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What is the emote of today?
Yo, Drake is supposed to be dropping soon.
Shall we listen to that, yay or nay?
I'm feeling like we listened to it, yeah?
Ome32, that's a good emote, bro.
Honestly, it's a little bit of a throwback.
It's a little bit of a throwback emote.
Well, I kind of like that.
I kind of like the vibe of that.
It feels good, bro.
It feels good.
Yo, TAC, thank you for the sub.
Mighty Tedster with the sub.
Mafia with the sub.
Red Kodiak, what's good.
Ome32 is the emote of the day.
Wow, this looks beautiful, bro.
And then under it is this fucking bullshit edited
photo of me like look at this fully zoomed in photo bro like who is this
fucking fat lord bro yo who is this guy that's not me that's not me that's not
me that's not that's not edited yeah you're a fucking dumbass and you think
how did so many people have this emo
yo anyways good morning Corvoredo stone was good yo I wasn't live because I was
actually talking to adapt and Pepsi and we were planning some cool events and
and shit that we wanna do throughout this year.
So yeah, there's some cool shit that we got coming up.
I'm super excited.
I don't wanna announce it yet,
but I mean, it's kind of a Joe Rogan where he goes,
like there's some cool shit that we're gonna have planned
and I'm super excited, bro.
I'm super excited, but yeah, I wasn't live.
And honestly, bro, I'm okay with that.
Sometimes it's okay to go live later in the day
or not go live at all
as long as I'm doing something productive.
And I'm okay with that, bro.
And I've learned that, bro.
And for instance a great example of that is the fucking blog who watched the recent blog drop of me if you did that
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. Who watched the most recent vlog. Yo, this shit had a million fucking views almost
Yo, the YouTube channel has been going absolutely nuts, and I'll be honest with you do yo like when I vlog
yes or no dude so many people commented say like I've never seen this much
positive comments ever bro like it's so cool how supportive Ron is stable vlogs
are just peak I see why is Ron Dalte's favorite shimmer bros going like it's
just positive bro like holy shit bro it's just so nice to see what's up Siggi
can we get a hello to Siggi Siggi has been killing with the YouTube channel
bro look at our YouTube channel our me and you bro look a million five hundred
300,000 1.1 600,000 500,000 800,000 900,000 800,000 yo 800,000 1.7
Put it in my stable to fight gifted go fuck yourself
also by the way guys
Yesterday I did finally what you guys wanted yesterday. I did the podcast with QD and Valkyrie
It was pretty cool. We finally got it done. We finally did the podcast so that'll eventually come out
I don't know when it will come out, but it will I didn't realize though half of it is on their YouTube
I think half it's on their patreon, but like it is super fucking cool all the honesty I had super I had a lot of fun
And I hope you guys enjoy you're gonna see some exclusive shit
I talk about and honestly, I'm super excited. Did you get wine drunk? I'll be honest with you spoiler alert
I drank an espresso martini. I'm a bad bitch
I'll be the one to say I drank an espresso martini, bro. Yeah, you can laugh all you want, bro
I was a bad bitch, I don't know. I was in my slay era. I was just I don't know bro
Like I just find it. I like espresso martinis. I
Like espresso martinis, bro. Yeah, you can put this little slay emo whatever you want to do, bro
Whatever, I don't know if you saw the vlog, but we'll talk about it in a second
I just emoji something cool happened in the vlog, but before I even talk about that
Um, I have something that's super fucking cool at the end of the year
That question is do I announce it now or do I announce it in December?
That's my question.
It's not a car.
It's a content idea.
It's a content idea.
I don't know if I announce it now or if I announce it at the beginning of December.
I think I'm going to hold off and I'm going to tell you guys December 1st.
It's going to be really cool.
Hey, I know Elron!
Elron!
I shouldn't have even brought it up because now it's a piece of shit.
Right?
Now it's a piece of shit.
But, but, what the fuck is that emo?
What, why is this like a disabled minion?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Ew, what is that, bro?
What, actually that's the most ugly emo.
No, it's not Cormis.
Cormis is probably gonna happen, but no.
So one thing that I do wanna say is,
yes, I went to New York City, it was a great time.
Drop me if you saw the vlog and you enjoyed the stream.
If you haven't already, this is the video.
Recapping it, and this is the vlog now. I'll be honest with you this vivette show dick ride me whatever you want to do
Oh my god, kaisen that bro you fucking killed it you fucking killed it y'all call me deep fucking line
Bro, I'm bouncing on it. Yo, this shit was fucking crazy. This shit was actually insane
It was so much fun, and he brought all the streamers together if you haven't watched the vlog go watch it
We also met Jared McCain
A friend of mine. Yes. No, that's not cap. It's a friend of mine. I'm super cool dude, bro
It was really cool, bro. It was really cool. It's not cap. That's my friend. That's my friend
That's my friend also met up with Brady Ghill lol
And yeah, bro, I saw Bruce and I'm not gonna say too much. Hold on. Hold on. We'll talk about in a second
Yo, but I also saw the ladies might have a
Ha!
Ha ha!
Hello well!
Ha ha ha ha!
Now just get it, I'm just getting it, I'm just getting it.
We'll talk about it in a second, maybe he'll come up here and he'll talk, but why don't
you plan an event so I'm actually in my work so that's kinda what I was talking about,
that's what I was talking about, see and adapt about it, but the vlog was super fucking
cool bro.
I had a core video come out, I don't know if y'all saw it, but it was super fucking good.
Um, I hope y'all enjoyed the video.
This vlog though, now listen, Kai, we love you, I love you, but you owe me something.
Now, when I went, when I went to the event, I pulled up the apple party, and Kai tells
me, pull out your camera, pull out your camera, and I go, why?
And he's like, I want to hold myself accountable or something.
This is what he said.
I'm gonna give Ron a jacket and may never release.
He's gonna give me the 101, bro.
The 101.
I'm gonna give you, I get that jacket, it's going straight on grail.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I put it just right.
Can you actually put it on?
Can I put a fit together?
Yo, that jacket with my Balencian shorts, cinema.
Actual fucking cinema, oh my god.
Imagine that jacket with my Balencian.
Don't stun me.
No, no, son.
Yo, what are you, and then I see someone,
somehow I just saw this guy just saying little dono,
not a bad shout, and it was one penny.
Yo, keep it to yourself, bro.
Keep it to yourself, dead ass.
What do you mean, do not wear the shorts?
Yo.
I'm going to wear it!
I'm going to wear it!
Or should we style you?
I-
Yo, I would love for Kai to style me for a stream, I'll be honest with you, that would
be cinema, that would be fucking dope.
Um, I will be getting this jacket though, and Kai, I'm going to hold you accountable.
The stable is going to hold you accountable.
Can I get a retweet?
If I don't get that jacket in the next 30 days, I will start a riot out of the vivette
factory wherever it is, bro.
Hold sign ups to go against your brand, bro.
You owe me that jacket.
I will, I'm not gonna stop talking about it.
I want that fucking jacket, bro.
Also, guys, I will be going to Complex Con
in about three weeks, so if you guys wanna meet me there,
it's in LA, I will be there.
And then we also have the Jynxie Loose Hardcore
Minecraft Marathon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't really know how I feel about that.
It's a little concerning.
I'm a little nervous.
I'll be honest with you, some of y'all are putting cinema.
I'll be honest, that might be my death sentence.
I don't know how that's gonna go but for anyone who doesn't know the next couple weeks of streamings
We're also going to Berlin
We're going to Berlin to do FNCS globals. I'm super fucking excited
And yeah, it should be really nice bro. It should be really cool. So it's it's it's exciting
Um for anyone who didn't see
Um, I also met and I saw people saying I'm a larp larp this larp that I met miss Lauren Hill
What?
Yo, dude, I'm not even kidding her children, right?
I think it was her, oh my God, please,
I don't want to fuck this up.
She had her son, I believe, one of her son came up to me,
he's like, I'm a big fan of you.
And I'm like, no, no way, whatever.
Bro, I go up to Ms. Lauren Hill, so fucking nervous,
by the way, because I don't know, bro,
she has the most amazing aura ever.
Call me D1, call me whatever you want.
Her aura is like, name five songs.
Okay, it's on my head, X factor,
can't take my eyes off you, ready or not.
Yo, so am I a lark?
I'm confused, like, am I a lark?
Like, yo, it's like, come on, just tell me I'm a lark,
bro, tell me I'm a lark.
Just, oh, name three more.
Kill me softly.
I think it's called right?
Yo, yo, yo, shut up, shut up.
Yo, I haven't been the same since she retired, bro.
You just named the top five Spotify.
Okay, her album.
Oh, God, I should have spoke.
Hey, listen, listen.
Regardless, she's a fucking legend.
Can I get a retweet?
Okay, she's a legend.
She was super awesome and it was so cool.
It was so cool seeing her and it was honestly amazing.
You just never know who knows you, bro.
her children knew me and I was like wow wow bro for all I know bro there might be
someone famous in my chat watching right now there might be one of you guys
watching that are just famous bro it might just be one of you guys bro it
might just no it's not all yo I'm telling you right now it's not the guy
putting fucking yo like yellow dude with hands up in my chat bro it's not you
you are not the fate yo the famous dudes not putting G and a fucking twitch
chat bro I'm gonna be the guy to tell you oh fuck you fuck you how about that
Also, by the way, that is not Cardi donating, right?
Since someone confirmed or denied.
That is not Playboy Cardi that donates.
Can someone confirm or deny?
There's no way that's him.
I saw him typing Kaisen Ashton, I'm a lark.
Miha, there's no way, bro.
There's no way.
There's no way.
It is.
For anyone who doesn't know, there's good news, by the way,
coming in, the house finally has fiber internet.
Fiber internet
We also finally have
air conditioning
Yes
Yes, yes, yes
Just joining. He's already eating. Are you a bot? What are you talking about? I know yo
You guys can't keep up with this like gimmick that like I'm fat by the way because now now you fucked up you
You hold on let me open up my spot in my tic-tac you fucked up. Yeah, read these
Read these comments Ron's looking mad decent Ron genuinely has go to genetics Ron looking mad play
No, but why is refreshing this fuck to see him not click for him? Yo, yo Ron up there with LeBron Ron's been looking mad play
Yo motherfucker, this is what I'm talking about when when people are positive like this. I
Generally feel so good about myself. I feel so much more happy, bro
I'm dead ass is if y'all left more positive comments, I would probably stream way longer. No troll
I go to I go to Jason sick time. They're like Ron's fit is hard. Who is the shorter Indian guy?
Okay, all I'm looking at is Ron. Ron is sexy. I mean bro. Look at this honesty, right?
Yo, people just think I'm sexy nowadays, bro. Yo, fuck up like bro. I'm getting there
I'm dead ass losing the weight call it cap call whatever you want. I've been going to the gym
I'm gonna feel unhealthy. I feel good, bro. I feel fucking good. I did I feel good you have lunch lady arms
It's like alright
Like you think I have let me just Google what lunch lady arms why am I googling this why am I googling this?
Yeah, bro, this is this is what you think I have you
Yo, yo
Yo, don't ever disrespect me, don't ever come into this chat just on some like root shit
talking about this, whatever it might be bro, I, do you think my arms look like that?
Look at this.
Oh my God, bro, also by the way, it's time to get toxic on May 5th.
It's time to nominate, we're not gonna do it just yet, we're not gonna do it just yet,
but it's time to get toxic, we're gonna have to talk about it in a second.
Um, anything else that I need to update you guys on before we go into anything, um, I did see
um, um, there's a brand, uh, brand risk. Wait, there's no way.
It's not real, right? Wait, Wendy or T's versus. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Say Wala, he, this is real.
Oh my god it is. Oh my god. Jack Doherty versus the eyelid. Y'all. The shave. I'm not
gonna lie. Real talk. I'm gonna watch this fight. I'm gonna watch this bro. October 16th.
Yo. Wendy. Yo Wendy beat her ass. Yo. Yo it's actually yo. Yo. I mean fucking Jack Doherty's
in jail bro hey nobody give a fuck about him holy shit did you see this this shit is just
so fucking cringe ladies you got some explaining to do you have a girlfriend now yeah you got
a girlfriend yo you got a girlfriend bro yo you got a girlfriend let me find out bro let
Let me find out bro, you got a girlfriend?
How the tables have turned and the turned have tables.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Lace, you are him.
You're him bro, you're him.
Oh my god, bro.
Now, I will be honest with you.
He did say that, I think he said that he's not dating her.
Lace, confirm or deny for the people.
Let me know.
Let me know, bro.
Let me know, bro.
Let me know right now, bro.
The people are waiting.
The people are waiting.
No shit.
Damn, bro.
Ha.
Geesh.
Ladies, late, bandagana said saffi method.
Yo, ladies, Laze is still up for grabs
for anyone in the chat.
Be sure to hit his DMs.
Yes, yes, yes.
Be sure to hit his DMs.
He's still up for grabs.
I'll be honest with you, Laze.
You're fake sexy, dude.
You're fake sexy, man.
You're a good looking kid.
You're a good looking kid, bro.
I'll be honest with you.
What did you just link me?
This is, yo, this is not Lays, right?
This is not Lays.
Kynell.
You got streamed on the water and shit.
The nigga got, what's that, WWE this year?
What is nigga doing the hell is shit?
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
I like, he did that.
And then, bro, we have Minecraft.
I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
I'm gonna lie.
I'm interested to see what happens.
I ain't gonna lie.
But I ain't gonna lie.
I think he got that in the bank, easy.
I think that's easy.
I think Ron's going with some fire shit too.
Do y'all actually think I'm gonna win this year?
I like a lot of chat, I'm so out of loop with you.
I'll be honest, I genuinely think it's not gonna happen.
And I know I shouldn't put that in the universe.
Maybe I shouldn't say that.
I don't, when I lost last year, no, no, no, no, no,
y'all did this and this is actually fairs.
Y'all did this last year where you're like,
you got this in the bag, you got this in the bag.
The day came, who remembers, bro?
Who remembers that horrifying night?
And the winner is, and I fucking lost, bro.
I fucking lost, oh, where, bro?
The votes got split?
You really think for best reality, who?
Actually, we'll talk about it when we do the awards.
We'll talk about it.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
I think there's a chance, I don't know, bro.
Do I gotta pay the refs?
Generally, do I have to pay the refs or no?
Do I gotta pay the rest or something, man?
Like, oh my God, they gated where you wanted to visit
in Chicago.
O Block is gated?
I got sounded, I just wanted to visit.
I can't visit.
They have a gated community.
Wait, that's actually like, that's not even bad.
Wait, so that means I should go for sure, bro.
I should get it, I have to go for sure.
Kai announced a new streaming series
So I'll be exploring unexplored, explored, explored, explored around the world.
First location will be Iceland.
Now I don't want to self invite, but I did talk about how I really want to go to Iceland
bro.
I would love to, I'd love to go bro.
I'd love to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh no, no, no, fuck you.
That was crazy.
Did somebody say Ron?
I'm streamer of the year.
Guys, this gimmick of y'all saying I'm humble, fake humble, shut up bro.
I'll be completely honest with you.
That on everything I stand for is not a bad pick.
Absolutely. If I think of Ron Wanshu of the year, I genuinely be like, I can see that.
I can see that 100%.
Ron, in terms of IRL, in my opinion, is one of the best.
But then also in terms of desktop is one of the best.
That's the crazy combo.
That's the really crazy.
And I did a World Cup performance this year.
Combo. So I wouldn't be mad at that. I'm going to be honest with you.
It's possible, but I think it's just going to be unlikely he beats speed though.
I, I, this, we'll talk about it in a second when we actually do the awards.
I'll be honest with you, I think a nomination could be cool, but bro.
Let's pay.
Let's be for real, bro.
Let's be fucking for real.
Can I get a retweet?
Lacey reunited with his dog Milo after a long time while visiting his parents.
Oh, oh my god.
Milo!
You're so cute.
Hey, buddy.
How should I talk to your brother?
Woo!
She's getting pretty.
Bro, should I buy a dog?
Should I buy a dog?
Ciao by a dog right now, bro.
Ciao by a dog.
Bro, I think a dog would live a marvelous life
in my fucking room, bro.
Imagine he's just sitting here, bro.
Yo, I should buy a dog right now, bro.
I should buy a dog.
A banger song just came out.
Do you think that this was like actually like for real when they were in the studio they
really tried on this or not.
Like I ain't gonna lie.
If I made this shit, would y'all crucify me?
Be honest, if I made this shit, would y'all crucify me?
easy
no H
nah this is
color bitch
like yo
gg fucking easy
easy
don't say that
really?
fuck any
yo oh god bro
hey
uh man wow
that's interesting bro
gg fucking easy bro
not that hard listen
hey
you know what
maybe
maybe it's
maybe gotta be on my Spotify for this year
i'm your heart dance
i'm your heart dance
I need a movie, I need a movie, and I want a movie, I want a movie, and I close my head, and I say, I want some more sleep.
Like, why? I feel like, actually why though, bro? They added a tune of Vila Swing.
I need a movie, I need a movie, and I close my head, and I say, I want some more sleep.
Are you fucking stupid?! My stomach looks like it's gonna explode!
Who takes time out of their day to do this though like I'm not even trying to be funny like generally serious
Who takes time out of their day to fucking do this like take time out of your fucking day to do this bro
Take time out of do what what the fuck do you think Ron? Why were you trolling more than yesterday?
Yo, are you a bugger right now?
I do
Find me this kid's info bro. We should do stream together. I will add my son, bro
Fuck you all! I'm gonna meet him!
2017 months, wow bro Jason the ween got choked out, WAS?
Jason the ween and french streamer anime got out of hand after anime put Jason in a toko while marlin tried pulling him apart
No, no, not again, guys
Yeah I got my body gone with me now, now what?
Now what?
Jason is just so petite and cute
Fuck you! Fuck guys, guys, guys, these are so fucking like a dork says you. Yeah, but Jason
I just want to put in my arms and just like cradle and just kiss him on his forehead, bro.
I just, huh, Jason's viral on Twitter right now. Um, why? What happened? Why are people
What's saying that?
Huh?
11k bookmarks.
Yo!
What the fuck is this?!
Oh.
Yo, 1.7 million views.
22,000 likes.
Jason the Queen is facing backlight after fans are acting
The fans are acting unnaturally on through the following link up where the Ray Asian
boy is sparking Illuminati theories online when his camera in front of live Jason insists
that he's completely going to revive ya.
Alright you're wild man.
I'm wild man.
But there's something in the air bro.
There's something in the air.
Is that it?
Hold on.
Yo, what are the quotes on this?
I need him to do that on my face.
Oh my god, I'mma fuck this shit out of this dude.
Yo, this is how I love my dude to be tutored up when I walk in.
He's such a slut.
Oh my god, Jason, you are on Twitter!
Yo!
Oh my god, just wait till they find out me arching up.
Who has that clip, bro?
Yo!
Oh my god, bro.
How the fuck?
Yo, they put him on.
Yeah, nah, that's bad, bro.
That's bad.
I ain't gonna lie.
That's bad, I ain't gonna lie.
How does this have 11,000 fucking bookmarks?
11 fucking thousand bookmarks?
Who's beating their shit to this?
Who's beating their meat to this, bro?
Like, wait, what?
Who's generally beating their shit to this?
Like, the thing is, Jason, like,
I'm not trying to ask, watch,
but Jason got no ass, you know what I'm saying?
Like, this shit, like, oh no,
you're not feeling nothing getting inside of this.
Like, I'm gonna keep it, maybe I'm lying.
I'm trippin' I don't know.
Is this you?
I hope you got something to do with it.
Damn my shit, what the heck?
How does this have 107,000 views?
And you can comment on a clip by CarlosTheMan83.
He put stable caught and his fucking profile picture
is my fucking high school picture.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I hope you got something to do with this.
Damn my shit, what the heck?
Who watched this?
Like, who's watching this 108,000 fucking times, bro?
Holy shit.
And then he's just sitting in here, bro.
He's just sitting in here.
Kai's vlog.
I haven't watched this yet.
I'll be honest with you.
Today, I'm probably gonna,
yo, isn't Drake supposed to drop in like an hour and a half?
Yay or nay?
Isn't he supposed to drop?
And then I'm also going to do the awards, um, and yeah, it should be pretty cool.
Yeah.
Drake's dropping tonight, bro.
Fear of missing out.
Is this an album or what is it?
Does anyone know what is it?
I don't really know.
It's a short film.
Okay.
I mean, that's kind of pretty cool though.
I'm going to react to it.
Fuck it.
And then honestly, bro, GTRP, do you guys want that to be like a reoccurring thing
or like randomly throughout the week?
Like I don't want to do it every single stream, but like people really enjoy it.
And obviously, I don't want it to be one of those things
where it's annoying to do.
But I want to have it here and there.
Yeah?
OK.
Trimmer of the Year, the best overall streamer of 2026,
constantly entertaining, elevating their brand,
sending out, and even the lasting mark on viewers' gear.
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Like bro, what are you doing here, Mario?
Special thanks to Lucas Goldstein, like...
Like, let's see what you put in these credits, yo.
Music by Frank Sinatra, directed by Burger, produced by M.S.B.
Screenplay by Tung Tung Tung Sohoor
Camera Operator Dylan Lays-Korowski
Older Femstein
4-House Viewer from New York City
Bonnie Nets as Stabilernotto
Kai Carlos and Nat the 3rd
as Guy Sinat
Marlin Garcia as Marlin, Bruce Ray condones his bru-
Why did you even f**k?
Yo, Gen rule, H is new as Ray, the peace as the peace, special thanks to Lucas Goldstein.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro, does Mario deserve a raise?
Yo, Mario, yo, Mario, consider your s**t a raise, bro.
I'm dead ass serious, you know what, I might as well tell you now, bro.
Yo Mario, you deserve a raise, bro.
Um, I'm gonna text you after stream, I'm gonna up your pay, bro.
I ain't go live, bro.
You deserve...
Yeah, you deserve way more, bro.
You're just...
This guy's just the fucking though.
Like, deadass, serious.
This guy's just the go.
Like, he...
I only pay for one person, and it's him.
And he deadass, like...
Like, he's just like a dumbass, bro.
Like...
I'd like to get to know my class a little bit.
Who's this right here?
Brass bitch.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's just the go, bro.
Shout out Mario, bro.
I'm gonna take a nap, bro. Let me know. Did I do it right chat?
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There's more than this. There's way more than this. There's way more than this show. I oh Tommy is in the item shop
Yo, oh my god. I forgot how many words
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GO?
BEFORE STAY BORNA-
Wait a minute, I just got sent a text.
Um, any way to make you...
Hold on.
One sec.
I just have my card dropped off.
It's getting fixed. It's not G.G.
I am I be honest with you yellow dude with hands up. I was on the highway y'all and I'm dead ass serious
I was on the fucking highway and I was driving and I hit a fucking tire like
You know, what is it called the tire like the outside of it like when it pops? You know I'm talking about
My old driver like the rubber whatever right the rubber she got the mission in group when I fuck her
No, no, no, whatever right the the tire was exploded on the highway
There's a tiny piece, but while I was driving I didn't see it
It was at nighttime and I hit it and I fucked up my whole lips
I have to order a new lip so now I just fixed it, but now they're saying that this new lip has a little bit of a gap
But you know fuck it whatever bro, um
Which of the three cars I don't own three cars name the three cars that I own please tell me bro
Oh, which of the three cars?
Okay, I own a geeky theorize and a Lamborghini yours perfumante and I own a Lamborghini SVJ event or
Roadster, bro. Is that what you want to hear? Is that what you want to hear? So you think you think I own that's what you want to hear
You think oh, oh, oh, oh my fucking say oh what happens when you have three cars, bro
I got three cars, bro. Like I got an SVJ a Lamborghini yours and a G. Yo shut the fuck up
Damn shut the fuck up
Now hold this fucking affairs. Oh, did I hit you? I'm a nap now not gonna lie
Yeah, I'm hip with the means bro, I'm hip with the memes
I got this shit off me
Can you watch the pbm diamond gym? No, I'm my own streamer. Thank you
Iron Mouse is in fortnight. Yeah, bro, whatever bro. Stop lying
Oh
Wait, what does he know
I'm not a liar.
Is this just like, uh, like, I mean, congratulations, you know what I'm saying?
But is this just like a smack in the face?
Generally.
Like, I'm generally see it like what?
Yo, yo, yo.
just getting toyed with? Yo am I just getting fucking played with, bro? Like, get ass. Like.
You know what? I don't, I don't want an icon skin anymore. I um, I want to wait till I
have a six pack and then we can release it so it looks better so fortnite
this is a message to you let me get a six pack and then let's work on this
icon skin and figure it out so never look at me right now and tell me that I
have a lost weight hold on now you know what
Yeah, what's coming bro?
Whether you like it or not, I'm gonna come.
And I'm gonna come.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's gonna happen, bro.
so circular what does that mean bro what does that even mean not gonna lie I'm
gonna go to the gym let me know fresh out the shower that only thing wrong with
these pants is so it's it's it's a waist size 34 which fits my waist but the
problem is my ass is too fat so like getting it up over my ass yeah I saw
this TikTok that I wish I never saw and it was him in the shower talking to
Dala saying yo, do you want to see my black mamba and he showed his penis or something like that like I'm not even kidding
I almost have to text Lacey to die in a fucking fire bro like I
Wish I just never saw that bro a nine-year-old boy allegedly spent
$118,000 on YouTube ads for his Minecraft and Roblox videos using his dad's company credit card
Oh
Listen bro, everyone had that time in their life where they used their mom or dad's credit card to buy shit.
I'll be honest with you, for me, I used to look up clash of clans, unlimited gems,
and I would watch YouTube videos thinking that it's real and then I would get viruses of porn on my phone.
And then there was this one zombie game where I would spend, I think it was $800 on my mom's money,
on some like, you know, coins and shit, whatnot, and you know, we've all been there bro,
and we all got our ass beat, or whatever it might be.
So yeah, new stable no bro. That's actually wrong. Yo, this little shit is not me
All right, all right, get this little shit off my fucking screen it's time bro
And it's time we'll react to more shit after this. Oh wait. What is this? What?
Best music streamer yo guys today, we're gonna be nominating our streamers of the years. Let's do it. Yeah
Now this is where we're gonna cause problems
This is where we might argue with people. This is where you know fights might start happening whatever it might be
You know what I'm saying might get controversy allele
Best music streamer a streamer who creates the best content for music showcasing talents such as singing
Playing instruments DJing producing composing or more. I'll be honest with you
I would nominate myself for this because I play the piano, but I'm gonna hold it
You know, I'm gonna hold it to myself
No, that's not a cat looking sideways. I'll be honest. I could play a lot of songs on the piano
There's also DJ toenail. We're not considering. We have max for coconut water
You know what I'm saying?
Didi G I mean there's a lot of people bro
But honestly this my personal best music streamer of the year when I think of someone who puts out music
I can't think of anyone else besides black boy max bro. I'll be honest with you
D1 me, you know, there's gonna be a lot of D ones in this chat
I'm gonna go with platform expert. You got the stable Renault Roco sign. That's my first person out of 37
Now
Submit you have nominated number two best creative art streamer a streamer who creates the best art food and drink dance cosplay
ASMR or more or makers and crafting content amongst others
excluding music
Now my question to you is what does that mean? Is that like a yo-nose like does anyone understand?
I saw the word food and people are starting to say Los Polos
Drew wall and there's not a single if there was a nomination for who they want to murder on the stage
I would write drew all I'm not writing drew wall for any type of fucking nomination, bro
Art food cosplay. I'm gonna be honest with you. This is a hot take kind of I'm giving this to the boy
Juicy Jacob yo this dude literally did so much during streamer University
He came every single day in a new costume in a hundred degrees
Just providing content for us, and he was super fucking funny for anyone who doesn't know he's the guy who was the
He had like multiple costumes during the streamer University
I don't know how he did it, but I'm gonna give it to him for that
It's my nomination number three best role-play streamer a streamer who delivers the most entertaining role-playing RP content in games like GTA
Rust, VRChat, Arc, Dungeons & Dragons, and more.
Now, is this the award that K-San wants to win?
Is it a best roleplay streamer? Is that what it is?
Is this what he wants?
This is the one.
I'll be honest with you, bro. K-San's my friend.
I'm more, you know, biased towards him.
I really want to see him win something, bro.
I'm gonna vote K-San.
Now, some of these we're gonna get technical.
It might take more time, but a lot of these is just simple.
You know what I'm saying? I'm doing K-San, bro.
Banned the guy that said,
That's why I said Deijon Love bro.
Yo, Dick Ryder!
That was a guy pretending to be a fucking NFL player.
Okay, he's not a streamer.
He's not a streamer.
Okay, best MOBA streamer.
Now this one, I don't really care too much about.
This is kind of whatever the chat thinks.
This is like League of Legends, Dota 2, Pokimane,
Unite, Smite, and others.
For best MOBA streamer, who would that be?
Don't test I don't really watch anyone who plays this so this is more like a chat to be honest with you
Don't test. Yeah, we don't do it. Don does a super cool. I'm friends with him. So why not?
best brand partner I
Mean fuck if I know I don't get accepted by any fucking brands, bro. Not that this fucking matters
Okay, guys, help me say a brand that maybe they'll sponsor me and then everyone in the chat
We'll just put like W's etc. No Red Bulls too hard to get like
Yo, I'm not going to lie, the best brand partner to me is VaVet.
This brand helps people want to be creative, it wants to change people's mind, it wants
to open up a lot of ideas, and honestly, I think VaVet changed the game.
I think without VaVet, there was a lot of things that wouldn't be happening.
VaVet taught me to keep going.
VaVet taught me to not kill myself.
VaVet taught me to keep being me.
We got a Harvard Bandit's in the chat
Vivette
Number six hidden gem award now this one's a cool one
Recognizing a growing streamer averaging under 200 viewers this past year this award goes to true hidden gem
Now some people are saying drew wall. I will personally put my hands through this fucking monitor and
and fucking choke you, okay?
I don't care if I get banned, I don't care.
I'm not putting Drew Wolff.
There's not a world where I put Drew Wolff, bro.
Not happening.
Who averaged under 200 viewers though,
who get ass deserves it?
I'm trying to think who streams a lot.
Not just a streamer who just got recognized.
Like, I'll be honest with you, like, I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think, hitting Jam under 200.
Was Madi too hotty under 200 in the beginning of the year?
There's no way.
There's absolutely no way.
Give me one second, pause, hold everyone, hold, hold.
I need a movie.
Wait, what year are we in?
Are we in 2026?
Oh my God.
Wait.
Is that not classified?
Because he averaged under 200?
No?
December?
Eh.
I mean, okay, I mean, I guess I will put them for that.
I don't know.
So then, who would be hidden gem award?
Hidden gem?
I want to try to think of who really deserves it.
Because like, this is where we start like thinking it gets controversial.
See, I don't watch her enough chat. I'm trying to think of someone who I've watched that average under 200 viewers
Yo, Bill is not a bad shout. Does Bill stream a lot though?
Does Bill stream a lot no, I don't think I'm trying to think of someone who genuinely puts in the hours puts in like good like
content, etc
Deadass who have guys gotta remember someone who averaged under 200?
I'm trying to think who just gifted me subs yo stumpy. Thank you for the 10 fucking gifted subs
Yo, where the fuck is Playboy Cardi had broke yo gift me to give me fucking thousand subs real
Thank you so much. Stumpy for the 10 gifted. Alyssa. Did she average under 200 viewers? No way, right?
She didn't average under 200 viewers. No way
Did she yeah, there's no way
The Rizzler wait punchy wait, how many viewers did punchy average?
Hold on, let me lift this up.
I need a movie.
I need a movie.
Yo, stop being with another 10!
Can we get a thank you in the chat?
Okay, hold on.
PudgyDeadass didn't stream
until July.
But he doesn't put a lot of hours in.
That's the only thing.
Like, who really puts in, like,
the fucking hours?
Yo, I'm not putting drew all, please.
Shut the fuck up and die.
Shut the fuck up and die, respectfully.
Drew, okay, oh, okay, you know what, sure.
You guys want me to put Drew wall?
Let's check out Drew wall stats, bro.
Yo, stop me with another 10!
We gotta thank you!
Like, bro, fuck this guy, he needs to die!
Like, bro, die!
Thank you so much, bro.
Minus $50, yo, just because someone's showing support
doesn't mean minus 50, and then you fucking laugh,
Taksaka god, bro. Thank you so much though. Yeah, get it ass raw dog moon
I'm thinking my time with this bro, cuz I know what it's like to fucking not win the warden people. Oh
Wait, no, no, I mean technically speaking. He had 209 euros that count. Is that similar?
Cuz he puts in hours bro. Look at this
75 150 213
200 200 yo, I'm not gonna lie call me dick suck up whatever you want
I got raw dog moon for this bro. That's my fucking guy. He's like a chopper chop version of me, bro
I got him. I got him bro. He's putting in hours best fortnite streamer
Yo for gifted from Stumpy bro not minus $20 bro. Thank you that is much appreciated. Thank you now
This is where it gets kind of tricky. Can I be honest with you? I got an iron mouse for this
I'M JUST GETTING, I'M JUST GETTING!
YO!
I'll be honest with you, this is where it gets tricky.
Cause I love clicks, but I really love faxity.
And I think faxity had such a good year.
Like, I don't know, bro, like, but I love clicks, that's my guy, bro.
Like, this is where it gets like 50-50, put it in my stable, I'm not taking your gifted subs,
I'm gonna find your IP address and find out where you live and get you permanently banned on the site if you keep doing that
I'm just gonna be honest with you. Okay
Now this is where it's like L friend because if I vote faxity L friend if I vote clicks L friend the question is who really deserves it
Who really deserves it?
Let's check this out
Because clicks do he's live right now, but he always streams fortnight
Fortnite could dead-ass die and he'll always stream it like look at this look how many hours clicks put oh, yeah, I'm trippin
123 134 162
94 138 138
166 keep in mind bro
This is a fucking fortnight chat guys
Let's roleplay as a fortnight chat for the next 30 next 20 seconds. Excuse me look look how bad it is bro
Look how bad yo, that's what I'm saying, bro
like like exclamation mark like yo settings like yo like like I guess I'm
saying like like imagine having a fortnight chat you know what I'm saying
it's like and he does this at such a high level while reviving the fucking game
keeping it alive or the antics let's check out his stats I mean we're just
basing it on stats clicks I mean he's in the he's in the talk he's in the talk
but I want to see what fax it is like cuz bro I just I've watched faxity on I
I really watch him, bro. Let's see here. Let's see here. Bro faceties and putting in fucking pain
145-151-172-181-156-82-147-175-176 yo, I ain't going no
Who deserves this more bro?
I'm not putting Los Polos as the fucking nominee you fucking idiot. Do I have any coconut water in my fridge?
Hold on
Bro, I'm gonna just move to drink one, but I think I'm out
out nine I'm out of coconut water clicks deserves it I mean bro let me just check
my let me just I've been taking notes on some shit recently so like let me just
let me just check out like what I have written down real quick bro it's like I'll
be honest with you like I had a bunch of like notes written down before this
stream started of just shit that I wanted to talk about and yeah you know I
don't go I don't I don't gotta know bro you know I'm saying clicks is hitting with
the Sun
well yeah clicks did this, I mean not Kai, facts he didn't do this, all the
addicts did that, yeah no I mean yeah bro I mean yeah bro I mean I'll give it to
I mean bro I'll be honest with you I feel like it's only fair it's in my
ritual book that I signed um I'll be honest bro clicks made me I have to vote
clicks every single year I'm obligated to that's my ritual bro you know I signed
that ritual when I met clicks Illuminati Triangle bro like the first thing that I
signed with clicks was that I have to vote him every single year and that's
fair I'm best battle royale streamer wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what if what if I just do
because who plays battle royale that's what I feel like clicks should win
I will leak your asshole if you do not vote for me. Oh, it's okay
You don't have to leak my asshole because if you Google stick if you just look up Ron's ass it comes up
So you don't have to worry about that, bro. You don't have to worry about leaking it
Except for tonight. Oh
El reader El reader in the chat, bro. That's why I need to daily log my reading bro. Oh my god. It just smells so good
Like oh my god, bro. Oh my fucking god
Um, so this is pubg called any war zone fall guys and others apex legends. What do you think here? Who's the best battle royale streamer?
That's not fortnight
Best battle royale streamer. Dude, there's not a lot of battle royale streamers. I feel like Timmy this Timmy do battle royale
This Timmy do battle royale though. This is like battle royale
No, I'm not doing fucking loose bro
I'm trying to think here who can okay at the top of your head chat who consistently streams
Battle Royale besides Fortnite streamers who consistently streams Battle Royale at such
a high level like doesn't have to be viewership just consistency like maybe viewership putting
out videos etc like personally I think swag like think about it bro I'm gonna be honest
swag puts out so many videos he plays Call of Duty when the game is fucking dead and it's
It's not even biased.
I just think he's just, he just grinds, bro.
He just fucking grinds, bro.
He doesn't have to, you know what I'm saying?
The game's dead.
That guy had a multi-fucking million dollar YouTube contract.
He could retire for you once, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like me and him just have millions of dollars.
Best fighting game streamer.
Okay, this one I don't really care too much about,
but best fighter game streamer.
I mean, this is where you guys have to help me.
Mortal Kombat, Super Smash Bros.
Tekken and Street Fighter.
Is this like, is this like Marvel Rivals included or no?
Low tier god.
Yo, you guys can't just say Deji bro.
Deji's a top 50 Tekken player because there's only 54 players on that game.
Oh my god bro.
Like guys, like dude, like what time is it in the UK right now?
I'm about to call them.
I'm actually about to call them.
How long is it in the UK?
12 a.m.
Oh, I'm not waking him up, bro.
I need him to eat his beans on toast early in the morning, bro.
I'll be honest with you.
Can I write silky for this?
Does this include like Marvel rivals or no?
Yes or no?
Like, is there like a Marvel rivals thing?
No?
Bro, like, I can't think of anyone...
I'm just gonna vote Silky, bro. Call me a dick sucker.
Bro, I would vote Silky for this, because I mean, technically, fighting game?
I mean, bro, that's a fighting game. I mean, I don't know. That's a fighting game.
Is that not? I mean, it's either that or I'm skipping it, bro. I'm gonna skip it.
I'm gonna skip it, so I mean...
Best more PG streamer.
What the fuck is that?
Video games, a Final Fantasy, World of Warcraft, RuneScape, ARC, and others.
What the fuck is that soda poppin soda poppin told me I'm a cancer to twitch bro. Why the fuck when I vote him?
Trying to think here
He's not wrong alright
Thanks
World of Warcraft bro. You gotta be a fucking real dork to fucking play world of Warcraft
So who does that go to who's the biggest dork we know?
Like I'm trying to think here, bro. Boba. Yo relax, bro. She doesn't play with a world cup anymore. Um,
I'm gonna I got you drew all it's I'm gonna skip this anyway, so I mean fucking I might as well put you
Best cozy game streamer, so this is like a new one
This is a new category the streamer you most enjoy watching playing cozy games the one who creates that perfect relaxing
Atmospheric to unwind so now I'm gonna be honest with you
This is like a no-brainer like I feel like I feel like this goes to like
Like drew wall, bro, you know, I'm just kidding. I'll be honest with you a streamer that always
I mean, I know who's we know who's gonna win this
I feel like case I was without a doubt gonna win this bro
Like when you click on a case I was streamed no matter what he does
He's in a quiet environment like his room. I'm saying like the like in his camera his room
Just looks so peaceful. It looks calm
It looks like something you can have on your second monitor and just like relax while doing work, etc
And he's also entertaining and he's a good streamer. You know what I'm saying?
That's a very hard thing to do
But he does scream all the time to people dying at his water park, which I do notice
But I want to vote queso for this. I'm trying to think here for best cozy game streamer
Who do I watch not what the chat watches? Who do I watch for best cozy game streamer?
I'll be honest with you. I actually unironically and call me D1 cock sucker
I'm not just doing this, but like bro. I feel like I mean dude like like I really just enjoy
You know what? I'm just like relax
I'm just kidding like I'll be honest with you though when I start my day Joe is always live and I'll always okay between him and
Jinxie, Joe is just way more relaxing. I always have him on my monitor while I start my day when I eat food, when I have like Twitter open, etc.
I'll be honest with you, I'm actually gonna vote Joe for this and you can call me D1, but me personally, my best cozy game streamer.
Like, I could click on Joe like I, like, just doing stupid shit. And I know people just like, call me Dick Ryan, but...
Best sped run streamer. The streamer who creates the most entertaining and impressive speed running content.
speedrunning?
I mean
This is going to the goat. I mean, this is Katie B now
I know y'all are gonna say but I watch Katie B play Minecraft trying to beat it in one speedrun
Bro her PR is three and a half days for one Minecraft run. That's pretty good. That's pretty fucking good
You know what I'm saying? So Katie B keep at it. You know what I'm saying
You're you're a really good speedrun streamer simple as that it's not bad. It's not bad. Not bad at all kid
I'm just fucking kidding
God retire from ever playing fucking Minecraft Katie beat God fucking damn it seriously
Katie beats the truth
I'm trying to think here who's the best speedrun streamer who speedruns like consistently on twitch
Like who does it consistently? It's not just one game, Feinberg? Yeah, I mean, XUC?
But does he do it a lot? Like we're talking like very, very, very consistently.
Like we're talking like damn near like once every other fucking day.
Like that's what we're looking for. A speedrun streamer, the category is speedrunning.
It's not just one or three times every like year. It's like someone who genuinely deserves it.
It could be someone who we don't even know. I don't even know. You know what I'm saying?
like Feinberg, does he consistently stream?
Ooh! Who's the guy who does the Minecraft shit?
Who just hit the- Who hit the fucking world record?
What's his name?
SkyCrab? Does he stream a lot?
Does he stream a lot?
Or is it just YouTube?
I'll be honest with you, that guy's got my nomination.
I don't give a fuck. That guy's a sped runner.
Call me dick riding number 13 best sports streamer streamer who creates the best sports related content whether they're through gameplay
EA sports. Oh Jason just did that. I did see his ad me ha
NBA 2k. Oh Lacey rocket league blackboy max, etc
I'll be honest with you for best sports streamer. I'm giving this to my friend, bro
Lacey get ass loves this shit. He want this is the award. He wants to win
um flight I don't know if flight has like to see did he get nominated last year I think he did
this is for nominations bro I want my boy to win I'm voting Lacey bro that ass and yeah yeah get
out the emo that goes like this get out bro Lacey wait flight one oh bro what bro I'm gonna give
Lacey a chance bro I don't give a fuck bro flight one bro the best sports swimmer Lacey did uh all
All the world cut like a lot of the World Cup games. He did all the football games
Like the actual football bro. He deserves this shame. He's doing a marathon right now, man
So I got Lacey number 14 best Minecraft streamer
Now hold on do I qualify for this
Deras yo deras do I yo yo deras
Ban everyone, say Marlin!
Yo, ban them, get them gone!
Banish them!
Marlin!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
banish them, get them gone, bro!
Marlin, Marlin!
Doctor Donut?
Who?
Loki, who plays Minecraft, streams it consistently?
Who's that like their daily content?
Like their day-to-day daily content.
Like when I think of like best Minecraft shimmer,
this is someone who streams Minecraft.
That's it.
They don't stream GTA.
They don't stream just chatting.
They get on the game.
They fucking get on Minecraft
and they fucking play every single day
on those fucking blocks.
Also, have anyone seen that new TikTok trend
where it's like Minecraft,
but it's like texture packs are like so weird?
Yo, that's gotta be the most dumb trend ever.
Does they know what I'm talking about?
Maybe I'm just too like internet, like on the internet, bro.
Dr. Donut?
Why does that name sound familiar?
Dr. Donut?
I need a movie.
I need a movie.
Oh, there goes my IP address.
Say hello to my IP, everyone.
You deaf don't know him?
Is that the guy who like?
I'm just gonna look him up.
Dr. Disgust- I mean, oh god. Dr. Donor.
Oh my god, streamed two days ago. Six hundred...
Holy shit.
This is me fighting the best computer in Minecraft.
I mean, it's just Minecraft content, so I can't judge it, you know?
No! What?! And she beat me-
Fair, I mean, you know what I'm saying? Mario, what did you just link me?
Can you beat Minecraft without breaking the commandments of Judaism?
What is this?
Um, that's Minecraft streamer.
Oh, I know who to put this down for.
What is this?
Bro's really Bob the Digger.
Bro's such a Digger. Bro's such a Digger, bro.
This is the biggest Digger I've ever seen.
Oh my god, I hate Diggers.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my gosh, yeah, bro, if he's- oh my god, bro-
Bro, by the way, does anyone actually even play Minecraft like this where it's like constant,
like, you heal, etc?
I don't understand.
Here's another one of his clips.
He has one week left to live I know two weeks left to live today is his birth chat. This guy has cancer
He has one week left to live. I know two weeks left to live today is his birthday his last birthday
Chat this guy
I'll be honest with you my best Minecraft server I actually watch her play it cuz she's a bot I'm actually gonna vote Katie be here
I don't even fuck you know, she is a 42 year old woman who gets on stream and role plays on fucking Minecraft
Yo, Katie
Revalue your life
best FPS streamer a streamer who can take who creates the most entertaining first-person FPS content like Valorant
Overwatch Call of Duty Counter-Strike Halo and others best first-person
Wow, so we're thinking like
We're thinking someone who like really first-person games only yeah, I did. I mean this is my boy here, right?
Jinxie I feel like yo, I mean this is like Jinxie. I don't care bro
I don't care. Don't care. Don't care. Don't care. There's no argument, bro
I think there's other streamers who have great content. I think it's Timmy has great content
But I think FPS streamer bro
It's gonna consider y'all say D1, but are the same people that will vote the same person every single year the same way
Bro, I'll be honest with you. I think bet I just saw someone type Marlin
Okay, yeah, no no no no no submit. It's too late. I'm not even gonna think twice of it can't unsubmit it
Nope can't unsubmit it. I got you guys. I got you guys broke can't unsubmit it too late too late too late
Valid doesn't matter the best strategy game streamer
Starcraft, chess, Hearthstone, Balatarar, among others, best strategy game streamer.
Wait, I don't even know what this is.
Who plays these type of games?
Chess, Hearthstone, Balatarar?
I don't even know what that is.
Teamfight, tactics, Starcraft.
I don't even know who plays this.
The only person I can think of is the Botesisters.
I feel like, yeah, right?
Like, I feel like, do I just write Botez sisters?
Yeah?
Or do I write a specific person?
Botez live, got it, got it.
Number 17, Burger King foot fungus.
League of their own.
A streamer who creates truly one-of-a-kind content,
pioneering a niche or category that no one else does.
A creator who's simply in the league of their own.
I mean did my own win last year this category or no
Did she win this last year
She did then I'm
And I'm gonna nominate someone else. I'm gonna be the guy Elron. I just want to nominate this is nominations, bro
I'm trying to think I want to see people get nominated
League of their own
One of a kind content that no one else can nail.
Dude, who the fuck do you put for a league of their own?
This is someone who creates shit that nobody else can create?
I mean, Drew Wall.
Yo, do I gotta ban this fucking name?
Like, I'm dead serious too.
But do I gotta ban this name?
Like, do I gotta fucking BANISH IT?!
Maya, the only reason I'm not doing Maya is because I know she's gonna get nominated
and I want to see some- I want to see other people get nominated, you know what I'm saying?
So while I have the chance to nominate someone, I'm trying to think.
A league of their own, they create their own category.
I'm trying to think of who does their own type of shit.
A league of their own. I don't want to get stuck up on this, bro. I'll be honest with you.
Oh, I got one? Oh, who outlawed? Help me out.
I don't want to get stuck on this because it's not really that crazy to me, like to nominate.
You know what I'm saying?
Santi. Oh, right.
Santi, content makes him look crazy. Master manipulator. Cinema.
Let me know.
Okay, I'm going to take a nap. Let me know.
um
League of their own I
Mean bro. Yeah, I would just say I just want to see her get nominated. I love puzzles
Yeah, that's pretty cool best reality streamer on God my heart just dropped by the way
So where the God hand on everything my heart just dropped
So I don't want to leak I
Mean, I guess I'll leak the podcast a little bit
So when I was on the podcast we we talked about this like me losing my award
And the only thing that I'm leaking right now is like just sit we talked about on the podcast when we were on the podcast
We watched me lose this award and I kid you not my heart dropped watching this
Like I still feel the same night bro where I just like
Is there like a clip
Oh, Ray posted it.
My turn. My heart. You know what's crazy? My heart is racing right now. That's how sad I get whenever it's this.
And the streamer award goes to...
Ray Asian Boy!
This is Ray Asian Boy's second nomination and first win.
Dude
Y'all are saying split the votes you I have a feeling like
More than bro. There's that's what I'm trying to say though
It's like imagine if another person gets nominated for this deal and honestly I
Think I have a chance of losing this again, bro. I lost that year
Bro, I feel like I could lose again and I know y'all say cat
But this is like an aware moment, bro
Like think about how crazy last year was for me, and I still fucking lost
Like I'm telling you bro. I don't know. I don't want to put that in the universe
But me losing that award motivated me so fucking much like I'm dead ass here
It's like that really pushed my grind this year like I
Deadass like it made me just want to fucking just like do more brothers
You know, it's crazy.
This was the first year that I ever planned.
I've never had a calendar,
and this is the first year that I've ever planned, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna write myself, bro.
Let's hope that I win this, bro.
Let's hope that we can take it home
for the stable community.
But who knows, bro?
Who knows?
Who knows, bro?
It's all I wanna win, bro.
I'll have a beautiful speech
that people can listen to, deras.
Yo, what does this mean?
Gabos, can you explain bro?
Cry about losing in a word while you make a million point suck my asshole, bro
What is this?
Games ain't based on sympathy. I don't get it
Do not feel sorry.
The phrase means that life sports and the streets do not feel sorry for you and nobody's
going to hand you success.
I mean, yeah, I look.
Can you cover the camera for Caleb's down's edit?
Like.
Alright.
Anyways.
Um.
Wrong hand.
Like.
Is that what you want?
Best IRL streamer.
Best IRL streamer.
Now, who does this go to?
Streamer dedicates themselves to creating the best IRL content
by getting outside exploring,
traveling, traveling,
traveling, traveling,
Getting outside exploring, traveling, or streaming life beyond their desktop setup.
Now who do I genuinely think is the best IRL streamer?
I mean it's very obvious.
I think it's speed, right?
If we're talking best IRL streamer who gets up and does out of this world IRL content,
it's speed, in my opinion.
But I want to nominate someone different because of the fact I already know he's probably
gonna win this and he's a thousand percent gonna get nominated facts so who
else can I vote for for best IRL streamer here I'm trying to think best IRL
streamer besides speed
honestly I would I would nominate Jason I would nominate Jason I think Jason's
a really good IRL streamer best vertical live streamer what does this mean what
does that mean a streamer increase the most engaging entertaining vertical
format. So just a TikTok streamer? You can stream on Reddit? What? Really? Who streams
on a fucking vertical phone? Now see, this could be a double entendre. And the only
reason I say that is because what if I IRL stream vertically? He's right. So what if
I vertical live stream.
You're a burger.
Okay, speaking of burger,
while y'all talk about shit,
I'm gonna order a burger, bro.
Yeah, call me fat, call me whatever you want.
Don't care, don't care.
I'm gonna order food, bro.
I haven't eaten today, and no, that's not cap.
Beef, okay.
Let's do, let's do to eat, oh yeah, this is good food.
Beef teriyaki bowl, let's go large,
because I'm a big boy.
Let's go half avocado, and let's add to cart.
$20?
Okay, fuck it, yo chat.
Someone give 20 subs right now.
All right, I'm gonna nap, you let me know.
I'm just kidding.
All right, let me order this real quick.
One dollar tip, classic.
You know we gotta go one dollar on the tip.
Can I get a retweet?
Oh, Siggi, thanks for the one gifted.
You know we gotta go one dollar for the tip.
You know how we're coming, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, a tip's better than no tip.
Call me L Millionaire.
Here's a tip, don't piss in the wind.
Also, I just paid taxes, bro.
Daily streams incoming.
Let's see here, best vertical live streamer.
Who vertically live streamers?
Who does it?
Give me some names, bro.
This wardrobe vertically live stream?
Oh, low key?
J-Shot, bro.
I'll give it to him.
It's Choco Clock, bro.
Stream game of the year.
the most entertaining, noble, collaborative, or fun game to watch.
What was the stream game of the year?
Was it Mecha Chameleon?
Was it Mecha Chameleon?
Yeah, low key, right?
Mecha Chameleon.
Is that used to be a chameleon?
That was the stream game of the year.
Yo, who remembers that era?
I'm dead ass serious.
Yo, that game was in fucking same, bro.
It was actually fucking insane.
Yo, those days were just amazing.
I wish we could go back.
Ugh, barely played it.
I mean, yeah, no one really played it for hours,
but it was one of those things where you just had fun.
Best content group.
Oh.
Now, the best content group, I mean, it's phase, bro.
I'm just kidding.
Esports are content group that proves
the best content during the past year.
No, this category is not something
to be ours stream requirements.
Now, I'll be honest with you.
If we're thinking about like streams, we've only been together for about like two months
But we're doing like everything like YouTube and like we did we did shit extra merge you together like like I mean
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm voting our group. There's no word where I don't vote our group, right?
I'm voting core, but I'm just saying I hate when people try to discredit and say oh
You guys haven't done streams together. You haven't done this, bro
The excuse last time when we won these awards is that we didn't dominate YouTube now
we dominate YouTube and now people say oh but you don't do streams it's like yo
make up your fucking mind bro I'll be honest with you I think for streaming
group it's it's it's us I'm badass I think it's us it's streamer awards yeah
but last year everyone complained we won yet other other groups had better
YouTube content now now all of a sudden it's oh you didn't do this you didn't
just it's it's just hate I'm gonna be honest with you it's core don't care we're
We're going for the three-peat, suck my wiener, symbol.
Best international streamer, the top streamer,
excelling in content creation for global audience,
specifically catering to international
not North, non-North American English.
So this is someone who doesn't have
an English speaking audience?
Is that what that means?
Like, who caters?
ONA Pixel, but does ONA Pixel have,
is that, can ONA Pixel win this or not?
Can he win this is that like a thing?
Yeah, I mean yeah, I'm gonna do own a then own a own a schnitzel, bro. I love only he's a great fucking dude
Can I get a retweet?
Who won last year who won this award last year?
Who won this?
Tota you know shit best stream duo
Two streamers who consistently create the most entertaining content together the least
25 hours stream together this past year.
Camera operators and other support roles are eligible.
Okay, let's not be stupid here, bro.
SableRenoto and I'm voting Jinxie, bro.
I feel like me and Jinxie had a great year.
I'm nominating us, so I think we might win.
Probably not, but I'm gonna nominate us, bro.
Yeah.
Best streamer collab.
When streamers come together, their communities and personalities can create moments bigger
than one channel.
This award recognizes the most memorable one time or limited collaboration of 2026.
The award recognizes the most memorable one time.
I'm going to be honest with you.
The first, this is going to be me again.
I'm going to do, bro, I'm going to do me, me, Los, and Jinxie, no?
Drew and Wall.
Am I tripping?
Like, me, Jinxie, Wad, Lose, Maya, and Adapt, I mean, yeah, but I'm just saying, like, I guess, is that ego-tistical if I write myself? I mean, I guess, but like, that stream was just, bro, I want to see Lose win in a fucking award, bro.
You greedy bitch. Oh, I'm greedy because I won one award and it's Best Reality Streamer. Got it.
Cause I also think, dude, I think I had a good event.
I think Jason had a good event with Dub, Pudgy and T-Bangs.
I think Mayan Adapt had a good event.
I think Drew Wall and Shotgun could be an up and coming good event.
You know what I'm saying?
There's so many to choose from.
So I'm trying to think here.
Hmm
This is where it starts getting controversial bro look we're getting these like last couple or like it gets insane
This is where recognize the most memorable one time or limited time
The thing is I really want to vote my friends for also other stuff to get nominated
But I'm like am I biased if I write my own name like damn bro
Like is that fucked up like I don't want to be the guy in the friend group. That's like cringy. No I'm saying like
Like, I'm gonna say stable, Ronaldo, Los, Wad, Jinxie.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm gonna write that.
Let me fuck it.
Best mainstream collab.
One off-lot color who's a sherman and a public figure, artist, athlete, or other guest.
Oh, God.
That's what I should have done.
Okay.
No.
Because, what is a celebrity, I'll be honest with you, what is a full-on celebrity?
Yo, I'm not going to read some of these.
Dude, I feel like, who had a mainstream collab that awards others one-off live stream between a streamer and a public figure?
It could be an athlete, celebrity, or other guests from the outside live streams.
So someone who's not a streamer collabed with a streamer.
And they brought both their worlds and it brought like a lot of Kai and Tyler
Yeah, I mean it's not a bad one. That's not a bad one Iggy Azalea and Rahm
Bro, honestly, I think there's only one answer here like Marlin and the Rizzler like I'm gonna be honest with you
27 best marathon stream
awarded to the most impressive marathon stream, one that kept going until the goal
was achieved, whether it's the end of a sub-athonor timer, a game compilation,
completion challenge, or something similar. Was Jason's Island this year, was
that this year? Holy shit, time moves so fast. What month was that? One second
something on a where that was in February
holy shit I'm gonna be honest with you that deserves an award bro seven nights
on a island is that what it was or like what was the name of it Island
Marathon, I don't know. I'm just gonna write island marathon, bro
Seven seven days on a island
Best streamed event the most entertaining unique or memorable live event stream into it. I mean, this is easy, bro
And this is just dead-ass easy, bro
This is kai said that you win this streamer
university I mean this was just amazing bro I mean do I call this streamer you
or should I call this evil you can I get a retweet not fucking damn it this
shit was amazing though this blew up so many fucking like creators such as
myself to another level bro so many new eyes on me it was like streamer you dead
ass cleared everything I'm dead ass best stream series the best reoccurring show
series segment or repeat event of 2026 whether collaborative or so as a word
Honors, I sorry I figured my butt excellence in episodic live streaming
the best reoccurring event show series segment
Best streamed series
Best streamed series like can I write like cane segment aware?
Who'd you like to nominate?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you. Does it losin? Why do you punish? Oh, I really want to get lost nominated for something
I feel like it's fuck. Yeah, I was gonna say like losin why like I want them to be nominated for something
It's so fuck up and call me D1, but it's so fucked up how they have never got a nominated for anything, bro
Like dead ass like anything
because then best stream series, I mean you have Lacey's caretaker you have
Maybach for Jason you have Aiden's brand risk, which is really good
You have PPM like in the booth you have Drew Wall and his shitty gamble streams
I'm trying to think your jinx these tournaments. I don't think that's like a event. That's like to it's saying like a name for an event
I'm trying to think here
And I mess boxing you know how many times that happened this year
Was it more than two much of it or is it?
It's two of three
Best stream series, this is a hard one
My in-depth Nat Geo was that a reoccurring stream series? I
Don't even know
Like that's what I'm saying like that that only happened one time in the last year. That's what I'm trying to say
Yeah, but Pepsi that only happened one time in the last year. It's a 2026
false. Oh, okay.
One year ago, 2025.
of Africa nine months ago, 2025.
Is this January or 2026?
All we made November 23rd, 2025.
This was more than a year ago.
So I'm trying to think it's within the year.
Is it not?
Like I'm thinking 2026.
Yo, you guys are so dumb.
I'm not saying the actual figuratively speaking
last 365 days.
If that was the case, there'd be a lot of different answers of fucking people.
That's the truth.
If that was the case, there's other shit.
It's January until now.
Trumpet.
Hmm, that's reoccurring segment.
That counts?
Oh, it's since the last nominations, not January.
So, the repeat of 2026 is this, okay, so if it's since the last nomination, that was, the last time the Streamer Awards was December.
So do I count everyone's year for the last 365 days?
Like, QT said it counts?
Okay, then I have to change a lot of answers here, if that's the case.
Also, let me honestly review the best Streamer event last year.
Like I have agent had a survival cuties message where for your nomination to consider for any
worker they must be streamed for at least 200 hours total.
Yikes!
From Saturday?
Y'all, 200 hours total.
200?
200?
I don't even think
200
Bro, I'm falling fuck up. Yo suck my penis, bro
I'm voicing Losan Wad and I'm doing it. What is this?
He's got the Losan Wad show, bro. Yo, win a fucking award, bro
I don't give a fuck best vtuber. Yo iron mouse congratulations on your fortnight skin. I wish it was me dead ass
But I
I got news. There's someone different entering the town
Hello there
Yes
That's me too. I mean it's gotta go a second. Oh, I mean
Let's be real here
I'm just carrying obviously. I mean, it's just about peanut butter. I mean this guy just won
He just he's a fucking penis, bro. Um the best variety streamer
Streamer who delivers the best variety of gaming content seamlessly switching between genres will keeping the audience engaged
Variety streamer
Let's see I voted Jason for one I voted Lacey for one I voted adapt for one earlier I
Voted silky for one I voted myself for one
The only person I haven't done is Marlon, but I know what I'm about to vote him for.
But best for variety streamer, this is someone who can click any game and has good content
and nobody cares when they switch games.
That's just, I mean, that's, that's, that's excusing.
I think excusing.
Best just chatting streamer.
Streamer who creates the best just chatting content, conversing with chat, reacting to
videos or news storytelling, group activities, commentary, and more.
Best just chatting? Bro, Iโฆ I mean, yeah, I'll be honest with you, Joe does react
way better than me, and he does way better storytelling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, at
the big part, don't sleep.
star award, a streamer who began the year with under 1,000 average viewers and has shown
rapid growth and huge potential for the future.
Is that, is that, yeah, Marty, right, Marty, but would Marty be considered because he,
I think he started the year with around, well, if we're doing the math, if it's the
last 365 days, yeah, okay, I'm going to do Marty, yeah, I don't know, there's no other,
There's no other person bro. I think he deserves this shit, bro. There's no other person, but
Best breakout streamer a shimmer who experienced explosive growth in the past year establishing themselves amongst the top streamers is one of the most talked about means is streaming
Well, there's only one person that I think deserves this bro
And I think they've killed it and they've done so much good shit and I already apologized before for underestimating them
Bro
Marlin has done so much this last year, bro
And there isn't anyone else who deserves this in my opinion, but I think you're you killed it this year
And I hope you win, bro. I did us hope you win. I really do hope you win, bro
So I got Marlin, bro. I definitely got Marlin. I
Got Marlin, bro. Um the sapphire award. Oh shit
This is where it gets
Okay
Recognize in the best female. Oh God. What a sentence bro. What a fucking sentence the best female or
marginalized gender streamer of 2026
This award goes to a streamer who shines against the odds in a male-dominated
Industry and has excelled in entertaining at the highest level this past year
Now there's two people that come to mind here for me
When I think of like going crazy this year, I think of Senna and I think of Yana
Those are the two I mean there's a lot of girls excuse me women
Excuse me that I've killed it this year like I see I think like vanilla. I think Katie
I think you know, there's there's there's a good amount, but I'm trying to think of people who really just dominated
Streaming is this see this is streaming
So I'm trying to think here, bro. This is where it gets like hate brothers
This is when my girl starts, this is where it gets messy.
Messy, this gets messy as fuck because of the fact,
because of the fact that if I say one girl,
then the other girl's gonna be like,
oh, he doesn't like this, he doesn't like that.
Yo,
I'm just a little, I'm giving this to Mario.
No, I'm just kidding.
I think Senna, I think Senna, I think Senna,
you had such an insane year
and she did a marathon, a sub-a-thon by herself
whether people hated it or not trolled about it, whatever.
I'd probably have Sina here.
But it's really between Sina and Yana, definitely, I think,
are neck and neck this year.
I'll be honest with you.
Gamer of the Year, exceptional gaming
scale and entertainment across multiple titles,
No matter the game, you can't look away.
You really think there's a world where
Jinxie deserves Gamer of the Year?
All right.
OK, OK, it's bad to a certain extent.
Let's see how he plays.
We're trying to be developed yet, bro.
You're already a brick.
Is Jinxie a good gamer?
Oh my god.
Hold on, let me just see how he plays.
You're a sweat, bro.
Legitimate, man.
BonoHouse on the field, peeking you, peeking you.
Jinxie on the screen, standing on the screen.
He's, he's, he's trying to go second blood,
little blood, little blood, little blood.
He's dying.
Wow, you just got shot.
Ming does.
I mean, gamer of the year?
Do I think Jinx, he deserves an award?
Yeah.
Gamer?
We could refire Loce here too.
I'm writing my boy. Don't care. Nominations. Streamer of the Year.
Aware. Aware. Aware.
How many people get nominated for this? How many people get nominated for this?
five people. I mean, speed is definitely going to get nominated. I think Jinx, he's going
to get nominated. So, that's two out of five. Who would the other three be? I think speed,
Jinx, I think Kai, he had people, I saw someone that's made a take, I think it was XQC saying
what did he do? I'm going to be honest with you, Streamer University alone, I think is
enough to get nominated for Streamer of the Year. I think winning? Probably not.
But like I think that's enough to get nominated. And I think downplaying what
he did is like super wrong. I'm gonna be honest. That helped so much shit to the
site too. Like regardless I'm not gonna defend this. I would say Jinxie, Speed, Kai.
Who would be the other two? You think Keso? I think Keso could definitely get
Nominated and you guys think of me. It's me or clav. I'm just kidding, bro
I'm gonna be honest with you and I hate when y'all say this humble gimmick
if you put out a map and a
Sheet of shit that people accomplish this year and you I'm not gonna reach out
Because you guys just say humble gimmick like and then you say here we go whatever if you put out a sheet of what people do on streams
Bro, I'm going against people who fucking like went to the World Cup, streamed every day of the year,
revived dead games, pushed millions of people on the site. Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you,
I don't, I mean I would be flattered if I got nominated for Streamer of the Year and I think a
lot of, I saw my Twitter column, they were just like calling me humble gimmick and then they put
this like the email was like like whatever this humble gimmick or whatever I would be I would be
flattered if I got nominated do I deserve to win fuck no fuck no um but I think getting nominated
could be a cool comeback story just showing yo no matter what you can still do whatever um I think
the winner I think who's gonna win streamer of the year I think without a doubt I think it's
It's gonna be speed facts or no. I mean, I think let's just be honest here like bro that guy didn't so much shit like without a gal
There's no world in my head. I mean there's no world like he's gonna win. He's gonna win streamer of the year
And I feel like that's a lock
Now I'm trying to think for nominations
Should I just put myself just hoping that I get nominated but no, you know
Yo, but there what if there's a world yo, there's a very I mean let's not ever say there's not a chance
But it like let's say somehow I won do you understand how much hate and threats and just like I don't think I deserve it
But what that would look like for me? Yo, it would be the end of me
But I think speed's gonna win
Sure, bro, unhumble gimmick, bro. Sure. I'm gonna put myself so that I could get nominated. Hopefully
The only award I genuinely want to win and I'm gonna put my heart and soul, bro is I
Really really hope to God. I hope I can come back to this clip right here
And I hope I could just win the best
reality. Like I really hope bro and a lot of y'all love to hype this up y'all love
to say does he know aware whatever it's dude anything is fucking possible can I
get a retweet anything is fucking possible I lost last year I had I think
60 million hours watched
Bro, and I lost I average how much viewers that I average last year. I don't even know I
Lost bro. I lost
I
Mean bro, how many hours do I have this last year's their way to see that?
Like how many hours I have watched in the last year?
From 2026 I have 46 million
Whoa
Average viewers 34k. Okay, that's inflated because of the summertime. Let's be honest here
I'm gonna be honest with you. That's inflated because of the summer. That's inflated. It's in the summertime. You know what I'm saying? Oh
A million followers gained
Wow, that's actually kind of impressive 13 hours stream 1300 hours
That's not bad. I feel like I could have got my hours up, but I honestly this year I focused on quality more than quantity
Damn, I started this year on January 1st
Damn bro
That's insanity. Wait, what was my last year?
2025. Oh
My god, I beat my last year the whole year and I'm not even done the year yet. I lost
3.6 million followers. I'm just kidding they fixed I think this is when they
deleted like I got bothered like I think 3 million followers and they
deleted it all. But holy shit. 2,000 hour streamed average is 21k peak
viewers 117,000 so I already beat my last year by 168,000 peak my average viewers
is by the time the end of the year goes it's gonna level out even if I average
1,000 viewers tomorrow it would still average out higher than 21,000. I already beat my hours watched
and I beat my fucking follower count because I mean yeah god damn what was my 2024 30 million
hours watched 13,000 viewers who was there for that who was there for that and then 2023
I mean bro that's insane three million hours watched and it was the end this is when og fortnight
I came back. Look before OG Fortnite.
Before OG Fortnite, average 800, average 1200, average 1000, average 1000, average 1200, average 600, average fucking 500, average 900, y'all.
Now look at this bro. W fucking stable in the chat that that ass check 2020 I
Mean bro 2020 like I think it's 2021 was my best year before anything. Yeah, it was
Bro, holy fucking for tonight was in a different era bro. Can I get a retweet?
Holy shit for it was just fucking different
Like this shit was like do you think GTA will ever beat a peak like this or no?
Like do you think GTA will peak like better than for tonight?
Like holy fuck check Jinxies
Show Jinxies a grinder, bro. Holy fucking cheezer, bro in the last year a hundred
show
Yeah
94 million hours watched
2000 hour stream three million followers get yo how much was last year?
Show yo he already beat that. Yeah. Oh my god, bro. I got mocked
But he lost six million followers. I'm just kidding. I think that year a lot of people got bought it
for like followers and
Zero days missed and three streams on YouTube. Did I just get fucking mocked?
Did I just get fucking mocked?
God, bro.
XUC?
XUC just streams every day.
It's like actually disgusting.
His 2025, 46 million.
Bro, look at his 2020.
Are you ready for this?
Yeah.
150 million hours watched in one year.
in one year.
Bro, wait, what was his best year?
2021, maybe?
273 million in one year.
3.6 thousand hours.
Yo, holy shit.
What about 2022?
230 million.
He cranked 500 million hours watched in two years.
Holy shit.
All this to be more broke than me.
Ah, what about 2023?
100 million still, bro, wow.
Well, he was averaging 55,000, 53,000 viewers.
I sat at 800 begging for a chance.
Go fuck yourself, I hate big streamers.
Can I get a retweet?
God, bro, I hate big streamers.
Oh, that ass, and he went to kick.
His bad years are your second 2X of your highest.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks for hating on me, bro.
God, like, I know, bro, whatever.
Whatever, bro.
Drake delayed, say voila.
Hold on, before we go check out anyone else's.
Oh, oh.
Hold on, I was messaging Cardi, let me not leave this.
Me and Cardi have something planned soon, bro.
There was something really soon.
Streaming now at 10 p.m., thanks for your patience.
Nine.
That means you guys have me for an hour longer.
Oh.
What is this?
Look at this.
2026.
Bro, Yugi streams so much,
8 million hours watch, 223 active days.
Bro.
What is Kai's?
I'm actually curious.
Or how long can we take a break for?
How long?
That was like nine months, right?
Oh, it doesn't even calibrate.
That's still insane.
26 million hours watched in 230 hours stream.
Brother.
Oh my God, 2024, 200, 2023, 119, yo.
That's what I'm trying to say.
But do you think Twitch will ever hit a number where it's like this big again or no?
Like, do you think Twitch will ever, because at the same time, when Aden was on Twitch,
no one thought it could get bigger, then XQC era, like the COVID, like the Fortnite shit,
and GTA, no one thought that could get bigger, then Kai's shit, no one thought that, like
what is the next thing you think, or is, oh shit, what the fuck is this?
drew all take streaming seriously than yeah?
Oh, this is a weird analytic to look at. In 2022, the highest watch time.
Could you guys watch Twitch that much in 2022? Or my trippin? Or 2021? 2021? 2021?
So in 2021, that was the most watch time.
In 2020, that was the second, no, wow.
The second highest is 2022.
Oh wait, 2026 is below every year.
Oh no.
is Twitch falling off?
Is it over?
Did we got a migrate chat?
Bro, look at this kind of watch time.
2024, was 2024 that big of a year?
That was the third highest?
2023, you're welcome for that, by the way, my stats,
you're welcome.
2024 is pretty big. Wow. What was the lowest 2013? That's still kind of crazy though. There's
a lot of people that watch this site. I'll be honest with you. Do you think streaming
is ever going to fall off fall off or no? Because like even look at this like if you
look up watch time, like I feel like there's always going to sound like something's going
The change of view of watch time the highest was in 2021, but bro
It 2026 still kind of holds. You know I'm saying like this is September
But like it low key still holds like facts or no like it's not bad. And then when GTA 6 comes out
Okay, my take is this I think GTA 6 is gonna bring a lot of new viewers to the site
Do I think that they're gonna watch just GTA 6 maybe but it's still like a lot of new people
So imagine like a thousand people and one person just like watches. I don't know, bro
Fries GTA 6 that's some dick riding shit, bro. That's how I know you buy 2k every single fucking year, bro
And you're a dumbass
Talk about fries GTA 6 brother GTA 6 is gonna be fucking goaded
People who hate on GTA 6 are closed-minded people because they're just haters deep down. I've convinced myself, bro
Dead ass because how are you gonna hate on a game that hasn't even came out yet?
Simple we're playing we're not watching
I mean, yeah, bro. Y'all are gonna be forced to watch me. I'm gonna lock it. So if you click on my stream, you can't leave
I'm gonna have twitch integrate. Oh, that's a good feature
I'm gonna have twitch integrated. So if you click on my stream, you can't close it. That's not a bad idea
That's not a bad idea
I am watching a single minute of GTA 6 before I play it. Yeah, that's why I asked you guys
Do you think I should play it right when it comes out on stream or I should wait like a week
And I know that sounds so stupid. We talk about this all the time, but like I don't know bro
Like bro imagine I waited one week when everyone's done. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna play it y'all that could be peak
But then there's also people who don't play the game because they're not they're not rich enough bro
Drop of me if that's you active chatters
I mean 2026 there's a lot of chatters bro. There's a lot of Keck was a lot of people put type in stupid fucking emotes, bro
channels. There's a hundred thousand channels. Wow, a hundred fourteen thousand. Drop a me
if you're one of those channels. Damn, becoming a big streamer nowadays I feel like it's impossible.
And I don't want to discredit or like, disencourage anyone to do it. But bro, you gotta really stand
out, bro. There's so many people. Also by the way, a big streamer for anyone who doesn't know,
You could say cap is a hundred viewers and you could say dick riding cap whatever you want
You know how hard it is to get a hundred viewers on Twitch. It's so fucking hard. I swear to God
It's so hard, bro. It is so fucking hard even 50 bro average viewers 2 million
Is that low?
So it seems to be when is that low this is the last seven days
It's not bad. That's not bad, bro. That's not bad, bro. I mean fuck it
Games, yeah, just chatting is the best game ever, bro. I mean, it's not a game, but you know what? I mean overview
What the fuck happened this day?
July 2025 did I go live this day with the fuck 14 million people on the site?
Yo, did I go live this day? What the fuck is this?
This drew all that line.
Yo, is this joke ever gonna fucking end?
Viewers or streamers?
Wow.
Average current viewers, 2021 had the highest.
Oh my God, we're back to 22 million hours
more to 2026 right now.
We're comparable to 2020.
I mean, that's not terrible.
Average current channels, okay?
Monthly broadcasters.
Wow, 2021 was the best year.
Wait, why is that?
Was that peak COVID?
Was 2021 peak COVID?
I didn't even know that.
I thought it was 2020.
Maybe I'm stupid.
Yes.
Dude, you know what?
Fuck this shit, bro.
I'm just gonna do another COVID.
I'm gonna just call something right now.
I'm just kidding.
2021 was NRG house.
Bro, no, it wasn't.
That was like 2020 dumb ass.
That's how you know you're a larp larp to whore.
Can I get a reach beat?
Larp larps.
Oh my God.
Who the fuck is robbing the fucking house?
Oh my days, bro.
Yo, who just did this, bro?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Cause this is just...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Cause I wanna make sure I'm safe right now, Bro.
Before I do anything.
Yo, Chet, safety is number one priority.
Can I get a retweet?
Listen, I gotta go check the front door.
Because someone is here.
Outlaw.
Entertain them and Chet.
Amongst yourself, make a friend or two.
In the Chat.
Someone is fucking at my door.
Robbing me!
Hello?!
I thought this shit was a fucking bomb.
Yo, who said?
Yo, I thought it was a fucking bomb.
I thought it was a fucking bomb.
Yo, who said yo?
Yo, oh my god
No, no, I'm dead ass, bro. Yo, I'm dead ass is I thought this shit was a bomb. Yo
Dude, I'm not I gotta hold on. I gotta write this shit down. That was a fucking funny event. Let me
Let me get right on this bro. Hold on
That was funny, bro. That was actually good. That was I'm not a lark, bro. I'm not a lark
God
Just cuz it's a salad doesn't mean it's a bomb. Well, first of all, it's not a salad second of all
They fucked up my shit, bro. It's supposed to look visually appealing and it looks fucking
What like what do you want burger? What?
What?
What?
This fucking dude always comes out for food, bro. I hate when fat motherfuckers. They just they only want shit when there's fucking food involved
Bro, do I tell you that's like the worst type of P8 you a we all got that one friend who doesn't stop eating
We all got that one for him, but hey, I'm a nap real quick
Do I told you I'm hit am I not hit?
No
Um, is there anything that I need to react to while we wait for the Drake shit?
It's dropping in.
How long, chat?
How long?
Mmm.
Oh, Kai's video.
Loki, I do want to react to that.
That's not a bad shout.
That's not even a bad...
SOTY files.
Fries, bro.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't care about that, like, why the fuck do I care about that?
I, I, bro, what, oh, okay, he cheated. Okay, what am I supposed to do, bro?
Like, I, I get it, I don't give a fuck. It's not my problem.
Ray Leek.
Why, baby? I come now.
All right, besides the kind things, is there anything important that you all react to?
Or is that the video?
Bro, I'm actually super excited for this Drake shit.
What do you think it is, by the way?
I'm not playing RP.
What happened to Max?
Why else did I go to Max?
Miha!
What is this?
Los Angeles rams defeated the buffalo.
So how does this work exactly?
Because if you're not, I'm not trying to be that guy where it's like El Ron, whatever.
But like, isn't this kind of cheating? Like, let's be real here, right?
I don't want to ruin the fun for them, but this is kind of cheating.
There's really no athleticism because you can just roll super fast.
So it's based off like, specs of your wheelchair.
Like, this guy could have a faster, like, wheel that spins,
and he'll move quicker when he catches the ball.
It's just, I'm being honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
pre-thread
When I'm 90 years old, bro, do you think I'm gonna be a streamer just trolling or no
Yeah
You know, it's crazy some of you guys in this chat
Right, there's gonna be a time where your get ass explaining to your children that you type the bunch of twitch emotes in a stable
Ronaldo chat
There's a lot of you, there's a lot of you.
Oh dad, what did you used to do?
Oh, I used to type your fat to a streamer who's not even fat.
Yeah.
Oh, too slimy!
What happened to Too Slimy by the way?
What happened to him?
Yo, you know what Ziggy wanted to do?
And it's kind of good for a YouTube video before the Drake shit.
You know how we did the try not to make me laugh or whatever?
You guys remember that or no?
He wanted to do, that video got a million views on YouTube.
He wanted to do try not to make me cringe.
I'm down to do that if y'all are down.
It'll probably take, that could fill the next hour.
And, but the only thing is, do we do media share
or do we do links?
Because the only problem is like,
with links we're gonna have to fake give money.
if y'all are down to fake a YouTube video.
Like,
Link's also kind of ruins the chat,
but,
but,
but,
you can post like TikTok and shit, yeah?
I don't know, what do you think, Outlaw?
Dude, this shit is good, by the way.
Is this out there or no?
It's avocado, meat, and rice.
This can't be that bad for me, right?
Also, by the way, who's doing homework while watching me?
This is gas.
Why am I rushing my life right now?
I'm gonna watch the Kai video, bro.
I'm just gonna chill for a minute.
It's time for the moment you've been waiting for!
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They are manipulating children to go to their mom
by saying, oh, I want food because of the toy
where you're going to get a random toy.
It's all just this slight.
And I'm with it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm with it, bro,
because I like these toys.
They got me.
Here you are, man.
They did us got me.
One piece?
Because I'll be honest with you, I want this toy right here.
Gary Spongebob Subaru, who's that guy with the fucking 10 T? What is that?
Is this supposed to be fucking Squidward?
Bro
I'm not a LARP LARP. So whore bro kill yourself in game. Sorry
Why did I look up Kai video? Did he upload anything? Is that Wolverine game good by the way?
People told me to play that shit.
Don't quit.
I think I'ma just go with whatever feels right within the moment.
Cause like, when I said I wanted to put the clip in public like that removed mad weight
off my chest.
Everything we do here we show like a lot of it.
Like I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think they tell me anything.
But like, I think I should talk about the fact that I should.
I think I should do.
The clothes is fucking dope.
deadass serious like dude if this wasn't tie and this was like another brand people would love it
i'm deadass serious like no the clothes are not bad but the factory shows you that just gets it up
you don't have to buy it that's the thing is that you don't have to we need to include in the package
i think subbing to streamers is overpriced why the fuck do i have to run ads on my twitch i'm
I'm gonna do it because I make money.
Keqa, but why the fuck is a sub $7 now?
It's like, uh, bro, I'm dead ass serious, but at the time this is like, 2020, like, 8?
I guarantee subs are gonna be like, $15.
Are y'all still gonna sub to me or no?
Go fuck yourself.
Help me!
She's not as sexy, bro!
Don't count my pauses whatever I you got to get credit with credit is built this dude actually put his life into this shit like
I
Still like okay, but there you should try to focus on
Even when you get there my favorite
I'm buying that. I know like it's alive. That's the best thing
That's the thing I think you have to take the full of Royce and that was going on
You have to experience and then you journal.
You have to go through a week of experience today, today, and then do it.
And when that feeling inside tells you to write, write.
Bro, this is why...
Bro, you see what's on me.
You see what's on me, bro.
I did ask, by the way, started journaling.
And call me dick writing, but I did ask.
Does anyone in the chat actually journal or not?
Do y'all journal at all?
Like, even just like your thoughts and emotions, no sob.
Well, don't hate it until you try it.
Have you tried it?
Okay, you could just put sob in the chat, bro.
Oh, Ron, why don't you stream today?
Oh, I don't know,
because anytime I ask a question,
I see emotes in my chat.
Like, I'm not a dork.
You're the same person typing in a Twitch chat
saying you're not a dork.
A rare moment, bro.
We're all dorks in some category!
I told myself to teach this a class, it wasn't just a class.
And it's not yet used.
That is crazy!
I'm gonna make a name for Aurora!
It's out there now in the world!
The vet, Aurora.
Wow!
Holy!
Hello.
Mike D!
Damn!
So right now, I'm on the journey to start my own clothing brand.
And, um, yeah, for like the past few years I've felt enough with just making clothes and just doing it.
doing it and when I was in the middle of designing, you can take this off real quick.
I documented every single step with Polaroids in a journal, I'm two months in and like
I'm designing right now and one of the biggest moments too that I think is going to be crazy
is the fashion show.
Having a streamer be able to do it on his own platform and it going crazy, it'll be
one of the first.
We'll just make something, we don't have to reference anything.
Yeah, I like to make it feel like it's like something.
Fuck it bro, like what's my magic or do you think he was like trying to learn about the journal because the first thing he said
It was literally just fucking. Oh
My god, like let's just talk emotional dramatic. It'll be the soundtrack. I think we could if we cook up something good
I would want to make it the soundtrack of the fashion show
Is anyone in the chat know how to play piano by the way like this where you can just create your own tune?
Well I think the piano is the best instrument to learn. Is that crazy to say?
Like I think if you were to choose an instrument to learn, I think it's the piano. It's the greatest instrument to learn.
It's used in so much shit.
You hear the song, you hear the final part of it.
Who care for the building of the beat?
Wait, so did Mike make the beat?
Yeah, I'm the boss.
Like T-Shirt is the final part of it.
When you understand the stitching, that has to go into it.
The work goes into it.
Yeah, it's like, it's just like this.
Just watch.
Okay, so you guys are gonna be up to the next 30 minutes.
So it's like, oh, what do you guys think?
Yo, the hate wall with black ink performative ass
Me the incident I see some of walk past me wearing the vet by rats and now one comma
That's how you know everyone reads everything bro like
This
How does it have 18,000 likes? Yo!
We are in Formificio Romagnolo.
Here we have one our site and here we have another archive.
Holy shit!
We're destroying ourselves aren't we?
They got a hell of a shitting here.
Models, the base of the patenza, then with the smooth-sleeved, smooth-sleeved, smooth-sleeved,
then you can make some of the stuff and it's really nice.
What's like the hardest piece of code that's to make?
Is it like a high-power machine?
Yeah, it's perfect.
After this, that you have one number, we have to do both the numbers.
Okay?
And imagine if you move on with something, with the scale, with the size chart.
Bro!
You move on with the size chart.
Okay?
And imagine if you move on with something, with the scale, with the size chart.
Bro, you fuck that, I'm in type of action.
Every hour from streaming, you're gonna see it in close.
Ew, oh my god, why is he in the gym?
As a contributor, you're not gonna expect all this high ass quality ass action.
before the rollout it'll show the entire journey of understanding and the points of the show both will be
turning right from the front to the end
so you have a way out on all the walks
CUTTING!
you know that fashion show
then we have a second version of it which uh instead of the fans we swoosh to the party
that looks not selected the next day so somewhere you should be designing it so much
Because we need to
And we need to see
We need to see the entire collection
I really really love what you're doing
It's part of the senior stuff like this is part
What is this?
Dispassionate?
Okay, Kyle, you obviously want to just do the best you can.
But then you get past it in your head and you're like, okay.
Oh my god, did Jason make the documentary?
I looked at everybody that's in my space and I'm like, damn.
That's not a show I got to experience.
Don't worry. Oh yeah, so like, I just appreciate it.
Yeah, it's good, it's harmless.
Your calling is to sacrifice your time for what you really love and put it into something else.
I missed it!
Was he in the crowd right here?
Oh my god, look at him sneaking right here.
Oh god, bro.
I got that experience.
No way!
Oh yeah, somebody-
I just appreciate it.
Yeah, it's good.
Tom is calling this a-
Is that complexion time?
So if you really-
How much was that Tom now?
Was it like two minutes of his shit?
Oh, it's like $10,000.
No, I'm gonna be back for a minute or so.
What brand is this?
Welcome, bro.
Genuinely.
No, that shit was fire.
I feel like I'm, like, one of a kind.
Is that a nice brand?
I don't know anything about it.
I feel like I'm in that song right now.
I can only tell which ones I really, really like.
For the show, we can design up to the day of.
Okay.
For the show, I just manipulated my chat in real time.
Now, hold on.
Open your third eye here.
Notice how we just pointed out a hat that was $10,000 right you guys all thought I was ugly
But then I asked you instantly is that a good brand and you guys said yes
See this is what happens a lot of y'all are followers. You're not leaders
I'm gonna be honest with you if that every piece of clothing was 424 that said here y'all would have been like oh
It's good. No, he's right. He's right. He's right. Don't question mark me. He's right. I mean, I'm right, bro
Oh for like y'all hey
There's nothing wrong with being a hater as long as you admit it.
When you try to drink, Drake's dropping in one hour.
He delayed it by one hour.
Mods are going to put in the title.
I would think you want them to be happy.
But save all the samples.
Like if you're a hater, it's better to admit it than to dismiss it.
Facts!
That's what.
It was killing or keeping.
Keep it.
Yeah.
This is hard.
I don't know why.
But I'm interested in it.
They all got what the bags, denim.
It's timeless.
This is the five leather and nicest shit ever, bro
I'm here Jaden Smith is cool, but sometimes like
I
So what are you all like the creative control yo, yo, this is not will Smith
Wow, I don't know how people are partially about wait
Interest I'm just interested in photography because I like it not for any faster reasons
Just because that's how I am.
Yeah.
I just like it.
It's my interest.
It's not because of the way you get back to it.
It's just because that's what I'm interested in.
I mean, he's speaking out of the heart.
I can't judge him, but man.
He's collection.
Some fashion is going to be a journey.
Yeah.
Like the cover, down to everything, different colors.
And what's I'm doing with this journal?
I'm done with this journal.
Yeah.
Yo, hold up.
No?
Cool, man.
Next to your last question.
What do I expect from the events?
What do I expect?
I know how it feels to be in the public eye and like how shit can eat a batch of shit sometimes and
and I'm seeing where your head is about a lot of different things and what I have seen is your dedication to shit.
So I expect greatness and I expect really good things.
There's no January 2026. Wait what the fuck?
You like to be here inside?
Yeah bro.
I was here was I not New York January 2026? Was I not in New York January?
So I could have ran into him?
Yeah, bro. Damn.
That's the best way to do it from my mom.
Yeah, the whole squad.
Wow, it's your own story, bro.
So I think a lot of young designers fuck up their looks because they want to make everything
and then since they can't make everything it feels too simple.
Yeah.
What is it doing necessarily is it like so basically the ink is
Getting pushed through the stream and the only part that it goes through is the part that's been burned away
So like where your artwork is what is he doing?
How much stuff do you bring the fashion so much like an unlimited amount like how if you had to put an estimate on it
Screen printing
Bro it's actually so crazy how in-depth, like man clothes, even clothes that you guys are wearing
Even cardboard boxes
Even masks for juice can't have
If you chip it, you don't know when it's gonna land
Oh my god
So like 10 of us all go, we all put 3 boxes, you get 30 boxes
And then what do y'all do, like come the fashion show
What are these drones?
Why don't we have some boobies please
Then you style it
You style it
And these are all made over a course of yeah
A long time
Will be really last-minute we're really last-minute
Then they will come oh my gosh
Podcast video yeah
Oh, wow
Have you done any podcast?
I ain't a lot. Like to be honest, I'm already had the short end of this day.
If you're on a stage, one because I'm a creator on the stream so everybody's
Oh, that sounds nice. Yeah, you fought the same one because I'm a creator in a machine.
I'm a lot, like, to be honest, bro, like me coming at where I'm at and like being
where I'm at, I'm already I already had the short end of this day. You thought
of same one because I'm a creator in a machine. So everybody's not everybody, but
Some people who we have passion for fashion. They're down in the middle of me
Which I don't blame them for because a lot of people has come into the clothing world and just left their name on the brand
Got paid and his left. You know I'm saying like there was no meaningful thing to it before I got to my designs
I got to have it to understand what this means to me. That's what I'm always saying like if you hate on kids super
I'm like you really just don't know enough about kids super. I'm like, yeah
Maybe the clothes one of the pieces you don't like or it's too close
dude
Like what what what does it have to do with fucking me?
What did this have to do with fucking me bro? Yo, I made clothes me and Ray make clothes simple as that, bro
Like you guys think I'm just trying to just cash out and then leave you guys like god damn
Full for some things. It's like you got to innovate. Okay. I'm releasing stable fucking thongs ultra thongs
All right, come hang out with us over here come see what we did over here because it's like anyone okay
I got one guy, but I'm going on a rant anyone who actually gets ultra drop of me if you do, you know
Loves the actual product. We've never had like complaints where it's like something's bad
We've had mistakes and problems obviously, but anyone who actually has the stuff
It's good quality and I wear it right if I didn't like it
I wouldn't wear it simple as that maybe ultra vivette. I've touched so many different worlds
So when people do hate on me on Instagram, I'll like sometimes DM them and be like what the fuck I think for you
because you're already so successful and have the resources I think you should
still think about it as you don't have the resources and I wouldn't over
you gotta cry I need the proof I need the perfect even think about now you'll
probably drop some pants now and make them now if you make them too baggy
which like baggies hot now baggy clothes is fire I'll be honest with you guys do
baggy or tight baggy or tight what do you guys do I'll be honest with you I'm
I'm more of like a baggy type of guy, TBH.
Like, it's very different.
I just feel like tight for me looks funky
because I'm like a short little munchkin,
you know what I'm saying?
Like when I wear tight jeans,
it looks like my penis and my ass are gonna implode.
I bet in six months it'll be like, what?
I make baggy.
So like even the stuff you like right now
isn't gonna be the thing you like.
So I think to be,
I think you have to have this scrappy mentality
where like if something's not perfect,
you're still releasing it, because that's the name of the game.
Bro.
Woooo!
Like this is-
That's why every egg, get Katoos to everything, bro.
Everything in life chat.
Always give it your all, even if you fuck up.
Simple, bro.
You know why?
Because we all live one life.
We all have one try at this.
Yo, give it your fucking all.
Whether it works, it works.
Whether it does it, it doesn't.
at least you
Yeah, there we go. Look at you guys fill in. Hey, look at y'all filling up my senses, bro
The next thing y'all could do is film me up.
They ain't different from what I do.
What is?
Like
fashion. Oh, yeah, so I'm so intrigued with it.
But the funny thing is I'm quitting fashion. I'm going full streamer.
Man, I'm not a fan of fashion!
I'm about to start streaming.
I want to see how much for this I really am.
I want to see how crazy I could really get.
Like if I want to learn about clones, indulge yourself into fucking clones.
You feel what I'm saying?
Like, respect the art.
Yeah, yeah, I know because I'm bleeding my abs right now.
But also because I'm in-
Dude, I'm not even kidding by the way.
I don't know if he's lying about bleeding abs, but yo, I'm about to go on my phone right
now and delete every social media, call me Dick Rodney, yo.
This shit is like so bad nowadays.
Dude, anyone else just opened up Twitter and it's just like, death.
Like, dude, I blocked it all, I've done it all, and I still get just performative.
Okay, I'm gonna uninstall a Dordash too.
I'm gonna uninstall a Dordash too.
Fuck it.
Nah, I'm changing my ways, bro.
I'm changing my ways.
Why don't you ask him when to learn?
Yeah.
Seeing how focused and present he is, and I was expecting him to be all over the place.
I know it's hard to believe, but you have to jump to fight the rest of the race.
If I'd never, but always stay stagnant,
and just kept doing what I was doing, I wouldn't do where I'm at today.
I'm serious.
That's why I don't pressure myself online.
I guess I'd, at least my first time I had it now.
Okay, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be out of here
because I was so much more known for life.
That wouldn't make me mean.
Like, I always kept...
I don't know why bro, I'm stuck on it.
But like low key when Twitter was bought by Elon,
I feel like there was way more bots.
Are they trying to control us?
I don't want to be the guy.
But like I'm gonna open up my third eye in here bro.
Like I'm like really thinking about it,
when they bought Twitter,
everything started catering like certain directions
and just like splitting us bro.
Maybe I'm fucking larp larp somewhere.
I'm gonna keep watching the video.
You know, you know a lot of people get stuck in their ways
and it's like inspiring even for me to be like,
Okay, if I focus more on certain things,
I can accomplish a lot more.
This is what we already put this on.
Well, what I wanna do is make the racks,
some racks and we're like details and materials after one.
Bro, look at this piece, it just looks so worn
and it looks almost like blood, like blood red.
So I was with him and Gabe, I ran into him
and now we're friends, which is kinda cool.
It's mixed with like Western and...
I love all this shit,
cause it almost looks like cowboy attire,
but it has its own swag to it.
Like, it's like super distressed.
You got a cool swag.
Nowadays all, all leather is very...
Maybe if I got my hair right, I could pull it off or not.
You know what I mean?
And this looks just very beautifully worn.
This is that 80s.
Girls just run their farm.
It's dad mom.
That's why I can dadulate this world over.
Dude, he really got everyone.
Hey, but don't think I don't see you.
Dadulate this world over.
Look who's in the back.
Hey, we know who this is.
I can block his face.
We know who this is right here.
Imagine the first look coming up.
You know some designers just have an idea to sketch it, just do it.
Some designers see like a reference and inspires them, you know.
That thing is just a design process.
So this is insane bro, like some of the most insane shit that you'll ever see bro.
It's crazy that people don't have access to games like this.
He's making a lot of things bro.
Not how mom loan this is.
I wish for eight years to be able to find the world of fashion and very important to the past, so now I'll tell you 100 years.
watched it it's insane this dude was documenting shit before he was a fucking
like artist artist like you have to truly be like that shit crazy to like
believe in yourself bro it's the most insane concept ever like don't yeah you
cannot find this where I live bro remember the washes we saw at the
guy house more layers this is could we do the same washes on
translucency for women so maybe men get canvas and women get like layers of
Translates to see military over shoes, but like it's like the dog meat. You know, yeah, I don't need the last one
Yeah, I'll be that piece
That's
She shows is crazy turkey. I want to hit a turkey trip. Yeah, that's insane. Get my hair fix
Yes, but I don't want to come back in my check cooks me. Oh
It's hard
Good that oh wow
Wow
This is crazy. Is that the Bruce jacket favorite?
I'm actually like very surprised on how a lot of these came out
Like what the fuck like this is crazy to me. This is crazy
I think these buttons could be a little bit more like realistic
Yeah
Like these like these are my closet
What a stylist for the whole crazy yo, why is it?
Holy shit, dude, and I couldn't think like nobody's expecting any of this shit
Sit I want to see how these how these fit the proof. This is the proof pants. Oh my gosh
I'm a larp. I love that
When these up, this is the stage these are just like this is what I mean when I say we need more mods like
I'm just being honest with you, but like why do I even why do I even have a chance to like read this message, bro?
It is work I
gonna start a suggest me every day
Zero they're the five gift is that card you gotta put on a quick day. I need to start a snap
That's Cardi.
To just put on the craziest combinations.
Is that Cardi?
Mm-hmm.
I'll go with that.
Every time when I'm caught, the much is shown.
Mm-hmm.
But that's a good one, though.
But I'm not that, like...
This is so cute.
It's a great button.
I'll squeeze it with my hands.
I'm just kidding.
I don't like that.
I like it too.
I like how this one had abutments in this one.
It's hidden.
Yeah.
I like what's there.
It's clearly too different.
Yeah.
I like that one more.
Wait, he recorded?
I'm very excited, bro.
I'm very, very excited.
I think it's gonna definitely shift Ultra, especially because no one has ever been running.
Sexy!
Yo, oh my god
Like I bro like
Yo like this
Because no one has ever made a runway show from their first brand usually someone takes years
Literally, this is a major
It does, that's right, but it turns out like people see now.
Yeah, he would wear it too.
When we went to Italy, that's when I like hit my brain and I was like, wait, this is actually insane.
He's like very passionate about fashion.
The selection of models is very short.
It's not that it's really good, that all of the faces are great.
It's a lot, a lot going on, I'm happy.
All the nine ones that we've listed before, that's what we're gonna see.
Baby, throw it back, back, back, back, back.
Oh, this is fire. Oh my god.
Bum bum.
And then Marlon walks in.
Is that coming out on base? On beat drop?
On beat drop.
Yeah.
Where could that go?
No, on beat drop.
Oh.
Yo, this beat is actually hard.
Are they able to start on beat drop?
Yeah, yeah.
Get rid of beat drop, man.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's just my team.
Wait, is this Cardi's producer?
Is this Cardi's producer?
No, in the red?
Cutty?
He does not...
Get in the van.
Look at it.
He is sexy ass over here.
here the beginning and the length of that beginning with the heartbeat I
needed that link we can't shorten a minute and 30 no it's not a minute and 30
this the heartbeat until we drop yet like the emotions I need their emotion
to come out like we need that because we we can antenna but then it makes it that
They guys have to wait man. Who the fuck is the producer of the show? It's the big KC, bro
Don't ever disrespect him. He tells you you listen. That's fine. I mean the first model should come out on this show
Okay, when it goes, that's not deep riding bro. That's how fucking run. That's how you do it when you run the show
Like when I run my show Mario you listen, Ziggy you edit outlaw you mod we do this shit
We are the fucking stable
Do that's when the first model gonna I'll be there, but yeah, but I 100%
That long because I want their emotions to start feeling like something
I'm telling you bro
That game like they gotta hear that
Like the
Yes
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, oh yeah, the lights. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes and then and then and then and then and then wait for it
yeah right there yeah
yeah
Yeah, it's not nice and everything was perfect
Perfect, just make it, the only thing is like,
last thing was a start on the book.
And then Stable Ronaldo walks out.
When the beat drops.
That's when she walks out.
Like, how viral would it have been if when the beat dropped,
you just deadass saw Stable Ronaldo come out?
I'm not even kidding.
Like, bro, the crowd would have went fucking like, bro.
Like, nuts is an understatement.
Like I think that would have gotten millions of views
rough
Like bro. Oh my god. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so you're gonna be there. Yeah
I'll call it you
I'm gonna love it. Thank you. So that's you. That's me. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, perfect. Perfect
Perfect. Yes matter of fact, I think ultra is gonna have a fashion show
I'm gonna invite everyone who came to guys to mine and I'm gonna see who shows up
I think stronger if we see him or her notice how people hate it in the chat notice
noticing
Okay, keep painting and then the light is strong because if we send it to a bank and this little light almost arrived later
The light is a bit weird. I'm gonna have to go to school. Oh, so it was too early this time
No, I'm not talking about the light. She has to walk out when the big drops. Yes. Yes
If we stand, I stand here when the beat starts, it means we have boom, boom, boom and then the girl.
And I think it's nicer if you have the girl in front of the refer when the beat starts.
I think the image is very strong to have.
Who the fuck are you?
That's not a big KC.
What the fucking girl?
The girl and the light.
What are your credentials?
What do I mean?
I don't want her to come out before the beat drop.
So whether it's for the lights or not, like, you probably give it a lights buff, like,
I'm just concerned about the first person that comes out.
She has to come out on the beach out.
How do we want to do lights out?
Who came out first?
Who was the first person?
Marlon was second, no?
Wasn't Marlon second?
Why do I even ask questions over there?
We can set it up.
Let's make sure we just have that,
and then we can decide how it looks with the lights.
Yeah.
That was cool. That was cool. That was alright. That was alright. Wait a minute. That was okay.
That wasn't like bad, but look at you better.
I like the one that we just did. I like it.
When the girl and the light and the music together.
I love that.
The way you did it.
You're already out.
Yeah, the way you just did it.
Am I able to see it one more time?
One more time.
That beginning one more time.
Yes, go and see it one more time.
One more time.
Whatever it is, I pay for all this shit.
Let's do this.
OK, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
I like that.
I like that.
Yes, yes, just next time.
Yeah, I'm happy with that.
And then tomorrow I'll be here early,
so I might show me really, really, really possible more.
Yeah, he's got me wanting to work, let's go.
Thank you very much.
Yes, of course.
Oh my God, wait, did I make the dog?
Kai was just telling me certain vibes
that he wanted me to emulate with this,
and the concept of the three act,
he's like three completely different vibes.
Act one?
It's very minimal, it's sweatsuits.
Oh my God, bro, like, yo, sexy,
Like I'm talking like bro you you'd have won bar like when I talk about like wow yo
This guy's sexy, bro. I like the way his hair is done bro. What type of hair is this would you say that?
What is this style called?
Yo
Like I don't even know like this is spiky. No, it's like mess only like guy on the top left looks better
I don't know me
Yo, I died, right?
Yo.
Guys, the top left looks good.
Yo, thank you, bro.
Yo.
What the fuck does this message mean?
I'm so fucking sorry, Ronnie, Nets, for what I'm about to do to you.
mods, can we get...
Anyway with this and the concept of the three act it's like three completely different vibes
That's me
That's me. Yo, we made the dock
Hey, I'm brah. How did I even see that? Bro, I don't know. I just looked
Well, you can see Yugi's chopped ass right here, too. Yo, that knows you can see from a mile away
God fucking damn that fucking jam on your face
Everyone's gonna be like, I told you, it's just merch!
It's just a hoodie, it's just sweats! Act 2, it's-
Ooh, wait, he was on to something! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's very minimal. It's sweatsuits. So as soon as the show starts, everyone's gonna be like, I told you, it's just merch!
He's right!
It's just a hoodie, it's just sweats! Act 2, it starts elegant, they're gonna be like, wait.
Yeah.
Then they're gonna start seeing all the leather. Act 3, that's when I come down.
I'm not gonna be like holy shit this is serious
It's just meant to represent like the start of something new
The book bro look okay good luck everybody I come now
Yo look I have the fucking book
Some major things I can model in for 10 meters now
Y'all
Wow
Mavs Marlin?
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro, Marlin, I mean, it's close, bro.
I would say it's close.
I mean, top left better.
Yo.
Yo, come on, bro.
Chill out bro chill out bro chill out nobody says that explain now explain go ahead explain
now explain
explain
explain bro
Is this a fake chatter? Is this a bothered chat? Why did he just get banned?
How hard is to get a six pack like that bro where it's just like ripped showing bro like this shit
Not hard. Alright, man. I'm gonna do it.
Collection. This is an honor for me.
Center, please.
In the middle, please. Darling, straight.
Who the fuck is this guy talking for the big KC?
I was nervous. I'm less nervous now than I've seen everything.
Yo, okay.
The best-looking cameraman.
Is Lay's up there? Is he up there? Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it. Who's the best-looking cameraman?
And I I don't want to see I just saw someone right. This is the biggest problem right now
Like with the internet, bro. You guys are just followers. I just saw another person just say drew all
We're like we're missing the plot once again
Oh my god, look how we just
Stop the music, stop the music, stop the music.
Stop the music.
Keep the pace and keep the distance.
So if the guys in front of you there is a girl with heels, please don't go too fast if she's, you know, going a little bit slow.
Go ahead, good tips and tricks, not bad tips.
Or pace yourself so you keep the same distance we send you out.
We want energy at the first.
This person is like, yo, they're like, holy shit, y'all.
Thinking.
So sorry for the first time.
Yo!
That was not energy.
That was a super slow, lazy walk.
It's not a-
Wait.
No.
One energy.
The music is strong.
You need to walk with energy.
Time?
One more time?
Yeah.
This blue X won't be here.
If anybody needs help, everybody can listen.
This pole right here, this second light,
should be a cue to turn.
Yeah, just before.
Okay, so one more time,
walk perfectly in the center and the middle.
That's really really important.
Make sure that the turns are just nice.
That's good to know.
Everybody, that's actually good to know.
Everybody here,
every selected individual fits the storyline
in the first collection perfectly.
You guys are representing something brand new or bir-
I'll be honest with you guys, um, the second collection.
Just pay attention. You guys saw Bruce, saw Marlon, whatever, right?
The second collection, just pay attention to the person number 14 who comes out.
If a new child, you walk that runway, feel it, own it, hear the music, feel the clothes, and blow minds away.
Everybody deserves to be here and everybody is representing exactly how what the brand
is representing.
Precate time!
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Duke!
I mean, yeah, look at this guy, and I read it.
Could I ever walk aside him or no?
Yes, Loki, yes, top left better.
Wait, did he take this from my YouTube video?
I too short to be in this fucking frame
God damn
Who else was in this fucking shit that I didn't JOP was here wait, I missed so many people who else was here that I didn't get to see
That's it bro, it's wrap. Today was a finish line. I'm shocked right now so I'm not going to say the best thing but I'm so happy.
He's amazing, he's literally amazing. That's something that's only a personal life game with his mindset and his focus and with his good work.
He's really good, he's just really amazing and I'm going to be honest with you. He's just one of the most talented bro and he's just killing it super well.
Super wow, just always doing good. So yeah
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Let's see if she's going to dance to it.
Do her shit my boy.
Oh!
You don't know how many we've got.
Oh, my man.
That's the point, bro.
I'm trying not to do it.
Whoo!
You know?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
And I saw Bruce I must have checked his tamp.
I'm scared.
Congratulations, I'm so happy for you.
I'm proud of the movie crew.
I've seen this shit come in life.
It's just on cable.
It's coming in life.
And I know it's not the peak dance.
It's the beginning.
the beginning
Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you
I think I'm a G the biggest credit lapis was found bro
This was actually really cool to see and I think it's cool to see only because the fact he
He literally filmed
the piece of it all if you think about it like he filmed what he believed in
himself when no one else did and I think that's what makes it beautiful
because a lot of people just say oh you hate whatever you hate because it's a
trend bro the fact that he filmed when everyone hated on him and still put this
out bro and that's why people called me dick riding when I that's why people
called me dick riding when I posted that he inspires me because bro he does
inspire me bro dude I've had times in my career where I'm like yo the hate is
just so much whatever it might be if he hasn't quit why should I and I genuinely
think like that I'm not ashamed to admit that bro because it's like brah it's
insane but I'm so numb to it in my chat like I don't care because I know it's
like a bunch of younger people the people who understand it actually like
respected it you you can't just it's crazy man that that and this is this is
actually this is really crazy to me it's crazy to me that there's men in this
chat that will like downplay other men trying to like accomplish something with
their life and it's just it's a crazy concept to me and I think that's I think
it's just like retarded to be honest with you like he gave it his all and
that's what's really fucking cool about it because a lot of people won't give it
their all a lot of people are too scared to take the risk and a lot of people will
quit when they are judged and there's a lot of people in this chat who are like
that and that's why they hate. I'd be the one to say it if you want to be mature
about it let's talk about it. W Kybrow that was really cool I'm glad he filmed
this shit and yeah bro I'm excited to see that other collection but I do need
my one-of-one jacket can I get a retweet?
Do you see this guy right here? Do you see this guy just watching? Wait why
does it look? Why do I look like? Bro someone's got to stop me from going to
Jin because it's almost over bro like it's dead us almost fucking over bro like dead dead serious man
like someone's got to stop me like
Goon or arm okay bet
Okay bet
Now what now what do you got to say bro? Yeah, someone's got to stop me bro. Like just stop me, bro
Like I put the V in the vet bro. You're shaking
Okay, what?
Okay, what?
Okay, what? Yo, what time does Drake drop 20 minutes he drops in 20 minutes?
Burger
Burger
Did y'all hear him or no listen listen listen listen listen
Can y'all hear him?
Burger burger hi burger
Hi, Margar!
If he's talking to me, does that mean he's happy?
Does anyone know? What does that mean when a cat talks to you?
Cause I don't really understand it.
Like, is he happy to be here?
Whoa!
Hi, Margar!
No!
I'm letting you know right now by the way chat what the fuck just happened
What?
If something happens, what?
Hi!
He doesn't like you.
He doesn't like you.
He doesn't like you.
He doesn't like you.
He doesn't like you.
Yo, brother.
You understand if Berger didn't like me, he wouldn't come up in the morning and just cuddle
with me.
Bro, Berger doesn't like me, he fucking loves me, bro.
That's the difference between a lot of you people, is that nobody fucking loves you, so
you spread your hate and you spread your negativity to others.
That's the problem, not nobody fucking likes you.
What? Oh! So now I'm the bad guy for telling you the truth in the world full of lies! Oh!
I'm the bad guy! Bro, fuck you, bro!
Eww! Fuck you! Hold on now! Wait, tell me, why he kinda...
Yeah, hold on I gotta turn on my fan. Yo great drops in 15 minutes if you're excited to drop me in the chat
If you're excited to drop me in the chat
Guys notice how my AC works, but yet I still fucking overheat fuck this house
Can I move in one of my tumors?
like that ass
Can I move in with one of y'all?
No!
Bro, the only problem I have with these guys is sometimes I overeat.
That's the only, like, not a positive thing about me.
Other than that, I'm usually fine.
Yo, my camera's overheating.
Fuck!
I don't know how much batteries in this, but get ready to chat.
How much batteries in this?
50%.
G.H.
Like, what the fuck do you want?
Like, what?
What?
What do you want?
You're not getting fed you're not getting fed bro. I'm not feeding you until I get minimum
hundred gifted bro. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yo Burger, sit still. What do you want? No,
he's not gonna get fed until like nine o'clock. What time do you guys usually feed your cat?
I usually feed him at noon and then I like like 11 and then I feed him at like eight or nine
Is that bad?
But he gets like he gets like never
So I'm a weirdo for feeding my cat, but then you guys type never like yo
Wait, no not pardon, bro. I said never I said never your chill, bro
Will you slink me?
It never your chill, bro
Please link me.
I never do it chill bro.
Please link me.
you
you
you
you
you
You
It's gonna be my new intro song
60k likes all year
It's giving, it's, you know what it's giving?
It's giving
This is so bad broke broke the fourth one out of take them headphones off
I'll be loo loo shoobie see see no no free pass got a P.T.
Let's go!
Moving through my life I got the Chico
D.I.F.U.M.A.
I'm in control
T.M.D. I'm taking this off
Give me some sugar and give me some loo-
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
T.I.F.U.
What?
This is a joke.
This was a banger bro.
This was a fucking banger.
Why are you crawling into a ball right now?
She's a little bit mama.
You're scared.
You're scared.
Bruh, I mean making music in general is just like when you look back at what you made
bro it's just like you always just cringe up you know what I'm talking about?
Like when I look back at what I made like I cringed up.
As simple as that bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I cringe up.
But also like no one used to fucking care bro.
Nowadays everyone can't.
What the fuck are you saying to me?
There's no way they actually tweeted this.
Yikes.
I mean...
YO!
Burger!
You fucking scratched that $10,000 amount of couch!
I'll fucking kill you!
I'll turn you into a fucking coat!
Sorry, y'all.
Excuse my language.
I had to somewhat interrupt my stream.
I just wanna apologize on my behalf, y'all.
From Duke to Bruce. I don't know
Now imagine if I actually walked out bro on I'm telling y'all y'all don't give me enough credit
Y'all don't give me enough credit. Drake drops in 15 minutes.
KSI seemingly reveals he's no longer friends with some of the Sidemen members.
Jason, or y'all friends, some of us.
Ooh, shit!
How's Paul?
How's Paul?
There you go. How's the Sidemen?
I mean, you probably know more about them than I do.
No, what?
What?
You almost took her hands off me.
Some of us.
What?
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Wait, who do you think's not friends with each other?
Like, I don't even want to deep dive and be like parasocial.
Like, I don't even want to be the guy, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't even want to be parasocial.
Bro, I would be real with you.
I think I have a guess who it is.
No!
No
Yeah
What happened
But this is like dude can't say leaving is like a stable or not oh just decided to retire like bro
What would the world do it? We just don't know we don't have the answers to these questions, you know
No, I mean dude, I don't have to read the chat when I say this because I know people are gonna retweet
It's like bro imagine stable and auto leaving twitch, bro
That is the retirement that no one would be excited for like do you understand how many problems that would cause that's like a ripple effect in like the world
Like oh, I stopped streaming. No one else is gonna stream bro. They're motivated bro because of the stable
Yo, this is the worst chat ever bro like
You have to type this by the way this isn't like I honestly this is where I wish I bought it like I wish I knew that my chat wasn't real
But the fact that it is and you guys do this shit like it's just says like a lot bro. It's just sad
When I go
That's yeah, yeah, that's w in the chopper w in the chat bro w face that what he said
I don't know something along those lines, bro
something along those lines
Before or after wish I would have been at that fucking pear show. Oh, you're so fucking lucky matter of fact go to pears and motherfucking
Go to fashion week this summer. I'm gonna check your tail. I don't want to check it. I don't want to check your tail
I don't know what folks was expecting. I don't know if y'all want me to trip the nigger
That was y'all want me to try to make it on time. She was something then I would make clothes of that
I don't know what I expected, bro, but I wasn't gonna do that
like yeah, I
I never was that what is this wrong from Diamond Jim refuse to call 911
Who would be better at working out you think Wardrobe or Jinxie if we both let's if we if we
would fit a diamond in next the Jinxie's just dodging by the way I don't know how to tell you bro
bro he's just fucking dodging he's never gonna go by the way so like I don't know bro
and that's the lemonade
it's start off tangy but when you they get good it's basically like
Like when Cassie was getting her ass whipped by Vinny,
it was fucked up.
But when she got that $33 million check,
it's how this eliminated.
They're like, go from bad to good.
Okay, okay, okay.
It ain't me.
Okay.
$33 million.
Yo, for $33 million, bro.
Shit.
Bro, I would, I don't know if that's something to do
something to me, bro, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Like, me.
This pervert just asked me to go to his nigga booty eating challenge
All right, right drink about a drop yo this is what happens when I oh
Man, bro. Oh fuck
Yes, I did see this. Yo, you know, it's funny
I didn't realize I've ran into kimchi when I was at acne studios by accident like I walked past them, but um, I
I didn't realize bro, which one Jason classic bro. Actually classic actually classic
This is kind of a crazy sweet though
Who do you do you think do the actually made 40 million dollars?
This is like the three evolution of Pokemon.
What do you think is just marketing?
This is dead ass the three evolution of Pokemon, bro.
All they're missing is just rice gum, low key.
Wait, who's like the top most famous like Asian people, like for like content creation?
I mean, he's not like content creation, but like Vanoss Gaming, and then dare I say his name?
I'm not gonna say a Ryan Higa. Yes, Ryan Higa. Yes
Yes, please react
So if I win this game, is this kind of win for you like or I think you should just quit because this is like
No, I'm going all the way dude
You guys are shooting at the wrong people
By the way, I'm letting you know right now if there if there's a world where I play this fornet tournament with jink see like
His tournament and I get paired with Los Polos. Just consider me not loading up by the way. I'm letting you know right now
I'm just not gonna load up that day like if I if I get about
What he said
Wait
I don't believe this, Dad.
But oh, God, I don't believe this, Jack.
Does he know?
Oh, wait.
And then the other thing, Lous, your teammate for the Fortnite tournament is Ron. Are you locked?
Dude, I'm locked. It's just, um, fucking live room.
Yo, it's just gonna sabotage me now. I lose regardless.
Los is a rare Pokemon, he is. And then the other thing, Los.
Yo, like, wait, so I'm just gonna lose regardless, bro.
I'm playing with fucking Lose.
Like, I'm gonna go against good players, bro.
It's just fucking GG.
It's, I'm on controller!
Does this dude, Jinxy, think it's 2019?
That I'm like the fucking truth?
What are you talking about?
I'm on controller and I'm not playing with Lose.
Yo, I'm just not showing up, what are you talking about?
Yo, you put me with the damn I say, I'll make a wish, kid,
and then you expect me to fucking carry him,
and I play on controller!
Uh, your team-
Yo, I have never played Fortnite on controller,
I don't even know how to play that.
Like, that's just Gigi fucking easy, it's over.
Yo.
Chow, is that Bruce?
Ooh!
Bruce walk in the room, that's what the fuck I'm talking about, Kaisy Matt!
Please go to your room.
Please go to your room.
And then right back into the show.
Yes, honey, yes!
Y'all see, Bruce, what's going on? Bruce's working it!
Let's go for- oh, look, look, look, look it!
He from the party from the party crew
What's his name?
All right, Drake's better to drop bro
Let's fucking do this. Yeah, he's dropping on YouTube. Yeah. Oh, there it is
Five minutes and four seconds
My question is what do you think this is about to be what do you think is about to be I
Don't think it's uh, I don't think it's music. No
I don't know, is it music?
I don't know, we'll see.
Bro, I'm OVO, bro.
Spam the owls, dude.
All right, I gotta take a piss.
Permission to be chat, permission to be.
Permission to be, permission to be, permission granted.
Thank you, give me a second.
Talk amongst yourself.
I'm back chat sorry I had to handle some business
Just
Reported you cool, bro. You want to report me? I'll kill this cat. I don't give a fuck fuck you guys
Yo, you want us to report me right? I bet say you're not gonna report me where the cat dies, bro
JK JK JK
Yeah, you're getting reported GG. Oh, okay mods get his address GG fucking
What the fuck is this two minutes and 30 seconds, but what the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this dude?
Yo, Drake if you're in the chat, bro say something only I would know
Yo, Drake
Yo Drake bro, yeah this is not what Drake would fucking type in cocksuckers in this
chat bro, oh my god, yeah bro, Gigi fucking easy bro, let's fucking do the shit yeah.
Two minutes and 20 seconds, my prediction is that he goes on tour with stable earn auto.
Yo if he goes on tour by the way just know that I will be buying tickets, simple bro.
one artist you guys wish would go on tour I kind of want to see I want to see
Drake because I've never seen him I've seen yay Cardi yeah I would I would like
that but I mean I feel like I've seen him perform like I've never seen Drake
perform Uzi I don't think Uzi's gonna tour bro I'm gonna be honest with you
Frank Ocean didn't Frank Ocean just post or am I trippin I saw a post that said
he's like he like posted or something like that you think he's ever gonna drop
music or is it just G.H. is it just G.H.
it's just G.H. who's he might go on tour after an album I don't think so I think
he'll drop some shit I hope
All right, one minute left.
Here we fucking go.
If you're ready, drop a mate.
Yo Drake, are you in the chat right now?
Drop an owl emoji if it's you.
Oh, okay, so this is Drake.
Do I try to pronounce his name or no?
Do I try to pronounce this guy's name if this is Drake?
Oh, just give it a try, oh okay, um, yeah, bro, Iceman the Big Sixer, is he in my chat?
Outlaw title, Drake Drake Drake, now, 30 seconds, let's do this!
God, is anyone else scared of what's on the top right of the screen?
I used to be scared of hero brun, one and all.
Burger, stop playing with your fucking food, I'm trying to watch Drake.
Top left is more scary.
I already know it's me.
Did I just get-
Waiting for tr-
Oh no, my immersion.
Hold on.
Yo Drake bro, you're good to start it bro.
Yo, you're good to start it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you want to open up the YouTube app and then what you're going to do here, I'll just
mute.
You're going to open up the YouTube app and then you're going to go to the top.
You're going to go to your settings and then go to your profile and when you go to your
profile, you see a stream key up.
When you open up your stream key, you see what it says and start streaming button or
no?
You don't?
No, no, no.
It's below that.
that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not twitchy. No, no, no, open
up your YouTube, you silly dude. No, bro, no, bro, you know, okay, no, so you're gonna
go to your go to your yeah, yes, yes. Yep, you know, you're just a silly goose right
now. Open up your YouTube dashboard, you go to the top, you go to profile, when you go
go to profile, you go to your stream, when you go to your stream, talking too fast.
Okay.
So open up your profile and then when you open up your profile, do you see, tell me what you see.
Yes, you click, you click that one.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Yup.
You see it?
Do you see it or no?
You see it.
So to click start.
So.
Can you refresh for me?
Chad, do y'all see it? He's asking.
Do y'all see it?
He's asking if y'all see it, bro.
Is it working or no?
No, no, not yet.
Dude, dude, open up my chat.
They're saying that it's not working.
No, you're on the wrong fucking thing, Wagwan.
Yo, listen, I'm telling you, it's YouTube.
Not fucking Myspace.
Open up your YouTube.
Dude, Joe, you just want to FaceTime me or no?
You just want to, do you want to FaceTime me?
No?
Yo, Krodi, yo, Krodi, do you see it or no?
Guys, I'm so sorry.
Any Drake fans in the chat, I just want to apologize.
No, I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything.
I have all those timers.
I like talking to myself.
Yeah, guys, I'm so sorry about him.
Dude, come on bro, hurry up.
You're gonna delay it for another 30 minutes?
Check your posts.
What did you post?
What did you post?
Check your posts.
Brother, you didn't post anything.
You posted streaming 10 p.m.
Refresh.
Bro, Drake!
Yo, bro, what are you doing?
You're still in Goode!
Yo, are you crazy?
What?
What?
What?
Necroty.
Yeah?
Oh, okay, I'll stop.
Okay.
Okay, got it.
26 minutes.
Call me back, yeah?
Okay, call me back. Okay. Bye. I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll tell you. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Yo, guys, good news or bad news? What do you want to hear first? The good news or bad news,
bro? You can hear the good news or bad news. So bad news is we're going to delay it by 25 minutes.
Okay. The good news is me and Drake already worked on this. We're fixing the problem right now.
There's like a there's like a problem in the fucking YouTube studio for him
We don't know how to fix it. We're trying to fix it right now
I have the team looking at it OVO is trying to fix it
But everyone just be patient bro like deadass patient C is the best key, okay?
So can we all just you know be happy that we're even putting this out for you guys, etc?
Like we're just trying our best bro. And that's all that matters. You know what we are trying, you know, that's all that matters
that we're trying and you know patience is the key seriously seriously bro he's
calling me again yes what yes I already told him in 25 minutes I know
yeah okay okay you want to tell them okay guys I'm gonna I'm gonna put you
Speaker is that okay? Is that is that okay? Not yet
Hey, he wants to talk
I'm so cringe. I can't do this. I can't do this. I was about to just play God's plan. I'm sorry
I'm so cringe
Oh my god.
Now he was actually on the phone with me now.
NOOOOO!
Not right there.
Wait. Oh my god, Aiden.
yo god damn this you run my new my name is promo I don't care
I was see how bad it is it's really fun
yo why are these like random videos come on my timeline by the way is this
normal like what is this bro you do like I'm gonna be your first dislike bro
Sometimes you need to be the villain of someone's story.
Check this out.
I'm gonna tell you I have some crazy shit, bro.
Yeah, hold on, I'm getting a call.
Yes?
Yo, Karol, it's the 6th God.
The live stream's gonna be coming up right now from...
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, I didn't realize I was a speaker. Fuck, 22 minutes all for it.
I didn't mean to fuck. Alright, well, yeah, fuck it, I leaked, yeah.
This is kind of, this is good, bro, that's good hygiene.
Silky crashed out on laser after he panned the camera to the fit Silky in the frame next to Shaquille O'Neal's sons.
Nah, that's not fun. That's how you say it.
You wanna get a man or a maquage or anything like that?
Yo, don't ever do that in your life.
What?
Yo, don't ever do that on me.
Yo, I don't like that.
I will fire you right here.
I'm not even trolling you.
Yo, come here, bro.
Come here, bro.
Bro, don't ever do that in your life.
I'm sure people just have such bad time potential.
Get in here talking and you're gonna put,
you're gonna pan the camera up like this.
Like you actually can't see me now?
Yo, um, I don't even play around like that. Yo run is this your Roblox avatar?
How long is this jobs 21 minutes
Why are you so successful
Thank you, bro. Why don't people make edits and then it's just like
They also just like replay the same clips over and over. I hate when we would do that
I hate that bro
Fuck you, you are- you're actually-
Nah, bro, nah. I was trying to say like you not- you not doing it right or something
Like that ass, bro. On everything that I love, on my life, on your life, on my mom's life
I haven't said the n-word maybe ever, bruh.
Oh
Yeah, the new Drake's obviously tour is coming and there's other things on the horizon some big shows and
See everybody again across the world. Hopefully you'll watch FOMO and we'll see you on tour soon
You're right. No big six God big t-rex original nostalgia bosses. Yeah, they're
Greats going on fucking tour
The fucking big t-rex is
I'm dead ass serious
What the fuck was the big t-rex mean is that his penis?
bro what do you mean Canada tour so he's gonna visit four fucking cities
Toronto Ontario Canada and fucking wog one like what the fuck bro he's your
trending what the fuck
Weak ass fucking trend what the fuck
Who the fuck is clipping all this bro, are y'all all clipping this
Bro, I don't even know why I'm on Twitter, bro. When you open up Twitter, it's just bad
It's just I try not to can you do this in the meantime?
No
G3rS SVJ better bro give me entertainment while we wait chat
I'm sexy bro chat y'all see this shit like this bro look at these like edits bro like bro
You know if I was this tall I'd be undefeated right you know God had to nerf me to give all y'all a chance
You know that right?
You know God, dead ass had to nerf me to give you guys a chance.
Like dead serious.
Nah, dead ass.
Keep dreaming.
It's the fastest way to make money.
You want to make money.
You want to have a com-
Yo, do you have like something going on with you, bro?
Why do you keep linking me to the same shit?
Never speak again?
Okay, what don't I have, bro?
If I- Okay, besides height.
My body looks good.
My face looks good.
looks good my hair looks good my like my everything looks good bro my I look
good my teeth like I look sexy bro I did it look sexy but you can't stop me
bro get us here she can relate to you hey daddy what did you do 20 years ago
saddle mucking got caught a fucking disc
So this is what you're going to watch in the meantime of waiting for Drake to drop.
Two miles per hour.
Boss baby, three miles per hour.
This may be 3 miles per hour.
Woody can only run 3.5 miles per hour?
Is this real?
Is this based on true facts?
Buzz Lightyear, 4 miles.
Did they ask for me?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Pepper Pig is 6 miles?
Snoop Dogg!
How many?
7 miles.
SpongeBob, 9 miles.
Look, he's fast as shit.
9 miles to stop him.
WHAT?
Crabbing the batty!
Dory man.
9 miles.
Angry bird.
Red.
10 miles.
Olmer.
13 miles.
Wait, so.
I'm confused.
So they interviewed them?
Like, how did they get this, like, statistics?
Niki mouse!
Oh, don't spoil the fascism.
Ready to flimstone!
Wow
Bunch, bunny!
Is that a lad in?
That's not me, big riders.
That's not...
Pikachu!
20 miles per hour.
Ben Teni-San? That's his real government?
Is that his government?
Oh my god, Crash Pan?
Yo, that's a fire.
25 miles, maybe?
So this is about how fast I can run.
Morio 25 miles Ninja Tunnel Michelangelo
Same pace Who's that?
Chop them, pet?
Wait, Vegeta can only run 26 miles?
Goku can only run 26?
That's gotta be cap now.
Pussing boots can run faster than fucking Vegeta.
Do be the duty! Run 30 miles per hour!
Shaggy Rodgers! Wait, that's a skull?
Wait, three gods.
Kanzo Hattori!
Batman!
BATS MAP!
WHAT THE FUCK!
TOM IS THE FUCKING ENGINE!
40 VILES!
Oh my god, will he the coyote?
Oh my god, the Pasmanian devil or us.
Stage 1's that fast?
Oh my god, Tomcat!
Now!
I'm going to carry the mouse 76 miles per hour!
Holy shit!
Wait, who is that?
Who? What?
What is that?
Man in a hour!
90 miles per hour!
I
Know
Oh my god
Dash.
Is that who I think it is?
Is that?
Go through Panda.
Who can be faster than the Panda?
Who?
Nobody can be faster.
Surely.
Who could ever be faster than...
can be faster. Charlotte, who could ever be faster than meep meep! The road right here!
Wait, this is a tank. Wait, who's actually faster than this? I'm losing, what the fuck was that?
Who the fuck XLRA'd from Ben 10?
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Who the fuck is this?
Chuck!
God, Bill can run 1500 miles per hour!
We've done lost our goddamn mind!
Makes sense, okay?
Sonic, 3400 miles per hour.
3400 miles per hour
I didn't say it was getting too fast for my brain, bro
It's getting too fast for my brain. Who could be faster than this?
Naruto, it's a gopita key!
8,000 miles per hour
Moving the piece
Satama from One Munch Man, 13,000 miles per hour.
Holy Osus!
Let's experiment a little further.
Metro Man, 35,716,000 miles per hour.
Megamind 35 million! The Powerpuff Girls! One sea lightspeed!
Superman DC!
That was my shit and I don't see Drake live your band.
The Flash!
Barry!
Wait, but who's faster than these guys?
This is the same speed.
Surely there's no one faster.
Wait, but who's faster than these guys? It's the same speed. Surely there's no one faster.
Who the fuck?
The Tama 1000 X-Feed of Light.
Now, who told you they vary on mode?
Is this true?
How do they- okay, my question is like, how do they interview them to get this though?
It's like, that doesn't make any- like, I don't understand that.
Milky Way trip.
MARLON!
Oh my god, the same one's overstabbed, that's...
Teleportation Goko.
That's cheese.
Beyond reality.
Angry Birds is the fastest.
Terrence.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Patrick's Pet Rock Rocky.
on a snail raced out here.
Wow, that's, that was, that was worth the watch, wow, that was good work, that was actually,
that was really worth the watch, I'm not gonna lie.
Hello?
Hello?
You're gonna drop?
Check your story?
What's on your Instagram?
It's from the beginning 15 minutes, two minutes ago.
Yo dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I'm gonna be so dead honest, like I love you,
like Dead Z is not, I love you, like,
like don't get me wrong, like I dead ass, whoopsies,
like I dead ass fuck with you bro, like,
but we gotta have a talk.
I'm serious, bro, like we have to have a talk, bro
Is it dropping in five minutes or is it dropping in 15 minutes, bro?
Don't waste my chat's time, bro. Everyone in my chat is typing W's
They're like yo we're excited for him to drop this that the third whatever it might be
Oh, just fucking do it like bro. They're all high. You know they're typing Alice
Bro drink yo check. Can you chill? He's watching. He's in the chat. Yo, yo, can you are you in the chat right now?
You see this, you know
I'm sorry, I know.
I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Just wait the four minutes.
Eyes emoji, bro.
You're talking me over the phone.
What the fuck is it?
And he just fucking hung up.
And he just fucking hung up.
Nice. Nice.
So all that shit just to hang up.
Okay.
Oh
Three minutes y'all do you think he drops or no he hasn't texted me
Guys in the meantime if you haven't make sure to sub up to stable on now
Don't y'all all know you want to do it can I get a retweet? We all know you we need to run to like we need a sub bro
Let's see if I can get to the gym. Yeah
Tom's gym clothes
1030 okay, so that means if I leave by
No, I gotta leave by like eight or yes. Yeah. No, that's good. Yeah
Huge mail while you wait.
They're back, I'mma post them up.
Alright.
What's happened in LA?
Can you hear what you can't pull up?
Um, are they alive?
Jesus really sad
This is the core fucking like
One minute y'all
One minute Drake you blessed us with years of good music
music you blessed us with everything bro I'm not kidding you're a hero you know
sometimes I even call you dad bro and I want to say we love you like that's
seriously we love you bro I spent a big sixer bro like you ever just want to
smell your foot even though it smells so bad
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Like, it just smells so fucking bad, but like, it's just like, it's like that good odor,
bro.
It's like that, ugh.
This makes me feel disgusting and funky.
Drake Mail.
Oh, let's click it.
My Scorpi, shut the fuck up.
me baby come here nether oh my god
was this Drake dropped Drake dropped
Drake dropped! Drake just dropped? No he didn't.
I was so chopped. Oh my god. Like, how did you just stare at my face?
Six seconds. Oh my god. Three, two, one!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Can you hear me or no?
Oh yeah, that's what I wanted to hear.
Hello or no?
Can you...
Yo, can you hear me or no?
Yeah, I got you guys Drake said give him a couple more minutes. He's nervous. Okay, and verbatim
he said the big T Rex doesn't sleep. I don't really know what does that mean? What does
that means I can explain to them I don't understand what that means he said
just just know that it's gonna be worth the wait and he said be ready okay
love you love you Drake see you soon okay okay what a good fucking dude bro
like that I seriously what a good fucking game like my brother what the
What the fuck do you want?
What?
Bro, you want fucking food?
Like, oh my god, bro.
Like, I hate this dude.
Like, I actually hate this fucking dude, bro.
Yo, Anzu, bro.
I don't need to see your fucking messages, bro.
I just got off the phone with Drake
and you think I give a fuck about a fucking Anzu?
Yo, you think I give a fuck about you?
Yo, I just got off the phone with fucking Drake, bro.
You think I give a fuck about my mods bro? Fuck you. Jonah you're retweeting. Go fuck yourself
Yo in the meantime bro, since we don't have Drake, let's do fucking fake. You guys want to listen to fake while we wait?
Okay, this is not Jonah
Okay, you're so chopped
Oh, it's Jeb. I'm a fucking idiot. All right, I'm gonna feed burger burger feeding segment while we wait
Chad look at this ready. He's gonna follow me to the bathroom and then he's gonna run out ready look watch watch
He's gonna follow me right
Like I don't even
What
You fucking badass
What? Shut up!
You wanna eat food?
This is your last meal of the week.
Enjoy it while you last work.
What, Elron?
El, fuck you!
How about El, fuck you!
How about El and the Bears?
Hold on. Are we living?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Bro, it's just waiting for Drake.
Like, what are we waiting for, bro?
What are you waiting for?
Love me like you do.
La, la, love me like you do.
Touch me like you do.
Ta, ta, touch me like you do.
Oh
What are you waiting for
Not even subscribed to Drake brother, how do I tell you mean Drake are locked in you gonna give a fuck about subscribing bro shut up, bro
Drake said 20 more minutes my sources told me
Yo, how the fuck are you gonna tell me about his sources, bro
Do you understand I'm on the fucking phone with him?
Shut up.
Text him. I'll get back.
Let me call Drake right now.
Yo, Krody.
Yo, Waguantan. What's up, Krody?
The live stream should be coming up in about five Waguants.
The six gods just sitting there getting the last few things figured out.
Hey boy, you should go right to be watching that home.
Six gods, Brody, Agua.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yo, Drake.
Yo, Phom.
Yo, Bro.
You can start this shit or no.
We're just trying to wait.
We're trying to figure it out, Phom.
What's the problem, Brody?
What's like the, I'm confusing.
What's the, what's the problem?
We're trying to figure it out.
Yeah, like what the fuck does five waghwans mean?
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Yo, what, what, what, what?
Krodi, Krodi.
Okay.
Waghwan, okay, Krodi.
Waghwan, Krodi.
I don't know what that means.
I'm the sixth.
I don't.
And it's shut down, eh?
I don't, I don't know what that means.
Krodi.
I don't know what that means.
Krodi.
can you start the fucking ice cream can you start that's not Drake oh so who was
it so that's not Drake who was it then if that's not Drake who was that then so
I just lied I lied I
Was not laced bro, that was laced where you'd be able to tell
You did ask me to fucking tell those t-rex bro of the biggest name each one
Tom Ford St. Laurent your Matt
Get a buzz for last time I had a buzz you guys said I look like the fucking character
I don't have any more bro, but I had a buzz. This is the V shows you see this
Wait, why isn't kind of
Bro condition start
I'm out of call, Los.
Pick up the phone, Los.
How long until it's 15 minutes or up, chat?
Oh nice, Loser's a big up the phone.
Guys, I have a feeling Drake's not even gonna drop.
Oh
My god, do you ever do you ever just like scratch your hair with your nails?
And it just feels so good and you just wish you had a woman who would do that right now like bobo
Why can't you come over and just like scratch my head? Oh?
Burger bro come here. Give me love
Try being single for 42 years. Yo, Jeff, bro, you're fucking 42 modding for stable or not.
Yo, dude, Drake, you have you have literally one minute left before I get angry. I'm dead-ass
serious, bro. Like now I'm getting angry. Now I'm actually getting angry. Like I'm dead serious,
And when I get angry I get mad, bro.
Yo, I'm good to-
BURGER!
I-
That's it, Burger.
Bro, wait maybe the joke is that FOMO fear missing out, it's trying to bait people to
to click off because they're going to be feared.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Crazy. Two shots. I'm because I'm a beam and have to add the coconut in it, okay? So we
have some coconut. Just one cup. We're going to add some ice. Give it a little shake.
The Danish I tend to use an orange with a fruit kabob.
Oh my God, way to top that all.
A little bit of chewiness, that's not even bad.
The Ponty is off.
And there you go, the Ponty Dropper.
Oh
When you get a painting dropper, and now it's shuttle-ing.
Is that Toronto?
Yeah, it is.
and bitch I'm about to just go here to give y'all just a sample of what y'all gonna get
tonight
What am I best yet bring your best bitch out she ain't no shakers my bitch down the thought of that
That's my look you big booty bitch. I call it me
Oh
My whatever bro like what the fuck am I like you with your eyes in the club
After this I wanna see you, I left all my cues in your clutch
Chloe, you dance like Cleo, champagne sipping the tub
It's been black outside for a minute, but your son is about to come up
You still can't sit on your butt, the club light's showing your waist
Long time I ain't looking in your face, my eyes keep floating away
You brown just like liquor, 42 straight to the face
Egyptian girl, my favorite, but it's a Spanish one more in my taste
Please, please, please, please, come back around me
Your best friend, she agrees, come turn up and then leave
And leave there's no stories to tell
We met when we were 12 or 13.
13 years old.
What is this?
It was when Sandy's family moved into the area and she went to the same school that
I had been going to.
At one point we were in two different worlds, as we left, we were, but we still were connected.
And we always stayed connected.
Even though we were both going through different phases at the same time, we always came through
them and found each other as close as we could.
It's unusual to let you stay connected.
Yeah.
Through everything.
Yeah.
Were there periods of your life where you drifted hard?
Yes.
Our lifestyle.
Our life situations.
Once we had a ski trip.
Oh my God.
A ski trip.
And Sandy got a new boyfriend.
Oh my God.
I did not do this.
Oh my God.
I didn't.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I hate that with Judy.
Funny.
Oh, with Judy.
With your Judy?
Girls do that, yeah.
Judy and my Judy.
We should rest in peace, yeah.
Do you remember that?
Judy's gone?
No.
Oh, God, for me.
I'm no longer friends with her.
She's still with her.
Yeah.
And we're up now.
I'm coming in now.
He's sitting beside Auntie Dahl.
That's mine.
This is my cue.
Yeah, that's your go-to.
This is my cue.
Let's say.
I met this guy when he was two days old and he was what he told Sandy not to name him.
No.
And he was a child.
Break.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
So we have kind of a weird question. I was wondering if I could use your fool sometime
Um, yeah, I guess just let it go away.
No.
Pantsy dropper!
Oh my god!
That's fucking Roger's phone service, maybe?
I don't know.
Oh, it's like in Roger's phone service, maybe?
I don't know.
Nothing?
Sorry about your day.
Yeah, yeah, I had the right idea, I guess.
Yeah, it's cool, it's cool.
Yeah.
I mean, hey, you paid for the pipe.
Keep the lights on.
okay thanks see if I can still get a hold of her maybe but
I
Don't give me the cold shoulder
Please come right me back, please come take me home
Please come do me wrong, please come do me wrong
Please come move me wrong, I better do me wrong
You know what to do with me now, you know what to do with me now
I don't want to run, I see the same song
Don't leave me, I don't leave me now
Yeah, I don't know who to put the name on
Stop, wait, hang on
Hold on
This guy's a weird guy
Let's tie him up one way
This guy, don't do it man
This guy, you're the slow babe
In the casting sideways
Oh yeah, let's call your pen name
Yeah, you been wearing all your pride
Or your steam
I see so much pride on your face
Shoulda just went to the parade
I feel way rainbow
I
It's just kind of beautiful, bro.
Baby, what you're most interested in?
We got some more life, taking shit from us
Just asking what we are
Cause we never laid out no conditions
We're both insecure
We both start to grow suspicious
You keep falling away
My harmless MIA
Somebody's birthday
We're just getting home
I'm coming your way. I'm writing your face with something to say. I know that you ball
I know that you play like girls in the WMB
We never gonna fade. I know I be when you be in LA go in my
Okay, just see why I should be you a rain
When they don't go your way just hop on a plane and come in your bay
I cover you up and cover your stay and split the filet and shot in the name
Okay home away shit ain't a game. Let's tip overseas. I take it a spain
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Those trips.
Sounds pretty good.
Sounded beautiful though.
The eyes of me, the eyes of me, the eyes of me, the eyes of me, the eyes of me, the eyes of me
Top 10, top 10 lists
What's your name, where you from?
Six is in the house. I'm telling them Toronto. Yes, sir. We see the fitness private today
101 chrome past
And the one-on-one
I know it's true, I know it's true, I know it's true
I know it's true, I know it's true, I know it's true
I know it's true, I know it's true, I know it's true
I'm going up in flames, burning deep inside, I don't think I could ever change
Maybe one day, but for now, I got nothing in game
Love my mother dead, but she know we are not the same
Black skies, blue bills, my eyes turning red
Purple stones and crusty, I can't help just yet
Yellow looking orange, I'm crying high, oh these meds, strange things are happening, I swear that's the fence
Most things that got it out for me, I never met, can't think of nothing else but counting up to the dead
Lost so many angels on me, and I was what's next, things go through me now, my niggas got me stressed
If this move get made, we sh-
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Yeah
What if I go broke and I got no more rights to stay on you?
Follow me and me and just get out of the dark
Thirdly, I swear you ain't no more, that's too hard
Why are you and all your girls falling apart?
Put it on your last thing, you live in lark
Homodom is sitting on my broken heart
After your head up, I should call you Mars.
It's fitted in your mouth, cause you like that shit harsh.
Make me run the leasey, I don't say bars.
You fucking on the sub, just like me mama.
If you take this shit and swallow it, I could be fine.
Let me like the lollipop on Dwayne Carter.
What if I just end up where we started?
What if I can't take this shit any farther?
Would you just go listen like Newport?
Would you add your bass back in Newport?
Hey
What if I go broke and I got no more, I just spit it on you
Spent on you, spent on you, spent on you
Spent on you, spent on you, spent on you
What if I got no-
She said, boy, ain't drink all day, so don't tell me I must take a rest.
These advice is not a thing, I think me, you regret.
And girl, I got nothing tomorrow, I'm not getting nothing.
Lay up all day, lay up all day
So tonight I say I'm for me, stay I'm for me
I'm in bed I can't out rest, got too much to do
Eat some Texas I can't tell
So I look, eyes are wide open
I
I hope you have a real, genuine good time tonight.
I hope you take the time to talk to other people
that you wouldn't normally talk to.
You can just put your arm around somebody
at some point in the night and give them a hug
because you never know really what everybody else
is going through.
So I encourage you to do that tonight.
Cheers to each and every one of you.
Thank you.
I wish you the best tonight.
This is for the 2026 G-Wagon.
Dude, I gotta buy this so I couldn't chill out.
I'm gonna have to just go.
Oh!
Ooh!
We placed a great thought in here.
No revenge because I will be crying in and out of here.
It's 2026.
Escaped.
Marcy.
Well, I won't get broke again.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My car battery died about two weeks ago,
This is like the best you've ever heard.
Thank you, Jay!
Thank you so much, Jay.
This means a lot to me.
I don't want to get a raise over this.
Thank you.
This is a ranger over at 2026.
It's so beautiful.
I just got off the phone with my son
and I'm about to cry.
So this is such a blessing.
I'm so grateful and I'm going to fly in my new range.
Like, this is crazy.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
In another life, I'm a bad bitch, bro.
like just, just like getting tricked out by drinks.
Strong women, stronger drinks, 20, 26, third annual.
Instead I'm sucking up five or seven bodies,
30% bodies back, looking at a Twitch channel.
Celebrating women in our city.
Come on, look around, look around.
S-class, S-class, mate.
Range Rover Square, taking it easy, you know?
BMW, Vert, Vert, obviously G-Wagon.
A girl named Lisa might've won this,
but we're not Lisa, mom.
Everything's zero, mom.
It's driving me nuts.
Like a babe, mom, all that, me.
You gotta done quick.
Cruel.
Just.
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I need tonight.
To all the sweethearts
and the dates I've had
I wonder what I've been said
Come on bro, why are you guys here?
Why are you guys here?
Why are you guys here?
I know I'm no angel but I try
And God made me with the left hand
I cannot do everything right
Whatever name you call me
If you say so you want me in pain
Angel I don't see no
This beach about to close I'm about to do a lot. I just write a message from you. I'm so taking a bag
You said love me touch me for me whole time. That's all I'm thinking about. Trust me. It's been a while though
I'm a little rusty. I'm a little rusty
This song got me overstimulating the road. That was a lot of words
Can't do an exit level
I was gonna say that I want to add a race to get in her life.
Air Drake.
Holy shit.
She's gonna take a hundred shots for me to talk about my pain
It doesn't take a grist to walk to see a cowgirl lands up riding all for me
Drinking yak all by myself She's from Texas I could tell you baby
Baby, it wouldn't work out Where should I go?
Charlie Manson, where is that I from?
College station eyes, you used to know Now you're getting fried
Down the river, oh, I already know Sulaipel and Woolance
He's a tough man, uh
Yeah
Bad man, Spider-Man, Superman
They can't say it like I want to
No
Salesman, Businessman, Postman
They can't write it like they know
You still can't name me one man
That I should get over love
It's a solar eclipse tomorrow
And your period here in the morning
I can't just join when I wrote it
It's a summer you say you could smoke it
And you ask me if I catch a chain
And you ask me what's in my account
And I don't even know what day it is
Cause I don't even check
Cause I don't even check
I can't taste, can't taste, babe I can't make it stop
I should be, I can't buy myself, I should be, I should be, I should be, I should be, I should be, I should be, I should be, yeah
But it's too hot to hear
It's all around us
It's all around us
It's all around us
I'm free now
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Free bars in my house
Discards in my cars
Contagin' the truth
I'm fine now
It takes, can't take space
I can't make it stop
I'll let it pass by
I'll let it pass by
I know we got a beach there, second home and all that, but this is the greatest city in the fucking world.
I don't care what you think.
This is a crazy old truth, bro. That was definitely one of the loudest moments on tour.
I don't even think they even knew what song it was playing to like, bro.
It was crazy. Like, that shit was so loud. I just, I seen a, you come out of some smoke, man.
I said, how about this shit?
This shit going crazy.
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Want to be
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Come on!
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It's a symbolism of what, don't somebody explain?
That's how I feel stepping down. I just want to be free
That's probably how we all feel
Yeah, yeah, I just want to be free
Hey, hey, let's put some seat through in a car
Rap is all we had they fucked it up
Yeah, let me call my nerves because I'm charged up
Let me calm your nerves, because your star struck
Yeah, 20 trucks outside, I got my guard up
Let's put something see-through in a cup
Don't want nothing sweet, I want the hard stuff
Hard shoes, I swallow but my heart tough
Yeah, Barbie on my wrist, I'm feeling dolled up
Barbie, you okay? I got a car here
I felt like Arthur in there, me and my fists is barred up
I could have lost it on this album, brought you all up
But Nike don't give out no diss for sweating small stuff
They tell me that my circle gettin' small, huh
Bitch be funner, got you can't compare to us
Fuck all of that circle shit, I'm screin' up
I'm about to throw a quarter pound in area
To cry for the gang out in America, hysteria
Buy the book or another, hunnid, some shows and tear it up
Y'all done get them, now I'm not a mole here, the narrative
Funny y'all gon' diep on this here, this shit hilarious
That's how it works.
There's gotta be post-grenadists.
There's gotta be post-grenadists.
What?
What the fuck is that?
What?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
It's just me bro, it's just fucking me, it's just me, it's just fucking me, it's just me.
So, can we get back to the Drake that, like, you know, like...
Nah, I don't think it's over. Hold on.
I think it's over.
I'll be honest with you bro, what is the symbolism?
There's gotta be symbolism, right?
What if we need to...
Okay, we might have to watch it.
I'm not gonna watch it, it would be fun.
And catch every easter egg.
Just to catch like every easter egg, bro.
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Crash all right
All right boys
Five-hour stream right now. It's fucking nine o'clock
That's pretty good, bro. I honestly I I like streaming when I could just do whatever the fuck I want
I'm not gonna lie. I wasn't even gonna go live today. I was like overthinking a lot because I had nothing planned
But I like when I could just be a streamer.
I know a lot of people are sometimes like, oh, you're not doing content, but bro, that's
like, we lost a plot of what streaming is, bro.
I became a fun streamer just enjoying what I do.
I had a good stream today.
I do it.
Dude, Drake Announcement is going on tour in 2027.
I will be going to that if that's the case.
I'm going to host the boy.
Who do I host?
So get fucking streamed tonight
Who do I host?
Silk
My hosting is real. I love you boys so fucking much. Let's get a W in the fucking chat. Good fucking stream today
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That was fun. That was good. I'm glad I went live today instead of not going live.
Peace out, gentlemen.
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