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Could just instantly talk to you guys that's so sweet that's so nice Victor webbing yanna. Thank you so much for the sub man
I'll be seeing you at your game soon sunny. Thank you for the subsonic Poe Grotty Kevin V2 VK too high
McGuire that's a stupid fucking name. I'm sorry. I'm gonna pause my intro now to talk about the word McGuire that
Mcma- Mcma- Mcwale?
M-I-G-U-E-L.
I'm sorry, but that is the worst name ever.
Imagine being pushed out of a vagina after nine months
after your parents had sex and Mcma- Mcma- Mcwale?
How do you- how do you pronounce Rani?
Rani?
Rani, that's not a bad name.
Rani's a good fucking name, bro.
Rani's a good fucking name.
That's a good name.
That's a good name.
Like, the name Rani has like a ring to it.
Like it's sexy like well imagine you're just like you know you're out in public and someone goes yo, I mean like
Come on, that's hard. Yo, yo, my boy. Oh, kill yourself. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry, too
It's too early for that too early for that. You know death was good 444 was good Chrissy was good scooby isic
What's good? That's also a bad name Isaac bro. Anyways guys today is Jinxies fortnight tournament
Now, there's gonna be about like a hundred different streamers, a hundred different
like content creators, whatever it might be.
A lot of you guys are saying, let's go a fucking tournament.
Who are you playing with?
I'm playing with Los Polos.
People are- I'm- so I'm noticing I saw a couple chatters laughing.
So is that supposed to be fucking funny?
Getting a shit teammate like low- I mean not shit, let me not fuck up the morale.
Maybe he's good, maybe he's locked today, I don't really know.
If you care for the hundreds of people.
Oh, okay, so today I'm going against Tony Stark.
I'm going against Bradley Martin,
Courage JD, Vixar, Big Justice, Ludwig,
CypherPK, B-Luke, Deji, Adab, Moist Critical,
Rugg, Agent, Mr. Arthur, Shroud,
FlightReacts, Chris Nextdoor,
E-Harvey, Russell, Angry Jinge,
Los Polos, Valkyrie, Danny, Yumi, Yugi,
Zoyo, Justin, Royal Penguin, T-Banks, Big Dick,
Mason Dodd, Tyler One, Family Friendly,
Ownation it till silky. It's Timmy, Nadek, Slyvie, Vardown, Gotham Chess, Steve will fucking do it?
He's playing in a Fortnite tournament?
Boozy, Emeru, Garfield is Docs, Tableau Renaudo, Boggles, Dr. Disrespect, Dantes, Enzo, J-Guns, Martin, Janky, Rondo, Youssef, Samp and Sham, Mingo, Lu, Atsugwapo, Joe Bart, Arke, Steak, Jason the Wean, Jessica, Mura, Lacey, Prime A Page, Yo, Bro, Bro, Bro, Bro, Bro, Bro!
Over under this tournament starts on time
Over under
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Yo, yo, I don't think this is gonna start on time and not to mention first of all, what is this photo?
Why is this just sitting here, bro? I'm gonna be honest with you. Is there a world where I went today with Los?
Oh wait forgot to mention to you guys. Let me just let me just remind you
Let me just let me just no no no let me just remind you real quick just in case right now doesn't know
I'm also playing on controller
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I I I don't I don't really understand do we okay
Is it fair like for me?
I'm not gonna be the guy to like hate because at the end of the day
It's just a tournament whatever but bro. Is it not crazy?
I get put with loaves and then and I'm on controller like bro. Is that fucking fair?
Like like is that genuinely fair? You'll be good. Don't worry Mario. What?
There's one at the very top
Nice. Nice.
Alright, there's one at the very top.
Hey dude, it's a lot of fun, man.
I'll be with you, man!
Like...
Like, I just saw someone say it's not fair for Los.
So you think Los Polos is a better player than stable fucking Ronaldo?
Oh, I'm Fortnite.
He killed Prime Ninja, by the way.
Yo!
Yeah, bro.
Okay, what else?
Let's check out more fucking Los Cliffs.
Is that a scar?
It's like bro, I mean at this point like like do I even load up like genuinely like I'm
not even trying to be that guy like do you guys even think Los is going to be awake the
tournament starts in like an hour do you think he's even going to be awake also yo get rid
What is this name bro? 2021 Lamborghini SVJ.
Yo, I hate to be that guy bro.
That's a million, $500,000 car.
It's not happening.
When Lo's forgot he didn't end his stream.
Ah.
Yeah, this is who I'm playing with bro.
Ah!
This is dead ass who I'm playing with today.
Like, no this is dead ass who I'm playing with today.
like what is this pick with this guy guys
guys
yeah I love it really bro yo I don't really know bro I'm a little worried
today this is gonna happen today what he's on there 27,000 views on a
I'm letting you know right now I've barely ever played on a fucking controller.
Like deadass serious when I say this I've barely played on a fucking controller.
So I don't understand oh that's cap did anybody watch my last stream yes or no I was literally
Running around in circles for fucking like five minutes. I couldn't figure out how to fucking edit. I couldn't I it's good
Well, it's genuinely good today. So guys be ready for today
Today is about to be a nice viewing party. It should be pretty fun. You know what I'm saying
I'll probably be watching the whole time. Yeah, bro
It should be really good
Kequah Kequah Kequah news of the day. What are you talking about news of the day?
There's something Bonnie would do but the whole stream nigga went oh
Two hours without reading chat for what?
Two hours without reading she said new man
Geez if you drop it
Oh my god
Yo, so we got we got space in our house. Let me just tell you this listen. We got hey
We got space. We got space in our house. You let me know
This is yeah, I mean fuck it bro. Fuck it man. It's not my problem. I'll be honest with you
Can't go can't go can't go
Today we're gonna win. Are you fucking stupid? Are you fucking stupid? Are you fucking stupid?
I'm not gonna give a fuck about this like get a serious. I'm dead. I'm like yo, I did I don't give a fuck
This isn't my deal. I don't talk to the person. Oh
Bro, like what bro like what bro like I'd rather see I'd rather see Jason the ween fucking arched up than react to shit like that
I did I don't give a fuck bro. I did a dead-ass don't give a fuck. I'm dead serious. I don't give a fuck, bro
What is this?
Yo, oh my god, by the way, bro, did I make the right decision not opening up Twitter when my days are off?
I'm dead ass serious. I opened up Twitter this morning
Just so I get my day going just because I was like oh I'm getting ready to start my day
And I the first tweet I see is like a title and it was like calm cleanse or something that calm cleanse of what?
Come to what me living my life. Yo my friend passed away
So I went to his memorial and then I also told you guys I was filming a car video
Yo, do I got to explain myself to anybody like dead ass serious like it's kind of getting absurd now
Like I don't have shit to you guys like if I'm telling you I told I tell you guys what I'm doing
You guys ask for updates. I tell you I'm going to film a card video and then the next day
It's like oh, he needs to strip. Yo like shut up. This is why I don't give updates that's why I don't give updates
I'm gonna ask twin turbo single cab 5 f 150 bro. Yo, that's a nice car, bro
Much appreciated donate a hundred gifted though because I know you have money if you have a car you have money simple as that
Stoene and there goes my IP address. I don't know what I just clicked. But yeah
By the way, I care more about being entertaining not a watch party
Which is why I think she should have a closet halfway and they could play in keyboard or mouse
I'll be honest with you there is with anybody in this chat is
looking forward to me winning with Loose today. Wrap this shit up. Be done now
because it's not fucking happening. I'm gonna be the guy to tell you guys. I'm
telling you right now, there's not a world where we win. There's not a war.
And don't say don't put that in the air. Yo, I'm playing on the controller!
I get ass.
I get ass.
Okay but Lois is tough for this.
Yo, FNCS winner by the way.
Oh!
You're talking about the FNCS that you guys say I get k-
Yo, you guys can't just pick and choose when you want to bring this up.
You guys told me I got carried by FNCS.
Also, you told me it was six years ago.
Actually, it was seven years ago.
Literally.
Wow.
Now you guys want to say I won one though.
Yeah, bro, shut up.
Shut up, bro.
I did not win shit.
Fuck it at this rate, bro.
I think that's extra Emily Needs Tobai from the Sidemen.
Pretty cool seeing Tobai rocking ultra.
What?
Nice
Nice
Wow very nice man I miss him I literally miss him I want to kiss him bro what is this
One of five on the music
Players
Yo boss
What is this Marlin banned? Who do I got a suit?
Yo, who do I got a suit bro? Why the fuck is the king man?
How are you gonna ban the platform though Marlin is the fucking king the prince to everything bro?
Yo, who the fuck banished this guy? Yo, yo get out. Yo, I gotta get him on band. What's going on here?
Is he actually banned? What did he do? Tell me. Tell me. What did he do?
Barlin felt like his rights were violated after being put in handcuffs by the police after allegedly having a knife on him
That's gotta be illegal now
That's gotta be illegal now. That's that files under law firm. I think 42 page
62.43 I believe I can get this guy soon, bro
If he doesn't have probable cause and he didn't tell you before him, you can't just detain you bro if you ask why you're detained
Oh, it's in the UK. It's okay. I got UK lawyers. I have look at your ghost in your mind reason why
I'll explain it to you. The main reason why is description of a knife.
What is knife?
See me, I would have just reached for my pocket and been like, here's my ID bro!
Yo, what the fuck did you do to put in the king and handcuffs? Is he crazy?
Is he fucking crazy?
Is he fucking crazy putting the fucking king and handcuffs?
Yo, you should have zapped him with your fucking eyes, Marlon.
Is he crazy? This is a five against a fucking true chad bro.
Zapp him are you yo you're lucky you got spared by the fucking king
Your dead ass while I'm not that bro my dick runs. What is this emo, bro?
What how did I fit a fucking hot dog in my mouth like that?
Yo, I'm not even worried bro Marlon being in cuffs because if he really wanted to we could break them with his bare fucking hands
He could literally snap them in half, bro
Like seriously man seriously. He's that guy's a better man than me. Nice to meet you
Yes, everyone. I gave you a gift of the triple T watch. I hope you liked it
Yeah, this kid literally went up to me during a car meet. I have it in my car right now
I haven't taken it out. He gave me a tongue tongue tongue. So whore watch bro when I open up the fucking watch
It's triple fucking keys face. It's in my car, bro. It's in my fucking car
I forgot to take it out. I put it in the fucking cup holder. Oh
Oh shit, fuck you mean oh shit, bro. That's not a max win. I could get that a TJ Maxx, bro
But thank you for the gift. I guess should I just start watching it?
An old video of Lacey has resurfaced
Ew, bro
Yo, Lacey generally was like huge like
Hey, man, bro, I'm happy for her, bro. Max for Siege chud.
Bro, now he looks kinda good, bro.
He got his hair all grown out and shit.
He got it dyed and shit. Is he live yet?
Bro, he probably looks sexy as shit.
Like, I'm seeing people hating on Sina
for something someone else said.
Man, fuck that shit! What the fuck are you buzzed?
No one cares about this person.
He's gonna pack her bags and buy a house
and move into a fucking new house.
Bro, no one cares about Bond Eye, bro.
On Eye Bro! God Damn! Why are you guys?
Cine has not even been alive! Cine has not even been alive!
Anyways, anywho, um, what else did I miss?
Um, Marlon showed off his newly remodeled house after finally moving into the core house.
Officially moved into the core house? Thank you! After four months, oh my god!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wait, I don't even know he had a room down here. Wait, hidden room?
I mean...
When was this?
Hey, what's going on?
This was... I mean, you've seen what it was. It was nasty.
What does it look like?
It looks like an office space and I think that's what it... you... like...
Alright, alright, I'm skipping this part. I'm tired of seeing your face, bro.
Oh, wow. Very nice bedroom, bro. Should we go in the...
Hey, all in favor of fuck some little shit on that bed?
I'm sorry, I'm Marlon.
Um, also, by the way, yo, Marlon, I got you this. I was clearing my room.
I have this like statue. I want to give to you, bro. I feel like you would do better use of it
It's you bro. I literally have it. It's of you and he's got his whole stand and everything
I don't really need this anymore because I used to look like this when I used to like really work out and I was like
You know what bro? I feel like this would be better use. It's like looking into a mirror, bro
Yo, see a lot of you do this like do you want shit or whatever?
You're just mad that you don't have a Marlin like that. No, I'm dead serious like I actually like it's not even that crazy to say man
bro watch this
The wives it's okay guys the wife's burning my skin, but it's okay. It's her birthday bitch motherfucker. Yeah. Oh my god
Oh my god, all right, bro. Why this bro? Yeah, bro. What it is, but oh
My god, man, bro sitting bro sitting bro sitting
Bo City, Bo City, Bo City, Bo City, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo,
First name?
Bo City.
Last name?
Bo City.
Bo City.
Bo City.
Yeah, no, I'm not even getting the internet.
It might be it's all time worse for memes.
Dead serious.
Dead serious?
Alright.
I'm dead serious.
Like the internet might genuinely be the worst it's ever been, bro.
Like, I don't know, man.
It's it's it's insane. Let's go through the Twitter calm before Loats gets online
Do you guys think Loats is even gonna wake up like dead-ass serious?
Like do you guys even think he's gonna wake up?
Like I don't even know he's gonna wake up. I'm gonna call him
Let me make a quick call. Hey Siri call Chipmunk
Does Loats even know he has a fortnight tournament today
Yo.
And he's not picking up the phone.
He's saving the world.
Nice.
Should I let Jinxie know I might need an alternative teammate?
Turn it to teammate
On the first ring
Hold on wait, he's calling me. Yo, are you gonna? What are you fucking doing?
Are you gonna be home for the fucking tournament
what?
what?
appreciate it
thank you sir
thank you
oh
wait wait wait
fuck
fuck
shit
oh my god what the fuck
yo dad what is this shit?
you're such a dork
Yo! It's in 30 minutes!
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna be on, but um...
What's, uh, what's your call?
I'm gonna let you know I actually don't have any headphones.
Yeah, I hung up the phone. I hung up the phone.
I'm not even getting around to the phone.
Yo, I hung up the phone. Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Ron, what's up, bro? How's everything going?
Well, how's everything going? I'm gonna take my life in the next 30 minutes.
Los Polos calls me. What is he doing? He's outside, going around the city of New Jersey.
That's my guest in his AMG. And I ask him, I'm like, oh, are you gonna be ready?
And he goes, for what? What do I tell him? Oh, a fucking tournament.
And then he responds with when is that I respond with 28 minutes. Oh
What oh, oh, maybe bro. I'll let you know and then he says he doesn't have headphones
Yo, you're putting me on controller when I've never played controller and then you're putting me with Lose
Who doesn't even know that there's a tournament
You make fun of me! You literally say it doesn't count!
I have never said that. Maybe I did say that at one time.
But bro, Ron, you got this, bro. Like, legitimately. You know your teammate has brain delay. Here's what I'll say.
If Rose isn't here for Game 1, you play that shit as a solo, man.
It's probably better that way, so this is still your turn.
You know your teammate has brain delay. Here's what I'll say.
If Loast isn't here for Game 1, you play that shit as a solo, man.
It's probably better that way so this is still your loot.
What do you mean?
You're gonna put me solo on fucking controller?
Bro, your team is gonna be good. I'm telling you, man.
Yo, why are you saying faxity? Guys, faxity's not in the tournament.
Oh, nice. Loser's texting me saying, on my way.
Yo, Los, cool. Make sure you bring a brain cell and a fucking pair of headphones.
Like...
Okay, if you need headphones for this shit, though, you can't do this shit. It's unacceptable.
He can't keep playing fucking Fortnite with no headphones, chat. What is wrong with Los?
Now, Jack, here's the million-dollar question. Who's worse?
Uh, Los Ponos or Marlon?
Uh, probably Los.
Dude, you know why it probably is mostly because Los is just older, Los is older, so, like,
dude, Los is trying to farm a mountain, I'm not going to lie, Los is the worst player
in the tournament.
Yeah, and you're putting me on fucking controller.
Yo, can I just like play keyboard and mouse, maybe Mac sensitivity or something, like
just give me a debuff, bro.
Like, bro.
Every, listen man, every.
Wait, who's the best player in this tournament?
You bro, you want FNC?
Yes, you have to activate for the champion.
Like, honestly, the best player is probably Lacey.
I'm jazzing by Lacey.
Yeah, Lacey plays controller.
Yes, bro, come on, let's just see how D1 plays.
Like, I think y'all are gonna have a blast.
How much money's on the line?
$100,000.
Say I'm gone.
I'm gone.
$100,000 sponsored by Fordi and Epic.
How much is first place?
Are you deadass serious?
Lo's just typed why the fuck can you not play keyboard.
I'm playing keyboard.
Lo's stay far away from keyboard please.
Like I'd rather you on controller bro.
And I couldn't tell you.
I deadass couldn't tell you bro.
No.
Yo you actually, bro you, okay I'm gonna tell you this and this is where the fares
We're gonna come in well not even just me by the way, but like there's
But no no no no no are not loose jing see I will get on for I will get on for it right now
Let's let's practice bro. Let me let me get on to show people what how good I am at this fucking shit
Yo dumb ass you have hidden fucking people in the community that are scamming you Cyper PK knows how to play
Hey, he's good at the game.
Courage JD, he's good at the game.
He can fucking win.
Yo, you have hidden people that are gonna
steal your hundred bands.
Okay, but Ron, here's my question.
What season did you win FNCS?
Seven years ago!
Seven!
It was season X, right?
No, it was chapter two, season one.
God dammit, I was trying to throw you a bone.
Well, this is on OG season X, so is that making any better?
Yo, run.
I'm telling you, bro, like, yo, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, but then I'm gonna tweak out
and then I'm gonna be the crybaby,
oh, Ronald's a crybaby, Ronald's a crybaby.
Oh, it's just like, there's no winning,
there's no winning, there's no winning, bro.
There's no winning.
Oh, there's mechs in the game.
Oh, there's mechs in the game.
Oh, oh, so that someone can get in the Mac, they can hop in, hop in and go BOW, BOW, BOW!
And then I can't build, because I'm on fucking controller, and then it's BOW, BOW!
It's just unlimited, and then it's just done, it's just done.
No, no, no, I got you guys.
No, no, no, no, no.
Outlaw, change my game to Fortnite.
No, no, I got you guys.
I got you guys.
Let's let's do it, bro. Let's play a game of reload ranks
Let's see how good I am on controller
Yo outlaw die today's not gonna be a good day, bro
Oh, can you call my Muda?
Yo, what's up Muda?
Or maybe you call me when I'm doing something.
Do you call my phone to cry like a little sissy boy or like what is it?
I don't want to be near your face, your nose will fucking poke an eye out, bro.
What do you want?
Would you like to play Fortnite with me before this turns into-
Oh yeah, let me play with Muta, the guy who- let me get your own keyboard.
Yes.
Oh, oh so Muta, let me guess, you not know how to play Fortnite, but somehow you're going
to win today, right?
Got it, Muta's on keyboard by the way guys, the guy who knows how to fucking aim!
I might call you if you have an A form is that all you do?
There he goes again, the crybaby segment, yo, yo are you the fucking new baby
rage at Twitch?
God fucking damn!
We're gonna just shut up, we haven't been able to talk like all we've had no choice on this run.
If I'm mad, I'm going against you today and you know how to play the fucking game!
I'm playing with fucking controller!
Oh god, I mean, I've been sitting here for three hours.
My mom says stop cursing I don't give a fuck
Let's go bro let's do this shit yeah
Hey, hold on, hold on, why is he kind of...
Pizza.
Hi, so, right there, someone on keyboard or mouse who knows how to play the game is going
to put that down and it's going to be over, bro.
Oh, wow, that was actually really fun.
that was actually really good that's actually really good good thing I have
another life bro it's a good thing
that was a close one bro so someone on keyboard and mouse is just gonna be able
to hold a wall unlimitedly
yo come on out
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, my God, wait, maybe the right, maybe I am
I'm too good.
Maybe...more.
Yo, edit with your BS fuck, what's the best edit keybind for a controller, bro?
I don't know, I can't...the thing is I can't steal a wall, bro.
Oh great
Look at the snack look at the snack as soon as I shoot I'm pulling up my
See my thing is and why I'm a little confused
Oh
My thing is
My thing is if we're late game and there's a lot of people how am I supposed to edit?
How am I supposed to move? That's the thing that everyone knows how to do
that's the thing is it just GG at that point or no because it's it's like in
the end it's just over bro like when it starts getting late game it's genuinely
over like simple edit I mean bro look at this and I can't even
The only thing I have is like literally just pre-fine like this
Oh my god.
Ha ha ha!
Amos' sister is so broken.
Amos' sister's dead ass is so broken.
There's no way kids play on this every day.
Hold on.
Hold on Lacey.
Call me unknown army
Bro if I learn how to fucking just like like look at this
I don't I get us is don't know how to edit that's my only thing right now. It's like it's like like
Bro, you see like if it's late game imagine it's late game
Oh no
You simple edit but bro, I feel like was simple edit
Like that's something that you learn like I feel like I'm just gonna die with that
Like I'm gonna end up killing myself by accident be bright
Like I feel like I'm just gonna like end up killing myself like late game by accident
Not true
So you see like I'm just go to that video games, but like bro
bro but like imagine if I'm going against someone good it's fucking joe ver
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm locked.
Can I not wait why am I not somebody explain to me why I can't spring why can't I spit when I build
Why can't I not spring oh
Oh, I got zoned I won
What on what on?
What on?
I'm going for a stable and autoplanic. I think I jump in yeah, what jump in or no? I think I jump in I
I think I I've got a missus bro. I think I just do I think I just
I'm fucking goaded, bro.
I'm fucking goaded.
Now, let me go against Lacy.
Let me go against a real player.
Let's go against a real player.
Tell Lacy to pick up my call.
Let's see what happens when I go against a real player.
Yo, Trickle's taking five.
Gigi fucking easy.
Go against Mura. Tell Mura to join.
I don't care, bro.
It's fucking jover, bro
Is jake wait does lacy he has to play controller right?
Hello. Yeah, what's up? Are you gonna play controller Joe? Yeah, you wanna be one? Yeah, bro
Let's see how good you are you good on controller?
I mean, I don't know chat saying I'm like of course the chat saying I'm ass
But I feel like I'm not bad for like that's compare ready
Oh, you could put down- oh yeah, you could head in- wait, I'll go, got it, no, no,
The only thing I'm good at is aiming, bro. I'm not even kidding, I can't edit for shit.
I don't even have a keyboard to put my code on, do I?
Oh, I do.
Aiming is actually so broken on controller.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm letting you know right now, by the way,
I'm literally about to do the longest hearing party ever.
I'm not even kidding.
Are you no moodist playing on keyboard?
Oh, yeah.
Mooder knows how to play the game, too.
Bro, Mooder almost beat me in a 1v1 on keyboard.
And I was on keyboard.
Get up.
No, I'm telling you, you know what, oh, Mooda beat faxity, they're telling me.
Yeah, yeah, no, Mooda's like good.
Oh, nice, Mooda beat someone who plays the game every single day and goes against the best of the best players.
Nice.
Fuck this shit, bro!
Bro, Jinx, you just let us play on keyboard, bro!
Or just buff, like, debuff us a little bit.
Like, I told him to make it so my sensitivity's higher, I don't care, bro!
That is fucking having more than low center teams on enough fucking debuff
Fact cities ass well faxity plays the game every day against pros and competes mood up beat facts
Need a 1v1 and there's like neons in the tournament bro
Someone yesterday in the tournament asked how do you edit in the group chat?
The way it's gonna happen, I'm already seeing it, bro.
Like, I'm playing, I don't even have a fucking Sprint key bind
when I build, bro, where is it?
Yeah, I don't either, I don't either.
How do I do that? How do I do it?
How do I do it? How do I do it?
Is there a Sprint wall building key bind?
Should I put on edit or release for controller?
Yeah, low key I should, yeah?
Edit or release for controller is not a bad fucking shout.
No, it's not bad at all, it's not bad at all.
How do I, how do I, I Sprint wall, wall?
Wait auto-confirm edits is that what it is?
Wait a minute
So what and then how do I do auto-run how do I do auto-run for like what am I caught?
Wait, what would you say?
Would you say
Oh
Hold on now
Bro, I gotta get practice just doing I gotta practice this like
Like that that's what's gonna fucking kill me. Okay, do I change my edit key by yes or no?
Okay, what do I change my edit key by no?
L3. Where do you do that?
No, Reem used to grind this shit.
Wait, Reem is playing?
Bro, she's good!
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's gonna be like, wait, can I make my pickaxe?
no interaction
radio so 1v1
ok so what do I do
select R or what
instead of B it's
LT
L3 which one's L3 Layla?
Lacey what which one's L3 left stick and you push down I think so yeah
Okay, are you winning this I don't know clicks
Jinx is making me a wrong fan keyboard and mouse
But then you got fucking rem knocks allowed on keyboard amount allowed to play his made it for it
oh who does nerf is 60 FPS okay put me to
yo yo I'll play keyboard and fucking
mouse I will literally play on fucking
yo no no no I'm dead I says I will
literally play on fucking this is this
what they want me to play I will play
on keyboard and mouse just let me play
like this I don't care bro is this
what you fucking want like goddamn
60 FPS is not going to change a single
thing against fucking dumbasses like it's genuinely not gonna change a single
fucking thing like oh my god oh my god this shit is fucking rigged how it
yo I'm watching Bill's own do edit resets and he's with Reeves yo I'm trying
to you'll say where PK is playing what are we saying right now if anybody has
a fucking brain going against toddlers like us they have a chance it
It doesn't matter!
Dude, I can't even...
There we go. Wow.
Oh, call him! No, bro, because then I'm a crybaby.
I'm not doing this. Yo, I'm trying to be one, bro. Let's see how good we are.
We're gonna be in we're gonna you want to stay in call later so you can do a
room bar here now
here's the thing like ream ream ax silkie they all used to be playing
wangers wait so he's playing yes so he's playing is he playing on what his
He's made his controller!
If I speak I'm in big trouble. Bro even you bro, you're just moving right now. I can't I Dennis can't do this
Like I get I dead ass I
I'm not playing, I'm not playing. I'm making the forfeit. I'm gonna do a viewing party. I'd rather not play. On my sword, I'd rather not play.
I don't care, I'll deadass take the baby rages. I swear, one love.
Lacy can move no, I don't even understand. Have you done this before?
What I mean? I just like what the fuck are you straight you play on controller?
No, I just like you know what it is people just treat us like gods, bro
But then they say we're ass all the time confused
Shrouds good too. I mean yeah, there's a lot of good players
Well, that's the thing is like I okay. This is my take let me know what y'all think
I would rather be the buff perder be the debuff person, right? I'd be the nerf guy
If I could get a good teammate like a really good teammate like that to me is better
Well, I'm dead, I'm dead, I don't think Lose knows how to play the game.
I'm Fox, I'm dead as Fox.
I think it may sound even on.
I'm just Fox.
Chad, how do, okay, wait, wait, wrong, how did you get sprint while building?
I don't have it, I don't even know how to do it.
They're saying Lose killed Booga though.
Oh my god.
He's right, he's right.
I
Acted to sit here and take it like I get it. I can't take yo
So what's gonna happen when Cypher pk pieces me up, and I just have to sit there and fucking take it
Cypher's on controller. No, no, there's not no Cypher's on a controller. I'm thinking what I'm gonna fuck
I have to sit there and take it wait cyphers but he's good on
control I think we do something we got to understand like your shirt they
don't know how to play a game you have an advantage you're rinsing me right now
No, this is what I'm gonna have to do during the game.
I'm literally serious as fuck.
That's what I'm gonna have to do.
I gotta get a spritz in my wall building.
How do I do it?
How do I do it?
Someone tell me please.
I don't see it anywhere.
Sprint.
L3, but not wall building.
Oh, Jixi said I'm doing it for the cam.
Got it.
I got you, Jixi.
This is gonna be really fucking worth it.
Let's go.
So on controller, you can't sprint wall building.
They're saying simple edit, bro.
What is the point of simple edit? It's just gonna throw me off.
Sure, I'll turn on simple edit. Where's simple edit? How do I turn on simple edit?
Edits. Simple edit on. Right back.
I don't even know what this does.
Wow.
What?
I don't get, I can't, I, there's no-
What?
I'm double tapping.
How the fuck do you make a window?
Wait you can't make corner windows?
Haha I'm not even kidding.
Yo I'm not even kidding.
Loser's live.
Cool bro.
me buying it I just asked how to bind in no one told me
get reen settings there's no is reen like that good like I'm confused yes
Look at him look at him play. How is this fear?
Oh yeah, DC.
Hop in up, DC.
Hop in up, brother.
You're locking shot.
Uh-oh.
Fuck.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, fix it up.
Yeah, but I'm not allowed to play, right?
But I'm not allowed to play, right?
Like, bro, you can't nerf some people and not nerf other...
Like...
I mean, bro, it's just...
It's the- it's fucked because everyone knows how to fucking edit, bro.
And then the excuse is, oh, well, Ron, you should have practiced controller.
Yo, I did.
And then I gave up because of how fucking stupid it is.
I'm playing with-
WAAAHHH!
I'm gonna stitch, I'm gonna fuck on my stitch, I'm gonna be a good stitch.
How is this fair? How is this fair? Jinx, you look at my clip.
Yes!
Don't leave a stitch! Don't leave a stitch!
I'll speak for lacy yo, I will dead ass play on 30 FPS on keyboard or mouse I
Deadass don't give a fuck 60 frames does nothing I
Will go on 30 I'll go on fucking 10
Can I even do that?
Let us let us play 60 FPS. Oh my oh my soul play this oh my
On my soul I would play this and I'm playing and I'm playing fucking simple at it
This isn't even my shit. What is this?
That's how I play cool bro sob story you're gonna buy your PC
I
How controller doesn't have a thing now that I say a shot I promise you promise to God I'll play this like
Like I will dead ass play this if I have to
Holy fuck he said whatever holy fuck what mark holy fuck what?
What the fuck what you're good on controller bro you couldn't move yeah my teammates not here
But I think we're really under estimate like bro it doesn't matter if like bills those good right as soon as he gets into a
30-person moving endgame. He's not gonna have a fucking clue what to go, but it doesn't but here's okay exactly my point now
Here's your message ready. This is what I'm saying
It doesn't change the fact because he knows how to build so what's gonna happen is he's just gonna be able to look at look ready
If you stand still like just stand still pre-ov your stable fucking robber and I'm on simple edit right now
Bro, he's gonna be able to just do this this and then it's just like he's coming in and it's just and then what am I supposed to do?
I'm supposed to take it
Imagine
It's fucking over bruh, man change my title to viewing party soon
Do I actually play simple edit though Lacey
I don't know what's in what it is. I'm beyond this. It's just like your aimuses is insane
Bro it like like looking for like my move it like drags on my head. Yeah, kind of
Mine's not that heavy you have different my fantasy is cooked wait why what happened
Bro do I play simple edit like this quickly though like before like I'm changing like everything
Wait, put down a wall. I want to try to take a wall and edit it quickly. Why? I just want to see if I can even do it.
So you gotta pickaxe pickaxe and then it'd be like, yeah, yeah, it's not just dead.
I'm just fucked.
Let me shot, let me shot, let me shot.
I'm just fucked, bro.
Let me shot, let me shot.
I'm just dead.
I can't even push that way, right?
And then I'm gonna have to spray.
Well, I can't believe you know how to move, though.
The SIP light is not like a mad shell.
I think simple edit will save me a little I think simple edit will save me a little I think so, too
I'm not even a bad
Oh
Queue up oh they're saying queue up oh so it's starting that's just like that my teammates not here my teammates not here either
I don't think I don't even know where Los is am I playing game one solo is there a discord
I'm not even in the discord like bro. Why did I why do I have to have more he's not even like
Can I have someone who actually cares? I?
Gotta find the fucking discord on
I need a rose in the discord
To this fucking music makes me want to kill myself
So I'm just playing the service solo apparently that's all good breath
Island is still driving. Oh god
Oh, he's at a car dealership in London
It's okay, bro
You'll probably be able to solo queue at least
Why did he say he could play if he can't play I don't understand what's up like what is the point of that
I have no idea. Wait, I don't
have it. I don't have it. Wait.
I don't even have the drops
enabled. I can't even check. Can
you check in your eyes? Jinxie.
If I could play solo keyboard
mouse. Or is that not fair?
bro i'ma let you know all right thanks bro someone tell those to pick up the
fucking discord
yo yo what the fuck man yo i'm trying to get you in join
we have to start like you have a type of getting a discord 40 people in
losain in kick him first game just started like no jigsay or not jigsay
Joe you can relax brother you can relax are you serious? Yeah, you can relax exact message
Dude, I genuinely don't know where I'm like putting this in
They would join my um
I don't even know how to fucking
Where is it okay hold on a second hold on loose join my lobby I just invited you
Five foot one one hundred seventy pounds that's me
game was your actual stats or was shut the fuck up we're about to go yellow's
where come work on why would we call I'm playing on controller so I've never
played on controller why would they put you on controller bro that doesn't even
make sense how okay where are you putting the custom oh custom key
all right ready up I want to do this work
Why are you a fucking banana if you will hold on a sec? I'm
Wait listen, it's just this but we change this is a finding server by putting a code is that wrong?
Shouldn't it say that there's people in the lobby. Yeah, so I thought
Yo, my question is this bro
If
If Jeezy's saying oh, you're the best in the tournament you've won a FNC whatever, but if you go and controller
Then that doesn't mean anything
That's yeah, yeah, thank you loose. You know what? Thank you for having a brain
So bro, why don't you just go a massive keyboard? Who's even gonna know bro?
I'm not gonna tell anyone. Yeah, you guys are gonna tell anyone, right?
Why are they telling me you up ready up? Why are they telling me you have a hundred forty thousand people?
Wait, hold on
I'm actually embarrassed that I have that little amount I gotta I gotta read up a little bit. Hold on
What do you mean you have to read up? Yo
The keys not working by the way, I typed in the key. Did I do something wrong?
Let's say this is just not enough we ready up again
I'm on the right server look North America and a central nice nice tournament Jinzy nice man
Nice tournament, bro
I mean it
It's not working the keys not working at least for me. I literally just put in the exact same thing, but they just play
Why do you have a hundred sixty six thousand V bucks
Let's see bro.
First of all, I haven't been out here in a minute.
Let me check the store.
What's in here?
Oh, what's in there?
Tongue Tongue Tongue Sohoor?
I think it's in there.
Um.
Oh, this one's kind of fine.
The Kingdom Hearts one.
Yo!
Alright, Cued Player's 48.
Alright, we're in bro.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Yo Los, I'm letting you know right now by the way, this is my second day
on controller ever I don't get it man can we just get an exception why can't you
play on your normal shit because I'm apparently I'm the best player in the
game but there's about 50 different fucking people who play keyboard or mouse
who can edit faster than the old control so it's just jeej bro it's just
let's just get a clip out of this yeah can we talk to jinksie real quick can
we like like can we have a quick conversation because I'm also on your
That's another thing. It's aware, bro. It's self-aware, bro
I'm just I'm saying like let's just be real, bro
These dudes are all like, you know, you know, is this you in the item shop?
Hero Baymax, who's Hero Baymax?
Are you fucking shit? I'm gonna gift you tune-to-tune. All right, and we'll be um, I'll be Val I'll be
cappuccino
Yeah, it's perfect, bro. Everyone's gonna look for us. Everyone's just gonna fucking look for us.
This skin's kinda tough.
Yeah, that's crazy, bro. Like, it's so funny, like, you don't have an icon skin. Like, kill yourself.
Oh, fuck, man. You know, cause you like, dedicate your life to this shit, you know?
That's crazy, bro. That's so far, bro.
bro oh you put your grandma down for a fucking slice of lasagna bro you understand
that first of all you have no idea how good her lasagna is that's number one but
that's that doesn't even matter bro where's this you killed your hamster
because you sat on them where the fuck is you were you were actually in the
by the way there was Dennis a hamster in the item shop it disappeared
serious hey yo can I how do I give you how do I gift him something
I don't know bro oh here we go gift here we go yeah yeah yeah
yo hold that hold that hold that shit bro
You're welcome by the way.
Dude take that off.
Please take that off bro.
Bro they're gonna know it's us man.
Who's gonna know who's who?
Oh I wonder.
One person type.
Wait I gotta restart my game and say.
Apparently the fucking the key is not even right anymore they just changed it again.
You know this is gonna take, they should.
I don't know, okay here's my tape.
Why does Fortnite not just like host this themselves and just give private keys to everyone's account pre-hand so we can just click a button?
Yeah, that's so smart, man.
It was at 48 people queued and now it's at 22 and the whole discord is just saying...
Like...
Wait, I should reset or no?
I'm resetting my game. It doesn't even fucking load.
Uh...
put drops on pus for hey bro guess what there is drops enabled you fucking idiot
yo is it possible can we find out where Jinx is I just want to ask him bro
yo bro I'll maybe I'll maybe I'll threaten them a little bit give my
call you want to give him a quick dial or no let's get let's get give him a
quick dial bro oh nice my game doesn't even fucking load did I get hacked
They're saying that you're playing on a PS5.
Yo, I need you to relax.
Are you playing on a PS5?
Uh, I am playing on a PS5 Pro.
Yeah. It's over.
What is so funny about that?
Why are you a millionaire and you're not playing on a fucking PC, bro?
Well first of all, my PC doesn't work, so.
Dude, you should be able to use, dude, where the fuck is Jinxie, bro?
We need to have a fucking 30 second combo.
Why is this guy acting hollywood?
Where the fuck is he?
Oh my god, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna add him to the call, but I'll hear it joined.
Okay. High-fives! Summon Jin-
You better answer, man. I'm trying to load up the game right now.
Oh, I got a gift! Thanks, Los! Yes! Thank you.
I
Really jc. All right, bro
Why are you why do you have little teka bro?
Chat little teka man. Listen, I've got to say this
Why do you know every clip why do you know every clip bro?
Do you just stream and then you're just scrolling ticked up you passed out you restart your day?
How the fuck do you not reclit?
Now you're sick in the head bro, you're not gonna you're not gonna be normal like for you um
No, but in all seriousness man, I want to shout a little second. He is so underrated
I feel like people even talk about me. He's got so many good songs so many hit songs um
It's pretty good. I
Don't know man. I don't know why don't people talk about it, bro. I don't know to be honest
But I hope more people do
Just like that felt like an ad read but like I do think he's underrated
No, I really wasn't
They ready up
Uh
This is about to be fucking problem
Ask Loewe about slayer.
Where the fuck hold on bro, where?
I'm calling Tracy bro, I'm calling Tisha
Not yet, who's ready for the Lodge party?
I
Guys please get jinkzy
Change your skin yellow. So are you worried? Are you worried about tomorrow?
Oh my god, man.
Yeah, I'm not, you know, this shit's taking way too long, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, of course.
Of course, Jinx, he's just not answering, man.
He's trying to nerf Ron.
Who's the actual great players that are in this tournament,
to keep an eye out so like when we die we can watch like oh james is calling yo hey can
you just join the discord real quick we just want to talk to you just real quick man
no no tell him how it is don't do no that's this is shit okay okay i'm gonna i listen
Just watch, just watch, just watch, just watch.
Hi, what's up, man?
How's it going?
Hey, Jinxie.
So listen, man, great tournament you're putting together here.
We're all ready to play.
We're all excited.
Ron is going to use massive keyboard, OK?
Nope.
That's not permitted.
Hold on.
What did you just say?
Yo, look, so why are you getting sassy with me, bro?
You psycho.
No, no, no, I'm telling you, he feels more comfortable with that.
You're like, no, it's not permitted.
Why are you trying to nerf my teammate?
He's never played this shit.
There's dudes in here who played Magic Keeper the whole life.
The fuck are you doing?
Why are you doing this to just him?
Because Ron, your teammate, won a FNCS, bro.
He's like the truth.
Hey, bro, but guess what?
Let's roll.
Like, you know, let's put it in a fucking burn.
Ronaldo turns because maybe that's the only way you can understand shit.
You can go, hey, what the fuck does Ronaldo primarily use?
It's right foot.
It's right foot.
So how do we go throw him in the fucking game?
And he can only use his left foot.
He's got to fucking leave the line.
What the fuck is Tommy's right foot to his fucking head?
Is that fair to him?
What the fuck?
I'm just joking.
Yo, Jixi, like there's so many players in here that you're about to see finesse after
bro.
Bro, they all got nerf.
That's fair.
That everybody's getting nerfed.
Okay, okay, so look at my stream, Jixi.
I will play, I will play 30 FPS and I will play like fucking this if you want me to.
Is this what you want?
I will play 30 FPS and I will play like fucking this.
Is this what you want?
I will do this.
I will do this.
You see I'm dead ass better than Ron right now. I'm not even kidding. I'm not good and broke
I'm better than he's playing control for two days
Even me applying it for fucking eight years. I'm better
Okay
Bro y'all should just crack beers and have a good time
No, I just don't want to be broke.
Bro, because of Hangover.
Wait, J-Shock, hold up.
J-Shock is calling me one minute.
Oh, my dear god, man.
Well, we're fucked.
I'm letting you know right now we're actually fucked.
Like, I'm genuinely.
If you use bashing people, right?
How would anyone know?
You're going to see it based on my movement.
That's how you're going to see.
But Los, the fuck part is, the fuck part is,
this is what's going to happen.
There's about, like, six or eight games
that we're about to play.
And look how long it takes to get one game in.
We're gonna die and just have to sit and wait every fucking time.
And I'm letting you know right now, the last game,
I'm hopping on keyboard and mouse and I'm griefing the lobby.
I don't give a fuck.
We're also playing on Texas servers.
So, we have a ping delay.
That sounded sexual.
What?
Wait, how do we put out this?
I'm honored to play with you, bro. Like I genuinely think you're the best team that I could have chose no troll
This is probably the most fun
I'm ever gonna have is playing with you, but it's not gonna be fun playing with you and we just die off spawn
Yo, guys, I'm back. I know I know you're gonna die. It's not gonna be fun. Yeah, Jaycee
Listen, just even for like even for stream purposes, bro
Him planning this bro. He's gonna die in a few minutes. We're not even gonna be able to stream really dude
Joe called a copy the host is rough. Yo
Joe, what's up, dude?
What's up?
Hey, guys.
Happy holidays.
Thank you, man.
I bet you got a lot of calls right now.
I just had a quick question or two, if that's all right?
Yes, bro.
Yes.
Number one, we're playing eight games today, right?
Yes, eight games.
Every game should be 20, 30 minutes.
OK.
I would venture to say that we're
going to be here for probably nine hours.
Don't stop on that fucking philosophy crying
and just start the fucking game, bro.
How about that?
I think that we're gonna, I mean, it's like.
Yo!
What do you think the first game starts?
It should, dude, the first game should start, like,
within the next three minutes here.
Mm, okay.
All, uh, I think if there was a cow she'd got on that,
I think 99.
Was that an ad read?
Did he just do a fucking ad read?
Let's fucking play then, fuck it, pal.
I'm on control here.
Loser on control here.
Loser disabled.
Like, like, like, like, yeah.
Hey, Vox, congrats on the poly market.
Yeah, thanks for having us with LeBron on poly market.
Yo, is that what you want to fucking hear?
Like bro, like let's fucking play then, fucking.
Like I'm on controller.
Yo, I'm briefing my ass, Robbie.
I'm playing on keyboard and mouse, bro.
Dude, just go on the mouse and keyboard.
Who's he gonna save, bro?
We're gonna get banned.
Guys, good luck out there.
Wait, JC, wait, you can't leave us like that, man.
We were just saying.
I have a tournament to run, Los Polos TV, Lewis.
Okay, and listen, just give them the okay
for the mouse and keyboard.
We'll get out of here, bro.
Wait, there's a new key again?
Yo, production, wait, let me talk to production.
Let me talk to production!
Yo!
What are you doing?
Let's talk!
Wait.
Yo, is that bullshit?
It's over, bro, those were done.
Was that bullshit?
Did he just give us the fake, like,
oh yeah, I'll go talk to them?
Of course he did.
Oh, let me open the shit.
Loose, where are your headphones?
I've been called Junksy in my entire life.
Come on bro, we've been through this man.
Loose, where are your fucking headphones?
Dude, I tried to fucking buy them on Best Buy.
Your headphones, they don't sell them anymore.
Yeah, they got rid of them. They don't do it anymore.
Yeah, so cool man, so you got headphones and I don't but why don't you wear headphones that you have?
All right, I guess I'm repeating myself
I don't want to head head then like you do and other streamers do you don't want a headset deck
But you're 600 pounds over remember that classic. It's classic. Oh, come on. You don't know that one remember that
No, I'll listen. I know them and I know them all too well, bro
Yo, use the kitty headset, bro.
Like, bust it out, oh, put it on the gloves, bro.
Give it what we got here.
I mean, dude, the only thing I have here is my gloves.
That's pretty much it.
I don't have, like, clothes.
You striped booga back in the day, bro.
I need that.
I need that loads today.
You killed Prime Ninja, bro.
I need you to fucking lock in today.
Is Ninja in the tournament?
No.
Oh, so Ninja's too cool for the tournament.
All right, man.
Nice.
Bro, you, dude, you killed Ninja.
You killed Booga.
Bro, you played with David Goggins.
What can't you do?
Like, do you have airpods or something like that
you can plug in?
I don't know, bro.
Wait, why is there less people cute now?
Bro, because they restarted the queue again.
Oh my god, bro, this is a mess, bro.
So are you on me, lady?
The fuck is that, bro?
First of all, I need to address something.
I witnessed a clip of you losing your cat.
Yeah, he's good.
He's fine, bro.
I'm fine.
Oh, you're fine.
OK, well, yeah.
The clip was kind of left off with, like, you were,
like, panicking, and then it cut off.
And I never really looked into it.
I found him, bro.
Thank you, Los.
I figured, like, Lacey or someone like kidnapped him.
No, no, no.
I got him.
I got him, bro.
Don't worry.
All right.
So Los, where do you want to land, though?
I don't really know this map.
Is this the one where the map is, like, destroyed?
Like, I don't even know what.
Wait, which season is this?
I'm going to look up the map.
Yo, that was a good question.
Let me ask you a question, man.
Where do you see your life in five years?
Alive, hopefully.
And then where do you see your life in ten years?
Hopefully I have a wife and children.
Oh, that sounds boring, man.
Where do you see yourself in ten years, Los?
on skid row on figure row a street like where bro that's so that's actually so
upsetting
dude I want when I lived there I went on a listen I was walking around the
corner and I didn't know where like you know it was one of those streets in LA
where it's like all tense, you know?
And I'm walking down and I made eye contact
with a guy who was doing crack,
but I was looking at him in the eyes.
I got the fuck out of there.
You're fine, you're actually fine.
Wait, is this the map chat or no?
Is this the map?
Which map is it?
What map is it?
This map.
So, this is Season X.
I'm confused.
Are we just landing tilted or what?
No.
Hold on.
Season X Fortnite map.
OG.
I'm confused is not it
With Batman oh
This map wait
Let's land the back came
Heard you
Yoke, it's this one. Oh
It's neo tilted
It's this one oh
Hell no, okay, so what my mods on it? Oh you did something
You look wait, whatever you just sent me outlawed you just sent me this I just clicked it. This is what it is. Oh
My god game found oh we're in nice. Yo lock in lock in. Oh, okay. I'll lock in I'm close. I'm letting you know right now
I I
I don't know why I have tongue-tongue-tongue to whore on dude. Just go I'm telling you bro. Just do it
No one's gonna say shit
I'm gonna head over my mouth. Oh my god, I'm gonna have over one
Los I did it somewhere to go what light I'm gonna go from way I'm actually better than you right now
All right, we're not gonna lie
You gonna take a nap
Okay
What do you mean, should we be hiding on a screen? It's a fucking Fortnite tournament!
Fuck, we should have landed on the meteor. Oh look, I'm on a hundred ping! I'm on a hundred
ping!
Watch this 10. Yeah, let's go get that Transformer.
We don't this band. Yeah, we're on con. We're on con come here
I'm at a hundred pain
What the fuck am I supposed to no no no no
Yeah, if you're on a hundred pain you should at least get massive keyboard bro i'm literally on 97 pain
Now this is love yo, this is glad to be as fucking here, bro
Yeah, my sword will change me.
Why is it not central servers?
I'm confused.
Nice swordman, man.
This would actually be goaded if I could read this with central servers.
Like, this loophole is like the best loophole ever.
By the way, this is the best loot in the game, by the way.
This season is genuinely like the most crazy shit in the game.
Like, it's fun.
I said who's actually good in this tournament?
Uh, Lace.
There's so many.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, I'm telling you, we're gonna get ran through if we fight someone.
Like, genuinely serious, I don't know how to, I don't know how to build loads.
And I'm on 90 ping.
So, anyone who, if, so basically if everybody shoots at our walls, uh, you're gonna
be the one that has to hold the walls.
don't it's over oh so it's gonna be like a sweaty tournament like that where it's
like it's the last circle it's like okay yeah now we'll be fine man
yeah it will be good
I'm actually at a hundred things.
Wait, these are like good ass guns.
Are those company?
Okay, I'm not trying to like be a dick.
Do you know how to build?
Do you want the Batman grapple?
No, no.
Do you want to get rid of these?
Carry that heavy sniper!
Carry that sniper!
You gotta trust me!
Oh my god!
I got the bolt!
I got the bolt!
Is it not a heavy sniper?
We could do some fucking freaky shit.
Oh, I'm God, I know a strap.
Come take this.
No, I have one.
No, it's a Storm Scout sniper.
Nine.
I think it's ass.
I think it's ass.
No, it tells you where the storm is,
which we probably won't even need.
I mean, we could take that.
Wait, they're saying it's good.
They're saying it's good.
Wait, use it, use it, and you're
going to tell me where the storm is.
All right.
It tells you where the next one is.
Bro, you guys are saying floor metal.
How do I tell you guys?
I'm not gonna do the form because I can't please anything. I'm at 100px!
Wait, you don't know how to build at all, though?
No!
Barely! But I'm at 100px. It doesn't matter.
Let me show you my folding skills.
No, no, no. Please save it for fucking...
Save for greater, though.
First of all, we need to be near each other.
Do I take this scrapper instead, Shadow? No.
I think I should take this
I'm gonna shock
What are you
Yeah, yeah, bruh, bruh, this shit off. I'm not even kidding.
What?
Hi, lock in. Bro, I'm gonna see if I'm...
Why is there a ping at 100, but it's not central?
I thought we're playing central.
Hey, let's get to the storm circle. I know where it's at.
Or do you want the sniper?
No, I have one.
The storm one?
No, no, I have a good fight. You can hold that for me no where everything is.
Hold on.
Close. The only way we win?
I have a heavy sniper.
So what that means? Okay? Listen to me.
What that means is we can run it. If someone is placing a box, we can run at full speed and just jump in.
Okay? And I can get us in instantly.
Okay.
Okay, so you just have to be ready. That's all
Hey, no more bro, I'm ready
Let's hope it's not an evil airdrop
Wait wait wait, maybe so wait wait, let's like sit back a little bit. See if someone goes to it
Lacy's on
Can you come up here and plug in my fucking fiber then takes like a second no
I don't know if anyone later over here. I lost nothing looks broken loss. I'm lost one
Wait, there's there's a dude in front of me. There's a dude in front of me where oh, I see him
Nice, well, I'm gonna shoot as well. You're gonna spray him ready three two one
Okay
Hit him for 20.
All right.
Ha!
This is...
I'm gonna get this...
I'm gonna get this airdrop.
This is a campfire, bro.
Yup.
Keep doing it, keep doing it.
He's coming up top.
Yeah, he's coming.
Back up.
Don't die.
to the right and they already got out where'd they go they escaped like to the
back I'm just gonna snipe another one bro when the time's right keep coming
Yeah, they're on the building.
I can't build, so I mean this is just, they know it's me.
I see the movie, I see the movie.
Wherever that is, it's good at the fucking game, bro.
Holy shit.
They know to fucking be in that spot, and then not only that, their fucking aim is fucking on point.
So, go, literally run.
You know where that zone is or not?
Yes, follow me
Follow me follow me. You need to go go far right go far right go far right trust me. Trust me. It's called dead side. Listen to your ITL
Okay
They're gonna be honest though, but you stay just stay on this side. Okay get these hoverboards come on
I'm following you bro. We're going in the next circle
Stay on the right side.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
How do these work?
Is there like a boost?
Yes, just like that.
Okay, hold on.
Is that a big shield?
I'm gonna take a quick stop right here.
I
Need a fucking lose don't go down me. I just told you I was gonna stop. Oh, I see you don't don't know
They're just sitting hold on no no, please
Oh, they're pussy
Let's get
Let's get the zone with your fucking thing, please
Don't shoot you have to listen
All right, let's go
I'm following you go push
No, we shouldn't go through the middle
There's a lot of people
I
Where's the next zone? Where's the next one? You know where it is
Where's the edge of that zone? Great. Keep up straight
Tell me close are you with me? Yeah, where is it?
I'm going up here. Come on. Hey
uh it's over here go I go to it and just build a metal one by one okay I'm gonna
get up high
I think these other things know
I have the same shigure there
if there's a big one just disabled
I have a big bar
Can you drop the sniper, drop the sniper for a second, please.
Oh, you don't even have the Storm Sniper.
Wait, is this the Storm Sniper?
Why do you have two snipers?
Drop me, okay, drop me the Storm Sniper, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Wait, the Storm Sniper?
Yes, yes, just for one second.
Take it.
I don't even want it.
No, just hold it, okay, fine.
Okay, we're in it, we're in it.
Are we in it right here or not?
Should I take-
Okay.
in here I just I'm letting you know right now I'm not gonna overdo bro wait
you can hold 999 Matt oh no
well just keep it yeah a little bit bro when I simple edit bro I can't even
like oh no well we're good right here actually we're kind of we're not in the
middle it's fine as long as we're on the corner we won't be on the corner
What was that? Don't worry this is a big plane.
Alright, give me it, drop it, drop it, drop it.
Sheep, sheep. What does that have? Northwest?
Okay hold it and then come here. Come here, come here, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Watch the cries of the group. Just quick right here.
Stop it.
Alright, run.
Just watch your head.
They can get on top.
Okay?
Oh my god, wait.
We're on a zipline.
Oh no.
Oh my god, wait, we're on a zipline.
Oh no.
Oh my god, peek it, you're dead.
Where is he?
Talk to me.
Yo, you have a sniper, right?
I can, we can do a double sight.
I'm just hoping I know him.
He's straight ahead west.
He's building.
I don't know if you can see it.
Oh god, this is gonna keep, this is gonna be, this is gonna be.
Los, you see that metal box up there?
You're gonna shoot ready just give it a three
Three
Too fast they know they know
We can do that
If you watch the clip, oh my god, can I mark?
How do you mark someone on controller?
What is the mark button?
It might be one of the arrows, bro, but don't even try
I can't, up on my deep pad is...
Left on deep pad is that, bro, I don't even have a mark
Oh no
I can't even tell you where...
They leave the box, but they're still in there
No, they're in there holding it
Okay, I just got sniped, bro
Need to heal close it my different guy from a different guy need to heal up my please don't I know I gave you my pot
I don't know extra years. I give you my pot
Guys if I click it twice doesn't work
Oh my god, you know like a campfire nope you know
Yeah, we're in the zone though. We're good. Yeah, come here. Come here. Come here. Drop
the sniper. Drop the other cyber. Just keep going the ground for now. I can see where
the next zone is. Well, I hope the fuck. I hope we get this fucking. He's on. I'm
that ass. All right we got some. Wait until we didn't. That's just south. Yeah, southeast.
Come here, drop that. Drop that. Drop that. Drop that. Drop that. Drop that. Drop that.
Follow me. Follow me. Follow me now. Follow me. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come
These kids know get ready get ready get ready
Just hold the sniper just keep it. Oh my god, I'm an idiot wait
You just want the war wait, bro. Wait, where is this? Oh, it's this south you got us. Oh my god
Wait, it's south?
Just hold it! I'll give you the heavy sniper back!
Get back! Get back! Get back! Get back!
Here.
South-west under the zone.
Oh my God.
I told you! Come on!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Let's go.
Oh my god, wait!
I'm setting up for half and half.
Oh my god, I'm an idiot!
Come here, come here, come here!
We're good, we're good, we're good!
That's good, though, that's good for half and half!
No, no, no!
Cha!
I haven't played this in forever!
Oh my god, here.
We don't have to block our back!
We don't have to block our back!
Don't worry.
Hold on!
I think she's leaving.
Oh god, back up, back up, back up!
Come here, come here, come here!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
I need you to do me a favor. I'm gonna kill someone. I'm gonna kill someone. I'm gonna kill someone for us. I need you to come here
I need you to come here. Please just come here. Just come right here. Come here quickly quickly quickly
Loose there's gonna be a metal wall you're gonna shoot it, right?
Right there right there shoot it shoot it shoot it
What the fuck man, we're gonna have no we're fine
I'm gonna do need to really hit your side here, and then we're gonna kill him
Oh my god come here come here come here come here come here no no no no I need you I need you
That not yet not yet not yet. They know it's not no they know it's us. We can't we can't we can't they know we're bad
Drop me your mats. Can I get some ass any max? Oh my god fuck not all of it. Yeah. Oh my god fuck
Can we say
No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. What do you mean we're good? We're fine. We're okay, bro
It's chill. Don't even move
Like oh, bro, you're being extra man
You're fucking idiot. We're dead. We're fucking dead Lewis. Drop me the fucking sniper. Drop me that heavy
Come here, come here, come here, pick up the heavy, pick up the heavy.
We're gonna get a kill here.
Come here, come here.
Ready?
Shoot that metal wall.
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
No, no, no, no.
Dead!
200!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Shoot the bottom, shoot the bottom.
What?
Shoot the bottom.
Nice.
No, spray, spray, spray, spray, spray.
Oh, don't push!
Don't push!
Let's come back!
Come back
I have no sight for it. Oh my god
You jumped out of the box
Dude, I so loot I just jumped I
Need a head I need a med kit, bro. There's any oh my god
Come here come here
Let's come here. We're gonna get the zone. We're gonna stay here. You need to have a
You drop the heavy-sniper you just drop it
You're gonna die you're gonna die. I'm sorry. It's no way I can run you
Well, I have so much not close. I'm gonna get us mad placement. Don't worry
I'm not gonna lie you
Your top your top five right now your top three
No, that was really good, bro. I can't run I have no spring keep on I have no spring keep on there's no spring
Why do you have Sprint on controller when I fucking have my edit out?
When I have my edit out I can't print it
I mean, was that nothing?
I mean, it's not bad, it's not like
Well these guys can kill it bro, I'm on a hundred ping by the way, so I need you to fully like every time like
You gotta just like rock you got to do a lot of the work, which is the fuck for
The thing is we just if I had max bro, I'd be better. I had no kills in there
Yo, I'm gonna plug in my lever and I'm gonna say it's a plug right? Hey
They never brought it to my room, I guess
You do it they never brought it to my room, I guess
How do I sprint wait, what's the keep on someone's on me? Where is it? Where's it? Where's it?
Why can't I sprint with the thing? How do I do it?
No stomping one
Where is this door my dog keeps coming in here
sensitivity, advance, toggle, I feel like that was a good first round bro I mean
yeah bro controller, auto-run, wait chat how do I next tab
auto-run double tap is there a way I could just have it so like when I have
my edits on I can run so I don't have to click too much shit no no no check
check that listen reset your brains for one second listen what I'm saying is when
I have an edit when I have builds out I can't sprint it like left on d-pad so
So right now my bind is left on d-pad.
No, bind it.
Guys, I'm sorry.
This is literally my second-down controller.
I don't know why everyone's freaking out.
Movement.
Sprint.
So I changed my Sprint.
That's what I'm changing?
Yeah, dude, my Sprint is just when I click the L3 or hold it down.
One building tab.
I don't want your fucking
I don't want your fucking
Keybinds, bro. I'm gonna stay for fucking away from your world
Well, I snipe boogers, so what the fuck did you do oh see on controller nothing? All right, so I'm a better player than you on controller
We should change skins though wait so what's that this is a setting spray slash auto run
And then I click that to
Emo
No, I need that in case I snipe Buga. I put that down
Fuck it
Stop it owns me. You're right, bro
Was that everyone by the way, why are you wearing Cypher PK Rolos?
No, bro, it's to confuse people
Los if you dead ass listen by the way, that's how we're gonna win
I'm letting you know right now. I just need you to carry like dude. Oh my god
I'm just gonna have Los carry a heavy sniper every time I
Need to get Matt no we both need full mats
No, I think and no slow slow slow slow. I have a crazy idea
I think I have you carry around a heavy sniper and a and no shot on a heavy sniper and just ar and heels
That's all I think you carry. I think you carry a heavy sniper ar and heels and that's a I
mean
Yeah, I mean if you don't want me to have a shotgun
I don't think you're gonna hit your shots with a shotgun if we're in a fucking box. So I think you just
That is that is pure disrespect. Los
All right
I'll be honest we can't do a sky base because then one person's gonna snitch and then it's just over
Realistically, though, would anyone actually snitch?
Yes.
Yes.
All it takes is one person to read their chance, say SkyBase, and then someone's going to look
up and then just see us instantly.
Now is there a way to double enforce the SkyBase, meaning I start from one side of the map,
you start from another?
Los, you want us to go on opposite sides of the map and sky base.
Listen, if we pull it off, we're gonna win.
Los, do me a favor.
Look up real quick.
And then look to your right.
And then look at yourself in OBS and realize what a fucking dumbass you are.
Because what the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
First of all, my OBS is not on my third monitor, it's on my seventh monitor.
First of all, I mean, why do you have seven monitors?
Why do you have seven fucking monitors?
Why do you have seven monitors?
What is the point of having seven monitors?
Why do you not take your job seriously, bro?
Can you please explain to me what each monitor fucking does?
Can you explain?
Okay, one, security cameras.
My entire house, I have 18 different camera angles all up on the screen, okay?
Okay, cool. That's a good one, that's useful.
The main one here has the chat open.
Say your main monitor doesn't have the game open, it has the chat open.
Yeah, chat's the most important thing.
Then I have a screen that just shows a preview of my OBS.
Then I have a screen of my, you know, different windows for like, you know, different tabs.
Then I have down here discord and then on this screen over here. I got the game
And it's great here. I have one screen on this screen. What screen do you have the game on?
The one near my door
I
And then I have another monitor down here that's like a mini monitor
No guys, am I in the game it doesn't say anyone I'm confused it kicked me out
I'm so fucking confused it deadass kicked me out I had why is Ronald controlling um
Jinxy wanted to nerf the tournament
So let me get this straight you have 15 monitors and you're playing on a fucking ps5
Like I really like what it like Jinxy might make it made this the most unfair shit ever, bro
Like I'm on a yeah, she fucking G chat
At least I got tongue tongue tongue so horse skin
This shit's taking forever.
Well, he said eight games?
Yes, love.
Should we order each other a doordash and see what we get?
Fuck, bro.
Nah, because last time I got you like $600 worth of seafood and you ate just a combined
a pasta. Bro, what am I supposed to do with 600 fucking dollars of seafood? Do you think
I have the same diet as you? Dude, you have a MOOC bang! Yo, Lois, why did you ruin the
photo of me brawny and LeBron, bro? Nah, you're not a real person, bro. You're like
a clip machine. You're not even like human anymore. You've said that exactly. You
I'm not kidding sometimes.
Alright, so listen the new game plan, alright?
Well same game plan but better we need to both have full mats for those we have to make it off school
We do we're going to man 45 more people this game
That's fine. I say we go I say we go like over here
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No?
Okay, where?
We'll go the same direction and if it doesn't work, we'll swerve off.
Say no more.
Why did you just jump out of the...
You said to God, whoa!
Hopefully someone sees the Cypher PK scan and just gets scared in the middle of the way.
We're getting caught now by like 10 people.
So I'm switching you off.
I mean, bro, there's like 50 people all of a sudden.
You might be schizo, bro.
What?
There's no one here
I got them low.
I'm coming.
They have no loot.
Wherever this is, there's no loot.
Oh, can I take shields?
That's all I need right now.
Where are they? I want to kill them.
Oh my God.
I can't hold. It's over. I'm gonna go dead.
Losers, get out. Losers, you need to get out. Losers, you need to get out.
Losers, you need to get out.
I
Get so like genuinely serious or you skit so
You literally said you're going to kill them. I didn't even say anything I
Said I know I need you there. Whoa. I need you help
Don't worry bro, I'm gonna revive you.
I don't even know.
The other guy said Loser's carrying.
Well, I wasn't to you, basically,
Suicided me.
How, can I buy a rez or is that not working?
No, you can, they already did it last game.
Can you buy a rez or do I have to go get your shit?
Oh, now you gotta get my card.
Because you can fire shit.
Gotta get the card.
Listen, if you think you're better off without me, don't get my card, man.
I'm gonna get you.
Ah, that's cool, bro.
I'm gonna get you. I need you.
Sorry, this is my third damn fucking controller.
I guess this could do it.
Oh my god.
Cold heavy sniper?
You could just cleanse.
Dude that's fire.
Holy shit.
I think David Goggins was supposed to be in the tournament.
Oh, so I'm gonna go get your shit right now, okay?
Oh.
At first, I'm gonna head south side of this guy over here.
Oh my god.
Yeah, probably even.
I'm not gonna use this hoverboard.
forward. What was wrong when I hit that?
Wow they didn't even bother getting my loot that's that's just so
I need you to mark a region then the closest one to me
All right, I'm gonna just
I'm going to get you in a second, huh?
I just got to make sure this area is, like, clear.
Low key, I think I'll take the minigun instead of a shotgun. Oh, I'm gone.
Yeah.
Fuck, there's someone here.
You think they're still here?
I hear them.
And I don't have a shotgun, so it's like, if I had a shotgun I'd be way more confident,
like a good shotgun.
I'm going to wait a while, okay?
I'm going to run into a tree.
When you crouch, it doesn't give any footsteps.
Can they see my aim through the bush or no?
You're the expert.
How do you not know that?
Whoa.
I'm not going to reboot so people just start running at me, bro.
I'm on a tank zone when it goes past.
I'm telling you.
Okay, so there's two people here.
They're camping the fucking bushes, you see?
They camp.
They already stopped.
And then there's a guy in front of here.
And this guy's moving.
Oh, God.
Holy s***!
Holy shit, huh? They don't even know you're in the bush, or they do
What the fuck
Nah, you're weird, bro, you're actually weird, dude
What wait get the other guys loot what on
Okay, bro
Still here I have a feeling that they're like in these bushes
I'm not going to lie.
So what's going to happen is we're going to go get those kids a little guy.
Alright, look at that.
Oh wow, this is super fucking quick.
It's that box, remember that box that I sniped?
Wait, why was that so quick?
Look, it's over here, come on.
Why can't I open up my inventory?
Go get that loot quickly you're on disarmament
Oh my god, what? Dude, I'm on a swarm. You're fine. You're fine. It's like no tick
Come here. We're gonna go left side. Come here. Just stay with me
I'm gonna drop you up. I'm gonna drop you to me
I'm not gonna lie, we should have hushed.
This shit just didn't work, oh my god.
We were dead.
My grapple just didn't work.
That grapple didn't work.
The same zone, the same zone.
Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.
It's high.
Loads, what you're gonna do?
Yes, go to my car now, go to my car now.
Just trust me, go to my car.
We're gonna go right back to the reason then.
We're going to be fine, we're going to have to find bandages.
Literally just do it instantly.
Go behind the reboot van, go behind the reboot van, go behind the reboot van, go behind the
reboot van, yep, yep, go in there, that's ours.
Okay, stick it, let's stick it, I mean we're, uh, I mean Chad what do we do?
You gotta run and just find like, okay, let's go straight in front of you, north,
Who's gonna eat apples? You gotta eat the apples. You gotta find apples. It's somewhere just get it
I don't know. I'm dead ass here. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
You gotta eat apples, bro
Oh
It's just out of you guys
Let's get out of this. I'm eating apples. Okay, then you gotta run then you gotta run with it
Come on, bro
Oh my god.
I mean I might be able to crawl.
Can I make this?
I can't make this crawl.
I'm going into players who know how to bail and shoot! What am I supposed to do? I'm going
to underpain! I'm literally better than everyone! This is so retorting!
I don't- is this like a money laundering scheme? Like I don't get it. This is for
a hundred grand. You've had dudes who know how to play the game and you for some reason
Oh, I lost it for don't board on for don't please the game
He plays the game
bro like
What am I watching?
Yeah, whatever brownie we lost
Lost the game
We got to wait till next game now. It's gonna be a long time till we got to figure out a better drop spot man. Oh
Let's see I'm not gonna lie
Let's see what courage is doing with all these mats all this loot that's POI because he knows how to play the fucking game
He doesn't even want to wear his own skin he knows no one wears it
That's fucked up.
Why you'll never get a skin?
They're never gonna give me a skin anyway, but...
Yo, to be honest, man, you don't listen.
Wait, that's not even curbed, that's Valkyrie?
Wait, Valkyrie the one who pl-
I'm not even gonna do it bro.
I'm not even gonna do it bro.
So they put Valkyrie and-
Like, like really, should we bro, if you had your ma- if you had mouse keyboard would you-
Like, it's so weird.
We would be fucking murdering everybody! I just killed four players!
With fucking keyboard and mouse! We didn't even see-
Is this big justice?!
Big Justice is out, look at us now, bro.
You gotta go.
You gotta go.
Jason the Ween is silking.
Silking literally plays...
I gotta see how...
Oh yeah, no, maybe silking.
Hey, Justice just brought the boom on you, Murray. You just died at the hands of Big
Justice.
This guy's playing prop on over here, whoever this guy is. Is this B. Loot? I don't even
Dispecting like who's even good? I couldn't tell you
You're I guess I'm just gonna stop I'm just gonna play whatever we got find a better drop slot. Where should we go chat like what's a better spot?
Like what's a spot that's like
Like, think about what we just did, Los, when we died early in the game, and we rezed
each other, like we still did something, you know what I'm saying?
The only promise we have to utilize are disabilities, so like, the only way we're gonna win this
is if we just get snipers, like how I just did, I'm telling you.
like snipers is what's gonna win the whole fucking tournament
hello man, I don't know, I'm kind of like
I'm not using keyboard mode, shut up
I just have to use the keyboard power
who's Joe playing with?
who's who's anonymous who's this
very funny like a full night
I'm gonna walk any amount they win this game watch this right
I watch this this is gonna be my guy to win ready watch
Well, do you know what the PK-10 score is?
What?
Player killer, bro.
That's the monitor.
Make the boss call those message jinxies.
Dude, these guys...
They can't fire here.
Why are they not using this?
Use the campfire, bro. Use the campfire.
You see the campfire.
You see the campfire.
Cipher, use the campfire. I know you can hear me.
I know you can hear me.
I know you can hear me.
I know you can hear me.
Look to your right and just put that. Use the campfire.
Type in chat.
Wait, how much does Tix of Zone do in OG mode?
It might not do a lot.
I'm saying until what zone do you think doesn't do a lot oh my god
I mean they won watch this. I'm telling you they won
Look around nobody won. I'll lock any matz like ruins any amount
Who's Big Dust is playing now?
The game's a little over the top.
How is B- this is who's down there by the way, yeah, B-like.
Well, we just got, well, man.
Come on, yeah, look at them, I predicted this.
They should move right now to the other side.
Yup, he's got a short pad.
He's got a short pad or he's going to hit the zip, or he's going to hit the zip.
Yup.
That's so cheesy, man.
Yeah, I'm gonna take exactly how they're gonna play this
This is so cheesy
Now they look back
What is that kid
They don't need to do this, they should just, they should just stick to the next zone, not just too much.
Oh my god, who are they going after?
Yeah man, that's exactly what happens, you see they're fighting for height right now, they can just do the last side game.
Oh, where am I watching exactly how I told you to play out winning
Let me see you turn up. I want to hit with kindness
Oh my god, he's smart, wait, yeah, go off, wait, oh my god.
He actually could have won that, no bullshitting, he's dead, he's gonna win.
Oh my god, he could still win.
Oh my god.
Ah, this is like I predicted.
Hey, now we fucked about eight.
Oh my god, that's like I predicted
Yeah, we fucked about eight. Let's go again, bro. Where's the next spot? We got to figure out a new spot to go
We have to grab the new spot to go
You're gonna be honest, bro
Go the first spot we can't there's two people
I'll be honest with you though
Who went there cuz like I fucked them
Fuck this game, I won't go take a nap real see what the fuck
Z! Wait, fuck!
Is, is being...
AHHHHHH!
Same setup!
Damn! Bro!
Play split-screen!
Yo!
Play split-screen!
Oh!
I know that was a thing!
Los, lock in, it's glove time.
Dude, alright, fine.
Don't put it on yet.
Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle.
New core video? Go watch it, y'all.
Not.
No, but all right.
Los you got to change your skin, bro.
They're going to know it's you and they're going to get too scared.
We got to get kills here.
I'm ready?
I've also already have...
Guys, drops are enabled just because you can't see them.
Read the pen.
Read the pen.
Oh, you want to go OG on them, Los.
I guess I have to.
I mean fuck it I might as well join you Los oh
Quaintance here why not
I mean let's show him Losos
How did Lacey do bro Lacey good a key our controller bro. I was surprised we were wondering
It's controller like better for our fortnight nowadays like for competitive like
No, it's so fucking fun like aiming sometimes
Now I can't imagine like when unknown used to play how broken it really like how broken was it really?
where I love this clip of you where I'm like I'm gonna shoot the wall spray and
then you spray it ten seconds after I shot the wall like you're a fucking
burger bro. First of all there's no fucking way to happen. What do you mean
there's no way it didn't happen. You literally did it in front of my face!
Guys who cares bro? Let's just smile, let's have fun bro. Let's fucking lock in
most. We're top three apparently because of the first game I think and
because I got like fucking like four kills. We're lock, Los.
Oh, fuck, man. All right. I got a lock in, bro. I'm a little tired.
What are you do? No naps.
I've been awake since like three in the morning.
Doing what?
Living, bro.
What?
Yo, I watch this disturbing ass show on Netflix.
Have you ever seen like the Dahmer show, like the monster series?
No.
Really?
You should watch it, but they do like a different, every season's like a different
way of murder.
I try to stay away from what this fucking like murder shit nowadays, bro.
I feel like all the world is now is just like murder, death, and just bad shit, man.
I'm dead ass serious.
Like, I know it sounds corny, but like, bro, everything that I open now is just hate and just death.
Like, I feel like it's just like fucking up my brain, bro.
Like, I'm dead ass serious.
Yeah, and then we're going to fire up GTA and fucking people.
Your stream is worse, so my stream is equivalent to Jeffrey Dahmer. Are you fucking stupid?
Wait, wait, so what's happening with that GTA shape, bro? I heard, I heard, um, like who's the fourth?
Uh, I think it might be Rage.
Rage said he's your kryptonite. I don't know what that means.
He's my kryp-
What's your like meal like when you wake up? Like your go-to meal?
Egg o' waffle?
Egg o' waffle?
You still eat those? People eat those still?
Um, not to be honest, I had, um, Frosted Rice Krispie cereal this morning.
Wait, that's a thing?
Wait, that sounds good as shit.
Wait, Frosty?
It's the best cereal ever made, man.
White.
What is it?
Frosty white?
What?
No, Frosted Rice Krispies.
Frosted White Krispies.
Chris, why do you keep saying white?
Frosted what?
You never heard of Rice Krispies?
Frosted rice Krispies.
Yeah, this is very important.
It's not the regular Rice Krispie.
I don't fuck with that one.
It's the frosted one.
Whoa, this looks like it actually gives you cancer.
40 years.
What?
Dude, I'm telling you right now,
You try that your life changes. I'm sure bro. What's the ingredients on this? I
Think it's sugar-free click on it
You get eight grams of protein
You get
16 grams of added sugar you get 200 milligrams of sodium and
210 calories
Oh, this is per serving.
This is with milk.
Yeah, I do lactate-free milk.
What?
What does that even mean?
Yeah, it's like this sort of lactate or something,
but it tastes good.
It's kind of like vanilla.
You drink titty milk?
Yeah.
Who is titty milk?
Are you drinking?
Bro, whoever that day.
What is this TikTok, bruh?
Yo, Lose, why was there a TikTok of, like, why don't people think we fought?
Because we did, and then it's like you, like, shaking your little dick.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude.
Yeah.
First of all, like, that...
I just want everyone to know how fucking high, like, all of us were like...
I know it's one thing to say it like you're watching, like, oh, sure, man.
Guys, I didn't smoke in three months.
And smoked like the strongest weed possible at that moment.
And then you were like, you said you smoked like twice in a whole life.
What are you talking about?
Wait, I think you showed when we fought.
Am I high again?
You know, it's following me, but we're on the same spot.
One, two, three, now.
Oh, maybe we should, okay.
We're just going to go in that direction.
I
Don't get why wait so we can't use the transformer
I mean you can just want to get in it who's gonna stop you loose I get us here. It's like who's gonna stop you
Fuck it. I'll go in it
What's gonna happen, bro
Get banned. Oh
Oh wow, I'm gonna get banned from Jinxies Tournament.
No.
There's genuinely a language barrier between you and Lois.
Yo, don't go in the transformer!
Come here!
Shut up!
Like, I'm dead serious for unkind!
Please!
Like, do you fucking listen?
We're gonna lose points if you get in that. I'm not kidding. And we're in third place, please
Bro loads, please
Loads please is up. There's money on the line
Loads are you in the trip? Yo, do you want to win or not? I'm dead ass serious
We have this on con
And I know
How did you die to your own self?
It wouldn't let me move.
I think they actually did ban me.
So I self-destructed it.
And you sat in the self-destruction!
No, I got out of it!
I didn't think you could actually blow up yourself.
What the fuck the self-destruction fucking me, you turtle!
I thought it meant that the thing would just blow up!
And what did it do?
What did it do?
It blew up!
Yo, help me, man.
Yo, Theodore, lock in.
Yeah, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna hopefully get a fucking battering and then we're gonna
loot like the edge of the mad. Are we even in zone? Oh, Marlin, that helped me.
Oh, fuck, my camera froze. Bro, please don't end your stream like I'm
badass. Like, Flows. Fuck, King, it froze. Flows, I'm not trying to play this role
I got at least I get to play with you, bro.
Like, that's a gift by the way.
No, I'm not kidding when I say this.
My camera actually, like, broke live on trees.
Let's do this a favorite fucking guy.
Why do I have to go get your car?
Like, this is so stupid.
Like, this is genuinely dumb, bro.
We actually had this untone.
That's a crazy part.
I'm not kidding. We were one.
Someone land on me. Oh, yeah, it's over. I heard so I just
Someone's my read chat knows that I'm alone here under paying it's over. It's your GG's ready
Bows
Oh my god, there's no redo gun on this map.
Oh my god.
Hi, boss. Please.
Where do I go? Is that still lucky landing?
I'm gonna drop two medkits here so we know that they're here.
Can I go lucky landing right now?
I
Want to see don't
I did the campfire
Well, those you actually stole bro you genuinely sold bro we have this shit on
What's on what are you talking about?
So there's just people at every angle?
No
And they're gonna know it's me to ask the worst part
But why is my camera almost I need to lock go ahead bro, I'm awful
I'm just gonna run, just run, come on.
Come here, we're gonna keep running and I have, I have just, I have to take these.
Look at them unmute those, yup.
We just gotta hope that zone comes us.
They can't stoke or campfire.
It's actually over. I'm not even
I mean, it's over. I mean, it's over. I'm waiting till this goes out. I'm just running.
I'm just going.
Bro, we gotta go.
Bro, drop two netkits.
Yeah, bro.
Sorry that I thought it's how the game is where you can literally fucking just
Stoke a campfire.
My bad, bro.
Sorry.
I don't play this fucking game.
It's OG.
Yeah, bro, it's OG, but I can still sprint.
Got it.
It's OG, but there's no Siphon. Got it. You fucking dorks.
Yo, what's a Siphon?
What's the size then?
Loose I have a strap we're gonna just keep rising each other over and over okay, okay
Is that gonna work or no
Let me see how far we are
Well work, I'm sorry. I gotta go
No, I need to apply any bandits
No
well you can get me no
not a grappler bro shut up check out damn it
get him are you fucked this is losses fall this is actually your fault bro we
literally could have been both alive if you didn't go for the fucking match I
didn't go for them what is the match man
Marlin if you can hear me give me two powers
I'm dead. I can't even squall to the left. It's over. I am dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I need to hope someone just runs in this building and just dies.
No heals.
No nothing.
Yo, good shot bro. Yo, next time aim for the head.
He does more damage.
I can't shoot. I was on a good shot. Can you please explain to me how to sign a shot?
Is it worth killing this guy?
No.
You need to run because you have no bandages on, I'm going to just grab him.
I'm going to just hawk him, I'm going to hawk this guy.
I'm not going to lie, it's over, I'm not going to put that in the universe, but I have
I don't care about it, you got it.
like the thing that just makes me says is you could have been alive you get us like
I don't like that's what I'm annoyed about
If you get us into top into like at least the top ten for this one
I have no I have to go by full zone here, and I don't think I did because everyone has a fucking thing
That's sniper and they kind of know where it is. So I'm probably let me guess. I'm on the right spot. Yeah
Los I need you to mark the left side of the circle just when it gets in or actually
like the right side there's so many people everywhere but these kids I
don't know because these kids above me are just gonna fucking shoot me as
soon as I
I'm just going to place him, hopefully no one checks here.
I'm dead, I'm serious, hopefully just no one checks here.
I'm not going to edit anything.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm literally just trying to get center. I'm just not moving
Should I make two boxes like what do you think I make two?
No preserve your mess
From Dennis here, so I'm not I'm just not pulling out a single thing
I'm just gonna try to get his place me here, bro. Fuck. I said some heels like
Dude someone's gonna call out here though and someone's channel telling you they're just gonna read it and it's cook. I'm fuck I
Can't even hold the fucking cone though. That's the worst part is like because I have simple edit on
How do you mark on the controller does anyone know what is it well switch to build their probe quick shut up under your mark
under your mark
I do it
Dude, I wish there was siphon on god this would have been fucking cinnamon
Hey, nobody's eating bro my camera just fucking just stopped working
No, what the fuck happened?
Please please give me something pull something
Most I brother I'm making two boxes. I need two boxes. Yeah, I need two boxes or no. Well, don't touch anything yet
I think I make two boxes here. No
Oh, no, there's someone super close to you those
Okay, what's the build on me?
You're chillin'.
Not gonna lie, I'm a ticket nap.
Let me know.
Oh, it's Lacey?
Oh, it's Cook.
They're gonna know it's me.
Oh, God, they're gonna know it's me, so it's Frank.
It's...
Yo, it's over.
They're not...
They're not...
No one's reading chat, bro.
You're good.
It's over!
Bro you're good
You're good man let everyone kill each other
Stay in the box
Yo, remember the full night clip when speech on a fuck flight?
Yo, shut the fuck up and lock in.
Don't act like you don't know that, bro. You know every clip.
I know, bro.
I'm gonna do that to you next game.
Alright, just stay alive next game and don't go on a map.
All right. Top of the limit.
You're just gonna wait, right?
Yep.
I
Probably gonna die
I'm stuck on a tree, no, I'm stuck on a tree!
Oh my god, I'm stuck on a tree!
Oh my god, I was stuck on a tree wall!
Oh my god.
Oh!
Dude, I'm fucking with you and my thing, too!
Bro, no, you were eating, that was keeping top three, bro.
Bro, I had sightings!
Oh my god.
Who was that?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's running.
I
Damn bro, yo, I'm telling you for you troll bro. We had that eye on that's not me man. We have that on con bro
Dude for my camera broke who's mr. Peaky
What do you mean you're camera broke?
You went to a mech in the beginning of the game.
You fucking dumbass and you died.
My camera broke man.
How do I fix this?
I'm plugging into a different USB port.
Hold on.
Whoa.
Who is this guy?
So this guy is fair play yo no no no I'm not even kidding it's just like whatever
not whatever whatever whatever whatever this guy just
all right whatever
I'll be practicing yeah you're right
please work all right I gotta see how you died in the game there we go how did
you die fucking listen we're gonna lose points if you get enough not getting
and we're in third place please girl loads please no it's gonna lead that
there's a lot of money on my mind loads are you in the trip yo do you want
Win or not, I'm dead ass serious.
Bro, I-
We have this Uncon!
And I don't-
Alright, like, look.
What does your brain do?
You click the self-destruct!
It says self-destruct!
You click yes!
It's lit on fucking fire!
It's about to explode!
It shows you!
It's about to fucking explode!
And you sit there, trying to get back into it!
back into it! You had a whole five seconds!
That's fucking neither here nor there, bro.
What? Does that mean?
I'm so sick of this shit, bro.
Yo, someone tell me please they're they're adding us now saying that we don't they don't have scoring info
I don't even know what place did we get like I don't even know they're like
7th. How many kills total? Was it one? What is the order of games though? What was the first game? The first game we got what plays?
We got a third so the first game we got
What are you fucking yeah, I'll just do the math get me all them by the end of the game
What are you wearing well like what are you fucking wearing?
Like those why did you buy that skin?
She's thick
Wait, so this is my thing, 4th 1 kill, 24th 4 kill, 7th 1 kill, that's it?
Is that it?
Thousand percent. Well, why do you have this free of carpenter?
No, look what's going on with you?
Oh no man, I'll film frisky
I
Was do I got to touch you what?
Not the skin I'm talking about you
There you go
Oh
Why do you have a hundred and fifty thousand people and bro I'm like a lot brah I'm bring
I can't even come my god I can even oh
I'm actually locked in I'm gonna go get a drink and I'll be back in like ten minutes
you're gonna go get a drink and you're gonna be gone for ten minutes yo look yo you good
bro. Dude, I told you, I've been up since like three in the morning, so I'm a little
like weird right now, but I'm just going to grab a water.
Oh
Six years ago that
You guys are right. I changed the law
Yo, bro, honestly, I'm gonna take a nap y'all let me know in the chat
Ron, I want to gift you subs. Do you want them? I mean, bro, you don't have to gift
to me, bro. Like, I'm already successful. You know what I'm saying? I'm already doing
good in my life. Like, bro, you don't have to gift. Like, don't feel the need to gift
any subs. Like, you know what I'm talking about? Like, don't feel like you need to.
You know what I'm saying? Because at the end of the day, bro, it's like, I'm
I'm already doing good and you know it's like I'm just a humble guy, so if you gift it I'd be appreciated
But it's like I don't really you know I'm saying just do your thing chat, you know do your thing
Like yeah, do your thing chat, you know I'm saying oh, thank you for the one gifted sub Fundy brah bruh that's appreciated
Then that s not that aspect dead serious, bro. That's appreciated, then you don't have to get me
You don't have to you know
Didn't Lose say that he's bricked and now he's gone?
The haves and son never forgive himself into one.
Thanks all for the gifted, bro.
Lose is probably spanking his meat right now.
You think Lose has a hoodie or no hoodie?
Actually, he has a hoodie.
Oh
Yo ladies come in my room bro and just get on this controller, bro. Nobody's getting now. Just act like it's me all the time
Yo, what was that tiktok you just watching? Oh, what's up loves?
Nothing bro, dude. Oh nothing
yo have you ever like and I'm not even kidding when I say this because here we go
here we go go ahead bro and chat feel free to answer this too have you ever
sat weird bro or like made weird and all of a sudden you like your nut is like
just completely twisted in a different area than it's supposed to be like I'm
I'm talking about like it's upside down sideways
and like there's like a pain like shooting
like a signal to your brain.
You're like, yo, fix this right now.
We're like, you know what I'm talking about?
No, it's bro.
How big is your nuts?
Like when you go to hibernate,
do you put your nuts in your cheeks?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
My shits are like normal size,
but like I'm just telling you like that's happened.
Sometimes when I sit and take a shit if I shit too hard and it's cold my nuts transform into one singular night
Is anyone I'm talking about?
Everyone knows everyone knows that your nuts can turn a one-knot when you get cold bro. We need what?
Yeah, but it gets so you just made it seem like that's some random no, but it gets so sucked in that it starts
It starts like deflating to talk about
Dude, I hate we're like you take a shit bro and like
Depends on like the toilet like I'm used to my toilet boy
I've got a choice for what my dick is like in the water
You know I mean like that she's annoying, bro, I gotta like like if I'm gonna take a shit. I'm saying
Close if we get this uncontested on my soul, we're gonna win
All right, are we doing same spot? I feel like people know we go there now
Yeah, but like bro the guy who went here last time was asked if anything we could swerve
All right, I'm following you bro
Bro, I say we stick it bro fuck whoever goes here let's fucking do this like real men
You say that as I'm a Kim Kardashian skin
Yeah, look you buying the iPhone do or no
Dude, I don't know bro. What do you think about like I look cool, but I don't I don't know how much I'm gonna like
actually flip it open. So you mean you're just not going to use it? Yeah like I
I don't know I got the 18 Pro because I wanted to try because I always get the
max. I want to try a smaller phone. I actually like the smaller phone. I might
keep this. Are you getting it? Yeah we're sticking this. We're sticking this.
Look they're scared. One god they're scared. Look look they're actually
scared we're out playing them
we out with them we out with them I'm
not a serious look we did us out with
them they might then guess what just be
ready to come here please please listen
they might come here so just be ready
Get through, get shit, get shit done, come on.
Everything, man, everything.
Oh my god, you guys.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Close, close, close, close, close.
We gotta get them to box up and they're dead.
Come here, I'm trunk splashing so whatever you can come here.
Oh my god.
Same, same, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Let's bubble splash, come here.
Come here, quickly, you gotta come here quickly.
Chad, do I carry these fucking things back?
Where are you?
Alright, good. Alright, go loot.
Take this explosive, launch it loose. Take this.
Take this. You're gonna use this one.
I tell you to. Yep, yep, yep.
You're gonna use that if I tell you to.
I know, I know, I know. That's what I'm saying.
Get mad, make sure you're mad.
What are you doing?
I play a misplayed man. Oh, no, we're gonna go fight them. Okay, and you're gonna fucking just shoot
We're gonna get them to box up when they box up. We're gonna throw mad shit at them and they're gonna die, okay?
No, I'm telling you. I'm gonna see you bro. I'm gonna see you. Okay, but I need you looted
Yeah, what'd you what'd you think about?
What'd you think about phone while bro you liked it? I?
I like cold shoulder. It was a pretty good one.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Oh, wait, do you want a big pot?
What can you hold?
For a low ski hold this?
Uh-huh, I should have mine.
What?
What are those fucking kills?
Did I drop the sniper?
I have to have minis and big pot over here. I don't know bro
I'm dropping a shotgun. I'm dropping the shotgun
Shock waves or no
Yeah, I look you like your whole I like this setup I got going on. Oh, I'm god. I do are you holding me?
are you holding me yes all right here drop it carry heels you want
should I take up bandages or not like a med kit I need more I need more like
missiles what if rockets
And they already ran
All right, we're gonna farm okay, bro. Chow you sure I don't hold sniper
Should I just drop these junk rips or should I just save these for late game?
How many how many grenades can I hold yeah, I'm gonna drop you more here you hold 12
I
Don't want you to have them because he doesn't know how to use them
Wait wait don't know these what these like rift things it's like if I can time
it perfectly like I need a sniper is where I need I'm telling you guys from
the sniper is why we've been like
you want a big butter now yeah
I'm holding an AR six minis nine grenades nine grenades
I know it's extra
bro that's not even like I could if I can get him to late game on God like bro you
Start fucking shut up. I'm not kidding. Yes, bro. If I if I save all this ammo
Bro, you see this bomb chat like I can't sprint what what did I buy my sprint to when I'm holding an edit like I don't even know
Should I give a los the mini gun?
Nah, we gotta go
Are you holding splashes or what do you know we gotta go?
Oh, come on, come on, hold me, come on.
Wait, no, farm up a little more, no, no, no, we're in zone, we're in zone.
No, but I got splashes, just farm up.
How many splashes do you have?
I have two splashes, we're good.
What is that?
Just get full mats.
Is this work time zone or not?
I don't have more splashes?
I don't know.
Or is that a, uh, pop that.
We gotta go just come on
I mean, I guess I like decent shit. We don't need a range weapon chat. I might be honest with you
I really want to get rid of my shotgun
Bro, I'm telling you
Okay, here's what the plan is looks okay
Listen to me. We're gonna get someone in a box. When they're in a box, do not throw
anything. I'm gonna throw a junk rift at them, and then we're gonna nade them, okay?
But I'm gonna tell you when. This junk rift, basically, if it hits them, like if
they don't move, if they dead ass don't move, they're gonna die, okay?
There's two hoverboards in front of us. See, I brought this chili pepper. Look.
And he's not even running down there.
His zone is so dark, oh my god.
It's stuck. What? It's stuck.
I'll keep you shoot that down. Where are you fucking getting?
It's an evil one. I knew it, bro. I knew it was going to start rubbing off on you
because you play long enough. Let's go.
actually evil I've never seen that work well we got on
I we're gonna run you know you want more of a shot with grenades or no oh we
got six come on we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go trust me we're gonna go
right side of the map there's gonna be less people
We got to go though they're just camping like what are they that's fine it's just like
Why
You're getting
If I had a cyber right now it teaches kids never to fuck them. They're like running wait wait. Yo, let's go this way
This is why you gotta go right you gotta go right you need trust me
But they're just standing there waiting when you come more or no
I mean they're shooting and that's what you need to be on me
I'll just run to you.
You need to go for more light.
I need to be on there. I'm not kidding.
Like, if you want to really win, like...
I'm telling you.
So I'm telling you, what the shit you have?
We can just get to endgame?
Bro, consider...
There's a guy in front of me.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. It's a solo.
Is that an ace?
I think he's dead.
Where is he?
No.
Is he in here?
Where'd he go?
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
He rocked his own or something?
I don't know, he saw me.
He saw me.
Shit, more nades than that.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, why are you running away from me?
That should be work, oh my god, it's fine, look, just keep going, just keep going, me.
I'm telling you to more right, just, you want to run diagonal because we're going to be faster than the zone at one point.
Yeah, I'm gonna splash this one. We're in zone. I bet. Where should I save it? Just hold it for now. I'll tell you when I use it.
Is the kid in front of us? Just be ready.
Where's the other one?
Let's...let's come right, come left, come left, come left...
Stop fighting.
Shoot your nades if you have them.
Come here, come left more, come left.
Come right.
You are going right.
You are on the wrong way.
What are you...
Stop panicking and come here.
Killos, come here, I have a med kit, can you stop panicking?
you're not with me where the fuck are you I've been asking for you for like
fucking five minutes but you understand what I just went through that you
could have avoided it if you fucking listen man this is this is fucking
All right, bro, you got it man. Come here. Come here
Come here. Let's go
Just trust me you need to listen. I'm dead ass here. It's for a look. You have so much. I'm gonna drop you nades
Look, I dropped you too. Come on. Loose
You're locked. Are you not?
Bro loose I believe in you
Let's go. Come on, guys. Wait, there's dudes on us. You've got to run. We have to
run.
They're wearing a fucking knife. He's literally-
Yeah, get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
Go, Los.
I see my car right here. You see him? We don't need it. Come here. Grab his
I hate the AK, bro.
I can give you the minigun if you want.
No, no, no.
I'd rather an AR.
There's a guy in front of me.
Yeah, right in front.
Should I shoot, Nades?
No, no, no.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Yeah right in front should I shoot Nate? No no no don't waste your nades I'll tell you when.
20? Let me know. Let me know.
I just told you I'll let you know and you just used it.
Oh. Come here come here come here Los.
I'm on bro. I told you
I'm not gonna take that shot. I'm gonna take that shot. I don't even want it. Okay. I need that some GMO. I need that some GMO
Uh, come here.
Keep dropping, keep dropping if you're not using it.
Nice.
Yeah.
Come here, Los.
What are we doing?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's go, bro.
Oh, fuck.
Mike, I can't sprint if we're down.
Here, come on.
Listen to me, Los.
I have a launch pad.
And I have input.
I have input.
I have input.
I have input.
I have input.
I have input.
I have input.
I have input.
I have input.
I have a launch pad. And I have impulses. Okay? We're gonna get an LOS here, which means line of sight. Okay? Come here.
We're gonna discount. Get in.
Hey, we're chillin' right now. Yo, Lois! I wanna take light with you!
I
Want to take out you with you yo bro
Just crash real quick
It was how much nays you have left in your grenade launcher I
Have 11 ammo and I have six grenades and I have a sniper
Can you drop me the actual grenades, but do not throw them drop them
Just oh my god I'm both I just embossed them. I got those guys killed
I
Got some jim audio
Give me yeah, trust me
All right, we're gonna see where zone is
No, no, no, no, you need to sign
You got a reason oh my god
wait you want to go now no we're gonna impulse last second into zone into that
corner you understand you see that corner over there we're gonna impulse to
it and it's gonna be in zone before any we're gonna impose last second I don't
think we should stay up we have a launch pad everyone's gonna be on this
Everyone's gonna be on the top ten right now, but nobody understands what dead zone is nobody understands what dead zone is
We'll stand right in right like over here you're gonna run to my marker, okay
Okay
Hey, actually they low-key do know where the zone goes I mean
I
Was here
Nice, come on ready. I'm gonna impose this just follow me
They're out salmon
Hey, I'm dead use your max come
Yeah, bro, what you implode me completely off the fucking girl bro. I don't understand why you didn't build
Where you saw me open the fucking hill
Staring at you
I think I'm just going to launch pad first.
I'm here.
Fuck that with smart.
Holy shit, you're cooking!
Yo patience man!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh
Players once again though, I can't do anything
That's the best I can fucking do bro. We shouldn't have done mine. I know you were I know you were going for
But I'm telling you bro. It shot me off the cliff and I couldn't do shit
Wait Lacey's killed me I should have been there with you at the end man
Lacey one I mean bro Lacey knows how to play controller. I had seven kills
That gotta put us at least in the top three four right now. Yeah
For sure
Bro you got one I got six
Fuck
GGs, that's the best. That's literally the best I could do
Pro lacy's good on controller, bro. Like he's actually comfy
The height that was smart
Yeah, this was well played
Boggles played a good to those all those had the same idea
That was lucky good height take out yet yet. Did I kill someone on height was that mine off? He is actually yeah
He's way better than I thought he was on on controller
Bro Lacey's how is he doing? Dude? I got a same man. I'm fucking proud of you, bro
Right. Oh, I'm proud of you, bro. That came one. He made it really far as well
I
Nothing I can do though because I don't know how to edit so like I can't edit. It's just over
But you see how I like knew when to play that like how to play like right knew we would get four like I'm telling you bro
I knew we would get four
Wait, what was that third or fourth third and then seven kills
Fucking Loose Man!
Why did you not build?
Because I couldn't.
I got shot over the cliff.
No, when you were under me you said I'm dead and I was watching you under me but I couldn't
because I didn't know how to edit if you watch it back did someone send me back to
what happened to me
what game is this is game four probably still a fucking so many games to play
los there's so many to play
this game five
Get ready up.
Alright, I gotta change my skin.
GG, bro. I mean, fuck, that's literally the best I could have done.
Bro, you know what it is with controller? It's editing, bro.
Like, I genuinely don't know how to edit.
Like, I just don't know how to edit.
I think the simple edit is not bad,
But it's like if you just try it for the first time it's so hard
Because then it's like I don't know what I'm doing like where's the leaderboard by the way
I want to see a place for it. Why do you have so many girl skin slopes?
No
I'm not gonna turn off wall and used to it now bro some point. I mean I'm better than that than I was before
Uh-oh, where are we at?
I don't know.
We got people copy pasting, post-dating, emerald and zoel, just like, hey y'all, decided to
drop out.
This is way too hard and severely underestimated how hard this is.
GZ to everybody, my favorite service.
CyberPK, I hope you generally sleep well tonight
in your million dollar mansion that you got
from Fortnite skin sales that,
from how good you are at Fortnite to begin with.
So, CyberPK might be the biggest,
like how did he get in with controller?
Like I actually don't understand that.
Bro, they should have put Loze
on fucking keyboard and mouse.
Loze is too good.
Yo, Loze, hop on keys for a game, bro.
I've been on keys the whole game.
I mean I just I despise you Los oh my god so this is game four this is game five out
of eight or Los bro you're doing good and that's all that matters bro you gotta fucking
kill that game oh why are you wearing marlin
final lock-in fine fine fine
killed one
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Stay right here, stay on me.
Buddy, I'm dead.
Bro, just come on, use your bills.
You, use your max! Come to me!
Yo, bro, I'm watching it back.
You're literally directly under me.
Nobody's shooting at you yet with 600 mats, and I and you just say you're dead
Why I'm dead you know you see where I landed bro, but you're alive right here. You could have came up to me
What are you wearing
so there's a hundred can line bro you're bullshitting bro you got a icon skin
this isn't even my icon skin wait where your icon right hold on like you're
actually the consumer of these skins by the way like nobody buys these in the
shop beside it's people like it's you bro you're the consumer where is my
icon scan. I can't sleep in here unless I got a heater in here. You know that or not. You know that
verse or not. Yeah bro. Yeah. Bro can you face on Drake?
Nope. All right I'll call him.
All right don't say anything weird though.
Welcome to Verizon Wireless, your call can now be completed.
Berlus.
Berlus.
Yo, Berlus.
Yo, that's not me.
I'mma add, I'mma add, uh, I'mma add Drake to the Discord.
Yo, you know every reference.
You're weird!
Yo, I'mma, I'mma, hold on.
I'mma add.
I
Know this skin is way too big
What the fuck man, we're my hitbox
All right, are we going save spot, bro
Yeah
Be ready though. I feel like we I feel like we played that game great
You can then just like a weird mishap at the end that we can definitely fix just wait bro
Literally there might be people here with the police lock in okay. I need you lock there might be someone here
Yeah, can you see that one slowing down real quick?
No, come on man, just real quick.
Nobody's here. We're good
man
Somebody play the rukai song
Maybe I'm about to turn up hit the rukai dance. I want to see you turn
Oh, I got a job
I'm good off that
All right
Yeah, do I pop the chug jugger now?
Yo, is this stink bomb working for this shit's ass, right?
Where do things?
Nah, it takes too long, bro.
See how that loads?
It loads. You're so fucking cute and fluffy.
Like I'm deadass.
Daa-
Fuck, man.
Lately, I haven't gotten zoned one time, by the way.
one shot headshot though so
all right now let's take a nap
you know you're an icon living
What is your icon skin man for real I'm never getting
Why do you like show on the game or something?
Like
How is that I literally have been begging for like a year and a half. I don't know what you want me to do
They want you to like dedicate your life to the game again, I'm saying I just can I'm not
I just like I I would go in the game without getting like
Pay people on God I'm getting the game
I don't even care. I'm gonna be a part of the game
Like I genuinely just want to be a part of the game
You would do that shit for free. Yes
See now they might hit you up
Listen if you if I get to skin I want to be a one of those little things
You already have one, bro.
Those are hints are in the game, I'm not even kidding.
Alright, that's good to get to this, bro.
Come here, come here, come on.
You want to gas these things?
Why don't I go look for someone?
Alright, wait.
I'm just going to format.
Which rifle's better?
The heavy or the infantry?
Just take the heavy.
The infantry is too weird to do it.
They're not going to understand that.
Oh, okay, so I'm taking you through.
Lewis, where are you?
I'm here. I don't like our loot, man. I don't like our loot. I think we should go back.
I specifically don't like your loot.
I didn't even know what I had.
I'm gonna go through one side real quick. Let's see if I can hit it.
Hit it, hit it, hit it.
Hit it, hit it. Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot.
80 white? Oh, dead!
Got it.
Where's his bro at?
Oh no.
You're alive?
Let's move, we're going to zone.
Come on.
Top of the map, Los.
We're going to the very top of the map.
Wait, wait.
Stop for a second.
You need to trust me.
Are there points for our kills?
No.
Wait, wait. Let me catch up you.
We're fine.
on the ground.
Nice.
Nice.
I
Wanted a very very top of that
Literally like right it's like here, bro, that's a big part
There's another pepper here take it when you can
Oh, I got a I got a campfire
They're missing a game I
Thought I saw a symbol from one
Like the OG ones might be here, but I don't know it used to be one right here
I'm not getting out of here, I think we can win this game.
We see a Bat Boomerang or something, like I need some movement here.
There's a kid here alright, two kids.
I'm just trying to get them to fuck off.
Alright, come here, come here, come here, come up, come up, come up, come up.
There's more peppers here.
They're gonna take the pepper.
Alright, take the pepper and we're going.
We got to run.
We got to run.
They're good at the game.
I don't know who that is.
You want to take that wind thing or no?
I'm sorry but those guys are kind of decent at the game.
Whoever that is.
Let's wind up.
Huh?
If we hit the wind thing we can fly away.
Yeah but look at this run.
Okay.
I just think it's better.
I don't want to get hit like in the air.
Like I don't want people to obviously see us.
We're gonna see us though, but like
They're behind us you gotta keep running
And these peppers last a long time
I
Find something better in this chest
That's a nice, I don't know come here. They're gonna be they're gonna be here, so come here
They're gonna be behind us like they're gonna be telling us because it's just the way to play the game
Where's the fucking?
Choprace like take that yeah?
Like we need that.
No, I just come on and we need that.
Like we need it.
Let's do it.
Yeah, come on.
There's gonna be people, you gotta stay close to me.
There's gonna be people working.
I'm just gonna form like max mats on the edge
But you have to talk to me yeah, no not a tree
There's people over here where which way?
North
careful of standing still because people are gonna like
I do
All right, Jake. I just keep going on bro. Yo Jake. How you been?
We're playing a tournament. We're playing a tournament. Watch the stream
Give us one second. We're just in the game right now, and then we'll we'll get back
Take how's it going? No, no, no, no lock in please bro. We're in the endgame
Jake, I miss you man
I just want to give you a big hug and a pet.
What?
Oh, shit.
Dead. Kill them.
I killed Big Justice.
Pistod, Big Justice!
Here, come here, come here, come here, come here!
Come on!
Yo, bro!
You just fucked me!
Where are you?
You just fucked me!
You just fucked me!
All right, all right, all right, just come on.
Just fucking with that shit.
All right, all right, all right, come on, guys.
Yo, Los, well, one guy will win this game.
Los, we're winning this game.
Los, yo, shit, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, one guy.
Yo, Los, we're winning this game.
One guy will win.
Everything is ours.
Take what you need.
I think the sniper I'm taking a sniper round back yo Jake yeah, yo Jake you think we're gonna win or no
Jake, we're going to win or no?
I'm going to win this for you, Jake.
Loads, don't open anything, okay?
We're going to get sniped like this.
Okay, we can open this.
Oh my God, that's tight.
Oh my God.
80-80.
Don't overpeak.
Back up a little.
That's overpeaking.
You're going to get headshot sniped
I can get a skill most
Wait, is that new bills?
No, it's right here. What's up?
Does he stay back low and just walk?
Oh my god
No, no, keep running, I got a sniper.
We're good, let's go.
Nine.
Yo, Los, we win this!
Okay.
You gotta stop that's how we die. I'm not kidding. There's no point if you can't get a guaranteed kill. There's no point
I'm not kidding. There's actually no point
There's guys with double heavy sniper loose. What's means which means they're gonna try to headshot headshot
You don't talk about they're gonna break the wall shoot. Okay
Okay?
Dude, Jake's making me nervous.
Jake, lock in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Close, close, close!
We pulled up!
We pulled 50-50!
Come here!
Yeah.
We need to go up a little.
Bro, I don't know if we should take it this early, but...
Come on.
Wait, aren't we good right here?
Yeah, you can stay there if you want.
I'm not listening to fucking clicks he's never wanted up in CS. Now watch me lock in.
Well, is he good down there?
Yep.
You're fine, you good buddy?
Jake, you good?
Yeah.
I bet.
Lewis, how much mess do you have?
Not a lot.
That wasn't my question, bro.
You're not in a panic.
There's people all over us.
Two 170 90.
Two one.
Do you have minis or no?
Oh
No, I have three big buds
I got to hide that guy's good
It's fine now. We don't need it
We could chop that so bad. I want to suck this guy so bad, bro
He's next to us
like I'm not gonna lie you did like you did do that to us
Wow, big height, come on.
It's all over about it, all over about it.
Looks like we need to chill.
There's no repeat, we're gonna get sniped.
Do you have any nades or not?
Three.
Zone's gonna be like right here. I don't even know how to
He's loose throw them like on this metal right here
Just throw it in the middle you see behind you
Throw it right here throw it right there throw it right there in the corner in the pocket. Yep. Nice good. Now come back down
Come back down
Okay, we're gonna have to impulse just so you know you have you have ammo or no give ammo for light ammo
Give me a time if you're not using it. Thank you.
I'm ready. I'm imposing. I'm right. Stay right. Stay right. Stay right. Kids are going to try to come up here. Just stay up.
I'm down with you. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Are you with me?
come to me, come to me, come to me, come to me
I don't know how you like
you gotta come to me
come here, let's just stop and have a drink
right here, right here, under you, under you
under you, under you, under you, under you
you're going up, why are you going up
what are you doing
you're a lost cause, you're a lost cause
I'm not going up
you can't stop having me
you're not going up
I can't sprint. I have no sprint run. Again, it can work. Bro, I know you don't like invulting,
but we have to. Like, I know, but dude, just go lock in, keep your top three again, bro.
Tell me to be risky!
I'm just running for it.
The racing's just so good on people or controller, bro.
I can't keep up with them.
I think he can still win.
He knows how to play.
Beach.
Bro, I mean, we do close.
The problem is, you panic, bro.
You panic too much.
Yeah. Yo, Jake. No, Jake.
Jake, he's trolling you, right? Jake, is he not trolling me or no? Like, I'm not, I'm...
Jake, that's enough out of you. Had enough to hear with you, Jake.
Well, I can try to play a game. You're giggling in my ear.
Yo, what place did we get? How many kills? Someone tell me.
Four? How many kills?
Dude, there's no way that we're not top four in this tournament.
I don't know. I don't actually know.
There's just no way we're not.
I don't know what the leaderboard is. There's no leaderboard.
How are they doing this?
They have a post that says, live leaderboard and it's someone's twitch.
Yo Jake bro, you trying to play for Loos bro?
I need a real player.
Yeah, I will pay for those, you know.
I can't fucking play, man.
You know, it's so nice, okay, man.
Fuck it, bro, yeah, do it. Yeah, nice.
I know. I know. You don't got to tell me.
Ready up, Los?
I'm not sure.
This kind of looks like you,
Yeah, it kind of.
Yo, Jake, I'm going to lock in.
Where did you even fall from?
Yeah
Yo Jake we're gonna lock in right now, and then we'll call we'll call you later. Yeah
Yeah, I bet hi Jake. Love you, bro
W Jake in the chat, bro
Yo, Los, what's up with you, bro?
What the fuck is up with you?
Just so sick of this shit man
You're sick of Jake.
I'm sick of this shit.
Bro, you just give up.
That's your fucking problem.
We literally are doing, do we,
on ironically might be like damn near first place.
Like what place are we in?
Is there a leaderboard?
We have to be top four.
We have three top threes and and no two top threes and two top fours.
I think that when be honest you think that when Arke and Bonnie are laying in bed she
says goodnight nigga.
Yo you're wrong.
Yo you're wrong.
Yo dude dude.
Yo Lois bro what's your gig on the night over there huh?
Wait what happened?
What's your gig on that over there, huh?
Wait, what happened?
You're actually so cute, like dead serious.
Lacey's probably gonna-
Oh man!
Lacey's good on controller.
Why not?
Los, you hit a million on Twitch without barely damn near ever streaming on Twitch, bro.
Do you understand how that works?
I don't know how that's possible.
When I stopped streaming, I had 600,000 followers.
Bro, because people love you, Los.
You're loved.
Lewis, I love you.
I don't know, man.
like I'm just thinking like God like Ron like dude says the n-word so much
bro well are you know that doesn't work on me bro
Oh fuck dude.
You're such an idiot.
What were you doing before this fucking tournament started?
Um, you know I was actually at a dinner for my uh.
You were not at a dinner, it was fucking 10 in the morning.
What are you talking about?
10 in the morning.
First of all, 10 in the morning, what kind of shit are you all, I forgot you're on like...
Oh okay, my bad, it was 2pm for you probably.
Yeah, I was having our early dinner.
Why are you having dinner at fucking 2pm?
You've never had a pre-dinner?
Why is it a pre-dinner?
He goes, pre-breakfast, breakfast, post-breakfast,
pre-launch, lunch, brunch, post-launch,
litter, pre-dinner, dinner,
post-dinner, pre-dessert, dessert.
Midnight snack.
You're a monster!
You're a monster!
How is that funny?
You're a monster!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yo, I have tears.
I have tears, bro.
The fact that you got that out without stuttering
just is so dumb.
I don't even think... okay!
Oh, pre-dinner, dinner, post-dinner, not a...
Okay, ready to drop in sleep.
Bro, you said pre-lunch, lunch, brunch, post-lunch.
No, you said post-lunch, lunch, post-lunch.
How many hours of the day do you eat, folks?
I'm not saying me. I'm just saying that's like society.
No one in society does that.
It's they do.
Oh, hey, that's fucking funny.
Does anyone in the chat do that?
Wait bro, I think I landed early.
I literally marked where to land.
I'm- I'm-
No, I know, but it- it, um, I'll be there in a second.
I'll be there in a second.
Like, I'm dead serious, bro.
We have an Uncon again and you need me.
What's Uncon?
Nobody's here.
Okay.
Well, how about you fucking say that instead?
Man, you're saying I'm God, it sounds like you're saying you're not saying anything about basketball.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
Marlowe, should we stop the game and watch our highlights?
I'm too hyper, no.
Hey, you're just what? You'll be looking like hey, wait, what?
Oh, you need to come to- Wait, is that Unluted or you're at-
What?
Fine, you'll loot that and then run to it.
Unluted!
Fine, loot that and run to it.
Unluted and Newton, women's basketball.
Los who's the best women's basketball player unbiasedly
And Simon Close
And if you disagree, well
Los name 1 WNBA team
The Indiana Sparks
You saw that you goes one Taylor's
Dude I made a parlay I did a hundred K to one for today is five teams. I lost every game
There's
There's a bear flag that you found in the end
Who they play?
Vikings maybe? Uh, bro, it was just every single team I lost bro. I lost 100k today
Why, baby?
Wait bro, are you near me? No, bro, I told you to do it quickly and run for me
I'm gone.
It's the real bro.
Stay alive.
Just build.
I'm coming.
I'm going to fuck him up for you.
Don't worry.
I thought you were already here.
Where is he?
Hello?
He's running around.
Is he under you?
Where are you? I'm right here. Where is he?
No, where is he?
No, where is he?
No, fuck you, bro. I heard footsteps.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Wait, go...
Wait, he's gotta be still here somewhere.
Huh?
Bro, hold on, bro.
I'm not I know I'm not bugging so I don't where did you hear him
He did the he did the um that shockwave thing so he left
Yeah
if we keep getting consistent as a high chance we like I don't know what place for
Like Travis anyone know if we get top three again, bro. We're sick. We're a lot
And we're like right there so like
Well, you had seven in one game
Where's it where's it in here
Oh wait they're saying Sombra and Mingo won two games.
Oh yeah we lost.
Wait wait do you have any cyber ammo?
Yeah I can give you some.
Drop 10 right there.
Yeah, this boy bro, we just go for kills.
Like, we win the next game and we're like in here.
Oh, no, they want two games back to back, bro.
You know how many point-tops mine is?
Two games?
Like, that's nuts.
I really have confidence in you.
After you got that one kill, I was like, alright, someone's been here, someone's been here,
someone's been here.
I could tell it's looted.
But they didn't loot that for some reason.
But someone's dead ass been here for sure.
Interesting.
Interesting.
There's more pepper as we have to eat.
What's happening? What's that? Someone's fighting.
They're fighting in front of me.
Be careful of sniping, by the way.
Okay, whoever that is is a good duo, bro. We shouldn't fight them. They're moving. Come
on. Come on, let's, hold me. Let's, you gotta move. We gotta get out of here. We can't
shoot. We just, what the fuck? I told you they're gonna push you, bro. You needed
to just I look you don't want to fight them I'm not gonna lie is he pushing me I
don't know but just if you can run with building just do it bro bro these
guys are good whoever this is they obviously come on you whoever this is
Plays the game
That guy's cheating bro that guy's slightly moving five plays the game over that is we gotta move now
They're just gonna chase us do not try to fight them
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
You got to get to me just be careful. Hi one of the other I
Can't come to there's so many people here see that you get to me or you hide
Anyone know you're there? No, no cheating. I mean, okay, then hi
Yeah, I'm out of maths.
I just got out of that.
Guys, I'm not leaving.
Oh my God.
Where are they?
Who's over there?
Yo, just get this fucking child out of my chat, bro.
Yo, I'm a solo, I'm gonna push my two.
Is there any way you can get to me underground or not?
Like you see me. I love you see me I
See where you are, but I don't know if people right there if you could just
People all bro. Can you come down? I'm not telling you to go about where are you all for God? I just said I'm down
Come here right here
Right here right here
Right here. Why are you going off? Why are you going up?
Run to me, run to me, run to me, you're already on the ground, run to me!
You just wasted so much time.
Thank you.
Up here man.
I thought that was you up top.
It's gonna be a solo above us. It sounds like it's a solo above us.
Don't move, don't move, don't move, crouch and don't move.
I don't think we should do anything.
Just don't move.
I'll switch guns I'll do anything.
I'm so hard watching.
AHHHHH!
Fuck off.
Don't move, there is no clue we're here.
You cannot move if you move, it's over.
I
Think you're a solo
I'm gonna end up dying
All right, we're gonna pad fuck it ready
Come here. Let's do it me. Let's do it me. Yep. Come on. Stay in
It's not working.
Don't follow me.
Is your pad deflate? What's going on?
Dude, my pad didn't shoot me up.
What? Are you too fucking heavy?
I don't know what the fuck it was, man!
I don't have much you have none not even a level you know you don't have any math no
is it worth dropping mats for you cuz I don't have much I see you drop me like a
couple hunt like a hundred or two but like I the reason I used all of them was
to save my life so I'd rather be alive now because I was getting shot at by like
two people. It's very obvious we're gonna have to get a kill and we don't have the
heavy cyber. Do you have a big pot? No, I have two minutes. Why are they telling me you have a big pot? They're lying to you.
Bro, I don't know. I think we tried it. Multi-comer. Let's go. Let's push it. Let's push it.
I got me to go out. Yeah, he said he said
No, they're gonna go for it. No, they come back. Why are you running at it?
Sacrifice for you, bro
Lacy we're done
No way.
Who's Vizzle?
Who's Vizzle?
Why would you push from there?
I thought you were just gonna mini-dump from the box.
You just ran in the open.
You know, there's like 40 people left.
Right, I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like...
Don't, don't.
When you saw me pushing,
I feel like you should have done it with me.
Why would I do that?
alive like are you a stream sniper like who is that die all right well I've got
no mass
I don't even want to leave my boss
Like they know we're a solo now, right? I'm a solo.
Are you?
It's nothing, bro.
I mean, it's so lazy. It's lazy. They know.
That's all I was saying. Ain't no muscle at all.
I might have been in the zone.
Is this in zone? You think I don't know. I seem to be in the corner.
Well, promise me it's a heavy sniper, girl. I was gonna like...
I
Was like I still
You have zone you could like quietly
I'm just gonna spray me. That's the hardest part.
I'm in the middle of them. That's the problem.
Low key, this is on.
But this is the wrong. I'm just hoping that they don't edit it.
I'm just gonna stay back.
Pro-chan, I think I can win?
Not win, but I think I can do good still loads because I have the crap left.
That's the thing that's giving me a little bit of confidence, because I have the grapple
here.
Okay, then you got to like maintain it.
I really couldn't even tell you what that means to be honest.
I don't waste it until you really need it at the end.
I know.
Everyone's dying.
Oh my God.
Dude, Lacy and them are just like flying, everyone.
That's good.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice man!
We get the slice.
Oh.
I
Just gonna focus me the whole time
You're so bad at listening like
You got it in my head, you were like, oh my god, I got it in your head.
The whole fucking time, you're just not listening.
You said you're gonna minigun, so you minigun in the box.
It's not even a head thing, it's a brain fucking problem.
What are you talking about?
You just ran me open of the whole map spraying your minigun,
expecting nobody to shoot you.
You landed on the fucking wrong side of the map when the map started.
You landed straight on the ground.
You landed on a mech when I said don't land on a mech.
Like, you said that you died when you had fucking mechs.
I'm so confused. I'm being as nice as I can.
But you have a listening problem.
How do you think we're supposed to beat Minecraft together?
Listen, all of my computers were dead.
possibly all of it
I just feel like a teammate you should just be supporting me.
You did good, bro.
Mike, Mike.
You're good.
You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, okay, yeah, fuck up.
You did great.
Usually, I like the first five games of fuck ups.
I was like, okay, whatever. You know what?
But when we're this far,
it's a little bit concerning.
You're having you're having visits of my grab
$100,000 on the line and we damn near could get like top kill
It's too late
What the fuck are you talking about?
Should I pull the gloves out?
Ghost, are we on the last game?
If this is the last game, you put the gloves on.
Like once again, Lacey, it's too good.
So why does Lacey need actually play controller?
Look at this!
What the fuck?
Why does he get to play controller?
You can't play mouse and keyboard.
Well, he knows how to play controller.
He just plays with you.
He's smart here. He launched pads up. It's a 60 a 65 meters or he just sprays up
Yeah, what is built up at that point
I wish that, bro, was Xerx.
I don't know, who is this guy?
Give me out of here.
Family friendly?
What is that?
What place did we get and kill us like a right now?
Oh, 13-1 kill on the library.
What game is this?
Is this the last game?
Is this the last game?
There's four more.
Uh-oh.
Game seven.
I think we played this game out, and then the last game was you put the gloves on
and we just fucking key everyone.
Are you like ordering food?
What are you on your phone for?
Dude, wanna be here?
Free lunch, lunch.
Lunch, post lunch.
Later.
Where are you dinner?
Dinner?
Oh
So stupid, bro
God man, dude, I know I gotta say bro seriously, I'm not kidding my like I'm a little tired
I think that's what I think
I don't want to hear it
So I'm not gonna lie, bro
No, no, no actually bro, I'm not kidding
I'm gonna listen to whatever you say this game. I'm gonna just listen to it
I'm not even gonna. I'm like a robot like I'm not making a decision
Wait, we're wherever you say go right go right. I'm going left you go like whatever. We're in seven
Dude weren't fucking seventh bro, and we can easily easily get top four
We're only at 83?
Wait, look how much higher we are than Joe Barton, CypherPK, who you said they were like
they were gonna win this shit.
That's our wrong, isn't right scoreboard says Joe.
So what the fuck is the right scoreboard?
Wait, what?
Yeah, it doesn't even make any sense.
because we played six games.
I don't want to pad.
I'm going to end up dying.
I already know it.
What is this?
Alright, we're going to pad.
Come on, ready?
Stand up.
You keep talking about what it is.
All right, we're going to power pump it.
Ready?
Come here, come here.
Are those yummy?
Are those yummy?
Come here.
Ready?
Wait, if you keep going, look what the jump pad does.
Stay here.
Stay here.
Stay here.
Stay here.
Stay here.
Watch the jump pad.
Yeah, mate.
Like, how are you just dumb?
Oh, shit.
Yeah
All right, ah big with a tongue
Where's the leaderboard
What's the leaderboard look like?
Well, it's it's saying that you quit
There's no new code
Where the fuck is the code
Maybe this is the same word after the second game, I think this might be the last game
There's no fucking people doing the scoreboard around y'all wrap this shit up
Yo, if you don't take off the ninja skin right now, there's gonna be an issue
What's wrong with the ninja skin, bro?
Yo, where the fuck is the code they're not showing me it
Yo!
Yo, where you at?
I'm not.
I'm looking for the fucking code.
Matchmaking error.
Don't worry.
They're trying to accurately tally the scores with a little bit of effort.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
They're trying to accurately tally the scores right now. They got one dude trying to tally every fucking player
Are you?
my trippin
Bro, there's this rumor going around bro that I like jerked off off stream like on camera, bro
Yeah, bro, it's not a rumor. I saw the tiktok
Dude, that whoever put that together your piece of shit, I literally saw you make it.
I didn't make shit, it was a random guy!
It's your account, it links back to your phone number.
Who are?
What is a tublet?
Why do they say you made tublets?
What is that?
What the hell is the problem with it?
What?
What's the weirdest thing you've got in P.O. Box?
Um, human shit?
You're actually an idiot.
You're actually an idiot
I'm not kidding. There's a clip of it. Would you ever start an old defense?
Yeah, I tried to during Kobe, but that shit was
What do you mean she was hard bro
I miss that
I
Loose bro, what do you do in your free time?
I write I write a lot of music you got freestyle you can do it now
No, it's more like smooth jazz and shit.
J-Shock is spamming in the Discord. They have 53 points. He's spamming it.
What's happening?
We're waiting for a code because they're manually tallying everything.
It'll be scored right now.
It's a 5 in game 6 only.
We were sorted, so we are able to get these scores correctly moving forward.
Now we're chasing down games 1 through 4 to get those final details,
and then we'll do a massive update for you.
Okay, got it.
Thanks, sir.
I appreciate it.
Absolutely.
Sweet.
Chat, I'm just like tilted though because, bro, I don't like,
We don't really know who's going to be winning until it's like over.
Chad, it's not AI.
Yeah, why are they not keeping track of the game again?
I don't know.
Why don't we want for that?
We have a hundred thousand dollars.
Why don't they just literally make an in game fucking tournament
that we can all just queue and make it private on our accounts?
Is that AI?
Mingo Ensemble definitely be first place.
Yeah, I think so. I think so.
This is literally why you're not getting an icon.
Loads and round, what's up guys?
Wow man, good job with the scoreboard here man.
Real nice.
I love, imagine you're playing an NBA game
and the Cavaliers and the Warriors are out there
and they don't know what the fucking score is.
That must be so fucking fun, man.
Hey coach, we're going for three.
like what are we doing here so i'm trying to figure out right now bro real
fun bro you guys are such negative nancy's
dude jesus bro you're playing fortnight with your
friend bro take it take it down enough holes is my enemy right now
like you know uh you just die
those is it glove time or no like let me know
is i don't know is it game is it the last game what i should have told you
This is game seven this is game seven so y'all are you got two games left two games left
Bro am I tweaking I think they're just I don't even know I think they're waiting
Let me let me join back into their call. I don't know man
What were you hosting when you're done the tournament ball right wait, let me hold up
Let me join back another call real quick chat
I'm just getting ball rights and just second being
ten of a thought of a walk.
Alright, hold up. I'm joining that. How was that?
Los, you're so cute and cuddly in the end games, bro.
You just get stuck on like rocks and then die.
Oh, then I have a girthy, small girl.
I'll be back.
Did I just hear?
What are you...
Alright.
What is this?
There's random sound board things here.
Let me click on this.
You have a big fat sloppy perverted virgin.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You fucking the hell out of me, bro, you are
Dude, I just wanted to say bro like y'all are genuinely an inspiration last year
I am not excited for a hardcore Minecraft marathon, bro.
Like, Lose has the listening skills of a fucking pebble.
But guys, listen, you gotta...
Minecraft though is gonna be way easier than Fortnite.
Are you fucking dumb?
Yo, Lose, I hope you got nothing to play for the whole month of October, bro.
We're not leaving.
I'm fucking down, you fucking bitch!
God, get it!
I don't know if I can play with David Goggins.
Oh, bro.
How'd a cast sound like that, bro?
Oh, shit.
Somebody get these beggars out of here!
What?
Did you like the Odyssey?
Yeah, bro. Travis Scott died.
Wait, what?
I'm just kidding.
I like that.
Yo, rap jerk my shit.
Yo, stop playing your soundboards.
Jixie came in here, bro.
Los, what do you even do?
What do you...
All right, let me do...
What do you do if you're not streaming?
I drive my car, I go for the gym, I raise money for charity in my off-time, sometimes I look at your strings and tickle my pickle.
This guy is fucking my brains out and I'm blowing it.
He's fucking soundtracks.
Yo, you do not, dude, you don't do any of that.
Bro loads you fucking with that down guys. I'm back. What up guys?
You're the game start
Yo shut up, bro
Alright, I'm gonna take that as a no, but yeah loads to sort of piggyback on what you said. Yeah
Brother the ways you're dying in for tonight right now are absolutely whimsical the ways you're gonna die in Minecraft is gonna be like mind-boggling
Guys, I don't have a call for this.
First of all, don't come in here saying all these big words, okay?
I'm gonna just take it as a sign of disrespect.
Whimsical is not a big word, bro.
Los, what do you do?
I wanna know what Jeex does.
Brother, dude, I'm trying to-
Dude, I play-
You got someone manually counting the points from every player?
What's going on here?
I think so, bro.
I don't know, I wasn't in charge of production, that was just a sign to me.
BRB guys, one second.
Bro, Los, I'm hungry, bro.
Ron, how about we do this, bro?
How about I doordash you something?
New code.
I go take a nap, and we just get the fuck out of here.
You know what I mean?
Bro, I look, he wish.
Can you make me party host?
Can you make me party host?
Yeah, how do I do it?
You guys look at me.
I'm just gonna leave you just remind me
Bro, Los, when we playing Minecraft, bro
Bro, don't even worry about being good
Don't worry about none of that shit
Like, I'm deadass, just gonna use this cell on purpose
And then we should just do-
Fuck it, we should just eat, bro
Just to mean, you know
Just let you just enjoy our fucking day
And just fucking eat
Nah, dude, I've been-
I've been kind of locking in since-
Since our marathon
So like, by that time
In another couple few weeks, like
I'm gonna be like probably like hitting the gym and shit like in the minecraft shit
What I'm saying is this I think we should get a trainer for the minecraft marathon
You want to do it just for the marathon you don't want to do it for your fucking own well being right now
No, I'm already doing shit. I'm saying then I don't want you. Yeah
What's up, guys? Yeah, JC. What do you think about for during the Minecraft marathon? We get a trainer
like a personal trainer
It comes in we do a workout with a mandatory workout on stream one hour
Well, it's the workouts that make a difference if we're smoking weed drinking and eating fucking
or actions, actions you wanted to talk about that.
We can't be drinking and smoking for Minecraft.
Like chain together, the progression's very linear.
Minecraft, it gets dark.
You have an eight hour run, low size default damage.
Like, we can't be like, I'm sorry, we can't be drinking
for that, yo, hi, guys.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We can definitely, definitely get some smoke breaks.
Yo, I am actually gonna die in this mountain marathon.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna shave the first day, my face,
and I'm not gonna shave the whole marathon.
I wanna see what it looks like at the end.
Bro, you're gonna cause me so much,
you're gonna cause me so much stress that I might explode.
No, but wait, I actually gotta argue something though.
If we do smoke and drink or eat,
we should have a trainer then to offset it.
You know how much you'd have to lose?
You know for drinking,
how much you would have to work out to cancel that out?
We're not gonna drink every night.
I'm saying like, if we drink, you know, every other night.
My bicep looked nice.
Thanks, babe.
I got you.
I'll do a little private gun show for you.
Hold on.
Let me just, baby.
All right.
Lock in.
Lock in loose.
Yo whatever you say this game I'm doing,
you just pick that up mine.
I bet.
Yo guys.
I bet.
I have loads loads loads loads,
it's the drop it's the drop ready?
We did it start.
Three, two, one, drop it down.
Loose, I'm trying to see you turn up.
You're wrong, name 10 presidents.
Um, name 10 vegetables.
That's so unfair, bro.
Ha ha!
All right, come on, let's blast this.
So, it's you, say, for the Minecraft Miracombe?
Like I know I'm supposed to add the gun now but I think it's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be super fun but I'm actually worried if we're gonna be able to complete it.
You guys think we will?
Hardcore Minecraft but we can't...
I can't have armor apparently.
Um...
I don't know if we're gonna...
No no no that's not no we already said that's...
No fuck that.
I mean that's what Jinxie said bro.
We're also gonna spam Lemicky.
No no no.
Don't even say don't even put it out there that that's
He also wants no one
Explain with that actually don't even tell me anything about my character. I want to look on the video
I genuinely think we can play for seven days and you're not gonna look her
When's the marathon October 6th I think yeah
October 6th yeah, we're all gonna be in person mean loads to do see we're not any stream until we beat
He said October 6th, yeah, I think so
October 6th breaks OBL
What if break drops an album mid mid marathon you're gonna stop and watch it?
Uh, yeah.
I feel like we have to, man.
Lewis.
Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, I got, I, I, it's...
Lewis, let's move.
Come on.
Pepper's on me.
I got Stormsniper.
I got one.
I got one.
After this game, bro, we're gonna key.
You're gonna put the gloves on, we're gonna key.
We're gonna push people back. I mean if people run into us, we'll kill them but like
Don't really have shit
Hey, what someone's
Someone's been here
I'm going.
Yeah.
Who the fuck landed here?
Wait, is it the last game?
No, 7.
I'm going to low-key, we're going to go to paradise area.
That's why they UNT before they wasn't looted.
We're gonna go.
Come on, that's up.
Hello?
Come on.
Let me just let's go.
Follow me, bro.
Should I give most the impulses and we just, I just take the Batman thing or no?
or no.
Love you all, man.
Yo, what's your favorite designer bread?
They're bad.
Los, pop the bush, bro.
You're going to hold the sniper okay?
You're going to tell me where the zone goes.
You can read it.
I already have one.
You can understand it though right?
Yeah.
I'm back.
There's one.
Where are these people?
Where?
where there's people where
for 80 81 place
81 twice bro they got the healing
I was going nowhere now
two people but I hit one for a show show
I said we fight these guys
Are you good or no?
I'm trying.
What is that?
They're definitely trying to kill.
I don't understand what they're doing.
or not. Yeah, I'm decent.
How was that?
I wish I had the sniper. Oh my god.
Well, they might try to run.
I'm going to give him a peak.
Shoot.
I need you to hit your sniper shot
Why can't I fit in
Rollos you come to me you walk to me, but you heal
They're low. They're super low. Should I just go fucking kill them? Yes. Should I just push them off the building?
I think I can do this. You should have pushed. I'm pushing.
I mean that was like kind of good but like you gotta tell me like you can't when you
push you better like it's all right they'll be low not good I mean bro I
hit the one person for 80 twice yeah I know I had them low but like I just
wanted to wait okay I'm not gonna lie paradise is not gonna be unconfined but
there might not be a lot of people there because I mean there might be a
loose there it's not in zone so this might be good stuff oh we're good you
could go in there get get me up there then we loop that and we leave yeah when
you push the loose you have to still build if you should still be building
you just ran it push doesn't mean just jump in yeah yeah no I thought he was
low as fuck but when I shot him he got killed.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Why would someone just be up there?
He's leaving, he's leaving.
But he's gonna come back.
He's definitely gonna come back.
When he hears me reboot you, he's gonna come back.
That's fine.
Wait, you see him? He's standing!
He's, he's, he's touching!
This is easy for you bro.
This is easy for you.
Wow.
Yes.
Wow.
Yes bro.
Oh my god he died of fall damage.
Oh my god he died of fall damage.
Oh my god he died of fall damage.
Yes.
Come on man.
Lightwork we're gonna lose this shit up.
Oh my god.
What a fucking idiot.
Who just died the full damage?
Where's the other loot at? Right here, right here.
Loads, reloads, reloads. Loads, oh my god.
Yo, do I even carry around a fucking...
I have this I have these I'm gonna I'm gonna take this grab it pop pop pop some minis right here here
Pop them quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly
No, I have this one I have this one I have this one. No way
Hold on lose all right, let's just
come on bro and then there's still mad people too we have we build more here
bro i just we we also have a rift here hold on i'm gonna tell you where the next zone is
all right careful for people though they might come still even though it's in zone
but i still have a rungee this is so stupid didn't it doesn't work
when you can come over here i'm gonna give you some mats
Yeah, I need mags. Wait, so who's JayShox playing with? I say that was JayShox. Come here, I'm going to drop you some stuff. Come here.
Take all that.
Oh my god, and we got a RIT. Oh my god.
Don't hit it, don't hit it, don't hit it.
What have you got under?
Yeah.
whatever bro wait I think I hear someone over there in the storm I'm not
getting like right over there yeah
I
Please bro
I have nothing I have a gun and it's like
What what did you think I picked up the loop? Oh
No, I got your
They're on the rift anymore, and they're just sitting on this. Oh my god
I was like
I wanted to save the rest for the next zone chat
They're just gonna snipe us
We're gonna hit a pad ready
Just trust me
Where did you I just said come left and you just went
No, you didn't just wait to the middle
Yes, cuz you went to the middle
I
Think I do this
I think it's not too late to get my card. Yo
Oh, I'm dead, there's my someone in here.
the
same lobby as Jason are you fucking dumb
I need you to just like...
you don't have to rush to fuck it
fuck it, no no no fuck it
Really, I really need to get the card shot up about the car
It's not happening. I just have to hope that goes on
Why are you screaming?
You're right Rose. You're right. You're right. I'm the issue right now
Now we're on in the chaff, huh?
of
I
Was where you good
No, man. I'm sad. Are you sad?
This is a snap game now. Oh my god
Are you sad, Los?
Hit a Plinko Ball or something, bro.
No, Lewis, you're here.
So, if you not gamble, like, at all,
I don't know how much the other pays me,
fucking a million dollars every four minutes, man.
No, no, for real, like,
there's no part of you where you're like,
oh, I'm gonna bet on this game.
I don't have a million dollars to just sit around just doing that I have to worry about my future and my children, bro
If you were worried about your children you still put some money on the Giants
Okay, I really kind of want to like I want to make it so I can leave it
I have to.
He only chatted now.
There's hackers in the lobby?
There's no hackers in the lobby.
I'm not really wasting maps.
I'm kind of just making sure that...
Like is placement even worth it or is this like kill base?
Like I'm actually being serious because like I don't know what the leaderboard looks like
so like is this even worth it getting all this placement?
Like genuinely like or is it more or less just kills like...
each. Whoever this is just fucking moving. It's the same guy from before.
Please hold down, please hold down, please hold down.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, I got a low spline fucking sound effect when I get a gold star
How was that only top seven I should have just launched at it on height no bullshit that's the method right now is just staying on height
It's he again who is this
Who is this?
And a guy from earlier Bro Bottle's.
Like that's who I'm dying to.
Oh my god.
Oh, Keem is a Division 2 Pro.
They're saying I don't know big Pete they were five. Ah, that's the first side gifted
over the whole stream, bro. The only person actually even subbed. So thank you
7th place and then how many kills?
Think it's self.
How many kills is that?
6.
Yo, Los!
Yo.
It's glove time.
Los!
Los!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Whoops!
Double Gloved!
It's time
Let's fucking go
Let's go
The last game ready up most time
LOS LOCK
LOS LOCK
It's time bro.
It's fucking time bro.
I'm scared right now bro.
I'm actually scared.
Go alert everyone!
Guys go alert everybody!
LOS got the fucking gloves on.
over it's fucking over it's GG bro
Have you ever been in like a vicious negotiation?
No.
What does that mean?
You know, like you're negotiating.
Negotiating what?
Like a deal.
Okay.
Explain
You don't know what that means a library bro
Yo, apparently where tongue tongue tongue, I think they're doing like a little army shit. Let's just kill everyone though
Where is the giant hamster
What skin is that?
Like what are you even wearing?
Guys this isn't updated.
You just told us in the discord front up there, they said it's missing two games.
Oh my god.
Little bit of a payless tournament, I don't know where.
I'll bet you out.
Like I'm not even kidding when I get end games I just hop on keyboard in my house and start
shooting everybody.
Like.
Can you just go on keyboard amounts for the last game bro please?
Like yeah I just don't get it.
I don't even care. What's the price for hold on? I'm not a just fucking dude. Who cares, bro?
I don't want to piss off Jinxie bro, but like god damn bro
It's just for one game. Well, it's only top four people get paid only top four like bro fuck this shit
one game bro
I
Know
If I do it, he's gonna get mad and then he's gonna ban me from tournaments
And then it's just gonna be not worth it. I'd rather try to rather take the road where basically we just act
Loose after this and we lose just be super fucking sad and be like bro
Like whatever just farm it so that people feel bad for us. You know what I'm saying
Dude say no more I'm already said
Yeah, like make people feel bad for us
So then people like will come in me like bro, they'll get the subs they'll tell they'll get w's in your chat like
Yeah, like we're gonna say that you know, JC like we genuinely had a horrible time like you
Yes, yes, yeah, okay
That's what I'm saying.
That's a good strategy.
And then if I just go keyboard, everyone's going to be like mad at me.
You know what I'm saying?
Then there's no reason to feel bad.
Oh, you cheated and you still died.
Whatever, right?
So like if you just go with me like, bro, like whatever, bro, like this shit is, like
loose, bro.
People love you, man.
I love you.
Yeah.
No, you're right.
You're totally right.
Los you saw Kim Kardashian posted you on her story
What?
I'm not getting you fucking idiot
No
Los you're actually so fucking cute
Like I didn't just want to cuddle with you
Why are you courage-
Hey, see?
Oh, shit.
Fuck, stop!
Fuck, stop!
Fuck, stop!
You're an idiot.
Lois, why was there a clip of you jerking off from my nephew's song, he's worried about you?
you. Yo, dude, I know I need to get this clip taken down, bro.
Why is Loose camera so big?
Burger, come here.
Yellows
Oh last game everyone is unnerved
Good oh good how do I turn out the keyboard roads time? How do I turn off edit on release?
That's what I have on now. How do I turn that off?
It's time
What is it called not edit on release simple build it says it's not on but it is on though
That's the bullet
Bro do you know dude? I just looked in some comments. There's people like literally mad at us saying that we're not taking it seriously
like oh there's a hunter came the line look how they're acting are you massive keyboard
Yeah, but I'm wearing a fucking Kurds T-shirt again.
Look at my hitbox.
Holy shit.
We don't mean he said never mind, bro.
No, fuck that. Fuck that.
So is it on or off, bro?
You didn't hear that.
We need prime, stable and all though right now.
Wait, is it fine or no?
They told me everyone's unnerved bro month you confirm
I can't read the chat, it's so fuckin' fast.
Nerf.
Oh nice, I gotta get off of it.
Confirmed, unnerved bro, confirmed.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm so lost.
I'm so lost
It's too late, bro, I can't change my setting. I mean rough market if I get bad I get bad, bro
I don't know I
I can't take the fucking edit thing anymore
Or I can't let him I can troller paper can I can I I don't think you can't let's you're in
Scared man, where are you? I'm not the other blue spot
no one's here man
I got a chug jug
I
Don't know what is it going about I need to know right now, bro
you're good you're fine yes I told you we have to say it the whole time
Come on, bruh.
Where are you?
I'm at the same spot.
There's a team of 12 apparently going on right now.
Oh yeah, we're dead by the way. There's a team of 12.
Yo, tell Lacy to just join my call, bruh.
I'm dead ass here. Should we just go kill them all?
Like, I'm dead ass.
Wait, wait, what do you...
What does that mean?
There's like a team of 12, bruh. Like...
Nobody in this lobby is wearing Kurds JD. I'm not worried about this shit. Hold on. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna add I'm gonna add Marlin and Lacey to the go
All right, I
Don't have Marlin. I'm adding Lacey to the go
Wait, are we rigging this? Yeah, well, they said that they're coming. They said there's a lot of people teaming up right now
We're doing it for real.
Bro, I need Lacey to fill in.
Wait, what?
Bro, we need everybody, bro.
How is Jinxi's $100,000?
I don't know, that's why at least we're going to never be like, serious.
I invited Lacey to the call, bro, it's not him.
Oh, $100,000 on the line!
And you got both and most most I'm getting in a mech. Come on. We're getting in a mech
You're gonna tell me twice, bro
Wait, wait, I'm gonna get one back to get the other
They're gonna know where we are permanently on the map. I need Lacey to join the calls. We want to win
No max. Oh so they can team for 12 people, but now there's a rule
No Max yeah, okay brah I'm making
Hi losses, you know, it's just lacy now what a fucking joint
Lacy's chackle someone's home while in
I gotta make this quick. Hold on.
Is he's fighting him?
Why am I calling you to get a chance? I'm gonna kill him.
What? Why am I calling you to get a chance?
What? We're gonna kill him all, bro. I'm killing him all right now.
They're all dead off, pretty much.
Bro, Lazy's killing all of us.
bro Lazy's killing all of them are they that ass bro get out of the storm
what the fuck are these tongue tongues are they burgers
they killed them all fuck this shit I'm still cheating yo Tom is waiting bro
fuck everybody out bro
I got people on me
oh yeah they're running
Oh, there's no winning this shit, I'm just running around.
I
Glory
What are you doing getting out of the map? What are you?
I'm out of here bro.
I want some of my mags, get help.
We're dead now. I'm out of here, bro. I won't sell my mats, no.
There's an RPG in here, bro. They're just staying on the roof. I don't know if I need that.
They're just gonna run in the red.
Oh, this game doesn't count. I wanna tell you, Rose is not playing another one. I already see it.
Like, this is what they wanted to do. Bro, I'm not playing another one. I'm already out of it.
Shit, I ain't going to know.
Like, bro, they can't just do this and then be like, whatever.
Hey, wait, what? Fuck that.
Shoot it to my right.
What are you I'm pushing bruh
Oh my god.
Oh, she just died.
Oh my god.
There's that lace here.
There's lace up there's one.
You killed Marlin.
Yo you killed Marlin.
You got any heals or no?
You're an idiot bro.
At least he's gonna want me to smile. I have no heals.
I'm at 100...
I'm at 100 hs mate.
He's gonna fucking...
Alright come here quickly.
I'm dead. I'm literally dead.
What the fuck?
Please kill him?
I thought he was dead!
I'm a man!
Yo!
Hey, Junxi!
F*** you!
Talk to me!
Oh!
F*** you!
This is so ass.
DGJ.
Heh.
I'm a man, bro.
I
Had no match lows
Well, I don't need it
All right, Gigi strap. I mean, I think that's it right
And that's it bro. Do we do we do we get money?
Like you and your stream
Nice, they made lows and bro they made those and whatever bro
Like what was the point of playing a real tournament?
Dude, we should get where's Jinx's code. We should just hop in his discord. I don't have a
Yo hardcore Minecraft though like we got it just like now this one is got a rage-vague jinx. They just keep dying
Like bro, he deserves death now in the game. He deserves he deserves at least three days of getting rage-vague
I don't know
Bro, that's an almost chop
Cause we were just playing people that were like way better at us
Wait, did I actually kill, who did I kill?
Bro, Lacey's gonna kill the whole lobby
He's about to kill the whole lobby
Is he a passing keyboard?
Yes, but he's got a gold scar and a blue fucking pump
Why were you doing this?
Let's see, because I'm holding a fucking disabled puppy who said he's pushing so I came with you when I had no mask, bro
Yeah, classic blame me man, well listen, um...
But you're leaving?
No, no, no, I'll stick around to make Jinxie feel sad.
They're saying real voice, what happened?
I'll stick around to make Jinxie feel sad.
They're saying real voice, what happened?
Why are those your real voices?
What do you mean?
One of those irons were like...
Did that happen?
Jinxie probably saw how dead it was.
How bad it got, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Yo, Lovesborough talk, real quick?
What's good, dude?
What's good, dude?
Wait, I'll hold it again.
He has what you need.
You say you can't.
Yo, Lovesborough, can you explain to the viewers
why you're upset right now?
The viewers why you're upset right now?
I
To make a long story short to sum it up Jinxie fuck you man
What did he do? The shit that you just put us through for no reason we could have won this fucking tournament
Explain bro keep going like really explain yourself
Okay
Let's say I don't know let's say there's a tennis player in the US open
They win the US Open, they're a righty.
Then all of a sudden the next year you go, hey, yeah, you can't use your right hand anymore.
Wait, what are you talking about?
You have to only use your left.
That doesn't make sense.
What about everyone else?
No, just you.
That's essentially what JC did to us.
Wait a second.
What do you mean real voice?
do you feel like your life is gone?
Who the fuck?
Why do I sound like that, bro?
Bro, it's high-fives, bro.
Yo, how about you enable this shit?
Tell Jay fuck I should just tell him I'm gonna tell him that you ended you're not
playing the last one if they redo it yeah hell no I'm not playing another one
bro jeez chef I want this shit
who team who started the team like who did that like the unnerved thing I get
for the last game but like why what was the teaming for yo bro
Um my teammate ended and he's not playing if there's a regio
Losa I can't fucking believe you jigs I can't believe it works for you if you want to join the call
Go ahead, let's say what you said.
What's up, bro?
Hey, man.
Just want to let you know how sad I am and how depressed you may be.
You really, um, Ron is beside himself.
He's going to go lay down.
Probably taking that.
Let me know.
And what you've done this evening to us is one of the most cruel things
evening to us is one of the most cruel and inhumane things I've ever experienced in my
lifetime.
Wow.
You took a fun thing.
We were going to have a fun, nice time and what'd you have to do?
You basically had to torture Ron just for the hell of it, man.
He's kind of right.
Now that I'm really thinking about this.
Bro, you guys got top five, you greedy bastard.
you guys were literally a top five team.
And what would have happened if you could use his mouse
if you were there?
You guys would have got like second
and Lacey would have got 20,000 kills
and had 80 million points.
That's what would have happened, bro.
If we did unnerfs the whole tournament.
No, low standard, bro.
I said would have got third.
Low standard, what you said, bro.
Like, I literally made this shit balance.
Literally, I'll stand on that too.
Yeah, the last game's chopped.
I can't account for fucking 12 tongue tongues to horse.
So, so, you know what?
What do you prop to?
So you know what?
Real streamer does who started the army? That's who you banish forever, bro
But instead what do you want to do you are an enabler or you enabled it?
Yeah, you and high-fives enabled this entire situation. Fuck you high-fives
And I'm gonna be honest man I
Lost a lot of respect for you tonight, bro
You lost my sub you lost my follow you lost my PO box thing
I was gonna send you you lost my gifted subs for the future. I'm taking myself elsewhere. I'm going to never
I'm going to a loving community of snipe never gifted me not even one sub
I'm going to a better community the snipe squad. That's what I'm doing
Yo, listen you guys are fucking babies, dude. You guys got like fourth place, bro. Relax
You guys are now after torturing us for hours straight now
you're gonna total insults at us and call us babies shame on you G shame shame on
you I hope you stub your toe later actual shame lacy's complaining I'm sure he
is lacy's a fucking pro player yo listen man yo y'all fought bro and listen we
had a clean tournament that yo chat I fucked up by saying to unnerve and then
saying the reader yo man we had seven clean games I also just thought this
game was just chopped anyways because I thought there was going to be 30 tongue
tongues running around but end up on being 10 listen man I think a good
jigsie I think a good like happy meeting here is you just give me and Ron
like 25 grand each yeah I mean yeah yeah if you do that like maybe I'll
forgive you and I'll middleman my 25 grand charity bro so if you want to
send me 25 grand I'll give it to a charity of your choice yeah I'm giving
the charity too so if you don't give it to us you're basically saying yeah you
don't charity you know you know you know what it really is though and like we can
dump on Jinxie because that's fun I just think Fortnite man it's just an
impossible game to have it be perfectly fair honestly that's really what it is
if we're being logical you can't be honest I think for tonight I think
fortnight's the greatest game ever made and I would have an icon skin one
But yeah, that's neither here nor there. Yeah, I'm gonna say we're making Lacey host
I'm not saying once it's pretty good
But I just feel like bro
I think the only way you can do this remember your hookup is for fortnight for all these drops for all these like
People and all these money whatever bro to give away. I think you just get me a little side of com skin
Bro, I think well my god imagine imagine that drop dude
He deafened on us I blame high-fives and Jinxie bro
Wow. Wow, he can't even face us. What a coward.
Los, if I could have you as a sidekick round of words, that would be so cute.
Oh
Guys where you're leaving me loose thanks the end of the road for me man Wow
This guy Jinx he's left me no choice but to get off this tree
Ha! Nooo! Lo's you're the only reason I was excited for the day to begin, though.
I know, and I was so excited too until... you know what, man. And to be honest, bro, I don't know when I'll be back.
Probably not for a long time.
Lo's make a tweet right now so we can all retweet it in the chat, do you mind?
Can you make like a post?
I was go- you already re-read my mind. Hold on, I'm drafting.
Now to send out a post right now, us as the stable community will make sure we like it and we all just retweet it and comment, bro.
Don't wait, Lacy just died to the big PK.
Lacy was actually going to win the tournament, bro, on controller.
If he had one more game like they said
Being on a mouse and keyboard laces crying about now
It's like I if you guys are on a mouse and keyboard you're gonna have 30 kill accountability versus Jinxie Jinxie
One accountability zero you let 12 people team up so nobody started caring
Who's winning
Loves you got a tweeter now family-friendly. Yeah, it's going up. Tell me when it's up
Tell me when it's up loves
Loves
Yeah, I'm typing, you hear me?
Yeah, how long are you going to take to type this to me, it's been like 3 minutes.
Los?
Dude, you're rushing it.
I'm going to have a typo.
I'm gonna have a typo
Wait, what were some of the things I was saying to jinx some of the words are
Fuck
I don't even know who won this call is oh my god everyone's angry at each other this
is the end of streaming all chats are becoming aids
Should I just keep my stream on the fortnight?
I'm Junie
That was a six-hour
Like five shacks and laid it shit, bro
This dude Marlon Dennis got a setup in London. I'll just sit. I didn't do this
this is the end of the f**king streaming
uh
Lose for you got to get that to me on ASAP everyone's going crazy right now
missing two games how did we get third
got it
tell me what it's all
they don't even have our two games in
oh that's not final
Lose you got to get it up quickly
they're waiting for someone to save everyone
Yeah, I need some smoking everyone's dying bro. This is the end actually just piss me off. I don't care. I
Tweeted it
Let's go check out what it is
You didn't tweet shit I
did
So I can't believe what I
experience today not in my 12 years on that have I ever been demeaned belittled
and disrespected before that I was today actually you should be shamed up what
you did today disgrace I no longer support you so disappointed
Bro, Loose.
Is that a banger?
That's a fucking banger.
Hold on, I'm going to give you a little quote tweet.
I'm going to give a quote, don't worry bro.
I got this.
Someone give me a picture of Loose I can quote tweet this with.
Someone give me one photo of Loose.
I just need to watch.
No, but you have to actually be sad.
Okay, let me, I just have to get one.
Wait, Jynx is pulling up.
You've been demeaned, belittled, and disrespected more than I was today.
You should be ashamed of yourself, what you think it is.
Now he's laughing, he gets in here, you have to act sad bro.
The fuck is this?
One sec verifying. I think that means he died very early about Lacey and game one go like top five
Bro, they have a manual person
I think fucking family family one anyway, so like honestly cuz there's no way
I got you bro
oh fuck
wait where the fuck did my tweet go
what the fuck is that
the same way the entire tournament was played out.
Wait, what happened?
We have these real teams to get first place.
The place you went on 100K?
No, he's mad because he lost because...
I mean, it's fairs, Rodney had two.
That's a fact.
But instead, there was no leaderboard,
we're missing an entire game,
and then all of a sudden in game eight,
there's seven total gums teaming,
and Jinxy says it doesn't count,
and everybody can get on the nerves.
Is this you?
Is this you?
Is this, is this?
Like look at this, look at this!
What is that?
We were down!
Guys go like Losus Tweet.
Bro, Minecraft actually might be miserable.
Oh my god, how long do you think it'll take for me and Losus and Jinxie to beat Minecraft?
It's $20,000!
It's not like it's like, what?
Why am I so mad it's $20,000 $20,000 it starts October 6th. Let me take my calendar wait who won
I don't know who I don't know who won it's October 15th
They put us in trouble. We're in 12th place somehow
I don't care how much fucking money I have in my bank account. I'm never ever gonna turn down $20,000
is right what are we talking about what are we even sitting you're
talking about thousands oh you're a millionaire so who cares about about
when making twenty thousand dollars are you fucking retarded
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Who the fuck is happening?
This is the end, I'm telling you.
Fuck you, Los. I'm going to go take a nap. Let me know.
What the fuck?
What?
What?
Los, go live on Twitch crying, bro.
You got to go live on Twitch and just cry.
Don't go live on Twitch right now.
Just go live on Twitch right now and just get tears in your eyes, bro.
We'll just see.
She's not even at his fucking thing.
She's not even at his fucking thing.
Genuinely the same.
But under that, I'm crying, right?
I'm crying.
Bro, they miss our first three games.
They're not even like counting our first three games.
After wasting six hours of my life
for to be in second place to win $20,000
and all of a sudden the rules changed the last game
and now the game doesn't count?
What?
I guess any normal human wouldn't be upset about that?
Honestly, bro, obviously, for getting that last game, because that was a shit show, like
just, and I do want to say I fucked up in the last game, we're not going to count it,
but it did start with the Tong Tong Army, to be honest, about that's what I thought.
Who made this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
The first seven games were pretty clean, bro, but like, do you see what I'm saying
of how fucking top heavy Fortnite is?
Lightweight?
and he ended his year. He did it social-thusically. He let it out quickly. New is going to shit and dip.
Yeah, he just starts killing all about me.
No one's gonna remember this tomorrow. I think he's gonna sack it.
I think his game had a choice. Joe's shot was crashed on him. He was crashed on Joe's shot.
It's, you know how it goes. You know how it goes.
About what though?
Um...
Encounted. No, it's... You don't understand what I'm saying.
We were in second place down by 16 points going into the left.
Bro, but you know what it is and I'm never gonna get rage baited again. No, this is what it is
The chat is like fucking hawks. I'm on a peace turning
Okay, what the chat wants and this is what I'm at an epiphany right now
The chat wants drama and chaos. They didn't even
That's kind of cat
So I wanted them to have a day on god that's looking cat
But I'm not saying everybody but like most of the motherfuckers
Actually the motherfuckers that are spamming
They want drama and fucking chaos not everybody but the motherfuckers that have chat hopping
spamming chat hopping
I'm never gonna get rage-vated again because I'm enlightened now now I'm fucking
Yes
We actually are doing good
I'm a controller for unending your second day. That's my second day ever play controller. I'm not getting do you understand
How insane that is?
Like in all seriousness, bro, like you're dead as like a gifted gamer like it's a weird way
You could just gain
No courage, I'm letting you know right now. There's one person who bought
Yo, Jin yo loose, bro. I'm sorry. I just tell us dude to shut up real quick
You're good man.
You're good.
Now your chance to win D1.
That's fine bro.
At the end of the day man.
I'm not in this for the glory.
Lois I love you bro.
Lois stop getting raged by the chat.
I loved you Lois.
And I care about you.
And I want to make sure you're happy.
Because you're loved.
And I care about you.
And I care about you.
you're happy because you're loved forget about the chat forget about the
tournament loose forget about people calling you D1
pro-lose there's not a single other person I would ever play this tournament
with that would be this fun my chat loves you most the stable loves you you're
loved
yeah bro I'm gonna go take I'm like I'm gonna I'm gonna go take it I'm gonna go
sleep man I'm gonna go to bed let me know those yeah let me know bro I'm
I'm gonna see you when we do Minecraft, yeah?
I'll see you later, bro.
Two weeks from now, Los.
Wow, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
10, 11, 12, 13,
Los, we're 14 days away from our Minecraft marathon.
You have two weeks, bro.
Let me know.
look at this cute fluffy fucking guy man so fucking cute guys can we go like
this tweet of Los and me let's fucking spread love man some good replies on
Loses sweet
Yeah, no, no first place gets 20k second place gets like 10k
it. Take a nap and let me know. Bro, let you know. Bro, Lacey, you did good, Ken. You
got second. And bro, family friendly, I know the last game was chopped, but they didn't
have money in that game anyway, so even though it didn't count. Yeah. All right, bro, Lash
I
Just take the high road
No winning here
Okay, so I mean we kind of
Pepsi yo, is everyone in the house?
Martin was their game one. Maybe I'll could have got more points, but Jason ended
What
You got so nice outside cloudy
Yeah, hey next time bro, we just unnerf everybody and it's like one pro one trader did period
I'll see you bro. GG's man. Congrats on second face
Wait, so am I gonna get the raid Marlin is crashing out guys. We're not doing another game like fucking 40 people got off
Yo, are you still on the call? Yeah, so like where's Marlin's at?
You'd a fucking man. You're a genie fucking man, bro. Where is Marlin's?
I know I know I know you don't I know you don't but bro. Thank you, bro. I genuinely thank you
You just I didn't do shit. Thank you, bro. I throw a genie. Thank you
I know it should have been first, but I really lost my teammate.
Lo's brother is really not hearing it.
Like they need to update the score.
Yeah.
What's my score?
What do we get?
Okay.
So is leader board 100% good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, yo, is this good?
It's like, yep.
And then like, oh, wait, no.
Adam will do hit.
Yeah, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
You should have hit.
They took edibles before they played.
Ronnie Nets, do you really believe you deserve a friend?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Damn bro.
All right, can you screen-chair?
They played better after they got high?
Say it on God.
They won two games and they've got a 60.
Yo!
68 to 74 point games.
Sorry, sir.
Could have been the wins.
But I thought there were other games that were better.
Wait, but why does it say
Mr. Pinky and Boggles have zero points in their first two games.
See, because that's fun.
I just think Fortnite, man,
it's just an impossible game to have it be perfectly fair.
Honestly, that's really what it is, if we're being logical.
You can't have a fair game for Fortnite.
I think Fortnite,
I think Fortnite's the greatest game ever made.
Yeah, I was loud.
You know, edibles might be the worst thing ever,
by the way, I took five milligrams of edibles
and I started tweaking.
I give props to anyone who's like, like fucking
10 taken edible bro and just be good, man.
Like dead ass heirs.
Like voila, voila.
Bro, why do you keep sending me this fucking photo?
Likely preserve one of one.
Also, they played it out.
Me and Lowe's got fifth?
We actually could have got top four.
Hey, Lowe, Lowe's past and Ron coming sick.
What?
going stomping that yeah seven double double fucking wait how can you encourage him a pale yeah
and if I don't drop down to me if I don't have a great start but a slow finish
bro vardom did good yo we got six kind of it went stop like in chat if you guys really want to
talk about people who got bullshitted um you guys really want to talk about who got bullshitted
stomping and mingo got bullshit and more than anyone but they just literally don't care like
Stop it and we go God, dude stop it. We go one again and then got fucking DC
You want to talk about somebody who got bullshitted stop
Game they kind of copped on the chin I was pretty impressed by that I'm gonna be honest. I got told I was on controller two days before
four. Like they think I'm a man. They were actually going to get
them down bad. 83 07 249 80.
And we are yelling on
I don't know. That's left.
I don't know. It's a fucking bot.
His ass.
Lazy ass.
Like he's really ass.
Like you're frying.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's Lowe's
Yeah, you know what I got a little you know what I got a host that'll actually be a banger
You know what I got a host that's a really banger tournament
Bro, I got a host the world's like the worst Fortnite tournament player 20 again, bro
Bro I hosted this tournament and I hosted it twice the first one though
I think it was the second one actually was so good
It was Kai flight
Loose and max first one to get a solo win
It was first one to get a solo win one twenty five thousand dollars sponsored by fortnight, bro
This time like I could do who would be like the four players that would do it
Like I don't even know it was two
Bro, I also hosted one with Sketch, Max, Chris, and Lose.
I think it'd be like Lose Marlin.
Like who are two ass players after that?
Lose Marlin.
Flight?
I don't think he would do it, bro.
I don't think he would do it again, but I would love to do flight.
And like B-Lew, bro.
And like B-Lew.
And like B-Lew, bro.
That would actually be peak.
I'm not even kidding.
So if they see any of this, like this clip.
I know Wilson Marlin would be down, but like if be lu hits me or fucking
Chris anyone bro if your ass bro
Right hit me bro. I'm gonna host that again like for never put up a bag for that like that was actually go to break
I remember that it was the dumbest. What was the most replay clip of the story?
Those max you gotta win and it was a stream sniper you remember that but now they can do it where there's no box
I
Don't know that's unpopular real. Why do y'all like bro with the five a ours
Oh, yes, downboards turned off like I play the other day
It was like a picture that we're involved that five it five years. That's like the best loan up got a gun that can aim long range
Aim long range
Yo, yo
Yo, how do I change at the middle?
Yo, this street sniping little b**ch bro, you don't go, man!
Yo, oh my god.
Oh, should I add my sub-alerts back on so you can see like pictures and like and whatnot?
Proof what it was the loaks doing
Oh
Fuck
Outlaw if you could send me a link that shows people subbing
But it's quicker like it doesn't take forever to like pop up and then disappear like you see
That goes like look how long that takes for one person
and it takes forever then I'd add it again you know I'm saying Ron you need to
see this or be loo did not fucking win bro they did not win wait so how much
money did I win I got six place I win money what I want
You're not in your head about it actually you're not right like you tie a lot of stuff in my chapter
I don't think there's a better way you could have. Oh Mooda suck a fucking yo stop dick riding bros. I oh my god
I didn't know how much I won bro. Yo, how much did I win?
You got let me see you got you guys good. Let's say
Yes, how much I win
There's yo if I got top six and a hundred thousand dollar tournament I win like five bands
Maybe like a band I
Don't even know I don't know. Well, you don't know your tort
Wait a minute first place 20 grand second place 10 grand third place 5 grand fourth place 5 grand
Wait once you get on fifth place the sixth place also the end it to the actually I didn't make a dollar
No it was okay you guys should have got um I don't actually know what the disbursement is
I think four has it wait. I'm reading it prizing
Yeah, you could you could you could raid me or something maybe or get me fine
It's top fucking
I think it's 2020 10 10 5 5 5 way how much is that 20 plus 20s 40 10 plus 10 is 20
So 60 five plus five is 70
Wait, I don't even make any sense. That's 80. Did you pocket?
Did you pocket 20 bands
You pocket a you pocket in $20,000
You're mr. Greedy you pocket a 20 man
Where are you looking at this?
In your Discord, you go to Info and then scroll.
It's surprising.
Well, how bored are you, you bastard?
It's a harder tag.
I'm not pocketing a dime.
You are Mr. Greedy.
Where's the announcement?
Wait, wait, where do you go for the Info?
Info.
Info.
Where, where?
It's right there.
Info?
Past 100,000, 20,000, 10,000.
I guess they're not showing the rest, I guess this isn't even,
they're not even showing the rest of the placements.
You pocketed 20 bands!
Bob, right. No, this is missing $60,000.
You're reimbursing yourself for the fucking charity donation!
You're a sick fuck!
Ron, this is 100K prize for you Psychopaths.
Yo, but they need to fill out the rest of the top 10,
bro, like the rest of the prizes.
Dude, I think this production was AI today.
Yo bro, I just realized, happy two weeks by the way.
Two weeks of what?
This is the last two weeks that you're going to live normally because in two weeks from
now me, you and those play hardcore Minecraft.
So I just want to say bro, enjoy your last two weeks of being a human, enjoying your
life if you have a girlfriend, maybe texting or saying yo, maybe we should go on a couple
Tell your family that you love them, you know what I'm saying bro, so happy two weeks left.
Also, I'm doing this thing where I'm gonna basically shave my mustache and my beard the
day before we play and I'm gonna see how much it grows during the whole marathon because
I did that last time for Elden Ring and I grew a whole beard and mustache in three
days and that's because I had an enormous amount of stress so we're gonna see what
I look like at the end bro.
It's gonna be lifeless
How much did I win
I got six place how much
Payout per team 3750
Rollos brah I'm taking that I'm taking off. Hi guys this says
Okay, okay, I think I see yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
Thank you, man, thank you
We're gonna see
Or did I get six there we go chat everybody's getting something okay guys
Gee wait hold on a
Couple of things yo
Loose just texted me saying to send the full amount to me the 3750
2 weeks until Minecraft. Lock the fuck in kid.
Yo, hey, I'ma be honest, like, we gotta beat it in like, at least 7 days. 8 days.
Why are you making that face?
Well, it's just me and you guys now.
Hey Siri call Lacey FaceTime him FaceTime him
What yo Siri why does AI know how to do shit but you don't you stupid fuck yo FaceTime
FaceTime Lacy.
FaceTime Lacy.
Come on, bro.
cave dwelling blob why does your chair need to suffer it's just so fucking
disgusting me some of these messages that get through like I'm dead ass
girl like how is that even a message that gets up yo what's your plan bro
well low took a nap and he's gonna let me know I got no one Jason ended silky
ended I just won $1,800 that's gonna get taxed by another 50% so I made
about nine hundred dollars and yeah bro let's go spend it yeah.
Where do you want to go?
Well I just say we buy 700 Kaniyia combos you know.
I'm not going to get a little Kaniyia combo.
What's there to do bro? Is there a fucking do?
There's literally nothing to do.
Bro I smell so fucking bad this is just.
That's a good idea either to be honest.
I hate being a disgusting fat slob like I really do.
Now you're in good mood, no I'm not. I'm still on the good move. Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Hey.
No. That shit's so stupid.
Bro, be nice, Mr. Greedy. You won money.
I don't care about money. I want to win.
Bro, you won in my heart?
No, I didn't. I got fucking robbed.
Bro.
Lacey, bro, I love you.
Don't give a fuck. I lost.
We're down 15 points going into last game and all of a sudden fucking whole tournament changes.
Yeah, but let's just go take our money and go to Vegas right now.
Should we get on a PJ?
I'm down to Vegas.
You may never guys twice.
Oh my god, well looks like my guess. Yeah, let me know
Wait, where are you going? I'm doing nothing with my life. I've got nothing to do
Where can we go?
Bro, I'm not
Wait, there's a new wingstop Sam God. I don't know that's true or not someone like that said it's on God though
Is there a new wing stop? Yes, what is it? Oh, it's just a new flavor. Oh, that's so good.
Oh, they're coming. No, I was spinging my ear. It feels so good. They're saying there's a new
Spongebob one piece meal is this true?
Where am I really about to do this from a grown-ass man?
Y'all should go to a meeting great yo, I'm gonna ban you
Probably you know how it is if you do the meal you have to order until we get all the food and then we actually have to eat all
What time is it?
It's already 6 p.m. Oh
But they're saying Jason already did it too so I can't even get that YouTube video like core goes like he got that video like
That's not even worth my time
Wait, what's the new wingstop meal bro, hold on
I gotta check this out. What's the new wingstop?
hot honey rub saucy Santana and sweet chili with the pepper chili
saucey Santana flavor what is this is dick
was it
wait just my missus I'm they're saying it's the wrong thing that's not even
new? Wait, what's the new flavor? It's called the lemon pepper trio. It launched nationwide
in September for the football season. You get original lemon pepper, lemon pepper chili crunch,
and lemon pepper chili glaze. 30 wings for $30.
I
Let me know bro
Let's take a jolly's roll tour at home
You should take the lambo out
I didn't get a land boy just like car shopping for a YouTube video.
Bro, chill out my boy Lacey bro, you don't got a land boy.
Yo, I'm not going large head, he's been doing good.
What, the wings?
Hey everyone, it's Jeff with Do We Should Be Cool Food Reviews.
I'll be a year.
Mm-hmm this or the combo
I'm running anybody come hold on
All right, I got it back here. We'll do well to three go
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
What are you doing?
Lacey, what are you doing?
I'm like
No
Where this guy
It's just taking his time.
We should low key do a stream where we try to beat every world record for fast food or something like that
Like every record actually have the Guinness World Record people come doesn't say we can see if we could beat Joey Chestnut. How many?
All right, we can see if we could beat Joey Chestnut's record for most hot dogs eaten in a minute or like 60 minutes or whatever it is
There's definitely okay. What are what are some?
They saw a new core member and
Do you think that when archie and Bonnie are
Fastest time to eat a banana without using your hands
What?
Lazy, go eat bananas and then drink some fucking sprite bro
It makes it serious
The fastest time we're eating a banana without using your hands is 8.5 seconds
That's easy
Will I be fast?
You better know that I'm
For some of this dead
We have to eat a lot of anything that we're sick of
What in the fuck is going on?
Burger, what's up bro?
Are you going down to YouTube rabbit hole?
Yes bro, I chugged two apple juices
Who the fuck is this?
Yeah, once we're in one fucker fucker all over again
So, let me know down in the comments
So don't forget to subscribe and make sure like this let's get up to it. So here we go three two one
Okay guys one more
like this video wait they're saying oh Megal is that that's a thing wait they're
saying wait oh Megal is actually back
Wait, what's wrong with ol' Begel?
Wait, they're saying Jason this year he got flashed.
But we're not going to get flashed on ol' Begel.
Wait, let me go check.
Can someone send me links so I can know to avoid it?
No, it's not that.
I
It's black out, bro.
Ah!
Yo!
Oh my God.
What are you gonna do?
Oh my God.
You idiot!
What are you gonna do?
What the fuck are you doing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is that body blue?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm on Omegle.
Wait, Omegle's back?
Or it's like Omeg TV.
I'm on it right now.
Wait, are you gonna get banned though if you go on it?
Hide screen?
Wait, why?
I'm gonna come to you bro am I coming here?
Yeah
I like it
We should shout out my business homie
Well I can do this huh?
Yeah
Do this
this homie?
well I can do this, huh?
can you do this?
should I hit a blinker dog?
should I hit a blinker?
should I stop here?
Wait, wait, wait. Speakers. This. Turn it up. Get your shit.
Let's see, Mike. Wait, we're at the same GGs.
What happened? What happened?
They're saying we're going to see, like, cocks and shit.
No, we're not, because look, I can do this.
Can you keep on that? Go see and click the button.
Wait, how do you do that?
I don't know. Can you keep on like a scene?
What's the worst that could happen?
Like I feel like there's not that bad thing that happens.
Wait isn't this good? This should be fine, no?
Cause look it's fully covering the screen and when we know it's like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you make mine? Can you make it so you can see?
Okay.
You gotta make that.
I gotta like lock it. How do you lock it again?
Right here.
Like right here.
Like right here.
Okay.
So make it obvious.
Topmost window.
There we go. There we go. There we go.
Okay, okay.
All right, let's do it.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I know.
I know.
Yeah, it's us.
Are you for real?
Yeah, it's us.
It's us.
It's us.
Yeah.
What?
Hi.
Yes, it's us.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
Hi, how you doing?
How y'all doing?
Hi, how you doing?
How you doing?
Hi, how you doing?
Great.
Hi, how you doing?
Yes, it's us.
Yes, it's us.
Hi, how you doing?
Thank you for the five gifted.
Hi, how you doing?
Thank you for the five gifted.
I'm fine.
Hi, how you doing?
Thank you for the five gifted.
Yes, it's us.
What's happening?
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
My day's been good.
How's yours?
Are you serious or no?
Yeah, it's been good. It's raining today.
What's happening?
No!
Chat, bro. Thank you for the five.
I don't know. It looks great.
Hey, how are you doing? Are you okay? You seem sad.
I can't even get my hands on it.
Hey, hey.
You got the half of the Logan Paul?
Are you having a good day?
I'm sorry.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah!
Yeah
For this blackboard shit just fucking birds get ready to close okay, okay
Just get ready to close the most
Yo walls
No, yo, you just ended it now you're outside
What are you doing in a red room laying on a pillow, son?
Yo, I'm not freaky, bro.
I'm just chilling.
Oh!
I'm popping that vape, buddy, eh?
I'm gonna be honest.
What flavor you hate?
Little pineapple mango?
Right, gummy ice.
Oh, okay.
He won't hit a blinker on a man.
He's not going to hit like the rocket where it shoots up.
Oh, hell no.
You can't even do O's.
No, you can't even do that shit, bro.
I see you all right now.
I see you all right now.
Excuses.
Excuses.
I would like to know an excuse for you, bro.
Look, look, look.
Buddy, hit a blinker then.
Little ass baby hit.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
Like, I'm telling you my hair is on.
He's on.
Oh.
What was that?
Not.
I don't think so.
How old are you fucking vaping?
I'm 18 years old now.
You shouldn't be vaping.
You shouldn't be vaping.
That's so bad for your life.
What do you mean?
That's bad for you.
I'm the loudest of the sounds.
Wait, wait.
It's...
It's...
It's not...
It's another 50 with my cryo.
I'm sorry.
Can you just do this, Jack?
Can you just pick up...
Can you just have your middle finger?
All right.
Well...
Oh
We all in a fucking toaster
Yo, put your dick away, bro, I can already see this. Yeah, she beat his shit under a press
I'm not saying I wasn't it's Marlon's friend
I can't. I'm scared, bro. Brother, can we, wait, you can switch countries?
Oh, to India. Hello?
Uhhh, you're the bomb! Why are you using it?
Oh no wait, oh no no no no!
Get away! Get away!
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Fuck, you look like Damien's fuck.
It's Luke! That's fake.
You know that it's not fake.
Yeah, I don't think I'm saying that.
What is this fake?
Yeah, how's your day going? How's your day going?
I
Got clip barb
Somebody smells like shit
We'll suck lacy fat ass
You look like a fat droof like a different variant
I know it.
What is this?
Are you a cheeser?
No, it's not.
You're a cheeser.
That was not for me.
Was that that?
That was not for me.
That was not for you.
That was not for me.
Yeah!
No!
That's not true, man.
You're a cheeser, man.
I'm not a cheeser.
Wait, wait, wait!
Go back to him.
Go back to him.
Can you say what do you mean by that?
What do I know about work?
No, you got to say it a lot.
Be like, what do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Nice to hear.
Hey, nice nose ring, Twink!
Oh, sorry, you were out of breath earlier.
I guess I'm glad it's enough.
He's a fucking shooter!
What is that noise?
He doesn't hear making popcorn.
What the fuck is that?
Oh my God! Oh my God!
No one.
He would shut up on your life.
It looks like you love it.
Oh yeah, it kind of looks like one of the middle looks like you.
Wait, what?
Is that me and you?
No, wait, wait, wait, and you guys went, uh oh, wait, is this real?
Yeah, it's real.
Yeah, it's real.
Why are you being so hateful?
What are you saying?
Lately long, bro.
Tell me not.
Does my brother look like the original?
Yes.
Wait, do the thing.
Do the...
Do it.
Do it.
Do the thing.
Do the thing.
Do the thing.
Do the thing.
Fuck you, you little shakier!
Oh, late beam!
I just got to get a kill.
Wait, hold on, no, no, no!
Trey, Trey, honestly, we were two girls.
Cause you guys were getting ready to risk some shit.
Trey, honestly, we're two girls.
What were y'all?
We're your life, we're your life.
Just ask to get the answer.
Yeah, it's a virtual game.
There's no way that's...
Yeah, it's here today.
And they're okay.
There's no fucking way.
Fuck you.
Oh
All right, should we go to India
Don't don't show those just it can't be that bad. Okay
Oh my God, Robby Blasey, Danny!
Is that an M3 Scully?
What the fuck?
Wow, what's up, dudes?
What's up, man?
Why are you on India?
Okay. Why are the showers? Hey, how you doing? What's up, dude? What's up, man?
I got a position, get a position, get a position.
Bro, you know what it is, everyone's on this tab now, so now it's on me.
Hey, how you doing?
You from ADS, sir?
Me?
What's another country?
We can do wait we're a couple I am a couple
Could hide the country that's annoying about the UK
What time is it?
What if we run into Marlon or a megal that would be surprised
what? I'm Marlin. You're Marlin. So you're Marlin. Yeah. Okay, do something Marlin would do.
It's a trick question. Marlin can do anything. You could have done anything.
Hello? Oh, I know what that guy's doing.
UK's kind of dead
Russia Thailand and to leave away. Yeah, how are you doing? So come back. Hey
Which is all a creepy old pen
How are you good? How are you? I'm very good. Oh, yeah, what were you from? I'm from Kazakhstan. No,
Kazakhstan. No. No, why? It's country in Central Asia. Oh, wait, what language? Where are you from? New Jersey,
Cherry Hill. Erie, Pennsylvania.
Please, can you please speak slowly because my English or that
Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Erie, Pennsylvania.
Okay, right now I live in California, Los Angeles.
What, what language do you speak?
I speak Russian, English and Catholic language because I'm
from Kazza and then we use, watch the language.
Take everything you know.
Suka blitz.
Suka you're from there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck did you just say to me?
No, just what?
He doesn't speak, uh, what?
Go ahead.
Yeah.
OK.
Wait, sir, question.
No, no, hate, no, like, bad question.
I'm going to say, I have a question.
Is Russian an Asian language?
I'm just here to tell you where he's from,
but I'm gonna say it.
If he didn't speak any Asian language.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You can jerk off to us.
You can jerk off to us.
Come on, my friend.
Oh!
Hello.
Oh, dad and son, how you guys doing?
How you doing?
Clear.
I'm from Russia.
Hey, you're Russian.
Whoa, you got a thick accent there.
We're Russia. Is this Losin?
Hey, Russia.
We're friends with Jason.
Hey, you're always there.
Y'all are not from Japan.
Can I ask you a question real quick, Lacey?
Sure.
Everyone keeps telling me I look like K-Sof. Be so real. Do I look like K-Sof? Don't make that face on God.
I'll be honest. K-Sof mobs you, bro. Don't disrespect me.
Don't say that. Don't say that.
He does. K-Sof mobs you.
We are from Japan. Stop saying that because I have heroes right here in my lane.
Well, you guys actually live in Japan?
Yes, bro.
Oh, yeah. What time is it in Japan? Go.
Uh, 11.30.
A.m. or P.M.?
Why would you answer? You don't know the answer.
Don't ask.
I'm in a pay phone.
I'm gonna say yes.
Yeah, let's slap the shit out of that guy, I don't know if he did that.
No, I'm sure you're going to play the piano, if you're sure, please.
What?
Yeah, sir, you want to jerk off to us?
Uh-uh.
But if you need.
Why are we on a ring camera?
Yeah, it's what you'll be like.
I can't be quick.
It's a high-fuck like a fucker.
I can do nothing, motherfucker.
Motherfucker, motherfucker.
He said, oh, motherfucker, what?
Motherfucker, what?
This is a tip that only fucks with your mama.
What fuck my mama?
What the fuck is wrong with your mom?
Fuck her right in the pussy!
Shut the fucking window!
Oh my god!
He started it, he started it dude.
Let's go Thailand.
Bonnie Archeneige.
I think about this bro. Oh my god. Thank you
Hey, are you doing there from Thailand?
Right now from Thailand bro. What the fuck why are you on a Thailand server? I'm not a Thailand digger
You're just a loser. ADAPT! Oh wait, it's like an ADAPT Mitchell YBG. Yep
It kind of looked like a DAP for a second. Oh, dead ass
He actually looked like him for a second.
She's on a gang size buddy, you're muddied.
Yeah, right?
Scared me a little bit.
Okay.
I don't know what we saw.
I don't know what that was.
What the fuck?
That's us.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Are you guys from Thailand?
Yeah.
We're actually from Africa.
Speak Thai.
Wait, wait, wait.
I like to say the anorwords, too.
I know what I would hate, dude.
Let's just say the anorwords, dude.
Where should we go?
Go to the United States, bro.
I'm gonna make a friend, but someone has a life.
Fuck!
No, it's not an anorwords.
Oh!
Fuck you!
Thank you!
Whoa!
Oh, you got a razor.
Oh, why are you being a shower?
I'm gonna shower you again.
There we go.
Bitch.
What's up, boys?
How you doing?
What are you doing?
Wait, you can wrap.
All right.
Is that?
No way that's real.
Okay.
No way you're real.
I'm not sure if I'm on it for sure.
Okay, skip there.
Is it real?
It's like different variants.
Yeah, I know.
But I keep seeing variants of you
and I keep seeing variants of me.
What is...
Oh, I see one!
I see one!
I see one!
Okay.
What is Jordan doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Okay, fine, fine.
Hi.
All right, who's my freaking ass?
Wait, who do you know more?
I don't even know what I know,
I think it's like one serious issue.
I know you're,
what's your first thought?
It was unlimited candy,
and it was, it was absolutely endless.
Unlimited candy?
No, it was the,
you got the, it was the animals kicking in,
It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, um, I love your hotbox
video and like, I'm talking to people who are back to me.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice, nice. Good to see you again.
Yeah. Bye. Bye.
Oh, Elvete.
What's with everyone bathing? Is that like the kids do still?
I get asked. I mean, it seems like people are just addicted to it. It seems like.
And.
Okay, we're giving away $10,000 if y'all shake your eyes.
Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it.
It won't work.
I thought we should do. Oh, wait, we should, we should, they should make us laugh.
Yeah.
Make a boy.
Yeah.
Make us laugh and you can win $100.
Okay.
Okay.
KTC.
Is he?
Make us laugh.
Okay.
Make us laugh.
We're going to $100.
Okay.
Make us laugh.
We're going to $100.
We're going to $100.
We're in a hundred dollars
I don't think you understood no, no, it's not laugh and we make us laugh yeah
Yeah, like try to like you know make us let out of
Yeah, yes, the world can see you
All right, so make us laugh. Okay. He was being his shit. Hey, make us laugh. When a
What? When a hundred dollars make us laugh. I need to like joke right again. Okay, well,
Make us laugh when $200.
You're black.
Okay, that's a terrible timing.
Okay, he's screaming with black.
He's screaming with black.
All right.
Hello, make us laugh when a hundred.
Okay.
That's the first girl that you said hello like that,
so it's up with you.
Hello, make us laugh when a hundred dollars.
are you guys real?
are you guys real?
unfortunately
are you guys real?
yup
no you don't
put a piece of lineup
put a piece of lineup
oh my god wait
you guys are actually real
no no no no no
no no no no
no ooo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and you stuff
oh oh
how you doing?
how you doing?
how you doing?
cuz why are we laughing at that guy?
no I
the person before us
was just named
stumped at
nvm
Yeah, yeah, at our screen and put it you showed us this ball. What are you cosplaying as?
I do know that from the jigsaw or whatever
Okay from
Fintons opera
Doctor who named by the animus? I
Watch that's a video game. Oh
Oh like Kingdom of Hearts
You know I keep my kingdom of hearts
So what's your favorite game to play?
Me?
Me?
Your mom?
I'm not, thank god she's just a me?
She knows who you're actually like in an anime.
Bro.
Rascal!
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys for the fuck out.
Where you going fake bro?
You look like you ate a football bro, shut up.
Who the fuck just snuck up behind y'all?
Who the fuck is there?
Y'all are all suited up in the same bed.
Shut up motherfucker.
Shut up bitch.
Are you guys at school?
Is that not the college?
Are you guys at school?
Yep, we're at some tiktok.
Yeah, we're at some tiktok.
Wait, can you guys say dude?
Legendary!
That's fake.
No, it's not.
Yeah, drink that water, daddy.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Yeah, drink that, Wander Daddy.
Yeah, I drink it.
You got the skinny.
Where you talking to me?
Who's not that skinny, bitch?
I'll fuck you up, motherfucker.
You ever heard of Judgement Day?
You guys, why don't you wrap your lips
around a water bottle?
You're not that skinny, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yo.
What's up, dude? Are you a Lacey thug?
Yes?
Yo, who's your favorite streamer?
Lacey.
Do you ever go into his Twitter blog?
No, I don't even listen to him.
Do you ever go into his Twitter blog?
I sent you P.O. yesterday.
Oh, for real?
I sent you P.O. yesterday.
Oh, for real?
Yesterday oh for real?
Wait, what'd you send me?
The controller and like the big poster. Oh, it's right here
Yeah, thank you bro appreciate that to be oh
Hey, you know everybody
What what you look like drew all a little bit
Yes
Hey, thank you for the PL, man. I hope you have a good rest of your night.
Thank you.
Bro, what a nice kid.
You know what? I'm gonna do a $151,000 diamond inside your house.
Wait, is this real? Hey, am I chipping up? Hold on. I'm gonna leave my shit up.
Yo, bro, I think someone's inside your house.
You get a donation?
Wait, wait, wait. Yo.
Yep.
I
Think someone's in your house
That said someone's in your house
We heard the donation
You think big dough knows
Oh my god, he's doing fake don't know people on like Omega to see like
But he's like trying to get girls with thousand dollar bills.
No!
What's up?
What?
Ron!
What's up?
No fucking way!
Is that your twin in the back?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Okay, you in the back, you in the back.
Who's Twitter called, but you typing the most?
Wrong.
What do you type?
Like, what do you be typing?
I'm curious, I'm actually curious.
I'm curious.
That's fine, don't take it serious.
I'm dead serious.
I stopped taking it seriously.
Wait, so what do you guys type in like the chat and stuff?
Like what, give me something you guys would type.
Oh, just honestly, I don't watch,
I'd be watching, I miss you and Marlon, bro.
We were together like two days ago.
We were together.
Bro, you guys don't do that much anymore.
I see why I'm so messed up.
OK, well, I'm curious about, so you guys are in Twitter coms?
Hey, not like that, bro.
What?
He didn't know me like that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You just exposed yourself.
Well, no, no.
Wait, what?
What are you talking about?
Are you in the Google Twitter page?
Are you a gooner?
No, no, I'm in a relationship, bro.
Okay.
Wait, so you in the back, what do you like type,
like what's your average message
you'll type in a Twitch chat?
You?
Yeah, like you type emotes?
No, not really, I don't want to type like a few.
What would you type, what would you type,
type of thing, what would you type,
like do you remember?
Wait, Ron, scene of song, bro.
Yo, hi guys, shut the fuck up, bro.
That's fine, that's fine.
They type LOL.
Okay, well hey, thank you guys for watching
Appreciate y'all man. Thank you guys
I
Elvive stop beeping it's bad for you
He just he just fucked up his leg
He was with that one going on her
Does streams yeah, yeah, yeah, that's him that's him right now
So bro
You guys make music?
No, we don't, but yo, that's AC, AC, Ron, whatever.
Listen listen listen all right
How you doing
Me going driving huh taking someone to school, okay
Am I tripping out like like did you use to hang out with your friends just chillin in the same room with your shirts off like just
Take my shirt off
It's so good.
Come on!
I'm going to zoom out a tiny bit.
All right.
We can skip now.
Your stomach is on there.
Oh, this is weird.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
What's up?
Oh, I know you got it.
Shhh.
No, I hit that bait too long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This fucking...
What?
What you want, man?
No bull shit.
What's up?
No bull shit.
No bull shit! I'm actually meeting y'all three right now.
Put that on Malahi.
Malahi.
Oh, fucking gay, you see it?
Oh, fucking gay, you see it?
That's fake.
Y'all are watching the stream.
Please, please!
You see it?
I'm having it.
It's not really the same.
I'm getting my shirts off.
At least you are.
At least you are.
You kind of look pre-cum right now.
I
You
You know
Watch this edit
let us hear something. Let us
hear something, bro. Come on.
What the fuck? What?
Come on. Let us hear a song.
The zombie first. I'll play something.
What?
I'm telling you, brother. You can show your tally.
What a fucking song.
Come on, play it, bro. Which one?
It's a tickle.
Tickle your nipples?
No, no, no, no, no, no. Just play it.
I told him he'd catch him, what the heck?
Pull your cock out for a date.
Pull your cock out for a date, yeah.
People are so hate-
I know you're-
You don't drink that right here.
This guy's the main guy though.
Hold on, I got a hang.
Oh
It's dead
He put on my shirt fucking back on his gay shit
Also recording that's a fake lacy
That's fake lacy, it's a real lacy
He's doing Marlin instead of fucking stumble Robert
We are lacy
you're not no boy what you're not
fucking world-tour face okay we're gonna skip and I'm scared
country like what is Luxembourg is that a country I don't know
no you guys ruined this generation everyone's vaping because of y'all
I don't see it, I don't know, pick one, okay, we can do a little, okay, we can do a little
ring.
Good China, good China, good China, two poppin' China, one, oh that was lagging, what's up
dude, one, Lacey, what's up dude, what's good bro, are you Chinese?
Yes bro, you how?
Okay, okay, okay, you just want to come to China. Yeah, yeah
Yes, I've been to China is very very nice there
How do I get a job? How do I get a job?
I mean so serious.
And then you spill out the little waiver.
Alright, absolutely. I'm gonna do it right now.
Wait, so how old are you?
17.
And have you ever had a job?
What do you do?
I shop right.
What?
Shop right, New Jersey.
What part of Jersey?
No, I'm living in Jersey.
No, I'm living in Jersey.
Oh, okay.
New York, New York. I'm from New York.
I'm from New York.
Okay, so you work to shop, right?
It's a grocery store.
Okay.
Like, is it like grocery like Rouse or like 7-Eleven lines?
No, Rouse.
Like Rouse.
Like Rouse.
Okay.
So what kind of job are you looking for?
Yeah.
Anything to be a part of the team.
I'm definitely like someone who's like committed and they would actually like, someone who
actually would put in work.
They wouldn't just, you know, they wouldn't just like slack off.
What do you bring?
I've only since I've been here I've got a PC since I've like five no joke or like a laptop
So I've definitely like someone's like tech savvy. They know what they're like. I gotta get around on the computer
Okay, little computer tech specialist type of vibe. Yeah, you ever heard of like the cash register Burger King?
Listen, you could be our store runner
I'm being serious, I'm being serious
What would you would you like to be a core store runner basically what that entails is you don't get paid
But you could hang around the house all day and let's say we need like
Okay
And and basically if you want to like start making money you'll have to sign a contract where we get a percentage of your revenue
Of course any dollar that you make off of us, of course
Yeah, we can talk logistics. We can do all that. We can figure out how people work.
We're actually opening up for store runners. Uh, it's not very hard.
It's very easy. Actually, let's say me and Ron are sitting here right now.
We're hungry. You would go to the store and get a swing stop.
Like, Oh, I'm hungry. I need wings. Yeah.
You're an ally, right? Yeah.
Yo, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm really in the mood for wings. Me too.
If that was the case and I was actually there, yeah, I would definitely be on board.
See, like it's not the energy.
But you're not here yet.
Like, like I need,
I know, I know, I know.
I say, oh, I want wings.
I don't even expect you to be on the camera anymore.
I want you to get up and go.
I wanted you, I wanted to see you dash.
Yeah, I know, absolutely.
That was like, actually the case.
But like, obviously I'm like, I'm in New York.
Okay, so tell me, don't go to your room.
Let me see your room.
Grab something, grab something.
Boom.
Tell me this phone.
Do you need this?
No.
What phone do you have?
What phone do you currently have?
We have phones over here.
So you have no use for this, I wouldn't even buy it.
See though, I don't know,
because if you gave me like a good price,
I could probably buy and flip it in my head.
That's like what a hot, like a hot, like a hot,
like even if someone doesn't need it,
like you still can put a sell job on it.
Yeah, because like for most people,
we'll probably just be like no off the bat anyway.
You need more passion.
Like I do need it.
That's the thing is even if I don't eat it,
like I need it, sell me it, sell me it.
Sell a minute.
I'm gonna sell you it.
So you know what, you don't have glasses,
sell in those glasses.
Okay, so say something happens too.
Whatever something ever happens to you,
so you get hit in the face,
boom, your vision gets worse, what do you need?
Glasses.
So this is an insurance policy,
having glasses on you the whole time.
In the face, my glasses would have came off.
It would have grown.
No, no, no, no, you got hit in the face,
and then you knew what happened.
No, no, no, no.
It's broken.
It's broken.
What are you listening to?
What are you listening to?
Oh my God, I love you.
Oh my God.
Are you trying to touch him?
It's not totally okay.
you okay? Yeah I'm okay. Are you all crying? Yo Marlon come in bro, come in.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm getting cute. Thank God. Okay, how's your guys night
going? It's going good. What were you singing? I was deep thought by cupcake. I was giving
people up for four minutes. Can we get a performance? How are you? I'm 18. Well I didn't mean like a
I don't know. Do you sing? You just asked for a little something. No it's a song, it's a song.
I don't, I don't sing, no. I would just like a lip syncing to the song. Oh, okay.
Well, um, yeah, Lacey, you want to just, I mean, we're not allowed to.
I don't, I don't.
You're like, you're like, I watched your clips all the time.
Oh, do you watch clips or do you watch streams?
Clips. I don't, Twitch, like, it pisses me off.
I don't have, like, the attention to the entity on there.
Do you ever get ads though when you're on the site?
Um, I, I probably, like, get on there twice.
Wait, so what, like, what, what, what clips do you like,
like what's your for you page look like are curious?
I don't know it's like relatable stuff
and then I have like clips
and then I have like edits and shit.
Like Marlon edits?
Not Marlon edits, no.
Lacy edits?
No.
You saw a shave all day long on the edits?
So, so your friends have typed in apps?
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, we know right?
Yeah.
Right, were you at SU?
Yeah.
Right?
I saw I was looking at your ex-team clip.
Oh, when he got his leg moved.
How was meeting wardrobe?
Did you ever meet wardrobe?
Yes, oh, vaping.
L vape, L vape.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait, I'm sorry.
How long have you been vaping for?
Like five months.
You didn't hear me.
We'll give you $1,000 if you break that vape.
You'll give me $1,000.
If you get a cup of water and drop the vape
in the cup of water.
You won't give me $1,000.
I mean yes, I will
Okay, you're just gonna miss out an opportunity
This is a very low risk for a higher rule at worst you go buy another 10 bucks
Could get a thousand. We're actually doing a stream right now where we like are
Yes
They're all putting w's though
They're like, oh, she actually needs to do that. She needs to destroy. She needs that. This is her chance to make a thousand dollars
I'll pitch in another twenty dollars a thousand twenty dollars a thousand twenty dollars
Send it to a cash out on his life. Oh, it's been mo
Zell
Apple pay works
How do I know that though
You don't and that's the risk you take it. I mean yeah, it's you know, do you know if you're gonna wake up?
No, okay, you still need the most of it. So the story debate. What's the worst that can happen? You don't get paid
Oh, you save your life simple
Listen, we've already given away $3,000 this
Skipper if you don't if you don't want the opportunity we give away 3,000. It's your last chance. Yes or no
I was gonna scammer scammer too, but I'm dead outside. Yeah, I know if someone offered me $3,000 dollars
Take that risk or no fucking baby $10 vape to win $1,000 because there is a chance we could have sent it
I wouldn't have sent it. I would have scammed her, but oh, she was doing it. Yeah, you guys are right
She was doing it when she shook her head now
Next I got a couple more
We still in China we are in yo dad
What is your game brother what is on your neck?
Shit
You guys vape
Lacey
You guys babe
No, that's not actually are you actually you know?
Yes, it is it's not real. Are you actually?
Do you guys babe?
What's not real
This is AI, bro.
Oh, he's like, they're just bots, bro.
Hey, do you vids, lady chats?
Yes.
We're offering you $1,000 if you break your vape.
Yo, wait, that's not ya.
Ooh, Pikachu.
Way!
You, babe?
Way!
Yeah, I mean, I'm 21.
I can't believe it.
Wait, is that a new two card?
Yeah, bro.
I'll make you a deal right now.
Wait, what PSA is that though?
Let me see the corner.
It's really bad.
If you rip it in half, I'll send you $1,000.
Yes.
Yeah, you know what?
I'll double it.
I'll double it.
I'll do $2,000.
$2,000 if you rip it in half.
I'll do $2,000.
I'll do $2,000.
I'll do $2,000.
I'll do $2,000.
I'll do $2,000.
I'll do $2,000.
I'll do $2,000.
I'll do $2,000.
2,000 if you rip it in half.
2,000.
Are you gonna ask?
Yeah.
No, you're laughing, he's laughing, oh, he's laughing.
Yeah, he's laughing.
He's just, he's just, that could have been bad.
Wait, are you out of rhythm?
Kind of.
Do you vape?
Go.
Yo bro, do you vape?
And Max versus each other.
Yes, do you vape?
the other person. Yes, you do.
And the session in Tel Aviv.
I'm not looking at what we're looking at, I was like, hey bro do you vape, hey bro do you vape,
uh thank you thank you thank you, okay you're so cool, is that just gonna light up, we're
not, thank you, hey do you vape, hey do you vape, no, what's up dude, Ron is this
It is oh shit. Can I get a picture of your brain bro?
Can we post? Yeah, do it.
I'm gonna post. I'm gonna post.
Yo, who are you? I don't know.
Who are you? I'm a Pokemon Cardo. I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait. Who are you a fan of the most in this house?
I'll go with Jason,
Ron, Marlon, the Smidopter.
I'm just a fat slobber to share, right?
Oh, I like Lacey too.
You blew up a lot, bro.
Okay, you're at your NMS though. I mean, I wish I was a max plan first
Yeah, I like that spirit. Yeah, okay, but then you move
Nice
Yeah, I'm sure you bring it out.
That's not serious.
I'm Filipino, Larry.
Oh, wait.
That's not serious.
Wait.
What Asian, what Asian?
I'm Filipino.
Oh, that's not true.
Okay, you're looking for a Filipino car, isn't it?
Uh, yeah.
That's my dad, bro.
You know, these are serious.
Xinchao.
Xinchao, sir.
You know what?
We're Filipino.
I'm not sure.
No, don't rip your Pokemon card on it.
No, don't rip your Pokemon card.
No, you undo it.
You undo it.
Which one is it?
What card?
It's 400 bucks.
Oh, no, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Hey, nice meeting you.
Nice to meet you guys, bro.
I need someone to break your vape.
No one's going to do it.
Hey, do you vape?
Hey, do you vape?
Oh, shit.
No way.
Holy shit.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
Oh shit, no way, holy shit.
Hey, do you bake?
Hey, do you bake?
Yeah.
Do you actually?
Let us see.
Hey.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Ew.
What?
Nothing.
Puga!
No, we're-
Oh my god, he's the same guy.
He's the same guy.
It's-
What are you talking about, Ron?
What are you talking about?
He's the same guy.
You know what?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Do you want to make a thousand dollars?
He knows our bit already, bro.
A thousand dollars?
Yes!
See?
He knows the big bit.
All right, I'll follow back on TikTok.
Yeah, bro.
Go fuck yourself.
Oh, you conveniently vaping, huh?
You conveniently vaping, huh?
Go ahead, let it out.
You already took a hit, right?
Since it was a hit.
No, no, nothing happened.
You're just doing this until you die.
So, buddy, you vape, huh?
It's a bad habit.
I know why.
How long you been vaping for?
Where's your bag?
I got off of it for a while.
And I did patches.
And I'm trying to get back on the patches.
They banned it in the UK, yeah?
I don't know.
I'm not from the UK.
Are you not?
Are you not a jinge?
Listen, dude, if you get a cup of water
and you drop your vape in it,
I'll give you $1,000.
And he'll double it.
So that's $2,000.
That's $3,000.
$3,000.
if you break your vape and drop it into a cup of water.
Who's done it?
I'm doing it right now.
Okay.
You have cash up?
Yeah.
Okay, go ahead.
It's on VCC's pants.
And am I gonna be on strain
or y'all just doing this for the hell of it?
Oh, I mean,
I just realized y'all should be.
Hey, it's a YouTube video.
It's a YouTube video.
Oh.
I signed up for a second and I was really confused.
Yeah, yeah.
We're just doing, we're doing this thing
where we just give people dares on me.
And you, on ironically, were lucky enough
that you had a vape when we had the question.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, I'm trying to stop anyways.
So.
That's perfect.
Yeah, that's actually a good one.
Make sure you take one last hit
before you drop it in the water though.
One last hit.
No, I'm good here.
You know what?
We're going to get it.
We're going to get it.
You know what?
Because you didn't want to take one last hit.
That was a test.
$4,000 if you break the vape
and put it in a cup of water.
We're trying to save your lungs, not your dishes.
We just, I'm sorry, I'm drunk.
I'm sick of this shit.
Yo guys, what do you mean L us?
We just, we just gotta stop dating.
Yeah, and war the L, got it.
Oh, is that from?
Shit yo guys, what do you mean L us we just
Yeah, and worthy L got it who's that from
Lacy and stable run out of
I am not
No, like your screen
No, it's my PO.
I don't know.
Alright, you got ten more.
Okay, ready?
One.
Ten?
No skipping.
Ten, but we're not allowed to skip.
Okay?
Okay, nine more
What is that
Is that your natural hair color as you die
Hey, can you skip us?
Yo, six more.
Nice.
Oh, God.
Yo, yo.
What's up dude?
What's up?
A rebel?
Want to hear a little song of that?
Yeah.
Why do you have a ladder?
I have that.
Is that his background decorations?
Oh, we get it.
Yo, yo, play it on the ladder.
On the ladder?
Yeah, stand on the ladder and play it.
I have that.
Call you a ladder daddy.
I do it because I like my daddy.
What song do you want to hear?
play um what do you know how to play I know this one yeah hold up
matter daddy matter daddy yeah I want to fuck around anyway you say you don't
even actually play I love brown you get a book okay wait you give me a
I'm going to get a favor and skip us real quick.
You're going to get this toe.
Oh my God, three more.
That one makes me happy.
There.
No.
I'm not going to keep that. Let me tell you what.
The lack of setting up is, bro, and the strength.
But you're good, bro.
But you're good to go the way you are.
I'm cool with that.
All right, I'll listen to you.
Yeah, let's do it bro.
Let's watch it.
Are you right?
Are you live right now?
Yeah, I'm live right now.
Oh, you're saying we're good?
Our shift is over?
We're good to end?
Yeah.
I was going to say that.
I was going to say that.
I played good at 4-9.
You played good at 4-9.
Come on, bro.
Watch your traits.
Watch your traits, bro.
Watch your traits.
I'm sorry.
That's it.
All right.
Well, I appreciate you for letting us.
You're not even live brother. Go live brother. I'm waiting for your answer. I'm gonna live
We can't we can't rage you
If you go live right now, I'll rage you
I mean,
so we're good to clock out basically.
You're a viewer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Like are you sure you want to keep shooting and making content?
No, of course not. No, please, honey.
Y'all have 60,000 people watching to get the bro.
And the stream, please.
I mean, bro, Paul, I mean, child, whatever he said, he's right.
Like, come on, Ron, bro.
Like, you got a seven-hour game, bro.
Take a break, bro.
Go hang out with Burger, bro.
Go show some love to your cat, dude.
He's kind of right.
We are overworking a little bit.
Yeah, bro.
It's time to end this game, bro.
Come on.
I
Actually, genuinely appreciate you for letting us get off
Like I'm
Gonna go get dinner like I actually generally generally brother generally appreciate you for letting us take off early, bro
Hey, appreciate you
Thank you. Thank you for the subs man. Thank you for the gifts. Thank you for following
Thank you for watching the stream and since that's my PO box
we just want PO and do my work, I might work on it.
Yeah, and I have a big YouTube video
dropping tomorrow morning, so make sure you're there.
I have 1800 people watching my stream right now.
Well, it's about to be a lot more, man.
Thanks for letting us talk out early.
Hey, man.
Of course, bro.
Hey, bro, honestly, you got a vape buying chance?
I don't think so.
Make us laugh when $100.
All right, thank you.
All right, I'll just make a slide, yeah?
Chat.