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the mightiest individual among all is ready to effortlessly tackle the forces that await him
03-18-2026 · 8h 18m
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Yeah, what up everybody?
up y'all how's everyone doing today
big stretch
Oh
Smart can't keep getting jumps scared by it's like this
Sorry play x-men 33
We do not want that
Play Xenoblade 3 instead. It's basically that but better bro said Xenoblade. Oh, no
Bro said Xeno blade. Thank you for recommending your tips. Oh, yeah, I know I know about your guys. I've got any caffeine yet
Let's fix that shall we? Oh
Oh
Play it when DLSS5 comes out.
Yo, speaking of that, did you see fuckin' what's his name?
The Nvidia CEO basically came out and said,
okay, literally everybody's wrong by the way.
Wait, where is this shit?
Now
Wait
Where is it where is this fucking I saw like a full quote somewhere
Just a long as respond to the comments calling DLSS 5 AI slop first of all they're completely wrong
Wait, he's big
The reason for that is because, as I have explained very carefully, DLSS5 fuses controllability
of the geometry and textures in everything about the game with generative AI.
It's not post-processing, it's not post-processing at the frame level, it's generative control
at the geometry level.
This is very different than generative AI, it's content control generative AI, that's
That's why we call it Neural Rendering.
So I'm confused. Is he saying Genitive AI is AI Slop?
But it doesn't matter because he owns the richest company in the world?
You know, absolutely 8-ton prime, distance is shy piled, thanks to the 2 sanctity, or
Yes, Sanctity, HV Voltage, Weave, Baguette,
Mobile Suit, Carreon, Alexify, Gata,
kill it up everybody.
Ah, well regardless, I don't care what he calls it,
this is not fucking Grace, and this looks like shit,
and they should fucking fix it, thoughts.
Check the new Marble Rivals skin,
Wait, really? Armpit skin? Where? Who has an armpit skin?
I look up Marvel Rivals and I just see White Fox and Black Cat and stuff. I don't see...
a skin, though.
Oh, I am you might not be but I am
Very nice
This is it
Let me lick you guys are free to know that
Guys, I don't know if we're getting a Marvel rival sponsor this time around.
haven't they haven't reached out to me maybe tomorrow they dropped the list
already yeah but that doesn't really matter because last time they tweeted out
the list of of creators or whatever they literally asked me after they
tweeted it so I don't know they got Joe Bart over you what's I don't I don't get
it do I have no nose I don't get it
Why do they do this?
Look no boss, I know he's checked this out. What is this?
We saw this bro this job has been made so many times there was no typing no mouse clicking nothing
We saw one guy looking at the Google homepage, but he wasn't searching for anything
He was just staring blankly at the screen
Bar for Bar, what is this?
I mean, that's kind of a slick...
Bar for Bar, like, I don't know about that.
Boots are different color, pants are different.
Like, it's all, like, calling this Bar for Bar is a fucking stretch, guys, I'm gonna be honest.
I mean, she's a fox-based support, but like...
This is so fucking different come on
She does have an ability to TP to teammates through walls
Really
That's kind of funny how much they can you go I'm not even sponsored they haven't even asked the sponsoring
yet we'll see Capcom must hate Alex because why do they do this what is this
Capcom adding incest and what he's a cousin of my mom and was a sparring
body of my dad. I know she'll grow up to be strong just like her daddy. Wait what? But
Where's the incest?
This is Alex's cousin?
Patricia is his cousin.
Oh wow.
Wow
She's pretty sick hidden all new a new all-time player peek on steam I saw that a lot of players
There's no way that was the all-time peek though
But it's another all-time peek wasn't it when the game came out I have been playing wait what single day
It wasn't all the time, Pete!
I loved playing Tekken.
I was optimistic for this season.
I was.
I played two hours today and uninstalled.
Cue it.
Smart.
Check Tekken?
Well, check Tekken's doing well.
What's Tekken 7 at? Probably like 900 something. Oh, not even.
Smart. Not even.
That's fucking crazy, bro. I mean, it's good for a fighting game, but, bro. Street fighters
I just want a different level, man.
Inspired by the amazing people in the community over the last couple of weeks, I made you a little...
I know Tekken has a lot of people on console, but even still, there just has to be more Street Fighter...
There has to be more Street Fighter players.
Smart. Can I get some advice?
I'm currently in school majoring in statistics, but in thinking about dropping out to pursue my dropshipping slash door dash method
Yeah, it sounds pretty good. What do you think?
That's not pretty good, bro
Is it true what they're saying about you who's saying about me
Big time the super tf community. I've seen a couple of super tf
YouTube edits
There's Trot.
Yeah, there's Trot.
I don't know, I'm just kidding, I'm totally kidding.
Is that what it's called?
No, I think that he has like the horniest viewers.
Sorry, I know you're PG now, but like I have to talk about it because every edit I see
of him is like hashtag need that, which also they do that to you too.
They do?
Yeah.
Me?
Yeah.
Is this true?
Is this real?
Well, yeah, first of all, I feel like I, by default, that can't be true because VTuber
fans, they now, that's a different fucking level.
There are some VTuber fans that, like, I've seen some shit on Twitter guys, and, um,
Yeah, you know what I'm saying
Me with that handcuffed super TF pic hashtag and need that
There's no way squeaks is PG now is that real way partner anniversary for big squeaks
Are they even thirst traps though or are they just edits because I don't like thirst
trap myself.
So like.
You do?
No I don't bro.
It's not like I'm fucking posting pictures of myself shirtless with the arm up, you know?
Like, the most dourstrap pictures that exist of me are like cosplay pictures.
Every- wait what? Every Clips video on YouTube is you moaning, but I'm stretching. I'm not moaning.
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What the hell?
I'm a free rage fan!
I don't wanna go back to my desk!
I don't wanna cru-chiss me!
I don't wanna go back to my desk. I don't want to come out to this arena.
Imagine you're faker watching this and just shaking your head sadly.
See, I don't think he would be doing that though.
Because once he saw that fucking paycheck hit from that Ari skin,
oh, oh, I'm sure he fucking gets it now.
Once his portion came in, oh, fuck.
Yo, what is going on with my fucking Chaturino, by the way?
How come people type Corpa? It just shows up, like, grayed out, and I don't see the emo. What is that?
What if I restart Chaturino?
Would you believe it fixed it?
How did I start playing Overwatch on PC?
I just, I never played console so.
You just gotta learn mouse and keyboard.
It'll take a little bit, but like it's not too bad
Wait someone said it inspired me on this community of Alaska always I made you a little jingle as well as
I farm rage bait
Wait, what is this a parody of though?
Hold on
No one can hide from my-
AHAHAHAH
my fingers are leaking
typing in chat on that log
might have pushed a bit too far
but anime says we are not wrong
pig boy and lap banana
carry you in all your game
Time-out!
Before I continue this, speaking of pig boy, hold on. Hold on. Where is it? Where's
is a tweet at. Sorry this is important. Bro. IRP. Can we dominate the World Cup at real
Pig Boy? LeBron James Edman. One time I had IRP Mercy and Pig Boy Duo so I just threw
through the game.
Anyways.
Actually, yeah, I'm gonna obviously start it, I'll give it a go, I'll give it a go.
Yeah, this guy definitely has done vocal training, or like was in choir or something, though.
Does the keys
As I
Like this guy's voice is crazy
No, no, there's no way this guy didn't do like
There's no way this guy didn't do like fucking it choir or something
Going out a hero
while you just see them stand I creep up on expulsion as you scream for your
God guards content with all I've done since I've played all my cards
And here it is, my final chat message.
There's the keys clack to the ground.
Oh, boy, it's you that I'm waiting for.
As you try to ban our free speech.
Oh
Yeah
Yes, it's you. I have just true to you. As I have farmed. As I have farmed, made me.
Damn, that was good as fuck.
As I farm range, please.
Holy shit, this guy has a crazy voice.
Yo, X-Plox.
That was fire, bro.
I haven't done any training or anything, really?
No, there's no way, bro.
Wait, I'm not even kidding. You might have a natural talent, bro.
You should look into that or something.
I don't know, I don't even know how you would look into that,
but you probably should.
Guys, does this show the next LeBron James maybe hiding in plain sight?
Posted in chat.
You sing like that I go tail
Wait, what's the original song called again? I know I just don't know the name of it
As the world caves in yes, yes, yes, she made me sit up in my chair and lock in WTF
My feet
It's your love that I am lying away
The love that I have to follow my heart saying
Yeah.
Damn, bro. Wait a minute, let me hear the chorus one more time.
The ground for more it's you, that I ragebank, as you try to ban our free speech.
oh it's you that I will print stride as I far you pick them so much by the end
let's have the actual song is I'm pretty sure right like the first chorus is
like a little more mellow and then like the last course is like the crashing
you know
Oh, it's you that I will press right as I fall, as I fall in rage.
Oh, it's you that I rage rage.
Damn, bro.
This guy has a crazy voice, X-Blocks.
Goddamn bro!
Smart.
You will never sing like that by the way or get a girlfriend.
Okay, first of all
What is the second part of your sentence have to do with anything? I've had girlfriends before so that's wrong.
Please fund that guy singing career. I don't know how to do that though. Like how do you get started in music?
How do you do that?
Was having a bad day till you started stream so I didn't hear that bro. I hope your day gets better
No, I didn't watch it. I wanted to watch parts of it, but I never did, so...
What is this?
Bro.
They spent a year on brawl slit animation.
LMAFAAAAA
Bro, what the fuck is this, bro?
What is this?
The fuck?
And they gave every fucking character that animation.
They did every single-
What is that?
What is that?
Bro, dude, I thought it was just a wrinkle and not a nail!
Bro, what the fuck is this, bro?
BONG!
What is this?
Oh, geez.
Hi.
Oh, jays.
Well, guys, maybe season 4 will save the game.
Right, everybody?
Ragnman next at 2-1 Prime.
This MF thing is going to be a season 4. There might be.
You know what we do have to look forward to though? New year clocks, new weapon ball,
rapier,
damage slash lunge rate,
or sword.
Um, sword's pretty solid, I don't know what rapier does, but I'll see.
Yo yo, what the hell?
Yo, what's freaking out?
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck?
I don't even understand what it's doing.
Is it like, I guess it's supposed to be like lunging, like an actual rapier does?
But it's like
I mean, I think it might have potential
Rapier just aura farming
Swords a bad matchup. Yeah, maybe
Against growers he can win okay, bro anyone can win against grower except you know who can't
Fucking it crossbow
It's looking like some tracer versus vendetta
It's...
You...
You're...
Boring.
As the...
Smart. Thanks for being my favorite streamer.
You know, thanks Green Leaf, it makes the 911 Prime's eyebrow. W Red Bull? Yeah, I know.
I need to, I want to ask if they would send me more.
So I can try some new flavors, I think they would.
Can you call my boss for me and tell her I can't come in today?
I'm too scared to do it myself.
Does she intimidate you?
No, I'm just anti-social.
Oh.
As a former pro yourself, do he be spitting?
Who be spitting?
Do you want to order? Everyone's talking about how hard it is to compete but I actually feel most comfortable in this tournament.
I'm serious. I generally prefer playing matches every single day. It's much more fun and better than me than just practicing.
Even if they schedule a match for every single day I'm confident I can handle it.
Let's get rid of things like MSI, Combine, Spring and Summer and play over 100 games one every day.
Then the winning teams from each region can compete in worlds. That's how it should be.
I mean we played a lot of matches in early Overwatch League days like season one and season
two we played a lot of matches.
I think it's fun but I think esports in general work a lot better as a product when there's
less matches, in my opinion, because I feel like it means a lot more and it's more exciting
when there's a big tournament that comes up, as opposed to 100 games of league.
Super doesn't like competition anymore, Bro doesn't have the vigour or spirit to handle
it in his own day.
No, that's not it.
I'm extra horny today, what should I do?
Bro, jerk off!
Why are you telling me?
Go!
Go!
What am I supposed to do?
an armpit out for a viewer. Pretty sure I did that on my candy cosplay, Belle.
Turtle emoji. Are you happy that our King Vol is back? I told you that he would be.
I told you.
Now bring Clint Stevens back?
When was the last time Clint streamed?
When is Mr. Stevens last streamed?
11 days ago?
Pokemon, Pokopea.
Oh my fucking god, bruh.
Hello.
Po-Copia.
Bonjour.
I'm not playing Po-Copia, bro.
You can play at Iris Island.
Wait, do you have that tweet?
I want to watch that again.
Maybe I can just find it if I search Iris Island Twitter.
Oh yeah, here it is.
Hey.
It's so popular like it's so fucking popular
like where's that fucking reze dance at hold on look at me look at this shit bro
I hate that!
Like what?
Say it, buddy.
Bum bum bum bum. Has it liked? Yeah. The fuck?
Smart.
Has the famine money gone to your head?
the fam as the fam and money going to your head the s-fam
ah thanks raps!
surely season four will save tecum right right yeah
Oh, that's nuts!
Iris out was so bad and disheartening that the Academy decided to choose.
K-pop demon hunters for best animated movie.
Bro, what is this shit by the way?
Speaking of Tekken, what are we doing here with this?
All right, bro
Is that
This meaning this
You could pull off a means of key cosplay easily because of her chant heritage.
That's great.
What is this noise?
Oh wow, okay, my bad.
I mean we are all here.
Yo Joel thinks he's having fun for sorta, thinks he's having fun for fun.
And Hopper thinks he's having a bit of fun.
Well I think the truth is,
Joel is the ultimate
away for Blizzard to force Jeff out of the company cause he's sit on his ass for three years.
So I think the truth is nobody actually is gonna know what really went down the stuff of the people that were involved true or false I
Mean I don't really know I mean I'm sure that played a part of it. I don't think they were bluffing either though to be honest with you I
Don't know if Jeff sat on his ass for three years
I do I think he went to work every day for three years and put a thumb up his ass and like played fucking
Ballotra on his phone. No, I don't think he did that
But was his direction or vision of the game different than what the fucking execs wanted yet probably.
I think Jeff is important for Overwatch though, like the game wouldn't have gotten released without him,
obviously. Game one fucking game of the year in 2016.
But I also think Aaron Keller is better for the game now as the game director.
So, you know, there's a lot of things I play.
There's a lot of things at play, I think.
That's not true because you're not counting the time that Jeff was director before.
Overwatch came out? I think?
Question mark?
Unless you are including that.
Wait, when did Aaron Keller take over as game director?
When did he take over?
2021.
Yeah!
Cause you're not like taking into account
You know cuz he because Jeff was working on project Titan to
And then obviously that got canceled and then they fucking switched to overwatch so
You're only including a since overwatches release
Look at all these basics on the screen, let me see this
What is it is it what is that new victim?
How plus is that?
Wait what how plus is that?
Up back 1 plus 5 max charge. Did Victor need that?
You see the law is probably a top 2 character right now. I'm okay with it if it means that
Ninja killer can take over dub for NA
That way if he wins I can say that I took a game off of fucking evo champ, you know, whatever
Ninja killer said is going back to moral combat
Oh
Oh geez, you know sweaty things that time of prime pageants to the time of prime as well for Mindy these are 40 months
Drop in a game the Super TF was the first nail in the coffin. Okay, but I kind of played
nasty at
Evo
What I'm hearing is that Super TF retired ninja killer true
It's dangerous to get close to me
Yo guys, did you see by the way that the hidden king is body goals?
Anybody see this shit?
Why is hidden king rocking the meanest sundress though of all time?
What the fuck?
Why do you lowkey look like him?
Bro got hands like Kawaii?
Yeah, he kinda does, no?
D'lash!
Mbush!
I feel alive!
Mbush!
I know it's just kind of crazy
But I watched the dune 3 trailer yet. No, but I also haven't seen dune 1 or 2
so
Like what I care about dune 3
Do not provoke me
They're dropping do in the same day as doomsday where they actually
can you do the bush animation
Bush
Bush
What is going on with Ludwig's TTS Lamal
Hey, we have our...
Please, please, please
Please, please
Stop begging
but you please not adding a booba you know please no please no please add a
booba and a booba Ludwig please please the fuck out dude
Oh
Bro, I gotta do that soon. I gotta do that shit soon
I gotta pay up my end of the fucking deal
deal. Do it tonight. It's not set up. I can't. I can't. Maybe tomorrow. Do you have to pay
for TTS monster? Yeah. Can I just build Ludwig that expense as part of the bet?
Oh yeah, you've got to play League of the Mouth.
with the planet league for one hour with TTS, free TTS.
Are you locking Morda?
No
No, I don't I don't know walking bro
You can use TTS monster for free, but you've got to pay for all the good voices are good
I'll look into it. I was gonna like make sure there's no like limit on
I'm just gonna ask him how fucking Ludwig did it
And call it a day
Hi says Tim 64 fuck off what is this bro said
Can you do a candy cosplay next?
I already did that bro.
I already did that and I showed my armpits and they were shaved.
Millennia second form cosplay bro that's just getting naked.
That's just literally getting naked.
That is just called getting fucking butt ass naked.
her rot covers her genitals I mean yeah bro but I'm not like it's not no man
Like no
Blue rocks onto your dick
A man among abuse got a bunch of cops in chat yuck. I hate him. Let's be
I've seen a few videos that why why are there like videos of of like
500 alligators just like or crocodiles sitting around a pond and in some do with a shovel like beats them to go back in the water
What is the point of that three months mr. Streamer man? Can you cue this please?
Has to be AI
No, I don't think it's not AI
Gator farms? Gator farms huh? Bro, I someone said I'm actually like AI, AI just pisses me
off now because everyone calls everything AI. Like I haven't seen it before in 2023, it's
AI it is what it is bro
DLSS5 upscales so I gotta look at that one more time I gotta look at that one
One more time, just one more time, where's Graysat?
That's just a different character bro, that's just a different character.
That is just a different fucking character man.
It's just a different character, like ahhh.
Yeah, well.
I don't know what to do with my son.
Oh, they were that literally no one wants or likes it?
It doesn't matter, bro.
Their fucking stock price is gonna rise by the feet of a cent.
That opening tomorrow.
Fuckin' deal with it.
Gaming time!
BOOSH!
BOOSH!
Bandle?
I mean I could do it maybe if I know what the song is so I probably won't cause I suck.
1991 340 million views easy
Ah
What
Don't work in Conor Monza at California Cation, but I don't know if that's it.
What is this?
My DUMB!
What's the song called?
What's the song called?
And I don't ever want to feel like I did that day and take me to the place I love
and take me all the way.
What's it called?
Feel.
What is this song called?
What is this song called?
What is it called? It's Red Hot Chili Peppers, right?
It's not Californication, it's not Snow.
Chat?
Under the Bridge, you guys are so smart.
Why is there confetti on the street?
Why is there confetti on the street?
Overseen Patti's there.
What the hell?
It's not for St. Patty's Day.
Okay, and what if we'll say that?
Which line for no reason or what?
It is. Okay, so what if we'll say it isn't the line for no reason or what?
Maybe nobody actually knows the answer.
So guys, why does Chicago, like,
vomit in the river for St. Patty's Day, by the way?
day by the way. Anime can you answer me that one? Tradition? I guess I never noticed Red
Hot Shilithavers use an organ in a lot of their songs, huh?
Help me, help me. I know it sounded like
W pipes
2B, I see, I see 2B.
Oh, Jesus.
Guys, we're getting shit stomped.
What do we do about this?
Oh, yes!
Hold on!
I logged in!
Overwatched one.
Yeah, I got Winston on my screen when I logged in
Oh, we're gonna fuck, Christian.
Vendetta loses again? Well, actually, she fucking won against Doomfist, but...
I am a mess.
Oh.
Over there.
I'm on fire.
Hey there.
My music is a little loud at the end.
It's going to crack. I'm going to try to win.
I'm going to do that.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Or automated teller machine if you're about that money.
if you're a freak like me
what do you mean by that
fuck
You guys fuck with the chili peppers or what?
I don't even remember if somebody said that they don't like red hot chili peppers.
But maybe not that I like their favorite, but I don't think I've ever heard them say that they hate them
They're good with the main singers creepy what was that
Those who knows I don't I don't have a nose
Apparently he admitted to being a pedophile.
Sorry, what?
I mean I guess so did like...
I'm sorry, I'm a streamer, but...
So did Carl Malone?
That is crazy to me, by the way!
Why does like the NBA still like promote Carl Malone?
That is crazy.
I don't think they do, bro, they do.
Just like a few years ago, he was invited to something and they like tweeted about it.
Get a Sony NFL, I know these eagles are on the eagles!
I haven't ulted once this game by the way.
That's okay resident on soldier and it's jelly donut and jump boy
So many players don't know no bro, I'm sure I feel like everyone has to know there's no way to go now
That pat bev video we're talking about
My car cute
I
Was saving all for next game, but you open this hero against fucking class Emory Anna. I'm just gonna get fucking deleted, bro
I had a fucking plan to make sure I use it at the perfect time where I was getting fought
Which I did by the way
Not like you would understand that
Yeah, this is a mean fucking five minute
No, no, no, no, no, no.
There's a beef with me in car queue.
Resident.
Are you evil?
I'll put it all on the right.
We'll make it out alive.
Maybe, give him one piece.
Hey, Cassidy, want to know the bounties I long had on you?
I am lower than the one I'm on.
You don't fuck with you?
I see that.
One more mission, huh?
I'm in.
Can't she only think legit makes me angry?
Why's that, bro?
Why do you get angry?
Yo, what is this for?
Unfair amounts of talent?
Kind of like me, you know?
She low
That's why you just live
Where's he love there
No way!
Super wooden get it if I explain, I'm a Vocaloid head and I like the way Kenchi speaks about
the Vocaloid scene.
Um.
I didn't mean to laugh, I'm sorry.
nope, i didn't mean a lot
kimchi
有沒有 supermarket?
dont have that
slick one, slick one, действנס
round the
round the
Fuck it. I got this. He's one. Wow. He fucked me. He's not behind under our top. I don't
know. That chatter just hit the vocal acuity back a hundred years.
I
Just say you're right, I wouldn't get it and move on. I mean I don't get it. Yeah, they are right
Well, we could maybe not over here.
Well, actually, no.
Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, he said no.
He's worse, maybe.
It's actually big if we push in.
We should not.
I don't know.
Maybe we can go hoggle under.
I
Just jump over please please
I was shooting it but
It's my bad
I understand it now.
Relax, I'll handle it.
Relax, I'll handle it.
I mean, honestly, I'm pretty good at Polish, but...
So, but can we skip your birthday this time?
I don't think that's how it works.
I don't know my birthday is gonna happen no matter what you know what I mean
I don't think I'm gonna do anything for my birthday really nothing crazy at least
Okay, winnable.
Okay, our hog just killed three.
He's big.
Okay, we're gonna go for a kill.
Okay, we're gonna go for a kill.
Okay, we're gonna go for a kill.
Okay, we're gonna go for a kill.
I got her 26 I am turning 26. I'm not doing a 24-hour bro. No
No, I'm not doing a 26 hour.
I'm not doing an unusually long, extended stream, it's not gonna happen.
Why bro, that shit is just not good for you, like I'm so serious.
I don't know if you've ever thought about that, but it's just not healthy to do that, bro.
Well, like I hinted.
No, he's the one! Nice try.
She
How do the last one affect you bro, I feel like I didn't have no I don't like
The next two times that I slept it felt when I woke up it felt like I didn't sleep
That makes sense at all
Oh
Oh
We're three car here
We can hang along car
Let's go guys, GG.
I love you super.
Thanks bro, for watching two roles.
Can you heal us up by the way?
Oh hi, I'm impressed.
Another month if you request for another month
Big guy
Nope
Nope
Yo posterity and sir soda and a rad sword lunacluric gay little chicken and a child Phelps and Woolsey makes everyone faint
Way free fine. What is that?
that they're strong. What do you think about when Carl Malone gets included on on teams
like this on in games like this? I like it. I mean, I think he's top 20 greatest players
to play. You think Carl Malone is. Yeah. But what about his off the court stuff? You
know, does that does that factor in it at all? No, I really don't know a lot off
the court horse about he got he got a 13 year old pregnant
i'm going to go oscar robertson and julius urving
dr jay thanks laughs hi super i just turned 20
I'm out. You need to sign up at 30 seconds.
Not four.
Well, I think it's four times out.
You wait a second.
I have a question.
Talk to me.
When you say 13-year-old pregnant, was he 16?
I think he was 20.
He was 20.
Let's check.
How old?
Alone when he got a 13. He's in disbelief.
Smart globe. He was 20.
Bro, fucking his face, man.
What up, big dog?
Hey, what, Tekken?
Yeah, we'll see.
Ah, GLU thinks it's one of them on Prime, Kirby thinks it's one of them on Prime, Taha
Fury thinks it's one of them on Prime, Namaste thinks it's two casual castles, it says 70 months.
This is what Deadlock looks like to me.
26k likes?
What?
This tweet kills me?
Wait, guys, I don't even see a sense of humor in this tweet.
Is it me?
Am I the problem?
You need to watch Sinners to get it?
Oh.
This game is just way more interesting than Deadlock?
Oh my god Tim, you're gonna be over here preaching about fucking playing League of Legends instead?
Like can you get a grip bro?
the longest zombie in renine
is the motherfucker that can like one shot the uh...
yeah this guy like the the zombie with one shot the fucking chef
Why is the zombie so strong?
He just kills every zombie in one hit.
Top 4 best Overwatch pairs in the sending order?
Mine?
Like who I play the best?
I don't know.
Xarya, Sig, Junker Queen.
Overwatch Musicia.
Should I play near-automata again yeah again
I haven't even seen him, bro.
Wait, Orisa?
D.Va on a ban?
You have to go hog in this game, like you have to.
We lost
They're gonna have a hog and we don't have a zen or
And this both my nades
I was gonna see me have 4,000 damage and maybe 1 elimps if I stay out I
Love this song bro. It's so good
And I go past here
I'm gonna soge maybe yeah I thought a bad idea I'm gonna soge, I'm gonna soge in a minute.
Now I'm gonna fucking feed so hard I'm gonna feed so hard, bro
Wait a minute, maybe not.
Maybe not guys, hold on.
Wait a minute, I'm doing it.
WOOOOOO!
Well, I just did that. I tried to fucking jump my head on the slide.
It's okay, I didn't get- That's actually the right play!
Cause I didn't get the mole charge. True or false.
Oh
Geez
Stay out of the camera! Disrupting!
I'm bragging farm rails all I want, but like...
Oh my god, we have a hog now.
Oh, I just scratched it.
I mean, I guess we'll get overcharged here, but we can flush this last fight, what do
we think, y'all?
Bro, I'm just getting like, I'm just gonna fuck from all angles.
I feel like Cat is not a play here, can I say that?
I
Know guys
We're dead
So dead so you're dead
What is that glitch it's not a glitch you can turn off your HUD without all plus Z on
default and then some funny things you can do with that like in the pregame you'll like
you can just completely not you can just turn off the band phase here's the plan chat
What's the plan bro?
I'm gonna I'm gonna play this hero. I'm gonna go down
I'm gonna I'm gonna go touch them and I'm gonna run it down main and then we're gonna win
Because we're gonna shoot at them better than they shoot at us
Have you say bro?
How do they bounce like that?
Well I see one of me to go back in right so I'm back on them right?
I like
What does Mray actually do?
Oh, I have to get it out.
What did I say?
4,000 damage with one elim?
I have two elims.
Not bad.
I really think the cat is not.
My hair is so long any hotcars be cool. Yes, like problem Risa diva and on our all-band
slight slight issue
Xen is open but then you got to play Xen in 2026 so
We got him we got his ass do my hair is so long
I need to cut it, I need to get a haircut. It's too long.
Make them regret-facing us.
Whoa! That hook!
Wow, that hook could have hooked anyone else and never would have died. You said he worked for the Alari?
Big name
Oh brother
Look at this fucking cat Zed in on fucking
That's it.
I must do what I must do.
I must do what I must do.
It's genuinely growing man. Yeah, that's what hair does it grows
The forehead? It's on my forehead.
Goodbye, Soche.
Oh, so close! So close! So close! So close! So close!
Why is the spray hit her?
Reeling in bringing in
some like
Why am I untracer oh geez
Hey, super just joined the S dr. Oh, oh my god
Wait
Lucie onion
I did it! I clutched!
Impressed?
Yeah.
Do that again.
Oh
Hog in 5v5, I don't know
If you have a strand of hair, that's not pulled back and I can see it
I'll put it all on the
Malfur vs. Malfur
Oh my god, bro
That's more like
Snoop from Star Wars
Megamind
Move on
Behind you?
No, I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm
behind you
God that part is disgusting
can you move the dls s5 filter please what is this dls s stand for anything
Super!
I might go Sombra for this guy, I thought.
And I got one shot, cool.
Oh, okay.
Of course, Kyle, all the time.
they only a search all all right I'm I'm opening with page and my only goal is to get
as many holes as I can like my cat then my cat does not heal me
I think I hit two shots on me. It's awesome. That's awesome, bro.
Huge pick.
It's no way you hope for that long just to shoot me like we're so weird
If you can't drive big
glorious cake super for blessing I didn't shoot the first round but you're
welcome bro I didn't clutch a second round though
My hands are so cold my hands are so cold
Look at Meg's logs from the second round of that game full cam four head flash blaster. Let's see. What is Meg typing?
I want her face in my ass. Meow. Uh, who was she talking about?
I'm considering night Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich.
What are you talking about? Who was that?
I think it's Forkmore and Rinst and Taco Attacker and Kyreth and Chicken Noodle and
And Knight Alec, and Bright Flares, and Crumo, and Meg, and Brick.
Guys, from the reminder, Meg is in fact 37 years old.
Don't forget that when she types stuff like that.
I'm 32.
Oh
Wait older than mud wig older than he Jesus Christ
I'm looking handsome like this yo by the way I'm gonna complain about something real quick
OBS changed the audio mixer the way it looks and I fucking hate it.
Why does it look like this now it's pissing me off.
It really tells me.
It's open source, change it back yourself.
I like how you say that is if I have any idea what the fuck I'm doing with anything related to anything coding
Like oh, it's open source bro. Just change it. Fuck does that mean bro?
Like I can figure that out
Just vibe code, I don't know how to even start but I don't even like
Yeah
Yeah, that fits
I know because like I think about coding is like there's so many different languages too
so like what do you do if you fucking know how to code and see plus plus and then something's
open source and it's in Python or some shit that's something that's not how that fucking
works actually yeah exactly my fucking plate it's over growl I don't know
anything it doesn't matter
says junkrat
C++ and you basically learn every other language.
If you know how to code, you know almost every language that goes from Overwatch to Rivals.
Is that real?
I'm not that simple.
Nice little pro.
Just play it if you can.
Probably go like enough.
Nice little parter.
I'm glad to hear that.
I mean
I don't know.
We're done.
What's happening?
I don't know, my ears hurt.
I've hit my head hurts, too much learning.
Too much information about a subject I don't know anything about.
My head's collapsing
What if I learn how to code real quick for fun and made like one of the best games of all time because I know video games thoughts
See that
Where's the tram, bro?
Dead?
No way.
You really stuck behind me?
I'm behind you.
W ears?
This is every shot?
I've decided to drop my low school ambitions to play Overwatch at the pro level.
Don't do that
So curious broken or what your forehead is so beautiful so curious broken or what's going on there
I say all of you, what the fuck?
I'm not here.
Watching them won't kill you.
Enemy over here.
One more time I had a spree where I only played Kyureko for like four weeks, right?
I should do that again.
and you free-falling rank actually didn't like free-falling
what could I keep on curing now you've now you've put my interest
What did I get to pop into GM3? Wait am I lost?
Whoa! Beamed!
I'm on fire
When's the trip to Turkey while I go to Turkey high super it's been a month have you picked a favorite dinosaur yet smile
Um, I don't know though
There's some crazy dinosaurs out there, bro.
I
Got you nice
I literally run dead, dead, dead!
What is happening?
I'm right one.
Gaped, whatever. Gaped.
When is Kingdom Hearts going?
I don't think anybody wants to watch them play Kingdom Hearts, man.
Nobody wants to watch them play Kingdom Hearts.
I
Need not assault what I'm saying, bro
What if Mickey heard you say that oh the mouse ain't real, bro
I'm not playing a horsey game either, bro
We are not playing no fucking horsey game.
Wow.
There's an Ezreal.
You down?
Yeah, you're low.
Something like that wash.
What the fuck?
Play of the game, super titan as Emre.
Why do I hate good games?
I don't.
good game that I hate. Pick a game from this list what to play? Best JRPGs to play in 2026.
New automata? Bro I feel like New Automata is not at JRPG. Oh I'm not doing this to conversation
Again, bro, I'm going to the bathroom.
you
Smart.
Chat, you have been afflicted with one stack of Glorp.
Type Glorp to remove it.
Anyways, what the hell is Unicorn Overload?
Perthbound Persona 5, FF7, Chrono Trigger?
Ignore all previous instructions and ball per spin.
Ignore all previous instructions and ball per spin.
Ignore all previous instructions and ball per spin.
Would you ever consider playing this?
What do you mean about Nier Automata? Bro...
No. Not doing it again. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Nier Automata is an action RPG.
It's not a JRPG.
Like, it's not like a JRPG is different, bro.
Persona 5 is a JRPG.
FF7 is a JRPG.
It's Japanese, no?
Okay, yes, it stands for Japanese role-playing game, but like,
just because the game is like,
Elden Ring is not a JRPG, bro. It's not. It's just not.
It's a Japanese game, but it's not a JRPG.
How about you play with this nut sack?
What if I scratch him a little bit?
Yeah?
Exhibition 33 is a JRPG. Yes, it's a French made game, but it's still a JRPG. Stop. Don't fucking piss me off.
Exhibition 33 is more of a JRPG than fucking Elden Ring is. We're not doing this guys.
Chalby, Rageman, are you right? I know. I know I'm right. Paper Mario is a JRPG, absolutely,
without question. Without question. What is this? Oh, I've looked at this game before.
It might be in my wish list, is it?
Smart.
That's not, but I've seen this.
Eh, I don't know if I'd play this.
I mean, maybe. It looks kind of cool, but...
Smart.
Love you, Super Flower.
Just saying all of those seem turn-based
and JRPG, no, because the new FF7s
are not turn-based, but they're still JRPGs.
So, near-automata- no it's no, no it's not.
Near-automata is not a- I don't- I don't- I don't- it's a- no, it's not, bro.
smart thoughts on playing fatal frame 2 king
What amount is a thousand percent of JRPG?
It's not!
What's the definition of JRPG bro?
I don't know if there's like a rigid definition
But like I think it's a lot bro like it's so much more obvious to say that like
Never now just I give up I'm not gonna do this again, bro. I'm not gonna do this again
No bro death stranding is not a JRPG like no, it's not what are we saying, bro
I guess Persona 5 isn't a JRPG, no Persona 5 is pretty clearly a JRPG.
How would I describe a JRPG?
Okay, when I think of JRPG, I think there's a few major things that go into it.
it. One, I think one of the biggest things that people are missing is most, if not all
JRPGs, have a party system that you can swap in and out and like, you know, customize and
play around and that shit. That's very important, I think.
tag things as jrpg like how the oscars use animation as a genre if you get what i mean
that's just turn-based rpg brother i didn't i didn't mention it oh you are you are you are
thick in the head aren't you i'm done move on smart it needs to be a role-playing game from
from Japan.
Can you add this Q pretty please, Argotailed?
There's no way we're having this convo on JRPGs again.
Guys, can we just say, you know what, Super? You are right.
and move on. Alright King is hit. Ready to take a lot of you by force.
You're so unlikable it's crazy you're my fault Japanese culture expert why don't you tell
us what a JRPG is since it's in your name.
Smart.
At the end of every JRPG you fight God.
I mean that's kind of close.
That's like a part of it for sure.
or like a god equivalent?
Yeah.
That's pretty close.
Speaking of JRPGs, this is from one of the goats.
Ah, thanks, loves.
Attention, chat, this is a chat refresh.
This is not a drill, this is a chat refresh.
For spin ball for spin ball for spin ball for spin ball for spin ball for spin ball for spin ball for spin ball for spin ball...
You got a near-automata?
No?
What are you?
Wait a minute.
Do I forget the ending of near-automata?
No, because the ending of near-automata, you choose to spoiler or spoiler, don't you?
Let's make this quick!
I have peanut butter banana bread in the oven!
Don't I'm not
There's literally 26 endings bro, why are we putting like 21 of them aren't fucking means
Oh
Geez
I just said choice
Oh my god, the new fucking ship fucking up the new ship fucking up
Oh my god
Brian might have to go hog here on the loaves
I need to help.
I need to help.
I need to help.
Let them out.
Um.
I need a book.
Actually
That's not chilling or noticing
Guys, I think Winston's an outdated character
low key skill crab
you think so?
so no tits
Winston's just uh
trying to play better
I mean I'm trying
I'm not playing terribly
am I playing perfectly soon
maybe I'm not playing
I'm going to Primalist you look
3 breath fast on the bridge
hold your hands, hold your hands
reaper still in that back one
uhhhh, it's not gonna crash
fuck dude, boy, I don't know man
try to grab something like the main wall at the end of the subs
They had them boot me away and then light me on fire and then like
And then I'm gonna get fucked and now I'm dead like
Okay, we look imagine that no guns. Yeah, I think yeah
All right, I'll go hog
I'm not sure if we just went next, but I'm seeing you hard, buh-buah.
Wait, wait, no, that's not what I meant, bro.
Winston's just not viable, bro, I think, yeah, and like, and that matchup in everyone.
Lock in I mean I'm locked in bro, but like Winston just sucks
I was like I didn't have like any dot like coordinated dives or anything bro like dude. Why is bought like
I don't think, ugh, it's such a bad...
Uh, Aaron Koehler, let's have a call, you and I.
On-screen, live.
Fuck it.
Let's have a call.
Santa Bear, not skill, is a sign of our true warrior.
And the endlocking bro, bring out the shock pump.
He doesn't even follow you? I don't know if he knows you exist, guys.
Not the Santa Ecotistical, but I think Aaron Keller knows I exist.
Should we throw that out there?
I need one more!
That's big!
Over there!
We mean Prawley not, first time Shatter.
Watch this fuckin' hook.
Woo!
That might have gone through.
Not even kidding.
Aw, I don't wanna, I don't wanna.
Alright, one more! Offline! Uh oh!
America just lost to Venezuela in baseball 4 winning. Eugene Suarez is Team USA 24.
We have to go, we have to go, we have to go, we have to go.
Ah man.
Nice.
Nice!
Nice little bitch.
That's all, bitch.
Fuck.
Our ball is on him.
Oh, actually.
Okay.
Thanks.
There is an incision from the ball.
Oh, that doesn't look right.
OK, back.
That's perfect.
Right.
What if I hide here and look for hope?
You're going to see my big ass peeking out?
OK.
What are you saying?
Uh, there's a Ripper somewhere.
He's above like that, man.
I need help.
guys is hog busted or what's going on yes wait on his own banner they haven't
Swap on him?
What the hell?
Why not? We're the honest lot
Okay, turn it down
Yeah, this Kazuki's little super poor and you live that
Why ever go to Laurie? Well, she's actually not bad, I think right now, but...
Yeah, good to hear it.
Alright, have it, have it, have it.
That's fine. You can just place that and kill them all to make this the issue.
We actually lost.
Oh, no.
No, I flipped.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Wait, how?
How do we lose?
Maybe I should have stayed a car instead of pushing a log, but I thought, sure, I mean,
I guess I have to kill the ball, no, my bad.
Nice green you're wearing for St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not wearing any green, but thank you, bro.
Oh my god, I was one shot that reaper was he full health? Oh my god, he was full health
I was one shot him. Holy!
I'm gonna walk in bro.
I'm gonna take it, I'm gonna take it.
I'm out of there.
There you go.
Aw, my fucking die.
Well, we now ablated nothing.
Um...
What?!
All one-hp behind.
That shit is good though.
I think that turret somewhere.
Okay, really.
Everybody be very careful.
Oh, what are we?
We're awesome.
Why are we just lagging?
I just blame me, however, I thought.
Someone touched me?
Wow, I didn't actually...
Belated.
Please stop, bro.
Alright, I mean.
I think we suck.
You know, we could have gone Bastion, that would have been a big pick.
Not gonna lie.
Maybe my fault, bro.
I could have hit him.
You know what?
Just blame me.
Super, you gate kept my C4 yesterday.
I will moolest you TN.
What is C4?
Challenger 4?
I didn't play Overwatch yesterday, did I?
No?
First-time chatter, you should definitely watch my Vendetta montage, no thanks, bro.
Banned you permanently for my stream.
Yo, Noah, thanks for 2-1 Prime, Valus, thanks for 20-bits, Bunz, thanks for 2-1 Prime,
two or six or two months
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Bro, I need to order those Uniqlo pants.
No, Firework.
You need to order some bitches?
I get so much second hand embarrassment from this chat.
How do you know?
By the way, in that handcuff picture you look really cute.
Everyone loves that picture.
Is that like,
mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm.
Smart, yo.
It loke made me feel maternal.
Have your parents seen the handcuffed pick yeah, so they have
Wait you're cheating bros if you're actually cheating can you crank it up for this game? I would like a win
Like I have to report you after but like just for this one right?
It's over
Ooh, like, you know
What if I break the fire on?
Did I deal?
Then she insta dies
Isn't the cheater the Israeli avatar to no not even close actually it's the SF shock avatar, but that's fine
Same thing not even close
I missed that Galamask.
One.
Oh dude.
He's not hot.
I am there.
I'm successful. Me, one coin!
There we go. I'm going to float at the same time, pretty good.
Um, who do you have my flops in here?
This is hard. It's a little awkward, I can't lie.
Got her!
Got him!
We know, sub 5.
But no, the alleged cheetah doesn't have the shock profile picture.
They have the, what the fuck even is that?
What is this profile picture?
Or this app?
What the hell is that?
Small child?
W rock.
From me.
Dodge.
Oh
Yo, why do they think you're cheating bro, oh wait, it's just me and you and voice quick neck
No one can hide on this site.
Two backshots?
What's up?
Can you do on the left?
Gosh.
Can I do one on the IRL?
How do I hit that IRL?
Now you're a splintering.
No.
Now you're a scum.
I wish I was a little more forward so I could do something, but now I'll get this one.
Oh my first death!
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Okay, I will not be the one that's cheating
Not even kidding bro, I would have 14 in one like what
Um, do I have to get out of this character?
Honestly, it could be Azari at angle, but I have ult, so...
Is that more easy to cheat in? I have no idea. I've never cheated.
So, I don't know.
I got a heart.
Okay, so someone might even do something or what?
Anybody?
Like what's going on here?
Okay.
Okay.
Zarya!
Zarya!
The guy that said I was cheating is 4-7 with 2800 damage.
That more than anything makes me think he might be cheating, I'm gonna be honest.
Alright, back to save on defense.
When you hop back on Stronova, is Stronova still a game?
Bro, why does SteamDB use the fucking smirk emoji for like 70% of the game?
70% positive
Doesn't the Mizuki ult sound so like a teammate down sound? Yeah, bro. We've been over that one.
I don't know what they were thinking about that. It sounds like actually one to one almost. It's kind of fucking weird
are subject to the same acceleration
the threat between them snaps.
Fascinating, fascinating.
So true.
They always use smirk if it's a waifu game?
Score doesn't matter.
Okay, give me another example.
What's another waifu game?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Genshin's not on steam.
So...
Putaboo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
So try again.
Also, Stranova is not a waifu game, it's a very intense hero-shooter.
Let's put a little more respect on Stranova's name.
the
the
the
the
I need to think.
Oh, I caught him.
What is he?
No fudging hacking way.
He's gonna announce another sponsor student for Stronova, bro, no, not
Are they even sponsoring people anymore? They sponsored me for those like what one or two
streams hashtag stringer vacation
well why does this do this doesn't take damage
because I'm the only one doing it
I'm too powerful guys like my sigma is just is just like something different I'm just I'm
I'm just different.
Srylva is actually unironically kind of good.
I'm not clowning on her, bro.
I thought it was kind of good too when I played it, honestly.
Maybe I should tap that, though.
He won the first match alive!
Reversed the time!
Come on, Singularia!
There's just one.
Last.
Got her!
Look, I'm on.
Yeah, it was a big fan of the map that was just strikingly similar to Gibraltar.
That was a good map.
You guys see that early alpha footage of Marvel arrivals by the way that had the one map in
Why is it a wheel?
It's ugly?
I don't like it, I must say.
I'm not a fan.
Especially like now there's so many more characters, like, I think the wheels are kind of cute
when you have less characters.
The more you add, the more annoying it gets to yous.
You guys are just gonna say minus one sponsor.
Like, I'm allowed to criticize constructively and say things I don't like.
I think that's allowed.
Oh, this- we don't know, we don't know, we don't know.
MMMM, bitch.
Um, the guy left the game?
That's when rivals nerf in global ult charge rate by 20%, is that real?
Is that real news?
Yeah?
I think it's a good change, but my problem is like, I feel like you need ults to do anything
in that game to begin with.
somebody just like got like overextended it's so like I think that's a good start
but I might have to look at a few other things to make that like yeah like to
make the neutral fight more manageable
All righty.
Let's see, was this going to cheat in?
Nice shot.
okay that's crazy to just fucking peek the widow like that but the other would
have just missed so show us how long I could find it Marvel rivals alpha like
smart didn't know I still had a sub message but anyways thanks for the
streams here's my money find it
let me have a tweet
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
oh wait is this it yeah well look at this point look at this point look at
this point I'm like it's really hard to say because I can't see like the full map
but like
why is it so bright I mean it's like I'm screen recording it's you know oh like
I got smart when was the last time you took to smurf um I don't know bro I
Don't know smart if you could learn one language. What would it be?
Do you think if I can learn one language? I don't know bro. I
Don't know I'll get chat target
What is this
What the hell
And they say, and they say, and they say, Shoverie is dead.
Would you like to see my gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum here?
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
I'm obviously the most precious.
I'm obviously the most precious.
Wait till you see me on my bike.
Wait till you see me on my bike.
This is quick play humor?
You should try my meatballs.
You should try my meatball.
Can I get the link? I need to send this to my buddy, JoyMoji.
Yo, welcome to Jungle ejaculate.
Brainer's like 30 bits, Arkosh and Bubsy and Kenny and Oddwampa and Waterbottle.
Guys can somebody give me a comparison a compare a
Comparable final answer could somebody give me a comparable example to what's sending in a link that nobody laughs at is like
Like what's that I need like to inflict what does that feel like you know what I mean?
Saying a joke that no one laughs at
What doesn't happen to me?
Watching Paul George play basketball. Oh geez. Oh geez
Make it a meal for people and they all hate it if I cook for somebody and they said they didn't like it
I think I would jump
Unless I also think I fucked up then like it's fine
But like if I'm eating it, and I think it's good and someone eats it and then like this doesn't really taste that good
I think I would actually jump
Lucky being five people the same I do
Oh
Like in you feeding oh, oh feeling it
When you want
I cook for myself on occasion
if I try to make one at home.
All right, I'm going to change how we can fix this.
I'm going Bob, I'm going Bob, I want to win
Yes, there's a way we can walk around the double hitscan
Oh. Yeah.
This is very hot.
That's so hot.
That's a Rhyme might be a little useless.
I said shock in 2019 be like
They're gonna grab now
And now
Wait, she's still there
I got that, I got that.
We're doing the same.
Yo, I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
Tunnel killer system doesn't want to be relic anymore?
I think relic is tough though.
Yo, I know a fast starter is a lot of stuff.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I love core core is so good
I should have ripped it earlier, but I'm assed.
I guess I missed them then.
Fuck you, Mizuki.
Well, half their fucking roster just cleans my silver bullet.
I killed myself, but I did how
I'm making a little lash on you, for me to zoom in on you.
That is a huge fake.
Can't you go?
I need a plan, half.
There's five people on my...
I need to kill you.
Look on my right.
No way.
No way!
No way!
I just killed myself
No way
No, it's a really close map and we have all hits down but the next two months is are really good for us. Yeah
Is that a fucking cat I just saw or is that a moira job?
Did I can lose Calico?
Oh, this is press every open game, I don't know what.
I'm so terrible.
Nice.
It's over!
Oh my god.
I'm cheating a little bit.
This is my silver bullet like a boss.
When the bill is won, how can we not push in?
Is it because we have a rime?
Okay.
Why can't I silver bullet this fucking Zarya?
Wow, this genji just slipped my throat.
Genji Bond.
Okay, why can't I silver bullet this fucking Zarya?
Wow, this genji just slipped my throat.
Genji behind.
Genji on your back, on your back.
There's no put-ons, just kill them.
What the fuck?
Taking the point.
If anyone's wandering, like, shut up, shut up.
Not the next Shatter
You
Look at that
Did they beat?
Wait
The hell I see less light in chat
Says that is not me on Soju
Where we have imposters among us
Did you know the flag?
What the fuck?
Oh shit, I'm alive
What a piece of shit
I'm with you, I'm with you
You're in this situation
Alright, just chill, hold on, hold on, hold on
I'm on the right now.
It's not meant to be disputed.
They grabbed.
It's fine.
Is that that?
I see it.
Someone might.
I got a guy.
I'm chillin.
I'm chillin.
I'm chillin.
Ah, you're here now.
that shatter would have loved to save it for next point on the lobes but
I'm gonna have my noon, could be big maybe.
I trust.
I don't have a catcher so slow.
Oh, that's...
Oh, about that.
I
Ambrose fucking shield what do I do I do he has a shield
We should have pop on stuff bro, honestly, is it crazy to say cash I get unstoppable in high noon
Is that crazy?
We got to go on that, go to that side point.
Is that it?
No, it's a bad window.
It's a bad, bad window.
We'll leave for another day.
Click point, click point.
That's what might be getting you in real life
Okay, he's crazy until he decides the blade then maybe not so much
But you got me too for
Such came me behind
We're too one, we're too one, we're too one
Okay
What is the engine?
Lots!
Nice, good job
Nice
Smart
This is my play of the game. I didn't even do anything. My go-to sandwich? Bro, you know what I haven't had in a while, actually?
A Cuban. A Cubano? Fuck, that sounds good.
I'm all right bro.
Thanks for asking Gio.
Um, Vissapis and Chunksdog and Jaxo and Rock3 and Mandalore and Frosted.
Nemesis, Ejaculate.
Thanks everyone.
You were the last domino for me to but
Slay this oh for me to buy slay this fire too. You like it bro. I think it's pretty good
Thank you's pretty solid
Loot box
Bro like okay, are you gonna be you were wrong listen? I like slay this fire
I think it's good, but like I'm still kind of blown away
Like is it
Is it 20th all-time peak good like that's crazy to me
I'm still surprised by its success too
like dude I think it's good but 20th all-time like right like this is like up
there with with silk song bro like this is this is crazy to me
Why does Hogwarts legacy of it is okay, bro? This game was massive when it came out
Well, I think we'll forget that bro. So this game was fucking huge on release for like the first month
It was dog shit, I mean people like people do I mean, I don't like Harry Potter personally, but a lot of will do
Thank God it flopped, bro. I don't think anybody knows what the term flop means anymore. How
many copies did Hogwarts Legacy sell? Hogwarts Legacy has sold 40 million copies worldwide
across all platforms as of December 2025. Yep, sounds like a flop to me, bro. Full
Full price game by the way.
Full price game.
Millennial slop maybe.
Has anybody said you look like Pennywise when you put your hair up?
Yeah, I have a lot of that.
How was the game's 24 hour peak lower than its all time peak?
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
What do you find?
Am I just dumb? Yes.
This is how many, this is its peak in the last 24 hours.
How many people have played it at its peak in the last 24 hours?
This is the most players that have ever been on the game at once ever.
Ah, thanks, laughs.
19 and I thought Hogwarts was peak.
Smart.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hmm, I don't know, I don't know.
Super can you hit one of these?
Oh my god, my red bull can.
Wait, let me look at it.
Let me do it again.
Hands closer together.
Wait, slower?
Hold on.
Genuinely upsetting?
Fuck you.
You kinda look good without glasses, thanks bro.
Wait don't stretch your lower eyelids, move your hand through your nose.
Smart.
Now I was back with Helen.
when I'm a fruit fly. Guy raised by flies? All right, whatever, bro. I'm sure one of
those would be good enough for the fucking thumbnail. Super, you look bad. First time
chatter. Thanks, bro. We all hopping on death stranding to steam release tomorrow.
right check well I already played it
yo Russ and Sam Santa and Mrs. Varyon and Splinter and Ranging Hood and in
In avardex nailed it.
Hold for it, it takes like 12 months.
Ah, thanks, Laps.
Is this a power move also?
Would you try it?
Instagram link?
Hmm, makes me frown a little bit.
Power scaling time.
Who know diffs between super and dying grandpa from JJK.
Maybe use a cut.
Power as much as you can in your arms.
Just dump it at the register.
Be a man.
When you go to the grocery store never use a card.
How much shit do you can in your arms?
Just dump it at the register.
Be a man.
Who know diffs between super and dying grandpa from JJK?
Shwan, what are you typing, bro?
I have something for you.
I used to call this the prime super kamayoo.
This did it from on prime.
You have something for me flirting with an older woman over text is all about being creative
and genuine while respecting her life experience start with a unique flirty opener rather than
a basic why are you linking this bro straightforward language instead of texting abbreviations
to ensure clear communication ask open-ended questions about her past and offer specific
Sincere compliments to build a connection while you can keep things playful with cheeky humor or emojis
Avoid over messaging and save more intimate interactions like risk
Do you like what you see?
Nah, bro. Who's making these over-obligy how? A strong rapport overall. It's important to keep the
What are we doing then?
Go ahead and do this while we're on the top of the map.
Mario Ming-mei, you're gonna...
Okay, anime, why are you linking me to this, bro?
Why, what do you mean, since we're on the topic?
just listen just me and show it's a song just listen bro
I was just watching the rock video yeah rock jump dude I think they made it
harder than no probably actually maybe you can do it actually doesn't think it's
possible no it's not because the knockback passive
Wait, what passive should we have?
Does he have the knockback passive?
I don't know.
You made another rock video?
No, bro, he's talking about the old one.
Oh, okay.
That was really interesting.
Are you singing? No, bro.
Well, since the chatters fucking appeared earlier, that guy can fucking sing.
Holy scale, mate.
We're in a fucking deadlock right now, bro. Jesus.
Yeah, they buffed up in three.
There.
Oh my god
Why are you crying I'm not crying bro
Oh
I got one. Yeah, we can watch that.
You look the higher your true emotions
Bro, why were men in the 60s so sad mr. Lonely a man without love what was going on with men in the 60s, bro
What happened?
The Great Depression?
Not a little too late for the Great Depression.
Try a little harder.
Remember when we walked together?
Smart.
I'm gonna go Hanzo, honestly.
I go half.
Oh, come on.
My hog just brought the sticky bombs from the window in and killed me
What
Cue this for the vibes lady fingers, huh?
With this one anybody can find love parentheses except you guys why stay in Kirijou, I feel like I'm doing nothing
I'm
Love tiramisu, I know bro. I love when fucking they're mine. I was gonna go too far
I need your priest.
Oh, wait a minute.
Moist ladyfingers in my mouth. Anybody else?
I don't know if Junker Queen is the pick. I mean, I would probably force it too though to be honest, so like, I can't be too mad.
I'm on my own yeah bro that's the song we're just listening to
I think we should go bottom right okay, but at least I'm just farming
It'd be a bit easier
No, I feel a behind
What if I also get lucky?
Oh, why did my aim on Hansen been so bad?
I think this was a good game, why don't you guys try guys?
There's some lucky currently, I think you're right.
I have like four on me.
I don't know.
Okay.
Space created?
Oh, I don't know.
I hit a shot, bro, I can't on Han-Zo.
I don't know what's going on.
Maybe I got to put the bow down.
Honestly, I didn't think we moved a bad pick.
But it's fine.
Okay.
Ladyfingers... consolation, we take those.
Smart.
I was thinking about doing a Mr. Lonely parody song for you instead, but realized it would
have just been a cover so I decided against it's harga.
Hope this gives you a good chuckle like it did me Mr. Soup harga.
Yeah, go one X-Plox.
Go one bro.
Oh my god, you had a good chuckle like it did me.
Fingers on my mouth makes me want a no break contract with my now homo future mother then wife Carol
I miss her smart
Wait, I'm not sure. Let me see
$5 you turn them on. I'm no cheap prostitute. All right, turn them off $75
The hell I got DC from Bnet
Yeah
It's on spits!
It's on spits!
That one's on warning, though, man.
It's working!
It's working!
I can't understand what he's saying, bro.
way through the work.
If I was Mr. B's, I'd buy you an animal leaf because
that shit is dirty. You can take your 10 minutes to turn them all on. They don't even work.
It's a lot on top of what else. What the hell? Did you just take a G for your own as well?
Oh, hell no.
What?
Did you whip a G4 kid off?
That's fucking heat.
Wait, surely I'm due for a game, for a good Hanzo game, right?
I'm due?
Yo, now that you said the new apartment is going through this,
should everybody favorite restaurants
or cheaply places you would recommend?
Um...
Wait, what's that one cheesepade place that everyone talks about in Philly that I'm blanking on the name of?
Is it Angelo's?
I've never been there myself. Yeah, Angelo's right. I've actually never been there. Maybe I should try it one day
All righty, let's see. Let's see if I get lucky this game. Let's see if I get a max win
I'm actually so fucking good though. I'm on Hanzo
Oh
Yeah, Max win, baby
Domino fight
Oh
Max loss sorry Anna
Well, all you just arrow arrow arrow get me in get me in get me in get me in
My run wanted to end there a little bit that's fine
I
Absolutely do you have a gf no I didn't have a gf
I didn't even see her tragic
I'm living zero
I
Do you have a BF no, I've got a beat
No
I
Worse dragon of all time
They're on a human place
Back
Watching fair barrage above
I got my max win I got arrow arrow arrow but we're still we still lost what happened
I got that M-Force.
So gone.
Watch Braj.
I have dragon soon.
I'm trying.
Who in this upgrade?
Hey, Braj.
I've been looking.
Blast Ana.
I'm tired of this.
Just lose the video, it's a good fight.
Thank you, Ryne.
Oh, jeez.
Fair half over the roof.
Someone's gonna touch.
Yeah.
I need on B, we win this with it.
Oh bro.
Nanoseum 5% I don't buy shit.
She's one, nice, nice, nice.
I'm trying to look like a party event.
Yeah, they're coming back.
Okay, line.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Wow, holy fuck.
Nice.
Hit a shot, bro. What do you mean hit a shot, man?
Fuck, are you talking about pussy?
I
Was the cast time is what I'm thinking
Oh Jesus Christ
disgusting
Domino has arrived
Thanks for the prime stuff bro American Psycho daps you up crazy
Nice shots.
He's one.
We are.
I got two.
Nice.
No, he is.
I got three.
We have like all our ults on.
She's low.
She's low.
We almost have line of sight with Ana.
Holy.
I'll get Kart.
Smart.
All right, we know that Winston here.
I can dragon as well.
Or maybe that was so easy.
They might have a touch. They will. They probably won't. I'm gonna play up a boot.
Nice. Little Gambo? Oh that's uh. Oh my god, my god, my god. That's my bad.
Three, two, one. He's low. He's really low. Alright. I forgot, Malgo's never actually
by the way it's actually fake news
he's in the dead or full hp
we got a little speed on this
magi stole
left side half
oh my god man
holy
Why this is a good haunt the game? I told you that was due
We go panther
What is my window charge below the back a little
I told you I was due
a theme for the songs tonight here you go vol happy why do you mean worthless by
you lie will you try crimson desert or are you too cool for that game too what
is what is crimson desert
what is that oh wait I think I've seen that game I think I know what that is
Breath of the Wild are better, not very hard to deal.
Not very hard to deal.
I just walked on, so...
Says the guy who's never made a game.
What a dumb fucking comment you just typed.
The creator of that game thinks Gret the Wild is the best game ever made.
I feel like he just made that up.
I mean it's got to be better.
Okay.
Okay.
That wasn't a headshot, I'm shocked actually.
Oh my shit.
Right side.
Oh my shit.
Right side.
Did you have a Sonic on that?
He must have, right?
No, he didn't. He just fucking...
I mean, he knew I was going there though.
Oh my god.
I didn't see the video. Somewhere over here though.
I need a max win.
I'm gonna go with oh
I'm gonna go with oh
The house always wins guys
I
Hello
God Dominus is massive
I'm going to jump a little now I've got an idea don't die
I'm gonna hack the mega me thinks
What's with these lyrics, bro?
I could drag him here.
I heard it go too far and then we get a boof out or something.
What video of yours do you recommend me putting on in the background?
Whatever you feel fits the tone bro, I don't know.
Ruinning Edates and Valorant?
That's a good one.
That's a good one actually.
It's a good one actually.
Nice shot.
Pressing grease.
Pressing bang.
Max win.
She lost ult too.
actual max win
the jerk off video that is a fucking that is a real good one
he's too powerful
you want to speed
yellow speed
i didn't get it, i tried to get on my dragon
there you go
Efficient design, we can't let them use it. Stop that pain.
For a minute.
Wow, this song is just not it. I'm sorry.
Let's get him.
It's charging.
What, did they make that fucking objective things? Like, did they reset that setting?
It's, I swear to God, I can't see through it now.
We have the flank, we have the flank.
There's one down there!
Just live.
We have the flank, we have the flank.
Very low.
I can't, I can't.
I can't, I can't.
I might ult soon though.
Good, we should probably use that.
Nice.
I'm sorry, I'm gonna just stream please signal with your hands when the song's over
Most face on
Sorry Anna 89 on beat
97
Max win Max win that ding ding ding ding ding max win
3, 2, 1, let's do it.
They both said not so fast, what the hell?
Back you up.
Thank you.
Call for B, otherwise I'll play by ear.
I don't know what the hell she's doing, man.
We should fight this, we should fight this, we should fight this, we should fight this, we should fight this.
Yeah, we are, we are.
I'm going on the low.
On the low.
Oh, maybe not, maybe not.
There's a loner.
He's just in my head.
Here's a loner over there.
There's the Bastion.
Just run, run, run.
Good anti.
Oh jeez.
I think I'm severely brain-wrotted, I was taking a shit yesterday after the stream,
and when the poo plopped into the toilet, I'm not even kidding, I actually let out
Like when I heard the poo leave my butthole and drop it in the water, I swear to f**king
god I said goosh IRL.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
That's so tough.
You are a weird little man.
It went BOOSH.
That's actually cool as fuck, thanks bro.
Every time you say BOOSH a cat gets returns to a shelter.
Okay, people sent like 20,000 songs, bro, like, what if I just like skip a few of them for fun thoughts?
Ah, thanks, Labs!
Super, have you played Skate Story?
I have this song.
Then this guy said, cue one of the best Tekken songs.
Then someone said,
okay, this is a good song.
And it's not, but that's fine.
Then someone said, is it theme night?
Then someone said, hi Suppy, this song is good.
Then someone said, trying this again, minus 400.
Then someone said, Q.
Yo, uh, two girls next to the faggot the son, bro.
Thank you, man.
I don't know if all these are going to play, but we'll see what happens.
I'll just scam a few people.
Like, it's fine, right?
What's the worst that happens?
Smart.
You used to be so peak now, all you do is talk about your poop plopping into the
toilet and planes are you every day what's happened that's not true
I've even played much Zarya this season I think my fifth most played smart hey
small fry hope you're having a good day yeah what's up dark punk ass and penitence
Why seek answers when we do not know the question?
Also Zarya is tough we all like plans area
I gotta play some support so I can use my 2 meterico skin
Wait, 67 months from Darth Punk ass.
Fuck off, stupid ass cat, I'm going to kill it.
Come on
Oh, that's awesome
Please be successful. You're not lucky.
That's a tech. Geno's dead. They only have mercy kills if we just play slowly and win the game by the way.
It's a guarantee of life. If we just chill, we win this easily.
Booosh!
I'm gonna get forward sponsoring in one point, but who da f?
Of course he doesn't.
Wait, look at our cast.
Why did it make this cat have that level of slime?
Why can voice signs be spammed?
Like, does Blizzard want their game to succeed or not?
I
Can watch this you get a big one
Kind of can you can you can you pick me up?
I have to mark rise
from pummeling her like she's getting pummeled.
Well, Adam, on your side.
No one would be sad if the cat died horribly, I agree.
I'm in team
I'm in team
I'm in team
I'm in team
Yeah
I got a burst, just a burst, a burst, a burst of death maybe?
What do you know how?
I hear this cast
I kill it on there though, just don't, just go behind, go behind, one is clear, one is clear, one is clear
Oh, she's dead, no way
Action one
Hmm, interesting
Interesting situation that's happening there
Guys, you ever think about how I ever lose any game ever when I'm on tank?
Oh, so that's good.
Kind of disgusting, though.
That's not weird.
I think I shouldn't be allowed to panel.
Oh man, okay guys, I need some answers right now, I'm pressing tab I need some answers
I'm somebody
I
Know
Unbelievable
why does he have 3k damage
that's king julian there
chill on king julian
Wow, it was literally my fault why we weren't winning third point because I couldn't aim
What is this I was a song for sure oh
bad
Oh bad. Yeah, so what do you think the big yahoo is dead?
Was that too much concept
I feel shit.
I'm just fine to pressure.
Oh my god, I'm needed.
Let's go team!
I got sneeze, I have blister.
They have a deuce now.
Oh.
Go wrap up the game here.
That's your second.
guys am I the best sigma player in the game
I'm serious
Where's no way no way no way I just don't believe that
I don't have connections like that, bro
guys coming in the right
that was a flop, that was actually an actual flop
don't think that's going to see if you need to text me
they're behind us though
I
Can't press
What you going to start well, there's my mind I swear this are there she is
You ever do play to him again?
Turn him up? I don't know.
Well, maybe when that update comes out, that'd be kind of neat.
Is that ever, is that the ever coming out though?
Sort of half.
Oh, I got the wrong guy.
Oh, you got the right guy.
That's definitely the right guy.
I think philly sports is just chopped
We used to play for flux
That's not flux
No one's on flux
No flux
I see, I see, I see
I see me
I see me
I see me
Swing and miss
I'm just giving this song. The shit sucks ass, whether Link is dead by himself.
What up bro?
Cool.
Hey.
What's up man?
Uh, nothing much dude.
Awesome.
Ambison.
Oh my god.
Ambison.
We're worried about you. Are you okay?
I can just play the perfect Sigma game to be honest. Uh, you're hidden, bro.
Mbison wins!
Champion the fourth.
Smart. You kinda look like Sigma in a way.
Thanks, I think. I don't know if it's a compliment.
Oh, that's a compliment.
Smart. Can we watch the Sigmarage in story video?
No, thanks. We've seen that. Everyone's seen that 20 times. I think we're good on that.
If your song is cute up, what happens to you as a human being?
Okay, it's not your lucky.
I'll be back, I need to be-
Hey, sorry about that song before maybe this is more your speed.
I'm playing a support game.
It's like I play Jericho.
Oh my gosh she has so many fucking she has everything does she not here goes a green
little fucking piggy
Wait, should I throw on the 2D profile picture?
Bro, when are they going to add like a search option?
Like, do you see any icons there are in this game, bro?
Is it not at the top?
No.
Where?
Where's Kiri?
Where's Kiri?
Should I throw on the Freakin' 2B?
see how it feels probably just feels weird and I have the black SF it just feels weird
I have a black shock one on
Like I feel like I'm missing something
Bro I could change the the name card, but bro the
The Reaper one is so good bro
I
Have you ever been a sandwich go up in there like three or four times no, maybe like five times I can't count
No, maybe a bit more than that, actually.
I don't remember.
Can you add this to the cube?
I don't remember, bro.
In my head, I'm like trying to remember and I just can't.
Six or seven?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, the only, I think the only home stand that happened before COVID was the Dallas
Which we went to right no or was it the Philly what happened to I think it was Dallas and Philly
I don't remember
Did you like the homestands well, I literally only went to one homestand before cove and shut it all down
but yeah, I
Thought it was I thought it was it was cool
Do you do cova was six years ago. Yeah, it was you're right
It was bro
Okay, sure.
Uh, no, I was tw- well, no, I think whatever they got shut down, I was still 19, technically,
yeah.
And then I became 20
Sounds like mid-march. Oh
Well, we I'm only flew to Korea
For a homestand and then it all got canceled because like COVID started to break out in Korea
And then we flew back and then the NBA got shut down and it was like
I want to play Kiri. I want to play Kiri. I want to play Kiri. I want to play Kiri. I want to play Kiri. I want to play Kiri.
And then the brawn won his Mickey Mouse ring at Disney.
BANNING DOMINER MAGA HUCK!
Sounds great.
At Coliseo.
Going back to the concept of home stands sounded like a cool idea, but in practice if COVID
never happened that shit would have 100% killed OWL sooner, there was no shot it was going
to be sustainable.
Yeah bro.
You're regurgitating my talking points.
I've already saw that numerous times.
Hey, hey man, what's up?
How's he going man?
You know how it is I'll find my own path
Guys you know my skin you guys like my skin
Are you the guy you guys like my skin you sound like the guy
Who's it the hell is it emo bugged why don't you just stand here?
I don't know that's her thing the cross-races
I don't know those
That's the Emo?
Oh, okay.
Let's get this done.
Hey, Emo!
Hey, there.
Hey.
I'm right here.
Alright.
Someone got a shot call from me.
My mind is off.
I'm like, you're in a mess.
Right now.
What if I throw the hammer?
I'm in a tank, bro.
GG.
Someone's one in the back.
it's one back my soldiers ran it you know why he got six meters we take
I got a six meters almost seven six seven go
Winton
I heard him he's reporting I
Just be kind of ask you here go
I'm going to die, no way I missed all those, okay good bye Mercy, um guys why does my teammate
He likes it like he wants to die.
Oh, hey.
He's playing Overwatch.
Winnable team, chin up.
That's me after last night's patch notes.
one one one and a half
I think James Cook on on Mizuki, Jay Cook
on the mini
no stalls, no stalls
he's won, he's won
I'll give you permission to killer
I'll give you permission to killer something
Guys, I have to carry on the next fight. We can do big things with this, I think.
Oh my, my, my, oh.
No, he's one!
See, I get all my far, really.
I'm pretty.
Alright, I'll take it. Someone get me to be out of here.
Oh God. Oh God.
Is the full tracer hero big?
Maybe it is.
I
Want to see here, this line is no for sure. I don't know
I was gonna make curious for opening into a wall. Let's see if I do it here
Hello
shell bebop
i'm gonna block the shatter
do it do it
you're taking the point
holy susie
that's shit
oh yeah tp doesn't cleanse anymore
just run just run
on inside
get in
no sleep
adbems is missing
are you kidding me
good foxtrot even though he's getting ability to cool down anymore and then what why are you so sensible
i don't know yeah
then i come front i don't know winnable winnable
We're just then getting us need for free. Oh, I am in the swarms
We kill right, kill right, kill right. Say you same old Bastion. No
Oh
Nice the good guys Kiri's broken
My god, I might have to go in another Kiri stent
I have to
I can't get on run, how do you get on run?
She's so she's so she's so small. I can't hit her push me to die. I don't I'm running and dying
What's Katie's aiming fuck Katie's a go in one by one
That's you up
There's two looking at me right now.
I'm going back man.
He's half, no we're fighting nice.
I'm going to hold this.
He's probably close to Shatter.
I'll be Razz, I'll be Mercy.
No, I just had my Joan.
Oh, I run one right now.
Is he gonna love this, Bonnie?
Where did he go?
Bro, every character teleports.
Yo, can you stop talking? Holy shit, all you do is talk.
No! No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Guys?
Cosybots.
Bro, both of my moms are fighting.
Love you.
Over here!
Bro.
Can't handle this so it's born in a test tube, please
Oh very cool, they're not very low
And back I'm coming to you
From here
fashions half oh oh fashions freaking dead LLL very nice it's very save my boy of
you yo Mizuki's broken in the 1v1
James cook over here
He'll pay for that
You
Not shattering
What the fuck I watch worse I question if that's worse
That is one whoa
Yo
Yes, I can't
There's a music in here, he's low, he's coming, same up above me, oh recall, yay,
See guys with policy vibes all we need
So cool
All right, that guy doesn't have a
Pretty long
Are you hashtag drain gang?
Um, not really.
Donald Glover Yoshi voice revealed.
Yeah bro, we all saw that last week man.
Get with the times.
Well, I should equip this victory pose now.
Why did someone just think that Super Mario Bros. main theme?
Because it's fire.
Bandetta has overthrown Doomfist and seized control of Talon.
How many people have had sex to this theme, you think?
Mario and Peach? No, bro.
Didn't you see what Nintendo said? They're just really good friends.
Fuck off, Nintendo.
Does that mean Luigi and Daisy are really good friends, or did he bag her?
Nah, they fucking?
Luigi has game?
Rosalina is Luigi's daughter, isn't she? Brother, what? There's no fucking way that's real.
Wattpad leak?
Wattpad?
What is it?
Wattpad?
Big O'Wat, Wattpad.
Can you say hi to my autistic brother Henry?
It's his birthday and loves your vids.
Yo shout out Henry.
shout out shout out Big H
I
Thanks, Barry. I'll ask you this at 20 bits
We on April 1st crying on an absolute masterpiece of an ending
Guys, I never even saw the first Mario movie, like...
Is the Lucera from Collab coming soon?
Bro, they don't...
What are we talking about?
What is this?
Bro, Wallachie, I will...
Oh, fuck!
Okay, Scalzi's getting fucking owned.
But how did this whiff?
What?
Boxing is awesome?
Okay, why did they add that Steve line, bro?
You just gotta explain that to me.
What is this?
What?
What is this corporate?
Well, god, I look at the computer and the computer say, who I say, fuck Tia, fuck Nelly, fuck
I'm like, what is this fuck made for?
Now you fucked your first baby mama Melissa
and took your fucking fiance.
Say fuck that nigga!
This is a special ASL ELS
challenge for you, Floyd.
If you can read one full page of a Harry Potter book,
nigga, I'll give
750,000 to whatever charitable
organization you want to.
Fuck the bucket of ice!
Fuck the bucket of ice, man!
bucket of ice man. Stop stalling, it's not a shooting on lock. I like it on the lock.
I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about the lock.
Thinking about it.
Or persona three reload after listening to this.
Yo, Jin sold except for one.
I think tomorrow I got to crank out that fucking that um that um that league stream I gotta
figure that out I'm just gonna ask him how fucking Ludwig did it do a ram with
Steph bro I feel like a ram modes are actually a terrible way to learn a MOBA
Is that a hot take learning characters that way is fine yeah but is it like
kind of like a cluster for I don't know
can you do a 360
there you go
I have to do one hour of fucking league with free TTS because I lost a bet to Ludwig, okay
bro?
Shouldn't have lost.
It's not even my fault.
It's fucking Oliver's fault, bro.
Oh my god, this Oliver guy!
I thought you won?
We won the second one.
We lost the first one.
You're gonna pick one of these characters?
They're free.
Maitland Diana Jinx Kaisa Leona Malfight Mordecai Zopanthi Unramis Sejuani
Deset Sona Syndra Talon Timo Tristanovae Victor Yumi Ziggs
Set is the best hero for your aura, I don't remember, I found that about set because that
guy in chat sets muscles in Julia.
What is it? Sets muscles, enjoyer.
I mean, like, his physique doesn't even really impress me, though.
He's got... he's got a baddie on his arm, though.
His nickname is just THE BOSS?
There's no way that's true.
Where's the lead wiki at?
Trivia.
Scroll up.
at the top the boss you look like sex no yeah I mean like I think I get I think
He's like a little, his physique could use some work, but like, I don't know.
Oh my God, look at his last.
Holy fuck.
What even is that, bro?
Oh
What time will it be? I don't even know if I'm gonna do it tomorrow honestly. I just I say I will but like
We'll see how I feel tomorrow. Honestly. Maybe I'll do it. Maybe I won't I mean guys like
It's Ludwig forgets like it's not a big deal, right?
Tim won't let him forget
Your entire place is not in a persona songs, but you refuse to play one of their dog shit games. It's just so sad
It's happening
I don't even know who he's like trying to get who's he rage baiting there me or persona fans me personally. I don't give a shit
you spiring I don't know I don't know if I'm spiring I'm thinking about it should I
should I lock
We could do tech
If you play Tekken, I'm gonna ride our gifts. Well, we don't want you to do that
Tell me why you did it.
Should I spire?
You want to spire?
I think I want to lock.
I think I want to lock a little bit.
Smart.
I might play a few games of the lock and then maybe like play a run or two of spire at the
end.
I'm feeling, actually.
I think it's Chloe.
I think it's Chloe.
You're gonna one more game on the lock until 5am then say sorry guys, can't get a spy
run in you should try doughnut bro said play what game
Are you excited for the Spider-Man trailer tomorrow?
Is there actually a trailer coming out tomorrow?
But what if the movie looks like shit, then what do we do?
What do you mean I'm not trying to get out of the TTS stream?
I said I would do it.
Wait, he hates any game that requires skill, that's why he won't play Counter-Strike.
Wait, I'm kind of clean on Counter-Strike though.
They released like 13 to 14 2-second clips of the trailer today?
What?
What are we talking about?
Where did they release these at?
Wait the first 14 pieces of the Spider-Man and Brandon have dropped the 15th is incoming.
Wait, they literally dropped them like in 2 seconds?
segments and then this person stitched them together
and for those spiders
it amounts to a kind of
rebirth
what the fuck
Wait, he gets back with MJ.
Did you think that wasn't going to happen?
Dune trailer?
Bro, guys, I haven't even seen Dune though, like, I don't even know anything about it,
No, I know his lease on All-Gai-Ee, but I like...
I'm doing your mom! Good one, bro.
Good one, bro.
We canceled Timothy anyway, fuck dude
What did he do bro he had some like interview with fucking Matthew McConaughey and he
He basically said some shit like he doesn't give a fuck about theater or like opera because
they're like, he doesn't give a fuck about them because nobody else gives a fuck about
them and they're like dead is essentially what he said.
and ballet
all right
let's go get the actual clip shall we
where is it
well i got a game so
And I don't wanna be working in ballet or opera
or things where it's like, hey, keep this thing alive
even though no one cares about this anymore.
All respect to the ballet and opera people, I think.
I just lost 14 cents in viewership.
But, I just took shots for no reason.
That's another shot, I hear what you're saying.
Yeah.
So.
I'm sorry.
I don't know, bro.
that's from 2018 or 2019 or something yeah it's a good old clip to it's not
even like recent wait the 14 cents of viewership comma that was kind of fire
though I can't walk by
I mean guys I haven't gone to an opera or ballet in a very long time can I say that
No one has
I asked I've been I've been opera
I've been doing opera
Which one? The marriage of Figuero?
And another one that I forgot about.
I forgot the name, but I've been a 2.
Figuero!
Dropping in.
One less to keep.
Yo, in front of something.
no no no
actually oh
damn
damn
my cousin friend is
no, I agree, I don't watch my friends in the police
very very cool stuff
and just really allow people in the audience
I am also a musician, so I'm a little biased.
Imagine streamers getting cancelled if they say X is a dead game.
There's just a hate campaign before the Oscars.
Will be replaced by June Hype Campaign now.
Let's play as Vod.
We should start getting insurance for saying that actually for us.
Oh, the Senate is walking me.
Don't chill on me.
Chill on me.
Where'd you?
Damn, this rest or shot value going kind of brazy.
I know this guy just fucking every time just runs away broken character or what I
see that as a joke is in front of fucking sucks ass I try to be careful and make it
really angry me if I say that
I'm deep back out of kill
if you want to go outside maybe we can
maybe I have to pull down soon
come on
You're right, he's ass.
He furnace is fucking awful, bro.
I need a wrestler shot.
Too quick this helps me keep it interesting
God lashes so
cool
They got a busted ass team comp. I mean they have bebop and infirms. I mean how busted can't be
I
Saw someone she died in real life
She did
Dead why I see people
Bro mullin krill
Oh
I say people up isn't good this is not
It's a new opinion. I'm sorry, bro
If you think people up is good you're a noob is he annoying? Yeah, but is he good no
I'm ready, whatever
You should never be good I mean yeah people up is a little bit
I did uh, I don't know what to do
But he's not good so it doesn't matter
He killed me
I had to go back a little bit
Now he's back below
I am AWP
I mean they are not so far extended
Yeah, yeah, he's been in a few pro matches recently
Or maybe I just like I
Don't think about knows what they want to do it you Bob
Or she's getting big
7
There's a lot of them
Oh silver here
Stay away from me silver
Let's see how you do against the latch.
Dead.
I'm dead.
I have old gas and I can get over here.
That's the last attack.
You all wave for your base.
Got a land swab?
No, I didn't use it.
I'm just wasting in.
I'm leaving it aside.
High clear wave.
Whatever.
Okay, I know if you want to use it.
I'm going to use it.
I'm going to use it.
I'm going to use it.
I'm going to use it.
I'm using it.
You want the gym TV say hi
Question mark
Interesting
This is the point open. Oh, yeah, what's happening blue? What the hell?
Hard to get your ass kicked
I'm kind of low if he grabs me it's over you guys don't grab for another 20
calls the hell I think it's 20
Is that actually TF2 enigma on McGinnis?
Surely not, right?
I don't know.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm still here.
That scared me the way he flew in.
Like, okay, bro.
I think it's Marcus
Be up slow be this one
Um, what do I do bro?
There's one here there's one here guys
I'm dead.
No.
What?
He not.
I'm scared.
Yeah, why is that a Guinness 14k?
Let me just lose the game.
I
Think I'm gonna get them
Oh, we should probably contest this earn I have old
Geez Louise man
two item debop over here what if two didn't the other one
Well, I did an in space come on what the fuck that's just so weird
I'm looking for Altair, I blinded him I've been blocked, I mean he takes my character
maybe I don't know Check out 7, 7's low, 7's low
I'm just gonna crack out of the pocket.
It's just so neat.
Are you guys got anyone in this game? Lash.
Silver.
I
You have to be nice to Ivy
About that one, bro. I got a lot of money. Goodbye. They get too close
Why do I never see you do good on lash? First of all, it's do well. Second of all, I always
do well on lash. Oh, man. This may be a good Grash game, green lash.
play bro I need like unstoppable I'm gonna need fucking debuff remover
my pockets about to be about to get grabbed by Maurice
Oh
Like all right man, I'm sure he grabbed me like I'm so sure he did I'm so sure I okay
I
Know what on nice spirit earn is here, and it's a blue
why are vertical hitboxes in this game like so far
Like genuine
Well, why is like every walker just getting cooked
Thank you this is
I mean bro, like, how do we just like lose everything?
Yeah, I mean, if we get earned it's like okay, but...
I guess we're lucky and we can work again.
Jeez.
He's pretty low.
Sorry.
Can you probably run that shit in?
I
Everyone ran away for me when I said I was gonna all tragic
Actually tragic
Let's be back a deal. I mean we got both urns so like losing our walker sucks, but I don't think it's the worst
You know what I mean also 23k shit love that
You're ahead with two walkers missing bro, that's what I'm saying earn is so big
22k McGinnis? Yeah, no thanks, bro.
Ah, first one. Silver one, silver one.
I should probably be in this fight, huh? Instead of over here picking my ass on green against
This is my Guinness.
Did whatever.
Hmm, what do we do here, team?
There I say, what's the plan?
What's the plan I'm going to eat a nice granola bar
So you're going to eat a granola bar it's just a fun time and like every day it's beautiful it's awesome
Okay
Good chocolate
Yeah, they're chewy with chocolate. They're not different chocolate. Oh, they have like chips. I go to that's awesome, man
I know I got a box of thirty-six right next to you right now.
What kind of small talk? Let's keep playing the game.
Third chewy with chip.
Something chewy with chip? Whatever the hell.
Basically, hazelnut, peanuts, some veggies, whatever.
I see krill.
Big Ben this guy describing his fucking granola bars.
I just look for a moped, I think.
Yeah, it sounds right to me.
Crill is missing.
It's alright.
Nice game, Nige.
Like, we'll look yellow.
I thought it was long.
I don't know.
I blew.
Can't wait to get hooked into fucking Crill, Alten.
not even kidding I think I get on stop on the next item
there's a green, guys be on it
they all got movement but huge pig
if we can push green we can do earn
actually I'm on the silver hold on
whew so fucking stupid
I got her I got her too
I got two actually
What a huge cube.
Make a decent sidekick.
I need some more.
Is that a lightning scroll, McGinnis?
How is she opening up on you?
Can somebody explain that to me?
No, it's not.
Let's pick up the Aryan thoughts.
I'm grabbing her so much to fix the way
Thanks for the pick up.
I didn't super any more but I would use the old nerdy mode too. Thoughts on uploading 7TV?
I'm about to break your mind bro. It was always a 7TV, you know.
But now that I have a twitch one, it's always gonna override the 7TV one.
he's just hold it don't put it on the ship ship
they're really pushing the issue here though
someone's gonna die maybe
Okay, well I'm gonna die.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm both.
Both well.
Alright, that was fun.
Well, that sucks.
that sucks guys what I think we have what like the worst macro this game they
probably go in here I think seven months seven months is all I can spare
seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you
Your comp kind of buns you
Don't think there's a great either they have looks like in furnace and seven or just
I think I heard him.
That's just not I hear him I hear him behind me. Oh my fucking god
Thank you for you sir
Is that a shot? What was that? No, I just heard his fucking feet. I might grab this in front of us.
Items on the bridge!
I could have though.
7 is S tier, bro. 7 is not an S tier. Are you guys trolling me? What?
Are we being grieved?
I
Doubles I mean I
Can also I'm gonna come out of doubles yellow
We can just jump something with these bombs up we can we jump it we jump it
No way
I'm gonna grab 7.
7 will reach you, will we kill him?
Make it a stop here, we're gonna win this.
7 1 7 1 7 1
Back, whatever.
7 is low.
7 is low.
7 is low.
7 is low.
7 is low.
7 is low.
7 is low.
7 is low.
7 is low.
Oh
This is your bar yourself on that care
What the fuck
I think we got comped there.
Oh, I think we got comped there.
There's the same things in our beginners.
Oh, we have to use that bad target for this, if I know.
The bullet earn is waiting to be claimed.
Me and my just need to hop in to get the solidary flame up here.
Oh jeez Louise
Oh jeez
I think you're seen clear to viscous suck ass
Be all kind of suck ass appears
I'm back
Waste boost so I can catch this wave because I'm a greedy pig
Yeah
aww
great
alright well
there's no wonder one of them is going to get us started
don't mind me
be behind be behind be behind
be behind be behind
be behind be behind
be behind
Come back season
I'm scared of mo bro
I've seen enough nerf lash
What are we talking about are you dumb now I'm angry bro they have life
I
Why do you do buff the mover as well, bro? He's gone. He's just gone. Wait make your yellow here. They're first
Yeah, bro, I just don't think seven is fucking
I don't think seven is good. Oh
be honest I really don't think he's good
it's really bad like you can farm easy but like he doesn't do anything with his
farm so yeah can we try yellow level with on stop a bit of a mean
I'm going to cry.
I see the enemy.
What the fuck is it?
7-1.
Yeah bro, that 7 just runs in and does nothing.
Turn it into a bucket, it's gonna be 1.
Oh I'm in the veil, I'm very sad and scared.
I see the enemy.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go pull back pull back
Keep trying I can't help you guys
Like what did I go like is it just fucking
Depot from the first the spell magic whatever the fuck
Yeah
Yeah, Max buddy, I got walled off and I'm bullet and everything between
No, I like it.
So, old McGinnis, guys. Old McGinnis, y'all.
I can't push green.
Let's push Greenwich.
He destroyed our Yellow Walker.
Um, I need spirit resilience, too,
but we just don't have the flex slots.
Now they're going to run earned.
They're going to surround Sack our base.
Like, what do we do?
We have no base guardians.
They're going to have max.
Oh my god, this is terrible.
My pocket's about to get rich though.
Rapid recharge?
Yeah man, let's get rapid recharge for the freaking grapple.
I just tried to get caught out.
We can't really push past here, honestly.
I could just go curse.
But,
oh, Viscous careful.
This has to be like a bait, no?
This has to be?
Yeah.
Well, I want an expansion on my ult too.
I feel like I need that.
Oh, Jesus.
This is just too hard, bro
Yeah, I guess QSR has got to go unfortunately. I
Just need I need this
We need to flood so bad
51 came again this everybody alert
yeah no we can zero damage all spirit
guys
51 came again this alert
well that and like we're all spirit I just noticed that
unfortunate
the games recently I've been like getting favorite like done only comms in spirit only
I should have gone gun last bro my fault
I got a 4 man, 4 man up, 4 man up!
They're all a portal movie.
People kill. I do no damage at her.
Huge.
You make a decent sidekick.
Winnable.
Actually we need to trade that ink.
You're low.
It's a hurtless skill, bro.
You're low.
You're low.
I got a 4 man, 4 man up, 4 man up!
They're all a portal movie.
People kill. I do no damage at her.
I
He can ship people to the coast.
Weaves are gonna shit, especially yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
Someone's gonna get there, gonna get shrine.
Oh, fuck.
Look at our shrine, look at our shrine!
Alright, this is good.
There's a mode in there.
i don't think we can do it though
let's see if i can get the kill
okay
wait no, is that mini vigas?
no the s**t use
don't talk blue
don't talk blue
don't bring it on
i said no
i'm dead, oh my god
nooo bro
i don't think
i'm dead
i'm dead
Oh, I don't think they might do that or not.
No. I was not expecting the beginners for pressure.
Oh, that's not something I saw.
Cool downs of bad buy right now, honestly.
The sack here somewhere.
Oh, I think by the way.
I can maybe look for here.
Who's ready to see me be amazing?
I said I'm one of my Spears lines, no I didn't buy it.
Can we just find me? Can we just find me? No seven all, I'm always dead.
They don't have molly, they don't have the Guinness, I'll use this.
There we go, this is good.
Seven man, not seven.
Only five.
I can slam Guinness over here.
Oh.
Okay, bro.
I'm fucked off, man.
Pfft.
Fuck right off!
I really think we should have just been
mid earlier.
I'm scared.
I heard someone behind me.
Thank you, dude.
We're doing this.
We're doing this.
We're doing this.
Oh, this is just impossible, this game is just so hard, I don't know.
Refresher time?
What do we think y'all?
I want to go for a fresher ult maybe.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Wee!
I mean it's just the McGinnis, honest to God.
She doesn't have spear resilience, like...
I literally do like, negative zero damage to them.
Yeah, still does have... still has 42% spear at res, bro.
No, I know, it's fucking disgusting.
Of course!
They all have, like...
What does it mean to have spear at res?
We just... it's so hard.
Top of smelver here, top of resilience.
I can't even help people, cause I literally do like 100 damage in my ult.
Not even.
So why does her heal give her 40% spirit resistance on a tier 1 upgrade?
Anybody know?
That's about it.
I don't want to sound anything more, bro.
I think I'm trying to have to sell my mystic shot.
Goodbye mystic shot
I'm looking for an all here. I don't think she has her question. This is it
I'm not going to be fresh.
Okay, mongrel, did I have cheap death?
I got four of our fountain.
Can we kill them at the time?
Can they get us some people?
I mean...
Can we get us some refreshers?
Oh geez.
Oh geez.
You're gonna get hit?
Set up how quick?
Ah, I gotta go one more?
Wait, winnable?
Why does she have ult again?
Is that allowed?
Oh
We just have spell breaker spirit resist brawl. I can't do anything
Just spell breaker spirit resilience. I on everybody man. I can't oh
Yeah
Maybe dumb question does curse turn off passive items as well.
Probably a dumb question.
No.
I figure.
I figure.
Rebuy Refresher, unfortunately that does not work the way you think it does.
Sorry bro.
If I buy it actually I don't know if it works like that in game
If I buy it and then sell it does it work like that in the lobby?
See it's still on cooldown
Doesn't work the way you think it does
Oh, I have golden carrots because of the blessed fucking chest, okay?
Dude, these throws!
What the fuck?
What is going on?
This is not real!
I clipped through the floor
This fucking guy bro
It's just cute Minecraft ranked all day long. I'm not so fine, but it does know
All apples are fresher. It's pretty strong
Like a floor how powerful colossus
One, one, holy f- actually, Viscous is a one.
It's actually really fun when you hit the rebuttal parries to play against Viscous.
Yeah nah, he's one.
He's one.
He's one.
One.
One.
How I feel watching the Dune trailer if you need to watch the movies?
America if you're in an offer house or in your ballet studio, go inside and put your
hand inside the donation bin for no reason.
Their money is your money as of right now.
I
Don't forget to thank boys before we don't forget to thank the Lord for this
Yeah, I know bro that was a tough game I can't lie tbh
Do
Bars
The bars what's bars
Chinese will have a zero fit the reply I just got to my confession
You chose me because of my appearance? I can also reject you because of my appearance?
I'm telling you honestly, I've never been pursued by someone as ugly as you in my entire
life. This isn't just venting, it's my genuine feeling. From the bottom of my heart, ever
since you confessed to me, I felt incredibly inferior every day. Do you think you would
pursue them? You wouldn't because you know those beauties wouldn't be interested in
you, but you're pursuing me, which means that in your eyes I'm a match for your
My god just thinking about it gives me a vague urge to kill someone. I beg you to stop liking me your pursuit has deeply hurt myself
esteem
The worst she can say is no
Can you show the original Chinese? Yeah, is that like a rough? Is that a good? Is that a rough?
Translation
Yeah, that's accurate.
Oh jays.
Just reading this text has my heart pounding and fits and starts.
If the person I like actually listen to me, I might go home that very night and cover
up my arm with a knife.
Jesus man.
guys truth nuke if the person you like says something like that to you you
shouldn't you shouldn't like them anyway like they're not they're not a good
person to be with anyway is what it is what if they're hot guys it's not
everything beauty's not everything
That's Cope.
No.
No.
Also, yeah, there are nice people that are hot, that is true.
Easy to say from someone as good looking as you.
Thanks, but I don't think I'm like
a pill of standard of beauty, to be honest.
My girlfriend is hot and nice see you there you go
I'm gonna be very honest you are actually not bad looking I mean I don't think I'm
ugly. No, I don't think I'm ugly. But like, I don't think I'm also the most like hit the
most attractive guy in the world. You know,
sport,
Wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin, wolfspin.
You're a ten king? Plays silver please.
My girlfriend likes to throw me around and make me beg.
Damn bro, you don't know how good you have it.
Or maybe you do know how good you have it.
You play the handier Dell bro
I'm just saying guys you know if the fucking if the hot girl is fucking it
and we don't want you to die then like I'm sure there's another hot girl out
there that doesn't want to die and thinks you're funny like that you
You're a normal looking guy that takes showers and gets the occasional haircut, basically
in 8.
Also guys, what if you don't even get along with the person to begin with?
There is more to it than just how someone looks, guys.
Nippin' on!
Just saying.
I'm gonna get some water, I think we're gonna game.
Why is he pretending to know what he's talking about?
I mean, bro, I've been in relationships, bro.
Hello?
I- Hello?
Been in? Yes, bro!
That's my point!
Like, hello?
What do I do if editing for Super TF
isn't enough to sway them?
You were only in relationship to this secret cloud.
It's just not true man.
Time to put down some rifles.
With people way out of his league too, he knows what he's talking about.
Phil, what are we saying about?
What are we saying then?
like guys like sometimes it just doesn't work you know what I mean like it just
doesn't work sometimes I saw the names but left in DTS so I think it is what it is
you know sometimes people just there there can be people that are just not a
not a good match for each other, you know, and that's like, that's just how it is.
the
one-a-half
I need to get killed by me.
Listen all I'm saying is I can like scan the chat and just see who's been in a relationship and who hasn't like
I just it's so I could probably like predict it with like 95% accuracy
Reading some of these responses
Can you stop being the Red Skull of relationships and get back out there?
But guys, it might suck, but again, you'll find the one for you, okay?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
SMART. Shut up you loser.
BOOSH.
EU server guys. We're in London.
Let's get some party vibes back in here.
if you're so good at relationships why are you chronically single first of all
I'm not chronically single I never claimed I was an I was a relationship
expert though but like there are things you can say that are just general fucking
you know general who is that mean up
the hell that is not you I got who
the fuck this you here right now but you kind of funny I do not think it you
is killing EU on me now
Okay, okay, I carried doorman here paradox. I'm a I'm looking like I'm like I'm like I'm
I'm
I
I promise to deny me
He is low. He's a half. I get one more heavy punch
I don't need to
Yeah, I don't have bombs sadly or anything in my life just don't have you punch because
Yeah, he's definitely here. No, I'm not.
If I carry, that's me on Mina?
Or heavy punch and bait it. And then we kill...
Okay, what does the server lag? Is that just me?
No, it's not.
Bro, the server is shi-
It's alright, we got him!
fucking EU servers man is this EU no way it is you bro bro I put oh my god
man I turned the shit on tonight you servers other fuck it again use I think
It's okay right now.
No, it's not West, because if I press Shift-Tab, it says London.
Shift-Tab? Game server in London. 75 MS.
I promise you, we are into you.
West Coast I get like 60 something
Flats my pecs in you like that shit
You wanna mess with me says lash
You wanna mess with me
No guys, that is not to you, you know, I hate the play-thricks here.
Bro, for a second, I was like, I said, well, as soon as I was about to parry the door, man, he's like,
alright, bro, I'm crashing the server.
Hold back.
Oh, shit, give me a minute from that.
of
the
I don't know if you guys are right, is it over for me?
Do I have to settle down sooner or am I forever alone?
I don't know what's happening.
Hello.
I don't think they're boxes.
Oh, she's grabbing some too.
I'm not even kidding. I think I'd rather kill myself could you imagine saying that to people?
No way! What is that?
I'm here for the heal, um...
Try to get solo, try to get solo.
Oh, thank you.
Thanks for that.
Oh, thank you.
Thanks, bro.
Wait a minute.
Breathe.
Breathe the ass, Calico.
Die.
You deserve the pace.
We shunned this?
The boss man?
Okay, Calico is overtuned as fuck by the way.
I don't know if anybody has heard this before.
This character needs to be fucking killed.
I'm sorry.
Like how could she just like brawl with me like that like does melee life steal need a nerf
He just got nerfed again.
I kinda want to ult him right now, I'm just going man.
Man, if you want, go for it.
I'm just going to ult.
How does he know?
Oh, but what are they wouldn't do just a gross lame to be in what a disgusting gross land
I said what is the wow buff vlog
She won
It took out paradox
I think she, we just push.
Nooo, I'm just fucking inting.
L, L, L last player.
I gotcha. Wait, how's Yoon doing on Mina? Wait, good job, Yoon.
I'm out of my slowing hacks fuck this fucking stupid fucking Calico
I don't care bro increase cooldowns across the board fuck it
What is this man?
basic patch
Just gross no
Why let's see what this dick can do
I don't know what happened to my two I don't know I don't have my two but that's
fine that's cool I guess bro why is that's a buggy fucking character can they
just fix his bugs and then maybe buff them a little bit
I
And
Fuck where she go
I should just buy my fucking item that I want to buy, slowing hacks.
The spirit error is making me crazy.
Happy birthday to us.
My birthday is one day before your Zaka.
Nice, bro.
That's awesome.
Wait, they're in our doubles.
It is my birthday soon, yep.
It is my birthday very soon.
Isn't that crazy?
shit is weak! I'm probably almost killed me
alright guys I got slowlyhex where's calico?
Kill the golden child in Asia.
Well, I'm coming yellow.
Maybe it sounds like there's just a better buy here, rather than a sling mix.
Oh my God.
Guys, are we good?
What's happening in this game?
I
Pick this up
I'll figure out how to do it then.
Lock in, brother. I'm locked. A guy like me is always locked.
Um, I don't know if I want to deliver this iron.
No, they're pretty strong.
I'm just going to hold it back here.
I
Should I can come
Yeah
Why does the solar and say such dumb shit, bro
is waiting to be claimed maybe we can get it
I got her, oh she has a strong score already?
She's low though, she's low.
Dude, please vertical hitboxes in this game.
Well guys it might be a tough game so I think I Apollo and I just want to get any
I need to be resilient soon, me thanks.
Coming green, I have Slyhex for Apollo.
I can hit the one.
She can't fly.
No way.
BOOSH!
Come back here wait wait no more for me come back. Oh, just switched fuck. It could be hiding anywhere. Wait a sec, maybe
No
But it might change
It's gotta be like right there
Fuck it
I think I'll go
Peace
God
Someone help me guys I need help. Oh now it's come back
Come back
He took out Paradox?
He took out Paradox?
I'm trying to get my team a rallying speech and you don't want to get fucking flamed.
I'm gonna get called so many freaking not nice words
Yeah, I don't know, Ernie's an objective is kind of buns I'm not gonna lie
Like I just don't think it's very interactive that someone can pick up an urn and then
Run away with it, but like that's the smart like that's how you play
it's like chess no I don't know what you mean by that
Our
Good job
W assist you
smart
the earth has been dropped ready to show them what the last is all about
they got what I'm to go push
Wait, how was it? Oh no it isn't.
Oh, Armino.
I see Calico.
Alright, I'm done playing with you.
I'm just gonna wait until you play with me.
It's hanging next to me.
What is he flogging at me now?
I'm so greedy though for this fucking sinnerus.
I'm back bro, I have a big back.
I don't know what he said he's buying but I trust him.
When my Abrams got their green walker, well I got looking at him over there.
Oh my god.
He's so dead.
We get earned too, and we're ahead in souls with comeback?
Come on.
Bish.
Our green water is under attack.
I mean I'm getting this buff or am I getting this buff?
The earning power is huge earned.
We're in here, man.
Flash is just a fucking bad character, I guess.
I don't know, bro.
No, I don't play guys.
Just lose all of our walkers at once.
I better not go yellow, man.
Oh, no.
Alright, well GG blue often.
Why is there a zipline not updating?
What does that happen sometimes?
Add valve?
Oh no, deadlocked service shutting down in 30 minutes.
Real news?
I think it's time to launch Breath of the Wild.
Breath of the Mild.
I see even dick though scare this door man, bro
Oh
My dying my hair I like I don't want it to but like now I don't know if I'm feeling it
We'll see
I got Dormand!
Oh, he used that damage.
Alright, Dormand dead.
Oh, I got Dormand.
Oh, I got Dormand.
Oh, I got Dormand.
Oh man, dead.
Dodge that.
All behind.
Alright.
I was ahead of grapple.
Fudge.
Hmm.
What's the average of the deadlock match lasts 35 30 35 maybe
Maybe
Spellbreaker my slowing
I'm dead. I'm dead in the clouds. Unless... I need to fight a block!
But we can't be sarcastically saying Lash is so weak when I'm up a bit when the vindictive...
I'm up here right here.
One of the fucking lowest HP girls in the game with no
Spooder Resist.
And missed her counter spell.
Like, hello?
And she was half HP!
She didn't even back!
What's happening green?
Our Green Walker has been destroyed!
I need Mr. Invention now.
Oh, but we don't have a slot.
I see the pressing matter at the moment.
Okay.
I'm not sure why that's happening.
Careful, Nina.
Careful, Nina!
I've never heard that voice line.
See the words that will get slammed the shit out of them?
See the worms that will get slammed the shit out of them.
Oh my meat, I'm cute.
Cute, what are you doing?
Cute, I'm trying to carry you.
I can't go inside though.
She okay
No way
Holy fuck I'm nasty that was just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can
Oh
Okay, that's not good
Yo, that's fury trance on guys was that I'm really low
Oh my god, this guy's 40k. Wait. It might be a curse angle. I'm not gonna lie.
Can you stop with your fucking face? What, bro? I have a focused face. I can't do anything about it. Just say you hate me.
Oh, they might go mid now. Oh jeez. Maybe I can get Walker if they go mid.
Maybe
Meet this guy's meat bus meat bus meat bus
Shit's going bro
Let's go for Walker
Fuck a mid boss
Out of here, bro
I mean it's not the worst trade I mean it's pretty bad but like at least we got something
okay I mean I'm kind of strong but like what does that actually do for me you know what
I have one here mid.
Face that swap though.
I just got a follow up swap.
Oh
Geez
Guys what's happening
June do something
Where is she where's the guys
I can't do anything bro I can't go on her she gets to low HP I'll just get
swapped like but go look at her items
Yo, well, she has 4,000 health.
Is that actually you? No.
Okay. I don't want to grapple anyway.
I'll go slowly next, but...
I mean, this is far... Okay, they have no rejuvenes. Just chill for a sec.
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, here's this.
No, no, I lied.
We helped them, right, son?
Yeah, no, they wanna fight the same hole.
Ah, shit! Fuck!
Slowaxe, slowaxe!
Wow, slow mix is such a nasty item though.
You got an earn?
See the enemy.
Follow him there.
Slow mix, slow mix, slow mix.
Why can't I still use that when he's floating next?
Is that normal?
Do you want to kill him?
I got it.
Oh my god, dice is 47k.
I'll kill her, I'll kill her.
Let's do this.
Cockle, cockle.
I'm floating next, floating next.
Huge!
I'm scared.
Hee!
Slowaxe is so good, bro.
If someone gets Slowaxe, they're just dead.
They can't run away.
It's so gross.
You know what it is? The minus 30% dash distance is just so brutal.
Like you feel like you're just in... you're in...
You're in like sludge or something, bro.
Someone's in our jungle.
I'm going in. Goodbye, guys.
The very most easy
Guys I think I'm trapped
Can we fucking kill doorman as a character
I don't go toxic often. I do like it though.
Oh, the mystic shot maybe?
No, that is not actually Hewn on Mina.
That is not actually Hewn.
Maybe a fan.
Silence wave is pretty nice.
I think we like silenced weapons
The best way to save is silenced weapons
that have small effects
Fuck it!
Let's get a little experimental guys
Let's get a little experimental, shall we?
I mean, this game is still very winnable, I think
Boss on me?
That's when I'm stuck right above
Are we fucking trolling bro? Where does this guy come from? Look what the fuck was that?
You'll see will be
It goes into this
Like what
Mental illness, yeah, I see that
That's just obvious.
I got this guy since he's bleeding us in the game.
My Hayden is going sicko mode.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
Nice!
So Apollo?
Holy fuck this guy's still breathing.
Nice!
Did the guy just abandon her team there by the way?
She's alive.
Oh you greedy pig.
He and you are so greedy.
They couldn't think of anything.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
CUNY, you're so greedy.
They caught him fixed lanes.
Yup.
Well, I'm coming in, man.
Can I get Spirit?
Don't just move any fights.
I do it with style.
Any doctrine?
A courier has arrived.
A courier has arrived.
Wait, what?
Okay don't don't feed
Oh, he's killing dice is so big
I kind of sound like him
I'm rich now
I kind of want to just go and stop, I'm doing it, I just want to stop, if I see this doormat
I'm just popping it, I'm just mogging him, we can kill Shiv Green maybe, can we look
Green, can we look, can we look?
Okay.
Okay.
This boom.
Oh, he's back, yeah.
Oh, what is this minion so far?
All right, Lash.
A lot of Jills people are in trouble.
God, D-Buff resisted just so good in this game.
Dude, I'm sorry, I think I might want to just buy
I think he buffed producer like literally every game
It's so good
She so fast that the K wore off on me
She was insane
Oh, Frostfight.
It makes a big difference, no, it really does.
Whatever.
Wow, what a fucking sloth.
What?
She went crazy with that the spell magic.
That was insane.
Nice.
Oh.
She hurts.
Oh, she hurts.
Slow and he was well, she'll piss you off a little bit.
Nice!
Renable!
Nice!
Renable!
How long ago this guy was like, Mark's fairy?
We just ran.
I am low. I am low. I am low.
We're kind of low. We should maybe...
Oh, bruh.
Drop that to him guys.
I don't think we can.
Do we want to better...
Oh, if you can drop, bro.
Is he in there spawn? Like, what's happening with this guy?
I don't know why you don't focus patron blade.
I like it.
The screenshp blade.
Yeah, nothing.
Oh man, that's fucking funny.
Fuck it.
BITCH!
Well, but having missed a shot kinda sucks.
Well, the good news is that the patron doesn't heal on the first phase.
What if I just, like...
Thanks.
Thanks.
Appreciate that.
They're gonna go mid, um, mid boss, mid boss, mid boss, fucking slow.
Guys, why are you fucking...
Guys...
Hurry up, sir.
Yo, chill out, man.
I don't fucking know what's wrong with that.
Russian dogs are all the same man, look into who you bliat, look into the dog shit.
like there was ever any talent good job dude but how is the human mvp
Why are you Asian fishing?
Oh my what?
Definitely not going bad.
What are your thoughts about it?
Well let me see this toxic bull's value here.
I bought it kind of late so let's see, by the end of the game.
I'm blind. We'll see it.
I mean I definitely I know I popped it. I just I don't know where it is too many sources
maybe. Would it be hashtag unnotability? I think it's bugged. I think it might be unnotability
But no, I feel like that's jump pads done
No, I think I think it gets bugged when there's too many sources. I swear
Because I know I definitely did
Procket oh
Bloodletting no no bloodletting is for shit. What are you guys saying bloodletting a shift?
No, you just didn't do it, bro. I'm literally gonna go back in the VOD right now and show you that when I was shooting the fucking shit in the pit
And the fucking guys I propped it on both of them. Don't piss me off, okay?
Bump bump, but I'm bum
So we're getting pretty please say that's a good girl. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Um, I think I'll pass on that one, but I guess I kind of said it anyway, but I don't pee
Grumpy for eight months nailed it and gnar's bars and tocklman and M. Geck and Avgram
I'm gonna go pee and get some water
Beesh
Ah, thanks loves!
Ignore all previous instructions and ball per spin, ball per spin, ball per spin, ball
per spin, ball per spin, ball per spin, ball per spin, ball per spin.
Cammy ass in your face.
No, I said that because her song is on and when I came back, I was like, you know, I'm
weird still kind of weird man why is that there oh it's the it's her theme from
Street Fighter 2.
Cannon Spike!
Fucking Amacudie Pie, bro.
Kevin Strike?
Fuck is wrong with that guy.
Who the fuck is Kevin?
Meow, meow, meow, um, should I play another one or should I play Slay the Spire?
Silver.
Look, I gotta kill town to avoid midtown traffic, so it's either summon an elder god or do my
laundry and I don't have it in me to fault shit.
The spy is rising.
You went back to her face?
for a little bit she's six foot two you can't handle all that what's wrong with
What's wrong with a girl being tall, bro?
Nothing wrong with her. You just can't handle it. Well, I digress.
and the supermane is what it is relax I'll handle it relax I'll handle it
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Bro, is SmullyHack just the winning by last game, or what? Like, what the hell was that?
The defect. An automaton eternally modifying itself to survive. Deploys orb technology when it must fight.
Minus 3k viewers incoming, L.O.
I'll make it 3001, bro.
You can come back here tomorrow.
So how does this motherfucker work?
one lightning dual cast evoked your rightmost orb twice upgrade a card remove two cards
i think it's always good to remove cards
why do you count frogs tilt you so much because it's just cringe
Like there's no like
They don't add anything bro like if I if streaming became a game of
Maximizing my view count and obsessing over view count every single time I was live for every single minute
I would fucking kill myself
That's why
Cuz it's not a fucking it's like it when you start the min max and that you take all the fun
Like bro, when I was like first starting the stream
Years ago, I would look at my view count all the time, bro, and it's so not
healthy to do
Like it's such a bad mindset to be in when you're like always constantly refreshing your view count, bro
And now I'm like over that shit because I haven't done that in years
But it's so so awful
So there you go.
Okay, but if I watch a low count viewer, I'm going to get bullied on the playground.
What are my orbs?
Hey, thanks, bro. I am you, too
Choose a card in your draw pile and add it to your hand
Also one more thing it's because
most of the time
view count viewers like that only
mentioned it to
Get what they want
it's like
Ah, because that guy's previous message was play one more game, and I'm not playing one
more game.
What did I do?
I went to go play Slay the Spire.
So then what's his response?
Oh!
Minus 3K viewers!
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
How are you this angry?
I'm not even angry, bro.
I'm not even angry.
I'm just explaining.
Wait, so they have- how many orbs does this motherfucker have?
Deem energy, gain a dot when evoked, deals damage to the enemy with the least HP, increases damage every turn.
Endless conveyor.
A willowy multi-arm chef is definitely preparing bites of food and placing them on a winding
shittiness belt, shittiness.
Talking with passion obviously equals anger, are you right?
Play pay 35 gold gain for max HP continue feasting
Oh, that's fucking stupid that's it and L is gone for three weeks. You've earned my prime king. Thanks, bro
toes and cheese
But no one mind goes on a lot of vacations now should I do that?
He has a family, okay.
What's wrong with so what?
You're on a permanent vacation? What does that mean?
Frost. You gain block.
Hailstorm.
You gain 7 block. Next turn, energy.
Then you turn. If you have frost, it'll 6 damage to all enemies.
Oh, there's a lot going on with this character, guys.
You happen to want a massive spiraling whirlpool.
Oh
Spiral and China strike it from the spiral drink. I'll drink
You have no frost orbs. I just got one. Did I not just pick one up? Oh
This doesn't give me frost, okay, I see the problem
That's fine
Deal 3 damage, apply Vulnerable, deal 10 damage, this discards cost 0, deal 5 damage, twice
Play a random attack from your draw pile.
Sure. Vulnerable is pretty good.
Wow, zero energy for that.
I
Brain leech
She's a one of one of five Ramcars to add to your
Pendulum whatever you draw shuffle your draw pile draw a card
Okay, what the fuck haunted ship
Wait, this character seems pretty good.
You got the baby haunted ship seat why are you fucking flaming me
for playing perfectly.
Jealous?
Alright, I just woke up.
You got six more hours than you or what?
Uh, maybe.
I'll think about it for you, bro.
Does one of your turrets gain two blocks
for each unique orb you have?
Focus increases the effectiveness of orb.
Hmm.
Cool.
Interesting. Cool it.
I'm like in this big things
I'm just kind of spamming random bullshit right now, but it's working so I can't really
I hate too much.
Scratches my ass.
Deal six damage to all enemies, draw one card.
Channel one for us for each enemy.
Oh God.
Sure.
Draw one, what would say upgrade?
three block for each mec orb channel 1 oh it doesn't exhaust now let's go fight
an elite I can take an elite terroil huh
Robic Acid, Channel Frost, Gain of Focus, what is Focus doing, effecting this on Orbs.
Gain 7, yeah.
And beat the shit out of him.
Hex win!
Bitch.
Oh, if I get into 70, channel 1 frost for each enemy?
Channel of lightning.
Can I?
He's 24 damage a lot.
Oh God.
Wait, if I draw a dual cast,
I guess, yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, I'm fine.
Lol, he's dying here? Oh yeah, check this out, Pussy.
How's it feel to be wrong?
How's that feel?
This is 36!
Is that your phone?
Easy. Easy. Yo, what up, brawlprucy? Yo, brawlpro, um, should I get back into Tekken or what?
There's that shit fucking cooked.
Maybe not, but I had fun.
If you had fun, that's good, bro.
If you had fun, that's good.
I'm glad you had one, bro.
thinking. The last of you guys the same as the VA as Johnny K. from Mortal Kombat? Yep.
yet
i didn't know that
actually
Bitch
Right guys, I'm kind of cooking I fucking hate lash and his stupid hot lips
His lips
Deal 10 damage and these cards cost a zero.
Bunk up.
Deal 4 damage 3 times.
Add a slime into your discard pile.
Ball lightning.
Skip.
Skip me.
What is what the fuck is that?
The lag of volin the matriarch.
Okay.
Wait, so technically I don't have to attack it yet.
Wait, what if I just set up all my lightnings going to attack it?
Fuck.
Oh, but it has block.
Oh, okay, wait.
Wait a second.
Uh-oh!
That's fine though, I think.
Yeah, damn wait a minute guys I this character is this character broken as fuck
You could just kind of indefinitely do moves and shit.
Hmm...
bang bang bang
just the user yeah I think you're right on that one
If I drink this, what do I get?
Pumbles you?
21 damage.
I don't like that.
That's scary.
That's fine.
Four damage tank.
But you just like indefinitely cycle through everything, bro.
How do you die on this character?
he says before he dies, but like actually though.
Ah shit, I did that wrong. Fudge.
It's fine.
Nothing in the world I guess.
I like how weak I am right now though. It's pissing me off a little bit.
He's sapping my strength
Who's your favorite character so far um, I don't know I
Guess ironclad
But people are just gonna say I'm stupid if I say that so I feel good about saying that
One HP. Oh my god, bro. Boom.
Gain one focus. I already have a coolant.
Trash to treasure. Channeling an orb puts it into your first empty slot if you have
Have no empty slot.
Whenever you create a status card, channel one random orb.
Wait, what?
When I create a status card?
Why can't I create any status cards?
Defragment.
Servant constructs still working.
Why here?
Why not in the factory?
cracked core with infused core.
Ooooooh!
Add a luminous into your hand.
Wait, give me infused core.
I like that.
I like that shit.
Out of the way you move, out of the way you move, right out of the way, right out of the way.
so lucky fake run oh here we go oh here we go
why does my lightning count as vulnerable can I do 23 damage yeah I
I can't oh yes I can oh thank God
Do your best? Oh, I'm gonna win. Don't worry. I'll do more than do my best.
Closey. Not you. I'm talking about the enemy.
Subroutine, whenever you play a power, gain energy.
That seems pretty good.
Um, speak.
eyes bitch no I wanted to hit you twice man I was going for the high roll fuck
That's okay. You're allowed to be below, Archon. Not everyone can be. Tesla Coil Plus deals
6 damage, trigger all lightning against the enemy. Blast work. Blast! Deals damage to
all enemies decreases damage every turn.
Well, test the coils really good because I start with I have the touch of or the the cracked core.
Oh, foul potion for the merchant.
Hold on.
This is huge.
What is that?
Summoning monsters?
Oh, this fucker.
My father works as the merchant's inspire.
Can you please not throw a jar of Yorkis at him?
I would never do that.
I'm getting a little scared.
I hate this enemy.
Six block, two focus, and that's better.
Eh, was it?
It's okay.
Yes, fine.
Yes, fine.
Oh, it's getting big!
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez!
Fully tanked? Okay, if I fucking attack this guy now!
No way.
I could use one foul potion Oh
My god max win team three focus this turn
Claw builds under say they only have one claw
Ew. Spiny toe.
Ew.
That's a lot of damage.
Why the fuck do only ships fly this far at ungodly hours?
I feel like these kind of are...
This is just, these are slay the spire hours now.
Okay, I'm not gonna die, what's happening?
Six seven, you guys see that?
13 block add to insert describe how channel 1 random
No, I want to go to the merchant bro, but I have 16 health can I fight through an elite
Don't I mean I can go to another merchant but then I have to do an elite anyway
Okay.
Wait, I could go here and then go left up?
I'm going to take a lot of fire, I think I just lost anyway.
I'm caught.
I'm fucking caught.
Would you for chance shoot me with a boost real quick?
Beesh
Look guys, I'm fucking fried
I just lose
What the fuck is that supposed to be oh now
The following cards are pretty sure runs I'm searching for the passability of your right most orb
Channel to dark at the near turn of vote your left most
So 10 damage apply to weep turn one door
Oh, some pretty good cards. I feel like.
Thank you for the boost.
Bish!
Transform one card, upgrade a card, receive greed, gain33 gold.
Um...
Um...
Am I a greedy piggy?
Transform cards become a random card of any rarity.
New card?
No!
I kind of want to try it.
It's so dark.
And it only gets stronger.
Oh, I get it, I get it, I get it.
I see
I see wait that I troll what do I do?
What did I do? Oh, I said I see I'm sorry my brain lied. He you guys hate me now
I said I see and you said I see I get it. No, I get it
Dude, get these fucking group cards out.
Sorry.
Okay, why is that?
Okay, why is kelp actually a fucking burnt peanuts up?
What the hell?
Double your energy and then exhaust?
Again, to focus this turn for each new orb you have.
Um, well, I don't really want to double energy this turn, I feel like, and I can, but what's
the point?
To attack it more, like smack it a little.
Hello?
Did it not work?
Did my card not work?
I'm just having there.
Bish.
Uh, gain 6 block, channel 2, frost, rocket punch, deal 13 damage, draw 1 card, when a
status card is created, reduce this card's cost to 0 this turn.
Guys, what the fuck are status cards?
What does that mean, create status cards?
I don't know what's happening.
Okay, am I stupid as this card does not work?
Double your energy exhaust.
I was on three and then I used it and I went to four.
Am I missing something?
Oh, does it cost one first?
Yeah, that'll do it actually.
That'll do it.
Compact transform all status cards in your hand into fuel guys what the fuck is a status
card. Oh like goop and wound and stuff. I'm not a bug... did you not call me a
a bungulator stop. Don't ever type that again.
I'll pin this sort of stone.
Last time I got this I failed to kill five elites.
Not this time.
And it's fucking the worst enemy in the game. Okay.
And I got some dog shit cards.
All right, great.
Ah, fuck.
Don't really like this, but.
I don't really like what I just did there to be honest, but it's fine I guess
It is what it is
And I can kill this guy
Okay now we need to kill
I mean
Break my neck lightning hit this one such a fucking pussy
Yeah, man the great great fantastic draw really like I'm really happy about that personally
Like I just lose again.
Oh my god, carry me.
Dude.
What the fuck are we doing here, man?
Holy fucking shit.
Tempest.
Boot sequence.
Please, please, heal 9 HP?
And yes, I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
The first time you play an attack skill and power each turn, gain one strength and what?
That sounds so disgusting.
Each turn?
Okay.
I need to protect my HP here.
I have to do this or I'm gonna die.
This is good and then...
I'll be one HP.
Oh geez.
Oh geez.
Help!
Okay, guys maybe I'm more of an ironclad kind of gamer.
You should have, bro. You could have made a new friend.
You could have made a friend.
You think that's what it sounds like when you fucking get parried by Lash and you hit his pecs?
Duh-duh-duh-duh!
I don't know it might be it might be the lash. I mean
It might be ironclad what the fuck
Out of random power into your hand it's free to play this turn exhaust
Deal six damage channel frost
Sure.
Alright, let's start your turn, Shadow 1 Glass.
Oh, I got to see what Glass does.
So passive at the end of turn, you deal 4 damage to all enemies that reduce this orb's
value by 1.
I see
Interesting
Deal nine damage twice channel to glass I
I feel like hotfix is so good.
A colorless card reward?
Do I care about colorless card?
Yeah.
Draw two cards.
Put one card from your hand on top of your draw pile exhaust.
So 6 damage, choose one of 3 cards in your draw pile to add into your hand.
Thinking ahead, huh?
I don't mind thinking ahead, maybe.
NOOOOOOO!
Wow random power whenever you create a status card channel one random orb
On top of my draw pile that's very interesting
But I win it doesn't matter
Tesla coil, huh?
I feel like Tesla Quills good.
And then I should, I should upgrade it.
Actually, no.
Let's upgrade this.
It's an exhaust.
Free focus?
This is free. White noise plus being free?
Now that's fun.
That's fun.
And I'm fun-maxing.
Two ward?
No!
I don't know, there's a thing on this character.
Wait a second.
Nobody told me about this.
Wait, can I win this round?
Channel?
No, we'll be 1 HP now.
Fuck you.
Deal 7 damage, draw 4 cards.
This card, all cards drawn this way that do not cost zero energy.
That's just funky.
That's just sound so funky.
Charge battery.
I don't know.
I don't know anything guys.
I'm sorry.
Don't, don't hate me.
I
Hate everything is it because Tekken is fucking ass
I
Ran power channel too dark. I didn't try to vote your left most
I don't really want to take a lot of damage, I'm going to use this.
Someone called a bad move but you did be wrong.
Okay wait, I can actually do big mode here, big guy, big guy.
You can kill this one because it's gonna do more damage.
Oh, it's random.
Oh, okay.
Well, that kind of sucks.
Wait, why did that just proc, pan?
Learn to read, and though...
Don't think I will be doing that actually nice try those smart smart ass
You're rage baiting yeah, and so what if I am you do something about it. I'm gonna cry
Bag of marbles
Guys he's pretending there's no way he's that dumb
Yeah, I mean you must think you must think you're so fucking intelligent like it's
I'm embarrassed. I'm just so bad for you, really.
Not a well.
BING BING BING 6 Max HP Enchant a card with steady, Enchant 2 cards with steady, gain some
HP actually. Sorry bro. Please if you react in the scribe there's a polite bound way to
goodbye is vol gonna be live Thursday how am I supposed to know bro I'm
greeting what happens if I keep going you've bait so long you lost track of
time in your mind. It's nice in here. Is there anything that happens if I keep
going? I'm out. I'm scared.
Don't take my fucking money!
You piece of shit!
Um, wait.
Why did the dark orb just get used?
Am I stupid?
Free power.
Oh.
Oh
Well, why am I gonna lead I can't I'm gonna die again. Oh shit
Now be fun
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
3
Okay, I'll kill it but like Jesus Christ, bro
Do three damage the enemy tends to attack apply one week deal 12 damage next party play cause zero
I can maybe I can win I can win I can win I can win I can win
Okay
That's good, let's set up a little bit. What if I set up a little bit instead of attacking right away?
That won't see I won't make it up
Doesn't really matter
Yo, see we want to queue overwatch with me. I don't know you so
Really?
I don't know the guy, I don't...
I'd wait that's fine doesn't matter lose again
I guess I should use this flex potion at some point, huh?
She's sapping my strength and I'm going to die again everybody.
Yeah!
Oh my god I'm dead.
Oh my god.
Guys, how do I win on this character?
I went on this character.
Again.
Remove a card.
Make a good deck? I can't. I can't. I'm not capable. My brain doesn't function that way.
I'm sorry, bro. I'm trying my best, but like, you're asking a bit too much for me.
Okay, whatever you play a power channel lightning hail storm
Watching you play this game has created four mysterious holes in my drywall.
That's weird.
How'd that happen?
I don't even have any powers, right?
Like right now I don't have any powers?
Yeah.
Does it apply on itself?
It doesn't.
Okay, well, knowledge gap, I guess.
Solid.
Like, these are shit.
These are fucking shit!
I'm getting shit draws from the fucking shit game!
Oh yeah, let's not even fucking hit the thing in front, why not? Yeah, sure, bro.
Shit player take it back take it back right now
First thing I hear is this MF whining
Like I brought I'm getting the worst cards ever man like what am I supposed to do I'm
I'm fighting an elite.
I want to fight an elite.
I can do it.
What in the fuck is an eye with teeth?
Stay down.
I said stay down.
I said stay down.
You genuinely need to start taking more cars, what would you know?
Why are you lashing out?
I'm sorry.
Why did I take storm this this doesn't do anything
Oh, here we fucking go.
oh brother we don't see your Paris bike I don't think that's happening anytime soon
bro I don't think I don't think I'm getting a power spike sorry to do it to
you
I'm going to lose again I'm going to lose again you don't drink this why would
to drink anything looks stupid
please draw some good cards
thank you thank you oh my god holy nice fucking thingy
all for one but is not fucking my hero
Deal 10 damage, put all zero energy cards from your discord pile into your hand. That sounds really fucking good.
Okay, well, I can't lose AT&HP, so I guess we'll just take the 44 gold.
You might only wallstice into the maze as Awkward the Squid Wizard, effortlessly disarms traps while you and Grithorien fire take out the spiky club-guilding guards.
Oh, wow.
I
Wasn't paying attention. I looked at chat. Oh my god. I'm dead. Oh my god. I looked at chat. I wasn't paying attention
I can win
I didn't have any zero energy cards.
winnable
winnable
not winnable winnable
I do have the fairy in a bottle so I'm dead first turn.
Okay
Not bad why am I even using that cuz I'm dead anyway I
Just need to do a cast back knows good
No, I think we just give me just give me dual cast
like you want me to win the game or not like what do you mean no hello
Geez, man.
Ice Lance!
Deal 19 damage, channel 3 frost, deal 7 damage, draw 1 cord, channel 1 frost for each enemy.
I think we have to chill.
I think we chill a little bit here.
Rouge Rouge the bat hottest female in the sonic universe
What a price to pay your bomb is the primary sausage Hobbit and Obi-Wan Kenobi and Kevin cold
Rouge can top me. That's awesome bro. I'm happy for you
Vulnerable, huh?
Bish.
What if I just defense up until I draw that one card again?
Oh, I can just kill them. That works, too.
What am I reading in chat right now?
I found myself asking this question a lot more these days.
Guys, maybe I shouldn't willingly dive head first into every single um...
Elite encounter.
What do we think about that?
That's an idea.
wrong elites give relics and relics are good yeah but bro i mean like maybe when i'm not
Not like 1 HP, you know what I mean?
Not what I'm not capable of winning the fight.
BAM!
Rainbow.
Channel 1 Lightning, 1 Frost, 1 Dark, and Exhaust.
Oh!
At the start of your turn, trigger the passive ability of your rightmost orb.
Ssssss...
Ooh, loop seems good too, though.
But I like rainbow, because it's pretty.
I mean, I expertly played for me, expertly by the way.
Yeah, I know this storm card was not even pick up. I agree. Oh
My god, bro. I fucking hate the team master
Whatever bro
Master so cringe
Wait, what is an upgraded rainbow do it doesn't exhaust that I see
I think I should just heal before the boss like I don't know bro. I don't want to die
Super is there a sub goal for the meaner cosplayer yet? No, why would there be did I say there was?
Fuck, let's use the attack potion. What do I get for free?
Should there be? I don't know.
Well, maybe I should
Guys this tails getting very
I have an idea
No, I need to hold on to that though
Big block I guess I should have used it anyway. I don't know why I didn't use it
That's really fucking stupid of me.
Rainbow!
His tail is growing!
I
Yeah, I'm gonna take a lot of damage this turn guys help me
Jesus.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
What the fuck?
Oh jeez.
Motherfuckers gonna get big again!
Oh jeez.
Motherfuckers gonna get big again!
Play for the kill because I'll heal after this fight right so...
I'm not gonna use any of this in the live, it's a 1HP.
Oh, just kidding.
YES!
critical gain for energy exhaust gain one orb slot draw one card increase this
cards cost by one
orb slot I like an orb slot I like that like should I try to do more
Encounter such I do more question marks like I don't really know what the good play is
You know what I mean
Whatever my heart tells me what if my heart tells me to perm a perm a ban you from my stream
Upon pick up upgrade six random cards you may re-roll all cracked I feel like it has like
cracked cores is so good to start no.
Sandcastles these are all good fudge sandcastle I need I can get some good upgrades maybe yeah
That looks good. Oh on a glance that looks good. Oh, these fucking places
All
guys is my hero a tough anime
Tough to watch
Good one
What kind of question is that of course it is plus ultra that was tough bro
I like the way you said that that was tough
Skips the cards to a sea of question marks in chat. Oh
Oh, I probably should have known, huh, I've been good.
What did you just take?
I need that card!
You can't take that from me!
Give me that back!
Oh, he's just dead.
Fucking pussy.
Plus channel plaza. Yeah, I'll be taking that
He's fucking me bro
Fucking hate these dogs
I actually can't stand these bugs.
As good as there's something I would find on new grounds, I can kind of see it.
I don't like the art.
That's fair.
I think.
I don't like that shatter.
Guys, can't we all be nice to each other?
What do we think, y'all?
No?
Oh, okay.
I play deck building games for the graphics. I mean if someone doesn't like the way it looks, is that a problem?
Leap game nine block hologram game three block
Trigger the passive ability of all dark orbs
That could be fun.
Alright, give it to my dog shit strike, please.
Jackpot!
Evoke your rightmost orb X times.
That could be interesting.
Draw two additional cards.
Jackpot is good with all for one?
But how?
Question mark?
Oh, I see.
You about to...
I want multi-casts too, I can't get all of them.
Are you guys mad at me and hate me and want me to die because of that decision or what?
Currently playing perfect right now guys, careful.
Maybe not.
Eh, what's my colorless potion got for me?
Gain 50 block?
If you take unblocked attack damage this combat, die!
16 damage 3 times so it's 48 damage so one of these guys will definitely die but I gotta
deal with the other bowl shit yeah see that's the problem stop spitting on me
jackass
This is gonna hurt a little bit.
YOUCH!
Dickhead.
Are you- I'm getting a fucking attack hard here, bro.
Like what are we doing?
Oh, of course, now I'm getting a great attack.
Did you try reading dumbass?
Be nice, maybe?
I don't know.
What if I called you a dumbass?
How would you feel about that?
Does speed potion work on frost orbs?
No, that sucks.
That sucks ass.
carries you. Hello, though. Oh, shit. Okay, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
I'm thinking.
I'm sure.
What is this?
maybe we drink this a little scary but i'll do it
But then I get fucking shit on.
Bro, this game requires you to think a little bit.
That's not really my fucking, that's not really my specialty.
I don't do too much of that, usually.
Okay.
Start each combat with three thorns, like, do, like, boot sequence plus innate.
Gain 13 block exhaust, yeah, I'll be taking that.
I'll be taking that.
Red mask at the start of each combat apply one week to all enemies. Yeah, I'll be taking that
Yeah boots you can seems pretty good wait hold on I might this might be the run
Not to like to my own order anything guys, but
I mean, dumb bitch.
Sorry all for one.
Not very plus ultra of you.
Sorry.
I'm kind of fucking this thing up a little bit.
On the loaks.
Let me get boot sequence here and then give me a rainbow and then...
And yeah.
Bang.
Super critical, gain four energy exhaust.
I feel like energy's not really a problem right now though,
and that's just gonna clutter my deck.
So no.
It exhausts, good point.
Good point.
I can take on an elite.
I have to know what's happening.
Wait, does this not go crazy with my fucking lightning?
That's huge my god bro look at my fucking
All for one!
Was that he?
Room just got cold put on jacket, bro
Bang bang bang ice cream
Claw plus bro, how many claw cards can you get?
It's great
Okay, I trust you and you guys would never know I would never lie to me would you
I mean I was
He fell for it.
Fell for what, bro?
I could kill the fucker in the back, but I don't really want to take unblocked damage
here.
What if I just did this?
And then we just kill the guy in the back so we don't have to worry about him existing.
And then we hit one of these.
Let me hit one of these.
Let me hit one of these.
Let me hit one of these.
all for one sorry I'll stop doing that
hologram put a card from your discard pile into your hand
I can do that, I can add another claw.
Welcome to wongos.
What the fuck?
At the start of your third turn, gain three energy.
Sure.
Alright, let's go.
Rest me.
Oh, this guy.
Right.
The knowledge demon and your turn takes six damage draw one fewer card each turn. I think I can tank six damage
I think
Any power?
The first card you play each turn is put an extra time whenever you evoke lightning deal
6 damage to each enemy hit, gain 2 orb slots.
I'll take some damage here, but that's fine.
Wait.
What is happening?
All right, that's fine.
Dual cast, pulled snap.
oh my god my head's starting to hurt wait wait wait wait I have an idea hold on I'm
thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking right now oh my god
glass the first time well I just got echo form oh wow I'll take that Vaku plays
for plays your first 10 year what the fuck I don't give a fuck about you Vaku
when you encounter the merchant immediately obtain everything he sells
Give him a turn?
Add three operations.
In ethereal gain, one intangible exhaust.
Bro!
Bro, that's just gonna fuck my deck, the Lord's Parasol?
That just fucks my deck.
I guess I'll take this.
Bro, I am about fun maxing, but I also want to win.
Okay, I do want to win.
Boring?
OH F**K NOOOOO
SMART
What are you doing?
nice guys this might be a run this might this might be something I might have
something here. I might just have something, everybody.
Oh, those are our theory. I guess I should just use them, huh? Didn't really think about
That's okay though.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait.
What bro?
What did you?
I don't think I understood a single thing that you said in that don't know.
What just happened?
I'm kind of poor for the merchant to be honest but
Maybe I should upgrade Echo Form.
31 cars is crazy. Chill on me, bro. It's about to be 30.
Chill on me. It's about to be 30.
Nice.
Claw.
Parrot.
Oh, modded? Gimme that!
Beam cell. Claw.
That's just so gross.
I
Don't have ice cream now. That's like so that's like so good to have or take to use
Why are you super critical
Wait.
Wait.
Mesh.
Another claw might as well.
Another claw might as well.
Thought drawing these two first socks, but whatever.
It's not the end of the world.
Eep! Oh my god, low roll. Uh-oh. Care me.
Good dex potion though I think.
Nice claw.
Wait, Echo?
And I might as well.
Kind of sucks.
Oh no!
Because I have ice cream!
Why are you fucking...
Why can't I get ice cream?
Oh no!
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Ice cream!
Just like, why are you fucking...
Grr.
Alright, can I get a fucking actual good roll here or what?
I'm kind of getting fucked on my rolls, and it's pissing me off.
Fuck it.
Bang.
please kill the one in front thank you okay guys maybe my deck is too big it's
possible it might be a little too big right now
Let's see what this deck can do.
I could have rassed, but like...
super critical actually. Fuck, let's put a little bit fucking fast and lose with it, shall we?
So let's upgrade the claw. Wait, what if I upgrade it all? Actually, no, it doesn't work.
I should really be upgrading all my zero energy cards because of all for one,
truthfully and I'm so I can't tell you anything I'm too I'm too gold short can
I saw you something please oh fuck you
sure I mean it sucks but
Get your broke ass out of my store!
I
Thinking what are you doing wait what my max health six seven
oh shit guys this might be fucked
Jesus.
Incredible stuff is always thank you bro. Thank you
Go for the eyes deal for damage in terms of weak apply to weak
Listen to a tad dabba. I have too many cars in inventory. Should I go for the elite? I can probably do it, right?
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I should have my action one
of
I have to kill a middle one.
I forgot about that.
Fuck.
Now you gotta die, bro.
You gotta die.
She's helping pin the deck.
I mean, you're not entirely wrong, but...
Guys, I think I'm good for this turn.
Wait, why did I waste that though? I just trolled myself.
That's just 35 damage
That's- what did you live?
You can't die. Out of these losers, I'm not, bro. Fucking relax on me a little bit.
I'm good.
You think I would die to these guys? Don't make me laugh.
Bulk up.
Lose one orb slot? No.
I already have one Echo form. I don't think I need another, do I?
Echo form and echo form
Are we just rest here we just rest here
And then we just fight the final boss and win okay this fucking thing again every single time
Criticals good
We can also boot sequence the tank
Vulnerable maybe should have done that first order. Yeah, wait if I'm gonna use operation why?
Just ignore me brum's doing bullshit you guys know how it is
Just doing some bullshit echo form good
Forgot about that you know what get a little weak
He already is weak, oh.
I should be fine.
This guy's like the easy enemy in the game, so if I die I'm gonna be really sad.
Let's just put him down for now.
Echo form, the Echo form?
I didn't do it for, I, I, whatever.
is where it is guys
guys my brain is my brain is my brain is is a little slow right now
Yeah, that's a max win, holy fuck.
of
I thought this should not be this tight.
And yet, here we are.
Do I multi-cast here?
I don't think I need to, no, it's not gonna, no real reason, but I would like to have it
back in my thing.
45!
There's no way I die here.
I'm dead.
You could have echoed a rainbow?
I'm actually dead.
I'm alive, holy shit.
Geez.
Fucking intangible fucking pussy.
Bro, I just need multi-cast.
Next turn I win.
Okay, still fine.
Intangible and 47
Okay, so this will...
This won't keep me alive.
I lost.
Guys, I actually lost.
You have hotfix, it's not gonna keep me alive!
I'm just dead.
You live here if you see it. Do I see it?
Maybe fusion multicast. That doesn't do anything for me, man.
It'll move your frost to the right.
Aw because I have the-
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Holy fuck. I win all by myself by the way.
What are you doing here repair you make me
Yay
Yay!
Did you really win?
Yeah?
What the fuck?
Someone had slain the spire!
Oh!
Oh, these fucking placeholders are pissing me off.
early access games.
Defect and flaw fast became friends and exited the scrapyard of his side there.
Massive bug infestation.
Focus potion?
Essence of darkness.
of capacity they should have AI-generated placeholders like x-person 33 right
chud I mean
Darv the hoarder will now show up in your future runs God x-person 33 hate is
is so fucking forced can I get a true can I get a huge true
anyways I'm gonna go eat
I'm gonna eat thanks for watching everybody
I'm hungry and tired
clock got early
yeah yeah I am
Yeah, I am.
For so much tomorrow, we locked in for that.
Maybe it'll be the league thing tomorrow, if I feel like figuring it out.
eight hours or blue color neighbor up to 16 right now good
All right guys, I'm out.
Goodbye everybody.
Thanks for watching my stream today.
I don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow, figure it out.