[02:44:15] Come on, let's go!

[02:44:18] Come on.

[02:44:20] Come on, let's go.

[02:44:22] I'm going to be good at your legs and I'm going to get this girl a little bit a little bit better.

[02:44:27] I'm going to shake you back.

[02:44:29] Oh, that.

[02:44:31] Alright, these.

[02:44:33] Just do it.

[02:44:34] Just do that.

[02:44:35] And that.

[02:44:36] And that.

[02:44:37] And that.

[02:44:38] And that.

[02:44:39] And that.

[02:44:40] And that.

[02:44:41] And that.

[02:44:42] And that.

[02:44:43] And that.

[02:44:44] And then that.

[02:44:46] And then we do this right here.

[02:44:49] Do that right there.

[02:44:51] Fish that in right there and that goes like that and then

[02:45:01] About this

[02:45:06] Look the carton arc fuck we got it those away, bro

[02:45:11] Here in the chat skin Sam else

[02:45:13] Bring your back seat, I'll go the other way again.

[02:45:16] All right.

[02:45:17] Put the whole cart in there.

[02:45:19] Yo, Cartnard, I don't know if you're in the chat right now,

[02:45:21] but fuck you.

[02:45:22] Don't care.

[02:45:23] Argue at me.

[02:45:24] I don't give a shit.

[02:45:28] Suck my pickle, Cartnard.

[02:45:30] Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

[02:45:32] Cartnard, you got to put your car back.

[02:45:34] Then I have to hit him with a fucking sticker.

[02:45:37] Hey, fuck him.

[02:45:38] Let's go.

[02:45:39] Woof, woof, woof, woof.

[02:45:40] You got a magnet on your head.

[02:45:41] You're not going anywhere, bro.

[02:45:42] We got a Lazy Bones in the Home Depot Calabasas parking lot.

[02:45:45] We got a Lazy Bones.

[02:45:47] I don't get what you're talking about.

[02:45:48] We got a Lazy Bones in the Fando's car.

[02:45:50] It's got a whoop whoop whoop.

[02:45:52] I got a Lazy Bones in the car.

[02:45:59] Mods, timeout people saying L Lazy Bones.

[02:46:01] I'm not trying to fucking see this shit.

[02:46:02] I'll be honest.

[02:46:04] All right, Bet.

[02:46:05] It's just L Lazy, whenever I do that, bro.

[02:46:08] Let's see.

[02:46:09] Where are we going to get cool in now?

[02:46:11] really yeah all right job a couple more things then we're good to go

[02:46:24] bro I see another Lamborghini here since orange over there bro dude I thought

[02:46:29] my car was rare wait there or there bad that's right I reckon you sure they

[02:46:37] He might kick us out.

[02:46:38] You ready?

[02:46:38] Yeah.

[02:46:39] I'm going to go with the other one.

[02:46:40] I bet.

[02:46:42] What number is the I bet?

[02:46:43] If you do, what's the emoji that goes with it?

[02:46:45] I bet.

[02:46:48] I miss playing video games with the guys.

[02:46:53] You get over there, dude?

[02:46:54] I'm telling you.

[02:46:54] You want to give me some skin or no?

[02:46:56] Give me some skin, sir.

[02:46:56] Got you.

[02:46:57] Dude, you just grabbed my shit.

[02:46:58] I'm not Paulist.

[02:46:59] Hey, yeah, bro.

[02:47:00] Hey, hey, oh, Greg.

[02:47:01] Hey, yo, bro.

[02:47:02] Hey, yo, bro.

[02:47:03] Hey, yo, bro.

[02:47:04] What the gay shit, bro?

[02:47:06] You know I'm not trying to do jokes like that, bro.

[02:47:08] Bro, for real.

[02:47:09] Bro, Clay, bro, you know I'm not on that.

[02:47:11] Are you sure?

[02:47:12] Yes, bro, I'm looking for floss, and I'll do that.

[02:47:14] Oh, shit, all right.

[02:47:16] I mean, bro, if he says it.

[02:47:17] You doing OK up there, Lace?

[02:47:19] I'm chilling, bro.

[02:47:20] Just checking in.

[02:47:22] What about me?

[02:47:23] Are you doing good, Ron?

[02:47:24] I'm all right.

[02:47:25] How could we make it better?

[02:47:28] I've never gotten a blowjob in the car before.

[02:47:31] Cup?

[02:47:32] Oh, Lace, you're up there going in.

[02:47:34] Nah.

[02:47:35] Yeah, what are we thinking for dinner tonight, boys?

[02:47:37] Sleep?

[02:47:38] Yeah, bro. Let's see what you know about our shit, bro.

[02:47:42] Are we handicapped today, you think, or no?

[02:47:44] Handicapped? Are we doing it right? Where are we going?

[02:47:49] You know, one time I went to a handicapped bathroom, and...

[02:47:52] I mean, they're not bathroom, but you know, like the stall?

[02:47:54] Because that's where I always go if I have to take a shit. I drop me a piece of shit.

[02:47:56] I dropped a momma rug here.

[02:47:57] I actually want a momma rug moment.

[02:47:59] You're good.

[02:48:00] I'm just gonna let her go. I don't see her.

[02:48:02] Um...

[02:48:04] Bro, one time I did that and a disabled person came in on a wheelchair, bro, and I felt really bad, so I faked me limping out of the bathroom.

[02:48:12] It was actually at the Travis Scott concert that we went to a long time ago.

[02:48:16] Come on, I'll see you.

[02:48:22] Alright, let's be quick, okay?

[02:48:24] We're looking for cool aids, so...

[02:48:26] Why the fuck did the maid just disappear into the bathroom?

[02:48:27] She despawned.

[02:48:28] There's no one in the driver's seat who's calling.

[02:48:30] She despawned.

[02:48:34] I

[02:48:53] Kool-aid Kool-aid Kool-aid

[02:49:04] You got on bit rate?

[02:49:13] So far seems to be alright.

[02:49:15] Where's the cooler?

[02:49:21] Right here?

[02:49:22] Yeah.

[02:49:23] Ow!

[02:49:24] I'm ready.

[02:49:25] See how much this makes.

[02:49:27] Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, if it wasn't for Repsea I'd probably be a dumbass.

[02:49:38] And don't retweet that, but like, I'm really just realizing in real time that like, the

[02:49:43] way we built that boat, we got so lucky.

[02:49:45] How did that work?

[02:49:46] No, but it was pretty good.

[02:49:47] What are you thinking?

[02:49:48] It's fucking good.

[02:49:49] It's no Wi-Fi.

[02:49:50] It's fucking service here.

[02:49:51] You got Wi-Fi?

[02:49:52] There's no Wi-Fi.

[02:49:53] There's fucking service here.

[02:49:55] No Wi-Fi?

[02:49:56] So each of these is about six liters, and we need 30 liters, so we need five.

[02:50:02] Sweet!

[02:50:03] Let's get one more for a good measure, so we can get the good extra flavor.

[02:50:18] That actually gave you the physical rock.

[02:50:28] Does it?

[02:50:29] So this shouldn't have happened.

[02:50:34] The ginger ale explodes.

[02:50:37] Wait!

[02:50:38] The affairs!

[02:50:39] The peace!

[02:50:40] It's actual affairs, bro.

[02:50:44] There he is, bro.

[02:50:48] We should just walk out of it.

[02:50:50] There's no self-checkout. We gotta go through the line.

[02:51:08] Do we try this for the stream?

[02:51:10] The Pokemon.

[02:51:11] Oh, I think we have to try it for the stream.

[02:51:13] The Charmander one?

[02:51:14] Yes.

[02:51:15] I had it.

[02:51:16] Good?

[02:51:17] Yeah.

[02:51:18] Something to do.

[02:51:24] Skip.

[02:51:25] No!

[02:51:26] Are you kidding me right now?

[02:51:28] No, how do I go back?

[02:51:31] Go back.

[02:51:33] How many more?

[02:51:35] One, two, three, four, five, six.

[02:51:40] Yeah, just don't scan the last one.

[02:51:44] Yeah, bro.

[02:51:46] Maybe like a physically capable person.

[02:51:50] No.

[02:51:52] He's having fun here now.

[02:51:54] Like dead ass now.

[02:51:56] Look at this.

[02:51:58] I already snapped it.

[02:52:00] I already snapped it for the kid.

[02:52:02] Fuck no you don't.

[02:52:04] We go to all Walmarts and break every Mr. Beast bar.

[02:52:06] Are you crazy?

[02:52:08] I did ask just crumpled that shit in my hand as hard as I can.

[02:52:12] Oh god.

[02:52:15] Hey that darn Julio make me a Julio y'all.

[02:52:25] That's a quiet team.

[02:52:26] I

[02:52:37] Don't have a charge for $900

[02:52:56] Can you give me a big haircut? Can you hold these for a second?

[02:53:00] Oh yeah, it's okay.

[02:53:02] There you go. Just hold this for one second.

[02:53:04] That's a bad idea.

[02:53:06] If that opens, that's a bad idea.

[02:53:08] Just hold it for one second, bro.

[02:53:10] Just hold it for one second.

[02:53:12] Just hold it for one second, bro.

[02:53:20] God, you're grumpy nowadays, bro.

[02:53:22] How?

[02:53:24] Bro just be fucking happy!

[02:53:26] I've been myself.

[02:53:28] Bro is there something going on at home?

[02:53:30] No.

[02:53:32] What is your girlfriend's stuff sleeping?

[02:53:34] Probably not.

[02:53:36] You still nap time at school?

[02:53:38] Yeah I actually had nap time at school when I was in elementary school.

[02:53:40] I always used to...

[02:53:42] Maybe not good.

[02:53:44] Yeah.

[02:53:46] Do you know how to get me home?

[02:53:48] Cause right now it doesn't say word going anywhere.

[02:53:50] Head towards the sun.

[02:53:52] Wait, he's actually right because the sun sets near our house.

[02:53:58] He just leaked how to get to our house.

[02:54:00] If everyone follows the sun, you'll join Core.

[02:54:04] Well, actually, I think our house is a landmark in this part.

[02:54:08] But it's okay.

[02:54:09] Yeah, I found out that...

[02:54:10] Actually, I mean, I'll say that.

[02:54:13] Oh.

[02:54:14] I don't know this guy, maybe not, maybe, I don't, I don't, okay, so maybe, yeah, alright.

[02:54:32] How are we so close to the house now?

[02:54:35] How's it 11 minutes?

[02:54:36] I think it's just, I think it was at school traffic.

[02:54:40] That adds 10 minutes?

[02:54:41] They complain in the chat about the school traffic?

[02:54:46] Yeah.

[02:54:47] Yo chat, should I do a stream where school ends and we go 105 miles per hour in the 50

[02:54:53] mile per hour zone of the school while drunk?

[02:54:55] I think it could be a banger stream.

[02:54:58] Let me know though, Lace.

[02:55:00] That is not viable, bro.

[02:55:02] Bro, I was telling my chat, but they think I'm like weird for saying it.

[02:55:07] I was saying, um, you know, like people do TED talks at schools

[02:55:11] where like the anti-bullying, they have like people on BMX and shit?

[02:55:14] Yeah, I actually didn't mean to talk about that. I should, that's some real shit.

[02:55:17] You know what I'm saying? Like, why don't we just go and promote anti-bullying?

[02:55:20] Like, all the kids would be hyped to see us.

[02:55:21] You know, you just gotta come and do some bullshit.

[02:55:23] Like, I've been on a bunch of school, high schoolers came and literally just

[02:55:26] brought cups and did the cups on, bro.

[02:55:28] On God?

[02:55:28] On God, bro.

[02:55:29] I'm probably gonna want to make me kill myself.

[02:55:30] Bro, like, I don't even know. They just be doing bullshit out of some bullies, bro.

[02:55:35] Yeah, I know.

[02:55:36] You know, anyone have any famous people go to their assemblies back in the day?

[02:55:40] I'm trying to think of who went to like...

[02:55:43] I don't think I had anyone call.

[02:55:45] Did you?

[02:55:46] Who was it?

[02:55:47] Do you have any famous people ever go to your assembly?

[02:55:50] No, I don't think so.

[02:55:51] Nothing I can think of.

[02:55:53] Not off the top of my head, bro.

[02:55:56] Not really, I don't think.

[02:55:58] Yeah.

[02:55:59] I'm thinking of like sports music, like anybody I might have.

[02:56:02] I'm sure.

[02:56:03] I don't know.

[02:56:04] You had no one?

[02:56:05] Not a single person. What do they say? They're any cool people?

[02:56:09] So, someone said, Damon Lillard, you're saying bolts?

[02:56:13] I wouldn't be surprised, man. People used to do that. They used to be like a normal thing back in the day.

[02:56:17] Going to high schools and just getting a ride. Celebrities used to just go to high schools.

[02:56:21] I swear I had like a famous magician at my high school before.

[02:56:25] That's fine.

[02:56:27] Bro, you know those kids in San Diego that had the coolest people in the world?

[02:56:31] Is that a child in the road? Oh my god, is that a dog?

[02:56:36] Well, you know these kids in San Diego have really cool people pull up to their high school

[02:56:40] It's the the the ex-phase boys. Yeah, but that's just probably lit bro. Yeah, they were screaming and they gave away like $10,000

[02:56:50] Yeah, it's pretty much my vibe

[02:56:53] Some kek was out of me too because they weren't allowed to curse back of the day and they cursed

[02:56:57] It's not a bad show

[02:56:59] Yeah, that's why I said so I think it was hated because they just they over look it because of the subs

[02:57:06] Like bro me and Betsy were looking at the whiteboard today

[02:57:10] We had to erase everything I and I was just saying like I can get us look at every single thing on this whiteboard

[02:57:16] There's a full scene in my head of what it was and it was just peak

[02:57:20] Yeah, I mean people just you know what the saying is

[02:57:23] People are just ungrateful the past times running. There's a saying. I don't know it though, but it's like

[02:57:29] You look back right everything. Oh, I miss this era, but during the era they they love it

[02:57:33] You know I'm saying are they complaining now. It's like bro. Look at 3911 o.s. Day

[02:57:37] You know house was a piece of shit, but some people probably miss some segments from there

[02:57:40] Dude, there was some people I'm not gonna lie like

[02:57:43] There really was

[02:57:47] It's okay bro, sometimes you just gotta move on in life

[02:57:50] But do you think of that one time that you got like, you know your first kiss you still think about that

[02:57:56] Still hoping to happen soon

[02:58:29] We're gonna put all of our meat in your mouth

[02:58:31] That's a joke

[02:58:32] Bro, okay, but were you doing it for real or as a joke?

[02:58:34] That was a joke

[02:58:35] Okay, well, I could have gotten mad if it was a joke

[02:58:37] You got mad, that'd be cringe

[02:58:38] You'd be like, oh, why are you mad at a joke?

[02:58:40] It's just a joke

[02:58:41] So that probably would have been like

[02:58:42] I would have been able to like,

[02:58:44] finish this off with that, yeah

[02:58:45] Bro, thank you

[02:58:46] This specialized intersection

[02:58:48] This intersection

[02:58:50] There's a yard sale?

[02:58:51] Don't zoom in on someone's number

[02:58:53] Yo, we should go to a yard sale

[02:58:55] And just buy everything

[02:58:56] I'm gone out of it

[02:58:58] Oh my god, I'm done.

[02:59:01] Oh, fuck, man.

[02:59:08] School started, y'all, which means it's time to get jobs, half of you.

[02:59:13] Drop a mean if you're gonna be watching stable or an older one instead of going to school every day.

[02:59:16] That's what people should do, though.

[02:59:18] Like, I don't wanna be the guy, but I'm gonna be the guy, you know what I'm saying?

[02:59:21] Yeah.

[02:59:22] The majority of my viewers are East Coast or West Coast.

[02:59:25] Well, I actually don't know.

[02:59:27] Cuz what's a good time to start my streams you think 1 p.m. Cuz 1 p.m. For me is 4 p.m. Eastern

[02:59:31] That's kids are already out of school most of them. Yeah, it's pretty solid

[02:59:35] But I could go on at 2 30 3 which is 7 p.m. Eastern. It's kind of late, but then that's also

[02:59:42] Yeah, but then that's also like that's out of school for West to

[02:59:49] Well, you're talking with the morning stream for like I can like 4 p.m. And he had like 2 3 4 p.m. It was so peak

[02:59:55] Yeah, but it's too early.

[02:59:57] It's early as fuck.

[02:59:59] I used to do that for Broadlong.

[03:00:01] Yeah. I went out to sort of just be watching you in class.

[03:00:04] That was early in the summer when I did that.

[03:00:07] Right, Jack? To any OG viewers, bro.

[03:00:10] Did I do it at Broadlong? Did I do it for the summer?

[03:00:13] Did I do that always?

[03:00:14] I think I always do that during the summer,

[03:00:16] and then when I moved to Rooms after the Southern Dawn, I swapped.

[03:00:19] I got changed.

[03:00:21] I can't leave my swap rooms. I forgot about them. That's kind of crazy. You never went there.

[03:00:30] I know I think about that, but I was never there.

[03:00:32] Did you never visit it?

[03:00:33] No.

[03:00:34] You never visited when we came back?

[03:00:35] Mm-hmm.

[03:00:36] Who's my kid right now?

[03:00:37] Never. Never.

[03:00:38] You never went to that house?

[03:00:39] Oh, wait. Yeah, I went into it when we went. Um, why did we go? We went, like,

[03:00:43] to have them streamed, yeah.

[03:00:45] Oh, we're not us.

[03:00:47] Yeah, I was never there like during the time. I wish I was.

[03:00:51] That era was cinema.

[03:00:53] It was viewer.

[03:00:54] Yeah.

[03:00:55] It was just so fresh.

[03:00:57] Yeah, I mean everyone just looks young. Like everyone was just happier because everyone was just young and like...

[03:01:02] Well we had no fucking um...

[03:01:05] We had no pressure.

[03:01:09] Yeah.

[03:01:10] He just wanted us to stream.

[03:01:12] Also like, I'm telling you wrong, God's an age thing too.

[03:01:16] You change so much from like 20 to like oh for sure. It's like a snap of the finger

[03:01:21] It's like insane how much you change from like 19 to like 23 24 is

[03:01:26] Holy gridlock

[03:01:29] We'll be honest you like I'm glad though people can just say cap

[03:01:34] Well, they are just spamming your chat right now just saying I

[03:01:38] They're just like you they're just spending you gang

[03:01:42] They're just saying EU cucks, we're EU, EU on top.

[03:01:48] Well no one gives a fuck about your EU fucking viewers bro, go eat your beans on toast at midnight.

[03:01:53] Get mad bro.

[03:01:54] It's never coming home either, by the way, I just want to let y'all know.

[03:01:58] The year could be 20 fucking hundred seventy-four, bro.

[03:02:02] Anyways, that's what I was saying, um, we're seven minutes away from the chat.

[03:02:09] Uh, what was I saying?

[03:02:11] Oh, yeah, like bro, I don't know what it was like a snap of finger like I just

[03:02:16] I don't I grew out of just being a fucking dumbass

[03:02:19] Yeah, that's the way what it is

[03:02:21] people hate that but like I

[03:02:23] like it a lot

[03:02:25] Imagine if I was the 20 fucking four about every 24 screaming somebody smell like shit

[03:02:31] Now I understand it. I understand it now

[03:02:36] But I hit a couple times for sure

[03:02:41] Classic

[03:02:44] Actually a classic that's that's some shit. I wish we did though. Let's go out together like that

[03:02:50] Do we stream that I don't know how I saw them. Who's streamed that chat stream was it max I

[03:02:58] Think I streamed it, but I had no bit rate

[03:02:59] I think everyone had like a backpack not a backpack, but it was the other thing and I didn't have it

[03:03:04] But I still can't believe the first sell-up on I used just a Samsung no backpack

[03:03:09] No, nothing okay, just a Samsung

[03:03:11] Yeah, dude there's a point that's you remember the one photo where it's like seven Samsung's yeah and like one one angle

[03:03:19] There's the funniest thing we were all in the bed, and it was like drew noz arki

[03:03:24] Who else laser?

[03:03:27] I remember dude arki that has used to be a camera man

[03:03:32] That's kind of crazy

[03:03:35] Yeah, that's kind of crazy

[03:03:37] It's kind of crazy how like a cameraman would just like be a streaker.

[03:03:41] Yeah, it's pretty nuts.

[03:03:42] You know, for like, you know, maybe like, like that, like what do you think about that?

[03:03:46] Like you think like...

[03:03:47] You could do whatever you want to do in life, bro.

[03:03:49] Yeah, but like, would you ever like...

[03:03:51] Probably.

[03:03:53] Alright.

[03:03:54] You can't be a cameraman forever.

[03:03:56] You can't be a grown-ass man doing this shit forever, bro.

[03:04:01] Alright.

[03:04:02] Damn.

[03:04:05] Alright.

[03:04:05] Sorry, bro.

[03:04:06] I'll probably quit once I'm like, what, 26?

[03:04:11] Well, I'm probably hoping that, gosh, I'm hoping I'm not running around IRL streaming

[03:04:16] in the next three years, bro.

[03:04:18] I'm still sucking on the world's longest straw in three years.

[03:04:22] It's gonna be the fourth annual suck straw stream, probably crazy.

[03:04:25] Wait, should I make it... Oh, and God, I just saw a dap on his bike.

[03:04:28] No, it's a...

[03:04:29] He's shirtless, dude, on his bike.

[03:04:31] Is that not a dap?

[03:04:32] No.

[03:04:33] It does kinda look like a dap.

[03:04:34] Should I post a tweet like low tier God or whatever if it's six years? I'm so streaming. I'm a loser

[03:04:45] I mean, I think I'll still be I always want to stream but I just don't know how frequently like how I am I

[03:04:51] Yeah, this whole retirement shit is so stupid and people could say question mark people might agree with me

[03:04:57] Bro, what is the point of retiring like you know, you're always gonna want to work, bro

[03:05:01] Maybe this was my trait?

[03:05:02] I don't think, if I had a hundred million dollars

[03:05:04] I think I'd still wanna do something.

[03:05:06] You're insane, Mark.

[03:05:07] Why?

[03:05:08] Because you've never actually worked.

[03:05:10] All right, there it is, Pepsi.

[03:05:12] So that's equivalent to you,

[03:05:13] that you've never worked either.

[03:05:15] I have a real job.

[03:05:16] Okay, yeah.

[03:05:18] I have a job I've built.

[03:05:21] I've got money problems.

[03:05:23] You're a piece of shit.

[03:05:25] Guys, should we start a go find me for Pepsi?

[03:05:28] Summer for lazy it's like a hundred bucks an hour

[03:05:33] Well, it doesn't matter ladies. It's just I'm not a brother

[03:05:44] Bro

[03:05:46] Just charge it to the game, bro. Should we get them all it's not by all this term, maybe bro

[03:05:50] We might see lays on a poster. They might walk in there. We might walk in in a bit, bro. What the fuck?

[03:05:59] You're see like on like fortnight like Nick a30 he has like a hundred people line up and tries to run over the car once

[03:06:05] We should have like a bunch of like people just in front of us run them over that actually satisfied

[03:06:10] No bullshit like if you hit it like a hundred people on a roll

[03:06:13] I mean yeah, ironically like that is it like you can't just say wouldn't be satisfied

[03:06:20] Evil bullet broke that would be satisfying it looks like a ladder to

[03:06:28] Fuck, we gotta build this sucker.

[03:06:32] How long did it take us last time to build the thing?

[03:06:35] Is that that long?

[03:06:36] The only aids part is taping it.

[03:06:38] We just have to take one.

[03:06:40] Oh, that's it?

[03:06:41] Well, two, but then we're gonna tape the little things.

[03:06:43] I think we'll take that one.

[03:06:45] Alright, I'll fill up the bucket, too.

[03:06:49] Mix the cool aids.

[03:06:50] What's wrong?

[03:06:51] We're gonna have to bring the water really high up.

[03:06:54] Yeah, we saved the golf cart.

[03:06:56] Oh, you're not sure?

[03:06:58] I'm gonna have to get the world's longest hose to fill up.

[03:07:00] Oh, we should have done that.

[03:07:01] Or what we could do is I could put all the water in my mouth,

[03:07:05] go all the way up the hill, spit it out,

[03:07:06] and keep going back and forth.

[03:07:08] Oh my god.

[03:07:08] Or we get everybody like, and we just

[03:07:10] transfer mouth to mouth to mouth up the hill.

[03:07:12] Like a game of top over.

[03:07:13] Or I swallow the water, wait till it's condensed into piss.

[03:07:18] I piss in your mouth, and you swallow that.

[03:07:20] Oh my god, I use a light straw.

[03:07:21] So it's not even weird.

[03:07:22] Yeah, it's not even weird.

[03:07:25] Could you just do that?

[03:07:26] Yeah, I mean, hypothetically, yeah.

[03:07:28] Like, what if you, like, ran out of water and you just sat there just

[03:07:31] life-strawling your pee infinitely?

[03:07:32] It's like an infinite source.

[03:07:34] Now, I don't want to sound dumb.

[03:07:36] I'm actually asking a question.

[03:07:37] And I know it's going to sound dumb, but actually, just think about it for a second.

[03:07:41] If you wanted to, could we empty out the whole ocean?

[03:07:45] No.

[03:07:45] Wait, why, though?

[03:07:46] Where would you empty it out to?

[03:07:47] You put it on grass.

[03:07:48] And then where's it going to go when it's in the grass?

[03:07:50] Well, it evaporates. Can it evaporate, too?

[03:07:52] And then what happens when water evaporates?

[03:07:54] Turns to a gas.

[03:07:55] And then what does it do?

[03:07:56] It goes to the sky.

[03:07:57] And then what does it do?

[03:07:58] It turns to a liquid.

[03:07:59] Yep.

[03:08:00] And then where does it go?

[03:08:01] There's no way all the water though is from rain.

[03:08:05] Yeah, but I'm saying like if you try and take it out it's gonna turn into rain and go back up and back into the ocean.

[03:08:10] Okay, what if we just put it inside one problem?

[03:08:14] That's true.

[03:08:15] No, but I'm not even trying to sound funny.

[03:08:16] That's like, you don't think there's enough like obviously it'd be impossible, but like

[03:08:21] Is there actually mathematically speaking?

[03:08:24] No.

[03:08:24] Really?

[03:08:26] That would be fucking insane.

[03:08:28] They should just section off part of the ocean and train it so you can just walk around.

[03:08:31] Like in Minecraft?

[03:08:32] Yes, bro.

[03:08:33] That'd be tough.

[03:08:33] I know they did that.

[03:08:34] That would be...

[03:08:35] Oh, too much pressure.

[03:08:36] Got it.

[03:08:38] Well, if the water's gone, it's just so pressured.

[03:08:39] That's a real question.

[03:08:40] Is that retarded as fuck?

[03:08:41] This is just so pressured.

[03:08:44] I don't understand this shit.

[03:08:46] I don't understand this shit.

[03:08:48] How do they figure this shit out?

[03:08:54] Lee, check left here.

[03:08:56] Elite, check my asshole.

[03:09:01] One of these days, I'm gonna crack it and you're just gonna see me like that.

[03:09:04] I'm just gonna find the person.

[03:09:06] Yo!

[03:09:08] Wait, why don't we put the straw of them there all the way down the neighborhood?

[03:09:14] That's a good way to get down the neighbor side.

[03:09:16] We can ask them if they want to get in the water.

[03:09:18] Get in the water?

[03:09:20] I'll go to the door and need to water the same way.

[03:09:22] This is our straw, it's connected to our cooling source.

[03:09:26] We just get a million things of coolant and dump it all on the pool so it's like different

[03:09:31] and coolant.

[03:09:32] Whenever they get thirsty they can just suck on it.

[03:09:34] Not a bad shot.

[03:09:35] Just let the straw do the work.

[03:09:37] Let the straw do the work.

[03:09:39] You need the Samsung George?

[03:09:40] Uh, this should be George James.

[03:09:42] We gotta track all the suckage.

[03:09:52] We're home Chad!

[03:10:02] Yo yo yo yo, you want to see something funny?

[03:10:16] Dude! You're C-Bell!

[03:10:19] And...

[03:10:21] What are you gonna say about that?

[03:10:23] Nope, I'm on private property.

[03:10:25] Which doesn't... care about my property.

[03:10:27] Oh, fuck.

[03:10:28] They will care about it, because we're on my property.

[03:10:30] Just because it's the law doesn't mean I said to push it to your land.

[03:10:33] Why is there a toy for Jason and William?

[03:10:35] What the fuck is that?

[03:10:38] Wait, is that gonna fuck our shit up?

[03:10:40] No, okay.

[03:10:41] Yeah, it will.

[03:10:42] Better put the straw here.

[03:10:44] Let's put it under.

[03:10:48] Strong for Thanos.

[03:10:50] Strong for Pudgy.

[03:10:51] You make sure Thanos is just like, oh, they're just building like a regular size straw.

[03:10:56] Did you break it?

[03:10:57] Yeah.

[03:10:59] Oh, you broke my door.

[03:11:05] Yeah, leak.

[03:11:06] What the fuck do you want me to do?

[03:11:08] Leak, Turk Jason.

[03:11:10] Yeah, let's not leak the fucking 17 fucking thousand pound RV, bro.

[03:11:19] No one texted us.

[03:11:20] It matters.

[03:11:21] Should we go in there and get a stream off before him then?

[03:11:24] We should probably show the inside before anyone else.

[03:11:26] Should we do like a tour before you go in there?

[03:11:28] Should we spray all like farts right in there instead?

[03:11:30] Dude, I don't think you can't be funny.

[03:11:31] Am I bugging you?

[03:11:32] I think it's a flower to do a war.

[03:11:33] Oh my god, NMS versus NMSLD versus FOGSTOP?

[03:11:36] NMS versus matter?

[03:11:38] Ha ha ha. You like that one, bro?

[03:11:40] That's a lot. Whoa, whoa, why are we...

[03:11:42] Why are they co-

[03:11:43] It's like our part.

[03:11:50] Not my turd after.

[03:11:52] All right.

[03:11:53] All the cool aids.

[03:11:54] All the cool aids.

[03:11:56] From the front seat.

[03:11:57] The front.

[03:11:58] The front.

[03:12:00] What?

[03:12:02] You're about to bounce, bro.

[03:12:05] Pepsi, you're nowhere about to leave.

[03:12:07] Bro, L-Bepsy!

[03:12:09] I'm sure you said the boulet do the work.

[03:12:11] Just let the straw do the work, Matt.

[03:12:18] Now we suck.

[03:12:25] Dude, is that it?

[03:12:31] If you wouldn't have touched that, it probably would have just exploded.

[03:12:35] Hey, bro, didn't mean to leak the big thousand-toward RV

[03:12:44] I'm sorry, bro fog. Should we go into it? They'll do a little tour

[03:12:54] All right, all right, so let's talk about it. Oh

[03:12:59] Yo, yo, yo YouTube today

[03:13:01] We're building the world's longest straw jump a high YouTube if you're here from the YouTube

[03:13:04] Hi twitch if you're here from twitch. Yo today. We're building the world's longest straw. It's not 800 feet

[03:13:09] We're gonna go from the top of there on the top of the building right on top of the hill all the way through this mega

[03:13:15] Mansion

[03:13:17] We're gonna suck it through the straw. Okay about 800 feet of suckage and yeah, let's see if we could suck

[03:13:34] What's up dude? You want to help suck or no?

[03:13:36] I don't think so.

[03:13:38] Alright, Bev, what's the strat here?

[03:13:40] Is that an absolute?

[03:13:42] Yeah, that's 30.

[03:13:46] Evsy, what do you need from me?

[03:13:48] Mmm, mmm.

[03:13:50] Do you guys have a fill in the water?

[03:13:52] Get your life sucked and warmed up. Maybe you and Lays go inside.

[03:13:54] Put the camera down.

[03:13:56] You want to help me suck you off or no?

[03:13:58] I'm just saying one more voice.

[03:14:00] Are you not ending until you finish the whole tub?

[03:14:02] Oh no, I don't know, I think you have to finish the tub with it right here, like a waste of food bags.

[03:14:08] Well, you know what we bought, right? It's expired Kool-Aid.

[03:14:11] Oh, it's expired?

[03:14:12] So we can't have you drink all of it.

[03:14:14] He's right. I cannot believe we didn't know about some.

[03:14:16] And the heat.

[03:14:22] Should we do the Kool-Aid challenge?

[03:14:25] Whoa, smell that. Oh my God.

[03:14:28] That is strong.

[03:14:31] strong shit that shit yeah it's a nose it's cool a good for you yeah oh no it's

[03:14:38] little fucking jug of sugar that you're holding really yeah so how do they sell

[03:14:43] this it's a jug of sugar sugar brown it's like cheapest fuck kids really I

[03:14:50] won down how many people we got a bunch of tape that yeah we're gonna save it

[03:14:58] we just have a seat maybe wait do you want me to do that you're gonna go

[03:15:00] Look for the water over there.

[03:15:01] You can go fill the water.

[03:15:02] Put that in the car, yeah?

[03:15:06] In the car, go fill it up and then bring it back right here.

[03:15:09] When you're driving it back, don't spill any of it.

[03:15:13] Okay, Matt.

[03:15:14] If you spill, you've got to go back and refill it here.

[03:15:16] Okay, Matt.

[03:15:18] Oh, seriously?

[03:15:19] Now all my friends are under all this.

[03:15:21] Wait, what?

[03:15:22] Oh, are you serious?

[03:15:23] Wait, L run in the chat.

[03:15:25] We're going to L run.

[03:15:27] Let's go.

[03:15:28] Ready

[03:15:31] Hop in the cart though

[03:15:36] It's like a heist mission from GTA get our setups in we have to get our chat right now is the setup

[03:15:49] Why it melted the piece melts it off

[03:15:53] Hey, what's up, bro?

[03:15:55] chicken leg piece. Hey bro, what's up bro? The piece is off.

[03:16:03] Chicken leg piece. It smells like up dog. Ha ha! Alright, it's the setup chat. If you're

[03:16:12] here from you guys, YouTube's watching right now so make sure you say hi. Alright, ready?

[03:16:15] It's the setup, okay? Yeah. So let's go. First thing we're doing is filling up the water.

[03:16:20] First, we fill up the water!

[03:16:22] Alright, where's the water?

[03:16:24] That's how that's...

[03:16:26] Oh, fuck, the whole E-Darby.

[03:16:28] Hey, Bet.

[03:16:30] Hey, man.

[03:16:32] I want to say, bro, and...

[03:16:34] Bro, I just want to say, without you, none of this would have been possible.

[03:16:36] Alright, thanks, guys.

[03:16:38] And you are the MVP.

[03:16:40] Thank you.

[03:16:42] Thank you.

[03:16:44] Thank you.

[03:16:46] Thank you.

[03:16:48] And you are the MVP

[03:16:50] Look at you. Just on the ground helping though. Thanks, man. Appreciate you. No bullshit that it wasn't for you

[03:16:55] We would be lost

[03:17:01] He's just so grateful that like he's employed by stable fucking Robert

[03:17:07] All right, bro, it's super important though. We don't mess up any of this water. So do we put on our lap like what's the tech here?

[03:17:13] Oh, I don't know.

[03:17:15] Chad, what's the tech here? Look at the back.

[03:17:17] Just put it on the ground, but I don't think you're gonna sit in the back.

[03:17:21] That's not a bad idea.

[03:17:26] There's the hose.

[03:17:28] Oh, yeah.

[03:17:29] Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs.

[03:17:31] You ready?

[03:17:32] I do. That one's actually pretty good.

[03:17:34] Hi.

[03:17:35] I

[03:17:41] Check you're ready. We got to be very strategic here with

[03:17:47] Like that. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what else would be ideal. Did you deal to deal?

[03:17:59] Wait, so you're telling me this

[03:18:05] One, two, it's so hot.

[03:18:10] Oh my God, feel it, feel it in your hand.

[03:18:14] Wow, it's actually like burning hot.

[03:18:16] It's just because of the thing in the sun, but.

[03:18:18] Hold on.

[03:18:19] Wait.

[03:18:20] Now it's good.

[03:18:21] Oh, now it's cold.

[03:18:22] All right.

[03:18:23] Ready?

[03:18:24] One, two, three.

[03:18:25] All right.

[03:18:26] Now just let the hose do the work.

[03:18:28] All right, now just let the hose do the work.

[03:18:35] In the meantime, while we talk about this route, let's end your mind.

[03:18:41] I don't know.

[03:18:42] I'll get a bit of trouble with that.

[03:18:44] Ooh, good angles.

[03:18:45] Dude, this is my year to go.

[03:18:49] Now, Jack, question.

[03:18:51] What is that in the tube?

[03:18:54] Do I like drain this first?

[03:18:56] There's like something in the, oh, I see.

[03:19:02] All right.

[03:19:03] How long does this take?

[03:19:05] A couple of minutes.

[03:19:07] Okay, Chad, how long is it going to take for us to suck all the water out?

[03:19:10] Not much, I think a little bit.

[03:19:12] Really?

[03:19:13] No, but isn't it?

[03:19:14] I'm not trying to sound stupid, but isn't it mathematical?

[03:19:16] If you just go like once, then it comes.

[03:19:18] Like, it doesn't matter what, it's like pressure?

[03:19:20] I don't know.

[03:19:21] Wait, Chad, I don't know.

[03:19:23] This is ten years.

[03:19:33] They have to pee in this for sure, but...

[03:19:38] Chad, I'm going to pee.

[03:19:53] Bruh

[03:20:15] Holy shit, why is the water gray?

[03:20:18] I don't know.

[03:20:19] You're not going to drink that much anyways.

[03:20:23] No, but you don't understand it.

[03:20:25] That's how it flows.

[03:20:27] What?

[03:20:28] What?

[03:20:29] What?

[03:20:30] Where's Lynch?

[03:20:31] Bro, I did not pee myself.

[03:20:34] Bro, it's awful.

[03:20:35] It's awful.

[03:20:36] What are you going to do?

[03:20:38] I know, but I'm going to sit in there.

[03:20:41] Okay.

[03:20:42] I'm gonna sit in there.

[03:20:51] What?

[03:20:54] Yeah, go ahead and read it.

[03:20:56] I want to say you should grab a snare sound and put it on your desktop engine.

[03:20:59] Why?

[03:21:02] Why?

[03:21:12] What did he say, did he say the maximum, like what, we do it to a fill?

[03:21:37] Chad what did the Bebsi say?

[03:21:42] What do you think of this?

[03:21:47] Probably he's telling me to drive with it.

[03:21:52] It's going to be good.

[03:21:55] He might just be putting it in and setting it off.

[03:21:58] Guys I'm not peeing myself.

[03:22:01] I think that's good now.

[03:22:06] Yeah.

[03:22:16] What?

[03:22:29] Alright, now we can't...

[03:22:31] No fucking mess up chat.

[03:22:36] Do I just sit in it?

[03:22:41] Yeah.

[03:22:42] You don't want to just go forward and be around?

[03:22:52] Oh yeah.

[03:22:53] Oh god.

[03:22:54] Slow and steady chat.

[03:22:56] Is that enough?

[03:22:58] slow and steady chat is that enough no it's not high enough

[03:23:09] What was that Pepsi?

[03:23:11] Did we- should I do that more?

[03:23:14] Loki should I get some speed?

[03:23:23] This is the dumbest shit we've ever done.

[03:23:25] I think I know what it is.

[03:23:27] Oh yeah.

[03:23:28] Haha! Right now, Loki.

[03:23:30] This is actually clutch.

[03:23:36] This peaceful is fucked, though.

[03:23:38] Not a single drop of what she said

[03:23:46] What do they say

[03:23:52] Careful SpongeBob careful SpongeBob

[03:23:55] Now the only problem is once we put all the Kool-Aid in it's no going back

[03:24:01] So we fucked that up

[03:24:08] Try.

[03:24:09] Whatever that we drive up the hill fucking sharp as hell...

[03:24:11] T-T-T-T-T-T!

[03:24:12] T-T-T-T-T-T!

[03:24:13] T-T-T-T-T!

[03:24:18] T-T-T-T-T-T!

[03:24:22] Pepsi!

[03:24:24] Pepsi!

[03:24:26] Yo, woesh can we use Jason's Samsung?

[03:24:30] Hey, we need two ingests for this.

[03:24:33] Pepsi, is this enough water?

[03:24:35] Whoops!

[03:24:36] I just ran over the tubes.

[03:24:38] Oh, fuck. Is that water?

[03:24:40] That looks good.

[03:24:41] All right, should I go to the top?

[03:24:43] Yeah, look here.

[03:24:44] You want to hand me the coolant? I'm gonna fill it up at the top.

[03:24:46] No, we should fill it up last, once we get the straw in it.

[03:24:49] So, do I go put this down?

[03:24:51] Yeah.

[03:24:52] All right.

[03:24:53] All right, no fucking up.

[03:24:55] Fuck these up, okay?

[03:24:58] That's just easier if we have a touch bar.

[03:25:03] Yeah.

[03:25:04] They'll be quick. Can you find it for me?

[03:25:08] Oh my God. Careful.

[03:25:10] Okay, what if I just hold it like...

[03:25:12] Oh, I can't even lift it, Lace.

[03:25:14] That's really heavy.

[03:25:18] See what's in the gas.

[03:25:26] Oh, gosh.

[03:25:28] Oh, God.

[03:25:31] Oh, no. It's dripping, Lace.

[03:25:34] Careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful, careful,

[03:25:49] careful, careful, careful, wait, wait, wait, oh god, oh god, oh god, what was that?

[03:26:03] Oh god. Oh no, what is that sound?

[03:26:07] Oh no.

[03:26:09] I can't lift it at least.

[03:26:10] Gas it.

[03:26:14] Momentum.

[03:26:17] Wait, momentum.

[03:26:19] Should I gas it?

[03:26:20] I don't know, we're getting there already.

[03:26:23] Our ocean's gone, bro.

[03:26:24] We lost our supply.

[03:26:26] It's actually not bad.

[03:26:27] It's not bad.

[03:26:28] I wish tree this one.

[03:26:29] I don't know, it's behind us, yeah?

[03:26:31] Where's this one?

[03:26:31] I don't know.

[03:26:32] I think it's...

[03:26:33] This one in front of us.

[03:26:34] Is the one in front of us, Shat?

[03:26:37] They don't?

[03:26:40] I like it this way.

[03:26:42] All right, ready?

[03:26:54] Lays?

[03:26:54] Turn to each other's.

[03:26:56] It's not going.

[03:26:57] Turn to each other's.

[03:27:00] No, the parking brake's supposed to work.

[03:27:02] Let's turn the cards out, guys.

[03:27:04] Bro, I am.

[03:27:10] Bro, what the fuck?

[03:27:17] Bro, the brake's not working now.

[03:27:23] What?

[03:27:24] She's funny.

[03:27:26] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. I think we're sorry we didn't know. Oh now it works. Hi.

[03:27:42] I mean, that looks like dog.

[03:27:48] Hi.

[03:27:49] Oh, my God.

[03:27:52] Can you, can you help me?

[03:28:02] Hey, how you doing?

[03:28:11] Hey, how you doing?

[03:28:12] What's going on?

[03:28:13] Um, can you help me real quick?

[03:28:17] I just got to move this water, and then I got to put it down,

[03:28:20] and then I'm done.

[03:28:21] OK.

[03:28:22] Yeah, I need you to move the car.

[03:28:24] I need you to move my car.

[03:28:26] Yeah, I just needed to move something real quick.

[03:28:28] Can I just get some help with the waters?

[03:28:32] No.

[03:28:34] No, that's all you.

[03:28:36] All right, get me another.

[03:28:41] I got this.

[03:28:43] Fucking god.

[03:28:45] Oh fuck.

[03:28:47] Fuck!

[03:28:49] I'm- I'm-

[03:28:51] Please it's all over.

[03:28:53] Please it's all over.

[03:28:55] I don't think I can lift it.

[03:28:57] I need help!

[03:28:59] Please!

[03:29:01] This window's already out bro.

[03:29:03] I can't do it. I can't lift it.

[03:29:05] How much does this lift it?

[03:29:07] I don't think I can lift it.

[03:29:09] I can't do it. I can't lift it. How much does it lift this? Can you try helping me?

[03:29:14] Bro, it's gonna tip. It's gonna tip, ladies. It's gonna fucking tip. It's not gonna be funny anymore.

[03:29:28] Motherfucker.

[03:29:39] Fuck! Pepsi! It fucking fell!

[03:29:50] Oh my god, we taped this?

[03:29:52] Dude, no. No more tape, bruh.

[03:29:55] Get in the car. We gotta find an alternative.

[03:29:59] Fuck, these shoes are fucked!

[03:30:01] Can you put that in?

[03:30:02] Ooh, they're drenched, bruh.

[03:30:04] fuck! wrong way wrong way wrong way! it's not breaking!

[03:30:14] fuck how do we leave the new sepepsi? what do we tell him?

[03:30:24] he might just leave our asses and go home bro

[03:30:27] why did it fucking explode? it just evaporated look at it

[03:30:31] Howdy!

[03:30:31] Can I buy a bag of your latest stuff?

[03:30:35] Fuck!

[03:30:35] Okay, we gotta figure out an alternative here, though.

[03:30:37] This isn't gonna work.

[03:30:38] Well, yeah.

[03:30:39] Well, now we've gotta get a trash can.

[03:30:40] It's just gonna be disgusting,

[03:30:41] because now I've gotta suck out of a trash can.

[03:30:44] Also true.

[03:30:45] Fuck, bro, my shoes are soaked!

[03:30:47] See you, bro.

[03:30:51] Just gotta find a little ash can.

[03:30:53] Okay, the alternative?

[03:30:54] I know what it is.

[03:30:55] I know what it is.

[03:30:56] We just put it in the cart,

[03:30:58] and we just leave it in the cart.

[03:31:00] Okay.

[03:31:01] Yeah

[03:31:03] Okay, what do we sell? We got we got a lie. We got a lie things. I'm gonna do this

[03:31:06] Okay, Thanos came and set that shit

[03:31:10] A little uppercut and came and fucking

[03:31:14] Knocked it out your hand and then ran away. Oh, that's it

[03:31:17] Brother there's a fuck

[03:31:25] That's about you good

[03:31:27] Bro, there was a fucking leprechaun that was searching for a fucking rainbow, I'm not

[03:31:36] getting it.

[03:31:37] And, and he dropped it when he was going for the gold.

[03:31:41] I'm not getting that.

[03:31:42] So there was a leprechaun.

[03:31:44] It literally came flying in on a rainbow, just sliding down.

[03:31:47] Bro, we gotta find an alternative, we need a trash gun now.

[03:31:51] What?

[03:31:52] No.

[03:31:53] Oh, let's see. You can use the flex seal.

[03:32:01] Right? That's what's more for the ass.

[03:32:05] Bro, that's a fucking fake. It's fake. How does that break?

[03:32:14] Okay, it's okay. It's okay. I'm gonna find a trash can.

[03:32:17] Alright? Oh. Let's find a trash can.

[03:32:23] What's up, dude?

[03:32:25] What's going on, boy?

[03:32:27] Not much anymore.

[03:32:29] We gotta go get a trash can.

[03:32:31] Ah.

[03:32:33] Thanks.

[03:32:35] No, it was a lot of fun.

[03:32:37] Betsy, don't worry, boys.

[03:32:39] Get those two training. We're good.

[03:32:49] I need to swap my shoes.

[03:32:51] Oh

[03:32:56] But we fucked up this now this is mad of us I gotta try my shoes hold on

[03:33:05] It's gonna go right here

[03:33:13] Oh having wet socks are you the worst thing ever

[03:33:15] Burger, what do you do, bro?

[03:33:23] All you do is just sit there all fucking day.

[03:33:25] Do I even need socks?

[03:33:28] I'm a fucking grown ass man in a phone house, bro.

[03:33:31] What the fuck is they talking about?

[03:33:33] Let's go.

[03:33:34] We gotta find something to clear down our drink out of, or just something to large.

[03:33:45] Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[03:33:51] What the fuck?

[03:33:55] Huh?

[03:33:58] What made you wear glasses?

[03:34:02] What made me wear glasses?

[03:34:03] Why did he duck?

[03:34:04] What made me wear glasses?

[03:34:06] What the fuck do you think made me wear glasses?

[03:34:09] He probably wore it.

[03:34:12] I think that kind of solution.

[03:34:16] We can use Jason's dirty, stinky s-drop skin.

[03:34:19] Okay, that's the last solution.

[03:34:22] Okay, so I think the solution here is we just...

[03:34:26] Oh my God, trust action stuff here.

[03:34:28] Ew, bro. I saw something knot.

[03:34:30] Yeah, I know.

[03:34:31] Oh, God.

[03:34:33] So the solution is we leave it in the golf cart and we just walk down.

[03:34:38] Because we can't pick it up.

[03:34:40] Well, we bring it out there and then we bring it back to my pocket and fill it up.

[03:34:47] Bro, we need to check. David's telling us we can put all the water in.

[03:34:50] What's something that we can put all the water in?

[03:34:53] What the fuck? The back's a little totally cold chest.

[03:34:57] What the fuck?

[03:34:58] We're back.

[03:35:01] Perfect.

[03:35:02] Ew, bro, what is in there?

[03:35:05] Ew, hell no.

[03:35:07] It's a punch.

[03:35:08] No, that should sat in the no AC kitchen with filter the broom with alcohol and punch and

[03:35:18] juice and shit.

[03:35:19] Bro, we need it.

[03:35:20] Bro, we need it.

[03:35:21] Just clean it.

[03:35:22] You need it?

[03:35:23] I don't need it.

[03:35:24] I don't need it.

[03:35:25] I don't need it.

[03:35:26] I don't need it.

[03:35:27] I don't need it.

[03:35:28] I don't need it.

[03:35:29] Bro, I can clean it.

[03:35:30] Which one?

[03:35:31] No, I need it.

[03:35:32] This shit's like melted on there.

[03:35:33] Is that enough?

[03:35:34] Is this enough?

[03:35:35] I'll clean it.

[03:35:36] We'll find another one.

[03:35:37] Let's go downstairs.

[03:35:38] Bro!

[03:35:40] Holy shit, it's vocal.

[03:35:43] What are we doing, bro?

[03:35:45] I feel like there's got to be some storage downstairs.

[03:35:48] Whoa!

[03:35:50] Not the equipment plus, man.

[03:35:52] But that one, look.

[03:35:53] You're not allowed in here.

[03:35:54] That's not enough.

[03:35:56] Fuck.

[03:35:59] Bro, Chad, what could we use?

[03:36:00] Think of something.

[03:36:01] Use your brain.

[03:36:02] What could we use?

[03:36:03] What if we just use my mouth?

[03:36:05] Yeah, sounds mostly.

[03:36:07] What if he took out your bath?

[03:36:09] He could take out your bathtub.

[03:36:11] Oh, I think we just used his bed. I just cleaned it up.

[03:36:14] You know what this is.

[03:36:15] Oh, God.

[03:36:16] It's like...

[03:36:17] I can't even explain how long that shit sat down and touched.

[03:36:20] There was like flies and bugs in there.

[03:36:22] It's all my fault, Chad. Elrond.

[03:36:24] Elrond and the Chad.

[03:36:25] I don't think you might have another one of those upstairs.

[03:36:29] It's just gotta put me in it.

[03:36:31] Fuck, I'm an idiot, bro.

[03:36:33] Ah, that's mean.

[03:36:35] Is the pipes ready at least?

[03:36:37] Yeah.

[03:36:38] Bro, the pipes are ready and I fucked it up.

[03:36:40] I'm a fucking idiot, bro.

[03:36:42] You'll fuck you!

[03:36:46] Should I just wait here?

[03:36:48] Yeah.

[03:36:53] Where did this guy come from?

[03:36:55] Shut up, shut up, I got into trouble.

[03:37:02] Bro.

[03:37:03] No, I'm telling you, that's the best solution.

[03:37:08] Oh, that was...

[03:37:10] I haven't been on a fierce team with them.

[03:37:12] Yeah.

[03:37:13] Talk about it.

[03:37:14] Ah, like, they're homeless in here.

[03:37:16] It's quite a...

[03:37:17] Who is it?

[03:37:18] Squanderts.

[03:37:19] Oh, what the fuck?

[03:37:20] Wait, hold on.

[03:37:21] I told you we'd show it.

[03:37:25] Ah, this, this trash can's not a...

[03:37:27] Bruh.

[03:37:28] It's not a bag.

[03:37:29] That's the most...

[03:37:31] That's the one that that one girl broke into a couch.

[03:37:34] I mean...

[03:37:36] I could use it, it's just...

[03:37:38] I guess.

[03:37:40] Last time we used a trash can, we set up a child to look out.

[03:37:42] What's a brand?

[03:37:43] We bought a brand trash can though.

[03:37:45] Are we gonna clean this?

[03:37:47] Try it, yeah.

[03:37:49] There's like, a liquid on the bottom.

[03:37:51] Oh my...

[03:37:51] Is there?

[03:37:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll have to get that one out of here.

[03:37:55] Bro, we're fucked!

[03:37:56] Are these true?

[03:37:57] Are these true walls, sandals?

[03:37:59] Oh, they are.

[03:38:00] I'll be using these today.

[03:38:02] W.

[03:38:03] Nice.

[03:38:04] Do you have a trash bag?

[03:38:05] Do you have a trash bag?

[03:38:06] Do you have a trash bag?

[03:38:07] Do you still have that?

[03:38:08] No, no, no.

[03:38:09] We could put a trash bag in it.

[03:38:11] Do you have a desktop sling?

[03:38:14] I don't know.

[03:38:15] Burger's in there.

[03:38:16] I can't run that.

[03:38:17] That one's got a dirty tip.

[03:38:20] Hold on, now.

[03:38:21] Hold on, now.

[03:38:22] That one's pretty clean.

[03:38:23] I mean, bro, does it matter?

[03:38:24] All I'm doing is trying to get one sip.

[03:38:26] Oh, just spray with the O's right here?

[03:38:27] Is that enough meters?

[03:38:28] Yeah, it's funny.

[03:38:29] Let me.

[03:38:30] Alright.

[03:38:30] This is ninety-five years.

[03:38:34] That one won't break.

[03:38:35] You can just walk it up there.

[03:38:37] Let's do it.

[03:38:38] Where's that hose?

[03:38:39] Oh, I'll have to tell that.

[03:38:40] I'll call you when that one's done, ladies.

[03:38:42] No, I've done no work.

[03:38:43] Do you know ladies is a Hollister model?

[03:38:45] You're pulling it backwards, I think.

[03:38:47] Shut the fuck up.

[03:38:48] Pull it backwards.

[03:38:49] Go fuck yourself.

[03:38:53] I'm just thinking I'm dumb, bro.

[03:38:55] I might even be pulling this problem down.

[03:38:56] Man, look at this shit.

[03:38:59] What game is that?

[03:39:05] Oh, it's the Wii.

[03:39:07] The Wii was the best console.

[03:39:09] Brothers dude, Laze asked me to get on fucking 2k yesterday, bro. Yo, bro, I'm on 2k14 on the Wii U still, brother.

[03:39:19] That was the worst shit I've ever...

[03:39:22] I'll be back, I gotta go get the cart. The tubes are ready?

[03:39:25] Cart, yo, get Laze the cart.

[03:39:27] Yo, what the fuck?

[03:39:29] You want to take a little shortcut or no?

[03:39:34] Sure.

[03:39:35] Watch this for anything.

[03:39:36] Whoa!

[03:39:37] That bird just came out of the fucking thing.

[03:39:40] Is that an RV Don't Leave Kit?

[03:39:45] Oh, ladies.

[03:39:46] Yeah, bro.

[03:39:47] Is he gonna left?

[03:39:48] I don't know.

[03:39:49] I've never been this way.

[03:39:50] I'm a little creepy though.

[03:39:55] Alright! Back to step one.

[03:40:02] Life like this sure is great, huh?

[03:40:11] Oh god, it goes all over on materials.

[03:40:13] Oh god, don't tell Pepsi. Oh god. Do not tell Pepsi. I did not see those.

[03:40:21] Hey hey hey hey!

[03:40:23] Yo this dude just ran over our shit!

[03:40:28] Hold on, Beth.

[03:40:33] We can make a rainbow.

[03:40:36] Can we clear this?

[03:40:38] Clear this.

[03:40:40] It's not a good thing.

[03:40:42] Holy shit.

[03:40:44] We can make a rainbow.

[03:40:46] Can we clear this?

[03:40:48] Clear this.

[03:40:50] Holy shit.

[03:40:51] Dude, I'm sure we got a hot again right here.

[03:40:54] You clean it first or no?

[03:40:55] Yeah.

[03:40:57] Are all the tubes ready?

[03:40:59] Yeah.

[03:41:00] How the fuck did you do it so quickly?

[03:41:02] I didn't even do much.

[03:41:04] Right here.

[03:41:06] We're gonna put it in the car.

[03:41:07] Shut up.

[03:41:08] We're just cleaning it.

[03:41:16] I mean, that's clean enough for me.

[03:41:18] Probably.

[03:41:50] All right, nice part too, yeah?

[03:41:55] W, W.

[03:41:58] All right, you told...

[03:42:00] Oh, I don't need the brakes in.

[03:42:03] Stop, stop, stop.

[03:42:08] Whoa, whoa, this guy's got a mind of his own.

[03:42:11] What the...

[03:42:12] What the...

[03:42:14] No!

[03:42:14] It's the, it's the.

[03:42:16] It's the, it's the, it's the...

[03:42:26] Whoa!

[03:42:27] Yeah, it's the, it's the!

[03:42:29] Whoa.

[03:42:34] What the fuck?

[03:42:36] How did it do that?

[03:42:38] Oh my God, that was...

[03:42:40] That was good.

[03:42:42] Oh, that's a good one, bro.

[03:42:43] That's an actual laugh right there.

[03:42:45] What's up?

[03:42:46] That was actually funny.

[03:42:49] Well, look.

[03:42:50] I was like, even when I passed, I was like,

[03:42:54] oh, a little shotgun.

[03:42:59] It's got a mind of its own, though, look.

[03:43:02] Oh.

[03:43:03] You're shocked.

[03:43:04] Yeah.

[03:43:12] Bro, should we go put the baby oil on this?

[03:43:16] There's some baby oil over there.

[03:43:34] That's great.

[03:43:35] Let's see what she is.

[03:43:42] I'm not going to lie, there seems to be more water in this one, I think it's just deeper,

[03:43:49] and I don't think we realize, you see how much more in this one, but it is clearer, is it

[03:43:54] not?

[03:43:55] I don't know, almost ready, can we just shut it too?

[03:44:08] Almost ready shut it

[03:44:18] What's that

[03:44:24] The hose who works at

[03:44:26] Alright, we're almost ready.

[03:44:36] Hey, YouTube!

[03:44:38] Now that we're back, we fucked up the first one.

[03:44:40] Ah, G.H.

[03:44:42] Alright, that's good.

[03:44:44] That's good, pal.

[03:45:03] Turn around a little bit.

[03:45:10] Fuck.

[03:45:44] I didn't mean to break that one on God.

[03:45:46] I swear to God I tried lifting it

[03:45:48] and it was so fucking heavy.

[03:45:53] Did you get on here?

[03:45:56] What am I, swung us in the pool?

[03:45:58] You should have done it.

[03:45:59] Oh my God, it would be hilarious.

[03:46:02] If we drove right in, it would be so funny.

[03:46:04] I can't lift one of those nuts man, come on.

[03:46:06] No, one of these days,

[03:46:06] he's trying to jump the pool with this stuff.

[03:46:08] Burger, burger.

[03:46:11] He's in there hiding.

[03:46:12] Oh, this is way better. Look at this shit.

[03:46:16] Oh, he lies. He's going to go fast.

[03:46:19] Oh, I can't break. Oh, God, I can't break.

[03:46:22] Alright, someone get the cool head, yeah?

[03:46:25] Oh, we gotta go up first.

[03:46:27] Oh, yeah.

[03:46:29] Then we build the hose, and then we mix it, and then we drink it.

[03:46:32] He's right, Chad. He's right.

[03:46:37] You want to try to help me get this out? It's so heavy.

[03:46:40] I can't

[03:46:47] I can't

[03:46:52] what did we just throw off the cliff?

[03:46:53] Except the gas to the worst

[03:46:54] Oh god it's all the...

[03:46:58] Holy fucking...

[03:46:59] That would have been bad

[03:47:02] Bro I can't let you waste all this perfectly good water

[03:47:05] It was expired water

[03:47:06] It was expired

[03:47:07] It's not locking. Oh, there we go.

[03:47:18] Alright, Ron, you got it, bro.

[03:47:25] Bad idea, bet.

[03:47:28] Alright, what's the strap here?

[03:47:31] No, it's so heavy.

[03:47:33] Slide it down.

[03:47:35] You gotta help.

[03:47:37] Hold this.

[03:47:39] No, put your hand here.

[03:47:41] Yeah.

[03:47:43] Three, two, one.

[03:47:45] You gotta help hold over here.

[03:47:47] Now just slide it down.

[03:47:49] You got it, bro.

[03:47:51] What do you mean you give up?

[03:47:53] Help!

[03:47:55] It's gonna happen again!

[03:47:57] No, you got it this time.

[03:47:59] I don't see a rainbow, I don't see a butterfly on this.

[03:48:02] Fuck it, I've been hitting the gym.

[03:48:04] Ah!

[03:48:05] Okay, sit down, sit down.

[03:48:08] Hi.

[03:48:09] Hi, Keesh.

[03:48:10] That's good.

[03:48:11] I'm in good marketing for this pool.

[03:48:16] Hi, it's good.

[03:48:20] We can keep it sealed until it's ready.

[03:48:24] That's good fun.

[03:48:27] Let's go back down.

[03:48:37] It's not breaking.

[03:48:48] Oh god it's not breaking.

[03:48:50] It's not breaking.

[03:48:52] Oh.

[03:48:54] Yeah.

[03:48:56] How does that walk down actually?

[03:48:58] What?

[03:49:00] It's a lie.

[03:49:02] Where's he?

[03:49:06] What the f-

[03:49:08] Yo, what is he about to build?

[03:49:10] Yo, Pepsi.

[03:49:12] Yo.

[03:49:14] Where'd you get that pencil?

[03:49:16] You want to come down with us already we're like moving faster though I guess he's building

[03:49:32] something. Doodle Bob-ass pencil.

[03:49:42] Look at him, bro. Look at that big-ass fucking...

[03:49:45] What the fuck? That big-ass pet, that T-Banks-ass pencil.

[03:49:55] All right, so this is gonna be the hardest part is the straw.

[03:49:58] Yeah.

[03:49:59] Wait, Betsy didn't even build it.

[03:50:16] Alright.

[03:50:18] Now what?

[03:50:21] Oh God Chad, this is already miserable.

[03:50:23] Alright, so now we have to put all these tubes together.

[03:50:26] What? You gonna get your tooth side?

[03:50:31] It's gonna be the hardest part.

[03:50:34] But once it's accomplished, it'll look good.

[03:50:38] Alright. You gotta wait for daddy.

[03:50:43] Get your pencil gone.

[03:50:46] Alright, so what's this right here?

[03:50:49] All of these? How many do we need?

[03:50:53] It'd be all the clear ones low here. That's not where they're clear.

[03:50:56] Those aren't all clear.

[03:50:57] These are clear?

[03:50:59] These are clear.

[03:51:01] Here we meet your great son.

[03:51:07] That's to get behind my little shit.

[03:51:11] See leaves when I got behind my little shit.

[03:51:13] Think they're right at least?

[03:51:15] Probably, yeah.

[03:51:20] Alright.

[03:51:23] Now, this is in a YouTube video, so not everything is perfect, okay?

[03:51:27] So just calm down.

[03:51:28] You want me to bring everything?

[03:51:29] Yeah, I'll serve with this.

[03:51:30] This will get us pretty warm.

[03:51:31] Should I go up with it warm, bet?

[03:51:32] Yeah.

[03:51:33] Fuck it, Chad.

[03:51:34] We have oil already.

[03:51:35] Got a little bit of oil.

[03:51:36] It's a good thing.

[03:51:37] Yeah

[03:51:44] My gold with warm up

[03:51:48] Fuck it's out. We have already

[03:51:55] He's right

[03:52:03] Swag

[03:52:05] Oh, god.

[03:52:07] You all right?

[03:52:08] Yeah.

[03:52:13] All righty.

[03:52:14] Uh-oh.

[03:52:17] What if our cooler was gone?

[03:52:18] We could like roll down that hill.

[03:52:20] It's like a rainbow.

[03:52:23] What do we saw?

[03:52:23] Leprechaun.

[03:52:24] Remember that?

[03:52:24] Bro, I'm telling you, he's there.

[03:52:26] You saw him, right?

[03:52:26] I did see him.

[03:52:27] Bro, if you catch him, you can go to Imagination Land.

[03:52:29] Oh, shit.

[03:52:30] I'll catch you.

[03:52:31] Wee.

[03:52:35] All right, talk to me, Ben.

[03:52:40] Should I pull the tubes out?

[03:52:42] What?

[03:52:44] Yeah, we got to start, uh, maybe get the long ones.

[03:52:48] Heard you?

[03:52:49] Maybe just start on a rabble.

[03:52:51] Heard you? Heard you?

[03:53:00] It's like this shirt's great.

[03:53:02] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie without you.

[03:53:04] I don't think I could have done this map.

[03:53:06] Really?

[03:53:07] I know it's hard to believe.

[03:53:08] Without ladies, I couldn't have done it.

[03:53:10] I don't know.

[03:53:12] You know we need you for the pie cost, bro.

[03:53:16] You guys alright?

[03:53:17] I don't even know what the pie cost is, bro.

[03:53:19] Wait, what?

[03:53:20] I don't know what the pie cost.

[03:53:21] About $9.

[03:53:22] That's such a good name.

[03:53:24] Oh my God.

[03:53:25] Blast it.

[03:53:26] Alright.

[03:53:27] Here we go.

[03:53:28] Open it up.

[03:53:31] Wait, is that not going to work?

[03:53:32] We're just gonna hold it there so we can, you know, start unraveling it.

[03:53:36] Oh, we need a third person for this thing.

[03:53:37] Why?

[03:53:38] Because we need someone to hold it in the thing.

[03:53:40] No, you just take it. That's what we did last time.

[03:53:43] Okay. Oh my god, that's it?

[03:53:46] That's why we got a lot.

[03:53:48] Holy shit. All right, I'll follow you.

[03:53:54] Chad, this is the hard part, so entertain yourselves while we work.

[03:53:58] Oh, no.

[03:53:59] Stop!

[03:54:01] It works?

[03:54:02] You can make those people from India where they put the rings on their neck and make their

[03:54:19] neck longer.

[03:54:20] I

[03:54:23] Like Indian people like sometimes put like they move stuff

[03:54:28] Oh

[03:54:34] You don't like fucking fridges on the head shit they balance it

[03:54:39] Are they scared you a robbing this shit? Holy shit scissors

[03:54:46] Perhaps

[03:54:48] Remember don't be a litter bug make sure you keep these.

[03:54:51] Of course bro.

[03:54:53] These are real quick.

[03:54:57] These are real quick.

[03:54:59] I'll be wrong in the chat.

[03:55:01] Oh there's two. Nice.

[03:55:04] Yeah this might take a turn on me.

[03:55:06] Look at that hawk. Oh my god I was about to get something.

[03:55:09] What a burger.

[03:55:11] No.

[03:55:13] Fuck, bro. Who's stealing this?

[03:55:16] Like...

[03:55:20] Who love me? Where's my...

[03:55:22] If I died tomorrow, would you be sad?

[03:55:24] Probably.

[03:55:25] Probably.

[03:55:26] I got to think about it.

[03:55:27] Yeah, probably have to think about it.

[03:55:30] Like, I have to think like, is it working sad or shall I just put it in my bio?

[03:55:40] One minute?

[03:55:41] Yeah, Ron, you're welcome, next time.

[03:55:44] See, like this one's way less.

[03:55:47] Chad, what's the first thing y'all would do if you saw me die?

[03:55:50] Do you think they'd like eronify people?

[03:55:52] Hopefully, I wouldn't.

[03:55:54] Oh, wow.

[03:55:54] You would be fired if you died.

[03:55:56] Like, the AI ship would be pretty.

[03:55:57] What the fuck?

[03:55:58] I dropped it.

[03:55:58] I'll pick it up later.

[03:55:59] Imagine, like, you, Harambe, Charlie Kirk,

[03:56:02] all like, in that picture in heaven, you know, AI together.

[03:56:05] Oh my god, it'd be so good.

[03:56:07] I'm not even kidding, bro.

[03:56:09] It's about to be one year, bro.

[03:56:11] Yeah, bro, they're crazy. I know one year since the last sub-a-thon we were together with that never we

[03:56:16] Yeah, we were looking at houses. I didn't believe I thought you're trolling

[03:56:34] Actually doesn't seem like it's gonna take too long

[03:56:37] So I don't feel like it's gonna take too long

[03:56:39] Well, it's about to go half speed.

[03:56:44] I'm not going to take that at least two hours.

[03:56:53] We'd be definitely way faster if we had... oh wait, you just ripped it.

[03:56:55] Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.

[03:56:57] Oh, that's an LOL moment for sure.

[03:57:00] Pop it.

[03:57:01] Oh my dad used to play Twisted in me.

[03:57:07] What?

[03:57:09] Oh, Pepsi's so sexy.

[03:57:11] Yo, dude, Pepsi's sexy.

[03:57:13] You're a Hollister model.

[03:57:14] I'm a fucking sex symbol.

[03:57:16] Bro, look at us.

[03:57:17] We're the big three.

[03:57:18] Holy.

[03:57:20] Fucking movie, bro.

[03:57:22] This is cool.

[03:57:23] Yeah, these are action knots.

[03:57:25] Dude, a couple of us.

[03:57:27] A couple of us.

[03:57:28] All right, so we're gonna have to keep the Samsung on me.

[03:57:29] Probably tripod-ed.

[03:57:30] Yup.

[03:57:31] And then you're gonna have to follow it.

[03:57:32] Yeah.

[03:57:33] That's gonna be fire.

[03:57:34] Low key, high key.

[03:57:35] You gotta hype it up, bro.

[03:57:37] Like, you gotta talk nicely, you know what I'm saying?

[03:57:38] You gotta be like, you got this, keep going.

[03:57:40] Talk to the tube, okay?

[03:57:42] Yeah, I could have.

[03:57:43] No, seriously, for the YouTube video too.

[03:57:44] Yeah, I could have, man.

[03:57:45] Make sure the tube knows that it's loved.

[03:57:47] Yeah, of course.

[03:57:47] No, serious, man.

[03:57:48] Yeah.

[03:57:49] You're so fucking cute.

[03:57:51] I just, yo, I can't believe no one's ever kissed you.

[03:57:54] Are there any ladies in my chat that want to have,

[03:57:56] you know, intercourse with my camera?

[03:57:57] No.

[03:57:59] No, not in the chat.

[03:58:01] Why, right?

[03:58:02] They're probably old people.

[03:58:03] Well, it doesn't have to do with age, bro.

[03:58:05] Maybe not on Twitch, someone watching this dude with another stream.

[03:58:09] I'm lost hell of a weight, thank you bro.

[03:58:14] Next.

[03:58:16] Sleeeep.

[03:58:19] Thank you.

[03:58:20] Dude how do I not have wifi in my own fucking house?

[03:58:22] Fake wifi.

[03:58:26] X typed in the chat, I can suck.

[03:58:28] Who said that?

[03:58:29] X typed in the chat, I said it.

[03:58:31] Big X?

[03:58:33] That's good pins.

[03:58:35] Need I need anyone who knows how to suck to really help me here bro

[03:58:38] If you don't know how to suck get the fuck out of the chat and

[03:58:41] Anyone who doesn't know how to suck bro at them in the chat and make fun of them bro. This is a suck only zone

[03:58:48] It's okay, bro. This is all gonna be worth it. It's getting hot here. No, it's gonna be worth it that

[03:58:54] Yes, what's gonna happen in the end? I'm gonna spit the fucking cool it in your mouth

[03:58:58] It's so weird, there's like little insect skeletons in here, some of the ants that died

[03:59:09] in here.

[03:59:10] That's disgusting.

[03:59:11] I'm gonna get some protein, that's for sure.

[03:59:12] Shit, wait should we go down the hill or is that cheating?

[03:59:15] No, I think we gotta go all the way like, wrap it around, right?

[03:59:20] It's kind of both or fire.

[03:59:22] We'll just see how far this goes.

[03:59:24] We'll continue until it goes all the way.

[03:59:26] It's really hard to track down the hills.

[03:59:28] Alright, true.

[03:59:29] He's right.

[03:59:30] Ain't that's lamicki.

[03:59:31] Yeah.

[03:59:32] Should we keep this here for like, remember?

[03:59:37] Like so we can remember this forever?

[03:59:39] Yeah, I don't think, it's like, we're thirsty.

[03:59:41] You just, you know what I'm saying?

[03:59:42] You can just tell like your door has to have it to dump the drink in the cooler.

[03:59:46] Were you actually good at that, kid?

[03:59:51] All right, we're almost a quarter of a way to halfway there.

[03:59:57] Quarter of a way to halfway there.

[03:59:59] We're going to the chair?

[04:00:01] Yeah, we're going to go as far as we can.

[04:00:03] We'll just see how far it goes.

[04:00:05] But we should get it through the house, at least.

[04:00:07] Yeah, we'll make it to the chair.

[04:00:09] We did math, bro.

[04:00:11] Math never fucking fails.

[04:00:13] This is just the boring part that's going to get cut up for YouTube.

[04:00:15] So, Chad, just figure out a way to entertain yourselves.

[04:00:17] You know what I'm saying?

[04:00:19] Tell like a story that's a story. Um speaking of sucking so I have a story where my asshole

[04:00:24] I'm dead serious by the way. I couldn't shit forever and my mom

[04:00:31] Why don't we have any stories

[04:00:34] Do you want me to make up stories now? Yeah all the greatest stories are just made up

[04:00:39] Okay, and my hands are starting to hurt a lot from this. Do you want to swap positions? I got a story what I'm banding Manila. Oh

[04:00:45] Oh shit, what did you do?

[04:00:47] Can't say it on stream, but basically like...

[04:00:49] You got banned from the Philippines?

[04:00:51] Yeah, I can't fucking go there.

[04:00:53] Dude, I feel like I've heard this story before.

[04:00:55] Nah, you can't. I'm the only one that's banned.

[04:00:57] The Hollister incident of 2016.

[04:00:59] You are? Oh my god, you are a model for Hollister.

[04:01:03] What if you become a model for Hollister?

[04:01:05] Interesting.

[04:01:07] What if they're like, okay, would you rather be a model for Hollister or a stable model for this camera?

[04:01:11] I don't think I'm good at either, bro.

[04:01:13] No, they sure the best don't be hard on you. Thank you. These are the fish just had the fish sure. Don't be hard on yourself

[04:01:20] I just had the fish

[04:01:24] Welcome to the team. Yeah, what was that? When does the sucking start? Yo, relax

[04:01:31] What you suck on something tasted crazy

[04:01:36] Ladies men in the chat boys girls who you gonna suck on this win like who's gonna be with you when it's stuck

[04:01:42] I want to be up here. Hi, Said. What are the actions happening?

[04:01:46] Or do I just do this by myself like a real man?

[04:01:49] Dude, you're gonna have to fucking throw your thumb in there and take a few breaks.

[04:01:53] Isn't that how that works, Beth? Once you start sucking once it automatically goes?

[04:01:57] And the more you suck, it's just like a speed boost?

[04:02:00] No, you need to be constantly sucking, or else it's just gonna shizzle out.

[04:02:05] You got to constantly be sucking more

[04:02:14] Like I'm so painful oh my gosh, this is actually gonna mean oh man. It's maybe Tyler Tyler Joe the challenge. Yeah

[04:02:22] Okay, that is here. You ever do that?

[04:02:25] Oh, come on. That's what real men do

[04:02:28] We're men here. We're not pussies

[04:02:30] There's reasons why we're doing this and people in the chat aren't cuz no one would ever fucking do this

[04:02:34] You're in the shower enough, I put one if you're in the shower.

[04:02:37] You don't have to type one, you know.

[04:02:39] Okay, we're getting some challenges over here.

[04:02:41] It's not ripping.

[04:02:43] Well, I got a good idea.

[04:02:48] What are you thinking?

[04:02:49] Let's see, it's going to be a surprise.

[04:02:51] It's going to be a surprise, right? Relax.

[04:02:52] Right.

[04:02:53] Just chill out, bro. Just chill out, okay?

[04:02:55] Just chill out, bro. Are you good?

[04:02:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:02:57] Are you sure?

[04:02:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:02:59] Are you chillin' or no?

[04:03:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:03:01] I'm going to undo these and bring the golf cart down.

[04:03:06] What are you doing going forward?

[04:03:10] I'm going to bring this down.

[04:03:13] This is not going to take two hours.

[04:03:16] Yeah, I think it's going to take another like 20 minutes.

[04:03:18] This is actually way faster than I thought.

[04:03:20] Yeah, I think it needs to.

[04:03:21] It's kind of fire though. It looks good already.

[04:03:24] Yeah, you're uh...

[04:03:30] Did you do that one thing where you like make the minion noises and point the camera at

[04:03:35] something?

[04:03:36] I'm good, Brian.

[04:03:37] Don't really like to reuse shit like that.

[04:03:39] Kind of doesn't hit the second time around.

[04:03:40] It's kind of like a one-off type of thing.

[04:03:42] All right.

[04:03:43] Look at this view, though, okay?

[04:03:47] I got you.

[04:03:48] Honestly, anything but you, right?

[04:03:50] I get what you're trying to do here.

[04:03:52] Yeah, you get it.

[04:03:53] I like where you guys at. It is a nice view, bro.

[04:03:58] Yeah, honestly guys, what time is it where you guys live, bro?

[04:04:01] Type of one to chat if you're a boy, two to chat if you're a girl, three to chat if you're a Pepsi.

[04:04:08] Dude, can we get through?

[04:04:15] And type honestly?

[04:04:16] Um, if you guys also are watching this stream, then you could type too.

[04:04:23] Yeah, and I'm gonna be picking one first time chatter to raid from Ron set up after this stream

[04:04:30] But it has to be a first time chatter

[04:04:36] Hey, what's going on guys, it's Brian rug here back with our video today

[04:04:40] We're gonna be building the world's largest straw with some dumb ass and my friend back

[04:04:46] The dumb ass is coming down the road right now fucking out my intro, but I guess we'll give them the camera time

[04:04:53] I

[04:04:59] Fucking classic

[04:05:01] Dude you miss that instant blast it. I want to know the joke. We're in a fucking rug video for a second

[04:05:07] Wait, I want to know rug came in the chat. He was like, yo, you guys are probably in the video

[04:05:11] I just need to say on and we said it

[04:05:16] Netflix how did I just miss it I was just here, right, you know, I was like wrong wrong

[04:05:20] Are you gonna hear me? It's actually you

[04:05:23] whatever you guys are getting part of my YouTube again bro what's going on

[04:05:27] give us our pop tag bro no oh give us our pop tag

[04:05:41] I watch your job bro

[04:05:44] here's how I'm gonna do I'm gonna undo all these I free will I could just not

[04:05:48] That's why people will love you because you're pretty well.

[04:05:54] You do think that nobody else does that.

[04:05:56] That's what makes you work harder than nine to five.

[04:06:00] Back, bro.

[04:06:01] Can we get a retweet in the chat?

[04:06:03] Is this harder than nine to five, Bet?

[04:06:05] Sure, oh my god, it's so much harder.

[04:06:07] Think about it, no one in the chat is going to suck like us.

[04:06:09] This is so hard.

[04:06:10] Well, I know.

[04:06:11] Here, Bet.

[04:06:12] Aside for like 10 minutes, bro.

[04:06:14] WKW throw.

[04:06:15] Thank you, bro.

[04:06:16] That's actually appreciated.

[04:06:17] appreciated. When people discredit everything I do in life, that is appreciated. Yo, think about it.

[04:06:23] Speeds, traveling the world, right? Kai is hosting events for hundreds and hundreds of thousands of

[04:06:29] people to benefit off of. Fucking millions of viewership across both of them. Jinx is

[04:06:35] streaming every fucking day. Bro, what am I doing? I'm building the world as long as straw.

[04:06:40] We're coming for that fucking award, Jack. Can I get a retweet?

[04:06:43] See?

[04:06:44] God, man, our job is so fucking hard.

[04:06:52] Hey, Bet!

[04:06:53] Yeah.

[04:06:55] Thanks, bro.

[04:06:56] Should we put some music?

[04:06:58] That's all I was going to say.

[04:07:00] Maybe get the airplay going on the car?

[04:07:02] No, bro. Real men work in silence.

[04:07:04] Okay.

[04:07:06] Like lasagna.

[04:07:08] Is that what you're saying?

[04:07:10] No, bro.

[04:07:12] I don't know.

[04:07:14] I don't know.

[04:07:16] I don't know.

[04:07:18] I don't know.

[04:07:20] I don't know.

[04:07:22] I don't know.

[04:07:24] Is that the same?

[04:07:26] I'll put on some song.

[04:07:28] No bro, we're gonna get copyright on YouTube.

[04:07:30] I got you a full song on.

[04:07:32] I don't think so.

[04:07:34] What if it's not? It doesn't get cropped out?

[04:07:36] It doesn't get cut out easily?

[04:07:38] Nope, not at all.

[04:07:40] Are you just copying and pasting the VODs?

[04:07:42] I can't do it.

[04:07:46] Can't play it then.

[04:07:48] Agent's typed. Heard you need a sucker.

[04:07:50] Yo agent, we're about to show them where it starts.

[04:07:52] We're about it, it's showin' where it starts.

[04:07:53] All of it, top of the hill.

[04:07:55] We need maximum suckage.

[04:07:59] You know that?

[04:08:00] You wanna swap with your dog, shout out.

[04:08:02] Sorry man.

[04:08:04] I'm gonna start on doing the other ones.

[04:08:06] Yeah, you're gonna do that.

[04:08:09] Is this all of them?

[04:08:10] No.

[04:08:11] How much more do we have?

[04:08:12] Like double this.

[04:08:13] No shot.

[04:08:17] No fucking shot, man.

[04:08:18] I'm fucking sick to my stomach chat. Oh, these ones are tiny.

[04:08:23] I didn't say I can suck at least 100 meters.

[04:08:26] Agent?

[04:08:27] Yeah.

[04:08:28] I mean that's pretty nice.

[04:08:29] Bro, but we need someone who can really suck and suck good, bro.

[04:08:33] Like, I'm not trying to do this like half-chud, like, burn.

[04:08:36] Oops, sorry about that, sorry about that.

[04:08:37] I'm not trying to do this shit where like, motherfuckers are sucking and they don't finish.

[04:08:41] You know what I'm saying, Liz?

[04:08:42] Yeah.

[04:08:43] Bro, we need somebody who can fucking finish.

[04:08:49] Can you help me up? Next time?

[04:08:52] I need help to make it easier.

[04:08:53] Yeah.

[04:08:56] For sure, the suckage will definitely be better.

[04:08:58] Bro, but I'm actually gonna need help. Who can I have help?

[04:09:01] Besides, I...

[04:09:03] No, I'm dead serious.

[04:09:04] I'm gonna get my visa.

[04:09:05] Silky?

[04:09:06] Yeah, Silky's gonna be like, we're the bro, I'm not doing that. It's so gay.

[04:09:10] And then he'll put 15 star patches on his fucking face.

[04:09:13] Well, it sure

[04:09:16] Oh, Jerry will Jerry the second fucking matter that her

[04:09:20] Need to go down there and get another bag of these

[04:09:34] We only have like six more of those copy that

[04:09:38] What are you doing with that?

[04:09:40] Ah, fuck, bro.

[04:09:42] Dude, they're giving a hell of a suggestion.

[04:09:44] What are they saying?

[04:09:46] They're just saying things.

[04:09:56] Shit don't even sound that bad.

[04:09:58] I didn't know where it was.

[04:10:02] She looks like a toy for some shit I've never listened to.

[04:10:04] I don't know why you like it.

[04:10:08] We've been doing this, we've been doing this for 18 minutes.

[04:10:23] Owl, get a suck counter too.

[04:10:27] So when we start sucking, keep both timers up.

[04:10:30] So the sun is about to set.

[04:10:33] Dude, the sun's hidden.

[04:10:34] It's pretty nice though.

[04:10:35] It's all.

[04:10:36] It's okay, come here.

[04:10:40] Look at Pepsi, bro. Making sure everything's right.

[04:10:44] Here I come.

[04:10:48] Is that you? Yep.

[04:10:50] Damn, we really would be lost without him.

[04:10:54] Now, hey, we don't know if this is going to work though.

[04:10:56] That's the fucking part that's scary.

[04:10:58] You don't worry about this.

[04:11:00] Oh, God?

[04:11:02] How different is this than the other one?

[04:11:04] Well, you see the liquid...

[04:11:06] ...sink.

[04:11:08] Oh my god, chocolate milk is more dense.

[04:11:11] So you know what now, bro?

[04:11:14] We could have done all this for nothing.

[04:11:17] Okay, go try.

[04:11:19] This is gonna be fun.

[04:11:22] Yeah, man.

[04:11:24] Okay.

[04:11:27] I mean, this is the hardest part.

[04:11:30] I'm all out of here.

[04:11:32] I got you. Here hold this. I'll open a new one.

[04:11:42] Chad, who's hype for us to start sucking?

[04:11:48] Yo bro, do something.

[04:11:51] Guys, I'm helping.

[04:11:53] Like, can you shut up?

[04:11:54] Talk about yo bro do something. You're in the chat typing.

[04:11:57] Like, what do you do?

[04:11:59] You don't have to type that, y'all.

[04:12:04] Get some action over here, fuck it.

[04:12:10] How he does it though? How he fucking works that shit?

[04:12:13] Like a fucking kid.

[04:12:15] Next.

[04:12:17] How many more are the clear ones we got?

[04:12:19] Uh, not three more.

[04:12:29] Um, yeah, we have three more.

[04:12:35] How do you get fucking serious?

[04:12:37] Thank you.

[04:12:38] This is just the boring part, bro.

[04:12:39] Guys, I hate to be the guy to tell you, but when you guys watch YouTube videos, it's fake.

[04:12:43] People cut it up. They take their time.

[04:12:45] This is what real deal shit looks like.

[04:12:47] And that's why we're fucking special, bro.

[04:12:52] Next.

[04:12:54] Dude, this cart is actually clutch.

[04:12:59] I don't know if that's any death.

[04:13:03] Alright, we got two more.

[04:13:07] Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[04:13:12] Hey! Hey! Hey!

[04:13:14] Your lipstick stains!

[04:13:20] Am I a good singer?

[04:13:21] Uh, I don't like when people sing, so I don't know.

[04:13:23] You don't like when I sing?

[04:13:24] No.

[04:13:25] Why?

[04:13:26] I hate when people sing.

[04:13:27] Why?

[04:13:28] It just makes me cringe physically, I don't know how to explain it.

[04:13:31] And when people plug their ear and shit and wiggle their jaw and I think they're going nuts,

[04:13:35] that should be frying me.

[04:13:36] I literally don't know what it is.

[04:13:37] What are you talking about?

[04:13:38] What is that?

[04:13:39] Wiggle your jaw.

[04:13:40] Bro, you gotta just like, I don't even know how to explain it to a girl, but I just

[04:13:44] don't know what it is.

[04:13:45] Like that?

[04:13:46] No, it's like, bro, people when they're singing, they're jiggling their tongue.

[04:13:51] What are you talking about?

[04:13:53] Bro, if you know, you know.

[04:13:55] So you don't like concerts?

[04:13:56] It doesn't count.

[04:13:57] How does that not count? They're singing.

[04:13:58] They're good at what they do.

[04:14:00] Yeah, but I'm a professional.

[04:14:09] All right, we got one more tube and then the other tubes.

[04:14:15] That's just a hard working man, bro.

[04:14:17] What?

[04:14:18] So, what?

[04:14:19] Good chance.

[04:14:20] I actually just saw a good idea,

[04:14:21] if I like, if I wanted to be able to see it.

[04:14:23] What?

[04:14:24] I'm gonna go replace all the water with that vodka.

[04:14:27] Like, what kind of sick fuck?

[04:14:29] That's fine.

[04:14:32] First of all, guys, I'm not drinking the whole Kool-Aid.

[04:14:33] I hate to be the guy to break the news.

[04:14:36] You have to.

[04:14:37] Oh, so I gotta drink the whole thing.

[04:14:38] Yeah, because we didn't buy expired Kool-Aid or water.

[04:14:42] That shit is expired for like a week, so you got to...

[04:14:45] Honestly, you could probably finish that.

[04:14:46] That's a good stream, though.

[04:14:47] Yeah, you could finish that by the time I see him on the internet or shit.

[04:14:49] I don't even think they'll be done.

[04:14:54] Oh, Lemicky. Hate to break it to you, but you won't be drinking shit.

[04:14:58] Yo, young Moolo, when I drink this and I get it in my mouth, I'm dead serious, I'm banning you.

[04:15:03] Alright, we're on the new ones.

[04:15:05] We need Loki to cut it now. We can start cutting.

[04:15:07] Yeah, I want to get up here so that nobody runs the show.

[04:15:11] I mean...

[04:15:13] Wait, I don't know what you're meaning.

[04:15:15] Did you get across at some point?

[04:15:16] Bep? Yeah, Bep? Bep? Bepsie? Bepsie?

[04:15:20] Oh

[04:15:27] That work yeah

[04:15:32] That's pretty awesome thick out

[04:15:34] Yeah, but it's kind of long. It's the same length bro. Yeah, but it just looks better

[04:15:43] Holy shit one day that kid's gonna be a fucking athlete

[04:15:50] No liquid is entering your mouth.

[04:15:57] You guys know a physics worker, no, because we did this last time.

[04:16:04] This actually might take 20 minutes of sucking.

[04:16:09] I'm not kidding.

[04:16:10] It's like a little bit.

[04:16:11] I bet.

[04:16:12] Yeah, I'm done with sucking.

[04:16:13] Are you guys gonna piss in my fucking container?

[04:16:14] No, I'm not.

[04:16:15] I'm not.

[04:16:16] I'm not.

[04:16:17] You guys gonna piss in my fucking container

[04:16:22] We like change it from water

[04:16:37] What the fuck is this I got a splitter

[04:16:40] through so we get to watch Ron do nothing simulator I should ban this guy like

[04:16:47] deadass series like 00 me me co Ron do something Lju might as well do BEPS

[04:16:55] YouTube video Ron do something simulator like yo this guy's a dork

[04:17:00] It was all one guy?

[04:17:02] Yes, it's the same dude.

[04:17:03] That's a good one.

[04:17:04] That might be Betsy's alt.

[04:17:06] Those two bears.

[04:17:08] No!

[04:17:14] What, Lace?

[04:17:15] Literally, when you did that, I just sort of think of the eating clip on the jet.

[04:17:19] What do you call a guffam?

[04:17:21] A guffam?

[04:17:22] You're so fucking gross, dude.

[04:17:23] No, I want to say-

[04:17:24] You're actually fucking disgusting.

[04:17:25] It's like shit.

[04:17:26] No, he said, I don't know if it's bad to say.

[04:17:28] I don't know what it is.

[04:17:29] He called him a fish and then...

[04:17:32] No, but he said something after.

[04:17:34] Apparently it's like a certain type of fish.

[04:17:36] I don't know if I should say it.

[04:17:43] Are you saying it?

[04:17:45] Bro, I think it's the type of fish though. I think it's actually what's different.

[04:17:48] He called him a fish monk.

[04:17:50] Yeah, I'm saying monk fish.

[04:17:51] Yeah, monk fish.

[04:17:56] It's like that one ugly blob.

[04:17:59] Alright, I would start cutting it.

[04:18:02] Hold on.

[04:18:03] Nah, if someone comes here, it's their fault.

[04:18:12] Ron, I went to the gym, had a meal, and you're still doing nothing but sitting in a car.

[04:18:16] Yo, I'm done reading. I'm done reading this shit.

[04:18:18] Where's the 18.5? You need to cut it.

[04:18:21] There's a good song.

[04:18:22] There's a dead fly in one of these.

[04:18:26] Can you imagine there's 100 degrees out there in this?

[04:18:28] Do you control it?

[04:18:31] That's the ocean that comes to you.

[04:18:34] The ocean?

[04:18:35] The ocean. It's like some shit and you can't work in bad conditions or something.

[04:18:46] We gotta get those parents, bro.

[04:18:48] Pepsi doesn't like being on channel bros, just respecting him.

[04:18:52] Or we're IRLs for resort, respect humans.

[04:18:54] Pepsi's not alive.

[04:18:56] What?

[04:18:57] Yo, I'm noticing there's a lot of tubes up.

[04:19:02] Yeah.

[04:19:03] There's a lot of tubes up.

[04:19:06] I want to be subscribed to PaceRug.

[04:19:09] Why does Rug do anything there?

[04:19:11] There was no video earlier.

[04:19:13] What are you all talking about?

[04:19:15] Rug was in the video.

[04:19:17] Bro.

[04:19:18] Reach out to my brother.

[04:19:20] What's up, brother?

[04:19:22] Should we put him in the video just to put him in the thumbnail?

[04:19:25] Should we put him in the video just to put him on thumbnails just like FaceTime?

[04:19:28] Call him and be like,

[04:19:29] Ooh, yeah.

[04:19:34] Building the world's biggest straw for phased rugs, mom and dad, papa rugs and mama rugs.

[04:19:39] And then maybe the princess brawad this?

[04:19:41] Newly.

[04:19:42] Gilbert, we're gonna need help sucking.

[04:19:44] Yo Gilbert.

[04:19:46] Oh my god, people, you know what it is, people are way too cool nowadays for content.

[04:19:49] Yeah, cause it's the-

[04:19:50] Oh, I'm too cool for content.

[04:19:51] You would've done that abroad long.

[04:19:52] Why are motherfuckers always, I don't know if I really wanna.

[04:19:54] Like why are you not just dumb?

[04:19:55] Yeah, you see who we're living and who we're living with.

[04:19:57] We should be down for everything.

[04:19:58] It shouldn't be a similar thing you don't want to do.

[04:20:01] But thank you.

[04:20:01] This opportunity will never come again, bro.

[04:20:04] You should be doing it.

[04:20:04] Oh, I'm going to be 30 years old one day, not doing this.

[04:20:06] Yeah, that's what we're doing it now.

[04:20:07] Imagine you could have been a part of this, bro.

[04:20:09] Yo, remember when I used to drink the world's biggest

[04:20:12] straw and it was low-key kind of fun?

[04:20:13] Yeah, of course you remember.

[04:20:14] Breath on.

[04:20:21] I hate this chat.

[04:20:22] I'm dead out serious.

[04:20:23] I'm dead out serious.

[04:20:24] or they're just saying help him you burger like that I serious I hate this

[04:20:28] job you know it's bad if that's the case of job I'm gonna get the new tubes in

[04:20:33] a second just to be a little chat new to YouTube just pulling up to our shape

[04:20:43] Pull it up to my RV make sure you don't leak it

[04:20:45] Don't they make a mess in there?

[04:20:49] That weak ass RV I had, I did actually leak the interior too

[04:20:52] I'm gonna fuck you Jason, fuck your stream, fuck your whole trip

[04:20:55] Hey fuck your whole trip

[04:20:56] You know he's going to Big Bear right?

[04:20:57] What?

[04:20:58] He's gonna get cursed

[04:21:02] Alright Bec

[04:21:04] Okay?

[04:21:05] Woo!

[04:21:07] Like see?

[04:21:08] Yeah

[04:21:09] Well these are like triple code locks

[04:21:10] I saw this one

[04:21:11] Oh dude

[04:21:12] These are like code locks. You have a knife?

[04:21:14] No, I don't have it.

[04:21:16] You could use Lacy's jawline.

[04:21:18] Probably wouldn't work.

[04:21:20] Yo, we actually need a knife. We have to grab it.

[04:21:22] Can you get a knife for me?

[04:21:24] Where's that?

[04:21:28] Can you get me a knife?

[04:21:30] Or scissors?

[04:21:32] Scissors will be best.

[04:21:34] It's a psych-code lock, but I can't do this.

[04:21:36] You could just code right here.

[04:21:38] Yo, look at this.

[04:21:40] It looks like triple locked.

[04:21:42] What the fuck, Richard?

[04:21:44] People wasn't even jugging it.

[04:21:49] Oh god, that fucked up.

[04:21:51] Now we're in a gloom.

[04:21:52] Wait, look at this.

[04:21:55] Come on, don't glitch my shit.

[04:21:57] Ow!

[04:21:59] Oh wait. I think you just have to reset it. I'll walk through the exclamation mark first.

[04:22:12] That's probably about to be good.

[04:22:16] Hold.

[04:22:17] There we go. Good shit, I'll appreciate it.

[04:22:21] Yo, these ones are long!

[04:22:24] Yeah, they are.

[04:22:29] Do it like a hoodoo, but I'm doing that.

[04:22:34] Do it like a hoodoo, but I'm doing that.

[04:22:37] I have a headache.

[04:22:40] Hey, Gilbert, go home this first time, bro.

[04:22:42] What? You have to pee?

[04:22:43] Yes.

[04:22:44] Oh my god, oh my god.

[04:22:45] Gilbert!

[04:22:46] This is the real fucking day.

[04:22:50] Sweet!

[04:22:51] You don't go home with scissors, dude.

[04:22:53] I'm not going to run with scissors!

[04:22:55] You actually fell and got yourself in the nest.

[04:22:57] I want to hold that first I want to cut it in half

[04:23:15] I cut my hair don't Mike you actually did fly

[04:23:27] Hey, babe, it's me Ron.

[04:23:30] Don't cut it though, I'll be good.

[04:23:31] Bro, I don't want to be good.

[04:23:33] Don't be good.

[04:23:35] Should I cut it? If I get to not cut it, that'd be satisfying. It's fun.

[04:23:38] No troll, that'd be satisfying.

[04:23:42] I'll go to the next one.

[04:23:57] Bro.

[04:23:59] You wanna do it?

[04:24:01] Fuck it, we gotta go, we gotta go the old fashioned way.

[04:24:04] No way.

[04:24:07] We gotta do this way.

[04:24:10] I mean, China works, fuck it.

[04:24:14] Wait, why?

[04:24:19] Okay, I'm coming.

[04:24:21] Why are we most scared of running with scissors are you pussy if you trip you die here bro

[04:24:31] This is not gonna kill me

[04:24:37] Wait, so does this shit really work I've never used flex tape it even works underwater water

[04:24:47] You see an idiot, but I'll run around this house full speed like this. I don't give a fuck

[04:24:51] That's it.

[04:24:52] I actually do not.

[04:24:59] Like, see if you trip right now, you're done.

[04:25:01] Really, bro? Because I have shield.

[04:25:03] Okay, wait, that's actually a good point.

[04:25:10] I even saw this boat in half!

[04:25:13] You think Flexi would work on gunshot wounds?

[04:25:16] Yeah.

[04:25:17] Yeah?

[04:25:18] You're out of breath.

[04:25:21] Lafayres.

[04:25:30] Shit, we sit out.

[04:25:34] I got you.

[04:25:38] That's what happens when you work hard.

[04:25:40] I have a scissors, you want scissors?

[04:25:42] I bet.

[04:25:44] I even saw this human in half!

[04:25:51] Dude, I wouldn't use flex steel on my, like, cuts, no?

[04:25:56] You can't use it on cuts.

[04:25:57] You wouldn't want your butt.

[04:25:58] Do you think it would stop shit out of my ass?

[04:26:02] Final stop chat!

[04:26:03] Here we go!

[04:26:04] This is the real...this is the hard part.

[04:26:08] It's like the seal works.

[04:26:10] Those things.

[04:26:12] Well, there's no way this is gonna work.

[04:26:17] You really think this is gonna work?

[04:26:19] Yeah.

[04:26:21] Is that a mobile?

[04:26:23] This needs to be more.

[04:26:27] Oh, these ones are easy.

[04:26:28] Ready?

[04:26:29] Yeah.

[04:26:32] Right here, let me just get the...

[04:26:33] Let me get these ready then.

[04:26:39] AHHHHHHHHH!

[04:26:42] Chad, is it really cringe when I sing? Like back in the day you guys used to like when I sung.

[04:26:47] That's the thing is people pick and choose when they want to hear shit like,

[04:26:49] oh we miss Ron when he's saying payphone. I start singing, oh kill yourself, you're fat.

[04:26:54] It's like, that's like literally what they do, bro.

[04:27:00] No, I'm Dennis' issue. People love that old shit and then it's like, oh, this is the hardest part, bro.

[04:27:06] I'm not going to have the scissors, don't cut it.

[04:27:09] I'm a man in a world full of boys and I don't want to fuck. Wait, what is this thing?

[04:27:16] What is this thing? No, it's like you're a boy in a man's world and I like...

[04:27:23] No, no, no, no. I was saying, you're a little boy, I'm a man and you're a little boy in a man's world.

[04:27:34] And honestly, what the fuck am I doing?

[04:27:38] I feel like you can see scissors.

[04:27:40] No.

[04:27:42] Got it. Here we go. I got it.

[04:27:48] Got it, Beth.

[04:27:50] Hey, how are you using scissors?

[04:27:54] What the fuck?

[04:28:00] Bro, I got this here.

[04:28:04] I got this bro you're making me look like a pussy

[04:28:31] Right here when people make me look like a pussy

[04:28:34] Mmm

[04:28:53] Holy shit

[04:28:55] I'm ready. Let's go daddy. Oh, Pepsi's so sexy. Like, type one in chat if you have sex with Pepsi.

[04:29:21] 2 inch out of here at sex with Lays, 3 inch out of him chopped.

[04:29:31] I'm not seeing any 3s, it's pretty nice.

[04:29:37] I'm working on right out at sex with Lays, he's a college child.

[04:29:40] Cause they know my job.

[04:29:43] Final stretch.

[04:29:47] Lays is a little bit shit.

[04:29:49] Keep an eye on him.

[04:29:54] It's fine. It's fine.

[04:30:05] Here we go, Jack.

[04:30:14] What's up, dude?

[04:30:15] How are you?

[04:30:16] Well, good. Well, you can't help suck.

[04:30:18] I don't know if I'm putting my lips on it.

[04:30:22] Like I'm just gonna be honest.

[04:30:24] I don't really want to, you know.

[04:30:28] I'm not pushing it for me.

[04:30:30] I'm not doing it.

[04:30:32] Oh my god.

[04:30:42] Yeah, it doesn't smell very good.

[04:30:44] It doesn't work, really.

[04:30:49] Oh, there it is.

[04:30:54] Let's see, these ones are harder.

[04:30:59] I give it to him.

[04:31:02] Are these in enough?

[04:31:04] Yeah, they're out there.

[04:31:07] Squeezy pink.

[04:31:10] Ah, it's crazy pink.

[04:31:16] It's just broken.

[04:31:21] Y'all, it's so flat. Shit.

[04:31:27] Are you sure this isn't getting bad? Does it look how windy it is? It's fine.

[04:31:31] Just because it's a winding road.

[04:31:33] What if you don't get to your destination yet?

[04:31:36] It's a good quote.

[04:31:38] It's going to be nice when I turn it off.

[04:31:45] Woo!

[04:31:49] Hold chat, hold!

[04:31:51] There's much to do something like sneakily running.

[04:31:54] Here, hold that on it.

[04:32:01] We got to make sure that door doesn't shut.

[04:32:03] You can do it. Outlaw, can you open that door?

[04:32:07] No, it is fucking acting. I can feel it.

[04:32:11] This is picking up things in the footsteps like it won't finish it.

[04:32:15] Yeah, we can't.

[04:32:17] All of us are making a command right now.

[04:32:19] Oh, there you are.

[04:32:21] Can you try to put something so it stays open?

[04:32:23] I think.

[04:32:24] You're gonna peel off.

[04:32:25] I'm gonna carry them.

[04:32:26] Yeah, so I'm saying can you do something? I definitely feel it.

[04:32:28] Hello?

[04:32:29] Yeah.

[04:32:33] WP Lu.

[04:32:35] Bro, we're actually about to be there.

[04:32:38] Wait.

[04:32:39] Are you gonna sit up in the chair and stare at the sun?

[04:32:41] I don't think we can do that, right?

[04:32:43] Okay.

[04:32:44] Yeah, when a kid's there, it's gonna be hard.

[04:32:46] It's gonna be really hard.

[04:32:48] Your last suck is gonna be the...

[04:32:50] Your face might turn purple, dude.

[04:32:52] No, oh, God, it's gonna be impossible.

[04:32:54] For the last time, it was half this and I couldn't do it by myself.

[04:32:56] That was also the last trader.

[04:33:00] I remember that shit like it's like that's all those things look engraved in my brain.

[04:33:06] What is this?

[04:33:08] It's a different type.

[04:33:14] I'm out of a crazy blizzard.

[04:33:16] Wait, it's getting, something's pulling on it.

[04:33:18] Who's pulling it?

[04:33:19] Stop!

[04:33:20] What are you doing?

[04:33:21] Stop!

[04:33:24] What are you doing?

[04:33:25] What are you doing?

[04:33:26] What are you doing?

[04:33:27] What are you doing?

[04:33:28] What if you drink it in the pool?

[04:33:35] It can go under through the pool.

[04:33:40] I think it's enough.

[04:33:42] Oh, we gotta go through the pool.

[04:33:44] Shut up.

[04:33:45] Oh, baby.

[04:33:46] Oh, baby?

[04:33:47] Do you want to do it over this though?

[04:33:50] So should we do it under?

[04:33:55] What is this through the pool?

[04:33:57] We have all this extra too like we can't just

[04:34:01] But why would you not keep barb you paid for all of these W farming right now?

[04:34:05] There's not a chance of being able to just want to help. Oh, I'm God. It's not a chance. It's gonna take an hour and a half

[04:34:12] There's our second

[04:34:16] All right, that's it

[04:34:18] Should I hide back we need to get you a salmon. We need a Samsung

[04:34:23] We can get you sandwich later

[04:34:25] all right chat job I was here if you were here all right now we do the

[04:34:30] preparation stage

[04:34:33] How is this moving?

[04:34:37] How is this fucking moving?

[04:34:43] What do you like?

[04:34:49] We can run away from it.

[04:34:51] Run away.

[04:34:52] Just like, I can't reach this.

[04:34:55] No, you're going to sit right here.

[04:34:56] I know, but I need to hold it.

[04:34:57] Just while we walk away for a sec.

[04:34:58] Just pull it.

[04:34:59] There we go.

[04:35:00] Well, we need the Samsung.

[04:35:01] We're good?

[04:35:02] We need to go fill the thing with the thing. Oh, we got to go to the Kool-Aid or Gilbert give a job Samsung

[04:35:07] No, that

[04:35:11] Look at the shit bro

[04:35:13] Get a zoom in is the last time we're going here. It's a child. We're gonna look in the chair all the way through the kitchen

[04:35:19] Hold your cinemas

[04:35:21] Yeah, we make a few, like, plates, all the way through your phone at the bottom, and you can hear it up top.

[04:35:27] You look you could.

[04:35:28] Ooh, should we try talking through it?

[04:35:30] Well, we did that last time. Remember? It worked.

[04:35:32] Huh?

[04:35:33] That's right. How do we talk?

[04:35:38] Brutus.

[04:35:44] Oh, we need something to fix it.

[04:35:46] Bro, you shaking her out?

[04:35:48] Could use the big pencil.

[04:35:50] I think you better drink it.

[04:35:54] Alright, we actually need woes, though. I need the sampler.

[04:35:58] Alright, we're going to which we need you.

[04:36:00] Yo, woes, we need you.

[04:36:06] Yo, woes, we need you.

[04:36:08] Where's the sampler? Where's the sampler?

[04:36:10] I need it.

[04:36:12] I don't know. I need it.

[04:36:14] You need it, bro.

[04:36:16] Can you go get woes, your passport?

[04:36:18] We can't use our own.

[04:36:20] We can't be a bitch.

[04:36:22] Set off.

[04:36:26] Get your Santa-Mas ready!

[04:36:28] Oh, no, I ran it over, Bet.

[04:36:30] Bet?

[04:36:32] Is that gonna change?

[04:36:38] Oh.

[04:36:40] That's the end.

[04:36:42] Pepsi, I'm running it over. Is that bad?

[04:36:44] It's fine.

[04:36:46] Let's see, why do you have a joystick in your pants?

[04:36:49] That's a dick. That's a big fucking cock and balls.

[04:36:53] They got the essential dibbity maxed out.

[04:36:57] Bro, that's Pepsi's big ass fucking cock and balls.

[04:37:01] That's Pepsi's big ass...

[04:37:04] He's gonna get my sensitivity maxed out. Why are you just grabbing your shit spinning

[04:37:08] in circles?

[04:37:09] Woo!

[04:37:10] Wait, let's see, how are we gonna get the tube good?

[04:37:13] Oh, you can mix it with the tea.

[04:37:16] I wonder where that box was on.

[04:37:18] Aww.

[04:37:24] Alright guys.

[04:37:25] Here we go!

[04:37:26] And then you wag your bangies.

[04:37:27] Alright, so here's the water!

[04:37:29] Put your Kool-Aid ready.

[04:37:32] Alright.

[04:37:33] Let's do this.

[04:37:34] Ready?

[04:37:36] Everyone at home who's making Kool-Aid right now as well

[04:37:39] and who's waiting for us to make ours,

[04:37:40] feel free to start opening up your packets.

[04:37:42] This should actually smell so good.

[04:37:44] You know I've never really had clearlid.

[04:37:46] I only had it once or twice in my life.

[04:37:48] Try it with my tongue in it a little.

[04:37:50] Oh yeah. It's just sugar.

[04:37:52] It's like sugar.

[04:37:54] It's probably sprees.

[04:37:56] And imagine that with water too.

[04:37:58] It's just bad too.

[04:38:00] How bad?

[04:38:02] Only 100 calories.

[04:38:04] It's just sugar and red porgy in there probably.

[04:38:06] I'm going to start. Ready?

[04:38:08] Take two.

[04:38:10] Alright Chad, here we go.

[04:38:17] Oh my God.

[04:38:21] Wow, that actually makes a good amount of stuff.

[04:38:25] Who else wants to just drink this right now, bro?

[04:38:29] That's a good chip.

[04:38:31] What the fuck?

[04:38:32] How'd I never know about Kool-Aid?

[04:38:39] It's a suffix, it's so much cooler, that's incredible.

[04:38:41] You know there's like 10,000 calories of the cooler.

[04:38:45] Damn, you're gonna have to like fast stuff.

[04:38:46] Oh, it smells so good.

[04:38:48] Look at that.

[04:38:49] I'm getting like, I don't know how I'm getting such a good whiff.

[04:38:52] I'll mix it first.

[04:38:54] You gonna try it ready?

[04:38:56] You're getting the whiff now?

[04:38:58] Oh yeah.

[04:39:01] You gotta ask, I would fucking kill her to have a cup and drink some of that.

[04:39:05] Wrong body, use the cover.

[04:39:08] Give it a try wait, how do we take it? You can't try it until they shouldn't because it's the water is gonna disappear

[04:39:16] No, you can't try it

[04:39:20] Wait, how are we gonna tape it though, because another thing have to be the bottom bro, don't even stress

[04:39:25] We should have done that first

[04:39:28] What are you tweaking about? Yeah, what are you saying?

[04:39:31] Stop tweaking off a tweak. All right. All right. What do you want to do?

[04:39:35] Just you just to do the work. Can't be on the part that's not out

[04:39:40] See if it doesn't have to go to the bottom. That's why it's at the bottom. All right, there's

[04:39:51] Fuck bro, what if this I can't think what if this doesn't work

[04:39:54] What if it does?

[04:39:57] Wait, I have to make a thumbnail somehow.

[04:40:02] So Siggi said, make sure to avoid shadows posed with the straw near slash in your mouth

[04:40:08] at the top of the hill with the house in the background.

[04:40:10] Hey Siggi, we're going with the 90s bro, just A.I. that bitch.

[04:40:12] Yeah, come here.

[04:40:13] You gotta do it right here.

[04:40:14] Siggi, you're gonna have to photoshop the fucking straw in my mouth.

[04:40:20] Here.

[04:40:21] There's plenty of air.

[04:40:22] Let me just do this.

[04:40:23] I'm gonna fucking sun them out.

[04:40:25] No, I got it.

[04:40:27] You're gonna do one of these?

[04:40:31] Okay.

[04:40:32] And then tell me when I'm in frame.

[04:40:34] Here, wait.

[04:40:35] Can you still see the house?

[04:40:36] Can you still see the house?

[04:40:37] Yeah.

[04:40:38] Is it good or is it too dark?

[04:40:40] It's pretty bright.

[04:40:41] Huh?

[04:40:42] It's pretty bright, man.

[04:40:44] Just keep doing that.

[04:40:46] Yeah, something like that.

[04:40:53] Is that good?

[04:40:54] I mean probably, I don't really know how it works.

[04:40:56] You're on the tube.

[04:40:57] Stop saying sun, bro.

[04:41:00] Is that good?

[04:41:02] Is that fine?

[04:41:04] He's texting me.

[04:41:05] That'll do.

[04:41:06] All right, we're good.

[04:41:07] Thank you, Mike.

[04:41:09] Let's do this!

[04:41:10] Come on!

[04:41:11] Oh my god, it's about to happen.

[04:41:18] Is that at the bottom?

[04:41:21] It's at the bottom, bro.

[04:41:23] We should have got an extra Kool-Aid thing just to have it.

[04:41:26] That shit was good, what the fuck?

[04:41:29] We got a whole Kool-Aid for the Kool-Aid right here.

[04:41:32] He's lucky, right?

[04:41:34] Right.

[04:41:35] Alright, chat.

[04:41:36] For anyone who doesn't know, we're going to start here,

[04:41:39] and it's gonna go all the way through the house through the chair.

[04:41:42] This is the sucking, this is, oh my God, there's a leaf.

[04:41:46] This is the world's biggest, why close this?

[04:41:49] It's better when it's open.

[04:41:53] This is the world's longest straw, it's about 900 feet, where's it gonna exact, it's

[04:41:56] 1,000 feet.

[04:41:57] It's 1,000 feet.

[04:41:58] It's 1,000 fucking feet.

[04:41:59] All right, so say hello to YouTube.

[04:42:02] All right, next step is we just gotta get a Samsung and then you guys can come

[04:42:06] back up there, okay?

[04:42:07] This is it y'all. Oh my god fucking power was fun

[04:42:21] That could have been actually that turn events around a lot of drill. Why isn't it working?

[04:42:31] All right

[04:42:33] It's the final count down

[04:42:40] No, but I was here y'all if you were here

[04:42:44] Bro Pepsi, bro. Thank you for helping man ladies, bro. Thank you for helping man

[04:42:48] Hey, bro. Can we get a W Pepsi and ladies bro?

[04:42:51] Brown wasn't for them, but Ron would be absolutely used to sack of shit

[04:42:55] What?

[04:42:57] Bro, okay. Look at this. Wait look get a zoom in

[04:43:00] Jet!

[04:43:00] Get in like the pool.

[04:43:02] This is where it is.

[04:43:05] I'm going all the way just to meet you in the house to sleep with you.

[04:43:09] Bye.

[04:43:12] Don't eat me!

[04:43:15] Look at this shit.

[04:43:16] Around.

[04:43:18] Keeps going.

[04:43:20] Keeps going.

[04:43:22] Keeps going.

[04:43:24] Keeps going.

[04:43:26] I'm gonna put it right here so you guys can go.

[04:43:30] All the way around.

[04:43:40] All right, now we see the sandstone.

[04:43:56] Whoosh!

[04:43:58] Whoosh!

[04:44:00] Whoosh!

[04:44:02] Whoosh!

[04:44:04] Whoosh!

[04:44:06] Whoosh!

[04:44:08] Can I borrow the samsung and tripod?

[04:44:12] It smells like actual dollars.

[04:44:14] Why are you literally only by the door though?

[04:44:16] Because my trash can is not.

[04:44:18] I went into the trash can and I went,

[04:44:20] it's literally fine.

[04:44:22] No, I think it's like

[04:44:24] The smell of the onion leaks from the bathroom.

[04:44:27] Is it this ACV yet?

[04:44:28] No, it might be moldy.

[04:44:31] No, I tried it.

[04:44:32] I don't know if the restroom is done or something.

[04:44:34] I already even smelled all of that shit.

[04:44:37] It's only by the front door.

[04:44:39] Like the restroom is fine.

[04:44:41] It's so weird.

[04:44:42] It's just the third ingest.

[04:44:43] Outlaw, third ingest.

[04:44:44] Outlaw, the ingest of the third.

[04:44:47] You're fucking y'all.

[04:44:48] Gards.

[04:44:49] Outlaw, get the screen right.

[04:44:50] Okay, yeah.

[04:44:53] Outlaw.

[04:44:54] Hey, how are you? What are you using the...

[04:44:56] Whoa, you... Oh my God, there's a bee. That's the attack on you.

[04:44:58] Oh, I'm God.

[04:44:59] I'm allergic, so...

[04:45:00] He stepped on it.

[04:45:01] He stepped on it.

[04:45:02] You need to use a drone, and then you fly following the water, and you go...

[04:45:06] You have a drone?

[04:45:07] I'm using a drone.

[04:45:08] I'm just gonna sit right...

[04:45:24] How does that look, tell me?

[04:45:29] Can you angle it so it's better?

[04:45:34] I don't know. Yeah, we do.

[04:45:41] Does that look good? You can raise it. Does that look good enough?

[04:45:46] It looks fine. Yeah, it's just right behind you.

[04:45:48] Hey, I was just going to work. You're going to stay here on the phone?

[04:45:51] Can I flip?

[04:45:52] I feel like that should stay here, and then the phone just follows the...

[04:45:55] I think no.

[04:45:56] I mean, yeah, it doesn't matter.

[04:46:00] Actually, it looks fine to have it on the screen.

[04:46:02] Does it look good or no?

[04:46:03] Is the sun too bright?

[04:46:04] Bro, this might be take a while.

[04:46:06] Yeah.

[04:46:07] Probably like 30 minutes.

[04:46:08] Yeah.

[04:46:09] It might be 30 minutes.

[04:46:10] Up your ass and blow as much air out as you can.

[04:46:13] Don't do it yet.

[04:46:14] No.

[04:46:15] We were gonna-

[04:46:16] I'm gonna call you when you're ready, alright?

[04:46:17] We were gonna do a prank and put a bottle of Keto's at the end of the day.

[04:46:19] Go fuck yourself.

[04:46:20] I feel like that would actually-

[04:46:22] Alright, yo, listen.

[04:46:23] My chat.

[04:46:24] Outlaw, put audio for both but just make-

[04:46:26] Make it equal.

[04:46:27] Alright, listen.

[04:46:28] This is the suck challenge.

[04:46:30] Um, this is a thousand feet of suckage last year we did two, last year we did two hundred feet.

[04:46:35] So this is five times the amount of suckage.

[04:46:37] This might take a long time of sucking, but look at my mouth.

[04:46:42] Nothing in my mouth. I'm not cheating, whatever.

[04:46:45] When I'm done, I'm gonna spit Kool-Aid right here.

[04:46:48] So, good luck, Ralph. I'm gonna call you, okay?

[04:46:51] You have to drink all of it.

[04:46:56] You should call Pepsi.

[04:47:00] Jack, can y'all hear me or no?

[04:47:05] Actually, now what you do is you cut it like right at the start or take it out.

[04:47:10] Bro, I don't even know if this is going to work.

[04:47:13] We don't even know if this is going to work. It's not a test.

[04:47:16] I'm saying jeez yo guys listen bro this is what it takes to be a reality streamer bro

[04:47:30] you gotta do stupid shit yo Saibro I might need help sucking you're eating some hot

[04:47:36] dogs real quick now four glicks can I suck on one I need a warm-up

[04:47:51] yo what if this doesn't work I know what's the tech here if I suck slow

[04:47:58] What's up with some dough?

[04:48:00] Can I get one?

[04:48:01] Yeah, you got suck hard.

[04:48:02] That's just fine.

[04:48:04] What's friggin' doin' this thing, brah?

[04:48:06] It's nice and soft.

[04:48:08] What do you think?

[04:48:10] I know.

[04:48:16] You gotta just suck hard.

[04:48:18] Well, I think the strategy is slow.

[04:48:22] Yeah.

[04:48:24] You gotta fly it.

[04:48:26] Oh wait, Ty, do you see that door?

[04:48:31] That thing is, can you open it and then can you put something to hold it open?

[04:48:43] Guys, no bed. I'm about to get my bed.

[04:48:47] Jack, keep in mind, this might take a long time. Be patient.

[04:48:51] Yeah, yeah, all right. So I'll see he

[04:49:05] Just call us as soon as it starts wrong

[04:49:11] We're gonna hang up and just suck it if something goes wrong. We'll just call him

[04:49:15] Yeah

[04:49:18] Yeah, Roger that

[04:49:28] No, just suck

[04:49:31] Yeah

[04:49:34] Yep, oh my god, it's going oh my god, oh my god, keep going run. Keep going

[04:49:42] All right, you got it

[04:49:48] It's actually moving bro.

[04:49:55] Keeps up kid!

[04:50:04] I

[04:50:11] One-tenth mark here

[04:50:18] We're doing so fast

[04:50:30] No, it's all wrong good job Ron dude

[04:50:34] He's probably sucking so hard down there.

[04:50:36] Bro, there must be like a sister bottle down there that's sucking.

[04:50:39] Bro, he probably has like an AI plugged into his mouth,

[04:50:42] sucking for him right now.

[04:50:43] There's no way he's down there getting this all done by himself, bro.

[04:50:45] This motherfucker's moving.

[04:50:47] Oh my god, I'm a headache!

[04:50:49] Keep going!

[04:50:50] Doesn't matter, stop crying!

[04:50:55] Here, come down here, buddy.

[04:50:57] Here it comes.

[04:51:07] About a third of the way, now we're getting to the braided cable, our braided 2D.

[04:51:20] Look at all of it.

[04:51:25] We're about to hit the first obstacle here.

[04:51:30] I worry about...

[04:51:32] Ooh, it's starting. I feel like I'm seeing it slow down in real time.

[04:51:35] It's pretty slow.

[04:51:38] Actually, it's kind of moving.

[04:51:41] Here's where it gets hard, though.

[04:51:43] Here's where it gets hard. See, we're slowing down a little bit.

[04:51:47] This is where he's got to really suck.

[04:51:49] Oh my god, it's so far with the clear ones. Yeah

[04:51:53] Wait, this is insane. I'm God's working so well. Holy fuck

[04:51:57] Ron's been practicing or something. He's dead out of how to be back to him

[04:52:00] Let's see, this is like an uphill area right here. Let's see.

[04:52:03] LAMOUR! Wow!

[04:52:05] The obstacle is two for two so far

[04:52:07] Almost there, we're about two-thirds of the way there

[04:52:14] Ron is just a professional

[04:52:16] Wow, so this isn't gonna take 20 minutes for him to complete.

[04:52:20] Did we build some bullshit last time?

[04:52:22] Ron, keep going!

[04:52:24] Keep going!

[04:52:25] No, it's over on my promise to stay in the hospital.

[04:52:29] Ron, this is, oh my god.

[04:52:32] Keep sucking, dude!

[04:52:34] Keep sucking, dude!

[04:52:36] Bro, you might be number one gross.

[04:52:38] Keep sucking, Ron.

[04:52:40] You might give the best blowjobs in the whole house.

[04:52:42] Keep sucking!

[04:52:43] What the fuck is that tag?

[04:52:45] What the fuck is that tech?

[04:52:47] He's almost here, keep sucking my ass.

[04:52:49] He's almost here.

[04:52:51] He's almost here.

[04:52:57] There's our quitters.

[04:53:01] It tastes good.

[04:53:03] Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

[04:53:05] Sween! We did it!

[04:53:07] Oh!

[04:53:09] Does it taste good?

[04:53:11] Oh my god, wait, it's good. I have to.

[04:53:13] No way you suck that hard dad's not stopping. Oh my god. This is no AI. Oh my god. Oh

[04:53:22] My god, it worked

[04:53:24] Well, it's just momentum was sucking

[04:53:29] Plus you're super suck powers bro. Oh my god

[04:53:34] We did it fucking go boys. Oh my god. I didn't think it was gonna work

[04:53:40] Dude, that was actually like cinema. It was so satisfying watching it all turn red. Oh my god

[04:53:50] Dude that's actually crazy that I worked I'm gonna serious it is good right at first

[04:53:54] I thought it was momentum from the hill, but like bro just kept going no matter where I thought it was slow down

[04:53:59] Let's it blend out, but it is because

[04:54:04] Bro, I think it's the different type of tubes last time we used way thinner tubes

[04:54:07] Nah, I think it's just cuz you've been really be giving that neck

[04:54:12] Like the suck is built up until it needed it like because the momentum was carrying it

[04:54:22] Oh, holy shit, that was fucking funny. That was good, bro. Let's go. We don't need that anymore. Thank you

[04:54:29] Thank you. Oh my god. We did it

[04:54:32] Oh my god, that worked so well

[04:54:34] Bro, Pepsi, bro

[04:54:36] Let's fucking go, dude

[04:54:38] Now it just has a flow of motion

[04:54:40] Now we just, now we gotta go unplug it

[04:54:42] Should we go check what it's looking like?

[04:54:44] Yeah, let's go unplug it

[04:54:46] Let's get some W's in the chat

[04:54:48] Bro, let's actually look at this, bro

[04:54:50] Oh, it's leaking a little, oh no

[04:54:52] Oh no, oh no

[04:54:54] Oh no, oh no

[04:54:56] Oh no, oh no

[04:54:58] Oh no, oh no

[04:55:00] Oh, no! Oh, no!

[04:55:14] Get in!

[04:55:17] No, get in!

[04:55:19] We gotta go! Get in!

[04:55:23] What are we... Oh my god, it's really leaking, look.

[04:55:26] Okay, look.

[04:55:27] Is this what happens so bad when there's milk?

[04:55:31] Oh my god, it was smoked forever.

[04:55:34] Holy shit.

[04:55:35] This is actually peak.

[04:55:37] This looks so good.

[04:55:38] I know, I'm telling you, it was so nuts.

[04:55:40] Let's get some W's in the fucking chat, bro.

[04:55:44] Fucking little...

[04:55:45] World's longest straw, let's go!

[04:55:52] Alright, we just gotta undo it now.

[04:55:56] Oh my god! Look at it! What the fuck! Holy shit!

[04:56:08] Oh, what's going through his back? Oh my god, look, he's going. He's draining.

[04:56:14] Fuck. Alright, let's see if he can catch it, yeah?

[04:56:18] Ow! Ow! My fucking foot!

[04:56:23] little bit of scrapage.

[04:56:24] I know.

[04:56:25] Dude, Chad, this was actually cinnamon, bro.

[04:56:26] Thank you to anyone who watched.

[04:56:28] Bro, that was actually fire.

[04:56:29] Yeah, I agree.

[04:56:30] I like that we get red.

[04:56:31] I think that was the best case scenario.

[04:56:33] Bro, that would have been awkward

[04:56:34] if it took like fucking 15 minutes.

[04:56:37] So look, it's already draining, man, look.

[04:56:39] It's two.

[04:56:40] Look, it's right there.

[04:56:42] Don't eat me!

[04:56:45] Yup, there it goes.

[04:56:48] That was fucking peak.

[04:56:50] How long does it take?

[04:56:51] Two minutes? Like a minute and a half chat?

[04:56:53] How long did that take?

[04:56:56] Can you blow me like that?

[04:57:01] That took three minutes of sucking?

[04:57:03] That's not bad at all! Get some W's in the sucks in the chat, bro.

[04:57:07] That's not bad at all.

[04:57:09] I'm the best sucker in the motherfucker game.

[04:57:12] Actual best sucker in the motherfucker game.

[04:57:15] Get some W's sucks in the chat, man.

[04:57:17] Hey, who else was sucking on some shit while watching?

[04:57:19] Yeah, yeah, who hey chat type me if you were sucking on some shit while watching

[04:57:24] Yo, babe, you sucked up some shit while watching

[04:57:29] That was Pete

[04:57:33] Yeah, like safe his ass by the way, what's like state we're not buying that whole ass shit

[04:57:37] Imagine we were in the ocean or boat had a hole in it. Yeah

[04:57:41] That would have been it was milk. Oh my god. What it fuck it would have fussed

[04:57:45] Yeah, that's fine sugar. He's fine

[04:57:49] Yeah. Alright, I'm gonna finish up and then I'll come out. Okay?

[04:57:57] What?

[04:57:58] Turning the courthouse fountain into a chocolate fountain.

[04:58:02] I mean, he's onto something. He's gonna be on this.

[04:58:04] You think it's possible?

[04:58:05] Yeah.

[04:58:06] Look at that fountain.

[04:58:07] But it's like some underground...

[04:58:09] It's like underground communists. It's like some real life...

[04:58:13] It's possible, but we don't have to plan it out.

[04:58:16] Really? I don't think it's possible.

[04:58:18] Well we can't even get to work with water.

[04:58:20] No it does work. I think we just have to haul.

[04:58:22] No it doesn't work.

[04:58:23] It worked before.

[04:58:24] Like three months ago.

[04:58:26] It's not a sucks.

[04:58:31] Damn.

[04:58:32] That was good chat.

[04:58:34] That was some good. That was actually like, really.

[04:58:36] I keep saying that. That was best facing.

[04:58:38] That was good shit.

[04:58:39] I should have worked for all this.

[04:58:40] It's in double use. We're just gonna let it drain.

[04:58:42] Matt it's draining right now. I'm just thinking forever.

[04:58:45] Well, we can figure it out.

[04:58:47] Let me just go to the backyard and then I'll help.

[04:58:50] I think if you grab one and then go on the outside.

[04:58:54] Yes, the plan.

[04:58:55] Yes.

[04:58:56] Just click enough.

[04:58:58] Holy shit, Chad, W.

[04:59:01] Wow.

[04:59:03] This was actually a banger.

[04:59:05] I'm not even kidding, bro.

[04:59:07] It's just some double U's in the chat.

[04:59:10] I did some double U's in the chat.

[04:59:17] That was a fucking banger. Five hour stream.

[04:59:20] On the fucking dot too.

[04:59:22] Literally.

[04:59:23] Appreciate anyone who sub, appreciate anyone who don't know, appreciate anyone who followed.

[04:59:28] That is it for today's stream.

[04:59:30] I'm gonna be honest with you bro, that was fucking cinema Friday night.

[04:59:32] Literally a peak day.

[04:59:34] Shout out Bebsi.

[04:59:35] Shout out Lays.

[04:59:36] You know what I'm saying?

[04:59:37] I mean this is the creation. It worked.

[04:59:38] Took long, but hey it worked and um bro. I can't believe I

[04:59:42] Can't have you watch this shit bro. Hey shout out to anyone who watches shit

[04:59:45] Even though it's like dumb straight he's if it is this hilarious like the world's longest straw how many feet was that like 800?

[04:59:52] 805 805 feet

[04:59:55] Thank you to anyone who followed shout out woesh. I mean we'll just give you a Samsung real fucking you almost fuck my shit

[05:00:00] I'll fuck you woesh

[05:00:01] And um, yeah, I think next time I'm live is with adapt on Sunday because me and him are gonna do the golf course

[05:00:07] stream hopefully um so yeah boys i'm gonna see you soon join the twitter

[05:00:11] com exclamation mark calm i'm not gonna raid anyone because i can't on mobile

[05:00:16] just actually i might be able to hold on i'm just gonna raid marlon

[05:00:20] hold on slash just do raiding work on the phone yeah who just do slash raid

[05:00:25] yeah it doesn't work all right bro i love you boys so fucking much

[05:00:28] w's in the chat man look at the beautiful sunset

[05:00:32] great fucking stream chat out to anyone also who bought ultra there's

[05:00:35] I think the site bugged this morning, there's too many people, so I appreciate it.

[05:00:39] It won't happen for the next time, so I do appreciate anyone who bought anything.

[05:00:43] Guys, make sure to follow the page, Outlaw if you can spam it up.

[05:00:46] It's the clothing brand.

[05:00:47] It should be pretty cool shit coming out, so thank you to anyone who bought any shit.

[05:00:51] Seriously, I'm gonna look at the Twitter column after and see who bought.

[05:00:54] I'm gonna like up some of the posts, so thank you guys, seriously.

[05:00:57] I'm sorry again for anyone this morning that who bought shit or couldn't get shit

[05:01:00] because it was delayed.

[05:01:01] That's my bad.

[05:01:02] It won't happen again.

[05:01:03] I love you boys and I'm gonna see you soon. I guess just follow the stream. You'll know when we're live next

[05:01:11] Let me just sign in