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effortless dominance has graced the masses once again, dismantling ludwig in minecraft speedrun 1v1 later!!!!
02-18-2026 · 9h 31m
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Yo, what up y'all? What up y'all?
Yo, what up?
We boiling Ludwig, yeah, yeah, I'm dismantling him today actually
Do we get in some people today? I don't know. We're doing Minecraft early though
Um hello king
Cause I'm one of you wanting Ludwig
In like two ish hours
Somewhere out there and king
it'll be easy it'll be easy hi super i hope you're doing amazing tn king three
agate next spiky appreciate it well youtube is down what the hell guys guys
There's no more videos.
What the hell?
There's no more.
Well, I guess we're going to Streamable, everybody.
I guess we're going to Streamable.
Dirty do do do do
Yo, Mito's XNM on Prime spiky chinics and I'm once
Do you
You get to be an early tier stream depressing or wholesome for us
It's whatever bro
I don't know smart hello everyone hope you all having a great day on the tail
And thanks my name prep and captain come in thanks that's your what me those next time I'm on prime spikey
Thanks, and I must super the moment my YouTube went down. You went live. Yeah, I did it y'all I took down YouTube
That was me
I think static Pikachu and T-Rex access 71 prime and midwest gay and confirmed email
and Webo and Charm.
Thanks everyone.
Yeah, I saw Apollo got giga nerfed in deadlock.
I did see that.
Me and Ludwig?
This is super fuckin' video, bro.
What does that mean?
What does that mean to be put in the dedication?
What does that mean?
I'll pop in like some five years bro, appreciate it, chime, it's the prime, superman, and
a hate show, the resub, the all blue, that's twenty eight one prime.
Oh I get a shout out?
Wait, that's tough as hell.
I want a shout out.
Yeah, shout me out bro.
Can you put can you link my stream to?
Smart.
Maybe like a little play, you know, like make sure to use your Prime sub, push that
thing to start with the TF, that'd be kind of sick.
Yo, one Gorillian dollars, except for if you want Prime.
When will you bring my Valorant Dimes?
Meow.
Ah, Valorant Dimes, they already passed, bro.
It's a little late for that.
Fixation like Hayes?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
No, YouTube's fucked.
YouTube is fucked.
Don't worry, chatter.
It's not just you.
fuck what happened it's um I know you can like search for it I don't know how
I don't know what's going on bro on fine birds and fruit berries lives super is
hopping on the bastion and fortress practice map before the 1v1 I'll be
good yeah I'll do a little bit practice guys I'm not losing the Ludwig
okay let's be fucking serious have you seen that motherfucker play minecraft
come on smart I'm sure we're gonna have some wager I don't know what it is
we'll probably talk about it beforehand frame I just noticed it's not a carpet
it's a rug
What the hell is this bro?
Can I look at this one straight?
Why they kinda stole Emre from Koji-
Lashbop has me feelin' some kinda way?
Smart.
I'm low key evil
And it's me on max and oxy fresh those are the explainer's why they kind of stole em
right from Kojima
I feel like we're solid 5 spoilers. Oh my god. I don't know if I'd ever play this game, but
Okay
Has could you guys just re-hacks the same idea for 20 years in a row
This shit just reminds me so much of Death Stranding and Death Stranding 2.
Like if it ain't broke.
Wait, I think I found the next ML football?
oh hell no what is this should the Eagles trade for Patriots star quarterback Drake
made to back up Jaylen Hertz
wait what is this way what is this original tweet should the Patriots trade
for Eagles star wide receiver Davante Smith this offseason the Vontays only
27 years old a former Heisman trophy winner Smith was on I hate this fucker
So much I'm about to start Twitter beef with ML football. I cannot stand this fucking guy. I
Cannot stand this guy, bro
Smart can I put my dad before you in the dead weight? What do you think? What is playing off eagles, bro? Why is this guy?
Can I get some more reposts?
But reposts this post? I'll follow you.
Make sure to check out this post.
Check out this post.
Check out this post.
Link's his own fucking shirt.
I-
Wha-
Wait...
The High Guard website is down?
Oh no...
Uh, wait is it?
Hold on.
Oh
Wait wait
Oh
Still more than Tekken 8, I mean this is not true by the way, this is not true
actually not true and don't forget a lot of Tekken players are on PS5 not on Steam okay
This is real, this is real by the way.
See brawl pro knows, the Elts of Haley and Vampy and the High Eye Mindy.
High Guard is no longer selectable as a game on YouTube.
Oh, hell fucking nah.
Oh Jesus.
Trump dance?
I was going for more of a jupa-jaj actually, like the happy, happy emoji, happy emoticon.
Not really.
I'm not exactly well, um, well versed in my dinosaurs.
Sorry.
What is this congrats on your first tattoo?
Wrapped up this tattoo of at the burnt peanut.
Take peace with your god.
Why does it say goop?
If I want to see a worse tattoo, look up Lamello, what he just got.
Uh, Lamello.
Lamello, I'll probably pop up
No, this isn't real this this isn't real. I don't believe this surely it's not
No
Is this real no this isn't real
This this can't be right. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I actually don't believe it
No, this can't be real. This cannot... This can't... This cannot be fucking real.
Cheeto
Yeah, well it's the prime static six that prime as well and it's Gert yo, thanks to prime fungus fix the two prime
What is this sources tells me I got is stable please God
No moss. I just got curked on siege. Yeah, he's in arch now. I think it's
Yeah, no wait no he's like bottom main ish. He's been there all the way.
Oh! Stop it! Get him out! No! No!
Wait, what? Jesus Christ!
What's what what is that? How do you pronounce my username?
It's an exploit. Yeah, it's all the way.
His name is a link to an image.
Stop it. Get him out. No. Jesus Christ.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
How are you going to watch YouTube right now?
That was Twitter.
I think I have a link to a video at works,
because my playlist that I'm using to listen to music works.
But like if you go to the fucking YouTube homepage,
it's just like they took down every video.
I don't know.
You can search.
Oh, there you go.
Check this out then.
What is this?
When a scrolling force meets an unscrollable object.
Question mark, question mark, Margot Prox?
Oh yeah, recommend the videos are dead too.
What the hell is this, bro?
I can't believe this kid said this.
That's great, ma'am. Can't believe this kid said this.
Boy?
Broke all the most atrocious word he had in his inventory?
Are you gonna be a good boy?
Look at mommy.
Are you gonna be good?
Rats over.
Nope, you can turn back around.
You're not gonna talk to me like that. What did he what did he even say?
You can turn back around rice hopper
Okay, yeah, burn pretend except prime
Try not to smile challenge try to smile challenge
Bro, it's the fucking sound it makes.
I
Those are fucking
Gas tanks
Pro pain tanks, yeah.
Yo, is Tim64 here, by the way?
Where's Tim at?
Do-do-do-do-do.
He's probably working working
You can't talk true
Wait, if you lose, I'm not going to lose the Ludwig, okay?
Chill on me, chill on me, chill on me, y'all, chill on me, oh my god.
low-key looking clean? Is that today guys? How about we read the title real quick?
Do-do-do
Boom
What time is it happening? It's supposed to be like an hour and a half ish
Like seven PST ten Eastern
Around there ish
Your titles usually have no info in them why would anyone read it am I the only one that reads the title of the stream when I click on it
Am I the only one bro?
This is a public announcement. Can we stop banning jetpack cat in comp games, please?
Um, no.
I can't read.
That's okay, wasabi. School is number prime.
Bro, my channel's not fucking AI generated, dawg.
Are you gonna pass a little bit?
I'll probably run through like the Bastions once or twice.
Maybe I'll run a ranked game or something.
Let's see.
I also learned how to quick loot from chests because I wasn't doing that.
very important so I can save a few seconds on my runs doing that too which is good.
How do you do that?
You pick up an item from the chest then you hold shift and then you double click on every
other item from the chest that you want and it'll grab, because you know how chests will
have like three iron nuggets, two iron nuggets, four iron nuggets.
If you like double click on them while holding shift while also holding another item it
So just take em all to your inventory.
I did not know how to do that.
I'm just a dumb chun.
Who asked, August?
Fucking it!
At Dratini underscore underscore underscore.
That's who asked.
What?
I
See greatness like that in one prime clarity. Thanks to prime lampy and worry. Thanks to the prime subs lows frauds
They said it's someone's Lizzie earth. It's the 11 prime
You asked me did you saw that tweet? What's up?
Okay.
I did not know that.
That was 15 years ago.
Mina-san.
I can translate.
The dinosaur said hello everyone.
I got you guys.
How did you know?
Would your genius brain ever consider playing chess chess is too hard for a guy like me?
Let's let's do the fucking daily chess puzzle though
On the best move for white
This was you in 2k. I
Mean surely it's just check
Wait
check well hold on check you have to go there mate no it's not made though because
than you could just take. Hold on.
Check.
Can't take.
Check.
You can't take because of fucking- because he's pinned.
Then you move.
But you can't do that because then...
Maybe I'm onto something here.
Oh!
Wait, no, sorry.
And then...
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then,
And then, and then, and then.
Yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One more.
Best one for white, one more.
Try this daily at King.
I think you, I think you pushed the pawn, you have to push the pawn.
Enclosed horse, huh?
I've done this one before.
It's a little hard.
but are you screaming a lot later you mean dismantling him yes
that this cannot be right that just simply can't be right
What if I save the block and we have 4 and then we go like 1, 2, 3, no 1, 2, 3, no
No, it's ass.
It's ass and shit.
Forty-three forty-four forty-five
45.
46, 47,
47,
48,
49, 50,
Can I get 51?
I don't think I can get 51, because you have to block these two.
Yeah, that might just be GG.
50?
I'm not okay with 50, I think.
I hit the flats cheer with that one.
What literally the fuck did I just watch?
Oh, you tell me bro, what literally the fuck did you watch?
Incoming transmission from the mayor of New York.
Mirage!
It's your long lost brother, Mamdani!
I need you to save New York!
by killing Rem do it now or the ritual will fail
Rem located you
You and mom Donnie won't catch me if I make it to the island in time get in position
flight that rat
Target locked now is your chance kill that rat don't make me solo old you knock down activated quick
use your two
optimal gins mark stacks achieved
here's your three you have eight stacks you don't need any more
owl rat neutralized
great work head back to headquarters for briefing
you know I do think it's kind of funny that Mirage is participating in the
in the ritual so that the gin can buy Wyoming
like fucking Wyoming are we serious
smart hey super have you ever played Donkey Kong Frozen 8 also show no I'm not
I've not if it's one problem nose and Joker this is one primes up
am I fasting this Ramadan no
No smart yo ream. Thanks for the prime sub
Isn't there nothing in Wyoming bro, I don't I couldn't tell you what the fuck is in Wyoming. What is there to do in Wyoming?
Wyoming offers premier outdoor adventure featuring Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Parks
iconic landmarks like Devil's Tower and Western culture in towns like Cody and Jackson.
I'm a very important guy, I got people to talk to.
add for today. Nah, I'm good on that one. I'm good on that. Yo, it's a Redstone range
and King, like the resubs, y'all appreciate it. Fill these populations like three times
the size of Wyoming. Yeah, I know, bro. Oh my god, New Year Clacks! Wait, New Year Clacks,
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, torch and flask.
Flask kind of sucks, but this actually might be a decent matchup.
I don't know.
I will go on torch versus flask I don't know. I don't know cuz I feel like I'm swapping my bet. I'm going flask
Now this is one buns matchup
Wait.
Hold on.
Come on, Flask.
Oh yeah!
Wait a minute.
Oh my god, it's so close.
Ah, it's cocked, it's cocked, it's cocked.
Torch vs. Flask. Who will win?
Smart. Ludwig the Fifth Super.
Ludwig the Fifth.
Did you see the news?
What's the news?
If you know, the bananas blow bright blue under either right, and that's the more light they
are, the more blue they blow, wow.
Keep poking.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Minecraft wh- wait, that's a thing?
Minecraft though, a daily Minecraft whirtle.
Discover today's Minecraft mob.
Did the web site just break?
What happened?
What if I just type it?
minecraftle.net slash mob guys into websites broken if a bunch of people in
chat click the actual oh yeah YouTube's down maybe cloudflare is just
locked actually hold on yep or aw yeah yeah yep yep youtube google aws clock
yep yep yep oh my god the end isn't it crazy how like two things being down to
just kill the whole internet and then saying
Like, surely that- I don't know how to explain it, but, like, two companies basically controlling
the entire- and that seems- yeah.
You know what I mean?
If any of you watched it now, wouldn't Twitch die too as an Amazon subsidiary?
It could be a different like sector of AWS.
I'm not going to pretend like I know how it works, but they could have like specific
servers for Twitch and you know I don't really know but
League of Legends ain't down though.
Arc Raiders is down though or was down.
Yo, parasectics on that month!
I hope it shuts down soon, why would you hope that?
No, man, I wanted to guess today's Minecraft mob, man!
Fuck!
Am I angry?
Oh, it's swag.
Oh.
It's working again?
No, it's not.
It's actually just not, by the way.
Wait!
Oh my god, the website's like.
The website is, oh god.
This shit ain't working y'all.
No, it's fucked.
It's fucked.
Oh!
Search for a mob!
Pig!
Oh my god, the website is so fucked.
10 health. It is an animal. It's not passive. Grass, breeding or structure. So it's somehow
spawns through one of those. It's not a passive mob, but it has 10 health. I don't know what
has 10 health in this game. Maybe it's a neutral mob. Maybe like a polar bear. Too much health.
Neutral, passive, biome, animal.
Later than 1.10 but less than 30 health.
Panda?
Okay, but still later than panda.
And they are neutral.
Taller than a panda, but shorter than a polar bear, less than 20 health.
When did llamas come out?
What about an alpaca?
Those don't exist.
What about a camel?
No.
Taller than a panda?
But less health.
It has 10 health?
It was released later.
What?
It's a neutral mob that you can breed and spawns in a specific biome.
Donkey.
No, they have too much health.
It can't be an axolotl, because look at the height bro.
Look at the height.
And it's later than 1.14.
It's not a camel, these camels have too much health.
What the fuck is this?
A strider?
No, they have too much health.
I don't know what this is guys.
Can it be a frog? No, look at the height man!
I spilled frog wrong!
Look at the height!
Cow?
Are you stupid? What do you mean a cow?
Ah, it's 1,000% a goat.
On everything, it's a goat.
You know, near-ghosts, like the 21 Prime, the soccer, like the 21 Prime, 21st century
skitsuit man, like the 6th one Prime, and squeegee, like the 6th one Prime.
Mmmmm.
Smart.
What's up?
What's up, bro?
What's up, Kirby fan?
Didn't know you were in Minecraft, Kings?
Smart.
Thanks, bro.
Here comes the lash.
Well, you can also guess a block.
Didn't know you were in Minecraft Kings. Thanks. Well you can also guess a block. This guy can't
there's no way it's broken again. Website's broken again.
First I'm trying to play Harry Potter doll.
Oh hell nah.
What the fuck did Browge's type?
Oh hell nah.
guys I don't know anything about Harry Potter but I know so little about Harry
Potter I didn't even I never like right
Now the whole fucking internet is down
YouTube is fucked like here go to down detector like look everything is down, bro
YouTube Google AWS Cloudflare Roku Netflix Twitter steam was Facebook like it's all that it's all dead
Wait this deadlock show up on the down detector
I mean steam shows up, but
Oh, block!
Tough.
It's not flamble, it is a full block.
You can stack 64.
You don't mind it with all-in cherry blossom wood.
Or, what's it called, pink?
Shh.
What is it called?
wood what the fuck's it called how do you log what the fuck how do I did search
Oh blast what oh no no no no no no it needs more blast resistance
Hmm
No, I wasn't a guy's deep sleep and I but that's the same. Yes the same thing. What the hell wait?
Reinforce the deep slate so you can't mine it
you can't mine it
Is it a trial chamber spotter?
Yeah, they're the famous Sorokinho.
Oh, wait.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not sure if you're a fan of the game, but I'm sure you're a fan of the game.
I'm sure you're a fan of the game.
I'm sure you're a fan of the game.
I'm sure you're a fan of the game.
Fucking capture dog, like...
Hi, super happy 32 months.
Can you please play guess the NBA player?
Also who are you taking?
Tari's Maxi or Jalen Brunsonham?
Basement.
A noun meaning the part of a...
Shelter.
A noun meaning s...
Carving.
A noun meaning the actor or...
Forage.
A noun meaning...
Coronet.
A noun meaning a small or lesser crown usually signifying a rank below that of a sovereign.
Derived from middle French, Coronet, and old French, Coronet.
Coronet.
That's a monetary an adjective meaning giving admonition
Scrutiny a noun meaning a searching
Noctambulist a noun meaning a person who walks while asleep sleepwalker
Viking a noun meaning one of the aid gonzo
I just did whatever this word is it does it every a gonzo. What is this website sucks this game fucking sucks?
A. Gonzo. A adjective meaning of relating to or being a style of journalism marked by
a lack of objectivity due to the writer's immersion in the subject and often participation
in the activity being documented. The words origin is not clearly established or known.
A. Gonzo.
Like why does it say A? The only reason why I know that is because it's had this
word in this game before and it's done that exact same thing before and it fucking
piss me off. Sojourner. A verb. Sojourner. Sojourner. A verb meaning to stay as a temporary resident.
Stop. Oh my god, overwatch. Clavichord. A noun meaning an early keyboard instrument having
fae. A noun meaning a thing accomplished and presumably irreversible. The term accomplished
fact is derived from the French phrase fae accompli. Fae. A noun meaning a thing
Glazier, a noun meaning one who sets glass.
Glazier, a noun meaning one who sets glass.
Glazier, a noun meaning one who sets glass.
Glazier, a noun meaning one who sets glass.
Glazier is an argument.
Is reina doom counter?
Dukesels, a noun meaning-
Don't you know we cause you've done the spice when I ask this question, Meanie?
Dukesels, a noun meaning a garnish or stuffing,
made especially of finely chopped sauteed mushrooms.
Potentially named after French nobleman Louis Chalon d'Ublah,
Duquecells, a noun meaning a garnish or stuffing made especially of finely chopped sauteed mushrooms,
potentially named after French noble...
What can you do?
chord? Faye? Is Ryan a doom counter? No. Not really. No, not really. But what is this?
What is this, man? Rumors are circulating about Jeffrey Epstein's DNA being in the COVID shots. That would be so fucked up.
Netanyahu activating the Epstein gene, lying dormant within us.
I should make that two months to Hanley, thanks for that 31 prime.
Why did you crash YouTube?
Felt like it.
I felt like it.
I like it.
I'm supposed to go on London in like an hour, but he's not even online yet, so let's see
what happens.
Maybe he's dodging.
Fear from him, maybe.
Maybe fear from him.
I gotta go pee.
I'll be right back.
Let's see if I can do some bastions.
Imagine getting head to this song with the Minecraft main music.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
I did?
I guess I can get some background music while I run this.
Alright, I gotta make a little fashion while I'm housing.
practice without gold armor you know it's probably not a bad shout but oh
yeah wait I figured out how to like fast loot it's probably important no
and then we break this I hope the pigs wreck you bro I will literally be
fun by the way. I will literally like I can't lose to Ludwig. I wish you guys
know that's like actually impossible but I'm not even joking by the way.
And then we got to break this and then break, break, break, and then there's a bunch of
piggies here.
You green little piggies.
You make the impossible possible?
No, bro.
I will be fine.
When is he playing Ludwig? It's supposed to be in like an hour.
But also Ludwig is not online at the moment, so I don't know where Bro is.
Then we gotta make sure we patch these guys up down here.
They're gonna get the gold back.
Then we split my string and my pearls.
I'm up here to grab this.
We can go back up top.
And we're gonna grab our, um, the other chest.
And we're gonna get 20 obby, and we're gonna go back up.
No, well I've never alienated anybody, actually.
I don't, I don't alienate anybody.
I already have 20 obby. Wait, I could have not even done this.
I'd like to have your coach with you during the match. Yeah, I think so.
Also, I think Ludwig wants to do the one we won with live, with our coaches as well.
We'll just see what happens. I don't really know. Whatever he wants to do, bro.
Oh, shit.
That was pretty clean, I think.
Just be clean on this one sir
Dodge wig I know he's just what the fuck did I just do I
Think he's just scared
What am I doing?
Bridge I can do bridge
Beat the fuck out of him. I'm literally gonna put him in a stranglehold. I just want you to know that
Show me Donkey Kong? I could do Donkey Kong for ya.
D.K. Donkey Kong. D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
You stupid fucking hog, man.
Dude. Why do these fuckers have so much mouth, by the way? Like, is this necessary?
A little more than that, but thank you, I agree.
Definitely a little more than 4x, but uh, that's okay.
Oh, like that.
And then we go up here, grab, break, and then we go all the way over here.
Hello, everybody.
Everybody pile in now.
Lovely.
Let's go.
Let's defy the Feinberg with one inventory space.
Okay, honestly, I can't even be mad at him for that because I probably will too, like, we're so serious.
Um...
Are you guys stuck, you fucking shuds?
How is that possible? I think it's because...
You wanna get in the pit?
I think it's because, um...
Fine bird makes like an ender chest and that's where he stores everything he needs and then he just I don't know
He's just a goat that's just all there is to it
That's pretty good
One on the ball, shit.
If I was a Minecraft mob, I think I'd be a piglet.
What? I just threw in my obby. Shit.
I have 20 now. Solid.
Easy.
I feed you the finest slop.
Stables.
I gotta make sure I can do all these bashings.
That's bad gap.
Good, that's- wait.
What do you do if it's double bad gap?
You just go to hex- like what the fuck do you do?
It won't be, it's ranked.
Right.
if it was a real run like if you were doing rsg like what what then you just
run about you just fucking go next
bang bang get the holes piggies
Let me come up here, patch that up.
Um...
Oh, I have to kill you.
Actually, yeah, of course I killed you, bro.
Sorry, man. I don't want to, but like, I gotta do.
You're not even supposed to be down here, bitch.
Did I get all the gold?
I don't know it's it's like good enough ish
One month, so we give you guys all the gold and we have to
Go up ease give me up ease
It takes an eco Mario you too
Forcing would destroy you
LOL forcing whoa
Okay, now I have to go get some chests.
Um, this is the wrong way.
This is the wrong way.
Why am I continuing to go this way?
Eh, it's like good enough.
It's like good enough.
Ludwig, what do you want to do?
Is it supposed to be in a nut?
Where's my obsidian, by the way?
Hello? Can I get my stuff? Can I get some Bobby?
Or what?
Let's just assume this wouldn't happen
in an actual fucking run
or like an RSG run and we'll be good.
You know?
We'll be solved.
Look what you guys got for me.
Anything juicy?
Good enough.
In practice it's even worth waiting for everything.
You need to make sure you have enough string, 20 obby, and enough pearls.
That is the most important.
Oh wait, what was it, if you go like three in here and dig, you can get a chesticle?
Yeah, okay, that might be worth doing.
Why is your cam so big?
What do you mean?
Is it even big?
Is it even big?
Literally, how are they hitting me?
Fucking cheaters.
Like, what are we doing here?
You're too massive?
I get that a lot.
Actually, would you believe that?
I should get that a lot.
Come everybody, get in the hole.
You greedy little piggies.
Why do you string?
String is so that you can craft beds,
which you will be using in the end fight
to blow up the ender dragon,
because destroying the crystals
the crystals and like shooting him is slow. We are trying to go fast. I don't know if you
can tell by the way I play, but we're trying to have speed here. And I, um, yeah. Yes,
the dragon is a her, I know. I just am stupid and ugly. You gotta be patient. Can you
at least make it close for Ludwig. We'll see. We'll see how I feel. I might make it close.
I have to just kill you. I'm sorry, bro. I don't want to, but like,
Like, they're making it difficult, man.
Guys, I think I actually am, like, getting better at a fucking staggeringly fast pace, by the way.
Not to, like, jerk myself out a little bit, but, like...
Are we seeing this?
You lost to an iron 2 player yesterday?
Irrelevant.
Actually, like completely irrelevant by the way.
Um.
What?
Okay.
Someone explain to me why my boat just...
Excuse me?
48 blocks exactly, your boat breaks?
That's fucking stupid.
That's actually fucking dumb.
I don't know, I'll just break all those good enough.
Are you trying zero?
I was told zero is not worth learning at the moment, but who knows?
Maybe if I keep playing I could learn it.
You aren't cool enough for zeros?
Hey.
Be nice to me, please.
Help! I see boobies in my chat! Help!
I missed my block up top, oh jesus.
I don't know.
Do you think...
...spite, purging turned into a horse?
Is this true?
Uh...
Kind of, Trill.
find a trill.
Michael Block!
Yeah, I mean, it's a guaranteed win if Ludwig shows up, but we'll see about it.
I
Pick step
This is so tough.
So wait, if I throw off, and it's 48 blocks, my boat just breaks.
I think I can do it there, I guess.
Let me break that.
We can come down here.
We'll just burn you up.
Not bad, actually I should have gone back in, just make sure, okay yeah it automatically
resets me
But we got live
Little we laugh
That's fine
Should I do I should I do what like a rank match or what?
Fortress nav what does that even mean
Let's see how you fare with no coach. Oh, we're gonna open up my fucking hold on I
Gotta open up
My shit ninja brain bot how are you gonna open up jingle
I kind of want to run on solo and see how I do
guys I'm not losing the Ludwig bro chill on me guys chill on me
horror looks at 37 months sony saw six that six months
what is mini practice kid try to know what that is
Let's see how much I remember!
Umm...
Smart.
Mm-mm...
Mental health has been rough lately, but has a speedrun of myself.
It has been nice to see you back in Minecraft runs.
Don't lose.
I lost, don't worry, silver.
Another one.
Like from Deadlock.
What on the stream is that the loser quits streaming forever?
No, I don't think that's true.
Actually it might be true.
Umm...
Never played MCSR and higher ranked then Ludwig Baystolt.
Smart.
Dan, we really need to get you a boyfriend.
Why is using him super TF at two hours?
Because somebody took the first, somebody took super TF.
I'm trying to think, what do I usually get reminded on when I'm with my coach?
They usually spot gravel instantly, which is hard.
Sometimes I don't see it.
They usually remind me of something to craft.
They remind me about fire res.
Um...
Boat?
Off-handing food?
Shipwreck?
What the f- oh god.
Wait, I don't think I've done many of these.
Do I- what?
Where's my shit brick?
Wait, how do you do a shit brick?
I think I have to swim to that island over there and get like some wood. Maybe I can get wood from here.
No I don't think I can.
Well, that's a lot.
Don't drown. Oh I forgot food! Oh geez.
Um... should I check the food chest? It's okay, we don't need it.
It's okay.
We'll hop around.
We can get it later? Actually, true.
It's not too much of a time loss.
What if I kill these two? Can I get turtle meat?
Can I get turtle meat, everybody?
Think about turtle meat, y'all.
Ohhhh.
Fireys. Gamma for Shipwreck. Portal after first powder.
Sniper.
Deforestation? He's with me on that one.
I guess we'll go back to our foodstrasks, where is it right there?
Oh I literally did.
I played a few more games, and uh, that's good enough.
Alright now we have to look for kelp.
I believe.
Oh maybe it's just this ravine right here maybe?
I didn't make doors.
It's fine.
I can fix that.
I definitely want to go down.
Me would never lucky.
Hello?
hello hello I mean like fuck me I guess like what we're breathing
Oh
Okay
Okay, and then offhand this, and then just fucking hope I get lucky, wait.
Wait, just keep going strats.
Um, let's see the be- oh right there, okay.
Uh, let me actually do this.
Put an off hand, uh, UU.
Where's my shovel?
It fucking broke.
Now I have infinite blocks, so don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
You can probably boat off here, I think.
Seems good.
Huge.
Get some more blocks.
Okay, W Plutch, what is this?
What bastion is this?
Is this housing or is this stable?
Oh, on God.
I don't know what this is, actually.
I think this is housing.
This is housing.
It's gonna top down since I'm already up here.
I don't really know how to do this in a better way when you don't have armor honestly I
don't really know I mean this works I guess
and then like this and then we'll break and then we got a horse to mass and I
have some gold to give to them you know guys
Uh, housing's this way.
Let me go... this way.
Maybe? Of course you might.
Um... hmm. This is bad.
It's stables!
Oh my...
Bro, how do you differentiate stables and housing?
Am I just dumb as bricks?
I swear it's so hard to tell the difference.
Oh, he de-seed!
Number of blocks between the chests. What?
If the chests are two apart, it stables three if it's housing.
You mean the the the chest of top
I mean the game's gonna end anyway because the guy DC'd I don't know if he's coming back
If it has hoglins, it's stables, is that real?
Is that real news?
Wait, so you guys mean these chests up here?
Wait, what chest do you- what are you just talking about?
So if there's one, two, three blocks in between, and then the chest here, it stables, but if
It's only two, it's housing.
Other way, two is stable.
So it's one, two, chest that's stables.
Then if it's one, two, three, chest, it's how, okay.
How would I even found the fucking fortress?
Let's just like, if I were to do it, right?
First we go gigawide. Don't see it. Okay, then we go F3G, then we go Shift F3, then we go Shift F3, F3, then we go 1, 2, sure.
Two three four six seven so it's at 10 so we're going down to six
We go nine. No not here. What would have been here? This way?
I don't think it's this way. I get it. I got it
Fudge I did another one. I didn't know the run
You know what's up Fluffy Noel and yeah games and Neum and Triana and Tato thanks everyone
is it just dignity on the line I think we might be wagering something but I don't know
know what it would be.
Inchillin!
do they respond to that village okay
villages easy they're typing they're typing I distract them they're gonna oh
they just said yes fuck I'll get my fucking borders off where is my black
Smith and will I be killing Gary today I see black Smith spotted and it be
spotted. They're kissing those two villagers? Wow. Wait. Is that a second blacksmith? Huh?
Oh no no no you build it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I think I'm just building.
Wait am I?
Wait so what do I get in a way I'm confused like very much so actually not gonna lie guys
I'm very confused
So do I don't make an iron pick or what?
One of those cock villages oh geez for a bitch
Are you stuck here?
The world's worst speedrunner.
Pretty close, actually.
Um, we're gonna need to gravel, too.
Not a fucking cock village.
Take these beds anymore, okay, sure.
Um...
So we're gonna make a bucket.
And I should get, I guess I need the stone axe too, huh?
Wait, so this is fucked.
Think about offer a sea change, they'll take it.
Honestly, they might, I'm not even kidding.
Acquire hardware, because if he just killed
something, I'm pretty ahead.
I need a flint.
I need a flint and steel.
Do you guys remember that one?
Smart.
Is this Ludwig II?
No.
Smart.
Three iron infestions always.
Fuck this shut-axe.
Anything else I need?
Wood.
Anymore wood.
Let's just demolish this guy's house.
Lol.
and invest in all ways.
Fuck this shut-axe.
Anything else I need?
Well, any more wood.
Let's just demolish this guy's house.
Well.
Yes, on rank, when you play against somebody,
it's the same seed, same spawn point,
same RNG for most things.
it's pretty uh... pretty cool the way to do it actually
right so now
and then but it's like build around here i guess
just take it out i guess i should have done that
this motherfucker is trading with villagers
what the fuck
fortress is here
i don't have my vast
um...
it's not at seventy i mean it's one hundred percent this way
It's like on everything, it's this way.
Smart.
There you are.
What is it?
Some fuck-ass bastion.
Yippee! On Ludwig's life, it's this way.
I don't have three gold, that's kind of tragic.
So is this house like...
No, this is stables, this is stables.
This is definitely stables.
Ah!
But I need a gold pick.
This is the hardest part of the runs for me.
When you don't have gold in a vast gym.
What's the fucking
All right, peace y'all everyone come everyone wait, that's
You run it back
Just request the seed change. Honestly the seed is kind of chopped.
It's so hot when you don't have...
I feel like I'm good at the Bastion roots. I just don't know what to do when you don't have gold.
I'm not going to say RNG, but the way you have to maneuver around piglins is kind of a pain in the ass.
Just say you have LL movement, bro
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do Maybe if I'm lucky I could have like, searched
for like a chest over here or something and then we have like that's just
disgusting no gold armor there really
we're not even die by the way I don't know where I fucking died
You in the nether feels correct somehow, very unbranded.
Gap near the top.
Question, how do I get back to the top, currently, because that feels impossible.
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
in that situation I should have mined like a few gold nuggets and like
gotten boots I'm not even joking I kind of get back at all I just like fucked
in the end I hope it's you and me we both saw this moment coming from afar
now here we are
Wait, hold on.
You are losing? No I'm not bro, chill on me.
I have an idea here.
Okay, wait.
Hold on, this seems familiar. This seems familiar. Where'd I die?
I think I jumped down, down, here, no.
Oh, guys, we're back.
We're actually so fucking back, by the way.
Sure is so back.
OK, now it's stables.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
Good job.
Now check this out, though.
I'm not even kidding.
I practiced this.
You wouldn't believe me.
Oops, I need that later.
Fucking nerd.
Do I get a nerd to want to improve and get better?
Do I get a nerd?
Oh, jeez!
I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, split my string,
Don't shake your trash you useless. I'll do it. I just throw
reset
Emoji index pointing up emoji
Everything else and then we will gravel you that we got from y'all anything
Okay, so now I don't have enough obby.
I mean, there's still training, but I don't think I'm going to get enough.
Yeah.
And now I check all the chests.
Well, we can do that.
Chest up top, yeah.
I mean, I just feel like there's no way it was like an ocean entry with the... like, surely?
They're a little bit ahead of me, but I make up this time, by the way.
Uh-oh.
Hmm...
Hmm...
I gotta save some soul sand.
Then this it's like it's like back here and then down I believe
We're like back and in and then bang and then
We go back to the fort way. I'm actually like catching up to this guy. You should be scared
Which one it's like this way isn't it
Yeah, it's right there.
I'm gonna go up top.
Um, um.
Wait.
What?
I wasn't like right close to the...
to my spawn?
I swear it was like right up here.
Unless I'm losing my mind.
I know I saw it this we can just go this way whatever a little bit of a time loss, but it's fine
We take the time loss
Yeah, that's right there. I should just go on this way. Oh, that was my
This guy better be scared by the way I'm part about Ludwig of course
I don't think it's this way the spawner pretty sure I have to go like in never going in
Make a wait
Wow you're actually not intelligent
Oh, it's over there
Hello
Guys
Run is dead, I mean
Unlucky or what double fucking spawner
My brick.
My fires is out, by the way.
That's why I'm flipping again here, he's impressed by that, anybody?
I guess I'll just start.
I have the flu. Help me.
What the fuck is this?
Look at that fucking micro for me.
The infinite blaze water. What the fuck is this?
with the actual gameplay spawner
uh
Fire on spawner, very important.
Ayuyuyuy.
Clearly inventory?
Uh, you.
You.
You.
Don't hit me ever again.
I'm ascending, carry me.
Okay.
Stop moving.
Left three blocks.
One more.
Uh oh!
Reset.
That's good.
One two.
Nope.
That's gotta be good, there we go, better.
I think I need one more blazer rod, because I'm a chud, unless.
Fuck.
You know what, do I gamble on eleven?
No, that's a bad idea.
There's a rod next to this water, say oh my god, so we're lying, so we're lying, for
fun or what?
Not even kidding, if that wasn't it, I was gone.
So we're gonna go, what's my angle, minus 167?
We're going to minus 74 minus 260.
I almost built up city and I would have been a fucking disastrous fucking issue.
Minus 260, we're just going to keep running.
Actually we're just going to whoop.
Minus 74 minus 260, minus 74 minus 260, minus 74 minus 260.
Minus 74 minus 260 minus 74 minus 260 we're gonna have to go down
Like down like right here, maybe
On a 74 minus 260 minus 74 minus 260, but I gotta go I spy oh I'm coming being chillin
Okay, fuck it, just send it down middle, fuck preemptive, okay?
It's gonna be secret, no?
Fuck doing preemptive.
Preemptive actually wastes time.
If you just send it and you find it right away,
preemptive is slower.
Is what it is, y'all.
I don't make the rules.
This is real, by the way.
What the fuck?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Alert.
Guys, they're in the end. Alert.
Alert.
And it actually has to be this way, by the way.
Like, I'm not even kidding. It has to be. Yeah.
Wait, what?
There's already an eye filled in.
I guess I fucking pissed off an Underman.
I could have voted him, yeah, you're right.
Well, hopefully my purse is faster or they choke.
That might be a...
A perch?
We're going to everything that's a perch.
On Fineburg's life that's a perch.
I swear.
I died in Bastion like it should.
FUCK!
I
Smart happy 40 with my streamer soup the smile
But how much time did I make up though surely a fucked on no?
So I caught up from eight minutes. Oh, no, you know what they I think they
Did they kill?
They stepped in the fortress because it was right next to the portal and then they went
to the bastion.
So like the splits are fucked.
I still made up a shit ton of time though.
What is Bash and No Armor? Yeah, but Bash and No Armor only matters on housing and stables.
Because Bridge and Treasure, you don't really need armor. 50% of C is true. Oh yeah, I think
I think a lot of big one of our coaches in the call for this 1v1 BQ dubs
Wait what's Ludwig doing right now? Is he gonna run?
Dude, enjoy
Oh my god
Oh he's practicing Bastions
I'm going to toss my gold helmet, and then I'm going to toss my gold helmet, and then
And, oh no, my skin down.
Like this guy should- okay in a normal run this guy wouldn't be here by the way, so that's
just like kind of unlucky.
Sure I'm not even kidding by the way.
Who will literally tell you that's the case, BTWs?
Don't get it twisted?
How about both of us knock back on a sword or what?
Dude!
I'm gonna go pee.
Smart.
But guys what if I lose by the way?
What if I lose by the way?
What if I lose?
Well let me join my fucking discord.
What is calling you a nepo baby for what?
Hello?
Yo what's up bro?
How am I a nepo baby?
What the fuck is that? What does that even mean, brother?
Wait, why am I like on the loaks kind of nervous though?
I mean...
Why am I like...
He's been in the lab.
Okay, but like, it's lovely, you know what I mean?
Okay, can you confirm by the way this guy would not normally be down here in a run?
Yeah, I thought I was saying it right here.
Yeah, I know. My chat was like completely...
The only the only way they're down. Oh, I see why I think but do you have lava enabled in the city?
I think
Well, you did it wrong. I know I was supposed to make the window lower
But then we block this back up
This is why this is why the other way has a chance. Oh my god, bro. Who's side are you on?
I'm saying is he is in the lab for bashing significantly more than half which is a problem
that might be that might be true or whatever it's fucking the mudway bro it is
let me also you wouldn't believe me I did I did bashing it's like a 20 20 30
minutes before I went live earlier yeah that's like decent I also while I was
taking my morning shit I watched every single video that was in that Google
Drive by the way okay okay no no I believe I believe what up yeah what up
poop wig what up bro you know taking you clarify brothers what how am I a
And netball baby, what does that even mean bro? You literally have three coaches
What I have one coach
Give a coach an assistant coach who I've never spoken to you by the way
Is that is that like who's fault is that and then if you're trying about fine bird bro if anything
I mean, I literally put it in the chair you're putting fruit berries in the chair, bro
It's late night for fucking Feinberg
True or false bro last night Feinberg's coaching you first not even in the call anymore. He's in the fuck
That's true. I'm still on the grind, you know, I could say like five hours to be there exactly
True putting you in the chair, but you don't deserve that bro. You're fucking in the chair, man
Me and Feinberg are in the chair together, bro
You're both getting talked about watching it
Yes, I
Mean half the rank games we coached and then half the rank games. Well, this will you're kind of just reacting
Yeah
Brother, you're the Nepo baby in this event. Okay, you're you're overwatch
me found appearing motherfucker okay possible go literally has three fucking
coaches like this is just the facts bro you are groomed why are you pre coping we
haven't even fucking like started anything so I'm just letting you know in
your views of the context before you lose to the dumbest motherfucker to ever
pick this game up see this is that you're trying to downplay yourself and
up play me like what my coach my coach is a lower elo than you I'm not being
sarcastic what oh no he doesn't I think has 1100 rating right now I'm like
900 yeah first of all also there's no way he's like actually 1100 like
surely not now he works in on a five bro he just busy it is what it is okay
that doesn't mean like his skill level is 1100 no it's not give or take it's
Probably
No, no, he's emerald bro, you know he's dying
Okay, he's a 1400 elo right now. Okay, hold up. He's small a level
I'm just saying the color working class team
I
What's going on
I don't care you're the one with three coaches
That's actually crazy no no you got one hand for for berries you got one hand from your sister
I don't remember off the top of my head
I have not even spoken in your entire life
I'm giving you a nice head massage right now
I don't even think he's in this event
If you want the truth
Exactly
Exactly
Your assistant coach doesn't even want to teach you anything
Who is your assistant coach?
It's Boosfer
I don't even think he's in this event
He said his time zone is really bad
And he's like, I probably just won't do that much
much and I was like okay that's fine.
He was playing Elden Ring the other day.
Yeah I don't know he was like he was like super good
goes to bed when I wake up and I was like well that's funny.
Yeah that's tough.
Elden Ring is a great game though to be fair.
Yeah but we got we got stuff to do.
Look I work my nine to five then I log off and then I'm
thinking about coaching the entire way through until I hit my head hits the sack.
And then he thinks about Jackson Dart and how the
Pathetic Giants God. He's beautiful. Have you seen that flow on his head? Oh, he's a beautiful man. I'll give it to you stop
Not only that he's doing so wrong. I mean give it to him. He's a
Okay, okay, so I was I was there in person we rocked your shit 34 to 17 in that life stadium, okay?
I remember that shit
Yeah, I was there and you know you literally what next week two weeks after
Uh
Unimportant okay unimportant bro met like where were you everyone knows where they were bro
That was the guy that happened in New York. Yeah
What a Super Bowl the biggest thing ever, huh?
Yeah, yeah, but he has a number one thing that ever happen. I at least in my lifetime. Yeah, that's crazy
All right, brother, so here's the deal one be one. Yeah
Yep.
And...
Best of three.
Best of three.
You're allowed to get coach sharing, yes.
Okay, live coaching.
That works.
We'll do seed selection, like a classic band pick, whatever.
Sure, I don't know how that works, but whatever.
I don't actually know how it works in the event.
Does anyone hear now?
Yeah, we can run that.
Kyle, hit me.
How's it work?
Basically, we'll flip the coin first
to see who, you can either decide
whether you want to pick first or ban first
and then we'll go through all five seed types alternating
so if LUD you win the point toss
now it's included, we'll have to ban it
so somebody's gonna have to use a ban on it.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're really?
Swear down.
Damn, that's actually crazy.
Yeah, I know, super's kind of screwed man.
Oh, I might just actually.
Hold on, I'm getting tilted.
Let's not talk about that.
You gotta leave nine to five minutes. All right. Uh
Okay, so then flip coin and then in a best of three how does it work because we're not gonna see all seed types
Doesn't matter. You get a ban each time. Yeah
Okay, all right
So one be one best of three and do you want to put a little something on the line here super? Yeah, what do you think bro? I?
Want to pick your outfit for the tournament. Okay? Um
What kind of outfit? Oh
your skin in game oh oh interesting why did your chat chat type can be cosplay
Mina cause I don't know Mina from deadlock anyways don't worry about it
okay what did you want your head of time that my skin in game or what yeah I
can send it to you right now if you want the one that I was thinking of yes
Yeah, sure do you know um I don't know if it like was a thing where do you know
some have been lotting yeah okay I don't know if I should put this in the
mid-offstice cord fuck it I'm throwing it in general okay okay oh that we open
I'm gonna have to delete this from jail. I see it. I see it crafts, but how do I put this on my in-game character?
So that's not oh, okay
Sorry, but that was my family group jet
But let's not worry about the details.
That's just the idea.
I get to pick your skin.
That's the one I'm thinking of.
You can pick a skin from here.
So somehow, some way, this monstrosity has to be turned into a Minecraft skin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a real tattoo, by the way, that a real man has in this world.
And so if you lose, you put this on.
Well, you have to pick a skin for me.
What if I pick this skin for you as well?
I mean, let's have a little creativity in this world.
You know what I mean?
It's like, come on.
First of all, how did you even find this from hot, sexy big man on Instagram?
Friend of a friend.
And why is it light?
Friend of a friend and the friend of the friend liked it.
Friend of a friend, huh?
Yeah, friend of a friend.
Just don't catch me at the beach.
OK, look. That's what I want.
It might not be this skin exactly, but a skin for your Minecraft character.
OK, sure.
For the tournament.
And I want something else.
I'm not done yet. Oh, something else. OK.
You've probably seen this email everywhere.
Which one?
Bloody face.
What smart?
Bloody face.
I don't know. What is bloody face, bro?
Dude, it's literally you can't open twitch without seeing it
It's like a the gift
You gotta help me out here, bro
Okay, I mean I guess you watch twitch. Yeah, I do watch twitch
Oh, is this oh, it's called chud face apparently is it no
No, it's a muddy face. It's a muddy face 30 years old you dumbass by the way the tags
It's a game. What is this?
Why do 12 streams have chud face enabled?
Blood wicking.
Why does each rock have chud face in it?
OK, whatever.
Anyway, yes, you have to add letty face.
OK, if I went short.
I'm down. Cool.
All of the other already.
What happens if Super wins though?
So I can get a Nemo out of this to his chat.
That sounds fair.
Is HotFemboy you by the way?
Oh yeah that is me by the way.
When I cosplayed Tifa like what was that six years ago or so?
You fuck with that one or what?
How old are you now?
26.
I mean 25, next month.
Whoa I'm fucking, hold on I'm jumping the gun.
Whoa still youthful here.
25.
I was like 20 or 21.
Bouncing on it, I have all of them bro. I've Fenboy bouncing on it.
Even like what's one more to the collection, you know?
True. How about you make me a Luddy face?
Yeah, I can do that.
And I'll add Superface.
I'm gonna work on that.
Alright, I'm down.
Alrighty.
Anything else you want to add to it or is this about all?
Let me think.
Oh, wait a minute before I continue you've never sent me a picture of you wearing that hoodie by the way just thought I'd point that out I
Know we're talking about wagers and all but like someone here doesn't know how to keep them apparently first say the event
I'm wearing it. Okay. I
Believe is that not good. No, I sounds good. I
Have it. It's it dead ass smells like dog shit. No, it's just not bro chill
Hey, brother. I got it in the mail and it came smelling like dog shit
Hey, you ever heard of a fucking washing machine?
I know, but I didn't wash it yet.
It is what it is.
Like, I'm gonna wash it.
It came smelling like dog shit.
Am I not clear?
I'm sorry.
I'm worried it won't go away.
No, it won't go away.
I can promise you that.
What did the seller do to it?
You got a wonder.
I don't.
That's between you and him.
I don't know what happened there.
Took him to make him have this one.
I think we have set the deal.
I think this is pretty straightforward.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Let's run it.
live coach which of your coaches live coaching is the only one that I have by
the way which is true guess that triggered you that's all right that's the
only one that I have been ready to answer questions all of a sudden all right
that is fair and have you done a private match before like against someone
I've never done a private match okay so the host there's no seed change vote the
The host can force a seed change.
Okay.
So we're just doing no seed changes as a heads up.
That's fine.
Okay.
What if it's like a brick seed?
I don't even know if it's like possible.
What if it's like actually like a brick seed?
Like I don't even know.
Is that like a thing that's gonna happen?
Oh, you gotta play through it.
That's like how it'll be in the tournament.
Yeah, I think it's a good way to,
let's say get tournament series.
Tournament rules, okay.
Can you change it in the tournament?
I'm assuming no, right?
No, you can't.
Yeah, okay.
Um, all right super
Yes, I got a question for you. What's up, bro?
heads or tails
Tails never fails
It was heads. Okay, so we're just cheating already like what the fuck's your issue
It was on stream dog
Okay, I am going to ban
Do I
Know but you can choose to either ban first or ban second so you can force it on super
How do how do bands work?
So it'll just alternate between you'll be either you go first or supergirls first it'll be alternating until there's one seed type left
As good all right super you ban first I've been for I don't want to do Barry treasurer fuck Barry treasurer
I'm gonna ban a village. It's okay
Then what's left? Um, Ruin Portal?
Shipwreck, Ruin Portal, Desert Temple.
Ruin Portal, Shipwreck, Desert Temple.
It's been...
Ruin Portal.
I'm gonna ban...
Shipwreck.
YES!
Sorry.
Then I'll see you at the Desert Temple.
Yeah, sounds good. How do I get into a lobby, exactly?
I sent you the code and our DMs just put that in so don't make that private join don't leak it. Yeah, that'd be ideal
But so I go to I'm just a ranked if you yeah, yeah, yeah
Start a match join a room match code join
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Look at you nano eight
Yeah, I just lost magging me in points right now. I just lost the game kind of tragic
What's your peak yellow
It's like 929 something like that
Wait just for clarification saying is this your peak yellow
What's up, is this your peak yellow?
Now I'm living my peak yellow bro. I've never been better. I've never you know, you can do an MCSR for
Like over a month
Yeah, actually two months we're doing it for two months two months and I just almost three I downloaded like three days
Okay
Super you don't understand bro. You are born with all the tools. I'm born with none of them
Dude, I have a netball baby with 18 fucking coaches overwatch champion
I am Ludwig from fucking video games
understand when you lose to me it is because I have more heart than you'll
ever have what I hate to break it to you this might be a beatdown I'm actually
gonna say game one might be so bad for you I may have to give you a handicap for
the second third game we'll see how it goes but that just like might have to
be in order to make it more interesting remember Eagles round one of
playhouse anyway you ready yeah I think so you get the hell out of my
discord chat or what yep how ready to move dessert I'll start this just type
R when ready yeah I'll start like she's like a doctor okay for you guys
the van listen to me we cannot lose this you understand okay then you we
We got a lock in. We got a lock in. We can win this. We can win this. Let's go.
Wait, why am I kinda nervous? Like on the loax? Wait a minute. Is that just me?
Oh, loax. You need a- you need a screen share first of all.
Oh, oh, oh. W-coms, W-coms. Start virtual camera.
Virtual camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, how do I do this? Turn on camera? There we go.
is this what's up yo sonny's on the 25 gifted sir thank you very very much sonny sauce
okay yeah I'm tuned in very much okay are you ready
Uh, yeah, sure do.
Alright.
Fat weird- we can't lose to someone in Fat Chud Lolcali, you know what I mean?
I- I wonder if he changed his name to that.
I don't know.
I got Ninja Brain open, I got Jingo open.
something okay wait let me just think about it so we're gonna break break break
all the team tea okay this is easy this is free this is free yeah it's easy it's
actually free I'll try to lock in with the comms yep you're a blistering five
I've elowed head so should be a rigged match in your favor.
Aga.
Aga.
Aga.
Aga.
Two.
One.
Is it like a countdown?
Yeah, okay.
Yep, yep, yep.
All right, lock in.
I'm locked in.
5, 4, oh my god, no 10, oh my god, where's my DC?
He's already stressed, yeah, go that way, yep.
It's gotta be here, right in front of you, I see it.
Nice.
You see it.
Probably should have just jumped in the middle, but whatever.
Yeah, why are the, where the hell?
I don't want to think I should fall damage, is that an L play?
Well, you didn't have to go through the top, there's like the little side
tunnels you're gonna want to do that works
wait kind of clean clean clean clean calm I need some blocks to get the
frick out of here yeah yeah oh that's not cobble oh god's embarrassing you're
fine let's look for some trees shall we her I concur right here maybe you see
River as well. Yeah, probably probably gravel there. We're gonna build up like one
And then we're gonna go over here
But like whatever it'll work
Grab my wood back over here only grab my wood
Yeah, go the river honestly, yeah good
also
Ludwig just knew the temple. No, I noticed that I noticed that I just want to let you know that because it's like quite embarrassing
I agree. I don't have any you like no stone. You didn't take it out. Yes, that's why I'll just
Know how you have no stone like I didn't see any I didn't see any when you're building up. What is this on lucky?
That's fine. You're good. All right, time to bounce
So next and shovel don't remember like the boat
I'll cut my cut sandstone, okay I'm gonna need something, let me make a bucket I did okay.
I'm gonna bucket and then I'm gonna, you have gravel.
Yeah you can go around, there's some in the water.
I can make a...
I have tech for this but you don't know it.
Oh nice.
Like some food maybe before I fuck off into the desk?
Yeah, I would look.
W comms, offhand the flint.
No, chickens are shit, but if you have to get chickens, then I guess you have to, but...
Is what it is.
Is there anything further?
Just cool yourself on fire.
I'll see you get the chickens.
Yeah.
I would avoid eating any more chicken, I would eat like flesh instead, just so you don't waste it.
You can kill like one more we'll make what we have last stop running bitch
Oh, this one's right here. I'm just gonna kill this one too
Yeah, sure
Okay, and then your trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash
What that is throw away, hopefully it wasn't anything
I
Actually don't know
Oh, you threw out your boat
Give her lava nice
Bridge merchant
yep you know me actually bridge merchant homefield advantage some would say
yep actually real my hand real quick I can also make another boat when I craft
my gold armor here I think probably a good idea
What are we doing here? Is this um...
We're doing uh, crack smoke.
Crack smoke?
We're smoking some crack.
W? W? Crack smoke?
I think I saw the fortress past the bash, maybe I'm crazy though?
Yeah, I can tie it at the bit right up maybe.
Uh, okay, let me just put you down.
One, one, two, three.
This fucking piglet's got to grow up a little bit by the way.
I think it's alive. Yeah, yeah, you drop drop for a drop for it. There you go. Worth okay crack crack smoker
I remember yeah, this guy's on it. That's fine
It's gold
game push mom so it's
Wait one
Then it's
To up yeah bang bang bang break
Here lava one two three. Yeah, then perfect break. Oh
Up
Then just eat first just so we don't die like I'll see you now
You connect and then you make the you make the whole next to the chests
Right there
perfect see that guy turns over you can punch the guys in your hole just like punch one
and then they shoot, nice
just got some gold in case I need to distract
very good, good, good
you can empty a few more things into this chest actually
I need you to come out one actually
you, you, you, you, you, you
yeah, emeralds gonna powder
You stare fucking at me, I think I've lost you, you, you, split my string, let's place
a gravel here.
Sure, yeah that's fine.
Split my things, you guys need some more gold, no problem.
You legit have everything you need.
Yeah, well, did I see the fucking fortress over here by the way?
No idea.
Okay, so we're going to go all the way down, then this, then we're going to go one, oh
wait, F3G?
Right here on the floor is perfect, then we're going to go, uh, what the hell?
I have my thing the hill okay
Okay, so 16th we're gonna 12 then back on one two three this way that way that way
Try to take off will train as well like it could be more beneficial to go more right just like it around the
Yeah down. Yeah, I see I see the fort
Or is like to the left it's a it's around that lava. Oh, yeah
There and then you if you make sure you have a different block don't block what you grab
You kind of sick though now
Yeah, it's a fire
What the fuck oh fucking oh my god, what just happened there? It's okay. We live that was a little sketch
I didn't know that was correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was genuinely fucking sick
Jesus
No, you're tweaking out, but it's all good. We're alive
Just run straight. I mean, I don't see that if you see the spawner
I don't because like the rate but like it's kind of up to you honestly
I would go to your left. Yeah, I try to get over there to those bridges
I just can't see shit, so...
Yeah, there it is.
Hey, we're doing TNT Donut, remember that?
Yep, yep.
Oh, you did it, scorns.
The hell?
Oh, really?
That's the max.
W rates or what?
Yup.
W rates?
three four nice
run!
yeah back first remember to do the back first
and go up two yeah
and yeah you can connect the sign like that yeah it's working
I
Build this here
Okay
Good cage
Break these guys
Start building your nether portal
I like that.
And then after you build this, like you can empty out your inventory, but it's based
on...
You can.
Yeah, you can.
It's fine.
I like this.
I'm gonna go speak to Porkchop.
Oh, is it?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, hell no.
I can just...
Nice.
I didn't realize.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Didn't realize Jesus
How many rods six we could blinds?
Yeah, we can I'm down for that winning the golden hockey little but you essay or Canada
All right time to turn the ton of bounce
That's on it
That's fucked up
It's just back up the tree. Yeah, like this will work
Make sure you stand still, yep.
Good.
One more.
That's fine.
Just throw another one.
Is that good?
Yeah.
You can win safe.
That's good.
So I'm going to go left to the block.
Left.
So just go that like two blocks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like here?
And then.
This is good.
My mouse.
No hole, bro.
I died.
I died.
I died.
I died.
My mouse, no hole, bro.
I don't understand what happens to you.
Neither.
Logitech fucking mice.
Is that one more?
Yeah, one more of mine as well.
That's good.
Yeah.
OK.
Yep, send it.
Where am I going?
Get your eyes up, drops.
They're up on the mountain.
Oh, is that, like, following me?
I think this one's good for me.
Actually, I gotta kill one more anyway,
because I probably won't be able to stop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good.
Yeah, eat this.
Oh my god, so I'm going to have
and then the 129 on that angle.
We should be on the, um,
and then I would, honestly,
I would probably after you eat everything through the fire as well,
so we don't die, but some strength.
We're out, we're out, we're out.
So I have to go 129, which is this way.
Yeah, just to say, yeah.
I have to go to minus, yeah.
And then I'll fire us.
Yeah, yeah.
This is faster.
So we're going to, negative 312, which is that way, yeah.
So let's just pearl like up top maybe, or?
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
I like that, I like that.
I don't know, I'm not sure.
I don't know, maybe back down, I guess.
You need to go hard right, you need to go right.
Like, you need to go this way.
Yeah, this is the, this is the corner you need to go up.
It's all that you're right now with W coms,
actually huge coms from you, can't even lie.
So just build up here and then,
you need to go, you need to go like,
I didn't feel my bed, shit.
No, you're fine.
me fine you don't need a hungry set like as long as you enter the end and you're
above like like seven hearts you'll be fine
yeah for sure for sure so I have to go are you scared yeah yeah just mind
here so we're going negative 10 negative 10 negative 312 I have to go to the
I feel like fix my block there we go and then obsidian oh yeah you I see you
have flesh in your inventory still I probably won't fucking W I just like
saw 17 flesh
I think you're going to block off or something.
I'm going to block off.
Just in the direction and go.
Middle, middle, middle.
Yeah, this is good.
This is good.
We're going to go 3A.
I want to say Ludwig does.
That's disgusting and ugly.
Nope.
What?
We're going to go to the left here?
I could be down one of these, but I would turn, honestly.
Okay.
Yeah, I would like I would like full commit
All right pick like bottom left or something anything yeah try this
Yeah, I like the water direction
We're dormant. Yes, just block you can use obby that's fine and then just fucking send it
Yeah, make sure you use all your hobby here like switch blocks. Yep
My inventory is so gross by the way. It's it's fine. So once we set up the hobby. We're gonna we're gonna do a cleansing
Yeah, that's good eat while you're doing this
So the obvious
Yeah, run far back and do a crazy like inventory drop sesh
I can make your wolf first, but drop your items before you make beds, drop like a bunch
of sloths.
It's like pretty much anything, yeah that's good enough, well you throw your wood, you
throw your wood.
That's so ugly.
That, you have enough space, you have enough space, look at the dragon, make sure it's
good.
I think it's perching.
Oh my god, go.
My god, go knock
Well, I think I need to craft my beds earlier, maybe I don't know I
Mean that was fine. You just kind of fumbled the
Shut it shut it
I think I have to craft them like maybe in the fortress more like make them like a priority. I mean I
I was going to say that but like when you were ready to leave you already had all your odds pretty much
So there's no time you had no time
Like that was fine you just kind of fucked up the whip drop
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He's still finding the stronghold by the way
I know it's not clear
So the thing since you already had the first there's no more guaranteed perch, so it's completely random now. Oh really?
Yeah, okay, that's fun. I don't know that was ever brought up
Under a rock for eight months good luck
Watch this motherfucker take like 20 years of perp wait
Yeah, I don't think it's approaching
What happened the bro, I don't know hopefully he died you guys were literally like on the
Careful is fire you're like edging this shit dude fucking scared I
Can't I thought no, that's fine. It's fine. It's fine
Oh
You put it you put in a chest but like I didn't say anything because we didn't need it
Like we had so much bread at the time. They just like didn't need it. That's oh, yeah, just run in. Yeah, just run in
It might perch here like it like back up a bit and watch
It might perch in like three two
Nope. Wow crazy
unlucky
It looked like that looked like a first like so look like a first I thought so too honestly
Fucking careful to enter in I am I am
Well, can you like not so funny like all lost the guarantee so now it's just like random
It's fucking fire man, it's pissing me off.
Yeah, it's really good because you want to take the damage.
Look at dragon, look at dragon.
It might snap on this.
Ready?
Yep.
Right side.
Yep, here you go.
Nice.
Oh!
Oh, this is so bad.
Well, how do I fix this?
Oh, this is so bad.
Well, how do I fix this?
Oh, this is so bad.
oh this is so bad why do i fix this hit the head but it's just gonna reach in
you have my bed you're gonna have to wait for a fucking thing oh my god
each other there how did it place up top you just miss aimed like you must
move your master some time.
Wait, I'm like whoa now.
No, no purling anymore.
I don't know, do I have a flash here?
No, no, no, you don't, you don't, you don't.
Just get ready to run in and stay cool.
Fucking hell.
You saw these closest.
Is this an anchor?
It looks at all like it's going to
just run towards the fountain.
Is that an anchor?
I mean, if you remember how to
yeah you can I just like what caramel perch like a perch now I would just like
yeah oh you are you fucking overcrafted but it's fine you have one basically because you only have
oh yeah on your right maybe like if it goes now to start running in yeah just fucking
I can preemptively just start running in, just in case. Just in case. Just full commit running.
Okay.
First number three on... yep, right side, let's go.
Just don't find me around.
I think that shit lost.
Baby!
He bit you in!
If he leaves this match...
I thought the one was nice four minutes ago!
Oh my god!
Love you match.
I'm so disgusting and ugly and fucking chopped in a dumb ugly chud.
You fucking won.
That's all that matters.
Okay, why did the bed- how did the bed place on top by the way? How does that happen?
Because you, um, you moved your mouse and you aimed at like one pixel of the fire that was on top of the fucking obsidian
and so you air placed it on the fire.
You like- it's cre- you placed it on- there's literally like one pixel of the fire you can click on and you- you clicked it.
Which is crazy.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah.
I think maybe just before I leave Fortress, even if I have, I guess I just need to craft
my beds over here.
Even if you have all your rods.
Yeah.
Cause I was going to comment and then I looked, I thought you had six rods and I'm like
no, just commit to the blind, but it probably is safer.
Wait, so what happened to Ludd by the way?
Like, he like, why do you think I'm still on the find the stronghold?
I don't know.
Oh, he messed up both eyes.
Oh.
GG.
So that's why I throw like seven.
Make sure I have it.
It's not random after first perch.
It's like totally random after first perch.
What?
Really?
I know Fonberg told me he said something like,
I feel like you have a guaranteed three minute
perch or something.
but yeah that's the one that's like the guarantee yeah but like if you get the
guarantee perch it maybe they changed it but at least it used to be entirely
random some people are saying it is random I have no idea so much I think
it's not which is interesting because I've never I've never heard that before
I could ask someone
Pit jack bet those things are soaked. Well my pits are okay, bro
It wasn't that
Scared it was almost the pits were almost soiled. I feel like a few times
No, we're like the dry here like insta perches. Well cuz I'm like crafting
Yeah, I mean that was a really fast purge, yeah.
One thing to think of is like, you, I don't know how to explain it, but like, you should
always be finding time to empty your inventory on like most splits.
Like the fashion, the fortress, like any time you have downtime, you should just like
throw shit out.
What's your ban?
Oh, I'm just banning BT again.
because we haven't even figured it out.
That's fucking fine.
Can I even get BT in ranked?
Like is that up?
Can I get that?
You can't.
I think it's like 1200 plus or something.
Oh, is it a hard?
Oh, it was hard to do.
To be honest, it's not that bad.
I like, I could teach you it realistically
and I think you would get it.
Wait, what?
Is this guy stupid?
He asked me my band.
I said BT, then he said do you ban shipwreck?
Let me know when R.
We still have to ban two more.
Wait, yeah.
Is he trolling?
I don't really stop I don't really stop talking about
This guy's wrong. I don't know. Oh
I don't know
What do you mean? I don't know that's what they just so you guys just did
Whatever
I
Hold up learning
Fruit yeah, how's that?
Well, you guys you guys just did it in the way where you both fan too, right like you you alternate
That's what I thought first. Oh who starts you wait
Yeah, I couldn't figure this out for the life of me
I
I don't I don't know if it changes based off of who wins. I that part. I don't know
I that part of each I mean super can just ban first the other I would say
Loser gets to pick if they want to ban first or not. That's just like yeah
Dude super none of the way they do seeds and seed banning makes sense. It's actually the worst system
They've ever invented way how?
In actual tournament you ban seeds
It's a best of five for the first three matches, and then they throw it out the fucking window
And now your band doesn't matter you band one for three matches, and then they go forget about it
We're done with the banding phase
You were referencing the great steed pick band system. We have in playoffs
Which dumb ass invent was it you?
Um, you did you like the system or do you not like the system? It's fucking stupid
It was bad then it was Oliver for those of you like the pick-band system you can thank me it is horrible
No, it's actually though. I know it's so shit. It's fine
I don't know how it works. We get off. I just came in to have a little bit
But I actually have no idea what type of does it's only the it's only the finals
That's best of three like on the weekend. It's a double elan bracket. I guess we can accept for grand finals is just one seat
So I
Considering the one time I coached both my students lost in the first round both times I went on four
Um, I have no shred of an idea how the basic three picking so how are you sick of that?
Well, I don't know I think I'm stupid
But I think I'm figuring out if you go to the mid-offside the illa leaderboard bit cells got a thousand you know
What four digits you've never graced on your house and a place. Oh my god place the thousand and ten yep gold
Who used to work in the inner circle of the Minecraft MCS are interesting
Yeah, yeah, like you've lost those connects, okay, they
Keyword keyword there used to don't forget that part not anymore. So we can't go back now
We can't go back super. We can't go back. I think that's part of the rules. Yes, no matter
Okay, so no DT so I'll ban first then you ban then I ban and you ban okay
So you
Yeah, super you should ban twice because you want my ban twice to my one winner be one of the big
Uh, first ban is going to be village.
I will be banning buried treasure.
I will ban ruin portal.
So we're doing shipwreck.
All right.
That's right.
We are.
Okay.
Shipwreck.
Sounds good.
Why do you hate villages?
Good luck.
I think everyone in this tournament is going to be a village idiot who can only mine 16 stacks of bread.
Before leaving.
That's fair.
So I think getting good at the other ones is...
The one that can do the advantage though, because you get like a time safe?
I think it's just such an advantage to go to places where people are uncomfortable.
I don't even want to try to. I'm never going to go to the village.
I agree with that.
Alright, good luck, good luck.
Alright, peace out.
See you guys. Good luck.
Alright, Village, what do I usually forget? I usually forget the gravel.
I forget to craft the bow.
You know, you're playing shipwreck.
Shipwreck. Throw everything out the window.
No in shipwreck. What do I usually forget?
Do you swim to the shipwreck before you craft the boat you get right first yes, okay?
So you always always go to the ship first all the food chest
You forgot
Okay food chest iron chest come back two logs two logs only
way um make it make yo shit I'll tell you exactly what what the crash because I
know all the iron and gold amounts like I I know everything
pickaxe and flint and steel I know that and a thing and shears if you get
That's true. Oh my god. I'm so fucking scared
There's gonna be do that in a shovel
Where is it? What the hell?
Fucking give it to me on a search. It's too old strats. We think they get some gold from the ocean monument like that
That I people have done that right. I think someone's made a challenge account where they do that
Holy fuck get the nuggets. Yeah
It's okay, it's okay, nice. Nice door knowledge.
Can I get the soup? Ah fuck it, fuck the soup.
Ow! Ow!
You have gold carrots, so like you will be fine.
I have gold carrots we mean.
Like you have carrots and you can make gold carrots in the Bastion.
Or you can like, you can fucking gold now.
I have to dig down for some stone.
Alright, I think you have eight iron.
Nah, you can just make gold axe, honestly.
So yeah, just craft make your iron nuggets in the ingots first
W comes oh my god
Iron shovel iron pick. Yeah
I'm sure they'll go that's yeah, it's gonna shit on wood
Delete the shit. Yep, delete the shit
Get like you can get like 16
Yeah, it's fast, so...
That's what I do in Rating 2.
We're gonna make a boat?
Yep, boat doors.
Doors? And we're gone.
Now you're just kinda looking for the ravine or kelp.
I would kind of, my advice is orbit around the ship kind of.
It can only be within 10 chunks of the ship, like the ravine.
This part you're kinda on your own, cause like, the bit rate is like, it's like an atrocity to fucking see this shit.
I this is like already too far like I would turn around and kind of keep
Circling kind of the close island honestly
This could be it let's find out together yep yep get your door and your gravel
Okay, holy fuck
It's funny
Oh, Flint, did you get the throwback?
Oh, double Flint?
Go to an L shape
That's, there's like a thousand, I wouldn't do that
I think it's on the wall, right?
Yeah, I would
Sure
Yo yo yo yo yo
Oh my god
It's okay, we're getting a little silly with it
get an actual there and then yeah you kind of picked still a dodgy place to
do this but I can really I couldn't really correct you fast enough so you're
just gonna clear this and then you're gonna you're gonna have to replace that
wall man with lava but we'll do that after so that's fine that's no problem
Actually like
Yeah, that way or this way they're both like 40
Yeah, you're looking very up, which is a problem. That's like 40. Yeah, I'll just go that way. I'm just gonna
Okay, so wait I don't have to try make
You're fine you're fine you're chilling you're chilling chilling like a villain
Just uh, yeah, why are you up here?
Don't be afraid to use some of your wood to do like 50
Hmm, I would like I would get gold on your hot bar now just so you don't like fucking
get attacked by a
evil wizard in the
Forest so I should definitely save my food for when I get to the Bastion and make golden carrots
Yeah, gold carrots is the play. You know if flesh you can eat whatever there's the Bastion
It's like I can't tell either housing yours. Yeah, you
Was it housing or stables? I don't know
How's it yeah
You can vote that and you could do a manhunt
oh yeah boat on this island and then boat to the next thing and just run away
from this haul and quick one to get down
you can get more nether rack like as you big up here like big up and get
another rack yeah you want to make you want to make your manhunt out of
another act
oh my god
erm
okay we can just mine tree
we want to come back with
a bit of stuff because we need a boat
okay
erm that's okay
that's okay
get three
and then make a wood axe
and then
get a boat
you're frickin
after this stop-punchin' you're good.
Make a wood ax and a boat.
And maybe even a pick, too, just in fucking case, man.
And then we can go back.
Hey, okay.
Okay.
Uh, go... is it more to your left, right?
I feel like it's like...
Yeah, it was...
Yeah, it's like next to those trees.
Yeah, I think so.
I see, I see, I see, I see.
I think you'll see it right now.
Honestly not the worst time is.
It's pretty bad but it's like recoverable.
Which is the good news. Wait.
It's, it's, it's ravine. Pretty sure.
Get in there. Okay.
Not awful. I mean it's awful but you know.
Can you let this one
Recoverable because lovely gonna choke harder true or false recoverable death. I think it's true
Follow my little path I made for myself
The fucking the wood beacon I don't know what fell in the lava though. That's a little sketch
I don't know.
I don't know.
We'll find out.
Hopefully not everything.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We're going to find out.
Back to the island.
It looks like the mobs despawned.
That's actually pretty nice.
Shelfla doesn't look like anything fell on the lava.
I swear something did, but...
It looks so chill.
Like, you got your carrot, you got your water.
It looks so chill. Like, you got your carrots, you got your pick.
You even got the gold back! What the fuck? How'd they not trade it? That's crazy.
Alright, that's really lucky actually.
Okay, are we doing manhunt, I guess?
You can rip a manhunt's skis. Just remember, if you need to throw gold, you got three.
I would build the full bridge first, and then, like, you can come, like, go and access chest or something, like...
Is this?
Oh this is fucking crazy.
Yeah we can, I guess we can go this way.
This is, you're gonna go left.
You're, yeah, you need to go, plug in left.
Yeah this is where the-
Aw, I'm a little scared.
You're making like, detour-
Yeah, I have a little lost, but...
Where is the thing?
Right in front of you, where the pig is.
Okay, so we're here, right?
Yeah.
Okay, that's fine.
Honestly, better than dying again.
I'm scared I'm so fucking scared right now by the way I have to reset the world I can
No reset reset reset reset
That's bad. That's okay. You're on the back. You're on the back. That's all we can do.
That's really bad.
Get the suit.
What if it's like a fucking poison suit though? It's just like 20 million fucking.
like it can't be a rink disabled all the time
oh what is it what so what where you go what island are you going to
oh wrong island
oh fuck bro my guess just through top down look i'm built for manhunt
that was fine i was gonna tell you to like go get a chest and then there's
too late i you should use your gold more just
like throw it around
I
Care your shovel in your bucket
Gold axe
All this is a disaster class performance for me. I'm such a fucking ugly child. I smell like shit
This is easily winnable stuff you're against fat shed wall cow. It's actually so true
You remember that
Okay, that's enough
Your ravine was like near some fucking island
It's more your left now like it's definitely more in your life. It's not where that kelp is go laugh
Yeah left enough left and then straight. Yep. This is your being I want to say
Here I'm gonna get some gravel here. Oh
oh it's so bad eat your soup as you're going down okay it can't be bad but you
got saturation yeah yeah pick a better L this time it's fun one like this but yeah
do it from okay fuck you man what the hell
well I don't know what you did hold on
break your break the doors yeah
Yeah, it's still a okay spot, but it's better than last spot.
Bro, don't look away from the general.
I'm not even the one playing him, I'm having a good time right now.
Yeah, me too.
Oh wait, what?
Oh, same thing.
You get a cobble on your bottom left.
I don't know how.
Like fucking party your walls cobbles and stuff.
Is that recoverable?
Yeah, get water.
You're gonna have to like...
Do some weird shit.
Oh, I think I know what to do.
Yeah, there you go.
And then grab.
And then bang, bang, bang, bang.
And then we're gone.
Oh, ffff.
Some 12 entry, not bad.
I think it's this way, right? This fashion?
Yep, I think so. Up we go.
Let's get some blocks this time, what do you think?
Some nether rack?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck me, man.
Fuck me, I'm just such a dumb ugly loser.
Okay.
Is it this way?
Yeah, yeah, 100% yeah.
I got a little disembobulated looking at this another fight the third time.
I'm just like, I don't know where the fuck we are.
Yeah, because I'm gonna go over here and we drop that bow down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking housing, man.
I think housing might be my worst bastion, I'm not gonna lie, probably should grind that
out a bit more.
I don't think that's true, Stable's gotta be worse.
Maybe he's the greatest to do it.
The answer I was looking for, but that's fine.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm just kidding you, uh...
Wait, so where do I have to go this side?
That way, yep.
So go... oh my gosh, there's a goal there or something.
Like what do I do?
Like, how do I go over there?
Just go by the bar, like, before you build the fucking bridge, go loose a double chest
that you would run to.
The one at the bottom.
You just gotta go up.
You're in a fucking, like, spot right now.
Yeah.
You have gold.
There are gold there too.
Just like, get a helmet or something.
There you go. Play games.
You go build air, you go bridge up.
I'm not speed bruising.
Good. You need a little more flesh on the bone.
That's fine.
I got a gold throw.
Yep.
And then I have to block off this.
Block off where you were.
Here?
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just get a rocket.
I can just make twist it around.
I'll get you, I'll get you.
Where did you break that off?
Oh, and then one, two, and then clear, and then yeah, and then you break, and then gently
push it.
Gently.
And then break, break, break, break, and then spam, and jump.
Down. Two. Three. One. Two. Three.
Break. Like. Oh, you're back to your cool.
Thanks. Cold.
Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Maybe you'll die. Maybe you'll die.
See, you have this part down. This part's like flockwork.
I hope I get enough opi from this.
Yeah you will, you will, you will, you will.
And then we're gone as soon as we get better work.
Okay, see you.
I think you only have like one fire as I tell you about.
Yep, yep.
Get rid of you, get rid of you, get rid of you, get rid of you, get rid of you, get rid of you.
You throw up the goal, go get the coal to make carrots.
True.
Love you Pounds.
Can I?
Okay, we all start going to the fortress.
I'm gonna know how to get there.
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, just make the carrots now because we're gonna need them to get to the...
I'm actually so fucking smart.
I forget to need them.
What if I just also do like some stuff here?
Is this like bad?
I mean, probably.
Oh, I have to make, how do I do this?
One, two, three, four, like nine, and then...
Yeah.
Can then...
Care?
Okay.
You have to re-enter the table.
That's so dumb.
Yeah, that's pretty dumb actually.
Dude!
I'm getting tilted.
Dude, you need to fucking drop some shit.
What? Why is it?
You're not even...
Oh my God!
Whatever the brain melt give me the string make a stone axe you have black stand so you can do it
ask me
Okay, my brain is next
Geez
He's good. He could he could check that in fight. I got it here
Let's go left. Yeah
I thought to leave the top
I guess so.
I know.
Man.
Where's this fuck-ass fortress? Do I have to- I probably have to e-ray it now?
The ass is in case-
Yeah, you should- you should.
It's like 20 million fall damage for fun, what do you think?
Give me the food for it.
It's fine.
Alright, it's a beautiful e-ray. Right here.
I have to go- right here's good.
And then...
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
So 12, so about at 8.
And then back on, 1, 2, 3, and then back on.
Not this way.
Not this way. So we're gonna go 1 here, go to 12.
That way.
So it's gotta be this way. Okay, good.
And we'll go back to 12, and then jump doors off.
And then...
How do I wanna purl to navigate this?
I guess we could just go up there like yeah, maybe it opens a good chance
No, okay. I'll just I guess you just go around
This kind of chops. I wonder if there's a better path, but we're gonna commit to this right there. Oh this looks good
this looks a
Almost send amazing
That should land I think that lands
If they in the strongholds in the next like 8 minutes maybe.
Throw out your fucking Gullax.
I'm like you're gonna just have to mine out the spawner so you don't have that many
explosives
uh...
help me
help me
faster
don't flash
what do you do about that?
just annoying I mean you the solution is just a little wait for it to drop like
wait for it like I guess I'll try to kind of do shit if we go up and down yeah
this thing gets it done build your portal crap your beds fucking whatever
anything you can do in the meantime just do it
Guys let's go fucking and here
Come down and then there you go
We put on fire what a bro
I'll pick up an Albie that was almost really bad really scary actually let's just go things out
Do do do do do you also make one more gold care if you like you don't
I don't think you have to craft anything. You already have all the ingredients.
Yeah, there you go.
Boy, that's huge.
Okay, we're out.
Maybe not, maybe not brave enough.
Is this the last wine portal ever seen in human history?
They go to the flat part? Yeah.
Amazing.
You could sleep if you really don't want to risk the daytime shit.
Did I stand still there long enough?
You were totally moving out there on the run.
Is that gorgeous?
Nice, perfect.
Yeah, that's gorgeous.
Left three blocks.
No, that's, oh wait, that's perfect.
That's gorgeous.
We're at first ever two eyes thrown.
Let's fucking go.
Oh wait, no, we threw three eyes, actually I left.
Noooo, maybe six.
Bro, that.
I'll get another. Yeah, you can check.
I'm going to, um...
Negative eighty seven.
Negative eighty, so it's this way.
We're going to, 108 to negative 206, it's just like a straight line though.
Yeah, literally.
How do we go around them?
maybe yeah bottom right of the hole have a little gap and check it out
virus maybe they're like around here maybe yeah yeah do that
let's get up hold back to the oh this is really fucked actually it's okay I think
we'll just like throw it back yeah there you're already like block lunch or
something I'm scared for your well-being actually really good times thanks
I don't want to wait.
Aww.
Negative.
I don't want to wait.
Negative.
Do I just go into the lava?
Oh wait, they're like...
You could burl at that,
and then you kind of have to bridge back towards the Bastion,
but like, it's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
No, I actually just want to...
Yeah, just pretend like, yeah, this is good. Just do this.
Like, you have to do some, like, bullshit regardless. It's like, either you pearl in the middle of a lava or, like, oh, you got a...
Oh, wait, negative 206?
This is crazy about how the seat is close, because, like, you fucking died a lot.
You know, you're not even wrong about that one.
You just at the end of the day you have to remind yourself that you are against fat shit
lol cow and that's...
So it happens.
They just fuck it, send it down middle to the left.
Yeah, I just didn't watch it.
I guess.
Fuck you instant avid randomly.
Fuckin' no tech.
Nope, nope.
Try the iron door I guess.
These are like kind of awkward I would
Just go back to starter just real quick. You can check those you can check the spot
Garrett pals when you need you one
Nice
Let's go anywhere else
Can we get some jobs like what are these fighters doing bro disgusting
Yes
I actually smoked this see by the way if I don't fucking shut out for eight minutes by the little fun fact
Where was it?
I don't know.
What the fuck is it?
There.
So it's still...
I was just trying.
It's kind of an F.R.
Yeah.
Fuck!
Jeech.
Nah, it's fine.
Jeech.
That's fine.
That's better.
That's one that's gonna be so much better.
Wait, so it's gonna be...
I ban BT.
He bans Village.
He bans Village.
And then we have...
I ban BT.
He bans Village.
Then we have...
Yeah, I guess I'll do the cider if they if you do the same dance. Yeah
Ripper was fine
You know I had a die for like for like the content, right?
That's believable
Ggs boys ggs. Oh
Yeah, ggs ggs
Gg tough one. Hey, that was a tough one. You want to know what happened to me on that run
Deli see sure you're not the bastion made my way back
Can you fucking pick up my shit went for manhunt and then jumped in lava and then had to restart the seed
Wet manhunt. Yep
Do you speed bridge?
No, actually it was a fucking it was like a I dropped my fucking spaghetti everywhere. Actually it was bad
You know, I mean, that's why this is good, bro. I mean, this is not the tournament
This is like this is live game reps. Oh, I'm getting a live replay from Tim here. What?
Oh my dude can Tim get a job bro like?
Like can this guy get a fucking job?
What do you go fucking swim?
Sorry, I didn't I didn't I was I didn't expect to see the clip. It was a way funnier
seeing the clip because you just
You dove it you dove in like a like Scrooge McDougs McDoug does and do a big pot of gold
Hey, well I game three you won the first game by the way, you crushed me the first game I did
So, you know comes out of game three curious you get first ban can't go to
It's we have a village and we have room portal yet. Do you want to be first-band or second-band?
I will be first
Wait
You don't want to be first man. Yeah, I'd rather be second man because there's only three. I agree. I'll be second man
Okay. Yeah, I think it's that's better
Okay, BT ruin portal and then village village. I'm gonna ban village. I'm sticking to my strategy man
I'm gonna ban. Oh, wait a minute. I could force a BT
You could yeah, we could have a spicy game three just a
Absolutely true trying to find it. I think it'd be really nice honestly like
To check it run around with their heads cut off could be nice
It would be funny. I mean, I think the winner it will come down to who finds the fucking yeah
Well, oftentimes BT's also have shipwrecks to sometimes. Yeah
I'm gonna ban BT. I think we're going room portal. I think that's a smart
That's safer it's smarter. It's a smart one
All right, well take your time
Yes, I'll go to me. So let's go to me man, all right
All right, I'm gonna pee real quick, and then we'll come back and then I'm
Just send it right then we're gonna devour. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking hug. I'll be right back
I'm a little hound
I didn't mean to scare you guys I'm sorry
Chad, do you think when he leaves and he says he has to go to PD, do you think he's actually
going to PD or do you think he's like giving some bullshit?
No?
What do you think he's doing instead?
Vape break.
Does he vape?
Yes, well if you guys are saying it has to be true, I believe you.
I think you guys would never lie to me.
Is that true?
Okay, that's good.
Hey, he's coming back.
He's coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
Welcome back.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I beat our, not BT, room portal.
There is going to be limited food most likely.
We can go for some mobs in the overworld.
Yep.
Unless we have like 20 golden carrots in the chest.
Probably gonna have to make if there's a golden axe we grab it break the chest
Probably not gonna be enough iron for a bucket, but there's gonna be obsidian and a pick and a flint and steel or a fire charge
We're gonna grab probably a stock a stock a stack of wood
If there's no golden axe we make a stone axe 62 months ago. Yes
Already
Fucking yeah, send it through a game here. They had to be this way, you know for the content
It's actually scripted like come on you guys do this
All right, I am ready I think
You ready and yeah, I'm ready
Okay, if it's manhunt or sorry if it's housing maybe we just do top-down or like grab a chest first
Yeah, I was initially trying to like kind of guide you to the chest but it was a little
scuffed. Also, I am not okay listen don't take this as a as a blame angle yeah but all I'm saying
When you told me to get netherrack my break like I
Cuz like obviously I need it to like build the bridge to the wood doesn't burn on that first death
So I kind of like short circuited you know what I mean
Well on the piglet
What yeah, cuz remember I like died in that corner. I'm like I remember
It's my fault, bro. No one don't even sweat it. It's my fault
No, it's all good, bro. It's okay. It's shit like that happens
Your fault never
I can just build up and then grab another rack honestly, I should have done but
Fine
No, it's my fault. It's my fault
There's like infinite things you can always do on a death. Usually usually
In some in some capacity
I've read it up, bro. I'm waiting for Ludwig. I don't know what he's doing. Maybe talking to his...
Yeah, where the fuck? Oh.
Let's go.
Alright, so ruined portal. Low on food. We look for mobs.
Unless there's a... unless there's a what? Like, what's... how many golden carrots, like me?
Uh, yeah.
Wait, why are faces like this?
Oh, village.
What the hell?
Yeah!
What? What?
Get on!
BANG!
He's it.
No, you literally, he's never gonna let that down.
I can't leave you one-two-one.
Alright.
Alright.
I
Focus
Axe build a portal now as well. I mean
Check the hoe in chat if it's still touching my leaves check the hoe I'm breaking nope
them on lucky
would
for us
yeah
get these trees that are also worth the check
playing the sword ship
it's a bit of a hot it
if the access mending you should not make a stop at x might break unlucky
it's in stone shall we
it's like a wood pick as well which is a little criss cross but yeah
just a little the way what life is so people this you know make just on ax stone
shovel you don't need you should never make a stone pick on room portal and make
a boat good good good good okay fucking get a bit more word like another
tree or two before you break the axe
You should use like sword or something when you're killing them or stodax. Yeah
Yeah, that's that's nice it's good
All right, I just focus fear like pigs are better than sheep always and so
Pigs are like the best because they don't run away like like crazy like cows do yeah cows fall
Fucking they're gone. They're fucking awesome
some
I also get some wool from this thing upgrade. Oh, he made a stone pickaxe. That's that's adorable
Yeah, I'm going. I'm going quite frankly. I find that adorable. I'm actually out of here by the way. Yeah, you are actually out of here
All right, let's fucking win this shit, bro
Wow. Oh my god. Hey, I need to know that
This
Begin with the backshots just go up there. Yeah
You could like if you don't even wait you have armor right go on her. Yeah, you're chillin
It's either housing or stables I know I know which one
Yeah
Actually, I need a wait need fucking iron. Yeah
How do I do this?
Dig two to the left of the double.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then put a block above you.
Shift block.
Yep.
Smart.
Yep, you have enough now.
You have enough iron.
So make your pick and then in that chest there's string.
You should loot it.
Yep, nice.
And then check the other chest behind you for...
Yep. Get the obby, fuckin' gold.
You can get the boot, yes, I'll speed ya.
Okay, then...
This is stable, so you need to make your way down to the middle.
You're currently on the right triple, and you need to be towards the middle.
Yes, I go this way, yep.
You can just go down here, this is fine, and then to your right.
Yeah, and then go this way, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, if you go down one floor, like if you find your way down one floor without dying,
There you should see the staircase. Yeah, cool
Yeah, you can check this. Yeah, so that's keep on keep going. Yeah
Good good good
May it's remember to lock in
You're a block lower than you should be but that's fine. You can put a block behind you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect. Then crouch and then break the little window thing.
Break it over the right and then block the window when you're done.
No gold bro. Okay, I need to right here.
I didn't break that. I think I almost did.
Just break it now. Yeah, that's all.
You're a spin gold. You live. Nice. Actually, good. That was good.
Most of the gold is at your left, yeah.
We should be at least 3 more blocks, yeah. That's all the other blocks.
And then you gotta give them the gold, and then get the top blocks.
So I'm going to fucking yeah, this works
Who taught you this fucking dig spot? Yeah?
There's no way I taught you to dig you said somewhere near there. I might not be exact but
Oh, that scared me so bad
That was no audio is even scarier
You probably picked up like a lot of the gold. Oh, never mind. You just won't turn.
I'm like, I'm so obvious.
Fucking throw shit together.
Fucking yep, never.
You have 50 more gold, by the way.
You should pick it up.
Throw it back in.
I'm like, no obvious. I got loot chest here.
You just fucking picked it up again.
Throw the gold in a corner, not in the hole.
You can go check chest.
You can go check chest.
You're slippery
Okay, so we're gonna go check chests?
Yeah, go up to the right.
Nope.
Uh, yeah, uh, down, left, like, you need to go back where you came from.
No, down, down, down, down, down, down.
No.
What?
Go back to the trades.
You freaking, you gotta go through the gap hole.
Oh, yeah.
And then go down the stairs all the way, fucking, dude, the stress.
I don't want to die.
Yeah, fucking don't die.
Check the other gap.
See if it's good or bad because we can find another chest this way.
I mean that's good.
Don't go down there.
Just throw in your sword.
Throw in your gold sword.
Okay.
Go all the way up.
Yep.
And then go up here.
Yep.
And there's going to be a chest all the way at the end of this.
Don't open it in the open.
Yeah, like block yourself in.
That'll be good.
I'm going to check my trades, like what's going on.
You should be getting the strings from these, but it's fine.
I'm going to have a lot of strings, fine.
Yeah, sure.
What do I do now?
Probably just check your trades, because they're done.
Because there's a chance you got 20.
There's a chance the 50 go give you nine.
If not then I will fucking try my best to guide you to the other thing else.
Where do I go back to my trades?
Just go down a floor, two floors actually.
One, two, and back in a food, it can't have abbey.
Oh, I knew that by the way.
Here.
Yeah, it's cool.
That has been turned into a mess.
Yeah, you might have 20.
Did you go fully-check?
No. Oh, 17.
Yeah, you're just gonna have to go up and finally.
That's fine.
You have fire ants?
Yeah, I have plenty.
Oh, yeah, you have...
I just go top to like this.
Back to your little hole.
I remember.
down and left to your fucking gap hole
down down down down into the left
yeah yeah yeah
spassion is a fucking disaster by the way
you have to like strip my yeah go
through here go up this check for if
this is a because we know one's a
triple I don't know but the other one
because we already lose the triple yeah
go to this like there's gonna be the one single chest remember it's gonna be in
the back corner it's just buried like it's it's on your's not in the corner
you're in the middle yeah go to the back to the left you're not in the
Yeah this it's just underground like it's it's like it's in the fucking
Sure
Thank God
I didn't see the fortress did I I don't think so I didn't see it I
Mean you just fucking mainly find it but just pirate something does not take that long
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven eleven so we're going to nine one two three
there that way straight that way just straight yeah go okay fire is yeah easy clap it's good we
We have five more mutton.
Get a better block?
Oh, that's fine, that's fine.
You need fucking, so it's a good like block.
It's, doesn't feel like a good block.
No, it doesn't feel like a good block.
It doesn't at all, but it is a good block.
I have soul speed, I don't have to worry about it.
True, I didn't even fucking think about that, but it would be scary to me.
yeah i would go i mean there is terrain down but this works
if this is blocked off then try to just
okay this is fine
oh nice
i just have to take some stupid fall damage i think
the CEO of
fucking fall damage you like that shit?
keep it keep it nice and chill with the player that was good i like that
i see spawner spawner spawner spawner is visible
wee woo wee woo
i don't even know where lute is i'm gonna mention don't actually don't even tell me
no he's in the
i've a
you gotta craft your
bed
bed beds plural make two
all you need to do is make one wall
yeah that's fine
and then make two beds
cool
stick
I think it just didn't drop.
Oh yeah, it dropped XP.
I'm lucky.
All sand is a good block, everybody.
What did you say?
Did you know?
I'll go.
I'm trying.
Fucking surveillance things. Just don't let a blaze, like, don't camp an edge for too long
you get spawned on and hit off you will be upset no that's fine that's fine that's not a problem
don't be careful with where you're where you're standing when it comes to the
Oh, I got fire as well, that's been three minutes already.
It's all good, that's the one thing that's legit and possible to like remind you, because
it's like, there's no timer, I just have to like mentally clock three minutes.
I'm not gonna do this shit, I'll try.
Nice. Good to lie.
I like to lie.
I'm just trying to get a burn out here, this is fine.
Please don't go into the tree, I got awesome.
Yay.
Perfect.
Nice aim.
To the left, so we're gonna jump to the burrow or...
Yeah, yeah, let go that way.
Also, let's go a bit more than left. Let's go a bit more than that
Let's just be safe and go on top of this tree in front of you
But let's just let's just guarantee the second I hit you know what I'm saying like you're ahead by a fucking metric amount
Let's make sure it's just got but is it fine?
This is fine
No, I can't throw it again
the third one.
What the fuck, mouse, mouse, dude.
No, you know what's crazy?
My mouse is doing the same thing as yours.
Is this good?
Yeah.
Bang.
Easy.
Let's grab these, shall we?
It takes 20 million fall damage.
Just killin' the blaze maybe, I don't know where my pearls are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck that shit, go killin' the blaze.
Uh, wait, let me just, uh, get this crap.
I say I still have some, but...
Yep.
I see one more.
One more.
And then we need to go angle minus 24.
Minus 24, where the hell is that?
I'm trying!
Gotcha.
You can make your breath now, you can.
Minus 24 is like right, this is straight.
So am I going at 120? Oh, we just like
You can yeah
Let's my little commit to it. Just like I think if you keep digging this way you'll hit the open terrain
Maybe and if not then like I don't know. We already committed to it. I think we just lock in and we just go
I gotta dig down to know just fire is now in case you fucking some bullshit happens
You just need to get out and yeah fucking down
I need this little hole yeah. Don't make sure your y level is lower.
Yep.
Byrons don't eat a fucking, don't want you to die byrons. Just not sure.
Okay.
Dig out this.
Perfect.
I don't do that often nowadays, but like, I think when I first started, I did it a lot.
It's more of a mental thing, mechanical thing, it's fucking picker boy and go, bro.
Oh, no, I'm not one of these.
No, that might be it literally. I heard some fish. Yeah, I heard some fish. Yeah
How many beds we have none I just like craft in the pit
Yeah, I think do this right on a girl just throw shit in your inventory right now. Just like you can control drop items. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine
Yep, if you want you have ten beds you can set a safety bed
it's like not a bad idea just like jump out of the pit and fucking click a bed
you're a head bite in infinite amount right now yep and then just fucking go
might as well
all right let's go
set up the abbey
Yeah, that's good.
Hop art's good to go.
Do we have any shoes?
Probably not, but we're fine.
I saw you fucking...
Well, I can't do anything here.
This is all you.
I can try to call out the perch.
That's all I got.
Make sure you don't take any fireball damage.
I'll just build up a crying obby if it shoots up.
Alright.
Now, lots of mass.
Lots of mass.
Make sure you don't take any fireball damage, or I'll just build up a crying obby if it's
Lots of mass
If there's a little circle bullshit around you it means it's trying to like fireball you soon usually
of
Okay, it's possible it could start to go in, just like, give it a look.
Batchy could snap.
Batchy, yep.
Left side.
Keep it stated.
true you died twice and you fucking almost won the seed
star that's crazy bro that's crazy bro 12 minute enter
you had a 12 minute lead you all you were in the fucking stronghold
It's so embarrassing.
That's how it is, that's how it is.
It's going.
I was eye-spy at 13 minutes to see it, really.
Oh shit.
I have not told you that.
I fucking, I was in lockdown.
Yes!
I won!
Yes!
No, literally, it's just like if there's one thing you practice on your own or whatever just practice bashing son, yeah
GG GG's brother
Thank you guys
Where was the abbey chest through you know where it is
Was it?
Yeah, I was buried. It was buried.
Was it the single?
It was the single that was buried at the top.
Oh, wow.
Left side.
I checked everything. I literally forced him to check every check.
It was double good gap, so I traded. That was slow.
Oh, yeah. That was tough.
Let's coach it right there.
Right around every single fucking chest, I was like, where the fuck is this thing?
Yeah, it probably went through literally everyone except, well,
Except well, I went for bottom stairs. Yeah, I went for a bunch
No, we literally checked every single chest and there's a lot
GG GG, how you feel for the event?
I
Feel pretty good. Honestly, I think the weakest part for me is bastions. I'm kind of like I kind of like drool on myself when it
Comes to bastions like it was
I work on that a little bit. Yeah, I gotta learn that bow die because I changed my sense today, and that's a game-changer
bro something's wrong with my
my
Jingle sometimes when I like go to zoom in on the
Right my mouse like snaps
That happened to me today. I see that happens you like consistently. Yeah, it kind of pisses me off
I don't know why it does that
Did I do it a fix?
Or like Oliver the maybe they but now
They don't I don't know they don't have problems. You know what I mean? They're lives are great. They're millionaires now
They're just swimming in it true
Well GG, so I owe you a you that you have to come up with an outfit for me
And skin and then I also you also added a hot fan boy. It's very good. I like that
is that the emo yeah maybe give you a chatter me no refresh maybe I don't know if you can
see it but no I'm seeing what a twister 3000 thinking one fun boy thinking what is that
what a twister 3000 thinking hot femme boy thinking yeah it's a combo it's a pretty good
actually I like that a lot yeah it's actually really good all right did you brother you're
a ranked or you going to deadlock? I might rank it up a bit. What are you doing? I'm
gonna grind bowdye for 45 minutes probably. Bro, can I be honest with you though? That
first game I was so nervous for some reason. I don't even know why. It was like... Dude,
you're gonna feel that this week or weekend. I guess so bro. It's stressful. Like why
is this more stressful than like all the other shit I've done? I don't get it.
I was like fucking, oh shit I can't lose this. I was like oof. Were you stressed
playing Overwatch? No. In Overwatch League? I like my first match, but like past that?
Really? Yeah, it's also way more embarrassing to die. That's it. That's the death is
Oh, that death is so bad. Yeah, you did take a swim. But you didn't give up. You didn't.
True. And that's beautiful. True. All right, buddy. Well, good luck this week. Thank you,
Let me know what the skin is. Yeah, I will we'll concoct something for you. We'll figure it out. Okay. Okay
All right, peace out brother
Thank you fine bird
My bird, how are you big fine bird?
Bro, he was up late last night and he streamed for 12 hours. That guy's probably tired as fuck.
I don't know if you're surprised he didn't pass it out.
No, it's actually so freak. I legit went to bed.
I think when I set my alarm on the stupid app, it's an alarm, you know,
like the little you gotta do math to wake it up otherwise it's like that shit.
Yeah.
It's up for four hours and 47 minutes.
I'm not tired. I'm not tired, which is crazy.
I literally woke up 20 minutes after I woke up, went live, just ended.
Ended I have a fucking YouTube recording with some Australian people 11 p.m. Is our recording
I'm actually playing a 16 hour day people who say oh streaming such a that we I'm actually working like top five hardest job
Well, you have another recording like in a few minutes. Well, yeah, I'm doing a recording with some other minecraft guys from Australia
11 p.m. So you did one this morning then you streamed
Then you're doing no, I didn't do one this morning. I just streamed for 12 hours
The ball actually was on stream, but like I had that's why I had to wake up. Yeah
Gotcha, so Baltro in the 12 hour stream into a Minecraft recording. So it's like a six-hour work day on four hours
Yeah, no, legitimately like the hardest job there probably is no I actually agree
Like you can't even can maybe only second having to mentally bounce back like you did after the road. Did you oh my god that game, too?
Okay, let me rephrase what I was saying by the way fruit
I'm the oh, he muted cool tough
Devin, oh, I actually have to fucking go but yeah congrats on the win. All right. Peace out, bro
Wait fruit, let me rephrase what I was saying earlier. Okay, it was not an L calm. I think it was perhaps a
um, I
Think I know what you're saying. Yeah, you get what I mean like I heard I heard it
Okay, because I'm when I'm in a game like that and and your coach me I'm obedient right so you said get nether rack my brain instrument
Nether rack do it like you know what I mean like there was nothing else in my fucking
My I think I calm like get nether rack and like they got from the wall or something
And you did that and you didn't do that and then the fucking pig caught up to you
Yeah
You just kind of like fucking froze up. No, I mean it was I mean I needed another act
It wasn't a bad calm, but I just like you didn't even there. I don't
It's all good showing that just happens. Yeah, I
Did it I didn't realize there was a fucking dangerous spot to be honest
Wait, someone's I had a great idea the fucking do you guys remember the skin that's sleepy put on with my stupid ass fucking
Face that's like stretched out when we did block wars
I wonder if I can get
the
If I can find that again, and then I can make Ludwig put that
From that skin wait, let me ask him actually
sleepy
Yo, do you have that stupid fucking skin with my face stretched out?
It will be on your name MC. What the hell does that mean?
no he's right he's right yeah I'll find it like what is that man
oh yeah that's kind of fire though that'd be a good skin first player seen
wearing the skin gingy 23 she got a gingy 23
thoughts on this wait this is a good one Sam Darnell
wait that would be good actually Sam Darnell why why is this like a skin that
exists so I'm just like yeah wait what is their Minecraft FB league my
crap the ball is the guy's name of the fucking that's fucking me and his his
bra is the American flag with a football on it that is that's fucking flyer
We don't be really good if someone made a minecraft skin of
Lowes poyos and then I made him wear that for the event that would be fucking good actually
No
I'm not gonna do that
No, you know you gotta do you gotta make whatever you give him like you know how when you queue someone in rank that like shows their face
Like the 8x8. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're gonna have some dumb ass shit on this fucking 8x8
I guess to be like a point. It has to be like incriminating
Oh my god, maybe not that bad
Not not what I was thinking but like that's really good actually that's a great idea. That's like
Oh fuck naw.
Jay on the looks, I'll be right back.
Yeah sure.
Alright bro, I don't know about this, this one.
OJ huh?
Fuck that's good.
Check this out.
LowespoilsTV.
Eh.
I'm not even going to do that, as I thought, to be honest.
But this is actually, you know what's funny is, I think it's like so obvious the talent
that's supposed to be, that's like Charlie Kirk, like am I crazy?
That's like so obviously him.
No, we're not gonna, we don't even know,
we don't even have a version with blood.
Yeah, it's actually a point though from fruit
because like it shows the face.
So you can't, like this would be a decent one,
but on the load in, you wouldn't be able to see.
You can test it out.
I could, but at the same time,
I don't really wanna put on the Charlie.
You know what I mean?
Combine the Charlie Kirk face
with your face on the body.
You don't want that image?
Yeah I don't know if I do actually, you're right.
What's going on here?
Just doing some theory crafting here.
Why are you typing that in your chat?
PerkTF?
Yeah.
There was a tweet of a five stack in Overwatch.
Let me see if I can pull it up real quick actually.
and they all had a bunch of, here we go, I found it, I don't know if you can see, but
that's the throne button, there you go, we got the Kirkery, Kirkuset, Kirk and Yahoo,
Kirk TF and Hatsune Kirku, so quite a nasty five stack they got going on here, all with
American flags that vile I don't know who the hell curtain TF is but oh and
now this you bro not me by the way I was not in this five-stack that's gotta
be you I can't see you it's not me you're telling me this isn't like your
sides there it's not my all yeah yeah whatever whatever I'll figure out a
skin for him why one yeah yeah yeah bro
I mean you're just faster in every scene you just fucking died twice in one
Yeah true. Oh my god. Gifted something for you.
Yo! Huge.
Hooray, I just earned a subscription badge.
Huge.
Yeah, I think my biggest issue is just like definitely housing and stable bashings for sure.
I would agree.
I think bridge has a pretty lockdown.
The housing shouldn't be that bad.
But I feel like you just got to practice it a bit more because like housing is housing should be one of the easier ones to be fair.
I think stables is like understandably hard. I think that one like should be hard.
Smart, but I don't know.
I don't think it's that bad.
I think you practice it a bit more. You would like fucking rip through it.
Yeah, maybe.
But I think I think you do.
I think treasures find and I think bridges like that's like easy.
Yeah, bridges like baby mode Bastion treasure is fairly easy unless you have to go to the bottom
And that kind of gets a little annoying
Yeah, housing sash
Yeah, and then yeah, how's it should be?
If I learned BT to like screw over every other runner would that be like mean as fuck or what?
It would I can do to BT right now. Yeah, how do we do that?
Yeah
So okay, actually you have to
It'll involve you every time you get a BTC
Do you'll have to change your settings like in game, but it's not that it's not as
Freaky as you think it is. Let me let me let me probably get banned anyway, like oh
Yeah, I just didn't really think about that aren't people just gonna permit in it
Yeah, but I like if it goes to like a map 3
Yeah, I mean you might as well
I'm gonna take a while to learn it no
We we boot up
Okay, I'm now there you go
This is you
Okay
Do you see my screener now? Is it black?
Uh, let me see, hold on, let me see. Sorry. I was looking at the Minecraft skin.
Um, I'm sorry. Yeah, I can see your screen.
Alright, cool. I'm just starting a private room that I'm doing in BTC and I'll show you.
Basically.
Fuck.
Smart.
Did he lose to Chudwig?
Nope!
Big dumb!
Big chance, dude.
I should have been too old and I fucking trolled myself hard.
Okay.
Do you see the screen?
You want to go to 8 render and you want to make your entity distance all the way down.
So 15.
50% 8 render, got it.
And then you have to fucking change your pie chart.
have to go because normally you're on this one which is like the spawner one yeah
you just got to spam the shit at a zero and then you got to go that it's like if
you read these texts on the right it's a game renderer level entities so you want
to get this one once you're on this one we're gonna we're gonna show you an
example so I'm in like thin but I'm in like tick-tock mode right yeah it
It probably looks a bit weird because you can probably see it on stream.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
So you see when I'm like, when I move left and right, if I move enough, like the orange
spike gets like really...
Yeah, it goes Giga, yeah.
So you're kind of, you're spam refreshing like this, you're just like holding a shift.
Hold shift, F3, F3, F3, yep.
And then you're spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning.
When you get massive orange, that means you just loaded it.
So if I'm turning right and I just load it, that means I've loaded it on the far right
of my screen.
So it's like this way.
Ah, gosh.
If I was turning left and I just loaded it, then it would be on the far left of my screen.
So regardless, we kind of, you can figure out by like going, uh, okay, load it here.
And then I can send the other way and be like, you can kind of triangulate it.
Gotcha.
So it's like around here-ish.
And you turn on your fucking chunk borders and you just fucking you keep doing this over
and over until the orange spike does not go away on a full 360.
And then once you once that's the case you just go down in the water and you want your
Shunk coordinates to be 9, 9, yeah, so it'd be like 9 and then it would be this.
And then you'd break this and then.
And you get fish and iron and diamonds and.
Yeah, solid and you can't eat them.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
They used to get wood.
So you're like, you would make a pressure plate usually.
And then just like come to a group of tree.
What I would recommend is try to get more than one tree with your explosion.
Yeah.
So if I put it here, I can get like three trees.
So I just do that and then like fucking jerk my inventory around and then boom.
Get the trees, make your stuff like and then yeah, that's literally it.
Nice.
So I'll do like just a key.
I'll do another one just because I think like some of them are very easy.
Like that was a fairly easy one, but some of them can be a bit tricky.
god he's so much better than you yeah no fucking shit bro that's why he's the
coach the hell are we typing the hell it'd be bad if it was the other way
around that's like the whole point water bucket fail incoming it's like yeah
this way this way big orange I'm gonna like go this way roughly and then I'm a
oh I think it's like this chunk based off of my turns so you can confirm by
kind of doing a full spin and if it's a big chunk that I totally missed
And you see sometimes you get some weird like shit like you get like a random iron ore poking out or something
What the fuck is that you see some dumb shit like this, you know, the fucking BT is right here
I don't know just something to do with how the BT generates
And then yeah, you just fucking
And that's it I see that you do real quick
How do I make a private game start a match create a room
Um, options, uh, there's like seed, yeah, BT, start, start, so 0, 0, 0, pie chart, 0, 0, 0,
Yep
Okay, so at all our first options we're gonna go 850 50
borders on as well chunk orders on
Then zero zero zero zero zero then we go game. Yeah game renderer which in this case is to level level
entities
Okay, so now you go to talk mode. Oh, to talk mode. Nope. Wrong one. Nope. Wrong one to talk mode
So it's like there. Yeah, it's probably over here. Yes. Yes. Yes, and then we'll like
And the way the way one thing to remember it can only be on beaches
So like it's not going to be inland on this grass like it's usually going to be like on the coast
Yeah, yeah, you get you get the idea. There's a fucking zombie up here
Yeah
You can I would say it's like one time. I'm gonna take your
find you
It's like to your right one
So it's like small right here is massive
Okay, so it's okay, so it's it's one shun
It's like well you also might just yeah that take over there
Maybe yeah, I think you might have a zombie spawn or something like fucking with it too
Because like I was wondering why you have like two different spikes. Oh, it's just the mobs. I
Think the mobs are fucking with it. Just like I think I think it is over here
because mobs like random stuff can just completely fuck with it and it's like
well I'm not getting any spike it's pretty rare oh you um you want to type it
more down because if you if you don't have it on your screen like a little bit
more down because yeah this is good because if you not if you're not looking
down enough then you won't get it like right there's a massive spike no
Well, I think it just has to be on this coast in front of you right there. No, good. Yeah, you go over there and oh my fucking god, bro
If you want to confirm just go in the check that you think it's in and do a full circle and like it's not
I agree it's not I mean, maybe it's one over
One I was thinking what I think it's your right. Oh not right anymore, but I can't tell yeah
That way I can't see your cardinal direction
What the hell where's my chart the hell give me that shit back the fuck is going like if it's because it's far down like
Like it's deeper in the ocean, and you don't like have it on your screen
then
You can be a little shocked
Hmm
Like so okay, so it's saying it's like
Like it's like Europe
Okay, I was staying this time can do a full spin, but then it like disappears
Yeah, but then when I let me kind of then so like keep going along the coast here then so it's like the hair
I'm so confused
like do you spin more to the left when you're doing it here I don't want to see
the just like yeah I think it's literally just kind of near the yeah like a chunk
to your left from where you are now chunk to my left yeah check this fucking
cave chunk for our check this shit it's like the most likely of everything
yeah I think it literally is just in this truck really so you'd get you'd
good and I'm I don't know if nine nine is in the fucking cave I would assume not
hold up right there yeah that you see how that sand spoke you know I think
something about it I think you were just like I don't you had a secondary
spike for some reason it might just I think it was just the skeletons and
stuff down here oh my god that's why I think I think it was literally just the
mods but again let's try again this fucking lava screen for better
necessarily hard yeah I don't know it's a little fishy you got better look or
sometimes if you're right next to a chunk border it can be a little weird
Smart.
Okay, so high charge is this, so I have to go 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, Game Renderer.
Level.
Level.
Entities.
Entities.
Okay.
And then lower your settings to 8 in whatever.
This is how I do that, yeah.
Okay, let me go search, search, search, search, search, search, search, search, search.
No spy.
like so yeah yeah that way so make your way over to the coast and then kind of
like when do you think you know roughly where it is just scan again so maybe it's
this chunk it literally could be yeah this chunk yeah yeah I think it is I
think oh we go nine nine okay so it's just you probably set the break these
Yeah, I
Can't oh you are I can see you're not in okay. Oh
My god, bro. Oh, you're on fucking wait. No you're at
Wait, what?
Wait, you're your actual coordinates are 99 what the fuck?
They are what the hell the accent that's crazy my accent zero nine nine
What I was so good wait, that's crazy. I was like because I can't see your fucking block
That's so great. This is the this is the world border chunk
Yeah, yeah, you're in chunks. I'm sorry the world origin chunk. That's fucking this is the world origin
I've literally never seen that. That's cool. That's sick
Well, oh my god in my block. Wait. Yeah, that's the same
I'm so confused again
So in this case, I got like eight irons like nine gold. I mean like a gold axe there probably no
Yeah, you get it. Yeah
They're gold axe boots. I know every iron every gold
You fucking need a fucking answer. I will be able to
Tell you she's a three so it's a zero game render level entities
Let me go tick tock mode and then search search search search, but it looks like it's like
Okay, yeah, I would go like what the so it's like there. Yeah, here maybe and then search search search. Yeah, it's definitely here
and then we go
nine
Nine which is right here
Yeah, it's probably there. Oh, this is easy
There's other things that can I obstruct it as well like if there's just like a randomly ruin portal or something and the water like
Anything that has a chest
But like ranked is really good at like filtering that stuff out mostly
So you VT's are infinitely easier in ranked than they are in our she should be like so much easier. Yeah
Yeah, fuck with it.
Try to like, the whole goal is try to make sure you get two trees.
So like, put it, yeah, like that's fine.
That's totally fine.
This is cute.
I fucking hear it encased it.
Yeah, blowing up one tree is like super beta.
Two trees.
Two trees is where it's at, bro.
Yeah, beta's a good word.
Bring beta back.
This is not too hard.
Yeah, I think I got it.
Oh, but then how do I send my Parcher back to what I need
for like the Nether?
I couldn't go over that.
I'll just write everything.
I'll write everything on the dock, see?
Just like the fucking Parcher.
OK, first, nope, settings, video settings,
render distance, 8, 9, F3.
So we go 0, 0, 0, 0, game-minder level entities.
Then we go this TikTok mode, and then it's not looking here.
I saw a spike, like, so it's like probably there,
like the coast here maybe.
That's what I'm thinking.
Let's see, let's check this again, and then, maybe.
It's like the only way you can really tell this thing
is like by spinning, yeah, a bunch.
Like it could be this.
Yeah, this is the channel for sure, and then we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it can be on land, like as long as it's on a beach,
As long as your biome says beach when you're running, it can be there.
It's easy.
This is easy.
It's not that hard.
It's not that hard.
Yeah.
And then we make a game.
But trying to teach this to people that don't play the game that much, it is significantly harder.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, how do I go back to what I need for my pie charts?
There's fans here again.
Okay, fans here again.
You're getting up your sleeve.
Um, tick, which is five.
Five.
Uh, level.
Level.
entities and block entities block entities got it and then this is in this
case I would do like this and I would do like this
and then I would go like gold axe gold boots pick bucket shovel cheers even yeah
You like this I'm not looking but I think you made the perfect crafts actually so that's good
She was right now
Tree from existence and it's just a bit of an instrument fucking dub for me. Oh
That's my settings back. It's important. Yeah, true. Yeah, I didn't really say that
You know be doing the flower
Get some pollen
Get in some pollen.
What's up, what's up, little guy?
Nice.
Yeah, okay.
I think I got BTs.
The pie chart that you're on for this is also the same pie chart you use for, well, not
not this one, but the BT pie chart is the one you use for preemptive and stronghold.
Alright, I'm gonna say a nuke take ready for this. I think half the time it feels like
preemptive would lose you time because I just fucking send it down middle and if it's there then I'm just quicker. No like am I crazy?
Like if I send it down middle if I if I pull if I go TP into the stronghold and I run it down middle
Oh, like on that last seed. I just ran it down middle
I don't like I don't hate your argument honestly because like the thing is
In top of it you always want to do it, but in this like I don't know people aren't as like people don't understand
Preemptive enough to like consistently do it well like I feel like you were out nabbing ludd and you weren't even fucking doing it
Yeah, which means probably like most people doing it's the gambling strat. No, like we're here to fucking gamble
No, you definitely should learn it, but it's
See me I'm fucking sending it down mid every time
Fuck it send it down, man
It's better to send it than do some like one minute preemptive. Yeah
You ever hear a fortune
It's like six blocks if it's not six blocks at seven and then sometimes it's eight
Yeah, and then you fucking turn around
I
Innovator
Brothers by this mod is like this stuff made disgustingly well like I say that
It is so cool like this ranked shit. I just like break. Yeah, everything just works fucking crazy
How well made this shit is?
It's so much more like most people prefer this to play rsg nowadays
You can kind of see why it's under level entities
I think it's literally yeah, I think right here that way
Chunk water me. It's probably just like right here though. It could be in this chunk first checking. No, I don't think so
Maybe like it's like one more out in the open like
Yeah, cuz it's not usually gonna be in the middle of water like this
I would say like go that way yeah
Not this truck like the chunk over like the next one
No, no, I mean, so it's like right here
Unless it all maybe it's like forward well, you're on some fuck-ass FOV to be fair you should always check on
Tic-Toc mood.
Like it says it's over here.
I was like, think about like,
like just go to the right again, you have to do this.
Think about like when you load it, the second you load it,
it's loading like the chunk of the border.
And it's loading it, like,
if you turned to the right kind of where you would imagine it would be,
that's like, pretty far.
Like it, yeah it's like around there, like you want to go over there.
I would literally go, yeah, chunk over it.
if it's not this then it literally might be one more over but check this
yeah it might be this ocean it might be this ocean junk here yeah this
just jump in the fucking water and find out fuck it nine nine
hey literally you see that one fucking block yep that i bet a lot of valuable items that it's
under there
well your valuable items are safe
oh yeah with the health first rifleman
i guess in this situation i could do something like this and then just like
oh my god my fucking
soda just so you know you shouldn't kill mobs on ocean see you can I mean I
fucking stop you but usually the fish is good enough to like at least get to
the blind I'm just gonna play this I'll tell you right now though it's a
So the setup for this, like getting everything was like,
hmm,
we had to set everything up for this,
so it was like a good maybe hour and a half.
That was fun.
It's, yeah.
I mean, it can be, it's not that bad.
So like right here it comes with my view,
so it's probably like over here.
Yeah, you understand.
Probably like right here.
It literally could be this chunk.
Oh no, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna send it because I'm confident yeah, it's yeah
Right there right there. I see it. I see it. You get the shape you get the whole shape vision now
You fucking look for the shape in the water some random bullshit like if you see something that looks off
And it's like close to nine nine. You can probably just be like yeah, that's it
This is dude 16 emeralds you can like buy anything you want to buy a village
Maybe
What's tool screen it's something that we tried to set up for me?
But if you're not streaming you should probably use tool screen
But I think it gets fucky with OBS because it's like it looks like literally brand
Yeah, so they have to like fix some bugs with it, but if you're like if you wish yeah
We tried to set it up hours after it came out
Yeah, literally like two hours after it came out we tried to fucking use it
Biber pinged me. It was like this is good. Okay. I'll try it. I guess it works in my OBS perfectly
Maybe they fixed it already. Yeah, I think they already have pushed up the incident
It seems like that seemed really nice. You know, like fuck their OBS at all. Yeah
All right, good
Yeah, I already three more iterations that were no I literally had like version 1.0 of the thing
I'm not even kidding like three new versions came out already. Let me see if I can find it
earlier this week. Where the hell is it? What was it called? Tool screen. I think I
tried to delete it already. Hold on now I want to find it to like prove that I was like there.
You know what I mean
Cool screen why is that showing up in my fucking downloads? They don't have anything in the wire
Wait, who sent this to me
Was it you was it fine bird no
Fimer put it in like the voice chat
And some friend the fucking like DC channel
Why is it not showing on my downloads? I'm like actually kind of tilted
Is it working already found it?
Oh, because I like did not I put it in like a like a thing. I like threw it in like the jar thing or whatever
I type it in your chat
Yeah
Yeah, I downloaded version 1.0. That's all you guys have to know by the way
That's already fucking three. Oh, it looks like they may be fixed
I guess it's maybe fix maybe fixed borderless acting like full screen
Again, see that that's the problem because that's why I wasn't showing up on
Yeah, anyways, I'm right is what it is
is bro what time do we start on the 20th I think for me it's like 11 o'clock for me
wait a minute dude rise and shine for that to forfeit like a few matches actually don't do that
not to forfeit a few that's like such a good time
wait so how is every match like casted or like how do I even know how it works yeah so okay every
matches casted it's double elan best of one until the final one so you put you
fucking but you play one seed answer opponent if you lose you gotta losers if
you win you advance oh oh wait that's like intense no yeah you see you wait so
What if it's just like choke?
Then it's like, fuck you, I guess.
If you, the only thing that's BO3 is the finals.
Jesus.
Is it, is it?
It's actually kind of terrible.
Is there a winner's bracket like advantage?
So like, if you-
Like a reset?
No, I don't think so.
So like, like a fucking fighting game situation, or?
I think it's kind of,
I think it's a little silly, but I don't think there is.
I think it's in this fucking water tank. Yep. I just right there right I see it. I see it. Yep
This fucking straps easy bro
Nice flim
You know getting the whole fast loot thing that I you pinged me about and I
Response, okay, good. I'll just show you real quick. I do it. So, you know, I'm not bullshitting
fucking
What I like to do is take a useless item like I would grab like the heart of the sea and to start
Yeah, let's start ripping everything that I do
Winners bracket advantage is that they get the pixie. Oh
Okay, I'm gonna advantage even if you
Yeah, maybe you get like an extra something like extra ban
I'm gonna honestly reset would be kind of tough though because you imagine. I mean, maybe they don't want it to go that long but
Yeah, I think that's the whole point is they're like, oh, it's called mid-off
So like if people are gonna be slow like we don't want it to like if every match is a
BO3 I know but imagine like a fucking like three-hour finale with like a you know what I mean?
It would be cool. I would watch it like I would probably tire the shit of everyone. What's BT Berry treasure
there's five C types you can get you get village desert temple Berry treasure shipwreck and
Wait, wait, what are we talking about?
Seed the 5 seed types.
Oh, uh, Dead or Temple, Village, Berry, Treasures, Shipwreck, Room Portal.
Room Portal, that's the one I forgot, yep.
Key item.
Cool.
Kills myself.
Politely dies.
No!
Respawn!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh hell nah, we are not making fucking, let me put this shit on it, you had to your
fucking mind bro.
Are you insane brother?
We are not, what the fuck?
Oh hell nah.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Yeah, because like you'd have to filter for real seeds like you'd have to find
Jungle temples that have seven iron fucking off swelling. What is rare though? I like you like a rank match or two. I
Mean fuck it
That gave me confidence because that means I beat one of my competitors
Yeah
For adversaries is being this fucking emo combo is so fuck like what like we have the Ludwig twister thinking hot fin boy thinking too
smart
Who right what is evil called Ludwig twister 3000
We sent in his brain good call
Bro, hopefully we can figure out why
Why my mouse flicks on- is it like a settings thing maybe?
Like is that like a mouse issue?
Well I don't even know, like I'm thinking about it in my head and I just don't even know what to do.
Maybe like, I have a theory, and the theory is that you're on some crazy low sense and like
you're moving your mouse crazy fast and your sensor is like spinning out or something.
Oh I was thinking-
I guess it's like-
Oh it's a jingling ball again.
Tool screen fixes it
Jingle bug, I've never had it happen, so I don't know you say just happy today
Jilly chef. No not will measuring like I had it
I had my mouse freak out just like in a bash
For me by the way, I don't know who's weird
Wait, there's
No
Box with there's not to
there you go go to the yeah get these two beds fuck it
I'll get the other one before we forget and then I go to the tree tree tree town
get your two wood they're stoned in front of you so you don't have to turn
around you can just go straight undecided you beat them say you don't
You don't hate him because you won if you lost in me
You know change right just get three just get three
I love you saw what a stream title was it was loser has to stop streaming forever. Oh
What the hell maybe maybe he knew he was gonna lose yeah, maybe this is his software time
Didn't he say like four years ago to get like five years less than them like I swear to God
I'm on this in my mind
Maybe
You tell me he's better like this is the end this might be it mid-off fucking three might be his last appearance ever
You're you're gonna be the reason
I feel good Gary unfortunately the little fucking live
Hey, by the way in his village like
Yeah, maybe there's something like on a hill or something
We can find out
Oh
I swear I heard lava, like...
I definitely saw a different lava pool.
Um, like, up fucking Mount Everest.
But we need to get gravel anyways, so we need to figure that out first.
So over here?
Yeah.
Well, we gotta figure out the whole foodstitch.
I- there probably is hay somewhere.
So what am I grabbing?
Bed tech?
Bed tech.
on the one gravel one see that to grab a lot to drop already fucking get
gravel hot stuff there's just a wood lighting
is this just like everything that's good enough to get it later yeah you can
You can just bring this with you
You can just go back to the village cuz like surely right if there's not hey you could always grab the carrots from the fucking the farm and the gold carrots
Surely there's something here. Sure. Oh there it is
Is that a second? Holy shit. There's another blacksmith at that. Oh, I didn't see that. Oh
Tricky
It's probably like a giga time save on this seed. No, I
Mean you found the one with the guaranteed iron this one could just have it could have stuff
But it also could have nothing
Actually, they're both the same. Yeah
Yeah, it's your right. I mean this is further but fucking it let's go this home
Oh, hey, we don't fuck with apples we do not fuck with apples this shit is cringe
20 million ghost buckets Oliver
Oh
Nice
Little slow, but we'll figure it out
Form it what?
Don't fucking fear. Oh that guy's gonna see you here again. Where do I go? Oh my god, run run run run
fucking oh wait he fell oh my god you were actually full dive you need to go up
you're in the bottom of fucking treasure I see I see wait you know what let's do
anything yeah yeah yeah I did this real quick we need the offhand bread like
grab my shit and I bounce out of here we grab and but you ever hear the grab
and bounce grab and bounce I do that every day I did the same thing I did
before. He looks like a wrong gold block. You know what I'm starting the other one.
What the fuck are you starting over here for? Oh my god, you're so lucky.
This is like the hardest part of uh, of um, yeah.
You threw the golf boots out and you just fucking ran to your...
No, it's okay. All good. It's easier.
Let's uh, just let's go up.
Oh my god, nice lava.
What's up, y'all?
You just don't go all over that.
I know.
Just go up in the fucking...
Oh, nice. They just went in.
Good shit.
It's my- it was my fucking...
My mass.
That's all headed by the way.
That was my mass. I just fucking shoved him in.
My pig's that.
By the way, LOL.
The true- the true girth was showing.
Any girth heads?
Yeah, I got some of that.
Where the fuck are they?
You have enough, I mean.
They're kind of tilting me though.
Okay stop using the wood.
Oh yeah, good palms actually. W palms.
Look, you take that off the bar before we fucking get crazy with it.
And you take the bread off.
I thought you need to be even notice.
You still have one on bar.
You know, what can you do about it like?
Fucking shit it out of you.
Oh, cracking table, cracking table and hole.
We'll get that later.
Yeah, we'll watch you get it later, that's fine.
Like where are these fucking bitches at?
You have, you have another.
There's a fast enough route to where you're going.
You're just...
Oh, you can hear more, I just didn't audio, so...
Dude, put the fucking boots on.
Fuck these iron boots, man.
I thought I could, I'm trying to throw them out, but...
Well, I like, know all the...
Yeah, it's potential that this is a bottom treasure angle,
but we'll have to see if we can get it.
Look at this fucking guy!
I'll shut.
Look at him drop him.
He's gonna attack you.
If you...
I like this.
This is good.
Whatever. I don't know where he is.
Um...
Like, give him the rest of your gold
If you don't get 20, then you have to go bottom.
Make a boat while we're waiting because we need one.
Where's my wood at?
18, wake up Max, wake up.
You'll have enough for 6 minutes.
Boat me.
I'm not giving you enough wood.
20, bang!
Oh my god, bang.
Let's put string, yeah, W films.
There you go.
Dude you and your cosplays are so hot first-time chatter. Thanks, bro
I'm going nice support. Yeah, I
Open your cords, I don't see where to go like open open F3 you want to it
Statistically more likely if you lower your axe with these exact cords that you're at then you that you would hit it then
Well at least I think that makes sense, but like, there's like a whole real chance it's
not this way by the way.
Also remember it's fucking treasure so you can't like, you can spawn a rake if you feel
like it, but most, I don't know, I think it's like kind of a 50-50 you, they're fucking
gamble a direction for like a minute or you just spawn a rake.
Let's just gamble, let's not gamble a rake, let's not gamble, I like gambling.
I think this is like the best
core direction that you could affect
but it is, this is terrain is so shit.
Yeah but watch when I turn around this corner here.
If you don't get it down here
I would, I would just
gamble completely different way.
Oh, that's unique.
Is that not even on the left?
The one on my mind? No, this is the void.
How the fuck can you find another bashing?
No, no, a fortress right there.
Is that the void or is that a fortress?
I looks like the void in there.
I'm insane
No, I think I know you're talking about it. Oh, that was the void. All right back we go or what?
Yeah, pretty much. Let's go the opposite X or what?
You can go opposite X or you could lowers like just any other direction from the Bastion
This shit is fucking bricks. It's like you either either gamble or you just break spawner and it's like the two plays
What would you do?
most games I would gamble but like honestly in this you should just fucking
I think break spawner is fine you got to pop a wide macro up here and just like
see if you see it this is so bricks yeah okay we're still not bringing the
far I see I see I see it holy wait kind of decent time I think gambler stay with
it I'm fucking I fucking love gambling I'm actually a fucking filthy disgusting
anyways is there a hole down here you can pull
man he's not even ahead of me bro he's like I mean he is but you know what I
mean like he's not really ahead of me right in the crack lock your mentally
ahead
1,000% down here by the way that gives has to be yeah, wait check out this tech
They can actually waste the time to try to eat a bread
All the fun fluid on your screen straight
You have no fire as no fire
We got a clock who's asked here
I'm fucking... this is...
Where is my soul sand?
They're calling us the worst soul sand place of all time by the way.
Okay.
Dick.
Oh my god.
You think our lucky stars today that there's an island?
That was bad.
That guy used to spawn on you.
lines is the slimes
Fuck ass lines do I like bill before I know fucking audio yeah building like
It's like awkward if they're here you can try to kill them to the best of your ability, but
like if it's
All right, we have a fucking blade party here
Eat eat and then kill box
uh... yes
welcome
uh...
it's true that's not a way
i don't know but i think what we do right now you know
that's not good with this guy
break the red fire that's it's a little bit you need to do one spot
if it was like a decent like that
i guess i should start like
start doing shit
like wool and then
kill
You can clock a portal down
Fake speedrunner. I kind of like it when it's like when you have like a little bit of time
Like downtime because I let's be fucking think no, I do too. I do too. I I
Like like in ranked I like these the slower rates
It's un-spotted.
It gives my stupid little chud brain time to react.
I'm actually so itchy, by the way.
My little fucking, ugly chud brain.
Come here, bitch.
Like, what is that?
Like, what is that?
Like, genuine.
I don't know.
He's not your friend.
he's a shit
make your beds
yeah, make beds
everything in here
i feel like i'm going to read my fire words about to run out
good call
6, 7, 3, 5
haha
let me actually do something here
alright, you need something?
Just in case, like if it takes me some like three minutes to fucking do this, I should
just like uninstall, but you never know what's going to happen, right, like...
Never know.
Dude made fucking all his eyes.
Alright.
Let's do this.
Let's measure this eye.
That was pretty good.
I thought so.
I just...
I never liked it.
I never really know.
That's good.
That's great.
Right three blocks?
Let's just...
What?
right three blocks
like that
other
safe and sorry
sorry
sorry
we just need to do that
getting actually like feel the improvement you feel it
i'd i'd see it
What's the thing with the eye?
The thing with the eye is you have to basically throw the eyes, zoom in, and due to math, we are playing.
I'm going the right way. There you go.
Due to math, we can figure out everything we need to get to the stronghold.
So shut out math, basically, is what I'm saying.
Not cheating, by the way.
Not cheating, somehow.
And your aim bot equals legal.
Not even joking.
Yeah, just send the pearl up, pearl more.
Cause you're gonna get there and you're still gonna probably have to go forward.
Ohhhh.
Holy shit, that went far. But yeah, you still have to go forward.
Like over, yeah, over that, that's probably literally where you have to go to the portal, like the end of that.
Solid. But it's like perfect.
Yeah, alright, sick.
One of you twos like over here.
Now I'm doing negative 28 and then one of you two is like right here.
Oh my god, let's freaking go
What the hell this guy's beat me a little bit when I spy lock in scared scared
You eat well, we're just fucking sending it by the way fuck preemptive watch this
You know I'm not even
Oh
go back to the
That's a good question. I mean I can't really see your block chords, so maybe
You're just on a block. Oh, this is locked. GG. I lose
Make your way all the way back to starter honestly just follow the doors
Not no you fall the wrong door follow just any door that's pointing away
This is so bad. I think this might be starter. I think this is starter. Yeah
Yeah, okay, now we run it down middle and I get it check this out
Checking, okay
I'd go back honestly fully fully back. I try like I know there was another option
Wow my butt is tight
probably top right if I had to guess yeah yeah I like this I like this I like
this I like this a lot it's one room deep I like this shit
no check it
hmm could be down here but I would if it's not you don't see it here just
turn back yeah no how do you find the portal bro I think go back more and like
where that chest is like through here to the left go that way I mean how does he
know cheating or what yeah cheating you better fucking go because this is gonna
a game of rng now
you're going to slug your purge
whoop
i already have everything crafted
is
either you are the protagonist or
salado is the protagonist
or he chokes giga
what is a fucking bitch
choke, choke, choke
lock in, lock in
bed's on the bar
Shout out Salado, if you're in the chat, um, shout out.
Holy fuck, wait, that actually could go, that actually could go.
Aw, dammit.
No, man.
Is it going?
Oh my god, what the fuck was that?
Yep, this is good.
Maybe you win, maybe you win, maybe you get a patagon from your friends on lucky, maybe
you're just the one, BANG.
Holy shit, dude, it's so easy.
What happened to your guy? I think they just like got lucky.
Maybe they got.
Oh, not even a Gigi.
Damn.
They have chat offs.
Oh, true.
I'm not curious what happened, though.
How did I change?
Well, you can't. You had to like back out more.
And then you got to go to the replay.
That's like ranked profile.
Not matches or whatever.
And then just click it.
Yeah.
No, this is really cool the way they did this it really is
I'm just escaping and you can go to the timeline
Go like towards the end. I assume they
Went for
Something about ghost mode like one of your settings is I think it's three you just toggle it on and on
Oh
That is and then they kill oh they didn't even kill themselves right
Geez
Damn
They can't even build up to kill them. Oh, I gotta get out of here. I'm getting second-hand embarrassment
What a bag
There's zero and gold is like unbelievable by the way
They made it to they just they blew it up like a cycle early
Is that was that like an easy zero circle or like I don't even that was a very easy zero
That was like legit one of the easy zeros in the game probably but they just like they fuck the timing
Rainbow of doom
Why is it called zero because there's no perch cycle that's zero cycle
village and when it urges it's a one cycle
all right check for axe break the chest
also look at all the item enchants some of them can be useful it's just like
good that it's just great just a gloss over a mouth fucking oh this might be a
chud portal oh my god amending that's actually good so a tech the tech is
Don't break the pickaxe
How do I just like build like just fucking yep to there and then two on the bottom and you did the corner for that's fine
Minus one
Just get to get to woodman gets done
So don't
Keep it, you can use as much of it as you want, just keep it alive
Because you can repair it at the blaze spawner
I'm not the guy who's sick out here by the way. I'm making shears thoughts on that
Don't fucking do that actually because I was testing you by the way
Someone did that in the playoffs and it worked, but like you're not supposed to because the sea doesn't guarantee that you get
That much iron in the Bastion
so like it's a complete if you make shears it's a complete gamble whether you
can actually play the seat or not it's just hilarious
holy shit I'm getting this train I'm going by the way
B2 does.
LLL.
How much food do you even have?
Enough.
That's enough.
Let's get one more.
You need more if you want.
Yeah.
Dude.
Chill!
Okay, we're done.
That's funny.
That's funny.
That's actually funny.
Let me just slip this under the crack, and then...
No, you made it.
Yeah, complete that, but you made it fucking four times.
Oh, shit!
It's not going to change anything.
Why?
I guess.
Um...
It doesn't.
This is something.
Housing.
Ooh, top down?
Don't demand that.
Do top down because you need the pick.
Also, fucking careful evil lava streams there.
I see it.
Is this dumb to do this?
There's no extra blocks.
this is fine some would say this is even good I would say that even good good the
very top bill keep building keep building up up up all the way all the way
all the way all the way gentlemen we're gonna do the thing where you fall in the
little ceiling hole you know little crack yep little crevice crack back down
there it is right there get the gold on her yeah yeah and we're gonna break and
run break and run my gentleman nice fucking evasion on this guy and you
want to yeah you want to block off at the bottom and then you need a craft
iron pick
w
aww
it's fucking cool
is he just practicing?
yeah, he is
wait
let's go and break below the gold box here
yeah that's good, that's good
good?
Frick for the little pigbock in the ceiling?
Yeah.
Good fucking rat.
I was in for what?
Mid-Ops, bro.
It's a speedrunning competition that I was asked to join for Minecraft.
And I said, you know what?
Sure.
That sounds fun.
I used to speak for Minecraft.
Were you actually asked to join or did you want to join?
I was asked to join.
Tumble asked me.
Nice.
Please let me in, please! Please, I need to play!
Coach season one and my guy got second place.
Which is really fucking sad because in the BO whatever it was, on all three seeds he played
I think he ended first on all three of them and choked everyone's cycle.
Which is like, it is like, it was actually something that was depressing shit of all time, but he did a really good job.
Regardless. It's fucking sad though. It was really sad.
Um, but I think I got a lobby from this which I got a chest to play here.
Uh, did you check the double chest, Miriam?
Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Forgot.
And then there's also the mindhunt chest as well, which we checked at the end here.
the hell is this?
Keep going that way, you'll fucking do it like a sack.
I'm down the wrong spot, but...
Yeah, check your trades if you don't have 20, then go for the chest.
Cause you might, you might. It's like, it's possible.
It's like...
Go, go like fully somewhere in and...
Oh shit!
You're boiling them alive.
Nice.
Oh, there I got it.
18. Alright.
So manhunt time.
Manhunt chest, yeah.
Aw, this is a fucking chill one too, no lava at the bottom.
Gentlemen, don't, don't perceive me.
Bang.
Boom. Boots, slow speed, yep.
Alright, let's get the fuck out of here.
Alrighty.
You do the pie chart shit, might as well just do it from here, like in this fucking middle.
Oh, uh...
uh, maybe you'll see the fortress, if you go on a little adventure, it's possible.
Wow, so speed.
What?
Yeah, I'm just pie chart, I wouldn't even fucking bother.
Oh god, fucking alt, I pressed windows.
Yeah, okay, I'm just pie chart.
Uh, where's my chunks?
I mean, a good chunk water, like right here, and then just like that, and then
we'll go
and then
and then
and then
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
oh is it 16? so we're gonna go down to
12
and then
1, 2, 3 and then
nope
so we're gonna go over here and we're gonna go up to 16
nope that's down
16
45 oh my so good
What the hell is fast wait hold on show on me
I'm dying. Oh my god. This guy is fast
Are we God
What what what?
Rainbow at boom seven like this guy legit might be next up
Let me get what I'm saying
Yeah, I like the around the corner angle, maybe even a ravine check just give it a look
That way yeah, you need to like bank more right slightly
literally right there
gotta be able to navigate this
yes they got you know if you get any of the water
and then what are you
all yes right there
straight lays
oh shit
i'm so i was chugging water brother
Yeah, I gotta be careful though, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I'm not having enough.
I didn't, like, consider that.
Um, yeah, go this way, I like this.
Spawner!
Do I, do I dig? I'm a sweet for this.
Oh, I do.
You definitely do.
You have at least seven beds, if you have wool, as well.
Man, they just, like, you, you, you, you.
If you play, I expect you to have fun.
I just want to do a fun game.
You know, I was making an anchor.
What is bro doing? Anybody know?
Well...
Make your anchor as well. Might as well. Right?
There's one anchor or what?
Yeah, that's all you make.
With still being able to power it.
There's plenty of bricks on it.
Um... fuck this sticks, bro.
You
Okay, now we definitely need to blow it up
What's up, so just get this gold pick on your bar
Dude, I hate that that is such a dumb fucking thing in 1.16 by the way
what is that? yeah it's just it's just called like not like being aware exact spot yeah you
You just kind of like remember that it can happen.
It's kind of dumb.
It is kind of dumb, but...
Don't drop.
W.
When people in Chicago think I just fucking like like though of shift or something dumb like oh my god, man
Get this portal down
My finger twitched by my fault
go in the portal as you're doing it because you don't want a place to like
walk out and see you and start fucking like yeah yeah like it like it like
approaches you and just starts mailing you also your fire as like after this
fire as because it's it's ticking
On top of a- there's a zombie that's gonna come eat you, that's my concern at the moment.
That is cringe.
Yep, go on a tree, like, fully on a tree.
Oh my god, my- dude!
You need to be more blocked, shit.
Don't, don't, don't.
Be nice to me, please.
All right, take two action
My sense my sense my sense. Oh my god, I forgot
Nice
Right? How many blocks?
19 laps, go left, yeah.
This is good, this is good, this is good.
That's good.
I believe it, I just trust that, I fully trust that by the way.
I'm down.
You're down?
I'm down.
Um, I'm also trying to say it's a...
Oh my god!
YEEEAH!
Oh my god...
New death.
New death spot.
Uh, well that sucks.
But you can try to go back.
What was it?
You can try to punch wood or something.
You want like, something like an axe or a pick.
Or both.
Get three.
Where was it? It's a great question. It was wait like to know I
Feel like it was
The way you're looking right now. I thought this is the direction of the fort, but I don't fucking know
It was really hard to find the actual spirit. You can you can e-ray your items. Oh, we know you died in the overworld
I'm stupid. I don't know
I guess I just got stung next time huh?
Is it this way?
It might be this way.
I genuinely cannot remember.
I'll try to remember.
Yeah, because I ran past a portal, I think.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you can think of a way.
Also, I'm noticing it's taken this guy a long time to find the stronghold.
Do you think he died?
Maybe.
Oh.
Oh.
Well.
Well, I'm about now looking for the fucking stronghold, looking for the uh, the Fort, Fort
Wrist.
That is tragic.
Well, there's the Fort Wrist.
Where's that the void?
No, it's the Fort Wrist.
Maybe winnable.
Probably not, unless he goes for a zero and throws like that the guy did.
That'd be kind of tough.
It's not an important point.
this. Maybe winnable, probably not, unless he goes for a zero and throws like the guy
did. That'd be kind of tough. It's not impossible. Your eye throws. These are overall chords.
All I gotta do is go back, grab my shit and come back, no? Like it's not. Yeah. I just
got- I just got GM all-spec'd. I just got GM all-spec'd by the fucking wither skeleton.
Are you kidding me?
Pass the portal or whatever, right?
Yep, to the side.
No.
No?
Was it not like to your right?
Oh wait, I touched him to your right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
I checked out the store on the far-forward for me.
Yep.
Okay.
This guy conquered Ludwig and now Rainbow Doom 7 is here.
Oh, Rainbow Doom 7 might be hitting him in the middle of the game.
He should.
People will be really excited to see him.
What a tough name.
He's well known for fucking whooping people in gold.
That is tragic.
That does fucking clean the face.
I can't believe this too, if I don't die twice, honestly.
right now. Yeah, but that's kind of up to chance at this point, no? Yeah.
I found a lock.
This is, um...
new spot I mean did you have food in this hole somewhere I feel like you have
button or steak oh yeah you're rich all right I'm going to negative 78 on the
angle. Let's fucking line that up on the fire, fire road do you think?
We're going to 270 minus one oh my god it's the highway. Oh wait a minute. Holy shit.
Is it end? Oh my god, maybe. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god.
and oh.
Oh.
Yo, I just had to do some digging.
Dicky diggy hole.
GGs.
GGs.
Damn.
Rainbow Doom 7.
I wonder if that was even right.
I think so.
I think your eyes look good.
Fuck. I think I win that I found die.
Thoughts?
Yeah.
How do I like-
I agree.
Wait, negative 106.
I'll say we'll tweet it about you.
270.
You can do, you can just like put a portal here, you can go into arrival.
Or creative.
How do you get like-
Creative, sorry.
Slush, set law.
Set what?
Yep.
Uh, that-
Tilt a tilt a tilt a.
Another portal.
There.
I mean...
Yeah, I agree.
I mean, it wasn't stark.
I mean, you built it at 108 instead of 106.
That'll probably do it.
I think you would have hit it if you built it on the right spot.
Damn.
Again, I like it run it back
Wait, he's in chat
Rainbow of doom 7
Just dusted super you're lucky. I died twice bitch
Keep it back up pussy
What do you mean our cell tweeted about me?
It's great, bro
why are they called gooners? why is it there?
dude some days i wish i was a gay gooner
yeah
but then
I realized I'm not even a gooner at all.
Does that mean you're gay then?
Smart.
We'll leave that up to the audience poll.
Oh, okay.
Chat, start a poll.
Smart.
I think it's person in total recoil and loiso and swordfish and varia and latchy and forceman
All right, Elijah's getting dusted by the way. Oh, hey
Hey, Elijah. Hi, Elijah. Oh, I was typing
You know, it's how my PC loads into the fucking map before there's those every time
I'm usually the one on the other end and I have a good PC, which is weird. I fucking always live in second
This guy DC. Oh
He did DC
Where is my
Village, what do you have a village? Oh my god
There's my blacksmith
More importantly. Yeah, I'll be a top. I guess holy fucking wheat farm get this week right here my dog for me
Drift too far away from the Sun.
Wait, there was a Woodland mansion? No shot. Was there actually?
I tried to look for it.
No way there was a fucking Woodland mansion.
Wait, there was actually a Woodland mansion in one of my hardcore worlds?
That I was doing? It spawned right next to it, not even joking?
Wait, you see the tall house with the fucking full turn 180?
The hotel. That large ass building going to shit.
There's four beds in this fucking house, bro. Oh my god.
Wait, so where's my black shit by the way?
I don't know. If you get emerald, you can do a sick skip.
Aw, fuck.
Fucks my black shit.
I just never saw it. Where the hell is it?
Saw this.
It's not over there.
Is it in that, like, hole? I don't know.
What the fuck is this shit?
I'm about to call for a sea change.
Fuck it.
your phone hasn't found it either
see if he changes it
okay guys
the ultimate doesn't exist in that planes
he didn't find it either
bug seed albert?
no that shit is legit and saying
i don't know what it is
dr. blacksmith
didn't exist
oh my god took the axe and it fucking
Okay, take two.
Ah!
That's better.
There you go.
Punch the shrubs.
It's just in case, just so you can see we get our stick game up nice and early.
Six.
I need some kind of armor.
Why do you need to kill him?
You can get the bread of your- I was gonna say you can kill the golem before you
go back for the trees.
It's because you already have a sword.
Also this house behind you I think has two beds, but I couldn't tell.
Yeah, if you go to the other side, yeah.
I feel so just like, you know what I mean?
That's just like, you're this.
Oh, there you go.
All right, Gary.
Sorry.
Is that what it is, bro?
You got a hay bale stack on him?
He didn't deserve this shit.
Oh my god.
Is there a lot of pool?
You don't even need to remind me.
You have 8 bread already and you have 7.
So you should be fine.
Okay, 10 gives me...
Bucket axe.
You could do bucket axe.
The other solution that people do is...
They force shears.
So they get a ton of blocks.
Which I would recommend.
I like forcing shears.
I think it's good.
Okay.
Like you would do...
You would do bucket shovel.
Bucket, shovel, pickaxe, pick shears, I don't have flint.
We'll figure it out.
I don't know what the fuck flint is on the seat.
I didn't see anything.
So, bang, hoot.
Then we do bucket, shears.
Yeah.
And then I gotta go get an axe.
have become like one thing that's changed a lot since the time you probably play
rc is like everyone and their fucking mother make shears now sheers are like
the play if you can make sure on a seed it's like a hundred percent you make
shears Roger take it you can probably get all your wood from this tree too it
probably has enough that's where you can make snake it yeah it like eights
It's good because we're in starting leaves anyways, so you can just get the leaves from there.
That's right.
That's a lot of leaves.
That is.
There's the flint.
Please be in here, please be in here.
Oh, first flint in there you're actually like...
What am I doing?
Flottery ticket, that'd be crazy.
Um, maybe...
We should look at...
It could be the cave.
It's like a valid play to like look at the entrance of it. Oh my, is that gravel in there?
Well, it's dying around. I couldn't tell the quality.
Checking these caves aren't really that bad. Like, literally this cave looks huge.
See, like, literally like go in for a second, literally.
Or this, yeah. It's like... So, uh, what am I grabbing a lot about, anyway?
Nah, this one looks like ass.
I feel like the other one, like the more open sand one looked more adventurous, because
there's just no river anywhere.
Is there anything here?
Yeah, like maybe down here.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Curious.
This is fucking depressing.
Oh my god.
This is so great.
This is just amazing.
Oh my god.
This is so great.
This is just amazing.
I should have just fucking woodlit it, honestly.
Even how to do that, that's why I didn't bring it up, because I don't think you know
that.
I don't even...
There's another lava pool here, fuck.
Where is my...
Right now at this point.
This is disgusting.
I mean, your opponent hasn't done anything either.
So like...
This is disgusting.
And your phone hasn't done anything either. So like...
Flint, grab all we make.
Okay! Is there another K right in front of you? What's this?
Exposed diorite? Okay. That's
probably rare. Yeah, fucking check every K bro. We're gonna get this flint.
this gotta come on oh this gotta okay this gotta somewhere somewhere in this
ravine you know you have to you have to commit to this fuck it go like one go
one level down and just look on the balls the f5 sure fucking surely go
look on this side no no way wow no way that is disgusting actually no there
Come on. Really?
Well, he found it. You found gravel somewhere
Here this is
This is kind of fun, I've never seen someone get this unlucky before this is cool
I think I just have a worse luck with seeds at this point commit to this cave
You know I'm saying like go like why 11 or something and like fucking lava because that cave looks like it goes like
I
Like surely you just get gravel at the bottom of this and then you just fucking enter
Is that not just like a whole ass
Yeah, it is Wow
This is so funny
Oh my god, yes, oh my god, off the battle careful of one of them dies. He's gonna turn and shoot you like instantly
So like that's
Be wary one of them fell over
Tell me I don't get on tell me I don't get like the strangest you've ever seen like tell me I don't
this is strange but it's just not it's just you just don't know what that's
why it's like fucking you can't like complete it there's fucking nothing to
do rage
I think yeah so
We're gonna do launch me in the lava fuck you
Fucking adventure that was
You're not in that far behind I mean he took him for everybody get into like
Fucking tank yep, there you go
Well, this is like
Yeah, yeah, it's literally exactly how it's gonna be fucking
What do I just like bite them and go back out?
Yeah
This is like the fucking goofiest seat ever brown. Oh, I felt you kind of you kind of the best way
You have another like stuck down. I mean, I didn't have any pigs for like what the oh
Oh my god, I'm out of fucking no food
know when they can like climb up to the goblet. No, that is bad. These seats suck. There's
like very little you can actually do about it. It feels like RNG half the time. Am I
going to die? I'm calling him a deal with one. I don't know. I can't tell from this
like spot. That is huge. Make a gold pick as well. Just fucking slap like half a stack
another rack with that thing it's a
rack W rack W rack
what is this a rack then keep rides bad
donkey con donkey con 100% DK wait one
I'm gonna place it on or?
Yeah, on.
I got it.
Wait.
No.
Break that.
Then we go...
Wait, you're...
One of those netherrack...
You see the netherrack that's floating there?
Place one there.
Yeah, place one...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good idea.
Alright, what?
This is perfect.
This is fine.
Place that.
Then we go here.
Then we almost fall in the hole.
Take this out
Take that and then that and then we place a fucking thing
All right everybody all right y'all
Enter my pit to get back now y'all everyone out of my pit
I
Think these guys are willing
That's fine like you have so much food that like you need to shoot to you
I've sold any pigs
I think that worked for me.
I'm good.
This fucking work. Amazing back.
It's gonna connect even better.
The shots.
The little kite.
Yeah, but I'm holding my dog.
Oh my god! Where'd that go?
Yo!
It's pretty good though.
I'm just like you you you you and I'm good right
where's four right there oh I see it right there
Oh
Forgot about that
I'll always have a block ready my pearl
I got fucking flung
Yeah, she got sent to a fucking different planet more than one dude. There's two. Yeah. Yeah
That was so good though.
Synchronized fucking sent to death.
My block clutch, ready?
That sucks.
Oh my god.
I mean it was a half block clutch.
Or half heart clutch.
That lantern scared me.
I thought it was lava.
I looked up.
Oh, I saw the spawner.
True.
Oh stop it.
right on it clean nice drill you have a second bed in like the top middle of your
I remember that I did that actually that was on me
Bang bang
Eep
Kill kill fire
Nice
Then we instantly oh he's already blinded uh oh
Thank you
This is meanie as all the rods
True
That was some funny shit that happens in these rounds now you ever see some shit like
this happening
uh actually you you have a whole like that and then you follow in on action and
then you gravel out and you just get launched like 20 bucks like you can get
launched right now by the way do you think about that yeah I fuck with that
Can I go back and spot all these guys?
Okay, keep building
Yeah, and you can go break like the soul sand and the fire like in the radius
I'm gonna bake my beds
I like that
crafts
You make three anchors
I mean, this guy's fucking using RE and shit.
Let's go.
Fire us!
Time to change the round here, oh nice.
Oh, I'm good for now.
Yeah, you're sick.
Line, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
You can sleep if you want to avoid the fucking
Actually I can do someone I heard I heard them
I'm watching the show with no audio it's like what it's a movie it's like a creeper
there is like how how would I have known that
dude i'm dead oh my what was there another cream yeah man i had a
fucking sprint forward dog like and my mouse the thing again
no i think i mental reset pma that's good
Go left five blocks one, two
Christ almighty man
And he's already in the fucking like I'm done with it bro. I'm just over it
Do I just leave on 11 say fuck it? It's actually more left before yeah
I'm fine. It is more like I'm fucking down. It's good content. I could do this. It's game 11 58
It's fucking go. You don't need this damn table. Okay. We're gonna save time here
This way yeah that way it's where you can go
We're going to negative 56 190 which is like that way
block clutch negative 56 190 just straighten left 30 box negative 56 190
so like right down here actually is a perfect note negative 56 yeah 56 you're
you have to bridge a bit but you probably a box somewhere
he's wood anything and they're actually matter
190
you can just use your wood that's fine
and then obby
96
I fucked up but it's fine I'm not gonna go be like
oh I'm like one off
oh here we go
Boom.
Nice.
Down middle.
Oh my god, imagine.
I'm gonna turn back after this.
Yeah, I agree.
Big agree.
I think we try...
Think about it, he's been in the stronghold forever, we tried some weird shit here.
So we go back, we go all the way back and we look for the weirdest possible path.
Weirdest path?
Right here.
Is there like a hidden room or something?
No top right top right
Yeah, what about here? No, no hidden come here
You start picking random ass doors
Nice box you fucking what it's fun
wait wait wait this is salvageable though oh hell no wait I mean yeah you just
have to go back just a little way I like the gamble that is here it was good
It was good content at the end of the day.
Uh, I need water.
You could make it.
I wouldn't make a portal here because it's gonna it's gonna link wrong.
I would just go back to your
go back to starter and go in your portal.
I have to go back to the fort?
Oh, man.
Why do you...
Well, I should like leave like a trail.
So let me go block it dumbass, but like leave a trail.
little wood trail I like wood trail
strategies here
what a disgusting fucking game
what your partner could be doing the same thing
can't see okay
okay
you like pearl from above remember
you like drop down here I did
You literally just like pearl up and then just I don't know what direction it would be if your angle is 58
You want to go in theory the opposite of 58 negative one four negative like 128, right?
Because it's like I would yeah, that would make sense to me
something that
And I heard the four
You can pearl hang back towards it
W fucking comms funny rip it and just pause yet and video settings
That's like actually unlucky don't know
Like a little bit because it's like more likely to be a one-eyed. It is unlucky. It is unlucky. No, there's no
I'd like to play you anything that involves gambling like I don't know it really gets me going honestly
I don't even gamble I just like I need to start actually
Maybe it's my calling. There's just bomb RR
Okay, yeah, you better get your rod back
Got it. Oh wait grab and then video settings fucking
Jeremy get some food run
We're back. Oh my god your fucking portal's right there. Wow. What a furrowing. It's actually
fucking huge, no? Can we follow my wood trail back? Wood trail, wood trail, top right, top
right. W wood trail, uh, fucking, there was nothing here, nothing here. It was like
wood door, wood door in the bottom. I think so, it's- Oh yeah, wood, wood, wood,
what trail what trail what trail down here and then it was on the on the on the on the
work and then wow what is it way PR what is he that's fucking epic slang are you in
Which is really funny
Good Sam for public oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Oh
Cinema cinema endgame
Fucking uh, we're on nine. Yep fucking finger. I'm six or whatever. Oh
My god, what if it's the purchase
Yeah, yeah, surely
No, oh actually actually might snap here get ready. Yep. Nice. Wow
The luck merchant strikes again
really scary probably cuz you won yeah I mean no if you kill a dragon I'll say
for the end he's a trolled oh maybe he did zero wait something I don't fucking
or maybe just trolled me even he signed up a stronghold of it wait you
can find out
backpackers for all of you
you left on eleven and one bro that's crazy i come on it's just like
just like plastic uh...
on him right
i'd like make it follow him
yet that should be the option i know why it's not working
uh... escape
all my sisters stronghold
with a diet
there's no acts
So I don't think so.
Oh, OK, you're right.
Why do you build up so high?
What the fuck?
Why is he in here?
Why is he AFK like forever?
I'll be Mr. Refill the card now.
You have it pause, hit five.
There we go.
There you go.
Wait, did he hit a zero?
He's burning.
Let's find out.
No way this guy is for a zero.
No way.
I wonder if he said GG because he was watching my stream.
No, I would love to see where he got gravel
Yeah, let's go find out actually
No, you guys you don't see the achievement if someone kills the dragon
Unless they do damage to it with like physical means so like if you kill the dragon with like beds
Even you know kill credit or something. Yeah, yeah
If you only kill the dragon with beds, you don't see like the free the end achievement
Maybe you just have my sure open it looks like yeah, look at the beginning. I want to see the gravel
What's this guy up to maybe just runs really far and finds a river you thought of what the fuck
Fuck!
Wait, he didn't even get the chest. He just got the bolt before-
Yeah bro, this guy was searching for it too!
Yo, what's this guy's play?
Did he just-
Oh, he- oh, he- he knows how to woodlight, maybe.
Oh, he does.
Oh my god, woodlight king.
Oh, you got fast on that one too?
Hmm.
What a fucking goofy ass he- no?
Leaflight.
Like what is this man, this is cool this is aura you won this game by the way wait
let me like go back up it real quick like surely you had just like we both
missed it right like surely
the village
all
use positive
those are far
i mean fly towards
the
one fucking by and i don't know yet that way
sure we just like missed it like there has to be i mean the seeds aren't
guaranteed to have a good close river
Like, some seeds are destined to be woodlit.
20 fucking million lava pools.
All right, so we just got no gravel.
There's not enough on the stage.
It's crazy.
Ah, he did have my stream on.
Yeah, Gigi's bro.
Dog, yeah, I look how I fucking lit this shit.
Look how I
How do I go back to my fucking like where the hell am I?
Why don't I keep going for like this like bro, I'm in a fucking cave
Oh, I can literally see the fight even I just like ran to the Bastion I can really see the fortress right there
You could see her I'm spawn. Oh my god. I didn't fucking see it
No, what like it isn't hard just like patch the out you just like fill in the one side with like the leaves or wood right?
You can't like if you do that it will eventually work, but there's like a lot of ways to do it. Yeah
But you can just do that yeah
It'll work eventually
Hey, you switch the hard because hard makes a stuff. Oh, right right right after and stuff
My pinky's kind of sore from fucking sprinting all the time
Maybe I can go again. I don't know. I'm probably gonna go to sleep here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you could don't
I was gonna say dude I use fucking toggle sprint toggle sprint head
Yeah, I do too, but like I guess sometimes I like hold it just cuz I don't know like my brain's not oh really
I have toggle sprint. I hold it anyway sometimes because it's just like
Yeah, fuck it why not bro
That was fun. That was a good day. You beat Ludwig, so...
One player down. Yeah? That's true.
We're gonna have a good day tomorrow. Tomorrow.
Dude, fuck.
Alrighty.
Oh, that was a good... Oh, he already left. I didn't even get to say bye.
He just left because I said tomorrow
Bro like I did I
Sorry god my runs have like the goofiest fucking shit happening every single time bro
Like I swear to god dog. I watch
fine burger
And like dude his seeds aren't like perfect
It's gotta be a coincidence right like surely there's no correlation there between skill level and everything else
Okay, I think that last you know the gravel like what kind of way that you know what I mean I
I guess at some point you have to just like would light it after I don't know how long you would like search for ground before you just like fuck it would light but
Let me get some water and pee and I'll like stretch my my my my hand my fingers and maybe we can do like one or two more
No coach, okay, I'm not gonna say coaching mid run doesn't help because obviously it
it does guys. But I do think you guys kind of maybe overplay how much like live coaching
does help. Does that make sense? Like obviously it's an advantage, but the most important
thing is like knowing like the pre-run coach stuff. No it's not even like clueless bro.
not. If you lock it on bashings, you won't, that's what I'm saying, like, obviously like
it helps. Like, if you forgot, like, oh, make sure you craft a bed. Okay, that's good. Oh,
make sure you grab your gravel here, or like, you know, like this or that. Like,
It's good to have those reminders if you forget.
But then like, I think you'll,
what's the word I'm looking for?
Like you can't have a coach
and if you don't know Bastions
and if you don't know how to make portals,
like a coach in a live run
isn't gonna fucking help you win anything.
You know what I mean?
No, I'm not calling him useless.
How would you possibly fucking get that from what I'm saying?
Obviously, fruit berries is not fucking useless, bro.
Alright, well let me get some water and let me pee and I will all run like one or two.
I'll see if I, watch me, okay, guys, if I PB on this run,
I'll see if I, watch me, okay, guys, if I PB on this run, will you guys admit that I'm
on to something with my, you know,
what flavor of a pu hit?
I ain't got a vape, bro.
PPS about luck.
To an extent, it's about luck.
But like when you're at 17 minutes,
I don't think it's about luck, bro.
smart. Aga. You know what I mean? Like that shit, that's not about luck. I got a scratch.
VGM. Zedah, what's her name? From the fucking... what's that? Is that O2? No. That is O2,
right. I got DT's. I like DT's. Jill. Jill. Jill. What? What the? Okay. I don't know
what that doesn't seem to be anything here. What the hell is that also lava pool right
behind me lost like a second there kind of tragic that was kind of cleaned up
what I just did on the loops my perfect mouse placement this is the run
Oh no, I used my god so bad.
Didn't realize it's so bad.
Jesus Christ.
Just go this way, man.
Oh Jesus Christ.
oh it's a disaster for me everybody
thirty nine though i can make an ax a bucket of shell i can make it fucking
everything basically
call fruit right now i'll be fine guys chill on me
you can make a
back shovel
a bucket
Shears and then a flint and steel. Perfect.
Oh, yeah. Right.
For how about the TNT?
Right. Probably pretty good to do.
Probably pretty good.
if she tank that what a fucking what a what a what a powerhouse at least there's gravel
True. There is gravel on the seed.
Wait, why do I share these guys before I kill them?
I have run flush is good enough
Good enough
No coach get guys I didn't
Piss me off, piss me off, piss me off, piss me off, piss me off.
20 fucking goats. Yeah, let's ghost bucket some more, I love that.
This way, it's gotta be this way.
When the music stops and you enter the nether, so fucking scared.
Actually scary.
Why does it stop?
I might have to go down a bit.
Nope.
Oh wait, that's a portal.
What the fuck?
Looting, looting, looting!
Oh my god.
It's gotta be like...
Don't even fucking try it.
I don't think they got to the bastion yet.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Right, I'm not saying coaching is useless.
I literally didn't say that, by the way.
What the fuck?
Now what if I speed bridge?
Oh my God, I'm not even close, bro.
I'm not even close, bro.
I'm not even close, bro.
I'm not even close, bro.
I think I could just like jump here now.
I don't know what this is.
This is something.
This is hows it?
I think.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit
What is this housing I think wait is three wide housing or stables
We're actually so chill I should know exactly
Yeah, I don't know what which one this is but I know what to do so it's okay
I know what it is
I'm going to go and say this is stables I think I've made that exacting decision
It's not
Okay, I have so much just like you know you you you you you you you you you you you you
You, you, you, food!
Good for now.
I'm actually like almost out of here by the way.
I just need uh...
Something a little more string maybe?
What do you think about some more string guys?
Okay, bye.
Okay, so we have to do this right here, it should be good, F3 all the way down, meow.
let me go one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven so we're
going to nine and then on two three not this way this way okay so we just go
this way easy what the fuck am I doing this way go I just keep chugging rotten
Flash by the way
I see it
Right there bang
Wait, I'm I'm dead. Oh, okay. I gotta chill. We got a fucking build up
I'm just gonna eat as soon as I can every time
I'm also just gonna... can you wait up like a couple minns?
Adjust glasses, teleports behind you, breaks your neck.
BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO! BOO!
Bro's typin'? I got a fuckin' need for speed, like, ah!
This is a bad way to go.
I'm sure a terrible way to go.
Maybe my coach would have told me to not go this way.
Stray, I see a stray!
AAAAAAH!
Ooh.
Oh goodness.
Actually, my... Yeah.
Oh my god.
Whatever man. No. No. Die.
Fucking Tarzan this shit a bit.
I'm not even getting fucked. Like what are we saying right now y'all?
I'm actually like so chillin' by the way.
to go thank you bro I probably should be fucking doing this but you know what I
listen dog I don't want to do this to you but you're in the way so I just I'm
giving you like a chance to like run by the way bro
You know what?
Four of the portal
I'll go the portal right here Light, eek, a blind, actually, four rods?
I'll check my fire rate soon, five rods, six rods, I think, six rods, five rods, six
and then seven rods, bang!
We will sleep in the overworld by the way.
Ta-da!
It's been a long sleep, but you know.
Dude, fuck you, man.
Perfect.
Left two blocks.
Eh!
I think that one broke.
That's good.
Why is it not good still?
Come.
There!
Oh my fucking.
Let's just draw my eyes.
Let's just throw my eyes.
Like, what?
Don't left one block!
There it is.
Jesus Christ, almighty.
Where are my eyes at bro?
6, 7, 8, 9, fucking drowned kelp, 10, 11, there we go.
There we go.
I'm drowning.
Oh my fucking god.
Alright, I'm going 51, which is this way.
Fire res, fire res, fire res.
51, I'm going 15640.
150640, 150640? Okay, that's not too bad.
That's not great, but I need that for sure though.
150640.
This is fine, 150640.
On the lobes? I think we just chuck a pearl.
There.
Yeah, that's good.
And then...
156 is what I have to just like go over I think like in the yeah fuck it I have
no idea what did you see
156 40
We check this out?
I'm just gonna...
40?
156.
40.
One for these x.
One, two, three.
Eat.
Flit.
You call this a speedrun?
You call this a speedrun?
Brother, what?
This is fucking-
Oh, I'm in the fucking-
Run it down middle, fuck preemptive.
Okay.
Okay, I'm starting to see the fucking value of preemptive, by the way.
What did this ha-
I'm convinced this is it.
I want everything!
On Feinberg's life, this is it.
Wait, wait, wait, he's still alive for now.
I took, wait, I left this is it, I'll go back I think, yeah, wait it could still be
here.
I got something to tell you, bro.
What is this?
Is your lava?
Smart.
This is a startup staircase.
What the fuck?
It like wraps back?
The preemptive would have been good here.
Can't lie guys.
Preemptive would have been good there.
Don't perch yet, please.
Okay, you can perch now if you wish, Dragon.
You can perch now if you wish.
Oh, I do have a Gapple.
Cringe.
ranged. Perch, perch, perch, perch. Nope. Shoot a fireball at me maybe? Because you hate
meaning you want me to die or what
oh I was if I had a regular potion I was gonna fucking suck up the dragon's
breath for an achievement
I think they're guarding it.
Why do you bet on the dragon?
You cannot, if you try to dug down two in housing instead of three at start, if you try
to use a bed in the end or the nether it explodes. I just have to place beds. Okay actually I don't
No, like when the dragon turns in, you want to place beds on the side where the dragon
head is like turning because the head turns like 180 degrees.
So you want to be with that side.
If you're on the other side, it makes it kind of weird.
It's just fucking, is this skin fern, by the way, from Freerun?
So no blacksmith or what?
I see it.
It's right in front of me.
Max win, max win.
Check out this tech.
Oh jeez.
Um.
Um.
Um...
Um...
Um...
What?
Hey Malcolm, congrats on beating that chud loser at a kids game.
Also, Shats, Vietnam makes a man waving his gun post-glock tail now.
Diamonds, yeah! Let's fucking go!
They're called the most inefficient way to get wood, by the way.
Look at this freaking cat meowing.
Okay, now we just need some trees to delete and a gravel and a lava pool, which I didn't
spot.
Oh, but I found it over there.
Good overall.
I think.
Reset ninja bring what you're so fucking handsome by the way
Guys diamonds useless sorry don't get mad at me
What the what how's that even possible what is that I'm sitting in?
Oh, there.
There.
What was my fucking shud streamer doing?
Oh my god.
I did it wrong.
I think we're just running, I think.
Ohhhh.
50?
Yeah, it's up that way.
I'm kind of scared to boat down, because that's fucking hoggling, but I see it.
Don't hurt me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I have to leave it.
I'm making another one.
I don't want to make gold armor.
Fine.
I'll take it on the boat later.
Scratches my hand on the armrest of these strats.
If I place a block on this gravel, the whole thing falls.
So let's not do that.
What am I looking at here?
Um, what is this?
Wait a second, hold on, it's chill.
It's chill.
Hey, actually?
It's fun by the way.
It's actually so chill.
That's one better way. It's actually so chill.
Um... That was good.
I think the double is like...
Yeah, this is fucking what I think it is.
Where's the double chest? Right here?
Okay, so we're gonna have to build my bridge.
Shit.
Wait, perfect.
Um, make sure I can get up here, and then now we go break.
No, guys, man, that's literally chill here, by the way.
Not even kidding.
We have gold in the hot bar
Noticing I have no fucking pigs
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What up, fellas?
Well, I'm zooming this run, guys.
I'm flying at Mach 10 this run, by the way.
by the way
I'm locked in how randomize are these weaning by that
Sings my emoji, what do you mean elaborate?
And this one.
Oh well, just fucking go off and give it to them bro.
I might get enough obby from this.
Might need to go chest funting as well.
Let's put my string, got two stacks of pearls already coming in.
I guess we can give it some music, bullshit, like chest, bat, bat, bat.
Do I see a fortress here?
No, I'm not the goabi hunting.
There's chests
No, he's already out of the fortress. Oh wait, there's Abbey down here. Oh my god, I can make up time. It's fine
I don't even... Oh my god, so lucky so lucky
Please please please please
Big, big, big, big.
Fuck you.
Judd.
Ready for block clutch?
Perfect.
kill everyone that's not a blaze honestly funny a fucking string
Okay, double spawner?
All the wolves we may not actually have to get.
I'll blow up this side because it's like...
We're actually... do I even have to?
Like this is gonna go back and forth.
Yeah, it's kinda worth.
Okay, hold on.
A wool me.
20 million wool
Cuting the Thanos? Yeah, I know, bro.
Don't drop a rod. I'd be sad if he did.
Good. We're done.
This is fast. Might be daytime still.
Not no mobs.
Wow, this guy's so fucking fast.
Pretty good though.
Left three blocks?
Can I just like go to that tree?
I
Perfect
96 desync
We're going to one to two minus one to six. I don't know if I decent was it desync. I'm just dead then
152 minus 156 152 minus 156 and just dig down with fire as 152 what the fuck is happening
bro
He's taking a minute to find the fucking thing though
Let's see do you think
All right, come on max win max win max win max win
I didn't craft my beds.
Let's do that.
Max win! Max win!
I saw it.
No way.
I have to go back.
Wait. No.
Ah, gee.
Damn.
He took a while, yeah.
Honestly, is he going for a zero cycle?
There's no way.
Old Betsy?
Is something about for a zero cycle on the dragon?
That's right here.
Surely.
Surely that's a gate right there.
Oh, what the f- I don't really like any of this.
If it's not here, I'm turning.
Yeah, I know.
Did I go down here yet?
Oh, low, low-mow even.
I helped ask and we're fuckin' flipping my shades again.
This could be a sub 15 with a good perch.
He's gonna craft like right now by the way.
Like right now.
Maybe he fucked up.
Maybe the dragon's fucking him?
I don't know.
Maybe he choked.
Sub-15 into the perch, maybe?
Good.
Nah, it's gonna fucking come back and shoot me.
Yep.
That was a good run, but you don't know if you're
damn damn damn damn that would have been a PB for sure I would lose time
What I lose time
Bastion yeah, I did fuck around a bit in the Bastion
Check if he's your no no no he nods your cycle
He took way too long for a zero cycle like way too long
Yeah, bro, it's so hard to figure out whether it's housing or fucking it or the other one
bell housing or stables.
You should never do manhunt.
Yeah, but I think in that situation, you're kind of, I mean, not forced to, but I think
optimal too because like I I literally came from that side like if I was like on
the top of it I can do top-down
housing is two ramparts tables has three that's a good point
Fuck. I was close though. That would have been a PB. Legit my nether goal of being an
armless manhunt. The thing is you can also get like a chest. Oh not rainbow of doom again!
Oh jeez!
Did you know, MCS is for Minecraft speedrunning.
Wow.
Is there any gravel here?
We'll come back to the river for gravel I guess.
Where is my blacksmith?
And my food?
I think this is blacksmith.
But where is food?
I do have to kill Gary, I think.
Also, no tree.
Um, this is a fucking disgusting
Seed, by the way. I almost would have voted to fucking see change. Just see if this is me off.
Do it.
Where is where's Gary smart have not played over watch I'm so sorry Gary
I'm so sorry. They got me
Thanks, bro looking for a lava
Let me in a fucking haul ass to get some fucking
and yeah sure that's gravel right there right gotta be gravel I'm just okay
let's see this one's like whatever okay okay fucking game is so silly
sometimes the trees are just in fucking Narnia by the way like they're just
like 20 miles away it's like whatever bro
they are for your opponent too yeah I know but like
And I just go to the portal after this
Yeah, this is good very good
I feel like I'm just faster than him here. I feel like I was like pretty clean from me
Shirley? If he beats me, he's cheating. Only explanation?
Yeah. Faster.
WCPCF?
Yes.
I just rolled that really hard.
Uh huh. And then, good.
Aw, thank god.
Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel my heart?
Can you feel?
I don't see the fort, the bastion.
So we can do a little bit of eraying.
I guess it's like there?
Yeah, it's like this way.
Six somewhere here.
67 months of my life.
Wait, I kind of fucked up there.
He caught up quite a bit.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, man.
You're such a big fucking strong man, aren't you?
Fuck off.
Why do I think I got false?
I definitely did get false by the way.
I see it?
No?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Someone kill me.
Wait, I don't even know if this is Donkey Kong or Crack Smoker, by the way.
I didn't see.
Donkey Kong.
Oh my god, this is a fucking pig.
I wish I had some better blocks. Wait, what do I have? It's gravel? Well, this is gonna
suck, but...
Oh, no. Why does it take so much damage from me? There's no way that was a hoglin head.
Okay, I'll do that.
No way.
OHHHHHHHHHH!
MY GOD!
Okay, let me go.
what is fucking happening here what is that look what
they don't want to come and join this party we can and then I guess we're just sending
it yeah how many piggies what the hell that's fucking disgusting where does that guy come
from man
Why you eat I was eating man
I remember which way I fucking ran
Oh great and now he knows I died the game snitched on me like
It was like this way wasn't it?
No, definitely not
That's so dumb bro, oh
Ah
Well, I fucking jumped on me. Damn it. I didn't get back in the fucking Bastion, bro
Oh wait huge
Oh god, all my shit exploded. Oh my oh my god, stop training. Stop training. What boots that?
Yo, guys, you guys, guys, stop, oh my f***ing god.
Drop my food first of all.
guys protip don't die in the bathroom like that kind of hard to recover can
in life? Bro I think that's like a practice to bash an issue. Like is that crazy to say?
I got fucking jumped on by the pig
I don't even
Stop
You might just be the scrappy to extreme
Maybe saved actually.
Which abby?
12?
Where's my abby at?
Oh wait, I was going to go back to the double chest.
Oh wait, I was gonna go back to the- I didn't ever go into the double chests.
Um...
Please be obby in this chest.
Oh...
What's going on here?
Obby?
28?
Oh, we're gone, bro.
I have like no string, but like
My bed any more string up top like I said so scuffed just so scuffed, bro
I have 12 wool worth of string it's a four bed and I have six beds
All right, let's just go we gotta go we gotta go let me know the force of his man
And he just blinded like oh my fucking
Rainbow of Doom 7 ladies and gentlemen. Fucking Rainbow of Doom 7.
Um, right here. Then 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Okay so back to 7. Then...
Wait, ring light? 1, 2? This way? This way?
That's when I go this one and we go to 11 in between somebody this way or this way.
OK, cool.
OK, good.
Um.
I don't really like any of this terrain, though.
Oh, man, I'm so.
Bro, I'm so.
Oh, this game.
I see it.
I don't think I can afford to blaze bad here.
3 for 3, hold on, maybe the game's generous.
I mean here's the same rates too, but like...
Fire charge...
No...
Trash, useless...
Don't need you, don't need you, don't need you...
I have a fire res ready...
Is he gold yet? I'm gold right now, bro.
I actually should have dug out the floor first, by the way.
first by the way, is really bad play for me.
Bro throw out all the fire charges, like GG.
Hey dumbass, I have a fucking flint and steel.
I'm not the GG you from this fucking chat room.
Can make some dumb comment like that again, understood?
This would have been such a fast seat actually if I didn't die twice, I feel like.
So I think probably out of the air the stronghold in like, what, a second?
Five seconds?
I'm gonna blind after this by the way.
BTubs.
Heh, LLB.
Ummm, okay.
Aw, god.
Also, I don't fucking completely fuck this I got it last time.
Now there's the eye spy.
That's pretty good.
Three blocks to my left.
So like...
Like here.
Oh my god, my mouse.
Probably a good flick actually but...
Alright, my 3C. There we go.
Smart.
Super your discord profile pisses me off.
Oh, look at me in 2 famous for a status and viral fuck you piece of shit.
I fall though.
The nose that deep.
I need one more one more which I'm even going 123
I mean maybe when I was really scary by the way my blood just got so tight
Negative 256, negative 55, I think we just purl over there.
This seems good.
And a little far.
Maybe like right on that little island.
This is good.
Like decent.
Here we go, negative 256.
Back this way, negative 52.
I need to take the 6th, I need to take the 2nd, so right here, bang, wait, yes.
I'm actually off by a few blocks, might be fucked, no, it's a starter, okay we're good,
wait, it's a starter, yeah, okay, um, he hasn't found it yet, let's go a fucky way,
what the fuck did bro just do I just broke the button
imagine
Okay monster spawner what the fuck is going on in this stronghold bro?
Mmm this is so awful I need to turn.
If I don't die, fucking smoke is pussy.
Hidden?
Could be down there.
Oh, it's right there.
Wait, maybe I can catch up.
I have to craft everything by the way, I have his tech by the way, huge tech.
Maybe I get a luckier perch, maybe he fucks up, I don't know.
I have to craft that right now.
Oh, where's my wool?
Okay, it's a shit, I thought it was perching, oh my god.
Five bed and axe, here we go.
Five bed and axe, everybody.
Now it comes down to these.
I don't really like this fucking...
Get a fireball at me already pussy.
If you love me, you'll perch right now by the way.
You might.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Oh, no.
Ha ha ha.
Oh.
Ha ha ha.
Into the perch?
Yeah.
What did you want to call?
Yeah, I got you. I got you, Big F.
Yo, what the fuck?
You didn't even read more than four words of the sentence.
Yeah, I got you.
You're done.
Guess what I'm eating right now?
Take a guess.
Is it plain rice?
I got some more fucking rice.
That is he.
Well, how do you know like fucking inspa sleep, bro?
Um, I'm lucky, kind of tired, but.
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, what the fuck?
I don't know how long this Minecraft phase is going to last for all the boys we got with them.
You going to savor it?
Can't miss the games.
Bro, that second game was so tragic earlier. Holy fuck.
That's what gets you to keep queuing up though.
I will.
Bro, I had a really good run.
I had a really good run like the one before, the one I just did now.
I might have been like sub 15, but the guy was like I had the fucking Terminator
That's just like you lose on my god-paces like damn you plug into shit or you'd have that. Yeah
But I can't it's so hard for me to like differentiate between fashion and housing sometimes like when you come in from like the
The low part you know what I mean? What's this guy's
No, I don't think I can learn zeros before mid-off. It's like kind of fucked I
Hear a lava like beneath me, but
No, I didn't get before me we lost you G go next next scene I
Hear a lot that this is gonna blow up to lava by the way he might die
I'm not going to die anyway.
I'm not going to die anyway.
If I feel like I have God, move it and then I get the iron second, I get mad.
Oh, shit.
Okay, I'm going to go get some...
What the fuck?
You're an extremely fast learner. I think you should give it a shot
Do you pay like a
No, but I probably should
Keep them around
Kind of like putting these these like the crack like you know, I mean the crack of the tree
I don't even get for my fucking thing.
Oh a lot of them.
Diamond pickaxe.
Diamond pickaxe.
Yeah.
Diamond pick.
We're going to make a bucket.
We're going to make some sheet.
I don't even need to, but I need to make axe shovel.
Bang, bang, bang.
We need to get some flint.
And a...
I don't know.
I didn't even find my fucking...
Water they heard lava like four times. Yeah, I did but where's water?
I hear there's a lot of
So no water or what oh, yeah, there's lava right there
But what are you doing this duration? Do you just like go high ground and like try and scout it? Oh, yeah, right on the hills like smart
What the fuck is this bro, I seem to get like food and shit
Okay, so we got no water in the sea or oh my god, do I just go over there like what the hell is that?
Yeah, that river is the closest like a cis kind of child. That's so disgusting. I almost wouldn't have fucking asked for a sea change.
Do it then. No. Never in your life. No. Okay.
You never want to be the first person to show weakness. You know, because like, there's no info, but if you send the sea change, they know something's up.
something's up. Like when someone sends you a draw vote, you know something's up.
I'll soon get my draw vote. Even if you're struggling. You got a person here.
Sometimes I send a draw vote first too.
Some rare times. If I can feel that we both fucked it up, like it's a hard zero.
It's been like a minute and a half since we entered the end.
And no one's beating the game. I'm like, ah, we probably are about that.
Let's just, for the stats, you know, let's call it a wash for the stats.
that's
this is worth what i'm doing here but i need some food at like what i think
can you oh my god this is so great i'm actually cringing it's like it's like
those goats that
they live on the side of mountains
well he's already fucking in the
over
so that is it
human food
spaceman is your food
you're preparing
it's like a power spike angle
i'm real news though
much wool. Okay, he's like 20, 30 seconds ahead maybe. But I can make that up somehow.
Since I'm here I might as well. Alright girl, that's enough. Actually you might be like
4.8k spike? Actually real.
I don't get the reference.
It's deadlock. What the f-
Oh, okay.
Moria. That would be crazy.
Uh...
Oh.
Alright.
He's got like 4- but the fact that he's not a bashing yet
means I can make up time with my parkour skills, true.
I'm very sure. Maybe I'll throw him away.
Maybe I'll. Hope so.
I think we're gonna have to also kill...
Oh, let's just do this. That way. It's gotta be.
I think I want to kill a hoglin maybe for some food.
Mmm. I think I'll throw this back.
There we go. There we go.
plus four, my max one
I see it
oh I see why you haven't gone to that shit yet, what the fuck?
you have a ton of blocks, you might just want a bridge
falling guy going lower here and like falling the transomware
what do you think it is that?
I don't know. Stables. Oh.
I think you're talking about the train. I just don't know what the bastion is. That's okay. Stables.
Stables!
Well, I definitely like gapped this guy on some fucking movement, by the way. There's just like no way.
He probably found the lava, so if you don't do that...
Oh yeah, but maybe he's waiting for me to fucking get the bastion achievement and then a forfeit?
Like right now? I also don't have gold, but I gotta be careful.
I'd like all the way up straight up to like the roof of this part at least so that's a lot safer
Wait, let me get this real quick. There we go
Now in that surrender bitch, forfeit. Good man, legit good metagame
There's an easy chest to loot if you go like stay on the top here you go left
Don't go left. Oh my god. I don't know I don't know if we call you fucker
I just like sent this thoughts. Yeah, that's yeah
So I feel like it's so weird like having two coaches, like you're just teaching each other
different shit.
People do things different ways all the time.
True.
Okay.
I don't want them in.
Oh, good angle.
Professional level aim.
Traffic note.
Don't fall in the pit.
Block that by the wall.
Okay.
Oh, good angle.
Professional level aim.
Don't fall in the pit.
Lock that back up.
Right down here.
I had to have this final wake, I thought it was from the UK.
Don't push that down.
What, a band I got for that or what?
He's already mentally banned.
It takes a lot of effort.
He banned somebody that they can get freaky.
I was reading the chat and getting a secret.
Wow, that was a really good play from you there.
I definitely fucking trolled this guy.
Like, getting to there? Like, I fucking owned him.
Yup. I was like, all you did, I didn't tell you where to go.
Then Nate.
Um, I'm gonna have to probably loot like what up top?
I should probably make like gold boots before I go up top?
If you want to be really safe you can burn four gold and make gold boots
and then there's like six really really easy chests at the very top
that you should just be able to get everything.
Yeah.
About where you're all based from.
Yeah.
Um.
Split and then fucking you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
I picked up the gold, you guys can have that back.
I need some potions of survival. I need that Rotten Flesh actually though, on the loaks.
On the loaks? We're getting out of trending.
Oh, you guys want that? You guys want that gold? Thanks for it.
Alright, we'll go up top I guess. I should get some pearls. What the fuck's happening?
Hello?
I'm still going, I'm going up there, we got so many.
Um, is this a thing?
Yeah, you can just build this chair, you have to go all the way.
Keep it on, and then like that top, there's like, no, that's actually gonna be fine.
Keep going up.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's six chests up here.
I'm in the middle of nowhere.
Technically we can get like close to 20, but we don't need exactly 20. You can give a diamond pick.
Oh, it's so true.
How much string did you get, by the way? Did you give it a 1-0 slot?
Yeah.
Oh, we're good.
Oh, and we got the wolf from the- Oh, wow, that's sheep.
It's not as well-created there.
Nice.
Now we're going.
What? Oh my God. Yeah, we're good.
Did you see this summer fur?
semester nope so I'm gonna go over here and then we'll do awesome I think it's
there I'm precious behind your webcam yeah
I think it's super only angle bro chat to get to see that
I know he's doing this guys to the fuck out wait I think I'm officially ahead of
Oh
But I'm like I'm like right on his ass though
It's a good ass game
See it
So wait are the Strays random
Yep
Like you won't have that blaze right there. But you were up to the spawner the timing
You can build with a cobblestone for the last one you have a cobblestone
You can do a half an half of spilt little yin yang kind of action here
Little little yeah
And then bang bang bang get down
Yeah, it's just fun and then we're gonna get rid of dog shit dog shit dog shit your four
players you can probably drop two in that if you want more space or at least one of
We're gonna start building it bang bang bang bang bang bang bang a gorgeous looking portal
And we're blind after this wave.
No mob, no bad guys around.
Let's go this, you've got another one in one turn.
That's like, oh I fucked up, oh my god.
That's like good.
Yeah, that's cool, that's cool.
and you know left five blocks
so i think
uh...
uh...
well you'll believe me in my first two i really are by the way and i do this
who's kind of fucking huge
you look at him on it like half the time you're really close to the first
person
why do you lock them up?
uh... i don't know...
maybe seven?
it's like there, that way
i'm like lined up on my z, i just run straight
yeah, yeah, yeah, two new blocks
let's eat a mutton
i guess there's a craft right now, instead of peeking my ass
it's usually good
we have no arrows, but we have like a-beds
nice
The pro line would be fucking huge right now if I was like big but
Pounds are big man. We should focus on the basics
Do you open? Yep
And then we're gonna go like that way
Yeah, I just tried to swear like a hundred people looks
go go go ask them to probably do this great communication yep w comms w comms
should whip up pearl forward actually lower digging through the wall here is
good you're gonna be really close you like 20 blocks away the skeleton can
fucking die actually box in four blocks four blocks ten blocks away
you have to go right one block two once you get there because you're a yeah there
you go that's right that's 68 right there you don't have to dig down
really just build it my fucking god they didn't even blind they probably died
bro huge okay nervous but this is like a free one go in the portal yep overlock
holy shit down to the left and then I just want to give us a little bit of
confidence there wait you also just like do this I see that creeper you little
fucker
I think we maybe go back in a second maybe oh ho jk
Yes, yes, yes
Try what he said go back he meant back to the qx Korean after a win this game
Oh my god, look at this fucking this micro
W overlap
This guy in chat says sub 16 patient after the end of like 50 minutes flat.
I don't know, need the most luckiest ass situation ever.
Oh yeah?
So I'll lose this thing, check this out.
Check out the since the perch though.
That'd be good, nah, that'd be crazy.
Now go that way and then spin!
Wait.
Nope.
Aw.
Let's go look up at the sky by the way.
Peep that one?
Yeah, you're not even lucking anymore.
It's important.
Could be sub 17, I'd be a PB.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
You fucker.
Oh my god.
You got a minute, you got like 30 seconds for it to sound.
It's good.
Is it firing or what?
Your one-sicles are clean too.
I'm not going to lose you in the bed.
Your one-cycles are clean too. I'm not going to lose any of them in the bed.
I'm going to be killed after playing the action.
Give it time. Give it time.
Oh my god!
And then we go.
Watch.
Oh.
Why don't we turn left?
Wait, on what way's life it's about to purge?
Oh, why not be dead? Give it time though.
Oh.
Oh
You're looking and swung up by this fucked up, no
My been the PB two minutes wiggle room, and we don't get there
Well, you know you mean zero
And what for fireballs
That's like this has to be it no like
Wow no that's crazy you know you see it's guaranteed purchase three minutes right yeah
Yeah and you entered it like 15 flats so you're about to get it in like 20 seconds I think.
That's crazy.
I can feel it in there right now.
Um, yeah I can feel it right now, like this is approaching you.
On everything.
Wow.
Saved.
We're back on Lovely's life.
Oh my god, I actually almost- Oh my god, what's happening?
Well...
There's a problem with Ludwig's life or something.
You've misnamed the bed on purpose.
He's gonna have to die, right?
Yeah, yeah, just have to have to die.
I don't know, I mean, a lot of people aren't good at getting their shit back.
Like, maybe he's probably drawing.
It's just hard, maybe die before it's over level.
Like, this bachelor was in fucking Narnia.
You got them there too, right? He's gotta go all the way back there.
I'm kinda curious.
Okay.
Yeah, watch the replay and then I'll have a proposition for you.
What's that?
So you could learn ZeroCycle and it would probably never be relevant in the event because there's
just so many different types of endfights.
ZeroCycle takes about, I'd say, 50 seconds for an end fight.
and fight here took three minutes yeah yeah there's no way he killed himself oh
my god don't tell me he I've done this before oh yeah oh
Punch it.
Just a blade, just a blade, not to shoot me.
Poppins.
Look at that fire.
He's getting boxed out.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, jays!
So there's, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, well, you can listen to my proposition.
Okay.
Because I can show you, zero cycles, like 50 seconds,
but you gotta learn a ton of shit.
There's like 10 different towers,
two different, like a lot of permutations in the river. So you only learn a couple things.
And it just statistically wouldn't even show up and even if it showed up you'd probably get really
fucking nervous because it's like pretty mechanical like to build everything. Not so bad, but just
like it's, I mean like everyone gets nervous. I did too. You could learn something called ground
Zero ground is not it's not 50 seconds. It's probably like a minute 15
But it's consistent enough to where you can do it on every single end dimension no matter what
What is just need you eight or nine beds? I can show you
It's actually really cool mechanic that someone found me
Oh my god, I got it. There's units recording and you set up with this like
the whack-ass OBS shit that like
Like you have like your face cam full screen.
It's like not in 1920 by 1080.
I don't even know how to explain it.
I'm just tweaking.
Um.
You've been up for like how many hours?
Um, no, not that many.
I just think they've done much sleep is the problem.
Yeah.
That's.
All right.
It's going to be nothing right now,
but it will be something in a second.
Actually, third coach, bro,
I literally was watching fight,
He coached fuck it. He coaches guy like seven hours. Yeah
She'll love it the game. Okay, can you see my minecraft?
Yes, okay
I do this in zero practice probably not like it okay, so
You know dragon fireballs you know
What the hell up, bro?
What'd you say?
What'd he tip say?
He said, it's Silver Spoon Super is what the rest of the competition is calling you.
Shut the hell up, bro.
No, I don't believe they're propaganda, man.
Like, we had the opportunities.
He wanted to do it all by himself.
And I respect that.
So when you shoot, like, the dragon will randomly fireball.
You obviously know that's annoying.
And you shoot the dragon, uh, uh, a fire, uh, Michael, we shoot a crystal, Jesus, yeah.
The dragon has to fireball you.
Boom.
Oh.
Notably, the dragon has to be able to see you to fireball you.
So I do this.
Smart.
And do this.
Watch the dragon.
It's trying to fireball me.
Can't see me.
Oh, what the fuck?
It's going down.
Yeah.
Look at this.
It's like half-carching.
Oh my god, she's coming!
Holy fuck!
Look how low the dragon's going to be.
And then if she gets too low, I guess to coat it in so like
she doesn't literally hit the player, she'll fly away
and then try again another time.
So the fireball still has to happen, boom, but she'll just like
fly away and try again.
So the basic idea of the strategy
Um, is that gets low enough to where if you have a pretty precise build, but this is one
build you'd have to memorize.
Oh my God, I fucked it up, right?
Um, it's, you need 69 bars, which is six iron, which you get in most bastions.
You get all this other stuff here.
And then you have to have a pretty person, like, like see this lineup.
Do you even see like, oh my God, like, see this lineup?
Like, yeah.
Yeah blocks me yeah, yeah, so you have to oh shit. That's the fucking I didn't know that wacky looks in discord
Yeah, so if you do this you place your oh my god, I'm not even like wind up. I
Usually do with the I
Use I look at my angle. I don't even like zoom in
There you go, so I got the bed down you have to like pick up your mouse and pick block
But if I just sit here the dragon will come back eventually
and then you can just basically it's like a slow-ass one-cycle but you're
forcing the perch because this is just the dragon trying to fire up on me so you
can force this every single time and then you need like eight beds because if the
dragon it's too low they're gonna it's gonna fly away so I don't think I have
have any beds in this like practice. I think I have six of them.
This might be a bit dank. I can't lie.
Yeah, it's dank and I just don't think it's like, yeah, it's a it's a lot, but you're
learning one thing instead of 20 and you can do it on every single setup. So no matter
what towers are where, like what cage thing or anything is, it's one build to learn.
It is kind of dank.
I think you could learn it. I don't necessarily think it's the best use of your time, but like if it was this or ZeroCycle,
this is better, but there's also a third thing you can do.
Halfbow?
Yeah, you can just shoot the fucking crystals.
What did that do?
So the Dragon's Purge odds are
are 1 and 13 when you enter the end and then every crystal you shoot lowers the denominator
by 1.
So you shoot one crystal, that's 1 and 12 chance.
You shoot another crystal, that's a good chance.
So it's basically always good.
The only downside is that thing I said earlier where when you shoot the dragon, it has to
fireball you.
So you're removing the insta-crazy high roll like under one minute insta-perch
strat because you're forcing a few fireballs but then as soon as like you
finish shooting all the crystals it's way faster so this is what your end
fights would look like if you were half building it's honestly really simple this
is something that you just like should be doing if you have decent aim which you
and you do this and then you just build up in the middle here and it's like
perfect because the towers are always like around the middle so the aim is
really consistent do you shoot every crystal or it's called half but you
shoot eight out of the ten like kind of the ones you can see like I got the ones
that are caged like you can get another cage was and then this one right here
like I can angle on it you know what I mean like it's up there right and
there's no point like building up but right now I just shot seven crystals in
20 seconds and then now my odds of perching are doubled and I wasted 10
seconds doing that. So this is what you should be doing if you want to like not
just kind of wait for the game. If you don't go for the gamble max win you should fucking do this.
Yeah it just makes it way more consistent because like I don't know what are your
what are your last like end fight spend maybe some of these are longer than three minutes if
you choked but this is three minutes and ten seconds and it's just you had to wait for
the max perch. This is 2 minutes and 30 seconds, which is fine. This one you lost, but your
opponent was 2 minutes and 30 seconds. This one was 2 minutes flat, so that's not bad.
Oh, this was a minute, so you actually have a fast perch. This was a minute 6 seconds,
that's right. This one, minute 14 seconds, not bad. But like, you'll never have these
3 minute perches like ever again.
Yeah.
Also, it has that added benefit, which like, I guess you're not a shut-it, doesn't
matter but you won't like it like you fuck up the one cycle you already have
crystals down so you just shoot the caged ones and then like the recovery is
way easier I don't know it's something to focus on I the more important thing
is just not dying in bastions yeah does save like a good minute if you shoot
other crystals down like on average I think I'll pass and I'll queue up give
me a second yes yes I fuck all the talk chat we just gotta get to fucking
one gala. Super has to be the highest ranked person in mid-offs. That was my
freaking student bro. Bitsul placed at a thousand gala today. Isn't that crazy? I
think it's because it kind of takes your splits into account to some extent.
And dudes hella fast at the overworld. But we died in two fucking bashes and
still in the game, but it doesn't matter that super can get there he leaves us to
focus for like more than 20 seconds every seat that's so hard that's so fucking
hard
who never dies yeah wish this like I wonder if this analysis bot thing still
works right there's low key see popular we gotta go underground again they have
like these little discord bots but they're like 13 year olds that vibe
go to them um didn't pay for hire them to free tier and all the database shit I
think last season my throw rate which was basically like how like the
percentage that you died was like 13% I was really fucking good what the fuck
it's like silent Hill outside there's fog like literally up to my door what
Like a fucking window for it's like so thick. Holy shit
There is I feel like fog is like ambient as fuck like act like actually being in fog in real life
I think it's really fucking cool. Mm-hmm
Maybe it may be the one in San Francisco if you want that shit, bro
Although maybe that's more smog than fuck
Oh fuck.
That is not bad.
Like which got banned and unlike Drake, I got one phone.
But how did you get faster at hotbar management?
Faster at hotbar management?
Unfortunately, I was born a fat armorless child.
You're supposed to gotta look out for that one.
Yeah, because I love you guys.
You have a hotbar management.
What do you think about when fixing your inventory?
Thanks for the two bucks though.
Yeah, true.
I love you when I ask me about inventory management, bro.
management fail you just gotta turn off your scroll we don't fucking deal with it
just I learned BT's by the way oh hell yeah
it's really not that hard rank mix is so easy all right kryptonite W let's see
what you got wait it's actually the fucking fastest
did a temple of all time check this out oh my god you hit your foot that's over
so ugly wait that was kind of huge in the TNT break though
fuck how was it cuz he didn't hit his foot bro I hit my foot I want that gold
It's because you don't have to break all the TNT on the bottom before you let the top one you can like break it as you're flying down again
What the fuck am I doing? Oh jeez? Oh, just punch it just punch it. That is a disaster. Holy fuck
So don't change anything we're doing right now, but that put block punch it takes longer. Yeah, other ones. Yeah, I
Realize that as I was punching it, but I was like, oh, it's too. It's not good. Where's my lava village? What the hell?
These are actually some fucking, these fucking ranks, these are so goofy.
You got your gun over the place.
That Tinti was good.
Hey.
Um, I don't like to push play anymore.
I'm just like done with it.
What did I even get from the fucking temple?
Seven?
That's it?
Oh god, Apple!
I'm sure you got a, I'm typical of my Apple.
Is there gravel in this cave?
At least like a gander.
Oh, oh, there is wow
No yo yo yo yo
No, no, no
Is there three iron or do we have to reset like legit smelling iron is even that bad?
Look like
And it's not in a troll calm by the way
I mean stroke is this kid fucking sucks, I guess but like
There's gotta be three iron. I'm not betting you this is actually a monkey
they haven't seen three iron because you have the color it's just over it's actually just over
i mean you could run out of the village and kill a golem but like you should
i don't know why there's no iron in this cave this is what i would do in the situation
and you're looking at it oh there it is wait save
you should have eight cobble you should have eight cobble you'd like you blew a couple
Oh my god, there's so much iron in here.
Yeah, you have 30 cover.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Hopefully this guy doesn't watch his replay back.
He's so embarrassing.
Especially after you win.
Chest, fuel, top left.
I can do this too while I'm here.
There's actually kind of good thoughts.
You're making the best out of the situation, I think, which is good.
Okay, and then we need one.
Make a shovel, make a shovel at least.
And Loki make fucking go home right now.
or boots or something whatever
One two three, and then wait
Yeah, actually no idea
You baited him a baby. He's a fuck he's a fuck-a-fuck
Okay, and then we're out of here
There was gravel sometimes like sometimes the greatest after remember what pain feels like
true there was gravel I'm not crazy right yeah there's always something going on in my fucking
runs like what's going on there you know pigs are slugs I come here bitch
okay my PC almost like died like yo fucking dick you got him you got him
I'm not that far behind honestly, am I crazy?
You're good.
I guarantee you this guy doesn't have an iron axe, so that's going to be an up you have.
Bastion's claw.
That is something I'm willing to put on everything.
I don't know if that mattered, but...
No, that made it a lot better.
Yeah, you're coming with me.
Oh, it's not fun.
Oh, what the fuck, how'd I do that?
No, water's buggy, I don't know, I don't understand that.
Hold on.
I thought I saw a fortress there, but it's probably like this 50 here now?
Yeah.
It has to be.
I thought I saw something.
It could be the fortress and the bastion or just the bastion. I don't know. I got like fog and shit. I'm like a bit right and
Yeah, bro, you are fucking no, I'm like I'm actually chillin
I have a haircut tomorrow. I'm gonna fall asleep in the chair. Oh my god
How much food this guy has but
Go up there
my butt got really clenched there what the f...
oh i got like cold that's so weird
i should be in here though i don't know why this train is like tweaker
i didn't make a fucking boat
i don't even want to make it a fucking... what the hell
this guy is really ahead of me actually
he's not that far ahead what is this give me bridge me bridge me bridge me
Uh, considering the spike was 50, I think it's stable, but it might be a bridge I can't tell.
What is bridge? What is bridge?
There's the bridge. What is bridge?
Huge, huge. Massive even. Almost just plummeted into my death.
We got to pick up the paceman.
I also have three golden apples and a god apple, so...
Yeah, foodstitch is uh, it's chill. Foodstitch is chill.
Oh, so the fortress is back to the goblet.
It's just a crap pipe. What is this here? Or Donkey Kong?
No, it's Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong.
Don't worry about that too much.
I'm not worried about it.
I'm cringing. That was really stupid, but I'm not going to be cringing.
I'm not going to be cringing.
I'm not going to be cringing.
I'm not going to be cringing.
I'm not going to be cringing.
I'm cringing that was really stupid but whatever you literally don't actually die
you know like 8,000 hearts of healing wait what the fuck what you know leave
those there it's fine just leave them there it says my name right what is
producing just place there's the blocks
Jesus Christ almighty.
Here we go.
One, two. One, two.
One, two. Bang.
Up here. Then we go over here.
Then we break this.
That. That. That.
That. That. That.
One, two.
One, two.
And they'll make their way over here.
Yo, what up everybody? Getting my hole.
Huh.
What the hell? Chill on me bro. Oh my god, wait. I don't really like that for some reason.
There's like kind of weird. I'm not weird for saying that's weird, right? That's just weird.
Not easy.
I'm gonna break this, and then...
...and then like that, and then...
Actually, whatever.
There's so many pigs on this whole, by the way.
Well, you should've seen it earlier. I was playing ranked, and I fucking...
I had like 20 pigs in a hole. I actually, like, broke this.
And the head, you got fuckin' full of it.
They shoot out, yeah, but my dick is so, you know, it's so funny.
It's so good.
I got a leg.
Put this on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what just happened?
Do you know there's a fuckin' capacity limit?
Do you have to tell me?
And it's me, right? Instagram it?
Yep, that's the capacity limit.
That's the good shit.
Am I just like, yeah, I'm done, right?
Oh, you're not dead.
I'm done
You don't even need more pyros cuz you can use the god apple
Just throw like a pros into the four and then you get like four hearts you to god apple or something
You have like a stack of history
Back towards the goblet
Oh
God scared me for a second. Okay, give me up. Give me up there
Yeah, stay on the top. We want to like look around you know cruise area
It's to the right. Yeah
You take Apple on the ground to the right. It's like yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. That's money
Wow, there's a spawner right there. Do you see I see it?
I didn't break this little one. That's my calm
I mean we like, slay them and then go to the other one.
Ah, sure. Like you bust it down and then...
Like the door, like a- like a raider.
Love y'all. And we're gonna fucking TNT go on, cause I'm like...
Yeah.
Well, I'm like kinda locked at the moment. ATM.
Imagine if we do this every time I'm on every shoot.
I can't do that. You're asking way too much from me.
Crazy what you just suggested, by the way.
You gotta block the lava off, I don't know, I forgot, this job is fucking really hard, I don't know why.
It took me five years to be able to walk in for like one seat at a time.
Bro, you fucking, you saw what I was doing five years ago? Like, yeah it's not even a moment.
Bro, five years ago people were so... ah, you were, I was so...
No, I was so bad five years ago.
I was so bad two years ago.
I don't need all this. I don't need all this. I don't need that. I don't need that. We don't need all this shit. We just don't need it. We just don't need it.
You should refrag your...
and I'm wrong.
And why don't they just tell all the guys?
Fire is not in here.
They're like, welcome in here.
There we go.
Actually, not many of you guys.
It's crazy.
Well, how many rounds did you have?
I said I'm in.
Okay, um, that's why we need some flesh.
Actually, no, we're gonna run them in max because we're gonna get some flesh in the
portal.
Well, you sound like a hot apple.
You get an advancement if you don't eat it the whole run.
What are you doing?
Just build up.
You can get that.
You can get it.
You can get it.
You can get it.
I know.
I know, but you said build up and then let that happen.
No, but like you still ha- oh, whatever.
Shani's stupid.
OHHHHH!
That's good, right?
No?
Oh.
I knew that.
Reset the lock.
Or just do this and delete the first one.
What the fuck?
Why is it not working?
Hello?
Did you bring back?
Okay.
Then just hit undo.
I'll make it twice.
Hit undo so the first one comes back, and then measure another eye.
Yeah, if you did that, if you measure the same exact, no, no, I meant like move over.
Oh my God, this is a disaster.
Like, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, just like, you got a bit more right or something.
or something.
That's fine actually.
Yeah, yeah.
It's weird.
I feel like the stream lagged, but that doesn't make any sense.
Perfect.
For me, yeah, nice.
No, it's because if you try and measure
the same exact angle, it just won't let you.
And so I thought you moved your mouse, but I guess you
didn't.
I guess I'm bugging.
the other eyes in the also I'll just eat the god apple like when you go through these you don't
want to say that anymore that's what that achievement you get a little badge but I think
we're a little behind yeah I don't know about that it's like a risk reward kind of thing right
I got this badge once when I had a seed to give me two of these I don't know
okay wait I'm going where am I going angle negative
it's like I'm going a little more right right right right yeah yeah
Yeah, we gotta go. We needed this fucking guy. I'll stop
Like this sounds good
It's all good though. It's all good though. They don't they don't see how you move hot pours destination
I'm just like chucking that honestly. All right, so once that lands you gotta go hard, right? Oh, oh, oh, just
Yep, got Apple, by the way. So go hard right. Yeah, right there.
Like, you're lined up on your X, you gotta go 180 blocks this way, and your Z.
150 more blocks this way.
Hard to shape this way.
That guy got this tough as hell, by the way.
Yeah, I look at that you're gonna die, then you're at 10 hearts left.
Is that not like a modern miracle?
I'd like to let you know that he's got hot tourist destination, and then sweet dreams.
It seems he missed the stronghold.
Um, that's really weird.
Nice terrain decision. Holy fuck. I don't even know, I would have thought about that.
and I'm not even trying to glaze you right now.
We think the glaze.
A lot of times I do,
there's a lot of times I am trying to do that,
but this is legit not one of them, I'm honestly really.
I got a lot of choices too.
Yeah.
So we're going like this, like something like this.
Yeah, exactly, this little dog,
kinda like a snake.
It's like a snake when you're mashing the arrow keys,
you know?
I'm still in a dream.
You know it's not.
Ah, probably.
You're solid.
The third edition.
Oh
There's walking that block the next block you build is a correct obsidian. Yes. That's where you stand
I didn't I blinked I was eating rice
I
Made more tonight than I did
This could be
Entry down middle run it down middle
No, no, why'd you give up on middle? No, this is middle
Maybe you were looking the other way. You're gonna just commit to know. Oh my god
See you
Premptive blown the fuck out by the way
Yeah, I actually might miss the purchase at the craft and shit
And GL this may be a tough one you got a golden apple. Oh my gosh go for zero
The way you do that pearl I saw something in you
What if I just like ripped it no practice awesome that
That'd be tough. I would instantly know
This is impossible to do that
That this specific zero to is like
Come on, come on, come on perch max win max win
We'll do my good time
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god. Wait, wait, I will max fucking win
Oh my god!
The fact you're so fucking great is great.
18 second PD?
GG.
So I was trying to make that sound good for the clip.
I was gonna say the fact you're so fucking good at 4-betting is good,
but then I was like, ah, that probably is less aura than just saying you're good.
Um, oh my god, we're one game away of gold, too.
That's not what was far, no?
Yeah, that was far. 1,100 is pretty far.
Um...
Oh my gosh, you fucking ironed!
Smelt an iron in this room!
Yeah, we can't upload that, no, we can't upload that, people, you actually can't upload that.
It's like a vlog I dropped there or something.
Well, after that sub 15 without that, no? For sure?
Dude you didn't lose two minutes to making a fucking iron axe.
It was like a minute though. It was a minute. It was not two minutes. Two minutes is crazy.
What the hell is Sandy XD? You're not gonna say good luck.
Okay, go. I was gonna say I'm fucking tilted.
Wait, a thousand on the dot looks kind of...
Where's this portal?
In the little forest somewhere. Fuck it.
Does he say forward into the left or forward into the right?
What did you?
Okay, bug seed? What is this?
I
Will get the sling you'll give you'll give us you send a sea change bro, but you don't fuck it's just shops
It's just like this is just gonna be annoying. I
Believe in you go like this shit
It's gonna cost me a lot.
Oh, shovel in the five slot?
Dude, sound as you change, bro. This is so...
Please.
See what I say?
If they don't take it, they're a legit shot.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, it's Silk Touch! I didn't even realize.
Yeah, so then you have to make a wood pick and...
Oh, I didn't realize it was fucking Silk Touch and Tool.
It's obviously still competitive, because like you're both playing the same suit,
but God, is it just fucking...
They're legit for the stocks.
attack you say yeah no matter well back to the portal those ones real and not
oh my god we gotta do a little efficiency five dude do not go there
run over come another see change come another see change no no you're gonna
gonna die. Seed change, seed change. No, like Pilgrims will just need to be shot and killed
in rank. Like, Oliver actually has a problem. You should make him not spawn. It's so, it's
so fucking stupid. Pilgrims won't leave you alone. They're gonna aggro radius of like
a thousand blocks. It's actually so dumb. Guess what, this fucking infume kid, this
rank one fucker, he loads me a Pilgrim out of the seat, he's like, ah, this
will be fun doesn't take the sea change a rank one by the way fucking loser I'm
just pissed off for my friends I have a positive record against my right
chef for this or wondering if I 21 games I want to watch them bitch out one of my
other friends on a pill drop as to dude smiling as he's here and he's like
Oh yeah four of those. I've learned that suspicious dudes in ranked are always good by the way.
I have tech, I have tech, I have tech, I have tech. And then go back down. On everything go back down. Stay at the shipwreck, stay at the shipwreck.
Go back down. There's five gunpowder in the chest. The food chest.
Mine, four sand and you can make TNT and you can blow up the trees.
wall all
ever since that might have been just like these trees are going to bloom
up at the city
uh...
and what's going on
all we have to make a crap people to craft the teeth is that you can touch
another lot of the
w fucking is this really faster on
not to go back down to the chest probably by one of your learning
experience
I know, it's kinda cool though.
Cross the table and button.
Yep.
I actually like that a lot.
And then you can use the book for TNT,
cause no, yeah, uh, good luck, bro.
Yeah, that's fine.
And then we go, like, let's just put, like, right there with all of that.
Sure.
It's good for the blocks, basically, as like the main thing.
Yeah, it's good, it's really good.
We call it the worst TNT of all time.
How many logs do we get?
Solid five.
That's, uh, really fucking terrible, but it's alright.
This is like the worst decision ever, but like now it's all good, bro.
bucket let's not fuck this this time I almost was made 20,000 saw that what am I
doing in a pick and I need a shears shovel no no so we got blocks one and
shears oh you're so fucking smart they can actually look at a little bit of a
it's lucky a little bit of a download for the team to strap it's okay don't
stress it you need doors to you gotta make doors you up make your food to
The bread yeah, you know when you have a boat all we got two boats. Wow look they're like the whole hands of the military
You know, it's just so far they are holding hands. They'll be you
Wait, it's tech you can get out of the boat in the water, and then you don't have to bring you have to break it
Maybe you're thinking five
Yeah, I was testing you
Okay, where's my fucking thing? It's gonna be like 10 10 chunks within the shipwrecks. All right
yeah maximum 10 chunks chunk middle left um maybe to the right oh yeah it might be fake though
no that's real back seeing the shit on bitrate is like crazy man I can't even tell the
food's a real half the time yeah I thought I saved half a second by not getting my vote
yeah that was a good show you did that I was like what are you doing when I remember our strat
I'm trying to take credit for it. I don't know why I said I was trying. I'm sorry. That cross a lot of
What is happening here? Right here. Sure.
Oh, bang. And then we go ocean monument. Yep. I'm just gonna say yeah.
Awesome that we didn't say to try you like you can say yeah, but like you can't hear you
Imagine there's proximity China right now, but you're still in your same world like you're you're in the same area like you're in the Fortress
Maybe really fun out of a guy where you're like tech tech tech tech. Oh
Oh smooth APM on the skid
Bastion. Wow
Wow.
Actual God seed, what the fuck?
Imagine if I didn't drool myself in the fucking overworld?
No, it's fine.
They're going to go a lot worse.
Is this housing?
Build up, build up.
There's going to be a chest in front of you when you get to the top here.
Oh, I think I have to also make some gold carrots, by the way.
What are your thoughts?
Actually...
Chest, those guys are going to get mad at you.
Just go in down there, open it and get on your own.
Armour, and then he forgets.
area um this is housing I think um it's two apart let's say I'll say it was a
stable that's it was it was um what if I'll tell you this your face I don't
even remember I think maybe you're like a goldfish you know what it's what is
this the middle just go down yeah and then you'll be at the staircase in the
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why is he mad?
Why is Brumad?
Oh, he saw the chest.
That's good to stop by there.
Where the fuck are you going?
Uh, WGAP.
Yep.
WGAP.
Sorry, I don't know why I question you, actually.
That wasn't fucking huge for me.
Wait, this is just wrong.
I don't know, actually.
And then we're going to go down one, over.
I'll let those guys out of the little fucking prison that I put them in.
Join the party, y'all!
The prison of their mind.
And then we're going to have to re-seal that.
Now, Sandy XD is actually getting modded right now, unfortunately.
Is that everything? I don't even know. Like, do all six spawn all the time?
No. 90% chance for each block.
Like, who in Bozing was doing that? Like, actually, who was doing that?
Oh, that's gonna give me a 10% chance to not show up. For what? Like, actually, for what?
Anyone try to contact that Bozing?
Can we grow up a little bit?
I wouldn't let him know.
And like, I'm doing a nice kind of like...
Like it maybe they made a type
No pearls
Oh the second
they get embarrassed easily, you're gonna make them shy
you know like a shy off of them?
oh what?
like a shy off?
oh yeah
that's just probably a good word for that
um, so what if I don't get out of here
like go back up top or like what?
um, yeah there's more chests, wouldn't you?
you'll get out of here
like on god?
like on the next life?
I never doubted it, I mean really if one fires
I'm on fire right now, I need some more shit too.
Oh, there's a stuck one up there.
I should try to get...
I don't think that, I don't need a...
Okay, can you give me one of these stews?
Yeah.
Actually, how much...
Bro, surely I got it.
Come on.
Oh yeah, I was like, why'd you do that?
Oh, yeah.
20, 20, 20, 20.
I'm going.
Yeah, check the trees though, if they give you strength.
Perfect, okay, now.
And it was like right next to the bash.
Maybe to the right yeah go up there. What the fuck the way you came well I get so turned around. Yeah, I can tell
Where oh, yeah, no, yeah, go that way. It's actually one up up up up up and then dig through another right here
Yep, and then yeah, um, there's nothing in there. That could be worth my
It's behind you right now
So up up. Yeah, and then through the bashing this way
I'm impressed you found a way out like that
Fucker we're just we're just fucking
And then God yeah
It's kind of you hear somewhere there it is
There she is if I just like a goofy oh my god, you're watching the ceiling kid
I like a kid about
The fucking tail that's what that was
That's a tilt-com. I've heard that one before. I'll say I have 20 obv, I should not make any mistakes on my portals.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go back to that bathroom.
Oh, right in front of me. It's not even worth purling to it, probably.
Two spawns.
That's kind of the one thing that I miss like part of I just five-star for my friends like playing
Dude
2019 I had so much fun playing Reinhardt man
Just oh yeah, I want people and the fucking voice comes all the time because it was like the role like you kind of had to
I own that shit. I own that
There's no I need all these blocks right there's no way like
Um, yeah, but like you already cleared your entire fucking inventory. Um, you might as well make anchors to make two anchors
Please only make two it'll let you make three. Please only make two because you have to charge them
Mine I mean you're fucking good beds you can use one
Yeah, one bit is weird do you even know the one bud set up? No
Yes
Let's not get fucking smothered that guy last time dude remember that shit?
Yeah...
Yeah what they're in the TNT spawned on you know.
Like peek on Overwatch?
I was like 3800...
Um...
One signal released and was really busted.
Oh yeah signal was broken.
So many characters in the left one are just like...
Ridiculous.
So good, dude.
I think like, outside of that I think it was like 3600 on the right one.
Dude I was so bad at support man, I shouldn't have aimed at fucking...
Yeah
I'm like more you're a dude
Yeah, my bad. What more I'm Lucio. I fucked with Lucio. I was Jim
Also
I would rather just said 21 even if I had 20 like you don't have the confidence. Yeah, no you can miss
Can you put out the fire? Oh, I forgot that's very important. Yeah, it's okay
No, like I played on up, but my name was so bad that like
So I would just play
So I was a I was a bad influence when I Q games
They're fine they're like good for you because them mobs won spawn
You know yeah true
Kripper and shit
Yeah, I was low key mechanics about an overwatch
I think I'm going to put it in the chat.
That's good.
That's good.
You lined up.
You're leaving perfectly on it.
And then right four blocks.
Yeah, just go.
And you can leave before.
It's like accurate.
It's like right there.
Yeah.
One more.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Perfect.
Nice.
That's that's good. That's good. It's good. Yeah
perfect
Nice, you should dive for these I think yeah, I know
Dolphin W Dolphin, but I did to break really
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you said W Dolphin and it's actually the complete opposite every time Dolphins
You can you can lose a game at a high level tabbing a dolphin
It's like so it's helping cuz they if they you like the eye then you can't go back in time
It's awesome
Back to go
Fire as far as far as
My minus six which is like right here, so I said just portal just go past this yeah
And it's a thousand blocks. That's a hundred twenty in the nether each curl you can think of as like 60 blocks
this is exactly okay Oliver can we grow up with these fucking pearls by the way
like we actually grow up yeah I'll tell him he's just scared of like the power
you have
am I drop one which is like a little tragic but like come on yeah I guess that
kind of is like okay but like hello the fire
I don't like those persons I can eat it.
There's her something.
One more.
I could have been gone if I didn't drop that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Rave, rave, rave, rave.
What the hell's happening?
Help.
Night.
It's a pick-a-stop, pick-a-stop.
That's night vision.
I don't know why it does that.
I thought you can tell me vibe could have this game.
Like what the fuck is that?
actually so just I'm just like come on man
wow nice I need the crafting table I need it exactly oh yeah we go 166 that's
wow oh my god the problem like 90 blocks she's you know there are no
check their boss
this guy actually almost just like, oh, need help
they're not even joking
you got like 12 carrots you can eat too
26
166
oh my god, it's like right
it's like perfect, no?
holy shit, it's perfect, yeah
wow, that's actually insane
they built this for you
the hole is made just for me
let's not fuck this up, no
how funny would it be though?
I mean like I think I would be but you wouldn't be is it and that's like
Oh my god, we stood off a block
Yo quick little pv though, I ain't no don't I just did
on the left
if this guy ffs all over i'll take care of him
like that tech? save fucking no time cause i missed one
hit this please end my misery
you hit the zero bro
have you fucking heat
what if i did do a second try and hit the zero
I
Really like this sludge you know, I like a lot of the emotes in your trap of this sludge one
I feel like yeah, I get it right away
Get it and I can relate to it
Perfect conceptual emoji
What's the PB 17 oh to oh we got some time
We look good a little bit time. Let's go dragon. Oh, I thought I should be getting those by the way
Yeah, that could be a tomorrow problem, honestly, like you can actually like focus practice it tomorrow
Perch right now with fruit snap. Maybe
Right now they actually been ranked like maybe too addicting in this game. It's so fun
It's like having a seed where everything goes right is so fun
Like you like you're fine while you're not doing anything.
No, dude, like what are we doing?
Yeah, that's all good.
I think he needs fucking...
It's fine though.
Dragon.
He's perching.
He's perching, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's crazy.
Hold!
courts it's addicting when you have one of the best players in the world as
you're usually play like two hours before I jump off
true
did you have fun with that lot right thing you did
the stakes
oh yeah that's fucking goofy as hell
oh they're about to FF
troll dragon
old
gotta be gotta be gotta be gotta be
look on on love is life so weird no it's just beating you
all my
all of our queen I look into this baby
third thing to know
oh my god you're so good at the bed this one real
you must hold that amount of shit right
you looked at him early
good win
So sources tell me Ludwig is stable, please God now you're him bro. I can type that bro. Oh
Gold the second
Fucking go
Wait, you could do your 21 from mr. 20. Oh shit. You and Bitzel are tied in a lot now
I think you win your next game. You're the biggest illo out of all the participants
That's big Lee
10-10 you're actually so locked but what are you gonna do with the what's all the
fame after you win the whole thing that's a very question or I lost this guy
earlier this fucking guy yeah I had a really good run against them that was
like the second team
yeah you're back
from freerun i think the skin is
20, 30 average
bits last a 20, 30, 29 average
bits will play 2 games though
bro so now that's a pain to ask to find a blacksmith no?
uh huh
sometimes there's not even a blacksmith no?
yeah
i don't know why i said that like a question
what the fuck
they had a little fucking
I suppose so.
Yo, we're in a lava pool.
That's a great question.
Maybe, maybe, Abbie in the black pit?
Hey, those are in the past.
They're still gonna be there.
What's behind me?
Hey, those.
Bro, see, change this. This is the actual seat of doom.
8, Abbie, no iron pick.
This is the one seed type relic still left in the filter.
You entered another with an added iron pick.
They want to use the two obsidian from the blacksmith, is that insane?
Like you need a punch out of their lung baby, wouldn't pick.
If he doesn't take it, he's like legit master, master.
I don't know how to pronounce it.
I don't know how to pronounce it, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah.
This is brainwashed, see Oliver looking at that bro.
Dude Oliver knows man, we've been bitching about this for like three months.
Red line is going to change.
Blacksmith no no no it's not the fact that the blacksmith isn't guaranteed it's it's
That specific blacksmith is supposed to be 10 obby. Yeah. Yeah, because if you have eight obby for some reason eight obby no iron
Is just fine. Do I hit this by the way parkour civilization?
Um, no, I don't know it's possible from the closer grassbuck right there
Pussy that's what it is. Um
The problem is you need to make a bucket so you can move the two lava in the blacksmith and then you have no iron pick
I guess room portals are intended to be entered with no iron pick but out of like every other
C-temp it's the only one that's standing that and it's just so boring it's like just so boring
I bet you he missed the jump by the way he's surely missed the jump
oh my god you're in first the momentum is palpable I don't know what that word means palpable
it's like um it's like uh it just sounded right there's so many words I feel like that are
I like that that I couldn't tell you like their dictionary definition, but I feel like it sounded right
like
It was like
Like palpable like tangible
Mandible oh my god double-tree. Oh my fucking god max fucking win by the way
Do you knew knew knew that I was gonna fire the one right did that don't know yeah, you could do it
You make flying tools. You don't need a diamond shovel
Can I make an axe? Yeah, I can right? Yeah, I
Appreciate that you asked
Also, can we just like make Flint like up here on the tenth one that do we need to do this every time?
I'm like, really?
Like, can I kill some?
What is it?
A few questions for Oliver.
That's all.
I'm not a bad take.
You have no gold maples.
You should try to kill food.
Kill food?
Oh, piggies.
Yes, bro.
Blink.
Not bad.
That's good.
I like that.
I was practicing.
I didn't know they needed a lot.
They needed an extra for the Minecraft movie.
I'm there.
Fucking, you're there too.
Jesus.
Uh, one more?
Maybe.
Ah!
One more maybe?
Ah this should be like if this is you you're gone but...
This is me I wouldn't get any of these big sizes.
That's my fault actually.
That one's on me.
It's kind of annoying sometimes but
it's so fast and then like infumes started doing it a few months ago
and he just started winning every seed because he did it.
Come on let's do it.
That makes a lot of sense.
That makes a lot of sense.
And flesh is like actually good healing.
It's just so slow.
Like if you get like 30 flesh,
that's like a f**k ton of food.
The hunger effect really doesn't matter.
It's just like the actual quality of the food
is so slow.
Oh, I see it.
It's just something.
Yeah, it was a little like grey blob.
It's kind of the bit rate.
That looked right though.
Treasure?
Rational?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
Maybe a little cube.
This is good, I like that you're going up and then you can see the way I have to go.
Oh, I think I still get these down here though.
If you have a gulch in your pocket, you should let her see.
You get so many pigs from being this, I don't actually go all the way to.
just drop and go just drop and go
yeah
I don't have a weapon that's like a big thing actually you guys want this too?
yeah you can craft armor I don't know
yeah I'm gonna craft armor I don't want to deal with these guys
oh my god
they're still gonna be mad but they won't be later
You can build to the stairs
or just jump to the stairs
Okay, that's fun too
Yeah, dropping build is just always good
like you'll never die
Yep, a lot of the time
W-palms
What the hell?
Bro, what the?
Yeah
It's Chelsea, yeah
He'll heal off of this
Jesus
What the hell? He's already fucking ready
I was kinda...
That's the teacher's pet of the Bastion.
He wants to gold star so bad.
Why?
So are you leaving that one gold block as sort of an example of what the gold looks like?
Or is that a miracle?
I don't know if you need a visual for the rest of them.
I would throw it in the small bucket out of my hop bar with you with that.
That's smart.
Consider you scroll wheel.
I don't trust any slot on your bar.
Yeah, it's like kind of bad, no
Yeah, but that's kind of like years of muscle memory. We can't really undo in a week
So it's just like you're ripping you're like peak kilo on mid-off so that's
True right who are talking like the netherite, then yeah your chop
Chop has
Maybe he...
Maybe he's setting up an ambush.
So we put on the unenchanted gold boots instead of the enchanted ambush.
Oh yeah, that's actually W fucking calls.
Yeah.
There's a big lemon inside.
What the fuck is that?
Fuck him.
I mean, he got f**king belated now.
Two to one. Hit him twice to get him, maybe once.
Um...
Mind popping a quick little F3 at the end real quick, just like turn it on.
Yeah, um...
Go positive, Z.
Alright, it's part of that. It's towards the big part of the cave.
Yeah, but what's that? I got a like.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just thinking.
But the entire left side of your inventory here, you can just f**k him.
Every sand colored block
My ghost? I'm like good right?
Oh yeah you're good, you're good
Probe back to the top of the cube and then keep going that way
Oh!
Let's fucking go
Wait road to gold 3?
I mean that can't be the other one right?
Oh yeah it was right here
Dammit
Your opponent is typing
going to say spiked by pig. Oh fuck. What did you do? A valuable angle? It's usually never
really unlucky. It's basically always that players fall. Wait bro, earlier? I got fucking
it. Like from the top rope this piggling came down and shit on me by the way. There was
probably something you can do in the situation but I believe that for like, for your skill
level it was probably online. But it's a really humbling thing to know that basically every
time you die in this game even at the highest level it's your fault.
Is there an action story from where you could say it's literally nothing you could have done
like go next?
Yeah it's pretty rare though. In terms of actually dying, yeah. Oh like you can lose
seeds to things that are just unlike you. Like occurrences that lose you time but it actually
died. You're gonna know just place a seed to the right of it and then walk on the fresh
foot. So when you build up here um there's a room portal like close I don't know which
direction because I'm kind of stupid but like somewhere close to this temple
there's a room portal you just gotta look around for it maybe this way no it's a
180 that's disgusting what the fuck yeah this way there's a room portal like in
the you see it yep and the lava is across the river over here wow this seat
is beautiful
Oh, you got a freaking in gap though
It's awesome
What do you mean?
The seat is really cool.
I like the one there's more than one structure that makes it.
I don't need you.
Are we killing these guys?
Like on the lobes?
Honestly I don't even think so.
I'm gonna craft some shit though maybe at some point.
What do you think?
Yeah craft for an ale.
Diamond pick.
Bucket.
I'm not making iron axe, I'm not killing you.
Well that would be really funny though.
It's like an overused bit though.
True.
Like we need a lot we need a laugh track.
Uh, where's my fucking thing?
Right right right right right right right right right right right right this way.
This way?
No. Yeah yeah I swear there was fire.
Do you have flint from the bloom portal?
No.
Can you double-check the chest? I don't think there was any on the stiltshut.
Oh fuck no.
Oh there's...
Aw, that's annoying.
It's fine.
Where's the ground?
Left is there- Oh yeah yeah I saw the lava pool, I don't know...
I think I saw the lava pool yeah right there but-
Oh, yeah forward forward forward. Keep going forward. There's like a little pond
Yeah, it's behind this like it's behind this dirt wall of
Lucas and chat Neville baby with his second coach
I'm literally just trying to watch without delay. What the fuck there's no gravel here now the world hates you
Looky give this guy a sea change. Oh my god, what the fuck?
Nice man
The question of guidance to watch with that delay
Maybe let me just can't found the idea of having a nice conversation with somebody else. I don't know
There's how much overwatch earlier. What are we? Yeah, we lost me. That's some white rice, man
Let me get you on that
How do you put you on?
I'll be rice
How come this guy got hot stuff until 20 years old maybe he's getting food.
Or he's wood lighting. You don't need flood you know.
Oh yeah true. I don't need the smite. Actually the smite work on the blaze I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
I need a boat.
Mm-hmm
Okay, you just build oh fortress there. Oh my god the fortress
I can boat now
Yeah
Yippie
Right side 15 locked in
Hmm as possible
Wait, what the f- oh wait.
Wait, so it's past the fortress, the bastion?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta like, 60 spike here if it's not here, like.
Oh, what the fuck?
Let's stay alive.
Yeah.
There we go.
I have stables.
Oh, I have a gold particle cave, it's so big.
Yeah, it's a stables.
Oh, there's some here.
No.
All good.
I just think maybe that was the obby chest you never know.
Yeah, you should check the there's a triple chest up here. I think it's a double. Maybe I'll just go up here at least
I need to double. Yeah, there's a chest up here. And then there's three up there, too
Bobby chest
Fuck this one though. One of these three. Oh
My god, okay, so this is not the middle of the bowser. You don't even need this chest
okay um you're on the right side of stables you have to go down to the
middle yep yep like right there where this where these couple things are this
one chest area yeah okay so you don't even need to open it whoa whoa whoa turn
right there the hog is guarding it oh yeah well he's trying to help you it's
like a little tutorial guy it's like those cosmic clings to the Mario guys
guys in the galaxy, I don't know if it's my galaxy or something.
Oh shit, fuck off!
You hit a child.
Good.
I'll do it again.
Would you do it again?
Yeah.
Oh, bang, then we break, break, then we bang, bang, bang, and then...
Chat, what is this felon picture?
Is this like a high school yearbook angle?
That's my high school Ike picture.
That's what that is.
Yeah, I figured one of those things.
That's exactly what it is.
Good shit.
Why are a lot of people saying it's your luncheon?
I don't know, they think it's because it kind of looks like one, but...
Yeah.
I'm just gonna throw these blacks down the way. I don't need these bro. They only serve
to annoy me. Nothing more. This is like a decent faster though.
Yeah, I'm close to him.
That's it, you know.
It's supposed to be three's faster.
I don't believe that.
Loki, like, you should give, you should give
me like one more pearl trade.
Oh my god, you have all the gold on you.
Oh, shit.
Yo!
There! Yo!
Get in the thing, man.
Let me just go back up because the fortress is above.
True.
Yeah, we can use that in the forward. Or we can get the advancement this time.
Or we can get a sub 15, you have them all trying to use it.
Can you look in the hole? Maybe there's pearls. Just check.
Yeah, you can use the 17 pearls just like...
There we go.
Out of there.
I'm out of here.
Oh god, here we go. Wait, no, I remembered. This time.
And then we just go up and then we go back the way we came, right?
He's brain learning.
Yay!
Oh my god, progress!
Has M&E been your best happy emoji for the progress we've made?
Hit the uh, yay emoji!
That's literally the yay emoji. That's literally the yay!
I know, this one's so cute.
Whoa!
Hold on.
Wait, so you just follow these
and then on and then on and then on
down those staircases, yeah yeah yeah
in on the balconies, down on the nether wart
up on the normal staircases
that's like a fucking up
yeah, but these motherfuckers
oh right there
oh, just pro to it
oh
don't even need the brocrush, you're important
don't even need the brocrush
yeah, but use your little over-saving ammo
achievement
achievement hunting
We're trying to do the donut. Oh, yeah, that's a W fucking or no 12 cobblestone 12 cobblestone that works to yeah
I look at him a bad coach in a sense because I feel like I
Focus on
Like this flesh will this flesh will work
If you want to play this you faster you should eat that notch, but if you want to
My god
Firework show
Oh my god, I'm blind. I'm sorry
Please
Yeah, so speed now when I have soul speed I like soul sand
The hell is one of my oh this is fucked I even like try no
No, I just say it drops you drops you all good fire fire fire
You're a fireman
One, two, one, two, three...
That's a... maybe not a guy...
That's fine, that's literally just fun.
Yeah, well, what if they lit it?
Like, what if they lit that, though?
Fuck, it is funny, though.
Okay, the three middle things you inventory you can, like, drop.
You gotta clear some shelf beside them, and...
Wow, look who you knew exactly what I meant.
Well, like, there's really nothing to beauty in the call, but...
7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, Max win!
Awww, that's okay.
Can you just throw the algorithm and build up and move it off? Just like, just throw the algorithm away.
Okay.
I feel your Loki desync, so you should try to throw a second one even if you line it up.
Maybe I'll start holding you when I line up, but I miss.
3, so like 1.
Wow, that's 2,000 blocks away.
So if you want to use that big little app or yours, you can.
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Yeah, we'll see, we'll get another one.
How do I do 180 with your mouse? 180 with your mouse?
I have a recent version, but...
I left it on the phone first.
That was like a D-turner.
144 that way.
Wait, where am I going to? Negative 28, negative, wow.
Uh-huh.
That's fucking massive, by the way.
Um, what do I do? I just like...
You know what? What if I did this, and then like...
like oh my god the movement I've been fucking foreseen by anybody ever in life
before that massive or what third to the right yeah yeah no whoa whoa whoa way
far in the negative X here that way that's it worked it worked I'm surprised
this hit something like honestly I thought it was over in the law I'm by
overwhelming the law so you go to negative 338 that's like right it's
like right over there and then bridge I guess yeah bridge 20 blocks oh my god 15
blocks my dear on 28 dude this is like built for you actually huge one two you
You can get lost here with Abbey.
That's fine.
Okay.
If I get good math, if I get good math,
whoa, oh, okay.
Oh, that's actually coming through.
Yeah.
Oh my god, five choices.
Make the right one.
One on five.
Mmm, stinky, maybe? Stinky?
Yeah.
Just smells like shit I think try like bottom no try like go all the way back to start and try bottom right
My bad top right it's the same idea though. They bottom right was trying to be top right
This could be good
I'm trying to do it.
Try the iron door that you ran past though.
He's fucking out of lucid ass fucking...
I know...
Left left left left. No, turn turn.
This iron door right here.
There's a main light.
No no no no no no no.
Yeah, it's a weird...
Okay, so like we gotta try top lock or something then.
I don't know.
This is why I should do pre-...
Oh, this looks decent.
It looks like fucking shit. Wait, could be? What the fuck is going on?
This is like a lighting bug. Bug bug bug bug bug. Yeah, this is like the printed
Enjoyers angle
Length of enjoyers
Maybe
Really trying here
I'm not trying to oh there we go Wow, that's kind of deep for the strong
Overlocked holy fuck. Little micro. I blinked and I missed it. Gotta get my crying obby out.
Throw this away because I'm not gonna need it. Crafting table, bang bang bang bang bang bang 20 million beds.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I try not to fucking.
I've had some bad dragons recently.
Oh my god.
I went over the node.
That could have hurt.
I've had some bad dragons recently.
I'm due for a good one.
Like surely, right?
That's true.
That is actually true.
Yeah, that's how the RNG works.
Yep.
You got it.
Come on.
Come on. No, you go.
Bro, like they walk into you, you know?
I know, I know, that's freaking out.
You're gonna go left and then you're gonna crank 180.
Okay, okay, push, push, push, push, push.
Wait, that's like...
That's it, that's it. You're good.
You're good.
I fucked up.
No, no, no, no, you have a lot of exits.
No, I just...
Give me a better.
Sub, fucking 16.
Huge.
Nice.
Let's go.
Solid.
And the good sportsmanship to what can't he do
We actually have a devious win streak no look at the night. Oh, I'm gonna go more and I go more
Go home hit Q and background and go to the match I wonder how long we were in the strong for there's a minute and a half
She's kind of a lucky those honestly deep for the strong. Okay. We didn't really do anything wrong
No way you're playing fans. What the fuck?
Well, what the fuck?
I record YouTube videos with this guy.
I don't know what fans this is.
That's funny.
I gotta get him out. I gotta get him out and be able to walk through this game.
This is crazy.
My PB is 1506? Alright Ludwig. Ain't no one impressed, bro.
But what kind of footway? What was this? I didn't even pay attention.
Guys, what kind of scene was this?
Oh, it's really cool. Oh my god. I fucking panic for a second.
Oh, we're making an axe. What are you leaving the shit?
Anybody else?
Oh, fuck.
God, that shit sounded good. No.
Okay, max win.
Then we're gonna make a boat, by the way. Very important. Do I even like do I just like go?
I just like send it
You should mind the gold block on top, but like yeah make a boat and then just send it
Oh, well are there any mobs at all around like you really should get food?
I don't see any
Do you look a little more like having no food is really
Just like double check that like in this close plan
Those are horses, I think no
Are there a different pigs pigs pigs you gotta you gotta get the pigs you gotta get the pigs like zero
Like I would follow suit under a food, but like I would die fans didn't holy yeah, let him fucking die
Fucking defense oh my god. Oh my god pick it up
I
Can you spam on discord and like maybe he'll fucking like die
Yep
So that person is probably asking a genuine question.
It's really rare.
The mushroom drops from the big mushrooms are like annoying.
And the Gold Axe has like wonder ability.
It's a funny strat though.
You break the mushrooms, the big mushrooms.
Did you get some blocks here?
I don't know how you feel about the strategy, but.
This is fun.
It's technically probably better if you like made a Gold Tick with the Gold that
you had, but I like getting blocks in general was fun.
Oh, I should have a boot.
What am I doing?
Oh, you should do that anyways.
Yeah, that's fine.
You can make boots and a pickaxe if you want to.
And then you can use the pickaxe in the Bastion.
This is housing.
Do you know how to do anything but manhunt and housing?
I don't top down.
Yes, OK.
We're going to do that.
OK.
Getting over here is a problem.
This is housing.
It's OK.
If we are low on blocks, you can just
use the go pick to get blocks too, like it's not even.
i don't think you could bridge any scarier looking
but i know you're safe the whole time but like
yeah just used to go pick on the wall yeah
you know
okay so you want to go to the top of the housing like i know you're kind of in
the middle of this
bro jesus christ
so go to the top here and then just sort of then
I'll tell you in the fourth to reset the bot. I got you
I've never built up in this one the passion like this is objectively a good thing to do. I just never done this
They just break this and then send it right
Send it
I
This thought yesterday, I forgot to ask
I feel like Chad people care less about the Olympics nowadays
I swear the Olympics for the shit when I was in my middle I think summer. I think winter Olympics are kind of snoozer
Yeah, I think when I think Olympics, I think I think summer Olympics
I feel like everyone does that but maybe I'm a little biased because it's winter Olympics right now
But I feel like just in general
summer Olympics like maybe just like maybe there's not as many people
like summer Olympics you have like fucking Michael Phelps like
Usain Bolt like but they're retired both of them know I know but like that's
like part of the thing is like that's why I think
that's what I mean is like maybe there's just not there's like dynasties
like that anymore and people won't do anything. I swear I'm gonna steal that Olympics for like this shit. I don't know, like, can't stand much.
Oh, that, that's just...
Go around this one and get the ball over it.
That'd be efficiency, maybe?
You got that one.
Wait.
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, do I think I'll get more obby?
What's going on here?
Oh, the chest here.
You didn't check the chest here.
Oh, I keep forgetting about where it's right here.
You can get.
You'll maybe get 20.
If not, there's other chests.
Bang on chest 2?
exactly yet you know what about the
I'm dumb out
I see some you have one first you have one first
what do I need you you what
wait for this third three gold now just see what they give you
Can you open up threesome as you're running for a little bit?
Should I call that therapy?
Uh, it's gonna be more to the right to the right. You gotta hook right. It's straight, but like but like dying only to the right a little bit
Yeah, that felt really clean by the way
Yeah, that was really good. Do you see it?
Usually a little wide guy
Hmm
I didn't fuck that up that I did the search
No, no
There it is. That's a Bastion!
Oh you got me fucking into treasure. This is just I'm like, okay, okay, so
the way you're looking right now just send it like 300 blocks. This is not your fault.
Um, this is like the filter being terrible.
Yeah, you said the same thing.
Yeah, the both of you would.
Yep, so I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry
I mean, but he has to be fucked on food. No, like he has to be yeah, um
Well, I can can I make acts with the Blackstone I can right? Uh-huh. Do you have ironing gets or nuggets or something?
Oh 16, damn. Yeah, you can make blocks or max key wide wide boy wide boy
Wait, okay, um
It's probably more to the left or to the right to the right to the right fuck
Yeah
I will look at from mushrooms mushroom time
Which rooms time?
This is weird that like oppies. Yeah, oppies oppies
This dude is still alive dude. Those messages never get old, but like it's just a normal
It's so weird that you don't get this like a spawner spike like this
I don't know how often this happens to me like every couple weeks when I play if I'm
playing a lot you'll just get treasured on a seed and like they'll hit the best
You know, what can you do? Yeah? Yeah, it's just the filters bug
What if he knows that like I'm helping you
Is this bad? I can't tell the bear. I'm gonna be badass. I think it is though
Do I see it's one right there
uh...
the
uh... like this
it's fine
you look you don't like a hurdle
you're inspired by the olympics talk this is that you actually got her
and look at it
can't right now locked in
as you walk in loading this partner
it's actually a great calm
She a great fucking comp, Leo.
Oh, shit.
I only have one.
I have no Fire Razz.
Uh-oh.
Hopefully, we just get W raised somewhere out of here.
Yeah, we can make a shield, doing a shield, too.
These 16 iron nuggets are low, too, but I can like, clench.
I have no regen either, essentially.
That's scary.
But if I, like, went to the other world and, like...
The problem is, if you hunger reset, then you're out of fire.
So, we need to get food.
Here's what I can do.
I think Loki you lock in.
You don't have enough inventory space for that.
Oh my god.
I'm good.
I can't get out the time.
I can't get out the time.
We can definitely bed this part of it.
Yeah, we will.
That's definitely.
Yes, but you're on five hearts.
I would wait for the next Blaze spawn and then do it.
Okay.
Cause they get the most time.
You know what I mean?
Like they could spawn and you run out.
Exactly, and then you would have gotten a profit.
Oh my god.
What if I actually just like, chill now?
Yeah, so you're gonna have to.
Because we got hit once, that was our one little chance.
Maybe we get some mobs?
Like some clutch mobs, what do you think?
Yeah, it's also fine if you just like, hunger reset and then you can make a shield.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Max, Max, win!
I have the same exact reaction you just said.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
This guy's trying to get in the nether.
What the fuck?
Kill both more. Both more?
Oh!
Like the flitch? You have all these cows, they're kind of shenan-s-y.
Man, it's my FPS. Hold. Go.
that's good yep oh wait I forgot to just just right yeah but if you ever see
gonna talk to me there okay but it's fine right so I just go like don't listen
mr. soup okay yeah I think I think you have the wrong eye on the bot no I just
We're gonna throw a lot of eyes. I think it's just chill. Yeah, that's
Okay, we're gonna go yeah, okay, believe it
Kind of forgot to reset my bot on the loach
No, we'll just do one more that one broke, but whatever
That's good
You're all over that guy kind of cooked you. I saw that MCS on the name. Yeah, actually Friday's this guy's talking to literally the godfather of length
He would not say that's just all over his face. I really know he's no possible
But where am I like did three of them break I threw like all six I'd six. This is no way all six bro. What?
There's no way you go five breaks
it's possible that's a one in three thousand
what the what what if I did this
just like set my spawn just like you have 10 beds like we'll legit leave this
one
I'm not kidding because if you eat shit
oh my god
so what if the zombies want to get some blaze action
Can you make a shield?
Yeah, I can.
Oh my god, look what this army gave you.
Yo!
Bro, imagine you needed that.
But I'm going to have to create you that shield.
What are you doing to rank, and your opponent gets not today, thank you.
Well, you're playing the same seed as then, so you kind of expect it, or see it come in.
It's kind of funny though, it's like we're both fucking out right now like back to the back to the roots. Yo
We need a take before we go up the boat sure
Fucking lot bro
All right, it's fine. It's fine. You're gonna be fine for like
It's really bad. Yeah, it is bad
What do I need one more one more? Yeah, one more and then why am I going negative one of nine? It's like that way, okay?
260 yeah, so if you throw a pearl that looks stupid you're gonna hit lava and die and burn all your shit
That's only what you lose because it's fans taste on the back and so um
Don't do that I guess
You gotta die, you're done, yeah you're done man.
I'll just kill the next one.
Alright, let's not die.
I'm not gonna kill myself.
I don't even think I need this, but...
So I have to go to...
268, 78.
So I'm already on my Z.
I just gotta like, send it this way.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo, yo, you're gonna be shot at.
I was listening.
Good awareness.
I was lost.
Listening.
Listening
Just like takes you here you just got a chill
This
Some dudes are going down. Oh
Like right there. Yeah, but like but like be careful
Right there
I'm just gonna build it on the surface like what do you think about that?
yeah you might hit you might hit whoa I'm shifting don't even sweat oh this is
off thank fuck it doesn't matter I could hit the portal room if it's off by
block this is like actually maybe WVP since we're variants play by the way
okay
That's not
that.
The starter. Can you go up? Can you go up this? Okay.
It is. It is. But I was not.
Maxman.
No, no, no.
It's like it's like lapping itself.
I don't like the angle you're going there.
You just want to remember the thing I said the other day
when it's like, you want to go to like new places
like where it's not kind of overlapping,
you want to give the poor space to fat ass room.
So like when this goes downstairs, that's fine,
but then as soon as it kind of loops back over.
And we go like right side here
to like stretch it out a bit more
and then like we go over here to the right.
Oh my God, the theory point of practice
legitimately immediately.
What the fuck?
Yo, yo, where the fuck are we?
What the hell is that?
You ever seen a fucking end portal like that, or an end spot like this?
I've seen some freak gas and islands, this is one of them.
Bro, I'm sure you saw two around here, look in the wrong way where you went up.
Oh, it was fucking tripping me up, but I can't even lie.
I didn't even think that was the wrong way to do it.
I was with you.
What is this?
What is this?
Fuck fuck seed, Oliver.
You know if there's no terrain in the middle where the fountain is, it'll spawn in the void and then you can't beat the seed.
Really?
Because it snaps under the terrain.
Yeah, so it'll spawn on the void and even if you kill the dragon it can't put the fountain block in the portal box because it's in the void.
Um, and that's that can happen in ranked
Happened to my good friend nerdy. He's a coach for it. Oh, yeah
And he had to draw like you literally can't beat this. It's like not it's
So there's some freak gas and uh this uh, it's up there. Maybe like a high beats here
This little mini ravine. We both got turned around
I'm lovely like it's the last time I fucking found me right away. I'm lovely twice
the dragon yeah last time it fires me there does that air strikes
wait what
You have a lot of those and it could probably be right?
Probably because of the seat there.
You have a lot of fans.
You had 750k, 750k, 750k.
The other day.
The other day?
Yeah.
You could get a 750k follower up.
Yeah, the other one too fuck man that's just Loki got me motivated
Well, I gotta show love my fucking my skin idea while he's here after the seat actually
Oh, you got an idea?
Yeah, I got to get a few.
Fucking good.
What did the big say?
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die now.
Just got to snap, show it.
He's actually livid kicking his feet out of the covers right now.
Wishing he was really on every power he has that you fucked up.
But you know what?
I'm actually like two livid bees.
That one doesn't know what a forebred looks like.
It's actually-
HAHAHA!
It's actually freaking out good you're climbing these, like you actually have perfect hands.
It's crazy.
Wait, doesn't fans feel like full-time Minecraft by the way?
Um, yeah.
That's like a thing, right?
Like I'm just like make sure.
Mm-hmm.
Couldn't find forges at all.
the
love that thing is coaching you i get my favorite streamer
and favorite speedrunner in the same stream and even get favorite youtuber
in the chat
that big smash you just got just implied that you're not a speedrunner
the way that is true
Is he gonna call that out to me or not?
Unlucky bro, should have just had a Feinberg in your ear.
Yeah, that seems lucky fucked if you like...
Cause getting treasured is so rare, like...
Fans doesn't play ranked enough to like know what the fuck is going on.
Yo, wait, so Lud, I need your opinion on this skin for the event, by the way.
What do you think about, uh...
What do you think about this as an idea?
I
Think a skin that has the face what like the face is the most important cuz that's like that shows up when you
Yeah, the 8x8 face, I think this is so good because of that like this is good
pretty good though this website's so corny why is this dude just fucking walking
it's so good it's so good
there's also the Kirk Tf1 that has my face on the body and the Charlie Kirk on
the that's good too because you got it like the eight by it is what's important
Anyway, good luck with the runs. Wait a minute. What about the skin, bro?
That Ludwig, the ha ha ha you're gonna lose to an overwatch one trick to the ha ha ha. It's highly life-threatened.
I'll give that a re-truth actually.
Is that really what they're called on that? Yep, they're called re-truths. They're called re-truths.
Counting or not counting Pablin Vilas as Jared three first time chatter.
I'm kind of hungry, but like, I want to win streak.
Yeah, a devious one streak.
This match history is lowkey crazy.
You're 16 and 4 in the last 20.
Each page is 20 matches.
It's pretty cool.
I'll do one more.
I mean, there was one more, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was that Chatterina that you had like,
You had like one slow thing up on there.
Yeah, that's what it is.
What do you use default chat?
Yeah, default, I never like,
I just like the Twitch dashboard or something.
Bro, once you use chat or you know,
like you're never gonna go back, I promise.
That's what everyone says.
I feel like it'd be annoying to not have it all
like on the same tab or something,
but like, being able to pop individual people out
is just good.
I don't know, I haven't had like a,
I haven't had a chat reading problem
until like two months ago.
Like I just, it just wasn't a problem.
That's so nice, it just has so much shit.
Like, also you know like when like chat gets fast,
like default, chat kind of like,
it like grinds through a hall to like load all the messages?
Chatter is much more like fluid.
It's like more fluid, it's like that, yeah.
Maybe I gotta look into it.
I know a lot of people are my friends,
use it like I'm like moderator, friends and stuff.
So like, you said like,
emeralds when people start,
wait, this is a chatter, mind.
You said that most of them just start like, they start, um, zero so I don't know what.
I mean this guy could know zero.
Good.
It really just depends on like, what the hell people feel like practicing in the market.
That's true.
But I'd say consistently like mid emerald is when you'll encounter zero more often
than you want.
But here it's like possible, you know, you get flashes of brilliance from some gold
players.
It's flashes
That's what happens well blacks with right away with my lava rare occasion my village
Was this kind of I don't think oh yeah, I'm like Gary lives another day
Oh
There's a flag I'm doing it
One two three four
I'm gonna wait to craft
Actually, it's kind of a troll but whatever take kind of a little bit of a time loss there that not optimally
me. Do you just hear him just stomping over? So you say you don't have to kill a golem
and I don't have to kill a golem but we can make sheers. Okay, yeah, W comms from you.
How much are there just given that? Four, you already have four. Okay, I said we can
make sheers and you made an iron axe but that's fine. Dude, my brain is just cucked.
You know, maybe I should have an OJ'd. Yeah, one more though. Yeah, one more.
I got your son lucky what can you do some lucky brain on you there's no you
can do
what the fuck we're like so on the circus where the fuck is this guy come
out of no fucking clue honestly don't even care to care to know make sure we
get some hay bales yeah I don't see any ways that you ran past such work yeah
Yeah, my brain is actually fucked.
I think there's more to, like, farther than my time.
Yeah, I see, I see, I see.
I don't know, just lava pools?
It's gonna camp you far.
There's a river this way, you'll gotta go to anyways.
Oliver, can we check on that creeper spawn?
That's actually insane.
Smart.
Oh my god, everything's just cooked to this run, bro.
Hell, everything.
Like, I saw the creeper and I legit thought I was like a hallucination.
I was getting too tired.
I was like, uh, my craft dreams
You dream a lot or is your sleep cooked? No, I like never remember dream honest to God
I think I rarely do that's just
Communication by the way and a lot probably cuz you don't see it and this is already too far away
You want like orbit that?
I
Can low like you're the moon in the villages the Sun or the Earth wait
Yeah, he found it it's suboptimal
I didn't fucking shut out on Gary I could have probably
Been already I can fall back asleep to the same dream I was dreaming previously
That's just not true life power up. Oh
When he get out of line now, I guess I read his message
You see it on the left
Yeah, you're better than me
Uh, that works.
Okay, W Ghostbucket.
W Ghostbucket for the third time.
Uh, now we have to go gambling.
It's not to scare you, but you should eat a bread before you enter because you're going
to spawn on the Bastion.
So dangerous things may occur.
Oliver, Oliver, Oliver.
You're going to get the one flamethrower and launch itself in a while.
Make food and eat bread and then get your box in your operant, like nine of a kind,
because you're going to be in the Bastion.
You're instantly dropped in a warfare.
you spawned in
worst-fucking-worked-crafting-hold on
in the middle of the fucking bomb site
get blocks them up are like your wood or some shit
you have to be ready for battle you have to be ready
I'm ready for battle
you can pause but you have to be ready
you're in the bottom of the bridge
then you have to put the goblet
what the fuck is that name for it no?
it is tough no
I'm glad you're ready for battle
Just like I recognize where I was too, that was kinda neat.
Yeah, that was kinda clean.
Like you did say it, but like you got on everything,
actually on everything, I actually recognized
where I was there.
You were like already doing it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause otherwise there would have been some lag.
I would have been like, you know,
like when you're like trying to figure out what to do,
like your mouse like goes like back and forth.
There was none of that.
There was none of that.
We could look at the replay, there was none of that.
You gotta craft some boots or something.
Yep, for sure, for sure, by the way.
upside down helmet wait I'm gonna it's a boat you do what I'm gonna make some
minecraft oh man you're gonna have mine I don't even know what this is by the way
is this like Donkey Kong or oh yeah do Donkey Kong if you don't know what it is
I'm gonna have to find a name for this shit though yeah they are cracks motor which means
you like better this guy might have died um wait what am I doing here?
you're digging
is this the weight?
yeah but you can still commit to doggie going, it's fine
you'll be okay, oh my god
yeah
just dig like a random one
oh what the fuck
dig it to the 2d ball
that's fine
let's go everyone
look at the slow sign, it's crazy
this is kinda sloppy and ugly
Yeah, but yeah, um, Oliver, oh wait, you lost it.
You lost the 5050.
I know, I know, but we didn't know.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Oh, oh, get him.
So there's like a high level idea that you're doing
in a long, long time, I suppose, but it's okay.
Oh yeah.
Dude, what the hell is it?
Yo, where did they go?
I think they all got a couple of bullets.
They went outside, what the fuck?
Pressure sometimes.
I need to get that more.
Dude, get in the plant, please.
Are they strong?
Is it gonna show, right?
Where are they?
Is it gonna show, Sam?
What's happening?
Kill him, kill him!
Oh.
They lost that, bro.
Jump this fucking sk-
What is going on, bro?
Yeah, this is no no, so this is a soul saying problem
This is kind of funny, I wonder if this would have had ground
Can this guy get in from the top? Oh my god he can
You gotta try to like, like try to bait him in to the other side
You know what I mean?
Like bait him in to walk on the other block
Throw a mold like up or something? Yeah yeah yeah try to like
And then
And then
And then get him in, get him
Wait W's not back!
Oh my god!
I also see some, some objects down here, right?
Oh my god!
Like pearls and obby? What the fuck?
Oh, there's got so many parts.
You have 21% damage, dude.
They literally didn't want you to have them.
What are you doing?
Controlling.
Sorry, sorry.
Got a problem.
What if you're the, I'm the problem and the solution?
Is that a bad, that's the-
That's actually tough as well.
I'm the problem and the solution?
Like, I'd like to think about how tough that is, a nickname.
Oh, they're angry.
Sorry, guys.
What the hell's happening?
Because you went there and you did this the wrong way.
Yeah.
this is the best kind of scoff anyway like
uh-huh
well
just say it
yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
whatever
it's a all good one
hahahaha
um
i have enough everything i think
yeah keep your glow keep your yeah yeah yeah
you only can make five beds but you can make ten acres that's fine
um you just gotta go you're good you're good you have nothing nothing to do
whoa whoa don't take your boots off yeah yeah i didn't know you just go
I'm a problem and the solution I actually got shivers like that was
fucking f***ing f***ing thing.
I don't know, it was insane.
Gotta do this.
Uh, do I even like this?
What do I do there? I think I just want it.
I think I just want it.
Yeah, could you have five beds and two anchors?
I might as well do a three bed, two anchor.
I probably could, but...
Freeing the big after the run ethical runs?
Actually
I free range piglins
Do I actually recover fast?
Yes, yes, yes, that's right hook rough them stone stone axe and iron axe and diamond axe
I'll do the same damage
and wood axe
Gold axe is the only one that has less damage
but every axe other than that
it's just the recharge time
but you can feel it bro
when I have a stone axe I just bop it like that
yeah I know I thought that's my axe
it's like actually similar
I have so much I have like infinite obby
so who cares
truth
All right, so here's your here's the challenge crack your eyes and then just don't move in problem
You didn't finish the challenge until like after I'm really yeah
I'm gonna fix those
Yeah, that's good. Nice. Yeah, then left ten blocks one. Yeah, you should not get you should actually
so bro whatever oh my god you got that yeah you got that perfect bro where's
bro you gotta pick up one of them we're going 19 which is this way
I was just about to say that I'm blind.
I don't even know where I'm going.
Yeah, yeah, right there.
It's like two and a half pearls.
Send another one mic just straight up right here.
110, 134.
110, native 110.
Oh, you just run the whole way up here.
Holy terrain.
Let me do that.
I'm native 110.
Yeah.
134.
Yeah, yeah, you're going the other way.
I'm not just on that coordinate.
You had it. You had it.
No, no.
We didn't think it could be done.
They didn't want it to be right here, right?
We just built up here at 22.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Build it to the left after this one.
Build?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, year close.
If you hold the border, I think.
It's not going.
It's actually apples to apples.
The orange is starting to.
It's kind of annoying.
It happens on the last block.
Like, what the fuck is that?
Hmm.
Wait, wait.
Hold on.
I'm not going to say anything.
You know what I'm thinking,
but I'm not going to say it.
I know what we're thinking.
Check if it's stutter.
Actually, check if it's stutter.
Go back and forth.
That isn't ever going to happen, fuck.
I like that. I like the energy that we're sending here.
I like this library. Check it though. Left maybe on this door? Yeah, oh my.
Wow. Creeper behind you. Actually? Get the eyes and go. Just get the eyes and go. You can't get you.
You have five beds and two anchors.
I didn't craft anything, did I?
Yeah, but like you can craft them. Yeah, but you can craft them and yeah, that's true
Maybe some time to our management will we pearl? Oh my
I'm like, you know, like there's still a whole slip on
anchors
you need to be sure
all bullshit
bullshit yet to anchor some of the
perfects
i'm actually so do for the dragon by the way i'm so i know
he didn't
i do what
also
whip it whip it go to the middle just chill here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Pearl. Wait, wait, if it, when are you use Pearl? There you go.
I don't know what direction you're going to look for the dragon.
Let's go, man. Let's hope you go.
I think I'm fast enough. Sorry, it's already done?
Yeah, good shit.
Nice.
Three TVs in one night, kinda like work, I think.
Well, it could have been so much faster, too, if I didn't, like, kill the golem, if I didn't,
uh...
What else would I have thought about?
This is a tweak-out overworld I forgot about that.
Yeah, the overworld was so bad.
I went the wrong way for the lava pool.
That could have been, like, an easy one.
Yeah, but that's not your fault.
Yeah, but I think I could have seen it.
The river was over there though, like it's fine.
Yeah.
One game off Gold 3?
Yeah.
That's true, but I'm kind of hungry.
You tweaked the fuck out of that award too.
You locked it in the Nether, but you tweaked the fuck out.
Oh, something about this walking animation with this song is so funny.
I
Don't pass what's up
I'll wake water
Oh, yeah, and you traded in the soul sand and that fucking that was a class run though. I could do like one more
I don't have any.
Bro fruits gonna wake up and see your gold three and freak out.
Like that's gonna do the thing.
Who'd I get?
Furin.
Never been to this guy before.
Why do you look like a fucking roblox character?
It's kinda cool though.
Yeah.
Oh reset ninja brain W problems
True.
Uh, Rune Portal on everything.
There could be a Rune Portal on the seed. Maybe it's an Omen.
I lock in for this one.
Whoa, lava pool? Okay, good start.
Go out the spawn, I see the blacksmith, I see lava pools, oh look for, nice, nice, look
right, this house on the right, kind of a bucket, in the chest, oh emeralds, take the
emeralds, legit take the emeralds, and the bed, okay the villagers at the blacksmith
click on them, the weapons, click on him, click on him, iron axe, wait actually, it's
fucking max wind from you, we're not gonna get there, and now you can make, yep, yep
And now you just make a bucket and a shovel.
You should go back in that chest.
Mind the logs on the house, because there's gold you left.
It's probably not important.
Yeah, it's actually.
Well, that's like advanced tech.
What the fuck?
OK, that's actually a coaching gap right there.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, Iron Axe will win really,
you see it's a high level, because it's like,
honestly, like this, you're going to have to have
a stone axe instead.
It's so bad.
So make a bucket and an iron shovel.
And then you should look, there's
massive like pearly overhang shit behind this blacksmith just like a wall of
cobble look for gravel on that wall honestly like you see what I mean yeah I
do don't worry oh wow wow wow grab will you pass it fucker like right there oh
what the hell it's like fighting I didn't even recognize cuz it was like yeah
yeah that's okay and then there's tables behind you by you oh my god this guy
sees everything sorry I'm so locked man I said I said that I was like I'd be
crazy if I said that then you didn't hit go three so I'm like so I'm just so
I'm just get a couple bed houses here and then go back to the all the polls. Oh my god. What the fuck? Wow? Wow? Wow?
We don't even need it like that's the same
You probably want more wood. No, no, I've said 50 50. Oh you do okay, okay?
It's ugly go to the farther one like a fucking walk forward more to the right
There's gravel here fuck my play was cool though
No, no, no, it's not.
Uh, it's all...
It's all in those buckets. How do you...?
Um...
What the hell?
Okay, great. What a great game.
Yeah, actually, what a fantastic game, though.
I'll tell you there's a better way to do the streak of anime, you got that right man?
No, I want to get mad at you.
You have no blocks in your inventory, you should be a little more...
What? You're late.
Okay.
Bastion spotted.
Bastion? Yeah.
Okay, here is for chuds.
Treasure bastion?
For chuds.
Yeah, it's treasure bastion, so it doesn't really matter, but I like that you're getting more blocks anyways,
because you don't really have that many in the first place.
You said you had 56 wood and then you had 40.
It's on the left, can you not build up? Can you go back down?
Oh wait, how did you even... I mean I'm gonna ask how you knew that but like I know why you knew that so it doesn't even matter.
Yeah I saw it for like half a second.
And the forest here left also.
Is this worth?
Yeah you can look.
It's not there?
I don't do it at a high level it's only a one and four but like this one.
Cause it also can't be the obvious chest just build with your wood.
You have 40.
You have two beds on you, so you can get more water if you fuck up, so
They can yeah
Okay, that's fun you just gotta drop gold to distract because you're gonna go up in the pigs up there are gonna like
Yeah, drop drop drop
Nice
And I'm like there's still more pigs up on the stairs. They're gonna drop like no. Oh, they're left. Wow
Cuz they make me look so stupid sometimes
The fuck max loss on these on this goal or what?
Pop I free real quick for me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I can switch
Wow, wow, beautiful.
There's some angry people down there, but they'll get over it.
They'll figure it out.
Nice.
I'll figure it out.
Nice.
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Hey, crop your food while you wait for the space to figure it out.
You never crop your food.
Drop it on if you want to.
Drop it on and then you just walk to the right.
Oh, shit. It's bad.
Yeah, you're hiding in crop-office.
Yeah, we had some, but...
Uh, let's have some wine and then we'll check, um, to see if I just did, like, bang, bang.
There's some more gold.
That was like two or three obby there, no? The fuck?
Yeah, you run past those chests, you guys go on the way back, I guess.
No!
Chest, chest, chest.
I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's okay, I just don't even forget.
Come on, go back, they've been working on the chest, you're good.
That's a big one.
That's huge.
That's big.
That's gold in that.
That's fine.
If that three gold matters,
let's just see what that is.
Oh my god, that's a big one.
That's a big one.
Oh my god, it's four gold too.
That's...
Wait, I don't need you.
I don't need you.
I don't need you.
You're you're split the string and you're ready to go if you get one wrong
Just wait, maybe I treat like one more
See kind of have to go down
You're gonna be like what the fuck this guy's crazy check this out
God, okay, can you can you can you wide macro and look to your left?
Good pearls, I like
Jesus pro clutch really actually let's eat first and pro clutch
the block block
No, I went over that's kind of tragic
Oh, hey, hey, hey, you're a below the spawner right now
Wow, what the fuck me this guy are fucking neck and neck
Wait we are
Hold on I gotta I gotta you have you have beds you have beds. Yeah, you have two beds
Yeah, you first
And then you gotta build out there with the soul sign
go over that way yeah it's gonna it's gonna block a lot of it too it's just
good like a little bit visually and then build the second line nice okay now we
can work on clearing out somewhere inventory we're trying to send it that's
tough as hell I got chills yeah you have four fire as you can probably drop
two of them just like fresh it maybe and then yeah that's fine we'll bed up
I see you also have enough space for all your beds. Yeah, yeah, you're just fine
So you can build your portal
I'm scared of that. Yeah, it's not
Calorates, so be careful. Oh
You know, you got to break that mushroom on the ground like you got like, yeah
Nothing here really? Alright, bye.
Alright, so this time when you are in an open area and you craft your eyes, build up on top of this tree or something,
and you craft your eyes, and then you don't them... I just hope it doesn't fucking go in the tree.
Just craft them and then just throw them. Like, don't move after you craft them. You just throw it.
Yeah. Nice. Then go in the tree.
Nice. That was good.
Left?
Just go left cuz going right is in the tree
Okay, so
Like you can change it and he has the same shit so doesn't matter grab these I guess yeah, I'll figure there soon
That's the biggest mistake you made the whole seat, I think
Kind of figure out where 151 is
Nice
Yeah, yeah, it's like probably
Two or three big pearls get some pearls on your on your on your shit
You know go down the stairs if you like a good pearl
Good jump throw out here a good
That's actually like 20 million blocks by the way
There's another one, maybe?
Like that way?
More left. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Good overlap.
What is it?
86?
The way you're going is perfect.
You got to go 15 more blocks to the right.
Oh, it's like right here.
86, and then...
Overshot, overshot.
Yeah, yeah.
Dig down 2x1. You might fall in lava.
Just like to make sure you don't actually fall and like lose time. Not like you're gonna die.
Okay, brother right now, brother right now.
How about lucky that I made this commenter than doing that.
Just be careful to have exactly tenon.
What can you do?
Good, good carefulness.
Alright, let's go the right way.
I just fucking send it.
I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask.
Oh my god, it's been so long since it's down that old road.
Holy fuck
Right here, right here!
BANG!
Wow!
Alright, you have everything crafted already, so you just set up and then we'll just show.
It's actually a max fucking win though.
What if we get a fast purge?
I know, I know, nine beds.
Watch the dragon, it legit could be purging RN.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, maybe?
No, no, no.
It's still zeroing, and now it's off?
It's a 1-13 chance to purge right now?
Oh, no way.
No, it's not, it's not.
I got shows though.
Nobody's shakes just happened.
You know I got some blocks in the bar, you don't need any beds used for them.
We got ice boy, maybe he saw what I got a fast one, he's just going to run it down mid.
I'm going to see if I saw what my pulling got ice boy that fast and I'll send it down mid.
Send it down mid no matter what man.
If it 180's back you should purl in.
She's probably now she's probably now probably now
Yeah, yeah, I left side I think it could flip though. She left side
No way wait
so...
awwww
f**k
okay, so, what am I... I want you to axe, I want you to axe
no, no... just axe for now
it's still in the box
I got to get your captain table back
you can craft it forth
it's a secret hack
secret hack?
no, no, just break it, break it, break your captain table
we got to move away from the town
place like
jeez
just stand on it, I got to get over here
some hat, place your cry-obby
on the ground, like, one block or something like that
Run more, yeah, right there, and then get your boat.
At the diagonal of where the block meets, no, like the edge, not the diagonal, just the
top edge.
Like, just the top edge, yeah, sorry.
Top edge?
Yeah, this is like a lineup, yeah.
Back up a little bit.
You're trying to, like, clip your boat into the block, so, like, aim just above
the top edge, and then get in the boat.
Oh, I'm gonna try it.
Like if you clip the boat into the block you can have it break and you'll get three more wood because you have no wood right now
Oh, you can make one anchor. Oh, shit. You're good. Then
Am I am I done?
No
No, but in a second like I'm not gonna hate. I didn't notice you can make a fucking anchor. I'm just having you place your fucking crying
I'll be okay. I might not be enough. I just I thought I didn't see which way to head
Well, I thought about like flipping it last second back. I wasn't sure yeah, it's like it's fine. Basically
You can have this three-bed one anchor you like on everything you have this anchor first, maybe
Maybe go maybe I can like get it to do the thing right so you like yeah, I think
Oh, that's like you gotta aim a little lower. It's a really it's weird. It's just weird
Oh, it's like that. No, but like it's it's it's weird. It's weird. I don't know how to explain it to you
Yeah, it's like a perching. It's like a perching. It's perching. It's perching. Go go
You look at him
Wait, oh my god, you got a book which all good
I fucked the first perch. I thought the head was turning left and no that was weird
like if you actually look at the vaude it flipped after the first swing so like
you read it correctly it's just like but really yeah on that specific perch like
you should look at that you should actually look at the vaude and see I
mean you could send this guy a draw vote and see we'll take it I think that's
low-key a decent airball attempt
oh wait like 10 seconds
damn that was crazy pace man let's see what happens
maybe we'll take it we got all Betsy there so I think he's not dead
You shouldn't actually look at the vod or like the replay or something.
Yeah, I'll have to check it out.
Cause it's a good thing to like...
Oh my god.
Double kill.
Bang!
When your opponent gets return to sender, fucking 20 million years into the run.
Technically really badly you did that cause you got return to sender when you're in
the end so this guy knows you died not like are you setting the drawbo fucking
get them off a little bit
you have cords brown fucker remember I'm tapped out I'm too sad
I'm curious yeah it's a good learning moment because you did read it like
correctly. It's taking a while to kill the dragon though, can't lie. Yeah I know. It's
gonna be sad you're gonna spend like eight minutes running all the way back here and
get back there. I don't know I'm just gonna win like in 30 seconds. I don't know how
you get more beds though. I get more beds in the village if we're actually like trying.
Or are we not trying? I don't care. I'll try. I'll get more beds as well. If you
want to try there's like a couple more bed houses more to the left side of
village. Yeah, it's a good learning moment though because you did, with the knowledge
you had, you did that correctly. You should look at your vaude and say, yeah, it's just
going to be better. Like as the perch kind of happens. Let me see this. That feeling
when your vaude's nine hours so it's hard to scrub.
I know right, right here.
So it snaps on the left, the first spins on the left.
Oh wait, what, I did get thawed.
Yeah, yeah, that's why I kinda calmed it too.
Like this specific, like the way the dragon flies in here
kind of like a diagonal from the back.
Oh, that's a diagonal.
It just has a momentum so it just like fixes itself
later, the dragon's just stupid.
And then, okay, so that's why that happened.
The second takeaway is this like weird stutter bullshit
that you did?
Just own it, bro.
Just do it on the wrong side.
Cause you're hitting it with four beds on the like normally.
Flipping it only makes it a little bit worse.
Like you'll just hit it with five beds on it.
Like you don't need to...
That would have been 1330, fuck.
I know.
Now you played the seed action.
Explain, I saw it, so basically when you want to,
When you're betting the dragon like this, you want the head to turn on the side that you're on.
So see how, like it's kind of hard to tell, but like that's the dragon's head hitbox.
That's the head right there.
It turns on the left here, right?
So I go to the left because you want to stay on the side where the dragon rotates.
But I guess because it flew to the fountain strangely,
it changed the head rotation on the other side.
So now you're going to see that's the head hitbox that the head's up here.
And then it rotates its head again on the opposite side.
Yes, it flipped. This should not happen.
Like this only like this specific way that like approaches the fountain.
Yeah.
It can flip like this.
Every single other type of approach, it'll just like the side that it chooses the first time.
Why? What was strange about the fly?
That I kind of really know honestly.
It's literally just a vibes thing.
Like if you watch, like I don't know how to explain it.
Like go back to like the movement of the dragon beforehand.
like the fact that like you back even more um
Like this turn in I could already tell this is kind of approaching
It's going all the way to the back on this node and then it does like this wide turn in it's approaching diagonally
It just has so much sideways momentum that
It just kind of readjusts itself in a weird way. It's literally just a vibe thing. I don't know how to explain it
It's just it's
And sometimes it won't flip here either sometimes it won't flip me there. It's a bullshit
But I was here the other side that happens. I probably would have been too some maybe I could have honestly
I think I could have ran to the other side after I double better do so the problem of the problem is
If you if you went to the other side and just explode your bed you'd be over the pillow
You take like eight hearts in your yeah, so you would have needed to like
Use one bed and then like ran to the other side of the bedrock, but that's really hard to do. Yeah
And also, like I said, the actual take away that you need is if it flips on you, or let's
say you just line up on the wrong side because you like fucking mentally break out, it just
doesn't matter.
Like it only will take you one more explosive if you're on the wrong side.
And you're hitting us in four all the time, so you just would need five on the wrong
side because the timing is the exact same, it's just like offset so it does a little
bit less that's that's like the real takeaway is that if you're doing the
timing right which you are the reason why this is the reason why this was so
fucked is because like your very first bed you just stuttered like a motherfucker
yeah like fully fucked the dragons can be and it's over you know like a day one
mistake also that's how to I don't like I don't know if you like if you meant
this but like if I go to the other side like once the dragon gets low
enough you can't place beds up here anymore because like the dragon breaks
Every block except for like what obsidian and like end stone and like a few others
Obsidian and stone and crying obsidian. Yeah, so it just like breaks the bed if it gets too close
So once it like gets the perch height, you can't place beds up there anymore
Like you have to yeah, you have to be on this timing like if you're not doing a bed every time
Yeah, that's why super can't place these three beds. Yes right here based on a dumb fucking shot
It's show bro. You won like eight games in a row. I did and you play the seed like I should have been a window
I know it sucks. Oh well
Okay
You play bowling bow, I I was like, but I and then like I don't know something with like fucking Microsoft sensitivity or some shit
Yeah, you're honestly you're getting really good at measuring eyes. It's doesn't it's not gonna matter too much
much. But I would just let you be able to save like one or two eye throws but you'd
have to fuck with your sensitivity so I don't think it's worth it for you.
Yeah.
Especially with the event in like three days you just gotta grind out more runs and like
see what everything over.
True.
Cause you're getting faster. Like you cut your pd by three minutes today and you
almost cut it by four.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? Like that's crazy. Just cause you're getting more reps in.
Everything else will come back to you.
True.
True.
The big takeaways that Ludwig blows.
It's actually a big takeaway.
Nice.
Well, that wasn't terrible.
It was good.
True praise is going to be Brad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm hungry.
I don't have to shake any of anyone.
What do you eat at 6 AM?
Well, I got me a Jersey Mike sandwich ready to be fucking consumed.
Damn, you like load up on those and keep them stocked or?
Well, no, but like some kind of like it was like a buy one get one.
So I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's say you're because it's too late.
It's too late or too early to really get more food right now.
I like this just the way you're self sufficient.
Yeah, you get it. You get it.
You literally can't do that again tomorrow, yeah
Especially if you had a good room portal seed like room portal seeds are crazy, you know
And then like 11 fucking golden carrots and then just like 27 iron nuggets thoughts on that
Okay, so I can play for like three months and not get one of those and as my head does my job like that
You're asking too much
No the feeling when I got some randomized DM from just some totally random guy at discord
Hey, I'm like I could have PB'd by four minutes on the seed. I want to see if you can run it
I put it in the fucking CD gives me 537 in a private room
So
537 and this dude fucking could I got like a little minute time just like just in the trenches of gold to
It's gonna see it. It's just so rare. Yes, bro. The LB. Yo look at my students
Damn, wait, why does everyone have 100? Did he play before?
No, I was just addicted, bro. I think he played a decent amount before though.
Oh, I was going to say, that's fucking crazy.
A lot of that is still recent though. You beat his PB about 2 seconds?
I did. I did beat it by the minute, but...
I wish it showed private room PB's on this, um...
kind of so mugged on this fucking ear.
How's he at 1k with a 20 minute PB?
He placed 1k.
No, but he only played 4 games, he just played his placements.
And I think he had good splits.
Yeah.
But his private room PB is 17 or 15?
I think it's 15 something.
1540?
We got it today?
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
It just doesn't count in the private rooms.
There's another column for it.
That's I tomorrow. Yeah tomorrow tomorrow gold three as well
I've only six people played well
I'm pretty sure like everyone here have been getting coaching slash playing in private rooms, so
The person in the 11th d-town cat is literally in a call under us right now and the discord time thing on the call
It says 10 hours. Yeah, because if you got pretty good
I've rooms on MCSR
It doesn't like count your PB or like you don't play matches if they're in a private because you can just like
I'll show you actually I just closed it. I'll open it real quick to answer your question. I mean you can look at it on the website
You can look at their match history in the website. Okay, not not the website you were on but like the ranked website
You already open minecraft I get though your face now read
Division logo
So like I'll show it like if you just do start a match and then like create a room and then like if I want to
Click start you can just play like over and over and over random seeds
But it won't show up because it's just you and they're practicing
So yeah, you gotta have a supporter to your the three bucks a month hashtag support ranked
There you go. All they freaking mid-off streamer chubs got it for free is Oliver's sauce is up
W Oliver
Yep
W Oliver
W Oliver for them out that we hate me is pretty good guy
Might want to look into that fucking 30 gravel shit though like make it like guaranteed after 20 or something
I don't know
It does that with blazes after the 20 of blaze every single place drops one, but it doesn't go gravel
Yeah, I guess if you like place gravel indefinitely. Oh, well just make it like a guaranteed one flit
Is that like impossible to do? I don't even know no you could do that
Yeah, like like like every 20th every every 25th gravel is always fun. Yeah
so doesn't
well what the idea
but the guy said look into these what is the
uh... that
this will never
you know that
like that
first time so you know this guy really has three coaches my god bro fucking
the Ludwig Brigade
they've actually found their way here
You saw us in today. I wasn't even in call at all, bro. I didn't even fucking I literally have not even talked to booster by the way
Literally, I've not even spoken to the guy. I haven't talked to my other student
I just been with bits on the masses and coaches been with my other student. I think there's just how much we played
okay, but
Fruit is also
For those don't scar. Yeah, maybe it's a booster only problem
He's a good guy though. I think I talked to him before and like
block wars? Bed wars? What the fuck?
Oh good. It's late, you gotta address the mic sub to
channel. There was that game with the youtuber that's actually coached Karrie.
Oh yeah, 5x7 with like with Saikudo. There was like one where like he just
like played for the first time and almost won because the other guy died in
the end or something. Yeah, it was like an hour long game. That's crazy.
That's funny as fuck though. Can't lie.
to this new 21 stream nope I'm gonna get off and eat
then take a shit actually shit then probably well I don't know I gotta see
what how the fucking who was knocking
that's valid
I'm a bounce out of here it's late
and you you're fucking you need sleep bro I'm good
I'll knock out wait till you get to my age
you'll see that the required eight hours
Yeah.
Alright, peace out. Peace out, bro.
See ya.
99.
I just clicked the...
You know when you fucking leave a discord call?
It asks you how was your call experience?
I just clicked the fucking...
I just responded to that for the first time ever.
I don't even know why I just did that.
I chose like the cold and D happy face.
The max one.
Anyways y'all I'm gonna go shit. Yo, I've been streaming way too much by the way guys
I don't know if you noticed this I
Have 253 hours in the last 30 days like I gotta chill a bit and gotta chill
I'll give sleep 253
8.4 hours a day.
Yep.
Including weekends every day.
What is the hold on?
Here's the deal bro.
You are not wrong.
But facts of the matter is I want to prove today that a Ludwig can beat a super because
they put more of their heart into this shit than a super does he has all the
tools to beat me and for all intents and purposes you're right he should fucking
dust my ass
anyways
goodbye
Thanks for watching guys. I'm gonna go poop
Tim were you sad that I beat Ludwig before I go Tim are you sad that I beat Ludwig?
No
fair enough okay I wanted the super chun face wait what was it wait what do you
even hold on I'm gonna go stream real quick what's it called chun face just
hit that in his offline chat
all right I almost put myself in lockdown doing that I gotta not do that
I'm scary