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very handsome man is here and he is ready to be positive and happy today!!!
03-19-2026 · 7h 24m
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Oh
Fuck
Yo!
Yo, what up everyone?
Oh, I'm not playing League of Legends.
I didn't set up the TTS.
I didn't set it up.
you said so I said I might but you know you know
No, well, I'm not hoping everyone forgets.
I'm gonna do it.
Just- You know?
Why did it have to be today other than the fact that I said I might do it today?
Still about four months on the Ludwig Death Clock?
True.
Oh.
Oh.
Um.
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
That sucks.
Sorry Super for my poor LinkedIn speeches, it's not my first language but please excuse
my unconventional networking approach, but I hope my message resonates with you.
I simply wanted to express my profound dissatisfaction with your performance.
Oh yeah?
Frankly, you are failing to meet expectations and can't find your way to your business
elsewhere.
How about that?
I
But but but but but but but but but
Let me should have given you a deadline
Guys, I'll do it. Just chill. Just not today man. I didn't set it up
All right
Just chill.
It takes five minutes to set up, yeah I know, but I didn't feel like it.
My tummy hurts, oh no.
Wait, you know what I actually have?
It sounds like some pseudo-science fake bullshit, but you know what I have?
I have a really bad tummy ache.
Aw, thanks, Flaps.
Is this...
This IB guard peppermint oil?
Bro, I swear this helps.
If you have a really bad stomach ache?
What drug is it? No, it's not a drug. It's peppermint oil.
Maybe it's just fake and overpriced bullshit, but I swear I've used it and it definitely has assisted me.
Fell for snake oil? Bro, it's not fucking snake oil. Fuck off, man.
All right.
You shall thank me one day, go to Costco and pick up a 400 count Kirkland signature
There's Silium Fiber Capsule Pack.
Should I do that?
I'm looking online and they sell 360 capsules.
I don't see no 400.
Yo, Booper, they said Prime subcord, they said 2LTL, they said about a 59 month prime
and Repu?
Wait, Repu STF?
Your name's like super TF backwards but then the TF is still at the end.
Interesting.
Meme's saying they said 51 prime, South says 81 prime sub.
Thanks, William!
Last night my crush liked my story and today she asked me you're still invited to our wedding
Asked you what bro? You got so excited. You didn't tell me what she asked you
Oh God Red Bull is so good
I think I speak for everyone when I say we expect a new cosplay by the end of the month.
That's not gonna happen bro, I'm sorry.
That's just not gonna happen.
Are you sponsored by Red Bull?
No, but I should be.
That'd be awesome.
Do-do-do-do.
No, today is not the league's day.
do do do do do do do do do do do.
SPAWNET?
Argotai.
No today is not the league stream.
No it's not.
And I didn't even sleep well last night bro,
like it's just all sorts of fuck.
So I'm all fucked up today.
Honestly I should have taken the day off,
but you know I'm a hard working man,
so it's what it is.
And there's Dazzle God.
So are we getting like team fight tactics or something as an apology or what no
No
Bro said team fight tactics gosh, I tap into the spider-man trailer or what?
Will you be playing this new PlayStation game since it was uploaded by PlayStation Wow almost as if on fucking Q
Wait, why isn't that the upload of my PlayStation?
I'm gonna get because it's a Sony film and PlayStation is owned by Sony, but like...
I can't believe I first hit it in my head!
MJ, come on, pretend like you're not the happiest you've ever been in your entire life!
I can't.
I do it!
He's broke and miserable?
Hi, my name is Peter Parker.
You don't remember me, but we used to know each other.
Something bad was gonna happen and the only way to stop it was to make everyone forget
about me.
He actually sounds like a fucking sane person
Actual fucking stalker bro, because I'm not just Peter Parker. I'm spider-man
The hell, Frank? You just hit me with a band!
Put your weapon away.
Set yourself...
Motherf-
Go home!
Sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing, even if it breaks Peter Parker's heart.
What is happening to me?
What's going on?
Excuse me Dr. Banner, I need your help.
Sorry.
The DNA is mutating, it would be enormously dangerous.
Spiders have three life cycles.
When between cycles of spider-man, it can make the spider vulnerable to threats.
We are faced with a danger that we can't control.
Well, we can't even see.
Stay out of my way.
You're losing a kid and for those spiders they got nacho in this
You're losing a kid and for those spiders who make it through why does she not give a fuck
Rebirth
I get it.
Friendly neighbor.
I get it.
I get it.
No, I actually get it.
Black cat should be in this.
I don't think she is gonna be in it, bro.
Maybe, who knows, but.
Nerds in chat, who are the red suit guys?
Yeah, I don't know who the fuck these guys are.
Spider-Man Vault TV.
I have no clue.
The hand.
The hand.
They were in Daredevil, didn't watch it.
I didn't watch it.
I watched season 1, watched like I think 3 episodes of season 2 until the Punisher got
introduced and then I stopped watching.
Dude that's when it gets so good!
I know bro, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
Did he just drop something?
Yeah, it's parts of my sperm.
I can like put it together, though, kinda.
I saw this since nearly spat out my drink.
I can like hold it together briefly.
like kind of like those together but I just I broke it because I fucking play
with it too much now I just have a broken sperm
smart the scenes where he's on the tank and slams into the bus was filmed in
Scotland I literally watched what the hell that's not New York
Hi, Super. Are you ever gonna play Delta Rune? Or do you hate us? No, I don't hate you
I mean, I didn't want to play it, but then I eventually kind of lost
looking at
Haven't been able to do it. How have you been liking say the spy too?
So this might do I think it's pretty fun getting a blender stream. I
Think it's pretty fun
a blender stream blender beginner can you put time with the hell I just did
why is it spinning bro I don't I don't care about do I mean I'll watch the
trailer if you really want me to but I haven't seen dude so this is gonna do
Nothing for me.
Wait a minute.
Why is MJ in this movie?
Lisa and All-Gaib? Okay, I'm gonna piss a lot of the law.
You know what people who spam Lisa and All-Gaib remind me of?
Do you guys remember when fucking Mandalorian came out
and like all the nerds would be saying,
this is the way to fucking everything?
And it just like, you just got like a certain vibe
from like, that's exactly what people who say
Lisa and All-Gaib all that just,
I'm sorry, bro, I'm basically comparing you
to fucking Star Wars fans.
Like I hate to break it to you.
I forget if it was the first dude or the second dude, but wasn't like Zendaya only
for like 10 minutes or something like that but she was in like so much marketing the first one
you
you
you
you
you
You sound really lonely right now. Are you okay? Not gonna lie, I only read that message
because I thought you said you sound really nasally. And then I read it and now I wish
I didn't. I'm not lonely. Like I thought you were checking up on my well-being. But instead
Oh, thanks, love!
Will we be going back to basics today?
Save me.
Gosh, him straight-but-man netteens stepping it up.
What the hell?
Oh, thanks, love!
Same guy who fucking states-
Adam Warlock, living tribunal skin?
...and a slime BTW.
Oh
This reminds me of what's his name from Street Fighter the guy that's like basically God
What's his fucking name?
Gil yeah, yeah, yeah, run to your Gil
I don't know why Tim64 says Tim64 what's wrong with this guy
for the haters this is peak there's no point standing around we'll only be
showered by more do we want to do we want to listen to the my soldiers rage
hardstyle be honest he lowkey giving gold dango what is gold dango it might be
fuck up promote oh it's a Pokemon what okay what the fuck is this bro the 1000th
Pokemon that's kind of cool unironically in the dune universe basically more
characters are Jason Lamar than they are anyone else.
I don't even know what that means though, anime.
What does that actually mean?
I sent that minutes ago?
Yeah, why did it just come through?
Wait, are my alerts backed up?
Wait, they definitely are.
I'm just not noticing.
Anyway, what's up with my alerts today?
They're like, fucked.
They've been delayed?
Yeah.
Cause I just put them on your fucking thing and I realized that you sent me a fucking
Spotify link and I hover over it and it's Mr. Lonely again, so.
You know.
Uh, maybe I refresh.
Sometimes, I don't know, sometimes it does this, it like, I don't know what caused
this.
Um, the alerts just get like backed up and then they'll fix themselves eventually.
I could like refresh the page maybe.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Okay.
Should maybe hopefully be fine soon?
I don't know.
Do you say you're playing leave today? I did but I didn't set up the GTS. So I'm not going to sorry
This car gets chills when he hears sasa gave you no, I don't
No, I don't
Leon with the two
Let's see now they're like catching up
We have a girl, all we name her.
Oh fuck.
Plus the whole trailer route.
You kinda look like Mark from Invincible.
What?
We have a girl, all we name her.
Oh fuck.
Fuck the whole trailer route.
Oh why?
Smart.
Not see it
Why would he say that
Do do do do
I'm not sorry, what is this?
Playtime's over
Risk of rain should have brought my umbrella
At this rate, I might be dead by daylight. You're quite noisy for a place called silent Hill
You're a knight. Huh seems pretty hollow. Five nights only packed for three.
You're out of war huh? Good thing I'm a pacifist.
Okay, Lea would never ever fucking say-
Do I even try it anymore bro?
Pist. Looks like I outlasted you buddy. Sorry buddy, but I'm staying on
overwatch this time look at these guys nothing but cyberpunks I'm a mortal
now we're like not even trying just work today I guess yeah congrats bro W
raise W raise your right arm comes off why does he say that your right arm
comes off are your right hand comes off
ba ba ba ba da
wait cap's got fucking hoots
Anything but balancing their game? I think they are actually. People were saying that
they increased ult rates by 20% across the board. And I said that was a good start, but
I think they're gonna do a little bit more like they have to fix the neutral in that game
Cuz I feel like sometimes the only way things happen in that game is with ults
But neutrals are so hard
The actual patch notes drop and fire gion was
with all due respect you don't play the game with all due respect you don't know
how to type with all due respect so I mean this isn't the average
Driver's player or what's going on here?
How do you feel about this video?
Do
Also, I played plenty of rivals, bro
I'm gonna have him play it that I haven't grinded it recently, but like I think I've played enough of that game
You know what I mean?
And from what I hear gambit is actually like
you play it there's always some new BS 50 big ones Jesus Christ anyway is any
chance of you watching team USA scrims going on RN 3
you
you
you
you
you
It's just it doesn't link anything bro your flat can we stop fucking like Ben
like fucking good am I right relegate this motherfucker get this motherfucker out
of the league I don't want to see crossbow I know I didn't even I was
Scrolling through my fucking page earlier and this popped up on my timeline and I actually did the oh the oh my god, bro
IRL like I
Don't even need to watch it. He's I just know he's gonna lose
He just he's like stop I don't want to see him anymore, bro
what if no bro this is not possible he's just fucking chopped
and turrets not even that good or wrenches not even that good either but like
French is crazy in teamfights.
Crossbow, just hit one shot you in.
Just hit one shot and you can fucking make me shut up.
Just hit one more shot.
Just hit one more shot.
How do you miss that?
How do you miss that?
Crossbow.
2 for 12.
Who were the two that crossbow beat?
Grimoire and...
No, Grower, Grower beat crossbow.
Ah, Shield.
I forgot the lingo.
Yeah, okay, Shield is actually like the one matchup
that benefits crossbow.
Smart.
I think.
Aga, Aga, Aga, Aga, Aga, Aga, Aga, Aga.
This was crossbow shield?
Crossbow versus shield.
Who will win?
Oh, shield is...
Like, this is the only reason why crossbow won.
It's because the arrow had to fucking get the flight back to him.
Like, the motherfucker's not even fighting, but...
Oh my god, you're so pathetic.
Yeah, they're just rubbing their balls like against each other, bro.
Oh my god.
So pathetic.
Smart.
Crossbow on Crab
Swat hey big S. I'd kick you already mentioned it, but are you gonna dabble in this season of rivals? I could
Like how how how is this even close bro like so lucky so lucky, man
Look at the top garment shield. I think to win crossbow needs to actually hit their shield
Smart super you should play in death ease deadlock tourney for creators
Um, I already talked about that. I don't think I'm going to
Please listen to this, but we already we listened to this yesterday, bro. I already have the shit like man
This is pretty good though this guy did a good job x-plocks
This guy has a crazy voice.
You know, Nick and Slippy and Junpung and Mixed It Up, thanks everyone.
Rosie, thanks for 25-in-prime.
Hammer, thanks for the 5-in-2-bits.
What is this?
The biker was pulling into a gas station when a kind and observant gentleman spotted
a spider on the biker's shoulder and raced to let him know.
The man, however, unknowingly swatted the spider onto him, to which the biker
responded by returning the favor before it could bite the man.
The biker then tackled the man clean to the ground to make absolutely sure the spider had
nowhere left to run.
The biker then lovingly sent the man on his way back into the arms of his waiting wife,
knowing that today they had both become better people for it.
The biker was pulling into a gas station when a kind and observant gentleman spotted
the spider on the biker's shoulder and raced to let him know.
The man, however, unknowingly swatted the spider onto him.
Biker responded by returning the favor before it could bite the man.
The biker then tackled the man clean to the ground to make absolutely sure-
I'm sorry to ask, but it's really urgent.
Do you have any sex tips?
Um...
Um...
What is this, Link?
Yeah!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
me well shit wait lash doesn't have to be that's what
no beba beba bebop bebop
wow oh no
oh
hey thanks frankie thanks for 64 prime sub appreciate it
There's nothing funny going over there in deadlock why being rude
You tapping in fortnight xpeak bro, why is tongue tongue tongue so hurry gonna be in fucking fortnight
Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Ballerina Cappuccina coming to Fortnite next season.
What the fuck are these Starbucks items close?
Guys, I don't think we're buying Triple T, I'll be honest.
You don't know triple T like that
Bro, there's a there's a there's a tongue tongue tongue so her um
Deadlock mod that replaces the hidden Kings troopers with fucking it
Yeah
Literally who are these characters triple T is an AI generated
Image that is a baseball bat holding a baseball bat
Smart Mega Man's I thought he was a sausage roll. He's not a sausage roll
Have you considered checking out Prague, but sir I enjoyed the demo
it's not a baseball bat bro it's so clearly a baseball bat how what else
gonna be
Apparently it got popular in like Italian internet culture.
Did you see this?
There he is.
Did you see this?
Hello come up here.
Yo crib.
Man fuck you.
I see you at work.
Oh nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga.
Maybe you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you get some bitches on
your dick.
Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your dog as if she ever stopped fucking with that brain surgeon the lawyer she fucking with never.
What? What?
Hello, come up here.
This shit looks like ass, yeah, that's the point, bro.
So what more things that you weren't putting on Prime of the Dynamics? 6.3? What is this?
I got him.
Grabbing him.
I'll throw him.
I got you.
You wanna play?
I got you.
I got you.
It used AI, it generated Italian random words, it became popular because Americans thought it was funny.
We have fucking brain rot lore experts now, huh?
You have to play this bro, please play what okay, what's this?
Welcome to watch it right in this is what's dating sin you think this is new oh
This is easy smart
you won't regret it sweetie you I've always wanted to see the big Hanamura rock right
this way right this way kind of for a Hanamura is a map it's beautiful kiss
him me are you on team derpy eyes emoji for what team derpy for what
The new season actually looks way better than we could have ever imagined.
The drama?
The drama about streamers?
Him and Ski Estee are beefing?
Oh brother.
Oh brother!
AAAAAAAAARGHHH
AAAAAAAAARGHHH
Super Plaza, watch this, one of my favorite numbers
Oh
This is way better than we could have ever imagined
Tekken 8, wait this song is so good
Fucking hacked from Tekken 6
This is not me trying to make a YouTube channel, it's him trying to make fun of me!
HAHAHA
Okay, this jacket infinite why why why is this in the game?
I mean it's not technically infinite, but why why why why did they why did they do this?
Are we fucking serious why is that in the game? Why is that in the game?
Oh, there's- No, no, no, bro, why?
Like, that's such a joke.
That's such a fucking joke.
Why does he- What is this, like, random strap he has under his fucking nipples?
Oh, it's a heart rate monitor.
Watch this one of my favorite
And I had a salad, and I had spaghetti, spaghetti, then I took my dog out and then I just got
to eat and fight people.
I've seen her before, someone linked me to her channel before.
So, I feel like there needs to be like a PSA.
If you're gonna be editing, what did I just do?
Yo!
What happened?
I pressed, what did I just pressed?
How does this happen?
Anyways, I feel like I should be fucking making a PSA.
If you're gonna be editing a video with music, you need to make sure the fucking music is
not louder than what I'm trying to listen to, man.
Like, I don't even care if that's the point, it ruins the fucking video.
actually ruins the video. Loud equals funny? No, no it does not.
Saw them in his back and he bought a meme painting?
The bomb.
It's all there.
What did you get out of the scare?
I came with the house.
Yeah, looks good to me.
Bring it in, right here, this wall.
What is Bob Odin Kirk doing, bro?
Yeah, that's the Nirvana album cover with the- the- the- the- the- the sun I'm cryin'
What up, Wiggas?
Short, low video.
What?
What are you linking me, bro?
Who starts a video like that?
Niko not Niko apparently.
The drama? What is this? Oh bro, but like the post is unavailable, bro. Like I don't...
Like I'm already fucking it's already too late. I'm already too late to the drama.
click on the link it's it's no bro it's fucking privated it's unavailable I
reported you and beaver on my shoes beaver on my stream you are using your
platform to tell others that I harass you daily for years constantly throw your
games and compare my actions to the RuPaul incident
Well, you're sucking the life out of this lot, you know.
Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww, eww!
Hi, guy.
That same guy I'm talking about is the one that other Overwatch creators are starting to collaborate with, and I find it really effing disgusting,
because this guy gets banned from the game for good reason,
because I don't know if it counts to do banned on the game from his main account,
because he throws people's games into the game.
I didn't say anything that wasn't true
You're to earth you so um he runs down my game
Really just very unpleasant he puts on an act so all you guys will be like
What is this saying the top left lie counter like he's made account is banned for
He's been doing it for years
You keep doing it.
Lucky Ross is here on like a daily basis when he sees me.
He's been doing it for you.
He's so bad.
He does things on-stream in front of everyone where they can see it all on-
Bro, I had to get in some drama, man.
How does it like-
Nobody actually gives a fuck about me, man.
It's crazy.
Smart.
Unemployment final bosses.
Nobody gives a fuck.
You're a pussy yet is true actually I kind of am
What as a great example why would they ever see it all of all what as a great example
why would they ever say anything like that in front of you guys when they're acting like girls
No, these people just make my life a living hell, and I'm being real about it.
But I'm for years and years and years, and even content creators are acting like
they use like a chill guy, and it's not.
Put my sperm back together.
Literally harassing these people.
Guys, I'm not putting my sperm back together, do you see it?
You're a liar.
Like, I didn't say anything that wasn't chill.
Like, I left PC, so I wouldn't have to hear anything that those guys had to say,
because they randomly harassed me on a daily basis.
They're actually someone that actively harms others.
as the keeper turns to put on her fronts.
Like he doesn't.
It's the same with a lot of people.
Just look at them.
Who cares?
Just some awesome stuff, Valga.
Who cares?
POV, two of the most insufferable people
you know start beefing with each other.
Wait, that's why I'm never in drama by the way, because I don't fucking care about anything.
I'm just too tough.
My mental is indomitable and I don't let the- I just let it fucking slip right by me,
you know what I mean?
I'm in the fucking dodge, bobbing weave in the pocket, Miles Garrett coming off the
edge, fucking weave.
Holy shit.
Check out this video.
all hacking
Wow, wow, let's get to the real fucking drama of today, yeah?
Q this yes the entire
Band on 1978 throws a 71 million views medium
It could be aber
But I don't think so it could be gimme gimme gimme 1978 I feel like I would have more views in that
The drum kind of sounds like it. I don't think so, but I'll guess it damn
I opened Kony's stream for one second and I'm so fucking confused.
I'm also kinda getting Blue Monday from this.
But I think it's- No.
I don't think so.
No.
Fuck the Monday.
I don't think so.
No, stop it Monday.
fuck
wait no i know i know what this is i know what this is don't fucking piss me off
Do I know what this is?
Do you find me attractive?
What?
Are you?
Do you think I'm sexy, do you think I'm sexy?
Okay maybe I don't know this song.
Are you gonna look this good at 40?
Do you think I'm sexy?
Smart.
Yo.
Maybe I've heard it, but like it's not like
I don't know.
Oh!
I know this song.
I've definitely, I know this song.
Are you gonna look this good at 40?
It happens when you get old.
I need glasses.
What happens when you get old?
I need glasses to see the game, okay? I need glasses to see the game
First time chatter whoa mama
Do do do do what the hell is this a failed clone of germa? What is that?
Then
You're silverware this bit of a prime talker is it's more prime as well
Your clocks already watched it bro, and it pissed me off cuz I'm fucking sick and tired of seeing that stupid fuck crossbow
hashtag kill crossbow
I
Actually hate crossbow song list I do connections today is it hard
Mystic reverb curse
Spellbreaker wait a minute
Deadlock items? Hold on.
Wait a minute. Deadlock items? What is WAH? WAH. Hop. I hop. Coat. Yell. Delay.
a whammy, a revert, a spell, a curse, a patch, a cop, a cop, a cop, a cop, a cop, a cop,
What do you have to say about this?
Cope.
Blank.
Blank check. Reality check.
Rain check. Coat check.
Things check. Underscore check.
Aha!
Yes, yes, yes.
A period, a patch, a stretch, and a spell. What is a length of time?
time. An interval. What is a wah? Wah.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wince yell curse and like hop things that you do when you stub your toe
Wow, and then what is it delay reverb?
I know Whammy is like a guitar thing.
Guitar effects pedals.
She did for green?
Do you think so, bro?
Do you think so?
Well, no, I'm not fucking- no, I'm not doing close horse, okay?
You know what?
I'll do it in close horse every day the same day, the same way just to piss people
off.
This is- I will do this every single day.
I swear I will do it every single day just like that.
It's not fun. It's not fun!
Horse enclosed.
Yo, Hoodmailman, thanks for the next one. Prime of Charisma, thanks for 40 months.
Martina is it's a 30-some month?
Why is it a wet blanket? I don't know what that means
Like bro, there's no way we'll actually find this game fun like am I just fucking toxic?
Hey, super. It's me again been stimming out on the Dune free trailer for about 12 hours now. What did you think of it?
Okay.
Wait, I don't know, bro.
This game is just not very fun to me.
Maybe I'm toxic.
Like I don't know, am I toxic?
Yeah.
You're just bad.
I just don't think it's fun, bro.
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
Like Reggie said bro, if it's not fun, why bother?
I couldn't care less about this horse, that's what I'm fucking saying bro.
I really don't give a- I don't- I don't gaff.
Why even explain yourself?
It's so mad, but I don't want to fucking play this game.
They're like, oh my god, man.
Have you played a horsey game?
I don't want to play a horsey game.
Like I'm just missing one wall.
I'm just missing one wall.
So I mean something has to be like tighter.
Is this the overwatch of dailies?
I need to like tighten up somewhere.
Two, two, two, two.
What is your opinion on tropical fish?
Hmm, how do I close how do I enclose my horse
Did you fart and you're covering your nose no I'm just gonna get a nice deep whiff of the discord hoodie
There's four walls on the bottom, okay?
Now how on earth did they get you to play this again?
This doesn't feel like a very good score, maybe a terrible score actually.
But he's enclosed!
The horse is in fact enclosed
Fuck
Yes game sucks this game sucks
First of all, why did this dumbass horse go into this maze?
That's what I'm saying!
Okay.
Sorry, I'm late, Mr. Streamer.
Is today the free TTS stream or is that another day?
No, that's not today.
I didn't set it up.
you
you
you
you
you
Really, really awesome.
Wait, I thought I put my favorite daily game real quick.
Cut the shape perfectly in half.
That's the best one.
Ahhhh!
Fuck!
Yeah, the vibes between they are an L. I'm out of here. I'm trying to entertain us and
lose the grumpiness. Goodbye loser TF. Please don't leave. Please. Please don't leave. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. Give me one of these with your head and I get 50-50 first try.
He didn't vote play deadlock with me if I asked him
He just got off of his work day so probably not honestly
Bro, I voted a new mic, bro.
It's just like fucked up.
Do you think Silver Wash is our tail with shampoo?
You still haven't bought full of car bro sometimes when full streams are going to chat and it's like super when are you going to buy me a car?
I'm like I don't know, I didn't have a plan on it.
Dead sloppers arrived our guy.
Wait this shit might be goaded.
Bro, did you guys see NVIDIA's trying to like, soften the blow and like lead into it by responding
to people on Twitter?
50 out of 10 still love this game's difficulty super wise one of your chatter is playing lash
in my deadlock game named hot sunay curcuk can you get these guys under control what
What am I supposed to do, bro?
That's like that fucking...
You know who that probably is?
That's probably fucking Attel, bro.
Because he had that fucking tweet with his Minecraft skin being Charlie Kirk.
With the fucking...
With the blood splat!
Can you find this song and add it to the cue for me, big dog?
Appreciate it.
Far, I don't know if I can find that to we, I have a light, but...
Can you find this song and add it to the cue for me?
Sorry, you want me to do your work for you?
No-
Wha-
I
I
What why are there like birds chirping
Why are deadlock links very miss?
What's going on there?
Valve fans, bro speaking of valve fans, you guys see that CS update today. We're reloading
Gets rid of all the extra ammo in your magazine in your clip
So like if you reloaded with 25 bullets left to get back to 30 you would just lose those 25 bullets
Pretty cool honestly.
Bro, what are you typing in my chat in all caps?
Can you look at Silver's ass and appreciate the tightness and the fact the shape is detailed
on tight jeans means she's plump as hell.
Can you go fuckin' jerk off and come back in 15 minutes?
Wait, I'm not even kidding, bro.
Bro is 40, but he's correct.
Yeah, bro, she has a butt.
You know who else has a butt?
I have a butt.
And you made it weird.
I made it weird.
I made it weird.
Okay
Whoa whoa my Spotify is a lot as fuck
Can we see first time chatter I mean it's on Twitter bro
Thoughts on Andy Dalton Eagles? Wait, what?
Oh my god, wait.
Panthers are- Wait, that happened today. I didn't see that.
Panthers are trading veteran quarterback Andy Dalton to the Eagles in exchange for a 2027 seventh round pick.
Why do the handcuffs on her lap make a three?
First of all, it's not on her lap, it's on her side.
Second of all, bro, have you ever seen handcuffs?
That's what they do.
We've seen handcuffs on you.
You're gonna miss me, girls, but they will never forget you, do whatever it takes to compete
to meet you.
I got who won the one.
Bish.
Thank you.
Let me hear that again, Lash.
Bish.
You might just be the Lash or the Lash.
I'm so ready to win.
Me too, bro.
I
My college was ganking middle
What's happening really sounds like the drifter
What the hell hello hey welcome to the lane I don't know why I'm here, but what's up welcome bro
I guess my Calico decided she didn't want to play against the Ivy Grill or what?
What the hell?
She didn't even wave one rotate. She waved zero rotated. We loaded into the game and I was just laying by myself
The fuck?
do you ever stop yapping bro I'm just talking like it's just I'm just I'm
just talking for me bro I didn't realize you better
you're good I should have come to I'm just screaming I'm just doing my job
you know I was too busy getting frame mode by our luck
I'm just doing all of these fucking boxes over here.
I
Believe max loss a page I can slam if you want to go to me
Out of so fucking strong
Wow
I see fucking my team is go fucking no one ten minutes or some shit
True actually
That guy's kind of spitting what a playlist I do but I also have like multiple playlists and what you listen to right now
Isn't on the playlist so
I
Can't wait to prove it's all and then just fucking
No, like really that is like that's a degenerate character. I'm sorry, bro. That is a degen character. What is that?
Krill is honest, okay, bro
I
I'll go guys
I'll go
Is it a great skillable?
No
No, I think I'll kill them all
They're both one
I have
nice
I'm going for the race
Blizzard wasn't one I'd like but
No, you're so weird bro
I got it. Where's this guy going? Where's this moe going?
Why does Moe get to do that?
I'm blue. I don't know. Where's he? Where's he?
Okay, you know what make Flock kills as much as fucking score does I don't care, bro. I actually don't care
They're okay.
Thank you. Thank you.
Wow.
Play a better character, but I love Lash, bro.
I forgot you can go up and
Forgot you can go up in all that would have killed her and down my window
Vlog execute heroes with less than 5% health. Vlog is not an execution
Literally, what do you say? What?
Why we just lying for no reason
I lost my wife 10 weeks ago 21 years faithful. I lost my daughter three weeks ago about eight
inches and thick. She was faster than me at 12. I run a six minute mile.
about eight inches
Holy fuck it, what's the fuck was that?
My bro, I love how when Moe gets old and me just can't believe it. He's not so awesome
It made it go on feel way better to use
I
Had to heal means I chose I didn't get the healing
I'm so sloppy what is this guy doing oh she's coming for you I'm scared
I
Like I scream like that
who's scream was that the fucking uh the page bro
I thought that was you my screams are much more man than he had
I'll go down.
Both shields down.
She wants one!
Actually one! Wow!
Can I kill her?
Ow.
No
Men don't scream you have a soy scream does that mean men don't scream
How are you as a man screaming?
Happens sometimes well, I don't know what to tell you
Like sometimes you just need a you gotta let it out I
Could make a man scream
That's uh
Okay interesting this Ivy's Omni half
Fuck you know there's I have alt if she uses gargoyle
I have nights in 27, I don't know what that does but
I
Less is here, so this is here
They're gonna take it
I'm just dog shit. I guess kill me
Yeah, I'll be all good.
There's someone's running in.
Right.
All right, whatever, bro.
You're better than me, I guess.
You're better than me.
I don't know. I guess she's better than me.
I'm in blue.
And I got free arms.
G fucking G.
I took a lot of damage.
Why do you walk on it?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I got her.
Now Silver's beating my ass.
Got any cover?
Oh, you're back. Okay.
He's running away.
He's literally 1 HP.
There's a...
Nice.
Silver spank at your bottom?
Ding, ding, ding!
Calico sounds like nerd emoji.
Hey, can we be nice?
Maybe I see the guy, he didn't do anything wrong to you.
What if someone said you saw my fucking loser?
Where's the light, there's a mole.
Get out of there bro.
Can you go for her? Is there a light in here now?
Slaught.
I
Think
I'm missing great
Why am I talking
I
Know I'm gonna try buying toxic a bit instead of mystic shot maybe but against mo silver
We'll see what happens
It could be good
Never know
Kitty cat oh wait we
Tired of getting your ass kicked good
It's not having your
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Where'd my health go?
Holy fuck!
He's on green now.
Where did my fucking shit go?
That was awesome, they used everything.
Yep.
Let's just push it up.
I'm going to use them.
Oh.
Wait, Daddy Abrams is here?
Use this one.
Use this one.
I
Like daddy Abrams is here uses one easy one
Big big packs I'm boosting green with all
Okay, this form the rate
I
Talk to you if you can hear me
I have a one-point to get back
Okay, my name is moving though
Oh
Let's see what this game
Well, my collar goes there
Then he walks out
Pretty low mid like Viper
There's one behind me I wonder was I'm scared for my life
Give my sinners that abams might be him
So why did my Calico just run to mid by the way at the beginning of this game and didn't say anything?
Is it greedy to try and take their centers?
No one's here.
Oh, I think we're not all here in the middle of most of them right here.
Here's a song if you do something right.
Signs are in 10.
Graves is one each kind of left side.
Help!
I'm gonna send this wave.
Graves is going back to base.
Yo, why doesn't Valve do like normal rankings for their game, by the way?
Why are they always so quirky with it?
Come on, Kirschman.
One of the goals.
Ah, he just did active agreement.
Three of the doubles up of some of the farmers.
Two of them, Green.
I
Miss scared them away, bro. What is that fucking bullet damage? Holy shit
I
Had it saying oh has the air but it was done
You should probably fight arms they got the first one
I'm done
Okay
Hello, there we go. We'll still go. We'll find a song with you
huge
Toxic going crazy
it was got her nice massive short dash she's one little way she
it's push Broadway I know bro is toxic good we go handsome sorry coming he's
We'll have a few
There's a box is
I feel like mystic shots good to I think my problem is I like never remember it and I'm like not focused on it
But I miss it on time. You know what I mean
I don't know I feel like I get less value out of it than I possibly should be getting.
Yeah cause toxic is kinda just like it's a task to me there you know what I mean.
I'm coming to the left side I'm coming to the left side help Abrams help Abrams.
I'm coming Abrams.
There's four of them.
I'll help them.
I'm not afraid of them.
Wait that was probably more accurate Abrams.
It's over.
I
Was lower accurate even though it's not as well. I'm not afraid of you
Stand books
This is like a green they got earned and our blue is bad. Holy L macro
Do I get better skin against this viper or is warpstone bit enough?
Oh
She does have slowing
I heard his core
because I like warpstone for the movement but I'm just gonna buy metal skin
ah but like
sickly only one that's gone
any four souls any four whatever I guess graves too but yeah I got my hand
Cat
Who's a good target right now
Minus 3200 now metal skin is good. I mean it's gonna get silver as well
She's out she's out she's less than us. Hi, can I get this Walker? No one's really showing right now
wait she's so scared of my metal skin holy fuck she did not like that metal
skin
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
The fucking it grades and
The vibrant full-time flying backs and the end the I mean why did last night what happened?
Why did I die?
I got jumped by the viper in
Sounds like you might have been afraid of them up
My belt skin half of your team is uh, I got metal skin, bro
This is just go to them
have an extra death on me on Calico but that's fine. Yeah, because I'm fighting deep as
I guess I don't know I'm doing guys worry
When nerds collide oh, he's starting with me man. I didn't fucking do anything wrong
What happened I got I got a combo
There's two there this damn books
When my aim is a fucking massive, don't we get a walker boys?
Good to go I'm my oldest
Come on Lash, let's see it, I may be touched but I don't want to take on the whole team
alone.
I just got counter stealth, boosh, didn't even know she had it, unlucky.
Here comes the Lash!
Here comes the Lash!
The Lash doesn't crash parties, he's not invited.
Finish it, dickhead!
Because no party worth going to!
What does it say, wouldn't invite the Lash?
Yeah, no party worth going to would never not invite the Lash.
Yeah.
Dude better.
Me thinks this isn't a good idea.
Don't shoot the metal skin, you're not going to do full damage.
Don't shoot the guy that's metal skin.
You'll put down a trap on him, put down a trap.
What do you, okay? Copy, copy.
Is that your C word?
Copy, copy.
Would you invite last year party? Yeah, would you not?
I have no cooldowns, but the avengers alive God, bro, fucking more easing frillium man.
They have fucking four silences.
I think I want to buy spear resilience on the low.
I see the enemy.
I don't know though, I have his one he's done, literally one.
You're alone.
There you go.
I see Viper.
Should I just get reactive?
Viper cannot be real, this guy did 2000 damage in 5 seconds, not 5, 2 seconds.
Don't die, I'm taking, I'm buying out of them.
I cannot be real this guy did 2,000 damage in five seconds
Horses look at the map run into it
I need a bit more money
I
Use
It's over half.
Nice.
Toxic value.
I'm just gonna pop my fucking...
I should not pop my fucking...
My metal skinning is just going to pull it up.
There's no way you're just running it down.
It's just 6 o'clock.
I do what I do what I do!
Holy man!
Help!
I'm gonna go to the other team, go to the other team!
I may be tough, but I don't want to take on the whole team alone!
Nooooo!
Oh, shit.
No!
That's not what happened.
Maybe now people will start taking me seriously.
Hey, eh.
I tried to use a DP motif.
It's like a thousand damage from torment pull stuff.
I didn't spend so last.
That's the last one I just didn't know
That's them book on me to that we got all we got all let's go do it
You gotta
cherry it
Cherry is
Oh my god, the grace
You got to we got one day I want
You didn't just call that shit hell.
Bro, if this fucking 17 year old kid doesn't stop fucking bitching in my ear, I'm gonna go fuck his mom tonight.
I'm buried.
I'm getting here a lot.
Convince her to set his bedtime an hour earlier so he can't play in your games.
Cause like you just know this moe is gonna fucking phantom straighten me.
Not phantom strike yet, but...
All right, this is still winnable though, and then we'll get greater expansion next.
the fuck out of you
first time chatter get spirit burn okay thank you for your input first time chatter
oh great
I was thinking about how the the bear pits but not pay that much you taking my boxes
It's so crazy.
I'm not gonna play enough.
I have ult still.
You need Viper.
No kind of small Viper?
No, she didn't.
Oh, that's mean.
Our Calco might be in team.
No, no, I'm good.
Okay. Who is Keraspalma team? He's hitting. Who is Keraspalma team? The Celeste? Moa?
Graves and Celeste have it, okay. Oh, and this is where I fall off, right? This is
They count the falls off a little
Why don't we play holiday?
I don't know. I think holiday is kind of fun. Her movement is fun.
It's a little tough. We're just trying to catch someone here.
Maybe on yellow or green, someone will over extend or something.
I'm not gonna descend normally. I might be able to live by for nothing.
I'm just gonna cut it later.
I mean, she has a ER, but...
It doesn't go to...
It doesn't?
No.
Wait, that's not real. APR doesn't go through the health scan.
And the fits don't pay anything to do that.
I need it, bro.
You didn't even finish it!
Actually, I'm actually...
Oh, our Calico. I'm coming in with all... Fuck it, I'm going for it.
Pick up and slam them down!
this is going to shoot him with the war is actually hitting me
and I'm three
Oh yeah!
Here comes the rash!
That's gonna make me calm
Don't say that
Oh my god. Guys, it's a blue key all over the screen.
It's an old key not in the game anymore.
We do it in the store. They don't have a chance.
They can definitely get to it. They're going to have sense of getting away.
They won't get here.
And he was going to charge them on the, uh, the plane if they come.
We should shove every wave, to be honest, but...
Ganzo Tama earn is so corny, bro.
Like, Salisa's not in that fucking teamfight, so what does she do?
She grabs earn and just holds it in base forever.
But that's just such an anti-fun mechanic, bro.
So stupid.
I was looking the same thing.
Guys, push, blue, and literally everyone to blue.
Done characters, I also know I shouldn't.
I'm gonna fucking scream to this kid.
Go up there and hold your will.
I'm sure it wasn't... oh wait, there was a player.
What's the player?
Nothing, nothing, they're gonna spawn a way sooner.
That's what I was saying, bro!
Gosh, I wish someone said that, dude.
Oh.
I thought they would be... they would at least try to get the same time.
I'm gonna go up here, okay?
Alright we'll be good if we can not die
I'm coming I'm coming with the level I have all the teams back up
I had to use my low skin on top I gotta get out of here
I mean, I don't have one stop but fuck it.
I think we have to.
No I don't.
Are they not on it?
They're on it, they're on it.
There's two not there.
They're not on it.
They're coming bro.
They're coming bro.
Oh yeah. Nice, nice. Good boys.
Stop working them in. Not fair.
I was kind of more, more, more, more, more.
Help! I just used telephone, what was that?
I have the battle on me, not gonna make it.
You guys gonna fight on the open, I can't really...
I do one.
Where's Amy?
Oh geez.
Oh geez, L movement.
Where's Amy?
I don't know bro, I'm rushing three right now.
Yeah, I know, I'm coming for you.
Where the fuck was Amy?
Oh man.
Where's Wavesy?
Does he know anything?
Where, where, where, where?
He's only here.
I
Just come in he's one HP
No moment
That's all that do it do it everyone. We got DPS here. We got DPS met
I'm gonna scream at this day. I go up as clearly that hurry
guys what the fuck are you doing calm it down oh my fucking god I have on stuff
I don't have all the
So who called, who called his name?
I think it was Akali
Yeah, I know
I'm burying him, burying him
Did I go?
Yeah, so by the way, we just should not be there
Are we sure?
No, bro, they have fucking Max, Bola and Unstopped Krill
And we're down to we're not gonna fucking win that I called for a minute
I don't know about the calls, we're gonna split 30 seconds
I called mid when the wiper was close to 30 seconds
You guys came down there at the when he was like 10 seconds
Okay, that's how much you listen to my calls though
What was your call?
why is the kid whispering into his mic bro it's odd come on why parents are asleep
bro we all do this
I'm a little afraid of the mob.
It's down, guys.
Okay, okay, sending my time, sending my time.
Oh my god, the minion slam!
They're, they're, they're scared, they're scared.
Jeez!
Okay, let's...
It's time, Lash.
I'm going in!
Three, two, one,
BOOSH!
I
Refresher
I'm sorry, I thought these guys are supposed to be tough
I mean I gotta I gotta I gotta fucking I gotta chill it on Calico, bro
Oh, you wanna play?
Okay, two and 11 Venomers actually a little gross.
I can't lie.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Bro, Viper gun is so gross, no?
you get the feeling something bad is gonna happen
yeah so i don't that's why i end up in jail so much
like you just fucking
in. What is that? Why is Viper so hot?
I
Wait if I do change me
But where did they go
Where they go they never fought someone like me
if you're really dogs are tracking will this game be too difficult have I got a
fucking here I got a hero for you well if you can't aim
true you could also go this character completing some eldritch ritual beats
finishing my paper and weathering heights
I will strike them down
see that bro notice how my crosshair has not once been over the abyss model
notice that
Yo, what up, boll!
Yo, I said earlier, I was like, if I asked Voliplay, Deadlock, Yankee Wood, and people
in chat were like, he actually hates you and doesn't want to speak to you anymore.
So I was like, oh.
Yo, can you remove this fucking emote from your chat, by the way?
I really don't like this I really don't like that can we get a super peanut
We do not need a super peanut, bro.
I have one with a little peanut dick that's my phone background.
I'm gonna go take a piss.
red ball bro
now i almost fucking threw up in that shit i like tasted the red ball that shit was kind of good
you keep linking this
and adding me with it this better be worth my time
i'm down here i'm down here i'm down here
Oh
Okay
Yo hallo
Eberik and Corker and masterpiece and eating and is hummus and lawnmower and stand and was he mirrors and silver-slade fire
Sophia, Zachary, Mojo, and Lackarev. Thanks everybody.
I don't know who I got. Some tabbed out.
But I know I got a game.
What do I get?
The Drifter.
Oh.
The Drifter.
Same Calico? Where?
Why bro don't hate me
I don't think your voice was like a familiar oh god
You want me to go drift or I don't build oh geez
Should I try I don't build again
No
What's the worst that happened to fucking socks or what?
Bro I feel like I don't even play Drifter, does it?
Try the lipstick, did he update his build for like new, I used to go with the lipstick
build but
You need a unique mine to use idle builds that's one way to say it yeah a unique mine. Yeah
Yeah, for sure.
Pull back.
Pull back.
Plunk, plunk, plunk.
You gave me this for free?
I don't have follow, let me solo that.
Oh, I don't know what to go
Help
Help
You know what fucking I'll try though again
We're getting denied every single fucking
What the hell so why is better is made fucking
the damage right away because you need it
ow
The Lord provides
The Lord provides
That's interesting.
Wait, there's one in this book.
Wait, I'm one of them.
I kind of low roll on these boxes, little tragic.
Fun fact, you guys don't graze, can't break, you're going to be trapped, a little fun
fact there.
I've got the damn nades.
Pew.
Page as well, and now that it's added, you know that, uh-huh.
Pull back!
Pull back!
Dude.
I guess you just love those turrets.
Silver and Wolf Form 2?
That kinda makes sense though.
Cause how like it's a bear trap, it's meant to trap animals though.
Tough play.
I see mother quick.
Ow.
I like taking birdrubs.
You got that?
Seven.
Freak.
Well, like, we actually have a nerf in the Guinness.
That character is so disgusting now.
Ooh.
Well, why am I burping so much?
are you kill someone? yeah i killed the rift
i see the venetian
i'm shooting for buff
Oh
Okay, huh?
Oh my god, he's out!
Bang! Plus three, worth. Actually worth.
Good trade.
Anything for this deck.
They're both of a wastebill, even more low than animal.
Actually worth.
You should have this way.
Hiya!
Hiya!
That kid wishes he could yell like that?
I can yell like that.
Fuck!
I can scream.
Is that in my own voice?
No!
No, why don't you do that?
Rookie!
I have a macro dude.
Dude!
I got a million in there already.
Do we both set odds if we left click?
Rookie mistake.
Amazonal right, I hear it's R.C.
Did I back on? Did I back on?
Yes sir!
He's actually one of the-
Oh fuck.
He's in the library, I think.
Don't make daddy parentheses me angry. Why'd you type that?
He's over here again. He's actually one again.
I don't think I can ever like on ironically call myself dad, it just sounds so weird.
Like in like that kind of way.
Like if I was like a father, I guess it makes more sense, but like...
I'm dead.
Oh, 7-0.
sevens midside did you I didn't hear you I'm sorry I'm a dumpshod my girlfriend
laughs at me when I try it
I'm out by the way that'll too much
I
I got your two controls!
It's okay, I'm not supposed to be strong yet guys, it's okay, it's okay.
I scale it, I get big when I get toxic, it's fine.
Don't even worry about it.
Nope, you're back.
We're not like a book.
I'm not strong yet, it's fine.
This guy still buys enchanted emerald first time to inverse the save zone and slap a pin at all because of the build sex zone.
No, it's actually not why I buy it, but you wouldn't get that.
That's fine.
You bang.
Oh, shit, there's bigger than four.
Dude, are we back here this way?
Yeah, my bad. I'm sorry, I thought I could play the game.
I thought, guys.
Yeah, I was not prepared for that. I was like, yo, why'd you buy it?
Because they have seven.
and Wraith and the Guinness and it scales my one
I got that plus three though because I'm here
the walker!
oh jeez
yeah!
hard greed
oh jeez louise
i think so, i'm not funchin'
yeah, that was like the worst walker though
true
ok, that's true
ignore it, it doesn't fit my narrative
that was a good item
and it's good against fuckin'
Scythe in life
Bruh, I'm back to my two as I used to and I fucking as the same blue
It's a good item, bro
I promise guys. I'm not a noob. I'm looking on green here. Usually I've swapped in ten
Hey, if she wants me bad what the hell
She's a murderer.
Hmm... No, she don't.
I can hold your green.
Fuck it.
It was the big character.
He just could buy whatever Sonic had in Sonic X's and my goodness.
Who the hell is twitch.tv slash talpsk on abos?
Yeah, I mean, Ray's gonna do a little bit of a beautiful rune in this.
It's just weird now.
But I'll at least buy it.
It's probably Aaron, though.
I remember a minute.
Who was Loach, your god's piss bottle on haze in my lane is?
This is a bad guy.
If you can look on the 7.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming up from the level, but I'm fast as fuck anyway.
There's two people there.
I'm pretty strong now. Someone's on the under.
You know, Waze, full shove right now. Piper or Pugger buffs.
I might ult this as they come. We can chase someone down.
Gun buff I'll be taking that anything else you can have
We could look at our into
All right, bro, what if I shove green a little bit while my paradox good silly
Oh
Oh
Yeah, you can get the free but I actually W play for me
Nice actually so worth
Not even getting that so worth
We win this fight?
That's so big.
We shoved this, shoved this, shoved this.
Yeah, you guys push.
I guess what?
Headed to Greenwich.
Bombs in chat thinking 14-20 are laying, giving free earners and game winning value.
Exactly, bro.
That's actually so big.
Like we get yellow here.
Walker and Urn for one kill and...
Nah, it's ugly, I was actually so good.
Actually so massive.
What do you mean, eh, it's not debatable, bro.
100% that was a good fucking play.
If I just died there and like we didn't get earned, that would have been it.
But I drew...
Maybe they're two best fucking carries to me.
his wraith is somehow low as souls on jay beside silver
um but the question is do I want oh my god I can't move I think we just get
Spears on this game
The silver is sad yeah a little bit
I just get spear resilience next and I think I'm okay. I'm kind of
The fucking shooting
Yellow I need these souls, bro. I need this I need this give me this
I'm pretty much like the box just made with a policy and kind of busted
I think late game he struggles a bit
I'm going to teleport green because she looks like I'm not going to lie
Can someone pause?
So, Squirm Boy, there's a 5-on-5, Feedy, Feedy, and Phantom Lob, and Mechaneer, and
divine and duck png and blackmore and scorn boy thanks everyone
thank you
dad woke up
I'm going in almost ready to grab that
It's so nice to have your own place you don't have to worry about people off this
it is so good
I love the arcane surge but we'll try it fuck it
More stamina? I fuck with it.
I like voltage this shredder more. I don't hate it.
She's so low, she's so mine.
I'm out, I'm out.
Jesus.
That silver almost beat my ass, bro.
I'm coming back in though.
Oh shit.
Let's go yellow.
I have a bag about to drop.
It does.
Oh god.
You guys actually win this.
If you touch that bag, go and get out.
I see Abram.
Aww, oh my!
Why is there Abram running it down with a 2k bag?
Yo, grab the urn, grab the urn.
Hey, it's fast.
More free money.
I'm not gonna ever do it.
How do we do it? I believe.
Bro, he grabbed a 900 back, which the 7 dropped, so that means he had an 1100 back.
Actually, he had a bigger bag, because that fight was going on for a long time.
I can pop it maybe now, honestly.
Yeah, just pop it now.
I'm gonna run to the second house. I'm running out of air.
Nice!
Wait guys, maybe I was a genius, I don't know.
Huge.
Huge.
Wanderbilt is better bro. I just I can't use Wanderbills. I don't know bro. I got it a little creepy with his builds
We agree
Why just fucking
You want me to matter what?
Oh
I see bother Quinn. Oh, well, I want to buy bro. Do I want point play? I think it's good against
I think it's my fucking... my thing.
That's embarrassing.
It's over there.
There we go.
We could just back into mid. Actually, we're down 3 there, bud.
I got a burn. I'll pick it up.
Did my RIP make a dabbler timers?
Can you take some of their farm while I can?
On the loads? What if I hit the juggernaut?
The skinner error needs to be claimed.
Silence wait by yeah, I do think sounds like it's actually really fucking good
Siphon always new
They just get out of here.
I'm dead.
I'm so...
What's going on?
That's not good.
I saw the seven here
the darkness is uncool down just don't let me get sure honestly I was I was just being
greedy I wanted to take as much as I could I got like I got like two cams I should have
been happy with that sometimes we just run it down for no reason I didn't really realize
so much of a bag I had I'm gonna be just whoopsie
head is approach white these we can look at the end of yellow
I lost my movement buff I'm like right here
head is killed on race coming over
Yeah, she's pissed yeah, she's pissed
Give my bag back crippling I have crippling depression. Oh, sounds good
I'm one juggernaut, I think it's good I think juggernaut's good
Okay, look for fixer
Yeah, they're gone. We're gonna be big boss here
Yeah
Seven six, let me get us coming
Are you guys good fight? I can do it. Don't be a...
Beginner's knocked down.
Oh my, we're better throw.
Yo, I didn't matter, I didn't matter.
Someone's coming down, someone's coming down.
Wait, raise that up, raise that up.
one
share to be pushed out to swap
team
yeah if i can time her swap error purple swappable
I love the drift
I got green fix
I'm gonna pick a burn too, fuck it.
Ocaria has arrived.
You guys are alone in there by the way, so do you have spore?
I don't know when to screen, but...
all the region's uh
free earn
I got all done
There's positive and skilled spirit it does
Leave damage per second
Frenzy yeah, I think that he saw it
We look right side here their farms up
We're born with arms
Crippling so much that they have
So much that super come here bottle even so bad over there are so
It's so bad wait so much you're still oh, you know
Jesse York
Bucking metal skin
Bro, honestly, I'm not even kidding. Maybe was a curse angle there
Is that is that like crazy? It's like so much metal skin
You're rich enough you can just go get first
Doesn't that metal skin on the team
The McGuinness and the Wraith
When I grab him be ready. Yes, sir. I mean
I'll put it for you.
Silver.
Haze is holding something.
Knocked down.
Metal skin!
Silver should die.
Silver?
They all have metal skin, bro!
this game sucks abandoned and get on smite yo I used to play Bacchus or a
jungle bro back in the day I can silence
I
Didn't fucking make this all to the 3000 holy
How's our green oh he's fucked I'm on the fishing it I guess
I'm scared I'm out of here guys what do I buy on the loaks I want vampiric
I need to try and kill this Guinness I want to be here I could have a black phantrum
strike and just TP'd her and just melt her in one second.
In him?
You're so right I'm so dumb I smell like a fucking piece of shit.
No you're just right.
Get a target with the phantrum cycle when she has himself.
Probably.
Actually.
like three
like that shit I like that yeah
wait silver on yellow silver on yellow I think let's go here are we fighting
her
probably honestly maybe I should have just gone fucking I was on stop I don't
Oh, no.
Are we fighting here?
Maybe they've been 20, I don't know about that.
Maybe this is all it is all.
Okay.
Okay.
That was fun, that was really fun, that was really fun, that was really fun, how was your
Moe always dead? Well, be careful when talking about the Scholar.
Careful. One of them hits.
I'm gone, dude.
Self-duration.
Alright, we gotta not end like that.
I agree.
I'm a person around our person doesn't work against metal skin apparently
But our winions though, oh my god look at them go
Yo, they're basically fucking foreign it's a unit just gets better. It's already dropped
Wow, wow holy winions that's actually so fucking bad for them
I need metal skin I guess I mean if we don't die right now it's fine
The vampiric person was kind of ass here not even wrong bro you just need one
gotta keep one lane pushed at the sidelines is keeping first people busy
Vendetta? Eeeeh, hello!
Hello, P.G., I look for magic carpet and just, like, clear waves on the side.
Oh, they're all around you. Oh, shit.
Oh, you know what I'm saying?
That's not bad.
Damn it, bro, it's so bad. I need metal skin. I just need metal skin. I just need metal skin
I have 4700 health bro, what the fuck
More spear resist now it's metal skin, bro
Yeah, so the next one, can you start building spirit?
What'd you say?
I am.
What?
Build spirit, guys.
Your next boss.
Next boss?
Thank you.
Yes, your next boss, build spirit damage items for guys.
Oh yeah.
Is that better?
Uh, look at that, six metal skins, so like...
Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
The music sounds so scuffed, you mean bro?
You're gonna make sure you're gonna make it?
It's not Regius, it's like...
Just pump them low.
Oh.
No, I'm gonna get a salt.
I'm gonna show you what I'm doing.
Yeah, maybe she's gonna do something.
I'm gonna draw a team and return.
They come in at 30?
I don't know if you're right now.
No, I wasn't that.
They could double-sum a boot so far.
They could be there.
My aim is in here.
Why are they kind of pinning you against the wall?
what is happening on the loaks the frenzy vampiric buys were in so I should
have gone like in him and I don't even know what else curse maybe okay in him
curse is like so good I think we can maybe look yellow if they're running
Don't worry. Don't worry. Hey
Push it down. Go under jungle. Go under jungle.
Silver here?
Look at silver. Luigi was gone.
The rejuvenator has expired.
There she go. Amers behind, Amers behind too.
Respect of fire. Amers is not there.
Yeah, those last the frenzy I mean friends he was actually I don't think the worst by because they have like Wraith and
Abrams and
This old man comes for you all but it wasn't the best time
You got to stop buying frenzy bro, but it's so fun. It's so fun
Who the hell who is this in chat by the way
Who is this
Bro, it's not kelp, man.
Oh, was it erin?
Oh, someone in chat said it's not erin, but I figured it was on fucking first gas, maybe
I'm just a genius, I don't know.
5 and 10 of course it's Aaron? Wait, holy clocked.
Holy fucking clocked.
Stuck.
How fast can you get?
Ah, thanks, loves!
Is this you?
What is this deal?
I'm just like with this shit let me see.
I'm fucking zooming.
I'm fucking zooming.
Is this you?
Steven thinks the prime stuff.
Big red poop thinks the final prime.
Akles and Donikari thinks everyone.
You wanna have cute?
Lash, Drifter, Silver, Inferness, Mirage, Mina.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Graves, Holiday.
I love I love playing glaze bro
like shmo yo-ho back in the day
Is that now what this is basically?
Oh, shit
They still make stuff they actually
Do they actually still make shit shmo yo-ho oh
My god they do
What they actually do still make stuff
She was sitting videos to her to his homeboys you happy
Are you guys remember this shit
Back in the fucking day
This one is he
I remember when I was a kid I would like to hear about Charlie Sheen
But like I
I don't get like why was it such a
Like why was such a big deal that he was doing drugs like I don't think he's the only fucking
Hollywood star that's done drugs. Why was Charlie sheen doing it's such a big deal
smart it was more the amount of drugs on top of everything else yeah anime you
were like sentient during that time you would you would know more about this
right like I because to me it just seems like like yeah drugs are bad but why was
he so why was it a big deal of him specifically yeah the tiger blood if
I remember all that shit, but like
He was doing so much oh
Yeah, he was like you have two and a half men. Yeah
Seven gram rocks and bangin porn stars is the highest paid man on TV
I'm my inner bottle first let him carry oh yes silent
Look how this guy was the fucking holiday bug diffuser.
What was the holiday bug?
It was a bug where if you bought split shot and you shot your barrel on holiday, it would
It would explode it five times, so it would do five times the damage and knock back.
Eh, my binder bottle!
They, I, you know what, Venator Viscous, I really should.
Damn.
Now time to get a sick carry.
I'm low though.
Yeah, Hash has no idea.
Holy fuck, bro.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
I'm low.
But yeah, there's no idea. Holy fuck bros lost
You I'm looking handsome today, do you mean that?
The wave push maybe they're freezing I just cringe rather pushing the pressure
Or is it do what you want the hell? I can't live like this my TP may like us a little embarrassing
Take this one take this one
Thanks
Backs you up
What can sponsor
That was random, that trap I could dumbass.
Oh, my fucking trooper tanked it for me.
I'm ready for a parry on the pole punch?
Check this out.
Starting now, ready?
He missed.
He missed, I mean he missed, he's so bad at the game, he missed his fucking puddle punch.
It's embarrassing though.
Oh, he's from over there, there.
Coming back.
Oh hi Calico.
He baited it?
No bro, he just saw it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Coming back.
Oh, hi, Calico.
He baited it? No, bro.
He just saw it.
Get her, please.
Hide!
I'm so bad.
Okay, the fuck outta her.
I'm trolling. I'm actually trolling.
Perry's? I had to. I'm ready. I'm actually ready to sign.
Okay, Viscous plungers is on to tell people yeah kind of
I'm coming for you.
I have ult.
Next time you fight.
Okay.
There'll be health there soon.
I need to buy stalker now, personally.
Why is there a bomb?
Okay, I'm ready, ready?
Punch me, punch me, punch me!
I've blinded him for you, bud!
Little...
Here, try to go.
Yup.
Let us be back. Okay
So much that most you'll bro. Yeah, I see it's it's disgusting and he has the fucking spirit buff which just increases his
Score like rose character. No
No, I said it might but inside out because I'm a child I'll do it soon
probably my god knows if I be
Paul you're near transit with you bro is mad my blind shits on his old
I wanna hit it so bad, I wanna hit it so bad. I'm ready, I'm ready.
Shhh, shhh.
I'm gonna go to the other camp.
There's one.
There's one down to the other camp.
I'm probably dead.
That's just like a lucky timing.
I'm gonna do no they're kind of following up here. I'm doing it
I'm on the coming
Did you watch any DNS no either not watch bedlock my ship sorry, bro, so you can get your head
I
Don't wash up
She's still here, she's still here!
I got her going.
There goes one, both of them!
I'm starting to like to be honest with you, I'm gonna get off.
I figured a roll on my head to save green.
Everybody's pushing.
I'm going to fall, bitch.
How'd you call me, oh my god.
Yeah, there.
Holy man.
you man
yeah I'm kind of I'm kind of nasty at the drifter now
well McGinnis is so broken right now can you believe that they fucking decided
buff that character? Why do game devs unbuff or they buff the unbuff characters? Can somebody
What characters fun to verse in this game who's who's not a pain in the ass to play against lash drifter
Yeah, no, there's
This day you got blind to
Oh, man.
I'm licking hot.
I'm licking hot.
They're coming, OK?
He's over here.
Yeah.
He's back here with me.
They're drinking.
They're not.
They're drinking.
They're not.
Tower, tower.
There we go.
There's three here. I'm out
Who wants to see you face like shut up, bro
Like a lash is just so honest like I didn't talk about it
I don't want to cut off that booster there, but it's fine.
yellow i'm a jumper
i don't want to donate a bag though i'm a little scared
yeah in the centers
i'm on our motor
wanna speak wanna speak
we can get this we can get this we can get this
Actually, yeah, he doesn't just move around.
Wait, they're calling me a macro god, by the way.
Careful. You see me in your lobby, Care.
You would get stumped in my lawn. He wants to see a Doomfist.
He wants to see a Doomfist.
Did we just go Spirit here?
Spirit resilience again?
There's not that much to counter spell.
There's no charge.
Oh, you know what I've come to realize, by the way?
Building defensive when you're ahead is so broken.
like instead of stacking offensive items in your head if you stack defensive
items just kind of win the game
I'm not going to hit that guy, I'm going to push out the other way if I'm taking a look.
Actually stop, stop on me.
well I'm gonna jump I'm coming over your move and jump to the stairs
I'm creeping a little bit
I should really go blue I'm coming blue for the stairs he's pushing that pocket
you can kill him
he's all fell
head to green
more people here by the way
have a grapple maybe
you guys look blue here
that's not getting bounced on
He's here.
He's low.
He's trying to kill.
I think they're rotating now.
Now there's two on green.
You should take blue.
Where'd you go?
I'm chasing her down.
I want her dead.
Can you fuck this guy?
Please.
Who else?
I'll buy him.
I'll buy him.
I'm behind this guy's.
I can't even see him.
Creel has me.
I don't even know what to do.
Do you just keep pushing the green maybe?
I don't have anything right now.
No way there's no fucking way I'm dead I refuse that why is there a trap there who
You put that there.
You need to get up there.
Oh dude, your head.
Okay, there's five there, just five there, I don't know.
Weird and creepy and wet.
have you paired anything though because this just is not even a player in this game sorry
Here comes the Lash.
BOOSH.
Oh, that's good there.
Come on!
God, Lash is so handsome, though.
What?
Cute with the 5 o'clock shadow?
Thanks, first time shadow.
time shadow this is more like a five-day shadow maybe the joke is he can't grow
facial hair it's not a joke bro that's real
this game is just comp gap your team has lash and drift
what are you trying to say
He's in a bag.
Why are we fighting there?
I tried to help my pocket.
We're gonna go to the scale up.
Can I?
Let's see.
God, bro, Drifter is so honest.
Look at this.
What am I doing?
fucking camp
I need to get hollow point if I get hollow point I'm actually massive flexing my pecs
Yeah
Give me in the bitch
Teleports inside your dome
I could have TP'd on him and killed him, but I'll let him live, they'll be hurt.
We can't do anything.
We're gonna buy fucking six metal skin again, bro.
I agree.
Metal monster.
Well, they're gonna buy six metal skins again.
And not again.
Actually, we have a lot of spear.
You didn't have fun last game?
Yeah, bro.
No one's gonna screw you up.
Right on your own.
Blast cannon?
Bro!
Nah, I think it's too late.
I think if you want to go blast cannon, you gotta buy that like 211k.
I feel like...
I don't know, Celeste game?
I don't know.
Wait, Shadowweave would be real creepy.
I'm actually down for a Shadowweave.
I want to go what do I need what do I need looking at their fucking comp?
What do I want?
What do I need?
I'm ass.
No, I'm so strong, bro is disgusting
Why is this where's this where's this killed it was that
The guy
He's cutting all the way
All right
All right
All right
I'm not yellow
Purple lane I guess
I guess the Kalvins throwing now or what
It's Kalvins him dude
and shadow we bomb sorry guys
crippling wall ahead but it's not like it's bad
well there's better agree I'm going for them
Silence, please.
I think we should go under their base.
Yeah, I'm gonna get there.
What the fuck?
I guess we do that.
I think they've given up, I'm gonna be honest.
We don't have to.
I think they have given up.
How are you making viscous with the worst hero in the game?
Is that a bug?
I like how he says that in both of them.
Like what is going on on that team, bro?
Crazy.
Greenwich is under attack.
What an interesting game of deadlock here we go, guys.
I've got a medicine that's been received here.
Wow.
I gave it a reduce by the way.
Noticing that?
Yeah right now.
Hey, who's making the cuticle?
How's the one, how's the one?
I had to try and shoot it.
I don't think anything matters.
Yeah, this is probably too much for me.
I'm gonna go next, I think.
Mind to tune this one up for me, King.
Some underground offensive dance is fine.
You're a bitch.
I can spawn.
Right to me, right to me!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, I don't know where you are.
Alright, bro.
GG.
Alright, good job everyone.
The last of pricks, please.
The last of pricks.
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon.
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon.
Wow. Nobody on the team did anything.
I mean bro, I just got so fed. Like, I, you know, what are you gonna do?
I got so fucking fed.
You know what I mean?
Well everyone's asking to play every hero in the game. What am I supposed to do?
Play every single hero? Do a deadlock stream where I play every hero once?
Yononymous and Yaya and Onigun mixed the two and Regnilla and Anonymous again and Instinct.
Thanks everybody. Wait, there's some songs that I just never cue from like two hours ago. Maybe I should do that.
Thoughts on that?
Like Lemonade by Gucci Mane?
Have you heard the lore theory that Drifter is the one that keeps winning the Patrons
favor and he wishes to go back in time to keep fighting?
Bro, I kind of always thought that like, I kind of just assumed that like the Patrons
Warrant gonna give anybody a wish
Like they're like selfish and I just like manipulating everybody that's participating to fight for them
And then when they win they're just gonna tell everyone to fuck off and like get their own
You think a god would do that yeah, kind of
They do grant wishes we see it in the Lady Geist visual novel well maybe they
have the ability to grant wishes but they don't do it because of like I don't
know I've had three leavers tonight please play an Ivy game for me what if I
just hit random and let the gods decide
No way I listened to old Gucci main? Yeah, I put the song myself. It wasn't a song request.
Who is the strongest person like in Deadlock lore though? It's like seven, no?
like it has to be seven oh doorman right doorman yeah that makes sense
why you looking like this says twink hater 68 yeah doorman is like some kind
of god or like lesser patron or something this was fucking crazy what is this holy
Oh my god, that's fucking crazy
Holiday's just some person with a gun. Okay. Well, okay. No, no
Fucking all is literally called spirit like that's gotta do something now
How's that any different than a normal lasso bro, come on
Like I'm pretty sure everyone that's like in the fucking game has some sort of like mystical
something.
You know what I mean?
Lash?
I think I actually saw something.
I don't know where I saw this.
Maybe it was on Twitter.
But I think it was, they said that maybe Yoshi or some Valdev said in the Discord
that lash has access to like these wind spirits that's why he can like fly a
little bit but I don't know if that's true maybe I just made that up he uses a
grapple okay now explain this now explain this
Alright, I'm done playing you.
I can do that?
Hold on.
Lash?
Deadlock?
Lore?
Let me find this.
I swear I saw something, bro.
Maybe I just made that up completely. I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Can I just make that up?
Let me save you some time. He's in our soul
Implied to be a soldier the equipment models anchor tattoos death slam ship horn other characters friend him as a stevedor
instead of a traditional nautical sailor lashes more likely an airship worker in
Deadlock airships powered by zephyrs were used instead of airplanes
based on lash's ability kit encouraging air mobility and lashes old model having
zephyr tattoos
but I just read like maybe I just read like fucking someone's head cannon bro
I
Who'd I random a wow
Fucking broken character
Yo, she's not about zephyr's in the discord in that lash uses though you're not crazy I thought so
Guys, I need a- I need a- I need a Venator Bill. I'm not going- I'm not going pure melee Venator, but...
DIE MONSTER!
Fuck it. I think OSES makes good- good bills usually.
we can try it this has the guy's this is melee okay this has me like mr. tomatoes
in the game everybody
Okay, Remnanians are broken or what?
Solid. Good job, bro.
You want that solo heal?
And this guy's fucking...
This seven just... he's in his own world, huh?
DIE MONSTER!
No, okay, they have to know if he's gonna do damage, no?
Like, why does this guy just do, like, warden bullet damage?
Except he's, like, pure hitscan.
What's that about?
That's it.
Eh!
fire at the same time!
Jeeze!
I'm gonna risk it if you don't do the alarm
Jeeze!
Damn, I'm out. I gotta kill them. I gotta kill the Rem. I fucked up. Also pocket early
I'm lucky
Pocket's missing
of
I
What would be fucking laser trap is so good
Ready for the fight Rem 1
Jesus this character is disgusting
I'm terrible. I'm just terrible, I guess.
Bro, how did that miss the last one? The first two? I could see them missing. That last one, though?
I see familiar.
How are you losing on pocket, bro? First of all, we're not losing. Second of all, they're getting a fucking gang from the pocket.
pocket
I'm coming green with combo yeah, they're pushed up
That's crazy.
That's actually insane when I just wash my eyes.
He's one on top.
Actually.
Bro, fucking Mrs. Meadow's getting terrorized.
Yeah, I'm getting terrorized.
Okay, pocket's still broken, guys.
I think pocket's broken
Pocket one
What I do if I'm stuck in loser skew just get better bro. I'm gonna hit you with a truque pot losers
Q is unfortunately not real. I'm sorry
Okay!
Okay, the pocket's getting fed, I don't like that.
Um, welcome to Philly bro, you're gonna love it
Look at the party in green lane now. Why does this always happen in my lanes? What's that
about?
Just love.
Um, you should go to the Reading Terminal Market.
That's a very fun place to go. I love recommended place to people.
What? I'm left.
Hello?
What?
What's happened?
Yeah, hello
My internet fucking died. I'm okay
But why are we why do you say tag-pausing what happened?
Ready when you are I think I think he thinks you're like lining up a shot or something. Okay. Well, I'm not I'm unpausing
Guys, sorry. I might buy internet like DC for a second
Sorry about that there's a vesca here
you
Once people have seen back if you can live
I Just need to die actually
I actually just no way on the loads Oh, he was healing when I was hitting them.
Yeah, I saw yeah, I mean I gave him healed that's okay not as those guys I haven't played
it I haven't played enough that venator I'm still you know I've played a few games on
this maybe two games on this character Like it's not my fault okay
I'm not my fault, y'all.
Yo, what up?
I see this guy.
What up, bro?
Daps you up.
Are we really maxing two firsts?
Is that actually a play?
That seems just crazy to me
It's big
Let's see what happens with friend
Oh what the wedge done
Oh
Wow
We're not leaping to you
Uh, yeah, okay.
That's Rem's old name?
Uh...
Mmmmmm...
You guys are so smart, aren't you?
There's two owners, doubles.
He's low and high by.
Do we get a reactive here?
Yeah, a reactive's pretty good.
I don't hate it.
I'm flying to green.
We can jump this way.
Yup, I'm down.
Oh my god!
Our fucking bubbles!
Kill this man!
Bro, I feel like the shotgun just should not do as much damage as it does.
I've only put this place going alone is enough.
He's low, he's low, he's low.
What do you do?
I don't know though.
Oh my god.
It's from the Vatican it should what does that even mean?
Does the Vatican have... do they carry heat over there or like what?
Someone want this uh... soul lane?
Yeah, I could. I'll turn up green and then come over.
The Pope is from Chicago.
I didn't get it before this rathalds me
Walking over to you have combo
No way
I'm sorry
Well, that was oh my god the jokers are insane, bro
That was through reactive barrier by the way kind of crazy
Like where did I go?
Help
Wait
I need my coldest okay, I don't know about under the walking though
You just I just
Is that real news
Where my health go this shield is disgusting
Shit has it
What a fucking greedy pig he just ate his nails.
It's just so weird behavior from him.
Bro, why did I take so much damage run by the way?
Why was I so low?
Was that the ship or something?
I'm spawning right now, I'm doing.
You wanna grab that?
Oh my god, shit is big.
I need to like fucking chill a little bit.
My Venator is not 20,000 souls ahead of everybody else like he should be, which is just a problem.
Holy fuck, quick 800 damage on that guy?
Nice.
I see him.
What do you got?
I'm grabbing it, I'm grabbing it.
Come here!
to end their miserable existence.
What the?
What am I doing, bro?
Why can't I aim as fucking old?
Glad to be a service.
Wait.
What am I watching?
I don't know, I don't know, I'm lagging, I'm lagging.
Care me?
I need care, I need care, I need care.
I need care and pause the vlog.
Can we do that?
These guys just die at my drop that right now they definitely do.
Fire saves more lives than it takes.
Is that true?
I waited shots really good on that guy.
I feel like I'm going to be so slow now.
Spirit resist pretty good this game fellas.
I don't disagree on those sinners
Boom
I need a farm bro. I don't want to fight anybody
I'm gonna go far. I'm like a greedy pig
Have you seen me listen to their boomers if they're so
Runs you to go for doubles
Kill him. I want him dead
I'm moving with combo
Okay, I think if I put this character again, I would actually get 20 kills for the whole fucking
Like the whole game. It's just too easy. I understand how this character works now. They're good. So when you take him now, I get it
I have a big bag though.
Bro, why does he farm so well?
I'm right below you, Moe.
Can I do this 3-3?
I'm a little scared.
I don't want to die.
There's like 3 here.
This is just going to keep whoever I grab.
I
Kind of scared of pocket. I mean I'm up a lot on pocket. I should be able to take
Oh
Big bag if I drop this bag I'm betting someone in chat
This are here
I'm behind him.
Look at my flying in like three seconds.
Come up over, they got it.
Red, blast shot, here we go.
I'm with you.
It's fine, it's fine.
I was just in front of you, I was my bad.
I missed the minion, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.
Fork's your em all.
I'm backing up play for buck please chill just show for a second
Oh guys just don't look at me please please don't look at me. I don't want to look at
Place her book and earn pick up and we're fine
Nice wow our seven is big holy
Holy
I
Just know about spear resilience on the low
He's grabbing it and we can chill
We can play for the drop off like you yeah, I'm buried down just leave leave under yellow
Okay, he might be dead actually go go go go fast go fast on earth go fast on earth
Oh yeah, if you just say it's 64, it's okay.
Yellow? Like it's just so green.
Not fine, no one literally is.
I kill and earn for a kill.
I'm not having to think about what I'm saying.
Can we help our 7?
You didn't have to die?
No, I didn't have to die.
But like, I drew aggro long enough.
So like we're gonna say worth.
Why am I like with things old my dog shit?
Why do I hump the tier three camp staff?
I
and kill a kill ship quick
dude why why why they keep sending to me like they're just losing the game like
just fucking do something else would you
actual fanboys yeah blue might be gone here
I kill this vizzer and then just kill me just kill me just stop me stop me now stop me now
I'm sorry man
I'm gonna ask guys it is what it is.
If you're lucky we lost all our waffles this time.
It's actually not fun at all.
Mid boss right foot.
Actually if you get mid maybe it's fine.
Oh my.
So important with ready.
PUNCH IT!
I'll pick a build.
And then we spawn.
But that guy is fucking stunned.
He's friend.
Oh I'm so ass.
I feel like I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I need this.
I
Know let's go kids asked
Okay, he's out never mind pick me up God guys am I awful at this game our green
I
Hope they don't just take all their farm and then we can see some like a minute or something. I'll play for her
Take your urn and take a second.
Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm locked in. I can fight it literally in one of the team by the way.
Wraith including.
That's how big I am.
Is there a 7-star?
I'm filling, I'm filling.
I
Okay
All right
Lineover with like vortex up and everything
We're just a big guy
Why do I get one snake
You are ass I know bro I know I'm ugly I know I'm hideous nobody's gonna love me ever
I'm gonna dial up like we want me to say
Hi y'all
I mean the second trump the second bar might be true, but I don't think you're ugly
just not we're supposed to say
The pockets are jumping here yellow maybe
The pro arms camps so fast
it's disgusting look right here in my five seconds
I just done this I'm gone yeah you had Vesca's he's on the roof
I'll force him off you can describe it
if only you could team fight as well as you clear camps witness me witness me
yeah
Well I walked into the end but that's fine. I don't really get gas.
26 minute glass cannon. Alright but wait do you see how much I've got?
I don't know.
I don't know.
20 seconds.
Yeah.
Got it, got it, got it.
Hello.
Did you want to just bail the bad?
I don't know.
Back after this video
I miss my maid. Oh my god
Bro, I knew they didn't lay a lot more traps down as well on this guy
Just spam them, where should I put them though, does it matter?
I was in church in church. Yeah a lot
Yo this fucking we got jirts so hard. You're still a church
I'm just laying traps down fuck it. I think we just leave I think we just leave I think we just leave
Yeah, there's like four for me
I'm getting all today. I'm gonna be guys
No ram no race
is for him okay let's actually do something this way shall we I'm like I'm like pretty
Just care of 7
Are you ready?
Right now I'll do it
Shift 1, Rave 1
Shift so loud
should be fucking shitting back
what is happening?
i do not have a bomb
did i do anything?
3600 damage? that's not bad
what is going behind me?
and this guy
I'm speeding in!
What is this thing?
Reactive.
Oh my...
That's insane.
Your Arctic Glass low can save them.
Guys, am I the worst in the early game?
No, I thought it would kill them
because I missed my fucking slash like a loser.
Uh-oh!
Yeah, it kinda sucks.
I don't know if you could do anything about a keyscrab burden though, maybe?
70?
Or 50k 7?
You still have to be a game super?
Bro, I'm trolling down.
But like 7?
I don't know, bro.
Oh, GG.
I have my full combo, silence stun and everything.
The Venator is so gross for me to fight.
The rejuvenator is descending.
Listen!
Got one.
I'm shooting it.
She's grabbed.
Can you kill him?
I'm going to use it.
matters of your life.
Fuck.
You're making this training on you.
I mean I did a lot that fight.
Bro I did 11,000 damage that fight.
I think I'm just gonna save for Divine Barrier at this point.
I hit all my nades and all three stakes like that has to be value, you know
Well, I don't know it feels weird
Right why does my seven on my mom's dog
should have gone with farze build i guess so bro
i guess so
Geez Louise I
Want to find someone on their own and just beat the fuck out of them. Is that possible?
Find that fucking rat yeah
Watch me get jumped over here by myself and I cry
I
Mean like I could try to fall I mean business
I just try to force on stop with Arctic last and then we just know
Hello
I'm slow.
Ames not there, I'm coming fast.
I'm afflicted, I gotta chill for a little.
Oh, please.
Yeah, I'm just dead.
Oh, no, no, no.
What's my Vanader doing?
Nothing.
Actually, nothing.
Well, this Wraith is such a problem.
I see Rem.
Aw, do I need counterspell, bro?
For Rem in pocket?
On the low? Cause I actually might, but at this point, what am I getting rid of?
Reactive?
Yeah, I guess.
I'm gonna miss that 500 barrier, I can fucking matter if I die anyway, but...
Bro, is that counter-spelling affliction?
You must have no luck right now.
They have no rejuvenation for it.
What about greater expansion? Is that a play?
I feel like I really want to counter-stall. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Alright, I have divine barrier now. I'll try to force unsup on Wraith again. I
I can stall a long time with uh...
Alright here we go!
I'm kinda slayer now
What's up?
Can I kill him?
I'm good
One, two, one, two, one, two
Little rat
Ready for the...
Fuck it really low
We should just chase the people behind us. Yeah, we can do it.
I don't know where Viscous is. Oh, geez. Just hold. Wait.
He's not this inside. Nice. I mean, stop for a minute. Just
I'm scared. I don't want to, I don't want to end. I'm going to stay with my team for once.
For once I'm staying with my team. Just uh, sit on me, sit on me. It's kind of hard
to do that but. I mean I'm here with my guys. I'm going to have
Rammel, Affliction, of GPs.
We have two divine barriers.
That's pretty cool.
I mean, I can force the Wraith on stuff again.
What is this finally?
I'm really going to go on Wraith right here.
Wait, wait, this guy, this motherfucker!
Our 7's on mid.
I'm coming though.
No!
No way.
Did we just deal with all this low?
No, we can't!
I think they're back down.
They're 7th on it. It's fine.
It's just like in there.
Huge.
Actually massive. We get this right now.
They're right here. Right here on the stairs.
Silence there.
Look right.
in the bill in the bill come on come on me I'm coming
you want to stop?
huge I have to we're all low we're all slow we got chill
yes, save or rejuve, save or rejuve yeah we do don't
don't always do this every second yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I just loaded that fucking ram.
Okay, what do I buy now?
You know what?
Fuck it.
Let's see what this dick can do.
Give me crushing firsts.
There goes one angry man on my way.
I mean, I guess we just try to take the jungle here with these riches.
They're down too.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down.
They're down too, you're gonna burn when it's a party.
Yeah, they'll be down one by the time we get there.
That's kinda hard.
I mean, you should try and do something though, I feel like.
Wait, we have Pelotov.
Just take what they're safe some shit come down
Oh, man, so your cultist do I sell it now?
I'm with you seven. Yeah
Geez
All right next I'll sell a nice item whatever bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For seven. So, uh, just by the way. Okay, we got to help them.
Let's go. I'm behind them. Um,
I'm down to friction
I mean
No way bro, I'm so bad
I have nothing right now
I can't do much
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Okay
What's she doing?
Okay, I don't know what that guy's doing
I think Viscous
That guy's a whole team making it
Oh my god
Oh god
She's in the pit, Abrams
Abrams on, Abrams on
Can we kill Sheff?
Did you stun him on his own Q? Yeah, I don't know what the heck just happened there.
Wait, I'm a key player though, guys!
Wait, I had second-most damage in the game.
Wait, guys.
I was doing a lot.
Bigly work?
Check this out.
Yo anime, could you tank a gutshot steak from Vendor in real life, what do you think?
Bro that one mid-fight, I did like, I did 11k damage.
Am I E5 yet?
Why not?
Well I would play Boundary again later.
But it was kinda fun.
You guys like the wall bounce tech I was doing?
Were you guys fucking with that when I was hitting the tech?
Not really.
Sorry, bro. I got a P. I probably won't get a game if I kill up and go P
My family boyfriend broke up with me yesterday, Sash.
I'm sorry to hear that, bro.
Yo, any smiles for five months?
Grammy, Sixpence, and Crane Operator and Mad on Bufin?
Last change has really got this dude on Venator?
Shut up, pussy!
I cued random and got Venator.
Fuck you.
Oh, yeah, if you aim like higher, they get f**king- that's insane, you know?
Like what is that?
I mean, Echo Shard is in the build.
He definitely could.
Like if you hit the fucking...
But why am I missing all...
It's like, you should just treat it as HIT stand though.
Other tour doesn't traffic in mercy.
Mercy here.
Yeah, it's just HIT stand.
Come on bitch.
I was only going to build this quite different actually I must say.
Quite different.
Yeah, this is more M1. Yeah
What is gun Catholic daddy build I'm kind of shocked he doesn't get escalating
Die monster!
Two points, gut shot, OP?
Yeah.
character. Oh yeah, he farms so well. It's crazy. Yeah, I'm in, I'm in, I'm intensifying that escalating.
Yeah, why do the mannequins in the trade in the sandbox have mean packs?
Holy fuck, those things are huge.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Reason 26.
I'm better than Bebop.
Only one of us has an impotent-
Five pro kitten won.
That was cute.
That was cute.
That was cute.
I'm Q and I'm Q and random. I shouldn't take this phone to get a game surely, right?
Maybe there's already like a game that I missed.
Super finds out jobs exist.
guys I'm kind of sad about second can I say that
You should give it another try, yeah.
I am the sword of same Benedict
Wait wait wait here comes here comes. I have two across you. What's up big P?
Wait first
Can you recreate the 2b kiss and handcuff photo what are you talking about bro first of all
and no I don't have handcuffs how am I supposed to recreate that okay what do you mean 2b
Oh, the fucking- the kiss, the emote?
And then the hand cut- wait, where- okay, what do you- for what do you need this?
I need to look at the hand cut photo.
My hands are just like this and I'm just looking at the camera, bro.
Oh, DLS is on and off.
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on, it's just like, I just look, dude, I look hideous today, oh my god.
Okay, that's the handcuff photo, and now I need the 2B kiss.
I
Get news
Now why did we all clip that?
Who do you play in melee why do you think I play melee bro?
What is my revenue name?
Why does he want to make sloth?
Why am I mid on lash?
I don't play melee bro.
I'd like to play Captain Falcon in Ultimate.
Why am I mid lane on the lash?
No way she didn't commit to the fucking punch there.
Are you kidding?
I'm restarting the song by the way because I like it.
Any complaints direct them to free-falling
So what's up with our vendors name guys
and the knife is fine who the hell is bedlock Yoshi
It's called Dark Humor Liberals, we calm down a little bit guys, it's called Darts
Where everybody?
Oh! Nice try!
I like the way you think Abrams.
They are gonna come for us, bud.
I'm so sad I don't like that they aren't riding me for that too fast you couldn't do can't
oh my god I'm just fucking close to that you wanna mess with me
Why is he dead?
I'm not gonna do some fucking bitch.
I think I'm an E6 player. I think I've ascended. What do we think about that one, y'all?
I think I got what it takes. Enchanters would be a really good item to buy if I was thinking
with my brain, but I don't do that too often, so...
Coco going green, by the way, I think.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, Nick, it's a vlog.
He can vlog them.
So he's literally like ripping them, you get it?
Am I getting Lash's haircut? No! No!
No way.
Let's see what this book can do.
Oh, I did, like...
How sad is Lash? Oh my god.
I don't know what she's doing.
I don't know why she's this is a fucking 20-day speed just saying that
I'm both here
Oh, thanks, thanks, bro
I guess she's here, bro, what's wrong with my hair you guys don't like my hair
They don't have ult so I can maybe like some kind of caliper.
Yeah.
I don't know if she'll be ran out if I use ult.
That's okay.
Okay maybe lashing's nerf.
I don't know guys, does he?
Is he too strong?
Get a wolf cut.
Wait, what if I get hair like silver?
Hold on.
Can I tail?
What if he just cost my silver? I could. I'm kind of built like her a little bit.
I did hit it, so my god.
I heard it, horse.
I see this gift.
No way.
Sorry, I'm all the way in my small chip.
He's so sorry.
He's so sorry.
Okay, he's in.
Okay, if I can hit a shot, baby.
Go on the shot.
BOOM SHOT!
Oh, how long. That's so embarrassing.
What do you think you did?
How do we get over asses beat by a lash and in fucking blue lane?
Like, that's just so embarrassing, no?
WAIT! I COULD GO TROPHY COLLECTOR!
I
Because the hero is broken as I layne against Calico pocket at the small challenge
Ready for a team fight
I love this fuck I do such a fucking well designed well made well voice-acted character
Let me show y'all how it's done
I got chill for a sec
You know what?
I should take this as an opportunity to get the fuck out of here.
Goodbye.
Actually, maybe I go green here.
Yeah.
Tonight is a grudge.
Go trophy collector, I'm thinking about it.
Are you ready to watch perfection in action?
Okay, I'm sick of these fucking guardians bro. I'm sick of them. I'm sick of them. I'm sick of them
I don't like that. I don't like how my building went in there. That was really bad. Sorry guys. I'm not going to see I baited you. Sorry
Good Billy Perry did he actually? Oh that makes sense then
Hard again your ass kicked
I see page wow you fucking split that other that's crazy
I
Know I'm gonna try to talks again, I think
Can I kill this guy how long you think you can hide so why am I so low?
I
Okay
Big Spirits on this game by the way
I
Fucking shit on that seven bro, I pooped on him
Okay, oh, bro, why my burp so like big tonight
Nothing like making someone feel helpless spirit jars here
I see page
No
Okay, the sevens stare me down
Page one. I'm sad. Am I able to stand till the page?
Ah, I didn't know 7 was there. I'm so bad. I'm so bad.
What am I doing though? Actually, maybe I can play the next one.
He's low.
The goo creature?
He's low as frick.
Oh, man.
And we got earned?
Okay, honestly, the truth is I think I kind of inted a little bit.
My team picked up my slack.
Truthfully.
Also, I think I got earned.
Okay.
I think I got earned.
I think I got earned.
I think I got earned.
I think I got earned.
Also, I can admit when I'm wrong.
Peace, Grove.
W self-reflection?
Yeah.
What can I say?
I can do this all day well why is that lock kind of fun
We have one, we have one.
We don't even know what to prepare.
Ooh, fudge.
Fuck it, low.
Right there.
I think I'm gonna get one shot if I go in there.
Fuck that, bro.
Eek!
Oh, that's survival buff? Hold on, now.
Boy!
They all ran from you tough. I mean, would you not run from me if you said that sounds a little weird
I'm just gonna stop here again
Why toxic and he'll be they don't stack
They stack not like it's not like 65% but isn't it like like whatever it is
They do yeah, it's multiplicative right so it's still good plus I think it's good again
I
Be paid
Hey, patient
Nice
Beish
thank you I'm not with you I'm kind of low you are so incredibly powerful that
Shit is well then fuck
Why is there a 500 back on our blue walker? What the hell?
Check your toxic bullet damage at the end. I mean I will I just want to try it like
Cause I've been getting mystic shot and I just wanted to try to talk so I think it's like not bad.
But I could be wrong and ugly and piece of shit and stupid.
Fuck it's your yellow.
Salog shot ready.
No.
Oh well.
Our green water is under attack.
Yeah, I think like I said like mystic. I'm just like I'm not paying attention to it enough
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I just didn't get it, I just didn't get it
I just didn't get it
I'm gonna get him
Do it, fucking, what the fuck
Um, I would go yellow.
Our yellow walker is under attack.
Maybe someone can help Billy.
I think Billy wins that, though.
I see viscous.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Nearly 2k swing because you're integral.
Can you bump off my balls?
Like two seconds?
okay nerf nerf nerf ball resistances I don't care this just gets away with too
much bullshit I'll say it I'll say it cuz everyone else is afraid to I'll stand
up the big viscous
Okay, this guy's the best part of the game or what?
I don't like Viscous, I think.
I'm not a Viscous fan.
Honestly I could just...
He's half the page there.
I don't think I spears in the end, it's probably like so bad.
I just take too much damage.
I
Don't like this kiss well this kiss is just ugly and stupid
What I'm saying was I could just go like punch build and just like farm gonna build broken as fuck you just spam punches
I'm not coming green but that's just a free drop off probably
They just ready to do nothing
I
Know this guy's fucking moving way too much. How was it 15 and 8 like what send that
Actually
I
Wretched pile of good you thought of that. I see why am I wrong hacking? What the hell was that?
Why can't you see through the wall so good
I wish I was cheating makes you know a little bit easier not gonna lie, but
Just life
I don't play shit because I feel like I'm not good with his movement and
And...
LOL.
Wait, I'm boosting green.
I gotta get over here.
Here's the grand finale. Here it comes.
It's all blue.
I'm facing him.
Oh, he's dead.
Okay, I'm double fucking slowly next.
That's just amazing.
I'm so happy, actually.
Okay, why does this guy just ask shit if he owns Jeffrey Epstein's email?
And then shit says it's my men say like what are we doing?
Like what is happening in this fucking it in this lobby bro and his name is like
Like, what is going on?
Ah, dude, shut up!
Do I get debubbed or dispelled magic as well?
Like, I feel like I just can't keep counter-bottling though.
I mean, maybe you can.
Warpstone?
I mean doesn't matter though like if I get slow next I can't lose to them
So I see this
You buff reduce or would be nice yeah
I'm dead. I'm not sure if they're- I think he's dead. I think I'm dead.
Oh, there he is.
Oh my god!
With spear resilience, by the way.
I'm going to catch green I'm going to go green
debuff reducer?
I think it was debuff reducer it builds on the unstop it's good it's good it's good
It is good, I think maybe perfect itemization.
On the loaks.
Don't, don't.
I mean I have ult.
For mid.
I mean I have ult for mid.
I better rune it down.
Oh my god I'm so fucking scared.
I'm so fucking scared.
Bro they blew that shit up.
That's kind of crazy all right. Um, what do I need? I need you. I need
You
Whatever play Abrams
I used to play it was actually a little bit when I first played this game like two years ago
Okay, got him, let's get him.
You don't calico?
That's an old.
You don't know what calico is?
What are you even doing?
What are you even doing?
You're trying to kill a calico, bro.
They're all low.
I think it's over.
I got fucking, fucking...
No way you got a PC out there.
Okay.
Crazy bro.
Damn man.
I tried yelling at them, I've never won so much, learning from the best, appreciate
that bro.
Although last night I played yelling at the fuck down.
But um, appreciate that man.
Alright, a lot of people on my streamers, a lot of people on my team are struggling, this is kind of tough.
What, my some players like gritting?
You fought off the parts of the hidden king, but they will return.
Be rewarded.
Be rewarded.
Oh, what do I get?
What do I want?
Do I just get Unstop or Boundless?
Boundless?
More damage.
Unstop?
Don't get stunned 20,000 times in a fight.
Bro, why is this guy talking about Silver's fucking well-shaped ass in her pants again, bro?
I look over at the same motherfucker talking about her plump ass, man.
The arts mother
My 14 dead venerator
I
Bro bunny is a troll sometimes why are you solo afflictioning me get a job for a hobby
I can't even I should have gone to stop row cuz now I can't even oh oh geez
Paul Paul like you have any of those LMFAO
Well I have people that love me
Yeah, I do.
Oh, this is a tough game, bro, it's a tough one.
Name 50?
Okay, do I have 50 people that love me on like a personal level?
But I don't know if that's true. I don't know if I do actually I
Feel like most people don't
Like honestly I see pop it
I can't waste a boost. Do you even realize what's happening?
I see page
The iron has been dropped the ship on
green but he's uncollable that's what I was thinking I have a hole
we need to by himself if we're gonna we should go now I see shoot
I'm dead
Oh my god, bro, this shit is disgusting.
No, this shit is a fucking disgusting.
Shit, what's wrong?
Stop it, I'm gonna kill me.
Goodbye, guys.
Aren't you Italian? I know you got a big ass family.
I mean, yeah, I got people in like, I know there's like family in Italy,
but do they even know I fucking exist?
Like guys you gotta think about that like on a personal level how many people would you
say you truly love?
They might rush mid.
Where'd it be spun?
Like that's you know what I mean?
Because like I feel like if you say like a large amount.
You can wait for Billy to heal. This is a good change.
Like can you really say you you
Can you really say that you can give that much time and like
Personal emotional attachment to if you say like 50 people I don't even know that's possible
It's up down and double money. I do think there's levels to it for sure
Let's see what this guy can do.
I don't know what to do about it.
Fuck it!
What happened bro? I'm fine.
But I don't care bro.
I don't like it.
Fuck it behind.
That's one rejuvenated.
You need to make the stand and stop them.
I'm old.
Get back to it.
What's in here?
Watch out.
No.
Oh, I can't even hold, man.
I just can't.
It's too hard.
This game was on? Who was this game on? Probably my editor. 716 on editor stuff, bro.
Well, if we stall the pit for 15 seconds, I can get up... wait?
I'm up in 10 of you guys can stall the pit long enough.
Alright, I'm off to see what I can do.
I'm so sad if they reached one.
Hit one.
You're actually one.
You're killing such a small group.
Oh my god.
Seven half.
And then they took...
1600 damage from fucking...
That's a good point.
100 damage from fucking
They're all next to me to
Always in paint I didn't see
didn't even miss it my hand dude this knife shiv is just fucking deleting all of us
well actually hard to carry them
I
Guys I don't know if she was ever gonna be balanced. Can I say that I don't think this character is ever
As long as he has right click and three he'll be broken.
Oh yeah, check my toxic bullets damage.
I mean, 3500 is pretty good.
Not bad.
Check your last mystic game? I don't even know when my last mystic game was, was it here?
1900? 2000, we'll say?
Well, like, I think that's more of me for just not paying attention to Mystic Shot.
Well, if I play Shiv and I just run it down, then it's like I'm just ass.
Like...
I don't know bro.
Okay, by the way, what's up with greater expansion on ship, by the way?
What is this?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
They asked for this.
time to pull out the big guns no more games
this is where it ends time to pull out the big guns no more games
this is where it ends
I tried to be nice.
Well, I see you like a hit man briefcase.
I'm gonna pull up the big guns.
It's softening them up.
It's over.
No more games.
God, that's so funny.
Wait, I need more ability range. Hold on.
I need more ability range I want to see I want to see this mother fucker fly
I mean this is just not realistic for a real game obviously but like it's just funny
Like what is that?
What is that?
God that's so good.
Now he's actually hitting the Mondstar's dunk range bro.
From Space Jam.
This is how those motherfuckers were dunking, on Michael Jordan.
Fuck, that's good.
God, that's so funny.
There's how LeBron was versus the Rockets today.
How does ns09019.itch.rom?
How'd they get anime's camera roll?
What the fuck is this bro?
they get enemies a time rule no more games god I should no one stops that's
try to be nice build this in an actual game what do we think guys max ability
range? This is where it is. Yeah. Yes for this.
Do
Q I'm thinking about what I want to do
Go full green ship, bro, I actually swear to God I don't think full green ship is bad
Like I'm not even kidding. I swear it's not bad
You lost to it no, I know especially with the bloodletting bro like
No way
Where are you going to play today?
That's getting pushed to like tomorrow probably or whenever I feel like setting it up.
Are you getting off?
I don't know.
I'm going to play one more or not.
Guys, can I be honest for a second?
I've kind of felt like sludgy the past few days.
Like low energy kind of.
What do I do about that?
How do you, how do you, how do you not?
Wake up when the sun gets up?
Not a bad idea actually.
I run on the ice in your balls for 15 minutes, 4 times a day can boost energy testosterone.
Oh, okay.
Maybe the lack of sex is affecting your mood.
Are there papers on that?
Lack of sex effect
You said the other day you try 6v6
No
I have not played I mean
Try to be nice.
Post not clarity is like hitting three healing rights
We equip the K and aim it while crouching
Ew, why does his arm go out like that?
That is nasty.
Ew.
Wait, have they fixed Viper's Reload?
This shit is so good.
Look at this.
Yo Viper, your arm's not supposed to do that, girl.
What is that?
You know they love this in Philly.
Do they?
Wait, wait, listen, listen, listen.
Wait for it, wait for it.
You know they love this in Philly guys I don't think they do love this in Philly I think she's lying
Could you play this later, PLS? Save me.
Guys, why are we looking at random itch.io horror games?
Oh, hell nah.
FNAF rewritten 87.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Why does it in this game sound was recorded in the Grand Canyon?
That's only the old sprawl.
They actually added that recently like the reverb on on old place lines.
Everything else is normal.
You don't like it?
I think it's good.
Is today full lock or are we getting viral?
I just know that rivals check on the 20th is gonna ruin my mood guys. I actually think
I'm not getting the rivals check on
Friday on the 20th I
Don't think it's happened this time around
Why I live and I just haven't I haven't heard anything yet I
Haven't heard anything yet. Oh
Oh
Things are bad bad over at med
I'm sure many of us will be more than happy to upgrade ourselves to two or three to make
up the difference.
Column 3.
And, the leech is from the game.
No, I'm not- I don't think I'm gonna do- I'm not gonna do death ease deadlock thing, I don't know so.
I don't think so why not I just don't feel like it. I just don't feel like it
You time to build life Viper
you hate that you know bro I just don't feel like it I just don't feel like
why do I have to do it why why why why do I have to do it I don't get it
He moves like he's too many wigs of a 9S to go to the bathroom?
Eskies?
Eskies?
Isn't she?
Maybe.
I
Skc jam and Jonas are it that's cool
But like
Guys why
I'm not even a baller. I'm not even a baller Bell
Roach, okay chat just beats so it doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter
we don't matter no bell but like you guys are just doofy all the time that's
all
You got to just do it.
I'm a rush.
I'm the one shot people.
Well, well, well, says Orphan.
Oh, this character, I don't know, I actually think he's kind of nasty, but like, I also
think it's kind of hard to get like five stacks on somebody late game.
So does that mean he's bad?
Dude, you know what would really cheer me up, dude?
Some fucking Jolly Bee.
I think I should go for some Jolly Bee tomorrow.
What do you think?
It is kind of a track, though.
five
five
three
three
I
See drifter
Don't you know Philippine a fan? No, why would I hate anybody?
Go in the shop
I don't hit anybody. I'm a wholesome Chungus actually
W lash
Okay, I was gonna spear it new Jesus Christ
I should discuss thing I'm not a character for a while. It's fine
You also hate women. No, I love women try to win actually
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Stayed up there.
Stayed up there.
Enduring strike!
Enduring strike!
Why is he yawing voice lines, bro?
What's wrong with this garage guy?
Drifted might be going mid, okay.
Kali could be rotating the yellow.
Garage with that!
So wait, the Jinn is Nashalla, right?
Question mark?
Yeah, just checking, maybe if I got that right.
Well the fucking spin through the air, so goofy.
I see the enemy.
Alright bro, throw that.
When it comes to protecting Nishala, I want his in the endgame.
But who is Nishala?
Nishala like actually who who is Nishala like why why does he care about her why
does he serve her where my Lord had that I actually have a red man
Marajor's lore, so...
He supports women?
Not on Marajor, I guess.
God, this lane is just so fun.
I love getting fucking...
...taps.
There's a lot of stacks, are you hitting bombs?
Doesn't look like it, honestly.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man.
Interdimensional German
Alright, fuck you
There's no way this thing's on
Oh, maybe about how I want to do this, I got this.
Okay.
Fuck!
Might be Bob coming in for a little bit, but he made up for it, hold on!
W.
W. W.
Trifters missing. He's back in the middle.
Okay. Worst camp, terrible time by the way.
I just fucked that up a little bit.
Oh really?
Oh, really?
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
That's a lot of spells.
So fast.
I gotta fuck with that enchantment and lumbai from my big bebop here.
Fuck with that one from him.
I might have to follow in his lead.
Throw there, game out of principle.
I want my spike I'm so greedy dude.
I'm so greedy. This is why I leave every game.
Okay. That works. I guess.
Dude.
Oh my god.
Why did I do that? I should have said this.
Yo man, there's a great talent to do that much damage.
Wait, tippy.
Drifter is still missing.
That was one HP.
Oh jeez.
I was a turn is what do you mean bro jealous
What like what?
Calico good yellow
Okay
The sinners?
Did you get it to me?
Oh, thank you bro.
What a wholesome guy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bounces on it.
You know it's a fake?
You know it's supers in it.
Don't know what that means.
And you know what?
Don't care actually.
Don't talk to me.
It's like dodging everything in this game.
I think he's gonna use it.
He's like dodged everything in this lane, bro.
Cool.
That talent's still on.
Dang.
Aw, no.
No.
Which has happened to me.
I was under tower 1 HP.
Actually just gross.
I got TP over the yellow.
Actually but do you have you ugliest fuck?
Appreciate that bro.
Dr. Wolf here too 1 HP.
I have enough somewhere.
Where?
My ears!
Okay, well, that's fun.
What the fuck?
They're scared.
That's just so fun, isn't it?
That's fear.
True.
You chubby AF!
I know what this means!
I know what that means!
I'm leading peace
Wait when I get big I'm gonna hard carry I can't wait to get big
you're so big flexes my muscles and watch as you get notably flustered do you
like what you see
I
Can jump the same
Hey, he's out. Yeah, I'm gonna hold two or two three
Oh, did he know
I'm just flying in the city boy. Yeah, I don't want to fight this fuck
The ball that's
I'm going to kill them if I make it to come out.
Oh, super easy.
He's one. He's got one.
He might not die here though.
Fuck! Dude, if I hit that shot on him, he would've died.
Damn it, bro.
I needed one more shot and he was dead.
Bro, it's kind of like a horror game playing against Mirage, no?
Like, he did so much fucking damage.
The new match actually is what I also want it's what's often sOS for
Oh, from Arc Raiders, sorry, no longer funny, I'm not laughing anymore, unfortunately.
You laugh, I take it back.
Unlucky.
What have been a good joke?
I do see Ivy.
I'll let you win, I think.
I can go.
Oh, there's like three here.
Four here.
Yeah, they're looking at my juicy asshole
That's me by the way on the on the on bebop, I hit that hook
You can't stop doing it.
Turn.
No.
This is going to be low.
Okay.
It's again.
2100 damage on this dome piece.
No problem.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Holy shit, good shit, Morton.
I changed heaven, I made him watch me turn that shit in.
I'm coming over.
Alright.
And she's gonna die too, right?
Got her.
And she's gonna die too, right?
Got her.
Fighting me was a grievous error.
I got yellow, gold, blue.
Roger that, boss.
Thank you.
These guys are like corny for me, I don't know.
I would be too.
Oh, it's like that.
Thank you.
start running from a Raj is kind of a secret talent
Raj is kind of fun a little disgusting but he's fun
I'm with this. I'd be a little late for jumping but I'm still here. There's like
Okay, he's pinning enemy right now by the way. There's like four here. Um, I might be
dead. No, I'm gonna die. I have three stacks on Abramus. He can die. He can die. I have
three stacks on Abramus. Yeah, I'm gonna send him. I'm gonna send him. The Lash is
on his way. That was, that was a stop. Oh, that should be pretty good. Okay. I'm
I'm saving you
We have two lash voice actors on our team
The small badger the stun can you hear our wardens warden impression
You know to change the world
That was so tough
You right now look at my POV. I'm helping you actively right now. Oh
Wait, I got to tell them walking time to see what this dick
Oh my god, this guy's just slowly inching towards me.
Let's see what this dick can do.
Let's see what this dick can do.
What? I just kind of fucking mute, I know.
When you can see him all standing, look at his cheekbones.
Oh my god, look at that mute!
It's going to move like one more inch forward.
Yeah, how do you pronounce the IV's name?
I couldn't tell you, bro.
I don't even know how to begin it.
How is she zero zero zero?
What does that even mean?
There's W stats for you talking about.
I have a no KP.
That's the best KP for us.
respected
but then 050
yeah we did that
let's go
this guy dies for sure
i got him
I
Think I'm gonna fight so
Really came back out I could have just killed it. That's okay
I
Come back out
I
So annoying dude the talent came back. I was like fucking two HP. I could have just killed yeah, I was doing they so stupid
You like a leg that I feel like Mirage is kind of honest nine eight seven
Is like
three two one he's like a ticking time bomb
when you fight him
they were not the scare here i'm pushing blue
That makes sense like
And it's like I think the worst part about fighting mirage is like
There's no like real visual indicator that you're about to get nuked for all of your health
I'm being chased by the drifter man
I'll show you the door, but- Which kind of sucks.
I'm not school.
Wait, I'm like that, one on one.
Wait, where's this ammo?
It's available?
Yo, save Private Warden.
Save Private Warden.
Yo, if you come over here- I got you, I got you, I got you, get me!
We lost we lost we lost again guys they're getting our walkers why she gets so
far a lot of money I will not be dying okay I'm actually gonna leave you both
the game now I'm so strong you cut it you cut it you cut it
I see that I'm walking briskly jogging
please you all this spell magic does this spell magic
Oh
That's insane no
Awesome people saying this build sucks I think our noob NGL IML
Like I don't think you want to build a QSR anymore because like you want to get that
I have the Avern Lurk on that right.
I can kill this Drifter.
Well, can you push that blue wave one more time?
Run for me!
of
the government
and
the
ship,
and
the
city, all of us are looking for the
Still building M1 Mirage, what do you mean bro?
I got my Echo Shard, if I just jump this Drifter again, where is he?
Oh, no way
Hold on
All right, so weird of you
Bro, it's not my fault, like I blame Yoshi, like I don't know, bro.
What do you want from me?
Blame the Yoshi guy.
Wait, Mark, I'm behind. Hold on.
You're dead.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
And the Drifter Ray target. Alrighty guys, GG. Great game everyone.
GG.
I need a flex slot. Can we get that real quick?
I'm with this.
He didn't like I told him how you have to get it
We'll get in there
Well, unfortunately for them, I suppose, can we do the dash for this?
You can get a maximum of 5 when you upgrade it, and every mark that is applied is a multiplication
the damage that you do so you can get up to five marks which will do
16x damage
I'm gonna die
yo dude you're taking my fucking thunder by the fuck
you bought it?
got you
I
He's the view carry honestly super geez
Yeah, bro, I kind of believe that drifter I feel a little bit bad
Yeah, I can see that sure for I have to reload I can see it
So yeah, basically it scales with spirit
I won't hesitate and
Each mark so this is 2x damage into four
No wait, 2x damage, 4x damage, 8x damage, 16x damage, there you go.
The first stack is 1, then 2, then 4, then 8, then 16.
Goodbye
Not like
Does the does this tier three more can need to stun you as well
Like doesn't need to do that
Well, like, bro, his win rate is so low.
Okay, I honestly really do think late game, it's like, you're not going to be getting
five stacks.
Like, if you don't end the game, I don't know, it's tough.
Cuz yeah, bro, you can go race
Like I'm trying to get some jokers here
I
As long as it's all who this guy Maraj I mean
I mean, I'm trying to the city of my terms.
Oh, yeah.
Maxwell being a 65 second.
Pretty good.
I'll take your life.
Die.
It's hard to say but like when you're in the mid game and like you get a jump on
somebody and you get like a free stack or two on them before you even start the
1v1 it's pretty funny watching them get fucking nuked for 2300. Can't lie it's
pretty good but like this shit like this just should not be in the game I like
this is this is just an egregious like tornadoing back and forth on someone
like that is just so dumb
Now buy a refresher and do it six times. Oh, that's some real creepy shit. That's just
some sicko shit.
I
Get died before even
What happened to his health why is his health like bugging
The power of the gym is absolute.
Oh, because my fucking scarabs are sick of fucking distressing right now.
Alright, now what?
Now what?
Wait did I get E5 off that game that'd be really funny.
Nope.
Or I feel like getting E5 and E6 is just impossible.
See if you one trick.
I'll play a few different heroes though.
Mainly Lash and Drifter and then Silver.
I guess I had a dynamo game, a Mina game, a doorman game, Graves, Holiday.
Like, different characters.
My lowest skill rate of heroes? According to the game, it's Celeste.
But I think it's because I don't have enough, like, I think like Celeste, Apollo, Rem, it's because I don't have enough games on them.
So.
Like she's also like, yeah, my three,
they're all my lowest win rate, so.
Are my lowest play rate, I mean.
Me not.
But my last used to be sub 50% win rate.
God, that was fucking embarrassing, you know?
Dude, my water win rate is so good, though.
All right, should I play a slay-despire run?
Last time I checked your last rank, you were 6'7".
Is that real?
Sorry.
Is that tough?
Is that tough?
What the hell?
Who is Super with two Rs?
Not like Super's a fucking unique name or anything.
Isn't my Drifter pretty high?
Okay, maybe I'm not on here anymore somehow.
Where the fuck did I go?
They took me off. What happened? I used to be like top 50.
Fell off I guess.
You're not good I guess so.
You can finish Persona 5 before you end stream if you start now.
I don't know if that's true.
Who's rank 1 right now? Is it still Parzellian?
Oh, it's Dew, Ido, and then Parz.
You guys know I can get rank one damn good enough.
Don't mean to brag but I'm 69 low in krill.
Alright bro.
Just announcing you're a fucking domestic terrorist to the world.
I wouldn't do that personally, but...
I will not kill Meshalla!
I will not kill Meshalla!
Let's play a slay this byron.
Shall we?
Putting the twink on the TV, who you talking about?
What did you type Slay the Spire Dose?
Are you dumb as hell bro?
Yo, I seen it since I was 6 months speedy fruitcakes and seen a fruit and roguane fan and not sore
in the doka and slot society and sub mochi and gloomrock and q zensen.
Who did you play in your apex days?
Who did I play in apex pathfinder?
I think I played pathfinder the most, right?
Sorry Super but Steel Ball Run is out by bye.
I think I put a lot of Pathfinder.
Octane? Yeah I think I put some awesome Octane. Yeah yeah yeah.
Oh I never want to run on Regent. Let's just do Ironclad.
Let's do it. I'm more of an ironclad player.
Enemy lose 9 strength is turned exhaust, stratagem, whenever you shuffle your draw pile choose a card from it to put into your hand.
God, you're so basic.
Ironclad is the current thing that's been the most trouble, but really?
How's that possible?
No offense to you.
Craving Silver's toes right now.
Are there really people that are actually into toes?
Like, is that real?
smart yes you know that's real yeah I guess it's just like
I personally am not into toes. That's what I'm saying.
Draw three cards. You cannot draw additional cards this turn.
Perfected strike.
That's an interesting one. Let me try Stomp. Stomp could be fun.
What was the point of that question? Did you want everyone to say no and it turns out we were all pranking you the whole time?
I mean, that'd be kinda cool, no? That'd be kinda funny.
Hmm, you sh...
grapple oh my god like lash deal seven damage whenever you gain block this turn deal five
damage to the enemy I feel like molten fist is just so good
the sunken stone alright I'm gonna finally beat five elites I'm gonna do it I'm gonna
do it I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it this fucking run
witness me. Regular enemy combat... you ain't him?
What?
Ow!
I'm so stupid
There's three HP game
Boosh
Get lose there HP game energy. I don't hate bloodletting
Haha
I'm not gonna lie, this game is too tough for me.
It's not that bad, I think.
Maybe I'm just talented and handsome, I don't know.
Could be.
15 STRANG!
15 STRANG!
Oh!
Yooooooow, what the fuck?
The way you play games is so gross, can you expand upon that?
The chosen cheese!
One damage off Lee, fuck you.
How does he always high roll the cheese?
I mean high roll is just good play for me, no?
Why are you smiling your finger?
I just put my finger here a lot people always ask that it kind of pisses me off. I'm not sniffing my finger
I'm just like I'm just I have my finger here often, you know
Okay
That sucked.
Why am I getting my ass beat?
Dad, am I about to lose?
What's happening?
Wow howl from beyond
Bro I just didn't get this fucking item I just I never understood this card I have to you I have to
exhaust this card with another card and then it'll play every single turn
I did not die very important
I'm locked in now warm warm run out the way
I could just kill fuck I miss lethal
Now if you put a tap the turn game three block
Add a random attack into your hand, it's free to play this turn.
That sounds fun.
That sounds pretty fun.
Just got here, did he already choke a run?
No.
No.
I did not show up around.
Deal 6 damage at a copy- no.
Molten fist is good.
Secondment exhaust.
All non-attack cards in your hand gain 5 block.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I can just kill one of these guys.
Well, I can also kill this guy in the middle first.
Hey, thanks for being a great viewer, Judo. Appreciate that, man.
Whenever you attack this turn, deal 4 damage back.
Sure.
Why not?
Yo, can you just like a femboy again?
At least the streams were enjoyable then.
When did you follow my stream?
When did you follow me?
Following since 2026, March 19th.
So today, by the way, you've never seen any cosplay.
strategy. Whenever you shuffle your draw pile choose a card from it to put into your hand.
pretty good. Impatience also looks pretty good.
Discovery? Yeah, I kind of fuck with that.
Can you call me a naughty viewer please bro? Why do you guys want to get like
you know?
Just do it.
You're such a naughty boy, aren't you?
Even real naughty recently.
Wow, I'm freeing.
Oh!
Wait.
I see how that works
Are you doing this for chat or for yourself, but I'm not doing that for myself. What do you think I'm a freak?
Oh my god
Okay, I'm getting a- OH THAT'S MAX HP I'M LOSING!
Oh, geez.
The infernal blade's kinda fun.
Guys, am I ass of this game?
Yeah?
You mean that?
Two of them are pretty good, but I don't think I need it.
I want to get rid of some bull shit in my deck, I think.
ROLLING BOLDER!
One dollar off, one dollar off what?
Oh, the boulder.
Yeah.
Feels bad.
Whenever you add a card to your deck getting 15 gold and kind of buns, but whatever
Transform cards become a random card of any rarity or upgrade what upgrade of infernal blade
Pain is nothing my enemies must die the pain is nothing my
Check the upgrade on Discovery, probably should have done that, huh?
But I'm a big dumb dumb.
While the Slytherin Strangler is alive, at the end of the turn, take 3 damage.
Well, um...
One two punch! This turn your next attack is played an extra time.
Hmm
Like destiny, oh my god mods, let me ban the destiny viewers, please
Your mod is it that I know he's a destiny player, I know isn't that crazy?
Oh shit.
journey ends here.
These are all buns
Shall we begin he says
Reveal his HP and return game one strength he'll fight him is twice game two snow. Oh
My god, I'm gonna get my I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I can't be I should use that first. I'm so ugly
That's fine, I think you can take a full hit there oh my god, he's not gonna die
Jesus guys big I can't kill him I just can't fucking kill him oh my god please
don't fucking die what is that what are these roles what are these fucking
roles that almost freaked out if your age is out of beloved home I need that
That's gonna be so big I need that
There's one HP deal 9 damage all enemies I mean whatever
Never picked a block card in his life. Okay, I have four block cards in my fuck you
I thought I said viscous
Rolling goo!
Gaining energy at the start of each turn, I think we fuck with Pyre.
Did we fuck with Pyre?
I think we fuck with Pyre.
What is that thing?
That's a fucking good card.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I gained 5 block, deal 5 damage.
I kinda like that.
Um, what if we upgrade?
That's my full deck.
Oh, this guy, oh jeez, oh jeez, um, dominate, gain one strength for each vulnerable enemy,
exhaust, battle trance, no.
I mean, these are all kind of not great, but a random power cord?
Free pyre.
Oh, he's slippery.
I forgot about that.
Oh, yoyoyoy.
At the start of your turn, gain four vigor.
I need to start knocking him down.
I need to get rid of the slippery.
No!
No!
Oh.
Oh, no.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Okay, I didn't start beating his ass now.
Bitch!
Blue 6 HP, gain 2 energy, draw 3 cards.
I don't know if I can afford to lose energy, bro.
I don't think I can afford to lose HP here.
I'll do it. Why not? It's fun.
I mean...
I'll live.
Okay, I'll live this fight.
Geez.
1-2 punch is pretty nice.
Lose 1 HP, exhaust 1 card, gain 1 strength.
Think I fuck with one two punch. Give me that
Where did I put oh come into my collection take anything that pile over there put it to good use
Obtain a unique curse and three relics
At the start of your turn draw two additional cards that you start each combat confused
Gain energy at the start of each turn but you can no longer obtain potions.
Bro, I feel like Sneko's so bad.
I mean, I don't have that many high-cost cards though.
Buns? That's pretty okay. Whenever you have no cards in hand during your turn, draw a card.
damn those are some buns relics what the fuck
does the game hate me?
Oh wait, I got an extra card.
No, this fucking bell.
God damn it, not the bell.
Wait, I really want to make a trek to Jolly Bee.
Oh, okay, that's just great.
Just great.
Ow!
Infernal Blade, oh my god!
Thrash?
But I'm not even gonna, I might order like everything off the menu.
Off Jollybee.
Is that greedy?
Okay, I'm gonna need that.
Is that greedy?
Okay I'm going to need that, um, I feel 9 damage but a car frame discard pile on top
here
bush
why knock him on his ass
Dismantle. If the enemy is vulnerable, hit twice. Well, they're not vulnerable, but I
can still dismantle them. Ew. This enemy intends to escape. No. No. No. Thank you.
Thank you.
True grid, gain 9 block, exhaust 1 card.
Is that even good?
I
Think oh very nice bag of preparation. I didn't mean nothing that you guys told me to get cuz I get two extra cards anyway
I have a lot of money
Wait oh my god
I can't kill anyone with this wait
Oh, I don't know what I just drew, what I just drew.
BOOSH!
Well, that was dumb.
no it stays doesn't it does stay game 30 but why does he look like that
I
Dead
It's a boost can you say kadinga like the burnt peanut
What is this you say what is kadinga bloodletting plus is really nice
Any bungalow
Why is kelp actually a tier 3 sub in Mr. Burnt's stream with the lead VIP badge?
a good question and then we just take a beat down here a little bit for this first turn
Okay, that was maybe an error, because I'm about to fucking get fucked.
Guys I'm gonna lose again.
Do you eat down to enemy's vulnerable hits twice?
Are they vulnerable?
I can make them
I'm okay
That's fine.
It's really undefended.
I got an epoch.
This is a placeholder.
This story is unknown while you are viewing this epoch during an early access stage.
Okay.
Alright, cool.
Can we fucking- like god, I-I hate early access so much, bro.
You bought the game, Yackus Chat told me to.
Yeah, I didn't play Hades 2 in Early Access either.
The fuck?
Lethe poultice seems interesting, but I also don't hate boom and conch.
No agency over your choices?
Nope.
than to look in word isn't it why would I accept blame when it's just easy to
shift it off on to someone else the hell
they'll go be trolling
Yes, of course.
Of course it is, not a pot dealer.
Smart.
Goodbye soup, I can no longer afford to sub to you, you are fuck I renew dupes.
Oh, that's a smart decision, it's okay though.
Don't feel too bad, you made the right call.
It's not clor- start clor- clorning your subs?
Is clor- is that like the- where you can like finance anything?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro, how is that shit not about to like collapse in on itself?
I just have such a hard time believing that that is like a functional business model that's
not about to just die.
We all using Klarna for our sports bets.
Battle chance is good.
Don't trust you chatter, random chatter.
Oh my god, one damage off lethal!
oh infernal blade yes give me that gain 161 gold lose 18 HP give me that
give me that
Like, what's the point of like it's just, it just seems a little silly to do that, no?
Greedy Piggy?
Um...
You are a tier 3 sub.
That's pretty cool.
I don't want to just walk this guy, get owned, and then beat the fuck out of him.
Remove two cards to your deck, add Spore Mind to your deck.
Why would I not do this?
Is this not like the best fucking question mark you can get in the whole game?
How could this possibly be bad?
You guys always say remove strikes, so I'm gonna listen to you.
I'm gonna listen to chat on this one.
Mango.
And then we'll just get rid of Spore Mind.
Don't care, Eat Mango!
Add a copy of the third attack you play each turn into your hand, that's interesting.
Do you have 7 damage? Game block equal to damage Dell?
Pommel is good. I'll believe you.
But I won't believe the guy that said get Fist of Cups.
Free attack!
BOOSH!
I'll think about it.
Wait perfect order for me or what?
Whenever an enemy dies gain energy and draw one card. That sounds really nice.
That sounds really nice actually.
Stop skipping thunderclap.
yes sir gambling chip
KUNA I KNOW I WANT KUNA I
BLUGIN?
Equilibrium
I kinda like bludgeon it might not be meta but I like it so I want it
I guess I'll just keep getting rid of strikes.
You guys say it's good to do that.
I don't know if I trust everybody in this chat, but I'll do it.
42 damage!
Ooh, I could upgrade a lot of these actually.
Yeah, Palma looks pretty good.
42 damage. We'll get it later. We'll get it later. It's fine. We'll get it later
Boosh wait. Yeah
Wait
BOOSH!
Upgrade all cards you need for the rest of combat.
Bully, deal 4 damage, deals 2 additional damage for each vulnerable.
I forgot ritual could be good.
I see a vision there.
Oh, this is a fucking pussy-ass enemy.
I don't think he's gonna have a boss, actually.
Peck peck peck piece of shit
All right, I need to start hitting this thing a little bit or it's gonna kill me
All right, just Hyrule bludgeon on the next thing
No way man
Fuck me.
This sucks.
Kinda getting washed by this pussy.
Happy Flower!
So you turn, put a random attack from your discord pile into your hand and upgrade it.
Impervious seems really nice.
Oh Impervious seems really nice.
But I could also get rid of another card.
Now I'm getting impervious.
Ignores chat and thanks for myself.
I need the- I need the- I need the fucking-
Yes, yes, this is good, this is good.
This is good, this is good, this is good.
I need- I need to get rid of this shit.
wait I'm chillin wait he's getting his ass beat
I'm beating the fuck out of him
Well, there's not a point to do that wait, but what if
How about that one
Probably should have done that first, L order, but it's fine.
Wait.
Booze!
Cascade sounds really interesting.
Cruelty seems really good too though.
Colossus!
Wait, no no no, it doesn't matter that I'm fine.
Cascade can be silly, it can.
Yeah, where do I go cruelty on that one?
I think it's smarter.
Enchant all strikes with ten, no.
I have like two strikes.
What are your turn?
Spend 5 gold to gain energy.
Obtain 4 wax relics.
Every 3 combat, your leftmost wax relic will melt away.
What are wax relics?
Seal does seem decent.
It doesn't automatically take it or is it a choice?
If it's a choice, I feel like it's pretty good.
Oh, it's automatic, you little fucker.
Twenty damage on this fucker?
Is that worth? Probably not.
Give my car back or I'll kill you.
Wait, bludgeon me? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, but he has this thing.
Right.
But he's still dead because bludgeon is so big.
Should we do five question marks in a row?
Like is that a central to go five question marks in a row?
Fuck it, let's get it twisted.
Damn.
Wait.
Not damn.
Hold on.
No, I can't do balls.
BAM!
God bludgeon is so fucking fun to use.
Wait.
Wait, uh, we're gonna do that.
I mean, I just don't point to this, but I guess I will.
Fucking 45 defense.
Pussy.
Get the fuck out of that tunnel, bitch.
We are all seated for steel ball run.
Guys, there's no way Steal Ball Run is this legendary fucking manga that, like, I just,
I don't know.
Is it really that good?
Yes bro it's so good I mean you guys might be right
How old could be good with a true grit, but
Nah, let's just remove some bullshit
Let's remove some bullshit
Flash steal also is good. I didn't even read that but
lose flex potion gain 10 max HP lose 6 HP and chant attack with vigorous 8 oh well
you know what we're putting that on
at the start of each combat procure a potion shaped rock oh very nice
Alright, well, I would love to fucking...
Fuck you.
I guess we'll fucking shield up a little bit.
Probably should have done that first, I keep forgetting.
But it's okay at least I got right over this time
Um I should have used the other I'm trolling my head hurts my brain my brain care me care me
Oh come on I didn't even think about that I'm so stupid fuck I'm so dumb bro
Dude. Dude. The shout of my fucking inventory. Be nice to yourself, bro. It's hard. It's
So hard to remember to do everything, you know what I mean?
BOOSH!
You guys say offering is GIGA, so I'm gonna take it.
And you guys wouldn't lie to me.
Anchor's pretty solid.
Oh my god, the 50 damage bludgeon though?
5 cards jeez
it big number he big number
I need to heal and then I'll fight this fucker I guess alright don't be a
fucking piece of shit. Don't like that guy. Don't, don't like you. Throw the rock at you.
BOOSH!
in me. Jesus Christ. God, bro, I gotta just draw so many cards. You're shitting on him?
I know.
No, no!
Mountain first plus.
Do I need mountain first?
I don't think I need any of this.
Mountain action.
Ha ha ha!
Fuck you.
Let's craft four cards with battle trance, it's like, wait cruelty plus is crazy, no.
Are you bloodletting is the play actually?
Every energy here?
I hate this boss, I hate this boss, I hate this boss, I fucking hate this boss.
That? That? Lodging? You know what?
Yeah, that's so awesome.
Again, wow.
Get shit on. Drink.
I want to drink. Draw two cards, but one card from your head on top of your exhaust.
Again.
I'll copy your draw pile and then...
OH GEEZE!
useless
Bro this boss sucks as- this is the hardest act 2 boss
I swear to god it is, like it has to be
No?
Really?
Come on.
73 damage.
Night night.
Oh my god feed forgot about that conflagration deal eight damage to all enemies deal to additional
damage for each other attack you played it is really late for feed I agree kind of I
I kind of fuck with Colossus maybe.
But I do draw so much.
All right, what do you got for me?
Oh, sacred demon, what have you done to me?
So actually what you bargained for.
Okay, definitely not fiddle.
Preserved fog?
When you encounter the merchant, these are all ass!
Parasol?
Guys, my deck is gonna get so fucking cluttered.
Fuck it. Let's try it. I've never done it. Why not?
you
Bitch
Run over yeah, I mean probably but
It's at least interesting if nothing else
75 damage well fucking big wait, I want to see if I can get that
87 damage that's the exact amount he needs peace out bro
Haunt plus true great plus or arm and plus arm and plus could be interesting actually
Okay.
Did I draw so many cards?
All these fuckers.
BITCH.
Brother path into a shop?
Yeah I just thought I was going to do the FLO.
Did you listen to me?
Or no?
It's fine if no.
I just want to know if you did.
75, JEEZE!
Well I kinda crafted something big here now.
Fight me!
He feels 6 damage twice, gain 3 strength, and also gain...
What did I get?
Evil Eye Rage Secret Technique.
Viscious pillage fiend fire
What might look of five rings venerable tea set miniature tent
All right, bro, thanks for your patronage I guess check again
I don't want to exhaust anything, eh, whatever.
Wow, that's plating the knowing.
Pick a skill from your draw pile into your hand.
Do that.
What is the game, six block and other six block already exhausted?
Okay, that's good.
Can your brain handle all this reading?
Yeah, getting a dump.
Really want blood.
But I also need a hard bash.
Wait.
No, I don't need to do it for this guy, he's a bum.
Is he a bomb actually? Do I regret that decision?
Whenever you play vulnerable draw one card, exhaust your hand? No.
Do the six damage, draw cards until you draw a non-attack card.
What does this give me?
Um...
Oh, I'm cooking right now.
Give me a second.
Um
That's bigly
Should have done that first maybe 73
Colossus
Nice.
Can you pummel, please?
Not pummel, what's it called?
Bludgeon?
Pummel?
What's it called?
The fuck?
Oh, bludgeon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, I can exhaust all these, I think.
Actually, hold on.
Okay.
Solid. Give me bloods and bros, we can just flatten this guy. Guys, I don't think taking
everything from the store is the best decision. To be honest, it's kind of ass, but that's
fine. Rainbow ring is good. Eternal feather is good. If you enter with no cars, eh. Hand
of greed fast and again unmovable this is just so egregious this is just so fucking egregious
bro it's time for steel ball run I guess we're watching peak bro I didn't go like
I haven't watched any fucking JoJo's ever, bro
You don't need to yeah, I know but like maybe I still should I
Coulda wreck it so I mean I can rest as a matter of it
Do I just represent invincible bro, I have not watched anything in so long. I'm sorry like
I'm sorry don't hate me
Don't wait could have done this first deal through damage the start of your next term
I'm gonna turn this to your hand.
Um, sure.
Awesome.
Bola!
Um, oh, interesting.
Hello?
Bro, I have too much shit. I have too much fucking shit. I have too much shit because I have too much stuff
in my inventory
And it's your fault
Oh Jesus Christ.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Bro gave up on reading? Yeah.
It's not really my thing
I don't like those I don't like that too much bullshit of my fucking inventory
I'm just coming I'm just so out of water bro. It's so bad. Oh bludgeon next. Oh my god. Oh my god bludgeon next turn
Skill for my draw pile in my hand. Well, I don't have anything in my draw pile unfortunately. I have I'm thinking though
Skill for my draw pile into my hand, huh?
Shit, it's not gonna kill
So I could yeah, that's gonna do 156
But this will distance 27 for each
There's 27 times 5 is also not enough I
I could pillage and hope to draw bloodletting.
Wait, I can just do that now.
What am I saying?
And then I don't even have to waste the Gigantification Potion.
I think.
It's just too much. It's just too much guys. There's just too much going on here.
I'm just so massive. I don't know what to do
In 64 blocks like for what reason?
Gain 34 block from one shield like okay, bro
I can't die!
I can't fucking die!
Rock would have been massive? I don't know about that.
Like it's just it's just too much. I didn't okay. I was gonna fucking block with that, but fucking whatever
Fucking piece of shit
I mean
All right, I need to draw my thing. Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I mean, I'll be fine this turn?
It's just so stupid.
It's just so dumb.
It's just so dumb.
It's just egregious what's happening here.
I
Chat is good in this game not super well, I think we could give me a little bit more credit than that
Beesh.
Deckful of bullshit's a viable strategy bro, clearly.
Like I'm just fucking throwing shit.
Choose a card in your hand it's free to play this combat sounds pretty nice.
Only alive because of block slop?
Fuck it bro, let's just get clumsy, it doesn't fucking matter.
I'll probably win this run unless I int.
Unless I int.
I should win.
What?
That is a terrible first draw, I kind of fear.
Actually, no, I'm fine.
Having a big deck is kind of fun, I agree.
Oh, brother.
Wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Thanks for the stream super. You're a funny dude. I think well growing your hair longer king for the winning
Thanks, bro
I'm just thinking here what I want to do in this unique situation
Are you gonna do something probably not
So that's 76, 117 minus 76 is 41, 41, yeah I'm fine, I think, yeah, easy, what a doormaker.
what's up big bitch ready to get that ass beat
That's a huge one to go with.
38 block defend.
Okay.
chill. It goes back to his little fucking rock. It's just, it's just so dumb. Everything
about this is just so dumb. Oh that kind of sucks.
It's just insane. It's just insane. It's got 40 shields from one block.
Actual blocks a lot build
Back probably should have done that first. Oh my
I'm just I'm just I'm just go one of these cards coming from
You know what bro just wrap this up let's just wrap this up oh 270 damage oh wait wrong
Oh, I did it. Oh, Jesus. Whatever, bro.
Got him!
Curse to fight forever, aren't you?
Architect arch enemy.
Do you even know your name?
Nice! I was a big fan of the bunch of bullshit build! That was kind of nice.
Ew. The spy was mind of rule, but the architect lives again, look what he's done to my face.
The demon throws a massive fit, smashing his chamber and sitting all manner of things on fire.
My death puppet brandished my power and killed the architect.
Placeholder slop so I'm saying bro ancients only heal 80% of your missing age 80% of missing HP what the hell are ancients
All the dudes at the star
All right guys, I'm hungry as fuck. I'm out of here. I'm gonna go eat
Thanks for watching everyone!
I'm out.
Uh...
You watching this steel ball run with us in Discord, right?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Sorry.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Alright, I'm out guys, thanks for watching.
I'll see you tomorrow, probably.
I hope I get...
I hope I wake up and I go to fucking get Jollibee tomorrow.
That sounds really good.
I really want to get some Jollibee.
Um, but I know it's far, so I don't know, but do I really want to go like, I don't know
if I want to drive that far to get it.
Watching Invincible?
I could!
But I have so much stuff to add that I like, I don't know.
Alright guys, we get leaked tomorrow, maybe, if I send out the TTS.
Alright, I'm out.
Bye everybody!
Thanks for watching!