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09-22-2026 ยท 6h 32m
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Don't know why I'm in love with you, bitch
Jump on the floor
No more salivate, bitch, I boo
That bitch said he gon' eat on my bar with a cross
I'm in the floor, man, I'm going to doze these asses, bitch, I'm dreaming
I'm at the gate of my mind, little bitch, I'm from here, man, to there too
Money going tall on my money, my pride on my diamond, my favorite
Money got lit up, they're trying to stab my sad little bitch
I'm a chef, she got her shit, what's wrong with her?
Heads up in the bottom, the top, him heads up the left, and I'm up in the middle
I'm gonna throw you like a Sam's lip, he's on the side, he's on the side, I'm a Kaya McGree
Stuck in the middle, no matter who the bitch, I'm a playboy, they bitch, I'm a player like Giddle
Follow my diamonds, I'm a back of the bass, they look bitch, they not gonna say, yeah, you're in my head
Come on, yeah, come on, now
Move it, move it, move it, boy, come on, pickin' up this
I'll ever do it, do it, don't wanna make so much of it, be patient
Well, yeah, I like streets
It's funky, yeah, but they're pop
I love it, yeah, but I don't wanna say it's good as a love
I'm in love with a bitch, you're free
I'm in love with a bitch, you're free
I'm in love with a bitch, you're free
So I'm in love with a bitch, you're free
No one's ever gonna get your roof
That bitch in the city gon' get on my bus with the cops
Hello! Hello!
Hey!
Can I get an A?
Hey!
Oh, I know it's not a play! I know it's not a play!
I know it's not a play!
Eee!
Okay, hold on!
Hold on! Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Hold on! I got you guys, I got you guys, I got you!
Just when I got, I got him!
Bawling dog which every hill
I should've known better than to take him to Pennsylvania
I put him out of bag in the rums
It wasn't a match, but I got this bar.
He's from Cherry Hill, the way he was.
He's just laughing.
Yo, he's from Cherry Hill, the way he was.
Yeah.
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Are you dead right now Ron you look like a chud like for I don't know what that means
Please stop using that cringe-ass terminology. I also just saw someone send me one penny. Go fuck yourself
Yo M4, thank you for the 10 gifted. Hello. How are you, bro? Hope you're doing well
Thank you for the 10 gifted think about it, man
I just started my stream and you donated me $50 that taxes get 25 of that and then Twitch gets another 25 of that
So you left me with about 45 cents and you worked six hours to make that $50 so much appreciated
Thank you for giving it to someone who needed it. Thank you. Can we get a hello in the chat?
Good fucking morning. Elon grateful. Are you fucking dead ass? Are you fucking dead ass, bro? Are you fucking dead ass?
Love from Tel Vee. Aye. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Elon grateful. I said thank you. Fuck the dude giving me a penny though. Fuck you
I don't care. I don't care. Yo, Sayeed take your fucking headphones off. I don't want to play each one Z1
Okay, stop asking me. Take your fucking headphones off, bro. God man. I hear you already in the other room
Hey, bro, god fucking damn bro. Good fucking morning though. Good fucking morning
How's everyone doing bro we leave for our flight in about two fucking days. I'm super excited. How's everyone doing man?
Pineapple, thank you so much for the three months they ate in with the 16 months. They even 10 gifted. Thank you
I'm seeing a lot of people tell me to buy a new car
I'm not buying any new car, bro
I don't know what this trend is all of a sudden that this whole house is buying cars
I don't know. What's up, Ziggy? Yo, 2k was good. 918 was good. Damn was good, bro. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
This dude Jason bought a fucking Turbo S. Lacey bought a Lamborghini and now Silky wants another car
And then all of a sudden I see who's saying, oh Ron, you need to buy a car. Oh, Ron
You need to buy a car. Oh, what car do I need to buy?
Let's just take a tally of this fucking chat if I were to buy a car, which I'm not going to
Which I'm not going to let's just take a tally. Oh, so I'm noticing the same pattern an SVJ. Oh, okay
$3 million 1.7 million dollars 1.7 hundred thousand or nine hundred thousand but it's got 20,000 miles, which is probably broken
8,000 50 1.6 million 1.3 million. Oh, yeah, no, bro. Y'all think I just have millions of dollars just sitting around, bro
20k miles is good not for these type of cars if you do your research on events where it's not good. Trust me
It's not a good idea
Rocket thank you for the 10 gifted donating. Yo, do you guys want like a donation link or something at this point for how bad?
Do you want me to buy this?
Yo rocket thank you for the 10 gifted bro. Thank you. Thank you
Polly market play market is didn't pay me like how you guys think it paid me bro
I did it because I got to meet the brown fucking chains bro. That's the fucking go
You can drop 3 million on a car
I'm not doing this argument every stream good fucking morning. How's everyone doing bro? I hope y'all are doing fucking good today
It's gonna be a good stream
I have a couple videos to react to and then we're gonna go IRL with Lays and Betsy because no one is in this goddamn house
I think Silky's here, but I don't know what time he's gonna wake up
And then and then I believe we might play a little bit of video games later tonight
I'm hoping there's a little bit of a longer stream and I have I have some interesting meetings in the works
I'm not gonna say what but there's some cool things happening relatively soon
So yes, and you know, I'm saying I'm not gonna ever tell you guys what I'm doing because you'll just see one day
It's not a big problem. You know I'm saying but yeah, bro. I'm not worried about nothing. No, I ain't worried about Nathan
I am not worried about fucking Nathan. No, no
Good morning though to everyone in the chat bro. Where's it dapped bro? I slept up yesterday. We were filming he seems like he's okay
I just don't think he's streaming right now. I don't know. I don't really know but um, how do y'all how y'all doing bro?
Do y'all like my new haircut or no?
No, no, no
It's like before verse before go bold no, but Jason keeps asking me
Jason keeps asking me if he wants to go if I want to go blonde bro
Should I go blonde with Jason or that is that like I don't know bro. I'm not against it bro
Like I really want to we talk about something but he wants to do it with me, so I
Don't know bro. Oh
Let's just read what this guy just wrote stable Ronaldo's a popular streamer is well off with an estimated net worth in the multi-million
So technically buying a Lamborghini SVJ, but he follows strict financial rule only by losers
We can afford them ten times over. Yeah guys. I need ten million dollars, bro, and I'm not I'm not doing that
I don't have ten million dollars, bro. Good fucking morning though. I'm super excited for today's stream
Bro, we've a good a lot of we've got a lot of stuff to react to a good a lot a good amount of stuff to react to
But when the IRL starts it will be with me and Pepsi and and
With fucking Lays so it should be pretty good, bro. The boss man. Thank you so much for the five fucking gifted much appreciated, bro
Thank you so much for the five gifted. Thank you
Um, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ron, you look like Pokemon zero zero eight nine one hundred
Like I've never had someone write out what Pokemon I look like so let's see what this is about to be
This is not a Pokemon. I don't know what this is, but this is not a fucking Pokemon. Did I type something wrong?
I look like a pile of blob. Got it. Got it. No, I have a I look like a pile
Oh, I'm a blob fish. I'm a fucking Bob fish, bro
How y'all doing bro?
What the fuck was that on the top right of my screen?
Also, by the way, um the marathon with Jinxie and Lo starts in less than 14 days
I believe we're 12 days out. I'm a little nervous, bro
I'm actually a little bit nervous like genuinely. I don't know how long it's gonna take us
How long do y'all think it'll genuinely take us?
Like, I'm really looking forward to it because I think it'll be fun, we'll be all hanging
out together, whatnot, but I don't think, bro, I don't feel like this is gonna take
like a week plus, and I don't know if I can sit there and mentally prepare myself for
a week plus of playing video games with Los and Jinxie, so I think I'm gonna bring out
my own IRL camera, and I think whenever I'm bored, I'm just gonna run around and go do
my own thing, bro, simple as that, because I don't think I can sit still like that long,
Yeah, it should be pretty good though, bro. I'm super excited. We already have some links coming in we'll react in a second
I have two videos to react to and then we'll go out to IRL
But yeah, bro, let the cripple know a v8 over an STO is crazy
Bro, I saw people hating on Lacey's car bro for no fucking reason. It's at the end of the day. He likes the car
I think the car is fucking nuts and like bro. It's a fucking Lamborghini
I saw people hating on it on fucking like bro
I like wrote to be able to get a Lamborghini is fucking insane
But it is it is a shame that he looks the way he does like he's just chop
Bro, you know I'm saying like if this was Marlon who bought a Temorario everyone be like
You know what I'm saying like that's kind of the that's kind of the thing right now, bro
You know what I'm saying like bro like Lacey you could have like work like you know I'm saying you could have like wash your hair before this video
Lacey mods you
Dream, I just showed the other side of my face, now what?
You can't fuck with me, bro.
You can't fuck with me.
Also, I kind of want to get this surgically removed.
Should I get this removed or no?
Is this bad?
Will this ruin my facial structure?
I kind of want to get this little thing surgically removed.
It's always kind of like, it's iconic.
Yo, this isn't iconic, bro.
A piece of my face isn't iconic.
So, so bitches get nose jobs, guys get BBL abs.
Like girls be getting like BBLs.
They be, they be getting like face to like all touch stuff.
They get their boobs resized.
God forbid I want to get rid of something
on my fucking face.
That's trademarked.
Fuck you mean that's trademarked.
We will consider you cloned if you remove it.
All right.
Get a Lamborghini, just that flashy-
I am not a clone and clones aren't fucking real.
Okay?
Clones aren't fucking real.
No, there's no-
There's no Uwunati triangles, there's no yellow dude raising his-
I'M NOT A CLONE!
I'M NOT A CLONE!
No, I'm not!
Tuck!
No, stableRenoto, you're my goat, I voted you for the awards.
Thank you so much, bro, but you should have voted me
Two years ago, you only followed me. Oh, they got rid of following nice
Why would they ever get rid of that for what fucking reason would they ever get rid of that?
Why would they ever get rid of when I know when someone follows me?
like
For bots to hide bots so twitch is now trying to hide bots wait
I'm seeing it bro at this point bro. Should I just send in bots like should I get asked to start yo?
Why on God's earth would you ever get rid of a feature that shows when someone followed it is the cool one
It is the coolest feature to see how long ago someone followed and two you're trying to make it so like
People don't know who get bodied etc. Are you trying to promote that like I'm so confused
Nice. Yo, raw dog moon. You're not a paid chatter. You're 30 years old with the name raw dog moon. Get a job
Look look the fast car. It's a staple super car in today. I will be late
I'm just gonna skip to later when he shows it. So Lacey ended up buying
Where's this?
All right, here we are. So this is it right here. It's
With the wrap on it would be great bull on top any guesses. Okay
I'm ready to rebuild my new car
Bro when I got a Lamborghini and when I got a Porsche, I never got any of this this motherfucker got alcohol
This dude got two glasses. He got a gift basket. He got a fucking like hat. I saw yo, I'm so confused, bro
Am I just a crumb?
My new car is
It's 20
Yo
I absolutely fucking love the way this looks
Like I think it looks better than this the Huracan. This is my first time
Bro you guys got to realize Lacey wants a fast car a new car and he wants a sports car and
And this is it, bro. This thing is like a thousand horsepower.
It's fucking fastest shit and it's loudest shit.
Is this the fastest car in the house? I just realized.
Well, this is my first time seeing my new car in person.
This is gorgeous.
This car is...
Yeah, 900 horsepower. The only thing that could beat this is like an SF-90.
Like, I'm thinking like stock cars that people can like really afford.
Like a Roberto SF-90.
SVJ is slower than this.
You
Not like a fucking fast fast car. It's fast. Is it like 800 horsepower or something like that?
There's no way just got this there's no way bro, but this car is sexy bro. It's 770. Yeah, bro
This car is like sexy bro. Congratulations to Lacey. Um now to everyone else in this house. Yo, can we like stop?
But yo burger be quiet
Sorry, bro burgers fucking any other room, bro
yo um bro everyone is buying cars now bro like jason bought a turbo s lacey
bought a Lamborghini like do we have too many coat hold on hold on hold on
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on I got a really let's really think here
let's really think here like are we making two like okay so let's let's do
some math here I need some help here right so Lacey has what Lacey has what
Lacey has, oh, he has a cyber truck.
Okay, is there an easier way to do this?
Should I just do this on notes?
Should I just do this on notes?
This might be easier if I just do this on notes.
Hold on, hold on, let me just do this on notes.
Writing it out, why am I doing that, bro?
Am I a fucking Krumberger?
Am I a fucking Krumberger?
Okay, so open these notes.
So let's see, Lacey, he has cyber truck,
one of 40 wide body.
He has Lambert, Guiney, Temorario.
You guys can't sun that, bro.
You can't sun that.
I don't know how to spell this, bro.
Temorario.
I don't know how to spell this.
And then he also has a Brabis.
What is it?
What is the Brabis what?
What is it?
SL63.
And then Jason now has a Maybach.
a 911 Turbo S. Marlin has a, I'm going to write it, Brabis GLE63S coup. Silky, he has,
what does he have? I don't even know what he has. What does he have? It's the, I don't
know what he has. He has AMG, I don't even know what it is, GT63, is it pro? Is that what
What's the other car?
What's the other car?
Is it AMG C63?
Is that what it is?
I don't know.
I don't know the Mercedes really.
63S.
See, I wouldn't even know, bro.
There's, oh my God, there's so many fucking letters, bro.
Adapt.
Bro, Adapt has a fucking GTR.
And then he also has a GLE 63S.
Not Coop, not Coop.
And then 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
And then I...
I have a fucking 9-11 GT3 RS.
And a fucking GYRS Perf, bro.
Like, do you see this fucking house?
This house is a fucking dealership.
Like, this house is a fucking dealership.
Like, I don't have a fucking Aventador!
Oh my god, it's so cringe.
It's so fucking great.
Yeah, it's so great.
Okay, okay, so where is it?
Where is it?
Someone tell me where this is.
Someone tell me where the car is.
Someone tell me, bro.
Yo, someone tell me where the car is, bro.
It's in a garage.
Oh, which garage, bro?
Can someone explain to me where it is?
Listen, bro, we have a lot of fucking cars.
This fucking dude Lacey and Silky want a third fucking,
I mean, here he has a third car,
but Silky wants a third car.
Bro, at what point do we stop?
Like, I don't even understand anymore!
I don't understand anymore!
It was 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 cars!
12 fucking cars, bro!
What do we need all this for?
God!
13!
I don't have a 13!
Yo, I don't have a third car!
Oh my God!
Shut up!
I can't keep doing this.
I actually can't keep doing this.
Yo, can you imagine all these cars, though, at Broadlawn?
Like, can you imagine?
Can you imagine this in our drive by at Broadlawn?
Yo, it actually would be over, bro.
I don't think there's a better house here.
If we get kicked out of this house, oh, my God,
I'm not trying to be the negative Nancy.
I'm gonna be honest with you,
we're probably not all gonna live together ever again.
It will probably end up just being together.
Like we'll have like a warehouse, but there's no world what other houses are like this bro
This is like the freest house ever like this is it's huge. The only thing we don't have is
We have 13 cars no 12 cars. Excuse me. We have 12 fucking cars
But we just got AC in our house
There's no leak I can't not actually yeah guys, you know, I'm getting this water
Svj loading
Whatever bro, whatever we have 13 12. Oh my god, you guys keep fucking fucking me up shut up shut up
God bro
Water equals svj. Yo, it's honestly becoming a thing where you guys got to stop saying it because you're gonna be disappointed
If I don't get it cuz I don't get it. I don't know how it's too much money not happening
So yeah, simple bro, sad face.
Oh, okay, so start gifting thousands of subs.
That's what you want, bro.
Wow, this is congratulations to fucking Lacey, bro.
Dead ass serious, man.
This is nuts though, bro.
Having all of our cars, I, dude, I've been saying,
I think we should do a core car meet.
I've been saying this for the last like two years.
Now everyone's buying cars, bro.
Like, I think we should do a core car meet.
Like, I think, oh, Ron's red thong.
Keep your gifted, by the way.
I don't want it.
I know I just said gifts, but I don't want yours out of everyone here. You could keep yours, bro
You need you need help you need help bro dead ass serious
Um, I do think we should can I help you buy the svj? I'll put down five dollars. Yo boba
I don't even know if you have five dollars like I
I've never seen you with more than like bro your wallet like no, it's it's non-existent
It's not existence Ron's 40% body fat. Can you count? I'm timing you out for I'm timing you out for five minutes
Um, yeah. No way she mentioned you. What?
I'm on the path for...
Trying to call home
Or I'm a change after an argument
Where the time's gone
Baby's home now
Where the plan is
You guys doesn't even follow me, by the way.
Doesn't even follow me.
Yo, Hannah, thank you for the five giftings.
Shout out to the ladies in the chat.
God ladies in this chat are so much richer than the men. Yo ladies show it you're richer than the men
Everyone gift right now. Well the men just sit here and do nothing
Show the show the
All right, um Marlon three four shows two weeks
Well Marlon is a sexy fucking dude, bro, that's a sexy dude, but I think I think me didn't look really good
You know I'm saying that we look very good. I'm missing bro
I hope I hope he's enjoying his time traveling and now he's going to Africa to climb
Kilimajor, oh, what is that?
Marlin is climbing a mountain
You know Marlin doesn't need to climb a mountain when he can move a mountain bro
He could dead ass move mountains with his fucking hands if he wanted to like I'm dead ass serious, bro
Like or if he really wanted to he could just fucking fly up, bro
Like Superman just fist out just fucking go to the top, bro
Y'all are calling it D1 bro, but he could do this shit like I guarantee he could do this shit
He is the mountain bro. Like he did us is the mountain
Ron, can you play in this?
Need 40 streams for a League of Legends tournament
Do y'all want me to play League of Legends?
Do y'all want me to play League of Legends?
Like last time I did this I was pretty bored after the first game.
Once you actually start playing the game it's really boring.
When you win a game it's really fun.
But yeah, I can't bro.
Some things never change.
Canes, the three finger combo, four finger combo, chicken sandwich combo, the bread,
the fries, the sauce, that sounds so good right now, bruh.
Raising Canes is one of-
Why is my camera getting worse and worse as the seconds go on?
Oh my god, bro, is anyone else hungry?
Bro, I'm trying to tell you, my bookers always are like, wrong, you changed, wrong, you did
this, right?
Bro, I've never changed.
I've deadass been just a fucking blob for the last 17 fucking years of my life, bro
I'll give it credit the last the five years that doesn't count bro
Cuff him sees his dad for the first time in 20 years after he's released from prison following a 20 year sentence
That's so cute, bro
That's so fucking cute, bro
Not coffin, but like the fact that he has to see that doc of them is not cute
But hey, come from that's really fucking dope brah. I'm glad I'm glad you got to see your dad, bro. Seriously
Seriously, bro, congrats man. That's awesome
Bro he's still a little bit human, bro. Everyone's gotta be nice to him, bro. Please, man
Marlin's new slick back I did see this shit, bro. I'll be honest with you Marlin is sexy, bro
He's an icon bro. Me and him are icons that ass serious Ron. You predicted this a lot like winter
Can I join the Porsche? Can we make a Porsche group chat? Oh my god. You'd be so tough in a Porsche 911 turbo s
Can we make a Porsche group chat? Yeah, we can make a Porsche group chat. You buy a Porsche
But the problem is you're not allowed to buy a new car until you don't hate your car
You have to have your Audi and not have any damage to it with six months and then you could buy and he's still
That's a challenge. I've been machine not damaged damn so he really got dude
He should have bought an 812 GTS back then you would have made some fun. How much was the SVJ roaster going?
Oh my god, I was talking about this then
I like the front. Oh my god, man. How much was it going for around here? It's probably like fucking half the price
There's this same shirt fuck you clicks is officially landed in Belgium
I'm going to Belgium with Lays pretty soon, bro. I'm actually really excited for it
I'm really excited for fncs thing. I also saw that they brought back NA East
I don't know if anyone keeps up with that. That's pretty big
It's like, wait, Klicks might be the worst anthem. What do I just see?
You know what?
Who you got?
Fuga!
Yeah, yeah, where's Waldo, bro? Sit down.
What are you doing, man?
What's going on?
Yo, what are you doing here? Don't worry about it, just getting an RV.
It's exciting. Where are we going?
It doesn't matter. Come on, game!
Hurry up, bro. Let's go!
I can't. I gotta skip through this.
the jays uh
Basically, they announced that na east is back for anyone who doesn't know. Um, I won fncs on
na east servers
And they removed it shortly after so basically they brought it back and they actually responded to me because I said I won
East servers after you guys took it away because you knew how dumb in that reason
I suppose my return is coming to win another fncs
If I got back on the game right now, and I moved to New Jersey, bro
Dead ass serious it would have been over damn the SVJ was 800 version facts. I got to get the Roadster
Though that's the problem because if I get the SVJ, they're gonna say oh you got the bro key version your roof don't come off
Like I gotta we got a fucking really just say
$800,000 I
I actually am a fucking like yo, can anyone in here predict the future bro? It's a nice one
2020 event like I wish I wish we could predict the future, bro
I'm dead serious like
You know fuck this shit bro today marks day one
We're sorry to sell it down right now y'all every seven equals one
Second okay. Yep added to the timer. Yep. Yep every second bro one second sell it down, bro
So, hey, let's go now, yeah?
Everyone start, hey, everyone start.
What are you trying to show me?
What are you trying to show me?
What is hidden behind this?
What is bro?
Yeah, bro, it's cause I have fucking,
like that's dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
Are you retarded?
I'm sorry, bro, I have to, right?
Some people are just like, I'm not boulding.
Yo, I'm not fucking boulding.
Are you a fucking burger?
Oh my gosh, I've been looking for you.
You need a change shock?
Yes.
What time it is?
It's time for it.
It's time.
It's time to clock niggas.
Oh, god.
I knew it was going in a weird direction.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hopefully, J.S. Cook ignores that.
Jeez, man.
LARP LARP LARP AMG Lamborghini or BMW I thought it was Mercedes. Bro Drew die in a fire bro we
don't care. He responded? Oh yeah it's GG. It's GG bro. This color looks amazing.
What? Oh I've seen this. Is it blue? Yeah his blue is kind of cool bro.
It's pretty nice bro. This car is nice. I like it bro. Rocket they even the five gifted.
I do like the Revolto though because I think it's just a V12 but it's also like 200 grand more.
So it's like, alright bro, you know, you pick and choose.
She's coming!
She's coming!
Oh man, oh man.
J-Shock reacted.
Oh my god, bro, I stop, bro!
Yo, Ron, I worked hard for this edit.
Just don't get up and have it in my head
Just say what was wrong
I know you love me back
My country and I love you
Oh, I know you love me back
She's the worst man
We're not
She's the worst man
Thanks bro, thank you
Thank you so much
I would say who creates the best blend of
IRL
I am not a weirdo and I give credit where credit's due
Okay, cuz I and
Not she went ahead and she went a hang with it in deals and says with the chat when I hear and I'm a chance gonna get mad
I'm gonna go stable. We're not very good streamer. WPR, bro. Yo, is this is this AI though? Very entertaining streamer
Thank you
Stable Ronaldo over the Bruno Mars concept
There's no way this is real do people actually watch me outside of the house like you go
outside and Dennis put my stream yes really if you're watching right now do that thing
where you screen record and then you go to your like camera and you show where you are
Or that we're I don't know I kind of I'm bro the people really like go outside like that
I'm currently at work
Dude, I get the only thing that like you know what I really like about streaming sometimes is like the fact that when I was younger
I used to watch like streamers and I used to watch
YouTube videos when I did like homework or like any type of thing
Do I feel like I did to be that for some people is actually so cool
Like if people are at work watching me or if I'm on like their 14th monitor while they're doing like homework
I'm driving right now. Okay, swerve to the right and kill that innocent person on the road. I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding. I don't advocate for that. I'm just kidding bro. Most of us are still in class right now
Yo, Siggi you're 42 years old bro. Do you like the Revolto?
I didn't the six I'm a national treasure and cherry
Like the Revolto, I think it's cool
I do like it. I do like it and I think they're gonna go up because I think they're done making them from what I've heard
leaked chat to her
Yeah, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. What are you saying me bro like I don't even care about this shit, bro
What else did I miss?
Yo chat yo
Ten views brah, I don't give a fuck enough to react to this. I'll be honest with you
I'm going through the Twitter comments. I have some stuff. I have to react to and then we'll go to the IRL
Yeah, yo live wait living room gooning really like about streaming sometime
Yo, you rich fucking bastard. Yo, what the fuck is this chandelier?
Holy shit, man
What are you doing why are your feet up yo, yo never mind bro never fucking mind don't send me shit
Bro dead ass don't send me shit. Don't ever send me shit, man
Ronaldo respectfully you need to buy an SVJ
You already have the money the aura and the completely unnecessary level of corruption required every time you look at it
Your brain will produce plus 50 testosterone in minus 20 financial responsibility. It's a Lambert. Yo
You are a fucking donkey, bro, you are a fucking donkey dead ass serious
Um, oh god, why is that the first day new Porsche new lamb dude? It's such a good fucking
A man like everyone's just making money. Everyone's just doing good
God man, this car collection is nuts man
What is this?
Like am I bugging like I'm trying to tell you
Also, I don't know why the streamer awards tweeted a picture of me from like a year and a half ago
Or whatever bro, like they randomly like posted like these photos of me it actually made me look like a
Like I don't even know bro like they just made me look chopped like look how chopped I was bro
Like dead ass serious. I don't know. Yeah, Vegeta bro. I look like fucking Vegeta
You just know everyone buying new cars last revealing a new cars makes Ron want to show that SVJ
So you got to be a fucking donkey to just really just like just really just have like these thoughts, bro
Like you're just a fucking burger
Watching back old 2024 fazemiz moz is such a beautiful experience
You know what it was
There was the bra. Okay. This is what it was
because people are just in the style to form, right?
The house was, I talk about this all the time,
the house was so small that everyone was always next to each other
and then Max literally streamed in the living room to get to the stairs,
you have to go through his stream.
So there was always cutscenes, etc, bro.
But I do, I do miss Chris, miss bro.
Chris, this time is just a jolly little fucking time.
Facts or no, like, bro, this is the jolliest of fucking times, man.
Yo, ugh.
Jolly fucking times, man. Best era? I think you're just cock-rider and get it ass. I think it's the same thing like looking back at a
West Day, like sometimes I miss some moments, but then I'm like, you know what? Fuck that. That's why he's the clip.
Closer, closer. I mean, shit. I mean, I could try to get a Maserati, I don't know.
Hey.
Okay, closer, closer.
uhhhhhhhhhh
Bro we see everyone is stream at the same time
like, Silky and Jason usually and Lacey are live always say times
kinda, Silky's kinda a little later
but I wanna do a game where we're all live early in the morning bro
oh, that's that Tamarario
ah, damn we all getting little missed bro
yo you're not the thinker bro, you're not the thinker
you're not the thinker bro
stop trying to act like
You're like, yo, this fucking dude, bruh. Um, thank you so much Ron for the raid
Before you start crying stable or not a husband's he stream for only 35 days at it is important 2026
I'm sorry, bro. I don't give a fuck
I could take off four weeks, bro
As long as I'm doing something productive or if I'm enjoying my life and being happy it
I don't I don't care anymore, bro
I don't care anymore because I know my real community who likes me for me will watch me when they want to watch me
It's simple as that, bro. I'd rather have that than like cater to people who are just like constantly complaining
It's simple as that man. I do not care
Yeah, this was the post that I'm talking about bro
Like why on earth did they post this and that these put these fucking pants, bro?
They put these fucking pants like bro. I don't know
Do I gotta like put these pants in a fucking glass thing to fucking show like and sign them or something like that?
Like deadass serious
Like I don't know Ron's little hat is typing L hunger lazy Jewish. Yeah, I got a time you out for five minutes
Yes, that would pay for your SVJ. No one is buying this shit, bro. Get this get off my screen
But let me close some tabs out real quick, bro
I don't know why they randomly post this man because now they're gonna do the
They're gonna have the thinker shit where everyone's like, oh they posted it which means he's guaranteed to win the war blah blah blah
What if I don't win the award this year? Do I retire?
You know what if I don't win I get on stage and I say stable in order. No, someone's gotta do that. No, I actually don't
I'm gonna get banned. Oh, there goes my IP address
Anyways do it Ronald bring out that SVJ. I I gotta ban this word, bro
I'm not chasing being his little twink bottom. Oh, no, I actually ended up on gay Twitter
I'm not trying to sound gay
And I'm not trying to date was funny
No, I I
Would question my sexuality a little and I would look up on like the hub like gay, you know, and I would still get hard
But like I didn't find it attractive so does that make me guess does anyone know what I'm talking about
It's like it's if you know, you know, bro. It's like okay when I used to like beat my shit back in the day, right I
I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest with you before the vagina
Like if there was a guy let's just have real talk real quick real talk. Seriously like I'm actually serious
Right if you're watching
Corn back in the day, right? I don't advise you guys to goon, but I'm saying back in the day when I used to
I would see the scene start and then I would see the guy pull out his dick
And I would already have like a little bit of like something going up, you know what I'm saying?
But obviously I was like, oh, okay, like, you know, it
I'm not gay. I'm doing it right now. Bro. I'm not gay, bro. I'm not gay. I have a loving girlfriend and I love her
Yeah, I'm not gay, bro. No
No, I'm not
Bro, I don't care about this fucking kid.
Just report this guy's account, bro.
Please, just literally, I don't care about this kid.
Um, what else, bro?
People, Ron, why don't you buy him that SVJ?
Also, Ron, basically saying it's hidden somewhere
and that when he gets his VJ, he says he's flying
his friend's friend over, also, Ron,
tell him it's his birthday.
Contact, who's our thing?
Yo, maybe I'm telling you guys to gather around
for my birthday because I want it to be a big day.
Every year I always do something kind of cool
for my birthday, besides last year.
But every year before that, bro, you know what I'm saying?
like just, yo, be happy.
There's nothing crazy going on, right?
I just miss my mom.
I just miss, you know, I just miss seeing my mom.
That's it.
You've never had a free dinner?
What is a free dinner?
It goes, pre-breakfast, breakfast,
oh, just don't play baby a chance.
Pre-launch, lunch, brunch, post-launch.
What are you cackling at?
Free dinner. You want to be watching the video?
Dinner?
Post-dinner? No. Free dessert dessert.
They like snacks.
No, I'm not even kidding. Yeah, this marathon might be the worst shit ever when we start doing it. Deadass serious.
I'm deadass man. They might be aides. Bring back to the NRG days. I miss unknown bro. I deadass deal.
grow oh god j-shock goes off on coffin for using AI filter pretending to be him
on omit 3k grow the hell up bro you're not winning streamer of the year you are
a bum oh god grow up it's all you bought your watch off T-moo you're
You're streaming in a fucking one by one bathroom dollar household!
Grow up!
Like you're talking to kids bro, you're fucking weirdo!
Yo, I can't take this seriously.
How does Kuffman do this?
Like genuinely, like how does he do this?
Yo, like how is this even possible bro?
Like how is this, yo.
like you're just a degenerate loser bro you're really weird bro and like i'm not even viral
might have been famous i'm not even like i'm gonna come up i've just been grinding content
for a while now does that say bro god is at his chat said bro god his ass can't go a beast time
i want you to start getting a little bit of traction people just find a way to hate on you
I just want to let you know right now a couple real talk of them like legitimately the real
as you can clip this no one will ever remember your name people will always remember my name
Can they say it every freaking day?
Okay.
Cuff this, bro!
How loud are you?
Oh, man.
Why is it the first time you're seeing this?
It's the first time I'm seeing this, too.
I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, man, let's hope Cuffman doesn't see this for a...
Hey, uh, yeah, bro.
Hmm.
Yo, bro, he's just automatically uploading my shit.
74.
44.
74.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
How?
Like what program is that that he could do that, bro?
Like, bro, you remember what he had?
I'm not going to say the names, but we were in a discord.
And it was like, bro, I didn't want to say the names.
But you know, we was being, bro.
Like, oh, my god, man.
Oh my god, bro.
NMS tweet.
Me nigga, he calls the other kids nigga.
He calls himself nigga.
Oh, all right.
What the fuck is this AI's bullshit?
No fucker.
Let's get it.
I'm up a 16 passing the bitchin' deep.
I know this is not a challenger.
I keep some memos with me in the fridge.
Get cozy.
They some cannibal's eaters.
It-
Like Marlon is in his height and then Lacy just looks like-
At the giggy.
Drink a whole bottle, wake up and repeat.
Damn.
He took a look mission with the jilla like they see dead ass looks he got
Damn, bro
It should compass me off. Yeah
What is this exploring Iceland bra be honest with you
I've been saying Iceland is the nicest spot like anyone in my chat lived there
But I want to visit here so bad. I did it once and I loved it, bro. I really did
Jeff, what are you sending, bro, that people are responding with?
It feels as if he's back.
What is this?
And why can't I click on it?
Did you just take my IP address?
Yo, no, you're reading me.
Go fuck yourself.
Yo, in the meantime, bro, if you don't have Drake, let's do fucking fake.
You guys want to see the fake?
Wait.
Why am I on two X feed?
Okay, this is not done.
Okay.
Oh, it's Jeff, I'm a fucking idiot.
Wow, it's been so long that I was mistaken for Jonah.
Jonah.
You know what?
Maybe it's time for me to come back.
What happened to you, Jeff?
You used to be fucking goaded.
You deadass used to be fucking goaded, man.
You used to upload some like...
Sight in the sky, you're amazing.
Sight in the sky, you're amazing.
Sight in the sky, you're amazing.
Thank you Jeff the goat, you're fucking amazing.
What?
What the fuck?
The goat, you're fucking amazing.
You know what Jeff? Jeff, just for that fucking AI you made of me Jeff, I'm gonna send you
5,000 days
The pillar of our community, bro, you're telling me this guy is the pillar of our community
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I did not watch this, um, I'll be honest with you.
And where is it that, bro?
I miss adapt.
Where is he?
Does anyone know where adapt is?
I miss him, bro.
I don't ask miss him.
Like I think this is my thing.
I think adapt just like, I think he's okay with streaming whatever he wants to, which
It's fine, and I think he more or less YouTube like he likes YouTube a lot more which I get by the way because he's originally like a
YouTuber by I don't think he's done streaming so anyone who always says like oh he quit streaming. He's not done streaming
Hello YouTube ever time the internet has a short memory think about the creators you watched ten years ago
It happens to almost everyone
They get a few good years
AHH! F-FUCK YOU!!
Then they become somebody people used to watch.
And then there's this guy.
Eww!
See, a dap situation is a strange one.
I've seen all of them clips, they say you hit women, cheat on women, and then they say you fake the trick shot, and you always say I never f-
Dude, was that clip originally from my stream, where me and him stream together? Did that originate, or did that come from your screen?
They didn't have a fake trick shot.
Because he didn't just pull millions of subscribers-
It is so insane how something so minimal can go so f**king hard.
Back in the old days of YouTube, ten years later, he came back and became one of the
most watched streamers on Twitch, a platform where the biggest names have entire production
teams behind them.
Great set, when you're good, ready, marker.
Adapt has one camera man, and that's it.
Hot dog.
Yeah, you know what's so insane?
You know what's so insane about Gilbert?
For anyone who doesn't know, bro.
I mean, a lot of people do know, but you know Gilbert was someone who just randomly clipped me and my girlfriend on TikTok.
Like, he would do compilations.
And then he somehow worked for FaZe, and then he became a dap skamerman.
He literally used to do Boba Core.
Yo, you are so funny. I'm not even joking, dude.
You had two prongs? Absolutely insane.
But he only got that second run because the first one collapsed.
So, let's go back to the beginning.
Alex was born in June in Phoenix, Arizona, a city in the middle of the desert where summer
runs past 110 degrees.
He grew up in a normal family, the only boy among four sisters.
Like any other kid born in the 90s, his first passion was basketball.
He was in his backyard playing it every day.
But then, during the family's years out in Pennsylvania, he fell for something else,
his PS3.
At the time, consoles were changing forever.
Instead of the machine, you were playing against real people from all over the world.
Everyone, this is PlayStation 3.
We're giving it a very big opportunity to create a new multiplayer experience with the
PlayStation 3.
Full support battles of up to 256 players.
And out of all the games that came out in those years, one stood above everything.
The only reason people bought PS3s was because it had free online and it was because of that
little sack dude.
That was it.
That was literally it.
I don't care about that fucking console besides that little sack dude and that free shit.
It was named Call of Duty.
Every November, thousands of people lined up at midnight for a copy.
Ask any kid what they wanted that year, and this was the answer.
Alex was one of those kids on that game every single day.
But inside Call of Duty, there was a scene within the scene.
Trick Shotters kids that spent whole nights on one impossible shot just to catch it on camera and put it on YouTube
The best of them ran in clans and two names sat above all the others soar and phase
Soar was big
But phase was the top if you had that tag you'd made it and Alex wanted it more than anyone
Look at his chocolate. It was the easy part getting it was another story
That tag belonged to the best trick shotters on the planet guys that were getting crazy views on every montage
they dropped. All Alex had was a P.S. Tree, and the fact that he was really good. Good
enough to get into Soar, his first big clan, but getting in was just the door. To matter
in that world, he had to do what every serious trick shotter did back then. So, he did.
Step one, he opened a YouTube channel, somewhere to post his best shots. And mind you, this
was 2011. The biggest channel on the planet had 5 million subscribers, and nobody had
ever said the word YouTuber. Nobody posted clips to get rich. You posted to get known.
And to get known in that world, there was one more thing he needed. The right console.
The greatest console ever!
The entire trick-shotting scene was on Xbox 360. Every clan, every name that managed it.
A PlayStation kid simply couldn't get up there.
I don't know what's better with Xbox 360.
So Alex sold his PS3 and switched.
The timing couldn't have been better because the year after he switched...
Name a console deadass better than xbox 360 for the time it came out ps5. Oh cool, bro
That's like comparing a fucking Lamborghini to fucking ahanda. What are you talking about, bro?
Yeah, those are two different eras the ps3 had no competition against the xbox 360
It was the greatest black ops 2 dropped and the whole scene lost its mind
It was the biggest call of duty actually, you know what they fucked up one and I'll be the guy that speak for the community
Maybe I'm wrong.
I'll be the guy to say this,
Call of Duty fucked up on not being,
they did too much.
They did too much, right?
I feel like they had, after advanced warfare
and like Black Ops 3 era, Cold War, whatever,
like the game Black Ops 2 is so just normal
and it was just so basic, bro.
And it was just easy to understand, bro.
And that's why people loved it, you know what I'm saying?
It's just something you could get on and just play.
Nowadays, it's like you could do fucking,
can't you do like front flips on Call of Duty now?
2 dropped, and the whole scene lost its mind.
It was the biggest Call of Duty launch ever, and Alex didn't just play that game, he did
things in it most kids thought were fake.
If you fall from the sky, you can do it.
Oh my god.
The kind of shots you'd watch five times to believe, and every one of them went on the
channel.
Rupini Camo.
Oh my god.
Such a great Camo.
The subscribers did the rest.
There was only one thing left to get, and in November 2013 it came to him.
Oh yeah, yeah, you gotta go change your game retag so we can have a full face.
No, no!
What in the earth are you kidding?
Oh my god.
Nowadays, every kid would steal your fucking name.
You can't even do this shit, bro.
Like, every kid would have like, they would have like, face, table and auto, face, table and auto 1,
face, table and auto with 2-0s, face, table and auto with 3-0s.
Like, how did he even get that name, bro?
Are you serious?
Oh my god.
Aw, that's so cute, bro.
The tag he'd chased for two years was next to his name.
By then, he'd built a channel with 100,000 subscribers.
And while joining FaZe was a finish line for everybody else, he acted like he still had
everything to prove.
He kept that rule from Phoenix for two more years, all the way through the end of high
school.
And then, at just 18, he left Arizona and everything he'd ever known and moved into
the FaZe house in New York.
Five guys in one house make a little cheat code to anyone out there trying to be a creator.
I think being like an IRL streamer or like an IRL, like in-person, like entertainer is
super hard because you always have to create new things, like gaming, I think is super
hard too, you gotta create new ideas, but gaming, you always have something to fall back on
and just post.
Like I guarantee there's been days where dad just posts him doing nothing and it would
get millions of views back in the day because it's just call of duty, bro.
Like what's that game nowadays?
Like is there any game that's really like that?
That's how Fortnite was for me.
Like I used to dead ass just play Fortnite and we would get a video out of it and it
would get like 800,000 views.
Is there any game that's like that nowadays that you could just like MLB the show?
Making videos for a living.
Sounds normal, right?
Today there's a creator house in every city in America.
Look at that!
But this was 2015, which nobody had done it before.
They were building something the world didn't even have a name for yet.
Joey, and you know when I'm here, I'm here for YouTube.
I'm 100% here to focus on my-
Wait, is there anyone in phase right now?
Like, Jeff and all them? Like, they ever even leave?
And working and doing for YouTube for you guys that house changed everything the content coming out of it wasn't called duty anymore
It was them pranks
Challenges and everything in between their whole lives filmed every day first in New York and then in a bigger house in Newport Beach
These motherfuckers lived in Newport Beach. Do you understand how much those houses are like to rent like I cannot believe they live in Newport
I'm so fucking jealous. They lived in Crystal Cove anyone. Okay. Does anyone here live in California? Yes or no?
I'll show you I gotta pause for quick. This is where one of the fucking face houses was by the way. Look at this
I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show you
Let's see if I can find this I don't even know if there's any houses for sale
There's no how I don't think there's any for sale
They're like $60 million homes now.
Like in Crystal Cove, they lived like right above Javier's.
Like it's like $100 million houses.
I'm not kidding.
Like it's, oh my God, bro.
Did I join at the wrong time?
Oh, it's right over here.
This is the neighborhood they lived in.
Yeah, right here.
This is one of the houses.
Like that is serious.
This is the neighborhood that they lived in.
It's a triple gated community.
It's like, this is the neighborhood, bro.
This is like my dream neighborhood. It's so fucking it's so fucking expensive
It's like bro look at this shit like yeah
Going phase for his trick shots next core house. Are you fucking out of your mind, bro?
There are neighbors were like I think Kobe was a neighbor
Bro, I think there was like this like billionaire fucking like I don't even know and now the world was showing up for some
You know who my neighbor is right now? Well, my neighbor is Jason the fucking we thing else entirely him
In 2016 alone, he went from 2 million subscribers to 3, and nobody had signed a single contract.
Do you want to know why it worked out so well?
Because there was no contract.
Bro, doesn't age, bro.
It was just a group of friends.
He expects that on X-Files.
And they all just have fun living with each other.
But unfortunately, nothing that big stays a group of friends forever.
The money had gotten real, and real money brings real business.
Slowly, FaZe was turning into a real company.
And then, in 2017, the ads dried up all across the platform and creators started to lose their drive.
Yeah, a lot of people in the FaZe house in Newport, like, kinda got demotivated around that time and, like, stopped making videos, or just slowed down on it, but I kept my foot on the gas, I kept doing it, I was...
Damn, thank god I got to change this bum fucking, yo, this haircut, like, this, like, yo, this, like, high fade man, like, bro, thank god, bro, that looks sexy now, man.
or just slowed down on it, but I kept my foot on the guys I kept doing it.
I was...
And with the house emptying out and the lease running down,
Alex saw his chance and asked for a meeting with the man that was now running Faze.
If I show you that I'm committed to this and like driven and this is what I want to do,
can I get my own Faze house in LA?
Well, he's like, yes, like if you show me, I see the results and you're not just like talking,
like they'll let you put whatever people you want in the crib.
I like this guy.
He's like, you have to be like, you have my full support.
So I was like, oh, heck, stay less.
That was the deal.
Prove it.
And the house is yours.
So all through 2017, the videos kept coming.
And by now, I'm telling you, look how fucking YouTube was,
man.
Like, 1 million views adapt the type of Fortnite special.
Fortnite, I bet FaceTiffu $1,000 to this trickshot.
5 million views?
Bro, was YouTube gaming?
Like, is gaming still this big?
Like, I don't even know.
November, he was teasing something big.
I promise the videos will return tomorrow
with a lot more announcements.
and me and
Yo, look how skinny he is
A lot of people are working on a lot of cool things
I can't comment too much about it
A month later, he packed everything into his car and drove to Los Angeles
into his dream house at 20 years old
He got to enjoy it for about a day
And then I remember we jumped on a call
This man was like, yo, I don't want you to post any YouTube videos in the script
And I'm like, what?
He's like, yeah, I don't want people on the internet to think that the phase is breaking up
You know, that you're in LA
And...
He's talking about
I was like, I listened to it.
I was like, all right, like.
For the first time since he was 16, Alex had nothing to do.
And empty days behind a closed door can get dangerous.
I'm just like in my room all day, not doing anything,
except for just drowning, like in just depression and pain.
This is the craziest part about, and I go to get like my postmase one day.
I would normally grab it and run back up to my room and just stay there.
But I grabbed and I heard people in the movie theater downstairs go down to the movie theater and eat my food while I watch them play 2k
And now it's the last thing I remember
The next thing I remember was waking up
Handcuffed to a gurney in the back of an ambulance and I had a seizure
I had a seizure on the floor of the movie theater
I didn't remember I just woke up in the like this it sounds crazy though
It's like you know like when you see these scenes in movies. It's like blurry
Yeah, it's turning and you can't really make anything out and the only thing I saw the only person I saw
When I was in that ambulance was the guy who told me I could make videos who promised me that if I worked hard enough
That he would give me put me in a position
That's fun that I wanted to be
And then as soon as I got there
Brought everything there. He pulled the rug out from under me and I woke up and I just saw him
And I'm handcuffed to a gurney nightmare. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like an actual nightmare
Yeah, and I was in like a hospital like facility type of place for like eight or nine days and it was miserable
This is it was miserable
Genuinely one of the worst things you could ever like I feel bad for anyone who has to do it
Bro like and anyone knows if they know like bro going to a hospital is such like a sad place because it's like bro
You know you're in an area where one people are dying or like two people are sick or like something is wrong
It's just bro. It's just sad. No shit. Well, I'm just saying like being stuck there for like days and days and days
It's probably depressing. I'm like night. I'm 19. Yeah, I was 20 years old
You know, I was in there for a while
Super sad in this place thinking like how
And like the people who like I really considered like my my friends at the time like
Obviously, I know now things were different, but I was like, I can't believe like a lot of these people
who I really cherish our relationships, they didn't even really reach out, they didn't
even pull up and stuff like that.
That was my first month in LA.
After those eight days, he finally got out, but the darkness didn't leave with him since
he still couldn't post videos.
That ass was just depressed, just miserable every day.
And the real problem had nothing to do with FaZe.
Think about it, his whole life, Alex was chasing something.
What is going on guys, face down here.
The tag, the subscribers,
and by 20, there was nothing left to chase.
Like it's like a void inside of you,
you're like completely unfulfilled.
You're walking around like damn, am I 20 years old
and I already did what I'm supposed to do?
Like did I already like leave my mark?
Is this what people are gonna forever know me for?
For what I did when I was a teenager?
Like I'm gonna-
And Ron for not reaching out.
Yo, I didn't know him, you fucking idiot.
I was like, you know what I mean?
Like I would have these internal conversations
and just be like, damn, like, I don't know.
That was the question he couldn't escape.
How do you know make this?
After that winter, something inside him just turned off.
Every year, he posted less than the year before,
until the channel that used to post daily
was posting two videos in a year.
That's mutual.
Bro, the classic adapt, two videos a year, bro.
Oh man.
Why left phase?
The truth about my addiction is phase plan over.
and the same thing was happening to FaZe, which sounds crazy, because from the outside,
had never been bigger and the whole phase clan is what they call them in. Phase clan with roots in
professional video games. Wait, I'm in this. I'm in this. Where am I? Well, I'm right here. I was forced
to be in it. I mean, going public. I cannot believe I put on a dollar sign in it. Through a
SPAC merger, valuing the company at $725 million. But on the inside, the guys from Xbox all in one
house making videos together. Well, that version of phase didn't exist anymore. Yeah, now it's really
just banks, I mean eight. And in the end, the outside caught up with the inside.
And by 2023, it was actually over.
Phase was worth nothing, and Alex had basically stopped posting videos altogether. For years,
his problem had been having everything. But by then, his problem was the exact opposite.
He had almost nothing left and for a while that was it
But then in March 2024 banks and the founders decided they'd seen enough
They took phase back and kicked out almost everyone except Alex and some of the original guys and they brought in a whole new generation of kids
Not youtubers, but streamers
Life eight hours a day every day Alex watched them and slowly got pulled back in
He'd go live every once in a while playing Call of Duty for a few hundred people. Nothing serious
But then he posted a video on YouTube announcing something nobody expected a seven-day stream on twitch
If you guys want to see how I'm doing I'm gonna be live for seven
What if a dab dead ass never like it's so weird how like it wasn't about the butterfly effect like it's so fascinating to see like bro
Turning like a negative thing into a positive thing like bro if a dad was never like it sounds crazy to say
But like if a dad was never addicted to nicotine
He would have never done this stream in our house, and then we would have never met and then we he would have never been a streamer
And then there would be no core core wouldn't even be a thing
It's kind of insane to like think about how like everything happens for a reason reason
Dave's straight in this room at the new phase house to show you how serious I am about this and that you can't beat nicotine addiction
Oh, it's nicotine a good thing then should we all start baby this I'm just kidding how to be live for the next
seven days
I'm not a streamer, I've never been a streamer, and I'm gonna throw in the fast for seven days,
and I'm gonna be withdrawing from nicotine, which is no joke.
And even though he was terrified, 1500 people watched that film.
Like, how hard is it to get off a vape?
Because I've never vape.
Like, I've never done, like, nicotine, like, like, any type of things.
Is it hard?
Like, I get, like, I'm talking like, not someone who just does it, like, once or twice,
and he's like, alright, I'm off.
I'm talking about someone who does it like every fucking two every minute you just suck on this little thing
For fucking days and days and days, you know I'm saying
First day, and they actually liked what they saw look
Look at these fake chatters, there's no way this is real
By day 4, 20,000 were watching.
He made it to day 7, nicotine free, but by then, that wasn't even the point anymore.
In one week, Alex had basically found a new job.
Except loving it, and living off of it, are two different things.
Dude, this angle is super cool.
I liked how his room wasn't like, it's unlivable though because I mean, there's no shower,
but like, I kinda like this angle.
room did this end up being? Is this Lacey's room? Did this end up being Lacey's room?
And living off...
...of it are two different things. That marathon has been an event. And events are the easy part
when you've got 14 years of phase behind you. Getting those same people to come back on a
random Tuesday, that's the job. And that job takes hours. To put that into perspective,
the biggest streamers on the platform average about 150 hours live a month.
That's what he needed, and then, almost like it was made for him, FaZe launched a sub-a-thon.
FaZe Clean just announced a 30-day group sub-a-thon.
Starting September 1st.
This is actually the Fortnite dork.
Are you dead ass?
The fuck is this clip?
This is actually the Fortnite dork.
Like, bro, I miss...
This is what I'm trying to tell Dad.
Like, Dad brings the TARD out of me.
Like, like, I would deadass go live in Baylish and run around, bro, like, with him.
No, I heard that.
He's big on it, he's a-
This guy's America's dumbest and human, dumbest, most ugliest, disgusting creature.
Hey there, my god.
Oh my god, all this fat, bro.
Yo, pause, break, I know, I know, sorry to anyone eating.
I got a pee, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's coming out of my penis!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
All right.
Ah!
Woo!
You're like shaking it off, bro.
And it's like, it's like...
Oh, shit.
It's like, chill down your fucking spine.
Bro, that's like me right now.
That's just set of chills down my fucking spine, bro.
Oh, my god.
Alright, back to the video.
by the end of the month, he'd been live for 696 hours, but the lines weren't the point.
started that month with under 900 subscribers and finished it with over 30,000.
feel like I had some purpose in life again. I got it back, thank God. I'm like, it's like,
I can't remember the last time I actually felt proud of myself. You know what I mean?
Alex had built something, now he just had to keep it, and the way he did that is the
strange- There's no way that's silky, right?
Now he just had to keep it, and the way he did that is the strangest part of this whole
Here's the strange part, at that level, streaming stops being streaming.
It becomes a show.
Let's take Kaisenat, the biggest streamer on Twitch.
His mafia-thon had a full production team behind it, on a guest list that went all the
way up to LeBron James.
And to be clear, there's nothing wrong with that.
That's just what the top looks like now.
But then, on the same platform, there's somebody like Alex, who just does whatever comes to
his mind that day I've been watching the uh when you were like riding a golf
car or something outside when he looked at the cops like oh you are so funny
I'm not even joking here so congrats on all the success bro you've already like
you're her community bro that right there is the difference all of this
nothing behind it no team no format and basically no plan yeah it was just him
being himself on camera I mean like tell me not though sorry to be a pausing
Paul Alina this hair wasn't fucking sexy like dead ass serious like look at this hair, bro
They did answers. I like this look this look was sexy, bro
It was sexy being himself on camera. I mean think about it one day
He was on a golf cart and the next he was hitting trick shots in real life
Which is literally how his whole YouTube career started 10 years earlier
And that's exactly how he pulled two generations.
Now this gotta be fake chatters, right?
Old phase meets new phase, WDW, I love that.
Adapt, they're damn sure these people love to watch.
Adapt so funny, bro, I can't GG.
Into the same chat.
Nah, nah, the GGs, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
The people who'd watched him back in high school,
grown up now, and a brand new crowd,
who had no idea he'd ever been famous.
You had two proms?
You had literally two proms?
Absolutely insane, I saw you at like.
I love a DAT man, I met him 14 years ago.
He's in his second arc right now, so he fully deserves it.
If there's anyone in this world that deserves it, it's a dap.
There was only one voice missing, the official one.
Oh man, oh man, New York is in the house tonight.
I'd love to see that.
You know, listen, you might not know who I am,
but I can guarantee you for the nominees for the next,
next award by Berset.
You're gonna know every single one of these people.
They made an exact award, bro.
This year in the streaming game.
And his streamer award goes to...
ADAT!
Yeah, what a fucking...
Oh my god, we remember Twitter that day.
I'm so grateful, man. Thank you guys. You guys have no idea how much you have changed my life, man.
Yeah, this is insane. No, this is tough.
Thank you guys and I just want to say man if anyone's out there going through hard times
Just know anyone who's ever achieved anything great in their lives have felt exactly what you're feeling right now
And it's really important
Take that tooth stick out of your mouth, though
That you keep waking up every single day and put one foot under the other and trying your best and
Take anything from me take that man. Thank you guys so much
That was probably the best night of his career, but while Alex was on that stage phase had a problem
The company was losing money, so new terms went on the table.
You know when it started out? Yeah, we just want to finish in a year today.
That same night went to hell, Chad. We didn't even have time to celebrate.
That same night, boom, cooked. GG.
After that night, the talking stopped. And to this day, nobody besides them really knows what those terms were.
What we do know is that 19 days later, on Christmas Day, they announced it.
We have decided to leave Facebook.
and then there was Alex. I have officially left FaZe Land. Joined 14 years ago, 14 years later,
this is how it will be coming to an end. Losing FaZe heard him. You just saw how much. And that
makes sense. I mean, FaZe was the reason he sold- Why am I laughing, bro? Because I can laugh. It's
my friend, bro. I can laugh at the clip that was funny. He put a chain on the fucking crane, bro.
You know fucking like stupid your brain has to be this if I can do that, bro
You know, but real shit, bro. This day was the saddest day ever, dude. We each dude
I don't even want to talk about it cuz I don't want to you know what but like ps3 the reason he moved across the country of 18
But the people showing up every day were never there for the tag. They were there for him
Nothing, it's gonna change from the viewers perspective from the chess perspective
We're looking we're all still rocking with each other
that we're all staying together, it's just not underneath.
No, you know how hard this was to be, fuck you.
Bro, you know how hard this was to do?
Everyone, besides me and Adapt, bro,
this dude Jason and Lacey wanted chat so badly.
I think Jason ended up opening the chat,
or Lacey, I forget what you want,
and put it on the ground, bro.
They literally put it on the ground.
Letters anymore.
And he was right.
Ah!
And it wasn't just him.
The other guys kept streaming too.
They were still living in the same house, still doing everything together.
They were still a group.
The only thing missing was a name.
In the spring, they fixed that, CORE.
Not a rebrand, not a comeback.
Just the same guys, under something that, for the first time, is theirs.
And Alex, his spot in it isn't the one you'd expect.
I don't think my biggest contribution to New Phase was ever anything I did in front
of a camera, or any content piece I made.
It was always, in my opinion, the role I had played in my relationship with all the new
guys, trying to help them on a human level outside of internet and streaming and content.
From what I know, that's his job now.
Fifteen years ago, this all started with a promise to post every single day.
Now he streams whenever he wants.
Because for the first time since he was a kid, he's free.
And to be honest, I don't know what happens next.
I don't think he does either.
But I'm sure he'll adapt.
What a shit way to end it, that's so great, come on.
Out of everywhere you could have ended that time.
I don't know what, end to be honest.
Come on bro.
This was a good fucking video bro.
Oh I just farted, I just farted again.
This was a really good video bro.
And I'm gonna be honest with you bro.
Bro bro bro bro bro bro, I keep saying bro.
I'm gonna be honest though, um...
Deadass serious, like, adapt.
We love you.
We love you, man. I love you.
And, dude, I feel like a lot of people
will give too much pressure on, like, streamed every day.
Stream every day, stream every day, bro.
You know, it's-
OOF!
Hold on.
Let me restart that real quick.
I feel like, I feel like some of the best
shit is Deadass is when you, you know,
have fun whenever you click the button and
Like I see it all the time in my chat, too
And I thought about it kind of earlier between the before the stream or like right when the stream started
But like bro my real viewers are gonna watch me for me
You know what I'm saying like if I have a hundred people watch me a hundred people actually love to watch me and like bro
I feel like I limit myself recently because I overthink my own content because I feel like I have to reach an expectation now and
Like I just genuinely love streaming whether it's dumb shit, you know
But I also do a lot of other besides streaming now like I I really work on the car channel
I have some really fucking cool shit coming for the car channel
And then I also have a really cool thing coming in general
I've been doing a lot of you know cool things that are gonna come up. It's not a fucking car, bro
It's something for you guys
Eventually you'll see bro. I'm not telling you like this is the problem is I over speak you guys don't need to see anything
Until it happens because then there's expectation
Expectation, etc. But where I was going for this my point was
Bro, I feel like the expectation of our content now has been rise
But like we just have so much fun doing stupid shit and I really really
Right this one adapt streamed a lot more, but I get it. You know I'm saying
You're you need to level your shit up
Lacey linked up with rugged his house officially became the Lambo Bros after pulling up in his new Lamborghini
We are the Lambrose Lambrose, baby. Look at this. Oh my gosh
Look at them next to each other
Hold on oh
My god, oh my god
That is so beautiful
I look sick as shit, bro. I mean I have a I have a year's perf. I mean kind of in between
Or no
Is it like it's too big of a car? No, I mean it's a perf
You know I'm saying like it's a perf bro, but like you're a dork with sausage fingers
Damn, bro, dude, I don't know what it is
I feel like that when I look at this like bro, when did the hurricane come out this car came out in like 2000 what bro?
And it looks so good still like obviously they've updated it, but it's such a timeless fucking corn
2015 2014 like that's so nuts to me
Now watch this video
How
There's no way there's there's no there's no way there's eight minutes of me being racist, bro
I have another video I'm a reactor, but I think I'm gonna wait till we're back from Irelia. I kind of want to do it now
So should we head out? Yeah, maybe I think Pepsi wants to get it, too
Bapsy
Bring me the fucking Sammy song thoughts on this
That's nice. That's good parts. That's fucking good parts.
Um, are we waiting for Lays?
Well, I'm like, why's my shicket blown up? Oh, okay.
So I'm gonna get this out of the way, because I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm not anyone's mother. I'm not anybody's a counter or nothing like that. So I get this out of the way real fast
I don't fuck with that. I don't fuck with that. I don't believe I need to make that
I feel like that's pretty obvious, but I don't fuck with that. Okay. You know what I mean?
Clearly to me it like took me by surprise when I heard it and it was one of those things where I was like what the fuck am I hearing right now?
You know what I mean? Because I don't switch out of so one seriously
I just see like speed nodding its head a minion spitting popcorn fuck with that like it's just it is what it is
You know what I mean? She knows that like I'm dead ass. There's like if anything ever happened to me and I went live
Like I like imagine my chat was just wide speed
All I can say is that you know that was made aware even if it was like her reading something else
It's like yo bro. It's just not hard to not do that. You know what I mean?
It's not hard to not do that point one period other than that. I'm not
important
Still no pressure
They got our breathe because shit I speak is what they need until no lies
Still up top still can't drop what they not
Your low-key your shit low-key jelly fuck are you talking about bro like bro do you see this bro call Dean?
Please yo, this is what I mean, bro y'all changed in this shot because back in the day y'all would say you do that
Dad I'm gay
Yo
You touch your room without jumping without juggling the rim
Yeah, just like
Watch your head at all times around here
You touched your room when I was jumping Mario
I remember when you made this for our account and it's not like millions of views
I think you're not taking down because I thought it was fucking real bro
Like yeah, bro. I just shot a bunch of people for fucking fun, bro. Like no one's gonna find out like what?
Like what?
Like
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about like important mail remember you got a couple more
Yeah, I'm not even kidding one of these days I actually want to watch the full video of this isn't it like on YouTube
What is it called?
What is it called?
It's like THC and then it's like
Or TS
Evo Jay shock. Yo, all right, nah, see this is what I'm talking about when I'm saying like
TLC myth. I think it's myth, right?
Is that not myth?
Yeah, I want to watch the full one out video. What's up, dude?
Hello.
How are you, bro?
I always love you, you know.
Wait, I gotta rush this real quick.
Tuck in your butt, Josh.
Yes, J.
Oh my God.
J is doing so freaking good.
I feel stronger.
Oh, yeah.
I might be able to lift you up after this one.
I'm here for that.
Like, he is holding these planks.
He's doing these push-ups.
Yo, future wife, don't be real happy.
I don't.
Can we get a picture together?
Because I want to remember this moment.
I would love to take a picture
You know throw your muscles up. Hey
Now I am so excited to have done this workout. I mean the gym gym is life
Whatever the quote is like they say you you don't you jump in a couple months
All right, bro, are you ready?
I'm not laughing at that on my soul, bro. I'm laughing at this shot, bro
What's up dude?
What's up?
How are you bro?
Chillin.
You excited for Belgium?
Yes, it'll be cool.
I'm not sure.
What's up bro?
Chillin.
How are you liking it?
I think we're on Twitch.
What's up bro?
Take it easy man.
easy man yeah I'm good I'm good
sexy no you don't we're coming evil
for those of you what the fuck is wrong
with you are you dead ass we're coming
evil why am I no I fall I hate
everything I want to fuck up all your
breathing patterns what did I get
It's nittin' in the mail, bro.
Give it up in the beach.
Some of this fucking bullshuck.
Eat it.
Burt Chad, y'all want some of this shit, man?
Probably get too much goddamn money, man.
I don't even know what this is.
Oh, it's a bet.
Let's get ready, yeah?
Bro, you see what I'm off, bro?
I hold this new cologne.
Just in case you don't want to smell it, man.
It's all murder.
Did you get a haircut?
Ha ha ha.
Did you?
I can notice from behind. Yeah, you notice it from behind. Yeah, I don't know
It's just short. It's a little short. No, I think it's perfect. You like it. It's all matters
I just from the back. I could tell I'm not gonna leak which one this is
Probably smells DOS like how do we just look they're kind of find out
No, not yet probably a little bit
It smells pretty good, yeah.
No, it smells pretty great.
What?
Come on, bro.
Alright.
Uh, let's get ready for work, yeah.
Classic day of work.
Fuck, well, I got to clock in.
I got to clock in, though.
What is it? You know where we're headed?
No, I actually don't. We're about to go get the fucking SpongeBobby.
That's fire.
Exactly. That's fire.
Um, keys.
um Chanel perfume that's not Chanel perfume right no it's not Chanel perfume bro i smell
good though that smells good yeah i smell a good five two two oh and bro oh bro wait
also look yeah look what came in the mail today not easy enough to look let me know what you think
bro all right so come out now i gotta pick yeah so i gotta watch your colors here like look at this
so we got this one like try to see if the camera could pick up like this is like a nice one right
i have this this green
is bepsi building a fucking yo
all right we have this green what do you think
Okay, then we have these like two other greens like look there's like they're like a little different
You know what I'm saying? Okay, then we have like this gray with like pink and gray with purple type of look
Okay, now for the best one. This one. This one for the best one. Dude, we have these two
So this is what I have right now that's a wrap and it's kind of ass and then like I'm thinking I do the left one
Yeah, the purple like I get what the urus. Don't you have it? Yeah, but this is like fix like this is like better
Like this is like the paint. What do you think like look at that? I think I said a great one with the purple really? Yeah, low keys
All your issues late too late so much going on for me. Yeah, I like that type of shit
You know, yeah, yeah, like a white right? That's nice. That's like Jason's car. I don't know my life
I don't know the chat. What do you think? I think this purple looks really good though. Yeah, I think that's a nice purple
I think I'm real purple because it's the real violet past the face of the paint from Lamborghini
Hey, I'm probably some a bot. I don't understand what's different from that one
What you have like so mine's a rat, and it's like it's uh, it's like bluish purple like this one's like purple purple purple and pink like
Yeah, I mean it is like nice. I like this one bro. Wow
Switch it up. I don't really the only way I'm switching up is that I would either do that
Or I would do like a green like this as a crazy green like some nut shit like this like this green
could never really get on the car yeah that's like pretty ridiculous like
what's crazy typically you think you'll do a purple I don't know I really wanted
to I like having a purple car to be honest with you and I have two cars
I don't have fucking three cars, please. I have only two, bro. I'd like to have three
cars please I have only two bro my life is so terrible get out yeah actually
to be honest actually true to be honest it's like oh imagine having to get
gas in it's 150 or $200 that's probably annoying as shit bro
all of a sudden Marilyn's got a fucking bedroom in here by the way did you know this is?
I don't want to fucking spoil these beans but like look right you see there's a fucking bedroom
I was in there yesterday.
You're doing what?
Should we go in there and check his clothes?
Yeah.
I look he was in there taking pictures of every piece of clothing and every clothing and everything.
Yo!
What the fuck are you doing?
What does he even do?
You're doing it?
Measuring.
Measuring what?
Walking it.
What?
Is this Cybertruck?
What?
How much is that?
Someone took a bite out of it.
Yeah, right here on this tire, right here on the right.
Someone took a bite out of it.
Right there, look.
Where?
Right here.
It's like gone or something.
They're supposed to be like a piece of shit.
Yo! Someone took a bite out of his Cybertruck!
She's taking it.
I'm doing what it's not.
I don't know if that's where you build back here.
Uh, I don't know who.
The other guy.
Holy shit
But everything the roof solid we can get the plywood up there for all we need is like an air conditioning
Yeah, that's what that was saying. He wants air conditioning carpet and a TV on the wall and a lazy boy
What do you mean a dad? What is he gonna live here? He's gonna like watch football in here
Bro, we did us put like a roof here and you put like it the thing is how would AC work in so many holes?
No, we can seal everything like I want to put drywall on all these walls and plaster and paint it
And it'll look like a legit like bedroom
No, you can put carpet down and we got a roof on maybe some like lighting on the ceiling
I welcome that to leave your shoes outside
This is like one of those skinny doors like oh
Can you do it?
Can I get through this shit?
Let's see.
My ass is too fat.
My ass is too fat.
I'm not lazy to do that.
Can't have the bag on bro.
No, we can chow this right here.
Then we can put a real door.
We'll have some real security going.
White speed nod.
Yeah, but I was thinking.
Well bro, I didn't tell him but I told him that we're getting bobs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob's.
Are you ready?
Did you tell him what kind of Bob's?
Bro, it's a surprise.
I even got my Bob shirt on.
Oh my god, look, the advanced, this is advanced darkness.
Where do you even get any shirts at, bro?
In the Bob's store.
Alright.
It's going to Bob.com.
Alright, there you go.
It's Bob's.
Alright.
Bob's.
Alright.
Why is the cyber truck making the noise?
Can we put a door on later though?
I think we spooked it.
Yeah, but where do you buy a door?
Yeah, but where do you buy a door?
I do, bro.
Then you can.
Then you can.
Give the dones.
We call Russell again, buddy.
Bro, Russell be texted.
I gotta go to the-
No, we couldn't go talk to Russell.
Bro, can you talk to that Amber girl, now?
Bro, we're on the street and you guys can sit down in our feeder.
Yeah, you're gonna keep telling me he goes to there.
Say it on God.
Yeah.
Dude, uh, that's fucked up, bro.
She was probably so hyped.
Now he came and go back to that whole deep hole.
We got to get her say where the news
Oh, that's a classic.
You're like, ah, what are you doing in town?
That's actually a classic.
That's a classic.
That's actually a classic.
It's actually a classic.
Stokey!
Yo Stokey, I'm about to go to work.
I'm coming.
I bet.
You know what it is?
We have to fall off.
We have to make less money.
Everybody in here has to make less money, so they have
make less money so they have the grind and we go back to Brawler and we buy that house
it's $20,000 a month whatever it is and we fucking have our setups back to back to back
to back bro. Simple bro. I go back to living fucking with 15, we have 15 cars in that
driveway, driveway segment, that could be a play. Any silverfish here? Not catching my
I don't know. Just some F's.
Yeah?
Ah, a little bit.
Is it good?
Yeah.
Good job.
We're about to tow this Audi. Does anyone want it?
Like, get us through that.
Do you think we can sell this thing?
It's so far still, is it?
Yeah.
We're about to tow it and just have it through a garbage bin.
Look at this, it's out of each of them,
but like, oh look at this, seriously.
Like the seats aren't even fucking damaged.
The steering wheel isn't even fucking touched.
Can we rebuild this or is it?
Like I'm dead out of series.
Cause I don't know.
Look at this, it's untouched.
I don't even know if they could see it,
it's literally untouched.
There's no engine in here, it's just uh, it's electrically, look at the front, you think
the frame is there and stuff?
Like how horrible is this like?
No, it looks crazy like it might be dead ass like under like 30 grand.
When I say under 30 grand, like I would do that.
Like I don't know, that's the thing.
What do they say, they don't want to say this.
They're just saying what is Matt Armstrong saying now I'm a guy he fixed his cars guys
We're not gonna have Matt Armstrong who makes fucking a hundred million dollars a month
Well, I had to the courthouse to fix an Audi e-tron, but when he's fixing Bugatti's insane
Well, like some people are saying totaled some people are saying is it?
Like some shit. I don't know. I look at it a little bit open. I don't know what a frame is like
It's a frame's been it's done. It's fucked. It probably is this five rights here
But like, unironically, like, it's just a front that's damaged, right?
Some people are saying it's fixed wool and some people are saying frame bent.
Yeah, the frame bent is done.
But like, whoa, the interior is sexy.
I know, it's nice to see it.
Nothing is touched.
Do I get the keys in here?
The interior just exploded when you started it.
You know what, like, no, it's like a brand new interior.
Like, dead ass ears, ladies.
Like if you want to hustle for some new clothes. Yeah new clothes
Bro take out this fucking steering wheel take out these seats and sell them on God sell them for under market place
Yeah, I can figure out how to do that. I'm dead ass serious. You'll make like you can probably make like
five seven days
That's a person sit on the Facebook marketplace dead ass. Oh, this one too. No, we should find it
This one just looks like shit
This is like you're just doing too much for like it's your own car bruh stop trying to be John bro. Yeah facts
Bought copying someone else's car. Yeah, that's my shit though
The golf cart to be just touching
Yeah
Toe it but like I actually really wonder I'm gonna know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna call someone bring them over. I'm gonna see that ass. It's if it's fixable and if it is on God
I'm gonna fix up that car
Yes, but if I so I have a question seriously, they okay, he's working or is that it's good chat
So the neighbors are not the neighbors the house owners said well, that's their car the panorama their panorama
The Audi though that one they said that that is someone who used to live here and they abandoned the car
So if I do fix it, do I keep it or how does that work if it's abandoned? They said they could they could tow it like
What do they say
Oh, they're saying yes.
Are you sure?
Like, that's like...
A lot of people are saying no.
I'm seeing like...
But like, how do you put that?
Like, how do you...how do you do anything?
Like, if it's not yours?
New title, papers, breath.
Breath.
What the fuck?
Is that that?
Yo, Betsy.
Yeah.
I'm dead ass serious.
I'm gonna have someone check to see if we can rebuild that car.
Build that car.
Like dude the whole interior is perfect. Airbags didn't even go off.
Just trying to jump it over the wall.
If I fix that car, voila.
I'm gonna wash it, build it, and then give it away. Give someone a total car.
Now that I see what's on it, I would keep it.
It's gonna fire a free lick.
I
Said you're mine right now. I'm just make sure it connects to the bag real quick and not on this core internet
I bet the core internet doesn't even work in my room by the way. I tried yesterday on my laptop. I was on one bar
Probably get that situated
I bet
Or site or say he just comes in and starts giggling bro. He's been telling me to play each one fucking C1
Yeah, you do talk about that game a lot
I was watching someone play it like all night last night, scrapped, I don't know, I was working out.
I need some help today by the way.
Just you know.
I know.
Are you serious?
Just you know.
Just you know.
I'm ready to slap my belly.
You don't gotta like you know fool you know.
Little J-Shock it.
Yeah.
We need contacts here.
Bro how do y'all feel about the J-Shock up on?
I'm waiting for a cup of them to go.
Click that button.
I need them on brand risk bro.
I guess not J-Shocks down.
I just got on the first one.
I look he did see that
J-shock like my open this dad for the first time in 20 years or something
And then he and he sucks a demon
Damn fucking school is about to get out
It's very mad children bro. Fuck yesterday was so far. There was nobody
Oh, yeah, I know
There's nobody ever bro on the weekends and holidays. It's so peaceful
It made me realize like how nice summer is like you don't realize how many fucking
Like children go to school nowadays bro. Gosh. It's like a new thing like
My bro drop out and become a fucking streamer
Like I'm dead as years. We need less teachers. We need less plumbers. We need less electricians
We need more streamers clicking the fucking go live button farming gift and substance. Yeah, you know
Thank you
Oh slow down kids cut like in the way. Oh kids are coming into this lane. Whatever. I don't care
I have to say that
Look at this bro, like I'm trying to get to work right now, and I've got fucking people
Oh my fucking god, bruh, it's fucking...
Hey, fuck your Cybertruck, bro!
We got a 140 Y-Body at home!
Say something.
Hey, fuck your shit, bruh.
Fuck your Cybertruck, bruh.
Fuck your Cybertruck, bruh.
You can't see that, it's through the tank.
Fuck your Cybertruck, bruh.
That's shitty ass silver paint, bruh.
We not coming chrome, bruh.
Thank you.
Yeah, a little bit.
And plus, we're shit as skinny, bruh.
We got a Y-Body 140.
But why is it kind of like a UK hole?
What the fuck is this?
We're in freakin' Belgium already.
Oh, Belgium is not as Berlin in the UK.
Yeah, I know, but frankly...
I actually don't know.
What?
You should get a school bus and like, go to all the bus stops before the regular bus comes.
Just get the kids you can pick them up.
Okay, that's actually genius.
Wait, that's a fucking fire idea!
On some night crawler ship, but just a little different script.
Like, instead of getting to the crime scene or anything, we just pick up kids.
Bro, let's just fucking...
What if like we reinvent the wheel basically like we we make them like work for us
Okay
On some reinvent the wheel shit
Okay
We're all got a purple one and it's got a car for that. Fuck you
Hey, is there no school today?
Should be I don't think it gets I think we got like 20 minutes. Not that it's always at 230
I thought that's a high school used to be yeah, what's happens it where you guys get out of high schools?
No, high school is like 230. It's like 7 to 230, but you don't start class until 8. Yeah, it's okay true
I think I started out like either 745 or 815 was my first time
745
Yeah, but it was like once a week
We actually have some legit like a every single day
Instead of a class
You could go to like any class you wanted
for like an hour, you know, like catch up on work or something like that.
You know some of my classes I had, so like once every day, I don't know if I even had this,
all my classes were an hour long.
But then one, every single day, it switches, I get all turn-o-vated.
Yeah, I don't know if I even had the wheel type of shit.
Yeah, so maybe even the wheel shit.
Bro, I had a class that was an hour and 30 minutes.
But everyone did in the school, like it was crazy, like sitting down for 90 minutes
for 90 minutes is damn near like prison and fucking just like bro that's just
fucked up man like I'm dead ass you hear the same classes every day in high
school yeah I mean but they're all to me like times like other day okay different
I had like every other day so if I had math on Monday I didn't have it till
one's there. It's not even lit, bro. It was so nice. And then my class is really interesting.
Oh, you know you see a pole down in my classes and you're like...
I don't know how to type fast, but I would be like, with this shit, I'm sick of the levels.
It's all on the run now.
Yeah, even though I'm just like the icon that always happens, it's back.
I don't know though.
We're about to be here.
That's close now, yeah?
I know, they fucking put a card shop right by our house.
Yeah.
It's gonna be a long order of cards we got going.
Yeah.
We did like one each though, dude.
Like I keep
Once he's in the plan
Yeah
Like I have some reinvented wheelchairs
It's a reinvented wheelchairs bro
I got a reinvented wheelchairs
It's a reinvented wheelchairs
We're quick and warm everything
Yo chap are you already a reinvented wheel? Can I get a hell yeah?
Don't worry bro
We're about to reinvent the wheelchairs
Shit
Bro how's that Mexican food spot y'all want to?
It's actually good
It's really good
I actually did like it a lot
I hate to be in this one spot once we're there. I think like it wasn't good. Oh
Oh
Guys reinvent the curb
All right, we're all about to pull up to the cards
What the fuck no no no no I just whistle the same time as yeah does me not gonna lie
Yeah, that was really weird. That was really weird like a lot of these savings at time these savings next time
I'm not gonna lie. I didn't say
Now jinx you got you're me off
It's a reinvent the wheel
Well, yeah, actually I thought I read with the wheel because of that. What a half night
Yeah, son, we got a reinvent the wheel type
You didn't even see him.
Oh man.
It's right at the wheelchairs.
Oh, I don't know if we have this place right here.
This place is insanely good.
Yeah, I know.
Does that have to be true?
Yes, bro.
Okay, out of the road, y'all.
I got work to do.
Is this life once you're old, sitting outside the grocery store eating?
No, life when you're old is just like enjoying life.
life like nature bro as we're in a little cold it's nice let's go let's get into the
to the straight and the left we're gonna get out again yeah yeah oh I should
went left there yeah you can go left too I'm gonna go left you have some reinvented
you can go left if you turn the wheel left I'm gonna read like this shit that
you see this shit like all right higher things better be a 15 point yep yeah I
think she's reinventing how to turn there she's got a nice car yeah but she
doesn't understand her drive.
I think she's, I think she's trying to reinvent the wheel.
No, I think she's just a, I think she's just a thousand years old.
It's okay, let's take her time now, just don't hit me.
She's probably around when they first reinvented the wheel.
Should I just hit her and just like, blame her?
To do to the joke.
That's a joke though, that's the point of my content, it's like we all joke.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna go over here, reinvent the fucking steering.
You mean Jonah Ninja?
Yeah, Jonah for sure.
Hi Chad, we're about to, hey everyone, everyone say hi to YouTube bro.
We're about to do this little Bob opening right now.
Let's get a W in the chat for the Bob opening.
It should be fire.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Holy shit.
We're actually about to reinvent the wheel.
Don't show it, don't show it yet.
You don't want to make this car pop.
We don't want to reinvent the wheel.
I don't want to reinvent the wheel, yes.
They kind of reinvent the wheel.
Look what they got.
Oh, I know.
That actually looks like a toy for a new wheel.
That shit doesn't look like a toy for a new wheel.
Look at the skid rock over there.
Yeah, no.
Look at the little kid over there.
That big come up.
What?
Getting that over?
You know if you get hit by an Uber or no hit by a FedEx car, I think it is
Yeah, let's go reinvent the wheel y'all
Do a far-opening
Here to reinvent the wheel
Girl, it's quick. She's got trash, bro.
I don't think I have no gas to make it back.
No gas?
It's not me. It's not me. I can board a bunch, but...
No, I get that. Like...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Just like your mom, if she ever, like...
If she ever hit me right in the ass, like...
Bro, I got scars to show my back.
You know, you're...
It's like...
It's fine. Don't get shot, right?
Yeah.
I'm saying it, bro. I'm just...
I might have missed it.
I actually can't do...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just hit my...
You know, hit my...
You know, hit my...
Figure out a way to...
I'll hit you in the right ear there, okay?
I got shit.
I got shit.
You got me?
I got shit.
You're not getting it right, though.
I got shit.
You're not?
Yeah.
How does that?
Yeah.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Should I go to the pharmacy?
No, you can't go here.
All right.
So Chad, today we are going to order every single item from McDonald's, every singular
item.
And we're gonna
We're gonna figure this out every singular item now. There's a lot of items here
What do you start why there's so many big Mac quarter-padded double-core better baby quick
I have to get all these you just get like the base. You don't need like the double or triple variation. He's right
I guess we get
Crazy
You try these it yeah, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
Yeah, I don't think you put it on
I didn't put it on
Oh, no, okay, we're going for you
We're going for you for you for you for you for you catch a package
What's your name?
You know the whole menu right?
Oh, hi.
Hey man, you're so hot out here.
Actually, not a menu.
You can do what's not well.
100?
Oh, you got 100?
45?
Say goodbye to that ring.
Good job, good job.
What the fuck is going on here?
Alright, add to cart 40 nuggets.
Fuck it. I mean, we'll do it.
So we got this most of nights. Okay, I need a burger. Big Mac? Big Mac? Big Mac.
It's item only. Item only. And order. That's order. Okay, that's one. You have to get a quarter
pounder. Okay, what's important? This one? Okay, I'll give you like the best thing here. Okay,
quarter pounder. Okay. And then, and then hello, sir. And then what? Okay, you ready? Those are all
quarter pounder. Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger, classic. Cheeseburger? Regular. Yeah, cheeseburger.
Okay, cheeseburgers. Okay. Okay, so that's all the burgers. Okay. Big Mac, quarter pounder,
Regular okay back so then chicken chicken. We already have the nuggets
Gotta come spicy spicy you gotta go spicy. That's right. Got it. Okay, that's a spicy
Just takes all their frames. I'll cost up. So you got that crispy. Yep chicken chips got you. I got you. Yep
No sauce. We have some sauce here
I got you
That's a car. Well, you try every sauce though. We're gonna add it up
Um, McCrispy?
Yep.
Oh, no, spicy, spicy, spicy, spicy.
You don't really do spicy facts.
Gotta get a fax, fax, fax.
Got it.
Yep.
You already got the spicy nuggets, so you can just get what, the regular nuggets?
You want the regular nuggets?
Yeah, you have.
Okay.
That's only another $40.
All right.
Let's just do regular.
I'll do four, because we're not eating this.
Okay.
Um, okay.
The McChicken.
We did a McChicken.
No, you did the McCrispy.
It's different from the McChicken.
Okay, the hot and spicy McChicken.
chicken I used to order these all the time okay and then fish you know you
could eat fish at McDonald's I come to lay off fish bro I lay off fish okay
that's disgusting I know bro it's actually okay protein picks protein this
to be our menu bruhs of course you got to do the normal french fries
Happy meals you gotta get both of them.
You gotta get that.
Oh yeah, yeah.
It's one piece.
I gotta deal with one big dollar sign.
You want it?
64 dollars?
Or maybe you got it.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll get you back.
I'll get you back.
You're calling them boys.
You're calling them boys?
I'm gonna get a boy got a boy got a boy.
So get out.
How you doing bro?
What's up bro?
How you doing bro?
How you doing bro?
How you doing bro?
How you doing bro?
You're a king.
Oh no, no, I...
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
Crazy.
I'm gonna work on this.
Wait, so what do I get? Do I get any of these?
This is another dessert.
No, that's not really menu.
Get the apple pie.
Apple pie?
Oh, that's a classic.
No, I'm not ready.
No, no, no, no, I'm saying this is...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I know what you're saying.
I got you
Sides I got to get a drink
Is the high seat this this one
And then and then is that everything
I can eat this shit quicker than that.
What sauce?
One of each, bro.
OK, so he's going to take fucking all of it.
I'll make a perk.
I'll make a perk?
Did you see that?
He's going to make a perk?
You can scan it.
You want some?
That is.
I'm not going to eat it.
Open another one, bro.
They don't take advantage of you.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, I knew that.
Let me get extra patties and all that shit in the food.
Oh bro, get a little bit.
Wait, wait, wait, you payin' it, right?
You pay?
Yeah, so you pay what?
You pay?
Yeah, so you pay.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh, you got it?
Oh, you got it?
Yo.
Yo, get up and get everything.
How much?
How much does it take to eat it?
It's like two or...
But the thing is, y'all have 30 seconds.
Oh, sorry, no.
30 seconds.
What?
Yo, you're fucked.
I'm not gonna...
Yo, let's go eat.
God, let's go eat.
Give us a way to the homeless
We gotta get YouTube video out of this
Oh, she should have more.
Not too late, though.
Next time though, next time though.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no, no.
The 40 nuggets, Big Mac, quarter pound of cheeseburger,
spicy snack, got four-piece crispy spicy McNuggets,
some hot and spicy fish fillet,
medium fries, a couple happy noodles,
and a couple hot and spicy burgers,
and a couple hot and spicy burgers,
and a couple hot and spicy burgers,
and a couple hot and spicy burgers,
for like medium fries couple happy meals apple pie honey mustard all type of
honey mustard yeah go ahead very you got your skin thing
I
Know I got you I'm gonna need it back in blood though like what
So that was how much
You're not gonna wait that might be
I'm a rock
No, that is mine. That is mine. I just got to do it so many times a hundred I do like a
Since you should you did often pay
I'll probably do like two business days. Yeah, y'all
Yeah, y'all have the extra. Whatever you know, I'll be like what's on the times on it
We can do I'll be right we do a we can do a bands we do a a bands huh
Okay, just meet back here what time is it yeah
We'll come back here at 6 o'clock.
No, we don't you got that that's what you got
I can't believe it, I'm pretty cute man.
Hey, I'm the one.
I'm the one.
What?
Sir, what was your name?
I'm literally playing, I just met that.
I'm playing, sir.
I'm playing, sir.
What are you playing?
I'm playing, sir.
What is your name?
I was a five footer half.
You said you were in the back?
No, no, I'm not.
I'm a regular now.
You said two?
No, I'm a regular now.
Oh, okay.
I'm quitting everything, nope, don't do that, I'm quitting!
Everything's on me today guys!
What's going on here?
Um, well we have a lot of stuff.
This is...
Listen, how long do you think this is gonna take?
The thing is, I know it's not gonna take long, but you put it in something.
That's like your usual order.
Now you want to know an actual hack?
Deadass serious.
So, when I used to do that on Deadass serious, the method was I would order, what is the
thing that makes crispies, but I'd only get the chicken.
And it's like 30, it's like 20, yeah it's only like 20 something grams of protein per
patty and I order four patties.
I get 100 grams of protein, I order five patties.
And then 100 calories.
They have a lot of sodium, they have a lot of bullshit in it.
I still got my you know, whatever I needed my protein. You don't talk about yeah
No, I'm dead as there's a hundred and twenty calories or something that and they're
20 grams of protein or something, but they have like 400 milligrams of sodium like
1500 milligrams of cholesterol or whatever the fuck
The strips are made bro, you don't know McDonald's
The Vintage Ed, the dead ass.
If you know McDonald's, tell me this.
20 nuggets, large fries, zesty buffalo sauce, and pit bull.
That's really good.
I usually just get not that though.
What do you get?
What's your order?
A little two burger meal.
Two burgers?
Yeah, dude, dude, you can like two bite those things.
I know.
They're good though.
I'll be honest though, the thing that we have to do, please, for this challenge, we can't eat it all.
Oh my god.
No, we have to throw it away like after we have to give it away to homeless
Well, because I don't want to be fat true
Or no, thanks that bad for you though, like is that like I don't know bro
Only leave them like
Dub method, four in the morning, I'm riding 90. Classic.
Or no one's here to eat with me besides Pepsi and Lays though.
So it's good vibes, you know?
Yeah.
I got a thing back, bro. Everyone's traveling, everyone's doing their thing.
Don't worry, bro. If you ever need to, you know, last resort, like, you know...
My last resort, my first resort.
Like, if you ever need, like, a fifth string, like, people to, you know, bring out...
Who is that?
I said eight.
Me and Pepsi always here, bro.
That's what I ate at night.
Oh, and him.
Same him.
What's up, dude?
I'm actually surprised.
I'm getting some more in here.
What's on your head?
Oh, what's up, man?
Yeah, where are you going?
What's he doing?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's up dude?
Yeah, did you get something on my phone?
What?
Nothing.
Let's do it, yeah?
Yeah.
Can you take the picture?
Yeah.
Can you take the picture?
Yeah, I can.
Good one back there.
They've pretty got it.
There you go, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm really sure you can take the mic in and let me fix this head away.
I really should have taken a look at it and went like this.
It makes his head run.
What the fuck is going on nowadays, bro?
It's a weird shit.
About a 1 hour and 15 bags, bro.
You came out of shit now.
Let's hope you're gonna be fine.
Yeah.
I want to, I want to, I want to go back home.
I would have got this phone, but that shit would have been dirty, so.
Bro.
This thing's in dirt.
Dude, so many sterilizations.
He's pretty sure he's a lesbian asking.
But we're about to reinvite the fucking wheel.
I know, I can't wait to reinvite the wheel.
Well, I didn't even give my name. What if he's fucking...
Just type what we have order number though.
What's the order number?
I don't know if he takes it.
Maybe he just takes it.
Wait, how do I not tell him I'm scared?
He's a bitch
Also, bro
Seeing kids like that. I'll see basically Clarie sometimes really it could be a lot worse
That's actually who's typing in the Twitter, bro. Like it's actually mind blowing
like that as well
he just he just he said oh don't do tonight's a bitch bro he's like 20
showers ago
and I was just going to wonder what mom's target audience is yo dumbass we're
typing
at least the breads are eating bro
Can I get a fry on?
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know what you're doing!
What are you doing?
I'm trying!
What is your name?
You know what?
Nass?
Nass, you can keep your stable?
Nass, that's fine.
How's the medical?
How are you?
That's fine, bro. This is fine.
Are you too good?
Nah, nah, nah.
You're not even all that well.
I just wish I had a fry on.
Oh, here we go.
What's all this?
Can we eat at the house?
What?
Oh my God!
Yo!
You got chomps.
You sir?
Chomps.
You got chomps.
Why did you smoke?
I just threw my chow down.
That's the only one I know.
Oh my God.
How?
Oh, shit.
I have to get out of here.
Let me talk to her.
You said we only get a thousand and twenty-three.
He's getting close.
You said we only get a thousand?
You said a thousand?
That's the five thousand.
That's the balance.
Hey, let me talk to her.
No, it's perfect.
Here, let me talk to her, Charles.
Let's see what we got.
Oh, I see no, it's crazy.
That's crazy.
We're calling the cheese crazy guy.
Oh my god.
You got a final?
Oh, that's it.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
We got a final.
We got a call with $6,000.
Hey, how do I do it?
Oh my god
All right, so I'm going to buy him a car
I feel like it's crazy.
I'm not even gonna get you to stand down.
I'm just gonna be giving back to you, right?
You're not like the only type of family advisor
that came back that way.
Let me look, let me look, let me look.
Whoa!
All right, you look like one of them.
This is...
I got my girlfriend telling me,
is your title real and my title is
Like I just feel like I have too much money and I want to give back
Like I just I don't know
No, no, no, I didn't check in with the mental hub man.
Oh, my mental hub.
Yeah, honestly, bro.
It's really good, bro.
I was just gonna give away some money, but I feel like everyone, I don't know, if you're
eating here, you guys have a meal and y'all need it, y'all are blessed to have a meal.
What's that?
Someone's phone is clearly there, so they're coming back.
I don't know what they're doing.
Oh, shit, well, wait.
If they get their phone, we can continue this here.
You so what?
You can do anything to put it in the gift box.
Yeah, for sure.
for sure
No, bro, I'm not giving away shit, bro. I'm not the fucking method. Okay. I'm done doing that shit. I'm done giving back
I'm done all that
Yeah, bro, that was a month ago
Are you set number eight
800 sir. Uh-huh. Thank you. So Charles
On the house on the house
Yo boys, um nice to see you Charles great fucking guys
DJ DJ
Was it OB OB listen boys. I'm gonna see y'all again. Yeah
I'm gonna go grab the money from the car
Get in get in get in
Door lock bro door lock bro door lock bro
Pepsi get in
Pepsi, get in!
You hold this?
Yeah, put it on the back.
Pepsi, can you put this in the back one more?
It's not much shit.
Pepsi, I don't have much time.
It smells like frosting.
Smells good as shit.
I wish I had the GTA 1 or whatever it was.
Oh, shit!
I'll get you down.
I'll get you down.
Get the door.
I'll get you down.
I'll run on off.
I'm gonna be back!
Oh, no way!
Oh, please!
Everyone's using the method.
We got to get out of here.
Peace out, sorrows!
You have to go back.
I'm not in control.
What?
No.
What do you want?
Oh, I have to?
Hey, do me a favor?
Keep him one of these, yeah?
Sure.
Oh, my shit.
Hey, fuck you!
Hey!
Fuck you, Chorros!
Is that good?
What a good time to be alive today, man
God damn God we were given the opportunity to wake up and have a blessed day, bro. Meet some new people or something same man
New core members, baby
Fuck it why not? Yes, that's that's that's that we put oh
months
Don't leave in the wheel on me. Don't leave in the wheel
People don't like like they didn't do too much. You know, it is the stream was funny
didn't fucking you know they asked for $8,000
oh but it was like it was tough enough
good side character good side character
it was on some streamside goyslaw build
it was on some like killing with the
bruzz having a little fun time
fuck man yeah oh my god oh my god
we're having meal oh my god we don't know what
toy we got also we ordered three happy
meals in the games too oh okay so I'm
I'm gonna call that McDonald's
I'm gonna call that McDonald's and get my money back
I'm not supposed to be saving it for an OT battery
OT happy?
Bro Chat, I need all fat abscess, okay?
If you're fat, or if you know anyone that's fat, tell them to tune in
We're gonna be doing a ranking, okay?
Of every single fucking item, and I need help here
I don't worry y'all, you know, I got laced, Pepsi, are you gonna eat with us?
I'll have a bite or two.
I'll have a bite or two?
You know what?
But yeah, we're gonna figure it out and we need to find out what the best item is.
I think I already know what it is though.
What do you think it's gonna be?
Bro, I don't know, honestly.
I think it's gonna be the nuggets.
Those spice, those mealings?
Sorry, you can't go wrong with spicy things.
Yeah, I'm gonna try those.
But I will be honest with you, it's gonna fuck up our stomachs.
But yeah, those will give you the ultimate shits, bro.
Why do my girlfriends say, you're fucking eating McDonald's when you are consistent in the gym?
I'm heartbroken.
I'm heartbroken?
Okay, we can show her real heartbreak.
Bro, one bite of McDonald's isn't gonna hurt.
Yeah, well, it's one bite, bro.
And it's content calories.
Wait, so, you know.
She wants the double CC.
I do too.
Content calories.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, oh, I want Chanel.
Okay, cool.
Content calories.
It was loveless to the shit.
It was loveless to the shit.
She said one bite is okay.
So what if you did ten one bites?
Like then they're all okay.
It's just one bite.
Okay, mods.
Okay, mods.
Turn my body cam back on.
Now we're actually talking, bro.
Hey, mods.
My body cam was off, but you can turn it back on now.
You know, because I'm reinventing the wheel over here.
Simple as that.
And we're streaming on Twitch right now.
We're streaming on Twitch.
Hey, mods.
Put my body cam on now.
Like, dead ass.
That Charles running behind me.
He's gonna...
Imagine he's like, the zombies who are calling it a black ops 2 transit, where they're running up to the bus.
That would actually be kind of funny.
But instead, they're not because they're humans and they're sitting in the McDonald's right now.
Probably eating a meal, watching the stream, LOLing.
Yo, we should do a stream, bro, where we get a bus.
Go to the bus stop where the kids go and we just go before them and try to reinvent the wheel.
I feel like that's kind of weird and creepy. I'm good off that.
I don't really want to record something just like up here like that.
I'm good.
What?
I'm good, though.
I was talking about this like
We talked about how we bought a fucking short bus off on this bad
Dude, it's not actually just generational side quests
But where did he get a short bus?
And how did we get it off of him bro?
No, we didn't have to buy his credit bro
Yeah, where did he go?
I'm Russell Payton, good bro
Yeah bro, I heard you on this one
We should have just kept it, no bullshit
Having it at this house would be fucking hilarious.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
We just had it short bus to go places.
We could all be renovated into a chill spot too.
And a little battle bus.
Pull out all the seats.
They put some balloons on it.
Woo hoo hoo.
How many balloons do you think would take to raise a battle bus?
I feel like it's not that hard.
I don't know though bro.
Can't believe we whistled at the same time really.
That was fucking weird.
It was weird because it was the same time, same tone.
Yeah, like so similar you didn't even notice it was me.
No bro, I told you Jinx, you owe me a jerk off session.
From behind to
That sissy shit where he's like, oh you spit on my shit and then you jerk me today
I pre-com and then you're like all right whatever I'm done, and then you kiss me on my head
Yeah, I brought I want you to cover my mouth jerk me off from behind and tell me who's a good fucking boy
Yeah, I'm bad, bro. Yeah, it's a rare jinx like give me a fucking skin. Yeah, I can do some effort for that, bro
That's honestly that's a rare jinx. What about you back there?
Letting you know right now by the way those happy mills don't have the right Bob
I'm going back and I'm gonna fucking air out the McDonald's
This guy's like smoking. Oh, he stopped. He's not smoking anymore.
Oh, look at the crane over there.
Oh, shit.
Is that something?
It's a weird-
Girl, fuck. This is bad.
Okay, so I have this weird theory. I'm not kidding. I've said this before.
I think Hot Cheetos, I think Takis, and I think McDonald's for just my point right now, right?
I think that they have nicotine in their food.
in their food but what's like the food variant of nicotine where it's like it
makes you addictive to eat it you know I'm talking about because why would I
eat two french fries I'm feeling for more french fries right now yeah but it's
like there's gotta be an addictive substance in it cuz like you ever eat
a toky and you're like oh my god that's so spicy but then you grab four to
cancel it out worse that's what I'm trying to say it's like why is that like a
universal thing like a guy knows me why is that like a universal thing
He said my name week yesterday, but thanks, you're welcome
Nah, it was a fact, fuck
He's just doing his job, right, doesn't matter
No, I'm doing my job, too
I'm not a fuck
It's stable o'clock
Night brawl, right in the heat
All right
Oh, it's the same year
Yeah, what the?
Maybe he watched the stream
No, it's his job to drop a year's, bro
Yeah, sure
Oh, there's a middle school here?
Sweet!
Traffic.
Traffic? You could off-road it.
Should I off-road this bitch?
I could off-road this bitch.
Sweet!
Traffic!
You ready to be with Jinx, Stephen Loves, for two weeks?
Yeah, should be pretty sweet.
Should be pretty sweet.
What is that?
It is October 5th.
October 5th until the end of my life pretty much. Yeah, we also have Japan that same month. That's so weird
And Marlin's gonna fucking come over
While it right now, so when we come back from Belgium we come back
Make sure you don't leave my cover all right mods must turn the body cam off
Mods.
Hashtag 9932.
Uh, do you spell that, Maj?
Uh, hashtag 9932.
We're getting followed, bro.
We're getting followed by a truck.
We're getting followed by a truck. Mods leak it?
Mods, take my body, can't put it back on, I'm scared.
Hey, how you doing back there?
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you good?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what that is?
You know what reference you have now.
For us, rock in the day.
Okay, so you know what I play?
Pokemon Go.
Every day.
That's a classic.
Okay.
All right, we're home.
Mom, let's turn the body cam back on.
Okay.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Mods, turn the body cam back on.
I can't believe my fuckers have three cars in my house, you know.
It's getting disgusting, bro.
One day we should do an updated core garage, man.
January.
What?
We're doing the updated 2027.
Why not, man?
Because this is the first one of the year.
Oh, that's true.
Because we already did the 2026 video.
Oh my god, man, he's actually right.
So as soon as we can do it, it can shoot me.
Are you so concerned about him choosing January?
I'm not concerned anymore. I was asking for it.
I also noticed you started to like smile. I don't think what he said was funny.
I got a smile on my face.
And I just like being around people.
That's very nice of you actually to know I'm smiling bro.
Yeah bro.
One of these days I'm dead out of stress. I just like jumped this.
I just thought I'd pull a turn right.
We could build like a bridge.
Oh shit, what about you?
Is it a roof?
You know my burger pat is on the roof.
Yeah, the roof.
Yeah, but then there's nails on the ground and shit. I don't want to fuck up my irs
The doors locked say oh my god, so should I drive around? Is it actually locked? Oh, yeah, probably so no one breaks in
Oh my god
Now that we're out there
Who's fucking GT3 RR is right here, bro?
Mom
Oh shit
I'm deadass gonna call someone after stream though to see if we can fix that howdy
Yeah, that's not a bad idea
It's not a bad job
Bro, one of these days should I just drive the car into the pool?
Like imagine this one with some like
Fucking bad voice shit
Oh my god that would actually be fucking peak!
Oh god.
Not about to cheat.
I bet.
Hey!
What's going on with that one?
I was just doing a curse.
Everything okay?
It's friggin' time, bro.
Look at that little soaking through the bag.
Oh my god, yeah, it even caused it to rip.
That's how much there is.
Attention, all fat asses.
It's time.
Hey!
Hey!
Out!
Yeah, we're freaky like demies on a late night, drinkin' Oreo, shake, with whipped cream.
Okay, here's the whipped cream, where should we place the kitchen?
Okay, that's better, see where we should put it here.
What was that?
That's what I'm saying.
Put it here and we're getting it out.
Bro, I'm actually fucking excited.
What about me if you're excited right now, bro?
Oh my god.
You know, we have a rule of tact.
If we're eating, y'all are eating.
So everyone order food right now.
You know what I'm saying?
You're all here
How's Charles Charles blasted
Or what the fuck is milk
Nuggets a fish
another thing
this
that
Fuckin whatever that is
whatever
This is and then we also of course have
Dude I'm not trying to cheat but just like you know, okay, I can go for a fight to the mice
Guys over back boys, who's doing like a bag Friday?
I'm not gonna lie, we might end up being fucking flat ass after this, but that's beside the
fucking point.
Why don't you crop that bad boy up, you know?
You're gonna sit with me, bro.
What the fuck is the stream?
Oh, I'm sitting with you.
Bro, you're gonna fucking do this mook band with me, you understand me?
I feel like from here it's pretty ideal.
Is it all good?
Oh wait, first you're gonna get a nice like, yeah, but make it look like it's more than
Everyone go crazy! You might make a thumbnail!
Alright, pop that down the way up here.
You might be able to get some more behind you.
Alright, I can just put on the friggin' ground.
Hey!
What's up, Bob?
Yo, what's up, guys?
How's it looking, Ray?
Holy...
I believe this is everything, unless we're missing stuff.
What do you think?
Um, after chat. Chat, does it look good?
Oh, I like how they use this.
They're saying maybe a tad...
No, that looks good.
Hey, Chad, this is what Streamer of the Year looks like. Can we get a W to Chad?
This is what fucking Streamer of the Year looks like.
All right.
So much sauce, so much... these have to be on opposite sides, you know, I don't know, like...
I'll put them here, like, stuff like...
Oh my god, Pepsi's the goat at this.
Oh, Pepsi, you look at him, bro. This is why you're here, bro.
Where would I do it out here?
Don't forget your milk, bro.
Oh, God, bro.
You know me.
Fat ass of the year award.
Hey, y'all.
This is my daily eats.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Y'all, YouTube Nation.
My name is Stable Ronaldo.
As you see, we got the McDonald's.
I don't know if that's going to be part of the video,
but if it is, it is.
And today, we're going to be trying every single McDonald's
item menu that we could get.
Now, notice how he's having meals.
We're gonna save those for last. There's toys that we can get. Outlaw, I don't know if you're there.
Maybe show the toys of what we can get, what not. We also got one drink and we chose high fucking C.
Hi C, you know what I'm saying? Listen, but I can't do this alone, so I brought in a special guest.
He's going to walk in.
Yeah, he's here.
Oh.
All right.
I brought in my friend, his name is Chops Lays, and next team will be attending for
what?
The Happy Mills, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll try a few things.
Oh, what the fuck?
Now we have to redo the whole intro.
We have to redo the whole intro.
Actually, we need to buy them first.
Now we have to wait.
I'm waiting for you to buy them first.
I'm just about to buy them.
I don't need to buy them first.
But can you tell the people in Pepsi what we got?
We're starting from over there.
We got the spicy snap wrap and regular chicken McNuggets.
We have the quarter pounder with cheese,
the hot and spicy McChicken, the spicy McKristi.
We have an apple pie.
We got the Big Mac.
We got the fishy lettuce.
I really come to this filet of fish, not the fish filet.
Oh, the filet of fish?
The filet of fish.
What's the difference?
The difference, buddy.
Okay.
Then we've got the cheeseburger, the chicken strips, french fries, spices and all that.
Two one-piece happiness meals, two milks, one percent low fat milks.
And a high C, which we'll be trying momentarily as we wait for a person, you know what I'm
saying?
You're an actual fat fuck.
Calm down, buddy.
There's a big difference, okay?
This is, so for anyone wondering, Ron, why did you do this, I basically wanted to show
you guys what my daily meal is.
So this is what I usually consume on a day-to-day basis to maintain my protein, of course.
You know, when you go to the gym, you need to make sure you get protein, and when you
get protein, you get items like meat, food, whatnot, and McDonald's is very sought-after
for their organic, brand new meat that's non-refragerated, all whole foods, basically
all whole foods, yes, correct.
artificial nothing so yes we'll be eating this today this is my day-to-day
meal um yes no Pepsi you're gonna die you're touching a receipt that is sure
proceeds to kill you hold on wait what what are you doing this is not a fucking
ad or you know I wish I got spawned hey at McDonald's I don't know if you're in
the chat right now yo can you sponsor me we have them we see if they're here let
Let me open up my chat on Frosty so I can see you guys type e-modes like check what and what not.
Yes.
Maybe they're here, maybe not.
Wait, they're in the chat?
I don't know, are they?
Wait, this actually looks great on camera.
Look how that looks.
Yeah, it's fucking fresh.
It looks fucking fresh.
Yeah.
Alright, we're just waiting, you know, for ladies.
You're welcome to join us, actually, by the way.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
I might take a bite, it's really good.
Okay, you'll take a bite.
What are your favorite items here on the team?
What are my favorite items? What are your favorite items?
And let me know in the comments what your favorite item is too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me personally bet I'm a spicy heaven guy.
Ooh, okay.
So I'm really excited to try the spicy nuggets and the spicy...
Who is that? Big Mac? Spicy chicken sandwich?
Spicy McChicken and the spicy McChristie.
So what's the difference between a McChristie and a McChicken?
So the McChristie is like the bigger, it's got a bigger piece of chicken.
It's like more or less like real chicken.
This kind of just looks like patechery, chicken...
Yeah, patechery, chicken.
Me personally, a quarter pounder with cheese is-
That's the go-to.
That is, yeah.
That's like the one thing in McDonald's
where the meat is actually good.
Like they don't freeze it,
they don't add anything,
it's just ground wheat.
Yeah, no, you cannot go wrong with fresh food.
That's something that I'll always tell everyone
is if you're in the chat,
make sure you eat fresh food like this,
you know what I'm saying?
So without further ado, shall we begin?
First things first, you know what we gotta do.
I say, Rebsi, what do you think?
We say that these relax.
Yeah, say that having meals relax.
I'd say start with the chicken, you know,
some poultry, some poultry.
Some poultry.
Poultry.
I mean, I say we start with the chicken, why not?
Or why not start even more similar?
Start with the chicken.
Okay, French fry.
Now let's talk about the French fry, yeah?
Let's talk about it for a little bit.
Yeah, just a little bit.
Everything we're gonna talk about for a little bit.
Um, what is the best french fry from everything I've seen?
I might have to go McDonald's!
I might have to give them it!
I might have to!
And I'm very like, different when it comes to my meals.
When you have Shake Shack fries, you know, you have some like, five-dice fries, peanut oil, you have Chick-fil-A waffle fries, there's all these different variants.
But Wingstop too, they've got like, the cashew corn chips.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
But these can't go wrong with it.
Arby's Curly Fries, bro.
Arby's Curly Fries, bro.
Oh my god, the Arby the Holy Grail of Curly Fries.
Arby's Curly Fries.
That is the French thought again, bro.
I'm telling you, that is delicious.
I've never really had Arby's Fries one time
at the meat mountain.
We tried it with or without sauce, though.
What do you think?
I'd say without sauce, you know, just give it a go.
Shall we?
All right.
I mean, first and foremost, the feeling of it, kind of,
You've got to give it a description.
There's a classic bite, bro.
You're going a little bit of crunch
into the 10 pounds of salt that just wants you having
another fry, bro.
There's the crunch into the salt, into the one more.
I just want one more.
But then you've got to go double.
This is true.
This is a fact.
When you eat fries, you can't just grab one.
It's got to be like a handful and you grab it's like a biscuit, it's a bit like after that first talky.
It's like a this type of look where you grab a couple and you go,
you know what I'm gonna do, I'm like,
no listen, we're not going to eat all this, remember?
Remember one bite.
Yeah, one bite, bro.
Now, I'll be honest with you, I'm gonna do a second.
What do you think?
There's no problem.
I'll just have a spoon.
No.
Oh no, dude, come on, we're eating, bro.
Now, the thing about the fries, that is, dude, it tastes kind of bland.
wish we had some sauce with this now we do have every sauce now what what is
hot mustard should we give this a try it's probably going on hot mustard
sounds pretty yummy yummy yummy support I do like mustard hey
You know
Can you open this for me?
It's like I don't want to stop eating it, but I know I should you know
Get it
All right first thing we're gonna try
First thing we're going to try is hot mustard, hot honey mustard and hot mustard.
Hot mustard.
Hot mustard.
Now are y'all a fan of mustard or ketchup in the chat?
Here.
Maybe grab one.
I'm not really a fan of mustard, is I?
See that to me is kind of nasty.
It's like...
I don't think I love it.
You like it?
I don't think I like mustard.
Should we kill everything here?
We have to save some fries.
We got to let ourselves this, y'all.
Hey, let's go run over there, I'm just ready to go run over there, look.
Now the prize, what do we think about this?
Is it like the top of the top of McDonald's or is it the middle or is it the bottom?
We don't have an official ranking because I don't really care enough, I'm just thinking
it out loud.
It's a staple, it's a staple, like is McDonald's prize like a must when you go to McDonald's?
Yeah, it's a lot of stuff.
Like is it just like one of those things that are, it's like do you really need this when
you go?
Yes, probably. McDonald's prize. Let's go.
I can't breathe in the air.
Now my mouth is kind of harsh right now.
A high C.
Classic option.
The world's going strong.
The world's going...
Now I got told that from you, the high C is the item to get.
So if you're getting a drink at McDonald's, do you get this every time?
I don't drink high C though. I've never really drank that drink.
or like a Sprite, McDonald's Sprite, we should have done it.
See, I didn't know we were only getting one bed.
I thought we were gonna get a few, which cost us a night.
McDonald's Sprite though, or McDonald's Diet Coke,
or a high C is like the Mall Rushmore.
The day of my opinion.
In my humble opinion.
Now, what are those that not, are these good?
Oh, these are, okay, so these are the fries.
And we're gonna try it again with hot honey.
We tried that already, I don't know, excuse me.
Oh, wow, is that good?
You did actually good.
I gotta try that.
Like that answer, it's like,
you think my girlfriend's gonna eat that or this shit?
I don't know.
No, it's cause it's conference, but I just see,
double C, double C.
Now, this is the drink apparently to get the high C.
I've never really drank high C,
no troll my whole life.
I was never a high C type of kid.
So, I'll give it a go.
High C orange to be specific.
Yeah, thanks.
How about you?
Do you want to try this bad boy?
No, I'll do it.
Go back to that bad boy, open.
Now, me personally, I'm more of a sprite type of guy.
What the fuck is in our fucking thing?
What is that?
The paper from the streets.
It's a paper from the streets.
It's a paper from the streets.
What is that?
It's a little bit of a laugh.
Oh.
What's wrong with it?
Eww.
Moths.
Moths.
Look at the show.
That's the first, if this was Gornas,
I would say it's straight.
We would complain and say it's free.
Hold it free.
Yeah.
What do you think of that?
I think it's really good.
Oh, I don't like it.
You know, if you can take the high C.
I'm not really a fan of high C.
Yeah, bro, I don't really know.
Simple as that.
To me, high C is not,
I'm more of like a sprite type of guy.
That's my take.
Are you a Coke or Sprite type of guy?
Let me know.
Sprite?
Yeah, I'm a Sprite type of guy.
I don't know.
Do people like Coke nowadays?
Coke kinda like, it's a Coke Zero.
It's a Coke Zero hour, you know?
We don't do sugar, or diet, diet?
That's the thing, it's like Pepsi, we're on like our health plan, and we're basically
saying no sugar, no added sugar, no calories, no nothing.
We're on our different type of grind.
So if we see like a difference in us or anything, it's probably different than us.
We can grind it.
I personally like a good store-trips from McDonald's sometimes.
I get in the summer, the beef hourade, it's just like the blue cut.
No, I actually agree with you.
This is really good.
We ate all our fries.
Finally, I hear it.
I have number two.
I have number two, Mauds.
I have number two.
That's what you think of here?
You know, we're on the farm.
We just had some potatoes.
Let's move over to maybe the chicken coop a little bit.
Okay, I'm a chicken coop.
I'm a chicken coop.
Maybe bust out the new, well, not really new, but the return of the spicy chicken.
Spicy chicken.
Oh
The spicy chicken McNuggets and they have a fire icon now I used to eat these at Wendy's
I don't know if y'all ever remember but at Wendy's I would eat these and they would fuck up your stomach
They are like a cancer to yourself. No, like they're like so delicious. Like I'm talking like this
destroys
Everything in your body and I was
Now the thing is they're orange. I don't know if that's normal. They have a little bit of
strong smell to them and they kind of burn your hands a little. They did keep the iconic
chicken nugget shape. There's a few chicken nugget shapes. You've got the gundakudai or
gundakudai. That is the gundakudai or gundakudai. And then you've got this one with the little
sticking out and then you just got done like
no I was saying just come on man
you're about to get the job done
now the thing is what sauce do you do with this
we bust out a few here first you got to do
just another just an idea hey are you
gonna one type of eat the other guy
Oh yeah.
Mmm.
Mmm.
I like really good heads up.
Now you start to feel, look at Cali's nose, you start to, what's that?
You start to feel a little bit burn in your mouth, but you don't realize it's your mouth
burning.
It's your stomach begging for help, because it's saying, why are you putting all this
fucking bullshit in my body?
How on earth does this spicy nugget give me fucking stomach problems?
Oh, because it's not real.
Like that.
This is fucked, bro.
This is like, no, this is probably cake-free, yard-free, run-around-with-back-yard chicken.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, but we gotta try a sauce bit, and I'm thinking we fussed out the fucking buffalo.
Okay, spicy-
My personal favorite, buffalo.
Now, is that crazy to say?
Buffalo is the best sauce?
It is the best sauce.
I think buffalo, you gotta go a big dip, so it's a big dip, you know what I'm saying?
Personally, I'm a honey mustard enjoyer.
Mm-hmm.
Big dip for the gada gada nugget.
Wow.
It also has the least amount of calories.
Okay, double dip.
Why not?
Wow.
Okay.
And while we're on the nuggets, let's bust out the classic just regular chicken nuggets
so we can get a good comparison.
A blast.
That's also a good shot from earlier.
We saw the director.
Thank you to the director.
Now, these are the Blastic Chicken Nuggets.
This is the first ever Chicken Nuggets.
Now, this has been a thing since what year, Matt?
You did the math. I remember you did some research on this before the show.
You're the creative director.
Since Sean McDonald back in the early 1700s.
Yeah, now we got a rare one. Double, double, double, double.
So there's two of them.
And here's yours. We'll try one without sauce, one with sauce.
Now I'm a big chicken nugget guy.
Remember they're not chicken nuggets. They're chicken McNuggets.
Oh, that's how they try to get you.
Let's give it a go, shall we?
Yeah.
Now, not nearly as much aura as this place did.
Can I talk about something?
They might get controversial.
They're so bland, so cardboard-tasting, so just not enjoyable, like yet I've identified
them.
Like, I can eat 30 of them.
Why is that?
Well, the answer is simple.
So let's try the honey mustard.
I'll get that and go bro.
No, with the chicken.
I'll have the chicken.
Gotta try the black one.
Black one.
Go ahead.
Ew.
Oh my god.
You don't like medicine?
You don't like honey mustard?
Hey, that's not the real honey mustard.
Is that not the real honey mustard?
That doesn't say anything about honey mustard.
I don't want to be like, wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
No, it kinda got caught, it got fucking like so bad.
I'm gonna be honest with you, are you master?
Fucking disgusting.
This is not it.
I'm sorry McDonalds, hate me.
I'm not feeling this one.
You're feeling this one?
I'm a couple of types of guy bro.
I'm sorry these hot ones, I'm addicted to it.
I do those at boss.
I'm not like a man.
I'm dumb.
Maybe my god, maybe not.
Maybe not probably throw up on the table. I guess you know, I'm dead. I'm serious. I think like genuinely
Let's reinvent the wheel bro before yours one already letting out like I just have seven shots of forest
I'm not like it's like the hot one thing. Okay
Might smell it ignore it. Mm-hmm. That's number one number two
When I was fat, I used to order 30 McNuggets and I'll eat all of them
I'm actually serious.
I used to eat 30 nuggets by myself.
Hello, I'm dead ass too.
Like, I would do it at night, every night.
And you know what my thing was?
I would order them at night,
stay up all night playing Valorant,
and I'd wake up at 6 a.m. for Chick-fil-A breakfast.
But for me, the Chick-fil-A breakfast was more or less,
it was like, I would get enough.
Think about this, this is hash rounds, double the one,
two hash rounds, just the number one.
Then you go pizza in the blanket
with a little zesty buffalo.
Pizza in the blanket.
Go to bed on a full stomach. It's perfect at 5 at 7 p.m.. No
Yeah, well everyone knows like I hope you that's all you have to have breakfast on a dinner where Chris no
That's not true. It's it's all pre breakfast breakfast post breakfast
pre lunch lunch post lunch
pre brunch brunch post brunch
Dinner pre dinner on top of the pre dinner and then past post dinner
dessert, dessert, and then midnight snack, glass of wine.
Oh my god.
So, I'm going to keep digging in just a little bit more.
I mean, this is just so different.
So, I could keep digging in, but I really think that it's probably better for our bodies.
Our bodies, yeah.
I mean, how does it feel?
Spicy nuggets with zesty buffalo.
Top thing you can get in the comments.
If you're going to go, buy this.
This is it.
SQ, this is the best thing you can get.
Yeah, I can understand this is up there.
The normal nuggets?
I would prefer that.
They're tasting like some bullshit.
That is like straight cardboard.
Not even a lucky batch though.
A lucky batch does the trick.
That's right.
Let's go.
All right, so after chicken nuggets,
we might as well do some more chicken.
You might remember back in the day, the chicken strips.
Oh, what?
I'm an awesome one.
Those would be hit.
Oh my god.
And then they took them away.
but now they're back with the
mick crispy
where some people like him some people hate him
what?
you suck
you're a s***
you're a s***
what the fuck is wrong with you?
what is he doing? what is this video?
he's not interested
it's not wrong
i'm doing double C
my girlfriend likes double C so i'm doing double C's
count my calories
aaawww
Yeah
Next up, DORI MEN!
Let's give it a go.
He's literally lying.
Check out this fucking flimsy little guy, huh?
This is straight like a turd for fucking burger.
Now I'll be honest with you, speaking of burger, it's yellow.
Dude, we just saw burger, bro, in a costume.
This looks pretty good.
This is like a very organic item though, shall we?
Seriously.
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
This is the one. No bullshit. This is the one.
I gotta say, the McChristmas, if it could be spicy.
Wait, where's my buffalo? Where's my buffalo?
Or I'll give a new one a go. Sweet and sour.
What sweet and sour hitman, shall we?
What? What happened? You sick of dickiness?
What?
How about one more time?
Remember, one bite.
Come on.
Actually, we can't be eating if we have Jim be bloating.
I'm going to be honest with you, scene sour is pretty noted.
This is a really good flavor.
But this chicken is really good.
It tastes real.
Wait, you also have to try the barbecue since it's the last chicken.
It's good?
Again, it all depends.
I'm not big on barbecue.
I wouldn't even try it.
Yeah.
Right.
I'm not a barbecue guy, so sorry anyone in the town like barbecue hate me whatever you want
I just saw someone say the barbecue is the best yeah barbecue the best if you're like
Oh, okay, but Donald is looking at an update home straw
What the fuck is that actual
This one might be different.
I'm gonna put this in.
Yeah, is that better?
Yeah, that was a lot better.
I don't know if the second dip tastes a little different.
It's true, so without further ado, buffalo best, without further ado.
Aw, not good.
Without further ado.
Not good?
One bite, bro.
Not good.
Without further ado.
Mugs, go ahead and kill it.
What does that even mean, without...
I don't know, that's what they're saying.
Yo, what?
What's a dude?
What are you saying?
Howdy, how's it going?
I need a drink.
I fuckin' wish I had it.
How does that taste?
Hate the ice though, right?
It's like, oh, I don't want to get the ice,
and I'm off and trying to fit the bed.
You know what the best ice is?
Ice is so hot.
Oh, you know what the best ice is?
Yeah, tell me what ice is, bro.
Yo, fuck ice, bro.
Dude, mods.
Yo, mods.
Mods, come here.
The best ice also is hot ice.
Also fucking cancer bro. Oh my god
Get some W lays in the chest. I hate cancer bro. I hate period cramps. Can we talk about that? Oh my god, bro
Shit just brought my mood down
The best ice is dead-ass popcorn ice from Chick-fil-A and Cades
Is that re-tweetable or no? The best one is dead-ass when it's like in the cup and there's thousands of them
And it's like that you just you just you just chew on them
I'm not trying to chew on this fucking, what is it, blocks fucking for blocks?
It's blocks of fucking chasing the weed, man.
He wants to go live in here, bro.
Now, can we go to the next item then?
What's the next item?
Okay, we might as well finish up the chicken, so.
Dude, we did the chicken nights.
We did the chicken strips, but we still got-
Wait, what the fuck is next?
We still got, you know, a few more chicken eggs.
We got the newly returned spicy snack front.
Now, what's up with the snack wraps?
Why is this like the most famous Iron Man-less?
Like, dead asses, like, I-
Did you used to get them in your younger years?
No.
Yeah, back when they had the chicken strips back in the day,
they also had the snack wraps, and back then, the snack wraps were hit.
Yeah, I was looking at them back in the day.
It feels nice, good texture.
You got to make sure you get a bite that has the chicken.
Okay, back.
And the sauce, yeah.
The other night, I got feeling it.
Ooh.
You do not have it in your blood.
It's okay, we'll do it when we want to, yeah?
I'll be honest with you, that's pretty good.
I'll put it back in here.
Really, you don't like it?
No, I guess, I just want to let them see me in my bite.
I should eat it, right?
I like that better, dude.
Well, not for you, it would be much better.
I'm gonna be so dead-ass.
This might be the best item I've ever had.
Yeah, it is really good.
What the fuck is this?
The snack wrap.
So there we go.
It's got lettuce, tortilla, cheese, spicy sauce, and chicken.
He's doing it for us, yeah?
I hate him all the fuck.
Wait, wait, I heard that shit makes you yell, really not, say it again.
Yeah!
This thing is good!
You might throw this at his head for me, but still, it might be underwater if I do that.
Now.
Ah!
I love you, Donald, bro!
DIE!
Why don't I eat this whole thing?
It's all for you.
It's all for you. It's all for you.
All my working hours are for going. Right or not?
Right.
Do I force myself to throw up after this video or not?
It's all dead.
Alright, next item. That would be the best item though.
Personally, I like the snack wrap.
Low key. Anyone else?
Nice. So after the snack wrap, we're going to go ahead
and go to the hot and spicy
mixture.
one this right here this is good chick a spicy hot and spicy excuse me mick chicken dude anything
that's spicy is good i'm gonna prefer the mick chicken or the mick crispy mick crispy okay is that
controversial i think people just i don't know i don't know i never actually asked someone that
because i know like a lot of people like those but also a lot of people like the mick crispy what is
on my finger charles um it seems to be that i don't want to get this um there's a lot of male
A lot of interesting shit here. We don't do bread as you know, so I'm gonna take a bite of the filet. Is that fair or is it?
That's fair. Yeah, I'm gonna take a bite of the filet or is that cheating the meal?
Yeah.
Is that cheating the meal?
I don't know. I'll do the bottom. I'll do the bottom.
Yeah, maybe just take one bite.
I'll take one bite. Alright, here we go.
One bite, everyone knows it. Everyone knows it.
Alright, give it a go.
Make that piece stick out for a reason.
Oh, they stepped it out for a reason.
Did you take you back to 2003 when you're just born and your mom's driving you around after school,
sending all those coldy McDonald's that you tell her about?
Bro, if you don't drink, my mom is drinking alcohol as long as I'm just drinking my beer.
Okay.
Bro, that is disgusting.
That doesn't hit.
That doesn't hit how you eat it.
No.
It honestly doesn't.
And it's probably because I'm not a little retarded after all that.
No, what?
Why did us as kids like this shit?
I used to do it at Kuro's.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, the meat though, they try to eat.
Let me just try just the meat.
It tastes so bland.
Dude, so they put all the juices in the crispy on top.
What are you talking about, the juice?
So this is for the kids, right? But for the adults, they got the spicy
McCrispy in the Chick-fil-A style bag. No, why is that bag so sexy?
They kind of, they keep it warm. Kind of yonked it from Chick-fil-A, but here you go.
Yeah, this is, I'm not really feeling as they jacked it.
Yeah, you did. Like who did it first? Chick-fil-A or Matthew D?
That's definitely Chick-fil-A.
Because like this packaging is like, you know, this is, it's giving Chick-fil-A what I mean,
the purple one. Wow! What sauce is this? This one has a spicy mayo instead of regular mayo.
Spicy mayo but there's like not a lot. There's some under two of them. So that is a little detail
when like McDonald's workers get paid like minimum wage, right? So they go over the thing and just
click the pump and then they just, oh yeah. So it's just like a worker gift. Okay, back, yeah.
It's like okay, back. But it's still good. I can get a go. And honestly it's like I don't blame them,
like they're probably getting paid, like you know how they want to be getting paid, so a lot of
They work even harder. Yeah, you're humble right? You know I wish we could stop on 95s and everyone could be a streamer entertainer
I know they did ask. Oh, that's what I'm saying. I'll go ahead and take a play on the first two
I'll give it a go. We'll cheer you on with a little bit of a hey keep that little guy like pickle gaming
Pickle game under the tongue. It's great. We got my pickles. Let's go
Love still can't work it
What the fuck you were working?
We're doing a video bro
Yo T-Lock, so put a pouch out your hand
Now why does everyone keep saying that bro?
Bro, I'm doing a fucking food review for my YouTube channel, dick
This is a regular apple pie.
Grandma's cheap.
Is money to use hungry?
Bro, I'm feeling a muckbang, bro.
Wait, wait.
So, did you see who was here last night?
Who?
You didn't see?
You didn't see the clips?
Who was here?
Who was there?
Oh, it's fucking, what's it say?
Scott Summers.
Scott.
Scott of.
Yes, he was here.
Scott of control.
No, you were on Jason's team.
You're controlling.
Seriously, you're out of legal.
You guys are fucking hard.
I'm serious.
A dad posted on his story.
He was here.
Yes.
Yes
Yes
You can hit it you're right
Also, we're only doing one bite. Yeah, it's a little challenge. So we're gonna we're doing like oh
Your old French flower, right? Okay, that was the only thing I mean no
You're named by one of these characters.
I would.
Named by three characters you can't.
Grimzo, um, up your...
Wait, don't open it. Why are you opening it?
No, it's fucking blinking, bro. This is trash, bro.
Dude, why are you hitting on me, bro?
I thought you were taking a thousand bites to get to the food.
Classic. Classic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bro, stop here!
Shit, you parked the lamp on the back end of the pool.
Some bricks in your...
Yo, do you want some?
Yo!
Can you sit inside your bag already?
Where's the operation for you?
I thought this was your first!
Yo!
You didn't even want to muck in with a speedrun.
Which one are you doing?
You're not doing it crazy.
I keep her down here at the face-lights.
I have to keep her in the unit, you dick.
Can you rate it?
Can you rate it?
No, I'm good.
Just one bite.
No, I'm straight.
If you have some problem with it, kill the father.
No, keep it.
No, that'll be weird.
Kill those.
Alright, back to work we go.
Alright, what do you think about the McChristie Spice?
I love that.
I like it.
I also do like pickles on my burgers and chick sandwiches, so I go pick a lot.
I'm more of a cucumber that like sits in like its own soft type of guy and like resolves over time and becomes its own bed.
I don't want that
Right, what's the next thing? What do you think in here? Let me read it back. No, I'm gonna be here. I heard all
I said I said you're fucking screw me. I said
Yeah, it was who do you say shut the fuck up you say you know I'm trying to get family friendly here your cursing my job
That wasn't cursing now with you
Hi, what I was saying though is
So it's like also your name starts with R. So that's just
All right, you know we've been in the nice not nice maybe the hot chicken coop for a while
You know the claw maybe we dive into the ocean and swim with the fishes a little
McDonald's filet oh fish right here now can this
Wow
This is so why is the fish filets that's a sore after the because everyone assumes that it's ass
But those who know know this is the first time I've ever seen a man. I will say my mom is that you get this
I don't give a fuck
Thank you. So you actually might like it
Take a bite
Honestly, it's
All right, come on here we go
I'm not feeling it.
I need a drink.
I need a drink.
Oh god, I need a drink.
I'm not feeling it.
No flow, okay?
This tastes like mine.
Maybe it tastes like yours.
You know what it tastes like?
It tastes like...
It tastes like...
It tastes like...
It tastes like...
It states like, my dad came back 13 years later because he saw I had some money and shoved his dick down my fucking throat
and nutted him my fucking throat. What the fuck is this McDonald's? Get a bite of this. Get a fucking bite of that. Get a bite of that.
I have to? Yes. A bite. Come on.
I don't know what fish is this. I don't know if they went to the backyard where the lake
is. It's like a mystery fish.
After I'm done with this, what fish is this that they put this in? It's actually disgusting.
It's genuinely disgusting.
Like, we don't even know what fish is in it.
We get it as long as this one is.
That is disgusting.
That's a weird fish.
No bad.
No bad, bro.
There's a bad one right here.
Oh, shit.
Shall we?
Those are for the happy girls.
Oh, shit.
I'm actually a model of it.
I was really the girl.
There was no way it was a fish.
Oh, my god.
I was like, where did they put that?
And the ball is for stale.
All right.
I had to get you guys to try it.
All right, here we go.
Now that we've swung around the ocean,
let's jump out and get into some beef, maybe.
Ooh.
So we're going to start with the classic just.
Help him.
Ew.
What the fuck?
Just the classic cheeseburger.
Everyone, you know, everyone had one of these as a kid.
Just give me a cheeseburger.
These are not even from one of my kids.
But then the kid, I'd always only catch up.
No fucking bullshit on it.
Well, you better catch up then.
Oh my god, you better catch up then.
Can you say catch up?
So, it has come over the years, they have made it more and more flat.
They go for a smash burger angle.
Is that, I think these are right.
This is crazy how gross it looks bro.
It's so gross.
It's more nasty, but holy shit.
Yeah, and it's like, I'm trying to slap it.
Oh my god, little heart pickle.
Oh my god, it's Easter?
I've already seen it, little heart pickle.
Maybe part of the SpongeBob collab, because I know they had that long swimber.
Let's give it a five yeah.
I mean, yeah, it's weirdly really good.
It's just really good.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, but what meat?
No, I'm okay.
Thank you.
But like, what meat is that?
Because it's jokely.
That's what I'm going to say.
It has to be jokely.
Like, that shit is great gas.
Like, yeah, it's actually really good.
So, like, how many, can you actually do jokely for me or ask AI how many hamburgers are sold
every day on McDonald's?
I'm actually curious.
Who do you think that's?
This is $10,000,000, $8,000,000 per day, per day, what's your guess, $10,000,000, it's about $6,500,000.
You're supposed to connect throughout the whole world?
Yeah.
Wait, it's not used for me, the same thing?
Now, this is where the conversation is passed.
Is there $6,500,000, or $500,000?
Is there 7 million cows that are getting eaten every day?
Where are all the cows coming from?
OK, so that's actually a good question.
Are they using real meat?
Because obviously, when you get a hamburger,
you could take parts of the cow, obviously.
One cow could maybe get about like 50 hamburgers. Let's just say let's just say
I mean, that's hypothetical. One cow, 50 hamburgers. Let's just say.
I mean, how many pounds do we need a cow with?
200? Mm-hmm.
I don't know, even more than that.
And how much does that little thing weigh?
Not even a pound?
Not even a pound.
Oh my god, that's like a quarter pound.
Oh!
Without further ado.
Without further ado, holy fucking lesson!
Yo, mom!
Order is low key one of the best items made with a hundred percent never frozen beef
cooked to order. Whenever you order this they take it they slap it on the grill
and cook it it's pure beef they don't add anything it's just it's cooked to order
the quarter pounder is like the only item that's real a hundred percent beef no
out of this, cooked to order. I mean the presentation was talking about it. That's a fun one. Yeah.
The inside, I'm saying we're questionable, but if you listen to the sound...
Sounds like John Wickullo.
He's my favorite thing I've not found in many races.
Now I'm going to give this that word, Charlie. I'm going to let you know. So, for those of you who...
Now, that is good, mmm, that's good, and I'm good.
This is really fucking good, but we're talking about meats, we're talking about burgers,
this is like what, $4?
Fucking amazing.
Now, can I be honest with you, and I'm gonna be honest with you, I got a green light to
be honest, I'll go back, now this is a hot steak, but it's kind of a cold steak, a medium
Here we go, here we go.
Room temp sake, if you will.
In-N-Out makes burgers that are fresh, way less oils,
way less added ingredients, whatever.
Is that all true?
Yep.
And you can get a burger for under $4, $5.
I'll be honest with you, In-N-Out is my go-to burger.
That is the spot you go to.
You do take a long time, but everything is way more
Healthy and it actually tastes way better than this. I'll be honest. This McDonald's burger. I'm a big shake shack guy
I would say shake shacks over this
100% and honestly dare I say it
Burger cake you need to kill yourself you are the worst company ever
Do it to Burger King, bro. They have a monster-grasp Burger, where they can change the color of the bun, bro. That's some bullshits.
I don't know if that's that bad, though. They explain it, man. I think, right? Let's see if we can...
Hey, Monday, just turn that shit yellow.
No, I don't know. Whatever.
Anyways...
Have you been to Burger King recently, though?
I've gone a lot.
I agree that Burger King, like, two years ago, was absolutely...
Dude, we had Burger King do some dumb stuff.
No, no. They got, like, a new CEO or some shit, like, a few months ago.
Burger the king of the world.
They got a new king.
It was on God, wasn't it? It was fire.
They had a new king.
Yes, the new king, the burger was good, the fries were good.
Did you get a crown?
Yeah, I was hearing a crown.
Oh, shit.
There's a word, though.
A Whopper.
Probably.
I was the one with the chicken strip type of guy.
Those are good.
Those are good, exactly.
But they actually did like update everything.
Now listen.
Now we have perhaps the most iconic fast food item.
Is there more of an iconic item than this?
There's no item like think of another item like the walkers clothes, but like the Big Mac that is they got the big Mac
Chicken Big Mac
The iconic McDonald's Big Mac burger Wow
That's where they're doing now. This is my fucking
Like getting a gold scar now fucking big mom explains them what a big Mac is
Look at that. Oh, this is a USA
McDonald's originated menu item, but it looks to be breaking my bones.
It's meant to just clog your artery, bro.
Bun, burger, bun, burger, bun.
Yes.
So three buns.
It's got three buns.
Two burger burgers, a slice of cheese, lettuce, and big mac sauce.
So you're gonna want to come see me?
Maybe.
This actually looks like a guy who had it.
Go ahead and kill that, bro.
I'm gonna give it one go.
Damn, three sauce on that?
This might be the best shit I've ever tasted.
Yeah, you might be just, are you sure you might be just saying no, no, no, no.
I could feel my artery clogging.
Oh, I'm gone.
You're gonna be moving so long, you're gonna have to rest.
That is something serious.
Can we talk about that?
What the fuck is that?
That is something fucking serious.
Yeah.
Like, dead ass serious, like, this is, this is too good.
Like, this is, this is, this is the best shit, the element you ran out.
Like, I'm so dead ass, do you have something?
Yeah, I got something on my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The joke's dead, bro.
Now, can I be honest with you? This is the best item that we've had so far besides the spicy nuggets.
Does anyone disagree? I'm going to go watch my face while you give a description.
I'm going to give a description if I'm correct.
So, yeah, the Big Mac's honestly solid, bro. I'll probably be moving slow and sluggish for the rest of the day.
I can feel my arteries slowly clogging. There's probably no amount of cardio or water I can even drink today
Reverse the damage we've done
Well, it looks like they did taste good like the spicy nuggets do taste good
We still have two fucking happy meals diving. Oh, I'm gonna have a pie
That's really good, bro. That's that's a good item. I'll be honest with that's good. Now. Can we talk about something in the middle?
I don't want a double fucking me!
I don't want to say that way.
Okay.
The baked apple pie from McDonald's.
This isn't regular.
It's thick.
Now, I'm not a dessert type of guy.
Is it one still?
What is it saying?
I'm not that type of guy who can't like desserts.
But, I would be honestly the best dessert you could buy from McDonald's.
No, this one might ruffle some feathers.
Shamrock shake.
No, that's a banger.
That is a banger.
Shamrock shakes are weak.
People are saying, oh, this is that third rock.
Shamrock gaming is insane.
It's insane, bro.
Or the world is third.
Shamrock shake is the best thing you can get from McDonald's.
I do agree.
I used to feed for that.
I used to always want that.
Ice cream machine was always broke.
You know what I'm saying?
Couldn't get ice cream machine.
I was like, fucking boneless, fucking apple pie over here, shall we?
Now, it comes straight out, just like so.
I mean delivery where they buy this from is this made from another company?
Not too many of the doubles.
I'm a cracker swan, yeah?
Seems a little bit open.
Yeah, I got an apple hang out in my room too.
Dude, don't leave me hanging.
Cheers brother!
I mean, I taste just...
I would be really like it.
I don't think it tastes like anything.
You want to try it?
I like shit like this though, it's just nasty. It's like whatever to me. Maybe because it's like
Yeah, like through the microwave play 30 seconds or drive it. It's better when it's warm
I feel like this is like a kid's item, bro. Like no grown adults. Yeah. Oh, can I get apple pie for a future?
And if you are see fucking out
It is like a problem though, bro. Like we got me what is it?
I
If you're like trying to over eat some fucking shit like this, you got to re-evaluate it.
This is literally like, hey kid, that's not yours.
He probably has to down a point of use.
Bro, fuck that kid, bro.
Tell him to go fucking south.
We're doing a review right now.
Yeah.
Let's talk about something more important than that fucking child, bro.
Listen, when you go to Paris, when you go to the UK, why the fuck does McDonald's there
have chicken wings?
But we don't have chicken wings.
Can we talk about that?
Okay.
But that makes me fucking mad.
When I went to Paris, they had chicken wings.
And it was going.
When I went to Japan, they had chicken wings.
It was going.
I think the USA wants to keep us fat.
They want to keep us fat.
No. They want to keep us fat.
I don't think so. That's what I'm getting at.
Honestly, apple pie, not worth it.
Yeah, that was the most worth it.
Whoever eats that, you're wrong.
I don't know how to work it over there, but I think mom's took it.
Is that from a new type of thing?
Is that from mom's side?
This is the item chat.
Now this is the iconic Happy Meal.
Now something about this Happy Meal is that it's McDonald's collab.
Now, I will be honest with you, what toys are we looking for here, Beth?
Do you know?
Oh yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do love the idea of you talking about it.
We'll wait for you here real quick.
Yeah, I'm sure you'll use the bathroom.
I gotta use the bathroom so that...
Oh, hey, that's you.
Yeah, he said we could go with that one quickly.
Now listen, they're saying that we're looking for a year-five bob of what it's called.
Yeah, a year-five bob.
Now, this is the iconic happy wheel.
First, let's feast our eyes on this.
Wait, I don't know if you open it, but...
No, no, I'm just gonna feast my eyes on the art, you know.
Wow, the art of my eyes.
Can we, can we feast our eyes on this tricker?
We need to buy that.
Feast your eyes on that.
You have a fucking crabby patty.
Feast your eyes on this, though.
Wow, look at the crabby patty you're talking about.
I could put it in front of your face so it looks like you're smiling.
Oh.
Wait, we're long ago.
I'm right here.
Oh.
Now.
Okay.
I can't...
Oh, the, I didn't hit it.
I didn't hit it.
Yeah.
First.
First.
Wow.
Apple slices.
The SpongeBob long-heated apple slices.
Let's figure it out, then, yeah?
Apple? Like an apple a day took it off for a way?
You always get the extra price.
He's right, he's right. Let's give him a bite, tell me.
What do you got?
Not bad.
Do I get one?
Yeah, go ahead.
Try that bad boy out.
It's alright, it's okay.
What else we got here?
Um, let's see here.
We got some fries.
Now visit some baby ass fries.
Who the- hey, hey, watch out y'all.
Who the fuck orders fries like this?
Did you think it was smaller? I said it was a different.
What the fuck is this?
That shit is tiny.
Yeah, we just grew up, bro.
And they're cold as shit.
Yeah, these are disgusting.
Wow.
I mean, that's nasty.
Cold and chewy.
Not really it for me.
And we got...
We got sandwich.
Now, what is this? It's a hamburger?
We already had a hamburger, but it's a hamburger with the same shit as you do.
And I'll give it one bite.
Now, I'll be honest with you, happy meals back in the day hit way harder, like everyone
knows what they used to get happy meals, that was what we could ask our mom for, but the
kids still do that nowadays.
Yeah.
The thing everyone's waiting for.
When you get a happy meal, Beth, what do you look for?
There's something that we always look for, the fucking toy.
Now!
I'm gonna just reveal that.
You know?
Yeah, it's the one you got.
It's the only one I got.
I don't know which one I got.
Wait, it's the only one.
Yeah.
I don't even know.
Okay, okay.
Let's just open it.
Listen!
Everyone goes to the toy!
What the fuck is this?
Oh, hell.
No.
Bro.
Who the fuck is that?
It's a barnacle, boys.
I got Patrick! Not bad, not fucking bad. I mean, this is the toy I got. He got
Barnacle the Boy. I got Patrick the Star. I mean, can we talk about this though?
I feel like they went cheaper nowadays. What was your favorite Happy Meal toy as a kid?
They didn't sell me good things. I got a good boy. Mine was the Bionicle collab.
the little mini-lickin' bionic holes that shopped a little discs, wow.
Plus my favorite toy back in the day.
Dude, I'm telling you, they really had everything.
Like, dude, I'm like looking at a toy.
So they really did have everything.
And they did have little gaming little handhelds.
You could get it too, it was fun.
Did they ever give out fuckin' bucklegum
as McDonald's happened yesterday?
Probably.
Dude, you should be able to get a fuckin' Nintendo Switch.
I
Don't think I can't remember anything
Why don't I have a Google it to me like I can't find it out?
I mean, they're cool, bro. I guess for kids like
Can it all cover this?
But yeah, bro
That is the end of the McDonald's mukbang
give it up, you know
W and I think the best item
here was easily the spicy nuggets for the the big Mac I definitely think spicy
nuggets for us spicy nuggets or big Mac let us know what y'all want us to review
next if you're on YouTube W if you're on Twitch type what you think next and we
see you in the next one.
What you get this is toys, huh?
Yeah, well, I'm probably looking at it.
I got blue box here.
Oh my god.
Yo, who are you?
Oh, you got this, Steve.
Ha ha ha!
And Doug.
Hey, don't blow this up.
All right, you ready?
Ready to drink?
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up?
Dude, god damn, you got this.
This is a grown-up, that's how old you are.
How old are you?
Yes.
Are you?
Oh my god, how old are you?
I don't even know.
Damn, Doug!
I'm not where you go, bro!
Are you 10 yet?
Yeah.
Are you 11?
10.
I'm your 10th of a dog.
Hey, when was your 10th birthday?
Oh, it's the 10th of January.
Oh, you're talking about your 10th birthday?
It's the 10th of January.
January 15th.
But what are we talking about?
I think we're going to be grown up now.
Yeah, but we're going to talk about the three-doll fathers.
Where do you think he lives or something, right?
Yeah, I saw a clip where he told his old ass
that he was a creeper or something.
Yeah, he's too old for you to come out.
That was safe.
We're going to be little bit rough.
Little bit of it.
It's size 15 man.
Is that Shihua?
Yeah, is that Valenciaga's shoes?
Still.
Yooo!
I'm like, I'm trying to get yourself in there.
You act sad.
Does he even do like Happy Meals anymore?
Or does he get like gourmet like what?
Doesn't work.
I mean, hey, I got a, I got a, you got Valenciaga.
You like Spongebob?
You don't play with toys, bro.
We don't do that.
No, I don't do toys.
No, but it's just.
That was so off.
Oh, okay.
I was just eating bruh, I was just enjoying the food with my friends, you know what I'm saying?
Yo dawg, whatcha think about the spicy nuggets bruh?
These are the new ones bruh, I really like them.
They're weird bruh, I don't know, why are you wearing this oversized shirt?
Frick, are you doing it?
Hey, you're not gonna uh, give it to the car, right?
Nah.
Bro, I've been trying to buy a car since China, I've been trying to buy cars now, I've been trying to buy cars now, bro.
He got a Turbo S, a lazy guy that looks like Tamararris, a new Lamborghini.
He's been trying to buy a new car since China.
This is just crazy.
You gotta try to drive a car real quickly.
I've been there for a long time.
No, you might get some injured, too, man.
I'm gonna get some injured.
That's what you're just saying?
Yeah.
I don't know you.
You've been on a list of...
Every time I see you, like...
Yeah
Jason's.
He walked past his 18th grade.
He was like, are you there from your dad?
Yeah, he was very disappointed.
I'm not trying to get him to cancel it.
Wait a minute.
He's standing next to the wall.
I know.
You're being strong.
You're being strong.
Frick.
You know what I mean?
Bro, like you change genetics.
Hey!
That's another talk.
Damn, bro, you're ten years old, bro.
That's gotta feel crazy.
How old are you, 60?
How old are you?
How old are you?
Why don't you change into this?
There's a lot of questions around.
Are you a cop?
What's wrong with you?
He's doing his final job.
What are you doing, nerd?
Who's manager today?
I don't know, who's manager today?
I don't know this little bum.
I don't know him, bro.
You're supposed to be bro.
I got you.
That was quick.
That was quick.
Wait, so where did all that go?
No clue, bro.
Wait, so where did all that go?
No clue, bro.
Wait.
Wait, so you don't even know what you're doing on the phone?
I told you.
Bro, oh my, I didn't even know what you were doing on the phone.
I told Wu-Wa we were going to do it.
I didn't know it was just go up or nothing else.
I'm just like, fuck it, alright.
We need to know what's tricking out of this.
Tricking out?
Hey, so this is what we're going to do today.
Come on.
Alright, so Wu-Wa, this is Wu-Wa's request.
Okay, you know what he got?
He dressed up in a Minecraft outfit.
You know what's scary?
I know me and we're going to get a big T-Brex and Playbook because that's what Wu-Wa wants.
Okay, you know how you got to be dressed up in a Minecraft outfit?
You know how scared I am of me and we're gonna get big tea breaks and clay bowls?
Because that's what Wu-Wu wants.
Now I feel like, you know, Wu-Wu first time to Corehouse.
We got to treat Wu-Wu like, you know, the way we do that.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
You know, YouTube is like a thing for my store.
So why do you have a TV?
I just walk around for the thing.
I just don't use the camera all the time because it's too much.
You know, I was almost like, welcome to Samsung, because like, when you got the Samsung, you could do like, like cool stuff like this where it's like, you're just super close.
Yeah, bro, and then you see the jeans working overtime over there.
What's wrong with you?
You see, sometimes I don't like the big guy in gold.
What?
Haha, I knew it.
We got it.
Yeah, never gets old.
All right, so we're gonna go slow.
Spear Halloween is never.
Yes, I'm gonna blast this.
Yes.
You got this, what?
What's wrong with you?
You got a table.
What are you doing?
You got a table.
Is that a hot dog?
No, it's not.
All right, listen, y'all have fun, spirit, Halloween.
You know, maybe if y'all want to dress up,
maybe get me something.
Thank you.
See, we've got to go to Target, too.
It's a challenge after.
Oh my god, I'm not in the mood for this right now.
10 minutes and a clock, whatever,
I grew up in areas of my drug.
You sure?
Sure.
I grew up.
I grew up.
Yo, let me tell you a trick.
You get a TV, and then you put the PS5 on top of the TV so you can hold a box like this.
And then you put your PS5 and then another PS5, and then you just restart the PS5.
And then you make the money, and then you just buy yourself a human.
But hold the flat screen TV first.
The big one.
Yeah, I'm sure.
It looks like a TV, but you got the phone right now.
I'm really curious.
I didn't have a TV.
I didn't have a TV to allergy.
13.
Because he was going to other shit.
What were you doing at 13, Doug?
Prison.
It's blood on the dough, Doug.
Well, back.
I'm killing it.
Crazy for that.
Crazy for that.
Crazy for that.
I'm scared to death.
Anyways, not a lot.
All right, well, you all have fun, bro.
All right, well, why do you dress up, bro?
What was you doing at 13?
Why are you going?
What is it?
Wire.
You want to have some wires?
that like a hundred kids and you're like oh which one is his son
like I'll be worried to see if he's like 16
you might actually have a plan
no don't think too much
I mean you don't think too much right
Let's go wrong with me, yeah bro.
You, right?
You in a room.
Bare face.
100 tinderade.
Yeah.
How many do you not know?
I can pick up a lot of the problems about it.
No it's about how many?
I pick up a lot and I just start spinning with it.
You know what I'm saying?
How many do you think you can pick?
You think you can pick up 100?
I think anyone could here.
You need a power drill.
You need a power drill.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm rendering 100 wood ops.
Right?
Let me force you.
I don't think there will be much.
Okay.
It comes like Smash Bros.
Like three of us at a time.
Right.
Every 15 seconds another one comes.
Let me tell you what's happening.
First, Taylor comes to me.
I'm kicking him in the fucking face.
I mean, terrific.
And every other Taylor was going to be scared.
Yeah, he's right.
No, I'm not trying to force you.
That's when you pick up.
That's when you pick up the body.
And then, I can't believe it.
I'm not trying to force you.
I'm not trying to force you.
I'm not trying to force you.
He said, Charlie, Charlie, he's one for two.
What?
You talk about me, you're one for two, you're losing the pirates' part.
That's not good.
So do you really hate Vady Bridge?
No.
What's going on?
You said that, I said serious.
No.
It's a lot of people that hate him, but he's not.
Y'all ever thought of having a show?
Like what?
Like just turning on a camera one day, or just recording?
No, I'm talking about a real, like a D show.
Like a D show, like.
Or just, you're not the right person to tell me what to do and then cut and move on.
Like what?
Like, just turn on a camera one day or just record it?
No, I'm talking about a real, like a D show, like.
No, I'm talking about a real condition of life.
You're not going to break me first and tell me what to do.
You're going to be a con.
I can be the first to like when I can just...
Why does that have to get so deep all of a sudden?
I'm just...
I'm younger.
No, it's already so, right?
What?
You have the delt family, isn't it?
What's up so well?
I don't know.
I'm so early in the morning.
I've been on eating.
What's the last two years?
Sixteen.
No, you mean...
Is it 36?
36 what?
Europe?
No, you think I wear baby shoes.
You're just like, you're just like, hey, no, bro, just take the shoe off here.
I'm good, bro.
Let me see you.
No, I'm good, bro.
You were a six.
I'm just expecting this.
That's not a eight.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Where the exact same time?
No!
What?
A mid-day truth.
We ain't got a six.
We got a mid-day truth.
No, we won't, bro.
And the camera's gone.
We're going to talk.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
We're going to talk, bro.
What do you mean, bro?
Yo, good luck cooking out, bro.
This is what you just said you did.
When you tell him, I tricked out a boobop.
OK, bro.
That's not bad.
I wish.
Is that a nice idea?
I'll come up for it, bro.
Yeah, Luffy, I'm coming back.
Watch out, OK?
Come on, bro.
Y'all have fun.
What part are you taking?
The turbo-X or the made-back?
I'm going, what do you mean?
Yeah, you got that boobop driving the turbo-X.
Do it around the house.
Do it around the house?
He said, bro.
That's a good thing.
Yo, next time, push the turbo-X.
Oh, my god.
What is the turbo-X?
It's a Porsche.
What is it?
It's a Porsche.
What's that?
What's that?
Nice and free?
That's a great idea.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
So my thing's got like a waning and loose mooriness to it.
I'm gonna add my shit to it.
Pretty heavy stuff.
You need some.
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go to the Prius.
Damn.
But how much is Porsche's meat?
How much is the five-star?
I don't even know.
Mine was like...
I got a piece of white.
That's it?
I'm sure.
That's it?
I'm short.
Hold on.
But she was in my Instagram comment.
Yo! You're wild.
I'm sorry.
That's his level, bro.
It's like every type of stuff.
Hearts and comments and stuff.
You know when you do that,
somebody will follow you.
They'll be like,
I need to fix that phone by using the ween and the internet side all the while, I can take a full run for the beat.
I'm just saying, somebody just regularly went out of there.
You got a Cybertruck.
Yeah.
It was a hundred.
Everyday car, though.
That's a good day of car work.
But we got a lot of cars.
Every day car is a hundred hours.
There's a lot of 40 out there.
Yeah, there's a lot of 40.
What's that about?
Hey, wait.
Right there.
Well, more than 40 is my line of Cybertruck.
Okay, listen, do you think that is bad?
I'd rather something that's one in the million than one in the 40.
What?
I'm gonna get to you while my first
three, four, eight seconds left.
They're going extinct.
When you fuck with that right there,
fuck with the bell and then it'll be extinct.
Watch your head.
Yeah, damn.
Wait, wait, wait, you gotta show the wrong
of your, you can unlock your card.
Watch this, it's gonna be a sloth.
Hey, what happened?
I don't know.
You know, rings.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, it got, like, I used to go one of them.
I like, told them more than ever to come off.
What was it?
It was a movie, by the way.
How old are you?
You can't be bothered with me.
Are you actually two ladies or what?
You could be three or five next to me.
Are you serious?
No.
You're birthday and my birthday.
What?
You're 1993.
Oh, yeah?
Seriously, how would somebody...
How would anybody even know how old you are?
Just by looking at you.
No, I'm a YouTuber.
What do you say to my name?
I'm gonna tell you exactly what it says here.
What's the word?
Don't try to seize the YouTuber streamer,
kind of my known as DDG's older brother,
and act it on platforms like Don,
celebrating turning around 33 years old
on a recent birthday.
What do you say to my name?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It just literally says Don.
All of it is actually happening.
No.
What do you want me to Google? Is that an actual name?
What's Dub's real name?
People wouldn't even know my real name if it wasn't for my fucking brother.
But he doesn't call me Dub. The real name is Dub's.
I just want to mention the name.
Dajun Breckenridge.
You don't even know me?
What?
Your name's not Dub?
I'm not Dub.
What the fuck the hell?
Vogue magazine? No fuck my name.
Your name is Deijon?
Deijon!
Dejon Breckenridge!
In the cover they are!
That's not his name, you were talking about it.
That's Doug.
Doug.
Doug.
Doug.
Doug.
Doug.
Doug.
We don't just put it right?
We don't just put it right?
We don't just put it right?
Oh, you got a dox?
Oh, dox.
Yeah, we got a dox.
We got a dox instead.
My lawyer came to speak with Scotsky.
Oh, you do?
Who gave you that?
You know, we got a big black one, because you both.
What's his name?
Joe.
Joe, Joe.
Oh, Joe.
Damn, trust me, you can't.
Let's do this over.
I'll give you a hand.
Tell me.
Tell me.
Tell me his name.
Tell me.
What's his name?
Oh, I've got a story.
I got a good Lord of Rugby leader. My Lord James Lucas Goldstein.
I got the greatest Black Lord. What do you mean by that?
I got Brian Sleith. He's not Black. He's a Black.
He only works for Black, which we tax.
He didn't help me out of something. He would have helped us if we'd known we weren't.
No.
How does it feel that your father's address has moved upstairs?
I think you just...
Pop your glasses and read more?
That's a good question.
So it makes you, it doesn't make you feel, like, what?
It can be known as my dad or who else dad.
It makes people think, oh, this is who else dad.
Imagine who else.
Oh, this is my dad.
Hey, can't you be coming up to your school?
Wait, aren't you supposed to be?
Can you just get out of there?
Wait, what grade did you drop out of?
Normal school.
Oh, uh, sir.
She's...
You're gonna be great, kid.
Wait, wait, do yo grab any of the hair in this?
Ha ha ha!
Oh, man.
Come on, bro.
Hey, off my ice.
You're hot.
Uh, whoa.
I probably moved off.
All right, all right.
Dub.
What did you just say?
Hey, Jason, make sure we have everything.
He doesn't leave with nothing that he just took, you know?
You said what you said what?
No, I don't know where you want
Pepsi
Stomach hurt no on my soul my stomach hurts. I definitely need to fucking use the bathroom eventually
I can feel it brewing
Don't do it, I'm dead serious. Like McDonald's might generally, by generally by that.
They generally, that's generally, but it might be the worst thing ever.
Reptig!
Pepsig!
Reptig!
What's going on over here?
He's damaged.
What are you doing here?
Yo, can you explain to me what you're doing with the house? What the plan is? Like for real?
So we're just gonna basically not like you want to put down more of a roof
And then you also want to put down a new door. Yeah
Josh, should we actually turn into like a stream room like what if I did a stream in there?
Like look at that. Oh, what if we paint the walls white?
Could just turn into a vod
Something where we just go fucking crazy
thoughts is it nabs let me know let me know in the comments below fucking
daijon love bro we're a great fucking guy who was actually gonna be like
identical to him yeah it's kind of funny seeing who up in person especially
ladies hotbox room this could be a sauna I mean look at it
Bro, this is a real fucking house.
So you wanna ventilate this?
And we gotta put it in a way.
Did you reinforce this?
Uh, yeah. They're all screwed in now instead of hammered in.
Bro, this is like a real house.
So, basically what we gotta do. First we gotta put it on the roof.
Okay.
And once the roof's on, then we can put a door right here.
Okay.
And then we can put the wall around the door.
Okay.
And then we have like a sealed room. Okay, then we can put drywall. Okay on the inside. Okay
Okay, once we're drywalled in we can like put some plaster on it paint it it'll look like a real wall
Okay, and then
Put some carpet down. Okay, you know make it look home. Okay
They put like the TV in here put couch right here and not the TV on the wall here
I mean bro, what if we move in like a viewer and we can move in like we can move in Charles
Like dead ass here, so we can have a movie in here. I need a movie
Would you live in here? No, why not? What if we got it right? No, okay, I know we know we know we know
But we know right here
Very nice and hot in here. No, you got ventilation. We actually would get a seat. I don't think it's that hard
You can put like a mini shelf like right here and put the AC on it and put it through the window
You heard
Corinnovation we'll be on it soon chat for the next building thing by the way we're building a walk our
Yeah, did the next thing we want to do best he wants to build a fucking car. I don't know
I say
What do we do it when, what do you think, what's the best, how to do it?
We could do it now.
Tomorrow?
We could do it tomorrow or now Chad, what do you think?
Or now?
We could do it tomorrow or now.
I mean I don't care, I got nothing to do.
You get the roof on right now.
You get the roof on?
You have the nails?
Yeah.
Fuck you, let's just put the roof on.
Why not yeah?
How do you get the roof on?
Wait where the fuck is our ladder?
Oh it's over here.
Okay, okay, yo live burger shit everywhere like who's letting out these little things
Yeah
Dubs pissing me off. I'm gonna get a size pot shoe. Hey, you know
I don't know. What do you don't know? I couldn't really tell I couldn't tell at my size. Oh
I don't know. You mean you don't know. I just couldn't tell you know
Well, you don't actually, you got a gecko?
We have geckos running.
Alright, I'll smoke you up.
Do you hear that?
I hear children screaming.
That's the most ideal way to hold a ladder like this.
Is this bad luck?
I don't know.
Isn't this bad luck?
Dude, look at all yours, bro.
That one is rough.
One of these days, you're going to mob all your Supra into a peak.
Could be a plan.
Holy fuck, it's so heavy.
I got to burn these calories, fuck it.
You're not going to do that right now?
Yeah.
What do you think?
You're not going to do that right now?
No.
I'm not going to do that right now.
I'm not going to do that right now.
Yeah, some of them are just here.
You want to, you think we're going to do that right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you want to do?
I'll just wait here.
Okay.
Maybe I'll get an under-P.L.V.?
Yeah, maybe.
Dude, I fucked up even then.
No troll? Like, do you see a difference?
I see a bloating or no?
Yeah.
It's a little slow, bro.
No, I'm not even kidding.
Okay, how much calories do you think we genuinely ate?
So I know how much to burn.
Way too many.
I'm not sure about a lot, bro.
Oh, God?
Like, how much?
2000.
Oh my god?
Yes.
But I barely ate.
How much calories was that, Dennis?
Fuck, bro, my stomach.
They're saying like 2000.
Are you serious?
So should I just not eat the rest of the day?
Why is my title just 8,000, 10,000 calories?
Are you fucking stupid?
Look at this guy, bro.
So what exactly are you doing?
Just like... securing these down a little bit, so it doesn't bounce around and stuff on the roof up here.
What does he say to the bro?
Bro.
Like, look what he just straddles with.
We're gonna have to figure out how we're gonna get this wood up here, though.
I'm gonna head it to you, you're gonna lay it.
And then I'll come up, yeah?
It's just really heavy though.
Bro, I go to the gym for a reason.
Yeah?
How many of those do you have to nail
before I hand you it?
Four.
That's one of them.
Three more.
All right, do you want me to hit here?
I'm holding it.
I got you.
Thanks for watching.
Thanks.
Nice.
Read some scan, brother.
Thank you.
Bro, cool.
Bro, that was cool 4D animation, because now the viewers
probably felt like they just gave me some knuckles.
Sorry, I've got some nerves in.
Bro, can we also do a kiss?
just for you
thank you
do you think there's many people that i would like to kiss me on the mouth?
probably me bro
do you think i would like sex appeal or no?
probably me bro
that's all that i would like to see like that
okay i'll just see that
wait what are you doing right now?
holy ass p.o. v shot
should i stick a finger in him?
stop
Let's see come on, bro. The whole chat saying ass, PLV, they're liking this.
That's just wide open.
Robby's seeing these like videos now.
Where it's like, they do like, you know the squishy toys they have on the floor?
They use like prongs to open up the toilet for the shit in them. Like, dude, man, you should put it in your ass.
I don't know, it's like this.
I should do some...
I've seen some videos of those.
I'll bring the board up.
Let's do it.
Alright, which one, Beth?
Oh, there's three.
I'll have to toss them.
I'll have to get this in.
Oh, my God, that's straight in my skin, by the way.
Holy shit.
That's straight in my skin.
Right off of it.
Oh, my God.
There's one glove.
There's a glove, there's another glove.
Oh, my God.
God, thank God it's in fucking like...
You say it a little guy?
Who's calling you a guy?
Little chap?
Who's over there, bud?
Where are gloves at, bro?
Someone over there and there's one by the...
Off the top, I hurt my hand, bro.
I'm gonna have to end stream now.
Yeah, I'm sure.
We're gonna...
We're gonna GG...
G fold in Z.
I told you the gloves don't fit, I'm feeling like OJ.
Is that bad to say?
Nah.
Where are you gonna say it, bro?
You good, Lace?
I'm chillin.
I'm stressed.
Chillin?
It's a little hot.
Ah.
It is warm, bro.
I'm chillin.
You tell what?
I'm chillin.
Never eating McDonald's again, I'll tell you that.
Fine, I'll...
Holy fuck.
Betsy, I got bad news.
The gym didn't work.
These are really heavy.
These are really heavy, I don't know if I can get them up here on this thing.
Alright, now what?
I don't know, we're going to have to lift it up like this and then push it up.
Oh, yeah, facts
Or we do math like look we push it close. Oh watch out. There's one by the wheelchair
Like there's a lot of energy on that
Yeah, I think I know how to do this
We need Marlon
I'm a launcher.
Okay.
Marlon did as good of done that himself though, yeah?
Probably.
Yeah.
Should we put the other one up first?
I'm gonna get this one up for this one.
Here, you wanna get it like POV?
Like, get that strong one.
Uh-uh.
I should have done that.
Wow this is going to be solid bro this is going to be good.
Well honestly I don't know what it is to be told to fucking move.
You would have like rode it like the Silver Surfer.
I don't know what I mean.
It's starting to get pretty nice in here.
Uh oh is it not fit?
No I just got to get up here.
Just stand on it. It shouldn't move.
Right?
Huh?
It shouldn't move.
Yeah it's, I gotta get up here to like,
Oh, it's very cold in here without the sun like for the sun we still like turn off here in there
I wish I was 20
It's okay wait you need to put in the edit
I want to edit so it's so cute
I don't care
Are you doing that way?
um
Yeah, let's see this cut her
Actually, oh, it's because it's still in me get tweezers. Yeah, yeah, two years on your own. I got three years
I try to take it out
Hey, what's the tech?
Hey, what's the tech to get a splinter out?
Do we have teasers?
Bro, ladies, it's like in my skin, you see that?
Is there teasers?
Is there anyone in the chat?
Is anyone in the chat?
Is anyone in the chat?
Is there anyone in the chat?
Bro.
Like I'm dead as I move to stream.
Yeah, that's true.
I have to, and...
Wait, I actually need tweezers going.
Can't this like poison me?
Yeah.
Ah!
Alright.
Talk to me.
Hey, that looks pretty solid.
Talk to you, baby.
Is the chat gonna burst?
Hopefully.
They're saying that'll be when I'm burst.
Do you need the other one?
Yeah, I'm gonna come down.
Dude, I need help with my spinner.
I don't wanna see like a pussy in front of him,
but like, what do I do?
Just gotta order some freezers.
You know, like, wow, wow, this is like,
or at least can you bite it out?
Hell no.
You can't use your teeth.
Like, you think if I tried pushing it out, it's a good idea?
I would believe it.
You sure?
Yeah.
It's like painful.
Yeah, I'll just leave it.
Can I disintegrate in my bloodstream, eventually?
Whoa.
Hopefully.
They hit your bloodstream, you guys.
On God?
Yeah, bro.
You're gonna turn into a plank that you would.
Ed Ed and Eddie?
Yeah.
Is that the original story of how that guy became wood?
Yeah, he got a splinter.
I've seen you in there.
He's a fucking plane.
The fuck?
Oh
Holy Moly
Are you okay?
Let's do it.
Put it on.
Put it on.
W.
You're so sexy when you work.
Okay.
Okay.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
No, it's real fun to go there.
Like, no troll, come in here.
Like, this is not lined up.
Look at this shit.
I'm going up.
Like that.
It's nice with the roof.
Yeah, I know.
It reminds me of how much I just...
You know, you need to make it.
Thank you, bro.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks.
Wait, this is like a real thing now.
Wait, there's a gap.
Elgap in the chat Elgap. Why is there a gap bro? That's not how housing works. We can't sell this to anybody
This shit guy looks like a house for a woo-wop
Yo, yo this kind of looks like a house for a woo-wop, bro
Bro, we need to have one of those right here
Right there bro
Please, I got to be up.
What's that?
It's not that low, people.
What?
Dude!
Get that out of here!
What about you?
You haven't been in the house for a long time.
My face comes through.
You're gonna fucking die.
Did you hear what I actually said?
Nah.
I don't know about that, but like, you know how easy it is to die?
Like, people don't really understand it, but they probably don't know how to die.
I don't know, I'll put that in the wood, hit my head, and then he lay it on my neck, and then I'll just like that.
I think I would have realized that if you pushed around in a wheelchair, would you still do it?
Probably.
Alright.
Come on, Morrell, step under this.
I'm gonna step around it.
It's a lot.
It's a few of these right where we're gonna have this.
There must be no more help.
What are they setting up there?
It's a nice view up here.
Yeah, it looks pretty chill.
Oh, that's okay, banger.
Oh, they sent me a voicemail.
Hey, Ron, I'm taking a piss right now, and I looked at my cock, and I just immediately
I thought, look, you're going in your mouth, and then going up the stairs, and then I just wanted to say, I can't wait till later tonight, and then I get back, and the cameras are off, and I just come in your room, and wait, and then I wake you up, and then I get ready for a loss, and then I'm second to life, and then I run back to that missionary.
He says he'll pick me up with a stick and...
Hey!
Where's Said?
Well, let's Said somehow has tweezers on.
Let's Said like picks up worms with tweezers.
What would you do for a drunken sailor? What would you do?
What would you do this?
Well, I've been stuck on that my whole fucking life trying to figure out that.
Check all his ass?
I'll see you next year.
I'll touch your balls.
My balls?
Is it good?
Yeah, you want to hit me the drill and then the little screws?
I'm going to give it a swing, yeah?
Yeah.
There's a box down there with one and a half inch screws.
What about those?
One and a half?
That's what I'm gonna say to the left of that.
I'm gonna put it on the right of the end.
Are you gonna shoot?
I just barely got it.
Ready?
What do I do for a living?
You have one minute to guess.
Go ahead.
What do you do for a living?
entertainment. Oh, okay. That's what you're doing. You're supposed to guess what I do.
I guess. Okay. My guess is that you honestly are probably working in the
entertainment business. Okay. What do you think I do though? Like directly? I feel like you do
private shows for celebrities. What do you mean by that? You want me to like a little deep dive?
So I think you like to oh that's a blue bird actually like a go-to-that-sucking bird
Is that a piece of the soul bird? It's actually that this bird
So what I think you do is I think maybe you go over to these celebrities shows like
Hi to your like super celebrities, you know, and I think you just do whatever they want
I think you just you know go over to them and promise to do whatever they want in return for
fame and in other cases your soul and I think these celebrities oh I got here
because I also did the same thing okay and a lot of people are wondering asking
me like oh you look so young how do I look so well young this and the third
now you're gonna have people think it's conspiracy theories about us there's
gonna be an article written you drink you drink the blood of children
I don't want to make a joke, I think I'd be 5'7".
Who's calling me?
Oh no, no.
Chris.
Yo.
You ran?
You ran.
Yo, you got tweezers or no?
Yeah, but they're not like the tweezers that you did at the start of the game.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Um, like they're tweezers that are not like the tweezers that you did at the start of
the game.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Um, like there are pieces that are usually like machines and stuff.
Cool.
Bro, I just need tweezers to get the splinter out of my fucking skin.
Okay, one second, I'm gonna go get it.
Alright, let me know I'm outside.
I'm working right now.
Damn, I'm doing a lot.
What's up, man?
We get a W Pepsi in the set, joke tweezers.
What's wrong?
Everything good?
If I ask you, what do I do?
I'm a supervisor.
Oh.
I supervise the company and I get paid the most.
Oh, okay.
That's honestly a pretty solid job.
I give him a pay cut and I just do the, I just like make sure I'm on your head.
Yeah.
Everything good over there?
Um, yeah boss.
All right, see?
That's perfect.
not getting a raise though he wants to say boss so he gets a raise it's not
happening. I have some W. He also wants to see his family once a year. Okay that's not very cool.
I let him go for Thanksgiving. Are you there at that dealership? What? Nevermind. No dumbing.
Okay so this is starting to hurt I think I entered my bloodstream.
He's like yeah my boss just doesn't care about money he's just like the richest
Scott, he wants all of you to stay on your feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.
I'm gonna go take under, it looks done, you know?
How many more nails?
Like five.
For this really fucking house.
Yeah, that looks like it's gonna be...
Is he gonna kill me?
Like, am I even trying to be funny?
Does it dissolve over time or do I have to get it out?
I don't even know fucking how to do it.
I have a splinter, does it dissolve over time?
Like, serious?
There's no way this is my only splurge I've ever gotten in my life.
Chad, what's the tech to get this app?
I gotta put it under hot water?
Wait, does both lean back and like, that's our weight?
Like, so like, you see how like, now we can't fall?
I'm taking this back.
How would you do that?
I'm not doing it for 300 pounds.
That's okay, I'm not 300 pounds.
Yeah, I'm not 300 pounds either.
Hey, come check this out, yeah? I think he's done.
Yeah, huh?
Bro, holy fucking house!
Can we get a fucking W house as a chat?
Just come on over there.
Dude, why does this thing look fucking great?
I mean can I use this you need something that's need a finer one yeah no I
I mean you can try
Is that bad for a metal gun? It's brand new. I mean it's not like bad or something. It'll work. I think it will
What do they say? I'd be too big
Are you fucking dumb guys? It's brand new. It's never been open. It's not gonna have tetanus in nothing. I
Could use pliers. No, isn't it the same shit?
W shirts I eat. What's your shirt?
I don't know.
This piece, this is hard to pour.
Yeah.
Alright, ready?
Piece?
Whoa.
I gotta get it open, you know what I'm talking about?
Hold on.
You know what I'm talking about, Liz?
Can't make it open.
You see the final two or three there?
Yeah.
I can't get an opening to get it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, there's the eye to do it.
I mean, there's it's deep in there.
You might just have to forget about it.
On God though.
Like, bro, this shit fucking, it hurts.
I don't know what to do.
Amputate it?
Bro.
Punch ball.
What's punch ball?
This.
What do you know about this thing?
No.
Oh my gosh.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Wait, is it the splinter episode?
That's the thing?
That's the thing?
That's the thing?
Hey!
Coming up?
I mean, fuck it! Ladies, get up!
Come on up!
I'm gonna go once you go up.
Is this the safe?
Is this the safe?
Holy light!
This is way taller than the chair.
Come up!
That shit's jelly.
Right, Chad, look at this.
What's that?
Definitely the essence, y'all.
See, old jump?
Damn.
Why is this, like, beautiful here?
You know, can we build like a tower, you think?
Like two?
Take a three by one.
You know, like two towers, and you build like a bridge?
Like a mid-tower?
Yeah, like, oh, an eye-camp in towers.
You can see through my name.
Oh, look where you can see now.
You see a golf course?
You see the golf course, you know?
Yeah.
Damn, we live in a beautiful area, man.
This is where you have to remember that if you are blessed at, because you get to watch
I remember that, Liz.
Look at this guy over here.
Crouching down.
Is this a peak?
The house looks beautiful.
This is the only thing that's throwing off our hayback garret.
Oh, this fucking grass.
Why would they ever put turf and then grass out of nowhere?
Yeah, it's pretty ugly.
I mean, if this grass looked good, it would be good.
But it's like shitty grass.
This isn't the weeds.
Hey, so next time then we go through the door and window.
door and window.
Time to plug.
The window will be lit in my car.
Well, I'm telling you, the door string is going to generate.
Probably going to have to invite rock into the...
Where's our 3712?
We should put it up.
What do we do?
We wait for the door to be done.
You should wait for the door.
We wait for the door to be done.
I'm going to wait for the door to be done.
You pushed me all the way down that side, you know that?
Yeah, but I'm not going to push you.
It wouldn't be that funny.
You know, you had four responsibility in my life right there.
There's one a few times.
Yeah, that's good.
It's just taken my life.
There's one a few times.
That's you're not supposed to go under it.
That's you're not supposed to go under it.
That's you're not supposed to go under it.
Someone said die is a strike.
You could die if you got pushed off here.
For sure.
If you land on your fucking head.
If you pushed me without me being aware, I would just land on my head.
I wouldn't have time to react.
You could definitely die if you landed on your head.
I think you could definitely die from up there too.
You think most likely not.
You have to be careful.
Have you pushed me and I had no time to brace myself?
You fucking pushed me from up here and I would like to go forward.
I would land on my neck.
I wouldn't have time to do this because it's so fucking quick.
You hear something?
We put carpet in there.
Okay.
And then door.
Oh my god.
Talk to me daddy.
What if we carpeted the entire thing?
Like you walk in?
It's a full car.
Car bitch.
Car put on the wall.
Are you serious?
I'm not gonna walk underneath the door.
It's not that big of a deal.
Go ahead.
This is beautiful here.
All we need is like four torches.
One there, one there, one there, one there.
But like you have to hit them this way and that way.
Yeah.
Not like the corporate idea that we know how to be drivable.
I don't care, sure.
And then we can put turf on the roof.
And then we have a one window here.
And then there's like one window here.
Yeah, like two windows, full carpet.
See the sunset?
We're going to be going to some like mythic shit.
We do a window like here and here.
So you can see the sun over there.
That's fun.
All right, well, W build.
I see you through the armies, my friend.
Yeah, yeah.
Are you sure you need to borrow?
Uh, I have to see because I have a meeting with two people.
What are you meeting?
Or is it Top Social or Top Secret?
Uh, the future.
The future?
OK, let's start brainstorming chat.
So we know that he has a meeting tomorrow
and he's saying it's with two people
that have to do with the future.
OK.
Now, these two people, obviously,
they have to have a job.
Where do they work?
Bro, it's not a fucking sdk, like, oh my god.
It's not Jake's future either, it's Jake's future and Los'
Someone said Jake and Jake's future
Who's playing ping pong? Is that Jason?
Yo, where do I get to get this out bro?
Do I put up a pot of water at least?
I don't know, I've never...
Okay, are you supposed to put soap?
I don't know, it looks so disgusting
That smells good, I might steal that
I always remember to wash your hands. You're never too cool to not wash your hands.
True.
It really hurts because it's hot, but I have to do it a little bit because
for everyone who knows to get shit out, you want to keep it warm.
Go to it.
It's a he's right statement.
Okay, I'm just going to do a break right now.
I'm going to do a break.
I'm going to show you the jig up.
Alright.
Yeah, why'd he react like that?
Well, why don't we go to the gym equipment?
It's kind of nice.
All you need now is a dumbbells.
Yeah?
Alright.
What are you going to do today?
I'm going to play football.
You're what?
I play football.
What's up with you?
What are you going to play today?
What's up with you?
Why do you want to play each one's even still bad?
Maybe let's get out of a bunch of people that screaming the hard R. I think probably chew it all
And then my chat's gonna be like that's your community and then they're gonna hit that email that goes like
I'm not trying to be weird, but should we go out and learn from these new colony rocks?
Are you that weird?
Uh, I didn't think these girls should...
I could be wrong, though.
Adapt! Are you home?
Adapt home?
I'm not sure.
Daddy!
I'm not even fed, Bob.
I miss adapt.
Should I call him?
Maybe he'll answer.
Call adapt.
You broke the locker board?
Ha ha ha.
Why are you off the locker?
You're calling us gonna fuck.
Like, how do you do this?
What?
I'm not even kidding though, is he the cutest dude ever?
I just want to fucking eat him.
What, Burger?
Like, what do you do?
Oh, big yawn.
You're so cute.
Oh, you're so warm.
Oh, I just want to eat you.
You don't understand that I have full responsibility of your life.
of your life like I could take advantage and eat you right now but I choose to keep you
alive you understand that? I choose to keep you alive, blablabla. How you feeling dude?
Feeling? You sure? Yeah. Are you positive? Of course, are you sure? Ooh, it's going to
happen. Hey y'all, it's me, I'm back. Dude I'm thinking I reacted to this one more video
and then I might hop on a game or two.
You wanna hop on a game?
I'll be not talking about a game.
It's more video than watch, I'll watch it right here.
It's this video, it's actually gonna be really cringe.
It's, I think it's like top cringiest moments
of this certain streamer.
Okay, okay.
I think Lacey died.
Should I call Lacey?
Is it?
Oh, Jinx, he's on four.
We can play four with him if he's down.
I am one down on three.
Here we go.
What is this?
Oh, there's a middle school here?
Sweet!
Like, why, what do you mean, what is it, hey, I got you, bro.
Here we go.
What is something else for you?
Sweet.
Like, bro, I'm literally saying there's like,
right after that I said traffic.
You got me a little bit.
I literally said fucking traffic, bro.
Because I'm like, bro, there's fucking traffic.
Stop making shit weird, bro.
Do I look like a fucking creep to you guys?
Like, do I look like a fucking creep?
Y'all treat me like I'm this fucking creep, man.
Like, dead ass.
It's getting annoying.
It's dead ass getting annoying,
because, bro, I'm not a creep,
and you know I'm not a creep.
You guys know I'm not a fucking creep, bro.
Hydration break.
Stream doesn't continue until everyone takes a sip of water.
Jason, the ween officially reveals multiple fights for NMS Boxing 5 next month, Asian
Jeff vs Nitro Camden, Nitro fucking Camden, thank you for getting the tubs, Careless
Kitty versus Sarah Sheehan? Who's that? Who is this? Versus Sarah Sheehan. Who are these
people wait is this and then morgue pie versus sava shots I don't know who
those people are jinx he's calling you I didn't get a call yet what the fuck is
this bro like sh dude this is the shit I'm talking about bro what the fuck is
Is this real real it literally says made with AI welcome to the bookmarks bro more
why is the one did that to JDab say on God oh my god bro jeez Louise um Jinx you didn't
call me wait we did call me wait Ron what's up I think my chat said Ron
calling but you didn't call and then my chat said jimsy calling but I didn't
call my chat literally just said that you were calling me no I know but wait a
minute you said I'm on Bobo that's not a little photo sorry go ahead but you
didn't call me though that is fucking weird they told me they said you called
me look they're literally typing it jing see they're typing it as we're
talking right now I think this guy's on delay jing see what's the call he's
He's literally typing in.
Hold up, hold up.
Let me fix my delay.
Bro, do you want to play a game Fortnite?
You're just playing one game, and that's it?
Well, hold up, bro.
Yeah, Rod, I only have time for one game, and then I got to go.
On God?
Voila.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Wait, why does your messy look fat as shit?
He has a hoodie.
Bro, I wanted to ask you something, but I forgot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Am I going back to East with another FNCS?
No.
No.
I was going to ask.
Oh, I don't know.
Chad, I forgot what I was going to say.
Oh my god.
I had an important question.
Oh yeah.
Bro run.
Dude, if we beat Minecraft with Lose, we should beat Terraria with Lose too.
After.
The whole chat is saying to play it next.
Terraria.
Yes.
Yeah, let me get on and play one game. They said he's down to play a game if you want.
Yes, play Trios.
Bro, you know I have a video I'm reacting to about you after a replay?
What is the name of the video?
Jinxie's most cringiest moments and it's 18 minutes long.
It's on YouTube, but let me see.
No, I haven't made for me to watch.
So, hold on, let me get this straight.
You have an editor who edited a video of my most cringiest moments.
If you're going to watch it.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Ron.
They're saying it's too short of a video that you have way more than 18 minutes.
Fall right.
Should I invite Acerical or am I only playing one?
Yes.
Invite Laze.
I can only I gotta play now though. I gotta go dude shut up. Where you gonna go bro?
Once you get a girlfriend you start acting different bro, like goddamn you have time bro. She can wait five minutes for us
Bro twin eyes. I stream six hours. Yeah, it's a part-timership, bro
six hours, right?
Yo, I got ultimate champion in class today, too. You're a fucking dork
Now do you fuck with my skin or no
Whoa, is that Marlin?
It's Kurds JD, don't ever disrespect Marlin like that ever again.
No, on my left. On my left.
Oh yeah, that's Marlin, yeah.
Sweet!
Yo, Adlaze, Adlaze.
He's in the game.
Lazy is so fine, bro.
No, Adam, you're the call.
Thank you, bro.
Cute, cute, cute, cute.
Lazy is so bad.
Alright, Chad, I got time for one game.
One game and one game only.
Yo, I'd be down to play Terraria.
The only thing is, do you do it hardcore or normal?
Bro, I don't think terraria has they do have a hard or it does I'm adding ladies to go. Oh brother
No, but it's like a really hard game. You die a lot the chat is saying normal
I think we would just we have never been in this hardcore. I'm inviting ladies join
Guys, I'm hungry still
Since I ate McDonald's today, what up, kid should I not eat yo yo yo
You know me and ladies that are McDonald's muckbang. I thought you're getting you're getting skinny Ron
You're getting skinny. I see why do you sound like you have a smile right now? Yeah, I look you hear that ear to ear in that
Actually, did smile bro because you guys had 50 things of McDonald's funny. Yes
This is this is fair's moment right this is fair's moment bro my girl. She wants double C's right Chanel
Bro, why can't I just have fucking content calories at my own double C's fucking content calories, right?
What is the content calorie though? What is that? It's not real. It's just content like just fake
It's the greatest shit that has ever been invented, bro
There's a balloon's TD5 monkey in item shop
Yes, I
I have Tum Tum Tum towards bad.
I'm just looking at the platinum mirror right now.
Bro, we're gonna get stream sniped. Oh god.
Oh my god. I told them on the show.
Yeah, they're not real. Yo, if you're a bot, let us know right now.
Yo, if you're a view bot, type one, and if you're a real person, type two.
Oh, that's the bottom of this.
Yeah, that's the bottom of this.
It's gonna take you more than two weeks to do Minecraft.
No.
wait wait I think I have an edit on still like the simple edit shit well
there's funk in this game I didn't even know they did funk what I mean you don't
know what funk is bro shut your fuck you're a burger bro number nine you know
what funk is bro where we go we got put on the funk by ninja or by chief it when
He would do speedruns all right, bro. I get it. Oh boss shut up
Fucking hot my room was wait is it for a day today?
They aren't playing that on the bus happy birthday for tonight
Wait, is that why there's the cake on it? Yeah
You're about to be a lot has chocolate
Bro, are you here or not?
Oh, what?
You're just fucking glued off me.
Bro, I watched that trailer, yeah.
They're bringing back NAE, just means I can win an FNCS again.
Did you hear him drink tea? He said to sensor bring me back to EEC, he won an FNCS again.
Guys, hold up, I'm in the middle of a level.
Wait, how do I lock chat? Where is, uh, release head up?
I mean, guys, let me hear.
like guys I need
You guys are yappers bro. Fuck. Just say that you want to go see your girlfriend, bro. Just say it heard you
Like did I say it bro?
No, no, no, this is cringe this is cringe
Runs get my thing where is my thing I don't in the tower in the tower
I hate when motherfuckers get girlfriends, bro. I got a retreat. That's the truth
Like I've already seen it that oh no
Bro, oh my god. You're like back. Yeah. Oh, thank you. We know what it is
You know what it is midway through the Minecraft marathon. She's like, bro. I gotta go y'all
I'm gonna be talking about bro and all of a sudden runs gonna have to go see his girl, bro
I got dinner with my shit tonight brawl dead ass. Oh my god. You see I saw I dare you to do that
I hold dead ass blow your head off
I'll say that's ironic bro, bro, no girls getting in between
What was gonna have to take no
I'm not gonna lie. That's it's gonna be peak bro. Won't laugh most is that they're gonna be incredible
Like, oh, he set up a League of Legends tournament ten days after this. How nice.
Yeah, bro, like I told you guys, if it takes ten days, we have to like pause for two hours.
Oh nice, we have the pause to play League of Legends.
Son, read my chat. Bro, twerk your chat. Bro, turn my body cam up. I have some words to say.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Ooh, a scar. Is this worth it?
just hit that first bathroom break since eating that McDonald's
oh my god my stomach hurts so badly but my stomach is so hurt so bad I can eat
Nicholas Douglas Stewart
oh my god what the fuck man what the fuck no one even knows that there's like
20 people who know that okay where the fuck is this chest it's an evil chest
Got a kid on me
Yo, run
Yo, Nicky Dougie stewie. Thank you so much for the five
And it's sad cuz that's actually a real kid. I know that kid. Yo run
Me you lows pushing for radiant in battle. What do you think?
If
Don't you do install an anti cheetah something?
Bro, do you understand Valorant is top radiant is top 500. Do you think Los is even top 20,000?
Imagine even top 500 in New Jersey for that
Bro run um, what's it called? We get stream sides, bro, but I got champ and siege
I could easily get radiant Valorant the buddies grind. Yes, you know I
I got a golden apple
How hard is it to get radio nowadays for now?
Yo, this guy's delinquent my teammate shot my bill what I'm fucking Sonic fuck up
I'll actually help him.
He's shocking you guys.
They're running right past you and they're just shocking on you.
Boom, right.
He's having his banable effects. They wouldn't do that.
He's hit 100 on you Jinx.
Great chat. Is this purple thing good or no?
He's no shield on you Jinx.
He's down on my screen.
And I see that the workshop's coming to work.
How many of those mats do I have?
Right here.
Hey, all of you, stay stable.
Oh yeah yeah. Wait you remember that guy? Oh yeah yeah.
Maximillian. Oh yeah yeah. Oh yeah yeah.
We're also going to watch that guy.
I play Pokemon the one who ever read it.
I play Pokemon the one who ever read it.
Does anyone know the niche one that works like
Leafy is an asshole, Leafy is a retard, Leafy is an asshole.
Oh please little kids. You never see that one?
I see over us
That's like hidden on the internet, bro kids nowadays don't even know that is I just look you hate that kid
Why does hate children?
Like do your taxes really why do I got a new shit for you?
Rice gum and Keemstar you are all yes, yes
Wait, that's Maximilian moose or I thought it was good. No, it's not not
Actually, I don't think you ever show your face.
Other kids are some like little ass white Polish kid,
called Summer Europe.
Polska.
Garum.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I think he's from Sweden, bro.
Oh, he might be known as Marlon.
No, no one knows him.
Let's get him out the house.
Marlon's a fucking hero to the world.
I'm dead ass, serious?
Marlon is like dead ass like a super human.
Like, you could put him in a room,
And you can put like the top athletes and more than would
Better bro, I'm gonna be honest
Probably true bro. How are you guys to wait up wait up? How are you guys so fast, bro?
Well, when you press in your left stick you get a little tax print
Who is cooler than more than?
Messy yeah, right
Oh you mother fucker Marlin is dead I needed that Marlin is dead after like
Fucking gay uniform from me
Prum so good bro Jason that build holy crap
Let's go Marlin heard you
me and ladies got me and ladies got them
yeah we do
are these burgers like what are the real players yeah these are very bad players
my god what the fuck do you mean bro
got them
fucking it to us
oh holy zero till the end you're smart
whoa I got a golden AR
hey bro that's cool at all but um you know your opinions about it because
Super girl
Big CG girl we don't do girl bro. Yeah, that's one of 26 well
You only have separate so when are you guys gonna break up? What the hell?
Says up a job
All right, you see no troll if you're crime said you or me. Who do you choose?
run okay yeah run I saw it yo yo bro I say run honey
all right I saw a clip of you saying that you watch you would look up like
gay porn yes but you would get hard to it if you know that everyone's been there
Back in the day. I'm not saying I do that now. I'm just saying like bro
I used to get my dick a little bit hard before the girl came out. That's just how it is, bro
And if you know you know
Okay, I heard you
Hey, it's good unstable
Yeah, thank you for the one viewer a bro, I'm gonna make sure to take that a long way. Thank you
Well, man, anybody who does is raised less than ten thousand bro. We don't
What the hell is happening bro?
Keep grinding bro, we can't even, bro you waited us like, no one from the past can even follow you bro.
Holy shit.
Montserrat, what the fuck are you camera referred to?
Get that hook and get off of your shoulder.
No I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.
Bitch, I'm dying?
Oh my god, we're both set at the same time.
Nah dude, that's crazy, that's actually-
I help, my game's over, my game's over, my game's over, my game's over, my game's over.
No we can't lose, we can't lose, he only has one, he only has one.
Bitch, I'm dying!
My game's not over, my game's not over, I'm not-
I'm gonna hit a Jinxy fight.
Come on, come on, come on, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
No!
Please don't die.
Bro!
Guys help!
I got a laser!
Hold me.
Stop the movement!
There's like four of us.
No, Gidge!
On your roof.
Gidge!
Laser dead!
You're white like a fucking Dumbstaff concert right now.
What is this?
You're like a fucking dubstep concert right now. What is it?
It's like
God damn!
We're getting you on a leave to hang out!
Son!
She another one or I'm tracking your location,
calling whenever you and your girlfriend get to tell you.
Guys, I have to go.
Okay.
Yo guys, I have to go, bro.
Hey, bro, love you all.
There is no way you're asking about me.
Speak of the devil, bro.
Now my girlfriend's calling me.
She just called me.
Yo, dead ass, if I have to hear that voice,
I'm about to just death him.
What's up, Bobo?
I was gonna ask if he actually ate McDonald's earlier.
No, I ate content calories.
You want double C's for Chanel, I want double C's for stream, content galleries.
Yo Jinx, are you a drunk, what was that?
Bro, you did toughest, bro, you did toughest.
Yo, listen bro, y'all have a good night, man.
Bro, you just tried my shit, Junk.
Now Jinx and my girlfriends leave you, bro, this is just a worst thing I've ever done.
Bro, Jinx, you did actually tried my shit.
Everybody go do bro hang out with your girlfriend and pretend like you're having more fun than you would right now
You see I hope I hope you wherever you go bro your girlfriend bro
You have the most fun fucking time
You don't eat some type of fucking fish that gives you salmonella and you get fucking sick
And you can't ever
Hold on. I'm talking any one second, baby. I love you, baby
Yo, Jeezy, fuck that cringe shit!
Fuck that cringe shit!
You voted instantly, stand on witness.
Okay, yo guys, everybody go raid stable Ronaldo.
Oh my god.
Actually, yeah, not to a real streamer who doesn't part time, bro, and doesn't go...
Chat.
Chat, go raid stable Ronaldo and tell him, or no, watch the cringiest moments.
Alright, Ron, peace out, bro.
Ladies, love you.
Ron, love you, peace.
Love you, bro.
Dude, imagine if it was that easy for me to end my stream and say,
Alright, guys, I'm gonna go hang on my girlfriend.
I would see my social security number on my fucking Twitter.
Your child Loki does own you.
No, they don't. Not anymore.
Bro, this splits our hearts really bad.
So I might hit a little react to this,
and then, like, Loki play again if you want.
I'm done, I'll be on.
I'm about to see what, I'm about to watch, probably, your reaction to.
And then, you can sit in here.
They're saying rug hit 30 mil.
Oh, geez.
That's kind of nuts, bro. How many cells are we on?
Holy 30 friggin million, bro. Rugs are actually,
Rugs are actually him.
Wait, did he already hit it or no chat?
I'm gonna give him a FaceTime. Make it about me.
I gotcha.
I'll just, I'll give him a pre-gradulations then, or I'll send him.
I don't know how many.
You know what it is? I'll send over the stable to him.
Yeah, I don't see him reaching first check we get 40,000 people to sub to him
For everyone please sub bro look subscribe if you want
He's doing the he's actually doing the house tour he's in his bathroom right now
each
Hi, bro. Yo, I will wait Nicholas Douglas Stewart. Thank you so much for the fucking raid
Can we get a thank you in the chat? Wait? Oh
Ndl WNDL in the chat bro. Was that mean Ndl?
Nicholas oh Nicholas Douglas Stewart
Yo Ndl appreciate the raid bro
bro that's splinter I told you probably check am I gonna get a disease by the way
for having a splinter in my hand I was told that I could turn to a wooden plank and eventually
reaches my bloodstream is that real yo Jincy thank you so much for the raid bro much appreciated
Shout out you oh, I'm getting a phone call by rug
Hey
Hey, bro
I know bro. I saw y'all were doing the lamb rows and you forgot to invite a dude who had a lamb for guinea
Maybe maybe next time if I ever get like a real Lamborghini, I could call
I'm gonna be honest, like, you look like a fake Lamborghini right now.
I know, I need a real one.
Yeah, I mean, if you ever end up getting a real one, you might be able to join the Lambert's group chat.
Well, I will think about it, honestly.
Wait, did you see that key?
No, this is my iriskey, this is my iriskey.
Yeah, yeah.
That's fire.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Dude.
I just wanted to say, um, congratulations on 30 mil.
I know you're gonna end up hitting it, so I just wanna, you know, congratulate me.
I don't know what he's doing if he hits it.
What's he doing?
Tell him, tell him what you've shook on, rug.
Um...
I'm gonna be opening this oh my god trading card the fucking five thousand
fifteen thousand dollar card
Holy fuck
I could possibly heal the Charizard's energy coming
I just feel it coming out of the pack
Ron dude thank you so much for coming
Wait how far away are you bro?
Let me check let me check
Oh I got it right here
Should we help him out?
That one's gonna be off I have the real one here
I'm at 29, 9, 9, 9, 6, 9, 8, 3.
Wait, so how much do you need?
Is that this month's revenue?
Yes, bro.
700,000?
OK, I have, oh my god.
You need 3,000 people?
OK, guys, everyone, everyone goes sub to rug.
Let's see if there's 3,000 people in here who aren't sub to you.
Yes.
No way!
No, Ron, do you remember what you did during my quarantine?
Yeah, I feel like everyone's already subbed to you here
Like you got to realize every one of your viewers are probably big five follow us because they're not all of them
But like
No, bro, and then I remember you wanted to get me
Remember you were talking about you wanted to maybe get me a gift that was 27,000 and I was like bro
Don't do that, bro. It's fine. Oh look, I'm looking right now. Wait, you're you're you're 1800 away
Wait everyone so bro, I want to watch this pack opening. I don't know. I'm trying to see right now unless everyone
I don't know if this is like
This can't be updated, right?
But it's it's 2,000 away now because this one says 1700. Oh
Oh just unsubs
Yeah, it's gotta be like it's going up by one every fucking like second so you're telling me now so all my viewers are you guys just fucking bots
Oh, you're gonna hit me right now. I I wasn't like prepared for it today. I told you what happened today
I was expecting it like in like two or three days, but wait, what's the best website to go for this?
Just give me your login real quick. I'll just log in. Yeah
Yo, Drew, shut up, bro
This is only this is off about a hundred thousand chat
For longer than whoops been alive you've been doing YouTube longer than whoops been alive said ladies
And then I would have daft you up right there.
And you would have dafted up right there.
Oh, gosh.
Are you?
It's OK.
You got that one.
No, no.
Now you're pretty old, bro.
You can't be 30 under 30 now.
Isn't that kind of crazy?
Wrong.
What are you at?
What are you at?
What are you at?
What are you at?
What are you at?
Well, I just have to show Ron something real quick.
I give him four because Ron's a fucking son.
He said I can't be 30 under 30.
OK, let me check.
Let me check.
Oh!
Yes!
Oh, you did it.
Oh, my god!
Oh my god
Wait, who was the 30 million sub bro, who's the 30 millionth one who was it who was it?
That is kind of nuts though that 30 million individual people click the button to sub to you on the channel
Dude wait, I want to watch you guys open the pack. Are you doing it now?
Should we do it right now?
Let me call you in two minutes.
Alright.
Alright, bye.
Damn, bro, we just hit 30 million subs, bro.
We're lucky, but...
Bro, like, what do we do?
Like, what do we do?
Should we just unstop if he doesn't open it?
Like...
Should we hit a little unstop if he doesn't open it?
Okay, let's do the phase rug mass unfollowing.
Wait, I wanna see him open it.
chat it's the uh it's the what do you call pack it's the oh he was explaining that shit to us
rug is actually so cute at the water drop
30 million bro and has his family living in the same neighborhood as him
He's been you've been doing weekly uploads for 14 years
14 fucking years of consistently uploading
Bro can you imagine being 30 years old and you have 30 million subscribers and you have more than 30 properties that are fully paid off
Should I go fuck myself or no?
I
Still you still have seven more years to catch up so you're good
Bro, Peepoppy you do not live that life you live a life where you literally just sit inside
Just fucking typing twitch emotes in a fucking chat, bro
You do absolutely nothing for the world your your usefulness is absolutely nothing you don't put up any source of
positivity to this universe, bro
I
Think obviously like a video for 30 mil but to all my supporters
Damn, bro
If you guys have watched one of my bad one of my videos rocking this subscribe to my channel
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you because without you guys I would not be here
Should I make a lot of bad routine like this supporting me and it's not just like support of like just watching the video. It's like
Like dedication. It's like like following me on all other socials
Hardcore support, you know, so you kind of look like a lot of you all the love and I see all the love on social media
So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't know what to say
You know I have the owner of YouTube's number, right? Can you ask him if I could get like a 30 million block? Okay
Oh
Open the pack can I get a retweet goddamn guys? I've been talking about hitting 30 mil before I turn 30
I got a fucking see this. So how much is that pack? It's $15,000
Hey 30s are your new 20s. That's what that's what a 30 year old says
So it's $15,000 for one singular pack. What's the best card you can get out of it?
How much dollar how much dollars are
We hit a Charizard we got it like we gotta celebrate we gotta go out wait are they are they waited though
Are they waited where it's like they know if there's a Charizard and then the person who sold it
I don't know 60 40
So that like is there a chance that he even has it or no, I'm here. We think it's quite unlikely
I need to go change real quick.
Wait, I want to see if anyone's texting me.
Imagine like just nothing.
Bruh, why this?
Cause my parents are not here.
They're on the cruise.
No.
Maybe you could call them?
Should I call them?
Call them 20 to 30 mil.
I don't know if they have...
I don't think he's opening it, is he?
He's got some strong nickels.
Obviously Chad, it's not my car back.
Wait, I did not expect to hit it. Like, bro, they're like, so I'm like not like too big of nipples is like too much
You know what I'm talking about like he's got my perfect size nipples people say that I have good-looking nipples, too
They say that I have like
What are they called nipples like chick nipples like it's like, uh, what is it called when you put on like a
Oh my god
We're almost not pepperoni. They're like they're like nipples that
Not pepper chocolate chip nipples. Yes. No, we are like 31 meal combined, but look at my nipples
It's like a chocolate chip am I gonna get banned for this
How is that ill bro, yeah, you guys act like seeing nipples is like
Like bad, bro, like you're gonna get banned cuz they're boobs
Guys this day is never gonna happen
I don't think they'll ever be a time where I'm in a room with clicks and unknown let alone unknown ever again. I'll be honest with you
I want to though
4 night only responded to me. Are they gonna give me an icon skin sus
Yo, come on, I want to see it pause
Guys I want to react to this video, but I kind of want to see the thing first
I don't want to watch for this are they even doing it or no, so I just watch the video that I want to watch
You're not supposed to open those limited edition water dude
I don't want to watch this. I'm just waiting. I'm not waiting. All right, let's begin shall we
All right y'all this is about to be 18 minutes of my brain
I already know I'm about a cringe bro. I already know Jin see I already know everything about him
I already know he's a cringe motherfucker. Can I get a retweet or not? He's a fucking donkey
He's a turn TS off type of dude. Like I already know it's about to be really bad
I don't really know what I'm about to watch
But nonetheless, I will be watching this
So this might go on YouTube so if you want to say how do you tube say hello YouTube?
I don't want to see turn TS off after every single clip. I'm gonna try my best not to cringe
I don't really know if Siggi knows Jinxie like this where he could find cringy clips or not
Um, so we're gonna see, but um, let's begin so let's go
Give me back shots. I want back shots. I want them now daddy. Vamo
Okay, so we're already starting off strong
I'm gonna be honest with you like is there gonna be a lot of gay equals funny like Dennis like I'm really thinking about this like
JC has so many gay moments like Vamo
I
Oh
What's this shit on a jelly yo, what what did this happen?
This is what I mean when I say you guys can't sing I have bad clips like
Every time he gets physical, just get horny, bro.
Alright.
Go right past him.
Fuck it.
Grab his ass if you have to.
Let him know you like that shit.
You're gonna need a frisbee to cover those pepperoni apples.
Yo, look at you, scared of it?
Don't fuck with my watching.
Wait.
You actually look like a decent player.
Champion Char?
You actually might not be terrible.
Why's my puffy wet?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
I might have to click off because of how cringe this actually is this might be two friends like that. I don't know if I could watch this
Like city like you might have done your job a little too well. I don't know if I could watch this like I'm dead serious
No kicking there will be no desk kicking right job. Don't be cringe chatter. I'm one for why is my light glaring? Why is my light?
All right, I think it's done glaring. Nice. Oh my god
Stop glaring
Listen, I think about it through this door on the zixie of autism
Do you wanna know how I know this?
I spent the last 15 years of my life playing video games
Seven of which on Tom Clancy's Rainbow Sixies
No girlfriend, no friend, no social life
All to understand sound
This is a little bit prime things here I got
This is when Jinxie and I argued having to combat in behind this door
behind that but it comes with a price i'll never get laid i'll never find love i'll never get
married i'll never have a family but i don't understand every sound cue and rainbow succeed
you see god damn it's gonna have so much recoil better recoil though
i got recoil wait i'm sorry what'd you say what i didn't hear what you said what you said
I said I got recoil
Okay, cool, dude. No, I have a rack. Why don't I have a rack chat? How do I not have um if I like this or no like
This life is this is crazy
I'm better than and I think she's better than me
My
Yo, does he have gyno god damn
Oil me up oil me up oil me up oil me up oil me up oil me up
Never back down never what? Never back down never what?
Never back down never what?
Never back down never what?
Yo, I'm actually glad that he became a millionaire. I actually think he would have been like a sex offender
Could you imagine like Richie's voice on the TV?
Richie thought I would probably have a big ass nose
Dude, if Richie was a girl, she'd be like, come on, bro, give me that, bro
That shit was not funny, that shit was not funny
What's up, buddy?
I am danger, Skyler
I am the danger
A man opens his door and gets shot
What do you think about it?
It's a lot of funny
I am the one who knocks
Now for one gifted sub I'll literally me out for one because if I did this shit I would never how does he get away with this
I would never see the end of this oh my god
I would never see the end of this if I me out like a fucking yo aura points with this yo
Oh!
Chad, did I lose or are the honest?
This is kind of slang.
So, Charlie, I never took education seriously.
I had a 2.6 GPA, okay?
I didn't take any honors, AP classes, nothing.
Maybe I took honors English, maybe.
I don't even remember.
Is this a classic thing?
The guidance counselor said I'd be a failure.
The teacher said I'd be a failure.
One of my teachers, my business teacher said,
When are you gonna start taking life seriously?
Back then I was already streaming, I was already putting in hours, Charlie.
But I never let anyone know that, Chesterfield.
Because it's not about the hours that they know about.
It's about what you do in the dark room when it's you and your thoughts.
And you gotta control your destiny!
At the end of the day...
They didn't believe in you!
You ruined the...
You ruined the...
You ruined the lamp!
What happened, idiot? I hear everything.
I'm gonna give that a little ass.
Watch the cocaine! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Watch the cocaine! This is why you're not gonna blame me for 7 months, cause you need to improve.
I heard that.
I'm gonna hear that, I'm gonna take my peek as advantage.
Lucky shot.
Siege Loki used to look better.
No, no, no, stop living in delusion. I'm tired of it.
I'll take a potato chip...
and eat!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
You just watch me, hell.
What?
I'll solve equations with my left...
Wait, hands in the middle of the road.
Same energy as can I get a hug?
Layla, do I give up that energy?
No, no.
Hey, don't worry about it. I'm okay.
I have it, dude. I can't. I have it. Realistic, dude.
I mean...
Hey, we're my own.
Wait, he's actually like a demon.
Guys, if there is one person in God's Green Earth,
if there is one person on planet Earth
that thinks that this is a real image,
It kind of doesn't you need help. This is not a real image. I have never evade by day in my life
This started a week ago. I don't know why
No, they didn't oh they did do a stream together that's so it's kind of rare to see queso
Yeah, I've never seen this really. Yeah, there's a five gifted man much appreciated. That is very much appreciated. Thank you
We gotta thank you the child
Damn when did he didn't to isn't case. I'm scared of flying though. Did he fly to see him?
That's why they did my content in McDonald's he drove on God he drove
Wait, so he doesn't fly at all like he's never flown at all
like he's never flown not once that's kind of insane I'm look he's scared to
fly to I'll be honest with you but I still do it
yeah yeah I'll go first I'll watch rugs thing chat what it's happening I'm
having open don't worry
job better came on this walk beautiful wait you throw yo Yogi bro get your
chopped ass out bro what what do you want bro go to your get to your content get to
your fucking content bro
Oh
Yo, now type in the search for a Yugi none. I'll actually do it for you guys. I'll see what comes up
Yugi makes val'kyri cry you he makes sin a cry Yugi makes women cry
Yugi makes Joe cry Yugi makes cry compilation Yugi makes Jixi cry Yugi makes everyone cry
My new key makes you be caught.
It's too early.
Get ready to engage.
It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.
It's uh, it's destroyed now because you threw it while I was reinforcing.
So why do you don't have a girlfriend yet?
You're gonna just jigsay this is supposed to go on like E-dates back in the day like a shit fun?
I don't know man. I don't.
Wait what did you say?
Uh, I said I don't know.
Yeah I don't know because I feel like, you know, you know, like jigsay right, right, right one has to be right.
Right one has come along you know, so yeah, he's gotta be a dog
I'm not trying to dick watch but this dude JC Loki's probably dog bro
Like I feel like I feel like he likes some freaky shit like covering his mouth will get jerked off from behind type of shit
Now shoot
I have wings in front of me with 10,000 scoville units you idiot
What the fuck?
I actually think GC is not cringe.
I just think he's really heavily autistic.
Is it pink?
Alright, I'm leaving, I'm sorry.
So let me explain. I'm the greatest ever do this.
And you're gonna laugh and smile.
This game? These are my stomping bags.
This is shut the fuck up when I'm talking.
I could know. I could know. I'm marvelous.
I put this game on the fucking map.
When I'm dreaming in the middle of the night,
and I hear a fucking footstep on BlueTarp,
I'm in my sleep. Construction site.
My mom's gonna be worried about it this morning.
Like, is this genuinely regarded?
Don't you scream in your sleep.
It's called outs, mom.
I just want a $10,000 tournament on Saturday, mom.
I'm gonna be back next Saturday, mom.
That's the type of passion I bring into this game.
He looks like you play this game.
You just fall on drugs, bud.
Ah!
You have fun on this game?
I play this game because it needs me.
Motherfucker.
There's a fucking difference.
What's your, um, your coaching position?
Like, I'm old so much.
Oh, okay.
We're going to the last get out of here.
We're going to the bike.
We're scared.
Okay, I got it.
We're going right there.
I'm a big doggy style kind of guy.
Ew, bro.
Ew.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ew.
I mess with that.
Okay, okay.
That's a fucking girl.
That's not a little kid.
That's a fucking girl.
I contact that position.
That sounds like that one Charlie kid.
Nice shenanigans.
Yeah, yeah.
That one's crazy.
That one goes crazy.
That's my favorite.
I also like the back shots.
I don't think you're talking.
How old is he in these flips?
Like a nine and getting.
I like Fortnite!
Oh my god, we got dinner.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we got 20.
Oh my god, we got dinner.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we got 20.
Oh my god, we got dinner.
He was 20!
Ew, ew!
What is his problem?
Ew! What the fuck?!
Feet, feet, give me those toes, give me those-
Wait, why did he throw up?
OZ.
Stop.
Have you ever picked up a controller?
You do worse daily.
Yo, you guys compare me to like a monster.
Like Jinxie.
When all I do is just like I randomly I'll pick my nose.
Randomly I'll scratch my eardrum.
Etc.
I don't do any nasty shit.
Bro, at first and foremost the shit that I do,
everyone does.
Everyone at their own home.
Everyone scratches their eardrums.
That's normal
Everyone picks their nose here and there bro. I'll be honest with you scratching your ass and sniffing is not a rare thing
It's a normal shit. It's normal man because if so, let's not pursue gaming
Let's find another hobby like fishing or something 23 at this point. Holy
Do it clap
Did you just ask me to do a clap?
Er, no my bad.
Do you?
Do you?
Did you just ask me to do a clap?
Do I be farting?
Oh god.
Jinxie, do you steal the goon?
Yeah, of course.
No, what?
The only way.
No, no, no, no, no.
All right, but that's the thing.
Why do you think I'm so good?
Just because I practice?
Nah, it's because I goon every night.
I remember this spot.
No, no!
Pressure makes diamonds, Charty.
Plain and simple.
Now, it either makes diamonds or it fucking explodes.
I'm a motherfucking diamond, baby!
Pressure doesn't affect me!
Wait, the clips today are actually pretty good.
You are cavera and you're not utilizing your silent step.
I too will be a splendid ninja!
Even if-
Yo, you don't realize this new Jigsie Dettas
has like no real t-shirts, it's all just PO merch.
Like, look at his shirt, bro.
It literally just says spank me.
I do not have a pen to do to or name Jutsu.
Like, way to go, Rock.
Thank you, guys, Sensei.
Boy, right?
You're a good friend.
Yes.
Hey, man.
Yes, we've been very...
Good boy.
Like, I'm not even kidding, like I did it.
I felt like I could ever do this.
Like, bro, Muda's on his fucking knees,
He's barking for a VR girl who very well could be like 900 pounds. We never know
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Anyone who goes on VR who does this,
like I'm sorry, but like,
there's gotta be something wrong with you mentally.
Like, Jinxie and Mota, I get their dream content,
but like these people, like,
there has to be something up with your brain, bro.
Like, talking good boy to people, like, virtually, like.
So, like.
My thingy went up.
Yo, keep it to yourself, bro.
Your name is, I licked your toe.
I know you're under the age of like 15, for sure.
Like, I don't wanna know about your thingy going up.
Do you want to like kiss or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Want me to go first?
I'll eat it.
I'll go, I'll go.
Okay, okay.
Yo, it's more sad because I know there's people dead us who have VR sex.
It's like a real thing.
There's no way.
Like someone definitely beats their shit like...
He's so cute.
You're a good kisser.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh my god. Why are you embarrassed? Oh my god.
Oh, you're just so cute. I've been having so much fun.
I didn't think I'd enjoy this much. I've been like...
How long is this?
I'm nervous.
How long? How many times did they do this?
I'm glad we got... I'm glad we kissed. That was great.
Oh, this is actually cringe.
Oh, I know this clip.
They mute his audio from the stream, but you can hear it.
Oh, I couldn't do this.
I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is, but Christmas time is just such a good vibe.
Like even if the weather is cold, even if there's nothing to do, like I don't know, just knowing that this is Christmas with the lights,
like it just kind of gives me some like, it gives me some type of happiness. Does that make sense to you?
Like I think the summer is really cool for like actually enjoying the weather, but like something about wintertime is just cozy.
Like I kind of just want to enjoy myself like watching you know what I'm saying? Oh first time chatter Ron. Fuck you mods
Why is it still the word Ron turns into an emote of a piggy with a plate?
Like I'm deadass like confused on like what we're doing like productive wise like I still I'm trying to understand like what the point is
Sussy bakas in the chat any sassy bakas in the chat
It will like that's top five worst shit you could ever do I'm not a fart I'm not a fart chat listen chat listen
Dude I just triple farted. Please tell me you guys heard that ass cheeks
I won't budge like show me one clip where like I show my ass like this
Like this is what I'm talking about like you guys can't compare me like dead ass ears
Like there's not a clip where I show my butt like brothers like in my tight little ass cheeks
It's like every day on time I start to make a little bit of progress
I just get bent over a table and railed in the ass
Yo, yo, yo, okay. I'm not getting this has to be bad. Oh, like dead ass
Serious like this has to be bad. Oh, yo, your whole fucking boob is out, bro
What the fuck am I looking at like yo, what the fuck?
like what the fuck is this how the fuck did you get away with this what are y'all
doing no no no what are y'all doing a grow who sent this who sent this give
me the name like I don't get it so I won't start gooning right now you won't
I'm holding this come. Wait. I'm holding this come back. That little soft ass. No, it's...
Look at the footwork.
P.O. just wear everything that gets sent. Oh wait so basically next P.O. ruined my career
is that what you want me to do? Do you see the shirts that I get sent on my P.O. box?
I'm not wearing this bullshit bro no no no I'm not I'm not wearing this bullshit bro like I'm
not doing it that is a terrible shout and then what people told me I sold my fucking soul l
ungrateful. Oh, wear everything that's set. So you want me to wear the five
different fucking Tyrone fucking James fucking Dodo's that they said? Are you
fucking crazy? They said Dodo's under the size of my fucking head! My whole fucking head!
Beat the footwork. Speaking of PO buffs, Exhibition Mark PO. We are opening at the
end of the month. So if you want to be there, send something to the PO blocks.
Especially mark PO now's the time. I'll have it in time if you send it right now. I'll have it in time
I love you on a you know, show the address
Watch the clip wait, I didn't even see it
Look at the footwork beat the footwork
Wait, what, Claude, what do you all say about me?
I look like you got something to do with this, damn my shit, yeah!
Like this has 107,000 views, I should ban whoever got this, who the fuck did this, you
actually need a fucking job.
Quadsilla, 11 years of soccer.
Like, making yourself gag with a two-sp- yo, you're a sick fuck!
Yo, is this-
No gag reflex.
Hehehe, yeah, yeah.
I'm on my way to fuck somebody's life.
Long dick style.
Shout it out Tyrone.
fuck a bitch and then I well have sexual intercourse with a b-word and then I
put it in a b-word esophagus or throat never give a b-word your phone that's a
no-no
I am horny as a mother f**king horny right now, my erection could go to a cinderbomb.
I'm not even kidding bro, I thank god that he dead ass became a millionaire, I don't
know what he would be doing, imagine this guy's brain working a normal job though, like you
understand like this guy behind like a cast register, like that's that, imagine how many
more people are like this, like I'm dead ass serious.
I just like beauty in general, but it gotta have something back there.
You know what I'm saying?
Something to grab.
What's your sign?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah.
It is all there.
It's all there.
It's all there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm dead out there, it's like a sign of like, he should not be able to reproduce,
like.
I bet you got your hand on your dick right now.
Like, yeah, that's not what I'm talking about.
Like, this should be illegal for him to reproduce, I'm not even kidding.
Keep it there just a little longer.
Okay, Kenzie, we'll see you in the next round.
I made you give back a naked jiggle.
Light up dog packs, come on.
Come on.
Thank you to sin, bitch.
You're not even the fuck.
I'll be going hard.
I'm breaking their hearts.
Damn.
I'm not kidding.
Like, I'm dead as is.
If I started my dream like this,
what would this chat be?
They would just tell me like...
I want to be married to her. I want to be married to her. Hey Alexa, how old are you?
I'm nine years old, but I've heard that age doesn't matter.
Fuck me and my little pussy-eye-vies.
It might be hard to try to get through this.
Quote of the day!
Imagine how big you would dream if you knew you couldn't fail.
I like this.
Chap, be honest bro, if you see me in the club, you're scaring clear of this, bro.
Look at my physique, bro.
Pepperoni tits.
Yo, good.
There we go.
How many eat this?
This dude jinxed you go on, bro.
Uh, how's it going on a scale of 1 through 10?
How you doing right now?
Mmm, mmm, mmm, probably 10.
It's, uh, is that it?
Right now.
I'm doing right now.
Where?
It's, um, is that a view in your, uh, profile picture?
Yeah, that's me
I don't know what it is bro, but I get it because Jason is way younger here
And I did the same thing when I was younger but like bro realizing when you get older like girl content is just it's so bad
Like I'm not even kidding like it's so it's like actually the worst type of content
I like bro it is so great like you got to be like really young
Like I get it
He didn't actually get me brick, I'm just skipping
I'm gonna suck a dick, I'm gonna suck a big dick, I'm gonna suck a big dick, I'm gonna suck a big dick.
Like, I'm dead ass, like.
Why did I enjoy that?
Put that gun down, son.
Hey, good video bro, I'm gonna be honest with you if Jinxie wasn't if Jinxie wasn't a millionaire
What would he be doing like dead ass serious? What would he be doing, bro?
Like I don't even know I did as I don't know he might be he might be in jail, bro
Well, am I a cringier than him or no, like I don't know
All right, let's watch this pack opening before we play. No, why is he on a Logan Paul Paul?
I appreciate you for the help man we're gonna get it done right now yes we're gonna do it
in like the next two minutes all right Logan thank you bro okay what's the worst item
that they can get out of us.
I feel like if you get the worst item that he can get out of us.
I was gonna say, I think we should just do it.
Wait, wait, honestly, put it in my hands.
I might be able to test the win.
Wait, you could get a non-hollow out of a $15,000 pack?
I thought you automatically were guaranteed to swipe so much.
Me too. Me too. Me too.
I didn't watch YouTube, to be honest.
I didn't watch YouTube. I watched prank invasion kissing pranks in my room.
I jerked off to that shit back in the day.
Oh my gosh, how do you think I'm taking it out of that?
It feels kind of...
When did this come out?
Is there like a date on it?
There's also another one, Blowjob Edition.
It's a pretty good watch.
If you've never watched it, like you should give it a go if it's still on YouTube.
I'll be honest with you, back in the day, Fusey, you had a prank where he wore a yoga
pants and he would get spanked by other dudes or whatever.
It's like a prank.
And I want to be honest with you, at that time, like, my penis actually went on.
Dead ass, serious.
That's the type of shit. I'm trying to tell you bro
Wait, can someone in chat tell me how many cards I have to put to the back when I open it because that's not gay
I promise I'm not gay. Please. Yeah, we're gonna call around we open it. Yes. Wait. Can you I'm just watching bro
Drew, can you call him? You don't gotta call me. I'm watching
So you don't want to wait. I'm watching I go for it. I think
Drew calls me. I'm gonna kill myself
Oh my god.
Yo, Drew, don't ever call my number.
Kill yourself, bro.
I don't ever want to hear from you ever, bro.
Drew, I hate you.
Die.
I'd rather watch on the delay than be on Drew Wall's phone.
Fuck you.
Nah, hang up.
Nah, hang up.
Hang up.
Fuck you.
Did he see me?
I think so.
Okay, wait.
Can I get a retweet?
We hate Drew.
It's three or two.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
hate drill three or two Logan are you in the chat three wait I found one VND so
maybe he texted me let me ask him it's fucking hate that guy like does he
deserve life I'm sorry my fucking chat what's the best way to get rid of a I'm
actually gonna ask you know wait this is a big deal do you realize how big of a
deal is this I don't think you wait I think you just see no no I don't want to
Yo Leo, I got a splinter, but I can't get it out. It's too deep. What do I do?
Okay
Wait, I don't want to record it for my phone.
What if I let it sit for the rest of my life?
I'll be fine or no.
While you're streaming?
Yeah.
Oh my god, can you do that?
Yes, sir.
Everybody will try to do that.
Are you serious?
That's fucking stupid.
Hey, what's up, guys?
I just hit 30 million subscribers.
And I made a promise that if I hit 30 million subs
on Lacey's stream, I'm going to be opening a first edition
base booster pack, which can contain Logan Paul,
Logan Paul confirmed
$575,000 Charizard that would pay for our Lambo's
Okay, you could pay me right now. No, no, no
God, this is a 15,000 they get a Charizard. I'm gonna throw burger off my fucking balcony if there's any holographic
It's a win. If not
to take half of that things that, like, do you hear that?
Don't say it was from upstairs, bro.
Oh, my life, bro.
Something fell from upstairs.
In the light, bro.
In the light, like, in the light.
Oh, my god, it's Zozo's, bitch, ass, bro.
I know his dead fucking reekin' ghosts is in the area.
If there is no hollow in here, there's still a good card.
I think it was the Red Cheek Peek-a-Cheek.
Red, Red Booty Cheek.
Yo, Zozo, have you heard me, bro?
I think it was Booty Cheek.
It's gonna be a Pikachu.
I think it's an actual cheat, so here we go, next week, where's Ron?
He said he just wanted to watch on the stream.
Are you sure?
Ron, I just want to make sure.
Ron, are you sure?
I could call him from here.
Yeah, call him.
Yo, Rug, what's up, bro?
Bro, if you don't get a card, hey, I'm speaking to the spirits of the world, bro.
Hey, if Rug doesn't get that, Charizard, bro, Zozo, fuck you.
And hey, hey, hey, we go smoke on zozo's death
Hey, you go smoke his dead ass rough. Yo fuck Zozo
Bro, I'm gonna watch with you guys, bro
I'm gonna let you guys do it so I have that because if I watch here then the stream. Okay. Yeah
Also one more thing for hitting 30 million cells where I just wanted I really did want to tell you let you know
Zozo can rot in fucking hell bro Zozo could
All right guys guys we are about to open the pack right now everybody make sure to subscribe
We are opening it as soon as we hit 35 million subscribers. I know we said 30 million in the video
No, you got it. We gotta wait everybody make sure to subscribe right now. We're gonna open the pack
And thank you for 30 million subscribers also huge shout-out to Logan Paul
Big big Pokemon guy. He's a large. No, he's a large. Oh, I'm just saying like he's not a big Pokemon guy
Isn't he just like a large videos? I learned so much. He had like a Pokemon chain. He does. Didn't he like
Didn't you say you wouldn't work it for Pokemon collectors like not ruin it, but he like
Without weighing it
Fuck it, bro. Hating on him does nothing.
Chat, are we ready for this?
If there's nothing in here, are you gonna buy another one?
No.
So this is the first, this is the only time I've ever opened this.
But I think Logan's watching...
He's a fake Pokemon fan, named 50 Pokemons.
And also, I just hit 30 million subs.
There you go.
I mean, that's like a cool gift, you know that?
That's a really cool gift, actually.
My son wanted Pokemon cards because of Logan Paul.
All of them got raised up.
I'm mad now.
Where's the... Okay, this is it.
this right okay i think we sleeve everything oh my gosh i'm so wait wait what is it to the back
how many how many to the back of these i don't mind i think you i don't really know how to do that
okay i'll do it yes i don't actually hate it i'm doing fun okay okay wait so oh my god he actually
open it. Gidge. Gidge. Gidge. Gidge. Oh God. Right. This is every card is worth money though.
You know, aren't all the cards like. Keep the wrapper. Keep the wrapper. Maybe we sleep the
wrapper. I don't know. No. No. Isn't the wrapper worth like something too? Yeah. Here we go chat.
Oh for 30 million subs. Oh
That's a bad sign tg. Yeah, no sleeve everything pokey decks
No, that's a bad sign bro
If you know right now, I just got you know Pokemon, you know when you see the polka deck
It's a sign that you're gonna get nothing bro. It's just it's simple bro
If you know, you know, it's only true Pokemon enjoyers know what I'm talking about, bro
Everyone else is just a large large so war as simple as that bro
Oh
No, need Doreen oh bro fuck
Nadornio
Fuck who the fuck is Nadornio whack-ass Pokemon. I'm gonna say opressed edition right there
No, holo though, bro
I'll put them off to the side for now, bro. Rhina Dornio. That's not even like worth my time
Magic heart that's good fish. That's good fish. That's good. That's good
That's got to be worth dollars if that's it that could be worth some dollars that could be worth some dollars
Oh god, dude, oh god, oh god, I don't like this back
I don't like this pack. Is it the last part of second to life? I don't like this pack. I don't like this pack
I don't like this pack. I feel like Logan's watching these like
It's fucking dude. Oh, what do you mean? He got wrong streams though trainer. Just to see if I can do it
Wait are these even though they're not hollow are they still worth money cuz they're first edition nine
It's actually easy. Oh hell no. Oh
What hell no?
That's a good sleep. That's a good sleep. That's a good sleep.
Yo, Z1, David's five gifted, bro.
Because of you, five other people will get also five.
$5,000 in a 10.
What? Okay, okay.
I told you. I told you, Magikarp could be good.
I trust you. I don't care.
Magikarp could be good, bro. Facts.
I'm not a lart, bro.
Oh, that's minus seven PSA.
Oh, my God. When you have those sausage fingers on them, oh, yeah, it's over.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Minus PSA.
Another one? Okay.
Okay, that's all right, what?
No fingerprints on the fucking frame, are you crazy? Oh my god, are you crazy?
Okay, are you fucking crazy? Yes. Okay, here we go. Oh
Oh
That's a good sign. That's a good sign. That means fire fire fire. I ate nine. What is that? Oh
God, who the fuck is just a win? We still sleep the energy. I think
Get your saucy fucking Santana hands
Oh
Why did I say Santa I meant to say sausage my chop that's fucking fire my chop is good
I like my chop. I could be good. I'm so scared. I can that's good. I like my chop. We go chat. Here we go
Right, I think there's gonna be another energy behind this if I remember properly
That's good. That's good. That's good. I think we're close. That's good. That's good. That's actually good card
That's a good card. Wait, I'm scared. Is it the next car? That's a good car. I don't know how many are
That's a good car. That's a good car. That might be a hit. No
They're saying the gas leaves 10k in the PSA 10
Gasly turns into the the gondom style then it turns to the gas
Nine! Nine!
Was that supposed to be it?
I don't know, sorry, you got a pot of pinata?
Wait, pinata? Is that it?
Okay.
Wait, is it supposed to be this one?
You're saying one more. One more!
Oh, okay.
Let's go.
What?
No, I don't.
No, this is not.
No hollow.
No.
OK, it's OK.
No, maybe.
Maybe something...
Daping?
Wait, did they...
I didn't get anything like not wait they told him there was a way back and a good
pack I can show you the people who sold it to us
look look look look look here they're all first edition cards bro there's no in my opinion
there's like no better set in Pokemon okay what's the best card he got?
Gassley?
they did right they looked good yes yes so if you if you get them graded and they get
9s and 10s, you could get a chunk of your money back.
What's the best card here that he got?
Gasly, yeah?
It's probably Gasly or Magikarp, yeah?
The magic card or the Gasly?
The pinion, hot as cool.
It's either the Magikarp or the Gasly.
Let me take the prize.
My guess is the Magikarp.
Actually, no, the Gasly.
Gasly?
He's a ten-to-five-peak, yeah?
How many first-edition packs have you opened?
Bro, hundreds.
That is actually $150K packs?
Yes, bro.
Yeah.
Isn't that the first decision?
The first decision.
Base set.
So it was a base pack.
So late.
Under pack.
Undefined.
Oh, OK.
OK.
Wait.
Gasly PS810 is $700?
Save a lie.
OK.
All right.
All right.
Not as high as I thought.
I thought it was the other whoa, like the whoa,
I didn't expect it to be that high.
Ooh, opposite, it looks like if you get that gas
in your 10, you got yourself 700 dollars.
Bro, bro, bro, $700.
I thought that would be like the price of a war car.
$3,360.
OK.
That's OK.
That's something.
What about a little pinata?
You might have to know them.
625.
No, no, this is not good.
Wait, was the hollow supposed to be second to last or last?
No, if you did the three-card trick, it's always last.
I got electrode.
Yeah, it's, look, it's not, look, it's not 100% great.
But the good news is, okay, so, look, Rugg,
when they sold you the pack,
Did they tell you gotta ask if it's Wade or un-wade next time? Okay. He got scammed in it.
They sold it to you? Oh, don't wait. They knew there was not a hollow inside. Okay. Which, which,
which isn't a horrible thing because they charge you for the price of a light pack. You got what you
paid for. Okay. But obviously, you don't have any. They scammed, rugs. You had that chance. We will
How much is a heavy pack cost?
Like about 30, 35.
Cause that's a guaranteed hollow and you don't know what the whole thing is.
Yo, I will have Marlin teleport to them.
Use lasers to come out of his eyes and evaporate whoever stole the time.
They'll stay fucking guards.
Thanks for helping us, Logan.
I will get Marlin to fucking evaporate who dares to walk in front of the king.
That's not D1.
That's not D1.
That's not D1.
Are you fucking crazy?
Are you fucking crazy they want to fuck with rug they can fuck with the lightning
And they can fuck with the fucking thunder and they're not ready for the Marlin Thunder storm, bro
Yo ladies you saw that shit. Yeah, they honestly rug it's been real bro
Bro if you sent your kind regards to ever sold you that box cuz they need to die whoever sold in that box, bro
No, that's fuck bro. No, that's not something without further ado shit, bro
You can't fuck that little ass don't like bro. You did it. Well, you get us. Yeah, you can't fuck that little ass dog
Like that ass
Like that ass, bro
Big I guess you can say he got rug pulled
Can't wait for a p. Oh, yeah, I don't know why I click on shit
It's like dead ass seriously. I'm this why I don't open a p. Oh by the way
Like I'm dead ass serious like it's exactly why I don't want to pee out. It's exactly why I don't want to pee out like that
This is not normal
Wait
What's on the chatter you're not funny at all
Silky got finesse bro we got to get back for silky too. Wait why?
I'm looking at this tweet this dude silky paid this dude to make him a thumbnail or something and the kid told
It wasn't AI, but I'm looking at it bro. This is like a thousand percent. Yeah
Like you're saying this all of that
Yeah, he's got a dress that bro, he's got a dress that no no he tweeted it bro. He showed his text with the guy
I show me something
Don't worry
Ewww, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Shout out Xion Creeds for making authentic posters.
If it were AI, it would have said AI under the posters.
Look at the first picture and the replies, bro.
This is playing as if nothing authentic.
Bro, like zoom in on those posters, bro.
Well, my forever, he had her in America, he had her in America.
What does this even say?
Oh, no.
Yo.
Hey, guy, his ass, bro.
Yeah, he needs to address this.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, he needs to address this, bro.
Bro, you need to address this, bro.
Like dead ass shit you need to address this
What the fuck?
From mods what the fuck is in your room? Yeah, I got a call so hold on bro
Tell me to address this
Well, I need to address no
Yo, Sil you gotta address something bro, bro your thumbnail guy from
God
Yo
Yo, who the fuck is out of in America timber cat who the fuck is this?
You
Gotta dress this bro. You gotta go live a seven dress this
Bro address this
Oh, you're a finger, you're gonna give it a little sniff or no?
Yo, what?
Yo, what?
Yo, I'm wildin'?
Yo, I'm wildin'?
We won't.
Rate my shit!
And he sent me a-
What's that, man?
He sent me a band lab link.
I'll pop a tranny.
Should I listen to this?
Yeah, we can see the mod, I think.
Let me-
I
I have to go for a walk
Yeah, the look, oh, see, yeah, the pictures on my media
And what could you say about that?
Would have got the heads full, you know, on a screen
And I'm a freakin' ball of cars in misery
Now I'm playing in my eye to let them rule
I can now shoot out when my crew
Put away a gun, but it's a game
Sit over the dirt, it's a clean new
It's all the ARP, a switch blue
One of West Hartford, fuck me a juice
Oh yeah, Old Beach with gray hair
And a Yahoo, minted on a Jewish B-67
Okay, that's a bar
Fuck the Indian, Old Beach with gray heart hair, but she's not Yahoo
I hear you kid, I'm not gonna lie
You just got me on my feet
I'm just-
And a Yahoo, minted on a Jewish B-67
I just hit my parley I dedicate these lines to heaven over the age
listen to this in your free time or no yeah listen to your free time or no
hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe music isn't for everyone that us
a game for a little good to be a play
fuck it's a mid-bad brothers really talking to us on it fuck why are you
eating talk bro why are you eating talkies
all right we're gonna play bro it's up to you but I'm not play a little bit of
something bro before I hop off I play whatever bro I'm stroking my fucking
One
Like dead ass serious bruh. I'm stroking my shit
Bo shut yo
I know what I'm doing bro pipe down bro pipe down pipe down
Like hilarious bro
You got this, Bade. Who remembers that or no?
Oh, good stall slugger for later for another day.
What is the best video game theme song?
chose Minecraft. I'm looking down to do this. Round of what 32? We can do a quick one.
I don't know the Dark Souls.
Like is Dark Souls better than God of War?
Can I play God of War, I've never played it.
I actually like that.
I don't gotta do this, Fortnite OG theme song.
I mean brother, this is like one of those things that the year is gonna be 2082 and
You're gonna be with your son and all the sudden you're gonna hear this and you're just gonna be like whoa
That's iconic versus oh sky rum I played skyrim Elder Scrolls at the end. It's good
Like if we're being real, it's probably Skyrim, but like, soon nostalgic, I don't give a f**k,
nostalgia always wins.
Welcome to Los Santos soundtrack.
I
Like I think it's Mario, yeah
Actually, don't know
I'm sorry
I never played Zelda oh my days this one's so good oh my god
I got it to Sanchez
Versus
Oh my god
I got it to Sanchez
It's too much of that
I think it's some real classic
Oh
Castle Crashers
Versus?
Oh no. Halo.
Oh my god.
Halo's too like...
Halo is Loki Pete's soundtrack.
That might win the whole thing depending on what we get.
Metal Gear.
Melturario.
Underground mode.
It is a classic, man.
Yeah, I like to wear it more.
More it!
Okay, this is the original...
Yo!
Now, this one is actually still alive.
Yo, if I can move a combat game, it'd be fun, huh, Steve?
BORN OF GOD BAD!
That's a good song. What the fuck is this?
Now, moral comment clears.
I never played The Last of Us.
But, uh, first, this is kind of an nostalgia for me.
Okay, come on. This is like every YouTuber had this in all their fucking videos like
You can't go wrong with this bro. This is like like bro. It was the we made actually bangers
That might win oh
Oh
No, oh my god Minecraft though like
Minecraft beats Super Mario Bros. theme song
I'll be the guy to say like one god one god. I think my crap
Like I'm sorry Minecraft to me is just it's peak versus peak bro
So, do you imagine being this ahead of time, though?
Like, it's crazy, that's still just so beautiful.
Nah, Minecraft, I'm sorry, it has too much place in my heart.
Oh, I know this game.
What, Mario 64?
Oh my god! Oh my god! This makes me feel!
Yo, one of these days I should play Super Mario 64.
I know it'd be kind of boring for a lot of people,
but I actually would honor to be playing this game.
This is the one where you can jump through the paintings, right?
I love that game. On God, I love that game.
That game in Sunshine were like my favorite games ever.
What the hell is that?
Because you're doing the right thing, it might not be the best of the best.
Okay.
Whoa!
Oh my god! This was my GTA 5 horn that I always bought!
I
That's good bro
We should play Terrera one of these days like a little late night bot.
Could be a player never played it.
It's so gas.
I'm gonna go to coconut water.
Oh my god.
Coconut water.
Coconut water.
Coconut water.
Coconut water.
Coconut water.
Coconut water.
Coconut water.
I did a bracket of 16 so it's going to be quick God of war versus 4x9 I choose 4x9 yeah 4x9
This isn't the best soundtrack.
What's that one soundtrack on Zelda?
What does it call it before I continue?
The Fountain of Goons.
Is that what it is?
Something.
like some of these games like you know the nighttime at like on these type of
games like it's gonna I guarantee it's so nostalgic for some people I don't know
I don't know what it is, but night time on like a lot of video games to me are so nostalgic like night
I mean not night time, but like Super Mario like galaxy like if you look at like the old gameplay like I don't know
What it is. It's just so nostalgic to me like
The game is just like I don't know how to describe
The greatest
This is perfect.
Same address.
Oh god.
Halo is actually like...
No, Halo, I'm not gonna lie.
I have the best out of that.
I literally think Halo will be supported.
I think Halo beats everything bro.
When I hear this, I'm actually sitting in front of my TV with my friend on the original Xbox loading app.
It's actually nuts
Bro, you know what nostalgia or you know what soundtracks really good. I love outer rings like soundtracks
This sound is a
This actually makes me want to just hit a flight email brawl and then it pass like...
Fuck that ass though!
Am I getting lost in it bro?
Oh man, like P.O.V. bro you're just like, your son asked you to get on fucking Roblox
in 20 fucking 70, somehow he's still a thing, Roblox.
And I was like, yo son you should get on Minecraft.
And he goes, what's Minecraft?
That's actually kind of insane to think about, like our kids are primal and we're going to
know what Minecraft is.
Like what's going to be that replacement one day?
Like we don't even know, someone's out there creating a video game that's going to just
top Minecraft, top Roblox, and top Fortnite.
It's not gonna be GTA, it's gonna be like a whole different game that we don't even understand.
It's gonna be like AI, bro.
Yeah, Minecraft, I'm sorry, that's too much.
This is such a classic just like...
Like it's actually so good, I'm kidding.
This is the speed meme where it's just like, it's just like, it's like hitting a shiwi like
Yeah, fuck you.
Terraria is actually so good.
Should I do a GTA 4 stream?
I've never played that either, bro.
I like Mark.
Oh, man.
I think you see Minecraft, I sport.
Knight or Minecraft or Salo.
Or Fortnite, bro, that's just too good, bro.
Like, they killed it, like.
Oh.
I mean.
There's Salo again.
Oh, man.
I think it's Halo 2.
I think it's Halo 2.
It's pretty good matchup though.
It's so good bro from Winner what came out.
Dude it's Minecraft here.
It's crazy how I think it's Minecraft not even close there.
It's 2GT or are they?
I'm honest.
Really?
Yeah I think so.
Like Fortnite?
Okay this is like a crazy one.
This one is pretty nuts.
Fortnite?
I don't even know if I can choose bro.
This is like a fucking...
This is like...
This is actually like...
Seriously.
But I don't really think like...
I just don't know.
I just don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
think like I just don't understand like to me maybe because I'm younger
like Fortnite is just like I don't know bro it's just so nostalgic to me like
when it first came out
I mean it's fair bro it actually comes down to actually your like where your
brain goes when you hear the song
Like Chad, what would you choose? Fortnite or Halo?
Like I...
Dude, it's just like...
I could constantly listen to Fortnite.
That makes sense. I could listen to this on repeat.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I think I could just see my Halo if there's Halo here.
This is empty!
Bro, stop it!
Oh my god, right there in that part, it's like...
Going to the bros house and getting on the Xbox and playing the game with them, bro.
You know, in POV, you just got sent out of the lobby, bro, and then once you get in the lobby with your boys, all you hear is just...
Like if you could go back in time, would you play Fortnite or Halo?
For night, bro, that's what I'm saying
Like it just has
It's like weird to explain, but like I don't know why when I listen to this
I actually get like upset I get upset because we can't go back to this moment like
Like I just remember getting on this big stupid shipper, playing the game, not caring, like,
I think it also was like a little bit of a cheat code that it came out like a little
bit during COVID, so like all of us remember all this shit, like, like this song was so
good to the point where they remade it with Metro Booming to come out, and then they remade
the original so you can use it in a theme track, remember?
True. That should be fast though.
I'm choosing Fortnite.
Dude, you know what's crazy? Like, I think this is like the worst,
like, I don't think this is the right Minecraft sound track to like judge off of,
But I do think it's this, but I will be honest with you hate me. I actually think for night office
I think so. I think
I think for nice better than this like this song of a Joe's for Minecraft
Yeah, I think I think there's a different song because like for night Halo is a hard decision that for night. Yeah
Hell no, I'll be honest with you. There's like 30 better. Listen, bro
I'm a Minecraft enthusiast like I list I literally have a playlist
this just for Minecraft to help me fall asleep to like I go on the plane I
listen to this like I did ask like I listen to Minecraft bar like you see
this shit like I listen to the whole fucking soundtrack I'll be honest with
you that choosing is not good like they could have chose like MOOC City like
They could have chose fucking like once like
Now they have some heated bangers bro. These are some bangers too light.
Hold on.
Is it this one? No, no.
This one's a banger.
This one's a banger too.
Holy shit, Minecraft is the best soundtrack!
Fuck outta here!
Like, dead ass!
There's no one close!
Like...
What's the other one?
Oh, this one's...
Oh my god, this one's golden!
Ladies, can you hear it?
Can you hear it now?
Yeah.
I was like, golden, bro!
I forgot so many good ones, bro.
There's one that's really good over here.
Oh god, this one's a ass.
This one's a re-em.
Oh wait, this one's good too.
This one's good, this one's good too.
Oh my god, this is like...
Like I'm dead ass serious, like can this ever get topped?
Like I'm not even trying to be that guy.
Like I'm not trying to style the form, but like...
Like I'm not even trying to be that guy, but I'm gonna be the guy.
Like do you understand a video game to make music like this?
Like this is like edit potential music.
This is like, I just imagined my life like 30 years go by, bro.
Oh my god, classic.
Oh my god, bro!
Like, oh my fucking god, bro!
Like, how did he...
I'm not even kidding, like, what is this soundtrack called?
The black square shit, like, what is the black and orange one?
Because I know this one's like C4 or whatever.
What is this one called?
It's called Beta?
Volume B, or this shit is the best Minecraft soundtrack,
dead ass, this is better than this, in my opinion.
I'm not even kidding, this one has a lot of bangers,
but this one just makes me feel something.
Like, I don't know how to describe it,
like, I just feel something, like.
I don't know, it's like a drug!
Oh my god, blind spots like POV bro, you fucking lost everything in life.
You came back and now you have three cars.
Like POV bro.
Right.
I don't have it though, I'm kidding.
But this is like, this is like peak bro, this is like, like wow bro.
No bullshit!
I did ask to get married to music like this, like on the piano.
city too oh oh my god you know my crap music is the reason I wanted to get the
piano originally it's just so good it's just so good
but I actually would argue with anyone that minecraft might have the best
sound like I don't know if this competition like I actually can't think
of a competition
Oh my god, bro!
Beginning two?
Bro, this is...
I feel a drug, bro!
It's like a drug!
Bro, this is- I feel a drug, bro! It's like a drug!
Oh, gosh.
I like that one.
That was a good one over here, I forget which one it was.
Oh, this one!
This is one of my favorite Minecraft soundtracks ever!
Oh, God!
Last one, and then I'll move on.
This is like one of my favorite ones.
Like, ever!
This is like one of my favorites.
I don't know why.
Of course I know my son Venus bro, like this is this is the type of song that like I actually
get sad too.
I just remember like duplicating minecraft blocks on my xbox 360 in a fucking furnace
I used to literally duplicate fucking diamond blocks and I made my mom diamond shoes bro
I remember this song just makes you like remember ship bro, you know what I'm saying?
At least you remember the good times of your life
I think you hit the classic
That's actually good. Unfortunately, I got Minecraft here. Err, Fortnite.
I got Fortnite. I'm not a dip. I got original Fortnite over that Minecraft soundtrack.
That Minecraft soundtrack is not the right one. Oh god. Oh god. Fortnite is unbeatable
with the original soundtrack. I don't care. I don't care. Slap my penis. I don't care.
The original Fortnite soundtrack is unbeatable. Like get ass serious. Like POV you get out
school bro laser they crazy like I fuckers don't actually understand what
this musical duty here I'll sit here I'll sit here for this full 10-hour
video I'll go do something bro
like bro so serious though like bro I'm playing memories in my head of playing
with people I don't even know what the fuck they're doing no I don't even like
you bro like I don't even like you like do we even do we dig deeper bro like POV
wake up it's 2013 that's what makes me want to kill myself
I
Don't like this one. There's a better one. There's a better one than that call me cringe
Don't care. There's a better one man better one. They're better ones. There's better ones. There's better ones
Bro POV bro like bro POV POV ways like that ass
Generally though like that ass like
Generally, though like
Like bro
like you guys believe the first day of fucking December like this is gonna be my soundtrack
that I have played every stream.
Like, dut-uhs, bruh.
Oh, my days!
Bravo!
What actually happened in a room?
I used to be hyped to see like us like a night skin like the blue night like red night like Bryce see red night
like oh that's fucking cool right there's actually like seven years ago
Oh my god copy skin and to gags not alive
Oh my god the jiggle walk
Maybe we're all stuck in nostalgia for this program and give a fuck.
Alright, go dude.
Will you stop at the stall at the second we get killed by the stall?
Go to it!
Now I'm trying to tell you guys nostalgia might actually be be I think I
Like this is such a crazy taking it might actually offend people like I think nostalgia is worse than every drug
Like I'm dead ass serious
Like I dead ass thing and nostalgia can be worse than like some hardcore drugs like
If you actually have like real nostalgia like I'm gonna be honest with you like real nostalgia where it hurts you like
It could be anything. It could be games. It could be like your old family. It could be like family moments
It could be like pet moments
I get like real things
Like I do a little bit of fence maybe I'll be sad for a little bit, but like this kills me
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, boy, Vey, man, this was the time to be alive.
If you didn't get to experience this, like, you can actually miss out.
Like, bro, I'm fucking late night streaming, waiting for the chisin' to drop during COVID.
Really.
These are the days where I'd be scared my clicks would be live waiting for the new season
and I'd have to wait till he ended up.
Send him up bro, actually send him up.
Wow, man, they need to do some fun shit like this, like, dead ass.
That or they need to add stable Ronaldo to the game of dead ass.
Yeah, they even have 5 get their Martial.
Thank you, bro.
Definitely not the second idea.
You don't think they should bring seasons like that again?
In another life?
Why not this one?
It's actually just so gorgeous.
Oh my god.
Like if I ever got this car, bro, I'm talking like just no, like just no I completed life.
Like I don't care if I go broke.
I don't care if I run out of money.
I don't care if I die the next day.
If I get to experience this, like...
In front of Nobu, is this video yours?
Are you fucking stupid?
Like we get it bro, you have a 1 of 800 bro, whatever.
Like bro, POV laser, you're just a bad bitch in the fucking sea?
Can you imagine?
Yeah, you know it's crazy. I've watched every single video on this fucking clock in there.
Like I'm dead ass serious. I just, oh my god, bro.
What's the original video that got me like, remember that video chat back in the day for
or any OG viewer drop with me,
I must have had 300 of you watching.
It was like,
bro, it's actually crazy how many of these videos I watch.
It's like, people always say I got a lot of wanting
this carpet like bro, I've wanted this for a fucking years.
It's like in a tunnel, it's like a yellow one in a tunnel.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
For that video, it got me like so addicted.
There was like an old video.
Damn, that was fucking funny.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Outlaw, you might know it.
It's like this one in like a tunnel and it's like raining.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
But I have like maybe like 800 viewers though.
I don't know.
No, not this one, not that one.
It's not that one.
Fuck, man.
I'm a LARPZ of horror, bro.
Fuck it.
Oh, it's this video.
Did I remember watching this during 2023?
Where is this by the way?
Is this New York?
Like where is this taken?
In Warsaw?
I don't know what I'm saying, like people call me like a tiktok car head because I want this car, like you can keep calling me that for the rest of my life, I don't care bro, I just, I, bro the Aventador is so sexy, like, I'm sorry, like the Aventador is the sexiest car in my life, I don't think, I just think it looks and it sounds and the interior and the exterior just looks like a fucking fighter jet.
I just look too fucking good, bro, like...
I got a fucking heater in here
There's your baby daddy got a keyset in here
If he does, I probably got a BVL
You think you have a BVL, huh?
I don't feel like John Cena in here
I bet that you're getting a procedure this year
Bring it to my crib, it's a cathedral in here
Dancing in my kitchen, it's a breeze in here
Quitting in your face getting me in here
That one soul gig was actually sitting in your cell
Got a breeze in there in here
Quitting in my chest
I need the full version though
It's just it
I
Not not going to the gym, bro. Hey, don't you see bro? There's a great fucking tree
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Come back, promise this ain't no over.
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