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09-16-2026 ยท 5h 39m
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Oh, no, the day!
And hear our prayer
Please though, when, whenever we pray
Ah, the day!
You've been, you've been good
I just wanna say thank you Lord
I just want to say thank you, though
You've been bad to us
And we've been the outcast
Father
Now you wonder where the FB's been
But I'm back to life like the FB's been
Still in the left of skin and uh, check me out then check me in
See this cold nigga, bye bye to my old self
Wake up to the new me, I used to be a world star
Now I'm making new sweet, I used to hang on a knife
Now I've bought two streets, Converse Crow to King Drive
Yet his life is a movie, bye bye to my old self
Wake up to the new me, I used to be a world star
Hello!
Now I'm making newsweek newsweek
I used to hang on a knife
And I bought you a drink
And I'm scoping drink
And it's like there's a movie
WONDER
Cause I look good
Hello!
I'm James Sengler
I make love
I know these guys
Hello! Yes or no?
Tickets, no rapper names
You see the skips niggas
May check, stop the right steps
Moe vision, dissimole
Yeah!
Skips, no stars, no money
Working up to two C's
Lick it back, lick it back
G.J., f***in easy
Hey, don't say that
Yeah, really?
Hey, f***in easy
Logging, news skin
I still, big grand, left-handed, right-slide, okay
All right, I mean, when I play there, ego, you won't like this
Sometimes I'm looking at you, I wanna touch you, cap-sock
It's the only way I'm a judge, but I ain't gonna miss the eye
Been the boss, and I struggle to tell, it's nice to see people
You're running the show, it's true, I'm not a star
You came in a map, who you tell?
I'm a miss, I'm a miss, I'm a miss, I'm a miss, I'm a miss
I'm a screen UK
and super weird
I'm a screen kinda like Gigi
Gigi fucking easy
Gigi fucking easy
you
you
you
you
you
Wow, grammatically correct, good afternoon.
Bro, did that change anything? Did that change anything yo sausage was good Derek was good wicked mamba for the win
Hello, hey, it's half at nine in the evening. What the fuck does that even mean, bro?
Yo, Sy guy was good ducks was good cross was good. Yo, I'm not an hour late, bro
I go live around one to two o'clock. That's not part-timer. That's perfectly timed yo Cadillac
Thank you for the tier one for the four months.
Why the top left look kinda sexy?
Yo, they have a tier one, no.
Yo, bro, come on, they have another tier one.
Much appreciated it.
Enough of this cat looking sideways.
Guys, today's a great day.
You know why?
Because today we're gonna do a little bit of an IRL stream.
Y'all want IRL mixed in with desktop?
Man, I got you, bro.
Today we are going to do a little bit of IRL
with a mixture of desktop.
And for the IRL streams today, before I get into it,
let's talk about our schedule, yeah?
Okay, get your Joe Rogan's ready.
First and foremost, this Friday,
if I'm not a part timer, this Friday,
we have apparently, O-Nation,
it's invited me to his Valorant tournament.
I don't know yet if we're gonna do it just yet,
get that out of my face.
I don't know if we're gonna do it just yet,
but regardless, this Friday,
we're gonna be building a house with Pepsi.
That's number one.
So yes, we're gonna be building a house with Pepsi,
where you know how we did it two years ago,
We're gonna build a real fucking house one more time and this time we're gonna add on to it throughout the year
So last time we just built a house and never touched it this time
We're just gonna build it then move on move on move on and eventually the goal is we're gonna build it two stories
Hi, and I'm gonna build a bridge from my balcony to there
Yes, I don't know if the H away is gonna get mad or not
But um yes yo stumpy with the ten fucking gift it can we get a thank you in the chat. Thank you in the chat
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You look extra fat today. Kequah. Oh, that's very nice, bro
Reem knocks cheese five times seven times you've sent this message, bro timing you out for five minutes. Yes
Can I live in it? No, you're not allowed to live in it next thing this Sunday this Sunday this Sunday
Me and Loose will be playing in Jinxies fortnight tournament
Yeah. Yeah so... Oh! He's gonna carry me! Oh so you think Lose Polos is gonna fucking carry me?
Lose Polos is gonna carry me. Yes! Retweet, retweet, retweet. Oh! Okay, here.
I got you. Let's see who we're playing with, bro.
What?
Like what are you doing?
Like why are you like
Where?
You think that clip is real like do you genuinely think do you genuinely think this is a fucking real clip yes
Oh, oh, so this is real got a guy. Oh my god. There's still up there, bro
Oh
wait what I said to whoa we kill it oh I just got it in 200 meters so you
think that was low oh my god there's still up there bro is it actually
loose there's still up there bro wait wait
wait those polos that ask her booga wait that means better than me yo
Regardless bro fucking regardless bro regardless that's my teammate this Sunday
So it should be pretty cool, and then guys it is officially confirmed. We already have our flights in motion
I'm going to Belgium
the 24th and
We will be doing
IRL streams in Belgium, and then we're also going to go to FNCS
Globals where I will be doing a viewing party of FNCS Globals
Yes, it should be it's super exciting should be super nice. It's gonna be fun
Apparently FNCS global is like one of the biggest events of the year. I guess should be pretty cool, bro
I don't really know anything about it. Do I have to check in when I go to Belgium or no?
Like do I have to check in at all like is there someone that I got to check in with or no like when I get there
Am I just like valid instantly?
um
Onapixel yo onapixel doesn't respond to me at all, bro. I've been trying to do stuff with him
I don't know bro. He said he messaged me his exact words were
Sorry for no replies on the other stuff Skola moji kind of just doing my ADHD day-to-day shit
Yo, I said like 50 fucking DMs y'all want to do something with him, bro
Like I've been I've been like writing everything down for the past couple months of ideas, bro
And like it's it's it's bro. Whatever. Maybe I'm a peon to him. I don't fucking know
That's that that's that FNCS globals then um, I believe October 2nd
We will be doing the PO box. So if you want to send anything no omai fives
No, none of that send stuff to the PO box now because we're gonna open it on the second
So it's not two weeks to give stuff to send stuff. So whatever you want to send etc
I see people putting bomb emojis in my chat. Don't know how I feel about that
Then we're gonna go to complex con on the third and fourth and then that following night starts the hardcore
Minecraft marathon with Jinxie and Lowe's
So the hardcore Minecraft marathon with Jinxie and Loose, we start that on Monday the 5th.
My guess is we finish the 7th, yeah?
Like I think it's gonna take what 48 hours?
48 hours or something like that?
Like I don't think it should take that long, bro.
I don't think it should take that long.
Does he know?
Does he know?
48 times 10.
Oh, so you think it's gonna take 480 days?
So you think it's going to take more than a year to beat Hardcore?
Yo, I would just get off.
I would get off, bro.
Yes, one week minimum.
Now the question is to make it not lamicky, what do we allow and not allow?
Do I allow myself to run armor?
Yes or no?
That's my question.
Do we do armor?
Yes or no?
No.
Got it.
What else, guys?
Can I not breathe the whole time?
Got it, bro.
Yes.
No armor.
No jumping.
Okay, to make it fair, I just think no totems and I think enchantments, do we let Jinxie
or Los enchant?
Like I don't know bro, like I feel like it's kind of like, I mean it's not in the mickey,
but like I don't know bro, I don't want it to last like more than a week.
My ideal date is from the 5th to the 11th, like we end on like a Saturday or Sunday
or the Friday.
And it's not a does he know moment bro.
Enchantments aren't lamikki
I mean, I don't give a fuck bro. I don't give a fuck
I know the whole time that we're just gonna end up smoking drinking getting in arguments anyway
So that's that but yeah, that's the marathon to look forward to right now
Is it about like two weeks three weeks and then we're going to Japan?
Japan bro, I'm excited for fucking Japan core goes to Japan might hit a little wears Jason
You know what I'm saying not a bad shot. Thank you to the tier two AK. Thank you so much
Um, yeah, bro, it should be pretty cool. And then bro, we have streamer awards
Yo, I'm excited bro, I'm excited
Then we have GTA 5 heist marathon and then we have December where I'm gonna announce I'm doing a marathon of something
I'm not gonna tell you what no one's gonna be able to guess it. It's not a video game. It's an idea
It's a finale to an idea that should give you a little bit of a hint. Um, and
And yeah, bro, it should be pretty cool.
But for today, for anyone wondering,
oh, what are you doing today?
Today, I'm going to do what I saw someone
on my Twitter account told me to do a couple of days ago.
And someone in New York told me,
am I going to TwitchCon?
Before I even talk about today,
yo, should I go to TwitchCon this year or no?
Is it worth going to TwitchCon?
Like, I'm not against going to TwitchCon, right?
Like, I don't think it's a bad stream, right?
I think there's some cool aspects of it.
The problem is usually TwitchCon has a bunch
of interesting humans, can I get a retweet?
But then there's also a bunch of nice people,
but like a lot of the time it's like, I don't know, bro.
Yo, by the way, if you go to TwitchCon,
do not dab anyone else.
Yo, it's not a joke when people say like,
people are sweaty, people don't use deodorant.
That's like a real thing.
Yeah, no, no one does, bro.
Nobody actually does, bro.
So, yeah, I won't be dabbing people up if that's the case,
but I'll give a little bit of a fist pump.
Hey, give me Knuckles Chat, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm not against going,
like I'll go if y'all really think I should.
I'm not against it, bro, at all.
But for today, I'm going to be cameramaning for Laze.
Now, bro, I always see people saying,
yo, Laze is a better cameraman, whatever it might be.
Yo, say on God. Yo motherfuckers are always like what this that the third so we're gonna care man for lays for an hour
Maybe and a half. I have we're gonna do a couple things. It's not too much
I'm gonna have him wear my
I'm just gonna let it happen. Listen, we're gonna do that
You're too fat to be a cameraman. Yo, you're gonna see by the way
You're gonna see that I could genuinely if I wasn't a streamer
I would dead ass be a cameraman and only because bro. I can't really fucking do it bro
I really do this shit bro. I watch my angles watch everything
I'm gonna give you guys the best angles the best everything bro, and I don't want to see this chat saying yo get my angles
Right what this that whatever the fuck it might be bro. You know what I'm saying like bro. I'm not worried
I'm not worried okay, and then we're also gonna do
three apples tall
Yo, can I ask where this like meme came from by the way bug height three apples tall got it bug height yo
Whatever bro, whatever bro. I saw XQC saying that a long time ago, and then I also saw um fucking
Your hello kitty height. Yo, Yana said that one time. How does this make people even remember this? Um, also we will be doing the um
What is it called today the thing that I mentioned yesterday to try not to cringe thing where you guys will do that
And then maybe we'll play a little bit of GTA RP if you guys want me to I don't know
People actually want me to do that, but I'm not against it
I just have to see what time we end because I do got to go to the gym and no that's not cap
Don't do that don't do that fucking cringe shit blah blah blah
Jim Jim Jim I do go to the gym, bro, and that's why I look fucking good. Can I get a retweet, bro?
Can I get a retweet? There's no cap in my fucking rap, bro. I look fucking good Jim gimmick equals funny lol
Yo, you unironically are using this fucking emo, bro
So I mean I don't have anything to argue with you. You should you should just have just took the day off to plan
You have no content. Whatever. It's actually sat out late. So this guy's a three-month sub watch what happens, bro
So he's gone for good by the way that guy will never get on band. You're gonna have to make a whole new account
I've realized by the way that bro. I'm the streamer
I could do whatever I want and when I want and I would I know it's like sometimes a joke
But like bro sometimes it gets a little bit too much and I don't know if anyone agrees a lot of the new viewers
But bro, I'll be honest with you. I'm the streamer. If you don't want to watch, don't watch the people who complain about the content
Yo, if people are complaining about the content, you're not even my core audience
My core audience likes me for what I do and I'm okay with that bro
I'm not gonna cater to the fucking idiots who just want to see something because at the end of the day
They'll they'll just watch anyone right? They're not my core community
So I'm gonna do whatever fuck I want to do and I'm yeah, I'm kind of just sick of it
Bro, because I'm getting to that point where I just want to stream and it's too much bro
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a suck yo dick. Let me know Mario
You need a fucking job and you need to job badly all in favor to get Mario fire drop of me because you're sexually
Harassing me now in a twitch app, bro. I haven't seen you live in two weeks as an EU student. You know what bro?
Yo, yo whisper Mario on twitch bro, and I'm gonna get you I'm a retiree bro. I got you bro
I got you I got you I got you before we do any type of anything
What have you all been doing bro? What is there anything that I need to see yo?
The first clip of the day your rage votes stable granada for streamer of the year. Yo, this shit is just yo stop rose
Oh choose between speed car and jimsy. I'm choosing speed
Why is he wearing this like yo he he looks chop brah my tripping sorry rage, but yeah
But he's on my dog in there
Oh my god
Yo, I'm gonna be honest with you if I somehow win streamer of the year this whole chat will be nuclear
It'll be nuked by tomorrow and then and then not only that I will see my social security number on Twitter
I will tell I will probably see my I'll probably see burger with like his head on a stick outside of my fucking house like
Why does he step on all the motherfucking shimmer to your nominations nigga?
You know I'm saying you hit one of these emotes wide speed not got it
Look and before anybody anybody's on my dick for that choosing sky for shimmer the year
He shouldn't have the year. Okay. He came he came halfway came out the halfway point. I think I'm sorry
So if you shim from the beginning you didn't know I got my dog. I put my dog every year
You know you know I do bro fuck this streamer of the day streamer of the week streamer of the month streamer of the year
Bro, I'm streamer of the decade
I'm the streamer of the fucking decade, bro, like when you look up twitch.tv, bro, look who comes up
No, no, no, look bro. If you look up twitch, look who comes up, bro when you go to images
Who's the first mainstream streamer hold on?
Do you know am I irrelevant wait am I dead ass like like am I actually irrelevant
I swear to God, I was, is that Marlin?
Yeah, whatever, bro, yeah, whatever, bro, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.
But I'm not a random kid, cocksucker.
It's Loki's speed.
I'm not a random kid.
I'm not a random kid.
I'm not a random kid cocksucker
It's low key speed
Or if you know ball this fucking stay warm all though
Yo, I'll be surprised if I get nominated. It's not a humble gimmick, bro
Dude, I really I who knows around who knows who knows right who did ass knows, bro
It's not humble gimmick
It's not humble gimmick not a bad shout question mark
They should add this where one takes damage. They all do so you want me to play a hard core minecraft with
Los and Jinxie where one of us take damage we all do you understand that would generally not end
I'm not kidding. I don't think that would end
What's up, Lace? Thank you for the sub bro. I genuinely don't think that would end would that end like maybe I'm stupid
Maybe I'm fucking crazy. I don't know that's a real challenge
Yo, you guys will always say every challenge that I do is the mickey
There's no point of even fucking arguing with you, bro
There's deadass no point of just even arguing with you like I'm not worried bro. I'm not fucking worried
14th me
Los Ron are going to play every grand theft auto five heist in a single stream
We still need to find a fourth who wants to do it with us
Five days before we should our fourth day for GTA 6 comes out me Ron
Los and a fourth
We don't know who it is yet are going to play every grand theft auto five heist in a single stream
the week of GTXX November that sounded so bad I said SIG in his name SIGI I was
just giving an acronym that's actually fire that's actually hard guys Joe would
never do it here to say you would never I gotta accept I ain't gonna chat a set
we get in by a set bro a set bro I think the fourth I actually said before rage
Even like saying a set I think the fourth should be either rage or Marlon
Marlon is this dog shit
I gave to the give you funny and rage and Los already have chemistry and like bro me and him already have chemistry so
Los I
I'm not doing drew all seeing how Ron bullied you last time. I will be there to rub your tummy if you need be I
Won't be the rage better of the group. You know
I'm down for rage, bro. You got my vote, bro. You got my vote like dead ass serious
Like fuck up
I'm voting wrong for summer of the year. All right
That marathon by the way won't be in person for everyone wondering. Oh do it in person blah blah blah whatever might be
You know, that's not gonna be in person Marathon. It only takes I think like a day. I think to be I think oh nice
You guys are putting OMG bra. It takes like one day to beat that maybe two whatever. What is this?
Is this Bruce okay? This is that either be bad or good reality streamer this
Blend the IRL and desktop content balancing both seamlessly to create consistently entertain experience reality stable Ronaldo
I got it give it to Ron. I got to give it to Ron
Yes, IRL
Ron
Bro, if you try to fuck me to say that yeah, yo, when are you free Bruce?
You know Bruce and I were supposed to do this stream in September and never ended up happening
It always gets delayed
But I want to go to Atlanta and I want to get styled by Bruce for a stream
And then I also want to take out his cars and we want to host a car meet in Atlanta
It should be pretty cool. We had the idea and we would have like Juan
We would have like everyone pull out like everything like bro like it could be really fucking cool, man
It could be really fucking cool
Um, D or K. Yeah, bro. Um, also, I did get a text message from Kai and Bruce. They put me in a group chat. Um, as y'all know, D Y K right now is just under construction. Nothing's really happening. And they asked me there like, yo, bro, um, in the meantime, until we figure out what's going on, would you like to be a part of the group? It's just me, Bruce and you. And I, and I, you know, I didn't really respond yet because like, you know, you know when you get like a text or something like that, and you just want to respond like a day later on.
some nonchalant shit like that's the type of vibe I'm on right now you know I'm
saying so let's get some DRK's in the chat you know what I'm saying let's get
some DRK's DEL Ron Kai bro yep get some oh someone's nice that's not what I
said I did not that's not dork it's not dork bro I'm not a dork can we stop
that what did you just send me am I better get a virus what the fuck is
this? Michelangrip Care Package Agent? What the fuck is this? He dropped a fucking album?
When I fuck fuck this thing
We are slingers got this thing
Fuck this thing
Fuck this thing
We are slingers
We are slingers
Oh nice it's a jersey one
Okay, let's hear this one
Yo, this is sad bro
What are you doing?
She got the missing grip
When I fuck
So
Well
The house remakes.
I mean this is just like unemployment at this point.
I mean this is just like unemployment at this point.
If you ain't got my liquor, give a fuck about dick, I ain't take a...
Hold on.
Give a fuck about what I ain't stripping on.
Hold on.
Niggas lose once like a nigga.
Hold on.
Get pop, hold on, while the niggas ain't drop.
Tell me what he not, I'll spin in blocks.
Which you think a bitch don't got chops?
You think you're good, you can't get shot.
You think you're good and you can't get shot.
Hold on.
Everything but a tool.
My steak and a cake and a pool.
Your move, you stack up.
You think you're good and you can't get shot.
Hold on.
My state etiquette in the pool.
You're a move.
You step.
You got stock in the face for the jewel.
Let me tell you a number one rule.
Matter fact, let me take you to school.
If skin gets black, things can get black.
My mother ever raised no fool.
She got the best swing grip, but I fuck her.
I don't think the proof's no proper.
She got the best swing grip, but I fuck her.
But I fuck her.
But I fuck her.
She got the best swing grip, but I fuck her.
But I fuck her.
But I fuck her.
But I fuck her.
But I fuck her.
She got the best link but I fuck her. She got the best link
This is garbage bro, like what the fuck are you doing, bro?
Like dead shit like what are you releasing? Do you think that this is gonna take you to the next level dropping the Michelin grip care package?
And you're doing the Drake fucking homage, bro. Yeah, what the fuck are you doing, bro? What the fuck are you doing?
You took time out of your day to make this shit play Scooby-Doo
I am, I've seen a butter butter, who's my champ, yeah, I just got on my yacht, that's
a big boat, I just put on a cozy mid-coat.
How the fuck did you drop a song in 1998, what the fuck, how did you drop an album
on 1990?
How did you do this?
Oh my god, my stomach, my stomach, stop.
How did you do this?
This Duke?
Oh, Duke dropped it.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Anyways, that's a good album, bro.
You know, that really inspires me.
Maybe I should drop an album.
Dead serious, bro.
You know what, bro?
Like, low-key...
Dude, yeah.
No, I think I should go back to my music ways, bro.
Bro, like we kind of do this like every now and then we'll come back to it
But bro when I was making music facts or no, I actually I don't even gotta read the chat
Bro, I was him like when we were on the band lab like band lab is where we really made the bangers
It's not no FL studio like bro. Oh my god the me and Jason fucking bro. I don't even know Ohio. Is that this?
But there's just so much like hitting gems
Like bro, JC and I gotta get back into school bro.
Fuck the chat.
We are the chat, bro.
Like we was making different type of fucking music.
Boom, boom, boom.
I'm feeling on the moon, every fuck of me.
I'm gonna say my goons smoking in a pack.
What?
Fuck Daniel Yoon.
Looking at my wrist at a time bitch.
I don't know.
Fucking different bitches.
Hold on wait, it's from Idaho.
You know what the difference was?
You know what the difference was?
You know what the difference was?
Yo, when we made music like this,
the chat would hype it up.
Nowadays it's just turned TSO.
I'm actually falling over call her dominoes so which a bitch in her frame, and I gotta go
He's banished from your tan where we go I say if I'm a nose every time I see you in the room
They say what it all is
He got keys like second tolls
You like this dick bitch?
Yo, you like this dick bitch?
How good is this bitch?
How good is this bitch?
Take the bitch!
Yeah, I need another meal pussy so good off that we're on Venus
I got later that it wasn't pussy it was a penis
I got on top you know I had to start fucking riding
It felt really good looking you were surprising
That's the sound of me
Me sliding, he came on my face and look like Fenecini
Lebron can you finish and I'm getting really sleepy
Nice!
Come on man!
Nice thing you need!
Fuck Kanye West but I still wear that Yeezy
I lost my virginity it was easy
Peezy!
Peezy!
She lacks those intolerable, my dick is really
Peezy!
Pussy so expensive in my mouth, tastes like
Peezy!
Honestly, we're grinding!
It's exciting!
At the IRS, come find me, I have hidein'
In a big old Benz truck
Yeah, we're writing
Many dollar bills in my pocket, bitch, I'm writing
The faces in my pocket, yeah, they're always fuckin' fighting
Bitch, I'm not a Sean Rock, bitch
I'm dying!
Why the fuck you dyin'?
Stop cryin'
Me, me, and the stable, yeah, you know me on that timing
Go to the back of your head, named Bob BDG song
Yeah, it's the fuck, the fuck are y'all talking about?
What y'all talking about, bro?
You're dying!
You're literally dying!
You're dead!
Yo, fuck this shit, bro.
Jason, bro.
Let's get in the studio, bro.
Let's just make some bullshit.
Let's not do this where we're in person,
where we're right next to each other,
trying to get the mic at the same time.
Bro, let's hop on fucking BandLab
on some throwback shit.
Fuck getting on FL Studio.
Let's not do this try hard shit.
Let's just get on, bro.
Make some bullshit.
Make a music video.
What not, bro?
Simple as that, bro.
Simple as that.
What is this, bro?
Plackboy Max had haddy and unk dying last night.
They were really in that unks punch to the ribs,
made him cry.
If there's no punch on camera,
then it's not worth my time.
No punch on camera.
Ron, react to this.
Voss, yeet-strapping an album tomorrow.
A five pack.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
An EP.
Yo, fuck Erie, Pennsylvania, bro.
And everybody who lives there.
Deadass serious bro, fuck that bullshit, no one gives a fuck about, yo, like deadass, no, fuck Erie, Pennsylvania, I'm dead serious bro, fuck that.
This song, I'm low-key excited for though, bro, listen to this.
Yo, you know what I should do for a stream? And let me know if you guys agree. I should try to ban every single toxic emo.
I should ban the term TS off. I should ban the cat looking sideways. I should ban like anything. That's just like negativity, bro
Dead serious
Like I just want to try for a day. The first heist is two players the Felicia job does he know?
Yo, we're gonna figure out all type of mechanics. I heard some of the shit
I'm gonna be honest with you yellow dude with hands up. You're gonna have to buy an account here
I'm gonna be honest with you. I heard that you need like a certain amount of shit for heists
Is that true for some of them or no?
Burger died burger
Hi burger
Classic bro yo for Christmas brush I put a Christmas tree right here. I put a Christmas tree right here, so burger can run on top of it
He was just a baby he's just a baby here, bro. He's just a baby bro. I love bro. I love burger, bro
Jack look at this buddy. He's gonna follow me to the bathroom and then he's gonna run out
I mean look, not wrong, she's gonna follow me, right?
Burger?
Wait, Mario, what the fuck are you uploading?
Can I ever make another better judge than this?
If you leave me a good day, I swear
You're gonna like the idea that you can treat this alive
Not alive!
I'll touch your guitar and let you know
You're gonna like the idea that you can treat this alive
I don't know, because there's gotta be a real problem going on on TikTok right now that this is 105,000 likes, like I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like.
Mario, how do you have the sleeping clips on standby?
Who the fuck is this?
I reposted TS. Yo, bro, you know you could say the word this shit, you don't have to type like in acronyms like we're texting each other, bro.
Like you can you can type like normally man that ass
What's going on here jinx
Why does jinx you look like high quality bro? Um, are you gonna react a np cipher dropping tomorrow?
I
Mean brah who do you think's gonna have the best verse agent Chris Davis?
Casey
Duke Dennis
Phantom
Dude last time who had the best verse. I think it was Phantom. I think
Bro agents about to do some bullshit, bro
Yeah agent do not come on to the cypher just to say Michelin grip or none of that bullshit
Please, for the love of God, bro, keep it to yourself.
We don't want to hear it.
We don't want to see it.
We don't want to do anything
that has anything to do with Michelin grip, bro.
So please keep it to yourself.
That's.
Woo!
We got another shirt, little bit of merchandise.
I love freshman.
Yeah.
Yeah, now this guy's got problems, bro.
This guy's better as got problems.
Look at this.
Know your tricks?
Should we try?
Oh, oh, hey Joe taking it yo dude
I'll be honest with you when I had a dog we chopped off his balls the first week
He was born bro or not weak for the first week
We got him he was already like six months old or something like that seven months old eight months older nine months old one year
Oh, I don't know bro. I don't know when you're supposed to chop it off
But bro when you chop it off bro
They sent us a picture of him laying down like with his mouth like you know, I'm saying
Like bro, can you imagine getting your balls chopped off like dead-ass serious?
Imagine your balls chopped off, bro. It's just fucked up on Chris next door ass
Stokey when core is gonna drop a cypher
What a core do a cypher
No lace come on lacey on the track Marlon the track
motherfucking
You know Jason get on that motherfucking dough. I think I think the only I think the only
Like yeah, bro, and then adapts this three to one
You really think we should drop a cipher on it's just like yeah
The most ACM all in my got y'all bro y'all gonna start singing I could that I
start singing right now like dead serious like I could start singing if
that's what y'all want me to do like I'll start my stream singing bro like no
bullshit bro like if that's what y'all want like I could start just like on
some I could start some on some like melodolic like how do you say it no
I don't know yeah yeah that's gonna just be like oh my god bro yo can you
Imagine a dap getting on a track
Would you lately Mario, it's not be some bullshit. What?
Hold on practice your vocals real quick
I'm seeing a vision though
You can I promise you can you gotta be fully into it, bro
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah, yeah, well, you gotta have confidence.
No, nobody lied to me.
The only one that I'm lying to you is you're starting off good
and then you lose your confidence.
Well, sing that shit, bro.
Bye, come on, just one more time.
Bye, come on, just one more time.
Say, I'm fine.
Bro, he's just tone deaf.
Not allowed to do it.
Bro, sometimes he'll be singing in the house
when I'm around.
I'll start singing a song and he'll repeat it.
And like he'll dead ass say it like back so terrible like it's so tone deaf. It's like insane
Bro, I didn't know you could I thought everyone just like oh
I'm gonna do it. I'ma let it catch the beat play keep saying that line over and out
Just hit a three two one in the beginning bro. We're good. Can I get a re-tweet dead ass, bro?
This company dead ass thinks we're cavemen bro. Me see celebrity
Fuck those table and all those in this suck my penis bro over
I'll just lie and say I'm fine.
Yeah, yeah, I would love to do a cypher though, but I'm gonna be honest with you.
All of us in one room creating music, do y'all think that's possible?
Do y'all think that's possible?
I mean, bro, I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.
I guess she's fine. Wonder when she'll be fine.
She walk past, I press, rewind.
Yeah, I'm not even kidding. We're gonna run out of water one of these days.
these days like just wasting on stupid fucking shit like that bro.
Not bad at all.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna have nightmares the night before.
Yo, since I'm doing the red corporate again, should I stream before?
Or should I stream at the red carpet last year? I streamed before the red carpet and we went all the way there
Yes
Bro, imagine I pull it to the red carpet with a Lamborghini event to do our SVG Roadster, bro
Oh my god, bro, that would be fucking Pete bro like
Like bro, just hop down. We're just listening to fucking like devil devil in a new dress or whatever the fuck the song is
And then it's just like Rick Ross's fucking verse comes up, and I'm just sitting there like oh sit. I'm a bro
I'm actually just imagining it
What are you saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know more than shit. I don't want to listen to this you got to
This is the one concert I wish I went to did anyone go here or no
The only concert I wish I ever went to do you think they'll ever be a time where yay and fucking Drake do a show together again
Before we start to I write you have AI Ron because he's a good rapper
This one's really like he goes hard in this one.
I'm coming off his ass wrecking, I'm getting 20 million off the record, just the off-heats
record, nigga that's a record.
I'm living like I'm out here on my last adventure, past the present when you have dimension.
It's not me y'all, it's just, it's not me.
Alright, let's go through the Twitter comment real quickly and then we'll start on what
we gotta do.
Um, first and foremost by the way, how did I look today, chat?
This is my picture I tweeted, you know what I'm saying?
Oh look bro, how about look man.
I look good or no, you look, you look ugly.
Bro what are you talking about, bro?
I be using like face patches, face eye things,
and bro I feel good, bro, I feel good.
I feel more confident recently, bro.
That's all I need to know, bro.
As long as you're confident, yeah.
Stoini, that's not me, that's a little ass fucking kid.
Yeah, Jason was all over gay Twitter.
I don't know if anyone saw it.
I saw quote retweets of this video of Jason
And they were saying like, oh, I need that in my fucking mouth.
I need to fuck that, whatnot.
And yeah, bro, congratulations, Jason.
Welcome to Zwitter.
Try four days without a stable or an auto stream.
Yeah, this is so bad.
Right?
Yeah, you got it just, yeah.
Oh my god.
I did anything I actually missed,
because I already reacted to some of this.
Yo, by the way, whoever this is, jump in, underscore,
bro, die in a fire.
Cause I saw this original tweet, I saw this original tweet and had like 7k likes and it's like bitches will eat 10 Kaniyia combos back to back and worry about microplastics.
Yo, it's like go fuck yourself, man. Like actually go fuck yourself. Like what is your problem? Like why do you have to like, you know, like I don't know, bro.
He cooked you? Brother, I look good here first of all. And if you don't use iPassers, that's your own fault.
Wow, look at this, bro. I was wearing the Balenciaga shorts, bro.
Yo, you know what's insane?
And the streamer award goes to manifesting?
Does he know?
Who remembers this day?
Oh my god, wait.
Streamer awards, stable, is there like the official live stream where I definitely did
this?
Like I actually did like the beforehand.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Like the broadcast?
Or no?
I don't think I could find it.
Oh my god.
Wait, this one was three years ago.
the fuck did I look like?
What the fuck did I take that?
Yo, do you see how fucking depressed and fat I used to be?
Dude, don't take the money and there's a sp-
Bro, um, I can't find it.
I can't find it. I can't find the original stream.
Every stable Renoto stream bot in order
ain't no way this guy's got, hold on.
Who the fuck owns this channel?
Who is this?
Wait, what was when was streamer Wars last year December?
What was it?
August October. Oh my god, this guy's got every fucking ball in November December
Oh
Who was here for us
Yo, you'll never make me go to a buzz cut ever again, yeah, look how chopped I am
Yo shut up with a V bro
Wait, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Oh my god, is it right here? I was getting my makeup done
Oh, I was so fucking cute
Stay with me, my love.
Just stay with me, my love.
And remember this,
for the rest of your life,
stay with me, my love.
Stay with me, my love.
Stay with me, my love.
Oh, yeah!
Little did I know, little did I know, bro.
Does he know?
Does he fucking know?
Yo, if I lose, who could I lose to this year?
Like, let's be real here, let's not lie.
Rekai?
Dude.
If I lose, what is this?
Put this right now.
Put this right now.
Ew, bro.
Yo, this might have been my worst setup ever.
Facts are no.
Bro, the lighting is disgusting.
The camera is disgusting.
Mark my words.
The face is disgusting.
By next year, without a fucking doubt, I will be nominated for a streamer of the
fucking year and I will be a contestant for winning that look at this chat bro
cat looking sideways here he goes oh look at all these fucking followers
bro no leaders here bro look at this try ban everyone who hated on me like
they're spinning oh no no no actually just disgusting type of chat bro Ron you
have to bring back this hair I mean bro we talked about this so much bro I'm
telling you bro I'm telling you I look sexy McDonald's hairline yo Saeed bro
just get your laugh out bro hey bro shut up yeah this channel is actually
goaded who owns this bro I know it's not you Boba so who actually in this oh
Oh my god, the Wendy Ortiz drum with full stream.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
What a fucking error.
The Minecraft marathon I did with Jason and Adapt.
Remember when Adapt quit?
Phasemus aware, bro.
Wait, what was my last stream before aware?
Oh my god, the Big Bear stream.
Are you, are you holding a ball right now?
Like a dancer something you know, I look like a fucking item shop skin
This big bear actually a curse or no
Yo chat
Should we go to Big Bear chat for a stream? Yeah, I'm just having a short stream of the floor
We're just having some stuff off-camera like obviously I'm going through camera right now at the moment
Don't know worry about obviously, but I wouldn't have a cameraman for going out right now
Don't worry though, everything's good.
Everyone's healthy.
They know later in the day.
So honestly, I'm gonna call it, but like, bro,
it was a good stream.
And then, and then Silky the Vtuber, bro.
Look at this shit, bro.
He was on a fuckin' monitor.
He had his shoes under him.
We didn't even plan this shit
where his shoes were under him.
And, uh, they not show this too much.
I mean, you know, you know how he goes.
But damn, bro, I was really wearing these shorts,
bro.
Who would I lose through this year?
I got nominated and who would I lose to bro if Rekai gets nominated
I'm gonna probably lose bro. I'll be honest with you. I feel like I could lose drew all shut the fuck up
It's not gonna do with me
It doesn't matter if you could do desktop or not bruh
It's whoever gets the most votes and last time you guys didn't I guess vote for me. You guys hate me
So after leaving the sidemen case I had to admit streamers like I should speak Kaisen at Marlin or more famous than him
The speed more famous he is
Guys I would admit speed is more famous to me
He's done it he's more famous I lost the famous battle speeds more famous guys more famous
He's more famous. Well, I'm not him anymore
No, bro knowledge bro knowledge bro don't let that be man two years ago aware hashtag late-night finds
Wow
Was this the first of it on is this the first or the second one
Damn, bro, you know, it's crazy. I still want to I don't know if it would be a good stream
But like I really want to try to get contact. It's called Griffin asked
I want to go through the first house, bro
We never got a chance to actually go into the first house like we never got to revisit it
But apparently it's a fucking like crackhead house like or something like that now
Hey, it's me wrong. Hey, it's me wrong. Hey, good question. You know the first time
with on house is there ever a way we could get in there? For a fucking good vibes nostalgia
form that I'll get like a couple clips out of. I mean, we have to see if someone's
living there and if they are, then I have to see if they're okay with it. It's apparently
a crack house like apparently there's a bunch of like crack heads there but they told me last
time to contact the owner that I should be able to do it.
Crack heads?
Yeah, it's like a big rehab thing, I don't know.
Okay, well then you should be a little more sensitive.
Well, no, last time they told me there was someone that was like really scary like outside.
Like it was crazy.
Listen, bro, at the end of the day, bro, I'm just trying to get my kekwas out.
I didn't know rehab was the right terminology.
Maybe I'll get, click that a contact.
Let me text the old land or the landlord a sub there and bug W griff, bro, the griff, bro. Peace, man. Hi, I did
bear grinder. All right. I'm not on grinder. Don't listen to him. You know, that's just it's not
true. I'm not on grinder, bro. I'm not on grinder. Ron, the water in my city is gone. Can you door dash
me some water. Okay, so your first instinct when you don't have water in your fucking
house is to go into stable Renoto's chat, who probably lives across the world from you,
and then you ask me to door-dash, bro. Get off your fucking ass and go door-dash it
your fucking self, bro. Jesus. I don't care, bro. I don't care. Elron, my dick. Don't
care. God. God, bro. Jesus. This dude owns the VOD channel. LeBron James? What a good
fucking guy, bro. What a good fucking guy. Damn, bro. First sub of that was kind of a VOD.
71 hours, day 22. 42,000 subs. Wow. Good fucking chat, man. W chat. Lost media. What the
fuck is this? Eww! Do you look how young I look? What the fuck? Dude, I was just a baby.
I was just a fucking baby. Was I better looking as a kid? I know that sounds weird.
I'm taking over
Yo ladies bro, can you bring the camera up bro? I think it's time for us to work. Us. Yes
Us. We need the professional camera though. I'm gonna be working for real for real
I'm working. Alright Ron watch this
I'm sexy
Okay, hold on
Um, what is that emote? He trying to ignore it? Why do I see a dog lit next to a fire?
I'm just clicking random shit. Why is that a fucking emote, bro?
Alright, while we wait for Laze, bro.
Oh my god, bro. It's like every fucking day.
KSI finds himself cringing the infamous podcast.
The old-
KSI going through a midlife crisis? What's going on? Why am I seeing so many clips?
me was saying oh I care about views and subs and all of that I don't care about
that anymore well I just want to have a good life I just wanna have fun I thought
I was moving mad do you think you regret leaving the sidemen without but I know
it sounds like parasocial but I'm actually curious yo Yugi what are you
Sending me what stop stalling nigga?
Stop stalling
Caution yo Yugi your whole stream right now is just stalling you guys could have finished your marathon
But you've been doing it for extra hours, so you seem like you're grinding more all you're doing is just playing the fucking game
Losing on purpose so that you extend your hours, so you look out of OSCS that you grind the most bro
I watched you play bro. You're purposely selling purposely dying
So that you keep the marathon going for ad revenue, bro. Simple as that simple as that, bro
And I'm right and I'm right. I'm actually right. He's right and
Goddamn bro for the love of God for the fucking chat for the community for everyone, bro
Take the fucking nose filter off bro. We're tired of seeing this
Please
No wait he switched off yo we're late that yelp my balls smell good for the first time
bro smells like actual flower and just like going through like a flower field
bro oh nice just smells notes like actually good bro it's like it's like
it's like good bro no I'm dead-ass
Yeah, what's up, bro? Yo, what's up, man? Are you good? Yeah. Are you ready?
Bro ladies you got a girlfriend now
Bro ladies by the way truck do not message Lee's he's dating right now. He's in a relationship
Bro, he's in a relationship, but his a his ass trying to ignore it y'all
Oh, yo his yo yo his ass is trying to ignore it
Yo, his ass is trying to ignore it
His ass is his ass is trying to ignore it y'all
Yo, his ass is trying to ignore it
Do his asses
Guys ready
Um that one unfunny motherfucker trying to keep up with the lingo lulw
Got it. You got it. I mean, it's just like
You're just using these emotes and this is so fucking cringe man. It's just so cringe
Ron you're looking healthier today, I always look healthy, so don't need to see that type of message
Even though it is kind of positive, don't need to see it.
I'm always healthy, so yeah.
Is there a raccoon living in your hair?
My hair looks perfectly fine.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Get a haircut.
Yo, it's cause I haven't fucking showered today, bro.
Okay, I know it's nasty, but I haven't showered.
So like when I shower, it's more flat.
Is that what you guys want?
God damn.
It's good?
Mm-hmm.
Fuck.
God damn.
Yeah
So let me just get my coldest fucking I remember it's cold as fucking here too
Before we do anything check out this guy right here look at this guy up look how fucking cute this guy is yeah
From like who's
I look kind of chopped to that, huh?
Alright y'all, today's IRL stream, everyone say hi to the YouTube, whatever it might be.
There was this clip of Kaisenat basically where he cameraman for his cameraman and he
He nominated every streamer to try to camera him for their camera man.
So today I'm going to let Laze drive my car, use my credit card, whatever it might be, and
I'm going to camera man him.
So we're going to attempt to do a camera man for 24 hours.
It's only going to be like 2 hours maybe.
So today I'm going to camera him for Laze.
So listen man, go easy on my angles y'all.
Don't tell me to be quiet too much.
I'm new to this, you know, so imagine this is like a new cameraman, bro.
You're sitting open all the time.
Yeah, bro, just like, you know, don't be too mean to me, you know.
Oh, bro.
No, bro, you have to treat it like this is your story.
Oh, no, no, no.
Like, you have to get, like, if you're mad at them, if the angle's not there.
I'll tell you.
Like, bro, no, you've got to tell me, bro.
I'll tell you, bro.
Hi, bro.
Here, give me that one.
But, you know, once, listen, once I hold this camera, you have to be full
effect.
Like, you've got to be energetic, like, you're the streamer.
Yeah, it's my stream, I'm gonna do shit how I want.
Alright bro, alright.
Hold on.
No rush, you're good.
Now once I put this on it's like...
Hey, what's going on?
I'm sleeping there like...
Oh, let me just make sure.
Hey, you know, we have those four of them in your pocket too, bro.
Wait, really?
Yeah. Welcome to the life.
Oh, fuck.
Here you go.
Okay, hey, wait, hold on.
Let me just...
And if the battery starts dying, it's gonna plug that bad boy in.
When will I know of it?
I already checked my resume. I got this. Don't worry about me.
No worries, no worries.
Yeah, it's not my first day on this side of the job.
You got like an outfit picked out, like an inspo.
You're somewhere right now.
I could probably go change, maybe.
I gotta tighten this real quick, give me one second.
Make sure you do your intro and whatnot, you know.
Yeah.
Alright guys, what's going on? We're back on the stream, you already know.
I'm just gonna go get changed real quick. Y'all can hold on.
Today we're gonna be hanging out with my boy Bev Seas and me driving this around.
Probably gonna go to Best 5, probably gonna get some food.
Check out these hippie-dippy fucking Disney Channel camera angles.
We're on right here, they can see me, bro, it's all good.
I'm gonna just go change real quick, then we're gonna go find out.
Wait, what are you gonna change then?
I'll just go change real quick, y'all. Y'all just be easy.
Alright, I'll just talk to the chat.
Yeah, what's up y'all?
Alright, this is my first day of being a camera man y'all, you know how I'm coming
You know what I'm saying, I look good
What's up chat, hey!
I'm a camera man, oh!
Yeah, let's do this
Yeah, are you good?
Yeah, they're showing a lot of love, bro
Are you good or what? What are you doing?
I'm good, I'm good
You got an outfit or something?
Just a long bro
Are you sure?
But are you good like everything's fine?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, bro.
I'm going to just pant myself.
Oh.
Y'all ready?
Damn.
Cut.
You're much more.
You like it.
Let me see how they look.
They look good.
Damn.
They're just kind of like...
Yeah, that's not bad, bro.
Like, wait, maybe I'll take the sort of one.
For more, I'm getting angles.
Yeah, please.
You got that shawng, though.
Okay.
I'm not too hot.
This is hot.
Okay.
Or I'm getting angles, yeah, please.
You got that shit on, though, little key.
I'm not sure why.
This actually look good.
Yeah, real.
I mean, that's not exactly even bad.
Damn, I actually look kind of skinny today, Chuck.
All right.
All right, uh.
Uh, burger's good.
Mod's pinnit.
Got my key.
All right.
You have the key?
Bought the best unit of drive.
I got a driver for the day.
Oh, got a driver?
Yeah.
Oh god? Yeah.
Alright.
I'm gonna do this.
You wanna show him the house maybe?
Just like, yeah, actually, we'll see if any of our friends are home.
Lacey!
He's right here.
Lacey!
Maybe he's in there, maybe he should go in.
He's not in here.
Yeah.
You always come out of water.
All right, man.
Thank you, bro.
Hey, bro.
Bro, you can ease up a little, bro.
I'm firing you.
Like, I think the ball's moving right now.
I think we're good, like, you know what I'm saying?
Do you feel like, you know?
I'm just making sure that you light these angles, bro.
Like, I don't want to get fired.
Yeah, no, we're good.
It's okay bro. It's okay.
I used to live in Wisconsin where I used to try and make this a full time job.
How long ago when you were living there?
Oh you know some crazy shit bro. Some like some much shit.
Are you texting your girlfriend?
Call them back so you're seeing if Jason's live too.
Yo Jason!
Dude, I fucking hate this house bro.
You know who in lives here?
It's like I'm gonna live in a content house for what?
Yo, what's up, bro? I just went live you kind of do some shit
In the theater, I will pull up in a sec you down to go drive
All right, you bet
You bet you can talk dude. It's all it's all photo bring your bro. I'm almost out of breath
It's okay, don't worry, bro. Let's take the mods or something.
Mods, do you guys pin in my shit?
Dude, I might not be hit by any hair.
It's okay, they can deal with a little half.
Little day in the life in the courthouse.
We just fixed the theater.
We got to look out the speaker.
Oh, my God!
Wait, that's scary, dude.
Hold on, hang on.
Welcome to the, welcome to the Cora Theater, bro.
You want to take a song?
No, we can go.
What do you got here?
I'll have it.
I'll have it.
Turn it off.
My angles.
Angles are good, bro.
Angles are good.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
I just want to make sure my angles are good.
At ladies HQ, bro, as long as the stream is rolling, that's all we care about,
bro.
Okay.
As long as we can run those ads.
Here.
No, let's.
What do you want to listen to?
Here.
I'm gonna pick out a song I can't do this. It's okay, bro
Once we get in the car, it's gonna be fire fire you dude. I'm not gonna send you back to Jerry Hill
No, just go on my go on my whoa, whoa, whoa the phones are like
Why don't you have that out?
How long do I pick it?
Uh...
Wait.
There you go.
Story from your balance to your stomach.
Now we can talk.
Spend your balance.
I need to take to the economy.
To the economy.
Now we can talk.
This is our speaker system.
What do you think? Do you like it?
I know this is a lot for you. Do you like it?
This is the system.
I like it when you be stormin', openin' everything
Come here by the morning, make some last
All I gotta be honest, take this footage
You know that I'm alright
It's like a good boy, we're gonna get lost in
This, you know, it makes my team in motion
I'm gonna fake the song, but keep it calm
Ready to go to your court?
It's like a good boy, we gonna burn around
It's like a good boy, we're gonna burn around
So we on that card and don't know
I got black and white, bitches knockin' at my door
We like money around here so that copyright issue can come out of nowhere.
Yeah.
That's a lot of copyright.
We'll wait for our producers to go out of the studio too.
Okay.
Hey, do you mind lowering that for copyright issues?
Yo, I'm not going to get paid!
got it bro
What do you want to hit bro?
Uh, maybe, maybe, uh, foods?
Well, I know, I know, I know, I know Best Buy might have some cool stuff.
Oh
You want Pokemon cards or maybe some other cards?
Nice
Alright, we should be done here any second now.
Oh, if you're my driver, you're the driver today, we're paying help.
I know, I just got off the lazy too, I just got off the lazy.
Hey, gotta give credit or credit to the panther in, bro.
Uh, I think we're gonna take my, uh, my Mercedes.
Your Eurus?
We could take my Eurus, do you want to drop my Eurus?
The keys are in my room.
Yo mods, does he want to drive the ears?
Yo mods, you feelin' that?
Ah, what they gonna say?
I feel like I'll just see him done along the way.
You've done anything before we did?
What are you talking about?
I'm just, I'm trying to feel like streaming shit, I don't know.
Can I uh, can I use the marathon?
You lost the camera talking about it.
Okay, sorry.
Go back and brace.
Should be on ISO's good, please chat.
Maz, let me know if the ISO's bad, add a little text to me.
It might just be on auto too, so you don't have to worry.
And I think the optimal play here is like,
you can just get in the front seat.
Well, I don't know if he's gonna go a little bit over there.
What?
No, you can just sit next to him.
But you get in first, get my good side.
Hey, don't whack.
Dude, that fucking, my shorts are fly.
I'm not even trying to pull me.
Let's get out the mods too.
Yeah, make sure to read your chat,
make sure you interact.
Of course.
Make sure everyone's happy.
We gonna see Valin 2026.
Oh, yeah!
Do you guys know this move?
All right, I need to take a drink of water,
bro, it's getting hot in here.
All right, where are we off to first?
I'm gonna move.
Uh-oh.
your bro we don't need these dizzy channel camera angles bro as long as you can see me
let me check mods
mods are we good? is everyone having fun?
is everyone having fun mods?
it's my camera overheating
is everyone having fun mods?
I know it's probably heavy, let's shut the hell up.
I gotta enable fucking carplay in the settings, bro.
Hey, mods, are you guys okay? Is everything good?
Is everyone having fun in the... is this good content right now?
Okay, there's a yes.
Okay.
Put it in the spot.
Put it in the spot.
You gotta go to your settings, bro.
I don't know how to carplay.
I need to turn off carplay in the fucking settings.
What do you do now?
I don't know how.
You'll do the microphones in the wrong setting.
Will you keep it on that one?
I've never changed it, yeah.
Dude, that was the whole thing.
Oh, that's what you're supposed to say.
Bro, fuck you.
You're the cameraman.
You're the cameraman, it's your job. You're supposed to know shit like this.
Don't ask me bitrate, don't ask me microphone,
don't ask me ISO, don't ask me anything.
You wanted a job, you got it. You know what you're doing.
I'm streaming. I'm the one who's supposed to
sit here and make the money. You just sit there and fucking
do nothing, you dork.
Is my shit good up there?
If it's blowing you honestly you can just connect to your phone
And honestly boys the thing about being a reality streamer the year is like this is the reality of it
Sometimes there's gonna be a little technical difficulties
And if you guys are having a hard time in the chat room where you guys are feeling a little bored
Maybe make a friend probably someone in the chat's having a rough day, bro
I'll go that rough day. I will probably maybe recommend
How does my camera have a mouth?
Where are we going?
Definitely not Terminal A. Let's see how far Best Buy is.
You're not hungry or anything?
Yeah, I'm usually eating. I'm Best Buy first at the segment.
It's okay.
Just trying to get your angles right.
Oh, that's just a good side.
Mons.
Mons, how do you feel about this?
OK.
Oh, that's the closest one.
Yeah.
It's letting everything's around it.
OK.
Oh, did you chain the chat, bro?
Yeah, no worries.
Oh, you got to enter the chat.
Starting route to Best Buy, Woodland.
All right.
Head south on ParkSouth.
All right.
Mons.
Where am I?
Oh.
Yo, I'll fix my shit.
Yeah.
You get it off?
Yeah, I'm just going to unplug my phone, yeah?
I don't know.
Go to your maps and just mute it.
I'm so dumb, I think.
Oh wait, I gotta go do it on hand.
Dude, guys, I know that's your camera, man.
I'm just, I mean, I should have muted it.
It's my first day.
It's okay to whine.
I honestly, that call me off of R2.
It's not very often you hear the fucking A.I. saying your address.
Oh fuck!
Jesus.
I don't think they know our address, that's good.
Damn, no more leeway.
Wait, where if I-
Oh fuck.
You play it solo or?
Nah, if one of you wanna read my chain, I have to stay with my neck fucking extended a million years.
Oh.
Dude.
Entertain them, bro.
Okay.
Is this a phone time or friend time?
Okay.
Is this phone time or friend time?
So I can plug my phone to reach out.
Yo, is this phone time or friend time?
Wait, is this the thing?
Yo, just let the phone do the work.
Alright, bet.
Careful, Betsy, the phone might slide around in fall.
Oh, wait, does the sunroof open too so we can get some more accession in here?
That's good.
Everything's good?
Everything's good.
Everything's good?
How do you feel?
I don't know.
So how's everyone feeling right now, bro?
If you guys are watching me in the chat right now,
I can't actually have my chat open because the phone
charges a little short.
Here, dude, I can give you mine.
Oh, that's actually a good shout.
Thank you.
That's very nice of you, bro.
OK, everyone's good.
OK.
So honestly, if you guys were to rate the stream vibes,
not even on some dick-riding shit, like 1 through 10,
how are you guys feeling right now?
Guys, come on the cameraman.
Kind of like our cameraman.
They're casting me
But you see these strategic angles I look they can't see over y'all
Actually, can you close the Sun it's kind of blinding. Thank you
Whoo, oh my god, that's a good angle and you can see as it's closing to yeah
So honestly our mission today when we get inside of Best 5 is to maybe just look around connect to a couple JBL speakers
Bother a couple employees and not buy anything maybe go sit in the sound room
Walk, there's some new Pokemon shit that just dropped, but shout out to all the scalpers y'all
It definitely cleared out those shelves got to get it how you gotta so I can't be mad
Hopefully you know we can do things like this and that and just do a little bit of that
Maybe a little cane segment
Maybe honestly that's a good shot. That's a good shot. We'll have to go to Cain's
Honestly, you can get a Kaniyak too if you want.
Really?
Yeah.
You can get a Kaniyak.
Dude, no.
We'll come triple Kaniyak.
Yeah, we'll come triple Kaniyak.
We'll come down the front, two in the back.
Thank you, dude.
Extra sauce, extra toast, no slob, we're good off all that, we are good off all that.
And we just got back from New York Fashion Week, so that was a movie.
Bro, chat.
Yo, mods.
Yo, mods.
Did you guys see New York Fashion Goon Week?
Who saw that?
And honestly mods where you guys are there too because a lot of people were just putting our favorite outfits on bro
And it was just like great to see like there was boys girls
They them everybody who wanted to show up decided to like oh, I'm gonna show up bro because you gotta realize bro in life
No one's gonna tell you shit, bro
No one's gonna tell you shit and if they do don't let someone who took three seconds to type a hate message
Give you more than three seconds to think about it. Okay fuck what these people have to say bro
You spoke with these people out to say if you want to start blowing shit up start blowing shit up
If you want to come evil for the rest of the year come evil for the rest of the year, bro
We're currently having the southbound on low on the highway right now
If anybody wants to get a drone shot, well, if you're in the chat outlaw switch it
I'm sure you have their ingest coming past adapt here. No fucking pan. You're a joke. I just
When you said it sir, you can have your phone back to
Let's see what the mod...
Okay, we have a message coming in from Calum210202.
I thought laser was black.
That is not the case, my friend.
That is not the case.
We have some other...
Yo guys, chill on the L cameraman.
You guys realize, like,
cameraman, they're gonna have the chat open, bro.
I don't think he wants to be seeing that stuff, bro.
Exactly, he's human.
It's his first time living.
This is first time living, like be easy on him bro.
Can I put my chat up in here or is it gonna buzz the mic?
You can do it and then if they say it's lagging,
just be a little wary.
But you can put it in there if you want.
Okay.
And also if there is a little bit of traffic boys,
if you're wondering like,
oh what's up with the mods,
what's up with the car segment,
ah, ah, outlaw's not doing this.
It's okay, voice.
You gotta realize bro, what day is it right now?
It's a smooth Wednesday, September 16th,
2.43 p.m. Here in fucking California, bro. Guess what that calls for school people are getting out of school
Okay, so if you're wondering like oh, this that and third people are just trying to walk home, bro
Packers lost
Packers did lose guys
Okay, okay, let's do this then go ahead and type me in the chat if you guys watch Packers versus the refs
Who watched that game because Jordan love is the second current quarterback for passing yards in the NFL with the
30 second rated offensive line. You know what I'm saying? There's a lot of
quarterbacks that go out there and they'll have the best offensive line you
could ask for but they're throwing meatball subs with pickles down the
field bro. Jordan Love's throwing dots. Jordan Love is throwing fucking dots bro.
And how many of you boys in the chat room played fantasy football this year?
Personally I went against Kayla Williams and still somehow decided to win
fantasy by 50 points this week. Bro just shut up and entertain them. This is
entertaining it's my shit it's my stream I do this shit I know it goes viral I'm
the fucking Carson Wentz so do you guys think Carson Wentz is gonna take a
calamari spot do you guys think that he's gonna take a calamari spot or not
if he keeps playing good dude I'm tired bro should we get you a red bull
I miss being happy well up for the first day of the rest of your life kid
get ready to hold my shit straight. Callum Murray is dog shit. Callum ah
callum ah callum ah I wouldn't say that bro I wouldn't say that bro he
definitely I will say a little bit of a lousy hit by the Packers I definitely
don't support that but hopefully it gets healed. Do you think maybe they want to see what I look like?
Honestly, yeah, here.
Voice, and so for, I'm gonna do a quick little
camera interview because a lot of people are wondering
like, oh, we see you got a new cameraman,
you're new to this IRL streaming,
every IRL streamer has a cameraman,
so I'm just gonna pant him, you guys show him love,
hard eyes, kissy faces, winkies, sexual messages,
just keep it fair.
And here he is, this is my cameraman.
His name is Ronnie Nets, he's from Tel Aviv
And he's a very beautiful boy.
I'll be happy to tell you.
Ah.
Here at the stable, or here at the Lays HQ,
we get shit done, bro.
Everybody's on our side.
We're with fucking everyone, bro.
No one is ever against us.
And we're just, wait, honestly, who's in the front?
Who's driving today?
And I'm here with.
What?
Hey, how's it going?
What?
Where are we headed?
Where?
All right.
Yo, mods.
And as you can see, we're gonna be driving down right now.
We're gonna be passing up pretty soon.
This place called Uba Tuba.
Have you guys ever had that place?
It's got like, honestly, protein,
like healthy related eats.
It's pretty good.
I've definitely gotten like a coconut smoothie from there.
It's pretty good.
Woo, that's interactive as fuck!
Yo, Kai, if you're watching right now,
you can see how my cameraman's moving.
He's acting like, you know, this interactive shit.
Go ahead and sign my boy, bro.
He's coming different.
He's coming different, bro.
Oh yeah, they got Icai, that's what they have.
Did you guys watch the Vivette show?
And was anybody in my chat, please don't lie, bro.
Were you guys at the show though?
Were you guys at the show?
Not just watched it.
Dude, is this fucking phone time entertain them?
Mods, I'm reading the chat mods.
If it was phone time, I'd be playing a game
texting hoes but I'm reading my chat okay?
You got a chatter coming in asking if you've got a girlfriend?
Uh, mods, I do not have a girlfriend, mods.
And also mods, if you wanna just go ahead and ban the word GF,
ban the word girlfriend, ban the word Kimmy, ban the word Boba,
ban the word devil, they're all related so if you guys just want to ban any word that has to do with anything like that,
mods just clean up this fucking chat and ban anybody you try to get around it to.
Please, I'm sick of all that fucking shit.
Cameraman's breathing loud as fuck?
Yo.
Why are you saying devil is related to boba?
Is my camera in on the fucking phone right now?
I gotta go bathe them.
Is my calling me?
Is my hopefully taking a scheduled phone call on the job right now?
Did you have a fucking alarm for that call?
Oh
Bro, I mean come on bikes, you know bro come on. It's just my girl bro. It's okay. I'm gonna go for a bad care man
bro
Honestly, no, you can't bro. Fuck no absolutely not bro. You can't I'm not
Shit drive a fucking girlfriend as a streamer. Oh, no, bro
You think I need distractions in my life? I'm all I'm fucking foot on the gas or no
I'm cut off to the metal bro
Like this is what this is what this is how I am right now, right? This is this is what I have right you get a girlfriend
Now now you got now you got shit over here. Now you're heading over this lane, right?
Okay, this is how it needs to be bro, and this is how it is when you have a girlfriend, bro
This is how it needs to be this is how it is when you have a girlfriend
You want to take the fucking easy road you want to take the good road where you're just grinding
You don't want to take the rocky road, bro, and I'm not talking about Rocky Bobo, bro
Honestly that's
I don't know if you guys ever heard Ike sandwiches, bro, or whatever it's called
Photo booth with the 5's
Yo, photo booth, appreciate the 5 gifted, bro
Thank you, bro
If you guys ever had Ike sandwiches, bro
Oh my god, it is absolutely to die for
I got put on by this, uh, I don't know
This streamers, like, cameraman
I don't know, some fucking idiot
I don't know, I think his name's Gilbert or something
I don't know, I think his gig is like, he like takes pictures
Anyways, he told me to go to Ike's
And I actually went there and it was really fucking good
I don't know if any of you guys have had that either and funny enough the one by us is actually right next to Tel Aviv burger
Funny enough. They're actually next door neighbors. So a lot of the people that you'd see at Ikes are also wearing the cute little hats.
I get the Drake May special. Oh fucking extra loaded meatball sub. Can't go wrong there, bro. Yo mods, what's the ETA looking like?
Seven minutes and 1.7 miles. That's not even bad, bro
And there's something you'd like to share?
No, I'm just trying to share.
Angles are right.
Just checking.
You're in the car, so if I keep it like this,
the level is not that good.
I'm trying to get the level where the sun is blaring on you.
It's also just like a relatable angle.
Like, oh, I'm in the car with you type of thing.
Because like a lot of the time, like, oh, cool.
Now I'm here, like, oh, that's not relatable.
Like, bro, look, I'm just chilling.
A lot of the time when you're in the car,
you usually are like slumped all the way down like that.
So it is honestly a relatable angle, bro.
And I'm just wearing my Balenciaga shorts.
Hey, when we get into this Best Buy, though,
I don't know how well they know me,
so if you could just keep it low a little bit.
I don't know if any of these guys
are gonna be rocking with me.
I don't know, you know what I'm saying?
How they're feeling, this, that, and the third.
But I did go to Fashion Week, though.
I did do that.
I was at Kaisen at shit.
That was pretty cool.
I was sitting behind Lauren Hill, I sat behind Jaden Smith,
I sat behind Lauren Hill's son,
and I sat behind another guy, forget his name.
He has very long hair, he was recently taken.
They're all spamming that Lacey just got arrested
in case you care.
I know you probably don't give a flying fuck
but act like you do for the camera
so that the viewers know.
Well, I should call them.
He's getting arrested, I'm not gonna check his shirt.
Make sure you, make sure you act like you care, please.
I do care, I gotta call him right now.
He's just getting fucking arrested.
I'm about to call, I'm about to reverse call 911 on his ass.
I'm gonna call 911 to save him.
Let him know you're streaming too.
I will.
Dude, he doesn't know you.
I'm going to check your stream, I'm going to check your stream, yo mods, mods I'm going
to check your stream, yo mods, alright I need a mods now, this fucking close they're lucky
they gave a little tap it feels any longer than a 1.5 second honk I would have aired
there shit up dude and I got to give you props because I go to this fucking fart
stream and his retarded ass cameraman is recording their feet like bro we don't
give a fuck about what shoes you're wearing we don't care about the ground
dude just record Lacy and his fucking brother bro my god let me see how we're
holding up beautiful cameras on my face I look flaws fuck got a beautiful
fucking driver in the front cute shit behind the cam everything is going
Perfect right now, bro. I can really get behind this streaming shit
They're probably gonna Sam hard eyes. I don't even have to look I don't even have to look they're definitely Sam hard-ass
We're coming crazy right now. This stream of shit. Loki isn't even that bad
It's like damn. I'm about to go to Best Buy and spend money and then I have to go to like oh
My god to go get food and spend even more money. Yo mods slash commercial 180 pay for my whole fucking day
Sample easy as that bro easy as fucking that now I'm chillin everything we do
today is on the house plus song bro because we know we're gonna be running
more than that ad we just keep watching on 22 minutes of ads per hour bro you
guys want to go watch live TV you guys want to watch sports they have
commercials bro welcome to real life welcome to live streaming watch a
commercial bro I got two kids at home and bills to pay I'm gonna run those
fucking ads and you're not gonna tell me not to bro my kids crying at
because he doesn't have formula.
Okay, I'm gonna crank up the ads.
We're gonna get you that formula.
Simple as that, bro.
My God.
Just because I have three-
Jack shit, W.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
They're saying they just got an ad.
Oh, you got five gifts from Gabby.
Yo, Gabby, thank you so much for the five gifts
that my kid will be eating tonight
if my cars are paid off.
I currently have about four cars at my house.
I have this weak ass maybach this your ass, but I low-key think it's fake
I got a portion of basement and then I'm letting my driver drive my other car right now
So as long as they're all filled up with gas
Was it from the exit yo yo hit the exit. Thank you, bro
Yo, hit the exit. Thank you so much for the five gift that will also be much obliged by kids
That might be able to feed one of my kids
My second kid might just have to starve for the day, bro
But honestly start starving young keep them keep them skinny, bro
No, I want a fat-ass baby, bro
We want our kids to come crazy all year by the time my kids 18
You know I'm saying ready to go live a real life
He ain't fit into any fucking jeans that are bigger than a size 26. Yo duckies dukes
Thank you so much for the fucking gifted again, bro. Oh my god. Thank you, bro much obliged
absolutely much obliged
I'm not out of breath right now, I'm out from Bobby.
Oh, Bobby.
Yo, Bobby Bill, thank you so much for the five gifts and once again, bro, not to be confused
with Bobby Hill, a famous character from the show, King of Hill.
We're now closing in on the location.
Oh, you got ten.
Oh, shit.
Yo, uh, thank you so much for the ten gifts that I couldn't read your name.
I don't think it was English.
This is an English-only chat mod, so if someone's typing some other language and ban them for life.
I fucking only do that English shit.
But yeah, I mean, 10 gifted, that's way more than 5, now you've set the bar.
So if you're gonna get 5, it's not getting thanked.
Now that someone gifted 10, I'll tell you that much.
Oh, he's got 5 so good.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna show that you got a 5 gifted.
Thank you, bro. Thank you so much, bro.
Yo, if you want me to read your name, it's at least 10.
I'ma just be honest, bro.
5 gifted really doesn't do much for me, bro.
If I gifted Mike put in like 0.1 gallons of gas in my car, if I'm lucky.
Now we're just looking for parking, bro.
Here at Best Buy, I'm personally in here just to fuck around and get kicked out and get hate comments.
I don't know if Pepsi, my friend is here for anything or if you need anything.
Yeah, maybe.
Oh, you got 10 from this guy.
Oh, shit.
Yo, Nug, thank you for the 10, bro.
Thank you so much for the 10.
Wait, another, you got 11.
Oh my God, 11?
And we will now only be gifting, reading, you know, Mech, I believe his name is Mech.
We'll not only be reading 11 gifted or more, 10 gifted is now the cutoff, fuck all that
weak shit, and there's no wheel, there's no nothing, like there's no benefit for you
guys, even it's literally just so I can go and keep living a better life.
So I really do appreciate y'all.
Okay, bro, I'm putting the chat away because I gotta focus on filming now.
No worries.
And if you wanna keep it a little calmer, why don't we get inside, bro?
I got you.
Oh, fuck man, this is cool.
Oh, my god, this is crazy.
Ah, I can't.
Everything all good?
Yeah, so much.
The camera battery good?
Yeah.
We're at 60%.
Not bad.
And after this, maybe we can get some grub?
Gotta get some grub.
What are you feeling?
Still some canes?
Okay, I'm down for some ice.
We mentioned it.
We might as well pop out some ice.
Look at all these people looking at me when I'm my real stream. Keep fucking looking at me
I keep it low. She'll keep it low. They fucking know me. They know me. I'm not gonna
All right, so that's you what exactly are you here for?
Probably the same thing as me
I'm trying to get the angles.
Bro, don't ever touch me for a night, bro.
You freak.
Yeah, we do need a router actually.
Why do you guys need a router?
We need a router for the speakers in the theater.
I know, we have a hard life.
I know.
Is that true or do you do this for your problems?
$899 for a router.
We're not paying no $899 for a router unless it's translating shit to a different language in my ear.
Like bro they're just selling roofs and fucking you know like I guess bro
Yo Josh yeah, I got you on my fancy TV bolt the fuck out bro shout out to you you kept me alive, bro
Hey, bro Josh Allen uses this I might have to buy one
Let's see if it turns on chat yo mods. Does this turn on?
You just got 25 gifted, but like I don't want to just read your chat, you know?
Who's it from?
I don't know, I only read 100 gifted.
Okay, okay, let me see, let me see.
It's from Josh Allen.
Actually.
Yo, Josh Allen, thank you so much for the 25 gifted, thank you so much, bro.
The way you throw the ball is so beautiful.
Thank you for keeping me alive and fast this first week.
I'm sure you get some constant while we're here, you know?
Okay, yeah, we'll get some constant while we're here.
We do need some cards it looks like bro scalpers pin again, bro
I mean you come because you hear you put one drop out buying ashes of the Empire. We're not buying Rift phone
Nice camera, bro, nice camera, bro. I don't need
I have a beautiful fucking camera and creepy guy looking at me.
Alright, what can I actually buy?
Bro, you can't leave that to me.
I know, I know.
Think about what you need.
Oh, maybe give yourself an extra viewer.
Okay, I'll give myself an extra viewer.
Yo, Mod, switch my shit.
Yo, they turned off the mice.
Okay, best fight. You guys have gotten better, but you're not going to...
I know that there's a 0% chance.
You don't disable the mouse on every PC like guys just because you took it off the taskbar doesn't mean I don't know how to
Click the windows key to find it
Let me just pull up my stream real quick
I'm sure my boy stream here now just because he gets more viewers and
Let's get the chat saying actually
Easy plus one plus one easy easy easy plus one. Okay, this is honestly I could I could confidently say I would not buy this
Monitor because why does it look so fucking vibrant?
You boys really clicked right click on your home screen went to digital vibrance and cranked it all the way up
You just lost yourself a sale fuck off
Okay, this one's kind of dark and you can see the DPI is a lot lower a lot lower
or Twitch, Twitch official site.
I do like that, I do like that.
So it's like, I'm like staring like,
and someone's peeking me from the right.
I'm actually staring at Asmongol
doing an unbanned and a minotree
and he's got some girl on it.
Right there, right there.
Oh my God, we're front page.
And we made it to the front page, boys.
Okay, I kind of like how we look
a little more on this one.
All right, so give my angle for quick.
Let's see.
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, honestly, it doesn't look too bad.
Plus two viewers.
Let's go.
Alright.
Now.
Is there some JBLs we can hook up to to play some moaning?
Let's get viral.
Dude, some nice TVs in here.
There is some nice TVs.
Pepsi, do you want to buy a TV with me?
Yeah, why?
Oh, wow.
Take a video of this.
Okay.
65...
9, they got 2 boxes, 65 inch or the 98.
What's up chat?
Oh yeah, how's it going?
What's up chat?
How's it going?
They know me here, they love me.
I'm allowed to do whatever the fuck I want.
Film, eat in here, play music up,
it's easier.
The TV over there is so nuts in the corner.
All the way over here?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I actually got this one coming in.
This is the 125,000 dollar TV, which is about...
What?
Yeah, it's about 3 million inches wide too.
Apparently when you're watching it,
if you run in this screen as fast as you can,
Then you can actually jump through and get on the field with the players.
Oh, it's actually, it went up in price.
Let's start some sports on.
This is good!
You know what game this is?
I don't know, as I'm acting to be honest.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
It's great.
Okay, you don't know my sister congratulations, but you just lost them a sale walk her body with broken
I'm going to get my...
The name's Eric and I'm going to stand.
Why would you want me to be there?
Eric!
Eric!
Eric!
Eric!
Eric!
Come on, dude.
I'm earning $15,000.
Extra quality?
Ooh, wow.
I feel that.
Yeah.
I do feel that.
Yeah, wow.
It's like, wow.
Whoa, I'm getting lost in it.
I'm getting lost in it.
Okay, bro.
Let's go to...
Let's check out the personal audio.
I already had a JBL, I got it from my one friend, his name is Ron, and he was like,
yo, moving out of our old crib, which is fucking thing, not one one of Seta Avenue.
Do you want this speaker? I don't want it anymore.
So sure, bro, I'd love a new JBL.
It's like an apartment right there.
Okay. Okay.
Let me see it.
I'm gonna push it.
All right, bro.
Woohoo!
Do you guys hear that when you come in here, though?
How the audio just kind of makes us all some cuter.
Ah, POV.
You just got done streaming.
You and the boys are just straight bulling.
Probably bought a smoke.
You all ran one final ad before ending stream
just to make that extra 3K.
You're bought a go do a whole bunch of nothing for the night.
Probably bought a just fucking do a whole bunch of nothing.
Oh, this is the life, bro.
This is the fucking life.
Bro, fucking entertaining, bro.
Fuck, bro.
This is why I'm out of lead, bro.
I'm about to start my own streaming career.
Yeah honestly bro, I wouldn't recommend doing that.
I would just cut all the higher ups to ban your shit
so you can just be trapped with me forever.
Honestly, I don't even want to see you succeed.
I just want to keep you around
so you can just do fuck off for the rest of your life
and just keep recording me.
After all, I am the greatest fucking streamer
on this planet Earth,
so even you trying to start a career
is just a little pity play.
Shit's not going to fly with a big dog bro.
What's going on there, Steve?
I'm going to have a bump.
Slip and run.
I mean, yeah.
I'd maybe come in here.
I'd maybe buy the couch.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Couch.
Ah.
Thank you.
Thank you for shopping with us over here at the spa.
Thank you so much for shopping.
What you feeling in here, bro?
Anything we could connect to?
Call some ruckus.
Maybe get kicked out?
What the hell?
Oh wow, they have like a guide to everything in the room.
Not here, nothing though.
Not here.
I was gonna click one of those.
Maybe start over.
Maybe it's not touchscreen, but.
Fuck this weekend shit.
Yo, we gonna get food?
This shit just dead ass pissing off.
That's why I hate dark fog bro.
What is this one stove over here?
This is like the grand stove.
This is one freaking stove, bro.
It's not even that good of a stove.
It's a double decker.
That's kind of cool.
I don't know.
This is low, dude.
You got to really get a little squat aiming
and it's really like blue.
And then you got to like even be more careful
when you're getting your shit out.
Hey, let's go out the angles chat.
Yo, mods.
Kennedy, if he's doing some weird shit.
He's not dead firing.
All right.
Oh yeah, hold on.
Yo, mods, what are we thinking, bro?
How's it going? Thank you, bro.
What's up?
I'm Henshakes.
Watch out, man.
Does it talk, eat, get a rag?
Oh, no, he's a...
Bro.
We're good off him, bro.
Can we get a KM?
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
He can take it.
I'll take it.
If he do it selfie, we're going to fucking fire you.
Get the angle, bro.
Are you good?
Probably good.
Nice to meet you, bro.
You have a great day.
dude are you out of your mind how the fuck does that make me look how does that
make me look
think about dropping this phone one more fucking time I'm gonna drop you from
this fucking job I'm sorry I was trying to make you nervous bro what is it
me now what does he think of me now what does he think of me I just want to
Fucking be the greatest cameraman of all fucking time, you know understand. I want this bad
I want this more than anybody in the world. Good luck passing drew wall. He's got this shit
I'm walking from oh shit
Okay, honestly, I'll buy a Lego. What maybe if I was fucking doing charity. I'm not by the Lego
Do it, do it, do it, yeah, yeah, fuck you, hey.
Fuck you, please.
There you go.
They interact with these kids when they come up to us, and I swear to fucking God, you're
dumb.
Yeah, keep laughing at him, he's a bum.
Fuck him.
Alright, we out of here?
No, no, no.
Fine.
Oh, it's over, bro?
Sure it is.
Yes, sir, how are you?
That's the camera, man.
Yeah, I see that now.
see that now switch it up I was like you can do you got to buy something maybe
You know?
Do they want to hear that?
Bro, we gotta go get food, bro.
Fuck is this?
This is like, this is like some superfan, bro.
Bro, we don't, you don't need all this.
This is some bullshit, bro.
Dude, it's...
It's okay.
It's okay.
Bitch ass kid coming up on me.
I should punch him in the face, shouldn't I?
I should turn on this fucking smack.
Should I get a picture?
With my cameraman?
Uh...
You can picture me.
Okay, I'll take a picture with you.
All right.
Let's fucking eat it.
Okay, I'll take it.
You got it.
Get the fuck...
Man, with my cameraman you always look...
Yeah, I'll do it.
Of course.
Are you sure?
Of course.
Yeah, we're gonna have a wonderful rest of your day.
Alright.
Ahhhh.
I just keep, like bruh, it's kids like that who are still subbing.
Hey, just keep subscribing, bro.
Don't even fucking, don't even cancel that shit.
Fucking annoying ass shit.
What is this?
Is this computer or what is this?
Employee computer?
username.
He's her name
Osmer let me in wait they got tool kit on here
I'm right about I'm beyond as well. I that's why it's cool, but I'll be honest guys the students have been a little rough. So like
Opportunity for a plus one
You- are they showing Google on it?
Where do I hack in it? Oh.
Oop.
You got Twitch on here?
Internet?
Dlish? Okay.
Oh, look.
We just got robots on Roblox.
Roblox science.
Science!
We was playing Roblox on a fucking fridge.
What?
Dlish.
Wonderful bro, wonderful. We're fucking going to go viral
Yeah, honestly, I love that they let the like this is something I love that best buy does it's like
They make it so you can try the products before you buy it because in what planet?
Would I buy a router or fridge from Best Buy if this is how fucking slow it's gonna load
I mean seriously they have like all these routers and all this good stuff to like buy and none of it even works the way
They're advertising it too. They don't even have a search button on this. Is this twitch for like
toddlers
No search button on twitch. Oh, who else would I watch on twitch besides myself?
All I want to do every day is watch the greatest
It's gonna do
You just lost a customer
You gotta realize this, right? He was in my presence. I'm not in his.
What's the chat saying? It's Stan Lee. Easy one. Too slow. Easy. Aura. Plus three. Let me know.
clip oh wait I have an idea your twitch clip this hey hey you can get the
biggest Chanel bag in the store if you want it
all right we out here I'm feeling anything you like
I was just a fucker I will I won't you act like a streamer bro
I will watch how much they keep following me you're gonna pan it on me
you're gonna keep it on me I'm gonna turn around I'm gonna punch them both
in the face, and we're gonna walk out of here.
All right.
Well, that's gonna be it for our best fight.
I didn't see anything you liked.
You really want me to get something?
No, it's okay.
You guys have a beautiful rest of your day.
C'mon, let's go!
Cameras don't have emotions. Why am I hearing emotions?
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just...
Fair enough, bro.
Just a lot of work.
It's okay, it's okay.
Alan, uh...
You need a hand?
Okay.
Where if the camera stays over here? I just come give you a hand.
All right, you have a good one.
Want to get on my side a little closer over here.
Hey, don't worry.
You don't cool off in here, too.
Are you sure?
All right.
Whoo!
Are you going seatbelts?
Oh, I'm just trying to figure out a way to charge this.
Don't worry, I know how to do it.
Don't worry.
I just, uh, I'm just trying to figure out a way to,
but I know how to, I'm just, just give me a second, yeah?
Yeah, no worries.
I know how to, bro, I know fucking how to, God damn.
No worries, dude.
I know how to do this.
Hey, bro, and I know that you know how.
Bro, this is my first day, bro.
Don't even worry about it, bro.
This is my first fucking day.
Or something, I feel like this is my first fucking day.
It's okay, I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So it's like when you usually when you hire someone like yeah, yeah, no tell me no tell me what my promise I could learn
Okay, okay. I'll tell you what your problem is you're pissing me the fuck off
That's what the problem is so if you want to have a better day moving forward, okay?
How would you go on grok and ask your little silly AI how to not piss me off and see what kind of answer?
It gives you bro. Oh
What are you feeling? What are you feeling you got in whatever food you're interested in bro?
Like I'm down to eat anything. Okay, bro. I'm not the streamer. You're the streamer
I'm just here for the vibes and good vibes only so whatever you're feeling bro. Just you let me know seriously
Okay, I don't mind bro copy like you just let me yeah, no you just let me see how far is chick-fil-a
Betsy would you do chick-fil-a?
Actually, but are you gonna go through drive-thru you're gonna. No, let's do Ike so yeah, and we'll go inside
But you got to go in though like mix of content. We'll go inside. We'll go inside. Okay, do the one that's closest
Yeah, dude, you're killing it right now.
Dude, you're fucking killing it, bro.
Zero Fs.
Really?
Hopefully.
Chad, have we been good?
Is the quantity good?
If I figure I want the streams over, that's been F and you're done.
What?
I know.
Bro, just...
Oh, look at that.
He got the teeth on, and now he did, but he's trying.
I think he was a little scared of the camera.
Welcome to 2026, bro.
Yo, pan it over there for a second.
Yo, what are you smoking in the front of the fucking car bro?
Folks are the goddamn drive, you freak.
God, you guys are getting me second hand high.
I would have given that guy a hand though, I really would have, but...
She's a ghost in the car.
I know, it's a ghost in the fucking...
Who was your old camera?
Let me see if that makes sense.
This is my favorite piece.
It's actually my first job bro.
So I used to work with this one Asian dude.
Oh yeah, that's all I'm gonna ask, what was your last job?
Okay, so I worked with this one Asian dude, and then he found out that I was just, I don't know bro, I was just really bad at my job, I guess.
But, what exactly would you say was making you bad at the job?
I mean, I just didn't really feel like I'm on my line.
Okay.
Dude was annoying as fuck.
Okay, do you feel like you're on your phone a lot?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Dude, but also I worked for this one dude named Lacey.
I've heard of him, he's cool.
I mean, he's just too annoying to be on his back.
I'll say I'm gonna call Lacey. Let's see if he's in jail. You should answer I mean
Yo, it's up. I'm live right now, bro. Did you get arrested?
I'm live right now. Did you get arrested?
Yeah, I'm just trying some new shit you want to you want to meet my cameraman in East
Yeah, I mean bro if I want to I really have to have a camera in
Okay, I'll just give you the phone
But be nice
He is yes
My name's Ron Brawley the crow hearts looks nice on you
Thanks, we had this this is Cromer here, it's Cromer, this is a little Cromer for you.
Okay. I'll let you get back here.
Yeah, you know what Cromer's on? Talk, talk.
Yeah, facts. That was his first time speaking and then we...
Why been I running for like 18 hours? That's his first time talking, so...
What are you planning? What's your plan for the day on the stream?
You want to know for real? It's an exciting day.
So I started off by knocking on everyone's door, of course.
Gotta check who's home.
Okay.
Then, obviously went to Best Buy, know what I'm not buying shit.
Classic.
Yep.
And now we're just going to go get some food, go home, and probably help on the game after,
bro.
Sounds like a good day to me.
Sounds like a good day to me.
What are you coming...
Oh wait, are you going to the game tomorrow?
Yeah, I'm going to the builds game tomorrow.
That's insane, I'm not going to lie.
Like actually that's insane.
I'm actually excited.
It's going to be a great game.
Yeah, it is good.
Well, hey, Rod.
Thanks so much for your time.
We have a stream here.
He's going to entertain his shit.
Just tell your job desk cameraman not to be talking when he's on a job.
I'll tell your chopdash cameraman not to be talking when he's on a joke
cause he's not hearing him talk right there in the face time
and I'm gonna let him do that
and tell him, uh, I said hi for telling him
Okay, I'll tell him those two things
and I land tomorrow
so I'm just gonna bring one fit though
I'm probably just gonna, I don't know
I think I'm gonna rock a lion's jersey though
I fuck with the
You're good?
Yeah, I land tomorrow
so I'm flying out of LAX
Damn, we lagged out
I'll just call him after streaming this time and I think we'll figure it out.
Everyone that you guys are probably wondering, like,
where are you guys going, the 7th and the 3rd?
We're going to Ike's.
Why do I hear Doom scrolling and it's not me?
Oh, I'm just, I don't know, we're just in the apartment room.
I don't know bro, I just thought,
I just thought, I, I, okay, so when I thought, when you don't have content, like I thought
I could just react to stuff and just enjoy content and I didn't know that.
There is no not having content.
If my stream is live, there's content.
And if you want to go on your phone while you're working, turn the fucking volume
down.
So when we get to Ike's, I'm going to figure out what kind of sandwich I want.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to see what the boys are getting to, feel it out.
I don't actually have an exact- I've only went there once and-
They're trying to kick me from the lobby.
Oh, they're spamming F1.
Hmm.
I'm gonna type it.
Fuck.
You're live.
Shit, I'm typing that.
Sure.
Dece!
Damn.
A lot of- Funny enough, we actually have-
Okay, someone- Only one person clicked no.
But unfortunately, this is a majority rule type of thing, so...
Chow, have you guys ever been to Ike's? What would you guys recommend is good there? Mods, do you guys have anything?
There's only been there once, and I don't remember what I got, but I do remember it was good.
I also have never heard of Ike's until I moved here.
Yo, Mods, go ahead and ban Chunky Monkey, because I feel like his message is a little derogatory.
Thank you or was it it said no black boy, but I feel like that's just not how you like
Should be wording that I'm going to be going in the check out eviscerated. I watched his name disappeared real time
The reading the reading rainbow Billy eyelash, so if I Google this it's a sandwich, okay?
No, you're supposed to go and just go and ask.
So this is a children's television series, which is 21 seasons long.
Okay, maybe if I put the word sandwich on the end of the search, it's actually a thing.
The Reading Rainbow Sandwich Vegetarian. Yo mods, go ahead and ban whoever typed that.
It's 2026 bro, not vegetarian, but to each their own. So if you are, you are.
I just feel like vegetarians just kind of here.
Right?
Like we're done with that.
We left that in like 2000 and fucking 1980.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Like holy shit, bro.
My god.
Yo, Scotty boy, we're not actually running Canes.
We're gonna run Ikes.
We're gonna go for like a sandwich approach.
Just because I feel like it's been a little while and I'm down for a sandwich.
Also are you boys gonna be girls too, they, them, whatever you guys, you know,
might flow?
I was watching football tomorrow.
Did you guys watch week one?
What's it looking like, bro?
Oh, here's a nice, okay.
I could do this segment.
The reading nice messages segment.
You're my favorite streamer.
I'm eating veggie meal right now.
Suck my dick and do something about it.
Okay, mods, Bankema 720, no.
Yeah, I got my Parley.
Okay, that's good to hear.
Jets, we are back.
Okay, Packers play the Jets.
Unfortunately, they play at fucking 10 a.m. my time.
I am not a fan of that.
I don't really like how time zones
are gonna be working for the NFL season at all.
I actually really don't like that.
Why is your cameraman so fucking short, pissing me off?
So you just have to read those messages.
And I know.
So my question is like,
why do you have to read those messages?
You know it's my first day on the fucking job
and you're like disrespecting me, bro.
Like I'm trying my best.
I don't understand though.
It just doesn't make any sense.
It's just I'm trying my best
and if you're trying my hardest,
Why would you disrespect someone like that?
Because I can leave right now and then you have no cameraman.
But here's the thing, you can leave right now and I have no cameraman
but I'll still have myself and have my fucking stream, okay?
And all it has to do is you leave, I run one ad
and my mood is turned the fuck around.
So before you try to turn the views-
Bro, come on yourself, bro.
Yo, you said 7N, why is the cameraman talking so much?
Bro, and now you're-
Dude, there's other streamers in my chat
and you're making me look like a fucking fool.
So either get it together or the job's gone.
I don't want people fucking seeing this side of me, okay?
Now they're gonna clip this shit.
This is the type of shit they put on TikTok.
Not me asking the guy in the parking lot if he needs a hand.
This shit right here.
So fucking dumb, bro.
You wanted this job just to be an idiot.
Okay, bro, God, bro.
I could really go on, bro.
Oh, here's a nice message.
Yo, Laze, you gotta look like a retired homeless person.
Okay.
Okay, wait, that's good.
Retired homeless person.
I mean, they made it.
We leave.
You should talk about how much money your cameraman makes,
like all of his revenue streams and stuff, you know?
Those clips always go viral.
Okay, that's a good idea.
Now that I'm starting out at L-Stream,
and probably people are probably saying like,
oh, how much is your cameraman thinking?
How did you find the cameraman?
You know, how are you gonna make sure
he's the right person?
How are you gonna keep him around?
How do you have enough money to pay for this?
Okay.
I'm sure it's how you guys right now, my cameraman,
I already sent him the paper and he signed it
and it's a very strict rule set.
Rule number one, you will never click the go log button
in your fucking life.
You will never click it.
Number two, you will never, ever, ever, ever
be seeing money that is made on my stream
that comes from my stream.
I don't care if you filmed it,
I don't care how hard you worked,
I don't care if you think it's fair, it's not happening.
Number three, if I'm eating, if I'm drinking,
if I'm having a good time on stream, it's my good time.
I'm not obligated to share that good time with you
and make you feel happy.
You accepted the job and I am the streamer,
so it's going to be about me
for the rest of my fucking life.
Rule number four, don't cry, don't talk,
don't do none of that baby ass shit behind the camera
Because I don't want to hear it, and I know sure as hell no one in chat wants to hear it, so just stop all that, bro. Just fucking stop, please.
And yeah, that's about it, really.
What about, like, the world about, like, me and friends and stuff?
The people who I meet on stream, they wanted to meet me.
So when the cameras are off, cameras are on, you're not fucking looking at people, you're not interacting, you're not doing shit.
Okay?
People want to meet me. Me, me, me.
I'm the streamer. You are the cameraman.
You work for me. This is my company, okay?
And you're crying. And you're crying.
And you're crying. And you're crying.
I just said the four rules. I just said them.
How do you forget them already?
I'm trying so fucking hard not to look at you.
I'm trying so hard not to look at you right now
because if I make contact with your eyes,
I'm gonna fucking punch you in the face.
Okay?
What about like his salary and stuff?
Saff-
You always made me throw up in my mouth.
Salary? Are you fucking dumb?
He should be honored.
Do you know who he's filming for?
Salary?
He's filming for the fucking go.
Are you dumb?
Why would he be getting paid?
If anything, he should be paying me.
He should pay me to be getting even just his voice heard on such a fucking popular stream.
He's right.
He's right.
Like, holy fuck.
Nah, he's right.
Thank you.
Actually, thank you
Almost that likes though so in in you know better light you will be eating not go I you'll be eating
But it's your first day. So
You will be eating we'll be getting you a sub yes, so
Sandwiches over the heaps you'll be eating
and we I do know place we
I think we can get to go...
We won't, we won't, we won't, we won't.
Maybe hit a CVS though, in any case.
It's actual content, you know.
Okay, we can go into CVS, I'm down.
Maybe like ice cream spot here.
Oh, ice cream?
Okay.
Bro, maybe...
I mean, I'm not the content guy, you know, I'm just trying to get advice.
You know, is that okay?
Of course, I'm hoping for it.
I mean, bad little mukbang, maybe go into CVS, farm a little bit,
more shit in there, and then go back to the house,
maybe just do a little, like, you know,
walk around the house segment.
Okay, I have an idea.
We'll get the subs, then we'll go into CVS for a bev,
and then we'll go eat at the crib.
That's not bad, that's not actually a bad shout.
Yo, mods in the chat, are you pinning that,
or are we saying Fry's HQ?
Oh, they're pinning it.
Fry a bev.
We just gotta find some parking here.
So yeah, might start wearing gloves
when I hold the camera.
I know, it's a little more grit.
I could buy some gloves, not be fucking dumb,
I'm not buying you shit.
Anyways.
Sounds like even that Braille.
Why the fuck's everyone here wearing a hat?
This is what it's all about.
Getting some goddamn food and our system.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
By the time I'm out of this car,
I better see you fucking in for this shit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, oh no, fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm trying, I'm trying, it's not going, I keep, it's
not, oh my god, it unplugged, oh no, oh no, oh no, hold on, hold on, I'm sorry, no, no
I'm sorry.
I don't have a whole fucking day, no, dude, I'm just, it's not going in, fuck.
It's your job to figure it out if I don't get you around, bro.
I'm just going to hold it.
Thank you.
Hold the feet home. It's LB Burger.
Thank you so much for the thousand gift.
I'll try again in the last five seconds.
You two know what you're getting?
No.
Hey, if I tell you, did I give you permission to laugh?
I was a lot what do you recommend like what's your guy's like most order
They're freaking everyone, bruh.
Miles down.
Huh?
What's wrong with them?
Damn it, boys.
I'm just gonna chest that.
I actually was doing chestnut.
Damn.
How are you getting hyped while I growl?
God damn.
Very long.
Very right.
Yeah, that's lit.
Wait, Bebs, are you getting something here?
You guys are good.
You guys doing it?
Okay.
Dude, I mean the streamer eats on me
I'm not sure if you can see, but you're right behind me.
I'm just going to go to the top.
Okay, you're sure you can see that loading?
I'm only sure if they got it.
Oh yeah, I'll do that one, please.
Do you want to go to the speedo?
No, you don't have to go to the speedo.
Do you want to go to the speedo?
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Do you want anything at all?
That was the guy.
How are you feeling?
It's really good.
It's really good.
It's really good.
How long have you been here?
I've been here about seven minutes.
How are you?
Do you need to receive today?
Oh, no, it's okay.
I'm just going to get this thing off.
Can I get a picture of you?
I can't get a picture of you.
You fucking crazy?
Alright, I don't know how long this is gonna take.
Nah, he said it.
Well, I love these shards. I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like people have been like,
just being nice to me because I brought these out.
Like, well, you see it's going to see all of them, right?
You gotta see it.
OMS laser reminds me of Edward Cullen.
Okay, I'm gonna Google him.
Oh the guy from Twilight's Miracle whatever it's called
It's okay, it's okay. Don't worry. I got it.
Yeah, it's okay. Everything's good.
Mod's chess. I think everything's been okay, bro.
I think it's been beautiful.
Oh wait, he actually took a photo in there.
You actually touched that subcurry?
Oh, I already took one of them at their other location.
You sure I could tell him? I'll tell him you're like a famous human.
Bro, come on, you're a pain in the sh**, you should get on that wall.
NOOOOOO!
It's like, bro, I'm realistically like...
Bro, it's 2026, we're coming home full.
Like, I'm not winning a single award this year, bruh, I'm not...
I'm not winning a shit this year, bruh.
My stream time ain't even that good if you let me win the f**k with me.
How's it going?
Man, it's so nice.
Huh.
Uh...
Are they coming for us?
They're coming, bro.
I know me though, it's an AMLAM, should be straight, dude I hope this sandwich hits, you really
want anything?
Uh dude I'm on a diet, AMLAM.
Got me there, I like where your head's at, reddit is fucking great.
This is kinda looks really good next to you.
What is this?
This looks like a toy for a Tony's place, pizzeria.
What is it some fucking gurgle gurgle oil bro?
Where did he just walk out of him?
Just take a double check bro, I just had to see how you were swinging.
Just have a double check.
I'd say, I don't actually know, I'm gonna go ask like how long until it all sounds ready, because I don't think they're fucking great.
He's nice.
He's waiting here.
I think we'll eat it on the chair, okay?
So basically me and my friend built this chair in our backyard.
Okay.
And it's fucking sick.
It's fire.
So I think we'll just eat there.
Whoa, he just leaves us straight.
Look.
Bro, Mike, you're bugging, bro.
Oh my god, yo, yo, shout-bye views.
Huh?
Shout-bye views.
You think we're doing good?
You think we're doing good?
Yeah, do you think we're doing good?
Oh, you're killing it, bro.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Shout-bye chatters?
Uh, no, that's it.
I already brought that.
Okay, we're good then.
We just had to make sure.
They should be coming in any minute.
Oh, what am I wearing?
Supreme and Balenciaga.
They're both designer brand.
You can't even keep it straight for you.
Oh, we are bonding.
Yeah, that's all you meant.
That's a break?
Yeah.
Bro.
I wonder...
Oh, it's all right.
Oh, it's all right.
Oh, it's probably good.
Thank you so much. Have a good one.
The lump here is infinite.
Did you want to get it ever now? Yeah, we'll go to CVS.
Do you guys want a photo with my cameraman?
Yes, I want to take a photo with you.
Yeah, he's cool. You guys can do a photo with me.
Yeah, what's your name? Wait, I have a message for you.
Please? Yep.
Yep, you know, we know.
You guys can do a photo with him, bro.
Yeah, I'm just taking a photo with you, though.
Yeah, we got a photo? Come on, come on, take it.
You want him to take it?
No, no, we got this.
Yeah, that's it.
I appreciate that, boys.
Y'all pretty cute, though.
Good job.
Walks along with these kids.
See, like, the good thing is...
Oh, wait, what'd you get?
He's just...
You want to bring it in the CVS or how?
No.
We're going to try and get that.
Those guys were nice, but like...
They get spliffy, you know?
Those guys were nice, but you see how you, like, try to, like, sun you and put his hand on your shoulder?
Put his hand on your shoulder, I'll give you a push from the fucking face and I'll tell him to ask him to do it like that.
Alright, okay.
Alright.
I'm gonna keep it low, yeah?
Yeah, I know what you're asking.
Just in case.
Alright, okay.
I'm gonna let this really open.
I got no service, I got no service, I don't know if we can get it right, you don't keep an eye on it.
I'm gonna just be straight for now.
Let me know bro if there's any problems, okay?
Copy.
Bro, let me know if there's any problems, okay?
Copy.
Can I get that? The propel? Can you get me that or no?
Yes.
Oh.
Propel?
It's the nipple one too. It's like...
Oh it is?
You suck on the nipple?
It's like a free bone or what are you drinking?
I don't know.
Let me see yours.
Maybe...
Okay, I don't want to walk away empty handed.
I can cut ice tea.
Yeah, bro.
You check. What's the best drink to drink?
Yeah, what's the best drink?
I'm about to stream it as long as I can.
Okay, I'm gonna see what this is, it's trying to some bullshit, there we go, gotta keep
him guessing.
Yeah, you always go to second, second.
All right, how do we involve our goodies, we'll be checking out, what the fuck, jump
Don't scare me.
All right, now if these people don't want to be recorded, I don't care. Go ahead and film them.
Do the self-check out.
399, please scan it and place your item in the bagging area.
Propel and vitamin water.
No bags. Continue.
Debit.
And as long as you're rocket science, bro.
Don't look at my pen.
Okay, you need your breath, you need your breath.
All right, did you kill that shit?
It was a killer, man.
Did I come back?
Hey, hey dude, can you help me open this?
Yes, bro.
Jerk off?
Oh my God.
You risk burning
Back to the cream I call it the cream I call it
All right, sorry for the angles.
Yeah, I'm just trying to get your angles.
No worries.
I don't like dick shot. I got no pubes.
All right.
The backpack is actually under the door.
It's okay, it happens a lot.
My old cameraman had that problem.
All right, everyone seatbelt.
Seatbelt, AC, bev, food.
Food?
Looks like we're good yet, what?
Oh, we already...
You know who that is?
Yeah, I know.
He ran up to me.
Oh, you know that guy?
He worked for...
Waaaaaah!
Waaaaaah!
Break the sip, bro. You gotta talk to the child.
Okay. What's going on, guys?
There we are in the Huey Strawberry Focus Vitamin Water.
And here we go.
Uh-huh.
Mm-mm!
What do you think of it?
That's honestly delectable, bro.
I do think these are loaded up with sugar 26 grams total I don't know the
difference between total and added total sugar is 26 yeah nothing in here is
natural but definitely won't refresh you it tastes great
Say that much.
Now we're going to head home.
I'm going to be traffic.
Bro, the school, bro.
343?
The school just got out, bro.
Bro, guys.
You can shoot at your girlfriend now.
Please.
Good luck.
Don't show that the-
What is wrong with you guys?
We'll be home shortly, bro.
Like, maybe like 10-ish.
Depending on what this traffic is looking like, bro,
It might, it depends if they're playing fair in traffic town,
because you people in the chat wanna get out of school
and shit and not be fucking studious.
Maybe ask a chat where they're from,
like school zones and like time zones and all that, yeah?
Okay, but I have a good idea.
I'm just gonna need to farm some chat interactions.
Okay, type one if you're a boy, type two if you're a girl,
type three if you'd rather not say,
type four if you're in school,
type five if you're in college,
type six if you're employed,
type seven if you're unemployed,
and put some hard eyes in the chat.
You love looking at me.
I'm just going to try and eat this.
We got our Iks.
Oh my god, I actually can't wait to eat it.
I hope it's good.
When I was reading the stats on it,
it looks like it was a bunch of shit
that combined to be good.
I think it was like 1600 calories or something.
I know, it was like 1600 or 1300, bro.
Dude, they're joke calories.
You're on stream.
They are joke calories.
They're on stream.
But we're not eating it.
This is the only meal of the day, bro.
I ordered some shit.
In my fridge at my house,
I currently have blackberries over there, raspberries.
I ordered, I don't think I ordered bananas.
I think I forgot to get bananas.
Also guys have been taking vitamins every day.
You guys should get on that.
You know, put them somewhere
where you'll look every single day.
Are you more of a gummy guy or pill?
I go gummy, but is that the same benefit?
Couldn't tell you.
I get the bottles with the yellow cover.
I have like energy.
These like energy ones and then I have these like B something multivitamin something. I don't know it's two different packs
I haven't taken those though
Guys, oh holy hard eyes in the chat room you guys boys when my cameraman shows his face
You guys don't have to put them any hard eyes
Holy shit
God well as a fucking frog in my throat dude. Holy cow
You guys are saying smoke segment guys recently me max and silky stuff smoking on stream
So we try to just you know keep it to an off-stream thing
You know I'm saying
but
How many of you guys in the chat when I'm smoking on stream or you guys are watching someone on stream who's smoking?
Yeah, also light up
Because I'm like on some parasol should if the brothers are streaming and they're smoking and I'm not with them
I'll smoke too on some parasol. So shit just because it's like I might as well
If they're gonna vibe, why am I gonna sit there and not vibe if I have the opportunity to?
So what's your stream schedule looking like the rest of the week?
Stream schedule the rest of the week. Funny you ask.
Tomorrow, you know what I'm saying? I'm not too sure what I'm doing tomorrow.
Might spark, might not. Friday, me and my boy are gonna build some shit in the backyard.
We're actually building a like a house type of like shack, slash hut, slash tiki bar,
slash hot box room slash vibe, you know
I want to be a place where like you just see how well the chair did people actually you know I'm saying
Everyone wants to sit in the goddamn chair everyone wants to see the chair and they come over
So we're gonna do the same thing but build a little mini crib asking if you're gonna do a sub-a-thon
Ooh a sub-a-thon
now that
Keep it down me neither I hate this streaming shit
But every time I run a ad when I see that money come in it that has changed my mind about everything
Oh fuck, I didn't do it.
You didn't do it?
I didn't.
Just keep going.
Yo, any Twitter clip you post that shit, you guys are getting a fucking word from Lucas.
Um, so we found a lot to think about, yeah.
So we found this kind of in the air right now.
Honestly, like, the people that I live with, they all have been leaning towards yes,
so it looks like it really might happen, guys, so...
You should really get your hopes up.
Um, yeah, so Friday, building that day after that, wait, what day is it right now?
Today is the 16th, so that's tomorrow's the 17th.
So Friday is the 18th, 19th, I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but on the 20th, we are
playing in Jinxie's tournament.
We are playing in Jinxie's Fortnite tournament, and he's got my ass partnered up with the
greatest Fortnite player of all time.
You might be wondering, oh, there's no way he's just going to let you play with Peterbot.
He's only just going to let you play with Peterbot.
I'm playing the Lose, okay?
I'm playing the Lose.
We're landing wherever the fuck we want.
We're landing on Khan.
And we're going to hold shit down and we're going to win the event, okay?
And I don't want nobody to be doing all this crying segment in the chat.
None of this that, uh-uh, you know what I mean?
And then we got the Fortnite land coming up, which should be cool.
I've never been to Belgium, so it'll be pretty cool to see out there.
I already looked at the weather.
gonna be like you know it says the high a hot the warmest it's gonna be there is
71 so I think we're just coming pants pants long sleeves pants sweaters all
the time which I personally am a fan of I've been waiting for it to get you know
a little chillier in California fuck you you're reading the chat right yeah
that's they're saying bro okay I should have made sure you weren't talking to me
I don't care about the chat sense bro they're watching me I'm making money
Okay
He's right we're waiting for
Pulling into our driveway right now y'all yeah chat all get the subs go to the latest three
Yeah, dude guys keep them coming bro. I'm live right now. Please. I love this
I just keep your killing your head. They're loving this is good vibes. I see this is fucking annoying ass girl. I know
No, she doesn't have that nice of a car.
So now I'm deciding, do we want to eat in my kitchen or do I want to eat in my chair?
I'm on the back yard.
You got any preference?
Kitchen?
Chair?
I'm down for some chair gameplay.
I'm also very down for some chair gameplay, that's what I was feeling too.
Not going to make the sunset, but it's still beautiful to look at, so we should
still definitely be out there doing that.
Maybe Q&A on the chair.
Oh Q&A on the chair, Q&A on the chair, that's a blast, okay.
Q&A on the chair, maybe you guys could also like, you know, when we uh, yeah, that's
a great idea.
And also guys, I did go to New York Fashion Week, I met Kaisa Matt.
How do you guys feel, bro?
Honestly, I'm going to be the one to say it.
Bruce and Ky are friends again, bro.
We've been rocking with Bruce the whole time,
but now that him and Ky are like publicly friends again.
You're just waiting for the green light.
Yeah, like we were just like, bro,
everyone else has been just waiting for the green light, bro.
And now that we have the green light, it's low key just left there, bro.
We can all fuck with Bruce, you know what I'm saying?
Unless you don't want to, you know what I'm saying?
No, we got the green light.
It's okay now.
I don't think Josh is feeling them.
Josh?
I don't think Josh is feeling them.
I'm using here that they're having sale art on to the mix.
Oh, okay.
So, and they're at X, A, O, and O in the mix.
So I think it's gonna be D, Y, K, S, or D, R, K.
Oh, D, R, K, D, R, K, yeah.
And I think they can honestly go viral as a group.
I love to see them all, you know, come together.
I love to see them all back.
We all miss the OG, you know, boys to over stream
when they're just carbon pumpkins,
having Wi-Fi problems, chilling in the cabin.
Ah.
I feel like that, you just feel it in your chest.
Just act normal, dog.
Yeah, facts, facts.
The camera's a little better.
And then don't open the other side of your space.
And just stream it and shit.
How are you today?
Honestly, today's been pretty good.
I woke up earlier than I usually do.
And usually when I wake up early,
I go back to bed,
but Taylor's like, I'm going to wake up
and I'm going to actually stay awake
because there's no point
to be in the bed.
because there's no point to just go back to bed if I have to be up like okay so
like do you have like my fucking cut myself
okay so I knew that obviously just give me a second guys I'm sorry it's my first
day you're trying to keep me on my toes I get it okay so okay so we have an
issue is just give me give me guys give me a second
don't worry bro don't worry if you got this charger
don't worry bro give me one second y'all
ten seconds or you're done no no no it's just okay
you don't gotta count give me one second you know bro it's just you know
nine eight seven six beautiful beautiful bro it's like i don't care if you
recording me fucking digs shit out of my ass bro what if LeBron James walks
around the corner here I better be on all fucking 10 total what the fuck is that
fun you asked I better it's better I leave it you know it's better I leave it
sure this is our soundproof sauna that's not soundproof it's sound show me
something it's our soundproof sauna are you good at this
ah so can you explain to me like what exact
you shut my poor no that was mine so all right so so basically what in here is
soundproof so if you're out there you actually can't hear me talking so you
can go ahead and close this I'm just sitting here and now you can't even
hear what I'm saying
You need to talk to me now, Mr. O'Neill.
Literally, fucking...
Perfect.
Can't do it with straight face.
Can't do it with straight face.
Alright.
Everything all good? You need a second to re-combine.
Fuck.
Well done.
Drive's gotta get done somehow.
We'll go straight out to our chair.
It's been a little bit since anyone's been in it,
well, go through Jason's room.
Jason put door locks on his door.
Sam and God.
I'm not the biggest fan of that.
I feel like I obviously see where he's coming from,
but it's like, definitely is kind of
not really feeling at all in the slightest.
But it's his room, so he can do what he wants, man.
Here's our chair.
We'll use the metal ladder.
I really hope it doesn't just like come down.
Who the fuck is that?
Cool shorts.
Thank you to Balenciaga.
Thank you to Balenciaga.
Thank you to Balenciaga.
You're most grabbing the top part.
No, I'm good.
I can give you a hand.
because I'm not gonna lie you got 10 seconds
cinema cinema
Okay
You see the chat saying bruh about it eat
You guys are probably excited to watch me eat as you always fucking are
Just getting the child but I'm just mods if you could just like put the word game on the screen, okay
You can take it off.
All right.
They're saying pin.
Pin?
Fire the shitty ass camera man says Jason the lean.
No, Jason.
Yeah, you're gonna have to tell me
where you sent your old camera man,
cause I'm gonna send him by there too.
Can't do a better life.
All right, let's get straight to eating.
So this is the Ike's Suicide Bomber sandwich?
I don't know.
I don't know why they named it that. I don't know if the bites gonna like explode in my mouth
There's a lot going on just about every ingredient you could fucking ask
Almost 2,000 calories like 1300
Tell it, oh.
Remember the chat can't taste it, you have to explain your taste.
So when you first bite down, you're like, wow, this is really good, right?
The first bite is like, okay, you're, like, the first bite is like, okay, like you just, something with ditty, right?
Yeah.
And then you get that $33 million check and you're like, okay, it's not that bad.
Yeah, and then you go like wow, why don't I now double it?
The hard crust on the outside of the bread
into the pickle being the last thing you chew.
Sorry, this is Asian dude, like I'm about to,
I don't know, because what would a caravan say like,
let's see if I was filming it.
You know, if I was streaming it, I'd be like,
Oh, really? Oh, really? Yeah.
He actually, cause like, let's get devious.
Yeah, bro.
He actually texted me.
Oh, was he texting you?
He just texted me saying, and it's not even always serious.
Yo, can you tell the cameraman to stop talking as much?
It's ruining my viewer experience.
Yo, I'm getting disrespected in this chat.
I'm gonna quit.
Yo, I'm gonna fucking quit.
You can see he really did text me that.
I don't know if it's coming up on the camera,
but he definitely is not feeling you.
Yo, Jason.
I'll talk to you after stream and you can, cause like from my point of view, like I get what you're saying.
No, that's cool. I mean, that's your point of view, right?
But this is my POV as a fucking cameraman living in this mansion while all y'all are shit talking.
That's my POV.
What, no?
I don't know.
What happened?
You're a cameraman. Why are you popping your shit?
You're a cameraman. Why are you popping your shit?
If I didn't ask you to pop your shit, don't fucking pop your shit.
And don't talk to my friend like that.
All right.
You want a bite though?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I get it.
You should come on call.
You should get a bite.
It's really good.
You're saying you should fly.
You're saying you're dead.
You want a bite?
I mean, I'll try a tiny bite.
Come on, a corner bite?
Okay, I'll try a corner bite.
Can I?
Wow.
She's good, right?
You just sit down.
Actually, she's good.
Get a little napkin going.
It's actually good.
Oh, wait.
I don't know if you know.
Do you know who Siggi is?
He texted me too.
And I'm not going to lie.
People were just going, you know,
I think your cameraman got severe asthma
and has early on set sleep apnea.
Bro sounds like a Ram TRX behind the camera.
Yo, is there any reason why I can't hear that, and you guys can?
Fix your fucking breathing, bro.
You're gonna lose weight if you want this job.
Okay, okay, hold on, and now if I kill you, I'm the problem, right?
I thought you were gonna throw some shit.
Damn, it's but you though, yeah?
The view.
The eats.
You know, as a content creator you have to make content, right?
Are they watching me?
Okay, let's see how far down this is.
Alright bet, so when I jump down, and you're stuck up here, I bet, I bet, I bet, I bet.
Yeah, cool shorts on thank you. They're Blinciaga boys
Unisex
I don't like the same one you took a bite all right
Now we got a killer we got no where to set it down bro
You're fucking that shit up it's so good of a lot
Hey, you're waving me out.
I don't even want to put it.
I knew right away.
I'm littering. It's our fucking house. We're going to grab it when we're down.
Once we're done here,
Are we gone?
Do you want the light pop?
No, I don't want to suck on anything right now.
So how do we get down?
I think we're under some tech.
Oh, you're going to get down.
Well, I think...
I think we can step onto this little ledge and then just...
Oh my god.
There's going to be bees around there.
Holy shit, oh my god, it's actually a wasp in that, oh my god
Yo mods, why am I stream come on here and clean it up? So how do we get down?
Yo ladies only got there's like 50 bees around it. Yeah, holy fuck. They can't see it. I don't drink
It's not picking up
Let's see
Okay
So I think they just
I don't know we need someone to help us
And I just hit it just now they're rage yo, there's so many
There's like 50 the chat. I don't think it's picking up. Is it there's so many they're probably here from the just the Kool-Aid
Whatever there's a little
Well, you're a content creator
So I'm going to call my friend, okay?
Let's call my friend Pepsi.
So yo what's up?
What's your name?
Uh, do you mind pulling up to the chair outside to give me uh, and my cameraman raw on a hand?
Yeah, yeah, I wish we'd get a hand with.
Dude, we were just eating in the ladder fell.
Yeah, give me like 10 minutes of busyness in my room.
10?
Yeah, I'll see you in 10.
So if they do like 9, they can hang up.
Call side maybe? Maybe side?
Okay, I'm gonna call my friend said.
Dude, there's a lot of these.
I'm gonna say that he's terrifying.
Please leave your message for...
Oop!
Call again, maybe D&D?
I'm getting that back too.
Thanks for choosing lanes and switching canes. What can I get for you today bro?
uh
You think you could help me and my cameraman out?
We were out here eating doing a mukbang youtube channel and our ladder fell
I guess I could
Like if you like if it wouldn't really like but like if it's not the end of the world type of thing, you know
Uh, give me like five Kurgis
What the fuck, is this the house of the jokes, do we just jump down 5-10 minutes?
There's like 4 bees on that piece of turkey.
I should really fell on its own too though.
You could go right here on this ledge.
Right?
On some gangster shit.
I feel like it's thin.
No, you could do that.
But you have to like hold on to this.
Bro come on, be a contact gear, you're gonna get W's and all that.
I'll get a W, what if I can't get Ws?
Bro, the injury, shm injury, it's a content stream, this isn't a fucking like, this isn't like a sad fucking world
Bro, you'll, you'll fucking get Ws and shm, they're already spanking Ws
Now you definitely can't jump, that's about like eight or nine feet
Okay, but your, your ankles might fucking explode
We're good, we're good, we're good
You may be operating on a different time than us
The machine is going to be scared of the bees, he'll probably cry about it.
There you go, there you go, that was a little fucking sleam off.
I'm going to toss all that shit.
Sayid, here's some bees though. At least five. They're near the food like flying around in here.
Okay, so should I get down first or you? You can go first.
You mind holding the portable? Yes.
Is that okay? Yo, careful. Yeah, I can hold it.
I mean, I know it's not going to be your job. No worries.
Okay.
You gotta go back.
Got it, so.
Got it, so.
Got it, so.
Got it, so.
Got it, so.
Yo, can you guys see me?
We're doing like a new angle.
So, I don't know if you guys can see me.
We're just like trying some new shit.
Oh shit dude!
Sanbrero.
I didn't take a bad review.
Hey, hey, hey!
That's not even content.
That should be on me.
There's a fucking bee on me.
Careful the bees I know bro I know bro I don't want to get too close and allergic
You're on your own, dude. I'm allergic. Dude, I'm coming right now. I have trouble before
we, you know, maybe you should check around the house or something else. I agree. Want
to see the guesthouse? I've never been. We can have a little look. I don't know,
I do want me to hold it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, we can check it out.
See who's home and shit.
That's Matt or daddy?
Well, that's it.
Man, it's washed my hands.
Cool, sure.
Thank you, they're Balenciaga.
Men's.
Okay.
I'm gonna get a pair of just to fuck up, bro.
I know. I know.
Hey, what up fucking roommate how is it up there?
I don't even I don't even do I found him on Twitter
Yeah, maybe we should do a room tour of his room right now.
Oh, yeah
Yeah, we'll come up yeah, we'll come to your room, we're gonna do guest house, but
I don't know your home.
Since he's hearing it now, free content.
I need to come back in 10 weeks so I know you just bought some drinks.
Yeah.
We'll be up right now.
We want to see the shit you bought.
Go quickly.
Oh
Holy shit, that boy Berger, you get excited when he's in there for too long by himself.
Woo!
Fuck around, I saw a barking.
What fucking bum ass hostage is this?
Fuck down, bro.
I'm here to let you see him with a voice box.
I'll go and leak.
You can't sweep the break down here.
Alright.
Cost of day.
Chill spot.
Gotta take up a trash today.
We just have fibers of the wires or not
That's fairly accounted for
Oh, you got your shim up. I
Was watching my own stream for my live, of course
If you're not your own biggest fan who's gonna do it?
This is the room, bro
Going up hangers I have like
50 fucking shirts just sitting there all my shit in there
shoes and you know what not gonna make sure you got a wide selection of shoes
forces classic nice bathroom and shit some tone this is the deodorant I put on
every day.
Oh shut them how you put deodorant on.
Oh yeah so I use tone deodorant?
I don't really use that much though.
Is that people going to arm pits?
All right.
Yeah, pretty typical.
The usual, got some more.
Oh, and you know what, this right here,
not only is this a TVU charger,
but it's also a charger for a JBL.
So if any of you guys at home have a TVU and a JBL,
you're gonna buy a charger for one.
Let's say you're out of the game, you know what I'm saying?
We're waiting for a game to start my as well just start hitting one of these bro in case you got to open like a jar of pickles or something
You know got to get that grip strength up the usual. Yeah, yeah my little this little shit right here
I was gonna say my little shit might be a fine
Might be just a little decoration
Like I said bro, so the first thing I said maybe jog on yeah, yeah get to
No, just take two.
None? You want these ones too?
I think I got bit by a fucking bee.
You'd be dying.
These ones, you want these two?
No. Energy.
Oh, like instant energy?
Yeah, like you might turn to, like, Perialan.
Oh, so what the fuck?
So try to stay calm if you can.
Okay.
Um, call for shot.
You feel me?
Can't leave until everybody makes a shot.
Dude!
You're not the content!
I'll really make it now.
I gotcha.
Alright.
We got fiber.
Nice, bro.
You don't come to sleep.
Yeah, things have honestly been looking off.
The AC is back.
Fiber is here.
Theater is working.
Yeah, your life's fucking good.
Your life's actually fucking amazing.
Life is pretty good.
Life is pretty good.
It's really important to be...
It's really important to just remind yourself that
Just because you're having a bad day, bro, maybe your worst day is someone else's best day, bro.
That's fine, bro, because I fucking quit.
What'd I do?
I fucking quit.
Yeah, right, you're not quitting.
I fucking quit.
All you do is fucking complain, all you do is eat, all you do is walk around the house, you have no content, you have nothing going for you,
You're wearing women's shorts right now.
No, I don't even get fucking paid, bro.
I'm fucking quits.
Yeah.
How about that?
So you just gave me seven problems
that I don't care about.
I don't care.
I quit.
I'm not quiting.
I'm not quiting.
So I got to be in the stream right now.
You guys are in the stream like this.
You're just leaving?
Yeah, bro, I'm fucking quiting.
You quit?
Yes, I'm fucking quiting.
You're a shit fucking streamer.
Can you guys see me?
No, bro.
Fuck you.
I quit.
And I want my shorts back too.
My shorts?
Oh, I don't know.
Give them back.
I fucking quit.
Your size is maybe way too big.
Yo, I fucking quit.
I don't know what to do.
I never heard this happen.
Make sure to click that subscribe button
and drop a W in the chat.
And if you wanna see more,
drop me in the chat right now.
All right, I'm fucking done.
That shit.
Wait, hold on one first.
You're not a bad streamer, bro!
Hey, thank you, dude.
Hey, W's streamer in the chat, bro!
Hey, W's streamer!
No, you did good, kid!
Hey, thank you, dude.
Dude, wait.
Do you want to get hired or no?
What would you want to hire me for?
You want to be my cameraman?
I could do that.
I could probably be your cameraman, for sure.
I feel like I'm not a nice teamer, too.
Now, Chad, now, how do you feel about this?
You're putting hard on me.
Are you sure?
I didn't know it.
Dude, they're so nice, bro.
Nice, bro, or you did a great job, bro. I could dead-ass you, you know, maybe little gt6
Maybe just say you know becoming an IRL GTA streamer you walk around public without salt rifle start murdering everyone
That's not even a bad show. Shall we should we go upstairs? Yeah
Hey, y'all we're going upstairs. Just so burger knows
Burger just so you know
What's up, stairs?
Whistling
What a good day.
It's a great day, bro. You did good.
How do you think you did?
Hopefully all right.
Yeah, bro. I mean, you guys are coming.
You know?
Burger?
Is he dressed up today or not?
I don't know.
Surely we're gonna see him in costume, bro.
No, why he undressed already?
What's up dude?
What's up, Barba?
Bro, he's going viral recently, huh?
Why, you're so cute. You're so fucking cute, yeah.
What? You want it? Oh, you want it?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Alright. Let's go, yeah?
Ooh, wee!
How did he do bro?
How did Liz do as a streamer?
I think he did pretty good bro.
He did pretty good.
Alright Ron to the next thing.
Chat drop on me right now if you're excited for the next thing.
We're going to do desktop thing.
As y'all know before, we did a try not to laugh with the chat
and it was honestly pretty bad
but the video got a million views
because we got a W in the chat for that little W.
Got a little bit of a million views on that fucking idiot.
video.
It got them little views on that video.
So what we're gonna do is this time, get your omelette fives, right, whatever you wanna do.
Since last time it was cringe, right?
It was trying not to laugh and it was super cringe, everyone was saying, oh, it was cringey.
Well, hey y'all, my name is Steve Mororo, welcome to the YouTube video.
Today we're going to be doing $1 equals trying not to cringe or cringe, trying not
to think.
So anyone who makes me cringe will be getting money, okay?
So the question is, do we start with media share or do we go to links?
I say we probably take like one hour ish and we'll see what we can do with it.
But um, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Yep.
W fuckin' ladies.
What do y'all think?
We could do links.
Now the thing is with media share, the only thing is I'm pretty sure with media share
you can only said YouTube videos.
Is that true?
Outlaw.
Is that true?
Is that true?
Is that true?
I'm not doing Discord because Discord is just even Discord is just gonna have
bunch of fucking idiots can I get a retweet in the chat discord's gonna have
a bunch of fogging idiots yes yeah I mean we could do fuck it we could do
links I'm not against that but the problem is the chat just becomes ee
clip queue is easy for chat links but also doesn't get TikTok is there's
something out there actually let's do this ready chat get ready for or a
a decrease. Ready. Yeah. Yo. Yo.
What's up dude? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yeah. Can you hear me? Yo by the way
the more you guys spam GTRP the more I never ever do it again. I just want you to know
I already told you what my schedule was for today and that I might do it after but if you guys beg for it
I'm just never gonna play again just so you know because I already told you what we're doing today
I'll just get rid of the word honestly yo so the thing that you send is it like links or how does it work?
Clip you yeah, what is a clip queue? So it's like any clip go
Where first yeah, we're since links in the chat it will upload
So they can send anything
usually I don't think it's awkward though so they could send Twitch clips they
could send YouTube clips they could send yeah it's up to which which YouTube I
think kick yeah I mean I'm down to try it I'm down to try yo also why the fuck
is drew all going in my Twitter come saying just tune into the stream is
the cameraman knew why is the camera so shaky this is unwatchable
Yo, I'm not gonna lie drew all you're the worst cameraman ever
You're the worst streamer ever and you need to die in a fire. Okay, that's that's that's what I got to tell you
Yeah, so go fuck yourself, bro. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Yo, why does a cameraman have an alt Twitter? Yo, you're not that cool
Jesus Christ
Okay, I'm down to do clip cue if the chat is chat clip cue media share or links
I feel like the clip cue could be good, but I believe mix it up. Yeah, I think we could try everything
I think we could try everything. How do I can I see the clips you like what is that? I like to
Should authorize twitch?
Well, they could send twitch clips to yeah. Oh, yeah, but you kick stream of all this as well, which is also scary
Stream of walls
Yeah, oh gosh
The technically make this down a tick tock and to make this
Well, what is this leaking?
Oh, no open that or quick open on browser like it's like a browser tab. I think just go full screen on it
Wait, what so like open full screen. It doesn't open anything. Yeah
You're doing all of yes chat leaked check Twitter how I could do it like this hold on interact stay plus I log into this
You could
It's just gonna I just do it normal like Google tab and school f11 it Bros. It's gonna fucking hack me though
nah
Lolo run your great-looking streamer you deserve to want run a 180 second ad bro guys. Can we like relax?
Let's not like make this about me, bro. You know I'm talking about
Okay, so it says it's connected
Do I open up a queue or what?
If you're us open right now anyone who's in the lake dude go through
Okay, do I put it on autoplayer or no?
I mean autoplayer if you want, but you can skip through it, if it's not bad.
Oh my god.
Okay, so is this what it looks like?
Just set a queue limit.
So do I just crop this to make it like just to the clips show?
Good.
Like that?
Yeah, you can also change the res, so it, that works, yeah.
Wait, actually, you're right, I can just do 1920.
But you need to hold interact inside OBS, skip, I imagine.
I'm just gonna like open it up on another tab
Works, okay. I'm letting you know right now by the way if you send some fucking bullshit
You're gonna get fucking banned. Okay, you're gonna get fucking banned if you send some bullshit
Basically, all you got to do is just
Send a clip or send something like that you're in the YouTube video if you type you're also in the YouTube video
So don't worry
You know what I'm saying. So yeah, if you feel good you feel good
So if I just click play oh
Oh wait, I should just like play it. Hmm. How do I like tab?
Decisions decisions decisions. Can you controller now?
Hmm, I don't think so. It's
Is that the most you could send
But I'll use a limit
Unless you settle in the back, which I don't think you did dude. I'm not like being alone
Is it announce like this like the past two months, man? I just don't I don't want my computer
Like I'm so over the computer like I don't know corona just this is just sad
I mean, it's like okay cool. You send a video of me that was fake. That's not cringe. It's just
Who is this? Oh my god, bro, like it's so weird on track. Is that?
No, it's not ready now. It's not ready. Is that true?
That's half
Yo Drew is a yo he sounds like a fucking freak does he not like I don't know how to describe it
He sounds like
Was that was that good? Oh
Hard to say what's that was that a good one. I was like look, yes
I mean is that it is that?
I
Ahhhh!
You guys are not allowed to do that!
Haha! Classic!
Actually a classic.
Yo! Yo! WBoba in the chat.
That is an actual classic. Who was there for that stream?
You cannot say me if it wasn't you.
By the way, I just want to be the guy to say it.
That's a good video. Thank you, Boba.
WBoba in the chat. That was a long time ago, man.
Let's see what the next one is.
Yo! I will tell you when I personally cringe.
Okay? All these are kind of mid.
So far.
Care care care. I'm sitting in the smoke. This is a really cringe. This is kind of like just like wow
Do I think they mullied me?
Where did your Molly hit? This is a classic. I'll be honest with you. This is a classic
Yeah, have I ever had a bad gaming moment like this? I'm blind. They just fucking
Classic chat plastic plastic this guy's like no right where I'm at dog shit gamer
Oh, that's kinda cringe, I mean, but it's not like, it's just like, okay, I mean, it's just...
Oh shit, who are we gonna serve?
Oh yeah, guys, enjoy the kawaii anime modes.
Yeah!
Oh, I like that.
Lionborn just listening to me is getting my rare rocket all sticky!
My rare rocket is really sticky just listening to that.
Oh! I love my voice!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
No.
Okay, this guy got it.
I'm not gonna lie, uh...
I like that.
Okay, can I skip this, or no?
This is, like, I don't even know how this is allowed on Twitch.
And the fact that this is 26,000 views
lets me know that there's a lot of fucking weirdos on Twitch.
Can I get a retweet?
Um, very fucking weird.
Oh, people in chat were saying,
my shit was on speaker! Okay, got it.
Come to that! Oh! I'm a brother boss!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
No!
No!
Yeah, bro. Congratulations. You made me cringe, bro.
Who was that? Announce yourself. Wow, one for...
Okay, nice. So I cringe for one time.
I'm setting a time limit on this.
I'm sending about, like, literally maybe like 30, 40 minutes.
Try to make me cringe, bro. Simple.
Can you go a little higher?
Okay, I mean, this is just like, jeez, that's not even cringe.
That's just like, first and foremost, by the way, you don't be putting me on like, gay
Twitter or whatever it is.
I saw Jason the Wean was on gay Twitter.
I'm not going to be the second person from Core on there.
Actually, I'd probably be the third.
Actually, I'd probably be the fourth.
I saw Marlon on gay Twitter once.
I've seen Silky on gay Twitter once.
I've seen, I've seen Adapt get spanked on gay Twitter once.
I don't know if you've seen that with Temper.
Yo, has Ever, Lacey has a thong?
Yo, are we on like the up?
I just maxed was on at one point.
Yo, are we like on like a, like I didn't realize bro, maybe?
What, we can't work out in your gym with you?
How is this, man?
We're not trolls, we're click farmers.
I'm just kidding I guess.
Wait, wait, wait Brad.
Somebody smell my shit!
Damn.
Wait, can I feel it?
Now that I look back at this,
now that I look back at this,
when people said we were the most annoying streamers,
were they telling the truth?
Now that I actually look back at this?
Cause like before, before I used to be like,
oh, maybe people are just mad
that we're doing good or whatever.
Bro, looking back, we were fucking cringe.
I'll be honest, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
Like, does somebody smell like shit thing?
Was it ever funny?
Maybe they were right, bro.
As I got older, I realized.
So whoever said I was cringe back then, congrats, you're right.
Say it.
Seven. Oh.
Good boy.
Now, I want you to bark for me.
Bark, bark, bark.
That's a bitch-ass bark. I need you to bark louder.
Bark, bark, bark.
There you go.
Good boy. I love when you follow my directions.
Like look at his fucking face, bro. Yo, Zoyo, what the fuck is wrong with you? You are 7 feet fucking tall and you're sitting here barking for an Asian chick.
How many views does this have? 91,000 views. Yo, is this the way to do it? Like, is this like the fucking meta? Like, Jesus, Zoyo, what the fuck is that?
You're anonymous thank you for the 50 gifted
Don't ask to go
He didn't even not give a fuck he just
Last till the morning, when you hit it, she hit menopause before you were born.
It's a show that asks, how old can it go?
It's desperation taken to a whole new...
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
That's not even crazy. This is nasty. I don't never tell me
Yeah, it's that make all your stomach nasty as a man. You know, what is this screenshot?
Yo, can you get this off my fucking screen?
Like geez the fucking wheeze you guys also is it only twitch clips out of all is there everything?
I think it's everything. Yeah, or is it just twitch clips?
This is not even friends also by the way this clip had to have gotten bought it right
18 million views for a twitch clip.
Hey, right?
Yeah, say sorry, dude.
Say so.
Oh my god.
Wait, stop, stop, stop.
Oh no.
Alright.
Guys, I don't know where to take an assumption to pay rent.
Oh, Edward.
208,000 views.
People clicked.
Guys, I don't know where to take an assumption to pay rent.
I don't know where this assumption that we pay rent.
Guys, I don't know where this like a some shit like bro like so you guys think I just slipped in the n-word just randomly and just like
Oh, let me just get away with this real quick bro. I said neither that's number one
And I did not say the n-word. That's quit y'all dude
How does that 208 thousand views like if I delete this like if I delete this am I the bad guy like am I the
Weirdo we're now like I'm the bad guy, right?
Yes. Yes. Like, see, bro, there's no winning.
Now, they see you ruining it.
Yo, Ty, he keeps ruining this shit, bro.
Yo, Ty, I'mma talk to you later, gay.
Hey, hey, bro, bro, he just beat Trump again.
I'mma talk to you later, bro.
I'm just gonna be all over gay to it.
I might have to just click on links, bro.
Like, this is just...
Stop saying you're gonna stop with my daddy's hit.
Not cringe, I mean.
It's 14,000 views. I guess people are coping that.
What the fuck is he doing?
What the fuck is this?
Why is there an emote of Max jerking off?
That's pretty cringe.
I mean I was recreating a Jason the wean moment so I'm getting hell of you
Oh my silly me silly me
Nobody cut that
You know you know bro, this was a different era of twizz is when ASMR first came out drop of me if you know what I'm talking about
I was just trying to fit in
Just trying to get it simple as that like I was I was literally just trying to like be a part of this shit, you know
I got deep funk but I mean it's still just like oh my no
wait wait wait wait wait wait so this wasn't the first time he did it where he was in a
collar and a mask now he did this I didn't even know this is when I was at TwitchCon
is three. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm dead ass serious. But first of all, why
do I kind of look like C? There I say his name. Mr. Joe. Yo, why do I look so fucking
chopped oh my fucking god was it like unbearable was it unbearable to watch
my streams during this era like bro oh my god dude why is this all clips of me
by the way got your asshole that's mine
Stable Ronaldo!
How is this just...
Okay, I mean this is just like...
How is this...
Really? Really? Who said...
Really?
Yo, really?
Ah!
Alright.
And the streamer award goes to...
Ray Asimov!
This is Ray Asian Boys second nomination and first win.
I never even got to read to chat when this happened.
Oh my god.
That guy's riding.
I can stop, bro.
Damn, bro. Damn.
We asked the girl about Thurb on my couch.
I was only welcome to straight line for a week.
Oh
Yo
I'm not even kidding the caption is Ron ripped it. I just gotta be a fake. It's gonna be a fake clip like oh my god
What an era look at Jason look at me
dollar and I look at Lacey doing the lip-synch.
This is...
Nah, yeah, so what's the Jew Bellingham stuff?
I don't understand that.
Yeah, Darla, what's the Jew Bellingham?
Wait, doesn't it sound like I said the N word?
Nah, this is...
Nah, yeah, so what's the Jew Bellingham stuff?
Nah, yes, it was the Jew...
Yo, this room is actually iconic because I think it was the lighting, bro.
I'm telling you.
I dead-ass think...
Bro, lighting means everything, bro.
Dead serious.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, the whole thing is try not to grinch not everything about me
I swear to God when I say this take a screenshot right now put it in my community Twitter exclamation mark calm
Put it in my community Twitter. I will lose this weight in three months by summertime. I will lose this way
Holy, what a WQ agree. What are we doing if you think I'm not gonna lose it? Oh my god
I promise you I will lose this way
Yo, I'm not even getting stuff spamming we good tell me not I didn't lose any weight though
like bro look at my fucking face oh my god look at my face jeez the fucking
wheeze man oh god yes it stinks it literally stinks I'm but it's okay we
Yeah, she got dumb.
Oh my god.
Take a picture.
Now like you gotta do the side.
Do the side angle, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
It begins today.
Okay, so what day should we come back?
I have a banana, banana, banana, banana,
banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana.
Wait, is this actually clapping in this clip?
Bro, I'm trying to fucking cringe, bro. I'm not trying to fucking laugh. I'm trying to like just a bad man
Yeah, just a bad man. Oh my god, thank you. Oh
My god, there's no way that wait till they the higher up see this just a bad man
Like bro, Jesus. No, you're on your grime. So yeah, so Oliver tree game
Oh my god.
Yo!
You think you can go fit in my head?
I'm black.
You think I got hair?
No, no, no.
Shout out Oliver Tree proceeds to put on a collar and a mask.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god, I can't see.
Wow!
We got you!
No, no.
Put your head up, head up.
You look so good.
Oh my god.
Oh, is it too tight?
Oh my god.
No, you look good.
Head up!
Put your head up, head up, head up!
You look so good.
Head up head up head up because she knows it's about to drive so many sales
Every time I look back, bro, this is just
Oh
My god, this one's okay this is every way and so far this is probably the worst thing we're gonna see the whole bottom
I'm getting
Hey was that E-Rog?
I was like
Oh
Ahh that was a classic
That was it
Ay yo
Ay yo
Ay yo
That was it
Take a screenshot nigga fuck it
This is even cringe. This is just like a throwback, bro.
Is this where the grandma rotating- oh, it is.
Grandma rotating input.
Okay, what happened to Jeffro? Is this feeling good?
Is he happy?
I don't even know what you want from me
That I love me, love me
I'm dead serious now I get it bro now I actually like I genuinely get it now
like people used to just say like oh my god this kid needs to fucking die like
like oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god that's bad it's just so quiet
oh god not gonna lie bro I'm giving props to my chat now bro this is pretty
good brothers
Yo, oh my god with this
I'm not going to try to ride him, I'm not going to try to ride him.
IT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS BABY! CALL IT A DUB!
I call it a dub. What you call it a dub?
I call it a dub. What you call it? A dub.
It's easy. It's easy. I don't know what you call that, but it's a dub. What up, Sojo? What? What up, Sojo?
Oh my god, what a dub. What a freaking dub.
I got you guys, I got you guys. I'll repair it one more time.
IT'S MUSIC TO MY EARS BABY! CALL IT A DUB!
I call it a dub, what you call it a dub?
I call it a dub, what you call it a dub?
It's easy, it's easy.
I don't know what you call that, but it's a dub.
What up, Sojo?
What, what up, Sojo?
Oh my God, what a dub.
Yo, come on, do it!
Oh my God, bro.
Like, huh.
Yo, come on, do it, bro!
What am I doing, bro?
What am I doing, bro?
I'm looking at the cure just setting funny moments. I'm just not gonna click them
I'm just queuing the ones that just like I I think I'm just gonna be like
like
Catherine
If you'd oh just killed a woman being good
What was that, was that in the c-
Yo, my god, how do I skip, how do I skip, how do I skip, how do I skip, how do I skip,
how do I skip, how do I skip, how do I skip, how do I skip, how do I skip, how do I skip.
You know, you're leaning on the strongest car, Jack, I don't need my, uh, my tonal
control.
It's been wrong this weekend.
But there's just no way to break through.
You got the ice spirit, the evo test, the test of sight, my whole non-slip controlling
the board.
The small part is without you.
I have to remove the root entirely, I have to.
The law plus the ice spirit.
Everything is just so clean.
Absolutely brutal.
I clip it, it hurts more.
That's popular this weekend.
The toss was split up all the way.
Oh god, bro.
Are all streamers cringing their own fucking ways, bro?
Now that I think about it.
Like, we all have our moments, bro.
Man.
Like, I want a happy ending with your mouth on it.
I just want you to spill on it.
I don't want you to slap it on your face.
And you don't want you to be like, oh, it's thumbo.
I want it so badly in my fucking mouth.
And it'll be like, no, I don't want it.
And you're going like, no, I want it so bad.
I want it.
I want it just stuck in your dick.
And then I'm just going to sit you down.
I'm going to pet your head.
I'm like, you're a good girl, aren't you?
And you're going to kiss?
Let go of me.
I'm not stalling you.
Bro, I kissed on the cheek, I literally do that to my fuckin' little fuckin' eight-year-old cousin, dude.
No, right.
Okay, wait, that sounds pretty...
Everything about this is not interesting.
Bro, you guys don't kiss your family on the cheek?
Are y'all ready for me to expose them?
Oh my god, this is actually cringe.
I hate watching like old clips of me growin', like it's just so bad.
Like it's genuinely just so bad.
Oh my god
What was this guy's issue though, was he just crazy
What is he doing, bro?
Who's this cameraman?
Semi?
What's up with this guy, bro?
I'm even cringe, just like, what the fuck?
Yo, what are you saying?
Like.
It's not true that I am in the right house.
When you think you're on a break, I'm pushing it.
You can see that.
Because if you want a burger,
you know burger,
if you want a french fry,
you know french fry.
The fry.
Ha ha ha.
That was not there.
That was not the point.
Bruh, see my back?
Okay.
Old Twitch.
It's not even old.
It's like two years ago, bruh.
Nobody cared, bruh.
Everyone cares too much nowadays, bro.
Came into fun, bruh.
Who the fuck is this?
I look like you got a stiffy right now.
I look like you got a stiffy, like, at this, um.
MAH!
You guys are going to be ticklish, is it?
Oh, OK.
Yeah, you're going to be ticklish?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just not about to listen to this whole fucking thing, am I?
Like I'm not about to listen to this whole fucking thing, right?
I don't listen to it for 30 seconds, bro.
Go ahead and get your dancing out.
He's going crazy!
My whole life has changed
Since you came in
I knew back then
You were that that's so long
I'm so alive
So deep in love
I wouldn't even say this is cringe
Cause this was like so long ago
But like
I think the cringe part is the thought of him sitting down and making this
My whole life has changed
Since you came in
I knew back then
You were that that's so long
I'm so alive
So deep in love
Yeah, everything's alright
I mean, you look familiar, man.
No, like, this is my first time here.
You sure?
Yeah, like, I mean, you probably
met maybe months back at some house or something,
but I ain't never been in this hospital before.
Like, this is my first time.
I go by flight.
You call me FTC, like.
I'm a grown man.
You want me to call you LTC?
What's your name, son?
Yo.
What's your name?
Donations.
Donations.
No need.
A Brandon Shirek trying to hear you clap with no hands.
Clap with no hands.
Yeah.
Attention, middle children.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I heard that you was revealing this.
Okay, I'm as that bitch in a man's room.
I'm as that bitch in a man's room.
What's going on guys?
We're at the clockhouse today as you can see.
I was in that one last night.
I had to-
Oh my god, what else have we got?
Wait, you're actually so much braver than I thought.
Only cause you're here.
What's your girl type?
What's a girl type?
Are you like a Pokemon?
God, bro.
Take that shit out on me cause my brother hooked up with your ex.
Who's that guy rid of this boy? You're marrying one.
Oh
I'm different bro. I'm different. I am the one that can see John Cena
I'm different
What was he really thinking like that?
Kidding me my best feature bro. Yeah, we see dog
So chopped. Oh my god
Oh my god, bro. He actually glued the fuck up. I don't give a fuck like yo look at him, bro
He just looks unbearable to look at like
It looks like a fungus
and I had a chance to dance in my mom's-
BAM!
Hell!
Jesus, man.
It's pretty good so far.
Stole my grain, got me walking off the scene like a whole little jam.
I get this, this, this shit, that's my way.
Doin' that, that, and I replay.
Doin' that, and I replay.
Just like that, come my way.
Just this, this, and that's my way.
Doin' that, that, and I replay it.
Don't be scared.
Please for the love of God stop like what bro like
Seven I don't remember
Another one are you kidding me? I don't get it D233
Oh
My god
Bro, please oh my god
It's the Lombard to Tubbo. Because I know that Tubbo can... I don't have to care about Lombard anymore.
Because Tubbo is the President.
What, you're the Vice President, Tommy. You've done enough.
Your actions... your actions, what you don't realize is that your actions have consequences now.
Lamoon!
Fucking real quick!
Just to heal for one second, because I'm losing my mind. I'll take one quick beat.
Alright.
I'll take one quick beat.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH!
I
You see this
Yeah, you recorded us, bro, good shit
What is this?
Throw us a thong.
Yo!
What the fuck's up?
Shadow!
Thank you so much for that donation!
Let me put you on the board real quick.
I
Yeah, that used to be that was weird
This actually might go down
No bullshit
This go down is one of the most like cringe videos on the internet in like the last like five years
Like this actually might be the one around okay?
I have a whole setup. I don't need it. But like now I do I'm gonna sleep in here
This is dead you yo bro just because I prefer one side of my face with the other doesn't mean I don't show my other side
My face you cock writer this guy Dennis is like this
Perfect the lawnmowers are going on. I'm just in this bed. All right guys a hundred million likes and I take off the blanket
Okay, until then you don't get it. So you don't get 50 million stubs and we remove the blanket
Please
I'm so nervous
Hi.
It feels so awkward talking to a camera for the first time.
Hi.
Yo, you know what the crazy part about this video?
I was known as Dream.
Yo, on Twitter, it was the hashtag keysuglywithstrending.
Online?
Yo, it was actually fucked up.
It was actually fucked up.
It was actually fucked up.
You don't care who I am.
It was actually fucked up.
face and so obviously you know who I am I'm just so cool I don't know probably a
lot of you are probably wondering why now why are you finally
who the fuck is this
Get it bronzed up a bit, you know, get it there, but you're also gonna go over it with the eye.
Who is this?
We're in just a little...
There he is, there he is!
There's my light!
Oh no!
Oh!
Humiliation Ritual.
Oh God.
Oh my god, thank you for the five kiffed in.
Let me write your name on the chalkboard.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, there's no way.
There's actually no way he did that.
Wait.
I'm not.
I'm not.
It might be selfish to think this, but I miss the last so-
I'm dropping it.
Again.
Get it, come on baby, show them what you got.
This is genuinely another like top five worst moments ever.
Yo, not a single soul was moving.
Get it, come on, baby!
Show them what you got!
Show them what you've got!
If you got those, just move it!
Throw it at the s-
What is this?
Nah, I'm like, I like, this was motion back then.
Let's go!
I love!
This isn't even cringe.
This is just kinda like, peak, no?
Ah!
Damn!
Oh, shit!
Look at all these women!
We might have worked for far next!
Let's go!
What the fuck?
Oh, Alan, we don't need it!
Oh, like, what the fuck?
Oh, like, we don't need it!
Yes!
You know, you think if we all pulled up to a,
why have we not all pulled up to a concert
or getting together, bro?
Oh, like, please, I don't want to go.
Like, this is the fun vibes of streaming, bro.
I'm telling you, when you just kind of do whatever.
Like, we dead ass were just doing,
oh yeah, our schedules just don't align.
I'll be honest with you.
My schedule, anyone's schedule,
it's not just anyone in particular.
It's just, I just, yo, we gotta go to Drake's
concert when he tours like all of us bro
Classic
I
Nothing's
Oh my god, oh my god, she fucking flinched.
Oh.
I'll see you later.
Bye bye.
Hand shake.
Oh my god.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Y'all.
Oh no, bro.
Oh God, bro.
That's pretty cool.
Psh.
Seven days.
Not a word, not a video, not a clip, not a post.
Nothing.
You may wonder, oh you may not wonder,
why do you do this?
Why do you do this experiment?
Why are you even making this video?
Why was it silent?
seven days straight I want who do you think you're Vincent to pose this
internet I want to see how bad and easy or hard you can really fool the internet
now was easy do you think he just did this himself you just wanted to get this
out let me tell y'all like seven days I genuinely don't know like everything
bro like he's so much people saying criticism this and the other you
You wouldn't even know what Chris is meant to know.
Respectfully.
Why do you think we gotta leave that first place?
Like that.
Yeah, who got tricked by the internet though?
Drop a mythos, yo.
Hi there, morning.
How you doing?
Hello, hi.
I think I got tricked, bro.
I got tricked, bro.
I mean, I did ask how I tricked.
Why did Jinxie just text me saying, hi, Ron.
And then he said, I'm drinking beer in a plane.
Nice, bro.
This dude is drunk texting me on a fucking plane.
And then he sends me a fucking photo, like...
Yo, like, good stream today, bro.
Keep it up.
Nice, bro.
W fucking Jinx, bro.
He's so cute.
Actually fucking adorable, bro.
That rass is adorable.
Hey, don't like crash out stage though, can I get a...yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
You
And a bench world
And I'm a man who loves to play with boys
What I meant to say
Listen
I love that way.
I love that way.
I love that way.
I love that way.
Mysterio!
Ray Mysterio, what I meant to say
is you're a boy
and I'm a man
and tonight I'm going to love
the man handle you.
No way!
It hurts!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Rey Mysterio!
You remember this pal?
You're a boy!
And I'm a man!
When you and I get together here tonight
I'm gonna get on top of you!
Yeah it actually was so much better
Like what the fuck is he saying?
like bro oh brother yeah I'm not you know I'm not naked under it that'd be weird
I'm really like not playing around this time I'm 22 you know what I mean it took me a while
to understand that and you know it did and I just want to say bro I think I'm ready
I do
But guys, that's the intro aren't you always supposed to do that
AI stream no guys my streams not AI because I have a to my camera guys if this was a
oh god oh guys if this was AI would I be able to do that Jesus what are you
sending me all right
Like why doesn't fortnite do cool shit like this like a boogie down
I
Remember orange justice like that was like
Johnny yeah, sorry to tell you that you have to return to your life of debt. Yeah
The people clap loud when you win a Grammy, they clap louder when you win an Oscar, but
the people clap the loudest when you fall and champ got knocked out today.
There are some last words that I'd like to say to the crew.
Guys, I don't care how tough you think you are, nothing hits harder than life.
But it ain't about how hard you hit.
It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, okay?
And don't be playing figures, saying, I'm not where I need to be because of him or her
or anybody.
Cowards do that, and that ain't you.
ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!uts!
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Fuck is
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face
you fart again?
Bro cuff him
cuff him
Come on, bro, you're literally a fucking animal dude.
Oh my god, I smell it.
It smells like his breath too, oh god, you're disgusting dude.
Such a fucking ugly monster, bro.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm left, I'm left!
Dad, you fuckin' dog shit piece of shit!
KFC Lover!
Fuck you!
Is that me?
That was his name.
His name was KFC Lover.
What is this?
Hey! Hey, just pick up one! Pick up one! Pick up one!
Alright.
It's like...
Just hate
Yes.
Oh my, oh my God.
Oh, homecoming queen!
Oh, I don't want to know what it's all going to be.
I don't get the wrong idea.
There's a homecoming happening.
Yeah, stop that.
Okay, Vaga, I will get back to you.
Oh, oh, yeah, whatever.
How would you define your sound now?
Dude, I have no idea what to call it.
I mean, it's got a lot of bass.
A lot of people think that I just started making music.
I was making beats and stuff when I was 12.
I had like 30 plus songs before I released anything.
I've had stuff with rock elements.
I've done stuff with singing elements.
I've tried to make country songs before.
I'm a millionaire.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
Like, if you, hey, if you didn't try making content
during COVID you sold, that was your opportunity.
That was dead ass here, that was your opportunity.
That was your chance, you had the chance, it's over.
Like, motherfuckers, dead ass, this is like.
All right, how you doing, Iron Mask?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm doing great.
I think the people here want to hear you sing,
isn't that right, guys?
Shoot it.
I'm sorry, little kids, but I'm gonna kill a clown today.
I could say, but let's begin a spray.
I'm from Brooklyn, that's all right.
But, let me just say I like to get close and personal with a razor sharp object, but, let me just say this, I'm not going to stab you in the heart.
What I'm going to do is grab a pen, stab you in the neck, punch your lungs, then slam a blunt object into your stomach.
Fuck.
A blunt object into your stomach and cause internal bleeding.
Now, before you die, let me just say this.
The reason I call myself Snaps is because I take my time to rhyme. I'm not
complicated, but I'm like a sniper. I aim straight for the heart or the head.
I'm straight and direct. I might hide through caves that way. You'll know when I
hit you as soon as you hit the ground. Well he hasn't done a single rhyme.
This guy said some shit on Facebook. Here we go. Joking the dark night shit.
So don't let me go all James Holmes on you dark night shooter. Is that a
little bit too soon you're not hearing this as well if you want to be the
joker why don't I give you a bottle of pills a Chelsea smile and instead of
Heath Ledger dying why don't you replace his dad because nobody would give two
shits about a guy who looks like a fucking meth head wife nobody's
He's stopping him!
He's stopping him!
H. Murray.
His face looks like he got into a fight with the Bible.
You can't say shit.
Your face looks like you got into a fight with the blunt side of an axe.
Damn.
Do you think that I'm a soft cop?
No, I'm not giving it real fucks.
Y'all are gonna have to do this.
You don't know what I've lived through.
But let me just say this, I'm not the one to judge people.
Yeah, this is rap battling, I can give you a fox.
Only for the factor of, I do this because I love it.
Whether or not I choke out, it doesn't matter.
But, at one ounce, if there's an MC like you,
who basically, their shit just breaks like Indian curry,
the after effects, then don't waste your time.
Don't do something else, don't do something with your life.
We should make a law if two Shays have to make a kid,
If I have a kid, get his dick in the cock,
when you shoot the little kid.
Hello?
I, uh, wanted to make a statement on what I said, and...
I'm not even getting by that, I don't know how y'all let him get away with this.
Once I knew, once I saw he come back from saying this shit, I was like,
there's no such thing as cancel culture, oh god.
My previous livestream, you probably won't believe me when I say this,
but whenever I go online and I hear other players...
Yo, he actually hit the worst excuse ever.
You used the same kind of language that I did.
I always find it extremely immature and stupid.
And I hate how I now personally fed into that part of gaming.
Yo, I'm gonna use this excuse.
On God, if somehow, somewhere warm, I'm gonna use this.
That's why.
I'm gonna recreate this whole video.
It was something that I said in the heat of the moment.
I would never say that, though.
I said the worst word I could possibly think of.
Bro, the actual clip he fully meant what he said. I'm not a lot.
I'm like, it just sort of slipped out.
Hello, hello, hello! Real quick, y'all.
I know, uh, BreakoutStreamerOfTheWear went to...
BreakoutStreamerOfTheYear went to adapt.
And congratulations, and we respect you for what you did.
But Rekai should have won BreakoutStreamerOfTheYear and DDG.
I don't care what y'all say.
Shut up, Rekai! Shut up!
This is the bad part, man.
how did they get angles of the second why did they they gave like real angles
of this yeah oh man bro that's why they have the ball like me for a
If you hate me, but you love me
Okay, wanna take me?
Fuck me, touch me with the lights off
And my chains on
Maybe I'm not the right one
There's no chance someone will listen to this, right?
There's genuinely no way someone will do this, right?
I thought that you put me in like a line of slow saying that she know me
I don't even know that
Ain't no daddy, she said I won't even bother
She said I kill a cat like I'm looking at another
I
Nothing is cringe just reactions LMAO, so you don't think that this is cringe
You think this is just like something you put on I'm deadass just watching the videos bro
I mean this is just like there's I'm not gonna lie. I'm impressed
There's a good amount of clips here that have made me cringe, you know
I'm actually surprised why you guys did good for the first time ever like this is like kind of sad, bro
How many like this is like really sad of the honest of you like
I'm going to the beach where I had my marรฉ.
I'm a baby tracer, I'm a baby tracer, I'm a baby baby tracer, I'll be fastin', I'll be
fastin', I'll be wincin', I'll be wincin', I'll be kenji, I'm already kenji, then I'll
be a tree, I already chose the tree.
This is a classic, though.
It is a classic.
What is this?
Yo, what's up guys?
Me and my best friend Dennis here.
You know what not best friend, bro. I feel like best friend for how close we are. It's kind of disrespectful at this point
You're my brother. You're literally my blood brother with different blood. That's it
I know a lot of you guys watching this video are probably shocked by the title
I wish we could tell you that it was just a prank or that it was a fake title or something
But unfortunately, it's true. My best friend is moving back home. Sorry, my best friend
My brother, my surgery, whether it's eight months,
10 months, a year, two years, I don't care when.
I'm saving your room, I'm keeping your room empty
and you're coming back here.
I told Dennis I'm like, don't ask.
What?
I've been through it safely for taking you home.
I've been here.
No matter what circumstances,
but at the same time.
Bro, why are they crying?
What I do for you is nothing.
Is he okay?
Bro, we gotta cut the video, bro.
Well, we have to end this video, bro.
We moved thousands.
I love you guys.
Hopefully we'll see the video again, bro.
Um, yeah, um, yeah, yeah, why don't we fix this resolution?
Interesting. Do we keep going? You want to do a little more or no?
Dude, I'm not gonna lie like some of these are pretty fucking good.
I'll do it until something really gets me like, ay, ay, ay.
Yeah, how do I fix it? It's like, um, full screen.
Like, I don't know how to open this. Like, I can't go back to the queue.
What the fuck is this, bro? Is this fucking G.H.?
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's like bugged.
What's your question now?
How did it feel bugged?
How did you get mugged?
Hold on.
What's that, Chad?
Nerf Bastion.
Who remembers that?
What year was that, bro?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What year was that, bro?
Oh!
Yo, what's up guys?
Me and my best friend, Dennis here.
You know what? Not best friend, bro.
I feel like best friend for how close we are.
It's kind of disrespectful, it's fine.
You're my brother.
You're literally my blood brother with different blood.
That's it.
Um, so I know...
JJ, f***in' eat.
Hey, don't say that.
Really?
Fucking easy
You're scared after big green
He
K ัะฑuts, I know you're probably really surprised to see me and jazzmen singing here together
Second is in honor of George Floyd and I really hope we can see more unity and more peace
when already things are so difficult.
So, shout out to his family.
There's no way that was real, right?
Like, I can't, I usually get like baited pretty easily, but there's no way that was
actually real.
Are you finished with the packet?
You finished the packet?
Classic.
Were you finished with the packet?
You finished the packet?
Classic
Nah this is like
I'll be out of this bro
Some say this tomorrow like bro
This shit was this tough or no?
I'm rising headless, but you're gonna stay gone
Do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna hold, get you down here, girl
Ah...
What is this?
Iron Mouse?
I
Think we're coming up to the last couple bro, I got about ten more bro ten more that like really just get me bro
Like dead ass I think I got ten more bro. I
to try
So real what's your phone? I'm gonna let me go back. I'm saying goodbye. I'm coming Ronnie
I don't know how does it thing bro. Oh my god get this off the fucking internet. I should be done right now, bro
Oh my god, bro kill yourself. We're sent that in game, bro, but oh my fucking god
I
Mean the air do you play with my say
I'm getting like 2020 wasn't a real year
This is bad.
Was this like a government test?
Like if I ever tried to be funny.
Like it's like it's a government test.
Like what the fuck am I watching?
Alright, alright, I got it.
The next one that makes me cringe, I'm done.
after that that's gonna be it bro so make sure it's make sure it's good bro
make sure it's fucking good
why's he saying good boy what's
I never want to start using all the English.
You're fucked.
Oh, shit, you're me!
You're fucked!
Yo!
Fuck you, Deborah, I got you!
Get it on!
Damn, that's a classic.
Alright, um...
That might be it, bro.
That genuinely might just be it, bro.
Like, I don't think there's anything that's gonna make me cringe, bro.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
I think about all the times that you made me all of mine.
Hate to say, you know, that love is blind.
I'm out to see.
I close my eyes.
They can see you in here, though.
Most of them need dollar signs to make every day your birthday.
And every night, your Valentine is sweet.
Just a little bit of a hug.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you feeling the Dava dart, you feeling the Dava, wait, that shit was what?
It was good, it was good.
Thank you, thank you.
I went through 10, how good.
I always think about my upbringing in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
We didn't even fight and punch in the face, remember?
I don't know, was Collinswood like you got punched in the face?
Where'd you grow up, sir?
Philly, Philly jacket.
Collinswood.
Did people punch in the face?
They did.
Yeah, they didn't fuck around in Collinswood.
Are you from Oakland?
Fuck!
The partner run of me!
Shit, I'm thinking of you and...
What?
My bro...
Cutter!
Hand me my thinking grenades!
Where'd you get these?
Shh! Cutter!
I'm thinking.
Uh huh...
Oh my god, he's dead!
That might work.
What's happening?
I got it!
Cutter!
Somehow you and me are gonna find a way this is just there's nothing cringe anymore, bro
If there's nothing cringe, I think that's it bro. I think that's it. Oh, I think that's I media you traumatic fuck
You want so dramatic it pisses me off you insidual fucking grip. I honestly can't stand you. Why are you talking?
That your brain your brain doesn't fucking work
You idiot you're honestly an idiot. I don't know what's wrong with you
Who is he talking to?
He's just pissing me off.
You think you're the shit.
You think you're so high and mighty,
that I mean you're literally comparing yourself to a god.
Whereas you're far from it.
You're still stupid in your fucking head.
You're an idiot, you're honestly an idiot.
You're an innocent.
And I can't stand you.
I can't stand you.
This is manifested.
This is like, this has been something that's...
Alright, last one.
You know it's like cringe when you just like want to get rid of it.
You know what I'm talking about, like you just want to like move on from it so bad, bro, like, oh man.
Alright, um, I think that was actually a good session, bro. There was a lot of cringe videos, I'll be honest with you.
I think that was the first time my chat actually like made me cringe.
I'll be honest, bro. There was a lot of bullshit, but then there was a lot of cringe shit.
I would say out of every time we've done that, that was probably the most productive. So good job to the community.
Very good job, bro. Um, honorable mention?
Um, yeah, bro, I got you. Let me, we'll do one honorable mention. Let me go through the list.
3, 2, 1, boom, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yo, bad buddy here.
Alright, yeah, well that was pretty good bro, that was actually fucking pretty good,
so thank you.
Wow, that was actually good bro, good job Jais, good job Jais, yes, good job,
good job Jais.
Yo, I see Rage is live, bro.
It's time to press him.
Tell Rage, pick up the phone.
Hold on.
Hmm.
Did Rage block my number?
It's just not ringing.
Oh.
Yo, get rid of this emote of me as a fucking pig!
It's the dumbest shit ever, bro.
It's actually like, I don't get it.
I don't understand why that's an emote.
Burger, get down from the fucking tree.
I
Stay with Ronaldo another family. What's going on? Hey, Rage
Yo, bro, I heard you're trying to join. Yes, I do. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
I mean you want to join core
But we don't give money though this time
Yo, so me, Jinxie, and Lowe's were gonna be, you know, playing this GTA V heist.
The thing is, have you ever played heists?
Because none of us have played it.
I've probably played one time, but I don't even remember what it was, is it self-play
or was it player?
I don't know, but it's because we're doing it because none of us have ever played
it.
I don't know how to do the high, I don't know the instructions.
White guys one black guy G. Do you know how do I tell you number one?
What does that do anything number number two?
Number two. I'm black too. It's like there's two black people and then it's me or it's Losan and GC
Yo, I'm down to play with you, bro
I saw that you said like oh if you wasn't invited except whatever might be brother you can play I just
Person can like everybody has to agree on your rage
So you have to make sure you talk to the top though. You look sexy when you just did that
You have to make sure you talk to the other team members, you know, like Lacey
What Lacey else speed or something, you know
So
Bro
And if they don't it's okay
Wait, Lace is not there? Oh, Lulse!
Hey, hey, so Jinxie just texted me so I called, I texted him. I said, I said rage for our fourth and he goes for heist
I go yeah, and he typed in all caps. Yes
So are you down to do it or no?
You're lying!
I swear to god, but are you down to do it?
Yes, I'm down! I'm down!
You're lying to me!
I'm not he said make sure he's down to marathon
See this is what rage do bro
It's gonna be November 14th
Which is a Saturday the 18th at night GTA releases
So, basically, we have four days to complete it, but it's not going to be...
I don't know if we're going to do it in person, because I don't know how long it takes.
I think it takes like a day and a half, so we'll have to sleep on Discord all together.
Okay, so we're going from a GTA marathon to a GTA...
Because we're all going to marathon GTAs to a GTA 6 marathon.
Yeah, that's the whole point.
We're doing it five days before GTA 6 comes out, and I've never played a single heist ever.
Like, when I played during high school, all my friends would just kill me every time
I got into a plane they would just see forward or shoot it down with rockets
So I never got a chance to play it and then if I did try to play with me them
They would always tell me that they're gonna give me the least amount of money, so I just never ended up doing it
But
There's not even a world is that I think the maximum I asked my friend Leo
He's my friend. He's my AI friend. He told me if you do it without sleeping. It's like 24 to 30 hours
So with sleeping you should take us like 48 hours.
Oh we're also doing it where we're doing mission impossible.
So basically we have to do every single thing without dying.
We have to do every single heist without dying once.
So if we die we have to restart our dooms yeah they're saying yeah there's like yeah
I'm gonna ask for mine. Yeah, yeah.
Yes, so like look no no no so like let's say we are like we're like I think there's 14 heists if I'm not mistaken
Let's see we're at 13 and we die we have to restart completely. Yeah
But don't worry bro. Lo said he's locked
But he said he's locked.
He said he's gonna put on the gloves though. That's what he told me verbatim.
Yeah, listen, bro, you let me know. We might not do it where we die. We restart, but we're gonna do the heist and
But if it's not in person, we made a rule.
a rule like even those agreed bro you have to sleep in discord like the old
days of like how streamers used to be in discord like we're gonna have to turn
our cams on for certain segments like bro we're gonna have to just you know
do a little throwback bro but you have to sleep on discord like you can't be on
that sissy shit where it's like I mean we could do it in person but how
How long does it take?
It takes like one day, doesn't it?
So if we do that, no death sentence, not even one day.
If it takes more than like two days,
like three days, I would do it in person.
Two days is like, is that kind of mid?
But how do we do it in person?
We just put our setups together,
like in each other's rooms.
Like how we do it before, we all have four rooms
then we just do the setups.
I'll just I'll keep you updated bro, but are you down to do it so you're gonna be the fourth
Okay, don't bail bro
All right, bro, just make sure you're you're there for don't bail. Oh
By the way, I'm not even trying to funny yo look what I bought I'm not trying to reveal until my birthday
I'm kidding.
He should talk.
I'm strong.
No, Max is here.
Look.
Bro, come here.
They might see it.
Come on, look, look, look, look.
what what I have to show him
that was a good look messy reflection good bro I showed my bare asshole
everything out of my I showed my complete asshole and I spread my cheeks that
what you wanted to fucking hear God bro I don't care I bet so Rages are
confirmed fourth okay nice nice so me jinx what about a fifth oh who the fuck
are you who are you who the fuck are you no pixel I'm down to get on the only
thing is like is there anyone on Marlin is on do I keep my character like the way
it is right now or no like do I keep my character yes I mean fuck it I mean I'll
play for like I'll play for a little bit not too long now okay I'll play for a
little bit not too long. Election is tomorrow for the mayor. Say Wallahi.
I will give you the world, baby girl. You just got to be a world fee. I will
You just gotta be worthy
Um, so why is my game updating?
Hello?
Here, I'm gonna give you guys some cinematic, I'm gonna give you guys some cinematic shit
while we load up.
Ready?
Thank you for the 317 viewer rain if you hear from the rain jump of it.
Outlaw enable drops.
Play rust again sometime. Oh, for people to run at me and just scream the N-word?
No camera or no camera?
No camera?
Eris.
Um, why is my game not loading in my band?
In my band?
Oh no.
Outlaw turned my body cam off.
Sweet!
Wait, downloading a hundred and seventy seven files?
What the fuck?
Wait downloading a hundred and seventy seven files
What the fuck
No, that's what I should be next. I'm just kidding. I
Don't have fiber plugged in bro. I didn't plug it in I didn't plug it in yet
Who's getting sucked off? What the fuck is that sound?
Bro, I wanna get sucked off.
No, fuck the cam, bro.
Hey, fuck the cam. I'm about to freestyle acapella, bro.
Bro fuck all that shit bro. I'm trying to get signed maybe to Rockefeller throw a triangle up in the chat because you know
I'm trying to get money like that. You know what that means that means. I'm trying to sell my soul
To get some money in GTA
So I can make some money
I would never sell my soul in real life
But if someone came up to me and was like yo if you want a million dollars all you got to do is just
sacrifice one viewer in chat I'm choosing one of you I'm gonna choose one of you
and it's not gonna be fun it's not gonna be fucking fun
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
Okay
Okay, oh
Okay
Can I get a thank-you in the chair?
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you if you saw you actually get a free badge during GTA if I play the game and you get a money drop
I'm pretty sure correct me if I'm wrong tap. Thank you so much for the five giftings five strokes for you, sir
god damn it bro my fucking fiber is not broken in bro
sorry I'm sorry even just prime frostbite but on in the meantime maybe I
could just I could give y'all maybe a freestyle yeah I got you I got y'all no
no I got y'all yes sir your cheer David a five gifted we're gonna thank you
I bet not too fast that's too fast I got you guys I got you guys turn TS off I bet nice
one made me go harder bro yo Renato they were five gifts we get a thank you
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Concept rays
Concept rays
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Bull Homie
Fuck you
And you, Fuck you
And you
I'm going to kill myself
December 17th
432 ESD
Yeah, I'm on my home drive gonna take my car really far
Into the woods
With a shotgun
For fun
Take my life
With a gun
Okay, let's go, Steam!
Hey, fuck that shit, let me put on some real music.
Niggas wanna talk about money don't dab him on everyone body bitch
I put them feet in the vat and don't wanna take my check
Call me Johnny put them to the test
Rekhaa but nigga say we your chest
You even can't shit me you got invects
If that boost that I'm guessing for breath
Cooking these words on my even I shat
J-Bing and then G-Shit making me death
Bow I'm big dog niggas cool dude
Ray wanna diss me go eat a noodle
That straight dude niggas brutal
If you don't want I'm gonna call Jukku
Fuck you my chain dirty
Rekhaa wanna jump in you dirty
And the times I be overly sturdy
You and I they said it cause you not worthy
And I still wanna-
If you didn't film it, it ain't sound right.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
She wanna what?
She wanna what?
She wanna what?
She wanna-
She wanna hang with an Indian.
She wanna hang with an Indian.
No, she don't!
She wanna hang with an Indian.
She wanna hang with an Indian.
No, she don't!
She wanna hang with an Indian, she wanna hang with an Indian
She wanna hang with an Indian, she wanna hang with an Indian
I wanna go to Australia, I wanna fuck with an Indian
Yo, can I get in the game?
I'm getting lit off the sheets, you know I don't fuck with no sickies
I'm getting turnt when I'm gambling, I'm trying to run up a milli
Milly
Look how I'm carrying kick, I might just
Oh shit, POV in a good life
POV 2019, you just got home from school bro, you're loading up fortnight, it's Halloween
season.
You turn on twitch, you see ninja, you see tifu, 8-7 gifted v4, thanks, wow, drake and
ninja just announced a collab, you're sitting there, you're not even doing your homework,
You don't even know what a COVID is yet.
Nobody knows.
Not a single soul.
You're shooting blanks to that one lifeguard skin
in season five?
It's a good life, bro.
Oh, your game restarts.
Or when Calamity had the movies that jiggled?
Ugh!
Now POV, the year is 2083, you're on your deathbed.
And your son asks you what's your favorite video game and this just starts playing.
And then you look back at your life and you're like, wow, time flew so quickly.
I remember this game.
When did it come out?
2012.
It's officially been 14 years since this game came out.
Now POV.
The year is like, I don't know, maybe like...
20, like, 0, 8?
You're on the way.
You're chillin'.
You're playin' Wii Sports, Wii Party.
Whatever it might be bro. You know what I'm saying? Now POV. The year is 2007 to 2009.
You're on the DSi bro. Kids nowadays don't even know what a DSi is. They already have
iPhones. Now POV.
Oh
Hello Lucas?
Hello?
Where the fuck are you?
Get up on here!
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Straight to social media.
Yep, gotta make a tweet.
Fuck up.
Ooh, that's hard.
That's going straight up.
Don't keep my delete later.
Gotta just do my daily scrolls.
Anyone check out my social media 500 likes I'm going viral
Wow I'm going viral 300 likes 67 likes two likes Goldstein for mayor I mean this isn't
Bad Shalom new ink town of anyone's to be friends 700 likes. I mean that's not bad
You know, that's not bad
Shalom anyone around move
Maybe the fucking can't five gifted chas
Bodied lights yo, bro. This is what real motion is look at this 200 likes who's got notice on who got no
Notie Gang!
Yeeeaaahhh!
Famous!
Yeeeaaahhh!
Famous!
Oh...
I'm a fucking loser.
Alright.
Hello?
Shut the fuck up!
Oh shit! Alright!
Alright, I need to eat. That'll be weird.
Yeah, I just said that, bro. I don't know.
No item durability. Oh my god! Wait, did she just get...
Wait...
It expired mother fucker shit expires
Where the fuck hey, yeah, we're the fucking deli yet y'all yeah, yeah, what a fucking deli yet
Take this shit on the fucking ground, bro
Stop screaming, coward!
Yo, y'all are fucking annoying!
Yo, it's not that loud for in-game, bro!
I have my mic loud in the stream!
You fucking idiots! Stop breaking the fourth wall!
You fucking donkeys!
God, it's different for you guys
than it is for the game!
Out source!
Show em' my wall if I smack the fuck
out of this dude right now!
People need eyes for vision,
and I need to see what's going on.
Yo yo suck my dick
I gotta go get some fucking food, bro, I gotta go to the burger joint. I'm gonna die, bro. I don't eat food
I'm gonna die bro. Yo stop! Yo sir! Yo sir, is this your wife in the car? Cause I have disabled son.
My car now loser! Bro's got a baseball bat.
of
the
the
Oh
Yo, what a fuck everybody at both
I gotta make some fucking money bro do I take it as job
How the fuck do I get a job, bro?
Bro, I gotta get a job, bro.
If you ain't feeling this, I don't know what's wrong with you.
Fuck are you looking at?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
They didn't run from here, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, and where's the man and guess what bro?
Nobody wants to fucking vote for me. Nobody means I don't talk to our customers like that
Are you on about bro? It's a type A to type
Right now I need to see a fucking trend.
The fuck are you talking to?
What the hell?
I wasn't even talking to my mother.
I'm in the fucking island or something.
I'm just fucking talking.
Oh my god.
The fuck are you talking to him like that for?
What the heck?
You don't call mental people waved in their bodies?
Jesus.
What's up man?
Look people.
You say you're running for mayo?
No, no.
I asked for mayo.
I need mayo on my burger.
Oh mayo mayonnaise. Yes, sir. Can I get one burger? I'm not serving this. Let me guess you're gonna go fucking eat it tops
Give me my fucking burger. Are you fucking crazy?
Goldstein Goldstein, come here quick
What in the motherfuck is your problem?
I don't care about the only one
Jesus Christ
I'd say killing the mayor. Oh, hey, look it's the mayor. Hey, how are you?
Hey, this guy wanted to run from air as well.
You want to run for fucking mayor you don't have what it fucking jade
Says you it's not a fucked up hairline. It was the decision I got at supercuts. All right
Oh girl in the shorts you have a spotter on your foot and go to jump. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No worries not running for mayor
You know
knows why what's it to you maybe maybe you don't maybe you can walk out of there
that's fine I mean I can just you know I'll figure my ways out with you wait you
guys kind of look the same me so I'll look yeah a little bit like same hell I
tell you're gonna be made in a very articulate sir
What's his name, bro?
How do you take care?
Day one, what up?
Day one?
Man, it was LG season.
Now what is it?
You look like him.
You look like him.
Yo, how the fuck do I get rid of him?
Rid of him?
Yeah, how do I get rid of that fucking mayor guy, so I can't vote for mayor?
I mean, you can use one for mayor.
Damien, we need you!
Excuse me, excuse me, we're in a fucking conversation, man.
Alright, normal.
Watch it fucking self. Aren't you the mayor?
Are you gonna ban James?
Hey, hey!
I'm not the mayor, he is!
I'm the mayor, why?
God, I'm asking, I was telling him to f-
I'm gonna impeach the mayor, bro!
The fuck are you doing?
She's just-
You're not gonna do jack shit.
I'll find it, I'll find it.
I'll find it.
You don't wanna get on my bad side, sir.
David, are you free? I don't want to do animal brutality.
He was asking me some questions right here.
You have a spotter in your foot, by the way. You want to jump?
We need...
Oh!
Alright.
Uh...
If you wanted to have some sort of political career...
What would you do?
Oh, really?
There you go.
Do you want to have a political career?
Yeah!
Oh, I don't know. Court gesture.
The fuck is this guy?
yo
I ain't gonna, yeah
wait is that the news?
yeah I hope you don't lie cause you're in Baltics, buddy
dude shut the fuck up
come shut the fuck up
you fucking shut the fuck up
yellow all you want it doesn't help
just for a minute
yeah I don't know
I'm really coming to head out magazines in for it I guess
oh my god yeah yeah
so that's what I'm coming through this way
the group was closed
all right well shit I'll make some laughs
I'll come back around all right
you guys I don't wanna let us be unchecked drunk
Can I give you a french fry?
Yeah grab it grab it.
Big fan.
Hey!
The mayor is bold!
I'm gonna say it!
You wanna check out the newest edition?
I'm gonna say it!
The mayor is bold!
I'm not afraid to say it!
I'm sick of it!
What the hell is going on?
I can't be a mayor if I can't be so ruthless!
Yeah!
I'm sick of your shit, Vivec!
I don't think I wanna work for you anymore!
Why?
What the hell is happening?
No!
I have been treated like shit for years!
I'm just so tired of your stupid boldness and
and you've been
negativity going on here i'm just gonna leave for the time
god i'll be in someone film this right now
i got it i got it i got it
so i will hit you
fucking good boy hold on i'm really trying to get the angles right
i mean one second oh yeah yeah we'll wait for the right angle
there we go okay okay i'm gonna strike him right now
no please don't don't i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it
oh my god don't don't first i was your campaign manager
and then you promoted me to intern
And then you're married to Carla and I'm just so s-
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Yeah, I'm just- I'm just- I'm tired of your-
Oh, headed!
Oh my god, I forgot to click the-
Stupid!
I forgot-
Stupid, stupid!
Hold on, hold on, restart, restart!
Okay, okay!
Reset, restart!
Okay, okay, cut the scene.
Yep, alright.
Hold on, let me just work on this-
Yeah, okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I got his plate!
I got his plate!
Oh my god!
I hope someone got it on camera oh fuck Jesus I need to get a burger give me a minute
Thank you for switching lanes and choosing pains can I get one burger please
Yeah, there's no one working. Shut the fuck up and get to work, jerk off. Everybody fucking
quit because he got attitude. All right, then I'm gonna make myself a burger. I'm gonna
make myself a burger. Fuck it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing back
there? Hey, hey, hey. What? Do not step in there, please. I didn't get to see you.
I just wanted to make sure it was you. Are you a bugger shot employee? Are you
I'm fucking cop!
The fuck is to you?
I'm the security advisor here, sir.
I certainly hate that.
I'm security.
Get this fucking girl off the ground.
Like, what are you, wait the fuck up?
Yeah, we gotta wait till the waste management comes in.
Get rid of them.
Yo, so can you secure me a burger or I'm hungry?
I know I can't secure a burger right now, I'm off the clock.
But I do have a donut for you.
complimentary
No problem
But isn't this you oh miss motherfucking goldstein motherfucker
Mean I was at that fight in there in the basement. Oh, you ran away about an hour. Oh, you're Bob. That's you know you're Bob
No, oh, this is I am also Asian, but no, I'm not Bob. I'm Benji. Thank you very much
Oh, all right. All right. What the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
Tight ass fucking G.
I actually wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
All right, me hold.
He, we have an offer for you.
Ghosty, we have an offer for you if you're interested.
Yes, sir.
For only one hundred dollars, you will be given the chance
to fight a world champion, Luchador.
In a fair fight.
And if you win, you get $200 back.
How about that?
Yes, $200.
Yes!
Yo, hold on.
Yes!
Yes.
Wait, so OK.
So you're telling me for $100 I have a chance for $200.
Why don't we do $100 to $1,000?
Exactly.
To $1,000.
Mm.
That looks interesting.
Sure, yeah, so interesting.
What do you think, Luchador?
Oh this is him?
Yes this is the one with me
It's gotta be a fair fight though
Anybody pull guns, a fucking name
Somebody's gonna get shot alright
She
What kind of moves is he now?
What kind of moves is he now? Does he know like karate or something like that?
Let's check outside, we shouldn't be doing this in here
Come on let's go outside
I'm the promoter, I'm a fight promoter
Let's just see what happens here
Do it, yo, you know, you're gonna be in a fucking different house.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't try to steal my fightin' now, buddy.
No, no, no, no.
I get a hundred dollars, you'll get five pesos.
Five pesos?
Stop trying to steal my fightin', motherfucker!
Five pesos, huh? Mucho interesante.
I might need some more fucking food or if you got a bandage on you perhaps.
What do you need?
Maybe some food or a band-aid?
Okay, hold on.
Come here, come with me.
Come on.
Huh?
Why?
Amigo!
Brother, brother, he's paying a hundred dollars to fight you, but I've already
given him a doughnut which is like fucking fifty bucks, what's the fucking point?
the fuck up okay okay chill man all right let me just take you to get your
fucking food they get so strong
oh you needed a fucking car to go over here lazy second yes see long no
What the fuck did you just say?
All right, I mean
No, I'm gonna go get a fucking bandaid you stay outside y'all
You shut the fuck up and give me a bandaid
Oh shit soda some water oh some instant ramen you go like this one bar
I think these prices are pretty fair shut the fuck up
Well, I don't fuck I make some money bro. Oh my god. I gotta make some money
No, I gotta make some fucking money. Why is my health not going up? Oh my god. I'm just gonna die
Shut the fuck up. I'm getting my fucking groceries dick
I'm helping you why are you shouting at me mother fucker
what the fuck
I don't know I stole it I stole it
what the fuck
audience audience
oh my fucking god I'll drive I'll drive I'll drive I'll drive I'll drive I'll
oh my god oh my god get out El Santo get out El Santo get out of the car El Santo
I'll drive I'll drive I'll drive
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
This is illegal car. This is illegal car. What the fuck am I keys?
Okay, it's okay now fuck my life
Okay, what do we fight we gotta fight somewhere
See
Spanish
Who are you talking to him or me
Brother brother brother, why are you just screaming at me man? I'll fucking choke you out with a plastic bag
I'll sue you.
Not when you're dead, motherfucker!
You still need a bandage or what?
Yeah, I couldn't find no bandage in there.
I'm thinking of the pharmacy, oh my god, it's like two road trips to get a fucking
fight.
Many Nouros are in the bandages.
You are a fucking mother!
You are a fucking mother!
You are a fucking mother!
You are a fucking mother!
You are a fucking mother!
Fuck you!
You are a fucking mother!
I love you!
Hey, go get some bandages, man.
Yes, Perky!
Fuck, I think he's on the map.
$100? Oh my god this is everything! Yo this is everything!
Oh my god.
I'm going to be there okay yeah man see you in a moment or a month or so rest loss
we'll take you we're gonna have to fight by the beach so that if you fall into the
the ground is not too painful.
That was my last dollar.
What's your name?
Listen. Listen, El Santo, I was in about ten chases yesterday.
I cannot get this car caught, okay?
So we gotta swap if we're gonna do something stupid.
R to the fucking R.
Yes, you're fucking.
What the fuck are you saying, man?
I need to go to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom.
Yes, very quiet.
What is going to explode?
The shut up.
This guy even speaks Spanish?
Yes, yes, he speaks Spanish.
He speaks Portuguese!
He speaks Portuguese!
He speaks Portuguese!
Yes, he speaks Portuguese!
Yes, yes, he is so dumb, bro!
I don't remember.
Um...
Oh, fuck.
When I was younger, my mom gave me a fresh,
from the Mediterranean,
which was the base of all the dormitories
and put on the coast of the Mediterranean.
I like the taste and your sexual relations
with the Mediterranean.
Yeah. What the fuck is Melatonah?
Yo, I don't speak Spanish, man. I'm fucking...
Oh, you speak...
You are a Sabo.
Yes, one of the Portuguese.
One of the non-Sabo, one of the Spanish.
Ah, Biblioteca.
La Biblioteca.
Ah, we'll fight here with Elizon. Give me a sec.
So you gotta pay 100 bucks first. What's your name again?
Goldstein, right?
Lucas Goldstein, yeah. LG.
Alright, Luke. Alright, LG. You gotta pay 100 bucks first, man, before you fight this guy.
100 bucks, yeah. 100 bucks. 100 bucks.
100 dollars, yes. Please. Thank you.
100 dollars. That's my last dollar right there on the ground. That's $62. That's all I have for my name.
Take it or leave it, buddy. Keep the change.
I take it. I take it. I take it. No problem, man.
Fight in front of the car, please. In the lights, gentlemen.
In the light, in the light, me too.
In the light, in the light, me too.
Okay, I'll think, I'll record this, don't worry.
Me, Unnel Destroyo 2.
Shut the fuck up, save that shit from fucking Disney.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
There's no A, you're not in a fucking anime dick.
See, Unnel...
Wait, shut the fuck up! Give me my fucking money!
for $200!
Oh shit!
Golgi gets your fucking ass up boy!
You activated my trap card!
Lucas! Go!
Steve!
Oh my god!
Yes!
You got it! You got it!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I got him I got the pictures I got all the picture put him in the car
Let's take a house. No, then you can fight him again for another hundred bucks
Or more bueno dumbass I can hear you. That was my last dollar
All right, all right, all right, okay, good. You're good. Oh
Fuck the fight promotion actually fucking work man
What do you mean you can't hear me
No, you're injured, buddy. You're injured.
No, you're injured, buddy. You're injured.
Alright, I'm good.
No, why don't we all just like, hey, maybe we fucking...
Maybe I help y'all with another fight club when I get up, hey?
You know, maybe we, uh, maybe we stand together, hey?
Mucho Interesante. I don't know if you want to do a fighting thing.
I say, I say we gather people, get a huge pot, we make a pot, we get everyone to give us $100 or what now.
We get 10 people, we get $1000, maybe that's about $1000 or something like that.
And then what we do is when we give out the winners, we scan them, we get a getaway car, we leave.
Simple as that.
For a thousand dollars? You could make a thousand dollars breaking into a fucking car in about 10 seconds, man.
I have fucking nobody to my name dead! What do you want to do, 10,000?
No, no, I'm saying, okay, you know what your problem is right now? You're talking about an event. I was here for your fight, okay?
And then I think you tried to make another fight event. Nobody, no?
No. I actually called the police. That was me. My friend Gregory came and shut the place down.
actually matter of fact what what license what fight what I make a quick
call I don't need to do this I don't need to use a future door fight motherfucker
see you in business so you need to ask what this oh he's okay
all right let's go get bandages I'm fucking fucked up
How the fuck do you randomly speak English out of nowhere?
You didn't hear that. You didn't hear that!
You just fucking looked the door from Mexico!
Hey Gregory, what's up man, it's me!
Hey, it's me, Lucas. I got a friend in the car right now who just stole my 63 fucking dollars.
Gregory is no snitcher. I don't need fucking license for a fucking match for wrestling, right?
Try to get my license revoked
Fuck up.
Unnel, promenucation.
The fuck you-
Yo!
That mask!
You speak English!
Just fucking speak!
Okay, okay.
Okay.
But you don't fucking tell anybody, okay?
It's a fucking reason I speak, okay?
It's a motherfucking secret.
It's all scared, boy!
Yeah, I figured that out 30 minutes ago.
Okay, listen.
Listen.
If you-
No, you didn't!
You fucking fought and lost!
You'll still-
El Santo, steal this car right now.
Need a car.
We need a car.
Okay.
I
Locked it's locked. It's locked. Let's go steal another fucking car
But wait you need you need to drop you off somewhere
Yeah, maybe bring me back to where I started the fucking burger joint dick
All right, hold on. We're gonna chance of cars man
get the fuck out of here
you guys know where I could get a job by any chance?
a job?
yeah I get a job
you like a civilian civilian
yeah I don't really got nothing going on for me
I'll be honest with you
wait I'll drive
what the fuck are you
you just committed a fucking crime there boy
I
Get what are you going?
I mean you can get an interview at burger man go lie. Oh, that's just
Work out a fucking burger appointment. You'll go fuck yourself
Brother brother brother you have zero dollars to your name. What were you acting high and mighty?
I
Look to your right. Yeah
Fuck you
You're a motherfucker. God damn. You're what I'm what you are child
I'm a chop. Thank you. No, it's good fucking dig a hole. I know it's good dig a hole, bro
Don't even get me started on your facial structure. I have a fucking better on the social media
Well, what's wrong in mind? What's wrong in mind? Say it say it?
Fucking yeah
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you say?
I can't believe you said that oh
Say that shit again. Say look at look at look at me and say that shit again
Say that shit again. I will fucking your nose off
Crazy ass motherfucker
Well, I ain't worried after I die
I
Got a job you got you know how to do
Security at Burgershut I'm a salesman
Sewing I'm pretty good at raising rent on single moms with family of four
I'm pretty good at you know snitching to the police. I'm very good at a lot of things
We had a gas. What's going on?
No, what is it stop stop lighting your nails? I'm thinking what about you want to be a cop?
So I want to be a fucking cop
You go for your man. I'm sure they're hiring where's that? Can you bring me there?
Yeah, sure
Or if you weren't a fucking put you go rob something
I think he did the police department man.
We might get him.
He knows too much.
I don't know if we want to take him to the police station.
What you mean?
He might come.
No, he just saw what you had.
He might implicate us if you don't know.
I don't know.
We might have to take this.
He's we guy.
You ain't going to just out us buddy.
No, no, no, no, no.
At a vergaway.
At a vergaway.
At a vergaway.
At a vergaway.
At a vergaway.
At a vergaway.
At a vergaway.
At a vergaway.
Hey, no mommies!
Hey, no mommies!
Like, come on, man!
Okay, okay, let's talk about it.
I just want to be a fucking cop, man.
He is. He is implicated, man.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. I would say more like...
I just want to...
I think we could work together.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Corrupt. Now we're talking mass corruption is
Oh, I got an idea right now. What's the idea?
Listen, it's a way in you
Me and you who break into houses fall this guy stands up the front and when the police saw all he does is say
insurance agent ever sell insurance and he gets the police no no no no no no
this guy sound convincing okay okay listen we can rob a job right now okay
and then you got to pretend that you own the house so in the cops they believe
you and shit and say we're just helping you out like your neighbors
helping you out can we do that okay okay okay okay not has fallen let's do
that shit right now yo luchadoris you have a lock pick you gonna do that
shit right now now I'm gonna go buy one but I got to just go swing by we can go
get oh shit okay this we got an illegal car home you can drive away I mean
shit you fuck with this car I mean it's either this or you use a cop you
want me to take you to MRPD for the interview away fucking crime understand
me can you like buy polar man like what okay never mind this guy's
They're gonna switch sides on us
Bro, can you what the fuck shut the fuck up bitch you dick
Hey, what's your fucking mouth? What's your fucking mouth?
Chaa Chaa Chaa Chaa Chaa
Shut up, you're a cockroach
If you lie to us, we're gonna shoot you
We're gonna go to the right place, no?
No, no, you can buy here, you can buy and go buy here
I
What if we make you know I speak English to make sure the game
Oh shit, okay, okay
Listen, only way we're gonna trust you right now homie
You see if you break into the fucking door for us, okay? It's then you implicated that you can't run away
They you know we don't want to risk you running away on us now. You know I'm saying yeah
Yeah, we don't want to rush your phone singing to the cops. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly exactly, bro
But again, you're gonna wish what you want to ride man. I think we should go to one in Mary Park
What you think no fuck that last hit one of those get no money we need money money
Yo, yo, if we hit one of these houses clean
What the fuck I understand English man, you know you don't gotta speak Spanish in the morning cover is you don't gotta speak Spanish no more
Hey
I got the luge door mess!
Do not that fucking...
Hey, get up, fool! Stop calling the cops, man!
No, no, no! No, no!
Alright, alright, alright. Listen.
Lucas, Lucas, we're gonna give you the shit, alright?
You're giving the lock, big.
You're gonna break into the door back here, okay?
Can I get a mask too, maybe?
Or no, I'll just...
I think it's better that you don't have to...
I think it's better that you don't have to...
Yeah, I'll work on this.
Yeah, you own the house, you own the house, okay?
and we're just a friendly
vahgoo's lucha doors
yes sir
don't worry i learned this
back in school
oh my god he's schooling right now
he's schooling
he worked on his schooling for it
any second any second
alright alright alright
My fucking fingers! This is why my girl left me! Fuck!
Come on, come on, come on, Lucas!
I'm sticking to the whole room every fucking hole over here! Hold on!
You- you- you used two fingers, used two fingers, motherfucker!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like the whole day, like that, guys!
AAH, FUCKING CARE!
Give me a fucking hand!
Oh, God! No, I can't get you out, okay? I'm gonna-
Hey, hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go, go, go, go, go, go!
SPIT ON IT! SPIT ON IT! SPIT ON IT!
I need some water is the
Okay, Lucas you fucked up
All right, rest your okay, wait wait wait wait wait don't do it again rest your arm first
Massage it a little bit man. Okay, this is the thing
All right, you gotta go listen listen Lucas listen to me, okay?
You go slow until the end just like sex, okay?
Nobody left nobody left nobody
Nobody go slow and then
It's my fucking name, huh?
It's Lucas fucking Ghosty, real slow, huh?
You stupid fucking bitch, yeah.
Okay, okay, now I'm seeing it.
Now I see it.
You stupid, who's a lion piece of shit, huh?
Who's a lion piece of fucking shit?
You stupid bitch, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you wanna, you wanna go faster, huh?
What's my name?
What's my name?
Say my name.
What's my fucking name?
What's my fucking name?
What's my fucking name?
It's Lucas.
Dim Lumia
Oh, my Godไปถ
I can't, I can't
I truely try
Hold on
You want to do early, man
You BHZ
I need the honey better
Don't finish
Really, really
Just keep going
I've got him
I can't, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Oh my god.
I made you.
I got him.
I got him.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
I still got him.
I still got him.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, talk to me baby baby.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
Hold on.
You stupid bitch.
You're stupid bitch.
You're stupid bitch.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Fuck.
You gotta whisper to it.
You're the best, man.
Tranquilo, amigo. Tranquilo.
Got it!
Damn!
Okay, now go to the front.
You're the owner of the house.
See, your neighbors just help you get the invader.
Somebody help me!
They just robbed me!
Somebody help me!
They just robbed me!
Now you're doing sir I'm the owner of this house right now. I'm just having a couple friends move some furniture
Watch out for the rats sir
The coast is clear keep it fucking moving
I
Open the front door open the front door
Nobody's here bro, we're good
Oh shit
Hey, I found a used tampon! What the fuck are we robbing?
Lucas, don't run! Lucas, don't run!
Huh?
You need to be-
Hey kid! Yo!
Don't get off of-
Get down, get-
Don't run off-
Yeah, yeah, chill out, chill out.
Wait a minute.
Slowly, slowly.
Take it fucking easy, okay?
Yes, you can-
They got fucking sensors in this fucking place.
High security.
Just grab shit and then fucking go slow and put it outside in the corner.
Okay, okay, what do I grab? What do I grab?
Anything, anything, anything will fail you.
Oh my god, this guy's got-
You find a fucking deal, don't grab that shi-
Oh my god, the original Wii?
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my shi-
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hello?
Uh, Mr. Lucas, you do understand and know that the mayor of Lix is tomorrow, right?
You know what I-
oh yes sir i'm just uh... i'm just talking to i'm just hanging out with my
friends right now and just uh... talking Gregory uh... what are you guys doing
right now?
Can you move a little bit?
Hey there!
Hey can you move a little bit?
Can you move a little bit?
I'm trying to get to the side.
Hey Gregory, I'm gonna call you back right now um...
I'm robbing the house, go fuck yourself!
May I out!
Yeah don't tell me to shut up Gregory!
Fuck you Gregory!
A bitch!
He doesn't know where we are, we're good.
What the f**k, no.
Oh, they're gonna croak. They're gonna croak. They ain't got nothing.
It's basically homeless. It's like two steps away from being homeless.
We've gotta go get a bigger one.
Just a little bit on testing me one second
Hold on hold on hold on we can do something with that though hold on okay
It's what we're gonna do. All right, it's to see if this is worth it or not, okay?
I know you a businessman
We're gonna take this kid to the pawn shop. You need to negotiate like the best
Yo, we're not gonna lose it with me. I don't know if you see my face, sir
All right, there we go
Make some money for us then. If it's good money, then we can go to the next house then.
That shit again.
Oh, money's good money over here. Don't worry about me.
Let's see if anybody's working right now.
Shit, where is it? Is it closed?
Where the fuck are they?
It's fucking closed!
Guys, can I scratch your door?
On that fucking trash.
What's your fucking mouth man so rude I got the best place here hold on let me just check
Wait did Nino get a shot too what on let me check
I don't know man. I don't know.
Yo what up you know, Benji, how are you?
I don't know.
You uh, managed to uh, fall upon any blessings?
You on a pawn shop by any chance, good sir?
Yes sir.
Okay, well are you still?
Oh shit.
We're trying to offload some items.
Oh my god, what the fuck is happening?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god.
That's something fucking brutal.
Oh my god.
That could be a lawsuit right there.
I'm good at lawyer shit you let me know I can get them any money you need you can't ever walk again
You just get driving you let me know
So you
No, not really, but we just got some stuff
You sure you don't want to buy some stuff. It's just a couple of things man. Have a look come on
Really well we'll take it to be there man all good, bro
I
Good I'll give a man. I will take it to the other spot. I'll go lady
See other fucking business already. I swear. He just opened up basically not really out. I don't know
We're gonna head to the here with one
I might stiff you in the price. We're gonna leave this one to you. Okay Lucas
Get the process right okay. Get the process right. You're seeing that show. You gotta get the right whatever price
They give you first. You got an ass for just a little bit more. Okay the best of the best for this
How do you go?
Yeah, yeah
What we think it first computer and then maybe luggage and then
How much you think you're gonna tell me?
What the hell have you carried?
Just stuff, it's all good.
I forgot some stuff, I'm gonna hold this computer on.
You carry the rest?
Wow man, this computer really has the best fucking stuff ever, man.
Wow, this is...
Yo!
Oh shit.
Yo chill, chill, chill, chill.
We're selling stuff Larry, what the fuck are you doing?
Oh shit.
No, I said, yo, yo, yo, you're pulled up.
What the fuck is your issue?
Are you pulled up?
You wanna get fucking sued?
You wanna get fucking sued?
Fuck, I was, I got better, better, better.
Chill out.
This is my son this is one of my son Larry Larry this guy
One of the newest
Computers that recently dropped and one of our friends actually passed away
So when we were going in this house moving stuff we found this and we didn't realize how expensive this is and we're willing to sell you
It had a good price. I
Need ten hours for it
Larry.
Larry.
Come on.
Did I mention?
Did I mention?
Larry, come on.
Did I mention this has all the new features?
You know, to fix your chopped face?
Yo, are you Bruno Earth or Bruno Mars?
Because this thing can fix you.
Let me fucking tell you.
This shape.
Pa!
Pa!
Pa!
Everything I love, I'm not gonna beat this nigga.
Larry!
Larry!
Larry!
Larry!
Larry!
I'm not gonna beat him.
I'm not gonna beat him.
I'm not gonna beat him.
Fuck this nigga!
We shut your fucking computer dick!
Larry! Larry! Larry!
Fuck this nigga!
Who the fuck is it?
You are trying to fucking sell something dick!
Okay!
Fuck down!
Okay!
Killer! Killer!
Lucas!
Chill out! Chill out!
This guy's Larry, bro!
Yo, that's my Larry, bro!
Fix your fucking A.
You can cover your hand up with that bandana.
Dick!
Does that watch?
That's it, that's it!
Hold me back!
Hold me back!
Hold me back!
Hold me back!
Let me back!
Hold me back!
Hold me back!
You lucky bitch!
Shut the fuck up!
You lucky bitch!
You lucky bitch!
I'm fucking stew you!
I'm fucking stew you!
I kill you!
I kill you, my damn fucking ass!
You don't get a fucking...
Fuck this, fuck this, come on, come on!
Now, fuck this, come on, come on!
Fuck this, fuck you there!
Nigga, go fuck this, fuck this, fuck this!
I was not lucky to my hands, I swear to God!
Hey, fuck this, fuck this, chill!
Yo, you we...
I'm about to air this shit all over!
I brought, I'm about to air this shit out.
What the fuck is going on?
Hey, hey, what you doing?
Hey, hey, hey...
Motherfucker!
Okay, back up.
Everybody relax.
Everybody fucking relax. We never shot you can go through. Come on.
Come on. Entering private area. Jesus.
I'm fucking here to buy a treadmill. God damn.
I need $100.
Get the hell out.
Oh, you know, Lucas, you...
What the fuck are you doing to everybody? Are you serious?
You heard how he was done.
You don't like to die by what you buy.
He aimed a fucking gun at me.
He didn't want me to sit there and just fuck...
Oh, what do you got? A box of nothing?
What do you mean? I'm doing my fucking job.
Hey, shut the fuck up, bro. Shut the fuck up.
Lucas, Lucas, Lucas.
I guess he died down, man.
You never step on a crack break your mom about knows
Yo, oh, yo every on everything I love
I swear by everybody this I'm Dominican. I'm Dominican. I'm Dominican. I think so phone
You know what I said watch this watch this watch this watch this watch what I do watch what I do
Okay, okay, is this computer for cheap price? Why don't we go in there talk about this? Yeah, let's go talk about these prices
Give him the good prices there. Come on
I
You put me a lot of bitch you better tag my shit
We saying this shit on that flip the camera flip the
Oh
Damn you can probably you can sniff colors with that shake can't get holy fighting the people
Where's the worst the worst the worst the merchants that Bobby
As in father you
Other Asian guy cuz I'm racist now bring over the computer come here
I'm shooting this guy. No, you know
No, no, no, no, no, I'll take care of you because don't worry. I'll bury you in the sand
Listen, listen, bro. We are interested. What's on this? What's on this PC? What's on this shit?
What? Yeah, tell him what's in the front PC. What's not on this PC, right? This is this got all the this guy's all the new tech
It's got all the new software any type of stuff
It's got do not check my 50 terabytes of work files though. Okay, that's besides the point
There's a crypto wallet on there. There's all types of stuff. You know what I'm saying? It's it's good
It's great stuff. So if you want to buy it, it's all yours for a cheap price of
shoot me an offer I
I give you 250.
I mean, you know.
Try to get through it. Try to get 300.
You went from 10 dollars to 250.
So what is it to go another 150?
I heard the terabytes. I'm curious.
You said what? No, 267.
267, 267.
Can you tell me what the comps are on the other?
Check the back maybe check check with the website check what you know for let me know maybe we'll sort of see this
Well, we'll throw this in as well got a little propane tank right here
Some luggage there you go propane
Shut up that ass sorry about that fuck you. Yes the most work out has ever done Jack
And look at you yo, yo fatty. Do you want a burger or something?
Look, it's on the ground eat it fat see I got a burger
Eat it. Yeah, you would want me to eat it. What's up? So sorry about that
What's going on with you sis?
Listen puppy
We could do 300 and call it a day. Yeah for that computer
All right bet 300 300 what?
Okay, perfect.
Including the propane tank and everything else?
Yeah, 300.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I did realize.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's a propane tank and a luggage.
I feel analog-age.
Anal-age.
That's gotta be minimum.
That's a lot.
That's gotta be minimum 800.
Whoo.
Let's watch this.
He ain't wrong.
He ain't wrong though.
He's a business man.
He a business man.
You shoot high, they go a little lower but it evens out watching.
yes yes yes okay let's see that works 800 sir give or take 650 huh 650 I feel
like that's just getting juicy now that's that's cool that's a cool I mean
that's just so close to 800 I feel like we could get to like a 750 that's that's
my final office 750 take it or leave it if not we'll go we'll go around you
know the city and go sell it to a better consumer buyer you're not going
you're not going to find better prices you're not going to not trust me trust
Trust me
Six ninety-eight
Let's call it a day and we're done. All right, I'll post
Famous on social media I'll tag your shop whatever
720
So we don't have to be 711 come on 711. That's a good that's a good number
711 that's a good alright 718 718
You're out of your fucking mind 710
710
So you went lower. He went lower. Listen, don't be afraid. He went lower. We're fucking here. That's fucked up
That's fucked up. I'm not I'm not afraid to walk. I'm not afraid to walk
Okay, you know what? You know what me and my friends are gonna take our stuff. We're going to another business, bro
We're gonna fuck you. You get the fuck you hear that?
You get the fuck you hear that?
Fuck you. God, take that goddamn pro-world.
Fuck you. Take your shit.
Take that shit. Take that shit.
Motherfuckers, fuck you. Goddamn garbage.
Take your goddamn garbage. Yeah, garbage.
Garbage.
Oh no. Let me get a garbage real quick.
What the fuck are you writing down on your notes, dick?
Hey, don't talk to my men like that.
What you mean, you're malfunctioning?
What you mean, you're malfunctioning?
Your beard and your mustache isn't even making a proper goatee.
Shit doesn't fucking work. Get some fucking medicine for your face and fix it dick
Jesus fucking I don't know. I thought he would have bought it bro. That's my bad bro
I fucking thought I had it that was nine dollars off man. You could have said yes
You could have said it every penny matters every penny fucking matters. All right, so don't just fucking
I
Know what's tight. I looked at your mom's socials fuck you
Sorry about that guys
Hi Lucas Lucas you seem to have like extremes here, buddy. Like you shouting any 10 seconds. Yeah, you good. Yeah
I've got problems. You need some medicine or some shit
No, I just want every time you know what I mean.
You need anger management, motherfucker.
You need anger management.
Out of here, go away!
Yo, watch out, bro!
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, okay.
Well, the storm is coming.
I can feel it coming.
you
you
you
you
you
The stream's been feeling good.
You guys see how I'm like working now?
It's like just, you know, doing my thing,
doing what I gotta do, having good vibes.
It feels like a real stream,
but that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm fucking talking about.
Tomorrow, I don't know what I'm doing just yet,
but guaranteed Friday, we're building a house with Pepsi
and we'll probably play some more GTA and yeah.
Appreciate the subs, appreciate the donos.
Send stuff to the PO box, guys.
Send stuff to the fucking PO box.
If you don't, if you don't, I'm not gonna be able to open it.
But if you send stuff to the PO box,
I'm gonna be opening it pretty soon.
What was that guy's Twitch name?
Who, who was playing with, bro?
What was his name?
It's like a home, post him.
Is it just Lysim?
Is that who it is?
Yeah, that's what I figure it was.
Lysim, remember.
All right, y'all, I'm gonna raid him,
join the Twitter com, ex-missionmarkfuckingcom.
Let's get a W fucking stream in the fucking chat.
That was a good box, I had fun.
And um, yeah bro, I love you boys so fucking much, yeah?
This fucking vibe, y'all.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love you boys so much.
Are you okay?
Send stuff to the PO Box, okay?
Are you sad?
Bro, send stuff to the PO Box.
If you don't send stuff to the PO Box,
we're gonna have nothing.
So send stuff to the PO Box,
I swear to the PO.
I love you boys.
I'm gonna be left.
See you soon, man.
Love you so much.
Oh, you tell the skull, oh you bitch, you got a fair to skull
I ain't never gave a fuck, I never will
I ain't never gave a fuck, I never will
We can't call an ad, bitch, yeah, I never will
I got ranks in my class, so I ain't crazy
For her lips and her eyes, you like a damn girl
On that young niggas' shit, they tried to get a mil