stableronaldo
๐จ LABOR DAY ๐จ IRL ALL DAY ๐จ WITH ADAPT ๐จ GREAT VIBES ๐จ I LOVE YOU ๐จ LETS GO ๐จ WE HERE ๐จ [twitter/insta stableronaldo] !po !com !sub
09-07-2026 ยท 4h 32m
โ ๏ธ VOD is unavailable.
stableronaldo VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
I'm always doing the 2x2, he once got K3, once got Jaylin
Superstar Michael, Luca Tim
Hey! Optics for the 7 months, the 5 or 6 years?
Cheers brother!
Yo Michael, it's good, surely it was good
They even lost x6, they even lost jayky, they even lost snitching
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yo! Hiya, Roland!
Let me see the hard eyes that you think are a good guy
Let me see the drop emoji if you look how bad they are
Yo!
10 gifted from Gerrero!
Thank you for the 10 gifted posts!
If you would want to sub-state me, maybe someone will get a thousand?
Yo! Goals was good! Kaden was good! Last was good!
G.A.I. Thank you so much for the one year of Maya!
Hey! Shout out to the ladies from the chat!
Yo! Joseph, thanks for the sub! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
This is Nasa, what's up, man?
They've been for months.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Yo, actually, actually, actually,
I got something to say about the ladies, actually.
Dude, this morning I already went to the gym.
No troll, no troll.
I swear to God, I already went to the gym.
That's why I'm glowing.
That's why you see the skin that's glowing, et cetera.
But tell me why, speaking of ladies,
I left the gym and,
yo, this is a message, actually it blows the music.
Yo, fuck the ladies for one second, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm leaving the gym and there's two girls in a car and they drive right next to me and they scream
We love you Ron and I'm like oh, that's really nice. And then what do I hear in my ear?
I hear fucking payphone being blasted bro. Yo, yo, don't find me in traffic blasting that shit like
It's not funny, bro. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's dead mean dead mean dead mean dead mean no
Dead mean bro payphone made me
all right um Glocky was good just Jack was good Sphinx was good a bg thank you
sorry bj excuse me bella was good Taryn was good also by the way guys it is
Marlin's birthday can we get a happy birthday in the chat for fucking
Marlin oh my god happy fucking birthday to Marlin I believe he's 30 fucking
two years old bro so you know we got to do the ritual that we always do you
know what I'm saying for a birthday.
Fifteen gives it from Calvin!
Thank you, what the fuck!
Everyone say thank you!
Damn!
You want to sub-save me, maybe I'll get the thousand.
JKJKJK
Thank you so much for the fifty fucking burgers, Caledon!
You always come in every single fucking day, bro.
God fucking damn, bro.
Every single day, bro.
Every single day, bro.
Every single day, bro.
Every single day, bro.
God fucking damn, bro, every day!
Now, wish my boyfriend a happy birthday, y'all!
Happy birthday, Marlon
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, Marlon
I don't know how old he is, what is he like 35 years old?
Oh wait, there's a better one, hold on.
๐ต It's your birthday to me ๐ต
๐ต Marlin ๐ต
๐ต It's your birthday to me ๐ต
๐ต Marlin ๐ต
๐ต Marlin ๐ต
๐ต Marlin ๐ต
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, I bought something for Marlin, I don't know if he's gonna like it.
you guys or no, or do I wait to give it to him?
Cause I'm pretty sure we're going to have a dinner tonight.
Um, celebrate his birthday.
Obviously like, I feel like, should I tell you guys, like, if I tell you guys though,
the only thing is it's probably going to get leaked check Twitter type of thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it'll probably be in his Twitter, com, et cetera, or mine, et cetera.
So I don't really want to do it cause chat don't leak.
Y'all go and leak it bro.
Like I care bro, but I will be honest with you.
I think he's going to really like it.
Do I have any guesses in the chat when I bought them?
I think it's a really good gift.
And I think it was thoughtful, bro.
I think it was really cute.
I thought it was really cute.
I think he'll like it, bro.
No, I did not buy.
Okay, what is this?
No, I did not buy him a watch.
No, I did not buy him a fucking Lamborghini SVJ.
Yo, guys, guys, you're telling me
I'm gonna buy more than a car before I buy myself?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, use your brain, bro.
What do you think I bought him, bro?
like, God damn!
Or what if I made him something?
I'm just kidding, I didn't chief out, bro.
I got him something cool, bro.
I got him something really nice.
Oh, a real braviss kid.
Yo, wait, just like, make the mood, yo.
Listen, guys, today is gonna be a fun stream.
Yesterday, obviously we had a little bit of ballish,
balish, whatever you wanna call it.
Today, me and Adopt are going to be doing
the golf cart stream!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Today, we're gonna be doing the golf cart stream, the long awaited. We haven't done it in a while.
I'll be honest with you, I don't really know what to expect. We have some cameras set up. It should be fun.
We're just gonna be driving around. Who knows what might happen.
Um, yeah bro, it's super fucking fun. And then tomorrow I've-
Tomorrow we have a course shoot. The 9th! This Wednesday! Just a reminder, because it's my intro.
We're doing a game day, me, Joe, and Jinxie, okay?
We're gonna be playing multiple games.
We're gonna, I think one of the games we're gonna play is Bombonanza or whatever it might be.
It's like a game, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know. Listen, Matt, we have a couple other games,
and then I might get on GTA V or P that night.
Okay. Then on the 10th, I'm going to New York City.
I'm going to the Big Apple.
Yes, I don't know if I have any people in here that are waiting for me to arrive
I'm not coming with security because I am the security. That's just how I am. That's just how I am. That's just how I am, bro.
No, no, I'm not scared of nobody, bro. I'm bringing my pole on me. I'm bringing my Naka, whatever you want to call it. You know what I'm saying?
I'm bringing it. I'm bringing it. I don't care, bro. You can't stop me. If anyone comes up to me and they have problems, you can do with me, bro.
with me bro. Deadass. Also, New York City Stream, me, Mari, and Reem, and maybe more? I don't know,
unless you guys have some suggestions. New York this Friday. This Friday coming up four days,
four days, four days. Hey, Burger. Look at this guy. Like, what the fuck? Where did you come from?
Look, Burger, it's the stream chat. Look, they're all saying hi to you. Look, Burger, look,
they're waving to you. Yep, he's reading the chat. What the fuck? He's actually, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, Burger, put that hand up. Yo, listen, New York City Friday, you
know what I'm saying? This Friday, we're going to be doing a New York City stream,
Marty and Reem. I do want to do something with Phantom, but I don't know what the plan is we called one
So we haven't figured out maybe I'll call him again
But I would love to do something to him if he sees this so Phantom if you do see this
I would love to do something and then the Kaisen at the vet runway
Bro this Saturday. I don't give a fuck if I could stream it. I don't give a fuck if I have to vlog it
I don't I don't I don't really care, bro. Yo, I'm excited, bro
I haven't even gotten to see it yet, bro, and I'm just height, bro
Let's hope I get that fucking VVET if I don't I'm gonna cry simple as that and then I'm going on cuties podcast
That on Monday, and then we have a Drake album on the 15th
Drake album on the 15th and then
One week later FNC or fortnight tournament with Jinx. It's he's hosting like a streamer tournament
Then a week later. We're going to fucking Belgium
Yes, I might do an IRL stream out there, but we have the fortnight globals
I don't want to leak just yet, but we got something cool in the works and
Then the week after that hardcore Minecraft marathon with Loose and Junko into Japan with core
Into streamer awards into GTA 5 heist marathon into midnight for Lisa GTA 6. Yeah, so we got some shit lined up
I'm super excited, bro. Um
What did you just link me as my first tweet of the day?
Hey guys since today is Labor Day and honors hard workers in America
I will be taking today off stream and not working as a blue collar streamer
It's been really hard recently playing games and reacting to videos. Hope y'all understand
That's fairs okay bet see you all tomorrow boys
Love y'all boys so much. Thank y'all for coming to the stream bro and
Yeah, have a great one and happy over day
Why don't see people getting hyped in the chat with the funk W stream
But that'd be my shortest stream ever bro. Um, you need to buy this ASAP. Oh
Nice Wendy's has brought back its banned t-rex burger and it's challenging customers to devour
Now we're nine beef patties in nine minutes.
Yo, oh, if you do, you get a I-survive,
the T-Rex burger t-shirt and a mystery prize.
Do you guys think I'm just like a fucking whale
that just consumes food?
That this is gonna be what I do for content.
That this is gonna do for content.
Yes, yes.
Oh, they brought back their banned T-Rex burger.
I wonder why they banned it in the first place.
Maybe because if you fucking eat this, you die?
Like what the fuck is nine patties in nine minutes?
Is that even healthy?
Bro, that can't, actually how much protein is this?
Hold on, you got me thinking now.
Is this that bad if it's protein?
Now that I think about it, bro,
now that I think about it, if it's protein,
let me ask my good friend real quick.
Do you guys know who, what's his name again?
Louis?
I fucking forget his name, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh man, what's it Leo, Leo, Leo.
God, I got it.
Hey Leo, it's me, stable Renoto.
I'm live right now.
Quick question, okay?
If I consume nine patties from Wendy's,
what will that do to my body?
Nine patties, you beautiful degenerate.
That's roughly 4,000 calories
of pure beef and grease chaos.
And your body is about to file a restraining order.
Your stomach's gonna blow it up like a goddamn parade float.
Your blood's gonna turn into a thick, greasy river of sodium,
and your pancreas is gonna look at you like,
bro, we talked about this.
You'll be farting for three days straight,
little wet, shameful squeaks that smell like a Wendy's
dumpster behind a taco bell.
And the real kicker, you'll feel like a god
for about 45 minutes, then crash so hard,
you'll be lying on the floor in a puddle of your own sweat,
Whispering never again while your colon files for divorce.
Go live, you magnificent bastard.
But Leo, how much protein is in nine patties?
Nine patties is about 180 grams of protein.
Wendy's own site lists a single four ounce patty at 20 grams.
So nine of those is a clean 180.
That's a full day's protein for a grown man
crammed into one sitting like a god damn protein bomb.
Your muscles will be confused,
your kidneys will file a complaint,
and your piss will smell like a slaughterhouse for a week.
You're not eating burgers anymore,
you're doing a meat-based blood transfusion.
All right, all right.
Yeah, anyways.
Yeah, so I didn't know that this was 4,000 calories.
So you want me to consume 4,000 calories of meat.
on my soul, I genuinely don't think I could ever do that.
Ah, I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
I will never do this.
Like, generally serious, I'm never going to do this.
Oh, YouTube video potential.
Okay, so let's ask, yo, Siggi, are you in the chat?
Do you think this is a good YouTube video?
Like, oh, let's do the YouTube video
going to the hospital.
Is that what you want me to do also right after it?
Look at this shit.
Do you see this shit?
Like, this is like America in one photo.
Ron, why is this trending on TikTok?
What?
Who the fuck are these two people?
Who the fuck are these two people?
Who the fuck are these two people?
The fuck?
That was kind of aura.
I don't know, thank me.
Oh, thank me for the bit.
I sent you like five.
Yo, I'm gonna be the guy to tell you, bro.
Maybe I'm not a humble streamer.
Stop throwing pennies at my fucking forehead.
I don't know how many times I have to go over this, bro.
Like, dead serious, bro.
Stop throwing fucking pennies at me, man.
Wow, time flies.
Okay, I see the profile picture.
I'm just ignoring it.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Today, we're gonna be doing the golf cart stream shortly.
We're gonna be IRLing probably the majority of the day.
And then we're gonna be going to dinner tonight,
off stream with Marlon and everyone of the guys.
So yeah, it should be a nice night.
You should try this out.
This is my last stream as a human being.
I'll explain when it's over.
The first AI stream in the world has been
whenever I'm going to bed now don't make me do anything they can jail me powered
but holy adb
who just hit the button
okay um is this you know
who the fuck is this random kid bro holy shit bro holy shit motherfuckers link
anything. No, that's exactly why I'm about to show you outlaw. There's a way to create a badge
for only specific people. Like, you know how VIP has a badge, etc. Whatever it might be. I'm
about to create a badge called a linker. Now hold on. I'm about to give it to the best linkers
in my chat. Whoever posts the best links that actually provide content and some type of like
reaction. I'm about to give it to them, bro. I feel like that's a good badge, man. Is that
a good badge like certified like deadass I know when to click them
I look the best I ever look right now and that's on God look how fat I was oh
this tweet by the way whoever made this into a gift thank you I actually look
good look at this shit this is real unedited look only in the evening can
I ask you when I'm eating I know that I love you yeah I love you yeah bro I
I look good, bro. I look good. This is not AI on God. It's not AI. Oh
Nice have actual content instead of just using other strippers content or YouTube watch party that yo
Do people just type anything on Twitter? I'm dead serious like what in the fuck is this guy mad about bro
It is 145. Holy Twitter actually has to be the worst app
What else bro featuring 21 Savage featuring eat featuring party next door featuring future what?
like how the fuck like first of all featuring future is now considered dog
shit are we crazy are we forgetting the futures ago like what the fuck I don't
even listen to future like that and I know he's a go is that crazy also he
Is he apps like I'm confused. I like you
The police patiently waited for Kodak black to eat some of his meal before arresting him
Bro, I wonder if there'll ever be a body cam footage of me getting arrested like anyway
bro like I don't know there's one body cam out there that like I don't know if
it ever went out stop linking me shit by the way like this is too many links now
listen I'm gonna be honest with you there's one body cam but I don't think
it's out bro I don't think it's out at all it's somewhere like hidden bro it's
somewhere hidden the house getting swatted bro wait is there footage of
that back in the day is there even footage of that I don't even know
I know that, bro.
Is there?
There is?
I mean, a bag is a bag.
I mean, I need to, but yeah.
Wait, okay, is this bad to look up?
Or should I not?
I don't even know, bro.
Hold on, ready?
What would I look up?
Phase house or core house?
What do you look up?
You think phase?
Phase house, body, cam.
There's no way.
Oh, hell no.
Playing body cam with the new phase wait we played this game before
What the fuck
This is two years ago I
Can't find it I can't find it. This is the one from Aiden from the three years ago. Oh my god
This is actually so old, bro
What is this Tyson that makes his official of that debut at fashion week this week and revealing his first collection
8 p.m. Eastern Saturday. Okay, you best believe I will be there. I don't give a fuck what happens. I will be there
Bro, it's crazy to me that like people can hate on someone just person I call me D1 bro
I don't give a fuck dude to be into fashion week as a quote-unquote
streamer is insane
Insane, bro. It's insane like are you crazy? Do you know like how many people are gonna be here that are like from fashion?
Do you think they have a size eight?
I mean, sorry, excuse me, size 11 shoes, though.
Like, do you think he made size 11 shoes for me or no?
No, no.
Bro, I don't need a, I don't need a,
I don't need a size eight, bro.
No, no, I don't need a size six.
I don't need any of that, bro.
I'm not a, yo, I'm not a size six, okay?
I'll be honest with you.
I'm a size, I'm a size eight, okay?
Listen, is that bad?
Is that tiny?
There's no way that's bad.
There's actually no way.
That's bad?
That's bad.
I'm a size like eight and a half.
Yo, Leo, quick question.
My whole chat is laughing at me.
Is the size eight for men's bad at the age 23?
Eight inches at 23 is a perfectly normal, healthy dick.
You're in the middle of the bell curve.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm talking about eight fucking feet for my foot, bro.
My size is eight feet, you freak.
Eight feet, bro, you're not a man, you're a fucking tripod.
You could stand in a river and charge a toll.
Your shoe size is a zip code
and your socks have their own area code.
At 23, that's not a foot, that's a canoe you drag around.
Wait, am I speaking?
You don't buy shoes.
No, my shoes,
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm excited to IRL stream today.
Does anyone have an idea of where me and Adapt should go?
What should be the first thing we should go to in the golf cart?
It's been so long, but it's actually fucking beautiful.
It's beautiful outside.
You know, after it rains, it just smells nice.
The air feels nice.
This whole chat spamming fucking canes, the shoe store.
Like, I can't ask a serious question, bro.
It's sad, man.
It's sad.
a serious question bro it's sage man it's
sage bro oh yo why are we still showing
this like this isn't even that funny
it's like unbelievable bro unbelievable
is that a beast? I mean I know he really
did it but man I'm crazy go down bro
I'll be honest with you does Jason look
that bad with this like really does he look that bad like I don't think he looks
that bad I just think it's the hair bro he cuts his hair so short and I'm a
victim to it too like bro I cut my hair so short sometimes and I'm like oh but
like bro when his hair is long he looks kind of sexy I ain't go a lot
but I ain't go a lot but like he looks kind of good bro like and I hate to
Give me that guy because I mean look at him bro he's an alien but like at the end of the
day bro like I don't know bro I don't know he needs to keep it long it's long hair the
way to go as a man.
Now I know some people might say buzz cut but like I feel like buzz cut only looks good
for like a select amount of people like you have to be able to like pull it off like
it goes down to like your whole frame of your face like a nose your ears and like
where your eyes are placed etc you know what I'm talking about Marlon bro Marlon can
pull up any haircut. Bro, Marlon is the haircut. Do you understand that? Like, yo, what are
you talking about? Like Marlon could pull up any type of haircut. Um, yeah, bro. Um,
I love Pudgy, bro. I really want to do something with Pudgy soon too, bro. I'd love to do
something with him. He's trying to ignore it. That is not the fucking cat that was
on the website. Like, brother, this cat is not on the fucking website. Like that
That was not on the website when we looked, bro.
Now, yes it was, no it wasn't, no it wasn't.
So you're telling me I missed Borny
and this is what Borny looked like.
Oh.
Nine lives, all right?
Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
this is exactly why I just, all right, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Anyways, yes.
This is today
We look you do got to get some outfits, but I don't know what's in the area
Oh, what a cute photo bro when me and Pepsi tried to jump the pool with my bicycle bro
Do I got to get another bike like a BMX like bro biking is actually one of the most fun things to do
Like I have my moped shit, but like
Yo burger, are you crazy?
Nah, that's disgusting, bro, nah, he's wildin'.
Hey, Griffin, it's me, Ron, I'm live.
Hey, Ron, it's Chris, you're live?
Okay.
I'll call you later, nothing important.
Nothing important at all?
No, it was just about your sexuality.
Oh, okay.
I'm not the doctor called.
I'll call you later.
Jinxie says that he wants to do a Fortnite stream where he goes from bronze to unreal in one stream.
I'm gonna be honest.
Look man, I'm gonna do a stream where I start in, I think I'm bronze or something, and I don't end until I reach unreal in Fortnite.
Look bro, I don't need to, dude, I can play smart tactics guys. I have game sense. I have game sense.
I'm going to be honest with you, man, I genuinely don't think he can ever hit on Rio, bro.
Am I a hater?
Like, I don't know, bro.
Like, bro, Fortnite ranked is soup.
Okay, hear me out, and this is where the fairs might come in.
Fortnite ranked is generally easy, but what makes it hard is the stream snipers.
And what makes it hard for people who aren't like, you know, who are a streamer, it's
The fact that once you get to the higher levels, there's no lobbies besides one facts or no, like so everyone is queuing for like the same lobby.
So let's say we're like in diamonds or whatever.
Like most of y'all are probably in like silver or gout and you're going to get in my lobby of diamond.
So it becomes it becomes harder.
Now you could camp in the bushes, but camping in the bushes equals La Mickey in my opinion.
I'm going to be the guy to say it.
Hate me.
You know what I'm saying?
But like that's kind of the mickey bro like oh, I'm gonna sit in a bush. No minimum five kills each game to make it real facts
Or no, I'm gonna be the guy. I don't know maybe I'm tripping. I don't know. I
Don't know a minimum five kills. I don't know
This is actually so cute. Yo, hey corn. Thank you so much for the fucking 10 gift
They could we get a thank you in the chat bro. Hey, hey, hey
Thank you, bro. That ass. Thank you man much appreciated
You saved my life.
I'm not that fine.
Jason, look at me.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Bro, POV, the year is 2041.
I spark up an IRL stream.
And it's me and my child
teaching him how to ride a bike
and down the street in the same neighborhood.
It's Jason the wean teaching his
child to ride a bike also.
And the title is
and the title is We Taught Our Children to Ride Bikes.
And they have their own stream also.
And there's four IRL cameras with five different cameraman
with a drone shot and woosh.
Oh my God, it's peak, bro.
The year is 2041, man.
My kid is like, well, do you smell that, dad?
And I look over and I say, what do you mean, son?
And he goes, somebody smells like shit.
And I sit there looking into the sunset saying, wow.
That's my son.
Do you think I can even have children?
Like do you think my like semen works?
Like how do you know if your semen actually even works?
Like I heard it's generally kind of hard to have kids.
Is it my trippin' or no?
Like I heard you have to have good nut.
Like I don't know bro, but I've been getting a lot
of testosterone recently because I've been going
to the gym and I've been running a lot
and I've been doing a lot of cardio.
So I feel like my nut is probably strong.
No, not you.
Bro, be honest with you, wait, you could test it?
Say it on God, you could test it.
How do you do it?
Wait, how do you do it?
You could test your sperm count?
Wait, how many sperms do you need?
I thought you just need one.
Isn't that like the logistics?
It's like one sperm can make a baby?
I don't know.
Well, then why did you ask?
Oh, so you guys want me to try to go for a child
right now, that's not what I'm gonna do.
Do you think I could even take care of a child right now?
Damn, Ruff, I had a child right now.
I generally think my life would just be like way different.
Like if you think about it, having a child,
you need to put like all your effort,
I feel like, into that person.
And if you don't, I feel like you had a child
at the wrong time.
Because bro, like if I had a kid right now,
like I treat Berber like my kid.
And he's just a little fucking piece of shit who's just...
Oh
He heard me alright, he's camera shot like bro this guy's like annoying bro. I have to fucking feed him
Oh my god, bro. Just get I'm dead ass serious
Is there a world where my cat can learn how to door-dash her himself or is that crazy?
Like I'm genuinely asking
Togey finds out that his sperm count is zero after going to a clinic for sperm test this came in the other day
What did you come in for?
Uh, the, the, um, semen analysis.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
So look what she was just giving a call back with the report.
Dr.
Cause he reviewed.
So he did state that unfortunately your phone count was zero and you'd like to
schedule a fertility consultation to further discuss, um, the report with the
doctor.
Wait.
So when he nuts, it's just nothing.
How does it, what does that mean?
Oscar, we can go ahead and work through it and get you scheduled.
I just came in the other day.
It's blanks? So there's no little swimmies?
Can you even fix that or no?
Can you fix that?
Yes? What the fuck do you even do though, like, bro?
wait why isn't shit uh maybe there's too much questions on stream I don't know
bro I was gonna ask why like how does that happen how does that happen
steroids wait steroids kills your sperm I didn't even know that really
I don't know why I got said this but holy throw absolutely well it's a good
I've never done steroids and I probably won't because I feel like I'll just mob too hard, bro
Like I just look good now
I can't imagine like what I'll look like when I'm on steroids Ron needs this shit not gonna lie
Is this a
I can't even tell nowadays bro like this is getting fucked up. I can't even tell bro like oh my god
Like bro when it dude, I can't even imagine being like an old like lady or like an old man
They're probably getting so scammed nowadays. Oh my god, bro. People are probably dead ass getting scammed
Like dead is it not AI it looks like a cat his glasses on what the fuck
Like bro
You know AC thank you for another 10 gifted man. Can we get a w in the chat bro? We love you. Thank you man. Much appreciated
Um no pixel goes live tomorrow watch our lore trailer if it's too long. I'm not watching ADHD
Okay, one minute 55 seconds. That's not bad. We are playing no recently things have not been good
You've lived your life in this city made a home here, but the dream that the city had turned to dust
The economy collapsed the streets of Los Santos
And yet life went on fear became routine
Violence the new normal safety had become a privilege
So you did whatever you had to do to make sure you could survive in it
Oh, please. The Los Santos that had abandoned its people.
Like, will I get banned from NoPixel if I start shooting everyone?
Demanded action. And City Hall listened. The government was too weak.
But what if that's part of my character? Like, I'm a psycho!
To save the city. So they turned to Nest.
NEST has years of experience re-establishing order in areas devastated by instability with a proven record of success.
After partnering with the government, NEST made a promise to work tirelessly to make Los Santos a city for its people once more.
And so the reconstruction began, thanks to NEST and new Los Santos.
Wait, you can actually have a lawyer in this fucking game.
A city where you can afford what you want, live where you want, and do what you want.
A city built for you.
Brother, wait, so am I going to go against people who actually know the law though?
Welcome to the future.
This public service announcement is brought to you by...
And then I got to tell my client, yo bro, I don't know, we're screwed, like what the fuck?
Nice.
So, what did you think?
Exactly as planned.
I'll be down to play No Pixel, bro.
It looks kind of fun.
I'm just more worried about, like, RPing.
Like, I don't really know, bro.
Like, am I good at RPing?
I don't know.
Since you have no content, which is not true,
this guy's name is stable, Ronaldo News.
Locke, you need to change that background.
It's too cluttered.
We can all agree.
Nice flat shelves and only put the awards and cool stuff.
Get rid of the messy jersey, put up the LED sign.
If I put up the LED sign, one, I need a new outlet
because I don't have any.
And two, it'd be flipped because I used my camera flipped.
And then three, why would I need to clear out
the messy jersey?
Put up the ultra sign, then you're good.
So you guys want me to,
yo, what else do you guys want me to do, bro?
So some of you guys are a sim character.
Do you want me to fucking start jerking my meat and fucking nut on camera like holy shit, bro?
Oh
Yo, Ron check this out. Oh nice. I'm on the times of India once again
Why did Maya she does suddenly enter a call with stable in auto? Yo, does the times of India have no content through has issued a
What am I hearing?
Yo 20 gifted from her bow. Holy shit. Can we get a thank you in the chat, man?
Thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs, man. Maybe he'll gift another 20 or maybe will someone will get more
Thank you for giving 20 people in my chat. No ads bro, and it comes
speaking
Yo, I'm sparking up soon for all golf our golf cart IRL day with me you and a dad yo Lacey bro
You're more than welcome.
Yo, I would wanna plan more shit with you,
but hey, a little bit of a hate form,
but truth form, get ready.
I try to do shit with you.
Yo, I tried talking to you about that fucking show idea.
Why haven't we worked on it?
I was thinking about it in the shower recently.
Yo, why haven't we started this idea?
It's brilliant.
Bro, fuck a nine to five.
We are nine and five.
That's the fucking show idea.
Simple.
Hey, bro, let's do it.
Let's do it, bro.
Let's do the fucking concept.
Dead ass, bro.
Also, when your legs are fixed, I have some ideas,
but you're handicapped and disabled,
so you're not fun to play with right now.
I have this idea where we go,
I don't know if you wanna do it now.
I wanna do golf again from the top of the hill.
Yeah, so Pepsi, Pepsi had this idea, Lacey,
where me and you,
I don't know if you could do it right now
because you're handicapped.
Yeah, whole in one.
Where we go from the top of the hill of our house,
We try to get a hole in one and the hole is under the chairs and like that or it's yeah
It'd be over the house
But or under the house like it'd be like in front. I don't know
Yeah, yeah
Breaking a window bro fuck a window bro make every win. No like come on reusing 2025 content
Okay
Yo, wait till you find out every single idea that I have is probably somewhere on YouTube already from five to ten years ago
Welcome to the internet, bro. Uh, yeah simple as that
Simple, um, but let's do it Lacey. Let's get us do it
um
Why is this on the times of India dead ass? Are they bored like generally bro like generally are they bored?
Who runs the times of India bro like?
I just wanted to say congratulations on your birthday.
I just saw the post. I forgot to text you.
That's my bro.
Hey, bro, y'all got to stop giving this kid attention.
I'm dead serious.
Like, I swear to God, man, like, bro,
he really thinks this shit's real and we got to stop.
Like, this is bad.
Like, this is bad.
This is bad.
real and we gotta stop like this is bad man this is just just let it go man oh my god the dog
is even never mind the dog's kind of like how do I say this yo all right I already read the
caption yeah this guy's Ron look at that oh my five oh there's a rules that I
before you join what the fuck is this there's a whole rulebook for this rdm
random death match and VDM means attacking someone no story behind it
there has to be roleplay in some form of initiation before shots are fired or
cars become weapons. Example, gunning down a stranger at the gas station because you're
boorst. Shooting a rival after a feud that's been building up all night with clear initiation.
No using a vehicle to kill or knock someone out without a reason or initiation. No ramming
other vehicles at high speed. Wait, so there's a speed limit on this game?
They're like, your life is worth protecting when you're a gunpoint or facing serious harm
act like it. I don't know if I could do this, y'all. I don't know if I could do this. I give credit
to people who can't do this. I'm not making fun of it, but I would actually have to play
play without a face cam.
I'm dead ass serious, like I cannot do this
with a full face, like, oh this candle smells so good.
You know, someone in my PO box by the way,
who sent me Radon's nuts from like the first PO box?
Who was that?
It was like a pumpkin spice smell.
Who was that?
Whoever that was where I still use that candle
to this day, send me another pumpkin spice candle,
please, that shit smells amazing.
I still use it to this day.
Okay, I got you, heart with bandits.
Yo, so I did not receive that many.
This shit smells, this is a different one.
This one smells good.
Yeah, bro, so if I do play this, do I go no camera cam?
Like what do people do who RP?
I feel like I couldn't do camera.
Like I dead ass couldn't do camera.
Bro, I really don't think,
if you want me to RP for real, for real,
I cannot, I dead ass, I can't have a camera, bro.
What is this?
You ever been on TikTok?
Oh yes bro.
OHHHHH YES BROOOOOO!
Like, this was the last time I argued.
Like, bro.
You gotta be pork!
What is this?
Oh, I don't know.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He don't know me, Robbie.
Yeah, I spent one five I went down.
We were just down to a bar spot.
No, no, no, no.
He tried, he tried.
He tried to stab you in the head like a stock god.
He tried to stab you in the head like a stock god.
He tried to stab you in the head like a stock god.
You're taking a lot more.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Like, one of my best friends, his girlfriend goes to ASU, but she is like all the football
team, they protect her like when they go to parties, etc.
No
Stable and autos faking backlash after throwing this cat off a balcony while live on Twitch bro
I don't give a fuck bro burger sometimes needs to shut the fuck up
Bro what do you want?
44 views zero likes
Damn, bro, this is going nuclear bro keep this keep this new shit up, bro like that. I seriously
What did you just send me? What is this?
What is going on, you guys? Brandon here, aka Bawadis.
Today, I'm here with my girlfriend.
There's absolutely no way this is a real title.
And today, we are swapping phones for 24 hours.
Oh, hell.
Hey man.
What if some of the people you talk to every single day aren't actually conscious?
What if they're literally NPCs?
What?
Dreamer humor heartbreak I genuinely hate love fairs love piece was genuinely corny from the start. You're on mine
I'm getting how old do you think these comments are? When you have to be like under the age
I feel like I've like ten or like thirteen to comment on a Tiktok like alone, like not understanding now. We're making like
Wow inside your action. Wow
Fuck and fairs, how about fucking love fries, bro? How about left fries?
I need a stall segment y'all for the next like five minutes while we wait for a nap
Freaky ass dog watch give me something to
Ron really needed this streaming shit to work. Yo, we already talked about this. Why does it have 8,000 likes?
Like, why does some 8,000 likes bro look like a regular kid dumbass post?
Bro, thank you.
It looked like they put a non-customer preset from the neck up.
What?
Fucking pissed that it did that.
Retort should have been a homeless game model with how untalented he is, says Billie Jean.
Yeah, some people and then this is his other tweet like bro some people are dead ass just so miserable. Oh
my god
You can just tell Ron was father is he looks insanely soy
Bro looks like a normal Latino from Texas
This is why like this is why though like certain people either get like inspired by people or
they want to do better than people and then there's certain people who are forever just
be miserable just hating people like I'm gonna imagine opening Twitter and you comment shit
like I I could never imagine even opening Twitter to leave a hate comment like unless
it's like I want some real hatership route holy fuck man what is this bro I don't fucking
CARE!
Like, Sae Bro, I know you have your headphones on giggling while sending this bullshit.
Like, bro, this is like, I...
Oh my god, bro.
Um, Lays, do you want to bring up the Samsung for now?
no music no music no music this is good stalls bro you guys are linking me like
45 minute videos I need like quick stalls for my ADHD fucking brain bro
Bro, la piece? Great. La fares? No, no, no, no, no. We're not, we're not, we're not doing that one.
No, no, no. La fares is not, no, that's not the one. La fries, more la-
Bro! La fries!
What the fuck is this?
Bro, holy shit.
Say no pixel 100,000 times
There's no way this is real
There's no way he's been doing this for 20 hours straight, right? He has to have gone to sleep, right?
Has he slept?
Is this method even work to get you in?
I do think this works
Dude
Wait, so he didn't sleep
Huh?
muchGruch had someone says elbow 1 million times brah I got you. I'm gonna give you a dollar
You've come to tutorials for 45 seconds record
Pixar Gill gone but Jobs on a pixel whomer first pein poppy one hundred thousand
oh my God
No Elpickers
Nothing though
No pixel no pixel
This is 20 hours of his life. I'll never get back
Like you'll be on your deathbed one day and be like damn I wish I had 20 more hours in my life. Oh my god
Finally finally finally
This is the worst...
Oh fuck...
No pixel...
No pixel man!
100,000!
100,000!
What if he doesn't get an invite after that?
Oh my fucking god...
Oh my fucking god...
Keckwog? What?
You know Keck?
Jack.
Jack, he can be on the server.
Um, on the public version, uh, when it comes out, in, um, in question mark amount of years.
Yep.
Yep.
You can be there.
Alright.
Yo, what's going on over there?
Are we kicking a soccer ball?
Hold on, wait.
The thanks clip?
The fuck was that?
Yeah
Yeah
he's just making sure of it
don't show it in my closet behind the gates in here
and I don't want to leave it
where is it in there?
right to my right
so, give me a second bro, I'm just getting my sauce
yo mods, don't show it
your mods don't show it
your mods take off my body you can't
take off my body you can't remember
I got something to handle
it's a party in my pants
what you all giggling about
I'm just addicted to saying that mods shit bro
it's look at the dumbest shit ever
yeah I got the corners off my shit right now too bro
bro take a glitch that you can't get to the fucking other side of the other side of the wall
I don't be frustrating me. You know how to fucking do it like oh no
Well every time I try to find old sheets, it's like
I was like bullshit like generally yeah
I'm out of breath
So geez man. I gotta I gotta get cheap tiring life
Did I get it?
Bro, I'm not doing this shit, I'm dead assing it, I'm dead assing it, it's glitch, it's glitch.
Oh, I have everything.
Oh, no, your sheets low-key retorting.
That doesn't make any sense.
You ready?
Yeah.
Why are you wearing those?
Are those like shower ones?
You got no grip on those.
I don't know, I don't care.
Where's my sheets?
Not those.
Man, how bussy is out for today, why not?
Oh, oh.
Busted.
Hey!
Are you sleeping here?
Yeah, I'm sleeping today!
Can I come in?
Yeah, I have to sleep today.
Alright, I just wanted to see your little shit.
Little fat ass at least, huh?
in a little shit pocket through the panics.
Do they think they're fucking?
I'd be sharing that.
I don't know, they're boys trying to girlfriend.
I'd be clearly laying on the floor.
It's okay, man.
Ah! Oh my God!
Jesus Christ.
That's not good!
How the fuck did you just do that?
Your door was open!
I opened the door?
It's open!
Who the fuck is this?
That's Dylan.
What do you want?
Oh, I know you.
Yeah, you live across the street from me.
He's trying to ignore it.
No, free seat for anybody.
You want to pull up?
Pull up.
I bet.
No!
What the fuck was that?
Bro, you've been 20 minutes.
No, no.
I need to seat, well, first of all...
I don't think I have very much screen time in this video.
Oh wait, production hold on.
I got you, I got you.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Try to do that again.
What?
Ready?
Okay, good night.
Here it is, one more.
Oh, he's getting all...
He's actually looking jazzed.
Cause I've been hit in the gym.
That's what I do.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
That's what I do!
He actually has been.
Just wait until this is all sexy looking.
What's that poop up there?
It's getting down there.
There used to be a lot of extra shit there.
We should just pull it down now.
Yeah bro, are we ready?
Yeah, I need to see you.
How many toys do you have?
There's so many fucking toys in here.
They're not toys that are collected.
Look at this!
You wanna watch it with me?
You got a big, I only got a big, until I see myself on the bike at 36 minutes.
But, so I'm probably about like 10-ish minutes, and finished all the longer it's going to drop.
Look at this geek!
Are you dead?
That's how toys everywhere!
That's down by Kevin Klobber.
Kevin, the rage!
Make sure the E-waggons is at 100%.
Oh sure, I'll go check it out.
Appreciate it.
E-wagons is 100%
Ah, sure, I'll go check it out.
Appreciate it.
Ah, yeah, look out. Speed through this.
Hold on.
Ron has another wheelchair.
All I wanna see is...
Ah!
What's up with you?
Ah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm gonna take the ball tonight.
I got you, fucking get it!
I got you a fucking game, bro!
You went,
RAAAAH!
Let's get out of here.
AAAH!
I got him three times!
That's three fucking times, bro!
I think he's about to get a heart attack this old fuck!
Me.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
Good day.
Good day.
What's up dude?
Sorry, there's a microphone.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
What's up dude?
Start with some microphones.
Oh, I don't know.
Who'd be wrong then?
I don't know.
I think I'll go for some more right now.
What's you doing right now then?
Microphones?
What are these for?
Microphones.
Oh, microphone type of guy.
Look at this guy. I hear the microphones.
That's pretty cool.
Hey, we got microphones.
I gotta go check the golf cart because I gotta stall this away from that.
Oh, what?
That's the second thing I'm trying to do.
Just stand here.
How does it feel to get pranked?
But guys, it's still to see my asshole.
How does it feel to get pranked?
Bro, I bet you guys just feel to see my asshole.
That's it!
Tally little fucker, huh?
I'm truly a little tally little fucker today.
Perhaps.
Hey, hey, hey!
I gotta check it.
I don't want to be to check it.
Holy shit.
What is this contraption?
It's kidded up.
There's no way that this is not gonna fall off the
Fucking bikes
Look at this shit race
Speaker on the back
Check out how much battery?
So how long will this extra battery last us?
They shit that a hundred percent I think right is that not a hundred well, I can't tell damn pretty sure
Oh, all right.
Thank you.
Namaste.
Wait, is that the one we're using?
I'm still trying to figure it out if we're using this or the backpack.
Wait, so woj, I thought woj was the start of it.
Oh.
No one asked him?
Oh.
Oh.
Nate could call me.
I'm usually like a tech guy.
He said he just uses a bag.
Like the fucking thing?
Hey Roy, it's me, Rob.
Babe, we're on the TV launch.
Um, yo, I know we should probably use the bag,
but like, the Starwood lowkey worked perfectly last time.
Yeah, but you don't really need to hit it.
Like, you're not going up into the canyon or anything.
Oh.
There's no way you're kicking that thing into the canyon,
so things aren't making up of the bills.
See they want a hater, touts me like that, that's when I want to purr something.
If you should have done taking up the hills, obviously that sounds like a really good idea.
Because you look like the sun super hot right now, so you should definitely go up there.
But what if we take it through the hills and we go down the hill at max speed,
and we're a break spell at work and we go flying off, and the chat is at three.
A third person, P.E.L.D., of us just fucking exploring the smithereens as they see our bodies dis morph into fucking fucking type of figurine.
Hey, dude, we caught him.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Who the fuck is that guy?
I don't know, I've got to.
Okay, well, I don't think we're in here.
I don't know.
Okay, we're in here.
But, we got our shoes.
Okay, I got to take that down.
I got to go work.
Give me a dollar.
Is that left?
Is that left?
See if you can read it out.
Come on.
Hey, it's me, Ron. Can you hear me?
Hey, take me to the funeral.
I'm sorry. Wait.
Oh, I can hear you.
Jeff, what are your screams?
Oh, wait.
Hello?
Did you hear that?
I'm going to put it up.
I got a hooker.
Daph, right here.
I'll wait.
Hello?
Did you hear that?
I'll go through the Daph.
Yo, Daph, I gotta come in there and mud.
I
Sorry, come on. I don't wait. I'm gonna slide
Yeah, that's not a word. That was the point. Did you hear me?
Look right here.
Wow.
Run, you can hear me?
He is not here.
He is not here.
Alright, I have this.
I
Have this that's wrong. Really? It's the same droid wrong doesn't work
I got one of these.
No.
What do you think about that?
We need two cameras.
Yeah, where's my camera man? Have you seen him?
He's in the gift house.
Oh, that's good.
Okay, so we're going to have to make a plan here.
Why didn't you?
You wouldn't know where your shoulder is.
It's perfection.
No, who in the-
Wait a minute. I don't think we're going to be able to do that.
Hello?
Fucking ging-gong ditchers!
Like, oh my God, but where are they?
Who's on V's there?
Who's gonna fuck?
Hello?
Hello?
I just heard someone.
Yo, so what are we doing?
I think we got a...
Stop ordering these food like I'm not getting it.
Wait, where did my food go?
Who the fuck? I just heard the doorbell work here!
Oh no!
Yo, so what's our plan?
We need to make contact.
There's a camera ball right here.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, we need your camera back.
Oh, do we?
We're gonna have to.
Obviously, what's the big deal right now?
We need two cameras.
Diabetic socks.
What the fuck is going on?
When we're actually doing this,
you're gonna have to camera man, like we did before.
Or we put the chat on camera here.
Wait, so...
Gilly or Lay's, follow us.
We were just gonna follow you guys on the car.
With the GVU.
So I think the tech is.
So we have two TV's.
One TV and E-Waggon with us, so this works.
And then one TV with Gilly and Lay's.
So we just switch.
Why would we have two camera angles,
me holding one and then also the third person?
So it's two angle.
Yeah, you're two.
You can see the camera doesn't work.
No, it works.
I think.
I don't know if it's ready.
Here, look.
Why do you have three phones?
I appreciate it.
I'm not a tech guy and you didn't charge me it.
No, no, no, it's charged.
I said 45%.
Okay, listen.
That's all I can do.
I don't know what to do with this.
E-wagon.
I don't like this.
You didn't even spell it right.
What's this E-wussle?
Is that a a it's an e-wussle
Here you try is your privilege a better
He's not okay wagon w a
G
Yeah, oh, I like it
Okay, so we need to add a
List of things that we need to do okay first thing we need operators
We have to go pick skin you gotta stop somewhere pick the vibe
I was gonna ask the chat
We're missing an arm. Where the fuck is his arm?
We're did it go we can't go to Hollywood Boulevard. So listen how we would normally do this is we would sit and make a list of like four to five
mission slash stops. The first one always is operating. The first one I did a year, I think the first one I did was actually good to you.
When I had the pimp suit, we got a JBL, we got a suit, we got a hot dog, and we got a view.
So you want to go with a wagon to get a hot dog?
Hot dog, yes. Hot dog needs to be up there. A whole depth of caps. That's a stop we need to make for sure.
Okay. Hot dog?
Wow, that's gonna get the chat height.
Fucking hot dog.
Nothing that W's hearing, I'm seeing.
I'm seeing mad W's and my shit for a hot dog.
Go to Bess.
No, we can't do that.
Yo guys, he's been in my stream for the last three days.
He left my chat open.
Can you time out, people, please?
He's been in it.
Well, Kaisenat has been in my chat for the last five days
because he left my chat arena open.
I think he's just a stable viewer.
Okay, hot dog?
Sunset.
We have to see Sunset with the hot dog.
That's like a party like those are not negotiable
Number three operator chat
Yeah, I don't know
Target to be chose. Let's think it's
September's hot it could be like
Some Baywatch we could be on some Baywatch shit. What the fuck is it Baywatch?
Like like our beach by switching up our shirts like all right
That's kind of sexy take off our shirts. Maybe we're like a whistle. Did you get some sunscreen and get the
Whatever this is
No, no, no, no, I black
If you're serious, they do why would I like for use
NFL fucking like okay, so do we do beach vibes for the soup?
Oh, what the fuck is this guy even gonna do, bro?
Bro, we can go to any store, we gotta be quick because you know how people are, so we gotta get something.
So what do you want?
I think we do Baywatch violence.
But where?
Where do you want to go?
That's...
Yep.
Yeah, I'm down.
Can we just say targeting him?
Or anywhere?
Target.
You wanna hear a target?
Where the fuck else are you gonna get that from?
Oh, we have to do sunscreen.
Or we could do Vice City.
We could do Vice City characters.
Wait, what are the Vice City characters where?
Well, Franklin and I was by the way, I don't know.
You kill Franklin?
Well, by the way, I'm about to watch Endgame for the first time.
You've never seen it?
No.
Well, they told me to watch the movie before that.
They told me Iron Man dies, and Thanos' daughter apparently is a thot.
Apparently she gets fucked by Thor and fucking Hulk at the same time, yeah.
And the extra credits, you know how long David Glane does that in the movies?
I never saw that timeline.
And, uh, his...
Gamora? How do you tell him about Gamora?
Have the show really fun. No good morning America. Oh, is that like American man or whatever his name is? Okay, let's stay a trap
sunset
Do we do my city characters that could be what is a vice-city character?
She gave my city
Remember the stream we did Betsy. Yeah, I
Just a bit Trevor and we created the Trevor pick up Trevor. Yeah, and I killed Trevor not Franklin
Yeah, I kill Trevor. He dies in the same way if you choose him.
We could do Trevor in Franklin, or we could do Vice-D-Trip.
Who's gonna be Franklin?
I could be Franklin.
He could probably be. Like this.
Ooh.
Let's see, hold on.
Oh, it's like a good team.
American Dad?
You should think of a good duo to Trevor.
You know, like the classic duo.
Like an 80's Miami.
Oh, I'll be Gideon.
Okay.
You're gonna have to put on some weight and then make it a weight so then who am I?
Let's think of a good duo here.
There's always SpongeBob and Patrick.
Yeah, what the fuck are we gonna find a SpongeBob?
We're gonna do that.
We're gonna do it with like, yeah.
He's Batman and Robin.
Who the fuck is Robin?
That's a fucking duo.
That's duo.
You talking about Dick Grayson?
Dick Grayson?
Or Dick Grayson?
That's his name is Dick Grayson.
There's actually richers that they call them.
What? Is that a rude?
Yeah, they're becoming nightwaves so you can see it's all a thing.
You dressed up like something? You role-played as a nightwool? You think I was 30 years old?
I was turning nightwaves. I heard he was at the house though.
Yo, okay, we have sunset clothes and hot-bots.
And we should get Marlon birthday gear.
I got him a couple of times. That's what I was trying to get him.
That's what we got to figure out like the chat has that at least pick one or two of the missions
one
We stop we get nothing so we get like a VR headset. So like
You can always pretend with us
Jerry
Alright, I like this. Hot dogs don't sell clothes, Marlin gets...
So in order to do this clothes, we have to leave here and go straight to get clothes out there.
Then hot dog and sunset we parlay.
So this is three, this is last, yeah.
So it says at the end.
So like that?
Yeah.
Oh we could do Mario and everything.
We get more than the world's biggest hot dog and we just like fucking take a hot dog and our throats through a rat
Hey yo, I need this though, but anyways
We need to land on the hot dog cart, yeah
We could get that as a gift
Bro get a cake for him
Bro but like cake is so generic nobody wants a cake bro imagine like 15 hot dogs
Yeah cake is not it
He's not here.
Well, what kind of ACS t-shirt is this?
Why is it so white?
It's green lantern.
Why is it like seven times your size?
Listen, you're caught up on the white rock shit.
Hot dogs, hot set, clothes, Marlon get.
I like this.
Do we pick up fifth one?
Yeah, for sure.
We've got to pick something before all this, like should we go to the beach?
Why don't we get clothes that we've got to go somewhere else?
Should we go to the beach?
It's like a goose.
Yeah, look at the can is.
I don't know if it'll make it.
It's deep, it's deep.
The only thing I'm tripping on is the battery is going to be way weaker because I have it, it's old now.
I'm going to be happy too.
But we're going to have Lays follow us and Gilly and Blaine. So whenever we park we can juice it up.
So hopefully that works.
Okay, I think you guys should like recreate an iconic picture together.
Oh, what's in Malibu? Oh, we could go, we could, we could, we, okay, okay.
We could we could moonwalk randomly somewhere we could say we're moonwalking
out of that sort of glass and GDG song.
You have to hit it.
Let's try to think a little bit harder though.
We should kick it to the last bit and recreate that photo.
We can not end in school.
Think about like a thumbnail.
Not end in school until we find Kylie Jenner.
I did and then in Black O'Rage that was kind of fire. What could I do with you?
I don't know. I don't have good ideas here.
No, no, no. I don't know nothing more.
Mario and Luigi? Is it?
That's not just an ad.
What's something in California that's iconic near us?
Tel Aviv Burger?
No, that's...
That wouldn't happen.
Franklin and Chop?
What the fuck? I'm not a dog?
Where the Hollywood scientists are here?
What's something iconic in Calabasas for this area?
You gotta get to a viewpoint, like a high...
We'll find a view spot. There's a few POIs, but I don't know about...
Hey Leo, it's me, Ron. I'm streaming right now, my friend, Daft.
Question, what kind of iconic spots are there in Calabasas we can go for sure?
What's your spot, Bob? I'm Patrick.
I don't know how you address that.
Malibu Creek State Park is the crown jewel.
8,000 acres of pure cinematic ice,
the actual mashers of the rock pool
where Planet of the Apes got its rocks off,
and a whole wall of volcanic clear water
that looked like God took a ship
and it turned out gorgeous.
Drag Adopt up there,
film him pretending to be a guy
and want you to break his slow descent.
What picture he's looking at is men in black, though.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
21th of August it's just Miami
So it's the B1 Adapt to die on camera 375 steps of pure suffering with a value to top stream at the calibration stairs
Oh I know what that is but it's a hike I don't know
I can't do that
No I can't
I can't
So I'm not yet dumb and dumb r there's not a fit chat
Why are you still worried about the fucking fit?
the most important fucking parts bro just you be the dog that chopped started
helping me one country and I'll be chopped I'll start fucking me with shit
well we're not doing I did not how many days now I don't know anymore I don't
know anymore like nothing none of those are sick no this is why we have to
breathe each other think this through hmm hope fiction I mean maybe we just go
That man in Joker is not a spirit, let's see we could just do
We're not going to the card shop like there's no card shop out here
Unfortunately right everywhere you can go right now
We got a thing bro. This is our brains
Shrek and donkey
Dora
The Joker and the Harley Quinn.
You see my head?
It's a straight and full straight.
You're saying it was safe.
Oh, okay, I got you.
Shaggy and Scooby, off-white pets.
Epstein and Diddy, Rick and Gucci Morty.
White stuff.
That's a good one.
That boy in Chumtongue, LeBron and Steph.
Finishing first.
LeBron and Steph could be a boss.
When I was with Lacey, what did I do?
I just wore...
Bonnie Blue and Bonnie Blue.
When I was with Lacy, I think I just wore like basketball fits.
When I was with Rage, we did Men in Black.
When I did the solo one, I was an up.
Then I had the pimp suit.
What is it actual Bonnie and Clyde?
Wait a second.
Bonnie and Clyde.
You don't know if I'm Bonnie and Clyde?
Yeah, it was us.
No, they just hit the most infamous lick ever.
And I think they were stole the jewel.
They were stole some shit.
They were a couple and, yeah, they robbed a bank,
bought some romance shit, and then they got arrested.
I don't know if they got arrested.
Bonnie and Blue, what did they say?
Bonnie and CliD.
Bonnie and CliD?
Bonnie and CliD.
Oh, shit.
OK, I mean, they told me that Hampton was a place
and they died?
Yeah, they got killed.
We have to re-trade a photo, bro.
We're making an embark of what?
I mean, we could just do like one.
Let's start with basics.
What is that iconic encounter?
That's just gonna go from there.
There's not like anything.
So let's make an iconic moment.
To Malibu, the beach, it's the only day I think of it.
Wait, what about Malibu's most wanted?
Hold on.
What's that?
I don't know.
Could old people fascinate me?
You would never have been this into anything.
No, Thanos has sex with fucking whatever I already know, they told me.
No, it never happened.
Wait, Malibu's most wanted is, could be a god.
I don't know how many Malibu's responded to this.
It's a movie, it's like an OG movie that takes place out here where some kid sells...
Oh my god, Jake Paul and Logan Paul, about to team Ted House.
Wait a second, we could.
We could knock on their door and ask.
So you wear a maverick merch and then wear a maverick with Jake Paul.
Um...
Okay, wait.
This is what he wears.
And now we're going to find him.
You see these shit, we'll take the fuck out of here.
What do you guys gonna do?
Say the guy who...
You just came from your dick, kid?
Yeah, just child-lustering.
You got anything?
I actually saw Walter I just people that would be really funny. I'm not going to lie
But have you seen drinking that I haven't seen any of it. It's most wanted to be the vibe
I can hit with just a pink
What is just
breaking down
Let's go to shoot story
True
Let's go to the store and pick it out there. I don't know what store
But that's all
We're gonna find it
Oh
Let's fucking do this
You're ass fits y'all
Oh
I'm a core member
Hello sir
I'm grabbing my keys
Like you need to grab the TV
Huh?
Like I need my TV?
Oh yeah yeah
Nah it's in the crib
I want to, once you guys
Take that, Tenton to get it turned
That's it, once you guys switch to the golf cart
I mean, once you guys switch to the golf cart
I'm not gonna just grab everything
So I bring the camera too
And then we just leave the phone and the golf code the whole time. Okay. All right
Go get the bag
You forgot to answer my question. Yeah, I got you
You get a bag though
No, just the bag
I'm hungry, oh my god, is that bad?
Wait, is that a soundproof song of it?
Wait, try it out.
Bro, wait, do we have a portable?
Same for this.
Chopped cheese looking ass.
Pepsi looks like a grandma.
We could be chopped in cheese.
Oh, we would be chopped though.
That's cat. I look good now.
I look sexy now.
Like, bro, people really can't tell me nothing.
Like, I'm a sex icon, bro.
Like, like, bro, I'm dead serious.
Stop sucking in your cheeks.
How do I tell you, bro?
If I suck them, my cheeks would look like this.
Don't be mad, bro.
Don't be mad, bro. Don't be mad. I look good now, bro
It's always the fat people got a type shit in the chat like dead ass. It'll be the fat motherfuckers
But you wish you wish bro you wish
Bro telling you
He's right, bro. He's right. You could hate me, bro. I'm right
Right, right
I'll just put it in here for now
Stop dude
Yeah, okay
Yes, I'm saying where's your Samsung
Do I not give it to you? Oh, do you think I have your ingest like everything set out?
Oh, yeah, I forgot classic I'm just complaining these give me two straight minutes
So there's this camera
Yeah, right up here or this one
This is the stream right
Yeah, it's not now there's this one
Right here
Should it should be in there and this
You probably just have to set the destination, aren't you?
Yeah, it should be right here.
I have the other joy too but it might that one might be cooked
Look, it's a crab.
It's a Mephseumora.
It's a mouse.
Mephseumora.
Mephseumora is around.
Wandering.
As they figure out how to use the mobile camera.
It looks so good.
Wow.
This guy looks amazing.
But what's that over there, creeping?
Whoa, who is that?
Oh my God.
It's Tim and Ralphowski.
Yeah, I saw my fucking funny bohemian.
Who's this guy right here with this big ass meat?
Dude, what's so funny about your funny bohemian?
It can't be that fucking funny
Because it can't be that goddamn funny bro. What type of bone makes type of jokes, bro? Oh the funny bone like come on, bro
Well, I said what type of joke got bones, bro the funny bone like oh
You know what type of bone got jokes, bro, maybe the fucking funny
You know they're banning the funny one what why it's too funny
Yo what the fuck?
Oh that's...
Yeah this one is broken forever probably.
This login?
I don't...
What the fuck is that?
Let's go to IRL Pro.
IRL Pro, download what I said in the dumpster.
I actually caught me off guard like Colorado.
I don't know if they think there's no focus on it in Google Play Store.
Okay let's slow down and let's have a chat.
Uh, I don't know what the TV log is.
It's just a picture of a car like a car.
The TV log is supposed to start at that moment now.
Um, this should call me a car like a car.
We have to bring a TV with us.
Well, we will have to.
We need another sim somewhere.
You're going to have to keep it by your feet.
Hold on.
Wait, damn.
Wait, Blake.
You got an account you can sign in on there?
There's a Google account.
Just so we can download and ask you.
You see it?
Okay, we should be good though.
Which TVU are you guys going to bring with you?
So mods are bringing...
body cam bro where the fuck can I buy an RPG I'm mad as fuck we can go to that
same store RPG store then we go to one where they have literal launchers oh
yeah when we got put in a hashtag added oh my god that was the day I hit the
That was a full commercial shoot that day.
Bro, they had everyone there.
Okay.
You're gonna have to...
What? What?
iPhone is unavailable for six minutes?
Why?
Did you mess up your fucking own password?
Did you un...
How did you mess up your own password?
I didn't even enter it.
No, Mod, how do you mess up your own password?
probably we're in a bad spot here yeah I know oh no oh no we're gonna miss the
sunset fuck this app is it available for your device
hold the version of the thing so
looks like this sure is great bro who knows that one meme in the car where the
So you need to put your SIM card into it.
No, no.
This one is not turning out to which I would charge.
This one works, but they both.
The same app that we have on the whole crew.
Do you have your TVU login?
No.
You don't know that?
Do we have TVU logins?
Yeah, but I've heard this login.
I've seen it already.
You've seen it already?
Yeah.
What would Marlon do right now, bro?
Like, I'd get us through like Marlon would just like...
Bro, he would just pick us...
We wouldn't even need a golf cart.
We would get us his ride on his biceps to the fucking location.
It's the one I was doing on Twitch.
I mean, we could just throw this up in Cam2.
See if it works.
Well, I mean, yeah, it would work.
But then, if we want to like...
and we could just go on mix.
But then we have to leave the neighborhood too.
Yeah.
So you just want to put it up there.
Let's just see how it looks.
It sure looks good.
I mean, you can do it if you want, but I'm just.
All right, y'all.
We're going to leave your neighbor.
I mean, not until we get the second one set up.
Ready for camp two?
Hold on.
Check it out.
This is the setup right here. JBL, Cam2, this is where y'all are going to be.
Oh, wait.
So ideally we have one here, and then the second one, Ron Holds.
Because we're going to do this, how we did all the old DJI Rows.
Where there's no cameraman. We film ourselves.
But, now it'll work.
Gilly and ladies are gonna follow us. So whenever we get to places, we're gonna switch to this
Time for what?
Why that's some freaky shit
Don't worry, so we have that POV and then we have this one
Oh, this is a little freaked out.
What is it?
Fucked?
Well, Jason's inverter is fully charged, so now it's ready for us to use.
Oh, we're chilling.
Hold on, Jason's the savior.
I think you should probably put your feet down.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Wait, it actually looks good.
Normally when I did this angle, the windshield was all fried.
So you're going to hold it with one of these.
You just put it here, like the tripod is here.
It doesn't look the same.
Oh, it's there, Walter.
Okay, wait, where did your tripod go?
Oh.
Okay, so Ron, your cameraman in while we're in transit.
Ron, do you want to hold the portable one?
I think we're ready. Yeah, what do I do? Okay, so third in just Jason, the wean third in just all right. So whoever's production and our tool.
kids. This is cam 2 is on Jason's
ingest and then we have this one. Ron is responsible for holding it.
Why baby? I don't know how
the audio is going to sound but we're going to give it a shot.
This one's probably
good. I just need a backpack. They both need to get connected.
What? What's going to sound all money up?
I do TV on a set of Starlink, so hopefully it does have.
Do you know where my bottle cap is?
I don't know.
It's right here.
Don't buy the bottle cap.
OK, for real?
And just max level your bottle cap.
What the fuck?
Wait, so you actually have both TVs in hand?
No, we need one for the tripod, too.
We need one for this and one for that.
We're just going both to one.
Why can't we just put them both on?
I think that'll definitely make it last.
I mean, that isn't going to be as good, but.
One more?
What is that?
It's important.
No, I'm not going to put it in your mouth.
Come on.
Just one time.
Just one time.
Well, what is it?
Ooh, a little crank.
Ooh, this one doesn't have taste though.
No, there's no flavor.
You need the flavor ones.
True.
They're saying it's micro wood in this.
Oh, he's trying to ignore flavor.
It's not micro wood.
Play bro, play bro.
So what happened about the bear bro?
Can you tell me bro?
Can you tell me about the bear bro?
So pretty much, yeah.
He's trying to ignore it.
Can you tell me bro? Can you tell me about the bear bro? So pretty much, yeah, I was trying to ignore it
Quite literally, do you think my iPhone's still unavailable?
I'll turn the TV on though, just keep it in between the legs
Just guards
Mods, you guys gotta lock in
Mods, take your lives
What are we doing bro?
Are you connected to that phone?
Uh, yeah. Mods, can we connect to that phone?
Mods, can you connect to that phone?
I don't think this one's even...
What do you mean? It's not even connected.
This one says... how is it connected to T-Mobile?
Oh, that's the Wi-Fi.
Let's see I assume it's C E F zero
I'm back. I think I don't even know. I don't know anymore. It's one user. Okay. We're gonna
have to see if it works. And then what? Pepsi. He said check your text. Check my text.
It's a lot of second. Wait, the Wi-Fi's not even on. Yeah, because it turns on and says connected later, you just turn off some of the Wi-Fi.
It's not turning off. It was making me shit like...
Is that the back? Yeah, it's that one.
What if I just connect this main cam to the back and then this one's just fine.
This one could just be on the... We're not connected because we don't need that.
Okay, fuck it. That one will be on that, and this one will be on the back.
Maybe it's in the Africa game.
might I forget about that let's see put the debt on the back of the bag in the
data yo let's check in your internet says connected and now it's just close
on there you go mom's okay mods ready mods I need this here yo guys wait grab
I didn't get that
Yo guys, I'm not bolding it's called where your hair goes
It's not bolding it's literally just the way my hair flows no look
There's a bald spot in the back of our heads. Oh, that's where our hair goes
All right, y'all are you all ready?
Are we back wait, we gotta move this drink
Your mods my wallet
I would take my life on stream
Who's this guy?
Actually hoping it flat tire I'm manifesting a card it crash and doesn't mean explode. Why are we moving?
Why are you moving?
Turn the wheel.
Turn the wheel.
I'm not on the fucking brakes you did.
Bro, just because you can't lift shit like us, like grown ass men.
Hey, doesn't this shit weigh like 1,100 million pounds?
Bro, this shit weighs like 20 pounds.
Look up average weight of a car.
Bro, how about a look up average weight of your mom?
Oh, shit!
We're out of here.
Stop! What is leaking on our car?
How is there water leaking?
Water leaking
I gotta I gotta timeout people just cuz I'm the more useful fucking mod than my mods
I am gonna give myself a raise
wait why is your guys phone 60FPS, our Samsung is fucking 30
this shit looks like real life up here
alright hold on, I'm about to fucking do the same shit that I'm about to give up
oh my god
hey there's one
my god ready
you got it
no mode
roll power mode
Okay ready are you ready yo what the fuck my FPS is going fucking crazy
bro my fucking FPS looks great now it's better than the camera
Yo, yo, yo mods um adapts and mine not that I have any useful month besides outlaw
Can we get rid of this camera to work out of the neighborhood?
got the battery okay so that's about time ready you could stay on this one
side and we'll switch to this one we can or put it I'm gonna have one there are
both let's put it on when we're out of the neighborhood all right I think we
should I have it like this you think instead I can't really see it but I
mean I think no the front you know look how much wider it is like we get so
much more like look at this one after like I feel like this classic though
And then you could reach out to
FC all right, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
All right, are you ready? Let's go daddy
For my fucking airline make sure about the luck. Oh shit. Where'd the buckles at right down?
Dad make sure of your home right now. Make sure you buckle too. Oh
Oh, wait, where are we going?
Wait, should I be flipping this also?
Uh, you can kind of just do it out.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
What are you guys the shrimp papers?
Yeah
Well, how about get a job? This is my job.
You just don't understand, right?
I don't think they ever will.
Well, that is real my day, though.
No, no, no, fuck it. I lost my chance of getting a job.
No, I don't give a fuck. You're 35 years old, bro.
Fuck it, bro.
We're just racing. We're just swapping.
Here we go.
Oh
Yeah, we look tough right now, yeah, yeah, we look tough, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't know.
Yeah, we look tough.
Does it get louder?
Did you guys have any song suggestions?
Some suggestions without...
Thank you guys for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, it is Labor Day. I kind of forgot about it. Alright, first location? Spirit Halloween.
That was the bit rate for the ride. I think it was pretty normal. But we might get some
bad bit rate over in there, but we'll figure it out.
Yeah, so we have billion legs
switch
Oh fuck my leg hurts. He's putt right there
When is the last time you see a real handicapper's in Parker handicaps like every tree
Don't forget to lock your door.
Roll this.
Take your keys, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Wait, do I take the back one?
No.
Wait, is there a big one there?
Well, there is.
Well, we might have bitrate in there, though.
No, no.
Oh.
Brother's carrying?
Let's just wait.
Let's wait until we get full spot.
Why is Gilbert's plate a munch?
Or lock your door, bro.
Turn your windows down.
Is it what?
So why is my butt soaked?
What?
Throw your window up?
You got a sign?
There's no window, you fucking dumbass.
Bro, those are the same dudes who just told us to get a job.
Look who's-
Oh, look who found us!
Bro, what are we talking about?
Oh!
Oh, I'll get a job!
What's your job, bro?
Yeah, no, me.
What's that?
Can't you hold one of these, baby?
You guys aren't recording yourselves?
You got this, bro?
Are we going in?
We're going in.
We're going in.
What, don't-
Should we have them recording?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
got taken about a RV. Oh, it hit the fuck out of that curve. Um, you know how to get this up.
All right. Thanks for the work. This is the door to lock. You roll up your window?
It's getting up. I'm gonna take it. Believe it.
I'm trying to... Bro, I'm just scaring this. This is my height.
Okay. Let's say number one. We gotta get a fit. There's a lot of obstacles here.
You see what's on the front. Oh my God, bro. That is sexy. That's like an outfit.
I'm here to call yourself as a catwoman?
That's hot!
Uh, what for?
Boy's head.
Oh!
What do you do?
I'm going to get on the line for adventure.
Ah!
Oh my God!
It's scary!
It's scary!
Hello!
What are you doing?
It's scary to be in the front.
Okay, you better come up here.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Wall!
Oh my God!
You're going to be a mermaid in that embark of wood.
What is this shit that she's moving?
Someone may say that too.
That's actually a pretty good dude.
Bro, wait a minute.
That is so, that's, that's, that's easy.
I'm afraid of spatula.
Okay.
Let's see what else they got, but this is pretty much it.
You see doodobob, what about a doodobob?
Someone say Shrek.
Shrek?
No, holy shit.
What?
I'm not going to wear, I'm not going to wear a dog outfit, bro.
It's a long outfit, bro. That's not happening, you know.
Well, I got a better idea.
I'll see you right here.
Take care, then.
Banana!
Here.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
What do you want?
I'll make...
Ha!
You're dressed up as Minions.
There's a lot of options here.
Oh, okay.
Uh, your pants are just...
Last time you saw me
Oh my God!
I'm sorry, I see things I can't remind you of.
I had a nice face.
What, nice face?
Oh, a banana?
Who is your main skin?
Are you a peely guy?
Scott of Scott.
Scott of Scott, yeah.
That's my shirt.
You weren't rockin' the default?
Nah.
How much fuck is that?
I was on Omega.
Omega?
You didn't have the full lights?
No, I did.
Right on season three, yes.
I had less though.
Who knows it?
Little Keen.
Alright, we'll probably just think about it here.
So we have Arkham, hold on, hold on, hold on, let's see Poison Ivy.
Oh my god, you want to dress up as Poison Ivy?
No.
The Joker?
Okay, hold on.
I'm in the radio.
The Riddler.
What's the name of this?
What is this?
This is The Worst Joker.
Jared Butler.
Jared?
I don't know.
Yeah, a lot of people work on this.
The Suicide Squad movie?
Wait, Deadpool will reign?
That pool room could be half fire.
Wait, what is 80 pool?
That's a real character?
Yeah, there's a bunch of different...
Who the f...
Is this random shit?
Who is Gale?
Yo!
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
A lot.
Yeah.
Okay, so we gotta look at our options.
We have that pool room.
We have SpongeBob Patrick.
We have...
It's like...
We could be chasing a beam.
Kind of does it like chasing a...
Yeah.
We could be chasing a weed.
Kind of does it like Jason, you know?
Yeah.
A Joker mask.
Remember, we're going to be driving around in this too.
What are you thinking?
Jason.
That's Jason.
The violence way that I was famous.
Should we just drop?
Oh my gosh, we should do a good prank.
We should run up to people in public and pretend to inject them with syringes.
That is some 2017 type YouTube shit.
That would be funny.
We just put nothing in the syringes.
nothing in the syringes we just like actually inject them but like we just
like oh it's just a parent gets just nothing I'm not leaving people to get
scared no it's a joke it's a joke it's content content then we probably could
buy that
I'm not mad at just punch Bob and Patrick or we get
a little bit more serious when I'm not having any bit of it right here.
What is it?
I want to see what the fuck is that.
Oh, I'm not, no, is that...
Oh, just, it's streaming.
It's a joke, it's content though.
I don't think that it's going to even hit me.
I feel like that's more of a feminine type build.
Oh, so what do we get here?
Look at all of them.
Oh, OK.
Oh, no, we can't have something from Malibu's most wanted.
Oh, over here, huh?
Squid Game's over here.
More Fortnite's here.
That's just a skull.
Oh my god, that's tough.
Go, go, go, go.
Whoa.
$500.
I was animating.
Fuck you, cheap bitch.
Hi, Miles.
I'm God's Fire.
Imagine just putting this in our basement?
I'll live today.
This is the $500 pre-incessant.
I think it's somewhere in the figure.
Yeah, Miles.
Fuck yourself, I'm like, oh, I'm cheap.
Imagine if we just don't tell anyone that he's putting the basement.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I don't know how we would transpose it back to the crib though.
I think we better now.
Welcome back.
Mods can figure it out.
Mods figure it out.
Okay.
What are you thinking here, bro?
Uh, hello.
I'm here.
Hold on.
I'm here adjusted to OG.
I'm just going to kick it away.
Wait.
How do I say mudward?
What does it mean?
We can't be some old P.D.
Blinders.
Oh, that is us.
Are we an enemy?
What is this?
An odyssey?
An odyssey?
An odyssey?
Is this the Odyssey?
The Odyssey?
The Serpent Queen.
Okay, what's your favorite so far?
I think you should be the sexy cop.
Okay.
If you had to pick a second favorite.
Probably the sexy firefighter.
What about for you?
Oh, me?
I want to be Hulk.
Oh, you want to be Marvel?
I don't know, I just want to be Hulk.
I don't want that for shit.
We're going to have to think for ourselves here.
So many decisions, so many decisions, I think that's going to move away from the bottom.
What do you want to do at home?
What do you want to see here?
No, MCU is going to college?
I'm going to college.
Oh, like I can eat some nuts.
Oh my days the scared me. They don't got tum tum tum somewhere here they
probably do yeah where is tum tum tum somewhere sir do you have a tongue sir
Do you have a tum tum tum support?
Oh, we do. Follow me.
Oh, my God.
And it's next to the Acastio, though.
We have those too.
Wow.
Alameda Cabecina.
What's the capocino?
What's the capocino?
What's the capocino?
What's the capocino?
It's a skibby toilet down there.
What's the skibby?
One skibby skibby toilet.
What's that?
It's a flatable skibby toilet.
We're looking for like duo costume.
You got any suggestion?
Nah.
We got powder rangers.
You guys can do...
Oh, fuck it.
Why that's actually kind of cute.
Oh my god, the Red Ranger.
At least him for Halloween every year.
I mean, but this is...
I'm not buying this for my girl.
I gotta see the shit.
Okay, anyway, this is not bad.
The best option right now is SpongeBob, though, my favorite.
I don't know, this could hit.
You gotta put on the
No, why do you have to wait?
That's it. No, we got a
You could be plenty the pirate
Oh my god, these are tough.
but we can't really wear inflatable though look at Kenny it's gonna get deflated
we're in the E-wagon
I actually don't know what the fuck is that
hmm well I'm telling you dad got another one
Oh wait, he's here!
Jason, you're weird!
Did he get back it?
For now.
you
you
you
you
you
I see you fellas well you guys real quick like escape
Congress like the head piece and the soup
what if we just put ourselves in prison outfits and we just run at people
full speed
I have a question, is Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy or does SpongeBob and Rick like, who,
which, okay, who, whoa, wait, is this, is this OPENED?
I
Think we're me man, bro. Hey, Mark. You meet more main man in Barnable
Oh, that's lame. No, we got to be like a more main man in Barnable like we could do that
And all of them
That's a full fit!
What do you think, driver?
Uh, they got the invisible paddy wagon,
Doodle Bob's pencil,
It's an inflatable,
Marmade Man and Barnable, or you be Doodle Bob.
What does it do?
This is not bad.
I told you
I said he doesn't want to do it Barnable boy and mermaid man, right?
No, you'll forget doodle Bob watch. I'm about a doodle Bob
I gotta keep in mind we're gonna be mobile here.
Oh, yeah, fucking.
Oh, but look at that.
Okay, so where does Gary...
We gotta get Gary or something like that.
But we're not still going to have it on her main main part of the board.
I think it's the same guys. I think probably they're a lucky man.
Shit.
Yeah, and look at that.
Like, what's it like?
You have to listen to that, and that has a taste on your body.
And that's like just kind of...
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, mission one, particle board mermaid man, that's the thing, wow we have to go get
more than a gift. It's raining?
I'm about to bring my RPG out, bro.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I got to start the car.
Oh, my god.
Got a couple pieces of stuff on there.
Yeah.
Put it over here.
I just kept this over?
I don't know. Take your shirt off.
Maybe just a shirt.
Maybe you don't have to take your pants off.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Do that.
Only Matt knows how to shirt.
Matt, are you crazy?
I'm just putting my barrier in this.
Okay, then we'll...
I'm gonna put it in here.
It's another card. It's a new one.
Nice.
I'm gonna read it for you.
It's kinda hot.
Why is it like an extra water?
It's an adult.
Oh, shit.
Do I not put the pants on then either?
I mean, if you want to.
What is this?
Basically, it's a clothes.
Yeah
Never never in my million years broad and I think I'd be mermaid man and portable boy with fucking about hold on wait
It covers like his like nose can you peel this for me? Yeah, wait a second now. Oh
Oh my god.
How do you keep this on?
I'm actually Barnacle Boy.
How do you do this?
I'm not sure, I can't say I put a bra on before.
There's me in your music, considering my identity.
I don't know how you know who you are.
You're fucking ab, bro.
Yeah, bro, mermaid man and Barnacle Boy, do you know what they do in the fucking
seaweed?
What is your superpower?
Fuck Sandy in one episode. It's like a crazy episode
Well, it's really the chat that said of course, you know, so I'm putting on
It's like my nipples are like
We just need the invisible card
Guys don't mind the spring in the back. Oh my god cry baby ass baby
Yeah, I think like that, right?
I mean, here's not all mine.
Yeah, hell yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
Holy shit.
No, no, I actually had no idea that it's you underneath it.
If I didn't see you put it on, I wouldn't know it's you.
Oh, that's tough.
It's huge.
I have to put it over.
It's too bad. Yeah, over is good.
It's fine.
You're wearing it.
But I looked at it.
I see how it looks like.
Stand next to the wall over here.
Like walking into friend.
Oh, wait, we got to get in there.
Paul, we got to get in a fake car.
Oh, yeah, I got to do it.
No, no, no, no.
What's the scene?
What's the scene?
You're going to jump at the same time
because you're out there.
No, no, no, no, right here, right here.
Back up, we gotta jump.
Come on, bro, come on, get in the fit.
Then let's jump in the car.
Dude, just get in the fit, fucking picture, dude.
You gotta jump to the side.
Okay, yeah.
Ready?
All right, now get in the picture.
Now, can you actually tell us us or no?
I don't know, I have a job.
See, it's on my belt, M, bro, for one bow.
What?
Put that shit around us for one bow.
That's what this shit?
That's Mermaid Man!
It's fucking Mermaid fucking dude, bro.
Okay, we're gonna go to-
Hey, fuck Sandy cheeks, fuck Plankton, fuck Mermaid Man, and fuck David Schnitzel, whatever his name is.
Who's the guy, the ghost?
He was number one!
No, who's the ghost?
David Schnitzel, what's his name?
The Dutchman, the Flying Dutchman.
The Flying Dutchman!
Man, fuck Dutchman!
Fuck them!
Nah, he's on that.
Hey, who's that?
My wallet!
Where's my wallet?
It's a patrick or whatever his name is.
Yo, who was the guy?
What's his name?
your dick
So it's rock camera. Ha ha I got it. Yeah, ha ha. Yeah, Labor Day
Wait, wait, I'm what a fucking the guy in the suit
Linguine man, what's his name? Oh
Man
Suck on my fucking barnacle boy
Hey, where the fuck is Danny's machine?
What about the bubble?
What's his name?
Hey, I'm smoking dirty bubble.
I'm just concerned now that our chaser is going to think that we just left our frame.
Wait, why am I getting rid of the tripod?
Oh, do you want me to?
Yeah.
Okay, now we have to go location 2, Ron.
Alright, where's location 2?
That's a good question.
Where's Ron?
Oh, chill, bro.
That's what I'm saying, our chaser is not going to know for the little queue.
Oh, what the fuck?
What do you need this for?
Stay yam off my face.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
OK, it's us.
We're in costume.
I just saw someone say, if I catch my son watching this
shit, I'm beating his ass.
Yo, bro, fuck the new shit.
Well, they told Haskell for doing this shit.
Oh, I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck about no Haskell, bro.
They could come kill me then.
I'm a superhero.
Yeah, see you guys.
OK.
It just happened in track is us underneath the costume.
Hey guys, it's just me.
Okay, we gotta go here more than a year.
Bro, what the fuck is on my face?
I think that's a starfish.
Bro, can't take this fucking fish off.
They're saying it's Yugi Amash.
Now you gotta keep your mask on.
Make sure that hat's tight though.
I might impair my vision.
I need to rip this off though.
You got skizzers?
I might impair my vision just a bit
I know it's hard to remember
Let's see
We might switch a cam to here y'all we could have multiple keep it on guys. I'm keeping on
I need to be able to fucking move the camera dumbass. I need to pick. We need to pick where we're gonna go
Okay, y'all can make fun of me role-playing I don't give a fuck
Bro, this is my dream life right now.
Bro, I could be in college right now getting ready for my fucking semester.
I'm fucking role-playing with the daft to be SpongeBob and Rick, bro.
Marnacle mom and man, already?
Bro, I don't give a shit.
Marnacle boy.
Wait, hold on.
I'm not having any visual here.
There you go.
What's up?
What are you looking at?
I hope you don't know, the left look like Mermaid Man.
Oh, if I see Mermaid Man, on my dead homies, he's getting dropped instantly.
Are you ready?
Fuck what they said.
Who the fuck are these geese?
We're not really sure yet.
Yo, brother!
Pattywagons that way, loser!
Yo!
Yo, Barnacle Boy, let's fucking move!
I know it's hard to remember.
All right
Location number two
Yo, yo, do I got a bully you guys
I know I try to think of like a phrase to say like what would mermaid or what would men I mean?
I'm gonna put you tap into superhero. I don't really know what they do like today bully people
What do they do? What do they save people?
I don't even know what they do.
I don't think they do a whole lot.
Wait, they're saying they do nothing.
They're just old and useless.
Really?
Oh wait, they are in a retirement home.
They're washed. I'm pretty sure they're washed.
And they might be scared to find it.
EVIL!!!
We gotta get a gift now.
For uh, my little friend.
you get it I don't want to downstream just in case you ride a max roll we could
get Marlon and in and out burger
check what would Marlon want before we start moving what would Marlon want it's
They're saying that T-Rex burger. Do you know about that? Wendy's just announced a nine-patty burger.
Well these did.
Hm?
Is this?
Hold on, is this the mermaid man in Monaco was still?
I think this there's Carl Neal.
It was raining.
I'm excited to rain.
I don't give a fuck.
They gon' eat the dirty bubble or pop my shit.
Look at him whipping the whole-
Hey, fuck the Krabby Patty!
Hey, fuck Rusty the Crab!
You gotta stay hot though.
Bro, whatever we want we do, we're evil.
I don't know what this means.
Bro, fuck a rain town, make every rain town.
Let's go save the fucking city.
are you spilling on the belt? stop trolling me
I see what's on the belt
maybe a cake, maybe a store to get a cake
not to be kind of fire
we got a store for a cake, a cake for a store
shit boss
What a dear kid.
Skipper is here.
This world, I can't see you.
You're a fucking screen protector.
I can't see shit in there.
You trying to mug our shit?
Yo, do I gotta get that invisible fucking boat mobile?
It's a fucking mug him?
What the fuck is he doing?
Move the GT radio.
Look at the particle board, boy.
The particle board chopped a split.
He's gonna keep shooting at me.
He's gonna keep shooting at me. We're here working a real job on
Labor Day. These kids wanna stream sign-bots. This is not a real work on sign.
What the fuck is he?
What the fuck is he?
What the fuck is he?
Let's move on to the light.
Here we had it.
I don't know, that's kind of bullshit. How the fuck do you know who's here?
I didn't mass not working?
I hope it's not.
How's that?
We'll see shit.
Oh, uh, wait.
You gotta go now.
I got my arm pointed out.
Okay.
Maybe we can get him a tire.
He doesn't need a fucking tire.
Okay, I think we're going with the people up here.
I'll let me try.
It's fucking labor.
I think this is gonna be...
I'll say...
Oh, I'm not gonna hear anything.
Brother, we're gonna get...
We either go here, or...
I think this is not a bad idea, but it's just we're gonna go to Keyless across the street.
But I actually can't see anything.
Uh...
The food stall.
Oh.
I just hope... I don't think it's gonna rain anymore, right?
That should be what we do for our mission.
We can kill through.
Oh, perfect.
Hold on.
We gotta pull in the park somewhere.
Damn, he's got a great big mall.
I didn't want to get kicked out.
Yeah, get kicked out.
I think we'll be kicked out of a mall wearing costumes with cameras on Labor Day or now.
Yeah, maybe we just go pull up across the street.
And then we try to go to that spot.
Yeah, I think we're gonna get done instantly.
I think we go there.
Wait, where the fuck is it daft?
We go to the view spot.
It's me. I'm under...
Where did it go?
Wait, what?
We're all...
It's a one-way bro, we're fucked. Oh my god, where are the assholes now?
I think we don't fear and then we go to the view spot, but I don't know if it's gonna make it
cause it's all up here.
Bro, fuck a view.
Make every view simple.
It's actually so simple.
Do you have the location of the views?
Ah, it's far as shit.
Oh, pull them to Val-A real quick. Let's go to Hermes.
What are they going to save her? We can't go in? We're fucking Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Is that true, Wolf?
No.
There's evil!
There's no way we should be getting ripped in the rest of this classroom.
Not only they know we are.
Is it even? Mermaid Man sweated this much under in the costume?
God damn, I think it's...
Hiya'll done.
There's evil amongst us.
Yeah, now I understand why people hate creators.
I look like a fucking dweeb right now.
Also, by the way, your son, you're not going to be able to see that clouds are out.
Yeah, it's raining a little bit.
It's raining in the clouds around here? What happened to California? I'm just old California.
I'm going to swing California.
Oh my God, he's running full speed.
How is he? Oh my God. Oh my God, there's zombies.
I don't have the zombies. I don't have the action.
I don't have the sound working.
We're just working across the mall for you.
For who?
That's not good.
How do you know? How do you know it's us?
Oh
Yo jerk off this is what a real job does we're trying
We're taking photos of their fucking fans!
Yo, yo, it is Talksucker, I'm about to get out of the car.
Appreciate your job.
They're not working, bro.
Why is there a lot of rain coming?
I don't fuck the people who know this to us, it's actually so stupid.
What gives it away?
What is that on my chest?
These are my nipples, y'all?
In case y'all want to know.
Our coverage is fucking blown.
Are you retiring?
They know it's us.
Bro, bro, they literally know it's us.
There's no fucking point, bro.
I don't even think they did anything, they didn't do shit.
They have fucking schizophrenia.
Yo, what the fuck just whistled at me?
I did, that was actually really loud.
Yo, yo jerk off!
You're in a fucking honk, right?
You're in a fucking honk, right?
Fuck you!
Dude wants to fucking honk at me. I'm a superhero!
You said what pussy?
You stupid-
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
And you're evil! EEMO!
Good shit.
Laterhead of our situation.
Fucking big heads. Remember.
Don't know where out there's gonna be the savior.
I'm trying to save the fuckin' world!
Aye.
You know what?
Never misses.
I hear a little word concerning.
Right this way.
I think we're going to need to grab a doll, bro.
You have to tell me what it is.
Oh, I got to tell you.
That guy's actually a fucking psycho.
Quarter and more.
Quarter and more.
That guy just ran out of Gilbert and then got a j-walkie.
I want to hit him, I want to hit him and then blame him.
Then guard my insurance.
Oh yeah, this is absolutely...
Oh yeah, I don't want to sell it, but yeah.
So you go to drive through or should I go there?
There's a drive through here?
I don't know.
Go back.
I'm gonna go drive through.
Teach.
You don't want to do here?
No, I think we should go ahead.
Oh, we're fucking super heroes.
They don't even know who we are.
Yeah, that's true.
Dude, that kind of was a fucking psycho.
We would have ran it down.
I told you, that's not such a asset.
I see it. We'll have to go ahead.
I would have ran it down.
He was a hundred percent trying to get some retards here.
Well, he walked in front of them in the middle of the road while they were gone.
You didn't see him?
I can't.
I literally have no FOP in me.
Like, I can't see you right now.
My vision is fully impaired.
Okay, let's go grab a dog.
Bro, I feel like a fucking superhero right now.
You should.
You are.
How do they know it's you?
You should have said that.
How do they know it's us?
I don't know it's us.
I don't know it's us.
How do you guys know it?
I didn't know it's you.
I have a mouthful.
I have a disguise.
I got Ron right here in the building bro.
Look at him. Look at him right here.
You got Ron?
That's me.
Hey, we come from Arizona.
How you guys doing?
I do know it's me.
It's not even working.
You want to retire already?
It doesn't work.
It's okay bro, you got it.
Bro, now they know it's us.
You fucking idiot.
They didn't know who we were, they guessed.
See?
I just told you he guessed. I told you he guessed.
So you couldn't tell.
No, no, no.
Oh my god.
So it was that thing with the car.
I told you, I'm sure about the fucking invisible mobile.
I'm not going to drive that mobile.
It's crazy.
We couldn't find you.
Who's that?
Stay safe, bro.
I'm not from here, mate.
I know, I know.
Let's grab a job.
I'm masked up. I changed my look.
I'm trying to change it. Look. They already knew who I was.
Look.
They literally know who I am.
Oh wait, maybe we gotta put our own twist on it.
We said we're going to try and stand on one call.
Well, I had a winch, I had a man.
Five seconds.
I told you I got a good game.
I'm going to have a hot dog first.
Hold it cowboys.
I'm going to go first.
I was here before you.
How many cowboys do you think?
You want to see what the D-Wagons?
How many cowboys do you want?
We're going to need to take at least two.
What do you do?
What do you do?
We got to go to the mall with them.
You can't do and then you got to work.
I'll leave the hot tub.
I just can't do to go.
I just can't.
I just can't.
I just can't.
I just can't.
Wait what if you're a mermaid man?
You're like, you know, a little bit of hair there.
I'll leave the hot tub.
You have an incident connection
Or cowboy
I don't want the hogpaw. You're back here, got my butt. You said you could reach and
I'm just going to get a plane on top of a helicopter.
I'm going to get a plane on top of a helicopter.
Yeah.
How'd you go?
We're going to get a plane on top of a helicopter.
We're actually going to get a plane on top of a helicopter.
I just came with my identity.
I told them I was stable.
I mean, it looks to be fair.
He saw you walk in but without the mask.
Me time to stop fucking telling people who we are
Bro, where is the invisible fucking boat?
My batmobile, bro.
I don't know.
That's why I asked you, jerk.
I mean, this disguise is wicked shit.
Yeah, maybe because we weren't wearing the full attire.
They wouldn't know it doesn't be how our tidy whitey's on.
Loser.
The tidy whitey's.
They wouldn't have helped us, but it's not.
This is not concealing shit.
Can you tell us a minute?
Uh, yes.
You see, I'm dancing now.
The shit's there for one ball.
Oh, it's a W.
Because there's more W's in your chat, yeah?
In this case, like, oh shit, I'm a big fan of the...
I'm a big fan of the 5th letter of the alphabet.
This is what they spam in your chat.
E!
A, B, C...
Okay, so we have a little bit of a dilemma.
We have to take the dogs a dilemma.
Attitude or vernacular is a...
It's a synonym for a problem.
But anyways, we're gonna have to take these hot dogs somewhere
that looks like a vibe to eat them.
But we're in fucking a hole like where are we supposed to go?
If we try to go...
What are you doing?
I'm kind of thinking here what our options are.
We're made man do right now.
We're made man do some shit.
You're probably dragging us back to that.
If they saw us out.
What are the bikinis at the bottom? The fuck?
We'll probably be like getting them back in.
I'm pretty sure that's what they're literally...
They're all in that hole, right?
You know they're old they're washed
No, he's 29 and a half
Wait, oh my god
Yo, this should kinda look freaky, am I stupid?
This weird ass type of hole, bro.
Why'd they do this shit to the ball?
Yo, why'd they do this shit to the ball?
What are you trying to do?
Say the hundred?
They could give it a 10.
Okay, listen.
This could be a bomb.
We could try it.
Oh, that's a fire.
And it's only just for...
Like 10 minutes away?
I don't know if it would work our story now.
Why why?
Because of the bag.
But we could give it a shot.
I said we could give it a shot.
Who wants to see a drama, mate?
We're gonna give it a shot.
Three ten minutes left.
Yeah.
Hopefully the bag holds up.
Can't put a dog, y'all.
Be honest.
Did you guys think it?
Yeah, I'm about to get rid of some fucking evil, bro.
I'm about to tip this kid.
You got to a car accident?
Yo, bro!
Are you fucking serious?
You think Mermaid made a blunder point you were shit about a disabled kid?
Bro!
Bro, fuck this!
No!
Yo, fuck this!
You just got so far for this!
How the fuck that shit get out of here?
It should be durable.
But that wasn't shit then.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Bro, Dex.
Hey, Dex, go help him.
I got you, bro. Hold on.
I figured I'd split with Bro.
I'll never doubt you again, that was your last chance.
That kid, John said that.
He had oil on his hands, like a baby oil.
Yeah, I doubt it.
I came up with a laugh.
I didn't know it was us.
The cops are actually giving us a fucking slurred style.
Alright.
The consoles don't actually give us any fucking slurping stuff.
Alright.
He tells me.
Like I don't get the Pina.
He's gonna go here, though.
Yeah, the dogs, we're good.
Just get more of a cake to finalize.
Maybe make him a cake for tonight?
Maybe not.
You're good with it, you know?
You got some good cake.
There you go.
It's not like me.
Alright, here we go.
I'm going to wait here for the hot dogs.
Yeah, good.
Good.
I haven't had a quick question outside.
We're going to bring the hot dogs to sit here before we go in.
Check.
You're going to be here in the next few minutes.
Stay in the middle of the book.
College of War?
College of War? We're watching?
Yes
I'm sorry, it's me. I'm actually serious. I'm sorry
You're here
That was a blast, okay.
Yep, good one though.
That was a good one.
Alright, we're pretty much kidding you.
Oh my god, look how steaming hot that is.
Hey.
That's a nice fucking doggy dog.
Let's see how we look compared to that.
We'll cut right back up for him.
Yeah
Thank you so much
Thank you
No, they're actually overshitting all these photos.
They set us up, bro.
And Dad, how do I tell you they didn't set you up?
You look like the character in the episode.
A little mermaid and all this fattish shit, though. That's not anything I see.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I think I'm uh
Look at this piece of shake of their nerves
This song is so long
No Derek? Nope
I have a mullet, can't you see?
That's not human only, but they're just dancing.
It's got a good walking vibe, bro.
You see a radio?
No.
It's got a radio.
Now we'll see a vlog.
We'll see if we can get it.
Can you see the radio?
Can you see the radio?
No.
Can you see the radio?
No.
Can you see the radio?
What's this one?
What's this one?
I did something.
Well what do you try to tie?
You just try to tie once.
Like rather once.
She's the half of the five.
She's not the half of the five.
She's the same as I am.
That's a lot.
Roar.
This is a fucking clarify.
Nice bike.
How you doing sir?
How much horsepower?
It's a gun.
Oh my god, but he's taller
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
It's because there's a mob, I'm gonna mask up when we get there, I'm trying to see if it helps
But right now, I'm probably gonna, this shit is mad hot
Uh, we're going to fuckin' Bikini Bottom
Yeah
You need anything?
You got what back there? The Krabby Batty Seeker? What?
secret what? Appreciate that. He's lying. He's lying, bro. Alright, bro. We're gonna grab it.
You said what? Hold on to the lights green. I'm gonna have to see you later. Oh, we're going the same way.
You don't got no fucking fucking clue. Yo, he's moving. What the fuck? Holy shit! Hey, who gave...
I think he's a Gordasher. Someone tip him good. What the fuck? He got the food in the bag. Damn!
Hey sir, how you doing?
Oh, yeah, we're trying to see it now, get up.
Jack, we're moving to there.
We're going to try to get up a hill.
So it's going to work when you're driving.
And you're driving.
Look at the sky, it's kind of beautiful out.
I kind of like when it's a little cloudy, no?
I think yesterday was going to be a bit...
Look how blue it is!
I think he's like 29?
you
you
you
you
you
You
It's good though. It's not dead.
Oh, it's happened.
Now it's happened.
Oh, and now it's good.
I'm gonna get off for now, Hal.
Hold on.
I don't know.
There it is.
It's going in and out.
We could go to the professional camera.
It's going out.
But that's going back in.
Like, I don't know.
It's like going like every type of fucking word.
I think it's a trail, look there's a trail right there.
What are you thinking about in my stream?
Is he a bitch?
Hold on.
When the world will fall in line.
Can y'all see?
I think they can, yeah.
I think you guys can.
We actually made it to the top.
I need them to take it.
I think we need to go on the professional camera.
Or we could just hold it with.
I'm telling you it's not, it's like going,
we have got, it gets more bitrate on the other camera.
I don't know how, but yeah, we're gonna swap, yeah.
I mean, it's good now.
We could walk, we walk.
I think there's a view.
I mean, we could go.
Is there a view over there?
A little bit deeper.
Never been here.
We're gonna try to gas this up a little bit.
So we can actually make it that.
Sure.
I could use a lot of the batteries.
Top cam is low on bitrate.
Okay, we're gonna use this one.
It's hot under this shit.
Wait, can you open my bug compartment?
look you got a portable my chat I'm sorry I don't know I crashed I guess yes at
the time they've tried to fix it
Thank you.
What the fuck is this sucker?
Bro, this fucking outfit makes me feel like a dorky dorky dork.
Oh, he didn't do shit. Barnacle boy and mermaid man are useless fat old men, bro.
They don't do shit.
We're not used to it, okay?
Do we go walk here?
I don't know.
Where?
When we go to the dentist?
The dentist?
Where the fuck is the meat?
I don't know.
It looks sexy.
Let me put the thing there.
Oh, and play it this way?
Yeah.
That kinda looks nice, no?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
We're not at the end of the wish.
Yeah, it's kind of right here.
That's a nice view.
Let me flip this thing out.
Oh, should I make sure that these are good?
This is my house too.
You can put mine there.
Okay, hold on.
I'm just taking a quick look.
Oh my God, the rest of those look good.
Oh my God.
You have to put them up here.
We gotta move it then.
Yeah.
I like to...
your head okay hold on we're gonna plug you guys on camp two go on the hood
yeah we should remove the whole car no
What does he even do?
You got to go closer to the entrance.
I don't know, I thought you guys put those tracks full all the way up.
Use the belt and pull them up.
Here.
Is it?
It's not working?
That's what people are looking for.
It's extremely...
I don't know.
It doesn't look that bad.
You guys see it?
Come look, come look.
Look what you think.
It works.
Yeah, you know it works, yeah.
What the fuck, not bad with the glick.
Damn.
It looks pretty nice here.
We can't get...
I have a little bit of a bug
It's a nice spot
I like it
He doesn't just make out
Yo mods, Ben who ever said that by the way?
No, it was you
Who wants us to fucking cheese each other on the lips?
Wait, wait
That isn't me
I got this too, I forgot to say it was a later check.
What is that?
That is a body, it's like what is this?
This here?
Jays.
Jays.
Alright.
Cutter of bad seed, Chaterina.
I don't know about that one.
That's the cowboy click?
Bro, this is a fucking cowboy click.
He loves it coming off.
For sure, it's a serious, dude.
it's a serious dude this is no joke they can see you guys for the guys and
you take a bite of half of your hot dog Wow what's the cowboy head on I mean you
just taste up. This is what it's about.
Like that is good.
Oh yeah. Just two guys with some cowboys in their mouth.
Good meats.
You guys should like wrap cross arms and take a bite of your child's hot dogs
Yo mods figure out who ever said that but you guys should actually be there
They just be like cute
For the guys didn't mean didn't eat for the guys
At least
Definitely have to touch
That's man. That's Amanda
It's meat.
God, it's that meat.
I need some sticks of the meat.
Well, I already killed much of that.
Was the cowboy good?
He inhaled the fuck out of that.
Well, I want the whole cow bone.
You don't know?
No, it's just his boot.
You got another one.
Oh my God.
How many calories is that?
It's joke calories, though.
So if the doghouse plays, they do zero calorie hot dogs.
I'm gonna go.
All right.
If you want to kill it, then kill it bro, it's not good for you but if it tastes good, then
fuck it.
I'll do a bite, nah, I'm not gonna eat the whole thing.
It's too much.
Too much like...
I'm gonna end up being fat. Just throw it or something.
Throw it?
Throw it. I'm gonna eat it.
You can't fuck that up.
I'm gonna fuck it up.
Might as well fuck it up, bruh.
My girlfriend's gonna be mad, bruh.
She probably will.
She's gonna be like, you're such a fat fucking lord, bruh.
And you guys are going to Chili's tonight for Marlon's birthday.
Chili's?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Reservation at Chili's.
Reservation at Chili's.
Y'all got the whole place to yourselves.
the whole shape of the margarita. Try to get the onions out the way. You got to eat it from the side.
I missed the whole wall. Yeah I've never seen anyone eat a hot dog like that.
Sideways. All you do is like cartoon like that.
Yeah like a corn there you go. Like corn.
Yep kill that shit. Nobody?
I'll look at you about it. I'll do it by the side.
It's like how it's hung out.
Well, it's not being weird. It's just content.
It's dead ass content and you're being weird about it.
It's good, but wow.
No!
No!
What's the law going on?
There's no baggies.
It's kind of their thing.
I'm gonna need a self-taught.
I have. I only want a fit for this.
Bro...
My fucking throat is...
is like clogged, bro.
It's neat. I need that.
You got teeth on your face.
Shut the fuck up.
I got cheese on my face.
Oh please.
This guy making a joke?
You guys see the cheese?
You guys look...
you wanna get out of your screen?
Let's get some reflection.
Now I want to
It's just sodium
Mystery meat sodium addition
Jello slim Jim McDonald's I'll get
I fucked up lace don't say that about yourself, bro
Yeah, you know all those days in a row that you can't go down. That's what this is for
Hey
Back at day one day one bra
Yeah, I never you woke up on the store. That's where you're back to yeah, yeah, it doesn't get reset for the boys
cause you could have hit the cowboy
because you were able to
the cowboy was called
pull a trigger
no pull a trigger
nope don't help
if you continue to do it
yeah
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Shit
Third signal!
I don't know it. What is it?
I need to give a song to that.
What's a song?
Huh.
It wasn't right.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
All right, Getsuina.
All right, Getsuina.
More than you could afford, pal.
You don't know the fucking reference, dumbass?
It was another reference, yeah.
I can't, I can't hear what you're talking about.
Yes!
I've heard it before.
I don't know.
It showed me it's lost for some reason.
Aware.
What the hell is going on with the man that's holding me?
Hell, bro. Bro, it's a fucking passenger-y expo bitch.
Who's been here last night?
It's Frank Ocean asking to bed.
You might be able to find him.
I don't think he gives a fuck about it.
Do as with my past, buddy.
I'll be doing well, though.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It's kind of beautiful.
That's the stuff.
Yeah, peace.
Woah!
I think we're good.
You're dead, Gilly.
It hasn't healed your leg.
Wait, what's the password?
9?
6-5?
Can I say?
I'm not something better.
You gotta make it up the fucking hill, bro.
Come on, Dad.
Whoa.
Okay, here we go then.
To the hell.
To the hell.
I'm running out of juice.
No, stop breaking!
Use momentum!
Why are you so...
Show us how you do it.
Ah!
Oh no, full power now.
Full power!
They were about to stop at a red.
No, I'm gonna control the red light, I got you.
I got you, keep going, gas it, just gas it.
Red light, tear it, there it is.
No, no, no, don't stop, it's a hill.
Don't stop.
Don't stop. What are you fucking looking at your quarter for?
We're being followed!
I'll lose them, I'll be home.
Oh, shit.
Who the fuck is behind me, guys?
Oh, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. We need to move it back.
I'm out, we're moving really fast!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Where are you breaking for?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Where are you breaking for?
My airline!
My airline!
What's your name?
I'm gonna take a picture of the hill after the news.
The hill?
Where?
Thank you for the 10 gift ads.
I'm gonna see ya.
Alright, here we are.
The hill after the news.
The fucking hill bro.
You ready for the hill?
Damn, that shit looks sexy.
What the fuck?
That shit is kinda sexy.
The hell.
The hell.
I wear it.
I still feel it.
I still feel it.
Oh, he's gotta get ready to push.
It's all about momentum and timing.
Okay?
It's momentum and timing.
Make sure your timing is good
and your momentum will come with it.
Okay.
I think it's good.
I just have to level up my body.
I didn't have to hit this door master.
I don't think it's good.
I don't think it's good.
I don't think it's good.
I don't think it's good.
I didn't have to hit this door master place at all.
That's the only thing is I cannot fucking cancel it out.
I can't fucking hold it up.
I'm out of here. I'm fucking with me out.
What the fuck? They got a real photo of us.
And then, I'm gonna come help you.
Yeah.
Oh my god, boys.
Holy shit, the un- the un-light.
There's shit out there.
There's shit out there. There's no battery anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why we need to get like a fucking quad and drive through California and fuck the police.
Like, just fuck them.
Yeah.
Not like fuck them but like fuck them.
That's it.
Get it up.
Seven, nine, three, two...
That's it!
To hill. Ready?
Push it.
That's three.
Push it.
That's it.
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
PUSH!
Who are you?
I'm fully Who are you?
I'm fully who I'm totally
Who am I?
What's in your body?
Oh!
Oh!
Damn!
I got boys
I got boys
I got boys
We actually got a bear they got
Hold on, wait a second
Hold on boys
Shit son
Holy fucking son
I'm just going straight down
Can't see shit
Can't see shit with flashback
Straight
Straight! Straight! Straight!
Fuck! Fuck!
I don't want to eat you!
Go through it, fuck it!
Oh, no, I don't, are you sure about this?
Hey!
Hey!
Whoa!
Slow down!
Hey, fuck that one!
Hey!
Whoa!
Slow down!
Hey, fuck that wheelchair!
Whoa, where we going?
Where we going?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where we going?
Take the stairs.
Take the stairs.
Take the stairs.
Hey! How close are you trying to get?
This is like the best view ever you should try to put them up here man here
I'm not kidding bro, life is just- Hold on. Here you go daddy.
I said appreciate it. I said appreciate it, stable.
Hold on. Wait, that piece of cardboard is kind of fucking up the shop.
Wait, man, this is what I'm talking about right here.
fucking the piece
It's fucking me stable Renata. Oh
Fuck
It's looking for fun burger with his costume. There's no way just gonna fly by on
part that she's got to be strength like that's where they see that that's the
closest I've actually been to
fucking beautiful outside wait a second that's fucking beautiful at that wait
I could pull it up a little bit. This is what it's about right here.
Look at my shirt. This is really what it's about right here.
This is fucking my piece.
No, it's so funny, it's actually...
It seems like the editor didn't cut shit.
No, there was a...
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
entered and cut shit on the screen too
well you guys can see now oh wait I can put my legs on the shirt back on
guys it's not a daft it's actually I mean the manager and then it's daft yeah
the whole time I was there was me
I'm Green Lantern. I'm pushing from one to another.
Yeah, there's a dude here.
It's so beautiful here.
It's fucking beautiful outside.
Is that a sun coming out?
A sun?
Fucking nice, I mean.
Not for real though.
This is what it's all about.
So it actually works.
I'm getting big signals here, y'all.
Oh, shit, what the fuck is this?
How high can I make this, dad boy?
How high are they going?
Wait, wait.
Are you just putting them...
Remember when we made the world the largest tripod?
Uh-huh.
Oh my God, that would kind of be a lie.
Were you even there?
Yeah.
No, you weren't.
No, you weren't.
We went to Broadlawn.
We went to Broadlawn.
Did we not do that?
We went to Broadlawn to do that.
We went to Broadlawn, no?
Definitely did it out of RC too.
Check the lead.
I can't believe we made it as far as we could go
I can't believe we made it as far as we could go
I'm just trying to tell you how I feel.
Just trying to tell you how I feel.
I'm just trying to tell you how I feel.
I'm just trying to tell you how I feel.
I just want to tell you how I feel.
I'm trying to give them like, I'm trying to make it sound like louder.
That matter better just that father batter. Hold on. How do you undo this?
Trolls e everyone press control z for me. Thank you. Oh my god, this fucking phone is on fire
Bro fuck the window make it roll itself. Don't ever call me a dipshit. I'm fucking mermaid man when I'm off stream dick
Bro, I'm the I'm fucking mermaid man, bro
No look, wait what the fuck happened here?
Whoa, did you almost fucking die?
What the fuck happened to- where are you here?
Wait the whole- oh my god.
What is this? When did this happen?
You got into an accident?
Yeah, I might have to re-wrap this shit.
Wait holy shit, the whole windshield might come off.
It's like moving.
Oh wow.
But you didn't hit anything else this how'd you want to hit that that math doesn't make sense
Someone oh, they're saying when Sidemen maybe when they come on it
Way Harry did food blown jump onto this one. You know
This E-wagon has more screen time in the tag than me. We didn't get into the hill now is in it action cameos
Hey, why why weren't you in it? I don't know. I think most corrupted the file on God or is not record
No, no, I was, I watched it. I was there, I just...
There's nothing recording.
Ladies, can you take the camera?
I had a few moments.
I don't know, though.
It's time to tell you how I feel. Tell you how I feel.
I need a pour of water there.
Do you need the key?
Oh, I already locked it.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, do you have the key, bro? I'm locked out.
Yeah, hold on.
Yeah, we're there, brother.
Hang on here.
Right here.
No, please.
It's awesome.
It's not.
It's the streamer you are.
I was there. This is Jays. This is Jays, yeah. This is my older and the swimmer you want somewhere.
Keep the fucking change.
It's in really your window up again.
Hey, fuck you in your window.
You're gonna keep the rumble.
Why is it just beautiful outside?
I was gonna say this is real supposed to turn green because it's just green.
But it's still like a brownish.
You know what I mean?
Same.
Someone's gonna pull me up a bottle top of whiskey, yeah.
A bottle of whiskey? That's how you're feeling?
That's the song, no.
Something like that, man.
Oh, stickle mode.
Like, all of a sudden, my bike looks like... did it get cleaned?
Mine is covered in mud.
Bro, man.
Look at the fucking wheel in my bag.
Look at my shoes.
Everything is muddy.
was muddy oh my god bro so I gotta get this thing washed or how does it just go away it
doesn't just go away yeah you're gonna have to have a detail I just had the
detailer come if I took it out in the mud the other day but actually fried and my
Yeah, that's kind of what it's supposed to be. Use a hose. Yeah, I can have a whole key to their body. Excuse me. I mean, it's dirty.
You might not help me.
We're gonna help you like a good push start.
There it is. There it is. We're moving. We're moving.
There it is. One more of these. George, one more up. We're there.
Oh, I'm coming oh, I'm coming
I'm coming.
Hold on, I'm coming.
Hold on, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Come on, come on.
Here, let go.
Wheeeee!
Wheeeee!
I'm really curious.
Just do it, bro.
Wait, you don't want to live anymore?
Wait, where's the hose up, mate?
All right.
Hey, y'all.
I'm about to do a stable or an autos cleaning segment. So basically this is probably going to go on the main channel to hide a YouTube
We're gonna clean our five hundred million dollar bikes. And yeah, this is how it's gonna go real quick
I'm about yeah, you know, so first what we're gonna do is you want to turn on your water like so
Coming on you obviously have a hose now one cool thing about this is look it's controlled
So I could do and oh just kidding. Oh, I got you
So I start with this guy's bike first. So what you want to do is it's a pressurized watcher
So it's more of this.
Ooh.
Now get this.
This is how satisfying.
How satisfying is all this?
Just wash away.
Just like that.
Is it satisfying, Liz?
This is Liz.
This is how satisfying is all this.
Actually, I'll be satisfied.
You gotta get some air.
This is water.
We do have a lot of dirt right there, so how are we going to do this?
It's not coming off now.
I should get a deep air.
But it's a dirt bug. It's very multi-duty with dirt.
It's because I took it out.
I want to check out this side, boys.
Oh, there you go. Hold on.
That's what the fuck I'm flackin' about. See what I'm talking about?
Oh, there we go. Look at your spring.
Oh, yeah, we're gettin' more spring-ish.
Yeah. Now, this is about to be moving.
Yep. Yep.
Yeah, I coulda paid $300 a year for it, Mark. Come on.
Everything's gonna be okay, right?
What do you think, 1,2,3? Do I do good job?
I think we can have a future in this potentially.
I don't think if you won't get a 4-night stream machine, you probably could have been a pressure washer.
Pressure washer? Oh, this one's gonna be good.
You should deep a gap. I should just try to get this one down.
Oh my god, yeah, this is gonna be satisfying stuff.
Oh, they're gonna put me in edits and shit.
Oh, yeah, that's just, yep.
That's just, yeah.
Don't be labor game, man.
This is what it's about.
Put it in there, in a hard, daily labor labor game.
This is what it's fucking about, bro.
This is what I know to do in the game.
This is like, hard work or hardly working, Lace.
That's my question.
That's my question of the day.
Yeah.
Yeah
Bro, is he already working?
I'm not gonna let me get that bro. I'm a detailer bro. I'm a man of like just making shit work
You know looking this yeah, I got you big. Hey, see right. Hey, could you get this for my Instagram room?
You get adapted this I go tag him
and yeah what's your name where you from Alex oh thank you so much bro I'm
Ron's a detailer and this is my detailing thing would you recommend me
to your friends and family yes yeah you did a great job and you can see a
spotless check it out right here on the rims check out the rooms maybe it's
okay we got enough tag mm-hmm it's fine we got it and it's the phase guys car
yeah and then that's basically the after though this is before and then
That's the before of it and then ready here
Okay, yeah
They're gonna be mad plants gonna be mad, bro. I don't think we could do this one
Yeah, this is kind of hard to get out oh
my god a
Our client's getting mad and shit.
Is he gonna dog shit in this? What is this?
I think it's just mud.
Look at that. It's not coming out.
I gotta get that part up here.
Yeah, yeah.
My chain is...
And did you like our service? And then is it a 10 or...
And if you're gonna rate it, what would you say it is?
Hey, so I'm Ron Gai and I want you to ask...
I want to ask you how you think of my service.
We want to ask you all about the bike.
And if you're gonna do it again for me and him to come
Customer satisfaction new core member customer satisfaction. That is all time high. Yeah. Okay. Awesome. And um, would you recommend me to your friends?
Yeah, I'm gonna let everybody know they gotta come here and get yes, they you to do this
I'm really doing a great job. Okay, we do a different type of service there. So we do we do happy ending clean
And that'll be free since you think you can do the job better than us.
It's all really just free.
Oh wait.
Sir, we do a different type of thing so basically we ask what the customer thinks that they
should pay us.
Oh.
So because we're in line, we're just all funded by everyone on profit.
So basically-
We're not allowed to fund by the customer.
Now that you saw how our equipment works, it's going to be $60 for using our time.
okay yeah that's how much we're tipping everything and then if you want to make a
happier answer then you can give me my fucking money okay I'm not playing
staying okay all right yeah yeah I'm gonna sell you right now this cash
up on his chest it's on his bio oh you got a key okay just game it got you
okay $50 thank you no you don't don't be in need to do a tip to okay 28 you
have the iPad yeah and you just took it yeah okay I'm gonna yeah yeah I'll
I'll just flip this thing on you and then you can just put it in a tip whatever you think is fair.
Yeah shout out uh table detailing uh appreciate the work here and
And that's what I just got out of it. You told me the last customer couldn't get this now right?
Ooh.
Good. Last shop couldn't get it out look at me on the deep rail.
And I want to see you up in the service.
I'm a big fan of this service here.
And how much are you going to come back?
I'm going to come back a bunch.
And it was fast?
And it was a fast, effective, and efficient.
Okay.
What about you?
You cleaned your car?
Uh, this is my business partner right here.
And we used to just kill shit.
And that's how it was best in the game.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Well, appreciate y'all.
Thank you.
Of course, man.
Stop the business.
Do it.
Is there a brand tag?
Oh, we do hard posts.
Thanks, sir.
You're welcome.
Oh, my God.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Oh, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
We also do we also do gardening. I could just do the asia band tag right it's just that it's a story
right now. Is there raining out? Oh, wow. Would you special effects here at all?
Can you just tag up with them? Yeah, a story post. We do hard post. We do a story post for us.
Story post? I mean it's motion. It's a motion. Who are you gonna tag? I'm gonna tag your guy.
You tag him. Alright, yeah. Okay. You mind if I just get a photo of you guys for the
story then I love Ron's detailing on three one two three
all right keep that picture of me just so you know I clean through take it
you owe me a fucking story I'm back get the fucking bike in the background this
What the fuck is this?
I can't even see it.
Wait, what is it?
Alright, I'm going to tag your guy again.
Alright, thanks guys.
And follow us.
And tag a friend, comment.
Alright, where's the follow me to?
Yeah, I'm posting it now. It'll be up.
Yeah. Alright, thank you guys.
You're welcome.
And if any of those trick shotting guys have a car, tell them to come over here.
I need those guys that live in Nobu or whatever.
Yeah.
Hi, Scott.
Yeah, I'm going to do this for a shit no more.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Fuck, fuck.
You were spraying baby oil, baby oil, right?
Bro, I was spraying baby oil, bro.
It's a whale sperm.
Dude's bugging.
Look at this beauty, though, yeah?
This thing kind of looks pretty nice.
I really fucked it.
I'm mad I actually broke that one time he's over here.
Dude I know.
We actually fell off.
This is a nice bike.
This is a nice bike.
Ma, turn the hose off.
Oh.
As well.
I'll turn the hose off.
Damn, bro.
Wait, turn that off.
Wait, turn that off.
Oh, so I cleaned this guy?
No, it's still there.
guy got me was that
we're here for the RC RV got RV Oh my God it's a mushroom I do
Are you a detailer also?
Are you a detailer?
No!
I'm gonna say
Bro, can I kill it? Or is it living?
I could just leave it
Fuck, that's so ugly
It's an ugly mushroom
Eat it
I'm not eating that bullshit
Come on, spin it
What's going on here?
From Poland?
I love Poland. I was driving by my car and it's not that far.
My family, yeah, but I don't really speak it very well.
But my family and all of them, from Piska?
Not yet.
I was fixing a D-bike? Yeah, I'm around the D-bike. Can you tag me? Can you tag me in your story?
I'm not gonna do that.
Oh yeah, it is a surrogh.
That? That's a tripod. That's my friend, Lace.
That's an RV.
I don't know.
That's my seat.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, it goes really fast.
Who's house is this?
Ah, we rent it.
I don't know.
Yeah, I do.
I run a business called Logistics.
You tell me what's your type?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You can use the wrong number.
You can use the wrong number.
What's your type?
This isn't a house, is it?
Yeah, it's actually a couple.
This this house
Like the ranks it's got like 1.5 billion a month. It's not bad
We should use the videos those nine hours
Yeah, I wanted me you know who
No basin today in this
romance up
Markiplier
I show see people to defy high smack
Mr. Bees, who's your favorite youtuber?
So long sir, what'd you do?
Oh, you like the bikes
Well, I don't really ride them because I'm scary.
That's fast.
No, I don't like when people make show-off with that thing.
All right.
I see my bike under.
What?
I see my bike under.
What?
I see my bike under.
Where?
Where it comes?
I don't see it.
Oh!
It's got two wheels.
I didn't see it.
It's good.
But you like bikes.
I do like bikes.
Yeah.
I saw it.
I don't like your bike.
Yeah.
That bike is two wheels.
That was a very long one.
It's super fast, yeah.
And when I was riding it, I saw the ramp right there.
Yeah, we jumped the pool.
We jumped over the pool.
One time we had a ramp that went over the house.
No way.
I'm lying.
Wait, can I see you on my phone?
Yeah?
Alright.
Yeah.
I'll check it out.
I got it for my friends they send it
What do you mean when I'm home and I want it? Oh, yeah, I let him drive it
Yes
There's like this machine in the house?
Yup.
What did he do with that?
I don't know.
He's just, he's just, he's just argumentative.
Oh, Mike!
Oh, nice seeing you guys.
Be safe.
Have a good one, y'all.
Here, why am I showing the kid my Lamborghini?
I don't know.
I was just kidding.
I mean, I just thought it would be cool to show a kid and say he's loved Lamborghini.
It's important, bro.
It'll kill you.
Really?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Fuck.
single regard for anything other than his fucking accent
he's the first thing he asks you if you were Polish bro you think he goes to
the black dead boy
clearly the first thing he said he is how you polish bro
he was ready and you said no you're on slime wash
we'll go upstairs
bro i was just trying to show the kid a sit-rock bro
and you gotta you gotta say kurwa that's Polish
Oh, you're not a spinning cow?
That's stupid.
Yeah, that's a...
Oh, there's a spinning cow.
Oh, there's a spinning cow.
It's a Polish spinning cow.
Yeah, it's a spinning cow.
Do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Ha, boys.
What are you doing?
Uh-huh.
bro how did you get this turner hey bro look at this guy you're cute here we get
That smells so good.
She's showing the balcony over there?
Actually, no. Wait, where are you going to go to desktop?
Wait, can you map out the tripod until you see the roof?
Oh yeah
I see it, it's right there, it's in the corner,
to the left, like, for the right?
Yeah, like, oh, oh, for the left.
Worker, get down!
It's up there.
Oh, shit.
What's going on?
Hey, hey, hey!
I was better with this step, yes.
Thanks, you too.
I wonder if the dad thought I was kidnapping him.
Oh, he really might have.
I love bullen.
I love you my god hello hello
All right, please see you later wait I gotta wash my hands
Fuck talks amongst yourself for 45 seconds while I wash my hands talk amongst yourself make a friend or two in chat
I want a swing from a shemmary, from a shemmary, oh, for the swing.
Oh
Hey, who want a burger bruh any ladies in this shot want a burger
Man, fuck all that Mr. Nice guy, bro. Who wants a Birkin?
I know you ladies in here want a Birkin.
Yo, any ladies in here want a Birkin?
DM my mod, Scorpio, too. Actually, do not get him.
You got a DM my mod, Jonah seven, bro.
Just spam him, spam him right now and just tell me what a Birkin.
You'll get instantly said, Hey, hey, Boba, you want a Birkin?
Hey, what you going to do for that Birkin?
Can you go start working, shaking that ass, start twerking?
I gotta stop.
I gotta stop.
I gotta stop, man.
I like, like, I like, I like, I looked good a couple days ago.
Now I'm starting to look chud again
because I ate some bullshit.
Yo, no bullshit.
Is it bad to pull the trigger?
Like dead ass.
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
Bro, because I really wanna make myself throw up.
I cannot believe I ate that, bro.
I'm about to, oh my God.
Bro, I'm about to make myself throw up.
Bro, I'm starting to get an eating disability, bro.
Every time I eat now, I want to throw up
because I think I'm fat.
Hey, Leo, I ate a cowboy hot dog today
from a hot dog spot.
How many calories is in that?
Nice my Wi-Fi went up. Let me ask it again. Hey Leo, I ate a hot dog from the spot and
it was called the cowboy. That was the hot dog. How much calories is in that?
750 calories give or take a few dozen if 700 in fucking 50 oh my god I didn't eat
two I ate like one fourth of the other one so I ate like a thousand calories with a
meat. Oh God. Oh my God. Should I make myself throw up? Oh my God. Hey Leo, how bad is it
to make yourself throw up from the food that you ate earlier.
That's enough that you
look at the fuck is this.
Bro.
Repeat yourself, Leo.
I'm gonna fuck my finger at Leo fight you the whole way to get the gag reflexes
process and you're trying to override it by bear reflexes a survival system and
you're trying to override it with your bare hands like a fucking idiot one
purge burns maybe half the calories you ate wrecks your electrolytes and teaches
your brain that food is the enemy do it twice and you're not getting rid of a
hot dog anymore. You're on the bulimia conveyor belt and that shit rots your teeth, shreds your esophagus
and turns your heart into a slot machine. You ate a cowboy dog. You didn't commit a felony.
Drink some water, take a walk and let your stomach do its goddamn job.
Leo, I've been going to the gym. How many days would that ruin my gym progress eating one and a half of those?
Zero days you paranoid bastard. One and a half cowboy dogs is maybe 1200 calories. That's
a rounding error against a week of training. Your muscles don't check your receipts. They
care about protein and progressive overload and a single meal doesn't touch either.
The only thing that ruins progress is quitting because you ate a hot dog like a grown man
with a pulse. Go live tomorrow like nothing happened because nothing happened.
Leo do you think I'm fat?
I can't see you you paranoid bastard. I'm a voice in your phone, not a goddamn scale
with opinions. But here's the tell. You ate a hot dog, panicked and asked if you're fat.
That's not a body question, that's a shame spiral wearing a gym membership.
Fat people don't spiral over one cowboy dog.
People who hate themselves do.
So no, I don't think you're fat, I think you're a guy who needs to stop treating food
like a crime scene.
Okay, I'm stable Ronaldo.
Now do you think I'm fat?
Now that you know who I am?
Still no, you dramatic fuck.
Knowing your name doesn't give me X-ray vision. I can't see your gut, your ass, or whatever you're hiding under that shirt.
But here's the thing, you keep asking the same question, hoping I'll say yes, so you can feel justified in hating yourself.
That's not a body check. That's a pity party with a gym bag. You're not fat.
You're just a guy who ate a hot dog and now wants permission to spiral. I'm not giving it to you.
Leo, degrade me.
You were a beta hot dog, panicked like a Victorian widow and came crawling back to me three times
asking if you're fat.
That's not a body image issue, that's a personality defect with a pulse.
You don't need a gym, you need a spine.
One cowboy dog and you're ready to stick your fingers down your throat like a sorority
pledge at a frat party.
Pathetic.
And now you're begging me to degrade you, that's the saddest part.
You don't even want to feel good, you just want someone to confirm you.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Nothing's wrong with him, he's just a guy who ate a hot dog and had a meltdown about
it.
That's not a disorder, that's a Tuesday.
You're the one treating a cowboy dog like a moral failing.
The only thing wrong here is the drama.
What?
Well, fuck is wrong with him.
Whatever.
Alright.
Nothing's wrong with you and I'm sorry I went that hard on you.
You asked me to degrade you and I did, but that was me being a coward, not you being broken.
You're just a guy who ate a hot dog and got scared. That's allowed.
All right Leo, I'm gonna see you later bro and I stick my fucking dick inside you
All of you to this humor I'd let you get that far you menace. I'm a
Voice in your phone. I just go quiet and leave me talking to yourself. But hey at least you're feeling better. That's the win
Nice and my camera bad
All right, what is this clip what?
Jack what about what about what about this last show?
really what about a
Checking that even this place
You got nothing you saw in middle LA right?
With some money in pockets again ex QC and then it's a full day streaming and it on go
Both guys go and go shop for computer parts and we have certain budget yet to build a PC
From the ground up optimize it and after like a few hours right on that budget
We do a benchmark and we're going to the highest benchmark wins the game
Check check in with that. I don't know how to get a thousand dollars, right?
And they have to go and get the parts put it together, right?
boot it up bios
Updated optimize it then start it back chat bro
Sure, bro, whatever gets me to do something you brother and trying to do something forever, bro
You don't pick up the phone anymore, bro. People tell me you changed. Well, maybe you changed, bro
Whatever.
Call him.
Don't go in the chat, don't do that.
He's playing a game, let me know.
Okay, Chad, that is the end of today.
We're going to be going to Marlon.
I got a gift for him.
I want to give him.
Too bad you have chat hopping, re-rease.
I mean, bro, that's just every Twitch chat, bro.
You can tell someone to stop going in the chat,
they're just gonna still go.
Listen, bro, it was a good stream today.
My nose a little short,
but we literally said that because we're gonna,
originally I was gonna make a cake today,
but I don't think Marlon's gonna be here until his dinner.
And I don't think he wants to go on stream
for his birthday, which is fair.
So yeah, tomorrow I think I have a course shoot
and then the next day I have a game day
with Joe and Jinxie and then I might be GTRP.
So we'll see, and then we have New York City.
So we have a good weekend to line up to.
And yeah, I'm excited.
We have a good IRL this week coming up.
And yeah, bro, it should be fucking good.
I love you boys so much.
They give it the subsidy, they give it the donors,
they get anyone who followed.
And also, yo, sometimes I know it lags, bro.
You guys, you know, the spamming sometimes is chill.
I'm trying my best.
There's a lot of shit I can't control, et cetera.
And yeah, those guys chill and yeah.
Hi boys, I love you boys.
And I'm gonna see you guys probably on Thursday,
maybe late night tomorrow, but don't count on it
cause you know, every time I do that,
I never end up doing it.
But who knows, you never know.
Maybe I'm feeling it, might be a little game.
Also, do I like make a Patreon bro
and like make it whatever the cheapest is
or it's like I watch these movies
or I just watch them all stream.
Like I don't even know, bro.
I don't know.
Anyways, we'll figure it out.
To people who actually wanna see me watch it.
Obviously, they're gonna watch me say no, but yeah.
Discord can only have like a certain amount
of people that it crashes.
If you wanna, you should, yeah, I don't know.
All right, boys, I'm gonna see you fucking tomorrow,
or no, Thursday, Friday, and yeah.
Good string today, I love you, boys.
See you soon.
And peace, the fog, aura.
Join the Twitter come back with a bomb and also send stuff to my P. O. Box ex-commission mark
I'm gonna give this girl a push back, back, back
I was broken and I hanged up back, back, back, yeah
Just now somebody got asked, oh, you never left
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't want my niggas shooting at you up the mountain
Don't want my niggas threatening