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MID OFFS DAY 2 WINNER POV TAKING DOWN LUDWIG AND ANYONE ELSE IN THE PATH OF DOMINANCE!!!!
02-21-2026 · 10h 01m
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I don't like how you look in the morning, I don't like how you look in the morning.
I don't like how you look in the morning.
you look in the morning times? Oh sorry. Why this first time trying to say
Wawa Coffee Broke Boy?
Smart. Tube kiss. Wait what?
Smart. I don't like how you look in the all the time. What's wrong with Wawa Coffee, bro?
dude my hair is just wet okay I showered it's just fucking wet let it air dry stop
fucking it calling me ugly you're making me sad
smart yo good morning super yo I can actually say good morning is it that
crazy
isn't that insane smart
you do look very sickly smart well how I look sickly bro I look fine actually you
know what I'm gonna say I look good even super your skin is glowing in the
daylight ignore these haters the morning light is turning blue the building blue
Can you do this for me goffs please?
Gulp.
Bail, bail!
Microplastics are coffee.
Guys, not that I'm sponsored or anything by Wawa, although they should.
But you can get a breakfast sandwich, a hash brown, and any size coffee for $5.
Smart.
Any feet in joy.
Is that not fucking crazy?
Like come on
I've never been to a rudder's sorry bro never been to one
dude my fucking shoulder is like I don't know I think I slept on a weird dog my
it's like sewer or something I don't know what I did I woke up oh bro I can't
Dude, I think Tubbo is trying to kill me specifically actually with these fucking early times, bro
I think he's trying to kill me what we knowing about Maverick though worst gas station of all time
I know Maverick is but I'll trust you
Hey Mitski and mango drives and plopperies and espresso snorter and flowers,
cordy, iron wolf, smile, bananas, back it.
Smart. Water.
Mace, uh, CERN. Thanks everybody.
What time is it? It's from the 11.37 in the morning.
That's tomorrow for the gold, right?
USA whooping Canada's ass tomorrow? Yeah.
Yeah, true, true.
My shoulder hurts from lifting and playing volleyball.
Yours hurts from sleeping.
We are not the same.
Okay, but on the lobes,
I definitely fry you in volleyball.
Thoughts?
Thoughts on that?
Dude, I'm so angry.
I forgot to pay- I wanted orange juice, but I forgot when I went to Wawa, and then I came back home and I realized I had no orange juice.
Haha.
Want orange juice?
I want an orange juice.
Oh well.
What is this?
Replace Rocket League with Minecraft.
I am fucking fuming!
I'm fuming!
Oh my fucking god!
I'M FUCKING HUMAN!
I'M FUCKING HUMAN!
I'M HUMAN!
Willa-
Can you do this for me, DOS, please?
I fucking hate Instagram links, they just killed me, I don't know why, I'm sorry.
I
Grabbed a chest to a be breaks that gets wood maybe for beds put on the gold helmet
It's crafting a boat
Okay, he's ready in the Bastion and isn't that purchase grab gold you'd mind these chests for something a diamond pickaxe
Mine carts for some reason
He's gonna do how do you do a bachelor round in a minute?
What is here? Who's the noise?
Okay, a blaze.
A blaze, a blaze for us.
I'm assuming there's a-
Guys!
I have a confession to make.
Spend up videos with a voice sound silly?
They tilt me.
They tilt me.
I don't know why.
Unwatchable?
6.5 years I've been subbed.
This is the earliest I've ever seen you-
I mean, I've seen some that make me laugh, but like,
for the most part, I don't know.
Yeah, but like, am I really gonna go drive 30 minutes
to go to a gas station?
I don't think so, man.
Ah, I don't think so.
That doesn't sound like my kind of,
You know?
And this is not how he was having so much of an ursus when he was live.
His voice sped up is literally ur voice in ur videos.
Well, when I was in Korea...
I streamed at like 8.30, or like 8 in the morning Korea time, but I guess that doesn't count, because that's like, different for any time.
His voice bug is literally your voice in your videos when it's slowed down to .5x you don't
get to complain.
That doesn't make any sense.
By the way.
It doesn't make any sense.
Cheats better than Wawa soup but I'm disappointed go to the better gas station at this time.
Bro!
They don't have sheets in Philly man that's like a Pittsburgh thing, it's like more west.
I'm pretty sure.
I've never been and Bucky's is like more south to like in like Texas or whatever
What the fuck is a super max now we're just making everything up now we're like super max
What the fuck is a super max?
What you know about Gregs?
What the fuck is Gregs?
who the fuck is Greg oh no London Sausage oh no
my dad said I got you fam I'm in the neighborhood wait wait got me with what
what do you got me with
Holy fuck, that's funny.
Bro, really dropped the Greggs.
Shit, that's good.
Check text messages.
What do you know about come and go?
and go something about me and your mother probably well am I crazy has any
look I've never been to a sheets bro if there's no sheets and Philly dog look
Look, hold on.
The closest sheath to me is like 40 over 40 miles away, bro.
Like I can't.
Like, come on.
What is sheaths?
It's from everything that I've gathered
and in theory, you're Wawa.
Like first of all, their logo is just so hideous, by the way.
Can I just say that?
It looks like a Sheets logo and compared to Wawa.
Like, Wawa, like first of all, in the logo department,
Wawa is belt ass, okay?
I don't know what to do with it.
Ends with a Z so it's cooler.
Or what do you like, fucking 11?
XX Killer Snipers XX
The hell
You got a stomach ache and a mouth tingling a mouth tingle from a banana from sheets, huh?
Huh?
Hmm.
A-Yep.
This guy said, what you know about A-M-P-M?
Aw, you've never seen the video, huh?
You've never seen the video, huh?
Oh, I'm very familiar with A-M-P-M.
Fuck.
Wait, surely the video still exists, right?
Ah, here we go.
Shock Saved Hoongus from the Snack Matrix.
Oh, now this is a classic.
What the hell's happening?
Why is he, bro?
Has YouTube been like fucking dying for everyone else?
By the way, look, when you click on a video,
it just doesn't load.
and you have to like refresh it?
Kinda pisses me off.
Anyways, what do I know about AMP, Emma?
Check out my acting chops here.
It's not...
It's not working.
Hello?
Oh good.
Tungus actually make it to the NRG Hot Puckets Castle!
Tungus?
Oh hi Shock Team!
Wait, how did you get in there? Did someone put you in there? How did you even...
Tungus accidentally stuck in snack matrix.
Oh, I must throw my coffee.
It doesn't matter. Just tell us what we need to do.
The only way for Tungus to be free is for Champion SF Shock Team to compete in the AMPM or Chata Games!
Simple two shock teams that's got a three rounds wins
Back when super TF wasn't a sellout first time chatter, I don't think what you just said you're watching me
In a video that's entirely an ad
Anyways national or just today also I haven't do this. I had no choice
So anyways, I'm familiar with a npm
I'm familiar
Smart look big's POV when you pull up with your seven coaches
Something I got right here to watch this
Nice very nice
Okay, why are skating videos kind of top though my crazy
What's the what how long I'm gonna find the one video give me a second
Hold.
Oh, did you just-
I fucking love this video.
Can you skate?
Reminded me of this I fucking I probably bust my ass have you seen this with this?
One view not like I've seen this one
Guys is right there too really that good of a game be honest
No!
AHHHHHOO!
This isn't Red Dead 2, I knew that.
I knew that.
Uh-uh.
Anyways.
Your A and P occurs to remind me of this.
Wait a minute, first time chatter.
You still interested in buying a sinner's sacrifice?
Wait, Azure?
Wait, that's...
Wait, I think this is him.
Wait, on the loaks?
I actually might be.
Wait a minute.
I actually might be.
And X. Wait a minute.
I will figure out something.
Hold on.
Give me a second.
I- okay.
Wait.
I think my business email, there's no way.
I didn't get anything.
Business.
Where is it?
Business.
Wrong email.
Wrong email.
Why'd I get signed out of my other account?
Am I hacked?
Guys, what's going on?
I'm so fucking scared.
Hmm...
What's a sinner's sacrifice?
Don't sweat it, bro.
Congrats on beating saps yesterday. Are you trying to sign in hot holy chills? Yeah, I am trying to sign in
I will look and we will figure something out. Hopefully maybe I
I showed my friend your mid-offs run last night and the first thing she said was is he Asian
she's Asian.
I'm not saying you're just lying.
You're just lying.
Why are we lying?
Can you show it?
Yeah, I'll show it again.
Azure makes.
I built the sinner's sacrifice from deadlock.
Welcome back to Azure makes for today I'm going to show you my replica of the center
sacrifice there you go ready check this out.
This shit is so cool.
Like come on bro.
Come on bro!
Like this shit is so fire.
This shit is fire.
You know it would be the most heartbreaking thing if Yoshi deadlock decides to change
the center of sacrifice.
We might actually have to fucking throw him in jail if he does that.
I'm not gonna lie.
We actually have to put Yoshi in jail.
But he punches it at the edge because he actually...
Broom!
Oh dude!
Cut like that!
That is crazy!
This is the-
In game, this is IRL.
Like what the fuck?
This is crazy.
So dumb.
I will give it a like.
Actually smart
There's someone chat said here there you go someone in chat said they wanted to see it there you go
Drinks my coffee it's taken your second 25 hours stream absolutely not
Absolutely not.
When is your match?
Great question.
Great question.
So, I'm matched 3 out of the match, or the stream goes live at 12, I don't know if they're
starting the first match at 12 immediately probably not if I had to guess.
Yeah.
This guy is so unwatchable now.
What did I do?
No, tell me. Tell me what I did.
No, tell me.
O.S. Cheyo?
At SuperTF, you see Bobby Coddick was in the Epstein files.
Bro never goes on so long unless it's an event to capitalize off of.
Who still watches this guy in 2026?
When did this guy fall off?
Slop stranding.
hates on Zelda but will play this slop. Wait but he was posy vibes here your
swagger is unparalleled. Hold on.
You are not Gary disnail you are not Gary disnail you are not Gary disnail
Oh
He was a mini enjoyer, but now we don't do the mini anymore because fucking the New York Times are pieces of shit
Can you turn off your face cam?
No.
No I can't.
I don't know how.
Do you think you're beating Ludd today?
I, bro, if I lose, it's gonna be so embarrassing.
Wait, by the way, do you guys see Phil Spencer
retired from Xbox?
That sinner's sacrifice is going to be so tough
in the background of you seven to nine warden gameplay king.
Also, if you lose,
Who? You'll know when you see him.
Phil Spencer.
Was he good? I don't know!
I don't know, honestly.
Do the NY Times mini and then play Overwatch 2?
Thanks.
He had a long run, yeah.
No I do think he was passionate, but um, I mean honestly Xbox track record the past how
many years?
I don't know.
Honestly, the best thing?
The best thing that Xbox has done in the past 10 years is Game Pass.
They fucked that up too?
Yeah, yeah
You're fucked versus Lottie has that twice as much on-stream practice as you
No
No
No
No
If I lose the lot it's gonna be so embarrassing bro
Smart I must hit a sub 12 if you are having a good day so excited to watch you play some Minecraft
He an 11-42?
Ludwig hit a 13-30 yesterday
Bro, I would have had a 13-30 though against fucking fruit, but he's just one-cycled and I got fucked
Oh, there's a dark mode for this website.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
No one's here to talk, bitch.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Loser.
This is going to be super warding off all the hate in chat only to win the whole tournament.
Tournament?
Let me see this.
The coldest walk in the world.
Damn!
Be one counter hit.
That's fucking crazy.
Have you ever fight before?
No, I've never gotten to fight.
I don't want to get in a fight.
I don't think I want to get in a fight.
Anyways, um...
So, hold on, here's the schedule.
So if I win, if I just win today, we have two matches.
Mac if I win max 3 then we're not playing till match 10
holy man if we lose
Come on if we lose though in a hypothetical then we play match 8 where we then would play match
12 yeah, looks about right
I fought on my Owl in one, brother.
Actually, didn't you have a clip of you wrestling soda poppin' like six years ago at TwitchCon
and then he like, anyways, yeah you know what I'm talking about, I gotta finish that story.
You let him win.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Let's go Super, you're our man.
If you can't do it, no one can.
Yeah, I will win.
I will win.
I will win.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do.
I'm not losing the Ludwig bro chill.
Not losing the Ludwig bro.
If you lose to Hoodwig, I will lose what
I have for you.
Why does Brian say that?
What the fuck is Hoodwig?
Can someone explain to me, where am I?
Atomologists?
Is that right?
Atomologist?
Yeah, uh-huh, fuckin' locked in.
What am I etymologist at?
W is pronounced as a V in German?
Oh, so I think this is what, wait.
Okay, but then why does it say, why is CH turned, whatever, I don't fuckin' care anymore.
We're just past that shit
If you put in first game surely second game is easy, I don't know because second game is
Against either
Evbo or Bitzel, I think they're both pretty good, too. I
Think
Wait, no.
I lied.
It's either Juicy or Bilzo.
Oh.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, saved.
Wait, actually saved.
I mean, you never know what can happen. I can choke, right? You never fucking know
Bro the thing with like BO1s is like it's so impossible
Because like all you all you need is one fuck up in a BO1 and you're just cooked
It is double elim but
How did Tubbo not realize that you're literally lifting a trophy in your profile picture?
I don't.
That's a great question, bro.
I don't know, man.
That's a great question.
Wait, I'm about to burp.
Wait, it's stuck.
It's stuck.
I need someone to burp me.
I
Smart oh
There we go
I saw you in a loon streak that okay, I'm gonna say something here
You cannot play my MCSR if you are hungry thirsty need to pee tired
This game requires you to be at peak performance. I'm not kidding
Like my you have to be at your absolute best to play minecraft speedrunning. I'm not joking. I'm not fucking kidding
It's Minecraft no no you don't get it
No, you don't get it, bro. Okay, can we skip this for more over slot hardest job in the world?
Bro, there's literally so many decisions you have to make.
It's so hard.
It's so fucking hard.
Ah, thanks, love.
The people have spoken at this emotive lash.
What?
The people?
And it's fucking one guy?
We don't need no I'm not adding this man. We don't need it
We don't need it
All right, I should warm up, huh I should warm up
When you watch the main broadcast the dude on the left used to be homeless
Is that real news?
Yeah, oh wow
Boosfer is online if you want back seating. Oh brother
We got fuckin' booze.
Okay wait.
Booze for save grasses?
I know he actually did.
I can't even hate.
Booze for literally save mo- like he actually fuckin' flushed up so hard?
That would have been so bad.
Like, unironically, Boosphur had the clutch.
Some are saying that that's unethical gameplay though because I had a coach, but, you know.
I
Guys a co having a coach is not cheating
Let me show back to fucking bitch
What are the pigs sound like that fucking greedy little piggies
Is this really practice?
No, it's just practice.
I'm just practicing, bro.
I'm going to move this over, move this up, get a fix on my shit.
But why do I have like three pigs here?
Oh!
Hey, what's up guys?
Yeah, but I don't know how to actually practice that, like that's actually like kind of impossible.
It's kind of impossible.
I- I'll be fine!
Probably.
Surely.
Surely
Fruit will tell me yeah, yeah, exactly
probably guys I think I should be falling honestly if I lose against Ludwig it might
be the most embarrassing that's ever happened to me like it is what it is you know what
I mean, it's just like, what can you do at that point?
Well, I think you can get like extra pigs if you do this.
I don't know if I should try that in the run though.
Like, that might be like a little bit of a troll.
Cause like, what if I just like fuck up and I just die?
Watching while driving out in.
Why would you don't?
Guys, do not be on your phone when driving, PSA.
Do not endanger others.
I just can't lose a lot of me like I should be so you know how much of a fucking
damage to my legacy that would be
it would be so bad
excuse me piggies
excuse me piggies
Your children would get bullied at school bro, we just cannot have this happen.
String, it's more close.
Alright, that's good.
Just saw this guy driving like a madman on the road, looking at his phone.
Right, but that wouldn't mean that you're also looking at your phone on the road.
Dude, what happened to my shoulder man?
I must have slept weird. It's pissing me off
Rise of the Ludwig's title
This title is ending it super TF today. Why put my name in quotes
You know I'm doing the same thing actually I'm putting lovely in quotes. I gotta do that
stealing that idea real quick, don't mess with Nel though. There we go.
Guys, crack smoker or Donkey Kong? Which one do you guys want? I'll do whichever one you guys want.
Donkey Kong me what did you just say you wouldn't get it bro it's it's it's it's
Minecraft strats
bro I was I watched this this fucking uh fine-brake video that he did some shit
where he blew up the gold blocks with TNT and it like saved his shit
I just have to str- I don't know if I'm talented enough to do that though.
Fuck off.
Off my block, bitch.
Oops.
Alright.
Does anyone ever tell you how good at Minecraft you are?
No.
Actually-
actually no no one's ever told me that I can't lie but thank you I appreciate it
daytime stream I can't believe it
why can't you believe it bro
Any more piggies?
Any more piggies?
Oh, get in the fucking hole, man!
You're so stupid!
You're so stupid.
I hear some more angry pigs.
Can you guys knock it up?
No, no.
But how are you so stupid?
Where did you come from?
Where did you come from?
Get in the hole!
And this is where Animal Farm by George Orwell was about?
Stop!
I'm not gonna lose the fucking quote a Ludwig end quote.
It's just not gonna happen, bro.
I'm a police officer.
Just pulled over two people driving while on their phones.
The one was complaining.
Officer, I have to support my stream and this can't wait.
Then they showed me their phone.
and it was so scary while playing minecraft
with that person of fact taking the lowest point
heart emoji
alright
let's get a practice run in, shall we?
well quick versus magateef fucking Ludwig fix your hair it's PMO you PMO
NGL.
Rawful.
Alright, let me lock in.
Are you up on the very treasure?
Oh, we may have to ban BT and Shipwreck, actually.
The pirate seeds?
We may have to ban those.
I'm gonna win by the way.
So where's my shipwreck at by the way?
So where's my shipwreck at by the way?
bug seed or what okay I'm blind I'm fucking blind and ugly I have a
Disgustingly slow start, but that's fine
Someone's open my door. I think it's my father actually I
Think oh it is I can hear my stream on his phone that he has open or I'm about to get killed by a stalker
Honestly 5050 what can you really do at that point?
What can you do?
I'm busy no Minecraft run so like you know what am I supposed to do?
If I die I die it is what it is.
Um, I don't have any blocks.
This sucks.
Ass.
There we go that works.
Um, bang, bang, bang, bang.
We need some more wood.
Watching the streamers walking to the wrong house.
I could make shears, actually.
Maybe a play.
Then we do that, and then we do that.
House guy already have hot stuff.
Am I chopped?
Well, I also was watching Feinberg, by the way, dude, you know, that plays on fast settings.
Like he doesn't have transparent leaves.
Is it another disgusting?
I swear I saw the ravine somewhere.
Over here.
What does that mean?
Remind me of this one.
I'll show you.
If you don't know what I'm talking about.
I need gravel.
I'm also very fucking slow this run.
Come on
Come on hurry up
Also like no food I realized but like what can we do about that fortress is right here
I mean it's gotta be over there no like past the fortress I guess
Actually we had food hold on should I didn't craft any but
What the hell?
Look guys, I'm getting cooked.
Oh, there's like a glare on my monitor because it's too early?
I mean, it's gotta be...
I don't know. I don't know actually where it is.
There it is.
Okay.
Okay.
Alrighty.
Don't be cursive-binding. I didn't even check with the school eyes. Don't be cursive-binding.
Bro, where's the Bastion? I don't have like a great spot on that Bastion.
This is someone's fault, I'm not sure who's it is yet though, I don't know I'm really
sad. And then one, two, and then we gotta go get some more. I heard something. Yeah,
I told you there's so either it's either my dad in my house right now or a stalker who
was just about to kill me I don't know. Undecided. Let's figure it out. Too many leaves I think,
but what can we do, man? Oh, how do I die already, man? Like, guys, I think Minecraft
If you're really interested in the hardest thing you can do, I don't know.
Let myself in, I'll be on the couch, there's no problem bro.
Smart.
Alright, take two, ready?
I don't have a lot of bucket.
Whatever.
Let's go.
Alright.
Where is my fucking bathroom?
I mean, it just has to be this way. It just has to be.
And the fortress is where? It's like, right there.
Maybe he died too, that'd be awesome actually.
Matter of fact, I hope he did.
Fuck this guy, I'm not here to make friends.
I hope he died.
Oh.
Not bad.
Man, I was right the first time.
I just like, ugh, it just wasn't that big of a spike and so I was like, I don't know,
maybe it wasn't it, but like it's just so obviously.
Had to be it's just a bad point. I just like doubted myself fuck, bro
What do you get is this by the way just housing looking at here
Hey, yeah, there's housing
I thought you had an intraclassy.
Actually, yeah.
Run!
Help!
Oh my gosh!
They're pissed at it over, bro, like they're just kind of pissed at it going.
They're just kind of hollering.
They have a charlotte of it now.
No, no, no, no, no.
I got a seven-toy, it's so bad.
The five-toy is just so ugly and sloppy.
It's actually a disgusting cookie disgrace.
Oh my max fucking ring on that abbey. What the fuck?
Bro, these rank scenes are something else. I can't lie. It's kind of funny.
We need to make golden carrots also. I should probably grab some gold.
They already use all the gold? Oh my god you greedy pigs!
Well, I guess that'll have to do.
Well, I don't even know where the fortress was, because it's what it reminds me.
Let's just back this way now.
I see my fucking leaves.
It's just gotta be this way.
I'll have lava for you.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, guys, am I just chopped? You can be honest. I can take criticism.
Smart. I'm doing it, are you?
What, losing? Yeah.
Yeah, I am actually.
Sludge.
W rates.
What am I doing?
Fire! Fire! Get down! Fire! Oh my god. This is practice, yes. Thank god, otherwise I'd
speed so sad right now. Wait, I don't have as much wool as I thought I did. And I have
no anchor because I threw out my glowstone dust. Okay, a four bed is a little interesting
for me. Not gonna lie. Well, that is good enough. I still have my shears. Don't worry,
you aren't going to the end shut up pussy
Oops.
One more.
Go left 9 blocks!
Go left 9 blocks!
Are you having a fucking laugh?
And the dolphin just grabbed my fucking eye.
I
See a little maraud. I don't know where the eyes are. I think it's worth wait, maybe
You see it, I don't see it. I don't see it. I don't see it
Oh
Easily if I wasn't just the chas
Can you do sometimes you're just the chas?
How did this how did you get stuck up here bro like
What am I even going minus 107 it's like that way 104 minus
Okay
This is like no beds at all, I don't have an anchor
Months from seven we're just like ripping it this way
Well four months 200. Oh my
Dodge dodge
I got scared! I don't know!
Wait, is that good? Like right over there?
But yeah, this is like fun, I think, and then we just go to like a different block.
Oh my god, it's so slow.
It's so slow. And he's in the end!
maybe just secret maybe
If it's not here, I'm turning back
Yeah, I could get more string from more wall from more beds, but that's like
W
All right, what did he do?
All right, well first of all
Like close
No, it was actually the other spike that I saw that I just didn't go away. How do you didn't get there?
Down and then just through here. Oh fuck. Oh hitboxes
Alright, what did Bro do?
What did Bro do?
are entertaining to one.
Oh hell naw.
Why he plays two anchors?
Oh Jesus
Oh Jesus Christ, that's just so bad
Hello, yeah, what up, bro?
How are you feeling today? Oh
Fine maybe you got this man. I am going up against Ludwig. That is true
I mean it should be you watch the the match that just happened. No, is it why I heard it ever one on half a heart
Is that real? Yeah?
Well, but still have the perch first and then he he kind of like he kind of with it. Oh
shit
And then I've built one like a few seconds later
so the second match on now about to be yeah I'm gonna do bands I'm so fucking
scared oh my god what if I lose no bro
smart
I gotta smile the competition what's lovely doing he's practicing bastions
What should I practice right now, do you think?
Should you practice?
Wait, maybe BTs on the lobes?
You could do BTs or preemptives, or something like that.
Start a match, create room, option seed, BT only.
Is there a way to set it so that your pie chart is automatically at what you need for BTs and shit, or preemptive?
Yeah, that's what I was talking about yesterday.
Like we could have it so it's like that every run.
Yeah, but I gotta change it back for like scouting further.
Oh geez, I'm nervous.
Oh my God.
All right, so this is BT.
So we're gonna go Shift,
zero zero zero game renderer level entities.
Options.
Yeah, you have a share screen as well.
Oh, true that, true that, true that.
Truth bum.
There we go.
you know?
probably, yeah
and then
oh wait, I don't have to spam actually
I'm looking for the spike, so like over there
yeah, to get like the initial direction you should just
like, kind of like smoothly
I don't know if we're gonna do BT, we said
gentlemen's a green BT, but then I was like
fucking trying to do it yesterday and
um
it's not going so hot
yeah, I'd still out more, yeah
Yeah, try this. You want to like when you think you're in the trunk you want to spam so I think it is this chunk
Let me just go
Well, I think I just hate the pirate seeds like I don't know bro
Yeah, ocean man like very treasure fucking shipwreck
Like fuck that shit, bro
It's just so bad.
You know, it wasn't even that bad.
That was fun.
No, I know.
Can you start?
You should try to just not spam it as much and just try to get a direction.
That was my fucking punch heart.
There we go.
Okay, so don't spam it.
So it's got to be this way.
Yeah, it's a yeah.
Yeah, so we go this way.
And then when you kind of think you're close, then you can start spamming it more like you might even see it in the water
Like it literally could just be in this trunk under you right there. Can you see a good thing? Yeah, exactly
Okay, but so many things are harder than others. No, like
Yeah
And the whole like sub chunk of bullshit is like weird. This one was easy
Yeah, I was fast
And then I would craft a fucking gold pressure plate and then we go over here and then we go like
I don't even know, like, here, I guess?
Yeah, that's correct.
And then...
Take my wood.
And then...
Yeah.
Sick.
If I backed out of the gentleman's agreement, would that make me a giant pussy?
Be honest, would that make me a giant pussy?
Like, I think he would, like, do good in BT.
Maybe.
Okay, so we go this way.
Yeah, it's not in your direction.
Just kind of go to a coast.
And when you think here, like it could be this drunk.
So you could.
No, no, like one more maybe?
Yeah, so one more out.
Yeah, like one more straight this way up.
Yeah, this isn't that hard is it no but I did have one yesterday that I thought was like really hard
I don't know why maybe just brain issue. I don't know I
Wonder like 13 people. Yeah, we have like seven coaches in the calling on it's going over in here
I'm trying to fix my shit. I just wasn't even out of the yellow like one more coach. Let's fucking go get them all in here
Why is there so many people?
Band shipwreck run beach shipwrecks are so annoying
Now shipwreck is such a cringy thing. I hate shipwreck. It's so annoying
It's so boring to like it's just like in like the drowning like it's so easy to drown on like half the ship
Okay, so now oh just go this way
And then maybe like here and then we'll go tick tock. Sorry. I've been locked in
So let's just like right here. What the fuck? It probably is that. Wait am I the fucking goat BT runner?
No you've gotten all of them like pretty quickly. Am I the fucking goat BT runner? I think it's possible. I think it's possible here.
I'm gonna turn my screen. Just comb it out this sheep. Smart. It's the actual match. No this is just practice bro.
a little bit of of P a little bit of P
P rap do you know what's fuck if like winning this match then we have to wait seven more matches to play again
Like are we Jesus? We're match three then if we win it's match ten
I'll be completely honest. I think this match like the Ludwig match is the hardest match you will have today easily
Yeah, I think so I think you're next if you win this your next two matches. I think you're gonna be
Well, you probably do have one more match today, but like your your next match tomorrow like the next two after this will be a lot easier, honestly
Like I think you have a pretty good
Yeah, like as long as you don't do something like like catastrophic we get that there's something like you'll just be fine
So I got nothing, so I got to run this straight.
Yeah, I mean you can spin again, like, so there's a chance, a very small chance that
the BT spawns out of your 8 chunk radius, or yeah, like what you're doing right now,
you weren't looking as low, so like this is good.
So like one more?
I think it literally just might be, I was thinking in the water the other way. Yeah, like one of these two water chunks
Probably the one you're staring at
Like if you don't see it here probably poked out like you can go 9-9 and check it
See if it looks good
And with all this junk, it's probably just the chunk to the left and it's just
You can you can get your option back. It's probably just a strength in
That was my assessment but it's a little hard to tell me not to be like yeah this is not
going to be a D-Junk at all so some of the ride here.
Yeah I'm a little seen out like what if this happens in like the actual ride?
This dude here is going to be like a bit slow.
Like it's like pointing a little this way.
It's like yeah so you're getting it.
Just do it even more slowly like so you can see when exactly it picks up like it could
be this jump right here.
It could be this one.
Maybe you want to just do a full
Yeah, you don't like confirm it first cuz
Just do it spin
No, okay, maybe maybe it's fucking way further than we thought
Like so like is it not just like a way down here like no, I think I didn't see complete opposite direction like over here
Yeah, like go to you have nothing just spin it slower
It explains you fast, and I think when it updates you're like missing where it actually updated
Well, because you're not
Refreshing it like when it's one that will be going there like
go away
Yeah, yeah, so it's
It's got to just be one of these fucking it has to be one of these fucking chunks in front of you probably this one
We haven't checked this one yet. But what I mean like BT. It's fucking RNG, bro
Like there's just some bullshit
So weird explain it or not like
I can't look on everything. It has to you give you that
No way or whatever 999 is
You should move your
camera oh
just so I can like help and like it could be on the real run like it would be
so degenerate but I've had to dig under like six before like it's like
seven this is it this is it that's the disgusting by the way
It's on top of like where the fuck?
Like, but it's not this one.
I mean, what was wrong with that first ocean chunk you went to? Like, the ones, like, straight.
Will you change your name to suit him now?
You like didn't think it was this one, like, in front of you if you go one more over.
Yeah, I just didn't, it didn't seem right.
The visor and stuff stay out.
Cause I thought it literally just, it could be this one.
I don't know, it makes no sense.
I was not starting this. Yeah, there's stone
I mean the only other thing is like
There's a neighboring because there is other islands, but I don't think that's the case. I don't just just
maybe you can
Oliver
I'm thinking you to see and I'll just try it
But like I'm obviously getting a spike over here. You only have a few options
You have like it could I guess be
Like the fucking island to your you see the island to your left like it could be bored like on this somehow
And we're just like picking up really early
Now I doubt it right
We got a
Yeah, you're not even like getting anything. I'm so strange
I
This might probably be to you like sometimes you just get fucked I feel like but maybe skill issue. I don't know I
Mean there's a shipwreck in the distance like what how is it just not here? I
Fucking doubt you're picking up that shipwreck. I should as far as hell
Like this is not too far for a very treasure
Is this even a very treasure scene?
Yeah
Like this is not a VP, this is fucking 0%
Wait, what the fuck is happening?
It has to be on a beach, when I go here it's a plains
Yeah, like the 9-9
How do I open cheats?
How do I cheat?
Tell me you can here, you can um, I don't know what you can do
Can you, it doesn't let you slash seed, does it, and like, take the seed?
Not.
I think if you forfeit it would give you the seed, but probably not.
Oh, you could forfeit and spectate and like, fly through the ground.
What if I just dig up every 9-9 fucking square?
I think that was so funny.
Wait, is it literally this gem? Wait.
Oh, I thought I saw the shape lower.
I give up, man!
So if I forfeit, then I can like go spectator, right?
You can try like fly in the ground.
Like, where is it?
I don't know hold on no no no no no is there's fucking is there not even anything I have
to see this I have to see this this is like pissing me off oh actually let's see this
is so cool no legit I don't I don't fucking know I don't even know what the issue is
I mixed two of us, bro
You fly like get off you. Yeah
Go back to where you initially thought I was like would you like somewhere over here over here? Oh
Dude look down. There's a fucking ruined portal. Oh hell. That was there's no way I was picking this up was it?
Fucking probably wait, so then where's the BT?
That's a good question on this side. Oh my god
I don't know what happened actually. I see like you weren't looking low enough when you first spawned in and then when you were finally looking low enough you picked up the portal first so we like never even fucking check the side of the island.
Is that not like unlucky as fuck?
Like actually unlucky?
I mean you should when you do your first scan you just look a bit lower
All right Oliver!
This is insane
Where's Oliver?
I was so confused because I'm like you definitely check all the right
Like the first few you check like I'm like
That's actually gross.
That's a very common thing to happen in RSG, but like in ranked, not really. That's pretty, it's pretty out.
Okay, so
Is it just this chunk like this chunk?
I think you've picked it up on like three directions. I think you're like neighboring the chunk. You should just open your borders and
I think the chunk you spawned in was one off and then you just moved over to the right chunk.
This is where you would see this fucking ass, but if you up your render there's a chance
that there's like a lot of BT seeds having like no trees on the island, but then there's
No, this is this seat is just fucking ass. Oh
These it doesn't call you real though, it's like you just and you have to enter no wood and then
Get wouldn't either than that are blind. It's so bad
But I feel like I kind of think a shit
Okay, I think that's important like before I go before I matter what probably I don't say so you don't want to
think about it the match I didn't ship before stream so it's like definitely
this way something like that just kind of get to a coast it's probably pretty far
yeah like from here just do this full circle spin and see okay so yeah I think
it's towards those pigs like go another chunk over and then it's full spin in
this chunk yeah yeah I mean it looks looks good enough to check
9 9 give me this
the point of the whole the full spin thing is like if you do the full spin and the big
orange never drops then you should be in it yeah
Alright, I think I should really take a shit, I do that. I think this is a really good idea
I'll be back. I hope they don't call us like this this much is about to be fine
Just tell them that I'm taking a huge shit, and I'll be fast and they call me in
I'll be back. Yeah fast
Get the rest of those
crystals and let's hope to God that it's not a three-minute part like that first match we just saw
with bits of that bow. Yeah it is looking dark for Eloise right now we need we need a pillied
D-town cat power outage on nominal gravy to maybe make the difference here. I'm gonna be honest here
I don't know that's gonna happen. I have a strong feeling that might not happen. Yeah
And uh, here we go though. Here we go. Interestingly, would Grady be able to beat his average time?
Yeah, is this going to be an average or a worse than average run for Grady?
Let's see what happens, obviously both players.
It really comes down to the perch in RNG though. Like he's done all he can in the run now to get here as quick as possible.
Now it's just like, will it be quick or are we waiting three minutes, you know?
Is it an unskippable cutscene or did we find the right part?
Yeah, will the End of the Dragon go to the city of all she's getting in the light truck?
Will she come back with a shulker box?
You have no idea
That is something to ponder about
But Eloise has found her
I've found the same spawner that I'm looking at
Oh, but it's a push for Gravy
That's a push for Gravy
Ah, that's a push for Gravy!
Oh, he hit him at the bird
Oh no, that's not good
Will that be awkward for Gravy though?
One
Two
Three
That's not good
Four
Bang!
Bang!
I'm another 16 minutes down on the board, I am
Wow!
So guys, I hate to say it.
OK.
Eloise.
Nominal gravy looking like an absolute weapon.
However, this is not the end of the road for Eloise.
Eloise will now match up in the lower bracket.
Very good performance from Gravy.
Eloise will be going head-to-head again.
Is that right?
Wait, no.
Because of these?
Scroll up, scroll up.
Yes, that is right.
Super Aluid will now be playing against Volcimetry in the lower bracket.
That's going to be a great matchup, I'll tell you that. That's going to be an incredible matchup, people.
Oh my God, now talk us through these splits, say it a bit.
Yeah, so you can see, Nominal Gravy entered the Nether two and a half minutes against Supe,
and then entered the Bastion another two minutes before he ahead of Supe.
So it does seem to be, you know, it was starting to get a little bit set in stone from these beginning splits.
And then you can see entering the fortress within eight minute ten second lead
Absolutely, and I'll tell you what I'm very impressed here at Eloise's splits because you might think it was the end of the road
After you see gravy splits it but you know what for how little time these players I've had she's really this is
PB pace for Eloise the amount of improvement by some of these players is really not spoken about enough like anywhere
Because it is insane someone who has never touched speed running before and isn't necessarily mechanically gifted in Minecraft
Can then be on pace to be beat minecraft and under play yeah
Yeah, that's what's so impressive that I know sir respect to the coaches and assistant coaches as well for helping. Yeah
Yeah, they're really really good leaders absolutely, but yeah
I think very shortly we are going to be going over into an interview with gravy and we are going to
a gravy interview
asking his thoughts on the whole uh... you know
that would be well that sounds lovely
that's not simply lovely
absolutely
you might need this one because I need to get some water
oh okay
if you switch my chairs I'll be mad
I did not switch my chairs yesterday
I promise you I won't do it again
you can move it please
he is absolutely delusional
but either way people
it is time for an interview
let's uh... go over and speak to uh...
Mr Gravy
let's see what's happening
Well, well, well, logical casters no way.
I'm leaving that bit in the past
cause it might be annoying on day two.
But hello, fortunately,
Hello.
it's just your other cast of John I hear.
How are you feeling after that win, Gravy?
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling like I'm getting consistent.
You know, first round, I got 1630 at this time
I got about 1630, 1620 at something like that.
I'm feeling consistent is what I'm feeling.
Yeah. Yeah, look, I'm a, you know, congratulations.
He terrified to congratulations once again. That was very impressive
But run me through your thoughts here on that on that stronghold because it was definitely a little awkward there
What you know who eaten my stronghold? Who's like what like what's going on?
But it's did we get like hungry and like the it like in the match me again
What happened look I can't say too much I can't say too much because you know all of the I've gone
So I can't really, if I speak up, but yeah, I struggled as well. Yeah, I had no idea how to approach that. Yeah, I was going to ask, how's your training been?
What's been your pain points that you've been practicing the most out of the mid-off so far?
Honestly, mainly just focusing on weak points because I have pretty decent mechanics at a base level. So like one cycle is not sort of thing.
That sort of thing I feel like I have none at this point. So like mainly Boston rights
Like I'm trying to get better at Boston's because I've realized I'm way better. Oh my god
I'm an early game. So I need that shit maybe a bit early
But I'll catch up in the end is kind of where I'm at. So I got I'm working on early game a lot right now
Okay, Boston roots entering bit fostering. Oh
We need you in the the the band channel. Oh fuck. Okay. Okay. I'm doing over. I'll join over over
Where is it pre-match?
Yeah, okay, do the whole thing. Yo, what up everybody?
Yo, yo
Sorry guys. I was taking a shit. I had to go fast
Successful. Oh, yeah
Did you break water level or are we talking like you know just like strong and heavy?
It's pretty clean honestly was like in and out
Ghost there
Not quite a go sir, but
Okay guys after that that was in the same conversation my dad anyway so you guys know
how this works this is coin flip you guys got it we still need one of the two players
we need that guy yeah where is he by the way where is where is probably clip farming let's
He's practicing he's practicing wait. Can we low key hashtag at Ludwig here?
Yeah, we can somebody message him. I just wanted to chat. Thank you pick band now
Yeah, what up y'all
How's everyone doing I just took a shit bro feeling great dude. I have to shit
You should have gone when I went maybe would have finished at the same time
All right, I think my poop just hit later. I don't think like would have been like poop
I've been holding it like crazy long. Oh, okay
All right guys, so we have picks and bands right now. You guys got agreed on heads or tails. So go for it
heads
All right, I'll let super pick heads super pig heads. All right, let's see
It's tail
I'm sorry, I know
Over five
First or we go second. I'll see I will let super ban first
Okay
All right, so shipwreck is gone. What do we do? I will ban
What will I ban here boys you think in Desert Temple or a room portal, which I ban
Let's go you think ban village
I'm gonna ban village then
Yes
Super, what are you many so we have whatever we have we have a BT room portal and desert temple
That's right, bro. We do
She
All vibes
Well, we did say yesterday that we wanted to go to BT
So I guess I'll been
Ruin portal and leave it up to you
Okay
That's you Ludwig. I'm not a bitch. We're going to the God damn Barry treasure. What are we talking about?
Let's do it, baby. Let's do it
For BTN
How many mid-off BT's have there been?
Zero actually, I actually love this. Thank you guys. Thank you. Wow. So it's first mid-off BT, bro
So the match code is in pre-match and you guys are already you guys can go to your PC
Good luck
Good luck boys. All righty
I'm so fucking
Pre-match in the text channel
Are you posting our team channel if you need it
All right, just I hope it's not a fucking stupid ass I ruined portal underneath the thing bro
That shit was so stupid oh wait you're running me wait don't join the room yet
Okay, if you're in it leave we got to change our standard settings. Oh wait, but I'm gonna share your screen
It'll take like 20 seconds. I'm sharing. Yes. Yeah, or oh, I don't think you're sharing. Oh shit. I'm seeing
So we go to set the main menu options and settings.
Yep, go all the way down, all the way down.
Just the very bottom.
Alright, render to 8.
Is any distance to 50.
And then go up a bit until you see the pie directory.
Yep, and change it to, like, delete everything in there.
in there yeah root dot tick I think it's stick let me let me just confirm
I'll take like five seconds um smart oh no it's a root dot game renderer game
renderer dot dot level level dot and yeah boom easy all right we're locked
Loaded some stuff say join a room
Look at that little optimization right there is optimization
Tell my god get any instantly starting that shit holy bro. Oh my god. All right, let's go
So I was up in my pie chart and look that's it. It's all I'm doing. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
All right
If it's not fucked up, we'll just change it. It's no problem. Yeah, that's not gonna be much of our problem
All right
All right, I'm so fucking scared
We okay, yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good. Oh
oh no look down more look down more it's a big island though go closer to the
beach go closer to the beach you're yeah and just do it do like a re-scan here
well there's a is that a ship right to your left you check nope okay scan scan
scan it should be like you're very close to it like this one over that way go
go go go one more over go one more over and then do a full circle check
Yeah, okay, I think yeah one more straight. Yeah, and it's probably in this water chunk in front of you
CDC the shape like go down to 9 9 and CDC
Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah
That's good. That's good. I forgot to tell you to move your camera so I can't fucking check but
Take everything take the fish. All right three time
time. So I'm making axe, 13 iron axe bucket. Yeah, 13 iron. You can make your full tools
like axe shovel pick and you can make shears. Axe shovel pick shears. We love that. And
bucket. Yeah. And then after this, we can just change our settings back. So let's do
the crafts first.
Bucket shovel shears one to yeah
Yeah, fuck it all that
You change your settings now just in case like change your render to 20 pie chart we can do later
Yeah
Here's some some leaf when you're no this is fine. This is fine. I wouldn't get any more wood
I feel like around a stack, I don't know if you like it.
That should be good.
Make a boat, door, and then go to where the BT was, because the ravine will orbit around
there.
Is the BT back?
A bit to your right.
Is my right?
Yeah, this way.
I just kind of look for the ravine around here, like once you get into the ocean.
That is my left.
Maybe.
berate so bad like i would just like i get you
the beat is a bit more dear right like check this and then immediately
go go like 180 yeah go this way go this way go this way
this is kind of off to you you can do the water like camera clip
thing and just so you can see a bit better
and then if you don't see a few chunks this way just
immediately turn left and go a bit more like out
yeah yeah you're kind of just orbiting around the chunk
This is like a little far even I would turn I would turn back
You can I wouldn't yeah, if you are gonna go to the other side like
Try to go closer to where you found the BT for sure. Yeah, like this is
Like it would just be kelp hidden behind that island in the like to your right by just like this way to begin
Yeah
You can go
Yeah, you can you can go the other side of this way keep going this way I said
Hard to see with a bit right now. It's all about I wouldn't get too much farther
Like you could do a full orbit honestly like that's fine. Yeah, I do the closer you get to the island like
It's like that that decided and like can it sometimes just be fully covered by gravel
If you see kelp like further out, you could just try to go for a different ravine like to your right here like oh
W-flying. Yeah
Get your Flint that's fine. Okay, so he's like 20 seconds ahead doesn't matter
Doesn't matter to anyone. Yeah, and get your door back
I don't see an L, so I guess we'll do a 2x2?
So it's just wait, it's here?
Yeah, that one.
Here?
No, no, no, you don't break the...
Wait, I forget, uh oh.
I was just looking for an L shape inside if you're unsure about this.
Wait no you coming from this side right and you go like
Yeah you place one on the magma as well
You remember?
Do it at the left one
Get this and then you're wrong
Yeah yeah like this yeah yeah yeah yeah
Wait it's clicking it's clicking it's clicking it's clicking
Yeah yeah yeah you got it
Wait don't do it at least don't do it at least cause it will uh
You need to switch to like wood or something
And then you go
Figure on four
And then
You put that a block too high, so you want to probably break that and break that wood?
No, that might actually work. Like, genuinely might work, by the way.
You're grabbing the block under the magma, by the way.
Oh, you placed it, you placed it.
Yeah, can you try to force-
Go in this, you grab water, I can't go in there.
I literally can't move.
Huh? I swing like-
I can't move.
Put a door under you and you might be like, what's happening?
I'm just stuck.
Hello? What is-
Uh, I'm just stuck.
Break the door?
I can't crouch.
What? Hello?
I can't I literally can't move. Oh, there we go. It you're moving a little bit try opening the door opening the door while you're
I can't even
What I can't I can't move
What is happening? I can't I don't know
Boat, okay, please the way
I think you just if you if you genuinely can't move you might have to go my inventory
What is your like keyboard fuck no, I don't think it's like this fuck legit tried we sending the war like
If we're just gonna be standing here forever, and I don't think they'll allow you to we so I can't move
Is my keyboard like fucking breaking?
If you're gonna move it might just be the keyboard right here. Oh, is my keyboard
I think my keyboard just like literally might have just broke right now. Oh, no
There's no way.
See if it works.
It's not pressing anything else.
Oh no!
There's no way.
What the fuck is happening?
Nope.
I think the keyboard...
No, it's just genuinely the keyboard.
There's no way you can get stuck in a place like this.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's just the keyboard, right?
Do you have an extra keyboard in there?
No, I don't.
Oh god.
Okay, try resetting and see if it works.
Just go into Google and try typing.
see buttons in Google or yeah it works in Google
works in Google I'm just gonna reset I
can't move still what the fuck is
happening it's like breaking it works in
keyboard and like it's like you have
like it's like you have like effects
they go give like soloneness of thousand
I know I just can't it works normally
Try playing in windowed. I don't know. Oh
Matchbox never seen this. Have you ever seen this fruit? I've never seen that in my life
I
Worked fine
Imagine she's like a rankdisher?
I'm still fucking crazy.
Should I reset my minecraft?
I don't even know.
Like I can type fine?
What the heck?
control alt delete, open task manager, then go back in game
I have no fucking idea what could have happened
I don't think it was a minecraft thing like that, it's just control
It's like it made it happen, you like locked, you're like, you're able to type but like you couldn't move in game
game.
Could you type in game?
Yeah, I can type.
Yeah, I can type.
Oh, I have no idea.
Oh my god, I'm muted.
You should try to open a website that shows what keys you have pressed down.
You might have a control key stuck or a function key stuck
and then it's not letting you do any inputs.
Wait, how do I check?
There's gotta be some websites that let you...
Keyboard testing?
testing
If you have some shit being held down
No, nothing's being held down. Yeah, I feel like you just have to reset your game and then they have to run it back
Never I've never seen I've like never seen this problem. I literally have no idea
Smashing my keyboard was working. I thought for some reason I thought you were full-stuck in the lobby and your game was entirely bug
But the fact that it works in the chat and when you're tapped out
That was my only fucking guess you should
We're gonna restart. I'm so sorry for the technical difficulties right now. We're gonna restart
We're gonna do a different seed as well
So just join up with the same code that you guys were given before and we'll just change up the
Look, one of the street is Ludwig died anyway, so it's like...
See, actually, it's not Ludwig!
Yeah, he did. I don't want to say anything, but he did, so...
He died!
That's so lucky for us!
That's alright.
Alright, so we're just waiting for you to rejoin Super, and then we should be all good to go.
Remember, it's a different seat, so it's not the same seat.
Oh my god.
Yo, before you rejoin, join a fucking new world and make sure...
Oh yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Make sure the same shit happens again
W comms
Hold on
Okay, nice. Oh my god, you can do what the fuck does happen? I don't know. Have you ever seen that?
No, I'm not yeah, it looks good now
All right, so you should be able to join up now. We just have to get this one really quick
You're good, you're good, so I'm just gonna put in the VC3
K13, good yeah all right and we should be good to go starting now guys
look I don't know what the fuck that was you're good I promise you good luck
good luck I have no clue I genuinely have no clue anyways we'll see the
ravine off off rip now though I've never even heard of that as a problem I think
Fimber's guess that one of the keys was just stuck was a good one. I just I don't see anything
They weren't even stuck. No, exactly
All right, right back. Oh, at least a lot of like
That's good for us because his mental might be in the gutter after time. All right, hopefully that doesn't happen again
All right, what the
It's on, it's on.
Okay, so...
Yes, it's...
Yeah, it's like...
Right, it's got to be right here.
It could just be right here.
Yeah.
You should check for the shape, and if you don't see it, like, re-scan.
Like, just scan it out of top of the water here.
Like, every direction?
Yeah, just spam it.
Yeah, okay, it's not this.
It might be on the...
It's towards the wood island, I think.
Go to the other end.
Towards the wood island.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's on the coast of this.
Oh, is that it right there?
Don't drown.
You want to be more up.
Save your oxygen and then just once you go another chunk forward like go to the you could literally just go to the beach
Just go straight to the beach and scan scan in this chunk when you when you land. Yeah
Like full like open pie chart in full spin
You see
I like to look for like ravines while you're mining wood, so like as soon as you loot this like
and you go up just like change your settings yeah and make sure hitboxes are on so we can see the calv
20 and then I don't get it, okay cool. Oh we see calv yeah we yeah yeah probably over there
just get two wood you can make your same cool blast run yep you can also make gold boots if you
like it honestly it's probably it like we'll we'll we'll kill this guy gold boots
make sure it's uh
it's like what's so weird that was so strange i think you found a new problem
All of her looking at that maybe
Her would just get like
12 logs, you'll feel just that'll be more than enough
Yeah, and so you're good. You can just give it more leaves like you only have 29 after this
Try to get around a stack and then you can just go to that kelp
Also after you get the leaves, can you toss out the shears on here in case you die because you can easily get
That's a WCOM
It's just like right here nice. It's like probably that kelp serving and it's not them. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah, you probably don't even
Let's see if we see it
Go to this. Yeah
No funny in the other seat I was gonna tell you to enter in a cave because there's just a random
All right, we locked in
Just do force L shape and you can because that was funny
Does you know how to do L shape? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like who?
Always see the L shape. Oh, yeah, that was in yeah, just pick that one and break that block
I don't want to stand on it die
Yeah, that's perfect
And then before you make sure you grab lava before you enter and then you can swap your wood for leaves
Yeah
It's probably that way yeah, you know the rain look up. It's not the rain. Yeah, I go up there go up there
You you have the right direction like when you go up go like like 45 years you're right, and it's probably just that way
Yeah
Does he know the
So you're at you can why like okay?
I have a tech I've said when you're mining the chalice you can why like go to the chalice
You can like you can while you're mining the gold box you can wide and like look around yeah exactly like this
It's actually huge. I don't see any of these directions. Let's be sure to see fit. No, no, no, no
That route is crack smoker by the way, because you know the other one is single. Yeah, crack smoker
We smite and crack. Yeah
So just that make sure you have your block on your bar
I don't have a non-flammable
You can kill a hawker, it's just lava
You can kill a hawker and you can craft a gold cape for some nether irons
Ooh, if you want
Yeah, I like that
The nether irons are just like the walls
Yeah
Yeah, just break the pick on the scale
Yeah, you get like 32 from one pick, so you're fine. Yeah, this is good enough
Honestly build the entire yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we saw the fort as well. Yeah
This might actually be just open triple
It's great to spawn her which I didn't I thought it was gonna be in case
Yeah, so connect the bridge and then when you do it dig out the hole first like the trading hole
So like you need to dig it up a lot deeper and then get more gold in your bark is only a seven and then yeah
Try to... yeah, nice.
You can eat your food while throwing by the wall.
You can... yeah, so break your wall, perfect.
Yeah, that'll work.
And if they start being stupid, you can just like... yeah, that's perfect.
your string in your pearls just now just before we forget honestly and the
farmatory gets like cooked so pearls in the middle of your infe just split them
upwards something yep get the crossbow I guess
you can yeah you can go corner here it's good make sure you give them the gold
back because you took it off like that works honestly go to the chest to your left and get the
chest plate and the helmet just like you have 20 obi already so you're kind of
nice in the corner and then i mean you're like you're gonna leave you couldn't you leave you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%
You don't have to
This is fine legit walk left for us. Don't build up walk left for us and see if we seize the spawner
Yeah, it's literally right there. Yeah
Okay, just take your time with it. Yeah, you can build up with it because you have a little food so this is good. Oh
Be careful you need you're out of box
Oh, you're so lucky, that's a W. Watch out for other skills that's going to kill you here.
You see these, like, pathway? Like, stay at the spawner and just, like, when you kill these guys, you should block off all the other paths.
Dude, I can't, like, like... I mean, you're fine, actually.
Do we get the spawner, or do we go hit the other spawner in that, like, little hole?
Yeah, go straight.
Uh, pass the spawner when you kill this guy.
Yeah, go the right way in there.
Beautiful.
And we can literally walk and...
Oh, this one is fine.
Like, we can just kill these and stay here a minute.
Or do we want to open the spawner?
We can stay here.
We have no chance of losing a blaze on the spawner.
Nice.
You can make your glowstone blocks as well.
Oh yeah, so I'll throw this out.
first place that first on us now
there you go
I need that shit
you're fine
yeah kill the scared
nice
so I would uh it's honestly like
We'll clear that pretty much. I would just worry about your inventory right now. That's like the biggest problem
We should just like tear stuff off. I don't need 20 million for you. You're nice
That should be enough space
Green
May not use the third one will at least use the two
You craft some golden actually that's mine
Yeah, I built your portal first. Yeah, it's just like this and then get a rest of the guys
And when you're done this you can get more food on your off-hand
Yeah, yeah
Like threw in the off-hand and then eat it in the portal. Yep. So fish in the middle
This is fine.
You're probably up on rods, so...
Nice.
This fucking pig pushes us.
So yeah.
Nice, perfect.
Oh, your bot is not reset.
Fuck!
What the fuck?
I didn't even notice that.
It's okay, I just...
You're gonna have to move like a tiny bit.
Yeah, and then just wait, and then...
Throw one.
Oh, my mouth.
Not so fucking stupid.
No, I'm so off now.
No, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
That's good?
That's good.
Left six?
Yeah.
Showing more.
Should I just update it?
Should I go left one more and throw another one?
You can go left one more and throw another one, yeah.
That's good.
That's good. That's good. I think you're eyes
Cuz like we don't know how many of them broke so we'll have to get a bunch
Okay, those four and you're out. Yeah
Yeah, we want to craft will pick we can just kind of go
We're going to 210 minus two fucking while a little shit
You want to go on your left?
It's like a lava on your left.
You want to go more left?
Great, great fucking pearl. That was really good.
Oh, do I feel like I have a food maybe?
Is he doing it?
Yeah, I mean this is fine.
That is fine.
And check your angle and core through it.
You're already over on your axe.
You already somehow overshot like a lava on your axe.
How do I just let them go around and then go back in?
No, you need them more left.
We're left you're on your own shit. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah like that like that's good
You're a clutch just in case you hit a tree
You're almost there just straight line for like 30 blocks. Yeah, this is good. Why level you can use
Yeah
And yeah, that's good
I
Should have pie chart back by the way
We know it's your pie charts good. Oh, yeah
So just change render and entity and hitbox is off
Maybe that was that oh
Right top right top right top right top right top right first. Yeah, and if it's not here
Here we go mid. Try mid. And then right. Try to force a bit more to the right. Yep, perfect.
Yeah, you place one of sitting in the middle, that's fine. And then just go. Just rip it.
Perfect. You have more food than that.
Uh, and two distance in this one.
Yep, that's fine. That's fine.
That's okay, that's okay.
You have two anchors. You can either use them in the one cycle or set them up now.
I'm just showing one cycle, that's fine.
Yeah, you can just get on your bar.
Alright, this is fine.
We'll just play for first. Yeah, this is totally fine.
Get your pop bar good.
Get the anchors and the glowstone as well.
Yeah, this is fine.
And just...
It's the curse!
It could just go. Just get ready.
Like, don't. Pearl, are you ready?
Nope.
Careful, I'm going to get a careful hand movement.
I know.
Like, you're chilling.
Remember for if you need to glow stick like anchor get off the glow stone once you use it
Let's not throw away this crush. I should throw away. I don't get a better block
Careful and don't look that far down you your cursor was
Nice nice
That almost be V as well by the way. Oh my yeah, I think so
You caught up so much time on the oh my god, I was so close
Oh my god, I was so close I mean honestly the second seed was better for the other way cuz like you died
Yeah, you would have been like legit like five minutes
He's fucking died I guess yeah, yeah
If I didn't bug out, I mean I just win that seed right like I don't know what the fuck that's so weird like what happened
I don't understand
Cheater TF bro chill on me chill chill
We had the cheater allegations
One little thing that could help you at the at the crafting at the spawner if you just type re in
He always types anchor something
You just gotta like you just gotta I gotta get re foot ingrained into your mind chill
I
Okay, I do think it was better for him though cuz he died so if I didn't glitch even if I put like an extra minute
Like it would have been exactly like yeah
I was trying to tell you to go enter the cave
But then you're just like frozen in the fucking ground so like it's gonna do anything
Yeah, like you would have entered in the cave like a minute later
There was like the exposed cave no longer watching do this event can't support a shameless cheater and still consider myself human
dude what is up yeah what up bro how you feeling about that weird dude okay i
did i don't know what happened in the first seed i'm gonna be honest i like
my it just i froze i couldn't do anything i don't know maybe we have to get all over on that i don't
know what was going on um yeah bro i'm not gonna lie dude the chat with loki saying that might have
been rigged bro but listen what on the street is what's happening word on the street is ludwig
died on that seat anyway so if I didn't bang out it was actually worse for him because
he would have been behind by like a few minutes.
Bro we were like seven minutes in and both of you were at the start it's like I was watching
a seven minute start and it seems like you were both in with the flipping spore.
It was something after all that time but I was genuinely as mad for that.
I don't know what happened.
I feel bad because I always hate when stuff like that happens and it's like, ah.
Nice, cool bro, well look, you're a...
The best case scenario, it was a bad situation, but you made the best from it.
Yeah.
And also, your stronghold nap, making up 38 seconds in the stronghold, or that was some aura.
Have you been practicing a lot of the M splits?
Um...
Yeah, I've been doing a lot of like...
Preempt, it's like I learned it like two days ago, so I've been like, I kinda like,
spam that for a while.
To like, figure out that.
Bro...
That was serious, it's all right, look, if you learn a Zero Cycle next, you could take...
you can take a look at the video.
No, it's impossible.
It's impossible.
I never said never.
I never said never, bro.
I never said never.
True.
Never said never.
No, massive congratulations.
Thank you very much.
How do you feel about playing against, who are you playing against next?
Sorry, I don't have the graphic up right now.
I don't know who I'm playing against next either actually.
It's the winner of next match.
I'm just going to try and choose your build.
Do you have any words for them that may be watching right now?
Honestly, I think I have to scout out the competition.
I thought maybe watch this next match see how they play and
We'll see what happens after that
No, I'm actually gonna put this thing. Thank you very much later. Thank you. Thank you
Later
I'm a fucking show my same old fucking cheater man. Oh my god
Good, why did that happen? I don't know
So what if I saw there was one I saw one person in my chat say it might be a multi-language keyboard issue I
Don't know I have a multi-language keyboard. It's I've never had that you've never had that issue. No, I've never had that issue
That's just like I
Don't even think what
So like is the initial theory is that you were like stuck in like a ghost door or something and then it just happened on the surface too
It hasn't been a Minecraft issue and not a keyboard issue for sure.
Yeah, I wonder what can it like not keep on but changing your leg your typing line. Yeah, but like I
Don't know
No, that was legit like a cosmic ray fucking like
Something like that's never happened to anyone. Anybody have a clip like maybe you could see maybe you did some sort of weird
Input or something. I just don't know it looked like you legit line out a door and you freeze in that door
Yeah, wait, I want to watch that back
If you were to maybe hit some sort of like function like maybe you activated a function thing
But like it doesn't make no way that's possible cuz like I'm how what's the deal bro. Yeah, how's it work?
Like something you like press with your foot is a full title to trigger the keyboard. I'm just wondering
I don't know what happened, but I feel so bad.
But what on the street is you died and that's the anyway true or false?
True.
True.
True.
True.
True.
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The one in and I was like, okay, something want to ride.
Yeah.
I wonder if I could like I'm like, is that you at the end there?
No, he's living one second off.
I mean, damn, your purchase was crazy.
Yeah, I had a good perch.
I didn't even get a perch feels bad.
That was so bad.
Um, it should happen.
That's like, it's like, I don't know.
Yeah, there's forever an asterisk till you die.
People will bring this up for years.
Like, she never actually had a scale was he carried?
Overwatch even a skill game
Rocket League's way harder
Okay, I actually fucking hate Rocket League. Can I say that? Is this a safe space?
Wait, it's like watch it like I when I had to play it for the fucking the first world's greatest. Holy fuck Rocket League is
That's because it's frustrating to not be able to control. Yes, bro
I feel like I was like like I never touched a controller before in my life
Yeah, it tastes like 500 hours to learn how to control the car and feel like you can do stuff
Yeah, that's frustrating because you have ideas. I'm sure that you can't execute. Yeah, that sucks
All right, brother. Well, hey, good luck. Yeah, you too, bro
You guys still do a semi today, right? You still have another time. That's like fucking match 10 or something like so long
Yeah, you know, I'll
All right, I'll be cheering you on
Dead ass kill your soap. Sorry. I went to talk to each other. Oh, okay. Yeah. No. Hey, good luck, bro. Yeah
Yeah, what was that about at the end?
I
Do you got it you got a read practice 2 by 1 that was like no panic no I actually panicked
No, I can literally do it right now. I'm not even joking like if I go into the thing I can I promise you I can do it
Like I don't think that ravine had an L shape no it didn't yeah, I know I can do it
It's like I remember like right at the end. It's just like this this this this earlier
I was like like why are you teaching 2 by one?
I'm like not every ravine has an L shape dude, but he goes like so I'm very curious
I think I oh you didn't place a lot. I think you genuinely like
Didn't place a lot of you play with what?
reset oh I go spark and it was like a spark
No, you just actively place the wood there. You just break that. It's okay
Get the snowball snowball eight slot. It's not a lot also by the way fruit
I think him placing that block accidentally like brother often is almost tech
because it does the same thing that the doors can't do.
Oops.
Lol.
No finger on six, Brad.
No finger on six.
I forgot.
That's like our whole bit.
There you go.
Okay.
But you replace that with a fucking...
There we go.
And then door, and then redor, and then...
And then...
Yeah.
Oh, I think this one.
The last one?
No, I don't know.
It's a work bag, so you didn't fucking...
I have to fix this.
Perfect, I have to fix this
Fix the bottom one that I
Mean I got it. I just
Maybe we don't do two by one. I just like hard panic. I mean, I know how to do it. I just fucking panic
Oh
I hate when they shit I got so tragic man. Why do I have to be like a fucking?
And that happens by the way if you stand too far into the water
Yeah, because you grab the like the water source that is inside of your finger on fly
I initially tried to teach him like a hundred percent guaranteed to buy one
I think the one with leaves
I
Do you do it with anything but there's oh you mean the ease? Oh, you mean the old oh I see yeah
Well, I was doing it it was like maybe like eight seconds slower. I'm like, I don't know
Bit slower than like risk
risk some like trolling I agree can you show us like the two by one one deep um how do you
do that yeah because I know fruit like fruit does a really consistent easy strategies that
you could just show you if you don't know which could say yeah legit like 20 seconds
two by one or one by one by the yeah two by one but one deep yeah yeah you tell you
It's really the exact same until you get to the bottom pretty much.
Like maybe your brain just figures it out and it works.
Doork.
Did you pick up the lava the same way?
And then...
Cause you won't have the bottom of the lava.
See how you deal with this?
You still put...
Yeah.
You need to face a little...
Like...
That last one...
Yeah.
So if you're looking at the cobbles one, yeah, you need to grab that one.
And then we can like oh I have an idea wait
Uh-huh, this is good. This is good. This is good. Why not two bucks is pissing me off
We don't like that that was kind of awesome
Yeah, that's basically like what what you are supposed to do
you just there's just don't dole myself yeah there's a pretty little
water strap shit but I think you that's fine what if I have finger on five
come in the tree finger on five I think finger on five that feels that feels
better to me you know I find it impressive that you're doing this with a
Roll wheel oops
Would you hockey the block? He's lucky the block. Okay
Why do I suppose pick up water and not the lava?
Thank you for the week or but I wasn't thinking yeah, it was because you broke the like wood and then
Yeah, like re-water source
something yeah if you break this week sequence that water source just appears
where you usually don't have it
nice okay and then you're a little bit to the right a little bit yeah you got
have it again in that stone. No, no, no, replace it where that stone is. Like,
let's just replace this, not the cobblestone, but the stone. Nice solid
minute entry. No, see it, like, if you just like, like, if you just like, show
you what he does, that would save you half that time. Because it's very consistent
and legit. Yeah, just do the, do the portal and then get to the bottom, but
Don't shut it and then I'll show you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do the portal gets
Yeah, do the portal get to the bottom and don't shut it. Yeah, those are the three yet
What's the test?
Oh my god, dude, what can I change my inventory this pissing me off. Yeah, let's go
It's not ball and exit the map and then exit the kitchen
There's a line card if you face it face the wall
with the doors and then you see that little hole at the bottom of the wall
there click on the minecarts and then modify it and then click on the minecart again
click on it again on the minecart there we go Jesus there we go this should be
much better now second bucket is like attacking your brain oh that's bad yeah
usually think about where you're aiming before you break it like you're like I
don't know fast like not yet like why does that happen right there why don't
I guess because you forgot to place the door so we had a source block.
Oh, the door!
The fucking door, man!
A little bit to the right, yeah, there, but further in.
Like there.
WHAT?!
You kind of flipped your mouse a little bit, which is what I think, yeah, there we go.
I'll bring the water and then we'll tell you what to do.
Okay, go to the bottom. I want to see how fucking like, yo, this is fucking, well, it's kind of cooked.
No, this is fine. You just place, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, pause, pause, pause, pause.
Where the fuck are you grabbing lava from?
Oh!
Where the fuck is anybody? You've gotten a scroll to try to, you have to reset again.
Yeah, I see.
Wait, wait, wait, what if I, what if I...
There's no, there's people like down more.
Wait, no you literally, this is literally what I'm gonna teach you, just reset, reset.
Yeah, don't want you to throw it.
Okay, get to the bottom and don't shut it.
Door, in second, yep.
No, not that, no, the under magma, yes, and now the corner.
Okay, thank you.
Nice.
Bring the water.
Okay.
You ready for this?
the bottom two stone blocks that go in there you can go you can go fully in
there to your like left like the stone block under yeah break that water and
you grab place under you grab place under you well I think you're doing it
like it and then you light it light it before it like obviously does that yeah
and that's just fucking blocking out yeah and you show me up before actually
I just forgot a while ago yeah that seems definitely familiar not gonna lie
Like this is way more useful than most people think because I feel like none of the mid-off
contestants know about like, they'll just spend an extra 20 seconds on this one.
And then you grab the water, break, break, break, and then you jump, oh the practice
has fucking stupid it's like not working you have to like jump but.
So you went down from 59 to 28 in like under two minutes.
Yeah.
Dude, why did my thing fuck up, man?
I'm still thinking about this.
Dude, you know what's going to be funny?
Now we're just not going to get any ocean seats
for the rest of the tournament.
And this is going to be useless.
No, that's not going to be fun.
There's still knowledge to have, right?
Like, if you're going to aim for another ride
in the future, you know, it's good.
Oh, boom.
No, don't say cheater TF man, don't say cheater TF
Bro, can I watch that back? Like I want to like look at that and like see what the fuck was even happening
No, yeah, I'm down. I actually want to look at that
Like I don't understand I wonder if you like
Maybe it was something to do with the door and then even like a reset couldn't fix it
Like I don't understand because it's so strange
You placed like you placed like two ghost doors. I feel like on the same block like I don't know so creepy
I don't know. I couldn't move. I just like couldn't move
Wait, can you replay this again? Wait rewind it's
Rewinding
Okay, I'm watching
So I actually I actually fuck up here because I placed the I like get an obby here. I fuck up right like I messed this up
But then I break this to leave and then I just
What happened?
And you after shifting and moving you can't move that makes no sense
And then I'm just stuck
Then you put two doors on the same block
Like what the fuck?
What was that?
No they're on different blocks
I was so confused
In the run I was so convinced it was the same block
I was like what the fuck?
But I can't move
I think we were all just, I just don't know why.
Dude.
I feel like I slide in the door here.
What?
What does that do?
And then I can't move again.
This was good, I think.
Like what?
And then you reset the world and you still couldn't move.
Yeah, I'll reset.
Why?
I'm stuck.
I think she was on you.
I swear you moved like a block here and it just yeah wait so I think you're stuck on an invisible door
And then for some reason the bubble column effect was also stuck on you
No, but that wouldn't make sense because you still can't move on the resetting the world doesn't reset in the world
Just basically loaded in your single-player world
We're just like the entire game or am I tripping
You'd think so I I know that's how it worked, but yeah, yeah, honestly if what didn't die
I would have felt so bad like
Yeah, I feel like I'll potentially
It didn't die like it potentially
Yeah, potentially just forfeited. Yeah
It would make sense. I mean, I would have just doubt you. I would just be cute at that point
It's like you both got bailed out. Yeah, little bit simultaneously
I'm gonna say I'm gonna match
Okay, let's get this lava treasure that he said
Think about when I go to bed at night
What is keyboard?
Implanted a bug into his keyboard
Activate at any moment when the overall wasn't going his way
It's one thing
To win the seed outright with
It's another thing
When you have basically a cyanide capsule that you can just go and then instantly
My Japanese keyboard has lost, you know, it's like what is this?
By the way, who made the keyboard fine bird put put that together
Well, I want to see him I want to see his death though
like how bad was his dad like if he lost everything that it's basically just like a
seed reset for both of us no let me see if I can find it all right you found the
bastion fairly fast I'm assuming if he didn't lose everything it's just like
easy to run it's treasure this is lava how's it lava treasure I don't see the
lava is it up top I don't know we'll find out no this is gotta be like script
oh there yeah there is some lava running down
oh no okay okay okay yeah by the way the piglins just aren't able to run up
that so yeah you would have just that would have been miserable thank god we
didn't have to play that see Jesus it's fine we just been like minus three pigs
that's like he would yeah but we also would have like minus three oh thank
god yeah yeah thank god like that's basically just a seed change now it's
like it's like we both fucked out alright go next to you like I wonder how bad
the top was because that lava was like running down from the top I wonder if
who was like fucked at the top as well he should be thanking you
honestly kind of what i'm saying
this will be the drama that never goes away
Yeah, now you will be able to grab every possible angle.
Maybe we should actually figure out how to deal with this in an actual game.
Surely you would just not...
You have to just dig down.
You can use your door by the way.
Place your door in front of that lava and try to just like grab it from under
Like oh there, but like to the right kind of yeah, oh Jesus crap
No, that works that works no leave that leave that that actually works because it won't flow into the lava behind through the door
Right open the door go in and try to reach the right break. No, they're not up here necessarily
You don't know. Yeah, like you're this this is
Yeah, oh my yeah, you need to place this
No, no, no, no, no, almost there.
Okay, and then grab another one.
You gonna reach it somehow?
Wait, there, there, there, there.
Solid!
And then right after we got it, wait, that's not it.
That's Taz, that's Taz.
The fact he just laughs it off and moves on is what gets me.
Dude, stop.
You guys are gonna make me do that.
Yeah, bro. Like surely like, like Oliver has to know or like fucking Fieber that guy knows everything about minecraft like he has to know.
No, Fieber doesn't know. It's some fucking voodoo shit. Like that's the only explanation.
Like legit you might be the one and one person to ever run into this issue.
No, I think that actually isn't the fucking cosmic bit flip like the fucking is what it is.
I don't know, it has to be like something with the door, no?
I doubt, I think it was more of like when you were, when you misplaced that wood block,
right?
One block too high up, you clicked a lot of like crouch, right click, crouch, stuff like
that.
So maybe all of those inputs just did something to fuck up your game.
Like how Fimer said you accidentally like clicked on a button and it stayed clicked
or something.
Yeah, maybe like there's like I couldn't have pressed like function, but there's no way
I pressed like function or anything.
Well, maybe like a sequence of buttons that you maybe you fat fingered a button or something
by clicking a lot of button.
I don't know.
That's what it looks like, at least from the replay.
It's definitely not that it's even better is that you could place a door in your hitbox
when you were stuck, which you usually can't do.
Oh, my God.
Oh, do you know, do you know, do you know how when you sometimes exit a box?
a boat it doesn't actually exit you out of the boat,
but it's like these things.
Maybe it was something like that, but.
Go back, go back, go to one before you even went
in the ravine.
No, I don't think you would have been able to even mind
blocks and pick up the bucket if you did.
Yeah, that's true, because you can move here,
which is interesting.
Like, I've never seen a guy in the boat.
I wonder if you had some like weird client positional
these things though, like.
I didn't think so.
No.
Yeah, it must have like happened after, I don't know, could be like lava or water flow pushed him and then he replicated the desing
Okay, so I think I like shift off into like the magma block suck thing
But I don't know if that has anything to do with it, like right here, I like shift, oh I see I like shift and then I get pulled
I don't know, that seems weird
And then like you land and then you're just, well you weren't frozen there or here, it's so weird
Yeah
No, I'm telling you, just like, when you misplaced that one wood block, you just kind of click that bunch of buttons and then probably like, uh, some water push that fucked you or something. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like, I've never, like, even if your character is decent, why was you not able to move? Like, I don't...
Yeah, I also couldn't open my inventory
Yeah, here you just like click a bunch of buttons right couldn't open your inventory
I was spinning E and I couldn't open my inventory either. Oh
You couldn't smart. Oh
Yeah, I generally have no clue like what happened
But I don't have a fucking pedal underneath my desk. Okay. I'm not pressing a pedal
The debunker is going to get you?
It's very very weird, I don't know.
I didn't cheat man.
I didn't cheat man.
I didn't cheat man.
I didn't cheat man, I didn't cheat man.
Smart.
Wow, 25 just like the number of grandchildren I have.
Are you pulling the same thing on the next match or do you have a new string bro?
I genuinely thought my like internet was about the I think I thought that internet crash
for a second like when I couldn't move I thought I thought something happened I
I don't get it, man.
Wait, let's look- let's look and reset our bot before we forget in, like, three hours.
You lost so much time that I forgot that happened.
Yeah.
It's like the bot now being reset.
By the way, whenever you do that with a bot, since you don't- like, if you align an eye,
Align an eye and you're ready to have to be seen you notice your body isn't
Reset you can just reset the bottom still f3c and it's gonna be fine since you don't use a boat. Yeah
Is it not a state I should have on auto reset when the active Minecraft world is reset I
Have that on as well, but sometimes it just doesn't reset my ranked stuff. I don't know it's weird
What about auto reset when I idle for 15 minutes thoughts?
that's a good thought my theory is that some button was being turned both on and wasn't
I'm pressing like see and then it's just like it will fix it regardless a minecraft client
I think I feel like the like the excuse of the body will just remember now wait what is
even how does idle even mean like here's not moving that's not about if there's no
F3C input into the ninja room bots after a while it's just kind of oh well that's kind of
It's the same, yeah, you know, you know this thing that enables the OBS overlay and stables it if you're AFKing with a box, it's basically the same thing.
Wait, someone said that my theory is that some button was being pushed in Minecraft and it wasn't unpressing, like it got like stuck.
No, that was just, that's just what Flanbrook said as well. Like you checked your keyboard and it wasn't that.
Unless it's like a weird thing, but I don't even know if this is like a stupid thing to say
But like maybe it's only registering the press in Minecraft, but not on the keyboard itself
Yeah, but I like how does I've never had this happen ever like I feel like
Anybody got a link to the Google Docs let's just blame logitech and move on thoughts
I thought pro eSports players had like a closet full of extra keyboards just in case I don't
fucking have that shit.
Yeah, I should.
I used to have spares, but...
Wait, fruit, don't you have like a bunch of spares?
Yeah, yeah, let me uh...
Yeah, you have to get over it.
ship some over
that's tragic
now i'm just gonna pretend to have fucking keyboard issues
oh jeez, what were you saying? no they're all gonna pretend you have a pedal
i was gonna ask like you've mentioned you played the
eldering night rain before? yeah
does that mean you also played eldering? yeah
Did you beat the DLC?
Yeah.
Like Prime Radon before his nerf?
Yeah.
I played it on release.
Dude, how long did the re-nerf Radon take you?
I haven't played, oh, you see, like pre-nerf?
Like, Consort Radon had an attack that was legit un-dodgeable.
The cross swing, yeah, it was un-dodgeable.
It was like 300 tries or something like that.
Dude, I don't know, bro.
That shit was so bad
No
Yeah, I feel like there was a lot of people that just never beat it. Yeah, it was fucking brutal. I mean, it's fun though. I had fun
No, yeah, it's fine
Right, so that's a common issue with 1.16 mostly client desync and single player if it happens again
You can try reloading textures with f3 and a
Interesting
It's a common issue. Why does nobody know if it's a common issue? How does Feinberg not know about it?
If Feinberg doesn't know, then like it's a fucking
Common issue no one has ever heard of
Try changing my settings back, by the way, I'll fast was the first that we got by the way
You can you can keep your standings like this like this is what most people do like this is what I have mine
on. How fast was the Perch? Yeah I wonder. We got a pretty good Perch around. 14-12 I
entered at 12-45 like a minute and a half. Oh shit we had a nice little end point. Yeah
I literally lost time to the eye measurement because it was the boss
Hey, you got to the stronghold 30 seconds before me my nav was just better
People are thinking you hit windows plus space and it like mess with your keyboard language windows space
That's yeah, I wouldn't look face changes your keyboard language. No, my mind's uh, mind's all shift
because you're in Windows 10 or yeah Windows 11 yeah Windows 11 has okay right
but I hold on you know what how do I get this I'm pretty sure that's just wrong
by the way because if you have the Japanese it's not like I don't know what
it is but sometimes while in game it just changes my people language but it
never function put in game let me test this theory just never does okay so
So someone said if I have the Japanese keyboard on and then I do shift space does not change
it.
It's alt.
It's alt.
Windows space.
Windows space.
No, no, no.
To change it to Hiragana, it's control caps and that fucks with it.
Oh my God, it does.
What?
What?
Pause.
It's a Japanese keyboard issue.
exclusive to Japanese keyboard but now you know what done fuck it right so it's
not you getting stuck it's because your controls are changed so another fun
would move you is now what it is okay so to change its alt shift and then I
I guess if you're on the Hiragana, it fucks with the,
so like, I don't know how to explain it,
but so there's like a button you can change,
like change language keyboard,
and then like Japanese has like multiple different,
uh, that's, that's incredible.
Writing systems, so if it's on Hiragana specifically,
you get stuck.
What?
That's insane, I don't think any other keyboard has that.
Now we know why nobody knows about this,
It's actually super tf unique issue.
Okay, cool.
That's insane.
You really did find the cosmic flip.
Yo, whoever that chatter is,
you'd be happy to know that's the way to do it.
He's not waging, so that he can use
his Japanese keyboard to cheat.
Wow.
It doesn't do that for me.
This is some secret super tf tech?
He really had the theory.
here
about
that's so
wait what if
what if this isn't actually true and super is just
resting his
pedal under the table
yeah man!
yeah man!
pretends to blame it on it but in reality he has a pedal under the table
that's smart that's actually smart i'm gonna start using that
that's a good gas landing tactic
i like that
no there's people in chat just saying that like
It's having with multiple different Asian languages like with a Korean keyboard. It's also
So my it's probably just a language to language thing like some just like bold soft lock it
But why did resetting your Minecraft fix that is my guess I I don't know I
Don't know
It's crazy cause I could all tab and I could type.
No, it actually makes some sense cause if escape was working but inventory wasn't, escape
isn't like a letter.
Yeah, but when he typed it wasn't like the buttons were in different languages.
What is this guy?
Oh my god.
What?
Oh no.
How do I make it way, way big?
Dude.
Oh no!
How do I make it way way big?
Dude.
Oh there it is.
Bro.
Why are you using paint?
No bro.
Smoking God.
Oh God no.
I'm not smoking God no, see no.
Fuck, that's good.
Oh my goodness, it's like extra fucking weird too, because I have to press alt, but alt is also like my fucking pyre.
Dude.
Oh no, the chat is correct, right, right, that language switch only applies to the active window that you're on, I forgot about that, that's true.
Oh, everything makes perfect sense now.
Yeah. Dude, this is a theory is myth busted. Yo, our next matchup game is about to start.
For the end of the story? Yeah, it's super versus false, just finished. I think false
one, because soup died again, so now we're gonna figure out. No, wait, I thought the
the next match was supposed to be juicy and no I think it's like the way it was
not supposed to play I mean was I was gonna watch that and like see what
happened maybe they delayed their match because somebody wasn't awake yet I
don't know oh they switched yeah they switched oh they switched okay yeah that
makes sense all I'm hearing is that you fucked up your own game and Ludwig got
Punish for it. I mean he died, bro. I slay let's be honest. I saved him
Hey Ludwig couldn't clutch up a seat he was ahead in any ways and we won like yeah, it's just it's his fault
No, like he was ahead into the stronghold incident. I'd be a wager nor you're cheating call it
This is crazy
This kind of wild
I
Want to start calling you like scammer to you they already call me cheater TF, bro, like
You're just straight. I'm giving them ideas now
They were calling me cheater TF frame one, bro, like
Damn it, he would show this happens. It's like
What can you do
The other's all in a way that wasn't horrible. Thankfully for like
I'm just kind of like a neutral reset of the game because I'm like, yeah
Trust me, I know they can't get up there. I know
At least just could not focus on that in that moment. That's and you know what and that that's that's why you're
My white ass sits down and listens good boy
Well, what can you do what can you do guys
WCYD
It's okay Ludwig will make a generational losers bracket run and then you will rematch
in the grand finals.
True.
Well fucking...
You have to beat the fucking sub-12 F-Bow didn't you?
Not fucking shit at a kid's game.
My fault bro.
I was like a single person knew what was happening.
That's actually crazy.
I
Least admit it. I didn't fucking cheat smart my streamer is a cheater people
I was a low-key crank the last seed though like he I
Don't know I guess it was literally just you were ahead the whole time except for the measuring and then you
Fuck me. I know it's like well. I
I think he was in in fourth first potentially and then they probably got better first
We entered we entered for first that was though that was the last we only last time I'm blind and then getting a strong hold like
That's it. Oh
Yeah, but maybe like I don't know I don't really know how else he could have gained up time in the poor besides strays or just like
Four eyes to be fair. Oh, well, we had to throw more than that
Yeah, hey, we yeah, we didn't go for seven rods
We had some traveling to spoil I did go yeah, what are the right side of the fort first then I went back on the left side
Yeah, it's true. I think you left on seven rods you broke
To and you still had force you had exactly fell when you came back and then you just like fucking left I guess so
Definitely didn't lose time going for you by the way. It's just
The scum is fucked. I think if you just next time once you see spawner, and you know you have enough health like
Especially in a soul's sand biome, let you just curl onto the spawner instead of running there
Bro, I'm just a fucking piece of shit man. That's all it is. I'm just a fucking fat piece of shit
No, no, no
I'm going to go throw this on, you're also a coach.
Po-chan, sorry.
You know, we've seen this at Temple over the past times.
You know, we know how it works, we've seen it a lot, maybe even too much.
Oh, good super, you're the thing here, not Ludwig.
You put the bag kinda take that message, by the way.
Another very treasure or a room pool, I just need some fun in my damn life.
I personally I'm room for the drift king
Bill so wait nevermind. I'm glad you cheated this dude don't deserve to move on if you die like that
It's one occasion. I am a little bossed. I'll be totally honest with you. I'm totally biased
But hey, see what happens people here's time
Bill's over says juicy
I'll be flipping go now. Do you just have curryway? So, you know, maybe his expertise in teaching
We'll play off and see what happens. I do love Silver though. He does with the Wholesome Award.
We're seeing both players locked in.
There's a temple scene now. I don't want to jinx it, but what happens if someone touches that crushing plate? Who knows?
Okay never mind, I'm just flipping whatever. I was trying to open the barstay.
Now let's see the prediction actually. We have what? 3.5 versus 2.6.
Predictions will stay up until we go into the Nether.
But we're seeing... Do you see how slightly lower predictions than Bill?
Maybe it's because this is builds on home turf on the turbo towards channel
But I'm not sure but we do see a bit of gravel down here if they did break it and we get some flint that could be
Huge for the gameplay now that would save so much time because we only have what eight iron
Which means we can make what bucket to shovel pickaxe and we've got what three six seven one spare
For the flint and steel great play here from juicer though very interesting that silver decided to not take that play
But we have sorry hold on
so many
Hold on
Hold the fuck on let me need Minecraft real quick I
Give me a second bro. There's I don't how could you have pop?
Look at that look at the fucking is a bot
What?
Two, July 24th, 2011.
Tweet cheater TF.
What?
And he responded to this guy like the instant,
10 to 11 minutes later?
Like, what is this thing?
Why is he replying?
Does he even know who I am?
Nah, bro.
Alright, so I played the winner of this match.
To get that it will definitely the micro there is super important
Especially when we get to these later matches that micro management of like being able to overlap trades and like get get stuff done
Fast and like thinking of the logical route to go about things will all pay off
But let's see what curryways actually saying in juicy's is
Guys, do you think less of me?
Okay, just locked in 74 BPM is
Oh my god, I have not heard build that monotone in my actual life ever. Oh my god. He is genuinely so locked in
But we're gonna see no you got the win here right now in terms of pacing for sure
He is about to go over to the lava and craft his
Crap craft. Oh my god. I'm actually washed. We're gonna see juicy go over and build his nether portal
We are seeing a sub four potential enter here
And you could blow up an orphanage and I wouldn't care just so long as you be Ludwig
absolutely locked in very locked in
I thought something of you to start with
Bill here as well very just a little bit behind but I believe in him
I don't think you believe in him
Bro I was not a big lock in for that second match though
Why couldn't you hit that 50 minute match like you had
Oh that's tragic like you had yesterday
The cast to say let's hear what they're saying they tune in and it's silent
I don't blame them all right because when I played the mid-offs I was I didn't blink or talk
All right, I was way too focused. Just got here. Could you give us a summary of what happened so far is?
People are trying to claim that I am a cheater. It's awfully even between these players here
Bill was definitely caught up, but especially when do you see how that like just a little bit of advantage welcome back
Welcome back. I literally
You can ask for that. You say you hate when stuff like this happens
Yeah, anyway, so we have to keep so many of you participated. I mean every day interesting
Between these players here and the bastion is right there. This looks to be a treasure again
Well, everything and this is gonna be another treasure bastion, which means if they can't spot the fortress
So then they're gonna have to break that little spawner
Wait
Sebastian yes, yeah, if you were cheating in the sage and slam, they clearly weren't working
Actually, I got to find out about that later. He probably so I think about like if I'm working find out like a new Minecraft
fact, I feel like they would like make it
About that, but there we go bill is now in
Oh
He is going to
Yeah
He was thinking about it. Oh my god, which now means still
You're taking the place. Oh, yeah
Let's open
Go to you poor and you're right
Through this little like gap here
You hate to see it. He should have pretended his keyboard was broken. Oh my god
Okay, I said this I said if Ludwig didn't die in that seed I
Think I would have just had a DQ like honestly. That's just a DQ angle, but like
He did so it's an easy C reset. No like
You know what I mean?
Him dying saved me?
Yeah, it did save me.
How much does it pay you bro?
You cannot be right, no.
How much does this guy fucking pay you bro?
fucking Tim rail
the obsidian chest wow
that is a cra- you know what?
ok he's like maxing
yeah he is, he is like maxing
that is, and also that gold, those gold leggings
will get built from getting hit or fighting piglets
means you're probably not gonna have to do any crafting now
my name is Tim Block
oh my god that water this is incredibly safe there
Do you even ask them for the right? No, I didn't ask them to make anything. They just paused it
They they pause the match and they came into our
Our voice channel like we're gonna restart
Oh
Dang bro, you're such a baddie
right here
do you feel good shitting against the elder lady
armor so he would have to be
the only way is now going to see that
bill got the old shoddy at you oh well
so that's my
go to sleep no bro I'm working right now
this is so much worse than just straight up
losing to him Tim
oh Tim don't get me started you're going to make me
really angry
I think he's got it. It's gonna be a little risky, but you know what?
As long as there's no crossbow.
Oh, jeez. That is... Well, luckily, he should have dropped a bunch of gold.
Oh, true.
They are doing trading, so they're a little occupied. Bill is a little nervous right now, and so he will be playing.
Okay, come on.
Not the conventional treasure bastion route you'd see.
Yeah, this is not ideal for Bill, but he's making the leap of faith. Here we go.
Oh
Tom Brady is not a cheater
Oh god. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Good play here. Now we're gonna get some wood here.
As we say that, Juicy has made it back into the Bastion with all the loot, reset world.
God man.
Could he make the time back here? It's not entirely possible.
He almost has entirely.
We all had a Japanese keyboard incident in our lives. It's only human.
Absolutely.
I feel like it's not. Like how could anybody have known bro?
As far as I'm concerned, if Feinberg didn't know about it, it doesn't exist.
Like
Oh my god true, I think capable definitely see that low, but it was just it might
Equate little
Wow
Love it being a friend you so badly you press that unholy combination of key was even ahead of me on that see I never remember
Do you go to the other first? I think he did by like what like 20 seconds or something like he got lava by like 15
Two minutes
He's kind of being extra careful making sure that he doesn't die, just making sure he can try and get back through any kind of chest.
Any gold thing that will help him not die in the Bastion F.
This has been a very intense match. We are 12-
What's going on with SuperTF?
SuperTF is mad as a streamer and acts a watch pro.
He's currently in a Minecraft and will recently be loving in a closed game for turbo updates.
What?
The cook memes seem to reference old book exploitation allegations from 2020 Foch.
Grock, you are so stupid, bro.
Can he grab it?
Why did bongo Bob fucking tweet this in 2011 by the way?
Tweet cheater TF
What did like who the fuck is bongo Bob? Is this a bot like how is he replying to these guys instantly?
Why did he tweet this?
But I'm so confused
you know the thing is with brawn flesh is that it's it's a pretty poor source of
food in fact I learned from a record video that raw beef what were you doing
in 2011 getting surgery so can we see history of cheating getting surgery
brawn flesh does so if you're gonna be able to crunch for time we're kind an app
appendectomy what's that it's when your appendix surgery for your appendix I
don't have an appendix I'm appendix less thanks to the bongo
Genuinely, like, actually rolling it in my confession, I'm a six. Oh my god. Babe Ruth versus Lance Armstrong.
I admit it, I didn't want to have to do the win. I'm an athlete. You're a specimen of sin.
I'm a 12. I look like 22 or 18. Isn't that maybe that's crying?
I think these were 18 crying at 22 obsidian. That's my guess.
Back to being quite close. I know. I mean, Bill is now starting his route, but Juicy has finished it,
He has finished it, so I believe let's get some positive results next time.
He was getting surgery, so he could do this.
Oh no.
Which doesn't give him any mechanical advantage in games at all.
Oh, we're gonna be m-
No, you're so fucking stupid now.
Looting sword.
Looting two diamond sword from Mono Treasure.
So guys
You really want it you really want it look Oliver if you could hear me now is
You don't think your gut keeps good back to you in the appendix
I don't for the longest time everyone said that the appendix is useless
Okay, well, you know what? My hopes were high. It's such a low chance, you know, it's better like the wrist
No, man. It's especially this upper bracket. Bro that risk
Sources tell me super TF's keyboard is stable. Please God
That's that's bad now. We're seeing bill also just finishing up
Honestly great that was a great play
Okay, but like
There's no way Tim pool wasn't just bullshitting for like the fuck of it
Yeah
What are you guys saying is old news the fact that that comics does nothing or that it has good bacteria, which one are you guys saying is old news
It does nothing. What does the appendix do?
The appendix is a small pouch like organ attached to the large intestine that acts as a safe house for beneficial gut bacteria eating an immune system support and repopulating the gut after illness.
Why should I drop while once considered a vestigial it is now the least to help fight infections is in lymphoid cells
wait
So I fucking low rule
Loki it might it could I guess it could have fallen in lava, right? Okay. Yeah
Okay, well the clarification we wanted sorry to take a while, but we found it
Sue from medical malpractice
But I kind of a stomachache right now
You're clean
Hello, please just gotta enter the frame
I'm clean all right, we did a new one recently we watched it
We just don't search is no evidence shows
On his brother podcast discussions
One for three.
The appendix when it realises its host body belongs to Super T.F.
Oh, good save though.
Yep, yep.
We'll let you know that thing.
I think Piranha well.
Yep, and now we're going to be doing a little donut here with TNT or Juicy.
Clear out that space, get a bunch of spaces for all the blazers to spawn.
because as we know you know the blazes need space to spawn and when you give them the most amount of space you get the highest chance of getting a high rated cycle
as you see that's a full spawn high rated cycle
I was a close run though the second one really close seed
what? hello super when is your next game and who are you going to be?
it's been a while I played a winner of this of this game
We can just build out and then probably get our stuff ready, whether it's like, uh, overlapping, building the portals, I mean, it's two more rods now, sort of.
This is great, and we are seeing the overlap there, so.
Very, very efficient.
Plenty of time to plan your next scheme.
Bill is, uh, finding which direction.
Super vs. Slip, again, the first round is one.
It was in the second round, to be fair, but.
Should have been the Super Bowl.
Alright, and there we go. Two suggestions, one more, and, uh, it's time to go.
Unless we get another one.
Oh, we do that seven nice nice nice nice nice
And it's time to go
Please don't but I bro. I can't like five burgers but it to me
Boat I is like I
Can't do it unless I change like my windows
Mouse settings like this Minecraft shit is no fucking joke
It's actually no joke
If you get tool screen working, it's easy. Yeah, but I already have this set up. So
How can you end up using tool screen because I had the
1.0 release of tool screen like I tried it when it just came out like literally two hours, but like prior
And it had some issues with OBS and so if you didn't use OBS, it doesn't matter but it's a little bit of an issue when I do use it because I'm a streamer.
I'm like, what the hell, what the hell?
What's with scouting up there, not great, not great.
You're in there, he is, Toby, you're in there, he is.
What do you mean?
That's good, like, you're in there, he is.
And also with your keyboard?
You're gonna piss me off.
You're gonna piss me off.
I don't hesitate to go into this stronghold.
A fortress here.
Oh my god, I'm actually washed.
Bill, slightly hesitant, just because he knows that there is shit going on behind him.
I know, or there's not that, so it's okay.
Oh, okay, I'll Minecraft it right moment again.
If you're not guilty, why are you getting so mad about it?
Do you know what's actually more common for people that are innocent, that are accused
to lash out and get more defensive than people that are guilty?
Because if you're innocent and you're accused of something, it comes as a shock.
So you're unprepared, so you're more likely to lash out.
If you're guilty, then you have the foresight to see the potential accusation coming, so you can see more nonchalant and relaxed.
Think about that.
Damn!
That's a long time, Cade.
Maybe
In groups that true but neither those are accurate for a single individual
Why can't you say like you're so right king
Why gotta like
And yeah, is he wrong?
Oh my god, I thought he didn't have fire.
Oh my god, his heart rate. Yo, yo, juicy chill bro.
Oh my god, look at the heart rate, look at the heart rate.
Oh my god, oh my god.
That's my resting heart rate? What's wrong?
Smart. Here's your crowdfunding money for the larger people you've cheated with charges.
That's two minutes out of three o'clock.
Damn it. Well, um, I believe Juicy is on court now. The very close with Bill is he's scraping the time back here.
Um, I believe on three roads, maybe about to be...
What's your resting heart rate?
I don't know. That's no clue.
That is gonna be his fault.
What's your answer?
Yeah.
Would you sacrifice never having a cheesesteak again for the Eagles to go back to back?
Hey, are you kidding me?
I thought the cheesesteak thing.
Would you sacrifice never having a cheesesteak?
Here we go, man.
Yeah, just about digging down to courts.
We're up to 20 blocks out now.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Yeah, I can live without cheesesteaks.
Chops like, whoa.
I think I'd be fine.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
You'll see a lot of this at this why I assume oh
There we go, and he's on court. Oh, he's lower than court. He's there. We go
36 oh my god
Oh my god, and here we are more importantly
Cheats against hood big hood big let's find out
the same stronghold same stronghold
exact same same stuff make sense
37 is in fact
we're gonna have to practice runs in after this i think
i play the winner of this game yes i do
i'm 36 because what i build up on is 37
i just do some controversy i didn't really do that
you know what wow you're just such a nice bird
oh oh you see it's in the stronghold let's let's see wow
well that way yeah that's good
oh no it's like between a rock and a hard place
oh my god yeah i don't know if he's gonna get the snatch
Oh my god
Yep, that's what I meant bro
I like that I like that right side
Did you PB the second scene
No, I was literally off by one second
First VTC was almost a PB. Yep for sure man
When I play this game it won't be like a few hours because they have a bunch of other matches to get through
Maybe make the pie chop will exist.
That's very interesting.
What is this fucking stride?
It's better preempted.
It's just about to preempt it.
Nukes could be interesting.
It could be interesting if you say...
Oh, library though.
Very awkward, strong hotel.
Yeah, I'm gonna play some more matches after this.
after this I just wanted to scout out the competition a little bit okay this
this stronghold is a fucking disaster by the way
I
I didn't cheat!
It's from the first ever one, so both players play on the same seed in these, like whoever
you're playing against, you're on the same seed.
So everything's the same.
Why is it important to reset settings in the end because it could fuck with the way the
the dragon flies down and perches and shit, which is really bad. You don't want to do
that.
So we're gonna go oh we're hot-bowing okay, okay, okay cool cool cool
Put charge free crossbow don't hate it at all very good
I got a question. It's the crossbow velocity
Identical with a skeleton skull spooky scary skeleton. I'm gonna say it's a little different the hell because otherwise
I thought like what would be the point of the crossbow apart from the charge up time. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I, oh no, no, they're saying, they're saying no.
Well, I guess I, we just suck at casting.
Crossbow is more powerful.
I caught it, I caught the arrows out of him.
You're lucky if they let you back after that scandal.
Better get to work making your own
all-American mid-offs for next year.
I can't believe this Ludwig propaganda works so well.
Oh my God, but Billy's just so good.
Like if Ludwig tells you to jump, you'd ask how high.
Like it's crazy.
Oh my God!
Oh girl, girl, girl!
Did he just censor himself live?
oh my god oh do you wait oh my god what did you see the way there was desk slams I don't
think I saw that I cut it off like right out like right before oh my god I had bill hit
the desk slam wow oh my god well talk to sir please all right so entering the never
smart other tale I missed almost everything but hope you're winning I
guess
Let's do a rank match.
I am winning!
HTV chat muted or chat off.
Settings?
Yeah, but...
I loved your new book if I cheated.
Who was saying like...
You kinda wanna have it on all the time?
Because I can just like see...
Where the Ruin Portal is.
Like...
Yeah, so it's like this way, right?
right? Huh? Let's see. Oh my god, L parkour, L fucking everything. What is this? Fire
aspect one. So we have to make a...
Yeah. Yeah, ranked game is the same thing. Same seed, same, even like R and G is the same.
This mod is actually like really crazy. The way they fucking set it up. There's like a
few things that can be varied, but uh, oh I kind of found a better stride here, but it's
whatever. Um, I need food before I go in. There's got to be some food somewhere around.
Surely?
There's just no food
What I
Guess we're going in I don't know what to do
Go fish
Was not any fish in the river like I
I'm good. I guess we have to go. I don't know
Wait
Guys these are squid. Oh wait
The fire is it cooks it
Well, I did okay, honestly knowledge gap not even kidding the knowledge gap I
I didn't know that
Brother I saw the two squids. I thought all those were fucking squids honestly
Oh, there's probably hoglins to kill too bro like fuck off
I mean it's just gotta be this way.
That's a few good spikes but I think it's just this way.
That's why you had to cheat.
Shut up pussy.
There's the fortress.
Surely Bastion is just right here and it is, I think it's bridge.
Yeah, this is bridge because the goblet's like right here.
Should I?
Do it, pussy.
Do it, pussy.
W-save.
Could have been worse, guys.
where's my goblet it's up more up here right yeah
they got definitely fell while speed bridging if he died good for me we take
those
where's your babysitter? I don't have a babysitter, I'm a grown ass man.
we're gonna do a little bit of a strat here. check this out, everybody.
And then this, and then no one's mad at me.
Fuck you.
Do we have to do Cracky Kong here?
Oh, wait, no, this is a crack smoker.
I just think this is crack smoker.
Or is it double bad gap?
What is this?
If it's double bad gap, you do Donkey Kong, I think.
Smart.
That sounds right to me.
What are you saying? Don't fucking worry about it.
It was... whatever, I have to just commit. It's fine.
I think you can just force Donkey Kong?
Maybe you can.
Where are my pigs at guys?
Oh that's bad.
Oh my god I'm trolling.
Can you not get up?
Come on, what are we doing?
I hear an angry pig!
Oh, let's go man.
Let's put you to work.
Whatever, good enough.
Whatever, good enough.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Why'd you say vol coming up from the basement?
I might need some mushroom stews later.
All right, so now we're gonna have to split split
Oh wait, I have 30 obby? Am I gone? No, anymore strings. That's terrible.
More string, bro.
That's good.
I'll just do my pick.
Okay.
Oh my god, so bad.
Um, I'm gone.
I'm gone?
I know the fortress is back this way.
Two fish is a little scary, but four is right there.
bit um block clutch where where's my fucking spawner it's right in front of me okay bro
Like I'm pretty sure strays are like that's like the one thing that's not consistent
Like stray mobs in the fortress. That's RNG. I don't know why it works like that
But
How many beds do I okay, hold on lock in
Then we got to throw out some bullshit.
I don't need bone, I don't need that, I don't need that, then we're going to make two beds
and then we're going to put this here and then one, two, one, two.
Good.
And then we're going to go soul sand and then we're going to build out fast.
Okay, and then huge, throw your obby, guys, be nice.
Oh my god, what if I did that in a tournament?
Oh my god, how bad would that be?
Hi, I just started working at Wendy's yesterday, Agatail. How are you doing super people sit? Hey
Wendy's I have people Wendy's
Two rods?
I need more than two rods.
Dude, I'm getting fucking bitched.
Dude, are we fucking griefing?
Oh my god!
I have to hunger he said, I don't have a choice, if I die it's just UG, NO!
Good good, jump his ass, jump his ass!
When I first started watching you, you had just stopped speedrunning Minecraft.
Thank you for picking it back up.
It makes my brain very happy.
What do I even do here?
How do I even...
I can do something I can do but it's like so scuffed it's like...
I don't have my crafting table!
I don't have my crafting table
Have like no beds so awful
I have to get that bad it's not choice by the way
oh my god this rain bro what is this shit
Why why is it a hundred percent of my first test? I don't really know but I'm just gonna send it
Maybe it's just a good angle I had that's really weird
Like bowtie you hit a known angle. Oh huge
Max win actually
Jesus man this is just terrible fucking nether, it's a low nether actually.
Why are you my arm?
Why did you pull my back on?
Fuck.
How many anchors can I make?
Two?
No three.
And then we gotta go 103, which is like this way.
I'm just on the highway basically 150 minus 48. So we're basically down the Z. Oh
Wait, we just gotta like go over here
Don't like down down there 150
That's 48
Well, I'm off by one
Ow.
Go.
This should be low enough.
Oh, fuck you.
Where I'm off about my numbers are off.
I'm going to go 1, 2, 4,
minus 3, 80.
Should be right here.
I'm going to go 1, 2, 4,
minus 3, 80.
I'm going to go 1, 2, 4,
minus 3, 80.
I'm going to go 1, 2, 4,
minus 3, 80.
Should be right here.
Please?
Please?
Smart.
Hello, my second favorite Overwatch streamer.
Why are you playing that?
Well, that's not good.
Wait, why did I get a hundred?
Wait, what happened?
My bot must have got flocked or something.
It was off?
Yeah, but why did I get a hundred percent that it was above me?
No, it's just that I just missed it.
I don't know how to fix this, honestly.
Hmm.
Fuck.
Okay, maybe he'll die, and I won't feel bad about it.
Sounds familiar?
Am I on-?
Oh my god, I'm in a mountain biome.
oh my god
well why is it raining by the way? I've never had it rain, no fucking...
This is just Tim's fault. Here's what it is. I guess we'll re-measure it.
silly poro if you like them boys. I just did not want to go this way.
Protected unusually large errors you probably mis-measured or your standard
deviation is too low. Let's just reset.
I'll turn to the one. Goddamn it.
That's not good.
That's good.
Go left two blocks.
Yep, great.
I actually fixed it, believe it or not.
Detected unusually large errors.
What are we talking about?
What is happening?
Did I desync?
What?
He has fucking chat all from my saying gg fuck you htv.
I mean, this was right, actually.
This location was right.
It was not by like four blocks, but it was there.
So am I wrong with your ninja brain settings?
Maybe.
I don't think so, though.
Let's just do this again.
Hold on.
Let me just...
I think I'm just ass.
i think i'm certified ass
like hold on let's just afk
go left three
go left five blocks
I'll just go all the way over.
Stop moving.
Throw another one.
One more, just in case.
Yeah.
And then if we TP to TP at, how do I do this?
tp super t
slash tp
super tf
644
fucking
cold fucking
minus 1308
and then spectator me
yeah it's fine i just i fucked it up i guess the first time without realizing
I just fucked it where's the portal the fog us you just go to secret and then you
get oh hell nah what is this nav that is disgusting wait so you go top right
secret down then you have to fucking 180 oh hell no no that's not even how you
What?
So to go through here. Oh
Not not no no one finds this portal room by the way. What the fuck is that?
Nobody finds this portal room
You're opponent did this isn't the fucking way my god you guys are so stupid this isn't the fucking ranked seed bro
You still have to 180 go down here then like down here
I need to pee
Guys, Mr. TFSTP.
guys what went wrong on that way did my opponent die in this fucking run too I
think they did I swear they fucking died hold on let me see this that'd be
really embarrassing by the way my god I lost to someone who died
Wait, what the f- What is br- I lost to that?
What the f-
will make out such that the piglet
grok powers you don't
you'll rustic but it's not an incredible moment goes in mobster and jimmy job in
texas ranger and large dogs
reset but that he comes
all my time he hurts guys i'll feel fantastic
quite frankly. I don't feel fantastic. But why is it one of the chat-offs? Like they're
so boring. Cheater anxieties finally hitting. Bad luck. No fun. Because you have chat off.
Do I see my lava? I don't think so.
W overlapped?
First time trying to do it, he quit overwatch,
don't piss me off.
I think I'm an iron, did I iron up here
Did he quit deadlock no
Well, let's just get a little case. There's also a village like what the fuck is right here?
I'm off of right here um meteor crater what do we think what the f**k
gravel gravel meteor crater
Is it worth going to the village for food?
Like is that even a play?
Is that a very- how do I have- I mean I don't have gravel still.
I'm literally only doing this tonight, I don't have gravel.
Like, where's my gravel?
Hello?
Gravel on the wall?
Oh, I'm gone?
Are we trolling?
Why are we lying?
like can you guys just stop lying about like innocuous shit like what the f***
ah thanks love
hey i had to get ready for work so i didn't see but have you been banned from the tourney
You pissed me off!
Shut the fuck up! Everyone stop talking! Everyone stop talking!
Why the fuck did the dumbass say gravel in the wall?
You tilted me! I didn't grab my stone somehow!
I probably could have just killed the golem bro.
Oh my god...
I can't believe you guys don't have fun lying to me like this.
Alright, take two.
Where's my gravel?
Okay, we do we go different meteor crater spots fuck it
It was literally in the wall and I'm gonna put you in a fucking wall
How about that
Attack on Titan reference like where bro, what do you mean it's on the wall?
I feel like I'm this is just like some cause fallacy at this point no like I'm
I'm so committed to finding this fucking...
I can catch up, by the way.
Like, Feinberg kicking us up?
I can catch up, you know?
You aren't him. You're right. I'm better. Was that cold? Was that cold? Be honest.
was that cold? Did you get the shivers? Wait, what? Oh. When your opponent gets hot stuff
six minutes in the run. Oh, hell no.
I mean, 83, it just, like, has to be this way, I feel like.
20 million fucking blocks of wood like it's just let's just get on yeah okay I
need to be fucking slaughtered
we have to speed bridge to catch up everybody
safe
Oh my god, I dropped blocks, wait so far for me.
I leave blocks for my fucking future self.
To you, two minutes in the future.
Hold on, give me a second.
Give me a second.
I'll have to block myself out of that. It's like right down here, isn't it?
Ah, shit.
There's no way you can hit me by the way
Pick up the blocks dad
What are we doing?
How many blocks away was I?
Like fucking four?
Am I holding back on?
What even is this?
Stables?
what even is this? stables? pick up the blocks dad, holy fuck that's good
those guys still in bash and he's probably at the fortress or he died if he doesn't
fortress and like I don't know 10 seconds you probably died or he's just
really slow I don't know hard to say
Let's just take all the fall damage, let's just take more fall damage, anybody else want to take some more fall damage?
It's so fucking smart for me, no?
One more? Yeah, we're not. One more for the road?
Just got a monster. What is this guy doing?
Hmm?
Ah, thanks, Max!
When you beat Ludwig the first was going to propose to my girlfriend watching.
She is a long time viewer.
You cheated and now the proposal has been ruined.
Our marriage is ruined, Frank.
Stunlock you, bro.
Wait.
Surely you can get up, right?
Bro, I just like throw, like I'm not even like getting out paced by people, I just fucking
throw.
Like straight up.
They're not even faster than me. I just like it's so hard
All right now while they're training I have to go back and
Down okay, we're cringing
So.
Yeah!
Bobby?
You're not lucky, I guess.
Okay, where am I gonna get fucking, like, anything, a question mark?
TNT?
I ha- oh, it doesn't work.
TNT, I had- oh wait, did I put it back in?
This guy just blinded, like fuck off.
I don't think I'm gonna get enough of you, bro.
I didn't go up and get the extra blocks!
Oh, oh, oh my god!
Oh my god!
He's the fucking chas, he's the chas.
Flesh in the chest, just report me.
What is this guy, I just reported.
Thirteen obby? Oh hell no.
It's a cork there.
I think there's one more thing at the top, one more chest at the top I didn't loot, right? Like, on this side.
Like why are stables like this bro?
Like can we fix this?
Like how do these fucking piglins live here?
Like these hoglins, like, actually.
It's like in here, isn't it?
The last chest, and then over here?
Yep, totally right, King.
You got it.
Fucking dumbass.
Anybody know where Bro's going?
Wait, I've looted this already.
anybody know where bro's going wait I've looted this already
what did I not loot this one?
I did loot this one
I'm lost guys I'm gonna say it I'm lost
I swear there's supposed to be like a chest, like, here somewhere.
I'm cringing so hard.
Alright, fucking loser.
See you try it, smart guy.
Joe Biden two-piece puzzle picture.
See you try it.
There's obvious I have 14, like, wait, I know where it is, I'm stupid as fuck.
I'm so dumb, I know exactly where it is.
Up the stairs, this is gonna be bad gap, this is gonna be bad gap, digging the bad gap.
It is bad, yeah, but where's the-
Guys, what- is this supposed to like open up?
My god
Go over never before seen blocks broken
Well, he like opens up somewhere
Why like what the
What is going on guys? I'm so confused and stables
Where is the chest without just go back to my trades I had like fucking 45 extra gold
kill me
fucking baby hoglin bro
is super worse than Ludwig no
No
Six
Where is it guys, where is the chest?
It's in FF.
Opposite of the gold where your trades are.
What the fuck are you saying?
It's not here.
Use your home portal.
I don't know what a fucking fortress is.
Come out of good gap and go right.
Okay now what?
You're a fucking genius and you should be fucking given a
Medal of Honor, quite frankly.
Alright, so where's my uh, my fortress at?
Wait.
No, my pie chart!
Oh, jeez.
I see it.
You don't need a ray.
I see it.
Bro, that's kind of broken.
This fucking, like, wide view, by the way.
Like, is that not insane?
How good that shit is?
Well the nether music?
Like that's actually crazy.
Is that short?
Such short right on the money actually
Ah, bro stables is so terrible man, I mean I'm just bad, but like I actually hate stables this is me off
I have TNT bed bro, what am I doing?
I look like a Blaze IRL, thanks.
This is a really black stone I hope so.
Fuck it, we'll find out.
See what happens.
Learning experience.
Pretending he hates stables, so we don't think he's a horse.
Wait, I saw the bug that I mentioned where you occur to jump down when you zoom macro.
If you F3, escape and pause before you hit your macro, it doesn't bug out.
Noted.
CheetahTF Vacation Keyboard Gate
Bro, it's not my fault, man.
What is cheater D? What is cheater TF doing bro?
Oh my tummy, my tummy!
You live a query and cozy and Nick and Jane Mills and Arizona and you know, thanks everybody
All right, we're not losing to a gold two player lock-in.
There's something impressive- okay wait, you spelled impressive wrong, I'm not reading
that comment.
Okay, I got tech for this shipwreck.
Where is it though?
I have tech for this shipwreck.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
Can we get another fucking reset going?
Nevermind, no tech.
Sorry.
Wait, so with eleven, what do you make?
You make a pick, a bucket, I can make an axe, and flint and steel, and then a shovel.
So then we just need, um, okay.
Why'd I make an axe?
Do I have time to take a nap before the next match?
You might.
Oh, yeah, actually you should.
Plenty of wood.
Okay, now we just need...
And then my entry.
I see my ravine.
I see my entry.
Entry spotted.
I'm very limited food on this run so I can't drool over myself.
Make my keyboard a break again, see what happens.
My flip back bitch!
Hey guys my keyboard's fine. That's good
We need an emergency party vibes nuke stat from the hashtag spam right now to lift spirits.
The Palantir spies in the chat have hurt our king's private keyboard gates and we need
to lift him back.
Hashtag spam hashtag everyone cheats on hashtag free lj.
Smart.
58? I mean, it should pass to be this way.
I see it, no? No? Yeah? No? I do see it, I do see it, I do see it. Whoa!
Oh, guys I shouldn't cheat. Please be nice, please. I shouldn't cheat.
Okay, new strategy. What if I say, what if I say I cheated, but it's, it's, it's, um,
valid because it was against a lot of way of thoughts. Fair? I think that's fair.
this is bridge okay and we're doing donkey calm by the way
bridge and it's donkey calm
Bridge and it's Donkey Kong.
I'm trying to see if I see it but I don't.
Um...
Woof, woof!
It says the piggy.
Woof, woof!
Is that the fortress?
Fuck!
No!
No!
Do you guys are just killing yourselves?
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop stop
Donkey Kong like I said, this is actually fixable.
I was gonna figure out how.
I know it's fixable though.
I think we just um, what happened to my fucking wood?
Like that?
I mean this should work.
If this doesn't work I'm just gonna jump off a building.
Don't you fucking come back here, you little pussy.
Okay, this fucking hoglin, this baby fucking hoglin.
Can you guys get up there?
Can we just remove baby hoglins?
ethical. Alright, um, so here's a problem guys. My pie chart is not what it's supposed
to be. I think it has to be the render, oh god, the trick level entities, block entities.
You guys are so smart, pisses me off.
Oh, that's not what I wanted to do.
Let me go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Okay, so we're gonna eight, and then 11.
No.
So we're going positive X.
Positive X, everybody.
Positive X, write that down.
Why is it gone?
I might be gone.
Anymore string?
Please?
Anymore string?
No?
Alright, peace out y'all.
I hope you guys have a terrible life.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Flip and seal and chest, I have fire charges. It's fine, it's fine, I have fire charges.
I'm not going to drop my fire charges.
Alright, so I'm a little bit nervous.
Let's just like whip a pearl over there, get a better block, wait, W overlap.
I don't know where the good part of the fortress is.
Do I just go in?
This seems terrible, but I'm doing it.
Oh, no.
Wait so- I forget how to navigate to the good part.
They told me but I didn't- I- I- I forget.
No man, no man.
This is a dead end!
Oh, wait.
Save.
What the f-
What the f-
That's not my rotten flesh. What I didn't see was no this is a fucking berry tree or it's
Where?
Question mark?
What? Or I said where?
Where what?
Under.
Under where?
Okay, so bug fortress or what? What is this shit?
Right new circle this way
I don't think he's gonna have food. I think it just has to be through here
I feel like Ludwig, he got into fire, bro this is so chopped, like it's all bad, it's
All the bad part of the fortress.
What?
Oh!
My god.
Guys, do you see it?
Motherfucker, I got a withered skeleton skull.
Okay.
I've been in this chunk for so long
that an endermen got bored and placed a block in the spawner.
I had like no food, um, I guess we'll just do this real quick.
I really should be breaking a spawner, that's like the one most important, but I don't think
I'm gonna fucking spawn today, okay?
get a 6 spawn for the hell? who just fucking knocked me down?
oh more spawn
oh fuck I'm gonna die
you just don't die
you have to go to the overworld right now you're gonna be fucking dead
the
cows
uh...
the skeleton there i'm fucking scared
Oh my god, he's come up to me like he wants to die.
He's giving up his life for the cause.
But first, I'll take yours.
Who says that, guys?
Good enough.
good enough okay now we have to like my inventory is just a fucking mess no like
what do i need you you no i need holes in this i need anchors
oh this is i don't need this many fucking there okay um i'm gonna go down here and do it if you
You go in the mountain behind me, I'm fucking getting angry.
That one broke by the way, LOL.
No, I didn't like that, back it up.
Throw again.
That's good.
That's way better, I didn't like the first one.
Okay, solid.
No, there's no desync, I'm actually chillin'.
We are fucking chillin' RN.
I need one more rod, I'm going negative, no, I'm going 66.
Beds, craft some beds.
So glowstone, we're gonna make three anchors.
And then we're good.
We're gonna go 66, which is that way.
Fire charge by the way, LOL. I mean firepower. I need two, I need two rods. What are we doing
Piggy. Um, I should, I should just mine. 66 is where? That way?
Two rods. Two rods. One more?
I'm going to negative 98, 336, wow that's kind of far, what the fuck?
Maybe too far?
Negative 9, no it's not even close.
98 3 36 just one more. I think like one more pearl this way maybe question mark
You already play lud. Yeah, it was a whole fucking fiasco. Don't even worry about it, bro. I won but like
It's a whole fiasco
336 and then we go just
Minus 98 is like right here. No back. What to you're gonna go a lot on the screen
Okay
Just know there's an asterisk next to your name.
What?
What minus 780 this way
What 2692
Guys
Did I fuck up again?
How am I beefing my ninja brand bot so bad?
I see it?
No?
No?
What?
It says I just don't see it.
No wait, negative 7802962.
Is it a ball of it?
girl and I
so
i'm just cut
i just fucked up
i guess
smart
maybe it just leads
maybe it just leads
Wait, what did I do wrong?
Hello, Saddle?
I think I'm just dead.
He got it. Fuck me.
I think I have to just build up.
I'm just like trying to see if it like connects here or somewhere, but...
Time to go upies, I guess. Fuck off.
Man
Well, this is the second time I fucked up my ninja brain bar. I'm so confused. What's going on?
This like never really happened
Thank You Sister Avanti ten dollars come on
Thanks Sharon I think you're one of the ten get that's not
But thank you for that ten. I know you barely had that
Oh guess what fucking bio my man Mountains
Oh good, we're getting some coal.
Wait a minute. 780. 2692. Let me just go there and throw it away.
There's a chance it was just above me, but because it was like a mountain, it like generated
high up. I don't really know though. And I just like panicked and ran through the fucking
thing. My initial reaction was to dig up, but right here, 780, throw an eye. What? Okay,
so I'm just fucked? No, it's just not even here. Nope. Never mind, I don't know. I messed
up somewhere I guess. Calc again? Yeah I guess so huh. Art reset. Oh my god I didn't change
my sense that's like perfect go right six blocks one gg this was hard yeah it
definitely was bro I think I see it yeah I see the library down there god damn
of it. I fucking see it man. Wait what did I do wrong? I don't get it. Four eye wow.
Wait, is Ludwig on right now?
Yeah, I would say so.
A couple things there, some updates.
Slime.
Have a triple, so you can do cracks over here.
Did he die, or is he okay right now?
He's playing against Glippy Glork.
Did Super actually get DQ'd? No, bro.
Backshots? Piglin backshots?
I didn't do anything, bro.
throw one goal to these pigs to get up away from the chalice here let's go to the crack smoker
crack smoker classic no hogs super nice
heard we are putting some hammers on super's head say the order and super tf's life is forfeit
slime i thought you were a real one
slime I thought you were a real one what the fuck
even slime fell for the propaganda I know
when do you play next what matches this match six or seven on ironically not even doing
a fucking joke very nice
save your fuck we're gonna make you see what matches not be gone right now so this is match
8. Oh, I play in two matches.
Hold your gold.
How do you do that?
You can steal his dick, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Put the furrows with the string.
Throw some junk?
Like the top right here in the Tray's live junk?
Ah, bro! What the-
How do I mess up my eyes, man?
We're pretty nearly at 9-m-cream.
Yeah, let's make some bookires before anything.
Yeah.
Okay, then we gotta find our board.
I'm in a fucking elo free fall and it's pissing me off
Mad lol cow disease
Why is this new what is up? What's going on with a ninja brain bot?
Eat your blind cords minus 553 are not in any ring you need to go down 0.0% chance of a 400 block ball like what?
Yep. Yep. It's gonna be that way. Yep. What's this ninja brain bot doing?
Remember eat a piece of bread and put the gold carrots in your off-hand.
Oh, you copied chords in another mix.
There it is.
Like good comms, nerdy.
Wait, is he cooking glippy gloop?
I
But got tight there
What even is minecraft sparing anymore, what is this ninja bot program ninja brain bot is
Essentially using math
You're chill.
To...
Find the stronghold.
If you are curious about the math,
you can read this paper.
I'm not gonna pretend like I understand what any of this shit means.
Um...
But this is the math.
Yeah, I think it's the right.
How do I zoom out of this fucking page?
Like what the fuck, what is this, bro?
There we go.
Nice.
I could not explain this to you.
But this is how it works.
Let's just line the bottom here.
No blaze bed.
So there you go.
Loving the skin.
Thank you man.
old one that just happens to work again because I have one here yeah it's a
soft portrait a little bit thanks where that speed on stream it's just trig yeah
I mean that's essentially what it is I'm not my proudest moment why because you
know super tf what's my new house it's going to shut you sure they're my 200
pound days my face when my keyboard breaks while I'm losing to Ludwig in
minecraft
god you just know Tim is like fucking kicking his feet bro
like you just know Tim is fucking like
whatever bro
the gif of the anime girl where she's in fucking, she's in bed on her phone and she starts giggling and like she rolls over and her feet are kicking back and forth
that's literally Tim bro
i just know that's what he's doing
you have shears too so we got any sheep on blind we can shear them
really feeling like you can
i think we can find a library to get strength
absolutely new to me
but i think you're comfortable here no matter what
No bro he's not actually mad okay it's just a bit for the fucking content okay
he's not mad I don't think he I don't think he gives a shit to be honest with
you I don't think he gives a shit
Where's the string? Where's the string?
No, the fire field burned it!
You can just full craft the string there too.
He's going to slide you out with his boys and they're going to be like,
He's gonna slime you out with his boys next Ireland watch your back slime I get it
that time when you go out I think look you go up die because they're still the
bastard
Why is this his overlay bro?
That's minus two.
50%
Side a little bit.
That's twice. Very nice.
That's minus eight.
my face in my cuba right so
far
so let's grab those eyes
let's look around a little bit for sheep real quick
have a little bit of time here it looks like they haven't gotten to the fort yet so
a little bit of breathing room in the splits
this seems like a troll i would just go back and kill him in the blaze
Oh he wants string never mind
It's just what's so crazy like watching top-level fucking
Minecraft runners how fast a decision-making is on every fucking part of the run. It's just like
It's so hard man. Okay, so the shit that they do
I
Don't know how to fucking like how do you get to that point three? What?
340 which is
You look like top level of watch bro watch is so easy
It's such a lot of games. It's not even hard
40 minus 42 very nice
Because you played it for a decade
I guess
Top level MCSR top level Tekken, you know, it's funny. I feel like the um, I don't know how to explain it
Like the point in both games where
The point in both games
Where you have to actually like
Lock in and start learning shit is like roughly the same. Does that make sense?
Like once you get to around like blue ranks in Tekken you're gonna start like consistently losing to shit if you don't
Actively try and learn about it. I think it's the same thing in
Minecraft be running to like once you get to I don't even know maybe like
Iron or gold you're gonna like consistently lose
until you start learning stuff
I think it took the same the same skill level
there's four beds
but you can hit a four bed
only two not three not three
me when I consistently lose because my six coach posse isn't there to back me
We have four beds and then I can make a boat but I can't do anything.
I don't think you said a safety bed here.
Four beds, two anchor?
I think you just send it.
I'm gonna lose.
I'm gonna hit this.
Let's make that anchor as it leads.
I think I need a fire rise.
We'll launch to the first one right there.
Just a little shout out.
This time with a little fire rise addition.
If you want to, you can take off your boots
because you don't need soul speed anymore.
Um, make it this, make it this, and then get, so, you need to get another solid block.
Yep.
Alright, just right.
Yeah, you're good.
Yeah, great, great.
Um, and then, just do like, hold up, and then, run the other side as well.
Oh, we set up the pre-ankers?
I don't do this.
Charge them, charge them.
I don't really like the pre I don't know pre anchors is kind of I don't like it. I just hate it
It's good not for me
Remember anchors first it's the perch it's the first
Right side he's lost I
I can't see the dragon help. He's not gonna do it. Oh
That's not enough
Oh my god, I'm sorry, no.
No, we didn't lose.
Hey, hey, we didn't lose.
We're going to have to break.
We're going to have to break.
All the first ones are going around.
We're going to have to move.
We're good.
Oh my god.
He's on the boat.
He first before parling.
There's some rough beds.
It's OK.
It's flits on you.
What?
Okay, low key might have trolled this one boys
It's all we ever wanted
Ever ice-filled in you just get back there
Alright, should I go direct
Never give up check to finish the B shit
What are we currently sending his keyboard to Hiragana as we speak?
Oh my fucking god bro!
Bro, this is what I'm talking about.
I swear pre anchors make it like if you didn't cheat, I swear it fucks up the timing because you're setting it like a block higher than you
What are your beds? I fucking hate it
It's it's different timing
Oh my god, Tim
No, I think there's terrain to it because they got to the Bastion can we go up can we go up here
Yeah, there's got to be a train up here. Yeah
Oh my god, oh god, push the baby hog on yeah good
Yeah, I mean, it's on the way.
Why did Tim pin that?
But anyways, I just, I don't know, it's different timing.
Someone asked what's pre-ankers, so you can use respawn anchors like you can beds in the
end where if you try to use them they blow up and you can kill the dragon with that.
What he was doing was he was setting them up before the dragon started the perch and so when you do that you like build up on both sides
To put the anchor up like one block above
Where the beds are and I hate it me personally I hate it because
The timing is different
He was also on the wrong side of the perch
but
He still could have killed it, but even then I don't know
He can still win
There's no hog on the bridge. We can try to take a little bit of our time here to get there
have you chosen a skin for love yet
Oh, he's a phone and got eyespied.
That's good.
Go Ludwig! Go Ludwig!
Oh my god, it's so far though.
and get some wood to your right.
Wait, he's gonna go like
240 blocks.
Never quit Che!
Okay, let's go.
of food or hunger they say look Viggy's automatic but that's because he's got no clutch but that
might be kind of tough don't I just bought off yeah yeah i mean his opponent is still
340 so just kind of a straight line literally a straight line
Monka ass
I would I would maybe tell him to pick up some of these mushrooms that he's walking past but
Grab more wood on the way break this tree in front of us
Oh man, if humanly possible I'd like to find a library because I need you I need you to
reset your help somehow that's why I said the mushrooms minus 340 straight so we're
gonna need to figure out some acrobatics here the bridge across you can go down to the magma
On the side that'll be too many blocks right in front of you that way. Yeah
But now
You have to go back to the right. Yeah, yeah, it's not enough blocks. You need more blocks
Slabs make slabs
Someone get the slabs call make slabs
Slabs
You can make it into slabs. Yes, don't be you calm from the coach
No that's better, that's better.
Oh my god.
If you need blocks, there's gravel.
Oh my god.
This guy just made pressure point.
Why is there a penis gravel?
Ideally, I'm trying to put some food in here.
Like what is going on, man?
Let's just get blocks.
That works.
How did bro he played really well in that second seed I can't lie man
I
His opponent's still in the stronghold
Oh my god, why did this guy make fucking pressure plates, man?
If you eat the brown mushrooms earlier, why didn't he pick those up?
Oh my god, this gravel is gonna fall. I can just feel it. Thank god
I just I thought it was a land the gravel and it was gonna fucking update and he was just gonna fall
You're doing great man. Just keep going
for you this is beast mode all right where do i go boys straight in and bow
straight in that's a lot of mobs straight into the air this way that's a
lot of mobs though
Top right here top right here
Okay, remember, I actually don't have it's nice apples
He actually is gonna win maybe let's go
We never gave up no matter what boys we never gave up in we're locked in we didn't even mope
We didn't even mope winter loose. We didn't even mope smart you say run
Hopefully a dad at the way bottom. We're all my shit. He's like accessible you did you felt
Don
Yes, yes, yes, yeah
I
Can make one bed food ASAP golden carrot as soon as you can
Put the helmet on the golden carrot
And then Brad you need to press you press don't work with that right immediately
Just wait a little bit. Let's start shooting crystals, baby
Try not to broke you really don't have what you would at all
I
Here it is
44
You see your shots
And a little higher
I
Want to get the cage ones
Oh my god
Oh
Fuck glippy gloop and to the end
I see you're here this is the last one yeah hit that you missed it
fucking piece of shit
dude look at that in a minute what happened
another dragon
bang
eat the bread
oh my god
holy fuck
Big bed craft.
I guess that's fine, but you're going to per-
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Alright, we're just shooting the dragon, remember?
Okay, I might be able to get an expert.
remember? Okay, I might be able to get an expert, so I get enough arrows in.
W aim? BANG! Stand away from the fountain? Yeah, go.
He actually could get an expert, one in good bed and... That might touch. Just be careful
if it does perch shit. That's a perch, yeah? That's a perch, perch,
I
Not a bad bed
You have to shoot like maybe one or two arrows I think
What are you aiming at no way one more one more
Juke, holy fuck, ankles?
Don't run in the fire, dumbass!
Sorry, it was me, I didn't mean that.
One more!
I'm out.
Are you out?
Oh my gosh.
I'm deadass out.
Okay, we're waiting for the first, waiting for the first, waiting for the first.
I'm deadass out.
Dude, grab an arrow!
Grab an arrow!
Grab an arrow!
Grab an arrow!
On the side of the wall, you have to go run up and grab it.
Oh my god.
Hero arrow.
You got it!
Please, please!
You got it!
Please!
Fuck this!
PUSH!
Dude! Dude! Don't go on the spot!
You just shoot it!
YES!
Please! Please! Please! Please!
Oh my god! Please!
Please!
OH MY GOD!
YES!
Holy shit!
There's just no way.
There's just no way.
There's actually no fucking way.
What a fucking war we waged today.
There's actually just no way.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
I cannot believe this shit.
That was insane.
What a fight, bro. That shit was cinema.
Oh
It's fun, dude
Did you troll was that a troll on the perch though? What with the first one? Yes?
No, I mean it I think it's just brazen to go for like I think it was just a perch
I wasn't ready for I purled in and I'm not used to an anger setup
So I should just wait for a second perch it was a troll going for it like
You after the first one this is not gonna hit but I committed
Yeah
But I don't know something my heart at hearts, bro. I I would never change the way this match went a million opportunities
Yeah, that's I mean that's just all
Heart there, bro
Racing nerdy best call of the year right there with that fucking hero arrow
That is unbelievable
Wow what I miss don't just don't even don't even fucking just don't even it
I don't
I'm gonna go pee
Swords.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Sorry, music overlapped.
I wonder if any of my coaches saw it.
I wonder if Booth first saw that shit.
Everyone's needed a disc brush, so I'm needed, but...
God, that was so fucking good.
What a match, I know.
I am the match after the next one.
I think.
Why is that sheep outshilling me?
Bro, I gotta figure out what's going on with my fucking ninja brain.
Maybe it's just a me issue, brain issue? I don't know.
Like, is that all it is?
Skill issue?
If bro loving is not gonna come back and fucking beat me can we chill for a sec
Go left eight blocks
Okay, so that should be good
Slash teleport or just slash locate stronghold. It should be right
Perfect off by four block. Why is it off by four blocks? Does anybody explain that?
That's fine
Excuse me.
What?
Okay, now the fucking game is wrong or what?
Eight...
Let's just try this.
1836.
Oh wait a minute, does the chords the game give you not starter staircase chords?
Oh, what the fuck, I didn't know that.
That's fucking goofy.
Wait, WNAV?
Hit the zero bro I can't like I don't know how to hit a zero like if I had to try based
on what I've seen, I need Netherbrick, I need Bed, I give up, I'm not gonna try. Like anchors,
Stone obsidian
At least try
like what I don't have to go like up here I need to go like 95 I think what if
you're above 95
I'm so high. I'm so fucking high up.
Huh fudge should I do another warm-up run or should I?
I don't know
Yes, so you can mess up the chords again and lose confidence.
Pre-emptive, not a bad shout.
If you get stable, just let this match know, but I'm fine.
Okay, and let me just go wait
No game renderer level entities, yeah, this is right
I
Kind of like that mid spike maybe we just go down like mid
You can
If we go down and then like
Okay
Hitboxes are off settings are fine
Okay, so it's just it's just one of these it's just one of the emerald
Wait, I think down to the right?
Maybe?
BANG!
Hold on.
There it is.
Emerald.
any diamonds
the health
and i'm gonna kind of chill now
Oh, shit, there we go.
The box is off.
And then we go tip-top mode
Oh
I kind of like that I think do I like that actually what is that?
That's all spikes somewhere
We sent ninja brain bot W fucking
W fat from you. I
I swear, I like it like here.
Maybe top left?
And then...
Maybe...
What if I had to like sneak over here?
Yeah! Hold on!
Wait guys, maybe I can get it.
Maybe I know what I'm doing.
And then what is it? It's tick level blocks? No.
Entities block. Okay, I know how to do it.
Smart GL2P channel.
Fucking Silverfish.
One more.
Witness me.
You want to see greatness in action? Check me out.
The box is off.
Um...
Beto...
I have no clue.
Maybe over here, I guess?
Just to the right, I guess?
Creeper.
Creeper
I don't think so
This does not seem right
Yeah, but like sometimes if I don't get an obvious spike, I feel like I'm just kind of fried. Let's go back
Um
What about the run-up-down mid-strat?
Does that ever fail?
Does run-up-down mid ever fail?
Guys!
Run-up-down mid never fucking fails, by the way.
Like taking a rock and rock paper scissors it always wins.
to the
to the nether exit split
hello hello
hey I played two runs and my uh I fucked up an ingebrain brought both times I'm not really sure why
I kind of isn't a little scary
were you moving or desync?
I might have been but I feel like I stopped moving
I mean, this should be fine, probably.
Shit, uh, that seems good.
Let me go right five blocks.
I shot on my face.
I haven't moved.
Yep.
That seems good.
100%.
Then we're gonna do...
I mean, look through the me.
Lash locate
Strong hold oh
I did it. Yeah. Yeah, I did it. It's easy. I'm not chopped
I'm not chopped
Have you been wrong? Did you see that love it? Tell me you saw that I know that I I watched I was watching
Tell me bro. There's something wrong with that guy. I think I
I
Have something ever might like TV or something girl
Is he on a crazy run?
He's sub seven four enter what the fuck or that's what they were saying
But he's not in the four and seven minutes. I'm confused now. Oh
No, I'm entered the four. Oh wait wait. Oh
different fortresses
the heck
I'm not seeing a spike, erm...
What do you think you don't get a spike in like the starter?
Oh, what are you doing here now for Piantiff?
Yeah.
It's like, okay, you check the hidden rooms first.
Okay, so hidden rooms here?
Yeah, so I would walk in there and just re-scan like where you are now.
And be a bit more like slow with it, you're kind of like skipping over something, like
yeah slower and then spam more, yeah.
And then that's kind of like the whole idea, or hitboxes off.
Yep.
Hmm, it could be down with that wood door as you're aiming.
I think if this is a staircase I would check it.
Okay.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Like if I just be lower and we're not like picking it up, like you could even like, if
you go down a few rooms and you're like, oh, I don't see, you could reskin here.
Oh, that was interesting.
Like when you're looking through the iron door, you want to make sure you're not hovering
blocks ideally.
Like you're kind of like, like you're, when there's like the outliner on the block, you
want to like back up a bit.
Just because it can mess with stuff.
Like, you got something towards that iron ore.
I saw like a big green spike or whatever.
Yeah, you can check it.
Fuck it, send it.
Anyways, not here then.
I don't think it's down here at all.
I would just go back, honestly.
What about like?
Thought that you just don't get spikes for a few reasons.
Sometimes it could be mob.
Sometimes it could be-
Ass game.
Chunk calling.
Sometimes it could be like, it could be those a million reasons
that you get fucked.
Help me!
Just go around that mid
Yeah, go back fuck it. Send it down mid strat. Lulia's never failed by the way
There's another option hold it's either to the right, which is we didn't really see you or it's oh yeah
There's two more hidden rooms in this fucking room. Yeah, it's it's it's very likely
Like yeah, get on here and either look for it if you don't see it you can re-scan here
I don't know if it's a little too far, I don't know, like in this like four-way room, like
do it, pop a little scanning.
If you're really acting anything here, then maybe it's the other hidden in that fucking
bed.
Like what is this shit, bro?
I mean some front holds are just fucking bullshit.
I was playing like a few ranked games just now and every other front hold is just a little
I want to say I won more than I lost I don't know what my rate my let's find out
Let's see I went four and four and I'm not even I saw here
There's no you. Yeah, so it was just called behind the other and like this is our stronghold honestly
I lost this match Ludwig did oh jeez
if Bo has a wither skull on his head let's kind of heat no is he
I
See
The evos evos missing a little well, what up big Z
He just like you for real making mess up his eyes
He's he's thrown like I feel like so many eyes. Oh, you have to man. It's fucked up
He's finally leaving there
And not not a great you can win this that'd be big for you
I think if not because if you win your match now, and then you would you would you have to go against whoever wins between
S.O. and nominal gravy which are like honestly the two other best players. It's like
So you're saying nominal weaker competition
That's on that's a my that's a my head telling me yeah, FB is kind of a demon. All right. Here's the plan
We don't ban BT
We ban shipwreck and we ban village and force DT.
Shipwreck is cringe.
We force DT, BT or Ruin Portal.
Thoughts on that?
I'm thinking, thinking, wait in this match that you're playing right now?
But yeah, the next match, yeah why not?
Yeah, yeah.
I think your opponent would really like village so if you ban that, that's good.
Yeah, I'm banning village.
your second band is up to you honestly just like whatever I just wasn't watching
this match I'm just not showing fucking stream like a chud
oh my god nominal's been struggling with the nav oh my god I thought nabbed it
better oh shit
my bg might be a geege
Unless he dies
I mean, yeah, Gravy's gonna need some fucking good perch RNG now. Yeah
Like actually the God perch Gravy's gonna need
oh my god how many beds do they have I don't even know oh not that many they could choke
yeah it's possible I have some anchors I would I think but they only find beds each
now perch chance is not the same for both perch chance is purely random
sometimes it can be the same like if you like let's say you both players enter
the end and they both do half bow and they shoot the exact same amount of
crystals
that's like the only time it's the same
otherwise like any other situation it's random
i think
Wait, Graves in the Perch!
Oh, it looks so good.
Oh my god.
This is crazy.
They're both kind of getting, well, Evo specifically is getting fucked on this perch, but...
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's trolling.
The fucking dragon is trolling.
I think Evo's three minute timer's gonna kick in soon, no?
Yeah.
Oh, he's so far from the fucking fountain, no.
Oh, oh my god, I feel like I did it.
Nope.
No.
Brother Dragon is such a troll.
Oh my god, no, oh my god, no, oh my god, no.
Oh my god no way.
No I'm not going to let the luck to your perch.
Please don't choke.
No way.
Bang.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's so big for you honestly.
Oh my god that's so close.
That's so unlucky for a bow that is unlucky. He was in earlier. Yeah
That's fucking crazy
Yeah, what a match
At Oliver can we fix this over
Oliver!
Oh, Oliver!
Alright, I'm gonna go pee and I'll be back and then we can...
Alrighty bro, go pee-pee.
That was fucking crazy.
It's just Perch RNG, yup.
These are brain bot reset, love you gums.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so fucking scared.
Let's do stables, shall we?
How stable is this so fucking stupid?
Can you lock in guys?
Chill on me. I got this
Chill on me everyone
Matthew the scheduled to leasy. Oh, no, you can't be saying shit like that and expect to talk a band
What do they say?
They want us in.
They want us in.
I'm on that one.
I'm on that one.
I'm on that one.
I'm on that one.
I'm on that one.
I'm on that one.
I'm on that one.
Hello?
Hello, hello, hello.
What's up?
What up?
We're just waiting for juicy and curryway and we'll get you guys as bints.
Sounds fantastic.
Don't worry guys, he's got his lucky cable.
My fellow S-Fan members, Ludwig propaganda is at their all time high.
If 264 says Superhat to cheat to beat Ludwig, do not fall for it.
You think critically S-Fan would waste their one free reset on Ludwig.
Get one by Jax away from me.
True.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Smart.
Super, super.
58.
Put him in the appreciate.
It's cool.
Hi!
Hello!
How's it going?
I am doing great oh I bet you are long yeah yeah yeah k4 yeah oh you got a
in the voice channel
The name calculator guy
Hey, was there anyone in this tournament that you haven't coached?
No.
Okay.
Wow, that's crazy.
Just a second.
All right, guys.
You guys know who this works for again.
Head or tails?
Heads!
Tails.
I am 0 for 5 on these in this tournament.
I am 0 for 2, so it's going to be tails again.
All right.
Wait.
Super.
I said heads.
Heads, okay.
I said heads.
Heads, okay.
I said heads.
Heads, okay.
I said heads.
I said heads.
Heads, okay.
I said heads.
I said heads.
Heads, okay.
It's head.
Yes!
Oh my god.
I can't believe it.
Maybe they need every advantage they can get.
I'm banning shipwreck.
You're banning first?
I'm banning second.
I've changed my mind.
Oh no.
Are you alive?
No, that's fine.
Alright, Jussie, who are you banning first?
We will banning village.
I'm banning...
Shiffrack.
Okay, good.
We ban the run portal.
Okay.
Run portal is your secret.
And I will...
So what's left?
DT and...
Desert Temple with a fairy treasure.
Fairy treasure.
It's pretty good against Ludwig, no?
That was pretty good.
Hey, what is this like? What is this thing?
Hey what is this setup that you got going on?
It's the draft!
What do you mean?
You got the final pick, just pick what you want!
You're fighting seeds, that's you.
Let's play!
They can't be that deep, man.
Bro, every time K4 opens his mouth I just frown, I want you to know that.
I actually frown.
I hang over you like that man, I'm intimidating.
Let's go, let's go, let's go DT, let's go DT, let's go DT, Desert Treasure.
We're gonna watch out man.
Wait, band DT?
No, let's go DT.
We're going to, we're going to DT.
So band DT.
Okay, okay.
And we're going to DT.
Band DT, pick DT.
All right, perfect.
If you lose that's just a bad look for you man.
Code is in the pre-match VC chat thing, you guys already know that and yeah good, you're
VC's and good luck.
Hope you have another season.
Good luck, good luck.
I don't think the old thanks bad loss work a second time
Well, let me go pure quick actually hold on pee pee time
Pee pee time super peas like ten times a day is everything okay, I didn't yeah, I mean it's the adrenaline bro
Sometimes sometimes you just gotta let it loose like I when I play an event. I feel like I pee like three times in event
Really?
Yeah, no, I don't know. I think I drink abnormally high amounts of water, I think when I play events, and then it just makes me pee more or something.
That makes sense.
I don't know.
I have to take a shit before Super Smash today, so that makes sense.
You think it tells you to change this pie chart back into settings because we know where I'm temple?
Oh, we're on temple. Yeah, we're on temple. It was in temple and BT and he he felt intimidated and he picked temple
I've drained the bladder
on the back
They share your screen. Yeah
Do you want to change your your standard settings back?
Yeah
This is W com so we go mod config standard settings all the way down
20, 500, for pie chart, like glee everything, and you only do rig.tick.level.entities.block.entities.
All right, yep.
On the lobes, we got this.
On the lobes, I agree.
There's some innovation where we're changing our standard settings depending on the seat type
Actually, it's actually good for turnings. No, no keys is like innovative. I don't know
They don't want to they don't want to accept my request or what
Nope
What is this now? Oh, can you I forgot this is I can you move your cam like a little bit lower? Oh
Oh, so I can really this for chords. Yeah, just like so I could see like it's like just a bit more. Yeah, that that should be fine
The different fucking
I thought I heard myself been accepted
I'm all tabbed though. I can't see
starting soon oh my god oh my god nails nails yo by the way fruit you're like
at the bottom of the coaches bracket with super nice to win us points that's okay
that's okay bro I've lost like a hundred you know this is so bad what am I gonna
do some meteor crater strats or what
Yeah, it's a meteor crater, if we don't see any gravel like nearby, we could rip a meteor crater.
Wait, you're actually just blowing a hole in the ground for gravel?
Cause he's talking to us.
Alright, someone's talking about meteor craters.
What did you teach him, Fineberg? What is this?
What did he look out and want to know what info did super
Instead of crater you could have taught him the TNT cannon for two trees because TNT cannon sometimes open
I locked in as long as I don't like it
Yeah, don't ince also
I'd rather you just grab all the TNT and then like like not break the temple like don't try to do it fast
You know what I mean, but I kind of like doing it fast. This seems like a second
True
The last match that played I shall we
Shall we just break this one down?
Yeah.
Avoid the pillager tower.
It could be iron in there though.
True.
No.
Stop that.
Stop.
Alright.
You have to survive.
You're getting a job there.
I'll grab olden.
I'll grab olden.
I'll gravel dude. I'll gravel meteor crater
Don't need your crater like until you confirm this like no gravel
Yeah, go towards the ocean that's where you're gonna get your gravel 100%
You see these like two trees like right in front of you. Yep. Go try it
You can try to tnt in between them if they look too far go further up those two other trees are closer
I mean, there's a way before the four word
And this is like yeah, you can like legit go straight to the ocean
Yeah
Yeah
This is perfectly fine
Just go you know deep in the ocean. There'll be some like just jump in and you know
We're gonna make yeah, you can just mine with a shovel
All iron tools pretty much yeah iron all iron tools
Okay
Bucket and
Boat and one two three and I need a flint and what do I just do trolling?
Yeah, that's fine. That's not worth pulling these like there's only like eight
If you don't get it, you can just you can just put the other later Oliver. Let's have a talk you and I
Let's just get rid of you you you split string grab your crafting table. Oh, I didn't grab a shit. Oh, good news gracious
And then let's just go.
Are you going to grab the water?
I don't look at it as well.
One bucket.
Give any extra food besides this?
No. I have one apple.
One apple, I got.
I could find one and get some animals.
We could send this food.
This is fine.
You have a lava pool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's in the basement.
Oh, no, it's a desert.
Yeah, it's a desert.
Yeah, it's a desert.
Oh, I thought it was way for the right one.
No, it should be like right, literally like right here.
Right here.
Yeah.
Nice.
Boomski.
Like that.
Innovative.
Ghostbucket classic.
And then you break these, and then like when you're done your portal, you can off-hand
your gravel and just get in there and start.
So let's go gambling.
Oh, okay.
This is unique, but we'll do this.
I mean, that works. I thought this way.
There you go. That's fast.
That's fast.
Did I get crap? What the fuck?
We'll travel through here.
There, there, there.
Unbelievable. Get your lava bucket.
Yo, this is a hogs.
Now, let's see. Once you...
Yeah, nice. That was more common.
Yeah, yeah, oh
What the fuck um, uh, you can just go to the bottom. Yeah, you know, no bottom terrain. I think this is fine
Bottom's fine bottom just leads to it. Yeah, there's just a like fully just connects to it
So that's stables. You can just you know the bottom stables chests you can grab gold armor there at the bottom of the staircase
It's just like the one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Get the gap on your bar, honestly, in case you, like, just, just, like, you're just in the way it's like.
I kind of fucking hate stables.
Yeah, you're...
Not that chest. Not that chest.
You can run through them and then jump cross. Yeah.
And build up in the corner too. Build up in the corner too, that's fine.
Oh, that's clean. That's clean.
Oh, that's clean. No, that's not.
I'm just like the most like stressful option
I've never seen
get yo gold twin you actually dug down the right block yeah I'm locked in if
rude question do we want to leave to the top or do we assume that the top is
buried we use the eye for like it's a video I think we just need to the
middle surely yeah if we don't get obvi there we want to check for a bad gap
chest on the other gap or yeah we'll see we'll see what we'll see what the chest
haven't store we'll see if there's a triple I like the idea that the double
Double good. What if I just built up like oh, that's
Yeah, yeah after yeah, we trade first and then figure out your your I mean he's got like tons of bull
I know I like this. I like this. I want you to get your pearls first though like at least one pearl so you can
You go up sure sure I got like
My coaches are counter-calling!
Oh my god!
No pearls!
Oh you have no
bigs I see
Yeah that's what I'm trying to say bruh
I thought we had my bag
No that's just
Clear comes!
You just passed the AFK for like 2 minutes
Just empty your inventory
What's the kicker to that?
Oh we got pearls W
Wait, I don't need all this honestly. It's up you
Let's just go up
This is fine just go up like this. Yeah, it's just this is fine
For my goal positive you're like
Yeah, you're you're like your punches into the Bastion. So I don't even stress like micro speed here
Go for a safe dig like yep, very it's starting to like get mulled
Get the string, get the arrows.
Dude, this game fucking sucks.
We'll check our trades and then like, yeah, go check your trades now, and then we'll make a play on the way back, honestly.
This isn't a little sketch, but I'll just check it out.
Yeah, I like the little big down here, this is fun.
It's fucking sketchy as I like it, why?
On life don't dig too much. Okay good. Okay
epic
We call it epic strategies. Sixty Dobby. Split ear, split ear pearls in the ring. Oh, 16 is really good. Okay, well we'll check Kessler.
We only have 10 pearls. Oh, what?
We do have the gap gold. We can literally build back up the way we can. Yeah, do I go to the other gap or what?
Okay, yeah, sure, I guess.
No fucking pearls. Does he know gap gold?
Oh, check if this is a good gap, actually.
Yeah, we just commit to this, because this works.
Yeah, I get all of the pearls, and you have to dip, dip, dip, dip.
And this is like the, we got lucky play, I like this.
Boom.
This is W.
Empty a slot.
There you go.
No, this is perfect.
We'll give us everything we need.
Take the pearls, by the way.
Is that like raising a lot to you?
No, that's bad. That's that's really long. That's like insane. Oh my god. Generator generating
So if we're just a south of Bastion, I'm just pretty sure positive
I assume a south
Yeah, so this is actually the perfect gas run.
Okay, so split pearls, split pearls, and then get rid of some bullshit.
I don't need that, I don't need that, I don't need that, I don't need that.
I think I'm just waiting for one more string and one more pearls.
Yeah, maybe.
Probably fine.
String, you could just take it safe and wait for one more string trade and just leave.
Yep.
Oh, you can like...
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
There's not getting strings in here, but...
I like that.
No, you can chill there.
I like this.
Let me see that one more string trade where we're just bouncing. If you don't get one then I'll let you all just hang in.
Okay, whatever, fine. Fuck it.
You can leave through the backs behind you like there was an opening.
Not here though. Yeah, like, I mean this works now? Yeah.
Yeah, we see the four like straight to the right.
Yes, I go forward and right and you'll see it.
You will see it.
Yep.
Let's just eat, I guess.
We're gonna block Fudge going. That's just ugly.
That goes into lava. Oh, I mean not bad.
Just build up. You just gravel.
Be careful when closing in on the top in case something happens.
Can you F5 while you're doing this? In case there's a weather?
your children
Yeah, yeah, there you go
Limited food you can kill the straight first on its late to your left
It's good. Just gonna be into that. It's motherfucker. Yeah pussy. Oh
Just go to the spawner
You
for your team you go back to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Max win.
What the fuck?
Yeah, there you go.
Oh yeah.
No, this works.
This works.
Boom ski.
Gonna double eat here.
Oh my god!
Use the time to build your platform.
Use it because it just spawned.
This is like the best time to build now.
You can even go two or three in the back just to be safe.
Yeah, go three.
I think three is pretty good.
Yeah.
Now it should be a bit on edge here,
because they could spawn any moment and try to hit you off.
So just kind of think about it.
This is good.
Yeah, I guess I should start building my bags, my anchors,
my old holes.
Yeah.
I'm putting my rods all of a sudden.
I'm going.
Holy shit.
You can leave, you can leave that suck, you're gone.
Workout.
What the fuck?
I have like infinite obbies, so...
Well that's actually a max win on my fucking rates, no?
Let's, uh, you know what, let's just do this.
Make sure you don't use your brain as a reset by the way.
It is.
Put W call.
What if I just slap, do I think about this?
Yeah, I like that. I like that.
Let's give it to it.
Oh, kill this guy.
Come on, please.
You play here like this, and then we will look like a few blocks easier wood. It's fine
And then we'll do this what the fuck
Yeah, this is good you can
Let write for blocks, I guess we'll jump over and build yeah careful zombies and shit
Don't move.
Okay.
Uh, just build up, build up, build up.
Build up another like two.
Yeah, you're good.
I know I'm broke.
But.
It's fine.
Just need to get one eye.
That's perfect actually.
Yup.
Just go get one of your eyes.
And there's only one to your left.
I can get any of them.
Yeah, get that one then.
Wait, no fall damage too.
Wait, I'm fucking.
Oh my god
121 which is this way yeah
I guess on top of here
I like that.
Throw one.
That's fun.
You still need a right.
Take this!
Yeah, go to the right.
To the right.
Okay.
This works.
Yeah, no, it works.
There was just like a lot of lava here.
It's like very funny.
You can just fucking, all through the river.
Yeah, just toss them through all four walls.
What if I just chuck a fucking pearl deep down?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoop!
There's just like four here.
That might legit land on chords, by the way.
Oh my God!
Yeah, I know!
You've got the same thing, soul sand.
Yeah.
That was literally right on the boards. What the fuck you're going to like straightforward where you're facing
Yeah, like blocks like 11 blocks
Until you
Yeah
Here
You're off by a block
It's fine. Yeah, you will just stand that you should snap to it. That's fine. Just come up to this
Stand in the back part of your portal so move forward. Yeah
Yeah
Just confirm confirm by going up
Technically, okay good. No, it's good. It's good. I have to do settings. Yeah, settings
Yeah
Pi Pi level game under level entities and then
Maybe that wait
Try to follow that because I think yeah, there might have been iron bars that actually like
Were just like visible through the glitch where we're loading in unless I'm tripping
And it could be this you could you could check it and turn like instantly once it's yeah, okay
I'd like to go back to that like spawn four-way that you went in, wherever your melliforce is, and then to your left here?
If it's not through this, then maybe Wooden Door.
Check out Wooden Door.
Yeah, Wooden Door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me that stick here.
Give me that stick here.
Give me that stick here.
No, no, no.
I don't think so.
Yeah, that's correct.
You know what?
What if we just do the classic and run it down mid?
Oh, hitboxes were on.
Ooh.
Oh wait, scanned in this room, scanned in this room then, and then, oh this is fine.
I did not realize that.
Going through the four-way and scan.
Yep, scanned in here.
Could have been that.
What if we run it down mid actually?
Yeah, run it down mid strat, never fails.
Actual classic.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Oh this like turns that in on itself.
It could be here, it could be down the staircase.
Technically like the starter could be underneath.
Technically, like the start is under you see that blank with like cobblestone up top as well. Maybe go towards that
Maybe that four-way
Yeah, check this first
What the fuck am I looking at?
They'll have to deal with this as well
I go up there
What is happening
I would, if it's not here, I would come in back all the way back, honestly.
Surely it just has to be...
So it's not down there. I wouldn't even bother.
This is not back again though.
Okay. Go up this thing.
And then maybe... let's see if there's like,
anything we missed in Starter, I don't think so.
Back in this four-way.
Like what if we not like full explore like top left. Oh, that's nice. This is nice.
Wow. What? Oh, that's so big. What the fuck is happening, bro? Check through this wood door
and then down and just check it out. No, this is a joke. What is happening? It's right.
explode you guys I would get back I don't think it's this
what the fuck is this shit
nah this is fucking disgusting
you can fire us now in case some bullshit happens
you know that on your bar already
yep
like I get like check this four way
and then maybe down the stairs behind you and then I would just get back to start her again
like check this game
what is this man
it's not here to start her again
okay
okay I'm lucky
All the way back, all the way back to the floor way.
I don't know where the fuck is going on man!
See this looks like legit torture.
Okay, so spray is a library crash and you can double check.
Like this is a library insta.
Oh no, maybe not.
Oh my god, it's annoying.
Oh my fucking god.
Blush, blush, blush, blush, blush.
That's actually annoying.
Yeah, use your bricks.
Jesus.
build up first like once you yeah once you set in this you around the time to set up
our anchors so you just use them in the ones like I don't like sitting up for you is that
weird like I actually needed that's that's base that's base how many acres oh my god
three
Yes, we're gonna find you and the one slot in your inventory
Yep, and then boom and look at the dragon here just in case it's in studying. Oh you got fireball. Okay nice
No audio is funny.
Just like, can't tell you.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm obviously not looking, I don't actually place it.
Yep, that breath could be a problem.
Like, can you F5 and look at the breath?
Nah, nah, it's fine.
Actually, it's directly in the...
It actually is not far at all.
But it'll go away in like, 10 seconds, right?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, it should be fine.
Unless it's first as now then.
It's it's it'll go away. It's gone. It's gone. I think it's gone. Yeah, cool
Do you want to do you want to drop your crying obby just yeah, I already got it already. Oh, oh, there you go
That's what we call Ludwig strats
Can you eat and then just
Yeah, get ready to pearl here. Just like pearl out.
Just get ready.
Okay, this is gonna have it.
And now like, we're, what was that?
That's right.
Bro, that's stronger. Just fucking sneak it, no?
No, that was the scare.
Yeah, but now we're should be chill because they should be in there for another minute at least.
You will guarantee to get a first.
Yeah, this is a first. Is it a first?
Look at it.
First, first, first.
Oh, nope.
Nope.
Me and I live.
Yeah, I'm gonna beat it up. My back.
Me when I lie.
Why do you need all that actually?
I don't know.
I really don't get to have a crafting bone.
I'm not used to it so I'm gonna do it.
Well like you even pick up a crossbow from the chest.
It's a lot of mentally that I don't even know of any that just had one.
Oh this actually might go in. Just get ready.
That's gotta be it, yep.
Yeah, it's totally gonna be it.
Boom. Like the side it goes.
Yep, that's first.
It's gonna make us last.
Oh my, did you fucking say it that way?
Yeah, I fucked up, but I got it.
I fucked up.
I fixed it, I fixed it.
It's so stressful to have the cam of the student as well,
because you see when they actually just like...
No.
I saw you, like, miss fucking...
Dude, I was like, nice.
Nice correction, bro. I cleaned out clean though. No, that's see that was fucking miserable at sea
But like you played a while. Yeah, I think you would have won the game
Before they got to the stronghold of the stronghold
I I thought it was an instant. Let's see my bad. I should have should double check. I thought it was an instant library
That's why I didn't go down there
No, I don't that's fine. That's valid. That's valid. I'm surprised you guys saw the cobweb through the door
I never like yeah, I had an inkling that it could have not been in the library
I was like, I don't know what else we've checked like an 80% of the fucking like options
So like I don't know it was just like let's try it
Well, I don't understand how we didn't get a spike for that that was wait let me go
That was like kind of just right down middle
Yeah
bro those fucking like disgusting broken strongholds are so gross no like what
is that shit yeah the worst part is that we have a ravine open that it's so
big it's so close but it's like actually not it's like yeah I don't know what
the problem is here wait oh my god it's literally just down to the right oh it's
so annoying yeah yeah like you should have gotten a spike I don't know what
than
Like could it be called through the like starting I don't know I know I
Thought like right here. I like that. I thought there was like in
I think it was big yet right like look at that like right there like that was like insta fucking library, but yeah, yeah
Yeah, it does it does
That's on me I could have been way faster if I wasn't chud
Let's know what it's like. I think that the the corners that fruit one of you to check were all correct
Wait, man, I'm gonna say the same that a strat if you take a while
Like if you if you enter the stronghold first and your opponent sees you haven't found it like three minutes
They're gonna go some fuck-ass direction instead of just running it down. Yeah, a lot of people do that. Yeah
But we counterstrike is rise actually like you stand and go the opposite side of the
Hello
What's up, how you feeling bro? What was that? Congrats for making it to the upper final. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, I don't know. I kind of I kind of grieved in the stronghold
I thought it was like not down mix. I thought it was an insta library, but then it wasn't
I don't know. It was kind of a troll for me, but found it. So not terrible
We just had a top down of the stronghold pulled up on the street. It's right there like a laverin
Yeah, it was chopped. It was the same was six ribs away. That felt like 12
No, there's no spike. There's no spike.
Well, look super how you feel about making it to the flipping upper bracket finals tomorrow. I feel I feel great actually I feel fantastic
Look personally, oh sorry, I get phenomenal gravy to get to that grand final
I actually I thought I was really nervous, but the more I played I think the more confident I've gotten so I think I I feel
Okay, well, is there any seeds you want to see in the grand finals if you get that top
seed in those choices?
Um, I'm like, I don't want to do BT again.
I had the chance, but I banned it.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm good.
BT's are kind of fun.
No, it's really fun to see because it like, it could change the trajectory of the whole
match.
It's actually lit.
I agree.
I think I did the fun.
I was kind of scared to do one against Ludwig, but then we already like gentlemen's agreement to it. So I was like, ah, let's just go.
You got to send that.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, look, best of luck tomorrow, bro.
Personally, you have my vote.
You have the John A. Seal of Approval, but that's just, you know, I don't want to be biased, but you got my approval.
All right.
That's all you need in life is the John A. Seal of Approval.
But look, we'll see you very soon.
Best of luck tomorrow, bro.
Thank you.
All right, see you later.
Bye.
Cool.
All right, good job.
So early is our match tomorrow.
I don't know yet.
Probably the first match, but if it's upper bracket,
I don't know.
Yeah, good luck with your.
Oh my god, I'm going to be like even earlier tomorrow, bro.
Oh my god, I can't, I can't do this.
Is grand finals always guaranteed to be the last game?
Because then if you wake up super early
and then you have to wait hours for the rest of the games
to be over.
Did you say our grand finals, say that again.
Did you just say our grand finals guaranteed to be last?
Is that what you just said?
You know what, yeah.
It's late, it's late.
I've been live for a long time.
It's very late.
Also low key, I think I need to stay muted a little bit longer
at least through the bastion.
I caused at least a minute of time
within the bastion today.
No, it's fine.
I could have clarified what I was trying to say earlier.
Like the only reason I wanted them to go up
is because of the big count.
I missed click, I missed clicks.
You did so good, man.
You did so good, I was in a struggle.
I know, that's a little tweaker, I struggle, it's okay.
Fucked up.
He's leaving immediately?
Yeah, he's going, I think he has to uh...
Yeah, missile is flying right?
Yeah.
Oh, right now.
I guess it's fault, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
He's fault is cooking, no?
Like, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that one.
How many dating moments is this?
No, this is crazy. What is this tech?
I think this is like bouncing on the bed and I get higher, so it's like every Yogi fly.
Can you try the pearl bed boosting?
See if we can pull that off in a game.
What is the pearl? What is that?
Like you throw a pearl and blow up a bed, right?
Throw a pearl?
Yeah, but you need to like build up a like a two block wide tall tower.
No, this is so funny.
Funny and a blow-up like throw the probe off the bed almost instantaneously pretty much
Yeah, yeah up in a straight line. I think it'd be made of anything by the way doesn't matter what you
Try it so what I do I build up to yeah, then a bit on top of it. Oh
Yeah, I'm the top of it on top of it. Yeah. Oh my god. It's so funky. You have one on your hop. Oh
I do so up to
then then yeah and then yeah and then you're basically like like go down I go
back down and your cursors close to the bed but not on it so you like kind of
throw yeah you lower your cursor and blow up the bed throw in and blow up like
that yeah I think it did in the replay it went out into the void though I'm
pretty sure oh where I see which way let's look at an actual world hold on
why are we doing what you just did it for a try that was awesome so we build
up the world yeah like you know when we threw the
bro into the lava right whatever yeah when we put that bro into the lava if we
had another 100 blocks this tech could be useful you know what I just don't
Okay, I'm gonna go bed
Rick
No, if someone knows this in mid-off, this is like this will be like a revolutionary day in history
Yeah, exactly imagine the freak out dude. All right, so
So we go yeah, try to pull like across a huge lot of like or something see if you can yeah, go down up here
And then yeah, there we go
Yeah, and then
this
Does it matter what way the bed's facing so this then flick it down immediately yeah pretty much
shit
Give it hi this
Okay, maybe it matters away the beds facing you don't have yeah, you don't you don't have to
Face like right on top of the bed. You can face to the side of the bed as well
like
Mate you want the pillow of the bed to be in the direction you want to go I guess
Wait you want the
It's like build up to you. Let's say you want to go the way you're facing
Yeah, you just build up to and then place the bed so that the pillow is like yeah
So just look down and yeah like that. Okay. I think that might work
And then blow up the bed immediately
yeah you might have to try that oh hell yes oh my god when you go in you see
the gavel or something like that apple I think it legit might be out of your
render I go go forward I think it landed while I was dead no it would have
tp'd your dead body i think
what maybe you're dead
okay take three
let's get a golden apple
bed
this is awesome
and then stone
and then we go
people are like asking you practicing and shit and it's like this is what we're doing
offer up the pearl
it's important
Okay, so throw in the bed?
Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
I hit the fucking ceiling, bro!
That's what you see, yeah, you can just make it pass the wall.
Wait, wait, now that I'm low, this is it.
Now that I'm low.
Now that I'm low.
You prowl back.
Mm.
Oh my.
Even like so um, yeah, like no words
Yeah, you might be like blowing it up. I take too early too early, so I can let it fly a minute
Yeah, me though, I've never done this I've seen people do though so throw it and then
Oh
Blocks that I go you can also try tried and purling if you've never tried that
What blocks that I just go
Holy fuck
120 blocks, I just went
No longer than 120 for sure
I'm sure I whip this out tomorrow.
No, dude.
No.
You actually whip this out and actually blow yourself up or something?
But how far would it be?
No, you could put that back in.
So I'm at, I'm at 100, we'll say.
Oh my God.
Yeah, a little bit too early.
Yeah, I guess if you just really I guess it gives up more. Yeah. Yeah. See what I'm like fly more. Okay. Okay. Hold on
We're getting it. We're good. This is good tech. This is good tech
If we get a god Apple in our game, I'm doing it. I don't care if I end up having up string. I'm ripping this shit
Like I want to leave we need to go 2000 blocks of stronghold and there's a big lava lake like why not, you know
We still have another life
You can stand further back a little bit so that you don't have to aim so close to the
bed.
Yeah, like this.
Like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's 100.
Yep.
Ah, too late.
Oh, I think that's still boosted.
That was like decent.
Yeah.
Why did the beds explode in Tended Game Mechanic when you're in the nether they explode?
Okay, why do I feel like this is just not worth it at all like am I just like losing it here?
This is just like it's not
By the time it takes to do this you could have already turned to pearls
We I
Think that was like I think it would yeah, that was good, but also not like perfect
So that was almost the same as a sprint for all
Yeah, why not just like sprint for a little bit. Let's just think better
You get so fucking far with that shit
Wait, but if I'm low on pearls if I low roll the pearls on the trade. Oh my god by the second
Yeah, I got the little pearls a lot of strength little heralds. What have a lot of beds?
And I got an apple that would that be so tough
Wait sprint jump and bed wait a minute
Sprint shot!
Would that put you in the explosion radius though because you lift up your hitbox kind
of?
But then, but then that's okay because what we do there, check this out, I already have
it cooked, I already have it cooked, don't even sweat it.
And then we go, let me get another dot out, golden apple.
So let me just eat like two of these.
It's not going to change anything though.
So, in that case, one, two, three, and then you see it, you see it?
Isn't that just gonna cause you to, okay, wait pause, I see it, no no I see it I think.
No I see it, I see the line.
I see it, I see the line.
Shit.
Um.
Pull straight up.
Yeah, there you go.
That's ingenuity right there.
Right back.
Okay.
Oh fuck off.
Oh my god, you're fine.
oh my god that was 130 blocks that's ingenuity wait from 238 to 360 yeah
wait guys is this is this tech that's like that's tech that's tech that's tech if
you can like get really clean at a setup where he's like one two three bang and
you're out that is like such time saving wait this might be tech so one two three
they're calling it the super brawl and then you just so we're not it'll be like
one like 375 ish
shit hold on reset I think this program line before than the other one oh
No faith only one try though. Here you go
Some call us the worst strata the summer wait, I might have to do it though. Did you my style points?
Like if I have a lead I have to go for it. No, I come on. Yeah, I mean winners finals. It's not the grand finals
because if you win grand finals with this, that'll be a warrore
I'll tell you, you do it to get to the end fountain
you would go far back in the... I mean I did it like I think
Longy had this in his last video where he did this to get to the
back zero I think
okay so let's try this again, hold on
You could get TNT, Pearl.
Oh, that's fucking gone! That's so far!
Hey, 367?
Oh my god!
That's only 150, no?
That's crazy. That's 150, right?
Wait, how is that? That's tech! That's fucking tech!
Almost hit the...
Yo, that's tech, that's tech.
I
Holy shit, I think this is viable holy crap, and they said you couldn't like
Like they won't see anything better than Ludwig's game today, I don't think anybody said that actually I'll be honest
I do like his like green when he in macros
Oh
This is gonna be 375
Another 100 blocks
Solid that's all in a calm a hundred
Yeah, if we low roll pearls high roll beds, and then I just fucking like
Three bad I started as a TNT as well. Yeah, TNT's a four seconds timer
But you need multiple TNT to actually get a good
I'll keep it in the back pocket no like guarantee but if there is a oh my god
super pearl into a pearl hang wait a second wait a fucking second we're
home portal i see it i see it i see it
there's there's a line there
okay i'll talk to you tomorrow during tomorrow games
alrighty bruh
yeah goodnight boys
so you use for
we'll have a lot of actual tech that'll be useful what do you mean
and that's what i think this is actual tech
we can actually
i thought of actual tech to teach you
that involves the stables fashion
i hate stables but it's just such a mess every time like it like i hate it
You want to learn some, some, uh, well, like, I could teach you a triple the gap.
No one is even doing triple the gap.
Cause I think like you want us to do know it, but it's so like Paltritch out of
risky that I think people are just dying on it.
Bro, some, like, why is this guy saying teach him loser, teach this loser zero cycle?
Brother, you don't learn zero cycle in a day.
Like it's just not possible.
Like it's actually not possible.
It's not impossible.
To learn every zero cycle in one day.
You just think it's not impossible?
I think you could zero cycle one tower in a day.
Okay I said yeah but like what are the odds like you know what I mean like come on.
learn every single variation of zero cycle actually takes forever. Yeah.
What the fuck did I get back here? I was just fucking paroling around directions.
What the hell?
Ah!
Look at the other world.
Go back to your home now.
Step in the pool now.
You dumbass.
Oh my god.
Thank you poofs for the raid.
Wow.
It was right at the end of the day, it's just like, that's what we need it.
Wow.
Yeah, I saw you were doing this.
I like, tune into your streamers like, randomly.
I saw you were spawning like, piglins and hotlins here.
Oh yeah.
And this guy right there, they're mechanics.
Check in Jockey!
Oh shit!
Can I check this out?
Holy fuck, generator.
down
I can't even lift up my goggles!
Oh my god!
Do my coat, do my coat!
Get him out!
Chicken jockey!
Chicken jockey?
My
What are you doing, I don't know bro fucking drooling on myself
Do you do you oh fuck bro?
Yeah, I don't know how many games are played tomorrow, but
How many games do you have to play no no I like how many there are like how many total games are tomorrow
Oh
No, I don't think there's that many right
Because it can't be that many I can just look at it
First let me fix my camera because I look fucking emaciated and like a ghoul let's fix that
Okay, let me go to mid-offs.
Yeah, you know, look at the bracket, I guess. Let's do that.
Wait, so what team still have to play?
I can figure that out.
You were it's all in symmetry and then saps and one more game. So then it's
One two three four five six games tomorrow. Oh, it shouldn't be very long then should be kind of short
66 game day
Would they do upper bracket finals first or lower bracket for first
I don't know man, I think that it's the way of Ben is kind of weird
the day one was so weird they did like for the first matches first and then they did all
of losers and then they did the next four like and like so you played after two people
are already elimped from the tournament either which is so funny.
Damn.
It was your first game I think to be already gone from the tournament.
Why is Ludwig still in bro? If you miss Ludwig's match against Cat? Oh my god. Like I don't even know what to say about that.
That was a fucking...
I don't even know bro.
Is that a must watch? That is a...
Honestly yeah.
Yeah Nominal has hit two 16s. That is true.
Wait, can you ever look check the Prez?
Yeah, you can.
Sorry, is that what you're doing?
Oh my god.
29% of people picked Ludwig over me?
Check the Sapp woman, yeah.
Okay, you were ahead.
Wait, what about the game that hasn't been played yet, E vs Nama?
Is it Prez?
Okay, damn.
You have some believers, bro.
Oh my god, this fucking game.
Bro, LLex games are such a disaster, man.
LLex games are so fucked up.
He could have lost this shit.
Oh
Yeah, bro, why does he play normal against me like what the fuck is this guy doing and
Against everyone else. He just chuds out like
What's this guy's problem can I teach you something that's like could be useful for tomorrow sure it will take like two seconds sure all right
Get on a bash and crack man
I'm not teaching you like a route or anything, I'm just teaching you like, I want to get
your pyreys to be more clean.
So like, when, picture this in your mind, when a bastion generates, like, it'll be positionally
in like, the same spot in any given chunk.
So like, in every, so in every time that you're in, you can like, pyre from the exact same
Right, like the challenge is always going to spawn on like 7-7, I would say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and every stable is like...
So, I want to show you the optimal stables pyre.
Alright, show what you got.
And housing, because it's a little...
Show me what you got.
I'll show you where I got first.
Yeah, my PC is frozen.
Tough. That's tough.
Guys, we've lost for berries.
Can you give me a computer?
The hell?
Is that allowed?
You didn't answer the question.
Um, no, I can do.
All right. Sounds good.
Yeah, it's on your camera.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought it's on.
Nope.
What the fuck?
Okay.
This is bridge, right?
Bridge.
And this is really simple.
If you want a pi ray, you should just pi ray.
Like these little ramparts will always kind of like generate
generate, and you see how he talks at the ledge, like, super free, right?
Right.
And then stables, you're always going to be in the gap, which is, like, here.
Not only, like, let me pretend to do a route, let me fake a route, so, like, you do this,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then once you get your gold from up top, like this, you can, so there's this block,
you can always pie right here.
Oh, what the hell?
like you, it's like the order is like you get these blocks and you get these blocks,
then you get this one and this one, but you don't bring these two down to trade yet.
You like hold on to them, you just mine like two blocks to the wall and then you just,
the corner will always be forward and to the left always.
And so you can, you can do your pie right here if you don't know where it is and then
once you have the direction
then you can come back down
so that's tech
brother's too much tech
like how do you remember everything? it's impossible
housing is easy
it's just you
there will always be a corner like
through this upper bit
like right here
and you can just like mine through the wall one block
okay so right above the stairs okay
Yeah, well you'll see the chunk border, so you just follow the line and you just mine to the wall and then this is your little corner.
Right.
You can also do it from up here.
This.
Ooh.
Whoa.
This is kind of cool.
Whoa.
But I was thinking of the stables one, because they're actually important.
I think you can kind of just do it from wherever.
Like, if you break the spawner, you could do it here on the bridge.
Or you could do it like uptie.
It doesn't fucking matter honestly for treasure.
Yeah, the stables one is tech though. I'll you to remember this table was one is important
You do the gap and then you go up and then you go up and dig and then you break and you go to the you go to the
Yeah, you just always go to the left boom and then the quarrel you're right here. Nice
You can do your shit
tough
Huge that is tech
Do you gotta get you on like a speed bridge like server?
Bro, I was doing something, but I can crank a mean speed bridge, actually wait, wait, hold on.
Let me see a mean speed bridge, check this out.
I'll show you a mean speed, oh, I can't read my alerts now by the way.
Hello, well.
Ready, 30 blocks in a row, check out a mean speed bridge.
Ready?
Uh, uh...
Being nervous.
There you go.
That's like four.
Smart. You suck.
You keep moving your mouse, you should like, the way I explain speed reading the people
is like, you should, like literally, you should aim at the right spot and then just kind of
like push your mouse down, you know what I mean, like so you physically are incapable
of moving it, just like, put like pressure on your hand so you feel like the mouse literally
cannot move and it's like, and it's like spam the inputs, just whatever like, just like
confirm you're in the right spot and just like fucking, what's the right spot, here?
Like, what's like crush the very edge and then just like aim roughly around the middle
of the block.
Yeah, like this is fine.
And then just like, don't, oh god, you want to hear your angles right?
So like this is like you want to be going on like an exact kind of like, it doesn't
to be exact like a 45 like that yeah then my mouse has to be like yeah and
you just like you just shouldn't if you're doing it right you shouldn't be
moving your mouse even remotely yeah it's so hard bro like it's too hard to do
consistently like what if you fuck up in a run
Uh...
Like how?
When you find them running you're fucked.
I'm just gonna turn on an auto flicker when I speed bridge.
Also, is that allowed?
Uh...
Some people would say that's not...
I think by some I mean all people would say that's not allowed.
But you could.
I mean how would anybody know?
What do I mean?
I guess they would.
Oh my f***ing...
I wonder if they have a way to like track...
like some sort of like some key not keylogger but like you see me doing it
I'm just like oh you're doing it I'm fucking let me see what you're doing
oh so we're just showing off what wait you did this whole way without falling
yeah bro
Wait, look up again, let me see how far you went.
I ran out of blocks, otherwise I would have did more.
Here, let me get infinite blocks.
Oh, fucking.
Like you just, the angle, you kind of feel that like over time, and if you see like if I'm like this and I'm like slightly drifting towards the bottom, then like you can try to just readjust it and just...
Keep it keep her going
You should do this
Okay, that's impossible by the way
Like what is this fucking, like what?
I got that, here we go
Oh my god, I'm insane, look look
So you just hold S and just like place blocks as you fucking run backwards?
Uh, you hold S, you jump, before you land you place two blocks and then you jump again.
Yep, it sounds really easy.
Yep.
Um, okay.
Tutorial.
Step by step tutorial.
You hold S, you run back, you jump at the edge of the block, click twice.
When you land, you let go of S for like a frame or whatever, just like let it go over
five and start holding it again.
Yeah, I don't know if this one's made for me, actually.
Oh my, I fucking ate the fish, oh my, oh my, that's okay.
I don't know if a few people can do this consistently.
I just made it, I just like, I just started making bullshit like years ago, just like
Random ways the bridge and it's not very good. If you're wondering it's like
The same speed is not slightly slower than an old speed bridge, but you can get it off
We're big news. What makes matches about the start?
Okay, we're watching we're watching I'm tapping in
I'm gonna drink
If there's seven iron, I'm gonna make iron
Iron and then go stone for the rest eight shovel nine shears
Ten is shears shovel 11. Is there a reason you didn't buy me a computer? Why didn't he buy me a computer?
Is that it's really messed up here's
I'm getting
Fire in
That's a good one
It's a good one at least eight obsidian then you're gonna. Oh wait, the match is literally starting now. Wait, I need to play it to an end.
Let me tap in.
All right
Go
Village?
Okay, double blacksmith. The blacksmith is one behind you to your left. What's the poly market stand?
I
I feel like Zapparata should be better than Ludwig, but this honestly could be a very
close match.
All things considered.
All things considered, this could be a very close match.
We can make it.
I'm in trouble.
Okay, and then I go...
I will be calm this match both players
How much iron we have a pic plus one?
So we're gonna make a little iron shovel craft here. Let's see Ludwig opting to make no iron shovel very interesting
See the separat no iron shovel gamers here
All right both players gonna go kill Gary
blood wig slightly faster than killing Gary here this may matter dare I say
let's turn your food in the seat and never a male spotted on the immediate
horizon maybe behind the houses first off maybe we'll never know
bucket bucket bucket oh Jesus scared me sorry I open my scratch um hey
male spotted in between the houses it's a fair concern with me as the prophecy
foretold yep this is a hotel this is not a hotel blood wig go behind you though
unable just found the hay bales wait maybe he didn't oh we found new hay bales
behind work Ludwig to my left now this one yeah I'm proud of it in the lead for
sure I'm proud of getting gravel you know a Ludwig game would this is okay
what's the choice right here sorry I've been commenting a little behind a
little bit they're pretty you go actually
yo what's up yeah yeah GGS guys GGS man what do you think about that stronghold
I'm like I'm like so cut off about it that's wrong I'm all about it it was
miserable even though it was like six rooms away I like like three minutes in
I like saw that thing and I was like that might not be an instant library can
you check that we almost turned back still I guess so so child in this
We saw it like pretty early on but we just
We started making songs for Super Chat
We did literally the same thing
I thought you were asking me when I was going to start making songs for chat
I was like brother these people
These viewers made songs for
I'm fucking ahead, ignore me
And then we
We got a spike
And we went really like how do you know if you saw it
But we went around the pool
forward like literally a perfect circle around it through a different pile we
have a terrible spike we didn't really have anything yeah you sound like you
just had like a solid run right yeah yeah I mean the bash and I mean the
Bastion
Did you play lift cap no, I went right gap
Not really we bridged into left gap is a curry like coal
I was like sure like whatever like let's live a little
Bridged straight into the left. Yeah, maybe
And left again get left out or something yeah
Yeah, because we've got all the gaff gold plus the top gold and we had 10 pearls by the end of days
Well, so maybe we can test it before. Alright, I'm gonna be there for a second because I'm getting overstepped
Let's show the boys. I got overstepped in the same way voices. Let me see what you get. I can over stand
Ouchies
I'm gonna go on the back end
Same, I don't know maybe maybe it's my maybe I'm maybe I'm a little autistic. I don't know
Maybe I'm on the spectrum. All right
This fall is for DJing.
Good. Got the bottom chest here.
You have higher pants.
Is this guy still not you?
Run Ludwig!
I'm on Ludwig the Wind.
Stop LARPing, you're my bad DJ.
three what what why would he okay to aggro but you but you aggro when you fucking when
you dig the gold oh you get more pigment wait maybe he's go to very nice little quick
Maybe he's got it.
I think he got literally one more pig by doing that.
You got some knees now.
Bro, that's what I was saying, like how do you know about like sub chunks and shit when we're talking about bts?
Some of the pros this guy. I thought this guy was just like bullshit
But how does he know that?
He's a student of the game then what am I?
All right, let's split our strings and pearls
Oh by the way, I don't think I remember when Froot said I dug in the right spot for the
gold that time.
I literally watched a Feinberg speedrun that he did a Bastion gap or a Stable's gap and
he dug in on that exact same fucking square so that's why I dug there.
That exact same block.
So I just copied what he did.
I was getting over stimulated in his timid voices.
Yeah.
No, it's okay.
It's too much parole now.
I was getting over-stammed.
Okay, here comes.
I saw what's his name.
I was gonna say that there is an incredible triple the gap that went miserably bad for
Saffirat.
Oh, really?
He fucked up?
He like, he did it right, but he threw like 20 gold as distraction, like he was just
like panic throwing and he got one extra pig.
He literally lost all of his pigs except for Wawse.
Oh, so now he has four pigs at the bottom of his gap.
Like, those are just all areas.
And then Pearl hang towards the fortress.
It's actually winnable for Ludwig.
I think so.
Like, very winnable.
Oh, I guess.
Yeah, he's 20 obvios.
He actually, actually is so winnable.
He's got some string and I think he's out.
Oh, everything's winnable.
He's got to go down.
He's got to go down.
There's another triple gap.
One of the main reasons most people then teach their players it is because technically there's like six variations or something, something like that, like, there's middle triple to middle to left gap, middle triple to right gap, left to left, left to right, and then right to left, and right to left, like, you know.
Day two of telling stream
Where's the bastard like it's like fucked up the most by generation it pisses me off
Like it's always like like buried underground or like the gap. It's why is it always like that with the stupid fucking stables
It's just big. I think it's like like treasure is big
But like stables is like biggest or second biggest fashion like it's just it's wired
Just like take a lot of space. It's a real pain in the fucking ass
You're out, Pirates.
What the fuck is Ludwig doing?
Oh.
Oh, he's gone.
He's the rest of his crates.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Go, go, Chaswig.
Go.
Chaswig.
We're going east.
We're going east.
Uh, east is the good one, right?
Yeah.
He was running east and he did a full 360.
Oh, I see what happens.
If anything, we're going a little bit north as well.
So to the left.
Yep.
Yep.
See what happens anything we're going a little bit north as well
Bang wait a minute you should pro on the left side. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's perfect perfect
Come on. What are you bro? Is this what I look like when I'm just be running like this fucking like locked in and just like intense
No, I feel like you look I feel like you have the same expression messed the time like you
You know what I mean? You don't have that gigalock.
You have that. You have that.
Bro, I have some fucking, when I'm really lost in some games, I make some ugly fucking
focused faces. It's really bad.
Same.
It's the worst when I play Tekken. Oh my god, I turn into a fucking snarling monster.
It's actually hideous.
Ignore that place down there for now.
Oh, it's okay. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine
Jesus oh my god, what's that? That is such a good that's not even his fault though
That's that's happened to me like fucking three times already I
Mean it is your fault once you know about it, but yeah exactly like it's technically your fault, but it's like it's kind of bullshit
Because so sand is on a
How was it not his fault? Okay, it looks like he's walked off
But soul sand is technically on a lower level than other blocks are so when you go from a higher level block to soul sand
Something sometimes you just like yeah, if you do it at the right angle and like positioning you can just fall
You just like even if you hold shift the whole time so it's like when it happens to the first time
It's not really your fault, but that once you know about it. You should be aware of it. It's just stupid. Yeah
I mean, yes, it's predictable. Yes, it is skill issue, but it's still bull. It doesn't make it not bullshit. Like it's a dumb mechanic
Yeah, some of these things are just like what like the first time
What is it? Yeah, that's for scope. It's pretty good
You should break those extra blocks in the spawner if you want to you can just find and then we'll just use yeah
I mean he's just been he's just had stuff to do like he was fighting the horde and the spawner like that was crazy
Yeah, let me get is still ahead by a lot but staffs is like caught up a lot due to the fall
All those stone axes are so sad
Like you just the crib, bro
I love this one boat. No, I mean, I'm not fucking I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing
But it's so good
Keep doing your day for sure boat like
It's it's weird because if you're not on like the gods sensitivity shit
Well, tool screen apparently made it really easy
The whole thing initially is if you want godsense like if you want your boat
I was perfect as possible
You have to like change your DPI change your window
but now
You're like yeah, I guess you can just do it
9-8-2-1-2-4-D
Just having like...
Toolscreen is like built in like DPI slash whatever toggles so you just don't have to like tweak your sensitivity out
Yeah, I mean, Toolscreen seemed really nice, but like it just didn't work with OBS at the time
If I'm the guy, you can kill him, don't kill him over a logger
Cause like, what's your DPI right now?
What?
My DPI is 800
No, you didn't.
You just gotta go back up.
No, I'm setting up your attack.
Bro, 1600 is so ast for just like browsing though.
Like, it's so terrible.
Oh, I see what you mean.
That was bad behind the screen.
you out and give you the heavey-jeebies I'm like 125 125 dpi yeah and I'm up
scaled to 2,000 and I have my windows like cursor on like two oh yeah 125 is
my cursor oh hell some people are lower actually
Um, no, this Minecraft, Minecraft is a low-key place on like a hundred.
Minecraft requires the most fucking bullshit out of any game to speedrun. This is insane.
Like, if you want to be an actual good Minecraft player, you have, like, you need so much bullshit.
It does need very common MCSR, though. Like, here, I want to open up, like, there's an MCSR, like, sense.
Like Google Doc, just people just like Google Doc-ie!
Google Doc-ie!
Girls on Hop Bar?
Girls on Hop Bar, yeah.
I can't find it.
I want to, who's probably going to like blow your mind actually.
Wait, that was react?
Holy fuck, that guy's locked in.
The fucking pause reaction?
That was crazy.
Well, I found it.
Okay.
I found it okay let me we get to the juice well I'll look at it after this uh yeah yeah
Yeah, I think it is over there. I think it is over there. I think I was right
So it's we know go back go back to your portal and then turn right
Here turn right and then straight straight straight straight. No, no, no, I think it's up here to the right. Oh
Yeah, good call. Yes. It's dirty
Wow, I
Have Ludwig oh my god Ludwig
Wait, this is so good
Oh, Ludwig's Ludwig you're throwing your items straight in the air Ludwig
He's got I mean like he should have guaranteed perch
Yeah, so 1555 it'll guaranteed perch at 1855 guarantee more hypes in maybe peace from avatars in
No saps isn't even, oh he just got in the stronghold.
Oh he had hit into a random room, like he's in a random four way.
You're half on here.
I'm sort of loving it actually.
I was headed left way okay.
Oh my god, oh my god, left way, just don't fucking.
We got a little bit to the left for this.
Oh my god, he got spawned one room away from Porta Room.
Bro.
He didn't have to navigate at all.
So did Luttox, so he just ran the op with the wrong way.
And it goes by the same shoulder.
Yeah.
Look at the dragon.
Interesting.
Come on, the dragon's free to slashtown.
It's not going to want you this time, though, I believe.
All right, 1855.
That's the instant purge.
Tart!
Let's see, the guaranteed purge.
Nope.
Let's see.
Oh
Don't shout out oh my approach oh my approach oh my approach
He's so locked
Oh my god, he's he has it like that
shit dude we cranked like crazy we're going to day three in mind dude we're
going to day three thank you boys that was a fucking great game no shot you
lost a chud big I did I should have been more confident with it but it's
okay it's okay it's great dude thank you guys yes you technically lost to him
was one game
well and we're still in a
still in a dive twice
we won the seed
smart
fuck you
okay i put it in a
i'll put in our team channel
go to this
pull this dock
go to uh let me let me look at your screen here
what the fuck
I'll show you what to do. So go to the the d
20,000
Go to cursor sense like and then click on the right click on the d and sort by a
a to z
So this is like average speedrunner dpi
Look at all like all these are people all these people are top players like low key is on 150
silver 150
What is personal? What is
Like this is like think of this as DPI they ignore the DPI like this this is like their DPI in game
Like everyone is like fucking like this is
And most of the people are a lot of people on here like top renters
Well, that's in game so that's that's still fucking like that's
What do you mean?
No, I know, but like you're like that's fucking crazy, you know, yeah, yeah
You're you have a pretty slow that yeah, this isn't an updated fucking ages, but
No, this is crazy one almost two centimeters per 360 that's not real that can't be real
Yeah, like the cursor sense thing is the freaky one.
It's so freaky.
Is that good or wrongy?
I have no idea.
Oh.
I like the only good name I saw on that left is like maybe Feinberg and Retropog.
It's about it.
Feinberg is kind of an outlier.
That's crazy.
Find some wrongy gameplay.
You know what?
Good call actually.
is working with uh let me see uh i can't find any i tried my best oh i like it
how did super cheat i didn't cheat i didn't cheat bro chill on me
Oh fuck.
Is there one more match today?
I think that's it, isn't it?
Or is there one more?
Oh, I guess that's it.
That's probably it.
Yeah.
That is it.
And Ludwig is going to day 3 of mid-offs.
Wow.
You're in the top 6.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow
You're in the top six. Oh my god. Well, I'm guaranteed top three, you know
Cuz I'm in finals
Guaranteed top three
Okay
But we're going for top map you're guaranteed top two and then if I win the next match I'm guaranteed top one
true
Smart I'm late to class. What did I ask you to answer this Tim? What are you doing here, bro? What are you doing here, Tim?
Fuck I'm cold
All right, I'm gonna head out then all right you peace out, bro
You got this tomorrow. Oh, yeah, you want to do any practice moribs. Let me know
I think we might be like the first of the third match
Peace
That's same time then same time today third match
as I can't do it squeaks and overwatch
we both heard a quick let me get both of your back real quick
smart who did you cheat why did you cheat I didn't cheat right what did you cheat I didn't
Where did you cheat? I didn't cheat. Will you cheat again? Yes.
I did cheat it and I will cheat again. Smoking gun. Bro, that's that's actually... Wait, Tim, did you hear?
Is Tim still here? I just on type. Tim, did you hear we figured out what happened?
I'm going to think about when I go to bed at night is the fact that super implanted a
bug into his keyboard that he could activate at any moment when the overworld wasn't going
his way.
It's like it is one thing to win the seed outright with three coaches.
another thing when you have basically a cyanide capsule that you could just go
and then instantly oh my Japanese keyboard has lost you know it's like what
is this what what is this by the way who made the keyboard fineberg put put that
together put two and two together there right what does that mean fineberg made
the keyboard by the way did you not die details these are details we ignore the
details. What does he even mean by that? This seed sucks by the way. This is just an
ass seed. This seed can fuck off. We get both of these actually. Oh I need food.
This seat is actually miserable.
So apparently, because I have a dual language keyboard, so I have it on...
I have it on...
What am I doing?
English and Japanese?
And I guess there's an issue where when you switch it to hiragana, you, uh, it just doesn't
fucking work.
Like the inputs in Minecraft just get eaten and they don't work.
Don't know why.
I couldn't tell you why that happens, but it does.
There's gonna be a forever asterisk next to my fucking...
Next to my fucking complete domination of Wargate.
a forever asterisk ladies and gentlemen asterisks asterisks
Oh yeah man, let's get the worst fucking nagging all the time.
Let's just gotta do that way, um.
Oh the seats, I almost wanna call for a seat change.
Yeah, good WCOM. W, W. WCOM.
No, but no, I know how to switch the fucking keyboard. I know how to do it.
it. I did it on accident without realizing and I didn't know that's what was causing the issue
was the language change. We know now, but at the time we had no idea. We didn't know.
It's about like a clean entry by the way. I should get this first.
Like how could anyone have known though honestly?
How could anybody have known?
No, if Fimer didn't know, it's actually, it doesn't exist, like 100%.
I see a lot of them who really fought, I see another one, okay, we're good.
Attack, by the way. Attack. First. Meteor crater.
One more meteor crater, maybe?
Maybe one more meteor crater, we get lucky?
Or is it on the wall here, what do we think?
We're trying to flush it, I get it.
Thirty?
No apple.
Got to screw up this river.
I know where the lava pool is, it's not a big deal, I kind of still have to go this far,
But what can we do?
Alright, here we go.
And then we're going to make stone...
Oh no, sorry, we're going to make this.
Make sure I get the essentials first, and then axe that.
And then I can... one more for Flint and Skeel, so we're chillin'.
Good, he's a little ahead of me, but that's not the end of the world.
I don't hate it.
I also don't think he has much food. I think I'm just going to get like one food and we'll go.
Maybe two, since he's here.
Did I hit my boat?
Don't know.
Don't care.
AHHHH!
This is really slow.
I don't like how slow I'm being.
I just feel like a chai.
Let's go.
Where am I going? This way, right? No. This way. Am I lost? Wait, guys? Guys?
I went all the way around the mountain, oh my god.
It's okay.
We make up time.
I make up time, don't even sweat it.
Fortress is literally north of the Bastion, by the way.
What is this?
Stables?
My favorite?
My favorite fucking Bastion stables.
I lied by the way, it's my least favorite. I fucking hate it.
How do I strike it stable all the time?
I don't know, like where am I right now? Like what is this?
Get some food in my offhand now!
The worst chest ever?
They're calling it.
Doesn't eat the snake like a boss.
Let's just do this.
I don't know.
lag I guess. Wait was there a boat? Was there a boat? Okay go go go. I gotta start trading
right now I'm gonna lose. I can afford it. I have food. I don't think he has food. That's
like my one saving grace. I think he just has rotten flesh. Fucking eradicate all hoglins
I don't care, bro. I actually just eradicate them all.
You fellas?
Is that a baby hoglet?
He's already gone, bro.
All right, we gotta start getting to our management right now.
Right now.
Garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage,
garbage, garbage.
Split string, we have bow, light and garbage, that's there, good, trash, trash, useless.
Good, pretty good, in terms of management.
Two fellows.
We gotta go like real soon, I can't stick around for long.
Oh, okay.
What I say was east, right?
That way?
I just leave it here.
Oh no, they're gold.
I'm not going.
What the fuck?
The hog is right there, bro.
North?
That's what I said.
Oh, it's right there.
Wait
I'm out
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Good.
Actually good.
I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
This is fucked up though.
Oh, this is fucked
This is actually fucked
Are they already blinded? I'm fucking over here with nothing, great. Let's take some damage from the Wither Skeleton.
Oh my god
We're gonna make up time.
What the fuck?
Non-moving lava?
Oh, where's my fucking blazer?
Can you get serious here?
I have...
I can brick me up.
Brick me up.
W brick.
I'm brick.
I'm bricked
I need some rods right now. Maybe maybe he doesn't have those rods
We're actually believing the fucking Ludwig propaganda.
It's just disgusting.
What the rich and powerful are capable of in this fucking country, isn't it?
It's actually disgusting.
Um.
Um...
Blind. That's blind. I think I should do this because it's overlap.
Alright.
When are you supposed to have a rival sponsor today?
Question mark?
Please lie for fun these days or what?
Well, I left 11 blocks.
Okay, what the fuck is that?
Can I master Veen?
I mean you got one more anyway it's fine.
So I have to go 111 so we're just like through this.
I can't do it any better than if I fucking die like it is what it is.
in the tourney so far hope you and chat had a good week smile
lager
we don't need i need uh
I don't know how far I can get from the thing before it stops working.
Wow, one spawn?
I have to go, I have to go.
Fuck it, send it on 11.
Fuck it, let's go.
that on 11 bro whatever
I saw tech I've seen tech W tech
How do you go faster when you're in here, though?
Oh, I hit the wall so I lost my run.
Oh.
But I can do this.
I really thought this would open up, by the way.
I really thought this would open up.
Their C counter is so low it's not opening.
they said it was impossible. I need to go more negative Z. Oh, this shit is just ass,
I don't really go over here.
No food.
I'm trying to get a good angle.
I have to still go forward a bit.
Did we just like go here and then just back to strip one and y'all?
Someone tells me I chose not the best way to get to this now.
What do you guys think?
Nah, he probably didn't die.
When your opponent gets getting an upgrade, 60 minutes into the run.
Wait, the fortress was here.
Is this a different fortress?
Is it a different fortress?
Yeah.
Fuck
Different for
Damn
That's tough
Check if you can I write I'm like pretty sure I did I write
I'm pretty sure I did I write
What is this new Ludwig clip really great hole from false imagery
I was five hours ago
I got a game, fuck.
Oh, yo, BMK is the final, uh, lab collection of two, at least, I think...
Wait, was it Ruin Portal, but there's also a village.
So what the fuck does that mean?
Um, okay.
Um, oh yeah, I should use the axe to break the chest or something, I think.
How are you doing today, Mr. Sue?
I'm doing okay.
Thanks for asking, man.
Get out!
Fucking Christ!
I think I saw a hotel, did I not?
I swear I saw a hotel.
I think it's worth, I don't know if it's home style maybe.
That's not enough food.
Brakes in your home?
Fuck.
God damn it.
What a fucking genius placement.
The stairs.
Alright, um...
What do I do now?
Um...
I don't even think I get- let's just leave bro.
Let's just leave.
Fuck it.
That guy's actually killing the gold.
I don't think that's what you're supposed to do.
That's actually a bad play from him, unfortunately.
I'm not even that much ahead, but fuck.
Fuck up.
What the hell, you gave me a hug!
Oh fuck off.
This is...
He's up.
I suppose this guy is catching up to me.
He's actually pissing me off a little bit.
Oh, um...
Let me think a little bit, everybody.
I throw it by ingots in the chest.
You had none?
What?
This can't be accurate.
What happened to these ingots?
Did I just not pick them up from the chest?
Why do I keep on the ingots? They're nuggets.
Well this cow has fucking moves and it pisses me off.
Guys I think killing the cows is faster than the bread. Also steak is a better source of sustenance than the cows.
Just a little heads up, I don't want you guys to know all this.
I have a new strategy and you guys aren't going to like it.
walk and chill. Guys I'm literally gonna win this Eve. You think I want to lose to
Kato Mack? 1, 2, 3?
I don't know if that's safe time honestly, but whatever.
It's this way, right?
Should we scan this to be sure?
Yeah.
Maybe he went like...
Fuck off, Skellington.
Get an arrow to put in my ass, bro.
I have a plan everybody just chill
Who is this weird aww speedrunner, the hell?
Who's this guy talking about?
Anybody know?
How am I supposed to get these chests?
I don't know what.
Fuck you.
I'm one I'm one off I'm literally one off
So that had to be that had to be what I needed if it's not in there like if I don't have it
game hates me there's no I do have oh my god it was all of that small chest I never checked man
like oh my god take some change holy fuck there's so many pigs and they're all angry at me
Help me.
Bro, stables are just the worst. I honestly, bro, if- if they get stables, I just forfeit it, like...
Okay, I'm going to shoot it.
I hope this motivates to get better.
Good wall, bro.
I'm just going to lose again.
What do you want from me?
I don't want to get them.
getting like pigs doing this bro
I feel like they have nothing without your coaches long
Oh, nice.
Hold on, hold on.
You can figure it out, bro. You can figure it out.
Just dumbass fucking pigs.
Guys, please be nice to me. I'm trying my best.
Wait, did I see the Fortress?
I don't even remember.
Anybody know if I saw the Fortress?
Smart.
You didn't?
Okay.
Let's do my new strat that I was taught.
Smart.
Right here.
You didn't? Okay. Let's do my new strat that I was taught.
New strat, everybody.
Okay, so it's 6.
Okay, so it's East. East. Positive X.
East. Positive X.
Just see if the evil's out of the process.
No fucking string bro.
Actually I have a string.
What do I need?
I need some fire eyes.
Yeah this is all good.
I need some fire as yeah, this is all good
That's it no fire
All right, you guys are free you're free you're free off. All right, what am I going positive X?
Positive X, I only have one more fire as by the way. I popped this one so early.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Help, help, help!
It's just blinded, I'm not even at the fortress.
Gotta be up there, gotta be up there.
I should see it like right now, no?
There's no way I can't see it.
I think it's having more to the right.
Is it not more to the right?
Oh my goooog.
What was wrong?
Oh yeah, I already died.
I forgot about that.
Should be the right. What? Oh, what?
Huh?
No, I'm fucking confused.
I should be able to see it.
I don't understand, bro.
I don't get it.
And my PC almost just crashed, it's fine.
Okay, nine, so go to five.
No, so we go to nine.
It's just this one, like what?
No more food.
I'm so confused. I just lost. I just lost. I don't know. I have no idea where it is, bro.
Where? Where? But where? Anybody? Under where?
I mean, truth is though, guys, like if you're good, seven steak is all you need for this seed.
Like, honest to God, seven steak is just all you need.
Bro, I'm so confi-
Oh, there it is. Jesus.
Made my opponent chose, guys.
You never know. Maybe they chose.
People fuck up all the time.
They're not Ludwig?
Thank you.
It is totally average sized smile.
Oh, thank you.
Are we got to design us?
I have to like do this first.
Well, sometimes the nav I should just like
I gotta trust my fucking nav more bro like what did I even why don't I even do that man so bad
Oh, but if I hunger reset I'm not gonna have fireman
No! I didn't think! What? I didn't press the bed. Oh my god.
You're catching up to Ludwig's skill level.
That person died?
What if I offer a draw vote?
Wait, phase up y'all.
Look at all this food.
Look at all these fucking mushrooms.
Oh, well.
About them dying guys
Bro, I just should have trusted this originally
I just trusted I knew it was this way, but like the terrain was just like is there any way to like better opens up here
No, it just doesn't oh wait
Wait, where does this go?
Are you kidding it actually opens up down here? I think I was literally right here
I just didn't go forward. I thought it was like a flat floor here
Damn
Guys I'm in I'm in I'm in Chos wig low
You seem to be in a good mood.
Did you get pardoned from another crime?
No.
No, I've never been in a crime.
A crime?
What did I just say?
A crime?
I need big time says worth learning. No not for tomorrow. I think this one already learned
what i can i just gotta not draw myself
oh god
what does that say that
w middles today thank you
ruin portal
next to another fucking village bro like what is this
Is that looting?
It's being of arthropods, actually the fucking woat.
Oh, this seat is disgusting by the way.
This seat is just gross.
Okay.
Frost Walker boots, that's fucking fire.
Like, I'm pretty sure this is how you're supposed to go.
What the fuck am I doing, bro?
this and then we do this and then we just
well I had a hole I could have mined the fucking a-way
back there 66 hold on
im transitioning and I followed your tips on ball shaving and it was genuine
No problem. Glad to hear that.
That's great.
Smart.
I mean,
66, it just has to be of this way.
Like, on everything that's up here. Fuck off.
This opens. Please let me open. You open. You open. You open. You have to open. You owe me.
No, I just has to be over here somewhere. I see it. I see it. I see it
This is really awkward terrain, but I think it's fine
Number we have yeah, yeah get to the bathroom first. Yeah, man. You're so fucking good
We have to loot the chest first this is treasure so the chest shouldn't be too bad to loot
Then let's also make an axe and a shuffle, because maybe I'll need it, and then what
the fuck is Bro doing?
Okay, and then we'll go through here, and then we'll go up these. Who wants up these? Who wants up these guys?
We got one block.
Me! Yo, what are these fucking gold watchpons? What the fuck? I don't have to go to the bottom of treasure.
I was definitely I think the two on the bridge and then
Bro what are these gold spawns or lack thereof what the fuck
I've no gold. Oh wait, I missed this one.
But there's no way I didn't seal off a hole, right?
Oh my god, they're just walking out!
I'm just, I'm just to chop these guys, I'm just to chop this.
They probably put up my fucking armor too, didn't they?
Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure of it, to the god.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um...
Um...
Like.
Like.
Stop!
Fish or rock?
Save.
By the way, this is so bad, how did this happen, how did that happen, was that block like
not there or something?
Like I'm so confused.
Isn't that block like always there or supposed to be?
It wasn't there, oh that's so fucked up man.
Well, okay I know what I have to do.
It's disgusting but I know what I have to do.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay then.
This is the worst fashion ever, bro.
Where's the bridge?
Just dig in, fuck it.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Oh, you want to hear him just?
What a girl, they fell in the fucking...
The hell, Netherite, give me that.
Oh, my God.
Alright, there's this gentleman's guy, unless you want to mature a little bit? No? Okay.
Oh my- Oh my-
Oh, what the fuck is going on here?
Yeah, guys! Keep coming! Keep on coming!
What the?
Oh, great.
In my axe, yep.
That was the worst fucking speedrun of all time. We can't even call this a speedrun. Crossbar, I need that. W? W play.
I don't even know where the fuck the thing is by the way there's no shot I
have 17 string what I threw it out not much
Do I- did I see the fortress I just didn't, right? There's just like no way.
Huh everybody actually rough
You are to blame yeah, I didn't say I wasn't
This is really good. This is really good to know where like bro. These trains are so bad change my fucking mind by the way
I'll be like, through somewhere, I shouldn't see it soon, I think.
I want to just give up. I want to just, I want to just dequeue tomorrow, bro. I'm just going to say that I'm not like playing. I just, I don't know, get Ludwig in my spot or something.
Like it has to be fair.
The guilt caught up.
Like what the fuck bro?
What is this fucking terrain?
Oh I'm so far.
Where did I go?
I'm not sure you win plus chat stream ego renegade boy by flavor Foley transgender prime
Oh, wait, what do you mean unspecified I fucking
Alright, here's tech I try to do, so if I don't hit the wall I should be able to keep
Sprinting.
Ohhhh, that is tech.
What in the fuck is that?
What is that?
An endermite?
smart ignore that you've only keep grinding my
trust go play overwatch this game sucks I'm
literally gonna on itself overwatch and
never fucking play it again because of
You
How do you do that smart we don't forget we don't forget we are loaded
I hear them.
Just put me on my misery, bro.
well I fucking did it and then my pickaxe broke
like I just wanna give up bro I just wanna give up I just wanna give up I just wanna
give up I just wanna give up I don't wanna fucking play I'm just a loser
It's bugged and I saw it. It's right in front of me. Never never stop digging. Oh my god
It's like the fucking stupid picture
I watch force in six hours a day and I shit on him thinking he is bad.
But now I own him an apology after watching you catch me if you can with the pigs.
Bro.
First of all, own him an apology, LMFAO.
Second of all, not even bad bro.
Chill.
Chill before I get really angry.
So, why is this fortress like fully encased in another rack, by the way?
Ah, thanks, love!
Cheating in the tour need to win and then running it down on purpose to garner sympathy
for the rest of the day is crazy work
I didn't even hit anyone on the GG
No, Toxic.
Lee, give me a second.
All right, give me a second here.
You're an awesome streamer, you got it.
I'm just here with my fucking chug two hard boiled eggs.
Now I got the overlapping Minecraft music.
I came and f**king stabbed the egg with a fork cause it keeps sliding around.
Hey, super did you know Tame Impala made an instrument?
It's called Orchid.
It's an advanced 16 voice court generating synthesizer.
Actual child.
Anyways, cue this sucker up.
Ah, thanks Flops!
Take a break, Jing.
You deserve it after pulling off the crazy scheme during the mid-offs today.
Right under their noses my goat
I've got an intro for you for this Minecraft out your own
This season of shop is gonna be the best ever you wait now so overwhelming our mystery ingredient baskets are just out of this world
My mind goes back amazing characters and yet also really great
I think people have no idea how hard it is.
I'm tanking, playing, on the road.
John, the new season for News 8, on Food Network.
Failed by a fucking driver's test today.
I'm 26 years old, can't hold a job, can't get laid,
I can't even drive.
I don't deserve flavors.
There's a girl sitting somewhere on a red and blue towel, pale skin, freckles of flame
across her face and I know that I will never hold her.
The only one for a creature such as I, of an lemon cake.
What the fuck is this shit bro?
What am I even looking at?
Oh my god
I just lose I just throw every run on my own like it's not even no one no one else plays
Excuse me, I just int.
Ahhhhh!
phase up
I'm just fucking ugly
God, watch me someone get fucking mining fatigue from this- like-
What the f-
Mine-infantry doesn't exist in ranked?
Oh really?
Good to know.
Oh, this music is kind of huge.
It's huge.
This is kind of nice.
It's not even my food, but whatever.
That's not why we're meaning that.
Where is my entry?
Don't say it's next to that one.
Fuck off
Stop
I'm gonna get attacked by fucking Darnie
Holy lucky apple, what the fuck?
I love watching the speedrun streams, my goat.
Hey, thanks, bro. I didn't say okay to you. I said okay because I wasn't...
Is this bridge? This is bridge. I think it's a bridge.
Don't die.
No, it's not bridge. What the fuck am I looking at?
No, it is bridge.
I have a much food spot.
Happy there.
Um, I don't know.
I don't know.
Isn't it just for boat or is there some other purpose in missing um boat door beds
Potential blocks if you need
There's no way that guy didn't die by the way my opponent had to have died here
Dick head
My god, you scared the fuck out of me holy shit
Holy shit, um, I'm I'm actually a fucking tilt to me, but it's fine
That's a classic gamer rule, bro.
A little bit of a tilt-tube situation, what the fuck kind of shut-ass.
That works.
Are you fixin' it, though?
I'm fixin' it.
I think I actually can plug in my police stats.
Um, what are we even doing here?
This is no way-
Oh my fucking god.
Oh, I should've done crack smoker.
Can I just do Donkey Kong anyway?
Fuck it.
I think I can. Yeah, I can.
Yo, what's up, everybody?
I had a short game, though. This is where we bounce back.
Everyone getting the hole? Everyone getting the pig?
Oh, there are like 20,000 pigs in there.
Can you look those guys up, too?
Mine one block's done on the other side of the map.
Well, these crossbow motherfuckers are so stupid.
Yeah, there's a way to fix that, but I don't think some of them are just so helpless.
Fucking ugly chuds, what they all are.
My god, Max win?
Has that played well, is that what you said?
Yeah, he played well today.
I tried my best.
Any time that the nav doesn't go your way, you can just always play to the tune of this
Like legitimately, like anytime you see anybody struggling on map for more than 30 seconds, it's legit always a good thing.
Okay, but that's stronger than I had today? It was something stupid, no?
Yeah, it was fun.
What the fuck kind of shit was that?
It's not like it's always the coach's fault, but like, you can always fall.
I must start doing that, actually.
No, watching a game is so funny. Booster is in call because they're legit overlapping.
Yeah, I'm getting like, I'm getting L-Cons here, bro. Like, what the fuck?
That shit was so funny, they just kept thinking they wanted to both do different things for like four minutes in a row, that shit was so...
I almost had a step and I was gonna break some rules, break some ties, but I held back.
Okay, so we're going negative next.
I'm gonna fire on the corner.
Give me in here, give me in.
I got spring, I got pearls, I got obvi, I got one more fire rose.
Oh, I need my wood. Oh my god, alert. Oh my god, he's such a chide. He's such a fucking dumb chide.
We have two stacks of gravel on the top right.
There we go.
That's fine, I think.
Yeah, we're going to go across.
How do you get there first?
Uh, whip it.
Oh my god.
I see it. I see it. We have to make a time. Food's low, but fuck it. We're here to win
That was scary. Oh my god
Yeah, you gotta just fucking sell them
Come here pussy. You can hit once
For that spanner is infected over there looking at fucking
For the other one
Oh
Would it be top right there?
No, you should just play this one. I don't see the other one. You should just play it after these places. It's just like
It's just not good
I have like fucking potatoes like I almost want to get black stone and fucking
You have one apple to you have an apple
You'll be at like six or seven yards probably
This guy is going to be a problem, but this Big Mamakiever is literally going to be an issue, like you got to actually just full kill him and take the thirty second time as soon as you're going to die.
Oliver, can we talk about this fucking diamond cube?
No, no, these guys are legit, like we actually probably got a bad man.
You have one of those in a hallway in a fort, like the three by three hallways, you have one of those in the middle, it's just like you lose the game on the spot.
It's so fucking, it's so tilting.
You can't pearl around them or anything.
And you run into them, they hit you so fast.
Dude, like!
I know I know!
The small guys you can stand quick though, yeah you're dead
You stand quick the small guys they're watching you
Fucking pussy
Kissing me off
Wait are you still live? Are you still working or what?
Yeah I'm watching you
Oh shit!
I drew it all myself, it's only you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you though
I probably- no, it's fine
I have a little bit of reaction to you
I actually have a few minutes
You queued up? You said?
Did you win?
Yeah
I'll bet one of them
I don't know one that I lost at the end first and I fucking break my zero like I always do
You could make five you can make all five
I'm just like whatever I'm just like
Yeah, this one is even worth the fucking thing area five
No, no, no, I five it's not you definitely should have done it earlier, but the magma cube made it annoying and you had some rods already
Just give me six give me six give me six give me six
actually if you want to you have so many
explosives and you only have four hearts
you could on if it comes out the overall
looks like you should definitely try to
reach hungry oh yeah yeah man
awesome you can try to block this side
oh yeah that's really cool
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
That's just not your fault.
It says you're blinded, though.
Hey, respawn on that in the center draw vote in like 10 seconds.
You can get back, maybe.
Maybe they're done.
Two.
One.
You think they fell for it?
Maybe.
Oh, he has my stream open.
This guy fucking says like a star.
Keep it in Japanese, keep it in Japanese.
Aww, Japanese keyboard, help!
Oh man.
What a crazy fucking problem you had earlier today.
I know bro.
I was in negative X I said, right?
I didn't really get trades out of the fashion, you know.
You punch a log here, if you want blocks.
What does she want?
Wow.
Crouch over the edge and these guys will walk down. Crouch over the edge of this block these guys will...
Go to hard mode, go to hard mode and do that.
Switch your difficulty to hard and then crouch over the edge.
Wait, that's fucking huge tech. What the hell?
See if you can get like blocks or armor or anything here. I would check the other trades. Maybe you approach it and pick up or something.
To get back to the Bastion.
Just like look at anything like a fire as there's some shit because you're gonna have to like fight more again.
Oh yeah, I threw all this shit out.
You see what's up to?
Cause maybe you don't pick up like another snooker.
Don't pick up that.
Okay, it's fine.
Okay, it's fine.
You have one fire, that's good.
You can trade the one go block for pearls.
That's probably smart actually.
Wait.
Pearls, pearls, pearls.
Come on!
Please, please, don't, don't everything.
I'm not bigs life any pearls.
Come on.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I just like whipped it like that I think yeah you did that and then I think you
went right twice or something okay that's better than zero true oh
this turns fine though no too big mavic you're gonna get once and you won't die
but you should try not to like don't don't full trust me on that but I drink
the fire is when you have time I don't know if the scouts and so I'm gonna kill
oh my god oh my god definitely had so many blocks in the fucking I know it's
okay
I mean, this game is sick and hang now.
Yeah.
Oh, brother!
Where the fuck is my thing?
Oh, yeah, you got ice bar here.
You're a good man.
Nah, the fucking double-minded key was just a monkey.
Like, what is that?
Two max mid...
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh.
not the fucking double man
just a monkey
like what is that two max
mint thing
oh my god
how the fuck did Lubbock lose to this
and all
Lubbock was dreaming of himself today too
he means to get banned
it's that way, that's that way
Lubbock had some like horrendous
this game so oh my god I was that was it I was fucking freaking out watching
that shit oh my god this guy's still here like get a fucking job bro why is
this skeleton still here okay um your shit might have went through the portal
some of it I really don't know this interaction I've never had this where
your dead body won't do the portal after you died it's probably also in the
other world you should pop you should pop a fire as
Like...
Oh, I don't need you, you, you, I don't need you.
I'm sure you have these potatoes in my pocket.
No, no, you don't need the potatoes.
You don't need the potatoes.
Crossbow.
That would be nice, actually.
Do you have fun, too?
Actually, this is...
You have fun, so good.
Okay.
Man.
They don't have coffee, do they?
Yeah, you're good.
I'll fix some more Falski.
How will it be lost like he didn't take 35 minutes on his game today?
What are rods?
Oh, hell no.
No, no, you haven't.
You have a nice top left.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're over here.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
I forgot I fucking tried to blind.
Alright, here.
Yeah, you put that in the portal.
What the hell?
Oh, yeah.
97 why is it good on the first throw like is that like a thing what's that about just means it like only is lining up with one of the
You just send it you should just send it really it's probably correct. Yeah. Yeah a break or no
My dude how how how do you how do you play this game?
all right uh 177 something this way we're gonna go 100 blocks quite a few
200 more you can throw one pearl if you want to hunger reset with an anchor you could but
I don't think we need
I think we had to rip a pearl over this fucking gaff honestly is it too big yeah let's just
like go over there left left more right more right sorry you're very straight
yeah yeah that way yeah you're almost lined up on your ex oh geez oh get
there actually I'm not gonna say that oh you gotta go 50 more blocks just
basically straightforward yo chill yo
and he's half on it
actually no he's been in for a while
the late zero cycle
yeah what kind of a
4698 yeah I can't even dig down after just like send it
Yeah, you could dig down. I'll tell you if you're gonna hit something. You can look at that sea counter in the top left, see how it's like 5, that's good. It's 22. If you hit a cave, it's unlucky. And it wouldn't be deep enough. That number gets to like 60, then it's scary.
I wonder if I'm gonna be able to get another one.
Imagine I missplaced right there, holy fuck.
You have time, you could lay below another one under you.
So we got to go options yay!
Can you run to her level?
I love settings.
I love settings.
That looks good, maybe.
I don't like anything.
Oh.
I think you're hovering, oh it's that.
It's whatever that was down mid.
Backup and rescan mid.
Oh, I'm just sending it.
I'm just sending it.
running down mid-street
f**king trolled
it might be that iron door if it's not here
oh what's that lava
lava lava lava
you see it
i see my windows
you got a hungry soul
how do you do this it's like
block there and then two blocks ahead height
whoa
click it and then pulse it down
and you gotta kill this f**king guy
i mean sure
I need to be in by this guy, like what's happening right now?
No, maybe he sucks at one cycling.
Put an armor, put an armor.
I'll always tell that to him.
Okay, you need a mint. What the fuck are we...
Let me just score.
Hey!
I'm coming!
Setting, setting, setting, setting.
Oh god!
We make a bigger deal of it than it actually is.
For like, not zero cycle, it's fine.
You should have to remember at some point.
I had the boxes on for the scan too, all of all.
That's fine, it's crazy.
Wait, so like, how do you even do this?
How do you have so much...
You build straight up on bow?
Like, do you have to do, like, any line, like with this, or like...
Oh no, people just take it easy.
I can show you what I can usually do, but that's literally all it is.
I- you can- what people do is, um, 41 buttons.
You can just build up on top of the obsidian that you place.
Oh really?
Yeah.
The only issue is that like the dragon perches on the bedrock at 0-0 exactly so if you put
a block over the bedrock it'll perch higher up.
So you can't like, you can't build up straight in the very very center but like the obby that
you place on the side is one offset from that.
Yeah the one time I did it.
So you go straight above that.
It like insta-purched while it was half-foeing and it perched like diagonally so it was like
I mean it's still like no. That's just kind of unlucky I guess.
I don't know if that's a while. Okay losing shoes stops here, come on. All right locking in.
How do you have so much energy this early in the day? 7 p.m?
This early? Crazy. I guess I do. You usually aren't even streaming by then. True, but I don't know bro.
I had a fucking long day. I was watching a lot of big games. That show was too funny.
Yeah.
Bro, what was the one? Oh my god.
Were he purled on the floor?
Oh my god. In the end?
What is this guy doing?
He purled up to the tower, didn't miss a block clutch,
barely saved it with the pearl down.
And then it's like, okay.
Tries the exact same thing again, and fucks up even harder.
Ha ha ha.
Oops, he's fucking...
Oh!
Jeez!
That's okay.
Hell nah.
That's disgusting. Wait, so how come sometimes you get the ninja brain bot only the first eye?
Um
It's literally just like
It depends on where you are in the world and where the show is it's just random basically like imagine
I could like draw it. I can draw it out and paint after this game
All right, Cloud Millie's going down. Yeah, it's actually fucking we're starting to try this game
Lock it lock it lock it lock it. It's gonna be it's gonna be BT. No, I can't be BT. It's gonna be DT. That's what I meant to say
GL
Here we go
Bonn? What the fuck is that spawn?
It's like some shit they put in like a screenshot for the game. It's like picture us floating in the water.
Check out this tech.
No! You saw the vision! Tell me you saw the vision though.
I did, I did.
Fuck man.
If you missed that one, that would have been really funny.
This guy's screen.
I would have been so tough.
God damn it.
I don't even do the fast TNT, whatever.
Fine then, hold on.
It's okay.
Wait for it.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't need any more iron.
Maybe it's a guy's angle. I mean, it's a G box angle. Let's see here
Grow over there
There's gonna be on the there's a overall gravel gravel on the ground in front of you. Yeah, it's like the
Cleanest chunk of life
Bro, it's like how do you like that when you like lose focus after like seven hours like you can't play it's impossible the game's too hard
But no one's gonna believe me either
the game is so hard the game is so hard
how the fuck is a children's game hard no you wouldn't fucking get it actually
quite frankly you wouldn't fucking understand
the super demon yesterday is like
you're anxious you can make a shovel if you want to
but not really nice you were like how do you play this game on not 100% focus
no you can't it's impossible
If I kill him I have to pee and I'm just lazy and I'm like damn I got pee after the next game
It's still it's just fucking me still. I don't know why I've had this problem for like months
What is going on with that pig?
I get a maximum of this what I get
what the hell that pig is what the fuck yeah sometimes they're like rank like
generates lollipops because the game will like break them sometimes and so if
it generates them like on a mob I think it's not like there's kind of a cool
like importantly they got these little paper blocks
I don't know, I'm kinda sick.
What the heck, dude?
Um, I should just like...
...some shit I won't need, thoughts?
Alright, let's go.
Alright, give me a good Batshrink, give me like a bridge, give me Donkey Kong, and to like a fortress in Twippy.
There's usually a fortress.
You're so greenie, bro, just scan.
It's gotta be just 50 here, no?
It's that fit, yeah, it's that.
go more left I don't know I like this upper
maybe it was better yeah you should like
basically every bash and it's better to
person the top I'll go even more left
here you can we scan and see oh my I'm
I almost trolled you and I'm like
Yes, I think it's like under you. Yeah, maybe that was better. Yeah, I thought I was straighter than it was
But you basically always want to stay high because it gives you the most options to do things later. Yeah makes sense
It's treasure
Not insuited. That's left. It is treasure. Oh fuck. I do you know wallhacks? I know I did. I thought I saw the blob
But it was just bigger
If you lose this game by 20 seconds, I told you to go the wrong way, it's my fault.
If you lose this game for any other reason, it's my fault too.
Um, hold on, do I have any gold? I do. Check this out.
Check them out.
What am I just gonna do? I'm just gonna be safe. Like, what's the harm of being safe?
Uh, it's slow, but it's fine.
like will that matter here? like in this rank? no
like bro can we like get out the way man?
what are you talking about?
oh my god
my blood just buckered
Jesus
just draw more in each set
and then you just commit to
they're all distracted by the guys that I'm out of here
Jesus Christ
Okay, so so girly I go to the other side you need the same thing on this side. Yeah, just do the same thing you're doing
What's up fuck? What is this generation? Yeah? That's fine. How the fuck are those all missing?
What? I mean games just trashed. I don't know.
That's actually fucking crazy.
Like we gotta talk to Oliver, I don't know.
I've never seen it just open like that.
This seat is freaky for sure.
Now we can uh, uh, okay, um, yeah that's just fucking strange, like this lava, like what
is that?
It's kind of like, it shouldn't, it shouldn't spread, yeah, but you just like, yeah, be
I'll see you if I can get her.
Let's eat a steak, shall we?
I'm gonna go back to these guys.
Okay.
We're gonna...
do this.
three arrows
I know where the four is behind
all the sand blocks you can fucking cross
we'll figure that out in the full out later
I saw pearls, yeah, I saw that
yeah, yeah, yeah
that shit, okay
yell it up guys
got some goodies for you
did you leave a block in the chest at the bottom?
I don't think he did it.
Oh fuck, he's dead.
He just got me out.
That guy down there too?
Like are they stupid?
Like...
Like they have to be just dumb.
Check the chest again.
I heard you left something.
Yeah, go look.
Why is this like...
Is this batch just like completely fucked?
Save it, save it.
That's over, it's actually just gone.
Oh shit.
And if we work while generally I'll just tell you
You look you should break the spawner at the bottom
You could like go to the top and like wide and look around if you want to but
If you want to go to the top and why you can anything it's like kind of the way you're looking
Yeah, I'm gone. I'm not here.
Uh-huh.
Huge?
Where is it?
I'll call and come back, just yet.
My yellow's getting fucking obtained.
What the hell is it?
I'm sure I'll rip it that way, I guess.
Yeah, you'll watch this.
Holy fuck, my butt puckered.
Oh my god.
Cool.
I just got to stop killing that. I just got to give up. I just got to give up. I can't.
What am I doing, man? Oh, that's not the best. Oh my god. What is wrong with me?
Oh, jeez.
Like you can't grind this game like eight hours
like it's impossible if you actually can.
Most people don't, yeah, most people don't.
It's, I think it's really hard to keep focused that long.
I got an ad and he's dead.
Yeah, I fucking died.
I
Know that's the most tilting shit for me, dude
I'll be like I'll be seven minutes into a seed in the overworld with nothing and I this guy comes in chat
Just guy here. Do you die like what the fuck do you think happened?
but actually
Yeah, I'm just like fucking around for fun one of the seed over
What?
Kissing me off
I'd like that you were aggressive with your pearls, but when you're pulling to a fort it's just always always good to just
Like yeah, cuz you could have thrown that same exact curl, but just lined up with the
Line up with the side the left side. Yeah
Brain lag it's okay
Just give it a bump some fucking bullshit
Okay, he's blind from another dimension. Good for you.
Fucking Cloud Lily.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Ah, yoyoyoy.
Game is impossible. Like, what can you do? I don't know.
You got two cows.
Why have people last time fucking three?
It's better, I guess
There's on me
You know, I know in yeah, honestly, it's not lucky what can you do
Can I play this person after I leave the lab?
What all of it not like that?
It's fine
I think if you... yeah...
I would say we probably have the same chat moderation rules as most other games.
You can only see the fucking Bastion right there.
Wait, maybe that's what you saw?
No, no.
Yo, uh, Feinberg.
I was just wondering, how many draft picks did you send fruit berries to get super on
your team?
Well, for Midhouse 4, you draft?
Midhouse 3, I mean, you go to them now.
Now that I have a little child you're friendly, play Minecraft?
Yeah, what the hell?
First of all, SuperD had me saying he thought he was kind of weirded out that you keep joining
Polly's now.
He doesn't feel that way about you.
I didn't scare the fuck out of him when I joined.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could do that, oh shit.
Yeah.
Because we were having one of our weekly chats, uh, super that we have all the time.
Right.
Because we were too close.
And then, uh, yeah, you were like, yeah, this Fimber guy, man, like.
Yeah, that might seem familiar.
Yeah, yeah.
Not to call him out or anything, but.
Alright, well that's all the bits I had planned.
Okay, love you bit.
Huh?
Cool.
That's a little side quest there, I guess.
Yeah, all good.
You know what that felt like to me?
You don't play RuneScape, like the random event pop-ups, that's what that was.
I'm not actually on T1 for RuneScape.
Who are you on?
I played a, yeah.
I just only played games on the Wii until I was 10, and then I just played Minecraft.
Remember we gotta go on this north side again, cause, um...
Oh yeah, true.
Drop, drop, drop the build, drop the build, drop the build.
It's just all fucked though.
The whole thing is just like fucked.
What is this game?
I think it's just disgusting now.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Like I never had a PlayStation or an Xbox.
You crazy? Really?
Yeah.
I don't have the go, we in a Wii U.
I got a hand-me-down Xbox or something? Yeah.
Dude, the gamepad kind of grew on me.
I'm like, it kind of sucks, but we wouldn't have to switch without the gamepad.
So I look at it from that way.
That's not a bad idea actually.
But the gamepad was so useless.
I heard it.
I think Cloudy died.
I hope I got it.
I hope I got it.
I think this is strong by a thousand blocks.
I think Cloudy did something parish, quite frankly.
Like bro, I swear to god if you like went back and watched all these replays, I've
literally only watched like no one's out playing me except like I just drooled on myself like
it's so bad.
Like it's just like dumb as shit like that over and over and over like okay, oh my god.
only only the very first game you played it on the fourth today you didn't
wait what did I do some desert temple seed well I think I didn't know I actually
did miss the show yeah yeah you had six minutes on the blind spot and then the
other three see Joe fucking go where are they oh my god I was fucking not in
in there jackass all right let's do this a little bit of a inventory man in there shall
we?
this okay and then what's over here extra gold extra that extra that
Oh, we're not going to get 20 out of it, but it's chill.
We saw the 14.
True.
We've done one.
We need to skydive.
I hope so.
I hope so.
I got 20 this time at the foot.
You probably lost a gold block or something, or I don't know.
Oh my, who was that gold block I-
Oh yeah.
Oh gee.
Praise him.
Praise him.
I was like, how are you?
20.
Oh god.
Maybe you don't pearl for now, or something, or like run closer.
We have low health, bro.
Yeah, it's fine, but...
Bad. They did it bad.
They did it too bad.
Cause like we're still gonna have only rotten flesh when we get here, right?
How often do you pick up mushroom stew, by the way?
Literally never.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I don't think it's wrong for you to do it, but like, it's always speculative, unless you see the reds and the browns, and that's just so rare.
I'm like never looking for that.
Ah, fuck, when's the last time I actually did mushroom stew?
I don't remember.
I suppose this is at the side of the fort now.
Yeah, let's not fucking rule on myself this time.
Let's just like hit the-
So like under the left side or something, yeah, that's way better.
Wow, that's so much fucking easier than whatever dumb shit-
How would I run, man?
Oh my god, it was a great game.
I know, you see like 100% focus always in this game.
I have like 20 million strings so first things first we're going to blow this shit up.
Well you can do TNT but in my aggro that zombie pig guy so if you want to do TNT I can tell
you what we can do instead is you should make button.
You should make four buttons.
I'm not even lying.
Yeah because buttons they don't give you kill credit.
Oh god I, oh my god I'm panicking.
It's okay.
Because that zombie pig then is like you could and then yeah fine I don't endorse it.
big soup
Even if the TV is half argue the wall
Yeah, but if you make buttons them the team TV doesn't count as your team to you just counts like redstone
I don't know they got a bed though, so
So, you should use another Fire Rage because you have 5 of them and you have 20 seconds
and so if I don't say it right now I'm going to forget and then I know you're not thinking
about it so we're going to die.
I guess we'll start crafting.
Yup.
Oh my god if I win this.
Wait so see if you can diamond pick something.
So siege of the diamond picks are they like not guaranteed to give you 20 obby?
No siege is guaranteed to give you 20 obby.
The only guarantee is that you get 6 obsidian every 72 trades.
Like it just forces 6 obby trades like within the first 8 go blocks or within every 8 go
blocks somewhere and then um wow and then one chest in the fashion is guaranteed to
have 5 obsidian.
So treasure treasure a lot of the time you can get like 15 16 of city
I'm like you had it in your own game, but I didn't pick to
Put the fire out
Okay, now we blind
Actually, I should make it here for the overlap
That's actually correct
I mean, I'm moving, that's a two eye right there.
Yep.
Chat, it's technically better to make the eyes, well, it's better to make the eyes in the
nether because then you're, you're like activating the blaze spawner for longer.
You want to do as little as possible in the overworld.
Like you don't like craft anything or have any inventory shit.
You want to be loading the spawner as much as possible.
So, because like that's what you're tasting like though.
I'm just going to have the spawner.
All right, so I'm going to minus 130.
Just hear it.
One more.
Please
It's like that I know though I would go the other way like I feel like there's the train goes through
Yeah
Well, that's it
Or like that's the best you're gonna get. Yeah, you only have to go a hundred blocks in the nether
Maybe
So I go one 18 minus 286 you can go through the 40 or two like
Little force
How do you I would turn around
Yeah, that is sure yeah, it's like a left or right I can't tell it goes right okay, you're gonna get to one 18 and then just take the wall
Yeah
Yeah, for sure this.
For sure. You can go again.
There we go.
There we go.
It's huge tech.
You can eat a flush too.
Well, you're not spacebar spam a little bit.
Yeah, if you don't spacebar spam, you're gonna flush.
Because you might have to, you're gonna dig down here and you want to help think as you fall.
You're at 86 in a second.
You're there, you're there, you're there.
You techless, you're gonna-
What the fuck?
You're gonna back left one block.
Oh yeah.
What the fuck, you should wait together.
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
You're not gonna hit anything.
There you go.
Wait, oh my god, I called up.
Oh my god!
Never give up!
Yeah, wait, wait.
Guys, never give up.
Never give up!
Oh shit!
Lock in.
WHAAAAAT?!
Okay, just throw an eye and we'll boat.
Don't even measure it, just throw an eye and we'll boat.
What a fuckin' end all.
No, no, try it right now. Just throw an eye, you don't have to measure it.
Oh, GG. Well, that'll be a one eye.
Just see if you see the stronghold.
Like, on the coast or whatever.
You shouldn't be that far off, even though you're decent.
you look you should measure third one if you get like space
I'm just going to be on you there.
Oh!
Yeah, don't even tell them to say, yeah, and then just go out and build up on the tree.
Nice fucking quad kill.
So I just like, measure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's like-
Oh, it's like-
Oh, you did not.
Did it go down?
Oh, it's up, it's right here, right here.
Just take care, take care.
So pop your chunk, yeah, pop your chunk borders and see, yeah, yeah, it's just, it's there.
Yeah, this is it.
Put a block where you're in.
If it's a zero, I'm going to be really sad for you.
If it's a zero, I think it's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
if it's zero I think it's just like I don't know God hates me Oliver hates me
what can you do Oliver please you definitely just desync your second
I think or one of them you didn't stop for the full second you stop for like
point it or some shit I didn't print it or just go somewhere
Oh, there's so many mobs from this line of work
What are we doing?
Serving
bro i don't know what maybe maybe
what if it's just like
oh a little bit of a light show
it's just loops to a sh**
dude like what are these strongholds man
like how does it like why are strongholds generation so f**ked
compared to like everything else
i don't get it
oh game sucks i guess
no no no
Let's see the left dude and go back to that door and then like go right like yeah, and this is the
iron door or something
Think it could have been where the fucking ton of mobs were that one spot
Yeah, yeah, Gigi cloudily Gigi are you real what do you mean?
Was it this iron door
Yeah, it was it was where the mobs were each other. Oh, I was thinking of you do that like a warrant or the store
right there are you real perhaps I have to get go to back at least right look
you have to go one more if you just don't die then you're fine let me draw
this thing of paint for you oh yeah
um you're gonna like see yourself today um
whoa nice um like a stronghold it's like a fucking ring right so like if this
Like if this okay, how do I make the brush bigger? I'm not a big pink. Oh, oh, right right like why is it sometimes like
Yeah, so like
If this is like spawn or whatever and then
This can have a fill no fill and then let's say so the strong be like
1,400 blocks to 2,600 blocks away. So let's say like right
I want this to be like, I just want this to be bigger for like demonstration purposes.
So let's say like this whole area, why do I change the color?
This whole area like here is like bad, right, no stronghold and then this whole area is
good.
So let's say like, if you throw an eye like here and it points this way, this whole line
can all be stronghold. So if it hits any of these chunks, like there's like 3,000 blocks with the chunks this way,
then the calculator doesn't know which one it is, right? Then you have to throw a second eye.
Oh shit, we're not enjoying. And then it'll line up.
But if you throw an eye like here, and it points this way,
there can only be like, there's so much less room for it to
intersets. Does that make sense at all?
Yeah, I think so.
It's like because you're measuring totally totally randomly, so like your accuracy is always the same
But if your eye just ends up going this way like through a longer part of the ring
This can hit way way way more chunks right like this line
There's like
Thousands of chunks here like right turn the grid. I don't I can't turn a grid on but like this is this length right here is like
like, 4,000 blocks or something.
So this can hit a lot of chunks.
Cause all the cuckoos are doing is you're getting
a really fucking precise line.
And it's looking at what chunks it's hitting 8-8, basically.
Cause that's like where the eye goes to.
That's how you can do it with one eye sometimes, right?
But it's unconfident because a lot of the time
you're hitting a lot of chunks.
Especially if you're not doing bowed eye,
it's not as confident cause it doesn't like
know your sensitivity.
And so you can't like give it as accurate
of decimal points and stuff.
But let's say you start your line here,
And it goes this way.
Now this is like 500 blocks.
So you're hitting like 30 chunks instead of 300.
So maybe it's only close to 8 out of one of those chunks.
So it doesn't matter if you're not 100% like
with your accuracy and your Bota and stuff.
Oh, because it always goes to 8 out of the chunk.
Is that what it is?
It always goes to 8 out of the chunk.
Yeah, so that's how much you're like one line, so.
Because the game, because the calculator
just knows where the strongholds stop.
Like it'll never, it'll never give you a coordinate
where like the game can't physically put a stronghold
because it's like outside of the ring.
That's why it works with one eye a lot of the time.
All right, here we go.
Goal two right fucking now.
I'm done fucking on that one.
Clear the calc.
Let's fucking go.
Clear the calc.
Lock in.
Full serious.
Where'd you, Emerald?
Stop.
You don't understand.
Yeah, it was Emerald.
That shit tells me to, bro.
I'll be like rank three and then I'll lose five games
when we rank 10.
Where'd you just rank three?
It's like, what do you think happened, bro?
Like what?
She saw me lose two games.
Yeah, bro, when it's like this.
A gog, aga, aga, aga, aga, aga.
This guy has no eyes or mouth.
It's just like an airline.
Yeah, it's true.
All right, let's go.
Here we go.
shit right village gel aga
is it worth ever get trees first and he's yeah it's basically on these a lot
of time you don't want to get sticks or you want to get two logs first cuz we
don't got a pickaxe that's fine but it's like how do you kill the fucking golem
right you have two sticks so you can go mine cobble turn mine cobble and then
that that red house to your left has a crappy table so you can mine for cobble
and just craft your axe we can craft the shovel later
so in this house is gonna have a crafting table and then there's like a
fucking church looking house like temple looking house to your left in front of
you there's a chest in there they can have gold this is this is low kick game
winning chess at the netherite level move don't loot this chest you lose the
on the spot right here yeah you gotta go to the right are you going to the right
you didn't go right oh if I got oh look at that for gold yeah a legit game
winning at the top level you got three emeralds from there too trade for an
axe that's just some under undercover so under underground you got a crutch
okay that's fine too
it's because you're crutching over the edge when you crash for the edge of any
block the game acts like you're the block so yeah if you want to go up you
have to stand on that block it's fucking go and you have a river behind you and
you have the trees behind you as well where's the blacksmith where's bro at
what the fuck you don't need it oh the emeralds oh yeah we didn't know three
worlds that's okay oh there's a room portal over there is that long oh yeah
you could go there uh it's probably just you should go there because if there's
Really funny, and I think you can make a portal there. There's lava there
So you do your trees first your trees first your trees first maximum the fucking looting roll holy fuck
You can make a bucket and shears and then only get like a one gravel or some shit because you're probably gonna get a fun
You can make an iron shovel too
You're a sheer trees to
I don't know if we're going to be able to get some.
Am I getting bucket shears?
Bucket shears and you can make iron shovel.
You're guaranteed iron in the room portal.
If this chest, it doesn't exist, I just throw the entire game and I'm sorry.
I'm just going to hope for them to come back.
Nah.
But I would make a shovel.
On food buried life?
Get in here.
Oh my god, I didn't have to be dead.
I need it for Valorant tonight too, which is crazy.
Are you guys going to put Valorant in stack before fucking day three?
I've been playing for a while just because of mid-offs.
We played yesterday and I fucking drew it all over.
Yes!
Oh good.
It's okay, we gotta go get flanaries.
Or you don't have water?
Oh my god, this is gonna make water a fucking problem.
Well, you don't have water, bro.
I definitely can't go blocks though, I don't like that.
Oh my...
See, are you sure you got it?
Oh!
It's so stupid.
Yeah, this should be...
I think this is completed while there's no crying, right?
You should just um put blocks under it to check. Yeah. Okay. It's good. Oh my fucking god
Put it you can put a water. Yeah, yeah, and then how I do this in a way so put water in the bottom put water in the bottom
Put water in the bottom. Yeah, and then you put a lot
It'll break no don't break it. Okay, that's fine put the lava on the top of the lobby and then put the water on the ceiling ceiling
Oh genius
I've never seen that crosswalk
What are we fucking doing
Your fucking brain. Oh
Jesus Christ
What is cool?
What do you what do you cut your div armor? What do you cut them still something still? Oh, yeah
Yeah.
Um, offhand?
Smart.
Max win.
Oh my, it's so lucky.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh!
The bathroom is closed, let's look more legit.
Um...
Ah, you're more just swimming ahead of time.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Oh, come on.
Surely.
Did you have forts? You're left? Yeah, forts left, forts left.
Alright, alright, alright. We're in this. Can you make food?
Yeah, I can. Can I make food? I can make a boat? I can...uh...something.
Some bullshit. What the fuck am I doing?
Because you have armor?
Okay, boat.
I like that.
Okay, you can do mana in here, but you should build the bridge first, right?
Cause it's lava and you're like, that's fine. That's fine.
Dude, I can't think like you can let me see my fucking brain is like melting in real time.
This is disgusting.
Eight hours too much for you for Minecraft. That's OK.
OK, so wait, what am I going to do?
You got to play a game. You got to auto-pull it.
Oh, off of the bread.
That's just manhunt.
You can do manhunt, but you got to build.
You should build the bridge first.
Oh, yeah, that's gross.
Just like connect everything first
He's the anything
Nice.
Did you have a gold coin there?
Not really fine.
What's your guys?
Three guys?
Nice.
Ow.
I think I have to break this and then dig up.
Yeah, and build up with it.
Up, up, up.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What?
He's so jealous.
I didn't even think about the problem.
It's because you block it off with the gilded so you re-agger them.
Wait, that's a...
I'm too stupid to fucking...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a thing.
When you break that golded blackstone, it aggro's just like you broke the gold blocker
chest.
Right, but I thought I placed it.
You could place a gold block and break it, so aggro's on.
You place the chest and break it aggro's on.
I literally just wasn't even thinking about that, but that pulled the guys up from higher
way too early.
Wait, don't be fucking an extra iron pick.
I guess I got two from the blacksmith.
Hold on.
I was like, where the fuck did this come from?
There might be a game where you can distract them.
There might be a game where you can leave this extra iron pick behind.
Oh.
Okay, so you probably have armor in that bottom. Just run past these guys.
You probably have armor in that bottom double chest you didn't pick up that's where I want you to go
Where you start manhunt and there's probably not gonna be a guy there if there is you drop your gold or summer
And then you should be able to do the rest is like how do you can like map this out on your head like in real time?
Like it's not possible. I just played this game
Good
Nice on a set. Okay. It's all pros back here. You shouldn't reset. No, no. It's smart. Oh my god. Okay.
Nice. Oh, yeah, you're right. I could have just marked my show. No, no, that's fine.
Just get food and eat bread and then reset. Like mental reset.
Okay. Where's my food at?
We're chilling. The other way to deal, actually, like, that's actually like a one of, like a one in a million mistakes.
that is just like a weird situation you never see before
I'm like I didn't catch it in time because I just didn't think about it
hey you were where you were you just block off
yeah here
can you block off honey?
yeah
yeah that's fine
go go go go
alright time to make up so much time, ready for the shit?
you're not ready for this
I'm ready
alright I'm ready
I'm killing that
oh my god there's like 20 yo yo why are there so many pigs here
wait there's so many pigs he bred because then you start the little
Oh my god.
Well, there's so many pigs I didn't even hear myself place a block, there's so many fucking
pigs at one time.
That's crazy, you know?
Oh, let's do some of this.
You can place a chest if you want to organize.
this place a chest of your own or guys like four things on the left you're
So bad man
You can leave you can leave you can leave
Where's the 4 on the river?
To your right, back right right now
Oh yeah
Yeah go up the stairs over there
I'll go up the stairs
Oh man
What a fucking good time to stand up
What a game yeah
It's one of the right, it's one of the right
the right yeah like I'm I think so you can go up left on that nether egg if
you want to or you can go to the fourth I think you maybe can reach that the
the force probably is better than the pearl, and I'm trolling you, you know.
I wish I jumped, but...
It's okay.
Holy fucking, look at this...
Sick maneuver from me.
Eat your food.
It's not slow.
You're also not in the good part, it's kind of unlucky.
But you're, there's balcony ghosts in that part, so...
Wait, what the fuck?
It's fake, it's rare, it's rare.
here with the top 100 rarest generation of room
I just want to go in the floor
okay, when are you going in?
yeah, yeah, like into the back
this should be the good part right here
yeah, this is the real good part
what is?
oh fuck
yeah, dig through the wall, dig through the wall
dig through the wall
what kind of fucking disaster code?
that's just freaky
at all, there you go
right there
Oh, double smar!
Oh, it's Maxman, Maxman, Maxman!
You're purling 10 blocks, yeah, so...
Ha ha ha!
So this is where I can stay when I get more, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like in that, on the corner, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, I saw the big ass line.
Yeah, he's gonna jump, but he's gonna fucking make a leap of aid, isn't he?
Uh, like, we're gonna start building, I don't know what I do here.
It's just like a double smar-
Yeah, you can do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hear him, I hear him, I hear him!
You fucker!
I just have to kill him though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's back.
He's fucking back.
Is this hitting those bombs?
You gotta add the devil to your chat bro.
Please, I have to win one.
I forgot what it feels like to win.
I actually forget.
You won two games today.
Yeah, but that was like how many hours ago
You can cut your wool and shit shit shit
Oh, it's blinking
I think stone axes are so fucking awful.
That's terrible.
Yes!
Oh my god!
You're seven!
Focus!
Focus!
He could be trolling.
I'm not gonna do that.
He could be trolling.
Also, if he has a portal to the stronghold, he might not be that far.
Also, if he has a portal to the stronghold, he might not be that far away.
Don't fucking...
Don't tweak out. Just get out of this bed, don't move.
Don't move, and then craft, and then throw your eye.
You're gonna fucking tweak out and de-sing again.
Smart.
Perfect.
100%.
Is that real?
Yeah, just send it. Yeah, it's perfect.
situation that I was like explaining where it's just the line is strong as well I can tell
this on the screen so it's not 2 or 2 1 8
watch this guy watch him okay
what can you do you got a pearl down on the lava but yeah far as I just
prostrate down on the lava right there yeah I'm scared
you build like and they got to build sideways 20 blocks but you have gravel and
Also
Now throw the run all you haven't seen anything yet get ready for this
It's the wrong way you're looking the wrong way. Yeah, that's just a nice jump jump jump. Yeah
You build crying I'll be too I guess you have 33 of it
if you're looking for a black one this runs out
we're going to 2-180
it's red 2
2-180 go go go go
okay don't fuck this up
don't place obi here don't place that here either
We have to stand on two.
Yeah, two in a row, yeah.
Okay, you answered me.
Eight.
Okay, cool.
Keep scanning, keep scanning.
I like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh
Somewhere that way
Go middle go middle on the right
Top right top right top right top right top right Roger that from this
Please on everything
Settings settings
I'm gonna go fucking nab like that on the real game.
What are you talking about?
When I fucking play my ranked games, do I get in the stronghold first?
I don't get a spike, I just like, hit it in my stomach right off fucking loose.
Wait, so are spikes like different for everyone?
What makes sense, what I'm saying?
Um, it's just pretty random.
You know there's just a couple
Are you don't know about you can't hurt about we didn't say that perch
That's really weird. I like that you looked at it
Look different like basically based on like your PC. I don't know how that works. Yeah, it's all dependent on like your CPU usage
Generally like everyone has an AMD CPU
And like no video AMD GPU is pretty similar that's pushing pushing
I lied. I wanted you to look that.
Hey, I'm good.
That'll be a lie?
That's why I'm not lying. I'm just making it educated guess and then it doesn't work.
What super is a real elo without coach?
I literally got to Emerald without getting coach, by the way.
He did.
And then he lost five games today without a coach either.
I'm gonna watch out.
Yeah, I should not be fucking doing that.
If that 180's in, yeah, purge, purge, purge, purge.
That'd be server, if it's on. Yeah, I'm left side.
Oh my god, I want a game!
You gotta see what happened to this guy on the stronghold, look at what just happened.
He must be like, creepin' and shit.
That's fine.
I told you.
Everyone's specs are pretty similar.
Like maybe they change a couple of percentage points, which only really matters at the top level
What the hell happened to this guy?
but then
There's one there's one top runner like one guy in the top five that has a
Well, there's like one guy at the top hundred that has an Intel GPU, but he happens to be in the top five like all the time
His spikes are so weird
the hell is he wall hacking? what is this shit?
he probably heard it, he probably heard the swordfish
oh my god, what did he do? what the fuck did he do?
what does he do? oh my god he let him wigg'd!
OH MY GOD HE LUTTWIGGED!
OH MY GOD!
OHHHHH NOOO!
OHHHHH HELL NOOO!
Yeah, to reset, that's literally the worst possible death. You have to reset if that happens to you.
I want one more.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's awesome, bro.
Wait, but it's like two addictions, just like Q again in this game?
Wait, I lost an hour ago, I need to get my badge.
You should have mentioned at the start of every ranked match that you have a coach present
viewing your match.
Can you fuck off?
I can't type Geo, oh I got it off, oh my god Maxman.
Holy shit we're in the temple.
I had to fix my sleeve there, slow, realign myself.
Wait this is actually like a fucking, this is sub 10 I can feel it.
Actually do DTs get sub 10? I don't even know.
What's like the...
Um, desert temple is, I mean everything is slower than room portal.
But it just comes down to like nether quality.
There's gravel in the temple do you have yet or just gravel or something just 12 gravel. You can just mine. I answer
Um, I think that the ranked temple world record is like a six. What is Loki's time like six twenty seven or something
It's pretty rare to get a really good desert temple time though just because
The enter is slow you just have to go down up the temple
You can't have like a dog here. You can't place another man. I fully like you
You can't place a pressure plate on leaves
I shouldn't expect you I didn't expect you to like fuck up placing a couple times. I don't know you're
Fucking gravelers. It's another side of this mountain. Oh, right. Holy fuck
Yeah
My W crafts
Um, yeah water let's it go. No, you can have a wobble a lot of the pigs
Just like flash them in an axe. Yeah, just do the pigs do the pigs
How's annoying cuz you can milk the colors paste your left. Oh, right. Oh
Go save. Yeah, do these things do it for pigs
Yeah, technically you can let them burn for two checks instead of one
I mean this guy's right here.
Not gonna be greedy.
That ghost bucket, I can just feel it.
I just know that ghost bucket.
Wait, so what's going on?
You actually have like a gambling addiction?
Like what's up with that by the way?
Me?
Yeah.
Well, cuz I saw my cases earlier like just like a life in general just because I think you said something today
I was just like curious about it. I don't know
It's I don't actively gamble
I'll just like lose a lot of money doing one thing and I'm like I like cuz I know
Gamble is not fun cuz you know you're gonna lose but like every new for my game or like maybe it's fun
Okay, when I went to when I went to Vegas for I turn 21 the day I landed. It's pretty cool
I got that, I don't remember that.
And I went to the casino and I was like damn, I lost money and I didn't even lose money
and it was kind of fun.
But in my head I have to try everything once to know that it's bad.
Yeah.
So I fucking blow money on options trading, like prediction.
Oh yeah, the options that is the general by the way.
The options trading that is the general.
Not like a large amount of money, but it's like I was trying everything now.
Oh my god.
Wait, you didn't eat a porkchop?
You can make armistice out of money.
Yeah, these guys are fucking good.
I think I'm gonna see one of them, yeah these guys are fucking campin' your ass.
But it's good, like I do shoot once and I hold back.
Oh my god, you're in fucking Tarzan. Jesus.
These guys are fully like, yawned all right, you don't put-
What?! Oh, not so bad.
You also didn't pick up the other one, you didn't know what you were doing.
Oh fuck. That explains it.
It's good.
just run past this guy, he's a crossbow, he ain't shit
yeah my inventory is fucking chopped, I gotta fix that
they're angry over here
what do you like down a few pigs?
dude what is this generation bro?
it's fine, if you just put one block on the side
they can build figured out eventually
they'll figure it out, that's fine
they'll get up eventually
if they don't like it, what can you fucking do?
save it it's safe okay it's fine I'll figure it out
I will say I don't gamble that much but like if I go to Vegas craps is pretty
fun I can't yeah I think that's like that's the one thing that like I think
if I ever went back to like a casino or something that'd be the one thing I think
I would do it's like being person and I feel like it's more than experience
even like the
spot box behind you
that's fine you can
you can hit him
oh my god
there's a guy about this guy coming to him
just stay up yeah
Jesus Christ
I don't know like table like table games in our casino
I think is the only thing I would like do a second time
Even though I lost I feel like it was like the experience and like especially with other people but like slots at a casino
I feel like it's DJ and online slots is DJ
Online anything is DJ like I like even like online blockjack or anything
I
Can see the line for sports betting if you're responsible you do like five bucks a game
I give you like a little bit to fucking play for but like no one that that's just like a slippery slope
And I also have some degenerate sports
I don't like how like it's so normalized now with like advertisements for like every every like major sports like
Yo, pick them pick them pick them
What's the name of sports network like sports like group like what the fuck you call the NFL like just the NFL
I put this on fucking hidden debris engine debris
Holy fuck max win
that's what I just don't like is you can't like a watch like any fucking major
sports game and they're not fucking like fan to like the high schoolers
I feel like a responsible 40 year old like you're out of the prison bar and
you want to put five bucks on whatever game you're watching like whatever
My lawn you basically good. Yeah, you're going there. I'm positive. Yeah, I think was for it. Yeah
Which is this way
It's and I was negative it was negative it can't be positive you it was the way we came
All good
right to you know it's gotta be somewhere I have a lot of food yeah probably
yeah somebody right there you go I think you have a gavel too even with this I'm
fucking whipping some pearls we gotta get moving you have two gaps bro careful
those smart pearls mmm up there that's good that's good blocks
okay guys you're at the top of the fort you can dig in if you see nothing I'm
I'm digging, yeah I'm digging.
Wait what over there?
It's fine.
We're going in, we're going in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh what is that?
We gotta make some, make up some time.
That's some new curls.
That's good.
Baki in.
Left.
Nice.
Right.
Nice.
Up.
Holy shit.
They're testing us?
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
Well that was actually a kind of clean navigation for me.
I can't even lie.
Okay, yeah.
Okay you can do the TNT, don't you?
Yup.
This is always the number one thing you want to do when you get to a spawner
You want to be as cleared out as fast and as early as possible like as much as possible
So you know before you craft
It's gonna be way better for you to just sit here. I promise if we need like one rod at the very end maybe we go to that place
You don't that's why I like that
I have a shovel I have a shovel oh my god if there's more damage on the pickaxe so it's
not the worst choice you could make there but is that real I didn't know that yeah yeah
it is oh my god someone's got to give him a nerdy iron shovel clip holy fuck that's too
good you can drop like three fires you have five of them yeah true
can make a boat or you can make a boat
we start building um yeah yeah
that sucks
I didn't get to the front
no
come on, we're on an axe
awesome
that's okay, they have the same rates, believe it or not
fire on the ground
after you've got the last ones
oh shit
nice
you've flushed down into the room
we make this in here so we overlap
You can measure an aisle if you want to.
I don't need the wool.
My mouse is doing fucking shit.
Eat while I'm peeking.
First buy a new super light.
What the f...
Just stand still for one second.
Okay, you can read it there.
Reset! Reset! Reset!
Reset.
One more.
It's okay.
Right fight was easier to go right.
Stand still. Throw. Nice.
That's good. That's perfect.
That's fine.
Let's go.
That broke, so we need to get one more rod regardless.
Wait, going fast is so nice.
wait going fast is so nice and you're in the day still and there's no mobs holy
fuck yeah yeah yeah it's so fuck like watching all you guys blind like 14
minutes like I think I'll minus 61
dude so max is ready for it
firefighter firefighter
I'm going I'm going I'm going
yeah you can probably
down through this terrain almost as good yeah perfect yeah perfect
we're gonna go to 202 minus 244
we're gonna run straight a lot yeah that was a little scary
But straight a hundred blocks right so just like over this go around this then
I'll just do it looks like you're down here. You can whip it for on the lava probably
Yeah, I was a gravel down there. We'll get you close. I hit the gravel and then build
okay
Yeah, you're like 10 blocks away to this way. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, you handle this
Printed the fuck out of the sky left left left
Fucking smut them on this one these options video settings a change my settings in the port of room. I have to say it out loud
I don't remember.
Oh that way baby.
That way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.
Fuck it.
That's all we got.
That's all we got.
Okay.
Maybe?
Turn around, turn around, back to top right.
Turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around.
Yeah, yeah, try top right, try top right maybe because I build this top right.
I know you have hitboxes on but it's fine.
I can still tell the numbers.
Oh yeah.
Try top right.
If not then it's like weirdly called or something.
And...
Oh yeah, beautiful.
Yeah, beautiful. We had the fucking right idea.
Setting, setting, setting, settings.
I forgot, even though I set it all up.
I know, it's okay, I did that to you.
Overlap the heat!
It goes so far to the left.
Overlap?
We in there.
Okay, you have no bow, so just play some more.
Ah, I keep forgetting about bow, I don't remember.
That's okay.
It's gonna die, by the way.
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure he spawned a stronghold before me like he had.
You gotta ask him.
That's DM.
Oh!
That's what he's doing.
I think maybe he fucked up his engine rainbow.
Purge.
Yeah, watch it, watch it, watch it.
Watch it.
Watch it still, watch it still.
Oh, it's trolled.
Oh, what is that?
Eat some flesh, but don't hold the pearl.
You can pearl it.
You can pearl it.
You have enough health.
You'll be on my force.
I would have been a PB if it fucking went in.
Swap.
I don't know if I jumped there.
Alrighty.
Dragon.
You have for me today.
Another S-Fire block.
Yep.
360 that?
You like that?
I like that a lot.
I got a little scared, but then you kind of got the block down and I liked it.
I like that.
Fine Mark went again super with 10 minute delay.
Well, I went to your man at four minutes, so.
Well, I almost beat through with a four minute delay
on the fifth try.
I'm watching some of those.
I get a four minute start, I almost beat him.
He's just one cycled and I had an instant perch do.
He's just one cycled, or a zero cycled, I mean.
Yeah, I said I go zero.
It's just too good, it takes away all the fucking R&D.
Yeah, yeah, zero cycles, crazy.
Man, this guy's, the printer's a little shud.
I don't know what that is anymore.
Freaky ass dragon.
Yeah, she's just fucking around, bro, I don't know.
Like, what is that?
Oh my god, stop, don't even fucking...
That's just crazy.
I'm sure I'm about to get fucking, when did I enter?
Like, what, what is she doing?
Yeah, that's crazy movement.
Yeah, push, push, push, push, push.
Yeah, just throw.
Ah, maybe right side.
I don't know, that's gonna be weird.
Oh my god, we're back, I'm so fucking back.
You little slingshot charged?
I should have released there I say.
You're back on the upload.
True.
Alright, I mean I gotta do one more.
Don't watch replay, well now I gotta watch it.
I wasn't going to but no I gotta watch it make sense
What they do
Well, I actually had no plans on watching it until they said that so now I like it's like come on
They just had bad I
I don't even know.
They're going to be strong?
I don't think so.
Oh yeah, I don't know what they're...
Oh they're going to be placed on Audi and the portal.
That's what they did.
Oh wait.
Oh no.
It's all good.
There were so many losses in a row there earlier.
Wait, how many of them in a row was it actually?
Oh
One two three four five six seven eight nine Jesus
I thought so what happened? I want you to take your wildest guess about what happened like if you had
Rainbow of doom sevens back. Oh my god
What happened to this guy? I don't know this was I thought it's got a guess there two days ago
There's guys a speed demon
I
Put in twice today's three days ago
Reset cock bro, talk is a reset
Carrot face
Traveling to probably not gonna need it
gimme looting and
oh my god so much
uh... so for you what
fucking
so i can't even do it
i don't know
yeah yeah yeah
uh... you should make gold axe and show yes
came to the question mark
when you question mark when i have care faced
what the fuck
related from the cj's
so touch
no thanks
fair
uh... it's like it's now it's the play
what sorry it's what it was
yeah it wasn't a tube to watch only to make a couple sticks
i don't know what it is
it's where i don't know what that
i heard a lot of things on on everything
and will generate the effort
yes i'm not now you can make a pickaxe here
right like you like you have your suit like that's your thing you can get your
cobble you make sure soon
but the carry
uh...
ways are you guarantee for from gary
always it's always for it's not a three
never three never five all good
I blanked at something I must have liked.
That's weird.
Actually, I swear, I just went over there too, but I...
I have to go back for wood though. Oh, there's like 20 million lava pool. Holy shit.
Bucket you're gonna cut back to these trees if you're a lot of you. Oh, I see what you mean. I know I heard it
I just like maybe I
Need to be like some fuck shit like you know, oh, right there. Well, I gotta go back for
That's okay
Yeah, you should be that level though because digging in the fucking
Digging in the wall is gonna be like scuffed
Leaving on 16. What is that scary like I mean we can get more wood later
It's kind of scary, but I fuck with the play if you're trying to push the pace
Yeah, I'm fucking I'm limit-testing. You know what I mean, but
Well, you can just get like I can get like fucking another wood, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, or you'll get wood on the blind
But you have to remember we're limit-testing we're limit-testing. Oh
My god, Max win I saw four just there too. Oh my god walk in tables
Oh geez, why'd you have to say that?
Sure.
Okay, well, do you want another down?
I do.
Chest close to your left, if you want to sneak around this guy.
Oh.
They're crossbow guys, I think you can get it.
Yeah, they're both crossbow guys.
Okay, Max lost with the fuck.
That's a fucking sword guy. Jesus Christ.
You go all the way up, all the way up, and there's a chest on the roof.
Oh, and then there's a triple chest over there.
Yeah, go get the fucking chest over there for all of you. You put one roof up here, and then there's another roof up here
And then you gotta figure out. I don't know what the fucking route you got to lock so.
It's not like I heard me, but whatever. Like he's just like walking or what? What is that?
He's stuck there now. I think he actually can move on up.
Holy shit, shit, shit. We're good.
What the fuck? Where's the hole?
The right side.
Dude, why can't I get up there? I'm like bonking my fucking big-ass head!
Holy shit
Says now you know you can grab the gilded on the bottom left and then drop it to him. I was not mad anymore
Okay, well you're probably you yeah, you should check this
In front of you. Oh, yeah, there we go
Now we go
down to the gap
Gat me, Gat me. I don't even know, it's like, it's like, they do care about taking fall damage, like you actually care.
Oh, like yeah, a lot of you have to take fall damage.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Bro, I hate staples, I just like the gap always fluxes me.
Well, I got it, I got it there.
Excuse me fellas.
Umm...
Oh, bad gap.
And then, good gap.
One, two, three, one, my woodlight?
No wood lighting.
No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't left, left, left.
It's actually like WPACE now.
I don't know if that's a huge-
Nah, this guy-
Well, what's good is fucking his woodlice on the road, he's actually full turn, cause I had no prawns.
Not even dead, like, you're just bored.
Some top players do that shit sometimes, but they're like mad tilt kiwing.
Oh, really?
You go the wrong way for the ravine into the world, and like, you lose a minute, and I should break some shit,
Some shit you should forfeit on the spot or some shit like I've seen a couple people do it. It's so fucking fun
And you can't forfeit till three minutes and 30 seconds. Oh, really?
Yeah, I'm just sitting there in the bash. I'm like waiting for it to hit 330 because I know it's gonna be fun.
We're gonna get some another wood by the way
Probably on the ground that we're right behind you can probably hear right now. Look at it over there.
Please please please
Yeah
Child guarding this tree. Yeah, right?
Yeah, it's the way you're looking right now
You should go out you should not pro I this probably fine fuck it. I'm down. Okay
I just gonna make sure I drink I drink
Let's find them probably faster
What the fuck? Where and how do I get back in?
Haha, that's a good one.
Oh, okay, where I got...
Pearls? No string. Actually fucking zero string.
Up the uppies, uppies.
Oh right, try with this.
But did I not get these? I did get these though.
Yeah, I did.
No, I mean, I'll be like, they were in more trades.
Um, okay, well...
Wow, that's disgusting.
Oh, let's get my- let's get my-
You have three beds?
Where's my fucking-
How many glist on?
Oh, what the fuck?
One anchor, ooh, you have arrows, right though?
One arrow, 13?
Oh.
Yeah.
There.
You could shoot all the crystals with 13 arrows?
I don't know, if I've got one anchor, isn't a line.
I can do it, fuck it.
We're living a tough thing.
OK, we'll drink a fire as in a...
OK, we only have six, 17 pearls, so we can throw like,
three or three things.
He's coming up.
Yeah.
Haha
I guess you can throw three pearls. It's fine. Yeah, you can throw like I'd say you can put
No
You know what's a fucking crazy ass play
What you could throw back to your portal it's behind you to your left right now and you can get beds in the village
No, you don't trust her
Three minute one acre like I
Wait, which part of the fortress is this? Oh
What is some sicko shit?
wait I'm thinking oh god yeah pro line and then go and then go to the spawner
just punch close to a punch close on right here go right go right go right
go right it's punch close on you can make like three anchors
fucking crying out of you 22 you can make three anchors so punch like ten
close and make sure to pick it up though
uh 44 I don't know a quick math fuck it we gotta we gotta get in the fortress we
gotta get moving bro like I'm picking my oh it's one of these fucking
disastrous fortresses please please please go in in I know you are in
chat my game over you're not the big oh we're on the left when my yakuza will be
coming for you I think we will have a good look he's one more go so I wasn't
I'm looking sorry. I'm going on myself. It's fine
Looking for it. I'm looking for it
Seriously, right? Yeah, right in the fucking in the crack
Okay, first things first we have to blow this up. Oh, I have no bed though
all these guys here yeah you should kill him
these guys for sure
W I guess
I'm serious.
Um, that's cause you got like this shit too.
Oh, technically, but then it means that you have like no backboard and then your places
go everywhere, so like, you just wanna show, fire us, fire us, fire us, we do.
I got it over. No, don't FF you fucking pussy.
I got it over for you anyway. It had potential, but.
It did, but the Bastion just, it wasn't stables. Stables, what can you do?
Yeah, what's this guy trying to get involved?
Nice. The Narenth fire, I saw that. It's good.
Yeah, you can do three beds and two anchors. You also still have shears, so if we see sheep in the O.W.
Yeah. Oh my god, an Overwatch?
Holy fuck, what a reference.
uh, we need my glow...
okay, glow stone, I make three anchors, probably two anchors
you can make three but you can only charge two if you do that so
just now we won? no wait, no no no no, do this first
yeah?
man, look at that
keep the bridge
whoa
do you have likes, Mike?
yeah, a little bit
that's six, six, six, six!
Let's go.
Oh, shoot.
Just get some, yep.
Oh, wait, what the heck?
That's fine, there's the particle, it'll go away.
I trusted that, I trusted that, yeah I trusted that.
Yeah.
We go right through the locks.
Just get some.
You do say good. Just throw a second one. Oh shit. I heard you're fucking
Sure quick, ah, I don't know what that means. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. You're good. That's 100% basically. Oh
My
bro it's fun one getting it up
two six minus one okay okay see that's so weird and we have like no pros or
throw up here which are again we give her one pro oh sick okay 13 oh yeah so I
have to run which way like minus 170 so I think I just like run there
Huh
Good yeah, I think we just take the highway that if we see bats are in for just don't we just whip it or what?
Yeah
less than three
And I'm gonna have to go like maybe
Yeah, I think follow that's ran up there. Yeah, I got like 150 blocks though. That's fine
Yeah, I like that
or something. Hopefully it just like expands right side here maybe. There we go. You could
skype probably now. I wouldn't mind this. It's more leftish. There's an angle of like
5-3 left because you're just a little overshoot. This is the minor thing. We can't pearl again
were 60 blocks away you can just boat down or fall down or something. I never made a boat.
This is huge. I'm gonna go more fewer blocks.
206 minus 134 right here so we should go down. Check my sea counter.
Watch the sea counter. It's fucking empty. It's dead. It's nothing.
Yeah, we're good. You're technically at 205-135. You're close.
What the hell? Nope. That's the one.
No, that's wrong. Stop. Stop. You're 204-135.
No, look at your block. 205-135. That's still wrong.
No, 205-135. That's wrong.
Yeah, it's just 206-134.
What the fuck?
206-133?
What is my fucking issue?
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Oh, God.
Is it good?
Oh, yeah.
I gotta stay in 206-133.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I like you checked out, because it's kind of weird chords.
Nope, wrong one.
Nice try.
There we go.
There you go.
OK, OK.
Yeah, maybe.
I need to be looking at one again all through again.
Go down and then scan more this way.
i think you're gonna have a weird hovering spike
hitbox is a swanche
it's whatever the fuck that just was
no more left now, look at the chest
more left, more left, more left
oh
so it's just gotta be like here and then here and then...
oh top right
ooo that's fun
top right i'll go this way
And then surely it opens up here and then goes over there.
The sign door goes right?
Yeah, that goes right.
Uh huh, that printer's so nice.
Okay, so you have three beds and two anchors.
Only craft one?
Oh fuck.
Nice.
Do you know what a preset of anchors in a setting is?
No, I hate setting up a tree.
I don't like it.
Okay, so that's fine.
You'll just hit the 5x so it's shut down.
I'll craft one of those while I'm in.
There you go, that's fine.
Let's craft them like this.
I hit this by the way. I have no thing to run in.
That's fine.
I'll try to predict the error.
So, all I could of right...
Let's do it, let's do it.
Well, because every time you shoot a crystal, it has to fireball you.
So you want to get all the fireballs out of the way at the start.
So it's like, it gets worse and worse.
The more I just want to shoot it in there right now.
Well, shoot them all if we're lucky enough to get the ball.
New axe actually might be a solid shot, just because.
You never fucking know.
We can't make it out of anything good.
You make an iron sword. Just make an iron sword.
I
Was fucking chocolate dragon dragon first push push push push run run run run run right side
I'm sure you're the closest handsome the head will come to you
Just just fucking just fucking hit it
Bo crossbow top right shoot the crystal shoot the crystal behind you oh
Shoot the crystal again
The right crystal the right crystal if you can but it's gonna like okay. Oh my god
And I shoot the dragon
Oh hell no
In what universe dog shit game you go pick those up because you have like
No fucking errors anymore. We'll watch it for us. Oh my god. It's a disaster. Okay. You have 11 beds. It's fun
Um, 11 what? 11 bread. Okay. We have to just fucking we have to fucking we have to build up. You have another arrow
You have another arrow. Oh the highest one. Oh, you look at him and you look at him and what I swear
It looked like it was running you I'm so sorry, and I saw on the subtitles. Oh my god
Okay, can you go over something?
You just want to grab them.
Why?
Because if the dragon runs into the gravel, it's going to break the gravel under you
and then you're going to fall.
You know what I mean?
And we got to make a fucking boat.
How are we going to get down?
Oh shit.
I still have this one.
There's three fucking normal wood.
Oh my god.
We actually can't make a boat.
You got to go down normally.
I don't know.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking scared.
damn i cannot believe you had a 1 HP, one of your beds was just so bad
was it?
yeah yeah your third bed or something was really bad, like it shuffled into your load
give another block you build up with that's easy to break, they're like netherrack or
something
yeah?
no
oh you do yeah
don't worry about the purge, it's gonna fly you but if you build up it'll be fine
It's okay.
Ludwig TF.
Make sure we're eating bread too, because as long as you're walking around, oh my god.
Okay, we're good.
Haha, I broke another underuse point.
I don't think I can even go up and build over, maybe?
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go for those.
And you can build down the side of the other one.
You can build up with the gravel for this, then, a little bit.
It's just like if the dragon runs into your gravelly, you gotta be ready to like, fucking, schmoove.
Cause you're gonna like, fall under you for a couple blocks.
This is such a fucking disaster.
He was like literally one, bro.
I'm uh...
Yeah, fucking courage, pussy.
Yeah, that's smart.
Don't let them put no blocks into you.
Yeah, two blocks around.
It really shouldn't. Yeah, you can build over.
What a fucking digital disaster this is. Jesus.
She's gonna win this game and I'm gonna go eat food or take a share or something.
Yeah, it's definitely. I'm definitely here for some food.
I got one more. Yeah, you gotta like scaffold down though.
Watch this come back, right? Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Wow, that's a lot of watchmaking.
You... is that the dragon? Fuck, I didn't put it in the screen.
Just see if there's another one.
Is this one at you?
oh my god he's coming rainbow dude was coming
we're good
oh W fucking gravel
gravel? W gravel?
that's all of them
no one did you just sit my ass in the fountain or what?
No, cuz then it won't perch me on the fountain.
Just like sit like where you normally would.
And then just run into the perch every time and then we sort it four times.
Ooh, watch your mouth. Jesus.
You just stored this four times so there's nothing to do.
It'll perch a lot though because you have all the crystals down.
Like the rates are faster. Like that's probably perching.
Yeah.
And...
Mouse out! You looked at the diamond.
I did 100%?!
If you stand in the fountain on time day, I think the dragon will kill them.
Maybe?
But you definitely...
Actually don't, don't, stop hitting the dragon.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Let the, let the end of them like, pass the end of the dragon.
Wait a minute, and then they're gonna fucking get hit.
And die.
Is this tech?
We should not after this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just get rid of the build up.
Actually fucking aim lock these guys.
Yeah, sorry, I thought that might be what you mean by...
Yeah, like, faster than it was.
No, it's fine, it's fine.
What the hell?
Okay, they're dead.
Are you a pro or a pro now?
Wait, that was kinda tech, no?
That kinda.
What the fuck, it's a pro.
Oh, pushing. That's fine, it doesn't matter, yeah.
Just like, watch your mess.
Me?
Oh, you're doing great.
Two and four?
Well, technically, it's three and five.
Well, there's like, three more, and then there's two.
That's hard to count. You don't have to worry about it. I think I should be fine. Oh
Not that my perch already like
It goes so fast here like
What's doing
Rainbow view is coming. Oh my god, he's coming
house yeah this is the stupid thing to drive will do if you have all 10 crystals
down it has to like be so high on the sides it's really weird fuck-ass game
and then it's gonna be the side
oh my god it's trolling she's trolling she's trolling
what is that? I don't know maybe I don't know maybe I don't know
that's okay it's possible
okay she's breathing she's actually breathing what is this
No, no, no, no, it's okay. It'll be close. It'll be close. That's first. That's first. That's first. I know it. I know it
What wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa it should so
Okay, okay
One more to this
Come on, Aperture, show us fast a second time.
I know, just back up more.
I have a pro I can whip it in if I need to.
Yeah, you don't have to get in.
Oh my god, that might be...
Is that Pershing?
No, same bullshit earlier.
Wait, wait, wait.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
What's Pershing?
It is!
Oh my god.
Please!
Oh my god please.
Please, please!
Oh my god, I think I'm gonna lose it.
I've never lost in a fountain yet.
That's good.
Oh!
Not even close.
Not even close.
I can't believe you have that dragon on one HP.
Kig.
Oh, jeez. I wonder how close he was.
Click it? Uh, not within 10 seconds. If it's within 10 seconds, I'll like, say, on the, like, enter the ending thing, it'll say.
Oh, really?
Yeah, so like, if you just switch up my profile, I'll show you what it looks like.
The last game I played was within 1 second.
Oh, you can just go to the leaderboard too. I'm up there.
Oh, fine.
I can rank 5.
That'd be flex.
I'll rank 6.
Yeah, sorry. Yeah, that's my bad.
No, not the one that one before 837 was these oh, yeah, if you click that then it says dragon death
So like we're one second off. Oh, you've been about once. Yeah, I've been my one second
It's bullshit he shouldn't have even saved any time he used more he used more beds
He was the same amount of beds at a fucking lower spot. No, I know my definite my definition was so bullshit this game
You can lose games if you kill the dragon first on the zero if the dragon flies down in a slightly different way and triggers the hatch of the match.
I lost 4 more seconds than I should have, but...
Hey, looking at my games.
You had like that 12.55 I had 2 hours ago?
You haven't died?
Yeah, I had a new bastard watch this replay.
Yeah, yeah, it's not funny.
Let me see this.
There's some shit that legit love like would do
And then I got a bounce. No, like I'm not
We both died, that's why I was 13 minutes
All right, relax
Oh my god, they could own my deaths though like don't tell me you put some McGrath on it falls in
Don't tell me I'm gonna go play the lash
Oh
ahhhhhhh
Bro the whole time I'm running up here
I'm thinking I'm like I know this is gonna happen. How can I do this fast?
I know I know this is gonna happen, and then I fucking just did I just did it anyways
He died in the bathroom though, so never give up did he actually? Oh shit
I ran on the back of it
Not it's this later this guy's supposed to be a draw, but this is what happens to me by the way
No, Stables are so fucked, because it's the only route I've ever been to in my life.
Yeah, this is the Stables idea, is you need like 18 pigs just chasing your ass and then
he just gets like crammed.
Oh fuck!
Yeah.
Wait, is this like the advanced fucking Stables?
This is advanced Stables, yeah.
You get the four gold, you just watch him, he does this correctly, yeah.
You get the four gold in the triple chest?
Um, cause like you know that last one, was that last one Stables, I think it was, right?
Yeah, you have like 17 girls or something.
or something and like no string yeah so these four go blocks matter a lot so
you'll get these four go blocks from like whatever triple the problem is
tables has like 20 different routes because this triple can be in like any
of three spots and then these other things so I'm pretty sure he connects it
through the middle here gets this chest on the way all those pigs at the top are
following him still these things are following him still he boxes in and then
checks which side is good or not and then it's just like he must just be on two
I think we had no gap on the seat. I think we just had flush so he's just like sending it for the pace
Because you kind of have to and then he just gets like crammed on my
But that's um stables
Is that like fucking 15
Yes
There then three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven thirteen fourteen and then there's
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stables, if you do a good triple gap on stables, you get like up to 20 pigs sometimes.
That's just insane. That's fucking crazy.
Wow. Is he not reset? Oh, he does.
No, he does. No, he runs back.
It just sucks, like, because the bash was so far.
Holy fuck. Hey, good, good winzo? You bounce back after the...
Yeah, bounce back a little bit.
Bounce back a little bit.
Season 6 Part 2 is coming up.
Yeah, yeah, Season 0 Rank 1 though. Look at the other badges. Season 0, Season 1, Rank 1 on LB.
Yeah, relax. Don't look at that guys there.
Wait, this guy is tough as hell. Do you know?
Yeah, two wins though.
Pretty tough.
And you paid him.
Yeah, for most of these.
Wait, where's Loki at though?
He hasn't been playing. I think he's like Rank 40.
I'll rank 30, 28.
Holy toff now.
Wait, where's hacking noises?
Wait check silver, where's silver?
Down probably, he hasn't been playing a lot because I'm at us. 30, 30
6 7 and 9 11
6 7 9 11 wait that is fucking he
he has a playoffs trophy he does not
have a quit because of this bit he once
he's a one playoffs like if you click
on the advancements on the left or
whatever below another star
got trophies got two trophies in there
they doesn't equip because it's fucking
6, 7, 9, 11. That's 8.
Yup.
Alright, well you better win tomorrow.
Or like, get top 2 at least.
I'll just say, what about your fucking guy?
Yeah, yeah.
Nah, I got like 4 people that I'm rooting for on the top 6, so it'd be pretty hard for me to fucking 4.
Is Ludwig up there?
Yeah.
You Ludwig, Bitzel, and Evbo.
And then who are the other 2? It's Nominal, Gravian, Juicy?
Yeah.
I uh, love ways planes you see them around the airplane
my little baby
yeah
I gotta go eat them fucking starving
yeah me too
alright peace out bro
bye
didn't Lud call
fineburger terrorist yet he did bro
I
I
I
part timer
nah bro
Alright everybody, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta sleep, oh my god it's supposed to
get so much snow tomorrow, oh my god, but what time is it supposed to start the snowfall?
No, no, no, it rains today, Sunday, no wait, huh?
Yeah, tomorrow
Easy money. Thank you super for being so interstitial warning. Don't forget to restart the calc tomorrow
Oh fuck off bro 14 18 inches of snow fuck off fuck off fuck off. I'm done with this fucking snow, bro
I'm actually so done
I'm so done with this fucking snow
are you still taking a day off fast to tourney we're going back to normal stream
what's that feel i might because i'll probably be tired but um what's it happens
I rip a 24 hour stream and not a fucking chance, not a chance.
Literally not a chance, bro.
Um, alright everybody, super keyf is leaving, I hope it's okay.
I hope it's okay for you guys if I leave.
And if it's not, um, my apologies, but I gotta go, because I'm tired, and I'm gonna go, uh,
eat some food and chill out for a bit, and then sleep, and then wake up early, and then
win mid-offs.