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feeling GREAT!!! and LARGE AND MIGHTY!! READY TO DO FANTASTIC THINGS I BELIEVE!!!!
03-23-2026 · 6h 00m
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I'll see you guys in the next one.
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo what up everybody
What is going on come here super wave you know everybody
You get an uglier by the day let's not lie, bro
I'm aging a spectacularly let's not pretend
Okay
Boo boo boo
Yo Maddie takes the prime and I promise the prime and Nikki takes the 68 month tier 3 yo, what up y'all
35 is a man's prime anyway
Well, I'm only 25. Oh my god my birthday's in six days
You have fun bro. I've been New York a few times.
Go do your homework bro. Unless you want to drop out. Like maybe that's fine too. I don't
even know. Whatever you feel like doing honestly. Who should tell you otherwise. Hello.
I saw one of my Oshis play this game.
You should play it for the next couple of weeks.
One of your Oshis?
It's really short.
I thought you were only supposed to have one Oshie.
Is that the whole point?
Like if you have like multiple, then it's like.
Smart.
You have the same birthday as my brother underscore carrot.
This is really short.
Wait, I saw this.
Smart.
Wait, this is a.
The early birthday.
When is the merch dropping aga?
Wait, you said this is short?
I thought this was like a never ending kind of game,
like schedule one.
This has a story?
I, is there a $10,000 charge on my credit card?
Oh my God, did you buy a drone?
It's for streaming.
Told you already, I'm gonna be a streamer.
Damn, it's thanks in here.
Welcome to Stream Academy.
You need to viewbot cheap?
I sell.
Viewbot cheap?
Nobody disrespects online TV!
Yes, I am very smart.
...Pi-ro Software.
Yes, I am very smart.
I am not special.
Why am I got a bowl in here bro?
No soup at tea.
If you have seen this but I laughed out loud.
Your only shot to make me huge otherwise your only option left is right-wing grifter
Wait, why didn't they ask me to voice in this?
Hello
They got everybody but me what the hell
I
Yo super have you tried this red bull flavor? It's pretty good
No, I've not the winter edition
Monthly reminder that I hate you wait. What is going on in this picture? How are you? What? How is it floating any horror?
Slop tonight
What's going on in this picture?
It's actually Resident Evil when you play it.
Wait, how did you do this?
What the fuck?
There's a spider on my wall!
Um.
Um.
Smart.
Looking good today, King.
Is it big?
Um.
Um.
Um.
Smart.
Laughed harder than I have in a while of yesterday's streamer, Hanya-Tales Menair,
lost.
I got an idea.
Smart.
Alright, Jots.
Let's see what you got.
Let's see what you got.
You think I got it?
Surely I got it, right?
Smart.
Brother, you have an infestation, this is like the third spider this week at home.
It's literally not, by the way.
Wait, Guts just took care of that motherfucker like, oh my god.
Wait, I should kill him more!
Yeah, you're not going back to Elvius after that.
Wait, I think I should kill more bugs with a fucking hardback book.
A hardcover book. That was fucking effective.
Alright.
Situation taken care of.
Smart.
Where am I? Who are you? Who are all these people? What is going on?
Bro, I don't want to pick it up, actually, I mean, I did hold one of those things called...
What are those things called?
I held one of them, like the spiders that all like clump up and they look like, is it
Harvestman?
Is it a Harvestman spider?
Yeah, Harvestman, Harvestman, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Although they're technically not spiders, fun fact.
I guess I'll say a Ragnophobia warning, but it's not a spider, so like...
But these technically aren't spiders.
Shut up, bitch!
So Clement and Danklin and Car Shopping, thanks guys, shop thanks to that twinge of bits.
Karma and Sif and I-ter-a-sh-i, thanks for the 50 months, appreciate it, just appreciate
it, thanks for the 70 month primed my outfit for the last month.
I don't know if you've seen this but I laughed out loud, what is this?
Speedrunning getting cursed.
Every spider's soul gets absorbed into the book and it is gaining sense.
When the machine won't take your cards, you hit those heavy melee.
to be wealthy like my favorite streamer super. I think I will steal from my world, Laysnarker.
Deedee dee dee dee. And actually the proxy, I was going to say something, but that spider
like distracted me I don't really know what that was about I'm a little sorry
Arga super to have cooking stream when
was this I start a new job tomorrow who the castle now let's add our air
Let's add our beans.
Gonna do some chicken broth.
The juice that came off the shrimp.
And just season to your liking.
Some sour cream.
A little bit of heavy cream.
A little bit of sharp white cheddar.
Once the sauce starts to thicken up,
then you add the biscuits on top.
Wash the top with some garlic butter.
you
you
you
you
you
All things mounted on the nano gauntlet with the dragon balls, chaos emeralds, the white
lanterns ring, the six infinity stones, and if you add the friendship and the family stones
into the mix, you get the legendary hybrid theory linking park audio cassette that acts
as a medium for Chester Bennington's oversole that was also evolved by the stand arrow.
The cassette goes into Star Wars Walkman where Chester screams channeled through black
bald's mouth, forming a sonic cannon, powered by an arc reactor that is extracting energy
from a quantum black hole, stabilized by a pink particle disc.
The reactor is supercharging the proton pack that was upgraded with the ultimate dualifier
to contain the dark phoenix and redirect its powers into the BFG where it merges with atomic
radiation from an agile embryo that is life-sustained by pure testosterone from Chuck Norris' voice.
The fusion is channeled through Goku's hands into a kyber crystal, forming a laser-focused
Atomic Dot Comehameha and if this is not enough Uno reverse card full Exodia Pikachu illustrator
Master of Death and the beholder how it works how I build it easy stronger than the gauntlet of Chaos
These are the questions. I'm answering right now or my YouTube channel
Wow
Wow
I bet you that thing doesn't break a Nokia phone though
Yo, dr. Train makes that through my prime Freerun families to the three years emg takes the 30 some of prime Zen takes the a1 prime
Drowsy thanks for the 12 months blondes except 20 bits
I a yard just
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
You should watch Fearless. I watched season one. I didn't watch season- I didn't watch the new episodes though. Maybe I should, huh?
What is this?
13 hours ago?
Congratulations citizens of planet Earth! Your bravest and most violent fighters will compete in a tournament.
What? What happened to the world?
The love super power you today.
Is this not- what what? Is this not the Tournament of Power?
Is this just Tournament of Power from fucking Dragon Ball? No?
Bye bye!
Guys I don't know if I'm actually going to check like
Like do I care about Marvel Tochon?
Hi Penny
Can we do this?
Oh, you're the Stargon!
It's Stargorn!
Come in, Milano!
Are we in space?
You're chance to shine, kiddo!
This will do it!
Come on, everyone!
I'm in orbit, bro!
Too easy!
B-b-b-b-bam!
He's just trying to-
He saw tech and die and decided to never support another fighting game ever again.
Okay, but why did they make Alex fuck his cousin?
Guys, what's go- why did they do that?
Why did Capcom... why did Capcom... do that?
I don't get it.
Second cousin that's barely even related at that point.
The original Star Wars made Luke kiss his sister?
I mean yeah.
I mean yeah.
They didn't know.
That is true.
They didn't know. So...
George knew? It was retconned an empire, was it?
Guilty Gear?
Is Guilty Gear striving?
Is guilty gear striving? Is guilty gear thriving?
Bro, surely guilty gear is just going to be put on like the back burner when fucking Tocon comes out, no?
Like, if there's no way Arc System is going to care that much, I feel like about Strive.
The fans won't have that, what, all three dozen of them?
But this isn't over.
Wait, hold on, 240,000 views in 13 hours?
Wait, hold on, maybe I'm being a little too harsh.
I don't have time for that, sir.
Okay, here's the...
Name's Hizaki.
Now strive is a game I actually don't care about I'm sorry
You think you're moving a hated mechanic and is listening to their fans imagine tech and moving heat
I mean, that's cool. I think kids I really cared too much
I
Just fucking illegal just fighting game. Nope. I actually 2x KO. I didn't even plot even try it
Didn't even try it. I also have no plans to try it
And every time I watched someone play 2xKO, they had an echo on both duos and every time
Echo tagged in bro. I just had to hit my time my time
My time like shot. I could I actually can't I'd lose my fucking mind playing that game. I I can't I actually can't
I'm like getting pissed off thinking about it, bro. I can't
It's so fucking annoying Alex is one of five confirmed characters to have sex in the Street Fighter franchise
One of five wait really only five smart. I have been subbed to you. Wait who else has had sex in Street Fighter?
There's 100 reps of cousin crackers is this a real workout what the hell is he even doing bro
Alex Ken Gile Hakan and C Viper who the hell's Hakan
You
Do you play him by wailing up unironically?
Huh.
Interesting.
Look up his wife, Hakan Street Fighter wife.
Oh, wow.
Capcom, I'm going to say that guy's 120 pounds.
Yeah, they probably would actually.
Can we end every stream by watching tip-to-tip so we can all see when they drop your Twitch?
Bro, that's just 41 minutes to the first episode of To the Tip.
I don't know if I'm going to watch that on stream, guys.
Like, I don't think that's going to happen.
I
Watch while eating food when you booked in this song
Is this Roblox Tekken?
to try blaze blue or under night. Really fun games with lots of depth. Anyways. Guys, you
will not catch me playing anime fighter. It's not gonna happen.
Bro, my problem with anime fighters, I say this all the time, is like, or with scribe specifically, bro.
Bro, let's talk about is it like the freeze frames when someone gets hit it's so
I hate the way it looks visually and I assume feels just see it looks so bad. I can't I can't I can't I can't
That shit's only in stride, but it's mega ass yeah, I couldn't do that
What's the meta taken from?
Afraid you might experience something. Don't know what that means. Ali makes the prime subs soul and
Pika makes it 20 bits. Wait a minute guys. Hold on
Your clocks today, what do we got today? Please don't be dog shit. Oh my fucking god, bro
Wait, am I crazy to say I feel like crossbow could win this
Unless if dagger can deflect arrows then there's no chance
We'll see
Who will win?
Can dagger deflect can it?
Let's see now that it's moving fast enough
Oh wait, I think I can.
No I can't.
Oh no, say it ain't so.
my salmon
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god
Wait, that's so embarrassing
That's so fucking embarrassing
Crossbow in
Wait, losing the crossbow was like losing to the 2013 six or is like that's just so
bad.
That's so bad.
smart I grew up a Sacramento Kings fan I grew up an Oakland Raiders fan 15
months with you why is everything I watch and support so ass what are you
talking about bro I'm not ass that's the first real crossbow we don't count
Grim war shield yeah true
Speaking of ass shake that thing talking to me talking to me
Bandle me fast
Why do I think this is Imagine Dragon something?
You better release a song in 2015.
I
Super
How are you?
Play deadlock today
What?
This is a real song that exists?
Super!
Hi Super.
Glowpine would like to get no longer from the softbound for since you are the most
purest and pureest of all before you hear this attack.
Do I know this?
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Super!
Yeah, that'll never happen this whole time in my life.
Downward we are heading
We go way down we go
Listen to it
Way down we go
Oh
I've heard this song
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I think I can hear you.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I think I can hear you.
You only hear this song two ways.
In a Ford commercial or through the speakers of your co-workers' phone.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I think I can hear you.
Hi, Superar, I did a music parody hope chat, we'll likely target you.
A parody?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yo Mad Nod and the Christy Boy and Necromancer and Mr. Jose and the Gausser and Nex Citrus.
Eren and Twist and Ali, this is a little bit of Alimonium, they say it came on Prime.
Bilbo, they put it on Prime. First, what is this? Current favorite deadlock related video.
Ass video, don't link shit ever again. Sorry, that was too far. I just don't like that video. It's ass.
I've seen it with people who do it before what is it? It's just showed it shows to be with it
My problem is I don't even like the original fucking like Dracula flow is just it's I don't think it's funny
And then it's just that but it's just it's just not demon says that her problem to me
like it's not funny it's just not funny it's just not funny it's just not funny
I'm just sorry. It's not funny
I don't get it am I the problem
Am I the problem like the fucking
Well, I don't know how this shit was so popular this Dracula foot like it's just not a moving different this shit ain't nothing to me
man I'm a dog I'm biting the fart bubbles into bath we smoking symbiotes smoking
that whoopee Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger deluxe mega million scratcher
skunk bubble like why is this funny I don't get it am I the problem with the
issue why is it I don't I don't I don't understand smoking dung beetle I'm on
12 Vicodans smoking on Scooby-Doo dick. We smoking Sequoia Banshee boogers. We snortin'
that good Buffalo soldier Tamra and Jordanian jibbies. They must have amnesias. They forgot
that I'm him. That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin' that pussy smell like a Hellcat V8.
We smoking shit in a glass pipe blowing the lords bubbles.
I'm sick in the head.
I'm on them Broward shit.
Hey, I don't get it! I don't get it. I'm sorry, guys.
I don't get it.
It's nuts.
That- that's just my bad, I guess.
If you don't like this, you can't like Joji.
What if people keep saying this is like filthy Frank Joji? I don't get it.
I don't- I'm just- there's like so much shit I don't get.
What do you mean, he made it?
Guys, this is not, this is not Joji.
What?
This is not him.
He owns the channel?
of your hairline today on the cast.
Joji High School on Craigslist to run these skits?
I see.
Well, I don't really think it's funny still.
I mean, I watched Filthy Frank,
but like, I don't know, it's just not me, I guess.
Anyways, parody of what?
505, a super TF parody.
Guys, can you maybe I never mind I'm done you know what I mean
I don't know what song it's parry it it parry parry deeing
Wait, yes, I do. What's the song called?
Five or five
By the way, this picture is fucking four years, five years old and it hasn't moved, so...
Stop and bounce a sack, or when you look at me like that, barely see what did you expect.
I'd probably still adore you with your cheeks around that fence, or I did last time I checked.
Not one to decide The chat laughs at the thought that you should
ever take a side Frightened by the backlash so you run away
and hide The middle of that fence is such a perfect
place to write. I'm going back to Super's chat. If it's a seven hour two
or a 45 minute match. This is inspired art. Imagination. You're just an
I'll cast his fry with a hairline and steep decline.
505 is peak. Do I know this song? I thought I did, maybe I don't. Like it seems familiar,
but like the name 505 is doesn't ring a bell
arctic monkeys yeah
Yeah
I crumble completely when you throw
It seems like once again you're a massive ego to the blow
You're always just a-
Bro this picture of loving is so good
I fucking- this picture of loving is so fucking good bro
I keep these two chubs on the looks
Take your hands off if you're bored too soon
I'm going back to Super's chat
If it's a 7 hour Q&A 45 minute match
In their imagination you're dressed and unfast is fine
With their hair lines to make the crying and the smile
This is bad, be nice
Be nice Pussy
I like it.
Did bro record this in the bathroom?
Why is the audio quality bad?
Bro, maybe he doesn't have a good mic.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, I don't know, bro.
I thought it was good.
I thought it was good, actually.
I enjoyed it and I'm gonna give it a like
Wait, this one was so good though. I gotta hear this again the chorus
Wait this one was so bad
This guy can say no this guy can fucking say
back to the ground. Oh boy, it's you that I rage bait. As you try to ban our free speech,
Oh, it's you that I will crit-stri-
As I fall, as I fall in rage.
Oh, it's you that I will crit-stri-
Thanks, an archer, archer!
As you screech, hurry up and van-hill.
What's the original song? What's it? As the world came in?
Truth.
Wait.
Well, I think X-Plox mods him. Am I crazy to say that?
Wait, can I say that?
There's the keys clack to the ground
Oh boy, it's you, the tirage paint
As you try to ban the off-free speed
No, this is not AI. Guys, not everything on the internet is AI.
Maybe a lot of it is, but not everything.
It's not AI.
No, this is good. This is really good
How do you get away with being so loud about being intelligent and you can't tell right from left
JackVV87. Just consider the environment that we find ourselves in here. You're chatting
in a video game stream. Look at the shit that I'm playing. It's made in MS Paint. You're
talking with like capital letters and periods in your sentence. Like this is the fucking
Royal Society and Isaac Newton is about to rebut your argument. Like what the fuck are
you talking about? You're in the circus bro. Go and doesn't anybody see that we're surrounded
by clowns brother give your nose a squeak for me and tell me what you hear now
one if you give me a second I'm gonna put prodigal son on the trampoline and
see if they could bounce four times okay how do you get away with being so
loud
no offense but Xbox's voice doesn't have as much texture as the original version
so it may seem good because it strokes your ego or proof of your horrible ear
from music. God, dude, music fucking pretentious assholes need to be locked in jail where nobody
can speak to them. Like, I'm so serious. Put them all in solitary for like two weeks.
Fucking put their egos down, man. This is just so disgusting. The way they speak and
they pretend that they're above everybody else, it's actually just disgusting that this
is allowed. Like, I'm actually like not even kidding about that, too. The way they talk
about themselves, like they just feel superior and they're just not, bro.
And they have no friends or people that want to engage with them.
And the reason they think that, oh, it's just over, man, it's just over.
Maybe you just need to be more pretentious.
Like they think that no one wants to talk to them because their intellect is just so
vastly superior, but in reality, everyone just finds them obnoxious and it's just like,
all right, bro, they can't spend more than five minutes talking to you.
It's actually crazy.
Smart.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
I think, I think pretentious music nerds
have extremely little self-awareness.
Like just astronomically low self-awareness.
You literally just described
how they sound to other people.
Sorry, but I can only listen to these parodies in FLAC.
Yeah, like, it's just disgusting, man.
Hi, Super.
It's my birthday today and not yours.
Your response?
Happy birthday, bro.
Yeah, the modern music sucks. It lacks texture and ingenuity. Anyways, this is my favorite song type shit
Clown core
We're familiar with clown core here
And you know what the worst part about that?
And you know what the worst part about that is?
Hold on, where's that fucker?
I'm not done with him.
I'm going back from round two.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Don't tell me the chat got lost.
Motherfucker typed Ragebait after he said that message by the way, but guess what?
That wasn't Ragebait.
I might have actually just done this guy a fucking favor and gave him his first dose
of a reality check about how other people feel for him.
Maybe, maybe for the first time in his life,
he understands how he sounds to other people.
Sorry.
So you're welcome, actually.
You should be thanking me.
I don't want that out there.
What?
Hello, King.
I had seven glizzies and chocolate shake for dinner tonight.
Should I join a competition?
Um, probably not.
I think Joey Chess thought it has you gaffes like 12 next to that, but...
What is this?
You're Chinese?
I don't understand your inner racial relationship.
Why do I say am I on the mother alone? Am I stupid?
I'm not legion.
I'm not legion, sorry guys.
Look at the top comment, what is this?
Just to smell that displacement.
Uh oh.
Pfft.
I'll be back, man.
Hey, I'm gonna play,
I found any better station.
I will be back, man.
You are so hot on the Halloween stream,
you don't care what about today.
This was considered peak advertising back in the day.
I'll go.
I'll be back.
if
if
if
if
if
if
I
Seven minutes seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you
This height the new
Okay, I'm not Dana from fucking Hotel Transylvania.
I don't look like this, man.
He can actually grow facial hair?
Yeah I can't.
Smart.
You would look so hot with a dad bod and gel.
Ummm... Thanks.
Wait what? The sound at the end of that video was the beginning of body found sound among us?
Biohazard.
WAIT!
BIOHASERED!
HASERED!
EARNED!
EARNED!
EARNED!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Wait a minute.
BODY FOUND AMONG US SOUND.
BIOHASERED!
BIOHASERED!
BIOHASERED!
It's an old.
Biohazard.
Biohazard.
Did you see this one?
Um...
No, I guess not.
As you watch ear clocks today, yeah, honestly, I feel a little bad for Dad here, that's just
I have a Neanderthal in a chat. We have an ice dweller in the chat. Let me get rid of this ice dweller.
It kind of looks boring to me.
What would spawn 13 sequels?
Resident Evil 1 original intro.
I've already seen this before.
Alpha team is flying around.
I've seen this, bro.
Situated in Northwest Raccoon City,
where we're searching for the helicopter
of our compatriots, Bravo team.
Watch it again?
No, it's almost five minutes long.
You disappeared and joined the middle of our mission.
No, I haven't found it yet.
Wait, is this at the beginning of the remastered Resident Evil 1, too?
I know I've seen this, I just don't know if I've watched it on my own, or if it's also...
Most patient streamer on Twitch, guys, I'm going to say this again, if I watched every
video of every length that was ever sent to me, I would never do anything else on stream.
I have to pick and choose what videos are worth watching, and if I've already seen it,
and it's long, there's no point in watching it again.
Like I know what this is, it's funny, it's good, but like we can't just watch it again,
like it's not.
went to the hideout of the group and disappeared.
Yes, bro, exactly.
Fucking corporate would send me a two and a half hour long fucking
Warhammer 40K video that I don't give a fucking
wroughts ass about.
Like...
Oh, Chris.
It was Bravo team's helicopter, nobody was in it, but strangely most of the equipment
Holy however, we soon discovered why
Nicotine withdrawals make it super a bit
Aggie? I'll have nicotine withdrawals, bro.
Done!
Chill, do something!
Bro, I always kind of forget that Chris is in the first Resident Evil game.
Like I feel like Resident Evil 1 is just Jill's game.
I don't know if that makes any sense.
Okay, let's just cast what we just saw.
Anonymous, what is this, bro?
That's right.
This is the ultimate life form.
Shadow?
Chris?
Stop it.
That's right.
Stop it.
Stop it. That's right. Stop it. This is the ultimate life form. Tire it.
Chris. Stop it. Shadow. Why is someone in less than 3 Super TF greater than O less than
in my game are in. Greater than O less than? What face is that supposed to be? Greater
than O less than? What is that supposed to convey?
I don't think it's gaping.
I don't think it's gaping.
Yeah, it's not goat's-y.
It's, um.
Is it gaming time?
what games have Jill in them? 1, 3, and 5.
1, 3, and 5.
Revelations too? Oh, I need to play Revelations.
Doesn't it kind of alter it up until seven?
Smart.
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Yeah, kind of.
And then six like has everybody but not Jill.
And then, I don't know, Claire is in Code Veronica.
I don't know.
Yo, E-Shine, thanks for the 21 Prime.
What is this?
Guitar Hero Player created a level using the sound of microwave pop-
Ah.
Okay, there's no way that popcorn started popping in like 5 seconds.
You sell like those music nerds, no I don't.
You've seen this before and said the exact same thing. There's no way that's true. I think you just made that up Pyro and now you're banned.
Anything will pee. Anything will pee pee. Very, very important for my blotter.
Such a split chat. One if you FW deadlock. Two if it's slot.
Yeah, my piss was good by the way, if anybody cares.
Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Guys, I will play I will play reanimated. This is not a lie. I
That is not a lie
With who um myself
Myself
you are so sad oh I don't have anybody to play with
I mean I don't probably not on stream
That's awesome, bro. What is this? Bro, can someone explain this to me? What happened
with Chapel Roan and some random kid.
I tried to find context, but I just couldn't.
Do you ever get tired of living the loner alpha lifestyle?
Don't know what that means.
We tapping into the steel ball run out of me first episode is pretty I haven't
Wait, bro. So what it way? Okay, first of all, I haven't seen anything Joseph laid in second of all
How long is the first episode and why is the second episode not coming off for like 20 years like what's going on there?
Quality takes time oh
So people excuse it for JoJo's bizarre adventure steel ball run, but when the end of attack on Titan has to take a walk
Oh
Okay
Okay, now I get it. I see the hypocrisy
How far does the play as venator 4 how far does the play as victor 3 how powerful is
Vraith 5.
Big soccer player's kid tried to see if it was actually Chapel Roan it was.
She ran back to her parents and Chapel Roan's security went over and something like, you
You should keep your kid in check.
Holiday.
Bang.
How you know, um, wait.
Wait, am I crazy, no Sniper in the game?
Crackshot first?
Hmm...
I don't know.
I think the reason why you don't go crackshot first is because like at two minutes you'll
have your barrel and your launch pad and you can like gank early.
And Celeste got first kill in 40 seconds.
Alright, Gigi.
Every lasso miss is 10 pushups.
I love that one Ray.
I don't know if I got it like that.
What if I don't miss a lasso?
A curse to be a string bean?
I'm not a streamer, I'm quite muscular.
I'm a fucking rat.
Stupid-ass mole man.
Doo doo doo doo.
Like, what are you doing?
Yeah, man, like, can we just kill them again, yes?
Like why do we buff her turrets after nerfing her ult?
Why can't we just, like, nerf a character to nerf them?
Do they need to get, like, compensation buffs?
I'm gonna say it's not necessary actually.
I'm supposed to say we don't need to do that.
This is the alpha so they're just trying shit?
Yeah, I mean I can't be too upset honestly.
I don't go selling these, they're just...
But like, will I anyway? Maybe.
No way.
No way!
I miss my guard. One more game. Whatever.
Rank check, E5. Impressed.
Isn't it crazy how we just land against the two most skillless characters in the game
and they're just like two of the strongest?
Like isn't that awesome?
like it's kind of disgusting though how that's just a loud your e5 rank is fake since every
lobby is just you and 11 stream snipers yeah man like when I go to those fucking e-lobby's
Yeah, for sure although you lobbies are just like they're like those players are terrible no offense, but like a little bit
But why are you lobbies just so free? I don't get it
Like what is that what is that thing behind me is that allowed
What is that
Like bro, does he need it, does he need it, does he need it?
Does Krull need to do all this?
Desperately?
I would love to get this fucking movement buff, but I'm scared.
My viscous almost died.
Oh yes, man, the Guinness almost has all!
What?
What are we talking about?
I mean, we just can't end it without this, I feel like. It's loose, like...
I mean I almost had all but...
What do I do? Like, they walk up...
Woo! Woo!
What do we do?
I can use last the one we're ready I mean what can you do guys unlucky lane
the fuck? I'm going, I'll get
hang on
oooh
my foot! oh come on!
shhh
shhh
shhh
here we go, watch out
yeah
What the fuck was that?
So like, can we nerf Krill's health by like, I don't know, 20%?
Uh oh, please don't tell me it's my fault because I did, well technically it would be
a lot of these thoughts so.
Um, I don't know. That's a good question bro.
I got something for ya!
Let's see me get it!
Dude, my Viscos gonna do something now, like, hello?
Oh my...
Oh
Geez Louise
You let him die no, I didn't probably got fucking through all did
How are you not cracking this krill perma?
He said what?
is it stupid or is it dumb?
actually it's just a dumb character on the new bro
it got better this patch?
well they buffed everyone's health recently but um
i don't know bro
Is he dumber than you? Well, they're both really stooped. Yeah, let's make it as much as I can last over on the walker.
Let's go, it's ready!
I hope she does push.
Yeah, for sure.
Come on, walker!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Wow, she has a sliver of the stats.
Oh my god!
Nice.
Jeez, does anyone tell you you got a really good mic, bro?
Anyone want to tell you that?
Is there something wrong with it?
No, it's good, that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying I can't get away with people would say it about my gameplay
It's a real person
Yeah, I'm gonna pick a blue
I
Risk I reward
I'll get the fucking trooper, please. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
This build isn't good. Uh, you are just wrong. I hate the break it to you
Sorry, bro
You are just wrong
All this model isn't finished yet. Ah, I don't know. I think it is it might not be I mean
technically I don't think anyone's model is finished yet, but
Except silver bro
We're doing better on animations. What do you mean except so?
I have less though.
Viper 1, Viper 1.
Rackshot.
So what's the mean to them?
Down low!
Down low going this way!
This way! There's Talon! There's a Molotov!
So what's his low?
Well, I'm dead.
No, I'm alive.
Now that's a guy who's not afraid to wake up his parents.
I
Show them I live that by the way
You're a weird PDF dude what
Don't worry about it
okay i'm in the series over i'm coming
oh our silver's getting joked
it's a crazy fucking death scream silver has now
oh i have tata skull now by the way i gotta remember to use it
Yeah, I can counter spell the moan krill all I can do it actually
Yeah, I'm into a one is a big one maybe Viper Bola if I'm locked the fucking
Yeah
I wish I could do that I'm not with you
That's cool
Can I stop him with the shot? Oh yeah
Okay I can help you, I have my thing
I'm fine, I'm just kidding, oh my goodness, I'm not fine with that
I'm fine
I can grab her next to the penta
Okay, okay, you might be able to fuck girls
Nice
You brought this on yourself huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge.
Slowhex is so good for the Celestial.
when you muted the guy indefinite the courses my team was like the turn
this guy's kind of funny though
oh they're fighting uh i'm coming yellow i'm coming yellow we can fight
They're getting early.
Oh, I don't have extra stamina.
Extra pure stamina.
I am...
Hmm...
Are we comp-gapped?
This game?
Are we comp-gapped?
I think we kind of are, like I'm being honest.
I lost so for this, uh, vindicta
Most of my most one
Like this we got to get these kills fight it
I got out of there
isn't Celeste Viper the worst characters in the game bro just said Celeste oh
no are you kidding me was that was that was that a troll comment what did I just
read
what
search precision without you they would not fall
Celeste fucking sucks oh my god bro
Who let the fucking emissary three players type like oh my god
I can come to this Viper maybe.
Yeah I'm going for Viper, going for Viper.
Can't do it, can't do it, can't do it, can't do it, can't do it, can't do it, can't do it, can't do it.
Wait, it's a purpose-lo-
Can you come back up, this guy?
Ohhhh, no.
Nice crack shot, though.
My steam work
Yeah, man, because Monochrome definitely means we can we're thousand health at 22 case old guys
But he needs that right
Well if my viscous turned we would have fucking been so much better there. I don't know what he did there
With his massive ass hip-box, yeah
Well, that shit doesn't even like it's so says like that's a real mass argument
I kind of hate that like yeah, I guess he is technically easier to hit brawl
But like once you're like high up people aren't missing many shots anyways
yo guys do you care to participate in the game here or what was the deal
You earned left side if they push green I'm waiting with all guys
So fuck me
Like it's just so nasty right now I'm all in krill
And it's crazy because like before the big patch I was like he's like annoying, but like not that strong
Like I would have said like he's annoying, but like but now he's just like a fucking mess. They are playing deer and fellows I
Can get I can get someone here I can give a nickname
I can look for a pick. I just need a little bit of help.
I'll grab someone and pull them to the group. Wait, can we?
I'll clear blue. Okay, okay.
Oh, our guys are going to hit combo'd.
They're down. This is the next fight. I'm coming.
This is a show. He's got he's got the
And then I expected...
I don't have to carry up!
He's got the air.
Oh...
Oh, we missed the fuzz!
This is fucking dope!
Dude, I swear this is just called death.
Like I swear.
Yeah bro, what is Moe and Krill?
Yeah bro, what is Moe and Krill?
Hey sir, you should play a B O Luffy block on roadblocks
Brother, what?
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna know
I got scared she's gonna push me
I'm sorry it's waving. First, fuck it, I need this.
Can I play Roblox?
Yeah, for sure, man.
a shy puppy that's awesome I think I can go for vindiculatory
all the waves man, so freaking annoying, most of them are...
they're taking mid boxes, they're using the servers
what a sickening character Morisa is now
behind you so that's the left is one HP in the closet makes a blue walker one
I got you!
I had to save my tower, I had to save him.
Bro, I should have like loved it here somewhere.
You hear some reasoning behind some of their changes like ultimately it is just an alpha
I mean I'm here, but
We have no walkers they have fucking mid boss like we have to pick up run
I'm always gonna get it. We actually can't
Yep
I'm picking up
I'm out of my
Well, maybe I could just running because they're so slow
Why can I actually run this is huge guys. Can you shovel?
Can I do this I'm out of this fight green I'm not there
He's in the tunnels
Mom and Cruz in the tunnels and he caught up. I'm coming there to this yellow my people the dunk
I'm coming.
Oh!
Mods 1 HP! Mods 1 HP!
Here's all of them, careful.
Yamato won! No role!
Yamato won!
That re-gives 7 of us.
So full.
I mean, I got earned, but...
No, it's worth it. We got earned.
Get back. We got it.
Just no one else died. Just no one else died.
They tell him it might be for the birds.
Use your fucking bird, great cannon and bloated fucking moat head off.
Homeless, there's a film from Cloud, there's a film from Kero,
there's a film from as well. Mr. Ninja, there's a film from once.
Oh, this is so hard. This game is so hard.
So hard, gosh.
It's actually so hard.
I hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
5,000 health?
Yeah, he probably needs it, I think.
You're mindless.
Why don't you build more damage?
team is asked because holiday damage doesn't scale very well I feel like I
mean I can get tank buster and spirit burn but why pick holiday because she's
pretty good at the green one she's kind of fun and to her fucking pick
potential is really good that's my green that's my green I have a lot of
I can go to someone now. My last so ready to go that's left. I mean
Let's go slow slow. Okay. Yeah, man. Put my jump out of the ground. Okay
I don't know what you're gonna watch it. Nice. Actually really good warp stone
Why are we outside of Walker?
I tried to help my A-brothers.
I tried to help my Grey-challenged who just positioned very horribly.
That's what I'm like.
Just fucked up.
BANG!
I mean, the rejuvenation is almost out.
Celeste is half, Celeste is half, Celeste has no rejuvenation, she already died once.
We can maybe fight this soon.
If they stay in the base, we can kill them.
Wow.
I got fucking farmed.
That's my bad, I shouldn't have been up that floor.
Oh, bro, we're just going to take a look at this fight.
It's just so bad.
Oh, we're just not taking this fight, it's just so bad.
I mean, if you just chill.
Regives are going fight, we can fight now.
I'm back, let's go, let's go!
Catrified!
Mid-nit in the play on me.
What the hell yo, where's my man?
We have the fucking Minecraft calling algorithm in deadlock with that
Can fine break sees that you get real angry
Never been nice
We can maybe clean up your dough, I'm gonna miss the punch
Shush of all our lanes time to mess around with these people
We have you now
Just don't emo get the survival off you all
Just hard shove this shit, take some of this stuff.
Hey y'all!
That's how my Wraith gets sprint speed scaling on spirit, does she need that?
A lot of characters have or had that.
I think has that said it used to have it in one minute. He won't be back in time. I think that's actually really good
Go look for a play here. I'm going in blue
You just fight I'm delivering her
I'm looking for someone here blue maybe or we can look again. It's yellow. I don't know. I've lost so so
I'm gonna say close to me. Say close to me push up blue push up blue guys. Please please please
Yeah, shove this shove this I'm gonna sit on the roof
All right, I come with me and some money in a little bit of escort
Wait, now we're going to the air maybe? Maybe we can fight them a bit, they can test.
Yeah, she can get back to the others.
Yep.
Can you do what I do?
Just walk around.
I think we may be going to the vindictive blue still.
There's still down one, this will be a good pick if we...
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming. Keep the fight going.
I'm looking at the grab.
I'm grabbing the vindictive.
I don't get it, my mother was really tired.
Dude, my character doesn't do anything.
Like actually.
I was actually like, oh my god, fat silence and everything.
Fly, you fly, get out of there Talon, get out of there, live.
I'm out in eight. I don't do anything, bro.
someone the worm is like the lizards low the one the one that oh good oh
all right good man yeah push blue push blue
Holy
Bro, I feel like I'm like playing well
You're being watched at Valve HQ right now. Yo, Yoshi. Yoshi. I got a few I got a few things for you, bro
Look in the moment cruel health scaling
Um, are there any fun suggestions they can add to the game that would be like a super TF thing?
What else?
Yeah, can you replace pages with my with my horse sound that'd be cool
I have lasso in 8.
Yeah, I don't think we should let them all respawn and start farming.
We should probably give her a walker.
Definitely not farming.
You see someone went to the side lane where there's no walker.
I'm looking for lasso. On my Guinness maybe?
Yep, no.
I'm looking.
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Please kill my friend! Please kill my friend!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's a little.
Nice.
Oops, didn't shoot my barrel.
That helped.
No, no, no!
I
Just feel like no one's doing anything on my team normal or what I'm one HP
We need to kill those walker. It's just giving them all a million armor. I
Have to buy I can't fight off the back
Okay, guys, just called just called I got keep I can't see I can't see I can't see no one's doing anything
I see that bro
you know what bro fuck it spear burn let's go I don't have to whatever
trying to do nothing with this fucking this is fire I'm happy to subscribe to
my favorite stream with that's to Hollywood for the small body you need to
carry bro I just can't I'm not I can't live all days on a carry character
We like not in for a walker when there ends up
Yeah, maybe just don't go to the sideline to farm
Just shoot the walker
I don't know if you saw but like the timer is more like there
I saw I saw rejuice that's all I saw
Two people and you went to the site in the farm gold
Man now we're down money because they're getting earned because you didn't come to the team fight cuz you're yeah, I was literally there
I'll get though
Guys
Yeah, maybe if they start participating
Spending money on Pokemon cards
I can grab it
I got her! I got her!
What? Look at that farming!
That's great! I got parried on my back!
You can get blue at least! They're all there, man!
You're making excuses and you're getting nothing done!
Oh
Now the worry he come down line at 70 k souls
Vibes were rinse guys
Yeah, that was a good pain ah, it's unfortunate
No, no, she was trying to counter-spell and stuff, but if it comes to Amazon, it's huge.
Very good, very good.
Actually huge, actually huge, actually huge.
Switch behind.
Don't push out of base.
Don't push out of base right now.
Wait, the Slares are defeating a little bit?
Look behind, look behind.
Yeah, I'm going to start even just so disgusting.
Oh my god.
Krill has combo, Krill has combo.
Why are we fighting out of base?
We're back in period.
When my guy is going to go big mode here. Big guy. Big guy.
He runs towards Aaron, runs towards Aaron. Placement M1's there.
Yeah, nice for the hell of fucking jackass.
Oh, he's so mad.
I see him again.
He's weak.
I don't even get it.
We had a fire-fix base.
Check out.
Oh, this is so hard.
Mid's in a minute, maybe we can win off this next mid.
They have a better mid.
They have Yamato, Bola, McGinnis.
We need a six
You can look for a lot, so and then we can look forward to it. I think we look for a team
Areas well. Why does he sound like he has a fucking machine gun fire in his background you guys hear that
I'm gonna hit yellow real quick. There's fan. What the hell is that?
I was just saying is that a fucking machine gun in the background?
Yeah, I live in a block a little matter now
Wait, maybe this is the last blue hurt?
Yeah, go go go.
She sounds like, sounds like...
Just let me live.
Aww, I'm just dead.
Wow.
Wait, bubble one, bubble one!
Vapor action one!
But how much debuff is this that you have?
That's insane.
Wait, 0% debuff is this?
Why was my last one so short?
You don't have duration?
No, but...
Headed to York.
Even still.
You didn't use padlock, I mean I was silenced, so...
I don't know, that was weird.
I mean, I feel like we needed more damage though, that's why I didn't buy Secure of the Ration.
First thing, I can't go last all the way.
I think I can hit, I think I can hit.
I think we can have a choice.
I'll just spawn for it.
Just trying to shove this out I guess, maybe.
Okay, good news? Moe didn't get the health buff. I got it.
6700 health moe with 50% spear resist. Okay, um...
Okay.
Get duration? I don't even know what I would even get rid of.
like a recharging rush I guess but I kind of need that
I feel like you know you don't I definitely feel like it's nice but that
I'm just not dying over there
Like late late game though, like I'm just not a carry
The only thing I can do is hopefully parry someone or like last with someone and pull
them in base but...
Kiffin the Stormhold!
MMMM BABY!
What the fuck?
Loans up the ceiling?
Uh, just fight and die in pit, honestly.
This is the perfect spot.
Oh.
Damn.
Just fighting dying to honestly
That was almost- I'm dead.
I'm alive, somehow.
Help!
Oh, well, we got a nerf, my little girl.
Good game.
No, I said that we got comp gapped.
I think we really did get comp gapped hard there.
I'm not going to lie.
I mean it was winnable, but holy 16 death silver.
Like does mode need
We need 7000 max health.
I
We set the mental with this
My mental's fine, bro
My mental is chill. My kid's mental maybe not.
I mean, another comp is just good, bro.
That Vendicta popped the fuck off too.
Moe is good, McGinnis is good.
Oh, they were going gun McGinnis, not even ult McGinnis, so like, can I even be mad
at the McGinnis pick?
Gun Ginnis, Moe and Krill, even like, Celeste is fucking nasty, I don't like that, no,
like, honestly, I don't like no one on their team, it was just really the Moe and Vendicta,
But somehow he's still lost, but I don't get it.
E5, player's thinking Moe is good when he has no debuff resist, Lell.
Oh, that's you're the Moe and Krill!
Oh, it makes a lot of sense.
Okay, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Let's see.
Smart.
Do you know how much I yelling I have to do to win that fucking game no I don't I
I don't actually know like I don't really care, but
I was a tough game my team tilted though as well like what was it like minute 25 my team flamed our fucking guys
There's just vibes around the toilet
You didn't fix the vibes while I tried I
Don't know bro like holiday just does nothing late game unless you get like a pit unless you get like a lasso
Yo, Dill thinks that Prime Stop Rainy weighs 26 months, Mark Genie thinks 24 months, Close
on a Tuesdays twin of Prime Joker and Biscuit Boy, and Deathy, yo what up bro, what up Deathy.
Rube thinks that Prime of Prime Eternal, and Spindle, and Vespy, and Riley, what's up
everyone?
Thanks y'all.
I can't hold him, come on!
Guys, was that game when I was...
Hey super I'm a different team growl if in my fire red play through because you seem to want to be silvers puppy
Making things up are we
Is your main game right now, I don't know I just enjoyed playing it. I was having like a main game
I mean I played overwatch yesterday in the day before too. I don't really
Speaking you get the why are you not
I didn't feel like it, bro. I just didn't feel like it. I just didn't feel like it. I just didn't want I just didn't feel like it
Well, I just like it guys. I just didn't feel like it
I don't know, I haven't played him, but they like changed him like what, two days ago?
Yesterday?
I'm not sure how he is.
He feels good.
He feels good.
I'm back, I'm back.
Well, let's see if I get Mirage this game. We can see if he's good or bad.
I don't like the fact that you can make that sound. Why?
The hidden king will turn you into a war doll for his purposes, but listen.
Too long of a message was complaining about, said something about Lash, decided to not
finish it.
Baldur's Gate 3 fan makes that 29 month prime, Drowzee makes that 2 month prime.
What?
Really?
Mr. Tomato?
We hit the lane swap?
I'm doing with Paige.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Mr. Tornado.
Oh my god
Cuz I read it man. I said I didn't read it, but I was a lie. Obviously, I do read it because I know that he said something about last
Yes, let's what
Where's my Yamato there the hell
Targetale if you like being cute and adorable
Aga
I'm on it.
Good job, bro.
I think they're camp here.
Yeah, I'm coming with you. Actually, I mean, it's close to my back, but...
Paige is going to you, too. I'll be zoning her off. You can go.
You can do it.
Slash, there's only you. Come up this way. Come up the hill.
you come on this one come on the belt
she's got a new movement are you good yeah I'm good
Why'd you kick her into the Yamato for fun
little they take our boxes nope we're good we're chilling you're gonna hit a shot this
It's fine brother, I'm hitting shots.
What are you talking about man?
I didn't meant to.
That's crazy how much damage she does.
Oh, double barrier, bro. Double barrier. That's just so sad.
Am I trying to out trade Celeste? I'm done.
Any other questions?
Any other questions?
Why are you dumb?
Any other questions?
Bang!
No protection, follow the long way.
I need my stamina, bro. I feel like I'm swallowed.
That was great.
That's double O. That's kind of chill, I think.
I'm hunting.
I'm not behaved.
Hey, look at that.
Look at me with that. Double O.
I
Can look
Why she wants you on the way no way come back bended her
Wow, that's crazy the native the nature's absolute I know
No, I'm just...
You're a chud?
I hit her for 700, what do you want from me?
Uh, that's a full combat or out of mid, yeah.
I think I might have exaggured a little bit, it was like 600, but...
And now I know what this probably is, I mean, she had it all, but...
It was like six or seven hundred.
Why? Whatever, bro. Whatever, whatever, whatever.
You know, she's a little cheeser.
No, our shield's up there.
We lost our shield, bro.
Can I get it? Can I get it? Can I get it?
Oh, guys, what do we do here? How do I win this?
I'm missing from the blue line. Be careful.
How do we win this?
That's just like such an awesome fucking mechanic, no?
Is Yamato ass now?
I don't think so.
I don't think Yamato's ever actually been bad.
Just so that I'm not feeding, I'm gonna blame my Yamato there.
Let's go
Wait if you come blue with that black hole that is massive. I was not having fun, so
Adam hey random
He's back
You know
People look for dumb, pure fucking parents.
Succulent succulents.
How about them?
Fuck.
Young, young, and stupid.
Triple is more than once.
Might as well see you guys young.
Bro, that's so hard.
Those big fat hunter shooters.
It's actually so fucking hard.
Like, you could just never win the trade, because like,
double barrier.
I think she got her fucking centers, Gigi bro.
Shut up Mario.
Not in the mood.
Not in the mood, bro.
Like a how, bro? How does that not deny the soul?
Am I insane?
How does that not deny it?
Oh
They bet you have to be like I don't know
They're not like normal
multi-multi-wam-wams. Those bountiful figalos. Those with Fungoas shallots.
Like this is nice about the jump last. Yes, I saw her. I'm out of there.
Oh, this is going to be hard, guys.
Is this the woke version? Yeah, I think so.
I
Yeah
Man these teeth just don't are not funny. He's talking about you Meg by the way
I
Think you're losing it's literally even souls bro chill
It's literally even souls
I'm in the party but I have to
They carry farming for the next time
Metro, you, liars, you are so fucking inept
Now we on seven stop playing seven please
Don't play this game
I'll look for no one
Don't play in cold life
Don't play now we, I don't know
Don't play holiday liars
Don't play seven this shit is not for you, man
You don't know where to come and fight
I did agree
You don't know what to do man
Who's there? Who's there?
You don't know how to lay your eyes out
I'm lost. I don't know what's happening. I'm just gonna bare-meg to piss me off.
Oh my god
Bro, like Mr. Trino's got fucking 13k
How win
How win
Yeah, I don't know how that chomp next to you there
Not really
Why the stairs are gonna throw something
I don't know
That's the W button, Silver.
Umm, that's a little scary, not gonna lie.
Do not let Celeste stand in the way of the Arch-Mover's ascension.
You'll regret making me mad.
Response?
Yeah, if you're a noob.
Oh, okay.
That was tough Thank you
I'm so like I'm low sold I can't do shit
I just find it nice like what can I do
Headed to breathe.
I'll do whatever I can do.
More accurate income silver?
Bro, chill on me.
Chill on me, bro.
Why did the Patriots, why did the Archibalds just say select, what was that?
I gotta find that brown so poor, I'm so poor.
I'm taking this thingy is really good.
Yo, yo, hello! Yo, L-Mac!
Oh my goodness!
I
Got it feel green
When they show them the map let's for rotate every time
What about it's actually
I'm sure the Celeste is not allowed to do this, right?
Um...
You didn't even get it, you didn't.
Nice, that's all big bags for you.
Hold on.
That's good.
Was it worth it?
Yeah, the urn, the urn is on my side.
We need good prio on the yellow side.
Roger that.
that was really good
way by my trip to adapting
I'm coming over
and it's your self
his is low
bill bill bill
Nooo, that is so unfortunate.
I guess it's underwater.
Oh, I'm both on- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm-
Nice.
Where's my- my drifters is getting, baby.
This is so good.
Oh my god, huge.
Okay, okay, okay.
Get this bitch!
You guys-
That's good. That's good. That's good. Yeah, what I'm applying this is 68 months. Well, Clayton is a 71 prime.
Oh bro, I'm so low on souls though, man. I need to farm up. This is so bad. I mean, I'm making like, I feel like my last two fights were pretty good, but like I'm also poor as hell.
Okay, great. They're all up
Fuck oh geez
I need doubles any doubles
I'm gonna breathe you a little pig and I'm gonna die doing it. I'm gonna cry
We're just giving the air and we need to trade.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
My macro's ass right now.
It's pissing me off.
I need to ban someone fast.
Oh, he's split-pushed, he's split-pushed.
Oh my god, my souls are so tiny.
your cop low key better I seem to get it oh hey three on yellow
you know like this fucking Celeste yep so I'm saying bro I have a bag I'd
rather not lose that's my contribution that's a little bullet big
contribution they're gonna rotate on you guys blues not careful I probably need
help you
Oh, I'm just kidding, Chuck, too.
Someone go green. Someone go green.
I got green. I still got a big screen.
Is Yoshi trolling by making all of the miserable to play against characters good?
I don't know. I don't know.
Why don't you kill the switch by that?
I'm coming yellow.
26k slash, by the way.
I'm with you in secret venator
I'm running down
They're late
The boss has me
I
Just love
Bitch that's bitch that's I'm one I can't I can't chase
Your bro can start I know it's so fucking bad
I'm gonna die. We'll fucking care. I'm gonna yellow in 30 seconds. I
I am a better fucking camp
Why does league low-key look better than the shit are you paid off my rise keep the way it's good for us
We don't need a fight right now
I
Need to get money. I'm so poor bro actual lower accurate fucking silver
I
17k m 18k now
I'm just looking at her.
I have sounds like an ape.
They're all in one person.
Sound the space, sound the space, sound the space!
I won't let you stop me.
Fuck, bro, this game is just too hard.
Bro, I don't know what to do about Celeste, I mean she has negative 8 bullet resist so
Like maybe me or vinegar like I'm down 11k though. What am I gonna do? She has fucking spells later
And then she drops off another orange. I have even more money
Disgusting
Well, I think ADC may be the worst role in the game.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Hot back on League, but why would I do that?
You ever think about why?
No, maharaga is dead.
I'm gonna jump this page.
Oh, I don't wanna sleep.
There's two on green, I'm dead.
They're highest and it's on green.
You guys need to win, y'all.
Turn around for these guys.
Oh, wait!
What you gonna tell everyone?
Yeah, I could have carried that one punch but I didn't because I'm shocked
Spitting on your that one punch, man fuck. They're leaving. Oh
You need metal skin, yeah, I think you're right, but then like what do I do about the fucking soul last?
knockdown
what does that even matter?
like she has fucking two barriers and a divine barrier
like can we even do anything about that?
I don't think we can test that.
All my pictures dead.
Wall hacking.
Second down the locker.
Oh, I'm so poor!
God Lila you are so broke. That's why I called her by her first name. I'm tight like that with her.
Surely I can just kill the guys and I can carry yellow and get some free solo farm from one to my life.
I
Got a nice
Back it up. You get us on yellow. Go yellow. Yeah, we need help you
Man fuck
Yeah, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
Oh!
Seems like it may be over?
Yeah, I think so.
I think this is it, I think this is it over.
I like playing Celeste, Auga. Yeah, I bet you do, bro.
I bet you fucking do.
Please shoot it, please.
I mean, maybe winnable.
You have dynamo.
Actually, maybe winnable.
Can we have the duel on the spear?
I'm a mysterious no, I don't think so bro. Sorry
And our bubbles coming probably the Celeste
Just insane
We should probably wait till Regie runs out to take a fight.
Not gonna lie.
No, no.
What are we doing? Oh, whatever.
I think I can just want to go next.
Here's what it is.
I got this guys!
Nice fight!
That was a tough one, and Geo?
That was a tough one.
So, Celeste Broke it or what?
Celeste Broke it or what's going on?
Wait, did the leaderboard update, by the way?
Does it still say I'm fucking E4 on the leaderboard?
Ooh, there we go, very nice.
Celeste is pretty fair and balanced.
Wouldn't you say Argotale?
Yeah, I think so.
Spot.
Cue this up.
She should be a two-stam hero.
I don't think she needs four stamina
and low gravity
and
better movement or a better air control and a lot yeah I don't know I don't think
she needs all that
but I mean he also played well so I can't be you know what I mean like the
like the Celestin play well.
Super I love your streams. I don't pee please. Can you play a game of lash for me, please?
Please
So guys, what went wrong in that game?
What went wrong in that game?
Mr. Tomato too strong?
Celeste too strong?
All of the above?
The start of solvus reloads are like an enderman taking damage.
No, you're crazy, bro.
What happened to that?
Nah.
You're crazy, bro.
Don't seek help now
Can we get a Billy game for absolutely nobody?
Maybe I should Q's last I honestly don't even know how to play this character though
Actually not a player
It's came along
You weren't meant to hold back Tom Abrams
Like brothers care like I just I just feel like
She's so funny yeah cuz she's busted as hell bro
Like nobody can nobody can catch you bro like come on
How would you balance her did I just feel like low gravity and air control like you
don't need it you just don't like it's just too much it's actually just too much she she
She definitely needs a movement nerf, I think, something.
I think she's fine, I don't even play her.
I mean, she's just, I'm telling you bro, there's no way this character's fine.
Like bro, look at the double jump comparison here real quick, let's just like compare.
Look at that, and then we'll check like, this will be fun.
It's just insane, no?
Oh yeah, Mimic, that's a good idea.
I made the Mimic.
I've licked in the shadows my whole life, and I'm tired of it.
I got you something.
Like that's crazy, you know?
It's not that insane.
Okay, I'm just gonna say, like, I feel like if people are saying her movement is not the
problem or like it's not that good.
They're probably in low rank or they don't know how to use good movement, where like
it like people aren't taking advantage of it.
But that's just really the only explanation I feel like.
Yo, Weezer next time on Prime, Luis, thanks for the 6-1 Prime, Mr.2-2, and Ascetic and
Sora only and pro swift and deandroid outside of movement is her kick too
strong I mean her kick definitely is strong but
It's a it's like if if how if you had holidays bounce pad active at all times like this
Fucking insane. No
Actually insane
Yep, we're all excited for that actually
I don't know, maybe we just have to buy slowing hex against her, like is it my bad?
Maybe I should have bought slowing hex first by then.
But like, will that even do anything?
It kind of does fuck her up, kind of, big fan of the kinder.
I was on silver and I kept fucking lassoing her and it didn't even like matter
Oh, I just got these little wings. My dynamo. What was my dynamo? Getting boxes? Okay, that's
fine.
did you see the lash mods someone made for you yes of course I did how can I have not
seen that of course I've seen it
I guess you buy a bottle. Come on I'm doing it. Re-bottle me. Don't care.
No, no, man, I missed that?
No.
There's no way.
First-ever rebuttal, Perry?
No, it's not, bro.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Perry knows not, bro.
I need you to use your skill in the rest of the game.
Get my man.
Oh, OK.
Help!
Don't care.
Eat him, 90.
Don't care.
There you go.
Need a holiday?
Check me out, check me out.
Help.
Killing right that cooldown.
It's gonna hold me bad, they nerf this shit out of it.
a while ago it used to be broken as fuck but they hardly nerfed it because it was too it was too much
That hit me I'm I didn't bury it because I think I was gonna hit me
Kind of shocked I didn't actually have the wolves
Yeah, I could last a little maybe
I have a cube though I gotta get to this this baby hold on
Oh my god, he trolled me.
to
I'm ready for the bottle.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, okay, so...
I'm still in my dream!
I'm ready.
Dude!
Okay, I'm probably ready.
I'm ready, I'm actually ready, I'm actually ready. I'm serious.
I'm actually so... if I miss the next one I...
That one didn't count me, so stop it.
If I miss the next one, I... I don't know, something. I'll do something.
He's my fucking diamond, he's the-
Thanks.
Thanks.
Unlucky.
Unlucky.
Thank you.
I got promoted at my job my crush asked me out
Nice, bro!
It's up to secrets everybody.
Actually huge.
It's up to secrets to everybody.
That's actually huge.
I can use LASA when we're ready.
Super, I've alerted you on them. This is a way of death now. Is this true?
Right, Shaki, right, Shaki, you can do that.
I've been mentally around the world, bullshit.
The bottle value guys, fun fact, you know you get a bottle value even if you don't parry
because you get reduced melee damage.
I
Draw
Give me out of here
Geez man
I can't back, I gotta help my guy.
Okay.
Damn.
Okay.
There you go.
Put him down.
Be careful.
Thanks.
I'll give you a push on this.
Vibes are off and it's super talking himself.
Yeah, my vibes are off, bro.
And you know what? I like the idea of my dynamo trying to care me, but he's just a little too, um...
You know what I mean?
Oh, silver zone.
Oh, I'm kind of low. I can't even really run this.
Did she catch up to me? El movement or what?
I have to just drop her.
I have to just drop it.
And then Spooky and Zan and Martiniville.
Thank you.
Thank you.
My earn runner is running boxes. I mean, bro, this solo is not fucking...
She's trying to time me up and beat me up.
That's what you want from me.
There we go. Try this again.
Free urn, I'll leave.
Free urn.
Free urn.
Whoa, chill on me, D-Dog.
What does the green gun mean? I'm a noob. What green gun?
We talked about.
Am I a noob? What green gun?
What?
Oh, the urn!
Oh, yeah, that means you can't shoot while you're holding the urn.
I like the song, by the way, guys.
I like the song.
No one likes you.
Wait, animated, did you see my suggestion to you on Discord?
What do you think about that?
Gotta isolate him one at a time. You know I can get away with that
Your thoughts on that
Headed to Greenwich
Ready to wrangle up a hundred percent really okay
I don't know wait, can you count as cool right now?
It's like wow point five or five second pastime
If you feel like locked in you can
How do you manage finger and paint finger wrist pain when gaming okay?
First of all, you should stretch your wrists like I literally just did right now
Always stretch your wrists and you should probably buy wrist braces if you have pain a lot or even if you're just starting to get it
I'm gonna look blue for someone
I see Ray I can grab her maybe
Well, yeah, there's three here just came here
Oh, I think I can take their fucking sinners. No, it's greedy. MKD of me
Why am I
Like made the right play on all pilot then ask myself why I feel like righted cuz I'm doing this that makes a lot of sense
Like I subconsciously just like made like did what I needed to do
Shit just dead
Yeah, I mean greeting enemy center is always so nice, but like if you die it's so sad.
Such a nice little souls injection.
Thanks
You okay?
Okay, thank you
Let's take out Kelvin. Thanks, miss.
Yes, sir. Thank you
She's on her next shoulder, silver, silver!
I
Can earn I think they did but destroy the scrap golem destroy the scrap golem. I will
You see what your team loses earn. Yeah problem. I
I thought my dynamo had earned so I thought like I didn't there was no rush
But maybe he dropped it. I don't know. I thought he's just gonna hold this thing
Black holes up
That guys my character is kind of on holiday I'm not gonna lie
How long does it take someone to learn the movement of this game at an okay level?
I think if you played any other source game, like if you played TF2 or Counter-Strike,
it probably is not too bad actually.
if you haven't played any of those games it might take you a minute
just like try to incorporate shit one at a time honestly like don't have one
yourself it's too hard oh we are missing slots
sorry what if i just i already sold it
i was like i could stand master at first but
Oh
What the hell oh geez
Or if you don't want to learn the moving process play holiday or so last then you're like you're fine doesn't even matter
Doesn't like you're just getting it if I'm free
We're mowing krill true
Oh my Venator.
They took out the Venator.
You mean this one next?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lee, I even used that crack shot.
Are you kidding me?
Where is she?
Where the fuck is that fire?
You on our right if we play the slop
I'm not jumping for ya!
Headed to Greenwich!
Can we read their centers here?
Great, missing!
I like it.
Wait, silver here on second flank.
Thank you.
Jump them down!
Okay
Okay
What happens you got rescue beam by the calvin
No, thanks coffee center god I fucking love coffee
I'm at the bottom of those millennial shirts. Don't practice me until I've had my coffee. Thoughts on that?
Ready to use last though!
There's others there!
Holy fucking Dominic!
Holy shit!
That's what I like to see!
That's almost right!
Cool!
I'll take those sinners open.
No!
I'm so greedy.
I think it's okay because I'm holiday.
Yeah, broken character is what it is.
If he honestly if my dynamo didn't do that, I would have just gone back easier
You look like cookies and cream is your favorite ice cream flavor
It's good, but my favorite
I
Feel like silence made is a better buy
I'm coming on board with this ship, I have a parcel.
What?
What the fuck is-
Dude.
He sounds like- he sounds like too-
I'm balancing the silver around.
Oh my
Huge
Me
Yeah, baby buster
My whole team is just fucking griefing me. It's pissing me off.
Slipped right out of there.
I honestly don't think Wraith is that strong right now, oh brother.
your bag big enough now
you wanna hold it for me though?
yeah I can grab right here
blue maybe? actually I'm gonna look for a shiv
maybe you don't really hit him and I can grab something
now just don't die with this bag it's a very important thing
I see the gambler.
Don't look at me, don't look at me, don't look at me.
Headed to Greenwich.
Okay.
Headed to Green.
I can get it, I don't know, dude.
I see the enemy.
We've got a shot.
Go next.
enemy
fucking pissing me off
I don't know
I'm defiscus
you raised the soju and share of the sider?
you know I never thought about it but now that you say it
maybe
I can kind of see it
I
Can't carry
You know now to be a great time. Oh, yeah, right into the wall
I see the enemy.
Oh, he almost got my ass.
I see silver.
Thank you.
Thanks.
I don't know what's happening anymore, bro.
I see viscous.
You're welcome.
Why is viscous even up there?
Wait, does Viscous's big-ass block the whole teleporter with Q?
Can you hop back on League?
Thanks.
Can you hop back on these nuts?
Help or should?
Thanks.
Okay.
Thanks.
Okay, thanks.
Let's go to New York.
Fucking shut this out.
I'll leave her so bad.
Okay.
Cool.
I hear we go last one again.
Third time to charm.
I'll grab some wine and pull him to the group.
Yep, I will.
Let's go yellow.
I'm gonna grab a rathen maybe.
On my way.
Okay.
You stay fucking in fight.
I'm gonna turn green.
I
Had a big Holly bells explode an impact you punch them like if you if you
I'm looking for someone here
pull back
After doubles, okay
Just killed 30 people in that building you hit with the barrel. Oh, yeah that family of four please out
Maybe right here green side
I'm telling you, too.
Singularity's on cooldown.
You trying to punch me?
Going to shock?
That's a pain in my fucking ass.
Maybe on this fight I can get someone, this Meena.
Just give it up like they just give it up.
Me, me, me, me, me!
Jeez, bro.
Maybe we could do that if we just shut the door.
Maybe we can do that if we just shut the door.
Oh man.
Pain in the ass.
This fucking shit most of the videos you get are packed.
Okay.
Well.
What?
Oh, I need you.
You.
It's fine.
That almost a farm heal numbers?
It's kind of...
Well, I can get right here, maybe?
Oh.
Sure.
That's it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sure.
She's not dead.
He's serious.
Oh.
She actually waited.
She tutored me.
What's the plan?
I'm gonna sit in bed now.
Okay.
I see fever.
What was that?
I could have silenced Wager, right?
Go
My bad, I guess
All right, so disgusting oh my why you guys are big holy shit
I don't know, I just think she's fun bro. Her movement is really fun, but what it's worth
I play pocket soldier
They did change it that I want to be too slow. I mean they gave it so much range before used to be so small
There's one
I don't know, actually I'm probably gonna be up, I can't, I'm fucking in.
You can just kind of wait, they might push out here, just like wait for it.
Wait for it, I'm out of deflection.
I have so many seconds left.
Hold her up, hold her up.
What?
Can I get an instant replay challenge flag?
Yo.
Challenge flag?
Hey, what are you doing?
What's this?
I
So
There we go.
Still see them?
Huh.
Oh.
What the damn...
She threw it off where she go.
Dead.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.
Yay!
Good game.
Holiday carry, good coms.
Yes!
Yes!
Pawsie vibes from my fucking Venator.
The Lord provides.
Holiday carry, he says.
Most objective damage most player damage most kills most souls
Humble king
We love a little glaze
Ranker U, Eternus V. Everything's gonna get E6 and I can do it.
I'm quite a ways off, but I think I can do it.
718 is where I am e6 starts at
322 so I got like 400 spots flying
Today has been horrible for the mother
That takes pockets wife
for the mail
does he still have it
It's six now call me seven
Is he dumb?
Looking for a pop hurt
It's six now call me seven
I have a light in hold
They keep the boss put on the bitch in the second
Shashes up brother the hill
Kill you to my blitz
Outplayed hurts and burrow.
I would never like Brady since he cheated.
can you play shit and use PGE's bill I'm gonna pretend I didn't read that
I'm okay. Thanks for the offer went through a breakup this Friday and your
oh jeez
fun to hear that, bro
stop!
yeah, breakups suck
it's true
Breakups suck.
What happened to ReAnimal?
Lair?
Who's Lair?
I'll put one more game up there, ReAnimal.
What?
Meowplusker.
Actually, I should probably install it, huh?
Why I didn't install it?
Continue to payment. Should I leak my payment info? What do we think guys?
How about I said if randomly play the number one game of all time, which would be what?
Ready or not? 30 gigabyte game.
Huntsman bro you're not playing fucking Huntsman.
Not sure if you saw this or not but forget we might like it.
That game is so turbo ass crack.
A Venator!
There we go. Let's see what this Ben-Aber can do.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
The Emeralds are stronger than I am now. I don't know. I haven't played them since they changed them like few days ago.
Did I change some stuff with them?
Okay, let's go.
Moe and your lane have fun, that's going to be real fun.
Moe, Shiv.
I mean, Shiv's fine, but Moe...
I
Mo looks hella busted he's a pain the fucking ass right now
I'll tell you, I'll tell you what.
Fuck off!
Solid.
Die monster!
I'm fucking up this mull a little bit I actually fucking them up weapon damage
Just give me that.
Wait for me, creep.
Wait. BOOSH!
Hey!
Dickhead!
I
Got extra 33 was so good. Can you believe there are people that pretend to not like it?
Shibu shibu
I'm breathing really bad
people hate cuz it's good I know bro I know it's shameless actually
I'm losing my life, I'm getting surprised by you.
Whoop!
Okay.
Okay!
Says Billy.
I think you can play some of this on the thing green.
Fuck, I missed that nade, it's so bad on the low.
Oh, I'm getting low. I'm just getting outfucking sustained.
Oh, he gave me some of you. Oh, thanks, girl.
Oh my god more recent krill.
I gotta guarantee heavy melee now.
What?
Let him come for me.
Stay back.
Let's see.
You
Get the fuck away from me, why are they just walking at me?
Guys, how do you kill Krill?
How do you kill him?
Hey, he's about to have grab. This is awesome.
My drifts are good. Not so.
I'm so fucking scared.
I'm actually scared as fuck.
No way.
Oh
Lash I see Lash
Ready to switch weapons sounds good
What my bank shot missed bro
Super is gonna ult you super. I was just making that action myself.
I mean we have to just like, it's just, I think what I really hate about lowing throw is laying throw is just like, once they get ult, like you have to just like AFF.
It's so I look at I push up almost almost died
Almost fucking died
Ro Mo and Krillin is so boring
I see shit.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Here's a taste.
Of what?
What are we tasting?
Did I get Jollibee today?
No, bro.
Still no Jollibee.
Day 5 of no Jollibee.
Isn't that fucking heartbreaking?
I tried to hit his pose.
Hit him?
Oh shoot one, shoot one.
Yeah, fair.
I mean, it's just, I'm just gonna say guys, it's dumb.
Moe and Krill's just gone.
Like, I don't know. Moe and Krill should not do damage until like tier two. I'm gonna say it, bro. It's too strong and lame.
Like you have to just like it once he gets all your plan late you're planning to get like it's just it is
So I have to drop that truth mucing Chad maybe not everyone was prepared for that
Okay, I have three knives in me bro
I fucking hell go
Shit is dead
What the fuck
Well the bugger actually almost lived there, disgusting.
And ah, he almost died though, yeah.
He's probably trying to hisp out of the lash.
They're in their doubles right now.
Oh, this is so fun.
I
Stuck in lane, bro. I'm gonna farm but like
Oh look who's back
Yep
I
Like the barrel fast, that's okay. I have a bag
Ranch I did
They take lane I'll be happy. Oh my god. Yeah, cuz you ran it early
I'm about to start baby raging care of me
my drifter might just die i'm farming i got it good job bro
I
Just been moe that in the Guinness band right now
McGinnis is honest now though. Oh, yeah, here it comes here it comes
The fucking rage bait is coming
BOOM BOOM BOOM
So what can I farm 2-3? Probably not now, right? Or maybe soon?
Oh, I wasn't hitting this one, that sucks.
ass crack player, what can you do are you really trying to take my fucking turret?
fucking
Oh
My bag back nice
I'm
Daffodil got it
Guys why is my fucking been on her lowest souls in the lobby?
I
Ask track
Last looks really hot this game I kind of agree with you bro
I told you I shouldn't have done it.
You should be able to mash to get out of moble, I agree.
Alright, I gotta just... I gotta AFK farm.
I'm just taking blue by the way.
That's fine.
Man, man, man.
Surely they won't get you again? No, I'm at like really AFK farm.
Can you do the triple melee here?
How many do you can?
I can get it and then I'll get fucking dead again watch me
No, I'm good, you know.
Can you help Green?
I'll take you out.
I'm gonna try to catch her out.
She's still in.
he's still in
oh wait
like
there's a lunge
there we go
alright we're gonna watch him
okay
that's my bad then
nice
no, that's my bad then
huge, actually good
what? no I don't
I
Got a guy here sevens coming
Please kill these guys fast before seven gets here
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh, I got scared. I blud clenched
Okay, farm farm farm go go go. We gotta make up a lot of time
I'm gonna go back and get that through through that I never finished
Let's see what this venator can do with this next wave to hold on I'm going big right now
I mean I did again
Look where I'm farming at hyper speed now I get my my sinners
What did you pass your driving test I go tomorrow 22 I took a
I see shit.
Anime, don't do it. Don't you dare by the way. I know what you're thinking. Don't do it anime.
You know what I'm gonna go I'm gonna go do some sicko shit here.
I'm just farming at hyper speed oh there's five here there's five leave me leave me leave
me leave me leave me leave me there's five here you guys don't want this ready to kill
them all says venitor oh w cube oh you're fucked you're free been the other guys
guys are just
Yeah, I know
Death falling for a friend
I see super TF
I'm gonna stop green probably
Bro, I've actually done nothing with games. I'm actually a fucking cosmetic player
I
Look at that tracking though
Seven on the left
Where's he out?
out
Kill super tf what i do bro fucking what's don't this game is so fucking
Why would i do why are we killing me? Did i do anything wrong?
Oh, they're doing alright hold on i have a big bag i don't want to lose it but we're taking a fight so
What do i mean to go
Wow that f**king flash got me
Yeah I'm looking at yellow though
You guys can get this right, I don't know where to go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Super TF dead in the cursed apple?
I have no souls, I have one kill.
Like what?
Am I buns?
How did that miss?
How did that miss?
Sounds good, bro.
Oh, where's the sweet spot?
I can't get it!
Oh, what a... I got it.
Wait, Makka's Aussie spotted?
Nina's going grey right now?
Hold back!
Nope, this one.
I'm digafarming right now my fucking my vindictus bill 34k how's that even possible is she
better than me
I am ready for a fight
I didn't buy that with the help
are you looking at the right side jungle
sorry my reference sorry
right side jungle yeah
I don't know if you need to but we're close if you're fine.
Oh yeah.
She's one HP in the inside.
Nice.
I'm here.
Nice. I'm here.
One out of three miss.
Only one out of three miss.
And two out of three miss.
Minus is open AFK and spawn.
Double you Mina.
Double you Mina.
They're stalling time. That's insane.
Okay, how about it?
Yeah, they're still on time.
Lash-alted, seven-stun, fucking Krill-alted.
All right.
This should be fun.
We're gonna punch this vast.
Mercy, my friend.
I'm afraid it's for short supply.
Damn, I didn't...
I mean, I didn't...
Y'all, maybe Counter-Spell would have been a better buy
than React in this game.
I feel like React is just not keeping me alive,
Unfortunately once on the doubles
I'm one in five on venator bro. I'm just a fast crack. Honestly that name is so boring
And I lost my one glass cannon stack, like, oh jeez, better surprise me hard to play.
I think I'm just fun, I don't think he's too hard, honestly, I think I'm just ass.
I think she's fighting. I will not be joining them.
Are you hungry? I'm here. If you need an hour, I'll be joining them.
No, they're on back. I'm back.
The enemy is out of orders.
Is Damina actually AFK in base? I think she is.
well I feel like everything I've played but here I've done nothing but I've gotten a
free win anyway like your skills are impressive and Victor whatever bro
that's not be honest I've done nothing this game that's what I felt they just
I'm gonna die
Meena's actually AFK
Basil 3-11 on Meena
Doesn't that guy stream on it?
This report me no
Watch Lashel
Where is he fuck
All right games yes, I did nothing. Don't look at my damages game, please
17k damage. I actually did nothing. But I farm!
You are him. Thank you bro.
I guess I should report the... the... the... the... the meaner huh?
For what? Stop looking for trouble. You know what? You're right. That's not bad. I don't...
I don't want any trouble.
That one's on me bro.
Hmm, it's a T.
Hmm, you have to survive.
Smart.
What a paga.
I gotta stretch.
Oh
Well variety time, huh
Nice today
Guys we're buying the Metro max or a Venator build we think everybody sub right out and immediately got a tax
Since when are you in that maxing poor Peter the hell? I'm not what I don't hate poor people
Should I?
to do
Never stop me
I got a P though I will find you I got a P though
no chill
Huntsman just got a huge update bro stop talking about Huntsman that game is the worst game ever stop talking about that fuck-ass game
No, how do they not go in?
What?
He's been under his gun too strong the hell
There we go
But these shots are clean for me now
I
Like
RL1 DLC or you still scared and tucking?
Where's the streamer?
was taking a piss. Is that allowed? Die monster! E6 will remain elusive for now, it appears.
That hoodie definitely smells like seven years of accumulated armpit molecules.
You want to fucking smell, bro?
People have to talk about how much it fucking smells.
You want to come over and fucking take a whiff, bury your nose deep in my armpit?
That what you want?
Please stop trying to involve me in your fetish brother that guy's the one that said it
I'm not doing it. I'm not fetish maxing
Guys how can I beat re-animal tonight? I mean I'll play it. I just don't know if I'll beat it tonight
No. Probably not. I know it's not that long, but...
Oh, should I play? It says grab a controller and kick back. Hold on. Hold on, everybody.
time. Hold on. I can't plug in the controller guys, I don't know how to do it. How does
a USB port work? Anybody know? Dude, don't win the hole! Dude, what the fuck? I can't,
I can't plug it in.
Just so you know, this is what the last guy that sniffed the hoodie looks like now.
Guys, why is my USB not going in?
Ummm...
Too tight?
This is a new PC, and I haven't actually put anything in here since I got my new PC.
Oh my god, it's in!
Oh, no! Hold on.
Fuck! Wait.
Hello? Oh, is it in here?
Hello? Can you guys hear me?
Wait, where is the- Oh!
Where is the mic on there?
Oh, we're good now.
We're good now.
1,000 people just left, Lamal.
Let's make it 1,001, actually.
back tomorrow. Bright flashing lights and imagery that may cause this comfort and or
seizures. Guys, be careful. Do I want to give them my data? Yeah sure I guess. Oh you guys
can't see, right. I gotta add this as a source.
Oh nice, you're on Game of the Year.
Is this Game of the Year?
Fuck no
My PC's about to blob I can hear it
Do you guys hear that
30 pre-roll ads are we serious? Goodbye, see you never. Wait. Sorry, I have to, uh, have
to fucking prove this chatter wrong real quick. Uh, there are no pre-rolls, by the way. Um,
that's not a thing. I don't have pre-rolls. I don't have pre-rolls on. Let's actually
look at the top of my fucking thing. 55 minutes of pre-rolls being disabled, because ads played
during the stream. Pre-rolls don't exist. So you're lying, by the way. A little fun fact.
Okay, now it's time to lock in.
What the hell?
Is this holes? Stanley Yonats? What's going on?
Oh, off we go.
Why am I out in the middle of nowhere by myself?
Bang! Bang!
Do you know the themes for this game? I don't know anything about this game.
All I know is that it's made by the same people that made Little Nightmares.
And Little Nightmares 3 was ass-cracked because the original people that made Little Nightmares 1 and 2
didn't work on Little Nightmares 3, so this is the real Little Nightmares 3.
Do not link me Mr. Lonely. If I look over and I say that's Mr. Lonely, I'm gonna be really upset.
the hell I just pull the body out of the sea
I thought you were dead.
What the hell?
There's actual voices in this game?
Who's that next character?
The others.
No.
No.
I got to go up there?
San Francisco, this color is what San Francisco Bay looks like, I can't lie.
Who's he playing with, myself?
No, I'm playing by myself.
Let's go to the right. They say don't go left at the crossroads, guys. Don't forget that.
Am I balancing this shit? The fucking... the light? It's like bouncing. See that?
Okay guys yes the same people make the same joke 50 times yes guys playing it by myself
oh my god yes mr. look guys yeah so funny guys yes I get it I get it I get it I get
it I get it I get it what if I ran into this fucking bomb you think I would it would uh
kill me
You know I'm just playing deadlock it is what it is guys I think I'm gonna play deadlock
Fucking piss me off
And I think it's time to use that fucking suggestion I told you about earlier. What do you think?
I've made it!
The hell?
Why are the rats?
Oh, gee!
that all it is the key I'm looking for I guess
Okay
Okay
The AI is kind of half-baked in this game because it's assumed that you'll have a co-op partner
Oh fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Ah, did she make it?
Oh wait.
Yay.
We made it.
Um...
Okay, it's a little scary, but that's fine.
Puppy's...
His fit's kind of tough.
But what's this mask she has on?
Is it a fox mask? Like Silent Hill F?
I need upbees. Oh maybe maybe I give you upbees?
Damn bros kinda got hops.
Is he playing by him slef like a chai?
The hell she failed to climb a lot of three times.
The hell?
How did she slip?
Who's that?
The hell?
Okay.
Why like rescuing my fucking friends or some shit?
And why was she just in the ocean?
I don't get it.
She was just taking a little swim or what?
Fuckin' locked door.
Um, maybe done the ladder.
you need friends first before you can save them. Alright then, that was funny. That was
a creative one from you.
Um, that doesn't do anything.
What?
Um, what does that do?
What?
What?
What?
I'm assuming this door over here is just locked
Oh, oh, okay. Well that helps a lot
A pewter
The hell bro, don't get off your fucking ass and do some shit
should probably runs better than yours no it doesn't
oh the pipe is turning now I can walk apart it's turning a lot
Hey, I was watching that.
Okay.
Um, okay, I get it now.
Um, okay, I get it now.
Now she will stop the thing and then I can run across, maybe.
Oh, I just boosted her like, this is boosted her on.
Alright, but how do I get her across?
I'm pushing this down
I don't even know what the hell he said to her.
Yay!
Yay!
Yo, what the fuck?
That's what my closet looks like when I pull out the discord hoodie, by the way.
If you guys were curious.
Oh!
Okay.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
Okay.
Okay.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Okay, why would I fucking...
There's a foot!
No, this shit probably smells fucking rancid.
Hood!
That was a tough lot of our cake, bro.
Venting time, it looks like.
Time to vent.
Does this one of the little guys, ayy!
Get back here bitch!
He looks like Pyramid Head kinda.
What the hell?
Yeah!
Wooo!
Eek!
Am I going to follow him?
Do I have to follow him?
So you went inside, we could just leave him alone.
Fuck.
Can we get on the roof?
Got a little hoist on the roof, no?
Who made this?
I need to kiss them.
I made it, but don't kiss me.
What the hell?
Am I not strong enough?
Oh, it doesn't have a wheel.
And another wheel.
Is there another wheel
When does Leon show up, I don't think Leon's in this game
What the fuck why did you leave?
What is this one new hat
Is that a bomb right here with the fuck there's a bunch of bombs in here now get me out of
hear about. That sounded like the fucking twins from the Ouija's mansion. Anybody hear
Okay, am I going in there?
I'm going to plunge him.
Okay. Why don't I just unlock it? I got a key.
Oh shit, eight times!
Oh my god, Resident Evil!
You know what'd be really good right now?
Some fucking jolly bee.
Holy fuck.
What?
Wait, you don't have a GF to play this with lol?
Yeah, real original bro.
You're definitely the first person to type that.
I got a brick.
Oh my god fucking flung that shit
Okay
The other wheel oh my god, we're out
Okay, now we're really out.
Yo, why do they slide like that?
Who is-
Open the door!
I think it's outside, will they?
Huh?
What?
What?
How do I?
Oh, up down.
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up,
It was Ricky ass bridge
No problem, I was pressing right trigger and it can't cause me to get off and I was like what
Nice.
Successful.
The atmosphere is gorgeous.
It does look pretty good.
But the little Nightmares guys do a pretty good job with those two games, so it doesn't
surprise me.
One of the third one, why didn't play it and also it's not made by the original devs so
I couldn't tell you.
Hey, someone- wait that's the motherfucker we were chasing before!
Don't get back here, bitch!
How do you even get over here?
You're playing this by yourself, holy loser.
Anime, I wanna do it, I wanna do it!
Oh, okay, more of these fuckers.
Probably what even are these things?
Oh, the wire of the camera.
Is that Edwin?
Oh, she's fighting.
Oh, she's fighting.
Come on, come on, chicken.
Oh my god.
I
He broke my fucking neck!
Wait.
You're chill bro
Wow
This is too scary for me. What are you a pussy?
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Yo, why's he move like that?
Oh, the same guy came!
Oh my god.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, chill, bro.
Oh my god, he's alive.
Oh shit!
You can't let you take the whole house!
Oh, he actually's got a trash bag, let me see that.
Okay.
Why don't I almost just jump off?
Yeah, but we have stuff to do apparently, why, where are you going?
Why would we leave?
I like the sound it makes when you step on the railroad tracks.
I
Was just killed myself I
Can hop on a second be your duo. No, bro. I'm actually good. I'm actually good
Is he really playing this by himself
This guy is played by Hamstleth
That's it. I'm playing 24 hours of Overwatch tomorrow. I don't even care anymore. Oh shit. We gotta go
Yo, why don't they attack my friends?
Why are they only going after me?
Oh, have the little loopy-loop juke them?
Wait, that's so fucking smart.
Dead by Deli, but that game looks so fucking awesome.
What's gonna say it by the way
Again looks so boring
Wait, can we push down the street?
I think we have to cut it down
Well, it just looks so ass like you just run around a fucking
a table to juke the killer and then they have like some move where you fucking rooster chicken
or they like teleport to get close just looks so boring
I don't understand why but so many women play dead by daylight um how do I respond to that
comment I don't think you meant I don't think you meant it like this so I'll give you a pass
But I do think it's funny that people play like the women play X game in 2026 card like bro
Everyone plays every game. It's like it. You know what I mean? It doesn't really matter
Like I get
This is a very silly thing to say, you know what I mean
Except Tekken 8 all right chill
Is that the ice cream man?
Like, fuckin' people play every game, you know?
Oh my god, it is an ice cream truck!
The ice cream man!
That fuckin' video of those two kids, those two British kids, they're eating beans on toast?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Yo, she's fast as hell!
Yo!
Ahhhh!
Don't kill me!
What happened?
Did he hurt his ankle? What happened?
Can we save him?
And then there's you playing this game by yourself wait, I have to show you guys the video I was talking about
You see if I can find it real quick
Fuck
Oh
Bro, why is she just like
Why is she just recording this to begin with bro, this is so fucking goofy, bro
like the beans on toast the glass of milk like what is happening in fucking in
Britain bro
this goofy kid in the back slips
Oh, shit!
Yeah, this car looks like the car fucking OJ was running in, no?
Is it not?
Not at all?
That was a Ford Bronco? Is that not what his car looked like?
I swear it was a white Bronco, no?
Oh, the ladder's fucked.
The Bronco's an SUV?
Gotta be honest, I've maybe seen that footage like one time.
I swear it was a fucking sedan.
Oh
So you're a poser OJ head, okay, what are you saying? I saw it live holy fuck anime don't even type that bro
Oh!
Have a door close.
Cool.
Anyway, whose side were you on during the trial?
Reach the small forest town.
Was I got embedded in the concrete?
I can make that jump across.
Is there something in the trunk, maybe?
Not in the trunk.
My leg inches
I make this jump
Well, technically Steph made the video, so he plays League.
Please warn, actually.
What? That's the solution to close the trunk? That's fucking stupid.
hey why is this city just like collapsing what about to find an
umbrella lab beneath this shit bro
hi suit you from here are you gonna be streaming for four more hours by any
chance honestly probably roughly about that time depends how long it takes me
to beat this game from close to the end I just like tank it's like 5 30 in the
morning or some shit and just like pass out as soon as I'm done maybe I don't
I'll see
You're not close yeah, I know bro because I just fucking I just started
Well, I'm not gonna lie I've kind of always wanted to do that real quick just shove a mannequin
What the hell? Wait, it's me!
I can pick up the pig head. I can put on the pig head!
dead!
look at me
oh, did I throw this at the window? to smash it?
Cut my hand on the glass like a boss.
Your fetish you're showing?
I don't have a pig fetish, bro, chill.
You gotta help fucking trash plastic bag pyramid, man.
We're going to the cinema.
I think he heard us start his car probably not you don't like it when she calls you her
little pay piggy um it's a little different not gonna lie but like not really not like
that anyways I could say I don't know
I spilled the popcorn.
Intern for me for what exactly?
Avoiding the question? Well like I don't I'm not like...
I don't know, guys I'm not gonna...
Fence sitting his own kink? No, I'm not fencing in a kink. I'm not exactly a pay pig, either.
Like, I'm not really into, like, getting pay-pigged like that, you know what I mean?
Um...
Well, like, I also don't think we need, like, a stream, like, discussing everything that
I'm into, you know? Maybe some things are a little more private, perhaps, you could argue.
Can I rip this off with my hands?
That'd be tough.
Stop gatekeeping?
I'm like gatekeeping when I'm in.
It's not even a gatekeep.
It's just like...
Bolt cutters!
Oh, that's cute.
They have to work together with it.
Can you use bolt cutters on that?
No.
Not true, people will play with me if I ask them.
Nice.
We'll move when we watch it.
Oh.
They're just...
Y'all, you're blocking the screen, dickhead!
Is the chainsaw man movie wait they are on the beach hold on
That guy's fucking passed out drunk in the hallway.
Yeah, I fuckin' did it, bro.
Part two ends on Tuesday, bro.
I gotta read the manga.
I gotta read it, bro.
I fuckin' like it.
I like Chainsaw Man.
What up, guys?
I don't know if that kind of gives away that we're here, I gotta be honest.
Why is everyone just like, what are all these fucking people that are just hanging over the
fucking balcony man. Shit's weird. Can I ride the horsey? PIGGY! Can I ride it at all?
Just, I think I can sit on it.
Wait, can I go down the slide?
Gargage water down there?
On the straight concrete?
Yeah, my fucking ass hurts, bro.
Um...
Playing at the playground alone? It's like watching home videos of you as a kid. This is so fucking sad.
Why is he moving like that?
What the fuck?
Okay, this guy's right here.
Yeah bro I fucking did it are you even paying attention to the goddamn stream
game. It took XQC 40 minutes to get through this room.
That's not too bad.
Now this guy is fucking awesome.
Oh
Jam
Can we wait a second before we go over here let him do his thing
Oh, he's there! Oh, he didn't die. Can we get him out?
Going back this way?
I hear him.
I don't want to go back over there because if he's just there, I'm dead.
What's he doing?
What?
He just goes through this guy's hole?
All right, that works. Let's jump.
Crowbar!
So, why is he trying to capture us?
What?
Hold L stick to cry.
What the f**k?
Yo, what up bro?
Welcome back.
Toilet.
I'm on the toilet.
Oh my god, now that I have a crowbar, I can go all the way back.
I can rip off the wood planks that were blocking the fucking, the fence gate before.
Replay to know more like my brain is just fucking working at max capacity
I see what we're supposed to do.
You couldn't have seen me unless you're cheating, but you couldn't have.
Shit!
What?
He's not even holding me!
It's bugged!
Oh hell no, I just got cheesed!
It's going to make noise.
Why are we blocking the door move?
move!
wait, how do you come out of that guy?
I wasn't using those fucking corpses as like...
transportation.
What is he breathing so heavy about?
Well, look how scared they are here, and they're covering their ears.
Oh, he's going again, I think.
guys got a big belly button
You guys want to hear a little fuck about the way it was just real open before?
Oh wait he's...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah hurry hurry hurry!
Okay, almost out.
What?
Where are they going?
Over here jackasses.
So who is my friend?
Who is this third friend?
What the hell he's on a tricycle?
What the fuck?
Where'd he go?
Okay.
Gas prices are crazy. I don't blame them.
We're out to the four dollars a gallon. What the hell?
Gasoline. Look at that.
550 here in Cali, Jesus.
Why is it panning out like this?
I see them in the back, in the back, in the back, in the back!
Oh my god, I'm on the ceiling, I'm on the building.
Of course.
Of course.
Horde!
Come on!
Oh my god, the cinema...
We're gonna fucking run!
And we're fucking stealing this guy's...
This is Grand Theft Auto, by the way.
We're just stealing this guy's fucking truck.
I'm going to stretch my hand while I'm driving.
Doesn't actually have a really good driver, Chill.
Look at me standing on the right side of the road.
Oh shit.
Oh, fuck!
Yo, how was he not...
Um...
Ow!
Ow!
What?
He just threw me out the window!
But she has a knife!
No!
What is this guy doing to you there?
Wait, this was the beginning of the game.
The butthole.
The shit pit?
What the fuck?
Wait, we're back on the beach.
Wait, but we were all the way up top and now we're back on the beach.
Save our skins. Escape Sniffer.
Bro's name is Sniffer?
Well, surely we just did, no?
We got our boy, we can just leave.
What is this over here?
Oh, geez.
Maybe this is just another, like, hat?
What's going on up here bro?
So why does my stomach feel weird? What the hell?
Pregnant?
What the hell is this for?
Other thing outside?
Smart.
So they're gonna desk 18 hours a day eating one meal a day probably doesn't help
I also don't eat one meal a day I like maybe two
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wait.
Okay, because it looks like there's something over there, but I don't know I can make the
jump from here.
Like that!
See that shit?
Why is this going so far back?
Like, oh bro, it feels weird, it's not like a, it's not like a stomach ache, it feels like
weird.
weird how like um like I like
I don't know.
This is what a period grant feels like.
I want to explain it.
It feels more...
Yeah.
I guess more like a cramp than anything else.
No, it's like right in the middle, almost like near my belly button.
You're constipated brother, do you know who the fuck you're talking to?
I'm the furthest thing from God's pain.
What if I run into one of these fucking lines?
I kinda want to.
Just for the walls.
Yeah, bro, some ginger will be really nice right now if I had some of that.
I don't know if that was behind me, probably nothing.
Oh
Drinking
Damn this motherfucker can swim fast!
And we just locked the building.
This is what it is.
So what was that just like?
Yeah, this is about right.
Why would you do that?
Because I want to see what will happen.
Why can't you go around that?
And this is blocked off.
Uh, oh.
Is that while driving? IRL by the way? Why, I blow up fucking sea mines?
And that's blocked off.
Where the hell do you want me to go?
C'mon, get out of here.
C'mon.
C'mon.
C'mon.
C'mon.
C'mon.
C'mon.
C'mon.
C'mon.
Okay.
Concept are unlocked.
Okay.
Um.
I'm at the far way maybe this will cure me hold on
I farted I don't think it fixed me
Wait, I farted again.
What's this?
Um, arrows?
Where's that harpoon?
What am I holding?
Corpunes?
Oh, and I could probably use these to blow up the mines that are blocking the way, surely.
I'm stressed I dream about getting into car accidents is that normal
Press L1 or square to equip and throw the hard cooler.
Get him!
No!
At the guy!
Bitch!
I'm going to do this.
Bitch.
Where are they?
Where are they?
The music, the ambiance, the scary...
NOOOO!
RUN!
NOOOO!
I
Why she like turned around
of
the
Also, oh, you think the front side of my land, fooling your mom and viral and sheep and husky?
Holy snide!
Damn, that guy was weak!
That guy wasn't even trying to do it, he was just having a meal.
I fucking killed him.
But why is this guy in chat just been fucking roleplaying his shit for the last 20 minutes
by the way?
Anybody else see this?
If you listen very carefully, you can hear Vol's mother from across the cave telling
him his hot dog is done boiling.
Oh, there he is again.
I tried to be nice.
Look at him.
Who's that up there?
Who's that?
What the hell? Why is there a platoon up there?
What the fuck?
It's a platoon!
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Can I enter it and shoot it?
Oh shit.
Hey.
What?
Shut up, Lonnie.
No, you shut up, let's see, sorry, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry.
So what am I aiming for?
Thanks for that 62 months of rain, goose 64, wait 2 more months and it'll be something for 64 months like rain, goose 60.
Oh, did it not load it? Do we have to load it?
Oh, we need a new shell.
Um...
What?
No, no.
What?
No, no.
Will that work?
Hey!
I need a new shell.
shell. These shells are all fucked.
What?
I need a new shell that's not fucking used.
Um...
We have to close the window maybe? Is that why?
I have a lot of questions but I have to get back in my boat.
Oh, my tummy, my stomach still feels weird.
It's just, I don't like that feeling.
Thank God you're too old to get drafted, bro.
Why does everyone think they can draft?
There's just no way a draft happens, guys.
And if a draft, I feel like it does get to the point
where a draft happens, like,
light's probably not gonna be worth living anyway.
I'm just gonna be so serious
I guess I'll just get back in my boat because I don't have another shell
Unless unless unless unless unless unless unless
There's a shell in here
Surely one of these has like a shell, right?
Okay, genuine question. What happens if you did get drafted?
And when you're at, like, don't, I'm sure there's like some sort of, like, draft, like,
physical they do. What if you were just, like, straight?
Like, what if you just straight up said, if you draft me, I'm gonna shoot myself in the barracks?
Or some shit.
You go to jail?
They would send you anywhere, really?
What if they- what if they- wait, really?
They actually don't got them.
Wait, so I can't go there until I blast the monster?
I don't have a shell!
It's just bad shells in the fucking thing.
Where do I get shells?
Guys, I might need the Fetalight guy.
You haven't tried them all?
I tried, like, two of them.
If by some reason you do shoot yourself and you survive,
look, it's at the Marshall Court.
Should I be concerned about Marshall Court?
Absolutely.
Um, can somebody tell me why I should be concerned?
You don't follow the same rules as regular court, you can get executed or life in prison
a lot more easily.
Okay, but like if I was trying to kill myself anyway, lay hello.
I'm pretty sure these are all just dead by the way.
None of these are our live rounds.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really understand
what the game wants from me at the moment.
Yeah guys, where's my yellow paint at?
I don't get it.
Like, I think I'm supposed to boat somewhere and like find something.
Fun like a wire though.
What's over here?
Maybe we go up here and we can get around?
Nope.
Oh, I have a sixth slide.
And why is it time to put my weapon?
I just killed a seagull. Oh, they're attacking me. Are you fucking pussies?
Do you guys think the red kill alpha males will be enough for drafts? Guys, there's not gonna be a fucking draft.
This is not gonna be a draft guys.
Guys, people were saying, oh my god, there's gonna be a draft when fucking
like North Korea was testing nuclear weapons and people were like, no there's not.
And people were like, okay, clueless.
Pepe laugh.
And now here we are like fucking, I don't even know how many years later and you guys
Oh my god, there's gonna be a draft
Wait, what the hell? Securo, what the hell is this?
So what's the ignition wears yet?
We have hundreds of thousands of non-active soldiers, yeah bro, that's what I'm saying.
Like, if it gets to the point where the US needs a draft, guys, life is fucked anyway.
Like, straight up.
Pigs!
Will you be exempt from the draft?
If one of you gets drafted and is rich, I will go in your place for 10 million of whatever
currency we end up with.
I mean, why?
Why, bro?
Oh, and I went to go pick up the key and my game crashed.
Okay, Unreal Engine, everybody.
Okay.
W Crash.
Let's see where it puts me.
Let's see where it puts me.
Not the worst, I suppose.
Fucking stupid seagulls.
Slumped.
Dude, what is this weird feeling in my head?
Dude, what is this weird feeling in my fucking, like, near my belly button, bro?
It's like a cramp.
I think I'm- am I M-preg?
Am I boy-preggers? What's happening, bro?
No, I don't think I would stream my- my birth.
Sorry.
I can't believe that fucking happened on Twitch.
By the way.
I can't believe that- it's like that was something I actually saw with my eyes.
I was playing deadlock, I was.
I'll see if I crash again picking up this key.
Let's see what happens.
Nope.
Okay.
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Fuck off! Fuck off!
Having sex on stream is going to be sex ed.
I don't think Twitch would get away with that one.
All right, so how aggressive are these piggies in here? I mean, I have a pig mask. Surely that's like
chilling, right?
Why does that why why?
How we push the piggy out the way?
What are they all just starting shitting everywhere?
What are you saying?
Sorry.
What are our third gaga?
Wasn't you just with us?
What did our third guy go, wasn't he just with us?
Hey!
I'll pass by the birds.
I missed an item?
Well, I didn't think this was the way I actually had to go, so I was going to go here first.
Go back you risk the heat pig
Oh my god, there's a massive piggy that is a fucking massive
Oh
But I even miss an item I just want me to look at the stupid fucking kid
I can't hit it.
is a big piggy though yeah I noticed he was fun yeah I saw him bro but I can't
do anything about it I don't know why I don't know why our third guy is just
staying there
Why does my stomach still hurt?
This is not ideal.
I think water?
I mean, I am, but...
Jollibee's in order?
They're not even open.
Late in the car.
Off to the lighthouse.
Guys, I'm thinking it's about that time where I like go to the gym, but for real.
Why is he still laughing, I don't get it.
Hey, what is that?
Is that a kid stuck in there?
Get down from there, bitch!
Holy athlete, what the hell?
Oh Jesus!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
Oh my god!
Gotta go!
Wait, that was the one in front of my fucking rod!
I thought I was the one in front...
I got stuck, bro.
Why am I the slowest one?!
I
See a bitch
Help me, please help us!
We have to go on this way!
They're on it, catch on fire!
This is actual Super Zero.
Um, 4, 48? Um, 48 what?
Heat? Inches? Centimeters? Meters?
Like, we never blew up. What was the point of the can?
Are we waiting for the bus now?
I don't know why we're here.
No?
We don't know?
We don't know right there.
Oh, there's the sheep again.
Oh
Our bus is here!
On the bus, everybody!
Who's driving?
I don't want to hear about their one seat, their one person seats.
Where are we going?
where the fuck are we at school
What the fuck is that?
I see a ladder over here.
Tell me to hoist you up there.
Where'd everybody go?
Bingo.
How does it even happen?
How does it even happen?
How does it even happen?
What the hell?
I was watching something!
It's gone now.
Farter out you'll be good bro.
I really don't like the way I'm feeling right now.
I'm trying to wait.
Maybe a burp I can feel coming.
I think I have Pep though in Toms maybe.
But it doesn't feel like nausea.
It feels like a cramp.
Stop doing so much Red Bull.
I didn't even drink Red Bull today, bro.
I actually make coffee today.
Maybe maybe I need to have a Red Bull every day to keep myself alive.
Maybe that's the issue.
Um, clock?
Oh.
Smart.
Redammon's Crush Cups.
We made it.
Um...
On the bed.
Fuck.
creepy-ass shit
did he just respawn? what the hell?
ooh a hole
smart
Ew, a rat!
Ooooooh!
Why is there nothing? Is it just the concept art? Okay, interesting, but what am I supposed to do here?
Oh, I can wait I can
What can I do
What the fuck is this thing I hit it once I killed it I got
Oh a new hat I just killed it for its bucket
What am I supposed to be doing right now?
There's nothing here.
Oh, I can open this lol
Nice
The baths are good for tummy aches, is that true?
Bro, I don't think I've taken a bath in fucking years.
Yo, they wanna fight?
What the fuck?
Yo, me!
Hold on.
Christ. This shit fucking hurts bad.
Oh.
What happened? Oh yeah, I beat the shit out of those fucking weird creatures.
But what's up- what are these like fucking candles that I have to light?
Alright, she don't have appendicitis? Well, considering I got my appendix removed when I was 11, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Phantom wound? What, like a phantom pain or something?
What the hell?
There's a fucking king up there!
Is there the guards?
Oh.
Um, I think I fucked up.
I
Bro the same as we can end the stream man. It must be rough going through life like you like it must be fucking rough
Well, this shit really fucking hurts like it's like it's like I think it's like a rapidly
getting worse. At an alarming rate. Well, I want to see if the pet though does anything.
Well I killed the fucking king in his guards, now what?
I hope that was it, that was it.
You don't want your organs to burst?
honest that's from what happens what the hell they're hanging the pig oh my god
what
What the fuck?
Hey.
I want to put my piggy head back on.
I want to put my piggy head back on.
How do I change my hat?
Masks.
Pig mask.
Pig mask.
Pig mask.
Pig mask.
Pig mask.
Help me!
Nice, but again, a spear.
I missed. Try that again. Fucking impaled.
Bro, just look at this guy real quick, Chad. Just look at this guy.
What is Chojin X. Mo-Regg Hitler mentioned?
What does that mean?
Why has he been following me since September 11?
shit voice line dude I this is like really bad
I
I can't see what's happening if this game doesn't get better in an hour low-key go to the ER and bros whatever like if I just if I
like if I die I die like when you really feel about some shit like that, you know?
Oh shit.
Man, I got fucking jumped again.
maybe you should go chill and see how you feel after sleeping if it hurts that bad I wouldn't ignore it
But I got re-animal to play but I have a game but I have work to do
Ask Brock for advice
What does Brock say
what the hell? what do they do in the bro?
kick the unstick hero button should fix the stomachache
I wish it were that way.
It's not a storming, I don't think I want this.
Yo, what up, bro?
Uh-oh!
Oh my fucking god, and now we're getting jumped. Oh jeez
It's a trap reach Sanctity
Um, we're stuck.
I'm struggling.
Ow!
Oh, we're tied together. What the hell?
Hold on.
You know what guys, I think I need to get off, I don't feel good, I don't feel good.
I don't feel good I'm gonna go lay down this is bad
I'm gonna go lay down alright I'm gonna get off I need to go lay down alright thanks for
watching guys appreciate it I will see you guys maybe tomorrow if I feel better probably