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MID OFFS FINAL DAY WINNER POV READY TO EFFORTLESSLY GO FURTHRR BEYOND AND ASCEND!!!
02-22-2026 · 10h 16m
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Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Uuugh!
Hi!
Wait...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oooooooooh!
Yeah!
Ugh!
Fucking hell!
Smart wow
Smart super food yeah, what up everyone?
What up everybody
How's everyone doing sport he's got me ready for the ocean yet
What does that mean? Are you calling me a small fish in a big pond?
Sport I am jacking my huge so fucking hard. I
I spelled further wrong in my title Jesus Christ that I fixed it that's so
fucking embarrassing I just want to go offline and fucking forfeit my matches
today
huh smart wow 27 months of paying you and you're just as handsome and powerful as
ever thank you squirrels appreciate that bell and staria they said to my prime
Baton legs out there in that month run and storm bringer and stove and and
Queef and doopsies and rainy waves whatever body
It's for and down under can we do this later guys big news today guys a huge news today
Smart
Huge news today
By the way, fuck I can't find it, it's pissing me off.
USA hockey golden medal? Champions? Olympics?
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Smart.
Big ups to my goat Jack Hughes.
Do...
Smart.
Fuck!
So first should I move to Philly?
Be honest.
Did you move to Philly?
Yeah, we all love Philly.
All of us love Philly.
a fucking league guys do they have like
wall wall like stores in other major cities
but i know bucky's exist we found out gregg's exist yesterday um
smart jack you sacrificed his front teeth sheets is like midwest use a flash slow seven
WALLIES IN THE ILLINOIS!
Thanks!
What do you mean, piss stain? The fuck? I'm never piss stain.
need to get yourself checked that is probably the most undeserved win in
history wait a minute Maldon Canadian in the chat it's that they're fucking at
home country sport got smoked oh hell nah oh hell nah
I'm just gonna say that since I first started watching you, I've graduated college, gotten
my PhD, gotten married, and am now expecting my first kid.
Just wanted to say I appreciate your streams over the years and wish you the best in the
future.
That's crazy.
What have I done in that time?
How did I know you essay on top? What have I done in that time?
Life mugged
I
But you have some burn and simplicity and bucket and human Bitcoin deletors that I go one of everybody
right? Bro, I kind of want to go on a lower bracket run and it's me and Lumbi in the finals.
Bro, why is this title for today? Why is this fucking title for today? Look at this shit.
Losers run after a lost battle versus the Netherite chosen one. Like what is wrong with
this guy bro the netherite chosen one what am i fucking the guard are you
ready to win night he all king this guy bro
are you ready to win it all i think so
i think so we'll see what happens
What are you thinking? A third coach today to solve disputes if the other two disagree
on something?
Actually might be a good job. I don't think I find Bergen there.
Smart. I called out of work to watch this. Better be good.
Thanks a lot, Deary. Thanks for the six months.
And Catherine? Thanks for the two minutes.
Go get that crown, King. Been enjoying the runarga.
But what if I just choke and lose I was kind of on a ranked lose streak yesterday kind of made me feel bad
Did you see this
We need 12 minus 2 is 11.
Swart.
We need 12 minus 2 is 11.
Ah, thanks, Laphson.
I haven't been this invested in Variety since you first started playing Deadlock, you have to win today.
Fuck, that's good.
Is your foot pedal set up? Um, no.
Smart. This guy was Ludwig's accountant, BTW.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Team USA, too easy for the boys.
Time to drink Canadian tears. Get fucked soap suckers.
Team USA.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, happy birthday, bro.
Or early birthday, I suppose.
Dude, Wawa is the best.
Yep, I'll give that a re-truth.
I'll give that a re-truth.
We all love Wawa.
Dude, I can't...
But why are we getting 14 inches of snow, bro?
Like, that's so fucking cringe, man.
All the old snow just melted, too.
And now we have to get more snow?
Like, can we fucking get a grip?
Why did you type parenthesis my girlfriend's strap?
What?
Yo, apart from the fact that I get to sub Shane and advice xx20 bits, uh, A and xv to
run.
I feel like you go outside, dude, don't fucking piss me off, I still have to fucking shovel
it and fix it and get it all, you know, like I have to deal with it.
So I do drive to Wawa.
Which one of your peripherals would you be toggling today, says Oliver?
Yo Oliver, have you been fucking rigging my ranked games and giving me dog shit in others?
Do you know how many fucking times I've spawned in a basalt biome on the fucking, on like
ground zero having to build up?
Like it's actually kind of disgusting.
Do-do-do-do-do. I'm fucking on to you, bro
Why is Lud not live, I don't know I mean I got live I would like to okay you gotta get feynan fruit on the big lock after today
FR I
Don't know if they want to play deadlock bro mr. TF you will win me dogs
Really they have like a five-stack when I play Valorant, but
Is Wawa just a gas station without gas sounds ass. No, it has gas
Farm was saying you wanted to try it. Oh really? Oh really?
Is that so?
Stormfights, 11 months, uh, Yuhi makes 61 prime, Huan makes the prime sub.
Do you like men?
Mr. SuperTF, no, I'm sorry.
I am straight.
Is Wawa like quicktrip?
What the fuck is Quicktrip?
Wisconsin!
Maybe kind of.
It looks similar.
Although they do have a they do have a fresh deli in Wawa. I don't know if this place like
You can order like fresh food at Wawa, which is kind of cool
Smart hey super I put all of my savings into you winning
So if you lose today, you will put my family into poverty. Oh geez
Don't worry, I'll win I hope
No, I'm not the first match. I'm the third match.
And then if I win, I'm the last match of the day because I'll be in Grand Finals. And then
if I lose, I'll be the fifth match, which is Loser's Finals. Understand?
No
Okay
Yeah, I'm gonna win I will
Whether to support you or my countrymen, your Irish opponent.
When is the match?
The match is in like...
I don't know, an hour-ish?
Maybe more than an hour?
But I just fucked up.
I feel like I need to practice, but I also want to watch LUD's game.
it. I don't know. Sound of the time for a deadlock game? I don't know about that.
Channel your in a 2019 to 2020 win of jeans.
Does everyone see your full stream music playlist? Not really. If you type this in your playlist
you'll get the youtube policy like the video game OST but they also have a
Spotify play that I sometimes use and then obviously sometimes I get like song
requests and shit so
you know
Any MCS Raptor mid-offs?
We'll see.
We'll see what I feel.
One last RSG run for old times sake then can the game.
You know what you're asking?
One RSG run is just a reset after 20 seconds and then close the game.
Not even 20 seconds.
Gotta get a PB.
I could probably PB pretty easily in RSG.
1940 was my PB. I could probably PB pretty easily. With new current day strategies and
like the the seed picker thing I could do it I could do it
where about it
Excuse me, sumimosin.
Yeah I'll play RE9 next week.
And also the few games that came out.
I know Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 came out, ReAnimal came out.
There's some stuff.
Poppy Playtime 5 is bad.
Yeah, I'm sure it is but like I'll probably play it anyway
With the other four good
I remember I didn't like for for some reason I
Don't I don't know what is that something about four was like oh
You genics stream with Matt pretty please I think
Chapter one was good, but it's also like short
Smart breaking Netanyahu unseen for several days
I thought he was missing for days, how do you know what he said, for hell?
Bro, I'm not gonna f- I'm not cheating, dawg!
will you give the new ultra kill updates it looks really good
New ultra kill update.
Next week?
Ah, interesting.
a super tia victory huh?
Is this what you linked to me or is this something, what the fuck?
No, that is just not what you linked.
How come when I click, wait what?
How come every time I click your link it's, I get something different?
In punch the macaque monkey born
Literally every time I click your link I get a different video
Smart fridge, okay
Now I don't know what's going on
What is this
smart wow 60 months if you lose today at least sidewalks have you felt like a
turn-of-point ant lines in a half-life too smart what okay bro this is not a
normal sidewalk like what the fuck are we saying
Did not know how much of a cheater you are looks.
What a cheater bro.
What a cheater man.
2026 is going to be the year of super tf.
Gonna win mid-offs.
Gonna sweep our world cup.
Gonna dominate world's greatest.
Absolutely going to conquer streamer games and finally win streamer of the year. We are all praying for this Saga
Smokers shut up. Oh my fault. Thank you. That's my bad, bro
Close this is a nice one prime deal. Thanks to my prime spot. It's a six months silver pay for this foot prime
On the loax you are a terrible person please work on your morals
and if you ain't a hoe get up and watch out for us!
What is this, man?
Easy win, you think so?
You think so?
You think so?
Follow till I can say I hate you. Yeah, you love me. I know
Do I have the Hero Adana settings ready?
Guys, guys, we have to fucking be serious for a second.
I literally saved Ludwig that run, if that didn't happen.
If that didn't happen, he gets fucking smoked.
That was not on purpose, bro.
Why do you even have jappies on your keyboard so I can type stuff like this I?
Just heard the mid officer on the way this weekend. I wish the best of luck to super we have very strong
Representation America's rooting for you. What the hell wait broken again help. Have you given this guy's help before?
great soundtrack oh
God
hashtag for survives
Have you given this song a snip before?
Paradise Killer Original Soundtrack?
Yesterday I unironically had a dream I met you and you just gave me the nastiest look
ever after calling me, for it was fucked up.
That just didn't happen.
There's just no way that could have happened.
Yeah, proving this at your one school things at 20 bits Rio's exit 20 bits as well
Paws you vibes. What is this?
Guys my little watch
The Olympics on stream like even if it's a YouTube video when I get like shot and killed by the Olympic Committee
I don't know.
One can only hope.
Aspen did its fine, really.
5 o'clock shadow making you look rugged and masculine today.
Yo question is the reason it's called a 5 o'clock shadow because like you shave in
the morning and then by the time your work day is done you're supposed to have grown
in like that little stubble at like 5 because this what I have on right now this is like
maybe three or four days after shaving so anyways
Anyways.
Irrelevant.
Yeah, I actually don't...
Shaving's a pain in the ass. I'm actually glad I don't have to do that often.
So I fucking... I don't want a beard, bro.
And shaving is annoying.
Sam Soluk mentioned you in his latest video. I mean he just didn't like why are we lying?
Why are we lying for no reason?
WTF he did what is lying bro
Why did you say holy fuck he did and then link me Borpa spin one hour?
Not sure if you can show this on stream, but when they adding this char to Tekkenland
Char. This... what am I looking at? That is a... large hippo.
Um, anyways.
Yo P, Slicktix, the Timelink Climbing Sparrows, and Riley and Snab Team, and our Snape Team,
and Pruity and Touch, thanks everybody.
about the game doctor specter to take a battle to rest in the name in with no
jokers equipped in a seven hundred fifty five slug that let's go
heads
I got text ma- wow.
Max win.
Max win.
I need to launch Minecraft, I just saw a woman up.
Super the second he spends more than 30's finding the buried treasure.
BITCH I'M IN NANYAHOO!
These roads are no Icy!
Please if you can hear me Mr. Nanyahu, lay down your holy soul!
Help me!
BITCH I'M IN NANYAHOO!
It's great man.
That's just great.
Big yahoo.
Guys do you think I'm gonna lose?
Be honest
You got this
Guys, I'm guaranteed third place I'm guaranteed actually
I'm I'm guaranteed third place
Which is good
But we're not going for third place we're going for fucking first place you know what I mean
These fucking pigs are...
Can't stand these fucking greedy little pig-ears.
Third place? Wait, that sleepy got third place when he did mid-offs? Okay, I have to do better than sleepy.
It's living a third. I have to place better than him
You've got this we say magic lose a little bit. I literally sent him into loser's bracket, man. I
I'm not gonna lose
You can give the Sherlock yesterday good luck
Sleepy, lost in a big up like 20 hours?
Okay, whose fault is that?
He was a bit sleepy.
Can you explain the joke?
Locked it.
Did I just take all the fire damage in the world?
No, bro, it's literally not even possible, bro.
Oh my god, it's literally tilted already.
It's literally not even possible, man.
No fires?
I got no fire rats.
What? Alright, I'll out the pit everybody. No fire rats?
What the hell?
Hope you do well today, King. How are you feeling about your chances?
Hard guy.
Um, how am I feeling? I think I'm okay.
Oh
Hey super you can't use the keyboard excuse for today. You've got to think of something else wasn't planning on it bro
Was that tough be honest wasn't planning on it was a tough
I
What problem
Oh, we should have it I was intentional I was cheating
Cause you'd be wrong, I think someone's gonna ban you.
Why are you trolling, fuck my tree briefing?
Be careful, Meg.
Be careful Meg. You don't want the Netherite bourgeoisie fighting out you know too much.
You don't want to know what happens after that.
Can you fuck up?
I'm gone.
Now I would be gone if I'm gone, if I'm actually gone.
fire it what the fuck kind of spawn is this what the hell am I what passion is
this housing those stables stables dude stables is the fucking vote by the way
can I say that I actually fucking hate tables
And Bo just got a sub-12?
Who?
You got a what?
was it even close yeah okay maybe it's either just good then
hope join VC one second I'm locked in my prediction halfway through the first
game the mouse begins to malfunction. S-plus dear porn acting from Super Emerges. Turns
out the mouse buttons got set to Chinese. We set game into another victory for the Big
Delicy.
Double bad gap, what?
was up what up bro how are we feeling um I'm chilling I think I heard that
F-boats in a sub 12 yep I'm so fucking scared I mean to be fair it's kind of
like I don't know he played the seed well but it was the most like babyified
seed of all time seed it was you've golden carrots on your enter housing
fashion instantly you're just spawned on and then and then the rod rates are like
six for like eight or something he's no one even plays bad so it's just like it
was the destined for greatness seed but he played well he did play well
what happens if my fucking if my if my keyboard turns Japanese again
There's an excuse twice or what no
Fuck
Hmm. All right, what do I need to do? I share screen. Oh, I don't know. What have you been warming up?
passion roots
All right, good. Good. Good. Good. We do two by one and
No, true world. Oh true. True. That's you that
portal practice version 2 oh some preemptive not a bad shout which one
which one you pick for me I want you to do two by one because your two by one is
like that's a chance of fucking up honestly
uh reset brain lag happens under said uh door and then nothing around five then
What the fuck is that you?
You start like how like this how is this game so ass
Do you ever think about that how this game is so fucking I don't know I think it's held
together by like strings and shit like I don't know this is this game is the
crap it began six this game
it's fine
All right, yeah, you're this will be fine
And the one deep you have to like you do normally
And then
I got something in the corner yet.
Oh shit I did it back!
The vision was there.
The vision was there.
was there you try to do it you want to put your water on the opposite side of the
cobble water on the opposite side of the cobble write that down
Oh, there we go.
But then I got up.
Wait, what?
Yeah, you took too long.
So, it's good.
It's good.
Yeah, you're kind of on a timer.
Yeah, you're kind of on a timer and if you do it too slow you have to like, block it all off
to give it like a soft timer
Wait yeah, that was fine otherwise
Bro this ghost bucket shit is like so disgusting like I'm just gonna say it like it's so gross like
Why does this happen so often?
The ghost bucket is mostly a skill error. That's all that is the case
It's to do if you're like either aiming at a weird angle or you like aim off too fast.
Like how?
How did that go spucket?
Or yeah, you like flick off too early like there's a bunch of reasons it can't happen.
Uh oh.
Um.
This is fixable.
This is fixable.
It's just fixable.
This is fixable.
This is something.
It's fixable.
Yes.
You like put a...
Why don't you put it there?
Let me...
Let me...
Shit.
You got this super aga.
At this point, just...
There you go.
Easy.
Bang!
A calm one or two.
Say
I just place the block on the bottom
Okay, but like in a real in a real run like I would just go slow enough to like not mess up
Like I'm just like kind of speed running it here. You know what I mean?
Yeah, so like if this is a real run
Like what is like how like you're just aiming in some shitty ass way like you're like moving
you're like aiming barely at it that's my fault yes no there's no way that's my fault you
like flick on and off of it too much is all he's gonna like you need to aim at it like
well and then you need to not lose your mass. Yeah, they put in the closer block once you
get in. Oh Jesus Christ! Oh. Well, this is like, if you have to do this in a run, the
seed may not go well for us, if we have to do this.
No, this is tech, this is tech.
Yep, boom.
Oh, there's no source block.
I miss that in my profile.
Like, I'm literally doing it and I just get a ghost bucket like half of the time.
Like, what can you do?
I'll do the next one. This is how I would do it. I'll go slow enough to where it's not an issue.
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
There's legit.
Not only one part of this portal, that was mechanically hard, everything else is just like knowledge
and like confirming that you're aiming at the right spot.
Like that, that was the hard part done.
And everything else is like, am I aimed at the right spot?
Okay, where do I need to aim?
Like, a tiny bit more to the right. Like you want to grab it from the corner.
the corner yeah this this should be like
noticing you said it was where you were
you holding right click when you broke
the ball that is a problem actually I
try because you want to like the whole
reason you often buck in general is
because it allows you like hold right
click when you mine and like frame one
like grab I think that that might be why
your ghost bucking Ashley you might have because of a mic because you're like
grabbing it too late
that makes a lot more sense I would have never realized that this is good
good learning sash actually no fuck that makes so much more sense right the
other match starting and we see this juicy versus Ludwig
juicy versus blood rig, huh?
Should we tune in or do you want them crack?
We could tune in.
Oh, let's tune in.
I'm sure I think we'll have something to do.
There's nothing else I need to practice.
Honestly?
Maybe like a preemptive or two?
That's crazy, yeah.
Just do a few preemptives.
So I'll watch you do a few preemptives.
And then if you feel like practicing BTZ you can.
If you feel like playing it, play BT type.
There's your game renderer level entities.
Addicted to settings.
Tick-tock mode.
Wait, that seems...
That seems great. Hold on. Let me look away for a second. They picked BT.
Oh!
There's a lot of use here doing a BT right now. That's why I got really excited.
Let me look away.
Wait, there's like something like right here.
yeah so if you think there's anything there so do you remember I told you about
like block hovering like back up like go towards you like so you're not aiming
at that block and then like scan that direction again and you might get a bit
of a better yeah like you're getting around the same but I would just go
mid then it's like mid to the right I feel like if it's early enough I have no idea
I would I think you just go straight mid
DbH straight in okay, you know, it's not mid. We had no other spike. So that means it's all what?
The hidden
Yeah, I don't see here instantly. I would go back
Instantly and then check the Henry one. What are these fucking disastrous strongholds brother?
Yeah, this is fucking. Oh, it's not even a hidden just go down one of these two hallways and re-scan and like
You go like an extended highball. Oh, hell no.
Um, with nothing here.
Yeah, you could leave this room.
Go the other way, like left.
And then, if this opens up, we could...
What the f**k is this?
Actually, I don't think it is. Keep going straight, or whatever.
Like to the back of the repeat.
And then where that little library thing is, you can go left.
Like past the fountain.
It could be here.
to your right and just into the boom or something let's say there is oh yeah how
many fucking creepers
what the fuck
oh it's like hitbox is off oh geez oh shit i didn't notice no why are they on
by default on this fucking thing
well because you're having them on the entire run and then you're
Hit boxes. Yeah, boom again
So that would be sent out there, but like do a full like check everything else we know that's like an option
Okay, probably is somewhere to the left there
I mean you could you could have just went top left left. Yeah, I think so
If you have the spike you should just send the spike, not like, like if you see like
oh there's a path on the left or whatever, just, it could be one lower, yeah, yeah,
maybe down the stairs.
And then it could branch off on one of these, like if you don't see it in a sec I would
turn back and check the other.
God, it's from the stupid room.
In this room there's more options, like there's this, yeah, yeah.
You're innovating on a meta right here.
This is like super bad.
Super bad.
They just killed themselves.
Yeah, betas.
Walking the lava like a beta.
Only betas walking the lava.
I'm going to sing with the music.
Oh my bad.
What's the big Lwig doing?
Lwig is in the Bastion.
Oh look, Lwig is in the Bastion everybody.
Probably a minute behind.
What's Mr. Wigg doing?
Oh, he's ahead!
Why did you play in windowed mode, I don't know.
That's the wrong block of break isn't it?
He probably did break the route.
Oh no he's doing a slightly altered route.
Oh is he?
I guess.
No, there's a block for it. Oh, no, it's not there, tee-hee.
Hey!
There you go. Nice. Beautiful stuff so far, Len.
Bro, he's always so focused. So funny.
Come on, I'm 30 and playing Minecraft.
He's this concentration that is unmatched.
I mean, both players, honestly.
We're still playing Minecraft.
Shut up.
It looks like a 30-year-old trying to be hit with the kids.
I got news for you, bro.
Yeah, that looks pretty bad.
Let's check back up some chests first.
Wait till you find out how one of them is.
Get these.
Get one more up here.
Yeah, and then
Why I never sing bro, so it's okay. I sing all the time and you tell me to stop saying you guys tell me to stop singing
What string in pearls too when you have a second
Grab the crossbow
I've been seeing alerts in chat and nothing's popping my alerts.
What if I refresh my alerts?
What happens?
Dream Elements?
Fix your shit?
I never know.
I'll make this through.
He's trying to give piglins and her pearls to trade with.
this just yeah all right guys three moments fucking broke I just tried to
refresh it and it's just the pirate for stables and stuff like in the told you
yesterday yeah and stable yeah yeah you got top then you go up to the left and
You use like a little corner there. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that fucking stupid ass Ray he has my face on
Over here, maybe
into the
Bob I'm more I think and just go that way just fucking truck it see if fire is on I hope so
what is he doing
Just the double pearl hang classic
Is he some food
Oh wait that's a good idea. Should I do the super pearl today with the bed?
You want to bust that one out?
Do you have a real answer?
Probably not.
What?
If you find the situation and you wear a super pearl, we'll change the alt- the uh-
Yeah, from a history then you can go for it.
So we actually need to do this.
Oh my god, wait that's so much I didn't think about that.
It's a pearl hanging to me around both times.
Okay, but you only you only when you unhanged the pearl you can only throw you only increase it like one. Okay, you can
I'm gonna see that
He doesn't have he doesn't have fire as any through one in the lobby, so he has to yes
I go down here and get more gold to get fire as no fire
Is juicy
Hey, you got to scare us here. You got to scare us.
Jesus, he's just out.
Oh, fuck.
You can eat.
Oh, my leg! Pick up the pace, man!
And break that spawner, too.
Oh, we don't need to.
I know, but I want you two to make sure there's no magma, uh, cubes that come back up.
They said we don't need to break the spawner.
Oh, my God, Ludwig's just fucking out, Jesus!
Oh, it's one of them. I'm a huge one. Oh my god
No, he's still
We might have to pull reset I don't know nerdy
We know we're the we know everything
I do remember not that way left left left
Chunked up 9 9 in this truck here
That's not true. I don't think either well in many of the footage I think you lost this stuff
But like I think it's the first pearl that would have landed would have been the Bastion one
So he would have been alive and he would have been back
Yeah
Oh god, he just like he just needed to break the spawner
Bucket sheers how much remember
Then worst positions led true where the fuck what the hell was like grand adventure that you see so I believe he's been throwing around for multiple minutes
I'm gonna actually pull up
Is that what I put both streams like side by side like a...
Dude, what's the main stream?
Yeah, but I like hearing Ludwig's fucking bullshit
Okay, that's very do a multi twitch. It's like a website multi twitch
Yeah, let me let me hook you up. Wait, I got it. Just search up multi twitch. Yeah
Up your settings
And if you log in to and you have like Prime or whatever you can like you'll have no ads on multi twitch
Just get you know, I do this
Flash blood wig
To gravel
Just go dead look at my best few boys. Oh
Apologize for my stubbornness
Wait, how do I make it like so is there like a change the exciting side?
Yeah
Oh
There we go perfect. Oh, there you go nice and we go F3. Oh my god, this is big
We know we have to trade bottom treasure
I was thinking about this we could skip bottom treasure to even just send it
Want to send five?
Maybe I don't know. Thanks. Good strat
We need no virus, you know what I mean?
We need virus.
Yeah, it's never the truth.
He's in the fortress?
Wait, his heart rate's going up though.
We're about to hit 90 resting BPM.
Oh shit.
Oh my, Wither Skeleton Party.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna arrow.
Oh my.
I
Meanless there's like a skeleton shitty at him and I think it like nothing like jumped off the force and then
Now he's not caught up trust me he is not caught up at all
He's supposed to trade the whole batch in
He's absolutely fucked and let's juicy like dies usually probably
Yeah, it's gonna
I mean a lot of it is the faster player so he can catch up some time here for sure
Yeah, but I just sees the more consistent player. Yeah
Juicy like should win if he doesn't die or if the stronghold is like eight minutes, then maybe a lot of you guys a chance
maybe just come in the random bullshit I don't think Juicy's had a major meltdown yet
that's good yeah Juicy's Juicy's ice cold oh my god his BPM oh my god oh my god oh my god
Holy shit, his cortisol levels are spiked, holy shit.
This is fucking insane.
It's not him, so.
Let me have a stark contrast here.
It's good, perfect, we're good.
Locked in.
You can't charge it.
Yeah.
Stem embeds you're chilling.
Stone cold.
I
What had a single game he hasn't reset in yes, actually
Really it's you the second time yeah, but
Do we count that
This is why you block off the staircases.
Do you have any food?
He definitely has food, yeah.
Look at this, juicy blinds out of the village.
You can get food.
That's actually huge.
Wait, we have Fyrus.
What?
That's the OP strategies.
Wait, he does have Fyrus this time. What the hell?
How do we have 20 of you? Hello? What happened?
What?
I don't know.
uh yeah let's just wait all of her trades are different let's get back up let's get back
up maybe we can no trades are indifferent okay now he has like you know now he has no pearls
you might just get them from like a later block trade or something nice
that way i can walk the pig off thank you down here i think there's a top right gold block
Like who you didn't even like go
Oh, there's the food
going so that is fucked up so we can catch up we can catch up that's actually
fucked up I like that that's good good pearl we know that's what actually
probably good pearl beautiful this actually know I like this is good show
yeah on this way and get a great quality here
Oh my god, you see
Oh my god
Jesus man, the way you let me play sometimes, just fucking
now it really makes your like
blood pressure go up
to option this shit
well my guys felt like he
he's in a one by one because he per
rolled so
oh no he created one when he rolled so weird
I think the rates here aren't great but
yeah a lot of things aren't winning unless there's a choke on the juicy end
unfortunately unfortunately for the big L oh my god I'm so fucking scared wait
does juicy have a fire eyes oh my god if he falls yeah I need it as long as
He's in the shift key. He's locked.
Yeah, but...
The heart rate spike on the SoulSan shift bridge.
Yeah, SoulSan is weird, so he might just fall in.
I would like check.
There's a ton of strays. Let's play them.
And what you should do is once you get to the block, you should just build up instead of building to the side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, exactly like that.
I'm nervous.
Wow.
Beautifully executed.
Go dumb dumb.
Go down here.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, boom, boom, boom, boom.
We're hungry setting after we measure the eye.
Wait, but they're gonna spawn next to a village, maybe they don't need to.
If they portal in the same spot, which, I mean, they could be dead.
Yeah, they did, they did. Surely.
I don't see it.
Yeah, he might have portal on a different spawner.
Oh, I see the village. I see the same village. He's just further away.
That's minus four.
That's minus three. That's minus three.
Track code.
Uh, they're way different.
That's three. I'm confident.
Alright, I'm gonna go with Nerdy. I trust you, baby.
uh-oh
you know what? yeah, we have to definitely set some up
what, this goes back up? uh, what the fuck?
no, you don't have food and you have to pearl it's a long distance
there's as much crap as you can from here in this world
there's a door, there's an iron sword, the magma cream
oh, it's right there, what the fuck?
okay, good, that's good, that's good, I'm good
oh my god, oh my god
I don't need you to be spying this.
Okay, I need to go.
Say your sponsor.
Say your sponsor.
Say your sponsor.
Look at this.
Okay, that sucks.
That's all you're supposed to do throughout.
That's all you're supposed to do throughout.
Just shout out your sponsor.
Idiot.
That's all you're allowed to do.
It's all your hotline.
You see it's in the end.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
There you go.
Fire is in your hand, you're going.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
This is insane.
Oh god.
Big deep breath from Juicy.
Lower that.
Yeah, lower the heart rate.
I'm gonna hit terrain if he can.
I assume Jujutsu picked Vlok, so...
Boy, I see two beds on his bar.
Instead of one.
I don't know.
Um, okay, let's just...
Hopefully he doesn't fuck him up.
Are you still on mine?
Yeah, bro, why does LoLwood play his best matches against me?
Like, what the fuck?
You notice this?
Yeah.
I think he pushed on the plant as great as
Is that what it is?
You can't probably get him though by the way
That might be exactly what it is
I'm kind of scared this fire is
I also would have probably just bridged out instead of jumping in the lava
That's fine
That's fine
He would have just fucking face planted into the lava
I don't know what his fire is, is that?
As soon as you're going in, as soon as you get to the stronghold, you're health resetting.
Let's begin the chords.
Gc will have one one cycle attempt at least.
Oh, without a death, Ladaway would have been like in so edge.
one already
oh my god
oh he missed
what are the chords of the trombone though?
oh maybe he's under it, I mean that's rare but
Yeah, well he just missed his blind perch. Oh my god, do we?
One two three four five six
Love it, but I had that
Yeah
No way I
Thought of the you honestly lost and I was thinking to the calm to like break the man with spawner honestly
Big man respond and it's like came and ran up doing
Yeah, I think it was just that hole. We just that's the one thing we just lost to a hole
Yeah, but I still could have played it safer down under and we still could have won with like 500 more trades
Yeah, but but you know what gentlemen?
It's okay
Disappointing, but it's okay
We made it far juicy, bro. This year made it as a coach. I've heard
This is this is time for you. You're tired with it. Maybe for this. I've never ever made it as a player
Yeah, oh
Well to your turn it is my turn
Do you have like ninja brain and everything open I do I do I
like one of my bandit shipwreck and
village
Well team at okay like shipwreck I think sucks for us so we can match a break and the other ones like fully up to you
Like we could play village and it would be fine. Like just whatever you feel like playing like I would not
Dts like maybe the best. I don't know though
I think you're good at DT, you're good at Village, your BT is honestly good.
RIP portals! It's a kind of like a crapshoot sometimes.
I think Rune, Portal, and Shift Reffer are probably your two worst.
Alright, well, we'll see. I'm gonna join pre-match because they want to do what they want me to do.
Alright, alright.
Yo!
Hey guys, how are you?
What's good?
Be wonderful.
It's the final day. How are you guys feeling?
I'm feeling great actually. I'm feeling fantastic.
Well, well, well.
Well, well.
Wait, where's Super's coach? Where's Feinberg?
What do you mean? That's not a coach mind. That's no coach I know.
What do you mean? Where's Super's three coaches? What are we talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're all with me in the room.
We ready? How are we feeling?
I'm feeling great. We're feeling actually I've actually never felt yeah, I'm not I've never felt better
Bro, you know what? I was so real. We need like no matter what happens. We're top three month
You know, but we're locked in it's been fun. It's been fun. That's it's true
Take a play
All right guys, so we're gonna be doing the heads or tails now you guys already know how this works. I
Want to say it's any way perfect perfect perfect. Oh
My days it's tails guys
it's
so you can hear the answers
alright perfect so nominal you got the first one
shipwreck
shipwreck is gone
let's bin
room portal
room portal is gone
nominal back
i'll do back treasure
bay treasure is gone super you got the final pick
oh it's been village
village is gone
We're gonna be playing DT, you guys.
Desert Temple.
DT, DT action.
All right, so there should be a new code
in the pre-match of the VCS chat.
You guys can just join up through there
and then go to your VCS and we'll be ready.
Sure.
Okay.
It should start in like two minutes.
Okay.
All righty.
Good luck.
Good luck.
GL.
What the heck?
Yo, are you guys ready?
What?
Let me just make sure my settings are right.
what's you know yeah temple desert disgusting yeah yeah she kind of a
certified feed on the temples it's true okay I believe you have to share your
screen again, virtual camera, police switch calls, oh I see factured little cow still
oh geez, poor Ludwig dying in his game, he wouldn't want him to die, dude I don't know
why, dude his coaches have braked the spawner like five times, also you know what's the
funny as for I think he died only because he
graveled the his pigs and the like the
first one like he just pushed out the
trades and that yeah he did and that's
what he went down
but he did the same thing on the second game but they
went down and they realized it on the second game
so yeah yeah I don't really know why they
gravel I'm pretty sure Kyle and Nerdy know
not to gravel a treasure I don't know
why they did that that's that's so funny
That's actually good.
Heartbreaking really.
You have your keyboard toggle just in case? Yep.
Good work, good work. My Japanese keyboard.
They have your rage hacks as well just in case? Yep, I do, I do.
Extended pickup reach, extra damage, you know how it is.
DT, what are you, maybe a meteor crater or two? What are we thinking?
I'm hearing a fire within the column immediately. I know he's going to be so excited.
Maybe a meteor crater or two?
I'm curious about what you mean by meteor crater. Like is it just one TMP or is it just one hole?
You can do two TMPs.
Two TMPs in one hole, interesting.
No, not in one hole. You just make a bunch of separate holes.
Two different holes.
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Is that actually some-
Is that something that some people do in the top elo, do you think?
Uh, I think-
I think fine to Danny Boy was doing it, and it was maybe decent.
Yo, if Danny does it, then you shouldn't do it, bro!
No, no, no.
Wait, maybe we have to rip out the Super Pearl too.
If it's a DT, we could get a guy.
Wait a second.
low key we should have looked into setting it up with like
what tnt uh...
for both
is this is a sample
out of the war
the other nuts
will be one of the super pro hang
hold on
bring a bill super pro ring the leaves like all the pay is
but it would be tough as hell
it would have been really a head though
yeah
super pro is
Oh, if I get a God Apple I'm actually going to do it so bad.
Yeah, but if you get a God Apple and there's no need for it because the stronghold is right there.
What do we do then?
How are we going to make it useful?
Or the stronghold?
No, no, no, like you're literally like you want to travel from Fortress.
Right, right, right.
You have craft in your beds, but it's right there like a hundred blocks away.
Do we still do it?
Boom.
We'll say we'll figure it out.
You could do it in the end from the platform to the Bedrock little
Yeah, you gotta do it to go kill the dragon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You hit a super pearl, you hit the dragon midair, and then you kill it instantly with
the sheer speed.
Yeah, we could do like this early super pearl or you go straight up and then pull on top
of the tower.
This is all moot if we don't get a god apple, so we'll see what happens.
was the safety net yeah so funny all right surely start the match they said
two minutes yeah all right all right all right you have to finish the match
fast but like I gotta feed him go pee bro not yet
Oh shit, why is somebody saying that super took a bribe to lose this one?
What?
Did you actually?
No.
Would have been smart though.
Is your Ninja Mary body reset?
It is reset.
It is reset.
Good.
Okay, awesome.
Exciting.
All right, lock it.
Maybe a sip of water before we start.
light she built it shall we all righty
me I'm when base of my chest rare actually rare you have five backwards
for a minecart I swear I just saw the lava pool but maybe I'm wrong oh yeah we
did we did we did I don't know if there's gravel for which is my just
with lightnings. Perfect mouse placement.
down in here.
oh, gawdwell, actually gawdwell, actually gawdwell, everywhere.
make sure you have time.
you just place it down when you're blowing up one.
yeah, yeah.
oh, shit.
wrong hole.
you're gone.
the roof real quick yeah it's good I like that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah pass
the temple it's fun no it's like right right here I'm pretty sure somewhere as
well yeah if you're left oh yeah
like legit yeah yeah when you do when you do your second TNT for wood you
You should spam, like, I'll grab one in the hot bar and just spam the ship.
You two got apples.
Wait, two got apples?
Hold up!
Hold up!
Oh, I'm lucky, okay.
Just go to the water and do your crafts, it's fine.
I'll just grab one here too.
Yeah, yeah, I'll just crack here.
So make a diamond pick, diamond shovel.
and then, have a bucket, and then, start axe, boat, uh huh, and then we'll do 1, 2, 3, oops,
1, 2, 3, and then, what make, remember to eat your water, for you to put the water.
There's some bullshit that I don't need like that that that that I don't need that
emeralds rails
Yeah, okay, maybe I guess that's that I'm here
You have a lot of honestly don't don't even get food
To go up one one apple as well. Yeah, we have one
I see you're flush when you're in the portal, nice.
Alright, let's see, uh, Bastion, are you there?
I forgot to say to get lava, but we surely don't need it.
It wasn't 30, it wasn't 31, it's 2k, I would go this way, I guess, right, Mr. What do
you think?
Yeah, yeah, this is smart there's those also like yeah
What is it is it bridge I can't tell from this
Yeah, try to think this like to rain to the right it should lead you to
Bridges so good for me
Get trained by the way. Yeah
Solid so far me thinks
They call this guy the top ranked bridge player of all time. That is actually what they've been calling me. Believe it or not
Yeah, what you're scared to you spawn over there
Portrait is basically out the chalice out the chalice. Yeah, we'll remember the goblet is I could call it
Yeah
Fucking piece of shit kid. What the hell's right here? Oh, yeah, it's gated
Are you past the child's by the way? Do we know the 9-9 spot? Oh, no, it's literally
Can you right now in case can you eat one flesh and then switch to your phone apples and then like the regular ones and just eat the
I just don't want to die, we're like hot on us and bullsh**t.
I agree.
You know what, I'm just kind of safe.
I have a little bit of a lead.
I'm just gonna do this.
I think it's a crack smoker again, but I genuinely can't tell by the way.
I have no idea.
I think it's a crack smoker though.
You can send a crack smoker and if it's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can see.
Or do, or hit a cracky cut.
Yeah, do a crack smoker.
I like that I like that make sure that's it was behind your every move remove the lava and then see
good you wait till it's that side yeah I also yeah yeah it's just also if you do end up having
very little pigs you have a climate of challenge yeah we'll see we'll see what happens here like
this and then I think this wall is not a big wall.
Yeah, perfect.
Can I get the bridge? No, no, no, don't break it.
Dig the hole, dig your trading hole one deeper.
And then, yeah.
Oh, there might be like a thing to the drain, maybe.
Yeah, we'll see.
At least five.
That could be some lower.
Yeah, here. Yeah, but those are hard to grab.
That's weird.
Okay.
Yeah, this is a good little block.
So, yeah, there's also like, the rain out here you could go check.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have like, good things that you go for the boss.
Okay, yeah, bring this one in a little bit.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah.
Go a lot deeper before you go block.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, way closer to these guys.
Like...
They're going so f***ing f***ing.
I know.
They don't...
They just don't give a f***.
Like...
It's fine.
It could be the last one.
Like, you just go...
Yeah, yeah.
I've done like, nine things in that whole stream.
It's probably good.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's inventory's sort of big.
I don't know about Maldives, but Maldives sounds fine.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, use that little chest to like, yeah.
I don't need all the sand, I don't need that, I don't need...
Take the arrows and go to the gates, and then steal.
I gotta go search for the chest, maybe?
No, no, no, no.
I would check trades first, no?
Three obvious?
You guys like...
You can check trades first, this is fine, yeah.
Yeah, this is good because like if the other chest only has five we potentially just grab backups not low key
Well, I think the other the other test is
Yeah, exactly, but it's just like yeah, you don't know that
Fucking loadstone chest that would hide
Okay
Yeah, cuz I've done pics so we just have to maybe
Wait, do you have pearls in inventory right now?
No, no.
Nah, we won't even like...
We won't even...
Our trades will be done soon enough.
We'll just get our trades in and go. I don't think we have time to pearl, honestly.
Yeah.
Thanks, we have this one right here.
Oh, we've got the cream that split this.
Enough pearls, I don't have enough string.
We can leave.
Yeah, we can leave.
Yeah, let's just...
You're gonna have to like...
early and just
This open terrain
Yeah, and then towards the chalice pretty much
Like this is this is way better. Yeah, I think you just yes, or just past this. Yeah, you see it
Yeah, you just have it you're right here right you're right here, right?
It's in the in the forest in the forest here, right? I know I saw a spawner. Is it right here? I
I don't think we saw it. No, I definitely saw a spawner. I 100% saw a spawner, but oh, okay
It was like over there. It's like way deeper
Yeah, that's up to you bro freaking GL if you saw the spawner then go for it. I don't know where
Yeah, yeah, right there. Yeah, right there. Beautiful. Nice. What?
It's not the UIside by the way. Hey, who needs coaches, bro? These hoglins are fucking cringe, by the way
Yeah, look towards them after you're done with these just in case they're trying to make a fight.
Yeah, cause then deal with them.
But if they're just like stuck in the zone.
Why don't you drop a rod?
Yeah, one of them is there, so...
Oh, this is annoying.
It's fine, I'm fine.
Pick up the lava fucking and get the food.
Oh, I think I'm a little...
Nah, it's a good skin.
It could drop to the side, dude.
Can you empty a slot here?
Yeah, you can.
Um, yeah.
There wasn't a hog right under you.
You're your doughnut now, honestly
What you can do is when you finish this remember about the respawn anchor tech. Yep for the hotline. Yeah, yeah
I want to get one of those bad boys down just just for safety
What is this thank you guys talking about?
stay near the spawner because of the
anchoring
you have to build the anchoring
they got two rods as I fell
oh there was a rod down on it
you need to blind like now by the way
cause you have no obby
oh true
can I just kill the guy and put the fire in your line?
yeah we're gonna kill like
you can kill the guy if you want and
make your portal back to the spawner so
like go back
it's fucking ugly
yeah
just play now don't even
don't even know what you're talking about
like how are you not?
nah it's just stupid i don't know
i'm fucking piece of shit here
aww
that's good
you're good, you're good, you're doing great
yep, and then bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
i need to get some more space over here maybe
still three to one win WN I swim one more you can throw one more yeah
that's fine I think yeah um guys go throw more yeah oh wait oh yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, might as well.
I don't know what that's about.
There's potential you could have sent the offset,
but this is good.
I like this, because there's three numbers.
There we go.
Yeah, that's good.
That's good.
And then you gear as you go.
Weed?
Hyper speed.
I did not know it said hyper speed.
That's kind of heat, though.
That's kind of fire.
We need to get two more rods.
Two more rods, and we go 136, which is this way?
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah, when you... You should clear the waves this way, and then when you're done, you should get a minor free-off for the war on me.
Oh wait, so there you go. Oh my god.
Oh, that was so close.
Break a...
Yeah, you're just gonna have to break...
Wait, I don't think I dropped, no?
No, I think so, yeah.
The other guy you killed, I swear to God.
Yeah, there's Rod on spotter.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you just, like, missed it.
Oh, don't you just break the blade spawner so you don't get like attacked just like just break it down
No more fun
After this I'll be could you potentially potentially just check the fire is just in case
Yeah, actually, you know
Got holders so P grow
Yeah.
How funny can you?
What are you doing this?
You should check your angle.
It's 136.
It's 136.
Honestly, it's kind of the opposite direction you're facing.
Like there.
Yeah, like this as well.
Yeah, perfect.
I get that.
Now once you get this, you're just gone.
You can God Apple now and then just start glitzing it through chords, honestly.
136.
night of mine before minus forty two so this way
you're on the right way
you're on the right way
uh... throw in the bar whenever
even the left here
go left under here yeah through these trees
whatever like more up is what we're trying to say like
oh yeah down down down up
no down through these trees down through these trees
yep and now up here
and see if it opens yeah there could be potentially open to rain or not
We can kind of force it regardless.
We can like, yeah, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Yeah.
Get your, yeah, this is good.
Hop in, just keep going.
Or put you can, yeah, this is good.
This is good.
I need a better block of inventory maybe.
You also have a frozen inventory as well, yeah.
I don't get movement.
Minus 42.
If you need to travel a hell of a right, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can just tunnel right, straight right, straight right.
just yeah just straight right this is fine you got a if you make a little yes
yeah you did now we can head ahead oh how was he in the end he found some
insane terrain yeah and also they probably just kind of clean the
measurements with that's fine this means the stronghold is easy so we don't
half-full I think we just high-roll. Should we even preemptive? You can try to
proc all again. Yeah. I think yeah but what if it's like a stronghold where it's
only easy because of preemptive you know? We can try to preemptive really fast. Yeah.
What if I just run it down mid the guards? It's not even that bad of a play but we
shouldn't. It's probably just the easy spike. Yeah because we could potentially
just like accidentally spend five minutes yeah just dig down now yeah yeah
you're like a few blocks off on each but that's fine yeah here yeah you ready to
pro clutch, just in case it's like that
dig down, dig down, dig down
oh the mushroom, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine
just build here, build here
one, one uh
yeah, here, yeah
yeah, here, nice
yeah, this is the last room
that was so lucky
as soon as you light portal, they're gonna be afraid as well, which is nice
please
alright, hitbox is off, are you here?
What?
It's okay, look at the old board.
Oh wait, 1548.
1548.
Yeah, so dig...
Left.
Right here, and then...
Go south, go south.
Yeah, here.
Let me dig down.
Dig this way for another like 10 blocks.
I'll just tell you to stop.
Yeah, when your coordinates hit 333
or 331,
and you just dig down.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I just block dig down, dig down, dig down.
Perfect.
So unlucky, honestly.
Let's just maybe get lucky.
You know what?
Hey, I don't even hate this.
I don't even hate this honestly.
I absolutely hate this bro.
This looks disgusting.
Okay, okay.
Because like we have to pray and choke anyway.
No, I like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's actually a good play.
You can pray and choke that.
But it looks so disgusting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
No.
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Just like as soon as we like went down the stairs
He must have had he must have found like some good terrain or something. I
Think so as well. He could have potentially had straight
He throws one eye and everything so our spawner was a bit scuffed
mainly I could have got more pigs maybe in my tree because they're like five at
the fucking well we lost we lost so many blazes because you were in the fort
first I want to say yeah I think it's just like stone axe plus hoglins maybe
like maybe stone axe yeah I feel like maybe you start programming on an axe in
the fashion didn't ask to mine aabi for some reason but he had he had all we
We got I don't know. Maybe chess just lying. I don't know. What he got 20
We got we got lobby from the bastion. I think people are just yeah, we've full-traded all the gold. I'm pretty sure yeah
No, they did have to mine. Oh, he had one more
Like they were ahead by a lot, oh, I think I did lose a gold block when I was mining the goblet
Yeah, we did
Oh, I probably pulled him too.
Mmm, fuck.
Damn.
He pulled him where?
To the spawner?
That's like, fine.
We...
I think the biggest, the biggest time loss was definitely through, I mean like, we just didn't find it or something.
Yeah.
Did he have good terrain?
I wonder.
Like, did he go around?
So we're just told him to do DK for some reason.
I don't fucking get it.
So, he just was on the left single and that's where the obby was and then I was open terrain to purling to the spawner better.
And then you also drool on yourself in the four for like two minutes like that
So stupid by the way, why did it take so long to charge a hit?
You guys just fucking got all lucky in the Bastion. I don't know like that like that
Did they also have hogs on spawner by the way?
No. Oh, yeah, I had like three hogs on my spawner
I mean anchor tech though anchor tech. Yeah
Yeah, but anchor attack was also not that great for that one hoggy wind that just walked up while building portal, that was a time loss, I feel like I'm lucky.
We just didn't know where the terrain was, I was fine.
Yeah, because when we dug down, that was so open, right, the pro clutch, so maybe check.
It's weird.
I think they found some bottom terrain for sure.
We like I think playing it's like hard to look around, you know, like it's hard to like yeah
Yeah, there was one point where I think even food probably noticed there was some bottom through my next to fourth while going there
Yeah
Open to the right, right?
Yeah, yeah, I just didn't want to call it like it is look disgusting as a little it's very hard to call
Oh
No, it's like it was it was the terrain right before you dug your tunnel straight to the right
So you mind the obby yeah, then he goes up
Yeah, I'd say
We just like we're higher that we didn't drop down
Well, I swear this is the same ravine we found so I was here too
yeah yeah okay yeah oh yeah there's literally just a there's a one-by-one
opening in the wall and it just leads them to the exact coordinates
I just like found it like that there's literally like he just goes down oh that's
awesome literally a one-block opening and that's fucking crazy I mean like it's
fine it just came down to another terrain cuz like damn I want to say wait
Look how open it looks. How far up were we that we dug a tunnel? Yeah, this is where we had to blind.
Oh look straight up. Where we're just digging in the roof?
Yeah, bro. Why like we're like why 90s all the time? Look it's like a tunnel!
Yeah, just that. Look at yourself. Look at yourself at the replay.
I swear to God we're digging at like the perfect wall almost.
Like after this right?
We could have went like no left so hard.
It's so hard to get to, like, it's so hard, yeah, it's so hard to get to, like, it's so hard to communicate with that.
Is this literally where he...
No, no, no, no, we have, I think the ravine is, like, a little bit further forward here.
I don't know, like, he sent Y44 and it just missed.
Yeah, this terrain, I saw the thing down here.
Yeah, he goes down.
From our perspective, no, from our perspective, it legit doesn't look like it opens to the right here, and you're correct.
It's just this one beeping hole.
Like, this little block opens all the way up, fuck.
Yeah, I'm always supposed to know this
Damn
Oh my god
That's alright
That's alright
You got another match?
Who am I?
I don't know who I play yet
But it's between
I have no idea
Where did you see the spawner by the way?
Cause that was clutch
Oh yeah
What point did you see the spawner?
Um, like way earlier
Hold on
Yeah cause we saw four
It just didn't look like a spawner
Yeah, I never saw a spawner
That was just clutch
I
See
Yeah, we turn around we went here and then you probably see spawner soon ish
I want to say it's like
It's there right. Yeah, I think I like build up here, and then maybe I see it
Yeah, you bridge you bridge over I think and then maybe at some point while going to the challenge is here
But this is like if you see yeah to the right is sticking out is it is that splinter?
Okay, I know I saw one
You're like spider-man or something maybe I'm cheating. I don't know hold on right there right there right there. Oh, okay
Yeah, you look straight at it too wait, how do we not see that?
I don't even think I was like trying to mentally even look for a spot like I feel like we knew the four is there
I was like, yeah, I was mentally thinking that
Should I ask if you know the nine by nine chunks?
Is it a hard to TNT gold by the way like no just like you see where you're standing right now in the middle
Yeah, basically before you mind that gold block to drop down here like on top of it
It's you place the empty there like where you were standing. So yeah, so do I'm you mind this?
Yeah, you mind the middle one this one you place the NT and then you just like back away a little bit
Oh.
I mean, you just didn't lose much time for doing this, like,
cause there's like five, if you're gold fell,
though, you know, GG with the five pigs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just like...
You got six pigs here, bro, like, come on.
You'd need to button as well,
cause if you flip and steal,
they just can't be distracted by gold as well.
So you'd get fucked, like, on the way to route.
Oh.
I'm in pick, it should be fine.
Like, it was fine.
Yeah, it was fine.
Like, I don't think that was the problem.
I didn't...
I think maybe I should have gotten Pearls first,
and then Pearl Hong, like, out here to the left, maybe?
Yeah, but you like checked trades as well. I think I did check once and didn't get pearls
So that was like I think when you check trades
There's like one trade of pearls on top of one of these blocks like for their head
When we check trades like you see where this gold is
Right now. I think that's where we had pearl a pearl trader to but that was maybe after we
You don't think pearl hang does even that much on the seat like this
No, it definitely doesn't it definitely doesn't because we haven't have like clear. Well, no
I could just like ripped it this way like I think I would have been good
You could just like line pearl to just like fuck it. Yeah, I think you like ran to the four
Oh, so I did I should be lens and hit in my four was apparently he didn't which is tragic
But yeah, one one thing that you could be better at is just don't be afraid to aggro pearl
I think you're good enough to clutch and know how to aggro pearl like you could have aggro pearl to both
this water and the stronghold more like these guys are so cringe man like and
now they're fucking what the fuck wait what I didn't even notice is blaze on
here so how did that wait how did that one hoglet make it up all you know yeah
there's a rod up there I think that's just an issue with the week no some
blazes don't drop rods some blazes just help with rods out such as like
I think I have to make sure I craft the Iron Axe every time.
The Iron Axe is just pissing me off.
Yeah, that was fine.
You see how it makes you recruiting.
So is our game the next one or the one after?
No, no, no. There's one game that plays and then I'm next.
Then I win that thing Grand Finals.
Because I'm not losing.
It's either who because other Evo or
Evo juicy really Evo knows
Evo knows most zero cycles
No, I heard
No, no, he entered the ends up then though
he's actually looking scary fuck yeah I mean it was kind of a it was kind of a
free seed still no that seed was yeah very free but also very good yeah I think
If you use aggro pearl more, you'll be on par with everybody who's past it.
I agree.
I agree.
Imagine cheating in the tourney and not even making it to grand finals.
I'm not cheating, man!
Yeah, I'll be back in a sec.
Why practice BT, because I want to.
Uh, maybe just here?
Okay, this is going to be this one though.
Bro, am I just ass-ed BTs or are these just like stupid?
seems too far that just seems this seems way too far to be a bt
yeah
hmm oh wait maybe it's this I don't understand how to use the chart fully I
Don't you're right
Like why oh, maybe it's over here wait
Yeah, that's stupid
It's just one it's just definitely this trunk
Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
Oh
Dammit chat you guys are you guys fucking you guys hate me. Are you guys embarrassed?
I hate no embarrassed yes.
Fuck smart
I think where else I fucked up. I was in the nether faster. He just made up time. I think I was just get maybe it was just the fortress like I don't even know
I have to like watch. No spike at all.
Question mark. Oh, right. That makes sense. Oh, there we go. See. Maybe this chunk. Could
Maybe just this one?
No, so it's just here?
Maybe do I see it down here?
No, no, no. Do I see it?
I mean, it just has to be this.
If it's not, I need to ban someone.
I
Don't know what even our prismarine shards like what do you use those for prismarine blocks or what?
That blows out a four-minute bastion on a BT what the
hold on
oh my god this guy's zoomin
he's gonna obliterate you no
no
Oh my god, it's a lot!
Yes, I guess, yeah, make the staircase. Break the death rack. Is that good?
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Alright, I'm good.
Boop! Uh, yeah, that's good enough, that's good enough.
To tie over Watch League champion, World Cup champion, Stage 2 champion, May Melee tournament champion, Countdown Cup champion, Roll Star, All Star champion, Roll Star, MVP runner, Arturo, Tekken monster, SF6 monster, you got this.
You're cranking all my arrows
This is a shit of stables like normal
I mean it goes pretty fast. I can't lie. I have a feeling I know where it is
Um, just like, you already made out one direction, so you know, double-checking, like, always, basically.
This guy's all mechanic, so you need an awful seed? Yeah, maybe you're right. I think we need a fucking-
We need like a chopped stronghold. We need like-
Five, one, one, three.
Maybe- wait. Maybe we go ruin portal. Maybe we try and force ruin portal.
Get it, one, three, one, three.
Oh, oh, oh, one, three.
Stay awake.
It's ten chunks away. I'm having flashbacks
The four is in front of you. Yeah. Oh my god
Oh my god, so chilly chill here chill here. I think we force desert treasure ruin portal
Okay, so it's gonna be wait no we definitely have to go DT buried treasure or
Ruin portal you can force what I can force one of those three, so I just banned village and I ban shipwreck
The BT's risky, I mean I agree, but go bigger go home. No
His beat his PB is on ruin portal
Yeah, okay, so just get out of here, get out of the hole, you need to listen to your speaker.
Two beds, and uh, here we go, yeah, and an iron axe.
Super, what flavor of monster energy do you think you'd be?
Personally, I think you'd be the white monster.
For a dollar, name another monster, energy flavor besides white monster and original.
You're pretending.
I try to get one more, um, string trade.
Right now you only have one explosive, so wait till it's done.
Check on the twitch watch, I'm still checking.
You can just check on the twitch watch.
Okay, so they're done. So they're done.
You don't have that many explosives, you have 4 bed, 1 anchor.
Guys, I have to win.
Yeah, let's try to check some chests. Check the lower chest to your left.
Check it's just like, all I need is one more bed and we're stuck.
Or you honestly you could just go now you can like do it for Chudwig
There's another chest above you if you want to check it I think honestly split safe like other time
Just open up three
I
Honestly, we just go you
It's it's fully died it's like diagonal behind you behind you behind you
This way yeah, go up on the blue cheese up up up up left up left. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a guy's we're gonna have to fucking
Gonna have to whip out the Japanese keyboard here
Break some Glossom. Break some Glossom on you. Break some Glossom on you.
It'll get you one more anchor if you're going to slush it. Just make it a lot more consistent.
Wait. Sorry, I had to give a cinematic you, I forgot.
Yeah, perfect, perfect. Keep going. See if it's diagonal this way.
It'll be close-ish in one-ten chunks, but it's going to be pretty much fully diagonal. So here, into the left.
You stay down, you stay down, stay down, stay down.
I did lose, but there's a loser's bracket. So I play the winner of this game.
Out of this wall stay longest wall you see that go to the left as soon as it opens up
Get a wide
Are you gonna be watching if you want you can you can you scan if you want you can rescan?
I see us. I think I see it if you want this is a weird fortress is we scan
It should be close
Yeah, it's like literally just go more posies go more posie and stay low honestly just go just yeah
Scoob will pause you behind you and stay low
You have to double eliminate the guy entering from winners finals. No, you don't okay
And though is pretty good though
That's dumb I mean, I think it's just for time
Now grand finals will be a three
Yeah, literally only the FGC does that because the games are like quick so it makes sense to do it, but
Hi Brazil
Oh my gosh, there's a hog there.
Oh, let the guy in fire, let the guy in fire with one seal.
Okay, I'm just eating, yeah, he's eating please slow.
Please slow, he's eating please slow.
Let's go three, please slow.
Don't worry about it, just punch the baby.
Okay, five.
No.
Oh my god, there's gonna be a noise.
Wait, all in the loaves? Juicy kind of catching up though.
The blazes came in with the clutch.
I think they meleeed, I think they meleeed the hog because it didn't even drop.
wrong I mean he's about to get to the fortress the fortress is right there for
juicy
you can get some food
nice
Try not to do
Bro, hoglins are actually fucking
State and strongest soldier by the way, I cannot fucking stay in hoglins
Like they are so obnoxious
How much health does a hawt have actually I'm kind of curious 40 health
That's just disgusting
Oh make an axe
She's gonna build a portal just gonna build your portal your channel
Fucking baby hoglin bro. Do you want to win? Yes, I want to win. What the fuck kind of question is that?
Wait, these rates are fucking atrocious by the way. Juicy isn't, that's the like...
He needs a lot of time here.
Baby Hawkins have the same HP as the big ones, there's no fucking way that's true.
Is that real?
You craft all of them.
Boom boom boom boom
Wait why literally why
Tough babies
And I just like jump a couple times this way.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Grand finals is today.
It's everything, it's finishing it today.
So there's this game, then I play losers' finals, and then grand finals.
Alright, I have a P, give me a second there.
It's gonna pop a fire, it's gonna go back to the portal.
Just tell me chords in distance.
this opens rain where you kind of entered from it's easy to do like up here
yeah you can see it open a little bit
try to stay right around traffic instance they just keeps them up I think
still is more terrain above you yes yes there you go
yeah
26-196 it's gonna get this just run this way it's getting close what's happening
guys you're gonna go down to your left
You're gonna need to go down, okay
Not really well running but down put down to the ravine blowing. Oh
She'll just take out here. Sorry. Take that here. Take that here. Stay on here your cords
Wait if you kind of has fucking crazy columns though, yes, meet your right you see here
They recruit another coach my need to
All right, I'll just keep going all around just double check just make sure everything yep, that's it. That's 100% just go there
There all my acts
Okay, it's okay. I won't let's have boat show
This is this is looking pretty good for him
Okay, so yeah, it's not gonna you're not gonna here. So yeah, then now no
You can you're not going for zero you're not
You can know you can you can make you can make it said, please can I go for zero?
I said please.
It's buried anyways.
That's like...
It's open in front of you, open in front of you, open in front of you.
Getting this problem made.
Franket boxes.
You see I listened to your comms, I was about to just chuck a burrow and then was going to hit the tower.
I guess it's runnable, runnable box away.
Oh shit, I'm sorry, you said that.
Oh that's now. One more.
It's back up a little bit. Make your bed. Make your bed stress. Make your bed stress.
Check the dragon first. Check the tree.
Okay, so yeah, now you just... Don't go...
You don't have to. Oh my god, oh my god. You don't have to.
It's a little scary. It's a little scary. Just chill your chill. Oh fuck.
You just move. Keep going. Keep going.
So technically you're only guaranteed one perch
Like every per chapter is like random now
But like he has so much time
He's also half bowing
Do you see it's bump? Stay there and shoot Chris from there
Eat some eat some pork eat some max three minute per perch even after the first no no
I think you're only guaranteed a perch at like at max three minutes
And then after you get a per if you get a perch before that you're not guaranteed another one I
Think I'm wrong. Oh, oh it is every three way
Oh. RNG standardization. Ender will force Purge after 2 minutes 50 seconds in-game time
from the spawn time or the last Purge time. Oh! I didn't know that. W comms everybody.
I
Asked what you have any tips on playing better with only one eye
Just a general question after my surgery on my cornea
program and just raw dogging of a new
I mean I mean even still I think I think it's still gonna get a perch here
before juicy
Just go to go to go to go to go go go to go go. It opens it opens it opens
Right in running running running
Yeah, I've all get the purge. I think you should be good here. She has two anchors and yeah
Yeah, it's just out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is for future reference.
You gotta be careful, but because you ran too far back
to the fountain, when you were in Papo,
you want to stay further back within the fountain
because if you're too close to the center,
you're gonna get a weird perch like that.
But you always, you never want to be that close to it.
You always want to be in a spot
where if the dragon perches, it's going to
perch how you're used to a perch.
Okay.
Sorry, I just stuck up those columns real quick.
I
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
Were you watching the yeah, what was he saying about what was it you can sing at the end? There's a hero
He was talking about like building up on the house. Oh
Well, he was just like so close to the fountain that it like he wasn't standing far back enough
So it didn't like a like diagonal perched instead of right
It's a how do you force up the boats like north-south?
You see the stand north-south, I mean you have like from the fountain go a bit back.
Wait let me see.
Like the dragon basically perches through the opposite direction of where you're at.
Hold on, let me get in the fucking impractical quick.
Yeah.
Like so if I'm here, right?
Like where do I need to purge?
Or where would I need to stand if I'm like...
Click.
Go to the reset button.
And then go to the per track that's behind you.
Yeah.
What?
That's what?
It's just like, you might have to give it a bit, you might have to give it a few tries.
Like, yeah, yeah.
So, like, just go, like, set up your obby, and then just move, like, where you would normally
go to wait for perch, but, like, not nearly as far back.
So, like, around, like, here.
And then start building up.
You can even go a few more blocks back.
And then build up.
And then just...
And then maybe build up and then...
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
So what should we go by the way, do you think?
Next C-type.
Yeah.
I see you tried to forge an overworld seed.
Like, like it.
Not an ocean basically.
Yeah, not an ocean basically so village DT room portal. Okay, so I'll just ban shipwreck and be yeah
Yeah
Like that pretty much guarantees room portal though. How do you feel about that?
Does it what does that mean no, I guess well, I've always banned village that does example
So that's pretty much guarantees room two to three in the mid-off finals. That's what I'm coming. That is the fact that she's so I'm
Booked you good at that, but maybe we're fast, too
So it's up to you.
Yeah, fuck it.
Well, it's like, regardless.
And it's like, if you ban Rune Portal plus BT or plus Shipwreck, it's guaranteed an Ocean
Seed because you just banned the other two.
So it's basically like, either Rune Portal or an Ocean Seed is up to you.
That's how they ban.
Well, it's fine to play Rune Portal.
Yeah, I'm fine with Rune Portal.
If we just, like, you have to fast seed, but like, if he doesn't, the risky answer is
is it no food or like we like I work good in their food yeah yeah I think the
biggest thing to think about it for room portal is how confident are you at
approaching a bastion yeah without an iron pick and potentially no gold
armor like you will have to go for a chest and grab iron I guess that's fine
yeah because I think food is pretty good at like telling you where to push as
well so it should be fine like if it's bridge for example we know to call
trying to go I think I think fruit is good enough at calling like I don't see
food dying on room portal sees often so this should be fine room portal one of
five should be fine
they might want you in pre-match seein I will see it we'll see I didn't go to
the bathroom so I'll let you take over
you could also like if you wanted to go bt you could force ban room portal and shipwreck
and then we go bt I don't know if they tried to go to bt or not
let's go room portal let's see
if we do get room portal you might just straight up get looting 3 iron pickaxe as well which
is super fast so you never know
I mean looting are you looting? fuck it it can be fun
Yeah, exactly. You get the first sub 10 in the turning.
All right, so let's see. So portal here. So it's completable top.
Yeah, acts on the chest acts in the chest. No acts.
OK, let me do bang, bang. OK, so we dig down straight down.
Wait, what's your pickaxe?
Is it so touch? Yeah, dig down one. Yeah.
So we just like get four stone.
Yeah, this is pretty much what's going to go.
And now you have like a golden armor.
Only thing to watch out for is if you have forms on golden armor, then you don't want to wear it
Roger that always check
Let me get to let me go bang bang
Let me go there bang bang
Also, I think something that fruit is also gonna think about is
Animals wander right so after you get this like stone tools
You kind of try to look around and see if there are any animals before even getting wood
while you get what they might wander away in the van
I think I should be fine
best case scenario you'll get an unbreaking three golden pickaxe
then we get infinite blocks in another
there's a village there too, what the fuck
I mean honestly, I think in a real run if you're committing this far for the village you just go get the weed
yeah you go for hay bales, 100%
I
Like you would you would hunt to get these they're so close to the food and there's no way we're trying to go in without food either
Yeah, I mean this golden carrots in the chest. I should only practice like yeah start a few times just to like I
Mean they want to send me see
You can do that
See hello
Yeah
Hey
No, rude.
Super, I got a question.
Do you, um, do you ever wash that, uh, discol- much?
Bro, I wash this shit all the time, man!
What kind of property is there in your dog?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I was asking, do you, so you like you wash it and then dry it and then wear it on student the next day? Is that what's happening?
No, bro, who the fuck washes a hoodie after every time they wear it? Are you out of your mind?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not every time, but like, like, I don't know, like once every two, three days.
Yeah, bro, when I do my laundry I wash my fucking, yeah, man.
I don't think we're trolling, my fault.
Alright guys, let's get started with Pixen Bansen.
We're going to be doing Hands of Tails again so you guys can decide.
I love it.
Alright, so it's going to be intense.
I think I've won one coin toss, scale it up and match, I haven't picked a single coin.
Our team hasn't picked a single coin.
I think I've picked a coin once on when I did a best of three coin toss with Fallen.
I think they're once and I won, but then they won the best of three.
I'm banning Shipwreck.
Alright.
I will ban...
The Shrek is gone.
I will ban Village.
Cool. I'm banning...
I'm banning...
Berry Treasure!
Berry Treasure is gone.
There we go. We get a ruined portal seed.
Ruin portal, guys.
Alright.
So the code is in pre-match BC.
You guys already know that. Join up.
Go to your BCs and we should get started soon.
I'm good, good luck guys.
Good luck, G.L.G.L.
Alrighty, what's the seed? Did we get Rune Portal?
Yep. Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
That's fine, honestly. I don't care if it is.
Okay, first things first, if I get an axe, just grab it and break the chest. That's first.
Yeah.
That's true.
Honestly, like legit, I'll mute up for the, like, I won't talk for over also, but you do all the, all the...
All right, I'll try to lock in.
Can you share your virtual camera?
Yeah, I'm just trying to find the, they said they posted the code, but they didn't.
Unless they posted it in pre-match?
Or they posted it in, no, they didn't, wait, is that so?
Yeah, probably, it probably is the same one that's in there.
The one that begins with C.
Yep.
I
All righty time to win
I think whether you want to lose your top four regardless top three
No, you have to win. Oh, yeah, wait, he's behind top three top one
I'm going for top one
one
has been to bring back some exciting I it's it's good trust me yeah I was
literally just gas
the keyboard on the right language
yep keyboards in English
Good.
Evbo.
Evbro from Parkour.
Okay.
What's that about?
Thank you.
Okay, you can shoot them for that, no?
My keyboard works.
Do-do-do-do.
That's crazy.
if I keep orcs I don't know what they're talking about quite frankly
I'm here you know having the fucking yellow freefall bro is what it is it's
It looks like Evo also went into elo freefall.
Wasn't Evo Ironsville?
He was playing worse.
I thought he was like 1k, but maybe I was thinking of someone else.
I swear Evo wasn't even in gold.
I think he gained it though.
He's working his way up there.
We'll see both super and Evo in our elos soon.
Yeah, I think I think it's I think it's starting now. Oh my god. Oh my god
All right, Gels Gels in the chat all right
Locking gold axe gold axe first if not just loot it regardless if there's no access to fast leader and then
Okay
Shall we all righty
See sheep here, uh-huh truly this isn't it's probably three abbey completely
Yeah, right?
Get some tree
Just chop this tree and then you can just punch down with your fist and get this done
Might as well might as well might as well
Oh, hey, yeah, just make your and that's fine. It's make your table
This is fucked
Wait, what do I have to do here?
Oh my god, wait.
Put it above you, put it above you, that's fine.
Or like under you and then break it.
There, and then we'll do...
Make a wood pick and then...
Might as well just go to the next, cause...
So next go to the shovel?
Forcecraft it in the fort to be fair.
You can get the shovel, yeah.
And then just build that with your...
Yeah, you can make it first and then you're out.
That's fucking unlucky.
Can you check the enchantment of the chest plate?
but enchantment of the chest plate
yeah
projectile?
okay good, yeah you can wear it
as long as the front door is honestly
so just get a few more trees and
see if you can
find animals, so there's the sheep
there's a kind of
sweet-mouse-holiday thing?
yeah
get one more tree
get one more tree
do you alright?
he's just entering with like
probably low key like nothing
I guess he didn't get stone
but that's fine
till like
Maybe two or three?
Oh, nice.
OK.
Hi, we're in.
Let's go.
Oh, what?
Hi, we're in.
Locked.
We got a place to be.
Uh, how do I do this?
Is this still a top?
Yeah, what the crying is, yeah.
Fashion's close.
Fashion's close.
Just give it a instance scan.
Yep, it is.
You need to go to the top treasure for the iron.
Could check the good evidence.
Yeah, I think it might as well just like...
No, yeah, maybe they check the hidden chest and then we...
Yeah, most of the time it's just a waste of time to check it.
Just build up, it's fine.
Yeah, I'm gold armor super.
Yeah, make sure you want to like put a block so you don't like, yeah, this works, this works.
Yeah, good, good, good, good.
Nice.
Alright, make your way back down after this and make a boat while you're here.
Yep.
Uh, I just want an iron axe, sorry.
probably that's good
no that's good, that's good, that's good
alright, he's done that
there's just like a
full of timelines
i like that
i like that
and then we gotta go
uh... up here
i mean, you should do the other block first, but this will work, this is fine
this is fine
careful of this guy, careful of this guy
start throwing a few gold and then you can you can just run yeah get a wood on
your bar now just have blocks yep
why is this like weird am I crazy now you're just tricking just tripping or what
you like yeah
cool
I didn't see four, but can you eat now before you're hungry as them?
Yeah.
Right now?
Right now?
Don't worry about four, by the way.
We'll tell you one thing about my breakfast.
Yeah, we'll hear that.
Can you just flash your F3 real quick?
Just flash it.
Yeah.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah.
Okay, here.
Like, zero, zero.
Yeah, we'll probably see it on my breakfast.
Yeah.
Walking on the gold one, so.
What do you shit do like once you get these you can
Should we tell him the wide marker at the top when he's done?
You can like legit after like pause gold first and like walk up on my right. Yeah, that's fine
So let's give him the gold and then
Hit a wide marker from the very top
Do a full spin, F5.
Oh, we see it. Yeah, we're fine.
One more go block, one more go block.
Oh, wait, never mind you, I'm so sorry.
Elcomes!
Yeah, no, that's the other side.
Careful of like a light pig or something, just like, think about fighting it.
It's possible we get back stabbed here.
Alright, I get those, get the crossbow boots, there's gold ingots in the chest, it actually
could be important for this treasure, actually could be, there's more, there's more, there's
a lot up there.
Was there more gold in the chest?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
You know, I think it's fine, I think it's fine, ignore it, ignore it.
Yeah, yeah.
Make a, huh, you man, make it your second blazebend now, can you put your cracking cable down,
Just like don't even don't even know your phone turn off. Throw some stuff
Legit split up your price. Yeah, okay. Make a second bad. Yeah, that's fine
You're just like low key out after you split your strain. I'm trolling whatever just do it later. I think it's fine
Kind of drooling on myself
just on top of this on top of that yeah and then honor potentially no we're
gonna go on it I think okay if you have so I don't know if you know the soul
sense yeah I'm not gonna bother teaching that just just keep going yeah just keep
going I see it if you build up three in the middle of this bridge in the middle
you can punch them off the sides so they'll come up to the side yeah
walk and kill him
yeah just kill him
no you just kill this guy
this is smart this is good
am I winnable?
that's why you're doing so well
holy shit
alright so we're winnable
careful on
you wanna minimize your damage taken
cause you only have one field
right true
so like
after this you wanna insta craft your second
bed
just like right now
yeah this is fine let's make one there you go you can use wood or black
wood works do I didn't know that's cool yeah what's gonna go to that's back
first you out go out three go three just to be safe like fully three in the
back and then you can you might not even have to do one of the like this do this
Yeah, do this side first. Do this side first, like, through out.
Yeah.
And the other side? The other side, you just put out fire first and then maybe you don't even, yeah.
Oh, if I could block off some of the lava.
I hear him, bro. Are you spying on him, crazy?
Yeah. This is, this is fine. I wouldn't even care anymore.
Oh, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I'm just gonna get in for you, yeah.
Ah, don't leave you, you, you, you. Don't kill.
Good, good, good.
You can, after this, you can eat your food whenever after these kills.
Holy hell, Rates.
Yeah, after you get your food, by the way, craft your glowstone,
and then in the crafting table, do the R.E. strat.
Yeah.
And you can pretty much shift-
Two anchors?
Yeah.
Two anchors, and then shift-click the beds.
And then, uh, yeah, bed.
Shift-click beds.
And then we got something in a portal.
We'll do one, two, and...
There you go. You're cooking enough.
We're actually, like, doing some wall.
I would assume your fire isn't decently low, so like after that you should be mindful of flashing all up for it.
Yeah, let's just like...
Yeah, worst rates of all time by the way? Like what the fuck?
Yeah, why now?
Yeah, just go...
Like, when you finish this, make your eyes and then blind, because you want to overlap the spawns.
Yep.
Clear?
And then just... yeah, that's good.
Yep.
Nice.
good yeah yeah yeah
your eyes and get out can you get fire as on your hot bar and drink it in the
portal
no food no food we have enough for us okay that's fine
that's fine that's fine I just didn't see that she was good
yeah
Where am I going?
Minus, just kill these, one, seven, eight, one,
yeah, angle 127.
So do you see one rod right now?
127, yeah.
Minus 127?
Oh no, just for one, that's straight.
No, it's just this way, this way, this way.
That's straight, that's straight.
Chords are negative four, negative 174.
So you need to go a lot more, like hard right right now,
hard right.
Like maybe like over this.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
that's way better.
Down's way better.
Yeah, you don't see that there's like a land like that, nice.
Let's just use this huge, yeah, just keep going.
And then we go minus four?
Yeah, get some one seven four and then bridge.
Yes.
Good.
Oh, clean!
Yeah, yeah, here, here, here, here, here.
You passed it, you passed it.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stand on, uh...
Yes, you're good.
You're good.
You're perfect.
Remember settings
Rip settings, yeah, perfect
Yeah
Right, can you send top right send this and just see how far it goes?
I like this I like this I like this I like this yes going that's that's holy shit
your tasks make the rods yeah easy clap don't even yep don't even worry about
your health yeah you can curl and then no more
curling yeah yeah yeah get your I'd say don't half bow it's too
Yeah, we're five arts really risky
Like when it comes to one cycle like settings aren't that important to change like you'll be fine
You'll be fine like almost every time
I get the anchors in the yep, you're not pulling anymore. By the way, so stay semi-close by the way
Yeah
You got this side perfect
All you box.
Very good.
Holy f***ing pv.
You gotta beat everything, bro!
You're sh**t!
Dude, I'm not gonna lie, that's the cleanest game I've seen in this game.
Like, that was a seat that was worse than Embo had me for?
You're just good, bro.
oh my god I was in sin that was fucking crazy I think that dude you do look
at the difference like instantly as soon as we have iron axe I don't think you
made any mistakes in stone actually no like they're they are rage bait like
that's so fast fuck a stone that was like a men's rage bait when you dug
down there's like I know I did down for gravel and oh my god there the whole
They totally make stone axes because I know we like don't craft in the Bastion ever
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, you're moving different you're moving different. That was really good. I'd like that didn't even matter
No, that's a sub 12 if I don't fucking get that grab
That's okay
That's why no, that's fuck the PV though you PB'd by a lot and it was fucking clean as hell. Yeah
Let's go
Dude, I was flooding comms like like
Yeah, this guy said I missed a block. What the hell I
In my head it was negative seven seven negative four for some reason like I apologize for that one
No, I don't know. I just like messed up
Bro nice fucking game. We gotta check what happened to him cuz he wasn't even in the stronghold. Yeah, I know
Yeah, cuz the
We were ahead in the Ford by over 30 seconds by the way like we were just
He just blinded.
Oh, he missed.
He just blinded.
Oh, tragic.
Dude, that's why I throw like four eyes every time.
I gotta make sure I get that shit, like.
Oh, he built his portal on a tube boss.
Super, my boy!
My boy!
My boy!
Dude, congrats, man.
Thank you.
What an impressive performance.
Thank you.
And I can't believe the stronghold
was less than 100 blocks away.
Your navigation towards it,
your cycles ahead on the Blaze Fauna,
You got two for two rods on those last two blazes and then immediately I was
Was a little bit here, but it is true
Look super yesterday. I gave you my seal of approval as you remember
I'm saying is look it paid off for it
I can't let you down. Oh, come on. Hey, give me a head. Give me a bit up there
Thank you, bro. Thank you look either way dude
I need to know though. How are you feeling about facing up against nominal gravy after the defeat earlier in this day?
Yeah, yeah, you took me down. Honestly, I think I kind of played that scene pretty poorly
You know how to give him one, you know how it is can't I can't fucking oh, I say that whoopsie
Can't go undefeated so gotta give him that one
Oh
Well look I'm feeling worried knowing that he gets full control of the seed picks or are you pretty confident in all five?
Oh, that's the advantage. He gets full seed pick
Yeah, yeah seed pick. Oh
No, that's
I'm fine with that. I think that's more for
The pressure off of me because then I ain't got to do anything, you know, I just
I don't want to be a bias commentator here, but I've got a sword in my hands right now super
I don't want to night you just yet, but just know my seal of approval it rides on another day. I got you
Thank you to take some time now to prepare for the next match because it is a best of free is the longest
And in this entire tournament, so we're going to give you a second now in front of the bracket massive. Congratulations
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And secure in second place.
Thank you very much.
Hopefully we get to speak to you again.
Best of luck. Bye, superman.
Oh, hi guys.
It's so magical.
Castus, it's awesome.
One thing I want to, I want to like see if we can like figure out, or ruin portal overworlds.
I don't think they're going to get picked because I think nominal band dad against F-bo,
But if it does get picked because I think if they watched our game
The stone thing nobody does that. I think they're gonna think that maybe we're potentially slow for next room portal
If we get there, I'd say I'd say don't grab
Yeah, because nobody like I know also doesn't do that. Nobody does that. We just wanted yeah
Yeah, in case you didn't get like iron and the only reason I told the rabbit literally
Never pre-craft in Bastion exactly exactly the first time
Don't grab stone and you will be a legit like yeah, you're legit a head of anybody and
I think you have entered first even like yeah, exactly. Yeah, like you're fast like you're faster, sure
It was like just don't grab stone and I think we should be good on every actual insta perch by the way
Yeah, that was legit like the one in 13. I that was actually just strapped an insta perch. I think I was like
Like, and not like it mattered, by the way.
I feel like it maybe got like a minute or two like slower
parts like you and fine.
I wait to join pre-match, by the way.
Oh, OK.
Well, do we even have to do it?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll just join.
So what happens?
All right.
Hello?
Well, did I just run them now, or did we
wait for Super to join?
I mean, that's just work for it.
Oh, he's here.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
Are we feeling super?
Are we feeling me?
I just got a PB on my last round, I'm feeling great.
Hell yeah, bro.
No, that was crazy.
Bro, you beat my PB.
Good shit.
Do you want to do another?
We can pick a rune portal for you if you'd like to do another rune.
You guys do whatever you want.
That's all you.
That's like all you're doing.
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
OK.
Did I just pick order fully?
Yeah, you're from the upper bracket, so you can pick whatever.
OK, OK.
Well, I mean, I think we're just going to keep it nice, simple, nothing too fancy.
I think we just have a nice, clean race.
I think we go village first, just started off nice and clean.
Okay.
We do desert temple, DT.
And then we do shipwreck shipwreck.
Okay.
All right.
Village DT supply.
Sure.
Yeah.
I think, you know, three standards, sure, nothing fancy.
I think we just have a nice, clean race, you know?
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
No matter what happens, it's been an amazing experience.
good luck sir unless we lose
unless we lose then check in pc you know
good luck
good luck
ticker ticker
alright village first
that's fine I like village for us because like village is the one c type in the entire game that's the most like mental
like mental like you need to like it's all about the routing and like yeah well
what can you do for village as well through you're the main comms I'll just
be like the background watch or where we can get gravel potentially and the
watcher but main thing to think about in village we're gonna force two beds no
matter what just so we don't have to pre-craft them for this water if there's
hotel you know what the hotel looks like at this point yeah I'm fucking massive we
we force hotel every time if it's near a line like every time it's just so it's
such a win-con like if we get no no trades like it's it's an insane win-con
yeah and then like otherwise we'll just try to like route you through and see
how it goes as long as it's like the village sometimes it's like kind of a
and you ask to find the lava pool some like it's just it's so fucking
if we don't have a bucket house in savannah by the water now
i don't even do you even know what that is yeah i do know that yeah it's it's the red ones
the red one yeah okay good yeah i think super know the red there's another one that isn't red
but we just go for the red one if there is one is it okay yeah i don't know bot is reset don't
worry bot is reset yeah basically if it's a vanna village just think that you're gonna get your two
beds in the red houses if we have any.
But they probably just give us like seven plus iron blacksmiths anyway, like I haven't
seen a bad blacksmith in the village yet.
Oh my god, what have we got a toolsmith for?
Oh my god.
I think Supernose Toolsmith, right?
I swear I was watching Supernose play a desert village and he literally shouted out toolsmith,
I'm pretty sure he knows.
No?
Ah, super.
Thoughts?
Sorry.
Do I know toolsmith and deserts?
Um, what are they?
Oh wait, you can trade arrows with them for iron axe, right?
No, no, toolsmith and house.
They're alternative to blacksmith.
The one with the orange line on the back
and the weird staircase.
Send me a picture.
No, I'll do it, Tom.
I'll do it. I'll send you you get it. You get it. I'm pretty sure there's like a 3d you desert
tool and you visit there's like a like a
0% chance this matters, but we oh not a zero like a 1%
Grind fine, I truly think give us fun seeds right?
How's he gonna see this in five minutes? Oh?
If you see this house in a desert village, it's like the funny-looking like staircase with and it has like a city
I got orange line at the back
If you have a desert village and you see this and there's no blacksmith, then the iron is in the top where the little stairs are.
I see this, but no blacksmith is in here at the top.
Yeah, there's also houses that look similar, but...
Isn't there also a church that has gold in it sometimes? Big Wing Con?
Yes, but those I feel like are useless in most cases.
There's a church that can have gold?
gold? No, there's like that church that has lapis and redstone, you know?
Oh, as well. But if most of the time, it just doesn't, you could get some
broader flesh from it, but it just I did not never that. That's like fun.
Fun. No, it is. It is like an interesting one. Like if we get
10 gold for like two gold axes or gold picks for blocks, like it
wouldn't be bad. But wait, I'm trying to find it.
I know what it looks like. It has the it has a it's a temple, I guess
it's called?
Yeah, how do you recognize it?
It can have golden it.
Yeah, I think there's two different ones,
but you just recognize the one you want through the fact
that it has certain Glacier of Cod in the middle of the.
I don't even bother, to be honest, with that structure.
I don't even bother.
But it's good to know that it super knows about it,
because then if one of us wants to call it,
if we need it.
But what if it has golden it, and you spawn in the middle
of a bridge bastion and you get swarmed by, oh my god.
Like does it really have ingots?
Yeah it has ingots.
Yeah but I've seen it like very rarely like.
Yeah I did run, I think yesterday
today's about the bad ingots in it.
No that's so crazy.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Maybe, maybe rank has it like inquisit, right?
So maybe potentially so it could be even, I don't know.
We don't have to change any stone or something either
cause it's just um.
Yeah we're good.
village dt and do we get to play room portal and bury treasure if we just get
to like the fourth theater now no it's it's best of three best of three oh so
it's only these three seeds yeah you're not even bad seeds like you're good at
all
I'm excited
are
Something else you could
No, I never mind. I thought but the thought doesn't matter. It's a good stupid thought sometimes
W thoughts? W thoughts?
Give me that thought
Also, by the way, I don't think that'll give us a snow village
But if they do I'll take over or comms which house to go to because I genuinely know every single house in the snow village
I just don't think they will
Actually, I did get a snow village
I think no village is actually really good for us because they guarantee don't have a coach that knows them.
Maybe, maybe, maybe a little bit.
I know it's actually silver that I was.
Wait, wait, silver might not, but I think like I have an abnormal amount of knowledge about it for no reason.
I'm pretty sure I did get a snow village the one time I was playing.
It was a kind of rare, I thought.
It is possible, but I just don't think they will give us a snow village.
It's like legit, like 1% or something, I think.
I think it's so low.
Sorry now, oh my god, oh my god, okay, village!
no problem if it's a desert village I should get two wood first if I can right
yeah you if it's close yeah I really that was my stupid thought that I didn't
say oh really I was like I don't know if it matters cuz like you can though yeah
that's huge that that kind of like matter a lot like that's huge
We should definitely say stuff like that for it, like that's huge, but genuinely save time.
If we need wood anyways, it's like, who knows.
I'll look for lonesome.
Good luck guys.
Yeah, maybe it's gonna be a play.
Alright, you need wood first, I guess.
Just get two, and then like, we're gonna come back here anyways to get wood, so.
Right.
But it's nice to be able to like craft everything there, like you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You might as well like, I think the blacksmith is legit.
Shit, is it up on that hill?
There was that other weird house in front of the hill
Yeah, get your cobble now, and then
Your sticks and stuff
You try to make your stone tools and then your shears
and
The house is in front of you might have beds like there's the long one, but also the shorter ones will guarantee you have beds
Like
Yeah, he's like right behind like you see it that big oh, it's fine. You have to kind of we'll go back. It's fine
Leave him down
He could stand on the cactus. Okay, I don't know how to form cactus AI works. I like that. I like that
Wait, is that yeah, I don't see anything
No, that's cactus again.
You're just so hard to see with that.
Yeah, dude, so hard to see with that.
Make your bucket food.
And then go to your trees.
You want to get two beds really, actually?
Or from, like, go to the...
No, this doesn't have a bed.
You have this one, and then you have...
Yeah.
He's gonna have food, by the way.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, that's food.
Don't check this other chest. Ignore this other chest, by the way.
It won't happen.
Yeah, just...
Yeah, just go to your...
There was some gravel on the yeah here
Nice
If you're gonna share we should share an oak tree if we find one actually have an insane calm
You can change it up either hard for fire spread and then we could change it back
Like to see fire
We don't know where lava is right. I feel like that would that's mainly useful for
For us, but it could be useful because of the yeah
Yeah, I haven't seen any lot of pools at all here so I would
Yeah, yeah, I agree. I just don't know where in the desert
No idea just keep going like straight. Yeah, this yeah
I should go this way if you ever need to you can fill up a few blocks. I see it
I swear it's all right. Yeah, I thought you're right. I swear to the right to the right in the flat area
Yeah, it was orange.
Oh yeah, what did you say?
Yeah, look at this.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
How the fuck did you say that?
That's broke.
I'm fucking, maybe I'm tasked.
Oh.
I'm just gonna go on.
Ah, it's actually not.
It's gonna be fine.
So do you.
Right.
I don't have a boat yet, but I just say fuck it.
We'll build it later.
That's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what, let's just do it.
You can make now.
remember to eat your lava bucket
what?
oh shit
that's ok
that's ok
that's ok
measure
that's ok
let's go do this
boom
yeah
yeah
I see you guys now
you can shit
yeah see in a second middle terrain this is good
go up
block
there you go
probably
this is good
might need some fire proof wood
nah I wouldn't even
nah you're fine you're fine you're fine you're fine
Worry about it too much to be honest
Oh hell, maaah!
Warping.
Oh hell, maaah!
Oh fucking hell.
By the way, you remember you don't need to grab as many hay bales as you have like 12.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
What just happened?
Not even that far behind, by the way.
Like if you play this well, you just like...
You can grab sand for building up.
fine
there's gary i just heard
gareth no he's
yeah he's here
so gary man
he's always high and sometimes
oh hell no
okay you're just
you're just aura farming for the end
i cannot fucking believe what just happened
craft your stuff
and then remember to leave the same
two houses
this one has your brother? yeah, the other one you ignored in fact
yeah, alright, cool
okay, lefty lefty lefty
if you win now, it's oral
fucking what is going on?
well, if you take a look at the top right of your screen, you'll notice he has not entered the fucking Bastion
yeah, the Bastion was like weird
honestly, they honestly block
Honestly, I have an idea. I have an idea.
Okay.
Did you see what I did?
Oh, oh yeah, that's it.
There you go.
Oh, that's huge, no?
Yeah, it's huge.
Bro, that actually is, I cannot believe that.
Yeah, by the way, you're legit.
Probably behind, but only a minute and a half, so just walk in.
Yeah, that's actually crazy too.
Yeah, you're good.
Yeah, walk in, walk in, walk in.
it's like up to your left yeah should be like right right here surely right left
Yeah
I'll be doing the pig lens because he has to kill the monster. Yeah, you're you my legit pass like being the fourth first if you
Really well
Oh, yeah, make sure you're like going the same way. It's like work back. Yeah
Yeah, bro, what it's fine. What is wrong with me, bro?
I just like blinked and then like you just fucking I fucking exploded
I was like, oh, I did not blink. I saw all of that. I was the bash. That's right here. What not do
I think they might have like tried to like reach it. Yeah, but maybe wait, maybe even up actually. It's a triple
Yeah, you can start from triple there. Yeah, you can build you can go all the way like that
This is
Is it triple triple if either housing or stables we're gonna find out right now when you kind of go forward
So
All the time kind of oh, yeah, that's how we look at the roof. Yeah
Boom I'd say we ignore the other three chests, right? Yeah, we leave it at the top. Yeah, I like that. I like that
Yeah, you mind this thing you go down. Yeah
That's a tank through oh
Oh, I didn't break that block, god damn it.
I just didn't try that on that.
You can come back and, like, light up the future.
Yeah, if you really have, like, very few pigs, you know what it is.
Uh, yeah.
What the shit?
Honestly, that might be enough pigs.
Yeah, no, that's gonna be enough.
boom
you can get the total man
yep
um well
it's literally like so fucking funny
so um I wasn't paying attention
so did you see if we got
that mine all the advancement yet
or no?
hokey I have no idea
cause they might have legit died
cause they did get monster hunter
I would say that's no idea.
Let's see what happens.
You can check the double.
Excuse me fellas.
You can...
Yeah, lava bucket it.
And you can look through the lava by the way.
Huge.
Split your screen before you go in the hole.
Can also just pass through.
Yeah.
Oh, they got that.
They did die. They did die.
Awesome.
What am I doing?
There you go.
Yeah, boom.
And then...
Can you... while they're trading, can you just, like, lower your render and stuff for...
for scan?
Oh, um...
Yeah, do it now. Do it now. Do it now.
I don't know if I'm going to go here, honestly, but...
Just... I try to just, like, yeah, right here. Literally right here.
Perfect.
Okay, and I won't just do it.
Or right there right there. I see it right there.
Awesome. Okay, yeah, go get your trays. I'm pretty sure they're done.
Let's let you just go check it.
Okay, what do I need?
I think you just need fire res. Look for fire res.
Get yourself three fire res. Get yourself three fire res and you're dying.
Oh, that's fine. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out in the...
Yeah, we have two beds. We have two beds. We have two beds. We have two beds. We're fine.
Okay, I'm out. I'm out. We're fine. We're fine.
We're here. Yeah, we leave.
Can you make a real walk on your hot bar?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like...
And girls.
And pearls.
And then go where you were.
Yeah.
Get this extra stone, show up.
I'm not here.
No, I'm here.
Here, here, here.
Yep.
Who's this?
Tas.
You're looking straight at the floor right now.
Like, go that way.
So, like, get the pearl to your right here.
Like, on the right.
This will sound yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yeah.
It might be a bit low, but that's fine.
And then further.
Yep, yep, yep.
I like this agro-pearl.
And yep.
Boom.
I like this.
Also if we don't blaze bed I think we have three beds and three anchors yeah go
hurl it up yeah and then you want to you want to throw the good yeah I like that
idea so like get up this like is this clear no go up go up go up go up go up
and then let's go to the right day I'm just curious how that connected to the
Yeah, I say what you could do is oh shit. Oh, yeah, I'd say what you could do is
Kill blazes if they drop like two or three rods
Yeah, you're excavating
Yeah
Another bed so if we blind and we see one sheep like we can make a second bed off that
And remember he's gonna have the same trades so like
We don't know how many beds he has in the village, but like you should be in a really good spot
So yeah, he also might he might have the same trades or if he lost like a gold block as well
So like you might be in a worse spot
So like yeah
Make sure you don't hit the side of a weird spot, yeah.
It is.
It is.
It's good.
No, you guys, I need like a...
Alright, whatever, bro.
Yeah, wait, you see?
Yeah, I'll start leveling it in.
You have four spawns, this is insane.
And no rods, don't you?
That's fine, he's dealing with the same thing.
What the fuck?
Well, maybe he's not.
He doesn't have the, like...
What does it do, a leap of ages, bro?
Hello?
Okay.
I wish I could have my portal maybe, like...
yeah yeah yeah yeah i figure out your inventory in story abby so i can just go one two one two three four
yeah you can just like rip that yeah and then you clear some space i don't need you i don't need
you i don't need you i don't need you i don't need you that's good enough you can get rid of like
fire charges fire eyes how much can we grab this back for one wow that is wait do we have a crossbow
No, he just over-graphed.
Oh, that's fine.
So now you can't miss here one time.
That's fine, that's fine.
You know what? I'm predicting a billet blind with a hotel.
Yeah, don't go in yet.
Can you do an eye-graph here?
Yep. Good, good, good.
Perfect. Awesome.
Exciting.
Billet blind, watch this shit.
Disgusting.
I don't really see a sheep either. I mean, you can like give it a quick look when you're done
You chose to do some like cringe library shit left five blocks
It is bridge like this is fine. So I feel like an extra. So like this is good
Nice wow nice mouse
Oh
It's happened to him so many times like yeah, I know I've had that happen before as well. So for some reason yeah
I don't know. I we don't have the number so
That's good, that's good
Get your eyes
While you're down there you can see if there's a course for something
I don't think there is unless there's like another island behind me. We do some fucking like library bullshit or what?
Yeah, we might have to either that or you are
I die remember so he said well just like you can either build it. Yeah, that's water. That'd be water
My god, that looks like a little key right there. I'm not I got chills. Seriously
He's probably a different spawner by the way, do you make a wooden sword right now when you're done?
And then uh kill these guys
You can make I don't know how to find obvious. I think you can make two anchors in
one
We have
a little
yeah
two
and then one bad
holy shit
we have to go
we got the fire
on spawner
why do you know we're on
we're on
surely
53 is this
this way
how do i do this
put it over there maybe
and then
we have to go to
there's terrain down there
yeah you feel like legit
you can roll straight down to
that gravel down there
yeah
it's good
you can use like
sorry i'm just like fucking
controlling
more this way yeah well which way this way yeah no you're right you're right and
then yeah right here in this little armpits but you're one block off yeah
yeah hopefully we'll be fine you're I'll just stand up yeah stand here and we
just hope we're fine we should be fine sorry the settings don't forget them in
portal room I look for a library you guys just put this in the denow remember
level yeah and then a hitboxes hitboxes boxes off oh that looks really good that
looks really good just yeah that's right here to the right because we have
five explosives we can hit that if we believe yeah it's yeah I mean my as
well yeah I don't know like we didn't see there's three more matches like at least
one more match after this if you want to go then you're walking do you want to
stop your anchors before I don't like it okay that's why that's so yeah that's
one of them remember if you don't know what the five bit that's fine if you
don't kill it with five beds legit just like stay still and look outwards while
you're like hugging one of these edges yeah and the dragon head will just turn
towards you and you'll be fine well what is this I would have went the other way
for sure the go to the other side I'd say I mean this is there's better to
wait to go out there oh yeah just in case it again says oh back up a little
bit I think it might be pushing anchor on okay I was on the floor
They're calling it the worst inventory management of all time
What's happening?
There we go, Jesus
Yeah, look behind you
You're good. Oh, you look at it
Put you in jail
You can pearl you're fine you to pearl
This fucking terrain sucks
I'd say have some like blocks and potentially toss out your crying
This ends awful yeah, you want to throw out your extra obsidian if you're not getting fireball right now just yep
All right
If you don't kill it
You shouldn't don't move don't move and that will come towards you. Yeah, yeah, and only full charge acts
It's not gonna fly away after a certain time it flies away after a certain damage you deal
I don't think he's half going either so just
It's just pretty bullshit I
Am concerned that he has more explosives though because if he slept instantly as soon as he blinded that might have been because
Yeah, and a planes with mobs
But I should be fine. All we gotta worry about is
If the dragon doesn't purchase out of our hands, yeah
I might be it could be it could be it to 180s cause old yeah, it's just perchin, right?
He could have seen it as well with a lot of explosives
So we'll see
I think honestly, I'm confident if I didn't fucking kill myself with a bed. It's it's so free. Yeah
He also died though. I think so it's like yeah. Yeah, I think he died at least like there's no way they took that long
That's no problem for me
Yeah, no, he's just got the P just got the insta perch like
Like...
G's?
Yeah.
What do you mean G's?
B of 3, bro?
Well, he actually was kind of locked in on that insta-perge.
No, that was actually a crazy insta-perge.
He like flipped and he just like hit it.
Somebody needs to check Nominal's BC.
I swear he has had at least three insta-perges in this turn as well.
Yeah, I could be saying
Why don't you markie am I allowed to go pee cuz I'm doing it
Yeah, back
Good Tom
I'm thinking like normal Grammy for some reason I think caught up time to us from 4th to stronghold
what do we do wrong I think he probably just surely had more beds and just like blaze bed
or something oh right let's find out let's find out oh I think we did potentially lose
a blazer to two lights on spawner but oh he didn't he did not blaze bad yeah so
like maybe maybe we just got fucked over by oh he left with nothing and he he
found sheep in the forest that we buy in the exact same spot and he just found
sheep in the forest and made an extra three beds oh that's that's great
I mean it's not like it mattered though like we didn't know like you actually
would have got wait he should have lost time then he should have lost time then
because he won't get his way to get the sheet plate what I said oh he's so lucky
what the fuck he blinded in the portal room oh really I was wondering how they
were in the end so fast oh my god I think I was like what an extra minute than
No, you literally just got like bitched by RNG. That's so bad.
No, because like I swear to God, I looked over to their progress.
They're still like blinded looking for a stronghold after like 20 seconds.
I look over, they're in the end. So like what happened?
I got bitched by RNG.
That's so bad.
Isn't it us who should have been in the pool room though?
Because we were off by one block.
Like how many blocks is he off?
We, I don't know.
He built in a different spot too, so like I think he was also off
That's right
They were all by one on the other direction apparently so they basically know exactly where to blind for portal room and into the birch
I'm trying to suspect something here
I look in which we're going DT now. Okay. Yep temples are territory. This is our home ground
This is where we substand.
No, that should have been an easy win. I honestly, a free win. I just, I fucked up.
Now we know, beds out of the hot bar.
Yep, new strat. No beds.
Wait, meteor crater strats, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Meteor crater?
And the bed pearl, if we get God Apple again, early.
Oh my god, wait, God Apple, bed pearl?
We had it in the first one but there's like we just didn't know there's no situation. Yeah
Yeah, I don't think we had enough beds at that game like we had six explosive thing
Yeah, maybe not
You set my bot
W
Do I feel like if you just sub 13 every seed from now on and like
Oh, yeah, it's just sub-13, just sub-13 every seed, and Brady can't keep up, like I promise you.
It's a good idea, in theory.
Wait, what the fuck? Why didn't I just think of that? Just sub-13.
It's an idea until you execute it.
Just fucking war-record every seed, the hell?
Why not?
You know what the craziest thing is, by the way?
I swear we throw four eyes every game, and none of them break.
I've had some definitely break no, but not not since I'm like I haven't seen a night break for you yet. It's in
Thank you. I swear we haven't had an eye break for these past two days
No, we had some we had some like Trojan in our system or something. All right, I can't I have it
I saw lava though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we have a river.
I'm fairly certain.
Oh, there it is.
There's two lava.
And you're on the top.
You're going to enter in the top hole.
I'll just drop it.
Yeah, by the way, we'll definitely be heading not back where we came from.
We have a lawful and a river, barely nearby.
Like basically where you're facing right now.
That's where we're gonna be going.
DOS.
You're going in?
I'll leave that. We're out.
Boom. Easy.
Yeah, so basically where we're gonna be going is backwards, pretty much.
From where you're facing.
What the hell?
Build out.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm making a diamond pick.
Yeah, I'm going to try to get it.
Yeah, and left to the left.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, I'll go to the left and just like, you got it.
Right there.
Oh!
Oh my god, I'm behind you.
You want to blow that?
I think that's only two.
I think that's only two.
Surely this gravel here, I'm sure.
I'm gonna fucking tell.
No, but what is the trees I'd say?
I think there will summon the water.
some in the water yeah right there yeah that's just slow but no you're even
fine like they potentially didn't even go this way so they'll be slower
they're like chill like wait at this well yeah wait at this we pick up
this first wait here and then just further out of your direction just craft
now before you like
yeah sure that's fine because like the lava is like in the in the sand pretty much like we'll
just stop them and um we also make a hat we make a have you had a ding and then you
No iron iron iron iron iron iron iron iron iron yeah and shovel to an iron as well
Huh
Boat me do we get some food? I'm kind of low no gappos might need that yeah
Yeah, go go like yeah get your flimsy ceiling then we try to get
Yeah, you try to at least something
So click your helmet on and for yeah
Yeah, just push those pigs in the distance. So you're right pretty much
Yeah, these pigs are gonna be so much better than the fucking sheep grab all three like unironically just grab all three
Because if we're pushing this and they're not they're potentially gonna be in first regardless, so we're sure better. Yeah
But that I guess that's good for pathing like but they're just
Holy I say eat
That's fine. This is fine kids. And then we just go in we're in right?
Yeah, yeah deserts
Which is you have flesh on your straightforward. Yeah, I would swap your pork with flesh on the offhand
Just so you don't use it
Alrighty
I've never seen you from this angle before.
Yeah, I was on the left side, I don't know what that was about.
End of a third life, I like that.
See your lava as well.
I don't need that, that, that, that, that, that, and then we will light and just go.
I'm clean, I'm clean.
Nice.
Nice.
I can't type.
Yeah, that's what we wanted.
Yeah, just you had it you had it almost 50
Okay
It's not
Behind the Bastion, okay, so
Yeah, this is kind of disgusting.
Is it? How is it your stables? I couldn't tell.
That is housing, housing.
I have a hat, so this should be free.
Oh yeah, you have a hat.
Do you have another stack of blocks, by the way?
Yep.
Yeah, dirt, yeah, sorry.
You might as well just do the same thing we did last time.
Just like leave at the top and...
We didn't even leave at the top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you have sex on break and then
Have tech
I think actually no, I think the monkey again. God damn it. That's why you have so many pigs down here. You're so
They were meet you so locked
Chill on me guys, chill on me.
That was awesome.
This guy's in the guy's mind all the way, breaking straight housing blocks.
This guy's touching tops.
It's kinda like that out there.
We let him get there.
Yeah, we just let anybody in here go.
What?
Uh, feed him up.
Block him in.
Oh, I'm trying to steal your flesh.
You need a flesh.
You need a flesh.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's fine.
You're fine to have this.
This is smart.
Yeah, let's get it.
I like that.
Dude, you just need a lava layer while you're at it.
Holy fuck.
Enter your inventory right now.
Yes.
Nuggets chest just in the middle. You have so much bullshit in the middle. I like a split the pearls as well
nice
all the stone blocks like like okay you
I'm just out I think
Right yeah, yeah
the top one pearl we go well this way not you're not doing no no down left up and then to the
up 180 180 up and then 180 again yeah and then which way was it it was uh up uh more up more
up more up piece up piece up piece and up piece we need to get the back you're right you're right
the back shots i do want you to splash or drink bi-rides before you go though
Yeah, this is hard.
Okay, right there.
Let's just do this, and then...
Yep.
Close the bar, and we fucking... you can whip it.
Just get ready to clutch, like, just... yep.
Get ready to clutch no matter what, like...
Oh, Jesus.
He missed!
I'm gonna hit you, I'm gonna hit you, I'm gonna hit you, I'm gonna hit you.
Yeah, I like that.
I see you want to get...
I see you want to get...
You can...
Yeah.
I see you two spawners, uh, is that...
Yep.
I don't even want to.
You can poke on your off-hand right now, honestly.
Yeah.
So can I do both of these?
Yeah, hit one and then if you don't see that the rods are good enough, we will TNT the
other.
It's a two-spawn at least.
I didn't get the other one, too.
Yeah, we looked at the other one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
It should mean this one's a two-spawn, too, right?
Should we have her?
Last game.
Oh, no.
I actually don't know.
I think it's fine.
I probably should have just...
TNT I gotta use a Blackstone TNT and we're good. Yeah
And we're good. I am very scared of those like wither skill. He's in the back. I'm not a lie
I guess they've passed towards you randomly
You could go over there and cause an abstract. Yeah
There you are yeah, I like that I like that. That's huge and then give me a soul sand. I don't have soul sand
It's okay
Some shit you have a stack of dirt you're fine
one two three yeah sprays is it worth kind of rose cause I'm excited maybe we'll see
how straight yeah yeah for sure for sure okay you're doing spawner first though yeah
Yeah, that's nice.
Yeah.
Josh.
Boom.
Make sure you're feeding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that other one just leaves it off.
Yeah.
Just leave it on.
Just leave it on.
Good play.
These guys, there's fire under them, so like be a bit careful.
Yep.
Let's not watch the boss legit.
He might have like six.
Yeah, you're out.
You're out.
You're out.
We're here.
Yep.
build it you plan on it's just like even slam the corners as well it's fine
yeah what the hell I like you noticed that I didn't see that how did that happen
the roof yes whatever you're good right did you say get a real yeah I call
12
Pass
That's good that's good left or I just go this way one two. Yeah, just go bit. That's good
Perfect
Bang. You get need a needle guys.
And then in break, so we're good. We have to go to 125.
You need to go back turn.
Oh, there it is.
I'm gonna go 125, which is this way.
I have a splash, I have a splash.
125, this way.
Towards the spawner, yep. Just take the highway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a sec
Can you just have your F3 open? Yeah, the whole time. Yeah, I know this terrain to the right. I think no
Yeah, yeah, like the bottom to rain to the right. What are the bonus? Okay?
Yeah
Yeah, the fossil is go to the fossil
Yeah, yeah, I didn't even know there's one there.
And then yeah, you're like you're like you're pretty much negative to 10 negative 10.
Yeah, once you go sky, you're gonna go lava to your right.
I'm gonna break it right here.
No, you have to 10 negative 10.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Bridging to lava to your right bridge over here. No, I'm here to 10
Yeah, okay
Yeah
level entities, options, and then hitbox is off.
Could be ocean exposed but we'll think of that later.
It looks like it's inside.
I'd send it down mid instead.
Yeah, go mid, go mid.
Send it down mid, that looks nice.
Because it looks like it's just barely sticking out
so there's no point in actual checking.
Yeah, it literally might be right here.
Yeah, nice.
They will check.
they will lose time we went off of this like we just going awesome any of the
craft everything we can make a bow if we wish
yeah all my walls to do like I can do this then no you just shift click and
then you you want to find the fire that works whatever bro kind of scoff click
ignore anchors by the way because you have 10 beds yeah
Did you just set this up and go crap?
The box is on?
Crap, like I'm on this hill, yeah, this is good.
Okay, then we gotta go...
Um...
Bed, I throw a garbage.
Just all garbage, all garbage.
Yeah, that's good.
Can you look at the dragon in case it's insane?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, as long as you can.
We shouldn't even have half of it, right?
We're so late today.
Yeah, it's kinda scuffed.
Yeah, it's too late to have half of it, just back up.
explain it, but you wanna have to go as early as possible?
Like, kind of like, really scuff.
Okay!
Like, half was not even a guarantee, right?
So it's like, kind of losing its potency,
the more we are in the end.
It's like, that's a perch.
That's a perch.
That's a perch.
Wait, let's see.
That's a perch, that's a perch.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Right side, he did.
Pass.
You were placing your beds looking at the fire by the way you sleep
Not even the obby you were looking at the fire
That was insane
That was a nasty bro
You were basically placing it on air
Essentially that was nasty
Yeah, you legit might have air placed all five of those
That was kinda crazy
I didn't wanna say anything cuz that would have pressed you out but like
That was stressful dude.
That was shipwreck, my favorite.
See if you just go like clearly fast without dying, he can't keep up.
Yeah, I agree.
Should have won Village.
It's fine though.
It's okay. We put in the past and we lock in.
Do you remember your 2x1s or do we just go for L3?
No, I can do 2x1. We practice it beforehand.
He's been practicing.
you go in on the go on the on the on the long end two doors then then then you
door on the side and block block and then yeah I got it now bros law also
when we are looking for chords for stronghold do you want us to like like
after we tell you like when we know you're like really close to you want to
just stay silent a little bit and you look at your story when we're we were
basically just building portal we were all kind of talking and giving you
calm at the same time do you want us to just find your own numbers because the only useful
information we said was you need to be a negative 210 other than that we stress you out do you
want us to just stay silent or no oh like I could stay silent and then it frees you
I feel like it's just a sub-lotton.
Because we were basically like on quartz, but it took us 30 seconds to get there pretty
much.
That was like the only bad thing.
Other than that, that was so clean.
Why does it reset?
You died and then got scammed on C1, you're faster.
The seed you're faster easily easily
And not even think about it's like just go just go
Is your bot reset reset is reset okay good good calm are your standard things like prepared for ship right?
Thank you. We do we
Look we just look around we just yeah, but I mean like for Cal for hip-hop is on
Okay, then it's fine.
I can just look around.
May hopefully Shipwreck is just right in front of me and we're good.
I think it's fine.
Brut and me are pretty good at noticing Shipwreck.
That's good, I'm not.
I just find it hard to know.
I think one horrible situation is if it's a lukewarm ocean and then it's oak, Shipwreck.
That is just camouflage, pure nightmare fuel.
It's so hard to see.
Man, what are you typing, bro?
Good fun
Don't make it happen
Watch us get like five rotten flesh in the shipwreck and that's it
No, it's not like lucky good for us though. We hit that
Bro sometimes I said this I kind of hate when like the blazes spawn fast
I like to have a little more time to like craft everything and like get everything ready. I
I feel like the blazes in that once like the the 12 minute seed spawn fairly fast and you handle it well though
It's like if you walk in your fun. Yeah, I
Think the thing that messed you up was the fact that we had you block off with their scale is and you didn't have soul sand
Other than that, I know soul sand. That's right. I think I throw away I
Think leaving faster is better than like yeah, it's it's like it's really good that you leave fast
By the way, like we just gained so much time. Yeah throw them off
So it's fun
Also, it's fucking crazy it's keeping like mental tracker. We're leaving from force
I'm gonna leave that up to you for like like I didn't remember where we're leaving from like leaving from the top
I just didn't remember it
I don't know the only thing I do is get nose like I'm just gonna like I can make sense of something like this to just force it
Instead of just like looking for like the chance of lower terrain like I don't know
Smart
Final game
I'm looking curious at like looking at the commentators after this game see what they think about all these plays and stuff
like what did they say about your respawn anchor on blaze spawners well I'm
wondering no they like that they didn't know it was a mechanic either of them
yeah exactly like how what is that I didn't know that we have a go keep
second you'd spawn in going f5 yep and just like get a better just get more
visual yeah I kind of go to the coast and then f5 it yep yeah and like look
Downwards I fucking have no idea. I think it's a down to the left. No. Oh, this is yeah. Nope. Nope. No, but nope
It's not I'm sorry do it do it full. I wouldn't go this way
I would turn around and like lap around the tree
Yeah, so the lights right down to the right down to the right you see it I do basically run off the sand at the end
This is pretty much I just say down
Yes, we sound straight. I say right straight down to the right
This is what I was afraid of fucking lukewarm with jungle. It's just camouflage. It's fine because they don't have it either you're first
love you
So fucking stupid oh
Hell yeah, our food we get because we can make all care
So I mixed iron everything right cuz I got 14 iron everything iron everything she ain't everything cheers boom
That's
Also we'll grab the gravel on the coastline.
Nice toolcrafting.
We'll get like what, 12 maybe?
I like that.
11's fine if you get there.
Just share everything you see.
Uh, yep, uh, gotta make this and this, and then we gotta go.
You can get her easily.
Yeah, it doesn't matter what type of leaves you get, like, what leaves you get a lot.
Yeah, this is good.
Remember to eat your table back when you're done.
Yeah, and toss out your shears as well, as in case you die.
Uh, oh, good calls.
And grab this, grab all, grab all this one, because it's recording.
Yeah, yeah, we want to kind of force this as much as possible.
Like you can go a block lower one block lower and then oh yeah
And now I just gotta find the F5 to look around if we see anything
Yeah, right there right there
Yeah, you probably like that
Give it a check and it's not this way. I would like 180 if it's not you I think you 180 because oh
Kelp behind this. Oh, it could be that kelp into this thing
That's just that's just hatching
Under you
There's my 2 by 1. I like that better. Yeah, there's an L in the middle.
Okay, I'll do it. Because this is our friend in butter right here.
Oh! Beautiful.
It's so close.
Nice.
Nice.
That was actually close.
Yeah.
And then fun steal.
Get the bucket on your bar and then enter with lava.
Yep. Nice.
Perfect that was so clean.
Scam time.
Wrong scan.
I thought I should have seen if I saw Fortress.
I didn't dog in this life.
It's just there.
It's gotta be straight.
You can go.
I think this throw in a round.
Go right.
Where the mushrooms are down.
I can make gold carats, right?
Yes, you have seven.
If you get extra gold, yeah, in the Bastion, yeah.
I see it.
Nice.
Wait, where are we going up here?
I see the bastion.
Ah, wait, did you see the diagonal?
Wait, that's a...
That's...
That's 4.
What the fuck is that?
There, yeah.
Okay, some 4?
Yeah.
I think I like this here, maybe?
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
Can you flash here F3 real quick?
Just so I can...
so it's uh we guys north for the fort north for the fort i'll remember yep
here it is maybe we get some fire i'm running that down this is a bridge right that is a bridge
so just straightforward up is yeah he's gonna be a bit higher for this is good this is good i like this
i like that i like that that should be enough straight straight up right now yeah nice like
donkey Konging or my crack smoking yeah think i like oh that's donkey kong
I like Donkey Kong!
I like Donkey Kong!
Yeah, yeah, that was triple with Donkey Kong.
Oh, you knew Krax, but it's double.
Donkey Kong is towards the fourth though.
Okay, so what else do you want to do with Donkey Kong?
Can you, when you're done this, make your helmet and also make gold carrots before it.
Yep, I agree.
We'll eat a golden carrot too.
Yeah, that's lovely, that's lovely.
Swipe down.
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
What's happening?
And then make your 8 nuggets.
Nice.
Yep, that's what we're doing.
That's everything.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Nice.
We're gonna kill this Hovlin.
Yeah, kill this guy.
Make the entire DK out of the wood.
Oh, yeah.
Also, before you do DK, you want to open up one block for those picks you've seen in this level.
Yeah, that is just...
One lower.
This one, yeah, that's good.
That's perfect.
We call there
Beautiful why are they walking away?
Beautiful that's fine. Actually they'll actually get out of this
You've taught him some nice like routing
Goldloft right here, and then just rip it
Yeah, it's
Break my nose, yeah, and go in the hole.
Boom, boom, boom.
Nice.
Oh, everybody.
You can like break another girl's block after nobody's on you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can hit the ball, honestly.
I feel like you're sailing.
Oh, another thing is coming.
Another thing is coming.
Yeah, you don't need to bother, actually.
Yeah, you can hit the ball.
Get the ball, guys.
Don't even try it.
Just hit the little bit.
Check these.
Maxman?
Yeah.
Oh.
Max spin?
Yeah, oh hell yeah.
Yep.
Yeah, the toss up looks, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Supply, good try.
I'll get a pearls and strings.
Okay, before you go to your trades you need to split your pearls and string.
Yeah, and I split, I split as well.
I split as well.
Can you crafting table down right now?
Yep.
Make six wall and then just make your double beds.
Go on the fucking 3.
I got this one.
Whatever bro, stuff as hell as what it is.
I
Give him the gold back
Yeah
Just straightforward straightforward pretty much, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right like pro. Yeah, it's in the blue forest pretty much is what you're thinking right here in the clutch you hit a tree
Yeah
Yeah, I'll back the rain I like that fuck
Maybe like right here and then just go closer. I got carrots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is fine. This is fine
I guess I'll get it today.
Was it? It was this way, right? I'm not crazy.
Yeah, it's just past this like 100% 100%
Yeah, just run, just run until you see it.
You should see it very soon.
Like, yeah, I think it's literally that. I think you keep going.
You going? Yeah. Oh, right here. What the fuck?
Yeah, it's good.
There you go.
Get this Ray. Or is it? Yep.
Get this guy.
You can look at the other one first from right now.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, ignore him.
They're fine.
What the fuck?
Sprint, jump, can you eat now while you're running?
I thought I didn't mind even behind me, but I hope not.
You can like spam blocks under yourself like trying to like make through this.
Shit.
Holy fucking hacking noises.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not whatever.
Hell yeah.
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
You like that?
All right, nice.
What the fuck are you doing there yo, sorry, I sorry trap the guy is my bad
You have your beds and you have you gotta make your nether bricks if you don't have them
Brick me and then we'll do this and then we'll go
Pause we don't have glow dust I think
Yeah
Yes, well, I use the funny member at least I think he's six beds
Yeah, I think you've said
Hey guys, they might be listening on the main
Oh my god
We might legit be out of here.
I'm just gonna build a portal.
Yeah, get that thing down.
And like craft the eyes you already have.
And then you can just stay in the nether for a bit.
Like you can try to precuff your beds as well.
Yeah, I'd say so too. I agree with that.
If they spawn, you can go kill them, but, like...
Look, I'm on a check.
Yeah, there you go.
This is good.
Pushing crazy pace. They just killed their first mob.
So you're pushing crazy pace right now.
Um, I need one more. Can we go, I guess?
No, just stay here, yep. Just empty your entry a bit before you do this.
Three spots.
Fuck the leaves, fuck the leaves.
There you go.
Yeah, then just kill these guys and then you can run after this.
That's 7, that's 7.
Get the shot on my hop-war maybe?
Are you both late?
No, it's too early.
He's got that aura.
Nevermind.
One more.
One more, yep.
That's good.
Perfect.
And then he's right 9.
Yeah, just go, go past this tree, honestly.
Go past this tree, honestly.
This is good.
This is good.
Good play here.
Maybe for the right.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh my god, mouse man.
We got to sponsor this guy with something.
Yeah, maybe keep it.
That's good, that's good.
That's good.
Disgusting this.
Make sure you need to pick up three eyes.
One, two.
So pick up three, there's two.
Oh, you got three, you got three, you got three, I guess.
three I guess. There's three in that pile. Now we have to go 146, fire as?
No, angle 30. Angle 30. Back basically just 180, 180.
And then we have to go to 146, 96. So I have to go right? Yeah, okay. More right. Yeah.
Oh, this angle is good. Yeah. Maybe I have to go over there?
Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree.
Oh, I like that.
Oh my god.
That's okay. That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
It'll send out.
Is that just like unlucky? Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, that's legit diabolical, dude.
That is insane.
If I died that, I would've cried. I'm not even joking.
I would've, I think I would've broke something for you if you died there.
Okay, well, I gotta go 146.
He just got his first ride, by the way.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
Like, you're pushing right now.
Um, that has been a lava? Yeah, I did, right?
You need to go...
Yeah, yeah, this is a good angle.
Actually, like, yeah.
I'm not good at this.
Oh, well, can you fire us again just in case?
Sure.
Oh, it wasn't this.
I'm sorry.
Wait, you're right.
You're pretty close.
You could potentially just.
I go, um, like, just probably like once more that way.
Yeah, just like lower.
That's fine.
That works.
And then I think a little more.
No, no, try to bridge from here, I'd say,
You're really close. Oh, no, you're not
Yes, yes, yes, okay, your your x is perfect focus on the D
You can strip mine. Oh, yeah, I go through this. This is good. Yeah
Go 96
Yes, it was just like like
That's just the pillar from the bridge, right?
And then I gotta go 146, so it's down here?
Yep, yep, yep.
Block above you, block above you.
Mind that gold block so pigs might drop.
W, it's actually a huge phone.
I like that, I like that.
Yeah, this is a good hide, this is a good hide.
Make sure to not build one of the,
yeah, this is good so that we avoid that.
When you build this,
can you op-end your flesh before you go in
just so we don't forget?
Yeah, and then light it.
Boom.
Tass.
Make sure you walk forward.
Nice. Good. Thank you.
Settings. I think did the settings.
Um...
I don't know.
Change your hitboxes.
It could be that.
I'm thinking it's...
Just backwards.
Can you try that all the way in from you?
Just to see.
I have to be mid has to be mid and you want to like wrap around
So the right to the right and just follow this iron door iron door. Yeah, I like this. I like this if it's not here
What if I have I have you have everything just go in you have a crossbow as well just in case with a lemon arrow, so you can have
You should have
Yeah, we should have.
Let's take it up.
Settings.
Settings.
This is actually great for us, because if he can zero, he can't, because it's so buried. This is great for us.
Yep.
Bronze key.
I like that.
Holy shit, I already had another right level of game.
Don't even set up the rest of your beds yet, like, hit the obby, and then...
Yep.
And then I go like here and build up.
This is fine, you're just like, yeah, this is high enough, so if any time you get shot you need to switch the blocks and build up.
I could land the pilot on his hero.
Perfect.
That was almost right with us.
Nice.
Yeah, you're nice.
You're fine.
Honestly, this is good enough.
Let's see you trash you like one more, or two more even.
These two.
That's gonna be easy, yep, let's wait and see if we can do this one.
Yeah, set up the rest of your beds, yeah, we're chilling.
Bed set up first, bed set up first.
Uh huh.
And Pearl.
Pearl with Avi and...
Look at the dragon just in case.
Okay, good.
That's here.
Yep, that's fine.
It might, it literally might perch right now, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's a perch.
left side
damage
BAAAARGH
BAAAARGH
dance, dance, I don't even see you
you good?
okay I gotta go up yourself with a vent running before the match ends
what a f**king god
how good
that's my kill
that's beautiful you know it's a bad thing you played all three that seeds
really well yeah let's go
so clean the second he was so clean
I'm not gonna lie let's go dude let's go dude we were running the stronghold
I'm not gonna lie. What were we doing? Especially me, bro? I was just
That's like the hardest part bro is I turn it like I swear it's so hard
You know what we were in that like freaky ass part where we like touching the bathroom
There was just like terrain up that like I was there into corn like slightly. Yeah, it's okay
Like strip mining was fine. We were so ahead
I think strip mining was almost better because of that air pocket by the way like yeah, like that's that's air is fine
I like good good fucking shit, man
Doesn't main minecraft by the way
That's fucking
Emerald before the tournament starts and winning up crazy. No, yeah, don't look at my courage
You bet still good. Oh, some of these people main minecraft you just showed up
You legit shit on Evo and gravy
Actually locked in so hard
I think that was the best one I've ever seen you have
I assume they're gonna join for like a interview or something probably
I don't know what to say. They're so good
Again, I'm very curious because we got two spikes in the stronghold. What was that other spike?
Like we almost got baited by the other spike. I sort of thought it would look so good
We were in a mine shaft. It was a mine shaft stronghold. Yeah, maybe a cave spider
Yeah, probably a fucking spawner. Yeah. Cave spider is like almost identical to
Strongholds. We got a little bit lucky that we didn't get fucked
It was very simple stronghold. There was like, like we didn't have much else to check after that
It's a very single stronghold unless you go for the other spike. That other spike I think would have led us to the bad one
That was so good though. Is this your first win?
First like first like first place. Yeah. Yeah, I've only done two mid-offs and I got second and first
It's like Johnny was renew on because I was Johnny's
Hello, yeah, what up, welcome back, you are season 3 champion!
Look man, I'm proud that my seal of approval worked, that's what I've got to say.
I'm not going to talk about you actually, I'm going to be honest.
It was all me man, none of the coaches, it was all my word.
How are you feeling?
I feel great.
Oh my god, that first he was so embarrassing. I tried to boat down and I had the bed in my hot bar
But I just blew myself off. Oh
You would come out of it the cash up here
What cinema what cinema your opponent remained undefeated until those final two seeds where you came out on top
So impressive so impressive and your splits trending faster and faster with every match and
And damn, damn, I must admit, we got scared on that second seed when you entered the end without the ability to craft the bow.
Oh yeah, a little scary, a little scary, but I had a good perch. Had a good perch, if I can explain.
A little incremental overcraft, yeah, but it's alright.
Listen, it happens to the best of us. Is there anything you want to say to everyone listening right now? This is your moment.
Yeah, this was fun. I enjoyed it, I had a lot of fun talking to everybody, it was a lot of fun as well.
Um, I
Will say there's some noise about how I was the golden child and who was selected by the netherite
booze wazi to win this event with seven coaches, and I just want to
Put those rules down to rest
Because they're not true quite frankly. Oh, no, no, wow
We're defeating the status. They did this for the working class. Yes, exactly
exactly. Wow. Ludwig spirit lives on once more. I can't believe it. Awesome. Well, super,
we'll leave you to your celebrations. Thank you very much. Thank you. A phenomenal performance
and Johnny has knighted you. I'm not angry right now. Thank you. Yeah, there you go.
I can feel it. Thank you through the screen. All right, super. We'll catch up later. We're
Thank you.
Gonna do our after.
Bye.
Have a good one.
Bye, guys.
Magical cast is...W.
Magical cast is out, dude.
Why'd they say that?
I think they...Dude, I saw them say it once at the beginning and then they said they
wouldn't say it, but they've been saying it after every match.
I don't know.
Huge.
No, that was lucky.
That was a moving experience.
I wasn't saying.
I don't think we won that.
I was so sick.
I don't know, the sickest moment for me was when Super was literally placing beds on fire in that second match, bro.
Like, look back at it, I swear you were- there's like a tiny miniscule fixer.
Or like, one pixel of oddness.
Yeah, one pixel hitbox is what the fire has.
But this- this run was fucking crazy. 11 minute end-enter?
Wait 11 minute enter a 1202 final way that's insane. That's like literally fastest parts. No
Yeah, you really got it super two time you can get past the first, but that was like
W fruit W boosfer
Massive
Well actually got stone because I swear to God if they didn't get no he didn't get stonage
Getting a stone age. No. Yeah, they should have entered much much sooner like I don't understand
I think you the fact that you yeah, he fought
Yeah, you like lit up to sheep at the same time and we're clean with it. I think that's like
That's insane you only entered like 10 times or like me
Wouldn't the overworld either so he
Oh wait if they didn't mind enough over like what how are they bad like little ahead?
Yeah, I think I weigh too much food. No like he's gonna
Six sheep that's very good. You killed only one less because you grab one on the blind, but
Legit didn't even eat the hunger
We kill blood in the blood
That was close like I legit didn't know that we that one guy was just chillin there
You're blending with terrain
Booster with the with the low-t pop off that one. I forget what see it was when I threw my uh, what was it?
My hobby in the chest or something. Yeah, no, that was so like that wouldn't the chest the wood in the chest
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a big clutch
Why look at this like why do you spawn like a sky block in the sea like?
Wait, I didn't even notice this I thought we had a
I
Thank you
Yeah, they crafted
Yeah, why do you think not a little gravy to get back like that long to get to the bash and then you just die as well on the way
No, I don't think so
so good
it's like press at or six a bunch of times like
no it's about the second by the happen it's like right up here and then
i go down yeah right here yeah
bro look at this frame one bed holy fuck that was instant
do that piglet what can't you like what the fuck
What do you do that no look at it look at his peevee I want to see like the I see yes
no deaths then does he actually not have any deaths no he has no deaths like he took some
freaky ass terrain no yeah forward this this guy was here for ages like legit just like
Where did he even go?
This is not the right way.
This is not the right way.
It's half of the right way.
He's like, full trolling on the...
Is it towards that soul sand?
It's like diagonal 45 to the left.
Yeah, he realizes this problem, I think.
I want to say it's like...
just here, right?
Yeah, it is weird.
We popped out through that little bum hole.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, we're doing
Congrats
Thank you, Ludwig! Thank you, bro!
That's my streamer feels strong
I'm not gonna lie, you impressed me
Thank you, man. I appreciate that
You were clearly the best player
Thanks, that's an honor coming from you. Thank you, man
Smart
Let's fucking go. I was here just right now
And I'm just gonna throw this out there. I mean, obviously the Mid-Offs is a bit of a Mickey Mouse tournament
You have a coach or two or three
So I was gonna offer you an invite to the jerk offs. What's the oh, what's the jerk offs?
What it is the premier
Gold ranked player tournament. Oh
No coaches allowed. Okay
Just your raw skill all matches are best of threes. Oh
Wow, and it'll be happening this Tuesday this Tuesday. That's um
Two days now that's right. Oh, wow
Wow. Yeah, I'm down. Why not?
Competitors already signed up to play are myself. Competitors asked to play who have so far ignored me are
It's Will, Liam, Simply, Green Swiggy and Masayoshi.
Oh, okay.
So pretty impressive lineup there. It's not going to be an easy dub.
Yeah, right. So as of right now, it's a two man tournament.
100% locked is Ludwig and if I we could get your name that would double our numbers
Yeah, yeah, I'm down
Okay, cuz it's just it'd be really cool if I could tell the other players the mid-off's champion is coming
Yeah, no, I get you. No. Yeah, I count me in I'll be there and I just got a third player instantly look at that
Holy shit. Okay. Hell. Yeah
See what? Oh, yeah, nice. We'll see what gold
He's cold too right now. I needed like a comedy relief guy cuz you know the Ludwig of the event kind of got too good to be the
Dude that bad play was awesome. Oh my god. I I just yeah, that was tough
Like a breaking bad face
Did I try to bow down and I scrolled to my fucking bed like what a jackass man.
Click me.
Click me dude.
It's uh yeah it was basically you know what I think it actually helped you win the event.
You think so?
Because after you played like no nerves like you start ranking afterwards.
No I agree.
No I think you're having a good time bowing.
Actually I went sicko mode that uh that run.
Also I'm beating the kid my way.
11 or you're 12 oh 2 yeah
Yeah, that was crazy. Also like you know, I'm beefing with him now
Why he's just say he's been typing some bullshit, and I'm not I'm not happy with him
Dude, he played your boat clip maybe 40 times. Yeah, I fucking bet he did I bet he did
Yeah, bro, dude, you can't be mean it's in bro. He's you're his favorite streamer
He watches you after doing his
Watching me all night
They call him him 64 actually in my chat. It's kind of tough. I can't lie
Yeah, he's kind of a goat him
Well hey, congrats
Congrats being the most winning coach in mid-off history. Thank you. Thank you. What what huh?
And wait, if we do one I can probably get someone to join that by the way
Wait, did we win in terms of wait for did you win in terms of points as well or no? I have no idea
Yeah, the point is it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Did you see all the fucking Skellington's you have to deal with?
No, this is crazy. Yeah, right now. Why does it so many skills in this war?
No, because the crazy thing is super died on the seed and he entered a minute ahead
Yeah, first see that was cool, I don't know if you saw what happened in first seed first seed
He spent I'm not kidding. Maybe two minutes in a hole waiting for pigs to die girl and then every time you got out of the hole
He did it big again
So you guys were actually tied in the bastion
I do I might have one more if you if we need someone for I can get someone to play for Tuesday
We got I sent all the asks out so I'll let you know something says no who got I think sleepy
We want to play if you need one more. Okay. I yeah, I'll I asked everyone so just if anyone can't do it
Yes, I'm down. Wait, how good sleepy?
Yeah, you got third and last minute. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah, he's pretty much mid-offs is Mickey Mouse, bro
People are talking about it
Bro this mid-offs people are cranking fucking 11 minute runs. We got like three people doing zero
Yeah, I'm like zeroes and shit. I was like scared about that. I'm actually not gonna lie
Also this food just is disgusting like
What he killed 10
Every single like hallway that leads to the spawner is just blocked by a garden. This is disgusting
Alright gamers, I gotta dip I got a 1v1. All right. Peace out
Later. Oh by the way, if you guys need another one for the bill
I thought you're I swear after you guys say you can ask me. I'm like, can you stop talking?
To be fair fruit like fruit has been another I'm pretty sure so play
I'm I was one I was part of another idea from the last season, but almost this season
You're basically almost never right early in the season. It makes no sense. Yeah. Yeah, I see like play more
I haven't been playing much
Yeah, me either me either
Yeah, this fucking fortress. This is gross. I can't even like that's so fucking gross. That's this third scene
Oh
Dude, yeah, but I swear to God we had a spawner that was like slightly open
He just never got to that part like you entered at a different spot eventually
Yeah, your your spawner had to go to like the vine escape in the bottom
Yeah
Some like both shit
Like obviously we didn't have any withers Kelly's in our all way leading to it
But like we found it at least I don't know. He's just like messing around
I think normal Gravy did the same exact thing against Evvo and won because of his trade or something.
Wait, where did I go?
Oh, he poked it out of the leaves. L leaves.
Oh.
Yeah, see that's why I always get the fucking I always get like fireproof because it's
It's a good safety play for these like it's good safety play for these like for sure.
A consistent way to do it as well is to just like craft that gold pick at the chalice if you have another
Easy accessible because like one pick is 32 blocks. So it's like guaranteed pretty much to give you
So I don't I feel like I don't know what it is
Like if you drunk it drank something today, but you played today like three times better than all your other days
Even though you won all the other days
No, but like the the game against Evo being your first like second game of the day after you lost right like how
I've never seen you played like that before especially with the blazes. It was too cool. I know it's locked in bro
I just sat down. Why did we not play like that for the rest of the time?
I mean I want every other man
I want what I know what I've got everybody by like three minutes, bro, like we could have played like that
No, the the funny about mid-off is like every player has a little bit of a quirk to them
And your your specific quirk is that you like hyper scroll and never hotkey anything
It's like your fucking inventory is always like so cursed. You have some like
Fucked ass hot bar every yeah, I also like the fact that we finally
Well that's like in that's hardware error, I guess I have I haven't had that happen before as well
Yeah, well, it's just like completely look I have no skeletons in my like there's nothing in my fortress, bro
Yeah, compared to him. Yeah, remember that one run where you had like four hotlands
It's just like oh, yeah, but the game I lost against him. I had like fucking it all the hogs on my spawner. Yeah
Look at this guy. Like he falls through his little contraption. There's like a there's like a yeah
There was a contraption here the weak contraption right here right falls through it. Oh, no, it's been shoving
No, it was like where the blaze was. Yeah, it was just like a big high bug also
I swear maybe wasn't that only they just killed the blaze and how did he not see this?
Yeah, I don't know. I think he just like was overwhelmed because he definitely was yeah hundred percent was
No, we were looking at what happened to him bro. Like that was
Or maybe he had like like warped tree RNG or something and like one was like blocking this
Show on the replay
Wait the skill is actually blocking it now
That's crazy on it as well for extra dessert. That's tough. You wish it's like
Yeah, we'll leave away from it. Yeah, that's insane. I mean I was ahead though
Look at me look I already have my portal building shit like yeah, but he had also two strays on this spot
But yeah
Blocking the spawner
Not hiring skeletons, man
Is this kind of a common occurrence in rank though? I feel like I've experienced this at least yeah
This is some like insane bullshit. Shut up ranked man. This is like some
Oh, there's another spot right there he could have gone to also he does go to it actually but yeah, he does
You're like this is just insane
Let's go bro. Let's freaking go wait
So what about the like Mickey Mouse like point thing like who I don't really care about it
But like who won the little point battle what point battle? Yeah, cuz I think you were in the last place yesterday
So like gaining every yeah
The way it works is every time you I think win or lose a match you like
Gain a point. I think everyone gives you three years can do that. Oh three and one. Okay. Yeah, at least I was like
So I think you're going down and this is rocket gave you an extra game to play as well
So you gained extra point. I think we won
Give us like a little like like a funny thing if you're like number one. Oh, yeah
Do I get a funny thing? I think I think me and you since we and booster since we won the turn you were getting like a medal or something
Like IRL I thought
Like a special badge on my MCSR cool files is like a mid house pre-winter. Can I get that that is that the cards all over?
Oh wait
No, that should be like a thing
Such a good idea
But at the same time, it's like because not everybody can get the badge
Maybe people will complain. Well, I feel like that's just doesn't matter, right?
Okay.
Surely.
This whole, if I died here,
you don't understand how lucky you are.
Okay, go down here.
Look at the lava next to it, like across the,
like you're lucky that this is deep.
It could have been, if it's two blocks deep,
you die from fall damage.
I don't think that's deep enough to die though, is it?
No, no, no, no, no, but if it is only two blocks deep,
you die from fall damage and all of your stuff is in.
No, no, no, but I mean, I don't think that's like 24 blocks.
That's not, or I took, I hear the girls so.
I am held to, I really been close as fuck.
I don't know.
Oh, so many team blocks.
Oh, it looked worse.
I think it would have been close as fuck.
Like, I don't know, do it or die.
You would get a pearl doll.
Like, that's so shameless.
Like, what is that?
Do we have blocks?
Do we have hearts down already, though, so you might have 5 people.
Right, so it's 19 blocks?
No, that's so funny.
And then from here on out, we, like, I'm not going to lie.
I was lost in terms of chords.
Like, I did not know what was going on.
OK, the vision.
I was trying to get you to pearl to this spot.
Like, yeah.
And I should have just like muted it off, right?
Like, if you want to like...
Like, under the bridge of the bridge.
I think it's under the leaves where you built up to the chalice.
Yeah, it's something like this, like...
I agree with that. I agree. That would have been a fast one.
It literally just connects to the... oh yeah, this literally would have just been perfect, I guess.
That's fine. It doesn't really matter. It's like, who cares?
I'm not like I think I mixed up like before well
Finding like the right spot for for like blinding like find the stronghold. This is actually like such a big skill like
It is like traversed it and like gets where you think you can do by the way is when you're in the nether and you click F3C
It doesn't measure an eye instead. You see that angle thing that is green
Yeah pointing an error and open to the F3C. I'm F3C while looking around in the nether
And it shows you which like how off your angle is like somebody
Yeah, I'm the angle when they blind backwards. I think sleepy does this he legit starts spinning around and if we seem to like find his
Angle he just uses your brain but instead of having to think about it. How is this strong hold on remember? Oh
Yeah, we're in here. I don't admit it in a curve. Yeah
This was clean this was clean
Brothers just run it down mid-strat is just like it just mobs preemptive
I'm telling you bro. We had such a nice spike to
I'm surprised we had a nice bike as this is so far down
Legit potentially this like air pocket cave might have given us a spike or something
No, I think actually oh, this is a ravine
Yeah, I think the ravine oh wait yeah first is he insta portal to the fucking end. Yeah, let's see that
You literally got pissed by like in the bridge
Because he got this portal room blinded
Pretty much like what the fuck appreciate that man. You would shit guys bought by that. Let me see this bad
Greetings, like if he doesn't get one of those two things either a portal room or an insuppers you win
But he got but he needed both
No, like there's an insane
Plus is that's not even close to starter
No, it's not it's like yeah. Yeah, I guess it's here. That's so far away from the order to your right
Yeah, I mean we instant have this pretty much I think wow that's crazy. Yeah, wait, so I have I have bad perch and
Damn, let me see a perch actually come on. Yeah, let's see this. Let's see this
I want to say it was like close like a bit. Oh, yeah, look at this time line
This is faster than some zero cycles. Okay. I love all that
No, it is like something like okay, actually wait no
I'm like it's just 18 minutes. Oh my god, raid number two. Yo, grumpy V. Thanks for the raid
But yeah, maybe maybe maybe GGS brother. Yeah, it was just a long time or like I'm used to the
GGS brother. I'm used to the figure slot of the blue thing
Why am I alone like fuck today by the way?
We're serious?
Yeah.
Yo.
Yo, what up man?
Yo, just popping in.
GG man.
Yeah, GG brother.
That was some good ass gameplay man.
Yeah.
Wait did you see what happened to me on the first seed?
Oh my god.
No, I got told you blew yourself up.
Bro, what happened?
Did the stream on discord real quick?
I'll show you this is so bad. Yeah, this is my way great. Did you do that?
The the skeleton army that like chased you out was the thing that blocked your view to the spawner, by the way.
Bro, I literally, I bro, Silver showed me that three wither skeletons, one zombie piglin, just completely blocking my view.
I think the crazy thing is you had two straights there as well. Yeah, two straights on the spawner.
Unironically, I'm pretty sure I had like a total of like 13 wither skeletons or some shit that jumped me.
I'll be real final final match. I think I just kind of Luke he'd give up and just started singing. I'm still standing like
It was it was so much fun though you won fair and square you locked in bro look at this
Yeah, are you on the stream? Yeah, I'm watching
I'm trying to boat down here. Look at this shit
Oh
Devastating no bro, did you see did you see my blind on the first the first?
Bro you need to know I saw I clocked it
I didn't say a word the second party in the call saw the thing he stage a screened
He just screw it top of his lungs
It's right there!
Go!
It's fucking crazy.
It's wild.
You saved so much time from this.
It's crazy.
You know, the funniest thing is, I'm pretty sure I built my portal one block off.
Yeah, I did too, but I was a starter.
What did we?
No, it was so much fun.
GG's, you really deserve that win.
Thank you, bro.
You know, all I'm saying though, you know, I won too, you won too, but I mean, I don't
I don't have the last one we win, you know?
I wish you had the last one
Alright, well, I gotta head out lads
But, I'm awesome GDs
Take care of yourself, man
Bye!
What a guy
True?
What a guy
W Fairplay W W
Sportsmanship
Bro, the one N fight, was it this one too?
Oh, yeah, what's up with this fucking N, by the way?
So weird.
Like the...
Yeah, cause the other side just doesn't have any terrain.
Yeah, but what is this?
No, not this. It was like to your right.
No, it was this one. It was this one.
Cause this one's flat.
No, no, to the left. Like, to the left is the terrain.
Which is where it goes to.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Like what the...
I think it was good that we switched sides.
Was this the one that we got per... Wait.
No, this is the one he won.
Was this the one?
Oh, so maybe it was bad that we switched sides.
My bad.
Yeah, when's one of you looking?
Oh, he even hit flip timing W. Yeah, he almost 4-betted this flip. It's so crazy. I watched the like the main stream.
Oh, beautiful. Beautiful day.
Yeah, thank you for the games guys. I'm gonna hop off as well.
Alright, peace out man.
Yeah, good luck with the Jerkoffs.
The Jerkoffs, yeah.
Yeah, they're very good.
Look at your prophecy.
Good luck.
Peace.
All right.
Solid.
That was a beautiful, beautiful tournament from us.
I think that was good.
Hey, I'm going to head out.
But all I'm saying is if you actually
want to play and learn more, I'll teach you whatever
whenever.
Cool.
Send me up.
Cool.
I got you.
All righty, bros.
Or bro, because Bruce already left.
Thanks for the coaching.
Game time, bro.
W fruit solid
Yeah, very good you're a good coach bro
Thanks, I tried to I don't know I know some I try to not keep it as like some people get like too serious
I feel like to their detriment
Like I don't know I try to keep the vibes up in the match. Yeah, I try to like you know
I think of you it's really like person to person I guess but I
Don't know I tried my best it works. No, you're a good girl
Let's get him, yeah.
All right, he's, he's bad.
He's out.
And then there was one.
I don't know why I looked like so broke today.
Are they even like showing up on stream? Like what's happening?
No?
Oh, let me refresh.
And let me go here and refresh cash.
And then let me see if I can do this.
There we go.
Superb, wow what a great event.
Just want to take a quick second to shout out to my coaches Boosfer, Silver, Curryway,
Hacks, Kyle Eith, Infume, Fulham, Feinberg, Bill Belichick, Mike Krizotsowski, Phil Jackson,
Josemarino, Pep Guardiola, Vince Lombardi, Nick Saban, Sir Alex Ferguson, Scotty Bowman,
Casey Stengel, John Madden, Joe Paterno, Bobby Knight, Moon, Crusty, KDG, Parr Giant, Gator, Pat Summit, and the entire Los Angeles Rams offensive.
I mean this is just so dishonest though.
And fruit, there is I guess.
Wait, what is this? Is Loeweg watch me dying?
WHAT?!
It's not the executive!
Oh!
OH!
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
It's the bones!
WHAT?!
Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
What is going on?
What was that?
What a fucking idiot.
Everything is now.
That's four minutes, too.
I feel like I've never seen anything like that before.
Oh my god, it's the new order of Minecraft.
Yes!
God, bro, he's so stupid.
this guy is so dumb wait i gotta know what since nothing said that 12 minutes 2.655 seconds
pb consistent 15 to 16 minute runs i am mental and w bedstress surely there's a clip recently
like this okay so he's deleting evidence real ones how was the clip of him jumping into
Lava in the end portal room not in the top seven top past seven days like surely we're deleting evidence no
Smart what does it I prayed for times like these
He's done miracles on me.
He's done miracles on me.
He's done miracles on me.
This was like real steel where the underdog goes up against the bot that has an entire team of engineers,
strategists, mechanics, and coaches behind him except the universe punishes the just and the underdog loses on bra.
What are you talking about bro?
Oh I forgot I did that! That was tough as hell!
Just check the middle of sight and there's an asterisk by the wind.
Wait, how did I make up two minutes, by the way?
Even though I died on the scene?
How did I make up two minutes?
What happened to his bastion?
was fighting pigs okay wait wait the path I remember the path thing yeah stage
two champion may melee champion the path into the bathroom is bad but that's not
two minutes all-star all-star winner MVP candidate MVP oh wait season three
champion what the fuck happened here bro you are truly one of the most
incredible raw gamers on this platform. It's a pleasure to watch.
Smot. Goat.
Oh, that's bad. Yeah, this is tough.
So he digs in, goes up. Okay, yeah, this makes sense, actually.
This makes a lot of sense. Holy fuck.
What's put a refresher graves of that is location
Damn that was a gas brutal
You tell Oliver to do that no and I tell Oliver to make nominal go down there man
Like what are we saying
I
Watch all the fruit couldn't say because I try myself. It's so hard. No, dude. There's so much to keep track of
Like when you minecraft speed run, there's literally so much
All good, we're gonna celebrate this like we celebrate the mickey's bubble ring
You know what I'm gonna Minecraft well, I don't know. I hope let's joke about this a bit
It's like jerk-offs. I mean, I'll play that on Tuesday
He isn't okay, yeah, then I'll do that on Tuesday
We're with different rules. Yeah, that's fine
Tell me about the entire, tell me about YouTube, tell me about you were a girl at the first
interview.
Well, why not?
Probably because my fucking skin is a girl.
That probably doesn't help.
Second of all, they probably shifted my voice up a few octaves on the broadcast.
So it sounded weird, if I had a guess.
2x Overwatch League Champion World Cup Champion Stage 2 Champion Main LA Champion Countdown
a Cup Champion Rollstar 2x All-Star All-Star Win MVP Candidate MVP Runner-Op-Words Second
Greatest Gaming...
Oh yeah a lot of the guys playing Bizzle right now.
I'm gonna throw that on like a second pass.
Such an incredible career in gaming.
Yet you're still ducking Room Level 1 DLC.
What the fuck is shit bro?
Wait, what is Bizzles?
Hope it's alive.
Wait, I didn't realize Bitzel had the toughest fucking moustache of all time.
Bro, I swear to god this shit looks like you went to like Party City and bought fake moustache, but it's like real.
So it's like clean, you know what I mean?
That shit's fucking tough.
So you can never have that by the way, you're not even wrong, bro, you're not even fucking
wrong.
Yeah, yeah, I'll throw it.
No, I got you guys.
No, don't go full screen dumbass.
F11.
There you go.
Can we clean up the inventory in the chest guys?
A lot of stuff on your left side you don't get.
Left side, yeah.
That's 11. There you go.
Can we clean up the Amantoria in the chest game? A lot of stuff in your in your left side you don't get.
Left side, yep.
Also in your pop bar you have three you get like fifth slot, sixth slot, ninth slot.
You're out. Drink a fire-res and you're gone.
Come on.
That's why we drink the fire-ice, baby.
What is it?
Ice pearl?
Beautiful pearl.
Eat some food, eat some food, eat some food.
Nice.
Alright, eat some food, eat some food.
A comida.
A comida.
Ah, ah, si, si.
Yes.
What's that mean?
What's that mean?
It's just eatin' a Spaniel.
Eat after this guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spaniel.
I should go to Spanish.
I actually can't come to know it.
Okay.
Do you know my girlfriend's going to Spanish?
I didn't hear what you said.
It's okay.
That doesn't matter.
Torches, top left.
Nothing's getting there.
We can craft three anchors, only three anchors.
We're at the fire.
We're at the fire.
It's lit!
Are we gonna really prioritize that one?
Yep, good.
of
the
Oh fuck how's nobody doing is he doing it himself or what?
Very nice.
Blind?
Yeah guys I have to say like fucking five hour old coffee.
It's probably cold and disgusting and I might throw up if I drink it.
Should I do it?
Just a chug.
Should I have a sip?
Where's my bottle?
Middle.
Middle.
Middle.
Middle.
It looks.
middle middle
Well, I saw a really good tweet
Hold on I gotta find it. What's your own leaking name? Sorry
It's plus three Jesus Christ three. Yeah, plus three fifty one percent
You'll shuffle there's a zombie nearby just FYI
That should be fine, but the shit is so funny makes up like this is like so easy to like perfect
To like just changes to whatever you want
Honestly, if you're an American celebrating that win you're a casual who doesn't know pop totally fall like like changes like if you're a super TFR
Celebrating that way
You're a casual who doesn't know minecraft totally fine and growth
God it's a good bill
You don't know
That's good
You don't know block this way
Negative 224 negative 104 I said a b-slash a quote tweet. I guess I'm saying that I won
What do I tweet guys
Quote tweet, what do I what do I what do I say?
there. Yeah.
Let's maybe go on this fortress here. Yeah, I find that. Um,
get a good product. Yeah.
Okay. Negative two, two, four. Right here. Right here.
Oh, just set a picture no caption. No, no, no
Wait, I gotta we shout out at fruitberry comma the never right
And I got a control C control V it's what on the spell it
It's not. Shut out at Fruitberry, the Netherite Booswazi, and I guess at Boosfer. This is
your split. This is the shit you do.
It's fucking right. Right. Right here. Honestly, didn't love it. There could be something we'll
see.
don't have anything top right and there we go another look ski just wrong what
it's what you do it's his split not the league keyboard when lovely car by the
way I didn't want to pay attention
I change it there we go narrator narrates all what I do that crafting oh no
What is the process?
It's gonna...
It's crafting.
He's with us.
What the hell?
It's gonna put on the fucking narrator man?
Always.
Crafting.
Crafting.
Crafting.
Get those vets on your bar.
I need to switch them if you don't.
Don't use all the weapons
Or if you use, sorry, if you use all the weapons
What even is it? Is it like control F3N?
Or F3N?
What is, what is um
What is narrator?
No, no, no
Control B, that's what it is
Crafting
Why is megalovania playing?
Wait, Bizzle!
I just missed the narrator calling him fat chudlokal
Let's go man. Good shit. Good recovery
Good recovery
It's fucking go. Why is that seven of the overall you look here's got another
Game menu
And it box yeah
How late did we run into the other eight minutes? So that was a ten minute split after answer so
Yeah, I mean we genuinely cranked with the exact one we need to W. I feel bad
No, that was that was that was awesome. What do you get fit six?
Yeah, that was a fun one fit six. Yeah
Yes, so what um
Was this sort of like the headstone kind of angle where you guys trying to give us a one minute?
Dude, like why? Like why are we even doing this, Tim? Like what?
This is a tough scene for us, okay?
Yeah, we were trying to figure out how to turn the narrator off for like five minutes.
Oh, we still have a lot of life, fuck.
Yeah, like maybe we should have thought through it for a little while.
Maybe we do an aerator run.
Yeah, we had some creative ideas that we pursued that we readily didn't go out on.
There's a quick background you can use the Ozumar die measure in your knobs. I'm sure it'll help out
How do you how do you set this up on the background?
It was certainly it was certainly
Certainly a star, but you know what? Hey, here's the deal. We it was a close fight came down to a perch true true
Well, I think I can actually I think I try to do it
In this situation I ban first sir. Yes. I ban first
I'm down. You can just pan or pick anything desert temple on button. Well, hold up. Don't speak for bits. Oh bits
What do you want? I agree with that. Oh, damn you guys are badass. Okay. I'm gonna take you to a room portal
All right
All right, let me know when you guys are ready
Watch find or extreme for Fitzel peel bits appeal V
What is POVs right here bro?
What are you talking about bro?
Bits of POVs right here!
Here.
The hell?
What is that we playing for?
No, this is just a for fun thing.
I put it on static repeat.
But not enough to do.
team 14 minute run seriously yeah yeah should have crafted the bow when I
crafted the beds there's no reason not to I mean well if I'm good if I'm playing
on the show on Tuesday I guess I gotta play a little bit more mind
that was W calls I traded for the axe no but you know I think I think you
entered like 4 that's why I think you can't see no such violence
game running bar the kids welcome I think I I think I rocked up in coopsies
It's all set.
We can't hear it, so it's, from our perspective, it's chill.
Wait, does it read out messages?
Edit box.
FATCHET.
Edit box.
Edit box.
Edit box.
EATSHIT.
That's it?
It does.
Edit box.
FINEBURG EATSHIT.
Smart.
edit box fine bird each is
edit box dude that's awesome
what edit box super has a big pussy
edit box alright sorry I don't want to do this right now
what is this guy saying bro
Vitzel says hi hi hi hi hi.
Oh my god, he can fuck me up, they're matched by typing shit.
Oh my standard setting, turn it off.
How does he know?
Sorry.
What do you mean okay, get out.
Some details are better left omitted, alright?
I know.
Sorry, I didn't want to coach a fortune, honestly.
Yeah, a third coach might have been cheating, a third coach might have been cheating today.
Yeah, exactly.
Alright, let's do this.
Let me cook on the room portal, I think I know how to do this.
Yeah man, you got this, all you.
Is it a bad time to ask if you still want my address?
Uh, but uh, psh.
Best time ever.
I'm sorry.
Their coach is cheating super window.
I did it!
I'll get my address after this.
Cheat!
Okay, I go for it.
I didn't have three coaches, bro.
Yes.
You remembered.
Guys, Feinberg is just in it for the love of the game, okay?
Uh, and then I have to...
That guy just loves Minecraft.
holy shit you actually want to tourney good shit man people clap like
three coaches and a cyanide hopefully money is
I'm breaking.
You can use out the kill sheet and stuff like that here.
Nope, that's not right. It is this.
And the...
Load, load, load, load and then off-hand film steal.
Yep.
And then just pre-craft this.
Like, fine bridge lead, that guy just loves Minecraft, man.
Close.
Music though.
I didn't cheat
you've been disco oh but so got DC
what he got DC
oh they both got DC
all of your bands you I think
yo we we got the seed
yeah we got DC here
are you still in the world though
yeah do you want to just keep playing or
I mean, unless he stops
Finally a tourney with some drama
Let's just make a new lobby is that it? Oh
So when I have a
One in 20 million the fucking keyboard malfunction everyone accuses me of cheating but when Ludwig
Crashes the fucking servers
No one bats an eye
No one bats an eye
Okay, no I get it
No, it is what it is. That's just bullshit. It's fine though. I
Mean I see I know the hypocrisy and I just move on is what it is
Not moved. Yeah, since you came in so I'll just wait and then just when you go to your call
I'll just do a three-two-one go
Yeah
Let's just say at 320 start
We've reached the stream where he's literally become weird complaining about billionaire Bruce Wayne
Sat what are you talking about any knowledge? That's kind of hide?
Yeah, I like that. I'm gonna check the chest
29 month brain rot congrats on the wind bro
Thank you, man. Thank you next interest and midnight and anime and Kevin bro me go and sick
Cow seas
Yeah, I like this but why am I drinking this I should taste off like about coffee when it's left out, okay for a while
tastes
So bad and then it tastes so bad stop here stop here, and then mine through the the wall
up one from where you're looking right now and then
Throw the microwave brothers like
Maybe like a fifth of the cup left not even like you can literally hear it
Okay, you might as well just start the route up here
Chef Mike will fix that shit right up
I didn't cheat bro
There is a fine recall on the left side. There actually is I swear down. Yes, I think there might be but we didn't yeah
That one's less than issue yes, it is much less issue. We're not gonna grab about beans
Yes, I would make cookies my roommate. Did you win? Oh, I won? Yeah
Could we please get a jealous hungry food review today king general?
I'm in general. Um, I don't know if that'll be in the cards today. I don't know if that'll be in the cards
like you just like you just mind the block below so that you're I'll show you
when we get there. Josh is hungry. I didn't cheat bro. I didn't cheat.
Now we don't do that anymore. So while this was worthy of the nation's highest
office Ronald Reagan speech 12 years later on this day in 1998 a scandal of
sex and lies marked a low point for the White House. It was the day President
Bill Clinton said words that would follow him
and his wife for years to come.
Scott Pelley reports.
Tonight, Monica Lewinsky's attorneys
tell us that she has told prosecutors all she knows.
They describe what they call a complete account
of her relationship with President Clinton.
But that account was given over the telephone today
and was not written down.
Prosecutors are still trying to decide
whether they will offer immunity.
Two stacks of wood in your inventory, you can stack that back up.
How times have changed?
Yeah, I was going to say something, but maybe it's just better not to.
You check these two chests, and...
Maybe it's just better not to.
Okay, and then this time just break the block below, like below, right below you.
That block, right below, yep, yep, and then you can place that block there.
Times have definitely changed, for sure.
Flip for us.
I was gonna say it's crazy that one president has that happened and the other one talks
about grabbing women by the pussy and it's true like I don't fucking know times are different
now I guess I don't fucking know
Such a cutie much.
There does no-
So congrats on the win super you did so good.
Rain at cosplay for Tekken season 3.
We were training bottom charger anyways.
Look at that stream camera.
Hey I wanna show you this and yeah, this is a good opportunity to show you what to do.
So go down to the bottom charger.
God forbid a president got game.
Watch another game that would be good for a tourney like Mid-Office and Sage Am's land.
You should host it.
Overwatch.
It's gonna be like more in the back as you're gonna stand in this trunk here from from backwards. Yeah
No
Yeah, you can do it here. Yeah, there you go. Perfect
Not overwatch
That bro deadlock absolutely not you can't but what is this Bastion by the way?
Because Bastion's can't spawn in basalt. I don't think I knew this Bastion's can't spawn in basalt biomes
But like the the way structure spawns they have like an origin point
So I guess this the origin point spawn in the biome over and then it like generated through the basalt all of us
Shit scuffs his thought us in chat when she forgot the W on the bridge. This is scuff as hell
I thought he's just fucking phone lava
Just like that
No, dude, like it's hard to find a get like I don't think you can make an FPS game
Like stream returning. I mean
But then like you have to like back like it's impossible
Don't know it's really hard. I think
When they make a man the based on supers mid-autism
You literally yeah, I know I did it with rivals, but like
Rivals is
I think Rivalry is a lot more casual friendly and a lot of people have played Rivalry, so I don't know.
I think it would be a beautiful amount.
I don't know, doing it with Deadlock would seem fucked.
I don't know how you would balance that.
Because bro, if you get an Eternus player in a lobby with Oracle players, they're just going to fucking run ramp it.
They're just going to take over.
How do you balance that shit?
Oh, true.
Where are we going? Where are we going?
I'm getting away from Magikube to run it over here.
That's okay. That's okay.
He's...
He's all the way down.
You now remember the 8 minute world's greatest deadlock match.
I forgot about that.
Smart.
You're right. I forgot about that.
At world's greatest, we did fucking deadlock.
We won in 8 minutes, bro.
Like...
Smart. Respectfully. Fuck you, bro.
I just play Abrams and I bought Colossus third item
Like it's it's not you can't
Let's see what this dick can do. Oh, yeah, then Leffen and punk started fucking beef
That shit's so good
Is bro wearing lipstick no I just have naturally beautiful pungent kissable but beautiful lips
What's what's that?
All this
Please come in. This is what I think it is. Oh
Thank God
Alright
Let's make a pre-craft
You know we know
Cuz I like pancakes. No, you can tell you put you can tell the coach panic to
Because as he's in lava burning the coach goes
That's so good bro
Like the guy you didn't know what to say like how do you tell someone to get the fuck it like you get the fuck out of the lava?
Like that's all you can say
Smart streets are saying this is the goaded minecrafter
block up okay he tried to block up but the problem is the block that he chose
was a crafting table.
Oh my god.
That is insane bro.
That was a great shot.
That was insane bro.
Hey da, pay the sass right there.
Holy shit buddy.
Oh man.
Welcome to LKMS buddy.
That's crazy.
I should go to the bastion.
should grab the...
We're gonna get wood as well.
God, Ludwig.
Anyways, the block he chose was a crafting table.
And you can't place blocks on a crafting table unless you shift jump.
Like if you're holding shift then you can place it on a crafting table.
He didn't know that until he was about to fucking die.
So he got knowledge checked and unlucky. Go next.
Actually not go next because he won that seed somehow.
Bro, is this what happens to your gaming ability when you turn 30?
Oh my god.
Isn't it- he's good at melee though, right?
Or like he's at least decent at melee, like definitely above average, Ludwig?
Alright, get back.
Not anymore?
He's like diamond masters level. Okay, that's decent. Wait, it's a my die too if he's not careful, bro
Was it ruin portal star I was in pen attention bro, I gotta be honest
Yeah
I
Yeah, I know he said like four years ago he had like five years left before he like quit streaming
I don't know if he's gonna stick with that
He won't I don't think so either I think he doesn't stream every day anymore, but that's just that that's a kind of normal
That's a kind of normal.
He does not have the level of generational wealth you thought he'd have.
Sure.
Let's go with that.
Sure.
Sure.
I think he's just like streaming still when you fire more people than most
that ever employed it might change your expected trajectory.
That is true.
Do I still like streaming? Yes, bro. What the fuck?
Jeremy retired, but he still streams regularly.
I wouldn't say Jerma streams regularly. I feel like Jerma streams
Intermittently maybe is the better word
Occasionally, yeah
Yeah.
It's nice watching somebody like Suta who isn't at a temporal bottleneck.
Temporal bottleneck.
Oh, that rod's fucked.
Intermittently is Clint stevens. Yeah, that's true
Guys, I'm gonna stop shooting for a long time. I'm gonna keep it a book with you guys
Like happy 52. I mean, I'm sure I'll get to a point how to explain like I don't stream every day
But like stopping streaming now, bro
Maybe I'll be like 45 at some point I'll turn to like DSP and I'll just be a fucking lol cow. I don't know bro
I thought you'd stop the daily streams by now really
I said this I said this so many times either my biggest problem is if I oh it's almost
my biggest problem is like okay um so if I don't stream smart I'll just probably
chill what can I do if I chill I can like watch a show or a movie fine or I can
like play games and talk to people and if I'm gonna be playing games and talking
to people why would I not just stream it anyway okay can we get a pearl hanging
out that direction get a girlfriend finally all right can we fucking be a
little more realistic please
what did bits of dinner now he set a respawn anchor which lets you spawn in
the nether if you die because his hunger was low and his health was low so he
wasn't regenerating so he killed himself and then respawn at the anchor to
reset his hunger and health and then picked up his items. I got you first on
chatter. I got you.
Explaining basketball terms he took a time out and we got a sub in for like one
play so that we could like fucking take a breather and get a drink and go back in the
game. I don't fucking know, close enough. Not even a fucking sub, just took a time out
and then went back in. Terrible analogy? Alright bro. Fuck you. Wait, they're doing the best
three right and bits of my just win this can you stop stealing content and play
something already no I don't think I will also bro fine bird I'm pretty sure
fine bird has literally watched like full five hour sessions of Ludwig playing
Minecraft on Serene. Like, he'll sit there for five hours. Longer? Yeah. Yeah. So tough.
One one sixty
Enough for four of my grunts
No, it's pretty good. Why are you boxing yourself out of the fucking end portal room?
It's all you want. Grants. So what TF is happening now? I'm vibing out for a second right now
Could he sleep? There you go
I
Killed yourself it's all in Minecraft, of course like I meant like what that sounded weird
I don't know like with the pearls like I'm being like stop. I didn't say anything. I didn't mean to
What's he doing? I don't know what he's waiting for
Just pull yourself out. What are you doing?
Why he's like wasting so much time
wait what's happening oh he needs the pearls for the fucking L comms from me
actually L fucking comms not like two or one no cuz he now comes
Yes 14. Yeah, but you think like so it's a one-eyed scene 11 then you want to
Pearl onto the end islands that's 12 then you want to Pearl again did for the
I think you just did it a block too early, I think you just did it a block too early.
I would take 10 minutes.
No, no, it's good. Just try to get wood as soon as you can.
Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez, always.
Oh, good.
You just never done that before, so like, there's no real...
Oh
That was a soul sand issue, I think he literally just jumped before the like as the
I think he just jumped as the fireball hit him. Oh
My god
Holy shit, bro, I have the most evil skeleton in the most evil fucking pig, bro
Man
Shooting the end crystals gives you an increased chance of the dragon perching. I don't know how the mechanic works exactly
but like
The dragon perches every so often and shooting the crystals gives you like an increased
Like roll on these chances or something. I don't know
It's negative 244 160. Wow. I'm
Why don't you do it? Well, I did it on the last run
But it's because I didn't do it like I have muscle memory from when I speed my minecraft like five years ago
And I don't remember doing that. So every time I just like keep forgetting to make like grab a bow or cross
I've been like trying to like do it, but I'm just a chud is what it is
I think it's okay, so you can't get like the insta perch if you half bow
But then if you don't get the half bow it gives you an ink
With these beds, I don't know how many you have
You went it's a wins
I
But now like the servers went down so like are they just gonna join voice channel and be like yeah, what up, bro
Why sorry, I just what is happening over here
Yeah
I've gone through Helen back boys
Like what is going I know I cranks
I fucked myself on that the half though
You know you died in the nether
before he blinded and ran back he got crane shot
going back to the trades was like a hacky so you'll so lucky with the pearls there
no i remember they were there we had no pearls off our trades i don't know if it's like
did you go under we did go under what's the beef he's just playing minecraft
well between me and Ludwig you don't even want to know bro
you don't even want to know i know some people in my chair saying that i saw it over
There was a fine brick hole.
See, like, we can coach through this if we actually can see the goddamn hole.
Amen, bro.
Hey, fucking men.
All right, well, sure, bro, that's on Infumi's life, Gigi.
Well, I'm gonna, uh,
I'm nerdy as long as you get to play one game,
we can become a permanent part of the secret war cast.
That's the best.
It's just another one of your 10-
Well, I'm playing in the Ludwig tournament on Tuesday,
that he invited me to called the jerk offs. So I won mid-offs, now we're going to jerk offs.
And the rules are like a little different. I don't really know how it's all gonna work.
Yeah, you cannot have a coach in the jerk offs, like mid-run. There's no coaching mid-run.
So, what is he eating?
What the fuck was that?
What did he just take a bite of?
What was that?
I haven't eaten any food all day.
Are they going again?
What's happening here?
I just asked me over we did find you did you eat up before you in history?
Wait before
Well, because I I yeah, I guess really coach match. What is this all then?
I went to Zaxby's on the reveal five when I come on a watch to drinks and coon
I'm like in the chair right now. That's like a is that cool? No, I had to pull it in the middle. I should miss it
The man up there. It's just so short. I feel like I had no time
It's a mod or a server. This is a mod, but it's like so well done like
The way they fucking this you this mod took three years to make
It's like the way they fucking did this is so
So insane. I can't even lie
Well, it's so well done
when you keep playing maybe push for diamond bro the thing is like I feel
like you have to like mindlessly grind out
I actually just heard one that you shut the fuck up. So he said he said best five sure. I should have the fuck up
It's alright bet
Um
Once the deal is sold stop talking
What was I saying? I feel like there's a lot of shit you have to like meticulously grind to just like get fast like
Literally, I'm not even gonna like my 20 second ocean portals
That's not gonna fucking cut it bro. Like you gotta get that shit under 10 seconds every time or you're gonna lose like
Like, I have to learn a zero cycle, that's not an option.
And there's just so much small stuff
that you have to know.
I have to learn Boat Eye,
as opposed to throwing the two eyes.
Just watch the Vodka Vax on winning big dog.
Bastions have to be way better.
Like way, way better.
I think my best bastion is actually housing.
Housing is pretty simple, I can't lie.
Smart.
Bridge ain't too bad,
but I know there's a much harder root on bridge
that the top runners do.
Stables is fucked, I actually hate, I hate stables.
Stables can f- like-
Stables is cringe.
Ah, I see the code in dead.
Alright, we'll be ready.
Alrighty.
Wait, big news!
Big news?
Oh, sorry, I looked at you for that.
It's fucking idiot.
We're not excited.
Well, then I can call it.
Oh, we hear it too?
Yeah, I said it.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it, Marisa.
Luigi said he's down for the jerk-offs.
Yay!
Big news!
That's big news!
Oh, one more for the jerk-offs.
If Stamos wasn't so confusing, it wouldn't be that bad.
I mean, yeah, but like...
Obviously.
Like, yeah.
You know?
If it wasn't bad, it wouldn't be bad.
Many are saying this actually
So are you part of the netherite bourgeoisie now
Rose Booster trolling gonna take a long vacation after how much coaching I did haven't been this exhausted in a while
Sleepy I'd give them the next invite, you know
I'm here. I'm interested. I'm like you are top 17 on that list and once
With an airline and like you have diamond status you can automatically send yourself for an upgrade for
Fucking rich. No, you don't be rich to be diamond Delta. You seem to be smart with your miles. Oh
Guys is Delta W airline. I've never flown it. I know a lot of people say it's really fucking good
700,000 airline miles
I can fly around the world three times for free
Like this guy needs to fucking
I have saved them what this guy needs to get slaughtered now
I don't like spending him I want to see a million
I
Just like seeing the I want to see one million points and then I
I live how to bash with the other bottom like airlines, bro. I flow. I've flown fucking everything
I've flown United American frontier
spirit
Korea Air
I've flown
I've flown so many different airlines, bro
really close up until that insanely horrible pick well Korean air is good
actually I want to try but the problem is Delta doesn't like if I fly I'm
usually going west coast and Delta doesn't have any directs from Philly to
like west coast I have to take a connector
yep that's rookie quarterbacks they throw that shit obviously like he was
talking shit live at the Super Bowl.
Get that.
Why?
Oh, that's like it's really bad.
That's really bad.
That's
this is a great moment.
Yeah.
I don't send any of this.
I don't think that's like
super is right, bro.
It's really great.
Maybe we just stacked high in the whole fourth quarter.
Of course I was right, bro.
Wilson will send a B 52 to your house.
That's the end of the sentence.
How does that feel?
Oh, that good.
Oh, yeah.
So anyway
Bro, there's just something so comedic about watching lovely play minecraft travel jet
Wait, what's that one celeste on it's my playlist by the way
It's like it goes like
Uh
Shit, what is it called?
Um
is it this one no not this one let's go one though no no it is
Resurrections? Wait.
What it is?
It's just a 9 and a half minute song bro, it takes like so long to get like built up
to that part.
Wait didn't Lena rain also make pig step
Gold pressure plate out of this. Yeah, yeah
She made it wait
Her Minecraft music is hot dog shit?
How can you say that when you're listening to Pigstep?
This is penis music?
Okay, wait till, wait till it goes, bam bam bam, wait here it comes.
I see why you're single now can you grow up yeah you would it actually if you
don't hit it you take like a stupid amount of damage right
I don't really see much here. You have to trust your eyes
Go towards the ravine don't go to the dolphin. I don't see a review. I thought you saw one
So they guys be running a kids block game. You don't know this is the hard this this is so hard, bro
You wouldn't get it. That's a beautiful being. Yeah, you wouldn't get it, man. Oh
My so good what the fuck in the
In the treasure
you don't know block bro that's we so good no I saw it when I was taking a
piss I was like bro you can like you can do anything with this tweet it's so
fucking good it's like the it's actually so good really really close it's a
Blueprint no it actually is what tweet this one
Honestly if you're an American celebrating that when you're a casual you're a casual who doesn't know pop totally fine and grow the game
What the hell
What's happened to the Ludwig?
Oh, he's fucking here.
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is happening?
What if you can hear us?
Bro, why is Tim, I'm getting pinged in Ludwig's chat and Tim's saying he's got the super TF set up.
I think his headphones died or something.
Oh my god.
But it also was Mike.
Mike?
Yeah, what's going on?
He came here.
Hello?
Can you hear us?
I can't hear you guys I'm gonna I'm gonna tell him I'm gonna tell him to pause all right hold on back I'm back I'm back
I don't know what happened
oh my god super tf japanese audio interface
how the fuck did i die you drown i was
paused oh oh it was crash but it's still
playing the game
hey guys hello we finished no we're back
yeah we're down fucking eight minutes
yeah i told i told them that your shit went
down i don't know what you want to do
here you did crash we'll call for the
Super TF
My face in my keyboard breaks when I'm losing to Ludwig in Minecraft
be good now it's from japan
My god
All right, how come I can't find that when I search it on 7 TV I have a solution actually my crafts
Yeah, I think I have to restart all clients that I can't hear.
Oh, that's 1.21.
This is so stupid, bro.
What does it sound like for you guys?
Can you hear it?
Oh, it's renamed.
I didn't think about that.
And I think you couldn't hear us.
Yeah, I lost all audio.
It's so good.
You hear me yelling dirt?
No, I
And then I was like fuck I'm out of wood and then I was like oh I have a fucking dirt
That was crazy
dirt use the real name
I'll use the real name for you
Literally went silent
Okay, how do I change this?
Okay, this is our chance Ludwig, we gotta run back.
He gave us, dude, he's such a nice guy,
he gave us the best of five and the CJ.
It's always so nice, dude.
We beat his ass now, Loki, I don't even,
I feel bad, like he should win.
He's the hero.
Why can't I go to my fucking set?
But if we win, I don't have to wear the skin, right?
Yeah, that's right, yeah, I mean, it's a bad thing.
Okay, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Were there any new snakes added to the line
when I was fishing?
No, no, same thing, same thing.
Bro, how many fucking emotes
we have added in this goddamn chat?
I'm walking Ludwig, I really don't think I'm gonna ban my skin, you know?
Change emote name, there we go.
I'm not a lobbyist, don't worry here.
Did you make it?
Oh wait, I'm gonna do one probably.
Did this work?
General.
You said in general.
Did that work?
I think if you made it, you probably wouldn't have hit it.
Oh, I can't be the host, you know, right, makes sense.
Yeah.
You're...
I think that worked.
Okay.
Right?
Question?
Yeah
Question 300
Yeah
Yeah
Why am I hearing jet like why am I hearing Japanese audio?
fucking shit
fuck it
thank you
bouncing on it
nivas when my keyboard breaks
when i'm losing to a lot of the
jillian craft all look like they were made
on the same day
that fucking hoody
bro that's actually good though
because it's like it like provides consistency
like i'm a fucking cartoon
my face when my audio breaks
while i'm losing to bitzel and minecraft
All of them have sickly lighting, Steph, what are you talking about bro?
Yo guys, all the loaks, I'm kind of thinking, wait, one piece fans, did he just tell, did
he just tell his coach to watch one piece, is that not like the worst advice you can
give somebody?
You're not gonna be able to you're not gonna be able to pie right here, okay?
driving
Yeah
The best advice is to read it. I saw the spike it's over there on the island with the give it there's chess
That's what I'm worried about
I mean they found it no they didn't know they didn't where is it? Oh, there's two
Yeah, I know one piece is supposed to like help with the fucking
The pace of the game, but like I I swear some people have said that it's like not good
For some reason
That's a game
What can I say?
I swear some of this at one piece is bad for the anime for some reason I don't know why, but
Yeah, this is gonna be ridiculous to find they ask for a sea change. Okay. I think we take that. Yeah
Yeah, this is one of the beginning I'm just like
Yes, you can try too hard and it makes you worse
Just said it and I would run away as examples. Yeah, just just rip it now. It's gonna ins ago
They're just be so be it if you guys lied about the sea change and then it's like
Best of five audio cut
It's either like found it like literally as you see change or something because they got the all the choir
Yeah, you could kill the that could have just been going kill. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah
You know that gets you change, you know, oh, yeah
Also, I don't really know how it works, but like is it one pace like some boys because the show is not finished
Right, obviously the story is not finished. Couldn't they be like cutting things out that could potentially
Matter like if you miss it, you know what I'm you know what I'm saying like it's like they don't know what's gonna be brought back up again, right?
I guess but not really
Weird shots while they're walking
No, it's not this one
This is just such a fucking disaster
Got bit boy needs to breathe. I think I was all this when you said no
You get
Bro is it really like that video that someone said of Dark Souls like that Dark Souls 3 clip where like it takes them like four different
Wide shots to walk to the door and then he pushes the door open and it hits the 2v continued like there's no way that's real
One pace
Oh hell no bro
No, there's no fucking way
This is the show people glaze this is the one people glaze
like I think the strict yeah you can eat the apple after you don't really get a little healing going after this
love they can clue it box is on please
let's go one piece is good to the decision jayus bro I'm sure it's good but I'm just
Terran I brought me personally that art style is so fucking ugly bro I can't get
over it I can't get over it I'm sorry it like maybe that makes me a bad person
it's so fucking bad right right here and you can't even say you're wrong
Okay, that's a fucking matter of opinion
Oh, there's a chatter here Eisen I don't literally watch the one piece and he said it wasn't
Like he thought it was ass until like episode like 1,000 fucking 13 or whatever the fuck it is
He was like it's just so not worth until I got to like episode one thousand thirteen
It's where the other part was yeah, one thousand fifteen whatever it is. Oh
That's a bit no, but I don't know but none at all
I will say that as a joke, but like he will like he's being like serious because he's watched like the whole thing
Why do you watch a thousand episodes I couldn't tell you bro I couldn't tell you
2013 times 20 minutes equals roughly 20,000 minutes which is roughly 14 days
bro fucking one-piece math bro like why one piece math is such a little real
thing to like it actually is like kind of disgusting how like every one piece
fan has the same one fucking like okay but oh my god bro it's only 20 minutes
episode if you cut out the intro and the outro and then that makes you you could
do like three episodes an hour and then so if you do like you can do like nine
9 episodes a day, that's like 3 hours a day, 9 episodes a day, and then they don't only
take you like 3 months and that's like, alright bro can we fucking chill for a second?
Like can we fucking...
It's the emergency state about this.
Please no.
Please no, love it.
Says the man whose favorite anime had a final season split
into two parts and two movies released
over the span of three years.
Without any filler, by the way.
This discord is coming down.
There's no filler.
That's all me.
It's all, that is a, that is a lean piece
of fucking A5 pristine wagyu that you just
succulently enjoy with every bite
i thought i thought i'd start an oxymoron should leave me but i said a five
wagyu is a five wagyu is not lean but like you get the fucking you get the
point
congrats go time so sad i missed it
also they're like neck and neck here by the way
I
Try to watch that I got to a point where they spent like four episodes were about 20 real seconds past because seven different characters
I have a flashback and half of them were just from the last episode. So I gave
Very nice
Do how three seas that are three treasures in a row that we have that what is this look?
Yo, baby, I'm fine. I do a powerful or surrounding me. Thank you, bro
Yeah, right. Thanks to my prime and art angled and twist and show on this
That's when you're rich boxy twist of a prime and cheerio and Alec and coca. Thanks everybody
Jojo's part seven is coming one of the greatest manga ever. What is it steel ball run question mark?
I don't know this whole conversation bores me. There is never any point in trying to convince you why they should like something or not
Objectively garbage or not. Oh, we have a fucking enlighten one up
No actual that's that's literally my he just hit the fucking
Dragon in the library my profile picture on discord. He just hit that one. That was tough. I can't lie
Well technically actually it's not a dragon I'm pretty sure my profile picture is a drake
but
Smart way to win good boy
We're probably just gonna have to go down to bottom treasure to break this water. Oh, so you're a furry furry. I get it
Well, not a furry, but if you were if you were to like try to call me one
It would technically be a scaly because dragons don't have fur nor do drakes. It's not there's no fur
Right, so I'd be a scaly technically
It's possible I caught up on one piece from the beginning a few years ago
I was clearing 40 plus episodes a day during COVID
Oh, yeah, bro. I was clearing 40 plus episode episode today during a time when literally everybody had nothing to do
40 a day is twisted that is kind of what is that fucking like 13 hours if you skip to
an actual now they got me fucking do that bro they already got step one they already
have their foot in the fucking door bro I
you
you
you
you
you
one-piece spoilers I'm pretty sure like it's not even canon right like one piece
red yeah it's not this is kind of close actually I don't know how
Yeah
Red isn't canon, but it has cannon elements wait
But not help him with stable housing stable housing. Oh my god like Bastions. Oh my god stables slash housing
So
Hey, now the latter situation here in all star get your game on
Can and character than that cannon story events. Yeah, bro. Let's fucking literally how that that piss dump is me off
I just got tilted reading that
Guys Luffy in it. So it has cannon characters one cobblestone and what?
the fuck
heads yeah one anchor one now you can make eyes to what they mean is that who
does cannon oh is she you're gonna make your portal regardless anyway so that
doesn't make any sense because like how do you introduce a character in a non
cannon fucking story and then it like so they have two introductions to the
fucking sit to the story or what ask Oda
he couldn't be he hasn't finished his story in fucking 15 years he hasn't
wrapped this shit up bro he's a hack
try 30 years no I gave him 15 years for rapid like like if you need 15 years
to finish your story fine but like once we're getting past that clocks pick it
Would you say the same thing about the hero for berserk I don't know how long
berserk can go on. Also he's um when he's dead so like you know
Come on. Oh wait, they had a way to do it.
Berserk came out in 97. Check the minus 62.
Yeah, that's a long time too. Also 100%
Sam Warren. Okay, we're good. He was also
Oh yeah, right. He was sick for a long time. I think you're right. I think I remember
Why don't I just turn into a fucking pig?
Oh
This is really close by
What about hunter hunter, I don't know bro
The mongaka is probably just a lazy bomb. I think people like but no he's sick too. Isn't he wasn't he also really sick?
This is yeah, yeah
Guys I'm taking it back chill that chatter was trying to fucking it baby into a corner and which one foot slip
And then I expertly fucking recovered chill on me, bro
I'm not lower gravel. I like that. Hey, that's what did I miss?
You can just jump right to the white door, you can get like a really good aim, you can get a really good aim.
Why did you just start playing?
What the hell?
How did this start playing?
Like straight.
Oh, straight?
Yeah.
Yeah, good bro.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, there you go. Beautiful.
Oh, I'm so off though.
I watched 100 because of bad he told me to.
Oh, that's not bad.
Was it worth it?
I don't know, 40 blocks of building.
Yeah, you can't throw another bro.
You can't throw another bro.
It's okay.
You have tons of soul sand.
Yeah, there we go
She let me crack so yes
It's awesome
I did that with blue exorcist and she dumped me a month later
Oh
Wait, this is so tight by the way
What colossal disasters love we gonna come up with this time? I swear dude this motherfucker locks in against me and me only bro
Two skeletons in the portal room knocks him in the lobby. He has fire as here
Okay, nice you set your spawn
Good
You have fire as fucking throw it on yourself now avert any crises
Oh
Bitsul with the portal room, but he still has the Hungry set.
Boom!
30 wins again!
Bro, this portal room has just been the cause of so many issues and troubles.
He's ahead by a lot all bits of inventory so ask crack
Too late for the for half bow though
of that high could be perching right now no and then get another solid block
nice my ludge should win this one what is bits will do what is how I just look
over what is going on over here what the fuck is happening on you're good
Honestly, you're good here. You just go out and vote down
Nice good very nice that on hot bar
Awesome, that's right. I could channel walk you down and make this vision on the dragon yet
Like should win this one
I don't think so
If K4 is saying it, I trust him a lot before he can find work.
If he goes towards you, he's just shooting the braces.
Trust him.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, that could be on?
Yeah.
Bro, if lug gets fucked here on the purse, that's actually tragic.
What the f- just look at the dragon link.
No insta-perch for pit-cell though.
Bro, he fucked up my terrain as well.
Yeah, shooter the crystal is an actual thing.
So I think it's a 1 in 13 chance for a perch on like a thing, and every time you shoot
a crystal it like increases it.
So the strategy is called half bow.
This is kind of cringe.
Cringe dragon.
Cringe dragon.
It should come in any second though.
Like surely.
Wow
He's fine, he's fine, he's fine.
Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly.
Ugly.
Ugly.
Take one back.
First sweet incoming.
Fuck.
It starts here, it starts here.
Fucking C, bro.
What a fucking C.
G, bro.
G, G.
Did Blitzle get a perch?
I can't take that on.
I heard the bits will die, but I, I just read that in your chat.
read that in your chat and that skycraft yeah i saw that in my chat i don't know if it was on the perch or what
damn except for all the times he's punished he's never punished gg all right
did you get perch oh yeah i'm a little like four in a minute
yeah i think we would have won by like three seconds or so yeah i also did my beds horribly
I did a six-bed axe super TF strats. Yeah, the looks are there any strategies you have to you
You want to see what actually we call this the super pearl check this out
Check this out real quick
We call this one the super pearl so if you're in the nether
If you're in the nether, and you have to travel to your thingy, like your location for the
stronghold, and you have, I don't think you need a golden apple, but it helps, right?
Right? Ah, this train sucks. Let's go like here.
Didn't whip it out in the tourney? True.
Wow, this train is fucking awful.
Yeah, you definitely need fire as I'm trying to get like somewhere more open.
Does this go open?
Wow, this nether is fucking miserable.
Here we go. This should be good. Over here, maybe?
Perfect.
So like, if you wanna like, travel...
for your... your... your...
stronghold, right? Like, once you know where to go...
You build up one, two, three blocks. Bed down.
Make sure you have fire as, or whatever.
Then, what you're gonna do is...
I kinda built this in an ass spot, but...
It's whatever.
You wanna line up your crosshair above the bed,
Then you're gonna run, throw a pearl, click the bed, watch what happens to this pearl.
Ready for this shit?
Um...
Give me a second.
Give me a second here.
Look at my pearl! Look at my- look at my- oh my god!
Where the fuck did I go?
Where'd I go?
that was dog shit what what here oh my god this is perfect terrain for it bro
this is perfect terrain no this is about to be a fucking I've seen enough
than you gens need to witness the pop-goat.
How many blocks?
I just went like 130 blocks.
I cleared this basalt
and what the f- how do I even do that?
I feel like dedicating a bed and this setup isn't worth it. Okay, bro
Well, you need fire res and you need a lot of you get it like extra beds, but like
Bro, come on time. This is in fucking fire
This is tech no, this is tech
That shit's gone that shit's fucking gone look at my cords
Holy shit
What, where did I even come from?
Where did I even come from?
I'm in a new fucking place.
Over here.
No one is doing this.
Literally, everybody's going to be adopting this soon, by the way.
By the way, if you didn't know, check this shit out one more.
Eat a fucking thing with your face.
Look at this.
So we're at, we're going positive Z.
So we're gonna be at like 455-ish?
That one was not good, that one was not good.
110 blocks. K4 in the chat trying to downplay my contribution to the Minecraft speedrun
meta, it's disgusting. That one's gone. Oh my, that one would have been 200,000 blocks
if that wasn't there.
So we're going positive x here, here we go.
So we're at like, we'll be like 142?
No, that's gone.
That's actually gone.
269?
130?
Holy bro.
Holy bro.
A normal throw in comparison?
Alright let's not fucking test this kind of stuff.
Okay ready?
A normal throw?
Positive X.
It's a 250.
Well it's a 250.
I didn't sprint jump.
That's not a fair test.
It's not a fair test.
You go like 80-ish. 75-80.
You couldn't have done it without me, man? GG. Congrats on winning, says K4.
Yeah, the Netherite Bujwazi, they helped out.
This is better tech also hop on new genics my glorious king
What's happening with it with the Chas wig?
Wait, this is better tech
AG2 dashing exploits the animation system to generate extreme velocity on slopes at certain times throughout a match.
It's normally done by pressing dash and then crouch one take later and can also be jumped out of.
By instead relying on a slide storage it gets even faster and the dash can be buffered very reliably when landing on a slope.
Alright, no, there's no way this stays in the game.
No, this has to be getting fast.
Yeah, man, because like Celeste needs this.
fuck off
I can go pee
I can get a snack
there's a fuckin lie to me
you know what, you're doing a pretty good job
I could lie to you so many times this week
and we just said
we're really honest with you man
We want you to be better and we want you to we don't want to mess with you. Yeah
Let's let's save some gold for Kara
Let's say like six
Some of that gold didn't get there
clear out of here like what's that your entire stack and then leave this gold block your inventory
bottom on the left side is yeah that's good good good then just give them all your goals right now
and then go straight after the oh thank you
nice 30 turn the gold block into the carrots
top your inventory making golden carrots first it's pre-crafted bed and
golden carrots yeah
yes you should
that's fine
and we're out of here in perfect bed oh wait crap the iron axe to bed and iron
Yeah
Crap two beds
We'll do the boat later
We have pirates.
No, we don't.
Oh, my God.
That's the coach.
No, that's that's coach moment.
Okay.
And we're measuring.
We're measuring for the fortress here as well.
There you go.
There's two immediately done.
Done.
We're good.
where's super tf go bathroom and snack
I got a spicy jalapeno ranch turkey
from Wawa.
Money.
Let's go.
Have you?
Oh, wait, hold on.
See you're good.
Cool.
Up if you can.
Yeah.
I made it week. Yep. I leak the trees. I leak the the options and over yet left for
left for left. Yeah, that way. Why? It feels good to be aware. Is that it down there? Like
I don't know.
Honestly, shit.
Oh, there it is.
OK.
First time I actually have a block.
Here we go.
Give us speech for the TikTok edit.
Need to go to Garrett.
Turkey.
Actually, Asperal.
Could be worse.
You got the left-right track.
Turkey mentioned.
Have you seen it?
You have Garrett?
I swear I saw the fucking...
Straight down up to the straight.
I swear I saw the fucking...
Video mean about like an Instagram reel.
About like being stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey and then...
The reply was like...
TURKEY MENTION!
Turkey flag.
I'm going to get really angry.
I'm gonna get really angry, bro.
Now you want some?
Oh my god!
And you said-
NOOOOOO!
Look what you did!
Look what you did, bro!
Okay, so this might be an issue, I don't know.
That's a full reset. That's a full reset.
I might just get that guy.
Is it a keyboard issue? Like-
I just deadass double clicked.
Like, no ifs, ands, or buts.
I just fucking right clicks twice.
I just right clicked fucking twice, dude.
I'm a fucking job 30 year old fuck.
Wait, we are so ready for the job.
Japanese mouse.
One minute.
Bro, that's really can you reach it?
Look me up.
That's brutal.
What a way to go.
What a way to go.
Superd it.
I super did.
I didn't get the tea and tea. There wasn't even tea and tea. I'm so job. Sorry guys,
you got a chat real quick back to it click me
oh it was a little spicy actually with the jalapenos
guys is so one of them yeah I think so maybe from our perspective we don't know
it's maybe I was gonna say maybe bits old the same thing
good point that's a good point honestly honestly why did you post a white
heart emoji specifically the white one my angle in this situation is just to ask
them to pause for a second to tie your shoe yeah it works for me yesterday
I don't know why I'm doing this.
Okay, where was it again?
It was over to the left.
Take a left.
Don't ask why the goat does what he does.
Are you calling it lovely to go just for clarification?
Chew angle?
Chew angle?
I fucking fuck up my wires again on purpose
He's down a door
Yeah, there's no adult that jalapenos aren't spicy by the way, right?
Are you having fun at least?
These jalapenos are a little bit spicy, bro.
I just think I'm finding the limits of what a 30 year old can do.
No, we haven't used that yet.
No, I still think you can hit a zero cycle.
Yeah.
I genuinely do as well.
If ish can do it, you can do it.
This is a 20 on there.
Hey, no disrespect to ish.
Yeah, but, okay, no disrespect to ish,
but he can zero cycle.
And you didn't zero cycle too.
I'm 26, I can hit a zero.
Wait, there's hope for me yet.
I've never seen you hit one.
Guys, there's hope for me yet.
I can see me doing it in a run for some time.
Would you like that?
I
Didn't know they were supposed to be spicy because they aren't
But I'm just him low-key
He just died again. What happened I was reading that message. So nasty
What happened
He jumped off a cliff
well no it's just your stuff's there yeah but it's on it's on top of the tree
or the I think I can just give the box that I grew up from earlier yeah
okay I'm gonna go to the bathroom let me go die again
guys I think Ludwig needs a mental reset I think I need some pause you guys
I finished my rap the hell cut fish
Oh, yes.
Oh, wait, Tim with the instant replay?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We're back.
Yeah, exactly.
Mods Van Kelp are pissing me off.
Guys, you want a craving later?
After much women
Okay, we're back
All right, so I just did it here some eggs
Rice just sharked three fried eggs over some rice maybe four even nice block off
Those farts gonna be nuclear you want to
I should have said something no that's that's that's coaches error right there
Guys shoot I angle shoot I angle I'm telling you it works
Vibes are abysmal it works
Now the stop we need to see it
Vibes are abysmal
like W Dolphin
6th place
we'll take it
you know what fuck it bro on nerdy's life I'm making this comeback
yo yo yo yo
I'm making this fucking comeback
you don't believe it? it's not that I don't believe it
it's kind of a high-risk situation
I thought against the Patriots
they were the worst team in the playoffs that year against the best team of all time
And they went in there and they still won.
No matter what.
Yup.
Break the goal, fix the goal.
Make ingots.
Yeah, he's a pick.
They're on.
Why are they even saying recipe's nerdy?
Huh?
Bam.
I don't think that they did.
Ooh, that wrap hit the spot.
Yo guys, I think I need to start...
Hold couchy. Let's see.
No. Back it up.
I think I need to stop neglecting my hunger when I stream.
It's actually like really bad.
Like for my energy and my mood.
I just not spin anything at all, that's insane.
Don't you want to be skinny?
I mean, I am skinny, bro.
Like, I'm not like, you know, I wouldn't say
I'm necessarily large or anything.
This one's going for zero right now.
He could die.
I live for you being more fat inclusive, my rotund king.
How could you even call me rotund?
I'm like...
E.D. chatter bro. I, you guys ever seen screenshots of like tweets from E.D. Twitter? Like what?
Like that shit bro. It is no joke. Like and then like bro it's not even like it's not
even the fact that they're like obviously like you know that it's not it's not healthy
But like bro, don't like start telling me what to like kill themselves, shit.
I'm like, what is happening, bro? Like, what is it?
I'm gone, boy.
Just fine, man.
Clemingly.
You're doing great.
You do that too. I'm actually a wholesome chunk of this.
Do you play much RuneScape?
Ooh, RuneScape.
You know, when I got on it, but then I did ask woke up one day.
I actually more I play this other MMO called Dofus more.
I woke up and I was like, dude,
I could work on stats in real life instead of in a fucking video game.
And then I quit on the spot. Which way was it again?
Do you remember?
Hey.
How are you going?
GG, Bitzel.
Still going the wrong way.
Which way is every every direction that one?
Yeah, this one.
Yeah.
I guess it's been nice knowing you guys.
Nerdy was a pleasure man.
Nerdy bro GG dude.
Well it looks like 5th place and 6th place have been determined.
Oh that's why they were doing it!
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
What now?
Maybe I'll do a ranked game or two.
Wait, let me watch this fucking link before I get tagged 20 more times.
And it better be worth it. Oh my god, bro. You link me. Oh, I'm so tilted. This is not what you wanted to fucking show me
I've seen enough the new Jenny the witness the beehob go and it's fucking the video literally everybody that's ever touched a fucking video game
I've seen before in their life. I'm so pissed off
6th stream, what you guys can't see?
Oh, I never said it in my background!
Shit!
That picture that guy sent me for the overlay.
DT? That's my home right here.
Good job on mid-offs. Hey, thanks, bro. Thanks, Jomg.
No Koji goes into the L, guys. Chill on me, bro.
Do you guys have no faith in me as a student?
As a student of the game?
There's gravel here.
Did I get gravel?
Does that be a fucking terrible play?
I don't know.
Do I need this too?
Oh my god, I need all this.
I'm trolling.
Awful fucking play for me on the loaks.
Guys, I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach.
I need my coach guys
Double music overlap feels good man. I think it's lava right there
Well guys, how am I gonna do with a jerk off without my coach what the hell
From Bill Russell to Gino Smith, what is this, man?
I need Diamond Pick, and then we need Bucket, and then Stone Act Shoveled, and then we're
going to do Boats, and then maybe some food if possible, like how do we feel about food,
everybody?
be nice thank you it's actually not the right play but not punished so it's chill
give me this these pigs are just gonna get slaughtered oh maybe just one pig I
don't know it's just one I had a lot of rotten flesh and I have a dapple so we
eat this now before my fingers out I'll kill this cow too because he's right
here and this guy I guess no no he's in hot stuff I'm gonna be hot oh my god
Yeah, he might not have food F3 scan these spikes just got to be that way surely yes
just gotta be here look I see it I do bridge bridge bridge bridge is it donkey Kong it
might be Donkey Kong. Speed Bridge are we speed bridges? Fuck it.
The pussiest speed bridge ever.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, if I didn't place that block there I was dead, half a heart, I actually died there.
Um, is this a lead up?
Let's just go to where I wanted to go, I hope so.
Um, this was bridge, right?
I'm not losing my fucking mind?
Yeah, it is, okay.
Oh, we have to do crack smoker, by the way.
There's a crack smoker angle, everybody.
We are smoking crack.
W crack?
I think it's just fine, make a little hat, so I look cute in my hat.
I got some fire, some fire-resistant piggies, and then this way, no hoggling to kill, which is huge.
Do I know this fucking strat? I do, because I'm a fucking student of the game, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, I got a swimming piggster.
Okay, I thought there were more pigs? Turns out, there's not.
What the hell? What the fuck an issue, dickhead? Get a job!
Oh, this is fine.
Uh-huh.
Greatest win for me for sorting fast.
Uh, I need string, I need...
None of that bullshit. Don't need that, don't need that, don't need that, don't need that.
Let's split that, split this here. That's good. Don't need that, probably.
Okay.
Get the gold back.
I really got like no pigs.
Hey, fuck this part up there.
You know what, I guess I'll go check the chests while I'm fucking trading.
I don't know if I'm gonna need more obby.
Can there even be obby here?
No, I guess I'm gonna run out.
Not the way dick.
I do have a diamond pick, so if I need to, we can mine obby.
I don't know what my fortress is yet, do I?
I see it, right? Where's my mic?
I do see it. Oh wow.
WI site? Uh, hold on.
A string maybe? More string? Or am I just gone?
More string? Alright, here let's go.
I know I saw it. You can't fucking, like, convince me otherwise.
Let's just go up there, maybe
Start chugging this flesh
There's spawner here. Oh wait. Oh my god
I don't know if I can bed this I think we're gonna mine eggs. I have a diamond pickaxe will be fast
Titi, don't hide!
Are you a W chat coach?
Are you mad at me?
Oh my god, grow up.
If you're in the way, bro, like yeah buttons do yeah, I'm gonna make buttons when there's fucking zombies around
Can W race Oliver, okay, what are we serious all
Let's just reset this, and then we'll do my heads.
Uh-huh.
Whatever, um, I can't make a bow because I'm a dumbfuck, okay?
Uh, that's fine.
How much?
I'm just gonna make one anchor.
Okay.
That's fine.
Four rods.
Let's go, action!
Bump the overlap for me.
Good.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Left seven.
One more.
We're out too.
I'm gonna go minus 14, which is that way, by the way, minus 14, which is this way, I
I go 27880?
Oh fuck off.
It's actually kind of closed.
Yeah, we're already on 80.
And 278 is just over here.
And then we just build backwards.
Yeah.
I need to go positive!
You know what?
So I'm going to chance take the fall for that, who?
I'm going to go back more left or go into the basalt, OK?
270 feet, 80s right here.
What the fuck am I...
Probably I didn't mess up the fucking thing.
I mean guys, you did the greatest fucking blareable time.
Hello? Where's my pie chart?
There you are.
Uh, I just did the settings.
I don't think I like anything, do I?
Oh!
Whatever that is, maybe?
Maybe whatever that is?
Hitboxes, you're so handsome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
It's just straight down.
Run it down mid?
Preemptive mod, but run it down mid once again?
Uh, maybe not.
Ahhhh.
What are these fucking disastrous ass fucking...
And he's got away.
He's spawned out of a Jino?
Yeah, I know.
That's kind of interesting though.
Don't we all?
Oh, this guy died, by the way.
He just got into fire.
This guy died.
I really got to lock in with this bow shit though, like...
Oh shit.
Okay.
Okay, I'm fine.
Decent.
Decent.
The stupidest death is to know he was going to get the one time mid-offs champ.
I mean he said it at the beginning so yeah.
Wait how do you die?
This is your real PB without being controlled like a puppet.
Oh, his pro- his fucking skin is the banana cat, I didn't even know I was.
Oh, he didn't die to the fucking-
Did he walk into the TNT?
No.
I mean, I dealt with it.
Yo, no sign of someone prime so, bro, uh, saw choice of prime, winning the certificate
of prime.
Why does Minecraft rank not count towards real speedruns?
Because these seeds are filtered, so basically they're all guaranteed to be good speedrun
seeds.
They're all, these are all fake seeds and Frankenstein seeds.
They put like the seed of one world, like for the overworld and then stitch it together
with a seed for the nether.
And they have like orange, orange manipulation, all sorts of shit.
How'd they do that?
Magic.
Magic.
Magic.
Um, shipwreck.
My favorite.
How will I do on a shipwreck without a fucking coach telling me exactly where it is?
That one's too far in the top left, by the way. That's just not it.
I just passed it, wonderful.
Oh
Right you can't how are these like how like it's awesome, but you can't see this shit
11 iron is bucket
pickaxe
Shears
Pickaxe bucket shears
That we just need a stone axe
No, fuck the stone axe, bro. No, wait, I need it for wood.
Want to get an extra one? Overlapping music, my brain. Care me.
I make my bread as well. I don't make golden carrots in the nether.
I'll do this now before I lose an extra hunger.
W-Op-Mization.
Okay, we're gone.
So ravines are usually near the shipwreck.
Like it might just be right here. Like this might just be it.
Did I restart bot? Like that column from you chatter.
Like that column from you.
Um, fuck it. Look, we can do two by one. I'm built for it. I'm built for a two by one.
Surely finger on nine wait
Offhand and then I go finger on four
Okay, can you like
I'm gonna break huge I swear I just saw it but we'll just
it's just gotta be over here this 15 now this has to just like open up I'm sure this
opens up don't want to be in a lot of don't want to be in a lot of row whatever
you do
this is a bridge what the fuck is that that's bridge that's bridge it's a
fireproof wood okay this is a donkey no crack smoker or smoking crack yeah
we're smoking crack
That's the forges right there by the way
Forges is in the direction of the goblet attention everybody
If I drop one
Pick that up whatever you do
I don't use it but he went off see he did
This one's crack smoker, right?
Oh, what is this, bro?
What is this?
Is it not crack smoker?
Wait
What is happening?
Um, I guess I'll check the other side. Maybe I just trolled the seed
That is a single right? I looked over here. Is this not single? You won't need to die
oh my wait they're both single so we're doing donkey Kong oh geez oh geez Louise
What kind of route is this stop you nice?
I've got two pigs guys three pigs good.
No this is so bad I just I just trolled around here.
Bro, I thought it was gond.
Mmmmm.
No, I'm any more pigs than this, though.
What the hell, dick?
I hear one.
There you are, bro.
Let's get you trade and shallow.
OK, I'm going to do like this.
Many more pigs.
But are you guys like real pigs that
You wanna do anything useful with your lines or are you just gonna fucking sit there for the rest of your life with no fucking direction?
Is he talking to us? No. Sorry, I got a little upset there.
I
Awful fucking room
Does this have a obsidian? Yeah
String
Let's just like get rid of some bullshit. I don't need any more like all of that can go
Barricade shears
Complete back and I'll go
And then
Trace check
Let's actually do this now because I'm fucking tough
And then we're also going to make a bed now, um, all my wool will make two beds, and um,
we'll check my trades and just go, I think.
Let's go to my obby, I just want to release him.
19 obby, alert, alert, one more obby, one more obby, alert, alert!
Go!
go I could have I could have hung my pearl but it's fine oh wait can't make
golden carrots but I think it's a little too late now
it's actually like really bad I did that because I'm definitely gonna make me
the food. Okay, game lag. I'll go. I gotta make it from time to time here. Find me a spawner.
I'm gonna spawn her now. It's gotta be somewhere in here. What is this fucking maze fortress?
What the hell?
I
So said huge
Fire! Put out the fire! Fire!
Well, I gotta stop screaming fire. What if like somebody walks?
Has he taken a walk and they hear me say that? Hey, that's so bad, no?
Why is this guy talking about like smoking crack and then like, there's a fire, like
what?
Oh, they got fucking arrested.
Jesus.
Oh, they let the portal from the W blazes.
Yeah, I'm trying to break this.
Is that heavy enough?
That's a lot of blocks, what the fuck?
One broke, it's fine, I just gotta hit it on this next one, right?
What the?
Oh, okay.
Wonderful.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You know I lose a seat it's deserved I fuck I fucked up my my bash and rude
I lose, I'm just ass.
Oh, minus 114, so like this way, uh-huh, minus 114, what are we going to?
180, 202, let's just take the highway, fuck it.
Take the highway.
Take a left here, hopefully open, let's use the open up.
This thing's still open, it does open. He has eyes wide!
Lady 8.
I got him, Carl.
What?!
Thank you, bro. Really? Nobody else? I don't know how much I believe that.
Oh!
188 222
Harry!
I'm just gonna build it here, fuck it.
I'm not thinking that any further.
Don't mess this up, or you'll lose the game, by the way.
Not that I put pressure on you or anything, King,
but you will lose.
Game of the level entities.
This is not Starter, but I am here.
I'm trying to get lucky.
This is Starter.
No hole.
Oh.
It just mobs preemptive bro.
It just mobs preemptive.
It just mobs it.
Like why would you ever...
for division emoji. Check this out.
I hope the iron box is a white bed.
Perch?
If I lose this, it's gonna be a smart fall.
Yep, that fall.
This is my bad.
If I didn't fuck with the Bastion, I'd probably win this.
I-I-I forgot about the fact that it can be a double single.
And if it's double single, you just do Donkey Kong.
But I-I saw that it was single on the right side, so I was like,
oh, we'll do Crack Smoker, but I didn't think about the fact that it was-
I mean, it was also buried though, which is like kind of unlucky, but...
It is true I did learn something.
Man with raft in chat, there he is.
Rainbow of Doom 7.
controls you to die in the nether shipwreck my favorite um right here well impressed
Guys, I actually found a shipwreck for once.
Got like eight iron? That's like nothing.
Pick bucket...
Pick bucket... Shears flint?
No. No, no, no. Pick bucket flint. That's it. Pick bucket flint.
Shovel.
It's a little bit ahead right now, but I'm not too concerned about that.
So let's give me the little IRL kind of, yeah.
Alright, um, let's go.
Where's my ravine?
Where's my ruby that could be it oh
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Awesome.
smart okay okay I guess I put the foot
this is kind of a bad spot to get it but like Oliver we're gonna have a talk to
you and I finger on five
I'm going to go gambling, shall we?
That is stables or housing.
One of them.
Maybe the rainbow of doom mess up his portal to take him a while to get in.
It's Rainbow of Doom doing.
This is housing, so we're going to break this and just send it.
Wait, WStrax, I have tech?
I actually did it this time.
Oh my god, I'm doing bigly things.
They're scaring me, the piglins.
Let's get him off of that, it's supposed to be it.
Super one, yeah I won bro!
What do you think I'm a chop chop?
um okay
, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there
Days on the bounce you're going to go from nowhere, actually there's a seed if I'm not
I have everything. I don't think I saw the fortress though.
I'm just out of here.
I don't see the fortress. We can do a little scan action.
It's right there. Oh my god. Wait, PB pace?
She got a different block of inventory than me, maybe soul sand?
Where's the good part of the fortress?
I don't even know.
I don't know if that was it to my left, but fuck it, we'll just send it down here.
We'll get there eventually.
We're just here.
Huge.
Oh my god, what is this generation?
Okay, so we're briefing all over?
Or what is this?
Look, what is this, bro?
At least going up top, thank god.
But it's just so easy to blame all of it for anything.
It's so nice.
Hello.
Hello, that shit.
First thing I gotta do is craft my two beds here.
Okay, pick this up.
Did I just throw wood?
Definitely need that, hello, Bill.
Don't accidentally hit a bed. Please don't hit a bed. I'm begging you, don't hit a bed.
That one's messed up.
Uh-huh.
Good enough.
Off in the rotten flesh, I guess.
Kind of hate rotten flesh, but can you do it?
W rates, BTWs.
Oh well.
Don't need you, don't need you, need you.
Okay, back over here.
Okay, back over here.
dominated string beam brain blue of doom 7 remember the debt collectors from
yesterday ye maya kooza boys be waiting if you don't win yagu the hell
No, it's fine
Good thing I stopped myself
Let's just go, maybe I can get some animals while I'm gone.
He just got him I'm so ahead of him just don't shut the fuck out and you'll be okay
Left
Six blocks, so we'll dig out a little more than that more than one six, so it's usually good
If that is not it, I mean I'll give I don't know
So I'm checking everything out. I guess
Then I break I think I'm gonna get one more I see this one here, but
the fire is in the hot bar by the way
Okay, I'll allow it.
I'm really low on food?
Um, so I can help?
Oh my god, you scared me, you scared me?
Sorry.
Dude, you've been in these calls for so long, you've been here for like, you're very self-pro.
So lonely here. I'm chillin man. Wait, 112? Is this, I got a little left of the spawner?
I don't have any, I don't have like, I have like no food. It's like really soft. I just like run there, fuck.
It's actually good terrain though. I can throw one pearl, and then just hunger reset when I get to the overworld maybe?
Come on, this way.
If you think about it, you have to hurry set anyways, so you can throw two pearls, either
two in the nether, one in the nether, one in the world.
True.
I can't actually throw two here.
Yeah.
Okay, now just don't throw a pearl, is that on my hot bar?
We gotta go!
This is good.
I don't have blocks for this.
Yup, he's fine.
No, I think Lovik's right. Another right bourgeoisie wanted me to win this one, is what it is.
Super is the type of chap to stay in a discord called by himself, hoping people will join him when in reality it never happens.
That's smart.
No, that's one of these six.
Um...
No, not you. That wasn't talking to you. Someone's talking to me.
Someone was being mean to me, I had to tell them to stop speaking.
Oh, yeah. Oh, no, see, somebody called me, called us bull, the most bulliable white boys.
Oh, fuck. Who said that? Yeah, I don't. Am I chat? Yeah, in your chat. Oh, geez. Um, I'm just gonna sleep right away. I'm gonna snore.
It's safe, it's safe.
Okay, uh, a game and a level entities settings.
Okay, and the headbox is off.
Oh, that looks really good actually.
Is it just up here?
I should probably do a full 360 every time, but it's not here.
Maybe I can run it go mid.
So I think it could just be here.
No, I go mad for sure.
Fine, I should definitely commit to the 360 every time
before I send it in the direction.
But yeah, and especially if you have a big lead,
there isn't really something.
We'll just go in, right?
I don't need anything else.
I can craft in the end.
I can make one egg, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, report me.
I can build up and just start bowing, I guess.
Shit.
Shit.
That's it.
Oh shit
Wow
I have a buggy
I'll be down at the fountain
I didn't do that!
Oh my god I'm trolling
I want to see if you remember
You can't even get rid of me
We have to run and we have to run in and maybe only do five beds in the next
You know you'll have
At least these six beds this is should be shown
We're dead?
No.
Clean up.
Fuck that.
Rainbow, up through him down!
Bro.
He said.
What's up?
Your mind control messed up my boomerone.
I knew it didn't I say that I said I'm pretty sure he messed up his portal because it took him so long from getting hot stuff to getting in the
end to the nether
Wait, let me see. Oh my god. No way
Wait, you're wait, you're scared of women and listen to levy. Well, you know what night to remember
I fucking love that song. Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god
All right
Sorry, I kind of cut you off wait. No, what the fuck? He's trying to get away two by one two by one
We're doing a 2x1 in gold.
I did a 2x1 in the second tree.
Oh, I do remember that, uh, that attempt against lead.
No, but I actually did it in this, in this run.
I didn't shut out.
Yeah, I didn't shut out, wait.
Oh, okay, see, my bad, my bad.
But look, I didn't even shut out.
I didn't just fucking get gravel.
It's kind of slow, but like, I did it.
Yeah.
I guess the job's done.
I had like, resource inventory here, and...
And surely I'd do it eventually. There we go.
Bruh, it's just so, so slow, like...
But I did do it. I didn't mess it up.
I mean, I still like this account, yes I can.
Yeah, bang! And then, wait, are you in fast lane?
I don't know if you can see it. Fuck, I did fast lane though.
I believe, I believe.
I think you were probably the only person in the mid-offs that even knows how to do that.
Oh rainbow of doom 7 reported that he had a ghost bucket I was told that apparently ghost
buckets when you're doing portals are a skill check actually like if you're doing it ghost
buckets period are as skill as you ghost buckets period are as skill as you
fault Jesus I mean it's I don't know it's this always kill you but it's like to
move around it's maybe more so if it's your face Cam if you want to use this oh
wait it's true don't worry it was a five minute paint adventure
Olga wait this is huge well I actually forgot about this you literally just
from Ryan and me, hold on, let me download this one quick.
And then I have to go to OBS, add image source.
And then browse, don't upload my fucking penis picture
on accident, this one.
Common mistake.
Ha, ha, ha, okay.
Then we go down, this should be right below Minecraft,
Because now, now, if I go into a world real quick.
There it is.
That's perfect. That's so good.
There it is.
Dude, I gotta set my, I gotta set myself up for that.
I have jack shit on mine.
Perfect.
Who was that? VGM, shout out VGM.
Dude, did you...
The bed, the seat that you died on the bed, I wasn't like wanting to go see you, did you win that seat?
Yeah, no, I almost did though.
I caught up to him and packed the shirt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he had a faster path.
No, no, no, no.
Post me and he fucking brought it into the portal room.
No, dude, I was watching that.
I literally said I would like I do I would break every fucking monitor like I like dude
You like you only want to know how they sound even on your spot. Like like I can't even put into words how tilting that is
if you coach um
F bow you took out
Actually, that was my best run ever by the way that fucking yeah, I was on a two-minute PB bro. Yeah, I was
Wait, it's infu right? Is that right? Yeah, it's infium. It's infium
But let me call me infumis that people say that sometimes.
Okay, I thought so.
Yeah, a lot of you are too good.
Shocker.
Drew?
Drew that.
No, man, you cranked the fuck out of that seat against the other one.
You played so-
No, that was literally my best seat ever.
I don't know what happened to there.
Random NPC 32 with chat off.
Okay.
So he's locked.
Okay.
No distractions.
Let's see what Bro can do here.
I don't know.
Are you listening to that song right now?
No, but I just thought about it.
Oh, you just, oh, you just, oh, okay.
Hell yeah.
I see you.
It's like a fucking song.
It's truly a lovely game.
Dude, no, it's great.
It's great.
Oh, I need to check this.
Oh, my God, it started snowing.
I suppose to get like 14 inches.
I got to check how much there is.
Aren't you like, aren't you like Philly or something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I think Kentucky Night started snowing today as well.
today as well like an hour yeah I suppose to get like 14 inches or some shit it's
kind of fucked up wait so I should definitely get this log these two logs
before the village no like it just kind of save time yeah it's a better
consistency play I personally I don't do it because I just get dead bushes for
sticks and there's almost always a crap they will house and does a village but
it's a good consistency play exactly I can already see crap in two houses I can't
even see the fucking blacksmith it's been funny you're right next to it cool
took the wrong way around like if there's no sword in here then like yeah he's like
kind of fucked no because like it's I mean you can still get dead bushes
for sticks and go to a crime table house but you're definitely in a better
spot yeah yeah and then I gotta go kill Gary sorry Gary
I see him
Okay
Goodbye Gary. She's coming. Oh my god
You hear the fucking I swear I saw a lot of bull didn't I?
Yeah, it's over here. Yeah
Dude can you hit the fucking nolem you chud
Then we're going to go over here, get this tree, I don't want to make a gravel, I think
it does front of the ocean probably.
Sounds like a good strat.
Fucking climb in the tree like a monkey, here we go.
For Sintac.
Good enough.
I got enough logs.
I think I'll just grab over here maybe, probably to play.
I don't know if this is actually smart, but I'm not going to make doors to speed it up,
because I got these ass rates, you know what I mean?
You smelly.
That, I shall make shears.
Yeah, shears.
I hear you should just make a future you should only make a fresh oh okay
Yeah, please you should make sure don't be a water as well, but um
You only need to take a pressure plate cuz they just like swim under
Then the worst case scenario you just get like four gravel you can like
Choose whatever brothers. No fuck it. We're just going so and no blocks. I'll spawn
I'll put another same tip for
it's too much bro you just gotta remember like it's too much to remember this fucking game
and over it is whenever whenever i'm back seating like i have to be so focused because
i have like four different choices i can yeah it's so hard but it's just not it's so bad
okay and then let's just go
Oh my okay
I mean my bad shit probably that 56 there yeah, yeah, I know it's hundreds of that
Shit on pussy
I don't want to go
like
Dude, the hoglands are just so fucked by the I see it
some blocks I fucking hate hoglins
another another real pain yes no they're actually that's why you should that's
what they're Satan's strongest soldier like I don't know I'm all about the
strongest one I would say the maverick cubes of mages are worse I'm a cuban
afford actually makes you want to die so I gotta go negative x to go what the
Oh, wait, okay, okay, okay, no, yeah, the reason it happens is because you're holding W when you get out of the boat
So like it's at the game like will push you one block forward and just because the trees are like hollow
There's another fortress. What the fuck? Yeah, that that fortune left us. I think the intended for probably better
But yeah, it's like it doesn't matter if we go to
Well, they think a different strong holds if we
Yeah, but you don't worry about like a variance or whatever, you just do whatever's gonna be fastest for you.
Um, I knew I'd go blocks.
You could go up my wood.
You can go up those stairs, just go up those stairs to the left and then just take a left and go straight to the right.
Sorry, I'm overcomin', oh my god.
What the fuck?
No, there's a bug.
Go back behind you down the stairs and then take a right, take a right, take a right.
Take a right and it like through the tail get pathway here and left and it's a right
I overcome that I overcome that a little bit
Maybe silver
Wait what the way
I've
Straight up. I've never seen that before that's fire. I've never seen that before I
Got fucking dominated. Holy shit
About the shaving technique King. Do we have any ass shaving tips to share?
That's crazy. I'm gonna watch this back
Can you do
That's actually kind of insane
You know what? W com. W draw. W draw. I need to see what happened to him. No, no, I, dude,
oh my god. What happened to him? What happened to him? Where did this guy come from? It must
have been like the top of the bash and why do you draw like I like I'm so you
didn't about it always probably about dead here something or maybe maybe just
Wait, it was still forward.
It's like 10 seconds.
Did you get the frame 1 pause when he gets knocked in lava?
Like what happens here?
the same oh the same we know wait oh yeah we took away the same fucking
England it wasn't even seen you had on the other side
Oh
It's the same
Are you kidding
Spike down like it's a fucking smash duo, bro, that's crazy
it's incredible that is incredible oh my god that's actually insane
oh my god okay well it's kind of funny it happened to him too
yeah that's crazy yeah both yeah i'll head out have one of those if he's not bro
i bro i forgot i was even in fucking voice chat i i got jumped scared
You know what I gotta throw it on though
If you guys don't know who that is infium he's
Rank four
Drink for
He's a sub six
One season seven second season eight and one season or no, he didn't win he got right. Okay. Sorry. Sorry
He finished rank one, but he didn't win season seven
Sorry
Yeah, and I have a boost for oh, nah
What the fuck?
What I see in the fall
Don't ask for more
Dying in there?
Media creator?
Media creator?
What's happening to us?
All of the pain and loss.
Meteor crater?
Meteor crater?
Yeah it's just too high I think.
Maybe right here.
You not lucky?
Probably just got to be growling it down.
Smart.
I don't even know what to make with that, whatever.
I'm just trolling.
Which is no wins.
What are you talking about, man?
Um, I'll kill like one more cow and then we're just gonna go.
This game requires like way too much focus, but I don't think you got- what the f-
Right, I gotta watch the next MCSR playoffs.
She's kinda sick.
Can't lie.
47 past the basalt are we kid bro I want to see change this is cringe I'm
sending a sea change this is so fucking annoying
Hopefully he agrees and it just has to be here if this guy plays to see that he's a
a fucking sicko. Or is that a pussy? I promise you everyone fucking sea changes here if you're
not demented what do I get like a fake spike no it's just a fucking pain in the
And it's bridge!
This is...
Crack smoker?
Or is this Donkey Kong?
Are they both single?
What is this?
No, no, no, this is crack smoker.
This is Crack Smoker for sure.
I think it's kind of, I definitely lost time there, but I wanted to check.
I hope it's like it's flung and lava and it's going to be a drawboat.
This is Crack Smoker.
I dropped the block.
I dropped two blocks, question mark?
My ass.
I shall wait until...
Okay, goodbye, boat.
Okay, where did Bro come from?
What the hell?
Hello?
Oh, these guys are just so stupid!
Don't fucking pigs, bro!
We should definitely do this now.
Um, so about a six?
One, two, three.
Is it four?
Is it left?
Ten?
Four?
So it's uh, negative X, negative X, right the down shot.
Negative X.
You dropped every other game to only do my speed running to me
Do you know that it is not the year 2020 anymore?
Meg, are you dumb?
Genuine question
Not trying to be weird or anything, but like, are you dumb?
Oh, we're gone, by the way
I think I'm just out. Yeah, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out
He's out, he's out!
Five more soul sand I do
Dad just try to aim lock this end of me like 20 times by the way I have two college degrees and a real high school diploma
You have nothing doesn't mean anything quite frankly
I've met some real people
in my life that are danger that are like well educated and dangerously stupid
Bro, do I like re-scan you like it's got is it like more to the right? I
Hate this. I'm so sad. I don't know where to go
Maybe I just pull over here. Oh good
No, not anime anime is actually kind of a smart guy I can't I
Can I re-scan?
Can I fuck up?
Wait, what?
What's happening?
Dude, we gotta fucking mature a little bit.
Not that way.
Not this way.
16.
This way.
This way.
What?
It's just more there really?
Aw I just butchered the seed man.
Yeah I fucked up man I'm just such a fucking chock chud.
Does this connect under?
Damn it!
Eh.
What can you do guys?
Maybe this opens up here. Wait, maybe not all hope is lost.
Maybe this opens?
Okay, so much for that idea.
Bro, it's sometimes, wait that opens up over there.
It's so hard to nav sometimes. I try to figure out which direction is the right way to go. I don't know how you do it.
Right there, wait a little bit. Maybe it's not a total disaster.
hold on everybody
you didn't see to the left so yeah I guess
maybe that's just like more of an intuition thing that you pick up on
Once you play enough of speedruns, which way you have to run.
But I don't have enough of that yet.
That's how long I took to get here, by the way.
When you have this met, you know what?
Let's just like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Already blinded, he's blind.
Wait, W raised.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, chill.
Whoa.
I'm gonna, we're going for the high variance play, everybody.
I variance incoming.
Big mistake for me, clearly.
Man, I had this guy gapped so hard I just...
Donut?
Oh, I'm such a chud.
I forgot.
I
On the chas everybody
Like what do you want from a guy like me?
Oh my god, it's a punty
go go go go go go go go
I gotta say it's
I'm telling you it's so hard to remember everything guys I get really really
smart
congrats on winning pookyaga
okay and there goes the eye
Right eight blocks, okay.
Ugh!
I mean, how do you make that time?
Where my eyes go where my eyes at
Okay, okay with what the fuck is my I'm gonna die
Super
Understand that it's hard to remember all these little we're going 15
We don't get the rod here
I don't want to play it today anyway, but this fucking sick fuck made me...
He had no issues yet cause he's a fucking demented individual, what the hell?
They could pull a chudwig, this is real.
This is the person that Netherite Overlords picked?
the netherite don't don't speak ill of the netherite bourgeoisie they're always listenin
you notice how infium came in here without anybody fucking noticing by the way they're
I'm always listening. It's not an accident.
TNT to gravel this time?
It takes TNT damage like a boss.
can make a fucking
iron shovel
and then
okay, let's get away with the fucking food man, really good idea from you, fucking dumbass
make a hat
make a little hat, make a boat
get rid of you, we're gonna burn some, actually bang bang
bang bang, one, and then we're gonna do that, and then we're gonna
toss you away, and then we're gonna do this
We're gonna fucking torture some cows
Try the TNT chalice. I don't know how to do it though. I don't want to eat
I don't want to eat. Oh my god
Eat this right now before
There's another cow nearby, that's where there was. Over there? There you are
They could have died.
Guys, what you never give up by the way?
What the fuck?
You didn't fully brick out, you'd probably be ahead.
It's through there, right?
The fucking basalt?
Yeah man, like this guy's such a fucking weirdo.
What an actual sicko!
Who sees this terrain and is like, you know what?
I want to go there for my fucking bastion.
and using the it but the bro even go to this oh you get ice while I have one
congrats on winning mid-off ses three with multiple coaches guiding you three
hey guys fun fact you know everyone had a coach right
hash Japan emoji Japan is turning footsteps into electricity using piezo
So Electra tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy.
Wait a minute.
Electricity Japan? How the fuck can do it?
How'd they do that?
The clock?
guys I don't know what to tell you I was just the fucking chosen one you know
like I'm just the fucking I'm the I'm the netherite blue-brush he chosen one and
like I think everyone else was just jealous like I don't know what everybody
what the time you guys it's times like these where I miss fast old facts slug
Are you really coming over here?
Oh, it died.
72 months.
Wow, only Chon.
That is a lot of freaking years.
Holy man.
Can we fucking stop being dicks?
We're smoking crack, right?
Crats on the W, thank you bro!
At least cut out in the end.
I'll just do it here.
intro intro
intro intro
intro intro
Holy fuck, that's no good.
Wait, I just realized, is he fucking big boss?
I just realized, is bro big boss?
Did I win that off?
Yep!
The next passing wisp in Yuuni and Lothi and Kinko and Volilli and Meg and Sam
Motrua and Rockstar everybody else is just jealous so somebody
excuse me somebody had to do it I am the chosen one somebody had to do it so I'm
taking on China I'm taking on
Wow, what a scene, what the fuck?
Wait.
Oh, that's so cringe.
What is this curse of vanishing?
You can't make a pick because we need um yeah.
gold picks break gold blocks question mark they can't write that guy messed up
what do you mean oh did he do okay well he's dumb yesterday said yeah I don't
I don't think so, bro.
I'm going that.
Reset bot? Huge calm.
He's not dumb. He's not 15 different coaches. Bro, I didn't have a coach in my ear to tell
me that just now, did I? Bridge? Okay. Uh, I'm not Bridge. Treasure? Um, this is interesting.
So I have to go up top first.
I have these shovels to distract.
We're gonna need some more fucking blocks.
There's gonna be really scary, but wish me luck, everybody.
Give me this I have a lead I can do this
Bro don't tell me the game's gonna make me fucking both down by the way
like that's gonna be really cringe
I think super ninja wholesome cosy vibe chatter everybody
I don't like what's happening here how did bro catch up how's bro in the
fucking bashing already what the hell
right
uh...
that's not gonna run spot
walk this off
uh...
hey guys
that's a lot of pigs, wow!
okay that guy
fucking, alright, that fucking gas pipe for me I guess.
It's taken a lot of a lot faster than I thought it would, I'm gonna be honest.
It kind of tilts me a little bit, it means that I'm fucking going slow, I gotta pick up the goddamn pace.
Okay, I was just gonna say, there's no fucking way you're shooting.
Not like no food as well.
This is a brutal...
This is a skill test scene.
And my wood situation is freaked out.
Like...
Okay, we're gonna sit there for now, you're in time out.
I'm actually gone by the way guys. I'm fucking gone. I'm gone. I'm literally gone. I'm gone.
I need more wood, but you can get wood later.
It wasn't it?
I saw it.
Where was it?
Oh God.
Right there, right?
That's it.
But that's it right there.
Jesus.
I think we're just entering through the chud side.
We're just going through the chud side.
You can get diamonds from these.
I don't know if it's worth checking.
OK, no food either.
How was this guy making up so much time?
This guy's freaking fast.
on the third chest yeah I mean he got diamonds in the fucking four like whatever
bro I have like no whole beds bro this is so bad
I'm like running low on fire as I'm gonna throw another one down kill these guys
Make some beds
Oh, five beds on top, I can do it, five beds, that's what I'm saying.
I really can't take un-star damage.
I have no food and wow, that is six rods
I think I believe this is not much
Fixes my posture.
Okay, and that broke?
Of course it did, because why wouldn't it?
One more.
I don't know.
Perfect.
There's one on because the other one broke. Not whatever. I'll have a bucket. Shit. No bucket.
No bucket.
I wonder if he's in a different spawner because it took him a while to get to where I was.
My fire is okay.
We need one more rod.
Just one more rod.
Oliver?
Don't fuck me.
Thank you.
Okay, uh, minus 66, just run this way.
We're going to 150 minus 136.
I don't like quick closes.
Maybe this way?
Is that open up?
Yeah, yeah, because we can just go out.
Here.
Huge.
W fucking terrain math by the way so we're already at our Z we just need to
like yeah
I don't know why it scared me so bad.
Dude, like, come on, man!
Oh, you gotta be f- like, grow up.
Make your stupid identity damage in our lava.
Highfire as you wouldn't get it.
No more typing from you.
Don't mess this up, please, King.
God, you're so handsome that pisses me off.
Good boxes.
That's just gotta be whatever that is right there.
Like, let's just send it here maybe.
Okay. Maybe down mid. This gotta be the hidden room.
Oh, stronghold.
Oh, stronghold, how I fucking love you, such a fun part of the game.
If it's not here, I turn.
Ay-ya-ya-ya.
Rescan?
Yeah, I'm going to.
Like is it not that like, no, maybe not.
Maybe go down mid one more.
Where's my netherite bourgeoisie at it?
Oh no!
Oh, what the fuck is this stronghold?
Look, what is this actually?
I don't think any of this is good to me.
No, there's a slime.
Wait, maybe it was an ocean skull.
Why is there...
YAAA!
Wait, this stronghold is fucked, no?
Oh, I can't die.
Oh, I already went here.
This is the fucking stupid ass library.
I have to reset. If I die now, I'll just go over.
Hey bro, how's your run going?
Awful, awful! I don't know where this fucking thing is!
This is terrible. It's actually fucking terrible.
Okay, how long have you been in this stronghold?
Ah, like two minutes.
Oh, that's not too bad.
Uh,
this is started.
You scan.
This is a starter.
Yes.
That's started.
Yes.
Like I thought like that.
That looks good.
That looks good.
Yeah, but I like.
I checked.
It's definitely just the way you haven't looked.
Oh, no.
Okay, there's like a way that you see there was like on the right that I saw on the way
Yeah, this is not that no no
I'm little back like that. They're there. I think I went down here. Yeah, cuz it was a creepers in the fucking slime was oh
No, it's a fuck it's a fuckstrap hold
like how was it just not here many are lost rain time tail rain time yeah not it
like it's all it's exposed wait okay
I don't know how deep I am at this point so bad this is just a disaster bro
Like
Like a week
I'm like 20 rooms deep in this fucking stronghold getting bitched out by zombies
Yeah, you're like too deep you gotta get out you gotta go all the way back you should go back
Here's creeper fucking walking behind me. You get a job, bro.
Oh my god!
What is playing? Nice!
What a fuck- I gotta look at this after. This is fucking gross.
I'm gonna be overlapping.
You check this at the beginning ain't no way.
Like actually ain't no way.
Oh, GG, I lost.
Just a chop, chud, bro.
Ah, you're not lost, what are you doing about it? What's the problem?
Just a chud, it's all there is to it.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god, please, I grabbed him!
Hello?
Oh my gosh, yeah, just eat please holy
I could also craft if I'm fast enough
You got time, you got time, you got time.
You can make three anchors.
That's not pushing, it's fine.
Um...
Buh.
I like it.
I'm gonna get a pearl here.
That's a perch maybe?
I am, I am.
Just stand straight from the fountain
So I hate this fucking dragon, I hope this dragon dies
I think I think it goes yeah right here nice
wait did i actually see this fucking guy back in the water?
hi sped up dude
freaks
so we will rank you now you go 2 go 3
i was emerald i fucking fell
i did see that yeah emerald
he said thank you
you can actually just press
Wait, first spike you found was wrong. Second was correct.
That might not send you to the same one. Just press the numbers on your keyboard and then it'll activate the spectrum. There you go.
And then go to that six. Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what do you mean I saw this? Where did I see this?
This is a weird one.
No, this stronghold is disgusting.
So I went top.
What even is it, bro?
It might be, uh, go right.
Where?
That way, and then, like, move forwards.
Yeah, that way.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you mean?
I saw this.
Oh, wait.
No way.
I was literally...
Bro, I thought this was too far.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
too far though like am i insane that is definitely fun like over there the way you went that's
like too far like normally that's like way too far right yeah because that's hold on
where's my fucking starter at yeah right here yeah that seems to go from go from the portal
room and then try and find starter room like how many rooms is it so like we have starter
room and then we have like this i don't know like what is considered like a room that's
like a room man this is like a room yeah it's like what two ish rooms it's like
three we're like three wins in three three four zero it's like a secret then
all the secret you didn't check you didn't check that I didn't check yeah
you didn't check this yep that's you got the pie shot you got it right you just
you just missed the secret room GGs what can you do oh man you want bro you
Chopped an ugly you won the tourney fuck brah I got this secret
I just didn't get this secret because I went straight
And then I went here like let yeah, that's a weird one. I don't know
Watch the other guy's pathing, but yeah, he was I mean we were both fucking lost forever, bro
How long was NF's fucking strong enough for three almost three minutes exactly Wow
Yeah, bro like wait he even fucking blew even blind and starter
Wait you see did I lied wait this guy just raw dog didn't know preemptive that's tough
What was he close to it
Honest player
From pre is preemptive dishonest
He didn't have five coaches to teach him every strat and remind him every game to do it the fuck
Actually true.
Bum bum bum.
Village.
Are you worried about the jerk-offs? No coaches for the jerk-offs.
That's gonna be interesting.
Okay, so just right here's a village.
Any lava? No, that's a rose.
I see grassy, a lot of gravel.
I'll just grab this and some here.
I'm just gonna say yeah good luck with that jerk offs. Thank you. Hopefully a lot of
people let me in. Yeah, bro. Thank you, right? Yeah, you're doing great, man. You're doing
great, dude. Yeah, I'm trying my freaking best. This game is too hard. W faps. Would
Did you ever teach me Overwatch or...
Overwatch?
Oh, you wanna learn Overwatch?
Yeah, from the gray.
Why would I not wanna learn Overwatch from the gray?
I'm just, I'm just shocked.
I've never had...
Nobody's ever came to me and said it.
Really?
I wanna learn Overwatch.
I thought that was like a...
You know what I mean?
Like, that should be the one I've ever seen.
Okay, I was...
So, I was saying like earlier that if you won the tournament,
I would actually like learn how to play Overwatch.
Oh, wow.
yeah
is there a possibility you would coach me?
uh, or...
i've never coached him in a watch but like, i could try
i could try my best
i've never coached anybody
not like that, no
so like, what is, what is even like
like, jet sank, do it
what's, what were you gonna say? what's what?
like, so like, what is Overwatch?
like, how do i even play Overwatch?
like, it's over stimulating as fuck
How do you play that game for like hours and just like know what the fuck you're doing like that shit is insane
I have played
Very many hours of overwatch
more than anyone should actually
um
I kind of just played on autopilot at this point
so like
I mean
It's not too bad though. Like if you try Marvel arrivals at all
I have tried Marvel rivals once that was a little easy
How can I get coaching from from you for overlouch?
there's a bucket in there oh my god how that's that's the one that's the one
village that you can get a bucket yeah I know I forgot to check about it um
usually most people don't think about it but yeah yeah that's a great question
I don't have you I mean have you ever even played I have played it once yes I'd
I'd have to reinstall it but I have played it once.
Oh, not too bad.
Who did you play?
Tracer because I was like, oh that's a character I recognized and that's about it.
Oh Tracer is hard. She's probably one of the hardest characters in the game.
Oh really? She can TP right? She can dash into that?
Yeah she blinks. She's just a very high skill.
She only gets to aim and to think about positioning a lot. She's tough.
Not a great. I mean if you think she's cool you can play as like a starter, but yeah
Meg why don't you say Reaper equals Minecraft like what even talking about I didn't make any sense
I made a sheer that I didn't get any leaves. Oh my god kill me
You're definitely ahead
I'm just oh, I lied it
All right, it's just not what it's just not worth getting in the leaves just keep going here
All right
That's bridge go off the turn like like mine upwards. Yeah, right
No, no, no, just like go up up the area.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I know where I am.
Yeah, you're on the right side.
This kind of goes up.
Should I have the pigs?
Oh, I don't have any.
Pigs, pigs, pigs.
Yeah!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Go up, up, up.
I'm chillin'.
Oh, you don't have a boat, uh, that's not legal height, surely, like, uh, here, uh,
oh, we're smart.
Yes.
Okay.
Game sets.
I'm going to kill myself.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I don't even.
Oh, thank God.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll thank Alan.
Good job not bomb a manguying again, suck to faggot credit to all the
trans and lesbian PPM chat trans gender pride lesbian pride.
Ahhhh...prop of the boots.
Dude fucking...some Benny Hill shit.
All right, not the worst death, but not a great one either.
All right, back to it!
Oh, here we go again, here we go again, here we go again.
God, I'm a sick fuck!
Yeah
He's just so ahead of me unless he died
I don't even know if this is fucking- ah, what's his donkey calling it?
It's super your Japanese.
No, that's not true.
That's not true
I got pinged in your chat saying that you're Japanese
Yeah, they're lying, they're just lying
Are you even Asian? Hold on
No, I'm not
So you're just white? You're just a white guy?
Yep, white, that's me
Oh, nice
Yeah, so uh, what's the toenail story, bro?
I'm gonna go offline.
I just gotta go offline.
Okay, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I'm just gonna get off.
Wait, can I-
No, no, that's not what I'm gonna do.
You can- you should go that side.
That side's probably better.
Yeah, I just had like no pay.
I fucked up my room.
So I just wanted to do Donkey Kong and I just...
That's good though.
Good recovery right here.
All that lava is disgusting.
Try and end Levin' in.
Nice.
There you go.
Come up.
Come up out.
I think the lava is affecting him from wanting to go up.
Oh, I like that.
That's a bad route.
What are these pictures on your screen?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, come on. I can do one of these.
Oh, okay.
Seven.
Yeah, you don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's it's I think it's a and then 11 and then go back from where you came from. So it's negative that way
I mean you're really good I feel like you shouldn't even be involved
I think you could get like you would actually be emerald if you had actual
key lines if you want to score low. Is there a reason why you're a scurlo?
So I just like I was kind of used to it
I'll got you
More Robby more Robby guys
But I say was a negative X
It was good definitely died by the way
But I say was that way it was that way right it was it was no no
I should be able to oh it's just like oh
Oh.
You have a problem against the Filipinos?
No.
No.
No, I don't actually.
Okay, I have an ultimatum for you, right?
What up?
I have a question, and would you rather, okay.
Would you rather, right, have no more foot jobs
that includes no more poor jobs
for the rest of the world, like no more.
Okay, that?
Or no more Filipinas, what are you choosing?
I just, I think you just made a brand new sentence
and to be honest, I don't think anyone's ever said that before.
No, no, just, no, like this is, I'm lucky.
That's actually a brand new sentence, that's crazy.
Um, well, I've never had a foot job,
so I think it's just like the easy answer.
Oh, okay.
Oh, so you're going with option one?
Okay, you're getting rid of it for the rest of the world, though.
The rest of the world? I mean, that's not my problem, though.
Oh, okay. That includes poor jobs as well.
Yeah, well, I thought I had a fucking poor job either, I mean.
Okay, yeah, my bad. I'll get my load.
All right, all right, all right.
Okay.
fire here, FIRE!
oh shit, he caught up, I need to move, whatever bro, you can chill
I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, I don't need you, you, you, you,
you.
Uh, roll me, bed me, I can make a bunch, that's plenty, okay.
I'm about to craft my portal now.
I mean, if you do fuck off, you have a damn pickaxe.
You can mine it.
Why does your chat always ask me to like,
ask you like a bunch of like,
stories? What's the cat shit story?
Like this sounds insane. Like what is that?
Oh, I was just, I was like a one year old
And I like apparently I don't remember
Late shit
There's our cat poop on the floor, and I just like crawled over and I you know I like I was a baby though
It's not like I was conscious like I didn't fucking you ate it. Well, I didn't follow it
I like put it my mouth and I spit it out
I'm not conscious. It wasn't not a conscious decision that it was made. I just kind of you know
What about your parents are they not like monitoring you well they were but like I guess I was crawling on the floor or something
I don't know, like...
Oh, okay.
Okay, so I'm gonna go pop up.
Like, you don't know the taste though, right?
Like, that's because you're like...
I'm not like regularly fucking eating shit, like, you know?
That's good to know.
Okay, we're gonna go minus 62.
Which is that way? I probably know the fire is.
He used to bite his toenails off and use the toenails to floss his teeth in the shower.
Right.
Yeah, that's true.
Okay, really? What? That's true!
Yeah, right the hell? It's not that crazy.
No, I actually gotta learn how to play Overwatch with you.
No, like I have to. Like I have to. I will be like...
is that the deciding factor?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
But like, you just seem like such an interesting fellow.
Like, I feel like I'm just going to learn some insane shit.
Yeah, like some insane, like, life experience that like no one ever will.
And I would just love to hear about it while I get coached.
Uh, huh, interesting.
I mean, I saw it.
I don't even think it's that weird though.
Like, honestly, it's not even.
Oh, oh, really? Oh, okay.
I mean, it's not like the worst thing that's happened.
Oh, that's not, okay, what's the worst thing that's happened?
No, I mean, like, I have a specific, you know.
You said that that was, that's not the weirdest thing.
Well, like, I'm sure people have done it weirder, you know what I mean?
Okay, okay.
That's all I'm saying. Right.
Well, I went too far.
Ask about his ball-shaving methods.
You you seem very open about these things. Oh, well, I mean I said already, you know before on stream
Okay, so what's the balls shaving thing method? I just uh, I shave my balls dry. That's not even that weird
That's it actually works. No low key. No, that's actually that's not even the weirdest thing ever. I do that
That's that's pretty normal actually. That's like whatever. Yeah, that's what
hmm hmm oh hitbox is shit that might be it
I don't really have shit as I've seen the super cosplay dude I love you tip or
costco thanks bro he's so good that's an older one he presses his face against
oh is that more because he's completely the winter don't look up super TF
I did 2B, I did, no this is definitely not a squad, I gotta go back, fuck.
Is this that one, is this Doki Doki literature chop I'm looking at?
Yeah that was the first one I did, yeah.
Okay, yeah I definitely prefer the Tifa one more, uh, oh you did that one anime, the white,
the white girl, the white haired girl, see.
Hank, oh 2B, yeah 2B.
You cosplayed Monkima?
Yeah bro.
Holy fuck, you're actually the coolest person I've met in my life, oh my god.
I feel like I feel like there's probably more than one person that's possibly mocking me, don't I?
No, but you're just such an interesting fella, you're actually the coolest person I've met.
I almost just fucking ate shit, holy...
Right above, uh, I fucking grabbed arrows.
Honestly, it's fostered if you just, if you just like run through the other side.
Yeah, run through the other side.
I didn't change my settings, I'm gonna kill mine.
Oh, that's gonna fuck you over a little, yeah
Yes, you keep on to the
Through the throughout the one to nine slots to put the beds in but you don't
Because I should I should like rewind like five through nine to be
Don't so like I should just okay. I just like
one of what the fuck was that beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful that was
Good
Nice good shit
are you drunk will say no i'm outside i want to know yeah what's up man congratulations thanks
you are my my uh my hopium hopium uh winner and it worked out
love to hear that love to hear that oh yeah that was a man you plan to do more runs or are you
calling it for emcee asar after this journey uh no i have um what do we ask me to do like an event
the jerk offs so i'm gonna be in the jerk off lovely and then um i don't know i don't know
we'll see what happens after that i guess it might be time to become a part-time microshooter
it might be honestly if you had diamonds lowkey i think i'm rolling to the idea right because i'm uh
Hello.
Hello.
Last half.
Yeah.
Last half.
Two.
Three.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Two.
I was already with the Fuss, yeah bro the event was like five hours long man, yeah.
That's crazy.
Super, are you an early riser or do you stream late?
No I stream late, I stream late.
Was that like a nerf or not?
Was that a nerf?
No I think it was fine.
I think it was fine.
Think
Maybe first day it was like a little tire, but after that it was fine. Thank you
Wait the rap is it like super ways no, it's only 12 p.m. For me. I have the information I need now
Forgot 12 p.m. Is the middle of the day
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
Did I have to do coach at all or not?
Can I reset my stream schedule now?
What do you mean by that?
Yeah, I was coaching Evo and paperback.
Yep.
Bit, bit.
Yep.
Boom, boom, boom.
Super, did Boos for coach you at all or not?
Because I know he was like, fuck that, so.
Did Boos for coach me?
Um...
Wait, okay, can you explain to me what the Philippines Incident is?
No, I'm just I'm just curious what what what is that? What is the Philippines thing? What is it? I keep getting asked about it
It's bro. I just like
Yeah
Is that a mug shot? No, it's my high school ID picture
damn they fucked you up badly why'd they make you look like you did a mugshot what the hell
yeah that's a tough one i can't lie i was taking the day before my first day of freshman year so
oh shoot i see well why does why does kind of reply to the sweet and say the lamest guy in
mid-offices one what the hell what that's not very nice that's what I do the
hell
bum bum bum bum give the word and industry
oh I see allegations against super tf about industry
play this yeah they're calling me the the netherite's chosen one i was i was i was a
plan by the netherite bourgeoisie and um how come well Ludwig he has his own conspiracy theories and
you know plastic yeah he was bringing up like bin laden or some shit yeah i yeah ludwig yeah
Strange man, I posted like a random ass picture day one mid-offs. I've been lying in the discord
I was a little confused. I didn't get it
Yeah
He made he made a nerdy changes skin to Kirk bin laden I think
Yeah, very strange
That stuff.
So Subitif, would you ever coach me for Overwatch?
How do you want to do that?
Dude, I got to read down on the game.
We set up a day and then you teach me the game, man.
We can figure something out.
OK.
OK, OK, OK.
Figure something out.
Uh, could add you on disco then?
Yeah, sure, go for it bro.
I'll bet.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
How long have you been playing this game?
Overwatch? I've been playing it since it came out.
Oh, okay. I added you by the way.
I have 845 for a quest. Okay, hold on. Okay, so you can just right-click man
And then it is except for a quest. Oh that is a fucking strat. Wow. I didn't know that
You play another game on now
I forgot what I want to do actually.
I bet, bro.
I'm trying to figure it out.
I'm just going to sit in here.
All right, well, in that case, I'll message you.
All righty, bro.
Without coaching them.
It was nice meeting you, stupidity.
Yeah, of course.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Peace out.
Peace out, bro.
I'll be right back.
Full name to you?
What do you like that?
Oh, fuck I'm off.
Fuck.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Time it off! Super TF1. Super TF1. First time you won something like this? What the hell
How does that mean?
The hell?
What are you trying to say bro?
I don't think you win this if E-Rob was participating.
Not gonna belittle this accomplishment, good job, nice to see you win a post-owl tourney.
Thanks bro.
Bro, I should ask, I wanna ask Oliver if I can get, well fuck bro, like imagine if I
just had mid-off three champion, but I don't think they did it for anybody else, so like
I'm asking for too much, but like I imagine it said that bro, oh that'd be so tough.
That's good, why is he not here, bro?
I don't think they did it for the other ones.
Yeah, no turning other than playoffs as bad as he had makes sense.
You won't want for the owl two times, too. Wait, that'd be tough, though, Oliver.
That would be tough.
That would be tough, bro.
statistics right mode
Oh, interesting.
What are you doing now?
I don't know.
Oh, bro.
This is the fucking issue that I could play one more to get gold free, but if I lose and
I go back down.
And then that's like, well, I gotta play two more.
Just don't lose.
Oh.
Yeah, there's a few things I want to, I want to play.
Um,
Look, I want to play Resident Evil when it comes out. Um,
I want to
I think I'll play I want to try re-animal maybe. I don't think our game's even long. It's like kind of short.
It's made by the Little Nightmares devs.
Why do I have
Donald Trump Golden Freddy on my fucking timeline
It's like three hours long yeah, oh
Poppy playtime I think I would do that too. I don't think it's that good, but
I took this thing off the back of my chair, I'm trying to put it back on, I should just
go around and put it back on.
Ah, thanks love!
Was that frowned on the island, Monca?
Notice that you can see mugenics?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Would you call me AI generated?
smart
One more. Uno más. I'll see if I can go three
How your keyboard malfunctions be saving you
When you act like I'm fucking
This song is an absolute
I wasn't even losing to fucking it Ludwig, bro
Passive passive
Gravel back here, maybe a lava pool somewhere
Would you ever participate in a chess boxing event? No, I think your only fair opponent would be I don't want to get hurt
My fucking shift key oh my god my key my Japanese keyboard is breaking
I don't want to box ever cuz I'm afraid I get hurt I want to get hurt
Don't get hit I don't think it's that easy unfortunately
Oh, my brain is like fucked right after that fucking 10 minutes. I took there to sit for a second. I did I'm like I'm like I was on anymore.
I don't see a lot of.
Maybe that's one right there.
I mean it can't be that far.
But I mean, I would never do a fighting sport because I don't want to get hurt.
Like I would never compete in one.
Like I think learning like like Brazilian jiu-jitsu would be fun, maybe.
But I would never compete in it because I would get my fucking ass beat and I'd be sad.
and it would hurt
as well for their young
pay super gj on the wind
question
expert why does chastanum evas when my keyboard breaks when i'm losing to a
lot of it she meant
uh... because they're there
easily swayed by propaganda
and it's sad to see really but
what can you really do about that
Oh, I'm just so far ahead of most of the water.
I see it.
Like, what is this fucking terrain, bro?
Can we grow the fuck up?
I didn't see the fucking fortress, I probably should have been scanning for it, but what
Can you go?
I think this is housing?
Forge is right there?
Oh my god, guys, this might be my last game.
Oh, I have no bolt. Right.
I was like why is this...
Oh fuck, hold on.
Don't.
And no harm no foul guys.
Chill.
You're not very body.
Dude, I have like no blocks.
I don't like losing time. I like saving time. Here's what I mean. I need something else
I think it would be fun. I don't know how fun that is. I don't even know what I'm going to get.
We're like a person introduced to prodigies
No, I need some of that, I need some of that, we need a...
Okay, can I get some fucking fire eyes please?
No, I'm out, I'm out now, let's go.
I have no... wait, I can't find it, where's it going?
I saw it, I just don't remember where, we just go back up real quick and maybe I can find it.
This seems right, no, this is right, no, wait, what?
Right there, I see it right there, okay.
Meow.
Wait, did I see it?
Am I losing it?
Did I not see it?
Surely I saw it.
Did I just pearl the wrong way? Oh my god, bro. I gotta- I do this- this is insanely bad.
What a terrible run. Fuck it.
Why are there 20 million to raise?
Wow, I'm trembling.
What the fuck is going on?
Shakin' Jackie!
No, it's not this way.
What it is this way?
No, it's not this way.
What it is this way?
You just keep going up.
And then this should expand.
Well, not quite the way I thought, but it expanded.
I've been enjoying the Minecraft Streams W streamer.
Thanks, bro.
W chatter, maybe.
That's what people are saying about you.
I didn't make another...
I didn't grab another bed from the village.
Really?
I swear I did though
Well, I'm so slow. Oh my god, I'm so slow
I hear this fucking mag my cube
I'm actually living like a Ludwig right now. This is so bad
What?
Ha!
There's no way he has rods yet.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Actually, he might, I'm not even kidding, he actually just straight up might.
That's a bad spot, he just turns the worst spot too, like.
Okay, no, this is probably a big overlap right now.
Overwatch, boy! Do you have... Likely see cravings on it.
Yeah, bro, I'm fucking... I'm... I'm... I'm Boy Preggers.
You wanna fucking help me out and give me some fucking ice cream or what?
I'm M Preggers. That's me, bro.
Oh, it's just the worst fucking micro ever.
I probably don't have to lose this.
What is it?
What is this fucking line?
right four blocks
normal I know this is bad I didn't make any different block
because on soul sand it like fucks up here for the other block
What? It's still not good?
What did I do?
Don't hit me, don't hit me.
What have I done?
I'm just playing so bad.
I command this kind of fucking die to the dragon.
I didn't cry, I didn't cry for people, also no virus, 1.22 is like this, excuse me fellas.
one so far what the fuck these chords are like
no we gotta get moving I can't fuck around
one more pearl minus 168
276 is like right down there in that ravine maybe.
minus 168 is here
minus 276
of course it's on the fucking soul sand
168 minus 276 is it right here?
Hello?
And then I have to go forward here, okay?
No, go back one.
Okay, no, don't fuck this up, please.
Or I'm gonna cry.
Yaw!
Okay, so I'm not a starter.
Suboptimal. Did we get lucky though?
I know, I was on the right blocks. I think this was just a
bad eye measurement, not sure. This is starter.
Choose options.
That.
It's on the top right or down middle?
I don't know how this guy hasn't found this yet.
Oh my God, it's hooked too soon.
I have to craft, I have to craft, or we can't do half well.
Maybe I could have actually if I'm...
Ah, it's just... perch.
It's just perch time. Wait!
Another right bourgeoisie have blessed me today?
Where the perch?
my in my
to crossbow now I just I just I was my forces was just terrible bro fucked up the whole
run. Everything after. If it's a force 3 minute he wins. Like if it's a force 3 minute
They have to go like really soon, right?
Just lose.
Okay, man.
Let's go up a little bit.
I probably just lose?
I probably just lose, that wasn't a good purge.
Wow.
1738. Do not look at the replat.
I mean, I didn't deserve this weight, honestly.
I just played poorly.
Wait, it perked fast.
Wait, okay this is the danger with half falling by the way, if you're not locked in.
This guy gets an instant purge, we're not gonna instant purge, but like, oh, yeah no
it did instant purge!
Look at that, it purged?
And because they were not building up in the right spot, it purges diagonally.
Did you see this? Look. And it goes in diagonal. You wouldn't notice that? No, I just literally
happened to be one time when I was half-bowing and I noticed it and I killed it. I mean,
you're not even joking. I'm trying to be wrong, bro. You're really not even wrong.
I love that I'm in a middle circle as a rank thrown or whatever, but...
No way rank speedrun has a better replay system than most games.
Well, this mod is done really well.
I mean, there's a few bugs with the replay system, but like, given what it is,
it's like...
really impressive...
what they've done with this mod.
So then they got the purge now wait they got another purge
Oh
Oh, that's your book clutch
Why is it Bob boat that's crazy I got two purges before I got one
Look at me
Is he like a stronghold?
Oh yeah, wait he took a while on the stronghold, I forgot about that.
Is he preemptive?
I think they're preemptive-ing.
Yeah they are.
Because they're preemptive
Where was just down middle to the left, right?
Okay, I don't know top. Did I go top right? I
Don't think I went top right did I oh I didn't spawn in the center, right?
Off I if I spawned in
Starter
Probably had probably been faster too
Yeah, I found starter then I just went straight to it, I think, right?
That sounds about right.
Sounds like something I did.
Yeah, look at this.
So I wasn't in starter.
So then I find starter.
We hit a mean preemptive?
I see the spike over there.
Oh my god, wait, max win for preemptive enjoyers.
Max win.
Wait, oh, they are at a different stronghold.
Wait, you're not even wrong.
What the fuck?
running it down me well can I be honest I like if I had to pick a side I'm
definitely on team run it down over preempting I swear God man I am I am I
I haven't even run it down mid.
Wait, I don't see a pin message.
I don't see a pin. What pin are you guys talking about?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do.
Those who knows?
Ha!
But like, everything from Fortress to...
Found Strong- it was so bad.
Like, these two splits were just terrible.
Entered Fortress and Finding Stronghold for me, like...
It took me seven minutes to do these two.
Like, what a disaster, bro.
Minecraft phase is over. Oh, you didn't hear about the jerkoffs, did you? You didn't hear
about the jerkoffs? What were their rates like? Rates on blazes are the same for both runners
in this mod. There's a lot of RNG manipulation in this mod, so like, you both get the exact
same trades you get the same blaze rod rates you get a guaranteed perch every
three minutes in the end. There's a few things that are different like strays,
stray mobs can be different so like you can get like more wither skeletons or
hoglins.
Gravel rates are the same yeah for Flint.
No one's bidding your jerk off speed times. That shit's not fair
Might as well get emerald again since you're so close bro. It's so easy to
Wait, did I really go on an eight loss streak?
Wait, I went 1 in 11 over a 12 game stretch?
With everything happening in Mexico can't wait Netflix to make a fourth narco season.
Wait, was it my one?
Oh my god, my one was a forfeit.
Oh my god.
Well, didn't I die in this one too?
I swear I did.
I did die in this too.
So undeserved, man.
Only, it's literally only 15 hours to make it to your next 20, wait, how much has it
snowed?
It's not a little bit.
Maybe snow is like 11am tomorrow.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What if my power goes out?
What if my power goes out?
Spent the day with my girl celebrating my birthday?
Did he win or no?
Um, well you shoulda spent the day celebrating your birthday with your girl watching Super TF.
Oh hell mom bro. I open Twitter this is what I see. Man with raft. New PB.
Wait what did I do this seed?
Wait, how did I lose so much time here, I don't remember what happened.
I don't know, the games all blend together.
I ironically cancelled the date today to watch mid-off finals, why don't you ask her to
with you bro.
I was giving back shots during your PB today king.
Do you guys sync up your backshots to the nether bed explosion on the one cycle?
Like...
Hold on.
Nice bed.
You know what I mean?
No, I'm out of here.
What up, Tina?
One more.
Ah, thanks, Labs.
Hey, Super. I don't mean to alarm you, but the chat and I have been getting really uncomfortable when you do that.
Thing. It would be nice if you could stop.
What the?
The chat knows what I mean.
Smart.
Can you do anything right?
Yes, bro. I won the fucking competition.
What do you mean then?
Smart.
Can you play a mech on video on YouTube in the background doing this run?
I want to test an idea you just gave me.
What the hell is that house?
Where's my blacksmith at, by the way?
What the hell is that house?
Where's my blacksmith at, by the way?
Huh.
He's gonna have a- oh, right here.
Oh.
I just closed the fucking door.
This is a variance play for me.
I'm checking this red house for a fucking bucket.
If it has a bucket, I don't have to kill Gary.
Variance play inbound, everybody.
Variance play.
Three emeralds is a bucket.
Oh my god, I can't think.
A lot of eggs here.
Yo Ludd, so do we need one still for jerk offs or what's going on bro?
Emeralds for axe?
I'M PANICKING HELP!
Where's the toolsmith?
Where'd Bro go?
I'm being sabotaged
What the fuck whatever
What do we cure the average net worth of the chat just spiked you have no idea how right
you are to the crazy part.
I'm looking for gravel.
Is that a wooden portal?
No, it's a tree.
So where's my gravel at?
Everybody.
It's okay, we have tech, we have tech for this situation.
I have no clue what my fucking lava is, by the way.
He'll probably get first entry.
But that's fine.
On the lobes, that's fine.
Unless it's just right over here.
Ice Bucket Chip.
What?
Did he enter the nether?
There must be a second blacksmith.
Oh, that makes me a little worried because I don't know how the wincon works with multiple
blacksmiths.
Oh, we're on portal? Yeah, you guys are probably right, actually.
Did my wood just insta-burn when I placed it?
W fast-drain?
This is, uh, excuse me fellas, we need to calm down a little bit.
Hi.
Um, this is bad.
Can you just get back over here?
You guys get back over here.
Fine, I guess you're on my little paul's hand.
Come here.
That was really bad.
When that bone blocks hit me before I jump down...
No, I messed up.
Get around a little bit.
I didn't see the fork in the back.
I'm just kidding you guys.
Um, actually, I was just...
Only two crossbows. Don't need that. Don't need that. Don't need that. Don't need that. Don't need that. Don't need that.
Actually, this is not even worth it. You know what? This is up here.
I'll be here, not that way better.
That makes me much happier.
Am I out? Yeah, yeah I'm fine.
We need to find a fortress.
Everybody, that is the next step in our master plan.
Where's my cords?
Ooh, that sucks.
Maybe I'll just go up here and I'll see it.
That'd be awesome.
Hmm, okay.
That sucks, but like, what can you do?
Okay, so 9 or 7.
1, 2, 3.
It's just still that way.
Okay, it's not bad.
It could be worse.
Whip it!
I'm sure this opens up, right?
Like Oliver put a good word for me here?
I mean, I should just see it like...
Alright, if it's not to the right here, it's surely either to the left, right?
That's what that means
Guys
There it is
W fucking pearl
Now will you fucking block clutch? Oh my god. This guy's moving differently
I have so many pearls right yeah, we're gonna get okay. Yeah, we're gonna make a time motherfuckers catching up
Really go see this I run into it, but there's nothing here. I'm just dead, but
This is good, I can just do this I should probably show random first before I do this but
I know I've got two beds, I've got an orange, I'll lead all the fire!
Hey! Don't touch me! Don't you touch me, you know what I'm talking about?
Scary.
I think I'm ahead a little bit. I definitely did some fucking freaky shit.
I have like 20 million obby as well, so we can just, we can do rich portal.
Well, nice rage, by the way, Oliver.
What is it, one for nine?
for 10? 1 for 11?
2 for 14?
Oh my god. Yo!
I have a variance play.
Perfect.
That might have been dc'd.
I'm throwing a second one.
Throwing a third one.
Throwing a fourth one.
My first eyes desynced. I need a full reset. I need a full reset.
reset. It was all desynced. I got a full reset. What the hell? What the... what? What's
What's happening?
I didn't zoom back in!
Oh my God, it's so bad!
Good.
Left two blocks.
Dude, look at this little fucker beneath me.
That should be good.
There we go.
Much better.
I mean I have to just like sit here and practice for like an hour one day by myself.
No eye breaks though, it's huge.
Given these rates.
Um.
Where am I going?
141?
So we gotta like...
Is this open up?
Where am I going? 141?
So we gotta like, is this open up?
3 for 17 by the way.
I think I got to the max 20 by the way, if you guys didn't know when you get to 20 rods
I think it just gives you them automatically at that point
So that's interesting
No food
I thought about going to that village to get some food
But I was like mmm. That's like that's what I said high variance play and I just like fucked up so bad
So I was like maybe I won't
What am I doing?
I'm way past running the B by the way.
I'm like not even, I'm just like not even a lot, I, I, this guy can make up like infinite
time.
You don't, ooh, do I check that for carrots, no, I don't, I don't, minus two, two thirty-two
right here
well off it's two thirty four
i had just
all
wait uh...
Max win? Okay.
I might have had enough health but I was a little scared.
Now THAT is a max fucking win, by the way.
I almost aimlocked that guy hard.
Oh my god!
I aimlocked him.
I have to put him in jail.
I knew I saw it perching.
It's like oh my god
Bro, I knew I heard my bed my bed break the boat
I knew I heard it break the boat.
Oh my god, I gotta watch this back.
Explain what happened?
I will explain what happened.
So whilst I was building up to...
to whilst I was building up to Halfbow,
I looked at an enderman, right?
I looked somewhere like right there,
I aim locked that guy, I think.
Yeah, so he's mad.
So then what I do is I go down and put him in jail.
I put him in timeout.
He's in a boat right now, but replay bug.
You don't see it.
He's in a boat, and so I start shooting these crystals,
but I recognize the dragon is perching.
So that's why I go to get my beds here.
So then, I go over and I start killing it.
But, while I'm blowing up the fucking dragon,
I've heard the boat break.
So the enemy got free, and now he's pissed at me.
I gotta go!
I promise, motherfuckers, thanks.
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
What?
Look at this shit, bro.
Duck-Duck-Goose?
you cross them up though okay this fucking stronghold by the way this was
gross like I I'm off of my on my portal by two and I'm just like right next to
strike come on now he started right there and I'm fucking right here
well this guy just got punished wait never mind I was gonna say this guy got
punished for playing the game correctly but uh maybe not
Oh, this is a disaster. What the fuck?
So then he has to make this even go to starter? Do either of us even go to starter here? I don't remember.
I don't-
Smart.
As a deadlock frog, him fucking starving.
Congrats on tourney king.
Oh, this is so fucked.
I don't even think he goes to Starter.
I think he's gonna go up, he's gonna go to the right.
Oh no, he's at- finally, he's at Starter.
Oh my god, he made it.
Little preemptive action?
Now thanks Ken Point Blank and Josh Anonymous and Cal Vero and Archie in Cosmo and Grim
and Doss Rodles.
Thanks.
Oh my god 66 months tier 3.
By the way if you guys don't know what I was saying Sky Crab at the end.
I'll show you guys this.
This would have been a world record.
This is for random seed by the way.
RSG.
This would have been world record by a disgusting amount.
This would have been a gross world record.
This is so sad, now this is fucked up.
Is he 2 plus 2 the zero cycle by the way?
No he does.
this again, please.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Congrats to Chad for their contributions to the mid-off's win today, team of the tournament.
I think I'll make it!
Oh no.
Ah!
No!
No!
That's something under them!
That's something under them!
What happened?
So when he enters the end, watch this fucking aim block on this Enderman right here.
Look at this.
Oh my god!
It's over.
So he pauses here to craft and while he's pa- you'll see it for like the smallest amount.
Oh ha- because he- when he lands he's still looking at his inventory and that Enderman
is angry. You can see it chasing while he's going up, can you actually?
This is not funny.
They look at it for the minimum amount of time too, it takes five ticks to aggro, no fucking way.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I keep going back to the-
Night!
Night!
So he celebrates too early, I mean like, yeah, but like, in 99% of situations, no, no, no.
99.9% of situations, like, I mean this is just fucked up.
This is just so fucked up.
But yeah, if he waited up here and then purled down, but like that's a time loss if you're
waiting for the fountain to activate till you purl, that's a time loss.
Like this is like...
What he should...
He needs to go with the fountain and box himself in, bro, like literally?
He...
Motherfucker, you need to...
a box. Yeah, make a coffin. Like you have to just get in here and then fucking
Or go up three, yeah, but going up three is a time loss,
isn't it?
Because then you have to like,
you have to drop into the fountain.
Oh, end of it hit you through corners.
All right, check this out though.
Check this out though.
So hear me out.
You get to the box.
You want of these?
Fuck
Look at an enderman to make it realistic. Okay, wait, hold on. We have to make it realistic
So aimwalk an enderman. Oh
God get on top of the fucking
Go up
Okay, then?
Oh shit.
Oh shit, they're coming.
Oh my god, they're coming!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
What the fuck?
What happened?
I didn't block off the top
Oh
Holy shit, man
He tried to do zero second how you think one works, bro, I can't I don't know how fucking works, bro
You have to like, I know you have to like figure out which tower it's like odd or something.
Then you pearl, the worst pearl of all time, but let's assume I got it.
Then you want to like, go up.
No, I know I'm late. I know this is way too late. This is like, this is so fucking late.
But like, don't you want to be at like 95 or something?
And then, like, I don't know how it works.
You want to be at like 95, and then you go up like 1?
Then you go 1, 2?
Or something, and then you like...
I don't know.
I lived?
Excuse me?
Ah.
Oh, practice map.
front 85 I don't know what that means bro what is like what is front like what
are we saying and then this isn't even I think there's a there's a zero cycle
practice map but that's this is I don't have it so
I don't have it.
You literally have it.
I don't.
I don't have it, bro.
What the matter, coaches boy? Afraid you might free think a little.
Smart.
You might be watched at tutors, but I think you found your next calling in Minecraft.
I have an idea. Give me a second.
I, uh, got you something.
I want to do one more, but I want to put some rice on a rice cooker so that by the time
I'm done streaming my rice is finished cooking.
Is that W fucking eats or what?
Bro thinks he's fine bird?
I don't think Feinberg invented rice cookers, bro.
The bot overlay has Prado over Dono's?
I mean, that's fine, right?
I'm not gonna move it down if it's an issue, you know?
No.
Did you see the Mina burping fetish?
Hey, you can watch your matches, congrats.
What, bro?
You guys want to see Fineberg hit the fucking RSG world record without using F3 while I
go piss and set up my rice cooker?
No F3 by the way.
Got some enterers.
Is that an enterer?
Yes.
This might be another one though, I don't know, it's scoffed but I like the other one better.
13.
Here's a good loot.
Kind of a wopy loot.
I'm going to go blue.
I'm going to go blue.
That's the floor.
and
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, God, see.
I got sued.
I'm a big spam.
Oh
Seriously.
you'll find for yellow bucket and shit
Holy shit.
Hello?
My rice is on.
What was that link that got posted?
Did I ban that guy? What was that?
What is that? What was that link?
He's already banned? Oh.
What was it?
It's an IP grabber?
Oh, Jack the Ripper Screamer?
Oh, classic.
Wait, so why did he link it and say,
yo, your account might be cooked when I wasn't even here?
Is he stupid?
Jack the killer, yeah, that's what I meant.
Bro, fine, but like this guy is just fucking disgusting, by the way, no F3.
His movement is good?
I mean, his, bro, like, his movement's good, his mechanics are good, but like, what, the
The most impressive thing to me is the decision,
like all of the split second decision making
that you have to make in like every run,
that he just knows what to do is crazy.
Well, yeah, obviously his mechanics are good,
but his mechanics are not the most impressive thing about
his gameplay
now this is some freaky shit
this is how bro finds the fucking stronghold
he throws one eye
and then just vibe, and then he just vibe checks it
look at this shit
No, this isn't confirmed. No, there's no, it's not confirmed.
Revive, check it?
I don't trust this.
This is no F3 world record.
Yeah, I'm close.
Super and chat
No, this isn't the mod
This is RSG
This is RSG world record
No, no calc, just vibes
Do I confess to my crush or am I too fat?
I don't even want our friendship
50-50
I just go for it bro
What's the worst that happens
What's RSG, uh, Random C Glitchless?
It's like, like, vanilla Minecraft.
Random C Glitchless.
Kind of like that Ludwig stopped doing World's Greatest Gamer just before you were going
to take the crown from Void, actually real though.
Oh my god.
I was actually watching the start of this fucking stream before he got this I remember this
be so real void gaps you in every game says Ludwig not overwatch like what is this nav
But does he hit the zero? Zero, no F3?
How does he know the height with this bro?
Is that a record?
What is it? Wait, what is it? Wait, what is it? Wait, what is it? Wait, is that actually a record?
The Feinberg of Minecraft?
What?
What?
Wait, did you know what this guy did
with his rice cooker, by the way?
That's not real.
This motherfucker bought a minute rice
and then full cooked it into a rice cooker
and then ate mushy rice.
Like, are we trolling, bro?
Dude.
Are you like, are we grieving?
I suspect... like what?
Alright one more while my actual normal not one minute rice.
Oh yeah you fuck with the background wait a minute.
Hold on.
Oh the hell what's happening?
Where's my jingle?
My jingle broken or what?
Why is it not working?
Do you have to be in game for it to work?
What the hell?
Oh, there we go.
Kind of fire. Yeah, my Japanese keyboard went off there.
Is Midos over? Who won?
This guy.
No F3, no calc, real vibes base for the tournament?
If it's a BO3 and you're saying no F3, no Calc, well we might be there until next week.
That's, we might be there until next week.
No Coaches, no F3, no Calc.
And a BO3.
Oh, I was just like, Geo.
No!
Time loss.
This is a food chest somewhere.
Diving pressure plate?
Hold on.
It's actually probably enough, but like...
No, this is just a troll.
Get down.
That's L. That's L. This is an L. This is an L for sure.
Um, 20, oh, yeah bro. You know, like, you're, what the fuck?
Um, I need a, I need one of those.
I need to get a diamond-
Diamond shovel.
Uh, okay, I can make an-
Ah, no, I can make an axe.
Right?
Sure, let's just send it. Let's see what happens.
Um, boat.
And then...
Bread, off-hand bread.
And doors.
Doors, and let's just go.
Let's just fucking send it, though.
Gonna make one more bread, but whatever.
Looks for a ravine. Maybe right here. Maybe right here.
W ravine, I need a thingy, maxman what do we think?
Wow, they're ahead of me and I'm stuck!
I lost this Ellie person a few days ago, didn't I?
Ellie loves you.
Oh
This is so bad go go go
Um, yeah.
So I'm probably like fucking with your eyes a little bit.
It's alright!
I see the fort!
I see the fort!
That's why we do that by the way.
Because we like the cheat.
Uh, how do I get this without dying?
Oh, how do I get this without dying?
This seems bad.
This is bad.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm trying my butt.
No armor? Is that cold by the way?
What the hell?
Come on.
one. Oh fuck off. Oliver, like. What the fuck?
Um, I need how many curse do I have?
I don't need all 12 of these.
Let's just do this, we'll do like 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 6, 7, and then you guys can have
a rest.
Um, let's just like do that.
He's pregnant by the way, who, 6, 7, 9, 8?
What are you talking about?
Who's pregnant?
Oh, me, I said that I was pregnant earlier, you're right.
six seven oh me I said I was pregnant earlier you're right
um, here is some bullshit, oh my god, my god, I need some gold, I need gold, I need
some of this gold back.
soon.
Trouble mister.
Good enough.
What the fuck?
All such a bad fucking run for me, bro.
Probably should have craft my brain.
Not even a-
I could have.
I know I threw string here. Hold on. And arrows.
You both of them.
String good?
Okay, we can leave once I get more pearls, I think.
So, I only got 16 pearls, but surely not, okay.
Don't hit a fucking button, bro.
Like, smart.
Are we out?
No, we're just gone.
Just go go go.
Pick up the pace.
Where'd I see it?
I saw it somewhere, right?
No, I definitely did.
Which side did I bridge up on?
That way, that way, that way, that way, that way, that way.
Oh, it was where I was!
I should probably do this too.
I think we go up?
Oh, please, please, please.
Don't fucking embarrass yourself.
There's a solution to this!
There's a solution to this.
Yup, 4 chest seal, only us gold gamers would know that one.
These trades are crazy.
was so or it made my girlfriend taller with a cat just now holy you have a
keyboard
of you rates okay now we gotta get freaky guys
Now we got to get freaky. Just, just, just give me a max win.
I should have just hung portals.
Wow, I'm committed now.
I don't have that many pearls either.
Oh, this is so bad.
I can't even, no, I think I'm like committed to this now.
Two pearls, bro, you're assuming I have no breaks.
You're assuming I get no breaks.
Oh brother.
How did he get back to the Bastion?
I think my opponent died, which is good.
But, um...
Rates are fast, so...
I checked this already, didn't I?
I checked this one too.
Alright, um...
can we get some hara slopp soon I'm starving I need my slopp
thought there was lava beneath me guys
thought there was lava beneath me y'all
thought there was lava
I need this, no I didn't, let's just take all the fucking, it's such a good pace bro,
That's such good pace!
Oh my god!
You like good pace because you die or because you left on...
Yeah, but like bro, even then like...
I think this guy died 100%.
I could have gone under
Like i'm sick of like this lovely propaganda has gone too far and it's actually pissing me off
Um
Fuck man like
I'm such an ugly chud bro, like why does anyone even fucking talk to me?
Oh yeah, just blonde from the other dimension.
Yeah, great bro.
I bet you I messed up the batch this time.
I bet you I messed up the batch next time.
It's like on this one, right? Yeah.
I don't even know where my- my- my- my-
DAMMIT!
I don't even- it was like here, right?
It was like here.
I have to fix it if I do it this way, but this is fine.
I can fix one block, no problem.
Wait, I need to do this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this,
If you get these diamonds you can mine your portal. That's just not the play.
Okay.
Probably faster than 20 obby. I don't think that's true.
That almost just... what the fuck?
I
I don't really fucking do that.
that's it!
smart you press me off
Do piglets pick up gold nuggets?
Lock it in.
Like, I don't...
I feel...
Ooh, I can smell my rice cooking.
Mmm, yummy.
It smells quite delicious.
Uh...
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh, it smells very good.
Fine, I guess you are one of my little paul champs.
Come here.
Come here.
Nice, you're alpha.
Well, they said two or three sub, bro.
Very, very, very much appreciated.
Oh my god, I feel like I'm about to start floating like it's a pie.
To the rice. Yeah, there's a chance he died again, by the way.
It does not take this long to blind unless it's a fucking, like, gross blind.
Like, what the f... No, this is fun. Wait. Yeah, what am I doing?
All right, um, ah, shit, ah, high-spy.
And they're fucking bedrusting.
Like, why not fucking go for like the high-roll play, man, like, just send it, man, go for
like a good time well they definitely died too by the way they take three check
this out. Smart. Did you know? Smart. Looking powerful today, Sue.
Now you're going to say, super, just make gold armor this time, you know, foolishly
soon.
I didn't break that block.
Oh fuck, they're coming.
Wow!
I don't even...
This is all a disaster.
I don't even...
Assault to disaster.
Here it goes.
They almost just fucking cobbled my ass out.
Surely you can get your fat ass in there, right?
Fucking pussy.
I don't know which gold wall I know there were some that were missing but I don't
there's none on the left side I think right there's none here yeah bro I smoked the fucking dude
I'm about to be toxic in my post post match chat I don't care
what are they gonna do they end the most recent mid-off champion come on
I didn't die oh and there's stream sniping okay yeah Oliver like that's all the proof
you need right there now.
Like can we get any more shameless with it or what?
just oh so we're being toxic yeah okay bro so we're being toxic
Fuck
This guy really not die. What did he do for odd? I mean, I know what I would have done. I want to vote it down in the middle
This is so sad
So sad
Yo, pinkie next time on prime frat twist is 30 months donut hole is 6-4 prime and looney and JDB and skeleton
Thanks, y'all.
Wait, they didn't die?
They didn't what?
No, you must have lost the obby or something.
Wait, wait, pause.
I see your obby that you threw out.
Bro, there's, dog, your obby's right there!
Unless it's a replay bug.
Maybe a replay bug?
I don't know.
That's not obby.
Oh wait, guys, you mean the fucking obsidian right there
is not obby?
Guys, you mean the fucking bouncing obsidian right there?
That's not obby?
Oh my bad.
Yeah, my fault, my fault, guys.
Guys, you're talking to an Emerald One Peak Minecraft speedrun player, okay?
Mid-off's champion.
Like, we gotta fucking relax a little bit.
Okay.
Still lost to Ellie?
I think I lost to myself.
Wait, I gotta watch this back, actually.
Was I even close to lava at all?
Dude, that's so...
Why is there a fucking island here, man?
guys i heard my voice clicker click off
Wait, PLS.
What?
What's up bro?
Superd from Minecraft once the coaches get off VC.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Smart.
A few more shackles to the IDF, please.
Thanks, Neednaion and Margenie and Hollow Brew, and Twist and your Alpha Wolf.
You're the best. You are gonna crush these people. You are the best. You're a good person.
Please show your skills like I already won. I won the tourney, bro. I
Mean I got another one on Tuesday. All right guys. Thanks for watching. I don't know if I'll be live tomorrow
I mean, I probably will but I did say I might take a day off after this was done
But because I have the jerk offs on Tuesday
Maybe I'm live tomorrow and Tuesday and then off Wednesday. I don't know
we'll see congrats again King thanks sale like appreciate it
I have jerk offs every day and I still show up like you're right so you were
You're right
All right everybody peace on my head out
I'm gonna head out y'all
Um, I don't know I could go if if Ludwig plays Minecraft tomorrow
I could just take the night off and hate watch my wagon. That'd be kind of heat
I
Be kind of hate
Okay, everyone I'm out of here W raid, but I'm still out of here
Oh my god, let me switch no tomorrow to me snowed in
Fuck my dad will just go live anyway. We'll see. All right
Peace everyone
Fuck I forgot I had this background
Yeah, bye everyone
Have a good one, you know