supertf
powerful force not to be trifled with has once again made his presence known among the masses
02-28-2026 · 11h 48m
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Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
What up y'all?
helpful
what's going on everybody how we all do today
SMART
Day rowing slash turn stream off
Did I do it right?
I love you super
Stop smiling!
Duh duh
Sorry I'm just a jolly fellow
My bad
Ahem
Blahblahblahblah
Fuck is wrong with you what?
What I do wrong today
I don't think I did anything wrong actually for being serious
Serious
Greetings super-hard and how are you today mr. Sue um, I'm okay. I think I
Think I'm doing okay
Yeah, keep this a 60 months turtle except 25 months shelter this the 81th prime launch for this 23 months code this is 34 months
But uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
What y'all you're on overwatch, right?
Um, actually we have a sponsor.
I don't gamble, bro.
I don't gamble.
I do not gamble.
Yes guys, it is Marathon, but like I told you guys that.
Do you play any Pokemon?
I've said this for like days at this point that we had a Marathon sponsor.
Smart.
I
Get here I struggling to stay open just go back to bed. That's just not sure about it smile
But I woke up today, and I thought I overslapped I'm not gonna lie
Marathon it ends
Well, I thought I woke up and it was like I
Don't even I thought that was so bad. I actually like scare. I got scared for a second
How much did you wager on fantasy football again? I didn't wait or anything, bro
Actually dude wait, I think I remember wait a minute wait a minute
Wait, I think I was dreaming about something to tell you that according to my YouTube
I don't know I've watched 590 I don't know what I was dreaming about specifically 2025
But I remember I think I was streaming in my dream
And I said so like I
Don't know what was happening. I don't know all of it was like the very very end right when I woke up
Can you look at this? I I?
I said Paradox like if I'm deadlock and then everyone in chat was like question mark Paradox
And then I guess that like triggered some sort of like reaction in my brain like wait a minute
You have a sponsor you can't be playing deadlock
You have to get up right now so I woke up and I was like holy fuck that I oversleep and now it's like
I went fucking phone and it was like
1130 I was like okay. Well, I'm fine. I don't know why I was freaking out
bro I see so weird I don't know is this weirdest fucking thing ever looking
any update on the super T F merch no I do have I did I do have alarm set what
did he mean by this cake but like I woke up before my I just I don't know I
if I freaked out, I don't know.
Bro, 1130 holy streamer time.
Dude.
No, I'm not even gonna bother.
You know what? You're right.
Fuck arguing with people, I'm just gonna start agreeing.
I'm just gonna start agreeing.
Do I play Pokemon or so? You see the new starters? Yeah, bro. We do not fuck with Brout. I'll tell you that right now
Not a single one of us fucks with Brout
We do not care about Brout
I
Vipsy and Leonardo and mr. Dan mr. Dr. Zank Porter square
What's the
Sun
Smokanoi, I'm mr. Matreth and fat boy Destin
No, I'm the banana rue and twist and dragon ride or whatever everybody
Why isn't this chud in the mr. Beast cube I didn't get invited bro go back to bed
but we can see I didn't get invited to be in the mr. Breast video okay what do you
one for me you're not the big leagues anymore bro I'm not I guess I'm just not like that
I'm sorry man I'm sorry wait one year are there can you look at this what is
this but we do not care about no fucking route man you've got soft hands
I'll tell you that right now.
What did he mean by this?
So hard to play once all the blood has left my head and gone into my cock because holy
Holy shit!
Smart.
Looking especially handsome today, king.
What bungee hurt on the other side of the line when they scheduled today's sponsor strike?
I love you. What else you talking about other than money?
Slab him.
Uh, wait, give me a minute. Wait, I'm gonna find something.
Sorry, come back.
Is this a rerun? Are you fucking stupid?
Close the door nope not closing the door. I'm sorry, bro
Yeah, bro, no one fucks with brow man
My parents knew today I will continue playing resume today. Um, I'm such a thing about this though
Guys what do I do?
Because I'll have my sponsor but then by the time the sponsors over it's still gonna be light outside
So do I still play Resident Evil like immediately after or do I wait for it to get dark?
Close your curtains, bro. They are close. They're like they are closed, but they're not they don't really do anything
Why is my camera fucking blurry?
There we go
Jesus
Gotta fix my freaking hair man. I asked I need a haircut. I have so much hair. It's just so much
It's so long how much hair I have, bro
Why are you not saying bald spot, there's no bald spot.
I'm not fucking balding bro, I have so much hair.
Don't piss me the fuck off before I pummel you into the dirt.
I still have more hair.
2023 account.
Yeah.
You're probably-
19.
I think it's fun.
I think it's fun.
I'm enjoying it.
I don't know why some of you were telling me
to go third person as Grace though.
I feel like it doesn't work.
I mean, like it works,
but I feel like it's better.
Massive at shut head is lights are off though. I don't know
The FOV is asked I mean did you play village or did you play already seven like?
Yes, exactly, bro the game literally says we recommend first person for grace and third person for Leon
And I am not about to take away the devs artistic vision
Because of well, whatever because of what chat says all right
Smart
What if you really like marathon and just play that until dark yeah, I mean yeah, it's definitely a possibility
Yeah, for sure.
Ah, Lulu takes the prime sub.
Wow.
Pike takes the 2-1.
Relish takes the 6-1 prime.
Destiny takes the 2.
Ah, thanks, love.
Hi, Superarga.
I'm meeting Ice Cream right now.
Agri like Ice Cream.
Agri do you like Ice Cream Super?
Agri like Ice Cream.
Agri what's your favorite flavor of Ice Cream Super?
chocolate chip. I don't know. It's a good question. Why did you link me this? Scientists
have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s. Apes have never
asked one question okay thank you for that I don't know why I was in this but
thank you
No, it's an Aggie please.
Marathon time?
No, no, no, we have some time before marathon.
I've never played an extraction shooter.
One year of relating to a billionaire manair of dance
So
We'll see how it goes I guess
The lash I put all I did was put it like I launched the game
I played like the quick tutorial and like I just changed a few settings
So I didn't you know like audio settings and mouse settings and stuff like that's really it
so
This is gonna be like my first ever experience with an extraction shooter
If you are playing for anything less than six hours don't expect it to be literally any action
I don't know what the hell that means. I'm gonna be playing with my
I'm sponsored for two hours to play marathon
What am I one of my holding it's a broken sperm
It's supposed to be like connected like this like a sperm. Oh shit. My fingers covering it
You see it's supposed to be a sperm, but it broke my sperm broke
It ripped
The only man who can come close to Leon's unspeakable Laura first 40 seconds
Well actually, hold on.
We actually have a second marathon sponsored stream next week when the game officially releases.
This is the first one, and they give me a second one next week, so.
Does your shamelessness know no bounds?
What are you talking about?
Did you see the backlash of Tekken 8 balance patch notes for season 3?
They didn't have any patch notes yet.
I saw some changes that are making, I mean they look good.
They're removing wall splat heat smash and like they remove installs out like when you
when you end heat like you don't keep an install.
Like those look pretty good to me, you know.
Why would people hate those?
I think you should try Leon's hairstyle.
You could pull it off.
I think so.
Yeah, Mattia thinks that you want to order this for 16 months.
McRithon and Chrono thinks that you want to put it with purrrtuses?
Thanks to the two.
Why is Kami's game so good by the way?
So fucking good
guys the modern fighting games exist because of Street Fighter 2.
Oh, that's just how it works.
Yes, literally.
It's kind of cool, though.
What are like the most important when you think like important fighting games I want to go mention like Street Fighter 2 Tekken 3
Like what like what else is there?
That's got to be like pivotal
Super I'm so happy to catch you finally as a streamer always so late in the world combat
Super Smash Bros. melee.
Uh, Adorely? I think it's that Full Moon Prime.
What is this?
Bro...
You don't care about fucking Brout, man!
Oh, Marys.
I don't think I'll see most
Yo, Karomi thinks I have three months here too. Thank you much Karomi
The only man who could come close to Leon's aura. What is this?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie though fucking USA versus France Olympic finals
That shit was so he to watch is that what it's like having Steph Curry on your team for fucking how
How many years at this point? Is that what it was like?
God, that shit was so fucking tough.
I
On God, it's probably SF2 Tekken 3 melee Mortal Kombat 2 and Marvel vs. Capcom 2
You think so
What is this?
Today's forecast cloud with 900% chance of rocket landings and loadings from rewards.
This might be the worst possible time to tweet this.
What is this?
SpongeBob Wallet.
Nah, he doesn't even get the fucking air time.
Like, he gets nowhere near the air time the other guy gets.
Like you can't even fucking...
Like I'm not even gonna lie, I'm just gonna probably jump higher than fucking like Michael Jordan.
Oh I'm supposed to get this shit.
Oh look at this shit.
I
Isn't this guy a felon I think he quite literally is yes, I think he I think he got arrested for something, but I forget what
Dude, that's not a joke pretty sure he did
Yeah, bro, I see us all this one yesterday saw this one yesterday
today. Here comes the lash. I'll never get that excited for anything in my life. What
about when you get the notification that Super KF is
really hard.
I didn't know slime had to take that.
penis and they're using it for fucking experiment. I did not authorize it. I did not give them
permission to do it. They probably saw it. And they said, we'll have that.
I'm gonna piss back a tail to whatever it takes.
The medical system makes it take what they want while you can't fight back.
I'm gonna piss back a tail to whatever it takes.
Now I can see it over there in a jar, and it's a green jar, it's a green liquid.
Tell them to demand my penis be put back on my body using bolts, nails, gears.
girlfriend is embarrassed right now because they keep telling the truth very loudly in
this unit at UCLA, Ronald Reagan Medical Center, that what they did when I was under is they
took my penis away and they removed it from my body. Don't tell me to stop. Don't ever
for telling me to stop.
It's feature rich.
They took his penis guys.
That's what it is.
They took his penis.
Isn't that guy like 52? Eh, give or take.
did you get on stream early to discuss the war on Iran no it's actually just
Just be able to marathon sponsor soon.
Um...
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I got added for something.
Can you pretty please pick the poro? Super all.
Wait. Wait hold on. I think I'm fine, I should have read something.
Yeah we're good. I should be fine.
Can I pass a polo and he's too far?
I don't really feel like getting up.
I don't really feel like getting up.
Where is he?
Address me? What is this?
Yeah, I'm going back to Super TF.
Super TF is not a safe stream for women.
He is a big fucking pervert, which is not true by the way
It's not true by the way pervert
Is that all he says you can tell like just by the way he carries himself. He's got weird-ass fetish is known
I don't have a we what do you even like what the way I carry myself I don't even do anything
man
Bro meanwhile we got fucking asking MIPS asking if I would fuck her like no man like
Would you fuck mips?
Absolutely.
There you go.
There you go.
Hop on Mario 64 speedrunning, that's just too hard for me bro.
I'm good on that.
That's too much to learn and um yeah I'm good.
i'm good
have squeaks coach you now i'm ok
i don't really have an interest in speedrunning why i was 64
sorry bro
just not really an interest in mine
You know, I was nine, like, I was in a sleepover.
There was, my friend in his house had a football.
So you're my favorite fixture, you have time.
And clear it out in a while.
There was a tangerine that was like covered in blue mold.
I don't know why I was doing that.
I was nine.
One of my best friends was sleeping.
I took the tangerine through it full fucking forces.
Head from like 10 feet away.
hit him right in the side of the cheek and just a bunch of blue scores that
exploded out of it but he didn't wake up and I was just like you know that's
That's fucking nasty as hell.
That's actually fucking gross.
That's actually so disgusting.
Get to running?
What are you doing?
in a few minutes. In a few minutes. Are you playing alone or are you playing with someone?
I'm playing by myself
We're for you to be up so early
Is it my bad, bro
I guess it's a little strange
Bro, I'm just thinking about Resident Evil 9, bro.
Why can't Capcom just releasing new Resident Evil like every two months, bro?
Like, it can't be that hard.
Can it, guys?
Like...
Generate it with Grock?
Yeah, actually I'm gonna have to start making my own AI video games
Shut up man, what's your mile time? I guess I should launch the game, huh? I guess I should launch the game now
Marathon server slam
You don't have to, but I will.
You know what would be really funny is that the game doesn't launch, I mean I tested it
at all last night's like everything should be fine
smart
champ concord three-point champ
higher two-point champ we all love this
oh my god
Wow, folks are poochin!
Bungie!
Whoa!
Raring garlic 118.
Bang.
I hold on y'all, I gotta do a few things first.
My stream title must include, well first let's change the game to marathon, then we'll do
hashtag ad exclamation point marathon in the title.
Then I will go over here, and I will do dashboard, and I will do activity feed, no I will
do chatbot, I will do timers, I will scroll to marathon, I will turn that on.
Check commands, custom commands, marathon on, pin the message, here we go, pin the message.
Do I have to type this in? I hope I don't have anything that I shouldn't have here.
Purchase marathon and join me on call city. Enter. And then we're going to pin.
I don't know why I pinned that.
I'm manually un-kinned.
I think I'm good to go!
Is that everything I- oh wait no.
But you know what's funny?
They sent me a graphic overlay to put on stream to like show that I'm sponsored.
You guys want to see what this looks like?
Bro that's just like a- I literally could have made that in like five seconds with
like a text source on OBS. Is that tough or what?
Um, I think we should get going. Do I have to say anything? Yeah, I did say a few things actually.
already all fine I guess you are my little paul champ and thanks mr. game
make it tough yo what up guys I'm guys I'm sponze
Thanks, Bungie. Thanks for sponsoring this part of the stream. Appreciate it, Bungie. Thank you very much.
Um, guys, we're playing Marathon today. Um, this'll be fun. If you guys don't know, Marathon is a sci-fi extraction shooter
where you take on the role of runners to scavenge resources, survive high-risk encounters, and extract successfully.
Ah, if you guys didn't know, Marathon is built by Bungie, who also made Destiny 2 and the original Halo.
Now for me, this is my first time ever playing an extraction shooter.
I've never played an extraction shooter before, so I might have some things to pick up on.
But there's a lot of stuff going on. There's like, enemies and objectives everywhere.
There's a lot of stuff going on, so I think we're just gonna freak out. Oh, there's Twitch drops as well!
Yay! Twitch drops!
But you won't get them until the game actually launches.
Like you'll get it in your account but you won't get anything until the game launches.
Because it's just like a beta server slam, you know.
We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna get into it, shall we?
I don't know what this factions thing is.
I literally only played, I just like launched it and played the tutorial level last night.
Um, so I'm probably gonna get shit on a bit. I'm gonna be honest with you guys because like I said
I'm gonna play an instructor shooter. Um, but you know what? Let's just let's just send it. Shall we?
What is this established? Oh, these are like the six factions, right?
Yeah, there's like six
Everything runs on cyber acme? Or nothing runs at all?
Hi.
Hi, Oni.
Oh, I'm board navigational intelligence.
Think of me as a friend.
When you don't yet remember.
You may still be exposed to the unknown.
Well, you don't yet remember
You may still be experiencing some memory degradation from the damage to your perception matrix
But worry not she like rock
I'm here for you. Oh, you're from here
Per our arrangement you've come to Tau city to scavenge the ruins of a long lost human colony
Now that we've successfully calibrated you to new cascadia systems
Our next step is connecting with factions who will pave your services.
At GROC, who is she?
The Unified Earth Space Council is equipped with advanced faster-than-night communications
technology.
Colin DeRot announced he'd be able to reverse engineer direct contact with faction representatives
by calling up Earth and Mars.
Complete contracts to earn rewards and faction reps.
You must activate a contract to earn progress.
Activate the priority contract.
Hover over contract objectives, either here or doing a run for more detailed information,
helping runners in your group complete their contracts or new additional progress.
The Details button provides detailed information.
Where's the Details button?
right? Mailbox. Details. I see. So what I have to do? Defeat UESC and perimeter. UESC combat
units can overwhelm any encounter, avoid firefights in open areas, aim for the head and choose
your battles wisely can you activate two only one contract all right well shall we
wait upgrades available wait a minute where's my upgrades upgrades you can
unlock different improvements to enhance your preferred playstyle each faction
its own series of upgrades to explore and unlock. What the hell? Inventory upgrade? Loot speed?
Or fall resistance? Um, loot speed. Upgrading. Upgrading. Yay! This is too much for Super?
Guys, I'm smart. I know how to do this. Chill on me.
Wait, guys, I'm gonna play first. I'm scared. What if I get full...
Oh, there's also prox... Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Before I do anything,
let me just make sure I have my Push-to-Talk set up.
There is proximity chat.
Heh heh heh heh.
Push-to-Talk T, let's put up a tilde.
Alright, shall we?
Pick a shell as well. What is that? Shell? What is he shell?
your character not here
approximately chat is why at the moment
Are you lying to me?
Oh, proximity is why you're right, you're right.
Hit Tab.
What the?
Is that the cybernics shell that fits your playstyle?
Each shell below has a suite of unique abilities.
Fear is a false god.
Shells of a premability, a tactical ability,
in two traits.
Transform your arm into a cannon to fire a high power to enter potential that deals
damage and pushes targets away.
Activate!
Oh, Vandal seems fun.
Let's go with Vandal, shall we?
Wait guys, I'm scared!
Beginner?
Threat?
Very low.
Should I go beginner or perimeter?
beginner or perimeter I can't I can't go these one get it won't let me beginner
has no PVP we don't need we don't need that
items store your vault are not lost if you're limited during a run vault
capacity is limited, but you can unlock upgrades to increase its size.
Like, should I take some of this stuff with me?
Visit the Armory to spend credits on weapons and other items?
OH MY GOD, FREE ITEM!
How do I, how do I grab it?
Yes!
It's a sponsored quit?
We're just amuleting items.
Oh, guys, my head is starting to hurt.
Oh, geez.
The army is your primary of acquiring items outside of a run, each faction has its own
section with unique offerings and they have upgrades that expand what items they have
available.
Wait, so how do I shit like sponsor quit kit equipped?
Cosmetics
Let's go
Bro, I need like sleepy he's like he plays a lot of extraction shooters even though
Oh, I have crew fill on.
I mean, surely I'm not getting sniped, right?
Should I turn that off?
You will lose all equipped gear if you exit from the game and exit from your gear.
In perimeter defeat UESC, yeah that's my contracts, okay.
I have Crysis and LaBomba.
The colony ruins teach lessons.
Ooh, I like her slot.
Preach the sun to the center of hubris.
All right.
Unstable biomass?
Give me that.
Watch your heat.
Yeah, what happens if you overheat?
Can you just take not perform actions or what?
Cause I have a lot to figure out.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, good start.
That heals me like nothing.
Alright, good start.
Am I stuttering? Am I stuttering?
Wait, let me see. Oh, I am okay. Hold on. Hold on. I can fix that maybe actually we may
Hold let me try this real quick. It doesn't work. I know I know what to do
How's this
Better? No, it's still sputtering a little bit, I think, right? Or no, it's fine. I think it's fine. Fine? Good? Good? Good? Good? Good? Good? Good.
If it sputters again, I know how to fix it. It's fine. Tell me if it keeps going.
going it's better it was better when
cam was off I let's be nice what did I
do ammo crate
when my team is fighting I'm over here
like kicking my my team's already down
oh my god what does my F do again I
forget oh it's it's the cannon right
Report this guy no please don't report me
But he's that I should kind of cool though, I can't lie
DIY skin graph what game is it this is marathon
What
Holy
I'm down
To box wait, we're not where we all got down
But what do we do I have to just give up then no
Well, he's like suck it like what are these wires?
fires. Wait, I mean they're just lost everything. Do not underestimate the AI enemies. Alright
bro my fault holy crap wait so how do you change guy lost to the computer you
You would have watched too man!
Okay, okay, pause.
Guys, who here is smart?
Who here is smart when it comes to extraction shooters?
me okay is this the only gun I have right now no go to your vault so can I
put like a cannot edit loadout whilst all the spawns how do I see what's in
the sponsored kit it doesn't tell me does it
It's what you have on right now, all I see.
So if I move this to my vault...
Ah!
Well I guess I should just have it, I should just put it on then, no?
And just leave it like this?
Until you get loot, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay.
Warbub game, Warbub game y'all.
That's what you have, the burnt peanut is looking for someone to round his squad, interested?
Uh, I think I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna like, uh, learn the game a bit, for myself right now.
I think I'm still learning the game a bit.
This is a good place to play.
We're with godly Reese and meld scary.
Bro, I didn't realize the AI like they didn't they don't they don't mess around data card. I don't know what the data card does
Requires tunnels office key
What the hell
Nests elim I did it y'all
Wait, I'm on open mic?
Hello?
No, I'm- Ah!
No, I'm not.
You guys lied to me.
Why?
It has a canister?
You are?
No, I'm not broke!
I just pressed push the talk and then it- Stop it, you're going to make me angry.
Okay, just be careful, because apparently these things don't mess around.
wait I'm a trained killer now why is this guy in this skin f-tailer a
I
Signal Jammer, what does that do?
Like how we're already getting owned by the AI again
Is that a player?
Oh, that's an actual player, I just now.
Is there a solo?
Ooh, overrun AR.
Do I want that?
Why not?
Oh, I just don't know.
I'm like, empty medical room?
Oh, there's so many items I just have so much to learn.
Best gun. I think there was a solo it seemed like. There's a trunk here. While at critical
health your heat capacity has increased. Heavy rounds? A magnum? Well I should just drop the
bully SMG right because it's it's free and then I can get this because it's
like that makes sense the bully is good
I don't know throw your ammo crate do I need to we're chilling for now oh we
have to go to the the priority hostile the warden
Why are those looking so...
In this?
The game said you should avoid fights in open areas.
So what does my ult do again?
Can I check that?
Overcharge your movement system or just in the heat generator for your movement speed
and weapon dexterity.
That sounds cool.
What are the green thing on your map?
But don't we want to go to the priority hostile first?
It's not like important.
I feel like I made a mistake.
I'm like carrying my bum teammates. No, no, why did brother say no? Yeah, hello
Why don't want to talk to me what is it all these items do
I never really had some G like I should.
So like, should the goal be to just like extract?
But I don't have it.
I feel like I don't have anything worth extracting.
Do your quest.
Okay.
So I should prioritize the contracts then.
I'm out of heals, guys.
I'm out of heals y'all.
I wanna see my Ulta's.
Can I double jump?
You can't.
I guess triple jump is what I was trying to say.
Empty drink control container.
Unitions crate.
Smoke grenade, heat grenade.
Light rounds.
Altered wire?
If it's green that means it's got to be better in like what I want right surely
How do I throw a grenade that's just not what I was trying to do
How do I throw a grenade?
Oh my god, my head hurts.
So like, ahhhh.
Alright, how do I get on the roof, y'all?
Oh, maybe this ladder.
Yay!
Ah, five.
Good job, chatter.
Firecic contract fulfilled.
Yes.
Massive dub.
No, I have double jump,
but I was wondering if I could triple jump.
Okay. Now what? Question mark. So you- chat said I'm- I'm noob for the freaking warden
so I should go there. No? To the station? There we go. I'm getting it. I'm gonna pop
my old because I just want to see what it does it says it reduces heat used for
movement abilities and like you're your factor with your weapon or something
let's just try it
you can you get to just zoom around the map
Ah, this is a dead end? Okay. Don't look at me, please.
Is my team near me at all?
I'm a little scared.
What if I die to a player?
Bro, are extraction shirts supposed to be a little bit scary or am I just like...
I don't know, bro.
Data card.
I don't know what these do yet.
80 EB.
I'm so full.
Oh god.
Yo sleepy I was just talking about you bro.
I said you play extraction shooters and you would definitely know what's going on.
Cuz I'm a little lost and confused
Pretty
Alert profit opportunity detected profit opportunity
Well, why are you guys so buff?
That's it!
Huge!
I'm out of ammo with my bully SMG.
Exfil site!
Huge!
I just wait by this I think?
Question mark?
Extract with zero loot?
No, but I completed my contract so I should like an X fill, right?
Is that like the plan?
Loot the guys you killed?
I
Want that
I looted some stuff
No, okay good.
Wait, I missed- oh, I missed- oh, I see the problem.
Wait, does that mean I have to go to the guarded exfil now?
Geez
It's fine
Wait a few minutes for more exfills to spawn you see reinforcements incoming
What is this thing that follows me on my screen, what the hell?
Why does it kind of have a frowny face, you guys see that?
Stop overheating, I'm not trying to bro, but like sprinting causes overheating.
Wait, so this is going to be a scary X-Fill because it's like guarded?
Oh wait, let's just go to this one, it's safer.
I
Blame guys I want to win hello how do I get around this big mass?
I'm popping all that's not all I'm popping all
Silly this leads out yo oh my god
Stay back ugly ass spiders
Is this open oh I need a key oh
I'm just wasting my hole for nothing.
Alright, maybe if I just go around, how much time do I have? 10 minutes? I can get out of here in 10 minutes.
Oh, I feel like going down the tunnel.
Maybe I should, I don't know.
Sleepy, help me!
Goal?
Oh, there's loot here.
How many heals? I think I have one, right?
Just do the guarded one, um, no.
No.
This will open up and then we just wrap to the left.
I can make it.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
your boys extract the bro I blame chat chat told me to go loo while waiting for
the extraction and I thought it would automatically extract me like it once I
did it but I have to stay near it and then they left you behind so now I'm
on a fucking solo mission
What is that?
I mean surely this opens up right?
I mean I feel like I don't really have much loot anyway, but
But, ah, overheating sucks, man.
Get to an extraction and get out.
Yes, sir!
when sleepy speaks I listen thick skull surveillance lens
Oh my god, I actually did it.
Yay!
View map.
See, I feel like in a- in a game that- like, in a non-PVE lobby,
once you pop your X-Fill, that's probably gonna draw a lot of players to you, you know?
I mean, it's not a PvE lobby because I killed one guy earlier, but...
I'm not going to miss it again, shell.
Oh, wow, that's a really tiny ring to have to be in.
It's huge.
Ex-cult-rated.
Sorry, how did this guy have an inventory value of 1200 and mine is only 657 and I was on
the map for like three times as long as he was?
What the hell?
Oh, but I'm leveling up.
Silk is a rewards pass currency that's used to claim pass rewards.
You want some silk each time you reach new season level.
Yay!
Rank reward available.
How do I check my rewards?
Visit faction for claim.
Whoa, look at all my stuff I got.
Exfil successful.
Rank rewards.
Flame rewards standard rank-up rewards. Yes
rank three rewards contracts
contract complete plane
Well, I got a new gun
Attention, runner.
Town 34 is off limits.
The planet is colony and all connected resources are property of the Unified Earth Space Council.
Under UESC law, you are trespassing here and have been marked as an enemy of the
state.
Theft or data harvesting of this protected system will be medically forced.
Final warning. Surrender or face extermination.
Oh.
Compt of length re-secured. My apologies, friend. The UESC was able to briefly access our neural interface.
Yeah, I noticed that.
Out in the cold, dark, deep of space, the UESC holds no real jurisdiction.
Some of these people hold them to their petty laws.
Neither should you be.
I've repurposed the communications technology you collected.
I've never had to poop mid-sponsor before.
And I'm only 40 minutes into my sponsor.
The UESC is interfering with my attempts to establish contact.
Please address the source of this disruption.
What do I do about this?
Should I ask them if I'm allowed to poop and then just add like time that I took during my poop break?
Show objectives.
Sabotage a UESC content in North or South Relay.
Okay.
And then I can upgrade my vault.
Uh, so I want to upgrade my vault.
No, I can't. I have unstable diodes.
Increase data card credit rewards that sounds good okay just shoot yourself good
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Okay.
Sabbath- Sabbath has a UESC Com's antenna, shall we?
Let's get to it, everybody. Let's get another run going.
I can hold it for now.
Oh, these just customizations.
Whoa!
What the hell?
Guys, there's a lot going on for me here.
I can hold it for now!
I'll be fine.
Ooh, I can go to Dire Marsh!
Threat level medium.
Shell select. Rook unlocked. Rook can only join, run solo and comes pre-equipped with a basic one.
It selects Rook and it appears the equipped gear will be sent back to your vault.
Okay, why is he light?
I'll try Rook.
Random weapon?
the hell do contracts count as rook I don't know we'll figure it out I guess
they don't why did you guys not tell me this
Contracts limited to runner shells. Oh my god, man
It's fine
Also, this is threat level meat. Are you kidding me? I get
All right, man
Is it time to like rat it out?
Bro, it's kind of scary.
There's like, where the hell am I right now?
I don't even know.
Should I ping that?
Don't rat get active. All right, bro. I'll have a pistol like
Chill on me a little bit
I just took out the cops basically
My knife is strong.
Help me.
and
I got a big one
walkbox key
Advanced mechanics kid depleted cardio kick oh jeez
bro why does this one with a pistol like what what is this guy
because you're risking nothing yeah but like I what if I wanted someone to put
that X-File that I pinged are you kidding me
I want to get into an actual gun fight well I get smoked if I did that
I thought I just used
I just wasted one, I don't even know what's happening, oh jeez Louise, what is this thing
Why is it like li-
I'm scared.
This gun is so big, like it's so flat.
Give me in.
Ration certificate, give me that.
Oh man.
Yeah, I just noticed that I lost ammo because I reloaded like before it was empty.
I didn't notice that actually, believe it or not.
Am I just like, give me in here.
Oh
You
What I overheated from that was otherwise those enemies
New X-Fill online. Well, I'm just gonna go to this extra. Well, like I feel like I have no loot for this X-Fill am I crazy?
I guess I'm picking up some stuff, but I
Shouldn't have done rough cuz I want to get my leg contracts done. I feel like contracts are like the most important thing, no
Oh my god, I'm about to get into a firefight
I didn't mean it
This is somehow Sleepy's fault.
I don't know I don't want to be I don't want to be
no gear that's probably an issue
What I said would you say I muted you don't worry about it bro
I have so much stuff. How are you supposed to know what what the is this like easy for people that they play extraction shooters?
Yes, there's nothing simpler. Nothing simpler, really? Nothing.
Alright, so what ammo does the scar use?
Does it say?
Bottom right?
Oh, it uses this.
It uses...
And then I guess we should get some heels, maybe.
Some valence lamps.
I can't even get my backpack.
Hi, SuperTia.
Hi.
Guys, how's my- how am I looking?
How's my- how's my stuff looking?
Patch kit and shield charge will be in your inventory every time
How's my inventory look is it solid
Are we looking y'all
That's a lot of loot you want to give away.
Man, I'm not gonna fucking die.
All these visuals are so like, I'm scared a little bit, you know?
Your gear is at risk.
Here we go.
Sabotage at UESC comms in to North or South Relay.
I don't know how to do that, but I'll figure it out.
This is the wrong map for it.
Alright, thanks for telling me guys.
There y'all
You chose that yeah, but
Can I shoot him?
No, I guess not.
Hello?
There is voice chat.
There's nobody talks.
I don't know why.
Maybe they're scared of me?
Yo, what up, bro?
I was just going to reduce healing for three minutes.
Wait, is my shield the one on top or the one on the bottom, by the way?
Mechanics kit? Does that help?
Top. Wait, so do I need to use a patch kit?
I have reduced healing.
Oh, what is hitting me?
What is going on?
There's no way these things are jumping up there, right?
Stupid ass spiders.
virus pack does that reduce my
Ads buffering and hostile data data corruption. Oh coordinate data pad at yoink
Well, do people like usually camp out in buildings and like extraction shooters
If you're bad, yeah.
Bio research.
Why did you, why did you open this?
Oh, it's a gun fight.
Wait, are we at the third party?
Hold on now.
Wait, so the top, wait, so.
Top is my shield, so I wanna juice that up.
I mean there's just no universe like I was alive by the way.
What if I ult and run in there?
I got one.
Where does he make go?
This guy lost?
I killed all of them, I killed all of them.
Sniper
Pepperoni down
Wow this guy has so much stuff
Is there anything worth taking though?
The gun?
But I have a gun.
A lot of trash?
Like I'm full on loot already!
Depleted patch pit?
I don't...
20 minutes remaining.
You have to turn these full of heals, not even loot.
Stop it.
I need, bro, I need Sleepy.
Sleepy, help me.
Are we going to the coordinate data pad?
I want to snipe somebody.
I want to blow someone's skull off.
Drop the gray heels. Yes, sir.
UESC reinforcements incoming. What? UESC reinforcements?
I think I'm gonna ping an X-FIL and try to get out of here.
I thought so, man.
Just ditch them? I like that column.
Jack Frost is about to die.
Oh god, I'm scared.
Help me!
why is there no one here fear 10 seconds
Oh, I'm so talented, man. It pissed me off.
Hashtag expoltrated.
Sleepy, are you impressed with my, uh, my gameplay?
Surely I had the highest value loot there, right?
Oh, yeah.
massive wait so hold on I need to go to which north or south relay is that in perimeter for
my contract? I feel like I don't need all this shit right? I don't need these. Move to
The vault is left click, but it's not working.
Heavy rounds?
Don't need that, don't need that.
Like, how many heals should you bring into each run?
You probably don't need more than like two of each, right?
Like you can find some.
Does that make sense?
A one stack?
Yeah.
Alright, let's go, shall we?
If you plan on fighting, bring more?
Well, I mean, if I don't miss, and they just, you know, like my movement's better, they'll
not be fine.
Whatever the biggest point it just is for Lute, you better run there this run.
You know, I don't know I don't know how to determine that like am I just a new but
Yeah, I don't know the visuals are really cool. I don't know. I'm a big fan of like
Kind of like freaky or like creepy stuff or like off settling like unsettling stuff
And thanks quantum, I think bro
Yeah, I'll do my contract and then we'll see if I can figure out what to do
Perimeter
All right
First things first, where's my north or south relay?
So I gotta go to south relay, which is right here.
Yeah, what up Dragon Handler, that's a tough name, bro.
Hello? Why does nobody got a mic in this game?
I wonder if I'm using the wrong input for my mic.
Blue! Amygdala drive! Give me that. Give me that.
Wait, so how do I sabotage their comms antenna?
Whoa, whoa, there's a lot of stuff here.
I don't know what I'm picking up.
Look around till a yellow ping shows up.
Roger that, boss.
What the hell?
Is that a person?
No, it's UESC.
What the hell?
Why are they running the walls?
Are they stupid?
I need to heal, I need shields, shoot me up, oh there's too many freaking hostile, yellow,
That's what I need, right?
Ooh, I'll probably have that.
Ooh, but I can bring it with me.
Is that a good idea?
Ping it?
Wait, I think I'm going to give that to my teammates.
You think they deserve that?
What are you talking about?
Let me sabotage their antenna real quick.
Simple.
I see like there's a green stuff or purple stuff too.
I want a purple thing.
Is this cross play?
I believe it is cross play, actually, yeah, I do.
I do believe this is cross play.
I know I need these unstable diodes for something.
I kind of forget what though.
Are we going to these cash coordinates?
What is that?
You need to see reinforcements incoming.
Do I have a?
Oh, that's what, oh, oh, oh.
So, okay, because I got the amygdala drive
and so now that'll let me get into the IK.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I gotcha.
I understand it.
Okay, what's going on?
I'm wrong, oh, okay, well now I have Toxin on me, wonderful.
Wait, I have something that cures Toxin, don't I?
Okay, well I did.
Wait, wait, so what the hell is this?
Advanced storage?
I'm able to mimic biological memory response.
South Relay Core Storage. Lock rooms, the locks are higher.
What?
Guys, I'm confused.
It's just loot? Oh.
I knew that.
Well then, who got these cash coordinates?
Is that one of my teammates?
bwb
um
well what if I just go to the cache and take everything first before they get there because I deserve it
Thoughts on that?
Oooooh!
I got a coordinate data pad, what is that?
One of two data pads required to identify the location of a hidden cache.
Wait, so I need the second one?
Oh, the cache is over there, hold on.
Oh my god, we're about to get a max win.
win but how do we get in there
anyone is sniping jump him or just don't
Did I run faster with my knife out?
Are they going the right way or am I going the right way?
How do I get in the tunnels here?
Curious.
Why do you say that?
Curious.
I'm curious.
Shields to play in.
Don't do this.
Kind of scared.
What tunnel office key?
What?
Oh, but this is opened.
Wait a second.
Oh my god.
I found it.
I think we're at the bonsai, valuable.
Ooh.
Nameless organ?
EMP, you're gonna bolt thrower.
Like, I'm doing a lot of stuff.
How do I drop this?
Wait did I pick up the purple thing?
Where'd it go?
Oh backpack full.
Shit.
Oh a backpack full of shit.
Whaaaaaat?
Bro, there's so much stuff here.
I think I want that. How many spaces is it for?
drop some way okay I don't need you you I think I need the diodes but I don't need
thinking you you and then I can pick this up max win that good is that I
did I give everything I that's good here I think I let's X Phil let's get out
of here. Oh wait I need, I dropped my ammo for this gun. Mmm, hold on. I need the heavy
rounds, I think. So let's get rid of, uh, boom. That for the heavy rounds. Huge. Well
If I could if I could jump then I lose my shit. I'm gonna be so sad
I'm just going to X fill me personally if it all goes bad. I'll meet you right here
My team looks like yo, what's up, bro? We're going to the catch
Wait, can I go through the tunnels to get to the X-Fil?
Like, can I go down here?
Don't know what that means.
I think I'll pass.
Why is no one calming?
I wonder if my mic is set up right?
Hello?
So how good is this blue gun I found?
gotta be good right like um this will go down here and then get out first time
I'm trying to burp, you know what is live, bye.
It's good actually, I like that.
I'm gonna heal up, cause I don't wanna get jumped.
I, oh I can't hear you guys.
What the hell?
Are you sure you're talking?
Can you hear me?
The story is off.
Is it something wrong with your stuff?
Yes, we hear you.
What?
Wait, maybe I can fix this.
I think my output device is broken or messed up.
Why are these AIs so tanky?
No, my input is fine, my output might be on the wrong thing.
I just ran past all those guys
I'm trying to help them out
I'm not the X for them
Bro, I can't die I have good stuff
Hey! Leave crew and continue to home report. Are you sure you're gonna leave the run? You
will not run subsequent co- WHAT?! Oh my! I didn't know! Oh brother. You can? It says
because I don't get my contract rewards.
Oh, from there? Oh, but they didn't even finish their contracts.
Never mind, we outta here.
What?
Leave crew and return to lobby.
There we go.
Wait, check out that inventory value.
Huge.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Connection to soul complete.
Well done, runner.
Reminder, your partnership with cyber acne systems entitles you to a permanent backup of your
Fix the audio, what do you mean?
Wait, why did they put it up there? I'm going to put it down here.
There we go.
Their individual interests will aid you in focusing your exploration of Tau Setti.
Tau Setti.
Please understand that while rival factions may have competing objectives, they are ready
to reward lenders who prove themselves capable.
She kinda bad.
Because of any conflicts of interest.
You think so?
Shall we begin?
We shall.
Decrypt message.
Alert.
Decrypt message.
Alert.
If Chloric recently flagged you as a ruler of interest, this mini-corp is known for ruthlessly
optimized consumer goods and generous public philanthropy.
Don't worry if you're experiencing cognitive dissonance.
It's a common response.
Nucloric provided the marathon expedition with supplies and mission experts.
It still possesses legal ownership of these assets, and its representatives are in search of runners able to recover data and materials from new Cascadia.
If you come across new caloric's colony-era property on the planet's surface, I suggest you forward your findings.
They are especially eager to learn what happened to their long-lost personnel.
Okay.
What about this one?
I have a lead on some new contracts for you, Runner.
Trapsist Offworld Industries is recruiting.
Yeah, well, there's something really stupid.
Give me a second, though. Let me finish this.
Trapsist are a major financial factor here and in Seoul.
While they have legal salvage rights for Tauceti,
they also have a long history of conflict with the UESC.
Partnering with runners would allow them to avoid corporate liability
when they're interested in UESC regulations.
Aiding their efforts legal or otherwise will be very lucrative. I've identified some ways to catch their attention
Okay, bro. It's always been like so crazy to me how
How little space audio takes up compared
To like video
Is that dumb at all, does that make any sense?
I don't know how to explain it,
like everyone knows video takes up so much more space.
Like everyone knows that, right?
But to me it's just crazy how much smaller
condensed audio is compared to video. You know what I mean?
Going to talk about the weather next or all right I'll just never speak again
I know what that sound is.
Acquire new Cal Employee ID from the Festivillian Columns
Hack Terminal Acquire Shipping Manifest?
Which ones do I do?
One or two?
You guys tell me.
This one gives me an extra shield slot?
I already have one of those though.
Two is very hard.
Not for a guy like me.
In dire marsh.
of unclaimed rewards in the codecs. Oh wow.
Wait that kind of goes crazy. Oh there's just so much stuff like all this there's so much.
I think these are all weapon skins.
I'm pretty sure.
Alright, so we're going to Dire Marsh.
Let's go.
Right?
Let me check my, um, ah, we're going to need some more shield charges.
Um, what else should I get?
Maybe some ammo?
Wait, so what do I do with this neural insulation?
insulation salvage exchange for fashion upgrades or armory items how do I do that I
Joved through Philly's other day damn you smelly. I mean you just didn't by the way
Two more minutes chat two minutes for what bro?
If you're talking about the sponsor ending, I started that at two
So I don't know where your head's at, but you got a lock-in, bro
Damn, they just sponsor anyone.
Why do you guys seem like I'm not like, bro, you know every sponsor always tells me I did
a great job and they're all happy with me?
Like, this is real, by the way.
Wait, so I should put these in my backpack because I can't really use this as no valid
mod slot.
Am I dumb?
Like where would I even put this I
Guess these is going the vault
Maybe I'll take an extra healer too because I thought I kind of knew I was running a little low last time
Hey, let's go
Do they call you a good boy and pat your head to oh
I put it in step 2.
Voice output device that I can check and see.
Hold on.
Uh, it's hard to let it have a voicemeter input, so it should be...
I'll throw my game crash for a second.
Social.
Hello?
Yo.
Yo, what up?
I'm not looking, bro.
Wait, I have my voice tracks, my voice tracks at the Tilda?
with the Tilda but when I do it it changes my weapon that's kind of annoying
wait so what the hell do you hack terminal at intersection complex or bio research
where sorry intersection complex or bio research on the intersection
You are kind of safe here
Keyboard mouse
Weapon swap where's weapon swap
Till the how do I clear it?
What if I just do the right arrow key, there we go, that's better, are we just gonna set
up here forever or what's going on?
Double click, yeah it's fine, that's okay, no, not a big deal.
I think I'm one of the best players in this game already.
These are literal bots?
Yeah.
So what I can't be proud of my own accomplishments or what what I got doing
maintenance I gotta find
Luba enhanced or rare ride sandwich
I don't even know what he just said
But why are they so far behind? What's happening?
What down?
This will be fun. Oh, yeah, please don't let me die like this bro
Bro almost just died to a bot
He said don't let me die like this
What I gotta get rid them I don't know what your contract is maybe
This is a looted loot enhance aware of our savage and mindless
You might I don't know if I had that contract
I just say sure also. Yeah, I think that
And there goes all my
wait can you get rezed by your team we're gonna come get you babe bro thank
you bro
but they're gonna take my sh they're gonna take my stuff well I won't
whatever
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
will remain stable for 12 minutes.
Is anyone on this team that's rip-bond competent?
Bro, I got- I got beaned. I- I feel like I did like a decent job of getting away, but...
I got owned.
Oh, well, that's that and there goes all my loot.
What do I have?
What are you, 300?
Should I use the sponsored kit for now?
Yeah.
This game good so far.
Yeah, we're actually all really enjoying this.
It could be
It could be step
Why didn't it run at them to those guys were on the roof we were like 30 seconds ago like they were stalking us or something
I got an Xbox gamer on my team, surely he's talented, right?
Bro, I don't know how to explain this screen just looks so high-def to me, like it's so,
it's so...
I don't know.
Look at that loading screen there. It's like so...
I'm looking at it in 8k. It's crazy the colors. Yeah, it's just so crisp exactly
Look at me. I'm so small
Intersection complex or bio research check it out
Oh.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
A little bit of hacking.
Whatever.
whatever. Alright now I have to acquire the shipping manifest in the UESC commander. Didn't
Did you guys see that guy's like kind of tough?
What is that? What is that thing over there?
Not as tough as you?
Okay, why am I getting nuked?
Okay, where's my team? I need my team.
Oh my god.
I
Use all my
I got this
How do I get the mana- oh, we got it, nice.
I just piece that guy up.
Scan and nearby stacks, shipping complete.
Oh, here we go.
You guys said this one was hard!
Ammo crate on G? Oh yeah.
What's on left?
Goodies here.
Huge.
Oh I just took everything.
I took all the ammo from the ammo crate.
Hold on, that's a troll for me.
Goodies here and nothing left. Don't worry about it.
over here
let me scan that QR code I think it's a fake QR code I don't think it's actually
a QR code sorry to disappoint you a little bit bro
oh fighting I have no sprint though
Get deleted, idiot chuds.
Wait, finisher?
I got you bro!
No, the third didn't run, my teammate killed the third guy.
W teammate.
I killed two, my teammate got the, uh,
ooh, that's huge.
Nice.
Wait, this gun is good.
Well, what, what ammo does it use?
Light rounds.
This gun uses light rounds?
Why are you hoarding all the loot, you greedy pig?
Because I clearly need it.
What?
I'm obviously the hard carry here if you can't see that I don't have to tell you
guys might as well leave some constructive criticism for the game on the during the beta
Are there any of these server slam?
Not flaming? Just some constructive criticism?
You can, but your sponsor will be revoked.
Okay, first of all, do I owe you to say that?
Engage.
I do think stamina is fine in the game, but the overheat thing where like you kind of you're
kind of limited out of doing stuff is a little bit weird to get used to in my opinion overheating
but you can do like two slides and then you're overheated which like sucks and now
Obviously my character I can hold and then I can get around that
But
You can upgrade it a lot, okay, you're right
Also another thing I would have when I got earlier like sliding down hills
You don't like like you kind of like stop if you're not fully down the hill
You know what I mean and that kind of threw me off you
I think you don't really want to slide too much because you also can't shoot while sliding
I think the only way the only reason you want to slide is if you want to like get around a corner
Corner like why you're being shot at
That's just my opinion. This is my opinion
Why is this guy so much more than 4,200?
I got rewards.
AI!
for the loss of your individual rights.
Rank 1 achieved.
Bro, I need to get more unstable diodes.
reward! Yay! Contract.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Mind matter. Go on to your mind runner.
UESC, Syac, Traxxas, Sekkin. Are you free?
Might is here on Talseti. Watching to see who stands up. Who fights back?
Sir, are you with us? Show us Talseti side. Leave your mark. Then we'll talk.
Why does everyone know who Might is? I don't know who Might is.
That was a mider agent under the pseudonym Gantry.
Destiny?
He's been executing a continuous attack over a neural interface.
It's a sophisticated hacking attempt.
But don't worry, I'm able to hold him off.
Damn, Oni, you're kind of tough.
I'm not going to tell you what to do, but it should be clear from this incident
that mider is unpredictable.
Mida. Challenge you to join their cause.
Hmm.
Wait, yeah, let me go back to my upgrades.
Someone said top right is stamina.
But, oh my god, I need 12 unstable biomass.
Oh, jeez.
Press R to track.
Can I track multiple things at the same time?
Oh, I can.
That's good. That's good to know.
Can I establish a link with Traxxas?
I kind of want to stick with Oni maybe.
Across tall city
Four
Well
The hell the lion?
Bro, these visuals kinda go insane, I can't lie.
Everything looks so high-death, like so crisp.
I have been officially assigned as your liaison.
As major investors in the original Marathon Expedition, Traxxas 6 to recoup losses incurred by the Colony's collapse.
We are engaging in a value appraisal of the Newcastle Media Colony site in anticipation of a larger resource extraction initiative.
Due to legal ambiguities, we have devised a specialized contract to allow mothers to operate as non-corporate temporary assets.
That is, extra-legal contractors. As such, you can assist in our exploratory efforts and be discreetly compensated.
Oh.
Chocks us except snow legal or ethical liability for any damages you inflict or receive during the course of your contract
Brother so many contracts
There's just so many
We got time for one more run
We got time for one more run.
I'm kind of following the loax. Yeah, we were all thinking this actually.
I was low-curcly about the download, where can I download the game?
Well, you can play Marathon Ahead of It's Release right now, actually.
Hop into the server slam right now on Steam.
And I think Xbox too.
And maybe PS5?
I think so, right?
That sounds right.
Yeah, look at this.
Oh
Hmm
Was
Yeah, what's going on not too much I
I set the smash glass and kill UESC members hey guys enjoying the game it's
pretty tight girl I can't lie it's pretty tight yeah I'm fucking with it you
know it's I came from the ArcGrader I've never played extraction to ArcGrader
I mean it's it's different but it's it's definitely cool I mean the combat's
It's way better here. Arc's more like a ropline game to me.
I would honestly, I would say the same.
And you know what, I played a shit ton of Destiny so the guns feel familiar.
I didn't, I thought a little bit of Destiny done this. Played Halo.
This feels like, kind of some of the newer Halos.
Little mix of Halos and... almost like 8th.
You said not Halo, T-Mates.
You guys in the same...
I got bored and walked pretty quickly. I don't know. I guess I'm the outlier though. Some people love it.
I mean it's definitely a good time, but I don't know. I feel like recently...
It feels very casual. Yeah.
It feels like too casual for me. I just don't want to fight people in there.
I feel like I'm dying behind a wall five seconds after getting shot. I'm just like, what the fuck's going on?
Yeah
That's the one thing I will say about this game
I was I don't feel like I run into people as much as you do in our graders, which
Yeah, I'm assuming that's that's a gear problem people dying to these robots and shit
Listening guys people aren't really good at this game yet. Let's you get good. It's gonna be
Yeah, true.
There's my contribution to the to the conversation. True. Let's go see what this question mark is.
Do I move faster with my knife? Oh, I feel like I do.
Now how do we shut that off? It's a great question, bro.
I'm going to shoot maybe.
Players?
Is there players?
I think so.
Over there.
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a
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What's the turret shooting against?
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm wasting my shield, George. Wonderful.
Wait, which animal do you need?
There's definitely players here, boys.
I hear my detection on it. I haven't picked anyone up just yet.
You noticed that I didn't respond, by the way?
Oh, yeah, they're over there. Over there.
I'm about to get active.
I'm getting close. Yeah, I'm looking at him.
Almost down one.
Got one knocked.
I think I knocked another one upstairs. One's in the building up there.
There's a guy right here though.
I'm gonna throw a cannon.
He's in that smoke, I'm assuming.
and i was like
i didn't even do anything
damn
what was i talking about, blizz
oh this guy has health
shit, what the hell
i just got killed
i just got locked
i'm still here shooting
is that just boss
i think that's
yeah
I need a lot of mid.
You guys want to check him out.
He does have an ammo box on him.
Oh, there's more bodies though.
They killed a team.
Yeah, that's probably why they have so much stuff on them.
I need to smash 13 more glass.
20 minutes remaining.
Yeah, there's stuff on everybody.
whoo I need these for my fucking upgrades
what is that?
is that something else for when opponents?
I did
I got two of the same
purple mod on it though that's crazy though
that is crazy damn
I'm looting it, I'm getting over it.
I'm looting it, I'm getting over it.
There's some bots.
Yeah, there's some bots.
These are all my shield charges, man, it's annoying.
How's that gun, or what?
What the hell is that?
Mm.
The fan is so good.
I need to like, ow.
Oh geez.
I want to like, leave this area, but we're kind of just like, sitting here.
and
does anybody know what these flare buildings are? what's up with the good loot in those or what?
I have no idea
it's definitely random like this is not the same
because i was just at this with my skin there's nothing
this is probably my six
really no shit
oh it's these
so if you have a key you can open one of these boxes
i think it's an anomaly thing
uh... what do you mean?
there's like an anomaly to pick up and you have to keep moving otherwise i
hurt you but then you can bring it to like this other place and it
give you a bunch of good shit you do yeah i thought so
i'm gonna miss shit yeah
let's see if there's another map right now
yeah you see like that uh
lorry park if you go there you find that anomaly and then
and then you bring some other place where it's like
kind of dangerous
trying to get up more glass bro oh shit yeah i mean i'd be down
fuck it we're gonna get some good loot
it's trying as well right you guys are kind of posy
I got a lot of slime.
What the hell is this? Look at this shit.
See this guy?
Now we gotta get around this thing.
It should be around here. You gotta find it somewhere in this area.
They're like a plot to kill about our night shit. They don't have time to be negative, but it's a sad thing.
It's a very looking thing.
It's got a big spot here.
I thought people don't work on Saturdays, but like
You know I hear shooting sounds of a team
Try mark them to the side
Think I don't see if I can find them
Oh right there team trouble spotted. Yep
I
Took on a meeting and get silly with it. They got undisputed
Yeah, they're killing lads
That's not a man
my teammates are nasty
is that all of them? I think so
this guy is still not down though
I don't know if that means anything
does he have a self res maybe?
yeah it's possible
my teammates might be freaking
I need some loot
I want some loot
I need some shields, honestly.
No shields bro.
I gotta use the small shields?
Wait, so what the hell is this?
Sir, secure your strongbox.
Tactical sidor.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I use it.
Okay.
Oh, pinged that's my teammates.
Okay.
Oh, pinged that for my teammates.
Can this guy do anything?
No, I can't, clearly.
I'm gonna break some glass though.
Need that for my challenge.
Oh, that's the anomaly right there?
There it is.
Yeah that's the thing I was talking about.
So I've shot down a game for like, one of these big dudes over here.
She had a bunch of bots responding right now.
I did, I got him as tanky.
Big guy, big guy, one-bar, big guy, pants okay.
Well, I should three more glass to break before we exfil or die.
That's all I need, man.
Just three.
Right, how far I've come.
My first run on, I died the bots instantly.
And now look at me.
I lost you, contract sustained.
Well, fuck, now I'm in the mid ammo.
Hey, I guess that bad work.
So once we pick this thing up, we got to take it to...
And we can't stand still otherwise it'll like, there's damage to you.
Anomaly, receptacle...
What's this thing? Alright, we gotta go there now.
Where did it go pink?
Anomaly, receptacle...
Algypond?
I just need some light ammo.
Guys, you're stressing me out.
Alright, no fucking ammo on anything, huh?
Nice.
Bro, is this like a...
I wonder how many groups spawn in one night.
Is this scope?
Thermal scope?
Um, it's six teams.
I looked it up last night.
Uh, well, I feel like we already seen like three teams dead, so I can't be that many more.
Nah, probably not.
Isn't this your last run anyway?
No, it's not my last run, actually.
Uh, definitely gonna be playing this more.
And I'm also sponsored when the game comes out officially next week again.
I was at the wrong place. I'm going here for my other teammates contract. We're a little
split but that's fine.
Are they supposed to be all spread out like this I
Just picked one up and it's telling me to go way back 153
I showed onto our place because there's receptacle and then there's like different shit
You gotta go to the receptacle
What?
What the hell?
My hair's just there.
What was picking his ass?
Should be right here.
I'm gonna deposit it.
I'm gonna deposit it.
Let's see what happens now.
So what are these other two things that I have right now?
Are these fucking like some separate keys?
Because I see two other objects.
Like, there's this objective that you're on,
I don't know, there's two other ones that I see.
Zero comms?
Yeah, I guess it's mine.
I think, are we supposed to do all of them?
Cause I see two green dots.
Did he not see him?
I thought that one just turned green too.
Am I supposed to wait for this, I guess?
No, I don't know.
Oh yeah, well I'm not waiting for this.
I think I'm waiting for this.
Oh no, bud.
What was he doing?
What was he doing?
What was he doing?
Well, I actually deleted that guy.
Oh, was that a Rook?
Yeah, it was.
How do I activate this?
I'll just wait and wait for this guy to do it.
Is it done?
I'm going to simple-stabilize.
Alright.
I don't know, I think now we take it to, what is that, I don't know.
Oh my god we only have 7 minutes.
Take it to, okay the map.
Wait, so I actually, I have two hidden cash things too.
That's what these are.
Yeah I see that, we can go to them.
Why not listen?
Don't we just finish this thing? Don't we want to do whatever the next step is? I don't know what the next...
I have no idea.
Coordinated data products. That's different.
What does it say on the...
Oh wait, I have it in my inventory. Stabilized anomalous sample. Worth a great deal.
Do we just take it out of here again?
Just do this so we can just talk into each other. He doesn't know how to act. I'm just chilling, bro.
Let's go keep these hidden caches.
See what we get
I don't even know I got this
It's only six minutes left
Yeah, we're doing NPCs down I
I think there's an X for me and one of these...
I can see it! He's about to cry from over stimulation!
Literally, what are you saying, bro?
What the fuck?
Huh? Where's my cash at?
What the fuck?
Is that a bug?
Possibly let's go to this one
What's going on there
Hey
Oh, there's a bunch of shit.
That one's kind of useless.
Oh, a vault that worked.
Ammo pack.
I don't want that.
I don't know if anything here is moving, man.
I'm gonna drop that and that.
I don't think anything here is moving.
I think we start making our way to Exfil, thoughts on that?
Let's do it.
I'd say this was a successful raid.
I agree.
I agree wholeheartedly actually.
See Jai, he thinks I'm funny.
You're not he left
I think we might be the last fucking team in here. I think so
How about you bounce on nothing you are a jester in his castle
Oh, this pistol is terrible. We're still gonna pick this up. This thing does nothing.
Oh!
Another bunch of enemies up there.
They don't want it.
Oh, shit.
He wants it.
He does.
Oh
Fuckin dead a lot of damage
Back right here
I
Like I can hear the gun echo through this guy's mic
What you did was Jesus
Wow
I mean guys who's impressed with my performance?
Nice, got my reward too.
Huge.
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Go shit, my desire poop went away, I don't know what that's about.
alerts real quick? Now tell us your real thoughts. What? That was good. That was fun.
Why are we- what are you guys talking about?
It was fun, did you play more? Yeah.
Yep, that was good.
Is it called marathon because it is a test of endurance to play?
Don't know that means.
Every single menu and scene looks like they stole the worst parts that everyone hated from Watch Dogs 2.
Guns look like they say fish are priced by DARPA on the side.
You don't even have to poop anymore because the game siphoned it directly from your body to power this gaming experience.
Thanks, Bungie. Another game to disappoint my dad and make him angry when he comes home drunk.
I knew I could count on you.
I mean, I just have to disagree with that, don't I, unfortunately?
You'll definitely be playing more of this game off stream.
I have to disagree with that, don't I? That anime just set in.
I mean, honestly, sleeping when I play it, if sleepy wanted me to play with them, I would play with them.
Guys, I mean, it was fun, right? Like, we all liked it. Didn't we?
smart that game was some shit we all liked it
thank fucking god that was the worst boring slop I've ever seen
I liked it. Hell, I loved it.
Oh, I loved it.
I think the character designs are really cool, but the gameplay looks clunky.
Bro, the art, the artistic direction is actually really good. I can't even lie.
Yeah, that was cool too bad. It's a waste. What are you guys? I just can't, I can't agree
with what you guys are saying, I'm sorry.
I have, I have, I have some constructive criticism I said.
The heat system was kind of annoying and sliding sucks.
You only want, you literally only want to slide if you get shot by someone that you
don't know where it's from and you're close to a corner.
That's the only time you want to slide, I think.
Yeah, I know you guys said that I can upgrade the heat. I know, I know, but when you're early...
guys why do we have to be so negative about about every game like can't we be a little
more like, you know what I mean? Like why are we gonna be so so negative about it?
Because I actually hate Bungie and the people that play their games. What anime?
You'll be pleased to find out that we are, I got another sponsor for Marathon
Next week actually, during the official release of Marathon, great, I'll be here.
I think it's coming back again, but like I don't know
Coolness takes the prime, Topkin takes the 20 bits, um, that's why I'm like kind of AFK'ing
right now, because I feel like I'm gonna have to take a shit, I think I don't, I think
I think I'm turtling? I don't know.
Actually, I think it's coming out. Everybody.
Um, actually, it's shit time.
This is a 1998 data production U.S. Food Packet Long Range Patrol, or LRP.
Number two beef stew this one weighs one pound 1.1 ounces or 484 grams and it
contains 1,560 calories. Let's give it a look.
Okay so right off the bat oatmeal cookie chocolate covered with that beef cocoa
beverage powder. It feels like it's just fine. Both of those look good. Reasonable shape accessory
packet and spoon. Candy 5. All this stuff is 1998. 323rd day of 1998 for this.
This cocoa beverage color feels fine.
Contains 190 calories, 2 grams of fiber, 2 grams of protein,
we have vitamin A, vitamin B1, B6, iron, vitamin C,
vitamin enriched.
This one looks to have held up.
The oatmeal cookie chocolate covered.
8 grams of fat, 19 grams of sugar.
It's not too bad.
calorie dense 210 calories for a thing. Beef stew cooked dehydrated and this 4.94 ounces or 140 grams.
It's one of the larger freestride mains in any U.S. ration. This generation granola bar.
We'll see how that held up. Not bad. All right let's get this out on your trip. Nice. Okay let's
Let's first turn it off by checking out that main.
Nice hits.
Fantastic vacuum seal.
There's the leak.
Just ever so slight beef scent.
I'm trying to work around if there's anything out of order there.
No, it's fine.
It's like perfectly lean beef and corn oil.
This one here has got a lot of beef in it.
I mean just brimming with beef.
Look at all of that.
It's high protein.
They aren't messing around.
like perfectly lean beef that's the way it needs to be to last out
gotta check this coffee out accessory packet
there we go
two toilet papers
Taster's Choice
Red Taster's Choice, wish me luck
It's early stages of webbing.
Early stages.
Cocoa berry powder, type 1 fortified.
Mmm, smells like some standard MRE hot chocolate from the era, vitamins, and a light cocoa.
This stuff is always great, look.
Chocolate covered cookie.
shiny it is that thing it's reflective long-lasting smells just fine it's
fresh let me just say let's get out of here
I'm gonna say, granola bar.
This looks pretty good. It smells like a cinnamon cookie.
Hmm, cinnamon shortening and oats. Look at that.
Looks fresh, now this.
What do we have here?
Score.
The best one on school look.
fruit skins that are in perfect shape. Look at the fridges.
These are the real fruit juices. Yeah, they don't make them like they used to as real fruit juice.
Check that out. Isn't that amazing?
Fruit juice from Concentrate.
Grape, strawberry, lemon, lime, orange.
45 grams of sugar, two and a half grams of fat. 50% of your vitamin C.
Okay, perfectly fine.
The pack smells like cotton candy. This thing is still rehydrating and really
you want to let that do its thing for a minute. That beef takes, it's like a 15
minute rehydration. You gotta give it some in. Let's go ahead and check out the hot
chocolate. That's a creamy hot chocolate. A creamy milk chocolate flavor that is
That is smooth and sweet with a really unique army hot chocolate flavor.
It's kind of grainy. See how it pairs with this.
Mmm, that outer chocolate is kind of chewy and perfectly fresh, a rich milk chocolate
coating with a buttery, crunchy oatmeal cookie center.
It's perfectly fresh, hasn't changed at all.
The outer chocolate is slightly waxy and chewy and the inner cookie, the canola, has a nice
shortening flavor like oat shortening.
Chewy chocolate with a crunchy oatmeal center and in perfect condition that is a real
shell-steel food treasure granola cookie bar hmm that is complex
Honey and raisin juice. With oats? Oh wow. Coming across a good one.
As I get sucked, budged chew, it's time to get this a look.
I wonder how much beef that is. It looks like a ton of actual meat and reasonable amount
of peas and carrots as well and potatoes. That is an impressive portion size. Very nice.
for the soldier that was on the go all day.
What up y'all? How'd I make a shit?
It's my second shit of the day actually.
I'll probably be over the third one later.
High-stow your content.
Peas and carrots.
And potatoes.
Really do pair up well.
It's from 1998, right?
Yeah.
Like, beef stew casserole.
It's kind of crazy, no?
It's missing one thing.
Pack of crackers.
I'm just stand here because it's just that good
super savory the beef has a good chew to it satisfying is Steve bigger or loads
your god. Anime what do you think?
Good amount of vitamin A, beta carotene, protein,
carbohydrates, and fiber.
Shock full of potassium, this whole thing. Well I don't know how I feel like eating
stew from 28 years ago. It's like a corn oil modified
foodstarch thickener mixed with like a beef broth along with the potatoes.
It is super satisfying. There's this like nice chew and a little bit of salt flavor.
This ration is from 98, man.
And he's eating the whole thing!
Now for the skittles.
Tastes like natural lemon. So does the lime.
Lemon has a prevalent lemon oil flavor.
This is how they used to taste back in the day when I was in summer camp.
Skills from...
Legit early signs of webbing in that left drink? What do you mean webbing?
That's just coffee, bro.
Skills from the 90s. Triglaminate pack.
The long storage packing design.
Old? Where?
Where did you see mold?
Held up pretty well.
Much loved from a utility full bit scuffed.
Reformal before the liquid very nice Spearman flavor is some of the greatest
chewing gum that flavor also is like a flash from the past from the 90s that is
fantastic you just don't get flavor like this anymore what's going on you know
it's like real sugars at a premium fruit juice also at a premium the code
It was designed to last the 10 year mark for if you needed some long term storage combat
ration food and stuff that's designed to last longer than regular MREs.
Maybe he's not going to drink it because it's mold.
What it was designed for really wasn't too bad.
It's just to be able to supply that much water on a long range reconnaissance patrol
mission where pack weight reduction is really important. Do you really want to exchange just a few
ounces or a pound or whatever here or there for these meals that require water that you need to
source the water for? It might be difficult or you know whatever it is kind of mission just to get
your water. I think the USMRE is more useful for all RP missions. It's very nice and with some
Well, I want to see the coffee before he pours it.
Wait, where's this webbing?
Oh, like this white stuff here?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, that's definitely mold.
That's definitely mold.
Well he doesn't drink it at least.
He pours it though.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Wow, so you only do a marathon when you get.
Wait, I also saw something when I was on the toilet.
I didn't watch it.
I didn't watch it as soon as I saw it.
I closed it.
Earclaps!
Flail versus Katana?
I think Katana wins this.
I mean, I think Flail is really good,
but I think it's just a mismatch versus Katana.
Maybe though? I'm not sure.
Guys, I can't do fucking preds on these because
you guys can just watch it before and then it's just like
we can't do preds on ear clacks, bro.
Yeah, like there's no way fluking with this. It's impossible, bro.
I can't do fuking preds on ear clacks. I can't do fuking preds on ear clacks.
Yeah, like there's no way fluking with this. It's impossible, bro.
Like, it's not fair.
Oh, BO3?
Wait, hold on, BO3?
I watch earclacks when it drops.
You got the post notifications on or what?
Yeah, like I actually think Flail is pretty good, but this is just such a mismatch.
I actually can't win.
So in a game to get priority access to your clocks, that would be tough.
I've seen this bro. Doesn't Calvin have this mod?
I think Kevin has one that's, I think there's multiple of these, because this one has weird sound effects.
I'll be ready.
Super, please watch this Instagram reel and confirm if this is true or not.
We already saw the TikTok for this one, bro.
Oh my god, late to class, man.
Late to freaking class.
Guys, I have a question.
Can someone explain to me what tongue tongue tongue to her is or sa whore, however you
say it?
What the hell is that?
What what is that he's a baseball bat that holds a baseball
That's great. It's actually awesome.
It's Italian brain rot?
Oh, Italian, huh?
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Do, do, do.
All right, now what, y'all?
Oh!
RE9, yeah, but it's too bright out to play RE9,
I feel like.
Look, it's too bright.
I gotta wait for the sun to go down a little bit, no?
Enjoyed the stream today, King.
Reminded me of this auger.
Mind if you walk out?
Contractor, no.
I will not bow to any sponsor.
Sorry, I feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.
Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me the beast doesn't include selling out.
Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?
About what?
It's like people only do things because they get paid.
And that's just really sad.
I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache.
Here, take two of these.
I kind of look like Rob Lowe, don't I?
I was just gonna say that.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
I think you're attractive on ironically, but like we have to draw a line.
No.
You don't have curtains, bro. I do have curtains, but like they don't do anything.
Like, they do.
But they're like, they're like trans-parent, like I can lift this up.
Like right now they're down, but if I lift them up.
Like, you can see it gets a little bit brighter in the back.
Ah!
It's banged my hand on the window trying to pull down my curtain.
Anyway, you can see it gets a little brighter in the back.
And then when I pull it down, it gets a little different, but not really.
Honestly, it's probably a good thing, guys.
I don't want to have like blackout curtains in every room of my house, you know what I mean?
Probably a good thing.
I've not played Arc Raiders, you're right.
You won't finish R E9 if you don't start now, is that true?
I have played 5.7 hours.
Hop on Marvel Rivals and ignite the battle.
We could ignite the battle.
Um, we can just play RE9 and then when the when the sun goes down we will just fucking
wait.
1995, 450 million views, medium?
Why the kind of stuff that cha-cha slides?
What the fuck is this song?
I have no idea.
Am I supposed to know this song?
I don't know what the song is.
I'm not sure if you've ever heard this song before.
No one's ever heard the song of that life.
It's a thanks song.
You are and by yourself.
You're not alone.
You are not alone. Michael Jackson what?
You might have heard of him
I hope you are doing great on this Sunday afternoon.
Maybe I've heard it, but like I'm not say it's not like ringing any loud bells like I don't
It's MJ you've heard it. Yeah, bro. I've heard of fucking Michael Jackson, but like I don't doesn't mean I know his entire discography
like what
Smart.
What is Michael Jackson known for? Never heard of him? I don't know, I think he played basketball
or something? I don't know. M.J.?
This is a romantic song played during romantic moments. He literally has no reason to have
I've never heard this song before, it's giving me a break.
What?
What?
To be true, this is like a late-arrow, washed-up MJ?
What type of person to say thriller is a underground song that no one has heard?
No, but everyone knows what fucking thriller is, okay?
Mansuper is a Twitter all so fucked. I just went on and manned.
Um, well my top tweet right now is a tweet by anime tweet that says four episodes left broken heart emoji.
And it's about JJK, Freerun, and Hell's Paradise.
So...
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Are we ever getting Call of Duty Black Ops like you promised three years ago? Or do you hate us?
Um, what? I don't hear anybody.
Magic being 40 and watching anime? Well, I'm not 40.
And also, what's wrong with, uh, what's wrong with anime?
My mom watches anime? There you go.
now right
Now I think we're gonna do maybe resident on nine
I mean it's gonna be to be like the light in my room smart
Well, no brother look how bright it is in my room man. You guys are gonna call me a pussy
I love you
cool 24-hour ban
ah thanks loves
please explain the Philippines beef
there's no beef
brah I'm getting a little maybe dude I just I had a coffee but I'm still feeling a little
tired do I crack open a Red Bull what do you think everybody
I'm amazing bad anim wet spot is kind of cool guy for a guy an ecologist
Maybe take a nap, bro. I would love to take an hour nap right now.
You guys don't know what smart meow.
Wait, everybody. Shills Nuke incoming.
Shills Nuke incoming.
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empty cans of red bull and smell them that's not a joke by the way what the
hell oh my god wait why is my can wobble is it bent oh it's bent on this
side oh fuck that's scary I placed it down to start it wobbly I thought it was
this fall over you will be called a pussy whether you play arena or not right
now so you are so rich by the game no one cares there's light in your room
okay people definitely will care but video from my home country thank you
big man. Oh my god Red Bull is gonna make me fucking chum. Cannot stand the taste of
Red Bull but really enjoy Celsius shit's fucking amazing.
It's not just classically in my home country.
What is happening here?
Why is the camera so blurry?
What's the answer?
I don't care about your business, Uwe.
I don't care about your business, Uwe.
Uwe Kall.
Pull a tail egg.
Uwe Kall, you...
Hey, there's a car!
Is that a fish?
Hey!
Wait, wait!
Hey!
You're going to see it yourself, you little...
Wait!
Wait!
Hey!
I don't know what they're saying.
Do you see this?
What is this?
A Seahawks fan ordered a Super Bowl half from New Era and when it came it had the Patriots
in grade on the back.
That's in the mail today.
I ordered it in two sizes to make sure I had the right fit.
They canceled the other size, 7 and 3-4, so I only got the 7 and 5-8.
Looks great.
that there's one problem
that is some dipshitery on another
fucking level
i have never seen some dumb shit like that before
so needless to say they got a skidding fucking email for me
what an insane crossover
activate level boy sequence and make these guys fall in love with each other
Wait, what the h- Wait, wait, wait, why is fucking- Wait a minute, what, wait, wait, what?
Coppio to activate level boy sequence and make these guys fall in love with each other in five hours, okay?
Don't be near each other, but- cause you're gonna feel it right away, okay?
You guys been programmed, you guys been programmed, alright?
Yup, much love, dude.
It happened to me and my guys, me and my guys did it too, now we're all boyfriends, it's cool.
Wait, what?
Okay, he's ran in the fucking team liquid or what you to activate lover boys
Oh, this is in Chicago
I wouldn't go in that part over there is to naked gay guys kissing over there. Yeah, don't go over
You got I
Alright, so I just played Resident Evil 9, yes or no?
It's gonna be light for a while, but deal with it.
Actually, when is sunset? Hold on.
Sunset today.
About f- we got 50 more minutes till sunset. You guys will deal with it.
You guys will deal with it.
Brole leaves his door open anyways like does it really matter what are you talking about?
Are you stupid?
Or dumb?
Oh, I love Red Bull.
Oh!
How does the daylight make you feel?
If you don't know what happened yesterday, or if you missed it, or if you need a refresher,
here's what happened.
We are playing as Grace Ashcroft, who is an FBI agent that was tasked to go find out what's
going on with these weird murders slash deaths.
We get there, surprise surprise, there's fucking zombies, and Leon!
There's this big scary doctor dude called Victor Gideon.
I take that first sip of Red Bull in the morning.
And he's probably behind everything.
While we were searching this fucking hospital area, because he kidnapped her and put her
in this like random hospital, we found this girl, found out her name is Emily.
She has glaucoma, so she's blind and can't see anything, but she was trapped in a cage
and there's also another girl who we don't know the name of, her name is the girl
for all we know. And she's a giant fucking monster who I assume was in the cage that was
next to her, but managed to escape. And then we met some guy outside of the hospital named
Harry on a helicopter pad and we went to go into this room to find the helicopter key
and now we're in a fucking secret underground base which is probably owned by Umbrella
Shocker
Are you guys caught up?
She has cataracts, that's what I meant. Sorry
What am I looking at?
Wow, there's anime and valus and yollie and hmx and kinko and ikura
Go like fucking love red bull man give me a sponsor please
All I'm saying is I think I like red bull more than fucking love wig does I'll just call out as I see it
Something is being extracted.
Disposal tank for emergency use only
Thanks to old next Red Bull he drinks but overload his heart if that's true anime must be on a fucking artificial heart at this point
Extracted a 2.3 millimeter sample from the 524.3. There's a blood collected from 115 infected
Sorry
Administered to Marie Hensley, registered as subject 1-7-0, subject 1-7-0 exhibited increased physical resilience, but failed to fulfill the goal of the experiment.
The subject showed signs of mental instability before escaping. Confirmed for immediate disposal.
Guys, the sun will go down before you know it. Okay? Chill.
do you wish you were one of those bodies stuck in the tube honestly i feel like i'd be pretty
good it'd be like warm liquid it's like you're it's like you're in the womb
Yeah, like the cube, like Viscous?
My neck just broke.
Do you guys hear that?
Grace Ashcroft, blood analysis. Here are the results of the comprehensive blood analysis
you requested. The genetic information matches the specified data perfectly. Oh, that reminds
me. What was up? I'm not asking for an answer. So don't answer my question. Well, I took,
I remember this thing, too. With the hand? What the fuck was up with this?
G-G-C-A-A-G-A-U-A-A-C-G-U-G-U-C-A? Like, what the fuck was that?
I really want to shoot it with the Requiem.
But I won't.
Oh, a helicopter key.
That's what I needed.
Wonderful.
The door locks activated, but the author hasn't deactivated.
YAY!
Yay!
Oh.
Well I have the Requiem, just blow his fucking skull off there.
Of course first I must initiate protocol
Victor can't die like that lock you can't kill me
I
Done it
Oh
Oh
Oh, Jesus.
Don't do this.
Wait, fat Molly, holy shit.
Ah!
Um...
Oh my god!
Fuck off of me!
Oh man.
What is this for?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, wow.
This shit fucking works nice.
This will figure this out from the beginning.
That would have been nice to have.
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
Oh my god!
No!
Oh!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh my god!
Honestly, I was even trying to say all I did was...
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming, they're coming!
Oh, I'm getting fuckin' blood spore, oh jeez.
Blats!
Grace, I don't think anyone's coming to help you.
I remember half of Leon last time I saw him, didn't he make his way up to like the fucking
top floor or something?
I don't remember.
I don't remember
I made it out alive though
Well that bitch
Fucking way
Hello, handsome, beautiful chap and handsome, incredible streamer on the table.
Yo, we gotta go!
You get it?
Yeah.
What the fuck did you do?
Grace?
Grace, what's happening?
There's no family.
I'm here.
I'm late. It's gonna get a little bumpy. I'm right next to you.
Hold on, lady. I'm gonna need you up front.
No, it's okay. I'm all right.
Come on. Come on.
Uh-oh. Oh, there are so many of them.
Shepard!
Well, how is her shirt not, like, dyed red at this point?
Uh-oh.
Come on!
Who's there? Looks like I'm doing it!
I don't know that's gonna hurt me.
I don't care!
Hold tight, I'm taking off!
How will they hang it on?!
What?!
Oh fuck!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Fuck!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
All that fucking work for nothing!
AAH!
Oh my!
Are you okay?
Oh!
I'll miss.
Wait a minute, Zaddy's back.
Grace, what is she going to do with this?
How lucky is Grace, by the way?
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
I just can't stay out of trouble.
Sherry, Grace is still here.
Yeah, found some files on the pictures computer.
She's connected to this. No, I've got a cover rifle ammo. Huge.
one of the
all of your guardian angels we on Kennedy
I'm not supposed to be in here.
God, he doesn't miss.
What if I shot that explosive?
Okay, I'm still here.
Come on, Grace.
Uh-oh.
What is Leon saying, bro?
It must be time for the evening service.
That guy's way too big.
Wait.
BANG!
I need to get a grace.
Show your head bitch.
Alright, it's in her hands now.
Alright.
God, Leon is just tough.
Okay, this is where I came from, isn't it?
Red Bull Mega Caffeine Barrier, and my life is yours.
All the savings I've made from fucking streaming and sponsors and everything, it's all in
your pockets.
Okay, so how do I get down?
Guys, where's my yellow paint at?
Oh, I'm just going to vault this?
What the fuck?
I mean, I didn't lay on this.
Excuse me
Stop
Stay with me.
Grace.
Leon!
Where is she?
Oh, this is Emily.
Help me, I can't stop the bleeding.
Hey, hey, look at me.
You're gonna be okay.
Yeah?
You can't stay here.
That should be the way to the water treatment plant.
It's our way out.
I'm your armed head, Leon.
I just don't give up.
Take this.
Get her safe.
Go. Now.
What the fuck?
We'll keep our friends busy.
This is my name. Wonderful.
I like to throw this at him.
That's where you sack of shit.
Get over here, bro.
That was a great pause.
There we go.
Oh my!
Oh Jesus!
Put them on!
Terry?
Uh oh!
That's not hurting.
Fished.
Fished.
I'm going to have to kill him.
Get away from me.
Ow, I just hurt myself.
I don't know what to do.
I'm going to clear up the left.
What the hell?
Shhh!
There, how?
What is that?
It's useless!
No, no, no!
Oh god, I'm dead.
Yeah.
Yeah, they have, actually.
Shut up.
I'm at a Red Bull! I want more! But it's probably not...
I don't need more, but I love that.
I, uh, got you something.
Get one from the fridge? I only had one in the fridge, actually. So...
Run!
Grace?
Already, guys, I said this yesterday, RE9 is a grace Ashcroft game featuring Leon.
It is not a 50-50 split, okay?
I've already said this, but they kind of already said this too.
They were like, what did they say?
They were like, oh, we want to move away from naming it
like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
six, seven, because like, they want to like do more things
with the Resident Evil that's not stuck with the main,
like, you know?
I think they started it with Village
and like, I guess they started with seven,
but like they want to, you know?
more isolated stories yeah exactly where am I gonna put
I can't see anything
seven was a soft reset but Chris was still there no Chris only shut up and
8. Chris wasn't in 7. Was he?
He was?
Oh, what the fuck.
I don't think that girl's gonna hurt Emily though.
The literal last scene of the game? I don't remember.
Fake fan, can you grow up?
It's five Requiem ammo?
The roof hatch is operated by the panel outside of the storage bay.
If power supply errors persist, you must restart the three power distribution units in the
lower area of the control panel, and allow you to operate the hatch.
Okay, three power distribution units in the lower area.
Why are they giving me so much shit, man?
I don't know what that means, like...
Open the hatch on the ground.
What?
We set the path...
Our distribution units on the lower floor.
We're gonna get the power. It's gonna be a great chance.
Great.
Fucking great.
And actual toil-polarists and bologna-jo and practical ghosts?
Fucking great.
I probably didn't take all these bullets with me, but I need to find those pyro units.
I know Grace.
Show her for a second though.
Smart.
Almost a funny number.
Six!
Six!
New meme?
What do you think everybody?
door that does nothing wait this is where I came from isn't it pretty sure it is
I uh, got you something.
Oh, chill then, I didn't realize.
Alright, I'm exploring a little bit.
Six, six, six, the number of the beast.
Wait, is this not the lower area?
Am I missing something?
Are there other stairs or something?
You look like my sister in that cosplay what cosplay bro, I've done like multiple
I was a ladder here
Why they give me so much requiem ammo?
I've found out why.
and
I see
Okay.
Why is it stiff
I thought
Come on
The movie is...
I
Know
There has to be one somewhere.
Talk to the lever.
Never.
Right.
Right.
I'm saying grace grace you got a ball a little faster
Nice.
Come on!
Come to the light!
Hey, dumbass!
Yeah!
Scared?
You wish I can't be on the fucking corner here, like, can we grow up?
How much does it get faster, though?
She just can't.
I got you something.
Smart.
She's fucking, how do you know, how do you know I'm behind her?
Or you're behind her, how do you know it?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Easy, that one was easy.
Alright, just one more left. I have 11 for it, so...
Oh, he's going to get some scared again.
Say me.
All right, we got some fucking light
Thanks Vic and Anonymous and Jimmy Carter peanut farmer and all NDR and Anonymous actually
think this up as well and Spellbeard and Lexie and Velora.
Thanks everyone.
Elevator all, I gotta go all the way around or something.
Nah bro, she can't do anything when there's light.
monster she can't if there's light she just gets owned
I lost the game because I was too late to get to where I was supposed to be, it's actually
kind of dark right here.
We're getting out of here.
Get out of here.
Fucking hell.
Come on.
Open.
There we go.
Get out of the fucking room!
Come on! Open!
There we go!
Why waste the bullet guys?
What do you think this smells like?
Hey, Emily.
It's me.
Uh-oh.
Surely not.
And me?
No.
Oh, no.
Wake up.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm going to help you.
I'm going to help you.
I'm going to help you.
Come on.
I'm going to help you.
Okay.
Come on.
I'm going to help you.
OK.
Come on.
I'm going to help you.
Wake up! Come on!
Oh no!
Emily!
I mean, bro, look at the blood loss!
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
Oh, come on, Emily.
Come on.
Wake up, Emily.
Come on.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Come on.
Do it.
Come on.
Oh
My god
You're okay. You're okay.
The God of Fear and Hunger is born? What's happening?
No!
Emily!
Emily!
Emily?
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! It's Emily!
I'm sorry.
Leon does not care, bro.
I wanted to save her!
You don't understand.
No, I never would have escaped without her.
This is all my fault.
Again!
Look, I get it.
Trust me, I get it.
But we're still alive.
We have to keep going.
I thought she was about to shoot.
Oh my God.
No.
Oh Jesus, the T-virus, oh geez.
Albus is with Enrich Grace.
What the fuck?
I'd like you to come with me.
Come with you.
If you last would you not?
Yeah, how we thought about the snakeskin jacket by the way?
Exactly where you need to be.
Who the hell's that?
Is that him?
I've been waiting for you.
Is that a swasker?
Who are you?
Raccoon City.
You're the reason for its destruction.
But you're also the key to building a brave new world.
I thought he died, but he died like two or three times.
What the fuck died like three times?
No way Emily died bro.
There's just no way man.
Sherry!
Hey, taking in.
Good timing.
Did you find anything on Elkis?
Not yet.
Nothing on the surface of the CIA or the Pentagon.
Maybe we need to hire Clarence.
I requested one.
was told to shut down the investigation what what spider orders from on high
we don't need you taking a hit for this I'll just go to home we're in this
together till the end I've always been good at working in the shop
Just don't do anything too risky, you know.
Me?
Never.
Oh shit! And he drives manual! Is that tough?
I'm gonna find Grace.
She definitely has something to do with help us.
Do you know I drive automatic?
Leon Raccoon City.
The end of the world evacuates immediately.
So why would Grace just agree to go with fucking Gideon, Victor Gideon?
She's depressed?
She's gonna walk in.
It's on Victor's computer.
Got it, thanks.
Right in the center of Racoon City.
What the fuck?
Damn! My fucking car is tough!
Damn!
Damn my car looking fucking clean.
When are you buying a Porsche?
I have no intention of buying a Porsche.
Evacuate immediately if you are in Raccoon City.
I urge you to evacuate now leave if you can
If you cannot evacuate go to the police station the nearest public facility wherever you can take it open you have and hide in the nearest study building
This will probably the last bit we will publish when I am the last raccoon times reporter
Thank you dear viewers for always put over the years. I urge you once more run find somewhere safe survive
Here's 200 bits so you can buy a Porsche yourself. You're welcome. Thank you, bro. I don't think that's enough, but thank you, bro
Have you seen my son? I just don't know who this is
so like is leon just breathing in fucking radiation since fucking you know
rockin' city got bombed is he just like breathing this shit in or what no
problem for him it's been 20 years guys just for clarification say do you think
Great. Nevermind.
You're cute, I'll knock it, okay?
It wasn't a nuke? It literally was a nuke, was it not?
It was not?
What?
Bro, did they really kill off the fucking girl?
Do they really have to kill Emily?
Can I go back in?
This is a one-way fucking trick through. I wasn't done exploring the other area, bro.
What?
What
Not my fault
did he like marathon yep we're definitely playing more marathon next week at about 2pm
again maybe on the same day for about two hours give or take eviction
I didn't check it was down here fucking nothing okay oh wait I probably just
come back here later no I didn't think like I'm so stupid I could have just
kept going I probably just come back to this container later
If not for Umbrella, she could have just been a normal city.
Yeah.
Now it's nothing but ash and memories.
I think a high guard did sponsor people, didn't they?
I'm like, I don't know if it's actually they did.
Not me though.
I don't know why, couldn't tell you.
I hear a bobblehead somewhere.
Who out of the will never fucking die villains has the most horror.
Wesker, A-Hachee, or Virgin?
God, hey, how's he so fucking cool?
Being a month away from two years got me feeling feminine look.
Hey, thanks, uh, thanks, bully and on Pam.
I guess we'll come back through the fucking, yeah, we'll come back here later, that'll
be good.
and see me in the night of death
Skull
What?
The hell?
Super
Oh, shit
No one liner for this one, Leonid!
Holy shit!
This game it's just like so like it's just so egregious. I can't be like
Like you know what I mean like I doesn't invoke the same emotion
I
Was it a not died at least once grow the ends pop this out. We mean this is Leon Kennedy we're talking about here
Oh
Alright, so how do we get fucking giant mutant spiders?
Oh my god.
See, you know?
of
the
I think it's not balanced at all, I thought it was going to.
It's got to do big damage, right?
Is it alive? Is it not?
It's alive, I guess.
Haven't you, I don't know. I don't know.
That's roughly on.
I mean, it's aching on me.
Uh-oh.
Alright, did you really on?
Oh, shit.
He's disgusting.
I want to miss that Raccoon City hospital.
Wow, why that some shit?
Leon shut the fuck up!
You wouldn't say it to his face though.
If Leon stepped to you, you would back down.
Not gonna lie?
Now we're back... here.
Oh no.
Wait, no. Different area.
Touching or moving objects is prohibited.
Okay, sure. I'll get the barricade.
Looks like someone else was here first.
And they were planning on busting their way in.
No way around?
Sherry?
The Army Corp.
And they resurrected it to seal the city.
It goes on for miles.
I guess the only way in is through then.
Examine the gate.
Contaminated area authorized personnel.
The detonator is missing.
Hmm, okay.
The detonator you say
I'm good down here with the fuck
Dang
We say the president's daughter they should give us some clearance yeah but that was like
a long time ago.
You know that was like a long time ago.
administration? Yeah.
Didn't Leon kill that president? Hmm, maybe.
He was a zombie at that point, yeah well it doesn't really matter then, like Leon just
killed a fucking like 8 year old girl cause she turned into a zombie, you know?
The dead end requires 3 parts, signal receiver, east point, distributor, mid point, relay,
west point, retreat immediately, but unless much time avoid conflict it'll cost, if
combat is unavoidable it'll do it quickly, provide situational updates every 30 minutes.
I didn't do anything guys Leon did it bro not me sure there's an old BSAA camp here
This is trashed. Looks like they left in a hurry.
What were the BSAA doing in Raccoon City?
Interesting.
What is it?
The computer's not locked.
They were also headed to the center of Raccoon City.
Interesting too.
What's that?
There's no record of anyone ordering the missile strike on Raccoon City.
What?
What's not done then, who?
Oh, Leon not putting cape over the fucking camera.
Classic.
Yeah, I'm sure it could be a alarm.
Dude, look at Grace.
Oh, my fucking dog.
Looks like it's not.
Oh, it's not.
Classic
Dude look at Grace fucking dog
Device that records combat data credits earned from kills can be done in a supply box what
What? What the fuck?
Huh?
Oh, wow.
Interesting.
I just love how big Leon's inventory is compared to fucking Grace.
Oh guys I gotta go pee.
Women pockets are awful.
Okay but why do they make women's pants with like just disgustingly small pockets?
What's that about?
to get a purse?
Is society intentionally putting women at a disadvantage?
Anybody else noticing this or is that just me?
Okay Leon you're telling me you can't just like walk around here and like get inside there
like what?
God you're so woke can you get any hotter?
uh... yeah i can actually
top five hundred overwatch
press
i'll be back
Smart.
Fuck you chat.
Fuck you chat.
Fuck you chat.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Love you, chat.
I ate half of a rat because I was kind of hungry.
No, a rat. Not a rat. A rat.
I don't know. I don't know if I can pull off Leon. Honesty, I should have just brought
the whole thing here ate it because I'm a little hungry.
You are not built like Leon?
I mean, that could be dope.
Kiss me, Chatscarga.
That could be dope.
You could pull off Grace.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
So now has the game transitioned into Resident Evil 4?
What?
Yeah, I was just gonna open the fucking mouth, bro.
I'm looking for a falato.
Fuck off.
I definitely appeared by the way.
Oh, yeah, I get up you're getting your ass
I don't know just happened I couldn't see the camera going on
See a bitch
Oh my god, bro.
I'm gonna get parry this, go bitch.
I'm gonna get paired again.
Oh, see?
God, Leon is swaggy as hell.
Bro, the sharpen stuff is like so goofy because it takes like no time at all.
So it's like what's even the point?
of
of
I'm busted.
I love to shoot you down.
Here.
I knew that.
I was just, uh, you know.
I was farming.
Left farming.
How are you guys?
How are you guys?
Did he die?
Where'd he go?
I think I still hear him.
I hear music still.
Oh, you really want to come back for more?
oh my god chill bro
Jesus Christ
I kind of heard it a little bit.
I kind of heard it.
Better not be fucking pussy.
What's happening so far?
So, um, the girl died by the way.
She mutated into a zombie and Grace was trying to save her and then Leon said I ain't got
time for this and fucking killed her when she mutated into a zombie.
uh... kind of tragic
uh... kind of tragic
the one's got a crazy fucking leg man
Yes, the little blind girl, Emily. Yes.
She turned into a zombie.
And Leon Kilder.
Ladder.
L spoiler question why are you watching a stream for the game that you don't want to be spoiled?
Just quick question for you
Might work with some fuel
Why is everyone saying you killed her cuz it the the fucking
Like when she turns into a zombie you swap from Grace to Leon because Leon comes in the room and
Then you literally pull the trigger as Leon to kill the girl
It was not a fucking option like the game makes you fucking do it like I didn't want to kill her
I wish you got to do some times guys like it is with it is, you know
I know the BSA-ACAM. I should have a signal receiver.
No, Leon did not make a quip after killing the child.
Relays over there, huh? That should be a fun trip.
I see zombies.
got the location for those parts gonna collect them now
okay I'll look into the BSA I need to
wait a minute
there was a little bug I had to kill it
a little bug
a little bug
great bro
Now that winter is starting to warm up a little bit, there's going to be bugs again, like...
Alright, so wait, I don't have gas.
What is this generator here?
What's your name?
It's interesting.
I did not have termites in my house but they weren't termites those are those a lie um what
we got 9000 credits. Compare weapons. That's just like way better than the one I had, no.
Why would I not buy this?
Body armor?
Case upgrade?
Hmm, I can upgrade a...
This was by this, cause it's cool.
It's hard to deny it.
Well now I just sell the the old one right sure
Goodbye old shotgun
And I'll buy the case upgrade huge oh
My god, look how big my fucking cases now
That is fucking huge.
Fragile, huh?
Can I get this down without it breaking?
Oh.
Oh, grenade
They kind of lie about like that of being fragile
Guys it's not yellow paint, but there's a lot of yellow tape what we think about that one is that better than yellow paint?
I'm sure a person of your intelligence enjoys that I do actually I'm a big fan of the yellow
I'm going to take a little bit of yellow tape.
Chopping up my axe a little bit.
I don't think it's flattened.
Stealth kills that take out unsuspecting enemies.
Wow.
The device with stored combat that it can- ooooh.
Bro it's very dark in these areas now.
Alright one of these lockers is gonna have a fucking zombie that like falls on you,
I'm just going to scare you. I'm ready. I'm ready for it.
Night night, bitch.
When a battery dies you need to get a new one for either the sewage facility or the underground parking garage
Bro it is just so dark this flashlight
What I bro oh my god you tell me this guy didn't see that or hear that
Wow
Wow Leon is fucking big I mean just like Jesus
That's a little too big for you I think you're bigger. Thanks, bro
Machine gun ammo. Well, I don't have a machine gun yet, but that's nice to have
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
You thought you would make me strong, Jess.
Oh fuck.
Put that spear down. It's a little too big for you, bro.
You don't got what it takes.
God damn Leon is fucking massive.
I don't know how to handle that.
Oh, the spea- the spea- the throws are so good.
Bro, these areas are supposed to be this dark?
Who's playing this game?
I assume so, right?
It's just that it's very dark, that's all.
I
Pause I'm going to shit bro just bring your phone with you
You guys not bring your phone in the toilets like what's going on here?
God damn
I
Want to put it right now
Had six out of 17 shots there by the way, I don't know if you guys saw that one I
Don't know about the laptop on the shitter, but the phone is like obvious
The gal
The gal
I'm a back through desktop the grind never stops
I thought I died. Oh my god. I thought I fucking died. Jesus Christ.
I take two bitch.
I'm back, pussy.
Could be dropped down from me.
Where is he?
Ah.
Oh.
Cause I feel like the gallows kind of buns, no?
me when I watch Wonder Woman? Good one, bro. I've actually never seen Wonder Woman. Is
it really that bad? I'm trying to think, have I actually seen a movie with Gal Gadot
in it? Everyone says her acting is terrible, but I've never fucking seen it, so I wouldn't
No. She's so ass.
Locked from the other side.
How was he holding the flashlight and strapped through his chesticles bro, don't worry about
it.
Oh, brighter fucking light, Jesus, thank God.
The first one of them was good but that's the literal only circumstance where acting
would be considered tolerable.
Well, there's no way.
Why would she keep getting rolls if her acting sucks?
Also why would I just jump down here?
This seems a little sketchy.
Whatever, fuck it.
A valve of a hand wheel?
Wait guys, a what?
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, Jesus!
I got it.
Fuck it.
Backshots.
Oh, you fucking head.
Oh, Jesus.
Where's my health cap?
When did I last save?
When did I last save?
Oh.
Yay!
So, why did they do like all my health and a jump on me by the way, you guys notice that
shit?
How are you fine? Thank you. So why did they do like all my health and a jump on me by the way you guys know that shit
How'd I do that and I want to do it again what the fuck
I'll put this a little bit and then like rush in and see like comes through it.
That's not it.
Holy...
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Fuckin' hell, man.
Wow, what a fucking- What a fight, huh?
Yo, game's a little loud right now, by the way.
What are you doing?
Why are you alive?
Game's a little loud.
What am I turning exactly?
Oh.
Min-maxing settings? Can you guys shit just shit?
I'm gonna start pummeling some people in chat.
And it's in the light of day, it's fucked today, the time has come.
Five minutes of gameplay and two hours of setting.
Are you stupid as fuck?
Like, are you actually just dumb?
Does your brain work?
Does he nails?
What a bitch.
How do they get spears? That's a great question. Honestly.
Yeah but like, how are the zombies crafting spears?
I don't know what that means.
I guess the zombies in the other place were like doing their jobs now, like in the hospital.
I was kind of weird.
All right.
What if I turn this on and electrocute the water and the undisturbed guys and that's
in the game?
Nice.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oh Jesus Christ.
My Leon kind of smart.
I want that gun.
You counter three infected and eliminated them.
That's correct, sir.
Do we proceed?
So the rumors are true?
The rumors.
The missile isn't just about stopping us, Brad.
Don't be ridiculous.
Affirmative.
Listen up!
Our objective hasn't changed.
The run-up has been confirmed.
So what the fuck is elpis by the way? We haven't found that out yet. I'm not asking for an answer by the way chat. A little fun fact. Just like speaking out loud.
Oh
My god
I thought I only had a short fuse.
This guy just watched-
What are we doing?
I just watched fucking war gore and drop that one by the way
I got a key!
Can I unlock BSA supply containers found around the area?
Oh!
Huge!
Container 1, medical supplies, consumables, container 2, motorcycle repair kits, container
three sniper rifles container for sniper rifle attachments so why would they
separate the sniper rifle and the size of sniper rifle attachments am I crazy
here or that just like not make any sense
one of the bad guys won great
I don't really know
I feel like-
She's definitely involved with like the girls somehow, though.
But first of all, they just kinda look like Grace.
Second of all,
there's like a bunch of fucking documents on like
Grace's blood samples and shit, I don't know what that's about.
You know what, I haven't used this in a while, and I'm not yet actually, I'll wait.
I read the notes, man.
Don't piss me the fuck off before I put you in a stranglehold.
You make me angry.
Can I climb?
I want that box up there.
How do I get that box?
I want that box.
I'm going to waste my time.
Why does he get wiped like...
Wait.
Oh, smart.
I said there's a sniper rifle in container three.
collateral
W camera
doesn't see shit
I
The marksman 1a
Damn.
Semi-off.
Nope, wrong one.
Let me see this thing.
Nice.
How big are his pockets?
Don't worry about that, bro.
How big are his pockets don't worry about that bro
He's got a big ass
How long has it been playing Resident Evil?
That's a good question.
Anybody know?
Anybody know?
All right, well, I got was over here, I guess we'll check out the gas station, but I can
open this to you, wait, hold on, there was a blur in the first two hours, I can't wait,
We all enjoyed that first two hours of the stream though, did we not?
Like I thought that was like an enjoyable experience for everybody involved.
Maybe I'm wrong though, I don't know.
I should say it.
Sponsor's over bro, okay.
So what?
I can't express my opinion
God forbid a guy like something these days. I forgot everybody has to be all fucking negative and hate everything and be jaded in shit
But that one's on me guys
I
Only gave me a leg in 2026 is deadlock. I mean we do like deadlock
That's it I got something special just for you motherfucker
My fault, bro, my fault.
Holy fucking shit.
That a nice bit the zombie to have eye frames.
No power, huh?
I won't run without fuel, huh?
Empty gas container
He tanked that shot and then looked at you like you insulted. Well, that was fucking crazy the way he walked me after that, too
That was some shit. Oh
You must be the town lumberjack
Ha ha ha
OILIUM
WHAAT THEF
What just happened to me?
Why did I almost just like blow up?
How did you do that?
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Bro, is it like a bomb here or some shit? Like, what the fuck just happened?
I didn't hear- I didn't hear A beeping, bro.
I wasn't locked in, I guess. Not bad, y'all.
Now I'm Mr. Curry's my fucking home, the Whisker Bar.
My inner thing should be just like that.
I just want to be right where you are.
I'll see if you can take it this time bitch
using requiem on normal zombies oh my god man are we just gonna fuckin min max and
like how about having some fun once in a while bro
let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
I
There's a bomb out here somewhere
I hear it. Oh wait
Fuck off!
Can someone explain the tactical advantage of sticking your chainsaw on a zombie and then kicking it?
Are you a little wangy one do you huh? Let's see what this dick can do
Oh, you're the only one that exchange
What the hell?
What on God, green earth?
What the fuck?
God damn.
That guy was fucking massive.
He's adapting to the bullets, I guess so.
I can get some some gas here
So one of all kind of those zombies just like showing in this room together like what were they doing here?
Wow, that's four years of my life. I'll never get back. Why do you say that like they like their waste here or something?
Also, can I not go on the roof? Looks like there's some stuff up there, but it's all on fire now, so...
The drama and why aren't you two friends anymore?
What, bro?
I- no offense, but are you stupid?
Like a little bit, at least, probably, right?
What?
There's a drama, dawg.
There's a drama between me and Calvin.
I think I already went down there, right, yeah I did.
Wait, now that I got fuel, wasn't there like fuel in the roof I needed for something, for
way back here
stay down I got this
Oh my God, my axe is broken.
What am I doing with the bomb, Devil?
The mutants?
Oh
So like how much of this zombie blood over his career he's got in his mouth?
I guess it's gotta be a lot, no?
Wow, that just doesn't seem very safe at all, you can just drop that with a flick of
one lever button nice what is this thing back to oh this is your shortcut
that shit on. Still in good condition. Just need to get through that gate. Repair kit.
I keep with tools for equipment repair.
Oh, I got a lot of money right now.
Let's go spend that a bit, shall we?
Big 41,000, man, so big.
Quicker aiming and precise shooting?
Let's get some more damage on the shotgun maybe?
Oh, I guess I can sell the classic, huh?
Don't need that anymore?
Goodbye classic.
Increases firepower?
Wait, this charm is currently going to the fo- oh.
Oh, wait, what?
Hmm.
Hmm
What else do I got like do I have a one-up like this thing is so fucking useless this piece of shit fucking weapon
How do I feel about the the silencer compared to what the gun I have right now
I mean it's just better than the alligator snap or no
Okay. Goodbye alligator snapper. Max out the requiem? Brother's like no point. It's
like already fucking Giga. Like do you even need to?
It would be tough, it would be tough, you're kinda right.
Fuck it.
I wanna upgrade my axe more.
I feel like having that hatchet is just like so important to have upgraded.
Huge.
Oh, I did wanna buy body armor.
Hmm. I won't need it.
It's fine.
I'll be good.
Maybe we get a quick save here, shall we?
Now wait, there definitely was something like on the roof with fuel, right?
Like I'm not crazy?
I swear to God, it was.
Was it down there or over here?
Question mark?
Tell me you can't save with Leon. Well, why would they lie to you? Why are you speaking?
Yeah, right here, bro
Roblox cheer
All right, what kind of goodies are waiting oh
Oh, there's a big craze gotta have something good
Well, I got a zipline now, but what does this take me?
All right, I can use that
Shall we?
What is this?
Cold drinks.
Everybody wants some cold drinks?
Leon being added to Deadlock? I don't think so.
Could you imagine though?
I mean, fucking Snake got added to Rainbow Six, so like honestly anything's fucking possible now.
Like who would've thought?
Ba-da-da!
Ba-da!
What is this?
With darkness and silence for the night
What a dream
Where the fuck am I going?
This seems a little dangerous, I can't lie
I hope.
She's actually not the way to live on.
My foot clipped through it but I won't know it.
jumping for that? Bro, is this like fucking parkour? What is this parkour, bro? What is
going on here? Smart. Um, I don't think I'm jumping there. I guess I am going this way.
I need to figure out how to get over there.
Over where? Oh!
Oh.
What?!
Bro, what is this section? Like what the fuck is going on?
the
uh...
you should do a resident
thirtieth anniversary and play them all through again on
should i
What?
Here in my love, but you're so...
Oh, fuck.
God.
Wait, but what if they broke something and now I have to go check, go down there and check?
Because there could be loot.
And there's not.
Alright, but how is there not loot there?
Are we just sliding?
Yippee!
Oh god.
We get out of here Leon if we fall through the glass.
Glass services are incredibly fragile and require extra caution.
However, shooting the glass off of a human being will cause them to fall through.
Oh.
Like that guy.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I feel like I've seen Leon survive falls
They're going to hack by whatever bro if the game says so
Well, that's a requiem shot
This section is so fucking weird, bro.
It's kinda funny that I can't lie.
I
Be close though
I
This whole section is just so silly
Well, they're gonna be fucking Leon's movement
Why is my aim so bad? Don't fucking be angry. Or else.
Okay, let's find those detonator parts.
I was gonna play with it, but how much did I miss when the ending of last night?
Oh, you definitely missed some important stuff, but that's fine. Don't worry about it too much.
I've got the reload.
Okay. One component left.
By the way, I found some evidence of the Pentagon putting pressure on the PSAA.
It appears the North American branch has been moving independently.
I heard you had an internal dispute. I think it's related.
That's all I've got. There's been an increase in government surveillance.
It looks like my fan base is growing.
Fan base.
Some things never change.
Watch it back.
The contact you can sue.
Like, there's like some stuff that happened,
but it's not the most important, you know what I mean?
Like, it's fine.
It's really not that big of a deal.
Body armor? Oh yeah.
We just have enough too. Bigly.
Save point.
Did Emily die?
Did Emily die?
Not important right now, don't worry about it.
Let's just say the God of Fear and Hunger was definitely reborn.
and Leon put an end to that real quick
Leon put an end to that shit real quick
goggles
Well, I'm saying reborn because I knew like it already happened once with fucking
what I have to explain my jokes to you guys now it's not fucking funny anymore
I can't do this.
What the hell?
Hey, why am I...
Can I...
Wait, I said I could like change that in the settings.
Do I want the first person to zoom with this?
How do I...
Camera...
HUD?
Oh, where do I turn this off?
comes off. Retical display? Dot display? Retical scoop? It didn't say waitress and you can
turn it off but like where? Oh dot site perspective, there we go. And this is better. Wait now
Now it's karma after it, but that's kinda sick.
You're a big motherfucker.
This guy is ex-QC levels of idiocy, literally what the fuck are you typing?
Tell me right now.
Can we go back to the settings? I haven't memorized every page yet, Harga.
Fucking grab this!
Get over here, bitch! I got something for you!
Oh, fuck me.
I got to take out this fucking hole.
I hear a bomb.
Wait, I framed through it, I guess.
I don't even know what just happened there.
It was beneath me.
I think I would have been fine anyway.
W throw Leon.
Obliterated.
I
Like a Leon just has like an Olympian level fucking spirit toss well what can't this guy do
How did you survive that, you know, just fuck off me.
I'm fucking, I'm meleeing, who wants some, someone come close for me.
Layed out.
God, this thing is fucking useless.
Why are the SMGs so cosmetic, bro?
There's a better one in the shop? Oh, yeah.
Can't raise you?
Wait.
Oh my god
Hello, how am I breaking this?
The other side are you kidding?
Please read in the art channel discord to fart wait
Apparently where I changed it because it's name was dart
But apparently if you name it to art like bots start fucking posting it or some shit
Yeah bots go to art so we're gonna we're gonna change it I'm gonna change it back to dart
There we go. It's back to dart
That's so good why like why why do bots go to art channel I don't get it
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Bots love art?
Ooh, what the?
What does it even mean?
Oh, what the hell?
That's probably the other SMG.
Is this just better than the one I have?
Uh, how do I compare? R?
I did upgrade this one though. Yeah, it should be fine.
We will buy this, and then we will sell
the gal
to buy gal, and we will go back
to this.
I will give it a little bit of an upgrade,
And then we will register you to be here.
Oh my god.
Fucking rate of fire
I didn't
Things are fucking the mutants are
I
Miss
They're easy to deal with on lately on I mean we still a lot of fucking hell
I need you to walk away.
Okay.
I think the chainsaw dude survived that somehow.
Okay, Leon you're fucking missed, but that's fine.
Oh, shit.
Let's take care of this.
It's going to survive three explosions now, by the way, if you guys are keeping count.
Jesus
What the hell? I'm scared
Sit back!
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god man
bro like they're so tanky they're so fucking tanky the SMG is literally
rage bait it kind of is pisses me off a little bit right there we're about the
requiem next time
I got an idea come on come here come here come on you think you're so fucking
I'm tough?
Get the fuck out of here!
Plusy?
You make me drip like a slog when you act so tough.
What the hell did you just type?
no what
you on your best to jump bro
oh jeez
you'll have to take the next one
go on, go on Leon
You know, I've been a minute since I used the referee and I kind of want to pop someone.
Eh, not you, though, I could just...
And you, I can learn.
How is he still here?
Anyone else?
Shatter
Like what?
That should be a big day at least four kills in that. Yep
I just need the Tion ironing to make up the core of the 19 exemption here at Longlines.
Yeah, bro, it's good to be on.
He's fuckin' sick.
Can you loop through the fuckin' pool over here?
Where is somebody?
Um, I'm gonna make some more ammunition.
I
Can't do
fucking pussy
Who else?
Well it is just so dark in these areas
Like how does he jump like that?
Going down reach the ground using the suspended platform
It puts me all the way back here. Oh, oh my god
Wait, but still how do I get back here to this fucking container?
How do I get out I get all the way back there
This is open up the other side
Wait, I went, I came through, wasn't this locked?
We just walked in, didn't know you have a roommate, I was your mother, don't worry about
it too much bro.
This is locked, right?
But that was also locked from, so how am I supposed to, did I just miss this?
Because it was locked on this side and it was locked on this side.
What?
Why do you keep standing and play the fucking game?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
You're pissing me off and you're attention-seeking and it's tilting me.
Jesus Christ almighty, I'm fucking playing the game, you stupid bonobo.
Holy fuck, some people are so desperate for attention.
Pisses me off.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about the giant spider here
You are faulty
Alright, well, I don't see here
But in a month's not so by the way surely someone grab your keyboard guys I'll just
do them a little secret.
Being a sub does not mean you can be obnoxious 24-7.
I hate to break a T guys.
Just get next to the leash.
Just get next to the leash.
Why is that guy spamming now?
Why is he spamming to play the fucking game?
I'm literally playing the game.
Like, what do you want?
No, I'm not unbanned.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I was going to unbanned them to talk to them, but no.
Actually, I decided it's not worth my time.
The slot extends my leash.
I feel like I'm just definitely missing some things, but...
Oh, yeah, crank slot. I missed machine gun ammo down there.
I'm supposed to go to the apartments for now.
I don't know.
Where I thought I was already in the apartment
But I'm not going to there
Got you, Sophie!
Ah, thanks, love!
The devil of goodness when a nice guy gets angry.
Go.
That's true.
Like, why is this so empty?
I definitely was in here, but it's just, like, not filled in at all.
It's so weird.
Oh, only when you go inside of it, is it?
Oh, okay.
That's weird.
Shortens my leash gooning.
Enzyme in the leather bag.
Um, wait.
I'm confused.
I already did all of this.
Whatever, we're taking a big loop.
Fuck it.
Time.
Hi, it's my first time watching really enjoyed it. Add me on discord. That's gotta be a bot, no? What the fuck is that?
Damn, they brought in the big guns.
Oh shit, is that a fucking mortar?
Why can't I go out here?
I found why I can go out here.
For two Requiem ammo.
Bonus.
Foul-ish!
Wow why they give me a bunch of ammo? Is there a boss fight coming up?
There's something up the stairs here, hold on.
I want to shoot someone with- wait a minute.
Last time I saw this there was a chainsaw guy that came busting out of there.
Another crank slot, which I still have yet to find.
see what this dick can do. I never sleep in my bedroom door open.
Oh shit.
Why are you walking towards me, bro?
Get away from me, man.
I'm walking towards me, bro. Get away from me, man. You're such a shithead.
Surely this crib's crank'll break off now, right? And then I can use it for the other two places after I turn it.
Yep.
God, my gamer intuition is just so big.
of
the
of
the
of
Congrats on finally getting good at your job.
Well, I think I've been pretty good at my job for a long time, but
One of the pictures up here
You think too highly of yourself sometimes
Yeah, but you also use the wrong form of yours
or so. I don't know.
So the SMGs just got medic or what's going on?
It's stacked hand grade.
Oh wow.
I hear it.
I hear it.
I hear it.
Hey!
Can you stop here?
I haven't played past this point, but I want to keep playing.
I want to keep playing.
War.
Okay.
I need my loot guys I need my loot
This is gonna have like three requiem bullets watch this check this shit out
I don't know.
How are they still launching mortars by the way?
I definitely killed...
Oh, there's another one.
Oh my God.
Leon, get down, bro.
How do I get up?
How do I go from here this way?
Wait, didn't I get like a repair kit?
How do I use this?
I
Body armor is kind of fucked up. I would like to get a rejuice on that possible
Okay, so like, what?
Wait, did it?
Wait, did it get the, uh, I did it, thank god.
I would have been so dead.
Wait, did I kick it out?
Yeah
Like I thought I just don't think an SMG is less effective than a pistol
Like can I say that
You gotta die
Okay, there's more?
More?
What's up, King's Killer?
Are we fucking serious?
I'm fucking serious!
What?! Bro!
Dives of cringe.
I'm cringe!
I'm not going to lie.
I missed.
Guys, I'm going up there again.
I'm going up there again.
I'm gonna win this now.
Missed. I missed.
I
Fuck
Get inside
Well, I do literally kill the zombie that was firing
There.
Who? Who? Who's still fucking firing off mortars?
Who's bombing?
Oh, that guy.
Got him.
Grab a repair kit from computer 02 in central camp, the signal receiver, got all beat up
there in transport, we need to fix that, just got reassigned, I already have that one,
I already did that.
Massive.
I see what kind of loot I got waiting for me down here.
What kind of location tab are we waiting for, mate?
I know one place I can go.
He'll be on chill.
Why is he grunting like that?
All right, how do I get back- oh, hang on there.
of
I
What the hell?
God the SNK is so useless.
Wait... wait...
NOOOOOOO!
Alright, now I just make my way back to- wait, gunpowder large?
Hold on, everybody, I got more loot.
This game boring.
Yes, I hate everything!
Yes!
I love hating everything!
Yes!
of
Great work.
Jesus.
Time to-
Get back to the gate and put it all together.
That's the plan.
Well, I actually have more loot to get first, but-
Hey man, just finished meal prepping.
You can stop stalling for me now, Arga.
Would you meal prep, bro?
Would you meal prep?
But I would fuck up an egg sandwich right now, I would actually fuck one up hard.
All the- I came all this way back.
Glad you're worth it.
Sounds yummy, bro.
Sounds yummy.
I
Suke this black history month was kind of me can you extend it for us?
I thought I'll leave here
Days in February sorry, bro
I don't have to do much about that
That might be
Oh nice, big loot, big loot, big gahp, it's fun to buy big gahp pants, okay, it's fun
to buy big gahp pants, okay.
Do I really want to go back for those 20 machine gun ammo like honestly not?
Bro, I want to figure out, there's gotta be a way to go back here to get those containers
though, like there has to be.
Is it just these ladders like over here maybe?
I don't know. Let me check it out.
Oh wait, is this fire out at the gas station by the way?
Can I go on the roof finally?
I don't know if there's anything on the roof, but I'll try it.
How are you 26 years old and still sound the same that you did at 20 well first of all in 25
So I'm I'm useful man. I don't know why we're hating on a man being youthful
Maybe jealous I don't know I
I sound young and beautiful, you sound like a 55 year old smoker, like I don't think we're
not the same.
It is what it is, man.
I mean, it has to be jealousy, like literally what else could it be besides jealousy?
I
Cosmetic acts or what?
Oh my god, all right
Yo put that down
What I have no kill right now
Wait, I think I opened this and I never went in here, did I?
Mixed herb?
I'll have to insta-geel off of that.
Thank you very much.
I should have shot something and land data
Well, I forgot about stealth kills. Let me actually do this a little bit more, huh?
I
Got combos
Jesus.
But there's a way down there, what goes down there?
But there's a way down there.
What goes down there?
Hold on.
This just goes back to the bomb.
Where does this go?
the shit pit?
Mmm, yes.
Yeah, but Leon hraverage 50 year old bro
Leon moves differently
half
of
an
all
of
two
of
two
of
two
of
two
of
two
I
Bitch
Well bro
Snot. Holy fuck that guy went flying.
Oh hell no.
Ah thanks Laps.
Word that Leon can use in this game might be a spoiler but it is what it is
Fucking tough ass zombie, bro
I
Wait so hopefully
Oh my god, fuck you!
No, just for that, wrap reum.
And now, this is gonna open up.
Oh my god I can get the container that was at the very beginning of this area.
Oh my god.
Huge.
This immense backtrack better be worth it.
Open all BSAA conti- ooh emblem charm.
This is firepower only when the scope is not equipped?
What?
Legendary tracking module.
So I need to take off the scope.
Okay, so we're scopeless.
Do not put it on the sniper.
A charm for sniper rifles!
I lay a word!
Hello?
only the lead in
carries you
carries you
carries you
how much time did you miss like 3 hours?
And you're... you definitely...
Leon, do you still think about what happened there?
Every day.
That night, I was just a kid, scared and confused.
Imagine Grace must feel the same right now.
Sure.
Sorry.
This isn't the time. We need to focus.
Grace is a grown-ass woman?
Yeah, she doesn't work for the FBI.
It's gotta be, like, something.
I
Want to go I'm gonna go back
How do I get back there
Isn't great like 25 no, she's definitely older than that I think
Maybe around that age there's just an FBI agent right like she's got to be smart
I don't know how old you got to be to be an FBI agent or you know what I mean, I don't
know.
Say on thought I can't go back this way.
Are you kidding me?
I have to go all the way back around?
What?
Really?
Really?
Really? Bro, I didn't even explore this side of the sewer, though.
Oh, my God. Just jump, bro. He won't jump!
All right, well, back around.
Oh
This is fine
Guys I kind of gotta pee
Am I getting a snack as well?
Can you stop saying it's a vape break? I don't even vape, man.
Was it really all the way over that way? Wait, no.
Wait, where was the...
I think right yeah that's even longer than planned luckily if I'm like should make up
for last time I think it's just like right over here right you'll meet it
It's 15 miles to the city center on the 419.
Oh, yeah, but I can straight open up.
Oh, my brain hurts.
Wait till you see me on my bike, says Kieroko.
That sucks every time.
Oh, I could have done this in the beginning, but I was just one little fucking silly crate here that has requiem ammo?
Yeah, I got a lot of upgrades to fucking get.
I got a lot of upgrades
How much money we got oh my god look at that book in mud
but we are so fucking rich
The way Leon's butt sways when he runs is so erotic.
You fuck with that?
Wait, we are fucking rich, y'all.
We are fucking rich.
Well, I wanted to buy more armor.
Oh, I could buy some repair armor, but I wanted to buy that armor.
Oh well.
Alright, let me save and I'm gonna go pee real quick.
We need to hose down this chat when Leon is on screen to tell me you don't think the
same thing.
Come on now.
Oh, thanks, loves.
You're welcome.
I'll see you in a bit.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Ah, thanks loves!
Agatheil.
Got a little snack guys. Got a little snack.
What'd you got?
A chicken Caesar wrap?
What the fuck is Leon doing?
Smart.
Calls a whole ass wrap a snack?
Bro, it's only 450 calories. That's not that much, is it?
That's just a snack.
It's not a meal, bro!
You eat like you're supposed to eat like 2,000 calories a day!
Smart.
Bitch you weigh like 130 with a snack.
Your arteries must be blocked from what, bro?
fucking chicken that I'm eating?
Guys, somebody run a maintenance calculator on me real quick.
510, 140 pounds, very active, works out six days a week.
Someone run the fucking calculator for that.
What's my maintenance at?
Why does everyone question parking? I don't get it. What I say?
What I say?
This is a 5-10 bar, fuck you!
You know what the best part of eating these wraps is?
Once you're done, there's always a part of the wrap that fell out at the bottom of the wrapper, so it's like a little extra snack.
around 2350 calories I believe that
Okay guys, real news, real talk, like it's so hard to game weight, I feel like.
I just can't eat a lot at once.
It's also hard to lose it, that is also true.
Will we ever get a gym stream on the superstore cast?
Drink alcohol. Brother!
I'm not trying- What the fuck is your problem?
We're going to close out, back into my dark kitchen.
And I just had some orange juice.
All right, let's see what this dick can do
Still get initial just need to get through that gate. All right, I need to blow it up. I forgot about that
I would even why can't I get drunk for once I've been drunk before but like why do I have
to get you know why do I have to drink right now
He didn't even back up by the way, he just stood there and tanked it.
I
Should
All right, you should make their note
Hard around
Just a few potholes
Potholes, oh
Yo
The stage keeps getting better and better.
Eyes on the road, Leon!
of
the
of
the
of
the
Thank God for this convenient place fucking explosive tanks though.
Uh-oh.
Outta the way!
Jesus!
Damn!
You can't.
Seriously.
I don't give up that easy.
S-sick-willy, bro.
What is this, bro?!
Oh!
I need to be low.
Shoot him bro!
What?
Oh shit!
I've had enough of you!
I've had enough of you!
Ooh, get fucked, bitch.
Oh.
Come on.
What is this?!
I mean, there's no way he's dead, right?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
You should be close to the coordinates.
Yeah.
Looks like it.
I'll take a look around then.
Search for grace.
I don't know if I really want to, bro.
I feel like grace.
I love how hot Leon is. I'd be letting me flip my inside 21 different ways.
You cousin.
That's awesome.
So much shit like
the auto store.
Like bro why would she fucking join the like grace like so what like I like like Leon till the eight-year-old like so what bro
like grow up
I
Like guys, there was literally no other choice by the way like it
Rpd
Yo G-pugs, thanks for the raid. Hope you had a good stream.
I
Wanting for our stream blushes so I
My god flashbacks
Oh my god, look baby Leon!
Wait, this is actually a thook.
The hero returns. Arrive at RPD.
Oh my god, the box is here. Holy shit.
Chills ICBM? Does this work still?
I think this works.
You can lift this up, no?
It's been a while since you've been back there.
Yeah.
Oh my god, this is awesome.
Slight of this is a bitch came here
Abandoned
Sure
Wait three
Welcome Leon. Oh my god. That was in the fucking the one room
You can't save anyone.
The laptop mysteriously turns on? We love that.
That fucking guy.
Oh, Grace! Why are you with him?
Shit, she's in danger.
Sure, I found Grace.
At RPD?
Yeah, exactly.
Someone's been expecting us.
What's she gonna do walk away she shouldn't have fucking gone with them in the first place
is she stupid like genuinely is she dumb that was a weird puzzle yeah it was well I'm not
you guys know right now there should be absolutely zero loot left in the RPD
because I fucking took it all last time I was here just saying I 100% cleared
out RPD there should be absolutely nothing left
That push is out the way.
Maybe the bomb shook some shit loose.
What do I...
That area is blocked off.
I can see the perimeter, surveys are posted here.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, the safe is open.
Where's the, um, what are they called?
The hunters?
You remember those guys?
Oh, there's the locker room, I think?
Yep.
The liquor is yeeeeeeah.
No, no, no, I, I know I looted everything in this place.
No.
No.
No.
You can't fucking fool me.
Don't take it out of principle.
Return of the station to its temporary shelter through the submassive outbreak.
All police personnel have been instructed to make the safety of the citizens of top
priorities.
Return of a company as many of them as possible.
I remember this note was from the first game or from the second game.
From, yeah.
I remember this.
I hear it.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where?
Bitch.
Yeah, I'll tell you guys right now, I 100% did not miss anything.
It didn't happen.
How?
Jesus.
It's an easy officer.
So guys this a cab applied to Leon as well.
See I feel like a lot of you guys wouldn't stand firm there on that one, to be honest.
I feel like I feel like I don't know if you guys would.
Smart.
It does.
The lower jaws
Oh my god, oh my god, he's the liquor fucking ripped his jaw
You just killed a child bro that thing was not a trend like listen like yeah Emily was a child
But like you saw what happened to her right?
It's rusted in mold budge
Like I'm not blaming them that's all I'm saying the mechanic
Jack!
Sartre?
I'm what the scholar... are, again.
I hear it.
I hear it.
Can you stop spoiling our e2 for those of us who haven't braided yet?
What, like, wha-
Like, what are you saying, man?
I think about 30 years ago, bro, and I'm playing the sequel of the direct sequel, but like you
know, oh my God, this is where fucking Mr. X chased you.
I can actually go over there.
Well, I mean, I can't.
I wasn't done in that room, but I wasn't done.
I heard a bobble head up there.
I'm going back.
I hear it.
I see it where
She's on her own death warrant as far as I'm concerned.
Oh
My god
What how do I get it? Oh my god
That's tough one what the fuck
Here.
Your kids have fun solving this one, Barry.
Here.
This is the star's office.
That was anything in it.
Yeah, because I fucking took it last time, bro.
Oh my god, it's Jill.
And Chris.
Good lives needlessly lost.
Elite Star's members, 5, 24, 1996.
And Wesker.
Barry's a do-list. Turn in the training plan for the new recruit. Join Jill at the shooting
range. Pick up the girls from soccer. Jill! Find that missing library book. Top her to
The library is about to blow a gasket. Looks like the captain checked it out last.
What?
Smart. Smile.
How do I solve this one?
I wonder what Mr. Alan Wake is up to during all this...
HOOOOOOH!
Oh my god.
It's a Storesbury!
Oh my god!
Do I have to go to that fucking room, my stupid?
We love Nostalgia Sloth?
The popularization of adding slop to the end of words is fucking dog shit and I hate
I'm going to get it.
Turn your quest in.
What is this place?
The ruins of the Raccoon City Police Department.
Yeah, I'm gonna go back to the briefcase shall we
What the hell?
That was bouncing around.
What the hell was that?
What the hell is tofu?
Wait, is this not the room I need to be in?
Here.
What, bro?
What?
here. What's here? The TV is right there. Ah! Locker key. Huge. What the hell was that?
I just saw it, what was that?
Guys, what the hell is tofu?
I don't even know what that is.
Something from the original RE2? Oh, I didn't see it, I don't know that.
I think it's just a fucking torrent, guys.
Oh, that's on the TV.
Is he gonna reappear?
That is tofu!
What the fuck?
Literally tofu!
It's a block of tofu!
The fuck?
young kennedy in his bad books right away.
Star's emblem charm increases firepower at the cost of more sway while aiming.
Enjoy and don't say I never give you anything very.
The zoo.
Um, alright.
But none of this helps me solve the fucking briefcase.
No man, we're not going to the zoo, we're not going to the fucking zoo, man.
WHOA!
Sorry.
What the fuck is Tofu doing, bro?
I find that missing library book the captain checked it out last but I was on
this fucking desk right now? I'm so confused.
Sport.
Well, I guess we'll go to the library.
But like wouldn't it be in the fucking office like if you checked it out, you know what
I mean?
Like why would it be in the library?
But I was in the fucking office and there was nothing there.
I feel like I have pretty reasonable sound logic here, no?
I checked the desk and Leon fucking fell
Like it has to not like it would not be in the library if it was missing you know what I mean?
Like there's no way
It just simply wouldn't
It has to be in here somewhere.
Well, I didn't- there was nothing here, so GG. Go next. I can't solve the puzzle.
This puzzle is dumb. I'm kind of inclined to agree with you
Because I can't solve it so therefore I think you're right
Leon S. Kennedy. Oh my god, that's me
There's so many books but like
Do I go back to the star's office?
Let's see what this dick can do.
What it just appears what
What?
Title medicinal benefits of herbs.
Okay.
So now I go back down to the fucking thing.
That's kind of fucking stupid.
kind of dumb all right so now there's a book somewhere let's see what this book
can do this is not a real puzzle it's an easter egg nobody knows that means by
the way. Why is the ad still pinned? You scared me. It's not. It'd be refreshed, but it's
definitely not spoken. There it is.
The hell rising rookie Rebecca.
Oh, wow.
Is it R, R, R?
That's the fucking combination?
That's so stupid.
So all of this to get what this whole stupid fucking puzzle to get what
The charm for the requiem, huh?
It's awesome.
down all righty let's finally go save grace shall we
You need to understand
Covert military units from every country on earth come to Raccoon City for one purpose
To find out this was Alps
What is Alps the power to upset the military balance of the world?
The last virus created by Spencer designed to control human consciousness.
Mind control?
They couldn't let it be stolen, so they launched a missile strike to hide it.
To hide a virus? Why do something so extreme?
Extreme? Is it?
When the president tried to investigate, they had him assassinated.
And you are the key to retrieving Albus.
I'm not the girl you met.
So many attempts.
So many failures.
Such a waste
What do you mean
Copies crafted yeah, make sense. I kind of figured
useless
scrapped
They each have their own sad story
How does his jacket stay on? Don't question it bro. Raccoon City Orphanage, 1990.
Oh my God. We need to do something.
I call security, but nobody answers. They are out of control.
Hh!
Doctor, we can't contain them.
Stay with them now!
Are you kidding me? Get out of my way!
Hey, are you awake?
Where did everybody go?
Where did everybody go?
Where they just here but it's past our bedtime
Get back
Don't come any closer!
No, get back! Get back!
What was that even?
Oh
Um
What was that?
On the bed!
Oh hell no!
Oh no.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What if there's one waiting outside the door?
If there's one waiting outside the door...
I think Rowe's dead.
He's not moving.
Yeah bro, they just broke his fucking neck.
Wait a minute!
This is the orphanage from Resident Evil 2!
Please open!
Oh jeez, oh jeez!
Guess we're hiding again!
I'm sorry.
Thank God they didn't turn their heads this way.
way. There's no way that kid didn't see me. How do you just force that door open? What
What the fuck?
I mean, what do I do?
What the fuck do I do?
Oh, given in.
Shave your head and blend in.
A key up there.
He's here.
What?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Come on, you fucking Grace clone or Emily clone or whatever the hell you're called.
What are you doing, man?
Brass dude with an ornate hook.
It's heavy in a child's hand.
Oh, oh, what do I do, what do I do?
Oh my god.
Oh
I get back on top. I'm just fucked
Uhhh...
How lucky is this fucking clone of Brace?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
This is...
Yeah, wait.
Is this just...
Please just be a bad tree.
What?
I'm not going to get hurt.
I'm just going to get hurt.
Please just be a bad tree.
Why are we going to see Mr. X down here?
Why do they?
Are we going to Hestra?
Let go of me.
Hello?
Get me out of here, bro.
Oh jeez brace get jumpin
No
Oh, jeez, there's no way she can move this out of the way, I just don't believe that.
Name of deceased, Charlotte, 7 years, 2 months, sex, female, date of death, January 14,
This is a credit to the volatile symptoms.
Yeah, Grace is like 7, this is a 1990.
She's like 40 years old then? In the fucking current time? Roughly?
Fire poker.
So what?
So I'm scaring coming? What do we think of everybody?
What if I decapitated this thing?
Out the way.
Oh
Was that
What's wrong?
What?
What is this place?
The series though the series 60 possesses recombinant DNA increasing the volume of Spencer's injected plasma as a result in successful memory transfer mental abnormalities were developed before the next medical procedure per person the final phase however after
I don't think the bottle load in the blood and serious 70 something Chloe improved signs of stability or observe who will continue to monitor her progress
What the hell
It was unbelievable I somehow got invited to the renounced Oswell East Spencer's lab
I heard rumors about the plate to think arc has been underneath me this entire time
It's gonna put toward the attached orphanage to the children that really creep me out
They all have nasty surgical start scars across their heads if meet their gaze. They'll greet you with this unsettling giggle
Apparently they were used for human experiments. The whole thing gives me goosebumps
To have both the place like this Spencer must have been more unhinged than any of us imagined
The prospect of being able to freely experiment loose kinsons shivers
of anticipation throughout my entire body it's also exciting for now i'll start by making
the rounds of the orphanage tonight it seems like the newbie always gets stuck with the boring jobs
hopefully i can run from tedious bits quickly so i can prepare for the real fun tomorrow
chill this guy i mean he's probably already dead no
We got fucking test two babies.
Oh geez.
I'm in the conference room.
...
Pneum.
Is that how I...
Oh
I've got her get over here now. Oh my god
She's showing symptoms to
We need to get rid of her
Chloe.
Chloe.
Grace.
They weren't able to recreate Spencer's key, but now we have the original.
We have you.
You can unlock Elvis at Ark.
That's where we'll go.
So, what, I was made?
Correct.
So, it really wasn't all my fault.
What was?
That mom was murdered and...
Oh, God.
She turned into that... that thing.
What's done is done.
You need to focus on the future.
Oh, she's really my mother.
It's time to embrace your destiny.
Oh fuck, you still got it, huh?
I had a feeling you'd make an appearance, sorry, but I don't have time to spare.
Not even seven minutes?
Oh!
Wait, shells, Nuke!
What the fuck?
Have fun.
Hurry.
Fuck!
Have fun.
Here we go.
Heh!
Yeah, I fucking knew it. I was ready for it.
I don't have time to deal with this.
Oh my god, he's so...
Jesus Christ, he's fast!
Where am I going?
Jesus!
Wait guys, I have a pressure. Am I supposed to know who the fuck Chloe is?
No
Oh, man.
And then Grace had a fucking panic attack and passed out.
Oh, we should have moved that thing!
I just said he had a confidence.
Oh, man.
I just said he had the confidence.
I don't have time to deal with this.
There's bodies coming.
I
That swing
I don't know any grips and fucking leather gloves to punch and you can hear the fucking fist squeeze the glove
Oh
Well, you know he's to the left keep running man
No
What
So why'd you ask about the orphanage?
They taken Grace to Ark.
The orphanage is the entrance.
What is Ark?
I'm not sure.
But apparently it's someplace in poor...
What do you mean?
One, two, three, four, five!
I think it's Paul, guys, you man.
So what, he just gave up?
The tyrant just fucking gave up or what?
Bro, got bored?
Oh my god, it's the garage.
This is the garage that you escaped from.
Can I go down here?
Is Ada down here?
I hate these fucking zombies, bro.
The gun zombies?
Fucking pain in the ass, man.
When you use a gun, it's fine.
Because I'm fucking Leon Kennedy smart.
You are not Leon Kennedy.
I'm actually tougher.
I could take Leon.
I could.
I just, I just so could.
I think one punch for me.
I knock him out cold.
I remember this part too.
This is the whole like collapsed.
Yeah.
Oh, what was his name was it was it was it Bill? Oh
Ken though Bill is
last of us
Wrong zombie game
Wrong zombie game y'all
Didn't you punch the air and her turn irrelevant
Can you believe Ada saw that happen and then lied to our fucking face about who she was
still?
Isn't that crazy?
I'm an enemy.
I'm fucking a waterfall.
I'm an enemy.
I'm an enemy.
Isn't that crazy?
You're a cop you're supposed to know something how did this
I
Mean technically he didn't even work a day as a cop
But he didn't even work a day yet
I mean yeah, he got training
But like his first official day didn't even happen that was supposed to be his first day
Oh requires a firm grip to keep its high power in check is that better than the one I have
Maybe if I upgrade it, but right now it's not.
Well, like, Mr. X is definitely going to chase you down, though.
Should I just sell it?
Like, is there really any point to have it?
If I tune it up, right?
Well, I think it actually is better.
I think it is better than this one.
I think it's slightly better.
Slightly.
Okay.
I will just sell the old one then.
And then we will just tune up the new one.
of the meta weapons can you grow up?
Bazoo Accord who's trying to shoot some hoops y'all?
Weren't there fucking annoying ass dogs over here?
I think I remember that.
Wait, backwreck.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, that was nice.
Smart.
There goes your spine?
Fuck this.
Oh my God.
Okay, bro, let's chill on that.
Fuck me.
to make a rocket blow up from throwing it I don't think that's how that works quite
Frankly
I couldn't save them I can stop doctors like you
No, he tanks that shit bro
Let's see what this dick can do
Parried
They're parried and press
Oh my god
What the f-
Did you get that hard, bitch?
God damn you son of a bitch.
Gotta go.
Um...
Got that, baby?
Jesus Christ.
Oh
Leon get up, bro
Well, I'm just so honest I thought there was a death scene and he was gonna come with like the meanest tiger knee of our time
I just don't leave his fucking skull
But I thought that was a really long-distance scene.
How are you still...
BITCH!
My Leon is fu- I remember that too.
Defeat the super tyrant.
Resident Evil 9 Leon ain't fuckin' Resident Evil 2 Leon!
The motherfucker got an upgrade
Resident 2 Leon didn't fact that these are RPG that is true that Ada gave him
I'm actually galloping after that shot him
Oh
Matthew orphanage sherry there's not much left of it heading on the ground to look for grace
It is fucking dark down here, bro. I got the worst flash out of all fucking time
No, the girls aren't gonna be here anymore cuz fucking Wesker came down here so like
I mean the shit we already killed one child this game, you know, what's what's a few more
Was nothing else over here, that's the reason why I came back here
The Leon actually kill a kid. No, she already turned into a fucking abomination
Yeah, that's not me being rude like she literally transforms like a mega zombie
It was kind of unsettling actually, she started like riding around on the floor and it was
like really creepy.
No guys it wasn't just because she was creepy like the transformation was already complete
Bro like
I thought just cuz she was like tweaking out. It was already like it never bro. That's what it is
Come in, is it okay? She was with grace. It's grace this fall
Oh
I guess this is messed up.
I don't think humans can survive the shit that he survives, I don't know, man.
I'll put this on and automatic guns
I
Guess I left something behind
Is he really just gonna rappel down with no fucking attachment to him?
Okay.
What the fuck?
I just keeps going.
What the fuck?
Oh, okay.
Finally reached the bottom.
Finally reached the bottom.
It's the one very deep in there.
It's the perfect place to hide something.
I hear some fucking creatures down here.
Like that.
Oh
Fucking smack
You know, I've heard some of the masses say
I hate playing as grace I wish we could play as a Leon the whole time wait
Actually, I was actually there's a way you can actually do something like that
You ever hear resneedle forward?
Maybe that gains more of your speed.
Damn, I just fucked!
Yeah, I like both their sections, I agree.
Okay, fuck off.
You can feed all the plant 43 seedlings.
I did it.
Spoilers, yeah, kinda, but that's fine.
Well, I don't exactly know if I'm finished, actually.
Yep.
of
the
death
of
the
I'm just trying to run
What is that now?
Ow! Ow! Okay!
Oh my god, there's fucking flat in the ground
Requiem?
Oh yeah, you didn't like that shit, did you?
What? Carry that thing?
Stubborn to me, don't ya?
Hey, time to part you off in the roots.
See ya!
Why is he so corny like lore wise cuz who's gonna be the one to tell him that his jokes are bad?
Seriously who's gonna do it cuz you fucking won't
Ada
you know guys as much as you as much as you guys like to say that fucking Leon
is hot and funny and handsome and tall and awesome mother fucker cannot get a
girl like he just cannot hold it down
she just can't
I'm sure I found some kind of massive facility.
What do you think it is?
I've seen supplies with the logos of the usual suspects.
Well, whatever it is, clearly wasn't meant to be found.
Yeah, that's only me.
Umbrella's Legacy, find Ark.
Umbrella, tricell.
Shadow Moses? Psycho Mantis? We'll just blow up if I shoot it. Warning. It's not a
on a morning. Whoa! I think Snake and Clear Raccoon City? I don't know.
Medicinal unit.
Keep room.
Smart.
Oh, I could buy body armor level 2.
Yes, yes.
She takes that umbrella in two hours tops?
Does he though?
Clear facility operation status, auto processing, green network system, all areas online, environmental
control systems green, disposal systems green, security level 2, guards on patrol,
status
And operating at 80% okay, how are they operating at 80% this is like under a fucking
missile latest
Like missiles were dropped on this fucking city, bro
Oh
Two hours with with the last 15 minutes spent on an epilogue with Autocon
That's actually really generous you think a fucking Metal Gear Solid game ends with only a 15 minute cutscene. That's actually
It's generous maybe triple it
Now this fucking looks like a middle gear solid section.
Um, did these blow up?
They liquid nitrogen, perhaps.
I'm getting the feeling I'm not worth it around here.
Is this thing?
I'm the answer to this.
Isn't there four?
I guess not.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Huge.
Where is he?
Where's the last guy at?
I see him.
He's gonna see me up here?
I hope he doesn't know.
Okay, he's gonna see me?
Shoot this fucking leg out, whatever!
I
Oh
What the
Um
Okay
of
death
of
death
of
death
What are you doing?
They didn't come in from up.
Sorry.
There you go.
Layed out.
Nice
Jesus man
Fuel
I mean, yeah, but like this is also Leon we're talking about here, you know
What the fuck hold on
Save
Like I feel like we're a little bit kind of under under raiding Leon do guys can I be honest
like we are underratingly all that.
Just saying.
Leon genuinely takes John.
Your movements will be constantly monitored.
Do not leave the designated areas without authorization.
See, reporting and transmitting all information is strictly prohibited.
What's this need?
What are these statues, bro?
The Guest Lounge!
As previously stated, ARC is focused on bioweapon research and development, utilizing the unique environment of Raccoon City.
In particular, experiments performed by infecting nearby zombies with demutated T-virus strain
have yielded a great deal of empirical data.
This is also proven effective against the BSA's attempts to eradicate ARC.
The development of a new bioweapon based on this hard data is in the final stages.
If said bioweapon is released, we can expect further profit growth next fiscal year.
ARC has now become a key bioweapon production hub for North America.
it will continue to bring great benefits to both us and the United States.
30 million dollars!
Umbrella Corporation's service has been further enhanced and enlarged, resulting in increased combat capability.
Oh, that's the thing that chases on the motorcycle.
Originally an infection anomaly, rigorous experimentation would be able to key to activating the mutation, paving the way for commercialization.
product boosts enhanced climbing capabilities and possesses sharp claws and a pointed tongue.
Are those lickers?
A prototype bioweapon developed from a viral plant infection found in the Arclay Mountains in Racking City.
The Tyrant! A humanoid bioweapon with exceptional combat capabilities. It can execute simple
commands such as tracking aluminum targets and comes with a coat as standard for effective
human disguise. Nemesis!
Based on the umbrella corporation's parasitic NEA, this mass-produced model focuses on cost
reduction and performance enhancement.
Repeated improvements have resulted in a significant boost to physical ability and
recovery regardless of the host durability.
Price-negotiable.
Isn't it crazy that fucking Jill took that thing out by herself, by the way?
What the hell?
The HANK?
Our honk extrusions?
Injection of our honk?
Oh fuck!
I'm gonna go to the other side.
Oh, this is tough as hell.
Oh
This is tough as hell
Not bad
Who is he
What the hell? Don't touch me bitch!
Look at all our hands here, Ollie.
My hug is tough as hell!
Oh, no!
One's tough as hell.
The mortal edge?
Oh, fuck.
God, I was one tough bastard.
Coming for me that's quite the compliment so who was that guy honk is like a DLC in a lot of Resident Evil games
Where he did like they give you the entire arsenal and they say go fucking wild. He's like
Kind of sick, but they really killed him
Yeah, he'll probably be back, let's be honest.
that was kind of cool though I can't lie
Grace should be just up ahead.
Grace, stop it!
Grace, this is where we are. The world is under threat.
What if we don't pull that aside for right now and just talk about, well, I guess Wesker would just dodge it, huh?
but it's not efficient at infecting others.
I believe Spencer solved that with Elpis.
The connection sealed Raccoon City to save it for themselves.
And it's been waiting here ever since.
Spocked.
Grace, why are you listening to this guy?
What does the creator desire?
How is she-
me
Are we fancy?
Oh my god is fun
Jesus
Yeah, get your ass up, bro. Oh fuck
This guy's kind of cool though
Wait, W play right
All that works
We're riding it down
Are you okay?
I'm looking for a million bucks.
Where does this take us?
Your guess is good as mine
Oh
Wait, this is the inverse of re2 when Ada is stuck in the fucking pit and then you play as Leon
But now Leon stuck in the pit you play as grace
Well now oh my god, it's almost it's like it's almost been fucking 24 hours
Jesus bro, whose skin is making?
Oh, maybe you don't play Grace.
Maybe you do. I don't know.
Are you okay?
How long was that?
I don't know.
Why are you...
So smart.
It's T-virus, it's the age of three infection.
If you're so sick, why would you come here?
He needs a cure, the hell?
Bro needs a cure.
This place.
That current city was where it all began for me.
What all happened to you, I couldn't make a difference, so I am here now.
He can't stop seeing him.
He said something about you having a past, what was he talking about?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Who the fuck is that?
Now she gets the Requiem back.
Nah, they wouldn't kill Leon.
They wouldn't fucking kill Leon.
The final mission.
They just wouldn't.
just not possible look there's a door over there cranes blocking it though
Um, Uppies! Leon Uppies!
I thought for sure she would get the requiem.
Ah shit, how about the scary part of the game?
Well, there's nothing here, why would you even say that?
There's just nothing here, why would I, why would you even...
Okay.
I
I
Button fuck
Need a key system block over my key require for re-activation
Yeah, bro, I thought I thought for sure I was gonna get the requiem back
Oh my god, my shit.
I still don't know what the hell was up with that severed hand, by the way, like, so strange,
Okay, just be on here.
Warning, threat level orange, confirmed skin storage sector, critical error, containment
What's going on in Sector Orange?
Oh, jeez.
I can't see.
I
Can live
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, man.
Oh my god.
Did you get nose on there?
Oh my god.
Leon, so why did you not give me the Requiem?
Why did you not give me the Requiem, Leon?
He needed it to what? Pick his fucking ass all day or what?
Fucking safe. I don't know about
Don't just don't jump out these are these regenerators oh geez
What was that noise?
I thought it was my ice maker or my door lock?
Let's just assume it was the ice maker.
Right?
Let's not be my wife while I do this. W. Goms?
I think one of the children in your basement escaped.
Great news.
Pretty sure it was just the ice maker.
Great news.
What's that giant shadow with a trench coat on in your doorway, I'm so fucking scared.
Are those regenerators, ma'am?
Bottle of acid!
Well, like there's at least like evidence or I could like try and convince the person
Tonight
Don't these guys reach out
I've got my twitch check to back me up oh man it's just like why commit a crime
on camera
are these not regenerators I swear they were
Also, what's- I don't know what that- like, where do I get the safe code for that?
Just tell us your address so we can come help if someone breaks in 5-8.
Don't worry about it for now
If you kill me my chat's gonna spam feels weird man, you're gonna feel real silly and embarrassed
Don't do it man, we will be right at the top of live screen fails
Well I didn't find the safe code anywhere, it's a pretty small area here, but...
What?
What?
Oh, was it up?
All right, I'm not dead yet.
What?
What?
Oh, was it a...
Smart.
A dump control room.
Oh, is it a...
A dump control room.
wait how do I make a... how do I make a... scrap and I need my thing back?
and a blood collector?
back in we go
This is genuinely where you're gun at your desk?
I'm not fucking a crook.
So...
So why did he not give me the requiem?
What?
The dump control room?
What the fuck is the dump control room?
Oh, I'm so fucking ugly and stupid.
But what about the safe?
I'm only here fully on my beloved right now. We're playing as grace
So
Smart I'm so fucking scared
Max win
I head to the central finance be careful
I need to get going too
Now drop it on him
What the f***?
Let's go back, let's go back this way.
I'll get the safe coat over in this other room.
Excuse me, sir. I gotta just put this in real quick,
help you don't mind.
And in this orb, a beautiful crimson orb, one of the objects needed to enter the administration
area with an ARC.
Oh, okay.
You know...
You guys do not have anything.
No, the cold is hot.
Oh man, fast!
I don't know where the safe code is.
of
all
of
Why did that guy just fucking flop?
SGA reference?
You're still in here, huh?
I guess I didn't miss anything man
Good job so far Grace, keep it up.
I got one of the orbs I
What is red? What is red?
The check and database access request, the following data was found in minutes of the
51st of December meeting.
The state, we heard the key Grace Ashcroft has been finally found.
It's been 28 years since we occupied the archive.
Are you sure she's the one?
Z without a doubt.
Does that mean to worry?
More importantly, don't you think you're withdrawing the trees to Blayton?
to blatant the state. It's a bluff. The United States is and always will be at the center of the
world. The BSA are fully under our control as well. Did it change their product supply?
Mark's factory automation is constantly evolving. I believe that's enough for today. We can discuss
further when we review the products. Another safe model of acid and various other items.
Various other items.
Another safe, which I don't have the key for.
I'm pretty sure at least.
I want to peek a kill.
Yeah, just don't.
Errrr...
Down.
Can't believe you do that. It's kind of beautiful now.
Hoooo!
Stabilization chamber safe. 10, 90, 20.
Oh...
Um...
Let's just drop that on your dome, please.
I have a life of my own, and I can see the power of his own, so I'm super full of myself.
I
See where some pathetic
Oh, GG. Oh, GG. Oh, GG. Oh, GG. Oh, GG.
Okay. See, you can do this.
No, yeah, I can't.
I
My god
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
They ran back?
You have my knife, bitch!
I need that knife in my knife bag!
Oh, Grace can just do that?
another couch
empty bottle
another fucking
I'm sure that can take one of the one of the liquors right
Geez.
Smart.
This would be my 46th month if I didn't get banned 2 years ago, but in the 46th month
side I've had this simple fella trapped in my heart.
Thank you for being with me.
I'm just going to politely say this is not...
It's not paid.
You're right. Very true.
Why do they go flying like that?
Yes, I got them both!
You're such a disaster man.
You guys are embarrassing how bad you are.
Um, you're the one controlling her, actually.
Bro, right she's got to pick it up fast or she's not long for this world. It is what it is guys
protocol inactive. No bless work. I'm going to save real quick.
I
Serious
What is bro running at
I'm not sure.
Smart.
Haven't been here since last night.
Someone catch me up.
Um, Emily's dead.
Can I, can I kill these guys with one of my hemorrhidic injectors?
that would be fucking a max win if I could
Yeah, Emily died, she turned into a zombie and then Leon fucking popped her.
It's true.
I
Was not spoilers man, that's like let's fucking
So how does the grace I have just like a red shirt at this point by the way?
It's not even a joke though.
It should be fucking straight up red am I crazy?
But that's not even a joke.
Hiya!
Yes, the blind girl Emily did get turned into a zombie and then
Tilled by Leon, this is real news, unfortunately.
My Winston plus she just moved. Oh, did it really?
So how do I get down from here by the way? Am I just stuck?
I can't climb back through.
Nice.
I can go open those two safes finally.
Yes.
Ah!
Two birds with one stone.
Are we really fucking clawing in here?
I really want to hit them both, but they're like, synced perfectly.
What if I could just snip by them without attacking?
No!
Holy Fuff!
Jeez!
Jeez Louise!
nice let's go get the other one shall we
in the end I hope it's you and me
What is this one 10 something this one is 10 something something something something
something something something something wait a minute I'm sorry I had a little chatter
real quick. What the fuck is that? What is that?
What are you?
He spells you strong will to flower emoji
bro has been following since 2015 priority and you get some glasses bro
10.90.20.
Every safe in the main story the future save progress and get on overwatch now
Can we meet in the light of day?
These twins are pissing me off? Yeah, I mean I could just not tell you guys what they are
But then you guys would be like, well what did you get? And I'd be like, well I'd tell you
And you'd be like, why the fuck did you tell us to spoil?
what you asked me to tell you that I'm like well.
I do?
I have both the balls. How far can I be?
Is that me?
Is that Grace Ashcroft?
And my mama?
Oh yeah, I never even checked with this fucking floppy.
This was the creator.
Cuts to an advertisement for Tyler's new EP.
Fuck.
...shutting yourself away in a dark room like this has quite the change for you...
...to the life you've led.
Well, life takes unexpected terms, don't you think?
Looking back, do you feel that the choices you've made have contributed to your present circumstances?
Of course.
What you sow, you reap.
There's nothing much to reward it.
I thought it was you who re-put you sow, but...
So, tell me Lord Spencer, what would you like the world to know?
The truth.
But a short break before we begin this Ashcroft,
I'm not a young man, I don't have the energy I once did.
We'll put in the second one.
Grace.
We are Kennedy a few minutes earlier.
Okay.
Back in this.
Fuck!
You all right, Leon?
I am now.
Grace cleared the way for him.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm gonna settle this you just send us a job before immediate evacuation
All righty, let's see what this deck can do.
Surveillance, failure detected.
Over there.
Easiest pie.
Oh, what is happening?
Leon has his limit, sudden bouts of coughing and blurred vision will cause him to falter.
He can only wait for these effects to subside.
Well, that's suboptimal, I reckon.
Oh shit, you've got to be kidding me.
You can do it Leon!
Keep going bro!
Fire weapon repository 11?
You can do it, Leon!
Oh, yeah, the axe shit. I forgot hunks axe
Wait, oh my god, I cost 24,000
Like, you know, I don't think you can upgrade his axe
You can't even upgrade it
I can sell it but that bats like kind of corny you know couldn't of Leon also given one of
These two axes to grace or like what?
Okay, noted.
10,000 bunnies. That's bigly. Hello, first time shatter. Hello. How are you?
I
Was never that thing is alive. I shot it twice and once in the head
Is not
of
aggess of the problem for leon
of
the
of
the
of
the
can I still kill those guys?
What?
It went away!
It's long.
What? It went away!
Slumped.
Heh. Right in the back.
Or not.
I'm gonna change my mind.
Oh my god, he's struggling guys.
Someone help him.
Someone help Leon.
Ada help.
Ada help you.
in this game no unless she shows up on the covariant and I don't know I just
fucking plank just plank that's all I want to see in chat because I don't
fucking know if she is or not and people are gonna type clueless or pepe
laughing they're being funny just take plank just take plank I'm close my eyes
like five more seconds type link she's not in this game as far as I know she's
in this game. Oh god. No lash is not in this game. Here comes the lash.
I
Lash so are you nine you find Victor he goes all right, I'm done playing with you
I heard that Winston is in this game. Can you confirm? Super Winston.
No. No.
Go on Leon, you can do it.
Oh, some more Rekrame ammo?
Don't mind if I do.
Why are there three of them up there?
Why are there four?
Wait.
The double nades?
I haven't even used them before.
Um.
I have an idea.
The double nades? I haven't even used them before.
I have an idea.
I was actually what I had in mind.
Not exactly what I had in mind, but that works.
of
death
of
death of
death of
death
memory correct some repair functionality offline
eh?
off-line huh?
careful monitor, warning, off-line time available
oh yeah, let's get this over with
Oh my god, bro.
Noted.
Duly noted.
Fuck any fucking bodies there are.
Leon, hang in there!
Oh, Jesus.
But his arm though holy fuck looks like mine
I don't think so.
Are you fucking powering through it, though?
It happens when you turn 50?! I don't know, bro.
Oh, God!
Leon!
Grace Ashcroft!
Meanwhile!
What kind of legacy do you want to leave behind?
My research opened Pandora's box, a leashing disaster upon the world.
Except Elvis.
The goddess of hope.
goddess of hope. Blind.
Humans cannot predict when death will come for them. This is why they have hope.
I was wrong and I am plagued by guilt.
Happiness cannot be achieved at the expense of others.
I think that's enough for today.
Why did you accept my request for an interview?
What the hell?
Is that one of your subjects?
Of course not.
She was the one in the world.
I took her in to make amends.
Is she perfectly normal, just an average child needing a home?
She is my hope.
Aren't you beautiful?
Would you like to hold her?
It's Grace, question mark?
She's the problem.
What's her name?
Grace.
There it is.
Is there anything else she'd like to tell me?
I've said my piece.
I only hope it serves as a requiem for those who have passed.
So Grace isn't a test subject.
She's normal.
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, hell nah!
The
gore to VR, obtained file.
T-Fires Biowabend Incomplete Research and Mortality Memory Transfer Advanced Breed
of human mind control, all for the evolution of humanity.
Bats is from Human Experimentation, no response to questions.
Alps will be there.
Alps, look it up later.
More rationally expected of pure scientists and idealists,
that purity was the organ of madness.
A twisted genius had his core, some hesitation in speech,
as he answered the anger of regret.
Hope this letter finds you in good health.
My name is Patrick.
I'm running to you as the butler of Oswell eSpencer.
Perhaps you remember me?
I think I sent my gratitude once more
to you for taking the time to review the master of Oswell
to you today to inform you of his last will and testament.
In his later years, my master was often in a state of unrest and his speech was somewhat
jumbled, as such his last will and testament was quite unintelligible aside from the following passage.
I would appreciate it if you could read carefully, kindly at your earliest convenience,
below follows an excerpt from the will.
I designate Alyssa Ashcroft as the guardian of my adopted daughter, Grace.
She will be safe in her care.
Sorry guys, a little busy.
Leon can wait a second.
Lacking presidential authorization that organizations involved is donated for the usual procedures
the blame will fall solely on Spencer with we got Katie in here Kevin Durant
all right Leon what's going on bro what the fuck did I expect this fucking
transition what the hell
the paintings guys Leon's dying right now though
Am.
Focus.
Leon!
This is finally my chance to do something.
Focus. Leon!
This is finally my chance to do something.
Ah, shit.
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon. Leon!
Hey! It's me. It's Grace.
Please wake up.
Come on. Wake up, wake up.
Hey, hey.
Hey.
I'll just rest in my eyes.
That's the Leon I know!
Let me help you.
Let's do this.
Okay.
Hold on, I don't know the password.
What password?
Okay, see you left the light open for us. Any wrong code will do. Don't destroy all this
Wait the goddess of what was it was it was the important I hope not
Take a hold right
I can buy you some time
No
No, no, I have an idea
I trust you. I trust you.
So, the prodigal daughter of Returns?
I know the password.
Fulfill your destiny. And all will be forgiven.
I'll only eat you that nail mint!
Very well.
Brothers not care.
Aw.
Release all this surely.
Right?
Wait a minute.
Why are they putting fucking choices in my Resident Evil game?
Are we trolling?
Are we fucking trolling?
She is my hope, a blind hope.
Okay.
That's it?
Wait.
Okay
That's it
Yeah, yeah
Right God is a hope
This is it what what's the other option
Wait, is it really this?
I was wrong that I am plagued by guilt.
All that is true is you promise you'll learn this.
No, no, no, this is wrong.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is that a Victor Gideon?
Awwww.
Oh
Oh, there's a sick fuck mr. Kennedy I give you the honor of
experiencing my power
first-hand
I'm not sure Albus. Do you think it is?
There's nothing special about me. I was never any key
But you released opus
What is it?
Tell me!
What?
Leon!
Why?
My powers!
Oh, this is Spencer's atonement.
It's an antiviral.
Oh.
Amazing.
Oh.
What is it?
Tell me.
What?
Leon!
Why?
My powers!
Oh, this is Spencer's atonement.
It's an antiviral.
Oh.
Amazing.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I am humbled by my master's genius.
Your research was wrong.
Help, this wasn't a weapon.
There is never a key.
Spencer's paper was out-
Yeah, Grace, maybe, and Jack Leon?
There's no connection between Grace and Demo.
Do you know how much time and money I wasted on this?
Don't you see the genius?
With Elkis, all virus-based weapons are useless.
The world order...
will be thrown into chaos.
We want it. A weapon.
Instead, Spencer gave us...
Anarchy!
I will carry his torch...
and bring his vision to life.
You?
You and Spencer were a means to an end, yet he outweighed you all.
Spencer defied us and paid the price with his life.
He was nothing!
You are nothing but an imitation!
It's over, Victor.
The connexions is done with you!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Your ignorance is staggering.
It's a cure!
Yeah!
I'm working!
Well, that must feel so good now.
Let it all come down.
All of it!
Thanks for that.
Yeah, for sure you let on your feet man.
I'm sure you do.
Where's Grace?
Where's Grace?
Don't blame those last shots.
Spencer's vision lifts through me.
And I will see what he is brought to face.
And how many more will have to die to push him?
f***
ok, oh f***
bitch, stacked you twice
quick
Yeah
Yeah, I see that
I
Seems you're reaching your limit
Uh...
Good.
Kill!
Get up!
I have one rocket, I can't miss!
No!
It's... over.
I'm tired of the anger!
I'm tired of the anger!
I'm tired of the anger!
Okay.
We are.
Nemesis.
Alright.
Sorry.
All right!
Sorry.
Oh, you're so good at this.
How does he carry that? Anybody know?
How does the unfair that anybody know?
Why do you fucking sharpen your axe when you're alone?
Actually, don't be sharp.
Can you spawn any more sacks?
Shit!
Nice ass bro.
Holy fuck these tough.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Holy fuck, he's tough.
I just cooled off the leg.
What happened to Grace, by the way?
Grace at yep, that's what I was saying
That's what I was saying Leon sure sure you come in sure
Oh Grace Grace
She's alive!
We need to get you out of here.
Come on.
Get you out of here.
Um...
There's no other stuff.
You can hear me?
I'm not gonna leave your side.
I'm gonna stay right here with ya.
Oh, it's gonna get real dark.
I guess this is a done.
Who the fuck?
Leon S. Kennedy?
Spencer's asking.
I don't know. You read me, sir.
Yeah, they're safe. I got them.
Yes, sir.
Mr. Kennedy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Just again, I have a message from Captain Rescue.
Well that's not Chris, but it's a message from Chris.
I
Be damned can't believe that I do very laxity words
Feel better than I have an agent. What about sherry though doesn't she oh?
Yeah, she's infected with it too. Isn't she okay?
You got a dose with your name on it okay I was gonna say you back in action in
no time thank you Leon we've been a lot smoother if Chris and Ben so late to the
party fucking Chris it's a great question no I do I'm sure I'll run into
simple. I'll call you back.
In a random village? That would be a fucking great line to drop.
It's over then.
Yeah. Hope this really was our last hope.
Well, it's prayer, umbrella hasn't left us any more nasty surprises.
I wish we could have saved them.
Oh, okay.
I didn't hit any of her vitals she could still be alive
Maybe we can save her what I
Think I shot her in the face like ten times. I'm gonna be so honest
That's a pretty interesting right
All right
the Justice Department to reopen its investigation into Oswald Spencer and the Long Effect Umbrella
Corporation. Some believe the government deliberately drove Umbrella into bankruptcy.
The Lake Alyssa Ashcroft has credited with cracking the Oswald Spencer story. Conspiracy
theorists are already claiming that she was killed in a cover-up and the organization responsible
is secretly controlling our government.
What kind of news report is that?
I'll speak from the Oval Office.
The president is expected to reject allegations
of any government involvement since the Raccoon City
incident.
I was talking to the confused.
Why?
There's no way she can still labor.
I don't buy, I don't buy, I don't for a second.
Why was Victor saying that was going to be anarchy because if that's a fucking antiviral
and it negates all bio-weapons, how is that possibly a bad thing?
Because he's insane?
And he wanted the virus to control the world, so the opposite is anarchy to him?
Maybe because you can theoretically pick and choose who gets the antiviral? Yeah, but that's not anarchy then, right?
Like anarchy is like complete chaos.
That's like the opposite though. That's like complete control.
I mean, yeah, I don't know. That is true. Victor Gideon is not exactly a sane individual,
so maybe I should take what he says with a grain of salt.
Just what happened to Xeno?
Yeah, that motherfucker got decapitated.
Wester clone number 37 taken down.
He might still be alive.
Yeah, I'll watch the bad ending.
Sources tell me Zeno is stable.
I like it.
I think Hunk was also a clone. Yeah, maybe.
Nah, Hunk is just a fraud?
Is Hunk a fraud or is Leon just him?
favorite VA work in this game? I mean, yeah, obviously Grace, but I also did like Victor's
voice actor.
I
Know
And sherry's okay
Can we get to retailist? Yeah, she's doing great Emily is wow really Emily's risk is I'm sure
I am sure
Oh
Yeah, you got anything to say pussy
Raise that report. Oh you are so fucked in the head kill yourself what?
The remaining PSAA forces have been neutralized, retrieving the objective before they send
in the world.
DLC?
Countdown scenes video and graces report, special content models, concept art, jacket,
jacket, tactical life, challenges were completed.
Yay!
oh my god there's a fucking 60 page of her port is 60 pages
60 months wow anyways Leon is the guy behind the seniors
Oh, that's cool
If this is about the report you asked for yesterday, it'll be ready in three and no no two days tops put a hold on that for now
We found another body one that exhibits the same pathology as the others who've been investigating
They asked for Miss Ashcroft and then they hung up on me.
Rude.
What the...
They asked for Miss Ashcroft and then they hung up on me.
Rude.
What the...
They're coming.
Grace, we need to go.
Go where?
Mom, what's going on?
Hurry.
We need to keep our voices down come on
Oh, shit.
All this scene was so good too.
It hasn't been easy, but after much effort, here we finally are.
Who are you?
I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for.
The special one, the chosen one.
Miss Ashcroft.
Do I?
Do I?
You're telling me they weren't back in?
No, unfortunately not.
That's suspended upside down for hours?
Oh my god.
Oh, there are so many of them.
I want to see a scene with Leon, man. I have one.
Leon does his own acting.
So cool.
On that.
There comes all the way.
Not necessary.
I need to let the target rest up.
Okay.
Three, two, one, action!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah.
Ah, don't move!
Oh, wait!
You're still with me, right?
Oh yeah, did they do anything? What did they do with this fucking arm?
All of it!
3, 2, 1, Bounce!
Bounce! Yippee!
Grace!
Grace!
It's time to bury Raul's last skeleton.
That's more.
Sick jacket bro.
What about Grace's jacket?
Oh, very cool.
This is so lucky to have a manager that pushes her to grow as a person.
Make a zombie attack another zombie in the house?
Oh wait, can I see how many fucking of the things I got?
The statues?
9 to 25? Fuck off. Concept art.
Kennedy
Sherry
He's married oh
Wait, he has a ring oh my god, he wait is he actually
Actually, man.
Why is it gonna look like Joe Biden in the concept art?
The fuck?
This is Joe Biden.
Oh, this shit is fucking...
This shit is fucking freaky.
Oh
Emily oh
Jays
Bro, what was that? He said I didn't shoot any vital brother. He shot her like fucking pen times in the head bro
Like what is this guy talking about?
On God they played this a killing enemy killing Emily and people hated it so they retconned
that she's alive at the end I could see it.
I could see it.
Oh yeah the severed hand!
Bro, what the fuck was up with that?
Is that like a puzzle?
It's unsolved?
Smart.
What the fuck?
Okay, first and first, I'm gonna go pee, get some water, I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna
watch the other ending.
Let me uh, I'll be right back the other product will peak me
You
Oh
Yeah, skip
What is the creator desire to destroy I am plagued by you promise
You'll learn this that's it happens
this is it
um
What did you do?
Oh, geez grace
What did you do I said
Oh
You when I lie
Oh
God
Nero!
At least...
I can save you.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh fuck
Holy shit
Didn't hit any vitals though.
Yep, missed his vitals.
That means in descending by the way.
Leon's dead.
Emily's dead.
Victor's alive.
Sherry's dead.
Well, you cut off.
That's just it, huh?
What are these cannons? The one I got is cannon.
Wait, so what is this?
I should have just watched the video instead of reading.
In the challenge...
Challenge me to the final puzzle with the sweet pairs here, the voice.
Well the last piece I got in today figured out this mystery completely so it's everything
I've found so far.
R9's final puzzle begins at the finishing- Wait, in the challenges menu. Hold.
Challenges menu.
The final puzzle. Let the sweet pair hear the voice.
Okay.
Alright, now this final puzzle begins with the finish in the basement and picking up
the severed hand.
This is a complex mystery.
All my findings here are my own.
I did this.
I got this far, guys.
I got this far.
The sequence of letters here are RNA codons.
They turned it to glycine, lysine, isolacine, theranine, cytosine, histidine, smelled it.
A.K.A. Glitch, okay?
With the hourglass you find in Victor's office, I'm gonna be in the pilot empty out one
side for a secret message.
I didn't even notice that the hourglass fucking moves.
I didn't notice that it moves.
Our first secret message, u equals 380,000.
Second secret message, g equals 150 million.
150 million.
The final secret message can be found in the files.
c equals 4.2 Ly is what it all hit for me.
Why is not a normally is not a normally measurement used at all? It is actually light years as an aerospace engineer
All right fucking tough guy. I recognize this and finally piece it together
Piece what together bro, do I get to move on here?
4.2 light-years away is Alpha Centauri, a star.
380,000 kilometers away is the moon.
150 million kilometers distance to the sun.
In the main story, you do a moon-sun star puzzle.
Twice, right?
So I went back to the puzzle.
And...
It is Interactable only the one in the east wing is it is glitched
What?
It was repeated
GCU and a let's ignore a and use each
G is Sun each C is a star and each you as the moon. How would you even fucking think about that? Wait? Oh wait?
Right. That makes sense. Never mind. This is what happens when you enter Sun, Sun, Star,
Sun, Moon, Star, Sun, Moon, Sun, Moon, Star, Moon.
This is as far as I've gotten solo, I've tried countless solutions and none work, only this
This combination gets to laugh but nothing changes.
Okay, I don't know.
No, it's not it because there's like in the challenge thing,
like this would get checked off.
I mean surely someone's already tried this.
But like,
Who are the sweet pair, the two girls, Emily and the other girl, I don't know.
You probably just have to do it with Emily, I, well no, because to get the hourglass,
You need to put Emily in the helicopter.
You have to do it on New Game Plus?
Oh, do you have to be in New Game Plus?
I mean, I doubt this is anything.
Is the hourglass required to do the code?
Yeah, because it's not interactive you can't interact with the puzzle box
What I was gonna say was I don't know if it really fucking matters but
Aren't there two lab readers in the fucking thing?
Let me just load this save real quick.
the
wrong save maybe
kinda go back up
shit
imagine super just figures this out right now
instead of sending hate i will give some pausie vibes this time
i enjoyed the minecraft streams and jovids have been very nice lately
Thanks, bro.
I can't really watch your stream too often, but I hope you're doing great.
Thank you, man.
Love from me and my fam less than three.
So I went to this blood level the first time, but there's another one up here in the office
that you can go to.
Only one- Oh, did he say that?
Fuck.
I miss them. I must have not been paying attention that part
Grab Emily and input the code
I don't know. I think I need to get the the thing first. Don't I the hourglass?
But you can't because
After the laugh maybe interact with the doll found in the basement doll found in the basement
The doll found in the basement?
OHHHHHH!
Right, this doll.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's up with this doll.
Wait, so which- hold on.
But you- you can't interact with shit with most things while you carry-
Emily, right?
I don't remember where it was. It was up here in the lead research office. Is that the one that he went to?
Is the other girl's name Marie?
I need to scan the hand first. I already did that didn't I? I love I did that yet on this one
He didn't say that only the one lab works. He said only one of the star yeah, right only one of the star puzzles works
I'm I want let me go put Emily back down Emily
Take a seat
Sit down real quick
Let's just go to both I mean I'm not there's no way I there's no way super TF is
gonna be the guy to solve this but let me I'm just curious I'm just I'm just
curious
Why not cap off your February with one last great feat?
I kinda had a bang on February, nothing wrong.
Oh, technically it's already March, so.
That's the same one I had before, right?
GGCAGAUAACGUCUCU?
That's the same one.
ACG UGU CAU
That's the same one I
Guess I'll I mean I'll go scan it the other one as well just to check
Wait, so when you go get the hourglass can you go you can't go back inside can you?
You don't need it?
Okay, hold on, hold on, let me just give me...
Wait.
I thought maybe.
What was the M on that painting?
I don't remember or I don't even know.
I just, I mean, I doubt it does.
I just wanna see if you get like two different readings
if you use both of them.
Even though I'm pretty sure I went to this one
the first time and it gave me the one
that I have screenshot, but you know,
might as well, right?
What's the worst that happens?
The resident community was waiting for your free thinking and that puzzle is getting cracked
tonight.
You're also getting cracked?
This guy's skull.
Oh
Same one right did you see a g a u a c g u g u c a u
I'll go I'll have a thing
Um, I don't think you can do it in this one.
You already killed the singers.
Do the singers have to be alive?
No way, do they?
Or are people theorizing that they're important?
Aw, cause the sweet pear.
I'm assuming people tried to take Emily up there?
And do the puzzle with Emily?
Like there's no way I'm the first person to think of this.
Like, there's just no fucking way, right?
Put code into both puzzles? Only the one is interactable.
Only this one apparently is interactable.
The subreddit people said they translated the phrase and in Polish it references the
female tense.
What fucking phrase, bro?
What are we talking about?
sweet pair. Wait, so what is it? I have to input sun sun sun start. Okay, hold on.
Sun, sun, star, sun, moon, star, wait reset.
Got you something.
Sun, sun, star, sun, moon, star, sun, moon, sun, moon, star.
AHHHHH!
That's so weird.
I mean I guess I'll go check the doll?
But like bro look there's no way this is all like this is like all fucking literally day
one stuff.
Like there's no way no people haven't tried this right?
Like there's just no way people have not tried this shit already.
You're for sure the first king?
Can you do it?
Is this doll interactable with at all?
What's the point of this doll?
Why can you inspect this doll?
What's the point of the hole in the wall?
Well, that shows you that she broke out.
The other girl broke out.
What's her name again?
Marie.
Marie.
Now you can't put it on the bed.
Shoot the doll? I already tried that, bro.
No, there's like nothing you can do with the doll.
That's why it's so strange.
But there's like nothing- there's no interaction with the doll. It's just something you can pick up.
Zooming in doesn't do anything.
You get the reddit? It got solved like three minutes ago.
Wait, someone linked the reddit earlier. What is it? Are you serious?
I think you're trolling me.
If it's audio, does anyone try putting it into a spectrogram?
I have no idea.
I mean, you'd think.
Where was the other box?
It was like, where is it?
It's like near the gallery, right?
Or Chairman's office?
I thought it was Chairman's office, yeah.
Try the pattern in reverse on the other box.
That'd be kind of crazy.
I could try that.
This is right, you are a godgamer.
But I don't think you can interact with the other box,
so this doesn't even matter to begin with.
Yeah.
What's up with the notebook that never,
yeah, you pick up the notebook from that room
Where you go like in that box room the the chairman's office not the chairman's office the
Head researchers lead researchers office
You do pick up that
No, but the thing that's weird is it has to be all contained here
I think so because once you scan the hand it doesn't like get checked off
But as soon as you go down to the basement to get the elevator key it then gets checked off
So I don't know
Wait sweet pear equals DNA base pairs perhaps DNA has dioxiribos which is a sugar which is sweet
Yeah, but you can't come back inside here once you- like, what is- like, so what?
Like, as soon as you go outside, you can't come back inside.
It already isn't limited to the sections of part of Leon's gameplay later on that told
you to ignore A. Ah, I'm fucking, I'm coached bro. I don't know then.
Hmm
Hmm
What if it has to do with the wait what does it do with the one you have Emily do in the contamination ward ah
I don't I mean I
maybe but once you go down there I already did that part in this in this
didn't I already do that one in this yeah I already did all this so so you
tell me so you think you have to do all of this before you get the hand that
That wouldn't make any sense though.
No, there's nothing on the hand.
The last most likely unlock something yeah, but like where
Can you put it in a cold room wait I actually thought about this when I'm first with playing this game
I was like what if I went in the pant with no way isn't there like literally a cold room somewhere here
I swear to God there is cold storage
someone already tried that but someone already tried fucking everything man
well I guess clothing and everything but no when you when you go outside it to
get the hourglass you're locked out of the inside so I guess you're gonna I
I guess you're right, you wouldn't like your knives not technically limited to here?
Oh Jesus.
There's clues in Raccoon City too? Fuck.
Aw, thanks loves!
Matt Pat would have had this wrapped up eight months ago.
Yeah, we're going to bring MatPat our time, and y'all.
Guys, I hate to break it to you.
I don't think I'm going to be the guy to solve this puzzle.
Sorry, y'all.
Each RNA sequence has a paired sequence.
Maybe try the corresponding letters instead of the code itself.
A to U and C to G.
You're fucking, I don't even know what you're saying
at this point, bro.
You're gonna have to explain it.
You're gonna have to like write it out for me
and I can try it.
The thing is, okay, I wonder if you can still interact
with it once you do, once you make the first one last.
Let me go back
You can
But there's no lagging or leading strain how do you know how do you read an anti-codon if you don't know which way it goes?
How many fucking like bio majors are there in this screen the fuck is going on?
It's high school shit, bro. You know how long ago I was in high school, man?
You know how long ago I took bio? 12 years ago. It's a bio in high school. 12 years ago, man.
Has anyone tried inputting it again?
But you can still interact with it, huh?
But I closed it, shit.
Where is it?
So it's
sun,
sun,
star,
sun,
Moon Star Sun Moon Sun Moon Star Moon
So fucking weird
CCG, UACU, UACU, ACA, GUA is the matching?
Alright, but then what the hell would that spell out?
What does that spell out then?
Smart.
Hi.
Should I try putting it in backwards, fuck it.
Moon.
Star.
Moon.
Sun.
Moon.
Sun.
Star.
Sun Star Moon Sun Star Sun Sun
Guys
Try the same pattern on the three toilets.
That would be so fucking insane.
Okay, wait, suck, fine.
Sun is one, moon is two, star is three.
Could you fucking imagine?
Dude that actually might be something nobody has tried. I'm gonna be honest.
That might be...
a first.
The sweet pair is my fuckin' ass cheeks on the toilet.
And the singing is the echoing of my farts in the porcelain throne.
Maybe fucking go.
People already tried this?
How do you know?
Where have people gotten this info that people already tried this?
maybe but I feel like there's got to be something with that doll like there just has to be no
there's just no way right there's just no fucking way
Sun, sun, star, sun, moon, star, sun, moon, sun,
Sun
Moon
Star
Moon
Smart. I just joined why is he flushing toilets?
Guys?
This might be out of my fucking...
Please try!
Alright, hold on. I will try this for you, chatter.
Since you think you're cooking, we will try it.
I will- I have your chat message saved, so let me go back and try it.
Star, star, sun, moon, moon, star, moon, moon, moon, star, sun, star, sun, moon.
Isn't that more than the fuck weight the original code only is 12 years has 14
row how could that be the inverse if that's more than the one that you
originally do because the a's that you ignore translate to you
Ah, gotcha. Alright, let's try it. I'll try it for you, bro.
If this is not it, you're fucking permanently banned from the stream.
I'm kidding, but maybe not. Depends how I feel.
If this is correct, that'd be fucking crazy.
But I doubt it. I have my doubts.
You think Emily's like, why the fuck are we running back?
Well, I guess she doesn't perfectly know where I'm running because she's blind, but...
All right, here we go.
Shall we?
So we're going to try star, star, sun, moon, moon, star, moon, moon, star, moon,
Moon. Moon. Star. Sun. Star. Sun. Moon.
Eee!
Smoky.
It's a nice try.
Is there another doll that you can bring to the other doll in the basement?
No.
Now do it backwards on the toilets.
Yeah, man.
Let's fucking do it backwards on the toilets.
They got people translating the kids banging on the beds in the orphanage into Morse code?
Yeah.
I'm f**king good on that.
There's a doll in the jail cell in the dark area with the name Marie on the foot.
You mean different than the doll that I've already seen?
Well, by the dark area, do you mean the basement?
Cause I can't even go back there at this point.
Because I already fucking did it on this save file, or like on this point of the game.
I would need to load a different save, which I think is already overwritten, perhaps?
And you gotta rescue Emily, there's another doll there.
Right on the bed that she's in in the cell right? Oh, yeah, I think that's just like try I don't think that I was gonna do the Easter egg, but
This this does has nothing on the foot. Oh, you're right
Well, there's like something scribbled off on the foot, but I don't know
Come on, the Fallen guys, he's looking at the doll!
Fucking pissing me off.
Also you know what's really weird?
In the same room, why is this the only note in the game that you keep the physical
copy of like
it's the toilets
I don't know guys, I might not be the guy to solve this.
I don't think it does.
I also feel like I recognized this link but I couldn't tell you what it is on the top
of my head.
I knew I recognized that link.
I just couldn't remember what it was.
Are we sure the laughing isn't it? No, because if you go back to the main menu in the challenges, there's like a little, there's a thing.
There's like a challenge that you have to...
It's called the final...
Is it called the final challenge?
Are they at this one with Leon to hear the same laugh?
I know that they're just getting the hand.
I haven't seen anybody mention this yet. Every single zombie is dead. This is after I scanned
the handbook before I put the code in the glitch part.
The fog?
He said before after he's gonna have before you put the code in the box
Maybe it has something to do with the orphanage
Smart you can do it it's fam less than three can I
It's only I can bro
Guys I don't think super TF will be the one to beat this. I'm sorry
This may be coping boy dumb ass mess up the letters if you want to try the new one. Oh here we fucking go
Oh brother.
Guys, I just don't think SuperKF is going to be the guy to do it.
What if it's called the final puzzle because those who completed it died and that why no
one knows how to do it, Gal.
I was going to try to go into that staircase.
Where even is that?
Is it...
It's over here, right?
Yeah.
All right, bro, let's try, let's try bro's new fucking strategy, shall we?
And then we gotta do a backwards on the toilets.
This is gonna go down like the guardians of the galaxy Easter egg that hasn't been found
in 12 years that has a 100k bounty on it from the director himself.
Wait, is that real?
Is that actually a thing?
Okay, ready?
Star, star, sun, moon, moon, star, moon, moon, moon, sun, star, star, sun, moon, moon,
Star, Sun, Moon.
Who won't?
Smart. Nelson Nagalore's mishaps.
And just just just because you can do this multiple times.
The final puzzle, the final TF, super TF coincidence, I think not.
And the thing is, it auto-boots you out of the menu, too.
Like it- like it- like you solved something, like it kicks you out.
What is that on the floor that's the padlock from the original puzzle that locked that
thing shut.
I just want to go back to that other side I mean.
Now we gotta go do it on the toilets.
Thoughts?
Backwards, yes.
Yeah, I mean, I already have the hand.
It's not like you can do anything with it after it laughs.
What if you have a specific amount of time to do it on the toilets?
Is that a cod zombies community fail?
Back in the day just trying anything?
Is this a sweet pair of crew for the grace and Leon, and since you can walk around
Leon what if you heard the child laugh no because no I mean maybe but I should
go back to that staircase over here and see if I can hear that fucking the sweet
pair has to be marine Emily right because they're like they're like their
children remember when the fucking ascension Easter egg was just the
stupid fucking death machines for like a minute and a half like how could they
possibly thought that was a good ending to that stupid fucking easter egg. God, there's
just a fucking... unbelievable.
So when I go up the next stairs, there's like a laugh? Like a zombie shriek?
Since the screen said let's play after scanning the hand and then after you hear a child
laugh maybe it's some sort of hide-and-seek game or child's game see I
don't share it here like there was in the video but he said it was after he
scanned the hand before he input the code but this is me this is the same
same staircase I do that
right same as that same staircase
same staircase
this might have just been a glitch or something I don't know
hide and seek is not a bad idea
but if I put it back in is it still the same?
I don't know, bro. I'm not gonna be the guy to figure it out. Sorry, guys.
I'd really rather not deal with that guy right now.
No, it's not a required puzzle, this is just a-
I heard from good authority that this puzzle is only solvable in Hiragana on a league of
Legends Largitech keyboard.
Therefore, you are once again the chosen one, Aga.
No bro, it's not that I'm a critter, I just like, I just don't think I have the means
to solve this.
What was that, that was there, that's the zombie, don't worry about that guy.
Hmm.
Try the hand in the cold room, I already tried, I already went in there, I couldn't
do anything.
There was no interaction with it.
I already tried those are my first thought actually not to call you like
dumb or anything like that was literally my first thought just saying play the
keys on the pit you can't play the piano I would like to go past this guy
fuck off you man
fucking piece of shit
Maybe I'll tell him he's gonna be dead first?
Maybe, but I'll fuck.
That kinda scared me, I'm not gonna lie.
look at the roof
Yeah, you probably have to do stuff in multiple areas.
I think you're right.
Maybe there is no puzzle.
Related to the roulette table? I mean it could be.
What if they ship the game without adding the solution?
Look at the flush on the table by the door.
Oh my fucking god bro, it has to be with the toilets.
You can flush toilets, guys.
9.
What are the 29, 15, and 7?
Right?
if you shoot the fucking things like I think they just like lying to me
You were your better known brother, I did.
7, 15, 29.
Shoot all three numbers first, then roll.
You motherfucker, I just did that.
You were in my chat type in this yesterday.
And I just fucking did what you were telling me.
I didn't get any fucking reward, man.
You just saw me do that.
You only shot one.
Seven, 15, 29.
You shot one, open your eyes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, get glass,
no, get your eyes checked.
Go to an ophthalmatist, go to an ophthalmatist.
I'm so serious.
Bullet hole on seven.
Bullet hole on 15.
bullet hole on 29 man!
now what?
are we gonna keep typing or are we gonna say that you were wrong?
You shot them at different...
I did what?
We can flush toilets, guys.
9.
We're at 29, 15, and 7, right?
Are you genuinely fucking stupid?
Now type rage bait now that you're proven wrong type rage bait
Gebaided fucking people fishing whatever the fuck he's called. No do it
Just fucking put a nice little fucking lid on that jar do it
Why are you gifting this up?
Anyways guys, I don't think I'm gonna be the guy to solve this puzzle.
I mean, I'll go kill that one zombie over there and then walk up and see if I hear anything,
but I doubt it's going to change much.
Do the toilets?
Guys, we already tried the toilets.
I did this and this guy only shot the one number not even all three at fucking once bro
So my games bug what the fuck where's my
Don't shoot all at once, do not apologize to that guy, because he said shoot all at once,
Hey, but I only saw one!
Supert from chat trying to solve this shit.
Spot.
Today is my birthday, Supert.
I think I'm gonna get off here, so there's nothing I can do.
I
Will not be the guy to solve this puzzle and there's probably more you have to do past this area of the game
Giving up right before you get it
No, I just think it's not I don't think I might not even be close, bro
Imagine if the Wright brothers said there's nothing more I can do
I uh... got you something.
Right brothers.
Check the basement or you rest your ammo, you can't go back to the basement.
It's locked.
Basement gets locked when you come back up from the basement.
Check the 4 statue where the girl was chasing you with 4 stach, I don't remember where that
is bro.
For the roulette, the way it works is you shoot one of the three numbers, only one, then spin,
And if it lands on the number you shot you get a reward, it doesn't need to go again.
Hope this makes sense, smile.
Ran the laugh through a spectra. You won't believe this.
You are so fucking stupid.
Well guys, maybe someone will figure it out by tomorrow and we'll uh, it'll be cool.
Yeah, see like the ward, the ward gets closed off once you rescue Emily so, can't go
go back in there unfortunately.
Would 2020 Super TF give up on this?
Well, 2020 Super TF wouldn't...
Let's play weird
Very weird.
I mean the hide and seek idea is not terrible, but like...
Yeah, I know, the girl says let's play before the elevator fall.
I know that, I remember that.
But like...
Where do you even come out of in that area?
area. Did anybody remember where that even is on the map? I love it. I'm gonna have to
I took a shit in February, quite a few, though.
Yeah, I already took the prison cell, the doll, all that shit.
Yeah, that's the eyes of the same shit. I was like, why is it telling me that there's
no turning back when Leon lifts you up there and there's nothing up there anyway? That
That was so weird.
Just so you know, I felt like you were playing the game the first time and I didn't even
own it.
Wow man.
I have a theory perhaps.
Perhaps I don't know if you can call it more suspicious interesting. Anyway, I would more thinking it wasn't able seven that mother was the famous dummy finger puzzle.
So everyone knows an re nine. We get the notebook inventory very strange reading the puzzle from the re seven demo. I noticed the following. There was a blank notebook. You read the message on the wall wrote something in the notebook.
notebook. Okay. The same name and a notebook, and worst of all, when you trigger the puzzle
RE7, it laughs just like an RE9 when you enter the combination of Sun, Moon, and Star.
I don't know if I'd say it's just like it, but I mean smart.
Alright, I give up guys.
I'm not built for this.
Emily, do you know what's up with this fucking puzzle?
If you shoot at her, does she flinch?
Or she does.
What if I throw a Molly in the hole?
I'm gonna throw a Molly on the doll slash bed.
You tell me I didn't do anything? Really?
No, you can't do anything when I'm in this room.
Wait, why did it ask you for your age at the very beginning of the game?
What the fuck was that about?
data, huh?
smart well this game is fun I like I like Resident Evil games I'm a big fan I enjoy it I enjoyed it
pretty much.
Sun, moon and star.
I can't leave Emily behind.
Sun, moon and star, huh?
I mean, you just definitely could go behind, but like, I guess you don't want to, but
let's see.
I do a speedrun?
No.
I'm good
What if you play the laugh now with the door open
Good I feel like someone had to have tried that now
It's not that far
Yep, that's it for sure.
Alright, here we go.
You fucking piece of shit puzzle.
Let's see what this dick could do.
Sun.
Sun.
Star.
Sun.
Moon.
Star.
Sun.
Sun.
Sun.
Sun.
Sun.
Moon, Sun, Moon, Star, Moon.
So weird, Bill, so weird.
Smart.
I haven't tapped into the stream since you were, with shock glad to see you're still
Well I'm just actually not, but thanks Pinksy.
Is this post-game content?
No.
I mean kind of, but no.
I mean, I beat the game.
This is just a puzzle that nobody solved yet, so I'm just fucking around, seeing if I can
find something.
That laugh is apparently the furthest anyone's gone in this puzzle.
This is for a big reveal that overwatch is doing the recipe will collab next enter the sequence on the dolls buttons
What does that button?
Smart
What is it? Oh hell no, we're losing our fucking mind a little bit
toilet deniers this is closed behind you it doesn't close behind you finally we
made it we did it five years of goon into the super stream the hourglass is
I just like tell you about the code.
Emily?
Are you all right?
Emily?
Get the, I gotta give his thoughts on the ball.
Well, let's just, we need to keep moving, okay?
Emily?
Okay.
The leftover coins? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they just give you extra, but that's kind of a pussy play.
Devs, I'm not gonna lie.
I know, I was thinking the same thing, they make Harry so fucking sus just to kill the dude.
Like, at what point does the hand get checked off? I'm just curious.
I'm gonna knife here.
Oh my god.
Hey!
Shut up.
Like it's not checked off yet.
Please, just let it be in here.
Where are you getting the hour class from?
No.
Smart.
No.
How may be emoji.
This is how you get the Helix.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
Hourglass.
But isn't it crazy you can actually tilt the hourglass upside down and it fucking moves
to reveal the code on the top?
U equals 380000?
I know the globe is interactable, there's a few things that are interactable in this
room but like...
I give up.
Sorry guys, I'm not the person to solve it.
Sorry y'all.
Bro, live that?
Super and chat trying to solve this
That's fun, I like resident evil. I'm a resident evil fan. I'm hungry though
smart
All right y'all someone will figure this out
Somebody will figure this out
Not me though
In the end I hope it's you and me.
That was fun.
I will explore the toilets and figure it out you know bro I won't even I'm not gonna regret anything
Because I don't fucking know like I'm just lost like I don't even know it might be the toilets
I don't know what about the toilets
Moon just solved it it was the toilets
I
Everybody peace and love are you not ready before you leave?
Wait, apparently there's graffiti in Raccoon City that says, can you hear it too?
Oh
Rating sorry, I'm like tired. Uh, I don't know bro. Give it like a it was good. I enjoyed it a lot
Like it like a neat and a half why not games fun
Honestly, I could be maybe persuaded by a nine.