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03-17-2026 · 8h 53m
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Uh-oh.
Handsome alert.
TF has gone live!
Yo, what up guys?
smart
What up y'all?
It is live
Okay, so when are we playing everyone's favorite game marathon marathon yeah, actually everything
Smart, so yeah might have to tap into that later actually, so I don't know why I laughed
I don't know why I laughed.
Do-do-do-do-do.
I actually have my wife giving birth, R.N.
How you feeling?
How you feel about calling him Matthew after the big M?
Did you miss go Matthew?
smart
Forget your wife and sub up. Well, you're right that guy's not even subbed. What the hell
What the fuck
Yeah, what's going on everybody how we doing today
Yay, does my vision fail me or is the most beautiful streamer in all of the world live
Yeah, what I'm yelling not you just need a shave and a bj
Sorry what I know what Tekken is saved
bro
Yeah, the Tekken notes are out Tekken pass notes. I looked at some um
Why didn't really look at them? I kind of just like skim them
bro
Am I crazy or is it like?
like not anything crazy I really only skim them I didn't look at much I didn't
realize you were already playing SDS to off-stream what what is this world record
Slay the spire to ironclad
This is you my hand somebody came that's why my girl I get on like go Jen before
No, this is not me. I'm sorry, bro. I hit the break it to you. This is not me. Like are you even like?
No, I've not seen this bro
but don't be it don't be the fucking I got this guy's pretty easy actually this
is probably easier than most normal boys I'm not damaging you but it's it's not
fucking on board did you see this ah this is you my handsome king was that
bro a boy should be like a bowl of cornflakes sweet cold harmless
available dry wet corn sexless dangerous shy extroverted the grand
Canyon hot two inches tall the opposite of himself a lesbian god also
Did you see this bro this shit is so
Bad and so can you listen video wait they follow me guys this shit is so
Fucking cool by the way
This DLSS shit
No, this shit is so bad.
Bro, hold on.
You know what this looks like?
I'll first look at her.
Here's Grace Ashcroft as she is.
You know what this looks like?
You guys ever see those like fake gamer Twitter accounts that are like right wing and they're
like all interaction blue check mark bait and they're like when are we gonna bring sexiness
back into video games and they have some like AI edited dog shit over whatever character
they're fucking making fun of?
That's exactly what this shit looks like bro.
Who the fuck is this?
That is not grace, bro!
Give us an example?
I actually have an example.
This one might be satire, but...
Hold on, let me find this tweet.
Give me a second.
Where is it?
years I love you soup actually it's been a way where the hell is his tweet at I
know I have it somewhere ah here we go actually is this one satire I don't even
fucking know while you're on Twitter make female video game characters
attractive again
is this even set up make wait
No, I don't know if this is satire.
This guy might be real.
Anyways, this is what this shit fucking looks like, bro.
Oh, this is so bad.
Like that's just not even Starfield
why do people care so much about hyper realism in games bro it doesn't even look realistic
though it just looks like shit this looks like this doesn't even look like this looks
What like this looks way way better, bro
Yeah, I know this almost looks like spider Johansson like
It's so weird
It looks better to me. This looks better to you than than than this
Hold on I think part of the problem is that we're looking at this through Twitter video
Like it's just so
It's just so bad, bro.
Notice how they're using Resident Evil 9 on low settings?
Yeah, I was going to say it almost looks like this version is on like a PS5.
Or like, yeah, just low settings.
And then when they just change it, it's like, I don't know, bro.
Monday Mr. T. It's bad smart crazy that this is their demo footage like who is
What's the point of this?
Another important step in pushing visual fidelity forward, helping players become even more
immerse in the world of Resident Evil.
Also, yeah, bro, like how are they gonna show like this?
And that like, that's a different person.
Also, yeah, why is this a common thing with AI?
Why does AI make people look like they're moist?
Why is it such a common thing that AI does?
Yeah, they're like sweaty or something
It's so weird
Literally just because of porn guys, I think we're we're going a little bit
Guys, I don't think the trillion dollar company is
Is backed by porn. I'm sorry to say I don't think Nvidia is is I like video
I just don't think that's the case guys these game developers. I'm sorry
Yeah, this you were losing the plot action that is mobile porn games. I see on tic-tock advertisements
WW Nvidia WW Sam Altman WW Rock smart super love like it. I
Don't know man
I just saw DLSS running across multiple games, it's not a face filter.
Have you seen this yet, King?
Even scrolling social media, you'd think invaders shipped an Instagram beauty filter for
video games. I get why it's the first reaction, but it misses the true picture by a wide margin.
Getting a human face to look truly photo realistic in real time has been one of the most expensive
problems computer graphics from a compute standpoint. Subsurface scattering on skin the
way light interacts with the individual strands of hair, the micro expressions that make a
character feel alive rather than a wax figure. Smart. I will.
But like this doesn't look real to me like am I insane?
Like obviously this doesn't look real either, but this doesn't so not it is this it's just in a different way
Yeah on candy Valley exactly
Is that fst
Deal us this off, guys, spot the difference, guys, the grapes are like a different color.
like literally all I can see smart but why do video games need to look real
that's what I'm saying bro
I don't fucking know, man.
Let me see.
This footage wasn't recorded in game, it was captured from a monitor, so I would suspect
that the artifacts are much more noticeable in motion.
I did look a little bit uncanny, I would say, but definitely the overall...
Why is he like, Omega-muting?
What is happening?
Why did he turn into a lizard there?
What the fuck?!
portray those characters as much more surface you're missing the big picture by a large
margin the real utilities being able to increase the fidelity on computer generated images the
US government makes out of blurry pictures of protests to utilize the audio they isolate
to make a more visible picture of your identity for persecution of first amendment protected
activities that will be outlawed within the next three years the voices the
voices that was happening they trained the AI on 8,000 hours of clavicular
stream and like the hair bro why does it look like that it's so
Aw man.
Found at the LSS5 demo for Hitman.
No, I know! He blinks like...
The overall picture.
What?
Apparently, the video they put out was recorded on a rig that needed two 5,090s to produce that slop.
No, yeah. His eyelids have eyes.
Bro, just this side-by-side is so bad.
What are we doing to brace, bro?
And my RAM is $300?
Fuck everything.
You might want to triple that price, bro.
RAM, if you're getting RAM for $300 these days,
you got to fucking steal.
smart check out the new dls s5 dls s5 takes a frames color and motion vectors
as input to deliver photoreal lighting and materials that are deterministic
temporarily stable and anchored or temporarily stable and anchored to the
game's content
guys am I crazy this is just like word slop no like you read this and then
Like I've read this and this means nothing to me.
Deterministic, temporally stable,
and anchored to the game's content.
Like I've read this and this just means nothing.
But holy fuck, the faces are unironically those I used AI
to make this woke game better
and just gives people Botox and Makeup.
Those are all computer science terms?
Okay, but like anchored to the game's content.
What the fuck are they trying to get at here, bro?
Because this is not Resident Evil.
Why did they make him glow?
He's shining!
Oh, jesus.
What's that fucking ass?
Bro this is so good.
What is this?
Well, Victor the Cortisol spiked not even 10 seconds into playing a video game and started
crashing out about how they're jester.
Wait a minute.
Can't just do video games?
Like he has a gold 76 gun?
Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not doing that shit.
I'm not, I'm not doing this fucking bullshit.
Not a fucking chance, bro.
Not a chance at all, bro.
Not, not a fucking chance at all.
I always, I always do like one trial run on video games.
then I realize I'm like, bro, I can't do it.
It's just like a fucking absolute nightmare overload.
Like it is the worst of the worst.
Like, and people, I see people doing 10 hour streams
on video games, like play throughs and shit.
I'm like, dude, after about 30 seconds,
I just wanna kill myself.
Like, I don't get it.
That's me by the way.
Is it, like, do I have to just get better
and then it gets enjoyable?
I'm just the concept of general just sucks you low key mentality mock him on overwatch
Terrible it's brutal
Like place the war games. Yeah, no, not a chance bro. Not a fucking chance not a chance in hell
They're good really just
All righty
But why does he have a gold gun
Oh
No, no, no Rupal speed laugh. Yeah, I saw that
Are you hyped for Alex coming to Street Fighter tomorrow? Um, not particularly
I'm sorry but I laughed a little too hard at this.
At what?
Congressman Neil Don of Florida had had some real health challenges and it was very serious
and had had a pretty grim diagnosis and I mentioned it to the president and I said Congressman
Don is a real champion and a patriot because he's still coming to work and if others
got this diagnosis they would be out to go home and retire and what was the
diagnosis it was uh I mean I think it was a terminal diagnosis he would be
dead by Jim okay that wasn't public but yeah congressman
okay
have you seen this how Bush came to be
news hold on Jamal Bradley right you've
animated for Team Fortress you here's here's a little piece of feedback that
I've been like talking specifically about lash about animations his Perry is
cool I would love if he did that thing that came came rule does yeah I know
But the difference is like when you do this you can't-
I'm-
HOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH HOOH
That's my change!
We appreciate your applause, well I greatly appreciate you being in the stream.
This is very-
BOOSH!
That trumpet reminded me of this.
Of what?
It drove me to a point of exhaustion, which was misdiagnosed by a-
I'm not going to say what race, what people, uh, doctor and what hospital and what media
went to. We know I can't say that. It was a Jewish doctor.
Like why even preface at all? Like if you're just like, he folded under zero pressure. I don't even
why even say all the bullshit before that bro have you seen this new abram's
tick wait so how do I do it I all first and then oh and it lasts the whole time
By the way the whole time I'm at it for the girls on my
Holy fucking sound effects man
Guys is tech conceived I can't get on the fucking website cuz it's like too much traffic
literally deadlock cinema looking handsome today king at Teresa and thanks
astronomy Sam Ramley seven prime thoughts and concerns I can't believe
this I can't believe this what is this is he survived
We don't get stuck in the last of us as he survived
Sorry pal, I don't think we're gonna click wow
I saw I saw recently on
QXC, that dead GKSI's brother is Lord of Destruction 5 in Tekken. Would you attempt the battle?
Is he actually? Is he God 5? Is that real news?
Smart. Good morning.
Leon and I are like twins bro, it's scary.
That's awesome bro.
Why don't you play Overwatch this passionately?
Yeah!
Ah!
No, stop crying.
Fucking f***ers.
Touchscreen stabbing us, where you going?
Yeah!
Yeah!
What did he just say?
I feel like that was edited to mid-
I don't think he's-
Snipers.
I'm pretty sure he said snipers.
I'll kill you brother.
39 9th is gonna get somebody to kill me.
I'm B injuryside snipers!
Or losers, yeah!
What is this?
play mean that I don't know bro mean that
I can't even get on the Tekken's website
Use this link oh this works. Oh my god, there's so wait
Geez
Tech in his back is it a
Rank point gain loss adjustments the rank point thresholds for promotion of the motion will
be adjusted, gained or lost from match will be adjusted, demotion conditions are adjusted.
Players will not be demoted unless they lose two consecutive matches even if their rank
points fall below the demotion threshold.
they're pulling an overwatch.
And like every other competitive game I guess these days.
Oh, matchmaking will now be based on the rank
of the character currently being used.
This is how it was, right?
And they changed it to their, to your highest rank.
And then I guess they went back to this.
What game is this about? Tekken. The best game. Holy fuck, Armor King is massive.
Ah, here we go. This is what's important.
Version 3.0 balance direction.
There we go. This is their philosophy for this season apparently.
Adjustments that respect each character's concept, strengths, and weaknesses while preventing excessive performance gaps.
Adjustments were made with the goal of creating a battle experience in which each character's individuality can be felt more clearly within neutral interactions and mind games.
Speaking of that, oh my god, Paul is huge.
Revision of the relationship between unique power upstates and the heat system.
It was changed so that when the heat ends, character specific power upstates were also
removed at the same time.
Wait, situations in which Powered-Up states could be maintained for an extended duration
by using Heat as the starting point have been reduced.
Wall splat on Heat Smash is gone.
Improvement to Air Combos?
Wait a minute.
The issue where Air Combos became excessively long when a Heat Engager was landed as
a grounded hit and then followed by heatbash was it addressed the previous system where the opponent's
airborne distance was reduced under these conditions was removed and the behavior was adjusted to
match that of standard air combos. Okay, so combos are shorter? Question marking.
interesting okay but like did they nerf the shit out of Anna so why does she
We have one, two, three, four new moves.
She needs it.
Also wait a minute.
They got, before when they had balance patches, they would give people up arrows or down arrows.
But now it just says balance.
Why don't they say if it's a buff or a nerf anymore?
I mean, I guess they expect me to read it?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Maybe my arrows, bro.
Wait, I feel like Ana didn't even get nerfed.
Or like she barely got nerfed, am I crazy?
What's the perfect timing? Blocking has been reduced by two frames?
Wait, guys, is Tekken back?
She lost a lot of counter hits?
Oh wait, I adjusted the opponent's behavior on counter hit for the second hit to master of a normal...
Oh, I see, I see.
So they remove it... Oh, okay, this str- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Guys, I need someone smarter than me. You know what? I have an idea.
I'll tell you if the patch is good or not.
Reina is characterized by rapid paced offense and defense built around her numerous stance
techniques such as Sentai and Soku and Heaven's Wrath.
In version 3.0, adjustments were made to expand her options after transitioning to making
it easier to create new offensive routes while also standardizing the frame data of
Senpai and Heaven's Wrath to improve consistency and support clear situational decision making.
New move. A new high attack with homing properties was added for Yusuke and Soku on counter hit.
Down for 1, 2 will connect as a guaranteed follow-up, allowing Rayna to transition into heat.
Oh!
Ohhhh.
Smart.
High Super.
Review of Sentai and Heaven's Wrath, the recovery time of certain Sentai transitions was reduced
and the frame advantage of Heaven's Wrath was adjusted.
The long recovery that occurred when transitioning from the follow-up technique was improved
for Heaven's Wrath, the frame data was adjusted to make offensive and defensive decision-making
easier after transitioning into the stands.
move wait the recovery time when transitioning into sentai on hit was
reduced by 18 frames guys what does that mean you reduced by 18 frames
Does that mean she can act 18 frames faster when she goes into Sentai on 1-1-2?
Wait, that's not- is that not like fucking insane?
Is that not like literally a guaranteed mix now?
Like you can't even power crush that or anything?
On hit only.
Doesn't change the frame damage means the move is faster.
Oh, okay, okay, and the opponent recovers the same.
Okay, I got you.
Two, two, two, the opponent's recovery time when block has been reduced by two frames.
And the advantage on block has been changed from minus 4 to minus 6.
Wait, why is Rana getting nerfed?
The timing at which an action can be before and after the transition to Heaven's Wrath
was shortened by 4 frames.
down to the behavior of the opponent on counter hit has been changed. Interesting. Down back
two. Adjusted the opponent's behavior in the second it connects up to a counter hit and
changed the friend data advantage from minus three to plus three. Plus three. Why is Reina
getting nerfed! Oh no that's a buff, never mind. Sorry.
Well Raine actually got like nothing to hurt his other characters now. Did Brian get nerfed
at least surely right oh yeah Brian's getting fucking nerfed holy shit all he
lost was pond hit smash well I can't speak to that what I say hit smash
super heat smash I mean he'd smash this fucking stupid I mean the snake eyes
Guys got nerfed pretty bad, no?
What about, what about Nina?
I'm speechless. I didn't think a patch of this magnitude was possible
Wait, did Claudio get nerfed? If they didn't nerf Claudio games dead
Okay
wait
forward 3-4
Changed from advantage from minus 8 to minus 4
Now deals chip damage on block, adjusted the tracking performance to make it more likely
to hit.
Okay, so we're buffing Claudia Y.
Increase recovery on block and whiff by two frames
GG we lost guys don't have to hop on Tekken today. What do we think?
I'm not a Tekken fan, but this is Deji's Tekken profile and stats. Is it good? He's got a destruction too. Yeah, that's pretty good, bro
God of destruction too, that's pretty good.
But put up a bupbup.
This is far more important news.
Similarly, you follow me back on Instagram if I follow you?
No, I don't think so.
Hi Ozaki, and BitBunny, and Farde, and Snowy, thanks everyone.
This is far more important news.
Androgenic has been exposed for fraud maxing on clavicular erectile fixing his shoulder pads in front of chat.
Who is tovicular? He kind of just spawned in one day.
Yeah bro why did fruitberries tweet this? Generational 2100 and PB in the same run, image on the
right unrelated.
Guys, can we run this through DLSS5 and see what we get?
Wait, this is clavicular? Really?
Oh, wait, I think I heard that. Looking for advice, 19 male.
I lost my daughter three weeks ago. Thirteen. She was faster than me at twelve, and I run a six-minute mile.
We are going hashtag back to basics with this one.
Terry Bogar, new move, Buster Wolf.
Mesh.
No, but seriously, why did they get rid of the down and arrows and the up arrows for the patch notes?
Guys, is Tekken back?
Is Tekken back?
They keep meming on the arrows?
What do you mean by that?
Who else was broken last patch?
I'm trying to think.
I feel like Law was really good.
Oh, Oscar, right.
Oscar Kazama.
Well, I'm just reading, she has a lot of damage nerfs.
Damage from 20 to 17, 520 to 515, 27, 24, 30, 26.
it decrease or increase I guess? I don't know what the hell you would call that.
Roger Jr.
What? You're Reddit post? What am I doing wrong?
Oh
This is a serious you this is oh you're being serious. That's a little
Well
I'm gonna be honest bro, this doesn't tell me anything
Well, I can look through this but like this doesn't really tell me anything. I'm sorry
Notice that we don't buy any greens on Lash.
We buy stamina and trophy collector.
Okay, that's your problem actually, is you're buying trophy collector, put that thing away.
No unstoppable?
Like when you old?
When do tech and servers even come up by the way?
Like 4 hours?
Oh jeez.
Just play Street Fighter?
Wait, did you guys see Slime got banned for for streaming for like a day?
Why are they why are they keeping him down?
What'd he do?
Rules are rules, but if they're cracking down on me then the Reaper is coming from any others
Anyway, pretty sure this was reported from a guy who was a dick and when I pulled up his account on stream
It only had a bio about how he's been for style rapping for 15 years
Advocating trauma towards others. What do you be tapping? Honestly free slime, bro. Fuck it free slime
I'm
Friend on mommy again, it will be longer. I have friends in high places says Tim 64. Oh
My fucking god, man
How do I report super for advocating trauma towards me?
Can we free slime bro
I appreciate the vlog today bro, I hope you spread it.
Bro, why did we all do this, like this is just like a waste of money, a waste of food,
you gotta clean this shit.
Is it really anything for the content these days?
All this for sub 10k likes?
The last thing I'm dreaming of...
Smart.
Super doesn't own the advocate trauma.
He perpetuates it.
Wrong.
Smart.
Bangle.
Bangle.
What do we got today?
2013 a billion and very hard?
I mean 2013 I should be able to get, no?
You know it?
I
Love you
I think this song is real actually, you know what I think about it?
Wait.
Wait.
Is this Miley Cyrus?
We can stop.
We can not cease.
So you doing a bit?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Bro, stop fucking asking about Enclosed Horse.
I fucking hate this game, bro.
close horses fucking terrible have you watched the earclaps today no should I
tap in oh my god earclaps earclaps earclaps oh my god oh my god oh my god
super when you have a top plz zz zz there's no uh tba tbd I don't know wrench
and flask versus if it's crossbow I'm betting on the other guys it is what it is guys wrench
and flask gotta win this one last versus crossbow is so buns who will win wrench and flask all
the way. Although this might take a while because these are all kind of low DPS guys. Torch, I
I mean towards you gonna have to carry just so hard, bro.
Guys, we are 40 seconds in and Crossbow has done 39 damage.
And there's two people on the fucking screen.
What is the ABI?
You could see your response.
Bad matchup for Crossbow genuinely.
Does he have a single good matchup?
What's a good matchup for crossbow?
And you can't even say grower, because grower fucking threw him in a dumpster.
Like if I'm torch, I'm just so tilted.
Like I have a fucking bum on my team.
Like what can I do, bro?
RENCH CARRIED?
Yeah, because he like, boxed them in.
Torch was just stuck down here the whole time.
Flask was doing the DPS and Torch was fucking...
I don't know what you want to call that.
Doing the kiting, doing the...
Yeah.
The CC.
Should I tap into connections real quick?
and Emmy wrestle pack rat oh okay cart right molasses gaggle of geese a gaggle of geese
Geese?
Pack.
A pack of wolves, a gaggle of geese?
Traffic.
Cone.
They already did cone recently though.
Wrath.
Sloth.
Envy Pride.
Seven Deadly Sins?
Things that are slow. Sloth? Traffic? Molasses?
What else is slow or is the glacier slow?
2.
Pride.
What is Cartwright?
Wrath?
Swath?
Envy?
Emmy?
Guys, I don't think I'm getting a single one today.
Pod?
A pod.
Two.
Traffic molasses sloth.
An ice glacier.
An ice pack.
An ice envy.
An ice two.
An ice pride.
An ice wrestle.
An ice gaggle.
An ice Emmy.
An ice molasses.
An ice traffic.
An ice sloth.
An ice-
A pod.
A pod.
A pod.
A pod.
Guys, I'm cooked. I have a smudge in my glasses. Hold on. That's the problem
That's the issue
Wrestle
What is a wrestle what would be wrestling
How is it not seven deadly sins I'm pissed off
guys what else is slow
I don't know. I'm cooked. Okay, I was right I guess. Glacier I think is a little bit
of a stretch but a pack? A gaggle? But like I don't know anything else that like a pod
Maybe and uh and a what a pack of wolves a gaggle of geese a pot of
Two
Ending in a Y. N-V-O-K-N-E-M-E.
Words that sound okay, N-V, M-E, M-E.
Okay, like North East, like N-E-O-K-N-V North Virginia?
M-E-Me?
Okay, that's just fucking stupid.
What is cartwright?
One-Away.
One away
To wrestle wrath Cartwright a pack a gaggle a pride and a pod
I have no fucking clue I
Don't know what a pride is I
Just bullshit in my way through this fucking connections. I'll be so serious
Silent W
Oh, yeah, that chatter was right your high school diploma was from Google. Oh, this connection is kind of sucked
Okay, yeah pride of lions. What's a pod?
Did I miss super analyzing all of the patch?
Well
Guys what the hell okay wait, what is M e supposed to abbreviate me and V
May so silly
Nevada oh
That says state abbreviations. I'm so stupid
Still one though. Team Liquid just dropped RuPaul? Wait, already? Damn, that was fast!
Oh, geez.
Oh, God.
Wait, guys, I'm gonna have to sub in for support.
Why are these Overwatch players so stupid?
Bro, I don't even know.
Liquid hasn't done anything?
No, someone just said he got dropped, what?
Oh, there you go.
We have decided to release RuPaul
and move him from Overwatch roster.
What'd he do?
Bro, this is while he's streaming by the way.
Like, is he stupid?
Is he dumb?
Is he actually dumb?
So is he gonna scream?
I know bro.
He was screaming.
I know.
Bro, they're gonna stop streaming scrims after this?
That's just like so...
I mean, what can you do?
What can you do?
Who does liquid even pick up now?
All right.
I, uh, I gotta do something.
I got this.
I got this.
Bro, stop.
I hate this fucking Enclosed Horse Game, bro.
Stop asking me about it. Stop fucking asking about it. This game is terrible.
I win. Yay.
You hate it because you suck at it. No, bro, I hate it because it's terrible.
I hate it because it's a bad game.
And it's not fun or enjoyable to play
Like it needs something it needs some sound effects, bro
It needs some
I do any better than that.
Yeah man, I did it!
Oh, thanks, love!
Best of the Kira-Kira Super.
Your people need you now more than ever.
Kikbi, I asked for me, are Ren.
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, I already did this guess the game that you linked and I got it in one, bro.
Today's got the game though
What the hell is this bro like need for speed to
PS3 like Gran Turismo 3
Gran Turismo 3
It is Gran Turismo
Gran Turismo 4
Gran Turismo 5.
Yes.
Have you seen that SCP-3008 game that came out?
No I have not seen that.
Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Songless, I kind of hate songless, but I'll do it.
Because no, the website sucks.
No, I'm not doing it. No, no, I'm not doing it.
The website fucking breaks.
Smart. Me on a B-day.
No, I'm told that I hate that website.
And then I got linked to TikTok that I can't even watch.
Like, it's just over, bro.
It's just so over.
I
What is this dial to that GG
Humans can't reliably recall colors. This is a simple gonna say a good or bad. You are it will show you five colors
And you try and recreate that single player
What why does it have fucking the Minecraft narrator purple?
It's like a purple. Okay. I'm looking at it. I see it. It's a purple
Ah, shit.
Uncomfortably accurate.
Oh, really?
I don't think so, but okay.
Okay.
I got it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Impressive and nobody cares.
Okay I have a- so it's like a- it's like a puke- it's like a puke yellow, I've seen
that color before.
It's like a puke yellow, like a puke- no, ehh.
That's close.
It's like an aquamarine, like a light aquamarine-ish, like a light aquamarine-ish.
I'm right there.
Oh my god!
Oh, what the fuck, like a clay?
Like a light clay, like a light clay, it's like a light clay.
Like a light clay.
That's kind of bad.
Well, how'd I do?
Better than 89% of players?
Wow, that was impressive.
Now show us what shade of pink it is, Arga.
Ask your mother.
And it's LifeLoxes!
How about Sonic Hurdle?
Well, there's something about Sonic fans.
I don't know what it is, but something about them.
Hot chick heaven.
They're cut from the same cloth.
You are.
Be nice.
I don't think that's true.
What a price to pay.
more horror games since you're a blast more horror swap huh yeah fuck of horror games your
We already saw about we already watched that your clacks today
Crossbow might just be uncariable. I don't know it is what it is
Scrandall I find I'll do scrandall that's not last one last last daily bonus round
I'm picking this looks this is like too much. I'm just picking the sausage
To battered sausages with chips and curry sauce or peri peri chicken wrap with waffle fries and peri mayo
That's pretty good, bro. I'm taking that chicken wrap damn 7% is brutal
battered sausage and chips with curry sauce or loaded fries yeah I'll be taking my loaded
fries wow no one likes okay battered sausage sorry where's my Pots and curry Ireland I miss
the mini guys New York Times where's my coffee away from us fucking cocks I miss seeing super
Squirm and struggle in his seat. We need to march on the New York Times office and protest the asses
Wait, that reminds me after this game. I need your guys help real quick or something. I
Mean, I'm not really a big fan of the steak and kidney pie
But I think it's better than these fries. Okay
my bad
Taco's no price data. Sleepy as in her world of Warcraft.
Chicken, chips, and curry sauce.
Taco's look pretty good though.
Although I really don't like radish on a taco. Am I am I am I wrong for that?
Grow up.
Curry cheese chips or chicken curry and rice with a bottom okay easy this cheese ain't even melted bro
The Hooper special more like the pooper special
Jumbo hot dog or chips with curry sauce
What's up with this is that mustard oh mustard
Bro chips with curry sauce just look like why is it so popular over there?
This looks so ass.
Like these fries look sad.
Guess the hot dog.
You look sad too, yet I continue to tune in.
Okay, this hot dog or...
Oh brother.
I guess the chicken curry and chips I guess
What is going on in Ireland man, okay, we're not taking the cheese dog. I'm sorry. It's just not happening
It's just not happening
Smart
like we couldn't even take it out of the fucking plastic we got my crash singles
still wrapped I guess I'll take my $7 boiled hotdog but like I'm not happy
about it seven pound I guess okay wait this is what I need to help with it
with real quick
okay i need i've heard this on the floor
i think someone's probably before i don't know what it's called though
and i was watching slimes fucking three hour
mega compilation of him playing minecraft
uh...
and i heard it again
now ignore what he says in this clip just listen to the song please okay
hold on
where is it
I lost R in front of SuperTF. Oh no.
I lost, I lost Aura in front of the busted hose.
What is this song in the background?
What song is playing in the background?
I lost R in front of SuperTF. Oh no.
I lost, I lost Aura in front of the busted hose.
Dark reality from Kingsfield?
Dark reality Kingsfield?
Yes, you're right.
Wait, this is a FromSoft game.
The busted hoes.
Guys, am I busted?
This is not just one of the playlists.
Wait, that's where I've heard it from!
Zule the Witch!
Oh my god!
That's where I've heard this song!
I knew I'd heard it somewhere!
Yes, bro!
The goat?
Yeah, I like her videos.
You gotta be the only MF I know of that listens to video game music.
So you just watched me watch a clip of another guy listening to video game music while he was playing Minecraft
So then you proceed the type that I'm the only person that you know of that listens to video game music
Genuine question. Are you thick in the head?
Was that a 7.30am festival for a St. Paddy's Day party at my college and the DJ was playing
your theme song?
That's awesome man.
That's awesome bro.
Alright, lock my cock.
Let's go.
Do you buy your lube and condoms at the store or do you shamefully get them off Amazon like
a soy cell?
I bought them at the store. I bought them at the store.
I bought them at the store.
I doordash my condos.
favorites
What happens when you meet when you when like your eyes meet when you're like exchanging the fucking bag with the delivery driver, you know
And he knows what's in there?
Why is he scared of playing overwatch well, I mean I literally played overwatch yesterday, but
smart it's my birthday
from me king
Rem I snooze on that
Yeah, I don't order condoms off Amazon, bro. Sorry, man.
Smart.
I look into their prey eyes with lust to take the back from their hands and growl a little.
That's awesome, man.
What size pussy do you wear?
What are we typing right now, bro?
well it's like that stupid fucking picture but showing like like a male
condom and a female condom and then like the captions like damn women be having
big talks for real
guys I'm trying to play deadlock but I can't aim for shits do you think it's
time to blow my shit smooth Kate thinking um no
No.
The first time I bought condoms the guy skinning them went A and I did not like that.
Yeah, that's a little odd.
I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about that one.
That's someone who definitely doesn't get any, by the way.
if that actually happened and you're not just lying.
That's someone who definitely doesn't get any.
Says you, I mean takes one to no one, no.
I just use the self checkout.
Yeah, but see like bro, that's not possible sometimes
because like especially like,
I think in most places these days at a CVS the condoms are like locked up and shit
So you got to like call someone over and then over the fucking loudspeaker in the store. It says
customer service needed at
What is it family planning is that what it's called I use that way customer service needed
Okay, whenever someone would family planning right?
That's what it says
what the fuck is family planning take a fucking guess bro then everyone in the
store knows that you're about to fucking lay some pipe customer service
needed at family planning aisle why are they locking away condoms bro in
California if you go to a CVS I think literally almost not everything but like
I swear 80% of the aisles are like locked up it's kind of crazy
I took some condoms before bro the thing is you can like definitely get free condoms
like if you really need them there's like so many places that would get they give
out free condoms I lost my wife 10 weeks ago 21 years faith yeah bro you said this
like 25 minutes ago or somebody else did she was faster than me at 12 and I run
No, it wasn't you somebody else at it
What about eight inches and thick?
But you like skinny guys
Every college gives free condoms. Yeah, your method of just agreeing with everyone and my stress has lowered. Yeah, it helps bro
But yeah bro like in California when I went when I went to go buy aloe vera
when I was out in California for the streamer games they had that shit locked
up too I was like what they had fucking toothbrushes locked up it was fucking
crazy customer service required at the bone zone repeat Matthew needs help getting
the Magnum condoms out of the bone zone you ever go get condoms and you just lie
and be like yeah give me the extra large has one of the most no inspection
Program in the US also happy birthday birthday cake emoji. Yeah, shout out Pennsylvania, bro. My son birthday yet, but thanks, bro
How are you supposed to find your size just
Smart.
Guys, I have a question to ask that's maybe a little bit embarrassing.
When you were like younger or like a virgin, did you try on a condom like by yourself so that like when the time came you would know what to do?
Or is that just me?
That's normal.
Party invite from Deadlock Daniel, striving towards protection in the hideout.
Says Deadlock Daniel.
hmm do I want to hit the duo queue today hmm let me think about this I appreciate
all the content thank you boy let me think about this one
yes or else bro he hates Connor no I don't hate Connor it's actually in
Connor's kind of funny.
But like,
why do you actively push people to let it,
oh my God, we're being cringed, man.
We're being cringed, man.
I
Convinced that the USO franchise is just doomed every years
Well like oh my god, I'm the fucking
I
Know what I'm low-pup. Yeah, what up? Yeah, what up, dude?
Really
I was always really good at the game, but I'm even better now. Oh, wow
Ranker you oh
Shit throw me a random
Eight Eternus four nice same
Say same
My really?
Did you get into phantom?
You need to get to phantom.
That's where the real game is played.
Oh, shit.
That's not bad, though.
You go too high.
It's a whole different experience.
It's like it's not even like deadlock at that point.
True, actually.
I opened up your strafe and you were talking about putting a condom on.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Got you something.
I was saying like you know like when you if you were like younger and like you know you were scared to like not know what to do in the
Moment so like you practice for it
You know what I'm talking about?
You ever do that?
I see what you're talking about. You can't say I was in that.
Oh.
I did that.
Oh, it's the me thing.
On my own time.
Not bad.
No, I'm not.
You fucked your pillow? No, bro! I'm just saying like I didn't-
I would have been too afraid to like go purchase a condom in the store
That's maybe I have to fucking be
Teen your say support. I don't know
Let's not fuck the couch guys.
Doorman!
I need a good doorman build.
What's I don't got cuz I don't know what he's doing or what
Fuck no
I don't build their ass I think that might be real actually
What if I run it down?
It's impossible to be bad on this character?
impossible huh there's his left click need to pierce by the way does he need
I
Know anybody on this team got my yo, what up, bro
The Connery's pants. Yes, bro
I have a buddy with me. I have my friend here raging garlic
Say hi, hello
Raging garlic
I don't think it's possible I'm better than I don't think it's not even like believable.
I have to run, I'm 1 HP you goodbye.
out real news. What feels like falling for silver as a new player? Parzellian.
Who's better cars are I know I mean I don't put on steam
E-Rob on electronic Roberts
I'm gonna play do a minute a minute. I might be a little rusty. I'm not gonna lie
Me not I'm gonna meet in a while actually
Oh geez
I'm a bunny, they made me a bunny.
They made me a bunny.
I
Yeah
Smack the shit out of you
Hold on I just know John John the mallest you in an E3 game once is this true. Um, yeah, he was all in
Venator, yeah, they 45 things soles and like 21 minutes or some shit
What'd you say they're scared do you need the powers of that true
But like he wasn't even in my lane so I love whoa whoa whoa my for wait, I'm lagging I'm lagging
Why is there an explosion in our fucking lane?
Wait, what is happening? Oh my god, my games
Yeah, I'm gonna restart. Yeah, I don't
What the fuck
TLSS oh shit
There was like an explosion there
Good PC there is bro. Did you see that there was an explosion by the shop? What the fuck that was crazy
All righty
All right, let's go team lock in y'all
All right, my bells are gonna start fucking nuking them get down
I forgot about that character.
I forgot he could do that.
Yo, they gotta remove the fucking magician.
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, I mean, he's...
He's actually a little silly, I can't learn it.
Yeah, what up, bro?
Why'd you play in Door Man?
Yeah, I ran into him though.
I was playing random when I got down there.
Door Man's honest.
Okay, you got my respect back.
I have a really bad tummy ache.
Can you give me a kiss and make it all better, Poro-san?
We'll see.
Ready to take them to-
Bro, if I have a tummy ache though, I don't want anybody to touch me. Stay away from me.
No way.
Oh my god.
Uh oh.
and
over at a close in clean up
Think lash might be there too well did she get healed up from the human while she was a
How did she actually live?
That's crazy
Whoa.
What do you want, Silver?
Wow, she actually got stuck on there?
Are you serious?
We're getting top in this lane, is this normal?
I
Have a plan
I'm gonna kidnap someone and shove them into our fucking into our thing ready to kill the magician
Oh
Check this out
No way I'm out of range there is that not crazy
8k Sinclair? Yeah, but we are on Calico, who's almost 5k, so we're chillin' I think.
I'm
Man
Well, why do we have like three in our lane constantly what's going on here? Oh
Now the frills here as well. Oh, geez
Oh geez
Party at mid I know disgusting right
They outscale you hard? Yeah, we might get fucked this game. Actually, is this fucking
I'm greedy ass morage, really cheap shit.
Going for a ye little piggy.
Um...
I'm a little busy to help my team right now.
Coming, I'm coming.
I'm a little busy.
with that low?
ermm
that's fucking green
ermm
yeah we gotta fight this arm
green water is under attack
this should be done
she really missed
there's no way that was intentional
I
Can kill this
This is really awkward this is really weird man
Enjoy your stay.
Shoot down.
Is Norman balanced?
Like what the fuck?
They all got air.
Like, what the fuck?
Still got earned, right? But how do they have 10k?
Guys, what's happening?
Long-time console player switching to PC. What is a good FPS for hero shooters to strive for?
Um...
The system could use an upgrade in quality.
Need some of your take green.
I mean it depends on what your fucking monitor is though. Like if you're getting above 120 FPS, not a 120 or something like it matters
But like it definitely isn't as important.
Hey
So oh they did get her
Geez
Dang
All right, I need to buy
Just care for me
What I want next
I
That's in Claire lash race the Baroness is ready
Oh well
Should be a little bit of silver down
Bye Silver.
I'm calling yellow.
Ah, chill.
Sing!
I know you have doors, yeah, but like chill, bro.
I'm sure we should kill this place together.
I'm coming.
That's lowing next.
The arch-mothers fight the guys.
And I need to get a door ready to run.
I get you up there.
Yay!
Oh, I'm coming, Marash.
Yay!
Guys is a bomb?
Bro, I feel like guys is really good, but nobody plays it.
I've kind of played this for a long time.
I've kind of played this for a long time.
Kill's no please.
Is this a stat pattern? Maybe you're right.
Ouch, stop hitting me.
I'm just gonna look from the stairs.
Look at Dormand's goofy ass fucking crotch, bro.
Hey!
I just wanna push yellow so I can fucking dominate them, and put them in a locker.
Holy...
I'm doing it.
I can help you with that
Great
Can we kill this guy?
Maybe this...
I'll open 10, I think we can rotate
Uh oh
Uh oh
Can we stop?
Watch one, watch one, watch one!
Holy bro, what the fuck?
Sinclair is fucked, dude, does he need his ult to see that low cooldown?
Does he need it?
And don't even say that's all he has, because his fucking bullets, his projectiles, one shot.
Jack tiles one shot you
And he has two TPs
Obsessed bro, well, I'm coming. We got two on blue. We got two on blue
Rafe guys
Okay, I don't know what's happening, I don't know what I'm doing, I guess I'm going to
do a little armor or I'll stay on the lobes.
Ooh, this is good.
Watch this yellow, we can't lose that, it'd be really bad.
doors
there's no you're welcome to the font law I can push green
and they're all up just be careful
I'm coming green
fucking stay in the background
are you really? are you really fucking weirdo?
Casual swap
Jump through my car
You gotta live when there's proof, dude.
Wait, how did she do that?
Pick him in.
Yep.
If we go right now, but our Ivy's getting pinched, we gotta help our Ivy, I think.
I'm with you, Ivy.
I'm gonna try first, where is she?
I'm gonna push up blue
I'm gonna fucking kill this player
I think I'm gonna fool to see the croc, I'm a little low.
Alrighty!
Wraith might meet me there.
Well, she's dead. Oh, I think you're fine.
I got so much money, bro. I got so much money.
They don't get alchemical next.
Refresher is falling? Oh, that's creepy.
Oh, I'm just pushing yellow.
I can slowly hack someone to kill him.
I'm on his body.
AHHHHHHH
Just three on blue, sub is coming to you guys.
Why you endure me at random?
We kill these guys
Nice stuff a little bit can't lie
Where you going where you going
Yeah, I got away though
Bro, so how does this work that you can like all cast a target someone directly I see
Can you go for a body
There's a fucking bag the hell what was that sensual mode you just hit oh
I
Like a head fun
Yeah, bro, I'm sorry. I want to do one soon though. I think I don't really know there's something I could do
Look at my dormant I'm doing pretty good though. How far can I please
Oh
Boop boop boop wait dormant's pretty good against race I never really thought about that you just help it out of there like
What's these guys fucking problem honestly it's dormant I understand interesting very interesting
I'm gonna take this note.
Headed to the village.
Bo-da-bo-da!
I'm trying to get the walkers that way.
Going back yellow for the same player for the fourth time.
Bro's gone.
Gp.
Yep, he popped that only bro, he was gone.
It's a right here too.
Oh yeah, we can fight, we can fight.
I don't know.
Damn, stop!
As long as my drone is here.
Like if I put it in the way, it's here.
Oh wow.
Oh, I can put this shit so fast.
Yeah, they're all here.
I can push green.
Right's one, right's one.
kill my own
alright silver lock away
i can door her
kill her just kill silver
like is that fun for her
do you guys think
like is that fun for her
probably go mid
You can't see me right now. Hold on.
You just missed an old one. We're blind. Interesting.
I mean, yeah, I have alchemical and mercury, so we can go in right now.
Yeah, I'm kind of low. Let's just go in.
Super T.F.O., don't sit.
So we'll tank it though.
I'm gonna set a door up top.
I don't need to be of assistance.
Oh, wait, I fucked up. That's fine.
I already had a door set up. I actually wasted the door.
And it'll be fine, I'm sure.
I
They know I shall just watch out for some fair
Yeah
Yeah, I feel like I don't need the vine
I mean it's actually maybe good against me
Am I right chat the hell that's not nice
I got a I got an escape door for us on yellow. I'm coming
Wait
Can you kill this mouth?
Hey, you have a lash hole, so don't say in the open
Wow, that's fun.
That's just...that's just...that's just...
I got a door on the wall there if you guys don't need to get out.
You need a barrier?
Holy...
Yep, I didn't mean to do that, but whatever.
Just got a 42, but we can push this up.
Lane is faking this game?
Um, I don't think Lane is fake, but like, you have to make sure you actually do something.
Like, I feel like I don't think that winning Lane should just win you the game.
which is not how it works
but you have to know what to do when you're in lane
you guys are pushing our base
you need to tell me what you got on your mind
I feel so good when I left her away. Oh, shoot me.
I can still kill her, I mean. I gotta go back to base.
Yeah, yeah.
She can't take shrines. Super well.
Bang!
I didn't know that I didn't know that this is my bad I guess
Actually got knowledge gap there unlucky
Yeah guys, I might have to fucking me take up the support spot for Team USA on overwatch
Maybe I should pull back
Might have to I'd then log Daniel. What's the what's the play here, bro?
Oh, yeah, you know what this wasn't in my best game
That's okay. Maybe stop the herring. That's okay. I just I just don't want that fucking magician to feel good about getting anything
Confirm I will be there late, but
So there's one here. Wait Calcom come with me for this race. Okay
Wait can we chase
Maybe
Fuck you good for all. Wait are we getting into your wave though? Oh shit
Can't see shit
Yeah
Wait just group up blue, group up blue, fuck it. I see you mate!
well this don't make her a little dumb
what a surprise that the French guy wanted to surrender
where did that reef go?
element there y'all
kill this guy
just walk over there
there he is
Waste!
BANG!
Let's kill.
She's out.
I'm trolling.
Holy fucking damage.
holy fucking damn it
guys I think doorman's a problem yeah with him why'd you pick him I randomed
bro
and this is also probably a coin it's undead lobby if I had to guess
Ascendant 5!
Wow, what a game!
Well, oh wait!
All because we DC the party broke up. Oh, geez. Oh, geez.
What does a 2 under your profile picture mean? What do you mean?
What's that?
Tekken 8 is dead. It's so fucking over. Back to basics was a fucking lie. Just like how
season 2 was a fucking lie. The same bullshit is in the game.
What a fucking game that was. The old games are gonna be stupid.
I picked random, bro.
The game play is certainly gonna be around, Jeremy.
Well, guys, is it over for Tekken? Be honest.
What's up?
You wanna do another?
You do another one.
I
Just fucking like old somebody cart them vortex web them they can't do anything
How do people like go to work all day and then get home and play the magician I
Don't know but like tell me just here. Hold on tell me if this is fun to play against
I
Actually, you are Paula you might be able to live this
I fell
Here again
Wow, look at that Apollo gameplay.
You can bury it, yeah.
He's my new favorite guy.
I want them to heal.
Yeah, but that's kind of fun.
He's the coolest guy in the game.
Come on, look at the coolest, but...
I think he's the coolest guy in the game.
BOOSH!
You tried my melee vindicta build?
No, I didn't even know you had a melee vindicta.
It's really good.
Wait, melee me real quick?
BOOSH!
BOOSH!
I
Here's the Grand Finale
Little much damages melee does yeah
Ouch!
How long do you think you can hide from me?
Well, that is not about the bottle.
You just keep bailing people, and then eventually they'll try to parry, and when they parry,
you just snipe them.
And now you get, like, damaged off it, too.
Is that...
Is this...
I don't know if this is...
Are you sure this is good?
Oh my god!
Oh hell nah, you're not gonna want to see why she got it.
What did you get?
Yo, should I just use pre-nuts? Is this fine?
Pre-nut mode?
Hey, I'm with Moe.
Falcon?
Play the wrong guy, bro. Here we go.
Let's get to it, bro, let's do it.
He has like three builds, though, bro, that I don't fucking know.
I cannot believe I'm on fucking no-win thrill, bro.
Like this is so stupid.
I'm honestly, we might rush like, I might do a little bit of free thinking here with
this build.
Like I'll follow it, but...
Farts on you.
That was just not worth the trade at all actually.
ethical gameplay only please i hate the begatubro i'm on ball and curl i don't know if that's
like in the cards you know what i mean what what oh i'm on ping 67 ping lol
What is that shit? You just like jump it and heal or you just slip out like...
I'm taking a lot of damage guys. I think my one kill needs a buff bear me boxes
Where I need that oh
We're not dying today
I
He's missing
Got a fat fucking Ivy chasing me. Oh, I can go in the tunnels. Yeah, fuck you guys
All good low bro
technical difficulties okay
I suppose you have used my build I don't know who you are, bro.
Yeah, you say look up Zotong but I don't know who the fuck you are like I
don't so why would I use your bills when I'm saying no offense
He is Zotan? That's my bad bro.
He's an E6 Momain? Is that on God? Should I put some respect on bro's name?
I
Know what if I've carried this on the next wave and we push
You're gonna little silly
Where she's still in? I'll just hide you in there.
Uh-oh!
Oh, carry on, just getting out of the corner, dude.
I trolled. I just trolled. I just trolled.
I got too silly.
I just got too silly, Maurice.
Where is she I got Ivy that was crazy
Where is she okay, I'm ready to carry this much great
Oh, I'm so new be greeting go for the buff Zotan build lives there guys
I'll let him back home.
Can we chill?
Shit.
You wonder what we can buy now?
You are to die.
Zotan denier?
Bad bro.
I got plus 50 though. I got plus 50
I hear juke in the box. That's why I got no dying. Let me think about that
Well I'm so poor
Creeps bro
Fart's on you?
It's gonna be on, it's gonna be on
This mode character is looking extremely normal and valid
I agree
God damn it
I actually agree
It's pretty low though, nice
One of my carers was in the side building.
Bro, am I in a fucking, am I in a time loop? What's happening? Is this Groundhog Day?
Yeah, I'd rather run as well.
I'm in the green.
Like, I don't want to rush to like, cool down.
Is that weird and creepy?
He was ready to get creepy here. I have combo in 15.
Wow brother, this Ivy hurts. I really don't like it.
I'm coming there, I'm coming there.
I can grab Ivy soon.
I'm just safe over here.
Hello.
Easy, do you want your...
LOL.
One of my Chad carries, take the side lane.
Well, I can't what water I can't I can't fucking secure souls in the stairs there
What's happening is it's like being fucking me off or what
It's fucking weird, but it's a South Calculator.
Okay, well, it's gone.
Stay green to finish the list.
No way.
They're taking your seat.
Dude, why, you saw me score and then it just went back on cooldown.
Hello?
What's going on I'm coming we beat these guys up here
He got me, he got me.
Yay! We're back in the game.
Well, I grabbed some of these yellows though.
And some of the 50 health, very nice.
I
Want to get big and around and rot on the key slaps my yellow side
What you said sorry like meaner better than yellow and show that
I don't know that much.
I don't know what that was all about.
It makes scoring huge.
That is cool.
I
Ass broken ass shut ass character
Oh
He dc'd I just heard that I heard the door Connor DC guys are Apollo DC'd I'm noticing
Oh, he's back I was playing too good the game crash, okay
There are posies
I
Want this out the soul I need help I
Really get cool down I get cool down or fermented fall snacks
Yeah
I don't think it's a very high lobby, so like take what you see here with a grain of salt
you know what I mean?
But I'm gonna get real big soon.
He's really low back there.
I'm gonna get real big
Smurfing no wrong literally on my buggin. What do you mean smurfing?
I need my old faster, bro. I'm gonna do a wander does and go fucking a shadow weave on my girl. I
Need that
I
Maybe I prop pressed it before guys. I have a grab I want to beat someone up
Maybe this paradox mid who wants it was the problem with the I'm with the amatose. There's no vote
I'm coming with
I
Was 50
Jake and they
Actually too clean. Oh sure. No, this character
Well, let me get that survival sound streamer
What'd you say?
Bang sounds for Yamato
Hey
you greedy little pig wait I'm gonna jump this on the Guinness maybe
I've silenced do not buy tank buster it procs now isn't it off of scoring because
got buffed or did it lie I swear it did
it's good going to the wall I'm out of here bro I'm gonna go into you again
since he was a troll but there's a lot of here
hmm I'm living for a dream it's going to have to be 165 well if I buy tank
Buster will get into green at 5-3-0.
Not peaceful.
Come on again.
Warp style actually.
That slashed it a lot of fucking damage.
Wait guys, I'm coming green and I'm gonna grab someone. Let's go.
They're all low over here.
I'm grabbing someone.
This paradox, she's mine.
Good job.
I'm trying to kill her all day
I think there's one
Lost 50 all?
I need someone blue
I'm on the hunt
Bro, I'm gonna buy like refresh or a shadowy just so bad
I'm dead, I'm dead. Shoot the turret, shoot the turret.
I'm out. Not out, I might be dead. Yeah, I got it.
Yeah I got it.
Ah, Mugget's out.
Okay, well not like that.
They'll get a lot of sims up.
Get refresher now, refresher? That's a little creepy.
I'm coming yellow and I'm gonna grab someone and we're gonna kill them okay. I need to get blue
Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus.
That's less than one.
We actually just got it. We didn't fight that one though.
We gotta fight this.
Yeah, okay.
I don't really think we can get back to base.
Oh geez.
He's gonna have to die. I don't know where she went.
That was nothing, what do you mean bro?
I did a lot there.
It sucks up their farm.
I want warpstone now.
I want warpstone right now.
It's raining!
I hear it raining outside.
30
Will my team let me get some elbow off this time the music of the blue wave, I'm looking right back
Then they're doubles here
I'm
Get us here. I'm right. I'm not grabbing again. Yes. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, I'm looking for
It's hard to get a follow
waiting to be claimed
I'm with you, Venator, but
It's almost I was I'm back in Venator. Goodbye
and we fucking oh my god what is this game bro events guys you can't go in
vents when you're in combat stop being a week Jesus I can grab my third ox
I'm going green to have that better, that was his idea.
Wait so Tankbuster does work there right?
I'm gonna lie, I thought we were all pushing blue.
I see the enemy!
Yeah?
Was Tankbuster broken? What wasn't broken? It's just you couldn't...
You couldn't profit on this character.
There's my bad
Because you didn't have anything to get the damage
We'll blush I'm coming lash
Oh, geez my team's all dying
Why is this Ivy going doing a lot of damage though? I thought she'd like her dumbest trash. What happened?
Why is there 20 fucking McGinnis turrets here?
Um
I don't want to get spirit resilience. I think
It's a disaster
There's three here three yellow
You just have staggering we need to like find a way to kill the victor
Wait the guy's gonna big there's 33. Can we lost I didn't grab me Guinness of
anyone's here maybe we're in it now get spirit burn next item I should help with
the victim
I
She I read Yamato too
Guys where's my team ever what's happening?
I just came home after five days in a cabin in the forest and now you're a mower and
krill player.
I know you have weak minds, but this is your fault.
Ooh, I'm slot locked.
35k Victor?
Yeah, I might need a silence wave.
I'm not a moan cruel player man I random the moan grill and we're somehow losing
Maybe it's my bad. I feel like I could be higher souls
I
Just say even RuPaul would draw the line at mowing curl
It's time to
No way. Just no way.
That is crazy.
Ivy's coming in.
I'm alive. I'm fine.
Our team is not with us. This is not good.
Our team is not with us.
That was...
Well, that's not even like a Celeste issue.
I feel like that's not a team issue.
Oh my god, what's happening?
Destroyed a yellow walker
Do I go spell breaker too? I
Must have all but
You know that reset reset it's not good. It's not good. It's not good rich male. Which male could be actually big Lee
We need to stop the cameraman
Me I can definitely go they're all yellow. Oh, jeez. Oh jeez
I'm up now. Yeah, I'm just wait.
I think I need superior duration too. This is like so good.
But it's getting blue tires.
And we must be ready.
Oh, I need everything, man.
The duration is B. Is the duration B?
I'm dead.
Oh, what?
There's Moe.
Oh my god.
Huh?
I was fixing the base bro.
Why are we chasing her down 2?
We're down 3 actually.
Uh-oh, you wanted to look before.
I'm sad.
Oh, we're down 3 and in the shop.
What are you talking about?
Oh, jeez.
Oh
This is so bad
I gotta buy something
Oh, I move my fucking thing. Oh God, wait, my game is so fucked right now.
Boundless? I don't even know what I need, bro.
This is so fucked up.
by the egg I don't think so it is come back or we pick it up is actually
We push green here team listen we push green
I
Listening listening
Hey, they're gonna hold on they're down to that they can't win this I have grabbed to
It's fine Apollo's got it
I'm grabbing a little right now
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Pickaxe coming.
It's Jill, it's Jill.
This is good.
Okay, I got literally one shot. Let's present.
Oh my god.
This is good.
Well, it's just like so bad, like I don't even, how does my team just like, who even
died there?
My Lash?
Why is my Lash not just set up for hold?
Can you need Lash maybe?
Well, like what's he doing?
I don't think it matters, but I'll grab it.
You know what, bro?
I never get witch mail.
I don't think this is the first time I've ever bought this item, guys.
I might get one more fight here.
I mean, they should be probably gonna do mid when it spawns, but maybe we can get there,
actually.
I want to play some more games and stream the games, please.
That's right.
Why you making fun of me, bro?
one
one
of the
one
of
the
smart
Well, I it's the dad
All right lash Roman spawn
Can't do anymore you can
What do you mean?
He's caught up.
The program isn't big enough.
Oh, they changed it.
What do you mean?
We can do it.
I'm just bad anyway.
Oh, geez Louise.
Don't worry guys.
I got this.
What is this?
I'm like...
I ran through the wall like three times I
Ran I brought they did
Wow
I
Wow
Mowen rate
Wow
If that one was looking good, and then it just collapsed looking good. I don't know what happened honestly. I don't think it was us
hmm that was gonna be my last one we didn't win how did the Yamato what the
fuck what actually what actually happened this day super im starting
hormones tomorrow and my birthday was a couple days ago life is amazing that's
awesome man
Yeah, I don't know what the hell happened there you got beat by the team comp
I mean every time I'll put someone I got a kill so I feel like that means I did my job
Yep, that's just no one girl
I can do maybe one more maybe one more. What happens if that maybe
You fucking after DC
Well, I mean I can do one more I just I need to win are you me? Okay?
Okay, I have to pee though. I know whatever
mind me just getting my super bar tale privileges back. love you.
I just took a nice little piss.
What's going on, everybody?
Add this mod for Moe?
I mean, I'm not going to add any mods.
the default sound effect of Moe and Crows 3 ability?
Pockets there!
Yeah, I don't think so.
I'll give that an update on Reddit though for sure.
Yo, gravy makes the prime and shrubs FPS and photogenic
and cool hemo and Ron page and psychotic chair.
Thanks everybody.
Smart.
I love reference, I didn't see who I got.
Who'd I get?
I'm gonna guess.
Victor.
Oh, my goodness.
Who's on board at Valkyrie?
Guys, I need a build.
They're scared.
Hydrations?
There was a build I ran before, but I don't know where it
went.
Mast impregnator?
Um.
Venta?
Okay.
Venta?
Okay.
Mbash.
We're saying Venta's build is comfy, huh?
AHHHHHHH!
I don't like that C word, guys. Be careful.
I'm not a big fan of that C-word, no way that didn't mean it.
Bruh, I'm not going steps build, we gotta be trolling, there's just no way we can
I don't think Steph's build is any good here, guys.
We're in it now.
Oh my god, we're on East Coast as an easy win.
Or a guy like me.
I'm pregnant to you. I'm getting fucked, what the hell?
Holy fuck that guy's low.
That moe? But I'm even lower. How did that happen?
Why am I taking so much damage, brother?
Come to me. I'm not chanceing my heal quite frankly.
I was healing Mr. Roleplayer.
Alright I wasn't paying attention to my cats in front of the screen.
Um, I need to get them right.
We'll get them later.
Right, are you doing a voice?
No, I was like 30 why you saying that instead of doing it what impregnating
I have a heal stay near me
guys we are not going egg I'm sorry egg is just not the play I am
anti-egg it is what it is y'all absolute one absolute one in there nice
Can I have some? I would like some actually.
Bitch!
She's low.
No way.
There's just no way that fucking didn't...
Are you kidding me?
That didn't parry?
Is this game terrible?
How?
Oh, I'm so ugly man, nobody even loves me, that is what it is.
I got a heal for you.
Come.
Where the hell are you?
Getting buffed.
I was getting worried.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh.
Healbane game?
Yeah, healbane would be pretty solid.
But I also don't think I'm rocking here enough in the lane.
Wait, there's mo's in here.
I have a- I'm gonna solo up those guys, maybe.
Still in fast before she wants me-
Well, well.
I'll pick her.
What do you think happens?
Stay behind me!
What?!
Keep winning!
Oh my god he's in a good grab!
That's a crazy character!
Kill him though, kill him though, kill him though!
Ivy's flying over the yellow.
I'm noticing the moe's alive!
Wait guys is Moe a problem. She's gonna swap here. Wait can I dodge her swap with my two?
Yeah, check me out. I'm not sure you've never seen before in your life.
Oh my gosh, she left at the back I have to chill for a sec, oh my god.
Why didn't you buy the golden egg?
Cuz I don't fuck that item bro
Fuck the egg
I'm with the average everybody could just give me to buy the fucking egg
I don't think the 10% will make a difference what you're insane, bro
I
Just here
I had lead souls there for a second that was crazy
Yeah
Shut up Dynamo speaking
She's pushing that wave. No, wait, hold the wave for a sec. Oh, geez. She's not holding
the wave, Connor! Oh, this freaking Connor. He's this guy that he's pants.
I mean I feel like pretty decent damage
What am I doing here guys?
Black holes ready.
Black holes ready.
Well I gotta look at Stem's dynamo build after this game.
I
Have he's coming
In a few seconds, it'll all be over
We're going I've been behind you behind you behind you behind you
Big ol for me
There's no way Mo lives there's no way I don't believe it. I can't buy that for a second
I'm coming
Geez oh my fucking poor dynamo
My poor, broke, ugly dynamo, formless as well.
Smart.
Beacuse we...
No, no, no.
Right, she's lovely guys.
Ish.
Oh man, these ults are so annoying.
I think they are doing it.
When can I watch some honest bebop?
You know what?
I actually don't mind playing bebop sometimes but today is not the day for that.
I'm coming greedy. I mean- Wait, maybe I can kill her.
Nah, she's not baiting. She's not baiting. Oh god.
Oh jeez, Lucian.
I see him out there.
Ready?
Oh my shi-
Don't get beaten by the guys.
Behind, behind guys!
Okay, she's just back down the road.
What the fuck is that?
They're gonna do urn or urn
Yeah, our calco's on that
What's on you?
Urn, urn, urn
Would I kill guys if you didn't buy egg?
But I didn't buy egg
when I did maybe that guy just gets that swap off if I have egg
we're gonna scare him up
Bop Bop
that kills me uh-oh don't grab urn man
what's happening to my team right now okay we got a free item
great job role player
Oh, his name is role player. I actually didn't even see that. Yeah, bro
Guys, how do I feel about this build that I'm currently on
How do I feel about this build it's okay
Steph's is better it honestly might be
Um, I think I can duel people really nasty right now
I'm on the line, Gordon.
I'm on baby girl.
I have no stomps on Alice's tragic.
What's up in 30 seconds by the wind.
See, baby.
Our formation is impeccable.
Oh, no.
I've moved to the wall.
They're all low, bro.
Except for the low.
Why is it why is mowing Krillul just 20 times better than fucking crap by the way
Yes
I need to farm I need to farm I need to farm so low on souls. I'm so tiny and fucking
small
We're doing the sir. I ain't got black you deep brother. Don't worry about it. You know, I don't even like
I guess I'll let us
Are we fighting the dirt wait I can help you some clarity back
Where I'm coming I'm trying to get I'm chillin
I thought he said he was fine, what happened guys?
Nice job.
Yeah, what, when you all, can you do the voice line?
Which one?
Which everyone you feel like.
I
Do that do the old voice line in a few seconds it'll all be over he does that one all the time
Oh, wait, you're a right. Um
There's this one
Yep
For the cause
I say before I get fucking killed. Oh my god
It's a little thousand damage on her on her dome piece
Wait, I don't know
Why is it doing that watch ass?
Black holes up! Black holes up!
I'm coming over!
In a few seconds, you'll all be over.
Uh-oh, uh-oh!
I do one, I do one right here.
FEEF!
Fuck it
wait
There's no way she looks in time is me. Oh, we go mid here. We go mid
Why does she even open that's just a battle from the amateur like I'm gonna say it let's go
You might say I got out played. I'm gonna say that's a battle. We so do it. I'm headed to mid
No
You want to do maybe no, I wanted to go over here almost died
I
Don't know I didn't have the no thing on here so I can't even do it. I'm sorry, bro. I don't have the no voice lines on here
It's a bad shot
Oh, I can't believe Paul George's a fucking 76er like Jesus Christ man, what are we doing?
He's the crossbow of the NBA
He's on we're then we're doesn't help our women. I
Got you our coordination is impeccable
It's impeccable
Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna go green and shove that shit
claimed
No card on
No, I missed two minions stop running stop running stop running
Well, they're so fucking fast little fuckers if God was real we wouldn't have pgm crimes
Oh, what if I just got Walker instead? There's four over there.
There's the, uh, you guys.
I need to push through.
There's like four in there.
Ivy's low, Ivy's low.
We can protect this.
Yeah, I've got nothing over there.
It's time to change the world.
Nice.
Oh jeez.
We're taking a lot of damage here.
I'm out.
Wait no, Yama, oh if we get out of green,
I feel like we should go mid.
And we got uh,
the walker.
He's the walker.
Hey Loki,
if you can survive for 10 seconds, I'll boost you.
Oh.
Ambush, ambush.
okay oh my god I'm losing to you I'm losing to you right now they're live
they're alive they're alive
God bro my pocket busted
I got you, baby. I'm never let you die
Singularities up. Thank you, bro
Stomps you out
I have my ultimate ability we can force something with that maybe
dynamo's fit is atrocious yeah they're doing camps over here let's go do something about
I
Can all these guys
Yes
Yeah
Yummy, we can just force me now. I think no Yamato leader no yama all hell bar Apollo
Bobby bro, I heard you all I thought it was Yamato using her old and then I went in but she's
No, that's not optimal in a few seconds. We're gonna do that bag again unstoppable
Come on the backside of blue man
We can go mid now. We can go mid.
No yammo, no yammo.
If we somehow lose this mid fight, I'm gonna be really sad.
Let's get ready!
Lost it on it.
What?
Yay!
It doesn't reload anymore?
Ohhhhh...
That's interesting.
I'm soaking in 10 seconds.
We can pick up Burn. Someone's over there.
Wait, why does it never load when you're broken or what?
I got it, I got it.
That's when Yoshi decided it was broken in this game?
I'm trying to farm front stop
Refreshing stand that's only if the spells magic as well
Guys been a while since I was on big D
Coming some slack here
I'm getting tired.
Guys, I almost have Unstoppable, big things can happen.
Guys, I have to, I don't have Unstoppable before I ult, I definitely do, right?
Yeah
Why is the one with the burn?
Guys I have unstoppable
You be oh
Cheese car cheese looking for someone
Black holes up
Well, I'm coming over here guys
I'm not on Chad
I'll fuck it all three, fuck it all three
Okay, we'll let you know back
It's alright, we get our nerf a little
Wait, I do have ult still, I'm looking for it. I
Have to, I have to find the portal
Help our warden here. Let's just try to see you, just try to see you in a few seconds
I know, I know, I know, I got a lucky one.
Oh, okay, he's beating me up.
Our warden is in, wait a minute.
Our warden is in a deep bit.
Dude, I'm like, I'm looking for him, I'm scared.
So I'm going to rejuvenate.
I see krill.
We're looking moment
Grace back up
Stomp him out
And he's fucking
Oh my god
So as I'm gonna I might open I if I die here
I'm gonna speak
You know what I'll be back. I'm lost for good. Bye. I don't push them
I'm not doing anything guys. I'm just baiting. I'm just hard-baiting
Thank you, right?
No, they actually do fear me like they're not doing anything but like it's actually good because
I'm not doing anything, but it's good because they're not
So as long as I don't die, it's like really good.
That's another stop.
She's one.
Where she dies.
Got her.
Where she dies.
She does die. She's one. And a bunny.
And now we just win the game.
I have Rascal. I have Oaksville. We're up 80k, bro.
I don't think we can win bruh. We had a farm, it's a lot of farm.
There's too much farm in that.
Let's go win the game shall we all?
Hold Yamma please.
Hold on she's way behind, just get in the pit y'all.
In a few seconds, it'll all be over.
Straight?
And it's that easy. It's that easy.
Let's go!
Super GS, I love you.
Thanks, bro.
That's you, love.
Cool.
Someone finally recognized Super.
Here we go.
The hell?
That's not very nice.
Why'd he say that?
Smart.
Any kids enjoying this?
Get the synths back in the saddle, baby.
Nice.
W in.
Smart.
W, W.
I'm still getting injected damage, bro.
I gotta win.
Steph what's that what's your build? I did a thanks for playing. Yeah, of course, bro. GG then CD Apollo is getting kind of good
Do that was kind of crazy? I can't lie. I can't lie. I can't lie. I can't lie
I can't break in boundaries if you ever want a free sale. All right. Peace out, bro
It's a sport you can do sitting down perfect five three three nine one one
Let me see this death
Let's see what this build can do
five three
three nine nine nine that's not it wait his build is five three nine one one
Of course it is. Of course you got that build ID, Steph.
I don't know about the escalating.
I don't know about the escalating here, Steph.
I updated it?
five eight three nine one one no five eight three nine one one is that what it was i give
up bro i can't five three three nine one one bro get this escalate you said you updated
Get this shit out of here, bro
Like
Why does Stephie's build got 911 minutes
No unstoppable either
From big stuff no one stop, bro. Yo, thanks Connor. I'll be a good stream, bro
Time to play the latch
Beach
Yeah, why no unstop, Steph?
Do people not cancel your old down-and-virtual list rank you?
I'm emissary!
Wait.
Oh, that's above virtual list.
Oh, okay, never mind.
I've been honest about just swap out escalating with like headhunter, but like do it early like
I don't know there's a few problems I have with this build me personally I'll be
get rapid recharge earlier I don't think you need healing booster to be honest but
like if you're gonna go healing booster then like you should just go full support
Um
Yo look at this
For I still own this such a throwback here you go. What is this bro?
Wait, I have these two
Cheesed grooves with fucking me on the back. I
Have these somewhere too, bro
Yo, look at this.
Thank you!
Thank you!
J.K.P. and Voyager and Rattlung and Espresso Snorter and Revan and Bimbo-Blimbo and Mew
and Taiba and Chemsik.
Dr. Komato, Zinful, Fear the Salt, Lazy Boy, Harper, Gray Test, Smiles, Zaza.
Thanks, everyone.
also greater expansion being in situational stuff you are insane bro
that's situational for you just hit the old bro okay what do they
Look at it here now. Let's buy let's buy greater expansions. It's bigger, bro
Okay, but spirit burn does the same thing
No it doesn't bro 35% ability range to 8% dog
Yeah fucking bro might as well buy a divine barrier that gives you ability range
And diviners and let's get fucking it yeah fucking bro why not
I
Biggest black hole ever
sorry sorry I'll go yeah I don't know about this one other useful items huh
You're so silly, bro. You are so silly.
Forbidden crushing belly. You just know Steph is buying crushing fists like every third game.
Just because he wants to be goofy. Like you just know this guy's buying this shit every
third game. He calls it forbidden. This is like his fucking
that
Well, this is going swimmingly
He gave a good belly
Why Abrams pants so high up?
What do they even do?
What is this?
completely silent no one is doing anything there was no typing no mouse
clicking nothing we saw one guy looking at the Google home page but he wasn't
searching for anything he was just staring blankly at the screen
Oh, match him.
What?
Why'd it kick me out?
Mina!
I haven't played Mina in so long.
Okay, what's happening why am I like
The woman and the hero, the hidden kings are ready to go to this place.
I hope I don't bend my umbrella, beating them to death.
I hope I don't bend my umbrella, beating them to death.
What do you mean, I beat you to death?
I
See what I did
Wait, why does I don't get why does I don't get break first
This is going insane.
What?
That actually hit me?
I'm just going to blame Idle, bro.
No, wait, his head isn't sticking in the head.
What is bro doing?
Wait, this is insane.
What's what's what's what's the I Dorian do it?
Well the same as just sitting there getting his fucking ass be because I can't do shit
There we go finally some damage
There we go. Now we're playing Mina. Now we're playing Mina-ha.
Mina-ha.
I don't go sellin' these that just handle me.
No bites of troll?
Yeah, I just looked out auto-piling and didn't really think about it.
I think we have to go pull an item for that.
Incentivizing people to throw games, maybe?
I don't know.
I don't know what to do with him.
No! No way.
I'm dead.
I was about to drop.
There we go.
There's a soul over there. I want that.
Nice
Wait, so guys is Tekken just dead or what?
I don't like how she says xtn. I think that's that's kind of the point
Oh, I see seven.
Oh, I see seven.
Yay.
Yeah
Me not ha
Me not ha what happened to Tekken on the game's dead the game's fucking dead
the game is actually and and and and they really think the devs maybe don't care about
the game. I see Shiv. Abrams. I see Abrams. Bye bye. Bye bye.
Why are they so mean to Abrams everyone has like a
Everyone has a like Jesus Abrams doesn't die voice line. Just like everyone has like a holiday fucking bounce pad
No way.
Holy fuck, I was close.
Woo!
Boing!
Me and the hawk.
Is that even the skill that feels like he's a dude?
I don't- it's a little rude, but like...
I can't say I'm too impressed.
Okay, ship is doing a lot of damage to me. I don't like it. I'm gonna chill for a sec.
We may need to remove some debuffs at some point.
Okay, why does the ship not miss a knife?
What is happening?
happening
Hey venitors here
They just saw him but I'm not I tried to be nice
Oh my god
I kill them? Oh, bloodletting! I killed them!
What? Jesus.
Rise up and take what you deserve.
Why is venator here why isn't here now I don't like that
I'm scared. I'm actually fucking scared.
Um, it's ready to see something amazing me mean there me
Me no ready to unleash the swarm
Bro the ship is beating the shit out of me, bro. Someone make him stop
Jesus bro
The shit doesn't miss a knife. It's kind of making you mad
I was a moan curl 10k what
No, I'm not brought the beer bro. That's just not happening
That's how she's not gonna happen, I'm sorry.
I have to farm, I have to get big.
here. Abrams is back here, huh?
He. Headed to Greenwich. Headed to Greenwich.
Oh! The guy's is mean. It's not broken as far. I'm trying to, uh, just realization
as I play her.
Oh jeez.
Nice.
Zoning all guys zoning all you wouldn't get it
Good job, Mo
Wait, this is a we're doing pretty well this game, huh? Well, how is Mo 13 day?
Actually, he's got the best moment curl in the world
Dude this shit oh my god
Holy
W by
That was a fucking crazy buy, actually.
Grenade, she's under attack.
Almost ready to grab them.
They're so pissed off for yellow.
We can get something, I'm probably.
Damn.
They're taking all these guys.
No one stands between me and my Anthony.
Oh, I'm a little low, but I can go back in.
Yay
Why does she give why does she get smoothies sometimes she goes
Okay
I'm kind of low now.
Why is he talking like Deku, bro?
I'm doing it right because I'm big.
Who let that happen?
That's me by the way.
The answer is me.
I honestly just you ain't all of their farm. So Lanik is fine
Very nice why is your country full of warpers what does that mean bro?
My bad that Americans can have like joy and whimsy. I don't know. Maybe that's not allowed where you live
Oh my god, look at me farm. Holy shit, I'm getting big.
Oh, I get that off me. I'd rather not deal with that.
I want that pasty buckle. Shit is probably going to it. Yeah. Fuck you, shit.
These are shit
I'm out of here
One after dispel one later says I go in
He do be larping his love for silver me
I
Actually just got off the phone with silver before I started sleeping guys. So well fun. You say that well look at our minions on yellow. Holy fuck
These took that all on their own that's fucking crazy
I
Know
Well, yeah, I'm coming we can do something better
Yeah.
Uh oh.
Just stay out of my way.
Yeah.
You are all bearing witness to perfection.
Okay, Nina.
A green walker is under attack.
I see seven.
Bro, she is so disgustingly strong.
She just like, pummel people, bro.
And like, they have to take it.
This camp is a little too big to fucking farm, but I'm doing it anyway because I've
It's not like the best use of my time, I think, I think it's chill.
I'm coming down blue. We got this.
He's supposed to be in the uber.
Mina. I hear shiv. I hear him. I heard him.
That's what spirit resists. I don't know what I'm going to do, guys.
I mean we do have a lot of spirit characters, so
We jump this page
My bats are doing 10 damage to shiv, I don't know what that's about.
Ah, we're gonna need tripling.
Where'd that guy go?
Where did my fucking guy go?
My Apollo? Holy fuck.
Die monster!
Fucking deletes him from the game.
I'll try and get to you now, like you can live.
I just did his camber, what's he gonna do about it?
Fucks he gonna do about it.
I just did his camber in front of him.
Oh my god!
My god, that scared the shit out of me. Thanks. Go man. We can go mid boss probably
Now we're not gonna miss the run
There's a double wave coming. I'm so greedy and fucking around and I want it
I
See page I have a really big bag. I'd rather not die
Stop farming for like the farm
Spirit rend is good too, but I feel like I
I feel like I need crippling, like I feel like it's just like such a high value item to have for the team.
What if I buy rend and cripple?
I think he's fighting her and I'm not in the fight, what does that mean?
I'm gonna get yelled at in probably 15 seconds.
We got her we're good. I'm not gonna get you that
I have such a big bag if I died this is a colossal disaster
of
the
Oh
She say that
You know that I swear she falls off like I swear she does I'm losing I get active here
And then next item crippling on the loaks like not even joking
I'm a little scared super tf is turning me gay um thanks I think I don't know maybe that's
Thanks
My dynamo sees coming I see
I
See the skirmid boss if you go anywhere other than mid you have downs
You disgust me!
You disgust me!
Oh my god, this guy just got f**king four old strop on his dome piece.
But I kinda forgot they had a seven.
Have they didn't proc lovebites?
I need to get out of here before I die, I think.
Me?
What did I do, bro?
I'm just playing Nina and having some fun.
My pocket just wasted a rejuven.
And my die, actually.
Get that decay off of me, bro.
Actually, get that shit off of me.
Oh!
Do I just go... the thing?
I think I do.
Guys, are we contesting her?
They got two rejuves, I think that's a good idea.
Or they should get that for free.
Wow, that's so lucky my body spawned down, that's crazy actually.
Oh, he was one though, the Venator.
I think I should just get crippling and call it a day
Look how much spear resilience they have on their team. Like I actually need it
And like everyone else is gonna benefit from it too, so it's like
Finally, you used that cranium god gave you?
Can I say I'm a smart guy?
No, there's no skins or cosmetics yet, but there probably will be soon, I'm sure.
You look at the size of his head and think God gave him that?
What are you trying to say about my head bro?
What are you trying to say?
I got literally fucked in the back of my head.
Good job guys!
We got us!
We can go mid-boss now!
Well, it's up in two and a half minutes, so maybe not.
Ah!
My bad!
What about yellow?
No way!
Yo, so like, when are we castrating this Apollo?
Already on it!
What?
Average super TF viewer be like
Why are you so miserable man?
Hello? What's going on?
I don't think so
Oh okay
Ha! Quiet now buddy!
Well we got ames and didn't really do anything with it.
Yo on the loaks I kinda want to get Towerspell just for the fucking lash cause he might just
wait out my spells in the tree and not come by.
Not max all yet though.
Rob, pretty big.
I need movement.
Let's see what's happening here.
What's going on?
Yeah I think I'm taking a spirit burn.
They ran.
There's two yellow, we could maybe fight this.
I
Was that what I was talking about?
AHHHH I'M ALTING
No way
Hey, spill me
Big rake I got fingers my fat green balls
Then I get spirit bird
Your kids are new attack. Oh a yellow walker
I
Think that's a good
You're a bad person, but you're a great customer
But why is it so easy to farm on me?
No one fixed yellow I noticed that but um
Nice.
This is going to be a generational throw.
I think you're right.
Um, so I guess I'll go back for yellow real quick.
Why are we not sending this bomb-ass Apollo back?
Fuck you too buddy!
Something actual contributing member of society guys, what are we doing?
Fuck it, it's just a not-hacking ride.
Yeah, it's shoved.
I'm on the way back.
Yeah, it's a good call-in thing for me.
Oop, I ended up right.
Good job, bro!
No more rejuvenation, you all careful?
Oh
My tracking is fucking impeccable though, what do you do again? I guess the guy like me better is like in that room camping for me
We're not gonna do something like this, it's just gonna fry.
I'm with him with you.
Fuck is bro going?
Oh, just so big on Mina!
What?
Yeah.
Bro, just out of the pager?
I'm gonna hide around the corner, I'm with you, like right here.
I'm there!
This is so creepy.
Um, guys, there's four of them and three of us.
Yeah, I'm out here.
I'm out here.
I'm out here.
I'm gonna get moving buff.
but we'll get survival me win the game thoughts
come on come over here I'm holding it for you
oh yeah
this fucking guy
Oh wait a minute, Paige has cursed everybody, be careful, honestly I might have to buy debuff
from mover, I think it's better value than like Swiftstriker or not debuff from mover,
D-Buffer Deucer?
Wait, what if I fucking counter-spelled it though? How tough would that be?
Wait, it's 7?
on our mode
he's 1 hp guys, hell yeah
7-1, 7-1
turn on the 8 rooms guys
I agree let's end the game good job guys I'm proud of all of us good job it's been a pleasure
working with y'all fellas yeah I'm killing myself after this 12 and oh
No, I mean, uh, it's a 12 and L, boys.
Mori-senai are just getting started.
12 and L.
DB does remove curse.
It does remove curse.
Yes, it does.
divine barrier moose first.
wow.
did you see the dlss5 thing?
Yes that shit is kind of funny. I can't lie
It's so it's just like it's just ugly
It's just so ugly.
Smart. 6.7k viewers, ha ha aga.
Dude. 6...
No, it's not E5, it's E4.
Bro, I think E4 might be where I belong, unfortunately.
Maybe I gotta play more meaner to get out of fucking E4.
play venator I could play venator way let me hear his voice line real quick
Wait
This is old need not back anybody know
Get low HP and old how do I get low HP?
Bloodshred you
Blind blind blind I know it's here somewhere
I still have plans for me eternal rest beyond to demo large and me
I can't believe I'm going to be a propech when I'm just shoving up on them.
God.
I need advice? What's up bro?
People love to come to me for advice. I think it's a good idea.
I'm good when it comes to advice.
What should I do in the game I love shattered into pieces oh geez oh god
I need them to this. I'm ready for the wicked. Drops out. My work will continue.
to complete
Talon and Victor Lane, what if I first item to heal being here in this lane
I'm not even, I'm not even, I'm not even petite I think.
Actually I kind of do have like a, like a feminine waist.
Sometimes.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No bro.
No bro, we don't we don't claim that chill. We go pausey vibes here bro
What kind of fucking goofy ass lane is going on here, bro
We could probably kill this biker, I feel like.
Maybe we swap that one?
No way!
I think it's Marshall. Appreciate that, bro.
no thank you thanks what the hell
why why would you should talk me wanna be a positive eyes instead
new
passive just try that's not even new bro being able to slam people into the ground
like that it's been a bug for a while my vlog miss okay not bad I guess that's a
bug what bro you think a lot of slime people into the ground where they
fucking jitter back and forth is intentional we're talking about bro
we held the way for me what a guy
I don't know, bro. I mean, I think I've seen an overwatch that was before I know that that Marvel rival on the guy posted on Twitter recently
That was kind of interesting
are you on it the marble rivals one no but I also haven't played
I've been running around for a while so...
You know...
Meow!
Meow!
Got lots. I got light.
Okay, I shot right.
I'm coming left then.
HOT!
Casting, casting, casting, casting!
Fuck.
Who's ready to see me be amazing?
Who's ready to see me be amazing?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Ready to death.
There.
Shit.
Oh shit.
Ready to death.
There.
Shit.
Shit.
He's up.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
No way. Nice. We got all of Perry? We're cheating or what?
I'm gonna make a buck and it was about to get to my throat.
They might boost for you here.
I don't feel bad, just get rid of them.
You're fucking boosted.
Oh, come on, bro.
Send Dom over here.
Ship is missing.
Throw my music.
do do do do do do do do do do do. Guys after this game I'm feeling a little bit of a snack
thoughts. Oh bird coming bird coming kicker kicker. You look like a snack did you mean
I think that bird just hit my router.
Yeah, you're just playing too tired. I bought first item yielding
This is the alpha game by the way
I mean bro you have to shut down Victor early or you just lose like what do you want from
me it's literally a ticking time bomb when he hits 40k souls we lose the game the game
Transitions to the fucking defeat screen like I have to
I'm so big right now I'm so big right now
Yeah I might as well just get out of the locker
Okay
I'm gonna get this first
I'm setting up
Okay
Oh jeez
I'm ready
He's in the camp right now
You know what I'm gonna do is I hope I just kill the white squaggot.
This is just so mean.
We should blow.
You say low on that person's 70% health one more time.
He's half, bro.
something to you okay shit is scary I'm out of here
not fall right you getting into my EU games you alone I don't know I get long
cues in the game puts me in here the second time it's an EU game when I
lane with you the darkness creeps ever
I wanted that but that's fine I wanted
that but we are up a lot that is
something you have 20 kills in 10
Yeah.
He's been able to steal buffs like in League? What do you mean?
How would you steal the crystal though? It's just first to punch it.
Are we confessing that we're in here? I can slam it. I'm low, but...
Alright, I just went to one.
She's won, she won!
Oh, that's just so pathetic.
Oh, you're all about to enter Lash Asigabere.
Flash him, come on.
Just go to your fucking tits.
No! Uh oh, Viper's gonna be big. That's bad.
How did you lose the 1v1 to Shiv?
it's shit
fair point
fair point
fair point
brothers, is this just 5 years?
they did get earned though, which sucks
oh, I mean uh
I mean I can use
You know she called pull back pussy. I would love to hear their comms right now
You guys have nice problems or what?
It's you all right, I thought
I'm scared of this pussy.
Come down, come down, come down, come down.
I have you, I have you.
There's a woman snickering you.
Oh you're safe, you're safe.
Help me, help me.
Help me, help me.
Help me, help me.
Help me.
I'm in danger.
I'm in danger.
I'm in danger, I'm in danger.
I'm in danger.
Uh oh, uh oh.
I'm standing, he's low.
Oh
What the fuck you got the movement to know my bad, bro
Fuck I was not ready for that I need you to kill him there. I drift on with you
I
Well this game is welcome nasty right now, holy shit
You know they love this
We're winning this game in the name of NA
He said um
Least mechanically talented shiv player?
Did he get outplayed? No, it was wash broken guys, I don't know.
No, it's not for no reason. It's because I want people to shoot the person that I'm shooting.
You know?
That's a pretty good reason.
So if I have to bait them a little bit, to shoot them, like I'll do it, you know, it's fine.
He just pushed below.
Yep, I'm buying.
I
Actually
Shit nothing shit nothing shit nothing
That bad, though
Holy fuck shit is big
Okay, sorry still broken
And you have seven dude. Oh my god, you're s- that's- you're li- yes congratulations
you're agreeing with me, thank you. You get my- you get what I'm saying, thank you.
I'm buying the spell magic next
Wait that character looks kind of like UNGL.
Okay that's fucked up.
Wow our vampires are combined 15 and 0.
Oh no you're on your own.
I'm going that will come in green and we kill this viper
oh my god this viper is getting ganked up on
and we gotta earn wow this might be a fast game
I was embarrassing.
Uh-oh.
I got your number, baby.
Am I ever- Wait, what?
Am I ever going to address me endorsing Trump?
That just didn't happen, by the way.
That just literally never happened.
Like I don't know what we're talking about
I don't really like the spell magic just for shiv. Yeah, fine. I'll do it
I mean we can probably just like force something I don't know
Classic throwing a game
You wanted to do that earlier
Look at our map, it's just like
Maybe it's mid
Push them up
I can maybe get a...
Yeah, we can bait it
Okay, we should...
I'll be following them
Yeah, hold
What?
Okay
Yeah, just just make it yell and then fight
I got three.
Oh, gee.
Wow, this is just a fucking stomp.
Like, this is, I almost feel bad.
This is disgusting.
Okay, see, this is fun.
Good job.
the shit is moving thank you thank you you're like my mercy I like it what my
mercy you know that is what's the plan I am not you guys have a watch in the
EW
I'm not sure you're gonna get it up in the sun
I'm going
That's Lafa?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Guys, what if I pick that Baron?
I have what you could do there, bud
Okay
I have moving buff so I can do it.
Yeah, that's the real guys up front.
Bro, it's so dumb. I don't even know this but this guy's actual name is. I only know him as I love fembom.
Like that's just who he is to me. Like that's... I don't know who he is.
Captain to the king's power.
PETRIFIED!
Mercy, any news?
Green Guardian?
That was a fast game!
What the hell?
Oh wait, what?
The fuck
I need you any heels should have
Well, this is actually the stuff
Yeah, I'm getting the fuck out of here, bro.
Yeah, I'm out.
Uh-oh.
I'm so dead.
You good, Lash?
What now?
Shit is low, though.
Alright, rescue beam, come here.
Why are we just lying?
What is the point of- what is that?
Just lying for no reason or what?
Okay, so like, by the way, we have to lose every single fight for the rest of the game,
to lose this game by the way.
Little fun fact.
We are a town for not running funslash
I see Viper
Stop being a guys
We're fucking them up
I'm busy
I'm busy
What the hell?
Is there another right here in Echo?
Shoot at us
Is there an Echo? What was that?
I got a big bag on me. If I die, it's bad.
But I won't.
BOOSH!
else you just saved me from the first damage
wow that was a good game wait you might be Oracle
has the same go free you maybe
Like there was ever any talent last
I mean never he fought to be fair but like
First, I'm trying to, when you're handsome, your hoes still going and you're cracked at the game.
Guys, what does it mean when your hoes still going?
What does that mean?
Um, I don't know, bro.
Learning a language is hard.
I used an app called Pinsler.
That was pretty nice, but...
Guys, I need to go heat up some food.
I'm hungry.
But I played it.
I played a unique hero for every game today, by the way.
Dormand, Krill, Dynamo, Mina, Lash.
Look at that.
Here I come.
Smart.
Get banned.
Guys, I'm gonna go heat up some food.
I'll be right back.
Um, is that allowed or what, let me think y'all.
Give us Cocoa Melon to watch?
uh...
probably not
i'll be right back though
give me like
give me a few minutes
i'm gonna give you some food, get some more water, take a piss, a little, little, little
midstream break if you would
I think I deserve it actually if you want me to be honest I think I need I deserve it
Just play dancing sensory fruits
I don't know
I don't know I'll be right back
This is the USMRE's menu number 12, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.
It's been around since 2016.
Replaced spicy penne pasta, let's check it out.
It's a 2023 data production.
bar salted caramel marshmallow crisp vegetarian menu gotta have some good
high protein sides 250 calories it's a corn syrup rice crisp bar with various
supplementation protein fiber 300 milligrams of sodium barley malt
extra soy protein isolate so that's the protein. Elbow macaroni and tomato sauce a 227 gram
main that is 190 calories relatively low fat not very high in protein only five
grams 34 grams of carbohydrate 600 milligrams of sodium it's light very
very light, very simple. It's almost like a zapplesauce, pretty much. It's hydration.
And the FRH. Chocolate protein drink powder. So this is how you're getting your protein supplementation
between this and the recovery bar. The recovery bar is 10 grams. This is 14. The sodium content,
all this stuff so far, that's great. It's what you're going to need. 4 grams of fiber,
Only a gram and a half of fat. 280 calories, favorite bag. Mango peach, applesauce.
Suspense snack bread? No, bread, mini loaf, sliced whole wheat. 230 calories,
8 grams of fat, 5 grams of fiber, 16 grams of fiber in this ration.
see here and you get strawberry jam. Not bad. Peanut butter. Let's see. Two grams.
Like, Jesus. They're like really like 18 grams of fiber in this ration. You know
what that means. I mean there are some guarantees of the Amariba at this point.
Accessory packet A. You have one thing in here that is I think should be in
in every USMRI but hey, coffee.
Bill's Brew Creamer, which you want to save for your protein
drink.
That's crushed red pepper.
There's going to be some Splenda sweetener.
Moistel up.
The chewing gum, cinnamon, and a four gram pack of sugar as well.
And iodized salt, toilet paper.
a half of it. That's looking pretty good for a single meal. Let's get this out on
a new tray. Nice. Okay let's first start off by heating up that mane and some
water in the hot beverage bag or some coffee.
Oh yeah, let's do that first.
Really nice, responsive FRH, let's get that in there first.
looking pretty good. Now, we're gonna check out that chocolate protein drink powder.
It smells like Rocky Road. Like almost like a slight chemical chocolate, but then really
appealing. It's like a chocolate fudge, icy.
So much better. And just don't get stung.
There we go.
Hmm, smells like a peanut butter brownie.
It really does.
like a liquid brownie.
Probably 5 ounces of water for that, and saving a little bit of peanut butter for your sandwich.
BOOM!
Now for the applesauce.
Peach and mango puree a nice American MRE. We've had a few non-American MREs recently
Let's see what the Americans are cooking up. Oh baby food. Okay
Recovery bar salted caramel marshmallow crisp
Recovery bar salted caramel marshmallow crisp
Oh, a package in a package.
A silica packet in there.
Tri-limit package with a foil pack inside, further ensuring shelf stability.
250 calories.
Is that a double-dense rice crispy?
It smells accentuated, like a toasted marshmallow air freshener.
Smoked.
You're listening to this thing.
Hot.
My meatballs hot.
Holy.
Mini-grit-blue.
Go ahead.
Oh wow.
Wow.
Silica packet.
Dots.
Dots.
Dots.
Dots.
Gotta make it look like it's a loaf of bread.
The moisture content is astounding.
The fact that this, you know, is shell stable for a minimum of three years stored
I mean that is pretty impressive though.
Can we get a food filling stand that I had yesterday, Mel?
Pasta, meatball and salsa.
I had leftovers.
I had leftovers of my leftovers.
It's going places.
It really is.
There we go.
Toast with caramel.
Eat a little peanut butter too.
I want to see the mane.
Enough for the mane.
And...
I'll just see that mane.
That is pretty warm.
Nice, I mean, it actually is.
This is the way you're probably supposed to.
Hi, Cat Carmen.
I'll drop.
freeze dried I can't believe they got rid of coffee instant coffee just what you
need
I'll never forgive them bro I've had instant coffee one time I like I think it
Is this one of the most disgusting things I've ever had?
Is that normal?
Is instant coffee normally dog shit?
Let me hear it Steve, let me hear it!
Okay, it's the main thing.
It has basil.
Bro this just looks like a fucking...
What is this?
A lunch for a fourth grader bro?
Elbow macaroni, a rice crispy treat and a PB&J?
This is a meal.
Where do we even stir?
Probably the main here.
Get some tomato.
This one right here.
Imagine a meal like that in war?
Okay.
I did hear that some MREs, if not most,
are, at least American ones,
are intentionally like comfort food
like this specifically,
because like if you're in war, you don't want to eat slop.
It's supposed to be for your mental, your morale, you know?
That is light.
Seems like a very soft macaroni.
Let's see.
The pasta is not mushy, but it is soft.
Fair texture to the tomato.
Fantastic tomato paste and the basil is prevalent.
It is a flavorful yet not really salted.
It's like a marinara sauce, almost.
That is not a marinara sauce, no way.
Excessive, if any, usage of modified foodstarch thickener.
Again, if there is any, it's not much.
It's almost like a tomato bisque.
It still has some fat, so it does have flavor.
It doesn't taste thin, it doesn't taste artificially thin.
What are you on?
This is as close to Chef Boyardy as they could have made it.
They like reproduced.
Saucers of any kind.
Just a great consistency and flavor.
Surprise.
That's what Chef Boyardy, you know?
Fresh and satisfying.
The macaroni has a nice texture.
Not mushy, but it is soft.
You eat it fast.
I'll learn everybody about mosquito hot sausage.
reasonably palatable, where it lacks some caloric density it makes up for in its versatility
in giving the caloric allocation to other components in this menu.
The tomato does not taste canned and the bread.
Mmm, bread.
The chew, you can eat it real fast if you need to and it's easy to eat.
It's reasonably palatable.
The nice whole wheat loaf is now actually nutritious with fiber.
Let's just check this thing out.
I'm good.
Mmm.
On its own. Woo!
Very dense.
Somewhat dry.
Reasonably sweet.
With a nice, raised, crisp crunch.
You have to chew slowly.
All that?
That is somewhat sticky to chew.
No, toasted caramel.
They're not good by the smell and the flavor of it.
Almost like a flavoring that they
had a really good taste toasted.
Yeah, it's like a natural and artificial type flavoring.
But it's very effective to be integrated
in with this raised crisp and a marshmallow toasted.
It's sweet.
It's very sweet, very dense, and very good.
let's see here though, I mean with the jelly
it makes it a little bit less thirst-provoking
it is dry on its own
very dense
slow chew
just let me fucking slam my ankle into the
only six hours for its
normal preparation
I went with about three
Actually tastes like real coffee.
Now for this.
What is this fucking sludge?
Is that pudding?
What is that?
No, it's not alcohol.
This is health aid kombucha, pink lady apple.
Thick, rich, and accentuated with chocolate flavor.
It's like chocolate syrup.
Let's check out this applesauce.
Okay.
You're a pink lady apple.
Thanks.
Very fresh and prevalent mango flavor.
Oh my God, he's spilling it in his mane.
Come on, Sam.
Only 110 calories, no maltodextrin added.
And it seems like it's just very natural,
like a just fruit puree squeeze.
each mango
very sweet
uh...
uh...
and face pv
god look at the arms
strawberry jam
emulsified
smart
have you tried this
That's for this thing his arms kind of like mine a little bit
with a reasonable amount of peanut butter at it
It's like a thick rich peanut butter rocky road milkshake
It is sticking with maltodextrin which is going to give that nice high-glyce
But I have like my throat's like congested now after I was coughing I have like
Like, Flem in my throat.
That would be amazing.
That works, but...
Smart.
I mean, if you're not active, it could be, like, kind of rough for you.
But if you were an active soldier on the move, something like this, would keep you in the game.
That is just true food science.
For some reason, this feels like fetish content, bro.
Just say that you're attracted to Steve.
Like, no one's gonna judge you, bro.
and enjoy the sense of milk tea.
As for this, peanut butter and a toasted marshmallow,
raised crisp, protein bar.
Yeah, definitely is a Max Headroom figurine down there.
I see it.
I think it's salty.
I think it really is.
It's amazing.
It's like a salty, deserved bar.
The peanut butter goes well with it, you know, this might be the best meal I've had all day.
I thought it was gonna say like, in the past three weeks or something.
This might be the best meal I've had all day.
All day is a little more understandable.
Apple sauce, mango.
There's no malt to dextranate it.
Why is he getting a dark corner every video?
It's actually smart because he has all of the lighting on his table where he records.
So if you had an overlight on it could fuck with shit.
It's just like a studio, really.
This bread is a lot better than we snack bread.
It's a studio.
It's normal.
Once and for all.
This is the future of shell-stable food on a buncha.
I think it's definitely the future of shell-stable food on a buncha.
Where's the protein in this meal? Like the fucking peanut butter chocolate shake?
It's kind of rough on the stomach actually.
If you're going to try and eat like two of them back to back, it really is too much flavor.
It was just too much.
This, nice and light, but flavorful.
Let's skip this, crushed red pepper.
What?
You really don't need it for this thing.
What?
Bro, I love red pepper and pasta.
We got that chewing gum.
Cinnamon, xylitol, sweetened.
Maybe like a tough jawline.
Chew it a spicy, great palate cleanser.
Just what you'll need after a top tier menu such as this.
the caloric content down for the main allows reallocation for those calories in other components
and compensating for the reduction in protein for that main course in other items.
One experiment.
And I'm gonna sing off for protein and fiber at an impressive amount.
Well anyway, this is Steve 1989.
Oh he didn't say what next?
I'm gonna delete the video, and I'll be coming back at you with something new.
Real old.
Alright, cool.
Wait, how much protein is in the drink?
I gotta check that out.
Check out that chocolate protein drink powder.
Let me see, Steve.
How much protein we got?
Give it a sniff.
Mmm.
It smells like Rocky Road.
It almost like a slight chemical chocolate, but then really appealing.
It has like a chocolate fudge, icy.
Wait, I wanna see the protein, bro.
Maybe because I'm skipping everything I'm like missing it that could be part of a problem.
So this is how you're getting your protein some bro 14 grams of protein oh hell nah bro
The bar has 10
Steve is 36 bro, what do you think 1989 stood for?
That's his birth year bro
You guys are bots that's legit fine bro think about how many calories is in this whole fucking
meal bro if you're eating like a thousand calories and you're getting like 30 grams
of protein like that's kinda questionable bro as a soldier?
I guess you need the carbs more, huh?
I mean, honestly, there's probably fucking billions of dollars of research in these MREs,
so I don't know what I'm talking about, but...
Speaking of apples, check this website out.
The hell, Apple rankings?
What the hell?
Sweet tango apples the holy grail
I don't know what is a sweet tango I
Do fuck with honey crisp
What is an aura Apple
What's the- no, Fuji apples are not fucking 56, bro.
Fuji apples are so good.
Let's grow up.
What is a new- ew, Newtown Pippin' Apple, Long Island's sand-filled condom?
Bro, I think I've actually had this apple before.
I think I know exactly what this tastes like and there's like no crunch to it, right?
Like, I'm pretty sure this apple is like, it's like when you bite into it, it just
kind of deflates.
harvested for cider? Interesting. Interesting. A tasteless hunk of malformed donkey shit
that should have been abolished during the reign of King George III, huh?
Have you tried this build yet?
We already saw this TikTok, bro.
Late to class.
Woo!
Alright, now what?
Slay the Spire.
Cue up.
Can you play Minecraft at bed wars?
Can I dress you up in pretty clothes and do your makeup?
Probably not right now.
She the Tekken nodes bro it's so sad wait it's actually so fucking sad they
don't gaff wait what's the what's the what's the Tekken reddit looking like
are they are they are they going through it
so you super gonna head to sleep tonight night night bro scratches behind your
year. What a useless, insulting, ignorant, and uncaring dev team. The meme of I quit just
to come back in a month is gone. Fuck you Namco, you managed to take 8 months of people's
input and do absolutely nothing with it. You don't deserve a community, let alone
this one. Fuck you. You said that she would save the game. I take it the patch is going
well? Can someone please fill me in on what happened too much to follow? Why does he drop
this emoji? Why does he drop the fucking sweatshop emoji? The hell?
It's like if Blizzard said, alright guys, we hear you, goats is too strong.
Next patch, we're gonna tone it down a little bit, we're gonna go back to the basics and
then the next patch drops, and then they buff goats.
They're gonna do the same as Season 2, supposedly being a defensive patch.
Just fire the lead developers already.
These people do not deserve to be working on this game.
That's what it seems like, bro.
My fucking tip and they broke my tip and oh
geez oh geez Louise you watch the secular trailer for what?
each other for what?
I like the way it looks, though.
I mean, it kind of did, though, know at one game of the year.
I'm gonna kill you.
I mean it looks pretty cool.
I can't lie.
Oh...
So long as it means less tech out of the stream, I'm more than okay with that.
You are so shit at the game, it's honestly miserable to watch.
Okay, but you wouldn't run a set right now with me fucking months and months out of practice.
I would still fucking watch you, pussy.
On the other hand, Alex is out in SF6, super comeback.
Are you gonna slay him?
See if I want to slay this player or if I want to play one more game.
Run more?
One more but free falling gets the pick?
No bro.
fucking kelvin i'm not playing kelvin smart you simply must slay that spire
Spire.
Inferno is that good or sucks.
Guys, what's one more, right?
Guys, what's one more, yeah, I mean.
Helpless addict?
I'm kinda addicted.
Already played Bandal, bro.
I'm debating guys. I don't know if you noticed I have decision paralysis
That's something I suffer from
You get that a lot around women doesn't make any sense
Valorant is still there. If you choose not to decide you still made a choice
Hmm, should I play Tekken tomorrow and give it a sniff or what?
Vol said the patch is so bad it guys. I think Vol might be gone forever
He actually might never come back now
Your fault, how's that my fault?
How's that my fault?
What is this?
Right, I need to watch season 3 of JJK.
Smart.
Smart have you ever rode a horse horse emoji? No, I've never a horse
Save technically bro, I hate to break it to you. I guys I can't save Tekken Harada is gone play team for the fucking lead
Devs are are are cooked I think
Like what do you what do you want from me man we got we got Michael Murray running the show
like you know they're in good you guys are in good hands right
smart Tekken player count gonna drop to 10 people soon
They should just roll back to season one.
Yeah, but on the premise you got like...
Okay, you know what's crazy?
I actually thought they were like maybe going in the right direction with like Fakum Ram.
Cause I actually think Fakum Ram was like fine.
And I was bullshit, obviously.
the shits with the director stepping down and it going to the same people who made up mess three
and i just really do not want get deeper into it just to get a tomb frame what what what happened
the director well okay what run on sentence you overwhelm me
what just happened
wait who was the third character last season after focumon oh the armor king
um I feel like armored king was not too bad either like I don't know anything
about me already but I feel like after they released honor they were like not
releasing too many bullshit characters and then
oh so only the women were the problem okay well first of all it's woman singular
because I said I don't know anything about me already second of all yeah bro
Anna is a fucking
Disgrace of a character in Tekken 8
Like hello
Yes women are not evil Anna is evil
Okay, like we all love reina
Okay
I love Anna, but I don't play the game, yep, that makes- that sounds about right.
That sounds about right then.
Do-do-wait, what?
All right man, two more months and I've been subscribed to you for five years, kinda
crazy
Not gonna stab me in the back are you?
Let me guess. I'm gonna stab you in the front
Mr. Tomato
When we got a microphone guy, that's nice.
Anyone capable of pushing their buttons and also thinking and talking at the same time?
No, you're asking way too much from me, bro.
Trust me, I know.
It's the community, it's not just you guys.
I get people mad at me because there's too many people talking with two people.
Hey, this guy, he's got a fix his attitude. Like, game has started, attitude has caught.
We might want to play me go rat tunnels
I'm usually played passively on round
Steal the first couple ways
What's the burn you know, I'm going to go to the next page, so never mind this guy's a fuck
What was this thing I didn't mean to do that. I'm trolling
I'm so low. Oh, geez, Louise.
I miss my rest of shot lose
No
Okay, how is that better getting denied by the way that shouldn't be possible okay
I'm off to the seouls boss
Just take the next wave soul. I'm gonna go under the long ass for soul
I get right
How is venator fucking losing souls that just shouldn't be allowed super silver is kind of hot no
German is awesome
I'm dead
Oh geez
Okay, why can pocket get in briefcase when he's last what does that mean?
Why is that allowed?
I'm just back
When they are lassoed
not a movement ability I mean it's kind of stupid I feel like
sometimes you just got to kick someone in the face
it's kind of bullshit
wow good job bro
ouch
ouch
Oh man
This is rough
Is that the Lord take the wheel
Bro, I need like I want so many things this game looking at their team
Why are you stop why why just not moving?
Yeah, I mean, that's not right, all right.
Yeah, I'm just going.
Bro, my Venator is like- That's not good.
What is my Venator doing, bro?
Can somebody tell me what this guy's doing?
Yeah.
Yeah, need one of you guys come over so I could jump for you. It's open
I don't get it. It's just a deadlock. I have a flitching. I may have made a mistake
Oh
Oh good job.
Got a big wave to deal with, boss. Get this shit.
Not bad.
Good job, Mike.
It doesn't stop mid-run?
Bro, I want you to get bowled.
I want you to run in real life
and have somebody throw a bow at you as you're running.
Thank you.
And see what happens.
Alright, now live in mid lane, but don't die.
That's your job.
I'll even give you a healing ring.
Welcome to Yellow Lane Mr. Canado.
Alright, who wants my help?
Honestly, this tunnel is what my help fuck you guys.
I
Just let's buy after this I'm just like kind of addicted to the
Problem guys, how do you fix an addiction?
Max cute I
I believe in you. You won't have ultis.
She has speed. I'm backing up.
Sacer in 30. This is safe swive.
They TP over there and take their side.
Swap it for another start smoking cigarettes.
I'm gonna be speeding blue. I want to make space for them.
Let's get silly, Benedict.
Right, Adam.
I'm trying to be nice.
They already know I'm here.
We make space for them. It's free. There's a door here.
You're gonna take the door.
Guys, I don't want to smoke cigarettes either, though.
They're on it.
Like, can I be real with you for a second?
Dan's back there.
green hey we got silly just play the game actually oh you went for the fucking
pocket I'm not green oh make sure that I didn't die you can get that solo oh man
I'm gonna be fucking behind this game bro and I blame my Venator for it I'm
I'm gonna be a poor poor poor poor silver this is so
The children big dogs. They'll do our doubles then
Can you get an opportunity on it, but there's four here on yellow or there were
They're all going down.
We'll probably have help.
They're just taking the walker.
We're going to be dying out on the back of the walker.
Good damage though.
Oh jays.
I'll be right back.
My ghoul is explode if we get it.
Wait, this is good.
I got these two solo waves.
I'm actually right back in the game.
And we got walker?
What, is that 10 minute walker?
I'm looking at fires on the creep wave.
Just parry on the punches.
It's huge.
It's actually huge.
Actually huge.
You guys are going to be some really dumb...
Has remittal
You're so they got it and I don't got it
Oh, you're a single base came out of nowhere
5th of spawn?
Need help, need help?
Oh yeah, I need to set her up.
I'm getting up in the air.
Nah, can we just set this?
I last want to run.
Thank you bro.
I got you, dab me up real quick.
Okay, I'm gonna set her...
Hell yeah, in fact you could probably run if I wanted.
I'm gonna run this shit.
I actually have to push the wave
Hear me out
We just get pocket-fucked and we're all sad
How's this sound? You know what?
I'm gonna come, I got parochord and my buff wave
We're just gonna push this, being crazy, you guys fake run it
You're gonna drop your ult when it's up, but we're just gonna chat
Dude, what? Okay
The fan doesn't work or what?
Why is it like farting me?
He loses my real back
Hello?
They destroyed the guardian on ground.
I'm gonna drop this right here on Ashley.
I don't think that's a good idea.
No, it wasn't.
No.
Man.
I think it's a one.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez, Louise.
The game is lagging!
Silver's coming to the green!
Oh, I got no CDs.
Oh, who's on you?
I'm sure you could die.
You could burn after that wave.
Yes, Mass.
You don't have CDs now to contest.
I have no CDs.
It's a goon.
Coming to the top.
Is that a good one, guys? Everything.
Evil with me on green.
At least the goons always do what I want them to do.
I'm coming, Graves.
Am I going fast here or what?
Yeah, the mixtape.
What's the situation over here?
Yeah, I think I'm going fast.
Usually, uh, he's young with himself, actually, yeah.
Yeah, you said.
He said, yeah, I'm going blue.
Their safes are responding right now, right side, by the way.
The hell? It's a good call, dude.
A fucking cheat. How does he know that?
It might be junk.
I'm not going to actually engage in this blue.
Are those cheats?
How does he know that the fucking safes are responding?
Like a mod?
It's not running at you right now, right now.
Yeah.
Fuck it, we.
How do you think that if I die so do you?
That's literally bandable?
The RCS are not spawning. The doors here.
Okay so we just lied?
See pocket!
You closed it.
I did it!
Oh my god!
Ba-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Guys why? First one of these is so good, I don't get it.
Uh, I got two more on pocket and paid a truly close.
I mean, so is Cat from Music too.
I guess maybe Atlas they just know what they're doing.
Why is there like 240 bags here?
I don't need money lying around.
We know Silver.
We know.
There's yowls on here, mate.
You wanna attack or what?
Irmin on this camp alone.
Oh, what?
Bro, I think I'm just going all green.
I need like, I want stamina mastery.
I want,
I want,
Coming out on her spell. I want the spell magic. What if I just get all that?
Well center and green side 40 your mic is hot. No, it's not actually a nice try bitch
Safe should also be responding left side
I
Don't feel small
So silver
oops I'm out she'd I'm setting her she's not down yet oh give me this now now now
now I'm here green
I'm also...
You're first though.
Sleeping 2, page slept by the truck.
What's happening? I'm a flinched.
I'm looking at the urn. It's not over chasing. We should have flinched.
I got it out.
I might need to go the long way or somebody needs to take it from me so I can heal.
Earn the long way.
Yes.
I'm gonna chill out for you if you can go back the other way, you're pretty strong.
They're here guys.
They're not gonna buy this, they're free.
I'm almost boned in.
They're fast as shit but they're still walking.
You're gonna eat the things on our right jungle.
I'm just gonna keep...
Fuck it!
Can you help me?
You're free instead of those guys.
I'll take them dead by the way.
They're three over there, we're going for them.
I'm out of here!
Jeez!
Oh what else? What's up?
Superacus is worse than some other quartz?
Yeah I've heard that before actually.
He's a good...
We did it!
Now we push this mandatory, they're not gonna expect it.
My little goons go so fast.
Okay, but I'm gonna over-commit. Okay, maybe we don't push.
He's low here.
Whoa, that's a lot of damage that she's doing to me.
They're gonna start coming down. We leave now.
They're gonna start coming down.
I'm gonna drop a big bag, by the way.
I need someone to stick it in.
You can see it's on the right side.
I was plotting it.
I dropped 1.6k back.
I got it. I got it.
Good.
It'll be fine. Just defend the waves.
Get out.
I'm getting chased with this bag!
I guess I'm going back to base again.
I don't want to lose it, but I also don't want to buy a life strike or you should though.
All right, we do the same thing again, but now I curse you now, we're not sure.
I don't expect it.
So, so!
Yeah.
I'd like to buy that.
That's fine.
Probably next wave, I don't think we need to do this.
I need Spear as a link right now.
I'd say Spear's respond on right.
Spear's are about to.
Yeah, let's look on this next wave.
I'll come over here if you don't want me here, they're gone.
The cage is on, bud.
He's gonna live.
Oh, he's still on me?
Furnace, green, one left.
Oh, shoot, so fast!
See, he wasn't ready for that.
Because we used our big brains to plan this a lot of minutes in a vane.
I'm missing every shot, by the way.
I know.
I'm literally where I should be.
Did you know we keep going?
We go for the buildings.
Your chat. I'm a chat.
Guys you're drifting the silver or bold one inch. We gotta go back to base play in the waves hit the buildings play in the way
You get it you get it bro, you understand the scenic route
Time to go away got four years look we made them all come over and we put for an extra three sec
Now we get orders double
Didn't even break a sweat an easy clap as it was smiled
come get her yeah I agree easy swap
I'm gonna kill my culprits
oh what do I want I just want so many items bro can't the games like give me a
20 million souls for you bro like I need them and deserve them
alright camps
I think you're safe just wave some shots
get up go come up go wave your bed
I can do the tier three. Oh the single tier three. Yeah, bro. I think that's my base
issues. I never know like when I can start doing tier. I look at more tier three camps
a lot of the time.
What I mean on some kind of buffing or any time in 10 seconds. I'm here
That's to you don't take that
Should look on the shiv in there
So come back he's gonna want it
Get his ass
of the
They're all account for it.
I don't even know if you're a twink while I'm not, so...
They're way too bad, and I cannot run this.
I cannot run this until I see them all appear in you and Yellow.
Ah, I think I just need one spew.
I need everything, I need everything, I need everything. It's pissing me off.
Only shit not accounted for.
I'm not like one HP with no wolf.
I guess we're zilings that maybe this spell magic
I don't know about
I appreciate you listening to me
Now what if I run off a killback and fall back and no one's gonna get me
he talks too much
He was bitching about that
What if I tell him that he talks too much
What are you talking about?
What?
I'm gonna go hide out on this one while you're here.
I'm gonna steal that.
Okay.
All these juicy boxes. That was a really ugly fight that I'm watching.
I don't know what's happening. It doesn't look pretty.
That is not bad.
That was so ugly.
The little sun is on the way, but I don't know what I can...
I
Need to peak me
He said that people in his other games that he talks
I
It might they could go mid, but they are down to right now
So has been neutered yeah, we actually the bus driver I agree
I
Chasing my Venator I'm on my way to mr. Venator keep me if you
I'm speeding
You're in deep duty, huh
I'm on shiv, I'm on shiv in the second floor.
Are you gonna fire or something?
I'm not going to use CPT on your son.
I don't know if you're hitting me up here for the shit, bro.
Okay, you don't like about silver all the time
If you use an ability and you keep holding left, like it's so weird
Not sure, gotta graze
Like you don't start clawing at that
It's like kind of lucky, I would still make that more smooth
Yeah, no problem
Yeah, good job
That one is a highlight
Yeah, it's really delayed
Guys are pocket DC, what happened to big Donovan?
He's a little mad
I don't like guys weird
I want to get DB before we make our push I almost have
Wait for me to buy mr. Trader and then I'll come up
I'm slowly coming down green I have to him son of 15
They have a flitching back I have to be as long as we don't get like eight metaphors, dude. We're chillin
The leap aim is weird
Yeah, also they they didn't like give her like her own parry bro. I don't animations
They disvalve hate silver
Shut his hungry. How far a person hungry? They're probably more than one
I curse for that guy. Can we have a cool down and still
Where's my where's my dispel magic and I'll get worse on next I guess you're the bet
to meet him dropping to him still boy I can make your zombies she should parry
like the lash go zombies they can't do nothing my gosh you're so fast
yes we use here that is here will help me
I don't want that he's looking he's flying in the sky I'll get back to you
is a man that he's looking
at a lot
and I did
I'm talking to Walker
I'll say that much
I mean the Walker
I think we're chilling there
I'm low
Wow, good job Mr. Tomato
I'm so sad
Thank you man
Which we do now guys with the rest of our region
Carry with her breakfasts
Any opinions
I'm just good and maybe good things. Oh, you know what I like
They will fight this my warp stone to run someone down my own. What do you think about that? I?
Like it if you just say over fan of strike
That was a lot of denies I think
Why did you read my comment you freak? Why did you type? I'm for your dothos kill something on this wave with my rundown
I like that.
How do I go to steal this 3-3 camp as well?
Do whatever you need, Regis.
Right, so maybe someone's covering me here
in case they've killed me.
Green is currently dying, so I'm telling you.
I got Green.
We got a wave, brother, let's survive it.
Wow, I can build a bush pretty fast.
I have another tombstone, and I've got a...
So what does that have, what Lash has?
I mean, Lash is fucking massive.
I mean we still have time to push, we should probably just get one shrine.
I should have screened it.
He's still really attacking us.
He's going to affliction me.
I don't have time, I don't have time.
Here we go.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I'm on in front of us, bad.
I'm on down at the hard run.
I need to kill up my freaking reset.
No.
That's okay.
Take pounce, bad.
And please, he says the pocket.
Take dawn event is over.
Just like healing dump or what?
What the hell?
Bro just shoved me into a wall.
I'll just shove me into a wall
We are kind of
10 seconds
I have a heel
We just say no, I think we want
It's okay, I've lost much today, so it's just
It is not down disarming X curse
Guys Parzellium doesn't do that. I think Parzellium is really smart. So
This rem is so whiny I'm gonna tell him that for you
Yeah, bad manners overpushed true
You genuinely wouldn't? Yeah, because I don't like eating the people.
First time. Whooping his ass.
I see the doorman.
Oh, the silencer. Slapping him.
Oh, he's so mad.
Uh-oh.
And he just got it.
Why can't I press my spell?
Uh-oh.
I
Just shot away from a boss and not this morning will be up for everyone's homes where you guys win the game
Master die next don't man doesn't have door for like 20 seconds. Yeah, I'm a I'm a
Every set again future he said
Oh base. Don't mess with doctors.
Holy fuck, where'd you go?
Just don't get like all dormant.
One person literally weighed out unironically.
He used it, he looked it.
Okay, we're good.
Hit the bay.
Oh my god.
Oh, that was an easy game.
No, I did not know you could play silver.
Oh, anyone can play silver. Let's be so serious.
Alright, bro.
the work is done the work is done wow oh my god me and mr. tomato what one I feel
like we never win but he beats me when he's against me what does that mean
What does that mean?
That's an odd coincidence.
Yeah, kind of weird, no?
A little strange.
Cue the shit up, says Timothy 64th.
What, bro?
What is this?
Who did you just link me, bro?
The Bandaxx by B. Tarek.
What the fuck is this, bro?
I can't even play it. Oh wait. Oh, fucking Slime song.
What is wrong with Slime, bro?
What is wrong with him?
All right. Am I E5 yet? Oh, bro. I haven't lost that. Actually, I haven't even lost that.
That's like 5050. Let's Slay the Spire, shall we?
Ah, thanks, loves!
Super, this was made for you in mind.
What was, bro?
Oh, wow.
Ten-hour loop of Dracula?
Thanks, bro.
Only 20 views?
This is a masterpiece.
What is this profile picture?
What is that?
What is this?
Roblox steal a brain rot
Praise Jesus. He is our savior. I play big ballers as the zeb mascot zebra Zeb
Average Dracula fan chill bro. Let's chill
I can't help.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Be me me.
I'm out the far. Care me?
It was a silent one.
The only thing I was like, esoteric gameplay?
Bro.
People!
Look, I didn't actually do a Necrobinder run.
People in chat kind of piss me off when I play this game.
Hmm, Act 1 boss drops 2 relics, obtain a random rare card or silver crucible, the first 3 card you want to see are upgraded.
Go ahead and tell us why, because half of them are completely wrong about what they're talking about.
And the other half are so obnoxious I'd rather make the wrong play than fucking listen to them. That's the truth.
hmm how could a rare cards exhaust your hand I was reading that exhaust your hand if nine
cards were exhausted this way gain one intangible that sounds like dog shit
I have fucking slime songs stuck in my head, bro
What is this bro what a piece of shit I should have done that first. Oh well
What a piece of shit fucking a car
Friendship lose two strength, but you gain energy at the end. I don't want to lose strength gain five block
Plus seven doomed all enemies and then at the end of the tournament as at least as much doom as HP it dies reap
And turning it into a pitch dark chamber, a sudden light pierces the darkness from above
just as the door stands behind you, illuminated before you appear to be a pudding with a map
on it.
You feel compelled to take it.
That's a set of 600 extra gold!
Yonk.
Two curses already?
I don't know if you know this, but I'm actually really good at this game.
Dog shit fucking card, absolutely dog shit fucking card.
Take whatever pisses off the most chatters at once, oh don't worry bro, I'm working on that.
Peace out.
Cure all.
Gain energy.
Wisp.
Gain energy exhaust.
High five.
Ostie deals 11 damage and applies but
I like that
Well, let's see what this Ostie can do
Like I do that's not gonna kill shit
Turn off cam so you can see the whole game, please can you fuck off?
I'm working right now, by the way.
I'll think about it.
Turn off the stream so we can talk in off-line chat.
I just lmfao'd
Both this this card is so bad stop giving it to me now I
Can do I can do it all you did to me
No fast mode is torture. Yeah, I was looking at it before let me let me try it
Let's see if I care about fast mode.
The first time you hit each turn it gains six block?
some stupid you're gonna miss playing fast mode and blame us I mean yeah
probably because you guys will deserve it no
I'm so dumb.
I'm just throwing right out.
I'm actually throwing.
Someone carry me.
Can you play 3 skills in a single turn and deal 5 damage to all enemies?
Ehhhhhhhhh
Summon 4, gain 7 block.
Fear.
Guys, this character seems kinda hard.
Or am I just ass?
lose cure all get an upgraded uncommon power upgraded rare attack deal 14 damage x times
deal 9 damage deals 3 additional damage for each soul in your exhaust pile which I don't
have hang a put deal 13 damage double the damage all hang cards deal to this
enemy
they what I only have one hang card though I also don't have any soul I don't
know how to get soul
Skip if you are smart.
The first time you block, you gain block from a card each combat, double the amount gained.
Wait, is that not broken as well?
If I can kill this motherfucker in the back, so the toad pole dies.
Pull down
Carry streamer run whatever bro. We know you lose off stream
But was that a free poke or was that?
Call of the Void.
hand add one random card into your hand it gains ethereal. Graveblast looks pretty good too.
Osteville's 7 damage, add a retain to a card in your hand.
How do I get a TTS master by myself? I think you just figured it out, bro. Congrats!
Oh, Oskie!
You fucking piece of shit.
Wait, does this work the way I think it does?
14 doom. Oh shit.
So 9 damage out of soul into your draw pile.
Next turn summon 2 and gain 2 energy.
This is hard to watch.
parents when you couldn't tie your shoes at 14.
Why are you so toxic, man?
So just for clarification, you think I'm the toxic one here.
Doom is a pretty good wincon, though.
Cleans.
7-3 exhaust 1-carp from your draw pile.
Gained 5 block.
Sycambe seems pretty good, maybe.
It's a good Wimcon for noobs, yeah.
Ooh, Akabeco is really good.
Enemies with at least as much Duma's HP deal 50% less damage.
Shuriken is good too.
If Oste is alive, he deals 9 damage to all enemies and you gain 9 block, but then he dies.
Summon three x times add x souls to your draw pile
Our souls even good though
I mean a fuck
Well, I guess I got Durge.
I don't want to buy the Aquebeco, I think, but...
This seems pretty good, too.
I want to try that, maybe, but...
Good on you for not saves coming. Yeah, I'm an honest player. What can I say, bro?
What is this waterfall giant?
Um...
Osti don't die for me bro.
I'll stop being mean!
You got this super I believe in you.
Thanks bro.
I don't have an idea, I don't have an idea, I don't want Ostie to die though.
Okay that's fine, goodbye Ostie.
Bro, what is this order?
Like here we fucking go again bro.
I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it.
What a steamer option.
When killed, it deals 24 damage at the end of your next turn.
Wait, what?
Maybe I should have done that first, huh?
That doesn't matter.
I
Bro bro, what not tell me what bro x-rayed or eight five eight no tell me what
I
Was what I thought I'm gonna die
I
Help oh my god, I do no damage
How do I win?
I lost!
Oh jeez!
Okay, so how do I avoid being hit for 51 damage by the way?
You don't.
Okay, well I'm dead anyway.
I mean that's gonna kill.
YOOOOOHOH!
So, like, why do I gotta fuckin' why do I gotta end my turn though?
I like I won, right?
Why I gotta end my turn, guys?
get down
All righty.
Necrobinder has one of the easier early games.
Go for more combats to see more parents and block in some of the most turns.
Keeping those GLI's is super useful.
Orbaz that's living rainbow may be swimming around in the second act.
What the hell is that?
Looks like a penis, kinda.
The following cards will appear in future runs.
Eternal Armor? Mew shh. Jackpot.
This legit looks like something made in paint? Well, if you notice, it says placeholder in the
bottom, right? Because a lot of these aren't finished. Um, this one is though.
Let's try her again.
Okay, last time I think my rare card was just ass.
You'll high roll this time?
No.
I'll be a pussy.
I'm keeping Oste alive forever.
Wait, maybe this is how you're supposed to play.
You don't let Ostie die.
Slide of flesh, whenever you apply debuff to enemy they take 9 damage.
Page storm.
ethereal car draw one card what if I just get a poke
like but he's just gonna die no matter what this turn it looks like I can't do
anything to keep her alive. No! No, man. Stupid slog.
Did you pass math? Actually my best subject, believe it or not. Impressed?
Deal 8 damage. 3 additional damage for each card drawn during your turn. Interesting.
I feel like Grave Blast is pretty good.
Right? Like surely Grave Blast is a good card.
High school math, by the way?
So what?
What's wrong with high school math?
I failed to see the problem.
Nice.
Ossi feels 12 damage. This card costs 0 if Ossi has attacked this turn.
double you
Bring bring bring it
We're gonna start banning people a brother if I start banning people you're your top of that list
Don't get it fucking twisted
I didn't have any debuffs, was I dumb?
That is actually maybe dumb as fuck.
It was dumb.
Try my best bro.
I can only, I can only try my best, you know?
Fuck, Oste's dead.
Goodbye, Oste.
Oh, this character's hard!
22 damage.
Wait.
There's gonna be a lot of the one HP if I do that.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I get down.
I need a head-pats ASAP?
Can you smack the top of your microphone real quick?
I
Don't want to upgrade anything
Bro, I feel like I feel like this is so hard
Oh, Jays!
Oh, man!
I need to flatten someone, you will bat, and then you won't because you gain armor.
Oh, I'm cringing.
I have an idea.
This one's gonna die. Oh, I'm using my brain a little bit, guys.
You look like you're retracting into your shell the way you're sitting, well maybe I
I am.
I don't know, that was just a useless turn basically.
Rain wasn't working there.
Guys, I'm going to lose again.
This is embarrassing.
I'm gonna lose again but this is embarrassing
16 damage. I defend. Defend strike. I live.
Redefends like
My god
Jesus Christ
Regular enemy combats are no longer encountered in question mark rooms. Okay
7, still 13 damage out of soul into your draw pile hand and discard pile. Grave warden,
8 block deathbringer.
You're just getting shit cards?
I know!
No, that's not what's happening.
Can you just stop talking?
No, that's not what's happening
All right, we draw poke and flatten here we go check this out
Bro
I'm so fucking scared.
Bro this, this, this is really hurting me, my, me brain a little bit.
I can't lie guys.
It's a turn-based game?
So why, bro?
I'm still struggling, like...
I don't understand why you don't read, I mean I'm literally playing perfectly right now, but like, that's chill, if you want to say I don't read. It's fine, I guess.
Whenever you play a solo, a random enemy loses 6 HP.
Future-fy is really nice, maybe.
Has SuperTF addressed the controversy? I don't know what that means, bro.
while crossing a rickety wooden bridge there's a sudden torn of rain massive
gust of wind buffet you threatening to end your journey
overcome poke is removed hold on lose three the card on the above well I
I don't want to lose any card, bro!
Okay.
I mean, I have to heal.
Bro, this character fucking sucks.
Oh my god, that applies to fucking Oste.
Are you joking?
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose.
enemies lose 3 hp at 3 souls to your draw pile
you're doing it bro i don't think i'm gonna make it
Oh heal heal what a spiral do this guard this card gains replay one I need to
I need it, I need it, I need it, I'm gonna die if I don't.
Smart.
I'm far off!
Um...
Okay, I have an idea.
Where he's not dead?
Guys, am I dumb as fuck?
Be honest with me.
Yeah I can take it.
Sometimes.
flattened plus
I should have done this first
Can't see with camp placement, but I don't know what I put my freaking camera in this game
Oh jeez, what is that a gremlin?
A freaking gremlin?
It steals my money!
Well, I'm gonna die. That's a little more important, I think.
Can I kill it this turn? Yes.
What did I just do?
Do I have a poke in here?
Two random relics and additional strike and a defend.
Precise scissors would be good.
Okay.
Candelabra's good, strawberries, whatever.
I mean, it's like fine, like, gosh.
I'm done fucking around.
I'm gonna win by the way if you guys are okay with that
I hear voices, that's just me, bro.
Okay, Austin is huge.
Okay, I actually get this character.
I'm going to win this run, I can feel it.
Hear me out with that creature?
Would.
Would what?
I don't get it.
What would you do?
Would what?
Give me a go to relic every time you play three attacks and someone's trying to gain four block
It's okay
The joke is sex? What is that?
Nice.
Wait guys, I'm built, this is good, I like this, I like what's happening here.
I feel like Austin should stay alive in between battles.
Thoughts?
Deal 52 damage.
The first attack each turn deals a 50% additional damage.
Lethality's good, but if I pull Burry on my second turn, I could use it because I get
additional...
It's trash.
Yeah, but it's a big number!
3 6 12. So he's dead basically no matter what.
Oh, slippery.
I'm using my brain here, guys.
We need water!
What?
They're calling it the smallest brain known to man, now you have, your parents don't
lost it.
Like it is what it is bro.
I get tilted.
Sorry.
bit deserved because like quite frankly why are we being moved?
Can you just let me play for you since you clearly don't know what you're doing and it's making me angry.
My fault.
Okay, so...
Supa, can you meow for me?
I
Could just kill this guy
You got
Oh my god, he's still dead?
Austin, you are ass, bro.
That's annoying.
That's a little bit annoying.
Nice.
Nice.
Wisp, gain energy and exhaust?
I kind of like that.
I'm getting so scared this version of SuperTip is so mean he might rival Low Tier God.
Check upgrade?
How do I check O?
Right hand, Austin, those four damage, we're going to play a card that costs 200 and more
of a turn this to your hand from the discard pile.
Okay.
I guess so.
What should I get?
Okay.
Normal strikes or defense?
I guess strikes, huh?
Getting flashbacks?
What are you getting flashbacks to, bro?
I'm trying to really hard to think here by the way I want you guys to know
What are you talking about?
Literally what are you talking about?
My head hurts.
Look, if you guys want my opinion, I think I'm playing perfectly so far.
Deal 9 damage out of soul to your draw pile.
This one you ain't playing bad. Thanks, bro
Real ticket. Why is he putting his tongue out? He's hitting the colon P
Hmm. I feel like I'm getting a wisp is pretty good, no?
Will you actually read what Unleash does? I'll think about it.
What the hell's Unleash?
Yeah, I know that, bro. Well, I'm not stupid. I read that.
I'm not a fucking idiot, like, hello?
Okay, wait, check this out.
Wait, let me think.
Hold on, I'm thinking.
Perfect play!
Plates on me otherwise.
What is that, debuff?
While the slithering strangler is alive, at the end of your turn takes six damage.
Wait, why?
But why?
Like through armor?
Oh no, the armor blocks it, okay, that's fine.
In Feebling Touch, enemy loses 8 strength this turn.
That seems really good.
8 strength?
Strength.
God, you're so fucking good at this game, bro.
That's all I'm asking for.
Like, just a little bit more of that.
Like, is that so much to ask?
It's kind of stinks, but...
That's just not lucky I think on the loaks
this turn though whatever oh but it's exhausted anyway but no ethereal is exhausted right if
if they're- if they're-
Yeah.
Oh, jeez.
Hold on.
Let me- let me- let me- let me fucking-
Yeah, you see that shit?
You, you, you, you, then block.
I'm using my brain y'all
Okay, what is his role holy dog shit roll what the fuck what is that?
Ah!
Piece of shit.
Upon pickup, upgrade two random skills.
Whoa, whoa, what is that?
Neurosurge.
Gain three energy, draw two cards with the starting to turn, apply doom to yourself.
Yeah! That's fine. I'll be fine.
Wait, did he not- wait, what?
Enemy loses 6-8 strength this turn.
Why does he still do non-damage?
It had an artifact?
Oh, the fucking thing!
Right, right, right, right, right.
My brain was hurting a little bit.
Easy.
Easy.
Sure I could take an elite on elites aren't that tough usually
Nice
Parries you.
Nice.
He's learning.
This is so- yeah bro.
Of course I'm gonna fucking learn if you give me time.
Everyone blames me.
It's a lot of damage.
Power me, I'm scared.
Whenever you play a soul, summon one.
Wow, this sucks.
Wow, these are terrible.
Do I even have any debuffs?
I guess I'll have some, but...
Well, I'm gonna take so much damage, I'm a little scared.
Eat!
No!
Aw, Steve!
Oh, jeez.
No, Austin! Oh jeez.
Oh my god, my doom. Dude, I can't kill this fucking thing.
Actually, I can kill it this turn.
Cards are getting strike deal 3 additional damage, okay?
Bro, I feel like these cards are so bad on this character.
The Fi's OP was just thinking that action, funny enough.
Yeah, we're gonna drink this too.
Okay.
Fuck you.
Do some shit.
Austin's gonna do big damage. Last time I killed the big dude first, should I kill the
little guys in this fight? Yeah.
You guys been mad at me, right?
Bitch.
Bitch.
Depends on your build.
Interesting theory you have there.
You better take care of Oste, Oste'll be fine bro, trust me.
All two cards.
It's kind of a, wait, I can still draw more cards though.
See?
Sorry.
I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning.
Careful guys.
Actually, the fend floss is fine.
About time his become okay at the game.
He grossed his... oh no.
He cooked you? No, I disagree actually. I don't get cooked, okay?
He's right he only gets free 46 damage that says
Well, Oste is getting quite big, no?
Niiiice!
Yes!
Ooh, I can get another Nero Surge, huh?
a card in your draw pile in the soul?
Gosh, should I play some old dubsky tomorrow?
What do we think, y'all?
Such malice paints your heart.
We would share the same paint if you
knew what's befallen me.
There's no peace on your path.
Take a part of me to ease your burdens.
Additional energy at the start of your third turn and every turn after that.
Doubles block, gain from a card, and then goes to sleep for two turns.
You may sacrifice card wards to Pyel every two sacrifices obtained a relic.
The first two seem pretty good.
Stack relics shall we?
The lull gets done pussy.
Oh my god, that's so fucking annoying.
Sure.
You up on the new Tekken patch?
Why are we laughing? Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh.
I
Holy souls
Guys if only playing tech anymore, there's a problem I think
What have you played card that costs two or more a game three block wisp
Sacrifice
Well, these enemies are so terrible, bro, I actually will vote enemies
I feel like lethality barely even matters, but I'll play it because I have extra thing
anyway, so.
What if I do some distilled chaos and see what happens?
Okay, sure, hmm, get some actual cars that can do things.
Can I do that, please?
What the fuck are they thinking?
With Tekken, bro?
What are they actually thinking?
Nobody knows?
I guess so, huh?
Harada's vision? You can't even say that, bro. Harada's fucking gone.
seven K entrance for SF six if in Namco I give up to
um hold on I'm cooking right now
7K inches for SF6? Wait for what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, for what?
EVO?
EVO Japan? They have 7K entrance?
That's fucking disgusting, no?
Half of those got to be AI.
Street Fighter isn't all that.
Bro street fighter might be kind of big I don't know bro. I
Think street fighter does in fact have it like that
Which is like kind of crazy
No, I know everyone says Street Fighter V was so terrible.
I almost wish I was like around to see it, because I wanted to see like how bad it fucking
was.
It was MogaMeta bad?
That's just not possible.
I'm going to take 20,000 damage here.
Fuck, I can't even break that.
That's tragic.
Wait, what?
Wait what? Is that a bug interaction?
I was supposed to take a- I feel like I was supposed to take way more damage there, but I just didn't.
Interesting.
Wait, so does that mean I can just do the same shit again and like cheat a little bit?
Okay, didn't work that time. Oh my god. Code red.
Um, just bomb his ass.
Bish.
Oh, stop burrowing you fucking weirdo.
I'm getting tilted.
I'm going to tickle them too or what?
I
Think this fucking die, please
Jesus
In 11 a block next turn game, but I feel like I feel like this the necromancer has like no good cards, bro
Am I just ass?
Oh my god.
I hit it.
Let's see, let's see what attack card I get here.
That could be huge.
You know what?
Goodbye, Oste.
Okay, we need lethality.
Pull aggro.
I'm not getting the cards out, I'm not getting good pulls guys.
of
uh...
uh...
uh...
uh...
Solid
My head hurts help help help
up. They're good. Hit nine out of all. Oh my god.
It's over, no it's fine.
I can do this.
All I gotta do is be a little smart.
Yo, so can I draw my card?
Do I need to draw, please, or no?
That's a good one.
I need to do this one.
Wait.
No, I'm fine.
There we go.
Easy.
Easy easy for a guy like me
I should be sacrificing cards too, huh kind of for Gore that I can do that
that.
Bro!
Like, what are these draws?
Give me more cards, fuck it.
Useless!
This is like watching AI learning, are you impressed or what?
This is like watching AI learning.
Are you impressed or what?
You impressed that machine learning has gotten this far?
Nice.
Reanimate summon 20 and exhaust. Ooh, I kind of like reanimate
Move over some shit! Fuck off
Guys, what's an enchanted attack?
First let me give her some dog shit
I think your slip potion is good, but I want any of these cards.
Whenever you play a soul, a random- ooooh!
Osteville's 7 damage, hits an additional time for each of the time he's attacked this turn.
Hello
Deal eight damage deals three additional damage for each card drawn could be good, but look at my fucking deck size man. Oh
geez
You we can't oh, it's 27 by the way, but bro, what do I put my camera for this game like there's no good spot?
Whenever you play a power deal 8 damage to all enemies but I get decay.
Is there a shop coming up soon? No there's not. Shit.
But lost wisp is good.
I have an idea.
And then we just stay on set and now it's gone.
I got some actual cards in my fucking my hand please
What do we think
Wait guys I'm learning and you can't even say that I'm not because I so clearly am by the way
Oh my god 58 damage
Hey guys, I'm so good at this game!
Well, look how big Ostie is.
What the hell?
And is that, is that not, that seems high.
He's fucking huge.
Dude, you look huge.
Uh-oh, 30?
Mmm, don't like that.
Gonna be honest I'm not a fan of 30
Look at 75 HP though juice
Can I get a fucking attack item though?
I don't want Oscar to die.
Necrobonders by far the most consistent character.
Is this real?
Is that real?
Sacrifice.
Oh, you're most consistent.
or specifically most consistent.
Hmm.
Yo!
Holy Max win!
As it's color shifting a petal's pulsate you sense there's a powerful cluster of pollen
in the center but the undulating petals are razor sharp and unpredictable.
Let's go deeper.
Let's go even deeper.
Apollon's core
This fly wants to eat me why did I go in every four turns draw two additional cards is that worth
That shit
All right, that's fine.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I can't let Oste die.
That's just 28 damage by the way guys.
guys. Okay, I have too many cards. What the fuck?
Yo, I don't like this fucking boss.
I don't like this boss.
Am I dead?
I don't know I'll transform a soul to a soul, why not?
The damage wait this boss needs to be nerfed. No this boss has to be nerfed
Wait what happened?
I had doom
It was worth it under the exalted spy or the capital goddess the most brilliant from it one courageous from all lands 12 explorers from the next
Bro, I don't know if I fuck with Necrobinder.
She's too hard for me, bro.
one car award and procured one random potion like she's too hard she's so
OP Lamal I'm sure it's not skill issue like how tough did you did you feel
typing that in chat by the way I have to know that did you cross your arms and
And adjust your glasses after typing that or what?
Free Fallen do not type that shit, bro.
27 damage? At the start of your turn, apply 6 Doom to a random enemy.
smart
See, it's gonna die to Doom!
Gambler's Brew!
Deal 10 damage, upgrade two random cards to your discard pile.
Sounds good.
Like guys at what point do I need to stop taking random fucking cards ah shit like
always pretty much. So what if I just didn't take these cards here and just like thought
about it a little bit? Spoils back! Last time I got this I didn't make it to the fucking
next to the next area. At the start of your turn, transform one card in your hand. That's
just sounds not it lose to strength game I can remove a card deathbringer what
What if we got a Doom build going guys?
Thoughts on the Doom build everybody?
And I'm not drawing my fucking Doom card, that's wonderful.
Love that.
Thanks, uh, who makes this game?
Fucking chuds.
Supercell?
Wait, no, they make, uh, what does Supercell make, Clash of Clans?
Why don't I tie that guy?
It doesn't matter.
Well, I'm actually doing my ass kick because I'm like not locked in.
Definitely does matter by the way.
I
Strawberry by 13 doom draw card
Doom build
Why do I keep getting these I don't have money for this bro
I'm actually fucking bomb broke
All this potion, okay, if you say so chatter
Oh, let's do this cuz that's like 26 doom is that kind of big no
Give me a good relic please
Upgrade to random attack
Okay
Now
Oh look, I'm not getting the shit that I need
I'm not dying to this fucker bro chill what the hell there's more dudes
Why did you just type, my friend thinks you're cute?
That's cool.
Glad to hear that.
I appreciate that.
very kind. That is very kind actually, I like that. Wait, you spot an H that you have
surged upon, his hands gently rest atop a stone's sword. The sword of stone. Transforming
to a powerful roll like that for the few five elites. I can do that.
BOOSH!
These rats are disgusting.
I have to start your turn for the top part of your draw pile?
I'm gonna just kill this one, LOL.
Well there's a way I can do this if I'm smart.
I think we do this, then we do...
Oh wait, LOL.
Okay, but they're dead
Light strike
I need to kill as many elites as possible without dying and I'm dead
Huge.
Do not use Neurosurge, Lamal.
He used it.
GG.
Are you fucking dumb, bro?
I'll be fine.
that's a lot of damage um i'm dead guys i'm fucking dead
of
I have to gambler's bro I need I need defense cards I need I need
Wait, I didn't need to do this because I could have just deathbringered.
Wait.
25% 18 so but I'm dead to do
Well if I don't die oh I'm dead oh
My god
Okay, now I need to not die here.
I need to not die here.
Um.
Plano surge?
Yeah, let's not do that.
I can just kill the pole.
Oh wait, it didn't kill it.
Okay, I put the, it's dead now, whatever.
Okay, so we just wanted to lose, like what's going on?
We don't want to give me a fucking deal.
Wait, what is that OMG?
Fuck off, bro.
Oh my god.
Add a 1 Meow's Fury to your deck.
A peanut random relic or remove 2 cards but take 13 damage.
We definitely have to fucking remove some bullshit, I think
Respawn the spire be honest how fucking like smart did you feel after typing that?
guys are we are we doing it again or what
How is bro struggling someone with the training wheels because not training wheels character
They're really fucking like that.
Hello, super.
I must say I've started watching VODs and long edits of you more frequently since I
haven't been able to make the streams because I have a normal sleep schedule.
Mm-hmm.
The VODs are quite enjoyable because I can skip past whenever you speak.
Less than three.
Oh, fuck you!
Impotions might be good
Hug the tree lose nice features a car to transform a
Random card of any rarity check this shit out
But what is it like can I actually like wait?
You can't oh
Austin can I read this shit feels through damage if this is the first time this car
Has been played draw one card. Holy dog shit fuck it
guys this character is fucking impossible to win with I'm noticing
I think I should have popped the strength box, I think I'm going to fucking need it.
Why did I use that first?
I'm sick. I'm not even thinking I'm on autopilot
I thought oh my god it bated a shadow me I thought that meant like I just killed it like I didn't have to do like phase two
But I feel like I'm just dead.
Okay, I'll actually walk in.
What do I not want?
So am I really going to get rid of two strikes here?
Correct order impressed was that impressive or what?
All right, all right, I have an idea let's try an oski carry build shall we
Let's let Big O carry.
Druller build?
Be nice please.
Soul or Doom is meta? I don't know what the hell Soul is, so.
Oh, the cards, right.
Boosh.
Pleasant of the meta I'm playing oste bro. I'm playing for oste to carry me
I feel like borrowed time could be pretty good actually
First time try to are you a twink? Well, go if you look up twink on twitch you'll get an interesting answer
Or Fenboy I mean excuse me
It is Fenboy, I'm sorry I got confused
Bish.
If you draw an ethereal card, draw one card, next turn, no, no, none of this is, none
of this is for Oste, so we move on to next.
And we're gonna take one in a, we'll have to take one in an elite anyway, so I might
I'll do it after I heal perhaps, but is there any card I want to update? Upgrade?
I think I might like boobs.
Oh! Yeah boobs are pretty cool. Me personally I think so.
Two energy seems pretty good.
Body going upgrade?
I actually don't hate that idea, chatter.
Now you're about to get banned for back-seeding, but I like the idea for you.
I didn't even draw it first, G-fucking-G.
Holy fucking low rolls, this is disgusting.
My bro, what is this fucking low roll, man?
Bish
What does the game hate me, you want me to lose or what is this?
You can't see enemy intense now, oh my fucking god bro, like, what do I move my camera to?
Okay, what if I did some shit like this?
Get the shit out of my- out of my- okay, I mean, wow, that's just- that's just so terrible.
Oh my god, I'm just going to straight up lose.
Yo!
13-8, so that'll kill one of these guys.
13-8.
And they just took out Austin
What what is this man? Oh
First three carriages here upgraded yes yes yes yes yes so that's what I need I need
that. Yes, yes, yes.
I'm struggling at Ascension Zero, not my fault.
It's not my fault, quite frankly.
Okay, game 10 block out of soul plus.
Oste deals 9 damage.
Soul plus might be bigly.
4 cards?
Okay
It's okay King you're still strong and handsome and smart even if you can't beat the first floor
Do you mean that? I also have been the first floor actually so don't be a smart ass
BANG!
Okay, should I just play for the Ostecary?
Play for the Ostecary.
Let's do it.
Let's see what Austin can do.
What can I draw?
Let's see if I just, this is fine, we'll just do this.
We'll just play for the long game
because I don't know how I'm not in any rush, right?
Like I can just fucking hone a little bit.
Austin deals 10 damage.
Advertain to a card in your hand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's just let Austin carry.
Fuck it, bro.
Um, sure, we'll keep the block card, why not?
And they just took out Austi, like, oh my fucking god.
Really?
Thanks, bro.
I'm looking my handsome today.
Really?
Thanks, bro.
We need flat and plus.
Yes.
We're fat and remelting.
Bitch.
Nice.
I don't fucking care.
Just kill him.
I want him fucking dead.
skip we snooze on those cars now do I go to an elite again and die again or
should I skip the elite for now no I can take them in full health basically what
is that skulking a collar cannot lose more than 20 HP each turn okay
Should I be concerned about that?
I do get a soul plus.
I feel like I want to take in a soul plus probably.
9x2.
You can draw three cards here.
We'll buff you.
We'll do that.
Um...
And we'll defend, I guess?
That's okay.
Defend? Defend? I think this is okay.
That is a lot of damage about to- No, but I didn't get to- Oh, I'm playing too fast, man!
He's almost dead I can I just fucking died loser.
The first time you play a power each combat gains six block.
That doesn't sound that good, but whatever.
Bro could have killed two turns ago.
I choose to ignore your comment, quite frankly.
I'm not getting tilted, I need to relax.
You do need to relax, bro.
I'm playing this better than you probably ever could.
But I'm gonna lose again.
Don't die to slugs, chill bros.
Does it look like I'm gonna battle a slug?
You play the average Philly native. I don't really know what that means
Um, but I'll choose to ignore that comment, I think.
Ooh, that's annoying actually, but I can retain this.
And then what am I doing, bro?
My brain is just not working at the speed it should be.
Oh wait, I win.
I'm fine.
No, this card seems so bad, bro.
Please read the flattened card.
Yeah I know bro. It caused you to attack this turn. I know. What do you think I'm dumb?
I need to heal. What do you think I'm dumb bro? EMPTY!
Upgrade your starting hand?
Oh my god, this guy fucking sucks.
I hate this guy.
Fuck you, T-Master.
This guy's such a dumb piece of shit.
Like, quite frankly, he really is.
This enemy intends to apply a fliction on your cards, what the hell?
You can only play one skill per turn.
This creature is trying to take you down with it, it will attack you for 8 damage before
being destroyed.
Well that's fucking annoying.
Um.
What if I just didn't attack it though?
Does that make any sense?
Oh, it kills itself anyway. Oh
Bitch
Austin those 12 day another flattened card
Wait, what if you stacked flattened cards on big O?
Whenever Austin loses HP, all enemies lose that much HP as well.
Do 25 damage, add 3 random 0 energy cards into your hand.
That doesn't seem, I mean that seems like okay, but like, give me this, and give me...
Oh yeah, I should remove a card.
Uh, removing a strike, yeah?
job me? Okay, so look who just told me to win the game or what? That's so corny, bro.
Just say you hate me.
Bro, like what are my draws, man?
Hello?
I feel like you should lower your ascension level until you get a better hang of the
game yeah let's just go ahead and ban that guy mods
Ooh, we double-flatten this huge.
So we can flatten, flatten, flatten.
Flatten?
That's annoying.
You should have played the first game.
You know how to play this one.
That's so fucking dumb.
I'm sorry, bro.
That is a dumb fucking comment that you just made.
Play the old version of the game is what you just told me basically
Why would I play so this fire one if this is just let this fire one but like more I got a pair
Ooh, someone ate?
Rest up.
What the fuck is this soulfish?
That's a good start.
At the end of the turn, if this is in your hand, lose 6 HP.
Well, I don't want to lose 6 HP.
This is the hardest act one boss.
I'm drinking a strength potion for this.
I'm scared.
You saying that made me scared.
This thing is easy.
What'd you call it a thing bro?
What if someone called you a thing? How would you feel about that?
You can flatten, flatten, get that thing out of here
It's a lot of damage
Don't like that
He kind of doesn't look high no
This sucks I'm frowning
bro oh my god I'm cringing intangible okay so we just want to cheat like just say you
want to cheat like it's show bro
okay I think I can win here
don't lower all BANG
Congratulations on only being the second most racist overwatch player. Big day for the spam.
Well, I'm not racist, so.
Plot 29 doomed to all enemies. Kill enemies with at least as much doom as HP.
Alright, time to win.
Witness me, everybody.
See, 15 cards from the defect?
Choose any number of them to add to your deck.
Alchemical coffer, gain 4 potion slots filled with random potions, replace bound phylactery
with phylactery unbound.
Summon one. At the start of each combat summon five. At the start of your turn summon two.
Well that's big for, that's big for Oste.
Where we're going for, where Big O is about to carry.
I
Says I fucking get the worst for all of all time. What is this shit?
Wait, but I could also drink this and then this motherfucker gets blocked and then next turn we can
And
Bush
Nice order the first time somebody type that and they and they meant it
What is that noise?
Oh
Here off he needs care
And bearish
Bro is playing the best character. I've been struggling bro. You don't even want to say that like
The next attack you play deals triple damage
Austin deal six damage whenever Austin send me this turn summon three
Okay, Austin
I'm gonna take this chance to attack him.
That says 23 alert.
That says 23 everybody.
that says 23 damage.
Goodbye, Oste.
He's getting fucked.
is big though. What do you mean a warmer?
35 and I thought this isn't worth to go into this is a different reward every
time but I'm gonna take the nectar and you know what I can take an elite I think
I think I can do that.
I feel like that didn't work how I thought it was going to, but that's fine.
And they took out Oste. Like, okay bro.
Can we stop attacking losty like it's so cringe
Look what is that hat?
Why do I keep?
Oh, I really don't like this boss.
I think that was a good play. I think that was I think that was W that was a W play
Yeah, this boss can fucking die in a hole as far as I'm concerned
Bro, dude, what in the like, no!
I feel like Bone Shards is bad though, cause I'm like, and then he's dead.
I'm getting feel-ing.
This enemy intends to summon monsters.
Oh, great. Wonderful.
Awesome. Just great.
It's amazing.
Why, like, these devs might be frauds, like I'll call it as I see it.
Look in a mirror much?
How tough did you feel typing that in chat?
I'm actually kind of cooking right now though.
most most in chat wouldn't admit that but I am
I think I'm fucking like it's so annoying, man.
I had lethal that I actually,
I need to do 19 damage a turn,
which I just can't do, unfortunately.
So, we can just do that and then we'll do this
And then...
Yeah.
Yeah, he has to be rage baiting. No way he's this clueless.
I thought about lashing out on that guy, but I didn't.
I just want you guys to all know that I was gonna lash out on that guy decided not to
You could not handle Pokotopia, you spelled it wrong bro, you're a fake fan.
You don't even care about the fucking game.
What the hell is polka-topia?
I'm gonna replay a card this turn and apply 3 Doom to the enemy.
Nice.
Nice.
Of course I don't draw.
Give me this.
Sure.
That sucks.
Yeah, it's going to be a little kinder to me please.
Like is that in the cards at all?
You make it so hard. I just don't think that's true
Like how hard can it really be
To be nice, you know what I mean?
Really hard like my peanuts
Am I the smartest person I know um?
Let me think about that.
Bitch!
Whenever you add a power into your deck, upgrade it.
Skip.
Yeah, Oste's doing big things right now.
That's my fuckin' Bowie right there, by the way.
Choose one of five random cards to add to your deck.
Is that like I think this is so bad friendship
It's big
Austin's not impacted by strength. Oh my god, bro
God, Oste is so handsome, no?
I should have done this first.
LOL, what are my right guys?
He's past the I am a little past
Rise my friends
Wait guys, I think I have a run here on the loaks.
Nice.
You're gonna throw it though?
I don't know.
That doesn't sound like me to be honest.
Throwing a run that doesn't sound like me.
Flashbacks to Hades too?
Did I throw in Hades a lot?
That doesn't seem likely.
Your Necrobinder is on par with your Lash gameplay?
MMMM BAYOUSH!
This is good.
Wait, holy W order.
And he's fucking bad.
Nice order.
Thanks, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you
So plus maybe
What were they thinking with DLSS 5, I don't know bro
Well, they're actually trolling.
I don't fucking know.
Wait, the crab is not terrible, actually.
Hold on.
All I have to do is get Ostie big if Ostie's big it's a winnable game
Nice.
Okay, we have to weaken this guy, he's about to do 49 get down.
up in my chair. I'm just thinking of what I want to do here. I think this is fine. And
then we'll do that. And then I should have done sick on first god. I'm just so fucking
ugly and nobody likes me. Oh.
What can you even do?
I didn't drink this.
Oh man.
Won't see you.
Dom, don't my order, my order, order, bro!
Oh
Oh
Good
I'm not dead, am I?
Wow, wow.
Okay.
Huge.
Okay, huge.
Let's buff myself up a little bit.
I think it's RDC.
Wait, how is it 5 AM?
What the fuck?
Guys, what happened?
What the hell happened y'all?
Oh we didn't die?
Oh my god.
Yay!
I won!
Deal 7 damage, apply any debuffs on the enemy to all other enemies.
13 damage permanently increases cars damaged by three exhausts. I think these are all these all might be a skip on the loaks
All right time to win shall we let's go see what this merchant actually first hold on
What a mighty sight. Yes, it's special made for vengeance. Does the hand need a weapon?
I feel like Psy is really good here.
Ah, but Cook is so good, too.
Like Psy is good because it helps me fucking it.
Now I'm just gonna go Psy.
Maybe a new play, but I'm doing it and you can't stop me.
These guys are scary?
Heh.
Not as scary as me.
Okay, so this guy's dead after this turn because of the doom.
Did you order? Was that tough?
Bang.
Summon 4x times, add 4x soul plus into your draw pile. That could be good.
That actually could be good.
Every 10 cards you draw gain energy.
Automation plus is huge. Yeah, I knew that. We're just making sure you guys are paying
attention. If you enter with at least 10 blocks, you'll know retain your hand on the front
Eh, whenever you enter a quest, eh, these are all kind of buns.
I don't think I need countdown plus.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I think that's, I think we pass on that.
I think we snooze.
Retain first hand?
Eh, sure.
I could have saved my money as well, but...
Well, there's Dersh
There's Dersh
At the start of the players turn turn operator games 25 block
Okay, maybe I should kill this guy in the back.
Actually let's just turn him off.
Wait, what's the- wait a minute.
Every 10 cards you draw gain energy.
Yeah, I'm gonna need that at some point.
Whenever you feel like fucking showing yourself, that'd be great.
Do we care about showing ourselves at any point or not?
There you are.
And then I can kill this guy, like perfect for me, no?
Actual perfect play?
I said I don't even know when that came out of my hand, I'm gonna be honest.
You're always perfect. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that daps you up
Nice, wait guys, I actually might win. I'm not gonna lie
One of your second der's plus
Not really, but fuck it
Okay, I got
Very good
I'm gonna flatten flatten dars maybe or beers however the whole flatten flatten
Yeah, I think that's good
How do you say that word dergay?
Durge, how do you say that shit?
Oh, I'm not paying attention. I'm kind of playing a little bit too fast, but look how
How big Oste is all of a sudden?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Yo, chill!
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Bro is 91 HP.
HAHAHA!
What the fuck is God, bro?
Look how big he is!
Maybe I should start playing the game at some point, huh?
What is that?
What is fucking going on here bro?
Guys is this how you play the game?
I won I guess!
Wait, do you have four additional damage for each card drawn during your turn?
Wait a second.
Wait, guys, am I going to win?
Maybe.
Yeah, what's up, Kiana?
Ten status cards?
Oh, that's so annoying.
10 status cards?
Oh, that's so annoying.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, here we fucking go.
It's happening again.
Guys it's happening
I'm under the draw more cards
That's good
Solid?
Uh-oh.
Bad things about to happen to this guy.
Oh my god, he just fucked himself.
He didn't even realize it.
How do you die now?
I think I really have to choke to lose this game.
I'm gonna be honest.
You'll figure it out, I'm sure.
Why you didn't type that, bro?
Why not?
Aw, Super, you're so fucking good.
You got it, King.
Yay!
Whenever you exhaust a card, deal 1 damage to a random enemy.
Oh my fucking god.
There's 15 messages blazing you and you read the one slightly mean one.
Boulder!
Start each combat with three thorns.
and
I
BITCH, BITCH.
Older is just doomed, but better?
Baldur's so fucking funny.
I'm a big fan of boulder
At the end of the internet our Magistrate has 60 or less HP it dies, okay
Oh Jesus, look at my fucking cards in my inventory, like, shut the fuck up guy, who invited him?
Hello?
I thought I bugged the game.
solid? You might be stupid. Hmm, talking about yourself or what?
Is that tough?
It's almost dead.
I think it's dead this turn actually.
LMFAO.
Guys I might win the game
I'm gonna lock in though make sure I will
Wait, are all of my cards etherealed?
Wait a minute.
I have to kill this guy then, no?
Wait am I going to lose the game?
Wait what if I...
Does this counter it?
That doesn't count right!
Oh my god.
You have to die. You have to die. Good. Good. Good.
The middle guy's dead. Oh, we're good. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Geez, man.
First I'm gonna say hi guys, you what up bro, guys, why are my streamings so late?
Is this what Slay the Spire does?
Just get sucked in.
I'm gonna take a lot of damage here but I should be fine.
Yeah, I'll fine.
lol this guy is getting fucking owned, lmfao, mmhmm, all that I just do, okay, deal 7 damage
Apply any debuffs on the enemy to all other enemies that might be worth snagging actually
You have a boss fight ahead and that's no problem for me for a guy like me I laugh at that actually
33 and kill him, we can just kill this guy.
And then we can...durge.
Solid.
Yes, I was huge.
I was huge.
I was huge.
I was huge.
I was huge.
I was huge.
I was huge.
Yeah, as in gas in Gundam style side. Yep, you got it, bro
I really hope I don't lose this run bro. I really hope I don't lose this run
Okay, I fought this guy before
end of days might be decent does that up I wonder if that applies there are all
the phases. Maybe we just putrify and call it a day. Whenever you play a skill, he gets
too strength. Okay, I should be careful. I think I'll be okay, but I should be a little
careful. Oh wait, he kind of counters me. Wait, that's annoying. I can't do my infinite.
Oh my god
Okay, I'll be dead after this turn.
Holy fuck.
Wait, this is good though.
I can buff up.
I can buff.
I can buff.
I can buff up.
Huge.
Huge.
Small.
Oh, here we go.
Oh my god I'm gonna win!
I'm gonna fucking win!
Wait guys, I've crafted the best build in the game, I think.
I've done it.
genius knows no bounds looked up meta build before stream are you stupid are you actually
Dumb as hell?
Hey, it's him again, my 17-year-old daughter's boyfriend challenged me to a Street Fighter
set and I tenowed him and she is telling me I should have let him win at least one.
Am I in the wrong for tryharding?
Two questions.
Who do you play and what does he play?
These are very important questions.
I play Zangief and he plays Dalsum?
Holy fuck.
I mean, that's actually gross. What the fuck?
Sickening fucking people in that household. You all should be sent to jail. What the fuck?
Okay, how does he go- wait, is it Dalsum one of like- isn't Dalsum Zangiefs one of the most one-sided matchups in that game in favor of Dalsum?
Your daughter's boyfriend might be dogs in the games, bro.
I would have a long talk with her about that.
Wow.
Guys, I'm winning the game, by the way.
Tell her she can't date unless her boyfriend can beat you in a set.
I mean like I kind of agree though.
Guys I won.
I won.
Architect, you killed my parents, you killed my friend, you killed my life, and now I will kill you.
Vengeance, is it? No, thank you.
Oh well.
Magnum Opus.
The mistakes were placed in a heavy coffin and hurled into the ocean's depths.
You can now climb the spire through customizable runs and seeds.
The ancient region are the same.
He didn't even appreciate that surrounding summer stout and bashy wall. Those are gnarled and knotted
Look at five rings ice cream
Kusari gamma
What is his placeholder bro
Bone flute?
Peer-ary mask.
Book repair knife.
Smart.
Ten-oh, Dalsum against Zangief?
What the hell, bro?
Yeah, thanks, Cron Splosion.
Cron Splosion, excuse me.
Potion of Doom.
Pot of Ghouls.
Bonebrew.
The Necrobinder transcends mortality.
are available. A randomized challenge once a day. Does this
Inspire have actual lore or is it all just like mostly like surface level shit?
All right guys it's latest foot
Please help Tekken tomorrow, it needs you.
I mean surely it's pretty high right now, right?
Cause like the, it just, you know, new season just came out, big patch, everyone's excited.
I'm sure...
But that's just cuz it's like late right and like you know like if we look at Street Fighter Street Fighter is probably not doing that
Well either right now right
Holy fuck
How is street fighter the only game in the genre with a large player base, bro?
I don't know capcom popped off with this game. They just did
They just pop off of this game also everyone knows street so street fighters was popular as fuck, bro
Wait till street fighters six gets DLSS five
Yeah, bro. We're all excited for fucking
For that shit wait, I'm gonna go look at grace again real quick
Where's grace at where's my girl grace? Oh
Here we go. Hold on
Like why are they always wet I don't get why it always makes them wet
Who the fuck is that?
Oh Jesus Christ, bro, who is that?
That's just not grace, bro.
All right guys, I'm out.
Thanks for watching.
cut, so you can real look at my hair.