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ESEA-IM Match / D1NK (1-0) Week 1 - [2 MINUTE DELAY] !csteam @summit1g !starforge @StarforgeSystems
07-17-2026 · 7h 41m
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Are you guys it was two minutes ago? We're back though. All right, we're still just waiting up six minutes
It's crazy to
Six it was like seven minutes when you guys left two minutes will have gone by and when you get back
It'll still be at seven minutes
The Matrix girl we're my fault when you're in
I don't know. I don't know.
Anyways, now she has waited two
minutes for me to get here. I'm
going to do a little stretch.
You guys might have to wait a
little bit longer, but just sit
tight. You know, just
entertain on another. You guys
are a part of this community
together. You know, some of you
guys against your will. Some of
you guys choose to be here
though. So, you know, be cool
with one another. I'll be back.
You boys hear me?
Yeah
Yeah
Alright
You guys say something
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Yeah, what's your name?
You guys good?
Yeah yeah yeah
How you guys doing? You look good today or what?
Uh, not really even
I'm all even
Maybe, yeah maybe
two that's good we had a good dust match we had a good ancient match ancient yeah
tuned into the ancient slick was blazing themselves so that's a good had to
fucking all though my IGL is gone like I'm rocking that the goof today too
What are you doing?
See this guy holding.
Haha.
It's like the good time.
Summit, what do you think bro?
How are we feeling?
Damn.
Mr.1G can't even reply.
It's crazy.
Anyway.
Are you switching to stream?
Oh yeah.
I'm just gonna go back to stream.
I'm just gonna go back to stream.
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Ugh!
Get a zoo into the desk.
I mean, I'm set, dude.
Low key, dude.
You good?
Yeah, I mean, I got AC open already.
I gotta take a piss, I think.
Where's that open?
In the jail, bro.
See, I was gonna come in and be like, yo.
We got Aaron and Tomsek behind me, you know?
I got an audience today, might be other people behind me.
Yeah, we'll see. Like, dude, it's like perfectly in the mirror.
Yeah, it is. It's like, you see it right there?
Yeah.
Luz. Luz, you can't even say hi to me, bro.
I just got here, bitch.
I can like you just got here goofy. Yes, let's go back to my PC. I
Yeah, I forgot. Yo, I play one match and it was fucking horrible. You forgot to do your chores. I forgot you're yeah
This is record you six but you're here. Oh, I don't fuck you post me
You know, like this I'm literally locked in like this the whole game to so
It feels good man, it feels good.
Gonna crack out on caffeine for like one, two games, and then I need another.
Get down level.
Alright.
Yeah, you just gotta do Adderall at that point.
Summon, how we feel about you?
You didn't even say hi to me, son.
Dude, I need Adderall.
I got him good good to put a delay on that shit when you got here damn
That I think there's a new way to
So like do it without stopping your strength, yeah, I heard about a chat song about it today
I want to kind of fiddle with it. Oh, no shit
Yeah
Yeah, I think Flam did that stall on this train.
Yeah, Chad was telling me what he uses, so I'll take a look at it tonight and see if
I can make this a little smoother from moving forward.
Yeah.
I'll, um, you know, next Tuesday we kind of got a decent match, I have some free time
this week. I tried to pod. I tried to keep some. Guys, I know I'm, I apologize.
I did not.
I did not.
We're slowly moving.
I know, I've seen coming back summit.
Yeah, as long as we're, as long as we're slowly getting strats completed and putting maps together,
that's really what matters throughout the season.
Yeah, I know.
We just gotta be prepared for the playoffs.
Yeah, yep, yeah that's the goal dude and I think we'll keep playing, putting the time
in.
Go see the new faces season starting in a month?
In one month?
I think so.
They're resetting ranks?
I think this is where some shit is going.
Yeah, if you'd look they tweeted today saying they're not gonna not a crazy like last time
Yes, that's a soft dealer reset
I'm back to the narrative. I need to get my challenger back for the seasonings
What's challenger
28 above me so I took a challenger's top one. Okay. Yeah, yeah, so 26 18
There you go, Slick. But back at 2.
I don't know how you guys gain and gain and gain.
I feel like I'll start to gain and I'll be doing OK.
But it's like people will be like...
I feel like a lot of people will probably be low key,
like cause of cheating with the whole StreamSniper bullshit.
Do you believe in the StreamSniper?
I don't believe it.
Like I said, I'm pretty buzzing, so I'm going to be very honest tonight.
So, I apologize.
There was a game last night we played out of there.
The guy, as soon as we got in the game, he said,
1G in the chat, I'm like.
Yeah, you'd never know.
Like somebody, he's seen it, bro.
Guys, let's see here.
Well, it looks like I'm banning.
They played a new best last match.
Yeah, I'll ban new.
I'll play smart.
So if I'm keeping 100, I don't think that many people
see the stream side.
See, Bluestis hasn't played enough, he bought us a...
So it doesn't count.
I don't think it's like, played.
I think it'll be like, one guy on a team not saying anything to anybody about it.
Yeah, it's like something to be real, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
To be real.
It's like some reason other streamers put the delay on.
Yeah, I mean, it's not for fun.
Yeah, like, if you look at like, Fruit Cup stuff, like, they kind of delay, like...
No.
Um, they usually do like, a second delay with a pug.
Yeah.
Counter-Strike, we used to not put our cameras over our mini-maps.
That's a thing that had to happen due to stream sniping.
We used to have our cameras over the chat or something like that, or just above.
Fuck, what do I do here?
Uh, and...
They're cash, bro.
They're over us on cash.
We can wipe these guys on dust.
It's like a few games where I thank you for a stream sniping and I'll make a play
Now wait and I'll act if they're dream sniping
There's like a play we fucks me
Like I'm gonna one me one or some shit and I would like be sitting a main and they just like won't look at me at all
I don't know dude
See this is all just a game. We're like naturally. There's gonna be like crazy time
And then you're gonna get fucked you're like why it's just so easy to play it
Well, they're not playing with their 2600 guy
That was 2600 and their subs oh
They might mean no the only sub they have on there is the 1740 guy changed and they had more
You might be rostered right maybe you're fresh. We'll see right now
So as it's probably gonna play
Well, they do it with yeah craze you're talking about
Yeah, he's not there no sir
All right, I need to turn my left cam off. Let's
take my glasses off so I can actually play the game. I walked up already a little earlier.
You're welcome. I expected the game.
I've got to go in.
Okay, I might need to attack for all this.
So if you're on...
or any game, can you...
I
Mean you can join that it's like a surround back down for sure. Yeah, the spectating game. That's normally what I do
I didn't know if there was like a coach thing or something. Oh, yeah, just oh, yeah, they reset the circuit
Oh, did I reset the Dallas?
They're gonna reset you down there because I didn't want to give Dallas
It's better for you to have one time to cry. Yeah, I do want to cry
Hey, bro, this is bigger than better than 200 ping
But I'm high ping I like 70 right now
It's the best honestly can you move the camera since you have the last 60 things the best thing yeah, I don't mind like
5060 sound dude, 80?
Yeah, 100%
Yeah, it's clean
I think I might close up
Trying to get my headset
Shit dude, I'm on this goofy ass contract
No shot
Can you grab my paper towels?
In his mouth
You there?
Yup
Right here bro
I'm in my mouse pad
Nothing new right?
Good luck boys.
Thank you.
We have seven minutes anyways. I'm gonna take a piss.
Set my shit up.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
What?
That's a B01. The whole season's gonna be B01 chat, except for playoffs.
I don't actually know how playoffs works.
I've had a long time.
Here's a cell gas lift. These are 1700 gas, and you might not really be considering it.
So I'm gonna have better than that. Thanks. Portray.
Oops, I'm so bad at it.
I can't take it off now.
Every front of that door.
No stress for the game.
I'm gonna share it.
every opper is in warmup circle right now fucking warm it up
every like three angles
of
so
up
and so much is pro-popics
this much
of
of
the seventeen hundred doesn't seem like something
Do you not waste spills?
What do you mean?
Shit.
I think so.
Audio.
I need a carry boys just keep it in the box being transparent with you guys
You understand that or no?
Huh?
What's that next thing?
Let's see if it's gonna make it.
You ready?
Yeah, pre-R.
I'm gonna get off and stay with him.
Yeah, I mean like I'm getting no, I'm getting no frame loss, so I'm here, and I'm at this.
This is Dallas too, right?
Nope, never.
I
Wanted to us, but then I didn't want to hear you complain, so
Actually wasn't going to
Let's go boys.
Let's get up here we go guys.
Like I said, I need to carry guys.
Oh!
They're trolling, right?
I'm not sure, haha.
Maybe a little.
Either way, we good?
I'll carry you guys.
We're in the summit.
Yeah, I'm good.
Alrighty, let's go.
Blues welcome back to our pink
Guys summit by can you play can you play be solo?
Yeah, slick go cat solo Gerald blues come with me. I'm gonna push top mid. We're gonna swing
Top mid
Bait me, okay
Summit solo B, split cat. Yep, you have slicks there
Summit, you need two kills before you die bro.
He's the suicide one, Joe
I don't hear anything long, I think they're B.
He's the stock's two-sided guys.
B
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby
I'm coming back
two one going cat right now Xbox top mid lower mid two top mid one mid
yeah one more one more Xbox case starvator
Nice, they have numbers, they have numbers, they're not the force in there.
Two on Cat.
I'm rotating.
Bomb was, what up?
Dead.
I'm down.
They're on Cat.
Cat, they're on Cat.
Nice boys, that's the most comfortable guys.
Nice, nice job.
See you guys in a couple minutes.
Alright, good start.
with a hundred guys let's uh let's fight long get full cat let's double be
slick flashes long summit or something you're coming along with us we're gonna
smoke doors and then flash all right then we're gonna delay them summit okay
I'll cover in a flash slick.
Walk in here, Bruce.
Walk.
I'm gonna molly deep, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Move in a flash.
Second.
Too close to the wall.
I'm out, guys. One more.
Two more lower. Two more lower.
One is behind you, Bruce.
Bomb.
We got that.
I'm forwarding.
oh this is in tunnels
nice, that's something we know, nice job Tommy
holy fuck, that shit not crisp
sorry, nice moves
yeah, I was holding the angle way too tight
guess what?
I didn't know he was that close
yeah, it's just surprising
flash the shooting line
ok hold on
don't peek immediately
we'll flash it again
take cap maybe and come around
walk walk walk peek again
keep your sights on it
way here yeah probably here I'll be first contact here just lose look at
boost
throwing to the raid
i'm flying to the side
i'm low
one long big pit
flash me Tommy
ready
one more long half-fire
one cat
thanks
I
Should look out a little earlier than that
We're times I knew he was there and I was thinking maybe my guy would hold that fright for me, but he
Okay, okay
This lower pick dude
Unless you want to take that long front spawn it's up to you guys
We go can't I like they can't be I like to get me
go go go just give them long and just smoke them off
you know what i do is just don't pass
i have a lot of
deploy flash by
i'm not sure
yep
one there
where's there?
lower
lower
three three three with bomb
just give me long
That's a sick flash. They double flashed out. Two lower.
I can't, dude. Oh, a flash. I've literally never been flashed on that.
I think before I could peek out and get one of that, that was a bad choice.
If you tilt out and make a five seconds...
Okay, yeah, these guys are gonna be more interesting than we think they are.
We'll see how it goes.
Oh, my God, he flashed me.
Flashed me.
Like
Let's see fall. Let's decide we're in a group is we don't we like sick cat. Yeah, I'm one flash on me
We stay cat. Yeah, yeah, they won't expect it
It's already done. It's on counter.
Let's do that.
Alrighty.
We've given up a couple rounds we shouldn't have, and then we had a close eco.
I could throw a deep molly into B.
Alright guys, I'm just uh...
You're good.
I think he'll take that spawn right there so we shift to toward Long.
So we go to game boys, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
Let's do it.
what's we have five minutes right I'm about the
is it pause?
dot pause dot tag dot tag
call it
just find the tag time out
give me a leave
I think something's wrong with this calm or something
yeah chat um we are aware that the game is like messed up with the fix it
something wrong with the capture card or where it's slotted in the computer or
something like that so sorry that you're not gonna get a really good experience
today on the first stream on a new comp but we'll end up fixing it somehow just
don't know why it's acting like that. We're waiting on four because I think our fifth
is having a computer issue or something I don't know I think raids he's trying to
fix something
oh man
I should have won that cat round I should have killed that guy cat
We're good?
We're live.
15 seconds.
I'm going to smoke tunnels.
Like deep tunnels.
Double-nade this.
Yeah.
Give me a flashlight corner.
Roger that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
one on
okay, got him
he's got flash, he's got
i spoke to that, could be a cat
even let this one for you right here
good
could be a cat
one lower right now
i got flash, so
I
I
Try their be hit
It's on dropping
Good, I got him. I got him. You sure we do have to drop again. I drop again. Yeah, drop him going, please
I don't have any idea what you guys can.
I smoked it as well.
It's an injury.
I'm just smoking.
Grenade!
I did smoke.
Get on the rack.
I'll be your flash hero.
Move!
I can't see any crops.
Flashbang!
Flashbang!
that's the only cross
get me cat
I'm gonna go goose if you're cat
yeah, G here
smoke on site
cat, now!
okay, okay
let's go, let's go, let's go
okay, you're across
we'll be one
Good job, Tommy.
Yeah, bro.
We're running in here.
Yeah, I'm finding them.
Bro, it's like my game's not laggy, then I like turn and it skips.
Oh, are you on windowed?
I've had that before.
Are you on windowed or full screen?
I'm on full screen.
I'm going to flash, flash on.
Flash is long.
Oh, he's there, he's there.
Move, move, move.
Run away so they can hear you footy run.
One still is not here, some pick up E, some pick up E.
Something, go B.
I don't think they're going to go.
I mean, I think there's one lurking there.
There's one lurking.
Alright, kill the lurking.
He's behind me.
Care the cat, I need to be cared.
I'm on the inside.
Let's just keep on going.
He's behind the box.
Could be him, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He had an enemy.
Cat 2.
Cat 2.
I'm playing Goose.
I'm playing Goose.
T suit don't.
T suit T.
Nice.
What?
What?
Two coming up to you.
One more.
Nice.
Nice guys.
No let's fucking go.
He's up in the AK.
Oh fuck.
Alright alright alright.
Alright.
I'm dropping the AK, oh fuck.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Here, uh, I'm trying to watch.
That's how you're going.
I think they're a long hit.
Yeah, I agree. I need a drop, I need a drop, I need a drop.
One more I have a hold if you want to just back off
It actually kind of popped out perfectly in front of them instead of off to his right so
And it's not server it's FPS
anybody seen that ship before no I have to one on FPS and then when I turn it
goes to like
I
So wait through three four four four four four two
Don't know long yet
I
Like real bad at distinguishing when I need to be looking a cat and we're not gonna be assisting long apparently
I should have let my rifle or handle long I'm trying to do too much there
Try to do too much
long off fast let's get back
remember this isn't the killin house anymore
this is your life
do you want to get one instead?
yes sir
left side left side
ah you something
there's no blocking thing we gotta go on
i'll lose
are you going to bump each other 14 times?
shit
left side mid
left side mid still
left side mid still
left side mid still
so
My week on cat
Push just blues last time and it was free
The telegraphing
On outside gas
Walking towards cat right now
I'm just gonna hold it. I have full men. They cannot get mid view. Oh, thank you.
Let's fucking go
My shit was not like this earlier, bro, I literally played DM and I was hitting fucking domes
Hey fucks going on
I suck in pugs, but when it comes to these matches, I wake up
I got a good spawn for
Do you want me to do it?
Here take, take flashes. Can you guys pick up flashes on me? I get smoked with D-Door
late or like that we want to pop or we want to contact that I get there late
wait a second wait a second wait a second wait a second with your team okay
Nice boys!
Good thing somebody gooshed that guy at the door
I just like stuck and shooting at it
I get the late B door smoke
Keep till the same flashes
No presses 4
We're gonna contact it walk here walk here walk here
It's like love this now. We're fucking set
Holding
Why is it on this we've no presence anywhere else on the whole map
All right
wait for it to bloom
miss
miss
firing
hard
see a thing
smothered there, smothered there
fine
I hear a flash window there
flashing into window
I'm playing wide. I summon. You can live.
Nice guys!
I'm bad at all that they got, can we?
A lot of damage needed though.
How do I miss?
I'm all over the board with damage there, so it's good.
We have one spawn, guys.
I'll put the armor back there.
Somebody take Diggle, because I'm a bot.
Blow.
Somebody take Bob.
I like that angle I was holding.
I was holding up right now.
Just like take pop.
I'll throw flashes.
Okay, someone lurk on lower.
Let's take long.
Okay.
You look right when you go out on the, you know, flash off the pillar here.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
good boys that smoke I can't see it site nice let's go let's fucking close this shit man
let me go back to the bar boys please so for mid pick uh somebody somebody smoked my door let's
try to work out here crazy I've ever seen there yeah somebody flashes that fuck it I'm going
I'm going straight up blue guys, I'm literally lagging, I'm going straight blue.
A little liftoff made for the cat, rotate.
Yeah.
I'm going straight blue, I'm full off straight blue.
Cat, pushing!
We're leaving you for a bit.
Okay, let's move.
Let's go across.
Yeah, I saw one go lower. It could be spawned right now. Can you check my top mid?
No, he was CT. Like, 10 seconds ago.
I can't.
Should be on, baby.
We went lower, right?
Yes.
Watch my car.
I just tried to wallbang it.
Where is this guy?
Nice guys let's fucking go let's close the game
Guys if summer hits if summer hits big pick we're gonna go be quick up down up down
Slick and blues come come towards lower
We're gonna hit we're gonna hit if some hits pick we go be quicker if not we get a regress catwalk give long
Walk
I'm trying to get a pick in the B, just hold.
That's what it's meant to be.
Fuck.
We're on a force.
Uh, here, take.
I'm on a molly lowering.
Uh, can we, can we just walk into B? I'll hit the smoke this time, I promise.
I'll throw some flashbangs along.
Yeah, you should throw a mid smoke whenever we do this.
Yeah, be a PS, PS, PS.
I'm on molly, I can't catch him.
Let's do it.
instead of flashes for you guys
yeah, can you move forward somebody?
I'm picking it up late
I'm trying to boost you guys
I smoke, I'm gonna smoke
smoke's fading, I'm smoking
I'm ready, I'm set
flash
I'm late
Nice guy, he's not nice.
Nice guy, he's not nice.
Nice guy, he's broke.
No?
Last, last, last, nice guy.
Nice guys, that's fucking good.
Not a great game, but I mean, really.
We're just kind of...
Hold on over there nothing crazy. It's just like that man. What the fuck?
That was a fast game. That was 22 minutes. Holy carry. No, what do I tell you slick?
Over 200 FPS, I don't know what's happening this computer's like
We won though it's funny guys. Thanks. Thanks for game. Thanks for carry and
I'm gonna I'll look at the other guy's spot. I'll
I'll uh, probably.
This week and I, I'm sorry.
Sounds good man.
Good.
Sounds good my friend.
So.
Alright Gigi, you guys have fun?
I'll talk to you guys later.
Yeah, I'm fine.
We're back, we're back, you guys seem to have fun.
Yeah, please.
Yeah, that's it.
Nice simple match on that one.
I thought they were gonna be pretty strong
after a couple of rounds that they won.
And I fucked up on on the off-lower and shit, so.
So, boys handle that.
It was quick, I didn't even feel like a game.
Yeah, I mean they only had, they had like two or three little guns or something.
I mean I would have played a really good team.
Just to say.
We will, we will.
We always start steam rolling and then it gets really good.
The games get really good.
like nail biters
yeah I mean now we'll play the 2-0 teams
yeah 2-0 now, we'll see how these 2-0 teams
how good they are now, next
I'm not sure. GG GG. GG guys.
Yeah, it's been fun playing CS again. It's been a good time.
I'm gonna start tossing some other games into the mix, but yeah, I gotta start doing like some nighttime games for sure.
What?
dance
I think these guys seem like they're going to be a pretty good team, um, how do I do this?
I found it
So, yeah, I mean, we didn't really do shit, but it's because there wasn't really much
to do it. The world's just gonna handle everything.
And these Q times, huh? Ah gee.
They're long bro. Yeah these Q times are long.
I guess they had a level six.
I don't really know though. The next team. The next team we play, like I said, a bit tougher matchup.
the new son's welcome
Judge I miss the time they saw the recent see you guys everybody in the club
You miss my birthday party you're invited
of
I think it's got in just in time to not have to get like fucking McDonald's.
Robin, thanks for the prize.
I appreciate you, brother.
How's it going?
How's it going?
Thanks for the reads, too, everybody.
Chair Obama, see you, Goofy.
to the rest of the right chair but I'm gonna see you go to the end.
No it's funny we played games and you gave up 5 rounds.
It's pretty good.
Yeah.
of
the
of
death
of
death
Yeah, we won our match, the delay is off. We're good, we're back.
This might be LG Counter-Strike game tonight.
We might play some Risk of Rain or something.
I don't know if that's like a full game no option, I don't know.
Why'd you get the wall?
I want these, I want these, I want these.
It's fine.
Oh, I trolled.
Should be right.
Alright, we're gonna do the two lane two arch.
Can someone drop me a...
What is it called?
Nade smoking flash.
My eyes at this spot. I got it. I got it. I'll see you back on CS man. Yeah, you know that like a forever thing
You know one of the play seasons
Coming up
I
Got a reloader gotta reload. Hold on. Let him swing into you. Yeah, I'm watching. Oh, they ran back down
They're coming to you slick
Sounds like it
They're B, they're B, they're B.
How many are you, one? I'm up here.
You sure?
I'm down, I'm down.
In a second.
I'm going to go to K2P in a second.
I can check.
Oh no.
Hello to
Hello to
We had 20 bullets to be able to one
I
Oh, he's in balcony already. I can't read you like this
Let's do it
He's touched right out of him. I know run away run away
He's not a window, he's not a window
Bracket now lane side another one in the window. It's nice dead. They're taking me
Okay, just give him
Don't try nothing about it.
I can't jump out of here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have Molly in need.
That's me.
I know we're here.
Ready to go out, buddy?
They don't want to charge.
Burning.
Oh, I have a hunch.
Six, eight, five.
Damage, guys.
That's a huge round. That's a good round.
Let's do a hundred for me.
I need four for me.
That's not bad, man.
I'm not there.
I need an eighty-four to that guy, bro.
Just a little bit more.
Hey, man, you want to play D with me?
One's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you want me to smoke bottom?
Banana?
Yes.
Okay.
Grenade deep.
Uh, then Molly, Molly close.
Do you want to play something?
Do you want to go spot a sand?
Yeah, I got a sand ice.
Okay.
I feel like playing coffin better, or like the back.
like better than saying that I should honestly.
Yeah?
That ain't it.
You're moving into a grenade.
You're moving into a grenade.
That's the worst mode.
What's that?
What's that?
This one's missing.
It's a grenade.
It's a grenade.
What a man.
I have 11 health.
You have to fall.
What's your second passive?
It's going to pass it.
They have one.
Just watch out apps.
Apps apps.
Numbers, members, members.
Yeah, we're good.
One orange.
I got my NAK's, we're good.
I grabbed my NAK and that pit so.
Yeah, the NA blew it away.
Good round boys.
I'm going to need down here. I'm going to still bottom B, you know.
I got a team all the way. Save yours.
I'm going to need again. Watch yourself, Luke.
Oh, Santa. Take nine.
You're going to want that B action attack, bro. I don't want to kind of get into it.
Close, take nine
Turn on that B action with tax, bro
I don't wanna kinda get...
Deploying flash
Let's go clear
Can't see your lane, buddy
Team Molly loads
Go Molly
Flash to mid
Left side, left side one
He takes me
Molly's orange
I've no flash
Got em, babe
One more
How to say like you have a smoke yet
No way
I can smoke banana off, and then we can flash dark.
shot or maybe you're fine
money you got a win this round was yeah real please save this round
gonna need to even then come back to site
You ready for the peek here after this, ready?
Boring!
That's weak!
Left side!
Why?
Why are we swinging?
I was gonna smoke.
I'm a nice free kill.
Got Mollyed out by himself.
Oh, that has been planned.
Oh, I'm gonna get the bomb.
I'm gonna get the bomb.
I'm gonna get the bomb.
I got mullied out by himself.
Oh, it has been planted.
Let's time our smokes on B, guys.
The person that holds on to smoke longest on 30 seconds on CT, you win.
I shouldn't have landed that on.
That's not what we were doing.
No, but I'm saying, I'm saying like we're being really aggressive that the trades aren't.
Man, I get double-dated, holy fuck.
I'm gonna get pushed.
Yeah, I'm getting pushed
You admit they're trying to set up smoke sir like some sort of med thing that's on there
I'm in about me
Close me buddy. I might be running back there
It's still long, that's crazy.
He looks there, come on dude.
Come on man.
I'm late in it.
I'm late in it.
Alright, let's go to the top.
I need to get over this.
I'm ranced by one guy, it's all good.
I'm in the middle, y'all.
I'm in the middle, I need to go back.
Grenade!
I
Burning burning
Drop it in the rotate you drop it for me. I'll tell it
Oh my god
You're gonna put up there, I'll set.
Get ready, Keith.
I'm gonna try to do my thing.
Nice put up there.
They can go get that.
I have an MP9.
Smoking Moto.
Nice. Another one laying.
I'm staying right here, Blues.
What line?
Close.
1-5 in B.
3-3 out there.
Another one to try.
2 laying.
I can wait for us.
We have you too for restake.
Yeah, I'm holding here.
Keep sight on them.
Big box.
Dad, big box.
Swing him with you.
Big, big, big, big.
Whoa!
What a shot.
Yes.
Very lucky.
Holy.
Help diffusing the bomb.
Are you kidding me?
on any care
Kind of fuck to you. No, it's all good
He's wanted to get a potential trader, which I did so it was good
Yeah, but if I just suck at it after swimming out and try to make it. Yeah. Yeah, they would have a whole look at you
It's all good
Let's go boys. You got this
One out, straight away.
Banana logs one.
I have one flash blues.
Throwing smoke!
Smoke!
Throwing smoke!
Flashbang!
He's out.
No way.
Ah, I'm addicted to just hiding.
Come and be fast.
Oh, they Molly fucking Molly first.
Molly first.
Wow.
So they spam house when you were there.
They don't spam it anymore.
Terrorists win.
Hit some random heads out on the aft right here with three bullets, ouch.
You might just need to play give banana, honestly.
Yes.
If you have good use, I'll retake it.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, bro.
I
Shoulda get one
W I can't I have no audio
There's flat spam flashing
Now hey when people start to get like so confident in the game if they just start to do the dumbest shit
And you just have to like fucking deal with it
Don't throw anything. We're gonna save our people.
They're gonna smoke this all by the time I get it. I recommend light up here.
Because the Imali is a different country.
One's burning.
Jamie, first smoke, go.
Hold up. Yeah, let's turn it.
After the Imali.
One just peeked in the halls.
Yeah, right. Did you spray a smoke? Very low and boiler. Last scene.
Oh, man. You have two mollies. I think I'm able on that.
uh oh my god dude
oh he's mexican that fast i just heard your shit on
yeah
oh you're not running down with you you know it's funny
smoke at 50
yep
one banana
he might walk up on you
one banana
smoke in now
they're playing down smoke
they're trying to do
they're actually shooting
they're actually shooting
close smoke
they're rotating
one more
of
death
of
death
of
death
Jesus Christ.
Insert don't work anymore, right? It's a fixed number.
If we need late banana, they're waiting until we turn aids to push.
Go, go, go!
Wait, still have to go.
This guy's got cooties.
He's dead already.
30 on this round, yeah?
Yeah, all day!
Oh yeah!
And he's through!
Like what?
Game of the life.
I'm ready to push down.
Look at these guys bro, like...
Aware.
Wow.
you know what they're gonna do push down mid we should really like play
patient here they're gonna be like all they suck pop up pop all the shit you
know I mean
come on, get motivated, we can win this
this is it, we killed him, and time to go home
he came
hmm, I'm only about, not your window though
he's laying a banana probably
he got one banana
dead window, dead, nice, one lane
I think they're back up banana here.
One was close.
If blues gets a kill we should keep the bomb in the back.
Come on out.
Come on out.
There's one CT right there.
I think they're both.
you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good
stay alive blue
be clear of everything right blue
mid
okay
I
See there he's in this right
Good job
I'm gonna need up mid cuz I feel like I'm just gonna come down up to the top mid smoke
I'm watching, I'm watching.
He's up there, he's up there.
Nice one, CT. He's one HP.
Probably gonna be near truck.
That's not him, that's not him.
Nice, nice.
I have paint on his reflexes. That's crazy.
Thank you.
Let's go guys.
Get some water.
Take the paste.
They're uh, they're going to splint B.
You see an A at the stack or something.
Oh, f***ing hell.
They've been at it.
How many nades have they?
Oh.
I might be dead or this.
I get one.
I get one.
I'm trying to get blood up.
One line.
One close down.
Three close down.
We're smoked up, so...
Arch one or banana one or Arch?
Arch two.
Okay, Moto.
You can walk.
There's two shots on that.
On your back.
What?
I'm going to peek right.
One, two, three.
Nice.
Smoking Moto.
One out, one out, one out.
He's out.
Let's save, just let's save, let's save.
You're getting triangle, triangle.
You have all the youth though, we got this.
Nice guy, beautiful.
Yeah.
Watch the face smoke flash off the wall if you're hurting this way.
Tell me.
I have one more second to take this.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go, slow instead, let's go.
Remember, slow like an anniversary.
Up and down, up and down.
I
Try to walk all I'm watching the smoke man. Hold the window. I'll hold window. I just walk all sure
5-7
I think we lose this but we'll see
3 smokes here
I can throw, I can throw a cross smoke
I'm out of
They had one on B
Again on the
This guy can't go play the game right now
I
Fuck
I'm looking at all. What in the all thing bro? What does this guy do? Two Arch. I'm like
what's that thing? Nevermind. I thought I knew the spot on that. It's two Arch, one like
80. There's one in the sky. I think I know it's on the 3rd fast at the end of B. It's
back up. You should go Arch. On there yeah, I got him. He backed up. There's no flower
I'm holding it you're gonna wrap you said
One here one here
I think there's two on B. There's only the off here. There's only the off on a
Okay, okay
Smoked out now. Come on. Just come out to smoke
Sling here
Where we're
Probably playing that pit cross oh, yeah, sure sure sure
We quick man
oh
ah
i still lose that fight
fuck man
53 and 2.
Alright, man.
That's my fault I should have played that different. I should have played small pit.
How you doing, man?
Oh.
Woo!
of
the
death of
death
of
death of
death of
I'm gonna come up. Hold on. I got a flash. We got a flash.
I'm gonna come up. Hold on. I got a flash. We got a flash.
I
Fuck ninja ninja
Did we kill big pit I did okay
So good.
And so you went through.
There's an awp and he's just dying.
Old things are falling off there.
Fucking, I got a roll-deck game.
Really? Yeah.
It's all good.
That was a life game for them.
That's crazy.
No one got a life game.
Yeah, that's depressing. Yeah, that goes on in.
He's putting some work down.
I'm probably going to call in a little early tonight. I'm going to go kick back, just play some chill games forward.
Yeah, I feel that. I feel that too.
So, hey, good job, bros.
See you guys. See you.
Yeah, I'll catch you guys tomorrow.
Yeah.
Bye.
Bye guys.
Yeah, I want to show off tonight. No more counter strike today, dude. Just relax a bit. Let me move this food. Hold on.
I don't know exactly what I want to play, I just don't feel like playing any more counter
counter strike today. That's all I know. No rust, no pepper again.
I don't want to play pro counter strike nor can I just play an IMC and have some fun
throw in liberty
Let's play it down a little bit before for like a concert or something a couple of times.
Elder Scrolls Online.
Like I said,
I'll be down to check out ESO again if they actually had, if the community was enjoying it.
Last time I was gonna play it, everybody was like, now game sucks, now.
Alright, I should Curo.
I
Time GTA racing
Your precious well
of
pretty easy to learn.
Nah, I haven't tried that show game yet.
SAO game, huh?
We're gonna break out in this season.
I'm thinking I'm thinking
Thursday I wish you'd done movie night that would have been perfect movie night
Nick Merch has gotten heavy into R6, he's got the touch for a bit too.
There it goes 6 then.
Put that on this computer.
Not that's this one, the last one.
There's the last one.
Hello.
There's always something.
That's a...
...thing.
Hello.
There's always something.
That's a...
...thing.
I didn't plan on doing it today because I didn't know what day it was Thursday.
But chances are probably slim that people would show up this late for it.
They would start in like an hour.
the
Uh
Why don't we do that shit I guess moving on maybe
You ever start remnant two is looking forward to that stream
Yeah, we've gotten a little bit into it
But we kind of like opted to play some more hammer instead
I'm sitting here thinking, I'm browsing my brain a little bit, I've played Tony Ox's
skater before
No, it's not a movie night
We were gunned I was I
Would have done a movie night if I'd have known it was a Thursday. I didn't know if there's Thursday
And I think it's might be just too late
Hit the boys about it
talking on this a team
talking myself out of some of these games.
POE 1 gets a new season next week. Wait, they still update POE 1?
of
I'm not really in the few way of the subs games, uh, I'm thinkin'.
I
I started cyberpunk. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah.
I'm on between these two games right now in my brain
I
I
Skip cyber I don't skip cyberpunk dialogue all the time you butthole
nightgames chilling time speaking chillin I'm looking to do a chillin wait a sec
again, poking holes in the power grid!
Wall over in Westbrook, trauma team,
scraping cyber-psycho-victims of the pavement!
And in Pacifica!
Pacifica is still Pacifica.
This has been your man, Stan!
Join me for another day in our city of dreams!
You're right.
All right, all right.
Let's see what you got.
who's he gonna take?
ok we wanna do some shit that's like side quest
Psycho killer. We gotta take out Psycho, uh, something.
I think maybe we do some other shit first.
Ready to die.
Oh shit.
Okay, we just got this by a cat, so we need to change the, I guess that is so much worse
shit wrong way
of
all available units disturbance reported in city center 521 rough that
I repeat, Code Zero in this area, all units resume normal duties.
Oh
That's your death
Bye fast car. I don't think I've got enough money to do much. One of my quests is like
to give my dude this dude one hand gun type 2. So I'm thinking I'm hoping these sidequests
will do the same justice here. That'll tell me you need every side quest in this game
to kind of get strong, you know. It's like one of those games, you know. Yeah, I gotta
I'm gonna go to my Ripper doc.
Yeah, Ripper doc, I would totally do that.
Also, I need to get a Ripper doc to do some upgrades, man.
I need to get some different upgrades
and just being able to take out the cameras
and shit with this, you know?
And overheat and shit. It's like all small stuff.
I need some different things.
Alright, let's see what you got.
What I like to hear.
here. Okay. This pistol seems pretty good. But not much more than what I got already.
I don't think we need shit from this dude.
Sniper rifle.
Holy shit.
Precision rifle.
That's your reward.
What do you mean?
I could just subjump, let's subjump.
the
one that much
of the beginning of your gun on a show to collect my gun will come
of its this one
I'm trying to rogue if you can't.
I'm trying to rogue if you can't.
I'm trying to rogue if you can't.
The Swedish Academy Award for Literature at the moment is the latest recipient for a
giant Manchester.
Go up to the elevator outside the first rick-or-daw.
I don't remember the first down the hall where that is.
The Manchester King is an AI created by Raven Michael Cybernetics.
It's been a while.
You can eat a hundred guns on me.
If you troll me, is I supposed to sell more guns?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
of
the character looks like a doofus
Hey, look.
What now?
Back up.
Crack some heads open.
Drag the bodies inside.
I told ya.
After all that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I told you, Doc, after life's all about rep, the respect you command.
That's not what you think, D.O.
Bay Road, got the scratch.
Got the credit for the helmet, John.
I'm fine.
Andrews Hellman, flit me the deeds.
Two, please.
Make some room.
Sit down.
Hope you found him.
Don't see that often. Determination like yours.
Must really need this guy.
Man of life and death.
I haven't heard that for a while either.
Bottle stays.
Go ahead. Enjoy it.
Thanks, but I'll pass.
What's wrong with you?
Good stuff. Your loss.
What's wrong with you, you say?
Thanks, Nix.
Queen of the afterlife. Who would have thunk?
Got a shard for you. Intel. Interesting stuff.
Let's see what you got.
Your helmet's not on any payroll, not officially, anyway.
But he does puff up in Chianti's confidential stacks.
It's a Kang Tao subsidiary, Chinese Corp.
Kang Tao's been using them as a fig leaf for years.
They're masked for more sensitive operations.
All that clear?
Must be prepping for a transfer.
Why would you know?
Chinese Corpo playbooks an open one to me.
This looks like the old vanishing pageant.
Decrypted map of upcoming Kang Tao convoy routes think helman might be in one of them
He's which one
Take a look at the specs on this one alone AV no ground support no loose cargo manifests either
Sure Kang Tao sometimes transport stuff and register if they want to push it under the table
But catch the load on this AV already approved in the system, but too low so definitely no cargo on board
but there's a passenger list Kang Tao security detail plus one VIP transfer
from Chan team our boy hand that was the good news there it is so what's the
bad news bad news is the extraction site look Night City airspace all this no
way to jack the transporter that the ncpd picking up on and here we're too close to kang tau we
even give that avia dirty look their backup hustle will be on us but right here's jackson planes
narrow corridor just outside the city and just out of kang tau's reach guess it's your lucky dead
dead zone i'll grab him there gonna need a native to the area someone who set up the op
cobbled together the gear.
So a native?
Know any Hickmerks?
Just one.
Pan Am Palmer.
She can't count on her clan anymore,
but she's a true nomad.
She knows those lands.
And she will help you.
Won't have a choice.
Won't have a choice?
Does not sound enticing.
Not for her, not for me.
Enticing comes at a price you can't possibly afford.
Can't possibly afford to blow this chance in Naban Hellman.
Your operation? Your call.
Got a bad feeling, V.
Why's Pan Am gotta help me?
My sense of catch. Pretty big one.
Occasionally, Pan Am moves merch for me.
Last job?
Well, wasn't a good day for her.
She run into a hitch?
Complete bust, actually.
Lost the goods and her ride.
Pan Am will do anything to get the load back.
means her dignity, I know her.
Okay, guess I can try to help her.
If we don't know where to look, I mean...
We do.
I do.
Fine. Let me hear what you know.
Rocky Ridge, ghost town just outside Night City.
Pan Am knows where.
You'll go there, get the merch back, wheels two.
Naturally, you'll call her first, sending you her deeds.
Well, finally.
All clear. Thanks.
Good luck.
Check out that big deer!
The foam of the clouds!
The clouds of the matter!
The fog of the sand!
The fog of the sand!
The fog of the sand!
The fog of the sand!
The fog of the sand!
The fog of the sand!
The fog of the sand!
One.
There.
Planet.
Dying them from road.
Seems to be.
Bargains them?
This thing between the enemy road, couldn't care less.
Got a job, Fina.
Right. But I'm overextending at the moment.
With the merch in your car? Getting them back? I can help with that.
The rail freight yard on Benita Street. The one hugging the city line. We'll meet there.
See ya.
of
the
of
What? Do you teleport in this game, John? I kind of forget. Yeah.
I don't think they have anything we need to do, so...
I like these all main missions or something all right
Um, full yellow saw the yellows, man.
So all of these.
I don't know, you mean these things, gotcha.
I was like looking at the whole outline, that's what you mean?
I get you, you're talking about the S-Mation but it's okay.
So I could do any of the ones that aren't.
Okay, so of course I picked one like that.
Let's go here.
Oh
I don't get into there.
Let's see what's good take your pick
Yeah, it's my first time playing, sorry. I'm like, I can fall asleep with a wheeler, yeah it's not my first play through.
No, so it's not quite my first play through, but I've never gone past a certain point.
I think this is like the furthest I've ever been. Let me read this again real quick.
What's this?
I'm going to use my luck.
I don't care about melee.
I'm going to think it does you with your equipped health item.
Your health item.
Maybe this works, shouldn't it?
Should I do an automatic health thing?
Automatic heals you with your equipped health item when your health drops below 50%.
Is that sick or not?
Ooh.
Fuck it.
Okay
Not too much
Collect your free reward. I'm missing something here. What's the free one?
Is it to change my appearance chat or no?
It's on the hand slot.
Oh, fuck. I was looking for empty slots.
Is it gonna, it's not gonna take it instead of that, right?
Okay, you just change back, gotcha.
Okay.
Okay, that's one.
This is sort of one of the line getting.
I
of
Hey, uh, Jenner, thanks so much for the five get-tos, man. Appreciate your ability. How you doing, sir?
Thank you, thank you for the support, my friend, and welcome everybody to this.
This is pointless. I know where I'm gonna strike before I do it.
Good for a fight. Which one of you's my guy?
Me!
I wasn't expecting a tag team, or whatever, I guess. So, who do I got first?
No, no, you don't get it that body and this one. I'm the same person
So what I'm seeing double I
Used to be twins. I wish you could probably guess the twins had a close bond. They wanted to be closer
stronger
So they installed neural oscillation six and now they're
well
me
One person two bodies my body's do everything together everything
What I do have enough I
Guess it fucked you too well
Not you too. It's just me and where's the sportsmanship?
Sheesh! Come back when you wise up. Be waiting.
He's supposed to be making money on these cycles. I fucking spent it, dude.
What's the first idea of the gift? What do you think?
I'm 23 left.
of
What the fuck is this?
Dispatch?
It's my ass.
You're right.
Five months.
You can keep up.
Now the fuck away!
Give him hell!
NCPD!
Fuck off!
T-Book sent me. Said you'd have something for me.
Oh, so you're V. I'm sure you heard what happened.
Real shame. She left a demon for you. A gift from beyond the grave.
It should work on any third-gen deck.
Okay. Glad to grab a demon always.
You could test it now. I have an access point. If you'd like, that is.
You might extract some shim soft or subroutines. Seems worth a try either way.
What?
Why don't they want to give me money for these things? They just want to make me spend money.
Where's my gift?
T-Bug's death. What did you hear?
The truth. She got burned like anyone who tries to hit Arasaka.
They found the body in her pad, nervous system fried.
You know what that feels like?
Hmm. Can't say I do.
They say it's like a hundred thousand knives stabbing you at once.
I can't imagine a wasp way to go.
Poor girl.
I liked her too.
Got anything Nova for sale?
If you can afford it. Yes.
where's the stairs dude
of
the
How much did that?
Ohhhh.
I'll pass.
I'll pass that you guys had to tell me that.
I got it. Most L-hacker in existence, no. I got that in two tries. I think the average
person takes like three or four. You have a bunch of guns you can sell for
Bash money. This guy?
Okay, we're not supposed to be here.
It's just storyline shit.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Confirm!
I'm ready.
Yeah, Jay, we're in a game soon here, like 34, if you're listening to the stream.
Listen to that guy, aren't you ready to jump?
Athetic, you really hold the thing.
I ain't a musician, but even I can tell that's sloppy stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen, a critic.
Chilled chumbot.
Ain't half bad.
Guy's hurting. Got something he can't take.
And it shows.
Could stand a little more stage presence.
Fingering's all wrong.
Loses the temper more than he keeps it.
But, not bad.
I really know how to give a guy a compliment.
Said how you got your start.
Street busker with big dreams.
Don't make me laugh.
No time for playing my way to the top.
wait at the top you can turn off that shaking shit
the end of the top can be worth it you want to shake the world you know
all worlds got a feeling first then you pay for it you spend your lyrics laying
waste to the big record corpse who's gonna sign you that but give up your
Ideas and no amount of eddies can buy them bad
All right, princess. At least you play some gigs. So those memories of yours true
Played where we could parks old factories underground clubs
Had an audience from the start some recorded our stuff
so let's get out of here old samurai bootlegs you're still floating around
town who has my legs no idea you were such a materialist could almost cry
almost oh you're leaving out a place you like it huh?
this tape still exists after all these years you know rainbow cadenza is not
thought from here will be played to the band fill apart great spot place for
People with their heads on the street. Maybe they'll move something.
Um, Johnny? Pretty sure they turned your great spot into a slurp shop.
Mindless fucking consumerism wins the day again.
With the other team, huh?
Huh. This is why you don't bring back fallen warriors.
Sooner or later, they're gonna see everything they fought for as turd to shit.
You know anything about any bootlegs and rainbow cadenza days?
Like, say, I don't know, samurai stuff?
Samurai. Samurai.
Oh, that ugly red face on black?
Yeah, even I know that one.
Old guy comes by here sometimes, wearing their shirt.
Spends the whole time yacking with his psycho fan friends.
He wouldn't happen to know where I could find him.
You can find him living back in the 2020s.
But besides that, he's out there at the mall.
Oh, I go shoot some other things, huh?
What's he selling?
Canic, strawberries, and cream. What do you think?
He sells ancient dusty tapes of ancient dusty indie bands.
No one's heard of a single one of them.
Green. Thanks.
Thanks.
I heard I can get some decent tunes here.
What you mean by decent?
We got Cartesian do-list, uredine stuff, tainted overlord.
You mean samurai?
Kid, you even got a ass?
Never fade away.
Dancing with my axe, chipping in.
You name it, we got it.
Silverhand was the one true messiah of rock.
Rock I'd hand them wreckers out like candy if I could but a guy's got to eat
Looking for the real deal like say bootlegs from Samurai's first gates
Fuck first you have got no idea what you're asking for not if you're so so
Chilled about it
Don't know how you found out about them bootlegs, but forget it
I'm not gonna give them to the first gank off the street.
With the first gank off the street, you know what they tell you are Asaka's suits?
They say if a collar in training doesn't make deadline, the ghost of a man Splitten
II will get him.
Of course, nobody remembers the ghost.
It's Johnny.
Alright.
I'm impressed.
Getting someone from Asaka to tell you that.
You're not joking. You're really a Silverhand fan.
He's with me every step I take. Every move I make.
Johnny's like my conscience. My eternal, infernal, mal-compass.
Check out the ass shit.
Well said, kid. Getting a little misty-eyed. You're alright.
Hey, anyways, gotta educate the youth. Maybe you'll find something special under the table.
Come on, have at it.
What? What? What?
under the table samurai concert recording
Don't you appreciate it?
Take it!
Spread the good Silverham word.
Death to Corpus.
You know they say time is the best teacher.
Used to think that was true.
But look at that guy.
60th Leagues, but still living in 2020.
As your biggest fan, you're not happy to meet him?
Blue socket tower at a smither range and it's still standing there, just the same.
Don't want people getting stuck in a rut, stuck in the past.
Want them to change, them and the world.
You want to force him to change?
Well, you can't just blow him up like the tower.
But music's the answer.
Here's what happens.
Grandpa knows every damn word.
He doesn't understand a single one.
You'd rather massacre a bunch of people than...
than the average Jains and Joes.
Maybe they don't want to change.
It's their choice.
You want to take that away from them?
They might be bums who play scene-o-evil.
Might be blind idiots.
They need to wake the fuck up.
Guess Jury's still out on the howl.
Okay, do I get any money for that?
No, dude, these side quests suck.
Should I like, okay.
Should I like maybe go drive around the city to try to come across some side quests maybe?
Do the side quests.
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
New episodes every Monday.
Only one, everyone.
Do I know you?
I
Got damn right
precious
Thanks, baby. Oh
Shit
They are very precious damn man, that's your first time the job, huh?
If you like, Lizzie, and I hope you liked your go-work-or-lease, then you can drive around with me, drive around with me.
I'm gonna get you.
There it goes.
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Don't touch the target!
Don't trust me!
Get him, crowd!
of
Heal.
Alright, heal otherwise.
Uh, axe.
Dime for the electricity on the ground, man.
I
I
Need to be able to do more shit with my character
Probably double over here actually
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I need to kill some goons.
That's what I'm here for right now.
Do regular goons.
Like, what?
Like, uh, paid in full?
No.
This one?
Beat on the brat?
Or should I go like drive around and look for stuff?
On the map.
on the brat or should I like drive around and look for stuff
oh on the map that's like a boss one they still do the same one, but
nice to make some points
I'm sorry, it's my fault.
Oh, man, that was awesome!
You're so good at this, Marky.
Damn it!
the
the
the
the
I have a bad feeling about this game.
Oh, I can get my vehicle back, my car.
Let's go grab that real quick.
I lost my hands for a second.
I told you
Johnny see what happened feels off here you don't say don't mean the wreck mean the run
cities most courteous chauffeur ups and drives away from the scene of an accident
I
Think so I guess
I think I know what I'm talking about.
I think I know what I'm talking about.
We already know what's driving for a person.
I gave it a 20 cooler.
Hey!
Why are you going to go data crash on your ass?
You hear me? He'll run you out of biz!
Would you be so kind as to give me your lawyer's contact information?
Fuck you, CirqueBrain!
Thank you. Processing data now. He's waiting.
Uh... Hey, Del.
Hello, sir, I'm all right. How can I be of service?
What's got into you, Del? Don't recognize me?
You sent me a message saying I should come in about the accident.
You are currently speaking to a Deliway network subgroup.
Alas, my operational capabilities are limited.
Could you please clearly recite your incident report?
I'll give him any numbers. I saw they find you.
Who?
7711-01096.
Instance report on file.
Confirmed.
96 at the end.
Public enemy. Go on and target.
Your identity has been established.
Mr. Hans Jovens.
What phrase would best describe your experience of incident number 71711101096?
A prem accident. I shit green apples.
And they give me the real delamy
The
My apologies if the receptionist was a bother. I've preoccupied with the crisis that is on
And I simply cannot oversee everything
I've taken the liberty of transferring a settlement to your account to compensate for the damage done
They said for 900 bats or that would you mind if we spoke elsewhere?
Sure, let's talk
Then please follow the drill
I'm fully aware customer service is less than satisfactory at the moment.
Perhaps a guided tour will prove some form of compensation.
This corridor links the shop to the office, and here is where the magic happens.
The shop is fully automated.
I'm pondering broadening my portfolio to include repair services.
Hmm.
Alas, the shop is currently overwhelmed with work.
I think I know why.
I'm still looking into the cause of the delirium network vehicle failures.
My working hypothesis is an advanced virus.
I must resolve the situation quickly.
This sudden rise in incidents is proving costly.
Aside from drawing unwanted attention to the company.
The control room. I feel honored to have you here. Rather, surprisingly.
All these lights. What are they for?
That's what I wish to discuss with you. A green light denotes a vehicle with which I am in contact.
Contact as you can see that is no longer the case for some vehicles. Those are the red lights
Repair drones can't take care of this
This time I fear human intervention is required
I'm aware you offer a broad range of services and are unusually discreet thus. I'd like you to assist me in recovering my missing vehicles
Okay, sure. I'll go after you missing wheels
I'm pleased to hear it. I shall send you the coordinates of their last known locations.
You must simply deactivate each. I'll then re-establish the link and return them to
my garage.
See what I can do.
Gelamane vehicles are exceptionally secure. Be sure to have a scanner with decryption
capability on your person.
Oh
The seven are eight
Let's talk about these gigs.
Alright, I guess I'm gonna do some gigs.
All right, I guess I'm gonna do some gigs.
Should I not do this one then, yeah, I don't need one.
We're all over the map, just doing what's going on, actually.
I'm picking all the wrong ones, then.
of
of
of
of
of
Looks like someone wants trouble.
How's it going?
Hey, you got any special offers?
Depends. You want to cremate somebody?
Or make a purchase for yourself?
Don't you think it's a little too soon for me?
Always better to be insured.
If you pay now, you can get a 50% discount with our latest cremation salvation package.
Come on now, that's just too good to be true.
But it is true. The details are in our complimentary information booklet.
Yeah, fine Jim, something something's body.
I'm not following that blue. What is that blue line?
Alberto! Was that exceptional?
I already knew.
How true!
In hard times, he was...
Hey, what's up with these doors?
Nothing. Long as you're not fucking with them.
You're nervous.
Thank for the dip.
and
from all of us at WNF news we wish you a safe
and
safe
and
of
I need to be smiling and shit.
Today, we say our goodbyes, but we say goodbyes.
Today we say our goodbyes, but we say them lightly.
For we know we will need a get-
Hello?
Probably one of my groupies, haven't I?
Let's check it out.
Look at the problem!
I
Have to go
Oh fuck.
Oh.
They're getting me more coffins.
Is there a way I should probably sneak through this?
The Koreans can't stretch out of the crematorium slab.
Details are attached.
The sightings are scary, you know.
I should have killed her.
I didn't save my guns.
What?
Wait.
Where did those crazy guns I had?
Where were those?
The other room, fuck.
that bitch
fuck
fuck
I'm not sure if I can get the
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you.
Let's check it out.
You're such a mom, what's trouble?
I'm paying for those other
all available units the emergency backup requested in Haywood
fuck get in
project is bashed
fuck
for the for the A4 the A4
A1's nice, the
A1's nice, but any Walton character things, I'm sure.
I'm on the road!
all units in the area order has been restored all units constructed to return to patrol
of
I didn't even want to do this, whatever.
I'm just gonna go back to the car and see if I can get to the car.
I'm just gonna go back to the car and see if I can get to the car.
$77 to get my bike.
But there's two cars.
I'm going with my bike. I knew you'd shoot me for it.
I got it. I'm hurt. I'm the victim.
wait
I don't know what to talk about
dude, what is that?
what was I going to do?
why was I fucking on the
I fucking
chased around the city for a reason
What is this shit, man?
Bro, what?
And then it was like, find his body.
So I was like, okay.
I went out here.
I thought it was like...
I thought, I'd find...
somewhere in here where the fucks his body bitch coming here oh yeah here we go nice
proud about this
Something's being hidden, it's a hidden room somewhere.
What the fuck is he?
Oh here it is. Got me in here.
there's more stuff downstairs there's a staircase I'm breaking it down I'm
breaking it down I'm breaking it down okay
I'm gonna fuck my friend's body, bitch.
Everybody fucking move or I'll kill him.
him. Leave the crematorium. I can do that. I can do that.
That's my turn.
You're late for a step from here.
The demon puts the shards on its way to the client, just like your money's on its way
to you.
Closing the country.
if
I
You're going to grab some good
dogs on a real Albalado advisor to the mayor.
He tells you to find him in the office
and he'll be in shape or you're
Valentino Rapture.
Okay, give me another job bomb.
Do a job?
Oh, he tells.
Scan the attachment.
Sebastian third one
some guy garage-heigh don't let her
I know death round
I
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh
We shoot the fucking thing summit
Since a lot of
I fucking see this.
I'm shaming though, I'm not getting any of this stuff.
one
one
of
the
of
I think this is money, right?
Can I get that?
I'm not sure what's going on with the game.
I'm not sure what's going on with the game.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Finding, criminating evidence.
Some things never change.
Gocks take the ballot and think they're actually making a choice.
Only ever been one choice in this city.
Corruption.
to
Yeah. Glad I can count on you. Contra closed.
Trick red.
You think it's too early to go to a ripper dock? I got 23k on me.
Where's my partner, ripper docks?
I'm gonna love a map where I can't turn it off, I don't think so, I like to turn it
off because I don't know how to zoom in.
I
You are currently at the exact location where I lost contact with the car.
Fine. I'll have a look around.
Lost him.
You mind taking a look at my chrome?
I need to be able to do some different shit, you know, I need to be able to do some different
shit you know what I mean is that what I did is that what I get here will I get
like abilities
that's kind of insane
I
Mean quick hands was quick answer I want a hack and Mitch being thanks for the five get this other man appreciate it, brother
I'll have this one.
Collegiate of form, quick hands, enemies and devices while scanning, 15% weapon damage
against enemies affected by non-combat, quick hands.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Tryna upgrade that.
It doesn't seem like it does anything.
More ram?
How do I get that?
Double jump on legs.
You gotta go to a quick hand vendor for different combat abilities.
What?
You never kill a ripper.
So that means I can't get...
It's netrunners that sell stuff?
That works.
What symbol are they?
You need your builders by buying the Quick-Cax.
Now you remember the store where you got paying for free?
No.
It's a one near this.
I don't understand.
It does it not mark them on the map?
It does well what the fuck's the symbol does it look like filters is it not
tracked
There's no, it doesn't show me any symbol of shit, this?
Really weapon vendor?
Bars?
Turn them on.
up a bit you missed it
That's a closer one.
I can't find it anymore, I don't wanna see that one.
I really fucked.
Wait.
Hey, it's why did that turn off?
it's why did that turn off and I don't see any of those in me bro
get up man
here's a fast shovel spot bro
She poppies up in my fucking main map, in my main, uh, my minimap, no?
to do. All right, dudes, we're about to get off this shit and play some fucking
I think Jason wants to do some racing, I'm not sure.
I'm not going to lie to you, I don't know, I don't really, I'm kind of whatever down
on this game.
I have some people's favorite games.
So ain't anything interesting?
That's interesting.
that's interesting. We already got overheat since it's like that's the same shit right?
Yeah, I guess I thought that was gonna like tee.
I thought I was gonna pair up with the one I already had,
but it's the same fucking one.
It's not the same shit up here.
I'm not sure what I should have just said, I mean I could have seen this little smart
targeting.
What would you guys get here?
Ugh, I'm bored of this shit.
Yeah, I'd sell guns and buy actual quick hacks and not recipes.
Wait, these are recipes?
I'm so not in the mood for cyberpunk Holy shit every time I try this game I'm always
board out of my mind. I can't sell this guy? I mean, I can probably try to click ship this up.
I think, yeah, let's pick it. Okay, uh, just make sure my DPS is on top.
I
Keep one shot, and yeah, we got this show you got this stuff eclipse
It's not the PvP shit, it's just dude, every step of the way in this game is just kind
of boring for me dude.
I don't know why.
Star Wars next time let's play something with a bro. Let me ask what he wants to do
She's put me asleep dude. It does every time if I ever want to go to sleep dude. I need to play cyberpunk
I don't know why I push me to sleep so easily
You haven't seen the potentials of builds and stuff
That's your favorite game of all time?
I'm sorry, don't take anything personal, because every time I play at a mall, I saw it at the
end of the night when I'm pretty tired.
But see, just nothing ever fucking happens, bro.
Yeah, let me put some nice little Republic man.
I'm getting down on that shit.
Let me see.
Let me see, there's a YouTube video on this.
crunchy play, co-tour, two-on-skiing
and
How to play co-tour 2 in fullscreen no downloads on Steam 9 years ago.
steam whether you have mods or not installed so let's get right into it
okay so if you start up Star Wars Knights of the Old Public too and it's not
full screen and press alt enter and it still doesn't go full screen we get to
start on the right, press Alt, Enter. It still doesn't go full screen like this and this is what you'll need to do.
Also while you're in here, check your screen resolution. Make sure that it is set to the resolution that your monitor has.
So if I go over here, you can easily do this by pressing right click, display settings,
screen resolution. Okay, close all this.
Okay, so step one is to find this, the directory, which is usually combined right clicking,
your game and Steam, go to properties and it will start out in general but go over to
local files, browse local files, and you'll be there, okay, next, so that's step one, step
2. Open up SWCotor2.ini. It should be a notepad, but it is not. I'm not sure how to find out.
Look it up on Google or something. But once you're in here, you'll see that full screen will be on
One, we'll need to change that to a zero on display options and come down to graphics options.
Change the full screen from one to zero like I have right now.
And then this won't be here.
We'll need to type this in and then allow the entire quality to be one.
I'll put it in the description so you can use the comment and paste it.
And once all this is in here, press save.
If it doesn't let you save, I'm not going to run as administrator or something like that, so I don't know.
I'm not sure what I did, but I've heard of some people not being able to...
There's no fuck that.
I've had that problem before, but I've solved it a while back.
I just don't remember how I did it.
Once it's saved, you can close this.
Then on your .exe, go to properties, go to compatibility.
This is where the guy in the form solved the problem for me.
You have to click this right here, disable display scaling on high DPI settings, apply,
okay, and you should be able to run Star Wars Night City L2 on full screen.
Now check that out.
Now it's a large screen, let's see the top of your volume.
Okay, hold on.
Might be onto something here.
Might be onto some shit here.
Some shit he might be onto.
I'm gonna have to show you the whole thing on the order.
Split my notepads up a bit.
Full screen. Zero.
Full screen. Zero.
And then you add it a line.
Which is in the description. Allow windowed mode
one.
Damn it. I'm gonna show you guys. Wait, I don't think it shows anything. It's just showing you something.
There's some shit I need.
Documentation here.
Okay.
Anything else you did?
Get saved.
Then he did the uh, cool skull after, the uh, the compatibility, and then after that...
Wait.
What did he put?
I don't know if I have that shit.
This is old.
Disable display scaling.
Disable full screen optimizations?
Maybe?
Oh, no.
No.
Change high DPI settings.
Override high, change high DPI settings.
Is it this one you think?
Over on high DPS Scaling Boomer? Okay.
It's gotta be right.
I mean if this really works I'd be baffled.
It's not going to though.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to go back to the main room and see what's going on.
I think I'm going to go back to the main room and see what's going on.
the
I think we're good.
But do I have to play it like this all windowed up, you think?
I'm scared all tentative
What do you think, Hector?
No way.
They solved this problem nine years ago and documented their experience.
And here we are
Oh
He thought cyberpunk had nice graphics, this shit's gonna be fucking crazy.
The
evan hawk is a drift in space after a terrible battle most of its crew are dead or dead as
fuck you lie in the medical condition you won't survive long without medical attention
the hyperdrive is damaged main power must be restored in order to bring the engines
online and dock with the nearby frauds' money for much-needed repairs.
Your fate and that of the Ebon Hog depend upon T3M4, a long astromech droid,
returns to this location at any time to skip the prologue.
We're really getting stuck as a countless. Continue to prologue or skip to prologue.
We don't fucking need help in this game, bro. We're fucking professionals.
Oh my god, look at this fucking graphics dude.
That's that real shit right there!
I can't even fucking tell it's a space game.
Hold on, let me move that star.
Wait, you can't even fucking tell it's not a space game of today's day and age is what I meant.
I'm going to go back to the other side of the river.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
There's new Jordans though?
If I make one, I dare.
I got two of them anyways.
Emergency lockdown is in effect.
Triple-file is what torches a weapon.
I'm going to push up that hand here that I'm missing.
Oh, she looked dead.
Find what you're looking for amongst the dead.
I am Crayer, and I am your rescuer, as you are mine.
Tell me, do you recall what happened?
Your ship was attacked, you were the only survivor, a result of your Jedi training, no doubt.
Your stunts, your walk, tells me you are a Jedi, your walk is heavy, you carry something
that weighs you down I do not know I was removed from the events of the world
as I slept a survey of the surroundings may provide the answers we seek the
ship we arrived in the ebonhawk must still be in this place we should
recover it and leave we were attacked once and I fear our attackers will not
give up the hunt so easily. With our transport weapons and information they will find us
easy prey indeed. Even as I slept, I felt much unrest here. I saw strange visions, minds
colored with fear. Now, everything here feels terrifying.
I guess a Star Wars game would work the same thing.
You ever think about trying to speedrun Half-Life 2s?
You know, the hardest game is to speedrun an existence? No?
Holy shit!
Just out of my way you'll end up like these corpses.
That's a little crazy.
I'm not offering to help you. I'm not so young as to leap from death's door as quickly as you.
I leave you to th-
Okay, we're good. I'm gonna go light side, I think. I went dark somewhere last month.
Uh...
There's no strafe buttons in this game.
Why is it manifesting?
I
How do I go to config 2?
The other Star Wars media is the sessions here is really good like that's what's up
Get his ass
Okay, we're out of combat, bro.
We're good.
Can't move.
What? My WSD is overkamer. Oh, fuck.
Middle quick or something?
I did something.
I can't WAC.
What the fuck?
What'd I do?
Quick save, quick load, combat bug.
F4 and F5?
Can I just put the load right there, because I'm safe.
Uh oh.
We should lose all our progress.
I don't even know if my FPS is at, my Endgame, my Steam Overlay has been broken for so long
and I shouldn't even know why.
She can't tell if it's gonna trip a lot of them, so it might be not good.
The three idiots were grouped so close to the charge it might as well have been a grenade going off.
The blast turned their bones to dust.
The blast wrecked the internal components of the droid that set the charge though, so we can't even dissect it to see what happened.
I don't like what's going on here.
Ever since that jet I showed up, things are getting worse.
It's not just Korda and his miners who are the fights, but now the droids are acting crazy.
If we don't find what's...
I secured the stealth field generator inside one of the foot lockers in the security storage room.
If I have the specs right, the interface field should be effective against the droid's sensors.
If any more droids start...
Be careful. There is much energy in the room beyond, yet it stems from nothing that lives.
Can you not sense?
Ah, you can feel that. The droids you cannot perceive, but the sp-
Okay.
I should have got to get it.
Power attack.
That month up right there.
Power attack again.
It is the force, you feel, it has not been so long as for you to forget.
No, I can't move again.
I'm stuck again, it won't move.
That's a super bug.
Some dudes aren't there, on some ball side.
Oh, chat, I'm not gonna lie, dude.
I can't figure out how to fix this, it's got me wrong.
Did I saw the level up?
Not yet.
Not yet.
60 spot!
Okay.
Try to figure out a way to do that.
Next time you look at the track, click on both mousebots at the same time or after it's happened, it'll really run out.
Alright, I think I'm going to be a nice guest.
I thought V-Sync alone would cut it at 60.
FPS and probably refresh rate we're about to get off this but the big brother
We're gonna, um, I'm gonna set this to 60FPS, it's not nice of me, but we get to go.
Fortunately it's just like us.
Interesting game, dude. I didn't actually think we were gonna get this working.
Dude, why is my steam in-game like overlay not work anymore?
I'm able to steam overlay while I'm in game, why is it not fucking working?
weird
weird
whatever though
see if these dudes are not glad
yeah you're gonna leave game?
yep
how long?
uh 14 minutes in right now so
10 to 15 more minutes something like that
I think I'm gonna risk her in it. Are you gonna see what Jason wants to do?
She's gonna see what Jason wants to do. Yeah.
I was just thinking about the first one today. Yeah we're not gonna be playing
Koto right now though. I'm gonna check it out though. Unfortunately I was just
kind of like a willy-nilly random thing that I wanted to try before playing with
boys I don't really know what the fuck I'm playing with these guys either though sorry to keep going
back and forth on you guys I love the single player games I'm just not a single player game
guy so I just like fuck around for a bit then stop playing
all right managed 3d settings program settings
and I sold Republic 2 max frame rate on 60
I
Apply
All right, hopefully that'll stuff that shit from breaking
All right, um, I'm gonna call you guys on discord, you don't have to answer right away, but we mean Jason will be over there
Let's open it real quick and see.
No, no, no.
What's happening?
What's happening?
That's what they're showing us, checking out Star Wars.
That's an old ass game.
It feels like it's way less than that, trying to get blocked.
Oh, on GTA, yeah.
What do you think about that?
I don't know about that, I'll try it.
Well, dude, that's a pretty fast-
You know something that you have to do like mods on the, uh, the folder?
Um, no, I don't have to do anything crazy.
There's like a download of 5M and shit.
Why am I up here?
What's wrong?
you
you
you
you
you
You don't know what to do.
Throw a lightsaber.
of
the
and
force mallet valor might be OK wouldn't that,
just make me fucking hit hard,
Speed is good for running a lot.
Let's go forcefiller.
Make your remove powers too.
Doesn't let me put like strength and shit in.
I'm sure you know what that is, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, no, we just lost miserably.
That's some of those games that I'm saying.
It was yesterday and today.
Diamond two to diamond four.
I'll be diamond two tomorrow.
I guess it's just fucking...
I can't get into this.
Anyway, what are we doing?
I don't know, the society's a group here.
You want to play some uh, risk your range a do you want to play some war hammer?
Uh, it's up to you guys. I'm playing in risk your range right now. It's kind of
We're asking you nerd
Hey, hey
It's up to you, right?
I'm down. I don't want to do as you just see
No, I'm down for a war hammer. I'm down for my mission. It's just for all for you
so
That's what you guys would have to play.
I don't know yet.
I'm honestly happy to play any of the three.
I wish I could go backwards or forwards here.
We'll get to the forwards.
We're kind of stuck playing Warhammer 3 or less I guess.
and this gave me the play by ourselves. If you want to kill someone else, I don't know what you're gonna do.
What do you think?
That and Revenant?
I installed an over as added insurance, I tied it.
I don't know where the fuck I'm going in this game, and I'm going around about the head
save, and then let's figure out what we're doing.
Nice, dude, it works!
I'm happy about that.
ASDF.
Alright, dude, I can't believe we got this fucking game working there.
Took me like an hour and a half one day of trying to get a working chat and couldn't do it
You got it legitimately working
You can play risk green
I
Wish you ran it is there the chat want what the chat want to see
Let's get you watch the video so let's see the chat
I'm not gonna be resident evil. Yeah, one of these days
One of these days I'll be resident evil
So, the iRacing is over at Microsoft Center the other day.
It's pretty cool, right?
You sitting there or what?
Gunfire reborn.
I have to play a brief amount of that yeah
I'm gonna give a second to go to the bathroom show for the game and the game under it
gonna be tough though. I think our next match is gonna be a much better team.
Much better team. Let me go to bathroom quick since I do this. We're back. The late
night gaming. Alright we're back one sec.
He's got a real robot arm.
He's got a robot arm
and
Yep
There are more viewers here when I was going to the bathroom
I'm making the server right now and I'm gonna buy us
Cool, oh a game.
I'm gonna have to ask Smokey if he can figure out how to fix my steam overlight too in game.
I don't know why the fuck it don't work.
Explosions like this, let one more go on.
I'm about to vote you guys.
Thanks for the great change Raptors.
Thank you for chilling out on that.
I appreciate it.
the bathroom stream. Thank you for the great streams brother. I appreciate you
thinking they're great my friend. Why is Smokey's job to fix your broke ass
sting? Well I mean Smokey's are smarter than me so I should simply ask him what's
wrong with anything and see if he thinks he can figure it out.
come on man.
Come on man.
I'm thinking of a character on my plan.
Well I started that bitch.
I don't care if I feel like playing chat.
I feel like the sniper is just too easy.
I should have played captain a little bit.
he kinda sucks and I don't have any other loadout on him. How do you unlock? Kill the final boss using a supply beacon?
he kinda sucks without the thing, huh?
aaaand I'm gonna fight.
I'm gonna get over here again.
not bad.
I'm gonna wait and have a really good game on Huntress. Like I get close.
She just needs a lot, but then she's that crazy.
She repars a lot.
Yeah, they want to do this green thing.
Yeah, hit everything.
Well, this one we need to be together, it like saps our gold.
I think it saps our gold, and then we get that golden dude south of us.
hit it yeah I get over here we have to fight a golden guy but we'll fight a
bunch of shit over here
come on you fucking thing let's go
around first so we don't
I don't know like the necklace or the other the mohawk chat what do you think I don't remember which one
I do you get to pick two or three of them
yeah I forget what the green maybe move me
or that takes us but
Oh, no, I got that I got that star that the
I got a red though dude, I got upon larger elite monster
Items I can get items off a large
I mean
shit picking them up yeah yeah that's why you do those things I picked the right
one I like this coming guy Jason will trust me who is this
apparently I'm not to be trusted because I cheat because I got a red item and
Jared's jelly you gotta remember it's a team game if I'm strong we're strong
Okay
Jared only sees it as if he's strong he's strong and fuck everybody else
That's correct and if I'm strong it means he's weak and he sucks and he can't have it
I never suck
Who just mind you speak of who is this money you speak of 71d
I
Baby hit it and we should start right now. You got a fucking ninja started
Is that three of them, I don't think it's two
I'll be a pussy. How many we hit it? Three I think. Hit that shit. Maybe kill a lot of
monsters so I can get money for this ult. Oh my god I hit three of these already. I can't
even fucking, whatever. I can't even buy everyone. Give me some equipment instead I guess. Stole
my equipment school to normal. I'll just stand right there for a moment. Let's get another
70 bucks to use on the children. Yep. He's that's gonna help you sustain this right here.
Look for my name. I'm being here. I'm below you here. Grab that guy. Let's go to the boss
on me. Party a minute later or so. Yeah, kill us. And it's gonna be nutty boss, nutty
box ready yeah I hope it's just Queens it if it's a queen you'll be all right
yeah that's not good oh never gave me these things are about to blow up or when
they're like 30% help you're gonna do an explosion that'll one sec you have to get
like we don't have any fucking line of sight for it
They're really underneath this.
I didn't wait for it and we didn't have any guns coming.
Did I just hit by it?
There's...
a strong one right now.
Is that the last one?
There's another one somewhere, where is it?
It's over here, on me.
How do you get all better than that?
You're ready to get behind a wall, get behind a wall, get behind a wall.
Launch items.
three green items left Jay. Hi everyone. There's one up there Jay. Pick up pick up
Grant stacking bonus to all stats open a barrel to find a minor pick up. Yeah, maybe yeah, let's do that
You gotta get that we're two minutes here
Yeah, we did extra little event for
Mr. Rainchilling in
What was that item we just got three up picks up grants stacking bonus to all these asses
I need these glasses
You see that? It says open a barrel to find a minor pickups
What barrel is it?
Yeah, I don't know
I don't know
I think more
The barrels have little things of gold I think
Little barrel of gold?
No, maybe
You know what I'm saying? They might call those barrels
I need money, I need money, I need to get this 90 bucks
There are a bunch of things to kill
There's a bunch of little three-pick drone thingies, and there's like a healing drone
from that guy.
Okay, I almost got nothing.
I think these are pretty important for me.
I
Shout of this chat
What sustainability I guess it's a equipment
Oh, yeah, I haven't opened a dude. I almost forgot I had to go chat. I have a question
Do you know how my attack is a burst fire instead of it being a single shot?
Does it says it's still good to get crowbar for me or no see a big box?
We know you guys know
Only for old
I'd go Malka then.
Oh somebody's coming up again?
Fuck it.
Catch it.
I didn't see that before.
No that was you.
Oh man almost got him.
Two sale stars dude so the first two boxes I opened give me two items.
So if we get the box with the red item, that's gonna be gigantic.
I can get the creptimers with that later, it's actually good, stuff will kill.
What's the shoo-doo?
Yeah, it's probably ready to get out of here pretty soon, here.
Yeah, I'm just gonna grab me a drone over here, of course. Can I have a little bit more and we can go?
I need two more gold.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's have a very spare here when the skill comes off. Hold on.
Oh, that combined with my red, I should have seen something like that.
You got a red yeah, it's like a red. That's like it'll reduce equipment cool down. Oh, yeah
See you gold for equipment there was an equipment up there dude
Right next to some equipment
I'm gonna hit this real quick.
I'm gonna shoot it.
Say go for a courtmander.
Oh, this.
I got this guy.
He's already hit it.
Oh, they hit it?
Yeah.
You want me to hit it?
It's all negative effects.
Uh, shoot the flash.
He's taking the boss.
He's taking the boss.
Right here, isn't it?
Let's hit it, yeah.
You stand inside it as you shoot a little faster by the way.
I'm hoping to get that.
I'll go fix that in the room.
I'm gonna get back shots, I think.
Back shots.
I'm giving back shots.
I'm giving back shots.
in it bullshit get back in here Jake you always want to be in the red circle
the room where in the red circle it charges the portal
yeah you can't hit it yet
this is like a very decent like neutral damage right now
this red circle is going you look for stuff that's flawed and then you sing it
We need something on the ground, we need something to go down
Like that spot over there
It's a healing drone, so I'm gonna take that
Oh, and if you get out of there, you can take it
Get behind me, and then I'm gonna hit the drone
Okay
Yeah, we- we- oh, okay
I'm gonna get this camera real quick, guys
Yeah, you get the camera, I got a healing drone
Okay, I got something
I'm good
Anything else?
Uh, I'm hit- yeah, I got a healing drone
Okay, tell me where
Alright, we're good
Going
Okay, dude, was that your spy?
Is this your big chest?
Let me hit those, because I have two items, and you can just pick one if you want to.
I get two, the first two chests I open.
Okay.
Double items.
It was.
So the last one does not have the really big ones.
I wonder if it works on the ammo.
It works on the ammo.
By the ammo, you can take things.
down big chests chest over here is the healing chest oh even tell me when you
ping out chest healing okay so three chests on the backside and the bosses
here other healing chest just looking for those capsules dude I don't know if
that's actually getting me stronger or what but I see like I can't I can't tell
it says everything you pick up right what does this say it says pickups
grant the stacking bonus to all stats
I mean all the item pickups can't see it, that's something I have to like Google it to see what it actually does.
I've got the second word in this very fucking confusing.
I'm sure some of you eventually wouldn't know what they're doing talking about the chat.
I've got a large chest, I've got double greens.
I mean I don't open all these little barrels to see what happens.
I don't see anything happening for now.
Ooh dude, I got four items from the big chest and one of them is a red network suffering.
Oh my god, I guess it's the first or so can give me four things.
Inflict the computer virus on hit that spreads a portion of damage dealt with an infected enemy.
That crazy thing that makes me like charge my
Oh the running one that I got yesterday dude, that shit is so sick.
It goes away as soon as you jump
But if you jump by something
We saw figured out what that shit does
It's activated no idea what that does
Oh, well, that means I can get four red items if we get the right stage.
The big box.
The reds.
Please give us that stage.
Did you guys get close to the stuff?
Already?
Almost.
I'm so glad I got that.
There's four boxes by the boss, so if you want to grab it and there's a triple banger on top of the boss too right here
Three banger and four boxes by the boss
Isn't it right here on me? There's a box right there and then up that hill
This one strong is but
Nice to get a mountain shrimp for this fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yellow is that the one you asked for this?
Yeah, that's the best one I can get.
Get the other attitude, shit.
Bleedstress on crit.
What?
Bleed every time I crit, which is 100% from behind.
So, it's the same amount of bleed.
100% chance of the lead.
So, pretty stupid.
Did you hit the triple lane up there if you did?
I did.
We're super clean on this level.
We're doing decent time.
It's probably like 5 minutes late, but we got a lot of items.
So, I'll say it's about a piece.
Yep.
I think he's grown up here.
It's a fast point, obviously.
See what's in there?
There's two lives.
There's another box behind it.
That is
Just a chest and I got both
Stands on the circle big
Your items permitted
I mean you go get that box what I am
Just write a period slow overall. No, he's doing items
Alright, let's grab those Siegers.
Hold on, hold on!
Oh, hurry up.
Not really hitting.
See you later, brother.
Very good amount of healing drones.
Who's got the missile drones?
Thank you for the daisy.
I don't know man.
No that's us.
Oh this is a level dude.
This is a level!
Four red items incoming.
Alright I can't open anything until...
What did you say?
This is a good triple banger.
got an alien, it's got the missile launcher, but I think I picked the missile launcher.
Oh missiles, you want missiles? Wait, he said a-
See those, uh, those little weird boxes for the, uh, they crack up the corrupted peak.
Okay, good.
I haven't seen a corrupted box yet, I haven't seen a toy box yet.
I'm going to see how much the big box costs over here, it's always here.
Yes, 3900 gold I need.
I need a little off in the face of that item.
Oh man.
Oh.
He's saying you need it.
I just want this one thing. I'm trying to grab him in the missile launcher.
Big way, big way.
I remember this guy's moving speed ship right now.
I'm assuming he kills a big one.
How you doing?
I'm killing him, he gives you burst of movement speed, I think I like that.
2000 gold
We should be gay slam
Where the fuck are all the monsters you just counting shit around you not much dude
got a worm on me right now but it won't pop out of the ground
there's a greeny triple thing up here
we got
another fucking monsters! Jay
you gotta look at those you didn't grab your item bro what are you doing
yeah I did that birthday uh you didn't grab it you have to pick it up it pops it out bro
I pressed E up you pressed E to like
Select you didn't press eat a pic you didn't run over it after it pops out of there afterward. All right. Did you grab it?
It were the fuck brother monsters, yeah
Are you guys like killing stuff around here like or maybe we're doing nothing we see but I'm not seeing that much in
It's actually crazy how little I've seen
It might just be that early, we didn't do it too fast or something, but you know, it should definitely be way more on this map.
There wasn't even like a mini boss to start it.
I found a golem up there, I see it, I don't know if you can see it, there's a bunch of
dinosaurs around here now, maybe a dinosaur.
I don't know, I need a thousand gold, so...
It's a cleansing tank lab, whatever.
That's probably the pills thing.
Get you that gold, and then let's roll.
I don't want to...
I don't want to risk not getting it, really.
I want to be really close to anything.
I'm so sorry.
I have some other games, dude.
A pop?
That's the name of the game, Grace.
No.
If we beat that boss and I didn't have enough gold to get that fucking chest, I'd be...
There's something across there.
I can open a single box yet.
I'm close, I'm close.
500 more.
Okay, we three times got nothing. Alright. Alright, let's see if we can boss here, HECOS.
Uh, 250. 250 more. Let me see. Let me make sure. I lied. 600 more. 600 more.
What? No. What was that?
Okay, I just fell through the map.
I was running the street line. I thought you were up.
Yeah, pop me back in.
350. You said 250 a minute ago.
Yeah, and then I looked at it and I said I lied. Six hundreds.
I'll get three hundred and five.
Okay, I got enough. I got enough.
I don't think they should move or something like that, but it won't.
That's some good shit, dude.
Wait, don't give me two?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's my other star, then?
Is this boss up top here?
No, it's down below.
Okay.
It's up here.
I'm shooting.
What happened, Kev?
I only got two items or something instead of four.
But I think it's spare drone parts, which is insanely good. I need every drone, so...
I see any drones. That's my main focus now is to get drones.
I didn't even get up there. I'll give him the zone down here, but I can't get to the boss.
I had to just do my fucking, my, what's called, shit, man.
Teleporting stuff that I do with my characters here.
Yeah, I need to go around across the chain, huh?
That's the cabin there, Jason. How you guys doing?
Where did you go to get up there, dude?
Is there a lift?
Yeah, I'm in the zone now. I'm in the zone. It's additional equipment charges.
Oh, that's not good. But my equipment, I don't give a...
Checking my fuse? I don't have a fuse charge. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know.
That would be the fuse. Hold on. You pick one up, will you see?
Yeah, I think it's a fuse. I don't have a fuse. It's additional fuel.
No, you're a fuse charge. It's additional fuel charge.
Fuel cell. Fuel cell. Yeah, yeah, additional fuel charges.
now fuck you take my dude go to Jason to take that you know we're rolling out
right are you going to get a loot no no I got I got two don't start that sense
with no no I didn't get them now you got anything to loot no no I you said
two things you said should I go down should I go you anything loose I'll
I was like, come over the first question.
And they're like, maybe four seconds or so.
Dude, I'll tell you what.
You're not going to be mad.
Oh.
I'll have to.
If I see some brand that does insane damage,
you're all dead.
I still, I've said that.
I think I got...
Like I opened a medium box and we got four items in the level before, and then that level I've got two.
We never heard of the shit, but you just have jiggly clouds spying us for a fucking day's here.
Oh yeah, well the purple ones are mine, or the clear ones are mine.
I turn those into my minions.
Well, if I spell it off, I'll just try this one.
Look at all of my new stuff.
Uh, Jared, do you want to hit this with me?
It's a fighting shrine.
Two of them.
I want a bunch of gold real quick.
Oh, it's the all-jiggly-cup level, dude.
That's all it's going to spawn.
I want to make this special defense.
All the fucking glotties.
Chippy Bot.
Yeah, I could have shiz-uh, not 9,000 to 11,000 fucking scour the map.
Got any drones? If you see a big chest, holler at your boy.
Well, I don't mind, I found it out.
Hey, a taxi is like fucking ASAP.
This one only gave me two items also!
Oh, and it's a nice, they glitched my fucking stars, dude.
Watch out for the ones I have.
Yep, it's a whole blob level.
That's so much gold now.
I don't have these, so fuck it.
Basically, the best rare, or the rare item in the game, I just need
more single target damage, and more drones.
I think you like this a lot Jared. If you want that equipment. Oh, you don't even have any. Yeah, go get that equipment. It's the saw blades. I know you like that one.
That's a big pick up. Nice, there's a ghost there.
Can I go grab those?
I should still have them pinged.
Can I get a single drone though?
Gamers are crazy right now, I'm telling you.
That's all I want.
I think I've got my boss somewhat saved.
I don't have turrets, scanners, drones, but we're grabbing them anyway.
I got a perfect key, if you guys see.
That shit on my ping.
You got it?
Yeah, we don't have a perfect key spot.
Just so happens to be the boss right here, too, we're gonna go.
The boss is next to it?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
I'll grab it when we go to the boss then, because I still haven't found a drone and I
and I'd really just like stick one up.
This is the most gold I've ever had.
I'm not gonna extend it.
Blah blah blah.
It's on shoulder.
It's the same.
Can you guys hear me in the box?
I got a bunch of shit to go through.
I'm not even aware I'm just gonna have my trailer chest right now.
I'm gonna pop it down.
I'm here.
Yes, sir.
Fuck ourselves.
Fuck ourselves.
It's getting harder.
This is my last chance to get any more drones.
Fuck the stupid drones.
I'm here.
Yes, I'm still searching around for drones, bro.
Oh, no, I was on the...
I picked up, like, jiggly cent...
I picked up, like, jiggly centaur.
Alright.
Oh, my God, that's not bad.
Oh, I'm gonna die here!
Yeeah!
I'm good.
Did we take a dump?
Yeah, they did.
There's our necklace.
Alright, we have two things each.
Oh, there's like just a bunch of different things.
There's like treasure level.
There's a little purple boss.
Alright, we're really strong on this, though.
All this money is gonna get converted to XBA
All right, you can't answer that phone
You gotta move around against beer bro
I said you can go you son of a bitch you're like you you counter-cycle
What that supposed to mean I said hold up
means you're like her comms are just fucking one quick sentence never be
said again whether someone heard you or not.
Yeah this guy stands no chance against us I'm pretty sure.
Oh my god run away just run away just run away. We're not there yet because you're fast
That's stupid flying guys. Yeah, he's a very flying guys are actually
I had two eyeballs floating around with me giving me health and killing people for me today
It was pretty dope
Mythic claps, no he doesn't clap
These guys my
I got one's attention
The problem with that flying one too is that there's a blue one as well so the blue ones aren't that bad until it's a blue one.
They don't want to shot you.
Blue has like this blue guy, they're dangerous.
There he is, got him.
Yeah, blue flyer if they walk on you, you're not going to site at all, you're done.
You guys just want to go to different can, just be okay.
I don't know how to use my cheeky
Balls explode you're standing in that fire dude not long for the world
I just left you alone over here, huh?
You guys are up top!
now we're moving to this area right now
is there even an illness? no, there's nothing even in this one
have any good white items, which I don't really have a band or two here.
that's his music stuff completely yeah that's not going to happen
okay that's what you walk in a little bit dude
I know right?
you sit in this one right here
I think all three of us need to stand up to get past this one.
I don't know what you're saying, but it's wrong.
I don't know if it really comes across anything to, uh...
Recycles.
Or to, um, coffee, whatever, 3D print.
This one, I felt like it took her over last time, too.
This is a subtle plot, I would say.
It's easy.
I'll do it with a box of explosives, a box of dynamite.
should attack speed we can't cross a single attack speed easy as fucking
grabbing
jason
jason come up
yeah it's a blue portal are the blue big blue big line
hi i'm trying dude you guys bolted i was into this thing
I'm not sure what that is.
Big blue beams.
He's got to get some.
Here he comes.
I didn't make it.
I think.
Don't touch anything once you jump on it.
What you do?
I told you anything, just get...
I'm dead.
You're not dead.
Come on, just have low HP.
How'd you get a tier two healing drone?
What the hell?
Yeah, make sure you don't have your shift on either when you hit it.
There he is.
Oh no, I never found my corrupted key.
I didn't get it at the last stage, right?
I'm sure it was too busy yelling at me about drones and shit or something.
You want a drone?
I'm not gonna get the last anything.
Yeah, you know that.
Yeah, it's up there just a tad dude
Okay, there goes my empty bottle, because I have to jump over it here.
of
the
I
Think they're mine, I don't see a blue shield like I see them changing color. I see I'm like I have any blue light up
I see two coming in and out
I have a computer virus that's turning him blue, I guess I mean computer virus.
But it's not like a war rod, it's like a channel's color.
But like if he pops off on here, it looks like when you're getting...
He's dead.
Yeah, this is a really hard part, or a bad destination, but it's not that hard.
Beach
I died you got this what the fuck is moving up
of
it was my turn, oh, the ball almost killed me too, my turn to carry it
yes sir
look at the drums, there's still a few drums chilling around here somewhere
alright, let's find a portal and get the plug out of here
Here's all items from all three of you. So that you just blew me up in the second thing. Oh
Let me add a dummy you're not gonna make it out
You only have 10 more seconds before you die in here
You're lying. Dude. Why is it running away for me at Mach speed, bro?
Why are you going for the hardest one to get out of the hole that it spawned at that time?
What is it going so fast?
You've never seen that happen before, bro.
Crazy.
Should I be avoiding it?
Nah.
I didn't sell all the...
There's all these different bosses we have in the meeting right now, so we gotta go do
some shit.
I'm gonna go to the ramp.
Looks like a way to get to another boss, Chad.
What's the goal?
What do I do?
Besides this you can like pass by this and go to the ramp and know that we can fight that guy.
We should do that if we all survive.
Yeah, cut the frog, okay.
Yeah, why don't we make up the first goal then, man?
We'll respawn.
Chat says, get out, don't even do this and go down the stairs and let's fight the second boss.
I had to pat the stats to make sure I'm way above Jared, because I already know I was
above.
You don't think so?
Alright.
You find the backstab character doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
It doesn't count.
I'm playing my eep character.
Skipping?
You've done so much to the image on that chick, it's not even fair.
Skipping, Skipping, Skipping.
Jason?
I might want to go get a drink.
Probably.
Be real, yeah, yeah.
The same part I died yesterday.
It's like sometimes you think you can overstep, just keep running one direction.
If you're good, you just stop dying completely.
You win all the monies.
Skip the shit, Jay. Click and then could skip.
I think I do one more time.
Amy.
Kevin skip
Yeah, sorry, I want to go get a drink
So I thought he went to go get a drink. All right, let's see I
Smoked you
You're right there
Yeah sheets, bro. That's way harder to get on just fucking built. How do you guys do so much damn damage?
She stuff in the back, baby. We get a lot more. I don't look at your items and then look at our items
Yeah, we got to run around the map and click out of boxes, baby.
Basically, Jared and I have you in the game with us.
So there are more boxes that spawn because we have a third and then we just take all your shit.
That's what I was thinking.
That's what Jared did when we first started playing bro.
We were four man Jared had four times the items of all of us.
And he's like, oh, yeah.
fight three extra people there's more boxes.
But yeah Jay once you start getting better we can do a lot like there's so much other
content and different portals to take and going down the blue room and doing the little void
thing to get a bunch stronger and then you do loop but there's so much shit in this game but
yeah that's how I got started in that void shit. Yeah where you're sitting in the little tunnel
thing or sitting the thing wait for it to go up and then yeah switch items yeah.
That's just slow though. I've died a bunch there.
All right.
Yeah, the difference is Jared, I'm only good at this character. You've gotten strong on at least,
I'd say seven of these dudes, your commando, your huntress, the void guy, the void feed
you actually got really strong on once, accurate you got really strong on two, I don't know
if you did captain really, you did the sniper, did you get strong on the sniper ever, the
rail gunner?
Yeah, I've had one.
I don't play this.
Did you have a game where you got insane on him?
You got really strong?
Um...
Yeah.
Okay.
You playing Void this time?
I don't know what I'm playing.
Why don't you just go default?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jared's going default guys, just so you know, because I beat him in damage and he doesn't have to happen.
Oh, you switched to Void?
Oh, okay.
I'll get your tree on ya.
You remember how to play him?
Yeah.
Alright.
And I'll believe you.
Jair got really strong on that guy before Jay, but you gotta learn how to play him.
He's a whole lot of jumping around.
I don't know if I like this one as a first level, might be my least favorite opening level.
It's like really small but it has so many levels up and down, this is why.
Feels like it takes for a big gold on this one too.
There we go, here we go, here we go.
I
Was Jared I'm a singer. Oh, it's at 93% Jared you fuck dude. What I know you're the one in hippest this twice
Yeah, and I got to take all my health. Thanks, dude. I got 23 HP
Lizard fucking tickles my nuts
I'm dead.
Watch yourself.
I'm sorry.
I hit you so much.
Yeah.
That's the competitive spirit.
I know you don't want me to be too dangerous, but
I know what this is about.
He said two times is two, two minutes.
There's really just all the red items I got that last game.
Actually, to get back, that wasn't at all, I'm going to get rid of these.
I think it's all minion damage.
I'm going to go to the house and consume that other thing.
I'm going to effect that right now.
I'm not gonna take Bleed on this character, I'm pretty sure I don't, I'll take this Lantern
instead.
Bro, you don't have to take Bleed, it was like the main thing on that dude for the longest
time.
You got a void fiend?
No, no.
Bleed is great for you?
No, no, no, I thought you were on Commando, I forgot you switched.
Come on, you think Bleed is good for this character?
No, I thought you switched, I thought you were on Commando.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I mean he has a beam, so if you're bleeding on that beam it might stack the fuck up, right?
No, I don't think so, maybe.
Think about your short range, man.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, Spaniards.
Are we ready for boss? I think we scrape this bad boy clean.
Not gonna hit it or what?
Yeah.
No mountains, champ.
No mountain shrines.
Ah, explosives.
What do you mean by this?
What do you mean by this? Your night effects? Like, what do we need to get a night effect?
I feel like it should always spawn at least around this first stage, just so it's not
too easy
I think we're just going right away here at the top
are you already powerful as all hell do you?
I got a healing drone right behind me so give me
give me two seconds
after those
alright that's a pretty strong draw
I got a red item first thing
he's shooting lasers out of his eyes
lasers!
he didn't see anything
they have an iron grab stick right at the top
that's kind of dope I just wonder how long
the temper is going to last until it's trashed
i feel like a lot of the new regs that i've been seeing
i don't really like
i don't think they're very strong
what is that burning up there? is that...
did somebody get that shingles here?
oh, one of those?
yeah, so you have two ignition tanks that's gone now, jared, so that's not one of the last ones, basically
oh, also they're here
I like your beard ass fucking red.
I'm not sure what to do with this map, but it's a secret thing to do on this map too.
Oh, there's a boy over here on me by the way.
See no more things to kill. There's one right in front of you here.
I see one right there. I see it.
Oh, there's another shot.
I see him.
Nothing?
Oh, looks open I think.
little things sticking out of the ground are gold things right
remember what these things do?
void potential takes 50% of your HP
I don't know what it does though
shit on this man I think for you actually
big fish in that
I like your character specific thing
okay so it was
it's called void potential and it takes 50% of your HP
it's from the void zone
it's not the one that gives you an item it's like the other thing
for you like this
but you might want to hit it just in case it is something
I'm ready to boss whenever I do it, let's see if he upgrades one more chesticles.
It sucks the bosses on the damn ice
Nice.
That's ready to hit it whenever you are.
Hit it.
And I got shit on this level.
That's ready to hit it whenever you are.
Hit it.
Am I going to have shit on this level?
Oh yeah, we got a beetle coming in.
Three.
I don't know if we're going to try this.
What the hell?
Everybody gets two. Take a green and a yellow. The yellows are kind of worthless unless you
I'm trying to go up there.
I'm just trying to get a dart.
There's a lot of things.
Uh, somebody still has one green item to grab.
Um, I don't even have to grab the gold.
I grabbed a golden tree
Okay, we're dipping, right?
Bro, you got two to the right, so now it's really confusing
Yeah, since you want to hit that void thing outside, huh? Otherwise...
and
I see avoid arm massively in the business immediately
That's your shade
I've never seen it spawn us all the way up here, what's that?
It's like the hard area to access, usually.
Oh, there's one behind you, dude.
Point at him right here, Jared.
Behind you.
You didn't see that one first?
I don't even know if you can get up there.
I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am, it's like where we spawn dude.
Let's see what it is.
It's walking fungus.
I don't think so you can come back up here. Otherwise, I'm gonna grab it
By the way, you big fuck
Oh, no, okay, that is absolutely ridiculous. I hit that and that fucking made me go to this much
Damn it. I knew myself through
Did you get a 93 percent error?
Of course you did
Were you just not fully screened?
In a 90 percent
Yeah, I hit nine
I don't have to do that shit with the money, I can't fucking find a box, bro.
I never found a box.
I see another voodoo over there.
You see another one?
It's a different one.
I got the best walking mushrooms.
Yeah, I got the bear.
Teddy bear is the shit.
No, it's definitely taking every book and coloring.
They're gonna really reduce armor on it.
I don't like that one, but you really need is the D.O.'s, if you get the D.O.'s thing,
the big teddy bear that revives you, you get to void one of that, you just die on purpose
and then you revive and all your shit turns to void stuff.
I'm gonna get attack speed at this point and I'll be a little strong.
You got equipment? There's an equipment thing up here.
I hate how I let this thing go on.
capacitor, damage or keep flopping items.
I know that one.
There's a guilt cloak printer here.
Where's that?
that the equipment or dole hood thinner?
okay, let's dole hood thinner
okay
one more thing
a couple hoops
there's one here
another equipment
open it
There's more of you, not that. There's Scythe there for you.
And then we'll just...
come back here.
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S-s-s-s-s-s
sh-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
Get pretty excited ordering a milkshake壓
Yeah, but we gotta trade out these fucking gold items, I can't stand having the little
beetle guards.
I don't know, they're all tough.
Is it the green printer up here?
They do help, but it's just like how many times do you look at them trying to shoot
at them?
Yeah, yeah.
They do help, but it's just like how many times you look at him trying to shoot at him, you know what I mean?
Is this power? This is not power. Almost there. Almost there.
Did you get your computer fixie, I guess?
Yeah.
Nice.
Let me go back up top.
Fixie better.
I'm just going to go back up top.
There's a green flickle banger here with a gate top.
Oh my god.
Guitar.
Shuriken.
What's better, dude?
What's better, guitar?
Play it here, D-player. I give the crown purchase.
Yeah, actually, the guitar is just AoE, right?
So unless you get the voice guitar...
Dude, I always go for what's best against the final boss, you know what I mean?
Because I have problems until...
AoE doesn't have the final boss.
I give the guitar. I need some work shirt.
I didn't see one attack speed all last game either, I think like one Boca or something
like that.
Jason found two of them.
Really?
So he's cheating this game.
That sounds right there, but he can't get it and he gets it.
I call cheats.
The fuck is this thing?
That sounds right there, but we can't get it, and he gets it.
I call cheats.
What the fuck is this thing?
A scrap drone?
Wait, what?
You can scrap stuff in there.
That was a nice scrap drone.
the
case of the
Oh, there's a mushroom printer over here, dude.
Oh, because it's only temporary.
I don't know if you got the walking mushrooms yet.
You can avoid mushrooms yet, because mushroom printer would probably be insane for you dealing
wise.
mushrooms where you stand still and you heal if you get the blade on it feels you while
you run so if you have that already there's a printer for it if you have the blade on
uh
I just made a mistake. I might be dead.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I stunned all of them.
Now they're on me!
Be very careful. You will die.
What did you do?
Save your game, micro.
Oh my god, I almost died.
What was that?
Did you get a purple shrine or something?
Oh no.
Oh yeah, I did.
There's another purple shrine over here.
Yeah, I'm just really like a fax beater, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just gonna get faxed beater.
Oh.
Get trunks for your acutal trap deck.
Found the boss down here.
I can't find the ammo.
John talks.
It's a pretty red item.
It's going to be red item.
Oh, he goes.
Oh, you did it?
Yeah, dude.
Big sucker.
I'm not sure what's up here.
Oh, I'm actually...
There's a lot of mace in these.
I want to hit the grid.
Shit, man.
Can I start clicking on that?
It's almost done, though.
There we go. This one through it, maybe.
It's a little more clear.
I'm stuck.
That's it, that's it.
Suck it!
I'm looking on the red box and I'm sure it's right where it is.
Yeah, that's it.
I'm glad we got a member today, he's pretty behind us.
Oh wait, what are you trying to get?
I'm trying to get a little buff.
It's back there.
So there are five spawns on this map so it takes a while to find that bitch sometimes.
Oh, I'm gonna pick up my fuel cell yet.
Tell me when you grab a jet.
I had a pocket I see here.
Did you get it?
Oh no way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I said yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck it up.
Fuck it up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well listen Jay listen.
Do you want to listen about this game?
I got it.
In my pocket.
We're ready to go.
Press the button.
Right now.
Now.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
the green rockets, the green little shoulder rockets, or you want the equipment.
You want to hit all the equipment you can to get the rocket equipment.
Basically, you shoot extra rockets.
Anything that's rockets, you shoot extra rockets with that.
So those are like the main things you want to find.
Okay, we got a huge dude over here by the way.
I just found the first thing, the giant guy, so I'm gonna have to kill him and not die
to him somehow.
It's a shooter from distance, really, really far away and pushes you.
I'm not sure you're coming past the area.
Yeah, if you have his attention, I can stack that bleed while I turn it near ready.
Make sure you're out of that zone that he just put up.
That's nice, dude.
Nice, nice.
Nice, nice.
I hate to hit those guys' jacks, they're close to that.
They're close to that.
You know what the equipment crates look like, right, Jerry?
They're a little orange.
I'm trying to stay alive right now, yeah.
Small thing.
Uh, Jerry, there's a void right there.
I could ping it right.
Alright, shoot.
two gambas up top
I can't where's all the attack speed bro
yeah I haven't seen one
single attack speed yet this game will last me
Yeah, I need that.
There's a triple vision here and there.
I need it all the way over there.
Looks like it's got a feather on it.
That's gonna get in my way.
That actually hurt me.
Did you go get that void yet, Jared?
I did.
Oh, there's a thing on there for him.
Oh, alright.
Wait, did you even...
J, hopefully it's got the, uh, what's up with you. Uh, Jarrah, there's another Void right here.
Void for you.
Sure.
There we go.
Like right underneath where I am close to an airplane
Were there rockets there J no
I
Want you guys to my green triple banger I was coming over here for
Oh my god
It dropped down here
I already have, I swear to God.
Put in what I kinda like, nice build of that.
Ooh, that was close.
I love that.
I got it.
Red did Quinn ever be risk-a-rain?
I mean, dude, yeah. It's not a very hard game.
I'm not gonna say it's not a very hard game, it could be, it could go south.
Have I seen the boss? Is the real question?
I don't see the boss.
You need to clean it. I'm gonna put the machine down here.
You're getting shit kicked.
Oh should I got a red item I got pocket ICBM too now with no rockets
it's over here where I told you the boss the boss the boss is on
I guess this is like people eat a lot of times, like I got that but I didn't get any missiles, but then you get super strong.
Yeah, you gotta set a specific item.
Where the fuck is this thing? Press the fuck up on the left, go.
It's right here.
You guys are waiting on so long about this.
No! Brother, you were so far away.
Yeah.
Just press it then!
I pushed the whole fucking way, where is it?
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, and...
No.
I fucking dropped it...
Oh no, so I don't know, I just hit like that, but oh yeah, I did.
I'm gonna kill it.
And he knocked me off the map, almost!
I'm just trying to fucking take him down.
Is that...?
Sorry, I'm fucking rocking.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm dead.
No!
That's alright, you don't mess up on me.
Yeah, this is the last time I put a stupid fucking character.
It's super annoying to have to sit there and fucking
stop my guy from going into holes, and he goes into holes,
and he's like, yeah, I did.
He's a tedious character.
What do you think I see? Is there a burn on the ground or something?
Make sure you have a book there, uh, okay.
Let's get it. What is this purple? What is that purple thing right there in front of us?
Is that yours, Jared?
Look at that.
Jared's back here cheating.
Okay, let's do this.
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Watch the blue one behind you, one shot.
That was a scary man.
I got another one.
Another blue one.
You alright first?
He's just out on this level and start the level before this
The behind
the
second day at war items into the game is kind of
the only get to the bill you actually want
of
the
Oh, it does help me in this mode.
Oh my gosh, I am so weak.
of
you know how to attack character
really
Where's the other beam at, dude?
Where were there?
Two more.
I'm getting hit.
I'm getting hit.
You should have a lot of void items, right?
I need a piece of it
Yeah.
Okay.
This one.
This is where I died.
My healing drug got stuck.
No.
My blood.
I forgot I had double jump, he took the snare off awesome.
dark and darker wipe in five minutes
I
Guys like totally spazzing out bro, I got a
Work late today
I had a step-break, but I ain't going to fall right in those fucking super hard right there, man, I didn't shave.
That's a dope.
Oh, you just used your bear.
Yeah, I'm using it to keep myself in this red state longer though.
right up on me dude
scare me
is that anything?
no, it's just something else I get
do you have anything that knocks him in the air?
no
What?
Phase 2, phase 2.
That's insane, bro.
He's gonna be super sad.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Fire on us dude.
Got the air here.
All right
I don't know, do you want to try to go do all the void shit or look at all your temporary
items over here?
Oh dude, that temporary item thing you got?
So all the ones you sucked into you, you made temporary items up after you got here.
So you got your red, all the other ones created.
More items.
That's fucking crazy.
Okay, try the other boss, it's up to you, it's up to you, it's uh, we're decently strong,
save your stronger last one
I will stronger last one
I mean it's either we just complete it right now
and get nothing out of it
or go find another boss
yeah
let's go toss with a frog
I don't know where to laugh to be there for you to do it too
I don't think so
I'm running right to it
I'm just behind because I'm slow as butchers.
I don't know how to do damage on this guy bro, I have that one lucky game.
I don't know how many times we have to pet him.
Do you remember?
Don't know
I might have to be there too
All right, yeah, yeah, I guess I don't need my life for this. Yep
Yes, and we didn't get any stronger either Jay, so you're at the same spot. Anyway
All right
I'm saying we didn't get any stronger off of what we just did
I think we're gonna drop down to the boss and we can see how they're doing.
Cube hopping.
Top locking.
Alright, phase one I guess.
It doesn't matter which way you go.
I think we've only killed this guy for one time ever what is it something with an a a we hear something
Well, I don't remember it's hard to spot is what I do remember
Oh
Second the blades
Line the site that bitch it goes all the way around on the circle
I'm dead dead so it goes high and low
Oh, yeah, it starts up on your rush head.
That was the worst time to go on my rush head.
Stupid carriage head.
Yeah, I can't shoot with that green blob.
I wear it and he's like, nah.
I'm late again.
I'm late again.
I kind of wanted to die because there's no face to that if I beat him.
Wow.
Next.
Okay, next character. I'm not doing this class, guys.
You did?
I'm not doing this.
You also had twice the amount of items you could get, but you know you did really well.
Character diff.
Push it.
I think you did have a really good captain game one time.
I like how I remember liking this character at one point, I'm just checking it out.
Um, I thought you enjoyed the sniper guy.
I forgot it's pretty fast for a bit.
Railbender or whatever you're named.
That's kind of gotta be it.
We're walking mushrooms already.
Alright, let's see if we can find, we want gold shrine here dude, we want all the mountain
that we can do.
Mountain shrines, we want that gold shrine to get three items, a chance at a red.
We'll get equipment to start dude.
Ball sack equipment.
Brother Clemzell, now you get an effect from him.
boxes
purple one right there did
there's a big one right here, there's another big one right there
even have gold box, ask them for boxes, they don't even have the money right there
i can kill stairs
i'm
killed everything i've seen dude
I
Think in the barrels for you to have gold he's ungrateful
You call him ungrateful one G all the work we do
He's gotta be good on this guy, right
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh for quiet.
Oh
You want to go faster, you want to be strong dude.
It's both in the same, one in the same, you know what I mean?
If you get through this stage really fast right now, we're good, you know what I'm saying?
Just keep track of it.
Get your fucking mind of yours.
Listen here man.
What's up there?
it's up there
there you go grab whatever's up there
let me finish
uh... my thing
the purple chest back here and then look at that actually jay come over to me
jay you're gonna grab this purple chest and then turn around and hit the button when we tell you to
right okay go and grab it and then wait for jared to get the thing up there i'm gonna grab the
the purple chest here. I'm good to go. Wait, wait, wait for me, wait for me, Jerry.
Are you good or not? Yep. Yeah, let's put this blue ball down here. Don't worry about it.
That's for the coins. That's a linear coin for the blue item. So we needed to use ten
those things to get that boss I think.
So it's heading him?
Oh I got a mountain shrine here, Jared did a 50% of that for you. I know you want it.
Alright he got it. Alright I hit a mountain shrine, so double boss.
When you find the platforms easily, you get us a couple bands.
uh nice
fifty percenters are cooking everywhere
excuse me
uh
big blue guy chasing you guys
see this guy Jay you want to just run up to stun him get behind him
stun him again and then shoot him in the back
on the big guys
on the heels
find the two bats in the seat in your room
find some big boxes
no you should
I don't follow what you're doing
Jarrod's killed zero things, opened six boxes, not true.
They just found their way over here.
A key.
Ooh, callbacked out dude.
He said you found a key.
You wanna hit that Jarrod for more gold?
I'm here with you if you want to.
They want no, I don't think we need to but if you need to I mean I have 400 gold right now. I don't know how much oh
Shit that things down there nice
What'd you find?
I'm in front of you. Oh
I think you only get it for the next level I don't think it shows up on the current stage
We ain't found shit. Let's get out of here. We ain't found.
We said we didn't find anything, Jared's like, I got all the boxes, don't you worry.
You know where he is, I figured that. We're trying to build a clubhouse.
Turn around, Jake. I don't know.
There's too great a danger here, bro.
We also have a big ass monster, so we can trade out a hook and have a cover.
I got caught.
Oh, there's clearly a thing going on in this room.
I don't know.
I look blind on my way.
I think you said there were boxes where you said
print and grab those two boxes I guess
I don't remember where they were
I don't remember where they were
I got one box here and
he hit them both
Really?
Jared's speed running
Where's speed?
Where's speed running bro?
You better just go find boxes
Look at that
10 minutes though on the second stage beginnings
Yeah, it's fronkin' insane
Yeah, that's six items man
weak as ball sack too so there's always that too yeah but there's the enemies are
ball sacky the weird thing about being weak as much as probably your ball sack
and you know I think it's something we've got to talk to you about that strong
you have strong ball sack yeah yeah everyone the point every day with you
on the push ups too
mm-hmm
I'm up to one a day
I don't understand how this is going to be a lot of fun, but like, every steam game, I don't know.
Not a video game movie, but a man's porn.
Hey, his kid, like, wanted him to be, and got him on a Minecraft, got him in a video game.
So, he's trying to get to the video game.
Yeah.
It wasn't even Borderlands, I thought that one was actually there.
Borderlands is absolutely trash, but still.
He had no freedom in Borderlands, I don't think that's serious.
was on board land that's
not that we watch that for movie night that should be terrible
as well as long as
terrible
really tight they decide
however they didn't um
put it together while it was like just like almost episodic
it's like they just hired a bunch of good actors and they're like it'll be good
Yeah, if we can keep lanching up in this bitch, it'll be good.
Found the boss, he's probably gone.
There's a red item.
Three-banger up here.
You mean orange equipment?
Uh, he looks fiery reddish orange, yeah.
I'm here if you want to hit the boss, dude.
Speedrun.
Move it.
Listen, you're going to find out if you run, I did.
I did hit a mountain so we got very bored of them.
I'm going to take care of Sam now.
I'm going to start stunning the AI.
We got to put the oars and shit.
A little bit.
Yeah, the ads, the good ads.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Good to be a guy, town.
Wait, why are there...
Am I at a mountain trying this one?
That's not...
Not a huge...
I'm just gonna get him out of there.
Fires.
You can see this shit around here, and you see anything like that?
I don't know, yeah, I don't know.
I'll touch it.
Is it just a straight strapper?
No, we live in her now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speed it up, bros. Speed it up.
Scrap the drone.
Yeah, there might be a thing with drones,
and, like, it's not a better time
to have that kind of time.
Oh, maybe you scrap your drones.
So, like, that's so much faster.
We won pretty easily.
I ain't no better.
Yeah, eggs eggs
Shit you can speed
Yeah, fuck eggs find the boss. Let's go
Yeah, like a good recycler here for a way
was it
the gas
I don't have a mission to get some sort of sword, plus again, some of that stuff on bosses
and all.
Unless you get the doll that does like long kill effects, then it's probably too bad.
You know what I'm talking about, there's an equipment that's a doll that keeps their
and it activates your on-kill effects.
Yeah.
Oh, we're out.
I haven't got a kill on this going zone.
There are some ridiculous things there.
One egg hit.
There we are.
Oh, the strong bullet on me.
That's a big box up here.
I'll just blow over me somewhere, hold on, I can't quite see the other one, I'll just
I think it's gone. Where is the void zone? Is it still there?
Yeah, I'm in it.
It's not a temporary.
Okay.
Oh, oh fuck, I'm gonna die.
There is a feather printer right here.
If you don't have any good green items, that might be a fucking good...
I got like three greens that I want to keep and might be worth feeding up.
You know if you see a scrapper anywhere, we all can get a feather that would be really
good.
I think I've killed two eggs so far, I don't know how many you got there, I killed two.
one more
check my top here
if I like this character then she's okay
egg
I don't know, nope, just going to run one.
Found it.
Did I do it?
That is, sure.
Alright guys, just don't get bounced by it.
If you're in the zone, sprint out of the zone.
Is that one going to go around or another?
Okay, uh, please do it all better.
if you're in the zone, sprint out of the zone.
Zone goes around, or another.
Please, do it all better.
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I just need to get these employees to have the same ability as I want them to.
So...
Nice dead.
What did we get for reds?
We didn't even get to temporary copy.
aww it's not bad but it's just not game-changing you know what I mean there's so many other
ones that are like so fucking strong and that one's just meh
I just found it. Oh, dude, I need 3,000 gold.
I don't have any damage. Jesus.
kind of as a plus to your next attack, and your on hit affects all of them.
I mean, I'm close, I'm really close to being able to get that.
I forgot that one spawned on this map, I think it's a random spawn on this map, it's not
Did you get the green box at their jerk?
Dude, this is an insane red item, what the fuck?
Oh, maybe I should not have done that.
But you know what?
Fuck yeah, I didn't have a lot of them anyways.
All right, where's the boss?
I'm going to do another one.
Ooh.
No!
I thought I had one of those things.
Fuck you, guys.
I'm going to take this.
I'm going to take this.
I'm going to take this.
I'm going to take this.
I'm going to take this.
I'm going to take this.
I'm going to take this.
So here I mean all the guy can hard
You got blue portal
three
three
of the
What are the items?
What do we get?
Oh, leech seed. That's a huge seed.
What's that even do?
What's trying to do with the woods dude?
I can't move. I think it like pops up a healing.
Hey, we heal. So you can stand in and heal.
That's a pretty good spot for a round off.
I
Know it should be somewhere. Let's go somewhere. We all got we both got two because we have the duplicator found it. Thank you
So we can hit blue and go down to the void area or
this might be the best red in the game to roguelike it's crazy no I don't want
to go to the portal man I'm just tired bro so I'm ready to fall
Yeah, I know this.
4M or 40K this weekend might be a thing.
Burning triples.
Is that fuel cell right there?
Luminous shot.
Is that luminous shot going to be there?
That's not good for me there. The secondary skill charges your primary skill. I don't know if you use your primary or secondary.
Not like that much.
I'm down to find the boss and kill him brother, see what you want to do.
There's a big utility chest right there, I guess that's normal size.
Found the boss, down there.
Speedrun.
I have one more triple green here.
I see two triple greens on the pistol.
I have to play Dark and Darker, yeah, um, it's fun game, I think it's cool.
yeah I missed it
saw something else up there
I'm ready to start it whenever you want
you want to hit a mountain shrine?
you want a mountain shrine on this one?
make it hard or not?
okay, okay, okay
sure
yeah?
you're the strong one right now
true
I am confident enough in my abilities
not confident
I'm just confident about that.
Alright, safe for speech.
Yeah, let's go.
I don't know what this thing is.
I feel like I'm in a very bad spot right now.
He's got a launch off the map.
of
of
to the sink each
spud water
that's the one that you can run faster with
the more you run the higher speed
you get the other one
I hit it. Yeah, we still.
I'm glad I'm not strong anyway, so.
That's right.
I found the mash. The mash went good. It was a little bit easier than the first one,
But the next match is going to be against some decent players, which would be pretty tough.
Oh, you see above your health bar dirt, it shows how much it's charged, under 50% right now.
I have to waste it to jump though.
That's pretty dope.
I should add another cent.
So once it's 25% is one of your chump is charged and you like jump higher and do
Sucks that we have to jump these walls and waste it
There's some sounds like double if the CS can always go back to me and pro and never loses those skills on now
I wish brother
Wish man, I'm not I'm not that guy though turned out of my mind to with
Wish man
There's none on the right side doesn't look like you see it listen. I'm gonna keep praying every day playing every day
So we try to get better at it today. I felt pretty good on my rifles
They're on the right side and you do you see someone right? I'm asking him. I
See him in front. I see two way up front
big big big big
of
I'm gonna go to the left first here
I'm gonna listen over here he gonna straight away once
Oh dude, I can do fuel cells and then I can hit up a shitload of drones, that's actually
I thought you were gonna be crazy.
I didn't even have 7 white items.
So that's the blood one for the blood gods.
Good blood gods.
I'm getting fucking bounced back in the lane, shit.
More blood for the blood gods, god damn it.
And I get bounced away again.
I should have taken this real slow, Peter.
That was pretty fast, that's a little one.
Yeah, these ones are good.
We're gonna go to here.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, she's dead.
There's a lot.
Nope.
Nope, nope, nope.
Not this time.
Not this time, Jay.
Not this time, Jay.
Oh boy.
My temperament is already going.
But yeah, so I have 30 charges in my Q and my Q gives drones, so I'm gonna have...
6 extra drones.
W.
I got rid of every single one of my white items except a pair of sunglasses and boots.
Alright, where's Jay?
on the way.
That's how my mom looks.
I'm a little silly, slightly.
You're supposed to be like kind of a busier.
You're supposed to be in the lines top of your mind or your eyes.
Supposedly.
oh bro I had the correct key again too and I never found that shit
this is
we got this we got this
Alright Jay, looking for you to stay alive. That's your goal bro. Stay alive. Get the tub.
of
this time to spawn on my grounds dude here we go
of
the
death
of
Oh my god dude I'm getting rough I gotta run for a little bit.
Spray me the only way.
Oh my god, it's going fast.
Uh oh.
Oh wait, someone's coming.
Oh my god, I might be dead here.
I'm dead.
Go Johnny 5, go!
Oh my god, dude, I had something come up behind you while you were doing the bullshit.
I didn't need a check on you bro why you need
I don't know what your key does with that shit.
Oh god that's hard to see up there.
I
Got a win here
Okay, yeah, what a beast
I mean as rich as my purchases, that's rich is here. Yeah, get on my ground dude. I had a lot
I'm gonna get carried by Jerry the Gumbelwing, I'm a bitch, I tripled his dead, I survived.
Not fair, I have a shitty character.
It's true, it's true, it's not fair.
Where up here the man dude?
He's the only guy.
I said I had to carry one.
Then we both survived and we killed him.
I'm just gonna have to kill us too.
The other two other days.
Well dude, now you get to hook in up your damage right here.
You get a...
You get a stat pad right now dude.
What are you gonna do this character fucking sucks man just does this that's how you do
I have a longer impact.
Like this right?
Hey, he's the fastest shuffle cart in the story one time bro, come on.
Yeah, listen.
You won the game.
That's the important.
Point is, I lived, yeah.
Yeah, yeah
Pro bar with that with that one attack process reduced to the skip
Skip
J scared somebody skipping skip to skip again
skip
skip to skip
Okay, damn
I mean you're doing that much damage you over exaggerate look at my minion damage dealt nerd I
Did a 1 million total you did
Yeah, but your mini damage like that's insane. You're over exaggerate. Oh, you said I'm gonna show you your damage
Well, I did six if what I did what?
700 something right step. You did just a milli. You know 300 more
Yeah, you only had like 300k until you step out of the end. I saw I saw the numbers and you're playing banded band. It's easy
Now look at the kill scene
Let me see it kills 289
Like I said, banded teams go up items. We have to kill ratio easy bro. Look at your items collected. You collected a hundred more items of me
No, that's all items. That's not just our only know what that means. I mean, you still have a lot more items than I do
I'm gonna say a lot about some more. Yeah, you got like 10 more. Maybe
the character that's sucked.
My boy right here is the best.
You know, you're gonna have to damage me on him tomorrow.
That or yeah, tomorrow, three in the morning.
Yep.
I know you're burnt.
I'm a fuck.
G.G. is the right.
That's why I said it was always fun.
Always.
And did you win your match today?
I did win my match.
You know, the next one's gonna be tough, so hopefully you'll watch that one.
It's gonna be a tough one.
How many rounds are there?
Is it tournament style or are you just really like round robinning right now?
It's, um, we're, I guess you would consider it.
It's like a, it's like a basketball season, right?
Or a baseball season.
Like we're playing.
Oh, so you're just playing football right now?
Gotcha.
And be a great tournament.
And then we will either make playoffs or we won't and then we will play the teams in playoffs and I don't know when it goes to be a threes if all of playoffs is be a three. I don't really recall.
Gotcha.
I if all if playoffs is all be a three, it would be nice, but they should be doing. I would hope.
So you guys go up a win ratio, not like brackets.
correct to start at the start it's like who's good enough who's going to have the best records to make playoffs.
So you kind of like different are there different divisions like yeah or is it just everybody is in the same it's different divisions so there's entry there's open there's I am there's main there's advanced.
Oh, I mean I mean divisions like think about baseball how there's like western eastern.
Um, and then the top team for me, each division goes, or is it just the like, it would have been like that at one time, but I think it's all one nowadays across the country.
So it's like the top certain amount of just total, like the top 10 people go to play off your 12.
Um, correct.
I think 30 teams. I don't know. I can tell you that I know how the rank ups work. It's like I'm playing I am the season. So if we get first or second, we move to advanced. We skip main. And if you get from third through 30th, you make it to main.
from 3rd through 30th, you make it to main.
So I think that you make it to main, no problem.
I think we can make it advanced if we get first or second, if we play like gods, but how many games total is it before playoffs?
Do you know?
Um, I'm not sure.
I could probably look because if it's a low amount and you won your first two already, like,
Like seven seven seven eight game. We're gonna make playoffs with ease
I am making playoffs for entry open and I am is pretty easy
Make it play. You're probably already in playoff with two wins. It's probably ready in playoff. It's it's possible
Yeah, it's definitely possible
I guess you said top 30 go to the next thing so that makes sense.
You can get that many games, right?
Bro, you can get like a really shitty run if you only play like seven or eight games
and you go against, like you could be the 30th best team, but if you go eight games
of people above, you don't even make top anything.
That's tough.
Now do you go, do you play like the next teams based off of records or anything like that?
or all your games kind of randomly match made?
Well, actually, it's
taste 3700.
It's fucking nuts.
Right. Say it again.
I don't want to show you what you mean.
Are your games randomly match made?
Or is it like dependent on your next week
against somebody who's all two and one?
We will be playing against a two and one team.
I think it goes kind of like that to an extent,
but you can only do it for so long
so that you start to play teams that are like two and one
or three and one, shit like that.
Yeah, based on saying it's not randomly generated,
like it's not random.
No, we're playing against it.
It depends on the last, like it's not.
I don't know how the seeds are picked
or if they're even our seeds, any of that shit,
or if it's just randomized on your first.
It just shows up.
Yeah, I'd say it's probably random on your first game
and then after that kind of based on record.
Game.
Otherwise they just do the whole season
like this is where you're playing.
Here's every game you're gonna play this.
Yeah, yeah.
The next team are playing is going to be a 2 and a 1 team as well, gotcha.
It's just cool you're playing again, man.
Yeah, it's cool to be that competitive. Got to have that competitive itch.
You always competitive. Yeah, it's like your league.
Yeah, but it's all the other games that you're competitive, but not that like all the extraction
shooters. They're not really competitive. You know what I mean? They're competitive to an extent,
but there's no those are system there's no counter strikers just a different monster
means to them without a counter strike is just full blown just raw competition yeah yeah
and we haven't I don't think we've ever played a game like that together where it's actually
competitive because I want to consider nice it was the like it was the shooting logo we did smite
smite we got into ranked and played a little bit whatever yeah deadlock was but that wasn't even
I'm competitive at the time of the year, I don't rank in the system in that yet.
Yeah, smile is not the closest thing.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, sorry to keep you longer, asking a bunch of questions.
No, no, no, you're just going to get the note.
Probably.
Halo's like that, right?
Almost competitive stuff.
Yeah, I do play.
Yeah.
I don't play like Halo to the same level of comp that I play Counter Shack,
But I do think that like probably like around the same skill level
on a level that would be in CS.
So.
You're already out of squad, so we didn't get to play the ranked together.
Yeah, he's a high ranked anyway, so it's hard to get on to.
Yeah, I got that ranked too.
I'm going to go to Halo.
Damn.
He is going to go to.
I'm on focus.
I'm going to get some sleep.
I got a huge hang.
I'm going to order some fucking late night food.
Nice, I don't catch you guys tomorrow. Maybe we do some more game tomorrow. I'm not a thousand percent, but maybe unless counter-strike and golf my whole body.
Yep.
I'll be chillin out dudes. Nice.
Alright, dudes, thanks for chilling out for the top secret nighttime sesh brothers. I appreciate you. Let's just read somebody.
Let's give you.
Yeah
I'll give you guys an audio tonight, okay
All right brothers
Thanks for hanging thanks for chilling
I'll catch you guys for the the real part of the stream tomorrow, which is like 12 hours from now 11
After now we'll be back on it playing some more counter strike
Um
Trying to get better trying to get better trying to get better basically peace both days for the stream
I mean, I'm going to sleep. Well, peace Jimmy Jim. I'm going to well noddy in the daisy. Yeah, you knock us
Make sure you guys are cool to noddy be cool to him in his community. Please. Thanks for all the subs or resubs the gift does
Thanks for everybody for showing up and just chilling out keeping the chat moving. Thanks for chilling. Thanks for choosing this channel
To spend your time and I appreciate you both are you going to back to pro
And if you want to know the real the real answer that dude is I'm not good enough to play to play pro nowadays, bro
The bar has been raised really high
Um, it's tough to keep up with those guys, you know, I mean, I just want to play some competition, have some fun, you know, play my level comp, whatever that is.
I don't even really know how good I can get if I play for a month straight.
So I guess it's kind of a test run too, but I can kind of tell you from playing the last couple of weeks that yeah, I'm pretty, pretty much caps on my skill level.
I don't think we're going to get much better.
So we'll see you though.
You never know.
But yeah, good night.
Sleep well.
Have a good night.
Have fun with Naughty. I'll catch you guys in like 11 or 12 hours and we'll do some more chill. Alright, let me guess
I'll catch you