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09-18-2026 · 8h 19m
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Oh, he was good! Andrew was good!
He got another one!
I never needed none of y'all shit!
One feet in my body, one foot in my body
With the eyes of the watchtree
They're just in front of a clean
They're simply the biggest watchtree
But I haven't flown in a minute
Go have it with the tag, you derro!
What the fuck, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Yo, Dylan was good, bro, Mary was good
I can't do what's good, Jewel was good
Andrew was good, the blue bar was good
The next one was good.
Marty was good.
Ayato, man, they keep all the subs.
Take the four.
25, you are late.
Who's left the goalie?
Yo, Topliff was good.
And the score is good.
Joe and the two mages.
Big boys, see what the four's are.
They're pretty bad.
They're pretty bad.
They're pretty bad.
They're pretty bad.
Oh
Good morning everyone can I get a hello
Hey, hey, hey, what's the emotive of the day, man, hey?
Hey, what's the emotive of the day, man?
How y'all doing, bro?
Hello, hello, hello.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yo, today's gonna be another banger stream.
Today's about to be probably a minimum 7 to 10 hour stream.
Now, hold on.
Ron, what do you mean 7 to 10 hour stream?
Ain't no way, boy.
Ain't no fucking way.
Yo, what do you mean, Cap?
It's fucking Friday.
I'm not ending my stream today until it's minimum 10 o'clock where I live.
You understand me?
Understand me. It's fucking Friday today, bro. Let's have a good fucking day. It's fucking the weekend. You know what I'm saying today
We're also
We're also going to be doing an IRL stream as well as a little bit of reacts
I'm pretty sure amp drop their cipher. Oh shit. Fuck you mean. Oh shit
amp drop their cipher and then and
Then and then we're also going to be building a house today with Pepsi
And I think I don't quote me on it don't quote me on it
But I think Jason might be joining us
I would love for him to a little bit of a still we need a maybe who knows who knows
I don't really know if he's down if he is you know whoever is live is more welcome to join
But yeah, it's gonna be me Betsy and hi Jason and ladies so shit that's he does everything segment
Oh, that's very nice dick writer. Yo, how long are we into the stream five minutes? Nice
No, that's that's that's really cool, bro. That's really nice. You fucking cocksucker. Oh, nice
And then this guy spamming this email saying is this a new emo? No, my dumb ass mods. I've kept this here for years
This is me. Yo. Oh my god, bro. Yo, whatever bro. Pepsi without Pepsi you would be dirt
Look at me in my face and say that I would be dirt without Pepsi. Yo, go ahead and retweet that go ahead
Yeah, go ahead retweet that you fucking cop writer. Yeah, I don't like you guys are so fucking stupid, bro
And then I did see I did see a certain someone bought a car
Does that mean we have to buy a car?
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding go fuck a morning brother. They were the tier one. What's up, man?
How's this table doing? Let me see the emote of the day
Honestly, this is the emote of the day if you can spell this you deserve it, bro
I this is a lot of O's. I don't know how many this is. I think this looks like it's six O's. Yeah, that's a nice emote
I like that one, bro. I like that one, bro. What's good Nike boy?
What up aunt what up Hamel what up the boy JT what up Adrian what up sticks?
How y'all doing bro today's gonna be a banger fucking you're excited for the string drop a fucking me
Good morning everybody. Yo, sorry that I wasn't live earlier. I have to do a meeting with everyone in the house
We had a core meeting. Oh, it's a good meeting. Don't worry. We got some cool shit planned for y'all
Also remember guys
The days that I'm not streaming whether you want to believe it or not
I'm doing productive shit or maybe I'm living my life at the end of the day
That's for me to care about and doesn't matter simple as that
I I stopped opening like Twitter
But I did open up Twitter this morning before I went live because I tweeted a tweet and I'm dead ass here
So I saw someone just saying they were going off in the Twitter comment, bro
Enjoy your life breath simple as that you know what I'm saying, but today's gonna be a long fucking stream
I'm excited and then we also
We also
We have a couple marathons that I will be talking about maybe I don't know if I want to leak just yet
But who knows maybe a core marathon soon
Some cool is gonna be happening, but we got some cool shit in the works a lot of cool stuff
I'm super excited, but as for today. We're gonna be building a house with Pepsi and then maybe Jason
I hope Jason and then tomorrow. I'm gonna be filming a car video
I have a bunch of cool things that I'm gonna film so that hopefully the car channel has a video and then also
Also, Sunday we have Jinxie's Fortnite tournament.
Yo, by the way, I have to play on controller with Lowe's.
Is that fair or no?
Like I'm dead ass serious.
Is that fucking fair?
Like they're putting me on controller with Lowe's polos.
Like should I play Fortnite like after the building stream
later tonight with controller or warm up?
Like to learn or something like that?
Maybe me and Lowe's and whoever else,
maybe Jason, maybe Silky.
We can do a little bit of game night tonight maybe.
I don't know if everyone's live.
but like I wanna fucking practice on fucking controller, bro.
Like how hard is controller on Fortnite?
Is it hard or no?
Is it hard?
Like is it a hard thing to do?
Like I've, my aim is probably not that bad,
but like building wise,
like how hard is it to learn how to build
on fucking controller, bro?
Like how am I supposed to learn that shit?
I don't understand this dude.
Jinxed treats me like I'm a fucking god at Fortnite.
Like am I good at Fortnite?
To the point where I need to be on fucking controller?
Like I don't understand.
Are you the fastest jerker?
What does that even fucking mean, you dork?
Cuck!
Yo!
Um, and then also, I think we have another core shoot
next week, and then I have,
I don't know if I should leak this,
but I have a very important in-person meeting
with somebody, and it might be something
that we're on right now.
I don't know, bro.
I don't wanna say it just yet,
because I don't know if I'm supposed to,
but it's something to do with
what we're all on right now.
You know what I'm saying?
um dick no not lebron um yeah i don't know i've got a meeting in person but
apparently um yeah yeah yeah it should be pretty interesting and then
guys next not benjamin netanyahu no um guys and then
next week fncs locals which i'm super fucking excited for i'm very excited for
that um i'm really really excited for that uh i think it's
pretty obvious that we have something in the works something pretty cool and then
who knows bro maybe if the stream does good FNCS globals maybe they'll give me
a fortnight skin
yo would you guys buy a skin bro like imagine see me in the item shop like I
I know motherfuckers will be hyped.
Like imagine opening up your fucking Fortnite,
and the first thing that pops up
is stable Ronaldo in the item shop.
Yo, we are buying that.
Okay, if me, if me, Addison Rae and Iron Mouser
are in the item shop, are y'all buying me first?
Like, I saw Iron Mouser then, I saw Addison Rae's in.
No, no, negative.
I delete the game.
A sidekick of you would be tough.
You're not getting a skin after this.
after fucking what?
Yo, it's like, it's like, bro, I typed in black night
and I didn't realize night is coming to K
and you cut it to where I wrote like,
it's honestly, this is just sad, bro.
Like what?
You know what?
It's just sad that you would take the time
out of your day to screenshot, bro.
Like that's serious.
Honestly depends on your jiggle physics.
I don't really know what that means considering
I don't have any jiggle physics.
I don't know if you guys can tell,
but I lost weight.
Look let's jiggle. Yeah, let's jiggle. It's less
Bro, I'm losing weight
I'm losing weight, bro
Turn around. Are you want to see my ass you fucking freak?
Yo anyways, um, we're gonna be doing building pretty shortly with lacy skinner than you. All right
We're gonna be doing a building stream with Pepsi today. I'm super fucking excited for bro
And also by the way when we're building with that seat
I don't want to see people spamming that I'm getting carried or whatnot bro
Because I'm just I'm not gonna end up doing this bro. I'm not gonna end up just like oh
Betsy did everything Betsy whatever it's just it's gonna be unfun bro. It's gonna be dead-ass like unfun
Well, what well what there's nothing well nothing, bro. There's well nothing, but well fuck you how about that, bro?
Oh, yo, we're not up in Roger
We're rigorous. Oh God, let me not fuck up that
Ray gorelessly analyzing your gameplay
Inclusion that your brain operates on a permanent 500 ping delay brother my fucking brain is smarter than everyone in this chat
I'm dead as serious man. Um, did you see that Lacey and Bruce are cool now, bro?
I think we all fucked it Lacey, bro
We're just waiting for Bruce to give the green light to fuck with him
I'm gonna be honest like bro. We all knew Lacey was cool
We were just so we're just we're just waiting for we're just waiting for Bruce to give the green light, bro
um, I was
Just kidding. Um, I did I did go on stream yesterday for Jason and silky, and I'm not gonna lie
They tried to in my vet will drop me if you saw this
Yeah, I'm letting you know right now by the way if anybody in here ever touches my the vet journal
As a matter of fact
Which one of my viewers has been pissing me off recently?
Which one of my viewers has been pissing me off?
Where's the jacket?
Yo, uh, message to Kaisenat. This is mail.
Yo, do I have to come to fucking Atlanta to grab that jacket?
I will take a flight tonight if I have to, bro.
Yo, give me the fucking jacket.
You...you promised me, bro, and I'm sitting here every day just wondering, bro.
I only have a couple of days left.
So, we need to be...we need to go and, you know, be a man of your word.
Heh heh heh heh.
Okay, cool.
Could it be there for the cringe segment? Can you react?
Alright, get this shit off my timeline.
Anyways, um, anyways, yeah, we're gonna be going pretty soon to IRL in the meantime.
Is there anything important that I did miss? I saw that AMP dropped a cipher.
Is it good or was it bad, bro? I didn't react to it at all.
I didn't have it open up Twitter besides this fucking morning, bro. I'm dead serious.
Jim just donated $100,000 to the sanctuary.
Thank you for a freaking coming all the way out here for just this am I one more thing?
Yeah, I want to donate a hundred thousand dollars
Like actually like now I gotta donate more fuck I got a one-up. No, I swear to God
I think this is like the coolest. I wanted to donate for a while, bro when L wrong
Last time I donated a thousand. Why are we L rounding me?
I mean after seeing the tour to this is like the coolest thing I think any streamer done
Ron took Maya's money. That's just not what happened. Seriously. I think what you do is awesome
Also, by the way, I did want to say I don't want to make this thing about me
You know what I'm saying? Obviously, I don't want to make shit about me, but but but
But I did chip in 50 50 band 60 bands of this
You know privately I didn't want to say it but like now that people are judging me in the chat
So yeah, it was more or less GCF 40. I was at six. Oh, yeah, seriously. Don't worry about that
course
I didn't know when was like a good time
I don't know. I figured what would happen.
Oh my god.
Oh my...
How did he know? How did he know what?
Free fire and Ron saying no way, me and Jinx.
First of all, first of all, first of all,
I wouldn't say it was me and Jinx.
I'd say it's Jinxie and I.
Mainly because, bro,
I mean, I'll make this about me.
But yeah, thank you to Jinxie.
That's really sweet of you, bro.
That's very nice, bro.
I'll be donating 100 also.
Don't ask me 100, what?
But yeah, hello, Glacier.
Yo, is the new iPhone worth buying
or is it just a piece of shit?
It's the same thing.
Like, is this even worth buying?
Like, I low-key wanna buy it just for the color,
but like, I don't know, is that cringe?
Like, I could just spray paint my phone.
That's cool, I'm sorry.
Like, bro, it literally does the exact same thing, no?
It's a piece of shit not worth buying.
But my question is, is the iPhone Duo worth buying?
Like, you know the one that snaps open in half?
Like, is that one worth buying?
No, bro, that one looks kinda cool, but like, bro,
do I really wanna spend $2,000 on a fucking phone?
Like, I feel like that's the dumbest shit ever.
Facts or not, like, no troll, bro.
Pete this?
And I'm not gonna put my own brother
because every year I always put my brother
and my brother, like, for me,
I always gonna vote like this for this,
I'm saying this is what I always want him for but to this year
Couch the nine month break, so I'm gonna give it to somebody else brother for me his own fucking brother in person
I'm giving it to
It's stable Ronaldo
His own other now when I see this they were now the wins here
Yeah, I want to see stable now. You know, it's crazy. I mean it's definitely gonna be speed
But you know, you know what? You know how Jason like stood up. You know how Jason stood up for when they announced streamer of the year
Yo fuck standing up, bro
You know what I'm saying when they start listing off all the people
I'm just gonna get up if I get nominated and just walk on the stage and then when they say I just beat
I'm gonna walk right back. Yeah. Yeah, the win. I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna be now. I'm just gonna get hate
Streamer of the year. I want to see stable. That's nice. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you, bro
So we need car meet soon
Yeah, you're leaking bro, you're leaking yo Jason the ween can graduate fucking Lations, bro
Graduate fucking Lations bro buying a fucking turbo s Wow man
What a great fucking guy man a turbo s yo it literally yes sir
Mogged. He Mogged you. Buy a new car. Go fuck yourself.
Yo, this dude literally bought a Turbo S as soon as we went fucking checking them out, bro.
This is nuts. I cannot believe he actually bought this and I quote retweeted it.
Look, the first time we met, literally the first night we met, and look.
Now look, ain't that crazy?
Loki a hard photo that's a hard it's a hard photo, bro
There's a hard photo bro like the first day we met to now
That's crazy how life works man. Now I gotta buy a new car facts
Now I gotta buy a new car right I gotta buy a new car
Fuck bro, what car do I buy like I gotta buy something man. I gotta buy something
The colors low key match the picture I
I would say like a blue and like
Maybe
Anyways, yes, congratulations Jason on buying this I'm gonna be honest bro. Do I buy another call bro? No, I can't man
I can't man
Bro like it's it's too much money, bro
Like this dude Jason has too much fucking money. This dude has a Maybach and a turbo s like go fuck yourself, bro
Like why do you need two cars bro facts or no?
I speak for everyone I say buying two cars just proves that you're just out of a loop with
Society bro, and you're just like I don't know bros. It's disrespectful and honestly. It's fucked up
Now three cars that's where you got to kill yourself
You know what I'm saying yo if you got three cars like if you're someone who has like a SUV a track car
And then like a super car track car like bro. What are you doing like? What are you doing three cars?
Like what the fuck do you need three cars for?
God bro. It's like oh man
God fucking damn, bro. Why you guys put in this yellow dude raising his eyebrow, bro?
Also, I think Jason uploaded the video. I kind of
Yeah, not that video. I kind of wanted to watch a little snippet of it
I'll probably skin through it like my ADHD self does
You two we're back with another special you guys watch YouTube more Twitch more like genuinely like what do you really watch more?
Because I really noticed real talk before we actually do this, bro my YouTube or should I say our excuse me?
Bro look how good the YouTube's doing bro. There's so many people who just watch that YouTube like it's crazy like bro
400k 600k 1 million 500k 400k 1.2 700k 500k 800k like dude. I'm really surprised man
So thank you guys for supporting man. Simple as that
Because you know my ADHD motherfucker
I'm gonna be honest with you all did y'all know he was gonna buy this car like did we know he was gonna buy this like did y'all know
Okay hot take I usually don't like red in tears, but I kind of like this because it's like a what type of red is this
This is like one of the first...
It's like a first to me, yeah, it's like...
I kinda like it, bro.
I'm usually not a fan of this.
Like, it's...
It's nice to me. This is like...
This is like, uh...
This is just... Yeah, I don't know...
Yeah, this is beautiful.
Which means now he has to buy the
the new Burgundy iPhone.
He's right, he's right. It's a good fit pic.
Burgundy iPhone with the Burgundy Porsche?
Oh my god, bro. What pieces of shit, man?
It's a little classy. I like it. I like it. It's a really good purchase, bro
This cream I like it
It's like the thing is that some people might not like is because it's not like a popping popping color
But like bro, I feel like for certain cars like this would look good with like a popping popping color
but I think it's like a very chill clean color.
Slipped, matched with the red, bro.
I think it's very, it's like a clean look.
Like mine is like kind of like a douchey fuck you.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I shouldn't even have that color.
Beautiful.
I want to know what it looks like.
Like to make my car a little more classy,
I could probably put like silver wheels,
maybe or something like that or like white
and it would look a little classier.
But like the black on blue,
like it's just like a go fuck yourself, you know?
In the daytime, holy bro,
this is very, very clean, holy.
Y'all saying like malice shit this is like when this is like when Jason's in the frame and then Marlon's just sneaking in the back
You know what I'm saying like do you see this like?
Yeah, I mean I'm just I mean I'm hanging bro. I'm still there bro. I'm still there. You know what I'm saying?
I'm still there, but bro
I don't know what it is the ass of the turbo s looks fucking phenomenal like this shit. This looks so sexy
But I will tell you one thing someone's got to tell Jason to slow the fuck down this car is so fucking fast
He he gets in his turbo s and he doesn't let the tires warm up. He doesn't let the car warm up
He instantly leaves and starts full flooring it. Yo, he's gonna fucking die in this car. He's gonna die
And this was my reaction
by wrapping a little cream this is definitely not the last color it's gonna be
come on Eli this is weird if you got a turd
we have nothing to do with you
why are we under water on the body of YBJ
I kinda like this in the red
I thought it was a red
bro imagine this arc of the maybach next to the maybach
this was five days ago yeah I was fat
that's not the same shirt that's a aloe shirt dick
are we after it? yeah for sure
does it have the exhaust on?
not yet but this is for the same
Bro like look at this fucking, this like, dude, this is crazy, this is crazy man.
I'm grabbing my fucking relations, bro, that ass serious man.
Congrats, congrats on my fucking relations, bro.
That's grown man wearing aloe.
You know at this point bro, I just miss being a child, like that ass, like I can't do shit.
Like I'd rather be a fucking like a child right now so you guys treat me with like more respect.
It's like the older I get the less fun it gets.
It's it's just straight hate and it's like it's just like it's just oh you can't wear a black shirt
Oh, you can't do shit. It's oh like shut up
Shut up. Fuck you
Ron knows better than not to wear this shirt on stream. Yo outlaw for some reason not some reason this
Emote was disabled. I saw off stream someone literally said yo, why is there no pig emo and now it's back. Did you read it?
Okay, cool. Thanks. A.M.P. Cypher.
Now, is this good or is this bad?
Am I about to see Michelin Grip when I fuck her?
Or no, like, am I about to see...
Oh, she got the Michelin Grip when I fuck her.
Yo, Ted and Gip from General Chris.
Can we get a thank you in the chat?
Thank you so much, bro.
Actually, very nice of you. Thank you, bro.
Much appreciated.
Now, the thing is, people wanted to see a core Cypher.
Should we do it?
Like, I saw Silky mention it and Chris said we should do it.
Phantom Carried?
I'm gonna suck it just next door
Is this not the same fit age it was wearing to the fucking vivette thing?
Like bro take this shit off
Bro motherfucker start getting some muscle start wearing the smallest shirt sizes ever bro like we get it
Bro you go to the gym Kai. Yo, we get it
He's kind of got like a baby team type of flow my trip and what the fuck is
You used to be the man in a high school and now you working out a drive through is that unfortunately a bar
Is that unfortunately a bar?
I see why you're so crazy, I don't wanna see you again
It wasn't bad bro
Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
I could pay you everything
Damn, um
Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
He's on a fuckin' house party beat
Yeah! Yeah! Okay!
There it is.
Need to take that thing.
Need to take that thing.
He doesn't sing, does he?
He doesn't sing, does he?
Yeah, this guy's a fuckin' idiot, bro.
What the fuck are you?
You're not listening.
The FUCKING WHAT?
It's just a dance party!
Not bad, bro.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Oh
What you do this is no way is Davis there's no way
I
to be mindful champion strip a racer team this year with a T on the title I
ain't got so used to hanging as niggas I hit me in a loozy I roll I make the
car this problem that was actually not bad bro that was not bad I feel like
you had more in them like Davis Loki right the best one in them
Yeah, I'm moving fast, but I'm still getting past the obstacles out until the tour busses anything is possible
Trying to take my channel just like dude, they're impossible
Roller one more game we go by any means possible
I met this little cop, she from downtown, but I'm from uptown
2-2-3-3 I used to
Yo
Ha ha ha
Roller one more game we go by any means possible
I met this little cop, she from downtown, but I'm from uptown
You Russian the fuck out of that
Testimony fuck. I'm KC no second guesser. No second guessing is me on KC three no second
guessing me
It's a play on words because his name is KC three, but you can second guess someone bro, but he's the one it's a triple
on tondra whoa, so he's the one
Don't second guess him because it's KC three Wow
Yeah
ever since you left me I've been shy if you let me go you don't want to
desire next thing you know bro he's gonna hit our next thing you know he's
gonna hit one of these bro like bro like bro what the fuck are you like
what is this flow bro like like
I don't feel inspired my feelings for you can never expire all these girls you
don't want to admire you she don't be fed by the shit that I buy it's so
different I turn to a man it's like what I'm hoping you listen I can not
It's not even bad bro, but this is definitely ice-mice-whoa.
They shake some ass, bro, some.
Yo, that's kind of hard though.
I can't trust if she's from the big Apple so he hates bitches that that one could be from New York or two
If they love apples, it's a play on words. Does he like women who might be eating fruits?
I don't know. Yeah, maybe he doesn't like women who eat fruits. Maybe he's more
You know bitches. Oh my bad guys my bad, bro. I apologize, bro
It's a double entendre cuz maybe I'm not talking about bitches bitches could be men too. Yo Jason you a bitch
I make a bad host like a saddle
Oh God last year was scooby-dooby-doo a year before that
Yeah, yeah, I
Pussy like Mac I eat it if you say so money so tall big
I don't have the pesos I can eat it with the guac, but I want queso my finger won't do it
She's just shoving my
Pussy like Mac I eat it if you say so money so tall big
I can eat with the guac but I want K-Sup. My finger won't do it. She said she's shoving it in my ear!
A.M.P. I'm a big age. Give a bitch community dick, but the crib is gated.
Give the bitch community dick but the crib is gated. What?
Honey, oldest fuck like a temptation. Gave a nigga a hand but it was black.
You got a spit baby. But she hates spit. Made a couple million in the crib on that gamership.
In the Rory on the highway on some racership
My bitch tryna double back on golf, but I hate that shit
She used to fashion me
A&P got that juice like we lactate
Last one to a billion suck balls
Bitch we rap racing
All I got is hard and dick for a sack chaser
Self-made millionaire, I started as a crack baby
Four cribs, four whips, I'm a shit popper
Richard Milwocker, I don't do the Cardi Swiss watches
Niggas still rocking the mirror, that can't sit by me
Hit a fat bitch from the back, now my hip's throbbing
Acting like you're happy for me, but it's fake
Shit's real, I can see it in your face
It's a done deal, go put it in the case
Don't look shit, we gon' put it in their face
Yo, yo
Not bad, bro
He's here, he got the best one
Yeah!
The fuck I look like chicken off of a bitch to the amount
I know I can fuck up for free. I fucked up my first one McGee and ended up getting the new one immediately
Is she in here ready? Lamborghini immediately like how did he make that work?
She don't know thank you. She promised to keep all my secrets
I got 34 bitches and 34 cities. I feel they coming to see I got three four niggas this ring
But pull it right now if it's really serious gotta chop a P90 loaded a F and it's sitting on top of the seat
Got a switch from any man Dominican. I was gonna do what I need got a few
Ethiopian either she dropped to the knees and tried to see I'm from South Carolina a lot of the shit
Yo, I'm confused, when the fuck he know how to do this, yo this is like, he's flowing.
The view that's that lame shit, rebel, listening, comb on the side, fit in the comments and
I'm the discussion they top in the most and it's good when I'm fuckin'
I saw niggas who was happy as fuck when they thought it was dumb but that shit didn't
work on me, just keep it up, buck it before me play if you late cause it shit can get
ugly, I want shades when I go out and pub it, by myself I ain't caught up with
nothing, got a house in the hills and I love it, I push it for R as he wrote to
a hundred, I got everything that I wanted, seein' me win that I'm sick as a stomach,
he takin' her out of the country and givin' her money but I'ma be fuckin' a third,
You think he's been a fan from the trick and it's anyone really is making it worse. I'm getting inspired. She's giving me top on the army
Personally, I feel like the dope I made a food meal off this shit and I don't even see that a number
I feel like we've made cuz me and my homies
Is
Now they all trying to hit me. I'm thinking I forgot
I forget shit that you haven't got seen everything. I remember everybody
I'm the bad thing y'all saying without even over a phone's gone. They did what it is. Fuck
I'm gonna be real with you.
Duk an agent had the best verse low-key that wasn't even bad, bro
See like the more I think about it y'all were saying like oh like I saw a silky tell Chris like yo
Should we do a site or Chris said to silky yo do a cypher? Yo, could we flow like that or no?
Like could we even flow like that?
Like I don't I don't think anyone I don't think anyone in this house besides maybe adapts can flow like that
You know what I'm saying like I think a dad might be the only one who could really flow like that
You know what I'm saying like a dad might be able to hit like a three two one, you know
You know
Marlin can't speak
Let's just go down the list
like
Let's see here. Lacy's is gonna act gay on the track a dad don't even know how to catch a flow
No, and he's any tone deaf
Marlon doesn't speak properly. Jason? I feel like he could do good. Silky has
past experience, you know, he's made some music before and then me I'm just gonna
have to just pull some bullshit to be honest with you. Yeah, I don't know. Like
has Marlon ever, has Marlon ever made music? Like is everything of Marlon
Making music like has he ever made music wait they have a song deja vu
I'm gonna fly it away
Son of a tess and I'll be yellin'
Wait, I scared Marlon?
I'll tell you, pretend me everything you wanna do
If you recall me then I come sliding through
Let's move the pinkish beach I've been on these curves around
And I'm choosing you down
I mean it's not even bad but like
It's not even that bad but like
Has he ever like Marlon the streamer
Like rapping? Like is there like seven pin like
Okay, Marlon's got like be better. Hey, bro. He got the thing on some shit, bro
You don't have to sing on some shit. Is this the seven days?
Those seven days I
Mean who knows bro who knows maybe we'll do it probably not. Oh fucking no
That was pretty good though. That was actually pretty good cipher man dead ass. Here's why am I seeing I'm not gonna show
I'm sure I'm seeing silky's butt on my Twitter
That wasn't bad bro. That wasn't fucking bad. Did you see at least try to react to what bro?
Bro, bro, bro, who sent this I'm not a fire name in the band you
Adapt can sing though
Enjoy
That's just old, bro
Yeah
There's a new DDG
I
Making clothes, please
Has he built the house yet what the fuck do you think bro?
Travis Scott Rhino from Grand Theft Auto.
Okay? Okay? Okay?
It's a party at a time show, make time, slow it down babe, hold it down, make time, baby it's coming for the ride, oh
Ain't no breaks, babe, don't see my break lights, hold on boy, it's hot until my night, girl, the speed got tight, won't you stick it till my night
You must let me down on the flow, you should let me down on the flow, baby, gotta stop or late
It's not bad, bro more and more you made a song was this
Did you see this male what
Silk you refused to vote. Yeah, I'm dead ass. This is exactly why I don't open up Twitter
I I I dead ass don't open it any more after string week like I used to open up Twitter
Like when I wake up when I go to sleep right after stream right before stream
Etc bro, like it's just the worst shit ever now bro like Twitter man
But silk you refused to vote more and break out from here because he wanted no part in drama surrounding Yana's fan base
So he voted himself
Then so he says you guys are all bots I was truly insane this I vote for whoever I want
I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks earlier in the stream
I said I'm voting for myself a breakout when chat said to vote Marty or Marlin
I guess I got apologize for believing myself fuck all I
Just think everyone needs to shut the fuck up
It's just it's it's streams bro y'all act like everyone is like a gang, bro
Like everyone's a fucking gang or something like that like bro like and we all got a like
Oh, you don't do this you do this if you don't do that. You don't do that bro
It's like who gives a fuck it's we're fucking streamers a
Award time of the year is cancer.
Oh, if you think right now is cancer,
wait until whoever wins awards.
Oh, my fucking god.
It is genuinely the people who don't care the whole year
all of a sudden start caring when they lose the award
or if someone wins an award.
No one cares until it happens, bro.
That's how it always is.
Like, right now, this is the beginning of the end.
Like, just wait until people start winning awards.
That's when everyone's going to be like,
oh, you need to die!
You're gonna die like bro
Jason the v nominate stable for now to for streamer of the year streamer of the year brah
I'm telling you I think drew all imagine drew all got on stage
Stable one out oh
I'm honestly really, why don't we all just nominate Drew for streamer of the year?
Yeah, I put this on God if Drew Wall won an award at the award show, I'm pulling a fucking
yay and I'm gonna get on stage, I'm gonna snatch that award out of his fucking hand
and I'm just gonna take it.
Well, yo, Drew Wall on the fucking stage, are you fucking crazy?
El Ego, what the fuck do you mean Drew fucking Wall?
You dropped a new song.
I woke up this morning and bought my bitch a Birkin.
I woke up this morning and bought my bitch a Birkin.
She learned it.
She said good, she did good, she learned it.
Uh, I pushed the limit, I pushed the door, fucking the door.
Pretty good song bro, I actually like this EP.
Come on.
Louis Law, well how about we sing you first?
Listen you're not gonna sue me you want to know why I have the best lawyer in the entire world. Oh
Who is it? Oh, you do Lucas Goldstein?
Who the hell is that no, what did you like to know?
Yo, I'm dead as mothers or like he's actually starting like he's dead you
Oh
My god, yo JXV. Thank you for the five gifted bro. Thank you so much man. Y'all be honest with you
I gotta play RP more like I gotta see when Marlins on blush. He's hilarious
The year
Entertaining elevating their brain standing out
Oh, they're just my friends voting me bro and friends and family though
Do you really think anyone's gonna vote stumble fucking Robert for streamer there?
I'll tell you, there's only one name that comes to mind when I see this right here by the
law, bro.
Of this year, 2026, my boyfriend been put in the belt to ask me, fuck, I deserve that
shit.
Thanks, daddy.
I need to get deserve that shit.
I'm gonna fucking go by today.
I don't care.
Thank you, bro.
Hi, guys.
guess what I'm shooting with today it's finally happening they've been waiting for
this one
God
yeah this is just I ain't gonna lie bro like what in the fuck am I watching nowadays
you know Adam 22 might actually be like the dumb yeah I don't even want to give him
any type of food you know he's just gonna somehow talk about me yeah holy shit
I don't like to talk about me, I don't like to hear myself.
Jesus, weasel, man.
Jesus, the fucking weasel.
What is this?
Shaddy committed terrorism for a guy, yelled, fight, fight, fight for me during his stage.
Oh my god, I missed the mayor's shit yesterday.
100.
Because guess what? They want to bring me, oh my god!
Oh shit!
I
Have a whole crowd oh my god
Damn my fucking soul, bro. I sold bro. I should have shot him. I should have shot the mayor bro
Okay, let me not say that since I love
Let me not say that since I love
Um, would you and Lays go?
Laysie said he wants to bring Stable or not on his camera and lays it into a Green Bay Packers game.
How'd I go to a game in Green Bay?
I really want to- Okay, here's what I wanted to go to a Green-
Is Green Bay the band?
Oh, and I want to do New Orleans.
So I want Ron and Lays to come to Green Bay with me, but I don't know if Ron will go to Green Bay.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right. I hope you had the time of your life
Oh, there you go. There you go. There you go
There you go. I got you bro. I got you bro
Now I got y'all bro
Bro singing isn't for you. Yo, you better watch your fucking mouth, man. You better watch your fucking mouth
I'm a I'm a good singer
All right, we're gonna head out soon. Yo, Lace, can you bring up the Samsung and the back wing?
We're gonna head out in a couple minutes when we start building. Bro, I'll be honest with you
Is is the is the Green Bay Packers? Are they good or no?
Are they good?
Like who's like there, uh, who's like they're opposing team like that they battle against
Who's like there? Who's like they hate people like hate, you know I'm saying like I didn't even learn the Packers were a fucking team
The Bears bro
Like that just sounds like a cool fucking name like the Packers just sound dog shit like am I tripping like they just sound dog shit
There's no way y'all that's how come on my blonde hair right now, bro. Look how fucking fried my
Bro, you look like a pedophile this mustache and beard on here. Are y'all crazy man?
Look how look how damn is this shit was bro
This is freaking hot!
This is made-back blonde hair, I can't take it.
Bring it back, I'll do it, I'll do it with a statement run auto.
I'll do a statement run.
Tie our hair blonde.
Do we do it before the awards though?
Like, do I dye my hair blonde for the awards?
My black hair is better bro we do this we argue this all the time I don't I think
blonde looks good on me when it's healthy like like I need someone who really knows
how to do it like if it's like someone doesn't know how to do it like this is
fucking fried like this is bad like this is like orange and it's like dead
hair bro you know what I'm saying like this is like bad but like this when
it's grown out doesn't look that bad like I would say like I didn't mind this
look I didn't mind this look like this is dead hair is this first sub-a-thon like
I actually liked this hair color like let me see if I can find like a better
video like this is just chopped fucking no no I'll be honest with you this
This is really Chompnodo.
Bro, I gotta find like a good screenshot.
Does anyone have it the second time I dyed my hair?
I think it's like this, but this is when my hair was short.
Thank you, TikTok.
Like, look how short my hair is.
I thought I had to get a real job today.
Lucky for me, TikTok is back, which means I'm here.
Yeah, it's ill because I'm fucking,
it's short as shit.
I asked for a photo, you just,
I asked for a photo and this is what I get.
It's like I'm just like can I get a photo, please can I get a photo that's like
Please please can I get like a real photo?
This one just took forever to load that's nice
Is there any real photo like there's got to be a good one though
Lucas Goldstein is a character who won't play by Staborn Hall though, is Lucas Goldstein
is an Israeli resident of Los Santos.
Who is making this fucking website bro?
Yeah, and they leaked my fucking phone number?
Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious?
You look good in this one?
Alright, I'm done doing this one.
Yo, I'm down and I have my hair blonde, bro.
I'm not against it.
I'm not, I'm not against it at all.
Um, a collection of jewelry worn by Drake during the take care era is now up for sale.
So you want me to buy Drake shit for $300,000 for take care?
Do you think I have the money just to throw around and just like buy something like this?
Are you fucking stupid?
Buy his underwear.
Yo, dumbass.
Do you see what's for sale?
It's not his fucking underwear.
You freak? You fucking freak?
Hey, what's something really cool through this telescope?
Alright, so if you look right over here, this is in the east.
Do you see that dot?
That's Saturn. It's returned, and not only that, its rings are back.
You can see the rings again.
If you remember last year, they went coplanar where we're edge on.
We couldn't really see them.
They're back.
Wanna go to the telescope?
Alright, let's go.
Oh!
Hey Saturn, where you been?
We gotta zoom in.
Is that Titan next door? I think we see him there.
I think we can see three moons?
One on the top right, I think it is Titan.
Zoom way in and dim down.
I bet we can get some details of these rings.
Hey, Saturn.
Wow.
I haven't seen Saturn in so long. This is amazing.
Are there actual other planets outside of us?
Do you know how many moons?
293 confirmed.
Isn't that wild?
Cause how can we see it but we can't reach it?
Saturn.
Alright guys, give it a chance.
Education. Tiktok education.
Okay, do you believe that we can go to Saturn?
Probably not.
Thank you, bro.
Also by the way, the Packers? Yeah, bro.
I'm not really trying to watch a snooze fest unless you really want to go see that, bro.
Yeah, well, you don't have to go though.
Well, I'll probably stream that day.
I bet. You can just figure out how to build that.
Uh, you're gonna quit to go to a pack or just to lose to the Bears game?
All right, I hope you guys lose that to you, bro
You ready
Woke up this morning and bought my bitch up Birkin
Wait last clip you have to watch this what?
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, jay jay, fucking easy.
Hey, don't say that!
Fucking easy.
I
Jason wearing to he actually looks like a pedophile like I'm not even just trying to be a dick like he genuinely looks like a
Yo get rid of this mustache and beard like I'm dead. I serious. I'm gonna hit him with like one of these bro
Greg, you never seen the epi-
What the fuck is that?
Just shave it off!
No.
Alright, my stash has changed my whole life.
How?
You see that cool-looking guy standing over there?
Yeah.
That's what Jason wants to look like?
See that cool looking guy standing over there. Yeah, that's what Jason wants to look like and he's he looks like this, bro
Like cuz cuz a guy like that doesn't just go walking around handing out soaps
Right, of course not
Appreciate bro. Where's the one where it's
You ever see the episode where it's like he cuts it off while he's sleeping like that's what I'm about to do, bro
That's dead ass what I'm about to do
What the fuck they were kissing and shit?
Oh no bro.
I'm out of here. You ready?
Yeah.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Oh fuck bro.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Nothing.
You alright?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I had my little bit of that journal on me.
It's the case, you know.
I've been journaling and everything and whatnot.
That's good.
Yeah, just so you know.
Appreciate you letting me know.
appreciate you yeah my room is all cleaned up nice
got some stuff moving around some stuff you know burger so dude yeah burger I'm
about to go to work man you want anything
I don't really know what he does anymore bro he's like actually like all he
does is just sleep and eat bro yeah like okay five gifted right now and I'll
And I'll startle him. Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure I'm gonna startle I'll startle him
I'll start moving the bed like there's an earthquake. Okay guys. Yeah, just five gifted five good
It is all I asked bro. Come on. Just just five. Yeah, come on
Yeah, let's see you coming inside
What fuck is your problem?
Gg fucking easy. Hey, don't say that bro
It's a good video you're supposed to finish it. I love that video
Hey hey hey, it's stable! Renato!
Oh you gotta find, say it's gonna kill Burger.
Oh shit, I just stamped him.
Hello! Hey!
Can I check the new one?
By the way?
Yes.
Oh, freaking heat.
Yeah, hello!
What's going on, Ruby?
Where is he?
I don't know.
I heard him.
I didn't know.
Wait, something's going on.
What the fuck are you doing?
Wait, he's just coming outside?
The light is fucking up.
See up there?
What's going on?
Is there something that we're missing?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
The light has to be outside!
I guess I'm ruining it. I didn't know, bro. What are you doing? You gonna watch it? Is
he live? Oh, he is live. What the fuck is he doing?
I
Motherfuckers start getting more no no when you get two cars you become a piece of shit
I'm telling you that's why I I try to humble myself and just
I don't know
We did
Like we did us doesn't even know how to take a turn why is your fucking why
No, they don't make too much fucking money.
Two fucking bars.
And drone shots.
Who's controlling this?
And a Maybach?
Yeah, I see the brush I just came out with a portion just like mugged a shit
Fucking cars, man. Yeah, two fucking carver. I hate I did ask. No, I hate which you vote. I did ask hate rich people
I'm telling you, I'm better at serious, yeah?
What do you think?
Uh, yeah.
Well, I don't have my key on me, so you're gonna be outside soon.
Fuck.
He's talking with me.
Hold up.
Stay under.
It's making about us.
Thanks for the laptop, it works out.
Yep.
It's good.
Yep.
Oh
It's good
That was not a fire mark
I'm here inside
I
Can't see
You'll get that fuck
I can't hear you, bro!
Yo, I said get that back you!
I said get the back you off the fucking driver!
I'll make it out of here.
I can't believe it bro. Dude, if he is a Porsche, I have a Porsche. Bro, I heard about you a Porsche.
Hey, crazy! What is this?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Oh, it's good.
Bro, what is this?
That's your little shit.
Hey, hold on now.
Did you just drop some shit?
It's the door closed, I don't know if you can't tell, it should be straight.
I got you, ready?
Okay, here it is, say introducing my brand new pork, pack matter of four.
You went crazy!
You went crazy!
Yo!
Okay, then, hey!
Yo!
Yo, you're fucking nice, buddy!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yo, you went crazy!
Alright, we got our clip.
Thanks for the time.
They're saying Jason left Core.
Can someone tell them we were just trolling?
Can someone tell them we were just trolling?
Can someone tell them we were just trolling?
I don't think they need to almost talk to me.
They're trying to check.
They're still running around there.
I'm dead.
I see them.
There's like three of them right over there.
Wait, he's leaving?
No!
They're standing.
They're standing.
Where is he?
He's in the driver's seat.
Son.
He left.
He left?
He left court.
He's leaving court and he left the...
So I have to go pack everything that was made back right now and then...
Where are you guys going?
Probably to code.
Honestly, I think this is going to be good.
Code? Good luck.
We're going to go to the code.
Oh, okay. I'm going to be building a house.
Well, I mean you have extra rooms now. Jason's going.
He's now on the Jason's car.
But oh wait, he left last night.
Yeah, he's gone.
I don't think he's coming back.
Oh, he's talking about his car still being faster than yours
technically, and you're just mad about that.
So you have to come out here and show
your lawnmowers really loud, even though his car's faster.
That's OK.
It's going to end, though, not me, honestly.
It's going to be a couple of months.
Yeah.
It's going to be a couple of months, that lawnmowers.
Yeah.
How much horsepower is that car?
Probably one or two.
He's got it.
Dan said he did as he left CORE.
All right, y'all, this is anyone who wants to join CORE, make sure to go to Woj's page
and hit his business email, and send every applicant message that you want to Woj.
Applications are $100 each, and I will review every single one, but it will go straight
into email.
It's a number of fundable deposits, every one that you want me to look.
I will look at every single one if you send me $100.
Where's he going?
Where's he?
Yeah, we look like we can't get him if you close the...
You don't have to close it that way.
It's okay, you don't have to close it.
Like, I prefer if you didn't close it.
Yeah, they go around.
Maybe he left.
Well, I don't blame him.
Oh, I just...
He just don't.
I mean, we did make it about us.
Like, I should have my course, then you should have yours.
I know, but yours is kinda hard.
Look, he's come on for no reason, bro.
Yeah, but honestly,
You know, if he's talking about cars, I bet.
Introducing y'all, they're working really fucking hard.
And I decided, y'all, I want to treat myself.
You know, we see everyone in the house has cars.
I'm going to make this shit about me.
Introducing y'all my 2025 wide body,
one of fucking 40 Cybertruck on 4G.
Oh, that hurts.
Yes!
You see how we coming, bro?
I got 4Gs on the wheel.
I got my first ever truck.
You know, saying it's a cyber fuck or whatever they call this.
You know what I'm saying?
It's hard to look at, but it's cool.
You know what I'm saying?
It's on some new shit.
Obviously I've got some custom decals stuff
that we got going on.
It's very interesting spec that I went with.
I kind of went with the satin black
mixed in with the one of 40 wide body.
Now you're probably asking me,
what are you talking about?
One of 40 wide body?
Are you gonna ask me?
I don't know.
Wait, what are you talking about?
One of 40 wide body.
Are you gonna ask me that?
Yeah, so basically it's a one of 40.
So only 40 of the people in the world have this
and I spent a grand total of about $452,000.
But it's not bad bro, cause it's $140,000, you know what I'm saying?
But honestly, this is my day car.
Now, you're leeching, you're leeching.
I've been working really hard
and I wanted to treat myself right.
And you know, you've been a great friend of mine, bro.
And check behind you, bro.
Woo!
Woo!
This is mine?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro, why's it locked?
Introduce it bro. Go ahead this
Bros yours
Introducing my brand new V12
Hey, this is my Maybach y'all. You can see how I'm coming bruh. Yeah, I basically shit on everybody else in this fucking crib
Yeah, my shit pushes bruh, and I also got some shit changed on the inside so I can't shoot planes
I'll tell you we're coming different. You see the 4g's on the wheels. You know how we're coming wheels straight from Germany
We don't need a usa ship all that shit
We are pouring on their ass, you see the back, two toned, six, six, eight, and something to tell you guys
This is an undercover Virgil. Oh, it's not. What does that mean? Like it's like so it's like not the Virgil
So basically what that means is
It's a Virgil. Okay, so it's the Virgil made back. Wow. That's wait. So did you like just like re-tone re-pain it?
Like you just
And then it's a Virgil. Okay. All right. Well, you know, I didn't want to one-up
I didn't want to be the guy to tell you this, but I've been working really hard
And I decided that I really want to just treat myself bro, and I want to do better and become better
So a lot of y'all be getting normal Mercedes. I want Brabis on them introducing my AMG SL fucking matter-datter
65
You see the fucking Brabus on it you see the Brabus up here, bro
I mean, this is just some cool shit. They're part one. I brought a real brab is blah blah blah
Bro, you can be on the front. Don't fucking play with me, bro
That's how we're doing this shit, bro
But you know I had to treat you good, bro
I've always fucked with you and I've always supported you bro, and I'm letting another this is yours
new GTR man. I've been on the roof. You know how we're coming. Matt Gray, my type of shit.
You can see it says GTR right there. That's how you know it's really a GTR. Don't fucking
forget that shit. You can rotate over the back. You know what I'm saying? It's a very
clean look. I got this license plate because you know what I'm saying? And as you can
see, Valtronic. We come Valtronic over here. You know what I'm saying? We come
Valtronic as you can see we also came
Voorhees hybrid form awesome, and then we came Brembo on the brakes
That's cool. I got the nice maybe more guard the insides looking good
Bro, go ahead and hold that camera
One so introducing your brand new
Honda Accord and your Nissan fucking Sentra
I know I know cuz you know what they say bro two is better than one so I had
never seen I had to come different for you bro this is so hard this is so fucking
hard oh my god wow yeah yeah yeah yeah and the zip ties are there too so it
doesn't actually pop out I thought about it I thought about you bruh thank you
bro and don't forget about the blue one bruh oh you never heard of that that's
the one of one rocket league detail it comes from only sitting out in the sun
at the core house all right I mean bro yeah I appreciate that and and bullet hole
bullet hole bullet hole bullet hole bullet hole bullet hole bullet hole
because we know you really do that shit right you already put the new
And I got the Jersey plane on there cuz I don't want people to fuck with you, bro
You know what they say, bro, Twain gotta come trim women. Yeah
Look look to your right, bro. My left
Go crazy, bro
Yeah
I mean, yeah, for, yeah.
More, more wide body SUV, huh, dude?
It's not really, all right.
Holy shit!
Warning, security system,
because you know we got our eyes on you!
Yeah, I like it.
Oh my god, V-Brown.
Yeah, yeah.
You see it, bro?
Nah, we got the HRV, bro.
We don't do HRT.
Yup.
Fuck.
Yup.
Oh my god, this is actually mine.
Yup.
Frostway brand new.
Yup, Frosty.
Oh, shit, I'm shivering.
Holy, should probably get out of the sun.
Hey, bro, honestly, that's not the real shit. I appreciate you being humble. Yeah, humble dude, bro
Like, you know, I'm not just gonna get you a Honda easy, bro. Hey, but go over there
Yeah, bro go ahead, you know, I had to go Mercedes on him for you
G.L.E. 3-Body Roar!
This is you, bro. This is you.
Oh, he's not really about to hit the...
Oh, yeah, that suits you. Yeah, wow.
I mean, this is just your body, bro.
Now, stay right there.
That's what kind of friend would I be
if I didn't get you right.
Stay right there.
Stay right there.
My eyes are closed.
Alright my eyes are closed.
Alright my eyes are closed.
Go ahead and just sit down.
You know how it'll come in bro. Introducing your brand new 2027. Not out yet.
Two biggies. We call it two biggies because we got two big wheels on the sides.
Your brand new wheelchair bro. I'm manifesting you getting paralyzed.
Do you see it bro? How do you feel? How do you feel put it in the third gear, bro?
Let me see you let me see you push it
Bro, you know how you got me right? I know
With the stove, Wolfers.
That I got is my shit.
And you left it on over there!
Yeah, bro.
Leather.
Alcantara.
That's...
Man raised glove!
Hope.
Something's gonna break your door.
I don't know why we're done this segment now.
Yeah, because...
I mean, a lot of these guys.
Yeah, we didn't want that car.
Yo, we got a build-bit?
Yo, can someone turn that fucking shit off?
Yo, I'll walk.
Dude, you like this? We're manifesting me being paralyzed.
Dude, we're your Friday shirt.
Oh, thank God it's Friday.
Damn, someone's probably been through a lot.
That's your pet peeve.
pet peeve I did that I remember we said that's your pet peeve I know I know like
when you oh wait oh yeah he says pet peeves like when someone has a
runny nose and they like push their nose up I look he I've been spitting I look
even spam that cuz my nose been running I know I got allergies bro you wouldn't
get it you saw the one about SpongeBob though you never saw the episode
I'm not even kidding I walked into his fucking pineapple and he saw fucking
Patrick fucking the shit out of son cheeks did you see that episode and then Larry the pinhead came out
I said what the fuck are y'all doing and then he joined in his are fucking the shit out of sponge
Bob holes dude that sounds weird do not send me that
There's also my fucking thank God it's Friday episode
Help me dude
What the fuck
You're guilty bro. I'm not fucking very nice
Here we go
Oh
It is like auto-drive or nothing?
Nah.
So who did they do that to order like 15 wheelchairs and just keep them out here?
Like what the fuck is this?
Hello?
You go.
Alright, let's start our fucking day at boys.
Can you?
Can you met me?
I'm the thingy.
Met me?
Oh.
Oh sweet.
So here's your phone, enjoy riding.
I haven't eaten today, bro.
Why is there a hole in our wall?
I don't know.
Benzane!
What are you doing?
We gotta get on our building ship.
Yo, ew.
Stop doing that.
Alright, bro.
Brother, we're gonna build a fucking house.
There's gonna be W's, there's gonna be fucking Pogchamps or whatever the fuck the kids use nowadays.
There's gonna be fucking... we were here's, there's gonna be fucking...
Whoa, what the fuck, thank God it's Friday, what the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck is Friday?
Yo, fucking thank... goodness gracious, it's fucking Friday.
I was just letting it out.
Alright, bro.
There's a whiteboard out.
You've got a whiteboard in the corner.
No!
Why is the house so fucking empty?
Why is it so freezing?
Yo, can we just move?
I don't know what it is.
That should be here, bro.
It makes the house look better.
No, bro, my phone shweys off.
You can't move that.
I can't move that?
I haven't got a lot of network non-movements.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna put my fun shoes on.
Oh, who stole my marker board?
Who stole my marker board?
Because all my dead homies eat wagon,
three hot dogs, two sunsets, one clothes,
one two marlin gift.
Yo, suck my dead man dick the way you looking at me right now, bro.
right now bro. Who's stock is this?
Well you know when I was younger I used to sniff my berry socks because it
smelled so bad but so good. You know what I'm talking about? Okay yeah. Who's stock is this?
We'll have that one on. Oh my god. I'm so late for this. It doesn't want to be a race.
We're losing loot.
Alright.
Now to go to house, let's talk about this.
What are we thinking?
Bro, this is my thought.
Let me know if you agree, Chad.
Wherever we build this house, bro,
we should add an answer over and over.
We build a house.
We build a garage.
Later down the road.
We build a car to put in the garage.
In that case, we build a car, go to garage,
go to house maybe build a restaurant maybe builds maybe what else what else
we're gonna eventually add on add on add on
Walmart in the back yard
Can you ask someone to give me a subject of walks three minute commercials every five minutes as my mom?
Can someone get my mama so young?
Mom, I'm not even running ads. I don't know who's doing this
Yeah, I'm just far more max. Why are you even like going to home people?
Do you know
Thank you. Yeah, well what do you want you want a one by one and one by two a two by one
Okay, so I'm thinking a little one-by-one but no air can come in or come out so for having a rough day
We're going there how boxing and we got about like maybe a little bit of furniture
We got about some furniture to you got about like, you know
It could down the road that that's a whole new video decorating my brand new
We'll be out of your bunch up so
Later down the road you gotta put a hot tub in it, Loki.
A hot tub.
A pool in the house.
Ooh, the same pool from the same house.
Or the second story, Hata.
Ooh.
Maybe a hot tub time machine.
Ooh.
Oh my god, maybe we build a runway, and we build a plane,
and we take off like a Red Bull does it on their bench.
We just take off in the backyard, and we do that.
Yo, from the top of the hill, we should create something
and glide down.
Build the helicopter tent on top of the house.
You can land your helicopter.
Ooh.
Get the towers over there.
Ooh.
What's up towers, bro?
I'm not gonna lie to you.
They have to be like almost like twins.
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, yeah, like Umbrella and Trump and Fortnite and Tilted.
Okay, so, what if we go to that hill,
and that's if you make me, we have a glider and I try to glide down.
Is that possible?
Then you get to use your 2027 wheelchair for the rest of your life.
What if we built the clock tower for Fortnite
and you could like, mine down?
you break the floor so you just fall down one time.
OK, what if we dig to bedrock?
OK, what if we win the lottery?
OK, the governor will get all the way.
We all take a blaze.
Nope.
That's the worst idea.
How do you do it with a rope?
I think what if you do that with my birthday?
How do you do it with a rope?
As a one by one, we could do a one by two.
What is that, like a little kind of a rectangle?
Like a one by one next to a one by one.
You have to play breast?
Ooh, one by two.
Yeah, you could put an airlock with a triangle.
We could do with airlock, too.
Yeah.
So what do you think, one by one, one by two, two by two,
two by four, four by eight, four by nine,
two by ten, what are we thinking?
I think we do a two by one with a jump up airlock.
A jump up airlock.
So we don't care.
No, because we gotta think about garage.
I think we should use a one by one again,
and then we add one to it.
That's why it's a two by one, because then we
can turn the second one.
So here's my thought process, right?
The walls and shit, like, we do that?
Do we add walls?
Low key, yeah.
You can do that?
Yeah.
Assume those struggle.
No, this part is easy.
If we do it like we did this, because we just do flywheel two by.
Okay.
If we do it A by A, like, you know, A by A.
Okay.
Sure.
So if I got on the terrace, one by one then?
Huh?
Okay.
So we're gonna make it a garage one day.
Yeah.
So I say we do a one by one, where like this is the front, right?
We do A foot by A foot.
Okay.
Right?
Yes.
But we should have like a door in the middle.
Make sure you always build the door when you're into it, the door.
Whenever that, I don't know how big a door is.
Yeah, a door.
Door here, one by one.
Yeah.
That, all those things.
Get like that.
Yeah.
And then we got...
Oh, this thing took a long time now.
You gotta get that Chinese kick to get in on this, huh?
So he helps us.
We should use him.
Right?
But then on the side, we can do another door.
Ooh, a door for a door?
A door someone would want to expand, we can expand.
Add it onto it.
And then later on, we can build, like, you know,
the garage.
Ooh, okay.
Ooh.
It's a little bit of 3D animations going on right now.
Okay.
Talk to me, keep going.
And then we can also, like, when we build the garage,
we can build, like, a staircase going up.
Ooh.
And then we got, like, a second story up here.
Ooh.
turned into like the hotbox attic above.
Oh, you know.
OK, OK.
It's like a one by one by one.
One by one by one by one by two vertical.
Yeah, and then we could turn the roof of here
into like, you know, the balcony.
And we can have like railings out here.
Yeah, this is going to be a new jump for sure.
Something like that.
Maybe put a bathtub up there, and then a little hotbox tub.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The most developed for today is the one by one.
I think the goal is the one by one.
One by one.
Two doors, me.
Two doors.
Maybe just one door and one door.
We make the door, right?
What are you talking about?
That's what we did the last time.
Remember?
We made a door.
How are you going to do it a door?
How are you going to do that over the door?
How much wood do we need, though?
The woodchuck could chuck you.
Fuck you.
We look here to take the silvershark.
Yeah.
He said we're going to take it.
Right, nice.
All right, Chad, this is a riddle for everyone.
How much wood do we need?
Let's see who can get the right answer.
If you can outbeat Epstein's math, we're going to give you guys one singular sub, whoever
gets it.
So, basically, we're going to build an 8x8, so someone has to determine how much wood
do we need for four, five sides, you know, 8x8x8x8, you know what I'm saying?
So if you could figure out how much wood before us, you're going to get gifted a free
subscription to Stubble Robber.
It's not 67.
Nope.
It's not.
I'm looking for her.
Nope.
Nope.
You don't mind if I get in the bathroom?
You don't mind if I go to the bathroom?
No, they're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
No one in this chat is allowed to leave once we start building.
That's the rules. I don't make them. It's either you fall them or not.
The choice is yours. That's what my old principal used to say. His name is Dr. Cary.
The choice is yours today. You may get a great day, but we're not.
The choice is yours.
Classic principal on?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're saying 1,600 maps.
They're saying 256 maps, 116 maps.
there's a lot of mats going in 39 32 linear feet of perimeter boards 12 pieces
plywood 9 9 9 wood max met
Hello? What just happened? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What
you doing? Like what are you doing? Like what are you doing? Like dude, can you chill?
Hi bro, I'm back. I have to pick up something to work. Yeah.
I heard that
Okay, thanks. See you good though
Thanks, thank you about solid here
I need, like, 50 of these.
I need, like, 50 of these.
You think it's more or less than a chair?
What?
More.
I think we should use that short Asian choc pedophile guy to help us out.
Like, this guy's been a long time.
We need two drawers.
Wait, now that thing about it?
Kids just got out of school.
Why don't we just recruit people to build with us?
Is that weird?
Yeah, it's what they do in the channel.
Yeah, you're wild, man.
You're actually wild.
I mean, it's a clue. You already got the tools and shit.
Oh, for what?
You might need like a saw.
A particular saw.
I'm going to just one convention later. You should come.
Oh, no I can't, sorry bro I'm gonna be at Salkon.
What the fuck is Salkon?
Oh my god dude, that's actually hilarious.
And then he said, what the fuck is Salkon?
Bruh, Salkon needs nuts.
He said the thing.
Oh my friggin' friggin' frick.
Okay.
50 pieces of 2x4x8.
10 pieces of 4x8.
We need 52x4x8.
We need 10 4x8 plywood.
Two door screws a saw
Who would have told me manuals are good fruits
No allergic to nuts. Let me do that. Yeah, that's a piece of each
pretty selfish
Well, that was a gift that someone died in my field boxes. So Jason can we rock the leg yesterday?
I heard what else do we want to add to this?
We got walls.
I think for now that's like we need walls and a door.
And it's a home.
Check if they're speaking.
We can move a setup in there later.
Do we want to put like drywall on the inside?
We could really make it a home in there.
How hard is that?
Remember when we did that and it was really bad?
Yeah, because it was a little slow.
If it rains it got moldy.
Yeah, let's skip that for now.
water proof and later on all right you ready a window maybe nah no we don't want
sunlight the whole point is to escape reality bro you want to be away from
the humans okay we can always add a window later on
chat someone in chat please take a picture thanks shot someone take a
I'm gonna call everyone's favorite streamer, you guys ready anyone guess what about a call
Favorite streamer?
You guys?
Huh?
And you guys?
Uh, favorite streamer.
Correct me, Lacey.
Close.
I have no service.
Hey!
Hey, bro.
What's your name?
Um, can I use this?
Can I use the cyber fuck?
What?
Huh?
Sorry, I'm in my car right now.
Can I use a cyber trap?
I think Russell just took it.
He just texted me and said he was thinking if you'll pick up Yellen,
I'll pick up stuff for his board video.
Are you fucking dead ass?
He might still be there.
Go check the driveway.
He might still have the truth.
He might still have the truth.
Oh my god.
Elle drew in the chat.
I'm going to tell Russell.
I'm going to do a sob story.
Um, yeah, I was about to use the cyber check for my stream because Lacey said I could but when I was it's gone
And I called him this said you took my car got hit. I can't oh Russell can hear me
Hey, bro, sorry my car got fucking hit on the freeway and yeah, no
And Lacey said I could use the sire trap, but then you said you might be out right now. Are you oh?
If that's okay, and then we're just gonna use it to go we're gonna go use it to village
Not having a drive so you want to come with us? Yeah
Not bad
Oh my god now someone AI like Lamborghini yours if I car so we did that then send it to me
60 pounds gained but
One second one second, I'm trying to confirm I
I woke up this morning and but my bitch a Birkin
Guys we need to stop that
Shaving don't wait for him. We need to stop that. Oh, no
You know, I'm supposed to be a model for Calvin one. That's a baby. What's up, bro? He's coming now
Russell he took it out and I told him that told Russell that my clutter I hit so he's coming back and let us Russell
You know some
It's like drive man. Oh, that's just so bad for you
They like actually
So she if you get the power-up premium trail mix, I don't know what you're new
Who told you get this I think they're trying to sell you have to fatten you up or something
Oh, it's only 140 calories. Yeah per fucking nut. Oh my god, per 13 servings in this?
Well that's like mega calories. That's like 140,000 calories. What? Yeah, so
since it's premium, it's in jumbo calories. It's like a new 2027 calorie.
I feel like how are you sitting next to me?
I'm like, is that if you get like a cave in that combo?
Or a case in the center?
Right this way.
This would be a, if you get, if you get naked from this.
What about this one?
Alright.
I'm gonna get some water.
Huh, water?
Little drink water.
All we drink is clean air combo lemonade.
Look at that shit coming down the drain.
Like what am I looking at?
Like that actually is hideous.
Russell's looking at demon though.
What is he talking to this dude?
He's listening to Alvin. Alvin and him.
We're about to go home to people, you wanna come?
We're about to go home to people, you wanna come?
Let me try.
Why?
Because of you.
A bunch of bullshit in the back.
Want me to clip some out?
It's yours?
Yeah, you can have it.
Oh no, no.
It's really good, though.
Only like 60 calories in there.
100 calories?
Oh god, this is like...
This is like the Enkettle Pop.
Bro, this is like when you hop out of the battle bus
and the first house you land,
you think it's better to be just one chest.
It's a blue chest.
I'm not even kidding.
Right.
Bro, there's no way this is protein.
What the fuck is this?
Look at this fucking good popcorn I stopped.
Alright, we're gonna head out, yep.
Oh, thanks bro.
Thank you, dude.
Bro, can we measure this back here?
Jack, can someone tell me the circumcision of the trunk of our fiberglass?
You gotta take this bullshit out of here.
This one.
What do you have, bullshit?
Oh fuck.
How's it's a real truck? What the fuck is that?
Jarvis opened the box.
Oh shit.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, can you remove that? It looks like you can remove it.
Jarvis removed it.
What do you like? What do you stick?
Let me know.
Yeah Jarvis.
It's mods not Jarvis.
Holy faggots!
I got water bro!
Is that nice?
Is it open?
I gotta put this down bruh.
The place he actually uses is like he's going to be like, ah where's my whistle?
What the fuck is that?
Fucking plate?
Why are we treating this like a normal car?
Bro it's a fucking truck, this is what they're supposed to do.
I'm supposed to do it.
I'll get this out of here.
It's nice.
It's close.
Yeah, look here when you have a truck, you can just do shit recklessly.
What's I'm saying? It's a truck.
Oh, you can take it out.
I think...
Do you want me to screw it in though?
Nah.
Let's see a screw.
Oh, it is a screw.
Does anyone have a screwdriver?
I don't think Lacey even wants to get this.
Is there anything in here?
No, it's just like the...
Yeah, what would these be?
It's like storage, yeah.
dude don't do that don't put me on the Jason shit you're not supposed to do that
you're acting really weird bro after that dinner after what dinner you're not
supposed to talk about that dinner that we signed NDAs to get in there I don't
know I feel like you just spent selling your soul recently why is it so important
though I can't just put the wood under it's sides under
You can open this, that can be opened whole time.
Oh, you can't take that.
You can keep it open.
There you have that. You go at home deep-bottom, huh?
It's a cover. I think it slides back.
Doesn't it try and pull it back?
No, it's a screw-rainer.
Uh-oh.
Bro, what the fuck, bro?
Is this a real... Is this a fake truck?
That's... That's screw-rainer.
What's screw-rainer?
That's screw-rainer.
Isn't it like...
Just ask Brock, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got the same dad.
I feel like you could definitely pop it off.
A. You sexy bastard. It's me, Ron. I'm about to use a cyber truck to put wood and there's this metal piece that's stuck.
Is this normal? It's like a little mellow, like, weird piece. Can you explain it to me? Thank you.
Yeah, Ron, that's almost certainly one of the bed tie-down anchors.
No, no, no, no, no, it's the back. I'm talking like the middle vitro. There's a big fucking black box, Leo. Explain it.
That's a hand bed compartment. Owners call it the smuggler's bay. It's a sealed storage tub built right into the floor of the bed.
of the bed no no no no no I do I got to take a fucking picture you could face
time him oh my god Leo do you see this the thing is Leo first of all I'm on
I'm asking you these questions but there's a nail in it.
Yo Leo, what do you think about the way I look bro, I don't know if you can see me.
Man, be honest.
Honestly, you look great. The curves are thick and natural, the smiles are easy, and the lighting's doing things.
We're asking what your worst feature is.
Wait, Leo, what's my worst feature?
Honestly, nothing's jumping out as a worst feature. Your hair's a little wild on top.
Okay, Leo, come check this out.
Leo, I gotta say something. What do you think about this?
That's a pretty solid midsection, honestly.
Great, now the internet has that storage.
GG, sir.
Nothing like showing your asshole to some AI.
How does AI face time now?
Hello, Ron's ass.
Ask what he thinks about your bowl.
Yeah, do you have to throw my dick?
Can we... I don't...
That's how big it is.
Bro.
Can we just have this open though and then have someone put rope down?
I think we can do it with it.
Like a close-up, of course.
That's what this is.
Let's go.
Hey, fuck, are we out?
How the fuck do you open the back door?
Holy fucking shit back here.
Oh
Is it fucking Leo?
Oh, you want to see the aim it's just you know like that you know
Actually don't know yeah go to the HD. Marlin is so sexy just texting me. Is that the close call?
Marlin 5? Yes bro Marlin said I'm about to come home. I'm about to literally fly over here.
Bro can we get a W fucking Marl? What do you think? He's gonna fly over here.
Bro because he fucking feels like it. You see?
I don't like jump and fly through the sky yo slow the fuck oh
huh yo yo yo zin chow konichiwa yo slow the fuck down China where are you
coming in from Irvine fucking dude yo are you coming in from Irvine
Oh
Fucking Irvine kids, but I hate them I get a retweet in the chat
My leaking bro shut up
Shut up
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
She's Louise, man.
Yo, turn this Alvin and the Chipmunk bullshit off!
There's a banger, there's a banger!
Oh, holy shit!
I want to just... Bro, I just want to do a next series.
What do you want to do?
The words cannot explain what I would hear to you.
I have 15 minutes to get along.
Hey, Bepson, where did that fucking blowtorch go?
Why does Lacey have a fucking random blowtorch?
Actually, like, strong or strong.
Should I light this stuff up?
Bro, what would happen if I lag on fire in the Tesla?
Do you think it would just like, is it an auto extinguish system?
Yeah, it's got what it is.
I gotta just, I gotta like, I can't, I can't, okay, hold on, ready?
Check my hair.
Okay, five kicks in, y'all.
Bro, I can't believe Jason bought a fucking Turbo S.
Orchette, do we got a splurge, do we got a low key biocard on it too?
Well, drop it, yeah, if we don't drop up here rich go fuck yourself. We don't care
Just willing to see like what streamers rich enough to buy their camera
I'm waiting right to like who's there?
I don't say really who's that fucking rich to buy their camera in a fucking
You know I'm telling you bros someone's got to do that
Bruce
I'll be Bruce
No, you know really I'm waiting for it from waiting for like a like a like a employee
if some of that's like a like a
Like a organization or something that like a group by a cameraman a car
type of thing thank goddess Friday
What?
What's going on you good?
Talk to me. We're good. Yeah. I was making sure we're on the bed. Yeah, you're good. Yeah, we're here. Hey, no worries, bro
Wait, that's not a no the camera
Mike's body, this is our last time home, bro.
Dude, you know where you shoot me? University soccer right now?
Just in case Kaisenet comes into the stream.
Tell me university streamers.
Hey Ron, my body, your choice. I just don't ever want to see a twitch message like that ever again.
It's just that made me not only uncomfortable, but it's just like, it's something that just, you shouldn't be typing as a grown man.
Jason's waiting for you to get the new iPhone.
I literally told them that we should do that for the stream.
And then he was like, well, we should try to sell power, etc.
And I was like, okay, bet.
So I thought he was going to build the house with me tonight.
I'll just get my car. Why not?
Hey Siri, call Jason the Wayne.
Oh my God, school just got out.
I didn't look too bad there though.
You speak Vietnamese?
Yo!
I hate you all.
What's up bro?
Yo bro, are you gonna build this house with me or no?
Yeah, I'm down, but you kinda left me.
Well I didn't know where you fucking went, you disappeared!
I went to get coffee.
Yeah, bro, guess what? I'm not supposed to know if you get coffee, fucking gigwad.
How am I supposed to know?
Maybe you need to text me.
Oh, make a cheque, dude.
Yo, I came out of the driveway thinking,
oh, we're about to go drive our poor shaz, right?
And you were like, oh, fuck you, fuck you.
I can't have shit.
So I said, go back to the garage.
Fuck this guy.
Oh, yeah, because I was hiding my whole land,
you came in, you locked me, asshole.
And then my whole cheque said you left core.
So I was like, all right, back.
I'm going to go do my own thing, then.
So maybe you should be in Texas and be left, are you OK?
Yo, bro, I'm going to get the wood,
and then I'm coming back.
Do you want to build it or not?
Okay, be there be square bro
God that guy's always fucking yapping
I'm not a bird I'm ducks yo, I don't give a fuck
Thank you for my Chad
Really okay
I was kiffing his neck a little bit.
Bro, I'm getting one of these days ladies,
while I'm streaming, like, I should just, like,
put a finger in your ear or something like that.
To see if the chat gets up on it.
Okay, I wouldn't even snitch.
You wouldn't snitch?
Have you ever thought about, like,
what it would actually be like, just like,
a kiss, like your whole meal?
Uh, yes, I've just figured it out.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Like, everyone's wondered that.
So there's only a slight, there's like,
a handful I've actually tried it though.
So who let Jason the Weenbias
a 600 horsepower car like I actually fear for anyone on the road and like it's not
even a good luck everybody I turn now it's like good luck everybody I'm on the
road like I would get the fuck off the road if you see a fucking cream color
Porsche that looks like a turbo s bro
yeah you think he's gonna get like into an accident with that car like I want to
say that but like broken Jason the weed handles like that much horsepower
Griffin was telling me that he drove out of the driveway on cold tires
And like the car is not warming up, but he started just gassing it like off the bat, bro
Like he might have actually just like I don't know, bro
What is this?
Hey, it's not hard. No, listen, it's much universal. It's Luigi
something like that
Try not fucking Mario Bros
This is go blue, bro low key. I mean
We all got that one on
What
You know I used to
It was like something I got from one of the arcades like a snake. It was like five feet long
Oh my god, like a stuffed animal.
Snake that I won from the arcade was $40,000.
I could save that forever for it.
And I used to just pretend to kiss in the timeline
how to kiss.
I just had like a epiphany, just looking at you there.
You're in the back of a Cybertron, dressed like Yoshi,
making an old Spider-Man.
Look at the light.
Yeah, bro, this is what Streamer of the Year looks like.
I bros, bro, chat, fax or no.
Speed's fuckin' travelin', whatever.
Goin' to fuckin' all these places,
goin' on the World Cup, you know.
You got Jink Seastream and everyday,
reviving dead games, hostin' all this shit,
whatever it might be.
Kai, hosting events, doin' whatever,
his brain, just pushing everybody,
you know, buildin' cool community events.
Bro, then you have fuckin' stable fuckin' Ronaldo
with his fucking Luigi hat and kissing Spider-Man in the back of a siren truck to build a fucking house
that will vex you Russell, Jason the Ween, fucking Lays, and YBG.
Can we get a fucking movie emo? Is there a fucking movie emo?
Can we get one? If not, like, we need to work on that, how long?
Simple.
Goddamn, bro.
Yes, cinema, bro.
I need a movie!
I mean, I need a movie!
I woke up this morning and bought my bitch a Birkin pick it
That guy's a lunacy. Oh, okay. He drove all up on the island bro. That's fucked up, man
You can't fuck that little that dog
You know, let me run out. That's a good one
So I'm really starting to reevaluate my life chat and started finally hit me in about two weeks
I'm about to be in Florida with Jinxie and Loose to play hardcore Minecraft
Do we think this is even a good idea anymore? I got really started to think about it
Like I don't know bro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, no.
I don't know.
I'm not getting put in a fucking bathroom bro.
What's going on over there?
What's with that one?
You're saying that.
That's good.
Is it good now?
Is it good now?
You know, I just don't like using the camera when we go to Home Depot, bro.
Because if you use the camera in Home Depot, it's like,
in front of you just complaining, coming with a phone,
I'm like, yo, this is for my school fucking project, dick.
Yo, look at this guy, he's fucking mollaging.
Loser, we're in a wide body, want a 4D, kill yourself.
Almost slipped out a little word in the end.
Have you ever gone to Dome Depot?
Dome Depot, no?
No, Dome Depot.
Dome Depot?
No.
He's in Dome there.
Oh
She did your target audience
You ever see the Simpsons movie? Yeah, where they get the dome put on top of the home people changes the dome
You ever see the one of us over mark tea like gets tea fucked by a fucking over
Oh my god, she's giving him straight teeth
Productive
I got out. Oh my god. Just straight teeth in my shit
Do you have a little pink shit?
Yeah, I was going to say, I was like, no.
Pink shit is fine.
Who's going to pick Charlie?
The girl, bro.
The little girl.
Wait.
What's her name?
I don't know.
Have you seen the clips where she's like, squeezing through the crack?
It's not that it's a hook.
What is it called?
What's her name?
Alvin, I'm gonna jump on Sparrow, girl.
Arch.
Arch.
I bet.
Holy blue combo.
Rip and yellow ponytail.
Yo!
You're fucking kidding me.
You're fucking kidding me.
You're fucking kidding me.
You're fucking kidding me.
You're fucking kidding me.
This is damn your fucking show.
This is damn your...
Yeah!
No, it's the fucking Ian dude.
It's like the human.
He looks like he's about to crack you.
Oh, the real Adger?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I told you, Dave.
I told you Dave!
You're putting the ponytail in a chipmunk?
Yeah, that's life.
They're saying bea-doors in the front left seat.
No, right?
You're following me.
Bro...
I don't know, man. We gotta build that house though, yeah?
What should we be following you, bro?
Bro, I'll tell you. We should be, like, fucking...
That was on to some bro. No half-assed this year.
Yeah, well, what do you- what do we- what do we- what do we be for Halloween chat this year? Like a sexy fucking-
A sexy fireman? Like-
This guy's got some like-
That's some tech.
What's he doing?
He's moving the fucking rocket league.
Movie's aerialed up.
Heh heh heh.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm about to fuck that little-
That shit right there, man.
Hey, trust me.
You're the best you can do, sir.
How do they put that shit in the movie, bro?
Yo, someone put me in it any, bro. Hey, which shit won't give me the best hat?
Yeah, there we are. That's good, no?
Here, you kiss the shirt, man.
We're streamer of the year
Right come on, bro
I'm telling you when they announce all the streamer of the years and they say my name I should just walk up that right
I just walk up and they try to take the award before they even say the final name
You should ask the person and worse than just go out there and give it to whoever you want
Oh my god, no shut shut go up and then do the desi
No, no, no, I'm kidding I'm kidding listen
How'd you present an award and it'd be like the other versions of it?
No, ask you to present an award.
Bro, I presented one last year and I made a joke and you know what, he laughed.
What?
No, that was the joke.
They were like best, I think I announced Gamer of the Year and I was like, I don't
know how low this is enough here.
And it was so quiet.
It was so quiet.
Last year you announced something?
Yeah, yeah, I forgot.
I did the Burpitos one.
Wow.
Oh my god.
He deserved it.
I laughed.
I'm giving a fuck.
Oh my god
He deserved it
I laughed. I'm give a fuck
Do your job chat type
Type in gift. I woke up this morning and bought my fish a Birkin
Yeah, she she earned it
Type in a pipe and chat
You can show these auto-driving bro, it's a lot I guess.
Look at that tech shit up top, hold on.
Yo!
Yo!
You got to hang on to my little shit moving bro.
Yeah.
My thingy went up.
Those guys back door is hooping bro.
Show your shirt.
What are you doing?
You.
You
Average Tesla driver
Guys you could do it, bro. I saw extra Emily do it and she's a fucking co-founder or whatever the fuck
Then that's it. Yeah, bro stuff. She could do it. We could do it
She drives through those
That's fine. I'm bet I serious bro one day. I'm a own twitch. I'm just gonna fucking
We're just gonna ban everyone's making about me. I'm just gonna have everyone watching stay fucking run all it up
Okay
So Eleanor Miller is that little green chipmunk?
He says she's the youngest of the chipmunks. Oh, how old is she in roughly corresponds to fear doors age
Which in the live action is pretty team slash high schooler
You're going to hell
like everything I said.
You can just zoom in on their fucking ass.
Why are they throwing their shit in the live-action?
It's like what?
Don't be throwing it back if you don't need it.
Yo!
Ah.
All right, next topic.
Oh, God.
Check it.
We're only a couple of minutes away, champ.
There's about to be a fucking mission outside.
Getting all the fucking wood.
What do they do to Twitch? I can't even see my dash anymore.
Twitch is just changing so many updates.
We're only going to get an old cannon.
I'll have to call with them soon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's gonna be my favorite segment ever.
Really, bro?
The Cybertruck Rustle segment.
They'll be talking about this one for a while.
See if they can make the trim ready here in nomination.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine the clip?
That place is the same, right?
I don't think you're gonna start with Russell Bantz into the chipmunk song.
I'm saying you must do that one.
How about worm one up?
All of my songs going up right now.
I don't think there's water bottles here.
Bro.
You'll get that song going again.
What are you showing?
Yeah.
Keep the gifts coming boys.
Should we get a thousand gift?
Don't get gifted something.
They should be given at least 10% of your income to see what we all need.
Yes, yes, bro.
Welcome to the fucking real world.
What did Andrew did say?
Welcome to the real world!
Oh, fucking dork.
Hey, see, this should look...
Yeah, I see any of these reels of this, like, autistic guy.
And he's, like, making out with the public.
What?
They said it got sent to you, man.
I can see it, I can see it.
I don't love it.
Bro, what do you like to know?
Bro, the relationship seems to be so much bullshit.
I gotta scroll.
Halloween sort of already opened.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, we were there.
Bro, I'm about to find out.
They did, actually.
They didn't install.
You didn't get one?
We should've met the law.
They sell for like a few thousand.
Hunter, he's there.
Yeah, I was looking, Pete, we were talking about Peacallus.
He should have got one.
I should have bought it.
Well, it's OK.
It's OK.
You went and something loose something.
He hit a restock and didn't even know it.
It was right there.
It's a five-hour mark.
Sick name.
But I'm going through my reels right now.
Got dizzy, you know what I'm saying?
Poor stuff.
No.
There's so much bull.
Bro where is it? Do I not send you them?
Yeah, what do you do to a prank?
Are we able to do a sleepover?
So you can probably shoot all of us.
That's a reasonable response.
Bro I can't remind you.
Now I'm actually mad.
We can't leave this truck to our find.
I already got my other games with my IRL, so I'll be setting up the issue.
Is Freddy Fazbore me or whatever his name is? Is he that, like, fucking intimidating as a player?
Freddy Fazbear? Holy shit.
Is he the scariest by fair?
No.
Who's the scariest bear?
Is that the one where, you know...
She got low-key because I'm scared of shit by her.
She gets throw shit back?
Yeah, faxed her.
Oh, I can't find this.
This is good. This is good for all the IRL-ness.
You can recreate this for the poor guy.
They're chasing.
They're part of this.
On Instagram, bro.
They really just be posting everything.
Like, I'm dead ass.
I got so much hair.
Betsy, while I look at you, you guys do what I said, people.
Show, show, bro.
You said that.
Dude, this is my IRL.
Holy shit.
I said Lay's worse.
Bro.
Sookie.
I can't find it, bro.
Oh, that's bad.
Yo, okay.
Bro, Chad, Rios looks like you got the best shit, no?
What do you think, Lace?
Depends what you're looking for, bro.
Rios is good. Ivy on TikTok.
She's fucking fine, bro.
Sometimes one just hate more than the other one
I can't find it.
All right, jeez.
All right, keep up.
Shawty, do my dance, I'll take the time.
All right, we're here.
Are you doing Celethon 3?
No.
Stand the second.
Celethon is in about 15, it's in 12 days.
People you didn't know that's 20 dollars
All of them are models do once I could go to San Diego for $20. Well, no, it's 150. I put a day
Just park here, I'll follow
I want a Cybertruck
Park left and right
Oh shit, bro.
I'm leaving.
Bro, at least he just puts a little shit in the spot.
All right, we need to get some wood y'all welcome to the segment today. We're building a fucking house
Partest part about the day is always getting the wood
We get home. We got the Chinese dude who's gonna help us
What not should be fucking easy bro. You know I'm saying a lot of bullshit. Yo, why don't we just fucking buy a house?
And we get dead a delicious talk.
Yo, this is literally a 10 by 12.
How much is this?
Yo.
Why is this not fire?
Should we just buy this and put this in the backyard?
It's $1000.
$6000?
I mean low-key?
Okay, let's just do the question.
If you're homeless,
Like why don't you come to home deep on just lock the door?
Are you guys, are you guys trippin'?
I'll just get you out.
It was rockin'.
Oh, Russell doesn't want to get wood?
Oh, I thought you were at the Cybertruck.
I'm about to get hit.
What the fuck is this?
You ever just touch shit?
Actually, yeah.
You wanna like hit all your senses?
All right, where we get the pusher from the hood?
The cart cart
Yeah, oh you fancy. Yeah, right here we can borrow one
We want to be
Anyone knows oh one of those we say down take it well if they don't need this
It's good. Yeah, I'm just gonna connect now
Oh, yeah, of course, brother, how are you doing, dude?
I'm sorry, we were hate to hang out, thank God they give me this floor.
Oh, shit, yeah?
Yes sir.
Nice to meet you.
Yes sir, you too, but you have a great day, thank you.
We're going to go to house.
How big?
Hey, what's the name of the house?
I'll see you later.
I'll see you in person, the home or the depot.
Because you didn't think about it, right?
Did the stuff in the home depot start or did the home depot start before it
stopped?
Like, what came, you know?
Oh, I said the depot came before the home.
I gotta get to the depot to get to home, right?
See you.
You guys have a great day.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Dude, there's a lot of fucking scary shit over there.
You sure you wanna go over there?
You don't get a look at that, bro.
Oh, fucker.
Got an accident.
Shawty, all aboard, twerking on, take a check.
What's up, Vep?
What are you looking at?
Ow!
I just fucking...
You want to know a true story? No troll. I used to sit in one of these as a kid where my mom would push me
and she told me to not put my hands on her and I put my hand underneath the wheel
and it cut open my fingernail and it opened up a really gushed blood. Everyone went to the hospital.
True story. It's a good story.
This is about like $70 dollars.
Don't you shoes?
Yo, look at this shit.
Yo, who got them doing this?
Look at some 69's of this shit.
Yo.
Yo.
That's just kind of scary though, you know?
It's actually huge, bro.
How big is that?
Kind of fire, bro.
Look at this.
Yeah, this is the horrible course.
How you doing?
Of course!
That's me?
That's me.
No, it's okay.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you speak a bit?
Uh, where do you live?
I got you, yeah.
I said my turn is coming.
Can you speak a bit?
Never heard from a master.
Can I speak a bit?
Yeah.
Oh, promotion, sir.
You can.
Oh, promotion sir, that's my bag.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuckle a woodchuck fuck?
Alrighty, alright so, this is a lot, hey this is a lot of mats.
This is a lot of friggin' mats.
Alright, what do we need?
We need 2x4x8s.
Don't tell me they're sold out!
No, I ain't even supposed to roll cheaper.
Cheaper? You know, cheaper doesn't always mean better.
Better doesn't always mean more.
So, you use your brain here. What do you think?
I'll need 50 of these, bro.
What? 50?
Alright, let's put them together, yeah?
All right, we're ready to put it here or in the middle?
In the middle.
Let's do it.
Yeah, let's start counting.
You grab.
Oh, that's okay.
A little cheat code.
Good job, y'all.
Okay.
Two.
He's just three.
Maybe three.
Five.
He's got three, maybe three.
Five.
One second to play.
What do you know next to this?
Any form here?
Yeah.
I already got four.
You didn't know.
Ow!
I'm trying to put it next to this.
One of your drop downs?
Get that.
I'll get it.
I've got that bad boy in her mouth.
Squeeze that.
Oh, I got to.
Oh, my God!
Oh, somebody to fucking push it!
Hold it, hold it.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
And then we fell like this.
Ow! Sorry.
Ow, ow!
How much is this? Eight?
Eight.
Okay. Another four maybe?
Yeah.
Ow. Ow!
Lift it. Go sideways.
You guys want gloves?
Go away. Flip it! Flip it!
Ow!
Why didn't you flip it?
This is how we're going to put it down!
Do you guys want gloves?
Real men don't wear gloves.
I'm sure.
You drop your shirt.
How much is that?
Wow.
Fuck!
What were they?
Let's go up here, yeah?
Yeah, let's go up here.
Now, you ready? Like, yeah.
No, no. Like, up here, up here.
Oh, yeah, that's tanky.
Other way. Let it fall onto us.
Wow.
Are you okay?
No, this one's fucked.
Look at the little ones.
They're all stuck.
Wow.
Look at the little ones.
Do you want these?
No, I don't.
We don't want these, no, no.
Come down and then we'll pull them out.
We'll take these and we'll go off the edge.
Fuck these two.
Oh, these are the ugly ones here.
Let's see, we can put it down here.
Oh, ew.
Holy.
How much is that?
Wood hypergamy.
Huh?
How many hyperbodies?
What's that?
No, no, we're gonna be good.
Can you touch it?
Yes, I fucking touched it.
Oh, this guy's doing it by himself now.
All right, 16.
All right, well, that's not...
We got a lot more to go.
We do got a lot more to go, though.
Alright, so if you see any one of that except for that city one,
and you do a little hang up here.
Yeah, just don't get that second one.
The city one.
The city one.
Let's get the top one.
Let's get the...
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Come on.
Oh, wow, it's back.
It's back?
Whoa.
I'm gonna force that.
Get three.
And then you can grab that top one.
The city one.
Just let the wood do the work.
That's 20, bro.
Alright, you know, now what?
23.
Okay.
Get this top one.
No, I'll get the shitbox out of there.
Hey, you know our numbers better than 24?
I'm gonna put it this way.
You know our numbers better than 24?
What?
What's that?
You know our numbers better than 24?
Oh, tell me, please.
25.
What are you doing?
Oh shit, I was just talking to you later.
You don't know?
Final fantasy?
What? Final fantasy?
Who are you talking to?
Are you live?
Are you a streamer?
Are you a streamer?
Are you a streamer?
You did?
Is that Robin live? I don't know.
What?
I don't know. This guy's trying to do a live stream.
Just one and then you think you're fine.
Dude, how much weight is this? Does someone count?
Are you a live streamer?
What the fuck are you starting to?
Are you a camera man?
Are you live streaming me?
I guess so.
Without my permission?
No.
You're a triple maybe.
Triple?
Yeah.
Triple double?
Why is this heavier?
That might be fake.
No, no.
Whoa, holy f**king death center here.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Holy s**t!
Oh, you're going to do it?
You're going to do it?
I'll show you something.
Okay.
How much?
What is this?
32.
32?
Okay, come on.
I can't read.
How much gold could it be?
I don't know.
This one?
Yeah.
This one?
Yeah.
This one?
Yeah.
This one?
Yeah.
Oh, it's good Lucas.
Yeah, that right there
Now these are ass
deal
fuck you
Well, yeah, Elwood's in the chat bro. Get that
Yo, now I understand my Mason died to work. I got swan bro. I leaked spoiler. I don't know that's true
Maybe some what?
Is it the patients room?
No.
What are these guys?
Is there one?
Is it?
Yeah.
How many?
Out your head.
Wait a minute, that's not it.
That's not it.
It's not a sandwich house right now.
It's a little bit of a deal.
These?
Yeah.
Gucci shoes.
How many do we have?
Too much wood.
Are you live shooting?
After this, hold on.
Mazurian Touch?
This one? Is it lighter?
You said multi-stream on cake.
How many do we need? 40 or 50?
50. Oh, 90!
We need like, squinting.
So we'll need 10 more.
10 more? Yeah.
I'll give you a model right here.
We've got a few more.
Tater.
I'm gonna put this in a fucking fucking big shape, bro.
Okay.
I'm going to play five more.
One.
Oh no.
There you go.
Two more.
Three more.
Do you want to be easy?
Two more.
Two more.
That's two.
Let's go.
All right.
First step complete.
Gigi fucking easy great
I might need to power the direction it
All right
Yeah
Oh my maaaan
Oh
This is where the hard part comes in, yeah?
GG fucking easy
Remember Bipsy, whenever we get to wall, there's no fucking up here. If you fuck up one time, it's jover
When you fuck up one, OW!
Okay, alright, so we need like
Two of these over here, these would be like the little pieces and then you could get some like,
yeah, a nice one for the wall.
Exactly, you know?
Do you want the wall to be super thick or just like...
No, no, no, no, just get a wall, bro.
These don't seem...
This is kind of like a nice dark, earthy, brown.
He's never had a brown.
That's kind of nice, right?
What are they saying? They like this color?
Well, this is a nice color.
Like a nice 4x8, it's like a very porcelain.
Bro!
It's why are we debating color, bro? It's bigger than color
Let's just do brown simple
That looks good. No, it's kind of sexy
That's sexy. Oh my god. Imagine. We're just smoking on the chair. I'm like fuck. We're gonna go inside. I'm like, which house
Honestly, bro. Blasic
actual
anything in VP
That's your bestie. Let's create a spot. It's pretty good. VP. It's kind of a hard nickname
I'm about to give up my goodness. Oh my god, look how he's squawing, bro. Like, you say so.
Let's grab these.
Oh, it's kind of flimsy. Yeah, very...
No, it's like breaking something down there.
Yeah, it's like breaking. It's like so fucking crazy.
Stop this.
Oh!
Right
Okay, now this
Shit is looking a house we love
$40 oh my god, we just are multitasking okay, okay? I got a hundred gifted up by it
Yeah, I'm not selling multi-screen
I'm down if you think it's the best
I mean, these are pretty far.
Oh my god.
How much more shit are we gonna need after this?
Thank god we have the KCIP.
Um, nothing.
I guess.
Are you sure all you need is time?
Yeah.
I think we should sell the door.
Yeah, we're gonna sell, like, what do you mean, like, make it the door?
Yeah.
We can make it out of this.
I don't think we can get a real door.
That's gonna be fucking retarded, the extensive sale.
Okay.
They're like 500 bucks each of them.
What?
Okay, we're gonna go low though.
Man, you're gonna add.
Bro, just, can we just get some gifty subs?
Who bring the car over here?
Mr. West?
And you look around for like,
that's what they're finding, you know?
Thank you.
Are you ever so weird asshole?
I ain't got a work crash,
okay, no gays to crash or anything?
I'm not gonna work. I actually need advice.
I'm not gonna work. I think I have a cut, I think it's warrants.
I'm not gonna work.
Bro, is it worth $60 fucking $8?
$100?
So, what the fuck?
One of these days, bro, we can troll.
Alright, what color do you want?
Do you want the...
We can troll one of these days.
One of these days.
Do you want me to pray?
This one was fire.
This one looks like a bull.
This is a house.
This is like a real fucking house.
They're saying 100 gifted.
500 gifted.
these are going to go in the car, but they're going to go back.
They're saying Lucas just gave it to Scotty.
Oh wait, this one has a thing.
It's a foot thing.
Oh, this one here is a house.
How are we going to pick ten of these instead of snapping half?
Oh jeez you're fucking easy, PP.
You're like, yeah, fucking easy.
It's not a troll.
Hey, violence, it's a kid.
It's not a troll.
It's not a troll.
Police, we took a bite out of this one.
We're live on Twitch.
Yo, who took a nibble out of this?
That's always some shit you see on Twitch.
Who took a nibble?
I think it's one wall down there.
I can't wrap my face.
Good shit for sure.
Yo, Maz, is this live?
The vet!
What?
The vet! What?
Now there's a natural delay on Twitch in case like someone like dies or something so it doesn't show on stream.
It's just like a natural live stream delay. Cause we're on Twitch right now.
I got a part of that bro that I got out of there.
I know, there you go, where is it?
How many more of these?
Four. We actually only need eight of them.
Are you set for the whole house?
It's two on each side and then we'll get regular...
Two, four, six, eight, and then the top.
In the top we're going to get like...
Because if you stand on this you're going to break through.
Ha! Dude!
We took a bite out of this.
Yo bro, can you get my fucking angles right?
Who took a bite out of this?
Show me the struggling.
We took a bite out of this.
Please who took a bite out of this are we live on twitch
Yeah, we're live on twitch
Mods just banned the word lunch lady in the chat
So you just got pained. What? For showing guns.
Alright, I'm on Twitch or cake?
Alright, so now what?
Bro, thank God it's fine. Hey, we're live on Twitch right now!
I can say that!
I
Who took the bird out of the bike?
You fucking burnt my bird. Oh my god, that's some peanut shit.
Oh, I see the burn peanut
Kitchen is on top of the speaker
Oh, I do see these fucking things. Oh my god
Yo, get down, bro
Yo, bro
Yo, bro
Oh my god, this is shit.
This is crap.
This is shit.
Can you see him from here?
Look, he's actually making shit.
Oh, you can see him way better.
This is the camera. They don't even use security cameras.
They just put pictures in the roof.
What are you looking at, bro? Come down.
It's dead as a flock camera. How are people going missing if they're flock cameras?
Because it's the government and they use for a lot more than that and we can open up our
But then I go and miss tomorrow
What about the steno skirt?
I sure as hell hope I don't run into cowboy town, into towers, and I eat balls and nothing.
You can't build there.
Yeah, you can't build.
Bro, then I'll probably get one of these.
Hi, so what are we doing this?
Yo, someone take a bite out of there.
Why were live on Twitch?
Hi.
Ramaz.
Any other on that one?
Yeah.
Wait till we find out we gotta put this in a truck now.
Pepsi, can you go get the nails?
What?
We shouldn't do all this.
Yo, who the fuck took a wood in my finger?
I thought you could bite out of it.
What the fuck?
Are we live on Twitch?
What's going on?
All you need is work, bro.
You got a drill.
Do you know what a drill is?
Yeah.
Okay, so what I always need now is some screws and some hinges for the doors.
Screws hinges screws and hinges screws hinges screws and hinges. What do we need?
I kind of act like these things. I'm kind of like the interactive with the chat. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay chat
What do we need screws? Hey, I'm a fucker. I'm a fucker.
Hey, it's all good, bro. Oh
So the flop camera flew away. Yeah, I did. Oh shit. I've got a shit to cry to it.
All right, where we going? Oh
Who took a bite out of it?
This is the shit I'm talking about.
Like, I'm dead ass serious as cool.
No, no, because genuinely serious,
like, who took a bite out of that?
Bro.
Alright, I'm gonna get some screws.
Who actually took a bite out of that?
Like, I'm so confused.
Like, bro, we're trying to build it,
and you're just gonna take a bite out of our shit.
Who actually took a bite out of that?
Like, bro.
Alright, I'm not getting out of here.
Wait, so we have to build screws for these two special screws
Let's go let's go get by dollars and screws you sure what if someone prex doesn't just takes the fucking blank
We don't know that would be so fun. That fucking beat Brutus here
We'll be back for that sir
For streamers. No streamers my job. We're just on Twitch
Okay
All righty
Can't go wrong here. Can't go wrong. It looks like we went wrong.
Looks like we need a marker, Loki. Okay.
98 cents, let's keep this person.
Oh, he'd keister this. They wouldn't even know.
I do.
You're testing the wrong guy, because obviously
we get like a house number for the house, like 6'7 or something.
Oh my god, wait, he's right.
I get hit. Okay, hold on a second.
Maybe 3, 7, 1, so.
How do they go in? Ooh, we got to get hit.
Yeah, maybe like a three
Maybe like, oh, we need the same
Need one more, like, all the same
That's gonna be ready for the next one
Nah, look, look at me right here
Seven
But they're different, is that not different?
No, we just got fucking same
No, that is the same
It is, look, it's took a light different
It's like black and bronze
Whoa, whoa, wait
Yo, what the fuck is...
Yo, mobs
They got a bronze? Oh, they do, right here.
Three, seven.
This one's got like tape on it.
Don't worry about it, bro.
Yeah, I'll do it. Three, seven, one.
That one's rusty, that one's rusty, bro.
Let's see if this one's better.
Ooh.
Bronze.
Okay, I'll hold these.
Any other summons?
Any other summons?
Get the little women's.
Because we want only girls in our career, bro.
We want only girls, bro.
We can just raise hard as fuck
We've got to grab it we're live on twitch grab it
You know just have the girls pull up. Oh sure like you know, I got all the numbers. Yeah, sure
You know me bro. Thank you. You do be texting. Hello. How is all soon and please tell me lemon shirt
You're exposing me and now I'm gonna get in trouble first off
I'm live on quick. This is in a YouTube video. Oh my god for the level to the total focus on things that I reminded you
Oh, that's Omar Simpson, right?
Wait, that's actually fucking Bart.
I'm gonna get behind you.
Oh, should I do a prank?
Is it gonna go behind someone that sticks to their butt?
That would be a good prank, wouldn't it?
Prank this time.
Prank Crabby the Patty.
Oh, you actually put it in?
Crabby the Patty?
Bro, fucking own D12, bro.
Not funny, not friendly, not friendly.
Oh, which doorknob is the best?
Okay chat, none of us.
Which doorknob are you doing?
I'm cleaning the harvest, ready?
That's good knobs.
Gotta get myself stuff.
That's mad.
That's mad.
No, not that bad.
Oh, this last one is very good.
It's a good knob.
That's good knobs.
These are the best knobs, I think.
Silver?
Oh!
That's not bad.
How you doing bro?
What's going on?
Bro, you can't go wrong with black.
Blackage?
Yeah.
Ooh, look at G7X, what is this?
Ooh, see like, you know what's crazy?
Is that people just buy like random shit like this.
Like, who comes in here and just be like,
you know what?
Oh yeah.
This is what I've been looking for all day.
Like bro, like what the fuck is that?
is that maybe I'm just not a man much the sissy boy I just see where no
you're going to go on top
it was a screaming baby
these are heavy look
I was actually a little heavy
oh I'm twitched dude
oh fuck
did you put it on my back is it sticky or what did you say
It says take me I'm cool as fuck. Are you serious?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you look like a door for often
700 or rockin bought I told them by me a door that could punch through and then he brought me a fucking stiff like
$700
And you put it in my room and said,
Oh, it's real.
When did you make a house out of that?
Dude, I got a farm right here.
Let's do it. We only have wood, bro.
Yeah, bro. We got a lot more farm than we fucking do.
It's pretty tough.
No?
It's not.
What?
What's your arm around?
I don't know.
Come on, take it.
What are you streaming?
I'm fucking screw you, bro.
OK, whatever, bro.
Can you hear me?
Did you hear Dead Silence?
I think you drove a goal.
You do not have Dead Silence.
Bro, seriously, chill the fuck out with that shit.
Bro, thank god it's fucking Friday, cause look, that would have been me at the worst of that.
Like, no trouble.
That sure, that sure is not gonna be me.
If everyone's staying cheap, it's got fucked by Patrick.
That's your lucky name, I think you went up.
Alright, what are we getting?
Umm...
Are you just touching everything? Like a fucking idiot?
Trying to figure out what we need and trying to fill it out.
Oh yeah, let me tell you actually, we're...
Yeah, maybe start feeling shit.
That's enough.
Call it a day.
Call it a day.
I call it a dub classic what do you call it a dub a dub I call it a dub
so no we're sitting yes and we're shooting
what's wrong with you know wait bra what did oh my chain
I live alone in Minecraft
Where's our what?
Rostel
Hey, hey, hey
Think we're ready. Yeah, where should we bring the truck right here, maybe?
I'm just gonna slide off.
We don't need a saw?
No.
Bro, am I right when you were at the convention?
Oh, you don't need a saw, don't you?
You can leave that here.
Wait, why?
You don't need a saw.
Bro, what did you put?
We don't need a saw?
How are we gonna saw a door in here?
Bro, you just fucking ask Krabby to pat him.
You wanna saw it by hand?
I'll have one.
That good, huh?
Yeah, how do you do that?
Yeah, that's good.
How do you do it?
I bet.
A lot of the Chinese got there.
True.
I'll start door is going to be kind of locked, so you know what I'm thinking about.
You know what you don't think about? That's the part.
I'm not working.
Yeah.
Okay, so I got a blindstrap to my right, so I have no clues to my right.
Yo, so I took a bite out of that.
Oh, thank God, it's a fucking Friday.
I'm streaming.
Yo, the tip-ass are cool.
Oh, I'm not alone.
I'm really... I'm dead-ass pushing, that's the greatest part.
I can't see late, you actually have to guide me.
Okay, okay.
Watch out for the old guy.
Yeah can we go through this check out?
We have help.
Are you sure?
Thank you.
Holy shit, looks like it's taking a lot to move this first.
I'm gonna take a break.
Is that what the fuck is that?
Is that SpongeBob?
What the fuck is that SpongeBob?
Wait, talk to him.
What the fuck is going on here, okay?
You know, am I even kidding?
I remember when I was supposed to have all those bullshit like Larry the Lobster.
Okay, yeah.
What's the life?
Hey, do we need any work drinks boys?
I know, but...
Damn, what the fuck is going to be about this shit bro? We're sponsored by it.
I'm not sponsored. Yeah we are. We're sponsored by them.
You're sponsored by them. Us. I'm not sponsored. Yeah we are.
I'm not sponsored. Yeah we are. We're not. We're really sponsored.
Oh, I'm not sponsored by something. I'm not sponsored by it.
Okay, first of all, we're streaming on Twitch. I don't understand this one. This
is like a new niche meme. We're just streaming.
I'm about to knock you out. Dude, actually, that's not something to do in your life.
Yeah, you see Spongebob right here. Wait, hold on, don't move.
Yo, what? Wait, fake first real.
Real spawning vs fake spawning.
Where's my sacrifice?
Well, how much does that have to be, bro?
It's going on the core card?
What?
Dude scan your heart because your love is priceless
What is that looks like a like a toy for like an alarm
$570. Yeah, what is that baby food?
I don't even have to think that's what I have you for
They tell that tell that one Asian dude chat. We're about to be home and we're gonna need him to help build
Fridge behind you oh, yeah
What are you thinking?
Is the Saudi water that bad?
Woo!
It's a Mr. Pib.
Chad, is the Saudi water actually a salt in it?
What the fuck is Mr. Pib?
That's the struggle drink, bro.
Mr. fucking Pib?
Oh, the fuck is Mr. Pib?
Yeah.
Mr. Pib's good.
Who is Mr. Pib?
Go pay.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, go pay, bro.
I'm sorry.
Fuck the Saudi.
One of forty-five was your name.
dream no one that's a one-of-forty wide-body cyber charge it's okay we're
live
the one about the discount because they took a bite out of it
just a bite out of one of them that discount it's one right here yeah so I'm
just hungry
Can I say something?
Uh, yeah, I would...
If my ex was watching this, I'd miss you, Mac.
Just come back to me, just come back to me.
I don't know who's your ex, what do you do?
Let's talk about it.
That's what I do.
What do you do?
I am dirt.
No, nothing.
He dragged me along for a year.
He didn't want to get back with me.
What did you do?
I got with somebody else after a year.
You cheated?
No, he didn't want to get back with me after a year.
Wait, so you guys dated?
Yeah, for five years.
Five years!
And then he broke up with me for a year and he didn't want to get back here.
Why do you make up with him?
Um, he was 100 years ago.
Awwww.
And then he got me about three years.
And then I got him from being 100 years old.
Awwww.
And then I got him from being 100 years old.
Awwww, man.
Yeah, I'm man.
How old are you?
I'm 22.
I'm not gonna get it.
Oh, someone took a bite out of it.
Who took a bite out of our wood bro? We're live on Twitch.
Nice to meet you.
Alright, I'm Amber.
Thank you.
The good news is the bad news.
The good news is I got the wood.
The bad news is he's never coming back.
He has.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Let's move on, yeah?
Nice team you guys.
I
Bro who the fuck is Mr. Pib? I don't understand who Mr. Pib is.
I don't think you can find out who Mr. Pib is.
Yeah!
Can you start your life?
I don't know why I was...
Yo you don't see here, I gotta grab something.
Oh my god.
Bro look what he's doing.
He's gonna snap this off.
Bro it's Thanos.
It's wide body, you wouldn't get it.
Should we just end?
Yeah.
You see, and they're talking to Amber?
Someone took a bite out of this.
So one actually took a bite out of our damn wood, bro.
Like what the fuck?
Anyone want some less?
Take a lot of tape guys.
What are you doing?
I lost.
What?
I'm going there to get a Mr. Kid.
He's like, who is the sexy one?
I was like, which one?
She says me.
Come on.
She said the one with boxes.
I go get her number
She's like how old are you I was like 23 she's like you're just a baby. I was like I'm just a baby
What is a fucking mr. Piff
I gotta get one
We can't play the word on here cuz it's gonna snap.
What is this fake water for you fucking-
What?
This is insane.
Oh Lacey, just so you know, look, it's already damaged.
It's always loose.
Alright, so we're gonna have to open it and kind of just-
Make sure it doesn't fall out, you know?
Goodbye, Shraps.
What? Why would it move?
It could strap here, super tight.
Or I could get in the back, I don't know.
Just lay down.
Okay, true.
We're going to have to buy some shrouds.
Buy some shrouds, maybe final destination or something?
Alright, so first we're going to lay down the block.
Alright, that's what we're going to do.
Alright, that's it.
Alright, three, four, one, one more.
What is in there?
What is that?
Is that a body bag?
Oh, he begs?
Yes.
Let me get strapped down.
Yeah.
Is this guy a fuck?
I'm going to go buy Mr. Goodman.
Yep.
I couldn't help but I don't love him.
He's watching the bag.
Not that.
He's watching the bag.
Oh, he's waiting for her over there.
It's my bag.
I'm going to borrow her.
No.
Here you go.
Are you ready?
I'm a little uncomfortable
I'm a little uncomfortable
I'm a little uncomfortable
Which side is the good side?
Which side is the good side?
I don't know bro, that's like 100 bodies
You got another girl's work gloves on bro
You're bugging the fuck out
I'm not going live
You're weirdo bro
I'm not going live bro
I'm not going live bro
I'm not going live
I'm not going live
Dude, your bro just got out of school. Why are you fucking throwing it from me?
Don't do that!
Are you moving these with your mind?
Oh, you almost took it out.
Holy shit, it almost broke.
Oh
Somebody help this sexy
What's up, man?
Yo, somebody just took a fucking bite out of that one.
Someone actually took a bite out of our wood.
You're looking harder, Heidi.
Hey, you're telling me.
That's a Mr. Pitt, it's zero sugar.
I'm looking, thank you.
Bro, it's zero sugar.
We're live though.
Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, obviously.
It's actually on our bodies.
Might be more.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
But she's just a work friend.
I just work friend.
Literally just a work friend.
Exactly.
We have that one work friend.
We all have work friends.
Yeah, we're all work friends.
I'm talking about it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We all have work friends.
Who's your work friend?
a lot of work friends bro
Oh, hi!
You're great!
You're the best!
You're the best!
Thank you!
You're the best!
You're the best!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Are you okay?
What the fuck is this?
It's like a card game.
Folly chair.
Bro, you look fucking mad.
You're not flipping it.
I think we're going into the bathroom.
Holy shit, now we gotta take this thousand and take it out again.
Oh my god.
We just canceled everything.
I think he could definitely move.
I just bought like a bungee cord or a few. What is it? Is this a work friend?
Oh sure this is a work friend plus restraining.
Do you have any work friends? I got work friends. Really? Yeah, they're chill.
Nah, I just work friends bro. Are you sure? I just have work friends bro.
No, no, just work friends, bro
Oh
Oh wrong twitch it's black boy max. Yes, sir. I'm giving away
when I was in there they asked if you'd make a lot of money
I'm like yeah they're like do you get a cut of it?
and I said nothing and they were like
Alright guys, every gifted sub from now on to the end of the stream
we'll give to Betsy
That used to be like a party
That's all I need
You need those fucking squirrels or whatever
Take a break!
I think the truck is looking kind of beautiful.
Alright, so I get rid of the gloves right.
And as she says, it's the way you can see the voice lines.
Do they fit good?
Yeah!
They're wild out.
Here you go man.
Thanks Mr. Munch.
I got you.
No it's okay.
Gotta keep him bro.
That's really nice of her.
Oh my god.
Don't mind if I'm out there with the glasses.
Yeah.
I'm not not bad at that.
Amber, my phone in the glass is out there.
I got skinny.
I'm gonna tell him.
Let's get this going.
Russell!
Russell, I'm gone. I'm gone.
I'm gone. She wants your Instagram.
In there on the left, Russell.
In there on the left.
Sharp enough.
Bag. I'm gone.
No, I swear to god, I'm alive. No, no, no, I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone, I swear to god.
You said you wanted my Instagram?
Yeah, because I went up the road, like, like, like,
Yo, that Amber girl?
Or not the Amber girl, the Amber girl?
You don't even give me a close-up?
We should buy bungee straps and then wrap them underneath and then just bang
From inside though, yeah
It would be fun to
We're in a city so fast now.
Yo, someone put a Thanos-looking thumbprint on my head.
Yo, what the fuck?
Look, ready, watch this, ready, watch this.
Are you guys here?
Are you guys here?
Wait, I gotta watch the wood.
What if someone steals a piece?
They won't steal it here.
Throw.
You gotta stay out here, bro.
I'll go back in here.
Oh my god, he's taking it.
Look at that.
He's, he's fucking turned.
Bro, he's turning up.
Oh, she's running.
Oh, no.
Amber.
Hey, he got it.
He got it.
He got it.
and he got it he got it and he makes a lot of money
very slowly I'm live right now we're live on Twitch Pepsi yeah
oh
we got a stop order now we don't need that though we seem like we need to
notice what we need actually 12 foot yeah first
just making sure that uh we're all going to go
okay over here now they let me do it here they fuck them over here okay here you go
Oh, it must be $3.99.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You see the 1 of 40 tiger truck?
Yeah, I'm going to 1 of 40 tiger trucks.
1 of 40 wild horses.
I'm just jealous that nobody can fit in.
What's he doing?
Yes, I basically spent a bunch of bullshit on this.
And I was like, oh, fuck it.
I'm going to put more bullshit on.
I put these wheels.
Hold on.
No, I mean, you've got a number on that, no, that's right.
No, there I am, right there.
Oh, that's right, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're back right after you.
It was not us.
Thank you, brother.
Bye, guys.
Thank you.
You're not so that number.
Crazy guys.
He's here.
He's here.
I walked in, I said, oh, I said, what's up?
I swear to God, I can't believe she brought her up on this.
How did I do you?
Let me get you on screen.
So, what do you want to do?
I want to get you on the ground.
I'm not gonna get you on the ground.
I'm gonna shut up.
I'll take it in.
That's pretty good.
I said I'm gonna get you.
There you go.
You don't believe that.
She's 16.
Wait a minute. How do you know?
I see you.
You don't say that.
I'm just...
You're alive bro.
You're fucking alive.
You're fucking alive.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Over here.
Russ was imagining chipmunk cosplay.
I don't mean ever to be in Brawling.
Yeah, alright.
Is it good?
It'll be, it'll be good.
Can we do this backwards?
I really don't think it's going to move at all anyway.
You know, but this is just a little following the rules of road.
Boring.
Press and piece, Mr. Pin.
Pulling out for the piece.
Not a lot.
Oh, so what could he use that dream?
Cool bro, don't care.
I'm going to hit 20 audience.
You don't even want this anymore.
Yo, I don't even want this anymore.
Bro, I told you she liked you.
You want some Mr. Pim?
It's zero sugar.
It's so awkward.
You don't need love.
It's all good, bro.
Of course it's all good, bro.
Bro, it's actually all good, bro.
Russell's gonna get the 3AMU up text.
I'm just mad at you.
You're like, I was just heading to bed. Why? What you doing?
She's saying all of a sudden once I was going to crash out of our grimmies they come to my house
He's got my feeder working.
He's got the feeder working.
You want to go to the theater?
No, my theater.
Okay, you can see that mine.
Oh shit.
Rest in peace, Mr. Pibb.
What the fuck is Mr. Pibb though?
I still don't understand.
Mr. Pibb, bro.
tell Jason the weenie they were on the way so I say we just put it in that we
just drive to the backyard yeah so yeah all the way around wait doctor pepper
died that's who mr. Pivis yeah he's dead as a doctor
Where's Bessie? Is he hanging out with Emmer?
Yo, he's taking your girl.
Ha!
Whoo!
Ah, this movie. I haven't got all their stuff.
She's slow though, yeah?
What if it all...
I would just go slow.
I can't really see my rear camera.
Oh my god, look at his rear camera.
Look at his face.
What is he aiming at?
What was his arm?
Those are the wheels.
Ember?
Careful, Russell. Careful.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Straight out, straight out.
Just go straight back.
Straight back?
No.
You can just think they're here.
No, it's a curve.
Are you sure?
No, they're just straight and sloth.
You can go straight out.
Is that you?
Is that you?
Can you track?
I'm having a...
No?
No?
Dude, you're still making me look like that?
No!
You're just looking at the face for your back, I said don't do this!
Hey, we're seeing our friends!
Oh, what is that?
Yo, how do they put this in my chair?
Oh, look at that!
Hello, roses.
Man, did you get my slide out?
I think it's fine.
Oh, turn the shit off!
It's fake good though.
Why do they make so many songs?
Any song you can imagine type Chipmunk remix on YouTube is there.
Paper?
No shot.
I've got my fucking life.
Yep.
These are my years.
Is this like a game back then?
Yes.
Is that famous?
This is fucking garbage off, bro.
Alright.
Listen, bro.
Five minutes away from the house.
Yo, what did I tell you about my fucking pet peeve?
Bro.
I just saw you do that.
Dude, it's hard not to, bro.
I got it right in my nose.
I tried bro.
Wait, what if you have a walking nose?
I think I became much better off.
Make a lot more money.
Yeah.
I've lost my life to people better.
Boy, that's the pride center it says.
For you.
Hey, living pride center.
Wait, should we go no troll?
This has been the Freddy Fazbear machine that has it.
Should we get it?
Put it in the house.
That would be it.
You know, they literally had it in the troll.
He used to have it in the house.
He had it in the house.
He had it in the house.
He had it in the house.
He had it in the house.
He had it in the house.
He had it in the house.
He had it in the house.
He had it in the house.
thing that has it.
Should we get it? Put it in the house.
You know they literally had it in English role.
At least you remember.
They have this huge box.
If you don't have the box in front of you.
That's where you hit them with it.
Oh $600 I'll take it out.
Bro, a fucking hard hardy car.
Like bro.
This is like a party.
Luigi, like, Angela.
Hey, it's five nights at Fazbear?
Is even that scary?
You should try it, but the loot isn't on the game.
It's on the phone.
I'm saying, um, the game,
the game, is it scary?
I've only played one.
Oh, hold on. I hear a Mercedes, Gary.
Yeah, true. Did you play Security Breaks?
I played Call of the VR, and on some bullshit.
I don't know.
I should've stayed at the loot game.
Bro, Foxy the Fazbearer or whatever his name is, is that one?
Yeah, Foxy the Fazbearer.
He doesn't have to say anything about friends.
Oh my god, he's actually talking on it.
He wouldn't have saw the second movie like eight times in theaters, like not even trouble.
He keeps talking about the third movie.
Bro, he's just going to wear his headphones just like in England.
He creates his headphones when he's here.
He's just going to wear his headphones when he's here.
So fucking...
He's saying here's the world that our movie has them on,
because he turns on like the outside listening thing.
And he said he can hear us everything better.
Low key true, that should make sense
if you can hear everything.
The amplifiers, everything.
He's like a little hearing aid.
I need a fucking fast, very fun.
Oh, you got a snipe going?
Just got a little snipe going.
Chance, thank you, boys.
That was a good stream.
That was a good stream.
What are you guys going to do with me?
How do they send this, bro?
That's, that's sighting.
What?
Should have been the brawn.
Bravo.
That's really like a sighted thing to find.
Ooh, look at you.
Can't move fucking slanted these brakes.
This shit might fall out.
I'm just gonna work it over.
Oh my god.
Are we gonna have to reverse up the hill?
Ooh, man.
You don't think it's gonna slide?
That's a big Tesla.
Ooh.
That's how I'm saying it.
Wait, did you not strap it to the Tesla?
You just strapped the wood together?
No, but like, you might get there.
You can enter the Tesla, but like,
how strong those holes are.
It sounds like a thousand pounds of wood.
And no strategy in this life.
hear me out once we get into the gate so you cut the shit on the one back there
you could just I'll sit on the one go backwards
I'm sitting on it's not gonna do anything I mean it's not bad it's like 300 pounds 300
fucking pounds what's 300 fucking pounds
you know fucking pretty fast bear nuts watch out bro what's your thing pretty fast bear
I
Bro get Kane to deserve it
All right, bro five gifts. They're right now walk a case. Fuck it. You can't take a
Right like orders. What if you ordered a big-ass Freddy Fazbear pizza and ate it on top of the house or we get Freddy Fazbear
Oh my god beating five night
Eating five nights at Freddy's
real edition and we get fucking like 15 bears with a rumor on the house and I
checked the cameras and like the living room
so it's like how does the movie go it's very fast for like fuck some other
Oh, bro, that's what it is.
Is it really that bad?
It starts cracking some little shits.
Is that an inn now right here?
Yeah, it looks brilliant.
Actually, look. It was in construction, yeah.
What the fuck? I'm about to go little midnight snog.
Yeah, that's the building right there.
Oh, yeah, I'm about to be here every night.
I'll have your clutch. Where's like the closest thing I can find?
That's in it.
I used to miss when we were
broad lawns going.
We literally walked to the fucking inn
so many times.
But I still go to that internet sometimes and people will be like, don't think she's the
phaser to go online.
That is the phaser to go online.
Literally people still call it that.
That was the most iconic internet, to a fax or no.
I'll be honest though, that a hot take, but I mean it wasn't shit house, but it was
a good house.
Broad lawn was an amazing house for the fact that it was like so confined so we'd
always be seeing each other like no matter what.
You know what I'm talking about?
But like living there, living there was AIDS.
Yeah, it wasn't like good to live, but it was good for content.
Yeah, and that's why I said like, I think next, like, I don't know, bro.
Telling you like houses, like we're all alone, it's just cool because everyone is always next to each other.
Like, bro, my room was next to fucking Silky and Jason wore a nap, like at the time.
Like, it was so fucking insane.
Unless they was garbage because of the layout.
That was depressing, bro.
Yeah.
You were like in like a bowl. You couldn't see anything.
Dude, there was no windows.
There was dark downstairs from all the walls that we put on.
What was that?
That's a hot pump.
Bro, there was no windows in that house.
After I just put up those walls.
Yeah.
The winter time, I was just depressing the air.
I wasn't good.
I feel good about this house.
Is that alive though? I'm only smiling.
That's pretty good vibes in this house.
Yeah
We might need to add another member bro. Who's the honorary core member?
Who is it?
He's in this corner. We all know
W. Russell, bro
Actual W. Russell
What are the core members getting?
The same drill, they get drill
That's a big sign. He's gonna cost a lot more
He might even decline, eh?
I think it would be cool if I had one more person to leave the house.
I bet you, I don't know who would be it.
Oh, you literally got three members in the guest house.
They're inside your interior, right?
That's right.
Kind of a W.
He's fucking right.
Kind of a W.
They're always just somebody who's like a man.
He's fucking right though.
That's the weird part is like he's fucking right.
You know, usually I have all the answers but I don't got that answer.
Okay.
Did she text you?
No, I was thinking about just shooting my shit.
Okay, well there's a lot of variations.
Okay, yeah, you could be like killing yourself.
Kill yourself.
I don't throw flags at guys.
It's some bullshit.
Oh my god, he's really checking her out right now.
Hold on Russ, this might...
There you go Russ.
It's you.
It looks like all of you.
Russ, you're with me.
That's a right...
No.
Huge, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bloody peeps, bloody peeps.
I don't fuck with that.
I don't fuck with that.
Oh, fuck with that.
You so icy, I'm a glacier boy, really?
Yeah, I was here with that.
I think?
Yeah, I probably know.
I'll think on it.
You alright, bro?
I'm okay.
But I fucking, I think it's just allergies, bro.
You gotta hear it run like an Alvin.
Oh shit, Alvin's fine.
Yeah, just be like, I wanna Alvin your chipmunk.
Yeah, just be like, it's your name Alvin, so I'm about to chip your munk.
Oh my god, that's okay.
That's okay, good.
Are you feeling it?
Or are you not just feeling it?
No.
It's not being safe.
I'm not gonna say it.
That's okay, don't worry.
I'll tell you off-screen.
I'm done.
Ah.
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
He's scared.
He's scared.
He's scared.
He's scared.
He's just laying the horn for no reason.
No, the other people.
I was a full green bean on my head.
And then the man's trying to be an intersection.
Ooh, a little vibrator.
Tunis.
What? Tunis?
What? Tunis.
I'm scared.
You need to...
...to reach?
Oh, fuck man.
What a fucking day, boys.
I'll fucking build this house, yo.
Well, about that.
What?
I have to bail for an hour.
I have to go get Lisa's pillow before it closes.
But they won't hang out with you.
Mario! Cut the brakes!
What?
Mr. Dirk!
Alright, alright.
Now it's gotta go.
Oops.
Uh, it's so nice to be going through these cars.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're good, we're good.
We might actually have to back off, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Just wait, all of this starts to fall out.
Oh, I'm forgetting where this is.
That felt good.
You know, I haven't washed my ass in like a week.
Okay.
I never might be watching.
I have a cut at the top of my asshole.
I don't even know that.
Are you so proud of that?
I'm not proud.
I have worms, I think, not true, though.
I have, like, really dead skin above, like,
the inner asshole for it.
You should cleanse it.
That's what I was thinking.
No.
I don't know if it's eczema.
I do.
I'm talking to the girl you talk to girls like that. I'm pairing a bunch of girl
No
To be careful we get in don't hit that shitty turbo s, you know, this is one kid he's got it
Right, we look, hey, Lays, we mocked him, bro.
We saw that earlier, we mocked him.
Bro, we mocked him.
Like, when he pulled in that turbolist and he was like,
oh, this is my moment, bro, we mocked him.
Oh, yeah, that was honestly so far.
That was actually so far.
That was probably the coolest shit I've ever seen.
Okay, not only do we mock him, bro, we fucked him up.
Yeah, that was actually it.
Like, that felt good to him, though.
It just looked like really cool.
It's like, hey, like, here's my friend
trying to have a moment.
Let's just fucking ruin it for him.
For sure.
Like, Arshay is way cooler, so let's let him know
that even though he has his little baby food,
We got some real deal.
Probably, fuck yeah.
We're about to get to the camera.
Yeah.
The other day me and Lace were blasting music in the theater
and it like shakes the whole fucking...
I'm not kidding, it's insane.
Yeah, I know.
I went in there on your account,
I was watching a video where you might see it
in your history.
It's how the house room is right above the theater.
It's kind of like real big, maybe?
The next day, I was telling him that we fixed the theater
and he was like, oh, that makes sense.
He's like, I was wondering why Ron kept turning
his car on over and over again.
I put your last night in and I was like, you got Ron, let's just start in his car, just over and over again.
In the theater?
Yeah, it was just a theater blast.
He got Ron who's outside, we're gonna just call out for anything and everything.
Oh, I'm gonna see you on the line, I can't even, you're just so fucking cute.
I guess you wanna touch me right now.
Okay.
Nah, I'm not sure if that's real.
I'll follow up with a good confirmation.
Well, thank God it's fucking Friday.
Like, honestly, if this was like a Thursday stream, it wouldn't have.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Like, bro, check, I gotta teach you IF.
Do you remember what Betsy said a minute ago?
What'd he say?
He was like, bro, I'm honest with you, what a fucking creepiest dude ever.
Actually, oh, this was like a cellophane, we probably didn't know what it was, a cellophane.
Oh my god, we're getting old.
This might be the streamer of the year, like, re-planning.
Russell, I feel like he's raising a war or something.
Oh, yeah.
Raciest dude.
That never shows up, because then, like, giving me a word.
I love your love, Island.
Second?
Oh, yeah.
And then they dropped the curtain.
I'm going to be backing up a hill with no reverse camber, because it's a point of time
to do a field of fashion camber.
You could go horizontally.
You could go horizontally.
Oh, what if I go left, right, left, right?
You could go horizontally.
I was thinking.
Just type in the code, hashtag 9342.
Just like you said, we'll keep running.
I forgot to leave the grid.
You used to bring the grid numbers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We gotta leave the- Is he bringing the broadband numbers?
Wait, where are all the smarts at?
Oh.
Don't worry, man.
I'll just leak your chat. Just leak it.
Why am I actually backing up?
Oh, I don't know. It's up to you.
I think you just-
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's send it.
What's the worst thing I have in a whole-
The rear axle load exceeds recommended limit.
Alright, we're backing up.
Right?
Yeah.
Did you use your mires?
Oh.
Dude, I just used the mirror, Roberts.
I don't like this one bit.
I don't like this, I can't see it.
Bro come on, you can do this bro.
I can see you, you're good.
You're good.
You're good.
I'll tell you if someone's coming.
Bro, how fast does this shit go backwards?
Bro, you can go way quicker than this.
Bro, just have to get into those sissy pants.
Amber's typing.
Amber's wrong, that's...
I really hope she doesn't go through your taller than this though.
What do you fall off, bro?
You don't want to go through Russell's taller.
Dude, what am I going?
Going
No, are you fucking go you want me to do it? I can't see out of my mirrors
Those are your mirrors your mirrors are right there, bro. Oh, yeah
It's insane like his explore page. Well, you're gonna have to come
Get some more space. Yeah, there's a whole ass big ass giant road. Let me see your phone
No, no.
I mean, he's killing me.
Hold on.
It can't be like that.
Bro, I'm going to show them.
No, the dude at the, just hit surge.
I mean, okay.
What is that?
The top one?
Remember the dude at the middle?
Shit was just like, okay, bro.
We're like a third of the way up there.
You got to understand.
Alright, just straight floor.
You got to understand.
You got to understand.
I'm all of it.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm gonna just take like a possible perfectly straight.
Here, Mr. Pig, brothers, for you.
Shout out, dude.
What even is this?
Like, zero counts, zero shit.
What is this?
It's not perfect.
It's gonna be a miracle, really.
My good Pepsi.
You know, you're gonna have to reverse all the way to the house and all the way to your
mind.
How are you gonna flip it?
Isn't the cul-de-sac here?
Is this the cul-de-sac?
Almost.
Going too far to the left.
Either way, either way, either way.
Look at the turtle having sex.
There you go.
Amber's a lucky lady.
They got embers a lucky lady. Where are you going now?
He mentioned all the
Don't tell him that dude's driving for you.
Alrighty, smooth as a sail.
Smooth as a sail.
Let's friggin' go.
So the truck do what?
Someone took a bite out of the truck.
There's something about this truck.
Oh my god, what did it actually mean?
Hmm
Oh
Okay, yeah
Like you should have bought like a raptor or something a raptor would be tall. I'm saying I might buy a cyber truck
Oh, we saw
Was a fucking Roddy rich up over that one time?
And he had some yellow Raptor this shit was cool
I see you.
I don't mind the look of the Cybertruck, to be honest with you, but I just feel like they see me bored.
He's like, I'm alive.
That makes sense for me.
I see you, Grindy.
I think he's one of the Rytos people.
Yeah, but I think the Rats be the Rytos.
I think you should get a Rats here.
Oh, self-driving.
That's why he blocked in.
And the neighbor has a colonin?
He's a Jason.
Is that Jason?
Where's that Jason?
Where's that Jason?
Our muffler's really got cars now, it's over with us.
Just go all the way around to the, where the guest house is.
Yeah, there's cars.
There he is, right at people.
Hey, who's this-y-ass fucking vacuum is that?
Oh, is that Jason?
Just drop by.
Yeah, I'm on this guy.
All right.
I don't think he's getting a cutscene.
Get to the backyard, bro.
Come on.
We're doing that right up here
Just pull all the way look each just keep everything we need it to get out. What's right?
Go on the grass okay? Yeah
Why that's a single or is no the grass grass? Yeah?
We don't even have the motion me just take it out
Wait, I will be honest with you yet the key this on do a pretty good under the one
Oh wait no is it not shut?
Whatever we need to take out now though can be cake and picket.
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
Are you an oslo?
Very important for me.
What do you think dude? I'm sorry I love you.
He's probably like I love you already.
Wait what? Is saying the revet down here?
What are you talking about?
We're saying revet.
What are you talking about?
Huh?
I'm talking to him.
Got it.
Hey!
No!
Hey! Hey! Who got the bag?
No.
You're gonna take it as a bag?
All right, open it.
Yeah, open it.
You open the fucking door.
I see it. I see it.
I don't think it is.
I don't think it is.
It's a lot of stuff.
I can't use it.
What is my jacket? You might as well start filming this, I know.
Oh my god.
Who's that? Is that to film it?
Ah, I'm sorry, this place is overrated.
Look at it!
That's the reason we're not going to dance without my back!
Never get away with it!
This is a circle of idiots.
He needed a bridge.
I have to get my butt going.
Come on, man.
Ooh!
Okay, I got the front of the family.
Yeah, I got the front of the family.
No, bro, I got the front of the family.
Yeah, I got the front of the family.
All right, bro.
Chad, why don't I make sure you go to the house and be back?
I'm not lonely if you don't think.
Listen, bro, this is not going to be a fun thing.
I hope you know that.
I'm going to put my head on.
I'm going to be at my year-old foot, and I'm going to come right back down.
I don't see it in 45.
What do you mean, bro?
I saw it. When we're done this...
where it just pushes.
Yeah, bro.
Have you known me on back home?
Oh, my God.
Why does she got a fucking grip on it?
You know, what the fuck?
To stay stable.
Oh, shit.
Great.
One more time, though, with like, more constant.
Yo, why the fuck does she got a grip on it?
So you can stay stable.
No, that's not any potential.
Yo, why the fuck does she got a grip on it, ladies?
Better at least you stable.
What do you want to do with your seat bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know you're not going to take me for a spin?
What?
Want to be ziz?
What do you want to do with ziz?
What do you want to do with ziz?
You know what we should do?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Great challenge!
Pardon me, pardon me.
Bro, after we build a house, I go in your car with you, a passenger.
Bro, if you don't warm up your tires, you don't warm up your car and then you
launch control us on the road out there.
Hard to do that.
I can do that.
Bro, let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'll see you in 45 minutes.
I've got a scratch on my acid sniff. Look at that guy over there.
You see it?
Yeah.
Alright, let's do it.
A stone is a stone.
No matter where you go.
Happy, please don't happy.
Yo, yo, yo, what's up, YouTube nation?
How are we doing?
Can I get a yo?
Can I get a hello YouTube, whatever?
Today, we're gonna build a house.
I believe Jason's gonna join us.
Pepsi's gonna join us.
Lays is gonna join us.
Stables is gonna join us.
And we're not gonna end stream until we build a house.
The house is gonna be a one by one.
It's gonna have a door.
It's gonna have walls, whatever it might be.
And as you can see right here,
we have all the supplies.
All the wood, all the panels.
And then of course, we got the nails
We got the drill coming in right now and speak of the devil. Look who's coming in right now. Can we get a zoom in on that?
Shall we check out who that is check out who that is check out who that is check out water do we got water bro?
Of course, we're gonna get water bro. Hey water me
Hey
I don't give a f**k. Go get me right to that quarry, yeah?
Dude, people record us in our backyard, but I say record my little s**t.
I did that once. You know I just pissed right out here.
I believe it.
You get how much, one time I was listening over there.
You know, there was like a camera right in front of me recording.
Dude, race.
Okay, so one time I peed right over there, and one of the, one of the kids down there
was recording.
And he's like, LOL!
Jesus, this game, brother, what the fuck.
This will be your W.
All right, thank you.
Talk to me.
I think the Chinese guy's gonna come later.
He's a cool dude, yeah, for sure.
I think the Chinese guy is going to come later, he's a cool dude yeah for sure, look at this,
all of those, so we can use these again, oh that's f**king cool, I got you, alright,
now we can, our tool list is like, you know, bigger, oh yeah, W f**king accessories in
the shop, see, now we got some other straps, put that right over there, alright, you got
Yeah, so we're there.
Alright, if you wanna grab an extension cable, I'll put these gloves on and you can get started, yeah?
We need an extension cable.
Oh!
Right here.
Oh, shit.
Can you grab an extension cable?
Thanks, bro.
Bro, look at these fucking gloves.
Hey, Chad, by the way, safety number one priority.
Okay?
You know who that is?
Crazy Russian fucking acker.
That was his name.
Look at this, bro.
Put your gloves on.
You know what I'm saying?
I got my whoop right here.
You know put that on you know you do it like that wherever it might be just in case we have problems
You know I'm talking about you want gloves just in case it's okay. Are you sure? Yeah? I'm not like six years old
These are good gloves are a look. They all I agree
Probably by now you do that challenge alert. Oh, no, it's okay. Yeah, exactly
So don't hate on something before you fucking try it dick. Hey, what's I hating dude?
Imagine if it was a hundred degrees right now instead of 70. Dude, I wish it was
Don't I for say that so we can just suffer. You're not even kidding. I love winter chat winter time or summertime
or fall. Fall is the best, yeah?
Like, I think this is what we're in right now. Fall?
Or is this winter?
It needs to get a little deeper into fall.
It's like end of summer, so after summer it's winter, right?
Or fall, right?
Oh, there's something.
I'm really fucking pissed, I'm out of luck here.
I'm really excited to get this house set.
Realistically speaking, how long do you think this will take us?
Outlaw, get a timer going.
Alright, like three hours?
Okay.
Yeah, if I take a while.
What do you think about three or four hours this will take?
You think too?
Wooo!
Give me some skin brother.
Should I call it skin or should I call it glove?
I told you the glove don't fit like OJ.
Want to try some new shit?
Okay give me some uh...
Give me some of that uh...
Drink me off real quick.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
We're safety is our number one bug.
Oh I said that line.
Hey what is that film?
Welcome to the other barricade.
Oh
You put a splitter by
George here face
Look at this bro
Oh
Was a real hammer
Dude, thank God it's fucking fire. I throw a tomahawk at Saeed from over here
Let's fucking go chat
Remember guys
What is the what is the line you say about reality streaming?
Guys, if you want Ron to win reality streamer in a year and you want to watch reality streamer,
the reality of visit is that everything is going to be perfect.
Welcome to reality. You're going to see every part of what you want to see.
Yep, yep, so, so, listen, parts might be a little slow,
but at the end of the day, we're trying to complete something.
And once we complete it, it'll feel fucking good.
Wait, this is how big the house is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, what did we build last time a 2x2?
No, we built this.
No, no, no, I'm talking about you're the first house?
There's something like this.
Wait, this is actually gonna be good now.
Because you can really like live in it.
The other one was unlivable, remember?
We're gonna expand like, trust me, we're gonna expand my shit and it's gonna be big.
This is just a stone.
Why is this low key like a real fucking house?
We don't have a tape measure, huh?
We don't need a tape measure.
Holy shit, we're gonna be able to like walk in this?
in this just like I don't think we should have two doors but I think it should be one door
well one door for now and we expand later down the road and we build the garage
what am I hearing
we need to take measure um okay dumbass kids i'm trying to work
huh i don't we're going to take measure won't
luke has had to measure
oh we have that shitty one somewhere do you guys see one someone do we got a shitty
Do we have a seat or something?
You got a glass one?
Yeah, just in case.
Are there gloves?
Nah.
No fitting gloves.
Can measure with your phone.
I'll measure with this.
We got a 4H deck.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, fuck it up.
Alright.
Right Chad, you guys think I could do this without Pepsi?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fucking go boys.
It's fucking work.
It's work, work, work, work, work.
Oh, I know what we're going to do.
Then we're going to like chop them up, yeah?
Yeah.
Hurt you.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's go.
Nice.
Oh wait, it's glitched.
Hey, Pepsi, I think it's glitched.
Is it glitched? Or is it good?
I think it's good.
Holy fuck.
I'm not even kidding, Lace.
Yo, when I left high school,
why didn't they got me working like this?
This is like real shit.
There's no joke, bro.
It's fucking no joke, man.
Did you name one viewer of mine that could do shit like this?
I did some real-life shit.
Wait, what the fuck?
Yo, it's actually like, look!
It's not even over there.
Oh, he's right.
Oh, he really fucked this up.
I got him.
Oh, he's right.
Oh, he really fucked this up, man. I got him.
Oh, my fucking...
Oh!
There we go. I got you here.
I'm really pissing you off.
Oh, rather we pissed off than pissed on.
Can I get a retube gun?
You can figure that one out, you better.
Where's that Chinese guy at, coming?
Hopefully he's gonna take measure of where he's at.
I'll make sure to entertain them, but no copyright.
What do they do on construction stuff, you know, is they ever like smack each other's asses shit?
Yeah, it's like how you get initiated.
Initiated?
This one might have termites.
That's good.
Oh, we got ten of us in a game right now.
Ooh!
There's one episode where it's like...
All of the millions of... what do they call it again?
Sea urchins!
What is it?
Entrophies!
Alright, let's do it, yeah?
Should we start with these first?
We can't.
What do you do with that?
What's I'm saying?
Hey!
Let's fucking do this boys.
Hey, who gave Ron a drill?
Woof!
Look chat the Sun is right over there the time. We're done the Sun will be set
There you go. Yeah
that fucking
Is that fucking?
Hey, hey, that's Bob a builder
Hey, that's Bob a builder
Yeah
But this time it's gonna be a house we have a door and we have walls
Yo, so here's your duty, bro.
We're gonna take turns randomly fucking doing this,
because it's gonna take fucking forever.
So I need you to look sexy and entertain.
Yes, sir, ma'am.
Wait, I'm not gonna have a mustache and beard
kind of coming back.
God damn you!
What the fuck up?
All right, let's start.
I want to calm one down with a lot of that.
Jason, start talking to him, bro.
So listen, right now, I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running right now.
Thank you.
Um, this is great drilling technique, but if you've ever been doing this back at a West Bay, a where, um,
we'll say you're good.
Honestly, I should get another drill, which is quite sweet.
Can you drill? We do. Do we?
I'm pretty sure we're gonna get another drill.
I bet. I'll take that. You gotta take measure while you're at it.
You gotta take measure while you're at it. Uh, all right, down here, Ron.
Oh, I hate that, Ron.
Are you still chopped to use? Look at him.
He put on a 52 nothing.
Oh, we could use a waterboy. That'll work.
That works.
Bro, I think I could work construction as a real job.
No one ever told me that having gloves was genuinely a cheat code.
Is it?
Yes.
You got a whole side on and then we do the other side.
Ladies bro, man.
What's up?
This is life shit, huh?
It's something that...
What would you be doing right now, bro?
Dead?
Uh-oh, okay.
Didn't you say you wanted to go in the army?
Is that an ant?
Yeah, he's on it.
No pullback to those termites.
It's good though. Look you see yeah, that's perfect
Can't even see them. They're so small. They're gonna eat our wood though. Let's look you come tricky
We're almost done. This is what a reality stream is
This is reality right here. I'm not even kidding ladies. You said it best bro. Thank you reality streamers someone who can like like
Bro, this is like the real deal.
This is like what, hey, say that quote one more time for me.
Yeah, so any reality of it is, there you go.
OK.
Hey.
Are you done?
That's the reality of it, I was thinking.
That is not a real deal.
Now you fucking Jason back, so I'm a fucking dumb ass
idiot.
For what?
I'm going to get my other one, I guess.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Wait, why aren't I doing this side?
We want to wait till we get all the other ones on the...
Hold on, I gotta re-step my fucking hair.
It's glitching.
Yeah, I look good.
That's made me feel really uncomfortable.
Why?
I just didn't like it.
You think I'm like a sex symbol?
No.
Why?
Uh, I just don't think you are.
You're like a safe sex symbol.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
I just don't like practice safe stuff. It's just like a reminder
Well, what are you talking about? Is that like like it's a good thing? Yeah, what did you get?
You actually found another drill
Um, it looks like another drill most that is not but it should work
Let me see it. Open this back right here.
Gold loot.
This is your name on here.
Oh, bro, this is me.
Alright, bro.
I did it.
That was a bit too big for me.
Wait!
Wait, is that a drill in here?
It's a blue tube drill.
This is pretty cool.
Oh, shit is not.
What the fuck?
I never really been a handyman.
I've really been handy man.
My gloves back in safety's first.
I'm gonna sit on the ground.
Oh yeah, so most of us have safety goggles?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you don't have, we don't have wide enough goggles.
Yeah, what?
Got it?
Got it.
Okay, so the only problem is,
it doesn't, it's the thick one.
How do we get the, yo, woesh, how do we get the,
you know what I'm saying?
Look, thank you, there.
Thank you, just twist it.
No, no, no, I'm saying it's, look at this, the top.
Look at that one.
Do we have it?
No, I know how to get it in.
Do you have this in there?
I don't have a bonus half on there.
No, I need this one.
No, no, but you don't put that in there.
Oh, yeah, he's right.
He's good, man.
Look at my handyman, bro.
Yo, you have a Bluetooth one-way business.
Yeah, come on, talk to me, bro.
This is how we do it, man.
Jason, we need a toolbox.
Oh, to the magnet.
This should work, no?
Yeah, no, that's gonna work.
I'm dead out serious.
Oh, look at that, she fucking got it.
Bro, come on, bro.
He's got a fucking boots.
Why are we on this, this new one?
Bro, you got to plug your drill in, what the fuck?
Yeah, you got to plug his drill in.
All right, let's do it.
All right, come on.
All right, so what you're going to do, look.
Right, Beb?
He's going to plug two on two.
Here, you start.
Look, you just drill on the sides.
Two, like one on top, one on the bottom.
Do you have the nail?
Beg there.
Don't ask some stupid questions, bro.
You know what they do on construction fields?
We're going to start fucking you in a second.
Is that what they do?
No, I'm serious.
They use it.
They use the site.
They can just sit up and start fucking in front of it.
Fuck it.
Come on.
It's a word.
All of it.
Or you get fucked.
So you just got to connect it, right?
Yes, but make sure it's a line.
The wood's not a line.
You see?
You fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking boss.
You fucking cock sucker.
Fucking job.
Come over here.
Come over here.
And have them do it on the red lines here.
Look.
You see these red lines?
What you're going to do?
Okay.
Which side do we align them on?
Center, so you're gonna center like so okay when it's centered you're gonna go one on the top one on the bottom
Okay, don't fuck up. We don't got extra wood
Okay, I don't give a fuck if it's your first day. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a rat's ass
You're gonna go to the top. Yes
Yes, don't angle it wrong
Or they're like a man
No
It works out! It's in! It's in! 30!
Does it add a battery?
It might be at a battery, boys.
It's Bluetooth, though.
Are you plugging it to a portable? I see you got it.
Hey, say do you have a USB C, just be saying.
Anybody got a portable from Montreal?
Hey, click it. See if it works.
Oh.
No, but it's not powerful.
I need a portable
I'm trying to work here you're trying to do ticktocks
Hey, I need another drill, do it.
Hey, that's the side drill on this side, too?
Like this side?
Do this side first.
Here, we'll go with one.
I'm going to get more of the bro.
Always get it.
Not really going to work.
It's not even working, it's just dead.
It's not the bottom, right?
You see how much fucking faster this is?
Oh, that ain't a lot.
It's working.
It's great that it keeps turning more and more pockets, son.
All right, don't worry about it, son.
Let's go!
No!
Fuckin' move my wood, you cock sucker!
Oh my god!
It's my first day in the shower!
No, first day, first night bro!
Give me a fuckin' break!
Oh my fucking...
Hang on, don't, just tell the boss.
We're good, we're good.
I heard...
Okay, gotta scoot this a little bit more in.
PAT!
So how come this plank is not long enough?
It doesn't fluid-
NO!
Are you gonna lose your fucking brain?
We're gonna push it!
Look, you see I pushed it?
You fucking dingus!
All right.
Yo, do you mind having me move the wood to the mill?
The boss is a bad puss in pusses.
Thank you.
I'm gonna fucking work.
No, we don't do this.
Yeah, you don't do this like.
This is what it's like.
Yeah.
Someone took a fucking bite out of this wood.
Can I get a nail?
Right over there?
Safety protocol, bro.
What the fuck are you doing throwing nails around?
You had your head down.
I was testing if you read section 704.
Did you know how the planes break in the middle of this?
What is that over there, huh?
What the fuck was that?
Fucking flies over here.
Yo, I need, uh, 11 my second drill, bro.
Second nail, you fucking idiot, it's right there.
Where the fuck did it come from?
I'm taking the paint, too. I know why.
So this is not in on the way. Oh, no. No, I need to
My drills are powerful
This is you tough it off and I'll put the drill in there other side other side now
Let's go!
Woo!
Let's do this shit, dude!
Can I just see the one by one for me?
What the fuck?
The fuck is wrong with you, dude?
Hey!
What the fuck? You just put your entire ballsack on me!
What's up, bro?
Don't fucking nail my fucking foot dumbass dumbass watch your foot bro I'm working
gliders
Are you useless?
What do you think I said, dude?
I like it in my-
There it is!
We got one in!
Man, I'm going top to bottom, bro.
I know you got it.
Oh, yeah.
That's not really centered.
That's good? Yeah. Right there? Yep.
Okay. Let's go drill a certain drill.
Drill me. Come on.
Oh my god. Take five, bro.
No. Take five?
No, I don't want to take five.
Take five. I want to work.
Okay, if you want to work, I want to work.
That's not going to cut it.
That's not going to cut it.
Are you serious?
That's not going to cut it.
How? It's in there.
Maybe I go hammer it.
Maybe you can say fuck it first.
No, we're going to hammer it.
Maybe you just do hammer it.
What's wrong with you man?
Woo fuck!
Do you need water or anything?
Betsy, do you need water or anything?
Do you need water?
I'm trying to hit a fucking tomahawk over there.
You know what it is? Motherfucker used this paycheck already on a fucking car to fit in
with the Irvine kids, and now you want to come to work unprepared?
God, what the fuck is wrong with you bitch?
Yo, yo, yo, I'm gonna take this drill and put it up your anal cavity, understand me?
Wait, can I not hammer this in?
You might be the first person to hammer a screwdriver.
What are you gonna do with this?
I'll uh, take five?
Take five!
Do you water, food, snacks, anything?
I just got some waters.
Fuck out of my face.
I'm not going.
Why is this one sideways?
What is Jason doing?
This one's like, it's not long enough.
Just push it a little bit.
I don't think it's gonna drill it.
Again, putting that on.
Dude, they're uneven.
Listen, fuck-ass wood.
That Asian dude's annoying as fuck.
I don't know if he fucked up my wood.
There you go.
There you go.
I'm not gonna lie, these gloves are clutching.
Oh, it's put the fuck out of that.
That's been a set of these.
Yeah, gloves are a lit probably.
Isn't this one going?
The unplug prank, really?
Yeah, you tie a knot and then you plug it in.
That was a test. I wanted to see if you understood that one.
Or you can pull it out of your hand.
That guy's got to fucking get a grip.
That looks like it.
That's a solid wall right here.
Alright, first of all done. That was fast.
Holy shit this hurts me so much as a GC. These kids are rich as fuck and can't buy a D-Walt
cordless gun at Home Depot question mark.
I don't have time to read that bullshit. Time is fucking money bro. It's why I'm building
a house and you're in a house. Let that sink in.
What's going on with that sink in there?
Alright, come over here.
Holy walls.
When you put this helmet back on, you got to nail it with a footballer.
You gotta do it now.
Jason, put your helmet back on, bro.
You need it in the workplace.
How you got me?
Wow.
I got a little chip tag for the guys, got a bunch of little shit for us, I think the
shit's all charged up, I'm ready to build this shit for us.
Yo, no fuck ups for real bro, this shit will dead ass fall, you know what's crazy?
We dead ass might be able to do this in like the next hour if you do it, because
Look up when we finish that, won't won't.
I know, this is gonna be easy.
It needs two bars, that means all of it.
We gotta do this a couple more times.
Go rare onion wood, look.
Rare onion skin.
You hit?
This is done, right?
Yeah, I'm just done.
Start the next, ah God,
that's, you might wanna watch him.
No, go the other side of this.
Make sure it's aligned though, yeah?
Got you, bro.
Fuck, bro.
What?
What the fucking nose is running, dude?
It will not stop.
I tried, bro. It will not sell out.
Shit's about to just start dripping all over me.
Why'd you do it?
Hell no.
What the fuck are you doing?
Can't even see what I'm doing over here, bro!
Sounds limp as shit!
Nice!
It's fucking going!
No, you really gotta make your ruins in!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna have to top these off the...
Bro, I got time for that!
Alright, and I can hammer it in...
To the G.
I think it's not the most powerful drill.
So I can top it off me with a hammer.
No, it is powerful, your shit is just fucking weak sauce.
No!
Go over here!
I'm getting a cramp in my finger.
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'll take my flowers.
Oh!
No, I'm gonna take my flowers.
You gonna eat a penises off?
Nope.
Do I gotta fucking tear you in the ass?
It's my first fucking work.
It's my first day.
Stop complaining.
It's my first day.
Your nails aren't even going in.
Do you see, though, my drill is not strong enough.
Do you see this shit?
This sissy ass fucking drill.
What you got?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
I'm going to tear you a new mask
and you don't fucking use that drill.
How is that working?
I told you, bro.
Is that the headband?
No, it's all the way in.
What do you mean?
Are those eyes?
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, it's a screw down the nail.
No, but the screw part was already
all the way in.
I don't give a fuck, it's not how we do it in the USA.
So what you're doing is you're making the food break forward.
Okay, so you're making it breakable right now.
I mean, it should be okay, because you got it in most of the way.
Yeah.
So I would just wait until you get that...
Yo, fat ass, have we got a food break already?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What?
You want to joke around?
You want to joke around?
You want to joke around?
You got jokes, I got better jokes, bro.
Matter of fact, I need a napkin for all this shit, bro.
I just put this on, bro.
All right, man.
God, bro.
I'm on my fucking five.
All the way?
Yes.
God damn, bro!
Ah!
Ah!
What the fuck?
This is why we wear helmets.
Did you see that shit?
Fuck, it's in the sky, bro.
I'm not going to tell you.
The fuck is in the sky?
All right.
Ow!
Are you fucking crazy?
God, man.
Get to work.
Let me fucking work your piece.
Okay, so then fucking do your job.
Do my job!
Bro, obviously not.
Do my fucking job, man.
Ah, damn, bro.
You have boots?
I'll step on a nail right now real fucking nail, bro
I'm back ready to work, but I want to outwork that guy
He's actually slowing us down
You really got to make sure that shit's worked in.
Yes, yes, yes.
Bro, gloves are a cheat code.
I don't ever want to hear another person in my job who works construction complaint, bro.
Because once you have gloves, it's a cheat code.
Real men don't use gloves, bro.
That's when I'll respect someone.
Can we get some- give me some fucking skin! Like, that's serious, give me- you sent me
fucking hanging?
I don't hear a construction in here, it's hard to say, right?
Look at this guy.
How do you know him?
Oh, look, get his POV up on the screen.
Yo, Chad, yo, Chad, it's hard construction, yo, Chad.
It's how you use these gloves.
No, how about you fucking start working like a real man?
You're fucking man over here.
It's pumping a fucking Asian boss squad.
Trying to record your dumbass.
Trying to fucking post for the ladies.
Look at you.
Look at you, bro.
I'm all five
Fucking
Let's give that a hurricane
I can't do that one, I don't need to do it.
I see, how do we make sure his nails are good?
He's right.
We're on here, I'll tell you what to do.
I'm not sweating because I'm fucking...
This guy's a fucking dork.
You know what's sad? You know what's fucking sad? When Lacey built the house, and he was
700 pounds heavier, he was fucking out working you, bro. He was fucking out working you.
You know what it is? This guy got too comfortable in life. Yeah, that's what it is. You bought
your nice car. You bought another car. You buy cars. You buy a lot of cars. Cool, bro.
too comfortable get to fucking work
my boss is a fucking asshole bro
yo if this fucking thing fucks up one more time I'm gonna fucking take my life
my drill ran out of energy
your drill? your fucking drill
I said drill fat ass
you see that shit one more time
I'm gonna fucking drill one more time
you're sweating my ass off working over here
you're sweating your ass off bro
I'm going manual bro
Fuck that first dizzy shit.
You should work on buildings, bro. That's the next goal.
This is what we need for someone to build it for us.
What are you doing?
Guys, make sure all those get in there. If he's not, he's a piece of shit.
I hope you're not good.
You alright? Just my nose keeps on escaping.
I don't think so either we just got to stand them up and then throw the plywood on right
Hey by the way while you're still working on one side, I'm done a whole fucking thing
Oh wonder where that came from I'm making a racist joke on the fucking construction site
Fucking mud ball.
Yo, really?
Mud ball.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, ladies, you got a runny nose, bro.
Is someone sick around us?
Yeah, I think I got COVID from our new hire Jason the Wien.
Yeah, yeah.
I think he's in the corona virus.
I can't shoot him around like what you do.
Oh, really?
I really don't.
Yo, fucking asshole.
Am I lucky speed riding this?
I don't know.
I thought this was gonna take like 10 hours.
I really thought 3 or 4.
Last time it took like 15...
months?
Yeah.
Yeah, but it goes a way bigger.
It was way bigger.
That's what we're gonna do next time we go to garage.
There we go.
Whee!
Whee!
Yo, I got it, bro.
Get away.
Just help me.
Just get me, like, I'll sit you, and then, like,
I'll set the screen and you can finish the plate.
You gotta set yourself on fucking fire.
Someone said, what would you say I can eat a beer?
Jason, go get us some beers, bro.
We're working right now, bro.
Come on, break.
Come on, break.
Go take your five.
Wait, wait, we can't drink.
Because we're gonna take our Porsches out.
And they're gonna fucking sissy complain like fucking we don't drink and drive bro. We're cool
Now if I was in Marlon right now, he would have taken these screws and just shove them in with his hands. I'm not even kidding
stuff with that fucking guy look at this fucking nail that like what the fuck is
this
You did it a little bit too much.
I was trying to get it pushed in.
Oh no.
You go in the middle?
Uh-oh.
Might have a G.G. here.
Yeah.
Nah, just didn't go for it.
Cause some of these aren't even.
Are you serious?
I'm about to set him up for life, hold on, do you see an ant, oh my god, there you go buddy,
Okay, enjoy it.
That's Jason's nail, like, yo, he's actually useless in life, I can't even...
I can't even...
I can't even...
What another one?
You can leave that one.
See, that's the old me who would have been just crying and complaining about me.
I'm a fucking man now.
Look at that, real man shit.
Yo, what the fuck, I'm a fucking man now.
Fuck this chap.
Fuck what they said.
I'm fucking doing this.
I run the last wall.
I
Just so on Titan when he did it
Hey, you don't even
Last wall
What?
I thought you were trying to make fun of me for having allergies.
I was gonna say it's kind of fucked up.
Ah, no, bro, you were talking.
Yeah, Russell said he was going to be back, y'all.
Suss.
You know, you know what we made?
We just got Russell a girlfriend.
So you were hanging out and just one home depot person,
or wait, should I do this one?
One of the home depot workers was a girl,
and she was like, oh, I got cheated on.
And we were like, all right, bet.
And then I walked out, and I got rustle her number and shit.
So he's been gone.
I think he's been fucking.
Is he fucking her right now?
I don't know.
And so, Steve Barrick, what are you doing?
like dude
he's watching the construction site
it's like a bull
you gotta make sure no one
don't fall down
job, juicy
he's doing an excellent job
yo woe, teach me how to do shit
he's actually like
yeah, he's useless
I just feel bad for him
like he's probably gonna cry
I think I'll sleep tonight, bro.
I will come myself.
Listen, look at him.
He's got some good words in his encouragement.
Let's see what he calls.
Yeah, you're doing good, bro.
Yeah, bro.
You know, that mustache.
Moustache.
Well, what the fuck?
Fucking fucking did this shit, bro.
That's a cruel word, bro.
Fucking disgusting.
It's a fucking beer.
Well, who genuinely enjoys drinking this shit?
That's just delicious.
Well, are you kidding me?
All you need right there is a marriage pass.
All you need is just a line, bro, and that shit gonna make you go to heaven.
Hey, Jason, what if you, like, got up like a picture of lemonade or something?
If you go make us a lemonade-lemonade boy, come on.
Are you dead ass right now?
There's a picture in the glass cabinet.
I'm bringing my toilet charge, and I'm packing right back in.
But there were tons of glass walls.
True.
Wait, so we already done?
No.
You can't come towards the construction site.
You're not wearing it quickly.
You're not wearing it.
You're not wearing a safety belt.
No, you can't go in there.
go in there. You fucking my feng shui up.
Like, really? Yes.
That easy shit, right?
No shit in your room isn't placed properly.
I thought it was in a good old wrong choice.
You're doing a great job, Jason.
Just tell me what the next step is.
You got to take out all the rest of the plywood.
yep or not just the two by fours and set them on the ground yep all in two by
fours need to be on the ground so we can get the water
can you align me baby over there
you get a w wrong so one time actually do you think what i'm supposed to do
You fucking go, ladies.
And you can't with a bat.
What are you fucking doing, you psycho?
The fuck is this guy's problem?
Stop!
As you saw.
Yo, Dan, you break that slate, didn't you?
Oh, man.
Wait, look, can you look more sweaty than you now?
Yo, is there baby oil in that?
What the fuck?
That is so fucking funky!
You got a cool 50 gifted.
By who?
I don't know, probably Matt and I who were Charlie Kirk.
Who did it?
Thank you for the fucking 50 gift that you ever did it. Seriously, thank you.
You're so slow when you get towards this one.
This is coming a little fast.
This thing camo. Yo, camo, thank you for the fucking 50 comment there.
Can we get a thank you in the chat, bro?
Can we go slow? Oh, right there.
For blessing the chat, man. Can we get another 50 for how good today has been?
God, such a good bunch.
Or maybe hit a touch prime, yo.
Yo, you gotta stop fucking around!
Thank you, camera.
What?
No.
What?
Just reading the chat over here.
Read me a message.
Yeah.
You don't have a message?
No.
What?
Just reading the chat over here.
Read me, come on, read me a message.
You don't have a flip of me that you're gonna just set him down.
I hope they got Jason POV on.
What's going on over there?
Just put wood on the ground.
Good job, bro.
Shut the fuck up!
You're hand with a badge!
Yes, we go play nails outside of droolers fires
Don't kill yourself
Last one, bro.
Yo, Sniffle shit, you good?
Yeah, bro.
The allergies didn't come in this early?
Is it under five?
Is it allergies spring?
Uh, whatever's happening right now, it's fucking working, bro.
Hey!
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Where? I'll kill it.
I'll kill it
They're not supposed to fly away that's how I know you're not the chosen one of you
Well, all the sudden you came to slow the phone away
Oh really flew away in my hand
Oh
That's me a model
He's wasting it bad. He's wasting money though.
Alright, Miha, come on. Let's work.
Done that shit off, man. We're working here.
No music until we fucking finish. When we finish, then you turn the shit on, okay?
Alright, man.
All of it.
You can do this, yeah.
What the fuck is the real?
You just hit all that wood, we need it back in there.
I just put it down though.
I just put it down though.
Thank God for these safety goggles.
Thank you for another 50.
Guys, I'm not reading chat right now.
I'm working, okay?
So thank you.
We gotta thank you in the chat.
Ladies fucking blessing!
Let's go!
Blessings on blessings on blessings!
Yeah, work.
Come on.
Yeah!
Na na na na!
Na na na na!
No, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That's what you get, bro.
You don't want to work, right?
Hey, bro, you look sexy.
What are you talking about, bro?
What are you talking about?
Now we're working. Let's do this shit.
Oh
No, don't tell me this thing you're they scammed us
That's your house guys
Someone took a fucking bite out of this one
You're alive on torches
I don't want to work in 95, bro, if she's an emotional fucking dammit, is that a go-through?
Working 95, bro?
I don't have a fucking helmet, bro.
Yeah, that's why I fucking hurt.
Safety rule portal calls safety helmets boneless.
Oh, your helmet's boneless.
Your helmet's boneless.
That fucking asshole's about to be boneless the way I fuck it.
load out the white cock suck up are you fucking
over there let's go let's go don't trip you're gonna flip it
This one's got some design to it.
We'll have it aligned later.
That'll be good.
This is tough.
Let's go.
Move it.
Let's go.
Come on, sonny.
Go!
Don't fuck up my 1 of 40.
Alright. Flip.
Flip it.
Fucking flip it, you cop!
I got to speak your language!
No, don't go ahead.
No, no, don't.
Don't go ahead.
Oh, shit.
Look it.
Look it.
Look it.
Look it.
Look it.
Look it.
Look it.
Look it.
Look it.
So they want to know where you're going to put the door we're going to make the door
One more one more inside.
All you're going to cut the door open on this car.
There we go.
Yep.
What?
Let me.
All right.
Drop it.
I'll let it in.
I'll let it in.
You're in there, just get something to have, yeah?
A Pepsi?
Yeah, man.
Just for cinematic purposes.
Okay, okay.
Woo!
See, look at this.
This is the first time a truck's been used as a truck.
Come on.
Go.
Get a rest.
Watch the drill.
You want to play with me?
Huh?
You want to play with me?
What do you want to do?
Where should we take our talents?
Um...
Oh, no, this man.
You got to get...
You want to get...
Oh, this is awesome.
You're doing a really good job right now.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
job right now. It's kind of sick. You like the job you have bro? Yeah, I think that was a joke now.
Oh shit.
Bro, this is the speed run bro.
Don't tell the boss.
No, no, no.
ohhhhhh
I guess so
I guess so
what are you doing bro?
that's just terrible
bro it's bad for you
hey yo
that's how ya
I was gonna poke you with these
I think so yeah
well
they're saying go back
they're saying that Jason's camera actually looks like
the camera actually looks like shit
Maybe Al is just f**king around.
Al will figure it out.
Can you pull it up on your phone?
Oh, he's easily flipping?
Yo, no f**king pop right up.
Oh my God!
What are you mowing about?
What are you doing?
Bring it over.
Three, two, one.
Alright.
Take five.
Take five.
Go on kiddo
Now they're saying wolder 9 try to raise bait they said Jason's quality looks like shit
What do I do here
The same Jason's camera has 2016 quality.
Are you kidding me?
That's what I said.
You used to have bitrate, you used to have fucking everything.
I'm gonna put a nail on it.
I used to have a taste of it.
Hey, Smurza, walk over there.
Wanna do this?
And a dog.
Move the fuck over. Let's see if this shit really works.
Y'all need hammer on your butt?
You left your gun in mine.
What are these fucking spike bullshit?
Ow!
Yeah, look for your finger, dude.
Dude, careful for your finger!
Oh, can I show you how real man does it?
The other one talked to you like that, not the lie.
Dude! You're making us look stupid!
Put the nail in the wood!
It's not that hard, right?
There's a fucking hole?
No, that's not true.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
Now the sound wants to troll you.
They're saying, where do you find a hammer for babies?
Like really, mods?
Oh, that one! Good!
You really can't fuck yourself up, Jason.
This is the most fine board bar.
Just help Jason, please.
Go do the head-on, Jason.
Can I get some notes?
Everywhere there's a red line.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah, just across, right?
I wanted to finish the product.
It's gotta be amazing.
Hey!
Anywhere there's a red line.
Right here?
Or better, no.
Just one.
Yo, are you a fuckin' sissy fuckin' boy?
I'm trying to have this one right here.
Hey!
That right here?
Hey, this is kinda like Fortnite, huh?
Uh, wait, wait, no, you gotta align it first.
It's not aligned.
Ooh, Mars.
I did that?
Over the lap?
I did?
Um, yeah, there's a real line.
Is that it?
Yeah, did you get it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Cool.
I could've fuckin' took the yellow.
You see that?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh, I forgot to nail it.
That's what you push towards me more or no.
There's a gap here.
Hey!
Little baby gap.
Is this gap okay?
There you go.
We're good y'all.
In the woods, you got it right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am I buying them?
No, no.
There's no stud there.
Only where the red lines are at.
There's a stud right here.
There's a stud right here.
There's a stud right here.
There's a stud right here.
There's a stud right here.
Your life is useless until we get paid.
Oh, fuck, bro.
I got one in.
I need to be in control.
This is exactly what I do when I die.
We have our safety goggles.
That's how you bone mash.
Right, I put one more here, Ben.
Ben, on the edges?
I'll put one on the edge right here, Ben.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do we need any in the middle?
Woo!
Alright.
These are all ready over here too.
All ready?
There's some nails to face them.
Same here.
Do you want me to come in?
Come on, kid.
That's what you need?
Stay cool, bro.
Yeah, get in after it.
That's it, yep, that's it.
Which way do you want that on?
This one over here.
I'll bet.
I'll bet.
Here we go, this side.
Ow! Ow! Motherfucker!
I got him. That should have been after me.
I got him. I got him. I got him.
They're defoaning.
They got goggles on.
Yo, please.
Are they trolling me or not?
It's just dead.
There shit is like Fortnite.
You gotta hold it when you hit it hard.
You can't scare me.
You do like to hit it hard.
Ow!
Dude, not the baby heads.
Right, right.
The harder ones.
Yeah.
The harder one
You look you are right now
Hey, this guy's fence fun.
Do you think there's anybody that can put in one shot this one?
I don't believe that it doesn't seem very smart enough.
Do you think they're doing it like crazy?
Betsy, this one's kind of off.
Fuck it took my eye out
Yo, this girl Amber messes Russell. It's been saying hi with five eyes. It's Amber from Home Depot
Yo!
And then and then Russell sent me LeBron
Like a fucking warm-up
Russell's him
This one's not along.
Good?
Good, Daddy?
Ew, it's like a mess!
Bro Jason you're talking about should I go read my chat? Do you see me doing that right now? I'm working
We're providing content. We're not fucking reading. It's a reading simulator
You don't know how to spell anymore
First of all, it's onomatopoeia.
O-N-A-
Oh, you already be out, you already be out.
Yeah, here it goes.
O-N-O-M-A-T-O-P-O-E-I-A.
Nope.
Bro.
Onomatopoeia, bro. God, man.
You fucking, the way you use that hammer is a lot of onomatopoeia effect sounds that I'm hearing.
Does he make any fucking...
No karate kid, we doing this or not?
Wax off, wax off.
Motherfuckin' Jason, are you serious?
You fucking hammered so hard it...
What the hell are you doing?
Oh god, no. Fuck, I gotta clean this shit up so...
That guy was proud of me, man.
There you are.
Oh, he gave me a cigarette, man.
okay this is awesome we're making a friggin house this is actually epic vlogs
How do they do this in the night so quick?
There's off.
If that will go quick, it's not like we're doing it.
You gotta re-edit.
I will kill you.
Hey, can I get a nail?
Oh, I know we're good.
This side is good.
Okay, we actually made some tips.
I think we made it.
We still have a lot left to go.
We gotta put the foundation.
We just put the walls on the visual.
That's for the roof and extra support.
Never leave nails on a fucking ten digit.
What the fuck?
God, man, I want to just put like a, like, all that nipple.
I just want to fucking nail it.
All right, ready guys?
Why is there just random meat sticks on the ground?
Dude, don't stick it in here.
Where do we want the house?
I don't know, like over here.
Yeah?
Think about it.
We're going to make a movie once we get about it.
In the grass or how now?
Nah.
I think we're good.
All right, so we got to lift it up.
Ready y'all?
All right, here we go.
Everyone put their muscle faces on please
Okay, okay, all right Jason now me and you are gonna lift this one
Okay, wait, wait, wait, I look you want to push it over a little closer to the gate. Yeah
I can't. Oh, let me sit down. Let me sit down. Let me sit down. All right, but if it starts tipping it's all you
I'm gonna slide it, I'm gonna slide it, I'm gonna pull.
Oh, I'm gone, I can't slide it.
I can't have one hand.
You change.
Now you're gonna lift it a little bit.
Now you just slide it.
Don't stop.
Are you good?
Holy shit.
It's good?
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I kind of want to get closer to the dig.
Alright, come on.
Three, two, one.
Oh, let's go.
I know it's kind of far, I gotta say, pretty soft but how long get the angles?
I got it.
Do you want me to let go?
No, hey look, let go.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
It's like momentum.
Hey, I need the still muscle.
Let's go!
You gotta lift it!
You gotta lift it!
Ah, you've got a bad knee!
You can just let it lean on you like this, you see?
I'll let it lean on me.
Alright, let's see where you want it going.
Like this way?
It's like being over here.
Alright, we're going to have to walk a long way.
Oh good. A wrong, wrong way, okay?
A wrong way.
Three, two, one.
Left, left, left, left! You're left!
You said left!
My left! This is my left!
I gotta speak another language!
Uh, left, left, left!
Left!
You go left, you go right.
Go back.
More, hey, more rafts!
Three, two, one.
Come on, come on!
This should actually look like a house.
It should do look like for a night.
Hold on though.
Where am I going to line up?
You're going to put this, like this side.
It's going to go right here.
Ready?
Ready fucking ready?
One.
There you go.
You're going to be able to slide it, yeah?
All right, ready?
Push, slide.
Stop my fucking head!
Fucking asshole!
She kind of looked like, awesome.
She did look like she was an asshole.
Oh, we need to buy something.
Yeah, we might need ten people first.
How do we do this?
How do we do this?
What the fuck did you do last time? Just you.
We need like a cameraman to put the camera down and help us.
I can still iPod this.
Woz, woz!
I'm taking out.
If you get multiple of this, you get inside there too.
multiple of us to get inside there.
Whoa!
Fire.
Whoa!
Vodge is muddled.
He's on the way, Vodge.
Probably Vodge.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yep
We got it. Don't worry about it, bro. This isn't like what you this isn't the shit
Yeah, but it isn't the shit that you'd be building the iPhone shit like this is like the house shit, you know
Really dude
I would go to China with you, but I might actually that clip might end up being real
You gotta do a double twist, now I gotta let it go.
Oh, jayce, you're my goal.
I let go.
Son!
Son, all the nails is dissembled.
Son.
Everyone's okay, that's all it matters, bro.
It's so lame.
I didn't expect you to let go of your side.
I didn't.
It just pushed it.
You get mad, you get fucked.
Everyone left this team blame.
No one's that fall it's always someone else to blame we're good if you think it's your fault. It's probably wrong
So you think your fault is probably loaches, that's me blame someone else, too
Everyone's blame all right, so I'll be honest I was holding it with one hand
He pushed it into it and then my side started getting pushed more Jason. Do you even think or do you just do shit?
Wait so
I'm sorry to call you a slur
I'm a fucking boss
That was good, don't say that
Look at all these nails that are just hitting bro
Nails
Bad for fucking business
Nails
This is fucking bad for business
Just be really careful
Hold the marker on that side
Oh my god
This is bad for business
Yeah, I'm just trying to make sure no one's target's fucking
All right, pull what?
Never mind.
All right, now we're going to move these ones.
You got it?
Got it.
That's the hard part.
Did it get you?
A little bit.
You okay?
At least it didn't snap in half.
That could have been way worse.
You can fuck up one more fucking time, if you're looking me, I'm gonna take your asshole and twist it.
Twinder's thing, I'm gonna twist my ass.
This is a little test of what's going on.
The fuck are you doing?
What are the wall, bro?
I'm looking you should fix this first, cause like...
Alright, Jase, stay there.
Now you can cut it down.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Forget that one.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
He needs to hold it.
Hold it for the next fucking five minutes.
There's like a balance on top.
Hold it for the next five minutes and understand your mistake.
What mistake was I making?
You wanted to fuck around, right?
I didn't do shit!
You ever see Miley Cyrus?
You ever see Miley Cyrus?
Who's dumb ass nailed this, bruh?
They'll never call Babsid dumb ass.
Oh shit.
Yo, you ever see Miley Cyrus?
Where she did the wrecking ball shit?
Yeah.
We're about to make a music video.
Understand me?
So just sit down.
Is this what Boston doing, man, if I was?
Yeah, bro.
What's up with fuckin' you?
Fuck this shit, man.
We're never gonna shit, bro.
You understand? You get where my frustration's from though, right?
Yeah, you just shouldn't have dropped the wall.
I shouldn't have dropped the wall. I shouldn't have dropped the wall.
Yeah.
Can you see who's dropping the wall? Look at him.
He's wearing a fucking scarf and 150 degree weather.
What's the fuck happening to his shirt?
I don't fucking know. This guy came unprepared, bro.
Thank God, fucking this guy, it doesn't suit us.
He's gonna fucking suit us.
Yeah.
He didn't fucking realize. Look at him.
Now he's working. He got so fucking injured now he's starting to work.
to work yeah dude he's fucking lost
I was over there listen you guys talking about suing you yeah apparently he works
for you you've a car is a private contractor he's fucking working right
now for some reason fucked up you got hit in the head it's cuz you'd let go
over the fucking block on the block it's a fucking wall it's a fucking
wall what is down the other side of the wall bro what the fuck is that I've been
telling you there's fucking birds shit if something falls on my head again
this whole fucking wall is going to be on us somebody's talking to me I guess you can
lift that you think you're the guy with the boulder on his back you can't
fucking lift that I'm back you know it's progress
I know, I know, I know. Move, move, move, look at this bro, look at this fucking underwear, look at this guy.
It's, it's 70 cents. No!
What are you wearing, triple XL?
It's mediums bro, it's boxer briefs.
Hi bro.
Those are bad guys, like, what, like, let's put it on my back.
Put it on my back.
It's delicious bro.
I'm so disappointed right now. Look at this.
Yo, yo, yo
Don't set it down hold it straight
Now you're on time out. No, no flip it flip it. I'll hold it for a second
No, we're not
I'll put it down
I got it, see?
Oh, I can't, I lost it, I lost it, I lost it!
I got it, I got it, I got it, sake!
Hold on, drop that shit, let's go with that shit.
Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me!
Lift it, lift it, lift it, lift it, lift it!
You fucking retard!
You fucking broke my finger!
I hope I fucking dare!
Fuck this boss. Fuck this boss.
Fuck this what?
Do you want to fuck with me?
God man, this guy's pissing me off.
Fuck this boss, dude.
No! You want to talk about fuck this boss? Okay, hey!
Fuck this boss, then! Come on!
Do you want to fucking do it? Let's do it, big one!
It's the fucking department!
I'm Jared's fucking dude!
And you're fucking delaying me!
You're delaying me for the last-
Are you fucking crazy?
I'll let you god damn mine!
I'll let you god damn fucking mine!
fucking 15 modellos I lost cut to you one customer has fucking down syndrome
now he's working for me all of a sudden he was fucking walking around
mind your own business now he's working down syndrome bro
ah oh gosh
shut the fuck up I don't give a fuck if you're my neighbor
Hot dogs, let's make this specific, yeah?
I don't really like brownies in this city, I don't know.
Oh god, just to spit it out?
Yeah, let me help you.
Let me help you.
Let me help you.
No, yes, only one.
All right, my mother taught me, I'm not going to try.
Let me smack that on the fucking mouth.
Let me smack that on the fucking mouth.
Well, are we sucking on meat and shit?
What do you do?
I'm unworked in it, bro!
They said fuck it's sexual and emotional abuse to my boss!
Fuck give a fuck, I don't give a fuck!
I sexually abuse you, what?
Fuck, is that what you wanted?
No! All right then!
So stop fucking just crying and help!
I'm just wanting to pay for this shit!
You're not getting paid, you're not getting paid.
You should be paying fucking me!
I'm gonna be done in about 30 seconds to look side you're gonna lift that shit back up
We're going to do this properly.
Are you fucking dropping again?
That ass is on the ground.
I got me!
That ass is coming down.
You fucking dropped it!
You talking to me?
You talking to you?
Are you talking to fucking me?
I got to twist this shit.
All right, babe.
Give me that ball right here, this ball.
Shh.
All right, we're going over there.
What the hell, man?
All right, hey!
Hey!
All right, all right, all right, all right.
YOU FUCKING DROP THIS SHIT!
I'M GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW FUCKING ASSHOLE!
What the fuck is this fucking silent library?
No, it's not. It's not. It's not.
It's fine.
Alright, come on.
Let's do this one first.
Alright.
This is my real boss.
Alright, but one moment.
I'm gonna give you a couple of minutes.
This is not a game.
This is real life.
Can you drop this on the shelf?
You cannot.
That's why we have our helmets on.
So, got my gloves equipped.
Everyone needs to be very mindful of their surroundings.
Alright, man. Do not try this at home.
Do not try this at home.
Usually put the disclaimer on the top.
Alright, ready for lifting on this side?
Ah, fuck, fuck, fucking.
Yeah, why don't we stop being sisters out there?
Come on, show your hand.
I can't hear it.
Oh, he died.
Hold on, man.
Lift. Don't push too much.
Alright, now let go. I got it. Trust me.
You got it? Yes.
Let's go split. I got you.
Alright, you got it? Sure.
Yes, grab the next one.
Grab the next one.
I'm fine. I got it.
Alright, alright.
Hold on. Maybe I don't got it.
Alright.
Hold on. Okay, now I got it.
Alright, I got it.
I got it.
Yo, are you fucking kidding me?
They're going to violate the borders.
That's what you're going to do, bro.
Hold that shit.
Oh my god. Stop fucking around.
Yeah, don't like it now, bitch.
You just gonna let him sex you or ask me?
Yeah, you kinda deserve it.
What?
Are you fucking crazy?
I don't blame him.
Oh my God.
Hey.
What the fuck is that?
Help me!
Help God.
Put the ring.
Put the ring.
Put the ring.
Put the ring.
HELP ME!
Damn, loads of no-bloods!
All right, now that's your turn.
Okay, someone needs to put the camera down and help me.
Hardeejay!
Hey yo, 60 Swiss Ma shit.
They said your camera looks shit.
Yeah, they said your camera's blurry, foggy, 2016, glare.
I'll fit all of that.
On this side, you're going to hold it here and just make sure it does not tip.
That's why I let it lean towards me a little.
We got it.
All right, now we got to bring, you guys got to bring this one to the edge here.
That's how we lose it last time.
Uh-oh.
There we go.
Perfect.
That's not the edge though.
Jason, you got to push it further.
Yeah.
You got to push it straight a little.
Just go I got but I got it like it's gotta go it's gotta go towards you a little towards me a little you see you see
We're like make sure a little less now
Now okay, listen. Hold hold hold hold hold hold. Oh
Little more professional how you guys on Craigslist
I never thought it doesn't need to be lined up on the bottom and then we can get it lined up
please everybody do not let this fall right mods do not let this fall
that's these lines are in your hand
nice there's a lot of the oh it's gonna be a lot of these things huh
I got it um here let it come this way a little bit right where it is
Line up.
Great job, boys.
I'm gonna end with that guy though. He might lose his beard.
I'm gonna get an extra shirt and gold.
Shut up.
Still lined up, boys?
Do you have a ladder?
Probably.
Ooh, you've got a shirt.
No, bro, I got a booboo in my stomach.
Oh, fuck up the booboo, pal.
Are you like a little baby?
I'm a baby, bro.
God, you're a chomp-ass baby.
What the fuck?
Why you got hickeys on your belly?
Oh, I don't get it, man.
You got hickeys on your belly?
You got hickeys on your belly?
Oh, what's going on?
What the fuck, you burger?
You freaked out.
Burger violent.
Huh, huh, huh.
Burger is scratching your butt.
I don't know how you do all that.
I don't know how you do all that.
I'm fucking out.
I don't know how you do all that.
Now the only people that need a hold right now are Jason and YBG.
Everybody else can just...
Alright, let's go home.
Alright, bro.
It's fucking me, please.
No, please don't do this to me, bro.
No, bro.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I don't fucking do this anymore.
What the fuck are you getting at?
No, no, no.
No, I don't want you to kill us both.
Shut the fuck up!
What the- is that it?
I'm putting a wall to put it on this left side here.
Okay, okay.
All right, Jason, I'm gonna hold it, you grab it.
What the fuck?
Come on, my five, come on.
What the fuck?
You want that little sissy shit?
Let's go, come on.
I'm dead, don't worry.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Yo!
You're dead!
He really, that sweater there was real.
What was happening with the sloth?
The sloth.
I need the fast bear over there.
Who's knocking?
Hey, do you need a bigger one, please?
Hey, it's all perfect, bro.
Hey, it's all perfect, boss.
Oh, you're going to fuck up your disgusting.
Wait, wait, wait.
This.
Where?
The camera.
Is it good?
Yeah.
That looks like it.
Look at those muscles.
Fucking muscles.
Yeah?
Let's go.
Come on.
Oh, good.
This one?
No, no, no.
Oh, this bitch went out, bro.
You got a hammer?
Oh, I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm freaking out.
No, no!
You're broke, you're broke.
Hammer me.
Hammer.
Swing the mist.
Ready? Wait, let me just...
Bro.
Awesome job, guys.
Alright, boys.
Like you have to go like
He's supposed to keep holding
Good shit guys.
Watch the wire, watch the wire, watch the wire, watch the wire.
Okay, YBG's nice, TPTills, you can go flatfoot, you can go flatfoot.
Let's go.
That's the one on 4.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, dude.
We need a wrestler right there.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Set it up, set it up, set it up.
Alright, I want it, I want it here.
Is that your leg?
Yeah, I want it.
Jason, hey, little bro.
So there was a little gap right and basically he was putting his head in the gap and all
He's like a little bit of his face and then using his hometown accent. So like
Back wall the back wall the back wall
The back wall yeah, keep on the back wall. Just keep pushing it. You're gonna vibe to you. I get that
Fucking luke out bro
Okay
Okay
Okay, I'll keep these walls up with my life.
If these walls fall, I die.
Holy shit, you're holding an entire house right now.
Holy shit.
Oh shit.
NOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Ok, ok
What? Did I just fall?
Mubs?
No, no, check him out
Please, bops
I'm going to do my job cracking
Wait.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that fucking sexual abuse or emotional abuse dude?
What the fuck is wrong with this boss?
What is it, man?
It's all- I don't want to work with you.
You quit.
I don't want to work with you.
You don't have to go home.
I don't want to work with you.
You don't have to go home.
You don't have to go home, dude.
We don't want to go home.
I'm back to Arlington, man.
The whole city is not Arlington, bro.
This guy's got to go somewhere.
One step further, bro.
We're talking square one, bro.
I
Have stated with all of my fucking boss. We're going to Arlington, Texas
Choose hell or hell. Oh
Last wall
Last wall
Maybe you want to do it, bro. I'm working. Get that Lugia bro. You don't look
Where we're walking dude
I need 50 fucking strokes to deal with it.
Oh please, no, not where our working environment is.
Stop!
It's just a fucking problem.
I'm a 1 of 40?
Yo, these bitches standing!
Alright, yeah, don't push it, don't push it.
Alright, last support.
Alright, how do you wanna do this?
Alright, right on the left hand end?
How do we get in?
We're gonna stay inside and we're gonna...
It's a little wobbly.
All over the fucking day's work, huh?
That's fine.
I get a boo-boo, bro.
Ah
All right, how do you want to do it? Do you say walk backwards?
I walk backwards
fucking did it one two three go I can't get the grid
just dudes being dudes a lot of this nails a line right here yeah
oh that's not attached at all bro that bad we'll picture it after yeah we'll
Why should we lift it?
Play with the wire move the wire
Just go through the wire. Yeah, I think Miles you're gonna fix it once you put that put it out
Watch your finger
Punch a fucking Schlemock
I'm coming
Do it
Towards you towards you towards you
No, no, this side's a little bit.
No, no, this side's a little bit.
No, no, it's coming this way.
It's coming this way.
Ready?
Pull it on three, two, one.
Good.
One more pull.
Hold it, hold it.
Now we gotta push it back.
This way.
This way.
Alright.
We gotta go back to the wall now.
So it's touching the wall, right?
Three, two, one.
Hold it.
Hold it. You got it with it.
Someone lift it.
I'm just going to make sure it doesn't fall.
You guys got it just like this.
All right, ready?
Wait, am I going?
It's towards you.
Three, two, one.
All right.
Hold.
Hold.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
Holding.
I
Mean though we're gonna get trapped in here
You know what I've done this we got to do the roof
Let him
Give goggles on dude
Like I can't believe it man you got a nice fight, but then you got a boy
You got cheese down there
Now you see what I'm doing, see how I'm doing this, like how I go here.
That's what I taught you back in the day.
Did you also do this one like that?
Yeah, that was you.
That was me in the middle.
This is just the start.
Next up, we're building a garage attached to this.
We're going to build a car.
This is just a start. Next up we're building a garage. Attach this, and we're going to
build a car. I started out.
All right, so you see how I did that?
I'm going on here and align it and then you're going to drill like you see here, here, here, here.
Once this is aligned with that.
All right, you got to let me know.
You go all the way up?
Yeah.
Hold it.
Holding.
All right, then you have to push this wall in, yeah?
Well, now it's not like, can you point it this way a little bit, Jason?
Alright, 3, 2, 1, go.
You sure we're not getting trapped?
Okay, I'm friggin' scared now.
What the heck?
Sideways?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Battles 1, done.
Wait, what happens after this?
Basically, we're doing a challenge and you just got nominated.
And it's gonna be staying in here challenge.
I mean, this is perfect. There's no getting out.
Hold on. I gotta be done. I'm gonna be my hangman.
Hold on. Hold on.
One, two, three.
All right, give me a saw.
You're fucking rude.
All right, uh, Jason, just hand him the saw.
Can you get it here? Can you get any of the saw so I can cut the door?
Jason, just hand him the saw.
Help!
Help!
You want to get the fucking saw?
Get the fucking saw!
You fucking cop!
You fucking shabby idiot!
Did I not? Did I not tell him to bring the saw here?
No, you didn't! I was trapped inside!
You fucking...
Where the fuck is this song?
You didn't tell me where you were going.
Hold on, that was sexual harassment.
I'm out of the fucking head.
Where's the song, you face?
Where's the song?
Give me the song.
What you doing?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
We're supposed to open this shit.
What the fuck?
You're what?
You're fucking genius.
You're right. You're fucking genius, but was that a boss or you bro?
I'm putting up my body cam. I'm trying my body cam.
grab that shit
just a sec
am i bugging?
what?
i got a fucking head
please bro, please
i got to tear you into a asshole
What the fuck are we supposed to do now, man?
I know what to do.
I'm going to run at the wall full speed.
OK, get out of your helmet, bro.
I'm here.
Are you sure?
If I run at the wall full speed, it should open.
OK?
No, what the fuck?
That's not full speed.
Full speed.
Full speed.
I can't full speed.
Yeah, I got you in a little bit of a bunch.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Not this way.
Not this way.
Fucking cocksuckers, man.
What?
It's all funny games, right?
Now we're stuck.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
I got a pig!
Give it a fuck outta here!
It is.
It is and they're saying you're on the 2016 camera.
2016?
Fuckin' no!
Those fucky J-Pucksuckers, you...
Fuckin' hate desires, wait, bro.
You're okay, good, you're quick.
I fuck you quick, now look.
I'm gonna do that information.
Fuckin' no, I can't go anywhere.
I got a pig!
Give it a fuck outta here!
It is.
It isn't their second one, it's only 16th ever.
It's 16th, y'all.
It is, you know what?
It is, you know what?
It is, you know what?
No!
No, like now, man.
Man, what?
Run through the fucking wall.
I'm already getting pooped.
Can we get a helmet so we can run through the wall?
What the fuck are you gonna do with a fucking helmet?
Sticky face.
The helmet's coming over.
The helmet's coming over.
What the fuck does that mean?
Whoa, what the fuck?
What's this, your arm?
I'm fucking right through the-
Hey, wait, wait, wait!
Hands up!
Ow!
What the fuck do you mean?
Hands up!
What does he mean?
Hands up!
What are you talking about?
Hands up!
Oh, cool.
Fucking helmet.
This one's for you.
Let's go dude.
Fuck your helmet!
Yo, fuck.
Let's...
Let's get the fuck out of this!
Isn't David's designer happy?
The fuck is this? What is he doing for me?
I got this shit, man.
Wait, wait, let me get down for it.
Yeah, it's weird.
They're gonna drill it, dude.
Yo, we need a saw!
Fucking bitch, bro.
Bro, are you chopping?
What the fuck, bro? You can't do that.
Fuck your helmet.
No, it's your helmet.
That's my helmet.
That was my fucking helmet, wasn't it?
What do we do?
What the fuck do we do now?
Yo, what are you?
You gonna tell time next?
What?
Bro, it's too much.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Put your hands like this.
I'm gonna jump up.
I'm gonna get the ladder.
Put your hands up.
I'm gonna get the ladder.
No, man.
I feel like I should do it.
Hold your hands like this. I'm gonna go get the ladder. I'm talking about how you do that.
Okay fine, I don't understand it here.
Okay, one.
Hey, we're coming over.
How hard is this hurt?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, go.
Yeah!
You fucking dick! I can show you how to fucking get up there!
Hey, hey, hey.
You are...
Are you fucking crazy?
No, I don't really want to do it.
Oh, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Ew!
That's never disappearing.
Help me, please, God.
Yo, okay, we get it, we get it.
Help!
What the fuck do we do?
Help!
Please!
Betsy!
Did they get us, mate?
The fuck!
The fuck are you doing here?
Fuck!
Fucking flying water bottle, bro.
Yo, can we get out?
He's in, Jason.
Who's that shit up there?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm just having fun, Jordan.
There's nothing to be surprised.
Right, well, what's the plan?
That's a rope.
This is your fucking idea.
My idea, I always like to try my something.
Yo, Betsy, it's your bills, bro.
Come out at the door.
Yo, can you edit the floor?
Betsy, it's not our bills, bro.
I can't, I can't edit this.
What the fuck is, the fuck is raining?
Oh my God, no, it's raining!
I'm gonna go up.
Yeah, what are you doing?
Please do it.
No way.
Yo, can you get us out?
Okay, you can hold your hands like that.
I'm gonna go up.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Okay.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm ready.
One.
One.
What?
Oh, let me try now.
Nope.
It's here.
Oh, bro.
No.
What the fuck?
Who are you supposed to do?
Oh, let me try now.
No!
Come on, it's me.
Ow, bro.
What the fuck?
Who are you supposed to do?
Oh, the gap closed.
Guys, I got you guys with lunch.
You guys got to fight over, though.
There's only enough for one person.
One.
What the fuck are you saying?
This means you're gonna fuck up.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
You bruised me!
No, I'm not gonna get out of here, bro.
I need a saw!
Fuck this shit.
Here they come.
Fuckin' Jackie Chan?
They don't call you guys. You've got two bright-haired gloves on.
Hey! Fuck you ass-o-medity!
No way, there's no way there.
Ah, fuck, I did.
Eww, you fucking rabbit dog!
Mr. Ruffin, here.
I'm gonna use them as fucking...
Neither of us are getting out, bro. Neither.
Mr. Ruffin, give me you out right now.
Yeah, don't assault him! Good idea!
Throw it high!
Okay, you gotta get out of here.
You're gonna run full speed.
I don't fucking do that.
I don't want that body on her, bro.
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Fuckin' idiots.
This is a war.
Oh my...
Can't hear a reason, bro.
He's stuck in a box.
Fuckin' snack.
Fuckin' bitch!
I'll fucking kill you!
You're a fucking boss.
You're a boss.
You literally can't get me.
Shit!
I'll kill you!
You wanna be here?
No, God, nobody's gonna be here.
It isn't what it really is.
I'm just gonna be right here.
Let me see his girl.
No, please don't.
No, that's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, hey, what I did today.
Ew, ew, you fucking...
I'm kinda thirsty.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
What the fuck is wrong with that beard?
Yeah, I got to do it.
What the fuck is wrong with that beard?
Yeah.
Yo, can we get out?
Smell like fucking piss.
Alright.
There's gonna be slugs all over that beard now.
No matter where it over eats.
I don't know where it over eats.
Huh?
Yo, cool face.
What's your fucking mouth, man?
Yo, can we get a saw?
Help!
I got you.
Here.
That's the last one.
Here. What the fuck are we...
Fuck it, throw it inside.
Take his eye out.
I'm not a fucking carpenter.
What's good for that?
It's a knife.
Stop working. I'm gonna fucking kill you.
You know what? I've had it up to fucking here.
Please, fuck it. Please don't do that.
I'm fucking sure of you. All this fucking...
Thank God I'm sick of that shit.
I feel considered a shit.
Yo, please, fuck it.
Do a little dance for me.
Yeah, you're my toy now. Do a little dance.
I said, do a little fucking dance.
Good job!
Give me a little dance! Give me a little dance!
Hey!
Not good enough, I want more energy!
Yo, get me the fuck outta here!
Do you want me to take a picture of you?
You know what we do with these, we don't stab, we shove it.
Yo stop, put that in real stabbing, I don't want to stab you, if you'd spare me, I'll
Oh my God!
Yo, can you get us out?
What do you mean you're working on it bro?
Working on it.
What are you talking about?
Working on it.
Ordering food.
They're saying code in 20.
Don't spit on the wood if you don't.
Bro.
Why are you ordering food?
How the fuck are you supposed to get your food?
We live at, I mean the house is 371 too.
Please stop talking to me.
Fucking mid-order and the fuck's up with you.
Please don't put the camera up here.
I really gotta pee real quick.
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you fucking fucking crazy?
You fucking fool.
I don't talk to the clerks or fucks when we hit them.
Dude, move the fuck out of here!
Hey! Watch your head!
Oh, shit, that might go through.
Oh, no, it's not gonna do.
It's not gonna do.
Oh, you might kill somebody.
Get me out of here and piss it on our faces.
I almost got rinsed in there.
Oh my god. Can you see it? Can you see it?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.
I'm going to push through this wall.
Hey! You gotta fucking run from here before I run through this wall!
I guess. I don't want to do this no more.
The joke's done.
Stop, please.
You guys, you're not a resident.
Get some of your balls off of there, all.
Give me the fuck out of here!
What are you all doing?
Oh, bro.
I'm hurt. I'm injured.
And they don't want to think that I'm still holding on to something you should go and love yourself
And if you don't want to think that I'm thinking of you
I won't give you the world, baby girl
You just gotta be working for me
Yeah, I don't know. We're gonna make a hole, okay?
Huh?
Everyone's gonna say their dick through it.
Yo, you unplugged the drill in here?
Unplugged the drill.
Unplugged the drill?
No, I'm not sure.
I'm not- I'm not- I'm not-
How about no fuck yourself, dude?
No, that's our way out.
I'm not sure.
Wait, wait, wait, WAIT!
Fuck.
What the fuck are you eating, man?
Oh no, bro, no virus.
Shit, what are you doing?
I gotta stand on my fucking toes and tell you what, no man looks like.
What the fuck, we got no tools.
I know, we're gonna get you out right now.
We're gonna get you out right now.
we got no tool we're gonna get you out right now
this is gonna be the drill
cage you sure you fucking take that and wrap it around
I should have killed myself right now
we got nothing bro yeah we're getting rope right now
what's that yeah nice if I could kill myself
we still gotta do the roof bro why not
well first we gotta get the door
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, get me out!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is that?
Are y'all making gloria rolls?
Who need heads up?
I hate one.
One.
He's gonna put it.
Get your fucking teeth off of me!
Get your fucking teeth off of me!
Get your fucking face!
Why are you taking a glory hole?
Shut your face!
There is no way!
The last fucking glory hole, bro.
Oh, you got me fucked.
Oh, no, no.
You got me bitched.
Yo!
Can we get out?
Yo, bro.
Fuck you!
Yo, that was a bitch!
That was a bitch!
Yo!
Yo!
I know what you're going to say about me.
Yeah, it's a good day.
Hee hee hee.
I see you.
Just take a look.
Can I see you?
Oh, fuck.
Here, here.
Yo, can we get out?
We still gotta go to the room.
We gotta go to the porches.
To the fucking gas station.
You know that, baby?
Ooh.
We're a person that'll get the fuck out of here!
No! No!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
All falls down
I'm telling you all
All falls down
Yeah
That's all right
Yeah
Why does Jason's camera look like an iPhone 5c?
I don't know
Dude, I don't know
That's what they're saying
Not over here bro
Not over here bro
Rrrrrr.
Jesus.
What's up?
What's up?
I'm sorry, I could maybe like sing.
It's on.
I guess I'm not too fast.
What you thinking?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Every time the joke gets undressed, I assume...
Oh, God, get me out of here.
Please, I'm not a bus driver in this fucking thing.
I'm dead out of here.
Rrrrrr.
You're going to get in trouble.
What's up?
I'm just a bus driver.
I'm just a bus driver.
I'm just a bus driver.
I'm just a bus driver.
I'm just a bus driver.
I'm just a bus driver.
Oh, shit. I think I got him.
Hey.
Something's moving over here, man.
Yo, these nails are fucking dangerous.
Ah!
Fight me.
That's it, bro.
I'm not...
It's better to get another one than that.
I'm gonna eat you.
I'm gonna fucking, I'm ready for that.
Let's go. What?
Back up.
Back up.
Back up bro! I said back up!
Alright bro, chill!
You turn it off.
Hello?
Yo can you actually let us out we gotta do the road.
Just get in the hose ready.
I'm getting the finger tech.
Yo bro, can you let us out?
What do you mean?
What the fuck, bro?
At least get my phone.
No phone, it's a bit of a crack.
What the fuck?
I'm not a playboy.
What do you mean?
I'm not a playboy.
We in here yo.
Yo, get ass you girls! Ow!
Alright, ready?
Here you go.
Ready?
Here you go.
I can't.
Oh my God.
My fucking phone.
My phone.
Ow!
Oh my God.
Oh, that's your phone.
That's your phone.
Alright, where's the rope?
I'm not supposed to walk for you, I'll look it up.
I'm coming down.
Ahh!
Self-fucking scams!
They're gonna grab us, they're gonna fucking grab us.
We'll let them folks have a rope disease.
It's a rope, you're ready.
It's a rope disease.
They're actually helping us.
Oh, shit.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm gonna grab you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
So...
Wait a minute, hold on.
Oh, no, no.
I gotta check.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Holy f**k...
F**k!
Bones down, Bones down.
Bones down, bro!
Yeeeeeeeah!
Fallen down!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
What the fuck?
We're gonna drown.
Hold on, hold on.
We're gonna drown!
We're gonna drown!
Hold on, I got the tattoo.
Guys, I'll get to a quarter of the water.
You can't cut it?
You're gonna go right?
I should have thought about that.
What are you doing?
Just hold it out.
Hold it.
Stop!
He's tight, right?
There's no way that works, bro.
You're close. You're close.
You see it's not cuttable anymore.
They're taking it.
We're gonna drown. We're gonna drown.
We're gonna drown, bro.
Yo.
I'm cutting it.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Down, bro.
Oh, we're done.
Oh, the heaviness, bro.
Fucking heaviness.
A nice glory, man.
I'm gonna kill him.
Yo! Ah! You fucker!
Oh look at my peanuts.
You push it in harder, I don't know.
Oh, give me a hug.
I'm gonna climb out of here.
Oh yeah.
Fuck John.
It's too fucking cool.
You're too in your ass to help.
You're getting cold.
It's fucking too slippery. It's too slippery.
It's way too slippery.
I got you ready?
Yo bro, we gotta go faster. We gotta beat the time.
One, two, three, four, five.
Sleep, bro!
One, two, three, jump!
Stop!
You can't get out of here!
Ah!
I can't get out of here.
I can't get out of here.
Come on, bro.
Yo, what are you all doing?
How nice.
Do you have to point the hose away so I can move the water?
Fuck you!
I don't know.
God, I'm dead ass serious.
We need the saw.
I'm being a fuck.
Bro, the saw's not working as well, are you?
What the fuck is...
I'm just going up the water. I'm just can't breathe.
We have to replicate us!
It's not peaceful.
Thank you.
Is that drinkable?
All right, here.
Open your mouth.
Put it right here.
Right here.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one.
Throw!
Three, two.
That's why you're a safety officer.
That was our task. Someone had to taste the water.
We're good, J.W.A., good to see you.
Yo, our house is actually ruined. What was the point of doing this?
The house is ruined.
Yo, we gotta finish this!
I think I'm gonna run it.
Put your safety goggles on.
We're talking it?
I mean, bro.
Yo!
This is your final warning!
I'm gonna fucking take down this wall if you don't open it
Yeah, she's testing your knuckle. Yo, I'm gonna count down
We need to do the roof dude our freaking segment
that's the key to put them on like a three-person job
it's actually the hardest part it's just a gas station or what
fuck I'm not done bro come on put this on real quick it's two fucking things
it's like six to five okay let's cover door
I don't get it, there's a door right there.
Wrong.
We can get a door real quick.
We gotta finish this video, bro.
We gotta finish my fucking gift.
What is this, unlimited?
Genuinely, bro, this shit is unlimited.
He has a two-people job, I think.
Fucking long-ass hose, bro.
Goddamn!
Long-ass hose.
Alright, come on, let's finish this.
You gotta get the marker, you gotta throw all the door off.
I'm gonna help me lift it.
You know what I'm saying?
Well you have to fucking nail it back in.
No, cut it and then nail it in.
Like what do you want the door to be?
Just a fucking door.
Put it up.
Stand there wrong.
But it needs to be like
Stand there.
It'll be like a custom tailor to you.
I need a little shoulder.
Put the doors on the left side.
You have minecraft and put two doors down noise. I was a to do like that. Why is it like a door for the hobbit?
Yeah, why is it rounded like that fucking size yeah, it's rounded though looks like a fucking hobbit hole
Well, can you nail the door back in wait, don't you we put this on the table all right bones apple to tea
Skip that's it carved
They put a glove on her safety goggles or maybe something
Yo, yo, I'm not fucking crying, man.
Yo, what are you swinging that shit, bro?
Can you fucking help?
Are you fucking for real?
Bro, you have to put this right here.
No, we need to put it on a table.
No, the other way, dumbass.
I'm laying on a truck.
Help me!
Yo!
Get off! Help me!
3, 2, 1
You really need that help
Right?
Lay it down
Lay it down
Watch your nose, nose
Put it in the middle
I don't know if this thing works out.
Yeah, it works out.
I know she goes through.
I know.
You gotta be careful.
I didn't get it.
I did, but...
I got it.
I got it.
Is that our door for now, Kat?
Let's have a final look.
This could be part one.
This could just be part one.
Okay, okay, okay. Think about where we were what three four hours ago
Yeah, what kind of door did you get for Bob first house in Vietnam nothing to be happy with what we got be happy with what we got
Just stand and smile bro. God fucking
You guys actually look cute bro good shit
This is actually like it's the weenie Blastik. Well, here's the weenie Blastik
We're the fuck did you serve in 2015 you're good, bro
Oh yeah, it's cuz you killed it. Oh, well, why'd you fuck it up? Why'd you fuck it up?
Jason, you can just say you're struggling.
What the fuck is sitting over there on the left in the white shirt oh my god, what is
that?
Oh my god.
oh my god
all of this fucking work man
hey
fuck you I'm quitting
you're gonna quit?
I wouldn't take that
I wouldn't
I wouldn't
will tables ladder chairs match?
Who the fuck is this?
Did he give you the work that you were saying?
Yeah, I gave him.
What are you doing, man?
No, please, fucking stick.
Well, that's fucking good, right?
Well, fuck it.
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Is that Bergen's voice?
Oh god!
Bergen would be walking outside.
It must be a fucking energetic dog with these ones around.
That now shits everywhere.
The type of dog that just lays on his back whenever you give it a tense in.
I'm so excited to see everyone.
And Coco's not that dog.
No, Coco's the devil, bro.
You know as it dies, personality is changed.
You know, fucking dog whisperer over there, huh?
I mean, he's got to know a lot about them.
I mean, Jack, what do you think though about the house so far, yeah?
I bet genuinely came together nicely. I think we just like
Work on the next thing. Oh skinny goals skinny goals. Can you make it through there skinny goals?
Okay
Oh
Hard to get
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Good.
I like that.
I saw your face.
The fact that it's water,
it makes it very hard to do.
It's just like,
you always want to do whatever you've got on the lock.
Woo!
Man!
Man!
I know I was...
I was just fucking...
Oh, it's just fucking out of the GC.
We're going to have to get like a mechanical wire.
Like electric one, yeah.
And we need this wood to dry.
Why would you guys put water on it?
I put water on it.
God, why the fuck?
What do you mean?
It's Coco's fucking dog.
Coco's a fucking dog.
This is shit, man.
All right, it's crazy.
I haven't seen Coco in a while.
In a while.
I didn't see Coco yesterday.
Tap.
Tap.
Tap.
Tap.
If you saw Coco, we would have saw Coco.
Yeah.
Didn't Darla and Lacey just get back today?
Yeah, well Coco be walking around the house.
Did they go back yesterday?
No, they didn't.
She's Lacey told us she's doing Coco here.
Yeah, because I actually didn't hear Drew come back till the morning.
Coco got a perm.
And she dyed her hair, yeah.
What color?
What color?
Like a brown.
Oh, like golden almost?
Yeah, that's Loki, fire color.
It is kind of fire though.
Loki hard.
Loki.
Loki.
Yeah.
No, no, you guys are talking about Mika.
Oh!
That was her dog.
Oh, that one girl's dog.
Jason knows her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
That dog really be coming around.
I saw it! I don't know.
Alright, let's take this one out real quick.
Why is he not in town?
Can you move the slide real quick?
It's not gonna be...
Binsett!
Oh, shit.
Watch out for Coco's shit.
Watch out for Mika's shit?
Oh, the dog's out of the bag, y'all.
Aw, man.
Wow, should we do a chair segment or not?
Now we're good. I'm sure I'm probably fine right now. We got to move that to a bag. What is it?
My hair. Yeah, whose car is that?
That's not like a new car
They're gonna take out the Porsches
That was gonna happen. It's a truck. That's the whole point of a truck
Maybe it's
What the fuck are we sitting on Twitter?
That doesn't sound like
That's not like a V8
Clean turbo. Yeah, no turbo. Yeah
Shut the hell up, you a, I'm here.
Hey, what the fuck am I hearing, bro?
Med Vic!
Hey, whatever I'm hearing sounds pretty good.
One, two, three, go.
One, two, three.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Nice, that's awesome.
And just, all of the day, fucking work, boys.
You continued?
I continued.
Alright, chat.
W house, yeah
Go put on a fucking clothes
We're gonna take the courses up, bro
Oh, no, it's not gonna be fire. It's gonna be fucking cool. I got no joke. Hey
Good fucking shit
Hey, whoa, fuck you
Fucking sprinkling water on my fucking mouth
Hey!
Yo, where's the door bro?
Where's the door all blown up now?
Hold on, I'm getting alert.
It's by Amber!
This is body.
What?
Mods?
I said, well, you know, I'm down to meet Splendor and where are you going to where?
Oh, I'm not doing none of that, British, it's a fucking car, I'm still fucking...
Oh, where do you want to go?
Literally the gas station?
Why?
Why? I'm going to go grab the car.
It's looking all in a day's work, yeah?
I'd say so.
Check.
Oh, can you get some fucking dubbies?
So I say...
No, just, you know, be a mod, be a mod.
Look, I need some fucking double use in the chat.
What a great fucking Stoini segment, yeah?
God man, fucking W, bro.
Fuck.
Where are Ultra?
Son, you see the pants?
Don't play with me.
Anybody in the vicinity?
I have a camera!
Oh, did you pick this game?
give you some of that. Yeah. Not bad at all. Fucking Blasic. Actually Blasic. I get the
Porsches in the rain. Hey. I'm driving Porsches in the rain. Blasic. This fucking dog is
this. Is that fucking? He should look like a toy for fucking. Maybe he's a game on
me. Wow. My car looks great.
Just driving blasts in the rain.
Wow, my car looks good.
Man, my car looks good.
Hey, guys. My car looks great, bro.
How are you doing?
Did you not get in trouble?
Of course.
Did your car glitched?
Careful now, that camera, I get the camera in first.
I'm gonna nut gas out of my fucking ass.
Hopefully.
I
Chat over under Jason crashes the Porsche plug in six months
I've got the horses in the rain.
This is fucking double use, yeah?
This isn't double use in the chat.
Hey, where's fucking China guy at, y'all?
There he goes.
Where is he?
Hey, come on!
Nice lift, bro!
Hey, where we atting?
Huh?
Um...
Jesus, aren't you?
What do you want to send me to Atting?
I mean, just a fuckin' follow?
I bet that's not it.
Wait, I don't know what gas station that one...
We took all the photos at.
Uh, I can find...
There's a gas station to the right?
Huh?
I don't know what gas station that one...
I don't know what gas station that one...
There's like gas station that's smaller to the right.
There's a big one.
I don't know it.
They're saying that you're disgusting to look at.
The fuck?
Bitch.
They're actually violently retweeting it.
My channel's been moved this fast all day.
Are you for real?
I'm being honest.
I'm gonna send you a random address, alright?
What?
I'll send you a Chevron as close to the crib.
They said, why is Jason's camera still 10 years ago?
No, I won't.
I'll chase you, man.
Fuck, don't please.
Wait, you didn't say-
I'll follow you, alright?
You didn't say me shit!
I got it.
We got it!
Never mind, we go speed limit.
Guys always go speed limit.
We go speed limit.
Oh, he's shit-hybrid!
That's cute and shit, it's like a hybrid, yeah?
Something like that.
Can we listen to see if he cracks his front lip?
You gotta roll down the line, yeah bro.
Let's get another rule, it's like a on-brain rule.
She kind of looks sexy coming off, you see that?
Maybe you can open the window and just, like, stick it out, yeah?
You can see her there.
You're never too cool to drive the speed limit.
You always got to practice when you're doing it.
See if all those lights actually start right.
Then you go left.
Then you go left.
Then you go left.
Then you go right.
It's not gonna hurt a little bit, but come on.
It's not gonna force us in the rain.
Oh, it's gonna be beautiful out.
It is.
Bro, can you imagine if we had like a way louder car and the fucking top was off?
Damn, what the fuck car goes there?
That'd be cool though.
One day outside like a fucking understable.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
See, he's gonna try to be fast off the back.
Rule number one, Chey, you always warm up your tires,
always, and you make sure that the engine's not cold.
Right now, I have a communication that my engine is cold.
So, with that being said, I'm not gonna push it.
I'm gonna wait.
Now, for me, I can control my tires
when they're a little cold.
I'm pretty good at controlling them.
Him? He'll probably die.
I got killed in my fucking tires.
He's already acting, so that's how he's gonna die.
I just saw him get brought out of the car in a police car wheel.
He's gonna fight it off.
Alright, now my cross.
See, now I put in sport mode.
Look at the Scott bro, look at the Judy's.
No, not that guy.
I love the servo, nice to look wild.
You can see me here, it's a little light.
I can see the flash on.
And it's that noise control, but it's not really put in the right order.
And an indication that we're going to never see it before.
And it says brake booster failure.
I don't really know what that means.
I think it's because I've been pushing the car more than a month.
So we're going to have to test my brakes.
We're still on.
But I'm going to restart the car.
Hey, sometimes stuff happens, bro.
It's like imagine getting a car straight out of like a car.
You don't say like the van.
It's like that, like the battery's already
been on the car.
That's probably sounds like the dumbest shit, over.
Drop the car away for a second.
I'm not worried.
The mouth's gone.
And it's gone.
It's gone.
We're about five minutes away from the spot.
We're at the spot.
Maybe we get some food?
Have any?
I don't know about you.
Have not any?
We'll probably get after.
Have any?
I wonder what year it is.
It's loud.
Like, this car is yours to say like, why?
Because I can't hear it.
Like, I hear it, but like, it's way different when you're outside.
Like...
Way different.
The other car goes down next time alive and it's stock right now.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, I got like some shit, but I like this shit. It just sounds so nice. I'm not a king. It's like
we're like the other end of the fight. It sounds like it's whistling rather than whistling.
Oh, here's a hole.
There's a fucking 2-dial under here.
It's not mistaken.
Oh, it's a long tunnel.
I'll tell you my shit with light.
Tomorrow I'll chat with her for the core video that quarter draws.
I recorded like, 50 different things, like 5 poles and a tunnel run, etc.
And it never made the video then.
I guess the header of time didn't get it.
A little check wrong?
No check wrong.
Little check wrong.
Spoing!
Yeah, well, I was told me to make a horse crew chat.
I told him to text me just directly, just be in him.
I'm so hungry no I'll buy you what you in I need a fucking bar or some fire like
Hello, energy bar?
What's in the bar?
Bro, I'm in fucking...
Just water, you need water.
What do you sound like?
That's 16 point.
Bro, I need to fucking meet my mom.
I need a snake.
Need water.
Fuck, bro, it's Friday night,
I'm trying to get fucking snake.
We're driving horses in the what?
Bro, we're driving horses in the what?
Ugh.
Chad, how was the house, by the way?
Is it good?
I thought it was pretty good though.
That was pretty fun.
What is this fucking thing on?
What?
It's a razor's car.
I don't know why it's raining.
It's just a fucking theater fuck up with the rain.
I
Don't know what you're doing
Huh it's a fucking gas station at fucking seven o'clock everyone's coming in here after work. We're fucking flexing our portions
Please park
I'll fall is everyone to go
Dude, just kidding, fucking come on over here.
Where do you wanna go?
What?
The what?
That's an old one.
Yeah, we can.
We can.
Of course, he's fucking ass.
He always wing his motor.
Come here.
Make sure you're in track mode though when you get to go on, because I might move you go up a little bit.
Nope, Gail.
Can I have a second, Gail?
I'll get you a good get now.
I don't know what's close that way.
Damn, I'm done.
What are you doing?
Are you ready to hit your shield?
I need a saw root.
It's not flat.
Raise it. Do it. Raise it.
Do you want to raise?
I don't.
What about it?
What about it?
I don't.
How long?
How should I continue?
I just don't know.
Yeah, they should have gave you the raise though.
Look at us bro.
I mean look at that.
Wow man.
That is pretty crazy.
Perfect piece of shit.
I did find like a piece of shit.
I'm gonna light it.
That is pretty crazy, remember this shit, I did buy my pieces of it.
I'm gonna lay it, log her out tonight,
at 7pm and find out what that thing is.
Come on!
I'm gonna check what it does.
If I get me a fucking stump.
Do you like your shit?
I like it.
like that.
Hey, hey, hey, hurry!
Little, oh, little soldiers for me though.
Hey, go get the slushie jacket.
I'll get a little slushie action.
Wait, there's a zero sugar one?
Oh, it's the same shi- Oh wait, it is zero sugar.
Oh, we don't do sugar.
I'm not gonna get a sip of juice, yeah?
Trying to get one sip of juice, please?
Thank you.
Something it says in the channel.
Five cents.
All right, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, someone ordered before me, got it.
Thank you so much. Thank you too. No, thank you.
Yo, bro, you know what's gonna happen, right? Oh, I'm already seeing it. Oh, my God. I don't
think like, oh, okay. Cause on stream, L.A. Oh, we're gonna see that. I'm already
seeing it, bro. It is a bad idea, dude. I don't get it.
I mean first maybe we just do water. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, that's right. Yeah
We won't show we won't show
No, just check it. We won't show. Just go jump jump jump. Hey, hey, hey
Just check it, bro real quick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you get all what we were going for
Literally just thrown out in the trash or the same drink if I don't think you're wasting
Right like I'm close to mid-slush
That's fucking killer
You're such a f***ing idiot.
I- I was gonna drink these angles.
Oh yeah, it's so juicy.
Bro, I used to be fat.
This is the shit I'll get this one right here.
It's good stuff.
Nice juice, bro.
Thank you, brother.
Got some shield on.
Bro, just get some f***ing soda then.
Nope. Listen, at the end of the day, no one should be drinking soda anyway.
Say if anything, we're saving a life.
I'm fine, though.
He's right.
I don't know.
Wow!
You see this?
That's like Jason the lead walks in but then more than try behind it. Yeah, I'm not bad
You got all those cars are nice
Magic you're fucking super. It's show right here. There's a world. We're just fucking like what's up?
It's all good
Like, like, Instagram adults?
How you doing, son?
Hey, man.
Hey, it's Drew.
Huh?
It's Drew.
Yeah.
It's another pair.
And, um, I'm sorry.
Uh, I just came from the ICU.
Okay.
And my wife's nephew was dead in motorcycle accident.
And I, like, really just spent 10 hours in the ICU
to see these cars here.
So I just wanted to come over and see if they'd be safe.
I appreciate that, bro.
Yeah, because I know it's like...
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Nah, I didn't, like, shit happen to me.
I'm looking for someone to come over and say hi.
Just be careful.
Be safe, man. Thank you for that.
Sorry about that. Damn.
That's us.
I'm very sad. Definitely thought he was holding Jim's pocket dust.
Like, I was ready for him to poke you. I would've...
I'm not gonna.
I would've killed him.
Yeah, that's sad, bro. First of all, peace.
What a good guy to have.
Yeah.
Spreading a nice spreading a positive message at a rough time for a bro
Yeah
Both wrong. This is white stuff you
Hey, why would you this is a job for you, bro
They do like this shit, and they're like
I'm not kidding, they're really good at it
It's like some rotating shit
I would never...
It's y'all's cars
You guys know the best angles
But we just gotta record like you guys
All bros
We could be like
Rug and Browadis
We do
I don't want to twist
I bet
You guys can film the video.
Hey, you guys can just do yourself here.
I'm holding something bro. I'm double employed right now.
Come on.
I'll tell you.
Look, look, look.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go like 100 walkouts.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Let's do this right there.
Stop it.
Let's do that.
Let's go to the car.
Yeah, let's go.
I know this is like a sloth.
And then you can see the cars,
and then you come over and you go.
Oh, yeah.
You're like, you're like, what's wrong with you?
And you're like, that's not a car, bro.
You get one try at this roundabout.
It's on you bro.
And then they can all comment on it and be like, oh, I was watching through stream.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, hey!
This is our starting point.
We're going to walk out and go right here.
I haven't even walked out.
So you're going to walk up and stop.
As soon as you walk, you start it, and then we're going to this, isn't it?
Are you guys going to make a face?
They're saying pull up to four or two spots, but I think it's fun.
I think yes, you're right straight
Well, what if you guys like more people come I don't know yeah, it's be quick I guess
Look bro, it's pest control for your shit.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
I thought it was gonna be a shit on the section.
Let's go.
Alright, so, once you start walking,
I'll be like, you're like,
we'll just be like this, we got one take.
Alright, so let's practice, ready?
Alright, let's do it, but don't drop it, ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh, I didn't know I was gonna do it.
Alright, three, two.
I
Was either saying if you back up a little bit you want
No, wait early!
When it says, I'm caught up!
Oh, I can't stop it! I'm going to win!
Not fast!
You want to put the beat-the-drop on the final freeze,
and that's behind that.
We're going to make the face, then I'm going to get it.
All right, all right.
3, 2, 1.
Too fast!
Too fast!
It's close to an end on the beat-drop!
Okay, okay.
Lock in. I need you to lock in for me.
Ready? Go.
Can I save?
Can I save by just a little slower?
Okay, okay, okay.
Don't be like this.
Oh, on the beach.
Yeah.
And on the beach off.
Yeah.
Like that way.
All right, one shot.
All right, ready?
Action.
Hey, no, no, no, no.
Do the timer.
Do the timer.
Do the three-second timer.
We'll walk.
We'll know when it starts.
Three, two, one, go.
That was perfect.
Was that good?
That was perfect.
He kinda was a little slow.
It's okay, it's just water, y'all.
That was water.
Fuck, out of water.
Did you guys accidentally drop your drinks?
I dropped my water, bro.
I'm sorry.
What's up, sir?
Sorry.
Just, uh...
Yeah
Slip juice
How do these kids be doing it brother be like
I know
But it's like
So far I think it's a wide shot first yeah
Shut the fuck up
It'll come together though
Watch out for the side.
A little ass shopping?
Actually, maybe a single shot, yeah?
How about doing a single shot?
Keep the top here.
Each one.
Right here, yeah.
You know where to work with, Si?
Oh, yeah. Get the bag.
Oh, yeah.
Oh
Please oh good. I could be asked it could be asked. It could be asked. I've never done this before
Oh, we got cut that earlier
How do you do it so
Let's see how they be doing this shit like you see how fast I'm paying like you know that my son's do it slower
They should do a quick reference. I know what it is, but how do they be doing it?
You like I look you don't know I don't I look how slowly do it like
Fast cuts let's moving fast cuts let's moving got it fast. I'm gonna redo it all. I'm gonna go back to work here
I got it. I got it. No, I got it. I got it. I'll just restart everything. I just progress on I got it
I got it right. Yeah, let me just go back one
Hard or hardly working?
Good job.
It is?
It's okay.
These are constructed.
Alright, I gotta get the wide shot.
First shot's a wide shot.
Back up!
Chop shit!
Come on!
Nah, I've got to look at this.
I think you can make the other one.
That's this lighting peak.
That's cool.
Why not move it?
How long do I do it for?
Like two seconds?
Two or three?
Like that?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
I already see you come together.
You see you come together, now, man.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, bro.
Nice.
Oh, get the back.
Back shot.
Back shot.
Get the back shot.
Oh
Look at the look at the angle look at the camera
It's too long. No, you see I can't you get it. Yeah, you don't have to cut it off
good trim you got your mother trim
shots are bad buddy yeah that's gonna be that's way too long
each of them need to be like two seconds maybe like two point five
i'll add more hold on let me add one more maybe
wait how do you know the audio is good i gotta lower the clip though so if i
lower that why does that oh how do i go back i'm just gonna redo the last
We don't look yet though. We're not allowed to look. We look at the final result.
Hey, Chad, hard day at work, yeah? Give me some.
That was a hard day at work. Seriously, like, name anyone who loves to do that.
Like, seriously. You think a lot of people could do what we just did?
Take our fucking cars to the gas station and report.
Right there.
Hey, honestly, we've been here so long, I'm ready to get slimed out. Someone's probably on the way.
We've been here for like 12 minutes.
Hey, mind if I like one viewer? Come here. Come poke holes in our fucking car.
Oh, you can't show up. Hold on.
I mean, I'm not gonna be able to get better than that. I don't know how to do stuff.
I feel like I'm perfect. I feel like I'm perfect, man.
I don't know how kids can be doing it. Maybe talented.
That ass.
You can't do the side copy capture. You can't do the capture.
P.O.V. what? Make sure you hit the hashtag Z girl S.
Hashtag turbo S. Hashtag course. Hashtag for you page. Hashtag stable
Ronaldo. Hashtag Jason Maline. Hashtag core.
Let me throw a hashtag more later.
P.O.V. you and your day one make it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh, what are you doing?
You're doing it.
You're doing it.
A, Y, A.
Oh, fuck, I'm like the storm's coming in, bro.
I got a lot of this.
Stay here.
Do it.
I don't figure it out, bro.
Hey, but we should light a cigarette right here.
I'm on the line.
What's it gonna do?
What's a fucking gangsta?
And...
Whistling
Yeah, bro, you should really do it fast
You know I'm saying hey shut up
You see what's in the hand, right?
Slurp juice. You see what's on the back of carbon, right? You see it over here carbon
It's over here, carbon.
Yo, surely underneath it's a carbon, right?
Come over here.
You wanna check this out, please?
This is carbon, right?
Right?
Yeah, what's over here then?
Come on, come pick this up, yeah?
All right, let's go.
The wheels, barrel, carbon.
It's over here, carbon.
What's over here, carbon.
What's over here, carbon.
What's on the top, carbon.
Wait, the fins though.
They're probably not carbon, probably rubber, right?
Off the shirt, carbon, right?
That's carbon.
What's over here, maybe some more carbon.
But what's over here, maybe some more carbon.
Whoa, that's factory carbon?
No, this is accessories, carbon.
What's on the front, then carbon.
on the bump. Hey, carbon, fuck with me. Hey, make sure y'all comment on the TikTok,
uh, here from Street, bro. Yeah, the dollar, maybe hit a repost, maybe hit a repost. You
know what I'm saying? It's, uh, TikTok is, uh, low-key. Carbon, bro. Fuck is your carbon,
uh, you got no carbon? Are you fucking carbonate, bro? Yeah, actually, uh, the exhaust
in the headers
I don't need to put a kid on this. I did have to use it. I thought you put an exhaust on it first. That's the first thing you do
Wait switch course
I'm really not
I'm really not down. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not
Not right now. No, not here. Maybe someone more flat. Well, yeah
I don't even fuck Elron.
It's not about trusting his driving, I'm not even kidding, I literally just replaced my
lip and I really don't want to be in it to fuck up again, because the person who I got
my lip from is no longer with us, so I don't want to get fucked up.
Oh fuck.
Oh no, he's right from Garrett's music.
You start left and go right!
Oh no, he's starting.
go right oh my god oh my oh my god
he's got a rubber though a plastic
we go the other end I got car bend you go full right hit the one tire hit your
second tire it's floating we're a little draw and you should be right
I didn't know it was that loud, to be honest with you.
You can't do that in 30 minutes.
I'm not gonna be kidding. Chatting.
It's like louder because it's in the fucking cold, right?
Like it's kind of cold outside.
Once it gets colder, it's louder, right?
But it's just actually there.
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Put your bike on
Put your bike on
Just a mile from here.
Alright, only 5 minutes left.
Do you need some skim, brother?
Do you need some skim there?
Maybe they did everything you don't say this for you live building the house was fun
I'm chatting with all the good guys there
Hope I could be your Friday entertainment
Sure
I hope so
It's fucking okay for me
Oh fuck McDonald's bro, one of the like you know like sometimes you just want to like shut out
Yeah, like I'm dead ass here
I was like, you know how good a fried chicken tastes right now?
We just got like McDonald's, like 20 nuggets, spicy sauce, large fries.
And we two cheeseburger meals.
That's what I'm saying, we don't even care.
We just wouldn't even think twice.
We would just fucking eat it and get on the game.
I know.
Why bro, I feel like I'm trying to relive.
But man, if you like wake up the next morning
and you look even like the slightest of chopped,
you're just gonna blame it on that.
That's all I'm saying.
I
I'm going to kill this boat bro, fucking hell please.
Get ready to go.
Yep.
I'm going to kill this boat bro, fucking hell.
Want to kill a spot bro? Fuck it.
Please.
Get ready to help.
Yeah.
Watch your step.
Put your gas in exhaust and be like,
Just get shit.
Thanks.
And uh, well, uh, yeah.
Hey, POV chat, you made it to Friday, and to the one guy in chat right now, who's
Crascidating doing his homework until Sunday while you're watching the stream and doesn't do all this work until the last hour of Sunday and then he decides, okay, midway through I'm not gonna do it, I'm just gonna go to class and just copy someone's homework and then you get to school and you can copy someone's homework so you just tell them that you didn't do it. Shout out to Europe.
DecemberToFyre-Flock chin up against me
DecemberToFyre-Flock chin up against me
DecemberToFyre-Flock chin up against me
DecemberToFyre-Flock chin up against me
DecemberToFyre-Flock chin up against me
His hair was dry
My phone was falling Jay
Someone who bought it
Stocking Someoneapan
He's been solid Bro
I love all the options
We got Jersey, we got Trapp, Slow and Reaver, we got Sped-O, we got Bill Sped-O.
Hey!
If you come in here you can't show the garage though!
I'm just gonna park!
Not that we have anything, it's just, you know, it's a respect.
I probably don't, but it's not, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Turn on that flash right here.
Make sure you see it.
Make sure it's safe.
Make sure you see it.
Make sure you know.
Reflections, they'll show your car.
I'll show your car to the camera.
Yeah.
I was going to pull it down just in case.
Yeah, probably not.
Alright, can I have my phone?
Yeah.
No, it's your pick.
Nice.
I'm taking my balls a little bit.
Hey buddy, you pick up my balls a little bit.
Yeah, I'm going to swing it, you know.
So I'm going to get my, the word just in case.
Say that make sure you don't swim the camp by like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just me and you're not even here.
Oh my...
You're a fucking SVJ.
Huh?
You're saying I bought a SVJ?
Why the f-
If I bought a fucking SVJ, do you think I'd keep it in this fucking house?
Or if I put it in a fucking store or something?
And just fucking keep it stored away until I fucking...
My road trip, huh?
That's what I would do if I bought this VJ.
I saw this.
I saw this.
There's dead ass walking around in here bro.
There's so much.
No way.
No way.
There's dead ass.
Who's the one we got back from?
Watch out.
Wait, there's one right here.
I don't know if it's a log though.
And it's rocks.
Okay.
Look, she got an issue with her boyfriend.
Come on, bro, that's very not good.
Jason, is this yours?
No, for real?
Yo, can you do us a favor for a segment?
Can you get that rat off the fucking face?
Like, I'm dead serious.
Just take it out right now.
Bro, just get rid of it.
No, I'm not getting rid of it, bro.
Okay, okay, can I just, can I just
go look in the air?
Do it.
Yo, I feel like you should serve one day.
Maybe 2015 is real.
Why is that a random 20-30?
Oh, sorry.
No, no, no, no.
Come on, here, see if it's real.
Knock, knock, knock.
It's looking.
Knock, knock, knock.
So...
It's retired. It's retired.
I'm retired.
I'm retired.
I lost it. I lost it.
I lost it.
I lost it.
L.I.P.D.
L.I.P.D.
What in the fucking door?
What the fuck are you doing?
Man, it took too long to get in.
You're bonnet doesn't even fit you
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No.
Fuck this, fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Yeah, uh, fuck it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
I'm always gonna beat the shit out of him just in case.
He usually does.
Oh, what is he got?
I saw you and it's yours?
Fuck you!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
bro.
I already know who's ass about to be waiting here.
I don't know if he's looking at this right now.
He's trying to ignore it.
What?
What?
Muds?
Oh.
What?
The Wolfberger segment?
He locked himself in the fucking closet!
Are you a fucking idiot?
I'm a fucking TLS.
Are you a fucking idiot?
Damn, we were on IRL for six hours.
That boy hasn't saw the light.
Are you fucking stupid?
How do you shift the door in yourself?
Come here.
Are you fucking stupid?
Hey.
Right.
Yeah.
Relax.
I got food.
I got pizza.
Well, I said go ahead, walk through and you go.
All right, you're about to...
Yep, let me get this fucking guy.
Now watch him cry a little, since it's blurry.
Move. Move. Move.
Eat.
Fuck, this is shit.
Do you have any mislumini, fucker?
Do you have any mislumini, fucker?
Do you have any mislumini, fucker?
Yo.
Leave an option here.
All right, let me know
I don't know how dead the game is right now. We got on fortnight
But I gotta practice on controller. Okay. I'll get on her shadow, please
But the thing is is the game is dead like we even get on
Yeah, it's format, but I'm saying like actually we're gonna be able to learn games. Yeah
You have 30,000 people watching
Look at the chat. This is that piece.
Yeah, I tell you guys what I'm doing. I'm ending.
Hi y'all. I'm done. I'm done. I'm serious.
Not you don't want to spam RP. I hold this M stream stream.
Fuck out her. Hold this shit for me.
She says she leaving. Oh boy, friend.
Holy shit, my brother's just walking with me.
You guys, oh, we want longer streams.
Okay, so let me do what I want to do.
Why are they saying Lacy?
What's this on?
We did put some.
Nice.
What do you call this?
We got a DM from a random chick.
First of all, Darla, check this shit out.
Why is Lacey clicking on girls who send DMs?
Oh, no.
That's number one.
Oh, no.
Lacey's clicking on DMs of girls for some reason.
So Darla, I keep an eye out for her
and then posting, aren't you that's sure
you haven't ever seen a paid phone?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
I get a lot of DMs, but I don't even click on the girl one, so...
That tells me a lot about Lacey.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Adam S. Boxing, darlin' Lacey.
I'd be there.
I don't know how that'd be there.
I heard them fight, too.
But Lacey was like, oh, it must have been a punch in her heart or shit, bro.
It was like thunder.
It was like fucking thunder.
It was dead ass, like, I'm not serious, yeah.
Switched
My bad, I didn't mean like punch. I mean bra. I wanted to play for tonight, but they're just gonna fucking
More I told you I wanted to fucking practice, but I don't want to play GTA. I want to do yeah, I'll play GTA
I'm sure
Oh little lighting who is kind of a lot
She got the Michelin cook on her
How's everyone doing today, bro, how y'all doing Jason can join if he wants to play
How y'all doing, bro?
How you're fucking doing my mic is low that might be better
But it's fucking hot as shit in my room. Is that better or no?
She got the Michelin grip when I fuck her when I fuck her when I fuck her when I fuck her
She got the Michelin grip when I fuck her
Wait a minute, thank you to 20 months. Thank you so much. Can we get a thank you in the chat?
Outlaw get ready to switch because I'm installing an update for fortnight and I did not plug in my fucking fiber yet
I'll be honest with you. I haven't plugged it in yet. So just get ready just in case just fucking get ready
Yo, should I order food like do I deserve it or no? Do I deserve it?
That's five minutes
Fuck bro, like I haven't eaten all day today
We're like what's like a meal that you guys like genuinely like eat every day like if you order Uber eats
Like what do you get?
Like I'm dead serious like I'm not trolling I haven't eaten today like and I know y'all are gonna be like cap
Cap lol Ron your fat fucking piece of fucking shit blah blah blah bro. I'm dead. I'm dead ass. I haven't eaten oh
So all my Asian dudes in the chat first of all zin chow second of all what the fuck is
Sesame noodle with pork it's buy one get one is it worth it or no?
It says buy one get one hold handmade thin noodles
minced pork sesame. Is that worth it? Or Dan Dan noodle with pork? What the fuck is
a Dan Dan noodle? What does a Dan mean short rib? Wait, this one kind of looks
fucking gas. Huron Huron Huron Huron Huron Huron. How much is this? 75 fucking
dollars or you fucking my ass deal was that
aren't you supposed to be on a diet so let me get this straight beef plus
broccoli equals that diet is that the case is that generally the case no no
genuine generally because I want to know right now is that generally the
case because if that's the fucking case let me know let me know games everything
to percent seventy-five dollars better be cooked by Marlin oh Jesus fucking
Christ my air coming out hold on
burger fuck off that's not crazy to say bro you ever just you got it just you
You know what I'm saying, Chad, ready?
Oh my fucking God, geez.
All right, what's easier to play Fortnite on, bro?
Controller or PS5 controller or Xbox?
I've got both.
I gotta practice, bro.
Are we hopping on for that iron-mouthed skin?
Fuckin' catty!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Hey!
No, no, no!
No!
Hey!
Get that outta your mouth!
Hey!
Come here!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Okay, okay, okay.
Yo!
Okay, if Burger ate a piece of sorrowful and almost
Okay, if burger ate a piece of styrofoam and almost went down his throat would he die?
Bro, I just yanked this out of his fucking mouth.
No.
You know what I don't even give a fuck bro, let him die bro.
That stream would go crazy.
Imagine, my go live notification burger dead, matter of fact I'm gonna start my stream
next Sunday with that.
That's gonna be my go live notification.
I'm just gonna make everyone fucking freak out. Yeah, that's that's that's what's handy
Bro
Not too shabby W what
Wow
It's my car out!
I don't know if the camera can ever hear it.
Oh, what am I hearing?
Who the fuck is this?
fucking Sonny the hedgehogs in I don't care bro we don't care unless there's a stable
Renaudo skin nice to be for everyone
alright let's see how my map's doing anyone playing my map oh nice they took down my
my mouth. That's nice.
Uh, iron mouse.
Uh, skin, a back wing, a fucking another skin, a pickaxe, another back wing, an emote.
It's kinda hard.
another emo oh my god another emo a rat another pickaxe holy shit a banner
who the fuck is this Jason the wean is this bleach what is this
who the fuck is this very the platypus oh my god Hermes the devil or whatever
fucking oh my god Kirby or Pac-Man wait that's kind of hard that's classic
That's actually good. That's actually good.
Pac-Man's gloves. Oh my god. The Pac-Man sneaks?
Wow. Imagine wearing these dog shit ass fucking shoes.
Holy shit.
Batman!
Why is this so detailed?
Oh yeah. I'm not gonna lie.
The fucking Joker?
I'm dead ass serious like this is ass Wow
Buy it you've dead ass want me to buy this
So you did has only to spend $15 on this fucking game. Oh, never mind. They actually strategically
got rid of it. And now I have enough of my bias. Okay, so make this make sense for $18
For $19, you get 1300 V-Bucks, but for $23, you get a thousand 100 lore?
This is basically saying don't buy this one because they know once you're here they could
probably squeeze another $4 out of you.
Yo Jason, you hoppin' on?
I gotta buy this one on.
You're a millionaire.
Okay, so gift me five subs then.
Hop on your map for the one time.
Yo, guns.
You're a fucking shit mod and it's not possible for negative fucking players to be on my map, bro
That's not possible. That's never gonna be possible. That's never been a thing. You can't have negative players on my fucking game
That's what the pic says. Yeah, that's what the pic says because you fucking
3792.423.6783
That's your acne a jack damn, bro. I forgot to put up my three seven one two fucking broad lawn
Address on the fucking edge
Leaks hold on game in a chat. I'm sending an email
Oh god, I gotta wake up my mom.
Hey.
Hello.
Hey, did you get a text by any chance?
I'm live right now, but I'm trying to buy the tongue tongue tongue sewhore skin in the item shop, and I couldn't sign into my thing
And I don't know if this is my actually never mind. I got it. I'm sorry for bothering you
Wait, what's she doing right now?
Got it. Do you want the skin I can gift you it? Oh, you're more of a cappuccino ballerina type of lady
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Yeah.
Everything good?
Yeah?
What did you build tonight?
We couldn't complete your payment.
Hold on, Mom.
Can you stay on the phone real quick?
I'm trying to buy Tung Tung Tung's a whore.
It's dead ass not working.
I'm gonna pay back.
Pay now.
$25.
Do I not have funds?
Taking you to PayPal.
Got it.
We couldn't complete your payment for you.
Oh, go fuck yourself!
You're talking about I can't buy Tung Tung Tung's a whore.
We refuse to connect?
You refuse to connect. I've never seen this before refuse to fucking connect. I
Can't even show the screen they blocked my screen
I'm gonna call my rep that format
Wait, I've got five dollar epic rewards. What is that? Oh
I took five dollars off cuz that's how many people are using my support creator. Nice five dollars worth of people for the last month
nice nice mom it's not nice all right enjoy your night thank you couldn't even
buy it bro nice couldn't even buy it that's gonna Xbox notification what the
was that yo bro are you gonna call alone you fucking dork what's up are you
gonna call alone you dork yo can you buy me can you buy me the tongue-tongue
tongue-so-whore skin I did I can't add my big mouth
I don't want the VOP baby I just want the FETI
I'm trying to practice for the fucking tournament bruh
What game are y'all trying to hop in, bro?
Bro, little Wayne is in the item shop!
Blaze, you're hollering with me, bro. Not accepting Fender Quests.
Let me see, let me add you.
Oh, not accepting Fender Quests. I wouldn't have been able to guess that in a million years.
Oh my god, Jason! Don't worry.
You're in the shop!
I am.
Oh my god! This is so fucking cute!
Okay, Jason, I turn it on again. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
back in my day chat you have to work hard to get this pickaxe now you can buy
Oh, Iron Mass is in the shot bro!
I'm probably not gonna rock that skin.
This shit's like 60% off!
Yeah, chill.
Who the fuck is that in my lobby?
yo only OG skins roll out okay this this this game we're about to sweat
it's the only OG or shit that nobody's got bro if you don't got shit that
nobody's got get the fuck out simple can I get a retreat you got a rock shit
that no one has man matter of fact I'm rocking the trappy patty I gotta plug
it my controller yo what's the best binds for a controller I'm practicing
Wait, wait, what do you think in lace Xbox or PS5 controller? What's better?
I'll use Xbox because I always have but PS5 has less input delay. Oh
Yeah, but
Jason let's go bro
Let me see you turn up. I'm trying to hit Rick. Hi, dance. Hey
What game mode y'all trying to be on what's the best game mode?
Okay, wait, what's the best? What's the best lays? I need the best sensitivity for controller axe. I need everything
Okay, okay
Chat can you give me the best?
It's also like what is like?
Wow
Drive the controller auto run yes or no build immediately yes or no edit whole time. Yes, I'm immediately. Yeah
And it holds on zero. So it can go. Okay slide hold on
Loose it probably whatever you want. Let's go. Maybe like not loose it
Okay, um look sensitivity. Why can't I change this?
Huh?
They don't let me change. It's the more advanced look horizontal. What?
Horizontal yeah
Ready boys, I'm ready. They're saying for it. Hold on. I got to change these one settings
Turning way
I either copy that's what I play I copied someone I forget who I copied them
AdS what about AdS?
What are on road I play 7-7
Or wait linear
For you I play linear. Yeah
Left stick dead zone right stick that's not even zero set up. I think that's that zone eight right stick that's on eight
Could be lower there's a five eight. You could do low. I've sticked your so I might not eat
Tweaks as it's everything tweak zone. What the fuck is a tweak zone leave this turn leave that shirt off
It's dangerous out of that shit. It's kind of not really worth it for you foot controller
It's disabled.
Here we go, there's Kmod chat.
Alright, I'm ready, I think.
I'm just gonna just change it when we get in, fuck it.
They seem to...
Wait.
Wait, what's the most popular game mode?
Probably Reload.
Oh, Reload. He's right, chat.
He's right. Guys, go easy on me.
Wait, wait, wait. Go easy on me.
I don't know. Go easy on me because this is new.
You know, this is my first time. I'm just a baby.
Yeah, we're playing reloading just in case we're just playing though having yo we can't
have fun nowadays.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, now it's just the sweats that were in the game.
That's the problem chat.
This guy's just trying to get kills.
Just trying to like get in the game trying to post your victory royales, etc.
You can put it on rank though.
We're not right.
Oh, if you want.
Don't ring fill it boys
Bro, that sounds like sounds like some sissy shit, bro. Hey, thank you for the tier three sub bro much appreciate loose skins, man
Yo check we get like 10 gifted for paying for my food cheers. Thank you much appreciate it. Thank you
No, no much appreciate it. Thank you. No, no, thank you. Yeah, thank you. No much appreciate it. Thank you
Appreciate it. Thank you
Wait, I have Phil on should I take it off?
Oh, it's up to you. We'll get you to random. Yeah, I'll take it off one more. Sorry
Wait, what I can't take it off. Oh
You might just have to keep on them. Yo chop shit. Can you ready up?
Some up some in my place
Come on, bro. Definitely not me. I
Have a one second
Chat I'm tired bro can someone hug me
Yeah, I need a hug right now. Oh, thank you for the five gift at TC
I guess the new shit, bro, like girl
What you have a girlfriend or no, I just got a new skin
She's got a new skin tomorrow. Oh, okay skin, bro
Oh, I think we should hop on the chair for the sunset
I'm hungry, bro. I'm so hungry. I can eat Jason Talwin
Well, what the fuck why is it so hard to get V bucks in this game?
just let me buy it chill just ready up whatever you're feeling like it so I
have to do you send me bros that'd be Freddy Faust Boney or whatever the
Fuck
No, can you ready up and fucking chop shit, I didn't mean to time you springfield ranked here we go boys
Let me see you turn up. I want to hit the record and
Well, so if you got new grills where we should all put our dicks in it and just troll them
And don't have a break just like rub our balls like all over his grills. And then I don't okay. Good breaks
Oh
Some content shit
My sense feels fast I lower
What's your building edit I don't know
They know bro, it's gonna take me a minute to figure this out, but you gotta protect me. You got a dead ass protect me
Wait, how does it give me? So basically if all of us are alive we can
All of us on our live we can just keep respawning over and over.
Ah, that's nuts.
Here we go!
Yo, I feel like controller plus Lose is a lot, bro.
Like he's already disabled, bro. How did you-
Yo!
That controller's gonna be no joke for you.
I'm surprised you're on that.
I guess you're low.
Oh, oh my god.
Chad, my sense is way too high, yeah?
What the fuck is this game mode?
So there's nothing that has to do with your death
How do I open up my inventory
Good gun
I don't know any of these don't really gotta see the bullshit mother fucker somebody just got down
I gotta lower my fucking insinuity
Hey, are we actually about a how do I lower my my end
So broski
Bro, this shit is ass is fun
Maybe a lot of it. Why are you're six seven?
Nah, well this game is playing different
Partation, it's okay, bro. I haven't changed shit
I'm dead. I'm dead. Let's help help help not even alive brother. Oh
Shit, hold on now chat
Now I got a warm up
Wait, that's not fucking Sheldon
oh my god what is the point of
controller if I can't fucking aim bot
oh god I got a gift I guess that's
what daddy I'm not gonna be dead man
Dick
All that laughing gets you where bro, I don't know how to fucking buy
Why am I playing on the floor you cannot place ladies get back
by now you can't
Please don't I
Well, this is like fucking rulers that just got home saying oh, it's fucking Friday, bro
Let's get on the game. They're probably calling us slurs and shit like bro. Come on lock in
Wait, wait check is the tournament zero built
I'm a lot in boys this next reboot. I'm not dying
Bro fuck no, I'm not gonna hang
That shit on kids
help help help help you fucking fucker
they're just shooting just be careful
everyone I'm good I'm good
Jason don't forget to build them
I can't go simple at it that's cheese
That's fucking 7 in the face
Evolve, let's go. Stop 6-7ing and fucking help, bro
Yo, so for for controller players are you supposed to like are you supposed to like tap like or like when you aim?
Is it supposed to be like?
I don't know how the game is anymore. I hold but sometimes I tap
Oh pissed on loose
No responding no responding soon. No, no be careful boys
I'm having no mass no
nice pill boys thank you nice pill it's looking good guys there's a body on me if you need
there's a oh no no no no no i got him i'm dying let's go control my plan control my plan
respond respond quickly respond respond respond for like a minute you're strong
Oh
Hold on
Stop six sevening and help me you fucker
I'm here.
Oh no.
Oh I'm on my wall Jason.
I'm on your wall, I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm on my wall again, I'm on my wall again.
I'm literally there, I'm literally there.
I'm on my wall again.
Watch out watch out watch out.
He's still up there like he's down.
He's down!
Bro I feel like fucking unknown fucking army right now.
I'm the maths bro I'm high in the sky bro I'm the maths!
Yo ladies how do I change my material?
Um, left on the deep end when your builds are out.
Oh my god bro.
Genuinely, I just rolled around for 30 minutes, 10 minutes.
Oh, bro.
Who's he?
There's no way.
I tell you, is that what a tournament's gonna be?
Because there's genuinely no way.
Hell no. This shit's gonna be, this shit right here,
right here kids in tournament already know how to fucking build well it's gonna
be show you how this is done yo look you stay high I got this look you stay
high I got this
oh yeah who's that you hear that or no that's your fire man
Oh, I'm ready to run that shit back man. I'm not gonna lie controllers fun
We return the lobby or no
Controllers looking kind of fun brothel like yo Jason, bro. You use your mic on or no?
Yeah, can you man? Yeah?
Yeah
Good shit, boys. That was great
May I run, I should bet, man.
You have a reboot card?
Guys, it reminds me of the old days where back in the day, do you ever just like your
boys were playing Fortnite and you're just enjoying your time on a fucking Friday, bro?
Life's just fucking good, bro.
Can we come play it or not?
That's gonna be any fucking better, man, genuinely.
Bro, this just reminds me of the vibes, bro.
Like the chats having fun, everyone's enjoying shit.
Bro, the vibes are just good.
If you'll be it's Friday night, you're excited, bro, to play fucking Fortnite
with the boys, man.
Listen to my chill out with the bros man
Long day of building a house filming tiktoks hopper on game after they ended off I couldn't be any fucking better
Go I'm gonna hit this repost on your tiktok bro. If it doesn't get a million views the next seven hours
Just hide it bros just
That should go on that should go up
Remove controller boost they're saying what's controller boost
Maybe by your sense GG freaking me easy. Hey, don't say that shit
Well, I'm way for it. Hey, you gotta let them do it. Where you got it? I'm good. I got our mouse
Where?
died
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you're wild, you're wild, no, he's wild, yo, why this lobby's
popping bro 22 people, 22 people lobby, let's get dead bro, don't gas that bro, you're
gonna see his social security number on Twitter. GG for one easy. Dude don't say that shit.
I'm out down. It's fucking murdered. Now he's just playing with her body.
Who died? Yo dark mode are you fucking real?
Missed on marlin. Nice shit on marlin
Yo, jayson 0-0-6-5
Frickin easy. Can I get a digi friggin easy?
My my mods are gonna crop here my mods are gonna crop you Jason so your mouth doesn't show on stream
fuck you thank you mods I hate it man my shit is clean thank you mods we got a
W mods in the chat
well is this a better one
Oh my god, pissed on iron mouse.
Got shit on me.
Don't fuck with me.
Hunting rifle?
Oh shit.
What is this?
Oh, what is this?
I gotta be asked.
I'm a guy again.
I'm coming good.
Yeah, it's gonna be good.
I'm a guy again, I'm feeling good.
I'm gonna win this fucking tournament.
Yo, how do I lower my building since a tad bit?
Now it's just fucking me up.
Who dares shoot this?
Put on.
Where's everybody? Yeah, bro.
I'm trying to get some kills.
Good battle, son.
You wanna fuck with me? You fuck with the fucking king.
Hold on, watch this shit, Charlie.
This is what I've been practicing for.
shit the fuck down block
kate in the grate
kate in the fucking ass
AHHHHH
shit
whoa
yeah you know what it is
my building sense is so fast
someone's got how we change that
lage that's my only promise
my building sense
oh my god you're lucky there's this
what are your controller settings
They're saying it's fucked up, but no horses teammates there. I'm trying to solo play right. You're not bigger than the program
I hate when people solo play chat now
Where's my team at man? Oh, no, how do I sell this?
Oh, no, how do I I
Can live that
Oh, my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, run.
You have bills, man.
Shut the fuck up, pussy.
Oh my god.
Ladies, I'm landing on you, dude.
Heard you.
And it's three-fall.
I'm done.
It's back here.
Let's do it here, Jason.
I'm gonna pull it off.
Oh!
They killed me.
They're just sitting there.
I ain't lying, bro.
I don't know if I win this.
I don't know if I win this.
Don't have a shot gun.
I'm trying to save my ass.
Don't have a shot gun, bro.
I just made it.
I don't have a shot gun.
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
Oh no, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh fuck.
AHHHH!
He's got a live!
He's got a fucking way in my neck!
Garcia, appreciate the 20 man!
Garcia bro, we're over here too.
We just poured fucking water in the ocean.
Yo Garcia, here's a Porsche bro. Just we're just joining the call. Yeah, hello
What the fuck?
Here you go this shit, bro. Who is that?
Fuck
Man you was a 20
So let's see who added the fake lays. Yeah, so Jason added a fake lace to the call
I didn't know there was two of you. So you're actually just like a retard
Who the fuck is lazy? Why isn't he in my drawers yet?
Thank you so much for the 20 gift. We're gonna thank you in the jar
Matter of fact, let's just give more subs, bro. Let's give the rich more money. Can I get a retreat?
I have to retreat that bro. Yeah, bro
Yo, please how do I lower editing sense? Yeah, so that would be in your sense. Yeah, I'm looking at sensitivity
I don't see it my stupid judge. It should be like build multiplier and then edit multiplier go up
What's that weird bro? No backling. No backling is the method bro
No, it's there. No point on what should be on what should be on I do I think I'm gonna find
back back back blink
Stay back blink five times back when back when back when back when
prog play 1.7 1.7
Gg fucking easy
Gg fucking easy
So wait in that video so
bro man yo Garcia with a big turn man
no chat someone hey chat we gotta show them that we're richer bro someone
someone get another time
W's W's bro we got to show them that we're richer bro come on come on check
bro chat don't embarrass me bro this guy just bought a Porsche and we don't
even have one of those come on
no no no no Sofia I think you're the 50 stream street thank you
bro why do you not seem enthusiastically take Sofia
I think sir thank you for the one
Actually like what are you even doing I someone just threw a penny landed pleasant part, okay?
She's gonna go
Hey, who remembers one fucking sponge Bobby fuck this shit out of sandy checkers brown. Yo, I don't remember that
Probably the patty was
Shit
Bro
Who the fuck is Sandy the checkers whatever the name is bro
Hey, watch out man
I'm trying to get like a viral. I'm trying to get like a viral tiktok sound. Hey, hey watch out man
Fuck our hey check fuck our hey check fuck our here good fucking times
Now who remembers that this is the actually do you remember moment ready?
We remembers late night at broad lawn. We all went to go play basketball, and it was all about that
We thought someone was gonna kill us. Oh my god. That's actually a classic
Remember we're playing basketball. Maybe you were there
I remember when little dick nearly pulled up. Oh my god, bro free there. I don't care what he did bro
Free every single account that he has free him
Now he's in federal prison and he's having federal nightmares.
I popped a pill one day and thought about a suicide.
What?
I thought nobody really loved me.
Huh?
I thought somebody really wanted to talk.
Hey, as a young kid, my mama used to rob me.
Huh?
What?
Yo!
Bro, Jamie, tell me, what the fuck?
How do you know I-
That's snipe, dude.
Who knows what I'm referencing.
Good.
Oh
Jason you're so fucking ugly ill bro. You're a fucking creature you fucking fish monk
Hey, Twitch cut this
Move in, bro.
Bro, she's crawling.
Crawling.
Motherfucker!
Motherfucking pearl!
Oh my god, there's a lot of people on it.
Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh shit.
No!
Help!
Whoa!
Bro, Kaliman just obliterated my ass!
Oh, pissed on.
Help!
This game is so
Like genuine
How did you get so fucking
Bro, you're about to play on fucking keyboard and I have to play on fucking controller, bro
And I'm playing with loads
Fortnite Bros, playing with a bunch of bots
Bro, don't talk about bots around me, I get nervous
67
Wait, they nerfed the shit out of this game, so why is it so fucking
Doesn't do anything
Oh, nice little roll animation
You got anything for me here?
Are you fucking my sister?
You gotta stay alive
fucking class
drop an eye if you were there
oh my god
pewdie playing og 4nives, ron, kimmy, leis
and you guys are having an absolute blast
ron says he's gonna go play solo
kevin is laughing too hard
so
fuck i got crabby the paddy's glove
what is that
yo mox if you don't
fucking fix my shit
Why does someone just write my government name?
Bro, that's an IRS to come find me, I am hiding in a big old Benz shot yellow writing.
Yeah, when we hop on, when we get a new song bro.
I literally said let's do it.
Bro, is my aim just like don't shit yo, yo
Oh
God, this is oh my god. I'm getting ready. I'm getting
My asshole for sale. I say my look alive
Bro every fucking way every more
Oh, what looks better bro got a for Marlin shut up bro from first day well no friggin shotgun
Don't ever compare me to Marlin bro on this fucking video game
Yo, I got 10 seconds. I like oh god. Oh my god grab me the fucking Patty. No skills. Yo
I
Need some
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SHUT UP!
I hate that motherfucker.
Oh my god.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Alex, res me!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's quaking.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Blast it!
That's a long ass tee bag tail, bro!
Hey, yeah!
One, let's go!
Oh, we won!
Oh, we did it, we won!
What the fuck is that?
We totally won, bro.
Let's go, let's go!
What the, you keep joining?
Who's adding him?
Ah.
They sound welcome.
I'll practice in a forename right now.
Get off my dick!
Oh, we want to hear from you. Please rate how much you agree. Fortnite feels different from other games I play.
neutral
Maybe not anymore
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I didn't want to be the guy to do it, but I'm gonna be the guy to do it chat
I'm gonna wear my real sweat skin. Okay, so what? Oh, no. Yeah, I love you spot. I'm gonna be okay, man
Yo, can we play Battle Royale?
Yo, can you suck a fucking penis?
What, we're just gonna die?
Bro, we're getting our rank up.
We're in silver lobbies because of you.
No.
Look at that.
Hey, don't even ask me what I'm wearing.
Fucking time out.
Man, what we just gonna call morning a whole fucking locker.
Oh my God.
You see the logo underneath the Fortnite?
Where does that belong to?
Wait, what is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
Yo, dude.
It's much up or no?
Hold on, I'm about to go toe-hoo.
Now y'all want to get tough let's get tough
None of y'all none of y'all want to go up. No one wants to go skin for skin here. I can't go skin for skin fuck with me
But you can't look like green Thanos
You said you guys want to get on to came run threes on theater. I'm done
I
And chat everyone also knows you can't end on a wind tail
Whole king of fucking gritty
Sir I think since it's a new map
I'm not sure what the map is.
Bro it's fucking...
What is that?
Whoa!
Shit!
Wow, shit!
52 people!
What the heck?
Hey we got one free steal!
What is this game mode?
I'm landing on a football field.
Is that the Rod has 3 last players?
No.
Ah, Drol, crazy ball bro.
Frida, pick up.
Hey, Mons, Frida, dig up and make sure it's free.
I'm coming for all points.
I'm securing all points.
I'm not going to fuck here, bro.
Let's finish this.
Oh, I got a fucking A-Song.
I heard you.
I'm N-A-R-ing it.
Oh, it's the T-Bank, Saga.
That's bad.
I need that box.
I need that box.
I
Imagine Jason eating your box, would y'all fuck with that? I don't know
Imagine that must actually tickling your fucking hit. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh my god
I'm not gonna let you turn me on bro
I'm sorry shout out to all the I'm sorry to all the young here
what the fuck is on me there's a friggin anana over here running
where the fuck is your shotguns
one shot one in what a shit is that
yo I'm confused what the fuck am I playing where are the fucking shotguns
Oh
Why just kill it on real whoa, that's it on real dude. Okay, everyone be shocked and everyone watch out
I'm a fucking pro. I wanted to say hi brains lobbies
No, the fricking real oh
No
shit
Oh
all right now I'm loaded no not my anyone who comes to my face is dying
oh genuinely like
oh is that a fucking slurpee
turn the sense down I feel like high sense on point nice
I'm not gonna get a burger for that.
Yo, Maud, get a burger.
Ronaldo, just stay alive.
Burt you?
Wait, what happened?
We have to ready up.
We did a glitch.
Bro, oh my god.
Yo, how did he do that?
We can't do lots, bro.
We can't do lots.
How to play one more game?
We have to, bro.
We have to, bro.
I'm not even adding you.
How about the block burger you were eating fat fucking piece of shit stop begging for fucking food
Do all you eat is this fucking food? God, oh, he burger
I'm trying to work right now, bro
You're making us look like a silly ass squad
Yeah, bro, we're trying to look fucking cool.
Well, the goofy is fuck.
Is she cool?
Is she cool or not?
Bro, Howie and Adele lost it after they thought
or knew what print-maxing was with Glendicular mentioned it.
Fuck.
What is print-maxing? That's a thing?
Do I gotta get on this new fucking wave?
What is print-maxing?
What is that, bro? What is this new shit?
You know, I was embarrassed of wearing a great sweatpants in school
Cause all my friends had like dicks that would like show up friend and I'll be the only one who had him
There's
There's lots
They're looking to now bro. Same shit
Bro, she's fucking easy in the job driving Porsches in the rain
I
Imagine Jason the weeds me your little passenger princess
Cute
Face
I'm not shaving it because I think
It's a play on there's some don't eat your mustache bro
It's a joke, bro.
Yo, Jason, we're going to fraud you all night.
Yo, no Lucas Goldstein.
It's my A-L-G-L-G-L-G.
No Lucas Goldstein.
You're calling us?
There's LG that we got to win, bro.
Yo, we got to win.
Yo, say on God you're putting on your 999 skin.
Shout out Juice World.
Shout out Juice, bro.
Sweet place of Juice World.
I'm coming, Demogorgon.
I think we're going to go crazy style.
Hopefully you see it clear.
Hopefully it's a G. Hopefully you see me in your plate. There's a fine China
Like New York drill and just come like sweaty hey, you know, maybe like chef you've been moving too high
I know if they're improving the king of this shit. Like do you guys know that I?
Woke up took a big break from my hip
We got jesus family member on our team in the field who the fuck is foe honk gang
Jason talk to him. What is he actually has a crazy mic. Yo, it's not you. Yep, that's
not me. Jason, you talk to him. I don't know how to use my.
Right, right, right. I'm on the ground. Jason, tell him that we're gonna play the game.
What is this fucking can't do it on top of the LOL?
Jason next tell him that I'll stay alive
Hello, he might be here bro. Yo, pull on K. Can you hear me?
Where you have right now
Oh
I don't know who the fuck just joined our lobby yo hit this random dude. What the fuck
That's how we coming didn't mean to go OG renegade raider on you
You came OG on the ass bro
I'm so ATA. Hey, if you don't got these if you don't got all this don't don't come in the lobby get ass
Like no troll if you don't got full color Omega lights get out of my fucking stream
bucks
I de-went to Silver is that word?
Who's rather come in the lobby or lobby in the cum?
Yo, Julien Zito, 1873, welcome to the lobby, bro.
Oh, Jamie.
GG fucking E.
Who is this little knuckles fuck?
Oh, what's his name?
Another red direction.
What's his name?
Tails.
Yo, what's fuck is this shit?
Oh, my tail's off.
Hey, this is shit.
Look.
I never upgrade my
Why are you a rush?
Well, I'm got max omega lights. Who's gonna fucking stop me somebody stop me. I got max
Oh my god, I ran out of fucking am yo
Fuck your twitch bro, you're not better than me
Oh my god, bro, I need all your ladies. There's a fucking fly above you quickly look up
Am I money y'all can I can see it? Wait? I actually see it's right there wait. I actually see it's right there
I see the fly it's right on top of my screen
I got this I'll stay alive. Hey, you got us J. Way
You're on you're fat
No, mom's time
Get fucking beam and a nice shop to eat up. Hey, I'm fucking rich. We encourage this behavior. You fucking idiots. I
Hate a motherfucker
Loom fight that
I ain't no dude!
No way!
Oh my god, I did my part, boys.
I did my part. I did my part.
I have no dude!
I'm not part of that. I'll stay alive.
Please, bro.
Ron, don't die.
Dude, I need a bandaid.
Bandaid?
Playing with fucking burgers, dude. These guys are ass.
Okay, let me get a game shot.
Yo, Julian, end your life immediately.
Did he actually?
Yo, that was a bit harsh.
Yo, dude, you need a Band-Aid.
Band-Aid?
Blast it.
What are you shooting at, dude?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it, bro?
Holy blazer.
Yo, Julian, please watch.
Who the fuck are you, bro?
My god, my god, my god.
All right, I'm flying to a different POI walla.
Hey, where's Hollywood?
Help, help.
Oh, my god, I got no smoke.
Remain calm, bro.
Think about this, right?
One is like life.
Oh my fucking god.
Just so they stay alive, boy.
You heard. You heard.
Hey, dude, I need a fucking bandaid, bro.
I got burgers.
I have my...
He's driver texting me like I'm his hoe, bro.
What did he say?
He said, have a good night.
I'll see you again.
He's bugging the fuck up.
Hey, is that front door open, bro?
He's...
Hey, you got a...
You got a...
the fuck out of him bro he's talking to you crazy you've got a punch in the face
I go down right now go knock you shit out
yo who the fuck is playing my mic on a connect four bro fucking slurping yo
Giggle shits in the call bro
in your fucking car, dude.
Oh, bro.
OK.
Mike, I'm just trying to play the game.
I'm here, your audio, three times.
Do you want to really roast him?
Ask him what color he is.
Ask him what color he is.
That would be so hard, oh my god.
Ask him what color his Porsche is.
Ask him how many uh, uh, uh, I forgot
Hello, yep, yep looking stacks. He didn't do the fucking
Clicks needs fills for scrim you don't play with my day ones, bro. Yeah, what yo clicks
Hey clicks bro, you want to bug me when I'm on fortnight? No, bro
fucking
Hey, it's clicks enjoy being in fucking practice. Hey clicks enjoy being in fucking practice, bro
I'm playing a real man's game right now. I
Don't want a 3d3 shit, but I'm learning how to play controller. Fuck is they talking about
Enjoy those practices bro, couple hands.
Bro, the best of the best is on FaceTime with you, it's me!
Alright man, watch this shit, hold on. I'm gonna show you.
You're not feeling it, you're not feeling it.
There's actually a lot going on right now.
Does this look like a drooler? Watch this shit chat, ready?
I'm gonna go fight someone, right here, right here.
I want this guy, I mean, ISO, ISO, ISO!
Oh, which me, ISO?
I
Can't do Nathan
Yeah, guys, I'm letting you cover me
So I asked whoever eats to not go mushrooms and they get me back here. Should I sue them?
Yes, and that entire order is done.
Something that order 3.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a pre-order.
Oh, my gosh.
They're chasing the lean.
You can't die or you're going straight to a gargoyle.
You have to survive.
Blake, I got this.
Don't worry.
I'm going to the support.
Springfield is squinting.
Are they actually just giving me straight bullshit?
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
this dude am I gonna get in trouble?
Mauds? Yo, we're keeping it.
Mauds?
Can you just leave me alone for one second and fucking crap it's not it?
Leave me alone!
I'm up!
Fuck yeah!
Wow, baby, just in time, bro.
What the heck?
I'm out of line.
Ooh, what's up, you?
I feel like no loot anywhere.
Dude, no shots on this?
I'm not bad for me here, bro.
No, I'm sick of playing controller.
Why on earth am I playing controller at low?
Can somebody explain?
I am not sure, but I feel like you could probably flip
at any one of those guys.
Yes!
I'm up.
Yes!
Like, am I the worst player to torment now?
I got it Jason what do they want bro what's it look did you hear what that girl
Yuri from shimmer you said about you?
You're retarded, bro
Dude you're actually asked
They got me bro
I
See tongue tongue tongue so we're running away from it
They're late. I'm dead as there's any help like
This is shotgun
Coming bro coming bro coming
I'm making a movie
Pistone
I need help I need help I need help oh no I need help
Copy copy can you slip?
Can you slip?
Come on can you slip?
Right side tongue tongue tongue so hard the fuck is this game bro
Hey someone sky basing someone sky basing
How do you pop a matter fish?
Actually?
Yo please get out of this fucking call
Yo guys yo let's play full squads you guys let's play full squads
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I miss that kind of misery.
They come and go.
Who the fuck is this?
Why didn't you just say that I'm like,
adding people when I'm not even adding people?
Who's doing that, bro?
Did I get fucking hacked?
The fuck is going on?
You could just land on these guys
and go...
They didn't want this code!
They might be hacked.
Yo, you know what I'm just talking about?
I wouldn't be able to order this food without the stable man. Shout out y'all.
Actual W stable.
Hey M&Ms bro, give some subs to me man. I know y'all got money.
Bunch of Irvine rich kids, huh?
I'm dead, it's look better. I'm a thousand percent dead.
Yo Lacey you're fat bro.
Yo he's wilding bro, Lacey not even fat bro.
I'm out of him. What I'm out of it again. What's that?
That's the elimination. That's what that is.
No!
I can't reboot, can I?
Everybody out, bro. Everybody out.
What? What? Pick him up again. Pick him up again. What?
Oh yeah, we on that. We on that. We on that.
We on that. We on that. We on that.
We on that. We on that. We on that.
Low W. Low W.
I'm literally there bro. I'm literally I want all the fucking smoke
Hey, dude, do I need a chug chug chug? Oh, you have tongue slashes. That's such a classic
Oh my god, when did you get to meet me?
Don't see your stream side, baby.
It's gone.
Suck my fucking dick.
Oh, wow.
Now suck my dead man dick while you're at it.
I need a band-aid.
I need a band-aid.
I need a band-aid.
No, it's not band-aid.
We're out of band-aid.
Oh, it's just a-
Ten times still alive!
Am I telling you?
Is there someone in my bush?
What the fuck?
Yo, boys, do me a favor?
I got Nathan no responding fyi
Yo chat lock in bro. DERRASS. there's a lot of people left yeah a lot of people on there
Lock in lock in okay, I'm actually gonna try I'm trying my try hard
I
Know I'm gonna make a solo stable play
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bro, that's very bad man
Please please help me
I got mad ice spices on me
Help me help me help me help me help me I got a kill
Jason's dead, bro. I'm Jason watch a real player. Look at the sherry
Watch the ladies
You don't see it. Hey, you want to see a stable or an autoplayer enough?
Oh my god, you're here. Oh my god
He's back.
Fuck.
Did he like that?
This is your comp, Jason.
Man, man, man.
Look, this is your comp.
You're actually not even bad.
Come, come, come.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
How the fuck?
Oh, you sure you got aim assist on?
Jesus
You just talk to me let me know
Hey people left y'all
Oh my god.
Oh, good shot.
I'm done.
Oh no.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh my god, a little bit of etiquette order is the rifle tower lays over here. I spice in his way
Oh, what a fucking shot from legs big boy need the free juice here, perhaps I got this place. Don't worry
Oh
They got it I got it I got it I got it birdie. Herdy. Herdy
I'm no more. I'm no more. I ain't got Nathan. I have fucking Nathan in my head for a while
Whoa, I spice with a miss out, but I spice taking ice, but
Oh my god, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Yeah, you're definitely not getting an icon skin saying shit like that that's freaking go dude
I
Know but you can look oh
Oh, there you go. I leaked it. Okay, and come in. Let's see who joins
You know Chad, I deserve a skin come on
This person join get some ad by statement we're not on lays not wait you could pull off a link to a group chat
Hang a line brace yourself for what?
What are you talking about, nothing happened.
What are you hoping about?
Muds.
Muds.
This could get bad.
So they join and then they didn't join at all.
Who are you talking to?
They're scared, they're intimidated, it's okay.
They look like PLS.
Bro, Fortnite was fake phone right there, though.
Hi, stream.
Who the fuck is this?
Oh, we got a full group chat going.
Oh, wait, why are people joining?
Some guys.
Yo, y'all, what y'all trying to get on?
I'm going to play. Uh we can
get on RP or quick. What are
you playing guys? You guys
only got on like see
rock. Wait, what's your
guys on ranks and rock
league? We could play
rock. Is this NMS? I'm
hearing not to play RP. Okay,
what is better? What do you
want to be? What's your
character going to be? Um
my name is okay. Okay.
That's actually really
I would put the siege
Hey, let's run some among us. Okay. Okay. Oh my goodness a good idea. Okay
I can get a little 11 man lobby here
DJ fucking
No, don't say that
Yep, yeah, I remember here
Jason your job
So, can we run cams?
Oh, OK, Bubbles.
Bubbles with a cam gone.
Mike, see his asshole in a second.
Get ready.
What does that say?
OK, please start your own webcam, bro.
It's just scary.
It's scary to listen to this.
Hey, listen, NMS, this is your guy.
He's putting up for you.
Let's see what he looks like.
Bro, I'm a good kid, bro.
I'm a good kid.
Oh, bro, he's just getting a man's bro.
I'm watching.
Come on, man.
I'm waiting.
Bubbles.
Bubbles?
Are you running on me?
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, I just wait for that face.
Kid and he's 28, right?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
I'll bring it on, I'll bring it on.
Who, me?
Yeah.
If I say,
35.
Me.
35?
Okay, first.
Yeah.
All right, yeah.
I actually just hate all of you.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie,
you're the man, and I'm not me.
No enemies forever.
Wait, wait, I want to be.
For me.
Yeah.
Are you like embarrassed to say your age?
Well, we have 15 or 15.
What year are you born?
How did it to you, bro?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I see.
I have no year equals faking equals cap.
Are you fuck you?
Is that your age or your real age?
Oh, that's my real age.
All right.
Hey, okay, okay.
to you big bro or little bro any last words any last words
nice so we don't run into mama so dude who's just British fucking how's he
awake right now no it's up it's up bro
yo Misha what's good bro do you have face cam yeah I'll have face cam
bro honestly just throw it on just throw it on for the boys bro you can
Yeah
Bro, come on we all got the same
We all bleach at the same
We're not gonna judge you bro and lays
I love you guys. Okay. Oh you guys. I before you since I
We're not gonna
Oh, you're so cute. I just want to cover you. You actually do not sound how you look.
All right, now show us your dog
Yeah, now show us your dog
Tell it to see oh, it's laying down the tricks or no, it's me
You want you see my dog? Yeah, okay?
Oh my god, this is a W bro. That's what am I that's actually enemies. Oh my god, it's rockin
Can you guys turn your cameras on? Okay, we can do that. I bet we're gonna do that right now
I'm about to turn it on in a second. All right. Oh, it's this button right here now. Yeah, WM&M's bro
Hey, bro, you turn this camera on, you know, I got a tip the cap
That was a stable, bro. He lose he came from your stream. I didn't show the link
That'd be fucking stable. Hey stable man. Can we get some subs?
And if that was enemies bro, you're welcome here, man
Hey, that's Eminem's bro. Hey
Resident Evil movie did I shake a kid out should we watch that?
We're out of the theater, but that was for sure. That was four showers of our route. Wait, did I ask?
Yeah, try to go. That's how I go to the theater. Maybe watch a movie
We could move through on the next one at least today. Oh
Matthew watch that shit. They got some 10 p.m. So I haven't heard anything about it. I don't know if it's good
Hey, bro
Hey, bro, why do I see so much gay shit of me and you today on Twitter, bro, should I refresh Twitter real quick?
I'm not seeing a shit. I be seeing you like you like fucking me like it's bad man
I mean, bro, I was getting sexually abused by my boss today. Okay. How would it how did it feel?
Not not best
Bro, get used to it bro
What so what happens when you what for me welcome to the life bro?
Is that is that is
My oh my god, hey, ladies, it's your body my
This dude's silky bored up with the fucking face mask on like what is this bro, what is this?
Yeah, bro face wash
Jason go in there and steal his mouse
You have locks in your door bro just lock your door
He's doing that tick-tock face mask. Maybe make that shit look good
Bro Jason go steal his fucking hey go steal his mouse bro come on
my body your choice let's do it you know it's crazy yeah I don't know if I can
get a read sweet like I'm not trying to like push anything but bro this dude
Jason actually used to be on demon timing like he used to do shit like that
he used to do shit like that now it's just like I don't know bro not to farm
emotes but if I was two hours in my stream bro I'm not the 7 hour mark
bro it doesn't matter you don't remember when you used to compete
Max and ours were back in the day for the 10k that you never got
Old Jason would have and sent him to fucking M&M's airline bro go in there make it about you
Shit, but I have their first flight right now
Okay, okay, okay if you're scared just say it off
I'm not gonna go to the theater
Hi boys
Hi boys
Hi boys
Hey first one to leave bro
And who's gonna leave first?
I'll see y'all
I'm gonna make sure I don't get to talk to you
Yeah
Jason one more thing for you bro
Hi boys
Hi boys
Hi boys
All right, boys, well W fucking strum in the chat
Thank y'all for the subs today, bro. Seriously, I think we got like 2,000 new subs
Appreciate the subs today. I said the don't know. Appreciate anyone who followed
banger stream. We got
Jinxie versus fucking everybody fortnight with Los coming up soon
Good fucking vibes, bro. Make sure to win the Twitter calm XM or Hmark fucking calm
Make sure to send something to the PO box. We're opening it really soon
So if you want to send stuff now is the time send stuff now if you want it opened send stuff now, okay?
You open it right now and
Or if you send stuff right now, I'll be able to open it on stream
So if you want to send now is the chance exclamation mark PO join the Twitter com exclamation mark con and I fucking love you boys
Hey, one more thing just for the boys at home. Yeah for the stable community. I got you guys ready. I
Got you guys
Go ahead get a little damp now.
Fuck, fuck fuck, a mistlin' grip when I fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, fuck fuck, a mistlin' grip when I fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.