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preparing for another day filled with extensive dominance and extreme strength
02-16-2026 · 9h 18m
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Wow.
Boo-dee-boo-boot-de-de do-dee-dee-dee.
Does my mic- oh. Give my mic works. We're good.
Oh my god! Partner Anniversary! Yes!
Smart, yo.
Yeah what up guys?
Big stretch!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Not loaded in the range already? Bro!
I was literally in the range, my mouse was on the start streaming button and then I got kicked out of the servers.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, we're back.
We're back!
No, no, I'm on a fucking...
What is an Australian server?
Why do I have 280 ping, man?
Oh
Hattway the guys the game is falling apart
Smart
Oh God wait guys, what's going on with overwatch
Yo what up everyone yo guys I'm feeling great today. Can I say that? I'm feeling great.
Um, I don't know, bro, I got stuff like eight and a half hours.
Um, I, no, I did not get a girlfriend, but I stopped like eight and a half hours, had
a good meal, I showered, I shaved, um, looking good.
Can't complain bro.
Can't complain.
Fix the stream quiet way, don't say my VOD is gonna be fucked again today.
Oh my god.
No way bro.
Bro, does any company know how to fucking run their shit?
It's 1080p for me?
Yeah, but I think the VOD is just going to be fucked, no?
Actually the VOD seems okay now.
Maybe it's okay.
Yo, godlikemagic is supported to my prime, eating, eating, and volpes, and scene, and
Eugene crabs, and Unrealistic, and Hanzo has a bow, and Kamzito, and sticky water, and seals,
whatever, everybody.
The quality should fix itself.
Am I able to play this game more?
Am I going to get kicked each time?
I don't know.
Apparently the servers are kind of fucking wucky right now.
I got kicked, I had a cue to join, and then I got kicked out of the practice range
when I first started, so, um, we'll see what happens.
If I go to Down Detector, we got some spot, wait, Down Detector, I just realized they updated
their fucking website, hold on.
Clean new look, I like it.
Great, good job, Down Detector, looking clean.
I did see the Kevin Durant stuff. That's really funny. I can't lie. That's really fucking
funny. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good today. I hope this continues for the rest of the stream.
Some of them are fake. Wait, how did these even get leaked? How did these get leaked?
Oh my God, man!
Oh my God, man!
Wait, apparently there's tech though.
If you shi- Wait, let me change my region.
There might be tech.
hold on everyone hold on a second smart you look handsome today super
Super flower.
Huge.
The whisper could not be delivered due to an internal problem.
Well, whatever.
Tried.
Smart.
Small and become.
Wait, so will I still get kicked out
if I'm on the Asia region?
Like will the game still kick me out?
Smart.
Meow.
Yeah?
Oh.
I aim to devastate.
Well, that's not good.
Umberlicks at 10 months, bro.
I've never seen this message before, by the way.
The Whisper could not be delivered due to an internal problem.
Three.
I've never seen that.
HMX had 34 months of Bon Bon, that's the 12-1 prime, but not diamonds.
Thanks to the 2-1 prime, NIMS is the 4-2 prime.
Yeah, I have seen the fucking, the Kevin Durant files, like...
This is just some of this shit, bro.
Kevin Durant had a fucking burner on Twitter and he was like in a group chat with like
random people.
Like who even are these random people he's in a group chat with?
like literal NBA Twitter randoms?
Well, this one is this one is so good.
He's actually just like a fucking NBA
Twitter shit poster, bro.
Life with Devin Booker and Vogel, two
dictators, Stalin and Hitler, Mussolini
and Kim Jong-un.
Like this guy is just
No, yeah, he's just he talks like us he's a he's just an online guy
This is Kevin Durant. This is Kevin Durant. This is his alt account
Coach called that play to pass all people I'm gonna put the bowl over with the shitty ass team
I don't give a fuck your franchise player can't shoot a defend. That's a way bigger issue than my turnovers. Remember these guys are your future
Can't trust your bar to make a fucking shot or get a stop
Jabari Smith said KD was his favorite player
Wait, what is this here?
What is this showing?
I'm confused.
This is proving it's him?
Oh yeah, he tweets.
I don't like what even is that what is he like leaving clues like a fucking cartoon villain
he tweets this header on September 2nd, 2021, which is the header of his alt that he was
tweeting from.
Like what?
No, yeah, actually a fucking Batman villain.
Wait, that circle game and deleted message shows that he was tweeting while on the bench?
Wait.
So January 25th, 2023,
because he private his account
when you back on the court,
because he didn't play that day,
or he was injured, I guess?
Wow.
Why does it matter? He has a burner? I mean, I wouldn't say it matters, but like, he's shit talking his teammates to like random group chats on Twitter.
And calling them Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini and Kim Jong-un.
That's, this tweet has a lot of the highlights.
Rockets franchise player can't shoot a defend.
Steve Kerr has hated black people ever since Michael Jordan punched him in the mouth.
If Israel needs drones, just let me know.
Sons are my team when we lose and Devin Booker's team when we win.
Man, I miss Ben Simmons, at least he passed the ball.
Steve Kerr never drew up plays or suggested anything, but he won a bunch of titles.
I miss James Harden, he has a good heart, kind of delusional, but I get him.
Chris Paul, this is no shit.
If you don't run the cutoff from past the ball to Steph Curry, the Warriors will cut
you.
Oh, I saw this one too.
I think he called Russell Westbrook a triple double like cocaine bear or some shit?
God bro, Kevin Durand is too funny. Like honestly, how can you hate Kevin Durand bro? This guy is just too funny.
The IDF drones?
Okay, he's not actually like sending money to like, Israel to fund drones though, like there's no way.
But that's gotta be, that's gotta be a troll.
He actually is?
oh man wait how did anyone find this out who like leaked these messages
do I have 1080p yet by the way is my stream still fucked what's going on
Oh I do thank god.
Can't count it tore me apart.
But I learned an important lesson.
You can't count on anyone.
Do you believe the KDF will address the burner of his Get Hire 77 weird how all his friends
in the search engine are the ones who are responding to it and he goes in chats on a
trashing teammates. Who the hell's Ryan?
Yeah, that's great bro. Thanks to the Seven Months Tee Tay, FatPoachDothix, the 35 months, TwistXX20Bits, and the Azix for Primzo.
Play the fire fan chip today. Her name is on Ron bro. I also don't know if I'll play on Ron today. We'll see what happens
Servers are asking honestly I don't even know like how that's all gonna work there's a chance
I might not even get to play I mean I'll try to queue we'll see what happens go play quick
Quick play? Can we be serious, bro?
We're not playing quick play, man.
I
Can we get a grip
Test your luck. Yeah, I mean I did get suspended the other day because my internet cut out so I had like a 15 minute ban
So I'm pretty sure if I get suspended again. My next band is 45 minutes
um
I
See what happens
Sneaky soul to my prime at danky colonix 19 months TK the excess of months
Wait, so our people you guys said people are still getting kicked out even if they join through the Asia region
Right like it doesn't matter. You just won't get the queue you here
Yeah
It's 2026 and we don't have tech to differentiate leaving versus a disconnect.
Yeah, but I think the problem is like you could fake a disconnect like if you really
wanted to to like you know what I mean.
It's very easy to fake a DC.
I do it sometimes on Twitch to like,
because Twitch has tech to differentiate between
you just like ending stream and UDC-ing.
So that's why sometimes when UDC,
you'll see like the not like this screen.
Cause it gives you like a 90 second buffer
to go back online.
Bonjour.
So it's not like it's, you know.
Hello.
Fortnite, Lunasnow and Magic Skin. I saw that a few days ago.
Um, Lunashnow! Says Penny Parker. Okay, I looked up Lunasnow and I'm getting
cosplays. Okay, how do I... Lunasnow, Fortnite, how about that?
I mean, I know some people were making fun of it.
I don't think it's terrible.
They're chopped.
Here's the full bodies.
Funny how ever since Chapter 7 started for it, it's suddenly chilled with cleavage.
I might sound a little crazy here, guys.
I think, I feel like, I almost like her hair better
in Fortnite.
Like am I crazy?
Am I insane?
That hair is terrible.
Oh
My bad
Magic is um
smart. I got it. Yeah, I don't know, bro. They're not great skins, but, you know, what
can you do? What can you do? Smart. I was thinking about trying eugenics. I was thinking about
I'm not trying it.
you
you
you
you
you
Sorry, on my thing that I have to just like remove, because I apparently having so many
sources on OBS can cause like lagging issues.
Is this real news by the way?
Is that real?
No shit.
Oh.
Well, we don't have to be rude about it.
Do you hear how many times I'm clicking my mouse?
These are all fucking games.
But I need to remove because I think it causes issues.
Okay, let's remove how many am I removing?
64?
I still have a lot left, okay, that's not bad.
What else do I have to get rid of?
Let's get rid of these for now and then just see what happens later, okay.
Did I read my webcam from that scene?
Ah, shit.
That's not good.
Add. Video capture device.
Webcam. Wee!
Okay.
Yeah.
Jealous?
Take out this through and solve up.
Sit in except 31.
Securely except 51 prime.
Only day where nobody loves you.
So stop stressing about it.
There's nothing to stress about.
You go through this.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You go through this all the time, it's just another day.
Once you start to shift your perspective,
you're gonna feel a lot better.
Who cares that all these couples get to hang out
and go do all these fun things on February 14th
and you just stay at home and nobody loves you.
That's fine. You're used to that. You got this.
I really think hearing this is gonna help you out
and you're gonna be thanking me.
You're welcome in advance.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks, bro.
How does that keep 20 minutes of speed run genuinely?
What do you mean?
What do you mean bro?
What do you mean how?
I'm confused.
My face is so smooth right now.
My face is so freaking smooth.
I'm confused or my face is so smooth right now
My face is so freaking smooth
A couple was in a shouting match over leftover mac and cheese in my apartment lobby last night. Oh nice
why do you not like beards bro I can't grow a beard okay it's just not possible
for me also shaving it I just think I look better shaved and it keeps me
youthful and I like shaving my face and then moisturizing right after oh my
god it feels so good bro when you give yourself a clean shave and immediately
Moisturized holy man.
Smart.
Trust me, you always look youthful.
Thanks, bro.
Is Squeaks' mechanics bottlenecked?
Are Squeaks' mechanics bottlenecked?
the wings enter let's just wait squeaks isn't in mid-off scissor
oh what do i think you actually said that you actually said that you can place a bed there
Oh
Wow
Can you watch this Liam clip
It's not a bad speedy with an ass this guy is definitely a child or the
Mmm
Super any word
Okay, what I have to see what was the whole the n word oh well it's not that one but you know
The neuro
Oh
No, no, dude, come on. Come on
Close one like the it's
He's failing to read the room is what I mean. Gotcha black
Gotcha Liam. Gotcha, bro
Well, gravity thinks it's a prime huggy bear,
thinks it's a prime sub, unavailable thinks it's a two, bro.
Smart, I got it.
What is this, bro?
What the hell's happening?
He's has a little pet monkey.
God, motherfucking damn, this bitch was so fun.
She invited me to her house.
So when I get in the house, bugs and shit be crawling around.
She had a little bat flying around.
Shit cobwebs and shit goddamn close. Yeah, a little bit monkey. Soon as I sat down here comes this goddamn
Monkey because he got a little monkey hands before me your ears and shit. I'm acting like I'm painting but really
I'm poking with the eye kidneys has to fuck off for me. So I'll say baby girl
Baby girl
Could you please do something about the monkey? She said the monkey lives here drifter you've visited
God mother's looking down on you.
I
Do
cool that was great that was great y'all how does one formally apologize for
being the vaguest goober what do you mean bro you just say you just say you
just say um you know my fault
You say you're my my bad y'all
Except to oof and schmerz press follow makes that 21 prime gravity takes 21 prime zero
Maybe it's not deadlock fans or overwash fans. Maybe it's super TF fans guys. I think it's deadlock fans
I'm gonna be honest a lot of that not all
but a decent chunk of deadlock like memes and videos and shit that I see they
don't really evoke emotions of laughter and and yeah I have a funny link you
know what I mean
Okay guys, maybe it's super tier fans.
Maybe it is, maybe it is y'all.
it is.
That was, I mean, it was animated well, I didn't, I'm not like mad about it, I just
I know it wasn't for me, you know?
Just say what you're thinking. What I'm thinking is that video wasn't exactly for me. That's all I'm saying.
like me personally if I saw that video while I was like scrolling I would not
send that to somebody you know what I mean smart that's all
me personally whoever they surprise I would strike super out on three pitches
slider outside feels like he's drowning curveball in the dirt of course he's
chasing it you got carried by smurf and chino WL fuck you and then bang 97 inside
corner you're out you were always out you were out since the day you were
born go USA WBC it's my birthday you would skip a little guy on his birthday
Would you drop? Yeah, I would actually you're right tropical fish emoji tropical fish
Thanks plan. I'll have birthday though. Hey, man. Can you cue this? Have a birthday bro, please three?
Well, I haven't gotten kicked out of overwatch in a minute, so maybe I'm chilling maybe the servers fix themselves a bit high
Maybe they fix themselves
the games are fucked we'll see no I just got kicked out what you guys don't know
is that as a streamer I have like special access to to I have priority
access to servers and shit so it's not a problem
you know I mean
Is this all snake operator thriller?
I saw the teaser.
Is there a new one for Snake?
Snake Rainbow Six Siege.
Oh, there is a new one.
Alright bro, how are you not gonna play fucking Snake in every single game, by the way?
If you play Rainbow Six?
What's your ETA?
What's your ETA?
What's your ETA?
I'm here.
Oh.
I'm here.
Oh.
Wait, is that actually...
Wait, that sounded like...
What's his name?
I'm here.
They even hate her, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm not supposed to bowl, he would like this.
Can I see him hit an uptilt at somebody?
Or is he a snake uptilt?
You're waiting, huh?
You're waiting, huh?
Never hurts to take things slow
Soldiers like us never get the chance. There's always one more fight
That's cool how the hell do they fucking swing that one
well I'm eating sponsor I have no clue bro probably not I feel like that rainbow
six sponsor was like so one off hey man big you keep fan just tuning in for the
first time can you give this link a sniff
to case it's possible again i'm gonna be honest i don't think to k
is sponsoring me
getting in for the first time you get this link
a sniff
Is this an old, low tier god clip?
You get my last minute vibe,
because I used to walk this weird way around the block.
And your mom would just lure me in
with like Snickers fun size bars.
Like the kindness like half size, but not the full one.
She would just, it would be like a trail of Snickers.
So I would follow it.
I'd be like, oh, shit.
I'll follow it.
Next thing you know, I come around the corner
and I just see a fucking woman
in a goddamn floral robe with titties,
big-ass giant titties hanging to her navel.
And I just stared, I didn't know what to do.
I just, I looked and she just pulled me,
got my little ass through me on the bed.
Well, hold on, I was never a little.
Got my tall ass through me on the bed.
Oh, I could do this, hey, Miss Johnson.
What's going on?
And before I knew it,
I just felt like a weird feeling on my dick
getting sucked, but I didn't know what was going on.
I mean, this is, this is Old Loach Your God, like, I think a lot of people don't know Loach
Your God.
Like, Loach Your God got like really popular in a few years because of that, like, one
old clip that blew up where he was like, your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose
and then the fucking edit of him with the lightning and shit, but like, guys, old, low-tier God,
There are clips that can't really- Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what you got from this grudge mat?
Yeah, that is really good.
That is really good.
Sniff yo North Xayah prime oof and spur takes they get the sub bro
Dragon rider they give the two listen here dickhead get the fuck out you walk through that door yet fuck off
Listen here dickhead get the fuck out you walk through that door yet fuck off
Yeah
Why won't you case once you get it brother, I just I don't some sponsors are like really like one off I feel like
But what are some sponsors I've had that are just I'm trying to think like 2k
Probably rainbow six hype squad well that game doesn't exist
That game doesn't exist.
You killed Splitgate?
I did get spawned for Splitgate, I forgot about that.
But was it bad the first second I was like, what's Splitgate?
That's not bad.
Yo, what's up? Oh, there's your 37th prime, sir.
Thanks, Duplant Sneeze.
And moosh lowlings the prime
Like it's sponsored by frag punk no
Your zz sponsors were got me to see you
Bro, I people think I'm trolling when I say this though. I actually don't hate ZZ. I thought it was kind of fun
Like I was into it when I was playing it when I was sponsored. I was
What up, bro?
You said this for three years?
I mean, it's true.
I just don't know if I want to, like, grind it and, you know, spend money on it.
That's what I'm saying.
don't have to spend money right but like isn't the whole point that if you want to
be better and like progress quicker and she's spend money is like in the delizi
household like isn't that how it works smart no wait so you don't get like
time locked from playing like the main story and shit in Genshin or ZZZ or
whatever no no gotcha does that really
can you recreate this is what life is like in the delici household we bring
and shit in a cup?
Ah, that's not fair.
I'm down three pounds.
You're walking on a treadmill.
And walking on a treadmill.
Stop right in that wall.
Dude, we have some actually, I'm actually excited for you.
I haven't been on vacation in a very long time.
We're giving you a thank you for having been on vacation
for probably 25 years.
That's way too long.
We save some money aside for you.
We've been working hard, and even working hard too.
We've booked you a nice little vacation spot, dude.
You guys, whoa, whoa, you booked me a vacation?
Yes.
Yeah.
You know when I can go away?
I can't go away.
I got the dogs to take care of.
No, it's next month.
It's next month.
But I got the dogs.
We'll take care of it.
I don't like going away.
You're going away, dude.
Yes, where you're going, dude.
The Marriott and fucking Bridgeport Connecticut, dude.
What?
Why are you smiling?
He's just a fucking joke.
Three guys.
What the?
Are you fucking kidding me?
fucking kidding me what bridge port
Connecticut yeah why the fuck would I
want to go to bridge work
why we're looking 40 minutes away you
didn't see my it's not a vacation my
video I said that was one of the best
places to go yeah yeah I thought you
said like Bahamas is the fucking
thing that we can't afford that the
best Western and bridge port fucking
Oh, the Marriott!
What the fuck would I want to go to-
Can you recreate this?
Not only I could recreate this, actually.
You just have to keep up with dailies and events
That's a thing though like I feel like that's another problem. It's like gotchas and shit
Doesn't it become almost like a chore to a point when you have to like run around and do your daily
Oh god, I gotta log in for 20 minutes real quick. I gotta go do my dailies
You know
I don't know.
And thanks, Emo Emily and Rivers Oasis, thanks y'all, and boy, Big Guns X-51 Prime.
It's like a casino where the only thing you can waste is time
I don't know if I'm not enough. I'm with you on that one right now. I'm not really sure what that means
Dr. Kirby takes 25 months
No one can hide from my fate.
TLBR, Zanglos are dailies that take five minutes, not a joke.
Two side events when they happen and you can catch up.
Zeeze is the most generous gotcha by a mile.
That being said, if you don't think it's for you that's totally fine, OFC.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Smart.
Wide people happy.
I don't know.
Well, now maybe if they want to sponsor me again?
Any tips on how to get a roster of women just like you?
I don't know what that means bro.
I don't have a roster.
I'm actually single.
So.
No one can hide from my sight.
You give this impression on people?
I can't tell you where you want to be, girl.
Do you know how?
Do you know I'm grounded?
I can't tell you where you want to be, girl.
I don't know how...
A certain Je ne sais quoi.
Je ne sais quoi.
Reminds me of last night.
You hear what he's doing?
He didn't help me at all.
You know what I'm going to have to problem out?
You know what I'm going to have to do?
I'm going to have my own thing.
You know what I'm going to have to do?
You know what I'm going to have to do?
Listen, listen, listen.
All you got to do is follow him up in here.
Wait a minute.
What's that real deal?
You got a ball list right here.
Don't know what it is.
This is a real deal.
Hang on a mouth.
That's the transformation.
Two hours later.
Oh, wait a minute.
He's pissed.
Hey, thanks, Gwebe. Thanks for coming on Prime.
They saved that boy's life?
Seaman?
I know Virgos are very sensitive. I hope I didn't hurt your fear names
No, I'm not it's none of my business. What you're doing your free time
Hey, no, what's that? No, I'm not a virgin actually. What about part anniversary?
What about you?
Which is
Happy partner anniversary
Oh watch there's been breaking themselves. Yeah, I know I've been good for the past like 30 minutes though
So we'll see what happens
I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna leave I'm gonna go pee I'm gonna come back. Oh
Shit no this shit's fucked
I'm gonna go pee and I'm gonna come back and I'll probably have been kicked out of the game
But that's fine. We will just deal with it when we come back.
So I will...
Ah, thanks, Laps.
Yeah.
I'll go.
Let me see it.
Smart.
Yeah, that's a solid 8.5 out of 10 today.
8.5 out of 10 today for me.
Good evening super, add this to the queue, Arga.
Oh, Jesus.
Turn on the breeze.
Turn on the light.
Dead and buried.
Turn on the cast.
Just get me carried.
If you go, I'm going to...
You just like me a tiktok from a private account.
A big guy.
Sorry bro, can't be watching this one.
What about this tiktok?
The Lord is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down.
Has that brother been in a lot of stories?
Is it tough?
Be honest.
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
No.
He restores my soul.
He'll leave us me in the cheese bread is tough
Christmas for his name's sake
Oh, all right, well, let's see what happens y'all. Oh the game is fucked. Oh
It is fucked
I'm running from the news, please don't save me, nothing left to lose about my baby.
I'm running from the news, please don't save me, nothing left to lose about my baby.
Smart. Overwatch servers are Coocto7.
watch the all-star game that would be a negative
that would be a negative
I've never seen this before.
What is this?
Blizzard wasn't expecting the game to be this popular again, the light's got too bright
and the servers couldn't take it over.
Oh yeah, this shit is fucking fried.
Guys, does this work?
Or is the server or is everything just cooked?
Yeah.
Okay.
Chat works, voice doesn't.
Noted.
Now I'm crying for life to think I could love you more
than I'd be home by baby eye
Now, injury midtown
Oh, saying goodbye to the day
I don't know coms just chilling gaming if I get kicked out I'm gonna frown
Please I'm so cute
Liz's cook today. Yeah, everything is fried
So you can make things that put on prime flash paradox and brainiac they took out paradox
Why does last say that they took out paradox
He's like so flabbergasted that it happened
Neon Cassidy and they took Alvendicta.
Game seems fine for now.
I mean it's definitely not but I can just tell you it's not.
Let's see what happens.
PC doesn't work, um, the fuckin' like menus and everything just take forever, um...
We'll see. We'll see what happens.
Yeah, rewards aren't claimable, but that's what the patch tonight is supposed to fix.
They have like a patch at 3am today, 3am Eastern, or I guess tomorrow, which is supposed to
fix that.
So we'll see.
So we'll see.
Move, man!
Ow.
Why does that keep pushing power? What are they gonna do to stop me?
I don't think so.
I
Know I'm kind of just like doing nothing
I
Guess I have to transfer the temple any words advice while I didn't go to temple
But I know of temple
Obviously what is temple University in Philly
Definitely diversity
Well, why not just hiding him stupid wait cuz I'm fucking goaded
I
Wow great old from that odd rod
I was a fire
I
Hello Jesus Christ
Fucking elevator
Oh
There's an elevator though bro. How do you think like soldiers get up there or on us or fucking, you know, I'm zen
I would be very sad
Is we are bad now
Oh young ain't bad.
Where is she?
She's half-sist.
I'm not just shooting him in his legs.
Nice.
Cause I'm ready to have like,
I want to talk about Emery's ass.
Does he actually have a ass?
Dude.
I can get him poofed.
Yeah?
I don't actually see him.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't actually sniffed it out, but I have my noon
My reason's getting her ass deep bro
And did you do the silver bullet crosser?
If I had to guess, it's probably in hero specific options.
I haven't looked, but that's gotta be where it is.
So let me see, options, controls, hero and HUD, select hero, uh, tacity, reticle, silver
bullet, advanced, somewhere here probably.
What the fuck did I just do? Why is my crosshair different now?
Mods?
Band that guy!
Fuck happened to my crosshair!
This crosshair might be tough
I just can't this fucking we young spam man
Wow, they're not crazy nano high noon and he just took that much damage
What the fuck did I do ah there we go
Switching size what what what what changed
Repair your defenses select your hue
I'll probably check it out, yeah.
Wow, I didn't even play when Watchin' In came out, me already?
Kill this best friend of Roblox, cheer.
Guys, someone fix Tekken.
So we do that our servers working ah who knows bro
That's a that's a to be to be decided to be seen TBD
What are you locking into Minecraft but we did fucking Minecraft last night we're doing
more Minecraft tonight then chill out me chill out me now.
Okay, yeah, we did it three runs, but I finished my placements first of all, half of them my opponents forked it in, and then the half of the time that we started playing Minecraft was actually setting everything up because, unknown to me, Minecraft now is fucked.
Minecraft here and now is not how it used to be.
I
Didn't have a random headshot here
If you want is a big big update you probably miss a lot of stuff
I got busted on but I got to
Oh
We're actually actually so it will just hold. Oh wait, they can't hear me
No, is no one helping my way on the point or my grandma boy
Huge huge
I know they don't give Overwatch a lot of shit, but if you do the math guys, Overwatch is gonna be by the end of this year
Overwatch will have released more heroes
By the end of this year like from the start of this year then Overwatch one did in its entirety until Overwatch two
Just a little food for thought
if you want to say that brain lag my fall bro
my fault
That's his Jeff Kaplan was a bum.
I think Jeff Kaplan was very good at laying out like getting the game out the door.
Like building the game?
Jeff Kaplan was good. But Aaron Keller is definitely better now. And it's not, really, not even really close.
Honestly.
Right, none of those ricochets hit, that kinda makes me angry.
Wow, Nettoram is just so awesome, man.
Nettoram with infinite block, like that's just so amazing.
Come here fool, where's this Genji, I'm gonna break his neck.
Me on Hanzo?
Can I hit a shot maybe?
Guys I'm not getting max wins right now, it's not good, I have one more.
I've got to lock in real quick, hold on.
Can we touch cart?
That's awesome.
Fuck it.
Off the cart, go see.
Kind of useless, it's okay.
All I need to do is hit one headshot and I'm back in it.
Or that.
See, we're good.
I get a double health pack here maybe? Like right here?
Nice.
Well that is so nasty spot so you can hack two health kits by the way.
So fucking gross.
Thoughts on twice? I...
I like some of those songs. I'm not like the biggest twice fan, probably some of those songs.
Say something!
You know what song? I like that song.
Um...
Probably the game that guy's dead by the way.
One fact.
What? That miss?
Why are they all under- Oh my god, man.
Okay, when Onrod comes out of her E form, I can't think of she's gonna be like standing,
but she's not.
She's like elevated in the air.
That's like actually important to her until I know, remember?
Mega is hacked on there by the way, in the mini.
Where would he run from?
Oh, no shot.
Fuck it. Maybe.
Aw, I might have thrown that, not even joking.
Okay, that was lag.
You guys saw that arrow? That was lag.
I'm talking to nobody. I forgot about that.
Lol.
Lol.
Lol.
Like I only admitted here?
I'm kind of scared to go over here because I know the game is a pop.
What are you on about I should say?
Well can my honza do something to save this game or what?
There we go.
I think there's no right on him, by the way.
Oh
Well, how come that time when she eats she was like standing down and I create is it like inconsistent
Man
Oh, I guess if they jump before it, that's kind of fucked, no?
Fuck.
Smart.
Let's see if I DC after this.
Well, I have my first car fuck I didn't get a demote, but I didn't get you seen I've never seen what
This shit is so fucked
When you think it can't get any worse it does
Smart W's
I just want to say that you're sorry for now, girl, because I just want you to say for me to sorry.
I know you say that for me, for me.
I love to say that you're sorry for me, that's something.
I love to say that you saw it for me that for anyone
Is not just love, you're the sound
Alright let me hit the chorus
Is it too late now to say sorry
Because I'm missing more than your body
Is it too late now to say sorry
Yeah I don't know that I'll let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now
Oh great. What is this vocal range test? I'll do this after.
Well my throat's kinda fucked right now. I'm not ready for this. My throat's kinda like
eeeeh. You know what I mean?
Smart.
High cat. High suit. Hope you're all doing well cat rose. Can you queue this up for
me? Thank you.
What song bro don't fear the Reaper yeah sure I got you girl
pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump.
Let's go domino.
The perfect world is shaped by size by him.
33.
And this maize, I think for 33 months?
Films for 80 months?
Moog you think stuff on my prime
There we go
Guys and then the servers are fine actually servicing fine
What?
Simply no way I didn't hit by the way.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
What am I doing?
Brain lag?
My echo fall from that?
She could shove off by domino?
I have a way faster ult.
Take not even close.
Look at my fucking tracer take this cart though.
Look at my tracer go.
I got too silly wait he gets I frames when he TPs so if he presses TP you can't kill
him like in the the start and the the cast time
that
is that fair?
is that fair?
I
Such impeccable case
How are you alive by the way
I
Was what where's it going?
Pushing me
Why you do that everybody know I do have all this
I'm too short man, it's too tiny.
Oh geez.
I got the wrong perk.
Oh my god.
I thought I got extended power.
Oh my god.
He's got a blade for this.
Okay so chip 7677 has 900 damage currently.
I
This cannot stain my record
Hmm
I don't know what's going on
I have ulti bank
What is this ship doing?
Guys, what is Chip doing?
I can't even check his profile
Chip Douglas they're saying it's Kid Cudi's best song by the way
bro like what is happening why my tracer is doing nothing with the fucking
deku on tracer over here I mean they were top 15 DPS but right now that's
That's really bad, bro
Oh, hold on bro
Um, this is bad.
Oh, if you put that out more forward it would be good.
Guys, we're not gonna win this game if I stay on on on Domino with this DPS doing this much damage
It's just not gonna happen. I need to go a hard carry
He's lagging bro
He might be lagging, but it doesn't make my statement less true.
You know what I mean?
Also, he's always going against me, Zootheal, because I can just left click into it.
And my team has fallen over.
Guys, what do we do?
How do we bring it back?
I spelled back wrong.
Don't worry, King, I lock in.
Says Chip.
Alright, Chip, what do you got here, bro?
Yes.
Yeah.
Actually,
yes.
Actually,
yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Be warned! Cue at your own risk!
We got no shield here, we can take this next fight free.
Most likely.
Alright, make one slay-plate.
That's the reals though, high noon domino nano.
ship doing um less than 4,000 damage per 10 minutes on DPS that is tough but maybe
gonna go grab okay the players we have to cap without me using grab if we can't
I can't do that game's over.
That's just how it is.
Wanna be older?
I have to, I'm gonna die.
GG.
GG.
I got greedy. I mean I needed to save it, honestly, but I should have just used it because I knew
it would have been enough fight if I didn't. That's tough. My bad says chip. It's okay, chip.
Sorry, bro.
Welcome up! This was the new glory!
Aw, that sucks!
Unable to join QR previous game is ending, try again soon.
Bro, this game is actually dying.
Smart.
Hello, Super. I saw this while driving today and had to pull over because I was crying laughing.
What?
Saw this while driving it today, had to pull over because I was crying, laughing.
That's awesome, bro.
9 of them say it's my prime can is the final prime kinko these 20 bits
Cluzio and Fox glove and jello cup and my sir Q. Oh, yeah and Phelps. Thanks y'all corporate. Thanks, but to what is this?
Wait, what do we have for a deadlock for man? I
Would rather piss into a cup and drink it than do that
But you're in the game
You're the door guy. I'm just saying I would rather pee into a cup and then drink it on strong camera
Then play deadlock for like an hour
Yeah, they made you the doorman, and then you say you'd rather piss in a cup and drink it than play
I I've not okay. I have nothing against the game
It actually did probably I I don't have it. I don't dislike the game
This is not out of anger about I think the game's bad. I just personally right now
I don't want to play deadlock. So I would I'm thinking of my priorities
What he's trying to say is that he actually drinks piss on the regular and it's not that big of a deal
I
Just don't I offered some to me. I don't want to play a MOBA like I just don't
It was like brown like dark orange. Yeah, I need to drink. I need to get a red that dick
Soon on this the prime Chris Fred six to five one prime
Do you know that you're still the first search when you search Fenboy on Twitch?
Yeah, I didn't think it would change or anything.
I don't like check it every day.
like, you know, perfect world is shaped by my hand. Go back to your wife and stable job
with great income and working from home ability
What is rock signing bro?
I can't get in VC bro. I can't get in VC
Guys VC's just cooked
I just can't get in DC
You're a billionaire fix it
That's just not how that works
Why is my Mizuki flanking and not healing at rack attack
I actually understand how to put down with a property now. I have it downloaded. It's actually over
I actually get it. I mean that time we lost our fucking Kiri so it's like GG but I
I get it. I actually get it. Everybody. You have to believe me. I get it.
I
What bro
Window
Oh
Man oh man
You can domino ult the tranc zen
I'm alive. I'm stalling. I'm on the barrier. Wow, we actually were losing hard. I don't
What's happening?
Is that a little voice?
Well they just fucking discord me and walk me down.
I'm a sad male.
I'm actually sad
If the Zen takes the outfit, I'll get some scrubs
Help me!
Someone help me, please
Like, I don't have a deal, actually
Happy to hear anniversary where you've taken your date.
On our date?
I don't know you.
Unless you know you.
So, never.
I'll actually know you. So, never.
I don't wanna like push. I don't wanna like take space here. You see this shit? Like I wanna...
I wanna stop being a co-
That's why I'm just dead, so...
I like to leave out the window.
okay those shields down again
oh this sucks
I mean
guys can I be honest I don't think this is my fault
I don't think this is my fault
I don't think this is my fault y'all
be honest says hammy am I the chop chud um well well you know blubber things that
perhaps have the dumbest six months how am I liking the new heroes they're
pretty cool. Okay, let's just say we aren't a poke team. They have Zen, and we just get
fricked. I'm changing the pace of the game. Witness me.
I
Don't care everyone says you're smart and handsome. I said this earlier. I think I was feeling like a leg in 8.5 today thoughts
I shaved too, bro. I'm looking good. And full sun framings at 3-1 prime. Thank you
Wait, where'd I go?
Guys, how do you solve chronically cold hands when gaming?
up here though. I have to just sit up here, but I don't have to go up because this place
There we go.
So you guys, we're changing the pace of the game, we're speeding it up, we're not playing
slow anymore.
Zoom!
That is so weird that Kiri TP's now and she still has her debuffs, that is so strange
to me.
I'm not used to that.
Oh my- wait.
Did she not cleanse just before I ulted?
Seeing things obviously she didn't because she just soothed there when I ulted swear to God
Okay, I guess I'm seeing things I thought so too. Yeah, right
I swear I swear I saw a suzu and that's why I over there, but maybe I'm losing my mind
I don't know what that means are you saying I should charge more cuz I agree we're changing
We're raising TTS prices
One of all bad news they might be five stars. Oh on God on God
Noooo!
Jesus Christ.
You're not simple
That was a cleanse
Okay
We're doing a pulse bomb like that one fucking jumps on the pulse bomb
Just trace your team. They can do it. Go team.
I was in fact close. And that's my...
Oooooooooh!
But guys, that's not fair. They're 5 seconds, so they have comms.
Okay, I think they actually should nerf the range of Dominus I think the explosion is too big the radius of it
I think it's too big
I think almost
Where did we fight this?
How did my knife leave my fucking spear?
You guys wait, what?
I threw my knife out of my state when I was down below. Is that a bother?
I want to hold this. I need to.
No, I got this. We're good.
I'm dead, I'm gonna dead, carry dead, alright winnable, winnable, winnable, actually winnable.
winnable
okay keep fighting
no way
do i have a team?
what?
what?
no way
the way we're fucking losing these fights
what are we talking about?
i just killed both fucking supports
and we lost?
are you serious?
i died
No way. That actually...
Ah, yes!
I will more fight.
They are going to hold up though.
Maybe I can fetch.
Maybe.
I hope you're okay.
I big click lead game.
Guess we're watching the whole play of the game though.
Defeat the motion reverse.
That's a reversal.
We're back.
Bye bye.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Smart!
Party hats happy partner anniversary.
God I needed that fucking pass. Holy shit that was a big pass.
Agha. Cue this up meow. Agha. Agha. Plink. Agha.
Yo, Pete, you're the 61 Prime. Maso, the 51 Prime. Lightning, the 51 Prime.
Superstar and Mock Tsunay Dixie.
Hello? Eight months?
STHX The Prime Sub.
I scammed you? I'll do it again.
I'll do it again.
What do you mean by Scam dream?
Okay, hold on
Can you take a quick peek at the Genji deflect for me?
Wait wait hold
Hold
What do you mean Genji deflect
What do you mean can I take a peek at Genji deflect? What do you mean by that bro? What does that mean?
On the soge in your last game. Oh, I don't really care. I'm sorry. She ulted he deflected
and killed it. It's all that happened, bro. Sorry, man. It's probably not that interesting.
I'm just being honest I'm just being honest
You know I mean now see this is one prime also like and servers are just like so fucked. I don't even know like
You know I mean
This made me laugh as a TF2 player.
What made you laugh?
That is Halloween seminar right there. Cheers. No. Medi. That is Halloween seminar right
there. Cheers. No. Medi.
stupid
Smart hey super I confessed my feelings for a guy I like yesterday and him still waiting for his response super sip
Oh geez. Oh
Oh geez
Yesterday oh God
Oh God
Godspeed, G-Son! Godspeed. Thanks for 17 months.
They're just busy? True.
You've been in that position?
We know.
I actually don't think I ever have.
Bragg about it?
Well, no, I'm not bragging.
I'm just...
All right, winning time.
Warm up my hands real quick.
This is exactly the music I'd expect Super to listen to.
Well, this was a song request actually, so.
How was the gym session today, King?
Actually great.
My arms feel like fucking solid steel.
So that carols to that.
Hope all is well, my dude.
You went to the gym, though, but that doesn't mean my arms don't feel like solid
steel.
Next BCB hero. Thanks that thousand bits bro. Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm doing all right bro.
Thanks for asking. Oh, my hands are getting warm. Oh, my neck.
Wait creepy loser with a tank from last game are they five stacked? How do I check this creepy loser bean blueberry C in perfection
Creepy loser blueberry bean so three stacked maybe
Maybe
Invite to group, trill.
Although this game is so fucked right now, I don't even know if this will do anything.
Player arty group, player arty group, player arty group, yeah, yeah, that was right.
I was correct
I'm sure
Happy partner anniversary whatever now get on deadlock
How about you get all my nuts
How do I stop being nervous in comp games? Um, just don't be nervous, bro
Just don't be nervous, bro
It is just a game at the end of the day
Like truthfully, it's just a game
Guys the Uma fat is over it was what it is
I
Well
Well
I guess you knew movie coming up, bro. I haven't watched the anime bro. I don't know I I played him a firm it
I mean it was fun. It's like a cute game or whatever, but I'm not like
I see you. I maybe I'll see it. Who fucking knows bro. Well, it's not gonna be as good as the chainsaw man movie
So why bother? You know what I mean?
Oh
I love the Rezae movie but the Uma movie is genuinely a better watch. I thought it's not out yet. How do you know that?
How do you know it's a better watch? Oh, it is out?
Oh.
Um, probably a Doberman.
Try to guess.
Volume's probably not gonna change, but I can keep this wrong.
Ah, no.
I think that's M-Ray.
I think M-Ray's easily the worst.
My opinion.
I'm very good at this game and better than all of you I'm sorry so you have to remember
that I'm definitely correct here. It just isn't what it is. I think Honoron might, I don't know,
Oh, Onron's a weird one.
She might have to do too much to get value, honestly.
Seriously?
No one looks at this freaking domino behind us
But if we get force one, can I can I force one?
Actually, maybe we just got it, so I don't know
I don't know, I gotta get more practice, it's hard to say, or more experience with them
both or with everyone, it's kinda hard to say.
I just think- aw, M-Ray does- I don't know, bro.
I think every hitscan does, like, M-Ray better at every distance.
Does that make sense?
What's happening right now?
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
Why is your DPS 1 and 7? Yeah, I noticed that.
My Torbjorn, he's struggling a little bit, but it's fine.
I do think the best part of Emre is his major perk with his pistol, where you can just spam
it into a tank that dies you.
That is kind of gross.
I can't lie.
But...
Wait, now my silver bullet crosshairs fogged.
What happened?
Now my silver bullet crosshairs fogged.
What happened?
Good.
Good.
Hey there first time chatter you look like if Harry Potter and a woman had a child
Okay, so I'm just I just look like Harry Potter's son
I
Did I hope actually won
You're gonna be most
I got poofed on bro.
I don't know.
It's hard to say.
Maybe I should play more M. Ray and on Ron
And just see
I think you can use M. Ray maybe in more situations than you could on Ron
Because I feel like on wrong like on this map without the live like you're just fought
A character like Genji you can kind of play him in whatever and wherever and get value
But I feel like on Ron you can't really do that
I'm not sure, but again, maybe I got a planer.
Oh, don't lift, right in his back.
She's just got an ult.
I was talking about this yellow line on my screen, the hell?
Was it the power?
That was weird.
Goodbye.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
My torque won this game going seven and nine with thirty five hundred damage that's tough
bro that's so weird are you enjoying the watch again um anything new patch is pretty cool
NGL
NGL tbh 100 emoji
Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep.
Choose your map.
Uh-ugh!
Clos my throat.
Aw, thanks, Love!
Will I find the love of my life
deadlock street brawl yes yes you will
do you think you never run out of first-time chatters well probably not
because there's a lot of people that have a twitch account and then people can
make alts so you know probably not Texas gamer and taxa and spork and
Jewyer and Tim Flakes and Max and Sausage. Thanks, everyone.
Oh, I just play against this fucking creepy loser and like what's going on here, bro.
Well, let's go Emrae here. Let's see.
Let's see what Emrae can do here.
I
Know what I don't have any pros online. No, no, I don't they're all in for you. I forgot
I thought I was friends with a rack am I not
Yeah, what the hell he's appearing off line?
Oh, no, I don't think it's because I'm on Asia, I think he's just appearing off line.
You are doing so well
All fangirl me
No, bro, this is...
I don't know.
I don't know what really sucks is...
I'll look out. I always do.
Where's my no-fetch point?
Like...
You're not rewarded for hitting your first shot on M-Ray because you have to hit the whole burst.
And like, hitting the whole burst is a lot harder than hitting just the first shot.
Like, you guys are saying like no shit, but it's like dude, like all these first shots you hit on M-Ray,
think about what's on Ash or Cass, how much more damage it is.
I'm dead.
Oh, you're out of there.
Oh, wait, no, I guess it's original.
Oh, my.
Hi, birthday, Jubilee!
Who's been on MRA 76?
Bro.
It might be 76. I'm not even kidding.
Well, I have to see more, honestly.
What is my why why am I
What
What the hell
Look how far where they are from the point
They're so far bro. They won the fight. Yeah, but why not just go point
you know what I mean I guess they won I got all I'm talking about
Good fringe. I'm angry.
Err!
GG, no healing, said Benny Bouncer.
Was it the guy that was on tourblast game?
Whenable.
Yeah.
When do I recall?
I guess I don't this fight because you got two picks,
Why did you not just die?
It's not much point.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Wait, she's low. Down low.
What the fuck?
Are they chasing you?
Are they chasing you? What is happening?
Hey!
Yeah, all right fuck it. We're gonna try out this fight. I don't care what happens
I think it's like too wide open the hole
My second cat oh my god
I hit someone.
I hit someone.
I hit someone.
3, 2, 1.
I like the other one
Oh, yeah, touch what's happening I fuck free cap
Wait, this guy's kind of nasty a little Betty bouncer. Why was born for blasting the hell
Fuck it, let's run someone down
What it was banned, oh was it
It's getting silly with our comms. It's kind of chill. Is what league is like? No comms. Just gaming
Look at this fucking click that is crazy on emre I can't lie but I just did there with
the pistol that hurt is kind of crazy
the fucking cat
where'd you go
I
I don't think she's stealing your food side, says Juno.
You know what?
I've come around on Juno.
I used to call her a stupid marshmallow time.
I've come around on Juno.
Let's see how long I've burned.
a lot of things yes either
Random kill, you take those.
I won!
I don't want to be where though by the way like guys
Overwatch release had 300,000 people watching on Twitch in 2016 like that is a
lot in 2016 then I remember this is like no drops no like beta keys when
Overwatch came out 2016 bro there was 300,000 organic viewers like that is
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
Yeah, exactly. Twitch is smaller back then. Not nearly as many people watching.
My god, it is my partner anniversary. We are all excited about this by the way.
I guess I did get my partner nine years ago. No, ten years ago.
Wow, ten years ago. I got it through a fucking e-sports contract.
I could just check myself actually. How many months am I subbed? It should be a hundred and...
No.
No, I was right nine years ago. Nine years ago. I was right.
Twenty- yeah, cause 2016 was before Overwatch even came out of my controlling. Yeah, nine years ago. I was right.
Bro, you are single, what do you mean partner anniversary, jinx lol?
his cousins so he decided to show some go-kart.
Leave him out.
He did a little handshake together
and asked him if he could give him a hug.
DeMarcus wanted to hug the fan, but the players
separated them because of the no-hugging fans policy.
DeMarcus got upset, but he was thirsty.
So he decided to go get a Gatorade on the locker room.
On his way out, he showed some love against the fans.
And the fans kindly responded by giving him the Gatorade
he was looking for.
DeMarcus got emotional and tried to personally thank them
with a hug.
But security couldn't allow it
because of the league's no-hugging fans policy he was upset about that but at least he went to the locker room to enjoy the free Gatorade that the fans gave him
Draymond noticed LeBron
wasn't really playing at all
so he hit a three right in his face to teach him a valuable lesson
he reminded him that being an NBA player is a privilege
and that effort should always be at 100 percent
he also told him that real leaders helped everyone on the court even their opponents
LeBron said you're right and accepted the responsibility
He instantly changed his mindset and scored a three-pointer. He then thanked Rayman for the valuable lesson
Fucking dream on bro
Wow, I've been tough for 34 years. What a milestone happy partner
Thanks, rainy mood they accepted it from a prime sub bro cloudy. Thanks the prime as well little liver and ow antics and uh
Noggle and a foretoe
Not like we have two heroes selected and it just bans nothing like what the hell did their bands get scammed
No guys, that is not Jake
OW
Jake OW does not have 304 out for 304 levels on brand that is not Jake
I
Glad years
Jake was the most attractive out player well, what about me? What the hell? What about me?
Oh
Where's the cat on ban too
Okay, stop doing it.
Gotta go again.
Oh my god!
Well, maybe I gotta go cash.
I really don't have a cash though.
I mean, cash is good against their cash as well.
I'm dead.
Why are they on my nuts so bad, bro?
Holy shit.
Who's the hottest leave player?
Faker.
I
Like bro
Okay, I play this character ever anybody know
Get out of my way
Fuck it
Um, Faker, Shovey, um, Doublelift counts, um, um, I don't think the T1 roster, I know
I know that what you say to them, but I can't think of pop my head.
Ambition.
One more.
Sneaky.
I'm a cutie pie.
Sparrow.
Those are all froze.
Someone needs to build this there.
You're smart.
Um, they've been frozen a long time, well he didn't say current frozen.
Bro, ask you NBA players, you said Wilt Chamberlain, Bill Russell, and Bob Coosie?
Okay bro, so what?
They're NBA players, or were?
NBA players?
This is so disgusting, by the way.
I don't know how to win this game though, it's actually quite simple.
You play angles by the way
You play the angle game
I think about it of watching strategy game
Can you think about it?
I mean, you're just so weird, by the way.
Like, that's just so weird, now.
Like, what is wrong with this fucking thing?
Like, what is wrong with this thing?
You know what the shit?
Like, people like Kevin Durant know I did not have a Twitter burner.
But like, I should make one.
I should make one. You're kind of funny.
Bang bang!
What if I hide in this cat right now?
I want to get a top
Who has generational aura?
Aizen? No that's a chatter bro
Aizen's a chatter
I
Ping ping ping!
How's it going?
Over here.
You're terrible here.
I think we should have won that fight.
Let's go.
Rolls into a wall.
Do I have to rehire the Echo VA for every new hero?
Yeah.
Bro, it's probably so fun I can't even lie.
I mean, they have to rehire every new VA every time they want a new interaction, no?
Like it's not exactly an eco-exclusive.
You know what I mean?
Like, well, like any new voice lines and shit for events.
I know what you mean, but like...
Not just for
Guys league can't be that hard. Let's just show a little bit on the yeah
Don't let them take another step
I don't know how I miss
I got sandwiched, a brig, we're gonna have to win like two or three fights, maybe four
fights to win this game.
Yeah, this is gonna be tough.
Why am I walking to a wall?
Who put that wall there?
Okay, is that going to look like a full fight angle actually to win?
Playing video games?
That's probably a good...
Fuck you.
Honestly!
DPS gap.
I should have... Maybe we should have gone dive.
Also, we didn't have a cat. Maybe if we had a cat we could have done big things.
Also, maybe if I didn't spend half the game on M-Ray, I could have gone a little differently as well.
I don't know.
One Piece Slander.
Dark Souls, but it's PACE like One Piece.
Is this real?
Yeah?
Yeah?
For they be careful, I don't want to see them work, squandered.
So we're about to cut them, screw you, I've been watching your content since I was 11
And I've just caught my first stream.
Imagine how different your so-called career would have been if you signed with the fusion
instead of the shock before your up-key year.
Yeah, would have been different.
Who do you miss seeing on ladder the most who doesn't play anymore?
I lowkey miss seeing Kevin Durant the Demond.
I don't know about.
People come and go in no-dubski. How about vol? I miss seeing vol on the ladder.
That's who I miss seeing.
I think it's blanky.
You know what?
I'll give Embran another shot.
I'll put it all on the light.
Even if there's someone better, shoot to be the best.
shoot to be the best
What can I say I'm an infectious individual
No way he lived I can't believe that
So when you're next to the next one come on Isaac and I'm broke. Thanks y'all and Blankie, Hymer and Zach
Thanks everybody. I appreciate it
I'm trying to fucking contest this Pharah.
Did she just go on point and get hit by my nade?
Hit the fuck?
Why didn't she do that?
What the fuck?
Yo!
Why are the characters with an infinite flight on the floor?
That was going on!
Is it weird that I hit the new menu UI so much I don't want to play Overwatch because of it?
Um...
It's a little weird. I mean if you don't like it, that's fine.
like how often are you looking at it you know what I mean like if you queue up
oh she's like tab out do something else
I don't know what's happening I'm just spamming
don't think we'll see none
but she just fought with Matt
she dead
I know what you're trying to do.
Okay.
You're going to be weird, you're going to be weird, I know what you're trying to do.
Let them out, you vicious!
Don't be weird. I know what you're trying-
Fuck it.
You're gonna be weird. You're gonna be weird. I know what you're-
You're gonna be weird. You're gonna be weird.
Bitch.
Oh my god, Chung-Doo with the Chung-Doo Hunters?
My sister did most of the heavy lifting. I just got people out
Well this conversation is so silly or that interaction is so silly now that on runs in the game
And you can have her on your team when that voice line goes off
She just like standing there like not talking about it
Like why wouldn't on run interject
You know what I mean?
Why would she not interject in that conversation? Yeah, I did that
I want a smash patty, can someone make me one please?
I want a smash burger please.
Hello, what's going on bro?
Look, I'm not getting good value on M right here.
Feels kind of tough.
Although I do have Scythe of Shots, which is very good.
That mate was so big, I can't believe nobody died, I guess it wasn't as big as I thought.
Huge.
Huge.
Wait, what's a bow?
What am I reading in chat?
I didn't get to see the...
What's a bow?
They're good.
Hey.
This was like playing Cardina, it's like playing Halo.
More like Halo.
This was like playing Cardinal. It's like playing Halo. More like Halo.
I swear the jump is almost like the exact same.
Yeah, that tech is pretty good. His nades like they give you a lot more knockback than you think
Like I kind of thought they would just like fart you around a little bit, but no they actually like they push you bro
My domino is just so fucking dead. I can't do this one though. Wait, she got one. Wait.
Fuck, I could have killed her. She's literally one.
Literally one.
Wait, maybe we win anyway.
Hmm.
I mean Donna did get one, but she still died
When your tank dies
The tank is very important believe it or not
Oh
What the fuck?
Oh, that is a crazy natto.
Can't even lie.
Where have you been?
So we're getting...
No way.
If you touched again, we actually win.
Where did he go that fucking pussy?
No point in typing it.
My voice is still fogged.
I don't think we're doing community 2K night, sorry bro.
Hope you lose the prime sub fangirls like this of months and draws me in there
Alright, that's what I can do here
Oh geez, we're dead. Lol
Lol
yeah I can't see it I hear feet happy birthday not my birthday I got how many
days left 28 plus 30 41 more days left till my birthday but uh thank you bro
I
Don't know that was bad. I thought I thought I had my support with me, but they're not even close to me
They actually completely rotated I didn't even know that
Damn it
Oh, they were with me though we actually win that so easy
Should have calmed it while the voice chat's dead.
So.
Come on, man.
Give me a look.
Okay, Mercy just fucking gatted me down.
they use nano though and Valk and Domina no they don't have a Domino we use Domina
There has Barrage, everything gonna watch that.
You gotta fuck off Tracer, I hear you.
I don't like you.
Yes, I'm not that Barrage I was talking about by the way.
It should be a free fight.
Well that wasn't exactly textbook.
I'll make more names out here.
Hey super, how do I get my girlfriend to watch your stream with me?
I have a goal in mind.
Um, just put it on, bro.
I'm Mr. T. M.
Just put that shit on.
And are you playing deadlock tonight?
No.
No deadlock tonight.
Now they're all walking on me, so I have to rotate around.
And one of the eyes, my Reaper got a pick, it's actually huge if he just lives, but
But they only have Mercy ult
And she can't res
Or Mercy, not OP, I mean
She has Mercy heals
Wait, the Ana got back already? How's that possible that she just died?
Oh my god
Oh my god
Not even a fucking like exaggeration, exaggeration, bro.
There's no way we lose this.
That's crazy, brother.
Ah, I wanna type stuff, I can't though.
No point, game's over, bro.
No point in calming it.
Play of the game.
bro why do my wheel just leave me oh my god we actually win that
no no no bro reversal defeat the motion love it that's so sad man
What can you do?
Can we get a little fronty king aga?
Why are you still single I don't know bro. I don't know the answer to your question
I wouldn't mean why I wouldn't mean why like I cuz I don't have a girlfriend cuz I'm not dating anybody like
No, I probably should have won that game we should have fucking won that last game without question bro
There's no no excuse
Welcome to Blizzard World.
Let's continue this M-Ray experiment a little bit, shall we?
Guys, I don't know if I'm fucking with Slipknot.
I hope you're not as dim as the rest.
You're insulting me.
In those shoes.
Darling, these cost more than 50 of you.
Guess you can't buy good taste.
I...
We'll make it out of the wire.
Maybe even in one piece.
Hmm.
We tell white people music, let it rock.
Just curious what do you think the
What never mind
Never mind. Well, now you got it
You got it, bro
oh my knee balance is quite good
no
this is weird, I can't do anything
That's movement right there. I fucking juke the shit out of that guy.
Yeah, guys, I'm not a slipknot fan, like I'm beyond this review, but...
All tracer are pissing me off a little bit.
They just went on our lorry, David Taylor,
but they're still focused on me up here.
Interesting, to be sure.
I know, but I'm fucking bouncing all around
and they can't get my ass.
I don't know. I like Domino and raise pretty fun.
That's not good.
That's not good.
Okay, big hit.
Ooh, that sucks.
I should have just gone back high ground.
I'm not gonna make me do all sorts of weird shit. That's uh, that's great, bro
That's not mr. Reaper
Oh
yeah I don't want this I know you don't want this I promise you don't want this
okay but maybe you do now but they don't like if you don't have four here you
die by the way like you're not very talented
I fuck it. Let's see what I can do. What the hell. Can someone explain that? Any Mercy
means we explain that one for me. What the hell was that? Here's someone. There's mercy
mains here bro and there's a fucking, there's probably junk rat mains here, there's all
and every man is here, bro.
Okay, so you just like tickle ball on this character.
You actually tickle his balls a little bit.
Let's see what this ult can do.
I'll block the mines. W. Mine clear. Good ol' I mean it wasn't bad. It could have been worse for sure.
Honestly I'm gonna say if you don't die in MRAIL and you like make space good enough.
I think he's fighting up here and I'm trying to like stall the car because they are just
And Tracer wins this 1v1 for sure so...
Oh bro, I only got my major first day, what the hell?
Well now I do.
So I can brawl forever.
Let's go!
Let's go ball!
Oh
Slamming
What the heck am I doing?
What the heck am I doing?
What's the point, Tracer?
I'm just actually doing it and breaking my ankles.
Okay, this character...
I'm gonna fall.
Stop running man!
Okay, this character doesn't do shit.
What we want?
I thought I might start my client for VC, but then I realized what if I can't get back into server once I des-
Eh, I probably should be able to, right? Surely.
Ummm... Okay.
Okay.
I spelled the wrong. That's not good.
Does ball have crits? What do you mean? Like can you crit ball?
While he's rolling around now.
But when he's shooting you should just shoot the little hamster guy.
Okay, why does ball not have a 3x multiplier for critting him, by the way?
Cause he's a little fuckin' rodent.
There's no way he's that tanky.
What's going on there?
I'll put this all on the line.
We'll make it out alive.
Maybe even in one piece.
I'm like in Domino?
She's fun.
Bro, I have four kills, but like I think I'm doing a lot of impact, but I'm actually
drawing so much aggro I'm not even joking I'm actually I'm actually drawing
so much aggro and doing quite a bit of damage as well
oh man
I know bro can I have a flashbang on this character that'd be kind of he
can't lie that'd be kind of he
I always do my bounce bounce. Oh, yeah
huge roll out
I gotta save my fucking my pistol I gotta say my pistol
I'll kill you, do not be.
Enemy turret, up ahead.
Party hats happy.
Arga. And nursery.
You, king.
Pokemon porn guy.
Pokemon porn guy.
Yeah, balls are probably balanced, right?
They're probably.
I should maybe ult soon.
No, I just can't though, bro, like a l-art, like-
That's crazy, by the way.
Like, is that not insane?
I can't live that.
Die, die.
This character...
I don't think you do damage on this character.
Oh
Why is that why is he here come on
No wait
Wait a sec.
What angle?
I think I'll push here maybe.
Clear some of these nades maybe.
I don't know who's getting hit by that nade but I'll clear it.
No, Domina.
No.
This is kind of huge for shoving.
There's heart far.
I like this.
We young scammed us from the fucking spawn.
I don't know if I like that.
Uh, this one.
Need it.
What a mercy pocket make this character better I mean what what character is a mercy pocket
Not any better. You know what I mean?
What kind of shit is it that they keep this character fast reload on kill and give him zero kill potential?
Oh, you know.
Dude.
Dude.
It's on my fucking nuts.
This course can't hit each other.
No, they're on me like crazy, bro.
We already did this song and dance like 20 times, man.
I think it's not gonna go any better for you.
Like, fuck off.
You know what?
I don't know man, like, like, look at this fucking stat line dawg.
My ball can stall forever.
Keep stalling.
Lightbrow, I'm telling you guys this character is a ball tickler.
How do I toxic box?
I just think Emory sucks, that's all.
That's not toxic, he's not even a real person.
Guys?
I'm gonna go pee.
Thank you.
Blocktail Agatail!
Blocktail Agatail!
Blocktail Agatail!
you
You
Not
I feel like Emory's other minor perk is better. Why do you pick the pistol one way? Let's go
to the perk. What is the other one? Overribe protocol, light round, slow enemies by 30%
one second. Might be okay. But being able to run fast is also nice.
Didn't restart? Oh yeah, I guess I could restart, huh?
What if I got a game as I closed my game and then I'm gonna be banned when I load back in?
and maintenance happening in like 13 minutes now three hours and 13 minutes maybe
Loot box. Oh, I got a guaranteed legendary, everybody. Royal Princess.
No, I don't think we'll be playing Mercy today actually guys. I don't think we're playing Mercy.
seems unlikely. Why? Um.
I don't want to play Mercy.
I'm not a Mercy player.
I am good at Mercy, but I don't want to play Mercy.
That's not my like, you know what I mean.
Ba-ba-da-ba!
Ba-ba-da-ba!
Alright, but where's my G-mad though?
I also dropped something on the floor.
Where'd it go?
Who stole it?
I also might want to get a little bit of food.
A little bit of a snack.
No, it sounds like I ordered food, I have food.
Oh, it's fixed!
Damn, a pizza sounds really good though.
Like, what if I ordered a quick pizza at 12 o'clock?
Thoughts?
Quick 12 midnight pizza?
12 a.m. pizza?
No.
No, I don't need it.
I have- I have actual food.
I have actual real food.
Is pizza fake? No, I just mean like
Smart. Pew this game. Home cooked, real food.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't eat this late, bro. Your metabolism gonna start fucking your dog only at once today, and I'm getting hungry
So I'm gonna eat it is what it is man
Hi
Don't mean
Shaked by my hand
It's not a dog
You know what?
Foxes
smart.
Is Alaria dumbass where she might be?
This feels great, Harga.
That does sound pretty good.
Karnia's out of fries.
They have a Rhyne fart?
Okay, well last time I played Rhyne into Domina, they had a Bastion and we just couldn't win.
Well now he's playing Rhyne as me and we don't have a Bastion.
I feel like they might do a lot better
My god, I'm getting fucked
Okay.
Hello?
Okay.
Alright.
I should have pushed me to the wall.
Oh my god!
What's happening y'all!?
I
Can you just keep it to her death? Nope. She's alive
Guys
Huh
Huh?
For losing?
If you're tough, domino ult the Rhine Shatter, does that work?
Also there's a delay on my path as I can possible, I'm pretty sure.
I
Okay guys why is Ryan working this time, but when I played it yesterday, I'm actually under the answer never mind
I'm gonna need to swap this ain't gonna work
I don't know why it feels like we are not doing anything against them, but
Wait dominant with the run shadow you say
Wait, must of course not.
Where we all die.
This is venture.
Wait, how do we lose?
Guys, I have a theory.
My hit in MMR is simply the highest in the game.
And so when I get into games, Blizzard doesn't know how to commentate for it,
So they give me the lowest MMR, the lowest hidden MMR teammates that exist in the ranks
that I'm in.
Thoughts?
This is the only explanation I have.
Alright, I have to fucking download the cannon where you're right.
Ready?
3, 2, 3, 2, I have to solo read them.
I did not solo read them, guys.
Guys, I didn't solo read them.
I have to drop my ult and come back fast.
I just want to have that skill.
Oh
Brian's broken or what?
Dom is hard to ride I agree I
Agree I also didn't have anyone helping me
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna shift the blame actually we're going to be shifting the blame
Because it's never my fault
I
Well the thing is like Ryan, I don't like I love if he has a favorable matchup
If any of my advice if I had a DPS that one of the shreds shield like if we if we just went bashing good
We win it's so easy
Now if they dude they're gonna fucking go back now they're gonna go bash and they for the mirror
I'm gonna get fucked and it's just over, bro.
Oh!
I got the fucking cat!
Huh!
Alright, there's one Bastion, let's get the one...
Venture.
I'm gonna play perfect fucking...
...Rynhart.
What? Oh, the cat dragged...
...Rynhart.
I think so.
My team is dying currently?
No, that's crazy though.
We have to actually win
I just lost 32
Guys we're gonna say my fault that game
We're gonna say my fault
reversal
okay
smart
seven five yantillion seven have
shut up
Can you cue this up super tf no, I'm not killing the Dracula team Apollo 10 hour black screen loop. Sorry, bro
You should have won that according to Blizzard true
True
Guys, I think it's snowing a little bit, by the way, outside.
It's snowing a little bit, which means I'm going to have to shovel.
That's a pain in the ass, I can't lie.
It ain't sticking. I hope it doesn't stick. I don't want to shovel
Okay, after this next
It depends what it is bro.
Pokemon Black and White 2 OST PWT Final Round.
Whatever the hell that is.
That's the Dracula 24th, yeah 10 hour fucking loop now.
Black and white were shit Pokemon games, you know, I was thinking the same thing, bro
I think the same thing God that's never played them and just wants the troll for fun
Is there a maintenance break in three hours, dawg?
Three hours, man.
Read it.
11.59 pm PT, not ESP.
My whole life has changed.
Since you came in, I knew back then.
you were that special one is this a fucking what is this about loach your god I assume
what are you after spending years talking about how daughters are useless loach your
god accident reveals the rumors about him having a daughter are true by accidentally
showing a notepad about his child support payments why are you linking with this man
I'm going to see.
I think the dialogue was off.
He still streams?
Loads your God does.
I mean say something
No, it wasn't it wasn't no it was just some financial shit wasn't a bullshit like that
trust to believe
It somebody will probably screen cab it or some corny shit, but
as always this might be the craziest notepad leaker streamer has ever had
before or make a loud well well guys I literally showed my notepad yesterday
okay I was doing fucking it when I opened it to I had like copy something
what I was studying on Minecraft you guys at least saw yesterday
this is true cue this up for me please handsome guy
Yeah, I'm gonna go here so if you go to this game by the way.
I need it.
Ram and Catfish? I'm okay with that one.
We are continuing the M-Ray experiment.
Is it actually a game?
You tell- dude, I actually hate that they move it to the bottom right. I think it's so bad.
I actually hate it.
Check his ass I mean my ass is bigger for sure
If they go ball this guy said these a ball once you're gonna they go ball though, I think I'm just gonna change
Show us yours. I've got I've seen you guys my ass many times all these pants might actually kind of like hide my ass a little bit
I'm not sure
3, 2, 1, attack is in.
Ash, Viari, Kiriko, what's the tank, oh well, that is a shame, guys, so maybe I go Bastion,
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, I forgot Vendetta exists
I know guys it's got it's cast look at us now. It's cast Vendetta bought now. It's cast it's cast it's cast
Junk is actually a sleeper pic.
We could on the lobes go Junkrat, but...
Oh my...
My Domino's dead.
What can I say? I'm a team player.
You are not like the fucking nonchalant guy you think you are
He never says hello to chat wait. He is never says hello to chat. I might have to unmute for once
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means.
Why did QRTP ever help them?
That's fucked up.
I reach out all the time.
What the hell?
You literally don't, Greshamark?
I'm a full time chat reader though.
What the hell? Where's my dominant be just lost?
Why do I okay? We just lost this point
I'm lost
Do I actively ignore some chatters?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I don't.
Winston!
Winston!
Winston!
Winston!
in. I'm just gonna rip it. I hope I get care. I don't know who's... Okay. Just walk around
How did that not hit me either? What the fuck?
Okay.
Oh, wrecking ball.
Gotta come off fast.
How does that walk out of spawn? Gotta come off fast.
Got one?
Ow.
Eh, I'll win this game.
GG. So this is Moon Hamster?
No.
Yeah, anyone's voice chat working?
That's uh, bro.
Yeah, what's up, bro? Like, uh, we're gonna win this game, by the way.
We're gonna win this game.
If we actually win this game, we'll uh, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna cast Bastion. We're gonna get up Domino
We're gonna get Mizuki Anna, and then we're gonna win the game. Yeah
Yes, sir, that's how you win the game
Sigma would be good. Sigma is actually a great pick
I mean you could lock in but I do think that was a little tough
and that my opinion sigma is very versatile
and we're gonna do is we're gonna take high ground we're gonna say we're gonna
take high ground someone's gonna probably stand apart maybe our Mizuki and
we're gonna we're gonna win the war of attrition here because you have a lot of damage and stuns
and so they can't they can't engage and if they do they're gonna get fucking blown up sound good
yeah w comms
we're gonna push car a little bit though
I'm gonna go.
Ball behind on the cart.
Okay, I'm gonna use the head.
This is it.
Try this, you guys play.
Ball one, ball one. See that's what should happen every time.
Okay, we keep it out. Yeah, Mizuki is just dying over and over and over
That's you guys
Okay, good good good good it's simple it's simple
She is now look at us now now we have a one fight
We're gonna regroup this ball actually can't play the game by the way in the work-on like he should
not be able to play the game. I promise. He's just running away, he's just running away.
He can't, because he can't engage. I'm saving my flash for him. Like, he just can't do shit.
They have no frontline, carry one. Ball flashed. Ball one, ball one. Like this is, this is
actually free. I'm telling you guys this is so wonderful. This is free. He changed. See?
He changed. At a time you know we have hold advantage because definitely snowball this.
Don't feed up there. We're going to push the cart as far as we can. They win. See? That's
actually great for us. We're going to not take a fight right now though. This
Cards far.
We have Laurie behind us.
We can actually push main if we want to be like, silly with it.
But we gotta push cart.
Well I'm gonna hide in this corner.
Let's go.
Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.
I got carried.
Nice.
There's a Laurie strolling behind.
Don't know where she went.
She's just rolling the way.
Three cart, we win.
Three cart, we win.
Three cart, our six, our six plays here.
We're gonna cap.
I'm gonna stay with my SIG actually you guys take our three part please
And if you're into do I mean this is gorgeous this is gorgeous right here
Maybe should we should push our advantage here a little bit cash one. Yeah, we have we should push this
Someone stay apart. I'm pushing this though.
Here we are. I hit her. Nice.
Chill, chill, chill. We're all sun... whatever the fuck.
Sunstruck? Is that what it's called?
Yep.
Okay, now we're gonna hold this. We're gonna hold here. We're gonna chill.
They swapped again, so they're not gonna have a DPS ult. They're gonna have Vendetta ult, though.
We have Siggal. We could definitely go early if they rock.
Or you could have them walk out. If you see one, you can go for it.
I'm low, I got a short attack.
Yeah, we should, we should, we should single right now, we should single right now.
We're going to one.
Ah, we took one to single, bro.
We got that pick, and we took the way too long.
Sorry.
Sorry.
If we don't move the pain out of him, I'm gonna get mad.
They still haven't seen my axe.
We're gonna have a high ground ambassador in Ana. Honestly, maybe we'll use Nitto defensively here.
Like if someone gets low or they're gonna push, we'll just get out of them.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
God.
We're gonna push me here.
I
Don't we don't want to keep staggered so just out
Where we're really split right now, this is like kind of silly
Honestly we need to try and take this I guess I don't know. Oh no I don't mind back back
Fuck in hell I didn't get a single deal there bro. Am I on the guy? Oh she did
They're not going to start ball.
They're just going to play sick.
If they start ball though, you're going bashing.
Am I?
Yes.
I'm not asking.
Oh, wow.
Little man, big words.
Yet you listen.
Think on that.
I will.
I will.
Yes, sir.
Do, do, do, do.
should I call you your other name?
what's my other name?
well we only use it off stream late at night
I've never spoken to you off stream
oh no okay
okay I'm just going for a pick up this while I go
you're gonna pay what?
I'm gonna go for a pick up these
um okay
I'll permit it
okay runs with addy
hmm yeah I don't need it
maybe they're on ball
yeah they are they are you know what that means y'all
I'm already on the flank
if you don't walk back to spawn right now
I'm going high ground, I'm going high ground.
Oh, one!
Another one, another one!
She's won it, wow nice.
Very easy, he might swap.
Oh, he stayed alive, so you're just going to stay this fight, there's no way.
Yeah
That was half
We're gonna push car here as much we can animals have olds
Nobody's right say send that I think
Well nice and then I watch them that I watch them that I play your life player life
Play your life. Oh, I don't see don't see don't eat play your life
And we just cap here chill.
We have to stay alive here.
Maybe if we get touched, I mean we have ults, we have so many ults!
Why am I the only one that ulted?
Honestly, this is winnable. This is winnable. This is winnable, but we got it all guys
You know what that's actually my fault. I didn't call it
My fault
Okay, when they windowed we should have popped music you'll immediately
immediately yes that's a good guy stay fashion yes I'm gonna be on ball all
right he was dead why he died why but why
Like bro, we have to just play our life there. It's so easy. It's so easy there. We kill the ball
They have no fucking pressure. Should I play top or like here? It might seem like half HP and they're pushing. Yeah, play up here.
You can maybe drop and like play that corner if you need to, but start up here.
Like it's such... Oh my god, bro!
What happened to one of them?
There's no rail.
Did that miss a key?
I'm launched BK.
Oh shoot.
I said you can play down there now if you need to confess them.
Why won't?
One, one, one.
Two, three, two, three.
Also flashed.
Search one, search one.
Watch that lift.
There's one.
There's two.
Hello there.
Oh my god.
He swapped.
This is ideal.
This is ideal for us, team.
So you might want to start...
You might want to come up here for a sec.
Then drop down again.
Throw on a reset? I'm actually okay with that.
And then up, and then up, and then up.
Okay, nice. Now we can test me.
Alright, he's going hard, right?
I see her, I see her, I see her.
But like, she's not...
Her falloff's pretty bad.
That's how it works.
So dead.
I think Lori's falloff is really bad down there, honestly.
She's not doing much.
And they only have one support main then
We have another gonna push me here on the high ground get ready
You guys are a little far, but fine. Just come in the room here
I will stop high noon. We're gonna have we're gonna have a lot actually they're gonna have a re-soul. Help my honesty
If a lorry holds I'm high nooning by the way
I'm on the back up here, the best is of course that you're back up here.
It's good on you guys.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm just like half the base.
I find him.
See if you gotta come back up for a go.
What is my, what is my?
Why, what the fuck am I watching?
It's alright, I don't, I stopped talking for 20 seconds and they just like get bored?
I reset, reset, reset, don't use an ult, don't use an ult.
guys we don't need to confess them over there they're literally doing nothing by
the way like it was so we have fluxor I have high noon I'm just gonna hide you
from maybe up top here we gotta help our signal they're gonna pressure him
with Vendetta and shit that Zen is new by the way no trance
where's our ticket we lost it we lost it better show oh well I don't even know
if you can't
banner for touch down for yeah yeah you're gonna have to know
nice try
I'm going to go heat up some food.
smart big one-year king being fun love the streams stay big can we watch this
pro what the fuck was the Mizuki do I do you
smart this was the dumb fucking stupid bonobo almighty nothing did you you
You can't win! GG! You can't win!
Yeah! Cus of you, man!
Cus of you!
Stop, just come high ground, please, just come high ground, come high ground!
What are you doing?
Go high ground!
I don't see the problem. Yeah, you wouldn't would you? You wouldn't. You wouldn't.
I'm hungry guys. I'm gonna go heat up some food. I'll be right back
Give me a minute how's that sound good no
This is the US meal ready to eat individuals menu number five
cooked white chicken chunks. It weighs only 1 pound 3.4 ounces or 551 grams.
It's the latest weight MRE menu. You can eat this thing real fast and on the go
with little to no preparation. Let's check it out.
Okay, so we're right off the bat.
A Crane Raspberry First Drake Nutritious Energy Bar.
Sometimes you get apple cinnamon, sometimes you get chocolate.
This time, Crane Raspberry.
Not bad.
chicken chunks. 150 calories, 3 grams of fat, 29 grams of protein, somehow has a
gram of fiber in there. Not sure how they managed.
Plain tortillas.
Barbecue corn nuggets. Some nice gas station snacks in this one. Cheese spread.
red, and powdered hot sauce, grape, carbohydrate, electrolyte, beverage powder, teriyaki beef
stick spoon and no surprise yet again another MRE with no coffee only 12 of
the 24 menus have coffee because a lot of soldiers are taking energy drinks out
the field. Okay so there's everything laid out. Not bad. Alright let's get this
sat on to a tray. Nice. Okay let's push her off by heating up that main.
It is optional with this one. You could eat this thing cold and with white
chicken chunks. It's really not too bad, but still, you know, eat this one up anyway.
A very responsive MRH. Almost seems even more responsive than usual, to heat up the
the tortilla as well. The beverage base.
Kerbohydrate electrolyte, great. Has utility.
Electrolites, tiny bit of potassium, 130 milligrams of sodium,
22 grams of sugar, 90 calories. This thing goes a long way.
And then you're sweated out and on the move he seems to go down so fast and just what
you'll need.
Hmm, it has this like really over the top.
I can't scrape it's just, guess whatever you want it to be.
This one here.
Mmm, you have very tart and very artificial greets now.
Cran raspberry flavored fruit straight bar.
These are amazing.
I mean, these.
It almost smells like raspberry fruit cotton candy.
It's like a brilliant sweet and tart melton with fruit taffy with rice crispy bits.
This one is the improved version that is soft and doesn't need to get put in the microwave
or the flameless ration heater or something just to soften it up.
corn nuggets. What's on the plate? It's like corn nuts. Pasta with like a tomato,
ricotta sauce, and then some meatballs and hot Italian sausage.
Last longer and get tossed around. The only issue is this. See where they put
the tear-noss line.
This thing is in there.
Hmm, smelling like a supposed barbecue sauce.
Me?
I'm just getting on.
Rather inviting.
My dad made it.
A corn meal and barbecue.
That is really something here.
Get that silica packet out of there, this thing is quite shelf stable, the sunflower oil,
it is the right choice.
It doesn't go rancid right away, these things are built to last, teriyaki beef stick, nice
straight forward component, 7 grams of fat, 8 grams of protein, only 2 grams of sugar.
So what the fuck are white chicken chunks as a main, by the way?
What the fuck?
What kind of meal is white chicken chunks?
Like what do they just give them?
Straight up bland chicken?
Smells smoky and sweet.
Chicken Tones is the worst MRE Churros.
Probably heat up well enough.
Oh yeah. I think they heat up quickly.
Here, the tortillas.
Oh wow, they're nice and soft.
Why USP-PLI can't official coloring?
Why do you have to go like artificial coloring?
proud. I'll be honest, I don't think anybody actually gives a fuck. It's not like we choose
what goes in them. We don't make the products.
They even smell fresh. You know this thing is sometimes smell like chemicals and like
a strange, just leachy tortilla here. I don't know if that's shit.
different products I'm not buying fucking whatever the hell that shit is bro
also this is a fucking this is completely different because it's a
I'm tilted what now why do the grot chunks squared chunks those beauts
What the HELL?
It smells very basic and straight forward.
It smells like canned chicken chunks.
Like, actually I'd say a little bit better than that, like less, like I don't know, maybe
it's because it's warmed up, but it smells like chicken breast.
cafeteria chicken breast
Bro, what the fuck is this is a main? Oh not the juices. Oh, Jesus Christ. Now the cheese spread
21 ounces to the 1.5 as of 2017 and this menu's been around since 2015
he replaced Mediterranean chicken fetish. Which that replaced grilled chicken breast
in 09 grilled chicken breast ran back as far as 1995. I love how he always has the
quick history facts. Pretty much. Been an angle of trying to make some kind of
white chicken breast for like 30 years now almost this is where we're at now
what in the absolute right after an atoll a firefight with my radio busted in
the night she is my final ever passing out from dehydration is wondering if my
command space on the other 40 in it sugar but three extracts that you casted
sodium diacetate, lactic acid, lupine dioxide, anti-caking agent.
Smart.
Really, that anti-caking agent didn't work out so well.
See?
Oh, jeez.
Smart.
I use Cycule9.
Yep.
And then the Teriyaki Eastick, smart, still better than Abbey's.
Let's try a piece on its end.
Bro, Italian hot sausage by the way, one of my favorite foods.
A lightly smoked, salty and savory flavor.
The teriyaki is mild, and it helps cover up the
it seems to be slightly metallic, preserved beef jerky meat flavor, satisfying chew.
It's mild in flavor, a reasonable beef link, and definitely a touch good from the old beef
jerky piece that was dry and flavorless.
This is much nicer.
Damn that was good.
I needed that.
A thing that bolsters us shall stable field taco the corn nuts. I have a tummy
I'd like to watch this guy after what he says about Mexicans skull emoji skull emoji
Hashtag out of the party super TF
Literally, what are you talking about bro?
Are very crunchy and dry, but it's a fairly high-fat content
Sunflower oil. Gosh, it gets caught in your teeth. I need to see him take a bite out of this fucking concoction, bro
Hmm cornmeal flavor with barbecue that is sweet
Just logged in what's the most high sodium content?
Great on a son. What did I eat?
I'm gonna put some
Rigatoni pasta with a tomato and ricotta cheese
Sauce with some meatballs and hot Italian sausage
This is a good play on this Russian you have to get to this some texture I think coffee and an extra beverage like
That would be it but
This is better than nothing
Not sure that is a great snack. This is a 2024 MRE by the way. Why is it so sad a little bit?
You can soften them a bit more.
Yes, they had some kind of way to make them less hard, but to maintain their fantastic crunch.
Here.
Mmm, that is messy.
It's almost like you'd break the tortilla and just put it in the retort.
I'm not joking, that's what I'd do.
The kuriaki with white chicken, a flavorful powdered sauce, it's not too spicy, it's
smoothed out by the cheese.
Or meh.
Wait, damn these sideburns are coming in, Steve!
Holy fuck!
Is one of the worst MREs that it looks like, bro?
It looks like one of the worst MREs.
Why is he so buff? It's the MREs.
It's the MREs.
It's a flavor variation.
Wow.
The white chicken on its own is bland.
I've had it before.
Salty.
It makes it up.
Yeah, chicken chuck chew.
Teriyaki beef stick chew.
Tortilla chew.
Imagine Steve manhandling you with his giant arms?
Man is that good.
Let's go ahead and check this out.
Look how bendy and malleable.
Wait, what is this again?
Like a fruit bar?
A fruit base that consists of prunes and dates and cornmeal.
I mean it's actually probably fine, I'm not going to lie.
Cranberries and maltodextrin, the best one since the 2012-2013's when they still had
trans fat.
They used to be bendy like this, the composition changed for the better.
The raspberry extract, the cranberries, the raspberry juice, the flavor with that cornmeal
is a balance that you can't find anywhere else.
So you got from once it ain't bad, I'm not a picky eater?
Yeah, that makes sense.
So you got some corn candy and a fruit and more with cereal.
I mean some of the berries actually look pretty good, I can't lie.
Okay, why is Bro playing with his food?
It could be crunch with the cornmeal, but it's with the raspberry.
It's almost like pimole.
It's closer to that.
If it had seeds, it would be pretty much.
I mean, this is like some kind of like fruit base with green a little bit of malt adduction whole whey protein
The hell ASMR I love corn nuts by the way, I'm gonna throw that out there corn nuts are fucking good
The gun
Soft bite in mild xylitol sweetened peppermint
Perfect palate cleanser to this fantastic looking girl you fucking almost lick this shit clean basically fresh
updated and more palatable than it was in the past menu five
cooked white chicken chunks few different things they could do maybe a lecture late beverage base with
50 or 100 milligrams of caffeine added maybe a
Snip juice. It's like a Gatorade raspberry drink other than that wait speaking of though
I have someone that looks like a mini shield. You guys want to see it?
This is Steve 1989. I hope you like the video and I'll be coming back at you with something
Bro took a mini no I actually have a mini shield check this out. Hold on
I
Got I got a mini shield y'all it's even in a fucking little container check that out
Can I get out y'all
Yo, uh little diabetes it's the fuck it says bro. What is that? It's I cannot drink no guys. I cannot drink it. This is
Something for the dishwasher cannot drink it
No, I will I will die I
Will literally die
Smart meow meow
Do it for five gifts it brother five gifts it is now I'm not fucking for what no
Thoughts on witcher three for variety at some point
I've heard there might be a new DLC soon if that matters
Sam makes the 58 months now you watch Sam cowboy there's a 42 months
There's a guy in Mava Rebels rank in Celestial impersonating you.
That's awesome.
What can I say?
Invitation is the greatest form of flattery or something like that.
I don't know if I want to play one more or just go minecraft
That was a good little meal
After that last game though, I kind of don't feel like playing one more that was so last bro
I fucking called everything and I stopped calling for fucking two seconds and
They just they can't you know
But if I play one more and break my losing streak and I win...
secondary play maybe even some wind waker
I see monkey when maker could be cool I do have my dolphin
I mean my my my friends with the dolphin I have my game to you
and also friends with the dolphin
Winmaker is my least favorite Zelda game.
Before I played Tuesday Kingdom of Breath a Lot on stream, Winmaker was the only Zelda
game that I played and completed.
only 55. Not missing much overrated franchise.
I
Bro breath of the wild
I think the more I think about breath of the wild the more I dislike it
I
Couldn't finish it bro. It gets boring it gets boring, bro
I have a neanderthal in a chat. We have a ice dweller in the chat. Let me get rid of this
Thanks little diabetes next to the ten get the subs. Thank you very much
Strip no, I don't I don't think I'll be doing that but
Yo, your first owner thinks that 16 month prime sub, bro
This fucking cat
Okay, why is the queue so long all of a sudden, though?
No, I've not seen the cats win, right?
Should I check that out?
How do I check that?
Play overwatch.
Game info.
How do I check this?
Overwatch win rates, competitive in Grandmaster and Champion, and we're going to sort by
win rate, wait, guys, I think I'm on to something, by the way about this Hanzo character.
where was the cat okay so we're trolling we're trolling with the cat I mean it
It is only like a week, but...
No, bro, I'm telling you guys, this Hanzo character is not fucking normal, by the way.
I can be a good map.
I'll go some other way.
Aren't you just so glad you cued one more?
Yeah, I'm feeling great.
Greetings.
I mean guys, is there a bigger number one superfan than Sneaky Kirby?
Like actually.
You've seen the past log and this is true.
This is true.
All right, let's get a win.
I have to stop the minis.
I have to stop the minis.
All right, let's get away I
Got to throw that away not throw it away, but put it away. Oh do I get the em right here? Yeah, I'm gonna do it
That's a pretty fine control you will go to
should emory was ours i'm experimenting actually let me check that hold on
where's emory 48 okay bro how is it 48 if i'm 6 and 12
but you have to check my win rate on music you you have to
I've seen them.
That's tough.
That is tough.
Main main, set up right side.
Yes sir.
Winton.
The things.
They have weaing.
I'm on left
I'm going to push the sojourn
Oh man
Fine
Playing all left side
That's good
What has he healed?
Half
I don't want to
What's it gonna do?
I don't want to
I'm playing all right
I'm playing all right
Let's try to make this so loud
If you're on the couple, on my right
3, 2, 1
I got a lowers mic
It's not loud
I'm chasing them all
Get these kills
Get these kills
We have speedy no one
You are.
You are by yourself. You are so in. You are so in.
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Two passes, bro.
I have.
All main.
Oh my god, paintbrush he is in the chat.
Paintbrush, he.
Oops, that's a waste of time.
One on the right side.
Back a little.
Good, right?
I'm moving up on another three, two more ones.
I have three chasing.
Yeah we can
Yeah we are we are we are
I think
I'll be seen now
Help me
I'm gonna jump past
I'm not just gonna load this fucking volume
I'm holding points right now
I'm getting no jump
I'm dead
I gotta lower
It's so loud
It's okay we go again
What does everybody doing fucking jack shit is his character's ass?
Where is the boomerang?
I don't know.
Where is the weapon?
I don't know.
I still don't know.
I don't know.
Where is the gun?
Let's head.
I'm moving in and we...
Should I try suppressive security?
Let's try it.
I'm strong.
I
They have what overclocked me
I have my own but I didn't so is all I was supposed to do. Yeah
You know the jump yeah, I do but
We'll just get five I can jump her once you overclock
I'm dead.
Beautiful ball.
Is that enough?
Ah, wait.
Closer.
Maybe not.
We're gonna test here.
It's good, it's good.
Stop the touch.
The house is going to touch for sure.
You can't see it by the way.
Why is this horse busy?
Yeah, but it has an influence, you know.
They're wasting all of them.
She probably is so real with you, I don't think you play that hero.
This character is fucking sauce.
Yeah.
This character is fucking ass.
Nice, man.
Well, you don't feel this, do you?
You're not wrong, actually.
Oh, this is so...
I'm behind the field, I'm in the 15th
They're both low behind
Is your half on that TP left?
Wait, who's the fast guy? Wait, go mercy
Oh, are you stupid? It's banned
Oh, we banned Mercy
Yeah, I cleaned up
You're on the right, guys on left
Get the flash
I'm just showing the same lines the way you can, you can hear me, I'm moving into you,
hit you half, I brought you both, 99, I see you came moving up with old, you're dead,
hit you half, hit you half, hi dad, he's here, he's here, he's here, he's here,
Did you want to kill me, bro?
You want to kill me, bro?
Oh, I'm just gonna kill you.
Why?
Oh, you should do it.
Nice.
Yeah, this character is fucking terrible.
This M-Ray character, I'm convinced.
Yeah, you still try to forcefully play him.
Don't play him.
This character, now this is a fucking real character
right here.
The regions of Earth are so nice.
What about honor on your play here yet?
Yeah, try it a little bit.
I played every more though
I think
You don't know
Let's do it. Why not and you're already four and five how much worse than the dead. Oh, it's gonna get a lot worse
Let's get it easy clapping coming. I think a lot fucking worse
In love
Hi
Runs into a law like a boss
I see a guy knocked to this guy.
X-rays made.
Runs in, runs out.
There goes the jump.
Nice calls.
Wait.
Oh no, someone's better than I am, right?
That's what I've seen.
Is that true? Someone's still left at the moment.
That's a deeper guy.
Oh, he's behind!
He's coming for you below!
I killed him.
Nooooo!
You could've used that a lessoner.
It's fine, don't worry.
Oh, freaking way.
They have everything for me to use.
No.
Why are you freaking kidding me?
If they come up for us, I can use it.
5 minutes above load
I got you
I could have seen one on you maybe
Yeah, damn, whatever you're in
You give to the young space-base
You pick a race, you pick a race
It's on no roll, no dash
We've heard it, so uh, pass, pass, pass
That's low, we've heard it
You can run away
Hurl the fuck away, I can't lie
That's one main
Yeah, guys, I think I think we lost
It is what is y'all
I'm pushing the backline.
What the fuck?
There's a reaper there!
There's one in there.
I can't.
Meow.
Aww.
Be recent.
Aww.
I'm gonna die here.
We'll see you in the club.
Bye.
Just reset guys, do you know what I'm saying?
Um, I should just have an easy roll, and maybe cast...
Alright, which is the right push?
Come on, man.
Big boba main.
What do you need?
Get on.
Get on.
It's not cold, zombie's fine.
A great thing, but...
Go away and watch it.
Banana Winston.
How come half the messages you type in game have the possible bad message with that?
Bro, look, just read it. It's not good bad.
Your butt cheeks.
What about my butt cheeks?
All right, I'm watching Minecraft
Bro what hot have to like open? Okay, ninja break ninja brain bots open. I have to also open jingle
Okay
Good
hold on everybody hold on y'all give me a second
okay
What the hell, through fucking white even, this guy's fucking like waiting in the shadows.
Yeah, actually.
Hello?
Wait, still connecting?
Hello?
Hello, yeah, I opened your she might three minutes ago
What up, bro
How's it been? Have you did have you done any Minecraft?
Yeah, I played some last night. Actually, maybe you maybe you
You recall?
No, I wasn't there. I know Fineberg was there.
Fineberg was there!
He said something along the lines of a...
What was it?
Mechanically handicapped?
Mechanically bottlenecked.
Bottle-necked? Dude, that was insane.
That was he, though.
The mechanical bottlenecked?
Yeah, that's an all-time phrase, I think.
That was sick.
Yeah, Super Kabbu and Psychotic Chantarumilk and Woz and Fade in the Hole.
Yeah, I gotta teach you some portals.
Portals?
Yeah bro, you gotta know how to do a 2x1.
What's a 2x1?
Like in a ravine?
The one run we did where we were running around in a ravine for like 5 minutes.
Oh yeah!
But I think I was gonna do that.
It wasn't like an L thing there. I couldn't do it.
No, but you can do a 2x1 instead.
Which is another portal. It's another kind of portal.
Alright, I'm booting up OBS.
Oh wow.
Bam bam bam bam bam.
What is it? Is it the best stuff to work? I hope so.
My jingle? I said to have it open. It works, right?
Yeah, you said to have like jingle and niger rain just like open.
Yeah, they're open.
OK, good.
All righty.
Wait, did I set up the practice maps for you or no?
I don't think so.
Yeah, I have fashion practice, llamas practice, blaze
practice, portal practice, and practice.
Oh, beautiful.
OK, OK.
Share your discord or whatever.
Oh, do I have to do the virtual camera again?
Yeah, you can do that.
Okay, it's on. Yeah, yeah. All right. Get on portal practice map. I'm in portal
practice. Okay, good. I want to watch you. So there you see the chest in front of
you in the ground. I see the chest. Go open it. Click the hopper. Yep. And now
You change your hot bar to whatever you want it to be like simulate a run, you know I'm saying this is like whatever is good enough
Okay, cool you can go in the chest and you like save it like a save button
Yeah, yeah, you like that you like that I do like that
Okay, go to L shape first the L shape too deep
Okay, and this is the one that you should know
this I think I think I know how to do this we go here let me go like this and
let me go like that that and it's like
uh hmm what the hell
how do I reset your button there's no ball in your hop bar
Okay, let's try this again.
Okay, let's try this again.
Okay, good.
Also, like, low-key, you should offhand bucket for ocean portals only.
What the hell? I don't even know if this is a correct setup.
This is, like, so old.
No, there's something here, there's something here.
Is there?
This is, like, this is legit prehistoric, if this works.
I
Hold on
Give me a second. Give me a second. Give me a second here
Oh wait
Okay. Okay. Wait, actually cooking. Maybe. You're like very close. It's like something
like this. I mean this will work.
And then you block this and then you, uh, wait.
I mean, yeah, I mean, there's, okay, I definitely like, there's something, there's something
like, the Cogs are, the Cogs are gone.
Hold on.
It's like, what the hell?
Oh
Are you watching me no, no, no, I was I was you are you just what happened to me? Oh, thank God
Yeah, oh good. I looked away legit for like 10 seconds
No, okay
Even if this works, this is the most like shed for a long time. We're gonna have something better
Wait, I just nailed, wait! Look at the time I just did!
30 seconds, that's embarrassing.
Okay, well...
Probably there's half the size of a double speed.
Hold on.
Also, Ludwig said he was really scared of you learning ZeroCycle.
Why would he be scared?
I don't know. It's gotta be some like intimidation or something.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, 20, look at that, 21 seconds.
I'm like getting back into it.
You are getting back into it, but can I teach you
the good portal?
Fine, let me watch you, hold on.
Okay.
Give me a sec.
It's actually really easy.
I believe you.
All right, let's see.
Tell me when you're in.
I'm in.
Okay.
Come to your thing, break one of the sides.
Come in.
Okay, so far so good.
double door on the top, one block, like in front of you where the door is, under that
break the magma and then you're just placing four so you're putting one up
here, one up here, one up here and then you want to make sure that you grab the
two lava sources. Yeah, under the magma and then both the
sources should be gone. Wait, I think this is what I used to do but I did it
like scoffed
yeah you i'd i'd it probably is
okay so you place the door door door
well on
what the hell up my disc was breaking help me
care of it
wait let me see
so we go
bang a door door door
and then just let me go break and then
yeah that's fine you can do it in any order honestly
something like this and then
yeah like this and then
fast drain, oh he even does the fast drain!
that was really exactly it
wait even with the fast drain, holy...
okay
do you want to learn 2x1?
how do I go back?
uh... exit
2x1, 1x2
I can teach you either...
Let's see, too deep.
Wait, can I see if I can figure it out myself first?
Yeah, yeah. I would be...
Quite surprised you could figure this out for a try.
I think whatever you're going to do will not work.
Well,
A portal is two blocks wide and you one of the blocks is currently obsidian
Wait, how do you make it look like impossible?
Like that's impossible. I just got you just got to see you just gotta watch and learn
Well cuz okay well I was thinking was like well maybe you could build like an
outline right like if you're in here then you just like you definitely could
would do this
you just like encase yourself
and then until you're fucked
hobbit
okay now go on i mean
it would that would work
it would probably take like thirty seconds though
wait
i give up show me
Okay, so fucking bullshit what this is?
Okay.
Me.
Go here.
All right.
You come to your thing, right?
Uh, I'm just going to do it on the left.
Doesn't really matter.
You put a block like this door, door like this.
See if two doors here and then third door there and a block.
And then what you want to do, well, this is why like offhand
bucket is so important because you want to, when you mine this, you
also want to hold right click so that you like instantly like frame like the lava
yeah and then you want to block it off so like this and once you've done that you
put the lava up here then you re you have to replace this door so that it like
gets rid of the water source and then grab the imaginary lava that's like
under this block like that and then you put that there you break this one
And it goes here and then you break this one and it goes here and then sometimes you get these like cobble gins
He's got like
Like I'm making times, but we can do this about because it's a new portal. So it might take a little bit of learning
It'll definitely take a little bit of learning here
All right, hold on a sec. I will do a step by step process
Okay
So we go
Yeah, that's fine door door
door on you and then a door on the close magma to you as well.
What the f-
But you want to place it, oh that was just, you just like go store or something.
But this is wrong.
You need to place it on the same poor location so like if you shift on magma you just won't take damage
Right. That's cool
So I'm gonna work
Sorry, okay, then
You have to do the funny
Break pick up lava and then like block off thing
Yeah, it's a bit like it's a bit fast. It's it's a little tricky
We're halfway, so I fucked up.
Here, I'll do it.
I'll do it like five times in a row and you just you just forget to watch this shit.
OK.
Are you watching? Yeah, I'm watching.
OK.
First block that you want to have, you want to do these doors like this.
So they're like, oh, you want to kind of like shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, place that.
Boom. We're on the outside.
OK, OK, OK.
like this. So when you're like this, you're good to go. You break and hold right click
so that you like instantly pick it up and then get ready to switch to your block. So, boom.
Okay. And then lava here, replace the door, grab, you're going to grab the lava that's under
this, like that. Uh-huh. And then the, I'm doing this in a weird order. I did it in a
a different order than last time, but like whatever else to work, and then those two,
and then here all, I'll just keep doing it.
Okay, so door, door, bucket, door, block, place the obsidian lava ball, then break the
thing, and then you grab that lava there, put it on the outside, break it, grab it
on the, yeah, and okay, and then.
I'm doing a different order every time, I'm just going to show you that it doesn't
really matter, as long as you, as long as you hit that, this is like, like that
grab is like the one hard way.
There is an issue though.
I do scroll.
I could teach you like a very safe portal, maybe.
I'm trying to think of like, well, if I wait,
let me just go quick, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, you you could probably.
OK, so you go.
You did probably- Door, door, lock.
Door.
Is that right?
Uh, yes. This is correct.
Okay, I'm gonna do this, I guess.
And then we'll offhand, and then we're like...
Scroll wheel is so, so funny.
I've never thought of this as like an issue with scrolling.
All sorts of cool.
Impregnates you.
I got it. I actually got it. Ready for this shit?
Yeah.
Oh, I think you did it. That looks good.
Shit.
Oh.
What the fucking place to-
You have to crouch and then, yeah.
And then we have to replace the door.
Yeah.
And then we're gonna have to...
Grab that lava that you're looking at through the block.
And then you can put it... Yeah, that's fine.
And then the lava under that...
Oh...
Now there you just... As long as you're holding right-click,
like before you even start mining it,
you'll be fine.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, hold on. This is doable.
It's actually doable, though.
Like, this is actually doable.
I have to, like, keep this here, though.
And then off hand and then
Yeah, it's working that's it's totally working and then
Okay, what is going on here?
Were you holding your right click? Yeah, I am I just maybe I'm
way I'm unsure I'll I know rewatch on a back okay these over again then we're
gonna go offhand the bucket and then yeah there and then door and then
Alright, in the meantime, I'm gonna see if I can make a portal that's scroll or friendly.
Cause I used to know one that was like, silly.
What the fuck did I just do?
Oh, how long?
It's like this.
That's gonna work.
I'll get this.
Okay, but this is definitely harder than the other one though.
I'll just definitely take some practice.
I got one that's a little bit slower,
but it has the, you will never mess it up.
Never.
Never.
Well, I mean.
Like a hundred percent?
Crazy things.
Like there's no, there's no hot keying
to like blocks after breaking.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's very, very chill.
Wait, I got it this time for sure.
I could get you on the silly portal.
What the fuck went wrong this time?
You took like the ground one I think.
Wait, this is fine.
This is fixable.
It's saveable.
Yeah, easy.
Boom.
What?
Boom.
Just get water.
Boom.
Simple.
Simple.
Boom
Simple simple
Wait, let me just see
Cuz like having to read by re-change your entire layout for one portal is really probably bad
Wait, I can wait hold on there
Hold on there hold on there
Why why I'm holding right click I swear you have to believe me you have to believe me you
have to aim I think you're in the top of the block you have to aim at the side of it
I mean I'll like watch you do Dan okay wait dude that's annoying can't lie and then we
We got to place the door and then do this and then there and then...
And don't aim at the top, aim at the side of the magma.
Like lower, yeah there, there, that's perfect.
There you go.
I think that was the issue the entire time.
Okay and then we just...
Yeah, minus front of the door.
I will, uh, uh, oh no!
Oh no, bro.
Oh no.
I ran it down.
Uh, okay, and then we're gonna have to, uh, uh, uh, brain lag.
Got it.
Was that too late? I think so.
We'll find out.
You might have good let's find out
Okay, okay, what if I teach you the other portal? Yeah, yeah
Because I don't want you to be in an actual run and then have to like mentally prepare
We'll just be like bad there's no way it's not a good thing
Okay
Show me. Okay
You ready? I'm ready
Door on the side, two door on the top, like this.
You make a little triangle.
You have to take this out of the middle, so you just have to like that, just like slam it.
And then this is like, so there's a magma under here.
So like these are like your two portal blocks, so you break this, boom, boom.
And then these two, you have to replace with Abbey.
And to do that, you literally just grab it, break, right click.
Oh, but this is so much slower.
You could whip it.
Wait, oh, I think I might go spuck it or something to find out.
Or I just break that.
I think I break that.
Yeah, because you have to grab the one under this,
and I didn't because I'm stupid.
Yeah, but your P-Bellet one's like five seconds,
and this is like, it's so much slower it is.
It doesn't auto drain either you could like grab water and like wait, let me see the machine like a normal one like full speed
The normal two by one. Yeah, but like do it like how do it?
What yeah, I'll try to do this one really fast I
Oh shit and even grab it
like see it's like it's slower I mean but I rather you like do a portal that
is just not messed up you know like your settings right because if you think
about it like there's the chance of your match coming down to seven seconds and
And the portal being the one reason is quite low, I would say, in a mid-off scenario.
If it was top runner, if it was actual playoffs or something, matches come down to seconds all the time.
Yeah.
But you and your opponent, whoever you're playing, are going to be so apart, time-wise,
that it just doesn't matter that much.
I'm sure I'm going to win.
I have an idea. I know the offhand bucket. Yeah, you just this is a thing. I forgot about this
Bang bang bang we're gonna do
Then we're gonna go like that we're gonna go door and we're gonna do this
Wait wait new idea just dropped
new idea just dropped I
I mean you kind of cooked it but I was gonna say what if like if your blocks are in six or whatever
You don't even need them strafe in this bottle. Why don't you just like put your hand on six and then just
Break it in and press six
aim because you don't need to move
Like you don't need a straight for anything with my break say this again. I'm sorry
Okay, so do it do the portal
bang bang bang bang
finger on six finger on six instead of scrolling yeah and then and then we're
gonna bang and then we're gonna then we're gonna die and then we're gonna
break well I've got to okay it's fine yeah you can do this finger on finger on
six finger on six I feel like you just like did it oh it goes fuck it never
I think you might be mechanically bottlenecked.
Yeah, hello.
What can you do, bro?
Anyways, um, then we're gonna bang, then we're gonna do it, um, then we're gonna, we just
break everything.
No, I have to bucket this.
Make sure I grab that bucket.
Then we're gonna work break this up here, and then oh wait
You'll be fine like this will work. We can just be doing this for a long time and then
Let's save
Finger on six
And then we're gonna bang and then we're gonna a door and then you
Grab that one and then you do that and we grab that one and then that and then that
It's okay, it's fixable probably
Yeah, put it there. Oh, what the fuck?
What is going on, bro? Is this guy the worst player alive? Like, what is this shit?
Yeah, and then I need to fix that
I mean this is fine this is working
You are making the portal you just kind of like work on the
Finger on the six bro, that's people are gonna coin that this is the new this is the new way
finger on six
Figure on six one two six
Wait, it's like it's like getting there though you see it right like it's getting there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Put it above or that works. Yeah, I put it there
And then
Yeah, oh my god, what he's doing he's doing it you see it right you see the vision
Finger on six nice
Brain lag. Finger on six. Finger on six. Finger on six. And then, wait. Brain lag. Four.
Um.
Do you use hotkeys in other games? Um. Can I just, wait, can I, like, just find it.
Yeah, you just got it. You can technically swim in here, but it's like an escape room.
Okay, now there's TAC, but you would have never known the TAC.
Oh, I have to block this off.
Oh, brother.
Finger on six.
Finger on six? Nice.
Where do you really get this whole finger on six thing?
Huh?
That just goes fucking?
I don't think so.
Oh, this game is fucking ass.
Reset, reset.
Okay, why did, why did those fucking things happen?
Never mind, never mind.
Can you shut the door?
Why, why did those fucking things happen?
Like, what's going on there?
I don't even think that was a ghost bucket, I think.
Oh, I'm just asking.
Door, door, door.
Yeah, I think you shut the door.
I think that's what it was.
And it obbied.
Oh, finger on six is not quick enough.
No, it's not.
Kind of disgusting, though.
Finger on six.
And then we bang door, grab that, there, that, there.
You can do top.
It doesn't really matter.
Wait, this is top.
And it's a new PB.
Again.
All right, sub 20 or bust.
okay so twenty right now three two one go
off finger on six
uh...
all the do
do you need the door for quick enough
uh...
things so i think you're like really really fast you don't need the door but
like
but you gotta be like you can play with the work i think i can do it without the
without the door
i mean there's people that can make these in like
some four i think
like my peeps only like five
only this guy's pissing me off
hey man
you have the low keys of the world and stuff they make you
he sort of tacked but i don't know it
I'll show you the tech.
Okay, what's the tech?
Alright, watch this.
So you do it, pal.
So you put it on top and it forces you to crouch and then you just...
I'll show you the tech though.
If you're ever in this situation, just hug the door, open close.
What the fuck?
That's the tech. That's what I was talking about.
Oh, okay.
I need to get some money.
Some money.
Dude, this is ass crack pace.
Reset.
Wait.
Door.
There we go.
Smart.
Easy.
Wait, don't choke this up for me.
You didn't fast-faring.
Oh, jeez.
It's because this bucket's fucking controlling me.
Ready?
Just staring at you, funny.
Yeah.
It's not my fault.
Don't give you that.
We're getting something funny right here.
No, no, no.
This is ugly.
Yeah, this is just ugly for me.
Let me try.
This disgusting slug.
That's all I am, bro.
dude why does that why does it happen I'm like trying to stand up and it like
sucks me down the fucking magma block
bro I'm getting upset I think if I slow it down I'll get a sub point is that
it make sense no I agree if I slow it down I'll get the fucking it I'm lucky
thank you're missamed it's okay no I I agree that is annoying this door just
place the two doors next to each other like first two things you do if it
makes it easier
i think i think it all the ghost bucket man
i don't know if it was a ghost bucket or just an ass bucket i don't even know
what
then we
slow as fast
slow as fast
or whatever
dude i'm gonna fucking jump out of a building
No, no.
Then the stream will end.
True. We don't want that, though.
And that is kind of annoying.
That little mechanic there that keeps happening.
OK, if you hold right click, does it like place it again fast?
Like, so you have to let go?
Yes.
If you're aiming, like, if you're holding right click
and there's a spot where you can replace it, you want to like,
when you pick it up, you want to let go right click.
I got a tree.
Tree.
This is actually it, this is the one.
You're the guy at the top of the block again.
I...
No, I didn't even look at it, it wasn't even that, I just forgot, I just forgot.
Didn't even, didn't even...
You're gonna get it right now.
I go again go again this is free this is free slowest speed slowest speed think
about that it's not even like mechanics it's just you just need to remember where
to aim okay most of it most of the fuck ups is just years just like aiming at
Like a different spot than normal
And by like you're not
Go again
Go again
I need to go water. Okay
That was the issue.
Like.
What the fuck is that?
That happens because you're like, you're placing the door at like such a weird angle
that it just like doesn't place, it like ghosts place.
You got that!
We are going to 7.25 for all.
Do you actually believe that though?
Yeah, yeah!
It's going to be like 5 minutes.
Less than that.
Hang on, 6.
Alright, go again.
if I do that one more time I'm gonna fucking break something probably myself
you're a little slower honestly yeah I think you're right yeah there you go it's like confirm
the action fully before you do it.
You didn't grab the last one, I don't think.
It's okay, go ahead.
Why is it so hard?
Dude, practice makes perfect, man.
This is like the one thing, one of the two things you didn't know how to do before the
coaching, and so it's new, and it's evil, and it's scary.
You're literally going to do it right now, fast train that shit.
Dude.
Oh!
Oh!
That's it.
That's easy.
Yeah!
It's a five minute, it's a five minute drill, it's a win.
oh fuck yeah sub 20 let's go okay we can do something else now you are
what if i get a faster time you can right now here you go
yeah yep never get the problem
nice nah he's fucking nasty wait he's with it he's with it
okay okay um i can watch you do the with you know how to do the one deep
variations of the the water portals the uh for the l shape yeah but for this one
it's literally like you can it's literally you just do the portal and at the very end you just
need to like manually fill in the bottom two if that makes sense so like you just do the portal
right so you just like bang bang bang bang bang and then you just grab it and then oh right
so I need to place the block finger on six finger on six and then you would go like here
I
Excuse me
Okay, the door
Yes
Sex what the fuck just happened
I doubt that dude what what is happening? What is happening?
Yeah, like figure out seven or something
The door man
Actually not play deadlock
How do you feel about that?
How do you feel about the fact that you did the door but you didn't do the thing with
the door?
What do you mean?
You didn't get the lava under the door.
I thought this was a two by one.
Come back real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So a lava on the top, replace the door, and then you have to get the lava, yeah.
Oh, I stopped to grab that one.
You just didn't do that, yeah.
Right, that is important.
And I have to grab that one.
Oh, okay, okay!
My brain was lagged.
No, I actually get it.
It's literally the same.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
You just do the same thing pretty much.
It's literally the fucking same thing, by the way, if anybody was wondering.
Oh, good, good.
Oh, that's a problem, that's a problem.
And then...
I know how to do it!
I think I got it!
It's the sound!
Don't even go for speed, honestly.
I just want you to get to the bottom so I can show you what to do.
I'm trolling. I'm actually trolling. I'm rage baiting, by the way.
Is it working? I'm rage baiting.
Yep.
Okay.
So, okay, so that was not your fault.
So to grab that last one,
you have to grab it from the corner.
Wait, so are my fogs?
No.
But now this is gonna flow.
If you wanna restart it,
I'll show you what I'm talking about.
Or I can just show you.
This'll work.
It'll just be like a little...
Ooh!
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, nevermind, Gigi.
All right, do it do it one more time. Are you gonna watch me? Yeah, I was gonna watch you real quick.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Um, all right.
Well, do G-Hubs piss me off, bro? Okay.
Uh, wait, what am I doing? Oh, I'm doing it to you by the watch.
So normally you would grab it like this
But you already grabbed this one and since the lava is one deep instead of two
There's like a no more lava here. So you have to look diagonal like this
Because you'd you'd steal the wall that makes sense you're trying to grab the one that's
To the right of this yeah, yeah
You have me like this and then once you do this you're ready ready for some like mind-boggling attack
Yeah, what's the mind-boggling attack?
Break these two. Break the one away from the cobble. Water.
Holy man.
Let's kiss. Let's kiss.
Okay. Let's just like do it. Let's just like do it. Fuck going fast. Let's just like do it.
That's what I'm saying.
Let's just like fucking do it.
We got six. Nice.
Yeah
Yeah, that's that work probably see put it up
Yeah, you only clear the portal first
Triple yeah, and you want you want to have water with you
You have water in your off there
We're gonna break the two
Water
Under you and then boom and then close down boom bang
He's goaded bro. You can also do that for the L1 too technically like the L1 deep that little
Oh, yeah, other things at the bottom
Yeah
But we I mean you probably have a way of doing it that will work
There you go
The water is leaking.
Right.
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
Easy.
And then you know how to do the normal lava one, right?
We did it in a run.
Like the normal lava portal too deep.
Yeah.
Alright.
Wait, this one?
Yeah, that one.
Yeah.
This is baby portal. Yeah, this is baby's first portal. No, like
You come out of the window in this portal
Go so fast
That's a good pass right now that works there you go easy
All right, should we go over?
I think the main thing that you should improve on in these seven days is Bastions.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
You just kind of do shit and it like it works.
But when you start going against like Evo and stuff, it probably won't work.
It's my argument, right?
Okay.
Okay, so do I be first let's do so okay first of all go to the uh there's like a sign that says like edit hotbar or some shit
Yeah load up to you. Yep. Give yourself
Oh
Wait click save on that. I think you cycled your load out go to the top
go to one
And now edit
Okay, now you have items cool
So just give your put put items where you want them
and then give yourself a lava bucket and crafting table and a boat. Those are like the only other things for practice that you really need.
Boat.
Yep.
And save.
And save that shit.
And then go to the ender chest.
So we're just going to configure all the bashings real quick. So hit that, like left click once.
and then go to the little bed and click go to chalice. Yep okay and I'll go back
to the the cry at the anchor and then go stables and then set it to top stairs.
Got it! Then go back and then go to treasure and set it to lava basin and
And then housing you can just do also you can just do top
Got it yeah, boom
Let's start with bridge cuz it's the most it's it's everyone's favorite. Yeah
I'm in so I just what oh
You fucking they should turn terrain off. That's my bad. Oh, how do I kill myself a drop your drop your pickaxe?
here and then there's just one of the settings is a train and then yeah cool
good start all right I'm just gonna watch you do whatever you do normally and
then I'm gonna we can not we can modify as need be no it's kind of scary you're
like on the top of the netherland there's nothing here yeah bro I wonder
What what what why level are you even at?
166 oh my god
We are up here
That's not how you do it nice good start
Cool
So far so good
Okay, so far so good. Yeah, and you'll end up taking a lot of the audience first
Just because.
If you get too hoglins, your opponent will also get too hoglins.
Right.
I think the only thing that's not standardized is like, your opponent can get like a baby
hoglin and you don't.
That's awesome.
So they can just, you can just get fucked and get like, do adults that just like kill
you.
I would do some shit like this probably and then I would like, make a little-
This is like weirdly good, but I don't know if they're going to path up.
Alright everybody, pile in y'all!
Pile in everyone!
That's not bad, but you see how those guys can't get it?
Yeah, these guys are just trying to get it.
They're going to go over here real quick?
Are you interested in like doing anything?
Or are you just going to like fucking pick your ass the whole day?
Yeah.
So this will work.
This will work, so it's not terrible.
Honestly, it'll work.
It's not like optimized, but I think that's fine for now.
We could come back to Fridge last and change it if we really feel like it.
If we really worth the effort.
But now while we're doing this, I am not done, because I have to go.
I'm noticing I'm low on blocks, by the way. How'd that happen?
It only gives you half a stack.
And you can give yourself more.
What the fuck? Where's my army?
It doesn't, um, there's no guaranteed in the package.
Oh, this is not okay. Okay, okay, okay.
I mean, that was like, that was solid.
You decent?
Yeah, that was fine. That actually was fine.
That's what your girls do
And then you just wait for 20 and that's literally it. I would just like yeah get the crying of city and a yes
Yeah
Yeah, you're rich is totally fine
All right, let's go to not bridge. Let's do stables
Where
So what do you even know you do the gaps on stables right wait, there's which one is stables
Yeah, you know in this thing you might know where you are. I think if I go here I go like down
and then
This is a chest
Just very curious to see if you know
where you are welcome to my Minecraft let's play everybody
you know where the gaps are and on both sides okay something oh I think you
just got double bad maybe not let's see oh no you're good oh yeah yeah yeah
it's in neuron activation wait there's like something here it's gold
something like this seems familiar
Is there more gold here?
There has to be.
Uh, there can be up to six, but I think you're just kinda lucky.
And you just didn't get one.
Wait, this guy's gonna get a job real quick.
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Is all just like, fuck off for a sec? Yeah?
Isn't there like, yeah!
And then you-
Yeah.
And then you-
stupid? You gotta break the wood that looks stuck on the front wood and they'll just end
the third thorn world. Yeah that was not ideal. That was not ideal. Okay I'm definitely teaching
you better tables. Yeah that seems like a good idea. That's for sure. Alright so where
Why do I still... Alright, let's get a reset going.
Okay, okay.
I might just teach you the exact same stuff I told PotScar today.
Which seems like a good idea to me.
Actual chud?
I'm bad, bro. Chill on me.
Alright, you ready for this?
I'm ready for this.
Want me to watch you?
Or...
Yes.
Oh, okay. I'm not ready then.
Okay, I'm ready. He's not ready. Okay
So you go to the gap I'm gonna get away you were which is like I don't even dig through this spot
I think I did through a different spot. Well, just do one for one what you did. This is like fine by the way
I'll just give myself a gold helmet so I can like fuck off
Okay
You go into this corner, right? Okay
these three blocks
That basically keeps these guys from coming down until you want them to come down.
Also normally there won't be pigs down here.
Like pigs never spawn down here unless they like wander down the stairs.
So if there is a guy down here and he's like pissing you off you can just kill him like with lava.
Okay.
So you got the dirt. You got these two dirt, right?
Uh-huh.
Break this. This is like your gold hole.
And then there's the four blocks in here. So we're going to start by getting these.
Boom.
And then you want to put a block here so it's like a little window.
And then if you crouch, you can like see this little sliver of this.
Which lets in the sky guys.
And then you break that there which lets in those guys.
And then if you lower your Y level, they will just automatically funnel in.
Oh, what the fuck?
And so you can pass this, make a new spot, and then you just like throw them the gold.
Hmm.
And then you want to make sure when you go to get these blocks that you re-block this off,
because there might be like late pigs that like come kill you.
Yeah.
So you get this, right? Boom, boom, boom. You get all these.
I can like re-teach you where these are if you like, if we don't know exactly where they are.
And then give them the gold and then there's the sky spot. So you have here and there's a block and
Then if you go even more up
There's another block. Oh shit
And then that's the route and then that's literally the route you just give them the gold and then wait so much
just would you loot
Well, it depends like if you do this and you have 20 obby you technically don't need to loot anything
thing but otherwise I mean I don't know how much you remember about stables but
these are like randomly generated like sometimes you can get like three triple
chests up here sometimes you can get like zero how do you recall like how do
you know which is a bad gap and a good gap oh that you just figure out by you
just like start every run at the staircase if you mind through this wall
and it's like that then it's bad but if it's like open that's good and the
same thing over here. I give you mine through this and you it opens and oh good
gap. Also in ranked there is always a good gap somewhere. So if it's not on the
left then it has to be on the right and if it's not on the right it has to be on the left.
So like that's good. That's good ranked tech
Okay
All right
so
Left first here checks here good gap. Yeah go that way. Yeah
Go all the way down hug the wall. Yep. Okay, and now it's first. It's it's
One two three then oh no then
Then, you break- Incorrect.
You are now dead.
Take two.
Good gap.
No, I taught you like a million things in like two minutes, so if you did that first
try genuinely you would like win a medal or something.
Okay.
Maybe.
Okay.
Yeah, that's the whole block.
You need to place two blocks. Yes. Yes
But you see how like your hole is like level with the ground so like if there was a pig it could technically like
It could get in it could like side stuff block awesome
But I just didn't drop a block was that what I'm supposed to do. Yeah, it um, it's random
But the good news is your opponent a lot the same
Come get some gold or
You break yeah, so you see how you breath that left wood they kind of dropped in the wrong spot because of it
No here, well you honestly just reset we'll go through it step by step
Okay, I'm gonna say that I'll make you get it dialed good gap bad gap
So good gap has to be over here good gap
But I mean it's a practice map so I was gonna say like there's a chance
Yo Will thanks for the rainbow, appreciate that man hope you can stream
Then I have to go one two three
then
And then the two on your first
Yep
So you dug in the wrong spot on the wall here. You need to
You need to be a block higher
So you need to play like that you place a block there and then go yeah
That will stop the picture killing you and so now you get these you can let these
guys in and then let those guys in. You can make the fun window but that's fine
this will work then and then given the don't go up there yet we're gonna
I'm gonna get my gold and then you're gonna go down and get this gold.
Yeah.
Gah!
Wait, that's the...
Okay.
That's pretty huge.
You're kind of massive.
People have been saying this for a while.
I literally have all of you when you believe me.
Okay.
Oh, there's a guy there, but...
I have no idea how there's...
I think the practice half is really sad.
And then I see if I go up there.
Yeah, yeah.
And then...
Here.
That's it, bro. Boom.
Boom.
Alright, but I probably have to loot chests, though, because I feel like there's just no way I can get out of here.
You do.
So...
So, I could teach you the variants of how it generates, because it's really insane.
I'm going up.
If this brings you somewhere, that's kind of cool.
I have no idea if it does or not.
Now listen, these are new strats.
Wait.
Oh, it actually brought you to the exact place you need to be.
It's fun.
Oh, there's more gold there, probably that.
Yeah.
Yeah, go down there and then left.
Yeah, and then up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Yeah, but these are very obvious.
Like, the triples make sense.
It's like, oh, there's three chests.
There's all the chests and the small ones.
One more time, little moss going down here, going down here, 1, 2, 3, up 1, see you first.
Yeah, there you go.
gold blocks then you let in the sky guys and then you and then you break the
right wood
yeah you're not gonna be punished for it because we're gonna practice map and
we have a lot of food but it is like low food seed it's kind of bad
okay there's a sixth block that I don't think you're getting can you kill
of spiglin oh sure and then there's a stick block down there
oh i know right so uh yes the six block is like hidden it's like it's like always in
that one spot i look like i'm dumb these piglins are by the way they're just dumb as hell no
no the reason they're down there is like totally the practice maps fault and i know how to
fix it the next time okay I'm gonna go up and I can get this
and then that was like that by the way that was good
okay so now the chest I need to get that's like a board so you just go out
yeah and then so the triples are kind of obvious I can show you the other two
random parts and like how they work after this run after this little experiment
here but it's just like the way you do you would just go here and like
check like yeah yeah literally and you go back down to your your gold well can
You make a fucking jump.
Oh, I'm gonna get angry.
Sorry, I'm getting angry at myself.
Chest here, Galabi.
All right, that's not too bad.
That's not too bad.
That chest in ranked plus the rest of Destiny gave you.
You didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
Okay.
What was I gonna say?
Go to settings and then go to the Nether.
Oh wait, no, go to the arrow, actually.
The more settings arrow.
And then the little grass thing.
That's a, yeah, turn that to lava.
So that will stop those dumb pigs at the bottom
from like existing.
Okay.
I'll show you my screen real quick.
Just so you can learn the other.
It's like this is like average stables.
Let's see.
No, I wanna get one with every different kind of triple.
Triple
Okay
So these are the ones you know obviously this is yeah as the chest of the top it has the gold here
It's very very like simple. Yeah, these ones that are like medium height
these are
Charles like lantern chest or whatever the fuck there. I just I just call them double chests
There was a chest here at the front and
There's a chest in the top
and then these like little baby ones these ones only have one chest and it's at
the very back okay so the baby the baby at the back and we have the
double chest and yeah so if it's super small you you always will know that the
chest is in the back corner okay but if it's the medium one then you have the
front chest and the top chest and then all other chests is there's this one
that always spawns at the bottom of the stairs and the obby can be in any of these randomly or what yes yes
and then I don't know if you know about the well I think you kind of know about the bad gap chest
okay my my crap music is going crazy right now by the way I want you to see it my my crap music is going fucking insane
Okay. Go on.
Um, if this is a bad gap, right?
And if you somehow, if you've checked every chest in the bastion and you have no abbey,
if you come down here and just run down, you found this on accident.
You just like run this way and then there's just a chest.
Wow.
That this only spawns if the left is bad, but there's also one of these if the
This one is just right here if this is bad it's literally
So we got next the next
Treasure oh, I like treasure
I rip it treasures fun looking good today, man. Very handsome
Normally I guess I would do this and like
I already have that so like
I'm liking what I'm seeing
I go again
Normally you would craft like boots or a helmet, but like we already have already have one. So it's a yes
It's like something like this
You uh, the reason they're getting to you is because you forgot to place one block.
Wait, and then I think you like-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you have to know, you have to know-
OH MY-
Okay, hold on.
We know you know so much. You're so locked in with treasure.
I am locked in.
Kind of.
Actually, I don't- this one, I don't think you actually have to use it.
I'm just like-
You need a double block off the left because they're getting to you
When you do that block clutch and then on the side you make a two-block tower instead of a one block
But I see I fucked up because I
All right, they're pissing me off
Honestly you should just um, you should just pre-place the block you're jumping to instead
of trying to clutch.
You don't have to do it for me, not that, but I can literally show you after this.
Uh.
I got a why why these guys are
like can we fuck off okay let me let me let me show you what's up
I'll show you the pre-places out there, but it's just like it's just like a weird angle
to pre-place.
I don't know if I have to break these, but I will.
That one.
Yeah, the left one that you broke was good.
Then we have to wait, wait, wait, chill, chill.
This is not, this doesn't seem...
Bro, what is wrong with this guy, man?
You clutched up.
I don't know why this seems awful. I don't know why.
Then you lagged!
That's good.
Yup.
Oh, you know what I didn't do?
You didn't connect them? Yeah, I know.
I'm freaking out. That's okay.
And we run up here.
And they're gonna be really angry.
Connecting those was a strat back in the day.
Like, I'm actually surprised that was like part of the rev.
I think we were like handless back then I was playing back then I feel like I was
not doing that maybe I was better than you back then honestly I definitely did
not I was playing like some categories like one set of sets to eat it okay this
This guy's got- I'm just gonna kill this guy.
And then...
There's like more gold I can get here, gold here, string.
I can grab this gold up here if I need it, probably will.
Yeah, so this gold that you're mining, you want to mine this before you get the chests.
Well, that makes sense, because then you can like, you save time to lose your train.
It's overlapped, yeah.
You get it, you get it.
this guy gets it and then we'll we'll do this and then we just fucking come back up here and
yeah that's like okay right yeah i'll help
i'll check the stairs no pearls what the fuck i'm trying to have socks it's all good
That was not bad, no?
The only thing I don't know, do you know where the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, you're...
There it is, I know it's somewhere here.
It's always one in front of those right staircases.
So there's...
It's near the other side, and then you go to that same staircase,
there should be a gold block there.
Is it right?
Yeah, just like in line with the stairs.
Yeah, my love is okay-ish. I check my fuckin' pearls.
Ooh, that's so cool.
That's simple, really.
I will show you such small optimization stuff, I guess.
Okay.
Alright, we're going in. I'm in stables.
Alright, we're in treasure.
We're in treasure.
So, yeah, I don't even remember what you did, did you do this?
I did, no I don't think I did that.
I don't even know, you can do that, you can break a block just as long as they can't get to you.
And then what I was talking about is like, pre-placed this block.
Just because it makes it like you do this, right? It's to jump easier and then you just go boom boom.
Oh, that makes so much sense actually.
And then you would like, crack your stuff, make your helmet, whatever you want to do.
And then you would break this block, which you did correctly, and then break this block
and throw a bit of gold, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then connect that, oh, stupid.
And then run up here, bam, bam.
And then gather gold.
You start getting the gold, yes, man.
I'll do the full freaking thing.
Also, I don't know if you do about this block, but there's that one.
And then if you mine down two, there's this one.
Is that one worth getting though?
Tissue is kind of a pain in the ass.
It definitely, like everyone does it nowadays just because getting 20 obi on treasure is
really hard without going to the bottom.
It's like you want to get your top blocks always, like every top block that you can.
It's like this one, this one, and then you always want to check for this like far down
one.
Oh shit, it didn't even fucking generate.
And then you would go up here.
Get them a gold, check the chests, and then get these gold blocks that are in the stairs.
So another thing you can do is block these off.
And the reason why is when you break these backup blocks, if there's any pigs down here,
which is very likely, as you can see, you'll just run up and you'll just get fucking dropped.
So it's a good habit to block off the stairs.
It doesn't really take that much time at all.
And it's just like something easy and simple to do.
I'm just going to grab your ass block and then I'm going to do it.
Why are we calling pearls obby nobo?
We're calling obby obby obsidian man to make our portal.
God.
Come on.
Who said that?
Can we ban them?
Who didn't say that?
Timber Wolfie 980?
Yeah.
What's your time?
Okay.
All right.
And then we have housing.
what's your time okay wait wait wait oh I want to show you do you know how to
pearl hang like were you like decrease your remission and then like you yeah
yeah yeah I think I should show you that on treasure because there's like a
treasure specific like pearl hang oh sure okay tune it tune in I'm tuned in this
This is like, so you know like when you're doing like the pie chart stuff for the spawner,
you know, you know, a bottom treasure like there's always a spawner down here.
So this fucks up with like the fortress reading.
So to break this efficiently and swag, you gotta get pearls first.
You come in here, you want to be like, if I turn chunk borders on, you see how the
chunk border is like in the middle of this.
You just want to be past this part, throw a pearl, pause, two render.
If you just blindly boat straight off of this cliff, you land in the middle.
And then if you come to this little hole and just break this block, you can just reach
the smaller.
Oh, very nice.
And then if you desperately need more gold, you can come down here.
I would just lava bucket anyone down here first.
And then I would just check chests
because checking chests, like as long as no one can see you,
it won't like anger any guys.
I think you can get it.
Yo!
You can also get looting from these.
You can get a looting three sword
if you're insanely lucky.
So like checking these, if you're down here,
is always worth it.
Okay.
And then you should just like options,
video settings, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
and then we're back up.
Cool.
of a gold helmet so I'm gonna die yeah that I will make sure we practice that
a tiny bit just in case we have to do it okay let's see what it looks like it's
up to oh my god they're okay oh yeah I spawned you on like Mount Olympus
oh you know how to do manhunt yeah that's that's what I used to do
Yeah, okay, so wait you might got it
What the hell's the chest that oh this is a disaster
Okay. Alright, let's see it.
Where is the double- where is the fucking chest at?
It's over here, isn't it?
Yeah, there it is.
There's a chest on this island somewhere. It's just like behind, yeah.
Okay, so they're gonna get-
I don't know why I checked this. Take three, ready?
This is the one for sure. Lock in.
Take three.
Okay, take four.
Okay, take four.
For real this time.
Okay.
Um, show that one.
Yeah.
Okay.
You're glad.
Chest is over there.
Okay, good.
Yeah, the good first step is knowing where to go.
Like where the chest is.
I mean, I can tell you I clearly know how to do this.
The one thing you probably don't know how to do is converting this into what people want
to call a mid-down.
Yeah, because you do the OG way.
I think it's the OG way.
I did it down here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I was like, break this.
And then we'll come down here and block this up.
here and walk the stuff off and wait. I mean it's like it works. I should probably re-teach
you like a good way to do this.
It's a little bit I can't hide.
Kind of hard.
This doesn't seem right, but...
No.
For now.
And then you like...
Um, this is more golden.
I
Don't know I looked away for like 10 seconds, but did you get like nine gold blocks?
I've never seen you've got them off. Well, I feel like surely I would have found a body
Oh, that's not okay.
So imagine you do this in the end of the tournament though.
You just like make it a 5x5 like how it's done here.
Yeah, it's like kind of stuff, but it's like...
I didn't like build an action...
Uh-oh.
Then I would like come back and like check this shit.
It's like something like that.
Okay, now
Okay question
Okay, I probably shouldn't be asking you like we can we could do manhunt every housing
But if you if you're only blocks or like leaves or wood it gives you like a significantly high chance of dying
Why is that so I'm I'm because they just burn
Which I got a speedboat for me though
You didn't even do it diagonally, man. Come on. You're losing, like, zero point something
a second by doing it. That was kind of clean though for a second, though. You saw that?
That was nice. Okay, hold on. Is Manhunt bad? No, Manhunt is good. What I'm saying
is if you have flammable blocks there's just like a random chance you're
entirely out of control. Oh I know what you mean. I'm okay. I'm totally okay with you doing hand
hunt. What the fuck? The only thing I gotta teach you is how to convert it into mid-down
because that's the new meta. Mid-down is the new meta now it is.
Although this hole is like shots we're gonna have to get your- Yeah I don't remember how to
set up a hole I don't know how to set up a hole here okay all right I'm gonna show you okay let me burn
on the go to life okay anyways wait what do you I what do you got for me not cool okay
uh actually I'll do everything but I'll do the main hunt for whatever I'll just like build it
like wow there's my there's my build
so i get this
and this way
you got yelp
so this is like the part that you know how to do
yes all right
do top down pussy
yo
so we're we're cheating and looking at the competition are we
breaking into practice.
What's cheating about that?
Every competitor is watching me.
Who else do they watch?
Do I sound like that fruit?
Honestly, right now, yeah.
I can tell. I can tell who's talking.
You want to run the 1v1 tomorrow?
Yeah, we can.
Tomorrow night?
Yeah, we can do that.
Best of 3, loser shaves their head for the tournament.
I'm not shaving my...
First of all, you haven't even fucking sent me a picture of you into this room yet, by the way.
This would be it by the way. I just got it. I did us just got it today
All right, how about this loser picks the winners outfit for the tournament out winner picks losers outfit for the tournament
Yeah for the tournament though
Like what do you mean? What are you gonna fucking tell me to wear bro? I get to dress you head to tell
All right, we'll brainstorm that one I pick every
single piece what do you do put me on
like lingerie or something like what
do you I was thinking like a Minecraft
Steve outfit made of cardboard that
might be worse but it's gonna like it's
gonna like restrict movement you can't
fucking move your arms up past okay
nothing that restricts movement nothing
that's just skin tight minecraft Steve
costume in tight minecraft Steve costume
mm-hmm is that even a punishment I
I can do that.
Are you excited?
We'll figure it out tomorrow.
Do you top down though?
I'm seeing it.
I'm going to see what it is.
He's showing you manhunt right now.
I'm showing him mid down actually.
If you need help, let me know.
What?
Whatever.
God, that guy is so chopped.
Dude, he's telling me to teach you something that's slower.
But anyway, we'll ignore him.
He's not wrong though.
You should learn top-down and manhunt, like that two options, depending on where you enter.
Because like on my screen, imagine you enter the housing from here.
You should do a route that starts from up here and that starts from here.
But if you're entering the housing from like any part of this area, you should always
do manhunt.
Um, anyways, anyways, anyways, um, regardless if you are doing manhunt or top down, you want
to get the backup blocks that are, where am I?
Okay, oh that are right in this like ceiling and I'll show you how to do that.
Sure.
So, let's say you did manhunt, right, you have your guys here, let's say there's
like 10 angry piglins, you break the block and then you pillar up here to this like
You don't go to the gold you don't go to the gold first you go to the gold after this okay, so then you
Block these guys off all you need is like two blocks. You can put on me heat
You can put them lower or you can put them up just just block them off and then
Two blocks on this wall like this part. You'll probably forget. It will have to do this like a few times probably
Break this break this and it reveals a gold. Oh
If you break this gold, and then if you break two more forward, they reveal two more gold.
What the hell?
And then you break these, and you place blocks in there, and you can like, cram them for you.
Shove the gold out.
Yeah.
And then you break these two, and this one, and it lets in an army from the ceiling.
What the hell?
And then you give them all your gold like this, jump down into this spot.
Oh you don't make a whole thing, you just like tell them they're like
You will do that but like this is where you'd start and then like I'll do it like I was playing like so
And in the whole of years they're not in yet because they're currently dealing with the 27 gold that I just threw them earlier
And that's fine by the way because you're you're overlapping trades the whole time
That's why you want to throw them your goal at the top
So like you, once you do that, like I'll teach you where all the gold is, like perfectly, you come back to this little OG spot, you build up, you grab your scraps, and then...
So, top down, could you do top, like is top down basically the same as like mid-down?
Like you just...
Top down is basically the same, the only, you just, you grab everything in here and then you do mid-down, that's top down.
So like if I, I'll like literally just do it, like, so like a top runner with like
something, they wouldn't do it exactly like this, but like grab this chest, jump
down here, break this chest, and then they would just run, they would just go,
and they would bring all these little guys with them. There's some stuff you
can break and do here, but I think it increases like our death chance a lot,
so I'm not gonna get you to like, even try it. Yeah. So it's gonna do this.
And now, oh, we're in mid-down now, so we get these blocks, boom, boom, boom, and then
let those guys in, drop some gold, sprinkler, and then down, and then you do the round.
Okay.
Alright, let's see if I got this.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to teacher all the blocks are.
Oh, sorry, so I do like mid-down.
So I do like manhunt into mid-down, or like...
Do manhunt into mid-down.
Let's start with that.
Okay.
Ready?
Witness me.
witnessing
witness me
uh... what the hell it's so far
holy shit that's far
crank that
that's just embarrassing
that's just so embarrassing by the way
by the way i'm not speed bridging in the tournament i'm just gonna let you know right now
there's like think about it how little time you save
imagine how tough that would be though like you crank that out like tell me that
wouldn't you just like ins the died all right but like is it worth it maybe
baby I need his good content regardless all right so we're gonna do this this
This, this, uh, for everything, you can do that first, yeah, let the boy go and then you start going, uh, this works, yeah, this works, no, it's working off, uh, in the, can you go back down?
Uh-oh, uh, it looks like you're great, but you already passed it, so it's okay, we'll do it again.
It's gonna reset, yeah?
It's a little reset.
You can go up there. I didn't think about that being just like infinitely safer than like that's probably what we should do.
It's okay. Here we go. Ready? Witness me.
Well, what is up with these fucking sandwich shit?
It's like the eight block speed bridge. It's like begging.
Yeah, it was like a...
Was a block risk bridge maybe they got a brisk pace
Almost fell into the lava
Yeah, it helps with the pathing a bit they're a bit stupid
Okay, so I'm gonna build up here way where we're gonna go that way
Yeah, you can either build up there, or you can run the way you did last time.
Wait, so where do I block off?
Oh, see here!
You're in mid-block.
Yeah.
And then...
Two blocks on the left wall.
So like that you can, yeah, so you're a block off, but there's that first block.
You should be able to figure out where the next door is.
That's some mistake.
Oh, shit.
I'll just redo it after this so you can, I can read, you'll get a better idea again.
Okay, wait.
Oh, what's up with these fucking-
I'm showing you a lot of things at once.
Dude, I want to do it so bad.
Like, it's calling, I have to try, you know?
Like...
You want to just rip it?
I want to rip it. It's there.
It's like kind of there.
Stick the 2k instead of letting it piss me off.
Fuck you guys piss me off.
He's in the chat. I thought he left. Yeah, he claims he did, but you know he's obsessed.
It is what it is.
Plus one viewer.
I think you broke the wood again.
Why didn't?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
Well, this is kind of soft, but whatever.
Then we're going to block off this, this.
Block this off.
Yeah.
Then one, two.
Yes, yes.
Then yes.
We're not going to break that one.
Yeah.
We're going to build this.
And then we're going to have to make it a very wide
remind that you got the block, yeah, and the ceiling block, right click the pink block, yep.
So like most of this is not all of it down, just like the bunch.
And then just go into this little, like, green edible, yeah.
Okay, you want to go three down, so you're going to go one more down,
and then you want to, this gold block, you want to get it,
and then to the right of that gold block, you want to, so like where you are right now,
Yeah, that one. Yeah, that's her bow.
Do you see how there's like an air pocket in the back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wanna block that before you let them in.
Oh, that'll wreck the bull to get sucked.
Yeah, like something's gonna get sucked.
Okay, that's pretty easy to, yeah.
And then you found all the bullets.
Then I'll try.
So give it all to them and then make sure they're fully blocked in the bottom
because you don't want your trades going everywhere.
It's like...
You probably see it.
And then...
Little stuff, but like I got there in the end.
There you go.
And then now you can loot the chest.
I don't even know if you looted the chest already or the double.
I got chest again.
I'm not sure.
And then if you're doing that,
you would wait for your trade
If your trade you're fully done, and you don't have 20 obsidian then you go to the top
But if your trades are done and you have 20 like in a real run
So I have to go up top
Yeah, it's not looking good here
And I'll break this and I'll be go to the top
Yeah
Yep, then turn again. Yep
Up there.
What if I don't have, what if I don't have $20 on the fucking stupid ass practice map?
Or what?
Yeah.
You can blame the map.
Blame everything.
That isn't you.
Cause it's...
Oh, $20.
Boom.
Three.
Alright.
Okay.
Again.
Let's get that cleaner, shall we?
Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
Let's get that cleaner.
And then, I don't know if you saw that I made a little Google Doc.
I'm just gonna like put all this stuff that I taught you in it so you can if you if I'm not away
Can you want to just like watch the fashion?
Yeah
That guy's playing a different game what that was fucking crazy, you know, no that was crazy
be honest that's like a one-of-one that's never happened like ever
I don't know what this is
but that was actually fucking insane then what the fuckers just came out of
nowhere
Those are these fucking...
Well, the thing they're also remember is the reason there's lava every time is because we have it set to lava.
Like I want to say like at least 50% of them are gonna be not lava.
That's good.
But it's good to practice the lava one because it's the actual hard one.
It's the danger, yep.
It's the one that actually is like mean something.
Where are the pigs?
Oh
There's like a few optimizations I could get you to do for this but honestly, they're not needed housing is so fast like to wear
It's a illy fine
I swear, like this is not like I
Probably think whatever you know what let's just do this
There
boring the worst part is that it was probably actually faster in the speed
rate yeah I know I know it's just so fucked
just fucked up isn't it
okay we're gonna get a little angry but we'll go up
and we're gonna go up here and then we're gonna block off I did it again
You forgetting but I go one two. Yeah
Sure
You mean just like mine
All right, come on down
down, two, three,
down, down, down, down.
You can make the hole there, I think.
Like where you broke initially.
Like, try the first one.
I actually don't know.
This works.
Like this is what I would do.
But I do some like, do-verse, like housing.
My housing is like the most like,
most outdated thing I do, so.
So, that's it.
What was it called, Mark?
Two of them.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Oh god, it's so soft
I have the idea I think yeah, I mean that you like you pick it up really fast
I feel like you you spam practice like you'll it'll be easy
That is the one you should try doing them is
There's this hole in the ceiling if you look straight down
Fall down and place to block like what you want to do is fall down and place two blocks under you
And then that means you can safely loot this chest without like a piglet
Shit that single you'd break the single one
Yep
bang and then
Lonesome I chat talking shit and he's just pissed because his coach has never called him the wrong no one
Actually, he's just so angry as it is
to three
With this you break it with this gold block
He's gonna get the extra space. That's how you remember it and then
And then we'll do this, like we'll be training all of us while I'm doing this stuff.
Tell me you're not inspired right now, cause you're a little inspired, right?
Surely?
It's the...
I'm getting up.
If I'm not there already, yeah, we're going up, for sure.
Why would we take that?
Coach worked for Donald Trump? I don't even know what that...
It's not that big.
Is it true?
Who the hell is this guy?
I don't even know who he is.
Uh...
Some might know him as Big Kyle.
That's Kyla.
Big Kyle, huh?
Oh, that's him!
I think I'm obviously out at this point, no?
Like, I'm gone.
I completely lied to you, but yeah.
Yeah, you're out.
Well, I was pretty quick, no?
Two minutes?
Yeah, nice.
Is that, like, big?
That was big.
That was massive.
I mean that's that. I like literally I'll have all those in the dock and you just like rewatch them.
Yeah, run this back.
I'll put everything in the dock. Don't, don't you worry.
Two by one. Let me go bang, bang, bang, bang. Finger on six.
I already forgot about finger on six.
Don't worry, I didn't.
That's what's important, right?
Yep.
Certified Classic.
Um, yep.
A little slow, but like gets a job done, no?
And then, yep.
Cool.
Ooh!
Okay.
Ooh!
Thanks.
Sometimes sometimes slow is speed you ever think about that it is
Sometimes that slow is speed didn't have finger on six
There's two types of speed. There's like hand speed and there's like brain speed, you know
And like you got to make sure they're the same speed I
I was I was out of order there. Well, I kind of run like a like a rank game or two
You good? I could try to give you some, I could try to lock my palms and just like we just blast through
Let's do a fucking run
No, bro
Do him two by one slow as a fucking inbred gamer instead of an L shape is so peace mode
I'm not even lying. Okay, bro, but you don't always have an L shape
Tell him, fruit, tell him. We figured out yesterday
Fucking tell him.
You...
can get scans very easily.
I've had some seeds and ranks that are literally, there's a one, two by one,
in the entire ravine.
Yeah, it's-
It's kinda, it's kinda, it's kinda bullshit.
Genuinely, who likes Ludwig?
What I'm saying, dawg!
What I'm saying!
You have the brain bot open?
Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, locked.
Get fine in the call? I don't even know if fine's around. He might be asleep, bro. Who knows?
If he wants to hop in, he can.
There ain't no way he's asleep. He's gotta be up. This is his time.
Let me...let me check.
Love me or hate me, you wa- God, Pete Weber is so fucking tough.
Love me or hate me, you watched. Holy fuck.
Wait, did LUN see the mechanically bottlenecked clip?
I really hope he saw that.
Okay, I'm gonna go get more water.
Yeah.
Tim linked it?
Oh, good job, Tim.
Good fucking job, Tim.
Oh, good, good job, Tim.
Good fucking job, Tim.
Wait, this is a chatter of mine!
wait what the hell
this is a chat if you beat me you're banned by the way
i have a chatter is sniping me
i came back just in time
i'm getting fucking sniped by a chatter
do you remember how to
to temple
i do actually
witnessed me
witnessing
we're gonna come up here
oh so free
what the fuck
Yeah, you're good. You're good. They're gonna see change. They're gonna die to this low key
That's your win con. Yeah, look
Wait, that's free. No, I just I just it's the win con go go go. Okay
Okay, nice easy way free win
Yes, yep, you have a free minute lead. All right
Let's do it.
Two trees is fine by the way.
The lava?
Oh, he's fucked.
He just can't win.
He's fucked.
15 wood is insane.
That's like really good.
Yeah, make just iron pick, stone axe, stone shovel.
And bucket, of course.
And also make your boat.
Make your boat.
Whatever.
I need to do two.
We'll get there
She is this like the play like no, this is absolutely the play
Like not letting it from like not resetting cuz he died like it lost all his items
Like I'm not just like some people would call you toxic, but that was that strategy, bro
I was gone! I was out of there!
What's up, Fienberg?
What's up, man?
Yo, what up, Fienberg?
Saw you in the queues, had to hop in.
Why are you so loud?
The game is already Legendary.
I'm loud, sorry.
I can fix you.
You can do that.
Oh, is it okay? Maybe find the issue?
I'll just move my mic farther away.
This is really funky, but...
That might spread everywhere.
I was gonna try to warn you, but you're too fast honestly the reason I didn't change is because there's like so much lava should be fine, right?
Nice.
There you go. Nice. Easy.
I need to use a 3 temple.
What the?
Oh, I thought this was the bad thing.
No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
So options 30 after we...
Which one's you're right?
Oh, that one.
yeah that one you can you can do that do the the other the other one that's like
right I mean this works to because you can do that you
read that you just did with one of your jingle keybinds the one you know Danny
Any boy still does it the old-fashioned way
Do you what we should
still goes to 30 FV. Oh my god. I got
What the hell is oh, they're just chillin
Those piglins are mine
That looks like treasure to me
And the fortress is over there? Yeah over there
Yeah, okay beautiful beautiful that's left of the right right of the treasure right at the treasure. Okay, John I got it
Barmy did you witness the first 30 seconds of the seed?
I heard about a little bit of a lot of situation
Something like that
This is a little weird for me
Can you have gold?
Heck if you have gold for your armor
A gold horse armor
That works as a distraction
You can just like
Yeah there you go
You can just jump
If you want
If you fucking send it
Oh this is scary
Oh my fucking god
You just fold instead
If you break that gold block
They're going to look at us
You gotta break that
You gotta put a block on the other side
Oh
Yeah, take it slow
That is a fucking never before seen way to get the gold
That is a never before seen say
That's off
It was! No, it actually was.
Okay, break like the block under-
Okay, that works.
That fucking works. It's okay.
Oh wait, why don't I do this?
Get that, and then fucking fuck it.
You know, blocks to break. I just taught you this.
Alright, you already knew this, actually.
These are the things you did, though.
That one. Yep.
Connect the things.
Yeah, fuck it. Four blocks.
Excuse me, fellas.
Yeah, yeah, just build two up. That works, one up's fine.
Alright, get in there.
I eat a mutton in a sec, just want to stay high in that.
Yup, I just want to go over here though, because they're a little slow and smog-ish.
Here you go.
You think so? Oh my god.
I think so.
Yeah, top left block, boom.
And then there's the block under it.
be two under
not check the chest first by the way
uh... the force was right at the trip of the church
i can confirm that statement
right of the treasure
W confirmation from from big fine bird big F big FB big F
It makes yeah, I didn't like
You're blocking it down here that works. I like that
You just block it up from the top
hold it a little like
that's cool
use the chest to empty your inventory
like gunpowder, slide, and stuff
um, get better blocks
i'll get like a stack of dirt on your bar
yep
there's string, there's gold
sorry fucking dumb and dumb are in the call, open the gun, do you need a gun for?
don't need these ones, probably not, but...
uh, no you should get them, 100%
go back to the chest, you left your uh, your fleshy
My flesh was
28 round flesh in that show yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 20 run flushes a fucking large number
Actually like
No
I'm so out of here like I'm so gone, but you actually you actually are you're actually just gone
We're going on that way.
So go right of the, so like 180 from where you're looking.
Left, whoa, my Jesus.
From where you're looking.
Stop aim walking.
Fucking 180.
All the side of the stairs.
This way?
That way.
Yes.
Was it that way?
Really?
I'm pretty sure.
I can confirm.
Yeah.
I didn't see the force of you.
Check this out.
Do it, do it, do it.
Oh!
Oh shit.
Uh oh.
What the?
Oh, hell no.
Just swim up and then you get a good pearl.
Yep.
Okay, get a block, a real block in your hot bar.
You sure you don't fuck with a 16 and T?
Oh, we have a stack of dirt out here.
Hell yeah, bro.
Okay.
Nice movement.
Love you.
Fuck that.
Sad if you saw this.
Okay, girl and then clutch.
Whoa.
Oh, I got it.
That works for you.
It's a W-plush.
Nice.
Yeah, go get that guy first, might as well.
Oh, there's a big guy there.
You can kill the bandit, it takes like half a second.
I'll call him a bandit.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Kill the bandit.
Hmm.
Nice.
Wait, the double, please?
Do we go to both of them here?
Yeah, get this spawner first.
It's gonna, when you arrive, this spawner's gonna...
Yeah, you don't have these spawns here.
That's important.
Yeah, some shit, yeah, nice.
Immediately go the other one
Fuck it and then oh my god
We getting out of iron with that one
We got to do some stuff here
He's graphing now. I haven't taught you TNT it's spawner yet. So this is fine
Also, we have an infinite lead
true for now
Brick brick me
Yeah
Hug the spawner when you do this
Yeah
We're doing is the dirt because dirt is fast dirt's fine, but you should use soul
Yeah, yeah, it's better for the fire and then also
So with the blazes
Oh
We're so locked in you can gap now if you feel like it alright, that's fine. That's fine. It feels you're fine
Whoa calm down little guy
I got these raids, what the fuck is this?
Like can we grow the fuck up, like this is pissing me off.
You just hit a little pearl clutch for the boys.
Hey yeah.
It's actually really a pearl.
When you run out of dirt, hit the pick block button on the dirt.
It didn't work.
Oh never mind.
You did it! You did it!
It didn't work.
Worse rates of all time?
What the fuck?
Hello?
How many blades did we kill?
Like 8, I don't know.
No more than 8.
After the 20th blaze, they all start dropping.
So I guarantee it's a boring game.
Maybe you're pretty close probably.
Yeah, I don't even give a bet, so it's fine.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna like, hold on.
No!
This doesn't work well, dude.
Okay, nice. Like that.
Alright, let's do our measurement before Mob starts to spawn.
Sure.
Uh, how do I do this?
There's another pig there, you gotta win the best of three.
Um...
I would love if you lost hires in case but it's fine. Okay. Yeah, that's fine
That's a bit that's probably within the numbers that
Looks good enough. It says
Go left seven so jump to the left like one two and then we'll like yeah, that's like that's like seven that's like seven blocks
It's like right here?
Not even close.
What the hell?
It's okay.
This is one thing we actually probably should try to get better at later in the future.
I agree.
This is something that Bitzel's like been struggling with too.
It's just like a weird movement to get.
That's probably a good move by the way.
Yeah, I would send it.
That's perfect, yeah.
And then just go get your fucking like collection.
Yeah, I agree.
my fucking collection you only need one more eye
yep you're in
can i get some food do you think yeah
that's plenty we're gone what's this me things
you don't like it
how long did you do that?
oh minus one
there's like a DIY chicken jockey in there
Jack in yeah, what's my going? I'm going 206
154 so I go a lot this way you know we're going just that way fuck it
Your face came is like perfectly over the cords and then your nimbus perfectly over the target a block
This is actually really fucking annoying
Yeah, like a targeted fluid, bro
I'm just gonna believe that you're at the right spot because like who knows man I can't even tell
206 154 I'm almost there give me a second 206 154 by the way yeah and then we're going down a lot
we're on the Y 40 or lower get ready to pro clutch just like think about it in case you like
see you all finger on five doesn't even like process what happened roge's
stone face the whole time no I literally do that though cuz I'm ready for it and
then I look at the calculator I was watching you I was watching your eyes
and like half that you're just glancing top left half the time
Yep, that mid.
Yep, just fucking, I don't know, just pick directions.
This is fun. I like this.
Is Prandtiv a concept you guys can kill Tackle, or is this just like a...
Probably.
Nah, this is not a sass. This is a sass.
How lucky.
This nav is ass.
Should we get some fucking food?
Flashy, bomb left.
Pro Overwatch players are a joke. Least skilled esports, says Ludwig.
That's just not true, bro. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I heard XUGC said it was the hardest game.
I mean, it's not the hardest game, but...
Oh, yeah.
I fucking stuttered.
It's okay.
The worst fucking eyes in the world are...
Wait, can you end it here by the way?
Can you do that?
I have to make my bed still be two gloves.
Yep, we do.
My bonk, my fucking head.
Uh, wait.
So I want to build north-south on the obby, right?
Is that right?
Yeah, so like from where you are right now,
you want to build on either the left or the right of the family.
Yes, yes, yes, I remember this
And then you want to go on the same side, whatever you placed it on
so like place it and then like 180 and
That this is
No, it's a perfect women. Yeah, you look at me remember
You have enough health right
Well, how do I keep aim walking and
I
Was this happen a lot of
Who know just careful I get perch any time so just crap more
Look at the dragon
I'm a fireball
You're good
But it's gonna be a PB if you perch right now
Okay, yeah, she gets it. Oh, yeah, what did you get yesterday?
Yeah, this first game on by the way
They do not pick block for bed
It's definitely it better if you commit to it, okay
You can always you can't fucking like be a shot and double click your mouse and then yeah
struggling with a kick block you can also rebind it to like a keyboard button
what's going on here
nope
patience uh maybe
get ready
yeah you should be on
get ready
uh right side
oh
that is just
Ah, so what's the solution here?
Um, you basically tweak the fuck out of your pick block so you can do what Ludwig does and, uh, drop all that Samaritan speed.
Do I just line this out, like, literally?
One down, one to the right. Like, make it new, like, shape. I don't know the exact...
Yeah, obvious.
How long does it take? How long does it take, though?
How long does it take, though?
Forty seconds.
Where the dragon is screaming at me by the way
She is
Can draw if you fail perch I'm so
oh well I did feel better to get off 5 bests of the bar bro I'm f**king...
let's just do this
okay so if you want to avoid that problem in the future see the three
abbey in the top right just f**king drop it and don't pick it up again and then
you won't like pick and then if you accidentally pick block it won't like
mess up this is one way to see invented strategy actually
f**king hell
your biggest competitor I don't know if you want to use that then uh it's
gonna yeah it might be like might be bad all right five guys a little
I might need to do some dragon practice here.
No, you got it. My perch also low key in like three seconds.
Wait, what do we think it was?
Oh, shit.
Oh, go. Right side.
What the fuck am I doing?
Oh, fuck you.
You hit that.
I'm fine.
Five at axe.
Oh my god.
Prodigy.
Yeah, you just wait for it.
Wait for it's head to shoot.
Just don't jump.
Oh yeah wait is that like a rare thing to happen?
Yeah, there's a lot of just like right. I'm actually miss this
a world
For a look at this shit, she's a lot of poor right here. Oh my fucking god you saved your shit
That's it. I was going instantly. I was instantly out. I literally said this is a win con
He's gonna see change and then five seconds later. He's he changed. It's just like it's funny. It's just my alright
I'll be right back. Wait
uh...
yeah
i'm a ridiculous and i don't know
we would even change it
looking dragon screaming at me
that is just not going to fly
all those are a great thing is a great thing is a great thing
good uh...
ranked settings
uh... sound settings uh... do you know it is that the breadth volume change
those like
ten percent something
Don't do zero. Do like five.
Oh, it's still a lot of stuff.
What the?
Oh, you can do it.
You put the slider?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
Wait, W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
Someone was on my PC.
Huh.
Villager.
Yeah.
Is that a shock?
Let me lower the ninja brain bot. Hold on, let me just like...
Oh, fuck, where is it?
Oh, yeah. That's what I was gonna tell you the other day about that.
Put it just in the middle right.
What the hell is that?
Well, when you want Tim to move his camp, like his facecam instead, you can see chords.
I guess targeted block is...
targeted block and i'm targeted by the sun yeah it doesn't need to be both some
people are saying turn off cam
i'm getting fucking slanted bro
ah god
ah god
rink's gotta add emojis in the chat
ah god
that'd be he though
it needs 7tb integration
it's gonna be shipwreck
i'm all in on shipwreck
A lava pool to kill him and I free win everything
If there's another lava pool in this I I might like leave
Smart
Pretty too freaky. I would it would just be scary. Yeah, like to know
Nice dead bush punch
Only the top 0.1% do that
I, uh, got you something.
Nice.
Oh.
I don't know what I got.
Diamond.
Hold on.
If you pick block, you can pick block like the sandstone on the walls.
Oh yeah, true.
That's a fun little thing you can do.
It's a fun little thing about minecraft. There's so many fun little things you could do
All over the world
What the hell's the freaking lava pool? Oh, I see it
It's gotta be into the lava right? Like with everything? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the lava
That's the lava for you. Also for these trees you can build up like a blocker
Just build up like two blocks next to them and then put the TNT. Also, we don't need to blow up three
Well if you blow it up like that you need to blow up three
Yeah
Yes, the wood there's wood back there and the hole
Wouldn't you believe it three diamond? Oh my god, I didn't realize I did that
How do you have four stacks of dirt? This is crazy impressed
Yes
Bucket iron shovels that acts. Boom.
The end boat. End boat.
What about food?
You can go to the lava pool and then get lava and burn animals because I don't know where the river is at all.
Yeah, where the hell is my water?
I think it's farther past the lava pool.
Yeah
Like it kind of looks like a little bit of a depression in the world there
Just go to the lot like get a lava bucket and bring it to the animal you can use that instead of a flint
Plus two sticks there you oh my god
Wandering traitor. No, that's a lot of my bro
Gravel there we go one and seven point five trillion with me
Oh
Nice
Yeah, perfectly average
So let's a pig burn for two two damage takes and then remove yep and punch. Well, yeah, what this works, you know
Yeah
Yeah, normally you want to like swap. Usually you would like an offhand bucket for this, but I don't really care about the play.
That's actually really fucking smart from you. Holy shit.
Also, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna turn you into an offhand food like one trick bro. Like offhand the food right now.
Yep, just keep it there. Hold on.
Um, get one of your four stacks of dirt on the hot bar as well.
It doesn't matter which one you pick by the way, like you said before, it kind of mattered
but it doesn't really matter.
Okay nice.
Okay and then we go bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
Holy fuck.
Dude.
Was that big?
Yeah.
MTSR player of the year.
Good one.
good one never made this shit okay we're good
pass that's bomb me in the bastion
you're right you're right you found it in the man wall
which one is this oh god what is this stables probably yeah
six stables in me so we need to go left up the stables
okay I don't remember that what the fuck is going on here
yeah so if you or you have no gold yeah right like here right is where the
stupid holos but like down yeah this is like the staircase thing yep that way
cheeky brun the key brand is you run bucket and you'll build your like three
there's a crossbow you're fine way brain lag oh you just fight him yeah don't hit
I like that, it's like, oh, oh, oh, yeah, corner, three blocks, yep, and, it's all coming
back to him, it's all coming back, you dropped the two dirt, yes, yes, one more dirt, yeah,
Yeah, I guess.
Make sure you have inventory space for these.
I'm sure that'll be a little junk spot.
Yeah, I'm really scared.
We'll have to extra walk, but we'll just pray that they don't get to you.
Okay, and let's break the door on the right.
Oh, my!
Baby.
And we place the door on the right so they can't play.
Uh, see a fucking smooth panel?
Yep, yep.
And then we got an old down here to get it.
Someone dropped.
Yeah.
You're probably fine.
I don't think they get it.
When you die here, it's like a genuinely impressive feat of the game block.
Yeah.
Oh, you said.
Uh, I think...
I don't think the sixth block is here.
That's awesome.
That's fine.
Getting what you got.
Hey!
You guys chill? Chill on me!
We got a cleanse for our cleanse now.
Yup.
Don't worry.
Don't leave you, you, you, you, you.
Don't leave you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
That's pretty good.
That's good enough.
Oh, that was intense.
Oh, oh, oh my god.
Wait, it's at the top.
You don't have to make a half a motion.
Nice.
RNG, dude.
Here we go, man.
Here we go.
All right, that's good.
I don't want you to actually risk throwing out a good item again.
This is bad.
All right.
and build up up up straight up the sky hold
That's not a post 14 go into the ceiling go look up
Up again
you pick it back up
no you didn't
are you gambling addict?
no
look he's kind of fire if you were though
no i got it
how tall are you, 14?
are we gonna go chest hunting?
17
i mean 17 we can leave diamond pit, you can mine 3
or you can like
it's probably faster than trying to like show you where every chest is
well why don't you get it on the first chest though?
okay
Oh, wait, what if it's triple, what if it's triple?
Yeah, go do that.
Go, uh, you just keep going forward, and then
I'll build up like a few blocks.
Oh, this is fine.
Oh, gee.
Hold on.
Just fucking go to the floor.
Hold on, don't you want me to cook?
Alright, whatever, bro.
What is happening here?
What is this shit?
What the fuck is this?
This is what we call self-inflicted time loss.
Alright, go to the floor.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on a sec.
up here now.
Yeah, right here.
You're going to get 10 obby.
Wow.
There's another one of these if you just
mine the nether rock on the other ceiling.
Like, imagine it's the same shit, right there.
You just have to mine the nether rock.
Mine forward if you want.
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
How do you know that?
How do you know it's left?
Down?
Because I play this game for fucking 10,000 hours.
If I didn't know it, it'd be really embarrassing.
That's crazy, by the way.
This is like the one part of the game that's consistent, by the way, like, the structures that do the same shit every time.
Yeah.
Okay, so now we're going forward.
And maybe I need to put one of these on. It's important.
And we're just going actually by the way, we're just fucking going on.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Boom.
Make sure you're adding the sound effect. I know all of you-
Have you got fucking air on that for all that actually was tiring.
Uh, smart check.
You whip a- you whip a fur honestly, it's like,
What is happening in this sport? How's that? I don't understand.
Is it a double four? What is this?
No, it's just overlapping like a fucking weirdo.
Yeah, it's probably there, I can't tell.
Wait, wait, it's got the dual, it's got the dual!
Let him, let him, let him do it!
Oh my god, that guy just fucking split the other guy off, I think.
He didn't look at the dual?
Dude, the comp then. Oh, you're in it.
You're in it, we know who won.
literally didn't even know oh my god yo what the hell why they got that fucking
frozen in time there's two dogs that start barking but then this is the
gaolins and it goes up you see that one yo yo here okay
Let the soulmate to be with you
That's a lot of wool
Sure fuck it will go to the corner now
I should probably blow this up, huh?
Yeah
Oh, I know what I'm gonna say go to a ledge and throw things off. Yeah, that's a good call
So no we were gassing up the four stacks of dirt earlier, but you could it's not really that
And we cured the wrong place we threw the wrong place that we tried so hard to keep
That's enough space
So now
How are you this is the wrong floor?
I'm saying.
He's delicate.
My right and left should be really nice right about now by the way.
What?
Yeah, it would.
That's right, you know what?
Do I need another brick for one of these by the way?
You can use blocks down or wood.
Oh yeah, that is it.
Sorry to remind them so, yeah.
Bang. Is that tough?
I know but I'm dirt is quicker and it makes me feel safer. I don't know what
every block at the same speed. Yeah, but I feel like slow on soul sign. I feel like you know what I mean.
It's like
Sorry, it's all right
We kind of killed the vibes there you're doing great man
How many rods that we have three boats of these rates by the way worst rates of all time like what is this?
Yep, Precraft, Precraft, Precapping this before you enter the overworld is faster because you overlap more blazes.
Ohhhh.
Where are you boys?
Blaze it.
Come on. Holy fuck, give me a two eye.
Give me a two eye.
What the fuck?
Yeah, perfect, okay, so I gotta go to the left three blocks like yeah, that's good
Oh my god one top this
Hey, yeah, boom
It's kind of not even bad that you're throwing to because you're not pausing at all
So you're kind of faster than yeah doing one and pausing
I guess you're throwing four eyes instead of two, so they're gonna break more often, but yeah
Your fire is is probably getting like it's probably like half up so
Negative 28 which is like that way
Hey, what is it? These are the worst rates ever, man!
Uh, get enter pearls on the bar somewhere.
Nice.
You can keep obsidian too.
Just like, remove your... yeah, that's fine. Like, that's fine.
I like that.
This little bar? Good.
It's looking good.
Are we out? No, we're not out.
Nope.
boop boop boop yes ninja brain bot is like cheating but it's like a proof
cheating so it's chill
oh he's out negative 20
somewhere over this way all the four to I think I just like run this way and
run that way now yeah you already like you pretty much already needs are right
right now yeah we're going to 214 okay yeah just take the highway then we
already have 42 what the fuck is going on this is literally the highway it's
the cords it's kind of sick though I'm looking at this more this totally has
to be two four yeah this is weird freak yes like you can pull down or I was
gonna speed bridge but yeah it's probably straight 14 like right there
two 14 exact oh oh that would have been chill so negative 42 to 14 yeah and make
sure that that's your targeted block coordinates on the right he's got a
I see them
How do you see it perfect look at this
What your face came on block? Oh?
Yeah, I'm blocked. I got like the top half of the number I can kind of like fill in the
Even time and take two of them shit on women shown all right this one top right trust the process
Fuck you bitch
oh my god you're not lucky oh shit yeah now we're in
let's hear it freak out well what is this some of these strongholds are kind of
fucked up no I don't like this yeah right maybe if there's you might you
Maybe very very good sense of when to turn which is good
That's you like very good
Like then the next big improvement is you want to be going places that like the rest of the stronghold is not at because the
Portal room needs space to generate if that makes sense
Like this staircase is probably bad because you kind of had a staircase that already went down
So it could be here it could be here especially now that there's a third fucking spell of staircase down
Yeah, I think it's not that here at all
I think you're dead. You're so deep. You should go back fully back.
Actually, like that, my apple.
No, we don't we don't fuck with apples.
How are you? Yeah, like my top right
calm was kind of like unlucky, but I think top left is actually good
because it's getting away from everything else.
That's kind of to the right here.
If you all the way back to the start, what the fuck is this struggle?
It's kind of pissing me off a little bit.
Yeah, here we go. We're back.
That's how love kind of gets away from some other thing.
What the hell is this shit, man?
Just go straight, I think.
There's light through this wood door.
Oh, god, this creeper's going to fuck us up.
Let's go up here.
We'll see.
It's going to be right there.
Oh, warden.
The warden?
Ah, yeah, it's right here.
Everything, yeah, on everything.
On Fiverr's life.
On everything, we're in the portal room right now.
Jesus oh my god
You are so bad at these oh, how are they always like in the way you're putting your fucking mouse there. Just look up
You're invading their like personal space
Yeah
So we're going north-south, so I'm gonna build it like on this side.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, here. I just read.
And then craft everything.
Oh, here?
Oh, you didn't do that. Oh, you did. Yeah.
You did do that.
Fuck it, no parole.
We should be chillin'.
me thinks
what i think i'm gonna do is get get you to have like pick block unlike
your keyboard
yeah i think about it
wait he's perching for sure she's perching
just find pick block you can literally buy it to anything
you might like
i have mine on b which is the most like a noxious key to press and it just
doesn't matter because it's like
do you press b with your thumb or do you press it with your thumb?
I'm gonna throw this at her, I'm gonna smash her with the furl.
So don't do that.
Oh yeah, you throw your obsidian and wait, good con, did you do that?
Wait, no, it's crying obsidian.
You did do that.
No, you already did it, you're awesome.
I have a fireball.
Can we purge? Like what are we doing?
Can we grow up? Oh my god. Oh, right. Come on. Can we get out?
Okay, but like what about a zero cycle? I got that in me
It's not worth your time to practice, but it'd be kind of worth it one and it's really not that hard
like the most basic is the basic zero is like
Yeah, well the current issue is that we do not pick block and you kind of
Anymore you low-key would have got like eaten
Okay, this might be
I can feel it.
There's a 4 bat, I can feel it.
I did that in a tournament once to BM and it knocked me out of the portal and I lost the match.
No way.
four years ago or five years ago so I would give it that I'm never fucked around
with it again you learn through fucking experience wait do you are like literally
eight no that is big if you're gonna pass Ludwig if you win this game you
past Ludwig so keep in mind the playtime difference here um yeah i do have a lot of playtime well
that's not okay yeah but like in the past five years i i got none
Yeah, let me go genetics
There's no point in trying to get better it is a genetic gap this is real
Fucking mechanical bottleneck that she was so funny mechanical
I
When boat I brought I forgot what the problem with boat I like fuck
You have to change your sense in
the problem is like it's um
Your DPI is like so
You could do it. It's not that bad
Like what you would have to do is like you're on 800 DPR right now. Yeah, I have to go to like
3200 and so in every game you play you would have to quarter your sense what if
I just had a DPI change on the bot like cuz my on the bottom of my mouth is a
DPI change button so what if I just like no cuz the promise the promise you
have to change your windows cursor speed hey make it feel the same yeah that's
that's I think that's the flying part honestly also I think it's just
We are with games because if you have like raw input on or raw input off it changes if it cares about windows
Yeah, speed or not, and then the good news is most games have raw input like settings, which is nice and friendly
No, you have a super light no
Yeah, the the deep the radar one does right the G pro I
Maybe I don't know it might have
the g502 has one fucks with the g502 I think this mouse weighs a hundred
grams is that the one I used to use oh no no yeah what's wrong with the g502 bro
hey gold player it's a gold player super epic username oh it could not be that
cool of a username if they couldn't fit it in the fucking character limit like
Come on be real. That's actually like
It plays simple nature by the way
There were like 2,000 players back in season three
Let me check what you know that was
um
Wait tell me that move wasn't clean as hell. I was good
Yeah, I get you on like some parkour servers
In season three he was
975 illa so he was literally below the start of you like because the placements usually just keep you at a thousand
Like the placements just enough to expletive account up to like a couple seasons ago
And so he was below a thousand he was ranked 900 there must about there easily were less than 2,000 people playing
Yeah, that's crazy. Now. I think there's like 25,000 people this season, which is
Do that again you can do it like a block
Are we thinking about that the woods in that hole?
What in the hole
My those guys
What same crap
Will you two cobble? Oh?
Go last go last. Oh, what's happening?
I'm panicking!
Okay, I gotta call her.
Bro, just mind dirt with a diamond pick.
Holy noob.
Why is Bro fucking getting blocks?
Anybody know?
Yeah, why are you stair casing up, man?
Can we try?
Where's the lava pool?
I don't know. Go get Flint.
Now.
Yes, sir
Wow, okay easy
Go like back towards where you spawn like back towards the temple honestly. What the hell are you guys zooming chill on me? Oh
The good news is this guy totally does not have food
Maybe seen that well
Unless he's just killing food at lava I guess
to go
to go by this guy's fucking already that he literally just entered with one
gap in twenty nine plus so it's a gold player he could die very easily
project is out is enough food for now
okay we gotta go we're good enough
this guy's a twenty two percent forward rate in the last six games he
four hundred four yeah nice good spot
are they looking good here
I think we did the thing where we didn't craft a boat again but
honestly I'll take the blame on that well it's actually my dad
uh... you know what let's just
I don't fuck with that idea
Yeah. Oh fuck. What the fuck?
No, you're good.
You can it salvage it all easily, easily.
You tongue a lot of just like just place them in the spots.
This is so tough, you know?
It goes bucket, right?
Real bucket.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah!
We fight through, that's what we fucking do.
Let's get in the nether!
Oh, that's bad.
That's bad, let's go!
Yeah.
Pause, auto-strati.
I'm just fucking...
Where?
Oh, god.
Uhhh...
A few more spins.
You're a Y84, look a bit more down.
Oh, yeah, right there, right there.
Okay, we're going this way.
Undelay.
uh yeah i go yeah i like this i like this i like this
uh don't don't go down there
fuck that okay we need to get you got it you have gold in your inventory
somewhere oh that's probably important huh
okay oh okay let's just do this real quick and then
Yeah
I'm sure cut the boat by the way forgot about that
Wasn't some here look I do that real quick. I just string up their way
Yeah, I know right leave it fine
Just I don't even wanna
Okay, you're pretty just found the batch
That's a little interesting.
I'm just going to go over this wall,
and then do some parkour, and we're just going on.
Bastion's got to be like right here now. I think it's got to be.
Like surely?
I'm going to say a bit more to your, like, maybe around this,
but you need to go definitely a lot more right.
Oh, wait, what? Oh, never mind.
Bridge!
Maybe it's, I don't even know what your other spike is.
Cool.
Oh, it's the four. I think I see that. Yeah, it's just the four. I don't see a four. That's
here, right? Yeah, like that. Yeah, I did see it. Actually, I have a lot of you. Sorry.
Apology accepted. No, only if I win this game. If I don't win this game, you can
Oh, okay.
Oh, I forgot we didn't learn...
I probably just skipped over a bridge, because your bridge was good enough.
Oh, yeah.
It's like...
Loki a bit chopped.
That fucking dickhead just...
Do you see what I just did?
Do I have to get that back though, bro?
Eh, well...
Oh, it's in the lava.
What can you do?
Burn this guy.
Wait, do I go...
How do I know if he's doing this?
Oh it's in the lava. What can you do burn this guy
Just get right there there's a triple on the right
From the chalice
These wavas block off the lava sources these like the two and then the two yeah
And make sure this staircase is like fully complete. Yeah
Okay, and then we're gonna go...
Wooo!
Uh...
Alright, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
What the... how do I fix this, by the way?
You can wait the Diagra timer in just like 20 seconds or something.
But, in the meantime, just eat, uh...
...the Diagra in about like 10 seconds.
You'll tell, cause they'll sell games like the Virtual Mill.
No pressure.
And then you just use
Like those guys are I think they're good. Yeah
You got some stuff to interest you how do you just get more things new?
Well, I'll give him more bull because I think they barely have it. Yeah. Yeah. You're right
You're right for sure. You don't like the two stacks in your bar
up here oh yeah you can definitely do that
that's like last sense and you're
finding a different way what is yo go to
your toes punch a piglet in your hole
in your trip home and then pick up that yep
Jesus painted my freaking ass these pig limbs
only one pump whatever yeah i think you just like some cost
policy we just let him go and then we we should go loot the other side of the
bastion okay what if i just like did this real quick though
yeah yeah yeah yeah like uh strength and crime sit oh fuck
Yep. You'll live another hit, so...
Okay, nice.
What the fuck is his Bastion?
If you have lava, just...
Ah, this is fine.
Cause like, I didn't want to re-aggro the boy.
Is this a skill issue for me? Like, what is...
Dude!
Nice.
Is this a skill issue? What is this?
You're fine.
You should just not be punching them.
You should just always, um, if they're in, like, a spot, like that, you should just cuddle a lot of them instead.
Okay, um, get the boots, yeah.
Your trades are probably like almost done.
I would just empty your inventory even more, just so you can go like plunge the trades.
Yeah.
Gold sword top right, chests, blackstone, all this bullshit.
They're stringing that chest.
I'll get back.
Oh my god.
My head hurts.
My head hurts.
Easy.
Flip farming saves.
Yeah, you got me, bro.
Yeah, am I going?
Right, 20 on the E. You threw out your entire obsidian stack.
That's so far, by the way.
Yeah, we're going, I think.
Nice.
Yeah, I think so.
Wait, what's fire?
That's fire, that's fine.
You can get that one.
All right, we're going.
Please.
Yeah.
So we need to go towards the chalice it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To the right of the chalice, I think.
Wait, what?
I have literally straight on the chalice.
Or he's just like the goat and I'm awful
I love these ahead of me, I don't want to lose I want to win
Kill this guy and there's a spawn right in front of it
I would just keep eating cuz yeah first
you should just always be eating cuz rotten flesh is so bad that it's like the only way
to make it okay is you eat every single time you go down nice oh I think you're good but
you find this is kind of scary to bed no that's fine just keep eating wait what
yeah you can you can craft your beds and like it depends on the rates like we'll
see you might as well try to get it okay um um um um um go to a ledge throw
your stuff in the in the off cliff yeah yeah yeah yeah bye bye bye bye
I think you like
All right, that's fine
Yep, kill these guys and then go back and then
You already find rock I wouldn't I wouldn't even blaze that honestly
I would just try to overlap as much as possible. So like beds and then portal now. Oh
Yeah
Give me 7.
I would just leave him. I would just leave him. Yeah, use his time to overlap your portal.
Yeah. Wait, I need- I need- I need-
What do you want to meet?
Your fires is also probably, like, really low.
So do your calls.
Yeah. Get this Ron and blast him off, and honestly, just like, just blast him off.
What the fuck sucks.
It was just like cringe when it's a fucking ocean like you know what I mean?
Like this is just pissing me off.
A little bit.
Because like the ice you have to go get them in the water.
It's boring.
Okay, um.
Boom.
Bang.
Bang.
Wait that's a per- that's one eye.
That looks- that looks really good.
And then we're gonna go to the right so
do I just jump in the ocean like boat?
You can bridge out a few blocks if you want to stay up here.
Like just like, get like Netherrack and then just diagonal bridge like two or three blocks.
He's in the- yeah, what the fuck?
This guy's owning me!
This guy's fucking cooking.
Wait.
Yeah, I'm throwing the other one.
No, it's not me chat. I know I got quiet.
I'm not helping out super epic username, this guy's just fucking on the run of his life.
What the fuck are we supposed to do about it?
I have to get these pearls right?
Yeah
One minute bro
We'll see
Wait
Yeah, it's fine. We can just go up
This guy's fucking fast
I know bro
We're not that far behind
Remember that
He's not the worst nav ever
Now! Give it to me!
I need a fake
First for fire, I'll get everything I can do.
Where am I going?
Uh, minus 169.
That's this way.
Yep.
Lots of fucking.
Just fucking jump through a pearl over there.
What am I going through?
302 and something else?
Follow the path.
Follow the fort path for a bit.
No, no, the long one.
Yeah.
Long boy, long boy.
Oh my god, look at this fucker.
I don't even know if I don't even share about him as a human being.
He's not a human.
He's a skeleton being, bro.
I should literally like brings you to pick up what you're picking up
I work air fire
Just like pull down there's like a landmine should pull down this rain under you and you're on this rain
Wrong fucking way
oh my god you're so right 96 and then i gotta bridge this way now
yeah but you're not like five blocks it's four blocks
right here just build on top build on top okay that's fine
i'm gonna lose
oh geez
I don't know what to do with these.
Yo, Winston Ave.
Winston Ave?
Let's see top right.
Hey, it's not down here.
It's not right it is.
I heard it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's not over.
Oh fuck, why don't I grab?
I'm walking.
Alright.
He's going for half though. If you get to inch the perch, then you're just better and luckier.
I want it to be an easy zero, because then this guy could have like run for it and puff it up, you know?
Purchases are like...purchases are kinda random.
Like, if you half though the same amount of crystals as your guy or whatever, I think it's like this similar...
I don't really know how it works, something like that.
that drop them with a finnaby bro you're going for a raw perch battle it's
completely random
you can stand a bit farther back just a little bit just like yeah like past the
towers is like a good like a rule any further is nice but like you are high
up. Come on. Oh my god, I see the vision. Oh man. Go that way Perk!
I
There are two rounds and
Maybe they died
I wouldn't want to die.
I wouldn't want to die.
Damn it!
Damn it, wait, so how, bro, how are you guys so fast?
Well, remember when you fucked your portal and you lost like 30 seconds?
Our bridge is just kind of chopped.
Like, that bridge is maybe the scariest part.
Click on the magnifying glass, you can see.
Where they gap you more than you've got them.
I'll check if you love the street.
Look at the comparison numbers.
Yeah, there was so much
Well, you thought you'd literally fucked your portal and then you couldn't find lava for like 30 seconds
Yeah, it's true
No, I'm not finding lava thing is like
You seem to you kind of need to orbit your like if you have a temple for example, you need to look around the temple
You can't drift off too far. The temple is the earth and you're the moon
All about the orbit
I mean otherwise like mostly fine like the fort was a little
The port was honestly made one of the best parts. You didn't even place Betty there. You just got like good rates. So it's fine
Yeah, I mean
Yeah
So that's my first L man, yeah my first L
You uh, I gotta get you on a better bridge route. Yeah
Bridges like the one bastion where I should in this tournament that I should definitely just teach you two routes
You need to just practice and stop queuing rank
You're bored with natural talent and groomed by two of the best minecrafters to do it and you're throwing it away
Because you're not diligent and don't practice pathetic dog
I did practice, but now we have to put that practice in to an actual scenario
Don't want to raise value. I think he's just copying a message you got in this chatter
Oh apparently he just downloaded the practice map today
Oh
Wait a minute clocked his ass
Also, why is this guy's name trolling you?
What if this is like a secret fucking top runner on like an alt account that I get fucked? Thoughts?
Those famously aren't allowed unless you're a really popular top runner and are from the Abbot and that's nice of you.
And I haven't heard of this guy, so...
Village! Villages aren't possible to fuck up.
That's not true.
No, you actually can't fuck up a village. I'm gonna be so serious.
Lava, what the fuck is this village?
found how is it desert village what there's gravel on that that is that is
actually that's actually impressive this is a desert village get this yep but
this seat is legit one of a kind that's fine all good it juggle juggle juggle
but how is it this like not always it does over there what the fuck I guess
it spawned over there that's so weird just get to you that's all you need to
Yeah make pick shovel. Oh, it's fine. Yeah
What the fuck
Shit out of me, bro
Evening a fucking shovel. It's fine. Yeah, fucking kill you kill this guy. You would you have to kill this guy with the axe?
Oh my god
Fucking bum
I think it's the first time I've ever seen anyone kill a gojoer in a row
Get one now, get one now, get one now
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
No you're right, you're right
Go to the big tree, big guffy tree
To the fat ass tree
Oh my god
Oh you fear fine you're fine
Aw there's no fat trees
No
And I saw gravel, there's gravel in the village
Oh my god that's scary bro
Why is he fucking scaring the shit out of me?
Just get the gravel that's literally right here
What the heck are you?
Okay
Gravel under you
What even scared you the fucking loud out like all the vines broke the once in a
You're drowning yourself
Get some of these beds go into two of these houses and get beds
Yeah
You're dying to like Tuesday
Yeah once you kill this guy go in the house where those villains are making out on the
left to the bed yep I won.
Okay wow that was crazy.
I just lost like three seconds it's gonna cost me, check me out.
You get this bed to go out and then go straight lava straight
It's funny patients
My house is crafting a decent or what?
Yeah
No, it actually is
just like yeah it's all right i get it am i gone yeah i'm actually gone well i
should be like on you
okay
my cell is down from here
there's no gas
here
oh, over there
it's gotta be that way
I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that, that, go
this is annoying, can't lie
I guess we go up
Yeah you can go up. I like that. I like that.
Off-hand food? You guys are right. Yep, my fault.
I hate soul sand valleys. There's just too many mobs and it's stressful.
You did a good work of circumventing the issue.
Look, the bastion should be like, oh maybe you went, oh okay I was like, you could have went to a fake spike as just like 10 million people.
What the hell's up with all these like fucking zombie pigmen? What is this? What is this?
I was thinking, I think, oh me? Ah, you have your stables. I have stables. Yeah.
Yep, go to your left.
Smoked.
Yep, send it.
Make sure you get all the bottom you block off the three behind.
Perfect, easy.
It's uh...
Yeah, the hole, the two blocks, yeah.
Um, let me...
We...
We...
Yeah, and...
Wrong one, but...
We all think we're on the ceiling block, I think.
I think maybe there's one more forward.
Oh, they found a way.
Okay, they found a way.
I need you guys to get in the hole, though.
Gentlemen.
Oh my god, I'm not throwing it in, that's a problem.
He didn't even pull full attack.
I was going to burst it on wood, so now they're stuck down there.
It's totally because he broke the last one.
Chill! Chill! Chill! Chill!
Oh my god.
It's like...
Oh my god, you're so bad.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm gonna get him.
He blocked.
Oh!
Holy shit.
You are weak enough, Larry.
You're close.
Alright, with more lava going by the way.
Oh.
Okay.
This is fine.
This is actually okay, right?
Oh!
Oh!
Wait.
Yeah, get the goal here.
Genius.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Genius strategy.
I was like, stop building from the- with the wood now.
I'm gonna run out.
Look at that.
Nice.
Okay, um...
Just start building.
You can like, lava there.
Yeah, you can even wave it out, huh?
I like this.
Oh my god, you guys ever see some show of medicine?
What the hell's going on?
I'm scared.
I think they're the Agri, I hear they are the Agri.
Okay, you want them?
Don't break that.
We'll backfire them.
Hey fellas.
Hey fellas.
That's fine.
Wait, actually, it kind of saved though, no?
They'll trade it to the corner.
If you throw all the gold in the corner.
That might work out.
Let's go.
Oh my lord, I think I have some chest now right?
No no no, I'm back.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, no you're right.
Sky blocks, sky block.
Oh man, they're gonna get more mad at me though.
Okay.
Or nor.
There's no block here?
I'm lucky I was there.
Yeah, I'm lucky.
What is happening?
Dude, you've created a new situation.
This is like so fucked, by the way.
I'll just go and check these far away from Daggar or something.
What the hell is this, man?
I meant to run the side of the little practice again at some point, wasn't that?
Yes.
I'm not your coach but I'd have to agree we're currently blocked off with two
different types of planks and somewhere that I am oh shit
this is gonna be evil trying the back that you know this unless there's
triples check the triple first I guess don't worry I can figure it out back no
no no actually no that's he's in a single right now check this out oh yeah
if you went through like the weird hole
what is this this is also a single chest yeah that's it's a down in that
corner
No, so there's more obvious guaranteed because I only had four
Shit go back to like kind of where your trades were
Like go down onto this thing where the piglin is and then and turn around and from the piglin go left
Look where the piglin is looking and look go left
Straight yeah down left
what okay there's a lot more chests okay
go back to the staircase the gap staircase
that would be like down here I think yeah you can you have 30 bread you can
tank any fall honestly just like they're cutting off cliffs I just know
this other guy struggle until he has to be this is the one money
Oh, okay, do you even know where the fort is?
Nope.
I haven't even put you a pie jar yet.
Pie jar?
I forgot how to open a pie jar.
How do I open that shit up?
Do you know how to find a fort with it?
There's something that you do.
You like open it and then you have to lower your chunks.
You can just press the wide key or whatever you have it on and just try to see if you
see it.
Oh, that's the wrong...
Oh.
It's doing a full spin.
No.
There is no way.
No, there's no fort.
And I'm getting shot at.
Open your F3.
109.
Oh, you're very ambiguous chords.
You can go this way.
You just don't even know how to do it.
Wait, it's right there.
Oh, nice. Perfect.
Yeah, it literally either had to be this way or to the right.
This is kind of making me angry.
This fucking soul sand.
Yay.
holy bro stables fucking sucks true true what's the hardest bastion to
navigate it stables
you guys the mystery field found out the fire is scary
I was like you saw a spawner just go up here and then spawner is like you're
right
yep
try that in a wing
you're gonna curl with like the lower lip a bit
I'm a little scared though
okay
well not boys
wait that's far too far
you can
you can go now
there's a one for a way
Oh, but uh kill the wither for just kill him. It's just one
You literally cranked a 90s on a single
that was like that was something to watch that was nice thing out to cobblestone to
cobblestone top-middle inventory yep he's that
Yeah, that's fine, that's good.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
Kill him first and then deal with it, because you want the rod trap.
Nice.
Boom!
Okay, now we're gonna start building a soul sand immediately.
Yes. Also, do the back first.
The back first is nice because you can't get spawned on really if you see the back first.
Side first is just scary as fuck.
No I get it.
Also do like two in the back, yeah.
Two in the back, one in the sides is like that's good and like that and then anything
else is like extra.
Okay now we're gonna start building our portal.
Help!
Help!
Help!
five rocks
fuck
how many rocks do we have?
six
six that we use
wait, wait for it, six
wait, wait, wait
seven!
you got it right there
maybe
seven!
alright, fuckin
you got it here
you're a whole one split ahead and so
because it was really funny
the mountain dew was really funny
no the six seven was really funny but
you could have been drinking funny mountain dew
i'm not drinking mountain dew at five and i'm drinking mountain dew at three in the morning
whatever that might land on a cactus that'd be impressive it did that's good
okay I'm gonna go to the left nine blocks which is in a river though just go
pass the river ran the edge it's like it's like
fuck did it go oh wash my mouth with a thing
uh that's so weird annoying
minus like seven eyes but we get the measurement we get the 100% at the
end of the day so just fucking go
I'm just trolling your kid, he's not going blind again
Oh yeah, get some 3, you don't need any more
You have 12 after you get the 3
Yep
Guys now I have to go to negative 212, 186
Okay
Uh, fire is the key
The key?
When you get that
That's the way
Fire is the key
Eeeh
Uh, so negative 9
Yeah, that way, straight that way
We're going to negative 212 and then 180
So we're just going
Follow that follow that.
It's a little scary because we're like in clothes but like whatever.
Your opponent moving at Ludwig pace? Yeah.
Yeah.
We're moving at super pace.
Which is tough by the way. Let's go for it. That's tough. It's a tough pace to move at.
Um...
This is like not optimal but...
I think we commit to it honestly and then you purl forward like to the
In-bit. That's not good enough.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You got it.
You're like almost there.
You're gonna go up though, huh?
Yeah, I would say out of the strip mine, if you're close.
Like, just strip mine at strip-
Yeah, strip mine like ten blocks forward,
and then like twenty blocks to the left.
Oh, it's too- twelve.
Okay, I mean this is fine. This is fine.
you're already at the right Y level so yeah it's fine wait that's not a I was
gonna make a trap door I was gonna make a trap door and then like it's silly
with it but it was a lot about mining with the trap door it's pretty good at
that does he I don't get it yeah I don't get it either no I know it's between me
and buddy you found a lot of you only sometimes whatever the hell that means
way this is this is it ready yep yep yep I spy on three two you should go
bottom right you should go bottom right because there's three pathways that go
left so bottom right opens up the most like new area
holy fuck what is going on what the fuck is this shit
I heard it I heard it I heard it I heard it I heard it
was that a spider I heard uh what
oh look at this oh my god look at the
there's like a meter of four
that lava pool was kind of tough that you ran over
one two three four
shit if you did three out can't you like
the roof um you can always pull through the roof um you have to use f3 and then
I'll tell you what the height is yep
there's a literally no reason for us to learn that because we're not doing zero
what's a b-52 chat what's a b-52 is that like a sports car does love everyone
visit me in a sports car what's a b-52 is that a threat oh wait he's gonna we're
gonna fly around in a fighter jet yeah I think you want to bomb you actually
empty your inventory of it what's a fun hello that's not a nice thing yo fucking
across the bed
there we go
we are odds of adrenaline right now
oh it's like a history lesson
he has a B-50
and he's just trying to teach me about the world
because I'm so young
I don't
I don't
I need to be so old and
not wise
don't
don't
licks are not wrong there
One 720 today so far.
Wait, so if the dragon shoots you just build just one block?
Just one block up. Like after it hits you, motherfucker.
So that's your fault even though we answered your question kind of correctly.
We'll take half the blame for that. You can make it back.
It spreads out when it hits you so you jump
And it hit you in the air and then you...
Okay, wait hold on.
Are I gonna...
Negative?
212... this way.
You can actually make it back, I think.
And you don't even have to go through your little, like, one by one, or your little stride.
Wait, problem though!
I have to get some blocks because I...
My end thing isn't okay.
That's fine.
The ceiling will be maybe, like, repaired by a block or something.
Maybe it won't.
I think you should be able to get out with like 10 blocks. Yeah, I'm just gonna blame
Feinberg for that one and call it a day
Okay, I'll take it. Yep
I'm down
But what was the nav and that is great
It's like bottom right and then there was like freaky lava pool and then I'll remember it. I'll come back to me
The bike that's right here. Oh fuck. Oh my god, I'm in combo
It's gonna be fine
Yeah, but do I have to wait? Oh my god. Oh my god
Honestly and try to like
You're gonna have to do you have to do what's calling miracle here and I mean he's still fine in the stronghold though
Like on the lobes this should be fine
On the lips you witness
Just take like a heart tactical fall tactical fall. Oh my god. Look how fucking clean he was no
Oh, damn it, 1286.
Uh-oh, I spy.
Oh, fuck.
Winnable still.
Winnable still.
Nope.
Um, they gassed.
I guess you go this way.
You want to fall down to your left?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Cause you're almost lined up on the X.
You gotta be lined up on the Z.
You want to go back to that strip mine?
Yeah, uh...
Which is like a fit here.
Like, you'll be fine.
If Trollin' you enter the end of the next 20 seconds he streams sniping.
There's no way.
strong that only saw by absolute goat never a bourgeoisie uncompany no
possible a gold one player it's the strong for sure unreal wait actually not
the worst way to get back
if I knew back this guy would be sick
oh right that how does block come back to us holy shit I stuttered
all right the bottom right off spawn and we'll figure it out yep what's on
Bro the other solution, if you committed to the iron bar you would have broken fire by now.
You also might have to punch some blocks that you used to build up, but that'll be fine.
I was a bit mad there.
Okay, okay, okay.
Attack, attack.
At least it's another act though.
though if it was oh my god in the end oh fuck maybe you have more time tick
down your first get to your shit a set a set it's to the not even joking what's
side of it on it's on the right side yeah I believe you on the right side of
history here fellas oh my god back for the last last game wait don't don't
It's not over but save!
Pause I was here watch it that could be
That could be
Dragon's fucking pissing me off by the way it's trolling you
Wait hold on
It's not yet
You need a mint you need a bro just bottle up some dragon's breath fuck. Oh
Yeah
Left side
Oh my god bro.
Jesus Christ.
Let's go.
Good run back. Like let's actually think about that if that should happen in the event.
Like good run back.
That's a good game.
You actually got back.
Oh my god.
Significantly quick on the time.
Wait if I win one more I'm gold.
We got to go one more now
Yep, yeah, we got to go one more
Let's go at Ludwig could never first time chatter. We all think this by the way. We're all thinking this
Reset the bot true true
Double true tracks do
I mean, that was scary, no?
Yeah, I mean, you made it happen.
That's all that matters.
Smart. I don't want to punch you anymore.
Hey, thanks, bro. Don't punch me. That's not very nice.
Thanks, bro. Don't punch me. That's not very nice
Yeah, it was a blistering 24 I took a shit and you went from the end of the overworld what speed
All right. Oh, you're so lucky. I got a game. I was about to pull up a fucking. Oh, you're so lucky, bro
Big ice bear zero underscore zero isn't I spare that one guy from that show we bear bears everyone
I'm talking about that show was awesome. Nope
I
See some yeses in the chat
Plays me no old-ass bro, I'm 23 let's person is play 570 matches by the way
They're still 9-3 that means they're you play you literally play they can this might be your 10th match
Or something you could be diamond and the game's just calibrating like this game might not even be close
Yeah, I'll just get a village first.
If you're near the hay, yeah, good, good, good.
I was gonna say, you might as well punch it if it's in your path.
Just not come back to it later, you know what I'm saying?
I do, I actually smell you.
Alright, that's good enough, nine's good enough, boom.
Grab me your right bed.
Alright, it's fine, all good.
Where's the fucking thing over here?
Right there.
Oh, fuck no wood.
This is kinda ass, it's not gonna get wood, no?
Yeah, it's fine. I don't want to bother telling you the crappy tiglaosons
Is there a room portal in the desert though? That'd be crazy, right?
If we just don't fucking kill the golem
I definitely have to kill the golem, you think?
Wait, they're fucking... they're leaving me in the dust. What the fuck is this?
Fuck you
Don't worry about Ice Bear, don't worry about him
Should actually... I'm like looking for a room portal so hard
Oh, I see, I see, I see it
That's the lava pool
Yep, the lava pool, I meant
Holy fuck ring so much
Imagine if we could coach like in-game like our little more Minecraft characters come around and like punch him when he's doing something wrong
Make your boat now and your food now
Yeah, you get your wood now because the village is in the desert.
Bro, this is like the fucking- This is like the most ass shit ever, no?
Yeah, it's kind of bad.
Let's go though, if you hear your wood to the right, then you get your flint early.
That little river over there and then you cut back to the lava pool and it ain't even matter.
You give this tree.
I get the next tree too I think.
Yeah, and this is fine.
Go to the river.
Offhand food, you're so right. Oh my god you're so right.
Where's my fucking flint?
I don't have a bed, this is how it's all about.
No bed.
Get lucky, get lucky.
Get the glory to the street.
Just freakin' bring it with you.
Honestly.
This is an ass seed, can I say that?
Yeah, it's a safe space here.
Alright, but like, would you agree?
Yeah, the seed's low-key annoying.
Wait, but I don't need, I need to go get water.
There's water here.
You need to go get the golem.
Exactly, I know they're not bucket. There's water in the village. Yeah
They have resources they're a thriving civilization, but I'm gonna kill their protector and leave them stranded here
But you want to know God tech you build up with for the golem with gravel and then you mine it on the way down
That is actually fucking god's sake
Wow
This doesn't work also gets you beds when you're dead. Oh, no, no, please, please
No, what's the point seriously, that's not sick. We just like canceling it
Let's see what I can do
Thanks, bro.
Wait, water bucket.
Water bucket.
Wait, don't fuck with me.
Can I just sell fucking? Oh my god.
I think I remember doing that like you trade for emeralds
and one of those guys can sell you a bucket.
Yeah.
But you don't get emeralds quickly.
What the fuck?
Oh.
What the fuck is this little portal for fucking ants?
A lava pool for ants and what the hell?
Alright, they're ahead of me but I'm not moving too honestly if I can say that.
You're not moved.
You're moving.
Look at this fucking portal.
You got a little flint still, right?
Oh, you are correct.
Yep.
I had the 2x2 mine.
There you go.
Just, yeah.
We'll just hope it doesn't do that.
Jesus Christ.
Like, what the fuck is this, man?
Lava. And then off-hand bread.
Give me, give me, give me something.
That way.
Screen shot.
Off and bread.
Now.
Bridge bastion.
I see the chalice.
I see the chalice.
I also see the chalice.
Use your wide thing.
Look to the floor as you're running.
Oh, um.
Oh, I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
Boom.
Big calm.
Fucking go.
Wait, during the event are you guys going to be like in our ear like this
or is it fucking are we on our own?
Oh, I don't know if I'll be allowed to
I'll see what I can do
Motivated by anger
Holy shit, what a shot
No, but like if you're not playing one of my players like it can't be the end of the war
It's just like listen in and if I happen to be unmuted like what could like
Not bad to good
You boots
You go right anyways, yeah, it's double single pocket
We don't know a real route for bridge yet, so we're just gonna do super out which is a
right here, no
Haven't been extra having new banks right it's too late bro. We're fucking into the sauce where the pigs
That's what happens when the bash is homeless.
Go down, look down.
If you make a hole down there and then break a gold block, then they will all fall.
And especially, we can do a little difficulty toggle as well.
We get a little safe spot.
This seems fucked.
You can hide in the hole in the wall.
And then you can block yourself in.
This is such a...
It goes fucked.
Yeah.
I toggled it hard.
Oh!
I'll do that later, but that's fine.
If you dig, just dig down one block and it'll all figure it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not like that.
Dig down another actually too.
Oh wait!
Yeah.
You gotta pick up that little like, bait...
Shit, you gotta figure it out.
Don't figure it out.
No, figure it out.
I think they spawned it a little bit in a whole second, but I think they all fell down, so...
I'm good.
You can make it a 2 by 1 hole.
Just expand the hole by one block.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Holy shit.
Alright.
Oh, you guys want to join?
Would you guys like to join this party?
this is
Curryway was not doing this back in the day
I don't think it was like this back in the day
Curryway and I did this once
Okay, you got a chill girl, like I'm trying to hook you up, but
Lay it, leak into the ground, look at the leaks all up on the little pig
Jesus
Just walk up
Okay, oh my god, I already figured out where the, oh the, the port is like to the right of it, okay.
Alright.
Um, I'm actually just like, not going to have no string.
No string.
Give them the gold.
You're holding 50 gold.
It's not that good of a deal if you care about not completing the run.
Okay, let's go empty, but, let's go empty it more.
Okay, good work.
okay good work familiarize yourself with where the fort is i think it's to your right like 90 degrees
your mouth is so tiny there's gotta get ready to fix that i know i think you're like like it's to the left
now so i don't find it
any string guys any string you got enough of me hello
12 more gold could be any one oh my god look at this string
You can save the bed you got from the villager on me to use it for the rest of the day.
It can be conservative.
That's an option.
Was there out? I would just jump in and like, cause there could be like a trade in the middle.
It's like technically not in a corner.
Excuse me fellas? Nope, we're out of here.
We have five beds, we have five beds.
Alright, um...
Other way.
Yeah, you can just go back to the chalice
What should be here left yeah, it is correct
Yeah
Yeah, that's so I'm gonna fuck the left. Yeah, by way
You're not gonna have a good angle on it. Yeah, it's like behind you just kind of throw a prawn. You'll figure it out
Yeah, yeah, it's like it's literally exactly where you're looking at the behind the wall
How do you guys like remember all this shit like in real time dude because we're
That's our job
That's like that's like the entire skill gap of the game to be honest because
All the like route stuff you can practice so much that it becomes automatic so the entire rest of the game is like
Like well while we're in a bastion
It's completely solved and then we spend two minutes thinking about the exact pearls to throw us the fortress
And then if you do it wrong you lose. Do I save my bedstere though?
Yes, yeah, I don't think you should use your bets on the spawner because you only have five
Yeah, probably nice hit nice
You don't in first place
Juke peace out, bro. Nice. Bye
No place that remember you got no
We're gonna do the fucking some honesty and we're gonna start digging this shit out
Yeah, you really chasing me
Yeah
see if it spawns like it probably smells like
4x4
try to spawn the same amount like unless there's like crazy obstruction or something
i should probably start digging out that spot
okay you've imitated obby infinite infinite what the fuck we're rebuilding a new one
all right
Okay.
What are you building, Ewa?
31 is infinite.
31 is totally infinite to a 2 year old.
Those kids can't count more than that.
They would think that's just infinity.
At what point is 31 like a countable number?
So I thought they got this floor.
I'm fucking... I'm blinding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have no high res. Alert.
Alert solved.
Where's my fucking...
Oh, I'm sitting in the rock in the ground.
This is bad, this is really, really bad by the way.
You can do it too.
Wait, first tried that?
go right or right left right four ball okay wait so what if I just like yeah it's
fine it's fine you should go more than four blocks you should go like that's
fine this is good I like this I'd rather be safe than sorry that's a lot
better um those are fairly we could gamble i mean it's probably faster than
dealing with whatever the fuck else you have to do they're all like okay we're
gambling let's gamble let's gamble we're gambling we got we got time to fuck
around bro ok wait where oh shit shit brother I'm getting smoked here every
time you're going away from gold the demons log on though yeah
I know, but the race gotta be good at 30 for that fast, right? They have to be, like, surely.
Uh...
I should get all three right around here. I'll just follow it.
One. Two.
Three.
Okay, so where am I going? Oh, 174. This way.
And that way.
This is so far. It's just over. I could just...
just yeah well I can be bad enough they could die they could do something stupid
if they beat me up so I call them a cheater I don't know yep that's good bro
174 perfect you're already at 174 yeah I'd throw straight I'd keep aggro pulling yet
oh that hits a pig oh boy is that actually aggro if that hits a pig yes the aggro the whole
matter dude
so like right
74
right here
oh my god oh my god oh my god
fast fast fast fast fast fast
maybe they're not as
oh my god
oh that's not good
uh
Nothing of the fire was a resident run out and then they were just give lava there
You could you get some the draw vote
How do I do that
Like at this point like there's no reason to not like you know what yeah you would reset
I mean like that surely you just forfeit here though right like surely like there's no way
you play this out right like am I crazy?
No there's people that like go for no forfeits and they will like even if they have like
a catastrophic late death so just like force it but you fucking do whatever you
want honestly I'm not gonna blame you if you die 16 minutes with none of your
stuff recoverable and your opponent is in the end I'm so sad but he was
literally like on 40 I'm pretty sure by the way like that like that was that the
last block before forty and then it fucking
hope i'm not there
holy word we have
all
i think i would actually caught up to what's so tragic
you've been well i think i'm looking at the
i want to check though that fucking uh...
i want to check what the stronghold is
i was trying to uh... and i spent the last two minutes i
went to these exact chords in a random seed and tried to copy your exact angle
and i think it's the one on the top
i was trying to like fake measure eyes because you were like off a little bit
so i was trying to readjust it
figure out which one you'd be i found pretty sure it's on the top
you were getting the chords too fast like i i only had it by the time you're
already building your portal i was trying to like
It's kind of a fucking crack, you know?
That's insane.
That's insane. No, yeah, right?
I'm too locked into that.
Because you were like a little off on both eye measurements and like, I just, it's surely one of these two because the other percentages just fell off.
Oh, I ripped!
Oh, why did I have to throw your eyes? I'm so dumb.
Okay.
I didn't realize it was running out like that.
I didn't either, clearly.
It's a little silly.
Make a boat.
Yeah, a boat.
I mean, maybe they'll die and lose everything.
Look at, like, right?
Like, maybe that's, like,
truly they're not about to go win right now.
One of the mid-off scams took an hour and five minutes
because the guy who had a 15 minute PB,
I'm pretty sure died in Foldery set 36 minutes in
after fucking up the end fight for 15 minutes already.
Oh man.
And he was playing on Saikunno
who had like no practice beforehand
and was getting live coached the whole thing
and it was so fucking close.
Yeah.
It was legitimately like a minute away from Saikunno
winning this shit off of no practice
the guy who like put in 80 hours over that's just having a mental breakdown on the one cycle for
like 45 that game is so fun to watch man I mean maybe maybe they died hold on I'm not seen anything
I'm sure they don't have any signs there oh
sounds like it's like I think like you know literally just like signed up to play and then
Did he do one practice stream? I don't even know.
He got taught everything on the fly in the run. Everything.
Which is honestly powerful.
Someone did a stats thing. I think they put it on Reddit or Twitter or something.
They had a stats thing for the first two mid-offs.
The two slowest enters, like Netherenters, for any mid-offs like player or seed ever,
were both the times that Kuna had to play and the winners and the losers bracket.
It was like 16 minutes both times because he literally just like,
he had never built up a lava portal before. So Kyle had to coach him through like,
just this thing you're doing right now, the whole thing.
Oh Jesus.
The third slowest other than that was eight minutes among everybody else.
Like this game is so hard if you know nothing.
So like would you have props in for sitting there for a fucking minute?
I'm sorry, that's been really funny.
You just said like Minecraft is hard and like, whoa.
Bro, what's that?
Yeah, someone roll your hardcore clips, man.
Okay, well, that's 1.16 plus or past 1.16.
It's like, whatever.
Uh, that's over there.
I'm kind of like sitting through this fucking...
That is already solved.
We've played everything.
We know that we're gonna be...
From her next time is not make a two-wide piglet and all that was scary wait
Well, since I already have the blind location assuming it's not wrong is just go there
Although your opponent totally choked
Well, they've been in the end for like five minutes and nothing's happened
Right the guarantees that you get a purge within three minutes like it forces one every three minutes
So that means they fucked up their first one. I
I mean there was you only have five beds right like it's very reasonable they used all their beds
They didn't kill it and now they're fucked. Oh
Yeah, you're doing there. I like the you're doing
Hello wiggle
What if they're just like a wall what if they're sniping me and they killed the dragon and they're just like waiting for me to get
To the end and they're gonna jump in the end
That's valuable. We have there we have their IP other hardware idea
Already like on lock
just say the word will put the button it's not a threat it's a promise like
just a bottom of the rules at the bronze
they say like a middle school teacher that would say that it's not a threat
it's not a threat to promise you can't build this there okay it's not even thank
you
we're just jumping down yeah you get down there again take me wait what the
What the fuck are they doing? Are they just killing me?
What's going on right now?
Yeah, they might have shot all the crystals and now they're shooting the dragon.
In which case, the ground is just behind you.
You never know.
Oh!
Wait, here's the tag.
Fuck, I switched my colors. I was watching on delay.
I'm so chud.
You win.
I win.
Bro, I would have smoked him if I didn't jump in the lava.
You're so lucky that I'm the...
I
Should have typed that
Actually, I gotta pee first
Where the fuck did you measure eyes from bro we
You trying to figure out the chords
bro it's not even on them it's not it's it's not any of those five
wait what really yes bro 1700 negative 300 is the court you like the eyes were so
off oh my god let me it 20 it's
oh maybe we gotta give him the plane windowed man
I can't see from there. Can I throw an eye?
Let me just, like, hear it. I couldn't see how off they were.
Where? Oh, here.
I'm tired. I'm asleep.
Oh you're about to be fucking moved by this shit.
Okay.
What you're about to see?
I mean you couldn't like hide me up a little bit like yeah let's see it man.
Don't reset your body yet. I'm trying to figure out how fucking wrong you were.
Cause it wasn't even, it's not even one of those five numbers, like it's really bad.
Oh, cool.
I think you royally fucked up one of your eyes, and I think it was the first one.
The first one was off by 0.18, the angle I got was 159.98 and you had 159.81.
I
Me check the other one
Practice throwing eyes. I guess you should say go into yeah, yeah, you can
But they're like the dude. Did you set up the barrels for you to know not yet?
Your other one was perfect though. I got point five eight. You got point five seven
So your other one was on the first one was just really off
Maybe I think you were probably decent than the first one from being honest
I think you threw it too fast after jumping up
Fuck.
I'd have to look at the vlog.
Why did you blame someone for this?
It's not my fault.
Who am I blaming?
You blame the fucking people who coded the game and made a server on your client.
Like, why the fuck did they do that?
Yeah, is that why ghost bucketing happens?
Because technically you're not playing offline or what?
You're not playing on zero ping, you're playing on 50 ping, always kind of.
That's so dumb.
Oh, because of the ticks and shit?
Yeah, because of the server.
That's so dumb.
Why cannot just play Minecraft? Why do I have to like be on a server?
It used to be like that if you go back to version 1.2. That's the last version where it was together
All right, give me a shipwreck I'm fucking I'm I think shit breaks a little fastest enters usually
Oh, yeah, that would make sense.
But in Ruin Portal, you have nothing, right?
Yeah, but go to click on Leaderboard and go to Ranked Any Person at Leaderboard and just look at the icon.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
That's a lot of Ruin Portals, holy...
There's not a single shipwreck there, actually, I think.
And the entire top 100.
That's impressive.
Oh, there's one shipwreck, actually.
I saw one shipwreck.
I think there's no village or anything.
VIP, then.
Darth Wall 718.
Yeah, but the sign on a good time like you have to do filter all seasons
Oh
Change the middle bottom filter thing to all seasons and then actually see
like what the fastest
What oh you have to turn you have to turn turn the thing off with the bottom left as well
Then it lets people repeat times like look at beef salad. He's got fucking three guys are fucking cheater. I
Lost him in two games. Look at his time. Oh
Oh, they're funny
Hi, so what's going on? I need a game here
You can't was playing at fucking at 5 a.m. I
Don't know how many people are online right now
1500 yeah, it's just like
It doesn't really matter
How do you check it online?
You can just check how many people are online and like the official discord they just have
like a, like a, I think they have like a discord bot that they use to like, it's like integrated
with the database I think so they can like run discord commands to ban people and like
give spectator access to certain accounts or whatever and it's just the status says
People are online so this is 1542
Sniper's
Boom eight eight that's all right eight eight eight is that the lucky is a lucky number somewhere
I think it is right me
Seven seven seven. No, that's lucky number. All right, it's gonna be
Yeah
Chinese lucky number I
knew it
This guy's a sub 15 you know lock in oh my god, we're gonna have a 14 minutes
Oh
No one reacted to my inspiration
We as well
Yep, you have window tech. Oh my oh diamond diamond shovel
Yep, hey
We got the crafts we everything that we know everything
thing. I know. There you go, the black stuff. Get your two at the black stuff and then get
your- I don't even need a cobblestone. I have pick and shit.
No, you need three. You need three, cobble. We're making iron pick, bucket, diamond shovel
Cheers
And then mine three cobble
And make an axe
And then make your food
And then I'm gonna need to get some wood and then we're gonna make a boat
I just do my week and wear the armor as well. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh my god. My shit's all fucked up
No, so sub 15 right here
Not all good. I need I need I need what's my prayer love out there and then we need what?
Yeah, that's fine. Yep. Also, this tree in front of you, the little lone tree.
Yeah, I'm deleting it from existence, by the way. I'm making it naked.
I'm gonna strip it down.
That's enough wood. That's enough wood.
Jesus, motherfucker.
You try to get a bed too, ideally.
Yeah, that was not going to have one try to go to the single one to the left of it. Yeah, get to get to give it two minutes
Yep, that
Give me this one where we're going. We gravel just gravel. I'm going up. No idea. We're in gravel by the way
Oh, there's a check the ravine actually because I don't see a river. I don't see a river
I'll check the ravine to your right by new in the village
Check for gravel is on ironically a good play I think
Yep, I see it
just like oh my god
i'm not fucking around no but i was gonna say let the water down because how are you gonna get back up
oh
i'm gonna put the ground up because these rates fucking suck
these are getting fucked okay
is this wood lighting? oh did you
wood lighting and fucking iron i'm like yeah
okay yeah yeah
What are these rates? Can we fix this at MCSR? Can we look into this, maybe? These fucking
Flint rates?
Okay.
Uh, it's straight.
Is that right? Yeah.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Oh my god.
Bread?
Was that good?
Yes. Make your wooden-to-wood blocks.
and use your leaves there
is he wood-lighted? what's happening here?
I think so. I think that was his whole gambit
but the chad player gets into the ravine and hit the MLB
only funny, I had to fucking wood-light
that was not a fast hit
he was there for like maybe two minutes and a half
He's going
This way yep, I think we're just go yeah this way
Build up here. Yeah. Yeah. I like this. I like this too. He personally just my opinion, of course, I'm just one man's opinion
Okay, hello, what I'm seeing here.
Bastion, right here.
Ready?
Fuck you, Hoglin.
Don't even acknowledge you.
You're nothing to me.
You're like beneath me.
I'm not even worth my time.
Alright, Bastion.
Now.
Where?
That's a fortress.
Yeah.
I was just saying maybe it's a bit more to your right.
What the fuck is going on?
If you don't see it soon, you can re-scan.
Yeah, yeah, this is like...
Okay, so, okay.
Makes sense.
Where's my fucking... oh, there it is.
That's another bridge. Jesus Christ.
How many bridges do I get, man?
Too many.
Okay, you need to go...
...movie of the last triple, I think.
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm gonna leave up the right guy something else
Nice terrain now
Yeah, go up in over. Yeah. Yeah. This is clean. Is this clean? You caught up fucking crazy time on this guy. All right
See go did oh, yeah, yeah, you know
Oh my god, wait this looks like fucking your guys gameplay a little bit
No
Someone say that yeah
Yeah
Like a little bit not like entirely like a little bit. Mm-hmm. Yeah for sure
The silence was definitely
What the hell?
Gold boat.
There it is.
Gold boat.
I wouldn't have barked at him.
We're out.
Shoot me then.
Can you not gonna shoot me?
I didn't wear that fucking baby.
I'm gonna burn this guy alive.
Actually, are you stuck? Yeah, you're stuck.
I can see you stupid, yeah.
And then I'm gonna try this.
Does this work?
What? Okay, uh, it's fine.
You're good, you're welcome.
Yeah, I did eat it.
Bumblebum's on the left.
That's you.
Because that staircase is gonna do nothing, I think.
Yeah, it's not. I just, I started burning, I freaked out.
Yeah, there you go.
Um, should I take it up here?
You're gonna have to break the wood that you're on and then...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and then...
Okay, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
You can plop the hole, honestly, anywhere, once you connect it.
Alright, these guys are gonna come over here, cause they're gonna be like, yeah, you're fucking...
Yeah, anyways, um...
Where does this get this route from?
I don't know, I don't know.
What the fuck?
Three pigs.
That is, most of them are probably under you.
Yeah.
How do I get to look at break one of those like tough blocks stuff? Yeah? Yeah
Yeah, I'd be aggro. You could look at it
I'll pick up the pace. I'm trying to get a sub 15
Are you guys don't this fuck come on
God!
Most emotions have showed on us.
I gotta think of a bridge route, man.
This shit's fucked.
Get in the fucking hole!
I'm not leaving you now.
Stop it!
I'll be oh brother am I checking to the side probably yeah yeah yeah also you're leaving
out just like the way you're leaving is like the triple yard yeah so I will remember that
Okay. At least that should be true. True. He's true. True. Oh my god, please, I need
to win. Get the win. No one's ever dug down here, by the way. I just want to let you
Really? Dude where's my hobby?
You are like in a, this is a spot. I think you might have already got like five
and I just wasn't paying attention, but it was worth checking that. It was worth checking that.
Alright, let's do my trades a little bit more.
I don't know if this is something, I'm sorry.
You guys just have to queue one more.
Okay, we're chilling.
But my string is ass though.
More purlies, more purlies.
Enough feds with, uh...
Yeah, with your actual, with your douchebens given up.
Oh, we're good. Oh, we're sure you're good
I'm stringing you and fucking help us here go like for the chests where the chests are
Yeah, you go that way that way. Yeah, you how how do you remember this you're cheating?
Dude, that's my like that's my whole job today. I used to remember this
I know but it's like how I get like disoriented. I like fucking like I'm not even on a salary either
That is true, but you're doing it because the last you and you said, okay
Yeah, we're fucking neck and neck neck neck. Oh my god, go right
That's just the correct way to go you got to watch out for these with his words. Oh my god
Let's mama bread as well kind of low
Stray spotted, good Stray, let's get another fortress.
Nice rod.
What?
Sorry.
I- dude, the zombie period is actually like he's like trying to get hate, like he's like give me a reason, he's like fucking whatever this way.
Where's my, where's my, where's my spawner?
Just keep going, follow this path, it has to be this path.
Follow the big, big, big path.
Oh!
I mean, you already seen it.
In your distant future.
Eagle this guy.
The spawner is up to your left right y'all.
Okay, okay, here we go.
Oh my god.
I love y'all.
Oh shit, what the hell's that vlogging?
Do I see my vets here?
I might even just say.
Well, you might get an extra trade as well.
I'll check on you.
Six beds? I don't know.
Yeah, you can just fuck it.
Save your bed.
I don't even think you know how to double
I've seen the way to bed
You know how to double ways, man
No, I only thought that someone double ways, man
I guess we're building portal and cleaning inventory
That's a good play
Yeah, yeah, clear
Bang, bang, bang, bang
The people who are betting on that grass just lost big
Holy fuck, they're actually poor because of me
I'm sorry, guys
That's good, good, clear, good, clear
We can only make four beds in this
Or three or whatever
Nah, I'm on some bread, what do we think?
Hello?
It's gonna be a good, actually a good ass thing to bet on would be amount of bread.
Because that shit goes crazy in the end because you can rip some bread from a stronghold chest.
Like it's never over.
The dragon?
Like the amount of bread left in the middle of the round would be crazy.
I feel like go up here to do this because I feel like I'm in the middle of the
Just do it.
Go up.
Holy shit.
They're right next to us.
All that stuff, oh my god.
It's OK, regardless of what the bot says, go right.
And then we'll just use the mountain.
That's like perfect, no?
That's good.
That was good.
Yeah, that was good.
And then we're going to go to the left or right?
Right, right, right, right, right.
Just jump like that.
You want to stay up?
Yeah.
That's good.
What the hell?
Nice.
We should not have any desync here, hopefully.
I'm going to just chase.
That's a good, right?
That's good.
That's good.
Perfect.
Ingo.
That was a good one.
I feel like I was like, I just ignore that.
Sure.
I feel like you definitely desync your first time,
and that's fine.
What do you mean?
I swear you fucking nudged to the left,
like a pixel before you do the first one for some
fun pastries.
If it misses, it misses.
It's fine.
Wait, what do you mean desync?
I can actually give you a really good visual after this game it will make perfect sense of I
It's my fault I'm the runner
It is a 50-50 chance right for for rods. Yep. Yep. It happens
into the same rods it's like you share
I don't know, I was about to like go this way so I'm just gonna kill these guys I guess
go back cause you're out of the spawners radius
oh you're so smart
I do have to go that way though
yeah probably
yeah
well I could go this way
yeah
this would be neat
I was like what are you doing in this situation like
I guess I'm gonna craft my shit that I need to do right?
yeah you should put that fucking fire in the
Yeah, go break this ASAP. Okay. Thank God. It kind of looks like aura, but it's
We're gone by the way, we're actually gone actually fucking gone
Dodge this shit
But I need 216 to 106, okay
display
Well, it's got to be careful
Fucking bill. I probably just fun clip. Hold on. I'm scared. Sorry. I'm taking my coach
That's okay
I'm gonna do is fine. It's like a more directional bro. Yeah going that going that guy
Six we're gonna wait what is this fucking what is happening here?
That's smart.
What do I do here?
Just pull in the lava, like, front and then angle to your right a little bit.
Like, tie it to the right. Whoa, whoa.
Look way more down.
Look way more down. You don't have to go 20 blocks forward, and like, 10 blocks to the right.
What? More to the right?
Oh, whatever.
And then I just, oh, I see. I'm going to do this.
You make your own land.
It's like you're colonizing the lava.
Drill
We did fire as like a minute ago, it's okay. I know we're I know from last year it was bad, but
I really have this in D Saints
No, even with that it couldn't have been that much. If this misses I'd be impressed.
Let's see. Just to impress.
Oh, what the fuck.
What are your curves?
What? Yeah, what's your level?
Could be lower.
124. It actually could. So you're like a chunk off.
you want to change your you want to lower your yeah go like forward down this
cave oh wait wrong way I'm stupid yeah um you need to get to your left I think
like clear? yeah you gotta match your x-gorn right there it's good to learn
about decent now though so it's okay if we lose this like yeah just do that
and pray right now straight down if it's you want to see it in the next like
five seconds and it's kind of chopped I am thinking it's uh it's not here wait
what I think like dig like three more blocks if you're like just I think you
might have a 13c counter I think you just moved
I didn't mean to do that here, I didn't mean to put that up on you.
Wait, so I moved?
Like during your first time?
Let me, when this game is over I'll show you, I'll show you, when this game is over I'll
show you.
It's actually, it'll like, I think I'll click-
Oh my god, I guess we can split to the fucking stronghold.
Yeah, you gotta just go to the surface and measure another one.
Yeah, I would probably, would you reset your ninja brain here?
No, you should just go straight up and then if you throw it through it, I...
There's a ravine here, hold on.
Oh, we can make this work?
Oh, this is a fucking worse ravine box.
Wait, look in there, look in the ravine.
The storm had been at the end of the ravine.
I saw something freaky-ass.
Oh, it was a mob. God damn it.
There's just a hitbox of a mob.
I'm so sorry.
What about over here?
What about this light? What about this light?
No, this is gambling through at the maximum.
Come on, can you max win?
One max win?
You could ask them to chop her cords say your dream about but your dog
Left control left all public. I'm gonna your public voice. Can you tell me strong hold chords?
My dog in my mouse
Dog hit my mouse
Bad desync. I don't know if I'm close
close. It's worth a shot. What the f-
Classic dog desync. We call it a DD out here.
Did he give it to me? I don't know man.
Are you gonna pass? Okay, so I'm being s- okay. Yeah.
I am actually. So let's hear it.
Now people are ruthless
I've seen clips of people baiting forfeits
Because for some reason people love the forfeit if the other person's on good pace and it's like oh funny
You don't get to finish the run so there's a clip of some deal fucking killed himself in the end and then start saying in chat
Don't forfeit. I'm in a PB and he's fucking dead
And then he dates the dude in the forfeiting and wins the game
But considering this guy's watching your stream. I don't think it's gonna work
Can you just like oh he's watching my maybe after I kill the dragon
He's probably not actually an a stream the thing your username is super tf in Minecraft. He probably knows
Minecraft I'm like the choice, you know, I'm not like
That's never chopped huzz or is that yeah
So I just throw another one and then just do the same shit
Okay, I have to be honest, no, like look at the fucking...
Come on then, bot, give us a fucking...
That's good, right?
Can't determine stronghold. Yeah, yeah, I do it.
Yeah, I was close.
200, bro, and look at that, it was the first line that was desynced.
Okay, WIPPA, WIPPA, Pearl over this hill and grabbing high before lands.
Fucking, oh, okay, whatever.
Minus 1804 minus 6 6
Whoa, yeah, I was there
It's a good one because it's in front of the thing that no more no more
30 blocks you're close
Run run from the goal over
I was measuring eyes and a bee got into my boat for bowtie, a bee got in the boat and
I looked down to break it and it stung me because it went in the center.
No, this is bad, this is bad.
No!
No!
It's winnable.
The other person fucked it up for five minutes last time.
Lock in.
Try this left area, yeah.
Right here, right here.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Left!
Right!
Oh.
Oh, this.
Oh, this is not this.
No, too freaky.
No, too freaky.
Too freaky.
Too freaky.
Too freaky.
Too freaky.
All the way back to the start and then you can pick left or right.
It's a kind of two door problem.
It's like a choose your adventure game, you know?
Yeah, fucking hell.
I'm lost.
Turn around.
Left.
Yeah.
No, that was right.
That was right? What the hell?
All the way back.
Nope.
Here.
Oh, top left and top right.
wait I'm this is fucked no like what is a stronghold
what is this turn around inside the up path
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
I'm not sure what that is.
Is that the door?
No, it's probably the right...
Yeah, I'll get back this there.
I'll get back the freaking start, dude.
Is this like the freakiest stronghold ever?
Like, what is this?
It's kinda freaky.
Backwards? Yeah, I keep going that way.
STKRT. That means start in English.
Wood door. Go through.
Push past the spider.
Excuse me, sir.
Oh
Choke choke choke choke choke
Yo, yeah, sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god
No, no, we can't go for zero guys come on
I would go for zero if I was a fucking you wouldn't get it. Yeah, I wouldn't
He's not part of the netherite bourgeoisie
It's a perch we think
Yeah
Well, you're not even pick walking so
Easily
Oh my god
Look at the
Come on five bed five bed max win
Wait, I'm a little I think I'm a little insane for this
Like a new axe
These are forbidden strats by the way. It's actually you know, you know, you should
You can't even beat me like like like
I mean, you're just getting banned. I don't know. Poor sportsmanship. I literally have devs in my chat.
By the way.
Devs, huh?
Devs.
Your opponent is typing?
It's not impossible. Redline could be in the chat.
Hi Oliver.
Fuck this guy, he's the dev.
Fuck.
I'm not even gonna give it to him.
Uhh...
AHHHHHH!
Wait, so what does de-sync?
What is this?
Yeah, what happened?
What happened?
Can you see my Minecraft?
Let me see, hold on.
I have 111 worlds in my fuck, I gotta clean this shit up.
Alright, show me.
Okay, so...
You know how like, ghost buckets are a thing?
Yeah.
That happened a lot.
Um...
Yeah, so that is when you move your mouse too fast, you're like aim is desynced by like one tick, which is 1.25th of a second.
But between the client and the server, there's a very, very small like positional desync, so like even when I stop moving, I don't actually stop on the server for one full second.
So when you normally throw an eye, like I've been sending silver 10 seconds.
I pause too early.
Oh, my God, there's a pixel.
There we go. See how like see where my crosser is.
Like I'm looking straight down.
This is sort of the origin where the eyes coming out of like my player.
Yeah, just like in between these two bottom green pixels.
It's not important where specifically this is just that like this is where it is.
Right. So this is where the eyes generating from every time.
And then it's important that we're like lined up here because then,
you know, we're looking at the right spot to measure it.
But let's say I move around or like you're building up your portal or you're running away from a mob
and let's say I'm going to throw another eye and I'm not going to stop.
Like I'm going to stop moving but I'm not going to wait that full second.
So I'm going to stop moving, throw an eye.
See how it's off right there for like half a second?
Yeah.
And just again, I'm going to do it again.
Wait, do that again, do that again.
Yeah, look at it.
I'm going to stop but not for a full second.
I'm just going to let go of my movement keys and then throw an eye.
Let go, throw an eye.
See how offset that is?
Oh, I do see that.
Wait, what the fuck?
That is desync.
And if you throw the eye now, see it snap up crazy.
That's a prior example, actually.
You throw the eye now, before it snaps back,
you're completely fucked.
Look how far away this is.
This is like half a pixel away.
And so even though that's so far for Ninja Rainbot,
even though you can't visually see it at all
and it feels the same way when you're playing the game,
you're fucked.
So you have to wait a full second before you measure the eye.
That's just the easiest way to measure it.
So I was all by a pixel.
So I'm pretty sure when you measured your first eye,
you were kind of moving around.
Oh, because I feel like I went on top of the mountain first.
I think you went on top of the mountain,
and then you legit nudged a pixel and then measured.
And you just didn't wait the second.
Like, moving at all is going to desync you.
Or has the chance to desync you.
Like, if you're a calculator,
If you didn't reset your calculator, it'll tell you on your eyes what the error is.
See how that first, I have an error of .05.
That's literally .05, I guess that's an angle, not a pixel, but like, that's nothing.
Like .05, look at my mouse right now, see how I'm at 86.3 on my angle?
This is 86.4, see how I can't move at all?
You can't see it, but this change is enough to fuck your entire measurement.
It has to be way more accurate than that.
So you just, you have to make sure you stand still for a full second, um, that's all.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yo, what's up?
Can I check you out after I just beat you?
Bro, you got lucky.
Okay.
You literally got lucky, by the way.
I just want you to know that.
I, uh, got you.
Send an anonymous gift on the sub, like wonderful.
Nice penis, though, seriously.
Yeah, we should learn zero cycle.
You can get this down in 10 minutes.
No, can we rock?
Yeah, you can. You can get there real quick.
That easiest one.
I've been in a zero cycle.
Dude, front 85 standing at 90, he could do in 10 minutes.
Okay, that's fine. But like, what's the point?
Let's learn one of the 27 zeros and then let's like...
I don't know.
But it'd be cool to be able to do one.
Yeah, it would be cool.
That's our reward.
If we do... we gotta practice bridge.
Because our bridge is funny.
And then we gotta...
I wrote down a bunch of things to teach you, and I think I taught you most of them today.
Have you guys...
Wait, sleepy learned it? I can do it. Okay, someone said sleepy learned it in like two days. Okay, I can definitely do it then. I have no fucking...
Yeah, oh well you can definitely do it. It's just like, should you?
No, yeah. The problem is, zero is like... there is...
Okay, I see what I wrote down.
there's 22 different types of zero and we will teach you one so like the odds
that you hit it in a run like in the event is like 5% oh wait there's like
different variations that you have to like real-time adapt to on the fly yeah
you hear I can show you if you just want to put my screen up just like what
the different options are I don't like I can do a couple I guess but I'll just
show you like what the you want some fine rig zeros so when you enter like
Like an end fight for whatever seed it is, these 10 towers are just totally random.
But the dragon either flies to the front right diagonal one right here, the back left diagonal
one right here, and then very rarely it can go to any of these two straight ones.
What that looks like is when you're configuring the towers, you can set any of the 10 towers
towers to practice or just like you can disable just kind of which ones you want to practice.
This is front or back and then you can also just make it random.
This is like I said the diagonal or the straight one and then the dragon also can be rotating
clockwise or counterclockwise like off of spawn and then that changes the timings that
you have to do.
So like for example the really basic one we would teach you is this where the
The tower is right in front of you right here. You throw one pearl.
You throw another pearl.
Doesn't matter how good these pearls are, you have so much time.
You build up.
You build up five blocks and like three to the side.
Like, look, I have like 10 seconds that I can just see.
Like there's so, there's so much leeway on this one setup.
There's an easy zero in the game, looky.
Well, and maybe you can get easier.
I don't know, this is probably easiest here.
This is the one that gives you the most leeway, like for sure.
Cause you're throwing the pearls the lowest.
Careful!
Oh, dude.
I'm trolling.
Oh.
Hey, yeah.
So that's the easiest zero, and then you can get to things.
What the fuck?
Where...
You have to do this.
I don't know if I can even add this.
Ready for some wizardry?
Boom.
Is this the hardest one?
Yeah.
Uh, no.
But it's up there.
It's up there.
Buried plus...
Um, four pearls or whatever.
Plus...
Universal side-set, the setup's kind of annoying.
Plus...
Uh...
He's now doing shit like, incorporating bow.
Oh, hell.
That's too low, fuck.
Yeah, it is, but it's hard there.
Ah!
Oh.
Yeah, so like, it's not only every different type of tower, but also depending on like, when your end is caged, you have to be able to read that, and then if you have an iron pick versus a gold pick.
Like, ZeroCycle was described when, because our friend Smon was trying to learn it, because he's pushing for like diamond, and we told him that it's the thing that you will always practice.
Like the best runners in the world still practice and try to get better at it every day because there's infinite skill expression in
How fast you can be and there's like let me just let me see if I have a game that shows it on my history
Like maybe this one no
I kind of fucking wait, so do you always do a zero cycle?
Yeah, I like 95% of the time if you have the beds to do it
Like this game right here, I entered the end eight seconds faster than Steeze.
He saved four seconds on the zero cycle.
So if he did it any better or I did it any worse, I wish I could show you the replay.
Like this is how close the margins are.
If any of us weren't practiced enough, like the games can get this close where like I
entered the nether five seconds saved in the overall and we kept it within three seconds
the whole time.
Like this is like top-level gameplay and you have to know every zero at every level right like saving one bed can save you four seconds
And then that's like the whole game
But we could teach you the easiest one in like 10 minutes
Yeah
Yeah, that could be a little
I have to be like a later angle. It's kind of late. No
There's no reason to do it now
It would just be for fun
Yeah, it's crazy your EST you have a more demonic schedule in both of us
I know I'm just on that fucking ground you have single-handedly fucked up my schedule. Oh, it's my fault. Which is good
Uh-huh
It's my fault, huh?
Well you
Again, so that was that was me. Oh you said I have to respond to the big
I
Did I the coach scar and I was like I'm just chillin
How I please a failed what I have to say failed all caps
the fire and so there was fire up there and you aimed on the fire. What the fuck? Sad fire.
What's- I need to be scared. What's your partner anniversary? How many years have you been partnered?
Nine. Damn. I didn't really stream for most of it. Not most of it for sure. Like the first like
year or two I wasn't really that much of a streamer and then like before like the second
of watching season which is like 2019 that's why I really started streaming a lot
yeah cuz you weren't streaming when like you're being crazy competitive without a
view yeah too much time and the professional scene
it's kind of a professional gamer by the way
yeah it's true it's true can you go perch bitch
I'm waiting for that I'm just getting pretty good at forebats I feel like
oh so you can look at me but I can't look at you fucking ass wife
I don't have an insane like other pathing is like devious
that's gotta be a purge right that's a purge
yeah yeah yeah
it's gotta be a purge
oh man this might be i might be a purge
oh shit
i don't know what i'm talking about do you
so if you do that you're gonna die
holy shit it hurts
it's awesome
this is awesome
oh jeez
if you do it on a real run you're gonna die out of the way
I'm surprised that bed didn't kill you. Oh, cuz it's like it's like yeah
Cuz then you're standing over the pillow and when you blow
Alright, there's there's an enderman. Oh the enderman spotting peaceful in the end. No, no
I he is not a people but the health region is like absurd like oh
She went from two hearts to six hearts. Well one's like
I just want to hit one fucking four bed. I know I can do it. I used to do it
I
Don't touch
But so you if it's like does it go 180 before it snaps like that
Basically always yeah, because it has to get to that specific like
And sometimes if it overshoots it, I'll do one
Oh fuck
Let's go for bad. It's easy. It's easy
Huge nice good work soldier
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just so you got them on the two by one earlier.
Yeah, bro.
This is a whole, this is a whole movie.
Wait, it's finger on six.
Finger on six.
What the, how do I have, what?
I already got, I already got a layer of that finger on six.
You're, you're in creative.
You're in creative.
You're three.
So how do you have two buckets anyway?
That's part of the process
Hang on six you're on six
Wait saved
No, wait, can I like fix this loadout?
Yes exit exit
Door door
and then yep yep that this works but wait the other side is fine yeah oh you're
trying to do the funny door clip today
this doesn't work it's back up in time eat it
we hope that's not a ghost bucket all right w holy shit smooth clean
Not bad.
Any more?
Oh good luck bro. It's not what you think.
This one is like, this one is brain rot.
I thought this was the lava one. Was it not?
Like where you take the lava.
No, no, no. This is what you're just filling in the eyes.
This is kinda fun though.
Guess what, guess what like the fastest time zone has ever been?
Probably like 2 seconds now.
It's like 1.6, yeah it's insane.
No, it's not
No, I swear. Let me get let me find the video. No, it is it's one point. It's really fast, but
Well, how fast can you do this shit you do it fast, don't you I don't drag like I'd take me like three seconds like
Dude, I'm an idiot. It's in like a clip compilation. I'm trying to scrub the YouTube video like it's a one-second clip like
I put it in the voice chat because I don't have an interest of a team for a very team chat
Yeah, this is like the guy with one of the best mechanics
Well, you missed it go back
What I blinked go do it again. I missed it
That's so fucking...
That's 0.75! Holy shit!
Yeah, you can watch this whole video.
No, that's sped up. That's sped up. That's sped up.
No, it's not. The next one is even more sped up.
This is sped up. This is sped up.
That is fake as fuck.
Now, look at this 2x1. It took you 37 seconds, but he doesn't hit in 3.
No, you have to look at this.
No, this is so stop.
I blinked through it again, I blinked through it again.
No, you're trolling.
What the fuck?
Oh yeah, they talked about hard zero cycles, this is one of them.
What, the one I just went back on?
Yeah, we can watch the portal again though.
What is that, bro?
No one does this and no one does like these clips in the roundabout.
like
Like I want to watch this whole video actually
Consistent one and a half second every time like what?
Like you should do this in a run each day, huh?
So if you put a block if you put a block over the zero zero position in the end the dragon died earlier
He boomed the warbind to get a block up there fast. The dragon in one rotation, which is like absurd
So this is the fastest zero cycle ever done
31 seconds the normal and fight with an instant purchase
I mean my never portals like look like this a little bit. No
It's like the idea is there
But you're kind of mechanics ball like this guy
Yeah, actually real I'm mechanics ball. I can be this guy me too, man
But this is all shit that no one would do in a run like this is
Not trying to downplay like anything
Crafting for the fucking zero mid
Yeah, this is not the same person.
Nah, this is abnormal.
Dude, this is so fucking...
I think one of my friends is on the 1.65, but maybe this one is the fastest. I don't know.
It's just fucking drag clip.
No, these clips are fucking...
like that's inside what I wonder what his hand looks like I wonder why they didn't
record this with hand cam yes and his name is low key that is so fucking
tough yeah he's one of three of the playoffs that we've had
one of the most playoffs yeah yeah he's pretty mechanically gifted I guess I
guess how old he was? guess how old he was when he won the first one?
i don't know, 516? nope
14
oh my god
no i didn't win one
no okay it's a long story but i think i if i played in the first one i could have won it
but i told you that like i hosted them in shit but i was rank one in season one
oh so what in the fuck is
What the fuck? Just...
Nah, it's all good.
You can do a portal without a bucket.
This is some like RSG tech.
Okay, we just recraft before the fucking TNT is done.
I don't think his sense is even that high there.
He's like just fast. He's just like wicked fast.
That is actually...
But you know what? It makes sense if he's like a teenager,
because he's fucking young and he can fucking grind the shit all day, like...
I'm actually like fucking age-gapped, and I think that's what it is.
Oh!
Probably won't just cry.
No, I'm not giving any of the videos.
I got a lot. I can't feel the aura. What's happening?
Oh, low-key's in the chat! That's why!
Low-key's in the chat!
That's why I could be...
Yeah this is fucking crazy like this is ridiculous that is that is probably the
coolest thing I was like but I think the most insane thing in the video to me
this is disgusting play that point two five isn't that crazy I can play his two
by one at 0.25 speed and it's still 20 seconds faster than mine. Think about that.
Wait, you can grab two buckets there if you're fast enough?
Yeah, you guys two double grabs and then a fuck.
Holy fuck.
It's like I don't even know how to cool down skip like that, bro
Which how old is he now I
Think
Oh man, that's a 20 10
He's here 16 or 17 2009 a 2010 birthday
Welcome to the new era of Minecraft.
That is... wow.
I don't know.
Look, yeah, it makes me want to like...
I'm lost and I'm like, wow, what am I?
Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
What the fuck am I doing?
It's better.
You have 1.5 seconds.
Are you done?
There you are.
There you are.
That looked kind of convincing.
Low key close.
By the way, if you do this, you only have 10 obby, so you just cannot misplace.
No, that's impossible.
Physically, in my opinion.
Wait, how do you even...
You just have to give yourself extra obby, I think.
Or do the corner.
The corner dirt.
That's fucking insane.
Wait, even if I like cheat and like
This is funny.
Yeah, you can do the whole thing on zero.
You're gonna root?
No, that's not how it's good.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
No, that's bad.
Take two on fucking cheating.
Oh, you triggered the timer.
Oh, no, no, okay, actually like take three. I'm shooting
I'm like so locked in okay, no you got
Yo, you fucking trying to place it
Okay, let's go yeah, he's past your point. Yeah, yeah, what can I say?
What can I fucking say blacksmith portal? What the fuck are we on the side of us? Oh, this is with the lava
He has a clip if I'm doing it really fast in the other clip comp that he did
How do you make it you can't do this to lava?
What are we talking about?
You're holding eight of seven.
If you get eight from here, then you just like...
Well, this is probably the slowest way to do it.
I'm out of here, bro.
Because you can move the... oh yeah, I'm good. That's probably the smarter option.
Alright.
Yeah, I guess GG's.
I got a little better bridge route.
Yep, I'll get on that.
What is this?
Why does he have so many different slabs?
He's multi-slapping.
No that's like...
No I can't...
I like blocks!
Oh man, that's fucking good, no?
Well, I'm just chopped it as is, it was a good day, I know but I wanted to get gold
man, I wanted to get gold, I threw both of those runs, I killed myself in the one run
and then
and then what was the other one? Oh I fucked up the blind
yeah
tomorrow
tomorrow
gold
gold tomorrow
tomorrow
I got on a better bridge route to get more piglins
yeah
well ideally I teach you two
I teach you one for right
right triple one for left triple
What is like a thing you do where you like connect both sides
Yeah, I'm one of the that's actually a good answer I'm one of the rats technically kind of I don't know how else to describe it
Like you're not going from chest area to chest area, but you're getting most of the way there
Yeah, you should you should just worry about tomorrow tomorrow
Yeah, okay well fuck I'm chopped I'm so chopped man I'm gonna lose the Ludwig
No
How many days do you have four?
Four
If you pray if you play on all four of these days at least once and we learn a few new things each day
I believe and you just got to do a bit of practice
Like it kind of is addicting just want to click like the Q again button though in the ranked
It is insane dude. It is so fucking annoying at the top level though because
The queue restriction is only
It's like 50 ranks so I'm like ranked five right now so I can only play 55 people like in the world
Oh my god the amount of tilt that I feel I lose a fucking close-out game
I can't queue anyone for like 10 minutes. I actually want to break my monitor like I'm like I'm live
I'm queuing six minutes in the queue. What am I supposed to do? Like I want to play so bad
I want to get the illa back so bad. I'm just fucking stuck
In the queue that's when you hop on local tortilla
And then you play a game while you're in the queue and then like you have to fucking quickly swap back
You know what I mean? No, no, I fried me, bro
Like it actually ruined my muscle memory so bad
Because I there's I mean different strats for like not having tools and stuff like it fried
It actually fried me for like the end of the season
The queues aren't that long most of the time usually also when I'm streaming people will just queue up and play
Yeah
Alrighty, I'm fucking off. Alrighty. Alright peace out y'all
Oh man.
One game of deadlock?
Yeah, you're mine, bro.
You're fucking mine.
All right, everybody.
All right everybody.
Thanks for watching.
Peace out y'all.
Much love.
And um, I'm departing
Well, I'm close to 750,000 followers, that's kind of crazy now should I probably get it tomorrow, I think
It's kind of insane
750,000
What is lovey-dovey? I don't even know if he was fucking serious or not about that.
We'll figure it out.
I am currently 749,893.
Guys, lovey just says shit sometimes. Like, you know what I mean?
Bro just say shit WRAID alright I'm out I'm gonna go chill and chill and alright bye everybody
Peace out, much love, bye.
Mwah.