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MID OFFS DAY 1 WINNER POV READY TO EFFORTLESSLY DOMINATE AND WOW THE MASSES!!!
02-20-2026 · 7h 25m
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It's hot
Yo
Just roll out of bed. No, bro. I fucking showered. I went to Wawa. I got food
Let me just roll out of bed dog. I didn't even sh- I didn't shit though. That might be a problem. I'm muted
Why would you even fucking lie to me? I'm banning you but bad vibes already come back in five minutes
Why the hell are you live at this hour?
I'm tilted, I'm tilted, I'm tilted.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Smart.
You stream, let's go.
Looking extra cute in this lighting.
Thank, I see that's the kind of vibes I...
I need this kind of vibe.
I shaved head you want to feel my smooth face no not really but I'm glad you shaved bro
I'm sure you're looking good.
Biii Biii.
Diii Diii Diii.
Thank you bro, I am gonna win. I'm gonna have to warm up a bit.
Um...
Because usually my first game on...
fucking sucks.
We'll see what happens.
I haven't shit though guys.
This might be a problem.
What if I have to shit mid run?
Smart.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Get the diapers, I'm out, I'm out of diaper.
I don't have any depends left, bro.
I don't have any depends.
Smart.
Good luck today, Makers Proud.
I will, I will.
Fix your hair, it looks t-
Bro, it's wet, I just showered.
I literally showered,
Got out of the shower and then went to Wawa.
Got some food. I have a coffee.
I haven't pooped again. I'm gonna reiterate like 20 times.
You look like a wet rat.
I just farted. It's over.
What does that even mean, bro? I'm not pooping in the chair.
Hi chat chat. So cute. Yo, it's a freshman Senpapi Juanito and bro
Daddy makes the 75 months and mr. Morgz Kyle smiley
The samson air balloon janky hanshu climo koi ruburn
Well, thanks everybody
Okay, unironically I think my first round matchup might be the hardest though
I'm not really sure
because apparently saps is doing some freaky shit and then if I win then it's
Ludwig and then Evo and Bitsul might be pretty good just got clapped by Abrams
seeing you go live made it worse thanks bro now word on the street is saps was
practicing you got this king we all be the um zero cycle
Is that real news?
Is that real news?
Like, 1 out of 40 if you get the right one?
Yeah, that's the thing about ZeroCycle.
Cycle is that everyone's always practicing zero cycle you're you're fucked, but like dude zero cycle
There's so many different variations of zero cycle and they're like all of varying degrees of difficulty
What is a zero cycle take a seat on my lap, let me show you something
something. Take a seat on my lap. What the fuck? I just clicked- I searched up a month-
here we go. So normally when you go to the end, you wait for the dragon to perch. That's
called a one cycle, what I do. I wait for the dragon to perch and then I throw the
beds on the thing and then I blow it up and I win. That's a one cycle. Zero cycle,
You don't wait for the perch.
You go to the dragon.
Now this!
Now this is some freak shit.
Okay?
One cycling is a lot more RNG.
Ah, yeah, kind of.
Right, top clutch though.
You can do that? Okay.
But the issue is, like I said, there's like 40 variations to one cycling.
And they're all of varying degrees of difficulty.
I would never get a tattoo sorry I would never get one
Oh wow.
Crazy.
What is an S Fam Band by Ogren Y perd by Ogren YAHO.
Wait, Ludwig banning super TFU out?
Richest guy here by the way.
Working class?
Richest guy here by the way.
He yelled that I got scared, you want me to take care of him?
I'll take care of him.
I'll take care of business.
Yo, so, my pop-fist, that's what I'm on Prime, and uh, Gorilla, and SlimBang, and Seb, and
Hashto, and Slice and Dice, and my kids call me Dad, it doesn't make sense, uh, aboozer,
and Bandit, and Bubblegum, and Toxic Simo.
Everybody egg and flamingo and Gresham. Anybody want to know what I ate?
What's that what I ate?
Breakfast quesadilla with a little bit of of a little bit of mac and cheese and now I'm drinking a coffee
Just straight slop?
Bro, how's a breakfast case like this slop?
It's egg, cheese, bacon, and tortilla.
What's so bad about that?
Are you going for MCSR rank one?
That's funny.
That's a good one.
I like that.
That's a good one.
Okay, mid-offs!
People are asking me to last and chat.
It is a Minecraft speedrunning event with streamers and stuff that I was asked to play
in by Tubbo.
He's hosting it.
I have, today's day one, potentially, I mean I have three days of it.
If I win my first game today, that's all I'm playing, one game, but it's a double elimination bracket.
So if I lose my first game, I also have to play in the loser's bracket a little bit later.
I'm match 7 of the day.
No, match 8. Sorry, excuse me. I'm match 8 of the day, and currently, they are on match 4.
I'm gonna fucking twist you like a pretzel did you see Tubbo glazing you I did see a
a clip of Tubbo looking at my liquid pedia and not realizing how good I was at well
I am. Let me not fucking downplay myself. How good I am!
I have to work here in the game, but good luck King.
Yo, it's our brain next time, six months real.
Garden next time, seven month prime.
Amandra next time, 20 bits.
Lucoban next to the four month prime and Seb as well.
The clip, um...
Let me just go to Tubbo.
on twitch and then let me go to videos and then let me go to recent broadcasts
is it this hundred DPS in overwatch wait back back more holy holy holy holy
stats what the hell this is in ranked this is in ranked that's a 1549 in
ranked that's a gold three oh my goodness gracious me I'm not jerking myself
I don't even think I paid him to say this shit
sure you can call me Lil Chungus whoa he's he's good he's good wait guys
Question, how good was Super TF at Overwatch?
Because in my mind, like Johnny is always telling me about how he's top 500 DPS in Overwatch.
Is that like the same for Super TF? Or is he like actually good? Or is he Johnny? You know?
He was on a protein! Oh my god!
I did not pay him man. Oh my god. I did not pay him. I fear I didn't do much research.
I fear I didn't do much research because everyone was just telling me like, no dude, he would
be awesome for bit offs. And I was like, okay, well, everyone says so, sure. You know?
Girl, he is not mid. Oh my god. This is turning into Chungus offs very quick. By the way,
Okay, separate from my little chungus.
And then I think he goes, yeah, he goes into the liquepedia here, but...
I like how confused he sounds.
No way.
No way.
What the fuck?
You know this clip by heart? No, it was someone like this to me yesterday, man.
Like, what do you mean, I know it by heart?
what the fuck
young tf
Anyways.
Anyways, God, SuperTF is so cool, isn't he?
I can't make it so cool.
Oh God, I can't make it.
Where are the mouse settings?
Um, sense of difficulty should be 5.5, but other than that, it's right.
Oh, 6.7.
I didn't realize.
Still 800 dpi?
Yeah, bro.
Guys, I told you this.
1600 dpi but I had to change it because I
Swear it's bad for your wrist just for like casual
like computer use
Like moving your mouse around on like your desktop or just going on like you know twitch or Twitter or whatever good
It's like so fast
Will it not be easier no a lot of people have this misconception that for some reason that a higher sense
Is better for your wrist that is not true
That is not true
because
It requires more like
What's the what I'm looking for?
Precision on like your your your your wrist is so much more tight and like you know what I mean
It's much more straining on your wrist because you you're the adjustments you have to do are so tiny and precise
Whereas if you had a lower sense
It's more open you know what I mean
Also, I have this fucking current mid-off smash up
What is happening here, bro?
We're looking at 45 minutes here
Yeah, that's a good one.
What's happening in this one?
Oh my god, dude. Oh my god.
This is so intense.
Oh my god, this match.
Yeah, he's building up now
to break out these crystals.
They both died in the end?
Oh no.
I'm not smurfing
to stroke my ego.
I'm not even smurfing, bro.
Straight to things have happened.
Yeah.
things have in fact happened if you put two blocks in front of it then you
Vodra there's
stuff fall down and might be saveable. Oh geez.
Oh my god she's going to play it. She's going with six beds and if she doesn't
play it. Okay listen guys all I'm saying is if you've never Minecraft speedrun
before even if you've played a Minecraft it's a lot different. There's a lot you
have to keep track of and a lot of like things you have to do. Like it's
actually not easy I promise you it is not easy I've just been run awkward of
time in Super Mario 64 this shit ain't nothing okay well sort of Clint Stevens
And when he was speedrunning Minecraft, he fucking drooled all over himself, okay?
Stop walking to the fire.
Hooray, score.
Oh, I wasn't even looking.
If these are the average players in this turn, your match is going to be behind you on versus
The the person that I go against today apparently has a zero cycle that they can do
So
We'll see what happens bunny girl. Thanks for once 10 p. Thanks. That's what it's cheese and the side this one bits
Actually, am I still the highest rank on the leaderboard? Yes
Which sit are you picking? Fnafball pit, Fungorship pit, MC Piglin pit, or Supert-Fairy armpit?
HowTubber was talking about Super.
HowTubber was talking about Super?
There he is, Patrick Mahal. He's been through it all, right? He's seen it all.
He probably took a look at that pro from C.K. Stroud and said,
I've got one of those in me tonight. It's gonna be that kind of night. Let's go. Let's go
I mean one of the most competitive guys we have
God bro fucking Chris Collins worth oh
My god, they have an axolotl plushie. What do I get one of those?
me and your mom are in bed watching the stream and we just like that's our boy
Holy blue heart emoji, our Matthew.
Hi, Super and Chat.
I am kind of sick of everything.
Should I quit my job and gamble my life savings?
Probably not.
Probably not.
But if you are going to, you should learn to card count.
I'm not gonna get arrested for doing it, they'll just kick you out.
can you go live on so I can watch on my TV yeah it's not even cheating it's just
they don't want you to win tropical fish emoji because the way it's so fucked
because if you actually know how it works like when you like count cards
in blackjack you're like when you have such a high I forget what the actual
But like once it's like heavily in your favor you have to bet so much money
To take advantage of the tiny tiny edge in your favor less than three and you can still lose
It's kind of fucked
Yeah, and then the pit boss removes you exactly
How do you know this bro? I watched like 25 videos on people secretly recording themselves in casinos at the blackjack table counting cards
And like explaining it
It's pretty good, okay, why?
You know Plaguell and Bards that fix this fix the resubs of little neo and Saturn and die fieldy and yo-yo and nerpo pop
Thanks everybody
Wait, someone said New Year clocks, what's happening?
I think it's every day at noon, but...
Torch versus Wrench, huh?
Ass versus ass?
I don't know.
Wrench maybe?
Wrench maybe?
No, this is a mid-off.
This is actually a mid-off.
What does Wrench do?
When he hits them with his Wrench, he builds a little turret.
Wait, hold on.
Wrench is kind of inting.
Going to the one place that he shouldn't be going.
Wrench uses it- she her pronouns by the way. Oh my fault.
That's not bad.
Dude, Wrench is so chopped. Wait a minute.
Oh my god wrench is so bad wrench is so bad she is so bad
I'll figure it out eventually.
My girl failure wrench.
Yo Frito, thanks for the one prime, miss or nerpo, thanks for the eight months.
I think I said thanks, you get two thanks.
Good for you.
Thadia, thanks for the one prime, fifth shade of grey, apply it a little, thanks for the
twenty bits, senior jink, thanks for the one prime.
Super, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out this morning, so I will be watching
you from the couch while recovering.
Oh wow!
Good luck, king.
Also, my girlfriend thinks you're a funny little man.
I think it's Shade of Grey's girlfriend.
And it's Shade of Grey.
Any headache today?
No, I feel better.
I ate, I drank water, I slept, I took a shit.
Actually, my sleep wasn't even that great.
If you like watching videos, you should check out
Salty Beton, which you're on now.
I woke up at 7 or something, and I
I needed to piss really bad, so I pissed.
And then I just like had such a hard time
falling back asleep.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hopefully I'm fine.
You know, Blidy thinks the 200 bits, bro.
Look, watch these, you check out SaltyBit on Twitch or on their website.
Is this a fucking gambling promotion?
What is SaltyBit?
Uh, huge man, JetDix, the prime stuff as well.
Thank you, bro.
SaltyBit?
Wait, is it actually gambling?
It's fake gambling.
Oh.
Wait, slamgief versus piplops 7th evolution?
What the fuck is this, bro?
Reversal?
When are you playing?
Two-ish hours?
Ish?
Ish, it's your birthday looking awesome today king meow ish
Um, I'm after Ludwig's match. Yes
Hop on deadlock guys, I gotta practice my opponent is actually good
Good.
Ludd's playing now.
No, no, no, no.
He's not.
He's not.
No, he's not.
Okay, Twitch is pissing me off.
Okay, never mind.
I fixed it.
I mean, it still kind of pisses me off.
Bro, there's like this thing that's like stuck on the, you are allowed to co-stream
Tubbo's broadcast, but I can't get rid of it if I'm in, like it's just stuck there.
How do I like get that off my screen?
Ah, thanks, loves!
It's been a hard year for so far.
Thank you for steaming and thank you, Chet, for being awesome.
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Wait, speaking of Deadlock, I saw this tweet, brother shit, so funny.
Anybody see this one?
Saw Ecstasy Streaming Deadlock, so I tap in the stream.
Not only does he have Ricochet's second item.
He's dying.
What is this guy doing bro?
What is this guy doing?
reply to it quote tweet wait hold on
hey friends that I'm actually showing deadlock
technically sure only does that a ricochet an item a bina creeps okay one
I was dying the creeps, but I said fish I can't go it and to
Tell me you're low. Tell me you are low ranking whether you're low ranking buddy
I am I sure you I play his game for a month, right? And I'm about I'm probably at this guy's ranking
you give me two weeks and wipe past you on the wife because you're you're you're a
follow-up you you you play the builds you get because you don't understand the game
fundamentally in the fundamentals I am new to the game and I've been a part of the
game yo okay so I'm gonna say something that you won't let them my favorite white
I don't care
This game is I go to two, okay
And into a two yet PA and battle fury at W
This character is basically PA and ricochet is battle theory answer answer
And the story you don't get Rick doesn't matter
Will not explain this
This is Battle Fury.
It's not like Battle Fury.
You rush it, you farm the jungle.
What about it?
It's that simple.
I don't give a shit.
Did you make a look at my souls per minute at the end of the game?
I was insane, buddy.
Ah, thanks.
Legit, don't speak on this or he'll target you next.
You're an investment spiker.
I don't- I- I don't- I don't- I don't, I don't- I don't know who-
Sorry, I just- I just saw, This picture of Jinxie really threw me off here
What the fuck?
I don't- I don't know who he fucking is
I'm not fighting yet- I'm not I don't-
It's a joke scare
What the-
Is this real?
Who are you calling a monkey?
I'm a Santa Claus
I hate this video It's just not funny, I'm sorry
Sorry.
Take this!
Let's get to the primals!
Bro, I forgot how small they originally made the points. That's so funny.
Shut up, fucking fake Winston.
what is this no he's on the drifter don't do it i knew what he was gonna do before i even
fucking played the clip I just knew it sorry man no
smart good luck in mid-off super also what skin are you making love the
Oh, I forgot about that watch the full clip but with full clip
It's not it guys. It's an eight second clip. What do you got this king?
It's eight seconds, yo
Sorry, man. What do you mean fucking keep watching it? Hello? Oh
Here we go, so the reply here we go
Having your up. At least I can give my stream of my money
Sorry, I might be seen frozen, darling.
Nah, it's good.
It's fixed.
Does silver bars work?
Oh, hell no.
Is he using like the top search like tracklock.gg builds?
got speed suit
i mean it fixed, i mean it did fix, no?
wait did you see the ricochet second buy? no i didn't see that actually
wait maybe someone linked that one? maybe we look at that one?
Okay, Super, do you know Baby Keen?
He's Kendrick Lamar's cousin and knew album yesterday kind of fire.
May you-
Yeah, I saw, I saw, I mean, I know, I know Baby Keen.
Um, but...
That may have to wait, unfortunately.
Uh...
No...
Thanks to Five on Prime, uh...
QQ, thanks to the 14 months, and Jinji, and Sauray, and Peter Pan, and Skelliot, and Yemencraft.
Super big toast.
little kids just to scalp the Pokemon vending machine yeah I had to I'm getting
on Minecraft early we got a fucking I gotta warm up I mean I have some time but
I don't want to fucking drool on myself
Hit emerald, it would be aura.
Now fruit is busy with uh, with uh, scar, because scar lost so he has to play the Losers
bracket match.
Cause they like split the um, yeah, don't worry about it.
Get your other coach.
I don't know where he is, man.
Wait, you know what?
Hold on.
I think I saw something.
I need to double check if I saw this.
This motherfucker needs to be tried.
Look at Boosfer's title.
I taught my students all I could.
Your title? Don't piss me off.
What is wrong with my title? Wait...
I'm wearing a super reason.
He's really, he's really caught it wrong.
My students are ready bro, what do you mean?
Scar almost won his match, you know?
So yeah, it looks like, they didn't have any late picks here, so.
Yo, super, you better win your match bro.
Probably going to be making the way down, so.
Yeah, how are you losing after all I taught you bro?
Yeah, that's just heavy chess.
It's really impressive, unless both of these players have learned to do brutes on a...
Well it's not my fault that when I suggest to my students, yo, let's run some games,
and then they say, no thank you, I want to play Sun's Overwatch, and then...
We don't have to hear the rest of this story.
Bro, I've been practicing a lot, and the one time I want to...
I don't want to hear it, man.
I don't want to hear it man actually let me do something real quick.
I just want to make sure I have the one, I need to make sure I have the crack smoker
root down.
I know Donkey Kong.
Alright for right triple under.
Let me just check this real quick.
So you get the gold.
I just want to make sure I have crack smoker down.
You can tell it's left or right, tripled by these.
Come through here.
What are these terms?
I don't know why they're,
I don't know why they're called what they are, okay?
It's Donkey Kong and Crack Smoker.
You can stir a few gold.
Donkey Kong kinda makes sense.
I don't know why it's called Crack Smoker.
So one, one, two, then bridge up, break this.
Then break this block.
Block these off.
Then you go one, two, three.
One, two, three.
Jump up.
Then above the stair.
Break in, break the block.
Get a gold block down.
I got it.
Then start spamming a bit of gold.
I got it.
Connect this, then run to this hole, break the block.
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Guys, what fashion do I struggle with the most?
Is it housing?
No, it's, maybe it's treasure on the lobes.
Maybe it's just treasure.
I don't actually know.
Kick a lot of big skin?
Ah, shit, bro.
I don't know what to do about that, though.
Um, hold on.
Give me a second.
I'm busy.
Guys, I don't think Kirk T.F. is the play.
I'm just going to be honest.
I want to see like I just
What is that?
Oh my god
Yeah, we lost.
for you didn't teach me anything and this guy this spells pot like
There we go, that's how much we get.
Fuck off!
Stupid fucking pigs!
Sponsor taking money from the days of soon doing I love the way Brian says that doing
Getting the pit that's supposed to be good. I am good by the way
You're gonna embarrass us guys I'm really fine by the way
I'll literally be fine
Now if it comes down to a one-cycle and it's the one-cycle that saps nose and he hits it
like that's just I'm sorry that's just unlucky like it is what it is he deserves the win
you know what I mean I just like literally one of those things what can you do did I
I hate those stupid people who are like, I'm gonna slaughter you!
Aaaand they took out Vendington.
And we'll just check for like obby, gold, whatever I need, and the chesticles.
Obviously it's a- it's not- it's not like a grand scene, so we're not gonna have enough
obby, but like, bro, why'd they fuckin' make this metal music like so crazy?
Housing I think is actually not too bad. I think I just gotta like start up here. We'll go in the pit.
Oh my fucking max win on Abbe, you know?
You can just go down here.
I think the most important thing is not dying, I agree.
Like if I don't die, I think I have a- what's happening?
I think I have a pre- can you stop?
Oh my!
That's a lot of good piggies.
Can you call us that?
What's wrong with you, bro?
It's kind of like...
You have to re-drop the gold.
Okay, I'll pick all this up. Let me go down here.
You guys make scary noises, but we don't like pig noises.
And now it's time to sort my inventory break break and then we're gonna go in
here and then I'm with on you I don't need that only that I don't need that I
don't need that that that that I don't need that that I don't need that that
okay hello my good little piggies what do we have today
I'm just fucking gone! I'm actually gone!
Very good!
You always miss string and chess bro. It's just so hard man like it's so hard to keep
track of everything guys you don't get it. Okay minus one. It's really not okay well
Fineberg says it is and he's fucking way better than everyone here
So I don't want to hear it
Donkey Kong Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong. Never seen my craft I could be goaded you could be goaded but
you're not fineberg so
Oh my god, we have so many pigs.
There's even more down there.
Why am I going to get them because I have so many research here?
The string arrows.
I'll take the crossbow.
Check back this way.
Pig middle left.
Wait, there's a sick jump here that they taught me and I kind of forget it, wait let me see if I can do it.
You like sprint off of like...
Okay.
That's just not it.
Oopsie, oopsie!
Yo! Get back in the pit!
Oh my god!
Okay, we're good.
I mean, I have everything I need.
Well, technically I can get more off, but...
Press Q on the gold ingots in the crafting menu to drop them faster when crafting from
blocks.
No, there's like a cool jump you can do, but I don't remember how to do it.
You like sprint off of like...something.
Fuck.
Left side?
Bro, there's no block on the left side.
Oh, there it is!
It's kind of cool.
It looks dumb because this is here, but if I break this, check it out.
just hold space. It's automatic. Kind of cool. Now I messed up there. Dude, I'm looking at
chat. This is someone in chat's fault. I need to ban somebody.
Do you know how to route four and handle blaze as well, says Boosfer?
Is this not like a day one question?
Is this guy trolling?
Do you know how to route- are you fucking griefing?
Oh, this guy's trolling.
The coach may be a chud, oh not may be a chud, is a chud.
King chud, they're calling him.
I think that's all the gold here, and it is.
A little bit.
Blame Oliver for that one, even though this isn't an Oliver production.
We'll blame Oliver anyway.
Chud's together strong.
I'll go piggy just drop down somewhere, did I?
Let's go piggy.
Now while they do this, I go up and I'm going to...
I hate stables.
I just get lost all the time.
Are you guys angry at me?
What's happening?
Yo, dickhead! Pick up the gold!
Like, bro, how do I always get lost and stable? I don't get it.
They call me a noob or what then you would go up here
I'm angry with you. Why am I mad at boost fur? What? What are we typing?
What are we typing? Wait did I not change my game to Minecraft? This guy's really just going to chase me all the way.
No? Oh.
At GROC can you change my game category to Minecraft?
But it is changed. Why'd you guys lie to me? I did change it.
I'll check on my speed. What if I do one of these?
Hold on. Check this out.
Oh, why is speed bridging so hard?
Why is it so hard?
Wait, what, go at a 45 degree angle and hold S and D slash A.
So, 45 degree angle, S and D slash A, 45 degree angle,
Oh, that is easier.
Practice preemptives?
That shit's chopped, bro.
the fruit on that. Actually, it's just chopped. Like, I mean, I could do it. Eight. Entity
distance f3 shift 0 0 0 game renderer level entities I don't have jingle open
oh geez Louise I don't have jingle open jingle in the open ninja brain bot
Fucking tiktok mode, all right um like I don't know what I'm looking for I
Kind of always forget what I'm looking for
Wait hitbox is off
Like that I think is good like like
Like
Can we go mid to the right?
Okay.
Wait, I hear them.
I heard them.
But how do I get there?
Wait, guys, I'm a preemptive fucking champion.
I can do it.
Oh, yeah, subtitles wait, how do I do this I have to go to
My configs standard settings
Um.
control f oh that's music oh yeah that's good right
We'll have to restart the game.
Oh, FLV effects.
True.
FLV...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Oh.
That's not standard settings.
Is that an MCSR setting?
Accessibility?
Bang!
Does this work now?
I
Here we go
Off-rides, how's everyone chat saying yes, I didn't get this but I was like busy with fucking like fruit and whatever
So I didn't I couldn't really respond
Basically, I don't know how this works all I know is that we're looking for certain spikes because of the way that the game
Like this pie chart basically tells you a bunch about the game
I don't really get it
I'm not gonna pretend to get it, but you're looking for a certain spike because it'll show you where the spawner is in the end portal room
basically
Um
I don't think any of these look good to me though. Am I crazy?
Yeah, I'm not seeing any
Maybe here look at these days, but still really enjoyed the streams good luck with my turny King
What the fuck is going on here?
So maybe we should go down mid and left?
And then like...
Yeah, okay.
Guys, the run it down mid strat works every time.
That is what it is.
Like, why ever do preemptive?
Like, if I just do it, if I go to a new road, world road quick?
Like, check this out.
Let's not do preemptive. I'm running it down mid.
Bro, I think there's a little bit of method to my madness though.
Like I really do think if you want to get the fastest time possible truly, the run it
down mid-strat is undefeated.
I'm not kidding, by the way.
Like, obviously it's RNG, but like...
Now, okay, this is an example of why you should preemptive, yes.
This is a good example of why, granted.
Um...
maybe like maybe it is up this way and then nothing oh I hit boxes on motherfucker motherfucker
I feel like it is me I don't know bro I don't know I don't get it I don't get it
it's hard it's so hard
What is this, man?
Can we like, like, let's put sure a little...
Oh my god.
Wait, for FLV and distortion, if I can click the book...
Look for extra options.
Super on match day guys, I literally got it. Chill on me.
So I'm gonna rank him I'm doing it
Doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it
Get boost for the coach what really said it boost for oh, no I look in discord
I see boost for his typing. Oh, no. Oh hell no
Bro everyone's played village so far. I think I might have to bin village just to mix things up a bit
I
Have ruined portal and shipwreck, huh?
What the fuck is this shipwreck bro?
Where's the fucking- oh my god.
Really good Sark's to seed actually.
Not really good for me.
good.
Flaying just like Booster taught you.
Let's get like right here maybe.
And then I'm going to put this on.
That should be a lot of wood.
Seventeen wood? Oh yeah, give me that.
Let me have to make...
Can I make an axe shovel bucket?
Yeah, I can.
Wait, I already have a bucket. What else do I need? Nothing.
uh oh f1 uh okay red and then i'm just gonna burn you alive because it's funny
and then that i don't know why i don't need to have any doors boat uh throw this out this
this this all right let's go find my thingy
it shouldn't be too far from the shipwreck
Take off the thorns? Does that actually fuck you bad?
Hurts the pigs.
Right.
Well, maybe they shouldn't hit me first and it wouldn't be a fucking problem.
Everything about that?
Oh, where's my gravel? Oh, I have fluke steal.
What? What the f... What is this? Can I... No, no, this is troll. This is troll. No,
this is bad. This is so bad. Get me out of here. How do you get hot stuff? Well, I got
of two but maybe it's the same thing I did.
Now this is Goose first fault for sure.
I think it's not even really up for debate.
It's actually kind of unlucky, but whatever.
I could have been so much better if I didn't get fucked by that first one.
F3 was my display, it's this way, can I see it, oh it's right there, okay, that's my terrain
look, manageable.
That is a bastion, I don't know what kind of bastion, maybe stables, maybe housing,
50-50.
It's certainly something I don't know much food which is kind of scary but
Is this stables or housing? Like I don't know how to tell.
Wait, this is housing, right?
So...
Um...
Chill on me, guys! Chill on me, y'all!
I can brow two pussies.
They're so raw, they just fucking growl, I know, they're kind of creeps now.
I could probably fix my volume settings a little bit, but I don't know.
Oh!
Oh, my inventory is such a fucking disaster right now.
Oh, hello. Thank you.
Alright, we got this inventory management. This is actually a disaster class. Hold on.
Oh my!
Okay, what the hell, I need you, you, you, you, you, you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, you, you.
Sounds like a kid won't be doing sex.
What the hell do I need? Some soul speed boots are good, so this, this, this.
I need some more pearls. How's my string looking?
Oh, I'm good. I'm actually out. I just need some maybe one more fire as I'm going.
I'm gone. Okay, we're actually gone. Give me the apple though. I need that. I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone
I'm gone. I don't know where the fortress is. Do I see it? If I go gigawatt, I do see it actually
Let's go to there. Oh hell no
Uh, give me a better block.
Huge.
I'm gonna fill the stray, but there's like two strays here.
Of course my fucking rod is up top, why would it not be?
Okay, where are my spawners, anybody?
Right here, right in the bucket.
Give me my chicken.
Any techin' enjoyers?
Um, nope, wrong one.
You gotta go here, here.
Uh, where's my wool?
Uh, I need to throw out some garbage.
You, you, you, you.
Garbage, garbage, garbage.
I don't need this much soul sand.
bed me I don't have any good blocks to I kind of fucked up but I can just do
dude one two then we'll go bang bang
many rods I have six I don't need to fucking do this action I'm just going
one actually. W overlap? More overlap?
Let's build up a little bit.
Oh yeah, Mouse, really?
No, yeah, I love that.
Great.
Go left one block, okay so we got double break on that, awesome.
Okay, every one of those eyes broke or what?
Three eyes broke or something?
I have to go back and I need two rods so we're going to 129, which is this way negative 94
And I'm going to be the salt
This will blow this up because I got kind of fucked
Okay, I need two rods
One
Oh, yeah, that was good you're really good at this game, bro, but the fuck's your issue
One rock, one rock. Go, go, go, go, go. I have to go, what is it? Uh, 129? So like,
just run into the basalt and we go negative 94. This terrain is kind of ass. How am I
supposed to like get through this. That doesn't lead out. I need to hit a
battery set at some point by the way. Maybe this like drops down. Yeah I guess
Let's see if there's a pearl down there and then negative 94.
Wow this terrain is miserable.
I think I just have to pearl.
A little low.
Negative 94.
33 months Wow Blink transgender pride
smart this is really scary wait let's just do this fast I think Wow
I did get the settings I did get the settings smart
F3 shizzers is your game under level entities tick tock mode go
I think it's like mid to the left maybe oh my god hitboxes were off fuck me what is
this it's got to be here yeah I like this and then we go here and then oh god
God.
Any food?
Down here maybe?
I think down here is good.
I like down here.
Yes.
Like preemptive enjoyers on top or what?
No!
Um.
I was so assed.
I was so assed.
Hello, Enderman.
SHITTY!
I lost.
It's approaching.
What is that perch?
Wait, what was that fucking perch?
I guess you have nine wait why Perch diagonal and how did Perch so fast that was the fastest
Perch I've ever seen in my life.
Smart.
GL today, you got this EA.
Smart.
I was bowing diagonally?
Oh, so I actually want to purge.
Like...
Hold on
Smart W so I actually want to
Smart that's my goat
hold so don't build up there I want to build like like not on this block I want
be on like this block right here instead of on the diagonal wait but it
It perched so fast though, by the way.
But I've actually never seen a quicker perch.
I didn't even shoot a fireball.
But this is crazy.
I think this is actually like Max win.
For a perch. I'm not kidding
That's a faster n fight than zero bro, that was insane. No
Okay, maybe not faster than zero, but like a minute ten seconds
First time you look like you're a little bit of a bad guy.
Come down dragon Jesus!
Is Ludwig's match on right now?
No? Oh, okay.
Wait, if I play one more and I win, I get to be emerald.
Fuck it. We're starting at it. We're starting the the the thing at emerald
And it's dragon makes that enough for nine months in human meat and blaze and Mars and did this and
And daddy and crispy boy. Thanks everybody
WPB thank you, Booster. I couldn't have done it without you, bro. I
Couldn't have done it without you, bro
W Booster.
No, that perch was pretty lucky.
I think once I get to Emerald though, I kinda am gonna get forced to learn Zero Cycle if
I want to climb more.
I do know BT, I learned it.
It's actually not that hard because usually if it's in the ocean, it's like, there's
There's always like a weird block that's like jutting out or something.
Baka Opae 6-7.
Alright man.
Alright man.
smart
alright man
alright man
this guy's name is fucking fire
Where's my shipwreck? Where's my shipwreck?
Are you gonna play some mugenics one of these days maybe tried it today and it's cinema luck with shutoffs king
Why was I really good I would maybe try it out
breathe real quick breathe and then we get the flute
I don't even know what fucking
please don't be binding please don't be personal binding I don't even look
there we go
whatever bro
I
Why reset
Fuck it.
Maybe he'll do a sea change.
Or was it again?
No, this way, fuck me.
Yeah, why can't I make a flitten diamond, the hell?
Wait, where did I go wrong?
I made bucket?
Wait, what did I do wrong?
Wait, did I also make an iron shovel?
There's no way I'm that stupid, right?
What the ffff?
Oh you know what? Yeah, let's just- bad vibes, bad vibes, let's just change the seed bro, bad vibes, fuck it, bad vibes.
Wait, why would he?
Is Lord gonna be eating the Kirk's skin?
Agha.
I guess he fucked something up.
We're going right down the tip, right in the tip, right in the tip.
Smart.
Would you rather have a dick for a nose or a dick for a finger?
Get down.
Um, give me the cobble while I'm out.
So I got no diamonds, hopefully I got, I don't know how much iron I got.
It's just, we're going out the tip, fuck it.
Out the tip, everybody.
Um.
media crater? what do we think?
have we get lucky? have we hit a maximum media crater?
hmmmm almost
13 wood? that's plenty
so we're making a pick and a bucket and a flint
Okay, good to know.
We make...
You know what? On the lobes. What if I also made one of these?
And then a helmet.
And then one, two, three, four.
And then... bang, bang.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
I need to find some gravel.
And my lava pool's right there.
go go go some gravel anybody also a water would be nice do I hit a meteor
crater already threw away my fucking pressure plate it's so over gravel and
inventory that's andesite brother why am I being fucking punked
Surely this gravel here has to be
Has to be bro. Oh my god, I should just woodlit
That's so tilting
Maybe over there
Andesite andesite maybe he's just wood lighting I have to just would lay I don't
know how I mean some cost fallacy yeah man like fuck off like yeah you're so
good at the game look at me I got fucking wood light whatever bro gravel
right there? What? Bro, are you sure it's not andesite?
Oh, that's andesite!
Oh my god, Chad, never type again.
It's right there. No, you guys are trolling. You guys are fucking trolling.
Smart, couch crutching to your feet, TNT.
Okay, that's not my fault, bro. Whatever.
Took them while I got through the bash, and maybe I can make up time.
Maybe I can make up time on that, I don't know.
Smart, Charlene's gonna do well later, right?
I need the rotten flesh, don't toss it.
I
Was convinced by the way that no one in chat saw that and I didn't like you guys just got lucky
I'm just gonna feel like there's no way and if you saw that
Well, I'm a pool is like right here
It doesn't fucking fill on the top of the portal like a boss.
Terrible entry.
Oh, 91!
Oh, 91, huh, I think the bastion's over here.
I want to speed bridge so bad you guys have no idea.
Bridge?
Oh my god.
Fortress is okay so fortress is just opposite of the goblet write that down
I can make up time
I have gold on, I do. Gold hat. Kind of cute.
Oh I think this is actually a crack smoker angle.
If I'm not mistaken, uh, I don't have lava for this fucking hogland.
Is he stuck? He's stuck.
Two more fucking pieces, shit.
Smart.
Let's go gentlemen!
Everyone in the pit!
I dropped a stack of gold, where?
on the bridge what oh what the
What do we have?
Oh my, Max went on Audi though.
Oh my god, wait.
We're just literally right there. Let's do some a quick
Pearls obby spring I'm gone. I'm actually fucking out of here
Fire as they're good out
MRO player upset narrative is going crazy in a couple hours
For a pearl hang I could have you right but I mean
What are you whatever I don't even care
What's a pearl hang?
Is this a joke?
What the fuck?
congratulated him for beating you the fuck
big head not you the blaze but also you to a degree I hope this pig doesn't the
zombie pillow doesn't get fucked what can you do oh my god I can't die I'll
be really careful
we gotta keep chugging flash honestly
break these corner blocks
Okay, thanks fuckers
Okay, break the fire
Crisis averted
What's up, pussy?
They're calling it the biggest platform ever.
I'm just blinded?
Guess what?
I'm right on your ass, pussy.
Eh, eh, eh, eh.
Have you overlapped for me?
Come out of here. Out the way.
What the fuck?
Left three blocks?
I was gonna hit the...
I don't really like this, but would I have so much obby?
Okay, so we're trolling.
So we're fucking trolling, okay?
I
What are you fucking
I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out
I need to go minus 137s this way, fire us, fire us, fire us, uh minus 137, uh I need to go to minus 266, minus 142 it's actually really close, minus 266, minus 142, minus 266, minus 142 I think we just like,
Scroll down and then bridge minus 266 minus 142 so right here
I stood in the wrong angle, we're fine, we're starter, I don't even know where starter is
I was at minus 267 fucked up
Then craft beds yet by the way
I don't even I don't know where starter is I
Don't know where starter is guys. It's over for a guy like me
Because you're fucking shut-ass streamer doesn't know what he's doing
Where's starter literally where starter
Why just scan anyway and just say fuck it
I mean, it just has to be like this way now.
It just has to be back here.
Hitbox is off.
Fucking going to kill me.
It just has to be like this way somewhere.
smart good luck super hashtag pay chat bro what is this fucking stronghold by
the way like what is this okay most most fucking mobs ever spawned or what
I see it, I see it, I really see it, I really saw it.
It's a blind streamer.
Oh my god bro chill!
I have to craft like ever oh my god this is so chopped man.
What the hell do I need that, don't need that, don't need that, don't need that, don't need
that, that, that, that.
I need these, don't fucking do that.
Uh huh bang, I don't need that, that, that, that, uh, wool, can be wool, can be baggy,
bed. Um, I know we're gonna do... what the fuck? Okay. Um...
I didn't make a fucking crossbow or a bow. I'm so ugly and sloppy and disgusting.
That struggle was like fucked, no? Or my ass, discuss? Are you perching?
I COULD still make a bow.
BRUH!
I just l-
I thought it was in there, no way it was pushing.
I'll have an ailment's matter mate.
I think a screenshot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
smart, clappy
I just posted a screenshot in our fucking channel with this gift
BANG
I couldn't have done it without Boosfer I
Couldn't have done it without without Boosfer
Wait is love week playing right now
But hold on
I mean I couldn't have done without Boosfer, am I right?
Yeah, yeah, Shadow Boosfer, the big MVP.
Well?
Yeah bro, a lot of wigs are out of play.
I know.
I had two warp matches.
My first match was actually PD by the way.
The first one I just played.
Yo, WM role dude, WM role.
There he is, MVP Boosfer, couldn't have done it without him ladies and gentlemen.
So do you need me to show you how to grab the bucket? I think we missed that
What happened I
Fucking don't worry about it, bro. I had a reset of C. Okay
This is crazy dude
11 and a PB as well. Yeah
1411 a nice pd what what happened there nice nice work what happened this I don't
know I think it's pretty well actually I don't remember oh but was the overall by
the way because of a shipwreck scene right ship shipwreck yeah and then
it's pretty close I actually have the best parts of all time I like this is
Crazy
Wait, are you watching
Hold on
I'm watching look at this little wig. Oh
Okay, you can watch love it. That's am
As a lot of we improved you guys know
Yeah, probably yeah
You'd hope you'd hope you didn't like the deep prove
All right, let's see what we've done.
Let me tune in.
Oh, I have no idea.
Maybe he's tired.
I'll tell you what, by the gameplay, absolutely, this guy has dropped so many red boobs.
He looks kind of sharp.
No, he looks fuzzy.
Let's see what the Choswig is doing.
Oh, oh. I was looking at his appearance.
Um, sorry. That was quite rude, actually.
Okay, my links is lighting the...
Oh, no. Oh, no, I DT practice.
Oh, no.
Oh
Okay, wait here we go
Temple wait, it's lovely not wearing his skin is you're wearing a steve skin. Oh my god
I don't know if I ever decided honestly
I love it whatever you got you have to hope for this one. Maybe his next match. Oh, he lost it
Oh because he lost the match against you
How did f-ball lose against him and have to wear like a Ludwig skin by the way, how did that happen?
Why was ever
Any kind of thoughts I have a lot I think you I think they're doing things bro versus bro
Let's get coms in on lovely
Water good call that's on the right village
What if I'm nervous what if I what if I what if I fall by the way foot you don't have any
Wow, dude. Oh my god. Wait guys, can I send my emerald rank to fiber? Do you think you would care?
Well, that was so tragic. I mean it didn't matter. Johnny was the guy.
No, I'm just like, I think Johnny is the one right?
He cares. I'm doing it. Yeah, more like, I mean, well.
I might need to do another one, only six.
No, I'm gonna go back for Molly. The stress. I can see the stress.
No, I think it's not impossible dude. We know how the mid-off's works dude. Some walk a joke Wow Holy cow
There's two look two cows. Hey get it. Oh, holy cow
Sorry, my second day doing jokes. Um, it's calm
It's calm. It's calm. It's so I thought being friends with Tommy that makes you automatically funny. It's not
But guys and what's kind of looks tough on me. Okay. Well, I did tell Erin if you double check
you will be by my car
you think so?
there's a propaganda on the screen there
wow
there's a little bit of propaganda going on
dude
interesting
mod's the bba are that
do we deduct points?
oh that was the point
oh my god I'm so fucking scared
I'm so fucking scared
what if I lose
oh my god
you could be the first emerald to ever lose
in the first round
oh my god
he seems to like
he hasn't blinked
don't say that
I don't blink when I play as well. I understand his problems.
Well, he actually hasn't blinked in a while.
Oh! Someone's got a check in on him.
Oh, no, he did.
Oh, okay. So he is human. He's alive.
Oh, my nexus, bro.
I thought the robot was playing for him for a second, but it's okay. It's cool. It's cool.
He is locked in. Once again, did we not check for any performance enhancing drugs?
Does anyone know if he's got a dealer? I'm a little scared.
A dealer?
Wow, interesting.
Either way, he's going for the sheep head, which is located great play because it needs...
Why is love named fat chud lol cow?
Just describing himself man. That's just what he is
Oh, this lovely need this one. Why does he have so much food? He's got 23 rotten flesh seven mutton
Why is he have so much fucking food?
Oh, oh no, oh that's two stakes seven button three pork twenty two rotten flesh
Do you think you need to improve on now?
Just honestly faster decision-making and
Maybe I have to learn if I want to climb my emerald. I probably have to learn more zero cycles
Well, not more I could learn it in general, but really
Yeah
What is this fucking scan why does it say down with the bourgeoisie?
I will start getting BT but I did learn BT, so it's not like the end of the world.
LARP from the millionaire the mold fuck this guy. Oh, he's more than a millionaire. I trust me
No, he's not a billionaire, but I get a little more food before we go in. He's not a fucking billionaire guys, but he's fucking
You know
Let's just say he's got a few bucks
You know what I mean?
Here we go
Like I mean I know fine bars live, but I said on my thing
I was hoping to get like a wild great job King, but he didn't respond. Yeah, I'm a little sad about that
This is a little awkward actually this is super awkward
Dude this is
Oh to the secret
The way do we go from here that's the question
I think he's playing survival right now
It's sorry sorry sorry you could play a little slower, so you don't mess up in turnig go my first round of painting is probably like
Yeah, I mean he's pretty good though. This is the middles. I don't blame. I don't know if I want to play slow
You want to be as safe as possible
Let's get comes on a lot right now, let's see what's up. We go back go back go back
Here, I'm gonna check our gaps here
It's probably yeah, it's that and my yeah, I don't know we'll see
Fine reaction wait. Oh my god. What is this? Oh my god. Oh my god
This is 36 minutes ago bro super just had a 1411
Yeah, I just dropped my water ball on the ground too
And it's really loud on the mic. I don't give a fuck. I don't care
We're watching the fucking game that's happening right now, I don't give a
Oh
and then hopefully they go yeah yeah this would be okay not the end of the world not
the end just getting the backup blocks first because the pigs uh decided to wander around
oh my molly's in molly's made it all righty there we go you know what Ludwig did he recovered
quite well from that uh it was a little scary but he actually covered as long as there's no other
no they can't take back what i said about him not being the best in unexpected situations
okay that was something unexpected that was entirely unexpected this whole bastion that
That's tough.
Deleted DM? No, I can't do that.
I don't know, I don't know what's happening.
I'm unaware.
Is this a backup block spot?
This might be a backup block spot.
This might be a backup block spot.
Oh, we're going outwards.
I'm not entirely sure.
What the hell?
He's getting freaky with it.
I didn't even know about that.
You know what?
You know what?
Plus respect.
No, that was plus respect.
That was plus respect.
Wait, that's kind of big actually.
I should write that down.
I'm going to lose.
You can get a chest like that?
Honestly, anything can happen.
I'm falling down into the trouble here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm on fire, luckily.
I'm on fire, luckily.
I'm on fire, luckily.
Oh, oh, oh.
No, I'm fine.
Oh, I'm fine, though, luckily.
No, I'm not crying, bro.
Oh, watch out, Molly.
Oh!
No, we got a vote.
We've got a vote.
Which is it?
I know you won't, Sajam, slam yourself here because you actually practiced instead
of dicking around.
Oh, I did practice, and Sajam slammed.
Oh, I'm believing you.
Wait, just leave, just leave that.
On your left?
On your left, I heard it.
There's going to be across all these trees on your left.
There it is.
There's aative.
Nice, nice. Great job.
Let's see. I'm assuming this is stables, but we're gonna verify.
It is. Amazing. Yeah, that looks like it's stables.
Assumption. Right assumption.
We just learned Gap. First thing you want is to try and get some armor.
So I would head over here, land on the lower portion, down there.
Yeah, just land there.
Oh god.
Damage.
Oh my god. Oh no, no, no.
Run. Run.
No matter how late you're doing your match, Fiverr won't give a fuck.
Let that get to you though, push on King!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, wait, oh my god!
It's a good pass, it's a good pass!
Oh my god!
What a save there for Melix!
We're having some trouble, we're having some trouble.
Oh my god!
Tassen?
Oh my goodness.
I think it lasts so long with the Bastion though!
Performance enhancing drug test on these guys before we start playing in the Midos.
Yeah, he's been in this bash for like five four or five minutes, bro
Oh my tummy, oh god
I think Ludwig's trades are almost done. I can't tell if he's lacking any obsidian the contrast is a little oh my tummy
um
I really can't tell here, but honestly this is
This did not go as I thought it was going to be out. I think actually Ludwig's out
Super tfm preg
This is what it feels like to be
W drags W drags that I'm only about to start her her route down to the bastion
Just trying to figure out like what the route to go is because it's a little it's a little bit confusing
It is a little confusing so
Well, that's probably GG
Let me drop his other pearls back make his way over to the way he did
We're here is 13 pearls
All right, let's get another virus on your hot bar
Wait if his eyes break though when he's doing the thing and it's like a zero-eye portal if you could just be fucked
He would like he's just fucked
Does he even know well you can't go back because they despawn they're gonna despawn
God holy fucking max win on these blaze bombs
Yeah, 35 ladies.
That's 4 ops.
4 for 6.
Whoa, not that good.
These rates are pretty good.
And he can't use pearls to nav to the thing.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, she gets it.
She can't do this.
Surely we just reset here and try to run back.
What on the comps, then?
Just, yeah, above you, just rescan.
Rescan.
Okay.
Why is she putting a spot?
That's a great question.
Maybe.
Okay.
We've got a TNT donut going off here.
Nice.
Whoa, attack it!
Oh my god.
Nice.
I've already watched the mid-off play that will sweep you.
Do we have no fucking faith in me or what?
Eh, you get a crit.
You see these sparks that fly out when he hits them?
Like watch, on this next place he hits.
You see those sparks that fly out?
It's a crit.
So if you if you hit an enemy while falling down, you do for damage
So there you go very nice very very nice. Oh my god. Here we go. Molly half a heart. Oh my god. Can she do it? I think dude
This is a little scary. Oh, jeez. This is a little scary
Half a heart anything could happen here. Oh the hoggle is waiting for her up. So all right, let's see
What happens here?
Bro if this breaks it'd be so funny I really want to see his eye break it'd be so please break please break
I see the first one was a little...
I think he moved his mouse.
Am I crazy?
Okay, yeah.
Nothing.
Nope.
Please break, please break.
There you go, second eye. Here we go, Molly's...
20% chance, 20% chance!
Bastion.
Yeah.
Could she make it through?
Can't half a heart, bro.
Can't she make it through this maze with half a heart?
I don't know. I don't know how we're getting our stuff back with half a heart.
I don't know where we died, either.
Yeah, I would...
Fuck!
I'm not sure about that.
Why is there really a Feinberg as a terrorist?
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh, never! Never again!
Oh, Neelan's died again! Oh, geez Louise!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Here we go!
Oh my gosh!
Dude, there we go! Lodz at 100%!
Yeah!
He's going for a third one?
Yeah. Just feeling like it, maybe?
Wait, why is he going for another one?
Interesting.
Very interesting.
right come on what is he saying let's hear it like how does this thing not
break bro he's so lucky all of his eyes didn't break look at this shit like
wait so much as it backs you guys are so good at the two what is he doing
Oh my god. Okay. What?
Here we go. Molly back with a fresh mindset and a fresh mindset. Fresh health. Fresh set of hunger bars and health bars.
Alright. Let's hope. Here we go. She is making, she's making a, making light work at this damn park.
No, it's way off. Way off.
He threw like six eyes, not a single one bro. He's so lucky bro
He's so lucky
Yeah, I think so
Saps yeah, I didn't watch it, but yeah, I do think that's him
No practice I did to practice runs bro
Oh, yeah, her shit's probably gone
But guys I'm getting nervous
Oh my god, what am I throwing? Oh my god!
Why did Teemo kind of hit that flight reacts laugh? Do you guys hear that?
He did it earlier? Did he? I wasn't listening.
some serious trouble but we can get some iron ingots from the chest yeah from
chest which art this one actually does have if you remember from Ludwig doing
the route wait a while am i nervous why am i nervous
so fast she's missing a few items a few crucial items but thankfully with her
gold oh there we go there we go but thankfully
with uh three other pickaxe though i see you
for us from there i'm gonna pee
yeah but Ludwig is building the ball with it land let's see is it gonna
I think it will. He remeshed it a lot for this one.
Yeah, that's what happens. Bang!
Wow! Bang!
Oh my god.
Okay, yeah. Ludwig in.
None of these bikes...
Wait, let me see. Let me re-scan, re-scan.
Yeah, um... Oh, he hasn't turned the FFV down.
Oh, no, he's doing the FFV.
Um...
Yeah, I...
Oh, I kinda like...
Star yeah, oh
No, I like that right there right to the right. I
Know it had a massive spike that way. I really I really like the right side. Oh
4k monitor so pie chart is freaky. Ah, okay. I really like that right side
Let's see. Does he go right side? Does he make it? Oh, it's a mine shaft. Could could it still be good red?
Oh, we didn't want it. Okay. I
Still think that that right side could be very important
we're gonna go secret oh it could be this looks good this could be oh no I
feel like I feel like that kind of like right side was talking to me yeah I
don't know if that's a secret tool but if you just checks right side it's about
shout but it's a bit unlike that oh god this is a very tricky very very
I just took a piece and I'm nervous
You
Peed out all the nerves
He actually
oh no
So did we think he did that intentionally or oh?
Oh my god, I've never seen so much panic in like five seconds. That was like he like opened his input like ten times
Make the same mistake when you on the crashing table
Well, you know you have to crash and place it down, but you just make the same mistake five times in a row. I was gonna have to be
No, I'm nervous bro
Why are you nervous though? Like once you're in a professional eastward, yeah, but like it's different. It's different
It's different. What if I fuck I was different because it's like it's different. It's just different
Yeah, true you are facing like one of the stronger opponents. Yeah, bro
Yeah, but if he dies you win right and he also knows like a zero cycle or two I think I
Mean if you didn't scroll oil you would not a zero cycle as well though. Okay. Well
I've been I've been scrolling in Minecraft for I don't even know how many years, bro
Yeah, but like couldn't you at least do the one and two hotkeys for the first two slots and then put something important there
I got Minecraft. I got Minecraft in fucking beta 1.4 by the way
Yeah, I know like yeah, you're like an OGA. I
So I've been fucking scrolling for that was like when I was 11 15 years
So you think if you tried to convert to hot keying you just never get better
I mean I could but like in like a week it might be hard I don't know
That's that could be true that could be kind of sure I guess yeah that's that's true
You could at least do one thing for bed cycling though. Do you know the pick block?
Yeah, and you throw away your obi so you don't select the the obi on the thing
Yeah, like that was significantly the helpful
Too late for six seven too early for six nine
Especially since a lot of people like they just look at the block
If you don't use I don't know if you use respawn anchor, but if you have hella beds
You can even lift up your mouse off your table. Oh, yeah, true. You don't accidentally like flick it. I
Can't believe Ludwig is a real person. I know bro. That was something I can't
You've seen his like the like viral clip where he places a slab and a fence. Yes, bro in the end. Oh my god
That's so bad I third I first thought it was an AI generated clip honestly. I don't know. That's just it doesn't see real
That's insane
Oh my god
They don't have an iron pixel using TNT oh
Oh
My god, I know it's possible
I didn't know it was possible for the side blocks, but you can do it for like the oh my god
Yeah, it's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over
Yeah, the gold blocks are lost by the way they grab them. Oh my god, this is just
Wow
Why are we not resetting the world though like genuinely why are we not
resetting the world I don't know I feel like you have to they should have we
said the world like 20 like 10 minutes ago at least on her first day if they
reset the world her first death they should probably win honestly you know
what's a funny part this is probably gonna be longer than that 46 minute
match that's crazy she was hyping up a lot of weight for being the best
And she's not reset. I don't know why she's not reset in the world. Like she has to
Another golem spawned wait, that's good
Wait, wait. Oh, wait. No, maybe they didn't kill the golem because the blacksmith was uh, good
What is going wait? I'm actually like I'm actually frowning why
Reset the world
What if I went into their voice chat and told them to reset the world thoughts
hmm don't do that okay I won't do that what's the tonal story well whatever man
sorry who said that I'm fine oh you said that smart hi well now I'm now well
now we're all curious I'm very curious what the tone is that it's not like
ex-c type thing where you eat your toenails right I said that no I don't
my toenails okay okay let's let's get it was good yeah that's really good i don't
need my toenails so what so what is the toenail story
it doesn't matter bro it doesn't matter
all right well when i was wait lovely well be it worse no it's not worse bro
how can it be worse than directly just biting off your toe oh my god love
we're gonna die
I can't imagine that was low key. I hope one of the guys again
Well, I was like a kid like I would go in the shower and then I would like sit down on the shower and then I would like I
Would like rip off my toenails and then like I don't like put them in between my teeth because it like felt good
Like almost like flossing but like not really and that's that's worse. Yeah, that's what that's worse
That's that's what that's worse, bro. You wouldn't get it
Did you wash the toenails in the shower at least what?
Did you like like after you hit them off and did you at least clean them a little bit?
I'm not saving them. What do you mean did I clean them all? I'm not fucking
Yeah, bro, I'm in the shower. I'm fucking washing my so what do you got fucking just pick my ass
Yeah, you're watching yourself, but the water that gets sprayed on your nails isn't gonna watch wash it
Yes, bro. I'm fucking washing. Hello. Oh my
No, it's all good. Yeah
This is like a time of submission you don't you're not obligated to share by the way, you know
You you asked and then said oh, but we have boost for your piss. No, yeah
I understand I asked but I only asked because some people already knew like how did this initially get out of my question
W story of the allure
Webino actually, why does she not reset the world I don't get it
Somebody explain that to me coaches
Because she knows she has like a lot of pigs down in the gap already
Yes
Yeah
No, I I genuinely also don't know I
Make sense if you have a lot of pigs, but like I don't know what we're even doing right now
No, I'm pretty sure she would have already been in the nether
on reset
Yeah
Instead of going in with an iron pickaxe after losing those four gold locks already as well by the way
Wow.
Why did Ludwig have to restart?
Well, we'll probably see on Twitter later, bro.
That's a funny clip. I think it wasn't the fact that he jumped in a lot. It was that he clicked the crafting table like five times.
Those two things combined were the end of Ludwig.
Yeah, so funny.
It'll be funny, you know how some people accidentally run into the lava when they're trying to hungry sit in the corner?
Because they place gravel that falls and they just walk past it while it falls?
Lottaway did that, that'll be cinema.
I don't even know, I don't know I've ever seen Lottaway do a hungry sit in my life.
Oh.
He probably knows it, but...
these are be a ones because well I think you're seeing why you're seeing why it
is double elan probably go take a nap right now I think it's gonna be a while
oh my Molly Molly please don't die again you have bread let's eat it the
piglet is not all the piglet is that actually a baby hog that she's running
Oh, no, that's it. That's it. I think we're three dimes. Oh
My god, oh my god. Oh
Oh, she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's oh
What happened that big one you live? Oh, I can find there
Wow smart knowing nothing about minecraft is it just nearly 20 like a go to comment
Kind of fun then she's been the goat. Yeah, it's my goat. That's my goat right there
I'll see if I'm gonna die again. Have you really funny?
What oh my god, oh he doesn't need the all
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Please, now there's no way. He'll be fine.
No, this is so funny, I just think.
If it seems so, you don't need to find the stronghold again.
Yeah, you don't.
If he didn't reset his Ninja Gravebot, all he has to do is get his Rods and then just
run the course.
He rolls down to Lava to build his portal or something, and he forgets that he didn't
splash virus.
That'll be fun.
He's going to have to pull reset again.
That's like going really fast as a recovery run.
Why is there an AT&T ad that's spawned in?
I think it's a lead spawned by AT&T.
Which is now on Tubbo's stream, which is now on our stream, which is now on everyone's
stream.
Yeah, I can free promotion dude.
I think it was part of the official broadcast like that was kind of tough
It was gracious. Oh my god. Oh my god. If one of the blazes lit the spot that the TNT while he was in that corner
I would have been so funny
This almost feels like Ludwig actually paid them at this point, I'm not gonna lie.
What are the chances?
So we're being toxic, are we?
No.
Not like they're bad, okay.
Now that you've mentioned it, that actually sounds really bad.
So now we're being fast enough to boost for that's not what I meant.
Oh my God.
Yo.
Where's my mouse?
I mean, let probably he's done it like 10 minutes at least probably because he doesn't
have to reset his if he didn't reset his engine brain body just goes to the chords, right?
Like, no, yeah, he didn't even grab 20 obvious.
I think that's what they're doing. Yeah, but what?
Yeah, he has 15 obby because he doesn't need to measure. He only needs 10. Oh, yeah
I guess like this rod he just goes. Yeah. Yeah, I hope he done soon
He should be done soon
No, wait, no, no, no, no
My god, oh my god, oh
Jesus
No, Jesus
You know, it's fucked the forfeit the match button is great out
It's like you're stuck here and you're fucking eternal
Dude, they just, now they're resetting the world.
What?
Wait, why not reset it?
Yeah, dude.
Did you, do you now have the mainstream up?
No, I do, but like, I just saw it, why?
Yeah, every time we go silent and Reynolds just said,
maybe we should reset the world.
After like seven attempts, are we serious?
That's insane.
Wait, what?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
It's okay, maybe, maybe, maybe he'll die to the dragon or something.
You never know.
I mean, you could.
Are they allowed the IRL tag team to bash in?
I think Max just wants to take over the controls, yeah.
I mean to be fair, would we trust Max with the controls
after what happened with Saikunou?
No.
I don't know why, but no way, I don't know why.
Do not let Max have the fucking, the awk.
Yeah, like, Mellings is not even doing worse
than what Max did against Saikunou.
That was an over an hour match.
Yeah, this is nothing.
Yeah, this is nothing.
Lot of it through for the screen time?
no i think he's just uh...
he's just old
theoretically there could be a run where everyone dies like five times and we
have like a two-hour run
imagine like blood week pearls to the center
right while the dragon is perching
he summons an endermite
that on his last bed catches up to him
but that's not gonna happen.
Apparently in like one of the mid-offs they did,
like that was the last one of the first one.
Right, let's see, let's do our best here.
They know what Kudo was on one of the teams
and he like didn't practice at all.
So like on the day of the fucking event,
his coach was like telling him everything
and then his opponent died like in the end
and it was like almost an hour long match
that's like Kudo barely lost.
like his opponent came all the way back.
You've done multiple times, yeah.
So.
Yeah, W clutch.
Oh, you got the pearl, you actually needed that.
Yeah, you actually needed it.
Wait, maybe that was actually planned
that we're trashed on for no reason.
It looks weird. I don't know.
Halfway. Wait, this is the wind time.
Oh, it's dangerous.
Molly, we go for half boat, we use the front to get down, and then we have no more pearls,
and then it perches, and then we can't make the perch, and then we die somehow.
Did he say a safety bet? I wasn't paying attention.
Nope.
Oh, no safety bet.
No safety bed 40 minutes ahead. Yeah, we're dogging it in all righty
All right, yeah, he's no referrals he has to run in oh, that was it oh my god
I think a lot will be fine yeah he should be he should be fine
Oh
This is like gotta be the perpetrator yeah, all right
Now you got it for bed, maybe
Like that. He's like that.
I like that, yeah.
Oh yeah, please right click the bad.
Damn.
Good for the average.
That was pretty good.
Dang.
Nice stuff for the smart.
Oh my god, it's my turn soon.
Yes sir.
Okay, yours is the next match, right?
Yep.
Okay, I'm gonna leave you guys to the match.
Good luck with the match I'll be watching. Thanks, Boosper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What a fucking shod.
Boo-hoo, Boosper? Yeah!
He showed up for a little pep talk and he's like, yeah.
Did you see his stream title, by the way? No.
His stream title is, I taught my students all I could.
Like, what?
I don't think that's true. Also did he spell taunt wrong? Yes he did. Oh my fucker
This guy's griefing now good good fucking fucking
This guy's actually fucking griefing
Okay
Don't speak chair. Yeah
I'll just do it right now actually.
Oh my God, what if I drool over myself with Saab?
That's pretty good though.
I was gonna ask, what seed type do you wanna play?
Well, everyone's doing village.
Literally, I think it's been six villages.
We can mix it up.
Good.
I don't know, what do you think my best is?
You would know.
You're best.
They might teach you, it's like pretty solid.
Either temple or village.
I don't think you can get freaky and go like Barry Treasurer or something.
I feel like Barry Treasurer Loki is kinda nice.
I know, but I like Protestant like that one time.
I think you would hit it, but like I think, it's like, what would you want to do first?
What is like the most variance?
Variance?
Like what's like the most?
Like the ruin portal or, alright I guess it would be, I guess it would be BTT.
to make you miss, but like...
Oh.
Hmm, give us a shipper room for a while.
Alright, we won't- we won't stop you.
We'll do something- something clean, something simple.
We'll do like a...
We'll go with your temple.
Oh, they want us. They want us to join the pre-match for bands.
Oh, shit. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh.
So, I don't know. I'll just- we'll join when they ask me-
let's just buy it now, let's just fucking buy it
it's up to you bro
alright fuck, I'm pre-match for joining
yep
alright
we also did not expect it to go so long
alright, hey guys
you guys know the drill
you guys know how this goes, right?
um, no
but you can explain it
yeah, please
can take it away
okay, so you guys didn't take turns banning
whichever seeds you guys want
until there's one left
and you got to decide that by doing heads or tails.
OK.
I like to look at heads or tails.
A heads.
Tails never fails.
Oh, nice.
We got a heads or tails.
All right, I'm going to flip the coin.
It is heads.
Oh, OK.
OK, OK.
We need to.
We ban?
You could choose to ban first,
or you can have the other team go first if you like.
waiting on you yet
anything about it and mental math
uh...
you can ban first
i'd been first time
i'm banning ruin portal
well okay
off the land
very treasure
okay bt bann
so let's what's left shipwreck dt and village
yet yes sir
I'm gonna ban.
I think you know what to do here.
I do.
Yeah, Rob.
I think we all know what to do here.
Just do what you want to do.
I know that should be right.
Band village.
We're playing a temple.
We're playing a temple.
Thank you.
Was that the right call?
Is that what you thought I was going to do, Fruit?
Yeah, sure.
OK.
That's not what I thought you were going to do at all,
actually.
I like that.
That was tough for me.
Wait, so we're playing what?
We're playing DT?
We're playing Desert Temple.
Yep.
Cool.
But he's using slank as a pro.
Yeah.
Not the Bragg.
I just handled it a few hours ago.
Not the Bragg.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever.
All right, the code should be in pre-match VC.
And Pablo will be setting everything up.
So yeah, but good luck to you guys.
Wait, so do I go back to my channel?
Yeah, you guys are all good.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Bye.
Yo.
What up?
What did you think I was going to do that?
That was tough.
I thought you were going to ban shipwreck
because you like hate shipwreck.
Yeah, shipwreck's gonna ask, but...
You banned bills, I was like, oh my god, that was nice, that was kind of clean.
And then they got me to pick Temple, honestly.
I think Temple we own.
That's our C-Type.
So sometimes it's kind of a pain in the ass to find the...
gravel, but...
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, you ready, bro?
Yeah, but what if I fucking trolled?
Nah, nah, you'll be fine.
Man, look at my ammo rank though real quick.
Oh yeah, yeah, share screen.
Oh yeah.
I put the code in our team chat.
Oh, they're not leak it?
Don't leak it. Challenge.
Not leak it.
Hold on.
How do I start a match? Join a room? Join.
Alright. I'm in. I am freaking in.
Alrighty.
But is that level one looking tough or what?
Yeah, it's.
Damn.
Think about it, rank, rank mobbed.
Yep.
Mobbed, mobbed.
Yeah, sure, we have mobbed.
I also want this bro.
starting soon oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
all right so GT yeah you got Ninja Brain and like Jingle Open Ninja Brains
open Jingle's open good all right
It's effing dee-this.
Oh, I'm red.
My Ninja Brain Bot is reset.
Don't have to worry about it.
Good.
Wait, what if I choke?
No, I'm not gonna choke.
Nah.
It's actually easy.
Maybe.
I mean if you feel nervous just go a tiny bit slower on like portals and stuff like that really the really important bits where you
Yeah, when I get 20 obi-an in this place, and I fucking
Yeah, oh shit we're going in.
I were going in.
Ah here we go.
Shall we?
All right, let's re can do this.
All right, so we find the DT dig down, break the thing.
Easy start. Easy money.
All right, hello.
Hello.
Hello, DT, probably easiest DT enter ever, actually.
Don't have my mouse. Good start.
Not that.
Huge.
I have a revolutionary strat, go to the very top of the temple, build up through the little
one by one hole, and just look around.
See if I see lava?
Get some vision!
See if you see lava, grab lava!
Move lava over there, water behind, yeah, okay, cool.
Like that, love that.
Boo-boo-boo!
What the f***ing chicken!
oh my god
fucking chicken in my way
W chicken
actually
yeah
fucking cock
here
it's literally what it is bro
it is a cock
three diamonds, diamond pick by the way
diamond pick
you can make a
diamond pick iron axe
I'm shovel
yeah, so diamond pick
bucket
axe shovel
yeah
one, two, three
uh, give me a boat
what the fuck is going on
fences
how about that? alright, um
look at that
probably grab over here
see if there's gravel in this thing
yeah
instagram a few years
how much wood do we got? we're good
offhand
you can attempt to uh
You can do the one by one water thing. Yes. Yes, bro.
Torture the people with the cows a little bit.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah, that guy.
Okay, so like we, this guy sucks.
Oh, you got him.
Pain in my ass.
You can go on too.
You can go on too.
Yeah.
Don't eat the steak now.
Like eat the flesh first.
We're just going to save the steak for like a clutch moment.
Important shit, yeah.
I have everything around.
Like, yeah, a lot of them are past this temple.
I'm very sure of it.
ready
it's often the flesh instead just so you can eat it in the portal and stuff
yeah
that's fine
so huge
yeah the bottom two
What the fuck is awesome?
All right.
Ghost fucking central recipe.
Whoa, oh, we're in the rain.
Bottoms are grand.
So you're like, if you like chill here, I would get ready to like
get gold on your bar or something.
Check if you have any.
Yeah, you just need to go down a level and then you're there.
you can start over here fuck it and then just build the other one yeah
I don't know if anyone's even talking to me
should I build a thing maybe?
I'll do it
a little bit of a cockstrap but like we
are here to win you know what I'm saying? I do know what you mean actually
these guys aren't even mad at me they're all chill we're all homies
But I kinda need to do this, so excuse me guys.
Yep.
Nice.
Connect that.
Go up here.
Start on this.
Watch out for that.
That's fine, I don't get any of that.
You can leave the bucket or whatever.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's fine.
I'm good, right?
Yeah, I'm good.
Yep, you're good.
Get the crank in.
Hello, gentlemen.
gentleman nice nice I have a little suggestion when you're done getting
these gold blocks you should go up the stairs and you should like a wide wide
view yeah before yeah because it's a treasure so we can't like pyre really
easily so yeah that's good let's just
wide up here and just give it a quick
like a little check like why didn't f5
at the same time like a full spin
give it a full spin. Get down! We're gonna eat and then I'm gonna...
You can block off the staircases first. I think I should have just killed this guy, I think.
Like I guess Maddie has to just grow off, which one it is.
Yeah, if he comes down you can just kill him.
We try to grow up a little bit like how are we getting mad at it?
Yeah, very nice.
Alright, tough time.
Oh, just close, okay.
Let's do this.
This is fine.
Okay, what do we got?
Errors,
bangs, strings, the string.
What's this one? This real quick?
Get the rest of the spectrels just in case.
Nice.
That's good.
That's fine.
I think honestly we just like great spawner to be safe you can flash your you
left the wood in the chest by the way you know just in case what the hell I guess
though I literally didn't even notice wait a booster went sick almost there
I literally did I literally did not even do that. That's crazy
Actually fucking saving the day for once. Am I just gone?
What do I do
We just go bottom picker anyways, so I'll break in spawn regardless. Yeah. Yeah
We're gonna pro hang back up
so okay so we're gonna go over here then we're gonna uh this this yep that's good enough
and just boat straight off yep this is perfect
then we're gonna remember how to get this water yeah here then we're gonna just throw up we're gonna
need a bit of the gold so like we can grab the gold i'll kill the magma first just because
It's like make it make them smaller because the big ones can actually get up there. Yeah, that should be fine
I'll make some gold. You check the chest first
Let me just have gold. Okay. Yeah
Just be a bit careful of pigs dropping if you hear pigs like you can
That's not that's enough. You end up
Yeah
I probably should check that chest
And give all the gold and then do your pie chart now
Don't even check it. Let's just go to the top
Let me just do this. Oh wow. They just found it. Maybe they left on 15 abbey. That's crazy
They might just like at the break
So I go here, and I go forward one, and then to your left one.
OK, so we're going that way.
And negative x, they might do home portal.
I don't even know.
They do do home portal break.
I like your play.
OK, we can just do one more and then leave.
Well, does that have to crank up the spotter
and overlap away?
No way.
But it'll be good.
If you only have 19, you leave.
You just go because you have to pick.
Oh, true, true, true.
You just have to mine one instead of having to mine
fire going this way yeah yeah this is just just rip it you should see the
fort soon give it a wide yep it's in the crimson in front of you you see it or
not you'll see it when you'll see it when this hits yeah
yeah so this one I just like go down and then yep follow the stairs sit down
Yep, this is good. This is good. That's correct
Yep, you can just go one of these directions like I don't know from here. It's kind of random
You seem to find which leads
So try this. It could be obvi in these chests, right?
I guess so yeah, go up the stairs
Up these stairs? We don't need to obvi that bad turn on and then to your left
Yeah, oh there's not a stair. What the fuck?
Wait, go this way then and then follow through
Let's go up top I guess
Go back, go back, go back, go back
Oh, okay
There's another ward
I thought this was the staircase
Go to the where the nether ward stairs were
Okay
And then just go through
It's so hard to tell man
Oh, you just uh
It's so incredibly scary
It's really, it's really, it's really
It's like, I wouldn't just let it rush
My theory is that Taft is like literally no obvious, he probably has to mine so much.
I think you're right.
So yeah, just pick past Leehunt and spawn her.
Kill that stray.
I see spawn her.
Oh, perfect.
You can get this spawner and then go to the second one.
Yeah, I like that.
Once you kill the guy.
So go, yup.
Boom.
Easy.
You can have steak after the kills, or the others.
So rip a teensy donut, before you even craft it, you get the rod and then...
That's perfect, yeah, you can use these.
Uh huh, and one, two, three, four...
Boom, boom, boom, yep.
I'm gonna make a follow-up.
Yeah, break these and make your portal instantly and then because we're gonna need to mine with one obby
So we want to blind ideally as early as possible
You break the ass fucking rates. Yeah, just fucking wait, I'll be overlap
Yeah, you can mine here. You shouldn't, but it's fine. You can commit to it.
Normally you want to mine in the Nether.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, and then just...
You know what?
You can kill these, or just kill this fire and then build up like five blocks or something.
Yeah, and just measure here.
And then when you go to make your second eye or whatever, you can just make a different tower.
Yeah, start on there.
Looks good.
Left 8 blocks, so...
Right 7.
Yeah, you can...
The left hand is to be safe.
6, 7, 8, 9.
This is good.
Boom.
Easy.
Money.
Yep.
What the fuck did I just do?
I'll just do it.
Jesus Christ.
I'll pick these up.
Eat up.
Uh, yeah, you'll want to fire us and get back in.
Hey!
Take that.
That's all.
Yeah, kill us first.
We need to craft again.
Yes, we just need...
I want to take three or four rods.
We got to look at how much powder we have after this.
You might just have enough after this blaze.
Yeah.
Yeah, you are gone.
We're gone.
Am I going?
Alright, angle is 23 negative.
Negative 23.
Negative 23, so...
We're going to port this on her.
Yeah, go around the terrain like with a...
Yeah.
Here you go.
Am I going to minus 110, 288?
Oh, we got a ways to go.
Holy shit.
Yep, girls.
Yeah.
You can just build across the slalom and then just be a little scary, not going to lie.
Well maybe cut more left at some point, but we'll have to figure it out.
So oh wait perfect, perfect, we should whip a pearl there I guess.
Yep, as long as it looks safe, don't get any crazy, get right in the box like always.
Minus 1, 10, or minus 1, 10, to 88.
You can just go...
This is like good, so it opens up again.
Yeah, this, yeah.
So 288, 288, minus 18.
Sounds like a straight line, yeah.
You could pull through this gap up top.
Yeah, cool.
Scared about my...
I'm gonna keep running, honestly.
Yeah, I'll keep low, so...
Just run the cords and then make sure you have fire as, again, I guess, and dig.
Minus one ten, two, eighty-eight, so just go down here.
We're so high up, holy shit.
split, yes, watch your res, and then we're good.
Get ready to pearl.
Finger on seven.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Finger on seven.
I'm lucky.
Dude, this is so far.
OK, and we're good.
Don't miss place.
I'm addicted to the settings, and I'm getting rid of all the baddies, the box is off, uh,
Tic-Toc mode!
Dr. K.
Keep going.
Go down towards the portal and do another spin.
Spin here.
I would say... I have no idea. Let's try mid.
I was thinking that.
Go through mid, re-scan here.
Just like where you are.
Okay, let's do top, go back to starter, back to starter, and then go top left, and just
yeah, try coming in here for a bit, and maybe to the right, preemptive in this room, if
you don't see it, because we don't have a spike at all, it's a little cursed.
Oh, you got a spike behind you, if you 180, but the iron, this door, yeah.
Yeah, you gotta spike for a little bit.
So I don't know if we can force that direction.
Maybe this?
Maybe this?
Maybe there?
Wait, wait.
Yeah, I think it literally might be that.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Nice.
And we send it.
Nice.
Oh, you sure this is fucking...
Yeah, you can...
That worked.
Yeah, nice wool craft
So if you're obby first then run, I don't know if we have arrows
We can make a bow if we really want
I like to just play for birds. Honestly, just play for a we need to craft we need to craft
So just
Oh
No, you really it's like not really gonna change anything you have so many beds make your way down
Yeah
If I'm gone
And then get your pearls on your bar and just get dragon and vision. Okay cool. Cool
low key on the loax replace your axe with like blocks and build up a few
because like you're so low like that the founds really high if you like look at
mid like yeah yeah please perch and just yeah and just get ready to jump on
every please please please please please please please please please please if
you love me you'll perch if you love me yeah it's literally it's literally
R&D fast
There's literally all the other energy. I think that could be exact thing
Wow
I don't know sticks make a bow
Like you could have but like you know the thing that happens you want to do it as fast as possible
It was just like not worth it
You ready?
Bang. Left side.
Maybe?
Maybe?
Surely.
Fucking surely.
Maybe?
Fucking surely.
Maybe?
Maybe?
Oh my god.
You fucking better.
Holy shit.
Fuck!
Dude, he was playing like a demon.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Fuckin' yes!
Holy fuck, that was too close, bro!
What's fucking going on, man?
Dude, I was clenched!
It was correct.
Yeah, yo, what's up, I'm Booster.
Dude, what a fucking game.
Dude, that was good! That was so good!
W-1, dude.
Yo, guys, don't forget you're wearing the chest next time, please.
Like, what the fuck was that?
I'm Booster with a huge play.
What the fuck was that? Also,
The fort was visible. What are you doing? Like I saw it. I did not. I didn't see the
fort. It was so visible. Fun. Where did you when did you see it when I went to like the
top right in the in between the like when you when fruit said like walk off the edge
and white macro, then you kind of saw it in the in the like between. I was looking
like it was like the screen is so small. I thought fruit didn't think it was a fort
Because it like the background can look like it sometimes
Discord is so tweaker like he saw like there was a thing in the fort. I thought was a staircase. It was just a wall
Anything man, it's so hard
What's up you
It's as you have your magical mystical cast is like super dude
You and I'm not joking you entered the end
That was that was genuinely that was crazy also we had the same we have the same coaches in mid-off's because I
Fruit berries also coach me so you're
Anyways look bro, how do you flee? How do you feel bro? Oh my god?
Honestly, I was a little nervous, but I think once I got in the flow. I thought a little bit better
Um, I kind of noticed when he left, he didn't leave on 15 Abbey or something, but what was that about?
Yeah, he stepped on 14 Obby and mine stick.
That is so true, I feel like that's true.
What was going through your head when he found the fortress?
Well, I just knew, I just knew he had no Abbey.
Yeah, I thought maybe he got a chest that I missed on the Abbey, I was like, wait, I was like,
my Lord has bad words going on.
Treasure was fine, like even if we saw the treasure, I still would have told him to go down.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's also crazy as well because he also managed to find the fortress without mining the spawner out
It looked like he sent a quad and just say was there it was crazy
I think I think booze first that I saw it. No, you like you see it
I think fruit didn't see it because the
In my just been like it's barely this old like I told him to go. No, it's the sound. Yeah, it's the sound. Yeah
Damn, maybe maybe wow
It's a porch
Oh, so you guys
I want to rain now to stronghold for sure like you guys did it. Oh, I'm so nice
So how do you feel knowing that going into tomorrow your first match tomorrow is gonna be against Ludwig
That's what we need to hear bro, that's what we need to hear!
Yeah, you get it. Do we even have to like...
No man, no never.
Okay, we'll take that, we'll take that, we'll take that.
Alright well my friends, congratulations on making it to day 2.
We're going to start over in the bracket now.
We look forward to seeing you play tomorrow.
Bye guys! See you tomorrow!
See you little casters!
Awesome.
I'm just telling you like they must super just miss out on mob or something because
Oh
Yeah, cuz I told him to go up he did a full spin and I try to come down and do a full spin and then I'm like, okay I
Thought I'm not gonna spike with a full spin. I'm coming. No, I thought I thought I had one for like one frame
It's I was like you had nothing. Yeah, you had nothing in starter, which was so weird
They're just how they've been a mob in the way, but yeah, but ironically foot you carried by telling him to respite that in that spot
Yeah, yeah, that helped
I was like, oh it's right there
I'm just kind of like trolled in the floor also the wood thing like dude
I must have legit zoned out for like the five things you're in that chest cuz like no way you put wood there
Yeah, that's fine like it's it's fine because you guys weren't a wooden forest like woodbime anyway
Yeah, but like it would have been so bad still
You guys were like it wasn't close out all by the way because sass was legit dying to everything in the end like you couldn't
on too harsh even girl yeah wait so up top here you said like if I wide view wait
let me see let me see I think it when you were like a little bit further down on
the side of the rating early down because the only time a why did I thought was
right here and then on the other side of the triple saps so saps why do you see
though see the lava flow on the top of like the cube part of treasure go not
I love about behind you back. Yeah, you see nothing for some reason
You just skipped over it oh shit
It's so subtle. I get like it's like it only sticks up like three blocks
Yeah, but the only the only real time loss you had was the
Pirate other than that you still needed to trade so it's fine
Yeah, the fact that you didn't get 20 obvious fuck by the way like yeah, bro
So much bull what the fuck yeah, I'm trying to be an extra 45 gold. He got four all the what was there any
Down here
But it's like I didn't check this we haven't taught that right so it's like impossible
I know there's one here, but it didn't even spawn well
There's yeah, there's this one and the other ones are kind of like you don't really know
They are they're kind of random to be fair. Yeah, the other ones are also like kind of like they can be
Yeah, we looking at this maybe I don't know
Maybe you get this seat out of here
kind of weird
Hold on a minute
I mean Bruce you should stay in the car you can call I think I'll stay in the car muted next time
I only like like help out with stuff like that cuz like when I when I realized that
Zaps sent that quadrant that I thought I saw the port in at that point
I did can't jump in a call anymore because
Then I like oh, yeah, that was where the port is like I can't jump in
Yeah, that makes sense, but it's like maybe maybe if I see your screen share bigger
I would have noticed because the screen shows all in the mainstream
He toggles on fucking enderman here or what?
He looked at me at some point. Yeah. Yeah, he builds this he goes to the side
And then he sees an enderman while going to his
And he just gets like he builds up to kill the enderman and placing it above and gets dragon breath
And at this point, I don't think he has the golden apple
so you know
at one point he was on one and a half parts with just flush so if he got like
there was a solid like minute where if he got the perch he literally couldn't
do anything about it cuz he would have about a year exactly
all right here all gone here it's starting it's starting and scene yeah
Uh-oh, uh-oh!
New tower. Yep.
And then the dragon comes.
And he's like there, ends up in the boat, but the boat isn't loaded anymore.
Oh my god, this is bad.
Yeah. Like if you notice, if you notice is the dragon's breath is like shot at him there, and he builds up.
He's fine. He just continues regaining, but I think they just stress that out.
Oh, okay
Yeah
I think like your most clutch moments were definitely like
And the stronghold itself like fruit actually
The train the strongholds actually say we had to dig down like 40 blocks like that was cool
You saved a lot of time.
Yeah, they did the exact same thing,
but I think they fucked around in the Crimson Forest
through the lava way more than you did.
Like, you just pulled past it.
They ran through it and fucked around.
I'm happy I saw the spike, and I
calmed you to 180 through the iron door.
Yeah, that was good.
It was so confusing.
I don't know.
That was a weird little stronghold.
What, the band village?
Oh, yeah.
I did the band village.
but what's that super super they're doing a room for the next one
no room for them
wait so are you serious?
like lock down at the start of the seed
so you're saying if I don't
if I'm not crafted by the time I enter the end
I shouldn't have bow because I need to craft or like
well you didn't have a you didn't have a bow or a crossbow like
yeah right
like I might have you
it can also be scary to precraft in the end
as well because if you're trying insta perches and you miss it it can be like
bro I had the craziest insta perch in this fucking ranked match it was insane
And it like perched I was like it was so bizarre
Yeah, if you don't have the bow or cross over we crafted half as low keeps weaker if you don't like have the whole flow down
It's not a crazy one minute nine seconds like no fucking one cycle like that's insane. No
Yeah, I think I think wait I think um
Who nominal gravy got a sub one minute and fight without
0 against me that was crazy
You'll think I'll be actually got three coaches though. I got that actually huge play
Also by the way, I think if fruit for some reason like gets sick or something and can't
Yeah, boys. Come you I think flying brook should because you guys have been actually doing one
Ironically, which is being
Wow, no it wouldn't be a nerf. I think you're selling yourself. No, but like no
I'm not saying my bad coach, but it's like this synergy like yeah, you know
Yeah
It would make sense cuz you it's almost like you were the assistant coach this time
I was just I wake up super and stream. That's all I see bro literally
I'll be fine. I'll be around. I'll be around.
Good win though. That was awesome man.
That's so funny.
That was kind of scary. I can't lie.
I don't even know I must have legit like looked away for five cents where you're just like throwing junk in the chest
And just like you probably threw within there just sell like low key and then left
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true
You were locked in though you weren't like you were making good plays there
you the way you read it the bash and what like what kind of done better I'm
just trying to remember in that match the only thing is like the the wide
macro yeah that was bad yeah anyway for the obvi which I didn't even get
regardless so it's like yeah but I think you also like like the pigs were
probably done trading for a good at least end to 15 seconds because like that
I rate was a little bit slow as well mm-hmm so either like practice by
my rate of religion just like wide macros good like yeah oh yeah could of mine
the obi in the nether that would have saved me some time yeah yeah I it's not a
situation we really ran into but like you you should mine your 20th obi in the
nether cuz you like load blazes if you do it as well like in the overworld
measuring first is better cuz then you measure with the mobs not reaching you
yet and then you mine is like you you mined out the obvious and then you had to deal with
mobs before you measure like so how long is it to mine at nobby with diamond pick 15 seconds
10 seconds I think 10 seconds gold is 20 iron is 40 ish something so gold is 30 I'm pretty
sure that was funny I swear I think iron is like 45 oh yeah my I've could have been
better. Damn forgot about that. Who knows. Yeah, but wasn't the quarter of a snap fucked?
Yeah, it was kind of fucked. But you guys hit both spawners, which was goaded. They didn't,
I think. Yeah, yeah. I love that the double double spawner shot was nice.
Gold is 30. Look at this end, like 0.4 second difference.
Know that. Look how much time you saved in the stronghold. Yeah, you gapped 40 seconds
back you entered first yeah that's crazy no they were like standing there
pre-crafting I think they potentially wanted to zero or something oh thank
she does I think she knows like one or two zero cycles so yeah I didn't look at
where the dragon landed no they had an overhang so that's my day yes I should
wait gold is 20 I'm counting it right now I'm doing it right now no okay
Well, you surely Minecraft wiki has has that
85 so random
That's
Old sub 10 seconds with diamond
Wait, yeah, I was like 41
3.1 points
Piking lots of love from Ukraine
You can mine it with...
I thought it was at least 2
You can mine it with Wood in 2?
That's fast
No?
Are you insane?
With a wooden pickaxe, yeah, cause it's just like
Wood pickaxe sucks so bad
I like this shit
Incredibly
Hey good matches today
All right, just throw on the fucking bit off stream and I'm gonna go take a fucking pill
But this sir
Surely we see more than one housing
Watch
but yeah dude it is so juicy is now setting up
for the Tragil route I want to help paint the bike same
put a sim put a sim yeah you're going to drop down to the left
go up two blocks left go up two blocks
so here just yeah place two blocks perfectly yeah perfect perfect perfect
you're going to throw all the gold down and get the other gold block
You know what I just realized?
That's music being played in the background and I forgot.
That's okay.
Don't even worry about it.
Don't even worry about it.
If we copyright strike, we're going to have to sue you.
That's okay.
That's just not how that works.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
This is a little scary here.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait.
W trades.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
why infume wanted us to mine those gold blocks if oh my god juicy's in the
pick-hole oh my god oh my god oh my goodness oh my goodness that's that's
That's so tough.
I don't know what to think.
That's so tough.
Oh my goodness.
Give me a Pat's and chat for that.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Mika, what axe?
It's tight.
How is the room portal overworld?
You've been praying for this whole time.
Well, we got around a four minute plus enter.
So it was a little...
Obviously, I know these players have been studying for a week or not.
Yeah, it was one obsidian.
Okay.
was with lava so you had to just drain it and then it's legit show like this is legit
maybe a two and a half minute time loss at max okay hey yeah
the thing is Coriway could tell me anything and I trust him all right he could tell me
that my wife is divorcing me and she wasn't and I just I believe him yeah oh oh oh oh
okay save those so it's not like maybe yeah I was thinking that we'll go save that all
Oh that's really rough. That's a pass. That's a pass again. Holy. Oh dear. Oh dude it's so much. I know, I know, I know. It's so intense. It's so intense.
Here we go. Juicy back in. Running redemption. And we're seeing pain back as well. You know what?
pretty well this is impressive no backup blocks that is unfortunately they're
gonna have to hope I don't know if it was the right side there we go that's
okay we've got a whole lot of blocks to go block still down by the chest as well
so it should be okay that is true that is true that is true
I'm listening to these guys I'm trying to get this time okay
and then the down down down the staircase down the staircase yeah for
some reason I and it loses me time but I always do it this way for some reason
it's okay
we didn't block up the stairs here
they always get caught on those funky blocks by stairs
yeah honestly it is uh trying to figure out yeah that's yeah we go there's one
now yeah the piglet AI is so weird I would kill him kill him paperback kill him
kill him kill him oh wow a lot of iron that's great yeah I'm an axe yeah very
nice seeing maybe I doubt we'll do iron sword as well but the options there
crossbow so we're not gonna be crafting a bow keep it simple yeah maybe
we should maybe didn't check if those were so speed through or not but it was
awesome oh okay and then the last backup block here we are hey back is
really ahead right now. Well you say that but do you seriously get it? Yeah but do you
think it hasn't looked at the chest, hasn't mined those back up blocks, hasn't mined the
blocks on the other side? Like you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know what, yeah. Yeah
but it's anyone's game man, this is the whole thing of the bit of, literally anyone could
win. And we know where the fortress is, so this is going to be a super fast split
from Bastion to Fortress because you know it's, it's literally, I can see the timer
is one minute off don't worry I'm looking at the in-game timer I don't know what's
happened at the time we'll fix it tomorrow is it you know how the first
day is it's always our test run yeah a few yeah a few hiccups every now and then
guys it's cool now I'm curious to see what curryway strategy is here knowing
that juicy died and has to come back I think curryway is probably not worried
I realistically that both still on the bastion split as soon as the next
achievement comes in from paperback we will get a better idea how far
behind they are or if they are a tool should we see what Kariwa is saying?
Yeah
what's crazy about this is like this is so much faster than paperbacks pb it's actually kind of
unbelievable like it's almost yeah someone's got a keyboard a mouse playing for him yeah like
it's like actually like oh my god he's cranking right now is that the right time
to crank it yeah i'd say that what were you doing pulse 15 pulse i don't think
he's checked the chest i think juicy might be out wait
where that far as oh wait no i think i was on what's going on
oh okay yeah yeah oh we're going down to my spawner or are we gonna always
now i'm never gonna make now i'm not gonna make it um
i'm just gonna get off the stairs yeah okay oh they despawned
so you just drop your stairs make sure you pick up the boat back up oh my
they did this yeah here and though so where were you enter from yeah it's
just behind them just behind the paperbacks POV and you can see Juicy is
already pulling Juicy is going for the pearl oh yeah he sees the four oh yeah
oh my god but they're both out wait taking slightly different track I think
paperbacks gone on the wrong side yes over there there we go there we go
Here we go both players on track to enter the fortress at what 12 minutes
That's pretty good
Fixed it. Holy dude
They are
This is incredible
Yeah, both players have are exceeding any kind of this is this is
Literally, I would have came back to fix it but guys. I was literally like holding that shit from like
The start of the match so like as soon as I sat down within like 30 seconds if it was just like coming out
I couldn't come back
Sorry does that say average time 90 minutes what the hell
On the local can you in Lee? I don't think you've ever had more or more than when
Tabo saw your OWL record and instantly had to change his preds in him superd.
Yo, by the way, I was thinking for a long time,
because when I first talked to fruit, I was like, I don't know who he reminds
like he reminds you of somebody, but I couldn't figure out who it is.
And while I was taking a shit, I think I just realized that I feel like
He kind of reminds me of say jam anybody else get that or that was me I
Can see it so scary the way he speaks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah kind of
White guy equals say jam no, I'm just saying like
If there it if this is closed oh my my my my webcam lady hold on
Leaks everything
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
It's okay
Man that's so scary
true
yeah
you know what great method there by building a three good tech
yeah good tech
we're the skelly tech
oh that's not
big w in chat for goat streamer big dubs
oh my god
also look at
big guy
big guy
sponge bar big guy pants okay
sponge bar big guy pants okay
big guy
big guy
move back my body check
we're running really far by
a fire it seems fine
you can see on the top corner
it's more flashing
oh
I didn't even think about using that
Um, five rods. I've just shut a wig. Choke replay. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody have that. Okay. Any second now. I gotta watch that again.
Where's that at?
What's up, bro?
I just took a piss. I'm nervous.
No, you.
That's brutal.
That thing took a game off of you?
Not fair you legitimately get a buy tomorrow.
Bro, it could be like, you don't know man, anything can happen.
In a B01, like anything can happen.
BT for the content? I kinda forgot how to do BT though, hold on. How do I do this? Create a room.
Berry Treasure. Starve.
Well that was a good shit by the way if anybody cares.
Uh, F3 Chefs, 0-0-0, Game Renderer level...
...entities.
And then...
Same thing is here, right? I believe.
We just do 8 and, uh...
8 and 50, and then...
...
Oh, chunk.
I think it's just this, right?
So it's like...
And then yeah, so it's here. Let me go nine nine congrats super nine nine right here
Oh, come on let's grow up. Hey
Beach is not too bad
No, but the thing is everyone's just gonna ban BT, which I guess is good for me because,
um, maybe I should just ban shipwreck.
I kind of hate shipwreck.
Shipwreck kind of sucks.
What is BTBerry treasure?
So we go bang, game render level, entities, baits, I'm getting no spike, okay.
Why am I getting no spike?
What the fuck
So wait is it like over here
Hello
After that to increase my thing by like one maybe
If you don't get a spike damage just run towards POS POS what is piece of shit piece of shit?
What is that?
What is POS POS?
Run towards positive positive?
Ah, see I'm negative negative.
Oh so it's probably just like over here it's probably just like right literally right
here no?
Like it's probably literally in this fucking chunk right here.
Like I bet, I bet, I bet Ludwig's life is right here.
Brother, like, what is this fucking?
Oh wait, is it really?
Oh, and maybe it's this trunk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Alright, so if I don't get it run towards positive, positive, okay, I gotcha.
Why is this minecraft turned into YouTube shorts?
That's a little speedrun tool that you use to help find certain things.
This is cheating use the treasure map now. I'm sorry bro. I'm I'm so sorry
So it's like over here is it just this chunk right here. No it has to be on sand, right
wait what the fuck kind of maybe just down here
I see I see I see I see it's right here
It's always funny how BT's like there's always like a block like this that just spawns like
on top like it's so obvious and you know what I mean because it's just like not natural generation.
Generally how does this shit work?
I don't know all the specifics I'm not going to pretend like I do but essentially like
this F3 screen tells you a lot of shit.
So like I can explain some stuff like this is like these are chunk borders and if you
don't know how Minecraft works the game renders in things by 16 by 16 block chunks.
So everything that's generated is by a 16 by 16 chunk and this pie chart in the bottom
left like there's so much you can do with this pie chart I'm not even like I know
What all this shit is but specifically for bed for buried treasure if you get a game renderer and then level and then entities I
Clicked the wrong thing. What the fuck am I on?
There we go. Um, I
Don't know what all of this stuff is on this pie chart
But if you notice like when I turn my mouse to the left I
Get like this very large chunk of
of orange, that spikes, and that is indicative of a treasure chest, which I already eluted,
which was the one that we just looted.
And there's a whole bunch of stuff like this in the game.
Now this is all vanilla, this is all vanilla.
Okay, this screen, this like TikTok view, this is like a mod.
But like the pie chart and F3 and shit,
that's all vanilla Minecraft.
Oh, that's what I forgot to mention too.
Berry Treasures always spawn at 9.9 in the chunk.
So if you look at the left,
I don't know if my webcam's covering it.
I'll just move myself over here for now.
So you see on the left, it says chunk.
And then there's like numbers next to it.
Berry Treasures will always spawn on the 9-9 chunk, or the 9-9 block in the chunk.
So it says 9, and then a number, and then 9, it'll always spawn there.
Smart.
There it burns.
So I'll do it again. I'll do it again just to show you.
I'll do this one more time.
So first we're going to lower these settings because it helps identify things.
Then we're going to go to TikTok view, pie chart, game renderer, levels, entities.
And now we're looking for a big spike of orange.
Right there, right?
So right about here, you'll see it enters my, the thing is like, it gets big, right?
And that means you have to like imagine this as like a full screen view.
It just entered my screens POV like on the left side.
So I want to go over here maybe, and then we're going to get inside this chunk, and we're
going to check it again.
So maybe it's over here, and then we're going to do one more scan.
Okay, I'm drolling.
Is it just down here?
No.
Um, is it the next chunk over?
There's no way, right?
Uh, hold on. Not everybody. Oh, maybe it's just here.
I'm getting like a it's like a spike like right here
Ah ah ah ah ah wait
I have no idea what you're doing
No, it says it's like over here go outside, please it says it's like right here, but I
Just don't think that's possible
Guys every ban BT
Undefined
hello what huh you need help yeah I do what where did you go well I do very
treasure booty cheeks and what I know you quake it after watching that run
don't even fucking pretend you are that run got me quaking yeah yeah I don't
quake it this shit I am literally the 27 highest paid chest player of all time
Is that actually real? 27th highest chest run?
Yeah, yeah she is real.
Sports earnings, chess.
Don't have to look it up, but it's real.
No, look it up.
Why are you guys helping Super?
Why are you and Havard in the water? What happened?
Why are you digging down on blocks you can literally see?
I don't know where this fucking BT is.
9-9.
9-9.
Still pretty impressive.
Still top 100 though. Yeah, that is still impressive to be fair.
to be fair. I mean, low key top 100 highest running chess players all time. Pretty impressive.
It says you're a Fall Guys player for some reason. It is my highest earning game. I think
I'm like the top five highest earning Fall Guys players all time.
The fuck?
Go to nine line, bro. It's in the center of the chunk.
Yeah, I know. No, no, when you're scanning, the scan picks up at the edge of the chunk.
Like, so not you should already know that. Yeah. Do you know about sub chunks? Super
Subchunks so you see how there's this big box around you. Yeah, the blue lines blue lines. Yeah. Yeah. Those are subchunks
So you're not gonna get the perfect quarter everywhere you look unless it's in the exact subchunk you are
So it's possible that if it's below you it doesn't look like it's in that chunk. That makes sense. Yes, Melia
But it can't be under grass
No, it's not on this chunk
What the hell is it? I've checked like every chunk I feel like guys our student is helpless should we get a fifth
I was at an hour you are not
Why do you get a fifth coach?
I prod is a
Buddy, what are you digging for sand like what's going on here?
I can't this beat these impossible. No, why is it over here? Your spike was in the ocean more coaches. Yeah, two more coaches
Yeah, I'll say I'm a coach. Yo, can you guys help out my boy supery doesn't know how to do BT?
No I do not, because it's not this one specifically.
I'm not gonna help them.
And it's not your actual game?
Oh.
No, this is private, private Bash.
Oh, okay.
Hey Oliver, welcome to the coaching booth.
Do you know what's so cool?
Oh, Oliver!
I have a fucking pride, Oliver!
I got like a laundry list of fucking complaints for you.
I got a fucking laundry list, brother.
Bro, it's zero with red lime, everyone knows.
Lay it on me.
All right, first address, you should be guaranteed a flint on your 20th gravel.
objections no way I grew this if it takes 80 gravel between players like what
do you give a shit if it's 80 or 20 at some point now that we gotta wrap it up
it's a kind of hype when you get like a 40 bomb you're a sicko yeah crazy yeah
crazy well we guarantee we guarantee blazer odds after certain blazes also
Another
Why did I get 15 opi and then I traded 25 extra gold and got four more opi. Hello
Can we look into that you got a diamond pick? No, yeah, but that's like, you know, you won who cares
One minute of mining. How are you saying that you literally only bitch about your opponents when you do win?
Okay, sorry
You just kind of bitch you but I shouldn't speak
I'm to take all your suggestions if you can find the BT in the next minute. Okay, check this out. Oh
This is no this BT's bugged or something like this is actually another bug seed it could be bug low key
Are you at five? No, it would not be bugged. Oh, I've taken every chunk. I'm not joking
Okay, Tonya, I've evade a normal real quick
Or not
Are we in 2022? Oh, this is how I do it and I find every time if you want to complain you can play
No, no, it's not that.
You're just gonna have to be able to solve the problems.
Go to the thing and go to the thing.
Because I haven't been locked in!
I have a job!
Is that actually a job?
It's gotta be over here.
But I don't know how deep in the ocean it can be.
Check both sides, bro.
I would help you.
I think I know what Tunkett is.
I think I know what Tunkett is.
Give me a sec.
What's on it?
Yeah, I think I know what Tunkett is.
I'm not saying.
Do you want a gentleman's BT tomorrow on some dope shit?
Honestly, I'd be dancing.
What is a gentleman's BT?
A gentleman's BT?
We just guaranteed to go to Gen- uh, BT no matter what, it's just not here, bro.
It's super can never be here because it's too far?
It's too deep into the beach.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh my god, you guys fucking water?
Just like stand still on the grass and just like, just look left, just get the left side
of the chunk and the right side of the chunk.
You don't need to keep reloading the pie chart.
Just like, reload it once so there's nothing, and then just go left until you see it
pop up.
See the pops up on that like you know
Look at the left edge of your screen. That's where it came in
So it's center though. It's centered
And then you go
I think we need more
So then and then and then to confirm it you can check all angles and if it's a quarter and all angles
It's probably it's probably that chunk right in front of you. It could also be right below you if it's in a subchunk
That was really good, bro eight minutes 47 seconds, I think
I mean that was insane bro. You died in the in the portal room, bro. What's going on?
That was kind of beast mode. No, it was kind of hype fun. Watch. Oh
I can't lie I genuinely couldn't tell if you were trying to clip FOMO like if you're just terrible
I you know, I thought I'd rather get two runs in than one if I can choose
It's actually a smart strategy
Well, I mean at that point why don't you three? I mean not a bad idea to be honest
I'm watching the last match. I see y'all.
Hi, peace out, bro.
Alright, let's go to the first try incoming.
Witness me.
Check this shit out.
Alright.
Let me go.
That's done today for us.
Oh, so you don't need to keep reloading it.
Just like, when you have no orange, you just go left until you have the thing.
I think it's just easier.
Like, on your thin still.
Erm.
So it's got to be like, over here.
Because now you don't know what you're...
Yeah.
He's got to reload it when it's big.
Oliver can you just try to reload it?
No, I don't think it's this one.
Oh!
Wait, what the?
I'm gold.
But it's this one.
My mental is really bad.
I thought this one.
I thought this one.
Wait, this one.
Break the bottom stand.
Bottom stand.
Bottom stand.
You actually got a bug seed.
If you want to bitch Oliver for anything, this is a very bad thing to bitch Oliver.
I'm not smart enough to fix this bug
Got it!
Wait, you saved 8 minutes on this, BT can put it on the last one
Impressed?
Awesome
Oh, but do you actually code this game?
I don't know, it's Red Lime's game
Oh, Red Lime does everything bro, I'm just an Ideas guy
Oh, there's the fall man
I'm the fall man, yeah
Red Lime can't take the heat, so I fall on the sword
Red Lime's too nice, Red Lime's too nice
Yeah, Red Lime is too nice
Yo, Fumber, did you ever do fucking ocean monument strats where you got the gold block?
Did you ever do that shit?
I mean like don't age, maybe yeah
I'm gonna be plastic for fun. I almost got a sub 10 of the monument earlier this year
Yes
Monument tomorrow or what we think no, it's if you do that and you know
I can't even know I'd be kind of fire though
So once you get a spike, you don't have to like change it, like flicker it?
Yeah, once you get it, you just, when you don't have a spike, you don't need to refresh it.
It's just only, it's like, it's like kind of you're trying to get the spike, you don't
have to refresh.
Yeah.
Oh, wrong one.
Wrong over there.
Okay, so it's like, it's like, there, so there, you know, it's like, it's like
There yeah, and then you refresh now. They have the big orange then you'd refresh it and they like go over here, and then let's like
No, so it's got to be like what the
What the oh, so it's like here just down here
I don't think so
What was saying about sub terms? I think I was in the one you were spinning in just yeah, thanks. Yeah
I think it's in this chunk here, but just it's lower than Y48, so you're only getting
a certain angle.
Yeah, you see it's like you're standing at Y48, so this is at Y47, so you're only getting
this lower subjunct at certain angles.
How does it know about subjuncts?
What do you do, Fonberg?
I didn't do shit, that's Kyle.
I haven't talked to him in the first place, but I'm not afraid of it.
I didn't explain that one to me
I didn't explain sub chunks
I didn't really
I don't know
I explained that if the water goes really far down you have to look more down
I didn't explain sub chunks as a concept
I mean I
I just want to get you to the shore of talking about sub chunks or something
I explained them to you a week ago
I didn't know how that worked
Are you saying that?
It's good. It's god. I think I heard the name.
It kind of reminds me of Sea Jam. That's why.
I don't know if you've ever heard that before.
Is that good? Is that a good or a bad thing?
No, that's a good thing. I like Sea Jam.
OK. It's cool.
I'm going to pull a lot of weight.
I'm going to wash the...
Yeah. I'm going to go back to the party chat.
Good luck proxying the BT.
You guys.
No, bad luck.
The fuck? Who said that?
Why every week?
I don't know. Did I kill the vibes with that question or what?
Okay, do you want to actually practice more?
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing actually.
I was trying to fix my discord bubbles for the past five minutes and I think the website is fast.
Oh, I had to even bother to set those up, like this whole, like...
No, it's so stupid.
Wait, so I forget, like the problem with BT is that once I do this,
I gotta put my pie chart back in case I need to ray in the nether.
Yeah, what you could do, like...
So what top runners do is they start on like the BT settings, but the entire time I've had you start on like the spawner settings.
And we could get you to swap if you feel like it.
It's a good idea like in the future, but I was thinking for now, since we're already used to the spawner thing, we're just kind of just chilling it.
But I don't think it's a strap, but it could be.
I don't think so either, but I'll check.
Yeah, so go up.
Just kind of...
When you're... first of all, when you're in the chunk that you think it's in, you should do like a full spin like this.
And if it ever goes away, like ever, like there's the big red...
It just has to be this chunk, no? Like it's has to be red?
Yeah, it is, like has to be red.
You're taking a block off.
I knew that.
Yeah.
Right, BTs give you so much loot, though, like...
Yeah, very clean.
Yeah, if you can keep doing these, I'll tell you, like, ask you what's wrong with each
one.
Fruitberries really is Sage.
I'm telling you, bro.
He's fucking...
It's...
You remind me of Sage, man.
Bail, bail, bail, bail.
Stop refreshing so often.
You're just spinning in the chunk.
Okay, bro.
I'm sorry.
No, that's fine.
If you're, so like, when you're initially trying to find it, you should only flash your pie
chart like once, like in Fiuma saying like, so change your pie chart.
So like, like change it till the red goes away, that's what I mean, so like kind of
refresh it and then like, so we know like roughly it's this way, but like, like turn
around like look yeah so don't like keep flashing it like this like when it's
make go it make it go small again so just look to the left yeah and I know yeah
and then kind of work your way into it and the second it becomes big like that
you know you've like loaded on your target spotted
Is that what it is?
Wait.
Yeah.
Uh, no.
No, it's not.
Um, I can't wait further.
Just like, go back up, like, to the land.
Now, why don't you just think about, like, the direction?
So just...
It's a slowly...
Over here!
So it's, it doesn't give you distance, it just gives you a direction.
So, like, over there?
Yeah, like you're kind of always assuming it's like right on you when in reality it can be up to like
like eight chunks away. So to get distance you have to like you have to scan from like two different
directions if that makes sense. So like don't do it in wide mode like this do it in a...
And if it doesn't go away in a full spin then it's literally just this chunk.
Right so but like could it be like...
Yeah it could be here.
like uh don't always assume it's like the chunk that's closest just kind of like you
want to get the distance by just double checking where it's before you commit
so like
bro but if i want to climb past i'm gonna gotta learn one cycle
there ain't no one cycle here zero cycle
I mean, zero cycle, that's what I know.
Yep.
We'll learn it after.
That's right.
What if that's too hard for me?
What if I'm mechanically bottlenecked?
Well, you're a scroll head, but like even then it's not that bad.
You could do it while scrolling.
Curry Way used to lose one of the coaches.
He used to perm a scroll until like months ago.
Really?
Yeah, he used to scroll for everything.
everything and he was like pretty good while doing it.
Oh, wait a minute.
It's just this trunk.
It's just this trunk.
No, like it's because you're not refreshing.
Yeah, yeah.
So like, yeah, ease into it like that.
So maybe...
Only spam, like super spam refresh when you think you're in it.
So it could be this trunk.
Nope.
Yeah, and just slowly work your...
Okay.
So maybe here.
So it might be this ocean chunk.
Yeah.
Give it a full check.
Samson's man. Okay, it's going away. So just kind of figure out the points where it shows up
It's like you're moving like your mouse
Is it not like right like down there? Yeah, it could be a jump over there, but like
Okay, I got it
I mean if you would rather like don't watch just watch me do a bunch
Okay, I think like it might give you a little better idea
Let's do that
Let's do that. I should my screen. I'm stuck in fucking purgatory. I can't get out of this. Uh, this world give me a second
yeah let me see what you got let's see we freaking got here oh my fucking game
full-screen I gotta stretch
that was a stretch yeah bless you bless you bro
it's like okay it's like a thing about right so if the BTC this is what I want
to do from now on he's fine in game renderer yeah you like change your my
sentence already pre-changed but you would yeah eight so like this is a thing
you could do right you could when you get higher elo especially you should a
hundred percent do this you should start on the BT settings and then if it's
anything but a BT you just change your settings up wait shouldn't be the
Yeah, because BT is like 1 in 20 and like that seems kind of intuitive.
Well, the reason why is because you can use the BT settings but also like you can pinpoint like the ruin portal chest with it.
You can pinpoint like shipwrecks.
Oh, that's just freaking out.
You know what I mean? Like, because every structure has chests.
So you can like, what top runners will usually do is like, doesn't matter on the C type,
they'll always do a full spin and then when they get the spike even then it's
like a desert temple or like a ruin portal and then they'll just go the way of
the spike is good but I don't want to like I don't know it's gonna be a mess
like after like I don't know I don't think it's worth for me honest to be
honest but okay I'm zoomed and just you want to like one cool thing you can
do is so I'm going right, going right, going right. Boom. It started going up like around
here. So it's like this way. And if I'm unsure, like if I went too fast, I'm like, oh, shit.
You can scan from the other way. It's like I turned this way. And like, so you're kind
of like pinpointing it on both sides. It's like, okay, I think it's around here. I'm
going to double check on the other side. Wait, question in the chat. Can I find my
friends hidden chests on a Minecraft server with the strategy I believe the
answer is yes actually actually is it yes a server I'm a server renders things
maybe servers are weird man maybe you could try your best I also newer
versions are cringe in like the the the directories are different I know but I
think it's this chunk based off of my like my work and yes right here oh yes
You see the diorite like spawned on the side. So just remember like you should always um look at your biome always if you're if you're
9 it's
Just if it if you're not if you're in like a river it can't it can only be in beaches. Oh
And like sometimes you're digging down on like a warm ocean or some shit like it can only be
Beach
Oh, excuse me. That was nasty
I think I might have told you that initially, but it's like something that's hard to remember.
I get stupid, I don't know.
I probably glossed over it lightly.
I mean, we're in a fucking village, let's attempt to find the fucking...
Oliver!
Oliver!
This is legit going to be a fucking nightmare.
It could be this, like, I don't fucking know, let's say, because there's so many
chest in the damn village it's like it could be over there but that's probably just the house
so it's probably the there's the fucking house with the chest there and there's a house with
the chest over there so this is awesome actually
for this okay wait maybe i correct uh where the hell is nine nine no it's not it could be this
But I highly doubt it highly done
I've never seen anything like this where it's like village hell. Yeah, we gotta blame all over it again
Click this it like like there's just so much fucking happening
Let's I don't think we just transition to a village spawn here. Just get the blacksmith to Gary
Well, they're probably there's no blacksmith guarantee
Ah, shit.
There's just no life in this area.
I don't know what the fuckers is it do.
In this situation.
Yeah, it's kind of fun.
There's no such changes in the fucking mid-offs, is there?
It's like orbit the spawn chunk.
Yeah.
It's like, what else do you do here besides, like, fucking...
Like, it could be this trunk, I guess.
Nah, cause it's, well...
This, this is technically a beach.
Man.
Like, even if there's grass on top, it could be under that.
Maybe the strategy break every village chest and then try it again. I guess but that's like so bad
You've moved like a minute. Oh, okay. Let me break this chance. Let me go
We go all the way over here
Here we go. This is legit like as his torture
Like oh, yes, let me go. Let me break both of these
No, I don't even know but you can't see change in in mid-offs
Yeah, you would literally just manually check every chunk with but like just look for it poking out
I guess if it was in a fucking village
Like look for it like the little indent
If you don't see it and you just got to start checking the coast just tacking legit like every coast chunk that makes sense
I don't even know here we go an actual seed
Okay, so like when I spawned in facing this way and I opened it and immediately it's here
So like I know it's like somewhere this way and it can only be on a beach
So like I'll make me over here. Let's check this chunk
Okay, it's like it's like this way because I I start turning turning turning boom
Do this chunk or the chunk to my side?
Probably just this one
and you're in a speech, let me go 9-9, and Max win.
I mean I think I get the general gist, just sometimes it's a little weird, that's all.
Yeah, that's weird.
That's weird.
Lots of strat.
Wow, you almost fucking like got the hell out.
I was like a TF2 demo man sticky jump, what the fuck?
That was so cool.
Let me see if I got another minute. Let me get one.
Oops, I hope I didn't fucking...
Well my tummy's kind of feeling weird after that shit. That was a little something else.
Ooh, I have an incredible strategy actually.
Do you?
Yeah, actually, potential incredible strategy.
We can, if tomorrow, let's say like we know the seed is going to be BT, we can change our
standard settings before the match.
Oh, that is a little creepy.
Is that not crazy or what?
It's a little creepy.
Is that not creepy?
That's a little creepy.
That's like, it's like good.
That's like, unironically good.
Because you have so much time before the match, you can just change your settings
and then you can join the room.
Oh, that's not it. That's that's natural generation. What the fuck is that?
That's not I mean, I'm even
Bro, this is natural generation. What the fuck? Yeah, bro
Well, that little guy be bro. He's just chillin little Sandy
shit
All right, show me what you where the scan is
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, so go straight a chunk and it's it's it's either legit here or like it could even be on the other
Island past there, but I probably not like check this just like comfort like do a full spin
Like yeah, you're in a plane. It's like you want to confirm always by doing kind of the full spin and if it ever drops
Which it is
So check on the chunk that way. Yeah, and I'm just going to spin it down. It's I think I see it
It's like it's like low key here. Yeah
You try to confirm the chunk before you before you big
There's enough now if I spin but to see like it's not even showing up now. What's that about?
Uh, there's a few things that affect that water is one of them, also, I just like, it's like
weird proximate, it's like weird bullshit that I don't know, like if you're on the chest
it's probably cooked.
Basically Minecraft is just fucking stupid.
That's what I'm gonna say.
Yeah.
It's like you should always start
on these settings and runs, but that's like.
So see it like right there it's spikes.
So it's like, it's gotta be like somewhere over here.
Yeah. So then go all the way to the edge.
Yeah. So like it could be like here and then drop.
You wanna like refold.
It's not dropping because you're not refreshing.
Oh, but see now it's, so maybe it's like this.
It's literally just it's literally just it literally just has to be the structure really
Well, it's not to be bad probably is on love. Yeah, I'm on love. It's life. It's a plane. It technically could be here
Yeah, so
I'm proud of the game mechanic it can be on the exact
Like it could be on a one block edge of a bomb like what?
My frat is the fucking mechanic honestly.
Look at that. What? One block off and that counts?
Yeah, yeah, it's not a fucking mechanic honestly.
Must be something to do with like biome bullshit.
You can use the beach thing as like a good rule though.
I'm bad. I'm so fucking chocked.
But I'm currently breaking leaves to the music.
Okay, whatever.
Me just looks evil. You're just like cutting grass in silence.
You don't fuck with the cornflower
Why do they play so like weird?
Yeah
I don't I don't get this like I don't know why it does this it's like completely
Like a preset for it
Yeah
I don't that's so fucking be some like see some seed bullshit
Oh hell no like it's so disgusting. I don't know
Yeah, like realism I guess or something. I don't know what the reason is
This is gonna fucking juggle holy shit
one more yeah one more another stretch for me boom boom boom very treasure alright so
immediately option me option me uh-huh then game under level entities so it's
like yes you are you already kind of it already started kind of hovering yeah and
then it goes down so it's got to be like just it's got to just be like here no
I would say a chunk to your right over personally but I mean it could be here
I thought I was a drunk over you probably right I'm just no this could
Totally be it. You were right. Oh
I mean if I just look though I would have saw that stone. It's like obvious
Holy fucking like the loop you guys crazy
Yeah, you get so much you can like always force iron tools most seeds you can get
Cheers a lot you can see a lot you can the food for and for like most around at
least can I one of you won my coach for fun after this what he just wanna see a
grown man beat up a fucking coughing baby like what do you want bro no
that's a good idea we should do that if you want to run it we can
uh i mean
should i have like a debuff wait give me like a give me like a
how many like like three minutes like what about a three-minute head start
thoughts uh we three man let me think
let me think is that good that like
i think you kick my ass at three minutes no shot
Fuck it. Let's do three minutes.
Are we gonna do like two and a half minutes?
No, let's do three minutes. Let's go past the waters.
Let's past the waters.
All right, fuck it.
That's a good idea.
All right, three minute head start.
I like depending on the seed you could win.
Invert his controls.
No, Invert controls.
I was literally, I would just start scrolling the entire match.
Do do do do do do do do do
All right, let's do a nice as I shut up
All right, lead the room start the match create a room coffee. All right code in
the teen chat a sec
boom
do you do any C type so it's just
completely an easy type fuck it any C
type alright let me not leak this real
quick start a match join a room match
code join all right so I deafened so I
don't hear you like spoilers oh yeah
sure if you want
okay well i'll do that one are you
ready
Yeah let's go.
All right, good luck.
Thank you.
All right chat, I have a fucking three minute head start.
Three minute head start.
Surely!
If you guys want to do Prez, you can.
It's your break.
My fucking least favorite.
Hello?
Alright, we lost, we're going to next.
You know what?
I have an idea.
I can't change seed!
Oh my god, this is right here.
Oh my god, there's no fucking food either.
What am I doing?
That's just not it.
12?
Bucket pick axe shears flint and steel.
Bucket pick axe shears flint and steel.
fuck it axe what the fuck
Walked in, I have like no food, but we just say fuck it and send it.
I'm just banning ship right tomorrow bro, like fuck this man.
This just gotta be here.
You got flint?
I never crafted a shovel, oh my god.
Thank God I got lucky.
Yeah, like, which else should I like?
I'll just do this, this works.
Woo!
Help.
Are we kidding you, bro?
I'll just fix this, no problem, we just need a quick fix going here, oh my god, oh my god,
Wait, that'll be over that?
Ah, that's a lot of breath.
I think that's just gotta be that way. Just like it has to be that way.
Oh my god, he's coming!
How do you get that so much faster than me?
Oh, brother.
Bro, what is this terrain?
Wait, maybe it's not this way though.
I'm getting like 60 back this way.
Am I trolling?
What is this fucking speed?
Oh, it's just not this way at all.
wait is
about what no no no it literally has to be this way
But like, what do I even do?
Oh, hell no.
Grab a can of fall.
Great, he's already in the nether.
There's my lead going.
Where's my lead going?
Did you?
Do I just dig up like...
No, we gotta do something about Oliver, bro.
What am I fucking p-ing, girl?
Watch lava fall on me right now, it'd be so funny.
What?
Okay.
Okay.
I'm banning shipwreck tomorrow fuck shipwrecks, bro
Oh my god.
Are you serious?
Yo, hello?
Okay, where was the bastion?
Dude, that was easy.
Dude actually I see I see it's an unbelievable fucking shit to get to the
Bastion. Dude I walk in I get a 75 spike I'm like it has to be this way and
it's just nothing and then I died. I can show you my VOD. Just you know what
another one that doesn't count that doesn't count. Another one. Do you need
more time? I also took like a minute to find the shipwreck for some reason
like it was the last place I checked yeah wait no I actually probably should
check out I got to this batching because it's actually like some unbelievable
shit that I just did what do you tell me I'm not baited by striders there's no
one you had a 75 spike in there was on god I got a 75 spike on fucking it
Everything need more time go forward
Hold on so like you are you watching? Yeah. Yeah, did you go this way? No?
Wait, no, I went this way and then there's like this random ass gap
And I just fucking like boat spam down it and the Bastion Salir is right here. Oh
Let me see where I
Went
Yeah, where did you go from my screen?
Like behind like the opposite direction
Bro, I swear I have like a fucking 70 spike that way
Well, yeah, we can run it back you're gonna back wait am I losing it again another one
Yeah
All right, that's three minutes three minutes three minutes three and a half it's
Yeah, all right three and that's
Not shipwreck, not shipwreck. Not shipwreck, not shipwreck, not shipwreck.
This is good, this is good, this is good, this is good. Probably my best seatite.
I got this where's what where my S-Fan believe you're that
that was a lot of slowdowns
WHAT THE FUCK
OH HELL NOOOOO
NOOOOO
like what are we doing
oh my god
Okay, I see it.
I need some meteor craters, maybe.
I don't know if I'm going to be a flint.
I don't know if I'm going to be a flint.
1.666666666666666666666666666
but instead I subscribe to you
never type again
how do i have 9 different- that's a fucking-
i need flint and water
come in a diamond shovel but whatever
maybe we just go for a woodlight like I don't know I like no no I have no food
bro I need a flint I should have checked that ravine bro I think if I
checked that ravine that that's actually the play fog is that lava right
Here it is I think
What the fuck are we doing?
Oh my god, I'm trolling.
What?
I need more food than this, bro.
I feel so evil doing that.
It's not like a fuck that thing to do
Maybe he'll fall in the ravine like I did
That would be huge
Maybe he'll fall in
Jesus. No fucking clue, but I can get at least we can get a fucking real start.
lava is right over here, isn't it?
like fucking Oliver, man.
I mean, that was like 50, but this is just like 60, I mean, sure, I'm not sure, I don't
That way is like 50, but this is just like 60, I mean.
Sure.
Like, do I go down and under?
I see the fortress.
Fortress is positive Z,
so Bastion's just gotta be like under, I think.
What the?
Bro, what?
How do I get to this bastard up here?
Gotta be this way how how how do you already have hot stuff like what are we?
Oh hell no
It's fine, we just go positive Z, I already have all the information that I need, now
I have to break your neck.
is another
i don't know
i don't know
i don't know
i don't know
i just don't know
why did you take so long to enter
dude because that fuck it was first of all that ravine in the fucking
The the desert temple fell down there. Yeah, I got my gravel from there, bro
I didn't I thought about it after the fact I was like, oh my god
I should have got gravel from there didn't think about it
I just I just like almost fell into and I look down. I was just like oh there's fucking gravel there
Okay, one more no no forfeiting. I'm locking it ready three to half minutes go. All right. All right
I just jumped in lava like a chud- don't give me shipwreck!
Okay, okay, let's go back to the fucking basics, yes.
Let's go back to the basics.
Any gravel here?
We might need to go gravel here.
I see gravel if I need it.
See the blacksmiths.
Max-win.
I see the lava pool too.
Eight iron?
Is Gary dying?
No, Gary gets to live.
Okay, I guess to live.
Fucking mossy cobble.
Why do you have the poor listening army?
This is like the polymarchic bet on 5% chance of Jesus coming back next month.
You know I actually found out something about that bet.
I don't know how true it is but I read it on Twitter and it sounds plausible.
Just put another lies apparently the whole thing with that is like the reason why that's gotten so high is because there's like
Another side bet that's going on. That's like
Will this prediction reach above a certain amount? So it's all just fucked bro. Poly markers just like completely fucked
Bro, I'm a little scared, no I was going to do gravel over here, got to do gravel on
this river.
We're here.
Good.
Plink tail.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 11, 12, 11, 12, 11, 12, 12, 11, 12, 11, 12, 11, 12, 11, 12, 12, 12, 12,
Well, let's get some more fucking disgusting that 40 could be there.
I think this was this 40 spike.
She's coming.
These are blocks.
What even is this?
Is this treasure?
No, man. What the hell is this?
What is this bridge? What is this? What passion is this?
I think this is housing?
Maybe but I'm not sure.
I think it is housing
Guys oh my god, my butt is tight. It's not it's
I don't know. I don't know though. I think it was bridge
I honestly didn't know.
Brawl!
I said no reset.
Is this a bit?
Dude!
These fucking seeds are fucked up, man.
I didn't know.
I thought...
It was bridge, it was just bridge, it was just bridge.
That's the sea chain? You can't.
I can't even blame the seas, bro. I'm just fucking shocked.
Follow my little path I made for myself?
Oh, I literally see the bridge down there, man.
Oh my God.
Oh, I'm so- oh, Jesus.
versus fruit maries it's like a random thug in Gotham versus Prime
Oh
What I just went to his streamers watched him play none of you would snitch, right?
I
Huh
so many snitches I didn't even fucking go over there yeah fuck's wrong with you
People
Well soon you got sin, what am I should go
Stop.
Smart. Just join what are the Middles.
I just went- I went to look at the discord real quick.
Someone in his chat said, I wonder how super route of the Bastion, because low keys could
confuse him or something like that.
Guys, you almost know how tilting it gets when you die in MCSR speedruns.
You guys have no idea how fucking tilting this is.
you actually don't get it
never give up true he could die
He could die.
Like you actually feel like such a fucking loser
when you die
in these speed runs, it's actually crazy.
if it's the biggest shot shot of all time it's this guy for you
he probably knows i died is that i haven't gotten any other chiefs besides
entering the bastion
like surely he knows i'm fucking dead right like he just has to
now that's just that's the thing that happens in the village where they get excited and go
I don't know why they do that
One sad chud.
I'm just a sad chud, alright.
You can still win?
Maybe!
He dies.
Hello.
Right?
Like it's possible.
Wait guys, I can catch up.
Well guys I can catch up.
I just made almost 45 buttons.
Like a beach roller.
Okay well now I know it's bridge.
And then we just hit crack smoker or maybe we can do Donkey Kong.
I'm not really sure.
I have to look at it a bit more.
Who made these names by the way?
Oh what the f-
Did we just boat down here?
Fuck, but if I saw this it could have actually been fine.
Basalt? Classic basalt? Oh my god, wait. Oh never mind, never mind. How did I just get
that? I don't remember how I reset my world. Is this actual tech? What the fuck is crack
smoke or their their bashing roots
Should be enough blocks, I hope.
Alright, um...
Did we just do crack smoker?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just crack smoker.
Who put this netherrack here? Was someone else in my world or what?
Oh shit. Save, maybe? Oh my god. Okay, I'll wait abandoned. Abandon ship. Save. Save.
Oh, it's so embarrassing.
Maybe he chokes.
Maybe he actually choked, so you never know.
Oh, erm.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, you're not jumping in what's happening.
Hello, oh, you're not jumping in what's happening. Oh
Hello, I'm unit my money
Why are you getting the fucking egg man?
Jack told me to I don't know
Bro, I found I got to another fine. I found the Bastion and then I didn't I didn't realize it was bridge right away
Because I didn't like you could see it on the walk up, but I didn't like look down there
I was shocked it was rich. I wonder if I'm like a little tiny exposed a bit on the top, right?
I don't I thought it was housing
So I broke the chest and then I ran downstairs and I just got boxed in
because it's not housing and
Then yeah, I died and then I came back and I died and then I had to reset my world
world I was saying like I said you play the world pretty well I feel like I did
and I entered like if we if I started at the same time I think I only would have
entered like okay 20 30 I'm locked in another one
Do I deem or tire no? No, I got
Ask him
Time is not going to change the outcome here my brain will change the outcome
Village I can do village
Any gravel here? Probably. Do I see a lava pit behind me? Lava pit's behind me. I know
where the lava pit is. Where's my blacksmith right here? Four minutes on the house. Oh,
Now I'm tilted.
Gary does have to die, by the way.
Geralt is being slain what the fuck way what is this what is going on in the
seed. Why is there iron here? I need wood anyway, right? So...
I love this is the play, I guess it is.
I got flint and steel.
Wait, I need to kill Gary.
Wait a minute.
Kind of a max win.
So I need wood though
Six obvious is completable wait, maybe we do some fucking sicko shit
Is they're crying okay, okay
aww there is, fuck, wait, no, I was thinking, I was contemplating and uh, I've decided against
it, no it's just faster, it's just faster, like it's just definitely faster, also I don't
I don't know how like, I don't know how to explain it,
but like, I don't know how ranked like seed generation
works or I don't know if you need the obby from the,
like blacksmith if it's a village.
You know what I mean?
I'm not gonna test that theory now.
Okay, Fortress there. Let's do some crafts while I can, maybe.
So Fortress is positive X? Okay, uh, like that way.
Okay, so we just go to the fortress and then go right.
So we're actually going to be looking at like a negative Z angle.
About to be let loose like he's a fucking caged animal.
This is treasure.
this is treasure I can do treasure I can do treasure and the fortress we just
whip it to negative z it's like right there I guess I'll check this because
I'm here not here no problem
Oh, this is disgusting, by the way.
This lava, this is actually gross.
Dude, do you want to get smacked in the head or not?
You got a chill, bro?
Oh my god, I'm stuck.
This is okay, maybe.
Oh my god, I'm stuck.
This is okay, maybe.
I just remember something fine bird told me there.
That's why I didn't die.
If you jump and start breaking a block and let go and don't let go, even if you're jumping a pit with mobs, you won't hit them.
Actually very good tech to remember to save you.
I can growl too, pussy.
Do I just kill a piglin or like what?
Oh my god, he's coming.
He's coming.
chest pulls.
Okay.
I just need pearls?
I just throw my sticks, I hope they don't need those.
There are sticks, I have so much every- bro where are my pearls bro?
I'm actually gone, I'm actually fucking out of here by the way.
I'm actually gone.
I don't need anything else.
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
Go, go, go, go.
He's in the bastion, not a problem.
Fortress is right there.
Get a better block of inventory.
We're going to go to this side of the fortress.
Let's just throw it up here, see what happens.
Kind of a pussy-fuck.
That's where I know that pearl.
We're going to go like this.
Okay, sick, don't touch me ever again.
I don't know if this fire I have to put out, probably a lot of it, I don't really know.
Like do I think I have all this fire like down here?
I don't know.
Probably good enough.
Uhhh...
Let's...
Hey!
Watch me again.
It's your ass.
Whoa!
PC almost crashed.
We're gone.
Didn't do any crafts yet, but that's fine.
We're gonna need a thing when I come back in.
What's happening my map?
Did I not lower my sense?
I did, what's happening?
the cow is pushing me are you fucking serious
i got one oh my god
there we go
left three blocks
I need to go, my ninja brain bot has moved over.
Minus 160?
Okay.
Where's my portal?
Minus 160 is like this way, okay.
Wait, we're gonna need five res as soon as we get back in.
We're taking the highway 170 minus 94
Wait perfect fucking pearl what the hell I need to go down though
I have somehow lost
What am I doing? What am I doing? 170 minus 94 this way bro. Oh my god, I'm ass
Smart he's coming I hear him
It might just be secret?
How did he just get eyespied?
I had my hitboxes on I found it though
You gotta clear my inventory some bullshit like none of this is needed
I mean he's just gonna one cycle like I lose right unless I get into the perch like I have to just play for instant perch
I can't even like I can't even
I'm pretty sure I just lose.
You can't compete with an insta-perch, possible.
Settings?
Yeah.
Great, man.
Great.
Great play for me.
Fucking dumb ass.
Like, bro, I was already done!
it's perching too I think I got a good perch that's crazy
yo that was fucking good shit bro I would have PB'd I had a really good perch I would
I got insta purge. I got insta purge. I got a pp.
I was like what am I minute run from you then basically?
Yeah you played that well. Like I, like I'm interested in where I lost so much time.
I fucking threw a fire as in the aether on accident.
but my overworld is a bit chopped oh you fucking smoke me on the on the it took me
like way longer to get my portal to the stronghold oh my god you know what
fucking trolled me dude what I'm I blind to find the stronghold right he's
ninja brain bot and this cow keeps pushing me I had to throw seven eyes I
killed like three cows bro dude yeah well how do I have it you gotta build up I
guess it was daytime like it's I'm gonna fucking I'm in a tiger I just need to
fucking build you know I'm sure I think like after the first push you
probably just fucking build up but I didn't realize I thought my I thought I
I fucked up my mouse or something
So I was like why is my mouse moving so much?
And then I hear-
No you nabbed that stronghold so fast dude
And then I hear- I hear-
I'm like are you fucking joking me bro?
It's the cow!
So did I just like rob you of a PB in an accident?
Yeah but it's not chill
Fuck
Fuck
I mean that's like dude is like first freaking like actual private room. I feel like you play
It's all right if that cow didn't do that I would probably pee bead
No, it's okay private rooms are lame anyways, true. Yeah, you gotta get a rank to practice. Yeah
Not bad, I think we're also gonna save time
Actually my fortress is pretty solid
Yeah, Loki, we could like, I wonder if we could look at the replay.
I'm just trying to think.
What else did that fuck me?
Yeah, I pearl right next to the spawner on the fortress.
Like, it was literally right there.
Yeah, I legit almost fucking died.
I pearl on the spawner too.
Oh wait, you didn't dig down for the stronghold?
Portal?
No, I just um, it was like why 40 something and it's like
Yeah, I just sent the snap.
Yeah, I just sent it.
That's usually good enough.
I don't know.
If it wasn't there, it's going to be done.
But I take there most of the time on that while level.
Yeah, it took a lot longer than I needed to.
I'm going to save at least a minute there.
Fuck in the cow, man!
You played that fucking well from the sound of things.
No, I'm not even kidding.
Hold on, let me fucking show you this shit.
Actually, private room.
Yeah, show me this show.
Wait, where's the replay?
Oh, wait, what?
Truly, I swear you should be able to watch the replay.
Maybe.
I thought, I swear you need a certain donation tier.
I feel like you have that.
Maybe I have the donation.
We just watched the VOD.
Yeah, Charles, go back to my VOD.
Because it was my private room?
I don't know.
Maybe you have to be the one who makes it.
Bro, look at this shit.
Let me find it.
Yes.
That weird.
Well, let me mute Minecraft real quick
and you'll see what I'm fucking talking about.
Mm-hmm.
Bro, look at this cow.
So I throw this.
And then I'm like, that one's fine.
I think.
No, wait.
See, I'm like, what's happening?
I'm not.
Why not lower my sense?
Wait, I'm like, what happened?
The cow is pushing me. Are you fucking serious like what is this shit?
Dude, are you kidding me?
No, the seed was so I was like all you need is a linear seed you can actually win and I was like a very linear see like
That was good seed like a literally if this cow doesn't do this. I think I actually probably actually been really close
I don't know but
Fuck not that's fucking rage fate yo, I'm sorry for fucking stealing your baby
No, that's fake
I was so close to fucking up the zero like I just like didn't I
Pit blocks like wrong or something and I like panic and I fixed it. No, that's fine. If it's not a fucking ranked PB
It doesn't count
Like how did you save a minute 40 finding the stronghold like what?
You're not my I like to show you I like fast forward to my bond
I feel like that I actually had a decent amount that I feel like I did pretty well on except my overworld like a minute 40
That's fair
I guess just go to when you find the stronghold I guess like when you block yeah, yeah
What did you get the ruin portal in the overworld?
Yeah, I did I did yeah same that I fucking balance a random hole
Can I go to it? I lost like 10 seconds. Just go to when you like blind maybe I can see what you did
Yeah
No, you guys you guys see this whole of this is like insane like that shit ready
I'm just like if I I'm not looking fucking dropper. What the fuck?
Fuck!
I'm just like grass covering it, I can see shit.
Then like, okay, when I blind-
Fucking blind to the trap?
Yeah, you're blind, yeah.
Okay.
I know you both eyes, so that's like, gonna save time.
Yeah, I think there's shit down on the eye, probably like, let's go to...
Let's go like here.
I think I killed this last guy and he drops.
Yeah, and I just like aggressively just like slam a portal because I have a 20 and I'll be just fucking like spam it.
What the fuck?
I fucked up a bit but whatever and then like this this I'm just what legit takes like 10 seconds like
Did I use bowdy and godsense and I'm very comfortable with it so I can just kind of like
Do you even copy your fucking thing there?
Like I'll be it here, and it was just 100%
Oh not a single cow by the way just let's just point that out. I fucking I built up it
Yeah, that's definitely going to save you some time yeah, and this was like I don't know
I should like bouncing on the thing
My head it is. Yeah
Yeah, I went down here. I just committed to fucking to the height like I see I down to like 40 39 whatever it is
And then like you preemptive faster than me maybe or maybe you did like same speed honestly because I went mid first
No, I went top left. I think immediately
Yeah, because I just like mid and then I immediately turned around went top left because like it's the only other option
And it just like had to be here. Yeah
0 is actually super fucking easy as like was it this was it might be like the second easy
zero in the game yeah just like what the fuck is this shit man like what are we talking
about look at this shit I fucking I place that I try to pick block I fuck it up I don't
notice I fucking shoot it I'd be like oh I'm so close it's so close to fucking up
but I don't even know how do you identify like what it is on the run and I
can make no sense like what yeah there's only four options two of them are
really common but like you just kind of when you spot in the end you just see
where the dragon is and you if you practice zero you'll just immediately
know what's how ready to yeah like the dragon was literally fucking perching
when you when you got in there I was like fuck
well that's insane
I mean good fucking shit honestly like that's
that's sick that's close
darn it
should we run it back?
am I gonna get slapped?
you fucking
we could do one more if you want
It's decent content.
Yeah, I gotta go pee though.
I need to do one more.
I'm gonna go pee.
Pee pee time!
Pee pee time.
Is it the same lobby or?
Yeah, I can just make a new one. I already left the old one
There you go, let's not leak
Apparently I totally fucked my zero like I went to the wrong height on accent. I like never do that. Oh, I was trying to sing out
Alrighty shall we I mean I mean wait if I promote you to
What does it say? If you make the room there'll be a replay.
Oh.
Because you have the diamond pick thing.
Oh wait.
They gave you like a match that rank.
Create a room.
Copy match code.
Post it.
Supposedly.
This is the rumor.
And it's probably true.
I think it's true.
Wait, how many, how many, how many four minutes or what?
Sure.
I'll do whatever.
Alright, let's go.
I'm starting.
Alright.
Alright.
Enough fucking around!
Did you- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, break all those.
Get down!
Diamonds, how many diamonds are we looking at here?
Should I get everything?
Eight iron.
If it's one diamond, we make a diamond shovel.
Uh...
What do you hold on?
Crater?
Meteor crater?
Meteor crater?
Fuck.
the media creator work you not lucky bro three diamond diamond pig baby not
chapel to what the fuck
I can make an axe right yeah and a shovel and then flint and steel yeah we're
probably should have crafted more shit, but I'm stupid and ugly, so it is what it is.
Little bit of inventory management, I'm panicking, I don't know, maybe that's troll, if I did
faster I think it's fine but I think I've wasted too much time.
Wow.
Fuck you Oliver.
Um, I think I want so- I don't need too much food but I need it from the lava pool anyway
right?
So it's like- that's a fucking god apple?
I have a god apple? I literally just need one.
I see the lava pool.
Cause I have a god apple, I just need one fire as from the Bastion and we're fucking out-y by the way.
BT-Dubs.
Let's torch these pigs a little bit.
How much did I get from that? Three? I'm actually out of here.
I'm actually out with three by the way.
Oh, right, my cam, because you can't see the time.
Well, all time doesn't mean it's about to go in, don't worry.
It's at three minutes right now, 306.
Sorry.
Sorry, where did I have it before where this wasn't an issue?
Give me Instabation.
So it goes to the floor?
Just go for the floor?
No floor?
OK.
I mean, it just has to be here.
What the hell is the fort or the bastion?
Where's my bastion though?
Okay
Guess we'll need a pork chop
This is the hell is this something it's a bastion I'll say that much
Staples
Staples? What I say it like that?
Aw.
What the fuck?
What is the staircase?
Um, help me.
Someone help me.
Wait, is this housing?
What is this?
No, it is staples.
Something go down on another level?
It did, fuck man.
It's okay.
Sometime loss.
He's not awful.
No, no!
Help!
What the hell?
Bro, what the fuck?
Bro, what the f- This is awkward, uh...
Oh wait, Fortress is over there.
Fortress is negative Z.
I did some fucking weird shit to get out of this situation.
These are never-forcing strats, by the way.
No one's ever done this.
Man, I just lost all my time because of this shit, bro.
Where's my gap?
Dude, like, can we fucking grow up?
Oh my god, I'm actually just like cringing.
On?
Unbelievable Bastion bro.
I don't like how does he navigate it so well like I don't even maybe he went up top first and then like got armored.
That's actually how did you get you just take a where did you come from?
What do you know are you?
No, actually where did that guy come from?
He did triple the gap?
I don't know how to do that though, so GG.
What I said I'm going negative Z, is that what I said?
I should have crafted some armor, which I can still do.
Ah, this is an ashram, bro.
Just like suboptimal, man, and just like poor.
It's just like so poor and ugly for me.
You know what I mean, guys?
I need to go check the fucking chasticles.
I'll be back fellas.
Actually, maybe we wait till we get...
I have to get my chest, let's go.
Lock up into minecraft arcus peak maybe take a knock next. So we all we all love tech and I think
What is happening here?
All right, can we fucking drain a little faster man?
Great, but there's obvious that's all I need
Nineteen!
Oh man!
There was a gold block, I know, but like, uh, it goes the wrong way again in the Bastion.
Man, bro, ah.
Bro, there's just so much that can go wrong in a stable.
It's so sad.
PICK!
Negative Z! Go! Wait, it was negative Z, right?
Right?
Right? You guys want to lie to me?
Juke, I think I saw a spawner like that.
Oh my god, this limp dick ass pearl.
There's going to be a god apple angle, honestly.
I don't even know where the hell I'm going.
I'm so lost, bro.
where the hell am I? Wait, what is this fucking? What the fuck? What's going on here, bro?
He's already blinded funny
Bro
You guys got any of those spawners or what oh
My god, what is this tree?
What is this fucking tree?
I don't need like any of this, I probably need that actually.
Okay, well.
This is a DT right?
So we just donut.
TNT donut.
Do some parkour, get out of there.
Okay.
I hear this fogman fucking drop.
Yeah, yeah man.
What did I just say?
What the fuck?
What the- what I didn't do to it?
What the fuck kinda-
Okay, bro. Can we mature a little bit or what?
And he's already out.
Like, how are you fucking traversing these freaks?!
No, there's no shot, right?
No fucking way.
Okay, honest to God, scuffed bastion, scuffed fortress, not my fault.
Probably got 20 million gold picks.
Let's see a zero cycle.
What the hell?
No, I did scuff the bastion. There were just so many piglins in the staircase, man.
What the fuck are we doing?
Why doesn't a bow of the dragon here? It's not like the strat.
He might not have enough beds.
He's anchors though, he's chilling.
Damn.
Oh, he has no arrows.
Hmm.
Is this motherfucker getting an Elytra?
I
My god, he's gonna get it too, bro. I see the fucking ship. There's a ship right there
What? I'm beating the game. Sorry, long perch.
He died on this half a heart
So I wait I'm gonna I'm gonna forfeit right before you get the Elytra. I think it'd be really funny
Right before you get to the Elytra, I fucking forfeit.
I've never seen this.
You've never seen the fucking End City, bro?
When was the last time you played Minecraft?
2012?
Oh, you might die.
Shulkers are gonna kill him.
get his ass chokers.
Last time I played Minecraft there weren't even horses.
Was that a horse?
Whatever, bro.
Yeah, I was watching shooting the last like five minutes, right?
You're watching me.
Bro, I fucking, what spawner did you go to at the fortress?
Uh, I don't know.
It was like a tree spawned in front of yours?
No.
Bro, bro, I have a fucking crimson tree spawn in front of this fucking spawner.
spawner i didn't see the other one i thought the replay bro no this is
disgusting no this is so gross do i didn't have a replay i don't even know
like do i have one why did you die yeah oh yeah
bro well first of all my bastion was fucking awful
but like who the hell is oh this is no way this is not it this is not it
it's not it's not it there you go
bro it's just so bad like my bastion was just a bit abysmal no it was annoying
I was so hard I should have gone to the chicken first well I took a minute to
find the gap and then I have this whole fucking conundrum here we're like bro
Hold on.
I'm gonna have to get to the gap, but I get there eventually.
Cause I just go down to the stairs, like I'm fine.
But then look at this shit bro.
I go down the stairs here, I'm like okay let's go up.
Dude.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh shit.
Bro.
No, no, it gets worse.
It gets way worse than this.
Oh that's kind of a user error though.
First of all, look at this baby hoglin.
Yeah.
Like, are we fucking kidding?
And then like I try to like dig up and around.
I'm like getting back in.
Then I gotta like running.
I try to go back up top like, no, this is bad.
Let's just go fucking back to this gap.
Now I'm getting like boxed in here.
So then I dig through.
This motherfucker chased me.
I avoid him.
Finally get the fucking route started.
It's like, this should take me forever.
And I'm like, oh my God.
But then I'm out. Eventually, I'm fucking gone.
Okay, we went to the same fort.
I beat this fucking thing.
Oh, you went to some, like, YouTube actually, like, better terrain than nothing.
No, no, trust me, that's not, that just cannot be possible.
To the fort? It looks like, you can see where I went.
Cause then look at this shit.
You're just flying.
Yeah, I'm just, I just started rage hacking.
Huh?
Bro.
Oh, there's a spawner here?
Dude, look at this fucking, in taste!
How am I floating? What's happening here?
That's just like a replay bug.
There you go.
Oh, so there's a spark? No, I...
So I tried to see if there was a spawner back here, I just couldn't see it.
Wait, there's...
That's fine, I'm...
No, trust me, it's not fine. I promise you.
Because look at this hog, first of all, look at what this hog is about to fucking do to me.
No, no, no, no.
Look at what this motherfucker's about to do.
She needs to be addressed.
Oh.
No, no, no, no, no, wait for it.
There may be a way out.
Uh-oh.
And then there's another one down here.
No, no, no, look at them, look at them, look at them.
Like, what the fuck is this?
You ever got an apple pop?
I do.
I think I just...
Did I eat it on the way over or did I eat it now?
Cause you ate, you took like 10 hits.
Oh my.
Like what? How are they having like boxed in?
No listen this is actually, there's a bunch of it.
And then this one gets involved.
And then I'm like, love at this point. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
Can I just hear like an alarm? How does he navigate that by the way?
Can you see that? Who can fit in there? Really?
His little pilot. What?
I think it's just a replay bug, but...
And it's somehow he can like, hit me in here?
Nah, they can hit you like an actual... It's so weird, man.
Look where I went. Look at my spawner. It's just like, um...
Oh, yeah, look at you in the end.
It was just like, I just went... I didn't see the one you saw,
because there was a thousand fucking trees in the way.
Yeah!
Yeah, I didn't see that the fucking right part of it
Hot ones are your biggest weakness brother fucking everyone's big as we biggest weakness. I those things are so fucking stupid
They can fast forward a bit. It's fine
Yeah, like so that's where I was I feel your spot and then I look over there
I like because I look at the bridge. I am fucking see shit. There's just a smaller like to the left
Oh nice ray-track, sorry
Look here. Oh, that's one of these like like I don't mind your wall or something. Oh, that's awful much better. Oh, yeah
Can't get you some insane rare tech is it gonna help me
It'll help you in that if you ever get into that situation again
so it might be useful yep people know I'm gonna say okay so let me just go you're
gonna be your minds gonna be blown
what do you got for me all right spotter where the fuck well I don't know
spawners. Okay. Watch the shit, bro. Let's try to get rid of these guys. Okay. Legal,
by the way. Ready? Ready for greatness?
What's up
You put an anchor there you charge it and look at this shit
They don't even come over they're fucking scared wait what it's like the spawner is aura
You don't need to charge it wait really let's find out. Let's test that theory
Wait, why do they not come over?
Oh, you don't need to charge it.
If you put an anchor, they're scared of anchors?
Yeah, I don't know why.
They're scared of nether portals too.
Oh my god.
And like those, those like blue mushrooms in the worked forest, but like you can never
blow this up in the bed, so it's, anchors fire.
You just put it right under the spawner.
It's like a fucking force field.
Like they won't even attack, like if they're on you like this.
This will not attack him
So if you have like a shitty ass like fucking fortress with like ten hogs
That is hidden tech wait someone said Ludwig's on a heater overrun. Let me sniff this
Why is not on a 50 minute run
Cuz you're gonna kick his ass tomorrow
Guys?
This is your opponent by the way.
It's like, sorry, sorry, it's just like, so this is me now, I'm like...
I
Know how is he on a 15-day run? I he must have died like what two times three times. He is a fucking wood pickaxe
Just two wood pickaxes
Sooner both of them no HP
What is happening?
Wait bed clutch bed clutch manhunt it's actually the play here
It's like just an easy like water bucket honestly
Brother something so funny about these clips of lovely playing Minecraft where he's just in a disastrous situation that nobody should be in and he's just like
So locked and dialed
No, like this hot bar is unique
You don't like the oak sapling and the fucking like fungus or whatever the hell is it?
Yes, we have one flesh uneaten we have
33 netherac
There's a pull what the fuck
Oh my god it's gonna fall the gravel. Oh, thank god
I thought the gravel was gonna update and just fall
No, it's just insane
Wait
Did he need some posy vibes which realizes in sub only mode? Oh, did he need posy vibes?
What's potential?
Just drop that you make that you make that I make that jump in jump in I
Just get scary. I mean, I know you make it but it's a free parkour job. You just hold up you. Yeah. Oh
Don't don't do it just please
okay just fall down bro oh my god thanks all right get the hell
he has to be why did you that it was like five ring level shit has to be
You have to control it.
The critical...
Like what?
It really has all the crystal shot.
This might be a safe thing to do.
Yeah.
Okay, my question is, what is this opponent doing?
Find the stronghold as you do.
Zivik MC.
What are we up to is it
Where are discord bubbles work now? Nope
What I see the portal room
Yeah
Was that not it? Oh, I swear to God. I was there just on those stairs. No, I'm only his opponent got banned
Oh, maybe match or something. Well, how?
Two people typed that simultaneously in my chat.
You got Bandit Bash for greeting?
It's...
Wait, what?
Like, sniping or something. Like, he's an alt.
I don't know. Or some bullshit.
He made an alt account when he was in coal.
Or sniping.
Brother.
That does make some hour the sub-hour
You know virus likes the rainbow you just remember
You know what you know what my first ever speedrun was like the time when I first started like five years ago
Oh, oh my god, you know that was it?
He didn't set the safety bed
Wait, oh he's stupid. I
It was like an hour and a half my first ever speedrun
Oh my god now we stuck. Oh my god. Oh my god
The dragons fireball in a situation
Don't pull you can't bet if you pearl
They're gonna see full damage the wall bridge bed clutch why even though the
It was like does he have items or like what's the deal here?
And the opponent just got the end. Wait so he's still playing.
So there aren't bad. Wait so if you get banned are you like let you finish out the match?
No I'm sorry people say we were banned. Oh my god.
He's in one fucking bed. Oh my god.
The water axe man.
Oh the towers are gone I guess
Oh!
Why did he jump?
Dude he is so fucking rage bait
Oh my god
Why did he fucking jump?
Oh my god
Oh my god
Well it's a little bit commentary here
Hold on
I would rather not drop to hear that
But you guys don't get it though like
Like you guys really unless you've actually played MCS are dying in a seed is so frustrating
illustrating like it's like trying to not just ff and go next like once you know you're behind is
so
Tilting like it is so tilting
Shit and die
Each shit and die. I hope I received death before seeing you fuck
Oh
Why do I type that I thought is a bonus type that I was a hell of a game
No, because this guy's sleeping right oh
G-band lovely is it oh
Geez bro, no it is tilting though guys you don't you don't get it like it's so tilting
Doot, doot, doot.
Doot, doot, doot.
Doot, doot, doot.
You want me to play a ranked game?
Hell yeah.
I'm going to play a ranked game.
Bro, I would have had such a nice PB earlier if you didn't fucking one cycle of dragon.
Smart.
Exclamation point, PB without helper. Actually, I hit my fucking rank PB earlier without a coach, okay?
And I hit Emerald.
You all see me again without a coach.
Wait, I'm kind of scared though. What if this guy knows like zero and I just get fucked?
Nah, bro, you knew he doesn't zero it's there's not gonna be it's gonna be pretty chops
Do
All right, honestly, it's my this is my one game and I'm I'm heading out. Yes, huh?
No problem. Oh
We don't know the schedule for tomorrow. Do we like I don't know what time?
They just posted it. Let me see
You are the third match everyone portal
All right, all right, lock in, lock in.
Looting, looting, looting, looting, looting, looting, looting.
Wait, I can maybe teach you how to complete this if there's no abbey in the chest.
Okay, there's abbey.
Efficiency, curse of vanishing.
So this is no iron yet, Ron.
Yeah, you can just rip these two trees and then deal it down.
I won't even go to the forest so fucking out of the way.
we'll just get another act in the other it's like your don't even make some acts
just got fucking they just kill with a golax just like just off in your yeah
yeah like literally if you feud it feud yep and then I'm gone then yeah yeah
okay that's enough I'm out of here TV but how do I complete this make sure
You don't miss place this
We die and put a dig in a hole dig in a two-buckle. I mean, oh
Okay, it's so funny
Could have been worse saved
Could have been way worse. All right, uh, the first I'll be touching the crying
Okay, I thought so, right? Yeah, there you go. Yeah
actual hungry so hold on skin up
hmm that way so how do we do it maybe this
word that's bad oh you lost your big
what possible legit how is that possible
maybe it flew out of the hole and burn
because you jumped in the hole oh Chris
of vanishing all that's so disgusting that's actually gross
fuck
there that's fucking hilarious actually make a bit more wood down here maybe
yeah yeah hundreds of time avoid people in city cuz like try to get trees that
are like not near things you get a lot of wood honestly like don't break your
We get low there's keep it as like a distraction item, you know
Curse of vanishing like are we serious?
Yes, this is what is this
We don't even need a wood pick unless we have to do some like freak shit. They'll make a wood pick if we need it like
There's just crafted otherwise this is housing that's gotta be fucking out
Have you if you wrap around like this you'll probably get to the triple
Either housing or stables probably housing um yeah you just yeah you could drop the
accent open a chest for an ironing it and then run yeah get it gilded then you just
do the same loop but you have a you have a gilded this time what if I do this though
Okay, on the loaks.
What how?
How did that guy hit me?
Cheating or what?
He's gonna eat up here and then don't try to go there yet.
He's eating up.
He's eating up.
He's so chuggy.
Oh, you're alive.
It's a mass.
No iron, by the way.
Oh, I can cross the line.
You have 30.
You have 30.
Why do you make a table?
I'm drooling.
Oh, I'm drooling.
I'm drooling.
I'm drooling.
I'm drooling.
I'm drooling.
I'm drooling.
I'm drooling what yeah, yeah
What?
What am I doing?
Just go down
Don't even fucking bother. We have no axe. I don't know. It's like just go down
There'll be enough pigs down here. All right. We'll be fast enough. I think she died too. No one loves
No, you definitely is alive he's getting achievements
I'm gonna take him so long to get that as I'm saying
He's been fucking emerald and gold
You fucking got shit on these guys if you lock him
You definitely should have ate
You kind of chungus the situation
But you survived so well
I'm just a fucking big dumb trangus
Maybe it's the Ludwig like watching
W overlaps that break that and then replace it instantly. Yeah
Yeah, it's disgusting and sorry you heard that
Yeah, it was like
I felt like my inside is weird.
Yo, frickin.
I just want to take the golf.
I'm gonna go this way.
Double cheese.
There's some sorting in here.
I definitely have one.
Just mine, or Mega Blacks, acts with your blocks down.
Yeah.
I need to get more.
No, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck?
No motherfuckin'?
I'm just a chud.
You can't be mad at me.
I have one in your car, I don't mind.
I was like,
so confused for a moment.
This is probably going to be everything I...
Let me just see what we got here from my fellas.
Yeah, you can...
Just corner, yeah.
Grab a little bit.
I think he's vomiting on me.
Split the string.
I'm burnt up.
Fucking, we just go.
You're gonna have to go to the manhunt chest probably.
Oh jeez.
If there's no abbey in there, then you're gonna have to check all the bullshit, like random RNG chests.
So I go...
Hold on, let me just like dispose of this shit.
I'm gonna keep the glowstone.
Why don't you fire as too, so you don't fucking...
fucking
Yeah, it's like a pig
You fill up like two blocks next to the chest tap it for Abbie check and then not then
Just go somewhere open like us a nice fucking movement there
Yeah, I go over here. Oh, is the hoarding funny you yeah, like there where you were
Just cheating are we shamelessly?
yeah go lower here like probably that thing yep
boom massive then we that's it for all
my clutch oh bigly um no that's just like no yeah through this bullshit do all
of her clothes down the fucking road man Jesus that's just dead end
Like
It could be here, but I also could be where that one stray is so you kind of two options see a straight. Oh, there it is
There's two. Oh, yeah
Kill the other stray honestly, I was gonna do this and then jump to the one behind me
No, I like it
There's one of the ram spray blades in the fucking like aether shooting at you. Oh, that's tragic
It's okay, good thing there was a tree there, calculated, by the way, I don't know, okay?
Just take this time to like, craft your beds.
Yeah, like that.
Oh, you're not doing nothing.
Actually, I'm a wouch.
Three beds, two anchors, so don't craft your beds.
I think we just mine.
Yeah.
You have five explosives, so like a little, you can hit that.
Okay, so are we gonna spawn today, or what?
Are we seeing this shit?
Hello?
Disgusting game, you know that?
Okay, and then I guess we'll just dispose of some garbage.
How's that?
Then we'll make bed and then we'll make how many anchors to two anchors
Yeah, that's all you can make
Oops bro hates type an Ari bro type an ink. Oh
Guess we'll start fucking building right like
What the hell
I like that. I like what you just did there.
I'm gonna get on the railing, oh yeah ignore him.
Make your eyes before you do anything.
just because we're overlapping a little overlappin
come on give me give me seven
I'm getting bitched by these guys
oh no
that's what's going on
oh I'm gonna get off this
yeah that's fine I'm gonna have to sheep
maybe sure those lucky i don't have any iron
threw it away
oh left seven rocks what if i just like
yeah that's pretty good
that's good
boom easy yep there's even more rod you really have no iron
I need two more rods that broke. Are you serious? Oh, no, I didn't I literally remember throwing it out the nuggets
If you if you still have one wool you could go kill. Yeah, you go kill the two sheep anyways
Do you right and just like force the six bed because I feel like going from five to six for us is like big
slaughter
Bucket we eat that shit in the portal
time lost. Yeah, there's my helmet here.
Like this.
Um, then...
You can re-fire those too. Yeah, just make it bad.
There you go.
Oh my god, like, uh, 117, which is... this was just past that? Okay.
Yep. Get pearls on the bar.
What if I hit a devious pearl hang?
Yep. Like that.
Place your like wood with the fucking brick
Yay
Nope, yeah, no to 258 right you're up in your act bro your ex is going to shit in eight or z
What's going on? This way, this way, this way! Oh my god, oh my god, I'm trying to train!
You pearl- you a- you're aiming backwards when you purled, so you just started running the wrong way.
You're in lock-lunch.
What the hell?
Go up.
But you're so far still, so like-
You should just go up.
Yeah, just kill me.
Nope.
Smart.
Pie 3.
Fuck, right? I can't even pearl, really.
Uh, now you're too- like you're too heavy.
What is happening? What am I doing?
And this way, yeah.
The directions are hard actually.
I completely under butchered this shit, bro.
Look at that soul sand across the pond, you need to blind there.
Wait, I just build it back, like a few blocks.
It's a lot of C8.
Something wrong with the brain, maybe?
I
You all good wait, oh those my eyes right under me
Maybe but you're fucking like obvious probably gone. This is definitely a reason if you know it's like
this is like reset a million territory well on the bright side I can do this
fucking overworld better
what I don't know I think you got iron from a stronghold chest I don't know
why
the second world
you know
we don't get fucking cursive anishe this time
Awww.
Layed out.
What the fuck?
Fucking bee said.
Awww.
Let me just go, right?
Yep.
Where's John?
We're gone.
I mean, what the hell, I just take damage!
Where was it again?
Was it up here, right?
Yeah.
I mean, what the hell did I just take damage from?
What was it again?
Was it up here, right?
Oh, I think so.
I see it, right?
Oh, now I have a fucking gas shooting in here.
Great, bro.
Can we get a job, please?
And then it's gonna appear in the ass, I believe?
Yeah, yeah, something like that.
You'll probably see it.
Yeah, yeah, something like that. You'll probably see it. Yeah, just do the forest. I remember
some more wood. Damn it. Damn it.
Even if you're putting troll, like, why would they get a choir hardware?
Yeah, I don't know. I'm wondering if they have the full reset.
It's possible. After they found the troll.
Legit two rations, they either full reset and then made their iron or they fucking looted iron in a stronghold chest
No, no, it's most likely the stronghold chest, but hey
You went up
They went all the way out
Yeah, so that in the end I don't really know what's what that's about so maybe I have a chance
Also the little baby chest is the one that had the nuggets.
He's scared.
Well, I should do this like every time now.
This is just like way better.
If it's easy with the roof, you just like,
throw it then get the obby throw your gilded and then just like go break the
little chest and run.
Oh shit.
Then look back down and pick up the bottom like it's fine.
Hey who's back?
Who's back?
Nice gilded usage.
Is that clean?
Yep.
Okay so first, ah you know, I just hate to see.
I think your table here and then just mine three blocks down to make an axe
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, well
I'm a bit deaf and unlucky. I don't I don't think that's
I don't know how luck works
I just like say yes
Hope that was like a battle to get out hope
All bashing screen this time
Yes, sir
Tf the Ludwig of MCSR
We already have a guy for that, actually.
That's true.
His name is Ludwig, too.
That's kind of a big one.
I think I had to get the man on chest.
You guys like to do that now?
Yeah, sure.
Give him a little bit.
And then off we go.
What was your drink of fire once we went in?
Yeah.
I have to go back in there.
Yoooo!
Ah!
Yoooo!
Dude!
Nooo!
Oh!
Fuck, bro, fuck!
Fuck!
How do I lose? What the hell?
How the hell did that happen?
Fuck!
How the hell do I lose this game?
What the fuck?
Uh, you died.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Uh, you died.
Did he die?
I was gonna say, I feel like you should have gotten into the thing by now.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Okay, bro.
Mr. Zeo.
Oh.
Yeah, let's kill this guy.
isn't that bannable? I have no idea is it?
Loki it might be. I feel like Byronberg was saying that earlier.
Yeah I think he did say that. I mean like you can't like...
It doesn't bullshit like that.
You can't like fuck around after you kill the dragon?
Yeah he said for like more than like 10 seconds.
Well I guess that one was around 10 seconds so you know what?
I think I probably get a lot off easy Oliver are you here we got we got a
fucking criminal on the loose
Hello Mog of Energy who cares you got Mog
Ellie loves you all right Ellie that's a lame-ass rule no it's not bro bro if you
die in a run and you're trying your best to get back and your opponent
fucking beats the dragon and just fucks around for fucking 10 minutes
That's just BM bro. You're wasting my time and your own time because you want to fucking stick a thumb up your ass
All right, I'm gonna abandon you for this time. Peace out bro. You got this shit get handle back
Wait W parkour like guys, I don't have a coach. Uh-oh
Chokes on you my time isn't valuable
Anime I've seen your tax returns you and I both on that's not true. What the fuck?
Gravel down here wait
Actually kind of a big gravel play I wonder if my opponent thought of that I see the lava
well too
First thing's first, boat, second thing's second, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick,
First things first, boat, second thing second, pick, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
bang, and then da, da, da, and then bang, bang, and then bang, bang, bang, and then
we're gonna do quick little inventory, and then, I mean bro, 32 rotten flesh, and
some two golden apples, like I think we're just gone.
Am I crazy?
Oh, this is actual food like right here
See any though
That's really smart for new king
Geez Louise
Hey post bucket huge
Hey.
What's this here?
Oh, where is my Bastion?
Oh, but it's not.
What are you doing?
Super.
Uh, it's gonna be this way.
So we're going negative Z-ish?
Where are you setting in your brain bot?
You're so smart.
Hey, I'm still not much of a fan of that.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
so smart and handsome I'm not sure how that
I like this fucking flint in my off hand
well what at the play right now is to kill an enderman in the warped forest
and then you use that to fucking like skip the terrain and to get to the
Bastion faster is that like a fucking is that a metastrat okay so we're going
like positive x negative z positive x negative z I also see some shit are you
stables what are you what kind of fucking disaster is this bro no this is
stayed this is housing
on everyone's fucking life this is housing
I think I want to check these though, maybe it's a troll, but I think it's okay.
Then we just, need some flesh.
Me and this guy are like fucking a mech in that.
Woah!
Uh, what?
Wow!
Uh, what?
Oh my god, get down the fucking pit, bro.
Oh my god, get down the fucking pit, bro.
Oh my god, get down the fucking pit, bro.
I'm gonna get down the fucking pit bro.
I'm gonna get down the fucking pit bro.
I'm gonna get down the fucking pit bro.
So you can say bucket release, like in the movie?
There's no way that I actually have- I gotta fix my inventory right now.
I'm gonna try to get in the sprawl, I just have to like aim for that.
I'm just trying to get in the shell.
I'm actually gone? Yeah I'm gone, I'm gone. I'm actually gone.
It's this way, right?
I just tried to ping.
Like I'm playing fucking deadlock.
Or any other game for that matter.
No way, that's in lava, oh my god.
Man, I'm so serious.
I see the spawner, I think.
Noooo!
Oh, just kill each other, please.
I see the spawner, I think.
Noooo!
Oh, just kill each other, please.
What?
Did I just get hit by the motherfuckers dead body?
Awesome
Give me six rods right now
Oh, yeah, I love it. I just fly over and go around. There's so little looks like he got a big a big what?
I think it's W, calm to me.
I'm actually on my inventory bro, but how did this fucking happen like literally all
the time, man?
Oh my god.
Just gap old, just gap old man.
The fucking blazes on the outside died to the bed and I guess I hit it so I got kill credit huge
And if we want to spawn anytime today like anytime today
Well, maybe it's worth using iron nuggets to craft the part
Yeah, I know it's across the line. Stoaxes are just so disgusting. Look, I feel like it's just, it's just miserable.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Seven.
Uh...
I can catch up though, I'm like right on his ass.
Yeah, great mouse, man.
One more, I don't like that.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I need to go negative 159, just like this way.
Maybe a fire reds on the ropes.
I need to go 30 minus 186.
So like we gotta really rip it this way.
You know what? Fuck it.
Is that tough?
30 minus 1 of these six
Ready to prepare you fucking clutch
Oh fuck are we doing
Why gravel man
Why NETHER quarts!
What are you guys talking about?
Why do you guys think I don't tell him?
Oh shit.
Aw, that spike I think is okay.
This one also could be okay, maybe.
What if I go like here?
Why is this fucking mushroom just like trolling?
What is that?
Guys, I literally have wood plank. I have 59 planks. Are you guys trolling?
What are you guys saying, no wood? What? Down mid from starter? On God?
okay well I don't know what you guys are like peppy laughing I'm just going in
you guys are just greasing me I don't know what I forgot I'll figure it out
out but you guys are probably just trolling me right like surely
Shit.
What, approaching?
Insta-perch please?
It's gonna perch?
So lucky, so lucky.
What am I doing?
There you go.
What were you guys like laughing about the whole time what were you saying I need to fucking like
Like you guys didn't fight like what
Wait, Ludwig just got a 13.30 PB?
I think it's some water.
Smart! Love you chat cat kiss!
Just with the fattest piss of all time.
Yo, I'm basically writing Big Slim and Shojo and Cycle Audal and Big Legion Akira and Poppershop
and Smolkiri.
You better help it's the 60 minute Ludwig that shares up tomorrow, lil bro.
It will be.
Why are you actually not going to Minecraft?
I speedrun it.
I don't even know how many hours, many years ago.
Like five years ago?
Yeah, back in the day,
before Ninja Brain Bot,
before all these fucking advanced jingle and all this shit,
I had a top 100 time.
This is winterpaw this is winterpaw and thanks to your alpha, well thanks to the faggot that's
up bro.
Appreciate that brother.
I just want to say if you go into someone who supermise in a call with chat and bring
up the toenails, you are the vibe assassin and no one likes you let it go.
Troop, troop, troop.
De-winder level entities.
So it's like, over here.
So it's just like, it's just in this, uh, maybe here somewhere?
Maybe here somewhere?
Maybe it's just like right here?
Oh my god he got it!
Uh oh, if I don't get it I'm fucked!
Is it here?
Please be here.
Ow, jib!
Wait, but that was still sand.
No, no, that can't be right.
Oh man.
It's just this chunk!
No, it is this chunk!
Or this chunk?
Oh.
Oh my God!
What am I doing?
Hello?
Oh.
It's this chunk.
It has to be.
What?
Wait, was I not in TikTok mode that whole time?
So it's this chunk.
Hmm
He's already in the fucking nether, I'm getting fucking moagged.
I'm getting seedmogged.
Fuck.
So bad.
It's okay.
I'm gonna boost it.
Oh, it's just weird BTs now, isn't that a little strange?
Am I crazy?
Uh, where am I going right here?
It's gotta be like right here, right?
goooo gooooo
I'm just going to do a little bit of repairing.
What? I'm so chocked man, what am I doing?
Jesus! What the fuck?
I have no east bike.
How did he find a Bastion? I have no-
Oh!
It's just like somewhere this way, no?
Like this 50, I guess?
It's gotta be somewhere this way
Yeah, I'm just sloppy, I know
I mean this has to open up if this doesn't open up I'm gonna cry I mean it
literally just has to be like over here I can have to yeah I'm not the worst
could have been better but worse you know on the way it goes sometimes guys
Sometimes good, sometimes shit, you know.
I also don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at.
W magnum blocks?
I don't want to build with wood, but...
if I didn't take some fucking BT man this is stave bulls
no this is housing right?
right just throw the fucking boots away man
I'm so bad and ugly this is housing this is housing fuck it
ouch
I think I'm kind of catching up a little bit.
Not by much, but I'm getting there.
Something nose-like.
I'm a little concerned about the lack of food this run.
That's great, man.
I hear these angry fucking people in these up here, but honestly I didn't need to mature
a bit.
Are you fucking smart?
We were actually like so gone by the way.
I didn't see the fur, right?
So...
I don't have any grout, I think, though.
Why should I use a chest to sort, man?
What am I doing?
Why is my chest to go up?
I don't need any of this garbage.
I don't know how to set my pie chart back, by the way.
I don't know how you set it back
Is it just spam zero but then you got to do like more shit don't you like I don't think it's just
This is just fully encased
It's just spam zero no way
Take level entities block entities
Okay, but what if I just ripped it towards a positive Z and called it a day?
Because of the way this bastion is?
And said fuck that shit.
I have no food, by the way, so...
Hmm.
It has to be this way, right?
Like it has to.
Fuck it, mushroom run.
Why is so much better than Ludwig?
To be expected.
So guys, I think I failed on my gamble roll.
I hate to break it to you guys.
What is it?
What did you guys say it is?
Tick level?
Tick?
A five tick level entities block entities.
Okay, we're gonna go like here, and we'll go one, two...
I'm at a bar, I ran and Dr. Jeff's got a tracheolosoi.
Was it... was it 15?
We're gonna go 18?
It's just this way, huh?
Fuck, I'm getting smoked right now, guys. This is really embarrassing.
This is really fucking embarrassing for a guy like me.
I have no food.
I was just going to have like a...
Um, guys, if you see any brown mushrooms, let me know.
I should see it like any second, right, like surely?
I see brown mushrooms.
But now I need more red mushrooms.
I think this is not going to- Nooo man!
I'm getting fucking dominated by this guy!
Or is it worth going on top of those fucking mushrooms?
Like I don't even know.
Those red mushrooms up there?
I feel like I have to. I feel like I don't have a choice.
I have no food.
Fish and inventory.
Takes more fall damage.
Takes more fall damage.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god look at these fucking mushrooms, huge.
Perfect.
Alright, maybe two spawners next to each other?
Could be, but I don't know.
Which one do I have? A lot.
I might need more wood though on the loaks, but I think that's a later me issue, so I'm
not too concerned about that.
We're all getting dominated.
I just trolled.
I just trolled, uh, I just trolled.
Just my bad, y'all.
Garbage garbage.
Garbage garbage garbage.
Garbage.
Maybe he chose.
Maybe he chose.
Maybe.
I should be building a portal.
I mean I know what I did wrong this run it's just like you get the right
Repetitions in you know what I mean everybody?
Oh stop bro like just fucking stop
Can't make another bed
I should probably just fucking Hungarice. No, I have food. Hungarice, that you stupid idiot.
All right, take two. Okay, so he's probably gonna win, like, what? Three, five seconds, maybe? Like, 1607?
Uh, right.
Well, I can get there.
Okay, um, I can get there, maybe.
Maybe he choked.
You never know.
I need one more.
I guess I lost one.
I'll see it.
Okay.
I'll see it.
Does the bishop where he stays on during stacks?
What if he's like a person?
What the hell am I doing?
Am I going minus 55?
Okay.
I didn't pick up my fucking...
How many beds am I going to have?
Five?
Why if I'm in like a five bed?
Darn it!
Darn it.
I have to get my emerald back.
What did I lose time?
BT, I lost time digging up the BT, obviously.
Bastion nav?
It was housing?
No, I think it was fine, wasn't it?
Oh
I just know the fortress bro. I just like sent it in the direction. I was like, ah fuck it. I'll
Oh, look at that
Oh my musume
Shipwreck.
Why are the pirate seeds fucking ass?
I fucking hate the pirate seeds.
Shipwreck spotted.
Asked to the ravine right next to it.
Down.
I can make everything.
No!
Up!
Up!
Upies!
Oh!
Don't be curse of binding.
I'm not curse of binding.
Please bro.
Curse of vanishing in front of it.
Yo, there's sheep here on the looks.
Yeah, there's sheep here on the loaks.
I'm not sure if I have enough. I do.
Yeah, I'm good.
Then we just get one stone for a shovel. I also see flint here.
Very nice flint.
Our gravel.
I got it. Good.
Good. Good job.
What did I get from this?
Max loss
I'm gonna get a PB here if I'm like, locked the fuck in.
I'm not
So why does that not find the shipwreck yeah by the way
Fuck's going on
Giving you a head start big mistake
What what oh he did find it? I'm not locked in what the fuck rose ahead of me
the hell?
I need to ban someone for that.
Don't tell me that's the only entry here.
I'm just so unbelievable sometimes, bro.
I'm not going back for the diamonds, bro.
Okay, Ford is that way, positive Z.
It just has to be like here.
Positive Z?
Oh.
How much of my shit just got like launched though?
Do I have everything?
My bucket's gone.
That's fine though.
Bucket's gone.
Help, help to f**k away, check us out, okay.
Why even, look why, why even do that bro?
All my leaves, f**k.
Well, are we crack smoking or are we donkey Kongin'?
Smart.
You look very rubbish in today's game, rogue.
Okay, so I was told they got rid of all the bad effects from Ranked, so I guess I'm just being f**king lied to.
Okay.
I think we're Donkey Kong'ing guys.
This looks like Donkey Kong to me, I think.
You ever need something out of the rack?
I'm also going to get a pussy, if you guys don't mind, I'm going to get a little bit
of a pussy, and then I'm also going to do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and then... alright,
let's go.
I'll make the carrots later, bro.
Let's go everybody!
Like brother, how are they just so dumb bro?
Like they're just so stupid.
Are we joking, are we joking?
Okay, you'll chill in a second, I'm sure.
Cool.
Cool.
Do I have to go back to get the obby loosaw, by the way?
I was even paying attention.
Probably, right?
16 obby, wait a minute, 19 obby.
Split this.
Use the chest.
Use the chest.
What the fuck is your problem jackass?
Oh my god.
Can I say positive Z?
Is he on me?
No!
It's just back this way, right?
I put my wooden chest.
Great, great.
Not actually wonderful.
That's really good.
I like that a lot for me.
It's okay, we can get someone here.
Just hit all the fall damage in the fucking game, bro.
Not really good.
Where is it? It's like...
Right over here, no?
W overlap. So bad.
Maybe I can catch up, maybe.
I don't see a spawner though.
I see the blaze, I see the skeleton.
I got a wither skeleton skull?
What the hell?
bro
If you get it to I didn't pay attention
How did that happen?
Never punished?
Alright. Anyways, just ignore that. Why can't I make a bow? I have no more stringing yet.
Says who all right, let's try this again shall we
And I'm on fire like
One carrot left somehow and they all spawned off the fucking
I need more from the hood.
Where's my soul sand, man? Like...
Damn it.
Rah-ho-ho! It's just so hard, man.
Fuck you.
I have 8 rods, what am I f***ing...
smart. This is what I've been subbed for almost 6 years to.
Yeah. Yeah it is man.
What is this f***ing barn over there?
Oh, I'm on the fucking Joel's hand!
And it broke. And it broke. Like...
Smart.
Wow, tube kiss.
And I think I'm getting better at that.
I'm gonna grab this, but whatever.
No, I'm not even gonna reset.
Fuck it.
What the fuck?
How far do I have to run?
I don't even know.
240 oh we got a fucking going on a hike bro
I have no food I just know where my rotten flesh
back to mushrooms y'all
guys i'm banning shipwreck tomorrow cause it is i fucking hate shipwreck
I have no, I mean I can't do anything. I have to just like dig, like move my only fucking solution. Maybe he died, maybe he died.
I'm gonna lose to a fucking Missime fan. Oh my god, carer me.
No more fire as.
You had seven golden carrots? I drooled all over myself. What do you want from me, bro?
10, 240. I mean, this is the right way.
I just gotta like go more this way.
I don't have a... whatever, bro.
Ah!
For what are you fucking linking me man?
I'm not Gino Smith nor Ben Simmons nor Paul George in any situation.
So run from the sun, I'm drinking the,
run from the sun, I'm drinking the-
Small thanks for the stream super far guy.
What happened to Emerald?
I played games and I lost.
G.L. is a square? D.T. my favorite. D.T. is- what the- no, no, this is C change. This
is not- yeah. Yeah, fuck that. Why? Because soldiers are fucking- they're the devil.
Now if Feinberg saw that he would lose his shit. I'm not even kidding. Oh
Great now we have shipwreck
Is that it I guess so
Oh my god.
Did I just throw?
Oh my god, I'm drowning.
Yeah, that's really good.
Not really got played for me.
Here we go.
Let's get weakness from that fucking potion.
What do you guys want to tell me? That's a good one too.
What can I make here? Make a... that? That? Make an axe? And then no shears? Maybe it's... wait.
Huge fucking play from a guy like me.
No, I didn't mean to do that.
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill my son.
I'm the lid!
How many of you thought I was going to do it again, be honest?
How many of you thought I was going to do the same shit again?
It's alright, I can make up the time, it's not the end of the world, hello?
What's happening?
I'm just gonna make a hat and I'll make these gold carrots later, I think.
W play.
And you think you're so good getting to another first, don't you?
It's a square.
You probably think you're so fucking talented.
I smile
Whatever bro, I'm gonna care
Go
Down here gotta be yep
I can win this though, I think.
All I need is superior everything and I can win this.
This is good.
This is a perfect spot to build.
Perfect spot to build.
I don't know what this is.
I don't see it, but...
This is... what is this?
I have a hat I'm good. This is stables. Okay. What the fuck?
I didn't mean to do that, man!
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm going to get out of here.
This works.
I
Look, they're actually going to smoke your ass, ain't no way.
kind of the worst thing we're being allowed by the way you're gonna get beat
by a 30 year old in a children's game tomorrow I'm not broke chill on me
I can't take the gold in the chest.
Oh my god.
I mean at some point we have to just sound lucky and go to x-ray like is what it is.
So what can you really do in situations like that, you know what I mean, there's nothing.
That's the way it is.
Like literally who's gonna say I'm wrong by the way?
You won't because if you do your band.
Like who's gonna tell me I'm wrong
That's everything
Fucking Christ almighty above man
Maybe he died he's been in his passion for a while
Pufferfish has died, am I bad pufferfish?
And he's out the fish.
Pufferfish has died, am I bad pufferfish?
Pufferfish has died, am I bad pufferfish?
And he's at the fortress.
I'm not bored this time, so I gotta go in for my roof.
I definitely don't, I just don't see her, right?
Why are you guys all killing yourselves?
I might as well loot this since I'm up here, right?
Like I might need the obby, might as well loot this triple.
Holy fuck.
That's a lot of gold.
Um, now I gotta get down somehow.
I gotta like dig into the bastion.
Like what's happening here?
Yeah, but just take all the fall damage in the world.
Fucking dumbass.
It's over. It is so over. You're done.
Chadwick claims another victory. Throw in the towel.
You call them what?
It is so over. So over.
You call them what exactly?
Like what am I doing?
Can I ban somebody?
What is this fucking what is this fucking bastard like it's all just like in the wall like what would be
I should grab those arrows actually.
Nothing is...
Okay, good, bad gap.
It's gonna be good gap.
Let's go down here.
He just blinded from another dimension.
This is awesome.
What?
What's happening?
I have so much to do with this, this has to be enough gold, I mean I'll do this anyway but let that happen.
Yeah, that's tomorrow's early stream. How are you here?
How are you down there?
Hey Gravel, look at this Gravel.
um inventory management your dog shit useless sack of shit dumb ugly dumb
I actually didn't know if it was cool I was only I think it was a 5 obby from the fucking
chests
Up top.
How is it impossible?
Oh wait.
That's bad.
No.
No
Surely your path you can figure it out
How can you not figure this out?
Oh, what are these obby rates?
I need gold. Actually, these golden carrots, I forgot about them.
Thank you. Give me the gold.
You guys don't deserve any more of it, chuds.
I don't know what the fortress is, man.
I'm just gone, right?
Yeah, we're just out of here.
We're just out of here, bro.
Um, let's...
I hear a skilling, Ken.
I'll catch one.
Um, okay, and then we gotta go.
Oh, great.
Can you stop?
Dude up!
Oh my god, I can't do this.
It's just this way, it's just this way.
I
Don't do this shit
It was scary to do this
I need to craft these fucking golden carrots bro, or I'm just gonna die
I don't need those anymore. Give me this back
I'll be just probably there, I think.
Oh, could be here.
Maybe like right there?
Huge.
What the fuck?
I didn't even do that.
I have very limited food, so I can't just like, drill myself.
I've really gotta be cautious.
You always do?
I know.
Sickening, isn't it?
Is that a guy like me actually fucking exists?
Stop it!
So die after this twice.
Maybe.
Holy man.
Thanks, good enough.
Three spawns?
I have three rods, just four, we're just pulling out, we're one.
Fire matters.
Help!
Six.
Fire matters.
Help!
Six.
Okay, let's start building.
Don't hurt me.
I'm just about to be able to please bro.
Is there any food out here? I'm gonna kill for it.
Don't see any fucking food though.
Alright, not one.
I
Don't really
Again who cares bro
Just get it just get it I think I might have got hit right before I did it but
At this point you guys just send it
I'm like I'm like so sure he hit me before I copied it, but like
At this point
Yeah, you know I mean
I'm not asking, by the way.
Oh, whatever, bro.
Fuck me.
Am I going 120, which is like this way?
I'm no food as well.
42 minus 188.
How am I even supposed to...
40 minus 188. I gotta go to the left.
No, I think to the right.
Maybe he'll die. You guys never know. He could die.
Okay, ladies MCS are the old-fashioned way not really
Like you guys make fun of me, but like if you guys tried this it'd be a fucking disaster
42 minus 188 I'm getting there
No, don't say GG.
I don't know, this is right.
42 minus 188.
Uh, the other portal?
Uh, it was right, uh...
Wow.
I actually got it.
I mean, it wasn't, uh...
Starter, where's starter at actually?
Oh wow.
Where's the fucking...
Oh, this is the...
What?
Is that portal room?
I wouldn't have found that anyway.
There's no fucking way.
Wait, what the fuck?
So I guess you're supposed to go here, and then because of terrain generation you have
to go in here, and then here?
Oh, I mean it's actually not even that bad.
It's just like, it's three staircases?
No, that's pretty bad actually.
That's fucking crazy.
You go one, two, yeah, one staircase.
This staircase is like broken.
Then you go, yeah, that's kind of fucked.
That's actually fucked up. Damn, bro. Dude, I am hungry, holy shit. I guess why I'm losing.
I'm hungry as fuck.
Well, what's happened to me a lot tomorrow? I didn't even check the thing. I know fruits
it got like posted and I never looked. When was that posted?
Day two schedule. Oh, so I got to wear early. Today we were match eight, tomorrow we're matched
three. Match three. So
Okay, it starts at 12, so I gotta be live at like noon, I'm gonna be live at like noon.
Or at least he's woken up since high school, I'm not sure by the way.
Egg.
I'm gonna pick a piglin spawner egg.
why are they also scared what's going on why did they get scared
Ohhh, oh, oh.
But they literally shake.
And then they get turned into fucking, zombified piglins.
Wait, they actually kind of do get moon scorched.
try the hoglin?
You can't burn that oh my god the baby ones don't even get like angry when you play when
You hit the
Zoggling
Rolled
Guys I'm gonna call it
I'm hungry and sad and my pinky kind of hurts so there was a pinky start to hurt when they
play Minecraft for so long because like shift and like left control for sprint and shit
I mean, I have toggle sprint, but put that shit on caps lock.
Good.
Wait, is sprint on caps lock the play?
print on R?
Alright, I'm gonna go eat.
I'll get Emel back tomorrow, probably not, I don't know.
Okay guys, thanks for watching!
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'm so hungry.
eat. Goodbye everyone. Have a good one. Peace and love y'all. I'm gonna go eat something.
But time tomorrow, bro, I'll be leveling noon, because I'm match three and they start at noon.
Um, so, maybe even before noon I'll be live.
Okay, so I already have