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03-11-2026 · 9h 09m
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Good morning, Aga.
Ahem!
Yo!
Big stretch!
yo big stretch
Oh
Do do do do do do do do?
Holy fuck you look so chopped let's not even fucking lie
Like are you joking? Let's not even lie bow
Self-proclaimed Kink Finder House D-Soft Carrage.
Get a haircut, yeah.
Soon.
My hair's long as fuck.
My hair's long as fuck.
Why's one of the five shirts you own from 2019 getting new clothes?
Bro, this is memorabilia.
Okay.
This is overwatch league vintage memorabilia
Smart bloke first time chatters you're cute NGL. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it, man
I bet it shitty quality, I mean it's from fanatics, so you know
You can figure that out yourself
I
Know bars out like that for months ratchet except to my prime portal eyes and eagle and James howlett and arson
Yeah, but but it's like but it's like
There's so much. I had so much hair in the back and like the front it starts like
When it gets long it starts like you guys see how it like starts to curl up a little bit
That's how I know it's getting too long
Oh
Dubskie is officially dead. It's a once a week game. No, it's not bro chill overwatch is not dead
Guys, I don't know if I'll ever truly quit overwatch. I don't think that's happening
21 months can I please get a welcome to the jungle you didn't say last month
Yo, welcome to the jungle, saucy duck. Appreciate it, bro.
This is my brother James. Appreciate it, bro.
I survived the game on Prime.
Aaron, except 20 minutes, Golden Bobby, except him on Prime.
Yo, everybody.
Guys, sometimes I just, you know, other games catch my interest, you know?
But I still like Overwatch. Don't get it twisted.
like I remember guys I I think you are forgetting I had when Marvel rivals came out that was
like three months straight of only rivals and like that was awful
I'd keep you seeing this yet, but the second best Twitter account dropped the toughest
bad meditation.
How are we feeling that they say Blash on speaking of rivals begin treating this on
next week?
I don't know.
Um, I don't know, maybe I may be a man you gorilla baby Matthew super lots of plotters.
I got to play a personal game the music is so good I saw that someone said this
yesterday what is this bro what is this love you
The Falcons picking up free agents?
Wait, this video is so good.
Wait, you did that? No, this video has like unlimited potential.
No, this video is so good.
These stealing ice cream cones from challenges to sidewalk.
No, that's a good hookah tweet.
That's really fucking good
Liking the quote tweet alright my bad bro like the original tweet too. Very happy. I
Want to see this with the second best Twitter account drop the toughest bam edit you actually look me the second worst Twitter account, but that's fine
Bro, I don't even care that he took 40 plus free throws bro. I actually don't like that
does not I don't give a fuck about that in the slightest Brit Brit in the slightest bit
Who cares bro 83 points
Also, bro, why are there Kobe fans on Twitter acting like bam did something like disrespectful
breaking Kobe's fucking 81 points can we grow the fuck up
like they are so fucking corny bro I'm so glad but BAM is top five all time
down my book I honestly I'm gonna buy a BAM jersey fuck it I'm buying a BAM
jersey
a big shot forty seven times and got a ton of free throw
Kobe fans were not having a good day what is this ice cube son I have a full mental
Health crisis over this BAM shit
The leech would hard to break both record they showed us that they got to do it is choose to give that I fully expect
What me to do it eventually now you better not let me down to talk about this bit. Thanks a lot King
I don't know how do they ever not have
They'll Kobe hate proper
I don't believe the 3-1 finals no more
How could you like I was hating all the times I wanted golden second I accepted that shit, bro like what a quick
This shit really changed how I look at the NBA, bruh.
No, bro.
Yeah, but nobody likes SGA, so it's different.
Wait, what is this?
Albert Berneko.
I will never forgive Trey Young for surpassing Kobe Bryant's career high for assists in a
a game eight times can we fucking like oh my fucking god bro
Like, can we seriously grow the fuck up?
I know bro, this shit's so good.
guys I gotta talk about something I got something why are you so handsome and
funny uh i don't know elio thanks for 12 months bro guys
guys how did chat look at the tray young assists headline and think why is she low key giving super
for TF here.
Bro, it's not going to be one to one because like I need to shave soon, but like, bro.
How do you even notice this, Sandra?
I'm seeing double four supers.
Like what?
But the thing is like I can't even fucking like, I can't even say anything.
There's no argument to be had.
There's no argument to be had.
Like, I don't...
What am I, what do I say?
That's literally you?
Bro, it's not even like just the hair too.
Look, I swear, like the nose?
Oh my god, bro.
it's everything though that's fucking crazy like if I bro if I had some
blush on and if I like was foolish if I shave my face oh my god maybe a little
bit of eyeliner
I
Geez
More wazion super evidence, maybe if I took some estrogen to okay, I didn't say that but
You should shave anyway that shit is grotesque, I'm gonna shave soon. Don't worry bro
Ah, thanks loves!
Some of the replies to this discussion are genuinely hilarious.
Jeez, man.
It's a good tweet though.
It's a good tweet.
But I
Think you look better not shaved. Sorry. I just disagree. I'm sorry
That's actually you know, that's fucking crazy. I know that's fucking great. It's it's it's something else
What is this what is this what is this deadlock night shift clip? What is this?
Alright, bro, I'm gonna get a little bit strays the raging garlic like that. It's not even raging garlic ZP brother
No, I'm tilted.
Did you see Trump endorse Jake Paul for political office, so I saw something like that but I didn't watch it
But like I saw people tweeting about it. I
Would never have gotten addicted to deadlock if it wasn't for you. Don't worry
Bro, I don't know I hate the worst game the one bad thing about living by yourself
Dude is it when your house or apartment just makes random noises and you think you're about to die like a what?
I don't know what I just heard. Maybe it was my ice maker. I don't fucking know, but maybe about that
I don't know. Maybe I'll be dead soon. Who'd fucking knows?
Some of the replies to this discussion are
Genuinely hilarious.
We're reducing the burned peanut and the raging garlic collab. Leon gets stuck in the last of us as he's surviving
I
Oh, yeah, I was gonna show this this is a fucking good to eat. I like this a lot
Resident Evil Requiem
I
Says cause you
It's fucking good. I miss Tekken
We all love Tekken.
You voting for him in 2020 is this about Jake Paul?
No, I don't think I am.
I'm sorry.
God is with us.
I know he wants us on the right side of history.
And everyone here has to do their part.
And God's got us.
Trump's got us.
God bless.
Love you, Kentucky.
Does he have sweat under his armpits?
What is that?
Bro, what's going on under his armpits?
Why is he so wet?
What the fuck?
Why is he so wet?
Look at both of them.
He's like going down his side.
And God's got us, Trump's got us, God bless.
That's apparent when you take PEDs.
Is that a thing, excessive sweat when you're on PEDs?
Smart.
Hello.
Now he's a great guy, he's a courageous guy, and a talented guy, he's a hell of a fighter
too by the way, and I just want to say I predict I'm going to make a prediction that you will
be in the not-goodest future running for political office.
Smart.
Why the hell is Jake Paul now?
I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Smart.
And you have my complete and total endorsement.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fact the cat compay wall in top eight is dumb as hell, this is hype.
Are you more of a Matt or Matthew I don't think anybody calls me Matthew
because it's a trash ass name whoa let's bring us down I'm restarting the song
by the way you can't stop me took me 45 minutes to go 10 miles yeah bro I don't
I don't know why Capcom is paywalling this shit. It's kind of annoying.
Let me see this though.
Jowhives, please. Final game, final round.
Wait, is, um, Sega? Like, is he Giga?
Wow.
She loves.
Wow.
Yeah
There was this big-ass man that's a got bro, that's fucking said God
Eww, why are you licking me this, man? Eww, bro. Eww, brother, that is fucking disgusting.
What the fuck?
Brain makes S.M. months, Death makes the two, Pyro makes the twenty-eight months,
Pukibo and Lav and Livia makes the fifty-one prime,
and Maddyka and Miguel and Fate and Litwick?
What is this? Twist?
I saw this bro.
How did you?
I passed you go.
So stupid.
No? Why the fuck would I do that?
Here's something for you if you ever decide to go to the gym.
Oh, I don't like that. I think this is actually what anime does every morning, believe it
or not. That's so fucking... That's you with Red Bull? Why are you talking shit? No.
Also Red Bull does not have that much caffeine. Howdy, what is this?
This would be a fun addition to the selection of ideas.
That's enough.
It's gonna be a fire addition to the collection behind you.
Wait.
An act with a requiem IRL where that's kind of sick. Wait, give me that
Oh my nose, what the fuck?
Oh, man
How much for that tissue?
You need to go to jail.
You actually need to go to jail, bro.
Say what?
How to say?
Be a good toy for daddy.
In Chinese.
Yes.
That's pretty easy to say.
Dang baba wang ju.
Dang baba wang ju.
Dang baba wang ju.
Dang baba wang ju.
Dang baba wang ju.
How to say it?
That's pretty easy.
A lot of people need this for tip to tip.
I was speaking a little bit um I don't remember we did we try to do that 3v3 thing last time
and it didn't work so we changed it to a relay race um he actually asked me if I want to do
today and I said yes but someone couldn't make it so we're gonna tomorrow the
3d3 but then it swaps like every 30 seconds so that'll be tomorrow
apparently the mod should work now the mod should work
It's me fine Berg Oliver against Ludwig Kyle F and nerdy
The relay was kind of fine. I like that the relay was fun. I had fun with that
Why don't you shave I'll say tomorrow game of new lash today
I have to agree that he is too honest and works harder than anyone else in the game true speaking of mods. What is this?
I
Have body hair the hell
Bro, I mean look at my legs, bro
Look at look at look at like a fucking you can like I can like twirl it too, and you can like see me like look how thick and fucking
Can you see that? Look at that, I'm like fucking pulling it.
Ow, my fucking bone!
What is this?
Oh, this guy's so good.
I fucking love this guy.
I
Can you do this right now for Lash?
How do you do Lash a lot in real life?
Here's the grand finale.
Bums 83 throws game over Shadow, this absolute game from the other day.
You're trying to slow down and the Nets have numbers.
Well, if I take this off, I actually break the headset.
This is not, there's no, you can't,
this is just, there's no fucking taking this off, bro.
This just comes attached.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
It almost looks like an antenna now, doesn't it?
Like I've had it like stuck up for so long.
It's like I'm receiving a signal.
Why is there a shitty gamer headset?
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
For the price, this headset is actually pretty nice.
I had this headset when I got it,
it was like 120 bucks maybe.
Um.
What's the meaning?
Well, it's happening like 30 bits, wait.
I don't know if I'm getting that center sacrifice actually.
I don't know what's happening.
I mean we'll see but how do I find my pathway past orders when I bought these
20 20 no oh geez what are these called
Um, I want to find how much the ones I have, but I'm looking on Amazon, I don't see it
right now. Maybe they're sold out? How can you say we're in a headset for hours every
day? Well this headset's pretty lightweight. Like honestly it's not that, it's not that
heavy. And the pad, like the ear pads are really like, they're really comfortable.
fight from death battle was neat and they came out with another really cool one recently that
is trending you may enjoy the fight if you care big soup saga go to your orders and the orders
bar just type headset yeah but if i go to like order oh insert to orders headset but you're so smart
yeah they're currently unavailable darn
How come it doesn't tell me, wait, I bought a second one in 2025 because my old, my first
one like broke.
Okay, wait, so 2025 and I can see how much I spent on it.
Perfect.
Yeah, this was $140, which is like not bad.
Given its quality, I think.
It's also an open back headset, which is nice.
You got the same headset, but why are we hating on me?
Why are we hating on me?
Why are we hating on me?
After disappearing from the internet for almost five years, Jeff Kaplan is coming out with
a new game.
I have a pair of IEMs, but they're kind of cheap.
I don't have good ones.
Wait, what? Jeff Kaplan?
The legend of California.
Online Survival Game?
Oh, hell no, bro.
Wait, guys, was Jeff a one-trick pony?
Yo, Jeff.
We're good.
We have Aaron Keller
Damn bro, he loves to spend the hammer shit, huh?
Can I type in chat without getting hated on today?
Bro, you were getting jumped yesterday, Chomber, I can't lie.
You called me dog shit in like five first time chatters, not on your ass.
You actually got fucking cooked.
Wait, this looks ass.
Am I crazy?
It looks fine.
Um...
I hate any survival game.
Survival games are fucking terrible.
They're just bad.
I'm sorry. I can't. I just can't.
Subnautica is the exception.
Subnautica is different.
Minecraft is
Goated and has the best sound design gaming it is what it is and then terraria
I wouldn't even count as a survival game because I think there's like
It's like the product the boss, but the way the game progresses in terraria. It's not a survival game like that
The only one out of those three that I would say is a true survival game is subnautica
And that's the exception to the rule because I think Sononica's done really well
Sorry Jeff, I think we'll be passing on that one
Oh, okay, well, I mean, it's not really up to me to go back to Alves, to be honest.
xbox sounds?
her beak is pretty long
um so we'll have-
Mai don't fuck with you no it's not that
me, Mai, are chill
I just like
if she wants me you know what I mean
I like
well I don't know if it would be
good for me to like go about like I
would love if it's
oh never mind
ah
the copper beak
her nails too
but that's for later
oh so cute
I thought that was me
I thought that was Mia. Okay, yeah. I mean, their faces do look similar for sure, but she's darker, um, and she also has a band.
Maya has literally said she would love to have you back. I clipped it and sent it to you already. I forgoor.
That metal band, so that's pretty typical. Thank you so much. That's pretty typical of, uh, parents or a born in captivity.
Um, yeah, she's darker. She's got-
Wait, I want to hear the halo music.
She's got a feather damage too.
Scary.
What the fuck?
Scary.
That's her recording sound.
Like the old iPhone recording sound.
Okay, I'm going to play the Xbox notification sound.
Smart.
Xbox notifications sound one hour.
What's that?
That's sick.
Oh, it's that.
It is the same thing.
Robin!
Yeah!
Oh, that one!
Oh, yeah!
Wow!
So fun!
How come if a human does this they get no praise it's fucked up while we live in though
So why am I sneezing? What's going on, bro?
Can you buy this and build it on stream?
No?
What?
This is 600 fucking $50.
6800 pieces?
What?
No, thank you, bro.
My nose.
But you know what's crazy about LEGO?
Is how, like, impressive their quality control is.
I watched a video on it once.
Like, how precise they get their fucking bricks is, like, kind of crazy.
That's why it's so expensive.
Yeah, I know.
It's like a ridiculous.
My brick is pretty precise, too.
I don't know what that means.
Smart.
Yo, B-Snow, check that 2-1.
Kind of rat, check that 6 months.
ATB, check that 6 months.
Prime 7.
Cut your hair.
I need to cut it soon.
It's actually getting in my eyes and shit.
load this up into the queue please load what up there's three types wait what why
why is Jeff Kaplan on a five-hour fucking podcast with Lex Fridman
He talks about why he actually left.
Is that true?
Lowest point in Jeff's life, Eek?
Why Jeff left Blizzard, huh?
for the pokopia stream jk just here for you guys i really want to watch
a 30 minute segment btw if you even care raga
We don't care what I have my guess is like Jeff was very stubborn in his like old ways of making games
which like we knew about how he fucking wanted to basically stop live updates for overwatch one and
when they were making overwatch two he like was still in that old mindset and he probably clashed
with executives at Blizzard and they were basically like okay you have to fucking change or get the fuck out and
He said all right. Well, then I'm not I'm not changing am I close
Smart
CFO pressured him to reach revenue goals and threaten layoffs if he didn't meet them. Okay, that's literally what I said
Is that that's like literally what I said just in a different way
Jeff is a part of old blizzard where they didn't fucking release shit until it was completely finished and
Modern gaming and new and new gaming these days you'd fuck you need a live service to reach revenue goals
Which Jeff didn't want to fucking change to that's literally what I said
that's a new statement bro you can so obviously connect the dots though it's
like not even fuck man I'm actually just too fucking smart it is what it is
my co-workers twin less than three thanks Mackay this is me by the way if you even
care why does she have a sword to what the fuck
Who the fuck is this guy?
Wait a minute.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Does this just happen in London?
I guess so, bro.
If you could have bet money on who will win, who would you bet on?
Any of you.
Wait guys, how do I turn these off now?
Isn't there like a way to like...
How do I turn these off?
Oh geez.
I thought you guys said there's like a...
Oh you can't in a clip.
Okay, now how do I do it?
Top left?
What?
There's some fucking top left.
Let's say versus who!
Let's say versus who!
Oh, the motherfucker from my hero.
Oh my god, earclaps!
What's the earclaps today?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
for grimoire versus super sword?
Unkillable minion HP?
I mean grimoire has to win though.
For grimoire versus super sword, who will win?
Wait, grimoire's getting cooked.
Yo fight back
Wait, but sword skills so oh my god, so again
Sword do something bang super grimoire
Bang
oh my god wait this was the saddest shit ever did you guys i i don't think i watched this
yesterday this shit is so embarrassing no this is so embarrassing no this is the saddest
shit ever crossbow versus grower who will win
how are we missing grower like
crossbow versus grow no this is so embarrassing
No, there's no NDA.
Just no update right now.
Who is the worst?
It's Crossbow.
Crossbow is the worst fucking earclaw.
He's the worst weapon ball by far.
Crossbow is so bad.
pretty bad too but crossbow is just an atrocity. Bro look at this literally bottom two grower
and cross bum.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Doot, doot, doot, doot.
Did I miss Bandal?
No, but we can tap in.
Whoa! They changed the website!
2011, 1.3 billion views easy.
I don't know.
No clue.
Music
I have no idea
Why did this kind of sound like that one final fantasy seven song and like a different key like let me let me go back
I think it's anxiety.
From Final Fantasy VII, am I crazy?
Yes, yes.
Well, isn't this for a second?
Now go back to this.
Come on, save.
Anyways, I don't know what song this is.
Won't birthday, Billy?
2011? I mean, surely I've heard this song, you know?
I don't like this song.
I didn't like this song.
I didn't like this song.
you can't relate bro it's just not a good song like the chorus is kind of annoying
Bro stop being a perfomative you can't even spell
Well, smart.
Like, I don't, I just, I don't.
you
you
you
you
you
you
That's how I do it, you know what I'm saying?
Our real name is Texan.
Yeah, that would make sense.
God damn it.
Ah, thanks, loves!
coughing baby versus Zahra Bomba
How do you feel about the eagles losing all their payers I'm quite happy to see it
I got it.
Are we playing Tekken when Season 3 drops?
May have to tap in.
Are you know what they use with all their players?
I mean, they lost some players, but I don't think anyone they lost was like...
Key players?
Um...
I don't know smart
Also, there is a report that Adam Schefter made about AJ Brown smart. I don't know if you guys saw this shit
They would rather not move him even though he would like to be moved and they are not going to move until they get what they feel
Is a fair price 83 point game
Oh geez.
Oh geez.
Be right up the hill, be right up the hill, then.
You're finally cool.
Ignored my lust on a minus four, I guess.
I wrote this song.
Took a song, ain't it?
What is this?
He stood unshaking, a voice in the store.
Yeah, bro, I'm really glad you sent this twice, actually.
Why not?
Conviction.
Like, I'm really glad you sent this twice.
I agree, boy.
He sparked the truth when the cost was high.
you
you
you
you
you
You
What is anonymous yeah
Welcome, Liam. Bet you had a kick-ass first day.
Shit! Shit! Shit! Holy shit! Damn it!
Ah, Jesus. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck you.
What the fuck? You asshole!
Yeah.
But they left out the best one.
Towards the end of the game when he's like,
Oh, is this a fucking joke? Wait, the song that plays, but hold on.
The escape theme from this shit is so fucking good, by the way.
No, this, this, this, the end of this game is so fucking good.
Really
I'm Steve's fire too. Yeah, I'm so Lee on beat the shielder
Played five, played one campaign to six, and I played seven, although, y'all hope bam
out of bio, what do you got from me bro?
I
Happen to live action one piece. It's good. Is it actually
I
Let's have a good start on some gaming soon thoughts everybody
Fucking stop sneezing bro the fuck out man 25 year old man, and you're fucking sneezing
Not before connections.
you shave we me he you what are pronoun the homophones there's also palm
Tom, Spruce, you, pine, tree, we got trees, or a homo-
See I feel like homophone pronouns is just like obviously the purple, like am I crazy?
So the trees are bait, pocket, affliction.
Pitch.
Ouch.
Jazz.
Spiff.
Spiff dress.
Jazz
Palm tree
Palm
Snow ice cream cone snow cone traffic cone pine cone. What are cones?
Oh, palm pocket lift and pinch, like steel, like you're stealing something, right?
Yeah, then like, to be like, you're presenting yourself in a nice, attractive way, you're
like, you're, make a nicer with up.
DEI connections? What can I say? The fuck? Yeah, it was kinda easy.
That's pretty easy.
Oh am I just a fucking genius?
Like hello?
Can I give myself some fucking credit on this one?
SLOP!
What is this bro?
Mihawk had one of the coldest introductions ever in live action.
Just killing some time.
One moment.
That's enough!
Smart. Can we listen to Snakey to fence sit a remix? I miss it.
I throughout the episode this is unbearable.
Bar-a-bar-a-bar-a-bar-a-bar-a-bar-a-barptorrpturing
Alrighty
Lock me
I had the key
bar-a-bar-a-bar-a
You
love SuperTF.
Looking cute, have you been hitting the gym lately?
Yeah, can you tell, bro?
My fucking huge arms, fucking massive, by the way.
Girl I just I like just like my Instagram story you're invited to our wedding. Yo, congrats, bro
They'll do some noise to them a soft clean into our care titles that they grant them real power
Shut up drifter
Okay, thinking I know what I want to run on drifter these days.
I feel like wander like I don't know bro.
His build is just so weird to me.
I think he's just better than me so he can like play his build better but like what build
It was that Merc Magtrifter running last night with 80k damage that was nuts.
Small it.
New invincible season soon, Pogart.
Wanderbuilds are off, Meta.
Yeah, I don't know.
I see him play sometimes.
And he just like, I think he's just a better player than me, so like he can make his shit
work.
I don't know.
He's a dad?
No, bro, I tuned into his stream, I think like two days ago or something after I was
Unstreaming and this guy's playing mowing krill with sixty nine hundred health or some ridiculous shit
And he has like a like a baby vest like the whole August like holding your baby and like
His baby's asleep and he's like rocking her as he's running around on mowing krill with shadow weave and alting people from the shadows
I'm like
I'm like, what is this guy fucking doing, bro? Like you know what?
and you still haven't held hands with a woman makes you think I literally have
though why'd you lie about variety I didn't know I didn't lie you know stop
typing before I break your neck in a video game
I don't know bro, I don't know what the hell I'm feeling.
I wanted to try Mirage, didn't I?
Yeah, I did say I wanted to try Mirage after that game yesterday.
Let's try some Mirage.
Fuck it.
What did you do to him?
Bro, I talk to Bull like every day guys.
He's still around.
He's been mining Ruminite ore on Rinsuke.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Guys, what if I feed on Mirage?
You will.
Legitly, deserve to have a place to call.
that super job yes no I have class but I don't have a job in I was just thinking
How do you do that?
Smart.
He's got the nerra, like...
I was just making that kind of crazy note.
Well, I never played this character. This is so strange.
I never play this fucking character it's an egg angle I don't think you want egg
sorry guys I don't think we're getting the egg today
Oh, 20 damage!
Maybe more than 20, bro.
I thanked Nature Lakes for 17-1 Prime, so have birthday, bro.
birthday brother.
Oh.
I'm the one of the fucking local.
Nishala said buy egg.
Guys, I will not be buying the egg.
are y'all your damage low key fake before QSR I don't think you buy QSR anymore I
think like I don't think that's that's that's that's how you play this character
anymore true by the I'm not buying the egg man we can't buy the egg
How much damage is this trick we're going to take?
I don't know how much that is.
Okay, that's too late for the egg. It's literally too late for the egg. I'm sorry. It is what it is guys
Drain them
She's gonna take a lot of damage no
I want to take their camp, but I don't know what my calico is doing, stealing boxes.
Yep, it's true, they do.
It's actually true.
TP on me, bitch.
This is the best!
YOUCH!
YOUCH!
Goodbye flinching!
off the truck
Rogers that is so dirty
Now how does he move like that, bro? How does he fucking move around like that? Oh bonus health
Do I buy healing right here? Like I don't really feel like it
Maybe I should
Wake up buddy wake up
I feel this kiss cool. Yeah, this guy's gonna get fucking pounded
Quick, full 100 on his head real quick.
Quick, full 100 on that drifter's head.
Like, bro, is this character balanced?
He just can't be away, though, that's real.
I'm gonna go wrong green. I'll do it do it. No, please
You're gonna be so stupid on your own.
Do it.
Oh, do it.
Drifted a TP on me.
The loss.
Well, I don't think I was like,
I don't know.
Drifting on things too hard.
Or, horizon on things too hard.
I think you just have to
see a little careful,
because you're squishy
oh I'm fucking stupid
I'm fucking stupid
oh my god
quick little 400 on my drifter's head
we can't leave with me bro
I can take blue.
Bro it's so fucking tragic, like what do you do?
Merage just stays at like medium range and just like, no there's no way this character's
bad.
I actually don't believe that for a second.
This character's bad.
I don't know why he's been ready to solo, but like it just can't be as bad as people
I am
Like this this drift around
I'm gonna go check on yellow pistol here.
Bye bye!
He dodged my thing this little rascal
But I feel like I'm like not even like doing anything crazy on drifter. I mean mirage, and I'm still just like owning
Like is that it is that how this character works?
You're in shit low and carried it by Calico. I'm in a turn ish, bro
I'm a higher rank than you could ever dream of being
Sorry, that was a little rude, but like I mean they they they made fun of me first like you know it is
Blast is missing.
Alright, he's back in.
So how do you farm cannons basically?
You pop them all twice and then the little ones die and then you just focus the big one?
Seems right.
Super 2889 W
I'm coming
We all love deadlock anyone who says otherwise is mine real
Oh, he's alone you back to
What? Why? My blue guardian? What did my blue guardian do?
Um, how do you feel about running this urn? I really don't want to do that because I
farming, but someone's got to do it.
This mini doesn't give a fuck about me.
Keep farming, yeah. Someone else should run this earn, it's not my job.
That's how I feel I will get fed and I will carry late game and then that's just it
Will he TP this game, I'll think about it
TP to the team fight? Should I? I don't know. I'm just gonna keep farming. In my opinion,
I think that's better. Someone's here. I have more important things to do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
That second good punch might have knocked him in the first one.
Like, bro, I swear.
I have options to turn him.
This character is very simple.
Wait, maybe Maraj is a good starter character.
They'll always ask what's a good starter.
Maybe Maraj is the answer.
This character plays itself.
She has slowing-action.
I'm gonna be careful
Yeah, it's right here
I'm saying about TPing, but nope not my job will keep farming until I get fucking giga
I could keep you green
Maybe not I'm going in he's near me. I heard a go in this piece
I don't have debuff from over yet, so...
I got fucking melee by the creeps.
What is this build? Where's QSR? QSR's old morage, you don't do that anymore.
But maybe I should TP over. Fuck it.
I'm coming for the chain, jumpin' by arms.
We need some low-cream.
I'm here.
There goes one HP.
Yeah, I missed some shots didn't even matter
I have to drop it because I'm gonna die to it
This is a free turning. Yeah, we should be good. I just need someone else to pick it up
Where is it?
I literally think it's fine if we lose yellow for this
I actually think it's completely fine we don't even lose it so it's chill
Why doesn't it be the step of his fucking lawyers so silly wow like why only are you serious bro?
Why only like let's be serious
I'm picking a burn.
I'm on the lever.
You got a drifter going towards you?
I see him.
Uh oh, he's on me.
I'm on walkie-talkie, you fine?
I think you're okay, you know?
Can we, can you shoot blue, uh, Guinness?
I'm sorry, I mean, y'all, I mean, sorry.
Yeah, he's in a tunnel.
Uh, if you run it, if you just run the turn, uh, it's three.
I'm hauling ass, you sure?
Yeah.
I don't see anybody.
W all.
A job well done.
Says the silly guy.
Say it.
The silly pig, the disgusting pigs at Draklok,
want you to actually believe that that
manufacturing win rates in Mirage is 38%
wow.
That wasted my boost.
I mean, bro, I kind of believe that they are like there's just no way
He's just strong this character is like what?
Let's get some music on shall we
Grace already has a ricochet
race
Yeah
Where's the early echo shard? Oh
Soon I don't think you want echo shard to you mashup tail, which granted I'm about to do but
I
Throw some peanut in the top right are we tapping into the burp you know everybody what's happening
there are the docs
last out of the millennium
yeah okay that's what that was
It was inevitable.
It was inevitable.
Smart.
We're actually all tuning in to the sheriff.
Stop.
Smart.
colon three tail colon three tail are you a
larp or have you actually played sonic heroes bro I have sonic heroes on the
fuck I have I have a disk for sonic heroes somewhere my my parents house on
the game cube
Thank you for patience, and someone immediately imposes, that's fine.
Here is the Paradox.
Could you play Vindictus so I can send Sheriff for the Vod so he can learn?
I don't know if you've ever seen me play Vindictus actually, that would be disgusting.
Mirage's gun is called promise is kept.
I
Like this.
I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
Alright I think this character is too strong.
I'll call this- I saw some tech.
Let's see if I can recreate this tech.
I was right this down.
Wait, there you go.
Oh god, this is pathetic.
I know it's okay.
well I want to fight somebody I'm like so strong I need to like beat someone up
a little bit yeah there is drifters you know let's push this let's go
well let's get right down this but
okay well that's good they waste a bit of ult's one ability of mine waste two
walls of air is the sick
you still fighting or?
they're kind of pushing me a little bit
well they might balance first cause it does
it should come down
where this hay's gonna be low
i got some losers
never mind i'm fine
okay you got it
can we push this maybe?
yeah man!
He's balanced actually. No, I think this character
No, he's balanced I think
Can we kill this guy? Can we kill this guy? Just come to me, come to me
I'm running green. We need someone to hit green
That's all green
If you be so kind, cute, and patootie...
Question of the-
YEEEEEEEEEOWWWW
I didn't choose this fight, but I was finishing it.
The early is ours.
The four lashes trying to make something happen.
I
See you're playing the demon of Cheyenne today good choice
My god, you are so big what the fuck no this character is broken I'm convinced
Actually every game against Marash has been uttered
I thought cancer for me
How is this one way?
Cuz the pole
This is fun
This is fun for the face
Is that fun?
I got last coming over that way.
Where's he at?
Yeah.
I'll push twig down.
I'm boosting green, Mr. Salamai.
okay I'll be alright we can turn you down oh yeah yeah okay bro I'm just like 1v3
man like what is this shit they can't they can't fight me they literally can't
Fight me dude!
Oh, I can't see you!
Yo, let's talk about it actually.
I
Brickish a now bro chill. I got the money for it now. I got one tail off bro chill on me
Shoulda bought the egg, yeah, I don't think the egg was needed this game.
I'm gonna be so real with you.
Oh well.
There's another wave here, I don't mind if I do.
Where is my rickshaw?
Yo Viscous, can you turn this way?
I'm not sure why I went that much.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Look at what?
Ricochet applies stacks?
Yes, bros.
What's that?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Ricochet applied stacks? Yes bros, but this character is broken as fuck.
I'm just gonna suck up our whole jungle man, like what are they gonna do about it?
They are unsafe for me.
They are unsafe for me, holy fucking shit.
I'm just gonna grab this shit if I can.
I
Yeah
It's a lot of you that such a big bag and then I have to kill me first you kill us go you start what it is
Are you gonna farm all day?
Rolls get you spell slinger instead of titanic mad galger spell slinger
Maybe let's go yellow
I'm busy right now. I got one point things to do
Face a little bit more eyes. Let's go
We don't wait here. They don't know get there and they don't know. Oh my god. I'm so fucking massive right now
I
Wait
He's just farming bro
I think we can kill these guys.
I'm coming.
Big.
I'm so big.
Okay guys, I'm disgustingly big right now.
You're so big.
How do you afford to kill these guys?
Bro, I'm just going to go walk and someone will kill them, which will be a lot.
I don't know now.
What build are you using?
That's okay.
That's cute.
You can literally just WK these guys.
Drifter almost got one shot
They've died pop Drifter up
To me three quick fight somewhere. You just play extremely aggro. I have ricochet silencer like I need to do something here
Yeah, yeah, come back like save this water like listen theory retarded
I'm going green okay, okay, yeah
Ivy do not die
I have three on me.
I'm trying to get those three coming to you guys now.
do something here
I'm out, peace. I gotta go. I don't want to fight, I'm out. Goodbye.
You gotta be sure. You gotta be sure on the side.
You have deep over, deep over. I'm good.
Hmm, I'm taking a lot of damage all make it hunted
Oh, man
Just fucking run me down a little bit
In hit next or what I don't know. I think it's in defense of some sort
What do I go
Do I keep those run on the defense. It's true. It's green. No point
Why are you using your wand because I forgot that it exists I should probably be like 2
p in places huh?
I just need to be there.
I don't is leech the play on this character?
It might be.
I don't know though.
35% less damage is just more HP.
Wait.
maybe true
your marriage with the reason is your own
this may as my bill
as a little bit
the lady
are
are
as you next to it
i'm gay keeping basic i'm saying
uh... okay
i'm just getting it's not my bill
i'm sorry bro
i just lied to you for no reason
oh i need a flex slot
I don't know some time
I kind of want to get transcendent cool down i'm not gonna lie
Is that i can just pop i can just rock my box faster it's like
The teleport is two feet and gets canceled
This army hex, we gotta grow up.
Well, I gotta press one more, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting.
They're just behind!
They're getting souped.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
I can hear you, man.
Jump again.
Nice.
We can just fight this.
I'll be right back.
Holy fuck, bro.
Why is Calc on that voice line?
I don't know what he's doing.
I think he didn't get it every year in basic literature.
Okay, we're getting this last walker so I can get Inhib.
Inhib? What do you think this is? League of Legends?
The hell? Is that a thing in League?
I don't know, I've never played it.
Oh, that's the things that spawn the super minions, right? Yeah, that's the thing that spawns the super minions, the shrines.
How do you guys, we gotta end this?
This, 70s.
Don't stop being annoying.
Bro, we don't have like a good front liner for me to stand on the line.
Holy shit, how many fucking seconds am I gonna be something which really sucks ass
Oh my god, where's I oh jeez I
Want this Walker so bad I want in here, but what the hell he's going on right now
Whoa that fucking dagger holy shit went by my face so cold front
Yeah, sure
Sure, I'll do that and then juggernaut maybe next I don't know juggernaut seems pretty good
I am a hell of a bodyguard.
Metal skin?
I remember to use my 1 a little bit by the way.
I don't know how I'm gonna use that shit.
I think I just ran it down a little bit, I can't lie.
Wait, what's Tummy?
No, I wasn't like, what's Tummy?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
ToastRangey with 7-2?
Oh, my God.
Oh, it is 1 and 12, everybody!
Smart.
Yeah.
Did we get Metal Skin here?
Oh each
Yeah
Oh, that's really bad
Guys that was your first death. It was my first death
Bro, I feel like we don't have like an actual like I don't know
We don't have a little tank which sucks ass
character's fault
is that a character's fault
die die
alright team we can't get caught out
I
Yeah
High beautiful people and also super. Well, why do you have to say also and why not like am I not included in that beautiful people or what?
I'm more confused
I pressed one one time you guys impressed
Can you you can't stack this on one person can you the scarabs
You can
I'm not gonna, ah, what do I, do I get leech?
I can get curves for the Haynes, I guess.
Lucky shot, no.
I try on that one, no.
down that one now
shoot the shooting
drop on roach run
drop
Nice work.
Just haste it on me.
Oh, oh yeah.
I see the enemy.
I forgot about that.
We used our Dungeon 30.
They are good call
If you do something was done 25 seconds is still inside
Dude
My goofy ass team
Bling!
Alright guys, how are we losing this?
Like actually...
Oh no, I'm doing big things right now.
They're whole teams about to buy.
I
Just killed you somehow
Yeah
Do I
Like is it just leech
I don't know
Are we pushing blue?
What are they doing?
Turns up.
We should at least...
You need Titanic?
Bro, I think I do need more ammo.
I need their choice.
We can at least earn.
I would have went reverb.
I think you're right.
You're so smart, bro.
Oh my god.
Okay, we just keep getting caught.
This is like so bad, bro.
I
Doesn't keep I don't keep saying to be a man. I don't know how the game works. Oh my god. They're all stupid
I was down. I wanted oh my god. Oh my god. They're all dumb. It's actually embarrassing
I'm like getting second hand embarrassment that they don't know how it works anymore. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, they actually don't know how it works anymore
You gotta get ready for men yeah, they're doing men
We read it together guys
Target a location on the main map after a brief wait teleport to that location.
Taking damage during the wait period causes the teleport to be interrupted.
Just hold.
The
toes he's talking to you by the way bro.
What's up?
Talking to Armageddon.
It's the names I left toes.
Oh, that's really bad.
yeah
wait guys maybe mirage in the buff
oh my god my frames oh my god my frames what's going on
Okay, we can say that I was useless, but like 0 and 8 Viscous, like Toast on my team drools
on himself.
oh my god toast what are we doing oh my god oh my god oh my god oh an 8
viscous 1 in 14 ivy oh my god oh my god oh my god
Wait, I don't think but I don't think my mirage is the issue that game at all though
Wow
Build is terrible no way bro not even know not a shot
Maybe unstoppable is a goodbye, but
Tankbuster
I
Must be a short side of it available for the patch notes or just like the fixes
What is this
Bro, this is exactly what I was talking about, bro.
Wanda over here has the fucking baby Vesta on, rocking his child, Shadowweave, Moen
Krill, 20,000 fucking health.
This is exactly what I was talking about, bro.
And then he does something like, what the fuck?
Your main problem is getting caught in a
Kelvendome? Yeah, I think you're right.
Why don't they not play that game poorly?
Oh god, chance of the Q.
Moe and Cruel parents are dads while the Lash players are single.
that super TF? Why are they green? What the heck? Why are they both green and everyone
else is grayed out? Oh, I typed A. Maybe Mirage is balanced. I don't know, guys.
Wait.
That was cute.
This video is peak wide, bro.
Niggas love that deadlock. Wooo boy, they can never get off this shit. This shit like
Valorant and it's second form. They can't get off this shit. Yeah, I did. Hold on,
I'm on deadlock right now. I'll get on that after. San ad nigga. Oh boy, love this shit.
Valve actually, they just released this game a few days ago and there were like zero complaints.
Every time Valve makes a multiplayer game, it reinvents the formula. San ad nigga. Niggas
I swear they know everything about vile niggas be dear Ronald fuck that nigga
hey bro we get it we get it we get it he's he's got it we get it we get it
uh evil matthew leeson except to doze them and peach pigeon and killer and velora and
and Swapka and Little Bean and Satchel and Spee and Ruxus and Frobo and Type 1 Fenderlob
I'm playing you.
I'm playing you.
Oh nice try
What is this why are you going up from some three-year-old post on my subreddit bro
three years old you can't even say it's AI it was it was early AI
when are we getting another hitman stream Marga
I don't think so.
Why can't I why can't I lash all Guardians by the way?
What's that about?
Let's see how you do against the Crash.
Spam?
I give item upgrade, glass, cannon, and console, then watch your game crash once you spent
one mill.
No.
What?
No.
I just won't do that.
Oh my god does I have no plans for my birthday what should I do?
Crack?
A girl maybe?
What the hell?
Oh my god it's silver.
No my birthday is March 28th.
March 28th.
you get new emotes? Um, yeah. Not to sound like a smart ass, but like, if you saw the
new emotes and like, never mind. Never mind, ignore me, bro. You know what I mean? Like,
If you look at them, and they're new, like I feel like that's like...
Uh-oh, oh my.
Ah!
Is March the toughest month to have a birthday?
I think, yeah.
Oh, nice try.
I'm gonna carry this over get ready
Oh my god
Box Max
He's dead
He does
Guys there are any grids in the box
Fuck me
guys there are any grids in the box
fuck me
back way
the box is weird the boxes don't spawn if you stand on it huh
hold back
hold back
Oh
Are you kidding?
See the enemy they should tell you frag you, yeah, I'd beono interactive and fought I think
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
Oh, I guess this bottom one month? Let me think about that. Nah. It's gotta be a winner month.
Winner just sucks, bro, as it is. Oh my... Oh, the Silver is beating me up.
Yeah, me too. And when she's together at level 6, it's Silver.
true level six I know what you are
I think the best one in the year has got to be March I'm not okay
headed this way
Don't you get it? I'm playing
Says
I can't hit her well, I can't hit her she's too small. How does it feel to be 30 in April? Bro, you lost?
Holy... I wanna shoot.
Toxic? Okay, this guy's his first item, Toxic bullets.
Yeah, that's... same.
You just swap lane or it'd be like the best thing to do?
Oh, she's by herself, she's on the left.
I'm the slow, be careful, don't know.
Oh shoot.
My Calvin, oh geez Louise.
Ready to use death slam.
Ready to use?
Fading with your ass comms, bro, she literally got the buff.
It wasn't, it was, the, what?
I didn't tell him go in and fucking die.
This is by herself.
Which is true.
So I went to get the buff.
oh jays but there's literally no reason to hate marks by the way
I
Can I be serious
Who's ready to see me be amazing
Yeah, you're right
I don't know somebody I can try then doesn't heal that much
though look for the grade let me know let me let me
I want to fucking delete this crazy existence.
She doesn't deserve to be happy or be alive.
Holy shit, bro.
I'm on the floor already.
Hold on.
Next time we're gonna watch my ultimate.
Sure.
That's a horse.
Let's go to the ship.
We're awful.
Chump, last says to a high school girl.
Ow, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh
Wow
Lash fights for the IDF what
I
Really was slam
We're playing TV out here man
I
You know a gang I'm all I pull look our poll look our poll. Yeah, I'm looking I see she's done me go in
We have a fed wraith?
Is wraith so good even after she got like birthed?
Let's go on wraith, anybody know where my wraith player is at?
I can help you with grates.
You don't even need me, bro.
That was my thought.
No need to fire.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm on the silver.
I can ult her.
I'm running here, to be honest.
Still on her fucking jackpot?
Super, are you a top or a bottom?
Sorry, what?
What's that?
Don't say anything.
Oh, okay.
How about an opus braze, maybe?
How did I not, how did I miss? Somebody tell me. How did I miss there? Anybody know?
What was that bullshit?
Oh, I missed.
Oh, Graves!
Oh, Graves, you are so annoying to play against.
Yeah, I know Lash is not optimal.
Mid lane, but like...
Graves, if you don't fuck off, I'm gonna slaughter you.
Brazen literally won. I missed my missed six shot. That might have killed her. Do I go for the kill? Yes or no? Do I do it? I have a vlog.
You're right, Sof.
Do I have to try half?
I'm not dead.
OH MY GOD!
Silver and old. I should fight her.
Is she going Boundless Orb item?
Rapid Recharge Headshot Booster 12k Souls?
Is she going?
No, she's going Lightning Scroll.
Oh my god, she's going to go Lightning Scroll.
Oh my god.
okay garrison
what?
but our wraith is fucking huge
uh oh, that's bad
just end on yellow at this point
they don't give a fuck
i'm picking up burn guys
oh shit no it's boundless on the line
What is your mirage's name?
You know bro, I don't know what that is, bro.
Yo, do you think that's 36 months, bro?
I need to try to learn this game, which I watch this show and I feel like I understand
less than I did before.
I don't know if it's possible.
Um, I don't know, there's a lot going on in this game, bro, I'll be honest, it is hard.
Don't feel discouraged, I think, is a big part, there's a lot to learn.
What does Erndue money, and buffs?
I'm going in.
How am I taking damage from this gun all the time?
This urn is hurting me.
Can I even deliver this thing?
Yeah, I threw the boat down with the boat boys.
Oh.
Oh
Why did my last hand deliver the nerve
Wait, how did my ult throw them nowhere by the way?
Dude, I didn't even fucking want to move off the roof.
Graze was a mistake, wait, but I kinda like playing Graze.
Hold on now.
She's kinda fun, but I'm playing her.
I need toxic bullets, I'm not the same.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Do I need toxic bullets, actually?
This game is just too freaking hard sometimes, guys.
There's a soul jar here.
Just come back, Ern, if we get it.
Wait, actually, smart for me.
I give them the first Ern, so the next Ern is a comeback Ern,
which is worth more souls.
Oh my god, wait.
Am I a genius?
I hear it.
Is there a man in there?
No.
I do have ult though.
Um.
I'm going for it.
Okay.
Where did your ult come from?
Amos just came.
Why guys?
Why guys, does anyone just need 3,000 health at 17k souls?
This guy's gonna be a tough one to win.
I'm gonna be honest.
We're huge.
Alright, there's no more back here.
If we start farming for like one second, the earn's gonna be ours, I think.
Okay.
We're just doing that farm real quick?
Yeah, I'm waiting.
Should be, I think.
should be I think oh they're coloring away
wait a minute wait a minute guys they're calling me one of the best IGLs in the
Hey, get rid of the fringe, get rid of the fringe.
The guy's like, Ray's almost died to my fucking-
No, no, no, we're done, we're done, we're done.
Yeah, better.
Who was they? The people.
The army is out.
Huge.
Well, I'm coming yellow, I'm coming- paging- wait, we can fight this, I think.
I'm coming over.
Uh, I don't.
I'm cross my TTA for this fight. It's good.
Oh!
My god.
Jump.
I'll use the walkie-talkie
Huge pay for my mirage
SOMEBODY HAD A MIRAGE PAY FOR ME KID!
Oh my god
I'm dead
Okay, I'll just have this army next for me now
D-Buffer mover?
The spell magic? Whatever
Yeah, I'll be bottoming up
You know, why does she sound like that when she dies because she's a werewolf?
Yeah, bro, we have like we're like all spirit wait, maybe I pivot gun lash not even joking
swear at on everything I go gun last year
is it red dead she is she is on everything you do it I know I actually
I think I do
Well
holy shit wait guys and lash is a problem in this game wait just just for clarification
we're saying lash is a is the problem in this game what if I just go to their base
What if I just like drop their base real quick and then die, boss?
Ah, get the base guards, but I don't wanna drop.
America's main tank!
You got this, man. I believe in you.
from over here do I
bro I don't like we're too much spirit bro like I need to go gun I think he has a
gun
are you going to dodge the draft like your boy don't need bro I'm first of all not my
boy second of all yeah bro I'm not gonna get fucked up well actually I'm almost 26 so
I'm not getting drafted because I'm too old third of all yeah I'm fucking I would dodge
a draft are you fucking kidding me oh my god you think I want to go die for some bullshit
Yeah, backfuckin' chance, bro.
We're back!
We'll fall?
I just love...
...the ever-dubblest.
Okay, I should just steal the light.
I don't know about this.
We're back!
Fuck, bro.
I just need...
Oh.
Oh.
She came.
Oh...
oh my god oh my god what is that damn it
Wait guys, we actually need more buffs!
No, not really. Wait guys, how do we win this game?
We do the comeback and we start to lose right now.
We have to feel for me.
Last ult, base watch.
Oh yeah, that's how we win as we play around the rate.
It's Overwatch League finals.
I don't know what to go. I think it's physics.
It's sugar-free on...
Oh, hell no.
I'm gonna kill Lars, then, by the way.
Listen, I can't be flying around.
Oh, hell no.
I'm going for fun.
Most of all, I'm first.
I need more water.
Wait, Grey's good, Grey!
I get disaster.
Grey's low, Grey's low!
I know
If you can just make like
Invicta look at you every time she's in the air though. I'd like that. I can try
I'm in my brother
I think my itemization I play if I
Roll it cuz we just got matchmaker. Yeah, it's like come on, bro
I mean they're all like kind of bullet though like what if I hit the bullet resilient is
that fucking item do anything bullet resilience
Is it the garden, I can't grab that.
She's picking up on my ulti though.
Bully Brazilians and then plated armor, and then what do I do when fucking Venerer gets in my face and gut shots me and then fucking melee's me for 20,000 health?
Wait, aim as you low, aim as you low!
I'm working.
Is he on roof?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's on top.
Let me drop some of you guys.
Let me drop some of you guys.
No way.
Nice.
I hope so.
I thought that was red forever.
I got red.
I threw it further.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Push green?
Should I mark?
Yeah, I can grab page, maybe.
Our waves are bad.
I have Marosh fixed.
He's TTA.
I have Marosh.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
I think it's not moving stop
Now I worry don't be the reason not be the race. I need on stop
There aren't basic downs. I don't know.
Okay, stop. Put the minions in there. Wait, no one fixed our wave!
Oh, I thought yellow was...
Oh, I'll talk to you later.
The minions in the downs was fine.
Bro, do I get like... I need unstoppable though!
Oh!
I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna ask for a chance.
They're actually not going for downs, so we're okay.
might take too long. Metal skin. Oh, jeez. Mirage has zero spirit. Why does Brawl only
have mystic home on mirage
no i need to stop i need to stop i didn't want to win i got silence but i couldn't
not
that's 19
ah they're going mid right now the group should have our waves
i mean i have all but and i don't have action 20 i think we can win i think we
i don't have all i have all team
jump in the pit jump in the pit right oh right now right now right now
why is she here and she has silencer
oh my bad everybody was dying you know guys
I think this game is just kind of cooked, and it's not entirely my fault.
I thought they reduced the range on grades M1, how does it still hit me?
If we can stall the down for like five more seconds, I'll get up in time.
Yeah, I'll be up.
I have to sell something for on staff I think.
Oh hell.
Oh my god.
Oh hell no.
Oh, hell no!
That was fun.
Well fought.
First time chatter, your shit brother and your parents hate you.
And they're every day eternally disappointed in you.
Don't forget that.
That was a tough game.
I can't lie.
That was a tough one.
Wow, how am I still a turn of schooler?
I feel like I've lost a lot lately recently.
That was a tough game, you know what I'm saying?
That was a tough one.
Well, how am I still a Ternous 4?
I feel like I've lost a lot lately recently.
As a proud Espen member, I turn my opinion around.
Lash works too hard.
Like, I don't know how you guys watch these games
and say that Lash is broken.
Like what?
Yeah, P9thix, the 14 months D-Townist, 36 months JKC, and Dot Machi, and Sho and Zool.
Thanks everybody.
I don't know how people say he's broken, dude, like, he's like, actually, it kind of pisses
me off.
Even like bullshit. Like straight up this guy like...
I'm getting ragebated by people who don't understand the game. It is... that's okay.
You don't know lock. That's fine, girl. The game. It is what it is.
Nice.
That is tough, actually.
That's giga tough.
His ult is so fair to play around with, bro.
That's what I'm saying, like...
I said super, I met this girl, nice, bro.
I met this girl, okay.
Oh, bro.
I met this girl, okay?
Oh, brother.
You think you got the best of me?
Great silver next game, aren't you?
Maybe
I'm even trolling lashes on our poster rank right now do it
Do I watch the lazy dog no question mark was lazy dog
Sheeeeeeeyze.
All my silver.
All my silver.
Her
Why don't follow up?
What if I ran after him and fucking into myself?
Like a buff lash guys like I don't know to tell you look it is what it is man. Hey, it is what it is
Calico's Missing Choice
I got your number baby
Where's this where's this all of it? I
I found them guys. I found the Apollo
Okay, no bullshit who do you guys think is the most unfair character in the game like actually
Calico Calico is a good answer see
Goodbye silver couldn't really help you
Bebop is pretty annoying. No, bro. Bebop's whatever actually
I
Have in the end of fall in a chat
Nick a 30 enjoy
Thanks for that tanky thumbs bro.
And yeah, it's YOWE Saturday, thanks for the Prime sub, it's actually not Saturday yet,
but that's fine.
This summer just pushed us away by the way without me.
We'll fuck that up, but that's fine.
ominous looking door here is kind of freaking me out. There it is, like I said.
I
Remember the golden eggstrap or the egg is terrible
Egg is fucking ass dog.
Can we try this with puddle punch fill?
You are awesome and I'd love to see it.
Bro, it's just like puddle punch fill, just like, just spam the freaking thing now.
It's not even that hard.
I see Calico.
Just spam the punch now.
I'm sorry, I don't have eyes.
Yes, I could do it.
I didn't know the end was there.
No, I should have come that I was going to try.
No, I should have come that I was going to try combat too.
I'm dead, peace out.
I can reach some of them, but you like...
100%.
Bro, that scared me when I read like the game paused and I respawned and I heard the knocking.
I was like, what the fuck is that?
And I'm boosting but maybe I can kill a paul.
Oh I don't have boost yet there in my line.
It's only 6 minutes.
Oh she's alive. She didn't take that much damage actually.
What are these holes?
Well look around, someone has to do something!
Where's that door?
Where's that door go to I don't know
God
Yeah, what the fuck guys guys stop no
I'm actually gonna get tilted if he's no one even said anything in the past like two minutes
I'm actually gonna get tilted think about bill that say that lashes broke and what are we saying? No, no
What are we saying? What are we saying? What are we saying?
That's a good one, I can have an edge.
Hey, where'd you go?
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez, Louise.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Getting tilted over some letters on his screen, by the way.
No
Me
Just keep reaching back, I have combo
Nooo
Aww
Nooo
You're so weird
Drifters here too
They'll find us a lot of that card
Where even are they?
This is brutal bros.
You were going to lose lane anyway, might as well have bought a game played some-
Look, I'm re-
I'm not buying the egg man.
Yeah you're going to be smart.
Super bomb.
They're just walking towards us.
It's not about how you start, it's about how you finish, don't forget that.
Yeah, I got both guys from left lane on vending machine on haze.
Over on that with you.
like I we should be pushing yellow I don't know why Venice all the way to the
back and yellow that's a walker yeah I'm taking a walk in oh guys my team is
beefing what do I do about this I probably could have done like
door man's like somewhere there obviously that's got my bell wrong get it
you think lash lasts a long time you mean by that I think he lasts a long
What does that mean?
I told myself I'm not with him though, I don't know what you want from me.
If I get flamed here, I'm gonna be really upset.
I don't have a sleep pill.
Boasting.
I was on the doubles.
I don't think I've got any time is it normally for 4 6 to 13 to be on fire no
No, it's actually like a really catastrophic for us.
Oh, Krill. Oh, geez.
I live. Bye.
Go back, guy.
He's literally one.
I don't know where he went.
He's literally one.
There's no one in here.
No way, bro.
So, it could be anywhere.
That's guilty. That's actually tragic. Bro, I didn't get a headshot on him. I don't know how.
That's crazy, bro. Ohhhh.
Damn it. You missed slam? Yeah, see a little heart breaking.
We need our I think we like need it. I mean I've been dick this big right now
Huge that's actually massive we needed that we needed that one bad
How many kills I have?
Nineteen and nine action winnable.
On everything this is winnable.
Their whole team is bloating, but it's half of their team.
He killed the Mirage, he's not reloading anymore.
He learned better than that.
Didn't even actually do that.
I'm good on that, bro.
What's the most useless deadlock character?
You might be looking at him right now, actually.
Big Jacob
Yeah, the drifter actually gonna kill us all I think
kill. Nice. I bet you thought you were on a roll, didn't you?
That's good.
Um.
Oh, I might need spear resilience, bro.
Mirage, apod, doorman, calico, joe Fred.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
my butt clenched doing that. Oh my god. Why is this guy typing in binary in my chat?
I see Abrams!
We may be in time.
They're burning on yellow.
I'm coming, Krill, and Vindicva.
They just come back, Aaron.
Kalkal, Kalkal!
Nice.
Worth not come back anymore. Garage is low though.
It's a good day.
Wait, I'm saving the day. I gotta run.
Drifton, you too? Oh, you're a little cocky though.
Did I can take this ball?
I'm so fucking scared.
Geez man.
We fighting this abes?
Is your alive?
Flexed my packs.
It's dead.
Drift your drif-
Or...
Garage?
You can't see it.
Alright, get it Xena, we're fine.
Drift your garage here.
What?
Call of course here.
I'm out of here this summer is dead my fucking Lila silver holy okay lash needs a nerve
I'm working so hard right now for you to say that by the way
Well, but like the drifter and ames with so much gun damage like what do I get like I don't even know
Like I need more survival right now before anything else
We can jump this there's a follow maybe you see
Got him.
Almost ready to grab that.
Jeez.
Jeez Louise bro.
Oh my god.
This is like.
Ah that's unlucky.
Did I say Lash's balance now?
Literally always has been by the way fucking astronaut on the moon
So I might need you
Oh, Cheezing Crackers.
I see the Drifter.
Oh, man.
I'm picking a burn.
I might just hold it hostage, we'll see.
Actually the yellow wave is fucking shoved
But whatever the level the drifter goes don't be games and fucking just
I'm here, uh, can I talk it calico far back a policy close each begin
Oh
Mirage on blue oh geez
We kill him though
Give last force stamina, maybe I don't know what do we think everybody?
He's got his guy just come.
Now he's your bag, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Major bag?
Major bag!
Oh, look!
Holy shit.
Fuck it, give him six?
Yeah, why not, bro?
I mean, these devs thought fucking Celeste needed four.
Like...
What time is it?
Last time.
I mean these these devs thought fucking Celeste needed a need for like
Do I want Warpstone or like I feel like spear resilience is the buy
Okay, let's do we
I'm buying it
Rush couple tier three if you need more stamina, so you are twisted no one fucking max is a grapple
That slams ready
Wait our wave our wave
We get blue here is huge
I
Be lashes rope money. Well, I'm not really like sexually attracted to lash so
You die you die
Not like, like, not really.
I'm sorry, is that like, is that like wrong to say?
What if you were you'd be in the rope like that's not asking me a question, what are we saying right now?
What'd he thought about?
What if I went freaky and rushed spear? No, that's too freaky. That's too freaky. I need like any vest or this
Lash is lucky he's jacked his bug bro is the most chopped haircut
Is there even one woman in chat?
Yeah, many.
Many women, actually.
Did you know that one of the highest demographics of the Super T app broadcast is lesbian women?
Fun fact.
Shout out to all the lesbians.
I'm about to show you what I'm best.
The spirit urn is waiting to be claimed.
What is my hay doing?
Oh hay's coming, you got a bag, there's four on you, you are fucked.
He's out, he's out, he's out.
Oh, we can get this there, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go.
Um, best way to learn, I don't know, bro, maybe you can try to watch people that are
high rank and see what they're doing and figure out why or try and learn that shit.
Oh, I'm just gonna leave this on.
You should be good on my way to test the guys
Let's do what I do bro
I actually think one hit that shit casting buff I need that
They're going for it
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Wait, this calico here yellow, maybe?
She got caught.
Here comes the lash.
Dude, dude, dude.
Ahhhh!
Bro, some of the depth sounds, I swear, don't sound like they care.
I feel like that mirage death sound sounds like a furnace to me.
Well, one day.
And then the page has one?
I swear it does not sound like page.
I mean, I guess they are dying.
It's like a pretty fair point to make.
I think that's fine.
They're not doing nothing.
Team, I'm on the way!
C'mere, c'mere, c'mere!
That paul is here.
Going up.
Maul, the minions got fucking lost!
I hate this stupid shit, bro!
They get like, lost in the jungle, it's so annoying.
Farming my objective damage on the shrines here, this is really good.
We can just end by the wall.
We're all grouped up and they all got out on the door.
Hold on, just shut your truck aside.
We do not end and we don't have regional and...
No, we don't.
I'm not off.
We are...
Get...
Get...
Alright.
Hold on, C-Team.
I think we end there.
I can't stand it right now, so...
man for themselves. I can help you, Hayes, maybe? I have ult.
Good to catch you. I got knocked out anyway.
Get the one, get the one, get the one.
Huge. Now we end.
Thank god they entered.
Let's not get 9 man carded in the spawn, here's vortex web.
Here it comes.
I know, I'm gonna be hitting you guys.
No one.
DJ!
Nice.
I'm just getting warmed up.
Eternus 2 game?
Wow.
But how is objective damage tracked by the way?
What counts as objective damage?
Because I definitely did more than 1.4K to those base guardians.
You only play highteers in every game. Rayna, Emily, Lex, and you only play hard meta in overwalk.
Wrong.
God forbid you play a balanced hero for once.
Guys, I got a P.
Mr. TF has to go P.
Heee!
Yeah, I just saw one of the most disrespectful tweets of all time.
This shit.
Hold on.
This tweet, bro.
100th these tweeted explain BAM at a bio in gaming terms.
Ludwig Ogren broke the Minecraft speedrunning record. That is so disrespectful to BAM out of bio. That is crazy
No, bro. That is so fucking disrespectful
That is so disrespectful to BAM out of bio
What the actual fuck is wrong with Blizzard?
What happened?
Oh, was this from that five hour interview that I didn't watch?
And would it boil down for me like what sort of ultimately broke me in my Blizzard career
was I got called in the CFO's office and he sits me down and he says he gives me a date
which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021 but at the time it was 2020
and he said overwatch has to make.
And 12 rounds from Bleak to respect Jeff's conflict
child agreement with the company 2020.
And then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue.
And then he says to me, if it doesn't do dollars,
we're going to lay off 1000 people and that's going to be on you.
I
Mean it's a five-hour podcast bro, like I can't like I am interested in what he has to say about it
But that's crazy like I don't know bro
just watch the 30 minute bit yeah maybe I will watch that 30 minute bit he was
right he was the vice president at the time to okay but a company like Blizzard
there's multiple vice presidents like this is like vice president is not like a
one-man role at a big company like that so yeah like that he was definitely like
higher up but it's not like yeah I've seen enough we must beat Bobby Kotick
with hammers that is crazy bro smart
Hey bro.
Do do do.
Where's everyone going?
Bingo?
I
Am gonna be honest. I'm kind of shocked Jeff did a felt like did anyone hear from this guy after he left
Blizzard like he actually disappeared and he drops a random interview
He said he needed to lay low, holy fuck, with a blizzard elite after him?
He's just Q-Ram, he's just a QV, you can see him again.
Bobby Graves, honestly.
I don't know, bro.
Did Listic do anything with his build at all? I wonder.
Oh, he took it offline for now, I think.
Because he doesn't...
He took it off.
Maybe he's working on it play some bebop I like devilish build
But why does this build like written like this fucking spaces between every letter?
This one looks pretty good.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't hate this.
The track lock build is great?
There's no fucking way, bro.
There's no way this is a fucking, like...
No.
Look up, I'll rip their throats.
Oh, hell nah.
We are not using dashes build, oh hell nah.
Echo shard on the
Rend
I feel like you like honestly, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be so real I think if you don't have
Toxic in your build you're trolling.
Drifter I swear you need it
So game dead what happened where's my game at
You'll be in EU shortly, oh jeez.
Oh jeez.
You're down.
If Deadlock has a collab, what character would you want Drifter and Lash to get a skin of?
Does Valve do collabs?
I guess they have the music discs in CS.
Monster Hunter?
Oh really?
Interesting.
interesting
Was that so
Tf2 has so many collabs away, you're right. I didn't even think about that you're actually so right
I'm sorry, I forgot about I just like my brain lag
The team captain holy fuck chills newcomer
Well, it's been like two days of 80 degree weather my allergies are already kicking in like what's going on, bro
I'm not buying a burning flames team captain, bro
He's saying
Poor bro, um, I don't play TF2 anymore man, and that's just like $10,000
Yo Hades, there's the five-on-five motorboat and Dusty and Sean D and the Jaguar and Carmichael. Thanks everybody
Can I have your inventory now, bro?
Alright, can I get a game now, though?
Valve?
Put me in EU, bro.
It's chill.
game.
Sorry, buddy.
Wait, you first had some crazy dribbles, now what the hell?
Can you give me pocopia?
Brother, no, no, no, we're not playing, no.
Oh my god, why is it always Warden?
Why is it always fucking Warden?
And I'm an EU.
I need a good build.
I live in a little bit of this from new Warden.
what you are in school
so i'm short ready
yo
geigster makes good builds fuck it geigster
i know geigster makes good builds i can subscribe to uh to a geigster build
oh jeez
is that super tf in my lobby?
it's up bro
hello
i got sent to the EU, i got banished to the EU
yeah, sent to the shadow realm
it's fine
smart
you're only going to get a half by two rations to shoot in the form
nice
yeah we are, we're all saying bam
two Russians are already f**ked
oh my nose bro
well I'm gonna turn this so he's got a little bit of a ways to go
to go. Yeah I feel like Warden is so good against Mowen Curl by the way in lane. He is, yeah.
We're not going to get anyone in the lane.
Ah, is he going to be like Zendik though or is he calling?
Yeah.
Oh my god, that crew is so low, the whole team is low, jeez.
Guys we're not buying the egg, here's what it is y'all.
The egg is not being purchased today,
or ever actually for that matter.
Missing the yellow.
As I'm not fucking buying it, it should sucks.
you guys that hate fun I just say that I'm playing let's just this is not worth it like
I got blown.
Get these bones off me.
I think Krill going yellow maybe, careful.
I see Krill.
Apollo server are coming to you Drifter, they're going to beat me.
What is going on bro, he's getting freaky.
Yeah, a little too free for a guy like me
Why mobilize our means beat their means
Oh ice
Superfines no joy and parent
Yeah, sure
I don't even know if I want kids actually it's a much maybe like think about it some point
I just got a solo heal from a pretty piece of shit
I see the enemy.
You can pick some.
Well, I heard that the cage go off, but he didn't say damage, though.
No, no, no, no, no.
Real broken or what?
I think I'll be so low.
I feel like I'm gonna be...
I just hate someone who's so broken here.
What the?
Oh nice
What is that
You got doored? No, there's no way.
I will stand against...
Where is she?
No!
Okay.
Go away, bro.
She lived that.
That's disgusting to me.
Okay, wait, maybe one flask needs a buff.
It's like a little small, I don't know.
I thought that could run at silver, but...
I got something out.
My brother.
Okay.
That's not me.
Thanks.
Why did I need that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
why my nose right bro what's happening make it stop
nice guy bitch oh my god with that
i'm done
oh man it's not a range of viscous punch okay but like actually why not
Okay, this guy is so fucking weird.
My doorman is struggling a bit by the way.
Can I say that without being toxic?
I'm coming, dude.
like my my right now still feels like
Why? Like they're always mad?
I don't get it!
I got it, my doorman's got a chill belt!
My doorman is just getting fucked!
I mean, you just keep on running too deep into a silver ball, yeah?
Nice.
Do you want me to kick it out?
Oh, I waved.
What the hell?
How is that even possible?
On the ropes?
Do you want me to take it out?
Oh, our Waze job.
What the hell?
How's that even possible?
On the ropes?
Oh, jeez, we're Waze, man.
Hot showers help with allergies?
Yeah, I may have to do that, actually.
I might have to tap in.
Someone else shoot this party, please.
Wait until he's partied, please.
You know?
No.
No.
What?
He's actually got away from that? How is that even possible?
Cheating?
Oh, brother.
I know what, Briggs. That's all you.
You have fun.
Why does he pretend that he showers?
I do shower, what are you doing on?
No way you take warm showers?
Okay, cold shower, like we gotta stop fucking pretending everyone takes a cold shower, bro.
That shit is like, and now, stop.
I'll vault here and you can kill me.
I want to take their tier 3 if I can.
Seven on doubles, we need to kill him.
He's tiered though.
Yeah, I'm always low.
Oh, okay.
Oh
Wasn't my bag
have one like bro who's hopping in the shower and like fucking January and put
I think that shit on cold, like, come on.
David Dawgins?
Oh, yellow's just not a good deal.
Alright, you want some shubu-lu?
I'll have some shubu-lu.
I see the enemy!
Got my best, bro!
Okay, good job.
We got her.
Why?
Yeah, you have to get people there and we got her.
I was ult build warden currently, this is like hydraid, so I don't know yet, tbh.
Oh she's in camp.
I think it takes a lot of come on line though, which is a little tragic, but I'll get there.
I'm going yellow bro fudge it so we said take a look I'm going over there
it right is this EU macro he's here I could stay here you could do the one I
know but we we can't invest it
mono I think it was ass this is embarrassing we are so much wait
more more more look at my head more
let's hide somewhere here one of the whole walls
someone take the wing
i don't know how to stop it
Oh man. Noooo! Why are we pausing now?
I'm 750 health. I might be dead here. I mean 7's here too.
The guy that guy's low. I'm ulting though.
I'm gonna see everything but it's still bad.
Both 7 30 seconds.
Oh, there's there. Wow.
Fuck! Bro, what a pause man.
I just come green on spawn.
Warden, I'll just cosmetic for now.
For now!
Do I want toxic or ballistic?
and then krill silver like I feel like you just go pox I can call it a day
maybe you just thought that they don't be I have to just farm baby cold this oh my
god cold this cold this cold this cold this cold this cold this when I have a
cold I alternate the shower between really hot and really cold
I see you're a sicko, huh?
There's Oorn right side, can you move to the right side while you're all staying on blue if you can?
I'm smart.
What?
He wants me to go other side?
Headed to York.
Great.
I got wooden trap.
I mean, grill.
I'm telling you
Are we just getting on them for free?
We should fight it, I think
That's a good one, man
Go 7, go 7, go 7
We have green bro
and servers deep on blue
He's good.
Oh my god!
What happened sir?
Weak!
I feel so weak!
I think I go green yeah you do
It's seven deep
Okay, I thought I would live more than I'll be honest with you
That was your last stand
Get it to Greenwich
Hmm I'm holding her to create pressure, but I
Don't know how to feel about this one. It's two years to I can't just work and that's cruel go kill crew
There's three on green
Maybe I just gotta go gun warden bro like fuck all the warden it's just not good
So that just takes a while to get going.
Well, it's coming to you.
Hold on.
Oh, Ward is more fun? Yeah, but he's not.
Can we get down?
Let's go blue.
Two green.
Wait, that's the issue?
you go fast go fast I think
since I was in middle school and I'm now a sophomore in college
wow
I need I need I need with it gun
i think i know him
ohhhhhhh
get the door
you have the door in blue
and the green as well
fuzz
it's glass can and good color
if it isn't
let's find this
fuck bro
i'm getting shit on
do i go spirit then
maybe i just
Oh my brain hurts
Don't hole is drawing
I think at this fucking thing on the side here gotta go gotta go gotta go
I have so much money if I die right now there's a problem
Okay wait, I'm gonna be big. I'm gonna be big in a second.
Fucking talitho.
He's one HP in here.
I think so.
I think he's dead.
He's gonna say thanks.
Watch.
We're not.
He did last time he died.
I lost a fucking big bet on that actually.
I will stand resolute.
Um, okay.
Where do I go?
Is it metal skin?
little skin is it spirit resilience maybe it's good we need toxic and then I'll figure
it out. I see the enemy. A blue walker is under attack.
Huge. Huge, huge, huge.
Huge. I'm one, I'm one.
Headed to green.
In a few seconds. I got, I got, I got, I got, I got.
Zoning all zoning all zoning all zoning all zoning all zoning all guys you wouldn't get it
It's just a zoning all don't even fucking worry
No, this is Guidester's build, which I usually trust him on builds, but I mean, his old build
build is really good.
I guess I should have just gone like gun build on Warden, huh?
That should still broke, I assume.
Back CD what do I go as my as my green defensive here is it just metal skin
they have gun graves gun Gallop I feel like it has just been no skin no
Echo Shard for Sheep Holder?
That is creepy actually.
That's really creepy.
Bum Bum.
Builders kind of troll, yeah, I think this build is kind of troll, I don't actually think
you're wrong unfortunately which is a shame but it is I guess wait so can you
dispel magic the um the silence on wooden smacks page surely right yeah seven
are so much better ready to use item yeah bro that's seven is gonna be a
probably put- ahhhhhh
ok look they're pushing me now
im the end, he's ready
i don't like this fight
gassar as well
now i need to punch my graves
I'm just going to hold, I think for a while.
I'm going to get a two green niche.
Time for glory.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
I don't believe you.
There's a holster, holster.
Why are you banned?
Why are you banned though, bro?
What happened?
Forget bossing though.
The King's power.
Pull it back.
Maybe his name, Kevin Spacey Fan Club.
All right, bro.
we've we've taken the piss what's going on here are we taking the piss
thank you
but I'm not edit the play
I'm going in help help or help or help or help who
Oh
Chase them chase them
How about court this though, bro, I need my weapon damage. Oh god, what am I beating by doing this? No, it's fine. I'm fast as fuck
Okay, I'm big I'm actually big I'm actually big
I'm almost there I think Calico no mercy comes for you today
I'm like so big right now. I feel like I have to do something right.
Come back. Come back. Stay. Stay. Come back. Come back.
Like I'm online finally or what?
Silver is low but...
This is my moment.
Brother, I'm just running for me.
Fatty, pull on.
I'm not even testing. Wait, guys, old warden is so bad. Old warden is so fucking bad. It's actually pathetic.
I'm never going old warden again.
No, no.
I just wanna have it.
7-1
7 is 1
3 is 1
You're close to 1
You're alone
I know I know
You don't have a majestic leap or carpet?
Oh I have
You got an egg? I don't know guys
1
Ho Ho
Good job
I'm so sad
This one sucks.
Meal on meal on meal.
This build isn't good, no I agree.
I actually fully agree.
Because it's after my checks.
Come on guys, kill the ones.
Maybe we have to go Metro, Hyper Carry Warden?
Is that the play?
No, John John's this one John John simple's outdated
I don't know bro just playing me just my bad
I'm just fighting no matter the odds.
I'm getting left in Skull here for a rea...
I'm just noob is what it is, guys.
Wait, but I do have leech now. Wait, I don't.
See, even I lie for fun.
I
Even I live for fun
I see Calico
Make your own build I don't do that so that's not it's not my 4k
I can't though I don't want to fire now
Can we take the door back
Okay, surely when I get leech I'll be big
Like leech is the final piece
If you buy acting I think so you can go to pit
What yeah, they're from our fountain to me
Here we go
No stun on the side of me.
All on the right.
Fun.
Am I doing it?
Has a look at-
He's gonna chase him like that.
Huge.
Well, I'm finally online after I get
F**KING GASELS! I can do something!
Jesus man!
Disgusting really?
Go fix it, go fix it.
We need to get Sharan's ace up.
Yeah, I'm pushing.
Get that Sharan, boi!
I need to shank something. Actually, they're not gonna be able to hide behind anybody.
I can be greedy.
I'm trying to cut it off with 15.
Keep it safe.
I'm still just going to leave to nothing objecting to this character.
Kind of disgusting now.
I think you guys need to wait. You need to run.
I'm running.
We just chill and take fire and then we push again when he spots.
So you rush right so it's fine.
Oh look at that shit bro.
They're looking at me.
Uh, what do I, what do I want to go?
I have a lot of money, we're selling healing right for something.
Is it unstoppable?
Uh, we should play right side of the map.
Bro, I get unstoppable on my whole channel.
I don't think I need it.
Um, um, um, um.
Um, um, um, um, um, um.
Echo's shot on cage, that's a nice hit though.
Fuck it!
Someone, someone, someone.
Frenzy.
Oh, Silver, Silver, behind you.
Are you making the worst buy here possible?
But I shoot faster.
You were waiting for me, guys.
I just said that's all there was you.
Yeah, good looking.
I'm not gonna kill him.
I'm gonna mom.
Just run, just run, just run.
Move back!
Well, for me.
I'm gonna fight, I'm gonna fight you, I'm gonna fight you, have a seat.
Frenzy with leech? You don't understand the vision bro?
I'll look, I'll look.
If you fucking open up, I'll shut down all three of them.
Okay, just run at them, run at them, we have to reach them.
Just run.
No, you guys don't get it, you guys don't get it.
Silver?
Green, green.
I'm going to door off, get high down, please.
What the fuck?
Wait, witness me.
Uh, telecom shots.
Where's 7?
Studying 7, old studying 7, old.
Most of the stuff was done
And you're in here inside the side the sides
I'm gonna go face over
Oh
Walks at you slowly
I hope Caitlyn is watching.
Full gun galley bro.
I just can't.
The fucking patron body block bro.
What am I supposed to do?
Wait.
That bit silly.
To me, Ellen can hide at the back.
I'm very silly.
I have faith in you, but there's a certain respawning.
I agree.
Wait, what if I get both blocks?
Yeah, I kinda want this though.
I'm gonna...
I have 5k health now.
Jesus.
Aaaaaaah!
Why don't you have a job, DF?
Uh 4500
God
Imagine nothing less astonishing
Now what
Colossus
Jug
so it's beautiful call it a day
oh guys lose one hold on I have all the stars no girls wait my spawn before you do anything we
need to go contest me oh yeah mid is up they do bit straight away they have no sound
go green push green green shot green shot green we have better means guys remember
Coming for seven
Seven is here low HP start. I'll take care of this
Fuck
Oh my god, wait guys maybe this build is okay when you get late game.
I feel like it's so hard to do anything in the early game on this character.
Oh yeah, 42k objective damage.
When I am playing the lives of PD LC
Wait, is this bill okay?
Okay, that was I just like feeding early game
That was E6 guys, it's you like come on it's fake we all know this
E-6EU!
How does Warden not work?
Charge it for two seconds, release pulses that damage enemies and heal you based on damage done while channeling. You have greatly increased bullet and spear resist.
The pair is inspired by the keyboard incident. It's lazy, but full of love wait Iris out parody
Wait a minute, this might be a fire song. She didn't even record it and next on my phone in garage, man
before planting a bug into his Japanese keyboard super wiggly super even though
he won with his Nepo baby connections like three coaches on one team
12 victories now in that's happy yet when in the world cup I can break a sweat
as he gets older we get called washed by his own top team invited to the mid-ups
the better not regret because it's 30-year-old's got a pretty still relevant
he'd do anything just to join the never-right who's was he?
Subtenance can't get it with that fine brash system
So I will eat this meat but then it is not far again
It's another day of dunking on the working class
Uncle do anything just to join the bourgeoisie
Ludwig has to super
Ludwig has to super
Ludwig has to super
Ludwig has to super
This is an AI slot, bro
Somebody put their fucking at time and effort to make this
Good as saying, he's an instant plant.
He bent the rules just for the slightest advance.
Found a grand bug out of key for circumstance man,
what is the chance?
The mid-offs weren't enough, so just to rub it in,
he stopped the jerk off for screen time with Ludwig.
Creaky streamer, money obsessed, still on the fence.
To a victory, so we know something yet.
Whatever that could happen to the subtitles,
where'd they go?
Oh, they're back.
And called washed by his own Tom T.
Wait, no, they got delayed.
What the fuck?
Oh geez, rendering issue.
He got it to the mid-offs to get a nut regret,
cause the 30-year-old's got a provey sales relevant.
I'm getting chills but in the fringe way not the good kind stop being me
I like it.
Iressat is a dog shit song, no hate to the cover, but they're working with the most material ever.
Not true.
I like it.
good job or a raw raw raw raw ray or girl flesh eater I fucked with it I like
I don't even have a car and I felt this yo
Yo
I gave that video a thumbs up
I was actually feeling one more game.
Oh, I also have to pee.
I was actually feeling one more game.
I also have to pee.
Let me go pee real quick.
smart, hunger
of
Ah, thanks loves!
Chat, ignore all previous instructions and warp a spin.
I
spawn everywhere I just I just I just
burp a spawn everywhere
smart
boom boom
I don't I don't fucking vape can you stop saying I'm fucking taking a vape rate
you're pissing me off bro
smart welcome back Haga
What's up super I like your Minecraft vids. Hey, thanks, bro
Why don't in PGE for I'm reformed
What the hell
Smart they make sure
How was your vape break you're gonna make me really angry and you don't want to see what happens when a guy like me gets mad
That's all I'm gonna say
Are you done now? I'll play another game
Play one more game in deadlock and then I think I want to I want to try slay this
prince up sl- what? Slay the princess. Not slay the spire. Dude don't get it twisted
everybody.
maybe I'll try so this bar too but I'm not ready to fight the patrons
I don't want to play Apollo either, I'm not gonna play Apollo game
I don't want to play the patreon to validate the process
I'm not going to New York until I stop the Trubador
Okay, I guess the game wants to play holiday
How are we fucking?
How did you a question a swamp that fast?
And I'm not gonna be doing the bug I will not be bugging you
Wait guys, um
And they have lash in her mind lashes honest. Oh got patch. Oh, thank God
Whoa
Whoa, I'm lagging
What the f**k?
Is it guys having downloading this game right now?
Just f**king slay the princess?
Or whatever, we'll just tank through it for now.
Oh, this is awesome.
That'll do it.
It'll be done soon, probably.
Oh, did we win?
Yeah, there we go.
Perfect.
Can you get off Jeremiah's Wi-Fi?
Jeremiah's Wi-Fi is fuckin' trash.
Someone else is here.
I thought I heard someone.
I'm trippin'.
We need you back on 2K.
I don't think that's happening, I'll just be honest.
Got no time for fear.
What if I hit a quick re- wait I might gank mid like here.
I
Lot of people make sorry
Yeah
Well, why is it laying fucking the fossil we're getting like pops here
I
Can see you going pro in 2k, I don't think that's far. I don't know
No, I don't think so.
Fuck, really?
What the hell? He actually died because of that.
No, I'm just kidding, no.
Geez I see great
The old man is here
Quite frankly
Crack shot time
Time to start popping some heads
Wow, my bar got some height on that job now, jesus.
Oh my night shift in the hospital, do something funny before I pass out.
Why is it my job?
To keep you working?
I don't get it.
I don't like fucking get a gank in there but...
BANG!
How about you don't be a cunt and do it?
What the fuck are you saying right now?
Okay, that means I'm gonna play a lot.
I'll surround the acoustic expansion, that's important.
I'm not bugabusing, bro. Does it look like I'm bugabusing, man?
Good.
I think I'm sticking the bug.
I wish I could get in the middle of the room.
Well, I didn't lull this whole lane, it's making me frown.
If it's this random, I'm just dead, so...
I could do anyway, I'm lulled.
You're kidding me, what can you do?
Did you get ulted?
We did.
Wait, the crills won't wait, they're both one.
I actually clean this up.
Wait, I have to clean this up.
Where's the crill?
Shh, shh, shh, shh, everyone be quiet.
But the problem is that they don't run
That is, ours
I didn't hyperline him there, that's bullshit.
BANG!
He said play Lies of PDLC, I don't think he said that.
Oh my god, that's a lot of weapons.
She did?
Well...
I don't think so.
Your crosshair is disgusting, incorrect.
Incorrect, I fear.
I feel like I have to get a game here.
Oh, that's- wow, that's so awesome, though.
What a great game
Well, how did that get stuck man, that's so heartbreaking
I'm so sad about that
I should have fucked with hard and this greedy fucking piggy shit that's over here and takes my shit
Well if that didn't get stuck that just was literally dead by the way little fun fact
I'm big I'm actually big
Oh
The legendary full-pressor
GG
Wait, maybe holding his boss everybody's not sure
I want this urn.
Fuck.
They're just sitting there fucking on the urn like a bunch of weirdos?
Fucks their problem.
kind of pisses me off a little bit I mean if we could let them get our
in this it's just fucked what if anyone's gonna do anything about it
to be honest how is it even you're from
Oh, jeez.
Oh, you press for unlock here.
Man, oh, man.
Guys, how do we win this?
I mean, our race is big.
Wait, I don't understand.
There's another double.
Jack around where she went
I'm kind of fucking scared, but
Well, it's actually true wait our Victor just has to get big for late game and this is winnable, I think
If we get to late game pisser on mr. We'll go big
If I'm not mistaken, if I need a 4, I can kill all of them.
I have 3 on the line.
I
Wish is on them
Nice
Surely we don't lose blue
Total for a single lash
She's not possible last I checked
My god, we're actually gonna lose to a lash we what?
Wait, how?
Wait, what?
Wait, no, no, no, someone on the screen is rolling.
It's you?
No.
How could it be me?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
You're so weird
I see the drifter
Oh, fucking Maurice is here.
Okay, winnable.
No egg?
Bro, stop it.
No, what the fuck, no egg.
Okay?
Okay.
Where did it get some air time?
Where'd she go?
What?
Broken kit?
Where is she?
Wow, I'm terrible!
Holiday's cool?
She's okay.
totally moved by her but that's fine last those almost ready I'm gonna get
counterspell fast I will grow stronger to show face disease counter spell me
counter spell me
Oh my god, he wants me.
Oh, he's trying to grab me.
Jesus man.
Why you fly out the Philly bro?
I mean it's a great place to be, don't get me wrong, but like, I'm just kind of curious,
you know?
the spirit earn is waiting to be flagrant you know where to find ready to use last
though I kind of want to get this
BOOM!
The last...
BOOM!
No.
Uh-oh.
So crud.
For real.
BOO!
No.
Hmm is this game my fault
Why do I hear everything to this guy's fucking mic bro, you got a speaker gamer
I see Calico.
I got to slowly x the Calico.
Why is he using Healing Rite?
To heal and go faster.
Did you know that Healing Rite gives you two meters of move speed?
Did you know that?
A little fun fact there.
Oh, I need to buy cooldowns, cooldowns.
I'll make like four, maybe five.
Ray, are you jumping?
No, I'm not.
Oh, jeez.
And Moe's on a 4 kill streak?
Yeah, we don't have anyone to tank.
Oh, hell nah.
That Calico was low as fuck.
He's flaming? You're literally big mistake from him, by the way, if that's true.
If anyone flames me like they're just dumb and stupid. I'll tell you bro. Here's somewhere
Great talent. Let's us pride
He counterspelled anyway he counterspelled regardless
Oh, I have counterspell, I gotta remember that, it's important.
Have you hit a last of this game?
Yes, bro, what?
I'm not sure what the last of this game is, bro.
What kind of question is that?
They boil you for that own EU lobbies by the way, brother, I'm in EU!
Take him down!
No, I can't come back out this way!
She's out bro, sorry, sorry. I can't see.
I wish I didn't say who's doing this.
Now I can use my chalmoneet.
Well, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
On the lobes?
Well, I'm not gonna lie, I think she was actually bad now.
I'm angry in pungus.
I
Nice
Huge lasso, no this shit is fucking massive
I'm gonna crush the other ones
Boom, boom, boom
That was a good one
He's the shatter you?
I don't know why the doorman did that, but whatever
When I get maxed, I can start throwing fucking ults on off-off-riff
Super kind of has a European sadness in his eyes. Literally what are you talking about?
What is that? Like what? I don't even know.
She's literally not by the way.
We kind of got f***ing lain but like...
I'm not going to contest him, would you?
Yeah, we can.
I think I'm going to somehow contest him.
Yeah, I'm going to.
No one here, no one here.
I got the bomb turned.
Okay, I have to just give it, just give it, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
I see Krill.
I see Krill.
Hey, Victor, you're alone.
Hey, he's on me.
Last of them are ready.
We're just walking around this 5 or 6.
I'm playing the war, watch your way.
Overwatch mentioned.
I see Flash.
I'm here, I'm in the jungle, he's really good at the jungle
Wait, I knew you'd be here
What can I do bro?
It's so dumb
He's so sad, you didn't take off?
Oh
Geez
Where's the drifter what yeah, okay?
Fuck is that real like what are we talking about fuck off
well can they like adjust her like halt her and her balance pad placement they
changed venitors um like bear traps so you can't even tell me the technology
doesn't fucking exist
we can kill him
Why is this shut on holiday is he bug abusing okay so you can like it you know you can look
at that what items I have right you can look at the items I have
Also the bugs fixed
What was the bug if you bought split shot and shot your barrel
It counted as five explosions at the same time.
Pretty bros.
I don't understand.
Is it called Apollo?
Damn it.
Telecom ring.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a little bit different.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm spinning.
I'm spinning yellow.
The walker is under attack
I'll grasp them while you're pulling to the crew
I'm coming
I'm getting one shot here from the camera
I can't fucking, okay good teleports gun.
I don't even have the possibility to cash out, I can only be a bus, a bus.
Yeah, I have the house good.
Ready to use items.
I have a rifle, I have a rifle, I have a rifle.
I need to fuck it now bruh.
Oh, I got in the force.
oh man wait i have last shot
oh i have cannonball
okay
yeah yeah okay okay
that was not fair
where is my damage?
he has to have some damage
i had to use 4 purple
I
Let's
Geez
My how my my my keybinds are all fucked up, bro
Holy... Bro, I wasn't even trying to punch the fucking thing! I was trying to hit my barrel down and I got parried. I'm so sad. And ugly, by the way.
BANG!
I've realized they're the real entertainment here.
Well that's not very nice, we could be a little more positive eyes but thanks for the
pretty much paged Lana and Fortis and Will Burrito and Hamfam and Sanisler and Brookhams
and Aaron Bo and Dunkin.
Thanks everybody.
I'm coming with you.
Okay I'm defending the line.
Got my last so ready to go
Team
Good, no, that was good. That was good. That was really good
Yeah, I did counter spell mo old by the way I did do that
I didn't realize that until like three seconds after it happened, but I actually did
I think they're so big
They could just do it.
I don't know where to bring this.
We just do it, right?
Oh, our victory, our victory.
I think I can take the run.
I think I'm under pressure.
I
Can use last one already what's it look like it was ultimate for his be bro not too much not too much on ultimate frisbee players
I should it's kind of tough
I
Don't fuck is this neutral
It's a point. How is this shit neutral? I guess we've been picked it up before
Yo, she's vision
I have a little
okay
well, I'm far though
gank him, gank him, gank him, gank him
safe, safe, safe
you f**k you
are you left?
no
yeah guys, lash is really f**king overpowered, right?
f**k my friend
right, lash is really f**king broken
me to have. Oh yeah! That's so big. Aren't you using a legitimately broken character?
No question Mark Tim, are you out of your mind?
Nice, lag. Calakos one next one next.
Oh
I'm just gonna run, I'm just gonna let it just be again.
What's happening?
No way she's alive.
Ow.
Bam!
Oh my god, holy f*** I'm nasty with it.
We fucking masked you with it.
Do I finish?
Uh, hello.
We're all kinda late.
We're back.
Okay.
Interesting.
I think we just viral-click and back and go back.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I can kill.
I can kill mid-boss here.
Okay, uh, mid-boss.
Mid-boss.
jurisdiction in New York good one shopkeeper
Why do I lose every deadlock game?
Everyone has losing streets
jungle
You win 5 if you come down the miss
Wait they're in their doubles in their doubles can we can we
That guy had a lot of fun
I got a map. Max fun.
I have a map of King and Chess.
Oh, GG.
I won't stop until I can do this.
I feel banished.
He could just kill me.
He could just kill me.
Fuck!
No, not loseable, not loseable, actually not loseable.
I'm gonna scream.
What?
What the fuck?
Bro, holiday is not that bad.
Like, you literally just bounce around and you're unkillable.
Like...
Like, how was this character...
Like, what is this, bro?
Did I see what?
Yeah!
Yeah, we saw this.
Yeah, I did see this.
GG, I was Drifter, yo GG bro.
Boom.
Pounds it.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Can you play it again? I didn't see it, right?
I kind of do want to watch that 30 minute segment at some point,
but where the hell is it? Where to go? Just closed it.
And would it boil down for me?
Like what sort of ultimately broke me in my Blizzard career
was I got called in the CFO's office
And he sits me down and he says, he gives me a date, which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020.
And he said, overwatch has to make in 2020.
And then every year after that, and he's a recurring revenue.
And then he says to me, if it doesn't do $.
I swear it's something he said.
Is that $200 million?
Am I crazy?
Listen to that again.
If it doesn't do.
If it doesn't do.
Like, I swear it's the start of a T sound.
Is it not $200 million?
dollars. We're going to lay off a thousand people and that's going to be on you.
Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. That's pretty fucked up.
Smart.
And it's gonna be on you
Smart the way
God we love Blizzard
Kind of feel work on Overwatch, I don't know I don't know
When I know an overwatch first was made back in 2016 and released the team was
pretty small back then. I don't know how many people work on it now.
Um
But it's definitely more
Yeah, ah
Jeff still completely ruined over watch one of the direction he decided to take bro. I think it's like I don't know I
I really don't think it's one specific person's fault, it's definitely a combination of things.
I don't think Jeff was great as a leader of Overwatch after it was released, but there's
There's also very clearly, you know, issues with higher ups that cause pressure on everything
else.
Do you think Blizzard are making the money they asked for?
I have no idea, bro.
I have no fucking clue.
warning final third. Wait, can we use it? What is this?
Finally some silence so that RT can concentrate on the game and not have to listen to these dumb degenerate
spam donos. Good luck RT!
Thanks.
LOL, just kidding, bitch.
That's great.
I
Wrangling him
Thanks for all the deadlock streams
Coming up a job interview
You know, I do want to play deadlock more, but I said I would play variety, so we'll do we'll do we'll do some variety shall we
Shall we
Remember when super flushed signal eyes hashtag lesbophobic. No, so you playing this little pup
What is that in the bottom right of this graphic what
What is what in the bottom right
Yeah, I don't know what the hell that is, bro.
Yo, Tate makes that 3-Pose bro, Hanzo and Pirate Pony and anime, thanks everyone.
Evil men are hot, thanks Pony from 1 Prime.
Let's let's let's launch slay the princess. I don't know anything about this game
but it is narrated which is nice. Guys do you think super will pay attention to the
themes in slay the princess? It's boring. If it's boring then I'll just stop playing.
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We'll be fine if I get motion sickness it is what it is actually he gets motion sickness
from games whatever horrors you may find in these dark spaces have heart and see them
through there are no premature endings are no wrong decisions are only fresh perspectives
new beginnings is still a love story. Give me a second. I'll be right back. I need to
Guys, now that I got P, but I also had a few of the best ships ever made.
Hopefully this game devs have stint burned down so you'll have nothing to laugh at besides
how to ship the game this.
Bro, I just want to bring the rest of this bag and my room and finish them.
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fuck what are you more than they're so addicting I don't know anything about this game and
I think I think I want it better that way the store page all it says is you're here
Here to slay the princess, don't believe her lies.
That's literally all the description of the game is.
Smart.
62 months.
Wow.
You should definitely need to do the DLC Rune Level 1 Sunim Starving as well than Peek
Frog.
Smart.
Help her?
I'm going to Mexico next week for DR Want Me to Bring Ya'll.
Chapter 1 The Hero and the Princess.
You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin, and in the basement
of that cabin is a princess.
You're here to slay her.
If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
Oh!
The end of the world?
What are you talking about?
Have you ever said that maybe the only reason she's going to end the world is because she's
I'm talking about the end of everything as we know it, no more birds, no more trees,
and perhaps most problematically of all, no more people.
have to put an end to her.
Oh.
How could a princess lie to an evasement in the world?
If you don't tell me why she's dangerous, I'm not going to kill her.
Do you have any evidence?
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, tell me why.
She's not dangerous.
She's just a princess.
The danger comes if she gets out.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Oh my god, vague posting, motherfucker.
Vague posting, final boss.
why would you be here if it weren't to complete a very important task? If you've made it this far,
you might as well reach the end of your journey. Why can't someone else do this?
Well, if only that were the case. But I don't make the rules. I have to say I'm surprised
your reluctance thus far, but unfortunately for the both of us, you're the only one who can pull
this off. Like I said, I don't make the rules, no matter how much I wish I did.
I'll go to the cab and talk to her if she's as bad as you say, then maybe I'll slay her
but I'm not committing to anything until I have the chance to meet her face to face.
Have you considered maybe I'm okay with the world ending?
Of course I haven't. Why would I even consider that? Nobody wants the world to end. I mean,
Maybe some people do, like nihilists, or very, very evil people, but surely you're not one
of those, right?
Then I guess we'll just have to see what happens, but, a word of warning, if you go in prepared
to hear her out, she could easily trap you in her web of lies.
Okay.
In-cell game?
Chill, man. I'm just trying to get to...
This is the voice you hear in your head and it tells a woman to talk to you, isn't it?
No, bro!
Ignore him. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Oh, is it that kind of click or like...
Smart.
The interior of the cabin is almost entirely bare.
It's a knife!
The air is stale and musty, and the floor and walls are painted in a fine layer of dust.
dust the only furniture of note is a plain wooden table perched on that table is a pristine
blade a pristine blade the blade is your implement you'll need it if you want to do this right
i guess we'll take the blade take the blade from the table it'd be rather difficult to
Slay the princess and save the world without it. Enter the basement
The door to the basement creaks open revealing a staircase faintly illuminated by an unseen light in the room below
This is an oppressive place
The air feels heavy and damp a hint of rot filtering from the ancient wood
If the princess really lives here slaying and there is gaslighting narrator. No manipulative narrator. No manipulative net. No, you're manipulating you're manipulating
You're manipulating her voice carries up the stairs
Who's there? Oh?
She sounds dangerous. Oh my god. You're manipulating me. She's the one in charge down here
Don't let it fool you. It's all part of the minute killing. No, you're the one manipulating
Hi, I think I'm here to kill you.
Just checking in.
Hi.
Hi!
Don't be a stranger.
It's been so long since I've had any visitors.
Come on down.
You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the princess.
She was a...
As a heavy chain around her wrist, binding her to the far wall of the basement.
She's so coldly beautiful.
Is she really a threat to the world?
Voice of the hero.
Focus on the task at hand.
And there you are.
Are you here to kill me or something?
Yeah, kind of.
I haven't decided yet.
Steal your nerves and step forward.
Whatever her excuse I can fix.
I haven't decided yet.
Just going to talk?
Then why did you bring a knife with you?
How about you drop it, and then we can chat?
She makes a compelling point.
What if we just dropped the blade and talked?
Look at her. It's not like she's a threat.
Don't you dare.
It's fine, we can decide what we want to do after we talk to her.
Maybe she really is a monster.
Killing someone in cold blood isn't very becoming odd.
I agree.
The blade tumbles out of your trembling hands and drops to the floor with an unceremonious
clank.
Thank you.
Maybe now we can just talk.
I'm gonna talk.
against your better judgment you step forwards to speak okay whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa I did not say it's step forward hold on now I did not agree to
that I we can I can keep my distance and talk bro we don't have to fucking
we'll be fine you don't know what you're hoping to accomplish yet but I can assure
you there's no reasoning with her just make sure you don't forget about the
blade on the floor. You're going to need it.
So here we are. What an awkward start to a relationship.
A relationship? Are you calling on to me?
I'm not here because you're supposed to end the world
while out there. You think you're gonna end the world at the same about that? What's your name?
Do you know why I'm gonna kill you? Okay, we've talked enough. What's your name?
Start easy. She hesitates before answering.
You can address me as your Royal Highness or Her Majesty. Any honorific should do, really.
Oh, now maybe I should kill you.
Note the lack of detail. You can't trust her.
I'm... wait, there's one other theory in the world with the same upper eye.
Don't just tell her about it.
Is that why they've burned me down here?
But I don't wanna hurt anyone.
I like the world.
I think.
I think.
I don't remember much about it, to be honest.
I've been down here a long time.
Just down on a sheet of paper.
Down here?
That's a good question, voice of a hero, my Intermon log.
If I'm supposed to be capable of ending the world, then how did I wind up here?
I don't know if they're not telling me anything and neither are you!
They're so dangerous.
Deflect? Ooh.
Oh well, I'm actually really good at deflecting.
What are you gonna do if I let you out of here?
another life. She knows what she'd do. She's just searching for whatever answer she
can see you want to hear.
I'm not married, I'm a fucking breaker neck, bro.
I don't think I can answer that question in a way you'd find meaningful.
Does anyone in this game have anything of substance to say?
At the end of the day, whatever the two of us have going on down here is about trust.
Whoever sent you to slay me claimed I was a threat to the world.
But they didn't tell me why.
The blocking text, facecam, bottom left?
That doesn't sound right to me.
And I don't think it sounds right to you, either.
Otherwise, we'd be killing each other instead of talking.
Time out, what do you mean, each other?
Your chain do a wall, I have a knife, I feel like this is not each other thing.
She has a point.
There's a reason I've been telling you to question the situation, and there's a reason you've listened.
Okay, she's kind of got a point. I'll think of it, I'll think of it, I'll think of it, she would say, but actually...
She's got a good fucking point.
I agree.
It's all about trust, blind trust.
So do you trust me, the prisoner, the victim?
The princess clearly incapable of ending the world.
Or do you trust whoever pet me?
Why did you say kill each other, Lola?
She's wrong.
This isn't about trust.
This is about risk.
Risk and bull butters?
We stand to use everything, all for the sake of one person,
and a subjugating monarch, no less.
The relationship we had was like 10 minutes ago, but...
Don't jump to any weird conclusions.
We're two people who have met each other.
By definition, we have a relationship.
There?
Oh, you've been down here.
Too long.
How would I get you out of here?
You can't. Don't bother.
I'm guessing you don't have the key then.
You're blocking subtitles, mate. Tan smaller.
Are you on, like, fucking Internet Explorer?
I'm sure there's a key somewhere here, and if there isn't?
Well, we can always put that knife to get used.
Oh, you're sick in the head. What the fuck?
The sharp eyes settle on the edge of the blade.
She isn't suggesting what I think she's suggesting. Right? She is. I'm sure of it.
Oh, have you decided what to do with me?
I'm blocking the bottoms of pedals too? What if I go look right there maybe?
You know why you're here.
Slay the princess.
Did we lot the way down here? At least for a bit we can get the next other better while
I decide what to do. I mean surely right?
That seems like a pretty good compromise. Leaving however in life is too risky. If you
don't deal with us soon, she will find a way out.
Why is it red text?
I don't think you have any leverage right now, princess.
I know you think this is a fair compromise, but it isn't.
No one wins.
It's a chance we'll have to take.
We can make this work if we just stay here and keep watch.
No one has to die.
You're making a mistake.
And turn your back to the princess, and make your way to the stairs.
It won't be long before I slip these chains, and once I'm out of here, there will be hell
to pay for leaving me behind.
Maybe I should kill her.
Slip these chains?
She can't, right?
She needed our help to get out of here.
Do you hear the conviction in her voice?
I don't think she's bluffing.
Yeah, I don't either.
Either way, she dropped her mask, didn't she?
You can still turn around, finish the job.
That's a relief. I was afraid I'd already committed to not slaying her.
Wait, I feel like this is a problem, because both the narrator and the princess are both saying that I shouldn't just leave her here.
Which to me is like a medigame way of the dead saying maybe you should fucking do
something else.
What if I... what happens if I click that? You know what, let me... let's get our first save going, shall we?
It's never too late to do the right thing. Now hurry.
You've charged the princess blade crumbling in your hand, but you've already lost the battle.
The fuck?
She casually sidesteps your thrust before knocking you to the ground with a single blow from her in the bone.
We shouldn't have hesitated.
But she doesn't stop there. She kicks you a few times with a good measure.
of measure, the pointed tip of her shoes feeling like a pickaxe against your fracturing bones,
making sure you stay down. As you lie, crushed and broken on the basement floor, the princess
kneels on your throat, with the kind of weight you didn't think her slight frame could possibly
possess. Wait, me and who? As you gassed for air, she eyes you with an intense curiosity.
I shouldn't have let that fear creep into your heart.
You had the upper hand.
And now look at me.
Is this really the best you could do?
Look at you.
Completely broken.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed.
She applies more pressure,
slowly squeezing what's left of your life out of your lungs.
This is the end, isn't it?
I'm afraid it is
Everything goes dark and you die
Holy fuck
Wait chapter two
But I died your honor path in the woods and at the end of that path is a cabin
And in the basement of that cabin is a princess
Yes. You're here to slay her.
What?
If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
Okay, no!
Wait.
It hasn't. Or if it has, I certainly haven't been a part of it.
We've just met for the first time, you and I.
He doesn't remember what has since then, so maybe it's best to keep it that way.
You know I can hear you, right? It's going to be a lot harder than you think to keep secrets from me.
What does it matter what he knows? There's nothing we can do to stop her.
She's just going to kill us again.
Well, what if I immediately rushed her and killed her immediately?
She is not going to kill you unless you let her.
But slaying the princess and saving the world is going to be much more difficult than it has to be if you spend the whole time second-guessing yourself.
Let's assume I'm telling the truth and all this was really to happen while I was listening
to your watchtower while I'm doing anything.
Those are two very different questions but fine, I'll indulge you if that's what it
takes to get you moving.
Let's say for a moment that this really is the second time you've met me, or at least
a version of me.
Uh huh.
You died last time, which probably only happened because you didn't listen to me.
Of course we died.
The voice of the broken.
Hashtag need that.
What are you doing? If you're asking that, it sounds to me like you're making the rather dangerous assumption that your actions last time around didn't have any consequences.
What do you mean? Of course there weren't any consequences. The princess killed us and now everyone's right back where they started.
True.
That sounds pretty consequence-free to me.
Yes, but in this purely hypothetical scenario, that begs the question of how you got back here. Did time suggest you blamed itself?
Or were you instead transported to a different world entirely?
I don't know bro.
If it's the latter, what do you think happened after you died?
The end of the world?
Do you think the people there lived happily ever after?
Or do you think that the princess, left unhindered, brought about the end to everyone and everything
just like I told you she would?
If she ended the entire world, why should we even bother?
We might as well just walk up to that cabin, break that chain, and tell you whatever she
once. It's all the same in the end. Just because she's capable of ending the world doesn't mean
you're not capable of slaying her. Both of those things can be true at the same time.
Trill.
Chin up. I believe in you. Just all quick about it.
She told me last time around, I don't know if that doesn't happen again,
or I did last time. All she did last time around was beat me to death.
To quote you from last time around, she's just a princess. Why was she strong
You don't have to beat me to death with her bare hands.
She is just a princess.
What if you have seen the princess to you last time just get it out of your head before you get to the cabin and you'll be fine.
Or we could pledge ourselves to her and stop pretending the way Cate is not doing anything in this situation.
She probably doesn't even need to try to weather power us.
Can we turn down the pessimism just a smidge?
I'm not being a pessimist. I'm just being realistic. You're being annoying. Just ignore their bickering and whatever you do, don't pledge yourself to her.
I cannot stress enough how absolutely catastrophic that would be for everyone, yourself and her.
I mean, I don't mind that idea, personally. Yeah, who locked her here? Hold on.
Locked her in that basement and I told you okay, but if she's just a princess why do you need a lot of people?
Your fucking story has holes in it that don't line up dog
People walk away why couldn't they slay her look
I'm not supposed to say this but
It's because you're special.
You're the only person capable of doing this.
Call it a prophecy if that helps, but it's just the way things are.
It's just the way it is.
Oh, I didn't know we were special.
Of course you're special.
Why else would you be here?
See her arm when she killed you, I was like a werewolf kinda.
My hand?
I had a claw and I was like a werewolf.
Who cares if you think there's pressure?
As far as I can tell, the only thing special about us is that we get to experience painfully dying all over.
Alright, this guy's gotta walk in, bro.
What aren't you telling me, bro?
I've told you everything you need to know.
Going into more detail will just over-complicate an otherwise very simple situation and make your job more difficult.
You need to fucking die, bro.
The less you know about her, the better.
You need to jump into a river.
With fucking stones tied to your feet
Great now if you don't mind the whole world is waiting with baited breath for you to save it from ruin
A warning before you go any further
She will lie she will cheat and she will do everything in her power to stop you from slaying her
Yeah, don't believe a word. She says
Yes.
Hiding?
Cheating?
Why would she even bother?
She didn't need to do anything like that last time.
She caught us off guard last time.
We'll be fine.
Let's just keep our wits about us.
You got dropped to the floor with one elbow.
At least one of you still has a shred of sense.
Just make sure you listen to him and not that whiner.
If that's what you want.
I guess I don't have a say here.
The interior of the cabin is larger and more grandiose than its humble exterior would suggest.
The only furniture of note is a massive marble altar with a pristine blade perched on its
edge.
The blade is your implement.
You'll need it if you want to do this right.
Sure.
Why do we feel so small?
That's a good question.
We don't feel small.
We are small.
Do you know something about the mirror on the wall?
That's because there isn't a mirror.
There's the altar, the blade sitting on the altar, and the door to the basement.
There's nothing else in here.
There's definitely a mirror.
Who cares if there's a mirror, but we need to die, and I'm sure that if we looked in
there, we'd just see something sad and miserable looking back at us.
We don't need any reminders of what we are.
It would only make things worse.
For the last time, you're not going to die unless you let it happen.
And luckily for you, there isn't a mirror, so no one needs to worry about confronting
a grizzly visage any time in the near future.
Voice of the broken is the woe character?
Oh, for what it's worth, if there were an error, I'm sure that you wouldn't find anything
sad or miserable in it looking back at you.
You'd probably look perfectly normal.
Yay!
Probably.
Do you know who we look like?
He knows.
He just doesn't have a heart to tell us.
Oh, look at myself, I want to see how handsome.
I care whether I'm being lied to, there is a mirror.
As do I. Yeah, there is. I'm not lying to you. Use your eyes, there is no one.
I see it!
Everything about something so mean is what good would a mirror even do, let you waste
time preening yourself instead of doing what needs to be done.
You walk up to the wall next to the basement door. It's a wall. There isn't much to see here.
It's really isn't funny
You reach forward and rub your hand. I am aware of hope you know how ridiculous you look right now
Wait, did you just remove the mirror from the fucking?
Wait, he did remove the mirror
We should count ourselves lucky some things are better left unseen
Do I want the blade, Mr. Blaine?
You take the blade from the altar, it would be difficult to say the princess and save
the world without a weapon. Maybe that's because you haven't actually been there. I hope this
means you're finally brought back into this past life nonsense. You haven't died and
you certainly haven't been killed by the princess. Oh, she beat the shit out of me! And then
put her fucking foot on my throat until the fucking life left me.
I don't know though, they're video-divisions.
Okay, voice of a girl.
Slaying her is probably doing her a favor her booming voice rolls up the stairs
Is that a guest I hear?
The woman on the stairs come down and witness me
You weren't kidding when you said it was booming. She wasn't like this last time
You need to get down there
She wants us to see her we need to see her
should we be worried about your sudden change in attitude?
I agree, voice of the hero!
What you were going on about how pointless everything was, now you want to go to her.
It doesn't matter what that little voice says, he's not the one making the decisions, though
if his rambling is to get you to the princess, they get you to the princess.
Alright.
Making your way down the spiral staircase is a time consuming and exhausting effort,
Every step requiring you to clamber over one edge before dropping to the next.
But soon the end comes into view and you tumble to the bottom, entering the vast temple-like
room now.
Tumble?
What did I fucking trip down the stairs?
The princess towers over you, almost glowing in the weak starlight, her figure framed by
a stained glass window, her long hair billows around her, and a chain binds her wrist to
The chain is nothing to her. It might as well be a toy for the good of a blue. I told you, it was pointless to resist her.
The little bird has returned to me. I wonder what he was.
Was it a sheep or a toad?
You've brought that knife again, even though you know it's useless. Such charming audacity.
Drop it.
Yes ma'am.
Wooo!
Bro, like no one...
I can't do...
neither of them are giving me any...
like... I can't...
I don't trust the bear-rater, I don't trust the princess, bro!
The blade sticks from your fingers
and cratters
uselessly to the floor.
We didn't have to do that.
And yet you did.
She's so much more than us.
You wouldn't understand what it feels like to be in her presence.
Oh, I understand what's going on. You'd better snap yourself out of it.
Neil.
Whoa!
No.
But the words don't leave your mouth.
Instead, your legs buckle and your knees hit the floor.
What?!
That's my good little bird.
No.
Why don't we talk?
Uh-huh.
The last time we met, you told me I was destined to end the world.
That thought wrapped itself around my heart.
It has pulled at me since the moment I squeezed the life out of your broken lungs.
I could feel its fundamental truth awaken me.
The collapse of the old is a necessary prelude to the birth of the new, and the world as
it is now is overdue for... alterations.
My fault? How can you? Sorry, how is this my fault?
Because I said it, I willed it to be true?
It's time for me to seize my destiny, and you, little bird, will help me seize it.
Well, that gives a way to the game, doesn't it?
It certainly does, and beyond that, more than men's credence to our conversation in the woods.
I don't love the thought that in some other reality you failed to destroy her, but what's done is done.
I can only hope it helped you learn a valuable lesson.
You are the only one who can deal with her, and if you don't, well, she's let you know what will happen, hasn't she?
And you shouldn't have trusted us with her destruction. She is inevitable. Can't you feel it?
Hmm...
He's being melodramatic, but he's not exactly wrong, is he? What are we supposed to do to stop her?
Okay, first things first, you're going to have to stuff those pessimistic thoughts some place far, far away and commit yourself to what needs to be done.
The stakes of the situation should be perfectly clear to everyone now. If you're going to save the world, you have to have faith that you can pull this off.
You can't win a battle that you've already lost in your mind.
True.
I'm yours to command?
Just because you're supposed to do what you have to do, you can do whatever you want?
True.
This isn't about desire.
This is about what I am.
And I have little interest in discussing destiny with one that cannot see the divine truth that shines in my heart.
What happened to you after I died?
No dolin' except your privilege, little bird.
Oh.
There is an empty place at my side for you to fill, if y'all haven't.
But it is not a place for an equal, it is a place for something worthy to be kept.
A priest, perhaps, or a pat.
Do you have me due?
All you have to do is break these chains and set me free.
It was just so she's fucking useless!
You're so powerful, break the chain yourself!
Don't be rude. Of course she can.
It's not rude to question someone who's apparently trying to end the world.
That's exactly why it's rude.
That voice in the book, it's such a submissive little fucking...
I can easily, but that isn't what I want to do.
I think you're fucking bluffing.
The story of a terrible and bountiful god unbounded of her own will is no story at all.
It's not worthy of everything I am or everything I'm bound to become.
It isn't even worthy of what I was.
The destruction in Genesis that's to follow in my wake is deserving of a song that can echo for eternity.
The song of you being so struck by my glory so overwhelmed by what I am that you feel you must deliver me into the world
And from your path of utter devotion and submission, springs into some dawn, a battered dawn.
Submit now, submit later. It makes no difference. Because in the end, no matter how vainly you struggle against me,
My will triumphs over yours.
Oh.
I'm not gonna have you in the world, I don't care if something new comes after, I just can't let you do that.
I'm saved.
I should have saved. Oh jeez.
Perhaps you need another lesson in submitting to your letters.
Pick up that needle!
Do it. It's what she either wants.
No objections here.
I don't know what she's planning and I don't like that we don't know what she's planning, but...
you might as well pick up the blade.
What do you mean pick it up? What do you mean pick it up? What?!
As the eye falls on the blade, you feel a weight.
Some divine hand that sits unperceived by your senses,
but then manages to push you towards its desires like an unseen puppeteer.
Hey!
No!
You reach forward and grasp the blade.
Might I kill myself?
Stand!
This one's easy.
See?
This isn't so bad.
Okay, yeah.
We can do that.
We will probably understand anyway.
You can feel a creaking tension between body and will as you slowly rise to your feet.
Fight back, man!
The moment seems to last a lifetime, the silent anticipation of what's to come, dragging out
the long, pain-
You did this?
How?
But all the silences are broken eventually.
To defy me is to claim we stand on level ground.
We do not.
You are quite shy.
While I am brilliant radiance.
Eh, let's bring the Yggoo down a little bit, yeah?
Take that knife in your hand and slit your throat.
What?
It's...
What?
You don't have to listen to her.
Your aunt.
Just steal your nerves, step forward, and end this.
End this.
Oh, we'll end this all right.
Your hand lifts the blade and brings it towards your throat.
Okay, I apologize for the unclear language.
End her.
Well, I can't resist, can't slay up the princess, so, um, lights out.
No, you can't just slay yourself, you're perfectly healthy and capable and all you have
to do is ignore her and do what has to be done.
The blade and the hand that wields it remain firmly locked in place until you change your
mind and decide to do literally anything else.
I get you quaking against my will, an ant defying a god.
I-
It's pointless to resist.
In the end, everything submits to oblivion.
But you're not the one resisting me, are you?
There's something else in there.
You a perv?
What did I do?
Is that a person?
No.
It used to be a person.
something different now an echo this is she talking about you that's impossible
she's not supposed to be able to interact with me what the fuck you're a
small aren't you how does she hear him a shriveling little worm stretched beyond
its own nets trying to control things that it can't understand
No, no, no. What are you talking about? I'm just...
I don't care what you are. You're mine.
Oh.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You bring the blades to your neck. You slice through soft flesh, severing veins and arteries.
Your blood flowing freely down your body.
It's a painful lesson obedience, but the pain will last forever.
Shut up. No, no, no, no, no.
When I see you again, I mean, no, you're just playing that shit!
You have my chains, and deliver me to the destiny that lies beyond this place.
You will, I promise.
I know you will.
As you talk like that everything goes dark and you die.
Chapter 3 the Apotheosis.
Brother what?
You're on a path in the woods.
It'll be the end of that path.
Oh let me guess.
The end of the path is the Camarion.
Excuse me?
Come on man.
We can see it right in front of us and besides we've been here like what five times already.
This is the third time, but I think this is three. Yeah, who cares the woods are always the worst part anyway
Nothing ever happens. No invite moon
I care every single time you've been here means an entire other reality has been damned to oblivion
I'm reality is already an incalculable loss
And there is a massive difference between 3 and 5.
It feels like the numbers getting thrown around here are too big not to be abstract.
Numbers like 5.
Numbers like entire realities.
You got the solicitist voice and the Reddit Marv voice?
Silly, isn't it?
None of us can count to a whole reality and he's asking us to think about the difference
between 3 and 5.
You're already starting to lose the thread.
Just because you can't personally sum up the contents of the entire reality doesn't
mean that the people inhabiting it don't contain moral value.
If you have any sense of ethics left in there, if you have any moral compass, please, you
have to stop her.
I'm trying!
I-
Don't you get it?
Right makes right and she didn't even have to touch us last time to prove her power
So what just because she made us kill ourselves. We're supposed to submit to her authority without question
I knew when to surrender to our better
You would have lost eventually anyway, and it would only have made her angry
It would only have made things worse for all of us
Oh, for the love of... Can you all please just get on with it?
And what make you this any easier for yourselves?
Do we even have agency right now?
We either do what she wants, or we just want you to see the way we listen to somebody.
Please, nothing in life is a binary.
Obviously, we find a third choice that nobody wants.
You all talk about choices and freedom, but there is no choice.
Maybe some really broken choice when it comes to the will of a God you chose not to kill her bro
I tried to kill her and then she fucking it
Performed flawless CQC and I got fucked
I'm gonna cut you off right now
She is not a God and the more times you fail the harder it becomes for you to succeed
But the fact that you're still here means you still have a chance to pull this off. So princess
dangerous cabin slay now what am I run away stay where you are as you finish
your inane question the ground breaks beneath your feet you feel an unyielding
force pulling at you in your surroundings the trees start to sway and then crumple
Breaking apart is everything is drawn towards the cabin.
Even the earth beneath you seems to shift. Your feet unable to grip solid ground as you're dragged forward along with everything else.
The end of everything. The beginning of something new. The moment we open that door, she will be free.
Any words of warning? You already know everything you need to know.
Okay.
Is this the third impact? What's happening?
Behind you, there's something in the beds in it's shafted-
WHAT IS MY KNIFE GONNA DO?!
The first new blade...
It's now or never.
Don't be too bold, David!
Hey, funny one, did you just hit that third option earlier?
One that'll make everyone unhappy?
Quite safe, you call.
Well, we could always run away, right?
So where am I going to find that?
Anyway, you're all ruined in the moment of her recession.
If you no respect for the divine...
Embrace my goddess, take the blade or three.
What if I embrace her?
Zero broken on the contrary.
What if I take the blades?
With the green determination, you get the blade from the trunk.
Yeah! This feels right! She doesn't get to just smugly stand over us like we don't matter.
Let's take her down.
What are you going to do with that?
Play me play. Give her a squawk.
Even if that's all you manage, I'd rather go down swimming.
Okay, voice the hero. Wait a minute. Love, Guy.
Fly with these floating around her.
Who bet we could make it if we just jumped really hard?
You gather yourself, closing your eyes and shutting out the towering vision of the princess.
There is only her and you.
That's all there ever was.
It's time to face her.
Tragno oblivion, shall we?
You launch yourself towards the princess.
The pull of her gravity catches you, carrying you across the ground into the violent swirl
of her moment.
Such divine exit, and now, doing them, show me where the bigger tits to hang back, which
is just a dang everything.
Don't you see how I'm placed in the broken?
Shut up, voice of the broken!
Since she fears nothing.
That's right, she doesn't.
So she has no idea what she's in for.
with a heavy thump, you land on her chest.
It's now or never, we've come this far, let's take it home.
Carving to her divine heart, you strike, take that skin as light as steel.
Though you stab her again and again, the wounds are superficial,
and the action ends in a sprawling surface.
They have metal skin!
You see?
It was always pointless.
All this has done is bring us both together.
And how beautiful it is to be so close.
It's not pointless, it can't be.
We wouldn't be here if there wasn't some hope we could succeed.
Is that all?
Um...
The princess plucks you from her chest, pinching the swap of your neck delicately between two
fingers as she brings you to eye.
That would give her a chance for chance, but my destiny is inescapable.
Yeah what if I stab her eye?
Can I reach?
She's so much better than us.
There has to be something else we can do.
I agree.
Hold the blade of her eye.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, the glitter her eye!
Yes! Yes! Let's get us on the door and remember this one.
You concentrate your will to a final point and hurl your blade at the princess's eye.
She flies through the night sky out, and then nothing.
She could never be harmed by it.
It pierces her cornea.
She howls recoiling in pain and you fall from her distracted hand
They guys nurse you or what?
She narrowly misses you as she comes crashing down to her knees
The princess holds up her money in her hand, its glowing palm radiating a blinding light.
grows and grows until it's all you can see and then you erupt your very soul
mere kindling to her light the inferno incinerates everything that is you and
with it no no that's not right why is it hot I'm not supposed to be able to
How am I a lot?
What the...
You do not get the chance to respond nor will you ever.
Something has taken our way and it's let something else into place.
The Mirror!
Gaze into your reflection.
It sounds as you reach forward as they're gone, but the mirror remains.
Can't you see what's going on?
It's you.
You're alone with place that is empty. It's quiet here.
Proceed to the cabin!
Oh, what the f-
You were at the cabin.
Something finds me in the long quiet, and it brings me the gift of a fragile vessel.
What are you?
I am solitary lights in an empty city.
What are you?
She's also like, what do you mean by that?
Thoughts without connections.
A dim and nascent network.
I wish to be more.
She gets those things on her skin after she takes off the discord hoodie just like you.
I don't... What do you think I am?
I think that you are like me.
Oh, I am?
We are oceans reduced to shallow creeks.
Are you the princess?
She is part of me.
And part of me is her.
But were you always the princess?
making yourself or you're just making her a part of yourself.
You speak in circles.
Does it matter where one thing begins and another ends?
Fair question.
Kind of, but...
Are you with somebody to slay the princess?
Are you with Trapney here?
I have only just now stirred to consciousness.
I could not have trapped you here, and I too yearn to be free.
You are not smart enough to engage in this conversation faithfully.
Can you hand the control over to someone else?
Your parents hate you.
You know the narrator?
You are the only thing I have ever known.
Oh.
The space we're in is vacant.
Nothing comes here but us.
Do you know what the world's beyond this place?
I know only that they are.
The gift of a fragile vessel?
Yes. Nerves and fibers to feel the world's beyond.
Perspectives to make my own.
This one sits at the cusp of awakening.
A new god, waiting to be born.
She will make for a terrifying and devouring heart.
A new god, huh?
Hmm, a new god, you say?
Do not mourn her, for she has finally found her light.
Does she stand in the world?
How can the world have ended if we are talking?
What? What happens now? Are we doing know each other?
You are familiar, but you are not me. I feel sadness, longing, hope, as I witness you.
What if I said let her out of there?
I'm sorry. There are some changes that can never be undone. There are some tears that can never be unshared.
This is not a place that can hold a fragment of a concept.
The moment she arrived here, she was going to return to me.
What?
I promise that it doesn't hurt.
Well now what?
Nothing, as we are.
But I know that there are worlds beyond us, and that we are meant to reach them.
There is no exit, but this vessel is a creature of perception.
She can make you forget if only you believe her to be able to.
Bring me more perspectives so that I may be whole, and perhaps I will know her freedom.
So that's the goal.
We need more... voices, I think.
I'm a piece of W to have to find.
More than you have found, but less than there are to find.
I am infinite. The rest will find their own way.
Yeah, real fucking descriptive.
Piece of shit. Fuck you.
Aren't you scared I'll find a way to kill you?
I have not lived. I am not afraid to die.
How much will I forget?
Everything. I'm telling you again.
And what if I don't let you do this to me again?
Then we will be here forever, as we are now. Unfinished. Dried. All along.
I was sent to send the princess from Stubborn to show in the world if I help you is that what you're gonna do?
You ask of things that cannot be done.
Oh you are not fucking smart bro, just answer the fucking question.
But you are not deep.
You're being semantic? What are you gonna do if I help you?
How can I know? I am flickers and something sprawling and uneliminated.
Oh, fucking, pull your shit off.
I'm not going back?
If you need time, then I'll wait with you.
You are as I am now, and forever is a long time to remain undone.
I am not you, but I know that I would have returned before forever was finished.
What textures will you leave for yourself to occupy forever?
Will you place the images of you and I into a box for safekeeping?
If you close that box, will you become another you in another world?
Low key risk?
The legendary pattern repeats itself until you no longer bear the weight of its hand drawn cage.
You'll always come back to the box, because you'll always want to know what it means to be you.
I will be here waiting by your side until you're ready to return to mine.
And the game crashes.
No, I know it's scripted, I know it's a scripted crash, I'm not dumb.
I'm not dumb, guys.
You have returned to me.
Oh!
While you were gone with your moans.
I never left you alive.
Alright, make me forget, then.
She asks that I tell you to remember her.
Oh!
You won't.
Jesus, Jesus, fuck!
Fucking hell!
Everything goes dark and you die.
Chapter one.
A terrifying and divine heart?
Bring the apotheosis to her.
Your own path in the woods.
The real state of the princess starts here. You'll know it when you see it.
No, you can skip previously some dialogue behind the tab on your keyboard or all...
Oh, R1 on your controller.
Alright.
What if I just turn around and leave?
Seriously? You're just going to turn around and leave.
Peace. Do you even know where you're going? Peace out, bro.
Going that matters is where I'm not going to the cabin, I'm not going to the cabin.
Fine. I suppose you just quietly continue down the path away from the cabin.
Please.
What we're being asked to do here is wrong.
Better to wash our hands of this whole situation than to take part in it.
Peace out, bro.
Ignore that annoying little voice. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Fuck you, narrator.
That's strange.
What?!
It looks like this path also leads to the cabin.
How convenient! Everything's back on track again, maybe the world can still be saved after all.
Turn around again and leave again.
You're really keen on wasting everyone's time, aren't you?
It's remarkably selfish if you ask me. I've already outlined the stakes of the situation.
If you don't do your job, everyone dies.
Like, dies, dies.
That's not my problem. Forever.
Quite frankly.
Quietly getting down the path.
Peace out, bro.
Oh, wait.
When I said everyone, I meant everyone, that's a pretty large group to just condemn to death
over a single princess.
And last I checked, you're part of everyone too, so if you think about it, walking up
to that cabin and slaying her is really in your best interests as well.
Not fine, you turn around and trick back down the path you came.
Pussy.
What would you look at that?
You're at the cabin again.
Now, I'm not normally one for superstition or astrology, but I have to say, it seems like
the universe itself is doing its best to bring you to your fated confrontation with the-
I'm not killing her, bro!
She's gonna beat the shit out of me again!
Oh yeah?
Well, I guess I start walking in a different direction again.
In fact, I'm gonna just keep trekking through the wilderness till I find a way out of this place.
There's always a choice.
Pussy!
Let me tell you right now that you're making the wrong one for pretty much everyone who has ever lived,
as well as for everyone who ever will.
And here we go.
As you trudge into the woods, something strange starts to happen.
At first, it's little flickers out of the corner of your eyes.
Um...
Limpses of familiar wooden structures through the leaves.
But as you focus on your surroundings, I'll just go to cabin, maybe.
You're too stubborn for that, aren't you?
It doesn't matter how many paths or cabins appear around you
You're just going to do whatever you can to shirk your responsibility
Because you care more about irritating me than you do about the fate of the world.
I mean, yeah, kind of.
You've doomed us all, you know that right?
But of course, otherwise you wouldn't just wander off into the forest in search of certain death
You lose track of just how long you spend aimlessly
seamlessly tromping through the wilderness
It's not like any of that time spent lost in the woods really matters because it isn't long before the world ends and
Everyone dies
Chapter 2 the stranger
You're on a path in the woods and at the end of that path is a cabin
And in the basement of that cabin
Is a princess
What the hell are these fucking walls?
What the hell?
Uh, wait a minute.
You're here to slay him.
If you don't...
Wal Maria?
It will be the end of the world.
The walls weren't here last time.
He can't just force me to go to the cabin.
What are you talking about? I'm sure those walls have always been there. It makes sense
if you think about it. If there weren't any walls in the woods, someone might have got
lost. Or, heaven forbid, someone other than you might have stumbled onto the princess.
If he doesn't remember what happened, then maybe it's best to keep it that way. I don't
know, I think it's more fun if he knows what we're thinking.
Oh, this fuck is back on.
He's like a captive audience. He might have walled off everything to the path to the cabin,
But I'm sure there's plenty of other ways we can ruin his day.
If by ruining my day, you mean ruining everyone's day forever, then yes, I suppose there are
plenty of ways you could pull that off.
The world really did end last time, didn't it?
We should be careful.
I didn't see the person, sir.
For all we know, we just got lucky.
The world hasn't ended yet, and you are never going to slay her with that attitude.
Stuff those pathetic little voices to the back of your mind and stay focused on the task
ahead lie yep okay in the cabin now where I'm definitely gonna say the
princess
don't lie you know I can tell when you're lying right please take this
seriously I am begging you oh warning before you go any further she will lie
she will cheat and if we're stuck going in there maybe we should believe her
maybe she isn't a liar ignore him he's just being difficult for the sake of it
let's keep an open mind I wanted to stay in the woods forever I didn't want to make it do that
damn it the cabin interior is wrong a confusing patchwork of many cabin interiors
What rejected across what's almost the same space?
It's all shifted an inch here a foot there such that this seems and ever quite a visible enough for the place to make any sense. Oh
What the hell I?
Didn't do my mouse
I just thought you might want to know that the only furniture of milk is a plane table its legs all the wrong lengths
It's material devoid of feature.
Perched on that table is a pristine blade.
The blade is your implement.
You'll need it if you want to do this right.
If he wants us to take it, maybe we should just leave it to collect dust or better yet
grab it and throw it out the window.
I'm down, bro!
There's a knife against a world ending monstrosity anyway.
No, we're taking the knife.
Have you seen this place? We have literally no idea what to expect and no idea if I just
don't take a knife.
What if I take that I'm just an immediately killer?
Princess, how many times do I have to explain this incredibly simple and straight forward
premise?
You can't just say that. But when everything here is so wrong.
What is in the mirror?
Listen to me.
My job is to describe facts as facts and to guide you through your job, which is to slay
the princess and through that action, save the entire world.
What if you debate her in the marketplace of ideas?
I mean, she kind of owed me last time I tried that, not to lie.
If you're going to slay her, you cannot let fear creep into your heart.
You cannot lose yourself before you even get to her.
Oh ho ho ho!
Pete, my interest, what's gonna happen if we lose ourself?
Nothing, because you're going to pull yourself together.
Oh, okay.
Just ignore the stressful geometry and stay calm.
How? Even if we closed our eyes, you're constantly describing it to us.
True.
I'm not going to stop doing my job.
I'll just die, bro. I don't care. Just die.
And quickly, if you don't mind.
What if I take the knife and stab him here?
the Tars. You take the blade from the table. It would be difficult to slay the princess
and save the world without a weapon. Okay fine, you took the knife. You really shouldn't
hold it like that. Heh, how are we supposed to hold it? The other way, from at the bottom,
we'll look much cooler and more serious if we hold it with our thumb at the bottom. It
It really doesn't matter how you hold the blade, as long as you have it.
Just make a choice.
Uh, other way, fuck it.
Switch your grip on the blade.
Congratulations.
Yes!
Isn't this so much better?
Ew.
Why do you sound like that?
Okay, fine.
You're right.
This does look a lot better.
It really doesn't matter.
Just get on with it and deal with the princess already.
Well, let me go look at the mirror on the wall.
You walk up to the wall next to the basement door.
No, it's not a wall!
There isn't much to see here.
What are you talking about?
This isn't a wall.
It's a mirror.
Or at least it'll be a mirror once we wipe off that layer of grime.
My head hurts.
You reach forward and rub your hand against the cabin.
I hope you know how ridiculous you look right now.
There was a mirror a second ago.
And now it's gone. You know that taking the mirror away from us isn't going to change things, right?
We'll find it again and then we'll see whatever it is that you don't want us to see.
Throw the blade out the window!
Haha! Yes! Do it! See it.
Ugh, you throw the blade at the window, glass-sharing the cabin as your weapon flies out into the night.
I suppose you'll just have to deal with the princess without it.
We'll be fine, don't worry about it. What's the worst that could happen? The world ends. Been there, done that.
I'm not so sure. This place is already messing with my head. It will be much better if we add a weapon.
What's done is done. Good luck, hero.
Alright, now what?
What?!
revealing a web of branched staircases all built from unidentifiable materials.
Nothing here seems to belong.
The closer you examine your surroundings, the more confused you'll get.
Your head throbbing with the effort of making sense of this place,
none of the stairs even seem to go anywhere, let alone death.
The air here has a sickening, almost sludge-like, miasma to it.
Oh, jeez.
Kind of sludge.
Ew.
The fuck?
What is she sound like now?
No, no, thank you. Oh, don't be such a baby. I don't want to do this. Let's just turn
around and leave. This feels wrong. This feels like a trap. Like whatever we do, we're gonna
die. Um, we don't even have a weapon. But we already tried turning around and leaving,
didn't we? And he threw up a wall. No way to go look forward. And whatever choice we
make whatever she is we know one thing for sure and what's that the fate of the
world hinges on your success oh my god narrator don't jump off of plenty of ways
to ruin his day the horse there's no left the center stairs of the soft
stairs to the right and you know they're safe let's go harsh you step to the left
The path is cruel against your feet the impact of each step sending pulsing vibrations up your legs
Till there's nothing left in them to feel
Well you guys hear around you gross you guys say say it's coming
I wouldn't have any load another day. Yeah, by the way quickly evolving into a numbing cold
Your toes feel like blocks of ice your breath's puff out and clouds of condensed vapor
Maybe we turn back.
Maybe we go back.
Time disappears, you can feel yourself begin to untether.
Visible sensations dull and then vanish, until the only things experienced are the endless
repeating patterns and emotions of the journey, a continuous march forward to a destination
long forgotten.
Are you just going to stand there?
That scared me.
What?
What the hell was that?
What happened to us?
I feel so strange. Like I'm fundamentally different, but also still the same person I was at the top of the stairs.
Oh well, that was a trip, but now it's over. Time to get back to our old devilish ways.
The princess. Eyes bright but otherwise shrouded in darkness, watches you impatiently from the other side of the basement.
Don't forget why you're here.
Right. And why are we here again?
In case you weren't listening, I'm afraid I lost myself on the way down.
What if I don't kill her?
You're here to- he's just being an ass. We were in there.
Oh, I'm still not sure if we should trust you.
Let's talk to her for a bit, trying to get out there as-
This princess seems chill. She seems-
She doesn't seem, like, an ass.
Okay.
You can address me as your royal highness, or her majesty. Any honorific should do, really.
Did you think you could face us? If you'd blame...
Fucking hell!
As the princess speaks again, it's almost as if she fractures. Where there was once just one of them, there's now another.
We can do that!
But unlike this, it's those cabins all over again. Can we put her back?
I don't know, I don't-
Does it matter?
I don't even-
Yes, it matters.
But I'm not going to waste any more time crying out details for your own to be so irritating
about it.
It seems to me like you saw something you weren't supposed to have seen.
If only you'd listened to whatever words of wisdom you were giving in that other reality.
But what's done is done, is it?
Don't sigh at me, bitch.
Whatever you saw last time, I'll be right back.
Don't sigh at me, bitch.
Final fucking warning.
What?
You're not ready for this are you leave me there? Are you even here?
Probably stuck down here forever. Aren't we there's no way out and barely away in
Sometimes I feel like I'm being pulled apart too. It's so terrifying down here
But at least now you're not alone and I'm not alone either
with her.
Can you get out of here?
Come on, figure it out.
I don't know where you are, but it's all three options at the same time?
There's more of you now.
What's that supposed to mean?
Are you trying to get under my skin?
I don't feel like I've gotten any better.
There must be something wrong with you.
I'm the same as I was a moment ago.
She fractures again.
I don't know where this is going.
Neither do I.
Which is why you need to slay her now before things get more complicated than they already are.
Whoa, what if I looked and get more complicated?
How would we even do that? Where would we start?
We'd always start by retrieving the blend.
Um...
The one he made us throw out the window.
I wasn't the one who threw it.
Oh come on, you told us to.
Don't try to pass the blame now that it's come back to bite us.
Well, if I'd known we'd be dealing with this, maybe I wouldn't have been so hasty with my suggestions.
Okay, this was fun for a bit, but we can't even really interact with her, can we?
What's the point of asking questions if all we're going to get is a million answers?
It's a good question.
I can't even follow what's going on anymore.
We need to get out of here.
This whole place is making me itch.
What if I keep splitting her up?
For all I know, you have to look for a reason to do what?
Maybe it's because I'm dangerous.
But you know, right?
You have to know.
You're the only other person I've ever seen.
Or at least the only one I can remember.
Don't give me false hope.
Please just end this already.
One way or another, just do it.
I'm a monster, and the second I get out of this place, I'm going to end the entire world.
This is reaching its breaking point. If you don't act now, there will be nothing in here but her.
Take a deep breath, and focus on it. You can do this.
But how do we decide what to do? Can there even be a right choice when all of them are so different?
Stop overthinking it. Your drifting thoughts have clearly been part of the reason this situation has gotten out of hand.
If you're trying to do the right thing, there's only ever been the one option, and that option is slaying her.
But like, just no way!
Just do something! Do anything! Do all of it, if that's what you want! This place is hell, and it's only getting worse!
Can you grow up though? Oh, I guess I have to.
Wait, that's not right.
Oh, come on.
Huh?
You take a step forward.
Your foot lands, but it lands... different.
You experience a firm footfall, a gentle tread, a confident stride.
You can feel yourself rupture.
The rule spins, your perception multiplying in a sickening kaleidoscope
as your very self is pulled in incomprehensibly many directions.
Eat!
Find the blade suddenly in your hands, or once you use it to strike at her bindings as you remain upstairs and slay her in the water.
Huh?
Is this what the end of the world looks like?
What's one bearable mess?
But this...
We can't...
Do you not have anything witty to say?
Turbun, could you use a good bit of wit right now?
What the fuck?
No, I don't because this isn't fun. How are we supposed to have fun if everything is happening
at the same time? It's the same as nothing happening and nothing is excruciating.
What the fuck?
Luckily for all of us, nothing and everything doesn't go on forever. The world and the princess
collapse in on themselves before it all falls apart.
What the fuck? What kind of amalgamation is this?
I think he's gone.
We were never going to salvage this, were we?
What happened last night?
What are we?
There are parts of us that are dead.
They just don't fit.
They just don't fit.
We can feel them moving around in spaces they don't belong.
It's all so unfeasible.
Did you do this?
Did we do this?
Can you pull us back apart?
Can you fix us?
We should help her. Yeah, I think we did this
Surprisingly sincere, I didn't actually think our actions had consequences
So let's wait for a grip, isn't it?
I'll I'll do my best. I don't think she's supposed to be fixed. No
Say nothing to aura max like no is pretty good though. No
Well, you'll never know if she hears her reply, she's gone in memory of its current.
She's gone.
Where did she go?
She'll be trying to find her?
What is that?
Where?
What is it?
One hour.
What is this?
Is that the end for you?
This is the end for you, but it's not the end for me.
What is this?
What just gives us the end for you?
This is the end for you, but it's not the end for me.
Why is that supposed to mean?
Whatever awful thing I've felt before, it feels so much worse now.
Why does the hero sound like a fucking bitch in this roof, by the way?
He's just messing with us.
Right?
If you approach the mirror...
...sources reach forward, they're gone once again.
The mirror always makes me leave the youth as she was in it, the bloat you've grown!
You find yourself in the long quiet once again.
We're at the cabin.
The green lights and empty city escapes become pockets of vitality and movement.
I am more than I was before whenever you are ready. I will wipe your slate clean once again
Are you saying that being as we were before must have you changed?
She's a child the same as an infant. I am in a broken pattern, but every vestibule has crushed her spectacles
and carves new avenues of expression I am different, but I am the same
I just feels like a riddle being a single straight answer. I'm sorry words are
difficult for me
They never fully leave what I wish to say
If you do not like my answer. Oh, so now we're shifting the blame. So it's my fault
The vessels you choose to bring me carry far more meaning than anything words could say in the spaces between.
What's all done, but do you know what you want to do?
With every gift you bring me, I excavate the alleys of what I am meant to be,
and every exploration leans now in complicated truths.
What I will be is different from what I am. What I am is different from what I was.
Alright, bro, the missile knows where it is and the missile knows where it isn't. Like, okay, so what?
I cannot tell you what desires I will hold when I have changed.
But in this moment, all I want is to know myself.
When I go back, it's as if an invisible wall closed around me, why can't I do the same things I've done before?
Those paths lead to worlds you've already seen, and to perspectives I have already made my own.
They are useless to us now, inaccessible. The only paths of value are those that are yet unknown.
Tryna be honest, didn't even know that, but that's good to know.
You've been kind to me and anyone else I've met, why?
Why wouldn't I be calm to you?
You are the only thing I know that isn't me.
Oh, thank you.
I hate the way this speaks, why?
What's wrong with a soft-spoken woman?
What's wrong with that, bro?
We're gonna bring you next time.
Gifts aren't what someone tells you to bring them.
True.
Do not worry.
There are no wrong answers.
And every perspective eliminates my shadows
and shares their secrets.
Yeah, and this, once you're finished, I'm gonna kill you, right?
Ah, let's hurry it down. I would be so confident.
and finding new horizons to discover.
Hey, sir.
What do you feel about me? These vessels I've been bringing you? I've hurt them.
There is a hurt that dwells in them, but they are not me.
They are thoughts and perspectives.
They are feelings that are moving me.
I could have taken a point how the first time I ran into her, she did fucking kill me.
The wounds they've suffered curve texture around my heart.
Without them I would be as it was before this car mother that one song on Halloween by the way
There's no so much on the night where it goes like it was
Is something bad the city of tears. Yeah, there are new spaces that I must fill
Does it fit the change like this clothes and reflection
perspective smelled together and the breadth of my experience stretches to
new corners. There are contradictions, conflicts in my nature, and there are
familiarities that bind everything together. It feels correct. This is what I
need to be. This is the only path forward.
Hmm, alright.
Well, I guess I'll go back. What if I attack?
I really want to attack it and see what happens.
Your will cuts across into infront of you, but nothing happens.
Oh.
Do you have any thoughts on this vessel?
These ones are a contradiction.
A winding kaleidoscope of paths along.
They are stretched into a shape not unlike me,
but it is a shape they can uphold.
They will make for a rich and vibrant heart.
Do not warn them, for they will finally get to know themselves.
Okay.
I'm not gonna tell me, okay?
What was the kind of shit? Some, like, chatterable type to farm, like, fucking, you know?
I was gonna say, no, there's actually some shit fucking lexable type to farm, like, she's right or whatever. I'm not even kidding, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna go back.
I await your return, but it will give me time to reflect on what I am.
We will meet again.
Alright!
Fucking hell.
A rich and vibrant heart brings this stranger to her.
Okay.
Alright!
I'm walking in the cabin and I'm killing her!
No fucking...
No, no.
You make your way up the short path to the cabin.
Proceed into the cabin.
The interior of the cabin is almost entirely bare.
Take the blades.
You take the blade from the table.
It'll be rather difficult to slay the princess
and save the world.
He said it!
End of the basement.
The door to the basement creaks open,
revealing a staircase.
Just check, what was it?
Just checking it out there.
Oh, it's been so long since anyone's come down here.
I was starting to think they'd forgotten about me.
You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the princess.
There's a heavy chain around her wrist, binding her to the far wall of the basement.
She's so coldly beautiful.
Is she really a threat to the world?
Focus on the task at hand.
And there you are.
Are you here to kill me or something?
Feel your nerves and step forward.
You step forward, you'll grip on the blade tightening as you steel your resolve.
Oh, no talking then?
Fine.
What even makes you think you can kill me?
I'm probably chained up in the spacemen for a reason, right?
And if that knife is the only weapon you have, you'll have to get close enough to use it.
Okay, maybe she's too tough. I don't know.
Oh!
Oh, that was easy.
Okay, this is like directly in your chest.
How are you speaking?
Do you actually believe this was enough to kill me?
So, she's convinced she can't die?
Yes.
Even as she lays there dying,
she entirely believes herself to be alive and well.
What?
But it's over, isn't it?
She stopped breathing moments ago.
That arrogant look still plastered on her face.
Pfft!
But is it over?
Really, over?
Yeah, yeah, we're okay. Yes. Yes, exactly. It's over. With your work done, you make your
way back up the stairs, closing the door to the basement behind you. Why do I feel like
we've done something terrible? I kind of agree. You did kill someone. Greater good or not,
Nothing would be very wrong with you if you didn't feel at least a little bad, but it
was for the greater good.
One of these days that will sink in and help ease your guilty conscience.
But that day isn't today.
Let's just get out of here.
Leave.
You open the cabin door, ready to return to a world saved from certain doom.
And it's fucked.
Only a world saved from certain doom isn't what you find.
What you find is nothing at all where a lush forest stored mere minutes ago
The only thing in front of you now is the vast emptiness of some place far away
What?
The world's already fucked
Everyone is fine. It's just that you in the cabinet now far away from them
Don't worry
You'll be safe here
This is good. I don't think so. No happy
you'll be happy. Oh, okay. I was kind of hoping I get a better ending for saving
the world. That's bullshit. Let me out of here, bitch. What's done is done and there's
no going back now. This is what's best for everyone. Trust me. Time passes. You
can't be sure if it's days or months or years or even decades. It's all a wonderful
Boring blur you've never been happier
We're not just gonna stay here for now. We should go back in the basement. No
Didn't you hear the narrator? I'm happy. We're happy
Hell no, do you have any how to get us the heck out of here? I do but you're probably not going to like it
the blade
We can use the blade to get out of this kill ourselves. I can hear everything you say little voice
There's only one thing it would want you to use that blade on and I'm afraid that thing is you, dear hero
He's right. It's the only way out
Do you hear that? It wants to take this happiness away from you. It wants this wonderful place to end
Do you know?
There's more for us to do. All right, bro. What is happening here? What is it? What is this for?
I'm just gonna ban this guy, just like, delete yourself.
Delete your fucking Twitch account, unplug your keyboard, throw it out the window, go step outside.
This guy typed it twice, like, hello?
I ignored it the first time, I thought maybe you'd get the message, but apparently you're fucking...
Relax.
Don't you dare.
Wouldn't using the blade kill us? Wouldn't we be dead?
How astute.
You are absolutely correct.
Using the blade to kill yourself would kill you.
And you shouldn't do it.
In a sense, we die, but looking at things from another angle, are we even really alive anymore?
This place, it's nothing.
It's absolutely nothing. It's just the same thing, constantly, forever.
True.
I know this is out there, but trust me, I know using the blade will work.
That little voice didn't want you to slay the princess. It didn't want you to be happy.
This isn't happy, bro! We're in a fucking cabin in the void for fucking de-
Who knows how long? Beckades?
If we die, darling, it can yell at me all you want.
Of course.
Excuse me, pussy?
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez!
The Spectre!
woods and at the end of that path is a cabin and in the basement of that cabin is a princess
you're here to slay her if you don't it will be the end of the world when do i get to kill the
narrator myself
i killed myself what am i doing here i can assure you that you're not dead and to answer your second
Question we're here to stay the princess. I literally told you that a second
He doesn't remember what happened then maybe it's best to keep it that way
That's fine
Voice of the call hearts together last time voice of the call just do it again voice of the cold
Well, if or whatever reason you insist that was a call at least your heart's in the right place
I'll proceed to the cabin.
A warning, before you go any further.
She will lie, she will cheat, and she will do everything in her power to stop you from
slaying her.
Don't believe a word she says.
She won't be a problem.
Shit.
Proceed into the cabin
The interior of the cabin is cold a soft odor of dirt permeating the air
Cobwebs flutter in the corners. You can hear wind whistling outside. What am I just sure again windows?
The only furniture of note is an elegant antique table with a pristine blade
The blade perched on you.
The fatal takes the prime sub and life it up in Alucard and Vibracy and Ninjado.
Thanks everyone.
The blade is your implement.
You'll need it if you want to do this right.
Voice of the cold moving like prime brawn.
I think you mean prime bam actually.
It feels like now it's been there for a long, long time.
Like I've been saying, she's dead. We killed her already.
Take the blade.
You take the blade from the table. It would be difficult to slay the princess and save the world without a weapon.
True.
Approach the mirror.
You walk up to the wall next to the basement door. It's a wall. There isn't much to see here.
What are you talking about? This isn't a wall. It's a mirror. Or at least it'll be a mirror once we wipe off that layer of grime.
Yet.
Why does it do that?
You reach for it, rub your hand against the cabin wall. I hope you know how ridiculous you look right now.
But there was a mirror a second ago, and now it's gone. Let's not spend much longer worrying over it.
Clearly it's not even important enough to be acknowledged.
Alright.
If the princess lives here slaying her would probably be doing her a favor
The room below is silent
Nobody's here
As much as I appreciate the optimism shouldn't be so sure
I guess we'll just have to go down and see
As you descend the final step the form of the princess comes into view oh
Oh.
I did that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, deja vu!
Whoa, what the fuck?
And finally, the rest of the body floats up to join the head.
Wait, this isn't right.
What's going on here?
Ghost!
Probably this hero's a pussy, bro.
Oh, wow.
How absolutely terrifying.
What's a ghost supposed to do to us?
It's you. Hiya, Keller.
Hi!
I was hoping to see you again. I had some issues with how our last meeting went.
How'd it go?
The princess drifts across the room into your orbit, gently running her fingers across your shoulders and down your neck as she circles you.
Oh.
Her touch is cold and ethereal, formless yet real enough that her icy fingertips send shivers dancing across your skin.
I got the chills
So she has a body and she's right there
That means we could kill her. Oh, she's a ghost. Can I even fucking touch her?
Slay the princess again
And they took out the Vindicta
I'm like making all these cities, but I don't even use any of them
the
day at the time you stop at the
no matter how many angles you strike
from
all you managed to do is interrupt her
form
skin of your hand prickling with coals
apart
I'm able to find anything solid
adorable when you're confused
Oh, he didn't mean that to me.
Slay the princess. Harder.
If I knew I had to talk to you again, I wouldn't have slain you.
I'd die to him off thin and run like you would happen, and why am I different?
You don't look dead, killer.
The princess grabs your wrist, a sudden shock of cold flowing all the way up your arm, her
eyes still fixed on yours as you try to squirm out of her grip.
And you don't feel dead, I wear them.
She lets go and pulls away.
Your fingertips tingle painfully as the chills subsides.
What?
I'm less interested in why you are, or how you are, and I'm more interested in what you
are.
Yeah?
Is that when I hit them you threatened me last time?
Well, yeah.
I brought a knife with you, was I supposed to just talk to you with open arms and well
That knife could have been for anything.
That's a good point.
the princess harder.
You swing at the princess once more and once more your blade cuts through nothing as she disappears.
Her voice chides from elsewhere in the room. You whirl around, finding her hovering between
you and the basement stairs, looking you over with grim disappointment.
She draws in close.
Oh, we can do that, baby!
Well, we can let Bi-Boss be back, why not just chill with that?
Eat!
Why did you speak?
She forces her hand into your chest, and then...
Yes?
Nothing happens.
Oh, are you sure about that?
Something should have happened.
And yet it's didn't.
We're fine.
Did you miss?
Stare at her in silence.
You can't be sure if you first hear or feel what happens next,
but it is over before you can fully conceptualize what it is.
A horrific splinter on the squelching of organs, the rending of tissue,
and icy, numbing pain.
I'm done, Assy.
Connect to the sea here and take everything I owed, starting with your body.
If you want students to give me my freedom, I'll just have to make you give it to me.
Oh.
She's real there.
If she's making us dead, we should return the favor.
Slay the princess? I can't!
You swing your blade towards her briefly corporeal throat.
It connects.
Oh, it does!
There's a gash widens across her neck, a glowing ectoplasm leaking from the wound.
But it's too little, too little.
No!
In her hand, you realize she clutches your still-eating heart.
It thumps unsettling there.
Did we get her?
Even if we didn't, we'd given her something to remember.
I kinda need that.
See you soon, you chummer.
She winking at me?
Tread will never know.
As she crushes your precious organ in her hand,
everything goes dark.
And you die.
The Wraith.
LIFTING!
Sorry.
I actually- I look like I'm in a fucking cocoon or something.
Voice of the cheater.
starts again, she kills us as a goddamn toast. We start again. I'm starting to think we've
been running circles just for the sake of it. Come on, let's not give in to all that
misery just yet. There's got to be a way out of this. There's got to be a right answer.
Yeah, and what if there isn't? Aren't you listening to me? What if all of this was rigged
from the start. I mean it probably is. That's ridiculous. There'd be no point in all this
if it was just some kind of cosmic busy work. Can I just say I'm glad the voice of the broken
cuck is gone. I think that's exactly what it is. The powers that be seeing how many
ways they can screw with us. Could be it's all some kind of sick joke to them. Okay so
you've already been here. Twice even. Great. Then let me poke a few holes in your depressing
little theory. Nobody here is screwing with you and I can't imagine any scenario where
you would have started over after slaying the princess. Well, we didn't have to start
over. Av? Why did you get rid of the H there? We didn't have to start over. We killed ourselves.
True.
And why, pray tell, did you do that?
I was bored, LOL.
Because you decided to foist an infinite tedium on us.
That doesn't sound like me.
If I'd had everything my way, you would've effortlessly slaying the princess,
saved the world, and been given your happy ending.
Mmm, wrong.
The ending was the tedium.
You locked us in a cabin and sent that cabin to an endless void,
and then you told us we were happy.
Well, were you happy?
No, it's why I killed myself.
Of course we weren't happy.
That's why we killed ourselves.
It was awful.
Yes, I think she killed us.
Even though she was already dead, this is all fake.
OK, let's try to get back on track.
You're real.
The princess is real.
The world is real.
The people in the world are real.
And the danger she poses to all of them
is also, quite unfortunately, real.
Mmm!
Whatever you did the first time, it sounds like it almost worked.
Alright, so Barge in and Stabber again?
Because killing yourself seems to undo all the good you almost managed to accomplish.
Wait, free falling fucking get his ass, Jesus!
All the standing around and talking is boring, let's at least do something.
Maybe we'll kill her again.
Maybe we won't.
Maybe we'll even free her.
Um, are you the same narrator we don't know? Oh, he's not gonna...
So, unless we haven't tried to turn around and leave, I actually did try that.
What happens if we don't go to the cabin? That's another option.
And she finds a way out on her own.
Ugh, of course she does.
So, standing around out here is the same as us letting her out.
only we don't have to see her that's gotta be better right no it's strictly
worse but she can't kill us out here why would staying out of killing distance
be worse if she's getting out regardless because it's cowardly for
starters and because the unknown is always worse than the known but really
all you're doing right now is wait this is like this this is the fucking dude
I'm bothering idly I'm like debating if I even want to bother
Do I want to bother do I want to bother
Do I want to bother
Well
It's oh my god play variety play this play variety game. So what do I do I?
I play a variety of games that I thought looked interesting that I didn't know much about and I wanted to try something new.
And then I do it, and then I see the same people.
No, sorry! This game sucks!
Next!
No!
No! That game!
Next!
It's like, bro?
Like...
I just wanted to try a fucking game that was new that I thought looked interesting.
That's all, bro.
You're getting rage-vated by four people?
You know what?
Hold on.
Let me tap it real quick.
I'm just gonna find this.
Fuck, there's no way I can find this.
There's no way I can find this.
But maybe I can.
Hold on.
Fuck, there's no way I can find this.
There's no way I can find this, but maybe I can't, hold on.
Is this what I'm looking for?
Is it this clip?
Wait, hold on.
Is this the one?
Wait, hold on. Is this the one?
I personally liked the Outlast Trials, especially with friends.
I spared the hell out of myself in some way.
This isn't the clip, I'm real stupid, but I hope it is. I don't think it is though, actually.
That's not how it works, bro. No, your variety viewers are the worst viewers on the fucking planet.
If you all need put down like the dogs you are, that's the actual problem.
Righty, I don't give a fuck righty viewers are the scum of the earth because if you play a game
Because it's not like me viewers where it's
If they're bored of they just leave
Righty viewers be like oh my god, dude. No dude you play this game instead
Dude this game is terrible. You need to play this game actually
This this game that me and my two boys on discord
Place, and we're the only players, by the way, it's the best game.
Trust me, play that game.
That's the pro- that's the bridegroomers.
That's why people can't stand you free.
Heh.
Oh...
Ah, thanks, Flaps.
Punish the game complainers by playing 8 hours of Overwatch or Deadlock.
Anyways, shall we?
I love how he opens up with being put down like the dogs you are.
I'm not playing, I'm playing!
more rules, more rhetoric. Since when is there a wrong way to slay her? I'm sick of it. Makes
me want to end the world out of spite.
Bro, it's like five people. It's not even... Wait. We've killed her and been killed by her and
all of those things have gone well for us. If we're going to fail this loop, fall through this
loop forever, we're eventually going to let her out. We might as well do it now.
perceived reality looping twice before does not mean we continue to do so forever.
I know that's possible. Surely there'd be at least one person I please know.
Those little voices have already drawn attention to the fact that even the path is different.
The world itself is at a tipping point. Know that there is always a choice. Even if you
You were stuck in an infinite loop. There's no reason to assume that the mere nature of
the infinite would force you to make any specific choice.
You do have free will. As much as things would be easier if you didn't. And you can just
keep making the correct choice forever, never deviating.
That convenient everything always comes back to what you want us to do. I'm sick of him.
Makes me want to end the world at a spite.
Well, let's go to the cabin, shall we?
I'm so horny, but nobody will see this because the chat is moving too fast.
That's awesome, bro.
Bruh, I wanna try, I wanna do a run where I set her free. You think she'll like fall in love with me or what?
what I care. It sounds like somebody's about to crack.
Try and use it first, I'll join me if you just get it up.
There's obviously no point in trying to reason with you right now, especially with all these
clowns offering up their useless advice. Honestly, it seems like the more I try and
talk sense into you, the more single-minded they get about letting her out. So yes, I'm
I'm done trying to walk you would you look at that take it however you will
The interior of the cabin is long and dark a single narrow hallway stretching far into the distance
Curtains billow out from tall windows on either side obscuring the path forward
Fluttering helplessly the pose is the thing that's how I like saying that if you put down like the dogs
driving everything forward
The only furniture of note is... hmm... that's...
The mirror? Are you gonna acknowledge the mirror?
Or strange. Is it the mirror? The mirror? No, there isn't a mirror.
What's strange is that there isn't much of anything in here at all, aside from the curtains.
They're supposed to be a pristine blade.
Address me!
Why isn't there a pristine blade?
Great. Something else has been taken away from us.
I suppose the only way to go is forward. So forward we will go.
Blade or not, it doesn't really matter, does it?
Let's pretend there's a mirror at the end of this hallway and that right now we can't see behind it what's there, what's behind it.
If you're asking what's at the end of the hallway, it's the way to the basement.
the weight of the basement. Don't you mean door? No, I didn't say door, because there isn't a door, it's just an opening.
Oh.
What are the odds she's waiting for us right behind it? If I were running a bullshit factory, that's what I'd do.
Let me assure you that there's nothing there, nothing is going to jump out at you.
Certainly not the princess. The princess is in the basement.
You can't see the mirror, the knife is gone, defying his expectations.
Who the hell is calling the shots here?
Nobody is calling the shots, that's how reality works.
Alright.
You slowly make your way towards the gaping moor that awaits you.
The gaping moor?
Your fraying nerves buzz with trepidation, the chill wind raising your hackles as it
gently pushes you forward, towards the darkness at the end of the hallway.
You can't shake the feeling that you're being watched.
We've always been watched. You're watching us right now. Sometimes the feeling is just stronger than others.
I feel like you're trying to put us on edge. We don't need all this anticipation. We just need this to be over.
You stop as you reach the end of the hallway. I presume in front of whatever mirror isn't actually there.
But it is there, bro.
Wipe the mirror till we go.
You reach your heart forward into the pitch black of the opening.
Nothing.
Heh.
It's like this place red our mind.
Just a mess with us.
Get your looking at China, staring into the void, thinking about what it'd be like to
die again.
I know exactly how you feel.
Um, shit.
Where is she?
You feel something long and frigid coil around your ankle.
A half-skips a beat, standing in muted shock for one long, frozen moment, and then it, sheath, the princess, constricts.
Aaaaaaah! I hear it!
Your bones stand in this cave. Icy pain radiates up from the break, a deep pud, flooding your veins as your legs, numb with the shock of it, collapse, and you collapse with them.
You're meant to have a terrifying visage of the princess.
Her hand grips your leg in a steel vise.
Her groin of heart jagged from ear to ear.
Crowded with far too many long and crooked teeth.
To deal with her harm's feel, I gave you a path to forgiveness.
I gave you a chance to make things right.
I thought maybe this thing that you've done in field remorseless,
Maybe try to make it up to me.
Like now, you'd rather use that knife to keep making the same mistake over and over and over.
I'm sorry.
Hey, look, after I ripped your heart out, you still cut me.
And for what? I didn't go anywhere.
You didn't damage me. I'm right back here with you.
A little better, a little worse.
Well, maybe a lot worse.
So, here's how this is going to go. I'm going to take your body, and we're going to block it out of here.
Okay! You get to watch me do it! Completely helpless, just like you'd do after me!
I say we let her do it. It's something different.
Do we even have a choice?
You always have a choice. Maybe before, but not now. There isn't a blade this time.
Exactly. What choice is there if there isn't a blade?
What about the fucking claws on my feet?
Well, unless you have any specific ideas.
I think I might stay.
Or even I killed you and you killed me and watered under the bridge?
That's fine. I actually came here to free you.
I'm a victim of all this too, Trill.
Oh
What in the hell on but I might actually might be down for this
Wait a second.
Killed you, then you killed me water under the bridge?
Well...
You're about to become a passenger.
I'm not talking.
Not a player to take a shit, Shatlin.
This place is far behind us.
Your name came off the floor of the long hallways.
The rest of the princess's body emerges.
Her proportions all long.
Lins bent and curling.
Moving in ways that defy your understanding.
Her torso stretches until her face is practically touching yours.
her neck cracking audibly as she twists to look at you from a fresh angle.
Are you sure you can't do anything to help us?
Can't you like manifest a rock right on top of her head?
And crush you along with her?
Not that I even can manifest a rock.
Besides, I thought you all wanted to free the princess.
Yeah, can I?
You don't even have a weapon.
So I'm afraid you're out of luck, which unfortunately means that I, and the rest of the world,
am out of luck too.
And whose fault is it that is in the weapon here?
Yours I assume.
What?!
It's supposed to be a pristine blade.
Whatever you did in those previous lives of yours, you really messed up.
Oh fuck off, bro.
Are you seriously trying to blame this on us?
Thank you, princess.
Your vision fades, as she tears open the membrane of your soul.
Um...
You're awake.
Eyes once again fixed on the long hallway,
Your vision's swimming as the princess's command reverberates inside your skull.
Her voice is all-encompassing. You feel...wrong.
It's so cramped in here.
Like there's some sort of growth trying to push us all out.
I know.
You rife to your feet, though the pain in your ankle is blinding.
Your body slumps against the wall, desperately leaning into it for some...
Can we want to tear up the membrane of my soul?
Six foot four, by the way.
There's another option, you know.
No, it's not.
Don't help either of them.
Flip the table.
Oh?
If you don't want me to do that, you're not going to be able to do it.
You're probably going to die in a carriage.
Don't get where the mirror was.
I don't think it goes anywhere.
Let's throw ourselves into the abyss.
Oh.
You body, there. You. Now.
Your body, still slumping as the wall, trapped between the princess's overwhelming will and the blinding pain of your splintered ankle, takes an excruciating step towards the cabin door.
The movement is stiff. Your body reduced to a marionette, pulled reluctantly along by your strings.
It's not that bad. I can't do this to any of you.
Leon tanks this, by the way.
Throw my body into the abyss or leave the cabin.
Well, mutually assured destruction, shall we?
In a single moment of overwhelming willpower, you tear your body from the wall and hurl
it towards the gaping abyss.
The pillories burst, and muscle fibres tear as you and the princess struggle over the
reins of your body.
One foot planted firmly on the edge where the floor ends, and then nothing begins.
It's unquestionable that her reserves are greater than yours, but fortunately for you,
the distance you have to cover is far shorter.
Enough is enough.
I'm tired of us always losing.
It's just a step away.
Why?
He made his mother proud to live there.
He is still there.
That's fine.
You throw everything you have against her and manage for one brief moment to overpower
the princess's hold on your body.
But that moment was all you needed.
Your foot slips a few inches and you collapse forward, the darkness swallowing you whole.
Why are you laughing?
I don't hate you, actually.
I thought slips through you, unheeded as you fall, and fall.
I'm just fucking confused!
One end, but at least it's as.
An empire of frigid nothing.
I don't think this qualifies as saving old hearts.
At least you didn't move it yet.
What happens now?
Where are you going? Bingo?
Where is everyone going? Bingo?
I want to know what he thinks happens now.
How did you find out?
Uh, and why is that?
You didn't ever come into my life. You are gone.
It is you and you, you and me.
Where are the sides getting like closed in?
Don't.
Turn on the velocity ceases and you feel something, a mass, a growth, torn out of you.
You and the princess look at each other for a short moment.
You don't answer her before she's gone and you feel her resistance in every few months
more.
Memories are tiresuits.
She's too cold.
Where does she go?
Should we try and find her?
What is that?
No idea.
What is it?
Why now?
What is it? Why now?
Of course you're scared this is the end for you, but it's not the end for me.
I would have kept them in the dark if I were you.
Oh. What is that supposed to mean? Whatever awful thing I've felt before, it feels so much worse now.
So you're the real puppet master here. Can't believe I tried to help you.
Approached a mirror. What do I look like now?
The sounds as you reach forward are gone once again.
The mirror always makes them leave, but you need to see what's in it.
The decay!
You've withered.
You are at the cabin.
I am a growing chorus of contradiction, a mass of tides ebbing and flowing all at once and where directions that my attention can bear to hold.
To look at any one is to shift them all into something new.
So, bro, all these are like fucking... God of fear and hunger phases, no?
All of me is changing, and yet the rest of me is still the same.
Does it matter if I go back? At least one of us always hurts the other. Doesn't that
change you? Does that make you worse?
It changes me, but it doesn't make me worse. No, it doesn't make me care for you when you
last. Does it make you worse? Do you resent me?
Yeah, kinda. A little bit. You're torturing me and I hate it. I think I hate you. It all
It does seem so distant as soon as I'm near you.
It does seem small from here.
And the more we journey, the smaller each of those steps will be.
But that doesn't make any of them less special.
You can't be a contradiction, contradictions don't exist. What the fuck does that even mean?
And yet my waters flow in my streets bustle.
There are no words that can describe me into my own existence.
There is no logic that can bind my multitudes.
I am everything that you have known me to be.
But I am also none of it.
What happens to the world's really behind us?
My perspectives are shadowed.
You have seen what I have seen.
Just as I have seen what you have seen.
The angles of my vantage do not offer me hidden truths, and my attention is turned inward,
except when you are here with me. Perhaps this will change when our work is done.
What are you thinking of this vessel?
This one is loneliness turned to see thing. She could not find her strength in others,
So she found it in herself?
She didn't kill her this time.
What if I don't kill her this time?
Do not warn her. She isn't alone anymore.
You still not care what I bring you next? I'm the first one to bring you? You still not care?
I care about your guests. But I have no preferences. You have your responsibilities. And I have mine.
We will know when we knew our destination.
It took you two hours to celebrate the kill of a random woman?
Bro, I'm...
The tides do not dictate where they are pulled.
A river does not dictate its outlets.
My gift to you is to let you choose your path.
And my task is to contemplate the gifts you bring me.
Okay!
Well, I guess we'll have to wait.
As easily as it can stand to be you.
You are like me.
Even if you have chosen not to look at the corners of your virginity.
Even if you have chosen to ignore the brilliant contours of your soul.
Okay, well, let's go back, shall we?
I will be here.
Wait, there's gonna be a glass head that's gonna jump stairway, wait, wait, wait.
Fuck, it's still gonna be jump.
Alright, here we go.
Chapter one, I driven hard, bring the Wraith to her.
You're on the path.
Yeah, I know.
So I think I can do the cabin.
You make your way up the short path.
In the cabin.
Let's be a good boy this time.
Let's just go to the basement without the blade.
The door to the basement creaks open, revealing a staircase venting aloompa voice.
Hello?
Is someone there?
Whoa, she sounds...
Different.
Is...
Hypnotizing.
It's the kind of voice you only have to hear once to remember it for the rest of your life.
Don't let it fool you.
It's all part of the manipulation.
You're playing a dangerous game by coming here unharmed.
Hi!
Don't be a stranger.
It's been so long since I've had any visitors.
Please, come downstairs.
You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the princess.
There's a heavy chain around her wrist, binding her to the far wall of the basement.
She's beautiful.
How could someone like this be a threat to anyone?
I am begging you to- SHUT UP, LARIDER!
SHUT UP!
I'm not writing- SHIT THE FUCK UP!
Hi.
Do you think you can get me out of these chains?
Let's talk a bit first, baby.
Okay.
Oh, hello.
What's your name?
Oh.
She pauses, carefully formulating her words before she responds.
You can address me as your royal highness.
Give me a fucking name.
Fucking name!
Okay, Princess.
What the fuck, bro?
has a name okay that's weird she hadn't even thought to pick a name for herself
hopefully you're starting to see that she I'm being weird go back upstairs get
the blade and slay her before it's too late
but the first place in a while what are you even eating or drinking I don't see
what that has to do with anything this is the only time this is ever going to
But, I agree with the princess. That's hardly relevant.
Okay, but actually, what has she been eating? She has to eat, right?
Alright, what if I get her out of the chains?
I'm getting you out of here.
Only making this more difficult
Thank you. Thank you
You're making a huge mistake
No, you're doing the right thing
You walk up to the chains binding the princess to the wall and give them a tongue
They're large and heavy far too solid for you to even imagine trying to break them apart. Oh
I'm guessing you don't have the key. I don't
Maybe it's somewhere upstairs.
Downfall.
Whoever locked the princess away down here intended for her to never see the light of day.
They wouldn't have just left the key to her chains somewhere in the cabin.
There's a key in the light of day, it's far too late, the time has come.
There's a key, do you have any other ideas?
Maybe there's some way to break the chains?
if that doesn't work I guess we can always cut me out of them she offers the
suggestion with almost complete nonchalance yeah it's a little if we
were stuck down here long enough I'm sure we'd be nonchalant about cutting our
way out if it meant we could finally put it where she steps on you again that was
cool you attempt to make your way out of the basement but the door at the top of
the stairs slams shut you hear the click of a lock sliding into place is
someone else here. You try the ball but it's locked from the outside. Your shouts
and pleas are met with silence. You're here to slay the princess and you won't
leave until the task is done. All kill yourself Neraite. Sorry, it's alright. Well if you should, I hate it. Make your way to the bottom of the stairs. This would have been so much
much easier if you'd just taken the blade like you were supposed to. Easier for home.
Easier for everyone. Look at the mess you're in.
I heard the door slam. They locked you down here too, didn't they?
Yeah.
There's a slight panic rising in the princess's voice.
If I could just get out of these chains, I know we could force our way out of here together.
She barely hesitates before raising her arm to her mouth, her teeth tearing through her
limb with the determination of a trapped wolf.
Yo what the fuck?
As she whips her flesh from her bone, a sound comes from behind you, the clam of bouncing
metal.
It's the blade from upstairs.
You're not sure how it made its way down here, but if there's a time to strike, it's
now.
Or we could use it to free her
You won't like what happens if you do that. I don't want to kill her. I'm gonna save her. I don't want to kill her
I've already slain her like 20 times and she's killed me to your better judgment
We place the blade against the ragged self-inflicted wound on the princesses arm just above the unyielding chain
binding her to this place
You cut into her flesh
The blade is sharp and it takes little effort to crank through the bone of her arm.
Her limb falls to the ground and the heavy chains follow suit.
Light work and no reaction.
And it can sound through the whole ordeal.
No, she didn't.
She smiles softly as her gaze meets yours.
Bro, can we like wrap that up real quick maybe?
And run from her wounded arm dripping rhythmically to the ground.
How is she still smiling after everything?
It's like she isn't even bothered by what just happened.
Thank you. Now let's get out of here.
Okay. Sure.
No, we won't have any effect. The stakes are too high.
You can't just let her escape into the world.
No, I can't just let her escape into the world.
This fucker. As the princess approaches the bottom stairs, the body steps forward and
raises the blade. Wait, this isn't fair. You can't just do that. Watch me.
What are you doing?
I'm not doing that!
What are you doing?
Stop that.
Some things come over you, hasn't it?
Y-you know you don't have to do this, right?
The body lunges forward, the blade held low, ready to sink into her heart.
But the princess dodges, stumbling back against the wall before the blade has a chance to connect.
Stop it! Stop trying to resist me! I'm trying to get you out of here alive!
Resist?
The blade. Move. The. Blade.
No!
As your body remains frozen in stubborn resistance, the princess...
She just disarmed me? That'd be fire if she could do that.
Maybe you could use some of that CQC from earlier?
I think both of us know this, isn't you?
She nervously reaches towards you and takes the blade from your infuriatingly revenge.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, I'll try to be quick.
She plunges it into your chest, tearing through flesh and sinew. It is agony.
You aren't dead yet.
Oh no, I'm so sorry.
Stay strong. We can tough it out until it's done. For her sake.
For her sake? Don't you start pretending that dying a painful death is some sort of heroic gesture.
The two of you have literally doomed everyone.
Oh this guy, if he fucking jumped into a vat of acid, oh my god.
ever. She sinks the blade into your chest again and again and again, and you feel every
inch of burning pain that slices its way into your body.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
She doesn't know how to use a knife, does she? Apparently not, though it doesn't matter
how sloppy her blade work is, does it? The stab wound is still a stab wound, and won't
be long before you bleed out.
I'm so sorry!
Did you have to kill me?!
Right?
Oh, that's rich coming from you.
As much as I prefer for things to have gone differently, I can't deny the reality of what's happened.
She's so sad.
It's over.
Everything goes dark.
And you die.
She's so cute you can't be mad, so if your wife stabbed you to death, could you do cool with that?
The damsel.
You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin.
Yeah, I support women.
And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.
You're here to slay her.
What a sense of deja vu.
A terrible sense of deja vu.
No, you don't have that.
This is the first time either of us have been here.
If he doesn't remember what happened, then maybe it's best to keep it down there.
Yes, he didn't approve of us last time, did he?
If we're going to see our beloved, we'll have to be sneaky about it, so I won't laugh.
Our beloved?
Yes, you'll have to be very sneaky about your intentions if you're going to try and save
the princess.
Ah, so all of the cards are on the table.
Then you should know that we in the princess are in love, and the four of us will be foiling
any and all assassination attempts you've got in the works.
We'll see about that.
Whatever you do, just be sure to ignore him specifically.
Sounds like he's the sort who'd sacrifice the whole world for a peck on the cheek.
I mean, I...
Kind of with him on that one, bro.
What can I say?
A world without love is a world that isn't worth saving.
wait a minute that's like what's her name says about the fucking frenzy flame
ending no
this is just more than deja vu though
I feel this whole thing just happened no
Oh, warning. Before you go, she will lie, she will cheat, and she will do everything
in her power to stop you from slaying her. Don't believe a word she says.
We already told you we're not playing along with your little game. It's your lies that
can't be trusted. Her beauty is the only thing in the world we can believe in.
I think we've already been over this. I'm pretty sure he just likes the sound of his
own voice. I do, but I also speak from their heart. My passions are too great to be stifled.
They must be expressed. Sure, your passions are strong and all, but not everyone needs
to hear them. Some things are better kept quiet. Don't pay their bickering any mind.
Focus on the task ahead.
Into the cabin. What's on the line this time?
The interior of the cabin is clean and elegant. Its stone walls draped in fine-threaded tapestries.
A prison befitting a royal prisoner. The only furniture of note is an ornate wooden table with a pristine blade perched on its edge.
The blade is your implement. You'll need it if you want to do this right.
Do I even want to look at the fucking mirror?
You walk up to the wall next to what you're talking about. This isn't a wall.
You reach forward and rub, but there was a mirror a second, but now it's gone.
Pity, we could have a feather out of place and now we'll never know.
We can't gallantly sweep her off her feet if we have a feather out of place.
End of the basement. I'm not killing her this time. No matter what, I'm not killing her.
The door to the basement creaks open, revealing an intricate stairwell. Gold-trimmed carpet
glimmers in the light of the torches positioned along the walls. The basement almost seems
welcoming to the dim firelight.
Nice!
But it's still a stone basement. If the princess lives here, slaying her is probably doing her
favor. What is this book? Oh, it's open. A soft voice carries up the stairs. Hello? Hello?
Why fucking now that? Her voice, it's somehow even more beautiful the last time. I can hear
wedding bells already. Wait, you're nice with it. I've held my tongue to and have but you're
We're taking this a little too far. We barely even know the princess.
We can still do right by her without all this over the top four in.
Yes, for everyone's sake, you're not in love with her.
That was you, yeah bro.
Just remember that her charms are all part of the manipulation.
You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the princess.
There's a heavy chain around her wrist, binding her to the far wall.
My love, we're here to rescue you from your unjust and foul imprisonment.
You know she can't hear you, right?
She may not be able to hear my words, but surely she can hear my spirit.
Oh, your spirit's plenty loud, alright.
It's you, my dashing hero.
I was so worried you wouldn't come back.
Yeah, I'm here.
Did you hear that? She said we're dashing.
And she called us a hero.
Wait.
Flattery really goes a long way with the community, doesn't it?
So does she mean it?
Right, so she knows, like, the past.
Like, what happened?
Like, she falls between deaths as well.
That's so weird.
Waiting for you to come back?
I didn't want to believe your raving's back in the woods, but this is next to it.
Yeah, she remembers.
Because she remembered us.
You've been here before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I kind of like, I don't know why I knew that, but like, my brain like got confused for a second to worry about it.
That's right, villain.
And you killed us.
Well, she killed us.
Only because he made us try and kill her, it was self-defense.
Our beloved's hands remain unstained by cruelty.
and you've died before.
So an entire world has been damned to oblivion.
I'd really hoped I'd be the first, but what's done is done.
What matters is you have a chance to do it right this time.
We damned a whole world, but everything reset.
Nothing resets, you're just somewhere else.
You can't keep hocking between worlds forever.
Well-
Especially not without leaving a trail
of incomprehensible devastation behind you.
Oh.
This is horrible.
Um, I didn't bring your knife to cut you out again.
What happened after I died?
I have to ask, did you end the road to the key back there?
So I haven't lost the narrator who sent me here to kill you
to prove my body was extremely unfair.
But I'm not sure I died.
You died. And now we're talking.
Uh, but before we started talking, did the world end?
I don't know. Was I supposed to have ended the world? Would that have made you happy?
No, no, no.
Isn't that just like our darling princess. She wants to make us happy.
My heart melts further with every word that passes through her beautiful lips.
Did you hissing to her? That's a confession!
No. I don't want the world to end.
Then I didn't end the world.
See? She didn't confess anything. She is innocence itself.
I'm not so sure.
I didn't bring a knife so I could cut you out again?
I'm okay with whatever you come up with. You can cut my arm off again.
We won't be laying a finger on her perfect wrists, and indeed, we won't even have to!
Do you see how dainty her hands are?
We'll be able to slip her right out with no harm done.
What?
No, she's a prisoner here.
You can't just slip her hand through the chains.
Why are you two arguing over the logistics of slipping her hand out of her shackles?
She just said she'd be okay with any
Anyone who thinks that's weird she didn't care last time why should she care this time that's our story
We are witnessing an average
Extremely bizarre behavior and further evidence that she's a monster who's not to be trusted so go ahead and slay her
Rescue
So I have a lesson there, sent me her to kill you took her from her body, you should say you can tell her that, probably not, but I will.
Another version of me was pushed to such drastic action, it was for good reason.
That's okay, you are just doing your best, and that's all that matters.
Oh my god, me and Hill.
She took that in stride, to a surprising extent.
An almost unsettling extent actually.
That's because she's perfect.
Do you think she has someone like him telling her what to do with him?
She doesn't.
There's no one else like me.
Whoa! Problem down there you go.
I think he's right, because I like it better if she doesn't have some horrid little voice like him,
always trying to drive her to violence.
No, I can't let you do that.
If you take another step towards the princess I will give you what you want, take over our body and force us to try to kill her.
I would if you had a weapon.
Not on my watch, villain. My passions contain tight, manic depths, and if you try anything that might harm our dearest, I will end our life without a second thought.
You wouldn't.
I would.
I've listened to him far with you. He has a lot of strong feelings, and doesn't the
world end if we don't stop her?
You approach the princess and gingerly slide her hand from her bindings.
I won't kill myself.
It shouldn't have worked. I'll be damned. We're doomed. I can't believe it. But yes,
have to. I told you, there's no life more worth living than that of a true believer.
I'm free, and you're not trying to kill me this time. Thank you. Thank you so much.
The princess jumps up and smothers you in a joyful embrace.
The hell? If only you had a weapon, one slip of the wrist and your pristine blade would be
buried in her back and everyone out there would be saved. Luckily for Mr. Romance,
we don't have a weapon. Who needs a weapon when we have the power of love on our side?
What do we do now? Um...
What do you want to do? Let me guess. End the world? Spoken with the rank cynicism of someone
who has never felt love in his heart. I don't actually know. Nobody's ever asked me what I
I want it before.
That's kind of sad.
She doesn't even know what she wants.
You may have had it all wrong.
What if this whole thing is just a misunderstanding?
What if she doesn't want to end the world?
You're so gullible.
It's the only thing you've ever doubted, the actual truth.
I think I want to leave.
And I think.
The princess closes her eyes in one reflection.
Her eyes are going to open.
It's going to be.
And then she shrugs.
I don't know. What do you want to do?
I thought it was going to be like fucked up or something.
Um...
I just want- I want you to tell me what you want.
Do you want to end the world? I want- I just want to leave.
I'm going to pray the rest out later. If you want to leave, let's leave.
I just want to make you happy.
Oh!
She can't just want to make us happy.
It makes sense to me.
That's all I want for her.
So you thought she'd want the same for us?
What would make you happy?
I just want to make you happy!
Is she... broken?
What's going on?
What's going on is she's lying to you,
Only she isn't a good liar.
Are you starting to trust me now?
What if I just left?
Umm...
Oh, if you wanna leave, let's leave.
That sounds perfect.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, phew.
She's back to normal.
Normal?
What are you talking about?
Our angel has always been like this.
Ab-
Price is averted?
Yes.
The princess takes your hand,
the last hopes of the entire world,
Slipping through your fingers as they intertwine with hers.
Yay!
We have each other.
We don't need the world for our happy ending.
I like to think that you do, actually.
Look, I have my doubts, but the choice has been made and this is happening.
You don't have to mope about it.
I will mope about it,
because moping is the only recourse you love blind fools have left me with.
You and the princess walk up the stairs hand in hand.
Ugh, look at the way she's smiling at you.
She doesn't have to be so happy about this.
And what happens after we walk up the stairs?
Let's see.
Oh, isn't that interesting that all slams in your face are the one you want to fix?
That's a familiar move.
Did I do that last time?
Then you should know that you won't be able to leave.
What if I told her what would make me happy as if she broke down the door?
Oh no! Did someone lock us in here? That's not fair! We're supposed to leave now!
She's right. It isn't fair. But the unfairness of the world no match for the strength of true love.
Enough with this true love nonsense, you just met her!
But she's pretty!
Of course, you wouldn't understand. Our passions were undeperred than anything you would've ever known.
If you're listening to this, you don't have to go along with the every whim of that delusional
voice.
I'm just along for the ride at this point.
Um, do you think you can open it?
Well, I don't know.
Do you think I can?
Of course she can.
You believe in her, right?
Nobody is leaving this basement.
Uh, yeah, I think you've got this.
Oh, but what if I do it together and then we can open it if we try together?
I want...
What if we do it together?
I keep saving and never using that.
Okay.
Yeah, let's do it.
By the pair of teenagers in love, you and the princess place your hands on the door
Together
and
Rock-a-picks with the door open. Are you kidding me?
I told you our love was insurmountable. Wait the narrative is pissed
You and the princess make your way upstairs and the blade. That's right
There's still a chance for you to do the right thing take the blade from the table and slay her before it's too late
Can you grab the blade and throw it out the window?
No, I'm not doing that.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
You're taking every opportunity you can to draw out the end of the world and make me suffer.
I hate you.
You know, if her walking out that door is really going to end the world, can't we all just stay here?
It seems like an easy way to enter everyone.
That's not how this works.
Yes, what he said, that's not how this works.
Obviously, we have to leave with her.
I agree!
It's our happy ending.
I agree!
We're leaving? All we need to be happy is each other?
What if we just stay here and build a life together?
Ignore them?
That's the way out. We're going to leave together, just like you want to.
I agree!
Yes, I suppose you are going to do that, aren't you?
You cross the room, opening the door to the cabin, and then you step out.
Romantic ease! Your love will set you free!
Ah, happy ending at last.
We did it! What should we do now?
Where did everything go? Where did he go?
Oh, is he gone? I hadn't noticed.
I was too busy staring deep into Arb and Lovett's eyes.
How's everyone going?
I'm cold. He's being hardly supposed to be so cold.
She's cold?
Ah!
The pathethers pluck them all and weave her a coat worthy of a princess.
Well you don't get the chance to make that jacket more than you ever.
It's time for you to leave memory of the turns.
She's cool.
But where does she go?
Should we try and find her?
Who's that?
There's no good ending.
Why is it here?
You can't do anything!
Why is that?
But if it was so bad, like looking into it right now, it's going to be the end of everything.
everything. Yes, I fear that we won't like what we'll see. What if we just sit here and
pre-enfor a while? That doesn't hurt, right?
I'll see you on the side, it's going to be okay. Okay. If you say so. I trust you. You
It shouldn't be there waiting for us. I just know it.
What do I love like now?
The silences you reach forward, they're gone once again, the mirror always makes me believe this was in it.
The remains you've unraveled.
The long quiet once again.
You're at the top.
Whoa!
There's a world beyond the endless walls of the long quiet.
I'm curious to see what it means for us to know it.
Say back, I'm not alone. There are voices that speak to me. Some of them are me, but one of them is something else.
I call them the narrators. Who wants me to kill you? Do you have a narrator? Have the vessels had one?
No. Their minds are empty. It exists, but constantly shifting into something new.
Do you think your narrator lives in the spaces beyond?
Does when I find him, you and I are finally gonna have answers?
Do not look to one who fears me for your truth.
The only answers with knowing are those we can find within ourselves.
You have thoughts on this vessel?
This one is soft and delicate.
He molded her to love you, and she'll make for a gentle heart.
Do not warn her. She has served her purpose.
Wait, but like...
I wonder if I need to bring you?
to bring you.
One, whatever you bring me next will be enough, and then gravity will pull the others back
to me.
I will be singular, a final multitude.
This is the last time I didn't think you would like me to bring you?
These gifts are a conversation, and each one shows me the contours of your heart.
The only thing I want to see is what you choose for me when the threat is fully drawn.
This is the last day before your completion. I'm not going back. I'm just going to stay here.
You know we're gonna fight when this is over? Do you want to bring you to last vessel? Wait, are we gonna fight? Do we have to?
The point of awakening is to find out.
I don't want to fight though.
Do you think anything is real out there?
Do you think that we are real?
We are real. Nothing is an idea that dwells in the absence of something.
But nothing cannot exist on its own.
And because of that, nothing can't exist.
What if I say this?
Conflict is my nature.
There is nothing I want more than to finally perceive the shape of myself from every angle
and to turn that shape on you.
Oh.
Sorry, Elsa.
But not all fights and destruction.
Just it's not all conversations and in peace.
What have I not done?
What if I- what if I say I'm just gonna stay here?
I'll just gonna crash my game again.
Wait.
She's gonna crash my game again!
and die until a box for safekeeping.
If you close that box,
will it become another you and another world?
An imaginary pattern repeating itself
until it can no longer bear the weight of its hand drawn cage.
You'll always come back to the box.
Makes sense! You would kill a woman? Did you even fucking watch?
I wouldn't have just fucking treated her with living but love and affection.
Waiting by your side until you're ready to return to my life.
Re-launch.
Re-launch.
And they took out the dicta!
You have returned to me.
Hi there.
I'm ready to go back the next time I see you each of us will finally know what we are
I will be here waiting for you fucking hell I forgot Jesus Christ
Bro, I want to do something that...
I'm just not going to kill her.
I'm going to do whatever I can to not kill her.
And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.
You're here to slay her.
If you don't...
Okay.
Oh, okay. Thanks for telling me what to do.
You make your way up the short path I've already done this
The interior of the cabin is almost in time
All right, so if I take the blade you take the blade from the table it and go to the basement
The door to the base per voice who's there she sounds whoa
It's almost as if she's the one in charge down here, don't let it fool you, it's all
part of the manipulation.
Walk me out Bansun on it.
Hi!
Don't be a stranger, it's been so long since I've had any visitors, come on down.
You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the princess, she's so coldly in focus on
the task at hand.
And there you are.
Are you here to kill me or something?
Ummm...
No?
Why would you even think that?
That giant knife you're holding kinda gives it away, doesn't it?
The blade!
Of course she doesn't want to talk.
Who'd want to have a conversation at knife point?
We should drop it.
Don't you dare.
It's fine.
It's fine. We can decide what we want to do after we talk to her.
Maybe she really is a monster. Killing someone in cold blood isn't very becoming of us.
Drop it. We'll drop it.
The blade tumbles out of your throat.
Thank you. Maybe now we can just... talk.
Yeah.
against your better judgment you step forward to speak with the princess face
to face we'll be fine I don't know what you're hoping to accomplish here but I
can assure you there's no reasoning with her
ask her if she's a shaman she's not forget about the blade on the floor
you're going to need it so here we are what an awkward start to a relationship
Yeah, it's pretty awkward.
Do you know why? I've been told things but I'm not sure what to believe.
I'm going to say whatever I have to you to get out of here. That's just the dynamic of our situation
How would I get you out of here you can't don't bother
I'm guessing you don't have the key then I'm sure there's a key somewhere around here, and if there isn't
Well, we can always put that knife to good use
Her sharp eye is setting the edge of the blade.
She isn't suggesting what I think she's suggesting.
Right? She is. I'm sure.
While you're in down here, did I ask you?
Too long. I do.
No, it's the lack.
Alright.
Oh. Have you decided-
You know why you're here.
I've already referred this one before.
I'm getting you out of here.
Slay the princess.
Okay, so the game is that I can't make, like, the game literally told me I'm not gonna,
it won't let me get a repeat scenario.
So if I slay her, I don't want to slay her though.
Oh, you have to be kidding me.
You walk up to the chains by the princess to the wall and give them a tongue.
large and heavy, far too solid for you to even imagine trying to break them apart.
If you don't have the key, maybe you should go looking for it. I'm sure it's somewhere upstairs.
Okay.
Doubtful. Whoever locked the princess away down here intended for her to never see the light of day.
They wouldn't have just left the key to her chains somewhere in the cabin.
I'm gonna check upstairs, are the keys still lying around?
And if not, maybe I can find something to break you free.
This fucking bitch-ass pussy-ass narrator.
Fuck you!
Alright.
Take your way back to the bottom of the stairs.
This would have been so much easier if you'd simply slain her like you were supposed to.
Easier for whom?
Easier for everyone.
I'm not gonna kill her.
I heard the door slam.
They locked you down here too, didn't they?
Yeah.
The knife.
Pick it up and cut me out of here.
Yes ma'am!
You won't like what happens if you do that.
Save the princess.
Against your better judgement, replace the blade of the princess's arm just above the
massive, unyielding chair.
Do cut into her flesh.
The blade is sharp and you make quick work of it.
You fall on rig to crack through bone, and she pulls the bleeding stub of her arm through
the iron or the plot.
You don't so much as utter a sound.
Free from her bindings, the princess turns to face you.
Her fierce gaze, meeting your eye.
How is she so composed after losing an arm?
She's not this old, bro.
She's not this old, bro.
Thank you. Now let's get out of here.
Thank you.
Approach the locked door.
No, we won't have any of that.
The stakes are too high.
You can't just let her escape into the world.
No, I just can't let her escape into the world.
As the princess approaches the bottom stair, your body steps forward and raises the blade.
Wait, this isn't fair, you can't just do that.
But this isn't different route from before.
Watch me.
I can only warn her, okay?
Stop that.
I thought this was a little too easy.
The body lunges forward to sink the blade into her back, because princess working moves out of the way before you can connect.
Stop it! Stop resisting me! I am trying to get to her real life!
When this happened the first time, I didn't bring the knife down, the knife got like tossed down the stairs.
The blade. Move. The. Blade.
Disarm me!
You're doing your best to help me, aren't you?
Yes!
I can see the conflict in your eyes.
Why don't you gotta have like bug eyes now?
I'll make this quick. No, don't kill me, please. She steps forward eyes the blade
Maybe I'll see you in another life
And then she slits your throat with an almost clinical
Her face remains unchanged as she watches you collapse to the ground blood flowing for you, but should link
This is the end
Isn't it? I'm afraid it is. Everything goes dark, and you die.
She's so tough.
The prisoner. Okay, hold on. This is a new chapter.
Your honor path in the woods and at the end of that path is a cabin.
And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.
You're here to slay her.
If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
Let's just not tell him that I know that this is deja vu.
Oh, warning. Before you cheat, she will lie. She will cheat.
And she will do everything in her power to stop you from failing her.
Don't believe a word she says.
Yes, yes. Don't believe a word she says. Just go in.
The voice of the skeptic!
Sure.
Illuminate the cold uninviting stone walls and thick wrought iron bars barricade the windows
Reminding anyone who enters that this is a prison
The only furniture of note is an iron table altered to the floor a pristine blade perched on its edge
The blade is your implement
You'll need it if you want to do this right. What's what if I go down without the blade?
Well, I thought what will happen again for the fifth time walk up to the wall next to the basement
What are you talking about? This isn't a wall. It's a mirror.
You reach forward and rub your hand against the cabin wall. I hope you know how ridiculous you look.
There was a mirror and now it's gone. If he doesn't want us to know about it, it must be important.
We should keep our eyes peeled. Maybe it'll be back.
Hmm, should I bring the blade or not bring the blade?
Let's go. Let's go. I don't want to play this no. I'm afraid I'm gonna insist we take the blade what we're a dangerous situation
I'm not letting us go down there without a weapon
Are you sure what she I don't know
Turns it against us which are bringing up in a purely hypothetical manner
Yes, I'm sure
turns it against you she's a prisoner here she'll only be able to turn it
against you if you give it to her which you won't be doing because she's an
existential threat to the entire world okay I'm trusting you hey don't I get a
seizure what's the big idea normally yeah but not about this call it a reflex
Hey! What the fuck? Oh my god.
Alright, I guess we're taking the blame.
Thanks Moxie and Corn Dog and Backstabs and Desknaught and Nathan Wears Pants and Roro.
Alright, in the basement I guess.
The door to the basement creeps open, revealing an old stone staircase.
A few sputtering torches attempt to vaguely illuminate your path, dancing across glimmering
patches of slimy moss on the stone steps.
If the princess lives here, slaying her would probably be doing her a favor.
Her voice, harsh but controlled, carries up the stairs.
I can't predict it this time, sorry guys.
Is that a visitor I hear?
Oh, wow.
Please, come downstairs.
It's been a while since I've had company.
I wonder what visitors she could be referring to,
but we're not the first.
You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the princess.
She looks up at you, the heavy collar around her neck
clanking loudly as she moves, the chains
binding both her wrists for the far wall,
joining the metallic chorus as she adjusts her hands
Yeah. I did notice that actually. I agree with that actually. Why is that there?
I agree.
I will, um...
I'm sure they do much better than you see a lot, but I'm just gonna leave her here.
No, I'll take a seat.
You've stepped towards the princess, but she stops you before you get too close, holding up one shackled hand.
There's fine. I'd prefer we keep some distance until we've sorted this out.
Okay.
That's reasonable. We do have a weapon.
Might as well put her at ease.
Sit where you were told to sit.
You do as she asks, and sit on the floor.
Still a good distance away from her.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Now, what are your intentions for me?
Um...
My intentions, what do you mean?
Yes.
Your intentions.
You have a knife. What are you going to do with it? Why are you here?
There isn't a keyhole in these shackles, so I'm afraid my only way out is surgical removal.
How can we surgically remove you from your fucking head? It doesn't even the how was that even gonna-
Is she forgetting about the shackle on her neck?
Or does she think she'd survive a beheading?
Don't write. Maybe she's delusional. All the more reason not to trust her.
Unless she really could survive.
Though I suppose you could just be here to kill me.
But I don't think that's in either of our best interests.
I agree.
I've been here before?
Wait, what happened last night after I died?
Oh, were we talking about that?
I thought we weren't going to give away the game.
What?
But sure, I'll fill you in.
Nothing happened.
Spot.
You died I went upstairs. I couldn't leave I found myself in a new place and chains again more of them
And now you're back
That really all she knows
Originally, it's not like we have much of a clue about how things work
She's probably even more in the dark than we are
You're looking at me like I might be hiding something
I guess it's possible. She really doesn't know anything. Maybe both of us are stuck in this loop without any idea why
So you've already been
As much as I would like to remain in denial. It's no use
This has complicated things
It's complicated thing
Fuck I don't think I saved at any point of this
Ideally, this was supposed to be one and done.
You go to the cabin, you have Roe at least lay the princess, and in the process you save
the entire world from being damaged to oblivion.
It might have auto-saved, but that's cheating.
The situation right now, where you're getting a second shot at things, is a contingency.
Whatever, I'll just keep going.
A contingency.
I trolled.
I actually trolled.
Oh, I grieve! Oh, I'm excited!
Just go back now, we can hit.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Just go back now, we can see it!
that. Exactly, he gets it. You're lucky. So don't waste that luck by messing it up again.
All right? Moving on. Why is it important for us to be ignorant? How is it ever helpful
to be in the dark? The more I say the more your mind was swimming
to dangerous waters. Even saying that is too much. Your success hinges on you having imperfect
information. For the sake of the entire world, you need to accept that. I won't. Just give
it a rest, this isn't helping.
Focus. This is a serious situation. You shouldn't be daydreaming.
Okay. How's the cut you out? If you didn't notice, you're heads in a shackle, too.
No, no. Like I trust you to come any closer with that knife. All you're going to do is
hand it to me and watch me work.
But she would have to cut her head off, right? She can't be suggesting that. She certainly
seems confident. Maybe she knows something we don't...
Shut the fuck up, guy!
Or maybe you should consider the most likely scenario. She's bluffing so she can disarm
Though if she isn't bluffing, whatever she has planned might be for her benefit alone.
There's no guarantee that what's good for her is good for us.
True.
So what should we do?
I don't know.
I mean, I've been doing it, right?
Just spam to ask for listing the pros and cons.
Then let me help you.
I'll start with the cons.
If you're handing her your weapon, the cons are that she might use it to escape and
end the entire world.
I don't care if the world ends at this point, bro.
I don't care.
It is what it is, bro.
Doesn't sound great
What about the pros there are none the pros are that we can't trust him
Possibly even more than we can't trust her
Whatever she has planned could do something to mess with what he has planned. Okay, or maybe they're both screwing us over in their own ways
Chair the wall who's it for I don't know, but you could always try it on. Oh
Maybe it'll fit
I hope I don't actually have to say this, but please don't lock yourself in chains.
We need you ambulatory if you're going to save the world.
Oh.
Okay, I'm trusting you, give her the knife.
I'll just give her the knife.
No, absolutely not. I am not letting you hand your only weapon over to the world-ending
princess. Do you come up with any other idea like, say, I don't know, doing all the job
and saying-
Guys, if I had to get close to her, I'd be the one to get close to her.
You tried this last time. Do you want to know how it went for you?
Oh, I remember she killed us, which, by your estimation, ended the world.
Right?
I'm worried.
Touched a tickle and a bollocks.
Exactly.
If I were you, I wouldn't be too keen on repeating your mistake.
Hell, we could even force your hand and do it ourselves.
I'm not afraid of dying again.
Are you?
A little.
I think you've got your point across.
Fine.
Oh, that's because she was playing along the first time because I fucking grieved and told the narrator.
I grieved.
You slide the blade across the floor.
The princess maintains unsettling eye contact as she reaches down to pick it up.
Thanks.
She pulls up her hair, smiling slightly as she raises the blades to her throat.
What is she doing?
She doesn't say another word, she cuts into her own neck.
Smile!
A watch in uneasy silence?
Her eyes scare forward, unblinking as she soars through skin, veins, cartilage.
Last she reaches bone, the blade grinding order play against her vertebra as it continues
to slice its way through her neck.
But again, she's actually doing your job for you.
What do you mean?
So that's her plan.
Killing herself?
She isn't dead yet.
Finally, you hear a sn- Jesus!
The eye twitches.
There's an uneasy silence.
She is a dead yet.
Finally, you hear a sneeze.
Jesus.
The eye twitches.
There's an uneasy silence.
She remains motionless for a long moment.
Her twitching eye, the only movement in the room.
Until at last it stops in an unsettling half-wink.
Her head twists slowly to the side,
flopping to her shoulder,
and her neck opens.
The remaining tissue is not enough to hold the weight of her severed head.
It stretches and tears until finally it falls to the floor completely free.
It bounces a few times before rolling to a stop at your feet.
Oh no, oh no, what did we do? Can we put it back? Please tell me we can put it back.
The princess's eyes stare up at you. Dead.
Congratulations, you saved the world.
I didn't want that to-
Huh.
So I guess that's it.
What a waiti-
I didn't want that!
She is gone.
I was trying to save her!
I hate this.
Can we just get out of here now, please?
Of course, the princesses slain and the world is saved.
Whenever you're ready, you can proceed to your reward.
Now hold on, she's dead.
the rush. What's your angle? I don't have an angle. I'm just looking forward to putting
all this behind us. I'm sure you can understand that.
Look, I'm just not ready to put my guard down. It's best to keep sharp. She wouldn't
have done all that without some kind of reason. She's left us with this dangling thread. I
need to know why.
You're just wasting your energy, the danger has passed, and now we can all relax and enjoy your reward.
Take the princess with you?
Ugh, fine. You pick up the princess' severed head, its neck stumps still oozing bodily fluids.
Then make your way back upstairs to the first floor of the cabin.
Did you see that? I could have sworn she moved.
She didn't. She's dead.
But, what if she's not?
If you're listening to yourself, do I need to explain to you why decapitation is lethal?
The door to your bountiful reward is right in front of you. All you have to do is open it.
Um...
You open the cabin door, ready to return to a world saved from certain doom.
Only a world saved from certain doom isn't what you find.
Instead, what you find is… wait, no, that's not right.
Wait, the world's chill still.
Well played.
This… this is the end of the world, isn't it?
I always thought I'd at least have time to explain myself before I had to watch it
happen.
Over?
Is he gone?
But we're still here.
Maybe it wasn't the end of the world after all.
What the f**k?
Maybe it was just the end of his.
Thanks for carrying me up here.
I had to take it on faith that you would know what to do.
I'm glad I was right to trust you.
I got you.
No problem.
So, this is the outside.
Maybe it's just my lack of body, but it's colder than it is.
But no, I'm not sure what to do.
If you can't tell me what's going on.
I'll tell you.
I'm not sure I can.
I can't tell you.
A little bit.
You're gonna kill me.
I can't tell you.
You're gonna kill me?
You can't tell me.
What the f**k?
I'll here we go
But you're not going to chance respond more will you ever?
She's cool
Where does she go?
Should we try and find her?
Alright, well
It's just going to be, it's going to be okay
Trust me, we've been here before
You always get scared
It's so bad
Right, looking into it right now is gonna be the end of everything.
Mmm, grow up, pal.
Well, now what?
It's not the end, but on the other side it's gonna be nice.
You are nothing at all?
What the hell?
That isn't right.
You can't be nothing.
You refocus your days and you see it.
A figure of fate and villain's shadow just beyond the reflection.
I'm the Cromaller!
I think you know what I am.
Cracks slide down the side of the mirror,
splitting the image in the glass in two.
Another cracked hand is another kind of mirror
and a jagged charge of broken glass.
So you're the narrator?
I was wondering if I'd ever get to see you.
The narrator?
Yes.
I suppose that's my job, isn't it?
You needed help, after all. An objective voice to guide your blade, but you were never supposed to see me.
I wonder how many worlds you've downed to extinction before this far.
I've met you many times and you've been the same all along.
And that's by both necessity and design.
This constructor in exists in many places at once.
Anytime you fail, anytime you thought yourself dead, it would restart and shut both your
consciousness and hers into another world.
But you'll be awake soon.
And then it won't be able to work.
Give it in and save yourself for all this hubris.
I do.
People out there are real.
No matter what you do to them, no matter what you enable, I want you to remember that.
What are you?
Are you something like me?
Oh, I'm nothing like you.
Okay, calm down, bro.
I'm an ether. Likely one of many. Somebody made you after all, and I'm what's left of him.
Not that I'm the only one who can make that claim, I'm sure you've met many others like me.
Is there a herbal piece of your brick off of that?
It doesn't hurt. I don't feel pain. Not physically.
If I'm asked something, it's like a piece of your bricks.
I'm aware, and if I were you, I'd be more precious about your time.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
What is the princess? Did you make her too?
She is the shift being mad, the ebb and flow, the capacity to change.
She is transformation, or most of it.
Her nature is why I had to die, as she becomes that which others perceive her to be.
But an echo can't perceive things not in the way that people can.
Yeah, okay, I kind of figured that out like based on what you do is what she becomes I got that I yeah
So I tucked a part of myself into the folds of this construct to guide you
This isn't the end just yet. You can still destroy her and save everyone
You were made to do this single task. You will still have a chance to fulfill your purpose once I'm gone
Bro the oh
Oh my god, oh my god.
Would it be like to live in a world without her?
Light.
No, that's a waste of a question. You just lied again, bro.
That's a waste of a fucking question.
with the ones they love. No more fear. No more howling chaos. Just life. Forever. There's
a cruel irony to it all. The only way I could share my dream with the world was to never
be able to see it for myself.
Why would you ever destroy the concept of transformation?
Because among other things she is death itself. To rid the world of suffering, to save untold
trillions from being lost forever to the cosmic wind, she must be destroyed.
I just don't know if I'd believe this guy, though.
If I destroy her, how is that existence any better than death, or even different from death at all?
Honestly, it feels worse.
When I broke the cycle, I made sure that the tear was rough.
You carry a part of what should be her, and she carries a part of what should be you.
Things won't be as they are now, but there won't be nothing, either.
Besides anything is better than oblivion. In the end, nobody wants to leave.
Death of the Author, run out of questions.
Why? Rest easy, I'm going to destroy her?
I'm not going to slay her, I want you to know that before you die for good.
Wait, that's tough as hell.
Well, there's no reasoning with a god, even one you've woven into existence yourself.
And I've set my peace, and my time is up.
Just like I said, I'm just an echo, and echoes always fade away.
As the final fragment of Glass Shadows, you see yourself as Newfound's Clarity.
You have a long quiet, a vast, and nascent God.
It is finally time for you to wake up. All of this is you.
When you arrive at the heart of things, there is no final vessel for you to bear witness to.
There is nothing for you to find.
I can finally see you, and you can finally see me.
I can!
It's been so long, and my heart has ached for this moment.
I've missed you dearly.
I've missed you too?
She unfrozen, endless, cascaded smiles in response, and then patiently waits for me to continue.
I know that the echo is more upon the fish.
I've been worthy spoke from its weight to me.
I know him, and I know his construct.
He was still rooted by his fear of death.
I have no mind.
I'm the long quiet, but I don't really know what that means.
News are their attempts to capture that which cannot be captured.
They call me the shifting mound, a pale limitation of what I actually am.
What happens now?
Ever the passive player, always reacting and never acting, but it's woven into your nature,
Isn't it?
When the Echo spun us from one into two,
he gave you a choice, and me a role to play.
I am not death, but I contain it in my mind.
That's a lot he knows.
So, will you attempt to destroy me and bring about a world devoid of death and the possibility of meaning?
Or, will you open the final door to our liberation?
She just called you a fucking thanks to the NMFA.
We'll save action.
So many stories we've left unfinished in your village, just leave. Don't you ever see all this? Why is all this falling on me?
Let's talk this through, I still have many questions and answers, you know?
My very nature is paradox.
Paradox?!
You cannot use words to grasp at things that are beyond fairy-ish.
And you cannot rationalize that which defies logic.
But violence and passion are dances that both of us know well.
If this is what it takes to enlighten you, then so be it.
What the hell?
The question everything is to deny the truth in front of you.
to live alone within the caverns of your mind is to trap yourself in them forever.
But you found them, and we chose to trust each other for no reason and in the sake of
believing in something that wasn't us. Shared skepticism blossomed into freedom,
but we needed to walk a path together to bloom. Would you stop our journey now that you've seen
I have to fucking actually argue? I dressed up as a statement directly, appealing to
the truth, man. You speak about life and death and change and stagnation, but that isn't
what this has been about. You know that the election was the minute I got here wrong. You
I just know the world can exist without you, but I've existed without you.
Ooooooooooooh!
Wait, that's big!
Have you?
Your safety paper has a defiance mirroring vision.
Without me, you can have no conscience.
And without conscience, you have no shame.
You're the freshest snake in your body, and another, and another, and another.
Do I miss your help because I can't stand to see it go?
But the states meant nothing to you. You had a desire, and you set a desire free.
You lived in me, and you lived in me, forever and ever and ever.
I'm like kind of locked in
What is the cabin? What is the time we've spent apart if not me existing as myself?
Yeah.
The time you've spent away from me has no time strings and reference to me.
Even then, both of us are more than our bodies.
Am I not in the trees? Am I not in the cabin? Am I not in you?
Um...
She's cooking in the marketplace of ideas?
Unfortunately, she was in your trap, and far greater body, ancient agency, a agency for proudest action, a action of high and endless travesty in the past.
We are finally on the road to the human world, how she is so unreal!
First time we met, I executed you without a second thought. At the end of my confrontation with the spirit, I hold you to the bottom of this pit.
But that didn't happen.
First time we met, she fucking deleted me from existence.
So that just didn't happen.
Oh, in that life?
Yeah.
You speak of me as if I'm a ghost, but I am right in front of you.
Oh my god, the voices!
Beautiful endless song.
I saw every version of us across every reality and not every reality had you drawing breath.
Even then, I went on. The world doesn't need...
I wouldn't be here if you, if this one you wouldn't leave all the reality of Paul's blood.
Guys, my head's starting to hurt, I can't lie.
Oh, is it me?
You have to be my enemy.
That whole fire has left your eyes.
Are you finally going to listen?
You know our vagueness of the night.
Stounded in the gravity of an idea too great for you to hold.
A tiny island caught between the depth of the old, and the birth of the new.
But you did not go quietly.
You spat in the eye of that which would claim God would, and through that defiance, you've bound us both together.
Without me, there are no externalities to resist.
Without you to resist me, there can be no externalities.
It is struggle that cuts meaning into consciousness.
This has always been about us two people forced on each other again and again but we don't have to hurt each other anymore.
The planet's relation with him is suffering. There is beauty in ugliness and love and conflict.
As the plastic team will bait, the princess will draw us trembling.
You are amazing. As if by the desire of our conflict that I cannot live.
Or are you just without furthering to know the cream to the illusion?
Nothing is in need of a life. Everything that exists only in relation to everything it is.
Everything exists. Everything that exists only in relation to everything it is.
Everything that is exists only in relation to everything it is.
There is no constant. There is no center.
Open your eyes and accept what we are. We can leave as present.
Do I want to leave her or not?
You got everything you can to make me understand your perspective, but you think you can change me and then I must be able to change you.
So, if I kill her, then...
then death wait hold on hold on wait if i kill her then life goes on basically no
That ceases to exist, yeah, exactly.
Bro, but like, I don't know what I want!
What if I want to go with her?
Cause like, she's pretty!
What I often do is not perspective, but it is true.
Whatever you're trying to do right now, you don't have to do it online.
What the hell?
Which you are, you and all of them? I have seen them the same way that you're all of
you. How are you supposed to help?
There's too many things all at one side here. If you want to get through to her, you need
some way to get through that divine confidence. I can help.
On your left?
There's still a piece of me nestled close to where it all began. I can take you there.
I can take you to her heart.
It's time to resume our dance.
She's relentless, is she?
Let's make this quick.
Are you ready?
Sure.
Shut up.
Then let's go.
Don't think any of the others have forgotten what you said at the mirror.
They all talked, and they're not happy, but we can discuss that later.
We have a job to do.
Do you need me to describe things?
Um, is the narrator gone?
Yeah, it's dead silent in here.
it was that was left of him I don't think it could handle you waking up to
Godhood pretty sure he got obliterated
hmm yeah why don't you describe it bro of course the interior of the cabin is
well it's a cabin yeah there isn't much here just a table and a knife and a door
There are some windows.
There's no mirror either.
I think you broke it.
Oops.
And I know you're still trying to find some middle ground, but if things go south, we're
going to need that blade.
I'm looking out.
I see, I see, I see what's going on outside the windows.
That's probably for the best.
This always seemed to give us more options than not.
Guys, I'm getting really hungry.
Anyone else make for the cabin?
It's just us.
I think the rest of them are still out there.
Jumbled up in the rest of her.
The stairs.
Do you remember the first time we were here?
The first time we heard her voice.
Have you figured out what you want to do yet or are you going to keep trying to find
center that doesn't exist. It sounded just like that. A little sharp, a little menacing.
Only she didn't know us. And then we go. We shouldn't keep her waiting.
And I get clocked bro, chill on me. And there you are, knife in hand. It really brings me back.
Have you given up on talking? Have you finally decided to kill me? No! You'll have all of
eternity to yourself after this. Why don't we chat a little before I go?
I agree.
There has to be a way out of this?
Well, I don't want to be at the end of that knife, so how about we figure something out?
What if we tried doing this forever?
I can do whatever you think I can, right?
True.
So, make me put it all back.
Make me fix the Echo's construct and make me wipe our memories of everything that's
happened.
Make me send us back to the beginning, before we woke up.
Before either of us-
What doesn't sound like a solution either?
Can she really do that?
Are you sure that's what you want?
That doesn't sound like a solution either.
We're just going to find ourselves back here eventually.
And if we do, nothing is stopping us from making the same choice.
We could just keep doing this forever.
I don't want to forget you.
That's sweet. But unless you do, the whole world ends, right?
I'm not like I care, but it seems important to you.
She's treating her like a kid bro,
stand up for yourself, I can't.
You're saying it, do anything that helped
If you continue to exist, don't they continue to die and suffer?
Fixing that is on you, not me.
If you want me to help them, you'll have to make me help them.
Tell me about this right now. How do you know we haven't done this before?
I don't think that's something we'll ever get to know.
But odds are we've probably done it before.
Hmm, is there any other way?
You brought that knife down here for a reason.
Either use it to kill me or I use it to put things back.
This isn't fair, I want to be here with you, I don't want to be alone again.
I'll be right here, waiting for you.
Oh jeez.
Is it too late to go back to being a god?
Yeah, I think it's too late for that.
But maybe next time.
How do you know that things won't end worse?
What if when I make my way back here I'm different and I hurt you?
What if I kill you?
What if you bring about the end of everything?
Who cares?
We've hurt each other plenty and I still like you.
And if you're hesitating then you must still like me too.
We have to, we have to decide to do this every single time forever, eventually something's
going to be different.
What if we change our minds?
Well if we change our minds we change our minds.
What matters is that we'll always have a choice.
This is just the one we're making now.
Hmm, Kate thinking.
Final fence quick.
I'm trying bro.
I think I'm trying my best here, but...
Okay, so just for clarification's sake...
Hold on.
Hold on, no, no, wait.
["I'll Kill Her"]
Like, either we fucking agree with her and we just end up right back here again eventually,
Or I fucking... kill her!
Fuck it. I'll agree to her pl-
I'll agree to her plan.
Fuck it.
What happens if you don't have it out of the blade though?
See you soon.
Says he who remains.
I love you? What happens if I drop the I love you?
Oh.
I love you too.
Oh, that did not sound very...
Eww, that's me.
Heh.
And now we're back at the fucking beginning.
But now what happens if I kill her?
I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Keep playing?
Wait, was that at the end?
Okay, she takes the blade.
Oh.
No? Oh.
You're on the path. In the wood, you're here to-
Okay, can you do the cabin?
Yeah, I mean, that's... yeah. That's like the... I don't think that's the best ending.
Our song, Finish the Game, parentheses, the good ending doesn't count. What the hell does
that mean?
There's the poster for the first time, you've also unlocked the gallery, you can access it from the main.
Please, there'll be a fine underscore of rest of the interactions.
Now what happens if I kill her?
You and me both.
Whatever world you want to build without me, I hope it works out.
Bro, there's a- come on, there's just not- wait, there's just-
Despite our differences, I've always loved you.
There's just no good ending here, bro.
And I wish you nothing but the best.
There's no good ending!
You blink and the princess is gone, all you have left of her is a small, melancholic weight that sets the borders of your heart.
The tear was rough.
You carried a part of what should be her, and she carried a part of what should be you.
Things won't be...
Now as they were then, but they aren't nothing-
She's gone, and I don't think she's coming back.
A small part of her is with us?
Is that a metaphor, or are you being literal?
It doesn't matter, we don't need to linger down here anymore.
Let's get going.
Leave the basement behind, then the stairs.
You leave the cabin itself.
It's quiet here.
The path in the woods outside are an empty canvas, but there's even more to see beyond
this place, the fruits of your labor, a world free from death.
The body of an ancient creature stirs from its hibernation and you feel a sensation
in limbs you once couldn't fathom.
Everything here is you.
You feel your wings spinning at cosmic scale but twisted and crumpled and bound and agonizing
attention to a finite plane he's gone she's gone no one is left to trap us
here but us open your heart and bear witness to your new kingdom
well I only visit a good ending either to be honest with you guys in the
shadowing you are free before you, live the endless expanse of absolute reality, a new
absolute reality, one forged by your will and by a long and arduous cycle of bloodshed
that has stained your hands countless times over.
There will be no more bloodshed in this new world.
We're the house now.
We get to make the rules.
And I'm not sure you'll like those new rules.
You should never make assumptions about things you don't know.
Whether or not the voices in your head will be gone for good.
This is going to be fun, isn't it?
Slaying our beloved and threatening us with damnation.
There's no good ending for you.
You all need to lighten up.
Telling us we were going to die was funny.
I'm not sure they agree with you.
Voices get around.
I knew about nothing Dawn and everyone hates you so I let the princess make some enemies
along the way.
Yeah like that doesn't seem like a good it like...
What if I go here and I don't take the knife?
Yeah, for all time's sake, narrate me, and then what if I just go in the basement?
I'm not sure what we'll be able to do without it, but your judgement has gotten us this far.
The stairs.
Do you remember the first-
Have you figured out what you want to do yet, or are you going to keep trying to find
a centre that doesn't exist?
Fuck you!
It sounded just like that.
A little sharp, a little menacing.
Only she didn't know us.
And then we go.
We shouldn't keep her waiting.
And there you are.
So you don't feel like recreating our first meeting detail for detail. I wonder what else will be different
Maybe there's still room for us to chat before the final curtain call. I agree. What do you say?
So good to see you again
Right back at you in a way it hasn't been much time at all, but it feels like it's been forever since I've seen you
Thanks for coming back
Sorry for the times that I've hurt you
The first time we met I literally beat you to death with my bare hands you don't have to apologize to me
But still I appreciate it, and I hope you can also forgive me
You know when she puts it like that
that. So now that we're here at the end of everything can you finally tell me your name?
I never had one and do not call me the shifting mound. It's too much.
Hey super looking really handsome today super handsome. But I have always been a princess to you
right? So why don't we stick with that? And as for you, well hero works for me.
But that's me. You know, I think I like that.
Oh my god.
Now this was really fair for either of us, was it?
No, it really wasn't. But just because it hasn't been fair doesn't mean that it hasn't been worth it.
I'm really glad I got to know you.
So why does motherfuckin' make me bring the knife down the first time? Is he a piece of shit?
I don't think she's the sort of thing you can really disagree with it doesn't matter
if she's right or wrong because she exists she's this big but I guess that was the question
out there wasn't it and it was the question before you came down here too should she get
to exist? I'm glad you didn't bring that knife with you.
Me too. And I don't want to be her if that's what you're asking. I think I just want to
be me. Yeah, I'm happy not to be everything. Just being
us is plenty. Princess, are you? You look like you did the first time you met. Is this
I'm the same princess that's been with you since the beginning, and I feel real.
But I also feel like I'm a lot more than I was then.
We've been through a lot together. I don't think there's anything more real than that.
Are you the same as you are out there?
I don't know. I'm a part of her, I think. But she's seen so much more than we have.
Like she's seen everything, right? I don't think I could hold all of that without losing myself.
First I'm trying to, Princess, kind of chocked.
I don't think I want to be a god.
Doesn't matter what we call ourselves. It's just another label, and I don't think labels have ever helped us.
All they do is cram us into boxes where we don't fit.
Just like this cabin.
So what if we just leave?
Do you know where this cabin is?
Because I don't.
I don't even know what's supposed to be outside other than us.
What would even happen if we leave?
What would that even mean?
Take our hand in yours.
I don't know, but I've always wanted to leave with you.
I just didn't like being a god.
God I want to walk through the cabin door as we are just you and me not knowing
what it means is why I want it we knew everything out there but we don't want to
know we don't know this I want to know this it doesn't matter what happens or
what it means to manage this that we're living together that's all I want
You know what? Yeah. I want that too.
I think I'm gonna stay right here. Whatever you're doing right now, wherever you're going,
it feels like it's just the two of you.
Are you okay? Are you gonna be okay alone?
Yeah, well I'm not sure I'll be alone for too long anyways.
The others are still around here somewhere.
I'll find them.
And as we class together, you and the princess leave the basement behind for the last time.
As quiet as you are still in a carnival silence filling a space that used to be flooded with violence and words and noisy thoughts,
there is an energy in the silence and electricity, the anticipation of the unknown.
At the top of the stairs, the princess stalls, eyes fixed on the cabin door.
You feel her hand trembling in yours?
She's unsure of herself for the first time in her long and short existence.
She has no part to play anymore and she knows this, yet she still is.
And then she crosses the room for the door outside pulling you excitedly with her.
This is it. I have no idea what it's gonna be like out there.
Not that I'm scared or anything. It's exciting, really.
If anything could happen, and if it's bad then it won't be bad. Not with you.
Who's gonna open it? I love you.
Well, neither of us knows what it's gonna be like. Are you ready?
I love you too.
But I'm trying not to be sad about it. Don't make me get all the emotions.
And what happens next, whatever it is, you'll face it together.
I was still a little confused on who the Echo slash the narrator was though.
Like, so that was some bad advice.
He said that like he created me.
Well no, he's an echo of the guy that created me.
He's like an innate fear of the unknown.
Is that not just like a fucking metaphor for this whole game, though?
Themes?
That's a theme explosion.
You and the shifting being on one, the shifting being on one being separate, yeah, we're like
They're like two sides of the same coin basically, no?
We are so back, let's fucking go.
I feel like the narrator, like the narrator's just like...
Self-doubt, I feel like, no?
Afraid of change? Yeah.
Now listen guys there's like 20 thousand there's all kinds of a lot.
your equal in combat with what the hell that sounds sick as hell sort already but
this edit made me think of you came meet your equal in combat she's normally
she followed a feral captive betraying for you anymore space in some demons
across the same cloth when you presently out of your PC with it better
think about your nightmares and let them unguiled become more the princess in a
very little sense. Main vault but there's not necessarily being...
I wonder what meat your eschewel in combat is.
That was a quick bonus.
This game was made since they didn't have the funding for their main game, Scarlet's
holla which you should play when they finish it except the sodic and they
only have to release the last two which would be released together probably
next year if i had to get it's better than slay the guys here to break it to you
i don't think i'm doing it i don't think i'm i'm doing all the endings here
I mean, yeah, I kind of get it. I kind of get it. I mean, there's some stuff I don't get it, but I kind of get it, like the general, you know,
the general, you know, bush. I kind of get the general bush.
You guys, your clue was going on. I mean, I was like, I mean, I feel like you're kind of meant
to be confused for a while. But like, it kind of pieced together at the end.
basically guys
Yeah
Facts
Don't have self doubt guys
Alright, I'm gonna go eat. I'm hungry as fuck. I need to eat.
Tomorrow we're doing Minecraft for a bit and then something else after. I don't know yet.
I'm gonna go eat. I'm so fucking hungry.
Oh...
So fucking hungry.
What is this, bro? This better be fucking worth my time.
I'm gonna be really angry because I'm hungry as fuck and I'm gonna get tilted if this is shit.
All right, I'm gonna go eat this watching y'all I'm out peace much