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Alright chat what's going on dudes thank you guys for tuning into the stream good morning good afternoon good evening as we're doing
Sorry about the the very very long
I kind of gave a little bit of warning yesterday. I didn't know how I was gonna go
That they can kind of go randomly because you don't really know how it's gonna go at the other place and we ended up
Getting Carolina car today, so it's you know is the dealership are we gonna go kind of quick is gonna take all day
Is it me kind of a half day? I'm sure
See how let's go
It's a
BMW 2 series can't remember the exact model
Yeah, I don't know if I'm playing counter strike. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm kind of
and I don't know about this game
I don't know about it
yeah I got gobbled something
oh yeah I got one for chat to a car hey of course
we'll give it away later visit Rick's what's up dude
what's up what's up
what's going on what's going on what the fuck
Mr. Dawson, I am kind of fat though. Yeah, smoke you 89. Thank you, thank you, pass, thank you, fine.
Thanks for the refill, if you don't miss. Thanks for the read. Good to see you guys. Appreciate your roast.
So that guy, thanks for the read.
When are you gonna do a single player game?
I've been playing Final Fantasy VII Remake, but people don't really, you know, that's such a long fucking game.
I'm not even sure if I consider it
really playing single-player games. That's almost like a
Like a
Just like a long-term play sometimes game
It's a snooze. Yeah, people don't like really watch it
I mean, dude, we can do a little hitman run, you know.
Are we done with Tarkov?
Haven't been watched much recently?
Um, I would say we're done with Tarkov.
But uh, shit dude, I don't know what to say about Tarkov, I just see breaks here in there
from that game, that game was stressful dog.
And that game was stressful.
Reserves just rats bro.
got some chans running around too though you know what I mean.
The new 007's good yeah.
I'm not gonna forgive you for getting me in the rust last month's time oh shit dude Zimba
Ninja how can I do that to you man I've ruined your life.
I swear you're gonna play OSRS. I like how you're trying to like, you're like, trying
to inception this into my brain right now, Beaverish, you know what I'm saying? This
fucking OSRS idea.
Because that community is uh
It's like it's they like to watch new players play their game for some weird reason. It's like
They got some weird streamer fetish going on. You know I'm saying in the twitch world
But yeah, they like to uh, they like they got their ride or die dudes
And then they like to watch like newer players play it sometimes too, which is
So it's just like a joke. We said
back in the day. We use OSRS to help our community survive the worst of the worst on Twitch.
That play Crimson Desert? Try to play Crimson Desert?
You guys got to help me remember these things I played so many games
And I ever thought I would play in my lifetime
I appreciate it mr. Parts appreciate it man
I did not end up checking out the mistreated update, I guess we can look at it real quick.
Update
It's like the official
Fuck I'm actually now
where did they post it on like YouTube or did they post it on Twitter, X, whatever?
It's notes on the store page. Wait, they don't have like a trailer?
Uhhhh...
Uhhhh...
What the fuck do I find? Where do I find patches again for this shit?
Uhhh...
Community hub?
Okay...
The main goals of this update are to bring mis-created more up-to-date to modern standards
and to increase performance in the process.
Increased server performance.
The server can now handle significantly more AI through a suite of CPU.
Am I having a hutch moment?
CPU optimizations, I know it could be said both ways, you know AI low tiers blah blah blah blah blah dedicated sir performance
Increased client performance freely reduced draw calls by shadow cast or calling brothers
Increased performance general game updates and stabilization enhances the seat below
Including the reintroduction of two-wheeled vehicles not made a holiday system and updated a weather system. Okay, okay decent stuff
But nothing game-changing right immediately
you know server performance basically just you know fish server so let's see
server browser official server system official servers show a gold server name
and a lit radiation icon in the in-game server browser they spelled browser
wrong brassware ignore any servers who try and impersonate an official server by
some odd spelling of the word official in their server name the official server
Browserless is now fetched dynamically from the web and cached locally on the client server
identities.
It can be updated without a client patch and can't...
Okay, I got it.
Yeah, Linux dedicated server, cool.
Crash reporter, okay.
Web Archon client.
Browser based remote administration tools now available for mis-created server operators.
Another based remote administration tool is now available for mis-created server operators.
Okay, so they can ban you from fucking Egypt with a laptop.
That just took me a second to fucking break that down.
I was for some reason like, I thought that meant for just a quick second like they were
given like access like modding and shit.
I was just being stupid.
Steam Web API API key
Okay, you can ban people
You can make whitelist probably to I
guess
jacket reload ammo pause can I be dragged directly I do shock that weapon
inventory to load it system and listen so a little bit more quality of life for
stuff but I would catch play a little weapon context to action
magazine storage hidden free look camera pressing all you can finally do a free
looking game
More world interactables. Rendering. Terrain. Now blends smoothly. Better looking world basically.
So we're getting out there. Clients theme not installed. The game is not supposed to be
messed up. Steam is not installed. Instead of silently failing. Game is supposed to be
messed up. My spawn should see it as not installed. It's not silently failing. Simplification.
Lost mitigation rate limiting has been applied to game port query responses in net nub
query handler supplementing the a2s inflow reflection
mitigation applied and the updated steam dllf dllf dlll s only lord have mercy
Service s service, okay, I don't know what that means
I'm not avoiding anybody man.
I just like I started so late today so it's kind of a chill stream tonight you know what
I mean?
So I'm just, I'm just kind of chillin dude.
Music camping the server 8 trillion times without someone noticing.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Okay.
server status line displayed in the server window now shows you know it's funny about
some of these patch notes is some of these patch notes almost like are like is if you
had played the game just like a last week or like a month ago you know I mean I'm not
I'm not even sure if I remember some of these problems.
You know what I mean?
It's been so long.
Guys, you don't want me for Elder Ring, dude.
I haven't played Elder Ring in a very long time.
I'm going to be very bad.
I will get you, motherfuckers killed.
I will somehow get you killed.
Okay, better AI basically better AI
AI entities engaged in melee combat now correctly face the player they are attacking that's
That's, that's nice. That's honestly nice.
This guy's beat my ass. He's not even looking at me, dude.
Just better AI. That's nice. That's nice. That's cool. AI spawning and population management.
Interesting. AI spawner system has been overhauled with dynamic population scaling,
intelligent spawns, splash, slash de spawn behavior, and the server performance guy,
I say cards all configurable via CVARs
Spawn Q and throttle. Okay, interesting. Okay dynamic AI budgets again. Like comment where you get spawning
State cash position where it's despawn despawn AI now preserves its actual position instead of resetting to spawn or origin
Oh goodness, they are catching up. Did I do a dead AI delays respawn via tier TTL's a lot of AI that gets despawn
Restores cashed health on respawn
So dead AI will delay the respawn of the area.
Alive AI gets despawned.
Alive AI that gets despawned restores cashed health on respawn.
Under what circumstance do they despawn?
You just leave?
They despawn?
And then when they do it they sit okay, I don't know those areas of how they work in survival games
Wolfs our roll system
Pack wolves are assigned one of three rolls alpha beta or ambisher each rolls dedicated behaviors of tree matches the alpha leads direct pursuit attacks base
very interesting
That damn is just for walls, bro
I wanted a role system in the fucking game pack mechanics come at kids just walls a idea death. Okay, death and ragdoll
Air drops air drops smoke particles move is with the video DLSS
Integration K weather system K holiday event system K gameplay sprinting sprinting hour zooms automatically after a reload completes
The sprint key is still held. That's
Okay, previously the Sprint State was not restored requiring the player to release and
refresh the Sprint key after every reload.
And he goes really looking deep.
Loot Spawning.
The amount of loot spawning across all maps has been increased.
Loot and consumable spawns have also been rebalanced towards survivability, service
canteens, water bottles, purification tablets, can-dudes, uh, okay, yeah, so it's like,
okay.
Okay, okay.
That's good.
Consumables now spawn in the clean, not er... er... er... er... er... er... er... errated state more often.
Um... eating irradiated consumable also adds less radiation than before. Okay.
Radiation now slowly decays on its own at all levels instead of only 40%.
Okay, so just like chillin' out on some of the... on some of the shit that's annoying.
I need a fucking... waw!
I'm... I'm gonna die, bros.
Reusable Cub.
Do you see Alex para interviewing calling the legal blows his back of the head was smashed
Listen man I
Feel like
Some of the shots may have landed in the legal areas. I don't feel like the illegal shots were intended
You just don't I don't you don't have a hundred percent accuracy
You know what I mean? In the fight game, you know what I mean?
Or everybody would be fucking out there sniping each other, if they did.
You know, so this dude's fucking raining down shots.
I think a few of the shots landed in bad spots for without a doubt.
But that also is not just one person throwing a shot.
It's also another person, how they take the shot too, or where he's moving his head.
He might be trying to duck while he's throwing it.
I also think that goes into account as well.
I would trust Herb Dean all fucking day over Alex Pereira on the rules of MMA, wouldn't you?
You're not going to stop a fight in the end of the moment if he sees one of those shots in the ending one, like, oh, it grazes, it is low because he ducked down, right?
and it hit one of the illegal areas, you know what I mean?
It's just, you can't, what do you want to do?
Boom, illegal is right there.
You want him to call legal shots
and call the whole fight right there?
It's just like, that's just not how fighting works, right?
It's just not all your shots are gonna be,
it's not like his shots were intended to be illegal.
In fact, I thought he was intentionally trying
to make them not illegal.
I have seen him do illegal shots though.
No one's like denying that, you know what I mean?
Even in that fight against, uh, against, uh, what's the guy, the shoe drinker?
Um, I can't remember his name.
Yeah.
That dude got hit with a legal shot.
You know what I mean?
12 also.
Yeah.
It's just, dude, if it like, if it was like, if he was like continuously hitting
same spot it was obviously intentional or if he led the whole entire exchange with the illegal
shot that caused him to get rocked you know what I'm saying that's different right I consider that
to be different but that's not what happened. He got caught with some clean shots then he tried
to grab a leg which is what you're supposed to do don't get me wrong but then the guy you know
And he has done it himself, you know, you're trying to hit elbows on the side of his head, you're trying to hit shots on the fucking upper back of his head, you know, that's kind of how I feel about it.
I did, I felt, I honestly felt like he was losing that fight long before any of that even happened.
I'm not saying I disagree with
you guys that some of those
shots may have been illegal. I
just don't believe them to be
intentional. Um, I don't know
what I'm saying. But it doesn't
you know, I can understand, you
know, coming from someone like
him. That's his moment. You know,
he's losing his moment to shit
like that. You're gonna you're
gonna end his fans. You know,
you're gonna you might nitpick
the fight a little bit. That's
all I'm saying. You know
I'm not saying like I
Um, and I also don't believe them to be any change worthy in that fight
Of course, I never want to see anybody get hit in those areas because it's dangerous. You know I'm saying there's a reason they're illegal
But I just don't think like the expectation there is really for for him to call the fight there
You know I mean I don't I don't believe that to be a realistic thing
personally
And not everybody makes the right calls
There's a fucking video of Jorge Masvidal saying that fucking shadow Mali's fight got stopped early and was saying yo F that ref
And it's just like dude they showed it back
The guy gets knocked down right and tries to get back up and can't even get back up himself
Called the fight early. Yeah, come on, bro. You know me
Not everybody gets it right
That's my opinion on that
Also, I think there's something fishy about Tom Aspinall and I think
Okay
If you want my other opinion about stuff
Okay, I'm just joking we just don't open that can relax relax. I know you guys are sensitive about the Tom hospital stuff
Realistically though he should be fighting already
I
Do should be fighting already man
Or at least like they should be marketing his return, you know I'm saying I
Don't know who the fucks to be marketing now. I don't really understand how that works
You already have agreed to fight gone in the Paris event yeah, I
Hear that oh
Oh man, that's gonna be a controversial fight dude. Holy shit. Are they just gonna be fucking microscope don't go on dude
You know what I mean? I guess I guess that's not a microscope, but you know
They're gonna have the fucking binos out
Looking at every tiny thing he does you better not curl your toes motherfucker if you put your feet on the case not even a little bit
and
James got to come out the swim goggles
the
Did you guys see that Anthony was an Anthony Taylor
this guy
Allegedly was like
What a weird thing to do that I have never thought could be a possibility ever
Which was like supposedly
He like there's like a video of him like after a fight got called to no contest
He like charges the dude in this corner and starts trying to throw a wild punch at him
And then he gets he gets pulled off
In this he's complaining because his eyes were on fire
I guess they were burning because he was he was saying that the guy was rubbing like icy hot. No, he they said not I see
they said
Tiger bomb on his gloves. They said they would rub Tiger bomb on his gloves
So he'd be over time he'd be hitting them that Tiger bomb would set in and start to burn after a while
That would fucking massively suck.
Ummm...
Dude, crazy, huh?
And then like, people were saying it didn't happen, didn't happen, and apparently, I saw
this guy chase DeMor, it's the guy who fought and beat Andrew Tate in a boxing match recently.
He said that he was there and said it, like, apparently reeked of the stuff.
I've used Tiger Bomb. It works just like Icy Hot.
It sits for a second and it starts to fucking go. And it goes, man. You know what I mean?
You're almost like sitting there like, all right, bro. Conny, is it gonna stop?
You know, like, is it gonna keep going?
It's one of those things.
When you get time, you should check out the new War Dogs video.
They upload if it is good.
Okay, I'll take a look. I'm done doing it right now.
Um, base building. So they are really catching things up here.
Vehicles. Two-wheeled vehicle physics, okay.
Animation pipeline fix. Fixing the animation.
Okay, I don't know that one. Branding.
He's matured okay interaction. Hi, buddy. Are you?
trash station stability
Okay, I
Mean to be honest it it all seems really nice. I'm sure all this is good. I'm not gonna get too crazy in the reading and stuff like that
I'm sure it's all really good
That sounds that sounds like it'll be something maybe we can check out at least you know when is this something that's already out or
Something that is coming out
Oh, you see, like, this is a piece of shit.
What?
This should be a lot of fun.
Yeah, it should be fun.
It's out already, okay.
Oh, man, I hate to do this, bro, but we gotta look, right?
I mean, that's the first thing I gotta do.
We gotta look.
180 which is not zero so I wonder I mean the thing that will be missing now will be like
progression map progression right but that's not mistreated it's fall that Daisy mods are
going crazy, modders, you know what I mean? Then again, actually, Namalsk was a modded map, so, uh,
yeah. Damn.
It's, it's the, it's the servers that are running, and the modders that have kind of like, really
assisted Daisy a lot in like in some areas of success I'm not gonna say all of it you
know I mean because I'm I'm sure a lot of normal people and like had getting like and
like console and stuff like that I'm sure they do really well in all those areas but
like official servers over is what I mean when I say regular people like playing on official
service um yeah but i do think the modders have played a huge part on daisy their map creation
for sure i'm keeping interest in the game uh yeah higher i think you should try some rainbow six
it's pretty decent now it makes the subs back to the placement yeah i'm gonna be honest uh i you
I don't I don't hate rainbow six, but my problem is I had two problems one
I don't know the maps very well, right takes long to learn them
Okay, I want to look past that problem. No big deal my problem last time I played it was awesome God, bro
I was just kind of bored
Lets not forget that Forest Guard game where we had him.
Last time I played at GC he said he would be able to knife me, you know 1v1.
I don't actually think that he said that.
Did he say that?
Someone else that said that.
I'm not sure.
These mother truckers.
No respect.
Listen to that, I'm on a glass mat bro.
About to be clean.
Okay, that's the moments last time
I counter-striked over a little sketch.
But, you know, just getting used to it.
And I also have to get some mouskits.
I can see it like already kind of eating the skates.
I mean, it'll still take a long time to go through it,
but it'll be much faster than on the pad for sure.
To be honest, bro,
it probably kind of like never runs out of the pad.
To be completely honest,
unlike in all the last battle on the cloth.
Have you guys ever burned through like mouse skates
on the bottom of your mouse?
Like you've used it so long.
I mean, maybe you have,
but it would take a long time on cloth pad.
It would just be a long time.
On glass, I'm sure.
Yeah, if you're using the wrong skates on glass, yeah, I think it'll burn pretty quick.
But on a cloth pad, I'm not even sure.
I'm not sure how long it'll take.
Like I've played a lot of video games, I've played majority mouse and keyboard.
I play low sensitivity.
So I'm whipping the mouse, you know what I mean?
And I've I've I've like I
Wouldn't say I burned these ones off of my other mouse
But I
Like fuck them up. I would say like this is they started like peeling and shit. Hi, buddy
On the cloth mousepad
That took me how long? That was for sure years.
That other mouse I was using for a little while, man.
Is your mouse is discussing a Strauss?
No, my mouse is...
No knock-out Strauss for that, you know what I mean?
You know, it is what it is.
Yeah, I've never had that happen to my mouse.
that low called out I mean I'm saying like being honest about it I mean my
mask gets dirty you know for sure but I'm like it'll get dead skin on it just
like in the other mouse but not like in the thumb area really to be honest with
could just be a thumb thing though yo Chewie what's up
and
I
I
Yeah, I'm supposed to check out this war dog video right
Um, War Dogs, um, I mean what am I looking up like, what was the video that recently
came out, a trailer, a gameplay video, that's a good War Dogs, War Dogs not the movie, not
the movie, not the movie.
Feedback? Uh, that?
Okay.
What was this, 10 minute video?
Uh-oh.
Oh, goodness gracious.
Alright dude, alright dude, alright dude, alright dude.
Okay, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Oh, that was good enough
It's a short fire, I'm gonna take shit, look, fire!
Straight after the gameplay trailer drops, we reveal 30 minutes of pure pre-alpha gameplay.
Come on, that was in.
I'm gonna hold down on it.
Oh, yeah!
We actually spent weeks trying to capture the perfect, clean footage,
but in the end we just said, screw it, let's grab our mates,
even if some of them are a bit shit of the game, and just play it and have fun.
Just zoom in on Reese's face.
Okay, Reese.
Are you getting shot or are you just having a shit?
here looking through all of the reactions the pre-alpha gameplay reception has been
overwhelmingly positive it's also brought some feedback and that's the main subject of today's
video. If you kill the scene, I will do it for you.
Alright, let's take a picture of the camera.
We're not going to compromise our vision for war dogs based on feedback from people who
haven't yet had the opportunity to experience the game how we intended.
And this doesn't mean that we're not always listening and discussing feedback.
If a bug is discovered, we'll log it to be fixed.
If audio isn't clear, we'll be listening and tweaking the mix.
If a UX issue occurs, we'll discuss it internally and ultimately consider redesigns.
If there are gameplay frustrations or balancing issues, we'll be watching both
Discord discussions and back-end data, and most importantly, we'll be playing the game
ourselves and acting good time if we think the change is justified.
In the grand scheme of things, those issues are smaller in scale, but at a higher level,
we have a- Wait a second.
That's not a Lodgy truck, is it?
What's this guy driving around here, man?
Oh shit, dude.
Do you bounce?
Oh!
In the grand scheme of things,
the industry is smaller in scale,
but at a higher level, we have a clear vision
for what War Dogs is and what War Dogs isn't.
We've said it before,
War Dogs is a hardcore tactical shooter
that doesn't forget it's a game.
Cool.
It takes elements of hardcore games
and makes them more approachable to bridge the gap.
Meaning the game isn't going to be for everyone.
The risk of creating a game that sits between two opposites
is that every player's line of what features a two-arcadie or two hardcore become extremely subjective.
Armor, squad, and Tarkov play hard to think that Battlefield is a casual game.
Battlefield players look like they're hardcore because they're not cod players.
Two cod players look like they're hardcore because they're playing hardcore mode.
The point is every player has their own idea of where that line comes from.
That's why it's so important to us that we create a state of vision
and that for War Dogs, we are the line in the sand.
With that in mind, it's time for the elephant in the room
from our pre-alpha gameplay footage.
Killcam.
Killcam is a great example of a feature
that absolutely leans more towards arcade than tactical,
but there was some context missing from the gameplay review.
Firstly, like everything in War Dogs,
Killcam is tied to depth and decisions
that you as a player can make.
If your preferred play style is going incognito,
and you want to snipe from the hills or ambush players in close quarters,
you could have locked him by a ghillie suit from the equipment vendor.
This negates the kill cam entirely.
The trade-off is this comes at a steep investment
and you'll be an armoured as it sits in your armour slot,
leaving you vulnerable to small arms fire in discovered.
You're also partially negate kill cam with headshots
where it won't zoom towards your player
and will only turn in your general direction after you land a headshot.
headshot. This pushes the onus onto the player to make a split second decision in the moment
to moment combat with the control zone. So you go for a clean headshot kill with an AP
round to stay in detected. Or do you use the hollow point ammo you lucid and shoot an enemy's
unarmored body parts for a quicker kill and risk the enemy detecting you.
Look, head tackle on it.
We're not here to sell the benefits of kill cap. Instead, we want the more hardcore players
to understand why it was added in the first place before we explain how we can play without
It entirely
We set out from day one to make an all-out warfare shooter with tactical elements that we could play with our more casual mates who
Always say they want to play something more hardcore, but we'll get frustrated and quit in a few hours
It's tough, okay, another part of that is it's tough to like want to play and have your
friends play like a game as hardcore as squad where you don't really see a lot of the times
what you're shooting at yourself.
Which means when the encoding is done to you guys, you don't see shit.
So it really fucking sucks because you don't see 90% of the shit that happens essentially.
Really, yeah.
Attempting to play these games with our friends is the frustration of repeatedly dying over
and over and not knowing how, where, or why they died.
As we know that learning to prevent that can be part of the fun and mastery of TACFBS,
the lack of information feels too punishing and too unfair to them.
This was always an issue in trying to lay on the keep of the hill and also in War Dogs
early development, as the issue was only amplified by unique design traits.
Our maps are large, with lots of verticality and hiding spots, with lethal weaponry potentially
at every angle.
Until you learn the game, the frustration is only amplified in War Dogs.
Every life is an investment, making every death hurt more.
to the end of quitting instead of putting in the hours to gain the knowledge and prevent that scenario happening in the first place.
Kill Cam in War Dogs softens that friction. It doesn't entirely remove it.
Kill Cam helps discourage camping and it nudges players to tactically reposition during engagements.
And it keeps pacing more dynamically and static.
We're not saying don't camp until you want to invest into,
but it's our answer to the age-old FPS debate of players having a significant advantage by camping.
Most importantly, we added Killcam to help onboard new players to the depth and more
hardcore elements of War Dogs on our official servers.
Ironically, out of all the people over the future GameShare weekend, Asmongold called
us Boomers, even though his hairline's worse than mine by the way, is what it is.
They know the audience, the song, yeah, this is a Boomer game for sure.
But he's not wrong. The players we're talking about here have jobs, families and other commitments.
They may not have the time that we do to learn and recognize the best spots to ambush new players from or the sonic signature
Of a nine millimeter round, but they will if they're more willing to stick around long enough to find out
What else is not for everyone?
It is a more hardcore shooter than it is arcadey
But our line in the sand here is that shooter fans who want to try something more tactical than what they usually
I do, but I really like this game a lot.
I see a Wigity Bear back playing this.
Thank you, thank you.
That'll fill that.
But in short, Harcore mode will have kill cam disabled, reduced HUD, kill field will be forced to squad only, and vehicles will be first person only.
This mode is intended for the Harcore players who aren't afraid of the higher levels of friction in hardcore tactical shooters.
This way of playing is massively important to us, so cash and XP earning will remain persistent across official and community servers.
servers. The only time these servers won't be connected to your persistent cash is if
server admins drastically alter values outside of our preset bounds in order to protect and
maintain the game's economy.
We wanted this vlog not just to serve as like the kill-cam response video but instead as
an example of how we own our vision for the game. We draw that line in the sand and feed
that back to you, the players. We're not going to defend ourselves every time the loudest
voices disagree with our decisions, but in this early stage we want you to know
wholeheartedly who you're buying the game from. We want you to understand the
vision we have for the game and what game you're buying into. This is the game
we want to make and play ourselves. Honestly, if you're still against that,
War Dogs might not be for you. You'll always be welcome, but we don't want you to spend your money on something we might not enjoy.
Oh man, they got the tarp out there.
So to recap, we want to make sure the players can understand where, why, and how they die.
You can make the choice in-game to negate the killcam with the ghillie suit,
or reduce the killcam with a headshot,
and you can play entirely without killcam on community servers,
which will also be a part of the persistent cash and XP system.
There's still so much we want to cover before early access,
but for us being direct and firm about our vision is the antidote
to the sad state of affairs in the games industry
where players have been dealt deceptive marketing for so long.
I'm sure at some point our approach will backfire
and will say something out of line
that a triple-aid publisher would win said.
That is a risk that we at Bullcared are willing to take
to help you be more confident in wishlisting war dogs.
WARDOGS CLOSED
Wardogs closed pre-alpha will be happening on the 26th of June.
Originally, we were only opening up the pre-alpha to a thousand new players,
but since the height this past weekend was so high and we've received so many new sign-ups,
we've decided to add 4,000 new players to the closed pre-alpha test.
Phew, that's going to be tough getting into that one, boys.
Good luck, good luck. Pretty cool looking though, man.
I will say that does look pretty cool.
Um, they haven't killed a single boss in Night Raen yet?
Yeah, correct me if I'm wrong here, okay?
Maybe I'm wrong here, but isn't that game like, isn't Night Raen like really fucking
hard if you don't know any of the fucking bosses?
doesn't someone like the boss knowledge carry over from Elden Ring?
it's easier, gotcha, gotcha
it's a little bit dumbed down, okay
You didn't end up liking it, Jay?
Uh, my shirt?
Can you read it?
You're also spitting aggro with bosses with two people. True, true, true, true, true.
I guess for that reason it's got to be a little easier.
Smokey ended up liking it?
Okay.
Night Raen gets fun when you understand how to put a build together.
Gotcha.
What are you playing mainly these days?
I've been on like a Daisy slash Tarkov thing for a little bit now.
I was doing Rust before that just for an event.
play random games every once in a while throw Counter Strike out there
uhhhh what are the random games I'm playing about
I don't know if I know the answer honestly anything under the sun
it's scaled for three people gotcha
the only reason people say it's easier is because they put me in a game gotcha
I was just asking about Star Citizen today to bring him into the space world, huh, man?
All I would like to do, I just hope we don't play that game, huh, supposed to be, well,
I mean, I did it a little bit actually, well, tried, but, you know, tucking on that game
is the only way I like to play.
Druski J. Thank you for seven sir. Welcome to the squad man. Appreciate you brother. How's it going? How's it going?
Elixir Craven Neon thanks for the read you Trevor Stounie pistol Pete fear. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you guys
Well, thank you. What's up, dude? Thank you guys so much for the subs and resubs
The aisle
Shaves extra three brother appreciate a moment. Let's go
Pretty sure you can't sneak out with the elevator anymore. Yeah, you can't you're not gonna
I'm not really gonna be able to sneak on the ships from the the port or from the like from their spawn, but I
Can't other places though
which those are better ones anyways
messy hat trick oh shit
oh shit
okay this what happened
who's money on a bad dude?
Pina isn't sure if you want to play or not.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And I don't know how to fucking play Nyrane dude.
You know what I mean?
Did they ever play the Souls game before?
Let me just understand what I'm walking into here.
Okay.
Have they ever played a Souls game before?
Oh, no.
Some say yes, some say no.
Clokes he has they both suck though. Didn't Clokesy beat Elden Ring? Wait, Clokesy's literally
playing Elden Ring right now! Like he's in the middle of his playthrough, right? I mean,
I thought Hutch was playing with him, dude.
Let me look at this game costs.
$40?
The $40.
Alright guys, alright guys.
We don't need to do this in front of you guys anymore.
You made fun of me yesterday, okay?
I see it's going out with this shit.
are they at least playing on controller? are they playing on mouse keyboard?
I get the fucking idea dude, it's a goddamn elder ring, okay, I get it dude.
I get it. Uh, sure, I'll fucking get this shit. Dude, I have to download a program called, uh, Joy2Key.
Uh, so that I can properly mute and unmute my microphone with the controller.
Okay, okay. I don't know if that sentence would fly any other way. I'm playing with peanut.
Um, Shawnee, Joy 2 Key, Joy 2 Key, I think this is fine, download that shit.
This is like gonna map my controller to like this will make it so I can map a controller
Key to a keyboard
This that's how I used to use it let me think of how the fuck to do this
Okay, so that is, emulate that, is that how it works?
Let's see.
It's got a disc or a seatbelt on me that, oh I need to emulate, well my controller doesn't
get picked up by Discord.
If I want to like mute my mic talk to you guys blah blah blah blah blah
Pina asked me a question. I don't have to go to like my keyboard
Oh shit, you know, I mean I could just press like the like a d-pad
Or like a button that's not using the game on my controller. She's normally right d-pad
I just right d-pad might do something in this fucking game now
You have like a recommendation for a button for Elven Ring that doesn't used
D-pad is used. That's what I'm saying. Is there a button? Is there something that's not used? You think all buttons are used?
Hmm. Might be like a click-in on a key. Like, no, that's like a target, huh?
Select, I don't know if that'll work.
Let's find out from opening the game.
For now, let's just, uh, let's make this none.
Not backspace, none.
But how do you assign none?
Like, what the fuck?
Uh, let's see here.
I guess we'll just keep it down, it gives a fuck.
I
Yeah, let's open the game and figure it out
He's jacks box button itself
That does some shit. So this is it. He he what the fuck? What is this?
So I think it's a big whatever mode, big picture mode.
I guess that opens big picture mode, brother.
I got some paddles, M4, M3.
They might work.
Let's see what they do in-game.
There's like literally two paddles on the back, four paddles on the back.
This is like, like once here and then two here.
So two here and two here below it.
So it's like, it's like right bumper, left bumper, right trigger, left trigger.
I don't know what they're going to be locked to though.
I don't even know if my program can see those buttons.
Oh, they can.
Look at that.
They can see these ones at least.
see the triggers though it seems. Maybe the triggers are lower actually. Let's see. No,
they don't hit on anything there. Just these. That'll work though. Interesting buttons. Never
That'll work though. Interesting buttons. Never seen those before.
and
uh...
as a cancel the fucking thing can again i think it's a good thing
No, I'm good. I'm good, actually.
Am I good or not?
I don't know.
Look at that.
Why doesn't someone play CS somewhere?
I just played CS last night, man.
Look up in Sydney, chatpad for Xbox controller.
Then your whole keyboard is on your thumbs.
What the fucking rowing?
All right, bro, we're getting out of hand here, okay?
That's too much technology for me.
Yo, Charles!
Night reigns of blast especially with the boys prepare to die Charles. Thank you so much for that man. I appreciate you brother
Very kind of you sir. $40
Thanks so much for the 40 bucks. Yo, thanks. Thanks for paying for night rain dude. I thank you that very kind of you sir
Very kind of you
My dude, my dude. Thank you so much Joss
Oh looks like it's gonna start I'm just gonna I'm just gonna meet for now cuz it's gonna be annoying so
Probably split it's like 50%
It's on full screen instead of window full screen, so let's set the change that.
I'm going to keep it muted, I'm going to lower it in game.
So if this is, what is it, three under each?
So should I do it like that then?
Let's see.
It's kind of, uh, oh, it's too low now, let's, what's that?
Maybe that's gonna do you some
Okay, so is there any way to like?
Control settings, okay, is there a button that's not used
Swiss right hand armament
Is my right hand or my is that like just like a weapon in that that slot
Okay.
That's Sprint.
That's Locke. Did you- Okay.
Well, I think this might just be B. Is that what that's doing? Hold on.
Okay, I think this is just B. Fuck, it's mapped to B. Uh.
I
Yeah
What's up something being gone for hotman finally back been watching all of its own YouTube confiner nature and watch life
I mean bro, what would you even switch them to it's just shit like
Yes, you should just unassign it like what if I just don't have a right-hand armament that fuck me
You need it all now to have a foot pedal bro
Oh
Chilled AC thanks for the dumbest by the way guys. I appreciate it. Watch this dog
You're lying right that's
There's no way what's up some been gone for a hot minute
Finally back and watching all the vids on YouTube. I could finally chill lost live. Yo, what's up, dude? How you doing, sir?
Welcome, thank welcome back. I should say and yeah, thank you so much man. Appreciate it
How long have you been fucking it off for bro?
What's a hot minute?
You should be able to bind your back pedal as a new button.
I don't think so, I think it's mapped, literally mapped.
Like watch, see how this one is back step dodge?
Let's make that, fuck, skill.
See, it's just B.
just mapped to basically those buttons are fucking useless to me
what about these triggers let me try the trigger actually
wait they're not mapped though I'm like I can't even see them on joy
drive to key I can see if it maps here though
nah it doesn't I bet you I can get like a software for it
That lets me maybe? I'm not sure.
I'll let you're muting this battle. I can't mute it all right now. This fucking game
uses all the buttons.
Xbox accessories app? You gotta be fucking kidding me, man. What am I getting for this
right now?
I mean the joy two key doesn't even pick it up right maybe it would after I download this
penis wing fuck it Dave good ball we'll be fine what she's our fucking keyboard dude
I'm good. How are you? Two months off show. The crane didn't come out so had to stay.
every good cloak see doesn't know how to answer a discord call that is why
oh lord that sounds like him this is something I must ask you have any
experience in the game oh man I hate to break it to you brother I'm not I'm not
what you were looking for you know I mean I'm not very good at Eldering don't
worry about it seven don't worry about it we suffer together oh is that yes you
Chalice tell me about that saying how undefeated you guys were for sure. Yeah, I think he was the ejection
Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right
Yeah, you can just stand aside you're not be lifted up on the train of success first stop success
First stop victory top first stop champion circle. All right. There's all the same area
Okay, so like what they're what they're like within walking distance or
Okay, okay, if you take both feet off the ground at the same time and you're jogging
I
Think it's a penalty in the professional walkers Academy
Whatever they're called if you have both feet off there. I learned this in like
What was that walkers Academy? What was that old TV show?
With
Malcolm Malcolm in the middle I learned this on Malcolm in the middle from Heisenberg himself actually
If your feet are both off the ground at the same time, you're no longer walking. Well fuck you know
I just wanted to be clear that he said the professional walking
I can't yeah, I think yeah, that's a dirty Olympics problem like it's they don't fucking play
I don't know if their actual organization name is a competition for breathing or existing
I mean almost I think that's called that's the one where they put the thing across the ice and then they start sweeping in front of it to
Make sure everything's clean
Yeah
Make sure they do it in a certain time frame, you know clean the fucking ice get out of here
I have a buddy who would be great at that. Oh my goodness. He's always wanted to get into that
We have got our ringer. We've got our champion
Yeah, what's up cloak? I've been called upon to help you guys
I did it's I'm absolutely gonna be exactly what you need for sure if that were
Oh god, but what's your Steve name?
It's uh, that's a good question, um, it's not my one G, it's not my one G right now,
yeah.
Oh, but then you, then you are nowhere here.
Oh, I bet you checked, hold on, let me uh, oh yeah, yes, I, no game progress data withdrawing
from team session.
I'm ready to play.
Okay. Hold on.
No game progression data with drawing from Team Session.
Do I have to start a new game before I can play it together or something?
Or how's this work?
I think I have to do a tutorial real quick, dude.
Does that mean I have to start a new game?
What do you mean?
I have to do it.
Make a profile?
What the fuck?
Wait, don't wait for me.
No DLC.
Oh, you're going by DLC.
Go ahead and buy the DLC.
Oh, okay.
Let me do that.
Let's say this game's supposed to be a copy of either $10 add on the $5 in music pack the $15 battle pass and the $10 online pass
Holy fuck dope
But after you know those there's only four more DLC to download see you can play with us
I'm just hitting add all DLC to cart for 15 dollar
Sid oh my goodness. That's a good idea. Let me tell you something so we can't just be frank with you
You mind if I be frank with you, straight with you?
I mean, I don't, yeah, yeah, of course, Frank.
Low C has let the team down time and time again.
Now, do you want it or why?
Let me find it.
I go down during a boss fight.
I look over and it's almost as if I am watching
Piper Perry on a black couch.
This guy goes and gets his ass pounded
with the swiftness of a thousand eagles.
that's a lot of you just yeah immediate
well uh close to you but you don't got patience no no he's the first one down
every fight and then I'm dodging and he goes pop a health pot so I'm like oh
pop a health pot instantly gets to Mac and die if you listen to this man you
want to leave me stay lives I've never seen peanut try to get a
teammate killed intentionally because he was down first I've never seen it
personally thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
why thank you thank you never seen it team players when I always tell people
at the dinner table when we talk about peanut yeah team player that guy that's
right. He's playing extraordinary. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Oh my goodness. We're going to clean
the bungalows off. I spit all over them in haste. There we are. Hey Charles, dude.
No, thanks so much for the support. Hey, sorry. I forgot the DLC.
I can't do, I can't do wise jump. I'll do it. We'll be okay. Don't worry. Thank you, Charles.
I don't hear what you just said. Did you say I said you are joining a winning team with
nothing but victory Royale. Yeah, dude. Let's go. Let's go. I can't wait for this. Uh,
let me try and join in now. Okay.
No game progress with drawing from team session. I think I need to start a new game no matter
what here we try right you you go ahead do that we'll wait right here to round
table okay okay
I'm a wilder insane the who the what the who wilder so you want an outfit that
that's you want an object that I still kept I was gonna try the Duchess guys
guys also I would like to say that even though I output no damage it's there's
two things about my kid that make it incredulous number one the ultimate
that I can use to revive my friend, but I don't have time.
You should turn faster now, right, Chuck?
Secondly, you know what I mean?
That's kind of slow.
The side ability, when it puts the red ring on the, on the circle, that, when I, it's,
it's like three strikes in a, you know, critical strike, which is a ton of health, and then
you can do the critical strike doozy on it, which takes a shitload of health.
So whatever, even though my DPS is low, my skills for my character are what carry the
team.
Damn right.
I
Am right
God damn right
Thank you, sir. I wish I got my advanced settings and turn off some fucking
Motion blur, bro
Let me see if I've got cool outfits for this guy one second
What's he where do you go for offense again is it right here?
It's a mirror it's a mirror somewhere don't remember where
So feels like it's on
Where it was.
Oh, found it!
Whoo!
That could be one of the popes guys at his funeral.
He can.
But hold on, honestly, I want darkness.
How do I get more points?
How do I get more than 60 FPS?
Hold on, maybe I have vertical sync on.
I
Can't get more than 60 FPS on this fucking game. I feel like I have one of 60 FPS. Yeah
Challenge you to check that
You can go to your in-game settings on steam, okay
I don't know how to play.
I'm getting what the 60 is capped.
It's capped at 60.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
That's what I feel like I heard.
Okay.
Is Elden Ring itself capped at 60?
I don't know.
Yeah, these mine?
are these mine?
I think you just buy these.
You seem kind of crazy.
What, the runes?
They're the runes.
Yeah, I was thinking about going to the climb jump.
Where are they?
Every area has a number of key locations, OK?
Cool.
Let me take another peeve of my boots.
Yeah, I've got the best rooms in the whole world.
I'm getting my ass beaten.
This is where we're already guys, we're in trouble.
You guys, you guys.
Fantastic.
Wait, I'm gonna go ahead and sell some stuff so I can buy the darkness.
Cool thing.
Are you still drinking?
How the fuck you feel there?
There we go
Shut the face by there, don't mind me
Oh fuck, oh I just moved one of my relics
Oh shit, which one was that?
Oh fuck, you're dead
Oh my god, I'm so fucked
Oh sorry, sorry
Oh no, dummy! I just want a Cloaksy
What?
Well, I mean I popped a potion randomly and let the guy hit me. Oh, I just heard that was like something you do when peanut tells you to
Yeah, yeah, he's gonna
I watched this guy who like on YouTube and it was like I watched you know like on YouTube if a short comes across
You like you're watching shorts or something
If like a video comes across your feed and you watch it for like longer than five seconds
Like you're definitely at some point time gonna see him again or whatever that person is
Yeah, I mean I watched one video of some guy on the Elden Ring that came across my screen and now I get his shit all the time
He just goes into people's games and like very casually just fucks people up
But like has fun boys doing it's like all nice and shit
You know I'm saying like but he just goes in and just honestly just fucks people
It's hilarious
Yeah, I think his name is patches actually I think you're right on that
Chad always knows the fuck people are talking about.
Yeah, he does.
All right.
Yeah, I just...
You should patch it.
Um, dude, can I just... where am I supposed to fucking go here, bro?
This... this doesn't go away, right, Chad?
No, can't be.
Oh, sorry, I'm not used to not being able to meet my mic and shit. I apologize.
I got it.
Uh, Chad, where the fuck do I go here?
This fucking tutorial, right?
Let's see where I'm supposed to go.
Doesn't tell me shit anyway, right?
I just crossed the stairs, just something to do.
Step it off.
I'm gonna hail this shit, and I'm gonna jump up something.
So I'll do something on this fire,
there's a fucking cave, what the hell's going on, man?
Right there.
He's playing, by the way.
Yeah, we'll just jump over this shit.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't fucking know, man.
I haven't even been asked anything.
I'm just gonna do this.
You are the bow guy.
fires I think I should just died okay I won't be the bogey I don't like playing
bogeys in this game it's okay fine you're the bogey oh I'm dying cuz I'm in
the outside zone I'm not supposed to come over here I'm just trying to look
for speedrun routes
see speed ran me right to us it's like you're too stupid to make it here on your own and
now you're here
okay
I got a look at them.
I can't two-hand it.
I don't know what that said.
They say something like you can perish it.
of
the pressure on button
I'm gonna keep this guy.
Clokesy gets you just got enough dollars to buy everything that I wanted to buy.
Do I need to go to this skull thing down here, Joe?
That would be right.
I don't know, we're gonna die down there, right?
I'm now black all black
I look sick as fuck
How I put it on how I put it on oh
Yeah, oh yeah
Cry on this guy
Oh my god, you okay? You don't see what you tell? Oh my god, when you see me again, you're like this
Dude, you give me like that. Whoa, what's the drift?
Come on, we're just saying that we have a fresh or so. You a runway model?
You sexy? You wanna have sex with me? You wanna have sex with me? You wanna have sex with me?
That's what you're gonna be saying. I look sexy right now. I am dripped down out of my mind
Now that-
No, I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. Okay, I'm like a bird guy, but I'm but like
Like, like, like, cooler, cooler.
Hey, what do you?
Am I good to play with them now?
Like, how fucking long do I need to play?
Finish the route.
I don't know where the fuck the route is.
Where do I go from here?
Can I get up on this ladder?
Oh, she's jumping up the fucking A.
What?
Alright, just sit there.
What? What? What?
I'm trying, getting through it right now, dude!
Okay.
also kind of a dumb shit so it's taking me longer than normal people but I like
this okay fire okay what I I'm planning to care I'm like what do you plan you
can't I'm trying to care sir what which one the Dutchies you know I go outside
and take all the weapons can't I doesn't work yeah
Oh shit sir. Why does that fucking work?
Cuz I'm broke oh, yeah, okay, so it literally tells you which one's the best one it's the
It's the I knew it. It's the black one
Wait, how do you see that?
Hey, how do you see that?
Hold on wait a second. Um, wait you go outside. There's a box outside
the other guy. It's out of the
training ground. It's like a it's
like a box on the left side.
Okay. Oh my god. We don't wait.
The other guy was correct. It's
the lion. Great. So, it's
technically the best power of
the general. So, you go outside
to the training. You make a
left. He's just one of those
big ones that it takes like a
long time to do.
What is this guy way
Well, they just got to beat this boss bro, I'm chillin
I'm just being there.
Yeah, I wish I'm dying to the boss right now, okay, and hold on.
I think I'm dead, dad.
I have to fight him again.
Did you guys have any problem with the tutorial boss at all, or boss?
Yeah, so fucking dead.
We're dead.
It's all over forever.
It's all over.
It's all over.
It's all over.
It's all over.
It's all over.
Don't see you by okay, okay, okay? Okay? My my heavy attack is actual butthole
It's genuine but a must-have a teammate. I'm supposed to rest at chicken a
I'm going to be on shuffle now, I just feel like I'm losing.
I'm going to be on shuffle now, I just feel like I'm losing.
I am right trigger old
okay we get my escape by tutorial boss guys this is rough
really I can exit and play now I don't trust it I'm not gonna lie I'm a little worried about that
Oh, I think we're good now. I think that guy got his butt kicked so bad, he got kicked back.
Nice.
Holy shit, she said I kicked that guy's ass so bad that I'm part of the team, guys.
Oh, am I made it?
Oh, I'm good.
You know the tutorial person person
Please God, please say you are done
I'm trying I think I got a quit out
That was bad boy. I wouldn't say a game kill me instead. This is arena game. I
Just went to main title
We all team members must have the following downloadable content the forsaken hollows I
Have all the content I got the DLC
I downloaded all DLC I just left the game hold on give me a second
Let me see
Waiting to join team session
Let me see you don't invite
I'm in yo hey welcome in welcome in breaking all the roundtables chairs
Wait says that not everyone has the DMC. Oh my fucking fucking ball sack noodle if you got it
Well the game was open you just restart your game
Please make him do the drill again
God of your listening
It is all I ask please
Well, what is the stop the fucking game so I can install some DLC dude
Which I tell you when you see me you're gonna be you're gonna be jaw-hung day you say
Let it go on you
Oh, no, you have to be the first boss
shush liar
Foul beast
You're trippy levels are off the charts you say you're trippy levels are off the top
You know I think it's a tricky
Open up
RC Summit, what do you think about what if we okay? Hold on when you get the game
I was like I'm just gonna spit ball here. What if we just sit here for 30 minutes again or 30 minutes more? What do you think?
I'm down. I'm down, but if you want we could just do like two
One maybe not even 45 seconds. Let me stretch because I'm gonna need it. Okay
My left my left leg I can feel it getting a little cramped up
Ready up the intro takes more than 45 seconds takes like two minutes
I've been doing intros and I still is still time. How do you ready? How do you ready? How do you ready?
Yeah, you go to the round table. I'm here at the round table. Actually, this is perfect
Come at expedition
Well, go ahead go get and line a lot right. I'll be Lancelot
You can be Lancelot. Thank you. Appreciate you. You can be answered just for a little bit. No, just look at thank you
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The world is your oyster, son.
Ugh! Back.
A and M sucks, I'm telling you some people just come in here randomly and just put the
random grievances in the chat, that sucks, I don't know where, alright, die and make
them not to die if you're a boss, let me know if you, let me know, would you like coconut
water, give me your opinion on coconut water, alright let's ride!
I
Alright boys now that we have summit the absolute ringer the killer the demolisher
We will win no doubt
Because you turn around immediately and hit the cat
You could turn
Yeah, exactly. I was thinking the same thing. See it. I knew you were separate. I knew you were I knew it. Okay. Okay. So we every time you kill a small camp.
We just go and level up one and then we'll take things.
Lightning pot.
I found a pickled turtle neck.
Let's kill this horse guy, let's go to the church.
We need to go to the church first, we need to go to the church first.
Wait, the church? What church? No church close.
The church behind us!
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Does this game get harder and harder as it goes, or can we like...
I hate that.
I hate that shit, bud.
No, I mean like...
As every second passes, does the difficulty increase is my question,
because it does on some games like these
or is it like this?
yeah, but it's a little hard to watch
at the end of the game every night
oh
that's not what I wanted to do there
it does like the
the whole thing where you um
I can't remember what it's called but like if you press two buttons
like back to back it'll fucking both
use both of those buttons back to back whether you want to cancel it or not I
can't remember what's called QE and accuse my shit
oh yeah these are for the QE
okay that church right here summit
sleep we have sleep oh my god no wait we have sleep we have sleep go to go to go to go to go to sleep
wait wait wait it's not my come over here you have to get this uh flask so there's three every single map there's three giant churches on the map and they give you a health
profit
oh huge wiener
Do you think you're right first before we go sleep and then these graces they're little circles on the map every single time you kill a boss
They do stop your health to come up and suck us into it
Keep accidentally pressing fucking X
Yeah, I'm good. See what I'm standing on there's a bunch of them and every single time you kill boss
This is where you used to level up. No, I don't see where you're at. Hold on. I'm trying to figure out. Okay. I see you
Okay, you go to least okay. I know about these things. Okay. I haven't leveled up yet, right?
I'm okay. We're gonna use the shit I got to love try to level right yeah
Yeah, so the more the more shit that you kill the bigger bosses and shit you get a lot of stuff
We want to be on level three. Yeah, we want to be a little eight to nine before the first
It's just auto levels my stats or what am I individual sex? Yeah? Yeah, pretty pretty much
In this game if you pick up a weapon that there's like even if it's not a good weapon for you
It could have a really good passive so you want to keep it in your inventory passive
Oh
Cut his head off, you know, I jump in this whole boys jump this hole quickly quickly in the hole
There's a quick with this good chest here chest here
And I get that
I'm here. I got you. I don't know why I can't pick that up. There's a key up here. There's
like a key up here that I can't get. Stone shard, stone sword key. That's why I can't
get it oh I thought I pressed right on the D-pad after something there should be
there should be like a little hole down below like right here see what we are
right here behind you inventory fully this shit started pissing off I'm going
to fuck that thing right here right here down here this is this is looking like a
I'm going for the sleep thing. Come on, Gager.
You can choose weapons.
Yeah, there should be a floating thing here.
Oh, that's what you're talking about.
Actually, you talk about that thing. Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You talk about that thing. Okay. Yeah, yeah, when you kill bosses every single boss would drop that and they'll either give you a passive or like
chance for really good weapons
By the way, when you die, you see that number at the top, right? That's the most important number
That's your route. If you die you lose them all you have to go pick them up before you die again
Or all the roads are gone and we lose we basically every time
Okay, you're telling me you're telling just say one two three every single time
Where'd you go? Where'd you guys back up the stairs around?
Holy shh.
Guys, you skip past the small guys and go right to the mines. Come on boys.
Like I've always said, skip past the small guys and go right to the mines.
Is there fall damage? How'd you guys get down there?
No, no, no fall damage.
You sure?
Yeah, they ain't normal during this call. They have a time. Oh my God!
I think I might be going the wrong way around. Try to get up here.
Who's up getting my actual-
Nice.
Holy shit, dude. You guys are demons, bro. I just- I died. I got slapped.
You guys are fucking demons. Just jumping down and then jumping down and then jumping down.
Where the fuck are you guys?
Yeah, we should- we should definitely go slower.
What the fuck?
We should go faster, faster, faster!
God damn it!
What is this?
Take Sacred Seal.
What?
Coach, we have to go faster!
Yeah, come here.
It's you can't see really black flame improve range weapon attacks 10%
I would say just ignore all all those like little things
I would say they're all the little things really killing bosses so much and like the leaps that they just dropped more shit
Action, okay, there's a level up thing and then a EXP
level up right here and then make sure you grab that weapon for me.
Um, where's the, uh, second mini map somewhere?
Uh, you can present.
You can see that.
Okay, gotcha.
Okay, and then, and then these things, these are new little fucking crystals on the map.
They just take you up.
Oh my god
You don't even open chests not really no just for bitches
This shit this shit coach armament inflicting sleep was
Okay, that's that's that's a power-up so if you press start
Press start you can see your inventory and there's four like that
The row that has four of these things like horizontal that's like power-up to get
Gotcha
I do a lot of
I didn't say you need sleep for a boss.
Yeah, we need sleep for the final boss, so that's day three.
If we get to day three on our first time, I'll eat my own ass.
We haven't gotten day three once.
We've been throwing every time.
Well, I'm going to be lost for a little while, I think, but I'll try to catch up to you guys.
What the hell is going on?
What is happening?
What is going on?
What is all this?
Why can't you stop blocking this?
Oh man, I'm turning into the deep end yeah, yeah, you're gonna run into like the DLC
I forgot how to use my hookshot.
I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, I fucked up the thing.
There's no more ice.
Take... God.
Hey, user.
Hey, user.
No more ice.
I don't know what we just got.
What power-up did we just get?
I was paying attention.
I also was not paying attention.
I can use the blue thing to jump, okay.
That's right.
How do you use your grapple at the end? Oh shit, so you're kind of lost.
Oh, yeah, what, did Saga like that?
He walked up and he has a nice curtain.
Ah, there's gonna be a few more.
Oh, wait, I can't.
I think it's on the camera.
normally on all day to the map will have like a giant castle and early all
they do we just like the first day first day you just run from like campsite
that drops really good dude like the sleeping campsite
So this is where the
Okay
And then they too, they too, they too, they too, they too, they too, they too, they too,
you just sort of like the cats are like
My good little bobby.
Fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.
Can you get your room for these?
Yeah I got my rooms, I got my rooms.
of
I
Played I played the Dark Souls games a little bit. Yeah
Oh my...
Shit.
That's not good.
Oh, panic run.
I gotta only hit the button once on a roll, I keep killing him up by accident.
I got to start knee-bugging him and stop shooting!
I don't know what that was, other boss?
I
Know peanut coms, huh? Your guy gets close to us like he's about to shit all over it. You know what I'm saying?
I got him son. Nice. Nice to be damaged.
Yeah. This guy's almost dead dude. No matter. Nice.
I'm dead
You know you're beating the seats ass all by yourself
all the way north we do that yeah what's going on there's another sleep all the way north let's go
let's go to the sleep let's go to see whether we'll come back to the casting yep
all right make sure you level up too
I
Get in this second improved on here. Yeah, you're dodging
I can't wish I'm gonna move my camera like this is literally nothing on my camera
Look it's a good spot for it, actually
He said I think you're following the wrong guy. Oh, fuck. I suppose you do you go to you cook?
You need the chicken nugget as well
I was talking to I was saying something to chat. We're the fuck you go cook down the cave. Yeah, that's okay
My be my be
Ask how to use abilities right what am I doing?
Oh your abilities
I'm a dude ship a combat melee combat. What am I what am I what I do?
So you have an old so it's why in
Why and right trigger is really good for you and then why and less
Is why why left trigger why and right trigger the mid the direct centers are old really good
You get it?
I get what? I haven't tried it yet. I'm not gonna use it on a club, dude.
Okay. Yeah.
Use it on a club?
Well, I don't do that.
I don't want to do that shit, man.
Alright.
You got this guy.
I used it and I blew up.
I can try to go right.
Are you sure? I don't think that was it. Why left trigger and why right trigger?
Yeah.
Was that them?
Hold the charge.
Okay, I don't think I'll do that right.
It's not cool down now. Did I use it? Oh, fuck.
Dude, you got it. I think, wait. No, I feel like for a place something else.
here are the lightning pots the fuck did you do that what I did the
skipping sounds you keep it because we're in angle and we can upgrade your
weapon okay we haven't had a better weapon really yet okay probably want to
hit a level up spot real quick yeah I'm gonna run all the way up I'm hoping the
castles in the next sound. Do they need weapons? Holy fuck.
I can find a trader up here to weapon that's it.
I'm going for the sleep castle. I suggest you boys get there immediately.
Immediately
Take this homeless people I'm moing them down with a rapid fire
And I'm putting spikes on benches
should be two of them.
Hey, you heard that?
The boss, the, uh, the boss.
Super shot!
No!
Whew.
Oh, fuck.
Good.
He's a spread guy.
Yeah, ignore him.
Look at that, dude.
We'll come back and kill him on the way to the, uh.
I'm jumping up these wiener platforms right now,
he said
uh... the cast
run by this little boss dude got it done black knife assassin i will hang out to you another time
a lot of running simulator going on right now
yeah unfortunately
We had to run over here.
I didn't see weapon. I got fun.
You did it?
Why you not? Why you not?
There's a cool accent here. What do you guys want to?
How did you get? How did you get down?
There's a hole. There's a hole in a wall.
And then as soon as you get that hole in the wall,
there's a hole in the ground.
I got it.
I'm going to go and trade for the castle
because it's not in the circle.
We have to do the castle immediately.
Oh my god, this circle is already closing.
We're done. We're done. It's over.
Yeah.
I
Feel like we're fine
What you listen if we can race that catch we might be able to do the top one real quick or the bottom one oh
Wow
The I would be tell something to go back for the purple axe I
Got a purple ax man. We're good. I was gonna say I don't even remember
where that fucking thing is but I think it was she had a purple eye
she had a purple eye too
most purple eye
it's a poor guy's eyeballs
you will be able to get to that castle in time
apparently that act was so good and everybody's really relieving it
I grabbed it I grabbed it from
I need that axe is passive. Oh, I have to hold it. Okay, what's the axis passive again?
Hold on fighting. I killed the boss before.
Okay. Okay. Alright. Okay. Okay. Why is he shooting?
Oh, this is the circle close to us. What the fuck was that? What's this blue shit?
Oh shit, I think the circles are honest, bro. Yeah, you have to get out. You have to get out.
He'll help you up. He'll help you up.
Oh my fucking god, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead.
You're good. You're good. You're good. You can get out.
Don't know how
You can go all the way up
Yeah, all the way up in the jump over I don't know how thoughts. Oh my god. I know
Why do you know why I wasn't using for saying we're good
I
guys I don't think there is a sleepbo where I have a sleep weapon how do you
ever see the sleepbo we've been playing this for a couple days hey where is this
where is this close to you run over what
for gold shit right how do you see those I can't see that
if you press have to see another map
can i see it?
i have a huge fucking circle here
i can't see it
almost died in the circle
almost died in the circle
so sure to count it
fuck
and
Shoooooo! BUSHERS!
You could've done the BUSHERS, you guys, but what?
Ah, Simon here.
Thank you.
two handed? I don't know how to see it. How do you see any weapons in this game?
These people are a bit
That bit your shield away life us are be
Yeah, is there a bender here, Peanut?
Is there a bender?
Yeah, there's a bender over here.
Over here, over here.
Are you over here?
There's a guy over here.
He eats the pillow.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
It's all poo garbage.
I'm gonna kill this cable, he'll be back.
Both of you, both of you, I've been looking for them, oh my god.
And it's us!
two is better than half of
two is better than half of
You slow man.
Uh, someone's here.
Oh my god!
That stupid fuck!
Fuck me!
Gotta go right.
Okay, we're three levels off.
That ain't good, Jim.
Wait, is that an ADO?
Boss?
Oh my god!
Shoo!
BUSHER!
Are you fighting them?
I'm fighting them!
Talk with one of them, I won't lie!
Wake up guys!
Oh
Shit man
Sorry about the random fucking cough guys. I was dying for a second. Oh
Where the fuck do we go man? Oh
I find these guys
Oh, man, I'm getting my speed.
I'm level 12.
Yeah, we're sure.
We're dead.
We're dead forever.
This isn't getting first run.
Yeah, I hope he's not hard.
I want you to do a great I want you to know that
that's a lot faster pace now thousand a bit
that's going to be a little slower
I'm a level 3 unuprated bow and I'm level 12.
I'm going to tickle up a death.
You guys sit there and watch.
I mean, I am whole.
Super Shark!
I'm out of health watch. I'm out of health watch. I'm very low. This does not look good to me,
Oh, I heard a lot. I heard a lot.
regular John in a lot of them and he's
one. Yep, Erdion.
I don't remember that one.
Oh, great.
What a sweet treat.
Oh!
I guess I'll get it.
Be mushy!
Who could've done drugs?
That's just what we needed!
Where'd he go at? What'd he do at?
Oh!
Honestly, we got super on the line. I am who am I?
Right, you are who am I?
So, you're under a by-match?
Nope.
You should have hit us with your axe!
Yeah
I don't fucking know
My bad, I didn't understand how the purple bars work I got it now
Yeah, I'm dead.
No, I'm dead.
That's what I said.
I'm getting him.
I'm getting him.
I'm getting him.
I'm getting him.
I'm getting him.
I'm right trigger.
I'm right trigger.
I got him.
He's having a new fight.
I
Come
I don't know how to start I can't just cross with me
Why does it make the fucking ultimate such a weird button fucking why right trigger the fuck
Oh
Holy shit, holy goodness, okay, this guy's kind of crazy
That dude okay, so normally at the end of that we have purple weapons and for level 15, so we're three levels under
Okay, I take responsibility for that. Let's do this. I don't even know what my ultimate
does. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, so that's like those abilities are like some of the most
important things in the game. I was not a bad first one, Peter is saying I know. I know.
For that we get teleported you know as you've been doing it for four hours. No, that was the first one
Well, how many bosses you guys if you did
We just recruited a guy who's been playing video games and we invented the fucking wheel
I'm a slow learner, but I when I when my stride starts I start to stride
I'm like a third gear type of guy, you know
Yeah, yeah, dude what fuck this was we didn't get to do castle that we literally lost three or four levels in castle
Yeah, honestly guys. We have to do castle the castle
Yeah, the castle the fucking castle
I think we're going to have to
attack. I'm ready up. So, every
map has a giant castle in the
center. We have to do it like
day one or two. That's your
doctor. We have to do it.
What do you mean? I think only
one map hasn't casted in the
I thought there's already up.
Let's do that. It's, it's, this
is the time. No more warm ups.
No more second chances. It's
with us our moment right here at the table at the table fighting in vietnam
our ancestors maybe fought in vietnam might have i don't really know okay and this should be easy
that we can do this don't ask about the logistics or why that makes sense but I'm telling you it's
true it's it's so fun you needed to show him how to use his oh i could be a bird
wait is any of these characters make a difference they look like they do a lot of characters are
good uh the ones that all at the bottom are i'll stick with the main gm for now pretty much everyone
good stick with me jammer
boys this time it's gonna be different I've learned this world I understand it
now
I
Not a hole, bro. Why right trigger?
Yeah, and then why I left trigger is your other
Look at this map. It just so happens to have a castle in the middle
So technically close is right, but usually close is wrong
There's no sleep weapons
I
First you kill as many homeless people as you can
That's good
I don't know
I'm going to go.
Wait, wait, wait.
Entry.
Who's doing that?
Is that me?
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Oh, what the hell we got. Oh my god. I've been turned on a little.
got to
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, another one of
You look kinda like a bad guy.
I just had one hit.
Why do this has got to be some pep of some sick joke or something?
What kind of boss do you think I am?
What the hell is this?
You're so ugly!
Jump and neutral...
Jump and jump on top of them and neutral attack.
God, I'm gonna be dazed!
Is that work in this game?
Or should I two hand this fucking thing?
How do you know when you have your ult?
Green bar?
Stamina blue bar, man. I mean what bar direct center your screen you see the bottom middle circles. Yeah
Okay, so my right one's good. Okay
No, it should be around here the last one is your
Um
Oh get the loot bro. Oh fuck chat you on any sorry
Forgot about the shit
Thank you
and Leonardo da Vinci on the Titanic okay let's oh go see I help immediately
immediately fuck I ran to this thing over here I'm coming here so we're gonna
come here and then do that
oh shit I forgot to level up fuck where's it hold on oh there ain't is
another one over here isn't there
okay
I've never been better never been better
what the hell he just spotted new horse you can't do this you're not gonna do that
kill this horse what the piece fell off on his over farm
I got to go to the search room to come back.
And then we go, and then we go, oh my God, Glossy, you remember this guy?
You get like a curse, but it's totally worth it.
Go to the side, go to the side, go to the side.
I can't remember if it was totally worth it or not worth it at all.
You guys, was it totally worth it or not worth it at all?
Remember this guy, Glossy?
I wish to have great strength I think right is that is that what we do I have great
nexterity desire a flasker I want more rooms more rooms more rooms a 10,000
rooms that's not it's not how you get more rooms all right not far I'm not doing
that man this is so stupid okay I've got a box on my head now
Not really see much nice. We got a box of village
Let's go. Let's go. I'm a lot of castle
You know this box of it. Yeah. Yeah, come back. It's not basic basic basic enough. You know, let's just kill everything
It's in the circle. I just do there. Let's kill this whole thing. It's only the first day though
I'll take some man. Are you sure?
Yeah, we can definitely kill them
Okay, hold up, guys.
The emphasis of the work to get
the part.
Get down here.
I kind of lost close.
I was down below.
Okay.
Have a good time there again.
I remember.
I
Think
I'm taking unnecessary damages. I've got shield
You guys right next to me
I see him, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Take that, pushy, take that.
I see a lot of twirling, not a lot of hitting.
It's just twirling around
We I got the black ball. Oh, but hold on
No
I think my weapons are insane there's purple weapons on here so much
I haven't used this?
It's gonna red X.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
I didn't mean to do that.
There. Oh, good heavens.
Come on, come on.
Put it in his butt, put it in his butt.
Super shot!
Oh my god, we're cocking, we're cocking, we're cocking!
Oh, shit.
We got this, got this.
That was gonna be the garbage. Let's kill these two guys. Let's kill these two guys.
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna hit the coaches here.
Yeah, I think we do that and then we run out and hit camp.
Right, right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my!
You gotta be f**king dead.
What's going on?
Now we move, now we move.
Now we go, oh it's already coaching, sorry coaching, we go this way, yeah, we can hit that, we can hit that.
Is that a good thing about here, promise?
Got it? I'm not playing?
Okay, I think my weapons are insane, but I
Well, well, well, you guys going the wrong way we want to fire one
I'm gonna go fast this one's in basement
I'm coming I'm coming
you dead already?
three dead?
yeah we killed them already
oh my goodness
you guys are crazy girls
that was all closey
dude I got two purple daggers
I
Don't even as I'm trying to get here. They're both trash
we will let you go we guys we go place we have time we have time or no it's the
first night well we're so far ahead right now
I feel like
Oh
It's gonna be the annoying people that we tell the beginning
I'm gonna be dead. I should be dead here. I'm not alone. I'm not dead here. I don't know what to do. What did you do?
I
Should be okay. I'll be okay. I'll be okay. Maybe
Ridiculous, see it was fucking verticality does this map and
We can get your roof back on your level.
We go lose a lot of them.
It's fine.
We're very far ahead.
So far, I hate this fucking game.
fucking insane verticality and a fucking circle closing
Oh my lord, I'm gonna see you.
Save me.
Save me now.
Guys, are you serious?
Jesus, the church is open now!
Alright!
Superdirt!
Where the hell is he going? He hates that tree here!
Give him that tree by feet!
You know my homies hate that tree!
Hang on.
Step back!
Alright?
I'll go to the back of your W.
I think we'll go back to the back of those rooms.
Is this what I can do to check by the way?
That was a nice at all.
Oh my god.
That witch lady, she tricked me.
She took my coward, oh she gave me with three beams.
of
I keep forgetting as well as shit
I was we hit this and then we go we have to
I mean dude, we gotta hit more churches even though they're not on the other side of the back
We gotta hit those churches
I think we hit this one
I don't know bro
Take that random guy
Oh my god, not this fucking ass cat again!
Two bars are!
Oh my god, look at that.
We're pretty good.
We're pretty good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got to hold it.
Okay.
What is going on? I will have order!
Oh
My god, I'm I'm I'm cooking. Oh my goodness. I think I'm saying that's 30% less drop off and I think I already have 30%
I drop off
Why pick up a shield
All right, come on
The passive, oh.
What does he gotta do?
Whoa.
What's recluse's greed?
What is recluse's grief? What is that? Is that some cool?
Wait, is that a...
A steamy human queen staff?
I'm going for the other church.
I'm going for the chase.
Oh, I've got a boss.
You should have a dog.
Oh my!
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay, alright.
Okay.
I think I'm going to use my...
I can't be trolling in the town like I always do.
I'm going to use my...
He's starting to hit the base!
He's starting to go down!
He's starting to go down!
Come on!
I'm trying to get my butt kicked so far, uh, it's hard to keep up with the boys when
I'm going to go up.
They go so fast.
I'm going on now.
I'm going to go to the front.
I'm going to go to the front.
Is she in the red circle?
Oh, no.
Peanut, what's that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I
Lot of verticality in this game
You are gonna get ice
Appreciate it
What the fuck, he went back down.
I guess I'm gonna kill the boss at the top of the tower, okay?
Okay, he'll die.
I'll never die.
I'm...
No fucking later!
Holy shit, it's so annoying.
Almost died.
I can't see shit.
Take that hole again.
I want with a mushroom top, I want with a mushroom top.
Oh my god, who's your sexy man?
That's why I sell that.
He's raiding.
It's raining, it's raining!
Oh my god, he's got the fetish rubbish in the whole life!
Two merchants!
No!
He's the last one!
Get this guy!
Thank you.
I can't see anything this way
Hold on wait
Hold on wait guys. I might need help with the guy that got the casual. He's what's gonna be?
Mmm. I heard that I heard that dragon first
Oh my god this guy's strong AF.
Any of your business mate?
Oh that hurts.
Oh I'm dead, I'm dead.
I don't even know what just happened.
What just happened? What was that?
What the hell was that?
Peanut, was that your fault? For some reason?
Oh, you're supposed to jump there. You're supposed to jump there. You're supposed to jump there.
I reckon that's that move.
Peanut, if you get to...
If you follow our names,
you're not gonna get to find us.
You little bitch with that soul, you can't solo am I?
I don't know how bad I can't see shit
There's just so much I can't see death
Because there's a dragon on the map right now that we absolutely just hit once and
I can't see a damn thing I
I can't get back from the top.
I can't get back from the top.
Oh my god!
I can't get back from the top.
I can't get back from the top.
I don't know how to get out of here.
This is fucking bullshit!
Guys, I don't know how to get back from the top. I can't figure it out.
It's supposed to be a door here that leads up.
I remember it's supposed to be right here.
Right on this wall. Do they change this place?
five minutes
You simply must breathe
And you have to get back to the top and we literally do the entire game. Is this thing above me?
I'm gonna close you. We have to go up to the top. Oh, that's what you're saying right now in this very moment
What about these side things
You're higher than me
You are definitely higher than me pal. What was that?
This game is definitely not making me want to smash my keyboard in my face and like a lot it's just
250k is he gone gone? No, it's up there
Where's a fine fuck all my ruins
He's gonna be trekking across the lands better guys got my doubt. Oh my god
We leave, we leave when we kill a guy.
Hey, hey, if you can kill him, don't shoot, though.
I would, I would, if you guys up here, I would, if you guys up here, if you could leave.
Yeah, I'm turning off.
No, he got me!
Oh, he got me.
I need you to revive me, if I die, he's over.
Oh boy.
I'm trying, I'm dead, he's pushing me, I tried, bro.
guys if we can get our runes back we can salvage this game I back right now
no no join back up to make up to make up if you get lost I am level seven and I
lost 160 K is it perfect on is it perfect on yes because I died twice
because I went to go hit you instead of picking up my room I went to go hit you
instead of picking up my runes man guys what are we doing how how did this
happen and don't say peanut because I didn't do anything I do I did not be
good
We were doing so good. We were not combined the entire game. We were fucking each other.
That's some hooligans forgot to follow the team a little bit.
Oh, okay.
Some two specific hooligans come to mind.
Forgot to follow the team a little bit.
You guys are moving at the speed of light.
Yeah, we have to slow down.
At all times.
We have to speed up.
We have to go faster. We have to go even faster.
But didn't we lose because we went too fast?
You're supposed to be teaming up on that boss?
Peter's fault means nothing to me. It's always my fault.
That's what you say every time it means nothing to me.
I am certain in my own mind that that had nothing to do with me and I was doing great.
Also, where's this Ice Dragon you've been talking about?
Okay, so when the map is really snowy, there's a giant giant area on the map, it's a frozen dragon, you just have to walk up and hit it once in the head and we get a permanent buff and the snow goes away.
I'm gonna permanent your buff, alright buddy? Listen, all I know is that everyone always says it's my fault, but let me tell you what I know for certain. Can I tell you one thing I know for certain?
Yeah.
It wasn't.
We should do, we should do a, should do like a, a different map for Summit so he can understand
and then go to the hardest one.
No, no, we have to, no, we go trial by fire.
Try and be a hardy map.
Summit is a real gamer.
Trial by fire is the only thing Summit will understand.
Coddling him and holding his hand will not make Summit better.
has been gaming since they wrote the Bible. All right. We, we draw a fire. We live in
the flame. We live in the flame. That's right. Again, it was not my fault. All right. The
Team Leader said run and I was out of mana.
Call me peanut software.
What the hell?
Well, okay.
All right, well.
Guys, what, what?
Wait a second, man.
Summit, where are you?
I can't see you on this list.
I can't, I can't see you on this list.
You better not fucking quit. You better get your ass back.
So if you quit, I'm fucking you. I'm fucking your ass.
This is war. This is war.
Summit! Summit! Summit!
Oh, there he is. I bite him.
He broke his keyboard, you know, I'm telling you dude, before I die, and leave this mortal
earth behind and cast into the stars, my carbon, my heated body laying across the galaxy.
I want to see one just one more time, just one more time, so I'm launching this monitor
from the POV of this camera.
Just once.
That's what I yearn for.
That's what I yearn for.
You have to have the music in the background.
I know how to cook the sauce.
Don't tell me how to cook the sauce, Glancy.
I know how to cook the sauce.
All right?
If you guys are not with me,
that's doorbob.
and if I'm not with you that's your fault write it down write it down just
remember it's over my phone just remember that as long as you remember
that most crucial component was crucial component that we would survive and win
forever submit dude I found a box of vanilla wafers let's go no hold on
Before we do that, let's give the game a brilliant. Oh, well, I'll show it. Let me ask you something
uh-huh
That car to the world they waste enemies left and right
eviscerating every
Anniversary and fall within your path on the route to salvation
victory at hand
success on the on the horizon
What's adversary mean?
I was at the time for definitions that was the time for action. Okay, I'm sorry
Okay
Not tomorrow, not yesterday. The stars have aligned for us three tonight tonight. I agree.
You seize it is the only question you must be asking.
Will you seize it?
Yeah, I think I speak for me and closely
when I say, yep, we will.
Tonight, tonight.
Right.
Tonight will be the night.
I just beat one out live on camera.
the night will be the night that I will remember you over and over again don't make me sit from my mind
um someone was telling me I need to put runes on this shit man some nonsense
runes no runes I don't think you even have you could buy some you could buy some off the store
from that jar guy jar head um am I not in your game yet no I love you
you. Oh, see, you think if you
weren't stupid, we'd win. Oh,
I like your honest opinion on
this. Give me a dig on this.
Hold on. My big guy. Hold on.
We got some constructive criticism.
Some of it. That was peanuts fault for trying to solo a boss.
There's more stuff. I mean, that's a gist of it.
me
What you saying that's constructive criticism
Oxy no one in time is beautiful
Do not listen to him one inch
Oh, I'm so sexy everyone knows it. I'm a fancy bitch. I'm fancy bitch. I'm a fancy bitch. I do it
Thank you. Thank you. What does that mean one because I'm so sexy and I'm a fancy bitch
I do running up going this is looks like a bad idea
Should we go kill the dragon and then we'll die?
You don't want to listen to me and listen to me closely.
I would have never died if he didn't hit me.
What about that for a second?
Okay, not too long.
Don't think about it for too long.
We get ready up there.
He's just passing here.
Oh, I am ready up there.
I have to be!
But let me say this before I do.
Now is the time.
There is no shelter for those who oppose the Imperium of Man.
I have to know if you're serious about this run some it folksy
Yeah, I went back executioner. I don't know that
I have to know you are serious about this right
I hope she I had to know you're serious about this right
I'm what gave me your battle cry
I went back excuse me
RAAAAAAA
Is that your battle cry?
RAAAAAAA
Yeah you could probably spell that battle cry
I
No battle cry he is not serious
Thank you seven. Thank you for the battle cry
You see that's some of the serious both he's some of the serious
Yeah, sure. We got church and blood next to us. Oh
Just how dare you ignore our commander
Thank you, son of this suspect what you would be caught muscle for your actions here today
and it's not normal court marceling where we just line up and fuck you right all right yeah i know that one
yeah i know that one oh yeah i want a two out of your shank okay i got you
so i'm gonna test it still in beta thank you
so i got to kill that horse guy come bud come bud come bud great
what if we kill that horse guy
okay i don't think we have the power to kill that horse guy right now i'm playing on the controller
i'm gonna use the slingshot right now look at this
I just joined us in this final level. Kill that dog. Good work, good work. Wait, someone,
you're playing a different guy? Yeah. Smokey told me to play this motherfucker. Your guy
that was a giant rock and it pretty much can instantly resist and increases our attack.
I'll miss the rock though anyway. No, no, no, it just phones on you.
They used the rock powers. Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whoa.
Yeah, I got a gold weapon out of that box.
What the hell?
What the hell?
A gold spear?
Yeah, wait.
Who needs it?
Who needs it?
I'm gonna drop this on the ground.
It's all the way down here.
We'll click.
Ready?
Right.
Kill it first.
Is this...
Where is this?
Is this really what you guys...
I don't think it's...
I don't think it's...
I don't think it's...
I don't think it's...
I don't think it's...
I don't think it's...
I don't think it's...
I don't think it's...
I
Only shit, I can't hit that
Skogs beat my ass for
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
I'm not the speed of what wait. We I have the power of the ancient dragon. I
Have the power of the ancient dragon
You like it
Oh fuck. I'm dead. I may have died a little bit.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
Definitely not.
By the way, if you see a giant dog, don't freak out.
Is that a dog? Yeah, that was me.
The guy that just picked you up right here.
Okay.
Oh
Oh, it's been a minute, bitch
Hey, do we're keep the word deep? I
Have a blood walk a shocky
I think I got the first one here chat
No, I'm good. I've got me I know I'm good
I'm never five we're cooking already. We're level five already. Oh my goodness. Wait, I can't even use this. I need to level up
We need to go to the world
Well, thank you much, you know
Okay, let's go to the other church. He's probably in the cabin boss
Right, I love you boss. That's the water boss. I'm a little busy
You can text me to go bottom, you want to go bottom?
Now, now everybody's telling me to give the spear to you.
I thought Tuesday's was everything I wanted.
I didn't spear.
Wait, have you been grabbing the flask with the church, right?
These things?
This is why we run for them.
There's a table in the back where if you walk up press Y, it just adds an extra potion
I
I
Yeah, you
I'm just following Peter
It's always a good idea
We've been a good idea last game for sure when you're trying to won the boss
She would not stick in with the team a little either. I'm gonna go to the circle be safer dude. Oh my god
Holy shit, man. I missed it.
I'm starting to go in the wrong guy.
Probably improved Flasky, right?
Oh, we got to hit the central click.
Or we are making great time.
Great time.
What is he doing up there?
You know, just hangin' around.
Just hangin' around.
Just hangin' around.
Just hangin' around.
Oh my god, it's over.
It's over for these bitches I win forever.
Bye.
I just got improved weapon range attacks.
Seven percent.
That's right coach, you heard me right, oh, seven percent.
All right, so think about that for a second.
The boss would say, oh my goodness, who are trying to defeat me?
And then I went about this.
Who's that man, seven percent more powerful?
I'd go, yes, you have that right.
And seven percent problem.
Then we win.
You understand?
Good.
Mm-hmm.
Hey listen, project it, you know what I'm saying?
Manifest it.
Do you believe a manifestation?
Do you believe if you believe it, it can happen?
Oh, okay, we gotta go through the poop one.
What's that thing over there?
What are those things over there that are flying?
What the hell is that?
Oh my god!
Fuckin' me!
See, like you're fuckin' there too, uh...
I'm gonna get plunged!
AHHHH!
Skim on the small guys! Skim on the small guys!
Skim on the small guys! Skim on the small guys!
Beep beep beep beep beep beep!
I lost you.
And I found you.
Gotcha!
Are you coming to me now?
I need to be safe, let me see it.
Are we supposed to fight these spiders?
Scorpions up here?
I'm gonna get these things, I don't wanna see it.
Yeah, yeah, where you're not.
No, we go here, we go here.
We're kinda killing these guys, we're doing pretty good.
We're crazy
18% of critical hits
I come on boys as we I need to do that chest real quick. Oh, there's your chest. I lied
I got your thank you
I thought we did
Are we gonna be hit I think I think we hit the one for north
Okay, let's do it. Let's do it and then we go down
So both of these believe these circle things on the ground by the way are the best way to level
Yeah, we need cheese. It's like a short key to buy from that guy. I think yeah, but I have a I have relics that make
I think I saw ice falling on him with the key.
Whoa, there's two flying guys out here.
I think I was the wrong level.
There's a little up there.
Come on, boy.
I was moving.
Oh no, we have to take right next to us.
That's not good.
What day? What day?
Okay.
Oh, that's your game. We can hit another game. We can hit another game. Easy, easy, easy.
Where's your boss at?
I don't know we have enough time boys it's very close. Can we go for another one?
You can take it. You can take it.
Oh I forgot to level up.
Oh my god I forgot to level up too.
Oh shit.
Oh is this level up thing right here we hit this one?
fuck you right right here yeah where's it that was low
the hell is this it's on me it's on me it's on me okay
Okay
Yeah, I see the tree we're not gonna have no time wait a giant crappier cook where I
Think the bosses are more towards the tree. I see both the crab. Let's go this way unless it's a real boss
Is a real boss?
All right, cut it already. How much we got? I don't know that's 3,000 off that worth
We use fp to ring bell and calls prowling raids
Rally Ray
Want some guys to follow me
Where my guys
Yeah, there was no bosses there was no bosses that's how I only level seven I feel like we killed this round
I'm gonna go to the bottom the bottom.
Because a lot of people are dead.
Oh god you got to get to bottom.
My boz are way better than where I'm going though.
I'm killing these victors.
I'm giving them the pincers.
Here you go.
Ah bro, please.
Why am I getting hit on?
Take that, B-person!
Super shot! Super shot!
Super!
Super shot!
Uh, what?
Shoot.
Oh, forgot that's a rock.
I keep forgetting.
Super shot!
Oh my god.
Super shot!
Oh, that hurt.
Super shot!
Super shot!
Super shot!
Oh, I see those superstars are crazy.
Look, we killed this one first this time.
Check, look here.
Yeah, those superstars are-
I
Yeah, yeah, scary
Hi
Yeah, it's my favorite, not being able to see, not being able to see.
Oh, that's my favorite as well.
Okay, we are going.
If this is actually as many, we are 100%, we're gonna go to the ice.
You see the ice?
We're stopping what we're doing and going to it.
Got it, boss!
I
Should be a terrible quick
We have a small chance of the powers can be out of zone. Yeah, are you right? Right? Let's do this good
Let's make like release for seven. Oh, yeah, sure. I'll get back to that. But you can just run through that first
There's a bunch of this watch was gonna kill me quick
Okay, do we really do you want to kill this much?
Now that was that there's always people thought molotovs from that the rooms
What the hell?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
He just cried.
Look at that game stop in the middle of a protest.
All right, Archie. Wait. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did we kill the Vulture? Is your Vulture?
Yeah, got me.
Oh my!
You're gonna be fucking kidding me, dude!
what just walked out eat my ass
he beat my fucking ass and made me wear
self-pick up to work I'm just trying to
be out of here I cannot be up to life
be how to get up there at all
Here's a wall
Be it the one where you go on the bridge. I'm a coming boss. Don't you worry. I figured it out
I
Dude I was supposed to get the item honestly
I'm not going back. Ah, you don't need that
That oh, it's you the casualist chat dude close. He's just running around and I'm just running behind him brother. This is like
I'm ready to go shoot some people counter-trigger something
You're smithing stones the ones that get you from white to blue or blue to red a blue to pepper
About to just run in front of him just to be a fun man. Yeah, I'm not even gonna know where I'm running
Wait, what are the extra stones? What are the shows you get from blue to pepper?
and kill the guy.
Come on.
Yeah.
Take the weapon.
He comes in your butt.
Who's my stuff at?
Oh, thanks.
Thanks, guys.
Thank you.
All right.
That's the message me.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
What's going on here?
Peanut, are you fucking trolling?
Thanks, boys.
There's a man there, watch.
I'm gonna go out.
He's watching, he's watching.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
You go, watch, you go.
He went.
I'm gonna die in a circle maybe or maybe I'll go through this
Let's go through this
I'm trying to get there in a
Honestly, I fucking hate not be able to walk on to you
Oh
All right, okay guys, let's go to the bros
Let's go to the bros. This guy's too good
We need our room. You're nuts. You're nuts. Guys. We should try to leave them in time. You're not
This guy's too powerful. He's too powerful. He's too powerful. Yeah, that guy's one time I do
I think we should kill it. You
kill it. All of our problems.
What is it? What could it be?
I think we don't stick together.
We're all together. We're all
together. Kill him. Kill him. Kill
him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill
him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill
him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill
guys he's picking up I'm being force-shocked and a bit
okay I'm even talking I'll get oh my god he's gotta be fucking kidding me you've
gotta be fucking kidding me
SUBIN!
guys no worries everybody got the runes right everybody got the runes
we got the runes everybody got the runes right okay good yeah no
No harm no foul, no harm no foul, no harm no foul, no harm no foul, we just go back and we do it again.
We do it again, you gotta be a throit.
Yes, we, we, what are you talking about?
There's no way you're gonna say this is my fault.
It's we!
Get to rules and beat this fuckers ass!
The time of fifth time whatever double out is the job is the job here we go
here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go
we're going down getting our rooms leaving man we have to go watch he's
almost dead
I need to say that he's almost dead we almost got a bounce gotta try a little
harder
T!
Go deep, go!
Let him out boys, let him out!
Ha! You got the best of us the first three times!
But not this time!
Mochi, I'm gonna leave you dead!
Just leave me dead, you're gonna eat go deep!
Okay.
Alright.
All right, it's up to me. I am your champion. I am your warrior
Oh shit
Okay guys, all right
All right
The go-gain
Nice
Right here here we go
Hey
The best at you you want to go back for us. Oh
Oh my god
I'm I
Wait, I think I went forever. I got right away. I
Went forever
I went there's no drinking we have to go. That's not only do I bear or tree boats purple
It has lightning it gives me a bonus for having two weapons, which I just so happen to have this round because of the spear
we win. You might, you might, we might have to do top cast or at least chill some of them
up there. We're so far behind.
Hit the thing, come up, hit the thing, come up. I'm coming, I'm coming.
We just gotta kill these guys to get like, live ESP.
Get it, where are you?
I'm coming, okay?
Yeah!
I have arrived!
One more, one more, one more!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, right now, right now, right now, right now!
I think we do to I think we have time to I think we keep telling these nice to get pink and her
Oh, hey, bro, what is that? Did you just do a fucking spin to win? You guys die? Yeah
I think I'm choosing the wrong weapons we use the dooboo I forgot
Oh, oh, good heavens.
Oh, oh, good golly.
Oh, good god.
There's a climb.
There's a climb.
I don't know how we got there.
Oh my god, we're fucked.
Can't get up.
I'm a little run out of level.
Oh, you guys got this, you guys got this.
She's reset.
No, I'm cooking.
Get to Rude.
Get to Rude, guys.
We can't get her
We need the guy just watch out the thing is you motion
We're right next to the tree guys. This is like the best situation. Let's jump. I work to show my work
Where's it over here
You see you want to go back with us?
No.
We're here.
We can do this.
We can do this, we can do this.
Maybe four of us.
Oh, for God, what a fraud!
No!
What is that?
Oh.
Oh my god, it's this guy fuck oh we are so fucked it's all that we lost. Oh my god. We've never seen this guy
Activating my
I would like for a house but oh my god
Oh my god, I'm standing in the roof!
I'm in fire.
Oh, I'm dead.
I typically die.
Nice, guys.
You need to lock it, guys, guys, guys, guys.
You need to lock it right now.
I can get him, I think.
I don't like how slow my guy attacks, it's super annoying.
I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep him from regenerating. All right, no more hammer guy
Go ahead go ahead go ahead
Bro my characters are doing like the biggest attacks on the planet, so it's like I'm just staring at this big animation
Oh sweet. I like the problem right now, and then I got it. I'm out of bounds. Oh my god
Kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
I
What do you do about that you see other yeah, oh wait, I choose to ultimate him while he's in that mode to start
You guys stack? You guys stack?
Hey, we're stacked, we're stacked?
Who do you have to bring some of these things? What's gonna kill you?
Come on.
Brother, what the fuck is happening?
Okay, so these pillars, that's phase two, we're getting to scale out those pillars.
We have to clear to the side of the room.
Because if we don't clear to the side of the room, they all detonate.
So we have to kill like four of them on one side, and then we all stack on that side.
Guys, I'm suffering right now.
Alright?
I'm suffering.
I'm suffering.
I-
I don't know, this is possible.
We have been playing this same map.
Same boss.
For two days tonight!
Is, is the, what the hell, this is a, how, where, why, when?
We used to level up, man, I was level, what level were you on that fight?
I was level 11.
A million.
I was level 11.
Who million?
Guys.
Guys.
We need to be level 15 by that fight.
and you want to know how we do that we need to be fucking each other
tell me in Mars guys I I I we need to be level 15 and we need to be stacking on each other
I
Want to be this guy about to be the bird
Guys I I hate I hate this game. I think I hate this game
I'm going to get it at one star. I'm giving it a one star. I'm gonna write
I'm gonna write to I
I'm gonna say too
Hot too hot is too hard is too hard of a game
They should make a version of it for stupid people
Listen, I
Got a game recommendation for you
Guys ever played at risk of rain to I fucking love that game. It's one of my favorite games
I put the cowboy. Okay. Yeah. The guy does like back stabs and shit. Yeah
You ever played risk your rain to finger anyways, we are we keep writing up this I'm ready. Oh, I am seething with rage
I'm you can take out
You can take out your frustrations on on risk your rain to monsters
Frustrations on your butthole summit. It looks like it's actually similar to this game
It's similar to the game.
Listen, listen, listen, don't hang on me, listen, you're a shooting game guy.
That's the shooting game version of this.
But you can't die in that game, man, he fucking dies a lot.
He'll be fine in that game, he won't die.
Are you trolling?
You don't think Pina can handle risk of rain too?
No, man, he can barely handle fucking Petris.
What do you mean by risk of rain?
I am the best player ever
Emperor
Ready I'm ever died unless it was on purpose
Ready at mothucca
Tell me, literally tell me
Listen dude, listen dude
Kill me, kill me, kill me
It might be poor than you think
It might be poor than you think
Okay, okay, yep
We have to be level 15
We have to be level 15
I refuse to get level 15
I think it was level seven.
Last time.
What do you mean you were level seven?
How?
Well, I mean, one of you guys runs off into the distance
the entire time and plays the game by himself,
named Cloaksy.
OK?
Then Peter stays behind with me,
but he just kind of figures stuff out
to do on his own off to the sides.
And I kind of, yeah, towards the end,
because I had to drop everything and just start
holding W at everything.
I was on mission survived.
I'd get to close to you, he's already killing a boss and then it's like moving already. I'm like, oh my god
Listen, you want to be fast? You're doing a risk of rain. That's the perfect game to do that
Anyways, I'm ready to go
We have to be
We gotta sleep okay we have a sleep or right
Alright, alright.
We'll go blood camp?
We'll go blood camp?
We're moving camp?
Okay. Alright.
Okay.
Alright.
Hey, what? Oh my gosh, you can't make it, you can't make it, you can't make it.
Yes, you can, yes, you can, yes, you can, yes, you can, yes, you can.
You can't use again. If you believe wait, where we kill this boss out here. We're level two
Probably stop it. We don't eat you guys. I eat. Oh, what's the wrong way?
We guys this guy sucks. I might be joking. It's just such as I sucks
Yeah, get over here
I'm fine. I'm fine. It was a minus setback. Fine. Everyone's fine. Everything's fine.
Shets and find a 12-gauge channel.
Alright?
Ha!
Boom!
Oh, boom!
I mean, take it!
Thanks!
Who the fuck just did this thing, motherfucker?
Hey, you?
Oh!
Okay, I knew that.
Fuck this guy.
Actually, fuck this guy.
No!
No!
Are we- are we-
Are we so stupid?
BOOM!
BITCH!
I'm so stupid!
That all is way cooler than the stupid fucking dumb shit rock fly on the sky bro. Let me tell you something
Okay, nice good
No, no, we're not
You lost one level that's fine. You're still the boss. Yeah, I lost those ruins from the bottom
We're cooking right now
level four yes yeah let's go do the poison camp and then
don't need to worry don't need to worry don't need to worry don't need to worry
don't need to worry
All right, there's my runes. I'm getting out of here. All right
Okay, right
Right, I should get my roots. I'm gonna get my roots and then BAM! See you later, sucker. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go, let's go!
Too easy! Too easy!
good they say first time
and the time that the money made up on me needs
what
what
I look for actually fucking phony right now
I have never lost before
I don't know if I should get this halberd or not. Hold on.
Alright, someone's coming.
I won't sink too.
No, he's empty or something. Take a class.
Did you hit the blue thing?
I don't know what the fuck the blue thing is.
Jumping the wrong way, bud.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where we put the boss is a little teleport thing, huh?
I'm jumping up right here.
I don't know where the fuck it is. I'm just following your stupidest name. Am I not going the right way? Fuck, I'm going the wrong way.
Ooh, I hate this game's verticality.
Yeah!
Coming down.
Yeah, right here, right here.
I'm going to live for the first!
This game's verticality and like little secret, little spots like that, dude. Fuck it, suck my dick.
Holy...
It's confusing.
How is the zone closing? I just up the spot. I haven't done anything yet. I've done nothing.
I've done really nothing.
I've got nothing.
We kill this boss today?
This game is frustrating dude. I'm pulling my hair out over here mentally.
Yes
Scam's verticality pisses me off bro the ups and the downs close you'll be in front of me one second
They'll just be gone a thousand feet below me like holy shit man
Yeah, I know I know I just didn't think I was gonna be falling close you through it. You know I'm sorry
You're like they need to fucking make like teammate trails in this bitch like I should be following fucking cloaks
He's blew a trail behind him like you guys fucking falls off the planet
I'm like where'd you go like right now?
I have to do circles on my screen and stare at the ground in the sky this find out where the fuck you wait
Sorry
Yeah, I know you use the compass, but that doesn't cover up and down
Look another down 17 fours Jesus first to immediately climb up I dude, I'm gonna lose it
come back up
You didn't like they made your name like oh yeah here's a like of the tiniest white fog on the fucking planet
Fuck
I'm going to take another weapon or three. I have to just stop taking weapons. I'm level
Satisfy her with a weapon eventually
I'm running to the next camp over
You see that little tree right there hit the bird hit the bird
it and then second you can spam the left uh left stick left stick it account
okay all right by the way line up by the way
I
Did I fucking can't stand this the old combination why right right trigger
I
Level seven
I should go for this camp right here. What do I say?
I don't know where you're at, I'm literally running at mini map stuff.
You the green?
I see close here.
We said a few how to get on top of this rock
Or right here, but I'll be yummy
Wait, it's through the poop coming through the poop up
I'm going in
How the hell is happening I see you dude this fucking game is dude I'm gonna rip my fucking
Yeah brother
I'm gonna strip people I'm gonna strip people. Oh my god, these guys are easy
These guys are
These guys are
I'm already dead. I already got them. Oh wait, there's me
I
Make sure level up right there. Yeah, well, we should keep going this
Oh, yeah, you step up
All right, come on gang come on boys
I
Go to the magic tree
But we have not collected any of the churches yet, but I want to do that this one
I've got a level of
We can hit both of the south churches and then hit the center
Castle together. Oh
Good thing a good thing it's just sticking together. Hold on now. I have to go level up with me one second
I'm level 7.
I'm not, Travis Scott is blocking my way, I must take him.
I'm on the way, do you guys see a boss, cause I can look for one over here.
Got it.
Not a boss over here.
I've not seen a box over here though, or or also
There's no boss we got
He was sick, oh
He was in sick. Oh, mode. You so you look so static
I hear click
Yeah, you said
You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're not good enough for that on Twitter. You're saying you said the
Edward. You're done. You're done. You're done. Listen, just because you sound like you said the Edward when you say it doesn't mean I do.
That's not I, everybody. I haven't seen it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That was our time to shine guys.
Thanks for the healing stone boss.
How about I chill here with you and get a healer stone?
How about I chill here with you and get a healer stone?
How about I chill here with you and get a healer stone?
Okay, all right, that's just unfair that's just unfair
I'm going to get him.
He's coming, yeah, that's it.
He's coming, he's coming.
He's always covering you, he's always covering you.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
I'm walking walking walking
Shit
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I saw them. He's not going to leave.
What are you doing? He's walking away.
He's going through the roof.
He's moving. He's moving.
I got a face here, there's guys
Fuck
Tryna live here, tryna live here
Have no luck, fuck
SOOOOOO FINE SHOTTER!
Nice one, dude
of
the
the
Hi my ulti, I'm shit, but you said
I can parry to dispel incoming sorceries and incantations retaliation with the golden power
I've been wrong on some way summits all
I did show you with the rock yeah
I don't know that when you're dead I can alter your shit
Yeah
You want to get all three?
Guys I tell you the churches give you the pots and the pots are really good for the last
boss.
Seven cow muckin' potters.
It's nice, it's nice.
Keeps you healthy.
Nope.
Good work, Keven!
I don't know what to take. I don't know if I should keep the sword. I kept the sword,
maybe I should have won an Albert fuck. I may have fucked that bush.
increases nerf on the team by 30% by picking that as you hear that you said
I've increased the nerf on the team by 30% here's rather numbers here's rather
numbers how much you are the numbers how many bitches you got oh don't worry I
already did zero
so we're just fully banking on the zone being in the right I don't know
in the next zone what you and I who are you we're fully banking on the castle
being in the next zone I'm gonna make my castle in your zone
yeah that right now you know you talking crazy you're talking crazy girl yeah
but you guys please see the church I don't think I don't think something I
I did. Wait, did I miss the second one?
I don't know where the second church is. I went to the first church.
I have four potions on me at the moment.
I think I was just missing one because I used one though.
Yeah, yeah, it's permanent increase of one. Yeah, so every time you get refunds, it's...
Yeah.
Yeah, that.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Take that, Moose.
We hit the wildlife around here.
Oh.
Boo, boo.
I
Oh
Spread what is that?
I think I got a great sweet. Do you mean what do you mean? It's great so much right here? Should be one right chat
Three okay good
any of this
system
buddy
where you know all this
all right
should we go right to the dirt
fuck where's the level thing
here
take the ego take the ego
you're like your picture is so big
it just kinda blocks everything there
take the ego take the ego mr. shark
the eagle or this thing you just fly right over cookiesy look at him look at
him be so stupid down there
don't see you get the short round we are here
here we were
make sure you level up with the grays outside
I
Yo, you want to hit
Okay, this is the one we can hit 15 on this is the one
The we just he could not die
Because you what about the three red bosses?
Should we skip this go right to the castle kill that they kill the three bosses and said
Oh
You're calling this is that this is the plague one
Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Hey rip church. No, oh, oh, I see the church. I'm going back
All right
What are you? Oh, I missed the second church. I see what they look like now. Okay?
What are you worried about these hooligans near your mortals
Yeah, I'm your mortals
Activity has no concern to us
Barely gonna make this
I'm not gonna let you get away from me.
Take that, you hooligan of the night!
That rain!
Oh shit, I got one shot!
I got one shot, I got one shot!
Hold on, hold on, let me take a quick motion, hold on, wait a second.
Give me a second.
Here you go, bossy.
Oh, I'm dead, I'm dead!
I'm dead. Oh, she took you took you.
Oh, good work. Good work. Good work.
There's much of fat people here.
We got it.
Oh, what's up?
Oh dude, what the fuck is going on?
Yo, we should ignore this, peanut.
Yeah, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should.
We should actually wait, we have to wait for something to get done here.
So we're at the very bottom, very bottom.
Yeah, I see that.
Actually, wait, we actually don't have time.
It was trash, it was trash too, trash too.
Yeah, it's all good.
Got all blue.
Good.
Peanut, are you trolling?
I fucking hate this game.
Absolutely can't stand this shit
No, you gave up wait you got friends. How do you get friends?
No way no way we're back baby we're back
We are back! Oh lord. I hate this thing. The entire UI of this game is after trash.
Oh my god. We can get out. We can get out. We can get out. We can get out.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Oh, hit this golden guy, this golden guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Every time I look over at my chat, just people saying I'm stupid, dumb and bad.
I would love to look up at one time and say, I'm glad that you tried your best.
That's what really matters.
All right, that's really bad as a gift of the day
Okay, yeah, that's not that Louis trash you still got the rinse right though. Oh
Now I have people say this is your best question mark
I'm an idiot man
I
The style it's here I can oh
You would not believe what I have to see I have the rain of arrows
I'm going there.
Second row, third row.
Sleep produces a mist of sleep.
Yeah, okay.
That makes sense.
Still can't even upgrade it.
No, when standing in fire, you may be on fire.
I'm not sure if this thing has that power.
Chats trolling me, takes nine.
Don't try to coax you, cock is too massive.
We hit the castle, we hit the castle, then we kill the three red bosses, yeah?
Easy peasy.
Super sharp!
Super shirt!
What the? Oh
That's bad ass shit. All right
How the fuck can he have a fucking attack? Oh my lord, this gotta be the demo right ever. Holy shit!
How much left to fuck after that?
Okay, you killed a boss. What? What? Okay. All right. Oh, I see you're waiting
They said oh get me out of here. If you go bottom and we see that guy always get the other get me out of here
Let nothing out of here
I
We got you
So if it's air now bro like what the fuck is happening man, I'm gonna the night
Oh guys moving all over the place
We got to go we got to go wait for that.
We can't.
We're gonna have time.
It's already moving.
It's already moving.
What?
Do we just kill the night with the next move?
Yeah.
How is it already moving?
What the hell?
I think we did go.
I think we could have killed the second zone until the boss.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That was too much.
That was too much.
Oh my goodness.
Guys, it's moving so fast.
Oh, my goodness, guys, it's
moving so fast. We need that
time to do any of the things that we said we would do.
Oh, man. We do any of the stuff we talk about. We should just go up there and see if we can.
Oh my god, you're right. You said that immediately immediately close
Boss it might be a free that's why we follow you boss
Might be able to kill us fast enough
Activating my
Ready now the arrows!
Damn this, I'm fucking real.
Holy Dingo!
You pushed off the gas boys! You pushed off the gas! You gotta be quicker!
Do the thing, do the thing, do the thing!
Don't come in boys! I see you! Don't come in!
Fuck, they killed him! Fuck, they killed him!
I don't have an ult, I don't have an ult, I don't have an ult, I can just hit you.
Oh man.
I'm dead.
Come on man!
We can't let him kill us at the edge, we gotta kill us dude!
Oh my god
My god guys died did my guy stop
Just you'd give me out of here
My god guys guys we have to give those rooms back up
We got
He's just a one yes, they won fine. There's a day to there's no way on this level. They got do this is day two
This is this is day two, I'm right the joking I
Absolutely hate this fucking game
Holy shit, I didn't know dog shit like this existed in this gaming space
I
Mean just let me die let me die
Where have I used?
Aw, shit, dude.
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't even notice I was dying, I let myself die.
So, it's not as bad as mine.
Oh, this is a huge regret of mine.
$190,000. I need those.
Coachy, Coachy, how'd we got?
Coachy, I'll be right back.
I'm to the ground by rooms.
Coachy, Coachy, wait, that makes more sense than what I'm doing.
Why am I running so slow?
Am I a fat ass muck or something?
I've been running so slow.
I
So much nutsack
I'm glad he looks good. He looks good.
I won't lie, boy. He looks good.
Sorry, keep your fat body out of the way while I'm around, Bogey.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Super shot!
I got you, I got you, I got you!
Nice to see you.
Can you guys stop now?
Move to the other side of the cabin.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This ain't good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, guys, it's so-
No. Guys, guys.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
I think it worked.
No, he's attacking. Looking.
Huh?
Wait.
There's no way I can get through.
There's no way. It's impossible.
Is it possible?
You got it impossible!
How are we getting worse?
How are we getting worse?
Guys, I think the problem is me.
You guys are kicking it up to three slots, you know what I mean?
And like, I'm not, don't tell me, bro.
I'm telling you.
You're not fucking leaving.
and you see you're at that.
How are we getting worse?
This is one of my worst gaming experiences ever.
It's an even summit!
What do you mean?
We got further on the front having fun.
Try with something that we haven't done.
Dude, I'd rather go to fucking Blue Gate over and over and over
and over again with peanuts and tired chat
trying to get us the whole time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, OK, OK, OK.
What if we do, we have to get something.
What about if we do the gaping jaw?
No, we have to do this map, folksy.
This map.
This one right here.
I should use some team affirmations.
This is Summit's 13.
I say we do a round of team affirmations.
All right.
I'll go first.
folksy i'd like the way
you're not fucking refunding this shit
fucking doofus has got my money for this shit man
that shit's fucked gone
folksy folksy
i like how you play elden ring
for the last two weeks
all day every day. Okay? All
right. That's not too easy. I've
only done it for five days.
But when you come to this game,
which is fundamentally the same
exact day. All right. You
daunting looks like Helen Keller
looking on the ground for the
pennies and pennies and dimes.
Yeah, this game was like more
like 70 degrees of the
we can like not have to worry
about a circle closing in and
can kind of cruise through at our own pace. I would enjoy it more. I have to just be you
just running simulator to a boss, running simulator to a boss, running simulator to a
boss. I actually think it's, I actually think it's great as fuck.
I stayed in the full ones. Guys, guys, I can't even, like I, guys, I, I, where's the chill
non-circle version. You still die in one death. Give me the answer. The one where I can just relax.
Yeah, the ring here.
Ah.
Okay. What do you guys want to do?
I'm gonna be all do the bow guy
dude the bow guy is the worst
character guys guys everybody's like oh the bow guys bad because his DPS is a
little lower than the other characters do you realize how much he saves us in
every other aspect you know what do you realize how much the bow guys saved us
revives are insane the amount of critical strikes we can do on bosses are
are insane.
The bow guy is the glue to the team.
So what, oh, he's a little lower, yeah.
That's because I'm not knee deep in a dragon's pussy
trying to attack him with a knife.
So what?
So what?
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Guys.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Three bow guys.
3 bow guys.
Our guys the best catcher in the game.
Thank you!
Thank you sir! Thank you!
Triple bow guy.
Triple bow guy.
Triple bow.
Triple bow.
Why didn't I review it?
What?
Triple bow guy.
What do you think?
What do you guys think about triple bow guy?
I genuinely like I've lost a little bit of it, I can't, I don't even get anything anymore.
I don't have anything anymore, Cluccy.
Everything, it's just a, a he's wash.
if I'm sitting on the beach,
waves are coming up to my peanut nub.
You understand?
Yeah.
You know what?
You know what? No!
This is our time, boys!
This is our moment!
Let's ride!
I
Did I just got a fucking talking to my buddy to eat Tommy a little bit. I want to do with this dude
Sort of let's do this shit about the beat ass
I
Was ready I want I want you guys to show up
No
Show up and show up
Show up and so on I listen listen listen. I'm gonna try something new this time this time. I'm gonna be a team leader, okay?
There's me a four church as we have four. This is
Take me the time if you can just lock in
I think we could have 20 churches and we still fucking die
Nice guys listen listen just follow my exact orders
All right
Let's you want to be the TV to miss the clothes even you do that as well
That's a beat ass man
Let's go to another church
To the church
Good summit good summit. Thank you. This church right here. We're gonna hit this church right here
We're gonna take him all the church's first day that we don't waste time
All right, we're gonna kill this bottle. We're gonna kill this box
You gonna be give me give me
He's stupid. He's stupid. Look at him. He's stupid
He's stupid easy horrible
Okay, go see all right. Don't worry. We'll get close you back up. Don't worry there
Good work, good work team, good work team!
I'm discovery, I think I should do that, I think...
You feel me?
Like walking, walking...
To the church, to the church!
Right, to the church, to the church, to the church...
To the church, to the church, to the church, to the church...
To the church, to the church, to the church...
And then we go right down south to the other churches.
Mm-hmm.
We're going right to this church right here.
Level up and quick back at the boss speed.
Level three now.
Actually hit this one quick, hit this one quick, and then we're going to the church.
Go right to the boss, just give all the small people.
Fuck him!
Fuck him on the hell!
This is- this is sort of the view which you can't get me.
Good work team, good work team!
Oh, I'm already cooking, I'm already cooking, gentlemen. I'm tasting the run, this is the run running, cooking, I'm running, cooking.
Second one.
Now we go down here, now we go down here.
We go right to this church.
What do we do? That's a weapon?
Probably get stats off it, I guess.
We don't have the power to get to yet.
Let's level up here, then we hit the church, then we go back to the clone part, yeah?
What?
Yeah, I'm being on purpose.
What the fuck did they go? Holy shit, they're there.
You see it has like a hand on it, that means you got to have it switched for fast.
But they're not going to do that.
Oh wait, wait, so...
So you don't need that other weapon to push to get those?
Oh, I can't even get this. I can't even use this weapon right now.
No, well, yeah, you can use it for faster weapons, but...
I need a level up.
Yeah, you can use it for faster weapons.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Wait, wait, am I just using the other one for stats, and he said?
Yeah, so you can pick up the other one, but it should be good to hold on for fast.
Gotcha, okay, okay, gotcha.
I got you.
If it has a hand on it, that means it only works.
You should let it up real quick.
There we go.
Yeah, sir.
If it has a hand on it, I'm sorry.
Look, look, look.
I'll kill this and then we hit the surge.
By that time, the sugars should be closing out.
OK.
Never back down, never won.
Want to what?
You want to kill this?
I can't hear you.
I'm very low on this.
We got this.
We got this.
The coal part is too on, people.
I mean, whether the coal part is too on.
I
This is the best ideal you're kidding me
We don't want to make you more progress than we've ever have on any like way
Is there anything like that tells us those guys are too strong besides going in and get our shit kicked in or
Something shows it. I think we have to do that. They do
Well, how do you know that what tells you that?
We're doing it
I don't rock a shield on this guy right chat
Oh shit
Oh, yeah, all the churches we're good now we never have to think much. It's ever again
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna hit that and we're gonna hit this camera here
of your family here you're not so
supposed to say that like it's a
threat I'm sure best friend yet
easily WT castle I think it's so
good I hope this thing
hope you're okay man sorry brother
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Take that jellyfish!
Where you at? Oh, I was throwing.
Please don't be there just a moment, don't worry.
I'm on the way, Vod, I'm on the way.
Shit.
We're coming, Kogi!
Super Staaarrrggg!
of
the
beginning of the room to be some of the state of the district of the district
with the
That sounds kind of tough.
Wait, what is it, what is it?
What's your, Johnson's?
I'll just go for level.
Is level or HP by 20% with the Flass?
I think they're both, I think they're both good, but Chat's telling me I'm stupid.
that's not stupid that I fucked up
who's watching
there he is there he is get up get up
I'm gonna go get him.
Yeah!
What are people like?
Like what?
Like what?
I don't know.
I'll talk about it.
I'm sure the jelly.
I didn't think the boss would die that fast.
Oh, shit.
get up boys get up
Oh, you pushed me, you pushed me, you bastard.
Hey boys, now we go, now we go to this camp right here, yeah?
Wait, I don't need to get racist boys, I don't think my guy even needs fucking boys.
You think you can get racist boys?
No, no, no.
Oh, I thought he was calling upon you, Mr. Coach.
You need your expertise.
What is that noise?
I said they're talking to a ghost.
What is that?
I was just chatting with them.
I was just chatting with them.
You see this? Interesting.
Was that not a boss, I lied.
I don't see a strong...
I think that was a boss. I think that was just like part of the boss.
Did the boss?
No.
The boss is with the most of the guys.
Like with this one over here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Oh my god!
What's the hell?
What the hell are you?
Look at all the ladies here!
see that see that. That was right in the back. That's one of the worst things.
I don't know if I should take the giant crusher or increase number of runes obtained.
me.
That's me. I got him. I got him right now.
Come to me. Come to me. Come on. Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
Hey, ah!
Jody Boston's in the field, me date.
If there's another lockpond, they kill the zone. Just kill a couple of other people.
Oh, it's a good one.
I'll do it again.
Take that, B.P. Blue!
What are we doing just hanging around?
Why not lock it?
Who's faster, Shibu?
Shoo-punchers!
Who's this special, dude?
Shoo-punchers!
What is this special there?
Super shot!
Super shot!
Super shot!
Shoot!
Super shot!
Super John!
Oh shit.
Super John!
Super John!
Super John!
Got this one.
On the end front.
Oh they won!
Oh he pushed us into the sky!
Oh my goodness gracious.
Okay.
That panic rolled me back there.
Super
Super
Oh my god. Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. I'm dead. Oh, my god, this can't be.
I'm gonna do this one that way I can do more Super Shots.
Yeah.
I think it's actually there.
I
For good level of ours
The cute guy the basic to the kind of basement
I see that one guy if he's that one guy we just avoid them. Let me kill him. No
Let me kill him even harder
We really fuck him up guys with me my game for love you better get the fucking
Oh, he pruned me! He pruned me!
Nice rock.
Talk about it.
Hey, hey!
Super shot!
Nice, nice.
We're deep, we're deep.
These are all fucking horrible.
Take out!
Ah, other way.
Other side, sorry.
side you should suck the other side to like jump up or do you know yeah here yeah
there I was always I got scared I got robbed it took over money oh it's just a
little ways to replace a little up down here yeah yeah I was like I was
I went out the front I went out the front courtyard to uh
Reduced maximum HP
I would call the Knights and there's dog take that who'll again all right
Oh too slow! Too slow, too slow!
Jesus Christ!
I don't know what that dog will make.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my God!
He's in farm-fresh blue!
We tell ya!
Don't we see a dog move like this?
I
Get back
Hey, how do we get up now
You have four dose that's I I ran through instead of some cozy do you hear that cozy
do you that was finished with what dose mm-hmm yeah I'm I'm I'm a beauty of many many many
Oh, hi.
Sir, bitch.
Oh, he's dropping.
Oh, I got your Loo-duh-loo-duh-loo-duh-loo-duh.
TTLK gives you Super Blue 2X. What is that? What is-
We control K?
Let's do anything!
OH MY GOD!
I'm falling into that!
Wow, we can't even count that.
Let him in a dark alley at 2 in the morning.
Look at his wallet.
OH MY GOD!
Peter's Eagle!
What guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys oh my god guys. Oh my god guys. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Give me a pancake looks yep
Trust I'll get him up in my head
No, I want actually no one actually, but I'll do my best here
You're okay, we'll get you right now
fire on the ground
I'm bopping him
fuck
Poshi by the way, you're appeared in the game for the last five minutes
CUT
Watch out, watch out, get behind the rock
I don't think I'm gonna be able to shoot with the rock here
Let's go
I have 207,000 runes
I
Bees man's jaw shield right
Okay, I think there's
Level 13 level 13
I'll give up doing it. Take that one again.
Oh, we got what we got?
Oh, you have the sword for that circle?
There's that. No, I don't, but there's nice up here.
Oh, I see what you said.
I see what you said. I'm picking up what you put down.
We'll come something on the way to the bathroom.
What was she doing?
What was she doing?
Watch out!
What was she doing?
You were deep, you were deep!
Take that!
God jea.
Uh...
Fuck, we like clearing this.
There's still vents, but I don't know who made it there in time.
Were you trying?
I was close up there. I used my L3. That's true, that's true.
I could pull up there, that's true. Very true. Very true.
You're so wise, Mr. Cloaksy-san.
You're wise, Cloaksy-san. Oh. Wait, boss on me.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
No, it could be rushed castle instantly.
Are you sure we should go to the boss?
Not a good boss?
Fuck it, let's do the castle first, that way we can at least get one.
We might even have enough time for mold.
Depending on where the tree goes.
It's running straight through everything.
I got my cool cannon.
I'm going to go back to the
Yeah, you're four games. Nice.
Yeah, almost 15.
I hit like a fucking truck at the moment. I'm not going to lie.
We might have a time to do the boss.
This is actually might be the one.
This is actually might be it. Yeah.
We're all really good level. We're all hitting really fucking hard.
final boss is the final boss just like we told John yeah
we're not gonna time zone it's cross map you say it yeah you get hit this one
hit this one marker that's the one last blue yeah yeah the guys are green
I don't have a key no I don't have a key though no I don't think so
It's a it's a poison one so it's gonna be the exact same spot that we just killed that
That's much as much
We got this we got this we got this easy we get this easy
Get greedy get greedy boys
I
Don't think so, I think you just go down being or
Sure, let's not fuck ourselves right a good run down. Yeah
We kill the boss
I gotta get back cool again.
Does he have a heavy attack?
What the fuck?
That's the heavy attack! What did I just do?
I
Get level 15 off the boss
If win I don't have any
You might be both boys
Okay, my guy shot randomly into the left field.
Take that, rule of game!
Ha!
You are no match for my cannon!
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You are no match!
Yeah!
Oh, you are no match for my cannon!
You are no match!
I barely got out of there. Oh, he just fucking what's called me?
He's fucking bear me, bro. Hit the old key
Yeah, why'd you push my rock man because my old because I fast man
I'll be honest. I didn't know the boss just find me in the ass. I thought we were that that we had time
I
Was just rain shit every time I do an attack
He's just spitting fucking ball sack stuff of me over here guys
Oh
I hit my health pot too late, I hit it too early, then I had too late. Thank you
I don't think we can leave those swords up dudes. I'm not gonna lie to you
oh shit
there he is, he's gonna come after you
i got you i got you
shoot!
dammit i hit my heal and i'm happy
why did i die again
i could not use a health bar
for the last like 60 seconds straight
i'm coming over here, i'mma get pina
i hit my last heal
shit no no no
i don't have my ulti yet, it's almost there
fuck, i'm just gonna hit you
I'm still here in front of me, still here in front of me. He's passing something. Passing, spinning on you right now. He's spinning on you.
You got him, you got him!
Perfect.
I'm gonna get out of this fire. I should have seen him.
Yeah, he's on me, yeah.
Yeah, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me.
He's on you now.
Okay, can you shoot him? Shoot something?
I shot him, I shot him.
Okay, I have to go to the next set.
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna reset, I'm gonna reset.
I have an ulti for next person that goes down
fucking way there's no way
what that didn't get you
somebody call me now you're gonna die
I have you I don't worry I got you I got you
yes I mean keep shooting keep shooting closely keep shooting closely
I'm trying to live on my die soon I'm not gonna let you
I keep giving us huge problems by dying right now, but I don't know what else to do
I'm trying to find openings. Oh no, you got to shoot me a little bit. You got to shoot
me a little bit. Not close to you. I want to destroy the one next to me.
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No, we're close. So if you go down, you're probably fine.
That's your job. I won't go down. I never die. I never die.
I never die. I never die.
I'm gonna see if I can get some damage on him.
Nice, peanut.
Bolt soon.
Oh my god.
You got this. We got this. Lock it. Lock it.
I'm okay.
It's on Peter now I think.
Hey yeah, I'm getting Peter up right now.
Get him when he's in this.
No that killed me.
blood spray I have an old to
you got this
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No!
No!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I
I see peanut that's the best I've seen you play and I can't
I think that's my fault.
I feel so good.
I couldn't dodge for a shit time.
I rolled under the boss and I got one pet.
I have an idea wait, what if
I
Know
I am here to say
But one more try
It's infinitely better than doing nothing
We may not win
But we only lose if we give up
We only lose if we give up
I hear bells, boss.
There is no bell.
There is no bell.
I am not asking for 100 more games close to your summit.
I am not asking for 1,000 more games.
Give me one more game.
Can you do that?
But my fucking heart, man.
You're going to have to worry about that.
But you don't get your ass back in that lovey-dovey.
All right, listen, I need to stretch after that, though.
You understand?
Confirm day, boss.
All right.
OK.
All right.
All right.
I need like four stretches.
I'll bear it back.
Four stretches.
Yeah, like I felt like three of my calves go out.
You know what I'm saying?
Of course.
Of course.
All right, okay, all right.
I have never been so defeated in my time.
Dude, I think I kind of threw there.
For those of you that weren't here the other day,
this is day two of us doing this,
and we haven't done anything.
We, guys.
I've ever played in my life.
Honestly, a starter game.
If I had to sum it up in one quick statement.
Easiest game I've ever played in my entire life.
Genuinely, I don't even have that
my monitor on to beat this game.
Honestly, guys, I think you could,
I think, I think there's no game easier.
I think there's no game easier than this game right here.
Possibly only other thing itself.
easier easiest what bosses is he beaten let me check the bosses have I beaten
these boss the dick boss the ball and cock boss and then these ones these are
the ones I've beaten as well the ones with the lines through right either one
We are only focusing on this one right here balance
I just I guys I already know to say
What how many bosses are there we in the DLC for
You have to do this first one one step at a time one step at a time
Which we have it in us
We have it in us we have
It in us and by it. I mean uncle
We must get back in there at once. We're so bad and it is time to pray the game
Y'all are shit respectfully. Oh, thank you. At least you had a respect me at the end
You should have respect me
I think we play a quick sod of hot gentlemen.
We can't play hot gentlemen. We've been getting our ass pounded by hot gentlemen for hours
Cook see what if he does hype up with some hot gentlemen just a quick hot gentleman
All right, I'm fucking ready bros
You want we'll get to the boss then we'll hype up with hot gentlemen
We'll get to the box that before we get to the boss. We know we hit the hot gentleman
This is the one the final one of the night gentlemen the final one we take it to the boss here and now
That's right
What are we taking in the box he did do more level we're taking ourselves
Yeah, the round table we must commence a meeting. It's committed meeting
7.
Lancer, Lancer.
Me? Ah, your Lancer lot.
This is funny and this is all the things you say is funny because I know it's just...
All funny.
Much funny.
Alright, are we ready to go?
So? Yeah, but I think I'm already good.
Are you ready to go?
Yeah, I did. I put it on.
The other thing that sucks though, I think, it's just Undertaker.
Physical attack, boosted wall, assist effect from incantations. I drew for self.
Is that good or not? Is that good?
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
There you go. Thank you.
Yo, listen, I've been told something though. You want to know?
You want info? Okay.
What we should do is not only hit the churches and the bosses,
But there's apparently a little hooded dude on the map, okay?
Just listen to me motherfucker
It's a little hooded dude with like a little like like a little scale thing on them, right?
It's like a little scale like picture
If we apparently if we do that dude that thing that event whether the fuck you call these things
You can get something that stops that aoe from shitting on you in that boss
It's like trying to get we've been trying to do like you know nefarion without a fucking without a cloak dog
You know what I mean? Yeah, gotta go kill a nixia dude. Yeah, trying to go to Burger King without brass knuckles
So that's the next big thing so we got to hit the churches and that little hooded dude
We gotta look that dude. I'm ready to rumble
Okay, okay, who's he ready?
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One last ride
The Viking that's a lot in this story is the best the best we did was when I was on this character, by the way
Good so I'm going to go the best we've ever done is when Pino was on his character, too
That characters look out some seriously long hair
the
lock open the chest if you see them sometimes shit weapons can drop items
that give you buffs that can help you clear everything faster
or more damage of bosses shit on your chest
whoo what the fuck
whichever offered me that
Alright guys, lock it in or whatever.
Lock it?
Oh no.
Don't lose energy on me brother.
Going down to the blue gate tunnels right now.
Yeah, I know and I'm not the executioner.
Then we're the cribs.
I'm not the executioner.
That's fine.
Let's kill these monkeys right here and then we'll go over to the turret.
Heal?
Yeah.
Don't stand up please, not for me.
Shit dude, we gotta handle that
Holy walrus
Okay guys listen
What are we up to he actually hit me and I went up to the sky so I'm up to the sky
Yeah, no but this shit
one-tap by a fucking
Come on it's land
I'm good. This is easy. Okay
Oh
Hit him with this shit.
He got it!
I don't know what that does though.
I don't know what that does for Middle East.
I'm gonna pop the thing so we get a damage boost right now.
All things.
Damage boost active.
Kill this fool.
We didn't need to do that right there, but who cares.
I hate myself.
I'm not gonna lie.
I fucking hate myself.
You guys still have a faster knockout.
I feel stupid now.
I appreciate it.
Let me see what else I need here.
I guess we should have a little bit of that guy.
Coach down.
Guys, we gotta move.
What is this?
Cloak, she's normally fucking 17 million meters away from us.
We gotta get the church.
We gotta get the church.
Yeah, the church.
Next church, or where are we heading next?
Now we level up right here, now we level up right here.
I like that, I like that idea a lot.
and then we hit right back right that the cave no level four off of that
breath three levels
or not what we need to get in the church right boss okay I'll follow you
bro you bring us to the promise land what does this thing feel elements okay
I tried seems like you're beating ass over there bro
Who's this guy?
I'm beating ass. I'm beating ass. I'm beating ass. No need to worry. Let's go. Let's go.
I killed a pot man.
I'm not talking about shit.
Holy shit.
Whoa!
Now he's perceived. Now he's perceived.
Cracked that bitch in two. That's not a boss? We don't get a fucking pickup off that door.
Yeah, but that's that's that's cuz I was like really strong
Holy shit, dude, we're climbing a tower. All right, let's kill these guys or no
I feel like you're showing me.
Oh, BOOM!
Nice!
Oh, don't push her off.
Holy shit.
She got stabbed like four times.
Oh, I'm probably gonna take this gargoyles great axe, right?
Now we go now we guys now we go to the church. So we go to the church
anchors massive I didn't like it last time I used it but I'll try to give it a
different chance or another chance here I'm following you cloak I don't know if
we have the hooded figure on this map or not we should probably check maybe
after we get to a certain level
I
Can come back to the box yeah, isn't this the boss right here?
Yeah, I'm past my mom yeah, I think it's so weird like sprinting forever
I keep thinking I'm blowing through all my stamina. It's like fuck
Yeah, we did we dip on that for sure
I'm level five.
We're doing good.
We're doing good.
We're right to the next spot. Easy peasy guy. Easy peasy.
Okay, let's get SPC on that anchor. Okay, I'm going to try that then.
See, our pacing is a little bit more match now, so I'm liking it.
We're a patch of these fools.
yeah we're moving way too fast
get him boys get him
come on come on
who's the next one at?
I'll wait to kill about these guys
I
Let me know if I'm missing an item or something we're not picking anything up off these little homies, right?
Because it's like they're all like they all count for one boss, okay, we're just hurting his HP. That's it
I
Don't know if I should have done that in there
Wait, maybe I didn't check out to see if those items had
Stats and shit or something that I can like game. I can't I fuck up right there. Yeah, I can't just like think
Oh, I already have a weapon. I don't need a weapon. I gotta look at it. Let's keep it
I
Didn't wait wait to hit a fucking level of thing. I didn't I didn't hit a level there shit. There's one up in Horton
Let's have a circle
Yeah, yeah
Okay
What is this thing acquire belongings something interesting
damage negation it plays me is this one of those ones that I can take because as
a
Yeah, Chessing yeah, that actually ended up working out cool
Oh
Do looks how else be the do will bet am I supposed to do well? I thought I could just be my inventory
He's the guy who hits boss guys on me
This is boss man, maybe not
I got a bunch of sources down.
Do a little jump attack.
I don't.
Where's the box?
Where's the box?
Can you see the box?
Where?
Top, the top, the top.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Big golden bitches.
Big golden bitches.
Oh
Looks like my main attack now like our one so
I should have he's mixing them up where you guys at dude. I'm lost
Those right here I
Could I could the boss up top
I
So close
I'm not gonna make it up there. I'm kind of thought it's all good
Fuck it. I'm gonna take this moment
I don't
What we do
We are way over is it that way dead
Have you
I don't know why did I get up.
I got back up.
What happened?
Grace revived you.
Who the fuck is that?
Is she going to revive everybody else?
Level thing here.
I'm a little late.
Grace double Grace.
Grace is going to have to get her own fucking stone, dude.
I'm not lovin' a gun for anyone else but me!
Little fire is ready!
The fucking two guys are in the fucking high here with me!
A little fire?
Look at this thing, this thing, this thing!
I
Did
Just out one is good basically okay, and I can do the jumping stuff
That one's gonna like take advantage of both weapons
So as for some do willing do some answering chat questions my father. Uh, where the fuck we going here peanut?
to a church. Okay. I'm not feeling too heavy about this run. How are you guys? What's going
on with it?
I'd ask
Okay
Do we will say my for class?
Oh, gotcha. Koshy Koshy, do you know of campfire named Grace?
No, why? Yeah, they said to ask you. I'm telling you, I'm trying to fucking tell his high.
Oh, no, it's Grace.
race race is the thing that you use to level up what what are you talking about you know the
thing that you level up i'm not a lot done of this thing oh my god believe me
i did you want to go to the circle yeah go to the circle yeah i would buy
that's what a race is if you're next to one of those you never die
I don't know. That's what they're saying.
Oh, if you're next to those, you can't die.
There we go. Game time.
Oh
Guys
Dude she didn't know she was relentless fucking relentless man
yeah I'm uh I'm popping my ulti popping my ulti
you have a damage buff with this thing out there fuck him up
Why is he coming for me?
Oh, she did a 180 instead, son of a bitch!
Let's go! Easy, easy, I'm not even hard at all.
Guys!
Probably the bottom one, right?
I
Yo, oh my god, this is so nice we're next to
Kind of like a theory warrior
I just realized you what that means that we have that boss that means you have the hard blood boss of the second one. Yes, yeah
How can we take damage here, what's up? What's up? Do we go too early or what's supposed to do with that?
Okay
Just making sure
I
Holy shipping
Nice
Good job on her now my eyes any little boss fuck that guy bro
Yeah
Oh my god. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Yeah!
Two feet to the big...
I see you're flying!
Uh-oh!
You're a town fever!
We're cracking, dude. We're cracking.
Oh my goodness. Oh, I'm- I'm cooking- I'm cooking.
It's over for these bitches.
I shouldn't take this one, right?
Yeah, dude, yeah, dude.
This is a bit lower level, a bit lower level, a bit lower level.
Chopping my ult so we get damage bonus, chop yours if you have it, just fuck him up.
Well that hurt a lot.
That hurt a lot.
I
Know I should tap that shit that's he's low. He's up. He's close. He's close. It's all you cook. It's all you cook
good
Jump over to uh, I can't get past it. I should
We're back we're back. We're back. We're back. I think he's looking at me right now. I'm gonna bring him over here
No, it's on you anything. Oh
My god, I didn't think that was gonna fuck me that hard. Holy shit
This guy just fucking cracks you
No way brother
I'm trying to live I'm trying to live I died he swung at me dude
oh my goodness oh my goodness oh that was a tough one man we were really strong
to you should level up before we went out there but we had to go back up now
there's no choice now there's no choice now we have to go back oh I gotta use my
other ability you're right okay I'll you try to kill them half help the first
time and kill the second half of the second time your team got easier
ability to stun okay I'm fucking up here guys we could do this last time we
did it from this bridge right I don't know I should just step up right here
We did
What do you do down there let's go try to get the fuck in there. This is ridiculous. Oh my god
I'll follow you fuck
We just got the fire thing there's no way oh, we are so fucked. Oh my goodness believe believe
I
You got your roots first boys, baby roots first
That's fucking crazy
Oh my god, oh back to you. That's over back to you
I'm gonna trouble somebody die. No no no no no. Where's my runes? Where's my runes?
Activating my hero, Kevin!
Okay, I'm just gonna die to lob it out because he's body blocking me. Fantastic fantastic fantastic.
I
Got you a fucking crushed
Kind of good
You might save this maybe possibly what the fuck I can't use that great sword though
Have to get three here
I don't know what to get
get up off east east jumping off east are we supposed to take an eagle out of
there no no no you shut off okay let me go go love love fuck I fell down a
Oh
Oh fuck
Oh
There's another watch outside. I can see a tail
Just
Guys
Where you guys at okay, I'm looking at you
He's quick. He's a quick little bugger.
Okay. Alright. Ready? Okay.
Alright. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Thank you for your turn, thank you for-
I'm dead. No, I'm alive.
I need a fucking level brother I'm in I'm in gentlemen I'm in I'm in I'm fucking yeah three
right
I don't know the fire dogs on the fire dogs. We go back outside. Come on. Oh my god so many levels. Let's go. Okay. I'm back
I'm right over here
I'm back. I'm strong. I'm talking about these by the fucking skin about a whole you be with us
Someone said go up. Oh my god. Oh
I'm worried. I'm worried now
Use...
The Talisman?
I forgot, the Talisman?
Yeah, they're all saying,
Oh my god, we missed the Talisman.
Yeah, we have to go fuck with Cloak, we have to go get it.
Yeah, too?
What?
Okay, let's go back, let's go back.
There's a...
During that, like, boss thing,
you can run off into Talisman.
That's really, really fucking good.
That's fine, that's fine.
We'll just make haste, make haste,
we'll kill the two bosses, they're easy,
they're super easy.
Let's get the Talisman,
and then we'll go right back.
What's up, bitch?
Right through the tunnel, right through the tunnel.
Oh
Oh my god, we are so fucked
go go go go go go
i don't know this guy oh
no no we don't have time
oh sorry
sorry there's a dog on the tree
look we kill that one
maybe we might be able to hit something
while we're doing it how do we even use that thing
this is so passive wait we're gonna have to kill
yeah that's fine there's a fire dog it's on
no it's literally on the tree
you see it
I'm saying there's a there's a fire dog in the final zone. Oh wait, it disappears there
much. Oh, it's gone. I gotta get a different spot. Alright, there we go. There we go. Oh
Okay
our neighborhood
Food, God counters me
Level up thing, level up thing right here
Gotta go right, gotta go, HIT THAT GO RIGHT, HIT THAT GO RIGHT
of
a level up to see what we can be a dare
14. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we're good.
I don't see another person.
I'm a victim. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm here to have you peanut
Boss is coming through here we go
guys is the hard one is the hard one is the hard one lock in lock
That's a good start, good start.
I'm not going to be anywhere near as hard as the other bosses I just fought, so...
Oh, bitch!
You're doing your cool over me!
I'm gonna use my old really here just to fucking cuz we could just melt
Believe you got this
I can't dodge this guy. I can't dodge this guy. It's okay. I can't dodge this guy.
I'll get you, I'll get you, I'll get you.
I'm with this, I'm with this, I'm okay.
See, it's not, I'm going for him.
We gotta start up with some damage boys. Oh boy. He's getting juked me a little bit there.
You know you got him right there. I should have ran up. I'm dumb. I blew that I blew that I'm up and off.
The Swords the Swords
I'm breaking these ones
I'm watching, I'm already dead, it's over, I'm dead, let's get B-bonded
Oh, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, can I have two? I have no choice, I have no choice
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I don't even see my health bar
I think he's my ulti, man, I think they need it
I got this right here
Oh, fuck
Nice shot, nice shot, nice shot
Nice shot
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Fuck my ass.
Who? Who?
Did it?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
all right
it's good we're doing good
okay wait
okay nice holy shit
we can't level right now right?
uh you can't
wait
can you see the next zone here again?
are you going over this?
that's a semen yeah
guys are we playing hot gentlemen?
dude we just got pounded
for nine hours and you want to play hot
gentlemen yes yes I do you should have to but I was pretty low on man I guess I
was using it you know I'm saying well no where's the leveling thing
I still have a 14 shit as we play hot you know not focus up focus up man come
on you want to feel that heartbreak you want to feel that you want to feel that
heartbreak again
I'm assuming the room there is a shop on the left is a shop here oh oh oh oh
I need to fix my sword up I don't think I can yeah if you guys if you guys can buy
any starlight shards you drop me something I can't buy anything I use
everything on my level check at this I don't think I can level my shit up dude
is it takes what once when they take the level up can okay I can get you some
starlight charts yeah I'll bite you how do I drop them so my friend thinks I
shouldn't buy you shit okay I already bought it start then what
I like the d-pad down and then press X
You're welcome you're welcome you owe me fucking you owe me a lot. I got you
Steadily restores HP for a time
Turtle necks boost stamina recovery
Should I buy two turtle necks
Okay, so I'll let you know the final this final
What's up, okay
Gentlemen what
I know you just said but are we winning this are we fucking we clocking out right here
you have a sound like you're clocking out right now brah
look how I'm smoking bro
it's so simple
by the way this DLC has four bosses the main game has ten
we haven't beat it once
what the fuck does your character look like brah
character looks like a
I don't know man
I
Right, let's go
Oh, yeah, nobody looks like it's looks like okay. Thanks boss. I'll be sevens. That's what we are
But GF
You know focus up man, I don't know what
I mean I just ran through a Molotov right back there
Yeah, that's what I'm smoking right now you fuck
Dodger feet and there's a lot there's a lot of ads like a lot easy, bro. No problem
I'm locked in locked in you lock in look at your stand up. Let's go. I'm locked in I am locked in
I'm locked in. Pena you don't see me have something for me. I have nothing for you. Do you have any runes?
I have 875. I have 36,000. Locked in. Is that the top right? Is that the top right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
can you get us some healing stones yeah this thing I can't do that on your shot
healing stones the fuck are those I have the warming stone yeah yeah yeah that
would not temporary I have the opaline hard tier that I can get for 25k as well
Are the other things the bottom whatever you want so to get so the bottom ones are personal is that the top one?
Literally you drop an a b and it heals on the ground
Okay, she want both of those
Yeah
Okay, you guys both want them yeah, I'll drop it. I would like one
I'm not gonna remember so both you guys take them take your drop off
I don't need heels. I don't get it dude
To the main red body, and then the other guys are all white
Does anybody need a flowing curved sword
What is it does any slice passive stats on it. Yeah, what's the passive stats?
Successful attacks the gate damage plus 60% I want
I
Was you ask
Guys, how am I still getting my swords? Oh, you know what? Oh, I just use something back. So here we go. Let's do this
I have a defense up
I'm testing I don't think I'm supposed to have this these swords anymore. No, no, it's a passive probably it's a passive
It has the handship a lot of guys listen. I just use one of my big cool down
Let's go
That's OP everyone's saying is OP for me
The sword is OP for you. Yes
How might we guys
We guys wait then what is the hand symbol made
There's an item in your inventory spawning the stories around you
Yeah, it's the thorn web, but it's it has the hands of which I always thought me you may admit you have to have it your hand
That's what that means. I mean you're secondary. Yeah, so it's technically in your hand. Oh
My turtleneck
Turtleneck peanut my turtleneck. Are you want that story? It's got it's got it's got it's over
Oh
Well, I'm steaming, I can use my other ability and not take damage, okay.
Or not get, like, staggered.
What are we doing?
Ready?
We're going in.
We're going in.
Okay.
Fuck it.
Guys, we are not losing this.
I'm telling you, I want you to activate every synapse in your brain.
nine of them coaxies we have to look at it right here right now my turtleneck
holy shit that's pretty windy okay yeah three of us was going on with the
fx peanut there is see him on the left side he's like pretending to push on
there. He's like way over there in the left. Okay. I am not
pretending to push. I'm helping the team open the door. I
have five K on poly market of them dying in the first 60
seconds. Not disagree. Disagree. Hard disagree. There are
poly markets for this type of shit. I don't think I don't
poly market does like anything. I doubt it's like this on the
fly, right? I don't know. They'd be given like they can't like
Anthony Joshua like a chain. They get the same thing for
like another fighter. I don't know what that means.
We just stand here for 60 seconds to make sure you lose the money.
Go for the red guy first, or?
Yeah, red guy. You know what to do? You don't see him right away.
You won't see him right away.
I'm here to help you.
Yes!
Oh, shit!
Oh, good idea. I feel like that's kind of like what they did.
I need to be holy right now.
Okay, alright, I'm already dead.
How is anything possible?
Here's the tip of that thing!
A-D-D-U?
I
Want
It's right try you the holy
I
Just take my time I can try and die like take extra damage there and good
Well, honestly, my other board is kind of cool, so I'm just going to use the whole...
Yeah, it's way better anyway.
LT for next boss, well, LT for the red guy.
Alright, this is just three white ones.
Oh my...
RRRR!
RRRRRR!
Let's have that board a little bit better.
Yeah, look at that!
Nice.
It was not working better.
Is this the real one?
She's fine, what do I do?
Oh my god, three on me. I could even escape.
You're lucky. You're lucky. You're lucky.
Why are you coming for me? No, come on, come on. Give me a fucking break please.
No, come on. Oh my god, I'm so late.
Are you done?
You're gonna be a good
I got him I'm a son of a little bit
No, it's not anything like it's supposed to
And you're fucked up
I don't know what's going on, they're fucking my ass, they're fucking my ass, Koji.
Activating body on command!
Oh fuck.
Oh my gosh, I'm down for one, folksy.
This is kind of tough.
I don't even know how we're doing any damage, just because everyone takes damage.
I mean, you can't beat those people.
I mean, if you can't beat them, see if you can't get past them.
Yeah, why?
I mean, if you can't beat them, see if you can't get past them.
Oh my god.
Try to live, try to live.
Try to live like one left, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, what am I getting hit by?
I
Should combo to death. Oh, that was the red one. I think yeah, dude these bosses are something else
Oh
Man
I'm not sure what we can do.
Okay, so what would we kill?
What would we kill?
We want to kill the main guy.
But if we kill the other guys,
and the main guy gets damaged.
No!
Okay.
So we should kill whoever we can.
Yeah, because
if we kill them,
then the big bitch responds.
We kill them and they're dead for a bit.
I'm telling you I just like I couldn't do anything. I
I even prioritize dodging but the I've been pressed the button. It was there's just not enough time
You know that I just would not work. I
Would dodge I just get damn it's mid dodge
Which I didn't even know was possible
Yeah, I feel that it was a tough fight dude. That was a real tough fight
the pain dude you did all of that seven and a half hours nothing twice yeah but
now we know now that we got there you know how to get there again
You know me. You hear me right now. You hear me. Right now.
So now we know what to do.
What if...
one more time
speak up cloaks you let him know man
i don't know you gotta like school to power some shit you know me
Take five steps back and fuck your own face and die.
I'm not doing it again right now.
Fuck you.
I think that means like he's not sure yet.
He's thinking about it.
Guys, hold up.
Before we even say it in the house, I'm going to look at this.
Elden Ring, Night Rain, characters.
Right?
Should we all use S tier's?
Look at this S tier iron eye the literal first one
The first one mentioned in the S tier the bow guy
Why don't we all run the bow guy
I'm telling you, one of all the
realty guys, it's this iron eye
undertaker and Raider are all the
S tier. That's what it says.
That's our, that's our comp.
That's our comp.
Is that an S tier comp?
Hold up, let's see. Elden ring
S tier comp.
That's good. That's good. That's good. We're getting into like, wow shit. You know what I'm saying?
Like, where's the RMP in Elden Ring? You know what I mean?
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
Honestly, where's the RMP in Elden Ring? That's what we need.
Iron Eye again!
Again!
So, Pina, answer me this question.
I don't know.
Riddle him this, man.
Who the fuck is Dutchess?
Who the fuck is the Cluj?
Oh, that's boring.
Look up a different one.
That's true, you did go down pretty quick in that fight. You're like a ranged guy, you know what I mean?
the wall again. Dude. It was a
I or not. I may be looking at
the floor. But you know what I
have that is? S tier. What?
S tier. Determination. That's
what I have. That's what I
have. An S tier. Determination.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. And let me ask you gentlemen, do you? Because I say I ain't
hear no damn bell. But I'm hearing you guys hear that bell ring it. Actually there's
actually a bell ringing right now. I don't know if you guys heard that. Do we hear the
bell? I'm not quite sure, sir. I hear the bell. I'm not sure. I'm not sure I hear the
I don't know what to do about it.
Um, it's not that another bell.
It's not that another bell.
I didn't know. I didn't hear no fucking bell.
I didn't know fucking bell.
I don't want to think about what we did today. I don't want to think about what we did today.
I don't want to think about what we did today.
He's sad.
He made me very sad.
He's going to sleep over this shit, man.
This game is just too hard.
I did play.
Guys, guys, it is really, listen, I get it.
There's people in the chat. Oh, you guys just suck.
That's what everybody think about this for a second.
It is literally our job to play video games.
Somebody's been doing this for 500 years.
All right?
And we can't beat this.
After two full days of trying.
Now listen, I know you guys, oh, you guys suck.
But just think about that for a second.
Just think about that for like five seconds.
That is too odd!
That is too odd!
Too odd!
What?
I mean, to be fair, if there was any sort of shooting in this game, you know, outside of the boat, like, give me a fucking revolver, we'd be beating ass, right?
Say, you give me an AK-47? Put me on your side?
I'm playing the bomb and beat this boss. Should say that right now.
13-0. On the B.
You know what's up?
On the B. On the B.
It's a real deal. On job.
That's too much. Catch me on Dust 2.
Catch me on Dust 2.
Catch me on Dust 2. I'll get to that.
Yeah, catch me riding dirty.
Hmm?
I don't think that's a good thing. That's probably not us.
Wait, what?
Try it too.
Yeah, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. You're good. You're chill. We're all good.
Okay.
It's an old man term, I think, at this point.
Okay, all right.
They see me rollin'.
They hate it.
Heh heh heh.
All right, should we do it one more time?
Just honestly, the fact that you guys are still here, tell me you guys want to do it one more time.
I'm just going to go ahead ready up at the round table and you guys do whatever you need to do, okay?
You guys do whatever you need to do.
You can't pull this shit.
Yeah, listen, you guys show up tomorrow or just, you know, I'll just work alone.
Guys, I'm just running up the round table and you do whatever you need.
That's what you do.
Do whatever you need to do.
you do whatever you do that's what you do do whatever you need to do but I'm
just got a real sad on my game
what what do you need to do guys
Do whatever you want to do.
Shhh!
Hey listen.
My name is Sir Lance a lot.
One of these bars.
I'm already ready.
Oh my god.
You are not made to fuck.
Apparently I'm supposed to buy relics
and I don't fucking care.
Let's fucking ride!
the
we ball
yeah this is a pinot I don't know if that character's S tier in this comp you know what I mean
anything about changing man? oh excuse me
of this differential, right?
Oh, he's a hunter.
He's a world-of-workout M.M. hunter,
and he's a guy's first.
Ha ha ha ha.
He's a guy's first man.
How is that possible?
We'll be all right.
Peanut's just the type of guy that's like standing
in red circles in an on-board warcraft family.
and yet fire give you a bow it's locked in lock the fuck in i want to hear no
depends on what right is this a church right in front of us no
son p for papa p for papa it is isn't it
and what kind of just stagnant i i thought i was out
we go to this east one right where i'm going
i'm cooking
I was using a holy weapon against the holy mines. I will tell you that
That did happen that did happen show your last game wasn't perfect. I'll have you know last game was not perfect
We're to clear this camp of all the wrong doings that's been going on
I
Found the whole down the shoot
Son of a take that who'll again
You're down an entire game this guy has nothing on me
Oh
You have no power
You have no power here, was it?
The hecky under, was it?
Guys, uh...
Listen, the dogs are... they're pretty scary.
You know what I mean?
They're just running into the dogs.
Yeah, yeah, see that, see that.
I think I'm dead down here.
Let us proceed, gentlemen.
Let us proceed.
Onward we go.
And done.
Let us proceed, gentlemen, let us proceed on where we go and done.
Now we go to the trench.
Can I go to level zero or?
Come on, man, what is fine?
Nothing.
I'll just hit the next little spot.
I
Would there should be a boss out here next to this church as well like that. I remember
How you're not actually one of the best you gotta play it my toes
Play him right. I said if the key where we look at the sentence is going to get a key would fuck you something
You're both using too many words
Activating my ultimate!
Everyone's saying by the way when we hit level 5 from Rush Castle, there's no way this is one of the fucking castles.
Just- oh shit.
Guys, where the hell are you guys?
Wait, does that have to be set on day 2 or no?
If that's the thing, that might be the same.
Yeah, does- we gotta just have to be set on level 7 or no?
Oh, no it's not, no it's not, wait a minute.
Should we watch that for level 5?
I would die like that
Don't you worry. I hate myself
No, what do you mean?
What did you do?
Super!
Super!
Good work, demon!
Spears?
I don't need spears, right?
Spears? I don't know.
I don't know.
Have you got all the suits out here right now?
I
Don't be able to get quickly quickly make a space
Great
Guys, oh my god. We have a sleep. We have a sleep. This is the one. This is the one I've been talking
I know I'm to that 15 times night, but this is actually the one right here
Wait, I didn't know the church but I don't know
I got it. It's in the blood kit for a section. It's in the blood that's asleep. Yeah.
What? Do I have to go get my shit? My runes? Did you die? I died at level one. Yeah, we
killed a decent amount of shit. I mean, you probably miss out on like, I mean, not a lot
Okay, probably make up for it
Don't worry about him now, okay, fuck it
Well
Activating by the ultimate
I got me to this get by here boys right here this game this game and then we go right to sleep camp
It's in the circle. Yeah
We should see how far it was
Okay, I definitely hit the E button a thousand times all right. That's cool. Just go ahead and hit me before I get back up and chill
I'm not liking this run so far. I've loved it. It's right. I'm taking ideas of the line. This is the one boys
Up so sir
We're going to wait
We should watch him, we should watch him.
It's the one up top.
Oh, oh, you're watching, you drop my goodies!
Hey, move, move, move, move, move!
There was a big motherfucker behind us.
One more time.
This guy is Starstruck, bro.
Oh. What the hell?
I was very confused for a second.
We're making good time, we're making good time, gentlemen, very good time.
I think it died.
Hey, this move thing, this move thing,
launch it with a catch on.
Hey, yeah!
This is the same thing, this is the same thing.
We go right here.
Yes, in the bottom four.
In the poop, come on, in the poop, come on.
Over here, over here.
Are you boys gonna get my head?
Oh, yeah.
Should we kill these guys with red checks, please?
Are they running through?
I want to get to the other turret, that's a big thing there.
I'm gonna kill these guys with my speed, I'll be back.
Good one.
I'm going with the point.
Great axe.
Actually, that's probably really good.
I'll ask Chad though.
Oh, I got a sleeper!
I got a sleeper!
This is the one! This is it! This is the one! I'm not even talking boys!
This is my first sleepwalk ever on this channel.
Coachy, coachy, I need to hit, I need to hit um, I need to hit uh, uh, a cave.
I need to be the second.
Yeah, I just got a sleeping bag as well.
Or do I dual wield?
I'll level up. Where's the level up thing down here? Okay, yeah.
Oh, I'll pick up the level up. It's fine, fine, I'll level up.
Where'd you guys go? You jumped, right?
I
Shit wait, where do I go? I'm in the circle. Oh fuck
Run through where the church of the cave run through the upstairs. Yeah. Yeah
Was church that came to see
what is that?
what is that?
another 7 of those 7?
who's that?
where have they been there?
looks like they've seen that 7 of those
Which we could have this thing right here for a bunch of spuggies
Oh boys, let's kill these things in for spuggies
Activating my own command
They talk about two handing this axe right not do a building
Okay, my YLT got you
Oh my god, we're cooking, we are cooking so hard, we are cooking so hard right now.
Guess this?
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking!
Uh huh.
Improved negation at low HP is kind of insane though, alright?
Go on.
I don't know if I should use that those what that weapon or or dual day or what you guys
got to let me know what's going on there for my best shit and I love a lot of fuck
I'm just lovin' up shit.
Church's right here?
We are making incredible time.
We are making incredible time right now.
Yeah!
Do I just two hand this?
We hit this, we hit this cave right here.
It's usually in the church.
Unless you guys don't want to, I'm the only one that needs help with my thing.
But he was, but he was.
I'm going all the way up.
Blue blood, you're starting weapon and off hand?
I can't even level yet.
you're starting weapon and off-hand
can't even level yet this is the boss this is the boss this much
chat year in a duel starting weapon off-hand oh shit or do or two in this
I
Got me say it got him. Are you always what the fuck is my guy do it?
Use the red eyes
Use the red axe as a two-hand or use or dual wield it. You know I'm saying yes. Yeah, give me specific these breath
One hand the red eyes I got this living show. Is it not like it's red bean use red axe stand
I think we are making it crudgeless time, it crudgeless time.
It's not there.
What the fuck?
Do you guys see an uptake anywhere?
Nope.
Are they marked on the map at all?
There we go.
Let's get some paint attention, sir.
I'm worried about the fucking weapons too much.
Oh, you got it, Casper.
Anyone else?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
weapons too much
oh you got it Casper, oh yeah, I'll just upgrade next time
hope you have the next one
BGD2
nice
work work
maybe this over my default weapon
just 3
I
Fuck oh dude, I might die. Oh, no, we're good. I don't know. It's not turning that quick
Oh, man, this fucking zone shit pisses me off, dude
So I know I'm gonna get lost one of these days. I just died
With the life work life with no reaction life with no reaction, all right
I
Oh
My okay, they just suck it
Well, he's breathing on me and I died I'm gonna hold probably when I get up so we get damaged loose
Holding
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the game and see what
Okay, I got that, alright?
Cool, cool, cool, cool, that's chill, that's chill, that's chill.
Very chill, very chill, very cool, very chill.
like double proc too.
That's good.
100% this is the one right here.
This shit.
This is our moment.
Wait, so you guys are saying don't do this?
You guys are saying...
Don't do what?
What?
What is my character ability?
That's just L2?
Or is that the one like,
they talk about the left side of my other old...
Oh yeah, that's the one
for taking so much damage that's right they told me about it uh
enhances counter attacks unique the thrusting weapons like if the enemy has a
thrusting weapon which are the final boss does
castle
level nine
I know there's a boss next to us but I still think we do.
Castle. Do your right to castle, right to castle, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Should we kill everybody in the middle part, go level up, then kill the bosses, or no?
Uh, I think we just kill everything in the middle, men, like the power.
Next time if it pulls north then we can kill all the bosses.
Oh, got your horse, what you got your horse?
Oh, I found the guy, I'm waiting by the limit, oh my god, oh my god, this is the road, this
is it, this is the one, this is the one, this is the one, this is the one, we, we, we,
Or is there a way to miss something I miss boss, huh?
We go right here. We go right here. There's a bunches. Oh
Just this one again was quick and easy quick easy
Fuck you Sam, fuck you Sam!
We're crazy, what the fuck?!
And now I know what to do anymore, I should keep this sleep mode with less damage.
Oh fuck.
Oh.
I think we did three here.
I need to do that fuck we went for now but sleeper box when you got it
tell you tricks and damage that's only a good idea
I
I thought that guy...
That be Hoosie-Doozie?
It improves holy damage negation, so I do that for the thing?
The boss is a holy damage, right?
The boss is holy damage.
I think you can take this first, dude.
That's actually gonna work really good if that was...
That passive has to use that
holy damage to geyser
he's still dead
damn it dude, i keep accidentally hitting that shit
let's go this guy a little bit
You get to a fucking level up.
Take that, fool!
Oh, good heavens.
Get a level up here to the left.
What the hell is going on?
Get me his eyes!
Come on, come on, come on!
Good work, good work, good work, good work!
Grab his dingle, grab his dingle!
Oh, no dingle, no dingle! I repeat, no dingle! Code red!
There's a lead.
I'm gonna prove attack out at low HP.
Set him in my first one.
Activating my old cabin!
He's taking him, taking him!
I
Know very
Last time we did
Everyone's saying skip the boss why?
I know they're all they're all saying skip it
But try it
Come on guys.
Will you smoke and crack?
They're saying level up first.
Wait wait wait wait. Let's rock down the thing and we'll level up and click. Right here?
That's why you have an idea. We don't wanna risk it.
Let's rock down and level up and click.
I
Drop anything. I was moving to move every the catcher. I'm gonna catch him. Yeah, go up. Please don't close these
Yeah, how do you even know what boss it is? I saw it show up
No, there's a there's a sort weapon over here that improves range weapons attacks
Do we say there's something over there where it says improves range weapon attacks
Where we kill the where we just kill that night say it's a whip
I'm dead
You're the fucking bow guy chill out for a second
That's a good thing to know about.
I saw a bad one.
Using my ulti so that we get some more damage.
This guy's beating my gig. Oh my goodness.
But not this guy. Not this guy, boys. It's how we die.
I don't expect that.
Hey, hey, hey.
Nice.
Where's the second phase at?
Where's the second phase at?
I'm not sure.
Over what though?
Hi, first time.
weapons we can't kill drop it right now that I may
okay she says your other I said what should I be do should I just keep this
one still chat two in okay all right two hand wheel oh we go to this camp right
Yeah, yeah come help me kill this night go go go go good
Are you trying to go I should grab that actually no biggie. No biggie. Oh, I didn't level up fuck
Yeah, I'm first level up
I'm like 90% sure my buglet is not know what's going on this time
because I never know what is the best one to achieve at this very very game that I knew exactly which one is not to do it
and all of them said that
I think I've been getting fooled this entire time
I think I've been getting fooled
Oh
That was a motion I was a certain no pick
Certain there's a whip right here that increase range weapon attack damage by 14%
Was that was that?
Go go go go go go
Uh you might not have time to hit it bro.
Where's it where's it where's it where's it?
It's up top, look at these.
Let's go upstairs.
We'll be totally nice.
Yeah, go up the stairs, go up the stairs and jump up right up there.
You can't make that.
Maybe you can actually.
I'm sure you hope so.
Got it got it got it got it got it got it.
Nice.
I wish we got one of those hooded characters in this run, but I don't know if I didn't look around for it.
I looked around a bit, but didn't see it, so.
There's Iron Eye in Elden Ring Nitrain.
He ain't done it, he's successive.
Using Successive Attacks with Iron Eye Standard Bow Attacks is generally ineffective.
Can't both trunks have a very slow build-up rate for these effects.
Wait, do you have a consistent attacks? I use that. Is it good?
Wait, she says it's a good attack? I'm not saying that she says it's a good attack.
Yeah, yeah. I'm a bagger build right now, if that's what you're saying.
Wait, wait, you take it then. Fuck you.
Here you are, Sam.
Okay, hold on to it, okay.
You are concerned, there you are concerned.
Wait, that's great.
Wait, what?
Oh, it's hoping it's good for me.
Then my dream for stolen.
My dream for stolen.
He took the water.
Is that my red shit?
He took the water and the trees.
He's on a ride back list.
I
How do I get rid of that sword the summit fuck you guys that's how that's how
Oh
Chainsaw no fuck out of this
Holy shit, that was crazy
I'm gonna hit my ulti right now.
Hit an ulti?
Is that me?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm okay.
Okay. Alright so I'm gonna go ahead and die.
I mean I thought you guys were coming.
He is coming.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
I'm left out of that one.
I'm not a good player though.
Whatcha doing now?
How?
I just got one tap, how?
I got you, I got you, I got you.
How about a cow?
Fuck.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Did you help us?
Yeah.
Oh!
That was a tremendous fucking...
I said, get up, get up, get up, get up.
Let's go.
I actually need to run right here.
Holy shit, holy shit.
This might actually be the ride.
Three?
Or one.
Oh, guys, this is really the run! This is really it! I think we're gonna win! I think
we're gonna win! We're gonna win! We're gonna win! Three most friends that anyone could
have for the three big friends that anyone could have okay do you want gargoyles twin blade
everybody's telling me that I got a gargoyle in your blade hell oh wait they want the wait
you want me to give magma whip to summit even though it's just improved rage weapon attacks
But 14% even though it literally says a great weapon attack 14%
It's the first time I've ever been level 15 right here
Is it you know the magma sword oh
You're gonna grab a turtle next hey, hey, hey you hey you hey hey
Hey, this is better than whatever the shit you got
Zed I could buy a shot I could buy a starlight charge if you want him
So first look at the weapon I just gave you and then see if it's better than your weapon
Really a magma warm scale sword
Taxi golden shockwave. I don't know last shot
Okay
It's not better, but it's pretty cool though. Ha
They cheese don't take it like as a double hand
No, I don't think so right now. I'm pretty filled on weapons. I think I'm okay. Wait, should I should I off hand that?
Slot it slotted a chat saying I should slotted wait
And then go ahead your other thing wait something tell me to give you this too
Hold on wait, have you tried fucking my ass? Do I get rid of the rotten rotten great ax now?
Actually, because it's like inflicts sleep who gives a fuck about sleep right now, right?
wait wait what super we need that's what the boss we do what the hell are you
crazy boss this boss is weak to sleep you would say I got it who do you see by
now we need to see that oh it's a fuck of golden shockwave is brother you guys
any charts is that spitting so the regular one a really good one is that the one that
goes from regular to blue or blue to purple the first one okay I think I'm gonna buy one
these cool ones might use a crimson bubbler bruh
whatever you out whatever you out you just pop this one of it like later on like even
if it's like 20 minutes and now it'll it'll it'll fucking like do shit who what
fuck you closeie I mean something I release you from your mental hold
You can get through this
Take it easy
Slanders fucking
Slamy pussy of death. They fucking take that. How do you like that? Oh cool swords close you whoo, you think you're so cool, don't you?
Check this out
I'm putting the droppie in the ass blaster, whatever.
Ass blaster.
Ass blaster, hold on, I want the ass blaster.
You can have the ass blaster.
I got it.
You can have the ass blaster.
Ah!
I'm just kidding, you can have it.
Sorry.
I can prove guard counters.
What's that?
Um...
They said use the special.
Yeah, but I already have like, I already got this guy, dude.
You know what I'm saying? Like look at this thing.
I'm trying to get blood for my last victim. I'm gonna keep this.
My chat versus your chat. My chat says no.
Alright.
That is a cool stun though. Maybe you use it.
Let's roll boys. We're waiting here for sitting in a temple of fucking trees and shit man.
Let's go time.
They're saying the wheelchair you're using is slow.
Oh no shit it's slow.
These guys have been fucking with me this whole time.
I don't think these fuckers know what they're talking about.
I'm telling you good.
I think these guys have been tricking me the whole time.
I think these guys have been fooling me.
I'm supposed to do it like this.
Look at how badass I look.
You literally are a fury warrior.
What the fuck? You're a fire.
Yeah, it's crazy.
now to end the video okay gotcha get over here what over here oh cuz that
shit has a hand that's why chat it's got the fucking hand smart smart guys
we're walking in right here right now we are not losing this boss we've been
We're playing this game for 8 hours, 22 minutes, and 10 seconds.
This, everything we have done is led to this one moment!
To this one moment!
Can we seize it?
Can we seize it?
We're about to be peaceful as ass, man.
We're level 15.
Yeah, we're fucking strong, bro.
Yeah, arm.
The first game we played, we were level 7.
I don't even... How do you change my... How do you change the items?
I go down on the deep end?
My up there at my up ones gotta go down your deep ad has to be down a deep bad
Okay
I have a warming stone. I got some turtlenecks. You know I'm saying pickled form. I'm ready to go
All right. All right
All right, let's ride
No mercy no you think you're either telling me to tell you if someone's asleep don't make it up
What was that mean?
When we put them to sleep, you don't want to wake it up, you want to back stab them.
Oh, like the critical thing?
Yeah, correct.
Get lucky, lucky, lucky!
Damn!
If you see someone asleep, you know, this yellow super shot.
Shit!
Super shot!
Super shot!
Super son! Super son!
Take no piss, we don't have to take any business.
We don't have to take any business, gentlemen. Don't piss.
This is going to be a generational throw. Do not spam roll.
Wait, what? Okay, now they're fucking around now.
Now they're just fucking me. Now they're just trying to fuck my ass.
I'm gonna drink the potion right now, I'm gonna drink the potion right now.
Here we go, I'm gonna drink the potion.
I'm gonna see it for later, actually.
Okay, but yeah, once we've put it in once, once we've put it in once, then...
Okay.
Do you know what's what?
I'm fucking up, I'm fucking around.
I got scared back there.
I haven't killed anyone yet.
I got you pretty low.
I have to get one, so...
Got one.
This is bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna fucking hurt.
I'm ulting.
What now?
that's fucking nuts. Cut us check please. Thank you.
Thank you.
that's not good. That's not good at all. That's a red one too.
There's no way! I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. You have to stay
in it. Of course, don't you. I'm coming. I got him.
I get him, I get him. Dodge.
You got him, you got him, okay?
Yes.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
He's watching me, he's watching me.
He's watching me.
Did you see you?
Did you see my pot?
Did you see my pot?
Okay.
What, right?
Dude, the shit is, I'm dead.
Again, did the red person's on you?
I don't know how you lifted that.
I want to fight the other boss again those like the blood this bitch is crazy
I'm dead. My thing didn't work. I only found a $25,000 potion and it didn't even do shit.
No, dude, the red one saw me again. I'm dead.
Oh my god, I lived, I lived, I lived, I lived, I lived.
I'm trying to run from red person.
Oh my god. I have red bitch on me still dude.
there man I have no heels I have no heels try to live try to live yeah dude she's still
just sitting on me brother
you said okay i'm sorry
Oh my god, bro. I'm deep. I'm massively deep. I might have to ult on peanut.
You have one on you. Nice. I'm going to try to get an ult here. I don't have an ult yet.
I don't have an ult yet. I might be actually dead here, bro.
I'm alive. I don't have the ult yet, dude. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
No bro, it's just insane oh
I could have maybe healed with one of my items. Yeah, you're right. I guess but how do I stand still there?
Do that red chick is just way over fucking strong the attack she has is insane. We have to try peanut
We'll actually have an old coming up soon. Oh, the red lady is just ridiculous
You guys set together, set together. Somebody set together, set together
Get to me, get to me. They're coming each other
Yeah, okay
Do you want more, do you do one more call?
Is it here? Or no.
Do you want more call? Do you want more call?
I think this is good.
No, I think this is good.
You might just have to farm your ulti.
I
Have seen
Looking good
I'm going to go back to the
I
Rest there are rest. Yeah, wait, there's one way
I'll be okay on top of my rock, I think I'm okay. Yeah
I died to you, what is that I don't it does it blow up after like a little bit of time
I'm done guys I'm so fucking over this stupid shit
I fucking hate this game. It's too hot.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm getting here for.
How do you beat that? How is that even possible?
I'm telling you, I'm out for one second and...
Oh my goodness. Oh my god. I never made this game.
to be to be to be awarded because it's a great game we haven't played this game
that was so dude he did so good we got him 20% that's our best attempt ever
I don't know it doesn't feel good
I don't think it doesn't feel good
I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate I hate it. I hate this game
I hate this game in a fiery passion. No
We beat it right now we try again. No, no, yes. I'm out. You crazy hold on hold on now
Wait a minute. Hold up. I may be cooking. I could be cooking
What am I?
Just one one time
No, man, we we're not we're doing this to fucking mark
Guys guys, I need everyone to lock it in for tomorrow. I hate this game
How do you choose so much?
Yeah
I don't know
I think that's why he made Elvin make a ring. Yeah, pretty sure
Let me figure out who made this game
Oh wait, who made Elden Ring
John yeah, it's a zaki. Let me tell you where John yeah, it's a zaki can stick it
Let me tell you
Exactly where John yeah, it's a talkie can fucking stick it
I
Asshole
Guys an asshole this guy's a piece of shit
Take that right now
He's probably a cool guy, but you know, he's got problems in this video game
I think yeah, he's my food up. He's got problems his fucking head
Call duty telling people
He shows up in streams like this one and just...
So he goes up.
He's in the chat by right now, jacking his meat.
You're gonna hear him going to where it's supposed to be, this is what you want!
Don't you want to shake my ass?
Fuck you, Johnny and Shizaki!
You can fuck yourself!
You probably can't even fucking beat the game yourself, bro
You know what watch this I watch this it the creative the game to beat it there'd be a video
There will be
John yeah, it's a jockey
beating Elden ring
Night raid
I'll admit that at the beginning of the stream, wait what bullshit you got something to say?
the beginning of the stream. I was kind of hate this game. I was kind of hate this game.
Yeah. And then as a set of time, I started to hate it fucking more. You know what I'm
saying?
Guys, guys, I just, I just got word that Janya Ichizaki said, quote, I beat all the bosses.
Is that what he said?
Yeah.
Yeah, but
Janya Ichizaki said, quote, I beat all the bosses. Let me tell you.
thing though it doesn't count it it doesn't count yeah but what he does is
he just he beats him on their own not in a run you know saying he puts them in
this little lab right a little bit of the best weapons that's why what happened
then fight then fight some 40 times finally beats them and says oh yeah I
I could beat this boss.
Oh yeah, oh yo, I beat all the bosses.
Fuck you, Johnny.
Yeah, John, why is it there a fucking video of you doing it?
Well, like, Johnny is a bitch.
I'll do that right now.
Almost sounds like the same thing.
All set.
Let me listen to the rest of this video.
This guy sounds like an asshole
You should have heard what he just said you should have heard the quote that this guy just read
What did you have the confidence to really give it a try?
There was more guns in this game, we probably do better I'm telling you
Maybe I had a couple characters instead of a magician lady. Maybe I could get like a fucking old West fucking
Yeah, where's the AR-15? All right. Yeah, that's the AR-15 with bullets in view with sleep
Okay, cuz let me tell you what that boss isn't surrounding a fucking B2 bomber with a bunker faster coming right out the pussy oven
I don't think you'd be able to handle that either. That's a good point. That's a good point.
So basically that boss is lucky we're nerfed and we're not even trying.
Yeah boss! Aircraft carrier, nuclear aircraft carrier, boom!
The full force of the United States Marines!
without relics let me listen back in let me listen back in on on what's going on this
time let me listen back in this gotta be something up
four i think solo is probably easier you know what i mean
I didn't even need Raiders best ability so I was holding it back.
People kept saying hey if you punch you take 80% less damage.
I was like yeah, if I fucking punch him he's gonna hit me four times for fucking the same
shit anyways man.
It's a damage bonus
Yeah, but it failed like twice doing that shit
Oh
And I'm pretty sure if you hit a boss of it, it's like an instant stagger right chat
Okay, I'll know that for next time
We should force al-qaeda to play this game for 24 hours
That's torture. It's torture. Yeah
Yeah
Information of a terrorist haven't played this game for 24 hours
You'll start sick like a bird
Maybe followed up with a game
like that
the one where you're a fucking egg
and you have to fucking roll up a fucking map
it's terrible
roll and jump up a fucking map dude
it's the most infuriating shit ever
this game was made before 2001, 9-11
never would have happened
yeah listen
listen
I
Frown I was gonna say enough. That's a shock value
If this torture mechanism was put in place earlier we believe it was many tragedies
Yeah
Son of a bitch
No relics.
Yeah, guys, I encourage all the players to really try and be confident.
Where's the video, bro?
Where's the video?
It was just a guy reading off a thing that he read.
Guys, what about one more, though?
Dude, it is currently five o'clock in the morning.
Yeah, dude.
I see we started 24 hours straight right now.
No bed
So we win this
Nope you're crazy. I gotta go sleep. We could do this tomorrow you shitbag. Yeah. Yeah
Are you a gamer or not a game? Oh
My gosh, what are you for our stream starting right now? We don't go to bed until we went
Do it tomorrow so we get a full night of sleep. Yeah, that's a good one
I like that, because look, think about it.
Think about it like this, okay?
Bodybuilders don't gain muscle while they're in the gym.
They gain it while their body is resting.
It's a completely different subject entirely.
All right, how about this?
What about calculus students?
Do they learn more when they're learning calculus
or when they're sleeping?
No, true, that's another thing.
If you try to rack your brain before a test too much,
you might start to forget some things, right?
At the end of that study session,
but on a good night's sleep,
he'll start to remember all of it again.
Damn right, baby, damn right.
The power of sleep is strong.
But what if you knew nothing?
Would it be better to sleep with a study?
Yeah, sleep ain't doing shit for you if you,
yeah, you should fucking study it.
Exactly, exactly.
What do you mean?
So let us study calculus,
because I've been right here.
We have the up we have we have the blueprint we we formed the blueprint with your guys is two days and
Then today right or whatever
We got the blueprint. We're good. But the time is
I already ended stream I all theft forward I want to die
Yeah, I kind of want to yes
Round table and I'm gonna ready up you guys do whatever you need to do
I don't even think I can go straight to bed where you know where the wife is sleeping
I can't face her yet. I have to probably sleep on the couch for like a good 30 minutes or so
Yeah, that's uh, I don't that's gonna be hard
I'm like that's the first thing i'm gonna
Listen, i'm pretty straightforward. So i'm gonna i'm not gonna beat around the bush. You know, i'm gonna get some flowers first
And then let her know straight away
You know pay we can't do it now because we don't we no longer have the third eyeball open
We're not like TN anymore. We're just fucking Yamcha. You know, I mean that guy's
You already off the floor you already left discord
Ah, he's gone.
It's over.
Oh, that was actually it.
He's gone.
It's over.
Yeah, motherfucker.
We'll do this tomorrow.
I'm trained.
I'm ready.
I'll look at some videos.
Tonight, I'll do some homework.
I know.
You're gonna have a hard time sleeping tonight.
You gonna be okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Knowing that we would get some-
I mean, like, text you, make sure you're all good and stuff, checking on you a little
later.
Can you text me?
Can you text me saying goodnight?
Yeah, of course, dude.
Of course.
Thank you.
Alright motherfuckers, have a good rest of your stream, or go to sleep.
I'll have a good one, seven.
Alright, catch you tomorrow.
Later.
Go to play with Jeff.
Alright, let's get the fuck out of your chip.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Push the stock back on so I can actually have a voice hack on tomorrow.
Close, fucking.
The D's gold is ready, close, no sound.
Uhhh...
I have balls, don't work.
It's not there, that's why it's right there.
I
Guess thank you for chillin thank you for hanging. I appreciate you guys
Deciding to chill out here. I know today was kind of a half stream tomorrow should be normal normal stream, so
Do you want to come through come through? Thanks for chill. Thanks for hanging. Thanks for keeping the chat moving
I don't know where the fuck you guys are going. I'm not gonna lie. Don't know what the fuck you're going
Ah
Uh naughty you're gonna naughty you're gonna chill with naughty my vanilla wafers see the light tomorrow
Ah
Thank you for chill. Thank you for hanging us appreciate you. Sorry. I wasn't super interactive today
We're just like super focused up on that stupid fucking game. So my fault
Hopefully you guys enjoyed the content the raging the annoyances
Hopefully you guys that's so fun
again tomorrow
Targov countershrike this I'm not even sure anything can happen tomorrow. I'm not sure what I feel like playing so
That's gonna have a fun play in CS yesterday
So that might be a little bit of that
But I'll play it by it might be racing. You know, it's kind of a lot of games on the table right now that I don't know if I want to play or not so
Yeah, I guess I'll see you guys in like
11 hours something like that and we'll be chilling again. Good night. Suits well. Have fun with naughty
I'll catch you guys later sending you guys off now. See you dudes
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