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02-08-2026 · 7h 53m
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I don't know what I love to do
Yeah, what up everybody
What up y'all
Hello and welcome back to my favorite equine streamer. Hope you're well man
What up
24 more hours no, I don't think so
No. No. No, I don't think so. I don't think that'll be happening. Sorry guys. That 24-hour
Our stream was um...
Yeah that was something.
That was something.
Boop boop boop.
What's this gonna look like? Okay, so I ended my 24 hour stream and then I slept for about
8 and a half hours so then I woke up at like 9 30 p.m.
And I was still tired but I was like feeling like I can't sleep right now because I'd
really bad so that I got up and I was up for like six ish hours six ish hours
went to better like 233 somewhere around there and then I woke up today at like
12.30, one o'clock-ish.
So not bad.
Not terrible, I think.
Something like that.
Sponsors do not count. You only did a 23 hour.
You still owe us the 24 hour normal link this time
No, I don't think so actually
Also, I will say
To things I think it like the 19 ish hour mark
My stomach started feeling really bad
Like that's why I I put on that fucking kitchen nightmares video because I needed to like AFK for an like an hour
Because my stomach really didn't fucking feel good. Like I was not ideal
Mmm, and then like at the end of it
My voice also started to go a little bit. I can like kind of feel it today, too
It's it's not as bad as it was, but my voice started to fucking go
Noticing how they take do moff his throne during a special month, but defile
Was it worth it?
chicken no no no I don't think so but that's fine that's chill that's chill
yeah who made that 69 months visit except lemon prime and banana jowl and
freewave and silly soul thanks for the resubs you all blue lemons and mothers
pride and I'm the one who knocks thanks to 20 bits post-exit time on prime Milo
takes the 20 bits and hopper and risk and slick doos and digital decay Sarge
everybody
mm-hmm smart this reminds me of your horse name I think it would have been
easier though if I had like planned it a little bit better and had some like
actual food prepped. You know what I mean? And like, maybe some coffee at some point?
Cause I also went basically the whole stream without any caffeine. Like I drank a coffee at the
beginning and then I went through the whole stream. I ordered food from Wawa but by the time my food
My food and coffee got here because it took so long the coffee was low like Luke warm
So I just had like a few sips. I don't even I barely drank it
So
You know
Not bad
Why don't you microwave it I didn't feel like it
I didn't feel like it.
I spent my entire life begging for 25 hour streaming and you randomly do one as I'm sleeping fuck you.
Thought we'd sleep in for the whole 24 hours, what did you, inner hibernation?
What's up super?
What are you talking about man?
I'm doing this ARN.
While I'm sleeping.
I've been laced in my clinch class.
Alright bro.
Yo, nice 757, good job bro.
King Death, thanks for 16 months, make love and thanks for 5 month prime.
Smart.
Wow.
I got to say it's pretty funny timing that you posted the taking a break from
Overwatch big and then like three days later it's right back to we're so fucking
okay guys I'm gonna say some part of YouTube is engagement fading slash
click baiting slash thumbnail baiting slash title of the video being you
know what I mean like that's just the game unfortunately it is what it is
That's great M peak.
You'll be back.
Thanks, I threw your bits though, bro.
Vexx takes a good set of brain, they said 200 bits.
It was low Keyboss mode to do a 24 hour stream to flush out the sponsored segment.
Yeah, I don't know why I did that.
Um, I don't know why I did that.
Um, but it's chill.
Alright, why are you linking me to this bro?
Here's another good Onron edit.
Why are you linking me to this bro?
What are you doing man?
Smart.
Oh, well tell us something about the Prime Sub. Poor O'Sad. I watched Super T.R. thanks for
knowing my Prime Sub.
Yeah!
got you something well you know first time chatter how old are you I'm 25 bro
25 POV me when I hopper they think it's a blazing thing bro stream when I
hear super TF is doing a 24-hour stream Redward will be performing his
This is the biggest version of solitude in E minor.
Yeah! E minor! Oh my god!
Any comments of Mario Kart for variety soon?
Ah, thanks loves!
I complained about Stefa title in that video overwatch when it was overwatched too.
You're never wrong just early I guess.
Yeah, what can I say?
Why does it sound blah blah blah blah blah blah?
Bro, it is so cold today by the way.
It is unbelievably cold.
cold. In Philly, it currently feels like negative 18 degrees Fahrenheit or negative
28 Celsius. It is disgustingly cold right now. So fucking cold. Is that why your lips
like that? Yeah. What, bro? What are you typing right now? Super Bomberman Collection
official trailer
Yeah, we will not be playing this
We will not
What is this
College
Horse
Recreated bro one of the goat I don't know if I should
I don't know how I did that in the moment. I want to be honest
You're trying to find I can't I
Am 25 I'll be 26 actually next month
Yo, Valkyrie's about on prime plate off takes 45 on prime revisit one of the boat. Oh, that's a good one
It ain't our ball. It ain't our ball. It's our ball, ain't it? It's our ball! Hey! It's our ball! It's our ball! James has laid the ball and I'm down there! It's our ball!
Smart.
Magnetic's 11 months bro, appreciate it man.
Do the Mina costume before you get too unke and chopped.
I'm never gonna be unke nor chopped.
What should I be calling you now knowing that you're a force?
Um, I don't know, but whatever you want.
This might be if your horse day.
the way you are.
Smart. Are you freaking ready for tomorrow, Sue?
Um, the Super Bowl?
Yeah, I think so.
I don't know what time I'll be live tomorrow.
I guess whenever the Super Bowl ends, huh?
I mean, the Seahawks are gonna win. It is what it is.
is.
Is what it is y'all.
漊漉漉漉.
D Casual.
What better you place it?
I don't think I'm placing a bet.
Honestly, I do think the Seawall's going to win.
Oh, brother.
An Instagram link?
What is this?
What if feels turn off the live control?
I
Know we're all excited to see what song is that it's in it's called in the pool
from
The chainsaw man a res a art movie
Super did you see Lil Wayne performing in the Clash Royale Arena? Shit was heat.
This isn't deadlock, guys!
I gotta be honest with you.
I don't think I'm playing deadlock today.
I think I played a little bit too much deadlock last stream.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
Although, I do want to show you guys something in Deadlock real quick.
I do want to show you guys something real quick.
It's literally my job, bro.
It's literally, literally, my freaking Dwaab.
Okay.
Smart.
Can you guys see?
Yeah.
Wait, check this out.
They did a, they did an update
where they adjusted people's ranks.
Turnis 3!
E3!
For the link.
Tough.
Is that good? Highest rank is at Turnis 6, so...
Doesn't make your tier list any better, fuck off.
No, I'm not on the overall row. Although I must be close because top of thousand is a turn is three
So I'm close I think
We'll see
Although I am on the lash leaderboard rank 116
Who's rank 1?
Oh, Parzellian and Eido?
Is Calvin on the top of GT?
Or if he's deaf and blind, where's deaf and blind?
He might not have enough games on GT.
I don't see it.
Maybe I'm just blind.
I'll point a twitch for baby bro, I'm not playing deadlock, I just wanted to show you guys that
I got, let me E3, E3 is 3.
That's all.
Shield bro.
Bro, yeah, I saw that I do a 24 hour two days later all of a sudden a big thing in a 24 hours
Does this guy have an original idea like what's going on here, bro?
Oh my bro, I've been seeing that shit on twitter dog at like
Like XQC and Jinxie saying which is a harder game, Rocket League or Overwatch.
And XQC's been saying Overwatch and Jinxie's saying it's Rocket League.
Yeah, I see that.
Dude!
Okay!
You wouldn't know what actually is the hardest game, bro.
It's Tekken, by the way.
I'm telling you, it's fucking Tekken.
That's just a fact.
That like, bro, if you are God of Destruction, like one or God of Destruction two, or like
you're placing top eight at EVO for Tekken, you are on a different level, I'm gonna
say it, bro.
I'm gonna say it!
Guys!
Overwatch is one of the most mechanically challenging games at high levels, be real.
Let's be real.
Okay, can I say something?
Can I say something to you real quick, guys?
Now, I've played a lot of Overwatch.
You guys know this. I've played Overwatch for 10 years. You guys know this.
I've been a pro. I've won at the highest level in this game, many times.
Bro, this game's kinda easy.
This game's kinda easy.
This game is kinda easy.
I will be honest with you for a second.
Um, wait, I don't know, bro.
This game ain't that hard.
In my opinion.
Now I've played Rocket League a very small amount for a tournament that Ludwig did.
That game is fucked because it has no, you can't transfer any skills to that game.
Like you are just a noob every single time.
Every person that plays Rocket League is a noob and you're gonna get shit on.
I didn't play it for that long, so I also didn't grind it.
But the little bit that I played was so frustrating to me.
It was so fucking frustrating to figure out how to play that game.
It took me a thousand hours to hit Grand Champ and Rock.
Is Grand Champ the highest rank in Rocket League?
No.
Not anymore.
SSL.
Gotcha.
Look, I think Overwatch is a relatively simple game.
Now obviously there's people that say, well, obviously you think that.
inspiration from seeing it from the case of tiktok but would you be designed a
tattoo for me to get literally inspired by anything you want on this
paint and doesn't have to be hyper detailed it would be cool I don't think
you want me to win so you don't want that I'm telling you right you think
you want that you don't you do not need to design a tattoo that will be
permanently inked on your body that is a terrible idea bro you don't want
that do not want that oh and like bro I keep seeing people on Twitter they're
they're like posting clips and shit and they're like bro like no I want to see
a rock-a-league player fucking do this or like a rock-a-league player post
clip and is like I want to see an overwatch the player do this. No, bro. No.
I do think overwatch definitely is is hard for some people because I don't think I've
I don't think I remember when I played with Tens and he had like really good aim, but bro
I remember the one time I the one map we're playing on Colosseo and
He was holding like a fucking valor in angle like his game sense was just not there, bro
It was so fucking funny
Well, I don't know bro, maybe me saying that Overwatch is hard is like, or not hard is
just because it's like second age for me at this point.
I say that I work all the time.
I take a knife off of a client in crisis and go, I'd like to see an Overwatch player
or do this and everyone in the room nods and claps.
What's wrong with you, man?
You saying Overwatch is easy,
is like Faker saying League is easy?
It doesn't apply?
Cue please, auger, auger, auger, auger, auger, auger.
I don't know.
I do think aiming an overwatch can be kinda hard though.
Because, uh, movement and overwatch is...
But there's no, uh, there's no acceleration.
Which is really fucking hard.
You just instagelf at full speed.
Tomorrow night
Rocket League is fucked though. You will not catch me grinding out Rocket League bro. That's just not going to happen.
All I'm saying is though, Tekken?
That's not gonna happen.
All I'm saying is though Tekken that's a hard fucking game. There is too much
going on in that fucking game. Like you gotta be a powerhouse.
Smart. Screw you.
What did I do bro?
What did I do?
I started playing TF2 and somehow playing Gumsling O'Renge in 12v12 matches feels less
overwhelming than the average out game.
Not gonna lie, that might be a you problem bro.
Is this accurate?
What is this?
Okay.
What is this AI generated description, bro?
Bump Bump tomorrow night say his name one time. Say his full name music
Who is the Emerald City route what
Why they call it what is the Emerald City route artist?
I
Podcast gave him a nickname
Don't be born
It is not fucking care at all, bro
What is this essay hey Super Junior ATK 1 on runs them with woo yong's like on run
Wuyang it's it literally makes a saying in Chinese literally translated into safe and sound
This is cool because it means their parents think them together, so they will always be safe when together
This is also something many Chinese families do in real life also on runs ability called
How do I pronounce that ability name
Is a reference to the Vermillion bird the ancient Chinese bird of fire similar to the Phoenix Wow
very cool name smart super to you fw kitty cats um yeah yeah yeah yeah
Connard is the 47 month prime, Wildex is 67 month prime, so...
Bro, Jetpack Cat might be broken, I can't lie.
NGLTBH, 100.
Fire emoji.
Chatters boot up Overwatch and feel like Einstein when they hold right click on Moira.
Meanwhile the same chatter will boot up Tekken pick a character and begin sweating when the enemy king starts powerbombing them over and
Surely you saw this
Yeah, bro, I don't know
Like to me. Oh my god, it's even on fucking it broccoli versus overwatch still showdown clips flood feeds
What the hell is that, bro?
But can an Overwatch player do this?
I'll give you Overwatch players three months to hit this.
Okay if I had three months I could probably like...
I don't...
Okay I'm not gonna like jerk myself off too much but I feel like given three months I
could probably do anything like mechanically intensive in a game.
yesterday is what it is bro. But I'm also an unemployed loser who can spend a lot of
hours in three months compared to somebody else. So, you know.
Super 2 days ago, also yes sorry in sterile gloop.
If you've never played Rocket League before, I will legitimately pay you $10,000 if within the next month you can even hit Champ.
Wait a minute.
Rocket League ranks.
Hold on.
Champ.
All other games pale in comparison.
This is the hardest game in history.
Champ.
So I gotta go all the way up to Champ in a month.
That's outdated?
Shit.
Where's the new ones?
Is this it?
Ah, thanks, loves.
Buddy, you can't basic shot some Cassidy
after $10,000.
So I need to hit top
What is that roughly that's like six percent?
We'll say like top seven and a half percent in a month
Top seven and a half percent in a month for ten thousand dollars
Now will I be dequeued because I technically played like four hours of it
They'll give any rocket league player 10k if they can do this
Any rock-a-league player tank-a-
To talk to a girl. Begin by catching her eye.
Introduce yourself and smile. Try asking her open-ended questions about herself and
laugh if she says something funny. If you have-
All against pill comparison, this is the hardest game in history? Oh shit.
the pit of a hundred trials? Oh yeah, careful.
Wait, this is what your horse clip reminds me of? What is this?
I forgot I did that.
Why do I have this innate ability to like randomly become a soundboard?
How do I do that?
Super two days ago?
What is this?
can a rocket league player do this can a rocket league player do this
Alright, dickhead.
You're late to class, don't be goblin. We're literally mid conversation.
We are literally mid conversation about that, bro.
Now I'm getting angry.
People that never play Rock League just can't fathom how insanely hard it really is.
Oh I can fathom it.
I can fathom it.
Okay, but can a fucking Rock League or Overwatch player hit fucking six electrics in a row
with three deep dash electrics?
No I don't fucking think so actually.
I can't even do that.
And I've played it a lot of Tekken.
I did the original quote retweet that XQC replied to and I'd love to argue this within with you
Brother can we get a fuck? Can we be serious here for a second?
Again you missed half the conversation dog
I
I already said overwatch is fucking easy dog now again this is coming from it
not to like jerk myself off a little bit this is coming from a guy who has
played this game at the highest level competed at the highest level played
for ten years won multiple times at the highest level a very decorated
competitive player this is the hardest hit rank one numerous times this
games easy you guys I'm gonna be honest this game is not too hard it's not that
hard you know what I mean
you're not that hard wow 11 months already Wow in my opinion Wow Wow in my
humble opinion how politely do you guys think I would have to ask to get yeah
I have like fucking 20,000 hours and overwatch shut up shut up I have like
20,000 hours in this game so you know would I say that it's not hard? Yeah
you know does this go hard but this is also just like the fucking fighting game
main conversation transferred to other games like in fighting games no one is
is going to admit
What they do is I only guess you've been and missed the start. That's on me. You know what? I mean
I'm like everyone's gonna downplay
What they do because they want to give credit to themselves. That's just how it is
Like if you look at any fighting game, right?
Everybody's all fucking
Correct me wrong, but isn't it easy to be a top player in Tekken because you're one of five people that played regularly
No. Everyone wants to say like, oh, in fucking melee, Fox is in top three because you don't
have to do this. Or whoever you made in a fighting game, you always downplay it because you want
to give yourselves credit. And this is just that conversation expanded to a whole game.
You know what I mean? Like I think Rock League is hard because like I said, it has no transferable
skills. I fucking have barely played it. But like if I sat down and actually dedicated
time to grinding it. Could I probably get pretty good at it? Yeah, I think I could. I think I could.
Hello. You know.
You could? I think it would take longer than you think. Maybe.
Maybe, but I also just don't think I would have fun playing Rocket League so I don't even want to like, try.
I don't think I would have fun playing it.
Because I played it for like four hours and I thought it was ass.
Like I just, I mean I was terrible too but, you know.
I don't even know what that means.
You think SpongeBob? What does that mean?
So anyways, all of this to say this whole conversation exists because people want to stroke their own egos and jerk themselves off. True or false?
like what the hell am i rea- like can an overwalk pro 1v7 a group of streamers with as much
ease as a rocket leap pro?
what?
like what the hell?
What kind of comparison even is this, bro?
But what are we saying?
Funny thing is I can comprehend how you could hit this clip and have never played Overwatch.
I can't comprehend how a top mechanical Rocket League pro executes his clip and I've played
12,000 hours of Rocket League.
You might just be ass, Mike Gregan Ellis.
Sorry, bro.
might just be ass. There are really rocket league players out there courting this with
full confidence thinking they're hitting this sob emoji.
Wow.
Rocket League is harder than IRL sports, let alone fucking Overwatch.
Oh, hell nah.
Oh, hell nah.
We just found the take.
If you took everybody on earth to grind rocket league,
You would have a way more like took everybody earth grind rocket league and then also have them grind basketball
There would be some more people
That are as good as or close to as good as the best rock league player
Then there would be people that are close to or as good as LeBron James like just let's be fucking serious, bro
That's just not happening
That's just not gonna happen
Not gonna fucking happen
I don't watch basketball as LeBron, the best player, I mean, not anymore, but like I'm
just saying for comparison sake.
Like, or like you won't find it, like prime LeBron, how about that, like it's just not
going to happen.
Watch your tone.
How bad, bro?
How bad, bro?
How bad, bro?
How bad, bro?
How bad, bro?
How bad, bro?
How bad, bro?
How bad, bro?
How bad, bro?
Bro, why is nobody mentioning Tekken as the hardest game?
Like come on bro.
Melee is the hardest fighting game anyways.
Melee?
Wait, I feel so vindicated seeing every single clip showing Rocket League is harder than
Overwatch, again not even the hardest FPS game on the timeline.
Look here's what I was saying about Overwatch.
There are a lot of good FPS players that I've seen play Overwatch and not get high rank.
Because it's a very different FPS game.
That's all.
Like Shroud?
I remember he played, he had really good aim, but he was like still in plot.
If any of you are ball knowers, the hardest game ever is Guns the Dual.
Shit is like 3D melee.
Smart.
What if we get the 24 hour blooms into Valorant stream today?
Thoughts?
Globe?
Yeah, stable Ronaldo can literally win a championship in Fortnite, can't say the same for Rock at
League.
Damn bro.
Alright bro, but what if somebody tweeted out SuperTF can be a back to back champion
in Overwatch?
That wouldn't be very nice
Do you know what is brought up rivals at the first game?
Maybe can we just step back and analyze this full-grown adults are seething arguing about what takes more skill
A cartoon shooting game with a gorilla mascot, or a game where cars play soccer.
What if instead of pressing post on Twitter we start pressing post on indeed job applications?
Rocket League, League and Dota Inserting of the MOBA, Fortnite, CS Lush Valorant, Fighters,
MLB the sh-
What?
Overwatch?
FIFA?
Call of Duty?
Okay, rotation ant, let's take our fingers off the phone, yeah?
change that handle to summer ant
top 10 hardest games bro I don't know and like hardest is so fucking subjective anyways
Cause like I said, for me bro, Overwatch is so easy.
But I've also been playing this game for so fucking long, it's like, you know, it's not a hard game for me bro.
Overwatch?
I also was not Diamond bro, I was Ascendant.
3.
Never Immortals to fuck with.
I boot it up every fiber in my being screams for me to get off this dog shit
I have a question. What's your question?
Microphone
Okay, but can a rocket league player do this do what?
So I'm ready to go stick them out in the template telling poop to show me a
smiling friends see
What's wrong with this fucking guy shut the hell up man
Rockling players wouldn't be able to do a day one destiny raid at like last wish
You know what bro?
Fuck it.
Chess is the hardest game.
Let's see somebody fucking spend a month grinding chess and put them up against Magnus Carlson.
Fuck it. Chess is the hardest game.
Let's see what happens.
Hey, Super, my first client is going to sentencing.
Work him up from a parking violation and the prosecution is seeking life without parole.
Oh, that's interesting.
Okay, but can a Rocket League player do this?
Dude, can a Rocket League player do this?
I don't think they could, bro.
I don't think a Rocket League player could do this.
I'm speeding in blue to help.
I don't think they're good actually.
Hello.
Is that a horse?
I'm dead actually.
Sounds edited.
I'm speeding in to blue the health.
Is that a horse?
Starcraft is really hard that is true Starcraft was a sicko game that is real news
Oh, you know, Tom Amicus, thanks for the 8th month prime, Tinko, thanks for the 20 bits,
Anonymous and Vaccines guy, and Fried Egg, and Dinah, and Tony Nels, thanks everybody.
Oh my god, I saw this, people are dumb as fuck.
Heavyweight's running full speed into one another to see who gets knocked out, like
you gotta be dumb as fuck for the shit.
Oh no.
Oh no.
That's just, that's not, like what the fuck are we doing, bro?
Oh no.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh my god, wait I remember seeing that bro.
On the fucking team airplane Tim Duncan was playing Starcraft after they won the NBA Championship.
Wait, wait, wait, let me see if I can get a picture of that.
Tim Duncan...
Starcraft.
Wait, where is that shit?
1999 NBA Finals on the airplane playing fucking Starcraft, bro.
We all know the hardest game is jackbox quick flash when you're in a room of people you
You don't know but well and I'm sure what jokes to draw.
Anyways...
Not... yeah.
It doesn't really matter what the hardest game is.
It's Tekken, by the way. Final answer. It's Tekken.
Wait everybody new year clacks torch versus reworked shuriken?
Um, wasn't shuriken kind of ass but reworked shuriken?
I don't know.
I'm gonna say...
I guess torch?
I don't know though.
He can pierce now?
What do you mean he can pierce?
Like, can you not parry the shurikens?
Oh, like, oh, oh, oh, I see what you mean, like, once you get hit by them, they still
keep bounce.
Oh my, wait a minute.
Guys, I think my prediction's over.
Wait, that's actually kind of broken, no?
That's kind of nasty Where I saw
I
Fuck I want to find I don't know if I'll be able to find it
There was like you I don't think I saw how much like when people were like shitting on fucking oh
Like if Oda Road JJK and there was a fucking redrawing that scene. I thought was really fucking funny
I don't know if I can find it
Fuck
Oh wow.
Do do do do.
Oh my, oh this one.
There's one on the top left.
Maki if Oda wrote her.
Another fierce human similar.
Oh fuck, that's so good bro.
I
Do new new new new new
No one can hide from my sight
Fucking funny I got a pee
Have you seen this clip
What clip if you say annoying shit like Gigi just quit it's over
I find your mentality so unbearable to read.
You are pathetic to me.
I wish I did not have to breathe the same oxygen as you.
Unfortunately, we share the Earth together.
I do not need to share your shitty thoughts together.
I'm okay being bad at stuff.
I am okay trying my best in failing.
I am not okay with fucking losers!
Who sit on their fucking ass!
Who will never achieve shit!
And their entire self-worth comes from fucking roasting others.
I don't love it! I hate it!
I wish you weren't around on the same earth as me!
Unfortunately, I'm stuck with you.
So at the very least, keep your mouth fucking closed
because you don't provide any value when it's open.
You are a loser. I don't want to read your loser thoughts.
I will permanently ban you. Goodbye.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean true once to be slime nah slime wouldn't say that that's not a slime
thing to say but like he wouldn't like slime wouldn't threaten the idea of a
perma band he would just do it and then say that I wish you were dead
anyways I had to go pee really bad or I'm gonna piss myself and it's gonna go on
floor and I'm gonna fucking feel really embarrassed. So I'm gonna go pee.
Chinese for fullness emoji.
Chinese for fullness emoji.
Stunning look reviewed in a stream of you this and happy Saturday
Yeah, the hardest game is a high guard
What is this I have to cue this song I know this song I've heard this song before
Okay, we'll kind of fucking music nourishment like me bro
Can we stop acting like the hardest game isn't told school rules? What is this bro?
1963 789 thousand listens charade a vocal what the hell is this bro
Oh, thanks, loves!
Sniff.
The picture on my wall, it am I in speed that I'm not so bad, not so bad.
Tears won't flow, I'm wondering why.
I'm not a bad at all.
I can't see at all Even if I could do the all-be-crazy
But your picture on my wall Stop!
How about you know what make you stop?
Get back in there.
It's my birthday.
How about that?
I've only two more years until I'm 30 aware.
I got you, Honzu!
Cue this PLS-arga.
elder abuse actually a good point Meg thought that Eminem was Kendrick Lamar
I gotta I gotta unbanner for that cuz that's embarrassing forgot about that
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I just can't go this is what it is bro I think I've just I found them with the perfect comment
in my chat. I don't think I've been a more perfect comment than that. Check this one out.
Voke-ass clown. This the type of music that wins at the Grammys because it's palatable
to eye-dweights like you. Have you ever seen a more perfectly crafted comment? Everything
about this comment is actual perfection. This is unbelievable. This is the most
perfectly crafted comment I've ever seen. Great job, bro.
Arriving at much point, Gibraltar.
Can you queue this up, please?
You see Furia tweet or post about the on Ron looks no no no
I don't think that's proper says he's been offline for 22 days is that right though
I don't have I don't have matted so
These nuts
Guys my hands are cold it's too cold outside can we fix this can we shut off the winter please
Colossus is insane on Winston.
But imagine toxic bullets on Winston, though.
Is that like cyber venom from stadium?
I don't know what is cyber venom but an actual item.
It's an anti-heal item.
Claws and bullets does give anti-heal, but it also causes like a damage over time when you hit them enough
So you know
You don't came to save the day
I
Song is well
I
Guys they turned
Gen Z is trying to cancel who?
Gen Z is trying to cancel M&M
I love having the butter with him
Please don't watch that clip but you don't like it
Try going on there
Whoa!
Okay, we're just having it.
Alrighty.
Interesting.
Ready to go.
This is Winston.
I don't even know why he natto'd be there.
My widow died and I just got a nano.
I killed one.
What the hell you talking about bro?
That's my hands are so cold somebody fucking turn off winter. I hate it
He's amping
Yeah, but what if someone just killed two of them?
Ah! Healing barrier!
You look super easy
We can touch with it out of here
Pussy, I'm literally sitting outside in the snow watching you. Dude, it is negative 18 right now
It feels like negative 18 right now in Philly
Celcius no bro Fahrenheit negative 28 C
That's nothing bro can you do me a favor?
I mean that's nothing jackass.
You are not tough. I promise you that.
I'm building an island.
I am.
I'm going to build an island.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I...
My widow is getting ganked by the widow I think.
Wait wait, next next I'm going to give you an armor.
Oh shit.
Did you... did you never know that?
Dude you gotta die.
Nice.
Nice.
Or are you in here?
Nice.
I'm doing all the time.
Nice full spawn. Nice tracer.
Wow, she actually peeked that and got the kill. That's crazy.
I haven't primaled, but...
Okay, wait.
What was that my lift?
I'm still alive.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
I
Winston
He's going on side
What the hell
I want to feel that tracer so bad.
This time I actually touched it rather than...
I can... touch.
I can freaking touch.
I can freaking touch.
There's no shit in the left door, right?
Okay guys, but is Overwatch back when Overwatch season one comes out?
Okay, then what else is there counting us?
What?
You can get nano.
No, geez.
I'm on bad, bro. I don't know how that pulls.
Was it on like the inside of your shield?
I have no idea.
I think I might have gotten stuck, honestly.
Please queue this.
Everybody was just hitting a lot of shots, kind of tough.
Super, I'm your fan.
Oh my god, thank you.
I'm your fan.
Yo, Watermelon, thanks for watching.
Kinko and Corozo, thanks for tuning in. Star, thanks for tuning in too.
Existix, thanks for the five months.
Anonymous, thanks for tuning in too as well.
Hanzo, thanks for tuning in too.
My favorite Gorilla song?
Oh, dare.
Dare.
Dare.
Boring?
My bad, bro.
Do you feel superior to me?
because your favorite Gorillaz song is more niche and underground and has less plays on Spotify.
I'm just gonna do it again because I'm angry now. I'm not gonna click your link this time I'm over I'm over it
Let's get another 24 hour stream. No, I will not be doing a 24 hour stream today
In the middle of a freaking game man, I can't look at the link right freaking out man
This game doesn't have a pause feature like deadlock
Guys I don't think 24 hour streams are good for your body. I found this out. I
Just don't think they're worth
So I got a little extra to mr. Rage is the eight months comment
They did a month as well and grandma guy theory except in my prime
Like I think I think you need to sleep at some point
Bro doing it's way far stream but like sleeping during it is just like position like why even do why you do it for the first
This is not...
Maybe the best native all time?
I got Slau with a stick.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Bring, bring, bring, bring.
Yay!
I'm sorry.
Yay!
Who's Gia on the background?
I'm gonna buy a holly trap.
I'm going, I actually might as well wait for armor.
I'm gonna get her.
I mean, I'm killed all of them.
I don't know, Emre, maybe he looks really good.
Yep, true.
Fuck the Patriots.
Fuck the Patriots.
Patriots
Oh, this widow doesn't miss. It kind of pisses me off a little bit.
Slip, slip, slip.
Shit.
He broke his way in.
He's gonna farm with you.
Hang it out.
I'm not even gonna farm right now.
I could have primed with him in there, but...
We do not want the Patriots to win and Drake may like we just we aren't looking for that
That's kind of insane to me that no one died there that was a fat fucking primal
I think that Junowalt was killing him a little bit my break cleans up my break
Cleans up though
God Drake is gonna get exposed I can't wait oh my god, and he'll never go back to the Super Bowl again
Oh my god oh my god
I'm lucky one Drake may is getting 400 plus years what you're on a bridge
right now try to need after 400 plus years is what I'm much more right
Yeah, for fraud am I right guys was that tough?
It's not
three two
That's worth it. I mean it's just not but
I have Primal, I'm just gonna aim for the window of this fight, yeah?
Oh yeah? Is that so?
Nice shot, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
Why do you walk out of the ceiling bubble? Anybody knows?
I'm not kidding.
I'm gonna go deep. I'm gonna go deep. I'm gonna go deep.
Someone stay on the cart though. I can't...
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Not good.
dude the widow just hits everything, like i don't know what to do
i get on her and she gets peeled and...
oh my god
this is fricked up
wait
one of the widow
they have two peeling, three peeling for him
i have two and spawn, i mean
we're all looking at me
Oh brother why do I have a jump grant on Gibraltar?
I'm not giving you
Yeah, we have to go deep
Wait for, um, I can chase you well
Ah, can we go quick go quick go
Alright, um, I'm just gonna ult, got a swan, Gino Gino Gino Gino, cast one, I'm on
card, even when I build, aww he's not, he has primal, aww we just lose and the second
I think so on you and grass eater and soupy next to reset bubbly next to my time doping
10 things and I'm on prime and T1 G takes the prime as well.
Gula, she thinks the two Nick and Ju Yomal and psycho and let it and panda
popularistic and big nard and grandma died.
Fieri.
Thanks everybody.
You have don't know all me twice please be better if this isn't the best tiktok ever.
This can't be what you want to be to see so bad this actually can't be it.
This cannot be what was someone this I refuse to buy.
How was your progression with it doofy um how was my progression with it well I don't
speak Japanese I don't know Japanese and um yeah you know I think that's only a bit
con maybe I should start again though maybe I should start again though
hey Arga please cue
You have any family in Japan?
No bro, what?
Bro, it's not even a horror game, it's a fucking fishing game.
Sombra, Tawito, and Reaper in the auto-second, the discord meeting ended.
So true.
true bold charges 31 prime base dad there's 21 prime sub or 21 month reset
excuse me this guy is so tough who's tough this is my gf sorry uber dot dot
I thought she won't leave, bitch.
Oops, wrong one.
Leave.
Get out now.
Ugh.
Ha.
Subscribe, please.
Wow.
the Dracula Jenny remix we listened to this like when it came out actually it's not bad
Until the part where she just starts talking like she like it doesn't I'm like what is happening
What do you mean by that you'll see when the song plays in like one two three four songs
why the fuck is your twitch tab gobbling up 3.6 gigs of RAM you greedy little piggy
do you have any idea how much the shit costs you greedy fuck no opera I'm not doing anything
That's your fault, man.
Sting stone, thanks to the Prime Sub.
Just copped the Bogo, Bogo,
double beef and cheddar from Arby's on DoorDash.
We feastin', wait.
What if I ordered Arby's and a pizza right now?
What do we think about that?
What if I got both?
Cause like a beef and cheddar sounds so good right now, but then I'm thinking about it and I'd also really want a pizza.
Downloaded a mod that changed Venator's alt music to this song.
So now I'm gonna ask you to cue it and think of Father Queen.
Oh, they're cold. Devils never cry?
I'm being challenged. I'm being challenged right now. What is this? I'm being challenged.
Why is this song called Not Me?
Why is it called Not Me?
What does that mean?
Oh, thanks, loves.
Is this funny?
Let's see.
What's up in your mouth?
What's up in your mouth?
That's the girl, my little.
What movie is this?
what movie is this what movie is this bro
cheaper by the dozen my nose itches
Can you try this?
Oh my god bro late to class?
Oh my god we saw this man.
The shit is fucked up.
Like what, why would you even do this bro?
That's me, by the way.
Anybody watch UFC Fight Night the Night of All, or what, just curious?
you're that watch it I was watching the I was watching it
At my dad's house because I'm a little there today
Bro the one fight was fucking crazy
In the it was in the women's division
There's fucking crazy
The one girl got her like her nose broken or something in the first round and it went the full three rounds
And then by like the third round her nose literally was like just leaky like a fucking faucet. It was just leaking blood
It was fucking insane
What are you saying brother I just explained to you I was watching to you
There was a and then also the fight before that the dude tapped out
With one second left in the third round. It was crazy
Also, too
He was in a rear naked choke and you got he tapped with literally one second left
Why I don't know it was so weird it looked like he was reaching for his mouthpiece and
Then he tapped like literally right before the bell
um literally right before the bell kind of kind of wild
prelims are either dog-ass or peak well I swear to God some of the prelim fights
are like better than the main card sometimes like yeah wait a guy kind of
Crazy
I'm scared of this little far back right kind of pissing me off
You have
Imagine I just one-tap that Tracer there.
Dude, there's only one on my mousepad.
Okay, we're good.
That's my rank on tank, champ 3.
Champ 3.
My rank on tank is champ 3
So are they fixing the scoreboard next or the leaderboard next season or what?
Yeah, thank God
Help me
Help me
I don't think we're doing another one actually I don't think it's worth it though I don't
I think 24 hour streams are good for your body. Like straight up.
They are not good for you, man.
I was one tap out Lucio.
Thanks bro.
It's a one
I'm telling you guys by the 18 hour mark it was actually over for me
They ran it
Why don't you sleep out of 24 hour? I slept for like eight and a half hours
We woke up at like nine something. I was still tired, but I didn't want to sleep because I was like well
If I sleep more now, I might as well be fucked
So then I got up for like five or six hours ish went to bed at like 233 a.m. Ish then I woke up at like one
That's like okay, I think all things consider
I was very tired not gonna lie
But it's okay, I live
What if I hide or anything in one shot?
I don't know what to do with him
Ahhhh
Fringe! Soldier 1
Tracer 1
D.Va 1, D.Va 1
D.Va 1, D.Va 1
Nice, nothing there
Go baby, go baby
We got our win here
Big comms! Big comms! We gotta win here!
They better close, sir.
Need some wheels.
We're all meshed off, so they won't show off.
There's an Earth.
That's tough, bro. Fire, you guys.
Where on Earth is he?
How was his tracer full alive you gotta die double dink nice
Yo nerds you gonna accept 2-1 and I'm gonna accept 2 King Zou King Zizou thanks for the
9th one prime new and paradoxical thanks y'all
AK9 thanks for the 11th prime and nerd thanks for the 2-1 thanks bro
I should be cute!
Carrot face!
TP, TP, TP, TP!
TPing!
Oh
Why is it called carrot face because there's they're called carrots, bro
What's a carrot
Got silver bullet
I'm gonna confess points look at me
That's one customer
Bro, he's good. I mean taking point
It's still a bullet. We don't want you know one I
Got punch
They do Casper? No is it? Okay we young fell off the map. Thank you. Give up one. Oh I'm
dead. Thank you. Give up one, give up one, no blister. Dead. This one. I'm not reaching.
on yeah that's right I got fucked
sure nice hack you know that tracer is like a granny well original she's like
50 years old tracer yeah in the Laura
I think he's lying.
There's enough bulls.
No!
We're in a fight, we're in a fight.
Wait, if we play back out of my new team.
We need some help back.
Holy fuck, let's either go.
If I was good, that player would die.
We're in a fight.
Wait who got was it the diva? Oh man. I play
Oh
There's no one that I can really play
I
Can't believe I was like I was like kind of a downer on this card for a minute, but I didn't like it
It's just too much, bro
No.
Dude.
Think.
No aim, I'm not surprised, but I'm not even like, missing with this shit.
You again, dude, you should, my boy.
The cash is almost dead.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm moving what you deserve for your service, darling.
I can just hide in the corner down there, me, team.
She's gonna fetch
Just her buck
You've all the point team
I'm sure bro. She has a matrix. What do you mean shooter fucking?
Shooters if she doesn't have matrix question
you're under
Jesus
Yo, super DMS being in double watch live what?
If you miss being in the overwatch league
It was fun, but like I'm chilling it also doesn't exist anymore. So, you know
That's good. That's
Did you see that Ludwig is copying your 24 hours sub-a-thon?
Well it wasn't a sub-a-thon, it was just a 24 hour stream, but yeah I did see you doing
a 24 hour stream.
I do one, and then two days later he does one.
What a little freaking rat.
no Winston could move like that. I let the way you move.
I will see what's possible here the time to beat five.
This is an old clip. I've seen this video years ago, bro.
You see Winston in our final competitor.
This is fucking crazy, by the way.
Super how fast this dog moves.
Winston got that done and you can really see it with the slow
Suspended in midair. I'm we'll see what's possible here the time to beat 5.944 just said
Oh, that was a great start. You'll see Winston
But he's so fast
Why does it have a muzzle pretty sure because if it doesn't have a muzzle and it runs that fast, you know like I
I don't know, I think it like can hurt itself or something or like it helps it breathe better
Oh, I know that it's safer for the dog to have it than not have it
Actually, but what do you have to be proud of anything I got a few things I got a few things
Super chatter asking why someone else is muzzled, what the fuck are you saying?
smart have you seen this what are you saying bro have you seen this in what you
know I still can't oh my god this is what looking this is what you just look
like for you guys yes yes years yes there's no way it looks so fucking good
Man
Holy fuck this looks this looks like it looks like I just got like a PlayStation 7 like this is awesome
This is the guy that you guys always say is smarter than me and he's been on 60 Hertz with a 144 Hertz monitor for over 10 years
The hell?
It's incredible dude.
The hell?
You've been in Northern Lion View for like 20 years, this is true.
This is true.
I was falling asleep watching Northern Lion videos playing Binding of Isaac years ago,
back when I was like 12 or 13. This is true.
I thought 60 Hertz was fine. Boy, was I wrong.
Yeah. It's, um.
I mean this is not gonna look any different for you guys on stream but like bro this shit
is crazy when you first get like a higher Hertz monitor the UFO test you can tell the
difference in 30 FPS but I doubt you I don't think you can't see 61, 20 and 240.
This is the Jenny remix, I think it's fine up until like after the chorus for the first
I'm like what is going on in my ears
Sticks are death.
Let's get this system started.
I'm not giving up on you, Riz.
I wish you would.
Hey.
What?
I
Sounds like kids Bob
I'm pumping this line right now
Oh my god, where'd that choice go?
Like this part of the song is just like, I don't know what they were fucking here.
Kevin should have told her no, sorry, try again.
Oh my god, misses every shot.
Jenny can do no wrong. Kevin is at fault here.
That's what you're wrong. Kevin is a fucking musical genius, and he will be respected as such.
Wow, what's happened? That is not there. I killed that motherfucker.
name literally 10 fucking Taman Paula songs okay the less I know the better
borderline let it happen
Dracula loser elephant feels like we can only go backwards how many is that
help help help
we touched
uhhhh
i need
i got over here
is that a dead?
i think i did
new person
same old mistakes
the moment
wait that song is good as fuck
i should listen to that one
yesterday. Oh shit. How many do I need? That's under 10. I think. They're going to
not shout at me off. No, they use it.
Mods?
Just fight, just fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. Wow!
I was kind of scared if it went over a wall there. I didn't know
Grandma
Vendetta
Dead
Wonderful wonderful
No
Let me stop by the Dracula skin, but I kind of like naked Reaper though
Hello?
Newt
Between now and deadlock which is your preferred game, matey?
Deadlock?
Don't piss me off.
Fence it, don't fence it, this one.
Fucking piss me off.
I don't know what you saw, but I thought it was a shaman.
But it clearly was not.
Although I did kill...
her and him.
Okay!
Vendetta might be able to take out Doomfist, but is she beaten Reaper in a 1v1?
I don't know about that one, y'all.
Is she beaten Reaper?
I
Have a post of it see that shit it's like fucking freaking out
It's chill it's chill
Thanks for asking
Why did this carry just open the 2v5?
What's going on there?
What is Widow going to do now?
She's not Talon?
Wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean she's not Talon?
Did she leave after Vendetta took over?
Is that Lord?
Is that New Lord?
A New Lord drop?
A Lord nuke?
A luke, if you will?
Reaper, Sombra, and Widow all left?
wait what Freya and Emre joined Talon but I didn't see this comic I didn't see it
wait so who's still Talon then Emre Freya Mauga Moira
Sigma, although Sigma is like mind controlled so...
Wait, check me out here.
No one's telling me anything.
Ash is working with Vendetta now too and Vendetta sent Malga to recruit Junker Queen.
And Vendetta airstrike Gibraltar?
Yeah we saw, we knew that.
Maybe when this Ram never checks his fucking corners by the way.
What the hell?
Oh, is that a 29 player kill streak?
The fuck.
of the game.
New canon treasure skins has her have new scarves.
I don't have your family, bro. They've already been shipped off.
Jayzer thinks that's a prime. People thinks that's a prime. Something Uwu thinks that's a prime.
Wait, you said someone said that's a TLDR on Overwatch Cavalry.
Wait, so we don't make a Reaper and Sombra have all left due to disagreements with leadership.
Under a deal arranged by Maximilian, Freya and Emre will aid Talon in breaking into Watchpoint
Grand Mesa to steal an unknown asset from Moira.
Ash will lead the Deadlock Rebels in a calculated distraction at Watchpoint Grand Mesa, providing
and cover for Freya and Emirate of Steel and Unknown Asset.
The Hashimoto ally with Talon.
Interesting.
Vendetta sends Malga the personification of power
to meet Junker Queen in an effort
to earn her respect and strike a deal.
Smart.
interesting Q on this cold carrot and nothing
anymore
interesting
the comic is in game it's like seven minutes I doubt it wait
I don't even know which one do I watch?
What is Untitled Trailer?
Vendetta.
Wait, here's the scars?
Wait, here's the scars?
Oh, what the hell?
Tracer got fucking attacked.
I'm not.
I'm not getting a cat, sorry bro, thanks for the 12-1 prime.
And a total thanks for the 12-1 prime.
Leave!
And nothing hurts anymore.
Comic ain't in game yet.
Oh, so we're just lying to me?
Wait, so what is Untitled Trailer?
Oh, this. Right.
Makes sense.
Smart.
Hockey for life, there's nothing on Prime Sub!
smart do-do-do
maximum million yo the ellipsoid prime and glossy alexandra the settlement prime
smart can we get a wagamotin tired of our detail
No. No. No.
Smart. Super who wins White Boy of the Year, you all concnuple.
Who? A con-nuple? What the hell's a con-nuple?
Oh, he plays for the Hornets.
Boop, boop, boop, boop.
Check out Genji's new skin.
He's fucked up.
Where do I even see these new skin?
Are they in-game?
Like if I do heroes, Genji, Filter, Unowned?
Oh wow.
The next season battle pass skins?
Genji skin.
smart you
Wait Genji also about fucking deleted
What the hell
That's from Hanzo though. Yeah, but
But look at this right here, bro
It is black wash skin. There's no scars
Maybe overwatch is just inconsistent with their fucking lore and shit
No way
My cooking up a parley for tomorrow guys, I don't even think I'm betting for tomorrow. I don't think I'm placing the bed in the bowl
And be honest
Lame
Wait, I am in a block pool though.
Someone tell me what my, someone tell me if my numbers are 5 or not.
Hold on.
Okay.
Okay.
I have, um,
four for the Seahawks and six for the Patriots.
Am I cooked? Did I just donate some money or what?
For what? A block pool?
A block pool?
What is that? It's basically um...
So you pick a block in like a whole grid, a 10 by 10 grid because it's on the top, you don't...
Block, pool.
A 10 by 10 grid used for sports betting while participants buy individual squares to match the last digit of the score.
After all a hundred squares are filled and assigned
Randomly generated numbers 0 for 9 for each team winners are determined by the score at the end of each quarter
So it's basically yeah
My why am I on this character control
Y'all punchin' buildings that are so much fun
Po-Wolfing that's my prime as well
Bro it's not even like the generous
Like the most common like thing
Gramps are run
It's not even like that the generous
Honestly
MY EYES
Tary
Oh, it's UC Big Girl again on Soldier.
Wait, tough.
Actually tough.
Yeah
Yeah
Guys, it's Hanzo broken.
What's up? What's up, D.Va?
D.Va? I can't wait to put on my melody, D.Va.
I can't wait.
My melody
Well, why did they go evil now I can't shoot them for free
You have
He's going to die.
Oh my natural.
I got, I got demon.
I got her.
Dude, dude, when do collabs usually come out?
It's like midway through the season usually, right?
They said February 10th? Oh, that's the first day of the season, he thinks.
I wonder how many people are going to sponsor for the start of the new season.
Ow.
Because they usually sponsor a lot of people for like new seasons.
Or like for big seasons.
Like they spawned in a lot of people in stadiums, okay man, I don't think I've ever done that shit.
Ow.
NERF THIS!
Uh, full spawn.
Those spawns are ex-QC before you?
Guys, I mean dude, I mean you.
which shattered i was literally sponsored two days in a row like three days ago
what are you typing
you'd have
So was Tim okay, bro
Okay, that's what we're talking about like I said don't like I'm like I was acting like I'm not getting sponsors
I literally want
Do we see the return of rivals next week, oh we might see the return of rivals next week everybody we just might
Oh, we might. Oh, we might.
We may see the return of rivals at roughly 4 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
At some point next week.
What if I just like lock in how do you hit her
How can I land on a deadlock sponsor brother not sponsor anybody if it does I
I don't even think they're gonna sponsor everybody when the game comes out.
Or like whenever they officially put it out.
Yeah, that's about it.
If you can store something for like 8 seconds, I can charge.
What the heck?
I'll go too.
You want me to go?
I got you.
He was so long ago.
He went in too.
Fuck.
I get my old...
Yeah, I don't think they're even gonna sponsor anybody.
I would be like shock actually if they did
I don't think it's um I don't think it's gonna happen, bro
I don't like I just when that has valve literally ever sponsored anybody for anything
I'm thinking about it, and I just don't see it
No, yeah, like I mean maybe maybe they might now because like things are a lot and I it's different now, but
I
I'm 10 and 7? I didn't even play him back then. I thought I was playing as L.
What the hell?
I should have speed up. I should have speeded in.
I can win, I can win, I can win.
I killed 4v1s.
I hate this fucking allorial bro, it's so good.
I didn't push far down the plane
Fires randomly into the crowd. Hope we're gonna get a shot
You got
Dude stop putting me on fire a lorry
I guess they're sending their hanzo seven and seven
it's gonna be the seahawks in the Super Bowl, it's gonna be the seahawks, well 100%
the seahawks, it's gonna be the Super Bowl, is what it is, seahawks absolutely are lame,
I have no doubt in my mind.
What the hell?
It's like the skin bro, it's fucking it's Ryu
It's Ryu my eyeballs hurt help me somebody help me somebody my eyeballs hurt
guys who let me do a 24 hour stream though? who let me do that? why didn't somebody take
control once I get off
How was that fucking pilot hitting her?
Broken character or what?
Okay, bro, you're kidding. She actually lives that too. I don't think she wasn't even trying
to kill me. Oh wait, I saw Moon playing Deadlock earlier. Is he playing normal games now? He
He was playing Street Ball when I tapped in.
No leverage.
Back attacking that.
On the lobes.
Now why would they go D-Wile?
It's so much harder for me to carry on this character than with D-Wile.
My butt got really tight there.
How would have been a headshot if it wasn't for D.Va?
My head was so cold.
Don't worry chatter who is trying to consolidate that guy that's not real I've seen that message
typing this chat by like 15 different accounts over like two years that's not real don't
Don't worry, bro.
Yo, why do I have no cooldowns?
Aw, what do I go here, bro?
It feels too hard
I'm going to be more active here I think.
Honestly maybe Reaper, but did I get lucky to flick that Honda Arrow and kill somebody?
Can we just fly in here?
Wait, D.Va, D.Va.
Okay.
Oh, D.Va lost the map.
We gotta go, we gotta go.
Oh, D.Va, Louise.
Oh, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Oh, these Elise.
Oh, D.Va's still so fucking good now.
We could stall, maybe get our D.Va's back.
Aww.
I'm going to get blind because you're going to go in the air, I'm going to get blind.
Wait, let me see this.
Is he actually playing Lash?
Wait, I got to see this.
It wasn't me though.
It wasn't me though.
It wasn't me though.
Let me see this.
Wait, he almost had ult.
oh my god he's in my old apartment the hell someone get him out of there
I mean pockets just so broke wait go to wait he's free thinking of the don't
pop don't okay wait for the affliction around now we're off but he's free
thinking a build wait what is he buying I knew he would be on that extra green
Lash what the hell is this bro? Can you do my what can you do?
Do people still got mystic shot on this character?
Yeah
When the missive let me see the old let me see the old though my momentum
Why I seen your old apartment bro, he's just chillin. I don't know
Okay, that's somehow hit
Well, come on go go on the side go up top going here
Good one mods
Good one mods
Tell you he's actually sitting on my lap right now my stream is just behind the pocket don't worry about it I
Want to see that I want to see the old real quick. I'm gonna go for it though
Unforged
encourage him I feel a big lash hole incoming wait he's actually massive on
lash hold on oh he's taking so long the pocket is gonna afflict him again bro
Oh gosh.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I missed.
Nice.
Those are my fo- Get them.
Oh no.
nice those of my foot
get him oh no wait maybe whatever wait the ship
oh Billy's done fuck I know I mean that's the only time he died but you know
I mean he did get the kill he did get the kill
Shit broken actually real not his fault actually real news
This is a great amazing day from 2026 thanks Martian you two join
Because I have to pee
I
Super to have a look at moon moon stream right now. Are you a fucking jackass?
I'll bear back here. I'm a pee
Oh, I just took a nice fucking kiss, by the way.
Yo, Mason makes that 20-1 roll and Valus thinks I do any bits of him.
judge this viscous gameplay punch viscous all this guy's a creep
okay he's punch viscous not broke like what the fuck wait he's kind of
nasty on the viscose though no
but he's kind of nasty with it war war never changes not perry insight bro I
My hand was like just peri fucking puddle punch.
It is not that easy, bro.
You have less time to react to it than a heavy melee dog.
And like half the time, like you can hear it,
but half the time you can't even like see
if it's like behind you or under you.
Like it's hard, bro.
It's hard.
I'm on the wrong scene.
You just suck.
Oh, what is it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, guys, don't talk to me unless you're Aeternus.
I'm Aeternus 3.
This is for high elo only.
Don't talk to me unless you're higher rank than me.
Aeternus 3 or above.
Didn't even earn it.
I did earn it though. I actually kind of did earn it though.
Anyway, what are you typing, bro?
Bro, I have some pasta in the fridge, I kinda wanna heat up, cause I'm a little hungry.
Bro, I'm not no, Moon Moon is in my fucking room, bro.
He's in my room!
He is in my room!
He's-
AHHHHH!
On my lap right now, push the scroll, he's done his-
Where's this build?
What the fuck?
Why?
Oh, you'll see.
Why is he on the fucking support latch?
I'm walking him down right now, dude.
Does Moon Moon know about the spirit page in the shop?
Hello, actually.
I'm coming.
I scrubbed the entire, this entire bot for the background, the only one AFK wants.
That is just not true by the way.
That's actually not true.
Oh, what?
Let me think.
I know I shit at like the 19 hour mark.
I took a shit at the 19 hour mark, roughly.
I definitely got some water a few times.
I don't know.
What if I put this game on my hood all off?
What do you guys think?
Hello team.
Yo, what's up?
Yuckie.
What up, bro?
We're all together.
All of us.
I'm not playing this whole series.
I'll put it on your own.
I am ready for you to pop off, bro.
My VPS rank?
They'll get back up there, bro.
How it should.
Is it what it is? It's okay, though.
one
two
two
two
two
two
two
I
Job team
Thanks, bro guys Joe curvy is orange. I like it's noon on a Wednesday. So true so true
Where's the door right there?
Okay.
So the blinds, we're gonna...
Oh, they're low.
I'm doing a lot of damage.
Nobody's dying.
Hmm.
We're out of pups.
We're out of pups.
Yeah.
My ultimate is almost ready.
Overclocking soon.
Get ready.
I'm not so fast.
My ultimate is ready.
Get ready.
I'm not so fast.
My ultimate is ready.
Get ready.
I must have elk.
I have my ultimate.
Here we go.
Missed an now.
Someone's on part of me.
I hear a soldier.
Oh, he's one.
Actually one, actually one, actually one, actually one.
Nice.
Feel good.
Shit.
They're going to have everything done.
Put up.
Shoot him first.
Probably.
No!
We'll be lost for eight.
Bro, how do you...
You didn't see that?
You didn't see that?
Try this again.
I'm right.
Oh
Bigly
So there's gonna have all care I don't want to have maybe
I miss bad
Okay, why did you not come this way?
Did they just use soldier and blade?
So beat jumpy.
Um, do I get off Soge?
I feel like...
Hmm.
I think I just got past, I don't know.
I don't know who.
I mean, what are you thinking about, Shreve?
Way
Really one
We're down
Where he's shooting on me. Oh you are you sorry? I'm running away. Goodbye. Oh my god
I
Don't know to be long guys. Why do people think I'm annoying guys. I don't get it. I don't get it
Guys, I don't get it
After so Jolt you cast
Or just yeah
Yeah
We also have the tutorial here.
Yeah, for sure.
Now there's tutorial here, buddy.
Uh, I have to look for the rest of them.
I'll be late.
The treasure's behind me.
Do you know?
It's one of the more.
I'll hold it again for you.
Actually, no, we're good, we're good, we're good.
The tank died too, so...
The crows are coming? What the fuck does that mean?
Should I, should I be worried?
The crows?
They're gonna do pistols again.
The crowmaller?
He's gonna peck?
The crowmaller gonna peck?
Now
I'm doing a lot of damage
Well, that's just much about kills, but a lot of damage
I
Won with that wall there, bro
Brother get a happy black history month. Yeah, happy black history
I'm not gonna run
Now I'm gonna go for it
Why'd you stun her?
Don't have a speech impediment
Anything else? Jackass?
Oh we have a Q and a Q on me
Ooh shit she fucking won't shot me
I got help too
Oh win the wolf
He's right there Ruff
I'll do one.
Ah, I'm on a second slide.
Nice.
I got you.
Nice.
That was neat.
So I noticed you're not on camera.
Yep, you're right.
right I figured it out because I'm popping off on soldier why would I
change
he's off fucking owned me with the help my rematch raise new big things
all right
can i actually go pass?
he's banned!
no it's that this it doesn't fucking matter
yeah
kinda weird for me
it's all about the mindset
do i have a teammate full of fucking bums?
no
she's one queen
but faster than you
my hands are so cold
Hanzo angle? I might have to go Hanzo actually
oh, blazing
get yourself
did you run? did you run pop?
okay, thank you
w
where's red 40 maxi?
Rez on. How my hands are so cold. Oh, I'm gonna take a little bit on the wolves.
I'm just not a- we're just walking at me here like this, are we? Like shameless or what?
I'm out of here.
Oh
Sneaky Kirby
I shot that fight guys I have I have all
I'm gonna kill you.
Bobo Bobo Bobo Bobo
Where am I on my way off?
That's where I'm going
I'll find the player
Punches you right in the nuts?
Like that shit?
Oh my God, I'm working manguest with her.
You spelled QT wrong but I'll let it slide.
Oh my God, oh my God, you ready to overclock?
You all right, you all right?
Hello, who's calling the Benzies?
I fucking got my shit that's like the back at me, bro.
Clean one.
I'm so shocked.
I need a full dance.
Full DPS.
I need a full dance, too.
Where?
Oh, he dashed out.
They use full DPS, so it's their queen.
Oh, wait, oh, they saw Theresa.
Orisa!
why are we on my nuts can you actually kill an orisa that's in a curio is that possible
Did they just beat?
They have to beat it.
So they have Kyrie and Kloos-ish?
They have Kyrie and Kloos-ish.
Yeah, they have Kyrie and Kloos-ish.
We'll be close to Sturry Sultan.
I don't think they have anything right now though, if they go fast.
Let me up speed.
Yeah
Why they all looking at me we piss off
Mrs. Is right click like a boss
I didn't mean to go sojourn would you look at that oh, yeah
I mean test span not sure come on play the game check the shirt out
Oh
You kind of poo poo
My hands are so cold somebody hold them
I
This would anime link earlier is I'm curious
What are you Lincoln bro?
Thank you snake
Bulldog Carbonara is so good, kinda spicy but...
This moon's still on this last game, wait, wait maybe I shouldn't have doubted him.
He's on fire.
Wait a minute.
What the hell?
I am setting up on there and I have my...
I saw the Walthispaw. Oh, he tried it.
I see... they use both chargers. Oh, big slam on the pocket though!
Super stole his room. No, he's actually sitting on my lap right now. He's such a big boy
Sorry, I'm saying bro. I gotta stop like what am I actually saying, bro?
That's a big sack
You're saying that's not an 80 year old ball, man
guys fucking thank you thank you thank you thank you
I'm about to ruin wait what is this pocket
WHAT THE HELL
Oh
What
The pocket live there ain't no way actually oh it flawed slam
Take the base
Wait, we might be fucking massive
On the lash what
this guy's huge fucking gigachat victor
I love that shit bro I know why everyone
tells me to fucking use the new health
bars it's like it's actually worse I
feel like than the old ones because of
the new ones like you can't actually
tell how much help somebody you can't
actually tell much how somebody has
I'm coming baby says the lash
Copies build I don't know about that the transcendent cooldown is interesting. You get cursed
Start running says the lash
oh my god those guardians almost copped him well I saw you on overwatch and I
come back on your on deadlock not five minutes later bro leave me it must be
tough being you like it really must be tossing you doesn't look like I'm playing
the fun hello that's so good if our team is dying though
I think your experience of January 6th would be helpful fly eagles fly I was
in a really little cool attending what what will I be what will I be
be attending. Super Bowl, Ryan. Well, good. Yeah, you want to know
what exactly what do they say in sports? What's the number one rule to be the best you've
got to beat the best. There you go. Well, the Seahawks and the Patriots, if they play
the Eagles is here. Who beat the Eagles? Well, you know, it doesn't matter. They
didn't beat the Eagles. It doesn't matter. They didn't beat them. Yeah. No, seriously,
beat them the playoffs I forget. The 49ers, they were injured so we couldn't prepare for them.
You're getting off top. I know, I know, I tend to do that. Yeah, yeah, the Seahawks and Patriots
didn't play the Eagles. So don't you think that after the Super Bowl there should be a game
between the Eagles and whoever wins to determine the champion? I think that whoever the defending
champion is just gets a buy through the playoffs. Plays into the second Super Bowl
against the winner of this game. Yeah, that sounds right. Wow, Ryan. We're on the same page.
You know Ryan that sounds great bro
Does lash have the best movement in the game no holiday does holidays movement is the best movement in the game
Hmm
Here is an ever thinkin movement our holiday viscous flash
Shiv
Venator can do some cool shit with his shotgun
Mina
me
Calico just so fucking fast and her cat form bro. I am not participating in this but it's been in what?
No, bro. No, no, I would have said I didn't like this shit today man. I am not participating in this
Ready for season one super ripped in fist. Yeah, and or at least I three months bro
Dog I overdrew my checking account because I sent you tally clips from South Park that you never even watch Target
Um
Um you I don't even say it bro. Did you why not just like you should have linked it again
Wait
Sorry, I'm reading something. I'm a little confused.
L, reading comprehension? No, I'm reading something. Very confidential, by the way.
way. Fine I will overdraw again. I sent this near the end of your 24 hours stream. PLS
tell me in funny. Wait you said- wait are you insane bro? Are you twisted in the head?
Send me something that I'm fucking like about to die on stream
Yeah, I'm done with the rival sponsor next Friday I am hashtag excited. No, but I was I already fucking agree to do a rival sponsor
Pretty fucking agree that shit, bro
I actually may have a few sponsors coming up. I'm not entirely sure.
What? One for rivals? One for something else that I think some people... well I think I'll
do it that some people would be very surprised slash excited for maybe
something you would never guess not that it's I shouldn't I'm not hype I'm just
you'll see bro in due time don't worry about it bro am I one of those people no
Well, I don't think so, anime.
I don't think so.
What do you guys think about this character?
Although it's anime adjacent, if that makes sense.
It's anime wet spot adjacent.
One, three, two, one, round one, catch it, you dick.
Meet and fuck Kingdom?
What are you typing, bro?
So is this kind of just like a better Soldier 76 now, by the way?
I'm dead. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm totally didn't see you. I'm not thinking about bastion,
I think I just saw I think I was gonna full-dive
my favorite movie I watched last year
Chainsaw Man Reset movie. Too good.
Anzo could be good too but I kind of want to go die with the boom.
We get it bro? Fuck you asked me a question.
Let me re-get it, bruh.
The fuck won't piss me off.
Why is the sojourn just breathing in it?
I think this is maybe dead.
Get him, get him!
Get a raise.
Oh, I don't know.
I feel like...
Get one, get one.
That was so low-ulted.
The hills the hills
Oh
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's not I like it. I like it
What are your thoughts on this here?
guys I have a blade you're going to see greatness in action ready to watch me be amazing besides
that
I got one. I said I was bleeding.
What the hell?
The hell?
Wait, getting back snow?
It's actually fucking fire.
Did I not say I was blading? I swear to God I did.
Oh, Laurie's behind?
Nope.
She's on the map, bro.
I still can't move on!
No heals!
I just want this one!
No way that didn't touch, really?
Yo PJ, put it to my prime, Brent!
Legs are set for 64 months.
Duh duh duh duh.
His mic's good. The mic's literally fine.
I wouldn't even worry about it.
Your mic's actually chilling, bro.
Why do you choke yourself?
Cuz...
I'm not actually choking myself.
My hand's cold and my neck is warm,
so I put my hand on my neck to warm myself up.
that's why
hello?
hey what up bro your mic's a lot worse than you go back
oh my god so good
can you go back?
yeah I hear this
I can't hear him anymore
yeah I hear him
they're lying to you
there's a jump
There's one, there's one, there's one, there's one!
No fucking way, well how? I fucking did...
I- I doubled-ing her too and she just- I don't know, she just lives.
Oh, what the hell, this is so awkward, I guess.
Is that actually space? I've only got space.
He's going to live in fucking hell.
He's been overwatching me a long time.
Pretty sure he's like a Marvel Rivals guy now.
He's lanky or flanky?
Yeah, at least one. At least one closely, please.
Did I do super damage to her? What do you want?
She's there, she's there, she's there.
It's gonna blow, it's gonna blow, it's gonna blow.
I'm here again. I'm here again.
How many is this?
It gives me a smooch.
Someone's left.
Ow!
What?
Oh my god.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
It's okay, it's okay. It's a good reset.
Not bad, they need lead.
They're gonna have a resolo, anything.
And bob, right?
Yeah, bob doesn't need to stay there.
I can drag in the bob, I guess, once I get it.
Okay.
Did I even kill?
Yeah, I don't kill.
Oh, I don't want one!
I don't need it!
Nice.
I'll resolo!
I'll resolo!
Oh, wait, why are we not pushing that?
Wait, what?
Oh jeez.
There's a one!
Nice.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come here.
We're back on the right. Let me carry you up.
I can't, I can't.
It should be a touch.
I'm dead.
Pippi's bumping in the right way.
Oh no, my switch.
Go on, my switch.
Oh
My fucking want to do something
Why is my one-shot character doing anything?
There's no way
Oh
My social after me
Ah, did if we all Chris those guys on the right?
So easy left me to die sad
Sometimes I wish you would talk to us like this
Like what?
You wake up every morning you wish you could meet you fucking loser
You never will be with that attitude get the fuck out of my lobby don't even speak to me again
You're so far beneath me
I can step on you might be to scrape you off like a piece of dog shit that you are suck my cock
You fucking piece of dog shit. I can pick you up in the park with a plastic bag
Hey, I'll see you at Thanksgiving dinner cuz I'm gonna fuck your mom and you're gonna call me down you piece of shit
Stay there
Stay in what? Is he saying Philly stay in Philly
I was like what I was like what's wrong with Philly bro
Are you going to come on this on the shield hand?
You've already seen them bang.
They can bang, they can move Mario.
Nice!
Now I'm off to compete in this.
Now for people that don't know Mario has to go into an infinite spider, but there's
a lot of UFC in me fighting.
Super T have a lash at it.
You've already seen this man, helmet!
This came in a dream, I think, if it's not the end of the line.
So, we can stop it.
Ding, ding.
I don't know if it's interesting anymore, but I went through places he streamed from
I'm a tier list maker.
This is interesting. Yeah, it's definitely a word for it. It also just doesn't have like everything
But that's fine
Have you seen this new sport basically NFL cut wait wait no, I haven't seen this way. What the hell what is this?
There's a still fucking crazy me though
Like who's actually doing this shit
Yes, new season is gonna be bigly bro. Thanks to form prime new box and bean stealer. Thanks to 41 months
Redemption link
Yeah, just sign my counter
Why does this cat look kind of crusty yeah, I think that's fine
Why is it looking kind of crusty bro?
Pick the boogers out of his eyes man
This was kind of crazy to realize what the first male DPS you added in the
In fact, the addition of a male DPS hero was the first since Doomfist in 2017.
Excluded Doomfist is which the tank, this is the very first male DPS hero added in the 10 years since Overwatch's release.
I mean, yeah, I think that we all kind of knew this, no?
Didn't we all kind of know this?
Also, like...
Yeah, this is not exactly news.
Wait, loot box!
Ass.
Asshole here guys, my bad.
I think you might just be fat.
Guys, I'm not that fat.
I'm not that fat.
God, Dream Press is so stupid.
the camera down a little bit, stand up and jump a little bit.
Smart.
Oh, god.
Like, there's something around here.
I'm not that fat.
Like, this paintbrush guy is not normal.
I'm not that fat.
Guys, I might have gained a little weight since Overwatch League.
I've also seen his hairy ass, by the way, a little fun fact.
A little weight.
Vanessa, next up, T1 Prime.
Elaborate, we were out at dinner with a bunch of us.
And Sleepy was there as well.
And we left the dinner and we went out to the car
and we were chilling outside,
just talking for a little bit.
And then this paintbrush guy just turns around and pulls down his pants.
Something wrong with him, man.
There's something wrong with this guy.
Was it nice?
Yeah, it was, uh...
It was cool.
It was...
I love Austin Leaves uh yeah he's all right sparking through to my prime
Playing Overwatch as a deadlock is an interesting choice, but not even wrong, actually.
Not even wrong.
Although listen, I played 17 hours of deadlock like the other day on my 24 hour stream,
so like I was like maybe I need a little bit of a break from it.
I was like, maybe I need to just chill for a second.
You know what I mean?
Real cheap would have gone 18 hours.
You know what, let's actually check.
I can do that favor.
We can check how long I've played Overwatch 4.
Videos.
We did 4 to powers 56 minutes.
And then we did an hour 26 minutes.
So that's only, what is that, 16 and a half hours, roughly?
But I did get a turn is three.
So that's gonna mean something.
Select heroes to battle.
That's gotta mean something!
Do-do-do-do. Oh, yeah, I also shaved
Um this morning about or yesterday. I don't remember when I shaved. Holy fuck
losing it
My my my my conception of time has just been fucked because of the 24 hour
Can you play this to remember yes, although I kind of played a little bit at the start of the stream, but I'll play it
Yeah, deadlock ranks are kind of tough to get to rank up win in
sometimes when deadlock decides you're a rank that's where you are it is what it
like it's just because there's no real ranked mode it's just like they do have
ranks though you know what I mean
yo
hello minta viper
guys under this game I'm gonna get some food because I'm kind of hungry yeah
how's it going
Oh, yeah, you return is three play much of viscous then I want to see something
What a pizza and RV's next to late for that RV's probably closed. I have that have food actual food
in my fridge, so
Guys, I'm not ordering Wendy's ever again. They're just trolls
Although speaking of Wendy's dude, my past two videos on YouTube have made it to the trending
for gaming tab, kind of cool.
Someone on YouTube is granting me their blessing perhaps.
Who gaff?
I gaff.
And Steph gaffs.
It's kind of cool.
Help! Help! Help! Help!
The soldier is pummeling this shit out of me.
Wait, she's getting pounded.
Oh, I hear it.
My piano swap, I hear it.
Don't call it that.
I'm just saying that as a joke.
That's what somebody in chat called it once.
Everything's sloppy these days.
I can't enjoy anything anymore.
Everything has to be fucking sloppy and bad and disgusting because I'm miserable.
nobody else waiting to wait you're super yeah what's up bro that's crazy
play this game since last the first thing I've ever played with you that's
possible I've also been a skank since you know watch over watch to
Oh, look at yourself, an easy target.
Please, save us.
Huge.
I got two.
I got three guys impressed.
I got four.
Give me the five.
Where's Deonna?
Oh, she's dead.
My soldier fucking stole it.
Looks like the shootout's moving along.
Night is well followed.
Did I play the beta?
I did.
I played the open beta, and I fucking actually hated it.
I was like, damn, this game sucks.
Will you play League next?
Hey!
Should I?
Should I tap in?
I've got a lot of people that want me to play League.
Should I tap in?
I just quit League today.
Swing by two
Four old that way there's a poor old battle pass say on God
Hey guys, we're at the place of leave
That's what
Cuz I love this
Oh my god it's over, goodbye.
One game on Draven, you're never going back.
Oh, I'm telling you watching Slam play Diana, it did look kinda fun.
And she also looked broken.
Like, why does that character have, have, what's that?
Blink? Cause I would just call that, that, that, like, really long cooldown.
Why does she have blink on like a 5 second cooldown?
She said broken as fuck, no?
That's our Q?
Yeah, it looks so good, but she looks fun.
Why have I never seen you do the ring?
No way.
Wait, how did that- I'm sorry.
I tried bro, I tried
Yeah, I played overwatch in the open beta I said this shit this game kind of sucks
But it's also because my PC like could not run the game so
That's part of it
And it's like you left I tell him I'm not
That plate all of release overwatch and season one on a computer that got less than 30 FPS so
Well, I'm doing infinite damage right now and nobody's killing anything
1080p in 2026 alright who wants to buy me a fucking 1440p OLED monitor anybody any offers
You guys have more of a problem with it than I do like I'm fine with my mother, bro
Well, we can assign you here with speed
Whatever you want to have a three two one skill
Well, I'm out even
Tom's left
Wow, what a thing
Get it
Wait, so our bullet is so good by the way
We won't be one why you want
You think Silver Bullet would one shot Silver in Deadlock because she's a werewolf?
You know, pilot thinks that they're on Prime Majestic?
He's so lucky I don't have her fresher.
Majestic thinks they're 76 months, Fander and Flopkin thinks they're 20 bits.
And Aquarii Cat thinks they're 2 months.
Can you help me help?
Can you back up to me?
Yeah
Wait fuck it
She's one queen what the hell
Help my Rhine part but help my break where everything's happening R.N. She
Not after she swap forms I thought silver bullets just killed werewolf no matter what form they're in
werewolves I mean don't they just like it doesn't matter because they're like a werewolf regardless
So whether they've transformed or not, they don't just pull them anywhere.
Got one.
Can we play Rivals? Yup, in about...
Six days? Give or take?
We will be there.
They're not being too fast.
I'm ready, cast a spell.
I'm gonna speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, I'm gonna shatter, speed, speed, speed, speed.
Turn on one.
Watch that.
Hold on, I'm pushing.
Bad news, both of our supports are not in voice.
Oh, not bad.
good news one of all
she looks at me I'm just dead thank god she didn't go
Oh
When both your supports aren't in voice chat by the way
Can you close the door? No. The door helps regulate the temperature of my room. If I
have it open. If it's closed it gets all fogged.
I'm going to go right, wait.
And...
Ok, ok, ok.
We go after him.
Yeah.
I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping.
We don't want to kill him.
And...
Oh, I'm going to go left.
We go after
Also right against fucking Bastion it might be a troll
can I say that a lot of qualms of this game right now
right OTP you might be
I
You are one care
All right, what a ball oh
I want some food after this game. I'm gonna go heat up some pasta
I
Cannot help you
Come in come in come in come in
My shield
Someone's on a red skull right
Okay, on that fucking last fight by the way my high noon was a red skull and that mother for a shot
ultimate I
Saw the red skull
I got part good big part good real real question. How is my line?
It's pretty tough, bro. Although it's kind of hard to play in a fashion like that
No, but I
Maybe Junker Queen shot saver? I don't know. Maybe it did?
That is a that is for like a second
Game fucking sucks game sucks I don't know bro
So, that's my fault.
Guys, I'm hungry.
Let me get this legendary real quick, no.
Another epic, huh?
are you ever gonna go full-time streamer what don't make me angry
you're gonna make me frown I'm gonna go eat up some food because I'm fucking
storming. I'll be right back. You're loud, Joe.
It is sure good to be here.
you haven't been here before my name is Joe and this is the Joe is Hungry channel
where today we're headed back to Harvey's to check out their newest version
of their turkey gobbler sandwich I reviewed this a little over a year ago
and they really didn't do so well at all I'm gonna have to go to that is my
number this is my review so we're going to hope for the best prepare for the
give it an honest score right here within the city limits of Fairmount, Georgia.
I would like to send a special shout out to David. Thank you for your generous
support. Again, good. I want to wish you a happy birthday. Thank you for your
support. CJ, thank you, and a very special happy birthday to you. Albert, I
want to wish each and every one of you a very special hungry happy birthday.
The Arby's Deep Fried Turkey Gobbler Sandwich is part of a Thanksgiving
three-part menu consisting of the deep-fried turkey gobbler which is what
we're doing today, the deep-fried turkey club which we're not doing today, and the
apple pie shake. The new deep-fried turkey gobbler sandwich is made up of a
quarter pound of fixed slice deep-fried turkey, crispy fried onion strings,
melted big ice with cheese, savory stuffing and hopefully plenty of it,
tangy cranberry spread and mayonnaise on a toasted sub bun. A single turkey
gobbler will add 690 gallons to your ever-changing diet plans. Test your
renal function with 2130 milligrams of sodium. I have the full nutritional
information on the screen and in the description below. To try one of these
seasonal sandwiches you'll have to shell out $6.79 or you can make it a
medium combo for $11.29 before taxes in Georgia. And here we go again. Arby's
head serving weights and their nutritional information for better or
for worse. A single sandwich is supposed to weigh in at 311 grams or
10.97 ounces. With my use of a little bit of fuzzy catmap I come up
with a preliminary and I destress preliminary not an unreasonable 62
cents an ounce can they measure up to their own advertised weights I'm not
holding my breath today can they get them out of the window in a timely manner
will they even pass the Joe is hungry temperature test well let's find out
right now and roll the drive through at Arby's Inn bro I've been fucking
roll the fucking fuse for my kitchen just blew while I was
heating up my my food in the microwave the fuck
hold on.
Carterville, Georgia this is a new location let's see how it goes this time
wish me luck
Thank you for shooting at me.
Yeah, could I get four deep fried turkey goblers not cut in half?
Hold on a second.
Let this go by.
Sorry about that.
You said four deep fried turkey goblers.
Yeah, not cut in half.
I got it.
Can I get that?
No, that's all I need.
All right.
I got you at $29,000.
Yeah, not cut in half.
I got it.
No, that's all I need.
All right.
I got you at 2906.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
All right.
I'm the first one in line today, so I guess there's no RB Fendley box, but I still think
They're going to cook the cold water.
I've got my turkey goblers.
Let's pull off to the side.
And dude, the Joe is hungry.
Temperature test.
Turkey gobbler number one is 145.9 degrees Fahrenheit.
Turkey gobbler number two is 141.8 degrees Fahrenheit.
height turkey gobbler number three is 143.6 degrees Fahrenheit if you've been
watching my channel and I think the time you know I like my temperatures at
140 degrees or above Arby's here in West Avenue Carterville you slipped over
the line today so you've passed the Joe is hungry temperature test now it's
time to open up the buns check out the stuffing taste all the turkey head
back to the studio then. Dude, the Joe is hungry and weight test. Well, Arby's. I would like to
give a shout out to y'all over there on West Avenue once again. You passed the temperature test
and frankly I was kind of worried about whether you would or not. But you did. Makes me happy.
I guess the next hurdle we have is can you make them all the same size? Can you live up
or get within 10% of your own advertised weights.
Well, we're going to find out when we take off for your packaging.
In other words, set the tear on the scales.
As soon as I said fuse, I meant the circuit.
The circuit breaker like fucking flipped off right?
That's all? Why'd it do that?
Turkey Gowler number two weighs in at 12.29 ounces for 349 grams.
Turkey Gowler number three weighs in at 10.95 ounces or 311 grams.
Well the difference between the heaviest and the lightest is actually slightly less than 10%
of the average weight of all three.
So today Arby's you pass the Joe's Hungary consistency weight test.
Well, Arby's, they have serving weeks' new nutritional information, kudos for that.
Because today, you're within 10% and in some cases, slightly above.
So you pass the Joe is Hungry weight test.
That leaves one more thing to do, and that is to add them all up, average them out,
do them out, and you bring the price down slightly to $0.59 an ounce, which leads us
to the next test, the one and only, the Joe is Hungry big reveal.
Guys, can you stop streaming on our RBS please?
Can you stop?
Where did you order from? This is pasta that my father made.
It's a meat sauce pasta with ricotta cheese.
And it's fucking good.
This is what it looks like.
And this is what it's supposed to look like.
This is what it looks like.
And this is what they'd have you believe it looks like okay. Why'd you say that? Why'd you say what they'd have you believe?
What is this thing and this is what they'd have you believe it looks like well
We've seen what it looks like and we saw how much it was
Actually, not a bad price at all as far as what it looks like
Sort of a crushed
anemic version of its ad photos
Add photo puffing at Arby's is alive and well. Oh my god. He is a Arby's hater
He's an Arby's hater. So this is a bias compromise review. He is an Arby's hater.
So it is, bite test engage.
Wait a minute.
Continuing to eat after the sip of Diet Coke.
Hold on.
That means he's feasting.
The bread was soft, fresh, had a nice flavor and held up relatively well with only a minor
amount of crush factor.
The deep fried turkey slices were thick, meaty, and savory.
Oh yeah!
The wings were crunchy and mild.
The dressing was your traditional seasoned bread recipe that went quite well with the
turkey.
The whole cranberry spread was tart and sweet and added an extra depth to the flavors.
The Swiss cheese was there, I saw it, but I really couldn't taste it.
The mayonnaise does add to the moistness, but not a whole lot to the flavor.
This turkey sandwich sort of reminds me of that traditional Thanksgiving flavor.
And I think that is what Robby's was aiming at.
With that being said, let's head back to the mobile studio,
see what Shadow Joe has to say,
and do the Joe is Hungry sneak-a-doodle-bite.
Sneak-a-doodle-bite, number one.
I've actually never had a gobler sandwich.
Sneak-a-doodle-bite, number two.
Sneak-a-doodle-bite, number three.
You hear that, mm, he likes it.
Wait, how'd they do on the temp test, by the way?
I wasn't here for the temp test, how'd they do on that?
The cranberry sauce, there seems to be plenty of turkey, and there is stuffing.
The bread is soft, however, let's let the main man make the real decision.
The main man, sweetie?
And go ahead and give this thing a score if you don't know my scale.
My scales run at 10, 19, the best.
Anything above 9, is a once-in-a-lifetime experience,
and I'm almost never a cheat.
Five and down is that slippery slope
to the pits and depths of fast food health.
So let's go ahead and give this the number
that it truly deserves.
Arby's, good flavor combination.
Oh yeah!
A good value.
I like the sandwich.
And you guys over there
on West Avenue in Cartersville,
you got it all to me in a timely manner,
and you even passed the temperature test.
74 you passed all the other metrics. I
Should have got that meat nugget thing from y'all maybe would have had a different outcome
But today I think I'm gonna go
And hopefully I will see you in the next video
Wait a minute and he's biased against Arby's so you have to add like one and a half points to the final score
So really that's like an 8.5
Guys it's if you watch the other videos he actually hates Arby's
Arby's is so good wait a minute
mythical rare truth nuke from sneaky Kirby hold on mythical pole
I
Think it's winning the ball see how
Right, I got so much pasta I put on this plate
before I put it in the microwave and I'm about to finish it am I just fat as fuck
Yummy
show forehead I know you baldy yummy leaves is dirty dishes on the floor yep
I had about 15 plates on the floor piled up you caught me girl
fucking dumbass that was a joke by the way
Oh
Yummy
Smart.
Yo, super.
I just moved to place the Tazanabi's watch that I get.
Never knew your background was fake?
What else is fake about?
What?
What do you mean, fake?
I appreciate you.
Would you mind queuing this up?
Please and thank you.
Give me fake, bro.
Aw, thanks, love.
Cue me up, king.
You did save me some pasta.
Right?
There actually is a little bit left.
of that there's a little bit left
dummy
you know what trogaly supreme choking on it's a 10 months and lobster lover and
Molly Chan and the poop and parallel fifth and Gio
What the hell is this so higher by Eminem what song is this have I heard this song
Oh my eyeball this is Super Super your are like of the opposite of Tyler want like
And yeah sign this up my glorious king
Thanks King fat head
Oh
What the fuck am I listening to ask your fellow chatters bro team let's win shall we
Yeah
Whoo that pasta was yummy that was a big plate to
That was a big fucking plate of pasta
Yeah, bro my fucking my microwave just like I'll give you charge shut off like the the circuit flip while I was
Eating it up
I know how to use a circuit breaker
I just fucking hit myself
We should definitely push up there if they're gonna take the end all they did it and that is
My deepest a person
I'm gonna actually can't like I actually can't do anything here if we're not gonna walk with
them.
Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna help her.
Like this is just stupid.
I'm just gonna sit here and like I might as well go sit here at this point.
I'm just going to sit here and like I might as well go sit here at this point.
I don't know what we're doing.
I'm ready.
Alright, um, okay, well they grab.
All right, let's go left side then
Let's go left side
Whoa
Actually, I might just grab you at the choke
I
That's actually the most sad thing ever. I didn't get these there
I'm going fast
I think I have a clear.
Frick.
Illegit bubbled himself and just walked into...
Yeah, it's tough.
So long to damage Kiriko, huh?
So
Were you against playing it characters back when you were pro moon was I against it?
Do you mean was I was I playing against gimmick characters?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
What do you mean did I hate it?
It won't be tough, though.
No.
Why are you kind of low?
I'm on journey, keep the lobby going.
I'm on vent that way alive.
I'm alone, man!
I
Actually fucking believe by the way, we're hot I want the hot I'm on the hot I'm on the hot speedy speedy speedy
I want the hot I'm on the hunt video speedy. I'm speedy
Why she alive
I would never
We we illness how about we minus me thoughts
Fucking brown, I'm not sure, though.
Dude, why does it feel like we have no front-line pressure?
Let's go on there.
I'm not getting done.
I think I have a very big dude.
That would be a good point.
Vendetta is very strong.
And big, and muscular, and he's my ass.
Come on, that's a girl.
Hey, grass.
Oh
This is impossible
So, but that is still fucking giga broken or what?
Six seven
guys we may need a vendetta half of her health is armor it's kind of broken
Let's go top left.
He's right here though.
Play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play,
at least I mean how do we win this I'm just gonna walk that wait I see how you
win this I figured wait a minute wait take blame
okay actually well I listen for I'm gonna have grass into though we really
I can't give this our energy
I won't shoot then
My kill is kill also
I'm gonna get a fucking level
Why is he so flashed?
So there's a guy that I...
I'm gonna see deeps
All real?
I walk on fire
Oh
What was that one? That one, that one, that one.
Holy shit, my big comeback.
Kiri grab!
Kiri dead!
Winnable
One
You like Arby's yes, I do
Watch your flanks
Get that nice to be caring again
That would be sturdy flames
Super hit the kind of guy to love mega death. No, I don't think so
That's awesome real Chungus
We won the game
I came back on 3
Wait, what the fuck?
That's my main point
You want that?
I'm backing back
Okay, we got so we don't go me go me faster than what would happen. I know it's impossible
So just jump up the map low
Oh good!
They're gonna grab if we chase here.
Hey, chase them on!
What are you doing?
Hey, they've grabbed.
I'm not grabbing, I think.
Uh, let me build my base.
Careful, let me grab this.
They don't have a hit scan.
This is real news. This is real.
They're gonna fucking walk at me, probably.
Okay, we're like baiting you.
I reckon they'd be fine.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I like it, I like it.
I was a brown, I take him top.
Bad news.
Yo, Vendor's into me.
Oh, no, he's into him, into him.
Hey, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
Hey, where's, where's, where's me?
Yeah, she went, she went.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
No way.
How about Lucius now?
I'll kill that one.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh no, I don't think there's that one tonight.
I think I played 16 and a half hours of it today,
and I think that's maybe a day off as well.
And then never.
You know what I mean?
And the lorry.
He's good, he's good.
I'm going to let you see the lorry, lorry, lorry, lorry.
I'm dead.
Oh, nice.
I'm going to let him show the lorry, lorry, lorry, man.
And then we just chill, we just chill.
They found Wastekiril, and we traded with him.
Yo, kill her man, kill her.
I'm going to stream, I'm going to stream, I'm going to stream, I'm going to stream.
I'm going to stream.
I'm going to stream.
I'm going to stream.
I'm going to stream.
Hey, that's just my, what the fuck is that?
Look at it though.
Look at it.
What the fuck?
Hey, you know what guys?
W turn around.
W turn around.
So who are you talking to?
also what's this we did that
i think we did that
really proud of that turnaround everybody
not worse than everybody wait look at that it's gonna be walking by
i think this is
i spy or no? no this is classic overwatch
We should make a team true
True
enchanted
To read do you prefer rivals keeping old charge between cough rounds or overwatch resetting it?
Is the Terraria playthrough also cue this please resetting I think I
I think it's interesting that you can keep it though.
I think it's kind of interesting little gameplay change, but I think I prefer the reset.
This
I
Bop-bop-bop
What is it's rare play through oh see Duke versus UNC
Oh my god, the audio gets so fucking compressed.
Look at how loud it is.
Holy shit.
Crazy.
What game?
I don't know.
Start counting.
In four, dammit!
Look at me!
One, two, three, four.
Not quite my time.
I
Picked the boogie out of my nose
I know this is super only takes my money and never thanks me yo, um wait did I even wait one's last time
I thanked yo Keith and the little chungus and Zeddy and sneaky Kirby and plague after
and left hook, masquerade geonature in statler.
Hanzo and Dora?
Thanks everybody.
God, that lock is so cool, no?
Here comes the lash.
Wait, let me double check something real quick again.
I'm sorry, I'm kind of a fucking...
Uh, Seahawks.
Smart. Who you got tomorrow?
Uh, Seahawks.
I think I'm primed. Oh no.
Bro, it's just a dick thing. I don't know, bro.
It's just a dick thing.
Bro it's just a dick thing. I don't know bro. It's just so addicting
Something about it is just like
You know
You smell me
smart
It's called being a good game
Is that what it is
I
Don't there's a dick I don't there's a bigger dope mean rush for me right now than drifter one with spirit snatch bro
When you get right up to somebody with spirit snatch melee life steal two points in your one and you fucking chunk them for 400 health
God that shit's so nice
Well, when you get the... Alright, I'm done playing with you.
Dang, dang, dang!
Ooh, blah, blah, blah!
It's like when your dog greets you at the door after a hard day at work.
Well, I don't have a dog, but I get it, bro.
You're not queuing by the way? Oh my fucking god. I'm a fucking dumb chud and don't perceive
me, don't look at me.
play this? Oh, I've seen this. The fucking skating to work game? Yeah, I've seen this
shit. You are poor and bald, get to work.
How good was this guy at Overwatch? I'm new here. Brother, you said was? Don't get it fucking twisted.
Be serious.
What? The greatest needle drop in all of film?
Under pressure by Queens to the song.
Eh, I'll think about it you four. Thanks, I finished six months ago.
Hop on roblox wait a minute should I play some roblox roblox cheer
Roblox cheer
But remember when I remember when fucking Senate asked to play Roblox and I got in that stupid
fucking wait in line to meet LeBron James and then people in chat fucking streams night
and I got jump-scared by somebody who spent IRL money was that fucking worth it?
smart
You know Mel, that's the Prime7
Okay, but what about Sina spending actual money by the way to nuke the whole server because she got
Killed and become a shark or whatever the fuck that game is
of
Sina has lost more money than you've ever made.
Why are you just reusing a joke that Ludwig said to her and then using it to me?
Can you be original please?
Before I curl you up like a fucking piece of tinfoil and toss you in the trash?
I
I
I
I
Stretch says the harm what the fuck oh, what I know it's just so strong with you
I
Why you watch I don't crack my back
I was like I did that like on the mineral ice
Yeah, what color my socks green
White why do you believe it?
I have gray and black socks. Possible bad message?
Super I love you says Scout. Thank you Scout.
Carrot face, colon three.
Yo, yo, what?
Can you kill our bro you're going to come you're going to come
We put up one why does this guy just keep saying gay sex
The shadows
Oh, the game is safe. I can't wait to play Dorado.
Abrams is missing. Thanks. Abrams is missing. Thanks. Abrams is missing. Thanks. Abrams
he's missing
you're going to come
you're going to come
you're going to come
bro why does Fer keep saying I'm going to come
why does he keep saying that
I get you one
I get you one
I'm not taking
3, 2, 1
3, 2, 1
okay
You're done.
Upper hog, upper hog!
How the fuck did I die?
Listen to more Bowie?
Guys, I said this earlier today, I don't really listen to artists.
I listen to just like songs, like maybe a few exceptions to that rule, but like...
I don't really like have artists that I throw on.
I just kinda listen to whatever songs I hear I think are good.
I
Didn't Paula is a little bit of an exception
I'm waiting
All right ready
I got one and four casual worth a revernory
Okay, I got to get you
On the road with Jamie Foxx out Jamie Foxx one is B. Oh, yeah awesome, bro
With the house alive
There's no way. I mean, how broken has it? How broken has it? I actually discussed the hero
Wait, can you say something again? I actually broken hero
Okay, they want you bro. They want
Almost.
I'm alive.
Fudge.
Let me fall on the fair trial, find my fair love as you, to change the way of caring about ourselves.
They're calling it the greatest ending to a song ever. Right before Let It Happen, of course.
How'd you launch?
I can't fall from the brush though
He's gonna be dead
I think so
I think so well
You can't do it.
Give me one.
Oh my god.
This is a hazard.
I didn't do anything there.
But we won.
But we won.
I got like a kill. Well, why does hazard not die?
I'm getting a little bit upset
If you want actually
Great. My Genji's clean with it.
They're saying I'm dirt nasty.
What the hell? I'm already going the fucking spawn.
Is he dumb? Actually, I don't know if you've got it. Yo, Hellman's next to the tier one.
Boon's next to the prime seven. And unique things for six months.
Greetings!
Alright guys, he's ready for Overwatch to be saved on the... what day is it? The tenth?
I
Ready
Wow
Wow
That's when you genics comes out
Oh, yeah, I don't know what kind of game that is all I know is that I don't know what is making it
Hey guys, you can deflect casual you can also matrix it and shield it like you can do a lot with it
Ryan can point his shield up and block it. You can matrix it, deflect it.
Wait, we have now blade again. You ready on it?
What if I dash through that cask and throw the bomb, that's tough for that of them.
Run into the bush, I can touch, I can touch.
Did you see one?
No, cast behind, no!
You know what would have been really nice, you guys?
A beat.
A beat would have been tough now.
of
one of
the
Who do you have in the Superbowl, the Emerald City Root Artist or the Foxborough Locksmith?
Who do you have in the Superbowl, the Emerald City Root Artist or the Foxborough Locksmith?
What are these goofy ah nicknames? It's the Seahawks, bro.
Is he gonna say Gaysex?
Oh, Gaysun or Fought Daughter? Fought Daughter.
Um...
Fuck, that's a hard one.
Super I have a question. What's your question?
Hi, I actually have a question. What are you gonna upgrade your mic, bro?
What's wrong with my mic bro, what's wrong with it?
Alon Alon Alon go on tell me tell me
How was it ass tell me not tell me?
You know what, Tawcigiri, are you out of here?
Fuck off, I'm in my air.
Hey man, roasted Tawcigiri.
Wait, my guy is just in.
Oh, oh no, look at me!
Oh, I was gonna go to the anyway, I was walking away bro.
and here is one
the shadow is gonna make me pretty like a movie star
the daylight makes me feel like I have to walk
there is a wall that we saw, be careful
wait, is this here? I have plans?
well, my reset
that's bad
There, there's a bit of the same thing.
Little tough.
I do want to.
One of the new heroes drop on...
What day is it, 10? Is that Tuesday? No.
Monday. No. Tuesday.
Tuesday.
I gotta stop dying myself.
I'm usually right
I got beat out too, it's good.
Very good.
Very good.
Very good.
And they waste the beat that fight.
It's actually massive.
Ah!
So talented.
We've already heard that today man.
I heard that today man, somebody was literally pressing that song today.
Uh-oh.
You just have to...
The shadows you've been keeping me pretty like a movie star.
The daylight makes me feel like Dracula.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
uh-oh
why not counterspell it i should have counterspell that ua bro
you do a primal
anyone
why is this game so difficult? is it just tank up? on the lobes? just tank up?
You can't play that you're on you can't play that you're on
Okay, well come back when we run then again you
hit me
they're coming back
oh hell maw
oh hell
i see wall themselves and we're fucking healing you
at all
fellas
what happened
what happened
man was he not on voice actually
he was in a vc the whole time
yeah let's blame him
let's blame that guy
let's just blame him fucking i'm down
He is one of the same death as you bro, that's kind of crazy
Yeah, bro the fucking take
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude
Bring in the rain
Reverse all oh geez Louise
Brother is one thing I notice in 5v5 though
If your tank is just like worse than their tank, like actually worse, it's really hard to win, no?
Like it's really fucking hard to win.
Dude, sometimes I get games where I'm like, obviously I'm like champ 3.
And then I get put against tanks that are in GM and it's just not fair not to jerk myself off a little bit, but
It's actually just like not fair
Would you mind queuing something a little different, please
Sport
Yo Tifa's armpit in joyer links that to my prime and human meat and algae links that's me check sentiment prime
Yeah.
I don't know.
How do they fix this issue?
Does anybody know?
How do they fix this tank is very important issue.
6v6.
Okay, thinking.
The 66 and mass nerf patch revive the game.
I don't see a solution for the tank roll in 5v5 it feels like they've tried everything
and nothing has worked.
Um, okay.
Shall we game?
Why is your FP bro? I have no idea.
This happened a while ago and I don't know what caused it my FPS counter is just
long. Wait I don't know why that happened. What is that? Does anybody else have a long FPS counter?
I'm gonna try to look outside again I think.
I think I'm gonna try that game again, give it another shot.
I wasn't feeling it too much, but I could try it again.
Maybe it'll pick up.
Chills, our game is up, bro.
We already looked at it.
It's fucking, it's not even a horror game, dog.
punch viscous is so much fun with the new items
Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum
Smart.
I'll try this game again.
How do I go fullscreen?
There we go.
I'll try it. Now what happens if I don't like it this time around?
around.
Screen is fogged? What do you mean?
Oh. Wait.
There we go.
There we go
No way slop lock is dead guys, I don't think deadlock is dead
I'm sorry, I can get that gotta follow me along for Dave I give him a tomato sandwich
I remember I was in that painter room and it was getting really scary, so I had to piss off and come back here
Eggs and raw pork
Ham and eggs 3x leftovers to eat later
Yes, thought to myself I have to know super TX opinion on this
Wait you feel overwhelming guilt for its death could there have been another way
Oh, yeah, that rat baby that I fed to the mouth in the wall
Wait could there actually been a way to save it whoops whoopsie
Oh
I've got to try to remember what I did last time does anybody knows who has nose
I think I'm just gonna back to that peanut room. I'm gonna recruit the guy and go back to the painter room and call it a day
I did not look like Sam bro help you
The hell
Some money $40 and some coins Wow a juice box
Food tomato can and stew mix
Edwin my name is Edwin a
I wish granting shooting star see more and more the universe
It's me but become difficult my hearing is worsening and my arms may grow my arms grow clumsy
I've also become very sensitive to light all I want is to see what's out there
Hello anybody home I
A chart of the solar system detailing the 8 planets and 5 dwarf planets.
Like jute weight.
Saturn has 146 moons?
You notice someone has scrolled the numbers on the side of the chart listing the number
of moons of each planet?
that important for some reason we'll see ledger of borrow equipment
moon moon couple note the trash put the note on the table nearly illegible when
I saw him I knew he had to die not ugly ugly that's my word bought full but
wrong? Try to tell him why I was crushing him, but mouth is telescope lens. If he saw what he was,
he understand. He just don't know, not his fault. The next one was a looking for him. He was also
all wrong. Grabbed him and made him dead too. Is this supposed to be about you? What are you
What are you saying, Bill?
You see the floor.
Wow.
Wow.
Ooh, a bathroom.
Vinegar.
Eye drops.
Declogger.
Ooh, a bathroom! Vinegar! Eye drops! De-clogger! Bar of soap!
Hello, heart.
Okay.
What is that thing?
Give me a second
Metal, but what the hell did here?
Every night makes new eyes and each one has a new world to see
Like is funny fan now like I'm not there when it's bright no more headache just gone mouth and ears gone
No more real hands can barely hold pencil just eyes and legs move and see
What is this Edwin this fucking creature in here? Oh?
My god
You feel an urge to run away?
Okay!
Oh!
Sam falls asleep!
Oh Jesus.
Um.
Are you kidding?
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
I can see why you wanted to put this game in it?
Oh, no, wait, you said wait your ass.
I can see why you wanted to quit this game. Okay, that's a man.
Was it he?
Yeah, true.
True.
We all love the chainsaw man movie, by the way.
Wait, um, I need to make, I want to make more explosives.
Does whiskey and cloth make a molly?
Mollye.
daylight makes me feel like Dracula
but I hear a knock at the door the hell
someone at the door a hefty man wearing a
hood is sitting in front of the door
he's carrying a bunch of bags potato
Hello?
Hi, I'm selling food.
You want any?
Open up and we can trade.
Sure.
Oh, he looks friendly enough.
Hello.
You chat for a little bit, isn't it?
Watch out what's happening.
He's keeping away from windows.
Want to make some food?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll take a whiskey. I'll take some some cola. What about some chalky bars? All right, can
I sell them anything? I have a lot I can sell them. You want a dinner plate, bro? I get
$1 for that? Alright, fuck off.
Alright, bye bro.
Alright, let me be a little more cautious about this.
And not get one tapped.
It's the Seahawks, by the way. They're gonna win.
The Seahawks are going to win, and we all want them to win.
Let me throw that out there.
Guys, it's just the tr- Wait a minute.
Are we still friends?
It's this thing again. You wonder if it's been following you.
Hi again, friend.
The creature seems excited.
I don't know why that fucking scared me.
For some reason, you feel especially vulnerable as it stares at you.
Were those teeth beneath the mask?
It's steady gaze is fixed on you.
Do you need help?
No.
Uh...
Are you shy?
Do you need help?
Are you lost?
You don't need help and you're not and you're okay. Bye
Okay
All righty.
Whatever you are.
Again, I have new items, take a look.
What do you got for me, bro?
The fire axe?
Is that a grenade?
Gas bomb acid flask and mollusks
What is this a tie helps with this most status effects
It's some kind of fox thing I made it
All right, let's recruit that guy again for the night
I guess if I can figure out where the hell he is
This fucking labyrinth area kind of pisses me off a little bit
Uh-oh, not the rat king.
Are you in here?
No.
They're in the walls, I see them.
It's in here, right there in here, they're in here.
Yo what up bro, I got a tomato sandwich for you.
Can you help me?
Do it for a sandwich?
There you go bro.
Sandwich tastes like a mummy's ass.
Alright fuck you bro, you go make one yourself if you want it so bad.
Dickhead.
Piece of shit.
Why are we playing pixelated salop instead of Overwatch?
Oh, I have words I can say to you, but I just won't.
Wait till you find out what an overwatch is made of?
Wait, actually real though.
Why is the door open?
Alright.
Wait, did I not give her the pen? Wait, I kind of forget where the hell I was last time. Ah shit.
I guess the attempt I gave her the pen, I fucking died.
Ah shit.
Oh my god, the rat king, bro. Fuck off.
Wait, where did I even get the pen? Oh god, I forgot a lot of things.
Wait a minute.
Oh really, yes.
This guy, right, okay.
I already talked to this guy.
Talk to him before.
What's in here?
Here we go.
Why are his feet out?
Okay.
Dodge.
Four damage?
Wait, why is Ernest still so low?
Does he not heal from the night before?
Are you fucking joking, bro?
Okay.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
Okay.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
Okay.
I'm gonna go back to the room.
Why is Ernest still so low?
Does he not heal from the night before?
Are you fucking joking, bro?
Oh, you gotta be griefing me a little bit.
What the fuck?
This guy is so chopped, dog.
Fine, I'll heal him.
Fine.
Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.
What game is this? This game is called Look Outside.
Did I ditch something? A can of cola? Oh, I have a can of cola.
I haven't had one since well I guess I know how it all if I'm not the real
Frederick hold the counter to the closet doors a bright blue tentacle like limbs
slinks out in coils around the can what the hell
let me think what's with those scary-looking weapons you don't need
those to talk right can you please put them away
No, I'm sorry. I just feel so vulnerable out there
You come out
Remember being pained I remember painting me paining the others and being painted
I don't perfectly remember peening.
I remember peening the one that looked just like the real thing, but without a face.
That one scared me the most.
It radiated with malevolence.
Wait, what happens if I unequip my weapons?
Will I come out and then he fucking one-shots me?
Like in the battle or what?
That'd be really fucking awesome.
Alright.
Can you come out?
Yeah, I can trust you a little bit. Yeah
Okay, maybe maybe I can come out. Yeah
The fuck hi
Let's get you out of here, bro. You would really take something like me with you that's so kind
But I'm sorry. I can't with everything going on there. It's all way too scary. I want to stay here. What?
This is how I am?
Can you come with me bro?
Pain of the sky, I first thought it was pretty but something was wrong, something subtle.
Every time I try to remember I begin shaking.
We're on the wor- uh, where's the workshop, is it?
Against the wall, the back?
While you're taking it away, are you getting rid of it?
Oh, please take it away from here?
Oh my God, Frederick!
You're so fucking chopped, bro!
I need a party member, dog!
And you're not helping me, because you're-
be a little pussy stop being mean he's got to fucking grow up a little bit okay
Frederick's gotta grow up.
Oh, this is where I killed...
Or I thought I killed it.
Did I not kill it?
Yeah, I did kill it.
Okay, I remember that.
So you base people's worth on if they can help you or not.
Um, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Roll of bandages?
First aid kit.
Alright, what the fuck is this thing and can I take it?
Frederick, it's okay. It's okay. I'm not your enemy. I know I look obvious. I want to help I can patch up if you're hurt
I have a gift that takes a lot of money, but I can help I don't want to fight
Can you hear me? Hold still this takes a lot of focus
His viscid face freezes then melts into the rest of his mass
Then dozens of oily strands of dry paint extrude from his body begin actually stitching your wounds. Oh
What the fuck my bro's chill as hell
Wait, so what about the one in the bathroom?
What do you do?
Oh, right, I think I already talked to this one.
This guy's a fad?
Yeah, I remember this.
This guy's a fad.
All right, it's really fucking dark in here.
It feels dry to the touch?
Why are they supposed to feel wet?
That's the one I need to take.
But where is like...
Do I have the bag?
I forget just look at it no because then I might die
take it some kind of canvas bag but I got one of those already bro
Oh, yeah. I invented that. I did that, by the way. I coded that in. Wait, this painting
is wet too. Uh oh. What are you? Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Bye. Shadow Fred
That is blinded?
Alright, fucking fight him.
Whatever, bro.
Can we just kill him?
Ow!
One damage!
Oh my god.
Ernest, you are ass!
Well, he's dead
Well, you then I got ten bucks for him huge
Oh, what do I get a canvas bag?
Dark blue paint you wipe them off
Yeah, you got a canvas bag for me, bro
You got rid of one of them already. Thank you. I should do something to help take care of these things, right?
Let me see some flasks of very strong turpentine
Wait, so I have to kill all of those things
I have to kill all of them
Oh jeez, wait, what do I do?
Did you just pick one Frederick to help?
Well, I kinda wanna help the one in the closet, I think.
He seems like the most chill.
I don't know
And you also think I thought I was supposed to get rid of the painting in the back, but I also have a canvas bag
so
It's all and it's too fucking dark in this goddamn room, man
Can you heal me?
I feel like it took a lot of me to come back tomorrow.
What if I just kill the one in the bathroom?
Like this one is freaky.
Hey, thanks bro.
Be alright, man.
Bro, you alright, man?
Are you sure you want to attack? Oh, no.
Maybe none of the rooms that you've explored four times already. Hey jackass, I've been in every fucking room in the painter's place, dawg.
I don't know where to go!
Get some of the frick off with your dumb ass comments.
I don't know what to do.
Why are you so mean to your loyal viewers?
What?
I was being asked to me
Did you kill the one of the basement for the one in the closet
I don't know which fucking Frederick to believe bro
Which Frederick do I believe, man?
I thought I couldn't go to the basement though, question marking?
Oh, wait.
Wait, I can open this door with herbicide. Hold on
Shotgun shells
Wait, what do I get a shotgun grenade wait a second
hold on
yeah okay ground floor number three
uh... that guy yeah I remember that
the basement is locked
oh
we should actually talk about the way this guy talks to his broke fans
What are you talking about?
How do I talk to quote broke fans?
Like what are we saying?
You're abusive, brother, what?
literally what are we saying oh my god new bound
if he talks like this to us imagine who he talks to his homeless brother
Tua? I heard it.
Another cleaver? That's pretty big, Lee.
Cause wait, yeah, yeah, you should probably equip this cleaver, bro.
Does he like this game now? I'm just trying again.
We'll see what happens.
Nice.
See you, Rich.
I missed it, but I didn't like it.
I just, I don't know.
I thought I would like it more.
I guess I just wasn't really vibing with it,
but I decided to give it another shot.
I think that's fair.
too many basic puzzles for super he can't seem to solve so he hates it what the fuck
What are you typing?
I got a cowboy hat.
Am I spoiled by fear and hunger?
I absolutely give me a plea for this shit in a big in a big one smoked wait to them dodge
Uh-oh.
Ernest is panicking. Stop panicking!
Yeah bro, fear and hunger is good as fuck.
It actually is.
But Cleaver was damaged?
Nooo man!
Oh my fucking god, bruh.
Ain't no way.
Okay.
What did they go giga mode here?
You are so ugly.
Let's get two, please.
Oh my god, you can't heal.
That's fucking cheating.
What have you lost?
I'm not going to cheat on Mars name on it.
Keep me glazing it now.
No?
Pressure mark?
No.
No.
No.
What have you lost?
No?
Question mark?
Ok good.
No? Why the hell would I be... Bro?
Have I ever glazed Kojima?
We talked about Doom, bro. What are we saying?
DOOM
Every day dog I think half the time I played Death Stranding I was saying Kojima is a fucking fraud
Who's never been told no once in his life like hello
Could he be serious?
And you would be correct
Revengeance is pretty sick.
Revengeance is really funny, although I'm going to say something that might make people
angry.
I was in Slime Stream and he was talking about revengeance and he said that that game kind
of fucking sucks.
He said it's pretty bad.
Slime takes?
I will say though like
Everything in Revengeance that's not the bosses is kind of buns. No, like all the parts in between
Because the bosses are all the funny cutscenes and fun fights and cool music happens
All right, I never exploded this area.
What is that?
A stoll flower?
Okay.
I can take them for now.
I can take them for now.
Rib cage balloon, squirts acid, and he's burning from acid.
That's not good.
What's happening to you still?
Painting of a sunset, oh nice.
No squirting please.
What the fuck?
I think the turp, you think the turpentine works on these guys?
Let's try it.
Ooh, it was weak to it.
Why is Bro's name seed-free?
Why are they attacking Erdus so much? Chill, bro.
Chill.
But Super-IverplayYakuza0, he did, but he dropped it after one session.
So we just lie for no fucking reason in the stream or what?
What is actually fucking wrong with some of you guys?
But literally
It's so strange though I
I find $80 in cash and a stamp collection, audio CDs, and headphones.
money what is that thing bro
$50 in cash huge oh my god Miyazaki world building holy fuck he's not it again
Should I shoot it um I got a crate and it took like no damage that's just
Unforged it. What the hell?
She's fire. Yeah, I don't have many Molotovs bro like
Oh my gosh.
Stop squirting acid, bro.
What is this on the table?
The electronic car key.
Do I get a car an old axe what does this old axe do for me though a
Bag of potting soil
What the fuck
Frog get about it
I feel an urge to run away. Do I? I could take this thing. Probably.
Let's just set it on fire.
Bloods? Uh-oh.
Life steal?
Uh oh.
Please die.
Oh thank god.
The cleaver was damaged?
No man.
What the freaking cleaver?
I kind of like that sound it wasn't like squishy in there the fuck what the hell's that
Um, what?
TV dinner and raw pork.
What the hell is this thing?
Hey, hey, hello, I'm Marvin.
I'm looking for food and stuff up on this place.
Wonder who it belongs to?
Must have been some kind of plant-free.
You know, I'm supposed to first, I hate to say it.
It's growing on me.
Right?
I have to put down roots here.
Haha.
Should have rested a while before I go.
Take care of yourself
Lock it. What does this thing do?
It's it's up here. What is this? Oh god, it's whole place is like a fucking maze, bro
Avoiding fights bro, but either way he's moving now
Why is Marvin moving now? Some wild beef is on the table?
Well, some of these fights are scary looking, man.
It's locked. Okay. Well, there ain't nothing in this room.
Question mark?
I don't think I want to fight this thing.
You feel it urged to run away?
I kind of agree with that.
I don't really want to fight that thing.
Goodbye.
I don't really want to fight that thing. Goodbye!
Lucy?
Yeah?
And?
Well, what the hell? Where do I go? This door's just locked.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Hmm.
Try killing things? I don't really want to.
But I'll try and attack this one.
But he's so big and scary? I don't really...
What if I grenade them, that's kind of a waste.
What if you cleave?
What actually saw you know what how could a song of defense
Same as bullshit my music
All right, did that even help I'm still taking a lot of damage
What about the feedback I'm level like a furnace there should be a lot of damage right
Yelp, he makes a 75 months bow.
Nice.
We all want you to hop on deadlock.
We all love deadlock by the way.
of us. Guys, I'm a little lost in this place. I don't know what the game wants
for me. I'm a little confused. You never pick up the discs in Edwin's room? Wait, what?
I never picked up the discs in Edwin's room.
Oh, there wasn't any discs to pick up.
Um...
Uh...
Question mark?
I'm just dead please you have to run away here
What the fuck I have to oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
What the fuck was that, bro?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that, man?
Well, it was like a centipede, but its name was question mark and it almost one shot my
ass.
Is that fair?
Wait, there's disks in Edwin's room, that guy claims.
Yet I go in Edwin's room and I'm noticing there's no fucking disks.
Serious?
Let's have to kill him...wait, a disc with no image on it.
Hold on.
Pluto and void disc.
Wait a second.
Okay sorry right now, um, tee hee.
I have the earth disc, Pluto disc, and void disc.
Okay.
Well, there are places I can place them.
Well, I don't know if that's like.
Uh.
I wish I had the fucking
it. Three. I think it said Earth was 13 and Pruto was 11. I don't know what the fuck three
is. Yeah, why can't I take the notes with me that like tell me what to do? I feel like
I think that's pretty important, no?
Game devs, can we explain why this is not a mechanic?
Am I supposed to physically write down the notes that the game gives me in person, or what?
Why are you cocks complaining about the game?
Just don't watch.
Wait a minute.
Shatter alert get get down
man. Yo, lucky bagel is the prime sub, bro. Bro, there's a room somewhere down in this fucking
labyrinth that has a disc attached to it, like a disc holder. I don't know where it is, but
I know it's fucking here somewhere.
No, that's an elevator.
Shit.
Where the fuck is that?
I'm gonna lose my mind.
I'm gonna go fucking insane.
Bro, where is it?
This hallway just fucking repeats, dog!
It loops!
No, I'm not running in circles, I'm just trying to remember...
11.
Earth.
He's done it.
It's now the evening.
A necklace.
Now, ah, I ain't touchin' it. No Serial looks haunted with ghosts.
Odd necklace.
So remember, all earnest tried to warn ya.
I have a bad feeling about it it lowers my attack and my agility but raises my defense
Okay you can have it back I actually don't want it at all I actually don't want it and
I'm trapped in the corner. Oh my god. I'm just dead
Oh my god, give me up. Give me what is this?
Wait. You can still win. If someone dies, then... wait. Do I have a rez?
Do I have a rez? I don't think I have a rez. What if I...
You could still run too?
Snarling rats for the rat-freaks robes?
Bro! Oh my!
This is not fair!
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Just had a micro dose of Red Bull?
Goddamn they've crafted the perfect drink.
Holy fuck makes me feel better.
Oh, what are you doing, I'm avoiding that shit?
What are you doing fucking trying to not get a party member dog?
You turned down everyone, I actually just have it.
Oh wait, I can melt this door with a Molotov?
What the hell?
A large chunk of ice melt salt.
New salt.
Whoa, it melted right through.
More ice melt salt.
Oh, yeah, I forgot I did actually get this jump attack.
I forgot about that.
Um, you know what, hold on, reset me.
Re-sap me real quick
I'm gonna get the guy again and then do a bunch of things and not
ultimate
Well, what is Red Bull gonna make a caffeine fucking free version man
When are they gonna get on that?
Why cuz I want I love the dude
The everything about Red Bull is actually perfection the carbonation is just right the taste is fucking amazing
Like I actually don't think you guys understand
What Red Bull has created here?
This is not a hashtag ad, but holy fuck, please sponsor me bro.
Please.
You want to sponsor me so bad.
I just know it.
Caffeine is literally the only reason why people put up with that caustic concoction
of a crime.
So you're just dumb enough. That's what you're telling me there?
You're just stupid as hell.
Red Bull tastes so fucking good.
I won't be here otherwise.
I don't agree. Okay.
So we're just being a sheep, aren't we?
What does that have to do with anything?
Explain me your reasoning.
With your work cited, please
You didn't show the og tie and I think Red Bull is based off of what's it called?
What is it called
Carabao? Carabao. That's a fucking buffalo.
Energy drink. Hold on.
This is what Red Bull is based on?
Should I try one?
It's better than Red Bull.
Let's not go fucking crazy now.
I'm sorry.
If I want to order this on Amazon, a pack of one is $16.
So we're fucking trolling so we're trolling
Go to an Asian market. Yeah, I might have you need to sell them an H mark
I will maybe investigate this, actually.
Okay, but I want you to understand if you're saying it's better than Red Bull, you are
making a very fucking drastic claim, by the way.
I just want you to know that.
What the fuck are you here again?
Are you shy?
Need help?
Are you lost?
Are you lost?
Are you lost?
All right, bye.
Weirdo.
Attack him?
That just seems like a bad idea.
The daylight makes me feel like Dracula.
In the end, I hope it's you and me
In the darkness, I would never leave you
I was mumbling, calling
Oh, he doesn't have a weapon or...
Oh my god, he's gonna die
He doesn't have a weapon nor was he sealed
Thank god
Are you fucking useless, you jackass?
I
Cook that man some dinner get this man a shield who remembers not want anybody
get this man a true didn't even get chills I mean why are you lying why would you lie
about that. I don't know what to do in this area because it's just all like empty.
Like it leads to a dead end
It's from Thunderbolts, no it's from Marvel's Avengers Infinity War actually, but that's fine
Peek mentioned, I am locked in.
Bro, can we stop eating on fucking...
Free Endgame MCU?
Can we stop that? It's kind of weird, but we'll do that.
Fuck, I have to take the targets.
And I saw somebody hating on my on the fucking chainsaw man movie in chat. Yeah, it's a big
mistake. We do not hate on the chainsaw man movie.
By the way.
Doomsday is gonna revive cinema?
Is it?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Doomsday is gonna revive cinema
Is it?
Guys all saying is you can make fun of fucking Marvel all you want
but those same motherfuckers are gonna come around and say that something or someone is a Thanos in fucking context and and
And they're gonna be hypocrites because Thanos and Infinity Ward just changed the fucking they changed everything bro
They changed modern-day pop culture, and you just can't accept it
True or false
Dude, that's like saying why atheist if you say, oh my god.
Um, technically I think you're actually completely wrong because isn't it considered sacrilegious
to say, oh my god?
That's why people that practice Christianity and Catholicism say, oh my gosh, or something
like that because saying oh my god it seems to be sacrilegious.
Brother you gotta blow your shit smooth because I effortlessly fucking dismantled you in an
argument and you can't handle it? Because I fucking manhandled you?
Don't get worked up you won the argument you're right you're right
The light makes me feel like Dracula, Ba-da-da-da.
smart, yippee
Anyways guys once again super TF is correct true or false
I read that before
Are you lost bro this area is a fucking maze and it's hard to navigate
Because the fucking rooms loop and repeat
I'm trying to find this right here. I'm trying to find this room
And do this area again
We're gonna kill these fucking things
Oops, that was the wrong enemy to attack.
And my knife was damaged.
Mars is 11 and demands the Earth. Earth is in 13 and demands sacrifice.
Well, I picked up the disks, right?
I'd say you've never been right in your life, but then again your guy is president right now, despite my judgment, so maybe he right.
guy? Who's my guy? I know you're not talking about fucking Trump, bro. The Don? Surely not.
Surely you don't mean him.
How did this...
In the end I hope it's you and me In the darkness I would never leave
stream of law see hammer where the fuck did I get this 44 damage hold on now
it was a gas giant thanks bro rat tell Bell what the fuck that's huge
I should put that on you, bro.
It's kind of broken looking.
Look at those stats.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god wait the hammer goes crazy are they weak to wait what are they weak to crush
so you should probably pull on something that crushes no I have something close and thing
How does a rolling pin do more fucking damage than a metal bat, by the way?
Oh shit, uh...
Didn't consider this.
Superbius do the stupidest questions sometimes, bro.
I almost just... okay.
I almost just got upset.
Very upset, by the way.
me
me
me
me
One down.
Ow!
Stop eating cheese, bro.
Give me these cheese wedges.
Alright, good.
Very good!
Okay, when would I die?
Okay, right, right, right, okay.
Let me find that room again.
I
Haven't put on Gordo, but we're we put on Gordo already man
We put on Gordo during my 24 hour we watched it with a double kitchen nightmares episode of Joe and the Beast row
Joe was right by the way was he?
I'm going to open this vault, this safe over here by the way, that's why I came back in
this room if anybody was curious about what I was doing. And if you weren't, I'm sorry,
it won't happen again, I'll just stop speaking. This is the room I'm going to be going to.
Let's not take that next time you need a Gorda video, throw this on instead.
What is this?
Is this picture of Fred Durst told in an anime figure real?
It is.
This image is more interesting than the inherent humor people find in the objects
position.
like ha ha ha 2000s rap rock star holding the figure of anime what is your link me man
is the surface reading which has made the screen cap popular but what is the context
and why does it exist well a drunk fredderst on a forgotten live stream who is fredderst
showing an anime figure to an audience of 383 viewers only one viewer appears to have
been quick enough to take this screen cap which has survived in spite of itself but
The lead singer of Lin Biscayne?
You're fucking joking?
Oh my god, man!
Let me do something about these guys.
Wait, I'm not gonna take the necklace this time.
That seems like a mistake, so I'm gonna leave it.
Bro, am I strong enough to kill the fucking giant rat thing over there?
Like, do I got it in me?
What is this?
A small disc?
Oh, the Mars disc!
I kind of need that.
The only thing in here is the Mars disk?
Why do they have doors that I can't access?
I don't think it's worth playing that thing.
Okay.
I think I've got what I need even down here for now. Well, there's still like the painter's room, but like I don't know
What's going on there, bro?
I hope it's you and me in the darkness I will never leave.
Why would I listen to Limp Bizkit when I can listen to Tame and Paula instead, like hello?
Are we griefing?
I didn't make herbicide, I can open that door if I make herbicide, I just kind of forget
how I got the one that I used.
I think it was, I think I crafted it, didn't I?
No, I listen to the Jenny, bro. I listen to the Jenny remakes of Dracula, Pratt, like,
wanna sound like a fucking dweeb sand, if I don't mean it like this. I probably listen
to that version of Dracula before most people in the fucking chat, if you literally listen
to it on stream, like, five minutes after it came out. Not even kidding, by the
Oopsie, I didn't mean to do that.
Spicy chips.
And onions.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm gonna beat some fucking ass.
How did you evade it?
Oh my god.
Sam's not level 8, huge.
What the hell is that, man?
Ear muffs?
You gotta take you out, bro.
Oh shit!
Oh my god.
Where'd my health go?
Where the hell did my health go, guys?
What is this?
box. A bottle of vodka? A spade? How strong is a spade? Pierce! We'll do it as a... oh but I have to
Hand it
It is now the evening
Plant your dancing in the water it's mostly plastic you think yours your spare apartment key in it. Oh
Oh
So I'll stick around a while in case you want to go back today
Okay
All right
Let's pick some raw pork with eggs shall we
Something graze your hair as you cook. What the hell?
You're gonna tell me over to the finisher male they feel weird and flimsy was the last time you brush your teeth
I'm now a marmitan mar- mar- mar- marmit-
Think about the guy who caught out out of his belly. What does that feel like?
Look at the bloody kitchen knife you took from him in Wonder.
Putt open your belly with the knife.
Why? What? No?
No.
No.
What the hell?
Ew.
I'm gonna brush my teeth.
I'll sort of try to have one last time you brush your teeth, literally, uh...
Today, by the way.
So, what happened then, that's good, have a good evening.
Why did you think about that?
I just, um...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Crane lag a little bit.
Wait.
Controlling.
I need to craft an herbicide.
I forgot.
How do I get herbicide?
I
Or beside I need that
Today started a few hours a couple hours ago for you alright, bro when I fucking woke up alright like 12 hours
No, yeah, like 12 and a half hours ago
Wait no, no, no, no, I don't like to come out. I mean
If Mr. Beast said it, he'll give you $500,000 to chew three of your teeth. Do you take it?
Mr. Beast.
Dinner plate, batteries, tabletop, RPG books and dice, mages and wizards, space tuckers,
truckers excuse me, and then raw beef and then whatever the hell this guy is.
Two more head.
What the hell he bit my hammer?
Are you know what Sam?
Fucking shoot him.
Guard.
Shoot him again.
Guard.
He's gonna be almost dead surely.
A piece of repugnant flesh lost from Tumorhead's face.
That sounds wonderful.
Yeah, let's just take raw beef from this thing's fucking hit.
There's someone in there, what it's been still for days that Gunk was covering the door.
Maze's and Wizards.
That's my Maze's Master's Handbook R. Are you into role-playing games?
Maze's and Wizards haven't thought about that in a while.
I'm a huge fan!
Whoa!
Maybe you've heard about Maze's and Wizards before?
I'm a level's 48th skill, Folk Headhuntress. Yeah. Don't mean to brag.
Whoa! I hope I can meet her someday. It'd be fun to play again. It's hard to keep a group together for a full campaign.
I've been able to run a game in years. I have a full campaign and a lot of notes, but my last group only played two sessions before it petered out.
Didn't even get to meet the bad guys. So much work wasted.
What was your campaign about?
A long journey to defeat the evil warlock Zalmoxus.
Sounds like fun.
It's a lot of fun.
Maybe we should play sometime.
You'd like to? Really?
No way that'd be so much fun. I love that.
Maybe once things have calmed down a little.
Bro, can I just get a join my party?
Hmm why are you hiding shy and sensitive to light just like photo paper, okay
What do you push is you against the wall what do you mean?
RP is cringe stares you in the eyes and growls
RP is not cringe the only thing that's cringe is your attitude picks you up and throws you out of the room
Flexes my muscles makes my pecs bounce up and down
What are we gonna shotgun bro
That guy had a doctorate, by the way?
No, not had.
Has.
That guy has a doctorate.
Here's yours!
BOOM!
Low.
Well, not even.
Orange Cola.
Gummy bears.
Block of ice melted to the paste.
What the hell's going on here?
A scarf.
WHOA!
51 damage!
Err...
A wool cap found.
That might be important here.
Protects me cold.
That'd be important, huh?
Oh god.
Give me a cleave again and then we will...
We will actually pound you. Hard.
Mean mist, bro.
Colonel Squeakums, beat his ass.
A hammer? I'll take that. Some tonic. An old game console. Bigly.
My what lovely fate
A wrapped Diffbox, a Skewer, Penetrate, or Reckless Attack.
The cracked cleaver broke?
Oh no.
Why are you kidding me?
That weapon, that fucking, that ability was so good.
Do I have another cleaver?
I do!
Hee!
How much frozen, how much?
And four salt left.
We'll be back here, which is a loop-de-loop.
We're gonna go in this fridge.
Okay.
What even are you, bro?
Like, what is that, man?
You know what?
We're shooting.
How did I miss the second shot?
pork and can of beans. Okay. Three salt, two salt. First aid kit. There's only one salt
there and I hope there's more down here because if not, I'm out and I don't know
what to get more and I'm softlocked. And we're fucking softlocked, GG. Maybe not
I'm sure there's a way to get more. I just don't know how
There's some shit over there that I want in a big motherfucker
Maybe I can craft it, I just don't know how.
How do you craft salt?
What do you get with klysox and a de-clogger, and you get what?
A gas bomb?
Bigly.
What if I craft Metacell and Vinegar and that gives me disinfectant?
What if I craft disinfectant with Tonic?
A first aid kit?
frozen fish with nothing you feel watched as you work what the hell does that mean
Yeah, bro, I thought I got the I don't know where I got the pen before though
Right shout out to colonel squeak. I don't know if I really doubt about colonel squeak on this
To be honest
Things happen if you play more games, but I don't know.
Wizards hell arcane tears.
Fuck it.
You ever heard of them before?
It seems like some kind of management game with wizards in hell.
Not doing so well, you build a lot of torture chambers that have enough demonic workforce
to man the devices, oh jeez.
I hear a knock at the door, what the hell?
Who's knocking at my door?
The hell?
Hello? Hello, I'm a nurse and I have some extra medical supplies that I'm interested in trading.
Sure.
And trust me, some people have been pretty skittish.
So I spent a lot of time caring for the wounded nearby and had some almost unbelievable stories.
Sure.
What do you got for me? Stimulant? 50% of HP and stamina and revives?
Vives? Exit? What the hell?
She's got some giga shit!
Yeah, actually.
Wait, the scalpel's GIGA!
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm trolling by buying this stuff, but...
All right, thank you.
It's a bit late to play video games.
Oh, fuck off.
Ernest returned home, so what if there was a fraud at a way?
Oh my god.
I
Have sent you a knock on your door all times of the night
Yeah, a man with three arms came to my house on the midnight he banged the door with all three arms
So I shouted at him. I thought he would break down the door
Be careful who you answer the door for so true guys be careful who you answer the door for
Wait so the scalpel is big you know 64 wait makeshift's tiny extremely sharp surgery tool
But very poor accuracy
Okay
What are you?
Where are you going bro? Hello?
Lewis oh you're Sam right? I'm Lewis that guy from the laundromat. We talked about video games a bit. Why you give me that look?
Oh, right the suit. Yeah
Yeah.
Have you heard of Chocoroc?
Chococroc?
You know the serial mascot?
This is my brand-soda.
Chococroc.
You must love Chocorocs.
Yeah, I'm a big fan of Chocorocs.
I love the lore, the characters, the rubble, the animations, the combat, the background.
Anyway, everybody had to go out and get some food, so I put this on protection for
protection and it went out there.
I was thinking maybe this will protect me.
This is very thick fabric. No light gets through. I was hoping I'd be fine and I
Wasn't fine. Maybe maybe there'd be a chance that I would like to come one with the suit
This guy's saying bro
The zipper stuck in the open at all could you help me with my room you see like this sure bro
I was so painful I thought I was being stabbed
Wait, you don't think I do feel it's strange. I can't tell my body ends in the soup begins
What the hell they stole that line from fear and hunger, too. I
Think you might be a dragon now
So that can really feel it. I think this is me. Oh
That's great. It's my dream. I I feel powerful. I feel hungry
are you okay? Bust the wolf! I'm fine, I'm just so hungry. I am Fiber Dragon. Oh, hell
Oh
Joe oh jay's ah, yes the power of a complete breakfast
60
I might lose this fight, but it's fine. They're saved and I know get my my my teammate
That's fine.
I'll be live, it might just be a little late though.
You're starting with the hang of being able to make a broodling mud opposed to wizards
with the things you're happy?
I'm just gonna start watching your youtube videos and switch over to your streams.
Thanks for helping me through some tough times.
Hey thanks stinky cat, have a birthday bro.
There's a knock in my door, who goes there?
A woman is carrying a heavy backpack here that sounds like all sorts of junk shuffling
on her bag?
Hello. I have lots of stuff here I've been scavenging, interested in trading, and can buy stuff from you too.
Hi!
She says that some of the building's floors look different from before. Floor 1 especially is all sorts of messed up.
Do you have a shotgun?
SMG bullet explosive is nice.
Magnum bullet?
Probably.
The body belongs in Seattle look both the Patriots don't win. That's all I care about, bro
This the the the Patriots cannot win that would be a fucking colossal disaster
Smart Agate
Or Magnum or SMG?
Do I have the item for you that you need?
What were you looking for?
I don't even know what you were looking for bro.
Guinea pig.
Is this an office that I didn't quite have in mind?
You have a strange feeling about this, nevertheless may have some value.
I'm willing to entertain the motion if you'll give it to me
Shimmer look at the point for a dark tree. Bro, where did I get that pen?
I need to get something like I need to get two things for that girl in the pipe like
Oh, it's so hard. It's so hard man. I don't understand. It's so hard. It's so hard
These are great. It's not very easy. Sorry.
Sorry.
It's okay, do your best.
Look, I have to keep in this temporary party member with a fucking tomato sandwich.
And I only have one left because I don't have other canned tomatoes nor do I have another
thing of bread.
So I'm just fucked.
Why don't you want the Pats to win, bro?
Who the hell wants them to win?
What?
What are we saying right now, man?
Oh, it's you again.
The robe shakes and trembles, something moves beneath it.
It opens.
A small hand emerges from the interior of the robe, clutching a small lump of flesh.
The pale, clammy hand stretches unnaturally reaching towards you, but clutches the fleshy
lump.
It seems like this is a gift.
He generally places the fleshy lump in your palm, it's warm and appears to be a tongue.
Okay.
The long emaciated armor tracks back into its robe.
Thank you.
It glides back into the dark until not even its eerie red eyes are visible.
Okay, bye.
I wanted to give you a gift, but I wasn't...
THREE is etched on the handle.
What is THREE?
How am I supposed to get THREE?
Uhhhhhhhhh...
I have the Mars planet now.
I did it!
Ground floor.
Reach to the ground floor.
janitor's closet, a gumball machine. I will be buying a hard candy. I'll buy one more hard candy.
150 cents for a cup only takes coins. I'm okay for now. It's almost new.
What the hell is that?
What the hell?
Bro it's kind of annoying I have to give this guy all his shit back once he decides to
I'm enjoying my party again.
Crawl with me?
You feeling urged to run away?
Uh, what if I just shot him
like a couple times
And we... raise my... defense.
That's not a lot of damage.
Crawl with me!
Ernest is being constricted?
What the hell?
102 damage is huge.
Ow.
Oh my god, you are a fucking shutterist. Shut the fuck up guy. That must be Jean's clothes.
Take them. Oh! Wait, Jean! I remember that vaguely. Who the fuck is Jean and who's- where
do I give their clothes to? Wait a minute. Wait, do I get another party member if I go
to Jean? I think they're in this room right here. If I'm not mistaken, they're like right
here so nice to see you friend please help me that I control I don't know what
to do come in help yourself make yourself come stay away they'll eat what the fuck
happened in here
What the fuck?
Not of necks and legs?
Seems to be the hydro-central body-killness might take out all of it.
Was I too slow to recruit Jean to my party, is that what this is?
No.
This always happens.
Oh, thank dog.
Oh, thank dog.
You guys put a lot to me, though, I probably would have believed you.
Oh, I got some sneakers, though.
Some vintage sneakers.
Tough.
I would never lie to you, King.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate that.
Creature is sobbing.
Is this what's become of Jean?
You're back. Things went from bad to worse.
They could stop it and stop, please, I can't take it anymore. I can't control them.
They kill people.
They grab them from the hall from other rooms. I can feel them eating. I taste them.
I feel them squirm.
I can't do anything about it. They killed so many people already. Please do something
anything.
What can I do? Stop them. Just stop them. I don't care how. My main body over there,
if you kill that, you'll kill all of them.
Won't that kill you? I don't know who cares. Do it.
Just don't leave me in this hell I can't take anymore. Please do something.
I don't think I should kill the main body that seems like a bad idea kick quick crushing
Second attack based on agility ignores half the defense, small chance of stun.
Oh
Is that getting fucking you related right there? What is that? What am I looking at there?
You think he's fine?
Actually, this should be fine, because what if I just cleave, and then what if I throw
an explosive?
Get down!
Easy.
How long should you know your partner before you say I love you to them?
You say it on the first date by the way.
before you go out is preferable?
I missed my jumping attack?
Oh, brother.
Holy fuck, there's a lot of freaky shit going on here.
Um, I told the gas bomb.
How how Jesus Christ
I'm just gonna die from this.
I might have just fucked up.
Wait, maybe not.
Oh, yes!
No!
Oh wait, I forgot you don't die
from the point of your dies.
Oh, fucking god.
Forgot about that.
So someone's knocked out.
Do you have to?
Oh no, you don't.
Okay, good.
Very nice.
Wait, maybe baby game?
I don't know.
Ew.
A studded jacket?
Is that tough?
Let me see this.
Damn!
Wait, so I've killed all of them, but now what?
They're all gone. Thank you so much. I don't know how I can repay you. You saved me from hell
I'll have to take it some time alone. I think I need to process this. Sorry. I'm gonna kick you out
Anything you did so much for me. Can you please check on me tomorrow? I just need some time
time. Okay. You need some time. I'll steal your motorcycle helmet out if that's cool
I guess we'll go back to the first floor then.
Oh wait, so I took her badass motorcycle gear.
I got her helmet and her studded jacket.
Guys, you fuck with a girl that rides a motorcycle?
What do you think?
Yeah, tough.
Only if she steps on me, that's cool.
I don't care man, I just want a girlfriend.
A sink, no?
How about the med kit?
Oh, there's a disc here.
Planet Venus.
Oh, the first aid kit.
Smelling salts and four bandages.
Huge.
The Landlord's Apartment, huh?
Oh, rake.
Bro, can you stop fucking coughing?
What the hell?
What is that?
You know what, I'm not interested.
I'm not interested in dealing with that actually.
Not interested
I'm not interested in dealing with that actually
Occupied
Nestor are you from 403? How you doing on Nestor? I think we've met before on this one
It's been kind of monster launch rat already
you
you
you
you
you
you
Why'd you say bra?
Shit.
I'm just kind of spamming here.
I'm just spamming here.
I'm just spamming here.
I'm just spamming here.
What about the void disk?
Take out the Venus disk, put in the Pluto disk, okay.
Fuck.
Brute force in the puzzles?
Yeah.
Impressed.
Another disc!
The Sun?
Oh jeez.
Fun stationery?
Wasn't the strange voice of the pipe looking for this?
Oh!
Wait, but I don't know where the pen is!
I forget where the pen is, bro!
And there's five discs here, man!
Image of the planet Saturn? Oh jeez.
I don't know where Penn Island is man.
You already got it? I don't know if I gave it to her on this save file or not.
I forget. I might have died and never got it back.
I don't want to die. I feel like dying right now would be bad.
Muts fish and ships
I'm an evil breastplate breastplate made with modern steel cumbersome, but highly protective. It's yours for a hundred bucks
Traumatic and accessory like granizability steel wounds in battle more effective for shooting heavy wounds
Double doors max HP, but has no max stamina.
That could be good.
Another gift box.
I got a Uranus disc.
Hey Uranus.
I can't see shit. 48 useless, blurry, unfocused points of view. I can really make out your
face. Oh geez. I'm not worrying about mental ailments, not really. Nah. Smell your
later see you dog who did creature the strange creatures ignoring you you tap
its shoulder what you want something did you come from that bus well gave it away
the hand thing nothing gets by you man you want to hang out yeah sure bro I'm
I'm a manual.
So what's up?
You need anything?
Nah man, I'm good.
So what's up?
Sure, what about?
I put the bus.
It crashed.
I was in it.
So what's up?
Why are you still saying?
Guess I'm built different.
Could be worse I guess.
All right, peace out.
Oh, hold up, before you go.
City, old audio cassettes,
had a bunch of these in a bag,
but it all got torn up on the bus.
stick a bunch of these idiots grab some, you know the guys with the hands, like me?
Alright.
Got some stuff in the bus, I can trade you for the tapes, you can find any?
Why not use an MP3 player?
Sound just ain't the same stored on plastic.
Also these big fingers don't work well on tiny buttons and touch screens,
but mostly the sound thing.
Alright, I'll look for some tapes, bro.
A wallet full of cash.
100 bucks.
Base level is sealed and the landmine is the only key left.
A pulsing mass of organ sits at the table.
Hey, I'm...
You're who?
You're who?
Hey, I'm delayed. How you doing?
Since becoming a sapient mass of guts, I've come to understand a lot about physical ailments.
You just saw the blog about it, it's called Insides Out. That's great, bro.
No, okay.
She gives you a slight gnaw with a clawed foot located roughly where a head should be.
Okay.
All right.
My whole family is going mad on one of the ones that kept it together.
Maybe I'm going to go mad too.
Do I have to kill these dudes?
Missed?
Wow.
Ow!
A mighty punch.
Nice.
Nice.
Cassette tape found!
I wanna trade tapes!
A nail bomb?
A misshapen limb?
Elbow pads? Crown of fingers?
Code of arms?
What the fuck?
Code of arms is the most expensive, so I want it.
Thoughts on that idea? You feel movement? Oh my god, a roach?
Is there a roach in my bag?
Get out of here, bro!
Kill it!
Oh, these monsters are extremely dangerous and there are many of them who feel like you
should run.
Okay!
Oh my god.
Why even tell me to escape if you're not going to let me do it?
Wait, they all missed though.
I don't want to fight you, bro.
Maybe I can get in this room with some brute force?
I don't know.
Uranus and sun.
Like, bro, how are you supposed to walk?
How are you supposed to do this, bro, like are you just supposed to like remember the numbers and shit
Do Venus and Pluto I've already tried that man
This shit don't work, bro
does the order that they're in matter like putting the Pluto ones here and the
Venus one over there does that matter
I don't even know
yeah what if I cheated and looked it up thoughts
What if I pulled a pirate software and pretended like I figured it out thoughts?
Like if there's another twenty out of us etched in the door handle is that the fucking order
of the fucking planets like what's the second planet?
The void of?
Wait what even is the second corner of socialism is it Mars?
But the Mars disk is stuck outside because that's how I got down here so if I take
it out the doors just gonna lock again.
This is too- oh.
Well what's the ninth planet, Pluto?
It didn't work.
Guys, this is impossible to do right now, I think.
I don't know if I have the information for this nor the discs, so let's stop being mean,
yeah?
This guy's buying stuff, I can take him.
You have the discs!
Should I just brute force that shit or what?
You do not have the discs.
Who do I believe anymore?
You do have the discs.
You don't have the discs.
Guys, can we fucking stop trolling me?
Can I kill this thing?
You can't.
You feel an urge to run away? Yeah, but what if I didn't run away and I just went sicko mode?
Thoughts on that?
Uh oh, I missed and it's stunned and now he's blinded and then we're gonna fucking pop
him wait no we're gonna we're gonna shoot him then we're gonna attack him you can't
get out dodge dodge dodge because you're blind out
Oh, he's still alive?
I don't like that.
Pop it on his marked!
Easy.
Got out of hand quickly defeated crawling man.
I would go down there to kill these guys but the game said I should run and they're very
scary.
Yeah, bro, I cleared the monster in the long map, by the way, you could go over there.
Nester, I literally killed it, so.
Okay, I really like that spawn's in.
Oh my god, it almost got me.
Yeah, bro, this monster is fucking dead.
Oh, oh, yeah.
Time to save.
I think you're right on the loaks.
I think you're right, bro.
I can't buy salt from this guy.
How do I get more salt to finish that room?
You gotta make it? I don't know how to make it, though.
How do you make salt?
Sodium?
Sodium chloride.
I learned that in chemistry class.
But I don't have sodium chloride
What I have smelling salts does that count
Should I haggle some prizes for this guy
No, that's like ammonia ammonia salt, what's the difference bro vodka and cleaner X say on God
Do I have cleaner X?
My blind?
What does it even try to key?
You pressed the button on the key.
Nothing.
Wait.
CleanRx?
Am I blind?
I mean I can just buy the shop here.
Too long not reading that too long
Haggle
I definitely have vodka
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Okay. Vodka and Cleaner X. Let's see if that guy lied to me. I smelled salt. He did
Not what? How much of it did I get?
Just one?
I just got one. I think I need more than one though.
Let's make some food!
Your oven, let's make some raw beef.
I would never lie to my king.
Thank you bro.
A nice grilled steak.
Save!
Did I use these discs before?
I don't know.
That's these crash doors are a bus ramp to the front doors.
Of course I heard it.
I imagine the whole city blocked it.
I'm glad you're okay.
Jasper, I think I know that name.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I can't remember.
Let's go gang.
What is this thing?
Pom Pom uses deep cold.
Okay, so we're just cheating?
We're starting to fight out by attacking.
You fucking cheating bitch.
You fucking cheating bitch.
to play super paper Mario smile. Maybe at some point. I like good Mario.
I like good fire.
They like screaming while reacting to UFC game.
You just call a UFC fight a game?
Can I read that right?
Okay, why is this motherfucker taking forever to kill?
Let's piss him off.
Please just die.
Also, yeah, you said that's Dana White?
It's just not dino white.
Bro, fall over you sack of shit.
Absolute zeroed if you did pom pom.
Some money.
I got mercury.
I need two more ices to go up there fudge.
Let me cook some food for us, so we're safe.
Sorry.
Pobano holds a beer bottle and chomps down on the cap,
opening it with his teeth.
What the fuck?
Doing okay?
The giant takes a long swig of beer
It wipes the suds from his beard sometimes darkness gets to me
I feel like giving up my duty the duty of the all custodial engineers is a toil for the sake of others
You must uphold civilization where nobody else can
so true
Simon not Simon knock Simon Simon a how can you like this even my darling darkest
oppression I never allowed my home to fall into just state the sink filled with
dishes Grime in the toilet dirty floors doesn't do the couch I am truly
Disturbed it just kind of happened bro. I don't want any excuses the state of one's homer flecks the state of one's mind
Pop it on makes you scrub floors for a while. All right, thanks, bro
We need a no not a tonic hold on recipe you need one
knock at the door oh my god who what the a towering shape hovers in the door
and ominous mask covers its face but you can tell it is a powerfully built
individual hi open up I get a place to crash I got nowhere to go
Alright bro, come on in!
Hello, I'm Helen.
Can I crash at your place?
Uh, what's with the mask?
People scream when they see my face.
So I wear this. Can I crash at your place?
It's a big knife.
Yeah, I use the cut stuff.
Alright, come on in bro.
Maniac, welcome Helen into your home.
Hi.
What do you want?
You seem dangerous.
These are dangerous talents.
How did you do for all this?
I guard him.
Manage party.
Join party.
I'm behind you.
You feel a clammy hand touch your back.
I got a party member!
Huge.
Well, I got a full squad, although Ernest is going to leave tomorrow.
Meta party, bro.
What are you guys talking about, man?
She's low-key the best. No, I'm the best. Wake the blood knight. The bottle of Stingulant.
Alright, will I clean out this area? Dubski. Compia party. You're gonna make me mad. You're
You said the C word.
Wake the blood.
A hyper violin beat him up in a grim dark medieval world and has a reputation of being somewhat
edgy.
Except for its absolutely excessive brutality, every enemy you kill explodes in nonsensical
arrays of bones and organs.
Tough.
The first boss is a horrifying pregnant zombie woman after you beat her a zombie baby pops
out of her stomach.
You feel the blood night begin to awaken as you crush its skull.
no gravitates with the TV although he's put off by the Goymester making. He loves the thought of
purifying chaos and evil. I wonder if I get like a glory like do I do I get stuff if I finish meeting it?
The second stage is called Ultimate Wizard Death.
The Blood Knight must charge through the literal hordes of wizards sending limbs and entrails
flying in his mad advance.
An announcer boldly declares, 10,000 dead wizards.
As you splatter a defenseless Merlin across King Arthur's famous round table, the Blood
Knight is awakening.
I never trusted Merlin gave us pretty gross, but it passes the time
Another knock at my fucking door do I get anything if I beat the game like I don't get it though
Pointy scrape against your fingers
What does it even mean?
A pallid woman in a strange frumpy robe looks around furtively at your door.
Her hands clasp and unclasp every few moments.
Hello?
Please, I need your help.
Have you seen a little girl?
I haven't seen a little girl, but I'll open the door.
I'm Harriet.
I live with my daughter on the second floor.
Oh that's Sophie at home while I went out looking for food.
I got lost on the first floor when I got back, she was gone. Have you seen her?
Nope.
You're the first sane person I've seen in days because if you see her we live in apartment 22.
Hold on, let me go back to that girl in the pipe.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Did I give her the pen?
I really don't remember.
I have everything I need. Oh, I fucking did!
I'm done. Can you please get this thing if you find him?
A letter curved envelope is pushed out of the pipe that's sustained with greasy fluid.
Receive a love letter. I hope I can see him again.
Nester. Who the fuck was Nester?
I kind of forgot who Nester was.
Bathroom?
Guy?
Piss her next to crashed bus.
Oh!
In the urinal.
Dude is so oblivious.
Alright, bitch.
What the hell, now he got freaks in here?
That guy's massive.
How do you miss?
Bro, hellin' you suck.
Yeah, I was gonna read her skills.
Stalk?
A stalk target has more vulnerable attacks than crits?
Stab?
Very high damage on a stalk target.
Deep cut?
Unmask?
Reveal your face.
Stalks that confuses everyone.
Your defense falls and melee attacks are more deadly.
thing bro I wish I could just keep Ernest permanently because fucking criminal
I don't know what sweetcombs is just broken.
Bro, I would make more sandwiches but I don't have tomatoes.
I don't have tomatoes nor do I have... bread.
High damage on a stalked target, you see this?
Oh, my cleaver broke!
I feel like I should give her one race accuracy.
Wait, increases melee prep by 30% but reduces a maximum HP and maximum stamina by 20%?
I'll leave it for now.
What the hell?
I feel an urge to run away.
Do I?
I feel like I can do this with my fucking party, you know?
Bear hug, crushing hat, hat, a little-
Crushing attack based on your remaining HP ignores half of defense.
Ow. Ow.
Helen is stunned. Oh, no.
Let's see what bear hug does.
123.
69 damage.
Bro, Helen is so slow.
He found an urge to run away.
He's got a fucking pussies.
I mean that guy was a pussy. What's going on here?
You won't take me alive you varmints says the landlord
Where the landlords going crazy there's no end to them
Where my music go
Well quiet no
It's very quiet.
Maybe too quiet.
Take that!
My nice back shot bro.
Hey, why's that what?
What the hell is this?
Ah!
Get off me!
Oh.
Guys, the landlord might be dead.
Damn.
Damn things they got in my mouth.
Die, die.
W, Reaper.
Come over here and have a look at your son.
The elderly man in the wheelchair, your landlord, points the antique rifle at you.
How do I know you ain't one of them?
I live here on the third floor.
I don't know, I don't recognize you.
They tricked me into opening the door.
This could be another trick.
What's my name?
You should know my name.
Mr. Henderson.
Yeah, W.
Quit standing there and giving me some antibiotics
in the bathroom?
Something on the crawl in my mouth,
like it's something on an infection.
Uh-oh.
You might be dead by the time I come out though.
On the loaks.
Keep your hands off my things.
What if I just killed them instead, bro?
Takes your coin collection
and your military uniform
and looks through your drawer.
dog tags opens your safe steals all your shit was it dog tag do but where is it
Is it not like an accessory or anything?
What about the built-in uniform?
thinking. First aid kit. Anxiety meds. A bar of soap. And old pictures. Where the hell
all the antibiotics.
Oh.
Uh.
Two questions.
Where did he go and where's the door?
And the key.
One there, a key here?
Um.
Red beef frozen fish and eggs.
What?
You still owe 75 in red.
Okay.
Good, it's about time you took responsibility.
The hell, I just kinda bitched. I just kinda got bitched, you know?
The soldier throws a grenade!
What?
Oh, Helen's ass.
That was if I attacked the grenade.
Another one got put down. Uh oh.
I feel like I need to make Helen faster because if I can stalk people on the first turn of
every fight, I'd be like really good, no?
What determined speed is it?
Irrigility?
I have a date today and in very nervous help I need maxed-parsing my rights now
bro you'll be fine or she just will fucking hate you and you'll never eat
one from the date but like
Why would you say that so I'm just trolling a little bit.
I didn't mean to.
It'll go great bro.
She's in view.
She's in view.
Or he's in view.
Or they're in view.
She's into you or he's into you or they're into you
If we live for us the curl needs eight hours to sleep every day
We'll help you get back home safe your company to hurry bro. I'm stuck in this area. What do you you can't leave me?
I
Have a light
I
Get the door $10 shotgun bro. I want a shotgun. I keep it in a shot shotgun. So I don't have a shotgun
Old records. I'll be you baseball bat
$10 in cash bathroom
There you are, hideous.
Miss.
How do you miss, Sam?
Rapid thrusts?
Cub?
Money on the table, a chessboard, tonic, open the door, $20.
You know, scouting locations for secret equipment cash, you can do that for me.
Take this radio, if you approach the supply cash and send you a signal, use the radio
and tell you where the cash is.
Okay, thanks, bro
Oh, I can't leave now. Oh
Well, I guess I should rest for the night then, huh? What happens if you don't rest for the night, you know what I'm saying?
And then I guess I'll just come back down here next day, and I can also check on Jean and I can also talk to that guy
Yeah.
The hell is this?
Where is Overwatch?
I want to say a lot of things.
What the fuck?
Some kind of taxidermied sculpture.
Taxidermy eagle?
What is this room?
You know what?
What the f-
You know what?
I'm sleeping.
My leftovers are running away, my breath got worse.
I feel disheveled. I'm smelly. Reduce his luck. Makes him more vulnerable to all ailments and enemies will attack you from further away.
Oh Jesus.
I can't say anymore, Sam. My dream is just so strange with finding swirling colors that
the environment I've fell into a never ending pit of color. There are men there too I can't
tell who they are but they look so familiar. I don't know it's just a dream but I don't
I don't want to sleep.
Wait for the building change, it doesn't make sense?
Alright.
Oh, I got a lot to do. Oh my god.
There's a message from asshole. Should you read the message?
Daydreamer, I haven't heard from you since all the start. I'm getting nervous.
Please message me or your mother as soon as you can.
Your sisters are here with us. Everyone is safe. We've seen things that simply cannot be explained. Wait
That simply cannot cannot be explained, but we haven't looked outside. I'm sure you've seen things too
We love you and we're worried if the silence is about the way things ended at Sunday dinner
We're sorry. We'll make it up to you. Please stay safe dad
Or who's at the door bro, what the fuck modified football gear
Hello
Got too much stuff sports gear weapons, whatever. I'll trade you buy it. Okay
Bunch of sports stuff here bunch of nasty creatures on the way here you whack the couple with his bat
I can get a rapier a hockey helmet a baseball cap padded jacket
Nah, shit's kind of chopped, bro.
Alright, let me go shower and brush my teeth, I guess.
Damn, Sam, you are ugly, bro.
You are one ugly motherfucker.
Any fire was that mean?
Photo paper on the projector?
Exposed it to a slide?
You can find some kind of photo negative first.
In Vincent's room.
Wait, do I have it?
Yeah, you know she got a good stuff. I'm so broke
Do I have tomatoes and bread?
Hey, only have bread man
Don't have tomatoes
Bro I pressed X man, I just made fucking toast
You can't hide your eyes behind the mask, Papano, Papano, I see them, I see your path
to them, your mask is less convincing than mine.
Well, I kind of recognize the black mole is taking root in your heart.
You can clean all the toilets in the world Papano, but you can't clean the grime that
taints your soul.
Soul is worse than a toilet I've ever seen, but there's nothing a little bleach can't
fix.
Hey guys, stop fighting.
Oh
That gun salesman
Hello, hey open up buddy got some guns for you you're buying
Wait, Bro doesn't even sell a fucking gun.
What the fuck?
I- How do I get a shotgun?
Fuck you.
Oh.
Hello again.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
oh hello again oh it's here did it follow you home a little rumbling gurgle
gurgle comes from the eerie figure it collides backward leaving something
behind on the floor it's gone a wallet full of cash yo 350 bucks wait that's
That's my homie right there.
That's my fuckin' bro.
What the hell?
It's also shut, you can't move them.
Why'd it close up on me?
I was gonna go in there.
I kinda wanna finish playing Wake the Blood Knight if I can.
You resume your Wake the Blood Knight game?
In crowds of innocent puppies and babies you can't avoid blood decals splattered on the
screen obscuring your vision until you can no longer see what's going on.
All you can hear are the screams of ghouls getting run over by your machine.
The blood knight will soon awaken.
The blood knight will soon awaken.
I'm going to play it one more time then.
Maybe I get something.
The blood knight has awakened.
Now if you can talk about the blood knight's rampage, where you once went up to the innocent,
you now mercilessly slaughter them.
children the elderly you disembathe them on the final level. Well, you finally slaughtered
the last living person, an old woman in a babushka shawl. You drink blood out of her
brain and cackle maniacally, you have won. You can't tell what Helen is emoting behind
her mask, but you can see the callous judgment in her eyes. Oh geez. Blood madness. May God
have mercy on your soul. What is blood madness? I don't know. They're fucking knock at my
my door. A de-muted figure with a cap stand in the door, something in its hands glints.
Is it a knife? Hello? Can you open up? I'm looking to try it for some ingredients. Sure.
Damn, you kind of shot, Pops. Uh, sure. I'll give you some raw beef. Sure, I'll
I'll also give you some raw pork.
Nah.
Perfect, this will come in handy. I'll give you some pointers for cooking as thanks. Listen up.
My cooking skills improved.
NICE!
Wait, so what's going on in this room by the way with all these fucking...
taxidermy animals?
Scissors.
What the hell?
Um, scissors is, is becoming a little big.
Oh god.
What the fuck?
How are you still standing?
No, I didn't mean it!
Driven mad by blood and need to be bleeding to use, lose control, become resilient and
deadly.
Interesting.
Thank you.
The chef's knife, huh?
Thank you
The chef's knife, huh?
You guys are bleeding let's fix that shall we?
Are you going to vol's birthday party brother's birthday already passed man a
A bizarre door made out of so many other pieces of skin and leather.
There's a hole in the door because nothing fit inside.
Smirk emoji.
Needles.
Oh my god, what is it?
What the fuck is this area?
W.
Toothpaste?
First-aid box?
First-aid kit?
Hehehehehe.
Fine!
Yeah, you fuck with that shit.
Oh.
Scalpel gives me very poor accuracy.
How poor is the accuracy it gives me though?
I think it says very poor accuracy, but how poor?
That didn't seem poor.
Oh my god, the damage is big.
Kill it.
Oh my god, I missed.
Thank you.
You've been playing this game for eight hours?
No.
No, I have not.
Guys, I don't want to be rude.
I'm not calling out that chatter specifically, but is the average Twitch viewer dumb?
I feel like so many questions can be answered so easily if they just took like three seconds
to look at their screen.
Oh, I put the shrunken head in here.
While I was in the shrunken head's dissected face,
it gasped for airs.
Wasn't this a Halloween decoration?
Feels as though the door wants you to open it.
Like, what I mean is like, people come in here
and they're like, what game is this?
Or have you been playing this for nine hours?
or first-time chatter, get back on Overwatch, you silly boy.
Like, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
Is the average Twitch viewer just dumb as a rock?
And I'm not trying to be mean when I say things like this,
but like, so much of this stuff is just so easy
to figure out on their own.
No?
Like, am I crazy?
Someone tell me if I'm being an asshole.
Their first time Saturday might be new to Twitch.
Fair, but unlikely maybe.
Oh, I don't hate my viewers.
I don't hate my viewers.
I do not hate my viewers, okay?
Let's open this door.
What the hell?
A hat made from a patchwork of leather pieces, clumps of hair lying inside of the hat, ew.
XHP and Grist, whatever was I'm bleeding resistance is.
Maybe I'm just a dickhead.
Carve?
Deep cut.
I'mma jump attack.
Oh my god, the scalpel's terrible.
You can't aim.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't wanna get another party member.
Home sweet home.
Raw pork with eggs.
Yo frog, play the next step for on soap.
When Helen places her empty plate in the sink, you'll have something you didn't see or eat.
In fact, you've never seen her eat.
How was the meal? Good.
change? Put hot sauce on it next time. A lot.
Okay.
Alright, first, let me go check what this guy's selling.
Bro, why don't you sell guns, you fucking fraud?
Super slingshot!
Oh wait, I didn't mean to, uh, who's there, come in?
Oh, it's you.
Yeah, I didn't find your, your, your daughter, um, but I'm going to take some of your shit
And I'll be back if that's cool with you
Hi Jean
She reaches out for a hug, but they realize what she's about to do and she basically aborts the gesture
I'll give you a hug
She hesitates within the size to try it
She sways her sinuous body towards you and awkwardly attempts a quick greeting hug, keeping
her myriad claws away from your skin.
You get uncomfortably close to the zipper-like line of fangs running down her body.
This close, she could disappear you in an instant, nobody would ever know what happened
to you.
She manages a fairly convincing greeting hug, apart from her worried look, shaky hands
intimate expression? She almost looks more worried than you. I didn't scratch her
anywhere, right? I need to find gloves or something. Or a scratching post, like some
kind of monster cat. Had some rest, I think I'm okay. I have your laundry! You
what my laundry you know um er I forgot about this I thanks
What?
What is wrong with you, Gene?
You?
God, why am I even laughing?
This is horrible.
God, uh, okay, I'm done.
What?
I feel like I'm holding my old life in my hands.
It looks so foreign to me already.
God, I shouldn't be laughing.
But you sitting there handing the basket over.
Man, I really think I needed that.
Thank you so much.
What am I going to do with these now?
Am I wearing clothes at all anymore?
I figured this out later, this really cheered me up.
Maybe I'll be alright after all.
I just said I'd pay you $50 for this, oh, W.
Okay.
Hmm.
Alright, bye, Gene.
Now I'd kill her.
Now that I got my fucking money, killer.
Yo bro, I got an O for you dog.
Something for me, a letter?
Say this is from the thing in the pipe?
I don't know what to think about that.
Whatever's in there can't be human anymore.
give her a chance bro absolutely are you sure it's safe yes absolutely I guess
I'll go back and see
MF is dead?
Eh, we'll see.
Guys?
I'm thinking about the lash right now, what do you think about that?
Here comes a lash.
Oh, I don't see anything in there, I don't understand.
Oh.
I'm pulling, but it's in there, I can feel it rooting around my brain.
What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do? What do I...
Would you still love me if...
Led Nester Tirofta?
Uh... Listen, bro.
I didn't know...
This was gonna happen, so you can't actually blame me.
What the fuck
Stop it was damaged how
Well, it's the it's fleet what the
What means if Nessa doesn't need paying you any mind? Did you follow the parts that fled?
Oh my God, they're so fast.
Get back here, bitch.
The hell is that thing punching me?
Alright, that's one down.
Warm egg found
Where'd the other parts go
One went upstairs
Come here you motherfucker.
Come here motherfucker.
The hell?
Where'd he go?
I would have never looked into the pipe without your encouragement Sam.
What happens next is all thanks to you.
Damn it, we're too late. I've never felt more alive. I can't thank you enough.
Ahhhh...
That feels better.
Here, he dropped his gun. Keep it. It's a gift.
as thanks for making me a new man so it seems like I have a store to run that's
going to be fun
where are the parts are bro my leg found a friend in the men's room my arm made
a little nest in the air docks my torches where you left it
The air ducts?
Oh, better handgun though.
Um, well, the door locks behind you.
I've looked at redecorating the door.
Please do come back tomorrow.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, I think the air ducts are where...
Do I need the earth?
I think I know where the air ducts are.
Step into the sea of what in the fuck is going on, bro?
Let the wave of worms wash over you, the pain is exquisite.
I weep for every minute of my life wasted before the worms claim me.
Dude, the scalpel's terrible!
It does so much damage and it doesn't... I don't know how to communicate this more clearly.
Uh-oh.
Wait, I'm gonna be... I'm gonna fuck here.
Oh my god.
they're both stunned and fucking doing nothing oh my god oh my god kill the
fucking thing
Fuck Jerry Jones, that motherfucker is probably in the fires.
Holy fuck, this fight's annoying.
Dude!
You guys are all fucking chopped!
I just fucking hurt himself.
Oh my god.
No.
I just ripped it, bro.
I didn't, I didn't plan it.
Am I actually gonna lose this fucking fight? This is embarrassing.
I-
Aaaaand her cleaver broke, and now she's fighting bare- bare-handed. Like, are we serious?
There ain't no way.
I'm actually gonna fucking lose.
No way.
It's cooked.
Oh my god, bruh.
Oh my god, bruh.
I'm angry.
Alright.
All right, really earned some cred with that I thought you were too geriatric to pull ours like that
My geriatric bro
Um are y'all
I'm out of here. Thanks for watching classic rage quit. I'm not rage quit, bro. I'm just getting off of the night
um
I Super Mario I'll probably be live a little late because I'm watching the Super Bowl
Yeah
I appreciate it y'all.
At least place a parley?
I'm not in love with that.
Okay.
Goodbye everybody.
I'll see you around.
Have a good one.
Bye bye everyone.
Peace out.
Bye.