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02-20-2026 · 5h 46m
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Oh
my freaking hands yell it up
what up y'all what up y'all
what up everybody
How's everyone doin' y'all?
I'm doin' great, I think. Okay, great? Like, I'm fine. Look, you know, it's like a...
It wasn't a particularly eventful day, but I'm like, I'm good, you know what I mean?
It's not... I wouldn't say anything, you know? You know what I mean?
You smell me?
Can you shave before mid-offs?
Yeah, I can shave sniff I probably will I
Probably will shave
Am I locking in I'm always locked in bro smart I got a I'm always locked in
It's the minecraft anymore one the first day is yeah
I could get eliminated on day one. I don't think that's gonna happen. I don't think that'll happen.
basically all I have to do is win one game tomorrow and then I'm good I'm like
qualified for day two that's not too bad that's not too bad and it's double
So, yeah.
Smart.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Smart.
You'll probably find tomorrow historically your level of confidence has an inverse relationship
to your performance.
Is that even true?
Oh, that's true.
so old I can probably stop watching you I think 21 is a good cat off age well we
got some old motherfuckers in this chat so I don't think there is a cough age
bro
No, mid-office is tomorrow, early.
So it starts at 12, but they set in the discord.
They're like, it's like basically split up into two halves, so you only need to be available
for like your half of the bracket, and I'm in the like second half, then I'll just show
you guys. I'll just show you guys. So like, it starts at 12, but they're gonna be doing
all of these matches first, and then so it's an order basically. So if you're in this side,
they want you there like earlier, and then if you're in this side, you can show a little
bit later. You smell me?
Do-do-do-do-do. I don't know what you're doing but you're going to win it all for
us, right? Right? If I don't choke or throw...
What the fuck is level up expo?
I think I've heard of it.
I've never been there though.
No I don't.
Why would I be there?
Oh that's in Vegas!
Right, right, right, right.
Maybe.
I could take like a trip to Vegas.
I mean, I'm not gonna fucking tell you if I am I am yeah, anyways
Yeah, so that's for now months and aatsu and lime chow and veniton or
Vension tane turtles Matt gremlin brat and
yeah
Here Ruby Kaiju said face tomato it not Morpheus quick Victor Lewis Angel. Thanks everybody
It's kind of not leave his house. Yeah, I do actually yeah, I do
Smart Wow
Do do do do do do I do
training session locked it on one cycle super is third coach because boost for
his busy playing Elden Ring wait for we can't hear the auto are you streaming
until mid-off start are you out of your mind brother are you twisted in the head
gives it a like
this is less than 24 hours that doesn't mean that I want to fucking do it what
What is this?
Sign of a twitch?
Hold on.
Guys, I feel like I can't make a bracket
with myself in the bracket.
Does that make sense?
Will you be tapping in?
You can and you should.
Evbo, Bizzle.
Scar, my teammate.
It's not really teammates, but you know what I mean.
Yeah, I have no idea for this one.
Gravy.
Ludwig.
Super TF.
gravy, Ludwig, Super TF, paperback, and this one's tough actually.
Evo and Bitsul? That's tough.
Wait.
Saps just placed 1150? That's not true. Hold on, you're trolling.
They're trolling me.
Bang bang bang actually bang
But I don't know this is hard why am I doing this I don't feel confident in this here's what's important
Bang
Smart
Wait, how did bro place 1150?
Wait guys, I'm cooked.
Wait, I'm...
I'm cooked.
Wait a minute.
Dude, dude, dude, will you be tapping in?
What is this?
Oh, the Slide the Spire trailer?
Bro, I've never even played Slide the Spire 1.
So....
On a scale from Newvix to Feinberg, how confident are you in yourself for this tourney?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I never played this game, but everything I've seen of it, it kinda looks boring.
Like, I'm gonna be so very with you guys, it kinda looks fucking boring.
It's better than it looks.
You actually need a brain to play it to be fair, so I get ya.
Dude, it's just, it's just like, it looks, it's just cards, bro, and I'm not moved.
Okay, my balochero is tough.
You say black balochero, but balochero is tough.
I don't know man.
Maybe I'll try it but like it just doesn't
Slay this fire is too sorry. Oh here we fucking go too cerebral for me. Oh
Oh
We go
Who the fuck is North Lion?
Who the fuck is North Lion?
Oh, hell no.
I
Brought cut off, huh
Hey 69 just like what I did with your mother last night soy smirk. I love you big good one, bro
Happy 69 months. Good luck with the tourney. Thanks, Braden. Thanks for 69 months, bro.
Strictest 43 months, Novia, thanks for 51 prime, and Siori, and Colibur.
I know you'll be tapping into this. What is this?
Have you ever suffered the injustice of being a person? I know you guys can't see. Hold on.
have you ever suffered the injustice of being a person of color in this world have you ever had
someone tell you how impressed they are how well you speak english without an accent
or are you just tired of the way white folks look at you if you can't beat them be
I love you.
I have some sad news.
I'm not going to run for prom queen.
I love you.
I love you.
Yeah.
Do you think Olivia is racist and stupid?
So help me beat her for prom queen.
I have a whole plan.
But for me, but for me, I don't know what I'm like.
Who's watching this?
What is this?
I decided I'm going to endorse one girl for prom queen.
Someone we all want to be in regard to the prejudice.
I can see your black roots.
Ew.
Hello?
Don't be shy.
What is this place?
We help you reach your true potential.
Welcome to Ethnic Modification.
What the fuck?
Reach to one.
This is my favorite part.
How are you feeling?
It's good to be white.
Hey, new girl.
Hey.
What's up?
You made him.
Now jump the door.
I just gave myself an upgrade.
If I may be treated the same as everybody else.
I just gave myself an upgrade!
If I may be treated the same as everybody else.
So please, don't look at yourself.
What happened?
I'm big! I'm big!
For a new plant to grow the seed?
As for dying...
This is a common side effect.
This is a common side effect.
This is a common side effect.
Joe, how wonderful is it to be white?
Do yourself a favor. Get tickets to a Michael Buble concert. That experience as a white person will change your life.
I saw this trailer last week in a theater full of white people. It was an experience.
Ha!
Okay.
huh interesting interesting yo treat except your one a crowd except to your
prime legit reaper they said 6-1 prime
mmm but I'm not choked tomorrow what if I do though what if I do choke tomorrow
The Atlanta Hawks kinda like Super T.F. in Bastion, no?
Oh hell no!
the fuck it wait oh for one two three four five six seven
What is this bro?
I
I saw I mean yeah, it does say big about AI on every single
Unless you thought separate seven kind of got an ass unless you thought seven was actually a professional soccer player
Okay, what is the rank of the person that made this?
Trash Oats
Super star first time if you see a broken Ram
with a broken ramlock can you put in a good word for me?
Just the, this should be a support thing you can do, no?
I'm not a freaking support man.
Next week bro, tap in.
Wait!
Apparently the whole game got leaked.
Online.
For Resident Evil 9 by the way.
So careful if you want to play without spoilers.
I'm stuck in a goddamn loop, I keep fighting.
Just a little heads up.
I'm fighting, and instead of seeing an end to this shit, it just keeps getting worse.
Is this what my life's supposed to be?
Thank for this.
Yeah?
How much longer do I keep going on this?
I don't know.
Leon.
We're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's so corny, it's so corny.
Thoughts on these pics?
Can you do this in your top 5 anime?
OK, I'm not going to rank these in their exact places.
Hold on.
I'm going to use two kinds of chainsaw man for sure.
A new chapter dropped today, actually.
So today's a big day.
You're a manga reader.
Yes, I am.
OK, so you're OK.
Attack on Titan.
Yeah!
Was Aaron justified?
Yeah.
Madoka Magica.
And I think, honestly, I could be forgetting some, but soul
eater.
OK, that's a good one.
I appreciate you.
Congratulations.
Can you give this?
I've never, I don't know anything about Soul Eater, honestly.
I've heard of it obviously, but I just,
I don't know anything about it.
She won gold, by the way.
Tough.
Is this valid?
Is what valid?
You want a team, what you bring with you to solve a murder?
Solve a murder?
Probably more, just getting some killings.
I don't know what that means I don't know what that means
Bro I didn't even have any caffeine before stream today I usually do cause I wanted to
like you know instruments like pass out basically um going through a break up
these are the vibes are in what's the vibes bro
Also, got a really good dear Klax cinema your Klax
You're a delicate ambassador or M bad that's it or the extra primes and toilet's good enough on prime your Klax where?
Fibonacci versus speedy slam. Oh, this is old. We'll win. Oh, it's really old Fibonacci
The hell
I
Look at this damage scaling
I think speed is lambs to grow look at the
Well
Oh, holy man.
Was there a new one today?
I assume so.
your clack
Smart what the hell have a deep super crossbow versus super sword I
Mean crossbows just so shit. It has to be super sword super crossbow versus super sword
Who will win? I crossbows is so dog shit, bro
What am I watching what do you mean? What are you watching?
Can you not tell?
both being valentine-less.
That crossbow is just so...
Wait, hold on.
Wait a minute.
Wait, it's a lot closer than I thought it would be.
I thought for sure Sword would...
Oh yeah, oh my!
Yo!
What a fucking combo!
Wait!
Look at this combo!
Wait for it!
Holy shit!
That's crazy.
Does this cat have a deeper voice than you know?
That's not real.
That's not real, bro.
There's no way.
That's not real, bro.
There's no way.
That's not real, bro.
There's no way.
That's not real, bro.
There's no way.
What is this like banjo in the background?
Jack
That's insane
She had a new job. Can I get an Agatello? Good job on your job. Good job
Got it
What is this?
Trying to clear up the background noise the best I could and replaced it with the actual
track.
I think this is one of these high-quality audio gets at least from my ability, someone
else could probably do better.
Anyways, me when they bring back Julia, but not the Tekken 7 version.
I'm sending you to love, where the key is to my life
You are so sweet
Why is it so funny? I don't get it
But you know you know, that's all that it is
That is what it is, bro
Can I do a perfect electric I've done them
That's a little taunt you know taunt it up as hard as fuck, but
Hi everyone at sniper smurf 29 also wait sniper smurf 29
Known as the guy who likes to get his testicles tickled by the enemy team's throat muscles
I stick this fat turtle head right on the enemy team's tonsils
You would think my dick is always drinking coffee from how long it likes to stay up. You've never seen this much meat
I've got stripes on my dick like Killmonger from every confirmed kill I've achieved with this rotisserie
I got some huge Cajones. My testicles look like titties
My dick is so gigantic that my balls have to die a long distance just to get in contact
Is this actually him what in the fuck is that?
Daddy's officially home everyone. We do have Seth information that he did bring back the milk and he is put it in someone's ass
Woody's got it rough first look at what he's balding ass head
It's so fucking good.
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Every time you share an opinion
But whatever bro, you know what, like fucking whatever man.
Yo, what's up, Miranda Panda's boyfriend, uh, Cold Vets and Sio Billy and Seya and
Tenny and Dazira, thanks everybody, Black Oko, that's a 21 prime, Chick, Carvana, After
Earnings, Fraud Ass Company thesis playing out, what the fuck is Carvana?
I don't even know what Carvana is.
using cars online
the scam company
up perfect cell was just flawless with the toughness you wouldn't get it
i guess i wouldn't i don't know bro
do
But like, come on, bro, Super Boo goes crazy.
He goes fucking crazy.
But that's not this link?
Puff.
Goodbye.
Enough is enough.
Now you'll see what happens to those I hate.
Stupid boy.
You will pay for this!
You have to pay for everything you did to me!
Go ahead, make me pay!
But if that's all the power you've got, you're gonna have a lot of trouble collecting.
You're missing the point.
Smart.
They actually modeled Mage and boo off my physique.
Oh, really?
That's awesome, bro.
Ah, thanks, loves!
Are you ready for war?
Just for clever games, like, you said Vajambu, not Superbu.
So you're talking about...
You're talking about this one, right?
You look like Android 21.
Wait a second.
You just don't fucking get it.
Most people don't get that, attraction is relative.
If you put Clara and Diana side by side and ask who's prettier, everyone says Clara.
But somehow Diana is always surrounded by suitors while Clara couldn't attract a fly.
And even though Clara is the pretty one, it makes no sense that she has no admirers.
Once you understand how attraction is relative and how Diana takes advantage of this-
Where is it?
Like a student of the local man once said,
you're either perfect or you're not me.
Is this Perfect Cell's theme?
It's a remix?
All right, maybe Perfect Cell is kind of tough.
I just think he looks kind of goofy, like, I don't know.
I think he just looks a little silly
Wait, oh well look a perfect cell the first that pops up is the fucking remix
Hello, can we get a video playing or what?
What is the original?
I think this is it.
That's not it.
Oh.
What do you mean I can't find the original?
Perfect Selfie original!
Is it this?
Bro, you two is like so fucked right now.
My perfect- My material is raising brain crunch, it's the best
of all time straight up I think I think the penis cereals better all right my
name is cereal is great bro okay you just killed like fucking 25 people toxic
terabyte
you just killed so many people in chat bro
fucks your problem
okay dog
Okay, can they stop? I'm done watching this video. I'm done watching this video. I'm done watching this fucking video.
Jesus Christ almighty.
Keep watching it. You guys want to fucking get Epileptic Caesar? Caesar's or what?
What you want? Oh, dude
Like, did they not watch this in the screen room and be like, maybe this is fucking terrible?
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I mean there are some parts that are good but that last Lincoln didn't really hit you that hard I'll be honest
Wait, hold on, everybody.
I want everybody.
I was watching this live, by the way.
I think it is!
What? Is this the one you were taking off?
I think it is, okay. I think it is.
No?
Oh, fuck.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's gonna be the stupidest part of this whole fucking arc, by the way, that these
motherfuckers, like the most powerful beings in existence, like fuck off.
These little fucking baby children that sound like like fuck off.
Oh
Chills warning you can't
Wait
What about this
wait i was out some fortnight oh my god
Just look into the screen, and you'll have to show some of your talent.
What the hell?
Did he go backhand Bomo?
Three times?
We got you!
You got to check this out, please.
Are you okay?
Bro, I'm just gonna ban this guy, he's given me 200 bits twice and both times look at his messages, like this guy's just useless, it does nothing, I'm sorry bro, you can't throw $4 at me and make me do whatever you want, you can come back tomorrow or something, you're pissing me off, just shut up.
Do something, Vegeta!
Did an android 18 beat his ass by the way, didn't that happen like 25 years ago or some shit?
Thanks for watching!
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So what the hell does click of you what the hell
I will not let you destroy my world!
What did you mean, guys?
What's up?
Bro, Piccolo, can you do anything ever?
He's dropping his gun for Dramir Super Saiyan!
What is so fucking useful?
Is he?
No, don't be lost.
I'm furious.
If they're getting his flash against me, then I'm dead.
Enough, dragon-lit witness, keep fighting there.
Oh yeah!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Not too much on Pippa though.
He's a great father.
Is he?
Oh, goodbye, Beerus.
Wait, did I click this one?
Oh my god!
No more!
Stop!
I'm not fucking I'm gonna get like banned on Twitch, you know, I'm not even watching that. I'm done with that
I'm done with that. I'm done with it
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I'm sorry that took so much longer than the others.
How about this one?
Tournament of Power, Dragon Ball Super, Full Movie, English Dubbed, HD, No Cuts, Goku vs
Jiren, Bullfight.
fight. Yeah, don't think we're watching that. It's three hours long.
Oh, literally.
Aw, thanks, love!
That literally said the cake, bro. My line.
Enough, enough, enough, enough anime clips guys, enough anime clips, enough, enough, enough.
So stupid man
Oh man
Thanks for being a silly guy keep being you on this core carrot also play ace attorney 3. Oh
Oh my god, 490 our iris out in fortnight wait shenanigans check wait wait wait
I rewatched your first deadlock video tody and comparing it to today's wild anyways
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I'll click on your link again. All right. Well, this will never know
This will never
Guess we'll never freaking know
We watch my first blog video today. Oh, yeah, I know who we really looks this bro. What is this a little bit ago?
bro the game is so different look at all the vindicta bro what is that what is
That man
Yamato unchanged. Yeah
Oh this video this guy
All right.
All righty.
Where's my Minecraft?
Emerald is calling? I don't know if it is actually.
On everyone's life, you get in a sub 10 today.
I need to grind comp, I need to grind comp, Rn, or I'm going to fucking die, Bat Chest.
Why are you so angry, bro?
You know I have a fucking Minecraft tournament tomorrow.
Why are you pissing your pants like a little piss baby?
Can we grow up a little bit or no?
Wait let me see if I remember how to do the preemptive.
How do I do that?
So we go up here, options, video settings, 8, 50, TikTok mode, I'll have to do 0, 0, 0,
game renderer level entities, and then it's like, I have like three pictures of it, kind
of strange though. Trout? Nament? And is his verse his friend who are shit at games? What
The fuck?
Did I just read, bro?
Do you even know anything about what's going on, or are you just lost?
What is this thing?
That's just that's just crazy actually
I'm all impressed with what I just read there
Where the hell is it? There's like a screenshot somewhere. I have saved your day has been good king
Yeah, it's okay. Oh, it's right here
Okay, so I'm looking for like any one of these three I guess it's kind of weird
I'm looking for it like I
I have to just have them like memorized I guess something that looks like one of
these three you want just a puppet in the back seating Olympics I'll be
tuning into the streams of the coaches I'm in the driver's seat man
let me put this on my second monitor actually maybe I can look forward better
I don't know
So if I do this alt mode this looks like okay, maybe
Maybe
Like here so it's like there maybe I guess you are my little pog champ cuz yes, I
Volek
Kind of like this guys I fucked up what I do wrong. I
Already fucked up
Maybe we go down mid and then like see if it
What
Not so easy without goat in your ear?
Well, I'm still learning Priya, I don't really- Wait.
This is like- This is like what I want.
I think.
That's not it.
That's not it.
The boxes are off.
Yeah, they're off.
Yeah, so it should be, like, here, no?
Like, somewhere over here?
But it's not.
Guys, am I ass?
Just pretending to be reading shit, picking a direction and praying.
I'm not pretending.
I'm trying to read it.
I did change my settings.
You can rescan anytime, true.
Uh, hello?
guys now I'm getting nothing now I'm getting like nothing
What the fuck baby, I'll do like this
No, where the fuck is it?
So I had something I was a triangle like that way
Wait ha ha
Did I just not go this way
Did I just not go this way?
Yeah, I had it.
Again.
Again.
How does this shit work by the way?
You throw down a barrel, you place down one of these, and you're like, what the fuck?
How does this shit work by the way?
Like what?
Too many smart people in this fucking game now.
I've been able to vaguely parse what you're doing for most of the speedruns, but what
in the goddamn fuck are you doing with the end horizon, the vertical resolution, and
the pie chart shit I feel like I'm watching a wizard at work but not in an
impressive way because I have no idea what the fuck he's doing
um hold on
this seems maybe okay
I don't know though
Like here no no like he
Is it I think it's like are there like mid left or top left maybe
I heard I heard a silverfish I think I hear silverfish
was that right like like no that went down right I said left and I went down
right what I don't get it smart like why is it not am I missing something
You're hovering a block?
Hitbox is off.
Oh!
I don't know, man, this is so hard, I think.
Oh, this is difficult.
You are getting the spike?
Tim, you're gonna piss me off.
Okay.
I'm looking for something.
That could be something to keep scanning.
Alright, so it's gotta just be like here.
Okay, or like, middle right?
I turned the boxes off.
Oh my god, no I didn't.
Why are hip-boxes all by default?
This is like, no.
No, wait.
This is, no.
Okay.
This is a kids game why are we taking it seriously this is what you got to do if I'm gonna be
the best unfortunately that this is perfect this is exactly what I want to see so it's
It's like- Yeah.
Okay, but this- See, this time running it down mid would have just obliterated preemptive.
Because there's only like one way to go?
I guess there were two ways to go, but-
I think I'm just trying to figure out like the direction that like when I get a spike
I don't I don't try I'm still trying to figure out like which way or like how much I should
turn. That is I'm doing the wrong fucking thing here Jesus. 0000 game render level entities
And then we search for some spike.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
That looks good.
That looks good.
That looks good.
What in the fuck?
What is this?
What the fuck?
No, maybe just down mid.
Yeah then probably here.
Or here.
And then down.
And then...
No this is not it.
No, this is not it, this is just terrible, but what?
Guys, I don't get pre-
Yeah, this is like this.
So okay, so hold on.
So once I get like this, like the start of the spike, how much of a degree turn is this?
So I'm at like 106, turn.
It's like 45-ish?
Like 45-ish degree?
Where hitbox is on?
No, they're not on.
Again.
I'll get this.
I'll get this, by the way.
Game render level entities, options, video settings, render, 8, entity, 5, alt, tick-tock
mode.
I just vomited my mouth a little bit just now if anybody cares.
That's maybe too much orange.
This is good.
So when do I get that?
Like here.
Right?
So I want to crank it.
Like there.
What is this stronghold?
Oh, hell nah.
What is this stronghold, bro?
Yeah, this makes sense though, because then it's going to wrap.
But no, see I still had the angle wrong.
Because I said it was going to be like, I don't...
Here and I'm like looking right at it basically
Chudwig message
Hold on yeah, what's up, man? What's up brother? I
Feel like you're doing this thing
Where you get this spike, but then you think it's gonna be to your right?
Like a BT setup. Yeah, that's exactly. It's just where you're looking bro. Just remember you're looking
Yeah, just run where you're looking like wherever you see the spike just run that direction wait
Hold on. Let me see this. Okay, let's try it out. And then also you gotta stop looking at blocks. Oh
Yeah, that I forgot about that true. Do you know about the torch method? No, it's I don't know what that is
Okay, so you see that torch?
I'll see you there's one torch in starter every starters gonna have this you can build up a block and stare at the torch
Like put your head into it.
Yeah, like put your head into the torch.
You see what I'm saying?
Okay.
No, no, no.
You put your, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly like that.
Now you can look around and it doesn't matter.
Because you're looking at the Torx block, not the block block.
Right.
And then we just look at the spike.
Yeah, and you can spam shift F3 while turning.
Like you're doing it real slow.
I
Yes, my fourth coach here
Lovely fourth coach, and you got to look up and down to it's gotta be you're looking like it's always flat
That's a great spike. Yeah, you go. Do you know about secrets? Do you know about secrets?
So you know they exist, but do you know where they exist? I think so this seems bad
It's really ass. It seems really starter. Where's the where's the secret starter?
You have a guaranteed bot left secret. Do you know why? I don't know why but I can like tell you what it's here
Because there's a flush wall top left
So anytime there's like a flush wall that's indented you're gonna have a secret
on the other side
I think might have a secret top right as well
Right, but it should just be like
Yeah here
It's right there, right? Yeah, wait a minute coach. Why are you not a coach from it off to the hell, bro? I
Think I know way more about the game than my heart and hands will allow me to achieve
Coaches don't play kind of situation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like a Steve Kerr, you know
It's like my peaks are never gonna be what as a player what they would as a coach right now. I got you
They're saying I'm bottlenecked mechanically
Yeah, dude, the juice. Did you hear the juice?
I was watching the fucking stream live bro. I'm watching the fun
Just watching my fucking one of my favorite streamers just tuned in just catching strays for what being a man on this earth
And listen, I'm not the one that said it. You gotta talk to you don't have to find about that one
I don't know where that came from. Yeah, I eat up
We doing the same thing again, you're just staring at blocks just staring at him through just having a good time doing it, too
Okay, wait looking for a
a spike here and remember the elevation can be way different like it can be way
below you it can be way above you yeah see it's like something up here maybe but
yeah I like that it's gonna be like it could be left yeah I think I think just
running bro don't trust this man tells you he's trying to mess you up the day
before mid-off so you mean you wouldn't do that though no I think I don't I mean
all the information is also verified true
What the fuck is going on here, bro? Oh hitboxes are on oh my fucking god, bro
Lassie is it Ellen standard settings? Yeah, it's whatever fucking fruit gave me. He has like hitboxes on like karma
I don't know why dude. I'm gonna say have your four coaches. He's probably the worst one
I was thinking the same thing over him every day
Okay, like I haven't even spoken like I once you came my stream yesterday and was like
Like, hey, man, let's play.
I'm like, oh, now on your schedule, not I get it, bro.
He's a troll.
Yeah, he was like the least wanted assistant coach.
Like, I swear.
Maybe to wrap you.
There was like a race for them.
I feel like you got a cool spike there.
It feels like it's like somewhere here, but then like,
this door, maybe, and then, no?
be top left yeah yeah I love that yeah no nothing I'm so delayed what is
happening here am I just like the much the chuzz you could be the chuzz you
can also reskin in a room away from you true true true right so you just kind of
no I'm still getting that same sort of like down I think down more my crazy
Yeah, it does look down and left
What the fuck is going on I
Give up I fucking give up where the hell is this shit?
Here oh
It's a fucking bro. Come on. It's not even my fault. I look at this fuck. I mean, it's where you were looking
It was I think your spike was right. You just couldn't have it to it. Yeah fuck
All right, man. Good luck, bro.
I peace out, brother.
You guys streaming tonight?
No, I don't go live right now.
Okay.
Cool.
Have a good stream.
I don't want your first round matchup.
Then we have a little rematch.
Yep.
Well, B01 is like kind of scary.
Like if you just like jump in lava and like a bash or something, it's just like GG.
B01.
I mean, you know the story of SBS?
No, what did, uh, what did SBS do?
The last year's mid-offs, you got absolute demons.
Okay.
Masayoshi cranking 13 minute runs.
Oh fuck the PB's of three players gap our number one players PB
The winner this guy named SBS his average time was like 30 minutes
I think his PB was 24 going into the competition. He just was consistent never died one the whole fucking event
He's currently iron three I think literally if you just don't it like that's like your best chance of winning
I'm not even kidding
Season one winner was just the dough. She could zero cycle. Oh
Well, we got no
Thank God for that shit
Yeah, I think Evo's gonna lose the entirety of this tournament going for a zero. Is he doing zero?
Yeah, you can do it consistently. I mean depending on which zero obviously it's like open terrain
But yeah, he's consistent
By the I have a good stream, bro. You too
appreciate it hmm maybe love is on to something yo night out there's something
dead man wait is that me here oh what I'm dead man
pinning pinning pinning you what is your cycle some fucking freaky shit bro
don't even sweat it I you will not see me be seen me doing a zero cycle
Basically when the dragon per- you know how like when the-
When the dragon perches
You like- or when you kill the dragon to wait for it to like perch above the fountain
They don't- the pros don't do that shit. They don't wait for a fucking perch
They build up on like one of the obsidian towers and just like kill it up there basically
But the problem with that is there's like
20 different zero cycles that you have to learn and like identify in the moment
Which makes it really fucking hard
So, not me, like this seems good but like I'm like looking up or like this way I'm looking
like that way but I don't know how to get that way. Oh I found it. Okay a little more
and I'm gonna run a ranked game. I might fruit wait hold on check this out real
quick though you're about to watch greatness in action check me out.
Also it's what Ludwig said about standing on the torch real news by the
the way fruit what he said like you put a block here and then like head in the
torch and then that like you so you don't like stare at a block basically that
seems okay. Like here? That seems alright. So we run up down mid, go like right side.
Yeah, perfect. I've never heard about this, but it sounds cool in theory. Well, just for
That's so if it's just ate that block and kill themselves
Well, just as a little like no by the way, he did call you
The least desired coach Ludwig did
As much to be aware of that
That was boost for I forgot to change my settings on a chud
That was boost for never mind you're right I don't really listen to Ludwig
Can it? Oh my god, that's called a joke, chill.
The fuck?
And I'm gonna dodge arrows?
Roto is everybody in my deadlock, okay, but that's different.
Should I run one game without coaching?
Or should I?
here.
Yeah, we- we're- the coaches are gonna help us mid-run, they are.
Bro, I'm not iron one without coaching. Can you get a fucking...
...brit?
Doesn't open jingle or ninja brain. Okay, so you're done.
Well, we're the same helo.
Butta, butta, butta, speed, silver?
Why is it, wait, what?
That's a YouTuber?
Oh, on God?
DT?
Do I see the lava?
I don't think so.
I almost stepped on that, that would have been disastrous.
Oh, I'm so slow, holy fuck, I'm chopped.
I don't even know what we got, I'm out of here though.
No diamond, nine iron, bucket, pickaxe.
cheers quick maths ish this is so bad that's what I'm doing I don't have an
answer there's some inventory now these trees are kind of fucking pissing me off
but whatever
This guy's smoking me help
Looking for gravel before I craft anything
Gravel down there. Okay ready check me out. Oh
Bang bang bang bang bang bucket bang and we're gonna make axe shovel bang bang bang bang
Buh buh buh buh buh buh do this get me down here. Probably should have made a door.
Oh wait there's tech. I forgot about the tech whatever.
I got an apple and then I got a gold boots too. Oh my god. I could have made gold boots and I'm falling. I'm getting smoked by a YouTuber. Help me. Someone help me.
Cows. I should probably kill these cows, but I don't have my fucking thing yet.
Oh geez.
Inventory. Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Smart. Shut up.
Yeah, that's me, bro.
But let me talk to Oliver. Let me talk to him. Thank you.
One steak. Great.
Oh my god bro, he's gone. I go.
I'm getting fried
I didn't see the lava pool anywhere
Thank you guys I found the lava pool who's impressed we make up time here though my parkour is really good
But my navigation
My navigation is like superb actually
Oh, nah.
Guys, you're saying nothing without your coaches?
Let me tell you something, that-
Smart.
Oh.
G.L. in mid-off-sme-out.
You guys hear something like screeching outside of my house?
so carefully. I wonder if those cats are back. I'm gonna lock in, I didn't get a lot
the bucket bucket and the fortress is behind I can actually fucking make up
the time here if I'm if I'm clean with it this is a stables I believe this
seems like stables
Got my obby early.
Um, this is...stay-folds?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Check the gap here because I'm closer.
Hello, fella.
Okay, I'm ready.
Witness me
No, wait what's going on here?
Why don't I have like no pigs where are my piggies
Point for me if you're a piggy.
Dang it, dang it.
Where are my fucking pigs?
Can this just like happen sometimes, by the way?
Where you get like no pigs?
Like, is this something that can just happen?
Can this just like happen sometimes by the way where you get like no pigs like is this
one that can just happen?
It's skill issue I mean I kind of was assuming that I just didn't really want it to be.
Gigi? It's literally not Gigi by the way.
One more Avi? One more Avi? One more Avi?
One more Avi? One more Avi please?
Dude stop being fringe.
One more Abbey?
Hello?
Go.
Are you seeing this?
Are we trolling?
How many hardlands are there?
What the fuck?
Little fucking pigs.
I saw it.
I just don't remember where I saw it.
Jesus Christ.
What a soul mighty heaven above.
What the fuck?
Oh, warm up run guys.
That is what it is.
I gotta just whip it, Pearl.
Pearl I know it's over there oh my god I'm so behind why am I so behind what
happened oh I blocked off my water source
Is this worth playing these strays or like, it's gotta be okay, right?
And then we go back and then we toss, brick me up and then we're gonna go fuck you, man.
That's just not it.
There we go, TNT, TNT Donut, get down, this is a left play, yes, that's not it, need that.
Probably should have saved three string but too late because I need to start good doing
half bow. Put out the fire, giga-important 50-dubs.
Sounds pretty good. Get away from me.
I don't have any rods, I have five.
Six.
Uh, I need one more at least, probably.
Seven.
I'm catching up, I'm catching up to him.
Don't misplace an obby or Runs Dead.
Okay.
Overlap.
smart.
uh... last two blocks
Perfect 2i by the way. Oh my god.
Oh I need to get this as I have 12 already.
We need to go 61. Angle 61 is this way.
We need to pick up my crafting table. Actually I could just craft them now.
But I have to like, oh this is so ass and ugly. I'm a disgusting human fucking being.
enough, good enough. Uh, R.E., made for my beds. Uh, 61, is this place still? Not terrible
time. How many blocks would I even have to go? I have no fire rods, by the way. Somebody
care me. Negative 204, 142. Okay, that's actually like, not, not too bad. Soul speed? Yo, I gotta
by the way I kind of forgot negative 204 142 142 negative 204 just whip it over
there maybe whip down go down down down
negative 204 is right here one two one two three one two three one two
I'm gonna be like one off I was off the fucking place I just I realized that maybe I can see
it here though um why did you not move over cuz I'm stupid as fuck I might have fucking
my eyes honestly I'm not really sure open up 3 and go to cords wait 162 1140 so I
I'll just take this way.
guys?
have bad news
I didn't by the way I'd like to get as good as you attempt CSR please I'm not good I might
I might have been too fucking fast on my...
Oh my god, I just fucked up my portal placement. I was actually good.
Oh my god, one of them maybe.
Video settings, 8, entity distance, F3, 0, 0, 0, game renderer level, entities.
I don't even know what I'm looking for.
I don't have my charts pulled up. I can tab out actually.
The boxes need to be off.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm looking at for sure.
Maybe there?
No.
No.
with that here
run at that mid-strat never fails me bro fuck it
guys guys why not just run at that mid every time I don't get it
We won that Mime Shot.
Setting on.
SETTINGS!
Overlap, W overlap.
The box is on, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, is it perching, I thought it was perching, holy fuck, we
learned half of it, just keep forgetting about it, with no shot, perching now, be a good
One second.
Warm up game guys.
Honestly, I'd probably win this if I don't fucking step over when I build my portal and
if I don't drain my long water in the overworld.
I'd probably win this.
It's just like self-inflicted errors and stuff, like I didn't even like...
I just got the purge too, damn.
I would have had that.
luck tomorrow. TY. Speed Silver. I got like one of game honestly. Don't defeat Evbo. Bad
news for Evbo. Five coaches and you clutched that bro. I didn't even do that bad on that
seed I think. I just like my biggest guys my biggest errors that run would not have been
been solved by a coach.
Like, I fucking drain my own water, that's like a minute time loss in the overworld,
and then I fucking press the left on my keyboard when I'm in the nether portal.
Like those aren't coaching issues, those are fucking brain function issues.
Wow, there's a lot.
Every run is more than monthly issues though.
So there's always something you can still-
No, I agree!
There's always something somewhere.
No, I agree. I'm saying I would have won that though if I wasn't a fucking dumb chud.
True.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Alright, screen share. We're gonna win.
Okay.
I have no idea what this like woke torch thing is by the way.
It sounds good, but like I've never seen...
I mean, it's probably Loki and Noob Strat.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, did you say Ludwig told you?
Ludwig told me, yeah.
Shit.
Well.
Yeah, and honestly, it might be some weird bullshit, I don't know.
Probably Curryway was teaching it, I don't know.
It's probably some sort of consistent Strat, by the way, for lower elo or something.
I have to look into it
Doesn't exist or what
My shipwreck doesn't exist or what
Let's find out let's find out. Um, I just don't see a lot of pool on there's a lot pull up here
But where the fuck left left. Oh shit. Oh
There's a ravine what if I just built it on
I
Love pulls next to trees you might as well just do a lot of pool
Who goes there you can you could see change this yeah
This is awful
You're gonna fucking die
Shibley, thanks for the raid shibley. There's no way this guy plays this out, right?
I guess you get full bubbles and then go check the back
Yeah, we play this out there fucking psycho
We love Chibli.
What's their PB?
Faster than mine, fuck.
Not for long.
Not for long.
Mother shipwreck, let's find it fastest time.
I found it fastest time.
Reset your bot while you're swimming.
Love you, comms.
Love you, comms.
We
Now we go smart what up soup
20 million iron boom
decent
Get the gunpowder get the gunpowder
Oh
Fucking
Okay
This is time. No, it's not okay. You can tell me it's okay. We make iron bucket by the way
Pickaxe sheers gold axe diamond shovel
You make yeah, you can die and shovel shears
That's not too much of a time loss well
So pickaxe, bucket, shears, diamond shovel, gold axe, and then one, two, three, and then
we fucking, we fucking...
Yeah, that's enough.
Would you use all those leaves in this run?
I would be impressed.
In a good way.
Um, yeah, that's not wood. We're fucking chilling make a gold boot make a boat sure
I get I fuck with that make a door
We yeah, and then we're gonna do this we're gonna go
We're actually gonna go
In the same stack doesn't have a boat like a fucking show here we go. Oh, where's my ravine can't be too far from the I
See it
Oh shoot.
Wait a minute.
Oh, is it past this?
Yeah, it's probably this one, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, get your fin.
Dormie?
Uh, uh, Dormie? Dormie?
Dormie, you ever play deadlock?
You acting so far?
I know.
I don't even got your accent.
No.
Step by deadlock?
You're saving up the step and I'm not gonna lie.
Bang bang bang bucket, um, fuck that fast grenade.
I don't like that.
Nice break on the kelp there.
Boom boom boom, break the kelp on the right.
Yeah.
Do that shit off, fast grenade.
Hmm.
Oh whatever.
I'll drain, I'll drain.
Get the flint.
Wait.
Oh no I said, ah it's whatever.
I guess we're gonna jump over this one.
Get up.
Bastion spot it, nope.
Wait, I didn't see it.
No, behind it.
Yeah, it's got to be this way.
Yeah, oh it's literally right there.
This is...
Stables.
Should I check the chest at the top since I'm here?
Yeah, you know the...
Okay, I would check the triple as well.
You can like do the big the safe dig under it
Get the soul speed in the chest and the extra arrows
No, just this I see just open yet. There's no left middle left middle left. Oh
Shit
Yeah, let me go down
Don't you fucking dare to stay in Poglin. Good gap, good gap.
Bang. Wait, I'm actually massive by the way.
That's literally gargantuan. It's true.
You're a block lower than you. Oh yeah, there you are, perfect.
Nope, nope, nope. Bad, bad boy.
Oh boy, what the... what the s**t?
I have to just keep myself...
You didn't block the... the tiles off.
I have to put myself blocked in here.
Good block?
Are you open?
No, you need to see a block.
Yeah, you're just missing a block.
The bullsh**t.
Let's clear some s**t.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's clear some bullsh**t.
I need this axe, I need an axe.
Yeah, an axe.
Gear of the Birch Leaf and the boots and the fire charge.
And the potatoes.
Yeah.
And then split, and then...
Weep, actually, weep, yeah.
Do we have the top gold box?
Oh, true, true.
So, I can, I have to like, already have a hobby.
I mean, it's like, the thing is you don't know if you're gonna get guaranteed the string.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, true.
You could get like, I was literally watching Fiverr coacher run, and he had no string
to lean on, actually.
Zero.
Good string.
Oh.
You see pearls.
You should also try to get the gold, get a bit of gold from the trees, just so you
can make old carrots. If there's any extra. If there's not, it's fine.
I think you already used it.
Oh, let's go. That's fucking pearls.
Yeah, pearls now.
You have 18.
Is that enough?
Yeah, you could leave at 18.
We'll take the rest of this and fucking...
And just go.
Okay, we're out of here. Peace out y'all.
Let's just go out, yeah.
Wait, this is a really good batch right now, like on the looks.
Oh, we don't know where it is, right?
Not really.
It's probably like, probably like, negative.
Did I see it to your, like, place where you're looking?
Where the soul sand is?
You might have.
No.
Okay.
Wait.
I wasn't sure.
No.
Let's just, let's just fucking scan.
It's so hard to tell, dude.
It's so hard.
Um, if the, meow, pie chart me, and then one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
So it's 8.
Uh, 8 and then 1, 2, 3.
No.
No.
So we're going to go 12 up here.
And then that way.
Okay.
Let me go...
Easy.
Okay.
Then turn off my hit by thingy and then we're going to go bang, bang, bang.
And then I already have fire as on, so whip it.
There's one thing we could get better at which is that we could do the pie chart thing in
the Bastion.
Like we could, like while you're waiting for trades.
Overlap situation, yeah, that's only if you have enough time like only be a bit second like a
In actually talking with my soul saying I threw it out dumb fucking should that's really bad
I give a stack give a stack in your middle
W
Hit that you ready the block watch. Oh right in oh
first
Blazes oh, it's a place out of there. I'll stay here you have so much to do. Yeah, you can go later
like when you
When you do the blind, maybe so much to like do you on the spot and the rates seem like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I don't need I don't need like yeah, all your gravel
The salt fucking iron nuggets potatoes
Yeah, the nuggets
Craft beds first honestly, and then just don't even craft the rest of your
Well immediately does not crap beds for I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't hate me
As technically if I'm lost now this fun in your what you're you think my ass? Yeah, I know
My brain I'm betting this fuck. I can do say if I can't do six on dog. She's right. You can do six. That's free
How do they get a rod
What the fuck they just cleared their spot up faster, I would assume
So we're cheating or what?
Like, I don't know, I like that it was straight, it's like, damn it's straight, but we'll probably
get a robber right now.
Yeah, it's really good to just like, have beds crafted.
Dang dick.
Break the bomb fire just before you, like, yeah, just in case you get another quick spawn.
No!
Anyway, just-
No, man!
Yo, won't, right?
What is this?
You don't care it?
Yeah, it's just a human word.
Now you actually have a platform built.
It should be really easy.
Oh, this is kind of disgusting, I don't know what it is.
This is actually...devious.
You can build your nether for it all.
Just like, there's no reason to even try to kill those guys.
It's just like, you know, it's not like you can tell.
Yo, Oliver!
It's having a discussion, you know what I'm saying?
Oliver!
Break the top fire on the thing.
I'll be
Where did you wait where the fucking when did that happen I mean
You have to go back to home for all you have to like run
Hey, how did that happen?
I couldn't tell you, bro.
No, this is insane.
This is a little sad.
Like, maybe there's another gap in the bathroom you can trade, but, like,
the time that takes, you can probably just, like,
run there in the overworld.
Maybe not.
I
Well
Wait am I lagging now
Like one pixel on my screen
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, yeah, I could block it. I can't even tell.
Fuck it, it's gotta be. It was like over that way, I think. That seems right.
Yeah, I think so.
Cause I came in from the side here on the left.
Bro, how did I throw out my fucking AWP?
Like, what the fuck is wrong with me?
I don't know how you do that. I should have no idea. I didn't even see it. I didn't even see you throw it out.
Check the bottom. I mean, you guys, you could try to get 10 and then just home portal.
Like, check the bottom chest in this fucking, like, this is just gonna have food maybe.
Yeah, check the chest at the very bottom. Yeah, that's like.
Fuck me.
And then check the gap. Check, like, the other gap that you didn't loot.
loot which would be up here yeah maybe it's a dead and I get I wasn't sure
what it was either oh you just may have a body right guys oh yeah okay you have
the blind guess what I'm not fucking I'm not mechanic yeah I'm brain bottleneck
bro that's so awful man
read more about portal
uh
what the fuck did we enter from
with the the creams in force behind us
like check check your chords
it's probably near zero zero
like
can you try running as close as zero zero as you can
yeah it's right there
yeah it's literally right there
Bro, inventory management's too hard, man.
Alright, I forgot I-
Just place a bow down in the water, like when you get up, and you can just measure in the water.
Man, I'm so disgusting.
You have to get out of it, but...
it. Well, all 14 icons, fuck with it. I mean, we're running anyway, so it's fine.
And then I gotta go right one block.
He just boat, move few blocks, and get out of the boat and then...
Where the fuck is my...
Well, I can save this.
Godgamer?
Jesus Christ.
Dude, what am I doing?
There you go.
right why is it oh my what did i do wrong man what did i do wrong i would just send it because
they're all next to each other okay and there's a chance it there's a chance it's like oh thanks
post maybe you did on one of those chunks the 50% you'll probably hit it regardless
but just fucking break your boat if you need to vote oh spot
bro how did i bro i would have won these two seas that i didn't fucking like these are just dumps
are we going negative all right off we go if you see a dolphin you can get it but that's
get in your path.
I'm off on the warpath.
Off we go!
Sailing on the seven seas, I'll run.
Aw, thanks Fluffs!
My twitch got banned and unlike Drake, I got one phone.
So how did my go-to-inventory management throw away his obsidian?
Anyway, how are you so good at minecraft inventory management? I need to know I'm not good
I'm clearly not good at inventory management clearly by the way
What if I win this seed how would you feel about that?
That'd be good I would feel amazing about that because it means you're part of something really funny
money.
Well, how do I, you know what, I gotta like place the obby like top right or something
in the inventory and just like know that it's there, you know what I mean, like you could,
yeah, you could, you could make a system for it, I, what, what I do is I always keep my
obby on four, like I just, I just have like, I have set hot bars for every split, like
my brain like my obby's always on four my eyes vendor always on five my pearls are always on six
my blocks always on nine like oh apparently my obby was top right okay that's awesome great to know
smart globe negative 940 1300
No, it's like I couldn't even I couldn't even try to say that either. It's a good way
I do
He's like he's dropped off the ax only it's like, oh, gee. I
Accidentally threw away all my obby. I'm just shocked and ugly
Well now
Ugly L ratio leaves the match
Wait let me see this clip.
That's crazy.
Let me see this fucking-
I must have- I must have thought it was like your nether bricks or something.
I don't see it.
Yeah, where is it?
How did they get it wrong?
Cause I swear you had it in the fortress so you probably threw it off the fortress in
the lava.
What the fuck is that?
I go to my inventory, I throw out one item.
What the fuck?
They just cleared their spawner up faster.
I don't see it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought I was showing.
I thought I was showing.
Look at this shit, bro.
Break the spawner.
What the fuck?
What is that?
That's why I didn't notice.
That shit was tasked, dude.
You threw it out in like 0.1 seconds.
I threw it in like the one fucking...
Whatever, bro.
He's like, pull it to it and then it's threw it out.
Oh, you cheated.
There it goes.
I was like a homing missile.
It's so bad.
That was good.
It was so bad.
Let's do that again, except not with the obvious throw it.
Something bad.
keep your obby off hand at all times it sounds like terrible fucking advice what
the hell on the off hand that sounds like fucking terrible well that's what
the worst advice of the decade you're just gonna start building with that
Oh my god, Morgan Freeman?
Oh, Morgan Freeman.
I mean, you can just keep it on the hot bar, I guess.
You still want to accidentally scroll a bit, because hot bar's fine.
No autographs, he said.
Bam.
Dick.
I see there's like no
That's crazy. Yeah, just get the shrubs kind of get six sticks on these kind of seeds like where there's nothing
But it's just no trees
Six is like a good number. Yeah. Well, how do I get wood here?
We might just legit if there's no trees
We like that are close we could enter no wood and get some either on the blind or in another
Yeah, just enter with like a lot of beds
We'll say
Pass it to your right
Hey your food here, okay
Exciting yeah, I get the bread okay, I almost want to see
Yo finder, thanks for the raid man
Now the seeds terrible
I'm not running that see no what?
That's fine.
So how was your stream, Fineberg?
I disconnected from two games out of the five that I queued after coaching, and it rolled back my elo on both of them.
That's not bad.
Rich K. Richer, I guess. Yeah, if you look at my graph, it looks fucking stupid.
After Gareth, I just want to thank myself for the game. Good luck with the coaching.
Sure, and we'll be up bright and early tomorrow.
No, I'm new and bright and early.
Is it- No, it's great to do that now, I don't have anything.
Get the- You can put your gravel.
We'll never know who it was.
We'll never know. What is this village, by the way? Like the fuck?
Go in this house, go in this house, go in this house.
Then you get the two beds.
And then, I don't know, you're just kind of fucking-
You're in some spot right now. You gotta go up, I think.
I would assume.
Motherfucker found it, my dude.
I see it.
Yes, will Gary be getting slaughtered?
potential
Yep, sorry Gary go tree go tree
Get to wood and then make
Pickaxe shears and shovel wait. Yes. Yes
But how am I gonna kill him though?
What's it Stonax?
Oh, okay.
Dig down.
Dig down.
Okay.
I'm gonna fucking shoot first.
This is really good.
I don't really know.
Just get your cobble.
Get some naked fucking trees.
I'm kind of clean with it right now, no?
Like on the lobes?
On the lobes?
There's potential that you're clean with it.
It's unknown yet.
We have to see the rest of the run in order to, like, determine.
No, I get you. Wait, don't. I'm gonna make a boat and what else do I need to make before I fuck off?
I should just leave this here, maybe no, and then kill Gary and then come back to it. W strats?
No, just fucking bring it with you. It takes a second to line.
That's just far. That's fucking Gary's like, Gary's jorking it. You already have enough wood.
I saw it, I'm already right.
This is a really good thing, yeah. You just replace it on Gary.
Where's my fucking lava?
Dude, this fucking villager is pushing him out the way!
I see it.
Oh, I see it, yeah.
Alright.
Granted, little boom.
Bucket and bow.
Yes.
Okay, I have to have the worst flint rates you've ever seen in your life, no?
That's not that bad.
Like the worst?
Like definitely the worst?
No.
I think this is like very average.
That was average.
It's a one in ten, isn't it?
A bit worse than average.
That's not bad.
I've seen I've seen some shit
You behind by like five seconds committee maybe more now
Okay, my my my my portal building is faster
Yeah, we come I didn't say time there
Thank you, dude, I don't know the fucking other yet. Oh, yeah, nice time save
Oh, there.
That way.
Stables.
Jump.
You have infinite food, you have infinite food, you can just start, like, you can take like
a heart, it's fine.
Nice move.
Shit.
Stables on.
40 now.
No!
You didn't see anything, right?
No.
No!
You didn't see anything, right?
Uh, what happened?
No, I was, uh, no, I saw everything.
Um, Gap is like right over here, isn't it?
You're gonna go level down.
Yeah, these hogsons are fucking tilting me a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, this is fine. You go to your right. Yep.
Yeah, that works. I like that. It's ingenuity right there.
They're enforcing strategies, by the way.
I'm basically a meta... I'm basically making the meta.
Give me an A right there.
Are you making the meta or is the meta being made around you?
You. Hmm. Something to consider.
I haven't thought about that, actually.
Catch this fuck up.
Maybe I should make goldies.
No, you did it. You did it. You didn't even have to make anything.
I mean, what if I... Is there really no more gold here?
Oh my god, Jesus. Yeah, you're fucking out.
Um, you could, I mean, it depends on our obbies, which, go up.
Um...
No, we don't have to eat now, we eat later, we eat when the goldfish are in the lift pit.
Hello, it's Aint Arnold.
Oh.
I was, I was on random chat, I thought I'd read it out.
Maybe, maybe he like, got a little excited, you know.
Oh, I didn't need it.
Alright.
I'll see some dumping.
not in the way I think that the gold go back Jesus Christ so massive large
even say I was large throw out your stuff again you picked up the goal do
your thoughts fuck the loony we don't need anything shit we need like overlap
yeah exactly like check split yeah fucking dirt gravel leather files are
Nameshit fire church shears on the bar leaf on the bar cobble on the bar
Give it a three cobble on your bar
Still there by the way, I know I know I just I wanted to go back and noticing that
Noticing that you cut the call there. Oh
We might not help
Yeah, no string
Get your pearls above the bar string is okay anchors is fine. We can make two anchors and like we'll be fine
You leave off whatever you get here
Nah just go up and scan immediately
Check out tap the stairs or something you guys don't take this fuck-ass path
They go up the stairs and just leave to the left and just like
Oh my god. Just dig to your... yeah that way. And then just go run.
Yeah.
Yeah, out of this fucking bastard bro. Eat some bread. Let's just like scan over.
Let's see the floor.
Let me just do a wide boy.
Open the barriers. Fuck wide boy.
okay let's go um this is annoying but I can do this right what if I just like do
this it's fine right yes it's like scoff but whatever he yaw okay one two
three four so we're going to eight no no 12 no okay go die oh okay what the
fuck I was weird but I'm not so it's this way yeah it's gotta be I don't have
I was really weird. I don't know. I didn't do that wrong way. No, I don't think so.
One file. Two files.
You're fine.
Maybe you just did some edging here since then.
I did some what?
Edging? Never heard.
Yeah, I've heard of edging.
I'm actually well versed.
I mean, Ravine could have an opening, but yeah.
I just try to go around here. I like that.
it. I'm actually well versed in that, believe it or not. Okay, what about, if you don't see
it here, it's probably, there's probably some other path to get around. Looks like you can
get around here. Like if you go down the boat maybe. Yeah. Oh, this is weird, this is strange.
And then like, I would go either to the fossil and to the right or, oh I see it, is that
literally one pixel of it like in front of you
maybe it's a hole
I don't fucking know
it sucks
it's probably just a hole
yeah
should i go up there like i'm even
i would go more to your left and just try to find a different way around
this looks like such ass
Oliver
i have no idea how you just got out of here
i'm gonna just go up more like i'm even
yeah like i don't know this is
ah i would have thought this would have opened but
I think you just go straight this way for a while try to like wrap around the other side
This guy got to the force before we I'm gonna get tilted
But if I just like start digging like honest to God not yet not yet
Yeah, this is open like f5 it
I don't think so.
Well, to your left and go up.
This is fucking tough to me.
I don't know if you can do much else.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You got this way.
Maybe through this.
Maybe down or up?
There's no point.
Fucking neither, honestly.
I guess we'll check up here. Maybe it goes through.
Maybe?
Maybe?
No, it just goes through that impressive.
Maybe?
It might.
You just follow it at this point.
Like, I feel like you're close enough that
striving to it is like, OK.
Valuable?
It's got to.
Is this really through?
Yeah.
There's no way this is the fucking route to the fortress.
No, fucking way.
But surely you can just like, lower your RD again
and just see how close you are.
Oh my god.
Like, fucking change your- I said you're already at 2.
Like, we wanna make sure we're actually going the right way.
Um...
I found a chunk fucking corner.
Just open your pie.
Oh, you still have it loaded.
Okay, so yeah, it's fucking within six chunks of you.
Yeah, it's gotta be like here now.
I was- your Y level's like 90.
I try to lower it.
You only have one fire as though, so like,
and you have none right now, so you have to be...
This is a little disgusting now.
I don't know.
Keep F3 open. I can look at your C.
Yeah, you should dig in the air eventually. Have you keep doing this?
You have like a massive C counter, so we'll see.
This is so stupid.
No, I have no idea what the fuck this is.
Minecraft playthrough all run.
I know, bro.
Get fire as in the hot bar, just in case.
There.
I just pissed off some big ones.
Yes.
This is good.
I don't have a fear of noises.
Oh my...
Jesus fucking god.
Right, man.
I thought you were just saying that.
Or is that actually piglins?
Yeah.
Well at least they bet on a victory.
Oh!
A top?
A top?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd throw up there.
Fucking...
Fuck.
Oh my god, you'd throw up.
Maybe I can offer a draw.
What do you think?
Maybe he can't find it either?
where is the check check out this check out this fucking it check out this
fucking check this out this actually really good
fuck it that's good yeah maybe he accepts okay don't check replay then
You high-key through don't check oh he thinks don't check replete I think we
both died wait hold on where was this where was this
shit when you pearl you have to be ready to block that every time yeah they died
three times oh my god how do I like go to the next like yeah
Let's just fuck it
Let's go to the end of the timeline. So pause the game and then just go to the end of whatever the timeline is
So like you should be able to just fly away. Oh, I see the fort where fucking it's your left. Oh wait. Oh
No, you're like
Wait, how do I even get to where I don't go back? I go what the fuck is this ruin portal?
Turn around like follow your shirtmind back. I wanted to see because
I think we just gambled the wrong way to like wrap around go all the way back to the fucking
passion like I want to like what's the vision here could be right initially and I think
that was shit oh and he fucking died how do I pause press again there yeah so we strip
We go from this way. No, but go look go live actually. I want to see like what the route what's like the route
You're on the wrong way. I think I know I'm stupid
Yeah
So I went like the right because like this whole area like do they yeah try going around left like I wonder
This looks like fucking dodge it to you, but it probably just works. I guess. Oh, wow. It definitely just opened
No, no, what the fuck it all over
All right, well the four is like so I guess you could have gone this way and then like gone down
No, this is legit degenerate and
No, this is bad. This is really bad. I
Don't know how the fuck you're getting here
It's like in this ravine, dude. Just use low key commands. You chud. No you stupid motherfucker
for a lot of fun oh my god just don't explain to you just
beneath me as a human being
i'm not even a man
what i don't know what you find the fortune we're trying to find the
fucking route to get to the fortress how would they be the intended way to get
there
to traverse there and
you can even
uh... fucking stupid as chud seed you see the right
You just need to be ready to block clutch when you pearl.
Yeah, that's a good way to do it.
Also try to just like visually confirm that your pearl makes sense before you throw it
because like you were aimed a bit low but it's like I don't even know how to calm that
it's like because when you just pull pretty fast it's just fine.
You just kind of have to fucking lock in.
Control W.
Alright let's kill this guy in my crash.
Okay, that's okay. I agree. It's gonna be room portal. Check this out
Witness me I'm witnessing room portal step one room portal step one room portal
Oh, they're a fucker village
So I say good luck to this guy
Yeah
He's gonna need it. That's why
That was tough.
Okay, this house in front of you get it, there's two beds, the long house.
There might be a test of the emeralds.
Oh, emeralds went so hard there.
They go up there.
And then gollum.
Where are you?
There's a hotel, but I don't know if she's like looting it, to be honest.
It's like very much bad
There lava. Yep
Okay, get your stone and you wait does not have to die
Do you fucking snake around that lava that was that was freaky that's freaky dude
That's craft
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna, yeah.
This works.
Regardless, you need to do two trips.
What do you mean?
Like, regardless, you had to have done like two crafting trips there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, like, this is fine.
Yeah, this will be enough gloss, fuck it.
We need some fucking food.
say that yeah go get food and then how are we going to gravel I guess the fucking river
right there
oh another blacksmith what the fuck
huh
it's not even worth living I don't see any emails
I see you have no clue there
and you could check oh okay yeah it's not really but maybe it's a hobby
gold hey may the golds worth honestly
oh shit I feel like if I saw this I could have gone to it I wouldn't have that's whatever
Yeah, I didn't see it at all.
Smart.
You pee.
All right, and then we'll just go back, get some gravel in the river, and then, mhmmm.
A lot of pool.
Aga.
That's good enough.
Good enough.
Aga.
Aga.
Gravel.
Gravel.
Gravel.
Where is my gravel?
Ah.
gravel, gravel, gravel, gravel. Where is my gravel?
Bed strats. This isn't you because of a spot, but you know what I'm talking about.
Lucky.
Usually, if you're doing that, you should put the bed at like the, a flat part of the-
By the way, that was intended.
I'm excited about that fucking month.
Well, let's make that not intended in the future, POTS.
Oh, so you said, oh, okay.
Yeah, my bad.
Nice fucking block placements.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
It's kind of like Minecraft, like, buga plays Fortnite.
You know what I'm saying?
No, not really.
Can you explain upon that, that thought?
not there man I thought it's already gone thoughts are you gone thoughts are you
gone
I'm in a dog shit fucking matter
just like I'll spawn
seed change I think I'm with him on that one
I don't know we can we force this around here
oh it's just work just play this game just play this game
get blocks
fuck this guy fuck his seed change he might have died too
but it's unlikely he's probably alive
honestly if you weren't here I would have taken that and not even joking
oh fuck this guy
we got enough blocks bro we gotta start scaling
get the fricking get wrapping around this pillar
fucking hold some parkour thoughts
I know you got the parkour oh it's
alright nice gold block
you know the direction it's either I'll go down
yeah
This way right you can scan as you're running you know my double check
Yeah, so it's right. It's literally on your screen. Oh, it's a treasure
And there's a four. Oh
The left of the triple. Okay, I will remember this
Oh, I kind of mean my butt tight there. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not speed bridging. I'm sorry. I
really want to though
good
Actually learning you see that I fucking knew and then I fucking hot hot select the netherrack. Oh
Was that top the honest?
Yep
My bread is not together kind of pisses me off or whatever
It's a good thing to notice
Nice in the bathroom first by the way
Is it worth checking this like I don't even know
It's like I didn't say anything because it's like not
It's not really that word
In less like you already have my reason you already have armor. I guess
What the fuck are we smoking?
Pulling the bar
That is aura, actually.
It's actually quite the aura play for sure.
Fort first?
Is that like...
That is just not the play, but...
No.
He probably took the wrong terrain, and then just like found the fort on accident, and
was like, oh.
Wait, but he didn't even enter the fort, did he even get an advance?
Wait, what?
Wait, you're right.
Oliver
He's gonna fly
One rod
Don't get the other side of gold. Do you fuck it?
No, I know, I know, I'm not the wrong way, I know, I just, I just...
Can I guess like Oliver's like the rec line? Like I, I think I could like make this so much better.
Yeah, yeah, I got you. What do you want to say to him?
A lot.
I got a lot to say to Oliver.
Alright, let's fucking win.
I've also learned so I don't lose my fucking gold block you break that
Thanks Mermis, thanks bro. Yes, this is fine
Like that
Usually you would only get chests first, then backups, then give them the gold, and then
like craft wall or a tree leg.
Get their string in like all of these chests by the way that you alluded.
There's a string in the other ones too, somewhere.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay, then we're going to do this, then we're going to do this, this, this, this, this,
and then we're going to throw it all in there, and then see what kind of goodies they have
for what is possible.
I like those thoughts.
Make that another thing and then just like click it and place in your inventory and make
it last.
I can't, I can't, don't just give me too much shit.
Don't shift click it, just left click it, put in inventory and then shift click it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I smell you.
Okay, where's my foot?
It's to the left or to the right, don't fucking remember honestly, probably to the right.
There it is.
It's like, yep.
There you go.
It's like one of those raxians.
Okay, who knows man.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Can you get pearls in the bar?
And go.
You ready to block?
Just like, even if it looks like a safe pearl dude, this game is such a good deal.
Is this gonna ask for anything else?
You can get two render if you really feel like it.
I have no audio so I can't tell if he's shooting at you still.
Here's what I'm going to do though. I'm going to do bed, bed, and then polish brick stone as well here.
I'm going to... num num num num num num.
And then we're going to dunk, dunk, and then bang, bang, and then clear all the fire immediately.
And then we're going to grab my soul sand and we're going to immediately start... wait, fire, fire.
And then we're going to start putting a fucking back bridge. I'm getting my evil back by the way.
Yes sir.
I deserve it.
Yeah, you got to go pee pee today.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Pee pee today.
You can start doing this.
Nothing else to do.
I only have 20 obby, don't misplace it.
Or it's my ass.
Misplace equals cringe, by the way.
What'd you say?
Misplace equals cringe, don't you?
Yeah, I'm not cringe.
Nobody thinks I'm cringe, by the way.
Press 1 if you think I'm cringe.
What's there some items out before we do this?
Not the Abbey though, not the Abbey though.
Not the Abbey, Abbey's one of the good items.
In case uh, I'm gonna keep that.
Smart.
Place 6.
Uh, items, items, items, items, items.
You have like 3 fire as you can drive, just like throw a bunch of, a few of your fire as you go.
Uh, stream, netherrack, you have enough space, good.
I'm gonna go here, RE, white bed, and then we're gonna do this, this, this, and then we're gonna hit one of these, nope, we're gonna hit one of these.
I hear a skeleton, I'm so fucking scared.
We measured in the canopies and shit, this is good.
Boom.
Be sure to devour.
Beautiful.
Right four blocks. That one broke by the way. Sorry to get another eye. We're just gonna jump on the tree over here
Stop moving
Chuck and I
Beautiful wait am I just like getting better like I don't want to say it but like am I
I'm noticing that I think that's true. It's the case fire as in the way in boom
One not one rod needed
51, 51, 51, 51, 51, 51, we're gonna go negative 258, 94, so I'm gonna like whip it back towards
the Bastion.
Yeah, kind of towards the Bastion, I'm thrilled to just, yeah this is fine, like this works.
And then we're gonna get some relax game jewelry, whip it up there I think.
Up there, yeah, yeah, yep, you ready to box like, you ready to box?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, the big thoughts I just don't know me personally. I don't have any
Alright, that's right
This might be even too far. I'd say yeah, just tie it too far
268 and then we just bridge the chords honestly like 30 bridge 30 blocks
Wait, you want to see us be bridges?
Yes
Just don't leave your mask in your locked
Focus
like that's a god took a brisk walk nice easy I just don't want that I'm just
gonna go slow don't fuck it oh my god and maybe we all spoke to them that was
That was like a decent bridge.
What?
What?
Oh.
That's not a bad way.
Alright.
Settings.
Yep. Game render level, entity settings, video settings, aid, entity distance, hitboxes, boss, and then...
Just keep going.
Full spin.
Move around as you're doing it.
I would maybe check the hidden...
Ooh, that's decent, actually. The iron door. Try the iron door.
The iron door? No.
We need to send it for PB. Try the iron door to the right.
Could be here. It looks like... possibly okay.
Like, if you don't see it here, I would insta-turn.
Yeah. Okay, turn back.
Yeah, no. I just like have to be here or PB's fucked and PB's fucked.
My PB!
Okay.
All right check the hidden room and then re-scan honestly like go top left
And just get in here
Oh, it literally it literally could be like right here. Yeah
Unlucky has called
Unlucky, what's
I the I wrote like it could work because you had this
Yeah
well like not really
settings settings settings
oh god god fuck
dude I can't it's so hard to remember
I'm not even playing this is so hard
double E
almost I almost fucking aim lock that enderman right there you saw that
mm-hmm
he'd happen if you want
speed up speed up speed up the pace
alright fuck it you're not here as
Good luck.
If you get shot at, wait for a fireball yet.
Oh my god, this guy.
This guy aims.
Sorry, did that make you nervous?
No.
I just...
Okay, you're out of arrows.
Yeah, throw them.
That's fine.
We'll live.
Surely it goes in now.
Like next soon?
Like next...
Yeah, ready?
truly good half though by the way that's fast
you know enderman dodge arrows by the way from that out
if you shoot an arrow then they TP away before they do
they don't they don't they don't like arrows or snowballs
actually maybe they like snowballs I don't remember
I feel like they're not snowballs
I heard a fire, why don't you go?
Welcome at this dragon's breath in the last, like, 30 seconds or so.
Welcome to the YouTube.
Uh, no.
Surely?
If you don't wear a farm and matches, you can empty one of your fire res, and then click on the dragon's breath.
Let's see.
Wait, actually, can you snap? Get ready?
Yeah.
Get ready?
Boom.
There we go. Easy.
There we go. Just connect.
The head slipped again.
Yeah, that's... one of your bed, once you've just been...
I think it was like your second or third bed, it's just like a whack.
Nice.
Nice!
Yeah, I feel like I never had this problem now all of a sudden it's like oh
Maybe those it could have been the settings. I was too late on the settings. Maybe I could have been it could have been setting desync
Honestly, I got reminded to change them fucking earlier. I actually do it when I jump in the lava. Yeah
You and your coach kick that random guys-ass king great job
Thanks, bro
When do I get to have some credits, by the way?
Because you know everyone else also has a coach in the mid-offs?
I think your chat hates you.
Smart.
Is that true?
They have chat off.
God damn it, bro.
That's so boring.
Why don't we have chat off?
I have aga if it's true.
Fine.
I guess you are one, my little hog jam.
Come here well, it's true fuck
This guy's a sub 12 bro, that doesn't move by the way
Doesn't move a guy of your caliber
You need people like this for breakfast I do
DT and I'm gonna beat him to the DC to check this out. Look at this line. I take
Who does line I take?
Holy shit, this guy doesn't line
No, no, that's okay
Was this right I could do here to save some time dude, what the fuck
All right
Yeah, whatever that was don't do that wait take two
No stop
What holy shit we gravel in the cave alert yes
Be smooth check if you have your iron just flash inventory just in case it blew up. Okay. We're good
Fucking those are four creepers there. I don't know man
Oliver bro, please don't we just gonna do this generation
All right tree bless it
Fates us
I'll do it again
Shattered Savannah those you know those good by them. It's a good buy them
Okay, let's fucking we don't even we have three gaps and a god Apple we should be fine honestly like we can brute force that I think
Okay, it's good. It's good foods. What's this fucking?
Yeah, I mean this river this way
This is fine. You just run this way. We already have gravel. We just have to make it
We just have to like spam it a bunch in the portal or something
I have no idea
I saw some already
You can make a bucket and then enter no pick and then get to iron from a bastion if you feel like the high roll
Make em make fucking gold boots cuz I have to leave a chest
and then make a gold shovel.
We're gonna fucking get creative out here.
Um, yeah, I'm just...
We're just gonna hope the bastion is flying, which is not guaranteed, by the way,
but it probably saves the mental harder than resetting, so let's look for, uh...
Let's look for a while.
I want to scream so bad, by the way.
No, but I've been here so far, I just, like, do a quick spin.
You need this gravel, I think.
Just go back this way.
Surely just if you just sit in that five you'll see it.
I didn't see shit the entire time.
Anything?
Anybody build up here in MLG bucket?
Just fucking orbit.
I would just orbit the temple.
I would just go towards the temple because like, in my head,
just go towards the temple.
I would just go towards the temple.
I would just go towards the temple.
In my head, just go towards it a little bit, because you already cleared, technically, like, 50% of options.
So if you go this way, that should account for, like, the other half.
Oh my god, I can't believe what I just did. Oh my god!
What the fuck?
I have no idea.
Go towards the trees, honestly.
It might just be like more up, I don't know, cause you've checked like everything else.
Yeah it's this.
Wait is this like, this thing?
Is this lava?
No.
You hear lava?
No?
Okay.
Oh wait, I do hear lava.
I heard lava.
Like just now.
Oh is it not just now?
It's probably some fucking bullshit.
Bro what?
Like just now wasn't that just now. It's probably to fucking some bullshit
Well, you're a lot you can dig on it, but I doubt so like oh my god fucking Christ
So this one's cooked
Let's go
The main thing to learn there is just like don't go too far from the temple or like whatever your structure is
I kinda like to circle it.
Oh my god, I'm gonna cry, man, I'm gonna cry.
Alright, here we go.
Oh, Gravel.
Yeah, you have to like, go gambling.
Go gambling!
Chug, chug.
I'm gonna say his name.
Let's go gambling!
I'm gonna say his name if I could.
Yay.
Oliver.
I flexed it outside the portal!
Okay, new tech.
Uh, this game.
Probably that.
If it's not that, then this game's...
I can lava trap myself, basically.
While you're running you can throw out like the spider eyes and the fucking like gravel on your hot bar
Yeah, I
Really it's above this hill. It's not above this hill like yeah, and the game's fucking stupid basically
I think it's housing. This is probably like the right triple of housing by the guests
You do that tables one of two options. Well, I need me some fucking iron
Yeah, I would just safe safely at this chest either dig your bill up. It can be stable. Yes
Please come on
We have a lot more chests to check
Thankfully if it doesn't this doesn't have any wait two more. I see two more nuggets. All right. Let's check for what fashion is
Okay, this is housing don't go back up
This is totally just nothing yet
You're gonna have to go down and like do top down and like go to the bottom chests. Oh, okay top down. I can do top down
Yeah
You lie to me
It's just this soul just looked like the ruin
Triple and housing you fit me
Why did not believe it break the chest first?
Okay, they'll get over it soon. They'll grow up.
Go in there. Go in there where that pig was.
Perchast.
Excuse me, fellas.
Yes?
Um.
You like cram out?
Yes!
Save! Oh my god!
Let's go.
Fucking save.
No, I'm also gonna make an Iron Axe, because I feel like it.
I rewarded myself a little bit. What do you think about that?
Okay, all right
Time to move.
What the fuck you just got an iron pick?
What the fuck is this guy doing?
I go forward and right, yeah.
Stay up and then the gap should be like right here, yeah.
There you go. W gap.
Get a better block out here.
Oh my god, this is so ugly.
It's winnable, actually winnable still.
It actually is, it actually is.
Realistically, if you haul ass, you're like,
at most three minutes behind,
they could do something stupid.
You could also do something stupid though.
You dug down too early.
You're like a walk too low.
Here you go.
I don't even know.
Yeah, yeah.
This is so bad, man.
This is so bad.
Block them off.
FF already?
FF is Loser's mentality though.
So no, not FFing.
They could mess up.
They could mess up.
If it happens in Netherite, it happens in Gold.
True. Real news, by the way.
You know what, good thing about that blunder, though, um, I was able to get all the obby
from the chest if I needed it.
Thoughts on that?
Like, which blunder?
The Iron Howl 1.
I don't like that you asked me to specify, because there's multiple.
How does that involve the obby?
Because I had a search for iron, right?
So like...
Oh, like you're like over laughing kind of yeah
Here we could call we could call it an overlap
Girls on bar
You got the boat as well at some point
Ww comms to make a boat
They're already blind and I'm over here picking my ass
Like string that, boom, uh, stack, c30, honestly we have enough, just a fucking...
Pearls is all we need, do you want us to bring her out?
Make your boat now, just make your fucking boat now.
What am I doing man?!
And break this and go loot and then you're out.
Here's that.
Throw out your iron at, or your stun, I see it.
Check your corner, you should have everything you need, yeah, don't even check anything.
Oh, 14 pearls still.
Really?
Alright, split your pearls, so you can actually pick them up.
What the hell fucked with your 14 pearls?
I don't know.
Maybe I'll drop them in the next cycle.
Huh?
Hello?
There you go.
There you go.
I am around I don't even know what the force is all right
I don't either you could try to why didn't say time just like
Yeah, I'm fucking fortunate being just getting out here what can you do? Oh God
What can you do? Oh
Let's do this four five six seven eight nine ten eleven. Oh is 15 so we're gonna 11
One, two, three, and then that way, it goes that way, okay?
Easy.
That's too bad.
You can...
You know what?
I'll turn on the ga...
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Boom!
Can I get the block clutch?
W block clutch?
Good, good positioning of the mouse.
Where is it?
Oh...
Wide?
It's probably, like, where you're looking.
I would say, because if you don't see it in front of you, it has to be like slightly diagonal.
I'll go left or right. Just kind of pick and then just...
If you don't see it forward to the left, that's probably just forward to the right.
Then we'll just go back right.
Fuck, stupid little baby. I'm gonna fucking beat this shit out of you.
If you don't see like right here, then it's probably, you probably guessed wrong.
Oh, there? Is that it?
No, maybe not.
Yeah, I don't fucking see it. It's probably to the right.
I just made like the dumbest mistakes that cost me and like it's like not even like
like I'm not even like doing anything hard it's just like the dumb shit like why am I
doing the things that I do why does my brain function the way it does
I think I saw it you're going the right way I think yeah yeah come on right there you
Like this way it's totally like I totally did see it. It's probably just like it's obstructed by the fucking trees
Like look behind you. Yeah, yeah
Ah
Was it was good guys
I was made it to the fortress.
What am I doing?
Oh great.
They can't get in.
They're good.
They can't?
They can't find a way around.
No, there's a gap.
Oh my god.
There's fire on this fucking mess.
There's only my heart and I got a look on mine.
After this, another brick on the bar.
And then Kinty dies.
You are getting sauced right now.
I need some positive vibes, what do you think?
My positive vibes are...
You got this. Anything is possible in the land of Minecraft.
No!
Oh, no! GG.
No, no, no. They might go for zero.
GG.
No, it's not supposed to be a... girl.
ha ha
All right, it's careful time
They could do something stupid wait every second. Oh, there's a fucking robber nice
Go
You know, I was gonna do something stupid every second fucking me
dude
PMA positive mental attitude
I think we may lose this game if we do we're gonna win the next 10, that's a plan.
What about losing this game after a good pass or winning this game, for that matter?
Fuck it, we're going to be going to the next one, we just have to, but there's no...
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's fine.
I had so much obvious, rich man's ugly.
I like the bobs.
Rich man's a portal? How do I even...
Yeah, I do like you, I like you, you know.
Let's do this.
Drop the fucking TMT and let's swap it with the...
Yeah.
That's fine.
That should be okay.
Shouldn't be obstructed.
That's good.
Yeah, okay.
One more.
that's good nice then right so one go right a lot yeah I'm no more this should
be you got a good job I think it was kind of yawn since you know I'm just
Oh, dude, I can't even get a bit of audio, man, like, what am I supposed to do?
Oh, that was really sad, that was like a car crash, dude, oh my god.
Well, GG.
Do I swear?
What's this other guy doing?
Oh.
He's gonna come back and see this and
We have to talk we need to save positive things. Yeah, it's a be like he will look in tomorrow right?
We don't want anyways. It's all good King
Keep your chin up
And keep your head held high
Call him a good boy well
Well, that would satisfy a different kind of vibe.
I don't know if that's the vibe we're looking for here, but I mean, you never know.
I mean, it could be wrong.
I think it's a good one.
And so your opponent would have won anyways.
Yep.
Smart.
I think it's much.
I'll put you on the back.
I'll put you on the back.
Is it not, like, the most tilting thing to lose to, like, a mistake of your own in this fucking, in the MCSR?
I crash out, like, every other session to, like, a degree.
It's fucking, some sessions are so bad, you'll just, like, die in a bash, and there's some fucking, like...
You're so shit that I'm legit disappointed, I'm rooting for Ludwig now. Peace.
It is tomorrow
Then I got it then that guy not not even don't even give a chance. That's a mod actually he said that oh
Shit how do we ban him?
He set the bot we're gonna we're gonna PMA P
All right, so what a dumb mistake so I done today so far. I've made an iron hoe
I've blown up my own fucking loot in the DT. I've okay. Well, that was just for aura
I don't know why you did that
Grumpy fish 426
Grumpy fish grumpy fish
No, this is like a Smurf account if you lose
like legit
Top 15. Oh my god, they're better than you
Not for long not for long motherfucker
They're gonna type some more
Let's go grumpy fish. I see the law pool. Maybe we shouldn't kill them. They shouldn't major let them win
Drop on the top jump the top
It's like right next to this yeah, I mean we'll probably see on the way back up to
what do that okay good good you really scared me there could be gravel in the cave you
can get like a one second of looking okay no gravel that's not as good that was your
one second let's go out leave out the top leave out the very top very tip very tip just
the tip just that's it and those who those you see it I swear I saw the river
turn fucking like you cuz you need the river anyways and there's trees on the
other side so you might as well just go this way a lot of people you're right see
it oh yeah see it just go across the river get your trees growling way back
back and then boom.
Brace my fucking ankles.
I'll probably brace your ankles.
I'll probably kill you.
What the hell?
It's happening.
Settle out of my fucking inventory.
Sorry, I just got a little angry.
It's okay, it's okay.
The saddle deserved it to be fair.
He picked it up.
Settles back.
Settles back.
Let's like craft fast but like craft slow does that make sense to you?
Do I get a...
Don't act slow and shhh, dingy, struggle.
Like we'll craft slow but we'll be like precise dude but it's not like...
Yep, teensy, er, press away in the middle, yep.
No, it's on it.
Right.
Take two.
You're gonna die.
Dude.
Oh my fuck.
I mean, realized that you're still here.
Yo, yo, yo, that was content, right?
Okay, okay, let's- we're gonna fucking win this. Grumpy fish?
Mark your days, number your days, or whatever.
This may take a while to get our stuff, but
it'll be all worth it in the end when we get our precious eel back.
Okay, this is one mistake we will not make in the tournament because we've learned.
On top.
On top.
On top.
Click the pressure plate.
Yeah, there you go.
Right, I did it.
Item RNG down to the fucking corner.
I legit would have like, broke something for you.
Make a boat, make a boat.
What a fucking disgusting pig I am, though.
Like, full moon.
Not yet.
Not yet.
That guy's living a day to live in Minecraft.
There could be Flint.
Are you sure?
Or are you a gravel at least?
I mean you just fucking...
I don't know, I feel like you've bliped
especially your large amount of gravel
that are like, ahead of you fucking something.
Maybe not. Maybe you just got unlucky.
Maybe you just got lucky.
Hello?
Bro, I'm so bad! I'm so bad!
No, I'm not.
They're calling me fucking worse than Ludwig, like...
Well, they're doing it lovingly, because you're their favorite.
Ever in chat, you're their favorite.
And they're just teasing you in a loving way, because they're like...
Aw, this guy's so cool. I just, you know, I'm just gonna like...
It's gonna be a little silly, but the truth is, everyone here wants to succeed whether
you- You die?
The fuck's the problem again?
Whether you succeed or not, grumpy fish is- I don't know.
What if I also made like, a hat?
Sure.
W hat or what?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I would keep the gold as a gift if I wanted to have it too-
I see fortress.
Two fortresses.
What the fuck?
Scan.
What the f- hold on. Care me?
There's two fortresses.
This guy got a point. We love you, super-all.
He's in target right now.
Two fortresses. Don't know which one's more convenient.
Kind of looks like the-
Figure that out in due time.
Bum.
Maybe this one?
Yeah, I'll find out.
There's fortress.
I just pooped my pants there.
I think you have to go back to the spawn fortress.
So you leave out the right.
I don't remember this.
How do they see me?
Six obby.
You could loot the triple.
I would do it.
You should do the dig looting instead of the sky looting.
chance you like this in this case there's only one pig but like most of the time
there's like more than one yeah I guess it's like better than like and see and
it's chopped it's fucked for this chest like this game this chest you have to
dig anyways so like right that makes sense so now we have to go down yeah you
can go all the way down this is this is Joe and it's your right stairs
Go up. Yep. Yeah
Like I'm not bad like I know what I'm doing. I just like I do dumb shit all the fucking time, bro
You know what I mean, yeah, I'm sitting with me on this one at least I am with you
That's some real shit you just said
But luckily, you're not alone.
Everyone's a bit of a chud, just like everyone just has a different chud percentage, and
the more you play, the more your chud percentage of those days is.
I'm fucking getting a max win over here with my chud percentage by the way.
No, no, no, we're not.
Is my gold block free gold block?
Yeah, oh, I guess.
Well.
Well, why does my- see my mouse like flipped again, like what is that?
Like why does my mouse get- is it just a fucking super light dog shit mouse issue or what?
I remember I needed a new mouse, so that's one for a while.
67% should like, 6, 7.
Uh, okay, now we're gonna go and uh, overlap a bit. Let's just like, everything here we don't need, literally all of that we don't need.
We don't need the six square cobble, we don't need that, we don't need that, we don't need that.
My string, I actually might need that fucking thing still.
But that's fine.
Get this out of here, get some blocks ready, I think it's a good hop bar.
Yeah.
Ooh, this is some dire fucking situation here.
Yeah, just let him trade the rest.
He didn't have the inventory again if you want.
I make shears, I don't know.
You can make an iron axe and shears if you want.
Just fucking...
Just to have those shears just in case.
Keep the iron.
Yeah, just keep the iron. Yeah, you don't really have to.
You got it too much.
Check the point of view.
Zero string?
Yep, work them.
Oh yeah?
You're enough to do something
This'll work you can make four beds one egg
I think it's like right there. Yeah, you can just go that one
Well, maybe one more fire is on the load actually. I'll fuck it bro. Like if I take out that shit
Buckle up the ring
I was I was a 100. I would have put everything on the line that one was safe by the way
You're close. You were a block a block away from doom
I think you're better than Ludwig Aga. Thank you, bro. I needed that one
See this is the
What what we call it PMR positive mental reinforcement
Pro up honestly, I'm really like the good part fuck this chet ass like
Just fucking build up yeah
I don't want to
They're coming to you. I mean I don't even try to cut it looks so obnoxious because you're just gonna like
Give a gap reason where?
Just kill him first and then
You can try to go Jesus
Just got a gap after this
No, right
I
happy at the moment with my performance today.
There's some bullshits on the team, thoughts on that?
I'm gonna get my soul sand and just fucking 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2.
Weeeeeeeeeeeen.
They're both getting spawned on a cabinet any second.
drop your audio and I'll get on that
as of now, no fire as of now
I need that
fire is back on, I repeat fire is back on
break the fire, I repeat break the fire
two other brick in the spawn region, break those first
break those first cause it reduces spawns
good work, good work
let's craft, I'm just gonna make some
Okay, we'll make a hole.
Making some more beds.
How many anchors can I make?
Fucking one.
You haven't done shut-crafting yet.
Wait, so I have one bed, three bed, one anchor?
Is that not like scary as hell?
It is. I think we get a string in the library or some bullshit, or she's unblind.
Okay, can I get a sword then?
It's like literally all you have to do.
You could pre-craft this sword and shears.
Do it at the cracking hill before you go in, because just leave the cracking hill here,
and make a sword and make shears.
Like iron sword and shears.
Alright.
Okay, okay.
Just go in.
Just figure it out.
Sheep, there's sheep if it's not then we're gonna give it a library.
Gonna build up a few more blocks to see if there's a vantage point for sheep.
Sheep!
Yep, okay.
We can sleep here, like on the pillar.
W, you know what W comes, I like that.
Just because by the time you get to the sheep, the mobs will die or something, maybe?
Just a thought.
Okay, that's awesome.
Oh, now what can I have on me?
Little Mepple Baby came to me.
Okay, we're gonna make up.
Alright, go.
Okay.
I don't get why this happens.
I believe me.
I wish I knew.
That's gonna be good.
right to be the next fucking bridge yeah there you go
look at my arm broth like drag this shit all the oh wait good look like very
heads and no crashing out you just only winning don't my god you two eye up in
the tree do you need to lock it bro go get the sheep sheep in front of you we
have an Omega there's a hair oh my god chat about a hair in my even what dude
Yeah, keep on fucking cheap to the right
These guys driving nothing
More cheap you ain't sure you keep me straight. Oh, oh this cheap over here. I guess fucking
Hello Conrad actual broke ass shit. Get all of them. She sure are fucking all these just cuz I might as well
I'm a shepherd. I'm a shepherd. It's better like guarantee that we don't like fucking troll
brother something wrong with me brain maybe I don't know just to be like oh
mega safe not chill let's get some fun
then you can just craft that's your best when you get in another because you're
I have no fires, no, a little sketch, but...
Eat now, then.
Just like, it's scary.
That's just like Gary.
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck.
Fucking piece of shit.
Goodbye, boat, R&P.
You need to stop the rain.
You threw a rotten flesh and a boat.
You're fucking...
That's fine.
I don't want rotten flesh right now.
Yeah, just leave it.
No, I'm definitely gonna leave it.
Okay, that's, I'm good luck.
Yeah, it's in the air.
Okay, where am I going?
Ninety-three.
Ninety-four.
This way.
Yeah.
That's the highway.
Fourteen, one eighty-eight.
Yeah, just roll down to the fort.
Honestly, you just keep running it.
You can dig into it if you want to be safe.
Dig straight down.
One block.
No, that's just not safe actually.
fucking man, I'm gonna use the guy here
I was told it was safe, he said it was safe
this blaze is gonna be an issue if I don't slaughter him
oh man
that's fine, we don't need like fucking health even
go forward, you guys just stand there and then you should be on the deck quartz
uh, what do I do? I need negative 14, 180, 8 so I need to go more to the right actually
you go right, like 40 blocks, yeah
if I die by the way
negative 14
14, 188.
Roll down onto the ship with the magma and then kill it.
Maybe don't, aim lower, yeah, there you go.
Perfect, almost.
I'm like, kill the babies, fuck it.
Kill the little minions.
Wait, negative 14, 188, is like right here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Bro, all I'm saying is like,
chat doesn't know how stressful this shit is,
They don't get it like they actually don't get it
No
Than the majority of chat no
Oh my god
Technically gets you cuz you're out in the middle
I don't get it
That's what we call a max win, baby.
That is a max win, no?
Oh.
Wait, that was off, though.
I TP'd it in the portal.
Wait, I'm confused.
You must have been off by a- I was like, you know, maybe there's nothing- you must have
been off by like one block, and then it just like magically TP'd you into the portal.
Could Inseperge on the loaks?
Aw, fuck that.
Looks so good.
Wait, actually could go in on the loaks?
Fuck.
Fuck.
I have no Rotten Flash, by the way, so...
Fuckin'...
You could offhand fucking blocks if you want.
Actually, that's kinda cringe.
your axe and then get the seventh bed on the bar and then if you need the axe you just
put in your main head.
Oh.
Oh.
No, okay, fucking, if this guy doesn't go in then.
You're ruining my 720 you piece of shit.
This guy had to have died, no grumpy fish.
Yeah, you often you're axing at your seventh bet on the bar.
No, because I can select it. I can quick select it.
I gotta practice it.
Okay, if you're a quick select demon then good.
Good, good, good.
Well then, if you wanna fucking practice it, take them all off.
That's what we call variance.
That's a little scary.
That's like fake practice.
Is this dragon have a job? Like what is this?
And you find your tree select the ant anchors. Well if we have this many beds it's fucking pointless.
I don't know. I like know that you're not shut enough to to with this and if you do then something
horrifically wrong must have happened. True. Like a hair in your sensor. At that point? Yeah.
Like a hair in your sensor. If you lift a seven bed then I don't even think I've seen you miss a one cycle.
That's definitely a bridge. What is this angle?
I have to run in.
Yeah that's fine.
Anytime it looks like it's going to perch just run in like that, that's good, you'll
be.
They probably saw the fucking anchor.
So now there's no guarantee for a trit.
Yeah.
Just think about Grumpy Fish and think about how cool he is.
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose this game.
If you lose the grumpy fish then there's nothing to life anymore
I think about grumpy fishing is really cool
So
Oh my god, that's really scary like dude, can we fucking stop you can stand like
A bit to the side of it's scary, but like this is a good spot that you found. I like this little spot
Okay, well this like this like front one is cutting you off a little bit nice
It'll go away in a sec truly
Okay, yeah
Let's save a grumpy fish
Potential
Potential 30 in the case. Yep. I hope the guy didn't look at it around
Should be fine here
Jesus
There's something wrong with my brain maybe you take a break if you need to take a good breather
You don't gotta go all in all the at this once you can take a bit you can take a pause
lost. Wait, but I'm one off goal three. Okay.
Smart. I just turned 23 a few hours ago. Immediately fucking lost. Yeah, I wrote that, bro.
Please. Argotail.
You. Yum.
Jom. Wait, I think this is a chatter. Reset the bot. Reset the bot.
I'm pretty sure this is a chatter.
And
My mouth with alcohol and a q-tip
They're not wrong
I'll just avoid cleaning this near the sensor
Because you don't want to like fucking break it. Holy shit
And I found my lava pool
Okay
You have a 10-05 and fucking gold like what is this game? Oh, no, what is the game? What is the game?
I know I was how people getting sometimes in gold man. This is this is the new world
It's nice that fruit berries doesn't hide his ism near you anymore
What?
It's okay. It's a safe space
It is a safe space
Okay, what was I hiding before I don't know there's two lava pools though. I
Don't see the water or gravel. Oh, I see water. I see the river
I'm trying to be like I'm either a good game, you know what I mean?
If you will
Um, should I just go over to the pond?
Yeah.
The pond looks like dog shit.
I feel like it's going to have nothing.
Just give it a better look.
Like, yeah, go this way.
I like this.
Because if it's like a 1B sand pond like that, it's going to have no fucking gravel.
This could have gravel.
Technically, you can give it like a two second look.
Another lava pool here.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
free gravel right in front of you go across the river and then to your right
it's just easier gravel yeah over here okay well I got three diamond
so we're gonna make a diamond pick bucket iron shovel stone stone ax I
like this I'm gonna make a boat and then we're gonna one two three and then we're
I'm gonna get rid of some bullshit that I don't need like that that that that that that that that and
Yeah, I'm gonna get one one should be a fast one
Hopefully you have three gaps also you can just enter in a through like this one
Okay, so where's the flint?
Over thank you
Get your water now
right you're right yeah let's do this shit I think your friends with lighting
or some dumb shit
the way you went is like a kind of a regular way I'm like a good way like I
don't think they thought of going this way I just kind of like a little god
Yeah, that's good. I think there's some bullshit.
Gold on the bar, do you have any?
Bastion that you're on it for? I don't know.
No gold, but we'll just do some talking.
You can go try to go to the roof, right? Rooftime.
Nice. Yeah, you can do it in a drop.
Oh my, look at that.
That's disgusting.
What is that thing?
So, you can try to break the, yeah, just leave that. There you go.
That's awesome.
I don't even know yet. I've literally just seen the triple.
Uh, you have tons of like bullshit military to throw at this guy, I think.
Check for like gilded air, gold or something. Yeah.
I'm like really lost right now. I'm like not speaking.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Yeah, I'm like really locked right now. I'm like not speaking
Nice, I like that. I like that. I didn't bother to keep you in your zen state. Can you gap? Yep
Okay, am I just going down? Just shut down. Yeah, it's either stables or housing. We're going to
to find out which one of this. Probably stables. Yep. See I go this way, get to your right.
Yeah, here, yeah, down, right, left, left, yep, and right now, yep, and then dig like, dig to your
left like three blocks. Yeah, and then just dig down like right, ah, where the netherrack is,
where the netherrack is, like where you were digging. Like, yeah, a bit this way, and yeah,
You you will just hit you will just hit something and then if he's like if you just dig down
Just just like big find out my forward. There you go
No, this is just very this far
There is right there near one level down
This
It's fine. Go here. Are these set seeds? No! What the f-
No, go through there.
Why is it so- oh, there we go.
They're not like s-
These are from a weird-ass spot.
They're not set seeds. They're like filtered seeds, I guess.
But they're also like Frankenstein seeds.
So like...
That is very good explanation.
Basically these things are like stitched together to make good speedrunning seeds.
So like, they'll take the nether and an overworld and then they'll stitch it together and then you have like a rinse for speedrunning.
Get in the gold, beautiful.
See you in time.
Okay.
Uh...
Well...
Beat your gap after this.
Yep.
Perfect.
And...
Yeah, now you just give him the shit and then we...
I mean, you should try to do fuck organizing, honestly.
Just, uh, yeah, this chunkboard.
You know what I mean?
Go over the chunkboard, so just dig to a corner.
Just like, fucking around to a corner.
It's right here. Yeah.
This is like exactly what I was gonna...
uh-huh
You lost, you lost basically
Code 9, or 7?
7?
7
So we're gonna go here and then not back
So this looks like we're gonna go that way
What is that pot? Negative X, negative X
Negative X
Okay, negative X
Um
Split frozen string
Yeah, don't need that, don't need that, don't need that, don't need
Yeah, are you guys done fucking doing your job here you fucking piece of shit?
No, they're not what is it strength?
Go up go up cuz you have so much gold try to pearl hang negative X
Right. Thanks. Where are the fucking negative X's?
Go go like through where your little funny shirt mine is
Just wherever I don't know where negative X is like it's this way or something
Yeah, go like to
See if there's a way out because you have tons of time until your traits are done like
If there's not a way out if you don't cannot wait like 10 seconds you can taste them. That's you can you can go back
Oh
It's like you didn't lose anything doing this. Yeah, like
It's just kind of annoying. Yeah, we know that you can leave from the triple. So we'll probably just do that
How's the stream looking boys?
All right, you all got to die like it is what it is.
You need fire res, so empty room is very more, just like somewhere.
Oh yeah, magma leather, quartz, gravel.
Yeah, that's good.
Check this shit.
One fire res, that's like decent.
Anymore y'all?
Check the corner.
What do we got?
Check both corners, I guess.
I don't even...
Really?
I don't even really
Fire please. I mean you may happen you may happen. So go to your shirt mine go back
down and then to your shirt mine
I get confused every time is what it is and go off the stairs and
Then just like to your left and start to show money up or whatever. It's looking built in man. It's built in
You just dig up here. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, you should just like hit your triple on a sack
Right triple but I should literally be like right here a sack
Yeah
There's two thousand. Yeah, right now we go
Yeah, you can save your fire as splash until you get closer.
Just throw a pearl down, yeah.
Make sure it's not near lava.
Good.
Well, I feel like this is actually like a solid run so far, knock on wood maybe?
I mean the bathroom is dog shit, but like the run's good.
Yeah.
Run's good.
You ready to block clutch now?
Fires?
I was just thinking the same thing over.
Holy fuck.
I can tell, I just like...
I thought it didn't land and I was like, um...
A little scary, but make it happen.
Not even close.
Probably should have probed up and clutched, but what can you do?
Too late.
Gotta be a thing nearby here right like there's a test to
It's a straight sorry. Yeah kill a straight guy
Gotta be done with all that on everything
It's like I'd actually bit like someone's life on that. I don't know I see it. It's a lot
I see it
That's just not even a fucking rod
Nice.
Get this kind of dirt.
What the- oh I should probably let that one last just in case.
I'll be fine.
What!
Dang.
I wanted to finish that up.
We 1100 already yeah 1100 right now. I got back. They got it said 11
Wow
No guys, I didn't get a sub 11 because I didn't fucking finish the wrong. It's not how it works
Wait apparently the guy you're up against has a 49% ff rate
Is that true the guy who the tomorrow? Yeah
Yeah, whoever the fuck you just played
Oh the guy I just played here you mean 49% oh win rate okay white LeBron
white LeBron what the fuck is
I
Stopped 20
Hey, it's close to us up 15. Oh
this
All right village, so we need to go find the blacksmith you break some wheat and lava pools right here
Mm-hmm box at your right
Please be a good blacksmith, I don't have to kill Gary makes me sad
Yeah, we've killed enough Garrys to be honest.
Oh, well.
Oh my god.
Get all the armor, fuck it.
Where the shit?
It appears he's fucking dying again.
Nice.
Okay, after this, put your fucking chestplate on and let's see some crafts.
Nice.
demolish your house for fun
Why does dog carry around fucking break your shit
Nice go find Gary
Oh, there's another blacksmith. Oh my god, and there's a hotel bro
That's a long-ass house. Yeah, you should okay on the looks. That's a win-con
Bum-ass fucking blacksmiths, like why don't we even keep them around?
Can we get them out of a job?
Yeah, go ahead. Break into the fucking hotel.
Okay, yeah, I have to go.
I guess. Fuck me, yeah.
Whoa, Gary, come down, bro!
Hey, Gary.
Where's he going?
Why is he passing like this?
Fucking chud.
Wait, so you get hotels in your runs, too?
Hotel? I feel like, like, even top-runers get hotels. If they're close, like, if they're in your line,
it's like such a weird line.
You can get seeds that have, like, nothing. Yeah, you do need gravel.
I thought those were insane.
I mean, Alice, I heard you. I thought you were responding to my question, and you said get seeds, so I started breaking grass, and I hope I got seeds.
I didn't understand what you were trying to get at, but you said like you can get seeds
and I'm like okay, seeds, gotta be gravel here somewhere.
I said you can get seeds, oh whatever.
Cause you're saying you can get seeds when you get nothing, so I was like, but I, oh
I see the confusion.
River or your fucking, like yeah there's probably got one here, legit like, I see it.
Cannonball, you have infant food.
I'm gonna make a bucket and a boat, and I'm gonna make a bucket and a boat, and I'm gonna
I was gonna tell you to get the water in the ravine, but I think it's just like I don't know it's so far down
It was so like I thought there's gonna be some ram as water pool
All right, well time that's a ghost
My bread's all fucked, but it's fine. Why are we doing a let's play fucking break that guy's neck? No chill
Mods let's enter
fuck he's beating me I'm gonna save this wood
my wood jar
because of the fire
it's double stack your bread and then just fucking
get lava as well
oh my god
I was happy about that, I'm pretty frustrated, um, you have no, like, you should mind up the wall with, and yeah, like, just mind up the wall, we need blocks anyways, like, just fully, like, just, just, mind up the wall.
And then, yeah, this is, this is fine, I think, I would say this is enough block.
Stables or housing? I think it's stables.
No, it's housing, I like, yeah, fuck it.
It could have looting, aw, it could be a wincon.
Oh
Fucking man, I'll be I'll be
You put finding on yeah, it's fine
Fuck it. I saw the floor. It's it just go up and do top down go up and do top down
Okay, so it is uh
Yeah, housing
Yeah
Yeah, yeah do this
And then like once you lose this chest you can go up and you can break the single.
Yeah, I just wanted to see what it was in it.
I guess it's dumb.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't get it anyway, man.
You're so stupid.
Exactly.
Exactly.
This guy gets it at the end of the day.
How long do you get it at the end of the day?
It's all that matters.
Bang, bang.
Easy.
Break this.
I know I have curse of binding boots now because I have so much energy.
Oh, it's fine.
That's so cool.
If you lose the game because you have personally buying you boots,
I guess I'm not gonna have to.
Get me my little hole!
What about your little hole?
I'm in it, I'm in my hole, I'm in the hole.
So we're gonna get all these blocks,
and then we're gonna go break the double chest.
Well, you're gonna loop the double chest.
Yeah, you know what I meant.
Yeah, you know.
Easy claps.
Hopefully they make a good gold.
Let's go.
The chest is down here in this little hole.
Other hole, but it'll just keep going.
Solid, prying obby.
Okay, gonna cross over the arrows.
I don't need that, I definitely won't need that, I won't need that, I won't need that.
Keep the gloves still, I'm not getting the most of this game, it's too good.
Just in case.
Alright, all four sticks and the ironing it.
Oh, what do you guys have for me?
Hello everybody.
Hi.
Hello, everybody!
Hi!
You're not finished training?
I mean, what do you have? Are you good?
Yeah, I think I'm out.
Yeah, you're out.
You're actually gone. You said you saw the force.
The force is like, yeah, it's towards the manhunt.
Yeah, so it's literally a straight line this way.
The fucking force, just trust.
I trust you with my whole heart, by the way.
Maybe like fucking 10 degrees to the left,
but it's like pretty much in a straight line, bro.
uh
you know what
yeah
yeah
um let's just like whip a pearl
up somewhere
if i can like
hit that
i mean
i went over it
i like to try you can hit the pillar now
okay i'll go with slava
because you're gonna
you're gonna get up and you're just gonna pearl
immediately anyways pro at the pro at the pillar yeah fine soul sand the bar
Is that gonna hit you're a block lunch any block lunch really what no I missed it. No
Miss you might have aim too far to the right
I'm lucky. Oh, you're short far. No, no, I just missed it. I just missed it. Oh
relax
I was too far to the right
Okay
You're still
Oh
Nooo
Fill it fill it fill it fill it fill it fill it
What the
Alright just look for the spawner don't even fucking bother
Just look for the spawner now
I see it
Just fucking evade
Gary you're blocklutch
Oh my god scary
Have you ever seen that Betty?
Walk with the tunnel
tunnel over just like three blocks when you're done
ah that's up there for a lot of winners that's
just looking good enough okay we gotta start
oh headbeds i have beds yeah that's the hotel wincon
hotel wincon do you think you did that nope oh my god
Oh, fuck, Troll.
Uh, quick select?
Nice quick select.
Okay.
I'll just either start fucking doing shit.
Are you okay to kill these guys, yeah?
I'm trying to refresh that, because you never know.
Oh, you know
There's a wave
Very for me
sick
Honestly just crap in the fucking end. There's to save time
Because this is this is gonna be close
Don't fill with wood
every time I get down the ass.
Perfect.
Good.
Right three.
It's two jobs.
Yeah, that's good.
One more just in case.
One more just in case.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Easy.
Wrong fucking settings.
I just
If these end and break I can just go
Yep, yeah
Okay, what am I going on negative 83 which is this way pick up my fire and swing you get in
83 oh my god, what am I going to exactly I don't like any of this
Uh, you can, you can pearl to the upper soul sand there.
If you just, yeah, tank this for a sec, build up, and then try to pearl to that like, like
in the end.
So I'm on my z, I just kinda like fucking.
Yeah, just pearl it straight.
Bro, this is the wincon!
Soul sand!
No way.
How is that even possible?
Fire is now, you're actually getting low I think.
Bro, this is the wincon!
Soul sand boots!
You said it would never come down to this!
You're just, you have, even it pearls.
Just keep going.
Oh, we just build this way?
You're like, on boards.
Yeah, go in like another.
Build one up, build one up.
Can you do this?
Build one up, and then do this.
And six, five.
Make sure that your block port is correct.
You're fucking like off by legit two blocks.
Later, four, one ninety-four.
Oh, one ninety-two.
Oh.
Yeah, you have more Abbey.
You have more Abbey.
You live here?
Yeah, it's worth to be on the right because you were just totally gonna miss starter yet, but I don't have any extra things so
You know crying
No, no extra. I'll be like regular. I'll be I can't miss that. It'd be a crime. I'll never mind
I'm it like
Wait, there's a real game render level entity settings options video settings eight
Hey, box is off.
Hey, box is off.
Zoom.
Tick tock.
Oh, tick tock.
Tick tock.
Tick tock.
That looks decent.
That looks better.
It's either like, that'll give you like a fucking a million directions.
Try top right, I don't know.
It could literally be three different directions.
You have like three pretty good spikes.
You don't see it like very soon.
You can do it.
No, no, no, no.
I don't like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
try there yeah mid's good top left's good like I don't know you had so many
good spikes could be left here yeah go back go back go back I saw it right
through the door oh my god you did see it cheater
crap after crap I'm that's important yeah it's fine didn't yen oh
Now like, you know, it's fine. It's fine.
Just set up first, then we'll fucking deal with it.
You might have to make some anchors to, I don't know.
Nice.
You'll have six beds.
I can do six. I'm tough.
Bed. Boom. Done.
Done.
Just in case, maybe.
Perching oh my god
To like a make
Too stressful I should I should have
I mean like you could have but with with cracking like there's a chance you could get like I don't know
you didn't have to get perch during your crafts on the fucking half boom and just be like scuff this fuck
We're not tasked enough yet.
You can click the close down pillar, this is good.
Kind of cute though.
Yeah.
Even if you half-bode this, there's like a pretty low chance you can get a sub 15.
Yeah.
It's pretty well pretty fucking low because you got the craft still and then you'd have to legit like in support after your craft
Perching yeah, no
Could be it what's our PB again, yeah
I mean if White LeBron gets a good perch here I'm just going to kill myself like it is what
it is.
No, this guy goes for a zero cycle and hits it, so he deserves a game.
I think you've been in the end for long enough where you're pretty much guaranteed the win
unless he gets the luckiest shit you've ever seen like old Batsy, go, left side, next turn.
I
Said a lot like pray white LeBron down white LeBron has been fucking
I
Blocked up my us the winners solid again
When that's emerald right I think so
I just asked Oliver he said your coach is playing too much for you it counts as cheating
First of all, you don't know Oliver. Second of all, Oliver is not the fucking it. He's not the lead. He's not running this event, dog!
Oh, it's Morgan Freeman again. The guy that died in the nether.
Okay, K4DM me the torch preemptive. He said, if you do the torch thing, it's easier, but not as good.
Ah, interesting.
And the non-purchasing is hard.
So it's literally like, that was a theory.
That was like my drain theory, I guess.
I guess it's just, oh my god, bruh.
What the hell?
Oh my god, bruh.
Where's the interest right here?
Oh my god, bruh.
Don't move your mouse, whatever you do.
how nice I'm in my iron it's important usually dude sometimes you just gotta let big MF take
the lead for a sec what the hell shells I got shells when you did that seriously yeah
For us try to blow up more than one tree with it. Just like you're crazy like two or three. You're great. Oh wait
You're great. I'm waiting
This will work that work. That's way better
You're great a good shit, bro
I can't believe you thought of meteor crater. There's a fucking river to your right. Yeah, it's gravel
Oh, yeah.
That is well enough.
Can we do creative work though?
How tough would that have been?
Easiest.
That would have been tough, for sure.
Diamond pick.
Boats.
Yep.
Diamond pick.
The bucket.
Iron shovel.
Iron shovel.
Stone axe.
Stone axe.
It's a book with knockback one.
Knockback with knockback book.
Uh-huh.
I don't need that.
I don't need the raw chicken.
I don't need that.
There's so much food.
Um, yeah, give me this.
We had to feed this here.
One gap, 34 flesh.
We can at least get rid of the line and then just, and I'm going.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get cows.
If you feel like it, no, otherwise just, no, all right, let's go.
Let's fucking go.
I almost felt a little insulted there, by the way.
I mean, no, this is big, big energy right here.
Cause you're saying I might eat it.
Basically
For pv here, so there I say sub 10 now I gotta calm down a little bit. No
Be this hey you could spawn in a fashion
So go through like the one opening
Yeah
This pillar could you this is fine try try to go up in the soul sand thing it's your left
What is the work go back wait wait comes yeah down. Yeah, that's how
It's where you try to get you
Okay, so it's just the worst fucking other ever me and this Morgan Freeman guy just don't take good nether so what?
You don't see it just scan again. I got three
Fortress is there too lit
it.
Oh, is that the portrait studio, that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, how do I, I guess we should just go up here?
What is this?
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah!
Oh, we're stuck there.
Okay.
Fucking hell, we're stuck in here.
You're stuck in here.
fucking f3 as you're doing this I want to see I just want to like have a mental
note of negative negative negative negative x, okay
fuck someone just has a $500 bit a bit on this game on polymarket oh fuck
I think you just keep going through the drop it good over there
I would just try to fall more left after just go through these guys and I'm not
I'm gonna die and eat a gapple
oh my god, yeah
one more left, one more left
fuck you god, how?
okay, goblin should be fucking massive
oh my god
no, wait
get the food, oh you're fucking dead
it's okay
it was maybe saveable
if you grabbed the pork, I don't know
Is this even the right way?
Nothing seems to be the right way to me.
Yeah, it's towards the river.
Oh my god, bro! Why are there so many hoglands? How do you get to the brass cave?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, we need an axe and a boat.
Maybe even a pick honestly.
Check an accident boat, like a three. Or four at four, I mean, sorry.
There you go.
If this fucking an accident boat is enough to get back, then like fucking everything hates you.
Oh, man.
Well, that was absurd to deal with.
What?
Bro, there was like literally 15 hoglins.
Did I boat? Yeah, I went over here.
Yeah, you went past.
I was trying to initially tell you to boat down on this fucking basalt pillar.
I don't know if it would have had anything.
I think it would have been faster, but no idea.
Yeah, let's go.
You have a major...
Booped dirt...
get up there you're gonna have to drop and get a tree or something like without
like a tree that's not hodlin infested which might not be many
I hear them
look at this little fucking shithead
oh you're letting me in
oh no you're good
what you can do is fucking
You can go to your dirt thing.
Maybe.
Just get, try to get this.
Oh my god, die, just die, just die, just die.
I don't care, just die.
Yeah, go out.
Fuck it.
Use, and make slabs on the lobes.
And the crafting table makes six slabs and use all your blocks. It's like it's like a Ludwig prison escape right here
And only Billy has sure this
Break it there break it there break there no I could break them there
I
Think you know I don't feel very proud of what I'm doing right now
Okay, you don't need to you just need to win. I don't think it's possible
Not out of the woods yet by the way not if you go get don't go fucking this guy. Okay. You went straight to him
Can you get up here? I hope not no
you I think you're not far at all surely
this is the saddest fucking speedrun ever like bro what oh my god
I got this fucking don't smart
oh my god oh my god I'm cleansed up the tree we go you're almost back yeah it's
right there
she did not get a hold of her
so you totally put a block of your head
it's going to be like a block of dirt or something
we've been here for a while
unfathomable
That shit was right fucking here too. I would dig on the side of it like one block. I don't know. I don't know what it fucking is yet
I was taking a
Rage or something because it looked a big thing you're showing you but I
Feel like hideous by the way, I see your pigs, but
Stick the sounds. Yeah, it's like a triple to me
get the boots get the arrows get the yeah there you go easy
check my fashion this is it is bridge it is bridge you're in the right triple right now
oh oh oh I okay I know where I am then yeah okay I have a feeling
can I like I could do this first right just fucking don't do it first cuz he's oh my stuff
You need to flash drive. You need another food. You fucking barely might live.
It's gonna be like a guy. I'm lucky. Not you kind of...
That was a choice that you made.
all good. We might not, you can go back if you want.
Here you go to the forest where your explosion is to your right and then get, see there's
blocks in your little, whatever it's called. We go away, meet your crater, meet your crater,
crater huge rat and then and then the tree and then we get boat we just need a
boat
everything on the ugliest motherfucker that's that exists you know I've never
thought that your lack of improvement screens that you're beyond redemption
Wait, how did your glasses, did your glasses fall in at that time?
Yeah, they did, actually.
That's kind of cool. You're starting a trend.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Has she used a sand?
Maybe he died.
You never know. Maybe he died.
It's possible
Maybe he'll fucking die in the fortress. How do you get to the back of a quick awareness that there's no way I
Feel you're only a few seconds behind until the death
True
You have to deal with hogland city to be fair and are the hogland random by the way
Yes
So I so so Oliver hates me
Yeah, so it's Oliver's fault. I think it's Oliver's fault. Is it like can you not like fix that or is that just like?
It's like something that you shouldn't even try to fix because like I
Don't know it's dream ops in general. I just so
Oh my!
You can't like, standardize them in any way.
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, come on, like, come on!
Wait, you're alive.
Make a new bridge, like, bridge away.
You're swimming.
Oh!
Why did it do that?
No, no, no.
You can't, you can't.
Why did it drop on you?
That's actually stream sniper.
I'm so sad, man.
Did he reset?
Okay.
Honestly?
God.
Fucked?
Nether, by the way.
Like, I actually fucked Nether!
Why not that?
What's that?
Hello?
Hello?
What's up man?
Good again.
I
Think
Should do it again fuck your what's your fucking problem?
Let me do it again the hell that was a me on that does my doppelganger
14 minute run what's going on here?
It doesn't even matter like straight up. It doesn't need me your creator. Yeah, I think I need to block those three
You're great
Imagine it hits them as in the hits imagine it hits though
You're 13 20
20 what are we
What are we fucking give up here or what king you like the idea? No, I didn't like that idea
Iron shovel dude. No iron shovel
Fucking bucket you've two stone for some reason. I don't know how
Megan what a hex are big
Just dig with a shovel go down
Oh, oh, meteor gray or meteor shovel.
I was in the shower.
Maybe the dragon kills him.
14 minutes still in the other world.
Is this a place?
It's possible.
And that's an on the look certified guarantee.
I guarantee that it's possible.
You guarantee it's possible.
It's awesome, man.
And he's fucking sniping, by the way, so he just is watching everything I'm doing, so he's just not gonna send a fucking drawboat.
I mean, not that he needs to or anything, but like, you know...
Where's Oliver? Can we- Can we- Can we get him?
Yeah, Oliver, can we do something about that?
No, I think I don't make a good reputation better of anything.
No I think if he's just like watching me at the portal room that's a good-
Do you want to experiment?
Do you want to experiment?
You see that you turn around.
The little basalt pillar, you turn around twice.
That way.
Boat down there.
This is my initial play, and I wanted to see, surely there's just, like, you can land down
there and it might be closer to the Bastion.
We're gonna find out.
Are you any closer to the Bastion?
Not really.
Not really.
Okay.
That was a good, it was a good test.
What if I speed bridge you in there?
Not bad.
Okay.
I don't know, the game is pretty bad I think.
Oh, look at my friends who are waiting to fucking meet me again by the way.
There's so many.
You can go eat them.
Yeah.
One, two, three, good, good, that's good.
Oh, wait, why'd he low?
Why'd he just low health?
It's great, he's just fucking, oh, he's just like low health for some reason.
Wonderful, he's just not wonderful really.
Yeah, let's just die to the lava again, I just love that.
We're out, we're out of things to lead back to this tree.
What the fuck ass tree bro, like what are we doing man?
So if I just go up above these guys, thoughts?
This guy never makes this shot his life by the way.
Why they're all crossbow?
Oh that guy.
Oh my god.
They're all crossbow.
Yeah up here.
Alright beautiful.
Just need to round this fucking thing and we're good.
Yes.
Thank God this one's crossed but I thought she did.
Oh!
Get in the Bastion and block off in a corner.
Yeah, there you go.
Alright, back to mine.
You have a gap.
I mean, you might as well save it.
I mean, it's like...
No, if he is waiting at the portal, that's banable.
So...
Right?
That is banable?
I feel like Fyrik said it was.
And oh my god, I mean yeah somewhere
All right, so trouble we go
The air house, yeah, good shit fucking get the strength
What if I just like, went this way?
I don't even need audio, huh?
That'd be nice.
Oliver, if you're here, if this guy's BME,
can we just ban him?
Oh, look, it's got subtitles.
That's true.
You probably should have subtitles on.
It's kind of crazy.
Subtitles are awesome.
yeah i'm at the time of the month just a lot of blocks on
are you going to be
you can burn a little roach here you go
and i just start fucking whacking
okay
and look here
as long as he pays
uh... we either do a
because it's either Donkey Kong or i don't know if the ride's good
I just do Donkey Kong.
It's my favorite. I like Donkey Kong.
I like Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong makes me happy.
Niiiice.
What? What's going on here?
Y-
No, you're going.
It's okay, I'm going.
And then, this nav is sick, by the way.
Oh that's rage bait or not, everybody's just like, I'm gonna find that I guess.
Where are the pigs?
There's no one pig!
Oh yeah, they all fucking chased you off the bastion in front of that.
Oh my god, yeah there they are.
It's like, it's tied to the show right back up.
Okay guys!
That was good enough.
If I'm giving your girl, you can get like some advanced fucking pearl hang going once you get a pearl.
Should I check it out? I don't know if it's worth checking over here, but...
Honestly, your trades will take forever. It's fine. Like, I don't know. It's just...
Okay, Kino, keep thinking in the straight line. I'll tell you when to stop. Keep going.
Oh, put like blocks under you, so you can like...
It's kind of triple low, so...
Put blocks... No, I can go to the chest though.
Go up, go up, no, up east!
And then I dig straight this way.
Yeah.
Just keep going straight.
It should be like down.
Yeah, there you go.
Nice arrows, bro.
Oh!
Sorry.
How long did that?
No, dude.
I was in the middle of a tumble looking at my liquipedia.
No, I haven't actually.
Should I just go straight better?
I was in the middle of a tumble, looking at my liquidpedia. No, I haven't actually. Should I just take that out?
Was he impressed?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Hey, this guy is fucking lost.
I'm trying to baby, I'm trying to baby.
Oh, now you want to run, huh?
Hey, be nice to the baby.
You have a gaming unit except fire as the end for your pearls.
Smile.
Use a chest to organize.
Smile.
Smile.
Why are you smiling?
That's not the style of my life.
No, no, stop.
That's NMA negative.
That's why I had to leave TMA.
What the?
Why are we still...
Oh, because I...
You have whatever you need, no?
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
still tires is fine where we're alpha not beta fortresses tier you see it
yeah I do see it's to mine
perfect block clutch or what?
that was just kind of not if he's actually waiting for me I'm actually
That's a little cringe.
My dead ass lost a rod, ain't no way.
There's no way I bring this back.
Uh, yeah, I like this.
I don't fucking know.
This looks like dodge hit.
It's like pick at this point.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, fun.
Go for you crazy, Adam.
There's gonna be other.
Let's try this again, and I guess we'll TNT donut.
I just want to only spawn one, I don't fucking get spawners in this game.
They're supposed to spawn the same amount on the first spawn, I swear.
Maybe it's just like abstract-
How is there three now?
Like what?
Oh, it's cause there's one fucking piece of netherac or something.
making these now, because like you're overlasting your spot even more blizzes.
One.
Wait, two more?
Okay.
One more?
One more?
You're not lucky.
You can buy it on sex.
If I don't break!
Hopefully.
Let's go.
What's that fucking room for?
Is there a village?
Oh no.
There's a village too.
I'm a little chungus. That's good, right? Nice. Good. Oh, I didn't reset my bar. Oh,
okay. Move a tiny bit like, because yeah, you ought to re-throw just like move an inch.
this is spass old facts
where are they?
sanche
oh my god
good
yeah
left three blocks
next year
sure
boom
get the yummy yummy eyes delicious eyes
did all of them
also delicious and yummy
I'm good actually. I don't need to kill anymore.
Yeah, you're good.
I mean, there's just...
Fire's on the barn. It's a fifth slot. Fire is...
I'm just going to go that way, right?
157...
Native 2, okay, so we just got to like...
I got it.
Is this in case?
Smart.
I mean, you can always go...
Yeah, down this yeah, I mean no go down that
Cuz like to the left isn't there like an infinite hallway or something. Yeah, that's the highway
Actually the highway to the fucking stronghold. It's like literally this is the tech of all time. I'm gonna whip it left
Oh, that's just beautiful now
Yeah, that's beautiful
222 30 negative 22
I feel the reading hit class
You can do that why 41 that's fun
222 negative 230
Nice
3, 4...
Hello.
Like the one pixel, like...
Move to your left one.
Nice, good.
Thanks.
Rub-a-dub-dub.
And the bathtub.
Game under level, please.
Alt, tick-tock mode.
That's okay.
I mean, surely, surely, right?
right now just get on the hidden room yeah and just like try to force either
now turn back I would force the other like like to your left here yeah your
guys could be down this yeah
I mean, there's just no way I would miss.
No, you did it quick enough, it's fine.
I think if you do it within the first few seconds, you're fine.
Yay!
I don't think...
It's kind of true, at least in the first second.
Like, what is this guy possibly doing right now?
I just have to not...
I just don't know.
Like, what is possibly going on?
Is this match fixing?
Am I going to get banned?
Like, what's happening?
He's Morgan Freeman, bro.
Oh, I could have crafted a bone.
I keep forgetting.
Is that an insta-perch?
Could be.
Oh my god.
No.
Let's go.
We'll plunk it.
30 minutes? What? Don't even just don't ask, just don't ask, just don't ask, don't ask any questions.
Stop 31 is possible. Don't fucking sleep on this shit.
Tortoise versus the hair ass run.
Why did he like, offer me a draw?
Why didn't he?
Yeah.
Morgan's chill like that.
He's probably working on getting another rod or something.
But there's no way a rod takes that long, right?
Uh, yeah, shouldn't.
Did he die?
Could perch here.
Nice.
I can't pretend to feel good about this.
I can't pretend.
You won!
Let's go!
Yeah!
I
What's this guy fucking yeah
That's what 13 minutes faster the strong like what happened
Almost didn't even die like what no legit what okay, so we fucked up a ninja brain bot, uh-huh, but he's just things down
So it's not even that bad
Okay, yeah, just spam fucking six a bunch. I just see it. Yeah, we're just like fast forward. We'll see
That's what he's going to he's going to it. Isn't it or no no where you went initially I put you to turn around
It's right there
I feel like he's in the stronghold for a long time
Oh no
You gotta keep fast forward and brothers get to meet her forever
Okay, so you better be sad everyone
Oh my god
Morgan Freeman
Yo, I could go back
back. Oh, you've already found it. We didn't find it. I think that's when he typed me worst
nav ever or something.
Probably. When does he find it? Oh my god.
Right. Bang. Okay. Then he says he lost a rod. So he's building another portal. Oh
Oh my.
Oh, he's going all the way back, okay.
Oh, Jesus.
What a match, bro.
He doesn't even get back barely.
What the fuck?
Did he die?
No, cause he has a lot of shit.
What is Bro doing?
Back to the Nether.
Wait, why does he make it to the portal?
Oh, maybe a Hungary set again?
I don't even know.
It's so weird. I don't know what's happening.
Oh, jeez!
What is this? What is this double flip?
If it makes you feel better, rank 6 versus rank 25 played a 20 minute match before.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Rank 6 versus rank 25 played a 20 minute match before?
Wait, oh my god, they did?
Well, I got a P and I'll do another one.
it all right oh my god i'm such an ugly
at fruit berries aga hi
hey guys
I'm a little sleepy guy, honestly.
Y'all just don't- wait, what was this message?
What's your favorite color of name?
Like in the Twitch chat?
Let me look at everyone.
I'm really liking what Eureka Rhino has got going on.
It's like a silver paint.
This looks kind of cool.
I like this. I've never seen it's like it's like metallic
It's looking kind of sick
Do you still trap people in a high pixel like five years ago? Yeah, not anymore where we were a bit past that
That's there's a little evil
I
Fruity is
Tell us your most embarrassing loss
I'd have to think about that the fattest pieces of all time. I don't think you me nice
You got a refill immediately some H2O
Wait, I just say with some oxygen my say H2O, that's what that's what I know
Oxygen oh
Yeah, wait, no, I'm fucking tired. I'm really tired
If you're tired, you don't have to force out the same
Now one more
Yeah, you actually get off to make up and do shit early tomorrow
You do have to wake up like actually early. Yeah, well, I don't have to be they they said like it's like split into two
Has so we don't have to be like the second half is not be ready to like 3 30
True I have to help scar his scar is like the fourth man. Oh, you have to be up regardless. I don't
Can we go to coach that's a great question that is a fucking really good question I
Thought that's a brawl I'm fine. I thought it's a sub two hour
I was like, wow, you're impressive.
It's up to two hour, huh?
I see the 20 hour plus.
All right, give me an axe.
What the fuck?
F1.
Jesus.
All right, sir, if this is looting or something, I need to lock in hard.
OK, nice iron.
Oh, you took a lava pool portal.
This is fun.
So I have to make a bucket?
No axe.
Yeah.
40 knots.
You can make a bucket.
Just a bucket.
Spocket.
Yeah, get your Sturm, because it's good.
Get four.
Sturm, easy.
Okay, so first things first, we make Bucket, then we make...
Back, shovel and stone.
Back, shovel and shears.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mother fucker, it's fine, it's fine.
Wait, why would you do that?
that because it doesn't guarantee you three iron in a bastion.
It's only going to do one.
So we kind of, um...
So we're fucking gambling?
That is what we call... Loki did this in playoffs and it worked.
Alright, but how often do you knock an iron in a bastion?
That's all I'm saying. I'm saying like it guarantees you one. And getting three, it's like...
Let's think about the odds here. Maybe?
Okay, you can just jag at water and build- Oh, is there any food?
Go kill the cow across the pond.
Wait, I have to torture it a little bit. Yes, yeah.
Do you know about the water pack? Yeah, do that on the hot- on these guys.
It's a good idea.
Surely it works, right? Motherfucker. Do it on this guy.
This guy's a little close and dumb.
Yeah, maybe you just fucking like...
Oh, fucking surely later, right?
There's nothing kind of fucked up though to look at.
They're desperately trying to put themselves out and they're just like
Get too much of a fucking shed that like
Okay, you've got it
Water back. Yeah
That is really sad and then we'll do
Just like
There's barely any lava just pretend just like make the shape of a portal in the ground
I mean you can do this
That just a couch you don't have that much lava so like this
This is just brought me this is yeah, this is not gonna work
I had like processing make a shape of a portal just like in the ground
So like dig out a four strip of blocks. What the fuck is tactical fish? Okay, go into the netherack
Behind you and dig a four a line of four blocks
Yeah, and then dig the two middle ones out and then yeah, and then that's your portal and then you just kind of do the owl there
Yep
Yeah, that's a good thing you have three characters to help you well
I can only have one and you stop promoting this propaganda like
It's kind of pissing me off all the day. This is Ludwig propaganda. You're literally feeding the you're eating the lies of the enemy
How do you feel about that?
Yeah, I eat them they'll disappear
Fuck you agree little kitty, aren't you?
Hey stop that
true
Oh great uh scan yeah
There I saw 50 other great bears we have to go around regardless wait actually maybe the fucking shoes play
Yes, so it has to open up. Yeah. Yeah, do some maneuvering
Just stay I'm just fucking built here and then
Make your way
Over there like I got like yeah, yeah
Squeezing through this little thing. I see the four right? Yeah. Is that the four? Is that the four?
It's probably the fucking four. Yep. It is
So that's like what positive X, okay?
so go positive x and to the right yeah there you go treasure treasure oh
actually miserable only oh treasure that she really fucking down because there's
There's only three chests at the top for your iron.
What about the bottom?
Can there be diamonds or some smelch on there?
Yeah, there could be.
If we have to force the bottom, we have to.
You already have gold armor.
You can't fucking do any of this, by the way.
Go up first.
Aye, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Go at the very top and then break the blocks you would for the route just to get them out
of the way.
Yeah.
This is a fucking disaster.
I know Max win.
Like bad.
bad. Next one. Okay, unnuggets. Two nuggets. Plus two. Oh my god, never punish. Oh my god.
You're such a chump. Never fucking punish. I go back down to those two blocks. Yeah,
yeah, you should. It's good to start it down here. You also get like better pig out here.
Actually, never punished. We fucking take those though. I'll tell you what. So fucking awesome.
Hello? No one's even getting angry. I just, I have no pigs. I brought through those no
pigs. That's fine. I mean, you just live for the happy life forever and ever.
Do I connect those? I did, right? Okay. Hey guys! Oh, what the fuck are you doing up here?
We doing up here
What the hell's happening man? No fucking break a block and then start smiling golden this hole like a sap
Are you gonna do your dumb fucks way out there way out there way out
Fuck of these
I don't know, they might be able to just like die.
I got a hop on the block.
Honestly, if they do deserve it, I got a second one.
I'll give it a try.
I was going to say they pathed some dumbass angle you can get up, but I don't know how
to do that.
It's probably impossible.
I don't think Blackin today was good for me at all.
There's the wrong way again, like a chud.
I don't think it's going to work.
I don't think it's going to work.
I don't think it's going to work.
I don't think it's going to work.
the wrong way again like a chud
what the fuck
what the fuck
go up go up go up go up
and then fucking kill him
yep that's exactly what i was talking about
kill him axe just fucking kill him
fucking
alright lap 3
fucking put a second leaf on top of the leech
you're on
boom what is happening bro
dude I do suck man like I'm actually regressing have you noticed that beat
didn't say anything no I think you're just mad at the system that the world
created and in order to regain happiness you must gain what it's hard
anyways surely these guys get in there are you guys dumb as fuck
Like, what are we f-
You killed a guy like straight up, like straight up like a knight with an axe.
There we go.
Oh, smart.
You said it was...
the positive axe?
It's like backwards to the basalt.
Yeah.
Where did we enter from?
We entered from the big cube.
But like, weirdly.
Yeah, so we were back that way.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, man. Like, whatever.
Oh
String pearls you see too. I'll be it's a throat. I'm sorry
No, we win these
Yeah
Right like this way. I think it's like that. It's like there right now
Yeah, whatever direct like open F3. I don't know what this is
It's like positive X is like here and that seems right. It seems right. Okay. I think
It's it's either positive X or negative X. It's probably fucking positive X. I didn't think you get it
All the pig noise is mutable. Why would you want to eat that bro? It's a nice sound. We'll catch a road down
They'll probably see it if you go this way for long enough
Really at wide?
Wide. Cause I remember it was positive X or neg and then it was to the right.
It's like, we should see it soon.
Like literally right now by the way.
I'm a little concerned but I haven't seen it yet.
Is it not?
Where the fuck is it?
Where did it come from?
Like check the way you're running, like check that way.
Like with wide.
Okay, then maybe it's just Nagex.
I don't fucking know.
How do we get up here?
Cause we like...
Through like some fucking decade bullshit, I think.
Like the basalt.
Go to the basalt.
I think it's just like through the basalt.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think it's just like through here.
It has to be through here.
Oh no.
I didn't fucking nail it down.
I'm tall, you know.
Brain, brain headache.
I'm tired.
It's just gotta be through here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gotta be fucking through.
Cause it's just like through here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gotta be fucking through here.
Cause there's the grasses here, yeah, I was right the first time.
There's a neg X instead of posix.
That's how I said, wasn't it?
Oh, no wait.
You said posix.
Oh.
That is positive X.
Well, I can't fucking see what it is,
because like your face cam covers it.
My fucking ugly ass head, is that what you're saying, bro?
Right there.
No, honey.
What's up?
Is that clean?
Yeah.
Come on.
Now fast we craft and destroy.
Yes.
But we have to give it some bullshit.
Like I don't need any of this shit.
Not that much bullshit.
Don't need to, don't need to, don't need to.
That's fine.
I'm just making two beds only.
What?
The...
Huh?
You have to fucking exit the current table re-enter.
I made like wing wind too.
I'm sorry.
You don't hate me.
Do you hate me now?
Uh, undecided.
Undecided wrong answer.
If you win the game, I will hate you.
Okay, noted.
Uh, out of fire risk, by the way.
New calm.
Ah!
Hey, first rod!
Nice!
Uh, let's break the top fire.
I agree with that calm.
I didn't get a fucking force bomb in this thing.
Oh, that before fell?
Huge.
Oh wait, soul sand's a good block by the way.
I don't know if you knew that.
Hmm.
That's a rumor.
There's so many blazes.
I don't have food, I don't have anything to eat.
I mean, there's no way they have a lot of fucking people, right?
Like, there's just no one.
Probably not.
Well, need to be a bit more careful than careful.
I'm scared.
I'm fucking scared.
There's probably something laying on me with a little guy.
Oh, let's start making my fucking portal now.
Like that?
and then maybe we just hit one of these guys fast
oh gg that guy's gone
make your don't go in yet make your eyes because we might be able to wait for more
spawns like make your eyes now because it's it's saving time in the long run
What if I die and then you can go you know it now like well like the whole point is like
You make your eyes before you go in because it's virus virus virus
Nothing more just go out of here don't don't use it
Yes
Yes
that's good that is good left so like this again boom oh my god perfect correct w I grab
them things. Smart. You see one more? Oh, you know what? Maybe we should do that one of these.
Hungry fat. Yes. What is this? Did you say your spawn? I'm nervous. Oh, now you did.
Yay, I did it. Yay. Where am I going? Oh, minus 163.
As far as we're gonna have free fire different thing. There's gonna be guys angry
Backshots, all right, leave
One 16 minus one yeah that way
One sixty six minus one of four this is like the highway again, you know, just whip a pearl straight and you'll be like on
chords honestly.
Log it!
Yeah.
Ready to block.
Watch.
Ooh.
Okay.
One sixty six minus one of four.
You need to drop.
Uh, no this way.
Pull down to that little area.
One sixty six.
Careful big slimes.
I hear him.
One sixty six.
One sixty six.
One sixty six.
One sixty six.
One sixty six.
One sixty six.
One sixty six.
I'm on the floor.
That's one block.
Oh my god, I hear the slob, I'm scared.
You can make fully under here.
I'm okay.
He's scared of me, he fears me.
He told me.
Over.
Oh my god.
I think we need a hungry set in the portal room again.
Yes.
Okay, setting setting setting setting setting.
8, 50, F3, 0, 0, 0.
Game Renderer level entities on Tiktok mode
It boxes off, it boxes off, it boxes off
It boxes off
Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Not decent
That looks potential
I would try mMMM
I don't know
I would try left first
Like left hidden
Bottom left
Bottom left
Breakthrough
Try it
If it's not this way
Honestly, it's like town mid of it's not this way
Holy fuck, I'm so good
What is that way to me?
Well, I totally feel like I'm gonna survive, it's all right.
Don't, no, no, don't even try it.
Set a bed, set a bed, set a bed.
Right now, R.N.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Yeah, this is good.
This is fucking, this is weird, everything.
What are you doing?
I don't think, maybe, pearl into the portal room?
They're gone.
The hell?
Oh.
Now, ow, my ass, bro.
I think they don't think they can get to you.
Settings!
Settings!
That's so funny.
I always forget.
Whip a pearl.
Boom.
One, two, three, four, five.
Five bed.
Yee!
Six.
Middle.
Middle inventory.
Six, seven.
By the way.
five, five bed, six, middle inventory, six, seven by the way,
hey, hey, hey, hey, have you ever heard of that one? Nope, new one, new joke, new meme.
A box is enabled, enter pearls, and golden chest play on you. I just took a screenshot.
Golden chest play on you.
one
Crack the neck wait, what if he what if it what if it purges now?
Uh
Honestly, if it purges right now, I wouldn't risk it
Because your opponent has has been an entered fortress split for about like fucking eight minutes. So I think they're dead
Okay, now if it purges you're fine if it purges right now, you're good
I'm sorry we're looking at this side, it's like I need six beds, which is all I have, so it's good.
It's fine, just axe it.
I'm trying to do a two double bed there and I just, I'm fine, they got it.
Oh
Oh
Strolling a neg X fortress situation
I had it was either neg X or politics I had no idea what China was and then I just we just fucking went bozaks and it was wrong
That's fine
Well in the future, I will write them down because I'm too locked out honestly. Yeah
You know surely this is peak you low right? Yeah, I think so wait mid-offs
Yeah
Yeah, it is oh
When my opponent's fucking second highest bro
Yeah, you're not even at 127 anymore, right? You're at like 1,000
but I'm kinda big, you know?
You're a big fish in a small lake right now.
I mean, 6'7", wouldn't rate.
That's what we call fucking awesome.
Why do you need to play the second highest and Ludwig pays the tournament admins to play plumbers and laundry men?
That's a great question.
Who's loving play?
I don't even remember.
You're number six on the coaches by the way.
And seven!
Oh!
Hey, but it doesn't matter if his boots doesn't even fucking exist as a human.
He doesn't exist.
You went sadly a few days before I thought I was like number 40.
What happened, bro?
You just lose three games and then you're fucking 130.
like it's like everyone if you look at the leaderboard like everyone from like
like just like on ranks everyone from like the top I don't even know like 30 to like 150 is like
100 e-low off unless it's changed like everyone's just the same fucking e-low
but I'm almost a higher rank than the fucking lowest rank coach
maybe you should coach next time I think you could you had some legendary
communication abilities from what I've seen and gathered in the past seven
days. I can't go through. Actually, maybe I could coach. No, I could. I don't, I don't,
I still don't really know about like. You don't know enough tech, I guess. Yeah, I don't
know enough tech. I don't know enough tech. My coach is super speed laugh. From my head
her it's what the fuck i have a nasty headache
no probably not what she probably is normally not
are you going better what we win this shit um i could what are you gonna do
I don't know, I'm the tie.
We get on the end on a big high.
I'm debating what to do.
I do have a headache, but I'm debating.
Hmm. Decisions.
Why are BTs like rare, by the way?
Like, why did I get BTs until 1200?
Cuz noob
You know I mean like if you have a guy in like 500 elo
Well, like you know thousand you know like people just it's just hard
Yeah
But I mean it's not that bad to be honest
Honestly, they could change it to like a thousand elo BT cuz like people people gotten better
So like this is kind of how it was initially. I feel like and people have gotten way better
Just discover that fruit berries is a masculine diet with a beard and not a cute twink like at Super TF.
Yo, my bad. Yo, my bad.
No, I think that was meant to be a compliment. Like, I'm like, small and frail and you're not.
I mean, they didn't call you a cute twink. Is it true?
I don't know bro, what do you think?
I think so.
Oh, okay. Thanks man.
I tap.
Oh.
Yo my bad, I need the call.
Oh wow.
Yo, yo my, yo my, yo my bad.
Yo my bad.
Don't you have a girlfriend?
Yo my bad.
Yo my bad.
What's going on with having a boyfriend to you?
got banned and unlike Drake I got one phone have you heard any tips you can
pass on from one of the 750,000 coaches on how you
maximized your inventory management stat it makes me sugar thinking about the
show of pure
wait this this this mountain range is looking kind of crazy though
What I can get 30 elo from this one game, 38 elo?
What?
I don't know.
You got from 10?
49 to 10.
I got 38 elo.
What the fuck happened?
They clicked on the game.
Yeah, the lower one, I would assume.
It won't let me click it.
I can go here and find it.
It won't?
Okay.
Uh, how many games go with that B?
I don't know.
one I would assume. It won't let me click it. I can go here and find it. It won't? Okay. How many games
go with that B? Five, no six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen,
sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. So it's the twenty first game and if you're gonna
match it's one page over because each page is ten. So... No, that's wrong. Just hover over all the
games until it says plus 38 which I don't think it does on any of them so maybe it's a bug.
A bug? Or good? Is it a bug? Good? He doesn't say that on any of them. What the fuck? I'm missing a game.
I don't know.
Should I do one more?
Should I do one more?
I don't know.
Just go to bed if you're tired.
I'm gonna all go to bed.
What's the better now?
One more.
Alright, fine.
I'll do one more.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
All right, fine. I'll do one more all right
Oh, but then if I win that I'm like one game off emerald
Yeah, it's kind of rage bait if you do one more and you'd have to do two or zero
I feel like I think I lost the same fucking elos. Yeah, I think I lost it earlier
Possible.
Chop 11?
What the fuck?
Is that a witch hunt?
Where's my portal?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
witch-hunt
no, go to witch-hunt, I don't know
go up, yeah
dude, witch, I've never seen a witch-hunt in a ranked game, has there ever?
that's cool
um, vanishing
what's on the sword?
vanishing, vanishing
oh, okay
this needs socks
you got apple, it's fun
you got three logs
Yeah, oh man, oh brainwag.
No.
I have to make a wooden pick and then a fucking...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm cringing a little bit of that, I can't lie.
It's a plumber seed.
It's actually kind of cringe if this even exists as a seed, no?
And there's gravel right here, what the hell, wait.
You don't eat gravel.
Oh, yeah, true.
I was testing you by the way.
not supposed to make it, not supposed to make it with a stone pick but it's okay
oh
pull out its slide
oh
wait you're definitely right on that one
lol
I mean you're gonna get some more of these
since these guys are here I think I'm just gonna like slaughter them
yes
you know what I mean? like might as well
oops sorry bro, get back here
hey
hey
you tickled him and now he's running away in the corner cause he's scared
dude
He's not even like...
What the fuck is this, man?
No, that is...
Seriously, like...
TWO STAGE!
Like, what are we doing?
Get one.
I'm gonna turn to, I guess, a move like on Apple.
Yeah, I see one too.
Just get one more tree.
At least one more tree.
Yeah, and then this'll be good, and you can go.
Alright, uh, you got it kind of quick.
Yeah.
Did I see it?
Yeah, that's a cool twist.
Oh, okay.
That bashing's right here.
Wait, so it's, uh, negative Z, negative Z, negative Z.
Okay, negative Z.
Negative Z for sure.
This is, uh, treasure.
So I need to go, ugh.
Yep.
You need to go up, because you need to get, you have cool armor, so you're fine.
Dude, don't piss me off.
Not you, I just meant myself, sorry.
i get that
go up make sure you break the blue
break
excuse me sir
we'll connect this
and we'll check this because no one's here anybody
that's all that don't worry
uh... iron has to be in the double chest
it's gonna be kind of annoying to get but
I hear you.
Okay, and then we go up and we're gonna make some shit before we go down.
We're gonna make a...
Nope, wait, show me.
A mistakes, I guess, fuck.
And then we're gonna go bang bang bang bang bang.
I hear it, I got two, you're gonna get axe too.
Axe, and then go bang bang bang.
Axe, and then one, two, and then we're gonna go do do do.
But I need to go down and get the gold first.
You can start the route first.
Start the route first, cause we already have two gold blocks.
Fuck it, fuck it.
This is a variance play.
This is weird, this is weird.
This is a variance play.
You need to get in there and they take it up there, right?
No.
I don't think I can do that, that's weird.
Yeah, there you go.
Variance play, variance play.
So when do I go down from those blocks?
Either at the very end or in theory we don't need them.
We are, you have to, but we'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
Depends on the trades, honestly.
It just gets our pigs trading way faster, and then we can actually, like, we can overlap
getting them if we really, really need them right now.
Walks into fire.
Is that impressive?
Yeah.
I think you're under this fucking vanishing sword, it's just like tilting me.
Let's do our golden the whole let me get some backup blocks down here
I'm gonna go with that guys or...
Holy fucking... these guys are not like the initial party.
Then we're gonna go around here and then maybe we won't even need it because I got an 11 on the chest.
Variants play...
Variants play... no you grab these. This is good.
Ouch.
Ouch!
Muff the guy off.
Muff him, you can go all the way up.
No, this is good.
Okay.
Go outside, man.
Well...
Check out the traits.
Look at this.
Um...
You can... you have your thrills like triple split.
You can just like, go to split zone.
I almost have it off.
Yeah, well go on.
20.
Oh, there's fire, there's fire, there's fire.
Like, one.
If you have zero, that's fine.
You can give a guy an envelope.
Yeah, one's fine, one's fine.
You can give a guy an envelope.
Go to the...
Just start fucking it, uh, negative Z, or whatever.
It was just that way, right?
Yeah, you said negative Z, wherever the fuck negative Z is.
I swear, I saw it like this way, did I not?
Open F3, open F3, just check negative Z.
Oh, I didn't see this way, I don't know.
Uh...
When do I just gotta have them now?
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know I saw, there it is.
Boom.
Um...
that's fine I think nice that's a good pearl yay good pearl yeah wait let's get
this could be a run remember you fucking alright sorry this won't be a
run just fucking just quit already block let's what the fuck I know it's
possible
got this
kid you want if you want to pvp play pvp pace play you kill the guys
and then you throw the other spawner where the stray is I was literally thinking about that
you're not gonna believe me
just fucking to huck it and get ready to block it
I'll kill it straight first, I'ma stay.
Nice.
Can we... can we craft beds?
Oh my god.
Honestly, yeah.
Okay, you can craft beds in the end if you want to like save time and you want to just play for PB.
Oh fuck it, play for PB here.
Make your portal now or blaze bed.
I think...
We can try risking not blaze bedding just to like, see if we get two drops.
I like that I like that
Make nice little make your beds now. I guess like
Like this is like a variance play yeah, you know good rates good rates
Make your beds fuck it
Never go in craft your no don't go in yet make your powder first because you want to overact the spawns
Place power and make your eyes make your eyes
Because we're still overacting spawn so it's like we didn't lose any time doing that really
And then we get six yeah, boom
boom holy fucking variants play no place bad I route we're out round oh my god
yeah
gorgeous I think perfect yep we're just yeah run like that's good yeah
I don't fucking know cuz I thought the eyes were good. I just send it. I'm saying your eyes were good, and you like didn't move so
Fuck it. We're gonna
It's bad unlucky go next
It is bad. Actually, I'm lucky. I actually lucky fires you back in I guess
I think the first measure was the one that has the error, but...
so 26 and we're just gonna whip a pearl this way maybe yeah yeah let's do this
and then we're looking at 212 26 we'll just help we'll just fucking know if I
fuck this on so it's just 26 go down yeah you can pop a steak quick I'm sure
you have a reason yeah fuck about you in case of the wither that would be hard
I'm ready to pearl. Finger on nine.
Finger on nine.
Okay, this is good. Boom. Let's do it.
Pour a lot. Pour a lot, baby.
If this fucking is desynced and some chudge shit...
I'm desynced, uh...
I mean, I just know I definitely need to move.
Ahhhh
God, check your boys, check your boys
1700
Oh, dig down possibly, it could possibly be on the roof
Yeah, you high-c counter, it's actually possible
It is still possible
I would go to like 15 y, like it's still technically possible
It could be super low, but that's fucking crazy
Wait, where did I- oh
Aw, fuck
I'm lucky. Oh, I guess
Wow, wow
You don't have that much of a decent either. It's like it's not that bad. I
Don't know I feel like your second eye looked fine
Should reset it fuck me. That's such a good pace too
No, this is fire cuz like you this is such a PB paste
I guess I just go up with the surface and fucking yeah, yeah, yeah like in a tournament
I think you like reset it, but I think this place Joe like it's like it's such a PB play
You can reset your bot now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah
Just throw one eye
And like you're so close them I just like fucking probably that'll
We get the hope that like we don't get breaks and we do that there's like you might not be able to navigate
what the fuck are we talking about just go throw another eye like move to this works
yeah ignore the nether child's shit
hopefully you don't have that many breaks if it's okay it's the only time you're away
you just run the overworld you have to i think you had a break so it just like has to be like a
fucking one i or something but oh wait i had two breaks oh i'm just sure you
have to break sure there's a third eye right
nope newt oh well never tell me the odds 1780 to 420
okay damn i can't believe i fucked that up that would have been such a fast run
learning experience yeah i didn't guess but like it looked i don't know i saw that you
I had the potential decent, but like it didn't look bad when you were doing it.
1784-20.
I guess it's just always stopped for longer.
It's once you left, I don't think you left eye, but I don't know.
You probably did.
It's just trapped at this point, bro.
I didn't fucking like...
I mean, you looked and fucking see it, but I probably just like blinked or something, bro. GG.
Bad blink.
What does it mean it's got to be here now?
You just get a 2I.
I get a 2I here by the way.
You're so stupid.
I don't know what the odds for 2I are.
Maybe like 20%.
Alright, well setting's fine.
Setting's same time as opponent.
Tiktok mode with 0-0, game 1 level, CT's, hitbox is off.
TikTok mode go could be that keep going
I couldn't that too. I'm gonna go this way like a top right here
And then left yep, and then try to just force one of these yeah, I think it's straight come on come on come on
Max win. Oh my god
Oh god. Wait.
I don't have much food.
Oh, that's awesome. Alright, let's fucking win this shit.
Take the flint seal off the off-hand, I'm really scared about that.
And then hitboxes.
True. Nice.
Oh shit. It's tight.
That's so funny.
I have fucking berries.
PBF into the perch.
fucking look for Insta look for Insta Insta Insta Insta
come on come on no it has to go like it now it has to go now it has to go now
you're not lucky I'm lucky don't look at her
I'm not I'm not I'm not I was gonna be so much faster eat the berries well they
give you half a hunger each man berries if you pearl you're gonna be in three
By the way, he only have 5 beds, potentially.
Uh, I have to go.
I have to get out of here.
Ah, shit.
Flip, you can't hit.
You have six beds.
Two of your beds.
You're fucking dirty, it doesn't matter.
That was so good.
Still.
Fuck.
Dude.
That could have been, like, literally at, what, 12, 30?
You try man, it's fucking awesome. I
Get like a 1230 maybe
You're muted or something. Oh
Lol, I said that could have been a 1230 maybe
No, that's
That's ridiculous
Well, we have to go one more. Yeah, you do it more
Dude, what a fucking run. I even hit the zero. Wow. You hit the zero the fuck
Get the zero oh my god, you're just fucking scam this guy
No, because I should have won anyway like let's be honest. Yeah, you should have won anyways
Recept my ninja brain bot
Yeah, I think I think fine breaks are like mid emeralds when you start losing games people hitting like zeros
Yeah, sounds right
Um, I don't know what I was going to say.
I mean, I looked like, maybe you de- like, de-synced an eye by, like, millisecond or something
because you looked like you standed still for long enough on both.
You probably didn't buy, like, tics or something.
Rainbow Lucas.
Maybe the strat is like, we invent a funny catchphrase or something, like count to like
two seconds in your head and then throw an eye.
So I can count to two.
Yeah.
need something else stick
do you think existing is so stupid by the way?
yeah, stupid
figure on six
village, blame oliver
unfortunately I don't think we can blame oliver for desyncs
this is the one thing we can't blame him for
let's fucking do this
marked, Savannah village
are you graveled?
gravel gravel in the looks in the river but yes for later more in the things
right here box with her here yes max win max win max win max win no killing
Gary yeah Gary we're not killing you have on the wall gravel on the wall
Holy shit!
Get your- get two wood.
Yeah, get your wood first.
Okay.
Easy seed.
Stone tools, bucket.
I guess you can make an iron shovel if you really want.
They don't matter too much.
Um, bucket?
Yeah, it's fine.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, can't do shoes, can't do shoes, can't do shoes.
Just bucket and then go mine the gravel and then put it in the ground.
and then go mine the gravel and then yeah there you go and then mine the wood from the woodhouse
just go like one of the houses and there's me if you start going to the house to your
right and start mining wood because like it's closer to the bed yeah like this oh this is
not a bad house wow this is like a fake 3x3 house
yeah just go up I guess
I don't think you know it could be food up here
I don't think you know
Don't forget your food
Oh, here girls. Boom. Easy. Go to this house for a bed potential
Boom ski I don't see a
lava
Me there you can have five or your mind needs for more vision and you look for lava
Don't see it
Just kind of head in the straight like head straight to the village and just kind of look through a five like this is good
I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. All the cameras. Yes! Wait, this is big. This
is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. Off hand breath. Nice. Um...
W overlap what the hell free
Go on on the bashing. Let's go
Put rainbow Lucas in that they're
That way maybe get some some some lava free wood
You know you get a few pieces. I wouldn't get more than the few just because we don't have a bashing. That's fine
What it's every fucking block on the way up this this this little hill
oh my god like what is this what the fuck I would trust this yeah just go this way
you can rescan again and like try to I guess it's still this way yeah it's like
through this crimson
to the crimson
surely
surely
it has to
it has to be
like a fake scan
it's potential and you can keep going through it
and then
it has to be like right down here
yeah if you don't see it
make your boat and your food
I see it.
Yeah, okay.
Thank god.
Cause like that was insane.
There's just like max distance.
Oof.
Oh.
I don't even know.
This looks like fucking how's your stables again.
I don't think it's treasure.
It could be bridge even.
Yeah, this is bridge.
Yeah, this is bridge.
Oh, okay.
Wait.
Oh fuck.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Just go to the chouse.
So go straight.
that built it you fucking rockin tank I don't know where I'm going
right there's no moves along your agility avoid this guy my jolly is 99
Holy foooot.
Holy foooot.
I think, uh, still have a right.
So we're crack smoking, for sure.
Yeah, we can craft some boots on the lips.
Well, I kind of haven't done crack smoking in a minute, erm.
It's okay.
I got it.
It can be decently scuffed, and we can still be fine.
Get the tiny bit more Nelorack, honestly, like a few more pieces.
Oh, you already boosted, I guess.
That should be enough with our wood.
Get the cracking tool back.
Alright, yeah.
Nice.
Kill it.
You know, I kill a lot of them.
They're bitching me.
Or you can just leave them in the dust.
Like, lobbing and just fucking...
Yeah, leave the lob there.
Okay, you got fucking shoved off to the pussy.
Okay, so we go here, here, here, up one, here, connect, here, here, break, block the
lot of sources, all of them, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, break, in, connect, break through
this netheract wall first so it's a kind of cringe.
If there's anyone here they'll come, then we go over here.
Go aggro at the hole.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
And do it with the warmer down as well
You eat while you're doing this
Yeah
Then we'll get these guys up maybe
If you can, yeah.
It's so annoying to do.
Ah, just fucking deal with this boy.
It's like Suncost Valacy.
Maybe? Maybe that doesn't?
Okay, whatever.
There's so many, though!
There is so many.
If you aggro at the top, this should work.
Surely?
Oh my god, I did it.
Oh, he's gone.
No, dumb fox! Let's figure it out!
Yeah, there you are.
Nice.
You want gold? You gotta go down.
Good job. Good boy.
Okay.
Uh...
Go away.
Uh...
I don't have any trust.
Do you know where the foil is now?
Yes.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Okay, let's see the flag.
I think you just skate on the back of the triple. So like open your jumpboards, don't even loot anything.
Yeah.
One, two, three, four.
So, thirteen.
Yeah.
Now it's we're gonna go seventeen. Oh fuck.
Uh...
We gotta just go...
to the back to the go okay go to the fucking reset reset
16 no no so let me go over here and 17 what
oh you need a little diagonal you're gonna you went to the sign instead of the
I am also
Go to 13 then
Huh? 13?
I'm 16
And then go to diagonal
Like here?
And now, yeah, and then go to 17
Oh, I see what I did wrong, LOL
You better go negative Z
I look fungus
I see what I did wrong, I'm a dumb fucking bonobo
Okay, now we're gonna have to
There's some looting
Pearls are good, string, we need more string
And then we need a
Fire us, fire us.
Oh, one more, I think.
Okay.
Yep, we're out. That's it.
I'll keep the arrows, I suppose.
Yeah, I might as well keep the fucking two.
I'm going to say negative Z, right?
Just this way, yep.
If you go up, you can get to the terrain.
Like, if you build up.
You can use your wind too.
This will find me a lot of wind.
Uh-huh.
And then...
What the fuck?
Negative Z.
Let's go, I mean, could open, I'll go to your right, maybe? Yeah, like down there?
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, would you like to open there?
Yeah, yeah.
This looks kinda legit, you know.
Oh, what the glowstone is, wait, glowstone opens even more if you're left.
Yeah, just go through here, and then see where you're right again.
Boom.
Quick.
Quick.
Quick.
Oh, yeah.
Wait a minute.
There you go.
You can go up, Pearl.
Just get ready to block glitch.
Well, that's bad.
Whoa!
Oooooooo! He's fucking nasty!
Flag?
Errrm...
Maybe?
Yeah.
I don't fucking know, honestly maybe.
If it's not here, just instant turn back.
Yeah, then go to your right.
Unlucky?
Somewhere if you're right, I don't fucking know.
Like maybe what past I see I think it's like all over yeah, yeah, yeah, you need to go like far
little squeaky
Right there. Yeah. Oh, they can do the other spotter. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that one is so much better
Alrighty good, that's no string
Yeah, we need the bed. We need the bed now. I want a bed now. You have one orange bed.
I do. It's okay though. This is not awful. I forgot you have reset. That's kind of a
stupid freaking thing, no? Yeah, you dropped it on you. Before they spawn. Before they spawn.
I threw out all my soul sand, okay?
That's okay.
I hit 10 with 9 points.
I only have to build it.
This is like that.
Yeah, I don't even know that guy.
I just one rod.
I have enough to build this.
Yeah, don't even know that guy.
I have enough to build this.
You have this fucking wood and you can use it to cry out of the honestly.
I don't want to say cry out.
Stop fucking shooting at me before I get really angry.
That's like decent.
Wait, can I like...
I'll get too greedy.
We should maybe do some inventory management.
I like that.
you like three stacks of gravel and get rid of like almost all of them
I lost a bomb
Help!
I don't like this guy
I don't like this guy
I don't know if anyone's gotten a fucking rod yet
He has
Like surely I can like save?
I'll just really forelock to this, see if it'll end now, then after you just feel if you do
a little bit of crafties, fuck it, crying obby, here we go, bed, good, and then we make this,
overlap, W overlap, yeah, and then throw out more, like two more slots of items, and then
like a bang bang and then we'd like now I suppose
you know I need your arm
I'm kind of clean with it
I've got a drop of rock on the lava, I'm really sad
yup
I like really made sure I didn't fucking move that time that's good
smart
I'm gonna go down there you up
yeah I have three seats left 11 blocks just gonna go hell yeah
Yeah.
If I hit wall, I'm going to back up a tiny bit.
Yeah, I'm just going to back up a tiny bit.
I'm sure that I can see that.
Yeah.
That'll work.
This is just awful and ugly.
That's okay.
It's good.
What?
You can know that's fine.
That's fine.
You commit.
You commit.
you go to 47
317
that's fine
47?
487 minus 317
it's a different ring
holy shit
as far as fuck, no
I need 2 more rods
you have 2 more rods down
yeah
2 more rods?
yeah
I tried bowdye, my shit was a bug and I don't know what was going on there, the virus?
I need one more, unless I go on fucking.
You can try to go behind the blade and head him in, yeah.
Oh he's just up, he's just up.
Oh wait, I clutched?
He's right.
Interesting.
Little piece of shit, didn't get funny.
Nice punch.
Dude, I'm just like, I'm drooling on myself.
Give me a rod!
Get a better box on your bar as well, like, like brick. I know you have like two of them, but just fuck it.
Surely I get a rod here. Like I'm actually doing it.
Yeah, minus 44 an angle.
Alright, minus 44? So this way.
That way, yeah.
Go there and go more to your right and rip the pearl. What are these fucking cords on that? Yeah, that's insane
You're going to a different ring
Yeah, just go all the way this way and pearl there that's perfect
Then we're going to 486 minus 318 what the fuck
We just like swimming in lava here or what?
I don't even know, yeah, screw it up.
Fuck, let's change them.
486 minus 318, almost there.
You wanna go to 487 minus 317.
We wanna go to the one that has a chance of hitting both offsets.
47 minus 317.
47 minus 317, run this way.
Eat some bread.
How much fire is this low? I have no idea.
47 minus 317.
Minus three seven yeah, 47
No, there's nobody that is not the intended fire is I don't know. Oh, no, you have none you have none
It's good right here
There's like no way this is the intended portal, but you know are the hidden stronghold, but like what can you do?
Oh, there this is neck and neck a little bit
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm so fucking lucky, make me guys, literally never punished
by the way.
Fucking go, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Never punished.
I actually never, it's actually kind of disgusting though.
That's beautiful.
Wait, wait, wait, what if I like got creepy with it again like it get rolls in your bar before you do this
And they have like 14 eras, yeah, just use them wisely
Nice dude, I hate crossbows
I'll hit it, yeah.
Okay, you can crawl down after the shot.
Yeah, that's good. That's really good at you.
You're gonna send it to that on your plane.
Fucking what the fuck it first by the way, I go
Slam a bit
What is this?
You know fire as you die you have to you get to you get to you. Well, okay
The ax a little bit
You fucking had it!
If you committed to it there, you would have had it for sure.
How many guns?!
You five beds, you five beds, you five beds, you five beds.
You're right.
Aw, you have a one-sided memory.
Yeah, you might have still lost.
Yeah, I think so.
That's crazy.
No, you probably would have won by a few seconds.
That's crazy.
Damn, bro.
Walk.
the
you still in the wrong way while half bowing?
that would happen
I couldn't even tell you were you fucking pearl honestly
I just think you're the right way you might have been on the wrong side of the end but I mean
it didn't really
change that much
you were on the wrong side I know that I'm lucky unlucky alright good sesh yeah
bad alright so you win tomorrow yeah of course alright I'll see you tomorrow yep
All right.
Peace out.
Try not to have a bad headache, I have a really fucking bad headache.
I have to get off.
I have a very bad headache.
What time tomorrow I'll be live early like two maybe a little before two Eastern like 12 hours from now ish
All right
I'm gonna go eat and drink some water and hang out of bed
5 Hours of Slop Thank You For Nothing
Let's check your fucking logs.
First time- two days ago your first message, your stream puts me to sleep.
Next day, this Minecraft era is so boring please kill me.
The next day, aka today, chat is Minecraft like the most boring game ever.
L. 5 Hours of Slop Thanks For Nothing.
You provide nothing of value.
I want you to know that.
If you vanish tomorrow, nobody would care.
I just want you to be aware of this.
Lock the fuck in and become a better person by tomorrow.
Understand?
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
I am.
I'm an anonymous. Why?
Why?
All right, everybody
I'll see you tomorrow peace out y'all have a good one