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another day of powerful performances that leaves everyone's jaw agape wondering how it's possible a man can be so strong
03-16-2026 · 7h 14m
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smart
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yo what up everyone
what up everyone
smart.
Okay.
What up?
How's everyone doing? What up y'all?
smart my two yo daughter still calls you bro when she sees one of your thumbnails I
Can't actually watch them around you anymore because she was learning other less fun words
Who's fault is that?
Is that my
Is that my fault
Yeah
I don't know I don't really seem like it's my fault
Her first words were on the loaks smart
Hello
You know what slime messes me about that today actually?
About all the loaks?
Stop making stuff up!
Why would I lie about someone messaging me?
Is it because it doesn't happen to you?
Therefore you think it's impossible?
because nobody would want to talk sorry I'll stop I'll stop before I keep going
Bonjour
did you do you do you do you do you do you do you guys Taylor Swift message me
dude okay first of all are you comparing slime and Taylor Swift no
offense to slime at all but like I think Taylor Swift is just a little
be more popular. Second of all, um, I'm friends with slime and you're not friends with Taylor
Swift, bro. Why is it hard to believe? I don't get it. Smart.
I am very sick and have lost my voice I understand what it must be like to be an unemployed chud
like you your streams have kept me company thank you three hope you get better bro you're
They're kind of the Brian Scalabrini of streamers.
No.
No, I don't think so.
Yo, where do you think this is going to be?
Prime Zero IQ and Silly World and Derrick and Swaggy.
They sort of want advice.
They said 20 bits.
Thunder and Real Shen Zero and Cairo Ruby and Daniel.
Thanks everyone.
Yo, guys.
Quick question.
Why wasn't Chainsaw Man nominated for best music?
Can we talk about that?
Can we talk about that or what?
Yeah, it wasn't even nominated for Best Animated Film?
I mean, K-pop Demon Hunter was like obviously going to win that, just because of how fucking
popular it was.
But it didn't like a hello?
That was the funniest shit I've ever heard you say on stream, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
When I say the Reset Arc Chainsawman movie might be one of the fucking best animated movies ever, like it is what it is, bro. I'll call it as I see it.
Like that's not even a joke either, by the way.
Yeah, I can agree with that.
I can agree with that one.
You've seen two anime movies first of all jackass I didn't say anime I said
animated you are the fucking brainwalk brain-rotted weave that thinks that
anything animated has to be anime that has to be like your mind automatically
went to anime all right so step back second of all I've seen more than two
anime movies okay bitch
Wait, you're him.
What can I say?
I try, bro.
Haters will say it's fake.
Haters will say it's fake?
what Shane Taylor shoved the Rizzler and Big Justice got revenge with a spear
bro I feel like I haven't heard about the Rizzler in a fucking minute
So why is he shoving like a 10 year old by the way?
of schmidawg. Can't go these 200 bits lightly. There's a 51 prime PB sandwich. It's the prime
Avery next to 21. Sign the cell next to 200 bits. G-cell next to 18 months.
Smart.
What's popping? Check the out channel in your discord. Someone made a version of the
felonies Dracula parody with actual production and background.
Oh, you mean the music video that shows raw 9-11 footage that they didn't tell me
about ahead of time that we watched on stream yesterday? Yeah, I think I'll be good
on watching that I didn't want a second time but thanks for the fucking offer man appreciate
it no thanks
I'll pass
smart
hello
bonjour
hello
Bonjour.
Hello.
BAM BAM!
Super, I used to have your pick as my wallpaper and that made both my ex-girlfriends insecure.
It's awesome.
That's fire.
Yo punani thanks for 25 month prime, appreciate it.
Don't worry, I can't let my other video with just raw pornography on the screen.
No.
No thanks bro.
No thanks bro.
No, thanks, bro
Why did you have to curse me with your luck? I ordered Wendy's and they forgot my bro Wendy's
I think have they fallen off, bro. They never get my shit, right?
Hey!
Nuda's your barber?
Okay, Moz.
No medics nearby.
Moz.
Ago.
Ago.
Ago.
Ago?
I'm not too far.
You just know Leon would kick his ass
say some dumb shit like playtime's over. Hmm, you just might be right about that. Let's
see what the comments say.
Oh, my timeline has been nothing but these dumb fucking Leon tweets, bro.
Sorry, I'm a bit too old to be playing with toys. I think I'll be asking for a refund.
This toy was a little too easy to break. Oh my God, it looks like this toy's story's
Oh, it's so stupid.
Welcome to my playhouse, asshole.
Marvel Rivals Hit List, super.
Have you fallen off?
Huh?
Why am I not on the Marvel Rivals Hit List?
It's me, X. We can negotiate.
No slurs.
Don't recommend you ignoring, because I've got 10 plus
accounts, eternity plus, and 20 people ready to run you
down every game, just letting you know.
I can increase your bounty to $50 per game.
Not glazing myself, but you don't want to mess with me.
What the fuck?
Careful?
Oh, we just have leg degeneracy here, huh?
We just have like degenerates here or what?
Nice chill chill chat come down Jesus. Holy fuck chill
The reason why I'm not on the fucking rivals bounty list is because I don't play rivals that much anymore also
Um, because I'm too beloved to get ran down.
True?
Bonjour.
True?
Dude dude dude dude dude dude dude.
Yo Dank, you calling this pretty much?
Luke thinks the 20 month prime is info, they said 10 month prime, so...
You are so ran through though, brother, what are you typing, man?
Yeah, thanks for watching Rocket.
Appreciate that bro.
It's over 5 years man.
You know what I only thought about recently?
So if you think about it, your resub actually is on your 13th month, resub by the way.
Because think about it, when your 12 month resub starts, that's 11 months, right?
Because your one month starts on the first day that you resub, or the first day that
you sub.
So then your two months sub is one month.
Do you get what I mean?
So obviously when you resub for the 12th month, you'll finish at 12,
but you've only subbed for a year once the 13th month.
Can you look the season 15 Winston shops break all toxic treats?
You got what I'm saying?
That's so cute, he's thinking so hard.
I'm not even, it doesn't require that much brain power to be honest with you, I just thought
that was a little bit of a fun fact, I'm not like, sweating for it or anything, um.
You know.
I'm not sweating it.
What is this, pal?
What is this, pal?
What is this?
This is tough.
This is tough.
Huge.
That's 30 flames.
Yo, Bedman next to 5 months off, fellow Zerath next to 3 months, appreciate it, just pay
in next to 50 on Prime, so Meepo next to 3 month Prime.
Bum bum bum.
Actually, do you have the woke mind virus?
Um.
I don't know.
I don't know what that means to be honest with you.
It's supposed to like storm big Lee tonight, isn't it?
You're gonna get a big one in about three or so days
please?
That's what you have just cracked to your last night's vaude, how's your day going
Kee?
Um, I'll do alright bro.
Is that the key to uh, is that the key to getting laid is slay this fire?
so that's going on here
yeah bro i can't believe it
fucking change the man movie didn't get nominated it's actually bullshit
whoever the fuck the academy is
they got a lot to fucking
No one watching that weeb shit, says Umbra Panumbra?
Guys, you know you can like things that are made in Japan without being a weeb, by the
way.
Smart.
How do you buy it for all?
I just thought I'd throw that out there.
I just thought I would like, you know.
What are you watching, sinners bro?
I don't know man.
I haven't watched.
I actually haven't watched like anything in so long, like I haven't watched a movie or a show in a long time, I gotta be honest.
Um, I think you just made that up, to be honest with you, but thanks for the two month prom.
Jeppe thinks that I'm prime, not a Mokko, these twibits, is this tough?
Okay, what are these edits?
All that money and can't afford VBOX and better emotes.
What's wrong with this guy?
Also check my last donno. What is wrong with this fucking guy?
This is what you look like at the streamer awards, okay, don't I bet?
Do I agree with this deadlock take?
Hey, super. No melee.
Me and the boys are chilling in monkey meadows, right?
He's already copped with nothing good, you know, and there'll be lights coming up.
New meta, new, new meta, no melee.
I see the vision.
Nah.
Nah.
Honestly, it's crazy, CSM wasn't nominated at least.
What is this nominee called Hamnet?
What the fuck is a Hamnet?
Don't live in the ocean. We don't need that shit Marty supreme. Why is my jersey Mike's order nominated for an Oscar one?
Battle after another that's just a typical day watching. Okay, bro. I'm not
Even approaches. I'm not saying it has to fucking win. It just should be nom the first of all
I'm talking about best animated movies
smart what kind of character do you want next in day l?
what kind of character do you want next in deadlock?
i don't know
yeah man my love takes from shroud the guy who thought arc raiders was the best game of 2025
speed laugh smart happy birthday month super
you
you
you
you
you
Love you are sorry man. Yo Dylan makes that 10 months bro appreciate it
I bet on you wearing your discord hoodie today uncle she thank you for making my parley hit
But you probably got like a fucking what 1% return on that
I got you something
Yo Cathedral next time get this stuff as well, appreciate it, thank you very much.
I would transition for you SuperTF, that's a, that's a, that's awesome. You don't have
to do that though.
Smart. Two million years.
Yo big pop of cheese except to your prime sub
Too late, I mean that's chill. I mean do it for you though. Don't do it for me. You know, I mean
Whenever it's my speedrunner army 9, I'm not I kind of want to try insanity mode though people say that in sanity mode is kind of fucking hard
You could say it's insanity
What are you gonna speed run getting a girlfriend loser boy?
Um
I don't know, bro.
I ain't got that planned, I guess.
Chat really obsessed with super dating lately.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true, bro.
This bum needs a gf stack as why why do I need a girlfriend immediately why why do
Why do I need a girlfriend?
Got bearded fine-brained straff are asking if he's ever considered fart burge instead
It's just that's amazing bro
You getting older you may never get pregnant if you wait any longer, bro. I don't I don't I can't even get pregnant to begin with
Okay, I
Got you something you sir jump just as I think it's a fart bird appreciate it, bro
Nope.
Sorry about your infertility.
Can you just give us a heads up
when you're ready to enter the dating scene again?
We got no chance when you come back.
Y'all give your heads up, bro.
Guys, what do you think? Should I download Hinge? Is that the play?
Ha ha ha!
What do you think, y'all?
Download Reia? What is Reia?
Is that just another dating app?
I fear what Philly Hinge looks like.
Bro, what do you think?
You act like it's just fucking straight criminals on there bro.
Right as hinge for rich people?
Wait, an exclusive membership based private community and dating app is on for individuals
in creative industries.
It uses a rigorous vetting process often requiring referrals to curate users making
it popular among celebrities.
I don't think I would get accepted to this.
I don't think I would get accepted to that shit.
Pokey got accepted?
Okay well, guys, I don't know if you knew this, but Pokey is a little bit more popular
and famous than me.
I don't know if you knew that.
Hello.
I think I saw something on Twitter a while.
Didn't she get like, flown out to something by like Louis Vuitton
and like they dressed her up and everything?
Like guys, I don't know if you knew this.
I'm not getting calls from Louis Vuitton.
Like that's not...
How embarrassing.
Did you see what our amazing secretary of health just posted?
Um, no, I don't really look at what?
Fucking Kennedy posts secretary Kennedy
I'm gonna take this semi of the ring!
Polishing strikes!
Stand up!
One of maneuver!
And a rotation!
And a massive slam!
This is incredible!
It's great.
This shit is tough as hell and we all know it.
Your chat is just too liberal to admit it.
Nope.
Nope.
Honestly, I don't know if I care too.
Hey, super tip, I need some advice.
Long story short, a girl I was friends with
that had a major crush on in high school
contacted me up to nearly five years of ghosting me.
She wrote this long apology for cleaning my shit
and abandoning me and wanting to be friends again.
This is the first time she has abandoned me, by the way,
and even didn't go to my graduation despite saying
she would rather back in my life
or do I cut her off?
Sounds like you know the answer to that question, bro.
Sounds like you know the answer to that question yourself,
I'mma be honest.
When is the 2A cosplay?
Fake fan spotted, fake fan spotted.
It's A2. Not 2A. And I'm not cosplaying A2. Why? Um, because I don't feel like it.
I already did 2B.
SuperDiv is guaranteed a cosplay character from the next Overwatch collab no matter what
it is.
I don't think that's true.
Hello there. Hello.
Smart. Silver Cosplay are good tail.
I don't know.
Smart. Superplay Bossy again.
Bossy? But I already beat Bossy.
I already beat Bossy, bro. Why would I play it again?
Smart.
Getting my song in before games start also hope everyone has had a good day. Yes, even you super and thanks, bro
you two men
smart
Leon Kennedy I can do a Leon cosplay to see your back after the break
Excuse me now what break dope
Thanks Depp, do you think it's a five-year prime sub, bro?
Pounds you.
Hey, super, dark monkey here.
Me and the boys are chilling in monkey meadows, RN.
Just wondering, what's your favorite monkey slash cross path in our beloved blooms?
I don't know.
Or care.
Thoughts?
Do I have drops on?
There should be drops.
I just don't put it, I didn't put it in my title yet.
Are there drops?
Free falling window
I'll put drops in my title
There drops
Can we at least get a lady Demetrescu cosplay?
fight me Leon show me your motivation you don't stand a chance
version when fighting me even a devil may crop bro the stupid fucking picture is
just the stupid soysmerk bro I keep seeing this picture and that's just all
I think of when I see this shit it's so stupid
Give me a meat boy and free my whole I want to suck on your cocking bottle finches again.
Dark monkey again. We, yes we all wish for realms, truthfully.
Ah, I forgot to ask you.
Everyone in this chat when they see a slightly nice looking girl.
What? Do you guys do this with your boys?
Oh corporate link. Oh geez Louise and he's yeah, you know, I think I'm just gonna pass on this one
Sorry, bro. Oh like I'm actually good on that
And this song is so far okay, well, I also just can't listen to it on this or it's gonna get the bottom you did so
smart you know
punchback of Notre Dame is fire? I haven't even seen that shit, bro
a loser? why does it make me a loser? speaking of leon, what is this? oh i saw this! also
Am I crazy or is this motherfucka tall as hell?
One piece character?
Told you to send what bro?
Yeah, I'm actually so good on this.
The Red sends an astral projection to Horus it must know as the HRAD by MacArthur's forces.
Eagle lion moves.
Like I feel like Warhammer has to be like the biggest 40 year old dad hobby ever, no?
Like who is in the war?
I'm sorry I just can't.
I can't.
I have no...
I actually don't think I've cared about something less than Warhammer.
It's just so, it just seems so boring.
The girlies love 40K?
I don't think that's true.
Don't think a single girlie has watched this video?
What do you think the 40k theories YouTube demographics look like?
Well, I'm at I'm at like a cool 8% on YouTube
What what's he looking at?
Speed again about me to have a hang on I made some the feet look at what is this?
Another doubter, a knight to remember, cover, and parody.
Something you'll leave and you'd already forgotten the M's fam guarantee.
Chud scam his chad.
I played variety last night, so...
I took your word
As something I couldn't trust
What a fool I was
To believe the as-fam
Guarantee
Cheated us
Now, DSM Friday
Under my dark wings
You insulted me
And called in to question my naivety
How could I believe you
From now on I'll turn to become our daughter Gouda
There Way it Для
Free me Dwarf We'reizam
To crazy they took a dog shit song and made it peek
whoa
whoa
careful
I would even have taken some NCSR guns, get you some of these.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
have taken some MCSR runs get you forgot your guarantee
Bro I don't-
Oh my god look
Forgot our SFAM Guarantee
Under Mind are Please
Just to get CREAT
By and E you raced the entire game
How could I believe you
from now on I'll turn to becoming the your number one
the your number one
don't know about that one
the your number one
is that lyricism?
Fire.
You try to make lyrics?
I could probably do a pretty good parody.
I don't know what I would make it of.
I also like...
What's like the best way to like...
Put lyrics over an instrumental. It's just like FL Studios. That's not the easiest way or what?
Hey super dart monkey here again. We yes, we all miss blues. Don't act like you're above it
They literally did that in the song, by the way.
It was a night enchanting night.
No, that's so different.
I can't even believe you're even here.
I should ban you for being that stupid.
No offense, but like a little bit.
That is, they said,
it was a night,
it was a night enchanting night is so different
than, what was it again?
The, your number one, are we trolling?
He said it
They say it was a night becoming a the
Your number one. What the fuck?
That's just not even close to the same
I mean I still like it don't get it twisted. I'm just like you know constructive criticism if you will
After watching E-Money play RE9, I can compensate out the worst gamer on Twitch.
Wait, did you guys see this fucking clip of Tarex playing Resident Evil 9, like it's fucking valorant?
What is this guy doing, bro?
What like what is this guy doing?
Nah, he's gonna take too long finding like this, I'm not gonna lie bro.
What?
Was Jeff spitting here?
I never understand anything hostile about it or being rude about it.
But I understand being upset and I understand voicing your opinion.
But like if a game comes out and you don't want to play it and you've never played it,
shut the fuck up.
No one cares.
Like we don't need to hear that you weren't into it.
What is with this, oh my god, I'm so upset they decided to make this game that I have
no interest in, like, I'm not running to the internet every time there's like a TV show
on.
He's talking about you?
How could he be talking about me by the way?
I want you to explain that to me.
Well I'm not watching any TV shows either, but like, like, who cares about my opinion
if I'm not gonna play it?
And if I've never played it, like why does my opinion matter on that?
I'll tell you what it does, like as a game developer who's been in charge of teams who
has the ability to like do something about it, I just fucking ignore you.
That's all you've accomplished is like, ah, I guess I'm not like gonna listen to you
anymore because you're so off the deep end that it's not even worth listening to
you. This is for you about Hell Divers 2 by the way except it literally couldn't be
because I gave Hell Divers 2 a try and I fucking hated it. It's a nice try. At that point I literally
Played the game and hated it
Do you agree with Jella here screw lyric writing give us one of these explanations, what is this?
The flip reset is a technique that allows the user to regain his flip without touching a solid surface
Activated by pressing all four wheels of the car into the ball at once, it confuses the game into thinking the player has landed on a surface and reactivates their flip as an added bonus due to the conditions at which the flip was gained.
The usual 1.75 second timer that is enforced on flips after leaving a surface is not a plan.
Strong flip reset users such as Bruce are able to shift the momentum of their attacks at any moment, leaving a near impossible situation for the defender who has to cover dozens of options.
In a 1 vs 1, the flip reset is the most dangerous mechanic. Aside from the air dribble bump of course.
Tell me this doesn't want you to hop on a rocket league, no I fucking hate rocket league.
Sorry.
Sneaky Sock 311 Prime, uh, Chaldex 7 Prime, uh, Wasabi and 88XP and Dartmonkey and
Jimmy Finkel and Regency, thanks everybody.
Cause you're bad at it, yeah cause I'm fucking bad at it the hell.
Cause I fucking suck.
Are you kidding me?
I shivered beneath you
all wrapped up in embers
it was a night
engine
You hate it because you're not good at it
and your ego can't handle you being not better than most
Bro
I
I wasn't good at deadlock when I started
I wasn't good at fucking Tekken
I wasn't good at Street Fighter
Smart
Oh god
Wait, hello?
Why did he change SuperTF.com?
Why did he fucking change it?
Can I even...
I mean there's a picture of the fucking 9-11 thumbnail on here so like do I really want
Want to show this?
Are you hiding history?
I'm just
Why'd you make that picture bro? No Steph you made that fucking picture
Robert Gertrude known as supertiep is a Japanese twister man for professional player
He is primarily available for a series of documented incidents in his unconventional living and employment arrangements.
Born in 1996, nationality Japanese, Twitch streamer, content creator, known for documented controversies at regular employment practices, channel SuperTF credentials claimed.
Born in 1996, and is of Japanese origin, he claims to hold a high school diploma, though this assertion has not been independently verified and is disputed by multiple sources.
Not not quite
A large residential property described by observers as a giant mansion
My brother is not homeless. No
One of his residents has been documented to have a visibly non-level floor. No, also not true by the way
Who the fuck is Gertrude? That's what I'm saying, bro
Editors allegedly reside in a basement area on his property, charged rent for this accommodation
and received no monetary compensation.
Not true, by the way.
Thunder by Imagine Dragons.
No, not quite, bro.
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I'm pretty sure that's not even true, I know who made this, but it's just not, I don't
think it's, it's not, it's not, it's just not true.
True won't check the citation who made it it's fucking ciders, bro
Hello
tonight
Suuuu-
Goody-
Ah, yeah.
Remember...
Broom-broom-broom-broom!
Guys?
I got a P.
No one can hide from my sight.
Already? Bro, it is what it is, man.
What do you want me to do about it?
I gotta fucking take a piss.
Are you gonna stop me?
Superbop tail.
Guys, did you hear that fucking Will Smith smack Chris Rock at the Oscars tonight? What the fuck?
You know Timberwolf thinks I'm on prems up bro Levi thinks I'm 13 months
Bro my power went out while I was sleeping by the way. What's that about guys? How'd that happen?
You ate up all the power no not quite
Um smart who asked now watch this watch what what am I watching
Are these things real
Would you guys believe the first two song requests of the day?
We're fucking Jane Doe and Dracula, by the way.
What the hell?
I want to be alone in this world.
I want to be alone in this world.
Kill this all you hate me.
Hate you?
And wants you to die?
Just kidding.
She might find a cat
But not no no Cody
Are you tapping into Tekken's new competition
What the hell is this?
3d footage
What is this bro?
Ok
Yup
BITCH
We beat it in the ass
Let's go
Ah damn
Someone asked me who's bread, it was the song Overwatch today?
Mine.
Mine.
What is this, Mr. Sleepy Man?
Way past his bedtime to out of control.
Make a mess of everything you find and turn bedtime talent against you.
Okay, I'm getting pizza tower and Simpsons hitting one from this thoughts.
Sleeps all day and night
What? Hello, sleepy streamer
Mr. Sleepy Man, get out of bed, sleeping all day until he can
Ain't tired of playing in the past, fell down a steam in the dream cast
Yeah, what's up, what's up Chang, thanks for the 24-month-prime stop bro, double thanks for the 20 days.
Um, because it's a link bro, but I still see it, so it's okay, chill, you're good bro.
You're good, bro Super won't play this because he's too afraid
to like something outside of anime adjacent or FPS slop.
Okay, then what's ballad trail?
What's X-Tission 33?
What is this song, Jane Doe?
from the chainsaw man movie here or I will be well here comes a rich hugey
RRRR
Maru
Come on say
Smart big six years still listen WL every day sludge
The Oscars did Rob chainsaw man. It's it's actually real by the way. That wasn't a joke
Watch your flanks. They might try something guys. I'm not even kidding when I say this is probably it's probably the best movie
I've seen in the last six months
It's also the only movie I've seen in the last six months, but that's irrelevant.
At least watch Sinners.
I should have watched Sinners on the lobe.
Yo, so Streets are saying that Hog is like on the Loaks meta, by the way, in ranked.
Check Win Raiden Master Slash GM.
Is this a real player?
We do not care about no single updates.
No way. Did I wait for me?
That's more like it.
Shadows in the cave play like I need to stay.
That makes me feel like...
What movies have I seen in the last six years? Let me think about this.
I don't know what I first watched with Flash, but I know I've watched it a few times in the past six years.
American psycho
Chainsaw man movie
I've seen now ska
I'm done holding back what else have I seen
El Camino I have seen El Camino
I did see the JJK zero movie
I've definitely seen some movies on planes
Five nights at Freddy's yep
It actually it actually sucks. It was like, yeah, I don't know
What's wrong with it, it's just like there's no it's just
Like it's fine. I thought it's bad. There's just nothing there really
There's like some stores
If you go at night, there's a lot of fucking neon lights and shit.
Um...
And if you go at night, also there's a bunch of like...
There's a bunch of, like, maid girls that are, like, outside and they have, like, fucking...
I guess they're like, they're like, rent prices for them?
And, like, you can, like, take them on a date?
I didn't do that, by the way, but, like...
It's a thing.
I don't know if I ever said that actually, I think he's made that up for fun, I'm gonna
be honest I can hold on to get fogged yeah it's just like it's running old
ultimately I can't do anything in my old there
hey bro what are we doing what are we doing what are we doing really no
anything I feel like
I'm done holding back
We're like miracle to that feel like we just have no
Is diva broken
They could give us propusted I don't know
My cat got their cat
Stop their pancake!
I see it!
I'm gonna die, come on!
Here's the little one, little one here.
Okay, one more maybe.
This'll back a punch.
Her sub-roll makes her OP.
Well, they really gotta look at these sub-rolls.
They're like a little bit...
Like, some of them are just so ass-comparatively.
It's kind of disgusting.
I don't know, though.
But D.Va just does not even feel when she flies, I'm sorry, bro.
D.Va backshots?
I
Yeah, this is why this is so hard it feels like
Maybe it's just my fault
We're mirror comp do
Maybe we just suck
Maybe we're just awful
Why am I peeking out why am I peeking why am I peeking I'm awful
I got one.
No supports.
Play the horsey game later?
Nope.
Nope, I'm good.
I'm good.
That one's not for me.
I'm gonna hold and I'm just gonna get fucked.
There's no point in even ripping it off in no way.
Okay.
I heard the cat didn't even see it once.
Hey, question mark me first. Not my fault. Not my fault, bro.
No way our cat dies, actually no way.
Our Goofy Allcat.
I want to rip it old but...
Bro the flying aimbot cat like is... like here one, here one
Is AJ Brown getting traded or what? It's looking likely which is kind of sad but...
Oh
What can we do they did sign Goddard that is true
One of them
Here we go cat visor hold on
No, he's just funny just flanks
No way we just might just lose because of that actually I really get a kill with our fucking problem
Oh my god, no way. Kill D.Va D.Va!
Wow!
Wow, we stopped jerking off and we won. Thank you guys.
Wow.
Lead acquired. Good start.
Yeah, I saw Jeff Capon's new game. No, I don't think it's my kind of game though. I don't
like survival games. Just my opinion.
I heard that Netanyahu went to high school in Philly. Why didn't you tell us you're
big man like that I mean it's just not true that's just not true
can we toss this in the queue Matthew we're close like that right
it is actually no it's not
right
Sheldonham Township, Pennsylvania?
Sheldonham High School.
Where I literally know where this is.
Can you cue this plaza, big bro?
Why should I care about your opinion if you've never played and aren't going to play it?
guys gotta be honest, didn't know that
I also don't know him by the way
Super please don't tell me I missed the ear clacks.
Oh I forgot about your clacks! Yo mega red things that prime Sabbathies and
Gultures and Chad Femblinger and Bruce Wayne and Skibzie and Jaden, thanks everyone.
Do you think he's an Eagles fan? Probably not.
Hey! Probably not.
Add this to the queue, don't target any.
I'm working on
Is there room for those
Big earls
What is your issue?
Hey Super, I was wondering what I should do to look for teams.
Is there any tips?
So look for teams?
What do you mean by that?
Like how to get on an Overwatch team?
Um...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sure there's places for them.
I was just...
I had...
I don't know
I'm sure there's places for them. I was just I had a bunch of friends that were a bit of the game
We just wanted to make a team so I
Don't know that's much help
Sorry, I might be a little useless.
So it's nepotism? Well...
Not quite.
Oh, my Rhine fart.
Dude, I forgot Cat to do that.
I mean, I got my Razz off, so...
I got the Cat.
I got the Cat.
How do you put a Cat on a barricade for them?
The Cat is thick, dude.
That is so embarrassing for them.
Picking round.
Buh buh buh buh buh buh
Shut up.
W-trap!
You know what's up, am I gonna get tanked or what?
No.
Well, I'll just kill myself then.
Awesome.
I mean if you put it that way, I'm really not gonna tank you.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's like in base to no where why?
On a kite! Don't even worry about it bro!
No one asked.
Fine, fine, fine.
We're everywhere bro.
Um...
Okay why are they all...
Ooh huge!
Wait a minute, where the hell am I gonna go?
Let's see what the- Wait on it, you are huge, bro.
Is that my broken?
Um, no.
Oh, it's only good with the pocket.
Hmm.
Fucking cat flies
Can we kill this cat we rip out its fucking vocal the vocal chords
Oh however cat's make noise
What's happening?
What are you doing?
I thought you said la-I am, though, I was like, hmmm.
Windows? When do I owe?
I guess now.
Yeah man, so fun.
Okay, I love that game.
That's just so fun.
Oh, we're just done.
I think it's not even altered, bro.
When you own this character, you just die.
Yeah, I think I can poke hard for a while.
I'm probably gonna...
I honestly need the one that I want.
Well, honestly, you live.
Can I clutch this?
Yeah, dude, go.
You have the whole team with you.
Right now.
Another one.
Sorry, I have...
I can touch.
How did you do so much damage to me? You were so far!
I mean I think I got no value
That may have been a user error
All before
Wait no app
We got the mic crazy on this character
Not at all?
Oh, smart.
Fuck it.
He's racing me old again to get fucked.
This won't take long.
Fuck.
Okay, like what is happening this game?
Okay, like what is happening?
Hi, I love that like we're just running it down
Why are we complaining about this? I just don't know what's happening. This is this is this is it's so strange
It's so strange
That's your lobby. What do you know him?
Super long is anything real bro like
No, we're trolling we're trolling. We're trolling
Like what that was a good old
Wait, when you want to shut this pack?
Oh, I failed my practice.
Good job guys, proud of all of you.
Head and pull match, you know.
Head and pull matches, you know, head and pull.
Bro, that cat got fucking deleted.
Yo, Chris, phone like 10 on one prime.
Fat poached down like 36 months.
Dispraised except for 21 months.
What makes 10 on one prime?
Me?
Yeah, T-Bab.
I just went bomb versus sleeping cat.
It's a whereas game.
That's the end, yeah.
I just have big pink here.
Oh, god.
are you in Russia? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right now. What's your ping?
Doesn't answer the question like a boss. It's not too big. It's not too big for me.
I'll maybe he typed it. It's not even that bad.
It's actually
It's a very game on this server
Wait, why are you why are you doing it?
If you're in Russia
Why Q&A if you're in Russia?
Because you is sex. Oh you sucks. Oh, yeah, we all knew that though. We all knew that
three two one
Yeah.
That's a lot.
Ooh.
Nice.
That's actually a big thing.
Yeah, on eyes like crafting things.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Look at this game.
Um.
Trapping in.
Oh, they're like.
Oh, I'm dying.
Wait, Emory feels really strong.
I
Know what is going on, bro
Indeed
I'm so deep hockey mercies probably why I mean
Sure
Nice Babushka Jandrak.
Yeah, Drew was just thinking that, bro.
Aw, we can nano me again, I think, just one.
Reaper now.
Ready?
Noooo, I kind of fucked up my old fizz of the cat.
Fudge, bro!
Now we're gonna get held for four minutes for one fight and everyone's gonna be funny.
Oh jeez, Louise.
What if they just like C9? No, that wasn't that big.
What if they just C9?
We're gonna do it.
three two one
all right great game everyone
thank you
nice
great game everybody
and fucking link gets pl- are you fucking
That's crazy.
That's just disgusting.
Dude, I feel like play the game is weighted more towards newer characters.
I think it's just because they took you off the map and you might have been like...
Oh, yeah.
We could link in that moment.
Actually, they got a 3K hold on.
Jamglow.
Not true?
Okay, well it's definitely 100% the case in Marvel Rivals.
New characters are always the MVP on the team.
Unless you completely shit the bed.
What is- I made this powerpoint about you for a powerpoint night with some friends.
Do I want to blindly scroll through a powerpoint that I ha- I've never seen before on stream?
What's the worst that could happen?
I'm just like quickly scrolling through it. It seems fine actually I think okay. We should be fine
Here we go
Super T. Oh, and I just got a game. It's gonna have to wait unfortunately. I just edged you. I'm sorry, bro
After this game
I wasn't here. Did you like slay the spiral or are you flushing it?
I like slay the spiral.
Oh, the cat from last game is on my team this time.
Guys, what if we banned the cat?
Yeah, you probably should.
This cat is the only one not in voice and he has the fucking Israel flag profile picture
bro.
I'm like, you know what, just ban the cat, just ban the cat, like, I...
If that's...
It is what it is, man.
Yeah.
Say, this is a one-trick.
Well, this is what it is.
I'm lucky.
Welcome to Esperanza.
Dude, how do you feel about making Blankenship level character?
Uh, I mean Blankenship, he's good, but I don't think he's like a must-keep for the
Eagles, bro.
Every son daughter today, which is like better. You're good white boys. I know the white the the amazing whites the exciting whites are gone
This is what it is. Well, you got God her is any like 40 God is still good though, bro. He had a fucking career here last year
I don't think you can say that brother
Performative woke ism is pissing me off right now. Look at you guys shut the hell. Is he playing good?
They were literally called the exciting whites, bro
Everyone fucking that watches the NFL knows this like you I'm gonna get real angry
All vote is performative I don't know about that but come on
Okay, this guy is cheating.
He's dead, but yeah, he's not innocent.
You know what?
We can dive it up.
I got him.
The mighty whites are what my girlfriend calls my underwear to.
It's awesome though.
Oh, she's not.
Um, I'm at chill.
Well, I don't know.
He said he's the one trick, but it's actually like this high-level, everything, and support.
Whatever, bro.
We don't need all the terrorists, as it is, just keep playing.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
I'm so dead. Yep. I'm alive my bubble
Every time I got head
All right
I got, I got, I got, I got.
Amazing.
Guys, she won't die instantly anymore.
Geez.
I'm gonna go with her myself, bro.
I'm dead instantly.
This is awesome.
Fun game, man.
Yeah, I think after this,
I'm gonna go bash my head in the wall.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Thanks, thank you, bro.
I got a trainer, dude.
I got her!
What are they?
Here come a zippy!
And chain me!
Chain?
She died, chat.
I'm over here.
I'm cured?
I'm in the world.
I'm in the world.
Cure X1! Cure X1!
Watch where we're going.
Come here.
Oh my god, this is everything?
Like a boss?
I'm playing game here a while, guys.
I'm a little rusty.
Small.
Fine.
Hey!
Arbiter!
I just pinged literally every time I saw you, we had to ping Arbiter.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
1 HP, 1 HP, 1 HP.
I'm dead, but it's over.
I'm alive.
Well, I have, we can bubble blade too soon.
We can fight, we can fight, we can fight.
We have to start, we have to start, just chill.
Kill him, kill him, kill him, actually 1, kill him, actually 1.
Oh, that's really good.
I'm on the Z, the Z1, the Z1, no grip or whatever the fuck it is.
Nice, but next time when we on Blade, we on Blade, hold on.
Traitor on me, Traitor on me, watch for Widow, watch for Widow.
I hear him.
Oh my God!
I missed my jump.
Watch your feet behind me, I'm scared of that.
No, she's alright.
That's me.
I hit another one.
I hit another one.
Put the mega.
If you do, we don't even have it now.
I don't know.
Here you are, here you are, here you are.
Come on down, come on down.
Dude, I didn't even die.
I didn't have to fly.
No, there's guys over there cheating now.
Oh my god.
There's guys who fucking cheated.
I don't know, I think I've seen this, but a few days ago they were not, they're
not doing this.
What?
Can we get into play with them?
This guy's fucking crazy, bro.
Yesterday, maybe they were sober today, at all.
Perhaps?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I
Don't kill these
Never seen a player like this this guy's fucking
Wait, wait, you're gonna be spotted already
Double aggro walk
I'm going up again.
Kill three here trade. No key no no
I miss
Yeah clearly
There's a weird game leave in cash. Hold on huge swap I
Can peek now I can actually do some I'm 70 blade
I guess I'll play for Wii on Bubble again.
What you're playing?
You should keep it up.
I got a few tricks.
I'm not used to stim that voice line.
You remember us, anybody?
I'm one.
I'm playing.
I got a few tricks that I was playing here ago.
Please, I don't have time for that.
I can both of that
You just rolled in deep, what the hell?
Yeah
Ah, I inted
It's okay
I got a few tricks
Hello
Oh no
Kill me one, kill me one
Oh we got Jaren instead here if we can
We can hold my blade next fight but
Oh wait, actually one more
Ah, can we?
I don't think you can do double blade here.
I'll call him.
Can we go to the game?
Can we no Cp?
Yeah, can we go, can we go, can we go, can we go, can we go, can we go?
He flashed me then I couldn't work on and then I just got fucked.
You're bringing away units, never mind.
Nice.
I keep pushing that cart y'all.
Uh, he'll get bad spawn.
Check this out.
This game is so much uglier than Deadlock.
Here you have, we ain't half.
I am a rich
I think you go forward.
I do.
It bumps me because the game is stupid.
I'm going to go for a fight though.
Be there in three seconds.
We don't have the waves.
We don't have the quillons actually if you want them to.
I can go.
My fucking Winston prime was the the cast in the like
Oh man what if I go on Bastion for last fight here
I'm trying to last fight, it's lodged.
My DPS is 6'9", oh my god!
I'll do a fine noon, but...
Did you see that?
I'm back, I'm back.
We have corner, we have corner.
It's a while.
I'm fucked up with Karat.
I can I can jump I'm bubbling behind I'm gonna
Know my cast is sick for that what am I watching this guy wants to lose as real what am I fucking under kill fans doing on my team?
Why are they in team?
I have Lee coming back though, maybe we're gonna blow him up or we could shoot him.
And no way.
No way.
Stay on, stay on, stay on, stay on.
I can't, but I got two though.
That's infinite picks one, literally.
No!
I can't do anything in the entire game, I don't know.
Not bad.
No, the one that was fucking owning bro, that's tough.
at the end of the day.
We're gonna fucking shit on us, girl.
Oh, play the game, though.
I mean, our other DPSP kind of get fucked,
but like that would have was fucking me too,
I can't even really be too mad.
Oh wait.
What is this?
PowerPoint presentation, huh?
Super the felon.
Okay, skip that.
Agenda.
Birth to timing, felon file, stop, Asian hate,
bomb man guy, class warfare, ooga.
Bro, why does everyone like this picture, bro?
I spoiled, sorry.
Why does everyone like this picture, bro?
Smart.
Agatail.
Birth of a streamer.
March 28th.
Vikings sack Paris.
Three mile nuclear meltdown.
Super is born.
Smart.
High chat greater than greater than.
Okay, the fake police report, two-timing, shocking the world for 19 lightning strikes
twice 2020, mid-offs, jerk-offs, true, that's me on Jimmy Fallon twice, the truth, normal
Normal guy, normal views on politics, normal views on women, streams, hero shooters, Minecraft, variety,
vibes, funny skilled gamer who doesn't mind laughing at himself and taking things lightly,
running jokes and chat that he's a terrible person but seems like a pretty chill guy.
Stop Asian hate.
Out of context quote, I added for shock value.
True, this is actually out of context, we don't really need to watch it really.
Hashtag stop Asian hate, okay. Let's fucking not do that.
It's out of context.
Bomberman got, oh my god!
Remember when I threw the finals for content? That was fucking fire, no.
I
Class warfare on the side of the booze wazee
Quick question. What is this? What is this PowerPoint supposed to be? I feel like PowerPoint's supposed to follow some sort of like
Like general purpose, you know what I mean like what like what am I exactly what am I supposed to be?
It's just supposed to be just like a quick overview of Mr. TF, i.e. me
It was like a four-year gap in this I got a I got a bone to pick with super TF
Shut up blood wig
Why you should watch super chill background content. Okay. Whoa
Background content. Yeah, I would fucking flunk you if I if I was your teacher
Confident, funny, self aware, generally competent, competitive gamer, normal, statistically shouldn't
be.
Well edited, funny, into videos helped me get him to play out a while as he started barking
and growling recently.
Does that have to go back?
Did this like strand here?
What is going on? No, I have to go front.
Back? What happened to my hair?
I stood up and it got fucked up.
Why does your shirt say I heart submissive men? What does that mean?
Anyways...
Anyways guys, don't ask too many questions. Okay?
Don't ask too many questions.
Don't ask too many questions.
Ah
Anyways, uh great PowerPoint, bro. I think yeah, I was awesome
Oh your clacks
You're clacks
Oh
Well, there's no point in even watching this bro. We all know who's gonna fucking win
Bring back Max we all know who's fucking winning this please please please please please please please like it's no point
Bro sure it can sure it can obviously wins who will win like it's not even come on
What does grower even do
Roar is so ass, bro. Roar is just so ass
Yo death thinks the prime Ian thinks the lemon prime jail thinks with my prime so bro
New Liam clip just dropped
Oh, wow, I actually use all my wood. I thought I had birch wood
Oh fuck, did I go through all my work?
How would I know?
Why does his mic do that?
How would I know?
What are the odds Harry Saloo's a lesbian in this chat that likes armpits and is willing to give me $42 exactly?
Probably higher than you think actually
Liam is not real but people said that his yard episode was like kind of fucking psychotic. I'm gonna have to tap into that
They are so fucking chill
Ahhhh! Sorry, big strash.
It's insane, he's genuinely a deranged individual.
Tim, what do you have to say about this?
As a moderator, i.e. representative of the Liam Twitch channel, what do you think about this, Tim?
That's right, he is.
Yo, cash just next to the Prime Subs, skips the 20 bits.
Select hero bands.
Bum, bum, bum.
Yo, you hot at Super TF!
Thanks bro.
Welcome to Rialto.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Emre!
Fuck, bro, that window just, uh, I think we got too, we got too big of a fucking hole
early in that last game, because the window, we actually came back, but like, they had
to, they had to work so much less because of it, like they just got three, a hundred
meters in about two minutes, basically, and now, I mean we did get it back, but
Like, I don't know, just to come up with a base.
Hey, super, just gops into Harvard real soon.
Any advice, I have to not let all the failure
and power go to my head.
Do you know that Harvard has one of the highest
dropout rates out of all universities in the US?
Good luck!
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Smart.
One.
Attackers, income.
Why would you say that? He asked for any advice on how to let the fame and power go to his head.
Asus has completely made that up. I have no idea if that's true or not.
But, um, it's probably a good motivator.
Right?
This is scary, I can get shot into a wall by Domino and he's a guy.
Help! Help! Help!
Help!
Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek! Eek!
It's done fucking cat. Let me kill the cat
Well, I was at all we can maybe open right on our Emerson
Yeah, I don't have yet though.
Oh jeez.
Wait, I can get it.
Oh.
Bro, this is why I get the other major perk.
The other minor perk.
If I left click that on a first and then right click her, she's just dead because
she slowed.
That's why I get the other one.
And the two, the two pistol perks, they're like anti synergistic, is what it is bro.
Not even a real word, they just, there definitely is.
Anti synergistic, you've never heard that before in your life?
What have you done?
No offense but like a little bit.
No offense, but like a little bit
Wait
How did you
This is someone who chats fall. I don't know
Well, I don't know if it gets stuck on the fucking clothes there, bro. Oh my god
No, you're dead left for real this time
I
Okay, fine. As long as we don't feed now and look and turn, it's good. And if they do
turn I blame someone to chat again and there it is
bro I just didn't see you I just didn't see her I just didn't see her whatever on a
dead good trade you trade that you we have to be trade I'm back fast on his
phone she's a support I have the Nvidia fucking thing in my top right again
How do I get rid of it? Is it ctrl G?
What is it?
Alt R. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh my god.
I was in his stream when he was like ending yesterday and someone asked me to make a super
TF style thank you emo and he said he wasn't gonna do it.
Why the hell not?
Why does he want to fucking thank you?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well.
Insecure?
Is that what it is?
I feel like Liam is not the type of person to get insecure, though.
I mean, neither am I, but, like, you know.
I mean, yeah, bro, like, I didn't do it the way, like, I actually get it because that shit's, like, impossible.
Like, you have to be a disgusting fucking athlete to pull that off, bro.
I
Yours is kind of chopp roll the way the guy does it is impossible
Well, I don't think you understand unless you actually try it yourself
The guys look at this shit. Where is it?
Fuck
Hey super I wanted to share my daughter's picture she was conceived watching you 12 months ago
Oh, wow
Brielle that's awesome
Question mark. Fuck it's in this video. I see it in here
No, they're all doing it wrong this guy this guy look how this guy does this shit
No, thank you. Thank you like you don't understand. This is fucking crazy
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank I cannot do that guys. I'm sorry to say I
No, it's not the original but this like this the way this guy does it is fucking
Nah, bro.
I'll put the L on the left.
The whole year, I hope you keep having funsies playing and streaming for another year's worth
of money.
I think it's LHDM1.
Well, I got news for you, bro.
I don't think I'm going to stop streaming anytime soon, um, so do what you will with
Don't touch me!
He bounced away from me.
Don't, don't, don't, don't!
Don't!
Don't, don't, don't!
She was so low.
Oh my god, it's gonna be down.
Just gonna watch out here.
I'm alone in the back.
that he's huge huge huge
she pushed me away
why did it take away your driver's license what'd you do wrong bro
Domino's weak. She's definitely not weak
Take that Twitter post is a whole other world out there
Actually a whole other world out there
We could try it
No, he's one.
Oh, the one close left, close left, swing to swing.
Oh, that's so big for me.
I can't believe she fucking lived that.
You know what?
It's actually my fault.
I didn't go over the roof early enough.
I didn't think about it until it was too late.
If I was locked in, I would have immediately gone over and killed them.
So honestly, my fault.
L, M, Ray, I fear.
All right, I just did.
I just spin the dragon, though.
Peace.
I gotta go.
Take that, nade, bitch.
Fuck, one.
Wow says midnight duty. Wow. I think some said an indoor.
I
I squeeze that in there
Can't get that motherfucker.
We almost have nano-M again.
Fudge, though.
What's the ratio?
I'm 95.
Are you ready on it?
Okay
All of please
Blasted
AHHHHH
Super Thanos as hero pull buff.
Can you jump more with both grenades like Zarya can do?
But he throws his nades so far.
I
Beish
Is a tga friday's chill for my gf and I
For a two-year anniversary, bro. That sounds so fire. I can't even lie. Holy fuck
Well, I would love to go on a tga friday's date from this, please that sounds he
That's a TGI not TGA. Did I say TGI? TGI Fridays? Thank God it's Fridays. Did a new
Silver Old Voice line from this? From what? No way he's won.
I don't want close match, close match, swings, swings.
That's a ass crowd. I've definitely howled better than that before. That's not even
a howl. That's just like a, I don't know what the hell that is.
the hell speaking of dogs barking what is on my fucking Twitter timeline bro what
the fuck is going on here holy moly
We all want walkies from Aida Wong who says no.
That's what's your favorite new ear card.
Um, Pot of Greed.
Wait. Sorry, I'm too easy to get. Hold on.
Hey!
Proud of you.
Proud of me for what, bro?
this is so hard like this is so fucking difficult
Have you been practicing now about these smashes is sack every now and then I like kind of
Like a good angle on it
Like his legs are really high up. I don't think he's like I don't think he does like the way he's his ass bounces. I don't think so, bro
Balls of steel Isaac reference
I fucking hate taking pills and Isaac I mean sometimes I like it but when you hit the
fucking HP down into fucking bad trip into into amnesia awesome bro good luck on your
Wait, there's no shot we've had in this.
Wait, super-one's your birthday.
March 28th!
Mine's five days before yours.
Oh, that would be March 23rd, by the way, for the same channel.
Yeah, yeah, it is.
I'm about to be 30, bro.
I'm about to be 18.
I'm about to be 18. I'm about to be on.
Isn't that how old you are?
but how old are you you're 17 yeah I'm 17 what the fuck I'm gonna be 26 grow we're
both off for them very of two round things on DPS
yeah hog is really broken now oh oh wait they banned it maybe a bastion
angles guys why didn't we ban
okay my wuyang just walked into me
wait hanzo one hanzo one
alright bro
hog is warm oh my gosh
uh
whatever man
swat or pow friends
hi
yeah just let's give up
Yeah, we got him though.
I have one, I have one.
He's low.
I'm fucking shooting, bro.
Okay, he's one.
Okay.
And he's back.
I have a hold, but...
Wow.
We got a move from Mercy.
True.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
He's catching his blizzard.
I have one.
I have one.
I have one.
I have one.
I have one.
I
Everyone shoot roadhog. I'm about a little girl. I'll shoot him. Okay. I'll shoot him too. What's gonna show them?
Noticing you actually go below half health
Guys, I had to go for that fuckin' recharge shot.
Show the Hanzo on first.
Aw, there's no Bastion!
Fuck it!
I'm just walking straight back.
Bastion.
What am I?
I'm turning 67 in a few days, any advice, guys?
Um...
Oh, wow.
You're so fast.
Oh, fine.
Okay.
You're so slow.
What do we do about Austin the God of Runehons?
I have shield and fireman, it's my turn now.
Okay, I just got one shield.
I hope they don't go to the parks.
I killed both the parks.
They're going to chase him.
I'm dragging off.
I need to have the first turn.
I'm pretty alone.
Actually one for actually one for actually one
Look guys that they draft
You can just like look at this
Oh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
It's fun.
It's okay bro.
It's fun.
I'll get the kill.
Yo, I feel like Secret would be better on the lobes than on the back.
Probably.
But I am already...
Fight this, fight this, fight this!
Come on, come on, come on!
Push the log, push the log!
Where's the ward?
I'm off the lane, I'm off the lane
I'm talking to the red
I'm doing my way
I'm actually one, I'm going to go
I'm shooting Mercy
What?
Fine, I got to go to SIG now
Oh
Possible bad message from sleepy Kirby guys, how often do you think that pops up when Kirby types?
Yeah
Okay, Bastion is a fucking joke here
Wait guys this bastard hard to counter Mercy
What do you think go go go men's whether your mic none of us heard that by the way
Where the fuck did you go
Big fuck, big fuck!
I know, well done, man.
I just...
I just...
I just...
Oh my god.
Okay, where was my... where's my cereal?
Um, in a wall.
My cereal just has two battles. What can you do?
No, finish one. I'm gonna finish you with a burst of coffee.
Nah, that's not me. I can only finish you with my break and stuff, bro.
Oh, I see 98, you're gonna...
I think I'm going to slam you out
I don't know if you're not going to get killed
Let's show, let's show, let's show
I have ult, I have ult
I can make space for you guys
I can like, force the ult
I'm going to swing this
There you go
I have an ult
You have ult
That's him
You have ult
I have ult
I'm going to ult those old people
Let's go backshot
We're not going to run
I'm going to shield
I'm going to ult
uh-oh
i'm with you
oh i'm right side carry i can't look in right now
come on he's pushing me
wow
just gets fueled like
i'm just crazy
i'm not i'm getting frayed after this
bro the back is just is hard carrying I got him the low and then he fucking got
fielded and then the Mercy does the 150 heal and then vape says well
Switching sides. No, it's just that's just not heal
No, I'm just fine. I think we just they say in Bastion and Godspeed
Who's the best rupee player you know me it's okay
I
Blind oh my god
Wow
That's crazy.
An ex pirate pony.
Shady thinks it's a two if you allow Agatil why not Waga cause we don't need every single
emote that ever exists to the added, do we?
I thought we were on rock bottom, I thought we were on the pick, can I say that?
Oh, he's back there.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I also think Junkrat's hot to the kick.
Like, I imagine we have two other fucking characters with us in that room.
I don't think they're dead.
Jesus is awful.
It's like a manga angle.
Honestly if we have like a speed this would be like kind of nasty. Keep the carry maybe?
I mean you can but you'd be wrong.
Oh.
Okay.
There's one, there's one, there's one.
He's not gonna die.
No, he took the skill damage.
Interesting.
Interesting.
I'm fucking-
I'm fucking right.
I never really shoot a stuff right.
I'm fucking right.
I'm horrible.
I got the player.
She's got me dressed.
This is um...
This is something, though.
It's actually going to be fine. I'll see if she can come to this guy's feet.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Three, two, one, let's go.
I'm not going to be there. I mean, you should worry about it.
I almost fucking believed that Hanzo took like...
He used to be lost, I thought about it.
I thought we'd lose, guys.
I'll be honest, it's might be that.
I pushed like really hard.
I got him.
Well, Babs dead. I think that's a good way to push.
Okay, what am I watching?
Interesting.
Well, we gotta push.
Yeah, let's do that. Let's go.
Two, two, one, run in!
Oh, I have A2 on!
What?
I'm thinking about how I'm banning on him before this is too broken.
YOOOO!
Are there any streamers you can recommend to see in these gameplays?
Yeah, me, check this out, bro. Check out this Bastion, this Bastion played the game.
I mean, I could have played Hanzo maybe. I just thought Bastion would have been fine.
I mean, we didn't have like a single fight where we used speed to get in
and like wall off the hall. Like imagine that we like, we speed in, we take an angle,
We get a good wall or even like speed in the take space and not even like trying to get a killer
Like we speed in the left room chill for a second get our cooldowns or wall
There's so many things we could have done better that we didn't
Because we fucking sucked why do I have to 24 karat queen is on my team
I didn't know they could both have the same name, but I thought it was one of the unique
streamer name play this peak play this peak about to fucking link me some liquid
diarrhea as opposed to solid diarrhea bury the light just getting it's a good
song I can fuck with that
Give me some sigma.
Thanks bro.
Bro daps you up
No, I saw my wisdom teeth
Chew me up king. I saw my wisdom teeth and hope that's enough
That's super did you know about speed limits? Yes
What does that even mean?
Slowest fucking cat of all time
Widow!
Widow in!
And my tracer's dead.
And they took out the niff!
Oh, we have Kat mercy this game over
Welp.
Do you know what?
They're dominoes too. I get some help.
Actually, no. Dude, what's happening?
Nice.
God, I'm fucking powerful now.
Cosmetic tracer?
No.
I just don't know what was happening there.
I've got like a shield there which can be a problem, but...
Juno half, no actually one, I killed a Juno if I want to, by the way, but Domino's shooting,
like I actually do, or if she, Domino's still one by the way, not quick bait.
Yeah, I'm just trying to learn Domina and Masters.
I'm up against the two-time champ WTF.
You got it, bro.
I have a plan.
I'm saving Flux for the Cattle, so that when the Cat takes over the map, I can wait.
If I can just drive into the kill box.
Oh.
This is a colossal fucking disaster actually.
Oh.
Interesting.
Oh yeah, you can rock a cat. Wait, true.
I
Know my fucking cat
I mean, how am I best here, y'all?
What is this, eh, what the fuck?
All right.
Please, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Well, I kind of feel like Sigma when I play him.
Anybody else get that phenomenon?
I should have
Watch my cat get headshot, that'd be crazy
Someone get on that car for me please
Why should I got him?
I
Maybe I tried this time
I'm gonna save my old for the cat old and hopefully
Actually, no
They were not the same, or am I year-brow?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
We'll stop them all again.
This is really awkward.
I'm just gonna walk cause my kill is all on it.
He said he was a master player, I can't be cute.
Bro, I really think they got a look at this.
I mean that's 5v5's biggest issue.
If you...
If the fucking ranked gap
is on the tank roll, I think you just lose the game.
Like they have a master's tank. I'm fucking like come on
It's like jungle and league
I feel like in a normal game, if the teams are evenly balanced, I want to say, who has
the most impact?
Let me think about that.
have kind of been nerfed a lot.
I don't know, these days maybe it is Tank.
With like fucking D.Va?
Happy 57 years.
Fucking Hog?
I don't know.
Supports and stuff. I still think supports are so important though.
It's hard to say.
Yeah, what's up anime jokes? I'm 57 months bro. Wait, but I played Variety last night
though. I played Play the Spire. Options by twice. I'm also going to play another song
after this because I feel like it. The best twice song, some would call it.
I
Crazy Joker that's gonna my prime giggle for this is some months Shawn. Thanks the prime show
Even on all two counts I can't escape you super well, bro
I've played Ash in a while.
No twice song is good though.
Give it three minutes till my song comes on and tell me that it's bad.
Guys, I really gotta poop. We gotta work this fast.
Why are you queuing?
Why are you queuing? You know you could just dodge the game, right? You also fall right now.
He has his depends on, bro. We'll be fine. He's got his depends on.
You don't even lose SR. Just also fall right now. I'm a seasoned dodger. You can do it right now.
I can't.
What do you need? You can.
I've heard rumors a super TF is in a situation ship with Kazuhaw
Broke mode
I don't think that's true, bro
I don't think that's true
Sorry, sorry to say
She has standards so no why you're talking like you fucking know her bro
Come on
So she does it I'm not fucking
Saying that I just like the way you're tough a lot, bro
Now you got me killed. I had such a bad. It's so like
You genuinely could not offer her anything and she's richer gorgeous and probably better at the tank
I mean that last part
I'm also like pretty gorgeous myself
I don't know if we're going to be able to run this game on Kat Wuyang, I need supports
that let me like walk and let us shoot our guns.
I have 7000 damage blocked in 2 minutes.
Let's get a swapping team down.
Okay, do you want me to switch to the Bastion?
No, no, no, no, the Bastion's good.
The Bastion's good.
Let's not run Wuyang on the Kat.
Living on the Kat run, Wuyang, I just need you to hit them balls.
He does a harder damage for a hit, bro
The worst fucking song to watch is that glass pane
Holy fuck we're getting flattened
I can't
Mercy, Mercy, Mercy!
Watch
Where's the 2x?
What is happening?
Oh well, I'll touch
Okay, I'll chat with my man, maybe the Bastion doesn't work
Please could you please
Guys, I think we haven't taken a single fight
Yeah, I'm gonna go like a soldier
I feel like we should the roof and take a real fight
Yeah
Come up I
Like what are we doing this like on 15 angles and then I formed a joker, bro
Why am I slow why am I slow a fucking frost arrow
Hanzo has done thrills and you've done one, explain what he's also been shooting at him at a rambatian, um...
Which is like a little good performance ult I've been told.
Not?
There's an honest top left and I can't go there because I have no body.
I'm gonna drag it on cart.
I'm looking at a Kirk 24k block, Kirk 10.
I got Kiri? I got Hanzo?
Nice.
I don't have like a soldier.
I mean, it's probably better than the Bastion.
How's your SIG in these days?
I don't play SIG. I don't play SIG.
I don't play SIG, I don't play SIG.
Okay.
That is not a hero, my repertoire.
Actually, every hero that isn't this one is not my repertoire.
Oh wow.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Yes, I am. I am. I am. I'm gonna be honest.
I just played this hero a couple times, maybe three years ago,
and it stuck and I didn't stop playing and here I am now.
I got to this hero on this hero,
can't swap off because all many of the heroes are like that and I'm just thinking.
Is Ram the mercy of the tank cast? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, how about we go Cree and we just do...
That doesn't even make me look funny. Okay.
I don't think I'm looking to play Tass on this map against Tonsu Ash, I'm gonna be honest.
What about...
I don't think it is happening, but you never know I guess
All right, we have this guy rolling Hanzo
Yeah.
Oh, jeez.
I'm actually low rolling.
Take it.
Take a low.
I can't hit a shot.
Literally not a single arrow has been hit so far this round.
All we need is one though.
Well, I just hit one good one
Okay, so like it's my game bug what's happening
My carry carry up
So I'm lagging
Mercy one
Okay, oh we got this we got this okay
Bro guys, yeah, I know we're talking about the old charge and like am I missing yes?
He's shooting a rematch for a guys. It's it's not a fair comparison, right?
Good work. Mr. Bond. I got James Bond on soldier
I'm walking tough. I'm walking up a map here.
Bob one, Bob one, just give it up.
are you
i need to turn on nano confirmation
a lot of a lot of frag need this game
i got relic relic down
Oh jeez, the Wii. I don't know. Let's see how.
I'm not sure.
Siggler, Siggler, I swear.
Siggler. Guys, is it me? Be honest.
That's not too much. That's not too much.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Siggler.
I'm fine with you!
Winnable, winnable, winnable, winnable!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice!
Check this out!
My last one, did you get that deal?
Where did you get that?
I got one of nine soldiers over here!
He's trying his best!
Better than ever!
Oh my lord.
Just a guard, fuck it.
Give me.
What is happening this game?
Somebody carry me.
Somebody carry me
Here behind you bruh mother fucker. I just got my phone back
Why do they have one headshot on a squishy
Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up.
I think 40 seconds.
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do.
The same with shooting with the knives.
You are doing nothing? Okay, you literally...
I want you to look at two people on my team and say that again.
I'm doing nothing?
I want you to really look at the scoreboard real quick.
Come on, let's just... let's just not press 10.
I agree.
I
Shut up, man. Shut up, shut up.
Wait a minute.
I think there's no problem if you shoot him in the eye.
The arrow...
Okay, we look, he might need something for the first turn.
I have to watch that from his POV. I have to see that.
Have you seen him?
High five.
It's okay.
What's that missed?
How are these- everyone's missing, I give up.
What?!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Ash!
Oh!
Okay, we go.
Erm...
Nice?
Oh, this is funky.
Yeah, it's all good.
Mr. Spongeburl?
I'm done.
Alright, what else you got?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
That's so good.
How was this happened though?
Dude, dude, I mean...
It's a choreo of 14 deaths.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's okay.
He also didn't get fucking rocked off the map instantly.
That was so fun.
No, I tossed this, but let's open tab.
What KD even is that? Is that a .5? What about?
So 1 divided by 7.
Did you calculate it? Hit the count.
Let's show if I calculate it.
Wait, let me just see this fucking ram here.
When that Ash got rezzed...
When that Ash got rezzed, I just want to see that from his POV.
When was that?
He's like right here, right?
No, he's blind he's actually blind. No, he's just blind
But he's really just blind
What can you do
Did I just do roll queue?
Wait.
Oh, that's normal.
I'm stupid.
My brain lied.
Yo, so be no nice thinking that's how I'm loading this at 20 bits.
66.
Where'd that tap into 66, actually?
I have to tap into it a little bit.
Please thank you. I don't know bro. I don't know bro. It's a question
I wonder this guy has his profile public
How do I check this?
Social
How do you say how do you check this shit, bro? They like moved everything around
How do you check this
I said maybe just a career worst game unlucky it can happen
Wait, he's here in chat.
I'll make it public for you, King.
the world so I can see the thing and I can do that I can get to the thing
just a mileage of full kill bossa bro I fucking love kill bossa
Oh
All the other streamers q6 v6 infinite content glitch is that true
Do you every other every the spring play 66? Can you play your sunset from Tekken?
I know Aspen does. I know Frogger does.
Derpy does?
Start my preparations and human your brilliant inquiry, doctor.
It thrills me.
Kind words.
Thank you.
Fucking Santa.
My lord.
You look like the boys.
Are you balding though?
Bro, I have a fucking full head of hair.
You're asking me if I'm balding?
Are you serious?
It's fun for a bit,
but skill level gap is crazy there.
Oh geez.
Oh geez.
Oh geez.
Oh geez.
I am Ray died.
I am Ray freaking died everybody.
Is this the Overwatch shop song? Yup.
It's from Nier Automata.
Is that one of the first songs you hear in the game?
It's really good though.
I can't I can't I can't
I'm out of there.
Yo.
No, it is happening!
Okay, I guess that tracer is the best plan in the game or what?
Yeah, I meant to get a hog here, not even kidding.
That's going to hold me in like 3 seconds driving.
That's gonna hold me in like 3 seconds probably.
Ah, our other chasers are gapping us.
Didn't even hold.
Fuck it!
Hog next round, shall we everybody?
I'll be back fast, I'll do one, I can't.
He didn't run, he went and takes it up the round and over and he didn't shoot at me.
Like are we trolling?
This guy fucking takes his hand off his couch, off his mouse and keyboard and then I got
YT over here who leaves and rejoins the game to like what, reset his KD?
What's going on here bro?
Fuck it. Fog.
And then leaves voice chat. Wonderful.
I was 4 and 3 so we can all remember, he said.
I
Guess what if I'm bad at hog I chose the wrong card he claims
I got one guys, lapping everyone else.
Okay so I'm not, okay I'm gonna use, you know what, I got bomb over here guys.
I didn't hear this guy said I asked him to forgive himself and he just did just look up here
I'm walking on him I should help
I ground what is happening
No way, they're really...
You have no team bro, I feel like we have like no, I don't know, I'm just gonna spam and nothing's happening.
Should hog be able to move this fast?
Oh my way, why did I fucking delete it?
Yes, he has nothing else going for him. Hog player spotted or what?
Oh my god!
All down?
use my fucking speed mod by my heal to speed boost myself and I'm back this way
What? Whatever, I'm alive.
Well, I hate the reason that maybe we should stop them.
No block, no block.
Fuck off.
Guys, the hog is a little maybe silly.
I'm going to call it as I see it.
I don't think so.
That's an autumn draw, the archipelaw winning an academy award, I don't know who that is.
And I don't give a fuck about the Oscars because Chainsawman wasn't even nominated for
best anime to fill the year when it clearly was the best, so they're fucking frauds
and then only another own industry is kind of sickening and disgusting on the
call as I see it is what it is bro
that went on and started winning
yep oh they went on reset
and oh my god I just went full counter
Okay, she's gonna take on. I don't know why she did that.
I'm gonna let them come. Yeah, we should touch her.
Nice. She was in the fight.
Okay, thank god that I reached this side of the floor and run it down.
I
Bro I'm so fast on this character
right there. Is Chainsaw Man not just reheated Evangelion nachos? You might be the first
person ever to say that Chainsaw Man is like Evangelion. Like what?
Not even like close to truly
Actually, oh my god, we're no way I actually did big things there
I just ran around and healed myself the whole fucking time and then got one hook and won the game easy
Wow was the pit guys
I'm so good. Sorry. Come here soldier. Come here. Let me fucking
top five anime films go
that's you up calm down my dad bro
okay I see okay no
they just fucking walked in a str-
I don't think my feet are ticklish.
What?
Sorry.
What is this?
A movie called Kpop Demon Hunter is really one of an Oscar.
it what okay yeah okay I know they won when will we get in the horror slope
again it's actually really fun to watch out that's the zoe voice actor I'm
assuming Zoe is a character in the movie orange
Guys I don't actually care.
You think I'm like shaking my fist?
I'm gonna be out on the streets tomorrow?
Can we grub a little bit?
What is this?
After getting his wisdom teeth removed?
Oh Jesus
Yeah, I was fucked up I was fucked like a goomba
What fuck
This was the day after like two days after smart green
See, I told you guys. So today's actually an improvement.
Okay?
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
I'm making my pumpkin.
Hate from Spain? Portugal mogs you.
And you will never be able to escape that.
Is what it is, bro.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
The only real shit I've heard from this streamer
You know what Portugal is yes, bro, it's the fucking coast of Europe man
Then you got Spain and then next to it we don't mention that country and then you got like Germany and then you got
Yeah
Cue the saga
It's
France.
Spuddle Hog again or what?
Oh Hog Band is game. Never mind, it goes alright.
Zanon user on your enemy team by the way, what is Zanon?
Oh
That's the fifth of prime demo and a buzzer and biscuit. Thanks for one. Yo guys after this game
I think we hit up some food little hungry
Hey, super what up, bro?
Yo, watch that play the game last last game why the fuck did my 2dbs walking a straight line for you to won't look them, bro
What's wrong? Oh
Yeah, you're playing last game. We didn't notice
Yeah, no that that Emory you was tripping, bro
I don't even know how we lost that for real
Yo, super
You're traveling to USA
Who was you guys? Who was us?
Was that me?
No, no, no.
Oh, France?
Okay, I don't actually hate France.
I don't actually hate France, bro.
Ignore your Kiri or what did my Kiri say?
My Kiri, did you say something?
Oh, there's a little noise.
Okay.
I don't know what just happened.
Is Cardi fans proud when I play in Zarya?
Yeah sorry bro. There's no fling Zarya, I think she's fine.
I'll hold you.
I'll hold you again.
You have two bubbles in your nose, so I'll hold you.
Hold on bro.
We got a carry to our ass today.
Bro, I think she's fun as fuck.
That's not all I'm saying is you don't see others Arias do what I do on Zarya.
You know why? Cause my tracking is just better than all of them.
Like I'm gonna fucking jerk myself off a little bit guys.
As it is.
I could grab the stem, I don't know what it is.
Yeah, I'm gonna go back.
He's one of the ember.
They're catching on! You gotta stop them!
You know you're not a skillet!
That's right.
Oh, I'm just bot, maybe?
Oh, jeez, man.
Why do I feel like I'm like 1v5, literally?
Okay, why do I feel like we have like solo damage?
Wait, guys, Zarya actually needs some damage back, like she doesn't kill that one anymore.
She doesn't kill them anymore.
It's actually sickening what they did to her.
They made her bad.
I could graph.
Okay, so this robot's my new best friend.
What a ball.
What a ball.
What about
Sorry is it a good squash was so broken before I know but but there's like I swear there's so many times now
I get a little one HP where I would have just killed them before and it makes me found
Well, I thought I was gonna- when a character is nerfed, I know, but what if I wanted to
kill them?
I mean, I'm kind of doing it still, that turn is pretty good, it makes me sad.
Why is the barrier there?
Oh my god.
Philly cheese 215, that's a name for sure.
That's fucking sick.
That was a graph-ish.
Oh, he died.
He died.
Yeah.
I
Very good
Oh my carry almost just all the way down.
Nice, first carry.
Alright, we just won, I don't know what happened, but I think we won.
Alright, just keep someone on and I can grab.
Next fight, I mean, should be pretty good.
Doon doon doon.
Oh
So freaking good, it's aria man
All the area kills in there by the way you see that he's behind each other section
Oh
Dorya kills him there man like was already broken before
Yes, bro
I don't think anyone's gonna be allowed to say your name in parties chat after this game
Maybe right, bro.
Listen guys, everyone complained about Zarya, but all I'm saying is I have yet to see Azaria
do what I do on this fucking character consistently, like it is what it is.
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo! Where's my damage?!
No way bro.
Okay, buff my character please.
I'm fucking not one beat. I'm one benign buff my character, please
Like come on bro, that's just perfect track
We're really gonna nerf the character because I'm good
GG Super
GG bro. Little 15k damage in 10.
Did you get Dorsten bro? Please?
No.
I did a lot of damage.
It's going for me.
Dorsten back though.
I already did.
Tough.
And you want more DPS Breal?
Bro, maybe I just have good aim.
this year maybe I just have a game I don't see the issue today I found out
Charizard is a lizard Charizard is a Charizard actually nice try check this
out there's a demo out right now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what am I checking out? Perceptum?
Wait, what am I checking out? Perceptum?
A psychological hard game that plays immediately with the sprints of a family.
Yeah, but there's a demo, like I re-sneeze on this. I'll wait for the full game.
What the fuck? I didn't expect it to be...
Realist? Whoa, that was crazy.
Didn't you play this no, this isn't it this is not
I just saw someone what the fuck was that
What is that there? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that right there?
Check out the demo it's good. I mean I'm sure it is
But I would probably just wait for the full game in my opinion
Wait guys, it's similar to some bangers like poppy play time and phasm phobia
What up, team?
Yo.
Aren't you hungry? Yeah. I forgot, though.
Uh, I'll put like 47 prime sub. I see Blizzard and Hansen and Hokkyo and Philly Cheese and Combat Warrior. Thanks, everyone.
everyone have I actually gotten scared up by a horror game before I mean like I
I'm getting scared, yeah.
I think there's games that are scared me.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one, capture the objective.
This is no longer me.
Let's breathe to make all of it burn.
Got any other-
MOUTH!
UV, how do we do now then?
I think I'm in the fix.
I think I think I'm in the fix.
UV?
you talking to me oh you're so quiet bro no you're quiet you're quiet
are you talking to me I got it I got it I saw you speak to me now so how do we
I'm going to be Malva
Uh, use the flash out
Just fire
Holy fuck
Come on ultimate
Thank you, I'm 60 dollars
I'm 70
And turn down, is that good?
I'm not going to buy you
You have to go down I think
No shower
No shower life
I'm a son of a son of a
Are you all past him?
I think he's on top
Everyone in your boss?
Yeah, let's go
Yeah, let's go
Kill him, kill him, kill him
Oh my god
I was in my hand, I was in my hand
I don't want to fucking grab a big shot of him.
Oh jays.
Wait, how is that my quieting game?
That can't be real.
It's at 95.
Yes, hi
No, the other person said it too
They go inside maybe the inside
Okay
just get him a boop
boop
well this tourney is doing so much
rlg has these f**king
angles bro
i actually just look for a grab i think
actually f**k
actually sh** big
well f**k me i guess
That's insane.
Better run.
Alright, what do I get? I'm about to match them all, though, or what?
Huh?
He got sick, where?
Yeah.
Score. Zero.
Change. Out of my face.
We'll make it out alive
Yeah, what not nothing out with it. We got a win bro
No, we got this we got this. This is a cop. Okay. All right. I
Do have my melody diva when I got a clean with diva
I think this is my melody and she's so cute.
Torb main, Torb main.
They're flying on him there.
Muggle one, actually one Muggle.
Still one by the way.
I'm turning over.
Okay, there it is.
There it is.
We're good.
You're a performative Sanrio fan? Yeah, but I like my melody.
I think she's cute.
Is that a problem?
I don't want to have a load of these fucking two seconds.
Get on the plane, I'll get carried off.
We need to cover for Malakhan's back, we lose.
Oh, thank you, you can tie it.
Huge!
I will solo grab on fucking...
Oh, I won't.
Get one, get one, girl.
Okay, okay.
Like what is this fucking what is this bro?
Okay, I guess I have a cage and toilet.
Figure out if I MRA out first.
We're gonna cage.
Yeah, figure out if I MRA first.
I can both.
I'm gonna go first.
I can follow you.
Just try to call it.
Please, please call us.
Wait, wait.
Shhh.
Jeez.
Wait, Kiri had a close left.
I cheated and saw her.
She's had a close left.
I swear we can probably burst her.
No TK, we can de-
I like that idea.
Get the shot out, face.
Can I get him?
Yeah, yeah.
Just kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Got the shot above.
Like, he's just DOING on himself!
no no way bro
that's just like
shinkier
no go mobbing it down the stairs
holy fuck
I can both be free bro
yeah we just got a
We just get a carry ult, reaper ult, come there.
Yeah, they're running.
I'm ready above you.
They're gonna deep-sane up there.
They're gonna kill Leech.
I'm going to play that one.
I'll play one one.
We have to get the longer, we have to get the longer.
I'm lagging 15.
I feel like I was doing so much though.
Our rebro was terrible.
Damn.
When the mi-chip play, let me check my mic settings.
the setting is on where it lets apps control of it, you know what I mean?
No, it's not on.
Hold on.
I'm looking at something.
No, no, no, no, no.
Um, how do I do this?
Wait, I'm figuring it out, hold on.
I have no idea.
I only got a consolation for that.
Like, I'm alone with like, am I just greedy for planes, are you?
I could have gone Malga, but...
Yeah, maybe my melody is the answer, you're right.
All right, I need to go get some food. I'll be back.
Big arcs time though. I have actual food. I have actual food.
Um...
BOOSH!
Here comes the LASH.
Alright, I'll be right back.
Gimme a little bit.
This is the Spanish or American?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the Spanish armed forces freeze dried ration who weighs 1 pound 1.8 ounces or 505
grams.
Look at this.
Tough.
Low density polyethylene outer bag waterproof puncture resistant.
This thing would be useful on long range reconnaissance patrol missions where water
readily available or in cold climates. The main course is freeze-dried. Dinner menu two.
It's produced January 15th, 2024. Best before December 2025. Let's check it out.
Wow. The Ziploc Reclosable.
Okay, let's see right off the bat.
Two freeze dried items.
Adventure food.
Gullias. Wow, look at that. It's like a beef with vegetables and mushrooms with peas.
That's 600 calories and a chocolate mousse 300 calories gusseted on the bottom
Fantastic
expedition quality adventure food
They're using some kind of civilian product that is made in the Netherlands
napkins. That is an isotonic beverage base. Lemon. The Spanish Armed Forces emblem. And,
And look at that, canned nuts, military mixed nuts.
Get two of them.
Let's get the rest out.
Wow, multi-purpose resealable.
Use your imagination.
An energy bar. Very cool. Some kind of energy bar with citrus. Very nice. You get
two drinks, two packs that kind of looks like shortbread, bolstered, calorically,
Pangelletta, hand sanitizer, gel, water purification tablets, two of them, and
And chewing gum
Okay, so there's everything laid out not bad. All right, let's get the sound on your tray. Nice. Okay, let's first start off by
It doesn't
Nothing will let's see
See that there's a that is a cream sauce
It's like whoa. Look how like it's caught in the Ziploc. It's like
This creamy soup gets everywhere too messy.
Leave a trail behind, get this silica patch out.
Free savory.
Look at that stuff.
It's like a starch potato thickener.
It's very effective.
This ration is half the weight of a standard Spanish ICR hand.
The dinner bee units are literally over twice the weight of this thing.
So this might end up replacing it at some point, or they might come up with a retort variant,
the chocolate mousse.
Get this silica packet out of there.
See, look at that.
No real scent.
Very light on scent.
Almost no cocoa smell to it.
I added very little water to start and it's still quite runny looking.
We'll see.
It might have just made chocolate smell.
I have food.
Who knows.
Let's check out a biscuit.
I have food, everybody.
I have salted biscuits from a span around the country.
No, I'm hungry.
Sorry.
They're packed to each instead of the large pack, which would be issued separately, normally.
So they got it in the ration.
What do you got?
Pasta with three meatballs and two pieces of hot sauces.
Let's check out this energy bar citrus.
That's a jelly bar and a sticky looking one. Oh, wow. They aren't messing around.
It almost seems to be breaking down a little, perhaps, but look. It looks so beautiful.
Oh, wow. Too much saturated fat. That's why you're a chubby.
bar. Shut up and watch the Steve. Well that looks kind of fun to eat. I would eat that.
Isotonic, beverage based lemon. This. Good amount of vitamin C, vitamin E, potassium,
B complex, it has a little salt, electrolytes, it almost smells like a bathroom, like a clean
chlorinated, like a chlorine sink.
I'm running.
Yeah bro, let me, let me fucking drink my chlorine bathroom.
That sounds appetizing.
Well, listen to the ditch.
Mixed nuts.
This is.
I can't have nuts on.
Who those beauts?
Walnuts, peanuts, almonds, raisins.
Wow, these mains really are something.
That right there smells incredibly appealing.
Almost like a, that was an island.
Guys, I'm going to say it.
Kind of.
I love foods.
Look at the consistency.
Wait, what is this?
Like an advanced mashed potato bowl.
What the fuck is he eating?
marvellous texture and flavor.
Peas, carrots, a lot of vegetable, red bell pepper.
Almost like a cheesy mash particular. It must be turmeric, so flavorful and whipped.
Whipped!
oh geez it is a lean beef that is well integrated almost a ground beef mushroom
quite a bit of vegetable and it's like beef and vegetables in a creamy mashed
mashed potato paste, hmm.
Pangelletta salted biscuit.
What am I eating at MRE?
Almost like short bread.
I don't know, I wanna do it though.
Last week, a lot of shortening
and relatively short shelf life,
maximum five years of well-stored.
This goes well with that.
How many colors in an MRE?
A lot, a fucking lot.
A buttered bread, a buttered hard bread, with a mashed potato and vegetable with a beef.
You need to go hand in hand.
That is your bread.
Bro, it looks like it's just like fucking throughrated.
It definitely does.
I don't even know.
The pieces of beef are so well integrated, you can hardly see it.
It's almost like cheesy mashed.
I mean, honestly, the more I look at it, the more maybe I would.
It really hits the spot.
Very cool.
It kind of looks good.
Yeah, it's got good combat ration utility.
It seems like something you could eat just about any time
and you'd actually want to.
Good piggy.
This right here, cottage pot pie.
Once you add in the biscuit, that is insane.
Oh yeah, right there is food.
Is that just protein powder at the top, by the way? What the hell is adventure food?
Oh, well. Significantly more flavor and tartness than I expected. Sweet, very satisfying, lemon,
with less flavor. That's what my cats threw up. Refreshing.
Ah, that's wonderful. And quite minerally, probably some of the best beverage base
in a ration, it's effective, tastes great, no food coloring. What more could you
They ask for maybe a little caffeine in there or something.
These guys, they don't have much caffeine in their rations and they'll see it in some
breakfast.
No coffee, it's just type 2.
Coffee and that's it.
What the fuck?
The pieces of beef are very well integrated in the bag.
Yes, did you say that like 5 times, man?
You still have to chew it a little bit because of the vegetables.
You know outside of that little piece of beef so you would barely even have to chew it
Yeah, was it hard to decide I think I prefer hot sauce
Curly bridge, high fat, man, that's way too good
Chili bar
Can I get some dots on that?
No, that's a thing
Whoa
That's a very complex lemon-lime flavor, you know, it even has almost like a lime-
I mean, I fucking love meatball too, but hot sausage, oh!
Flavor, oh wow, that's a dense, chewy, flavorful, with a strong lime oil scent, the aroma
Yummy!
It's prevalent.
It's like a chewy fruit snack.
How odd.
There's a certain flavor to it.
Yummy!
It's almost like durian.
That's so crazy.
It's a little smelly.
Can't wake you up.
Yeah, no wonder the ration is a pappy.
You wouldn't even need it.
Let's eat this thing and we'll wake you up.
What is that anyway?
Let's see.
How about another bite of this?
Here.
Smart.
I love the contemplative mushroom he does every time he eats food, he eats an MRE.
So good.
It's almost like they didn't even have to put beef in there except that, you know, they
still got to give you protein because the mushroom has got a bunch of chew, can't taste
like meat, you know, because they're cheap and seater.
You notice no gemypsia anywhere, where's all gemypsia?
What is he saying?
Jo-mipsa?
What is Jo?
The biscuit softens up in the mash and it's a crust.
It's a high crust.
I feel like I'm eating a delectable piece
of like shepherd's pie on some kind of crust bread.
That's what the foods call?
I thought it was a goulash.
A beverage based lemon lime flavor.
Oh, that's the cookie.
Oh.
I thought it was a cracker.
I'm so confused by this rash.
What's in this bag?
I'm so curious. Oh my god, he's huge.
Wait, he actually has 22 inch biceps.
What the fuck?
Jelly bar.
That right there, it's got pretty unusual flavor to it.
It's a strong lemon lime flavor.
It almost like a rotten lime peel.
Wait, what does this shirt say?
What's the matter?
The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
What?
Wait, and it's the fucking scene from...
Or Deer Rips.
What is that from?
Is it Predator?
Combat Moves.
Look at that, it's just like,
you get like a pouch of chocolate milk.
Oh wow, it tastes good though.
Wait, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, what just happened? I was, like, not paying attention. What happened
to this bag?
Right there. It's got pretty unusual flavor to it. It's a strong little combat moose.
Oh, it just comes like that. What is it?
I gave you like a pouch of chocolate milk. Oh, wow, it tastes good though.
Probably should have used cold water or something.
Oh, he did use water for it? Okay.
It's like thickened chocolate milk. It's like real sweet and rich with Dutch cocoa.
He's down and actually...
and there's little pieces of moose on the corner. Hazelnuts. I don't recommend
eating them. Dry raisins designed specifically for tough guys out in the
field. You know, those are really dry and chewy. Great flavor. Not enough of them.
Sweet, flavorful guys, the peanuts, big guy, big guy, mild flavor, well roasted, a bit
dry, unsalted, walnut, hmm, it's a really good quality, I mean, quality of mono and
saturated fats, magnesium, manganese and copper, good quality protein, and it's
I just love the way he talks, bro.
I'm such a Steve van.
Then you already will be when you're under heavy exertion or in an arctic climate where
melting snow may prove to be difficult for a lot of people.
How can a nut be high quality?
Ask your mother.
She's familiar.
Definitely.
We'll be needing water with a lot of water.
The chewing gum.
One large chick leg.
Smart.
globe firm chew spearmint wintergreen very effective chew gum a smooth mint
that's still strong and palate you see you eat while you watch these Japanese food
I finished bro I finished softens up to a relatively soft and pleasant chew the
disinfection gel hand sanitizer from a few rations with it very nice
oh we need some hand sanitizer, very nice
cooling sensation very nice feels like a Pellevera is integrated as well dries
out not sticky very nice this was the Spanish armed forces very nice ration an
excellent addition to Spain's already existing individual combat ration to a
company nice brown situations where the canned ration may prove to be too bulky
and heavy this thing is really cool what an experience anyway this is Steve
nice 89. I hope you like the video and I'll be coming back as she was something new.
Her Royal Terrain. Cool. See ya.
Can you give me a secret to look so cute and pretty? I don't know if I have a secret actually.
Actually, prepare that Costco chipoli chicken. I mean,
you can like make like a bowl with it, like a rice bowl and like throw some beans
Maybe some tomatoes in there super actin and then fucking you know
That's pretty good, bro
You can make a wrap with it. You can do so much. It's just like it's just cut
Chicken like you could be you can do anything you want with it really
Like this shit
Can you play this by now
I found a picture. That's not fucking low quality
But all of them are from Instagram, so they're just like not fucking loaded the full page. Just pissing me off
Surely one of these will be a good high quality picture
Skincare routine my skincare
Sarah V face wash and Sarah V moisturizer
That's it, bro.
Face washing the shower, and then moisturize after the shower, because showers dry you
out.
Uh, doesn't leak anything?
Good one.
Legos take the same amount of time as soda, they take the 40 months.
You moisturize them?
I do moisturize.
Can you play this banger probably not
It's got to wait I'll play a more watch game maybe I'll play one more
What is this yeah, is this a levy song, but it's a cover am I crazy this is not is it's
It's not a levy song!
Yeah, I'm just gonna cue the original.
I'm just cueing the original.
Strictions?
Oh, fuck!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
You probably already watched this, but if not could we listen to it again?
Bro, I watched this and I didn't understand what song was parodying it.
And I just, I, it was, yeah.
So, sorry bro.
I don't know the song that was parodying, so yeah, it was a title of the creator,
I don't know what to say, go next.
Tyler's Worst Album?
LARP-er?
No, do me a favor.
What am I LARPing as then?
Tell me.
What am I LARPing as?
What does that mean, LARP-er?
No, tell me.
How am I LARPing?
Explain.
What am I LARPing as?
LARPing as well, exactly.
Oh, oh, now we're going to say Caught.
Then we're going to say Ragebait.
Then we're going to say Tom Foolery.
No, do it.
Do the default your flow chart follow your fucking flow chart cue this up king looking like a fucking 1450 10 player like Jesus Christ, man
It's just too obvious. It's just so obvious
Cues this song up
Which one are you what is this? Oh
Sorry, I I
I saw this in 24. I'm basically I'm a narcissist. I saw this super stuff and I was like what the fuck does that mean?
But then I realized like said then they're using it as like an athlete. You're super submissive
I'm a narcissist basically
Where's the critic?
Alright guys, Tekken tomorrow, Tekken season 3 tomorrow, Eyes emoji.
You know, Harada less techin' guys, maybe Harada left for a reason.
Maybe there's something going on that he knows.
Select your hero.
Super Sursy 2036.
Select your hero, guys.
Because the game can't be salvaged?
Oh, but like, I love Reina, bro. She's so fun.
I'm getting my birthday soup even brawl process right it is boring okay he plays king so like
Do we take anything he says seriously? No, bro
Why seek answers when we take in characters have no motion, I think King does
Cosia does wait speaking of King
Speaking of King
Bish!
Jin Kazama!
Bish!
I think they're coming.
I need to start getting more.
I need to start getting more.
I'll do one.
I lost her in me, but who is the best?
Do you have enough? No blocky there.
Do you still have it? I swear. Not showing.
Here you go.
Do you still want it?
Nice.
That's a half top.
That was a long one.
Oh, he's giving punch carry. I saw that. Swag one.
I'm going to get punched in the moves.
Keep that nade real quick.
Hope this guy's been good. I think he's pretty good. I can't complain.
I can't really complain
What if I nerf Reina?
I know, but she's gonna get a buff. She needs it.
I don't know what to do.
No way.
No way.
Wait, dude, go in.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, close, bro.
It's my birthday.
You're saying, hi birthday.
We'll make my year year hi birthday, bro.
My birthday is in 12 days, in fact.
Spongebob?
Yeah, Emery's doing too much for Loos, what am I saying now?
D.Va?
D.Va?
So long, so long!
D.Va?
Okay, we're using cereal, I don't know.
No cereal, that's interesting.
Who else taken the day off on Supers big day?
Matter of fact, it might take the week.
I
Help me!
Help me!
I'm being on the wall.
I don't want to lose.
Greased.
I know what's happening.
Oh, God.
Oh god, what's happening?
Guys, is the eagle broken?
25 of us shooting for your birthday?
No.
Guys, I don't have a 24, she was worth doing ever again.
Oh my god, I had 6666 damage.
We had the...
ummm...
We also just can't touch.
Unfortunately we just can't get as much, darling.
Okay.
So...
We're breathing?
No fucking shot.
I just watched that with my eyes. I just saw that whole thing break down my eyes. That's insane
Bird if they gambling stream with Lacy that just seems unlikely
Okay, what
I don't think that's in the cards, though.
There should be a Fridge.
Alright, that's good.
You want you want you want you want you want you're literally I'm not kidding
Oh
Hit an old challenge do your eyes function curious
Oh
Bro like it's not possible
Fight evil ass fight. Let's go
We're like forcing double the scan here into that little tough.
Bye!
I'm gonna kill you!
What the hell, I'm gonna kill you!
Everyone is dying, I don't even know what happened, honestly.
So cheating, we don't guys?
I don't think he is.
I love the gear that's what it's like, but except I lost, so I didn't- wait I gotta look
at something real quick, hold on.
you luck with the onslaught of cunimix's tomorrow agar.
Don't know if you saw this button so fucking scared.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Don't know if you saw this, but I'm so fucking scared.
Um, well, I did see this, but it also brought me back to life, so I'm not sure what I'm
doing.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Don't know if you saw this, but I'm so fucking scared.
Um, well, I did see this, but it also brought me back to life.
But it also broke. Oh, there we go
Yeah, we saw this
Do you think it was deserved I don't know probably not
Yeah, boys. They think it's in my prime marinara. That's the or Mariana. Actually because I'm months
do I think that was scripted yeah probably actually the Rizzler made those
bums why he got a smaller role right I feel like I haven't heard it I said this
earlier when I saw that they haven't seen the Rizzler or fucking big justice
Why did he install his mod?
What is wrong with this guy wait till you see his Leon
wait
His Leon is not not normal
His Leon is not normal
I
Wow
My melody
Fuck bro, what's the best carry collab skin?
And Cinemaroll, 2B, Jury, Tatsumaki?
to be for sure
or she has so many skins what the fuck
well honestly like she needs them
like she lowkey needs them
Yeah, we already sold out the terror clip. We sold out earlier.
I guess I should buy the mythic, huh? I haven't put a mythic in so long. I'm just stacking my prisms, bro.
Why ask questions when you could just obey oh
I think about that. I mean I don't mind obeying sometimes
What does that mean
Let's play some more Stenespire, shall we?
I'm not playing that stupid horsey game, man.
I'm not playing that.
So wait a minute, because it's early access, is that when there's going to be something
After the architect?
Perhaps?
Ask Mega Crit?
I kind of want to try to run as the silent.
She's fun.
Return from outside, and you'd be back.
A random relic?
three cards you see are upgraded. Give me that. She's such a bad bitch though. I fucked
the shit out that robot. How would your parents feel if they saw you? Wait a minute. Wait.
She has different cards!
Three classes of their own card set and mechanics?
Whaaaaat?
Wait, I don't heal after battles.
Wait that was a relic wait guys I'm gonna have to go back to the other guy
For poison back flip gain eight block draw two cards
Ricochet plus
If this card is discarded from your hand before the end of your turn, play it for free.
Oh!
Wait, I already see a synergy.
Agh!
I'm gonna go to a rest stop.
Okay, a rest stop here, good.
Do I really want to do two elites?
Yeah, I can do it.
Okay, so you, because this guy's from the do- oh.
a lot. You are a beast at this game? Yeah! Yeah, I get that a lot.
Probably not actually, I'm sorry bro.
18 damage the next few you play costs zero energy
Guys, I don't know this person. Why would I let them come to my fucking backyard? Like hello
Why why would I let them why would I let them come?
Because they're S-Fam? Yeah, but like, I don't know them. You know what I mean?
No offense, I'm just, I'm just...
Sneko oil draw seven cards randomized the cost of cars in your hand this turn interesting
deadly poison skewer oh skewer remove all artifact and block the enemy apply free vulnerable
Exhaust
Give me that I'll eat let me sit up for this. Oh, it's a bird
It's a bird got a lot of fucking damage though what if I'm gonna die
I
Was mad you took his egg
Wait, so this should do infinite damn. Oh wait never mind
ignore me
Because it's a skill not an attack right
But like if it's for free then like this should do it. There was a vision there was a vision
I need to block a little bit
Which I still
Yeah
Wouldn't it do zero no because I don't think that makes sense in my brain
I'm sorry, bro
Don't have any skills in here, bro
Well, I'm gonna die because I'm gonna die
20 damage. Oh my god, tear me.
One of three coalesce hands to add to your hand is for you to play this turn.
Ooh, the Gorgon is so big.
Whenever you play a card this turn,
the enemy loses two HP.
Draw three cards, discard one card.
Deal seven damage, add one shiv to your hand.
Add one, what?
Bleed.
Oh, the T-Master.
You stumble into a dilly-dally chat and find yourself immersed in a very peaceful space
containing an obsessive variety of tea.
The man gestures to a selection of teas, each neatly labelled with a premium price.
Okay, so these are fucking shit. I have to why first of all why is his hand like that like I fucking owe him something
Did okay, does the upgrade stay or is it only for that combat?
I mean, honestly, that might be good.
What the hell?
Water from a charcoal-filled carafe is ladled into a kettle.
The kettle is heated using a gentle violet flame.
A scoop of tea goes into the kettle before it boils.
I don't give a fuck about your tea, bro.
Oh no no no no no.
That sucks.
That just sucks.
Oh, I'm infected.
I'm scared.
I
Want to I want to just kill it. I just want to kill it
At the end of three turns deal 40 damage to all enemies
If your hand is emptied no I'm like I guess I'm bombing the motherfucker, but like
Oh Jesus Christ.
Super you did not feel after comment on this character.
Alright thank you for the heads up bro.
I didn't know that.
new down potion belt holy adrenaline gain energy draw two cards and exhaust that
seems really good that seems really good
oh but I want to hatch my egg but I'm 21 health fuck it birdie alright fuck
guys listen I think I like this game but I don't know if I agree with Northern
lion saying that this game should cost $2,400. Just quite frankly.
I would slay the Spire 1 though, pretty sure it was this one wasn't it?
Guys I'm gonna take a lot of damage here.
Oh my god
Spreading this information for fun
Oh
Oh my god, I'm gonna die smart wait I
Need this
So adrenaline was definitely zero
Energy and then I drew cards and now it's three energy
Oh, we're good though.
Oh, the potion or a calcum isn't that from Terraria?
If you enter without blocking, six block, okay.
Bro I need to rest.
Like I'm going to get fucked if I don't rest.
Not dependent on their elite!
Oh, brother!
Infection?
You're kind of modding him?
I mean it's what a guy like me does.
You kind of look like that enemy, TBH.
Why would you say that?
Oh, they meant the statue one.
No, that makes sense actually.
I can see that.
When I look up is super TF on Safari the first thing that shows up is is super TF as a Trump
supporter brother you just admitted to fucking using Safari which means just it's just it's
It's just disgusting how confident people are these days.
Like, really bro?
Fucking iPhone user over here bro.
Oddly smooth stone.
Here's a card, next turn add three copies of that card into your hand, exhaust.
Kinda seems like shit.
Adrenaline!
Wait brain brain is working
Beat the shit out of this guy. I
Kind of like how it's always game plays it in the worst way possible
So, I'm actually playing perfectly right now. I don't know if you've noticed, but that's fine.
Cloak and dagger? Oh my god, just like...
Did I have any heal? Probably not, right?
What the hell are these things?
Chin priest.
I wonder if I can just spam kill that guy fast.
Uh oh.
I feel like I made a mistake in my judgement.
Um.
Give me a good power please.
Abrasive.
That's just fucking scrub daddy.
What the fuck?
They got scrub daddy in this game.
This card is discarded for me. Well, it's I get to play for free anyway, right? It doesn't matter
Am I am I a new for thinking that I can kill that guy first the big guy big guy big guy
I'm thinking right now, we're not gonna stop being weak.
Careful, I should be fine.
Probably.
The words weak and super TF go hand in hand.
Yeah, am I dead, did I just lose, did we just lose?
Wait, I'll be left on 5 HP.
I need good cars.
Really bad.
I just I just need skewer.
Oh my God.
I'm weak.
Oh my God.
Wait, I can still live this.
18 block.
Okay, so they're gonna do a combined 27 damage, um, cause I'm dead.
I'm dead.
How did you get 27?
Because 15 plus 9 gives you 24.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
With 1 HP.
Oh!
What if you play a card and gain 1 block?
Deal 10 damage to all enemies.
Repeat this effect for each enemy killed.
That could be nice.
It sounds fun.
So I'm doing it.
Give me something juicy.
If you end your turn with unspent energy, gain additional energy next turn.
That could be really good, actually.
In Shenna card with clone, this card could be duplicated at rest sites.
Ooh, but what do I want to duplicate?
I feel like I have nothing great.
Maybe Echoing Slash?
Maybe Adrenaline?
Let's see what this book can do.
Yeah, why do they fucking move like that, the Seething Hopper?
Oh, I feel like Nightmare sucks, am I just a noob?
I need that give me that shit back
You fucking pussy?
Will this kill? No.
What are you gonna fucking do with shit ton of damage to me if I'm not careful?
That's good I think.
That's good.
One damage?
I didn't mean to!
Wait, what?
What just happened?
Oh, I caught off his wings!
You're with the help?
Oh, I won!
Yay!
Get back my fucking card, bitch.
point plus deal 22 damage costs one less energy for each skill played this turn
interesting read something I'm on my knees begging guys can we fucking calm
down a little bit I'm literally playing perfectly by the way one of the
strategy game is of all time but I'm actually playing perfectly and it's
kind of pissed me off the building I'm not but if his attacks fully block he
gets stunned
don't ask has he want to run yet bro do you think I'm a fucking noob
Like, do you think I'm a fucking mute?
You guys know I know how to play video games, right?
I could just kill this one
Good enough.
Mbush.
Call this potion.
Okay.
Shave is dealing additional 4 damage.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
There's something cooking here, maybe.
Haha! Haha! Sly, gain, energy.
Add three shizz into your hand, exhaust.
Shizz now hit all enemies. Add four shizz.
Backstab. Deal eleven damage,
exhaust.
Lizard Tail?
Ooh.
Kunai?
Kifura?
Wait, we can get...
We can get...
Wait.
I can get Fan of Knives and
and blade dance.
And then like, what if, wait.
Puna is the prio here?
I think you're wrong.
And maybe new.
Well, I can get all of them, nevermind.
We're chillin'.
No, I can't!
I did not wrong!
Oh, jeez!
Mod's been that chatter for backstreeting me and being wrong and stupid.
Okay, I guess we're done.
Well should I call a card?
What do I not want?
We'll get a strike out of here.
Support your local business guys!
Pinpoint.
Each skill played this turn.
But these guys are the worst than me in the game so...
It doesn't really matter unfortunately.
Wait.
No, I'm cooking actually.
Then we get dexterity.
And then we do this.
And then we do this.
And now I take no damage.
I fear I'm the smartest person in the fucking chat room.
Adrenaline?
Dude, this game might be a little tough for a guy like me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
damage to all enemies. The last card you play to serve as a skill, apply one week to all
enemies. Calculate a gamble. So you retain it, discard your hand, then draw that many
cards. Sure. What the fuck? If other segments are still alive, revive in two turns. Well,
We don't really want that.
How embarrassing.
How embarrassing.
Wait.
I'm cooking.
don't weaken me oh you're so you will die to this enemy I mean so that's
between you and me unfortunately I'm just a little bit smarter than you and
like it's fine it's not really your fault you were just kind of born like
this. I have to do some math though. 13. That weak really fucked me. Wait, this could
save me. Mind Blast. Deal damage equal number of cards in your draw pile? 11? But I'm weakened,
So it'll do eight.
Wait, what?
Oh yeah, right.
Okay, then leading strike.
Okay, so now that's gonna die.
Fudge!
It's almost.
Bro, does not know what he's doing.
You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna make me upset and I just want you to know
that.
Just keep typing if you want, but you're going to make me angry.
Draw one card and start your next three turns, draw one additional card.
Still in calendar.
I'll be taking that.
Finisher plus eight damage for each attack.
Are they adrenaline?
Hunter killer.
Wait, so I'm a little confused.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
Do I wanna talk?
Like, I don't, I have to see what this does.
Because as you retain it,
It says you retain it but it also gets exhausted.
Like am I dumb?
Retain if you don't use it.
I knew that by the way you guys like I knew that by the way
Oh man, no this guy's so this enemy fucking sucks
This tender shit is pissing me off a little bit.
Well I think I'm going to lose.
No, I got saved, I got saved, we're good, holy man shuffle all your cards into your draw
pile and then draw 5 cards, interesting, blur.
All enemies lose 6 strength this turn exhaust, every 3 times you apply, well I'm not even
applying poison so blur me I guess
what do you mean 136 health bro look at my health in comparison like what
Alright, but what if I coped, I got three copies of Pinpoint in my hand next turn and
then used three skills and did 66 damage.
Now hopefully I don't get fucked on this plan.
If I draw like zero skills I'm gonna be upset, but...
Oh my god, but it keeps the fucking...
I mean it's a little annoying but oh I thought I fucked up oh my god
Why defend my brain doesn't work the same way your years does
Shiv me?
Huge.
Wait guys, why did it make fun of me when I played this game?
I actually play it perfectly.
I don't get it.
It's a little weird.
my opinion at least it's not even rage big either I think I actually play this
game like perfect okay are you kidding me I can't even oh really like a
every troll? What is that?
Oh jeez!
Wait, this will kill anyway.
Look guys, I'm out the far. Care me?
Leg sweep?
Apply 3 week and gain 14 block.
Sucker punch?
Acrobatics.
Like from fear and hunger
What do you got for me? Lancer
You guys think I can take an elite with 19 health no, I'm fucking scared
clone a problem so low though wait I didn't I thought it was gonna let me wait
wait wait wait wait I didn't
wait above a cocoon is shaking really about to bust forth it stops wriggling
the cocoon ignites what's going on in a flash of light and flame a spirit
after rushes into you, threaten to merge with your beam to become complete. Heal 25 HP,
add metamorphosis to your deck. Yay! Never punished, I guess? Well, can we just for once
admit that I have perfect play? Just for once, that's all I'm asking. Wait, what
So if I get another ac- Can I stack accuracy?
Add three shoes into your hand and reduce this card's cost by one.
Give me this I'm working I'm working here I'm doing big maybe I don't want to add any
more cards to my deck at this point should I go for an elite should I be a pussy no I
can kill an elite wait a minute
Random uncommon potion? Wait, why would I throw it at the merchant for a hundred gold? That's just fucking toxic, no?
Ah, shit, whatever.
Oh...
It's a good start.
You're gonna die to this guy?
How foolish.
You are, Twitch chat.
I didn't even read what I got.
Okay.
It's pretty cool.
I flex with it.
It's pretty neat.
IML.
Very good.
Nice.
Little 50 damage here.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Let's read the Elite's text.
The first time the Infested Prism takes attack damage, each turn the attacker gains adrenaline.
Gains energy.
Wait, why is Pinpoint free?
I haven't played any skills this turn.
Metamorphosis.
That's a different one.
Wait, so why exactly are people yelling at me when I'm playing this game literally
perfectly by the way. Have you guys noticed this?
Like, surely someone else has noticed this too, right?
I play it flawless, it's literally flawless the way I fucking play and I got a shuriken
I like the- wait at the start of your turn at a shiv oh my god more shivs don't mind
if I do. Still on tutorial seeds? Fuck you. Is this the thing that can suck me up? Oh no,
What the fuck is this?
50% of damage are taken from behind when an ally dies, Crusher gains 5 strength and 99
block.
Okay, so this is the hardest fucking boss of all time or what's going on?
Well, I'm not taking fucking 27 damage from this fucker from behind, so...
Wait, what if I went really sicko with it?
Wait, what if we go f-
What if I nightmare metamorphosis?
on that one. That's fine. I can get it again later. It's fine.
I
Bitch your brain is for the mom I'm actually going crazy in the game
Oh wait, I fucked up. Oh
Wait
I'm trolling
Oh
Guys what do I feel like I'm going to lose
Accuracy?
b****
b****
oh see b**** loser
but you're playing perfectly right?
I mean I kind of am though like you don't think so?
Does that say 49?
You guys seeing that too? Or is that a bug? What is that?
So weird.
Maybe a little bug there or what?
Well.
Oh my god, it's a fucking missile
Metamorphosis means I don't have moderate to severe colitis furious
guys I'm actually gonna lose I'm actually gonna fucking lose how was this fight
fair at all how was this fight fair how was this fight fair
Potions are potions fucking suck
Okay, shiv?
Pounce, blur, up my sleeve?
No, I can't.
Up my sleeve.
Blur.
Blurrrr.
Floak and Dagger.
Maybe winnable.
Maybe winnable.
I know you must think you're so tough typing that by the way.
Like you must think you're tough as hell for typing that.
well for a guy like me this is actually one of the easiest bosses in the game
fucking anonymous don't know fuck you now watch me win
It's fucking metamorphosis, bro.
Give me this.
Wow, I actually inted hard with that fucking play, no?
Jesus Christ, what was I thinking?
The last card you played this turn was a skill.
Wait, am I dead?
Why is that 40 wall on facing him?
He's weak
Double weak defend oh my god look at that fucking armor
Yeah anonymous I'll take a fucking apology now pussy
I'll take an apology.
FAN OF LIBES!
Um, this is actually one of the easiest bosses in the game.
Fuck you.
You make Cook at res sites, remove two cards from your deck and gain 9 max HP?
Wait, that sounds broken.
We're gonna have to hit up some res sites.
Wait, this guy's actually trying to fucking flex on me.
Oh, my third run ever on Slay the Spire.
He thinks people in chat are going to agree with him?
I'm not fair.
I'm laughing.
I'm quaking at his aura?
Man.
Sure.
Bro, fucking shurikens are pretty good, y'know?
Oh, I want to do leg sweep, but I just want to do fit of the eyes.
Huh?
All right.
Wait, will I just kill with?
Oh, oh, I'm dumb as hell.
Another leg sweep, another blade dance, wait a minute.
As you approach it begins to rumble and fizzle and lights up brilliantly the battle warm dummy.
time to train you have three terms to defeat me choose a setting or face lethal
humiliation here are the options after the terrifying message the dummy
carefully read out detailed instructions what do you choose
Setting two maybe?
I can do in three turns?
Wait, what?
I mean, that's 60 damage.
Does he read and now?
We'll give it away we did 22 22 and then 50 that's pretty good
Play pounce? There's no reason to play pounce, bro. There's no reason.
That's the reason what's the point of playing pounce blade dance
Oh
Dumbass, dummy.
Is it worth this?
I think we just do this and then save fuck metamorphosis and then we get, we'll get
strength and then we'll just get some attack cars next turn and easy win so
we're breathing
yeah I mean you just wouldn't fuck unbelievable
Wow, those are the worst cards to upgrade.
This or that?
That.
What product did I get?
The sunflower!
The future of potions?
You feel a faint rumble as you round the corner to discover a gigantic spinning apparatus.
It has several slots which are pure to convert liquids into a highly compressed, digestible
tablet.
The idea of turning these health products into a tiny morsel is uncomfortable, but perhaps
it's good to try new things.
Do I want a rare skill?
A rare power or a rare upgraded attack?
skill could be adrenaline? Well, it wasn't. Wait, discard your hand, add one shiv plus
into your hand for each card discarded. Wait, this turn your next two skills are played
an extra time? Wait a minute. Let's cook a little bit shall we? Let's get rid of clumsy
And let's get rid of, um, strike.
Wait, guys, I think I've already mastered this game.
We might have to find a different game soon.
Wait, I don't know.
Wait, what happened?
what bros at ascension zero okay so what what are you trying to what are you
trying to say. He doesn't know what that means. Wow, you must think I'm actually like one
One of the dumbest motherfuckers of all time.
Unless you just must, right?
Oh shit, that's fine.
Slice. Heee. Accuracy's good. Shiv.
Oh, I'm gonna take 21 damage.
Yeah, I'll be fine.
Burst.
Up my sleeve.
And it's played twice because of burst
I don't think I want to add any more cards to my turn or to my deck honestly, I think I'm good on cards these days
Volner, Venerable T-Set. Whenever you enter a wrist site, start the next combat with additional energy.
Oh, okay. What about favorite movie at the Oscars? Well, it should have been Chainsaw Man,
but the Academy is run by a bunch of hacks who don't know the industry and honestly it is what it is.
This is mechonite.
Bro, legs seem to be broken now.
Bro, Legscape is just broken, no?
Like, is Legscape not just discussed only broken?
Fucking artifact.
What?
What?
Smart.
fan of knives, hold on, big Lee, I'm kicking his ass.
Burst plus and then we use up my sleeve oh my god
I'm so sad.
I think max hand size is 10 it looks like
That is a big number big ones hashtags. That's a very big number. That says 40 by the way if you guys can't read
I'm gonna use the shield.
I'm gonna use the shield.
YOUCH!
Well, these fucking, I'm getting big, big things here now.
Okay, oh shi-
Start each combat with 10 block? Yup, that's good.
Deflect plus gain 7 block, and it's free?
I mean, if it's free I might as well.
And now we're gonna get rid of some dog shit?
Maybe I should get rid of like a normal Defend.
That's a good name.
Ranwid the Elder.
Okay, well I don't want you to give him my Kunai.
You are approached by the oldest person you've ever seen you meet once more it's me ran with you do not know this man
Whenever you rest on this on 15 HP, I'm sorry you just drank the potion
the grand finale here's the grand finale
Guys, can we stop pretending to hate on deadlock and tecton please?
It kind of pisses me off a little bit.
Can only be played if there are no cards in your draw pile, deal 51 damage to all enemies.
You don't get to talk about Tekken anymore, you piece of shit.
What are you talking about, bro?
I fucking love Tekken.
We all love Tekken.
We
Wait so guys do people just like disrespect me
Why was everyone saying that the silent would be that's a name right the silent would be too fucking hard for me
This character is fucking freelo
Am I just disrespected as a human being or what?
This is literally a God seed? Oh here we go. Where have I heard that before?
Oh here we go.
It's a Godseed, bro.
Fuck off.
Look, guys, it's OK to admit that I'm good at games.
You know that, right?
You're not going to get killed for saying that.
What's the merchant off me?
Anything juicy?
Ah ah!
Upon pickup, upgrade to random attacks?
Upon pickup, choose an attacker skill or deck to enchant with royalty approved.
Cure all?
Oh, wait a minute.
Keep it coming.
Oh, he likes it!
Wait, he likes it!
He's a little freak.
Wait, secret technique is really good.
Yeah wait, what if I did, what if I stamped?
fan, but the other one.
My Blunt?
It can't be a power.
So I should ban the chatter that fucking type that in all caps because they think
they're smart and they just don't know what the fuck they're talking about or what.
that's pretty good um what if we get at what if we get the aerobic acid here sure all
could be good too. Fuck it! I'm gonna rest because I'm scared. Oh my god final boss again.
Subject C8 or what does he 100 health?
Whenever you play a skill he gains two strength when test subjects see it would be defeated it instead revives even stronger
What what does that mean
just thinking right now sorry guys
Oh wait, I'm playing skills and it's getting really strong.
I'll be fine.
use you. Wait, this guy's a joke. I already got him dead. Okay, shoot.
Shuffle one wound into your discord pile each time you receive unblocked attack damage
Okay, I don't know if that really concerns me too much
This guy kind of seems like a fucking jobber.
He's definitely the easiest of the three.
Is he the easiest or am I just fucking like one of the best players in the game?
Like, we can talk about it.
Wait, what if I did all of this?
Wait, check this out.
And then...
Moosh!
Moosh!
That's tough!
Nemesis!
At the end of every the turn gains intangible one reduce all damage taken an HP loss to one
Last for one turn
So I'm gonna do one damage
I can weaken him too.
That says 45, um, okay.
Wait guys, this fucking deck I have is crazy.
Wait, but he's only gonna take one damage!
The stone count is supposed to do 52!
Oh, what?
Oh, it already proc'd? Oh.
Oh my, oh
My god, it is just over for this guy.
Oh, he's alive.
Shit.
Oh, he's gonna live.
God damn it.
Whoa!
Wait a minute!
Oh, we're good.
We're good.
So good
Any last words
Block slot guys his block slot just broken in every game or what?
not even an introduction well I doubt 1240 last time too what the fuck
What can I say guys when you're good you're good what can I say y'all five
The following post about fear and future runs poison potion ghost in a jar and I thought
That's a coming push
Chapter for the bigger prey bigger prey this silent
The silent recollects the trial she endured for this trove does not speak to speak is weak
Only one can only prove herself with more impressive trophies. There's always bigger prey
The Regent.
His Majesty barely even looked anymore and swiped through planet profiles in the current
constellation.
I demand to visit a more exciting planet!
Ooh, playable character.
The heartpiece is slowly killing her.
The grotesque trophy is hurled into the ocean, but the blade is no cure.
She will die soon.
the silence dying
king shot
we just got a car during a turn to three damage to a random enemy for each
card discarded
my wife she doesn't know you but i had to break it to you
Beetlejuice, Mazelat's Gift, Droplet of Precognition,
Bish.
Air to the Throne of Stars wields cosmic powers, but his minions do the work, divine right.
The start of each combat gained three, I'm assuming that's energy.
Oversized blue creature.
Future King.
Cute.
You will see me again.
Transform one of your strikes.
One of your defense lose 10 max HP what if I got 150 gold though
Grady Piggy
Why does he look so unused
Wait, I have energy and I have stars
stores
He has fucking minions carrying his throne.
I love his gay little limp wrist, what are you typing bro?
Next turn gain 5 energy.
That sounds really good.
Gain star, draw 2 cards.
I don't know what I said.
Did I say 5?
Enchant a card with zone.
Heal my HP upgrade.
3 stars.
STARS.
Guys can you stop calling me a chud?
Guys can you stop calling me a chud?
Kinda makes me upset a little bit.
I'm learning the game by the way.
I don't know if you guys knew that.
You call yourself a chateau of time, yeah bro, but like...
Smart.
How's the game so far?
That's different.
How's the game?
I like it.
Deal 3 damage to all enemies for each star gained this turn.
Know thy place, my apologies Pepe Neal.
Deal 7 damage to all enemies, all enemies lose 1 strength this turn.
it could be good
i kinda wanna gradiate but like i don't really know what i'm doing guys i'll be honest
You don't have a knowledge to make radiate work, I fear.
Like, you must fucking love the smell of your own farts, no?
Oh, they gave me radiate again, huh?
Sure.
Oh, there it is.
Which I can't even fucking use.
great great I reckon I could do the power of my cheeks to create enough of
the dust of wings to blow out a candy what you think
wait what I could you I reckon I could you the power of my cheeks you create
enough of a gust of wind to blow out a candle yeah I think that's probably not
Not too hard though, no?
Try it?
I mean, I would.
I gotta go let a candle- maybe I'll try it like after stream.
I'll go let a candle and see what I can do.
Let's see what this ass can do.
Sorry.
Is this guy really gonna live?
so cringe.
I can't even draw.
All right, there's no way farts are like flammable, right?
Well there's no way I'll fart and then like catch fire, there's just no way.
You never did this with the boys, no bro.
I can't say I have.
Wait, now I'm curious.
farts flammable. AI overview says yes farts are flammable because they contain
methane and hydrogen both of which are combustible gases produced by bacteria
and the digestive tract.
Alright but like how much ass do you have to be busting for you to like you
You know what I mean?
Well, there's no way a normal fart is going to be dangerous if you fucking fart on a candle,
no?
Oh, here we go.
This is where I always go for my fucking information.
Quora.com.
Is it actually possible to light a fart on fire?
It goes out fast.
It's just for fun.
done this line wait next time I come to LA we could do it together actually we
could fart over a candle
what is this quora answer bro I had to see how true the statement was I laid on
my back with my knees held up with the hook of my elbow joint my then wife
My then wife, Collie, turned to look at me as I struck the yellow lighter.
Through my pajamas, I released a force breaking wind and meeting the igniter, shooting a flamethrower
fireball about three to four inches wide and over a foot in length.
Collie's jaw dropped as she couldn't believe what she just witnessed.
What the fuck is this?
Then wife and then name drops her twice
All right, James. Thanks for the story, bro
Shout out Kali, I guess K. A. L. Y
Kali like a Kali from league but Kali
Yeah, I feel like that had to be the start of the downfall now.
Like she's over here holding up his fucking leg and she's like, what am I actually doing
right now?
Like what is actually happening?
Why did he drop the then wife?
Is this guy insane?
Ah, shit.
Wait, I need to draw a glow.
If I draw a glow, big things are gonna happen here.
Matt, you fucking top-deck me?
Yeah, but that was different, bro. That was like a fucking...
That was a crazy shit I talk it was like actually maybe we'll reconcile I'm gonna be so serious with you
Yeah, I think you better say then girlfriend
And...
Oh shit, bro.
Let me take damage here, fuck.
Oh, nah, I wouldn't have killed Nerman.
So, we'll bond with that Quora user?
Maybe, bro.
What is Forge?
The first time you forge each combat, add Sovereign Blade into your hand.
additional damage to sovereign blade so we would do 20 damage
I'm love as fuck bro I gotta rest up.
Give me something big here.
Candelabra.
Start of your second turn you gain two energy.
Wait, oh, oh, wait, next, oh, ah, moosh.
Kingly punch
Whenever you draw this card increase the damage by three things who goes there
Yo, Montaberry next to the rain hoping to get a stream appreciate it
Smart I'm learning please don't make fun of me afraid of storms to comfort her don't scare her. Thanks. I
Am not gonna scare anybody
I've never scared anyone I don't think I'm a very scary guy to be honest with you
wow this sucks but maybe not no this sucks wow that's actually a fucking terrible role
You're not very intimidating. I mean, yeah, kind of true girl
hits a zero top plate
wow wow
I don't know about that, bro.
I'm gonna do just a fucking fart into the mic for like three hours straight or what?
Fuck that shit's so funny my then wife god that shit's good
Wait brain blast
There's nothing dude region fucking sucks
What does he even do
Sometimes you can do 600 damage in one card if you're cool.
I'm gonna fucking lose man
It's super the DSP of slay the spire, can we get a bangle on that guy maybe?
Whenever you enter a question mark room he'll 4 HP interesting
So you turn and draw one card and exhaust one card from your hand
Tierney, huh draw three cards put one card from your hand on top of your draw pile
I have an idea
Ok, smart.
Bro, that's gotta be the low point of Vole's fucking streaming career now.
Getting one and done by low tier god.
Geez, that's tough.
He'll tell full HP poor sleep all the visioners look too exhausted despite the oddities you
decided to sleep because there's a fire of roars and cat crackles through the night the
disgusting trees give off a wretched scent from their pitch black sap you wake up
cover but not rip turn it wait but then I can just fucking turn that into
something you know but mmm baby
Oh
Bitch
Fuck
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
Bitch.
I miscounted!
Do you think you'll be like low tier god when you're 40 in a few more days?
First of all, low tier god is 41, second of all, I'll be 26, so I think I'm okay.
Return and gain energy and stars. Return your hand at this.
Ooh, retain your hand at this turn.
Gain six block, but a card from your discard pile on top of your draw pile.
Hidden cash could be good too.
I'm gonna try this.
You're 26, the years have not been kind to you.
Yeah, I'm sure your parents love you, bro.
Sorry.
What does that mean?
Sorry, didn't mean it.
Hashtag beast mode from the big stf
Shit that really sucks
It's just stuck in my
Wait brain blast
I have an idea. I'm just gonna chill for a second.
What? You are so freaking tough.
Well, it is six.
Wait, this fucking guy sucks ass.
Wait, region fucking sucks, bro.
Choose a card upon top of my draw pile, that one.
Wait, I'm trolling. Fuck me.
Mechanical bottleneck?
Gain of ringing you can only play one card this turn
Way guys, I'm feeling not so confident on this run
I'm not sure.
Are we seeing this bro?
You're chillin' my pollution man.
Fine, there's still chaos.
Happy?
Yeah, very.
Bro I feel like my deck sucks right now.
He does?
He's not gonna die.
Bro, this deck, this guy is terrible!
What does he even do?
played very poorly. If you saved Vigor you would have won already.
Forge 30. The first time you forge each combat adds Salvin blade into your hand. Adds additional
okay that's okay. Foregone conclusion put two crushmen draw a pilot into your hand.
Draw three cards choose a skill in your hand and play it three times. Fuck I give
I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
Wait, why do I not heal?
Alright.
Enchant all strikes your deck with Tez Katara's Ember.
I didn't want to, I wanted to, I didn't even read the other...
Why does it only confirm option, bro?
Oh my god, man.
Wait, this is gonna fuck.
Wow.
Deal 8 damage and gain a thingy.
Why did you click it if you didn't want the option?
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
3
3
2
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
I'm trying to do something here
Bro the shop question mark I'm literally going to fucking crush all of you beneath my mic
Baby together now
I'm doing something right now by the way
I didn't draw at this turn I've been really angry
17 block block attack damage reflected your attacker this turn gain deal 8
damage gain two stars put this card on top of your draw pile
What up, bro?
Devastate, deal 30 damage, Fisticuffs, Bolas, Tier 3, gain 7 block, gain 2 energy, the Butt
plug very nice momentum five what if I just go full radiate build what we think
about that one I kind of fuck with this idea that I'm cooking in my brain and
Then they're gonna have to make it right at this porcelain.
Okay.
Wait, you've actually won.
Can we just finally accept that I'm maybe a smart player every now and again?
It's okay to say things like this, guys.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Bish!
Wait, that didn't kill?
For once.
oh why wait he's just gonna kill himself here no
He's going to kill himself.
Noob down.
Gained 17 block again.
Crush on there.
I need more venerates. That's really what I need or like glow plus. Let me just chill
So how much energy let me chill for now. Hold on. Let me think on this
How come I dropped on you?
Eek, hello.
Ah! I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I guess one of these?
Whenever this enemy is hit by attack add one days into your draw pile, oh fuck you bro.
Why didn't I potion a binding hand?
Bro, I got so many dazed up!
How is this fair?
Wait am I dead? Wait, I'm scared.
Oh, man, the smith.
A lot of stars.
Oh, wait, what is two?
Oh, but it's retained. It's fine. Oh
Just die, bro
Kingly kick, deal 24 damage, have you drawn this card discussed by one?
Eh, we're kind of hitting that fucking pose though.
Is Super TF nice at this game?
Um, yeah.
Yeah, I am by the way.
What's the merchant guy from anything
way that would have been way enchanted
Oh
Never mind
Surprisingly decent given his IQ
Never mind bro, I was gonna say something I don't even fucking care
I'm on a stars.
Stars.
Hit him with the parents don't love him.
That is a classic honestly but I'll chill on it.
The Smith.
God that's tough as hell.
11 of stars.
It requires four stars!
Wait, so I just got to do 40 damage every...
Wait, why is the sword staying?
Ah!
I actually understand it now.
Now I'm kind of getting some shit rolls here.
It's kind of pissing me off.
The smith is back, but I don't... wait.
Does that mean it?
He's gonna do 26 damage. Hold on.
Wait, um... um... um...
Um...
Oh
Regents socks that I'll call as I see it
Northern lion clears like I'm just gonna be so I'm probably better than I would lie at this game
At the start of each boss's combat, he'll 25 HP.
Royal gamble. Gaining 9? Wait! Wait!
It costs? Wait, upgrading?
Five Star Claws?
Yeah, no, yeah, we're doing we're going big mode now as long as I don't die here
I need to draw venerate wait if I do oh Jesus
This is fine.
My deck is too big?
Yeah, it actually is.
I'm too fucking massive.
No way, wait.
No, you fucker.
the way it's fine though
radio value goes out here man go super go you got it wait I'm dead
no I'm not dead but I'm gonna do this
I hate this fuck-ass bug I'm kind of with you bro
who's doing the most damage back home
What do you mean bro? Why'd you type bro? Bro what? What? What do you mean bro? Bro?
What? What? What? What? What? Why are you telling me what? What? Why do I- why do I-
open his roll gamble tell me why tell me why you open his roll gamble
Fairy in a Bottle, when you would die instead of pushing this guard, you'd feel for- yeah, I need that. Pen nib.
Every 10th attack you play deals double damage, 42 gold.
Do you have 30 damage? If this kills an enemy, gain...
It's bait, until I make it work.
What do I not want?
What do I not want?
not one.
Ass I've seen enough
I don't know bro guys. I think I'm losing this room. I think I'm gonna lose this run
I hate to break it everybody here, but I think we're losing this one
And I got to face the fucking crab.
And I'm going to waste my fucking vigor because I don't have enough stock.
I'm just gonna tank the damage I think.
It sounds dumb but I'm cooking.
I need, I need, I need to draw, radiate, like I literally have to draw radiate right here
right now. And I just trolled because that was not what I wanted to do. Wait, I'm the
worse even being alive the guy just got to die I think is what it is
oh now I get knockout blow wonderful wait wait if I can draw venerate please
draw venerate please draw venerate I'm begging I'm actually begging
I was like I fucking put them both on top of the deck, man.
Fuck, in hell.
Retain gamble. Oh, I threw. Oh my god. I forgot
Oh my god saved we're good
So wait, we're gonna glow venerate
Royal Gamble. Hit. Hit. Why am I weak? When did I get weakened? That's so tragic.
That was such a throw. I hate you by the way. I want you to know that.
for your first runs you are not bad if I see one more person type nice order in the chat
I'm going to fucking...
BOOSH!
Wait, so is this my 10th attack?
So should I edge a little bit?
I fucked up.
But I do have the fairy in a bottle.
Frick.
I'm frail now.
Why am I frail?
Jeez!
Next turn, put two questions in a draw pile into your hand.
I am invincible.
gain 9 block at the end of your turn if this is on your draw pile, if this is on top of
your draw pile play it.
I will fork on conclusion.
I can see myself doing some big things with that.
Add one apotheosis to your deck, innate, upgrade all of your cards.
Fur coat. Mark 7 random combats. Enemies in this room have 1 HP.
But yeah, I want apotheosis. That looks kinda cool.
Apotheosis me. Why don't they?
Oh
My god
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
I
Don't think it really matters. I'm about to win cuz I'm fucking powerful and big
But I'm not winning that's weird
I'm gonna lose two max HP I
Who do I blame for that?
Someone in charge of that hit the fall for that?
What are these fucking co- these aren't disgusting top decks like what is going on here?
Re-cars on your draw pile into your hand.
Skip.
It has innate!
Oh!
Wait guys, look at this.
Radiate, Royal Gamble, Venerate.
We venerate...
We royal gamble.
OHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
Oh. Fuck.
Didn't vulnerable...
Didn't vulnerable it before?
Just say you don't understand the game.
Just say you don't know the fucking game.
you don't know how the game works.
Because at the start of each combat, I gain eight vigor for my first attack.
If I vulnerable the enemy first, I lose that eight damage on every single hit.
Just so you don't know how the game works, level fade 0-0.
Please stop, I'm trying to flick the bean here, sorry.
Critical rageboats hit detected, all chatters get to the bunkers.
No bro, it's just, they're just wrong.
It's not even, it's not even bait, they're just wrong.
Wow this is terrible.
Holy fuck this is the worst room ever.
What the fuck is this?
You wait what you don't want to put in a massive building as you pass under a golden archery
horns glare confetti exploding streamers gliding up and stealing entry 810 you are the decider
for today's trial you are not allowed to reject because I'm deciding
A nondescript woman with a hard-to-read face steps forward, she is charged with a crime
of theft and con artistry.
When the woman speaks, you believe her, but ample witnesses attest to her misdeeds.
side of the story are compelling.
Guilty to jail.
the stars is big. I skipped it. Did I piss someone off by doing that? I hope so. It would
you really funny hello I went by the way I don't win by the way I didn't even
Oh
And I still win but like it would have been a lot easier if I didn't do that
No, man my Max H. Oh, I'm blocked. Oh, I'm fine
Flex potion and beush.
Whenever you play sovereign blade, gain 9 block.
Can I upgrade apotheosis?
I get extra energy as well, that's huge.
What the fuck is this soul nexus?
I don't want to take 29 damage, to be honest, and I'm also not top decking Radiate?
Nice.
I'm only subbing calls, my ant block doesn't work anymore, Aga.
the hell why not bro would you do it
I'm doing big things right now.
Eh!
Idiot.
Bro, I really didn't draw my fucking thing?
Where is Radiate? Where is Radiate?
Unbelievable.
I'm thinking a little bit here, careful everybody.
He's just pressing buttons?
I'm literally winning!
I'm literally winning!
And I missed a merchant in this fucking route.
Like, you know.
Wow, I mean just like am I the best player in the game or what?
Punished just say you're fucking jealous of my skill bro
Don't they just get to you they're scared northern lion finally has a competitor that matches intellect. Yeah
Well, I clicked the curse did I not wait what did I just remove I clicked the curse did I not
I removed glow
Why did you remove normality
I feel like Centennial Puzzle is nice, but Gorgon is just so good, no?
What
Beush
An IQ too high I mean I think I am pretty smart like I'll just call it as I see it
She was an attack to enchant with sharp 2?
Ummm...
Sure.
Sure.
Glob head.
Two, just the Hawk-tua of S- of Slay the Spire?
I don't know what that means, bro.
No way, bro.
I'm cooking something right now guys don't worry about it
Yeah, I'm a powerhouse, it is what it is.
Just played random cards, nice.
I know you're typing that with fucking tears falling on your keyboard.
What the fuck is the door?
Well...
Oh my god, I really don't get a fucking...
Maybe I should just attack him.
That's decent.
This is the fucking pile of rocks though.
Like now much is really going on here.
What the fuck?
Who's there, says the doormaker?
What you again?
31 damage bros trying to do
Um, but why not put doubt back? I'm really stupid and ugly and small like a piece of
That says 40 and you're trying to escape what the fuck
Where are you going bitch?
what
no hole bro
actually wait if I draw I need to draw venerate and it's a draw terraforming
right now venerate and terraforming would be just massive
okay i guess i'll go fuck myself okay what if i put radiate back on top
I think I'm going to lose, I think I'm going to lose, man.
I mean sure, but no not really, it's like a retain.
I'm gonna lose I'm gonna lose I'm gonna lose
160 damage, it's fucking massive.
I just don't see how I win this.
I don't see how I win this.
He's gonna do 36 damage to me, I'll lose.
guys i'm getting sad
I'm just getting the worst fucking
You need this humbling to be honest
I mean I just got dog shit luck like what do you want from me?
The doormaker didn't take kindly to the region's disturbance, oh my god man.
I died to fucking rocks.
How the slimy waters call to me?
Placeholder, awesome, nice placeholder, bro.
Kaboom!
A fantastic exclusion marks throughout all the region.
Yeah, bro, I already fucking, hello.
The following cards will appear in future runs.
That's not fair man, I got cheesed!
Guys, why am I paying $25 for an unfinished game by the way?
Ah, thanks loves!
Keep running your mouth now.
Bro, die to a placeholder.
This art is tough.
Bro, you can draw this in fucking paint, bro.
Now that's good art.
A young explorer unlatched the forbidden grimoire.
Earclaps reference?
Oh, I got the net-girl binder.
Oh, wow.
I can't move.
The timeline.
My timeline is ass.
You did well?
Yeah, but I could have done better.
But I can't have done more!
You know what I mean?
Hope they give Necrobinder a swimsuit skin.
what she's a fucking skeleton bro
sexy ass Skelly suck the marrow out her toes
Oh
We share the same goal he killed all that I love I
Love I'm gonna do one more cuz I'm kind of tired, but I just want to see like what she's got going on
Sorry, Oste deals 6 damage, deals additional damage equal to Oste's current HP.
And that's not the most broken thing in the game because why?
You ain't Oste.
If already summoned, raise his max HP by 1 for this combat.
Does a turtle mean I can't even get rid of it, like, even from the shopkeeper?
Keeper?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Oh, that's Oste. I see Oste. Summon 5. Summon Oste with 5 HP. If I already summoned it,
Fuck-ass tadpole. Oh, Toadpole.
Oh, he's back.
Oh, Oste.
Well he keeps getting up though.
I don't know if I can get up ready to fight.
You can't kill me.
Oste deals 6 damage.
Whenever you have an ethereal card, draw 1 card.
Putrify?
hmm what about poke he poke procured glow water potion exhaust your hand and draw
10 cards obtain Fresnel lens lose 13 max HP I don't know about this one
Little scary early lens. Hello. I
Don't think I'm doing this one anyway guys. I'm really freaking tired today. I don't know why
I'm so EP
Giving up already I'm not giving up bro. I'm just EP
I'm just E.P. bro, my bad.
I'll forgive you if you start stream with slain inspire tomorrow.
I don't know if I can promise that, but, um, wait, gain 15 block, reduce this crutch cost
by an energy when anyone dies.
I did a survey and most people want Odubski into Tekken.
Wait, really?
Why'd someone add me on Twitter two hours ago
and said, I had SuperTF,
saw some yawing that made me think of you?
All right, bro.
That's cool.
That's pretty cool.
I think it's my bedtime.
I think it's my bedtime.
The Necrobinder abandoned her destiny. God, she sucks.
The defect reboots, surrounded by wreckage of molten metal ash and thousands of dead bugs, data log corrupt.
Oh, that's the last character! Oh, well, that's kind of... I mean, that's kind of cheating. I don't even play.
Guys, our early acts is getting shameless.
Anyways, I'm tired.
You're about to piss me off?
I'm sorry, bro.
hate me wait guys news resident evil
Requiem has sold six million copies
Wow
Don't care hey, I care
Hey guys, what if I cranked out a 24-hour stream real quick
No, I actually would not be able to do that right now, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right guys, um, I'm leaving now.
Goodbye everybody. I will see you around. Peace and love, y'all.
Mbush! Bye!
Thanks for watching.