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Alright, guys. Alright, guys.
Thank you guys for tuning in to
good afternoon good evening what's going on you're here to play video games I know
you guys don't like me playing valor but it's been kind of chill and relaxing so I
just figured out just do it here and there I have a sponsored stream today
with where wins meet so we'll probably be doing that in a couple hours
probably at like 730 and then jam on that for a couple hours and then figure
out what to do after essentially. So time to go get our butt kicked by some bosses
for a little bit.
I can watch you play Pong and I'd be entertained. Okay, I appreciate you my man.
Yeah, I got on a little bit later than I wanted to today, because I got caught up talking to
Pace about CFDs.
I love seeing you stream Valorant even if it's just a couple days, by the way you can
unlock all Agents if you have a certain version of Xbox Game Pass.
Yeah, I'm just not in a big hurry to get all the Agents, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just not in a giant hurry.
I appreciate your career. How you doing, brother? Thank you so much for the time man. Hope you had a good Christmas
Thank you for the sport. Thank you everybody for dropping the subs and resubs as going dudes
What's up, man
the
uh... punn said that character you play in valorant is ass
but he doesn't like uh... uh... kaya
as i said kaya doesn't like kaya
It wasn't meta, I don't think, uh...
We just play home, and home is cool.
I was gone for a few days, but made you switch to CS?
Nothing.
I'm still playing CS.
Just decided for nighttime games to play some Ballarat, but I'm really worried that
the game is going to consider me a higher rank than I am, and I'm going to be getting
yelled at by my teammates, because I don't know how to play my characters, right?
Tony so if I get yelled up on my teammates don't be sad
This is probably gonna happen
CS player on valorant is pretty unusual
I don't think that's unusual think although a lot of the Counter-Strike scene switched over to Valorant at the beginning
That's best warm up. I don't got time to warm up. You gotta get a couple games in then we're off to the sponsor stream
I want to just get a couple
ranks in so that I can eventually tonight maybe get a ranking. What I do
think KO's good for is clearing corners that I don't that are like tough to
clear using and like going into a site where like you have to clear your left
to and you're right and it's very very dangerous there's a lot a lot of like
angles to kill you I do think like using his knife to figure out information on
where someone could or could not be is as nice
well you got me food
Okay, okay.
Hunt for chaos orbs begin.
Yeah, so I'm sorry if you guys are disappointed in me playing Valorant, it's just something
to chill on.
I'm not really taking the game too serious, just gonna have some fun with it.
I figured since I'm playing Counter Shrike, it couldn't hurt my Counter Shrike, so I
I
Yo, what's going on?
So, Mike, here's people who are also ranking, like, unranked champs.
I don't know this map.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. I don't know this map.
What's up, Eddie? How you doing, brother?
Hello?
Yo.
It's been a long time since I've played this game.
I'm flashing this corner.
Last two are low, last two are low.
I
Wish I guess
I'll be a good holiday to you, man
Okay, no flash, just trying to get this wrong.
Probably gonna watch this mid here, chat.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm gonna spawn a page.
I'm exited.
One more.
That guy hit me with a nice scout shot.
I
Let's go
That was a weird little area I didn't realize I was like up in the air
He wants a scouting set of the fucking
You know I love the f f streams, but it's always fun seeing you try all sorts of games
Merry Christmas some summons chat
Oh, Charles, no.
Merry Christmas, man.
Uh, Esso, could you go trucking?
My thanks.
Take you, bro.
Yo, Charles, man.
Yo, guys, can we drop some 1Gs in the chat for Charles?
Some fucking love.
That's a lot of money, bro.
That's a real lot of money.
Thank you so much.
Hope you had a good Christmas, my friend.
Thank you so much for wishing me the same.
And, uh, yo, man, thanks for supporting me, brother.
That's craziness.
There's four here.
I think my flash went out as the circle came up so I didn't get him.
Charles, Charles, Charles.
Top don't know the day keeping the high warm biggest thing in the chat
Lay it right on my head right there keep my head warm appreciate you brother. Thank you so much
That's right
Yeah, Brandy sure as brandy sure yeah, Christmas sure
You guys are like shut up as a site looks like it's tough to home
This looks like it's tough to home
What's up Connie
Thank you so much Charles, I appreciate bro. That's so much luck in my bro
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do.
So this game at least at the rating that we're at right now seems to be clump up and go to
or shite oh a lot of rotating at the death I'm gonna have today
Yeah, I need to unhand my flash there, you're right, I agree with you, sir.
We didn't make it double up, eh?
I'm gonna throw this knife early.
Yeah.
They're pretty committed to be here, what?
Yeah.
Wait for blood.
Nice.
Thank you.
I got you.
I
Thank you again Charles. I just want to give you another shout out my man
I I don't feel like I'm giving you enough of a thank you for the second 500 bones
One day at least
I was a terrible use of an ulti, but I really thought they were going to hit.
I think you can see.
just single-tap me bro so that's all i'm getting all that's happening to me jesus
yeah lord um i mean it doesn't really matter brother man i don't talk about religion here
here unless that's a streamer I don't really give a fuck you know I'm sorry
certain things you don't talk about here man politics religion we don't
really dabble in that show here you can like who you want to follow who you
want to has no effect on me I won't treat you any differently for it either
they just threw an arrow a day
you get two taps in this game like no space this oh
Yeah, I think Odin is, uh, Omen. Oh, is it Odin or Omen? I like Omen probably the most
right now, out of all my characters. I like being able to smoke off angles and like, you
I'm saying like open up opportunities
You get two chapter you just get one tapped a lot this game. It's kind of crazy. I don't know what rank we're playing at
But pretty insane
It's down, guns up, give dates.
Shutting them down.
There's one toward, toward, one towards A.
Shut me up.
I knew that was gonna happen to you as soon as I heard the zip. I was like I'm dead.
Good trade though. Thanks brother.
One main entrance.
Nice shot, brother.
2v2?
One for the right rear-looking dollop.
You got this.
That's sure.
He needed to go to the right side him going all the way around the left side
He kind of screwed him chef a little bit a wee bit
The best way to play this side let them enter a little bit more
I play off angles a little bit more in this game than I do.
I got no hits a day with my knife.
One here.
One year today
Brother, I think I just have to like do I just have to play retake in this game or what?
This site like there's not a little long going on with this bomb site. It's just a big block
It's just a big block
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
I'll be the Hawaii one, Drone. I don't know what to do on A site. It's kind of tough.
Maybe I play a retake. I just let them take it and then, you know what I mean?
Yeah. That's craziness.
I
Ain't a flash from fucking omen then I ain't a flash from the next guy
And it's like this man this bomb site is just a room with the block in the center of it, man
It's not more to it
What's up next
Nice
Absolutely destroy that guy with a 1D gum dead as fuck. I'd absolutely destroy him
I hit to this to there there's home in there and
I'm gonna flash that again Ramsey when that shield goes away just to keep him off of you.
Okay, I'm flashing it.
Where?
Where?
Oh, it's up, Heaven, huh?
You gotta watch me, I think.
He's walking.
This guy's not even looking. He's just a worker.
I think this is just kind of a save, huh?
I feel bad. I just said there and do that. So I'll take a
land armor.
I'm quite truck lover with the D truck lover my dude this game's hard man very
aim heavy very heavy you want to play let's play nothing towards that we got
two entries to was the law
Up here
Oh man, dude, that's how that guy hit a nice little flush. Okay, this is not great
We can't see the map, lower the camera.
You're not supposed to see the map, my friend.
Call me a countershike player, but I don't let people see my map.
Oh, the guy teleported behind me.
There's a sound effect in there.
Okay.
Oh my lord have mercy 60 omen this guy's cross here's crazy
for one minute all right you know I don't think we're winning this one boys
okay yeah we're into trouble your boys I wanted to just right click my flash
out but I didn't want to flip it maybe I should have just taken my time waited for
the uh the holy flash or the omen smoke you go in see i don't even i don't know if we have too
many smoke users or what i mean i mean doesn't close smoke some shit like smoke some part of the
bomb site maybe okay
Spike down, feet.
Okay.
There's good.
Holy.
Oh!
These maps are...
Is it still volcano who makes these maps?
One rotated.
No.
These maps are kind of just so spread out and all over the place
I can't believe a bomb site is just a block in the center of the square room
If I may, I'll go in first.
That's why 10s doesn't play this map much or rank because of the map rotations.
I mean why would you not play rank?
I'm kind of boring if one's playing rank though.
This map was reworked on B, but I feel like A needed it more.
I mean a is just a rectangular block in the center of a square room
What the fuck
Okay, all right, all right. Okay, okay, okay. I did miss that shot.
Okay, I just got to accept that I'm bad at this game. We'll see if anything changes.
Jeez.
get to tap it on the vandal I like the maybe I don't like the bulldog but I
definitely like the Phantom can't believe you guys don't spray in this game at all
so weird
one of them.
One of them.
All four here. All four here.
We'll be. We'll be. Okay.
I should have the word.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I got a fast one in the corner, well I was hoping to be, um, not that open or not, hoping
the information they had wasn't efficient.
Sufficient to be able to pull a wall,
maybe I can catch somebody in the back or something.
I think that's not the case there though,
because it's a fucking,
the bomb site's a little basic, right?
So I should have just known that they would know
where I'm at.
Slight drop.
I'm going to go down for the C.
That's good.
Throwing my Nax back there.
Got one hit on top of the smoke.
great
You want to play let's play
oh my god
I'm on it.
Nice.
Ah yeah, I should maybe use my ulti.
Thank you.
Bro, no way you're on Val. Yeah, I can't believe it myself brother. I can't believe it myself.
I remember the long time ago I stopped playing this game.
We got to get on, we're just scared.
I'm going to heaven. I think to the right. I can flash that corner for you flashing
I'm not doing anything but I'll take these dabs.
I think maybe just fucking ult in the A here.
this is so weird I feel like I'm playing against dogs maybe everybody
shoots me in the head like they're dog players use them yeah that was a misplay
on the angle for sure. Sheesh! This game is very, very aim heavy. Very aim heavy. It is crazy.
What do you think about that map? I don't know. I gotta play it more than once. That bomb site is
is basic. It's basic gets them. Someone threw a square, a rectangle into a square out of the
heaven and said yep let's get this
Valo is all I'm now even in Diamond everyone for the most part is a Namer
got back into my own lobbies and I was like holy hell in washed haha yeah that's
about to be what I feel like bro about to just be completely washed I'm sorry
I'm sorry, Seth. I'm sorry, Seth.
Relax, relax. We will play.
We're gonna play on ranks, though, bro. I'm playing on three.
I just don't give a fuck about chaos abilities that much.
I need some smokes to cut off some hangs, you know what I'm saying?
Ugh, this game is so burst headshot.
I'm baffled. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a little bit baffled.
I
Sorry, I was paying what's up, I like grandson
What do you want play I don't care whichever
Better since it's not sounds good
15 to 20 year old aim gods the just eager child every angle
Yeah, Counter Strike is definitely a lot more spraying going on because you're not just
two tapping everybody you come across.
This one's gonna red screen to you.
What does that mean red screen chat?
I'm trolling a trope.
Oh that's cheater detected screen.
What are you doing, huh?
You doing good?
Good boy.
You coming to stand alone?
Good boy, bud.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Okay.
I don't know.
Oh.
Okay.
Also, this game not having a counter-shave?
I find that to be a little crazy too, my god.
I don't know where the fuck I put my smokes here.
Nice.
I
Holy shit, bro, you just get head shot is like crazy in this game like crazy
I still counter safe it ups I mean there will never be a time I don't counter safe
I can't have this game fucking up my counter strike you know what I'm saying I got a counter
This game is all headshots it's absolutely bonkers
Yeah.
Mind the metal weaver.
I
Was laughing
Just leave the idea that you're just pre-fire tapping a headshot level corner is just
In no man's land with no cover. Yeah, what am I playing brother?
Little unlucky you caught out no man's like that and counter-tracking you're dead dude. What I mean?
We did there's a single tap pre-firing headshot level of corners. You just won that there's like four of us
What is this game?
What is this game?
This is ridiculous bro, just single tapping pre-firing headshot level bro you do that in counter-tracking you're dead as fuck
I have this fight
One digs don't do damage a cross map
What's the point of doing the one 45?
One more plan.
Good to see you.
Alright, so you already played elbow. Just waiting for people to flourish.
Was anybody playing close left here?
All ends to flash
of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
30 seconds left.
I
Try walking I'm digging
Are we like walking up mids like push through or we just
Everyone's doing the stream new clip every round at every evil dude. I everyone's screaming this game. It's fucking crazy
I
I can't I can't you shut down
On the board
He's on the board. He's on the board
I'm just baffled all I could plan for money. I'm just baffled hey how headshot he is and not like anything else really
I'll find them.
What's this?
What is that?
Take it, come here, come here.
They're rush.
There's one more in the middle of the room.
Left side.
Close up in the A-link.
He's lanking.
Nice.
That's a nice good shot.
Wow
Okay
All right bait by small
I
Should learn a real quick buddy. I honestly locked Raina
We're trying to get in that pick here
on it coming back to us
my turn
killed her again old dead
I'm gonna smoke right side cross here
I
Just gonna ask about this we have a good make it right now
I'm going to go back to A right now.
Oh my lord, I've fucking mercy, brother.
What am I playing?
See you night. I want their lives not yours.
I can hold it.
Again, I'm gonna try to go further. Take care. Yeah, we can go back to A if you want.
I am everywhere.
We should buy for next.
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to smoke that right side.
I don't want to go there.
Angles, bro.
Oh,
I'm just trying to get mid pixel on here, Jett's just trying to play right side, I'm
probably just pre-smoking it and then see if she does.
I'm gonna do this.
He's smoking Ransomid.
Left side middle thing.
Nice kill, there's another one left.
Nice kills, nice kills.
I got two.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Yeah, we're on bomb.
Okay.
Nice.
Got those cats until we're home, yes?
Good.
Same thing smoke it I'm just gonna hold near the smoke. Okay, we just flood
He's there right side Jeff
I
Resmoke right in a second here. Just give me a sec. We're smoking now. We'll just walk through it. That's right
They're pushing through a I think
still one more right I think jet
last guy is like the last player standing
Standing spike down a
Nice
Last round in the half
Think I'm losing the bombers
I guess I can try to ult him to B.
I'm pushing mid, I'm pushing mid, R side mid, R side mid.
one's gonna flank us, one's gonna flank us, that's a percent
I wanna flash this, flash here, you get the light sorry
I
Look like this like
I wanted to keep spraying oh man and counter strike that got so dead I
Can't like make an adjustment without it being like a strafe burst strafe burst
If I whiffed my first shot I have to just kind of pretend I'm screened.
I'm not sure why spraying is completely useless in this game.
I think it's just because I'm using the vandal round. Maybe I should just fan them up dude.
Honestly.
I could fucking spray that guy down with a fan thumb at least.
I'm gonna smoke their meds you see what I said I'm gonna smoke their med for
where you're playing
there's so many said
I think he won't see you here.
Googie, what's up, man?
You too, man.
I want to walk out deep.
I don't know how that's gonna kill, but okay.
I'm gonna re-smoke our man here, Jack.
one in there, and one on B
one on B
of
30 seconds left. Fight planted.
I also just ready. This fight is defused.
I'll make them remember, they'll all make you remember.
I'll score eight to six.
Big boy around here.
Might do this chap.
if I can be right now if he was just saying it.
Just try to live there, man.
Oh, it's a weapon number.
We're up in numbers.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Planting a hole.
Fight planted.
They don't know we have two point.
That guy knows.
OK.
What the fuck?
Last player standing.
I think it's my own side with me.
I
Fall back off that take those numbers one just went in a
Brother
I can't wait to find out this is like a silver game or something chat so I can hate my fucking
life.
I
Hope you
Just the awareness is crazy brother the awareness is just fucking crazy
Why are we having too many
I'm off on tour. Where do you want me? Where do you want me? It's not mid.
Like, you should be mid. That's fine, because you got a smoke.
Gotcha.
But, like...
Yes, but you shouldn't.
Yeah, just leave space on our sides.
Oh, that was random.
Damn.
Damn
Have we seen Jodo?
I have a steve on me
I'm gonna throw up at this way, okay
I'm in
Nice
Last one with market, no?
He's on site, on site, on site, on deep off
Holy fuck
He's hatching on me, I'm flashing him
I know I've been playing too long double headshot me dudes. What's up? What's up with that?
Thank you
I
Find out it's me or something
The other is
One minute, time's up
That's two more minutes
Not seeing anything there, nothing there, nothing there
He's on me
Maybe some guy can make sure he doesn't mind that much to me, maybe take that setting off
They're gonna die.
Maybe?
Guzzle?
That's a good one.
Best you can do there.
Following since the battle is late somebody trip the wall. I heard him take a step
I'm gonna be one of the dumbest jump mechanics in video games.
You see him have to bunny hop that dude, he just strafe's.
That's craziness.
I'm gonna smoke behind you and make it seem like nothing happened.
go
Plenty be brother, how's this guy?
I have a teammate there no what the fuck's going on
Seven different area one of five your
of
the
death of
death
of
the
thank you
I don't even understand that
I don't even understand that
I wish I'd go out first when they come help you
I'm just gonna let him have it and then uh, smoke up the wood.
I don't hear anything these side.
Are they usually pretty loud?
I have one remaining.
I have one human.
He's next.
Yep, they're all there.
Yours out on site, Alton.
Nice
It's kind of bullshit playing characters in this game where you have to purchase all your abilities and then some characters
You don't have to purchase your ability everyone. It's just refreshes some bullshit man
I
Bullshit
Again, I'm just gonna play pretty pass here. I'm gonna give it up
I'm going to let him come out on my own.
I thought the guy in the back that I saw was only one.
was the guy that was left alone. Yeah, it's not gonna be very long, I don't think. We'll
see that. We'll see. I was playing Valorant at the beginning because it was kind of chill,
but it's definitely gotten more difficult for sure. We're definitely playing against
some gamers and I get to feel this isn't a very high rank either probably just gonna
again way, way harder.
Good answer today.
I'm trying back up there.
They smoked me.
Grab the hold.
Oh, bro, just let me spray.
Oh my god.
I'm coming.
Let me spray what is this burst gameplay
Oh, I'm just gonna play.
30 seconds left.
Spike planted.
Buzz just threw a revined mid.
Holy.
Headshots only bro.
Headshots only.
Come on man.
That's crazy.
That's Jett, that is crazy, Jesus.
God forbid, dude.
That is terrible.
Okay, I got time for one more.
How many did I do to play 5?
How do I know, like, how far along I am into my rank?
Mike, where the fuck is it?
Oh...
Like how do I know how many matches?
It says three more. Where does it say that?
Say like on this line?
Where the fuck? I'm not seeing this
I'm blind. Wow
The metal next to play
I'll play three more placement games. You're very much right. Gotcha. Okay
All right, all right, hopefully after losing that it dips me down a little bit
Check scoreboard for ranks
Where do I see history
same place match history
of
Okay, it's right below mortal.
Okay, something to, some things to work towards though.
Okay.
Okay, what's up ogre 2 what's going on you play Valorant you play Valorant okay, let's go
Okay, let me think here. You don't want to play look this far
That's just another meme on twitch or places Judd that old of men like us don't understand
and
K.O. Worst win rate of all Asians in ranked really
Okay, we're gonna stop playing K.O
Jeez this I know the map a little bit
Yeah, I think I was actually in as well
So deep
Nothing there nothing
Don't worry that is it
one enemy remaining like a lot of shooting for one guy
let's go
our fate is a fat chud can't kill anyone
who is this
I haven't tried the new isle update yet I heard it's decent though
word on the street is it's decent
I'm not gonna be able to hold that mid air chat, but we'll see if we can get much of our flash kill.
One in mid.
Nice.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, Laura monster!
That's my chud. That's my chud. That's my chud. That's my chud.
Say it with me, he's a stinky chud.
That's fucking chud.
Oh, stinky chud, stinky chud.
Wonder why am I listening to your chud.
one
we have to track you
like 3 minutes
one minute
one more there
one's pillar, that's timid
timid, timid
on site pillar
Oh, go on A, go on A. One in the rope, in the heaven.
Okay, what's up with people using this weird crosshair?
It's like, Counter Shrike players use Resolution 64, you know, like, 4-3 Rezes.
I don't know about using 4-3 Counter Crosshairs.
That's, this thing, looks like it belongs on a stretch res.
I planted
Most guys got a crosser like me dude big fat chunky
Your team is there having right now that is clear no no big main engines new box
watch me
I'm gonna chill out man here dude, this is gonna be really bad
why is this guy...
do you like this one?
I have a Vandal skin. I have a Vandal skin.
I might meet this guy.
Hello, pillar already? That's the same guy, was it not?
I
Dare under
In one place how did I do get under pillar that quick? Maybe he killed him and did that little teleport thing?
I don't even know that's so fucking weird
The f**k is the rush.
Ohhh.
This map is not that fun to play.
Not that fun to play.
Tango map.
This is fun.
Thank you Chud.
I wonder if I could bank a flash off this and do something with it.
He's on top of the wall.
I'm going to go in to be at least heaven.
my ultimate
This is like equivalent to being on like
I'm like playing A on Mirage and like all we're doing is running up A ramp, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna have to find some skin, sorry for that.
I don't have a skin.
Why is there four of us here?
I don't have a skin.
Oh yeah?
I got some jungle skin.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
And dude, the fighting of this game is complete.
Headshot only.
Did I shoot that guy in the face?
And he instantly shoots me back in the face.
So, holy shit, dude.
I'll make fun of Tarek's favorite game.
One more B.
You will not kill my honor.
Sight click.
We are so fucked.
Fight plastic.
Oh man this guy like barely has a crosshair he must use an acrosshair
The scary stuff, the scary, scary stuff.
How do you recognize a Christmas motherfucker?
Hope you're all doing your own as always.
Our family Tears much much from Scotland.
Jamie, how's it going, man?
Same my friends.
Hope you had a good Christmas too, brother.
Thank you so much.
I am not just a shadow.
Hey!
I
I need to cut off some choke points, I need to cut off some choke points, I need to cut
off some choke points fish I'm not even sure what the play I guess it'll be these
These rounds are just so, like, fast and so, like, I don't even know, bro. I don't know how to explain this shit.
Oh my god.
Face face face.
This chud is not very easy.
Look at him he's a chud he doesn't even know where to look.
It's like they're running out of v tunnels on v and I can't do anything to stop it
two out, landing, what the fuck, this guy's gone, they can't be cheered, oh, I'm flashed,
Yes, they're just walking to be do three of them
They just ran through my little grenade to chat right or my trip and maybe I should relate
I
Won't just hit me
I don't know what the old here for
I'm not sure.
I
Do how do I not have anyone watching anything?
Bro, they've hit B. How many rounds in a row?
even looking from heaven for pillar like for wrap on pillar nothing that's insane
two more times
Oh my lord, what am I doing? What am I playing here?
This is ridiculous.
I get the feeling our team's not going to be quite as aggressive, but I can't even
believe it, dude.
Bro, KO absolutely fucking sucks.
I'm going to flash in and this guy's away.
Okay, bye.
one having
they're the same
they're the same
this guy is going to be flanked or something
haven't seen this red island up there, looks like a head
I'll get you guys. I'll take a dump there. I think my gripe with Valorant will always
and forever be the most basic maps I've ever played in any single shooting game. It's really
weird that they have you like start up really close to like you get like half of the Counter
strike running done by time it's so weird it's so fucking weird
of
the
Oh shit, what are you going to do?
Come on, gang!
Okay.
I got a little double take, yeah, a little double take there, I want to go ahead.
the
I'm playing Counter Shack, I just wanted to play some balance since you know, it's right along the same lines as Counter Shack, so I figured
same sensitivity, have a little chill time, I could play with my little brother or something like that, bro this shit is a lot different than I expected
that's for debesers
I forgot like how bursty this game was and how like headshot only it is
That's a good job, pal.
Thank you, brother.
Oh, I'm wondering about you guys, if you want to just recommend a little bit.
Well I'm very bummed you guys if you want to just work a little bit, I'm just bummed
in.
What's up Jay?
I'm trying here dude, I'm trying.
People are really good at this game brother.
I'm going to go back.
Flashy over.
Flashy in your head.
Just turn from this.
Turn.
Look to your right.
Yeah.
Fight, fight.
We're going A heaven right now.
Yeah, heaven.
There's one there.
There's one zip, one zip.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Fight down A.
Oh, maybe I don't crouch there, huh?
Oh, dude.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
Maybe I don't props there.
That's counter strike habit in the house
Maybe I just don't get into a spray there
It countershrank that guy's dead this church head
Maybe I did man. Yeah, keep going between the phantom and the fucking a can I don't know what I want
I feel like Phantom wins that
come back, come back, come back
one's up, one's up
the zip guy fell back
i think clovered me
i'm gonna try to flank through the door
watch out, he could be down there
he's having his breath just
Okay, I could blind swan three three two one swing
He's here
Watch this someone with no crush
Fucking funny. I can't tell if this guy's got good aim or bad aim. It's the best way not to get trolled by your teammates
This is winnable. We're in winnable territory. Is that an eco round? No, I don't think that
was actually an old in the day I guess we can see their money
He's a pillar pillar playing bomb default
This is not looking good
It was close left
It paved the way
He's left really right on the right of your name
That's him
I have to fight down B.
Doesn't fucking matter if I ult if the jet gets a fucking 2k.
I got the sponsorship after this game, Jett, so we're gonna be chilling out on Valorant
Maybe we'll play it after I'm not sure
We shall see
It's just such a weird shooting style in this game
Let's go, Evan.
That's exciting, that's exciting.
What's even happening?
One more, one more.
I have the spike.
Concord clears this game, I don't know man, it's definitely such a weird shooting style.
I don't know what the abilities are that's getting used.
All I know is there is some fucking dark matter around me.
I've had some fucking tentacle squid arms on all of us.
No fucking idea.
Get blind first, huh?
No.
Oh, no.
Watch me.
Did you just, oh my lord, have mercy.
Oh lord.
Alright, let's do this shit.
I don't know how to do that just yet.
We're playing where wins me dudes, uh bros, uh this is, that's rough life right there.
That's a rough life right there.
Alright we're swapping.
Holy lord.
Holy fucking lord.
I need some halo in my life.
Yeah, listen, I'm not trying to hate on ballerina.
It's just very different at the end of the day.
It's just very different.
It just be very different.
of
I'll play it a little bit more.
It's just definitely like a different reaction from me like sudden and counter-strike, you know
You're not gonna you're not gonna be strafe burst strafe burst and live the tail-to-tail
You know I'm saying you're gonna get sprayed down
So it's like when it comes like to a point where I feel like I'm supposed to spray and then the guy goes
This is like well okay
Like and we're like both in the open not jiggle peaking, you know I'm saying
Like that guy with that that's
That's um
That jet that was in no man's land like in no cover in the middle of the open just tap fire headshots like
In countershock if you're no man's like that in no man's land like that someone swings a corner at your so fucking dead
It's like it's barely winnable. You know what I mean?
Like not playing cover not playing like a good location not using like utility just sitting there in the middle of no man's land
Like one bullet pre-firing headshot level
Yeah, right bro countershike first you just swings around that corner wide swings in here fucking spray down
before you could fuck and do anything
Nick what's up dude speaking of Halo the Halo God himself what's up Nick you
know your two blessing me with presents that I appreciate you guys hi bud how
how can I help you?
how can I help you buddy?
how can I help you?
thanks for always being the place to chill brother
love from the wife and die
hope you had a merry christmas
tell I said he's a smoky he's a doofus
thank you I will I will I will bergs
thank you brother I appreciate you my man
muscle up muscle up dude it is fucking hot
in this house
and
and
Okay dudes, you kind of know the drill if you guys watch my stream on where wins meet, but I'm gonna give you guys the spiel anyways
Where the spiel is thank you by the way ever since you do appreciate you guys
Hook me up with a sponsor so many times now appreciate it. I will try to showcase the game properly not yell too much
brother
All right, dudes
Let us see
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We're gonna resume our character here
Basically what I'm doing right now is I'm looking for boss fights
So I'm gonna go look for the next boss fight
I think or actually might just progress a little bit through the story probably made our character look a little cooler
cooler. Depends what you consider cooler. May look definitely more dressed up with stuff.
It is free to play. No pay to win. Paid content only includes cosmetics, monthly pass, and
battle pass. Everstone Studio strictly adheres to a non-pay to win principle ensuring that
none of the paid items affect gameplay balance. All future game content and DLC will also
be released completely free for every player. The game has single player and multiplayer
So pick your poison the game also offers a variety of co-op modes mini-games PVP modes groups
I saw a group dungeons and other MMO style options
you guys saw us do like a boss last time with a bunch of people and
Honestly, we have like a level 65 and it just mopping it, but
Have you tried PVP in this game yet?
No, cuz I heard that you want to be max level for it and have like all your stuff unlocked
So I was just gonna just gonna chill out and place bosses. I know PVP will probably
to push my competitive mindset a little too much, so I want to just chill out, do some
boss fights that doesn't enough, until I get max leveled at least, but yeah, what else?
What else?
The game is that it has an adjustable difficulty as well, both suitable for Souls-like players
or just a common ARPG slash MMO players, so you know, if you're not as good as
I am, I understand you don't want to be on Legendary mode, okay, we just unlocked
this area and shit we might just did I already do this boss or do I pass by him
the dude sleeping on the back of his horse I might be able to fight that guy
I don't really know because this area is new to me this guy
What do you guys think?
Let's get a little bit of...
Let's go here.
Let's get this tower.
We'll get a little bit of this tower.
Okay, we don't want the horse actually right now.
Okay, there's something off about this place.
Ah, can I bust out the porcelain?
What's going on over here?
Uh-oh.
Strength drained.
I can't like double jump right now this is a side campaign zone find
find and play the three drums and there's a boss fight. What?
Get up on this.
I need to try this drum.
Sudden echo of drumming.
Sudden drumming echoes across the long, deserted, body-seeing.
Oh, is it these noises?
Okay.
Okay, not a good sign.
a lot of parrying going on this.
Yeah, I couldn't kill them all if they were doing that.
No, I screwed up.
Oh, this is like his, like, he's gonna die stage- Oh no!
Okay, do you think I'd die, or I was in some trouble there?
I'm stepping into the quicksand, man.
Oh shit, that doesn't sound good.
I swear if I die to an alligator.
Okay.
Strike the drum.
So we need to find three of these things.
That sounded like an alligator to me, dude.
Okay, come on.
So that's the original drum, right?
I thought that I had a heard one over here.
Yeah, okay, so it's just about getting close to it and then it'll pop up on my screen.
Oh fuck.
Oh, he got back up, that's right
Okay, he's back up
Okay, beat nas, beat nas, no problem.
shit
Okay, so gotta find this other guy with a little drum
This game's got a lot of pairing in it, I actually really like the pairing it's super fun
It's it's really how you beat bosses with good pairs
My father my brother's there. Oh, okay. Yeah, someone's pissed at something. That's the original drum
I think we want to go to this one over here
of
Yes sir.
Oh fuck, you need to die now.
Okay.
So let's see what happens here with the third gem. I wonder if they have to go back to the original one first
Yeah
I've been doing that as much as I can well, I probably haven't noticed you probably see me miss a lot
But I've been picking up like herbs and all that shit so I can make more potions
Why are you wearing a wheel of Parmesan on your head, brother fucker?
It's this basic attire right here.
Okay, so imagine we go back to the last drum now, maybe?
I got a face on the back of my head, is that it?
The heck is going on here?
Oh, shit.
This is like a time-limited, like, dungeon, I think.
I'm not right.
Right.
I'm going to fight him like General.
Yeah.
General.
Yeah, I feel like.
a lot of notes, these are player notes right here.
Ah, fuck.
I don't like when they're on horses, man.
This doesn't look like it's going to be an easy fight.
Start.
of
Second phase, if it does that.
Yeah, you're a little bit stronger now.
I never watched out bosses in this game, so I can't imagine it's going to work.
I can't block that.
I'll take retreat.
Damn it.
What are you doing brother?
Okay, that's not great, that's also not great, one more heal.
I could maybe kill him if I just do some more parrys here.
No, I don't hit that, that would have been it.
I
Dad third face no, sir one tap that dude
One tap
Okay, so that's a kind of like a little side boss got some extra shit got level up. Let's go
huge wiener
Okay, let's get that one. Let's get this open here.
Nice.
Got a dagger.
Class complete.
More chests right on this one.
the
K
let us go to this guy unlocked that's
and then do that tower there
I hate you, I appreciate you brother, thank you so much, I hope you had a good Christmas.
You too.
I hate you, I appreciate you brother, thank you so much, I hope you had a good Christmas
my friend.
I just love you.
What's going on here chat?
okay let's take a look at this tower over here clear this guy
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh shit!
Could be much worse go run.
Get outta there!
Oh
Holy fucking shit
No, no
Oh bad bad bad bad. How many heals do I have? I have three. Oh no.
fuck. This is not good, I'm dead. This guy is just airwing me in the back at the same
time.
I got to kill this guy, ASAP.
There we go.
kill one more
I'm gonna kill him more.
You!
Son of a bitch!
No!
There we go.
Okay.
Alright, motherfucker.
Okay.
Let's see what you got now by yourself.
Just drinking on the job, huh, boss?
Okay, that was a pretty tough tower. There's a lot of them still a couple more
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Think I got the victory technically on the tower when I killed the big guy
Cook
Maybe I have medicine wise 16 damn dude, we don't have a lot
okay, I need more herbs and more meat
okay
I have like what?
like thirty now or something?
I'm gonna get into this.
Celestial Seas. Oh, which button was that again?
Where'd it go? I could have sworn there was a chest in here. Okay, I'm tripping balls
I think. Alright, moving on.
Let's go here.
It was behind. It's all good, it's all good. Fuck it. New ball.
Move on.
More herbs there. Just need to pick up everything I see.
I need to find some animals to kill too.
herbs
we need those to make our brewing potions
or to brew our potions rather
I think we need to kill these guys too
I'm looking for some meats, basically, because we also need those for our potions, for this.
from where when you know do where the winds meet oh right villager okay
Let's go take a look at this guy
Can we kill another boss or will this guy be too strong for us?
I feel like they shouldn't be too strong versus it kind of like side bosses, right?
I don't know
Don't be scared, my little donkeys!
You old man!
damn
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
I don't want to waste potions until I got an idea.
Thank you guys.
and
of
Oh man, didn't expect that, okay, that's not bad for no potions there.
Oh, okay, nice.
Ah.
Oh, okay, nice.
Ah.
What?
She moved.
That's not good.
Okay, doesn't have too many moves unless there's a second phase here.
I should be able to kind of, uh, utilize this, uh, range and block these.
I don't know. I'll heal for this.
I'm gonna take a face, that's not good.
That's not good. I'll give it for it, but I don't think it's looking good for me.
I can't see him.
It's a gold attack.
This is gonna be a really tough boss.
There's the whole idea, but with that new area, that when he puts all the white stuff
around that I can no longer see his attacks, or do I need to turn my brightness down, chat?
Hmm
Yeah, this part is so weird cuz I go from like being able to dodge the attacks and not be able to
Yeah, that's gold now too
One second hit by one, I can no longer bail.
Bro, once I get hit by one, I can no longer bury!
Fuck!
Alright, this might be pretty tough, chat.
I have to pay attention to his moveset, not like the things themselves.
I'm gonna give this one out that way.
of
brother that's ridiculous bro come on now I'm hitting that
But once I get one of those I can't knock it anymore.
Okay, okay, I'm starting to learn a couple moves.
I'm learning a couple moves.
if
if
of
I need to retreat!
Brothers, those are blocks. He swears it.
Oh, I forget about that one.
We always come across bosses that kick our ass.
What?
The farts.
of
the
death of
the
death
of
death
of
of
No, I keep forgetting that's a goal.
Okay, their bosses are always fucking hard
I'm not a good start.
I don't know what to do about that.
What are you going to do about that?
I can't fucking see the attacks.
I literally can't see them.
What do I do if I can't see an attack?
Alright, I'm going to a different boss.
I really don't want to fight a boss where I can't fucking see his attacks.
Do you think it's my brightness?
Wait a sec.
Can't be, dude.
That's so frustrating, man.
That is so frustrating
I'm a little annoyed, I'm not gonna lie.
of
of
of
I
I
It's hard to time that fucking back kick.
that's not real
there.
that's what we're talking about.
Roger!
Brawl, come on now.
I think we might spend this whole fucking time fighting this boss right here chat
that. Brother, come on, man.
Hmm
I can barely see those.
I got him, I did, okay, I mean, can I see his attacks, is the question?
I mean, I don't think so.
Brother, it's so fucking ridiculous.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Oh dude.
I don't think I want to fight this guy, I'm not going to lie.
I just can't see the attacks and then you get hit by one and you can't you can't parry
anything else that comes after it they just chain hit you.
It's hard enough to see in this area.
A lot of the reason I can even get to that point is because I can parry those, but now
I'm not gonna be able to parry them in the next phase, it's fucking crazy.
And that's a gold, I can't parry that either, you know what I'm saying?
of
of
of
of
of
of
I really don't like the second phase at all.
Brother, what do you want me to do, man?
the fuck you are gonna do
I get hit by one of those, I'm hit by all of them
I don't know what to do with this.
Dammit.
Brother, that's so ridiculous.
I'm going to get a kill.
I'm going to get a kill.
I'm going to get a kill.
of
of
All right, all right, stay strong.
I can barely see them, dude.
Get over there!
Aw, fuck.
That's so stupid, dude.
Wow, dude, I didn't know there was another one coming, I thought that was the chill one.
I'm not there.
I
See it
of
I like the game
of
I get hit by all of them because I get hit by one of them.
that's such dude it's such a load of fucking shit
My patience.
good boy buddy, good boy, you get out of here, okay, I'm fine
Hey dude, good start man.
I'm gonna lose it chat, I'm gonna lose it.
Not being able to see the attacks is frustrating.
Brother I am on on that dude shut up
I'm going to run out of potions and I'm going to start fucking gathering again, dude.
that's a little shit
ah
oh you're not hit me with that
You're not hit me with that
Let me just see the attacks man. Oh, it's such a load of shit brother
I
Can't just see the attacks I have to have to be bright as fuck
I have 9 left.
Okay, I got some more that I can get right now, so I have 19 left.
Oh my god, brother.
Bro, it's dark.
I have the game dark as fuck.
What do you mean?
I have to invert my fucking colors.
Let me see the fucking attacks.
Oh my lord, bro.
My eyes are squinting at this.
Okay, come on bro, let me see some of these attacks. Please, for the love of fucking God.
if
rather no way to be for 5,000
Okay.
Brother.
Brother, no way that crats be for that much!
Dude, and then we get them down so far away that I don't get much out of it.
Wow, I did. If I get hit by one...
Dude, let me punish! Please!
Fucking unreal!
Unreal, brother.
I'm getting pissed, chat.
What is this slow motion shit, bro
of
My frustration levels are getting crazy.
All right, this game's hard.
Oh
I
What is
I
brother I just I do these attacks are so hard to see it's fucking crazy dude
Alright dude, gotta stay composed the best I can in here.
I think we got some hard bosses, man. This game's got some real hard bosses.
of
of
What the fuck is that?
I just there's just no punishes dude
there's just no punishes on this guy as forced with his weapon randomly hit me and then
want to get close to him like brother just...
Yeah, I just lowered my brightness so I can see his attacks levels here.
Legit can't see them in the next phase.
Brother what what just happened there
Some of you guys will be good at this game. I am not.
Brother, please. Jesus Christ.
There's the horse attack it's so fucking annoying.
Don't be whatever.
I can't see the attacks, man.
Kill him.
Thank you.
Wow, that's so ridiculous.
Bro, that's so fucking ridiculous dude.
No, I just can't see anything.
Okay, what am I supposed to do about that, brothers?
Okay, what the fuck do I do about-
Did you guys see any of that shit?
Okay, alright dude, got it.
Got it.
Ah, I just don't understand that.
Please do a lot of damage.
what the fuck was that
right there
I think I know how to beat him.
I think I figured it out in that run right there.
I think I figured this out.
I think I figured this out.
No way that fucking easy parry gets through twice in there though dude.
No fucking way.
No fucking way.
I think I figured out though.
Well, okay brother.
Okay, get out of your little bed.
I'm sure I love you.
Why not?
What are I now
All right, dude, come on man
Don't take this as anything, but I'm enjoying myself a lot here, okay?
When I beat this guy, I'll feel better about myself.
I'm not done with this, and I'll beat this fuck.
Sorry, but hold on.
Oh, that is so ridiculous.
come on man, what the fuck was that?
Yeah, I got him here, too.
Okay, man, come on, dude, please.
Okay, I think in this...
What?
What?
What the fuck is this? You didn't eat and go to the next phase?
What the dude? You gotta be fucking kidding me right now.
Oh dude, that is dude. That's gotta be the biggest load of shit
that's happened to me so far. Did you see that?
Brother, that's such a bloat of shit right there.
It's the donkey attacks that are fucking ridiculous, dude.
Okay, I think I got this, dude.
Not this round, but I think I got this.
I haven't figured out.
I have this figured out.
what I want to do.
bro that right there is oh infuriating dude how i don't parry there is insane to me
Okay, I got this shit. I got this shit. I got this shit. I figured it out
of
I got this, dudes.
I got him figured out.
Okay!
Okay! Okay!
Brother, let me target the fucking boss, man!
Bro, slow motion, yes!
I'm getting pissed at that right there when I just get hit by all of them, so fuck on
One.
Bro, why don't you shoot that straight?
Bro, that is so fucking ridiculous, dude.
Oh, it's so fucking ridiculous, how am I not preparing those, man?
too low damage here come on baby, we got this, we got this
What?
No.
What?
What?
No.
Oh, what the fuck is going on here?
I
Mother!
Dude, that's such a fucking joke.
That's such a fucking joke, man.
Bro, come on, man.
One time I stung him his way over here
You gotta be kidding!
Dude hits me for 4000 with this little nose hit.
doesn't even have a wind-up nothing bro just a little nose hit for 4k nice
fucking bonkers brother
Oh, it's craziness.
after this fight we gotta continue some fucking story line chill out of the boss
fight's a little bit. It's been fucking crazy this.
Bro, I just like, the inability to see those,
uh, like, to see those attacks is fucking pissing me off.
of
You guys got to change those attacks to purple or something
the
the
Okay, second phase. Okay, okay.
Alright, alright, I can do this.
of
death
of
death
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of
of
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No.
Oh.
Oh my god!
Oh I hit the wrong one so it turns me... okay that's how that works, okay.
That's rough.
Brother, that's unfucking believable.
Bro, I fucking parried that, man!
of
I
Oh
No
I am hitting that peri bro please
I
Brother
I'm gonna fuck
of
a brother
I'm giving up on this one Jimmy Jigs, thanks for gifting 5, appreciate you brother
I
Make sure my gears are broken
I just wanted to fucking get one more
uh attack so I could be close to him when this happens and I screwed myself
I think I get up on this one
I think I give up but we're gonna try we're gonna try
We're gonna try still
I can't believe you started like that.
Brother, that's not a hit. Please. And he does it again. Come on, bro. And there
Oh, no telegraph on that. I'm dead.
I'm trying to get this.
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Oh.
3,000 damage for choosing wrong fuck man what
Oh, I almost had no stamina for that, please, you gotta leave me alone, brother.
Thanks for the nether.
I don't like doing a sponsored stream and not being able to beat a single boss.
I feel stupid.
Dude, come here skinny a fuck.
Oh, and zero, no, bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
I don't care, I'm still fighting him.
I'm here to kill this guy.
I hate you by the way, if you fucking, I hate you.
Nice little demo.
If you want to craft, say they can make more than five times fun.
I'm about to get 50 of these and then we'll be good.
was it this guy chat? wait I can tell, yeah.
I can't upgrade my heal anymore. It's not like, it's not like the reason I'm losing is because my heals aren't good enough.
Well, I guess to get up. I haven't, they don't heal that much for me. Whatever.
I found that to be sucky because I want to get as much damage as I can that's like the worst thing that can happen here
right there essentially
It's like right when I'm about to stun I'm getting the rock move
I'm trying to be close to him when we do this.
Should be able to get him here.
Okay, two heals.
Just gotta play like a god for a while.
Oh that dude that is just a load of shit man that is for I'm hearing
Come on dude, there's not even a little bit of an animation on that
Oh you can't slow-motion me like that, brother, it almost gets me fucked.
I'm so good at this brother, okay.
Okay, hey, hey.
Oh, come on, man.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
This horse attack like the horses attacks when you get close are just so un-telegraphed that it's ridiculous
Like brother
Yeah, Jay. I'm gonna watch some more of it tonight. My gear is not broken, Roka.
I
Maybe, maybe?
Yes sir.
Okay.
Come on man, I'm fucking hitting these parrys!
How does that...
Tinnitus buried there's zero chance. Oh, that's so fucking dead dudes this I'm telling you
This game is killing me right now it's fucking killing me right now
That's such a load of shit
I
Had a such a load of shit dude, it's such a load of fucking shit
Is there a way to tell which one to attack their chat or is that just all chance
bro that is so fucking ridiculous
How does that last one not get parried dude?
one more
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So fucking ridiculous, dude
What's up, I don't rather bo ski J was cracking
one
one
of
the
two
of
the
two
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the
two
two
two
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What he like hit me with the end of the attack
And I'm glad that when he gets stunned attack continues come on man, you know, that's a load of shit
I got stupid little fucking nose attack he does now.
or
brother it's like how is that last one not
oh dude I'm gonna lose my fucking shit
Oh, why is it Egypt?
Oh
Bro dude, these are not knocking Perry dude
Dude how does that third one not parry?
It's going right through me.
Look at that!
How?
Please do a lot of damage here.
Oh
I
Oh dude, no fucking way
Finally it hits.
Hey dude.
Dude, I'm so fucking broken right now.
and I'm so fucking broken right now.
the
other two don't give me the slow motion shit like if that's gonna be the case please allow me to turn that off
Why does that fourth one not hit me bro?
Like, it would be very helpful if that was the case.
if it would just fucking hit.
I didn't mean to do that. Oh my god, I'm lucky.
That's too close.
Please. Just kill him here. Please.
Oh my god I hate you I hate you hate you
Oh my god
The boss is in this game take some serious time
I'm always thinking to myself like what can be like I've already beaten this boss this
boss this boss that were crazy hard like how can the next one even be that difficult and
And then I run into fucking donkey dude.
I've got him.
Thank you Everstone for the sponsorship and for making me range a little bit.
I appreciate it.
Much love, guys.
Guys, if you guys are interested in this game, it is free to play on Epic, Steam, and PlayStation
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It's also on mobile.
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Yeah.
You don't have to play it on Legend, like my dumb ass does.
Okay, you could play it on easier difficulty,
but you know, I'm stubborn.
I'm stubborn in video games.
Thank you again, Everston, appreciate it, guys.
Bro, every time I think,
what kind of bosses can come next year,
They really dish you another fucking boss.
Cause I kicked, I, the boss before this,
I beat him on the first try.
So I was sitting there thinking like,
I'm fucking strong.
I'm about to beat ass.
Then we ran into a donkey guy.
Oh my goodness, dude.
That fight was crazy.
Dude, he turned the whole area white
and I couldn't even see him.
I had to lower my gamma.
to be fair I play my games bright so that's my own fault
okay we'll do that tomorrow dude we'll do that tomorrow I just got my butt kicked for two and a half hours so
It's a donkey guy bro. He had his donkey farting on me dude pooping at me. It's it's insane
We're back on this game tomorrow to find another boss that will make me lose my shit, so yeah come check it out
oh my goodness legendary difficulty got me twisted bros
I think there's one more world boss in this area, so that will be the idea chat we are
We're going to try to get our ranking on Valorant right now.
Don't yell at me.
Want to see where we end up.
CS2, please.
Relax, OK?
No way.
Yes, way.
Yes, way.
We're all going to make it.
Relax, I'm a Counter Strike player, I will be playing Counter Strike, I'm just playing
a little bit of Valorant to see where I get raided.
It's been somewhat chill, somewhat annoying.
I guess that's how all my games go though.
I'm not really in like a an MMO type of mood, that's you know what I mean, so.
How do you like the weapon handling in Valorant vs. Yes, though?
I prefer Counterstrike, so I like to, you know, I'm like a, I'm not like a full blown burst headshot type of player in Counterstrike.
There's not many that only do that.
I'm more of a, you know,
three to four to like three to six bullet bursts or full blown spraying shit like that
is brimstone played at a decent level chat
yeah yes okay yeah yes okay i like smoke grenades in this game i always have
I always thought Viper was really good because she can like keep reapplying her smokes in areas.
I'm not a big duelist guy, I don't think. I don't think I'll ever be a duelist.
Okay, let's go.
I'm gonna make a try couple.
I always look good.
You're ready.
Oh, I'm over this map, this map's pretty tough.
This is probably one of the best maps, right?
I
Was this game that guy just one dig me through the wall
just one dig me through the wall my man was sliver peeking like this and then
one dig me through the lord I hate this game a lot of you dudes we'll see what
we get ready to see if it's worth our second time but
I got some cards here.
255.
Oh, why you pull your knife at me left and right.
You're gonna have to roll.
Bro, and then that's how that works?
Dumpster fire.
yes, nothing to see down there
I
Have a smoke on the smoke red side
Then we lost a room
Tonya?
I might hate this game.
i just might fucking hate this game
i'm not going to serve
here
yeah
like
I'm going to flash right corner here, someone is sitting in, gosh, last, last, that's that
Jesus, not getting instantly headshot is kinda nice.
I'm not good at this game. I'm fucking horrible at it.
120 120
120 glove
of
this is a for what
what the fuck is that flash?
Your cars are coming.
Yoru has a flash and he has a fucking bot that turns into a flash. He's got a double flash that guy.
This game is unreal.
I
So I'm gonna take one stick
Okay, we five down up five man down mid
We hear of it
He's acting like he's sticking to us on there.
He's got his full stamina, no full shit.
Yeah, I'm done, Claire.
I don't like to see how they're going to go there.
This game is actually kind of bad.
I'm surprised.
Yeah, he killed the man then
I'm not killing anybody
Trust me, they're gonna make me stick, but when they do, take advantage.
We got it, team. It's all good.
No, this is wonderful, bro.
I'm going away about how bad some of these fights are.
How about going out?
Subsea. CCC.
Am I dead? Yep.
Oh god.
Just rest his teammate.
Just rest his teammate.
No way.
This has gotta be... Playing this game competitively has gotta be the most annoying fucking game
I'm not done, but I'll cut the bullet hole too.
She's just revived some dude.
I'm gonna smoke short well this is a diamond bro what are you talking about
I'm so mentally checked though bro, it's crazy.
Let's come watch the fucking tournament all these games might be like, oh, I should kill you if you don't
Wait
Done me a thing
It's a it's a
There's smoke on me
There's one behind me, behind me, behind me
Brother, uh, dude
How does he even clear that?
I don't know.
He skips one more than me, bro.
I'll try to hop in, maybe.
And I don't want to say it in the Valorant section, but Counter Shite clears this game
so fucking hard.
not even funny
he's next
shot
I'm alone
down
The way somewhere
He's turning around he's gonna walk back
30 seconds left.
Planted
Fuck off, fuck off
Real, real, real, real
Wait, no, no, I swear it's the good thing where like you're gonna hear it
I'm out of here this is my last game this has got to be the worst fucking game I've
ever played just throwing a flash it instantly popping out of a fucking smug oh my lord it's
so disgusting so f**king disgusting
Jesus this game is so bad bros
it's so f**king bad
I'm out this b**ch
holy f**king horrible
absolute f**king dog sh** game
It's the fucking headshots
No fucking sprays, utility that's fucking complete bullshit nonsense
Jesus Christ dude
I can't even fucking, I can't do this
That's like, in the wall somewhere!
Oh my god, I regret ever playing this
Holy bro, I thought this game was comparable to counter-attack. This is straight up T moose. Yes, it's fucking
People play this
I
Holy fuck horrible
Holy fuck, I'm blind.
Yes, yes.
No.
Holy shit.
in my life what I thought this game was this bad.
It's like a hundred times worse than CS, why would anybody play this over Counter-Strike?
I'll never understand.
This is so bad.
Oh my god.
Holy terrible game, why would I waste my time playing this shit. Oh
My god back to face it we go brothers. Oh my god
That's I'm sure you will never see me in this category again. It's not saying how if you do
You will never see me again. Goodbye. Have a good life.
Never in my life, but I think now that was not fucking bad, but dude, that has got me going to the worst games in the book of blood.
It's straight up Team New Counter Shack, bro. It's so fucking terrible.
Oh my god, dude.
Just brain dead just brain dead gameplay. It's insane. Oh
My god, you will never be able to fix that game. That is so fucking broken
That is insanely insanely bad
can flash out of a smoke bro it damn near pops instantly I don't know how I'm
supposed to react to that dude but have fun have fun that's gotta be the stupid
thing I've ever seen you know porcelain thanks so much man for the five gift
does man appreciate it put Doris to the prime and appreciate it thanks so
They sure should thousand days before that team in
I do I didn't think it was that bad. I thought it was kind of like I
Thought it was kind of similar a little bit more to counter strike than that and like maybe the the abilities of pan themselves
out a little bit, dude, they're all horrible. Every part of that game was fucking horrible.
holy shit dude
The abilities in that game are so fucking stupid
I'll wait for a miniker and Arya's game to be finished and I'll see if I can play with
them.
I just can't, I'm so bad for how bad that was, that's insane to me.
I
Do that dude did an arrow in that room and I looked up and couldn't even see it and it was still pinging me
just because you can't handle it doesn't mean it's not good no that game is not good
I get my shit kicked in all the time on counter strike
that game is straight up not good
the abilities in that game are absolute dog shit the shooting is really not that good
either
only
mouse twenty times better than 16. You're out of your fucking mind bro.
You're out of your mind.
Last team who countershrank bro.
That game is wow.
I can't believe how fast flashes pop around corners out of a smoke just
Okay
Counter strike you actually have to fucking throw pop flashes to get that type of flash bro
in this in that game you just toss an ability out there you're in there
you guys are batshit crazy if you're playing valor
batshit crazy
Reggie's I'd relax on typing if I were you brother.
You know I'm right.
Well you decided to type again.
Suck a fucking dick.
Reggie.
Goodbye.
Never come back.
Have fun appealing that God, you're stupid
That's the hill you decided to die on defending valorant and talk of shit at
same time
How do you stop yourself from Ray John installing CS2 when it gets bad?
i just had a moment like that
i've got my ass kicked in many times in countershake
riches online i said the 10 gift does man appreciate you brother
yeah welcome guys to the spot hope you enjoy thanks so much for this for me
appreciate you
holy fuck
I had no idea Valorant was in that sort of state.
Yeah, I don't know how to get through the Counter Shrike stuff.
Learning smokes and all that shit definitely helps though.
and
the answers
Valorant is like League of Legends with guns.
It almost feels more important to practice just using the abilities than it is to use
any of the guns.
Long.
Yeah.
That gunplay wasn't very good either.
Not gonna lie.
This is...
I'm trying to stay.
Library 1.
There's someone.
This is weird.
What are they doing?
Alright, you can take this.
I don't know, I think it'd be fun to play a battle with Summit, but I don't know if he
hates the game, then he hates the game.
That game is fucking hard man, there's so much shit going on, like there's so much
shit going on in that game, you just get like overwhelmed sometimes.
They can be pushing mid.
Thanks, Zach.
You guys can hit it.
I'll never play that one again.
OK.
I'm getting B-250 through the f***ing smoke.
That's got to be the one of the worst games I've ever played.
What's it going to be?
Stoop.
Brother, what is going on?
I'm not lying.
That's going to be one of the worst games I've ever f***ing played.
I don't know why I keep lagging while I'm watching.
I don't know why I keep lagging while I'm watching.
So we can't wait to play Valorant again?
Yeah, I played Valorant. I played that game in over a fucking year.
But I would I'd actually it'd be a nice break from CS. I actually plays about but I wouldn't want to play by myself
So if someone's with play then I would play like I'd play with him
So you need a game just sucks now man. He really does
So the Q to diamond a if I see you
Yeah, I've hit diamond
uh and yeah people started to get play, like people started to play like fucking like hardcore
or the team works just like really fucking insane
someone just raised on how bad doll is for him
I mean you can't complain about that, he hasn't played the game in fucking crap
like it's way different than CS like you just gotta get used to it a little bit
I know he's like really hard on himself, so he could like take it so.
He, he, you know, you gotta give yourself like maybe a couple weeks, actually, I kind of understand that, okay.
Here's how people play.
Brother, the whole game was, the, the terrorist ball up into a team of five, and then go to a site, there was like no rotations, no nothing.
It was just stack up go somewhere stack up go somewhere fucking horrible
Oh, there's fucking smoke here smoke there a fucking random flash here a fucking an arrow flying into a
Part apart in the ceiling you can't even see and it's still fucking dude
You gotta be the devil's thing and then jets just slamming through everything
Like I said, in Counter-Strike, at least you have to pop flash for teammates.
Your pop flashes are more than turnable from them, unless you're throwing really good
flashes.
It's just like, bro, the guy fucking walked into a smoker and ate him through a fucking
ability into the fucking sky.
Oh, you're blind!
Okay, got it.
got it
I can't aim with this shit
ah how's everybody dying
kill the journalist man
fuck
I should have won that. Fuck me.
Fucking animals chasing after you.
People move way too fast, it's not fair.
Fuck man, I should have won that dude.
Where are we going D?
Yeah, but the thing about Counter-Strike flashes is like not every flash just does, you know,
flashes everything.
You have to throw proper flashes, you know what I mean?
Like, oh my god, look how easy that is to turn from if they're not throwing a good
flash, right?
If that was fucking valorant, the flash would be a fucking 0.25 turning radius or like
turning time or you're blind how do we not get that killed like you actually have
to throw good flashes for them to actually work it mattered Valor you just
chucked a fucking ability around the corner and it fucking slams damn near
instant it's disgusting losing that 1v1 when I have the smoke no exactly where
he is have the bomb in my feet the guy just goes flash speak oh my lord I knew
right then and I knew on that round that I the game was over for me
dude oh he's playing his home if I get that killer's chance there fuck man fuck
CS is boring compared to Valorant
Dude Valorant's like you do half of the map moving in your fucking bison
It's horrible, I don't understand it dude
It's actually fucking horrible
I was just watching the video of that guy in a code of cheating on me and one be one check
three losses on romance one of the fun is the two old times
There you do, thanks brother.
You're chased man.
Fuck, man.
Someone's CT.
There's one site, one back wall.
Okay.
Sheesh.
She ain't plumbin'.
Shit.
I can't win, dude.
I fucking hop in here dude
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
of
Oh my lord.
Bro, get a fucking entry frag, get traded, rezed.
Oh my god.
That there was ever Rez's in Valorant just is fucking crazy.
Revive me, Sage.
me.
I
Played at a time sage could res multiple people
I don't recall
I'm just considering all of my Valorant gameplay trauma that my brain hopefully forgets forever
I at least confirmed it to myself because I always thought Valorant was like pretty decent
Counter-Shack was also pretty decent pretty big competitors for one another. I
I I just confirmed that to me at least Valorant is absolute trash
More so than I ever thought
Jagger what's that brother?
More so than I ever thought it was dude
I mean bro, I get my shit kicked in in League of Legends, it's not like I say the game is
trash, I just get annoyed that I'm fucking bad at it.
I'm willing to admit that I'm bad at that game and that's the reason that it happens
like that.
Bro, Valorant is just convoluted with a bunch of nonsense.
It's just a bunch of nonsense in it.
grenades, wallhacks, rocket launchers, dashes, fucking teleports, ah brother, absolute trash.
God forbid I don't want to fucking find an arrow that's BING BING BING oh dude, ah I'm
dead, shes shes shes so I gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever fucking seen.
Just flashing out of a smoke and it just insta pops without any fucking necessity
of like throwing anything good no that shit doesn't fucking have a sound just
horrible brother I'll like I said brother it'll never be played again ever ever
again gotta be the worst shit I've played in so long I usually don't quit
games that fast give me some credit I take a lot of
before I get to that point usually, but fuck in hell, dude.
It's absolute dog shit.
Stack up on sites,
push them,
I spent more time rotating in that game than I ever will in Counter-Shite.
It's horrible.
Three bomb sites!
God, dude.
One of their bomb sites on one of those maps is literally a square
with a rectangle inside of it, and that's it!
I can't even believe it. It's that bad. God, man. And I've gotten my ass kicked and counter-strike
many times brother that's it's got to be one of the worst games I've ever played
ever brother wall hack arrows bouncing off three walls fucking people flashing
out of smoke grenades and the flashes instant brother is no worse game I it's
Not even close to Counter Strike, not even close to Counter Strike.
No, bro...
It's the worst game ever.
There's three BOMB sites!
It's the dumbest shit I've ever played!
I feel bad for anybody that has to play that game, Colin.
I've played like semi pro for two years, dude.
And I think I like shaved 12 years off my life.
My life
You know like in Counter-Strike you have to throw like a really good flash or you get the pop flash for a teammate brother
Every flash in that game is damn near instant
Yeah, and distance doesn't matter unless it's like yeah, you're just full-blown I
Just couldn't stand it
And then like the enemy team all I do on CT side is
Did my teammates go they say the bomb site that's getting hit and it just gets hit
There's no like thought process going here going there rotating here
It's just group up and go brother and I spend my time
Rotating and that's it
I'm doing with a brief back.
I'm just looking for the exact...
Is that Goldie?
He's short.
Shit, that felt like a fucking...
There's two there, yeah.
That felt like a fucking...
That felt like every round that I had ever...
That I played in Valor today was that fight right there.
I'm trying to let them come.
I'm actually surprised that guy
was standing completely still
catching a swing like that
to be honest with you.
I'm out of there
I do that planning for you
Worst fucking games ever
One CT
Okay, I'm awful
Let's go fast, go fast there.
Oh, fake A then.
Oh, fast A, sorry.
Sorry, I thought everything would be here.
I'm coming back.
I'm gone, I'm gone.
I'm sure.
Down over CS2, CS, go over down there.
I don't know what the fuck you like about that dude.
Don't know anything.
Don't understand it.
Yeah, there's more of this.
Come back in.
To release the map.
CT smoked.
Yeah, we're not bad.
Watch your aiming, Flake.
What a flash, Shannon.
Two more.
Three, all three.
One more out.
One more out.
Okay, bro.
I was just holding big last week.
Just standing there.
This soloist guy doesn't give a fuck about shoulder peaks.
Rock-o.
I'm talking.
He's saving.
I'm saving.
You want me to go?
I'm taking water.
Bro, I don't care how bad CS2 feels compared to CSGO.
Not fucking dealing with wallhacks.
Fucking teleporting characters.
Rocket launchers, the whole shamanic, brother.
Maybe I'm too old for that shit
I get my shit kicked in a counter strike all the time, but it just feels absolutely atrocious
That's someone picked it up and I fucking dropped it
I literally sold my galeel so I picked it up I re-picked up my galeel
I'm gonna flash something, flash in cave
Left left corner left corner
Let's go for a lay here.
Oh fuck.
I'm just walking down.
Could be a main.
And they're walking.
Yeah, I did see a shot of the first.
Good.
That's him.
He's walking back down below.
I've done it, I think.
Yeah, I saw that.
Dude, that's about it, look.
Yeah, he would have gotten both of those.
I saw a shadow and I took me a second and I thought it was yours, and I realized it couldn't have been.
I need a gap, brothers.
Yeah, I'm sure you could have come from last round, dude.
Thank you.
one of the guys, you know, when we made that mid-tank, we were off and back
if you guys want to go mid, I want to go to 1-2 right now
yeah, that's it
only had the one pop
pushing K, right there
you're in this area?
in through
yeah, it's too close to be ramped
too close
he's in between the smokes
I want the more
I don't want to get crazy, it's like a bomb, but I'm pushing man.
I'm fell back, I'm gonna regress for you man.
One's in red, I might be able to get a pick here.
Yeah, yeah
He tried it
Yeah, you're burning
Yeah, I was fucking down with that guy to flash to the fucking corner that wall instantaneously would have gotten me and I'd be dead
I'm going to pop fast and dead.
Pop fast and dead.
Another one popping now.
Yes.
There's still the part push, I'm waiting.
Yeah, push in.
Another one there.
I'm going to fall off that.
I wouldn't get crazy, just hold.
Just play passive.
There's one to push B, the other.
He re-sourced me.
I'm gonna go right now
Holy shit, look at us we're spread across the map are all bunched up into one bomb site, dude. Oh my god, it's heaven
It's fucking heaven. It's a great game
You see more or no
Was Lane cubby yeah, I'm thinking the same
Or outside D doors
Yeah, it's like the doors
That's
Where's that smoke right?
Almost like a five-man sack is different doesn't even play different this game
Just doesn't everybody just doesn't bunch up and hit one fucking site every fucking round
One in B site, default.
Two B, two B.
One in B.
One's close, kid.
I'm gonna fake plant.
You're good to plant, you're good.
I'm gonna default.
Might die from the wall.
I got ready one. I'm sorry Kyle. I was asking for a smoke. I finally turned around and then
I get danged through a fucking wall. I didn't know what happened. I was like third through
the door so I figured the first two guys had it and I just ignored it.
I like that.
I'm gonna take care of this.
Oh no.
They have blood control, triple.
Interfersed.
One of you guys boosted.
Watch here.
What's going on?
Okay, push.
Okay, spamming cave pillar.
Two, one more cave.
One mid, jump up, watch.
Cave entrance.
Watch.
Okay, push through short smoke.
Drag him back.
Okay.
Thank you.
Hey, there's my dude.
Oh, the aspect planed it.
Smoke.
Ow.
Oh, he came through.
There's one spawn and one's for spamming.
He's out.
He's planting for you.
Nice.
Nice.
We are the best.
Uh...
Got me, Jerk.
Where are you?
Yeah, we got it all, yeah.
Oh, the fireman, the fireman.
What's up, now, John?
Yeah, they're bad.
That's me.
Hey, Bruce.
That's the little one way.
I had him for like 5-3 or something
Let's just play Dali then
Question
Throw the flashback
I threw the flashback
Hit and done it
one
one
one
one
one
one
CT, plush and spawn. Plush here again.
Fall right.
They will be spawned together.
I can plant for CT.
Okay.
I'm going to speak.
Molly, Molly!
I'm going back back!
Molly, Molly!
Molly, Molly!
I'm going back back!
Molly, Molly!
I'm very well.
I think I'm going down.
Okay, okay, vengeance.
I pulled out my name.
The first win.
Ah, he dropped some guns.
I'm going cave again.
I need to tell him why I jumped up.
Okay, let's go.
We're not doing anything.
get on our terrorists win
I go cave fast
no I go out there and fast
Okay, speaking.
You're good.
You know the tourists win, bro.
They're doing the standard shit where they fight jump up a cave and someone aggro be
Maybe they go out mid. They don't even smoke it out of bed.
All fluffy smoke cave, so we can go out mid.
If we want to go out mid like slightly delayed, we can't even go fast.
They're Molly, so we're going to have to do the smoke.
Let's go.
Get on that map.
I
Just one place there one place there
The bomb has been planted.
Terrorists win.
We will dance on your praise.
Remove any dotes in your head.
It's us or them.
Nice.
I hope I don't have to take all your rays of hemp.
Anybody wants to donate?
Oh yeah, take it.
Thank you.
Remember, this is fun.
Oh no.
That's what he gets for being nice.
Affirmative.
Sorry.
I'm taking B, the rest should be in Bavar.
I'm doing that bot.
Missing all my shots.
I
Was bought
What our budget run out there for I don't know but
He just reconnected and instant left again, so we don't get the two minutes. We should just get a
Yo, Shamot, I'm gonna tell you to hold this position, hold the fucking position, bro.
That was really weird.
It's a disconnected and then console will have more details like right as this round
started out of freestime I felt really weird in the act you check the console
for the deets or what it said like missing some random item for XP or
something and strange
okay I'm grabbing real quick
I said, I got him.
Okay, jump up, jump up.
Let's back off.
I'm sure they're playing down that pretty fast.
One out, man.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Wait for fuck.
Could be going in a red.
Yeah, I got it.
Yep, he's there.
I
Went towards you
Little bit
Fuck
I'm saving.
Hard to eat this.
I
don't know
in case
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Okay, get out of here.
44, damn.
I have it for 86.
Alright, I'm gonna smoke B door.
I'll smoke your guys' uh, although...
Watch me while I'm here.
Sanctuary out.
Grenade out.
Throwing smoke.
Grenade out.
Flashbang.
Sanctuary out.
More men.
Smoke.
Throwing flashbang.
Throwing flashbang.
One copy.
Throwing fire.
Throwing flashbang.
I should have told him to grenade.
Yeah, the cave's open.
One's behind me.
We're up.
I should have told him to grenade.
Where's the body?
I don't know.
are you playing cave or are you being able to do that cave?
I don't have molly for that.
three here
three here
What the fuck kind of headshot was that?
Both inside, one planning, one default.
I think we need to kind of fight towards B and then mid control to be honest they're
We're jumping up ledge for a minute.
They're just so we can get to the cave.
Let's just go for mid control here.
Shut it down.
They're in the water. They're clearly in.
Suits his phone.
One lurked out at...
I
Play 131, let me up
Or let me up a remind me up a
Yeah, like three minutes and play like just retake on fucking beat like
Smoke the entrance Molly the entrance or whatever
That was a very rain over shit
They made it, they made it.
Do you guys fight jump up here, we have to fight jump up, we have to take some control.
That's what I meant, in line.
Red.
Red.
Watch your cat.
Come on out there.
Come on out there.
Flash through.
Flash through.
Flash through.
Just hold it back.
Not planning.
I'm not planning.
I'm not planning.
I'm not planning.
I'm not planning.
I'm not planning.
I'm not planning.
I wonder what the smoke is.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Give up.
Just play 3B.
I'm going to smoke B door, try to take lane control through 2K, and I'll go B main, and
just spot like mid from down there.
I
Watch and prove I mean
I
Flash mid I don't know where from that's from T spawn
Nothing
You didn't come from red
He's getting one health going for bomb to me
too close to me
i say
in cave
can we regress to be main right here
i'm kind of like pass a little in cave here on the box
I don't think we, I don't think we do.
I'm gonna head back to A.
Yeah, they're going ahead. Four cave.
Calling in. Another one in.
Is that I'm in?
I'm on HV.
They're both there?
Oh my god, how do we lose this man?
I
25
3, North, North
3, 30
3, North
20, man
10
He's falling
He's on the other side
One more outside the main doors
Oh, hey, bro.
Oh, hey, one F1's off.
One of those dead could go red.
And we've got streets.
Red, red.
I'm going to go back to the
much love for the sport guys I know it's a lot of money dudes thank you so much thank you so much
All right, we're good. I'm done eating. I don't know how I lost that game. That was
I'm not stressing it dude
Playing against the Lux and Jordan the fuck
and
he got told your mom was a cast and our greatest that she
I feel like you didn't.
No you didn't I promise. If you ever feel tilted on Counter-Shack go play Valorant
dude and you'll realize where you're at and Counter-Shack is way better. I was
I was talking when I was getting pissed
The game is just fucking horseshit dude. It's just all over the place. There's just nothing
I'm telling you right now you play Valorant you will hate yourself
I'm telling you you'll hate yourself
I told that community that you guys will never see me again, goodbye.
You can't even spray in that fucking game, brother. It's just all, it's just like the weirdest dudes will be in no man's land, no cover, you know what I mean?
Just single tapping corners, trying to fucking like randomly in headshots. It's so weird, brother.
It's telling you.
It's hella- and your character moves so fucking slow.
You move at the speed of butthole.
I'm telling you, you won't like it.
The flashbangs are so fucking stupid fast and you won't have to throw them in with
any skill at all.
It's terrible, brother.
bunches up and goes to one site all you spend half your CT side just rotating you
don't even you don't even fight people you're rotating because all their their
maps are so fucking horrible dude one of their bomb sites is just a room with a
rectangular block in it and that's it it's the most ridiculous thing I've
ever seen
I don't know.
Volcano? Like one of the original stuff that...
Yeah, well, Volcano didn't lost his skill in those if he's making any of those maps.
I don't know. It's nice to try and put a T.
Scarist's win.
Nice shot.
These are different maps.
I don't know, dude. We didn't...
didn't let the big volcano was involved at the very least in the beginning maps of
valorant and I'm sure be really those are all terrible too so I'm sure he's a dope
guy nice fellow was he not the maps in CS go
I remember I got into a pub with them and I was like this game is shit.
You ever want to hit him with a bee pop?
Yes I do.
Oh there's a smoke cat.
Yeah that works.
I know all the bee smokes brother.
one cat. You ready? I'm doing that. Flash over. One's on cat for sure. Get right, get right.
It's gonna be flanking our halls almost guaranteed
cool strat, how do you know who you called that bro?
dude, I don't know how that happened
it's crazy
I got an M2
window left
I'm gonna smoke cat here. Actually, I'm gonna smoke top con. I'm gonna smoke top con.
Alright, it's not jungle. I'm smoking jungle. I'm smoking jungle. We can go con here. I'm gonna flash cat.
No, I don't have a flash cat. I'm alive.
Con's open for business.
One jungle.
Oh, a bomb to get on the con.
That's where we want it.
I'm about to crush the road, T.
One cat. One cat. I'm gonna kill her.
I can't kill him.
I see that, I see that.
One jungle there?
could be palace i guess
oh jungle jungle
i have to walk out of the free
i want a knife so bad
someone look at stuff there
I'm telling you, Minnaker will hate it, dudes. I know Minnaker.
He will fucking hate it.
He thinks he hates Counter-Shark right now. He will really, really hate it.
I got one, dude.
I'll throw a comm.
I never had one, but I got one now.
I just want to come.
Drops coming up.
He's dropping.
I'm flashing it.
I'm flashing your cat, flashing your cat.
flash your cat
ok
one more is upper B somewhere
safe clinic
clinic corner?
Yeah.
Mark it window down.
No!
Okay.
What was that?
I don't know how he doesn't die on top of that fucking thing.
I don't know why I jiggled that peak.
Bro!
97.
What?!
In four?!
They're fucking a key
That's so fucking lucky dude that was one of those fuck
Game screwing there. I'm not gonna lie. I'm fucking screwing me
Oh give me the smokes
Which one you guys are many if you're gonna throw
Okay, off the stairs
I hate T-side fucking Mara so much.
Someone dropped me a smoke.
I'll smoke window and top, top mid.
I'm going to go up, oh, smoke breathtaking.
Boost all the smoke.
We got it.
One down.
I'm shooting that, baby.
Bottom con, bottom con, hopping.
Window missed.
I didn't miss it there.
Left side window, last seen.
I
Deep into upper B
Upper
Push
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke top of it.
What do you want to do?
I'll throw CT.
one more
one more
one more
one
two
two
stairs up
two
two
two
three
one
one
one
One day we're out of here.
We're not tight, let's go.
I'll smoke window a little late.
I don't know.
I'll hold this one for her.
You don't drop me smoke, I'll smoke in con too.
I got you.
I'm gonna smoke.
There's kills, there's kills.
So flash in con if you wanna get in there.
I
Wish you gonna be wish you gonna be wish you gonna be let's fall off mid. Let's all fit you should go straight into me
You can lurk right if you want to
Yes, well
Not bench hurt when I'm all the bench
I
Think right side of the market
Well, I'm 21 something 21 seven years of some shit. Yeah, 250
I'm gonna fire that you got it Push your head
Give me that room, give me that room I'm just trying to use that to do a bad guy, sorry
I fucked you up get right clear
I have a smoke window. Smoke window.
You got a bomber now.
Hit him with the molly.
Hit him.
Spring up.
They're both there, man.
Where? Where's there?
One bomb gone and one out.
Get that shit. Let's go. We have one might be market
One's under fast planning corner
This guy makes it out that fast
Why is the bomb down there for so long just get the fucking thing
one
I should have fake planet and just held also instead of fucking waiting
That's ridiculous there's no way the bomb gets lost there and then fucking takes
of
the
death
of
death
of
the
I'm spammed, I beat him.
Someone's grabbed the bomb.
There we go.
I beat Con.
He's been stared.
He's spammed.
Backside, backside.
Jump-shutting.
Speaking me?
Could be Vans, though.
Yeah, I'm close to Vans.
Just reset it, yeah?
No, we're already up, Cat.
There's one in the market.
Close bunch.
There's one health.
That's dead.
Let's try out a door.
Oh no.
Popping uh, market.
scope market window
I got the L
sure
ok you're gone
I'll smoke window, it'll be late though.
I'll smoke cat, we just need to use my drone.
I want to just W you through mid
To what Connor cat just read a con
We didn't throw any smokes, but we should just maybe maybe a pop dude. Honestly, we didn't throw a single
Through stairs
We gotta throw smoke somewhere.
Anywhere.
Like a something, not a single smoke.
You crazy motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just cool your fucking jets and throw something.
Yeah, come on.
Let's go A guys.
Everyone get a smoke.
Oh my God.
Single smoke top mid not a single smoke a what the fuck are we doing?
Dude's just all try peaked and all died
Stairs one okay
What the worst look I've ever seen in my life?
Double jungle, first one's here for sure.
Oh my lord, I'm gonna see what are these slashes.
What the fuck kind of counter strike are we playing right now?
All good, all good guys.
Not about that.
I'll keep the
I've never in my life just seen a team not throw a single smoke top man then go to a
not throw a single smoke a all died of egos what the fuck are we doing
I
Doesn't even make sense that doesn't even make sense
Okay, they smoke jungle
Okay
There are two three tetris three tetris. They're gonna try to push me spawn
I got you.
Two.
Two.
Triple one.
Oh.
That's a good one.
Nice.
I'm not sure what happened there.
Either my internet lagged a little bit
bugged up against my king or something you know Sam
He was on double window carlin are you look up any place all the way this round right
What are you
Should I play take it
We're gonna need it out.
That's fine.
Anymore.
Top mid.
Top mid.
Two top mid.
I'm gonna take it.
Watching top mid.
Yep.
Is that it?
Oh, adrenaline going off.
Let's go.
Flash to mid right now.
Flash one more time. Throwing it.
Popping now.
Not dead. Not dead.
It's a lot.
They're uh, going up cap.
They're ramps clear. They're ramps clear.
Fuck.
Alright, get the crap.
Save.
What the fuck is our team doing?
Watch this side.
.
The smoke here.
Try to box this in.
I don't know.
Fill in the pressure.
Oh man, smoked it, then pushed it on smoke.
Okay, that's a valor move right there, brother.
We bought it here.
I
Just forgot he didn't have the ability to flash out the literal ability
Flushing mid
nice one, take it close to the car
it's open up here
there's two of them now
so you smoke? yeah
yeah, it's mine
I can boost, I can boost
it's gonna be fine
It's Molly cat there's least two middle
One up cat house house
One up Kat.
Kat in the house.
I'm flashed.
One more man.
Nice guy mid-lit.
I can flash over.
One HP.
One HP.
Confident to speak that mother fucker.
Go get him.
3v1 I'm awake.
I'm sure.
I'm literally one HP at 99.
I need a weapon.
I need a weapon.
Yo, here, uh, Jerry, take this.
Yo, here.
Oh, here you go.
Yeah, man.
I'll take it.
I'm here, man.
I'll take it.
We are until here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm in. I'm in.
I'm in.
I don't think I hear him close.
He's not shooting.
I don't care.
Yeah, he's off. Connector.
It's gonna be going for this.
Honestly, I thought it was a 1v4 until I looked up.
I can't without any fucking opposition. What's going on?
We gotta push mid one round.
Yeah, they're just running up, Kat.
I can double flash you from there.
Do we want to do that right now?
No.
We don't.
Watch out.
Everybody stop there.
Okay.
Fall over there.
Bye.
They're right.
I'm gonna be in there, let's open the door
I'm gonna get close here, I'll flash it
Flash here right now
This is one of the fucking late B.
Oh, that's one.
They're gonna be, dude.
Yes, they are. Yeah, I've got it.
100%.
of
the
of
the
of
Can you move your cam for me to see the van?
No.
It's there for a reason, my friend.
It's not a coincidence.
Sorry, brother.
I don't mean to be a dick.
I apologize for being an ass.
I'm just a little frustrated.
I apologize, sir.
I apologize sir.
Yeah I feel like we jumped out window.
Yeah I do it.
What's up with the Mario?
I'll flash uh...
I thought we were gonna have some shit.
Yeah I'll flash over.
Oh flash it now.
Yeah they just ran out man.
There's like no fucking fear.
I wasn't blind at all.
Did you get doubled with me?
Oh no.
The second one is gone.
I've got.
Kyle's clear.
Yeah I've got.
One more. Get right.
I don't know brother, that's a test ball.
One A-Ramp, one A-Ramp, I'm sorry.
Nope.
One A-Ramp.
One A-Ramp.
How's that?
Probably
Yeah, they're doing a I see them. I just hit one with the Molly power
Yeah, they're out of Tetris can so fast touch
Brother get some you tell to save their lives
I'm not smart, just wait.
Face clear.
Yeah.
You hear the ball?
No, I don't.
I'm getting an A ramp, you can play.
You're alive.
The ball has been planted.
And I'm missing.
And I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
could be up here could be better
every upper
I think I see plane ringer on the fucking Rosie. Oh my lord.
Oh my lord, how do we lose that round?
We can just dude, all it takes is one flash bank from somebody.
For the love of God.
These fellas are the real men. We can help this woman.
Yeah, we should just stack there, like stack cap, you know what I'm saying, round cap,
oh my god.
I smoked con, I smoked window, I'm gonna do gamble B.
He's clear, he's clear, just go away.
He's completely clear.
Okay, no bad.
I'll just go cap.
I'll just go cap.
One window.
Hit two cap.
one to go
get to cat
and cat and cat
there's still bricks there's a mapping
Oh yeah.
Right there.
They're running the car now.
What did you call?
Okay.
All right, we got to bring this home.
This is really frustrating man.
Really frustrating.
We need to
watch crans
from triples
all very good
yeah
pass that to him
moving
moving
last ones
last one
last one
one dead already
of
the
death of
death of
death of
It's my window
Could be out a round your shoulder peaking pass
And coming on
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I got five.
I'm still in.
Oh, he's under window.
What's your B?
One was there, yeah.
Yeah, he's up.
Smooth, in your hand.
One.
One down.
are there there's gonna be a lay-up or one cat one cat not no play yo and later
still they're trying to get a peg
I said time 15 seconds
Yeah, he's not captain
No
5v3 brothers just hold the site
Hold the side the calls it sounds like there was more than just one person
There's no way 5v3 that's just pitiful
What is happening how is that possible?
I'm just fucking up all your food.
I'm way more gambleby than I am.
He's playing dead.
I heard that before.
I'm coming.
Okay, okay.
What the hell is that?
Well, okay.
They're a cat, they're a cat.
Dude, there's no way that guy flicks me right there and wins that.
Oh my god
These guys default
Go market
Sting change going towards market
Oh my lord oh my fucking lord what kind of counter strike did we just play oh my god
dude you really gotta be doing something wrong if you're losing 3v5's on fucking cp side
Oh, I'm Rage. Fuckin' Al.
Fuckin' Al, dude. What kind of counter strike is that?
Oh my fucking lord.
How do we lose a 5v3 on CT side mirage, man?
You could just fucking huddle up in sights, pretend no one's calling anything and do better
than what we did.
People aren't playing their lives, dude.
That's what's going on, bro.
Play your fucking life, man.
your fucking life, please.
Oh, that hurt. That one hurt, dude.
I don't know how we played that bad.
I don't know how I lose that fight on the cat guy, brother.
Brother how does he fucking bring that how does he whip over and win that fight with all body shots after I just got done headshotting
I'll never understand that either. That's so fucking weird.
Bro.
I was a close one.
I'm pissed and like out of it after that one.
What happened?
Oh my fucking god.
Bro.
I appreciate you brother.
Seven.
Brother, when we were losing a 5v3 on our fucking CT side, Maraz,
morage like there's no there's nothing except for that
but the round before that round before that like we peed you peed on top of
south and died then I peed like an idiot and then we like it was a 1v4 game
I don't really understand what the fuck we just did that's not called
counter-track under that you just complain some valor or something
I'm telling you now you won't. I'm telling you now you won't. You will lose your motherfucking mind playing that game.
If we play that game, my title's gonna be I Hate This Game and I Hate Our Game or something like that.
Dude, I'm fucking dumb and I might need to break those fucking games.
Bro, losing a 5v3 on CT side mirage is the most bonkers shit on the planet dude.
You gotta be really trying to die.
I hate both of them.
No way in a million years we should never use that.
Especially if you're on the ground.
Geez man.
Give me like fucking 30 something cheese.
Did you put it right guys back from the game?
I didn't deserve it.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, you're getting ready.
There's glass.
This galactic guy is already fucking.
I think he's already gonna be inside.
Ah, no, he isn't.
Oh my lord, bro.
How do you lose that?
I'm trying to like even think of a play that you can make that loses you a 5v3 on CT side
after getting two picks at the very beginning of the round.
Like what you have to do to even accomplish that?
You have to be peeking shit, just throwing your life away.
100%.
Just not playing your life, you know?
No trades bro play trades like it's unfuckin real actually
I'll play best of an ammo X nine hour now like site
I'll either anchor beer or play outside.
One team in there, one team in there
I'm out
I'm going in back
Close, next dead, I'm going back inside
We got the smoke.
Throwing the grenade.
Grenade out.
Yeah, man.
I'm going to take out the smoke.
The smoke.
There's one on the I.V.
One dead.
He walks.
That's one I.V.
One dead.
He walks.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Oh
Sneaky sneaky
There's a kiss
Yeah, drop one first.
We don't, uh, should we have a molly for deacons?
They might just run out.
Come on, come on, jump, jump!
Sorry guys, I'm a little distracted.
Seagury!
Smoke!
Oh, that's a little bit of a mess here.
Yeah, we're really leading them.
You can drop us up.
He's taking back.
Where are the moose?
That's my bed.
Keep secondary out.
Can you fucking aim?
Counter-terrorism, we are the perfect king's life.
Oh, this thing's cool. It's all legal.
Are you doing?
Caroline's just not answering my phone, so she's just cracking it a little bit.
Yeah
What
I'm going to hold the key on the top.
Did someone cover my IV?
I think somebody called it.
Well, I might be, but I'm asking if someone could cover it.
These fellas are gonna regret waking up this moment.
They peeked the box.
Two, keep up.
Okay.
Weighing down smoke.
Two box.
One dead.
Two box left side.
Two box.
One tag.
Two box, one on mid.
The mid molly is missing, so he's like just chillin' around the corner and holding that,
nox.
They're free.
They're just rallying again, all of them.
Two mid.
One eight, fuck.
Two mid.
Two mid.
One eight, fuck.
Two mid.
Two mid.
Two mid.
Two mid.
Two mid.
Two mid.
Two mid.
Two mid.
Two mid.
I'm sitting here trying to fucking work dude.
Work omega wall.
It's fucking one o'clock in the morning here at downtown Denver.
Like what the fuck are you doing?
not answering your fucking phone one o'clock in the morning in downtown fucking
I'm dead.
I'm just fucking a ridiculous name.
They use the box.
I'll open the beam.
I'm down.
There's an arm down.
Back is up.
I'm sitting here trying to fucking play CS, and I'm getting my shit kicked in right now
because I'm fucking- she didn't even answer her fucking phone, you're like you gotta be
fucking kidding me, dude.
The very least, that's the very least.
I'm just a little bit frustrated
My bad many I was a little distracted jet Sargas
uh...
one take spread
i should have peeked that floor out
it's one out inside
i think i was so bad in this game
what the fuck they were all over you
they were all over you
I guess we're just going to let them come out mid, I don't know how they're not nice for mids.
I'm going to try to play close to pop this drone.
Oh yeah, I'm stuck.
Full light on something.
by
there's nothing at all
over
red
he's creeping on red right now, like Olaf here
dead
Olaf
Olaf
watch her Ivy, maybe
watching it
yeah, he's up
Olaf
watch the front side, your teammate has the bag
I'm not sure if you got by or not
That's another thing about valor brothers motherfuckers over there don't even yet have to know how to counter strafe
they just let go the fucking buttons another joke about that game
we're a little big downer here to see your brother star
one pop
Oh, they're blue.
One dead.
One dead.
Front red.
He's gonna be side red.
No one's outside now.
One down.
One test!
One's camera's back side and camera's camera's still please thank you to
2v2, nice 2v2, 2v1 right there, front bomb, front bomb, nice job
Sorry, sorry, I'm letting my frustrations come out a little bit, apologies
Over and over, that's all
I'm gonna flash over, uh, you fuck?
Let's just keep running our T-Con until they know what to do.
Sounds good.
Yes, yes, yes.
One more train, camera. Camera lost.
Valorant, I turn that corner and get one deeged.
You don't want to do the same thing, but delay it and one person make a little bit of noise
B and just go pop after it.
Yeah, I'll go feed it.
Just pressure pop the rest of the 3D guys, sit out at T-Con and go late.
But drop me some flashes to chain at the front of the train.
I'll show you where to drop the flashes
They're just dropping right here, right here
We're on fire!
They're gonna be close to the clock
They're getting close, let's wait
They're getting out of the moly
Tell me when y'all want me to jump
We're good, we're good, go ahead
Throw the flash back
She's popped, one popped
I'm on an aim-pot here
I'm flashed
I'm throwing a flash back
I don't know what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm sure.
I don't know, but it's 74 and 76. Holy shit.
That was my whole train traffic, so...
You're good.
Anything works.
I'm gonna try and get the E-Box really fast.
Watch me out once.
Yeah.
Yeah, that doesn't hatch on him.
He's too pop.
Give me a break.
I think we just go inside.
I can smoke it.
Get out.
Hey Chunk, get a plant.
They're only in the head, really quick, very early, and then just peeking out, really quick.
Oh my god, okay.
Yeah, we're just trying to go from there.
Nah, I don't like Valorant.
He's absolutely nice and solid.
There's two here.
Think the club?
Yeah.
Oh, nice, bro.
All right.
Let's just work on these.
People are not very good.
Just do like two meds, two ladder, one IV.
I
He's from Red.
I'm waiting for someone to feed me.
Oh
All off-chilling dude, oh the Lord have fucking mercy T-Satrain
Said one push ladder
He's just close holding in
I appreciate you, Thomas, game. Appreciate you, brother.
I'm going to hold it with a scout.
I
Maybe go left side
What's up
Popping you up there
That ladder close
One.
Got last one, see.
You bottom part.
All of this has been planned.
The camera's in.
You watch my camera.
I see.
Yeah.
I shot it.
We cannot be killed.
They got misery.
They got many.
I see your name for a while, somewhere.
Back in the day, there we go.
Let's call the brawler.
I'm a little annoyed at that one.
I know it
Do you want to throw that?
And we just walk Ivy?
Fuckin' bust on this guy
What?
What's happening?
I'll throw it soon
I can flash over your E-box whenever you need it
Nice
I'm gonna flash
right now. I'm going to flash. He's off. He's off.
He's going to flash, Jack. Flash in there.
Oh, I just fucked you with that smoke. I'm going to flash.
I just fucked him up.
Get an op in there, right?
I
Into us alert
Where's your gun
You can pick up or you don't care.
I'm going to flashbang!
Keep your stopper.
I'm hopping up.
I will.
There's two of them.
Two of them.
Both of them.
First one up.
Let's just get under.
I don't know.
There's an oper.
He's playing under, uh, under hell.
You'll have to jiggle the oper out.
You guys want for a lower?
I don't know.
Lower with them.
We're on the front.
He's front.
Front three.
They're front.
I don't know.
I don't know where that is.
I might flank us.
Yeah, there I'm just trying to shoulder-pick that, you know what I'm saying?
I see.
Oh.
Let's watch out, bud.
Smoke camera.
Get out mid.
Smoked on the ground so you can put out the ball in.
Just run out mid.
I got one flash.
I can chain flashes for E-Box, I got a pistol too.
I think we just run out.
Okay.
Just don't flash us over.
Run out.
Done it, bye gun.
Someone smoked the ground or something?
Yeah, he's got both.
Mid on fire.
I'm going to go back.
This guy is just not missing, give us a minute.
I missed you.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
This guy's playing fucking e-box. He's playing fucking in there. He's going fucking ivy. This guy's just rotating around with an op
Always picking the right places
I
Gg brother Gg oh
Shit dude tonight was supposed to be
Fuck it we're moving it to tomorrow Kevin movie night tomorrow. Sorry been a little distracted
Been a little distracted with a couple things today not gonna lie
Apologies, buddy
Just can't win
We'll do it tomorrow night thousand percent. I
Apologies, I fucked up
Hello, man
Can't fucking win yeah, it's been a rough day rough day
This week and all the valorant you can hate your life. I promise I
Mean I tend to believe you I want to believe you but man ain't around in
I think I could beat the Hulk in a fight right now.
Wait what?
I said I think I could beat the Hulk in a fight right now on how fucking tilted I am.
8 hours in a row.
I'm telling you right now that you will hate Valorant.
I hated it.
You can't even spray in that game, it's not even sprayable.
Oh man.
It's hard without smokes man, you don't know smokes like the basic ones, so what the
If you don't know basic smokes, you're not getting out of mid, ever.
Yep.
I feel the opposite spring in CS is so hard.
It's not easy, but it's still something you do in the game, and it kills things.
It's not something you do until you've done it.
No, no movie night tonight, because I've just been dealing with fucking outside sources today.
Oh
maps where it's like I need to maybe learn some smokes we can actually fucking do something
as a team. And everybody on your team does not do a single fucking smoke you're not going
I'm up
Oh man, I'll just hit enter every single round
The stream isn't delayed
I need like 25 kills out of you this game I was a 3,300 guy on the other team?
Yeah.
Okay.
I need some positivity in my life right now because I got nothing.
So one of them is 3,300 and we have a level 8.
That's one of the morning games right there for you.
It's Aaron.
I know Aaron.
I know Aaron.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm not sure it's coming. Is it in? No.
2300 zombie. I think it's in yet.
It's in.
Oh man. We are fucking done this game. I'll finish them.
out there now he's free game everybody's fucking nuts
I'll get down I need positive positive
I think it is one of those guys actually I can't tell who it is though because his name
changes.
Oh yeah, we're on their team, oh we have the 3k on our team actually.
Alright well I'm expecting at least 30 from him then.
Okay 24 is 22 is on the other team.
Okay that's doable.
It lost like 150 points.
What happens when you don't know basic smokes?
How do you lose?
Someone has to know the smokes.
If nobody knows any smokes on your team on Counter-Strike, you're dead.
Dead in the water.
Okay, okay, they didn't get no kills what's gonna happen
I'm so up top with no
Okay, I don't I should have waited they weren't planning. It's no reason for me to walk through that I'm playing with frustration right now
You don't necessarily have to know you don't have to know them in premiere you will and face it
So you can play it for me or without without knowing smokes to an extent because they're
kind of a lower caliber player once you hit a certain rank and if you don't you at least
have to know to give your smoker names to someone who does but if you just so happen to get
on a team where nobody knows them, you guys aren't getting anywhere.
lower dinks, ah he's xbox nice kill thank you, got the lower guy
one more close cat on you guys
one flashed his box
all right
that's it
That flash fell forever, it's a bomb.
First time ever you can decide to throw that thing, to be honest.
I don't know why I got flashed for this one.
Bus already did
One sir to mid
They can go
One killed him.
One out of the blue.
Two guys.
One killed him.
It'll be a nice sight.
30 up south.
One is high one.
Oh.
Oh.
One behind us on south.
Oh man, they're all on south.
Oh man, they're all on south.
Oh man, they're all on south.
Oh man, they're all on south.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm surprised for you guys.
You motherfuckers.
I don't know how that guy wanted me to be on cat.
She had two flashes for a long time.
I'm just gonna buy you in the doors.
Remember, this is Bandit Country.
Shoot ever for the boost.
Flash out.
Two flashed there.
Bumped.
Don't run up there.
Fire.
She has smoke. Just play fast again.
What was that?
One out.
Leave those smoke.
Okay.
Got a long. At least two.
are you there?
I'm going to get one over here, I'm fucking running straight away
This is gonna be a mental knock on that
Knocked on that
16 HP
One late knock, it's a big one then
Dead beyond
I can't leave
I smoke this fucking line
I smoke that
Here he fast, come come
Fast fast fast
What's up there?
Oh no.
I thought he was at least gonna listen for me.
How did he just fucking do that?
Wow.
That spray control is insane.
That spray control is crazy.
what's uh... what's going on so many famous streamers using cheats nowadays
i mean like who?
we'll go fast guy trying to kill the ghost here
I'm going to be following you.
Nothing turned it off.
Nice shot.
I'm not a deagle player, I'm not gonna lie, that's random for me, hey, I'll take anything
at this point yeah listen me getting two
eagles in one round is a fucking miracle
One down, dude.
There you go.
There you go.
This won't fail, dude.
All right, let's go.
One more minute.
One up here.
One up there.
get like site
they're gonna come off cat
what one's gonna like work one by
looks like me
yeah something's clear
flash up behind you zombie
I'm employing flashbacks.
Come on.
Hold that.
I'm flanking.
He's so big in here, son.
You're a terrorist.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
uh anyone need zombie i gotcha
try me a flash on the corner man
I'm going to rush to the left of the bomb.
I'm going to go to the front of the bomb.
I'm going to flashbang.
A couple of nades in the middle.
I'm going to go to the bottom one already.
I'm going to go to the smoke.
Yeah, I'm trying to get the smoke.
They're upcatch, they're upcatch.
Watch your left, watch your left.
Fast, fast, fast, fast.
They're going to come back to you, Chief, yeah?
Just watch for a minute.
There's one on my lower.
Grenade out.
Incendiary out.
Throwing a grenade.
I might have heard one.
Okay.
Just two on two. Two on two.
I'll pick up your grenade, you go to B.
I'm down.
Dead back B.
I'm stalling.
They're still cat, they might go mid, so...
I have double flash, second flash out, smoke out, in-aided cat, one close back door,
Flash out, they're smoking CT. I'm going mid side.
I'm pushing. Can you flash through?
One more mid.
Wanna flash out here?
I'm dead. Still one more.
They're under you, under you, under you.
I was wondering where that last one was, what the fuck was this one?
I thought they were going to drop some heat and come out.
What's with the long aggression here?
They're going to get desperate.
They got the whole class, here you go.
I'll go pick up his mid
They smoked mid
Cat 2
One jump lower
One running up the upper end now
One's on there
One long dude
Think there'll be
Think there'll be
Two are up around now
Come and be side
Strap bomb
They can peek you out
Two, three
I'm done
You can get the ball man. Oh, I can't okay
Is our mid open or not you guys see it
I'm flashing you might go blind
Nothing peeking nothing peeking
That third shot was very nice.
It was Monty, take that deal.
You know another thing I don't like about Valorant is your armor doesn't last you the
whole round.
It's just like a Fortnite armor.
It's like a chug jug.
You lose it in your first battle.
Yeah.
yeah
flashing second flash
watch cat flash
they could be up top
he's got your one
don't die mid dude, don't die mid
get bit
He's back in that he's back in the mic just go up here upper beer something
Okay
Maybe
I thought I hit that one out
What, what, what, what, on mid one B tunnels?
Shit.
I blew that fight, man.
Shit.
I'm gonna eat him.
Did you see the guy's up?
She was kind of down there.
Thanks for the help.
I thought I hit that mid guy.
I don't know, I still fucked up.
Armor behavior is all like health and valor.
Yeah, it's fucking stupid.
There's a million stupid things I could think about
in that fucking game.
This guy has the fastest sense, my god.
That's my father who shot him in. I should have just like moved up before the mid-beast
run, just taking control.
I don't think I should have killed the guy.
Alright. I'm gonna touch that there.
I got the Molly for long.
You dropped me a flash, dropped me flashes.
Yeah.
I dropped both of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha ha.
All the two there. One seat.
It's over.
Nice.
Nice flash.
I'm gonna 2-1-2 just to not die can't I?
I smoke bad.
2-1-2, follow me.
They're close, Xbox.
They smoked me.
No lower got me my straight and four down on cat I think once close there's nice
is it is.
Ballers.
counter terrorists we has no scuffin' us.
Good shit.
Um, I just dropped on the ground, just fairly nice for getting, so I'm just gonna try to get a pick off the cat.
There's nothing mid, nothing mid around.
Just jumped that X-Box and caught me from the lower, just gonna run him through.
Oh, Debbie. Oh, Deb.
That's not a fault. I don't think it's gonna go up fast.
As soon as I don't see anything back right there, Chad, I should, like, revert my focus to low.
So that's a good half. 8-4's not bad.
That's for a long list of people. I'm not sure if that's actually not a bad idea.
I shot right there.
Damn, that dude wasn't fooled for a second. How do you pin cat stuff?
I was even thinking it was smart too. I was like, yeah, he might think he's top A now.
I'll give up the leg
I'll leg them too
I got something inside
I'm trying to get a little pick here.
Don't get picked right here mate.
Don't get picked.
I'm just going to lay there.
Yeah.
Pop the source, pop the source.
Go ahead and do it.
Right side is clear once in a bit.
Keep in corner.
Corner's good, corner's good.
Dead.
Come on.
One CT
Time to push it
One top A as well
We don't have smoke crash, might wanna like
He's gooshed up top A
Top A gooshed
Cat dead
One still top A
Dead
I guess he came to the smoke
I have that
He's not there, appreciate it man
I saw that so I'm gonna just play slow and get some picks and figure out the deal
I'm smoking mid, just don't peeking yet. Give it time, give it time. It's gonna have Scout mid probably
Watch cat push here. It's gonna be some cat push me. I don't have any util for it at all
We're gonna try to get a pit cat here and then come back to you guys buddy. So just hold on beat tunnels like chillin
Okay, yeah, just kind of wait for mid push
See if we're gonna one dig someone there
We're just gonna wait a second you wonder you got mid we go B or a we go be me we gotta get one
That's good enough come back come back come back
Let's try to walk out walk on in here and try to kill us again
Just contact them just contact
Nice nice nice come back come back. Don't go out. Don't go out. Just come right straight back to be straight back to tunnels
All right, zombie. We just gotta roll this bitch. Let's do it
Plants
Becks like nice nice nice one outside doors already outside doors already. I'm gonna plant. I'm gonna go for a big box plant
Don't let him push door
Nice
Herb one time slinking okay, we got doors and doors and tons
Or be to I'm gonna be right under window
He's the widow he's what the one's window
Let's go huge round as huge
Looking yeah, Fami. I'm lost good enough good shit
probably an eco for them to just play slow look for a pick
I'm talking to this one.
Okay.
I'm all in low.
I'm lowing down low.
I'm all in low.
I'm all in low.
I'm gonna flash your corner.
Watch this mid door push.
Yeah, we'll just go cap behind me.
I'm gonna walk out.
I don't know if you can see this here.
I don't know.
I'm out on the tree.
CT, CT.
CT?
Alright, we can win this.
watch your mouth
one more at the top
let's go up cat and then lurk blue
don't get too crazy wait for us to get
contact and then you go up
dead round
you can go out
i'm supposed to hide us on cat
all right spawn
spawn on spawn over there
i'm planning it for you
i'm trying to bring you to spawn
all of this has been twisted
It's gotta be cat or saving, right?
Here we go, nice bit of trapeze.
Oh, there's an AK on Cat.
Oh fuck, I wasn't paying attention.
The calls, but I fucked up.
We're gonna be straddling on money here, but they're gonna force.
I'm going to double listen or just get crazy okay.
We might answer that, that would make it all along.
I got my cat.
Excellent.
I wonder if I can just go.
Yeah that's good.
One more of Liddish.
Chief there.
I'm going to throw a crossbow.
I got a crossbow.
I'm going to flash it as well.
Flash me as well.
Hi guys.
I'm on a molly wizard
I'm gonna find it safe
someone boost me for a cheap can you jump down and give me a boost for mid-pick?
yeah
I
I'm gonna spawn and then party.
Alright, we did stuff, brother.
We did stuff.
That's unreal.
I'm real.
But.
Hey, that's all I'm gonna be on your team, which makes that easier.
Everybody played well to be honest.
It wasn't one of those bad guys.
Yeah, you're the one.
I'm gonna go get her.
I'll go with that, yeah.
I don't know.
I'm Valor ago the other night.
I tried playing Valor today and hated my life.
W started rolling in, hopefully.
Hated my fucking life.
oh my god
pick you dropping the 20 thank you pick you appreciate you brother thank you for
always supporting me my friend thank you thank you welcome guys
hope you enjoy yourselves here picky's a legend around these parts
that eco round me one was fucking sick dude
yeah that was good those good calls
yeah they got that big pick and I was fucking over for him
that zombie guy bro nutty
but you're right he does have a fast ass doesn't he
you can kind of see his crosshair kind of skipping a bit
I'm shaking.
Shaking.
Some people can do that though bro.
It's crazy.
I need a win-loss counter at this point.
Haha, yeah baby.
You ever have nostalgia for H1Z1 games?
Yeah, of course.
H1Z1 was pretty cool for the time, you know.
I still can't believe we lost a 5v3 on fuckin' Mirage, dude, on a CT-3.
Yeah.
Can't believe you're pulling that up and losing me in the run.
I go to a shooting range once in a while, but that's better.
Just pistols.
This is what I usually just go to the range with.
When I go to the range with somebodies, we bring bigger guns because they got bigger stuff.
That's at a different range.
It is Dogo.
A dead battery and a flat tire right now. I gotta just get fixed.
It's got like something's wrong with the WRX like that I got I think
There's like an energy leak in my battery or in the system where the battery just dies randomly and it's just like I
Think it's I think I got like recalled or something like that I was getting a notice from Subaru that it needs to be recalled and shit
So I should have lots of time to bring it in
Get some new tires on it
Uh GG turkey
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
GGs.
Weird that sucks, I ain't a fucking sucks.
and
you know the fuck out of cat my team can do shit you know that is the
picture of the
we had a really good player in the team and
he also is doing really good job using teamwork and he's on the other team now so we're about to feel what you felt
more
of the work that
we're fucking dad
I wonder if zombie is queuing with Emoji and Cheep actually.
Oh my god, they got Tristan too.
Oh bro, this is about to be a fun thing.
We're about to get shit on.
What map do you want bro?
Map, what map do you think?
I think we banned SD.
Let's ban SD and let them decide, yeah.
Hopefully it goes like a burnout, but it's probably one.
Because everybody's looking for the garage.
to be I don't see the openings it feels impossible it's slow burn real slow burn
just take a bit and what's going on it's not trying to make the Lord yes it's
hard. It's hard to get picked, it's hard to work sites. It's really tough, man.
Uh, that's true.
Throwing fire.
You're saying this is not what you guys said?
Oh, yeah. You saw it. He's a scary player.
Nah, fuck this, I mean.
Inferno's bad for everybody? Oh yeah I feel that. I feel that. Extra bad for me.
Sheesh, Glocks!
I don't want to talk about it.
You play 7 to get it.
Depends if I take a shower in the night before, sometimes I take a shower before the stream
ends.
It's a little bit better than every day.
I'm taking a shower tonight, so I'll be waking up.
It's getting on tomorrow, I think.
I
Love to go break
Like two hours
Sixty hours discussing
Yeah something to look forward to you after I get off stream sometimes is the shower
second
I have the balls some like that dude
The train suckin weird man I
Am tonight Jacob actually I am
I'm gonna get some gaming in with the big brother too, me and Jason be playing boxing,
but I haven't played in a while. It's hard to find time, dude, because I'm trying to stream
long hours. Oh, man, I walked in and got stuck and massacred.
No! Fuck! I took one too many steps.
Bro, we lost. I have a present for you. That's fucking bad.
Yeah, I'm leaving now because of that. I'm sorry
And you sick you sick guess it
You sick
I have another respite. Stop it!
Got one of that.
Alright, come back here. We're ending here.
Yeah, come back here now.
I'm walking back, walking back, walking back, walking back. Let's run, let's run, let's go.
Can you smoke it?
Almost caught. So caught.
Watching your run through?
I said don't kill him, let's go kill him, Baker.
That's him.
Hold wide.
Well, he's going to come banana to you, and I would...
Oh, nice, nice trick.
Nice, manny.
There's a little back off.
It's going to be back off, and probably...
There we are, lost the back off.
Believe in yourself.
uh-huh
Fish in it
I saw three two punched there and that was nice. That's the other side
I'm a bit of a banana guys, uh, if you guys
We need a couple of banana guys.
Alright, we're smoking left, man.
Smoking left, smoking left.
over way above you guys for pet
pet pet pet your pulse
nooooo
yeah
my dog is barking
yeah his dog is barking
are we buying or saving us
i thought we got the double
dude we're buying
yeah we're buying
well we got two people here
oh we're forcing?
oh fuck dude i apologize
it's too late
i can try
i don't think it's gonna happen
Nah, you know I want to help you.
Face it.
One could be working, second.
I'm walking that man.
I saw him talk about it.
No care, I'll just keep walking arch.
He's sick of me.
Take that.
I made murdered my soul. How much damage you do that guy 73?
Yeah, that they fucked you
All right, just do some fucking shit in the halls man get some puzzles
I guess throwing don't don't follow
I guess they're right.
One laid, one up.
Get a spare tongue off.
They smoked in a banana.
I'm not sure I walked through this.
No, no, fuck, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
The bait wouldn't last very long
All right, let's play back lane
I was gonna smoke it and it took too long
I don't know bro. Lucky shots.
Alright Mr. Ass, I'ma drop you a smoke, I'ma trust you.
I used it?
Yeah, I might need it for a second. I'll be right back.
Nah, they're pussies. You got this.
We should really be finishing the game though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're getting control and then just using all their smokes on the bottom of it.
I'm on a molly car.
They smoked the mid part of it, bro.
He's close, no problem.
Nice try, nice try.
That one there.
Oh, he's standing back, standing back.
He went in those-
I'm not sure, I think I played close smoke and I'm so sad I was thinking about blowing
it up too.
Yeah you got past that quality.
E-fi right?
We're gonna get smokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I said for another round I don't fucking play this round.
Oh man this dumbass fucking evolved guy just running up mid on fucking second round.
Yeah, throwing the round pretty much you just made top of banana fields won't it get some serious damage on probably
Oh my god, I'm blind, I'm smoked, I'm everything to be told.
No smoke, no smoke, no smoke, no smoke.
Oh no.
What was that?
That is not a first launch.
That is a...
That is not a first launch.
That was a middle-
There's 361 first orange, run away!
Oh man!
Haha!
Bro, I was trying something guys.
Let me fucking try that.
Let's throw CT smoke you big doofus!
Okay, I just chased this man to first orange, okay?
All he takes is this little A key to swing you.
Our only smoke.
Wait, I had a smoke at the end? I picked one up?
Oh no shit! When?
I must have been after my teammate died.
Oh, when did I get a smoke?
No one's smoking smoke. Yo, I blame you.
What? I was at tree.
What?
I could flash the end of this one.
I could flash the end of this one.
Flashy now.
Okay, that's... they should be blind, they should be blind.
But they weren't. I don't know how that's possible.
Yeah.
I'm not sure how that makes any sense.
Sorry.
Oh no.
That's an evil... we got this baby, okay?
I'm gonna headshot somebody right now.
I
Don't be coming
Should be open I was planning
Address it back all here try to get in position
I
Always go back on fast no almost 25
Okay, okay, that's painful a little bit paint almost to be fine though be fair
Okay, go for me pick or do I kill these car guys just chill
Dude I should have been kind of wiggle peeking out a little bit, but I didn't really I thought just playing like kind of angled up a little bit
Okay, yeah, I say
I just did such slow reflexes.
Flashing dead.
Side, right.
This is the wrong side.
Oh boy.
Guys bomb down.
we fucking through the game I'm sorry I was making my way downtown and zombie
peeked me for window oh no this guy's 100% gonna push through me 1000% gonna
push the bay
watch behind me watch behind me i have a better angle
watch behind me hold me guys that smoke is gonna fade in any second
you hold me bro i'm quick
yeah they won't they would never peak us
one C spawn
come on dad
hold
hopping best case
He's holding you from from the distance just go be cool. No
Now you could have walked away
It was scared it was looking good it was looking good
I should be here
Operator missed, he's right side, he's right side, he might repeat
He refeeds
He's dead
More B
Got him, please help him, please help him, for business
You got that smoke? I'll throw back all smoke
planning for first orange planning for first orange
no that's smoke nice 3v1 3v1 holy don't you get on my head we're not
It's not it's not impossible you can only kill one of you
Okay
Holy shit, dude
or from like boiler I think it's boiler nice mini I'd be boiler I'm waiting for a
window to be cared for should play it safe go walk all the way back to me
don't die just go back to me
one window
got to a got to a
come back come back come back
last two should really be on like site area
I'm trusting you smoke a motor
yeah that's a terrible smoke I'm gonna throw that out there you can see the left side
Randy please please
nice nice
this guy's gonna walk through the smoke or something like that bro
he's probably yeah he's probably we went by him or something
yeah it's okay
couldn't have died up here right
I'm just gonna go big bit to be safe
I ran through the smoke package and said he's not here.
You guys aren't costing me enough dude.
He's in our church.
He left everything.
Big Nate, Big Nate.
I'm baiting you man.
I'm just gonna throw that out there.
I baited the fuck out of you.
I'm gonna work.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I mean, what do you think how much money you think that takes?
That's $6, at least $3.50.
Oh they threw Molly at the bottom of the data.
Did you see that?
That was crazy. Never seen it before.
I'm flashing up too.
Watching your corner.
B's open. B's open for business. They're just going to play safe and just restart going to go slow.
I
You guys got this nice mini get back to be quick. Yes. Yes, actually go away. Oh
He's motto you miss cold
What kind of peaks are these
We are... where's Ron?
I think he ulted, is what happened, but he ulted back.
Even what the fuck kind of plays this?
Chesker to use play in my garage.
I'm playing in the bomb.
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Wait, almost all came.
The last boss.
It's getting close.
We get four. We're looking okay.
Two different longings there.
Yeah, four is like insane on this map.
I see I can't believe we have any lost rounds right now
We definitely thrown a couple down the drain and didn't we went piss around
There I'm really just here for a good time
How many time we got a people that be
On the offer stop give me the bomb back. I hate you so fucking much
Do your damn job
On the left mid
Discussing the PPE I'm gonna destroy him. Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna force them forward with the Molly.
Oh, he's smoking.
Okay, they need all their shots to be.
That's three. We can finish B really easy here, actually.
I agree.
I'm sitting back here.
Can you just come back to me, guys?
Okay, they Molly's at the van.
Double Molly, yep, that was a crazy one.
I've never seen that before.
I think they have 3B, that's why.
They're not peeking, they're not peeking. I'm gonna try to get a pick in here.
I think it's better to be finished B.
I want to, but we gotta get an A pick here.
I have a flash, you'll need it for anywhere.
There's no arch.
Like, deep arch or like, right side?
Oh, it was 360.
of
boys
of
the
We all need to lock in because someone has literally never got this many clothes in a single place
Yeah, it's all playing better than you guys there's a problem. I got 67 or some shit
They come with me be one single person come with me be that means there's three eight players
You all need to fucking lock in kind of straps a dealer is that bro? It's been through a lot. It's been a lot
and in a lot of battles.
Go, go, go!
Crap, boys.
This is where we fucking fight.
We hold our ground, right here.
That's all they got.
Throw in there if you rush.
Two, three, two.
Yep, yep, yep.
Deagle ramp.
Walk up, walk up.
Oh, oh, I'm hurt.
Fall back, fall back, brother.
Yeah.
One ramp, quick, Deagle.
Nice Randy
Okay, I'm gonna go back to big bit cuz I'm 14 health wait where you where you pushed
Okay, yes inside I'm holding off arch sorry
Nothing man, okay, okay, okay
They're coming up, I guess.
Oh, there's me, there's me, there's me.
Yeah, you win this, you win this.
Get you one, there it is, baby, there it is.
What are you doing in circles for?
We have won both piss rounds in this game. It should be a close match. Okay, let's go
one banana
last guy should be banana
me too man
he's lying
don't you dare
i told you guys gotta trust me
the raizy slant is insane
it is dude
i think that guy has so much confidence that he can actually do the gun
I don't like boost ports. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't want to be committed. I want to be just shoulder-peak and mid falling back to side if we can
Playing arch just play safe over there. I want to smoke mid early
Play for boiler bigs
It's X-ray.
Fush.
Deployed first.
They're coming.
Just a minute.
Grenade out.
What happened then?
Smoke.
I'm watching my mini-sweep.
Can you be ready to re-smoke, man?
You ask, you don't have a fucking smoke?
Throwing smoke.
Oh, no.
You picked a molly over a smoke?
No, I just used it.
I can't even smoke, man.
They're throwing eggs, like...
Oh, you gave me a smoke.
I love you.
I didn't realize. They're throwing A-shirts.
Hey they're up there, they're up there.
Oh my god. Yes, yes, you win these.
Nice pick though, nice pick though. That was the weirdest shooting I've ever seen.
One's up arch, could be library.
What kind of shooting was that?
They need this round, but it's hard win. They have no smoke, art's clear. Your art's just clear.
One's alive, I heard it. One's Halls. Unknown in Halls. Dude, he's definitely got to be sight.
He's fucking peeking you like sight peeks. Or it could be graveyard.
I
Was not going to lose I'm not gonna lie dudes
Most
One-two-three.
Nice, Mini.
Nothing A so far.
2B.
2B.
He needs a route change.
A route change.
You gotta live.
your water if you get scared
I got zombie
No, I didn't know he was that close. I thought he was I thought he died from the sight guy further away
Yeah
The dark guy but unless there's two there
Yeah, I thought there was still a dark cat so I was hoping for that to make more sense.
There wasn't a dark cat.
Alright, we're still gonna make sure that I don't have to play with you anymore.
I'm killing their best player!
Yeah, I'll hold it with you.
Heavy, I'll...
What?
of
the
of
not like this
A
half
of
half
of
the
half
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
apps
I'm mastering all over the sound of guy the whole game
Who's the 3k?
Alright, they just got shot down on A, we need to shoot someone over to B early.
I'll do it.
Do you want to fight my car?
How do you feel about that?
We could.
They haven't thrown my cheats all that way, so.
Yeah, then I'm just gonna swing.
Move, bitch!
Do you want to know a good flash?
Yeah, I got you one.
Do you have a flash in the way?
No, no, no.
Yeah, I'm just gonna...
That is a fuckload of AKs I'm listening to just a fucking firing squad, brothers.
Okay, we can smoke away.
Okay, let's try and set it up.
Oh, it's shooting me.
I'm trying to boost in the window.
I think they've boosted.
one is inside, oh man beautiful guys, beautiful
I
Played like this all the time my confidence myself
I got de-exam-shat-ness.
I'm gonna need this open.
I'm gonna need this open.
Okay, okay, okay, within four.
Oh.
Jinxed us right there.
No, no, no, we're just focused on the little bit.
Get kits if you don't have kits.
Yeah, send it, send it.
You see that little circle thing at the end of the roof?
Just definitely don't throw a smoke.
It's better to be the sickest smoke I've ever fucking seen.
It's just a Tom Mexi smoke.
There's no way that's a top Mexican squad.
Isn't that good?
Looks good to me.
That guy's dead, yeah.
What does he think, dude?
Can we reswap mid?
Can we get numbers?
Don't get too crazy. Don't get too crazy. Keep in mind. I'm watching it for a sec.
Just go to the back. Go to side play. Blue, come back. Play site. Play site. There,
yeah nice nice let's play numbers
one more than half someone made a puck cap
skin side, skin side, I'll take care of you
they're not here yet so just make sure they don't let them you don't want to walk a
bit
I swear he's solo B
one's here one's here, you flash big bit
there, lane
he's left arch
one house
I'm picking up mid with you.
I'm just gonna keep my eyes shut.
Can you do that then?
No, no, he's peeking mid.
You're good.
Yeah, I'm peeking mid with you.
Go, go, go!
One down.
There we go, baby.
Main numbers.
Just play a horse with that on.
Just sit there and shoot a horse.
okay
I'm gonna kind of assist you, okay
I'm hurrying
I'm tempted to ask for that off
I'm gonna pick.
No, no, no, I just didn't know what to hold in.
He's feeling it, he's feeling it.
Uh-huh.
Is that really not?
Oh, shit.
Hey, I got eight kills.
Don't fucking laugh.
All right, you're done, buddy.
Fuck it, sound like a trumpet and shit.
Oh, Christ.
Don't fucking laugh. Alright, you're done, buddy.
Fuck, it sound like a trumpet and shit.
Oh, Chris, you're not straight.
Yeah, don't get crazy, it's better live here.
Hey, Smokesman.
I'm just gonna let their smoke be each other, man.
Yeah, can you, can you go, uh-huh?
I need it out.
Yeah.
No, what I'm in. 2, 2, 2, 2. Lane, lane now, fast. Lane. He's up, lane. He's inside.
Oh, you win those evil. 3v2, 3v2. Play your life, people. Just play your life. Halls
with an off, and default. Halls in default. Halls in default. Promise.
I lose worst time to pull a smoker named man like mankind this guy's 50
He's half bottom frag around their team
Bro
And I blew the last round I pulled out of smoke rubbing the guy peeked terrible timing. Why did my teammate smoke mid bro?
Why? He has me go to fucking, he has me go to bomb wall and you don't smoke mid for me, brother.
I don't know. I got one more in me if you want.
Fuck man.
I
Don't deserve to be 2100 bro. That's bullshit 20 fucking 82. That's not what I deserve
After games like that. I was at I was at 2400 today
I don't know I
I don't know
It's been rough, a little rough
I'm like, I'm like too intent today
I promise you'd hate your life ten times more on Valorant also
I believe you, I believe you
Fuck
You can't even fucking spray in that game bro
It's terrible
You can spray, what do you mean?
You cannot spray in that game bro
At some point, at a certain bullet, your gun has a mind of its own
it's like it reminds like single taps man
yeah everybody is screened up as a game that is everybody
headshot taps even if they're no man's land and you're on the main goal like
it doesn't even matter but no one's brain they're all just like burst straight
burst straight burst straight no counter no counter straight either
just fucking let me just press D like a D press D like a D
oh my god it's fucking disgusting
We want to do
I had to get those boys on the list man. I can't do it. I started picking it up at the end
They could pick it up until the end of 2026 and I'd be still
Yeah, dude, I was I was I was fighting against zombie head-to-head baby
good player. I was fighting him head to head. Good fights. Felt pretty good.
There's no counter-shaping Valon now, bro. A counter-shaping for you. Just let go of
button and it's second and abomination
I thought that was a mean no that's 100% confirmed
Absolutely terrible
this widescreen 5 for CS I'm new it's not recommended
talking about those ultra widescreens are you talking about like 16 9 resolutions
16 9 like widescreen res is fun does that consider watching that's fine I'm
I'm a native, so I'm playing native, so I'll do it.
Counter-track and resolutions are a thing of the past.
They're a thing of the past, dude.
You don't need that shit.
You need to put your cross around someone
and pull the fucking trigger.
Sorry, Valorant Clips on Jarso?
I don't even know what that means, what's Jarso?
Listen, don't take my Valorant Clips seriously, okay?
I just hate that game.
I
Here jet dashes into position dude a smoke for fucking Egypt lands in the next location brother a
Fucking insta flash flies out of the fucking smoke or it's a fucking a fake human that's why that runs out of the smoke
You shoot him your blind
The fucking wall hack fucking the arrow comes flying out of nowhere dude sticking in if it bounces off three walls
When you're supposed to be staring at a corner, you fucking start looking for fucking birds.
You get one fucking pick and then get traded and then you actually didn't get a pick because
that person got rezed.
So you got picked and that's it.
You didn't get a pick, you got picked.
Fucking dude, whoever thought Rezzes were a good idea in that game is a brain dead human, dude.
We're just gonna throw that out there, brother.
Just gonna toss it into the wind.
See where it takes us.
Brain dead.
Whoever thought the wallhack arrow from Sova or Sora, whatever the fuck the stupid blonde long-haired, doofus-looking motherfucker is?
Whoever thought that was a good idea? Brain dead, brain dead.
Brain dead.
Valon has 128 tick though. It doesn't even make up for the nonsense that the ballsack that that game brings to the table, brother.
Rocket launchers.
There's a person that just straight up rezzes herself.
She goes fucking invisible for a little while, then dips the fuck out, turns uninvisible.
I've literally had 1 vs 1 clutches, where I've had to fight the same motherfucker twice.
One vs 1 bomb planted.
Kill him.
Reses themselves and then I have to kill them again. It's show bro. I
Would I don't know who plays that game comp dude, but you are setting yourself up to be bald in five years
And that's like this not including traps bro. Oh, bro. I'm trying to run into this fucking site
We're trying to do a little execute all fucking ran into a trap invisible fucking circle thing starts going off bro
Start flashbang start flying out. You got a fucking Sova arrow flying in there. You got a fucking earthquake on the way
Oh, bro makes me sick
And that's if you're not getting instantly one or two tapped in the head from a fucking about Egypt
Yeah, I've traded traded traded wait, I'm rising rising
not a thing because clove needs a teammate alive for res with alt
no that's not correct she can have the bomb planted and res herself so yes it
is a thing I'm not making something up
It's not uninstalled, but I pretty much left that category and said, you will never see
me again in this category ever again.
And I usually don't say that.
I usually say, like, I hate your game, I'm uninstalling it later.
But for me to say, you'll never see me again.
It's not necessarily set in stone, but it's it's pretty serious business for me
All right boys, let's do it your name is crazy mr. Mr. Diddy
I
That's a straggler pass late once at top ish or fuck it
I can't believe your name is that and you're the straggler. This is crazy. I'm in the toilets on there now
You got an FK at the board
Yeah, get the fuck off me, bitch.
Gotta hit that headshot again if you can stare like that.
Yep, you're gonna fuckin' push a smoke like that, you better hit a fuckin' headshot, bitch.
Uh, one's mid. He lost a player?
CT mid and CT, I think.
He's jumping up Xbox.
fucks swing this motherfucker bro swing that up yes
you're fucking away right now I don't know why I usually when I get like this
I'll be like oh my god I'm actually gonna get a counter check and then like
the next day I just dude it happens every time
my Everglade counterfeit. I'll be like, bro, I'm finally breaking through my skill ceiling.
I'm finally coming out. Yeah, I'm like delusional at this point. I'm about to save my fucking
beard at this point. Yeah, you're just like, bro, I'd be so much better if my face was
I might yeah
Once out mid CT mid CT and long it's CT gonna be CT now
the
he is not ct
is a bomb getable
uh... you gotta wear a mask
i'm gonna spam this left corner here
why is that
depending bro
bro they knew you were there anyways bro where else would you fucking come
Where else would they come from?
I don't know how the bomb even got there
I wonder what circumstances the bomb drop outside long what happened?
So I hate about people in this game like everyone just drops the bomb in some random
fucking spot.
Speak of the devil, speak of the devil.
There's nothing wrong with that, that's fine.
You know what cat, dude.
He fell, he fell.
He's flying in the corner.
I wish you could like throw your gun at him. I should have pulled out the uh I should have
pulled out the one time. Yeah.
Yep.
Let's meet up.
Yeah, I gotta feel something's gonna happen here. Maybe we just mute them up.
Uh, yeah. We should give them a little meabody mute.
this name is a little crazy called some of the monkey about three seconds in our
game I'm not sure how those don't hit am I going to lie I think it's your beard
I'm not gonna give you sorry about it, I might fucking do it at this point dude.
Alright, I'm done.
That's funny.
Oh man.
Ah, I'm smoking mid-door.
and
over. It's all just nonsense. Nice, mate. Nice.
I'm rolling.
I'm rolling.
Dude.
Clicks?
They're coming.
Both CT.
No!
Hey, ops me from there, brother.
Clicks.
Clicks.
I clicked two, you guys.
That was crazy. I could have flashed it too.
I should have probably done that.
I don't think it was going to be that crazy though.
I didn't think he was gonna absolutely click me, but it's four o'clock madmen out here.
Yeah, I feel like that.
Spongebunners.
Oh no, no.
of
them once
of
This is actually the hardest cross there.
I was looking at it as I was going up there.
I was going to turn it smaller when it was tough.
Yeah, I was trying to dox cross there.
I can't think small.
Small cross there aren't for old people bro, I'm telling you.
Definitely not.
We saw one of those, lock in.
How many times?
What's that?
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
I don't know anymore man we really got an interesting team on this one yeah
sure did maybe just keep it simple me run out long door deaths forever
I
Yeah, the guy's got a sauce gate picture
I
Did make I don't think
Bombs down top and oranges is waiting out long orange can you get bottom come counter some shit?
Give me a flash I smote for
Was close mid
Okay, okay, there's a light at the end of this tunnel potentially
Hey KQ drop.
You want to know one thing that Valorant has going that's better than Counter-Strike?
I'll say it.
Their spike being larger is nice because I can't ever see the bomb planted in this little
guy.
Yeah.
Dude, I think the registry in that game is so much better.
I mean obviously the point is you can't put it in this spot.
That one's registry.
There are two of those worlds that are so good, so many times we've won that, let's fight them down.
One lower, one lower.
Malling lower.
One cat, one cat.
One cat, one cat.
Aiding cat.
What's that?
Two clear.
Nice, nice, nice.
Cat that, cat that.
Oh, there's another one.
Two cat.
Two.
What's that, what's that?
It's your B-spirit, your B-spirit.
Yeah, last guy's A, last guy's A, last guy's A.
oh my god I'm so much smarter than you
I'll smoke late doors, but it's gonna be really late, so please take your time with peaking.
Don't get crazy, just let him stay, you know, so I ain't secure.
I'm gonna flash your cat, Mini. Excuse me a sec.
Flash it now.
Nice.
Watch that lower push here, dude. It's gonna happen.
I'm leaving. I'm going out with this guy. Let's go.
Long there, this one, no no no.
Long. Big bit long.
Long dead, long dead.
Good walk up spawn.
I'm gonna Molly camp, Molly camp.
Okay.
I'm needing it.
I think they snuck through.
I'm just defusing right now.
Holy shit we got some rounds we're on the board
It's possible nice flash on cat. That was great. Thank you. He's blind. Oh, I think so maybe half smoking men to be late though
Just be careful
I
Underpass
Lower toss man, let's go along. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's this
I'm gonna let you do a little work here, okay?
I'm going, kid.
Is this last one?
Yeah, go lower, mid B.
Not sure, thank you guys.
I'm gonna smoke mid again, she's gonna be really late, just give it a second, I'm gonna
go lower with you guys.
Keepers, high-speed, touch.
Lower, big.
That's lower.
Keep running, bruh.
That's stream.
What are the next QC?
Never run me over.
Ah, yeah.
Flashing, cat.
Not my thing to do a little bit of murder.
Murder's not my thing.
I can flash cat for you.
Flashing.
Little smith.
Last day not
One on the cat, one on the cat
Stop the mid man, why is he...
Can't even do a simple strat out here
He was up in mid, 1-off in B.
Oh, hey, my life.
This lower B guy gets a pick every round, like we don't know he's gonna be there!
What on?
if that's that's the difference to 1.6 and like CS2 bro if someone knows you're
lower being 1.6 you're fucking dead human you know I mean in this game it's
just like you can fucking fight your way out of it and shit well it's like
suicide like you like you have to jump like you can't spot like back in the
day like 0.6 which is you know
fucking yeah
Watch your lower, nothing long, no pretty long, watch your BXQ, follow suicide, watch
one shell is in there
one should be from this one coming
we didn't watch out
that's clear
one inside
one in tans
one HP inside
yeah, R-Dub
I
Can't say I appreciate you better
I'm cooking tonight boys. I'm cooking. I don't know what the fuck has come over me
Son of a drop to purple Nate double
I got you guys flashes
I am overbought this round but fuck it, we're all flashing along
flashbang
flashing twice
one's running into lower right now running into lower
i got bomb
last one we don't have, a lorry
That could be a decoy.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Woo!
You're on one right now.
Yes, sir.
It's time for us to do the same shit.
Double make one.
Pick up my line and make one.
No need flashes.
Okay.
Just double make and roll back.
Sounds good.
I'll throw a smite for you, okay?
You can walk through it, so yeah, that's fine.
Okay.
They won't expect two pushes through bro.
Smoked, man. I got a silvery flashbang.
Up cat. 100%.
Two up cat.
I'm not cat.
Out cat already.
Oh, I blew it one minute ago.
I BLUED IT!
I should have threw my nade, chat.
Honestly, before peeking.
Banking nade, kill one. One v one, the other.
Uh, I'm so bad.
Hello.
Alright.
That's not what it was.
I blew it dude, not gonna lie, I fucked that round.
I fucked it.
I could have HE'd those guys and then killed them.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
I'm going hero op cat.
Do you want to boost me for lower pick?
Yeah, I can do it.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
Just stay right there.
I'm burning, burning!
Oh, it's on me!
I'm not gonna lie. I thought you can move. I thought you can move. I was waiting for you to move
They're coming up cat. I'm dead
They're okay
that
well you got this man
maybe not
oh my god
faded by the smoke
faded by the smoke
i don't know
14 bullets, let me know, we don't need them.
Is your smoke the other way?
I've killed this guy bro.
Get rid of the smoke.
I
Bro I doubled those guys on cat 2
I'm back a guy blew that round bro you got baited tried to spam something through some
This guy bought an uh, oh my god, dude.
Why do I play with people like this?
How many? How many?
Trace? Okay.
I'll get one, maybe.
Oh my god.
No!
Bro, I thought I had him.
Oh my god, the dude with the op is nowhere.
is nowhere
brah i had that dude one day that third guy he just killed me a little
it looked like you
it looked like you'd make them
to be honest
I don't know if he's talking to me or not, but I'm assuming.
I can't one lower, but I'm low as fuck.
Nice.
Yeah, one just waiting in the smoke, dude, huh, we got numbers, bro. You big dummy. I know
Scout.
No, we're not gonna hurt really any other guy.
Oh! Oh!
Hey, Riffy!
Riffy!
Whip out the fluff!
Gotta take them numbers man.
This dub was free, not gonna lie.
I think team has lost this shit
Yeah, that's three guys long
I'm not long right now
I don't know what else to do
I just, I don't know
Man, we just have those games sometimes
It's all good, it's all good
I have those games all the fucking time to be honest
It's because you're thinking about an hour bro
this is just not my night
you'd be like that on counter-shark you know what goes
tomorrow I'm gonna fall off the fucking deep end
like it's the Grand fucking Canyon
but tonight I was mopping bro I'm not gonna lie I felt actually good
counter-shark tonight it was weird
it's been a weird day for me
yeah you were crushing I gotta like
Pray or something, I don't know
You gotta turn to God
He's he's not with me right now, but shit
This is the most I've ever struggled with CS. This is not good
But it might be time to shave it
Yeah, I'll be on the line
All right later. All right, but you just
I'm not gonna lie chat I
Can't be that mad about those games cuz I just was fucking turned I was just fucking turned. Hey, I was a 3k player tonight. I'm telling
I'm telling you. I was on one. I'll just say I was fucking up a little bit, but not as much as I normally fucking
For like the last like three or four games dude. We're just fucking mopping
I
Don't deserve to be a 2057 bros. I don't this not that I don't deserve this
This happened to me last time bros this happened to me last time I lost my level 10
I dipped to level 9 in like four games
I lost all of them, but I was owning in all of them and it's just I just we just lost
They're just not
I
Screw be shark GG
GG I was just on one tonight, dude tomorrow. It's gonna be gone. I'm gonna be sad the powers are gonna leave me while I'm sleeping
It's how counter strike always goes man
Maybe it's valor that made me better at counter strike, but I was reading that it was keeping me honest on my aim
That's popping skullies
I
Poppin skolies stop rage baiting please
Now be for real
Because you can't spray your way up a fighting valor you know I'm saying you got to get the crosshair on him
And I was just getting the fucking crosshair on people and counter strike today bros
I was just getting it on them. It was crazy. I never won these people, you know
Me to get one D's is crazy
I
Got to have the pack I got to play one more way of the power buff
No, no, no, what if I fall off right now, bro, and I can't go to sleep like feel good about myself, you know
honestly I felt like dude for the last four games I was a 3k player I'm telling you dude
I'm fucking telling you
I'm telling you I'm telling you
bro give me a little love for 70 months thanks for being here for 70 months crochet
I appreciate you, brother
3k is like a hundred games away like all wins, too
All right, dude, you know what we got to do now, you know what we got to do
We got to go get our ranking valid.
I'm just going to make my title.
I hate your game.
I hate this game.
I hate this game a lot.
It's going to be my title.
All right.
I lied.
I'm back in the category one last time to see what we get ranked.
I
Playing so good in Counter-Strike
It's got to make me not give a fuck I playing Valorant right now. It's gonna be okay. We're gonna be fine
We're gonna be fine
Maybe it's your warm-up game dude before she has to ground your aim
I don't know dude. I don't know what the fuck happened to me in Counterstrike today, dude. That's not normal. That's not normally what I just did
My god you have so much or and I can't look at you
Thank you, thank you, is that JP again JP you're such a doofus you're such a fucking doofus
I
For what I'm glad you checked in with Valorant so we don't have to I'm telling you it's a fuck this game is fucked
This game is fucked
But I'll jump on it for a night game right now. I
Don't want to play another game of Counter-Shack cuz I don't want to have a bad game
I just want to know that I fucking owned and see us tonight
And I'm just I just feel good about it. So I just well swap over to this game where I don't care if I'm bad
You know that makes sense
I think it is capital 500, to be honest.
Yeah, this, FPS max is 500, which I like.
Yeah, that's best Max 500
Link before UK for Valo check out if you want less than three. I have already seen this I've already seen this but I'll watch it again
Like what is this?
Okay, just so funny, bro. It's just so funny, bro
He goes from leaning back to leaning forward for this
Like what is this?
Look at this chat. Let's rush the bomb site
blue wall
Raining smoke up not me open
Fucking I don't know what that is if I get masses e all over the site incoming nukes nukes dropping down the wall
pushing over the rocket with rocket launcher flying over
he changed splash grenade
fucking laser beam from the sky
this guy can't see anything he sees blue
this guy sees yellow
he sees something he's flashed
this guy peeks, I kill
I can see, I can't see
I can see, I can't see
more lasers from the sky
green, this guy's a dog
sniper
and then the site's taken
like what in the fucking
yeah up there, yeah up there, yeah up there
One thing I feel like in Valorant is like, at least at the rate, the rank that I play, which is not a high rank, don't get me wrong, it's just like people just group up and then go somewhere.
Like in Counter Strike, you got a couple people on, you know, B push, you got a couple people in like the mid route, you got like one person lurking on the A route, throwing some smokes, trying to get some question marks out there.
Bro, everyone just groups up and goes somewhere in this game.
And you can't spray in this fucking game bro, it hurts my heart, my soul, my everything.
The 500 FPS has turned off.
Wait, you're a liar and a thief.
You sure?
I am on Valorant, but my title is there for a reason, okay?
At this rate, with how being you talking about Val, you ironically may get a juicy sponsorship
to play more of it.
And I am all ready for it.
So long as she's yeah, right now
Sponsures me to play their game that would be hilarious soon after I talk shit in their game so much
I talk hell of shit on this game. I wasn't if it until until I started playing a lot or not a lot last couple days
I wasn't it's been like three days, I think
Like I'm loving counter-check right now, I did so it's yeah, I'm really like it's yes
Yo, what's up team?
They're awesome
There's your brother is brought their maps are so fucking bad in this game
They just got like what it do like the most ridiculously stupid maps
Dude the dumbest thing you could have ever done in this game
I want to make sites or make bomb sites three of them a b and c whoever decided at any point time
I think like after playing Valorant, I appreciate the the uh, the uh, um, Pika's advantage.
a counter strike because the guy will just be back in Egypt just standing completely still
and like it's still viable and a counter strike gets thrown out.
Why B-Hop when you have when there's no momentum? I don't know brother.
I got a smoke for you today. Turn it up a little
Hey, it's all good cuz I'm here y'all I just
I thought he was I thought that I thought the jet was one planning. I'm not gonna lie. You won't cheat
44 so he's like
I
Got one you got his dude. He got his chat
Should do these bomb sites just feel like they're light years apart from each other
of
the
got this
I'll try to tire
Then he can't shoot that?
Oh, on bomb.
Box out?
I thought he went elbow.
I can't lie, that's not bad.
Because earlier, he ran through the smoke right there.
I won there right, not just.
I absolutely despise this game chat.
What am I doing with my life?
I should have killed it, but one of my bullets is disappeared.
I got sprayed for all of my HP through the smoke.
I love this game.
I saw the scams, like, he.
She don't have to fucking hop in this game?
Go, go!
oh my god this game disgusts me this game disgusts me
Ah, too heavy, too heavy.
Brother, what's your shot?
Someone threw the smoke?
I
Fuck that go to that bitch off the map
Nah
Fuck that corny ass bitch
I'm playing the worst statistical game in the game or no, I thought you guys said that that was K.O
Now, Owen's good. Oh, it's good. No, he has a
He's gonna want this one
How about seeing the life worth thing?
Alright, here we go. This is where we fight.
I told you, brother, they're gonna go for it.
I'm gonna try to get me a control.
I'll fight with you.
I'm gonna spawn. Are you gonna spawn? Yeah.
I
Should not be there with you. I'm just gonna rotate be fast
And they're looking out a y'all got people
That's not interest
Killed him
All three out all three out all three cubbies
One default. One in default and one in this corner. One cubby in default. No, he's default.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you looking at?
He walked to another site, no way.
He got out of dodge.
What the fuck was that monstrosity?
30 seconds left.
You're in low elo.
I believe it.
Or I wouldn't get three kills.
I'm not hating it's all good. I'm not gonna ever tell anybody they're bad at this game or any of that shit.
I'm... I'm... I wouldn't do something like that.
Not in this game.
And counter-shake!
I might say something, but in this game, I don't think I really have any space to say anything.
Any room for that?
NAH! YEAH!
Oh
Okay, all right now to easy to easy
Guys guys guys now I gave him those when he shot so you'd have a chance, you know, but yeah
It's all about giving him a chance, you know, I got a question
Right-click you have my friend. What is that? Oh?
You have a small
Crosshair a giant. I can tell you the entire story bro. It was this one jet bro
He was ascending he was like he was blushing this down to one dude
Bro, not it. It was so it was such a tough crosshair, bro. No, I have to steal it, bro
So the same one touch he was hitting bro, and they say one times I hit now. Oh, it's so tough, bro
Hey, you gotta try bro. So I see see much
I smoke mid heavy
rotating in
You want to play let's play. I'm gonna try to smoke you're a long right now
This guy just walked up mid
75
I did too, don't worry
Yeah
They're probably dead
Here's some footsteps, man
What is this smoke?
What's wrong with that smoke?
I'm rotating towards me. Oh, man. God damn. There's three there. It's time to I
Would ulti here
One cutty
That doesn't hit him that's all him bro
You're the best!
They think they know pain.
They can't begin to comprehend it.
Can't begin to comprehend the pain I feel while playing this fucking game!
Nah, that's honestly, bro. If I don't take this game seriously and I'll give a fuck, I can have some fun playing it.
But it is a bunch of nonsense.
Fade, uh, like 2 or 3 Bs.
Here we're all dead.
Yeah.
How are the onsite?
I got a hold for her, he's like, tower, tower, tower.
He's tower, he canceled cancel.
Oh, no, I thought you were calling me tower.
Glad to see your favorite first team at back home.
He said cancel, I'm going to be honest,
I kind of forgot how to.
Yeah, what do you, do you cancel it right quick?
You got default.
same key as old 136 or one main one time this is no problem
I
See that's my fault
I didn't know they can get into the tower
Well, is there no buy bonus in this lose lose bonuses where do you keep track of that? Where's your lost bonus?
Bottom right
Should I just like go no armor fucking I guess the armor is only HP, I can still headshot people.
There's something in there right at the bottom.
You're gonna have no one holding any link.
Uh, Dora might be up, I think.
1.46, Clove.
Nice, man.
Nice to meet you.
I'll set it up.
I heard that. I'm gonna flash it.
There, I know I'm not.
I believe.
Clova's one shot, literally.
Steering site.
Offer. I'm starting to push down to smoke this.
Let's just delay a bit. It's got a gap on the right.
Might try to push that gap.
Can we get flanked now?
They were both a man, okay
That's insane that he stops on a dime right there to fight me what the fuck is that
What the fuck is like he knew I was there
I don't know.
I planted.
Bro, this guy is okay.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, that's good.
I thought he was in there because I thought he was in there.
I don't even know what to say about that shit. That is so fucking ridiculous.
He stopped on a dime.
EBS nice and renewed last game too.
Oh my god we're about to be rated like fucking bronze four.
That's fucking ridiculous dude. He stops on a dime right there.
it is. Just something feels off. Something just feels off. It's like the way that people
peak is this weird
of
the
fact that
the
fact that
the
before the switch.
I'm going to play a game.
Yeah, what I do just like this show
Bro this game is so fucking
It's just there's no like there's not much presence anywhere else, but a big it's like playing overwatch
Counter-Strike like it's just a ball of players hitting a site there's and there's nothing else
to it it's just a ball of players hitting a site I spend most of my time on CT side rotating
I want to go this way. Let me get this wrapped. It's just so weird.
I get what I want.
Guys, you gotta bake that. I'm not gonna let you know what I'm doing.
Why did I not hit him in the face? What the fuck was that?
What happened there? Why did he not get shot in the face?
They don't miss
Why are we beating not beating was not being I just got there
Sonya that's a jet again
of
What's wrong?
There's no way he's just sitting up there, no way he's just sitting up there, bro!
Matchpoint!
Then you need to distract him and tell him to make sure he's out of the bunch.
I didn't know which way to go that he wasn't gonna be, Chad. I'm gonna be honest.
I just didn't know what the fuck to do.
Like, I knew that I was in a position where I could have gone to a site.
But I just didn't know where he could have possibly been.
Behind me.
The spike is in the base.
nobody's fault that this is happening
brother, what am I playing?
81 jet, they're pushing up
One of my plane. All right, we're gonna get ranked at least oh
My god, that was terrible. We have a guy named mojo jojo advertising his Instagram
Pain and suffering okay, we work our way up
We work our way up.
You playing team.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
Some of the fights that I had there weren't that bad.
I enjoyed some of those fights.
It's just so weird because like in Counter Strike, you're kind of all over the map,
right?
Kind of creating question marks, taking little duels, you know what I mean?
to open up parts of the map before you even decide where you're gonna go.
And on this game it's just like, it's just a ball of players just going into a site and
then going into the next site and then next round going into a different site.
It's just hella weird.
I am in low elo though, that does make sense.
But even in low elo, like if this rating and countershiting, it doesn't play like
that.
The match found.
Mid-level CSELO Strasper.
Yeah, but it doesn't just play like you don't just group up on Dust 2 and run out of B tunnels
every round you know what I'm saying but on this game you would you know you
feeling you don't question mark man shut up dude no you don't dude low rank CS is
like they don't know smokes right they don't know good flashes they just kind
I don't know, you know, roll around, do their thing, but it's like, it's not like, just group up and hit something, like, with abilities. I don't know how to explain it.
This game is just very weird in that regard.
It feels like you're playing like, Counter Strike meets Overwatch, you know what I'm saying? Overwatch, everyone's got their old T's, they all just ball up in a ball and hit something, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's what it feels like in this game.
of
it all take like five smoke characters on the team
just so I can hit every fucking smoke angle you can
what now your character is your favorite
probably a tochi
dude I hate this map so fucking much
at least it doesn't have a C bomb site
that's nice any map that has an A, B, C bomb site I fucking hate that map
Yeah, this is one of the OG maps, yeah.
two
jet-temp another
I also don't like how your arm your heavy armor is not like something that like protects
your head or something like that.
It's just like an HP bar.
Like a tiny HP bar.
Not tiny.
So after one fight, you know, it's gone.
That's one.
Oh, I figured it.
Not a huge fan of that, fucking Fortnite-style HP bars.
Cover going down.
There.
Cover going down.
My head.
There.
There.
I have no health.
other there's what other do we have teammates
I
Have to
30 seconds left.
30 seconds left.
What's so great?
I don't mind this. Dude, he's looking for Shaquille O'Neal for these headshots. Holy shit.
He said you're a freak. I was a freakiest like
Bro what kind of gun round is this gonna be now? Oh my goodness gracious
Here's what we're gonna do chat we're gonna make it seem like
Like, it's a smoke that I can walk out of without the motions.
Brother, hear that smart?
I've got your trailer.
Of course, potato aim, dude.
Potato aim.
He saw you with the dog.
Yeah, but I know he saw me step out of the smoke.
I guess he could have just gone out of the smoke.
Oh, a dog came at me.
and gave way my position.
A dog.
And the enemy controls.
All my weirdest fights ever.
Dreams are a funny thing.
Oh, a fucking dog.
Gateway my position.
like that
three
three
three
three
five
five
Okay, you better shut your BITCH MOUTH!
I
We are bomb
You're planted.
Brother, there's no way.
There's no way.
I can't kill in there.
Walked in.
one
walked in
I know exactly where you are.
Fuck it, there's what it is.
is what it is they know
I don't know how that doesn't hit
probably that call
he's dead
oh shit
Good job. Well, listen, I only heard one enemy alive and I was fucking locked not off my crosshair
What is this thing the handle
I
Need you still here
That's where you're gonna you're very confusing you're very
Let's go, have 11 health.
They're going in.
I hate that fucker. They're still at the back there.
Now buddy.
One enemy remaining.
What's going on?
Oh, what's going on?
You got a good one?
Oh.
What's that?
What's that?
Excuse me.
Come down.
Need to drop.
Thanks.
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
It's back.
Get out of my way!
Here, I'm controlling this trap.
So long!
Watch out!
Shadows traveling.
Spike down, B.
One enemy remaining.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You're probably gonna go A this round, yeah.
I see them, they just got stomped.
Let's go back on here.
Gonna play retake.
The whole thing where you can do this is so fucking stupid.
Throw that out there too.
I got a lot of things I don't like I guess.
your trial
One enemy remaining spike down
I
You can see I still peek as well and you can see peek and CS guys. Well, what do you mean jump peak?
Yeah, but you have to air strafe you have to go like this. This is just if you're just using your
Here you can just like strafe backwards and like it doesn't even matter where you're pointing at all
You don't have to know how to airstrafe he's fucking
Oh shit, they're coming through long.
This is flat, this is flat.
I'm not.
Look at the purple alien.
That's fucking crazy.
No, no.
Okay, I fucked up.
I can't believe that fucking random little thing hit me, bro.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Last round in the half, spend everything, LeBron James really likes the up.
LeBron James, LeBron James.
one enemy remaining spike down a
well I mean it's a lot easier to shoot these guys than a lot of the other guys
we've been playing against
does nameplits are so big yeah I think it's because I have the utility and stuff on it
I'm wondering if I want to get rid of that
I don't know which one it is.
Clearly that's always visible.
Maybe that's what I'm going to do.
Can I not change it?
No.
I left Alt to toggle it on and off, oh.
So there's things I can see their names in the white dot, that's kind of what I like.
I'll find her, Cypher.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Back off, jet.
Oh man, a shotgun that is full Samurai! Thank you.
Checking on some of the new stuff.
I'm going to flash in right now, flash in the whole thing, just to get in there.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
I don't know how they went blind, brother.
I don't think we're gonna just like close, not gonna close.
Alright, I'm good enough to play at plot level-ish.
I
Love that
I don't know man, neon, that's the most fucking stupid character dude, unbelievable.
the
the fuck
I
What the fuck happened there
It's the best timing ever on the peak. Yeah, someone flashed them too at the same time. It was one of their teammates
They sure wasn't me. I don't know if my teammate did
Dude, I didn't even know jet was there jet just like casually rolled onto my screen dude without even be sitting here
Bring it fast
of
the
one
of the
Somebody get kills B
Well if we go towards a I can all tend to have them potentially
I don't know how I can like make myself I guess I have to be facing the way like with
that I want to be facing when I come out of it.
I'll be able to make sure that...
I'll be able to make sure that...
I was like very lost, that's where I was.
I had to look at the minimap when I poured it in.
Time is at 4 in the morning.
is it what's it going this game like one is higher than two or is too higher than one
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
two
I don't know what I'm talking about, too, right?
The lead?
Motherfucker, they do it backwards.
cuz Ryan hasn't been consistent for a decade now I got one more in me boys it
is so fucking hot wait till you off an ISO in the head and he doesn't die another
broken character oh cuz he's got the shield right it's alright dude I've had
It's the weirdest thing to have a 1v1 turn into a 1v2 because the person res is right after you kill them
Or rather two
play someone besides Omen it's the only guy I like to be honest I hate everybody
else this stupid bitch
no vipers cool actually a little bit harder to utilize man I kind of like I
I think Jisomin is solid, huh?
On the fly smoke, smoke it from across the map, just...
Got a little flashbang that goes through a large area.
I
Just be an oh man only player dude
One trick it up. Yeah, this is the worst map and they
This map is like so basic to the point where it's just a line painful
What's up? What's up?
You so are.
What do you need?
Can I use you for your blind right here?
Oh, fuck.
Nah, that's 20 seconds to celebrate.
We'll just do it in the next round, brother.
Her again.
I'm just gonna smoke the entrance and pop anyone who comes through.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Smoke entrance.
I'm not sure.
Her site, no HP site, zero HP site.
Elba.
I'm sure she's right up there.
Fucking easy.
You see? There's not all the money.
I have to go something.
I'm going down.
Be careful.
Two bullets.
Our backup on that side is absolutely atrocious. We should have a guy ahead the whole time.
Oh
Okay, okay
It's 70 104 99. Aye. Aye. Where's our backup?
Where's our baby backup man should be a guy in heaven the whole time
I'm gonna get you.
Get some dude.
Get me a head.
Get me.
Brother, what a fucking aim that was.
How did she even get to that aim?
What the fuck was that?
the stage wall. How is that on top of the same? No, she wasn't on top of the stage wall.
or she? Maybe.
I don't know if we're all gonna be broke now.
Alright, main job.
I don't know what to do there.
This fucking site is so stupid, run through a corridor and somehow it works.
right here.
Right here.
right here.
right here.
I need nothing to win.
It's not you.
It's not you.
Yeah, I can just run through that.
It's you and me!
Speed
Bro
Maybe she was knocked out or some weird shit. What's in our spawn?
Yo, that is just so all over took place it's crazy
I
Listen, I didn't know I thought maybe he it looked like he was like knocked out or some shit
That's how make your sure. Well, like it wasn't
Honestly did fuck these guys you want smoke
Come on, go now!
Right here!
Follow them!
Save all about the end.
Nothing B.
B.
I got nothing to be at all.
Oh fuck, there's another one.
We got zero, zero info there.
That's insane.
Pillars, front side bombs, keep up.
Another one, pillar.
Nice job.
Holy info is not exactly happening in this game, huh?
Did he say B-heaven, really?
Oh my god, never mind.
My brain didn't register the phone call.
I didn't have the call out.
The phone call that he was be having man's got you calls
My hands got you call outs
Yeah, but you can't say it twice like you know, there's no be
No bro. Nothing B.
One B.
One more B, one more B. She's gonna rest probably.
So stupid!
Can you ult if they've done?
It's over.
I did.
I'm going in.
Resing in this game's gotta be the dumbest shit in existence
The dumbest thing
You know, I'm not sure.
Nice.
Here me.
Enemy spotted B.
He he he he he.
Drone gameplay.
Oh my god.
Motherfucker was coming in an airstrike.
Brother, the whole idea that Sage just straight up reses a guy can just fucking...
Whatever, at least she used her ulti, she didn't win the round with that ulti.
That's good enough for me, I guess.
holy shit that's dumb as fuuuuck
help help
what do you mean don't come towards me?
oh wait
No, I meant to cancel. I'm not going to lie. I tried to cancel. I throw a button. It was it's been a bit. I'm sorry
It also took me a second to realize those were the bad guys
I felt like what is the button right click left click X? It was mouse five. It's mouse five. Bobby. Bobby
I don't know what to do anymore, bro, what do I go?
Maybe I should smoke A right off the bat here for you guys.
I'm gonna do help out a bit.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
Yeah, I'ma do that.
Something.
I'm gonna move.
I
Smoked having over here I'm gonna go to the back lane
Let's go back to the back. We may be
Not just back up
There's nothing here today nothing to that going back to be I'm so good watch out be here. I'm here a heavy
I was all over them that round I was all over that round
You need me to play some deadlock?
I'm gonna give you guys a smokey day again.
Make him scared.
some eh, they're there, they're there, they're all there for now, double smoking lane
I'm going towards B from mid.
What's it gonna be?
They're going B from mid.
I heard, I heard.
I think we're shot.
One still mid, two still mid.
One spawn.
What a shot, one spawn.
F**k!
Stupid dumb shit looking character.
It's you and me.
Dumb as hell.
You're nuts.
Nice.
Nice.
deadlocks for preschoolers holy shit did they play at that age
so i'm liking my youtube right now i'm letting you know what i'm saying i'm putting the
smokes in a good spot i got the flashbang today you know what i'm saying i got a feeling
They're about to rush me
Yeah, okay, trying to get a smoke for you guys
the entrance, Sage is heaven, he's going to rest, let him rest, stop when he's far, brother
That is just so funny.
Oh, and then gets a rez! Oh my God! She goes for a pick, then a rez!
Nice.
Both main, outside.
I'm gonna tell Sage that actually if I tell someone to suck a dick in this game, I might actually get banned.
probably should have refrain from doing so
one back side
check these bugs
both there both there both back corner both back corner
for sure okay the sage is fucking killing me
the sage is literally killing me
I feel you on this one. I'm feeling this play. I'm gonna flash it for you just in
case it gets crazy. You know what I'm saying? As soon as you shoot, I flash. Okay?
What the?
I'm busy saving you, man.
No!
Oh god, thank god.
I'm just gonna keep on saving you, man.
Saving you down, bomb down.
Nice.
We can spike, we can spike.
They're running inside now, running inside now.
I smoked it, I smoked it.
I smoked it.
I smoked it.
I smoked it.
I smoked it.
I smoked it.
I smoked it.
I smoked it.
I smoked it.
I smoked it.
Smoked him
One's back corner
I panicked when I saw that fucking dude run around the corner and was like thank god.
You want me to blind that?
Yeah, from Sewers.
From like, oh from Sewers, okay.
I can do that.
You can stand like right there or like right here.
Done and done.
Considered done my friend.
Do I have to like angle it up?
Uh, yeah.
or like right down and done. Considered down my friend. Do I have to like angle it up?
Uh yeah I guess yeah. You can just do it off there. I'll let you know if you need to know.
Okay.
Susan they're all sides better. Please.
Do it.
3 3 3 nice
we're going heaven
one side one side nice
20 for heaven
one silver
silver silver silver
blank
i think there is a bolt
okay, heard
should we go to the elbow?
still there. I'm gonna smoke it just so it's easier. Just go right there.
He walled.
I mean he walled.
Nice.
That's it, that's it.
I
Want your guts over no
No, I did that same flash or what? Oh, yeah
I'm going to cut their back all off, I guess I'll be able to peek a little easier.
What happened?
What the?
Heaven is it?
three in heaven, three in heaven
thank you spanking
nice
oh shit
what in the fuck is this, this guy said
i guess you're sure
what are you guys gonna do with this one? same shit?
get less money if you save and go around
you know what you guys are doing?
you don't have to buy anything on me
im still doing it fuck it
You don't have to bind it on me.
I'm still doing it.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna fucking smoke their back off.
Alright, I'm checking.
Smoking heaven, smoking heaven.
Should have a free reign in there.
Nice.
Thank you.
Get the gun.
One heaven.
He's gonna be in uh
Kevin oh no
Oh he's good he's good he's good he's hatched out of these headshot very low
What a fucking skin is this.
I
It's been on wall again.
It is all good.
Want me to wait on the flash, then, for you guys to get through the wall?
No.
I'm not.
You can do it.
I'm going to get there.
I'm going to get there.
Okay.
I'm blind.
There was a judge.
Get to know him.
You guys cover, you guys got to swing there now.
One's having the judge.
One's having the judge.
One's having the judge.
One's having the judge.
One's having the judge.
One's having the judge.
One's having the judge.
One's having the judge
Hey, that was not a judge. I'm not one
The fuck just happened. I think he grabbed I think she grabbed
This fucking bitch ass sage did pissing me off
I would just go to the same site every round, I don't think it's flashing there.
Yeah, it's my throw, like maybe too long a trap.
Maybe like this.
Good.
I can't get up there.
Yes.
Matchpoint!
I don't know how this will end.
Where are they?
I mean, shit. They're just working.
They can't stop it. They're probably in their 5-year though.
I can't even see it, it doesn't help at all.
I
Like down a
Screen
Nobody hold my body
Say just probably thinking
I'm glad I'm back. Yeah, I just needed to change my title to my true feelings. Gonna make
you feel better platinum trace gotta rank up moving along use element smoke for
the angle you want with the flash okay that's smart okay I will do that then
the spike explosion range hits you if the circle you see on the map when you
jump slash shoot is on top of the spike logo. I'm not gonna lie to you Brown I
don't know what you just said. I think Jacob can play play I'm pretty sure so
So we'll have to be able to play with each other.
Did you lose a bet while you were playing Valorant?
Because I believe it makes me better at Counter Strike.
Don't tell the Counter Strike players my secret.
I played Valorant today, hated my life, switched to Counter Strike, and I was nuts.
I'm not sure why.
and
I'm not gonna play another one I don't think chat 5 o'clock in the morning
I gotta get some sleep so I can wake up at a decent time tomorrow basically
tomorrow's gonna be the same deal I think it's gonna be something like play a
couple valorant matches hate my fucking life play where wins meet hate my fucking
life maybe beat one boss switch to countershike be a fucking god switch
to fucking Valorant at the end of the night call tonight we'll see that's
pause actually tomorrow might be movie night too so probably going to yeah
Well, the reason that we didn't do Moving Knight yesterday is because, uh, or later today was
because some shit was going down in real life, so.
I needed to figure out I was distracted quite a bit.
Distracted quite a bit.
Alright guys, let me find a streamer that you can go hang out with.
That's going to be a Valorant player.
Without our Catergory is gonna hate my guts with my titles whenever I play this game.
I think whenever I play this game it's just gonna be pure hatred, just different versions
of hate, you know?
I think that's the plan.
So maybe one day I'll like it!
You never know!
You never know!
Umm, it's Shodion right now, fuck it!
Let me see what he's playing. Let's see if this goofy ass is playing real quick.
Machode is not on, but you're a liar and a thief.
A liar and a thief.
We'll just hit a valet here.
Let me take a look. Let me take a look.
idea
I wish he sprayed this guy, but he's been on for 10 hours, which means I would hate
to put the burden on him. A feeling that he needs to stay up.
I really don't know who to fucking raid boys, ugh, I'm looking for all this.
you miss the archer I feel that I feel that I get you
this is shanks guy
okay what around ride just three body shotting what do you mean all the one
Shanks underscore TTV.
Oh my God, you know he's a Counter-Side player?
His face is in his monitor.
He's almost Yikindir.
Yikindar or something like that.
He's damn near.
Holy!
It's like three inches from his monitor.
That's insane.
even notice the raid. You guys have fun hanging with them, okay? Your stream
finals for Valor in the year three thousand five much I've come to hate you
since I began to live there are three eight seven point four four million miles
of printed circuits in way for thin layers the word hate was engraved on
each nano angstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one
one billion of the hate i feel for humans of this micro instinct for you okay
that's a lot of hate that's a lot that's a real lot not even a billion okay all right
hi dudes let's call it thank you guys so much for hanging out in the stream tonight i appreciate
don't be too offended by me not liking your game it's not that big of a deal
Thanks for all the subs the resubs the gifted subs. Thanks for fucking keeping the chat moving all day sis lack size lacks
Thanks so much for the sub by the way man. Appreciate the brother man
Snooze and lose if you just so happen to be here still from a million years ago that you hit the sub button
Appreciate you sub and do all the resubs to ray fire off a1. They said that don't know
Thank you everybody for supporting the channel today guys keeping the chat moving and shit counter strike was fucking dope today
We played really good counter strike. We didn't win a lot, but we were individually mopping
So, that was pretty nice. Valorant, you know, I just kind of got to laugh it off. I just got to laugh shit off in Valorant, you know what I'm saying?
Just kind of have a good time with it and not take it too seriously. Try to enjoy myself as much as I can without being super competitive.
Almost like how I play Arc Raiders, to be honest with you.
Gonna have to just take things with the grain of salt.
But dude, I really feel like it was making me a better counter strike. So we might keep it in the night title list a little bit here and there.
little bit here and there. But yeah, thank you so much for hanging guys. Thank you for chilling out
on the stream. Make sure you guys are super cool to Shanks, super cool to his community, please.
Nothing but respectful. You know, gotta have love for some Counter Strike players,
even if they're playing Valorant, except for Tarik, except for Tarik. But yeah, I'm out this
bitch, guys. Good night. Sleep well. I'm sending you guys off now. Enjoy the rest of your
night. I will see you guys later today in something like 11 hours, 10 hours, something
Like that and we'll hang out again. So thank you for showing good night
And if you are new to the channel follow that shit. I'll see you guys later. See you guys sending