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03-15-2026 · 7h 47m
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Hi
What up everybody?
Ruin the note discord hoodie streak where I wore it yesterday and I'm gonna take it
off because it was like fucking up with me.
What up y'all?
Smart.
I hope my donations go towards the Lashback cause.
Here comes the Lash.
Bersh!
Y'all up everyone?
How's everyone doing today?
How's the weekend going?
And it's Eatin' By Love and Burrito and Husky, what up everybody?
Nice eaten by love and burrito and husky. What up, everybody?
The lash can now join the ranks of dormant would what's up make you go bald now
No, no, no, no, no, no
I can assume cuz of the start time, but did you check out any of the tourney today? What is it the tourney?
maybe that answers your question what is it the tourney mcsr oh skycrab won that if
that's what you're talking about I saw skycrab one and find very lost man unfortunately
It's great.
I'll make you laugh.
You're smart.
Hi, Sufi.
Hi, guys.
Hey, sir, we're writing a paper about women doing the French Revolution, any help or
advice?
I can't say I'm too familiar with the topic.
Sorry, bro.
I can't really help you with that one.
Oh, Tim64 in the chat, huh?
Yeah, I did not get invited to QSMP.
It is...it's true.
Sorry, guys.
No...no SMP for me today.
I did not get invited.
Sorry, y'all.
So are y'all is dream they're now just cracking know who you are maybe I
Spoke to him at the streamer awards. Did he care remember who I am?
You guys think y'all
Is he supposed to remember every fan?
Well I...
Anyways.
Taplex the 61-prime, the Hell-Olympics the 41-prime, Destiny the 71-prime.
Been watching Jeff demo his new game and watching with how Blizzard PR is great.
Wait what is this?
Bro this game looks like shit.
I'm like I'm sorry Jeff.
I will not be playing this game.
driving and how the legend of california
sassan ingame cash shot i have no idea and
don't know what the business model is like
i don't think we're gonna be free to play work were too small of the team like
to be free to play you need like
eight billion players and
you know two thousand devs
cranking out
fucking key chains for you know like a sweatshop and
That's not us, we're not going to be able to support the game on free to play, I don't think.
Yeah, talk to each other through a month, appreciate it.
If gas prices don't go down soon, I'm going to have to add the hardest thing to do to keep driving and having to keep eating those.
Bro, gas has gone up.
I think it's almost food all over the gallon now.
Shut up, bitch.
It's $6 a gallon where I live.
California?
Oregon?
Where do you live, bro?
Gotta be one of those two places.
Are you tired of winning?
I'm getting tired of something.
I'm getting tired of something.
Stupid, I said to chat them wins we're appreciate y'all wouldn't be getting the tts thing in league. I don't know what you're talking about
I'm not sure what you're talking about, bro
him the 64 not forgetting brother so it makes me play street fighter not gonna lie
Can he misses you?
You think so?
Boom, boom, boom.
Chat is this live?
First time chatter?
Nope.
There's a rerun, bro.
Maybe try again tomorrow, brother.
And restarting the song.
One more time.
Sorry.
What are they adding these horses to, I'm assuming, what is this?
Just behind them is my cut chair my cut chair
I'm so lonely and drink too much then lost my job followed by existential spiral
Who's looking promising divorce lawyer is still there as he's sleeping in the car and mom's basement and right at the back of
My mind the kids don't love me and never will this is a cry for help on the outside the house is
Maybe want to do some fucking horse bedding
But I was actually like get like actually ready to watch and fucking lock in and do some horse bedding
Horsey game it looks so fucking stupid. I am not playing horsey game, bro
I saw I seen squeaks play it. I think I saw like northern line and play it a little bit like no, bro
We are not playing this shit though
round. It's just to have a gander at the line up. Place your life savings in the bettens
hut. Then wash the realistic...
This shit looks like quack for horses.
...pussy game.
...heck wrangle up your own herd. Give him some personal time in the barn.
Yeah, I'm good on this one, bro. I'm actually so good on this. It's actually fun as fuck.
Oh everybody Instagram link get down hold on this out PLS
Smart hi it's my 21st birthday can I get a happy bday on the tail
smart I got my friend into your YouTube videos and you have hemorrhoids you can only order
what's on the menu watch them in between games super flower thanks for the great content came
and it's bubble squared imagine with this guy
What is this boy?
Girl, like it's been at birth.
Yeah, this is actually I like this is six years since she was yeah, that's like five weeks.
Yep, there was Debbie Debbie didn't even tell you where she lived.
Yeah, she thought it was a psycho.
She kept calling me Dexter.
What I'm saying is you got to go for Dexter.
Oh my god.
Focus if you want to take it to the next level, right?
You have to like you got to give it everything you want.
If you want this one, man.
Times actors weren't acting. Yeah, I actually think LeBron was acting here.
I worked on my game twice as hard, worked on my post-up game,
and we wanted to win the championship twice.
Yeah, yeah. I don't feel like that applies to me, but I appreciate the thought.
Yeah, you have to take a risk.
Yeah, no, you're right.
Yeah, you have to. It's like when I decided to go back to Cleveland,
I wasn't told to be short of everything.
What is this movie about, by the way?
Trainwreck? What even is this?
We'll open on.
I've seen this clip, but I don't know what the fucking movie is.
They did. Again, I feel like that applies more to you.
I got only a living Cleveland, but again, I appreciate the thought.
Cleveland, Ohio?
It's not the home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I may be going on the can to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
You know Superman was created in Cleveland?
Yeah, no, I know Superman was created in Cleveland.
You've told me that a number of times.
You ever see Kyle Hogan's sunset?
No.
You know Cleveland's great for the whole family?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
You tell me that all the time.
You randomly just-
Honestly, actually, I'm gonna be honest.
I only saw the end of this clip.
I haven't seen the whole thing.
Why are you trying to always sell me on Cleveland?
When do you want to come to Cleveland?
It's smart.
To...
I'll come when I have the time.
I just don't have the time right now.
I'll come when I have the time.
I've just been really busy.
You visit me in Miami all the time.
Yeah, that's Miami.
I mean...
What's the difference between Miami and Cleveland?
It's the same.
You're right.
It's the same.
Exactly.
Okay, so you...
This is what I've seen this far.
About $14?
What are you doing, man?
Yeah, two coats.
Dude, you trying to split the bill?
Look, look, I told you those refills weren't free.
No, no, no, no. We're not splitting the bill.
Pick up the check.
Why do I have to pick up the check?
Because you're LeBron James.
Listen, don't look at me no differently now
as you because I got a little money.
Look, I don't know how long this could last.
Anything can happen.
Right.
I'm not about to end up like MC Hamlin.
Listen, you owe $32.43.
You know what?
I'll pay it.
You got to make a check every once in a while.
No, no, no. Don't pay the whole thing.
Just pay your part.
It's better for our friendship.
Equals forever.
All right, all right, all right. All right, I'll put my credit card in put it put a credit card in
Bro, is it true? I see I love I buy it. I saw there's a LeBron said he said he still uses the free version of Pandora
There's no way that first of all who uses Pandora and fucking like
I don't know what I was like a few years ago.
LeBron was on meth streams?
Gotta be careful on those fucking meth streams, chat.
What does that even mean bro? I don't know what the hell that means man. Yo impulse takes 15 months. I've seen with this rembott 50 eggs
In one deadlock game and sold all of it
Instantly for the buffs
It was a 40 minute game and he ended with like 7k health and was shredding people
My what
Is that a real bug?
Superim sorry that you was not able to do this yet. Yo, why does this red have 7,000 health?
There's a 50 minute game
I mean, there's no way this is like a viable strategy.
So you're not just like banking on a high roll on the eggs?
Also, I fucking- I said this before, I hate this character portrait mod.
It actually makes me a little bit irrationally angry.
I don't know why, I just- I can't stand it.
It's actually terrible.
It looks insanely bad. Yeah, it's it's it's I don't like it
You have negative whimsy no books about whimsy it just looks bad
Yo, you use the seven years, bro. Thank you very much. What is it?
I can't bear to play a different part
Something I'm not gonna make
I won't be in the world trying
I can't bear to play a different part
Something I'm not gonna make
Genuinely how deadlock comes sound when you don't play the game
What are you talking about bro?
got anything chatter was talking about with the cracked out uncle of the
birthday party BTW
I mean, is this not just like, Bacon Square-Pitterland?
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
That could be you?
This video might be made for you.
This video might be made for you?
What's that?
Can I share a class?
Wow, we already saw this man.
This guy has a video like this for every single fucking game, by the way.
Or for Alec.
White niggas love that deal, uh.
Wooo, play those niggas love that deal.
But they can't never get off this seat. This is it like Valorant is second form. They can't get off this. Yeah
Yeah, dude, hold on. I'm on deadlock right now. I'll get on that through
Santa and they don't bother. This is it valve. Actually, they just released this game a few days ago
And they're like zero complaints every time valve makes them up to their game
It reinvents the formula saying that nigga niggas when they know everything about vile
This is me dear. I know fuck out in the UK, bro. We get it. We get it. We get it. He's he's go to we get it
We get it
He clocked your ass no, that's not me bro
Wow, we're gonna have that one part again. It's taking four. They can't get off this shit. Yeah, dude
Hold on. I'm on deadlock right now. I'll get on after
Yeah, you got a little bit of a team was please not be my girlfriend again, or there will be an area clear next to you
I don't know you or your girlfriend. Sorry about bad. This is a time water. Let's take some time
When he comes into the bits bremson next two months, bro
Um, no thanks. When did you turn into such a bitch? Yo, what up, Catboy Niko? What up, bro?
Yeah, bro, I don't think we're adding this emo. What the fuck?
Fine. I guess you are my little hog-chan. Come here.
Just got here. Start over for minute one.
Yo, Kendra and I are 77 months here, threesome, bro.
What is this?
Agatail Mob.
There's no reason to mistake this fucking rainbow.
The comments are not on your side.
Added this I do kind of like but do I want it added
Oh wait, this isn't a joke.
This isn't a joke? Oh. I was about to make a joke, but you're serious.
Oh.
Oh, sorry about that, bro.
There's no way your state is this fucking lame.
Welcome.
Ah, thanks, loves!
Loca, can you inly looking beautiful today, king?
But hoodie goes great on you.
Pussy vibes only.
I'm just recording you for some very sad episode today.
What are you saying?
Welcome.
Guys, people don't do this.
This is not like...
Here for more evidence of this bullshit sniff this there's not um
Yeah
Starved out there. No, I don't think so. What is this?
Meta golden goose
Bro, there's no way.
What do you just do?
Spam, buy, and sell golden poosags like late game?
What is this shit?
Wait, why does this, why does this happen?
Is it because like the first 400 souls from the egg give you buffs?
Yeah?
I mean, sure that's like an oversight then, no?
Like there's just no way this is intended.
How do you feel about not being able to beat Ludwig for three weeks?
What are you talking about bro?
Cause he's in China?
I mean I've already beaten him like 23 times.
What are you talking about?
Can you spot them?
Hidden amongst this group of 26 is an Eagle's fan?
Can you spot them?
My homes win 7, 4, 7.
What do you think of that once again?
Tell me, come on buddy!
I think we're going to go in the direction of Steph and Kerry.
I'm gonna point out one word
Bro, they this guy they show him at every single Eagles game by the way if you watch Eagles games
This motherfucker is always in the crowd. I think he travels for every single one of their games
Homents and stuff like that and they work at you in the balls 31 to 9
I am I'm skip fucking skip Bayless, bro
Bayless I've been a sports commentator for many years on a yet
Hold on
And I think he's thinking to himself wait a second this is working right I just busted right inside it
and he can't extend on me anymore, and he seems a little overwhelmed by my girth and tonnage, right?
Right?
Let me put you on to some old GSF bangers.
Here you go, take two. How deadlock coms sound to me?
Buckle in, boys. We got a gnarly 3v3 here.
Starts out with the Minnie Mouse calling it.
Bro, I hate when videos are like...
Downloaded and re-uploaded so many times that the quality just turns absolute dog shit
And you can barely even make out what's going on
Hangs up immediately as you do with that opening
Oh, he chokes her out
Okay, that's impressive first round. That's pretty easy. We got now. Oh fire truck
He's running the hat too so you can do the double spin sets it up by knocking him over
Yeah, I would tower here two blocks nice. All right. It's time to double spin. There's a hat
Oh, we went too far. Oh, is this guy a rookie?
that's tough we got boxing loving just knock everything down why do you leave
the tower is he setting up for something well he's got the light you could
spin it you can spin it wow wow this has pretty good we got the doctor he's gonna
use the set the scope just gonna scope around four and one on top pretty good
move good scouting we got dinosaur we can use the roar that was impressive
Oh, he's got a lunchbox.
Oh, a lunchbox completely counters this.
He can just put everything in there.
Yeah.
Wow.
I haven't seen a dinosaur counter that casually in a while.
Hey, thanks, Danny's Twitch.
Danny's Twitch.
Danny's, yeah, Twitch.
Thanks, bro.
Keep watching.
Why?
What do we got now?
What's the xylophone?
Yes, perfect. He played that perfectly. Does he know the counter melody?
He knows the counter melody. Wow, that was crazy.
What do we got now? Oh, that's unblockable unless you're ready for it.
Good play. Paul Noodle's honestly slept on. I used to play it a lot.
Here we got Luigi now. He's got something in his hat.
Oh, negates the xylophone. Really you can just toss that away at this point.
Yeah pulls out a CD. Oh, he has a pen if he has a penny. Oh
She was holding the pen the whole time. He can just sign it
This is the autograph when there's a known there's a known endgame. Wow. Okay. We got Superman in one last standoff, I think
Fake shit solid move stirs it make sure you turn it. Yeah, there you go
Spits in it the unicorn. Oh, we got unicorn love. This is a weird opening
I'm not too familiar with this one, so it'd be nice for a final round though.
Batman Duck jumps right in?
Wait, he's gonna put water on it!
He's gonna put water on it!
He's gonna put water on it!
He blocked it!
Ohhhh!
Luigi and company wins!
Dude, what a good game!
Holy shit!
We saw Charlie Kirk.
Why the fuck is Stephen A. Smith, bro?
Why fucking Stephen A Smith, bro?
We saw Charlie Kirk catch eight receptions for 144 yards.
Yeah, we saw.
I think we got to get to Christian.
I apologize. I apologize.
Oh, my God. Christian Kirk. Yeah.
No, I agree.
I think he did this shit on purpose.
Like, I'm just going to say it like Stephen A Smith.
He knows what he's fucking doing, bro. I think he did that on purpose. We saw Charlie
He's a troll exactly, bro
His job is to clip form
Big net sponsored
Happy one your king we love Tekken. Oh my god guys Tekken season three soon. Oh my god, it's reina
Gloping Glop Glop Tail.
Wait, Reyna's making dinner?
What is this?
Oh, wow.
Smart.
The goat.
Cool.
And it goes to an Ichigo and a brain?
We have 10 receptions.
Yo, what up paintbrushy?
What up bro?
Wait, ear clacks. Oh my god.
Wait, earclacks.
Earclacks, earclacks, earclacks.
Super Grimoire vs Super Boomerang?
Bro, I feel like Super Grimoire might just be broken as fuck.
I'm going Super Grimoire here.
You could like...
The un-chillable minions is broken.
I did not sound like that fucking video, bro.
But look at this!
I mean somehow Super Boomerang is getting...
Yeah, like...
He gets isolation, it's just GG bro.
Once he gets separated from the main Grimoire, it's just over.
Super Grimoire versus Super Boomerang.
Who will win?
He chokes her out.
Wow, round up first.
Yeah, Jordan makes a set of months.
Anonymous extra two, Papa Pizza and Walrus, thanks everyone.
One of the worst-aged takes of all time.
What's that?
But I had an epiphany Saturday morning,
and I thought about it for two nights, three days.
Hey LeBron, Ben Simmons is here.
We're all good.
Smart.
When's the leak stream?
What?
Went to Philly last night to see bad demons. Your city is absolute bullshit.
What the hell? What's wrong with Philly, bro?
Have you seen this rain aside Walsh in Anagon?
Maybe not.
When you fucking splat something it's the wall I guess like 20 times this shit is so stupid
But like the other circumstances that would ever happen in a game is just so unlikely
Like this is no one's hitting this in game. No one is ever hitting this in game
Why are we boobs so massive I wasn't even looking at that bro I gotta be honest
Yours are better king what my boobs thanks bro
I appreciate that
I know
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
Mr. Hereto sexual over here staring at her bones, Mr. Hereto sexual if you spot heterosexual
What is I hear to sexual?
What is I hear to sexual bro, can we have this? Oh
Oh no
Relate to this heavy voices bro
Bro this is how the link can be there
I just don't even think this yesterday was gonna be angry
Free Falling probably has this video in fucking loop
You probably watched this first thing in the morning
I
Shake Hawaii Alexander
Shake Hawaii Alexander. I said Hawaii like wow honored
We add this at what I
Don't know. I guess I like this evil, but do I really want to add it?
No, we can't add that
Well, jeezus.
Everything is fucking...
Eww!
Looks like fucking Sid from Ice Age, Jesus, bro!
Jesus!
Na na na na na na!
Wait
In crying bro
What why are you crying bro?
Bro please talk to him yet. Yeah, who's dead off see three different angles of the quirk
I'm pretty excited to have you on for our next video one streamer versus 25 working people should be a good one
Arga, um, I don't know. I gotta live out for that. Do you believe?
What's on the agenda today, Mr. T.F.?
I know, bro.
Is it League Day?
No.
No.
PLS I need to know feets or armpits.
Like neither, but like if I had to pick, I would pick armpit, but like neither.
You know what I mean?
He's way too cold
Wait, is this new I didn't know we had multiple bush voice lines
What are you feeling old man? I was feeling better before you started talking. I get it
It must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up.
Your delusions of grandeur are impressive.
God damn right they are.
This is definitely not new.
You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter society?
I do.
Your prowess is undeniable.
Boosh.
You begin your career with a string of modest successes.
Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-consciousness.
This voice line bro, if you get this in game, it's so long that you start like
fighting and laying it before it's finished your career with a string of
modest successes each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence obviously
then you'd start taking more dangerous work work that you feel only you could
handle your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time until they don't and then
your brothers find your skinless corpse in a retention pond in Portugal or
Denmark it's always Portugal or Denmark if we're going to win we need to learn to
work together grandpa all you need to do to win is kick back and watch the lash
do his thing this is gonna be a god damn nightmare
shut up Rem fucking stomps you out fun fact great talent was handsome in his
younger years okay we are fucked thanks for the fun fact bro
the song with Eren, the anger and latency best way to get rid of all the
illegals in the country. Someone sent me this yesterday.
Eren, the anger, the attack!
Yeah, we'll be there for 34 months!
Wait, do I put the stick top? What is it?
You're f***ing a dog!
Forget the feet or armpits discussion.
What is this, bro?
The rain pours in the grass, the last few days you find yourself in sales,
Yeah guys. A lot of Deadlock links don't really hit it for me, I gotta be honest. They're just not...
I don't know. Are Deadlock players unfunny or is Deadlock just a bad game? What is it?
Hey, super dart monkey here. Did I miss the bloons segment of the stream or is that coming after?
Deadlock players are just TF2 players?
Can you do this daily? Saw this on Instagram?
Overwatchal how to play?
Random hero of the day? Okay
I mean this probably is not that hard
Also, they're missing all the new characters.
They're missing all the new ones.
But we'll go with Freya, so she's a projectile, not a female.
Ah, wait, it's yellow.
So that means they're part projectile, part something else.
And they're not a human.
Not a human.
Could be Bastion.
Bastion is projectile and hitscan.
Not a human.
Not a bounty hunter.
Relieved not released 20-25.
Could be Bastion.
Okay, so it's just Ramachro?
What?
Wait, wait what?
Is it a beam?
They are an Omnic.
Is there an Omnic that has a beam?
What is this 34?
What the hell is that?
I mean, it's Rematra, Orisa, or Zen.
No?
Okay.
Projectile slash melee, I see.
Well, that was fun.
Just kidding.
BANDAL!
2005, 424 million views, easy par 2.
Easy?
Easy, huh?
I thought the drums sounded familiar but then when I put the bass and looked at the
I'm like
G'lorp got that low register?
Fucking G'lorp.
Bandle fucking sucks.
It sometimes pisses me off.
Not as much as Songless pisses me off though, because this website doesn't even work.
See what I mean? It shows it doesn't work.
Lawhike!
I've heard this song but like I couldn't tell you what the fuck it is yeah man I knew that
Like
Well, I know this song too
Wait, I know this song like song it makes me mad it just if I can't kind of stop playing it's making me upset
No, I know this.
Like I know it, but like I don't know it.
Fuck off.
Is this, is this right on Chili Peppers or am I just completely wrong?
I
Okay, this one's easy
But how is it like that such a
First one and then I get the other two I don't even get the other two with the fucking 15 seconds like it's such a bad fucking
They set me up. They set me up like that's not even whatever
Smart is pretty much the same thing but has always worked for me guess the audio wait this is like guess the game
Oh
What is it? I don't know what it's called. I don't know that song's called
I don't know. I know that I I'll tell you right now. I'll never get the song name because I I know what it is though
I
It's just not gonna happen guys
I don't know I wouldn't know
right, can I search an artist?
if I search the artist, is that cheating, no I guess.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know the name.
fuck off man, today's just a bad day for dailies, let me do the guess the game.
I wounded her Mina cosplay. So when is it your time to show?
Cake thinking well, he's like a ball her cosplay. I just I just feel like we are not the same size
Like I feel like I'm too tall, no, but there's no way
He was like four foot three
I don't know what game this is it's kind of pissing me off
I'm a fake gamer like I'll say it like I don't
Cyberpunk action dark sci-fi
Guys my game is this
No idea no this is not Katana zero Katana zero came out like 28 something neon inferno
frame mobs you go I mean I don't know maybe maybe we're the same size I doubt
it though
peepless quotes thread and I'll get what quote thread
Pokemon is a popular game so to improve fear and hunger I copy the key
feature from the random encounters. The encounter pool is built from the current maps since Krill
Maul is on almost every map this means he's always in the encounter pool.
Good luck on connections, small brain.
You cannot comprehend-
Alright, I'll redeem myself on connections today.
I'm ready.
GG, we lost.
Duo lingo.
Ah, no I got it.
Duo binary dioxide morse?
Like, like two, right?
Like no, not Morse.
No, no, no, not Morse, literally.
Haze a haze a trance a dream and a spell
Hoot nanny
Wait, it could be dream nightmare. No, it's gonna be you're under a hate. I hate haze a trance a spell
Morse code
No, wait, wait, wait, I thought it was for two something else that has like two in it
Twilight town from Piquemario, Moscow.
What else here is 2?
Close, close, sour, Javart.
Hayes, Trance, Spell, Hayes Dream.
Yeah, okay, that's easy.
Twilight.
Duolingo binary dioxide what what else what else is it what else is it?
Avert
Mayor
Nanny
Hoot Nanny
Monk cow a
Cow a mare
A hen? A hen? A cow? A mare?
Noo man, what am I missing?
Is there a horse?
Hoot nanny.
What's the animal here? Okay, so it's
Mayor Hem Cow, dual binary dioxide
and then one for each of the third group.
A gadget, an adj-
an adj- an ores, a lingo, an ingo, an o-lingo
smart.
It's a light, an eye, a nanny, like a canary, a jawvert, vert, urt, ploso, clock, clop,
nanny, a nanny, a nanny, an anny?
What the fuck?
It's like farm animals, no?
Hen, cow, mare?
But I don't know what the third what the fourth one is we have dual lingo binary
Dioxide
Like starting with things that mean to right
Am I insane? This is not it. But what else means two? Morse. It's just not Morse, right?
Twilight? Twilight? Like twice? Yeah man, I'm just one of the smartest people around.
And a cow, mare, and a nanny.
Ah!
What is this last one?
All right, I'll be taking my apology from Twitch user
kinkoxd.
What is a nanny, by the way?
What female animal is a nanny?
A goat?
I do not know that.
Bro in closed horse. I don't like it. It like needs something bro
Like there's no like sound like I should like make a sound effect when you put down a wall or something
Like it's just it's I don't know. It feels like it's missing something
Am I wrong I got a little high
You guys can say I'm wrong.
You are wrong.
You place a wall just make a noise yourself
Like I just get bored like I'm just like all right, I just I get bored playing this game. I don't know
Is that a me issue
Look guys, let's play this game without any music.
It's sad, it needs something.
Like I still have an extra wall, right?
So like I have to do something.
But like what do I do?
What if I let it do that and then we did like this?
That doesn't work.
Shitting on indie passion projects bro. No, I'm just saying I think it needs a little more or something
That's all I'm saying
Is the force not enclosed though it is but the goal is to try and figure out what's the
highest score you can get and you only find that out once you submit.
Like what am I missing here?
What if I did this, and then we did this, and then like 55, 56?
That seems pretty good.
Can't go there, can't go there.
Can't move that up.
Fuck it.
No, it's 59.
Oh wait, I didn't- wait, that's cheating.
I didn't know it counted the portal square
That's cheating. Oh, come on
Why wouldn't it because you can't you're not you can't stand on that square bro
You go through like once you step on it you're through so what you're telling me the optimal
The horse gets stuck in a fucking state of-
When you enter another portal, do you not stand on the obsidian block to go in a different situation, unfortunately?
How? Because I said so and I don't want to say that I'm wrong. Simple, really.
Smart. Yo, Super, do you want to play Monster Hunter World?
Not particularly.
Sorry.
I played like half of it and then I stopped playing it because the next day, uh, Moukong,
Black Width Moukong came out and I wanted to play that and then I never went back to
playing Moukong.
What is your country doing super long?
Seated rivalry.
What's my favorite Overwatch collab?
Probably the Street Fighter one.
What else is there I think my favorite development I should have a lot more guys
All overlocked collabs.
Alright, what have we got?
Cross over this time.
Last Airbender, Calibur, GI Joe, Gundam, Laceraphim, My Hero, Miroc, huh?
Oh, the Chinese version only.
Nerf, one punch man, Phantom Feeds, Corsetree, I mean it's really, I feel like it has to
be, how much of a one's not bad?
My Metal Beam.
Persona?
Um, it's actually called the Phantom Feeds collab.
Now are we getting the secular play through Tokyo again?
Like five and a half years ago, maybe?
Well, the Street Fighter 1 is just so good.
Like, on game, if you are,
like it's just so fucking good, bro.
I
Rematch a Jackie brawl the Tekken collab is coming with season three just kidding why don't you apologize like this to us
I feel when you do
I don't like what hating on it, but I think I think these games are pretty solid
Why don't you apologize like this to us?
Well the fuck are you doing, no,
I'm not even gonna watch your video, Kinko,
because you need to apologize for me, to me,
for saying,
what did you say actually about the connections?
Your brain still could not comprehend it,
it took you 20 minutes, bro,
Moon Moon did it in three minutes.
Bro, it, okay, first of all,
you're saying it took me 20 minutes,
and from when you sent this to when I beat it,
from when you sent this to when you sent this one
is five minutes,
And it took you like an extra minute after I beat it to send this fucking message.
So at most it took me like four minutes.
Now I'm getting angry.
Seven minutes, seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Anyways, what situation would I have to fucking apologize like this to you guys?
I like how unimpressed all the women look when they're fucking watching them do this.
Anyways...
Anyways...
Let's hop on the lock.
I think I'm gonna try to slay this buyer later.
Let's see if I like it.
I think no, I never played the first one
people say it's really good but like I don't know I have my reservations but I'm
also ready to be an open mind about it you know what I mean
Are you ever open-minded literally all the time?
I don't even know what those ranks are, I'll be honest with you.
I will guarantee this is another Balatru situation.
But what if it's not?
You owe me a viscous or doorman game for my 3 year sub anniversary, remember?
No I don't.
You best
Row said remember
We'll be playing marathon again many times, but we all like marathon didn't we?
What the hell
I don't know what the hell that thing is what the fuck is there anyways sorry I was testing
a new bot is escaped? Oh, okay. Let's see what this dick can do. Let's see what this
dick can do. Check top 1000 on leaderboard. Yeah, I know on top 1000. That's what you're
you're talking about. I know. I've actually fallen. A little bit. Because I'm ass. I could
play with my ass cheeks and be better than super tf. I did say that and I
stand by that statement by the way brother the second time and that he's
that he said this bro like this is like oh my god you know what we want to
reuse bits all reuse bits give me a second here
I'm gonna be so honest right now. I don't really respect you as a player or a person
because your grown man that throws temper tantrums over clothes. So I'm just gonna mute you now
That'll be the last of it.
What game did Metric play pre-Deadlock? Overwatch.
I'm just gonna try to smile.
Play it over watch, bro.
How does one become your friend IRL?
Um...
Um...
question. How do I answer that question?
Ah hello bro! If you're asking me to be friends with you, I just don't think that's in the
cards mr. Alex sorry bro smart join this fam to be friend
You
When we got jets off of those jet streams and it's jet stream of one
I will engage can you bring Calvin back to life we miss him and we don't like you
Not really
What do you think? Do you think I'm strictly money driven? Do you think that's what motivates me?
Yes? Hmm. Well, you'd be wrong.
Uh-oh. Where are we training?
I
Not do five sponsors a week. I don't even do one sponsor
What the fuck is that aggressive now?
Focus up, I'm focused bro.
Oh jeez, this is where I stay almighty.
We're getting fucking pounded.
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of the lash?
Oh, shit.
No, I didn't.
This is so bad.
actually not what I said by the way actually not what I said
all right i need to buy healing right no there's no uh no defense or buts about it i think
it is what it is
Okay, why is there a kill on a 3 kill streak instead of a 1, we're good.
Yeah, that just never happened but we're just lying for no reason.
on my name for what. Yeah does Venator's gun do so much damage? What do we think everybody?
is honest unlike rash um don't know if I agree with that
what if I what if I pummeled him
Hold on.
Going to shop.
Like, Venator beats the shit out of you and you're supposed to just like, take it? Like, what is going on there?
If I Q'd what? I almost forced a little pre-occupied right now getting my ass peeped by Venerator
Paradox, but...
Yeah, I forgot they moved the cancel button.
I'm going for this blast.
Oh my god, overwatch, anybody else love overwatch?
I was fucking love overwatch
Q wait and Q all for a stream and Q random and deadlock
Because what if I get some fuck-ass character, I hate like nigginess
When are you going to do the Agile Trope Collector Stratness Distribution?
Um, I don't think I am going to do that actually.
What the fuck?
I just flashed my pecs at that guy.
Where the fuck?
Ah!
I'm scared. I'm scared. That's alright. That's alright. Okay good. Oh my god. He's here
Okay, thank you. Thank you
Well, that drifter wanted me bad, bro
Can't be my lives
What
I'm going in. Are you ready to watch perfection perfection and action
Oh my god he's here!
Nah, no way.
Trifters low.
That's so weird, bro.
Where'd he go?
Huge?
There's just kind of running it down.
it down. It's pissing me off a little bit. I can't lie. The production I can't pick because.
She's still there. She got out. Super Lash is kind of washed. Are you out of your mind?
What are we talking about right now?
What am I washed?
Now I'm getting angry.
That's a piece of cake.
Almost finished.
I should have helped you guys, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna plop him at the little piss, I just kinda fucking, you got shit on him, I just
took his bag.
I'd be fucking angry if I was him.
What, like is it my fault, it's not really.
Yeah, they gave Lash his scaling back, he's fine I think now.
Is he broken? Absolutely not. He was never broken, but like, he's chillin'.
Super this character is balanced its OP is fuck just not true by the way
Does he make any sense?
That slams almost ready
See ya bro
Drifulo, Drifulo!
Nooo, ohhhh, the person is a huge bad picker.
Underwater, fucked.
Well, I'm an altar actually.
If I get any help here we can get it.
Oh, my team is so slow on that, man.
She smiled she
You guys are so stupid you know that I'm gonna get really angry you don't know what happens when a guy like me gets mad
I was not hot Mike's guys, I'll show you a hot Mike
I'm sure gonna want to get earned for free though, right?
guys are gonna be getting earned for free i think we lost
he's gonna play more rivals to punish us wait rivals is not a punishment though that's
more like a blessing though
They didn't come on and tell him
See the enemy
What is the sponsor I didn't have a spare I didn't have a sponsor like scheduled bro
How much of this did you do?
Venator is low
I'm just doing this graze basically doesn't work for me.
Oh no, I just need to read the rewards.
Thanks Graves.
Hehehehe.
Shameless.
What do you mean, bro?
I put that perfectly.
New season on Friday, you're still not getting info on a sponsor?
Damn.
So that happens bro, I think I've been sponsored for every new hero release for arrivals
How's the new season bro they have a new season every every month they really for every every two months and they release a character every month
So...
I'm behind this paradox.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I
Bought super coin and lost my house, please respond to my emails guys. I do not have a crypto. I do not have a super
ankles
if
if
if
if
he might be Jacob last show
There's four in our right jungle.
Holy shit.
That's how shit we're open.
I couldn't see.
Our blue rocker is under attack.
Oh my god!
Bish.
How did I live that? That's insane.
That's actually fucking crazy, bro.
I am a Ternous the Fourth.
That is my rank. He was impressed.
guys we should contest this air and they got the last one for free any thoughts on
that great idea
Okay, why is there no one guys other?
Surely, we take.
Okay, and you got his ult cancelled?
Why, why do we just like not contest her?
Okay, well they got two runs for free guys, we did overrun again, I mean I was on them
bro okay guys I think this might not be an eternal lobby I'm gonna be honest this may
may not be in a Ternous Lobby. Someone's in there as soon as we're here. Bro. You're
in it? Well, I mean, I've played in a Ternous Lobby for quite a while now and I'm just noticing
that there's just some things that are happening that I feel like they shouldn't be.
Just my opinion though, I'm only one man, you know.
We could jump this, uh, then I don't know.
There's a graze under here, I think.
I'm coming up all over, but I don't know if I'll be...
...struck.
Got wet.
Bag on.
No, there's three in the right side of the ship.
No, I even got the fairy on her!
Oh, jeez, please!
Bro, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What's actually happening?
Guys, what's actually going on in this game?
Doesn't take loses game anyone else see a pattern
This can't be a turn this this actually can't be a turn this I
Don't I don't believe this
I
The last is ready to be a team player
This one is just falling over
I'm just like I don't really get it. I
Don't come in yellow. I'm on the way though. We can fight. I will Calvin the dome
Yeah, I forgot I was going to get a ward, you gotta back a little bit, you're gonna die.
I see Kelvin.
That's going unblockable.
I forced him to ult this time.
Yeah, he's going to see the shop.
Okay, we got the one that all in the field and then flattening
That she guys where am I why do we have 14 KG death? Where am I?
Okay, this might be a turn of seven lobbies.
how do you throw every game you're in so you're trolling right? you think I'm trolling this
game? you think I'm trolling this game? you think super tf is the one that's responsible
this game's lost guys we have to fight this or I think I think this is a very
important thing
let's see if anyone takes over
yeah we got some people coming over that's good
no free earn this time an actual fight for it pretty big
Okay
Well, what is happening what is actually happening guys is it me am I the problem?
It's Caber he's known for being terrible my dynamo is this guy an infamous dynamo player
No, I'm trolling what is this pause what are we sure?
I'm just gonna immediately also you can get your alt off okay I'm parried a lot of them
are like half HP though yeah I'm just gonna also we get time slow so you can also I don't
know all right yeah wait where are you yeah if you hold a minute this actually so good
That pause actually fucked her. She put a wall on my body unlike my non pause. It's not
Not...beautiful.
I- I sh- I mean, it doesn't matter, even though I got parried.
Like, even if I don't get parried, I think it's impossible.
Okay, our warded is go to K, though, I'm noticing.
But I'm also noticing he's picking a 1v9 and he died.
Alright, I have ult, um, maybe I can trap them into you, Dynamo.
They don't have dome, they do have young with ult though.
That one saves.
Oh, this is so hard.
I mean, we could kill this drifter maybe.
This is so much damage.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
I just flashed it.
Just so creepy.
What time is it?
I'm looking at all, I'm looking at all.
Are you guys out of it?
I'm going to rush you, rush you out of it!
Oh Jesus.
Jump two.
Maybe a drifter?
Oh fuck off.
I just dead.
Yeah man, tell them he's a buff guy.
Yeah, let's buff the most fun character in the game.
I
Mean we got a 2,500 egg we're popping it at some point, right?
Kelvin's been trying to grab better
Actually
Refresher cheat death dynamo with the golden goose egg
Everyone huge
I'm blind, my weird train. Yep, this blind has reached me.
I might need someone to help me on my side.
Drifter's on me, on blue water.
Okay, let's go.
Anyone near me? I'm blind.
Shrap to shrap to shrap.
Oh my god, I'm cringing everywhere.
I just cringed in my pants.
Bro, where do I go?
I was spirit resilience by cheap death fuck it real honestly that's huge
yeah I would like a flex superior duration for what what I need superior
My fucking old that increased your old like pastime
Yeah
I do have a whole life I'm looking for it I got a cheap death so I'm fine.
I mean what do we pop?
I mean I just can't right now.
I don't know where to die.
cheat deathpot yeah I get I don't even have enough of that I'm so stupid I miss
Callan I miss Calculator in my head well goodbye dealing right it was nice to
have you
there's one doing our center yeah we can fight we can fight
huge mids up in 30 40 we could just maybe they don't but thank you I could
I'm gonna look for a picture on the radio.
I'm gonna die in my last show and I have unstoppable.
I'm gonna look for someone you made on blue.
I can't, I can't, that was a backing bro.
I think we're gonna have to take off the kick once.
You think I just didn't need them?
Are you going to bait it? Are you going to bait it or just finish?
It's a...
I guess I got...
I got two unstopped balls and a dome, but...
Well, you should feel.
We got the good fight. We should have fought, I think.
Yeah, that's better.
I'm dressing up.
There's two on the upside, they're tripping around.
This is so weird, bro.
Hey, yellow, yellow, yellow!
Yellow, yellow, yellow!
That was cute.
Oh my god.
Oh nice.
Hop on, hop on guys on the hill over here if you can.
I'm out grabbing him.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
Okay, we can finish him now maybe.
Can we go finish him?
They have no more ensembles. We get this fruit
Bish!
Wait, that parent was kind of clean, no?
Okay, we're missing two here. We're just gonna lose.
We need to fight this. We need to kill this.
I'm one HP now.
What are we doing? Okay, now we're trolling.
I don't know what we're doing
I know we're missing two people I don't know what we're doing
What can you do
I'll come back. No, there's no way this is a Ternus. I have a hard time with this.
Dude, what the fuck are Ivy and Parka doing? Please, tell me someone's here. I can't
No, I guess.
He shot them when you were there!
You can revive me!
Hey, I... yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well...
I guess fighting base, no, I guess.
Oh, I don't know where Pocket and Ivy were, like they just trolled straight up.
When did they get unstoppable?
I feel like I wanna...
I don't know.
Oh jeez Louise.
Alright, Snow Animal was gonna listen to Com's team.
Bro, I think they actually need to nerf this shit out of Venator's grenade by the way.
That shit sucks, what? Okay, so you're here.
You think Venator's made sucks?
I got three in the pit, three in the pit, it's done!
I don't, I don't want Maxl.
Fuck, yes.
I almost had a Maxl, obviously fucking really close.
Well, paradox, though, I'd just keep fucking slapping.
I guess my team didn't want to win I don't know guys
that's an Eternus 5 lobbyist guys let this let this be a lesson to you if you
think you can't make it to Eternus you can look at the way my team played that
game. Meanwhile, my dynamo over here has fucking three items. My mid lane has a combined
23 deaths. Someone on my team asked how to parry today? Oh jeez. Oh jeez Louise.
I'll probably play Metal Gear Solid 4 when they release it for PC like the Metal Gear Solid collection, which is like in August, but...
Yo, screw this video month, never mind, and crewreeee-meister and yokai and vicious
balanceena and warp and drama lover and two-forb and midiuch, thanks everyone, Zeddy and Gale
Perez.
Hey, super, don't monkey here again.
I think Kabloon's boss event stream would go pretty bananas, truth, nuke.
Um, no.
Three years, Supri-A.
Check out this R-E9 art.
I have to pee there, I can pee before I get in-game.
Oh, cute! It's Emily.
And Grace.
Ah!
I must be runnin' in the bath!
Imagine if Silver like Maul'd you ha ha, that would suck so much.
Like if she prounced on you and then dragged you into her lair so she could do stuff to you ha ha.
That would suck so bad like no please don't ha ha, I would hate the taha no.
Smart.
Smart.
Smart.
Perhaps being a fat chut, too, is fine.
To be anything at all in this world is a blessing, is it not?
Is it not?
Run run run run run run run run run run run run.
I released myself, everybody.
I had a P really bad.
Oh, bro, what was my team doing that last game?
Oh well. What can you do? When did my dynamo pop his egg by the way? Can you check? I guess
I'm gonna check in the souls by source oh no it doesn't show you when he sells it
it just like goes gradually up oh shit
Your Dynamo has only ever played Dynamo in 1600 matches.
I just don't believe that that's just not true, right?
their profile? I don't think you can. Can you?
Smart. Hello, Argyle. I've been crying for the last two days, but your
stings always make me smile. But could you stay in the way around me, Kempz?
Take the arrow. Parts. Yeah, yeah, this is the fliming prime.
Parodice, fliming prime. Valus, expect 20 bits. Click on the little arrow and
check profile it's not a thing oh wait that is a thing but it doesn't show me
their stats wait I'm one made a careless whisper cover listen wait I see some
seven in Street brawl
Wait.
Wait.
Why do that sound so fucking patronizing, Omegalol?
Oh, Porosad, don't cry.
AMF I don't even know what that means
bro
I hate stream elements why did they fucking change this shit man why do they do this fuck
Stream elements fix your alert shit
There's anyone stream elements that's watching my stream fucking contact me immediately
So I can voice my complaints to you because it's making me mad
So I made a careless whisper covered listen, what is this?
careless chatter a
A super tiap parody of careless whisper.
This is probably going to get the mod needed, but...
Oh, jeez.
Oh jeez.
And we get edged.
And we get edged.
What can you do?
Keep playing it.
I mean I could in-game.
I could keep playing it.
That was the kind of second escape.
Sorry, Warden.
Guys, is it a good sign for the game that most, if not all, well I guess not graves,
like most of the new characters are like top tier. Is that a good sign?
He's recalling fast until his convictions shall never count betrayal amongst his crimes, though all the world may call him villain.
My heart is unchanged, my creeds are perfect.
This I believe with all my heart.
But say, warrior of darkness, and speak true.
What does that believe?
That rendering up the souls of thy world in service
to the rejoinable ground its salvation, may.
What are you talking about, bro?
That's just way too long of a message
for me to understand what happened.
Sorry, man.
I
Thanks can't appreciate that bro and Dylan and evil stupid TF. Thanks everybody
God evens is dumb evens is dumb
It was actually a dumb character
Last is the only honest character in the game, like what can you do, everybody?
Is that why you laughed at me for playing Abrams? Bro, he's just so nasty, like...
And my fucking drip is playing way without me, like GG.
We lose. I'm now behind on souls.
I got to do boxes in my different clothes the entire way without me.
Like it is what it is.
of
any killer rooms
and it's
a
Is Lash actually bad, is that just super?
I'm not bad.
Lash is not bad, but he's not like super top tier either.
I think he's like maybe middle of the pack.
You can still love me if I was a fucking slave, fucking...
BOOM!
Fucking no!
I love you if you were a pocket player, actually not.
This was my dead grandma's absolute favorite song.
Whoa was it?
I'm sorry about that.
Sorry about your dead game, game.
Did she just say tongue, tongue, tongue?
The hell?
I heard you guys heard that, right?
The hell?
Triple T?
Kill me up one more.
Hold back!
I need this buff.
I need to cast- I need to cast the buff I need now.
Masked, Max-Win. Max-Win, Max-Win, Max-Win.
Max-Win.
Oh
Smart keep on walking ain't no stoppin in this sturdy filthy rotten nasty little world we call
It's a good song. I'll fuck with that song
bro why does Ivy heal so much by the way like does she need that
I
Well, yeah, I can be helped on this way. It's a really fast maybe it's really good. Oh, yeah
Okay, I'm set up first
I'll bury I did not pay
My first blood six and a half minutes in Jesus
Let's see how you do against the lash
I
Vlogs nothing brains on a fucking 700 MSLA
With all the synergy okay, you got already fucking abels
I
Freaking ablen
I do I do
I see people I will to
Missed ass and he's one
Can we grow up he said the hell oh there's a door man. He oh i'm gonna just run this way so i don't get ulted
Yeah, I'm dead.
I don't know, I can still get hold of him, scared.
Headed to green.
I'm scared.
Okay, not bad what happened to blue I mean I don't know bro I really missed my
vlog it's so embarrassing it's actually so fucking embarrassing for me where's
music we ran out there's no more music left
It's all gone.
We're going for double.
Yeah.
We're going for fast. We're scared.
We're green.
Are you good?
You know the greenway, baby?
Sure.
This is really scary.
YEEEK!
What was pushing me right now?
Yeah man.
YAY!
W.S.K.E.L.
Flogs even leaves?
BOOSH!
I'm just going to go left side for Aaron.
Oh my god.
I thought you were making progress, says the Lash.
I really don't want to die with this bag.
I'll play a limited conservative, I think.
They're kind of fresh from green here.
I have ult, but...
You are a really funny guy. Keep up the great work
And they're gonna get yellow and probably
How we down so much
That's spirit shielding
me fucking mature a little bit didn't grab the air now
let's go mate!
stuff on me grab it, grab it, it's on our side
okay I'm not farming, I'm not farming
so we're defending
oh it flipped neutral, I'm waiting, I'm waiting
I can kill soldier
actually I have to just ult this maybe
I can kill soldier, she's defending, I'm trying to grab it
head is the critical, ready to use lasso
There's 300. That's really bad. It was low, but huge.
Nice kill. I'm just trying to come deeper.
That's weird.
Bro, Olm is just not a good emote. I'm sorry. I'm not an Olm fan, guys.
better just rotate him now don't be quick
hold back got it
here he's low
here he's low, can you die?
soldier in middle of the server
she's low
awww, he's soft
wait guys, do I look like a perfect flash?
Let me show y'all how it's done you got that right no
I'm fine, I'm going to win.
Lash has the best voice lines.
It's pretty good, I can't lie.
The boss has good voice lines in this game.
I think it's funny how Morage screams like half his voice lines.
I'm not going to lie. That's pretty funny.
Viper, you know they love this in Philly.
You know they love this in Philly.
Viper and Ivy have the best voice work in the game.
I've seen people say that Ivy's Spanish is kind of bad though.
So, SHOULD TAKE.
I'm not even going to respond.
You almost got me though.
Nice try.
I
W carry on the rage bait like that shit
Well, I'm a shitters, but
Wow!
I'm over it.
So this is here.
Happy speed.
Interesting.
Very interesting things happening.
I don't think Apollo's an animation.
I'm a bit busy, I'm a bit good, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All dormant all these freaking annoying, freaking ultimate.
Oh! Oh!
14k Echo Shard Paradox, is that, is that meta?
Oh, if I get that there's like three here on bridge. Yeah
I'm super safe for you super I know that guy
I'd be strong for yellow guys
Dormin is the most unfun character. Dormin!
Little pain in the ass, I can't lie.
You're bored and all.
Okay, she just fucking ran and broke my thing.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, nice. Ivy's rotating over, you should've got to be careful.
They're all there and Silver's dead. So I can
I'm not ready for a team fight. I got I hit like a few times. They get the fuck out of here though, or I will die
Silver's gonna beat me up. She was high me up
I'm out of there. Honestly, I maybe could have 1v1'd her with all of my solo ult'er.
I don't know, the super ult was a little scary. They were going blue I think. I was
I'm still in the camp there with Abrams
So what are they gonna give last some stupid bullshit that he doesn't need pull back like it like two or three flawed sciences you first
Everything about that one
I'm gonna throw here. Thank you pushing. I'll be spying to yellow. My mistake.
Yeah
Fosters again
Make lash them like old Ram vortex
There's two on me right now. I'm dormant. I'll do yeah, it's fun
Oh
I'm probably chillin'
Alright!
Look at that!
Come here
Wow, I'm bad
I got Walker
Let me go on
Holy Oh
Whatever I got Walker
Doesn't have old but I saw doorman, and I'm scared I
Mean I'm pretty strong in this game not gonna lie
like well why is Venator top souls in every single game
maybe I should try a Venator game who has a good Venator build and then we'll see
if it's the character or if it's the player that play him
what's about to be on?
off
yeah, probably can be about balanced there in the head but
let me see
I have last one
just stole that box in there
low
three yellow
Your stay will be fine for me if you don't reach me.
Please leave me behind.
Leave me behind then.
Well, OK.
Not listening to calls, bro.
What's up with the fucking my my team is oh my god, you should mind of the of the first game
I'm something now. Oh my god. My team is strong that game. I didn't get out of here, bro
I need to like do some flash things. I got my walker. Why is there a random door there though?
Oh
I'm so early for on stop though
I mean everyone show it
That's good damage
My
Well flash need flog to apply melee damage and effects
This contest
I was on you all
Can we please do what this check mark do complaining about lash for 10 minutes straight yo goober
We're just talking about you by the way.
Little heads up, bro.
I don't think I can run this room.
Maybe I just hold it.
Yeah.
I mean, I wave at show, but they're definitely camping.
I'm blue.
If they show somewhere else, I could try for a dunk.
maybe someone help me push green?
there's a few here
can you call up some bluebies?
yeah, i'm gonna drop one off and come blue
He's half behind him.
I can slam him.
They took out paradox!
Wait, so let's trap! We're gonna have a silver trap.
I'm sorry, do you know what my stun meter was for?
I threw a flashbang on that one, I'm gonna reduce.
So what?
What do you think it is? It's not that big of a deal, we gotta get one.
They aren't pretty less.
Ohhhh, why is this game so difficult, man?
What is this warding build?
Um, that's a, I don't know, bro, Metro build? What is that?
Are we getting this thing right there?
Oh
Yeah, I'm away
He's gone
Coming but wait a double double two men
They didn't drop it
Woman well
He's not there, he's in the...
You're in, Ben's low.
Oh, he's low.
Where?
Oh, come on!
Oh!
I think it...
It's less than doubles now.
Yeah man, nice slowing next round.
Okay.
Okay.
Like fuck.
I just, just fuck.
JESUS!
Keep it real.
That's right.
You remain then.
A little bit of this and a little bit of the Dwarven build.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell that is.
Is that a walker backdoor?
Mmm.
There you go.
Mmm.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, bro. I'm trying my best out here
For the doorman's name is Washington City, so Abrams here
How do you like a TP to me though wait what just happened I think he's got saved
Look at his fandom strike just got bugged I had four teammates with me. Okay
Say that yes
Let's get slash by the way guys
No, bro
Here is that
Yeah man, even this is so fucking fair.
Right, dude.
Really?
Aw, I missed a bit of it.
So bad.
No, I think we got lucky. You know what? Put me in charge of balancing for this fucking
game. I'll get it right.
the one
i mean i'm sure you can try to buy old
i mean technically we have more
they want silver all
brother in a dormant phantom strike fucking obliterate me
I
Can we get this better?
Oh, I got two
Is that Norman?
The last one?
The last one?
Oh, it's the silver one.
What the three ain't gonna be there?
Where's my stamina?
Oh boy.
Jesus poor white man.
I can't be down.
It's waiting to be done.
It's waiting to be done.
It's waiting to be done.
It's waiting to be done.
It's waiting to be done.
It's waiting to be done.
That's my bad that one's on me I don't forgot what hero that was
Yeah, I forgot I was on a hard working on a slash
Sorry, why did this guy just buy extra health?
And maybe he's going fortitude but like or colossus. Yeah, maybe
Yo, um yo warden you can ask the vision
Guys, how do I win this game?
It might be over.
Yeah, on the low.
I think you're right.
I don't think that's true.
I think you just made up this fake scenario for some reason.
to get maybe to get a few LOLs in the chat?
I hope I just told you that scenario happened.
I mean, they're up 60k, bro.
Like, it's just so cool.
I've been here.
I mean, I have a whole-
bouncing on it, bouncing on it.
Do not go in please, pretend.
Warden nice
Hit their Walker
Oh my god
I can't go like what do I bought like I forgot my refresher, but yeah, I think I'm gonna get
Like I'm I'm just gonna get phantom strikes and fucking locked away in the Baroness, so
Okay, guys has anyone ever seen this warden bill
Well, I'll buy refresher and get Phantom Strike, check the other team.
Yeah, they might be looking for a pick round some days.
Wait, maybe I can wave the lane and get on top.
They're just so fucking to us off for no reason, but whatever, I'll do.
I'll go.
I gotta fight this.
I mean, alright, I'll buy on the spot.
I already got so fucking fried on this fight.
Yeah.
Oh well, plug it. Let's go.
Oh, he has carpet. Damn this carpet.
That's the French Silver player from your video?
Oh my god, it is!
Weird, though. Is her thinner dead?
Okay.
Unstop the big games there, guys.
Let's go!
I'm gonna go!
They saved the mess through there!
I'm lucky.
Bro, by the way, can they do something about Abram's charge?
like getting you locked even once the pin ends.
Like even if you don't hit a wall,
it's like you're still stuck.
It's really dumb.
Like you can't move anyways.
It's a bug bro, it's been in the game for as long
as I can remember.
I wonder if I can like show you guys what I mean.
No one's taking this book. Does it work on this bot over here?
Like if I take this bot away, like see it like you still get stuck even when you don't get pinned. It's really stupid
And I don't know bro
Fuck I'm taking this guy away from your bitch. I'm taking you with me pussy
the hell?
where bro go?
blink this guy can blink blink
I don't know
guys in the truth there's no honest character in this game
I have the truth
Guys name is Oppenheimer GG first time chatter says Billy is the only one
No
Wait, we you know
That's why are you there's just no way you type that bro
Actually can you expand upon that
Mr. Oppenheimer
I want to hear your reasoning for that if you don't mind
lol get trolled invaded yeah that's what I feel like it's my main lol
Oh, okay. That makes sense.
No, that makes sense.
I can't believe my OWL two-time champ MVP runner-up and Victor of the Lydons Jerkhoff's has lost to the French silver guy.
Oh, you know, that would that would be like a valid thing to be concerned about except for the fact that he was on my team
And he was playing warden with maybe the worst build ever
So I didn't lose to him well, I mean I did lose to him but like not against him I
Understand you want to feel a challenge see what it's like to not be the God of combat
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shalang.
Then in our game ehhhhhhhhhh
ehhhhhhhhhh
I
Like a building you all this guys
Dude, dude, dude, dude thoughts on this tweet
Drunk driver jingled keys at bar patrons begging him not to drive before speeding off and killing
Nassau County cop. Beast mode. Wait what? He jingled the keys at the bar patrons begging him?
Oh, oh, I was reading it wrong
I'm stupid
I thought it was same like he was begging the patrons to like make him not drive I was like what?
Holiday again, huh?
I
You'll flood things up prime Fred dollars that you won
13 looks at what you would blink and turd goblin and will open it in
It isn't supper what up, bro
I'm super, super.
I'm super.
How do you know?
I mean Abrams are trolling.
No.
No.
No.
No.
We're testing something new.
That's true.
Can't be worse than my ward mitage running in the last game so.
We're running a new Lazy Dog YouTube video.
Because it's very famous.
No.
OK.
I
Sugred what this guy says he's a chud I'm inting competing this last keeps hitting me get away from me
Amers on your team you win. Yeah, but they also have calico and
The way the way
No, no, although they do have a lash who's like a little too honest so
Oh, Jesus, someone just said you have pocket you would every team fight right before I
I saw that happen oh my god it's just so over
shit please
the wave
this is not good it's actually very bad please
I don't know why I'm like
Please my mama kind of homely shut up shut up
What is going on bro just abandoned
Big family the street
in turn who's responsible for translating all of your titles from English to English.
Much love less than three.
Wait, can you just indefinitely hold this shit and then get your stamina back and
then do some fuck shit?
Well, why that a thing?
I need a fucking popper, swell open.
Hold on, let me get the seal.
That's so un-bash.
Oh fucks my pocket, I mean you gotta trail a little bit, bro.
Oh healing, right?
Oh thanks, bro.
Thanks!
How is this my Guinness getting denied by the way is I'm not like really embarrassing
Sad girl failure fluid on the Guinness like
Well my pocket has got a shoe
That's a family guide cutaway line? Yeah, it kinda is, no.
Yeah, not. Turn 9. Turn 10. Turn 10.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm like one off
Well, please
The back
The barrel was shit, but like come on bro really
I'm so sad oh my pocket. I want to I'm from upset. Yes fucking buff too. Now he is all it's like
Hey, buddy
With my headshot guys lag what's going on there?
You kind of look like holiday. Yeah, I can see it
I don't think so.
Y'all coming blue to tie someone up?
Get ready.
I am up for me super
I'll look forward to your burn
Ready? Ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready
I can pull up
You are noob
Oh hell no
Oh goodness gracious
Eek
Eek
You are not super
You are fucking super noob
My pocket died as soon as I left lane
My pocket boost back here
I've I stole my old my kids go green instead of me. I'm trying to do some show my IV
I can work it over actually I want to take this in your first
Fuckin McGinnis, bro
I'm leaving you. Hey, you can find me for me stupid. I the idiot. Hey retard. Oh, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Ready to get precision.
Hey, holy shit.
Wavy dog.
Oh!
From downtown, I've been sick.
Wait, when's the last hole, though?
what are IV and averams doing I don't really know I'm really paying attention
Oh, I just bought that right with the health.
Hold on to the tie-up more people, man.
I'm out of here.
Slam.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm gonna be honest. I didn't think that was gonna grab me.
really bad that was really bad you were close yeah but I just I didn't I didn't
think he was when all we get in the brain lag leg seven gameplay I don't know
Seven's kind of whatever. You get a lot of souls, we don't like do anything with them.
So...
Yo, Graves, give me a favor, shove that green a little bit, I'm coming.
Alright.
Oh
All right, look look look like it. There's a venerator a very low. I'm going to stone form him
Okay, everyone is showing on the map mid gut shot. So you may get all the way like onto the wall behind him
Calico is up. I
Delivered them this time. I'm not careful Calico isn't scary. There's like four. They're super. Yeah, everyone else is showing blue except for the
Calico
Puckles right here page also looks like she's heading over there. I can't see
Probably don't because I'm serious doesn't like Ali
What the hell shit
Right up on
I got a free yarn, yay!
Free yarn!
Why's not the time for subtle tea?
Fucking Clara!
I
Like doubles
You go back
I'm bouncing around my fault
I think that I can't for you in case someone comes. I have a hole.
I see the Venator, holy fuck.
The kid is suspicious.
You gotta mute this Ivy?
Guys, I'm just curious. Do you guys mute? Like, do some people in chat just like mute like 70% of the people that you guys run into in games?
I'm just curious.
We're not any time.
Headed to yellow.
Let me get this meganess. I will yeah
Nice
Now I'm blind on blue there's three
I don't think balance pad should extend last night. That just seems really silly to me
There's a lot of things I question about this game, but maybe I have to just put the
is not just what the game is.
They're rotating keys here.
I see Calico.
Our blue walker is under attack.
Calico, I'm scared.
Calico's missing.
I hear her.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Although I do think you can counter spell last so pretty reliable.
Okay, I think you can counter spell last so pretty reliably, so maybe she does need it.
Nice
Bowing
But why does she yell all of her columns last those on cool down
last those almost ready
I can't even get the bubble smithy
we have five over here
let's take all their farm y'all
where you should go yellow faster
I'm on the trigger stuff
I got to get this!
There's one! I got this one!
I'm dead down.
I can get this too.
Coming in!
I hope I got this position right.
I'll do the other game.
Saddest fucking clear of all time or what?
I haven't seen them dying.
Clearly fine probably.
I haven't seen them dying.
I used to hate watching you play this game. Then I tried it and got probably today. They go
Game is a big thing is Frank
We could take the double thing good job. Yeah, we can try
I'm getting dug in super super you just got me turned into a memory bro well
Well, on the bright side I live.
Oh my god, I'm going to think you were like, holy shit.
Interesting.
Maybe not the best call for me.
Pretty afflicted.
Last year.
I might be able to fall from the hole.
I can get McGinnis again, maybe.
Oh
Geez Louise we gotta shove yellow we got our
I see my lips but it's my birthday. Can you say Nina ha twice would be nice
Nina
Nina
Nina
We're going to get Vendor there.
Oh
right dude when we hit our double combo we do a thousand five hundred damage
I hope I grazed maybe?
Oh.
Let me get that.
It's a good just guardian.
If there's any, will you look?
I just get this for free. Yay!
I got her guys. Two urns delivered by my holiday.
You're still flying on bridge.
Maybe she's back.
Yeah, we should pray back here.
There's a lot of farm in the map
Sick
He's here
I'm looking for a pick I have you want to get this venator maybe
I'm stuck on a wall, bro, um, I'm just stuck, I'm just stuck, okay?
I'm playing everything.
All right.
Okay.
I
Hate the fact that I'm side-leaning like I feel like
I really don't wash over I'm not doing it anymore. I'm out of there girl. It's not my job. I got them
We should I'm coming to you blue hero. We're blind and I can see a Mr. Superman makes it probably live
Last of someone super
Super I'm getting fucking destroyed by this old police go get him bro
She's stuck in the corner great game. Yeah, I'm leaving absolutely great game
They talk to you like they know you?
Yeah, well.
I got 30 hours on it in the last few minutes.
I got you.
Nice long x.
Can you run?
Here.
Really?
You fucking marathon?
That's awesome, bro.
Really? You fucking marathon? That's awesome, bro.
Guys, what if I ran a third...
for my team?
We can just run, we can just run!
Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me!
I've got to spend the whole fucking game blind to remove Drifter.
What?
What?
Hey y'all.
Guys, what if I ran a third earn for our team?
That's enough.
Yeah, 6th has enough.
Yeah, six of them now.
What kind of creatures have I stumbled upon tonight?
I think I'll go just use Warpstone.
You want to clear that out of a wave?
Oh, there's like two up there.
They don't want to give me a free third earn, huh?
Why not?
I mean, there's a lot of them still to this to here this year
Actually, I can like stay next to it might be a bit over
Great
What why so here I got the Calico. Oh, I kind of took too much damage now
Kinda won't.
Oh, you're so good!
Good job, bro. They chased me hard, holy fuck.
Way worth.
Thanks, Mario.
I see the enemy.
I'm coming, Pocket.
holiday is back isn't broken by the way lol
I'm coming back green with all I'm boosting I'm boosting
where's it
I'm out of warms by the way I need to buy an AK and spend
He
She gets so many barrels yeah, she kind of does no okay help. I'm coming
I just like they're all there bro
I think we get two walkers off that that's fucking huge
Good job. Hello, and that's how you do it
I think I'm kind of nasty at holiday actually
I'm coming graves
I'm ready to tie someone up
nasty to watch 30k graze looking big
Well, I can look at this page here blue, maybe.
No, that didn't hype for wine.
I missed.
So what is Ivy and Abrams doing?
Is she Ivy ulting him around the map and then he Abrams ults and lands on somebody?
I don't know what I was thinking.
We took like half the farm to learn.
I took five medium camps for your life.
Are we fighting or no?
Yeah, I can fight rocks though, maybe.
I mean, we can look for balls.
Wait, we get the stripper. Get the stripper.
That sucks.
I can't miss that
No, I'm too good. I'm just too good
They could be looking to miss it is yeah, they are they are a degree. I second for them
They're doing that right now. I'm just too powerful
We'll have a flicked that's it because nothing anyone else to set up for it. I'm here
Yeah, oh, it's bad. We're kind of slow. So we're gonna be able to actually do some shit here
Well, I'm out peace
Fuck if I didn't mess up my we're here to flex. Oh geez. Oh geez Louise
Beep boop
Wow that cop got fucking pounded. Sorry. Just thinking about that. I was fucking insane
I
They've just taken our shit, so it's just kind of back up the hell I was on a walker when I was here. I
Don't really look for a lasso
I'm just gonna go for a last-minute or less. Oh, I'm sorry for this shit ready
the fucking gunshot or was it was even a gunshot I was just a little bit coming back
oh my god they're doing the thing again look at them
I guess is one
They've won redo I don't have all
I see Calico if it all has not back for some reason yeah, I thought I thought it was
come on you do no damage I know it's so sad
I can't even fucking kill clear wave with a barrel bro like what am I supposed to do
on this character. My, my, my Graze has dropped off her skulls.
What's that?
This one quick so that I can do it. I can look for someone.
I don't want so much of a possible well I missed I should have thrown a barrel in the
game she hit that but now it's probably over to be honest we have a big old incoming
I believe it.
Oh, jeez, where are these?
Does Holiday do anything?
I don't know, actually.
I like to play this game pretty well, all things considered, but I also don't think Holiday
should be higher souls than everyone on the team, except for one person.
I'm not just going to...
What the fuck?
Um...
So...
Dude, this guy is the worst pilot I've ever seen.
I'm gonna be alright basically our thing is like we combo our ults right yeah pushes into the base he pushes into their base
I'm like what are you doing, and he still does it
And then I have to follow it because I mean I'm like I'm like tied to him like I wrote
It's called clip farming
Okay, well they're pushing her instead of ending it's like good for us
Let's get up here.
Let's get up here.
We can give the vendor.
Can I know O?
Can I know O?
I'm gonna tie someone up here.
Okay.
Let's get the Victor.
What is he doing?
Oh!
It's good.
well guys I think you had a an interesting experiment perhaps
get a burrow kid
I refuse to believe things are returnless lovelies
I guess they are bro
this guy is actually the worst pilot NA
he's the worst IV pilot NA that's all I have to say
This guy sucks
In my previous videos, he did the same shit too. He just suck survival thing
Super can you say hi to my best friend JP? He's your biggest fan, bro
He's not saying hi
Do you want to do that yeah, I did say I did see how to JP before I
Mean guys is that really my fault?
I feel like I did my job like perfectly well this game. Honest to God I
Got Tommy tough knuckles over here who spell
Hey Super Lizzie, okay, if I sent you some of these frannits on your Twitter DMs.
Why, I mean, why would you want to send me the, I mean, I mean, I don't know why, I,
it's like, it's, you know.
Rip you.
What is it Italy ruling tells millions with Italian roots. They have lost the right to citizenship
Okay, I guess I can't be an Italian citizen
What the hell I didn't play this guy in forever
Why I need to build fast oh wait you guys can't see
I'm not I don't want to go dash furnish dash furnish
If you if you touch it stop if you tell me to go fucking goons start build one more time
You're gonna have a bad time, bro
Do you like March Madness March Madness
I don't really watch it like that, but it's
Oh
Chudbringer is Zergies?
No, actually, just better. Good shit.
He's a power, and Zergies a powerhouse?
If you guys say so.
Yeah, alright.
Eek!
It sure was still ass I think so, but it is kind of fun to like people on fire and watch
their health slowly drain away.
It's not gonna lie.
No way, no way.
Great for the camps.
I don't know, I think at first being good as it would be like miserable. I'm not gonna lie, but like so we're like a bunch of other characters
So this is really matter.
I'm just like Graves.
Probably so fun.
Oh yeah, I never finished playing.
We'll see if that kills Whisper.
Parody, but I'm gonna throw it on here in the game.
On the lobes.
And it's Majestic, and Archangelia, and Arson Enjoyer, and Lapthul and KurtzLive.
I'm playing in furnace right now.
Coming.
Very much.
Watch as you burn away.
Now that you're playing the most honest hero, what do you think?
Well, we're not that far into the game yet
We'll see what happens
Look at my tracking though, holy fuck
Holy shit
Wait a minute this Ivy's getting deleted
Okay.
IMO, 100 emoticon.
Inc's all over you.
I got sleep done now.
It's just so fun to be a low sleep on grade sometimes.
Oh my god.
Shitter, shitter.
I gotta go on full new HP, I gotta go, I gotta go.
I know who you are, that's who you sound like.
I know it's you, Super.
Well done, bro.
Like that parry on that Ivy, was that tough?
That shit was mad tough.
Why are you in my rain cutiles good this game the hell I'm good at this game to chill on me a little bit
Good time ball champ my bed. I can use my stun bomb anytime
Guys I'm just a multi I'm just a multi fucking talent. You know, what can you do?
I'm good at a lot of games, just one of those things y'all.
I'm going.
Come on.
Bang!
Look at this.
Easy.
Good aim easy.
Easy.
I got you.
That's how it was won.
I'll get it.
How about that?
Reload and flamedash?
Can you do that?
Walting?
I don't know that.
Can I still do this?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
notice the body is still up and you're very low
my pillow don't do much
they hurt me
dodge
all right dive the padlocks
I don't have a dash bro
I'm going to save a little bit
make a duration extender
so
so we can get active
I got sleep ready
I can't stand that one.
I don't see other doubles.
No, they're pushing, they're pushing, they're pushing.
What the hell?
What?
This guy's saying he was good at the game?
My fucking ass!
Why is he playing for this?
I don't know, I'm scared I see me.
Looking at it, looking at it.
I'll think he can.
Oh fuck.
That's fine.
Slepst here, he's right there.
Slepst, we're gonna dive this.
I'm gonna reload, I'm going in.
3, 2, 1.
I'm not driving yet.
Oh my god, he's here!
Oh my health, my health!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Is he gonna fight?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Eh, below.
I got you.
Oh my god.
No!
Oh my god, no now that's gross
I tend to start sucking up our camp
Actually do this and then like over here
That's awesome bro, did you crash maybe kill a family?
If I'm being farmed by these camps, little bros know what the hell's going on with me.
The spirit enemy is waiting to be claimed.
Coming to you?
what don't you say like half its health with a pillow oh
trot him haha oh he's gonna he's gonna just dead now i can see you guys a little bit but
i'm now one hp and i don't want to hand deliberate to the ivy
and shoot look at the paradox you know what they can have it as far as i'm concerned
I think just like farm on this character for a while
And behind the sleep
Okay, gotcha. Wait, this character doesn't do anything for a while actually. Holy fuck.
This kid there's dog shit
Also how am I so poor?
Try to keep up.
Take this gift.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Bumped in here with this patch? Yeah, it's kind of what it feels like, bro.
I shot that IV for so long that she just didn't fucking take damage, girl.
Can I kill tier 3, can't you?
Come to this, boy.
Oh, okay.
You know what? No. I don't want to fight you. Goodbye.
That was like so good.
Locks and tickle monster? Why does my hero only do tickles? So I'm trying to figure out, bro.
Oh weird how that works.
That's alright.
Look at that 2-3. Can't swim bad.
Look, I just cannot think about this mirage, by the way.
Look, I feel like he's just gonna beat my ass.
Don't keep greenpussed up.
Look at the mirage here, he's very scary.
I love for the debuff.
I'll play the killer.
Where is he?
He's fell, oh hell no.
I'm actually breathing so hard I don't know if we get on I brought my brain like turned
off I actually don't even know what happened there actual brain lag
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.
Fuck.
Got to do some crying before I sit this bed in New York.
No, that's just my bad.
Actually, it was great.
I see no.
in there. I can't sleep.
People hate me for saying the truth, but infernoose is the only honest character in
death. Infernoose.
I think so.
Infernoose.
Can you play the follow me song that I've been told to do?
Follow me?
Good work.
follow me so i need this i need this please i need this i need this i need this i need this
i'm such a fuck oh wait a minute i got actually okay i'll put on the fucking the the careless
whisper carry maybe after this i want to get a chance here we throw it on the game get a little
listen
oh no wonder why this fucking ram is so rich
good yeah
cuz he just fucking keeps taking all the sin out shit back home and back home and
get the fuck out okay bye
I can't wait to launch these babies
Affliction's on cooldown
I'm coming back yellow
Let you
I see the enemy
They're high inside here
Oh Jesus Christ
Okay, well I'm dead.
Solar is low.
No way, bro.
So we're literally won.
Inferno sucks.
I'm starting to see that.
I'm good on that. I'm not fighting that.
Oh, I want to go in so bad.
Dude, if I just go in on this, then he's just gonna fucking wait.
That was a joke, right?
Oh, how?
Oh, he's just too fast.
No way, bro!
Fucking melee charge is broken!
You can't catch him!
Melee charge best item in the game, what'd I say?
Literally what did I say bro?
What'd I say?
You play with them chickens you're all gonna meet the law
Know what the hell that means
So I have farm we're gonna farm I'm so small and tiny right now in frail I need to farm more bad
Wait, this character is pathetic.
Inferis?
It won't be bad. Damn.
Jeez.
Jeez.
Your Rem just dropped a big bag?
No, I mean, it's a Rem player, what do you expect, though?
Sorry, was that rude?
I'm not the drop of the bag to
I
Got your pockets then guys when do I fight people?
When do I
Headed to Broadway. Oh, we're gonna lose blue. I need the farm bro. I can't do anything. I'm actually so useless and small
Why are you so behind on that bro?
I don't even know.
Not far enough I guess.
I'm gonna play my Rem actually.
He's taking all the centers including ours on Rem.
Oh my god Ron.
I don't think he's doing the egg shit on ram but he might also I can't shoot on like any character
like why why why just why oh yeah
I'm trying to get all this
They're all dead, I think
Nice I
Can't do more farming a lot more farming all the loaks
She hit that
I'm doing that. Look at that.
Oh they are there. What the hell? I'm not even fucking paying attention.
Be paying you.
talk but I'm going when we're ready oh my god yes I did 40 damage to them big
place for me oh yeah I got you everyone
big
your server we got man
Okay, I'm doing damage down.
Thanks honor.
Move down.
I'll save him.
Why would one Sphere's Lance game like Caleb? I don't.
I'm sorry, I hear you.
I don't know.
I'll think about it.
Ben Mirage will one-shot me, but I think I just want to get Spellbreaker for him.
Let's see what this dick can do.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Wait guys, this character might be terrible.
Like actually terrible.
Cause I don't think he's starting to get fed on this character and then they just decide to go
with a fucking debuff for me. I would just spell magic all of them. Again, what do you do?
I mean silver
Again, you just like over
You have more green than purple chill on me for now
kill me
wait bludge review
really?
uh oh
oh my god
Oh my god! What helped, my headshot, headshot, headshot, headshot, headshot. Wait.
I need this!
I'm buying spirit resilience fucking it. I don't know. I need it. I need it. I need
it.
to be claimed
I'm going in
actually
more reasons
what?
Where'd that Ivy go?
Oh, there she is. Hello Ivy.
Oh, this is pretty much, um...
Am I doing anything on this character ever?
I'm teaming, guys.
This character doesn't do anything.
This character doesn't do anything.
This character doesn't do shit.
He sure doesn't do shit
You have zero firing everyone said this fucking build is good
But honestly
Oh
Geez
Passing you just take that my guess
I'm boosting yellow team the spirit is ready to see a fucking 9k damage in front of the other game
Nice!
Keep pushing this, keep pushing this.
I got heals.
Boop-boop-boop.
Why is it just you, bro?
Grab a Undead, yes.
They're going for them again.
I
Just gonna buy a fucking ricochet an accent call today thoughts on it
I'll do a little bit of free thinking for once in my life, I wasn't saying shit, I
Oh my god, an actual sinners that my Rem hasn't fucking slurped up on the map, thank you.
It's like you want to kill the guy?
Why are you avoiding escalating?
Escalating?
Brother!
Do you know how many fucking items in this game have the word escalating it in it?
Ex-escalating resilience, escalating exposure?
Bitch.
I'm just not gonna help my team honestly typical in furnace motherfuckers is not gonna help his team
There we go give me ricochet I need it
Okay ricochet then EE then leech that's my plan, but the game might be over by then honestly
get tribute bro tribute's kind of a
item that's not for me honestly
bro why don't I just get it
get ricochet like 6k souls hello? look at what I'm farming now
this shit
he's using it
He dropped off his 2600 bag to the shopkeeper
Okay, I'm big now. I'm ready. I'm ready to contribute everybody
Nooooo...
Big flig, big flig!
Okay, so I'm just sun forever or what's going on there?
Like...
I don't even know if he's from the game or what.
I'm here right here.
Strumble it.
The enemy.
Good mid, good mid.
Well, I actually did not think this game.
I am the most cosmetic motherfucker.
Deserter playing in Furnace?
They need me mid.
I guess so.
I'm gonna do shit today, I'm fucking pathetic, oh yeah.
I'm tickling their fucking nuts!
I'm gonna go play super of you guys I'm gonna do a super wave on oh I'm hitting
it so many shots by the way on this character I'm gonna have to hit my
shots to do damage.
Oh brother.
You're basically if affliction was an entire character that could be removed with a 3200 item.
which none of them bought they do have a divine barrier but no one has the spell
magic
The silver
I'm like where you can't ignite them from far away
I just can't, I just...
I can't do anything on this guy, dude.
Fuck it.
I'm in.
Whoa!
Okay.
Every time I go, I'm just like...
I
Didn't hurt his honest I
I'm gonna die.
Taliban?
He's chillin'.
I think.
I probably hit every shot there?
I think
I thought I hit every shot there
Why am I lagging?
Why? Where are my friends going?
I just didn't do it! I have like 22 damage
Good game
I have a 22 damage
I love a fight
Hi, I'm super. Can you please start streaming on YouTube and also in 1440p?
29k oh my god, you won lobby. Oh
Geez
I can't lie. I know infernooses weaker compared to other characters, but like, I don't think
I've ever been rage baited harder by someone's gameplay until now. This is not a build issue,
This is not a character issue. This is a pilot issue.
Sorry, were you speaking to me? I zoned you out of my head.
Didn't see anything to listen to you.
Shot of 20 bits, Ablex for the 1 Prime, Trash Panix for 1 Prime, Lil' Leaf for the 7 Prime and New for the 23 Prime.
Who'd I get?
Boo.
Go Marinus
And they zig with this food not my prime
Fuck garlic
I'm just gonna be eye to eye, and let your friends be hungry with me.
What's that?
Shut up, bitch.
Oh, alright.
Shut up, bitch.
I
Can't smile a lot in my life. They have mr. Tomato on graves
You're a bitch to do a man each I don't know water whoa
Wow
Jays!
Jays the ways!
What wave shall I have him healing right in?
Or not.
Probably my my rate is responsible for the game I guess.
I don't know.
This bed will be your bed, I mean.
Bung-Bung-Bung.
Why am I doing so much damage? What's happening?
Oh my God.
I'm going to punch them I heard a pair of these fucking these puddle punches or bad things
will happen. Dude, I'm just a fucking pathetic little, little lash. She seriously, oh, she's
shopping for me, oh, never mind. I thought she was gonna take them. She's being wholesome.
you very much deadlock needs mana
does it
I'm gonna be honest I feel like mana is a pretty unfun concept
guys I took down their viscous
yeah I saw that bro
completely broke his fucking mind
Well, they know I can we all honor our lash piece true
Oh, what a cute save this life
Oh my god.
Alright Lash.
Am alive somehow?
Bro, I didn't even notice you got a healing.
Guys, remember to pause after you kill somebody so they can shit talk to them.
I don't always get a healing minion.
That's actually very fair.
Worst thought that I was a terrible die but like, I didn't see a heal minion there
and you got fucking healed with like half HP with the cube and the heal minion.
I can healing right you. I have that on
But if you want to give me a second, hey, that's fine, bro. No, I'm not healing right on blast
And laugh everyone point and laugh why are we laughing at healing my guys can we calm down?
That's a good bye
Best item in the game. It is a good item actually is the best item in the game. Let's see if this true
Yeah, but lash had to buy it why are you making fun of me man?
That guy roam and healed in between one laugh at him, please
Maybe nice
Oh, I said that the wrong chair
I
School maybe I don't know. I can't like vividly remember eating lunch alone
You know what I mean, I saw that Abrams man, I'm proud of you seven gut casting
Okay, I may have came leanin
Did he just parry your Bowlin?
Kind of sick of him though.
God healing right is so good.
I'm gonna have like 5,000 healing done from healing right this game.
This value I'm getting from it is just disgusting.
All right.
See if you suppressed the memory.
It's kind of wasn't like bullett or something like that right here.
I could look for a dead slam
I fought
Nevermind, it doesn't matter.
I already reported you for two days.
My bad!
Slash, uh, you and I need to have a discussion after this match here.
Okay, I'll see you in your office, bro.
What is this? This guy's just defeated.
The 7 minute Guardian of the Lost on a crane lane.
I don't want to be associated with that.
Those are like A tier characters or S tier.
guys I'm being bullied
also Lash is not easy, he's like beat your best
you're unhonest I mean you make him look a bit unhonest
what did you just say bro?
unhonest
What are you, an English teacher?
Hey!
Cancel this healing right at the 7.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready to die this shit.
Well I need to go purchase some items at the secret shop maybe.
Where's my health going?
I'm sorry to not like this lane.
I'll be there for you, twin.
There's a 7 on me here secret
Wow that chase deep for that what the hell we got fans or what?
What is that shit they went to our fucking jungle for that?
They want the lash yeah a lot of people do
why popular if you're going to base and get movement speed bro you didn't know
that blue lane made up for our green lane thanks bro
One of his abilities.
He is now rolled away in a ball.
You wanna order a game?
Yes please.
five bucks yeah they're really deep I'll figure it out
has arrived. Oh, can somebody check yellow? We're going to be in. I was through seven,
like, five. Where is he? So we have all the Perry on our team or what? We have all
What's going on there?
So you threw him away from your team?
I lag.
The iron has been dropped.
High school flashbacks there for you?
No, not quite.
Not quite, actually.
Not quite, actually.
So
Where's this over
I
She's gonna hot you can let her live
I would do something about this iron team what we think
We're doing it
By the counter pressure maneuver
Fuck
Yep that they did
You think Lash slams to the ground so fast because of the weight of his massive package?
I don't know.
I haven't really thought about that.
I'm agreeing.
I don't.
I can live or something.
keep you out
I mean it's not great, but
Why I gotta be careful of this venator fucking melee shit
I'm like never ready for what he just got sniped by. It's kind of annoying, you know?
Does he need that?
A blessed melee from Big E, huh?
Goobo!
Bish!
Bish!
Bish!
Bish!
Bish!
Low key might be a rebuttal game?
It could be.
Viscous punch editor?
It actually could be.
You're on the double.
I'd be waiting in front of my door.
I think you could grab them.
And Billy? Oh, true. And Silver, wait a minute.
Are they gonna catch green? So bad.
And Graves?
Um, I love a Graves, but...
I need speed, I need speed.
Stop running stop running all of you stop running stop running stop running stop moving
I should go back and smash you all by rebuttal fuck it why not it's a fun item it's gonna
be tough, guys.
Wait, if I can get better, maybe.
Blimey, can you go yellow?
Sure.
Keep going, Blimey.
Okay.
One more time.
Okay
God his ass
God his juicy off
This guy is low.
He's on the finish, he's on the finish, can you go, can you go?
Yeah.
Oh, it's over.
I'm palling her back.
Oh, I'm fucking buried.
No way it literally grabbed on my screen, bro.
I might kill myself.
I can't afford to get caught, God.
That's so crazy.
Not bad, I guess.
You know, actually you're bad for getting parried.
What are you doing?
Oh, it's really, it's gonna be my fault.
She's low, she's low.
So is that my fault when I carry you there?
I
You dead
There's a grave in our jungle by the way
I got my three spot. Okay. What the fuck?
fucking this ghost man
yeah I can't believe that's over all
or that lash open and grab the silver you think you got the best in me I wish I had all for
this fight how nice would that be
currently in the airport on my way to Venice
nice bro
I'm under control!
Ohhhh!
This is an interesting fight.
Oh, this guy is dead.
Wow, let's see what this dick can do.
Wait, we have to kill him.
Lettler, lettler, lettler.
I'm staring at her.
I'll go for it actually got it guys
Winnable
Guys I'm gonna win this game by the way
I'm only guys know right now. I'm running this game by myself
I got two.
Yeah, I got one.
I stand raised up.
Yeah, raise one bigger.
I mean...
Alright, I just got stand up to the bottom.
We got earned and then I killed one in straighted so we just live.
We just live, it's fine.
And we're moving.
It's actually not fine.
The kill is vetted.
Oh yeah, wait.
Give me a vetted.
I'm boosting yellow.
I'm coming for him
Yeah, bitch
Is that right thing careful headed to Greenwich. Oh
My god
Says lash wait we got blue Walker wet what the hell I didn't even notice
Oh
Maybe that one that was a nice burp I kind of felt that burp
I'm lagging super hard. I'm sorry boys. I'm lagging y'all suck at this door earn a boost bug
Well, we're bugging we're doing a little bit of bug abuse. Oh, I'm reporting you guys. Oh jeez Louise
I
Just reported you guys for cheating I've been waiting for this moment
I've reported my last first snitching because I'm bad
Poverty macro by your team. You have a choice. I'm coming
Why does it knock back like genuinely they're both low
Oh my butt's tight.
Hmm, this is bad.
We are getting over it a little bit.
That's how we win this game they're they're they're they're extending their lead drastically
We just fucked
I think we're gonna see that bro. That's what's going
Uh-oh
Pretty sure we didn't get that I know battle for my lash
I don't think my lash can do anything right now quite frankly he his character
Specifically our shit-ass doorman and our goofy ass Ray
Bro, you guys literally fucking abandoned me. Oh, so it's our fault it is. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry
I need that soul.
I just need some more bridge right here.
Also, I want you to take that back.
Take it well back.
I'm calling you goofy man.
I really did not appreciate that comment.
The only way you'll get better at this game is through criticism.
I'm gonna hurt myself tonight
Close 20 minutes, don't die or they do mid boss
And it's true that things happen
That does tend to happen oh guys we might just get fricked here that urn might be a little
important to pick up we fight me over here I will
Well, I just told what this is about, and it kind of spelled it out.
Yeah, you're a pro.
Well, if you didn't realize, yeah, it kind of spelled out, to be honest.
That's awesome.
I think I noticed this weird mug is that now they don't have, or now we don't have
for this. Yeah, I noticed that too. But, um, we'll be honest, we're down to you anyway.
No, I don't know who we blame here. Might be me, I don't know.
We could blame our wraith again. Wait, the two people that are dead? Or is it Dormin
in the right row I'm about to actually tilt.
Whoa!
There's some of the more correlation.
Well, well, well.
Correlation is not causation.
There you go.
Anyone know what that means?
Yeah, I was going to get earned and have a fucking stick to kill you Doros here.
What do we do about that?
It's almost like we're dying because we have a terrible frontline.
Who did that mean?
I think that's about that you pointing fingers grow up
No, this is too fucking
You sound sure
Nothing wrong with that right super on 5 to 10. I wouldn't say that's short
right super I wouldn't say that's why you're fight for a ship might be fucked like
we're just gonna get caught up here they got three rejuvenation fuck with
that yeah I mean they only got to learn with it
I
Can we kill this minute or the region but in he's one behind you guys
No, no, no, that's huge
Seven seven seven seven
interesting I've been able but I think I gotta wait to have one spawns to do
anything no no no three number one shot easy slam kill three
noticing my damage doesn't really exist at the moment
That's a Greystone's way.
Where is she?
Where is she?
He killed Mr. Tomato. What are you fucking talking about?
Yeah, a little bit.
I
Just squashed
My favorite TV show is long. I don't like a tomato not like a tomato. Oh, got him got him
Holy fuck where did she go?
Bom bom bom bom you're dormant are you buying cheap gas?
That's a man should buy
Maybe get that in like two more deaths. Oh, I mean, that's big brain like that. Thank you
Okay, how was I going to win 21k souls actually? What does that mean?
He's probably getting like what eight nine souls per tick like the passive souls or whatever
That's insane, I need like 20,000 more souls and I can power spike guys. Just okay
Yeah, we can deliver the game for like 20 more minutes probably I
Now I can probably form a-
Guys, we cannot get caught out right now by the way.
So we have, wait a minute, who has counterspell?
Braves and Venator.
So that's a delay for those two, maybe?
There's some for Bridgebuff here, right side.
Can we look left, maybe?
Maybe catch someone on the left side?
Is that possible? What do we think about that?
Okay, okay, okay.
Better be right here.
I'm walking down.
Yeah, group group.
When nobody's on the left side.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
We're so slow.
No way.
He's low.
OK.
That had 1,500 to me.
Oh.
He's winning one.
All right, good, good, good.
Chill, chill, chill.
We can't feed.
No one feed, no one feed.
I'm going to feed.
Don't do it.
Control your...
Where should we just take mid here?
I think we have to go urn.
Yeah, I think urn has got an employee.
You want a mid with 7?
Wait, someone's gonna go mid.
Someone's gonna go mid.
I'm with you Celeste.
I'm coming.
Wait once.
We had to chase him, I think.
No, this is bad. I'm not
I would be just turn on the people behind
I'm low
great this great you know this great it's too much damaged on crazy I even
delayed my time don't call me dog I even delayed it fuck bro
bro what is our dormant how was our dormant 23k though the spirit early
to be claimed guys is it me we play for still mid we have dormant
they're on it and we can't get there because our waves are shoved and maybe
you can't get there well I'm dead so
There's a Viscous in our base.
There's an Evol.
I'll be on mid now.
No, no, no, we killed Viscous.
I don't think we're killing this guy.
Oh, Echo Shards huge!
Uh, hmm.
Our Dormin gets two punches here.
Oh, he didn't get that as well.
Wait a minute, um, okay, probably get out of here.
What do you want to do about that?
Oh, he's not going in yet.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let's see who's gonna stay down.
Let's see who's gonna stay down.
Let's see who's gonna stay down.
Raise your grates!
Get me out of here, bro.
I shouldn't have let that Silvernail up here.
I think I'm just dead now, no?
I mean, I got two rejuves down.
That's gonna be good, right?
Oh my god, I hurt him, Pupple!
Oh, okay, I'm dead.
No, we need you.
There, Gorman's almost up, it's winnable.
I'm popping a refresher, team!
You're outclassed.
I got Graves in the pit! By herself!
She's not okay.
Huge.
Billy's dead.
Graves doesn't have a rejuvene.
Yeah, Graves will rejuvene.
If you guys kill him, come up and kill him.
I'm slaving seven.
And he's on the seven.
Eek!
They have no rejuvenes.
Is Billy's banana behind any of them?
I'm going to rejuvene.
I
Actually
And they have two walkers up at 35 minutes. I like the coffee. It's it's dead. I think we won't
Don't get caught out somebody
Or anybody I should say I see this gift
Where we kill this guy that's actually so big
Huge wait, what do we think about getting a walk in here guys?
Yeah
Okay
Not chill for it
Okay
Okay
What about earn as well come back I think that's a good idea. I think we should do earn. Earn is definitely a good idea
And maybe we could do a walker
I thought you said no to that.
No, but he said it, so it sounds way better.
Oh, okay. Not the fort one.
Okay, my team is a bunch of fucking bonobos.
We need to do urn, and then they all go to urn, and then we get greenwall.
I think they're down three, they can't confess this. We're just smart.
Yeah, we just try the yellow.
If we're smart.
Biggie, I find out.
Silver is actively going, by the way.
Where?
Where?
He's like on the...
Oh, I see right there.
Any chance we can get her?
Calm.
Wait a minute, he's actually so vulnerable.
Wait, will we just jump his Venator?
Oh, I like that idea.
Huge!
Wait, get away!
My calm is always working.
but your comms are fucking bad, just like you
tell me fucking that
i knew he was gonna say that
that's actually really fucked up lashman
wait but i have ult though, what about that, is that fucked up?
uh, i'm gonna go to denweds
wait, sit here
oh, i just bro, i just can't even get out
uh oh
uh, we fought, do i have to ult or fight this?
I'm trying to live. I'm out. I'm out to them
All right, your IGL my new commas every man for himself fucking run not good. Don't like to hear that
I need this I just need this I need this I need this I
I do not want to do that.
Oh brother.
Sensor turret killed our fucking...
There's 2D.
I got silver in the pit.
Look at my ball, it's not bouncing off of it.
You know guys, so I guess I'm gonna die.
Should we point some fingers?
What do you want to point a finger at?
Uh, doorman, celeste, shiv, the fucking shiv, the fucking ray, the fucking black ash.
What about the aprons?
I'm down.
Nah, I wouldn't put a blame on him.
I feel like I put the game so well though.
No one on my team did anything!
Oh, jeez!
Wait.
Oh...
Oh, jeez, Louise!
Hey, I can play better, bug it.
Here's what it is.
Here's what it is.
I need to go pee.
Hi, I'm gonna deadlock.
Why is this guy the most poppin'?
Is he nice, he nice at this?
Yeah, I'm pretty nice with it.
nice with it. L! Wait what? L mindset bro? I just blame my teammates every game. Oh okay.
He's the coldest white boy on the lock. I'm gonna go pee real quick.
I want to turn on the music to go pee, that's not how that happens.
Oh, that was a nice fucking piss.
I need to watch this video real quick.
What video?
Three days and still nothing that I end those Netanyahu dead reports, I'm starting to get
hashtag excited.
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
Alright.
Wait, first.
Pause.
I actually didn't buy an install of Scythe's Fire 2, but it can't be that big of a game.
Like it just can't be, right?
25 bucks is kind of a lot though, no, on the lobes.
I'm kidding chill oh my god chill everybody holy shit you gotta chill a little bit
It's it.
Careless chatter, a super TF parody of Careless Whisperer.
As the widow aims, I feel the need to flam, cause to mind a silver olt and I feel so untamed.
And I'm never gonna sob again, this billy felon's got no motion, though it's easy to pretend.
No motion for what, bro?
I should've known better than to song to you and waste the prime that I've been given
So I'm never gonna sub again the way I sub to you
Do these parodies make you want to jump in the stew eyes emoji?
You know you want to show everyone how it's done.
I've never seen anybody shorten studio to stew.
In the booth with the black boy and the cats?
Low...
Huh? Low...
Huh?
Lou dig?
L-huh?
I've got no combos, no it's easy to pretend
You watch the young atoll
I should've known better than to watch this bomb
And waste the time that I've been given
So I'm never gonna sub again
No way I'll sub to you
I
But you're that okay, why you being rude
Hey, so
It's nice to hear one of these from someone not afraid to wake up their parents.
and I'm never gonna stop again this guilty twink has got no motion it's not
easy to pretend your forehead's not huge
I mean it's not, but it's just a ball and I waste the prime that I've been given
so I'm never gonna stop again the way I stop till you
You look so much like Big Kirk in this photo.
Why would you type that out?
Let you go.
Now that you go.
Oh, we didn't do it, we didn't do the ending part.
Best chill.
Just need to pull your gums down a little more.
Oh, hyping, bro.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Oh
Do
Be use oh crossing very nice very nice vicious Valentina
up
You know now that the 48 month prime stinky is that 25 prime pixelation one prime hey this is a problem prime
Can we say some spire
Wait guys, what if I wanted to play just one more game like just one more like actually one more because I'm addicted
okay actually last one I promise actually last one
On the drift, though.
As fan promised, last one. Then we'll play Slayersfire.
Let Free Fallen pick your character bro. He's gonna ask me to play like Paradox or Kelvin. I'm not playing fucking Kelvin.
What is it? I'm so fucking scared. What are you scared about?
A new challenger approaches me.
I
Did I get I didn't see
Yeah, what up boys is that the minecraft
That's okay, I drill myself all the time.
streamed for hours and hours a day every single day. So don't feel too bad.
Don't
No, there's no way no, there's actually no way
What did you just do, bro?
How did you get carried?
I buried him, I can't put it out.
Oh, brother.
It's okay.
If I hit my Q on him, I'm flying in, by the way.
Shit.
No, that was so fucking cold that I just took that to last.
I think I might do an extended box right here I mean I'm gonna be honest if you do that
I will probably die I'm so
I mean it's a goose egg fucking kind of a little
Oh they're gonna tell?
Music's really good too
But if you do think you're gonna die I won't but it'll make us rich, it'll make us like
get rich
Wait they're out of pauses aren't they by the way?
Sorry to interrupt your conversation
I'm gonna take all three pauses
I'm gonna take all three pauses
I'm gonna take all three pauses
They didn't pause this game
What?
What yo mind if there's drunk no you guys are trolling everyone in here's rolling, right?
Am I insane holy shit
You suck brown phone you're actually broken
Wait, I'm sorry
Exactly, but
They definitely thought I had 500 health and then I dropped to 80 and I just didn't know what happened
That's my bed. So we're pressed one. Yeah, you're right. You're right
She needed that rebuff though after the patch they did are too dirty. She low
No, no
That's one again
This is my first game on I don't know how to fucking switch my lines. Oh my god, like everything everywhere all at once
Awesome reference back
I don't care. I just think it's just
Oh, wait, there's a door here
Can you call out bulls for me? I can't believe the game of that coda's up. I'm gonna instantly die
You're so good
I
Just don't want to fight
Gonna give a prior and AFK this I think
I'm selling more soon. Yeah, I can anchor pretty well
I'm coming show this with you
No way fuck off bro, whatever
I
Was all
Good idea
Oh
Miss oh my god, that is huge
All right, well, I'm gonna be boxing and I just think yeah, like we just lose peacefully
yeah I think it's sort of over what was it over
yeah the game is not over
I think Calico
no Calvin's on fire picture is so I hate it so much bro
I actually hate it
I can one shot later now.
And you have egg. Oh Jesus.
Egg with the killings.
Aw, so let's go in blue. Careful.
Just gonna box right here. You can do it over here.
Did that kill him?
Take those rays.
I'm walking by the way, you're curious
They both do yeah
Did you ditto them in a previous game or something?
He looks so dumb I just hate killed and my fucking my best fucking friend like plan. I'm like, what do I like? What do I do?
of
I
Don't know about maybe we can look for a ground
Oh god this calico is gonna be a problem.
Yeah, calico is here.
Slowly hex my pinyin.
We can't kill it, it can be a problem.
We've already sold here.
Wow, she ganked our way.
I'm taking him to tower.
You did do that.
Wow, she ganked our way.
I'm taking him to tower.
Did do that.
No key.
Grab the silver, I want to shot her.
You can not get killed if you don't.
No, he comes at the door.
Exactly not.
Hey, hey, hey.
Ah, fuck you son of a...
Yes.
You can kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
That's okay, you have to go.
I'm so low.
Yeah, let's go me know we're winning lane now box you're having screens
You know be
I'm seven case so close. That's a bottle purchase from the gods
From that fucking
Until it's got
Oh, come on back on that
Over here
sad who do I blame for this?
Don't mention this here.
The weapons are so dumb, bro.
Not again.
Careful, kill the world, you're late.
Come on.
I'm not, like, loving us right now.
I'm still here.
No, he's full chasing.
He does not want to give me a...
Oh, I should have won this before.
Nice.
I know.
I know.
Got him there.
Oh yeah.
I need that kill.
I'll just do everything to make him in.
Got a cool walking up side.
I like firearms.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm going straight.
I'm going to the other one.
Still firearms.
Anything to do with it?
I'll shoot out.
I'll shoot out.
You're not going off.
Almost.
get the spirit off stop getting hooked brah I'm like like is it really my fault though
all those bags back there too oh geez
melee life skill oh I don't even know how good it is anymore though oh my god
oh krill can you get over here like I'm green I could think about it okay I don't think it's
defendable that it's not it's not here that's that's what i'm thinking i think i'm one i'm here i'm here
where'd my help go what the fuck
Oh
Can you look to be something all right? I can do this
Scared of Calico
Now
Okay, she she bursted
I see Calico. Yeah, it's just not my problem
I don't think you try to turn
Dead!
Can you leech on these? I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means, bro.
Double blue.
I don't know if we're gonna need to hop up to there.
You're not close, Mark.
Call in 7 here.
I'll come in 5, so we can die.
Oh, you hyperlided with the fuck?
No, we could have shot it here.
Yeah, huge, huge, huge.
Best part of this coming home from work and watching stupid TF, we all think this, by the way. Press 1 if you agree.
Press 1 if you agree.
I
Should just solo it's over. This is her. So last this is huge. I can look for Calico, maybe
Insane
Look around here
You need my
Rips out his fucking bullet
Yeah
He said don't engage this I
So I have called for my team to go in there, right was it just bad overall we think I
Mean, I think if we all go in we probably win that honestly, but I
Didn't call it so so ultimately I'll take the blame is what it is
I got my tank bluster, I'm strong as fuck here.
That's my decision, it's final.
It's like really, you can make a playstyle, it's just in doubles here, there's a calico
on me.
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Let's take out Calico.
She's just on roof here.
Oh, we have her.
She's just on the roof.
I'm gonna lock a neutral over her head.
Yeah, I'll lock that.
Okay, they're blue.
Very good.
Mina?
Mina!
I'll be right in front of you.
We should yellow there's two more coming to me now
Do you want to hold green or no sure I'm gonna top over up combo in 15 so there's all enemy
Coming up from storage right now
He's still chasing to you she's still chasing
Yeah, she went camp she fucked up and camp coming up sobered one looking sober
That's crazy to me
That's actually
you can come on don't you don't I said don't let's down them and say there to be
about
Well, I'm here with you guys
Three there
Was it bad to drop the urn?
I don't think it was but maybe I should have gone after the silver and not the celeste
Cause we're just not like celeste is the fucking evil character
Can you pick up the amina?
Me not, you heard that?
No, I can't
No greens first time chatter. I'll think about it
I didn't shoot him off. Fuck me.
I think he's getting probably teleported over.
You got contested in there.
Yeah, I'm TPing over.
You guys aren't very...
After you get TPing. Yeah, TPing, TPing.
That's scary.
I mean, I have all, uh...
I'm catching blue.
Nice.
As long as they're kicking on this now.
That was an early ult. I busted early.
No way! She fucking tied me up!
No, I'm just dead!
I can't. I just can't.
This isn't a great extended play, P-Bops won, but...
Did I get the steal, maybe?
No, no, no.
Let's see what's in the...
7 really low, 7 really low, it's true 1, true 1, 7, true 1, uh, silver.
P-Bops, 7, oh, oh.
Focus over, focus over.
It's also a 1.
Calvin, looking Calvin, on group.
mid
Coming son kill him
No, we can't do it anywhere we ought to get blue walker
We just can't do it.
Yeah, whatever.
That's really unfortunate.
We needed you, Drifter, for damage.
For mid?
I was going.
Yeah, absolutely.
I was going mid.
You were the one left behind at yellow, no?
I know.
I said I was staying at a little bit.
Yeah, I was going mid.
Oh, good.
I'm confused.
I'll just take the blame for fucking my fault.
No, that's not good.
That's not good.
It's fine.
That was a W, Drifter.
Taps you out.
Taps you the fuck out?
You were doing camps we can lie a little bit to my team
What's what's a little lying anyway
I do big damage right now. Oh, that's a silver
Oh, I do know that guy. Yeah, I ran in the fucking lobby. I was like 20 and oh, that's why they're counter buying me so hard and late sense
Herman pick up the urn
It's embarrassing your team has to walk on eggshells around you see your ego doesn't make you throw the game
You have to believe you for having them defy your mix
I mean we just type any bullshit in chat these days and just like hope it's fucking stex
like I
Have all for this
I don't even mind with all the big split doubles of Cali
Let's do blue pride
Yeah, like this probably was off where they're not
Maybe shouldn't be up here right now
We're matching here. I mean, they're giving us space. You could have a good time
Be careful on this fight you guys
Alright
Holy fuck
I'll go true one here and all true ones. I have combo for one here
This is mid
Good boss, can we go around I'll look around I'll look around you guys go mid
why are all doormans so bad I think they're gonna be doormen
definitely I wouldn't even have to be careful don't mind if you're sure gonna
contest you then I was scary let's take a fucking time
You don't believe doing that
You see the problem?
Absolutely.
No, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, so it's not huge.
Look at me.
So fuckin' fast on this character.
I guess you are my little paul champ come here. Hey, thanks, great. You're thanks to 51 2 3 sub
If we all buy spare resilience this game, I can finally break my last streak
I already have
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Well, honestly, they do a little bit of gun damage right now.
Hello, Al.
Me on the bebop, I think.
We can push green out there.
I see you on my little posh, yeah.
I have ult too.
I'm not team up, we're not shooters at.
Right here.
Oh man.
Is that tough?
They're left side for leaving.
You can make them shoot, I'm here, I'm here, keep running, keep running, I'll bait
them.
It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not firing.
I missed.
That was a low.
Oh, you fucking silence wave. Saved everything.
Knock it off.
Did you get this over here?
Oh, just drop this.
You're like shibin' in the line.
My first time ever watching shibin' was a 2B stream, so I was very disappointed the next stream.
I guess it's like late, so...
You got this around here.
I didn't thought I might get it, man.
Look, you give me the spirit buff. Hear me out.
I'm hearing you out. I'm hearing you. Alright, I'm hurt. I'm hurt. I feel validated
Wait, I'm gonna die for this
Why am I in spirit resilience by the way
The guys that need to be very happy if we all bought it, but I haven't bought it yet
I can hold for the turn if you want.
I could also do that because she's still back to region.
I'm popping it 3, 2, 1.
They're back, they're back, they're back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, this guy's speaking, this guy's at the end of the screen.
What the fuck is this?
She just suicided for like 4,000 fucking souls.
It wasn't even around.
I had Conval up, I really want to look here.
Oh, just talking to me now. I think you just blow people up a few
Did that fucking
Blocked my two
And you go oh my god, I love you sevens here out of dormant door sevens here out of dormant door somebody can come confirm
You are just the best or man
Comrades outside of base
These 60 stacks are very yummy
She dies
She's true one, true one, true one, I burned down, she's still one.
Can we get left?
I can't see anything.
Can I believe that they just don't need you?
I don't need to waste that ult.
That was so bad.
I brush my teeth every day twice, actually.
We can drop, we can drop.
I'll come up for one.
Calico, there's anyone on site.
I'm killing her.
I'm Calico.
I'm so glad I'm on your team super it's like I'm like five games
yeah well no it's been five games of me beating you and Monkrell
I'm losing this guy right now I'm trying to rank up Bbuck's full
dancing Bbuck's full dancing because I gotta just kill himself for me
yeah he's a fucking idiot he wanted you so bad
Yeah, we just won this fight.
We take it.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's one, man.
You're a big thing.
You're huge.
Wow, you've been awesome.
Yeah.
See, Super, just play with him long, and curl him.
You win every game.
I guess that's true, bro.
I didn't even move fucking player.
I threw my fucking Ritt, by Minus Lane, and it didn't matter.
True.
Also got a big 72 stacks of games.
I'm like this game on, alright, alright.
Awesome.
We won, we won, I'm on.
Hey, they worked.
Okay, I'll leave.
Thank you, thank you.
I, I, you guys broke my last streak.
Thank you.
Hell yeah.
Maurice and I are just getting started.
Should Moe and Curl be a good character?
Rank check, it's Eternus 4, it's just Eternus 4, I've been Eternus 4, I'm hard stuff to
E4 bro.
Yes, but every second the game lasts $1 should get removed from the player's bank account.
time chatter says it boosted jazzy spin
and they dumb yummy me me me me on the list of this month's appreciate it all
right so this fire two times I try it I'll give it a sniff or what
I
Quality slot
Mm-hmm, I
Wish she would slay my spire
The back seating is going to be disgusting. I can't wait
Did you play the first one? No. I don't know anything about this game. I don't know anything
about Seth's Fire. I've seen some people play it, but I don't know what the fuck's happening.
So this match was in early access, that means it's not done yet. More cards, monsters,
content will be added, but we also need to fix issues, insurance balance, and improve some features here and there.
Alright, you have a spider to climb.
Okay, first things first, are there any settings I should have on?
Not really.
fast mode smart oh what if I just like the iron clad the last soldier of the iron
in class.
Questions posed with sword and flame against his will.
I think combat heals 6 HP.
Okay.
At least that is your first time playing Slither's Fire.
It is.
Do you want a brief tutorial?
Sure.
Camp top right, prob?
What if I sl-
I don't know.
Here maybe?
Tip, select a room to travel to.
To move up from the spire, pick a room to enter.
Once you've complete the room, pick an adjacent room.
Makes sense?
Defeat enemies by playing cards from your hand.
Cards require energy to play.
Once you are out, end your turn.
At the start of your turn, new cards are drawn and your energies are replenished.
Play defensive cards to gain block when enemies are about to attack you.
Block reduces incoming attack damage, but wears off at the start of your next turn.
During your turn, you can observe an enemy's intent above them.
An enemy's intent on attacking you, be sure to block.
Okay, so I have three energy.
So I can strike, strike, defend.
We can bash, defend, and the run is brick.
If there are no more cards to draw your discord pile right is shuffled into your draw pile left
Blood wall.
Lose to HP.
Gain 16 block.
Game of the year, I've seen it off.
Let's go.
This way.
This enemy intends to give you two status cards.
Can you attack yourself?
No, that'd be funny though.
Noob down.
I'm slimed.
Deal seven damage and gain two strength this turn.
So now I'm strong, so I should like beat some ass, no?
Well, maybe I should defend though.
Ah!
Help me!
Move cam or alerts, oh shit, where you're right.
Maybe like here, I don't know.
Good enough for now.
Oh, I see what Slime does, that's a pan-ass.
BOOSH!
Power cards apply a buff to you when used.
Buffs remain for the duration of a single combat.
Ooh, that's really nice.
Lose 1 HP deal 9 damage to all enemies? That sounds pretty good.
Wait, I see, I see! I see it, I see a future where you can do an anger build.
And you just spam the 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 over and over?
Is this the best game of all time?
Can you put your cam over the ironclad so it's like you're the one fighting the enemies?
Unknown.
Unknown merchant?
Treasure?
Rest?
Enemy or?
Let's see what this deck can do.
Let's see what this deck can do.
You spot an enormous shambling beast chase off an injured green bird and above the bird
fled in the alcove of the bird fled from a single unguarded egg lies abandoned.
Your stomach gurgles can be hatched at a rest site or eat the egg.
You gently screw up the egg and stow it thinking it may hatch into something useful
later. I need to add a rest site, huh? Okay.
Ooh, you narrowly avoid stepping on a bright sharp seed? It's unmistakable color gives
me a sapphire seed! Weren't these incredible seeds supposed to be extinct? Legends say that
Consuming one can greatly amplify your endurance, but what if you plant and nourish it instead?
Okay
You reinforce the pot with bark and find a camouflage filled with loamy nutrient-rich soil.
Oh, pretty nice.
I need to get to a rest site.
You think I could take on an elite enemy, surely, right?
Wait, you might be pro.
What I'm telling you
Wow, there's a lot of damage.
Bitch.
Fire potion.
Drink or throw potion is there in combat.
Potions instead of you throw out the run.
Got it.
Deal 8 damage if the enemy is vulnerable.
Hit it twice.
Cinder?
Soul of Cinder?
Maybe this may be.
And they start making my way left, so we gotta go left.
Wait, so...
What the hell?
Uh-oh.
Oh, these enemies are gonna be a pain in the ass, no?
Wait, check us out.
That wasn't very smart.
Ah, I mean...
Oh jeez.
Ow ow ow.
Help!
Bro, I don't need this stupid fucking egg, man.
Just lash ult him?
BOOSH!
Aren't I bad?
Stomp! Deal 12 damage to all enemies cost one less...
What is that called again?
Like energy?
For each attack played this turn.
Shrug it off, gain 8 block, draw a card, gain 5 block, upgrade a card in your hand?
Wait...
That seems as good as fuck.
I'm not fighting the elite. I'm scared
Whoa, this guy might be an elite anyway
Block block
To strength wait, I should have
Sure
That's a big card. I'm vulnerable? I'm so freaking scared. Oh wait, you always go
to the to the fucking discard pile if you don't. I see the problem.
are you vulnerable wait wait
Well that kill smart meow I don't think so 10 because he's vulnerable right now so then
This will do 15, 15, 15, he'll get up to 3 HP.
Like that quick math for me or what?
It does 10?
No, but he takes 50% more damage.
I could use a fire potion, that's a musical waste.
Try it?
Fudge.
And whatever.
Deals 4 damage and apply 1 vulnerable to all enemy.
Rage.
Whenever you play attack this turn, gain 3 block.
Oh my, I can hatch my egg.
At a rest stop you can stop and take a breather.
After choosing one of the options you must move on.
Choose wisely.
Hatch.
Ooh, 14 damage for a zero energy?
Wait, look at him!
Yoooo!
Look at him!
My bro is tough.
Um.
Bitch.
Oh
Upgrade a heart
Wait a minute
20 damage
Bang
My bird is huge
Perry's you
And it's Tom well guys right this fight's getting a little bit harder is that normal
Wait, why can't I upgrade the bird again, wait why not?
Why can't I upgrade the bird, wait did I fuck up?
Only upgrade once, oh.
draw three cards and you cannot draw additional cards this turn.
But you can't draw additional cards anyway, am I stupid?
Little uppercut, bish.
A chest!
Oh my god!
Treasure!
found throughout the spy or grant unique bonuses and ran throughout your run.
Found at treasure rooms, random events, or by defeating elites.
A Gorgon!
At the start of each combat, gain 4 plating.
At the end of your turn, gain block.
Plating is reduced by 1 at the start of your turn.
Wait, so I gain 4 plating, and at the end of my turn, I gain a block.
Do I get 4 free blocks?
Question mark?
Do I want an elite or a normal?
I want a normal, I'm scared.
Yes, so I get 4? Okay, okay, I got it.
And I'll get three and then I'll get- Yeah, okay, I got it, I got it.
That doesn't seem that good.
Am I just noob?
Screams at you?
Like an upgrade
Bitch
You're the only person who takes 10 minutes each turn with ironclad bro, can you hop off my fucking ball sack for once?
Energy Potion. Deal 5 damage to all enemies X times.
Yeah, bro, I'm in the fucking tutorial and this guy's like, do you even know how to
Fucking play this game!
Chuds.
I kinda like whirlwind.
Why is it X? Does that mean it takes all of my energy?
does that work?
the everything app? we all love x the everything it- what the fuck is that twig slime?
there's a pussy play that I'm doing it
I'm frail!
Wait, I just upgraded this.
Holy.
What if I pop the energy potion?
I'm a little scared of dying.
I don't know. Maybe a bad play. Don't don't be mean to me please.
It was bro chill. I'm already better than like everyone in chat at this game anyway so it
doesn't really matter.
And then to your turn, one random attack on your hand is played against a random enemy.
Game 8 block, game another 8 block, if you have exhausted a card this turn.
Play the top card of your draw pile and exhaust it.
You know some kind of ass.
Skip.
This game is so exhausting mentally, is it?
What a pussy.
I mean, is Balochro exhausting?
Deadlock is exhausting sometimes.
Deal 4 damage.
Deals 2 additional damage for each vulnerable on the enemy.
Okay.
It's free.
A merchant! I have so much money!
What do you got for me bro?
A strawberry.
The hell, get your fucking hand out the way.
Exhaust all non-attack cards in your hand.
Gain 5 block for each card exhausted.
Deal 6 damage if you lost HP this turn.
and draw one card.
Oh, this doesn't sprite, but it's spiked.
First time you block from a card, each combat double that amount gained.
Random card in each
Bola oh my god like like Freya and silver and viper
Feed deal 10 damage if fatal raise your max HP by three
I was thinking either wing charm or feed
Never take a look at the second win card oops ha ha our fingers touched. Oh you well, okay blushes busy
We're gonna lock fingers. What do you say you give me these cards for free?
Fuck it, feed.
And card removal service.
Ooh, that's probably pretty important.
But what do I want to remove?
I can try to, I guess just a normal strike maybe?
Support your local business.
Okay, bro.
Don't cry, bro.
I kind of want to heal.
I'm doing it.
So what's it like to do?
Thanks.
Don't cry, bro.
I kinda wanna heal.
I'm doing it.
So I can draw on the map.
Anyways.
Well, this enemy has no attack for 7 days.
Okay, the next 9 times it was HP only wall.
That's so fucking stupid.
Okay, good.
This is a fucked up first boss, not for a guy like me though.
I'm noticing this isn't going to do 27 damage and I'm noticing this fucking scary thing
above me.
Ewww!
Deals 7 damage, deals 2 additional damage for each vulnerable in the enemy, it's not even
vulnerable.
It's fine.
Oh, I'm out of energy.
Smart.
Looking quite succulent today, King.
Thanks, bro.
You too?
Uh-oh.
Getting a little scared.
Uh-oh.
Getting a little scared.
Wait, what do I want to do here?
I think I need to uppercut him.
I think I need the upper part of him.
That's good, that's good I think.
Is that weak?
That's good I think.
AHHHH!
I should have done that first or whatever.
Oh Jesus.
Oh man!
Are you vulnerable?
You are vulnerable.
That'll do good damage.
Oh my god, these wounds are fucking me!
Triple your block.
Block until next turn prevents damage.
Wait, what?
So I don't have any block.
So what's nothing?
Why have I not used the strength potion this fight?
Anybody know?
You don't need it?
Maybe not, but...
That's a big card.
All right, give me feet. Give me feet feet feet feet feet feet. Give me feet feet
You're so cringe
You already discarded it oh fuck off
At the start of your turn, gain 2 strength, transform all attacks into giant rock, thrash.
Deal 4 damage twice, exhaust a random attack in your hand and add its damage to this card.
Like forever?
Not forever?
Ow.
Guys, I did it!
I climbed to the spire!
I slew the spire!
A puppet has arrived!
Can you check on Father?
I'm too tired.
melting dragon it's your discord icon
what it kind of is the first time each
combat you end your turn without playing
cards exhaust your hand and take an
extra turn why would that way what is
that what's the benefit of that why
What is that?
So if I have like a bad top deck, then I can like end my turn and get rid of the dog
shit cards.
If you end your turn with unspent energy, gain additional energy next turn.
Give me the goop.
Stop!
Why are you like this?
Oh, man.
But I don't have any defense, eek!
Oh wait, I had an extra thing, I'm stupid as fuck.
A little bit of goo- 32!
Wait, they're gonna attack me for- Wait, stunned if all block is removed.
Can I remove it?
Inflame?
I'm scared.
It's not vulnerable.
Fuck this isn't gonna do anything
Noooo
Piece of shit, let's get the fuckers
Aw, but I feel like I want to get him out of this thing. I feel like it's just better
Dumb bitch
No, I want to feed! Why can't I feed?
That's so tragic, man. I can never fucking get that. This card is shit.
That card is go- I can never pull it at the right time, man.
Mesh.
It's very good actually, but you have to have a high IQ.
Deal 10 damage, draw 2 cards.
Hello, merchant.
Pull put an attack from your draw pile into your hand and exhaust
Wait, that's good for way feel no pain whatever card is exhausted game three block
Gain seven block exhaust all month attack cards again five block iron wave. I
I have the perfect amount of money for a secret weapon by the way.
Wait this game has a lot going on though.
And of course I get feed first like fuck you
Why do they have eggs reduce all damage taken and HP lost by exoskeleton to 9
What what is exoskeleton do they have one
Oh, their names are exoskeleton.
That's interesting.
Well, but they're getting stronger, uh-oh, peak.
Well, there's no point, I can only do 9 damage, right?
So it's like there's no point in really fucking, yeah, now what if I'm a greedy
little piggy. I could just kill... why can't I kill it actually? Feed me! Feed me! Feed
Come on
Gain energy for each attack in your hand
Howl from beyond months up. Can you please play the binding of Isaac Matthew? Please less than three
deal 21 damage to all enemies at the start of your turn it plays from the
exhaust pile lose 1 HP deal 30 wait how how do I get it out of my like
but if it's in the exhaust pile
You have to exhaust it with other cards?
Wait, what?
Wait, an exhausted card means it's removed, so you can't get it until the combat is over.
But if it's in the exhaust pile, how am I supposed to get it?
Is there like a card that pulls it out of the exhaust pile?
Because you can't draw it.
It plays automatically.
Why is this bad besides the fact that it uses three energy always?
Because you need a way to exhaust it.
Wait guys what are you talking about?
But it's already exhausted!
Smart.
Hello Matthew.
How are your runs going?
This is my first one.
smart hello Matthew how are your runs going this is my first one it doesn't
exhaust when played at the start of your turn plays from the exhaust pile so I
I have to wait, hold on.
Dio Toro Gash always at the start of the turn please.
I give up.
I give up.
Is expect to fight even good?
I'll grab it, it could be good.
What the hell is that?
Spiny Toad?
Bitch.
Oh, I should have gone that first.
Okay.
So I should strike?
Then expect a fight.
Then whirlwind.
Then I get back to three.
In fact, I detain her.
Oh, I can overcap?
Oh.
I didn't know that.
It's okay, guys, I'm learning.
I'm learning, everybody.
And we love that for you. I just put the buggy out of my nose
If anybody cares
I'm stupid
I'm so dumb hold on
I'm a piece of shit loser that nobody likes anyway. That's what it is
I've seen of this game is for nerds
So
Whatever
Yo!
Feed finally!
Finally!
What the hell, a pond?
taunt?
hmm
hold on need to rest i need to rest i need to rest holy shit i'm so low
merchant do you have anything that can heal me for cheap? oh you greedy fucking pig start linking for me right now
We're not fighting the elites, are you guys?
Wait, I have three pots.
She's worth it with attack cards that add into your hand?
free to play this turn. What I'm thinking right now. I can do this. Then I can do that.
Then I can do that. Then I can do that. Then I can do that. Then in turn. Wait, W? Parries
Yeah, fucking pussy
Yeah
Rock up. Oh
help
Wait, pull an attack so I can't pull a defensive item.
Well, let me think.
Ten?
Ten, ten, ten.
So this will give me four.
Now we draw a feed because it's the last five cards in my deck
Fish oil
Shatters you said question mark go to the jar true
Oh, um...
Lose 2 HP, deal 14 damage.
Deal 9 damage, put a card from your discard pile on top of your draw pile.
Like for free?
Like I can pick?
Exhaust 1 card, draw 2 cards.
The butt seems pretty good.
Meat on the bone if your HP is at or below 50% at the end of combat, heal 12.
Okay, thanks bro.
Smart. Love you, Sue.
Okay, thanks bro.
The elite monsters look scary. I don't want to go this straight path.
Oh, the sudden set of a massive field gouge with large outlines of bodies stops you in your tracks.
One of these outlines matches your own. It's perfect.
Enchantment card with perfect fit.
Whenever this would be shuffled into your draw pile, place it on the top instead.
Okay, so you can guarantee a top deck.
I think I want that for feed?
Or headbutt?
Maybe headbutt?
No wait.
Oh god my head's starting to hurt.
Sure, I don't know.
There's better go troll.
Look at this guy, just sleeping drunk on stream ha ha.
I'm just not going to click on a random stream that you linked me bro.
I don't know what the hell you think, I don't know what kind of stream you think you stumbled
into but that's just not how that works here bro, nice try.
Was that tough?
The way I fucking hailed that?
Well, this is an annoying fight.
What?
Oh, I didn't even think about this.
Interesting situation here.
Wait, I'm trolling!
What am I doing?
Oh my God.
My brain is stupid and ugly.
What do you mean we know?
I mean, whirlwinds gotta just be whirlwind, I think.
Don't forget your potions? Oh, true.
Wait!
No, I don't need it.
A dexterity potion.
No.
Feel no pain.
Whenever a card is exhausted, gain three block.
Power, gain four plating.
What the hell, why is it bouncing? A chomper?
see me most in
there's
does my dead this screech what the fuck is that
This one is dead no chill
Why would this one be dead?
Does he know?
Okay, these days cards are gonna be a problem
Nice.
Oh, I thought it was a
But it was from my deck. It's anything. Exhaust your pen.
Deal 7 damage for each card exhausted.
Wait a minute.
But it's not gonna kill.
Thinking with my brain.
Bash first, then fire.
No?
Yeah?
No.
No, wait.
Does it, does Fiend Fire include itself?
No.
Hold on, math this, too vulnerable.
Oh wait.
No, yeah, wait, that definitely is just a play.
LL.
From your discard pile on top of your draw pile.
Do I have feed?
Wait.
Feed, then whirlwind me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
I mean guys, they're calling him one of the smartest players in Sly the Spire too.
Which dumbass told them to perfect fit feed?
Actually, I told myself to do that. Stupid fucking pussy.
Why is this glowing? Is this like a giga card?
It doesn't seem that good, but I'll try it.
Let's go to the random.
Ooh, a chesticle.
Nunchaku, every time you play 10 attacks gain an energy.
Ooh.
Nice.
What is this?
The Inseachable.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What is this? The insatiable. Okay.
Why is it insatiable?
Cool. Good start.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, what, what, what?
Get farther away, increase sandpit by one.
Increase the cost of it, wait, in four turns you will be eaten and die.
Wait, what, what, what just happened?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Um, I'm a little scared.
Okay. Can I pull one of the cards please? What do we think? Okay, I mean...
My discard pile? I don't even know what I would want to fucking draw.
Fuck, fuck you, piece of shit.
And then we're gonna draw, what do I want to draw?
Maybe expect a fight to be good?
Okay, yeah, let's just, yeah, no, that's great.
Let's just, yeah, okay.
Pull attack through your draw pile into your hand.
Do I have anything that I want in my draw pile?
Maybe a frantic escape, I don't know, Belle.
Oh, it's only an attack which I...
Sooooo can I draw some frantic escapes please? Thank you.
I'm so fucked
That says 30 by the way everybody that says 30 by the way
Fuck off, Jeff.
Hey, no, I don't have enough power.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I have a plan.
I have a plan.
But I'm dead.
I got an Epoch.
In the timeline, reveal Epochs to unlock cards, relics, and much more.
Meow!
Play a single run to reveal this.
Mother of Resurrection, meow!
awaken their slumber rise champion again again now we'll agree with the start of
each run
okay
news of the spires reopening made it through to the silent she ferries a boat
to the capital who's the silent the silent
Silent sneaks past the gate-words with ease and enters the spire once more.
I got her!
The iron plaid, a warrior from a faraway land under the spire, driven by a cursed blood,
he lost all of his identity.
All who prevent his ascent shall perish.
following cars will appear in future runs.
Avoid of nothingness, but then the world came into existence, it churned about and molded
itself to that which tells stories.
first run he did pretty decent real news real news could be worse
okay I got silent at the start of each combat draw two additional cards she's a
a Huntress.
Silent is fun, but I think Ironclad is more of Super's speed.
Yeah, on the lobes I think you're right, actually.
I've remade you.
Go up.
What are colorless cards?
Whenever you rest at a rest site, raise your max HP.
The first three card rewards you see are upgraded, but the first treasure chest you open
You got to play the unlocked character to continue unlocking all of them.
My fall, bro.
That one's on me.
I'm tiny!
What are we blocking, king?
I don't know.
Sorry.
Sorry if you hate me now.
Wait, but I lost all of my cool, I lost all of my cool cards.
Deal 3 damage to a random enemy 4 times.
Deal 14 damage.
Double the enemies vulnerable, but you exhaust it.
That sounds cool.
Roomful of cheese!
The fuck?
Lose 14 HP, but you obtain the chosen cheese.
At the end of combat, gain 1 max HP.
Yeah, that's like the earliest you can get it, no?
Times with spies or mind travels to strange places from the sheer presence of all this
cheese as you fade into a stupor.
The chosen cheese.
Self-help book.
Encrust it with blood.
Well, I mean, you flip the book over, read the summary, critics and cultists agree that
sharpened point weapons are the best way to inflict damage.
Oh wow.
They're gonna try to do some combat so I can get my HP going up, no?
You have found my Dachis.
Congrats.
I wish you well on your travels.
Your Dachis?
I don't want your...I don't want that.
you no bro no perfected strike deal 6 damage deal 3 additional damage for all
All your cards containing strike.
Headbutt's pretty good.
Give me perfected strike.
12 damage?
That shit says...
I never played Slay the Spire 1.
I never played it.
Havoc plus play the top card of your draw pile and exhaust it
Sorry gain 16 block
Whenever you are attack this turret wait early feed it could be big when I have a plan I
Have a plan
I
Like I don't know if that card warms
I'm trolling
Who do I want to pummel?
Maybe this guy because he's big?
BOOSH!
That had to be rage bait?
Why are we fucking getting it?
Why we why are we doing this to me? Why are we being rude?
Can I kill you?
No, that was a troll.
That was actually really dumb.
Better to block here.
Fuck.
Can I always use potion? Oh yeah.
WE'RE GONNA FEED!
Yipe!
Feeds on your fucking corpse, LOL.
This run looks cooked already, well that's because you're a fucking novice and you
wouldn't get it.
For the rest of us we all know what's happening here.
Shrug it off. It wasn't trying to leap!
Sleeping, an enemy is doing nothing this turn.
Slow, whenever you play a card, this enemy receives 10% more damage from attacks this
turn.
Your journey ends here, what the fuck?
that's huge shall we begin we're not tough bro
I need the draw feed
Upon pick up upgrade to random skills okay you are exhausted if you exhausted a
card in this turn and gain three energy lose three TV game to energy deal six
damage draw cards until you draw a non-attack card maybe forgotten ritual
could be good you know it's a broke blood there's the prime and heartbeat
sensor and red monkey and trembo oh I'm not gonna get anything from this though
that's fine wait what did I do wait what did I do wrong
wait did I make a wrong choice and now you guys are sad
I'm sad now. Oh geez. None of your cards exhaust, brah. Can you stop talking about
things that you're confidently incorrect about it's actually embarrassing by the way
I love question-marking correct plays is that funny to you but check this out
Well that fucking that that card is so good perfect and strike
It really isn't okay, bro like yeah, you're really tough and everyone likes you I'm sure you have a lot of friends
I do.
What frog parasite, huh?
Deal 12 damage, the next attack you play causes 0, stomp.
12 damage to all enemies costs. The next attack I play is 0, huh? Can I skip that for this
turn or does it do I have to do with this turn wait wait wait I'm a fucking genius
Ewww.
Wait. 12 of 14 at 12 is more than 36.
What the hell?
They multiplied.
Uh-oh.
Um.
I mean 10 damage, anyone gonna kill them?
But like maybe it's worth?
I can kill at least one.
And we'll do a defend here.
Wait, what does that say? If this isn't the- at the end of your turn, if this isn't your hand, take three damage.
Well, I'm kind of lucky, you know?
Oh, no.
Wow, am I lucky.
Holy fuck.
Start each combat with one strength.
Yay.
Aggression.
At the start of your turn, pick a random attack from your discard pile.
At the start of your turn, put a random attack from your discord pile into your hand and
upgrade it.
That sounds pretty good.
What the fuck is that?
A vine shambler?
My discard pot, wait wait wait, that's actually good.
And we'll put feed!
Bro, who was flaming my feed pick?
You guys are all dumb if you flamed it.
If you agree with me, you're smart.
Wait.
Oh no, we're good.
Wait a minute, a random attack from a disparate problem to your hand and upgrade?
Well, I might as well do that, right?
I might as well just kill it?
Okay, but I can min-max, bro.
I can use this and then upgrade something here and then kill it with feed.
The upgrade is for the fight.
Oh, mew shh.
the top card of your draw pile and exhaust it.
Why don't you know literally everything about the game, what is wrong with you?
Sorry, bro.
Another elite bird, the biggest bird.
What is that?
Territorial.
Let's turn and gain one strength.
What if I just parry you, pussy?
Big?
My discard pile.
But you can only upgrade a card once,
or like you can't go above green?
Like the feed plus?
Yeah.
I hope I have enough attack
to be able to fucking kill it next turn.
Shit. God damn it.
Ummm...
7, 7, 14, 13...
Draw three cards? Yeah, but like...
I mean, I could, but what's the point?
Bash then feed?
It's not gonna do enough.
Cause that's 11, and then it does 50% more damage.
I don't know if the game rounds up or down,
but if it rounds up, we'll say that's 20, 20.
Yeah.
Wait.
Yeah, no.
Freak man. Do I greed for it? I'm not killing it this turn anyway right?
Watch this shit. And then we get two cards here. Top deck feed. Come on. Wait but I
I can shrug it off?
I'm greedy.
Come on.
Give me it, give me it, give me it.
Yeah!
Fat little piggy.
At the end of turn 7, deal 50 damage to all enemies.
Okay.
Upper cut.
Deal 12 damage, and next time you play, cause 0.
That could be interesting.
That could be interesting.
be interesting.
But I'm going to take uppercut.
112 HP, Act 1, the throw will have to be very impressive.
Why not just like, hey man, you're doing a great job, you're doing a great job so far,
keep it up, bro.
What does innate?
Okay, but why, if it starts in my discard pile, I don't get it, like, I have to pull
it from my discard pile, right?
So what's the benefit of me starting this with the card in my hand?
Oh, that makes sense.
You really need to get smarter.
And you really need to find someone that loves you.
They're running out of time.
Ooh, pretty.
Ceremonial Beast.
That's not a race you want to start.
What is plow?
The first time Ceremonial Beast's HP reaches
150 or below, it becomes stunned
and loses all strength.
Enemy is supposed to be on my side by the way, I don't have to figure out about that.
Why do I feel like I'm about to lose?
Wait
Holy holy man
Wait this guy's getting his fucking ass me
What?
No!
Oh my god, you're so cringe.
I don't think I could have used it anyway, actually.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I don't think I could have used it anyway actually.
Fuck!
No I could have! I would have killed!
Oh my god!
Wait.
Bish.
and she's gone flex potion gain five straight in your turn lose five strength
colossus wait a minute like from unmovable the first time you gain block
from a card each turn double the amount gained gain five block you receive
50% less damage from Vulnerable enemies this turn that sounds pretty good actually
Sure
Brand is a game winning card well too late
Do you remember how it feels to dream it is good to sleep get an additional energy at the start of your third turn
And every turn after that
Enchant all the fans with goopy
You guys got a stuff
It's good to emerge I got a lot of money show
Eww, why does this thing move like that?
This enemy intends to apply afflictions on your co-
Affliction!
Eww, why does this thing move like that?
This enemy intends to apply afflictions on your co-
Affliction!
I
Mean it does more damage
What is your state?
See 50% less damage from attacks, deal attack, oh my fucking god, what is this bro?
Give me my shit back.
Colossus.
Oh, dude, should I greed for my feed?
Should I do it?
I'm doing it.
I'm such a pretty little piggy, aren't I?
I'll take my stolen card back.
Bloodletting.
Lose 3 HP, gain 3 energy?
That sounds really good.
Wait, do you think these guys are deadlock fans?
Each elite combat with two strength the first time you play a power each combat game six block start each combo with additional energy
Oh my god
Each time play five cards in a single turn deal 10 damage to all enemies
Okay, I'm confused our powers like passives
Basically? No, you have to play the card. So you play it once and then it's there for
the whole... okay.
I understand.
Is this actually good?
At the start of your turn, lose 1 HP and gain 8 block?
I guess.
I kinda wanna get rolling both of them, because it seems really...
So once I...
I have to spend 3 energy in a fight, and then every turn it'll do 5 damage plus 5 damage
plus 5 damage then plus 5 damage over and over.
Gotcha.
Trimble.
I mean it sounds fun so I'm gonna buy it.
If it's shit I don't care.
And we can get rid of some dog shit, maybe a strike.
solid
that was useless
wait
wait what
ah yeah
Sorry, my brain hurts.
God, the enemies are so fucking annoying, don't know.
Feeds on you.
I'm just thinking a little bit careful can't do too much of that
Cuz I could just use this and then ah whatever
Bro these extra skeletons are fucking stupid enemies by the way now
I don't know what I'm doing bro.
Top left stupid enemy?
Talk about me?
Rolling BALLER!
Oh my god.
Ah but I think he's going to do 10 damage.
Maybe not.
Rolling BALLER!
He's back.
Ah, but I think he's gonna do 10 damage.
Hmm, maybe not.
ROLLING BALLER!
He's back!
Part of iron game 7 plating. Oh geez wait. Have it plus. How will from beyond deal to-
I don't get how this fucking shit works. At the start of your turn plays from the exhaust
pile so I have to exhaust
Can I check my deck
Do I have a card that exhausts other cards?
I don't.
This card does, but then I can't get that card.
If you had brand, because I don't even know what the hell brand does.
Plus it's just good though. Yeah, but I don't really get it
So I'm just I'm I might just be dumb. I don't know guys
Deal damage equal number cards played this combat. That's pretty cool, but I can't bet anything. I'm poor so goodbye. Yeah, what's up solar?
I could do an elite combat. I'm kind of big
What is that? Is that a beehive?
An entomancer
Whenever this enemy is hit by an attack add one dazed into your draw pile
Wait, rolling boulder would be fucking...
Let's see, what's the top of my draw piles?
All right, let's top deck I
Don't know defend plus fuck it. Oh
I kind of wanted oh geez, but now it's exhaust. Oh geez Louise
Ow, where's my boulder at?
I
Can see that as bold
That was a fucking pebble bro
Wait a minute it's getting bigger
Shit is like I don't want to use feed. Oh, is it greedy to save feed for a boss?
Wow, holy ass crack.
Uh oh.
Where's off? Uh-oh.
Bro, that shit is so fucking dumb.
Oh, here it comes!
Oh my god. Watch this feed top that goes sicko. Wait, but it won't even kill.
We topped like a strike here.
Okay.
Oh, but the boulder's gonna kill!
Oh, man.
Shout out, boulder.
Oddly smooth still.
still. I'll be taking that. Deal 9 damage, increase this card's damage by 5 this combat.
Honestly, these all kind of stink. Wait, check the upgrade how. Oh. Nah. Trash.
Extra energy doesn't carry over to the next turn, right?
No.
Bitch.
At the end of your turn, if this isn't your hand,
take five, oh I lost, okay.
So I just lose.
Smart.
Oh, but I can play.
top deck me no hold man I'm just like doing random bull I'm just doing like
Fucking bullshit, bro
I'm gonna take 10 damage from this though that sucks
Like I could just kill this guy with these two and then get rid of a top well
It's only three damage
I'm thinking right now
Okay, I have an idea.
We're gonna kill you, and then we will take this and get rid of one of the youths and call
it a day.
I kill him super to have his blessedness with good variety, but I have good variety
all the time.
Wait, but I'm not gonna be able to do it.
Flex potion? No, it's not going to do enough to out.
What if I become a greedy little pig? Please?
Watch this top deck.
Come on, come on.
Top deck me, feed!
Wait!
Come on.
Yes!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Clap.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hold on now.
I don't know if I'm strong enough to fight the elite, I'm scared.
Damn it lived
Wait, that's actually ideal because now check out this feeling about the draw. Oh, yeah. Oh
Yeah
But I'm weak
He can't kick it. Oh shit
That says 23 damage
What if I block here, what if I defend and then a headbutt and then draw shrug it off
Oh, but then if I lose seed...
I don't think I can do enough damage.
Oh, I have heat in my inventory.
Wait.
32?
10?
23?
33.
That's enough.
Right?
That's enough.
Right?
But then I can't see!
Does this nincompoop ever use ritual?
What the hell is this?
Yeah, but like I don't like it.
What I'm thinking really hard here.
Okay, check this out.
Noooooooo!
Greedy Piggie!
It's fine though, it's fine.
It's not the end of the world, guys. It's not the end of the world.
Say I hate using potions or maybe I'm just using them better than you could ever imagine.
Thoughts on that?
Doubt?
Cool.
Exhaust all not attack cards gain 5 block for each card exhausted.
Headbutt plus is pretty decent.
I need to rest.
I need to rest.
I'm getting a little low.
Sturdy clamp up to 10 block persists across turns.
Ooh, that sounds pretty good.
You are learning quickly.
It's inspiring.
Thank you.
Can I take on an elite?
I got it.
I'm tough.
What the fuck is that?
prison why does it say it's gonna do 22 damage
well I did that at a pointer oh geez
love the boulder. Feed! That's good. It's actually really nice. Now I can save feed.
pussy parries you nothing personnel
BOLDER!
feed
nice wait guys I'm kind of fucking hooking no
Oh my god, I have so much fucking
Smoked, Ili
Ili? Hey, thanks, bro
Oh, but I drew both of my feet. Wait, wait, why'd I get it? Wait, what? I'm getting really confused. FEED!
weak potion sounds good happy flower it's the it's the flower from pants pants
pants zombies sword boomerang plus and kind of sounds like shit skip plants for
zombies what the hell is that a hunter killer
I mean I can't do shit here you're so fucking dead no no cuz I'm gonna leak in
this guy. Notice how he's in my brain there? Impressed? Rare for you? No, actually quite
comment for a guy like me.
Still hurt like a bitch though.
Why does this guy take ten hours per turn because I'm learning the fucking game jackass like fucking
You're so pressed like
Does anyone in your life love you
Feed says you I'm well loved probably play the top three cards of your draw pile
okay barricade block is not removed at the start of your turn yeah but I already have
I have a sturdy clam so it's like do I care?
Yeah?
Oh
I do?
Really?
You guys aren't just trolling?
Oh I hate these fuckers
Oh God
Wait if I had five strength strength one string this is one is just one attack bonus, right?
Like one strength is one attack one damage
So okay, so this will do 12, 24, 20 is 44, 18 does not, it's 62, fuck!
Wait, but...
Oh, I didn't know that you- Wait, that's fine!
I didn't know I used them automatically!
That's okay.
Maybe I should have read more.
Holy fuck, his brain is throbbing with knowledge.
Where guys is a hundred forty seven HP a lot
Yeah, you are big Lee's one misty as yeah, no my god
This run basically doesn't count at this point
Fight me game deal five damage twice game to strength and it begins one strength interesting
What in the fuck is that?
Gains 14 block upon first being hit, okay, um, bitch.
He lost his first ever run which is surprising in itself, give this one to him?
Bro, what do you mean?
I popped off on that run.
I'm being baited, I'm being baited, I'm being baited.
Lich.
Popped off in the tutorial?
All right, bro, chill on me.
uppercut plus I like that I'm getting ready to feed I'm prepping my feed
you got pummeled by the boss that okay yeah but that's bro it's like not even
I fall that boss fucking pound me
Have a feed of my disco I do wait a minute
So bang
So this will go on top and this but then this will go on top of the top and
Then we can do this and the next round I draw my feed. Oh
But it has armor
That's fine, and then I'm so big and greedy.
Deal 9 damage if you lost, I should be able to draw 1 card.
All right let me heal up.
Okay proceed.
What the fuck?
The knowledge demon?
Gonna help?
Useless?
Awesome.
That's huge.
But not really.
That's huge. But not really. Make your choice. Draw one fewer card each turn. That sounds
awful so I'm going to take this integration
I mean
Bish
Um, okay.
This is fine.
He's going to heal himself, so we're fucking cheating.
Okay he heals for 30, am I cooked?
Oh my god.
It's fine.
Make your choice.
At the end of your turn, take 7 damage.
You cannot play more than three cards each turn.
Surely that's not like stacked on top of the six
that I take, right?
It does?
Okay, well, I'm taking sloth.
I have to, oh, I did it, oh, I'm trolling, oh my god.
Okay, this is fine maybe my streamer so ass chill on me
I can win this probably
No, but I can't do that now!
Wait, but I have SWAFT!
Can your turn take 8 damage gain 1 less energy per turn?
Oh jeez.
My ball is gonna fucking carry me.
do I agree for it i'm doing it i should probably got perfected strike actions
yeah oh my god no it's not
Oh
Bader
Bader
Huge also everyone that thinks they know the game by the way did you know this in chat
they were like what the fuck are you blocking against he's not even attacking this turn
doesn't realize that I used fucking barricade so my armor stayed they're just I mean it's
It's like I'm day one and I'm already fucking out mental gapping them.
It's disgusting.
So weak, but you have potential.
Use this weapon.
Transform up to six cards into mall.
Mall deal five damage twice increase the damage of all mall cards by one this combat
Interesting choose three attacks in your deck and turn them with instinct decrease the cost of this card by one
Spike gauntlets get energy at the start of each turn
Powers cost one more
Wait, so if I just, what if I just did like strike, strike, strike, strike, strike,
and then maybe...
Oh, but that ruins perfected.
Hold on.
How do I go back?
You can't.
Save and quit.
Is this, is this saves coming?
I won't tell anyone, oh okay.
I mean I could change perfected into them all.
perfect will it keep the plus like does that make sense look if I change it into
that will it keep the plus no okay that's stupid
but maybe this is better anyways then I can do one more
I don't know, it's a fuck's spite, bro.
Wait, it does! You guys just lied to me for no reason.
Wait a minute, hold on, then.
Nah!
What?
Sure.
Proceed.
What the hell?
Devoted Sculptor.
Colossus, okay, well that's just ass, but whatever
At the end of the turn game nine strength that's
Um, it's not just goes like indefinitely your leg what's going on
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's just 22 twice.
16, 19, 19, 16.
OK, so we headbutt.
Headbutt, feed, feed.
It doesn't matter, but whatever.
Feed, feed.
They're calling them the smartest slay-to-spire player
of all time, by the way.
Body slam?
Booosh!
Wait, he's even hitting the...
Booosh!
You're down.
Punching the flock out of you.
Whenever a scroll of biting kills unblocked-
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
Don't do that now.
I kind of need my HP.
I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just griefing.
Move down.
Feed, feed, mall, headbutt.
So we mall.
Feed, feed.
Oh my god, I have so much HP!
Breakthrough? Lose one HP? That seems pretty decent, maybe.
Shrug it off plus could be good too.
So then I can get a big body slam.
The Lost.
When killed but turn all stolen strength to the player it steals my strength and my dexterity. What are you talking about?
Boulder me
And I guess all that
The border handle them
Exhaust your hand, deal 6 damage for each card exhausted.
Do I care about anything here?
Yeah, kind of.
Relax, I'll handle it.
Relax, I'll handle it.
I
Just use it this feed I think I don't want to be too greedy
You guys are sucking me off big Lee and I don't like it
Nice
Maybe Body Slam could be big soon.
I want to feed.
Need to feed.
as me enough.
Oh, that's so fucking awesome.
Oh, that stupid bow there, why I was gonna f-
At the end of your turn, one random attack to your hand is played against a random enemy.
At the end of your turn, one random attack against your hand is played against a random
enemy.
Maybe.
This or that.
Arms suddenly jet out from a nearby hole, clutching a suspicious bag of riches in a
clearly cursed relic.
I'm just gonna swap, lose 6 HP, gain 65 gold, add a clumsy tier deck, obtain a random relic.
I think we're going with that.
Game piece, whenever you play a power draw one card.
That seems decent.
I'm okay with that.
Cut that, get it? Cause that was the-
You missed.
Globehead, powers are afflicted with galvanized, galvanized you take 6 damage when this card
is played.
He's thinking.
Ah, thanks, Laps!
can be put into the title and pronounce the name of the character and subject that as you will vote
we all know we all knew that actually
oh i'm stupid as fuck
that's day one aot fun fact for via knowledge
now
I need a feed.
I don't know defend scales now.
It only scales because I got a power up for it.
A noob like you wouldn't know though.
Oh, wait.
Wasn't paying attention
Hey
Whatever you lose each pain you're trying to gain to strength
Is that for each instance of HP I lose
It's bad there's no way that can be bad
Bing bing bing treasure me
Well another Gorgia very nice
Debating what I want to do.
Upgrade Boulder?
Wait, can I do that?
YOOOOO!
Oh, wait, that kind of fucking, I mean, I thought it was, I mean...
What is that?
A fabricator, huh?
He's summoning monsters, huh?
High voltage.
This enemy intends to attack for 16 damage.
Why?
Smart.
Minions abandoned combat without their leader wait on the lows can I just kill this guy this
turn maybe I swear this guy just dies I did it again I did the thing again I did
the fucking thing again I'm so stupid
stupid pussy
Gambler's Brew. Discard any number of cards then draw that many.
Okay.
I kind of like to shrug it off maybe.
I can take on an elite.
Give me something good deal 15 damage and me loses 10 strength this turn
kind of wasting my barriers but that's fun oh what is artifact warf actually was
perfect okay inflame me defend me
Oh, shit, I'm stupid.
Boosh!
You don't have Barricade?
Yeah, I noticed that.
Oh, excuse me?
Take two damage.
Let's just kind of shit from you.
So I can just do this.
This.
This.
No!
No, not feed!
Wait guys
This game might be all right
40 damage I would prefer if you didn't
Ow.
That's a lot of damage.
But is it better than mauling?
I don't think so.
Um...
Um...
Sure.
I guess. I don't know.
I don't know.
Why did I get another burn?
Wait, I can do this?
Oh, I'm fucking owning this pussy.
You can't be real.
Listen, man, I'm on my second fucking run.
I'm doing better than you've literally ever done in your entire slay-the-spire fucking career, okay?
So give me a favor and stop talking
25 21 that's not gonna be enough. No, it's actually perfectly enough. That's 46
I had a ball anyway.
Whenever you enter a rest site, start the next combat with initial energy.
Bitch boy mad, says first time chatter.
Well, I'm at a merchant.
Upon pickup, upgrade to random attacks.
Strikes and defends, gain ethereal.
If this card is in your hand at the turn, it is exhausted
Prayer wheel normal enemies can drop an additional card reward
Master of strategy draw three cards exhaust
Wait, is that smart?
Wet still in me?
Oh, sure.
Navigating through an endless sea of corpses, you find a mad scientist scavenging for various
scraps.
including a cable fighter and your TensorFlow next atrocity device how about
it I guess so make a power or make a skill gain eight block power at the end
of combat upgrade a random card game to strength game to dexterity
Sure.
Okay, thank you.
Run is over, next fight.
The Queen and Torchhead Amalgam.
Moosh!
Sorry.
There's a binding.
Eek!
Use your potions, I kind of keep forgoring, not going to lie.
Vulnerable weak...
I'm sorry.
My attacks...
Okay.
99 turns, huh?
Only one bound card can be played each turn.
Oh, I'm weak as hell.
Might be a throw, but I'm doing it.
Okay, this fucker's almost dead.
You hate ads, do you?
Thanks a bunch for finding e-dams.
Wait, this is a free win.
Oh my god, boulder me.
I don't even care, boulder me.
Oh my god
Yeah, what the fuck?
I should have definitely done expected fight, I just wasn't thinking
I'm like my brains I'm all about it a little bit. Let me lock in
Shit on
Oh my god, I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning.
Boulder?
Are you out, Boulder?
Mesh.
Wait, is this dead?
No, not quite.
Close, though.
Ah, m-m-m-m-m.
Oh my god, there's a blue rim!
Give me a feed to end it off.
That'd be so funny.
I forgot about that.
I won!
So the Archdemons that all has arrived threaten.
Kill. Holy shit on.
Huh?
You dealt 1240 damage to the architect, but it wasn't enough.
The architect still stands by taking 36,558,945,000,
38 damage from all who have faced him. Excuse me?
What?
What?
A piece of an imagined beginning of the world.
Countless ways to kill, to feed, to proliferate, I suggested from his...
The architect is based on 4BTW.
No, I don't think so.
Is there like...
I'm assuming nobody knows what the hell that thing is?
Was it like that in Slate of Spire 1 as well?
Or what?
Yeah.
Well, how do we beat the architect then?
Question mark.
Oh, it's early access.
Oh my god, bruh!
Blood potion, soldiers stew, ash water.
The ironclad's rage did not be tamed. Ascension difficulties can be activated when starting a run.
All the ironclad's enemies are shown no mercy. All the ironclad's ironclad,
Where is everyone?
Red Skull, holy. Paper Frog.
Ruin helmet.
Bigly.
More like chat one you didn't make a single decision without their approval. Can you hop off the muts?
All right y'all I'm gonna go eat
I'm gonna eat and he'll never play it again. You don't know that
That is pretty good. I'll eat it
Um, is it better than Balochro?
What do we think, y'all?
Plays the best game of all time?
I don't hate it!
Okay, I think it's a bit of a stretch to say Slay the Spire is the best game of all
time, guys.
I'm Vianna. I think it's a little bit of a stretch.
Um...
I think like you know we have to consider Elden Ring.
First of all, you know, what is going on the front page of Twitch, by the way, I just like opened up
Thank you. Thank you smurf smurf. He's in there W mods W mods
What's going on here guys?
anyways
All right, I'm out. I'm gonna eat
Peace and love everybody
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