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05-12-2026 · 7h 23m
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Force of nature ready to blow anyone who stands in the path of victory
Smart can you feel it?
Ahhhh!
Yeah, what up everybody?
Daryl Morey fired.
Sayon God.
Sayon God.
Smart.
Is this Patriel?
As soon as you went live, he got fired?
Wait, oh my god, I see it.
a minute ago or what the fuck smart felon no fucking way
everybody super complains about gets fired literally what are you talking
about now we've got some ww patch notes today a total of zero rematter in
miffs and one oh any hazard mirth
yeah what up everybody how's everyone doing smart but
what up everybody guys big overwatch patch humongous today thanks for going live sexy
Thanks Outlaw Ninja and Eagle and Cowboy Kermit and Biddy Bun Bunny and Reneer and Crispy
Wuprenova, J. Goad, Valis.
So it's an interesting getting nerfed just because Hazard who's good with it is kinda
crazy I feel like the other heroes didn't need it.
No I think it's fine.
Because like I think realistically the way the perk was designed was to be used like
in conjunction with their movement abilities.
I don't think they wanted these characters
to be able to activate it, like basically whenever.
Big guy, big guy, big big guy, big guy,
SpongeBob big pants okay, SpongeBob big pants okay.
Oh.
oh oh shit sucks why don't you stand on business I just wanted to I don't know I
added it today because I wanted to see what it was like I wanted to see how I
liked it yo Cal thanks the fucking subs bro thank you much Cal the dark man I
I appreciate that brother.
Not this thing in 27 Prime as well.
Ah, suiting arc, that's the 51 Prime.
Gengu, that's the 51 Prime.
Can't believe this is how I find out Darryl Maury got fired.
I know, bro, thank fucking God.
Fuck Darryl Maury.
Okay bro, why are we spreading this information man?
Why are we spreading this information?
Yeah, so originally Kiri had a change to her Suzu.
where it made targets invulnerable instead of phased out.
Shifting protection sues' effect to invulnerability allows affected targets to remain interactable,
preserving counterplaces as knockbacks while retaining sues' defensive value.
But then they got rid of it.
However, I can read you what actually happened directly from the creator discord.
Hi folks, small point of order.
This version of the patch notes that went live had the following change.
That was the one we just read.
This is not part of the patch as it was pulled fairly last minute due to inconsistencies with
how it interacted with all forms of CC we have in the game.
We're currently working to update all the versions of the patch notes to remove this
change but be aware that it is not in the live game right now.
It never went through to live servers
PR for Blizzard listen bro. I don't do fucking PR for anybody. Okay. I just call it as I see it
I keep it real. All right three years
But I've been a fan since you were you were on the side show broadcast watching the cinematic masterpiece that was Chengdu Hunters versus
Vancouver that was a classic
still boomed by NBTW. Thanks, Snoombur.
ATXXFW, MyMori, Eidolon, Illusion, WishFPS,
Weabooz.
Thanks, y'all.
Genguwu, SuitingArk.
Thoughts on this?
Just show the bunny skins also saw this.
What is this?
Oh, shit!
Wait a minute, guys.
Guess who's playing some old dubski tomorrow?
I mean what? Marvel Rivals tomorrow?
They really didn't know that thang was the best.
Guess who's playing Rivals y'all?
We're not playing our dubski tomorrow.
Smart.
Sending Pazzy Vibes goat.
Look how dead inside Necrus looks.
He doesn't look dead inside, bro.
Aw, thanks, loves.
when your favorite team loses in the playoffs and this is the first shit you
see
guys
marvel rivals they love me it is what it is y'all
it is what it is
all i'm seeing is a list of people who would do anything for a dollar
brah i gotta get voted on these now
did you put uh...
if you'd hop in on this
okay kinks time to get kills hold onto your chair
uh... up
the loyalty rex is cute you thought of them
you fuck with double dinosaur
we see long except that will put a lot of time
about that that's what it is i think that i'm so
thoughts on this was a bro
my balls do the same shit when I pinch and run in pinch and roll
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Have you seen my head talk? No, I wanted to watch that actually. I wanted to watch that
on stream. Danny, thanks for 300 bits. Jorge, thanks for 39 months. Variceal, thanks for
14 months. Sure you did. Poop2, what are you talking about, bro? I literally even said
I wanted to watch it before it even came out
Rhythm makes the prams up
We're not gonna gloss over what happened during Sona last night, bro. I can't even lie that should gave me the heebie-jeebies a little bit
I I can't lie
That shit gave me the heebie-jeebies.
What about the body?
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Bro, I just really, really, really, really, really did not like Tsutaba's romance option.
I just didn't fucking like it at all.
Like it- I really didn't like it.
And you know what it thinks the Futaba romance is good is actively wrong by the way.
Oh fuck it's a good thing anime is not here yet.
It's a good thing he's not here yet.
Wait, dude.
So I don't know if you guys remember.
I was talking, I was looking at YouTube comments yesterday,
right, about like, overwatch stuff.
I'm not gonna do, I'm not gonna look as many today,
but there's one thing I just wanted to look at.
So, Tyro posted that segment yesterday, right?
Get seriously.
Okay, this one really got ass.
Just, hold on.
There are like three ethical tanks
and I've never seen him do well on any of them.
And then guess what?
He doesn't elaborate.
Who is he talking about?
Who is he talking about?
Who is Scooty 727 talking about?
Because NATO loves you, says,
who are these ethical tanks?
No response.
Scooty 727, please battle me in the marketplace of ideas.
Guys, there's literally only two, right?
So then I was reading the comments on this video.
Scooty 727 guess we'll never know
Oh, shit
He hates YouTube comments because he can't control the narrative here
You guys are so fucking silly, you know that
Hold on my chrome is dying can we bring back this classic hold on my chrome is breaking help
Help
What's going on? What's going on?
Yeah, hi.
You said-
Okay, we're good.
Fucking Scooty 727.
Guess we'll never know.
And X protons last 81 months. Wow, bro.
Ramon and Rhythm Fair lack cephalo
This is my response to every persona fan in the chat defending romance options in this fuck
These are naming people that are like sex offenders and out there racist and fucking it like
Fucking promote
You're a criminal! You go to jail! You're not getting sold as sick! You're a criminal!
P.M.
Oh, my schnazer, bro.
Congrats on being picked for Team USA. You'll be watching you-
Uh, well, you must have read the announcement wrong, but thank you, Blue Lemons.
Oh, thanks, love!
Yo, all fun and cornerpile isn't next to 60 months?
Top five clip they hated him for he spoke the truth
Was just thinking this bro was just thinking about the 502 bad gateway isn't was just thinking about that bro
smart when he's a 10-10, but he wants you to play slave this oh
Wait a minute what did scooty 727 do hold on
Wait a minute, is it the same profile picture on- wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
I mean, it's gotta be him, right?
Oh no, he has a cat on YouTube.
He has a cat.
The hell? Why is this guy- why is he fucking banned?
Oh
But you're really fun with the bad one out is this they told me this is dubbiest place for an game ploy
Let us see what this duck can do
Oh, we just gotta we just gotta throw Darryl Maury into prison. It is what it is, bro
No and color color razor think the subs guys homophone and bam
Please write to this genuinely top five clips
And you link me twitter.com slash league of legends bro, and we already saw this man. Oh my fucking god, bro
You guys like kombucha anybody fuck with that
Yeah, I want to watch myestep talk later.
I do want to watch it.
I don't think it's that long either, which is good.
Yeah, it's nine and a half minutes.
I want to watch this.
I'll have that cool box later.
Hey thanks, Spen! Appreciate it, bro.
Goar rusty thanks to the two people, WTF! Thanks to the 200 bits.
Wait, hold on. Let me look at the patch notes real quick, shall we?
Shall we?
UI updates.
Void barrier cooldown is now visible while nevus' form is active.
Okay, good.
A custom UI element showing how many allies are currently healed by inspire.
Good.
Those are probably, those are fine.
Those should be in the game.
initiator's sub role no longer triggers while airborne but now triggers when
using a specified movement ability. I think this is how they intended it to be
from the beginning to be honest. The only one I'm a little bit question marking
about is that they cheat they I thought it was gonna be on Doomfist's shift but
they gave it to is Rocket Punch, which I guess makes sense because these other
cooldowns are all lower, so I guess that makes sense to put it on Rocket Punch, but...
and then they nerf they heal them out.
Interesting.
I think it's a good, I think it's a good change.
I think it's good.
It is a nerf to hazard for sure.
Now hazard didn't get any direct nerfs.
So we'll see.
Uh, diva micro missile impact damage nerf.
I think this is like a 13% damage reduction from her micro missiles if I'm not mistaken.
It's like a 13% total damage nerf.
Um, camera lock and shockwave effects now trigger later to better align with the animation.
What a new visual and sound effects that play when in power punch is about the time out.
Interesting.
Junker Queen, 5v5 only, wound damage, self healing multiplier increase from 2.25 to 2.5.
Interesting.
Yo, what up of us?
I don't even think he's here, but you know.
Colossal Dumbass X-31 Prime and Jalen Hurts most loyal fan in Patti, thanks guys.
Siphon Blaster nerf again for M. Ray because they nerf the perk, now they're nerfing just the blaster.
Grenade nerf as well.
Legit just skipped over Junker Queen.
Junker Queen. Genuine question, do you have like ADHD or something where like you can't focus on
on on like the stream or certain subjects or like an extended period of time?
I'm like being serious. Like do you actually you might actually might need to like get that checked
out bro. Smart. Did you not hear me literally read this change out loud 30 seconds ago?
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have fucking Memento disease?
Sorry, that was a little rude. I lashed out. I apologize
Wait, I got chills from you punishing that bad boy. Oh shit
I mean, this should be good for your queen though.
I don't know if it'll be enough, but it'll be good.
Reducing up-drafts cooldown or removing rising winds height penalty improves phrase mobility and positioning.
I didn't even know her, I honest to God, didn't even know what her major perks did.
Her rising winds major perk? Didn't even know what that did.
I mean there's a good nerfs I mean there's a good buffs though I think smart
looking handsome as usual weapon fire volume reduced the fuck is I mean what
does that mean oh like it looks sound volume oh like as in as in the audio
I thought I thought they were talking about like volume like the measurement in a 3d space
I thought the same thing yeah, yeah, okay
Farah's recent damage focus perks improve. Oh, yeah, wait, she needed a nerf for sure
Okay, good Farah definitely needed a damage nerf
Bap buff!
Instant healing increased, healing over time increased, and cooldown reduced on his shift.
Yeah, I mean, Bap was pretty bad compared to other supports.
So we're just gonna skip over the Freya changes or what?
Alright, bro.
Oh, and Laurie fucking projectile-sized nerf. Thank God, bro. This character. Honestly,
I don't even know if it's gonna be enough, because I feel like at the highest rank,
and Laurie's are still just gonna pound anyways. Like, she might get a damage nerf or something,
but, I mean, this is good.
They want to keep her at 75 and nerf everything else.
Bro, I swear her ult needs a nerf.
And like the one, the, the perk where like you fly faster, the shit is too broken.
It's so fucking good.
Here it go!
Protection Suzu offers strong defensive utility, removing the additional healing on cleanse,
lowers its burst healing potential.
Right, so like if you cleanse a negative effect now,
you don't get the bonus healing.
Lucio sound barrier?
Overhealth granted, reduced from 70 to 625.
Duration reduced from 6 to 5 seconds.
I mean Lucio has been strong for so long bro.
Like Mercy season 2 mobility reduction had an outsized impact on her core gameplay flow.
Okay, so they gave her back her launch speed.
New minor perk, Guardian Angel's range is increased by 30%.
30%.
Wait a second.
What is her other minor perk?
Don't worry, I'll be right behind-
Angelic Resurrection.
I think you probably just picked that one though,
like Shirley.
Because what is the range on it normally?
Her Guardian Angel, 30 meters?
It's panther so 30 meters would be like I'm trying to like I'm trying to I mean that's
That's pretty cr- That's like pretty fucking crazy, you know?
I dropped my fucking lid for my kombucha.
My cap.
I'm okay, bro
Yeah, how come they didn't make her gun an SMG like how fucking on guns or SMGs
Anyways, Amizuki now absorbs enemy projectiles exiting the century in addition to enemy projectiles
entering what but they just make it what for what what healing over time reduced
from 50 to 40 seconds duration reduced from seven to six seconds it's still a
a net buff? No way, bro. You think so? No way. I know you can bubble dance now, but
like... I don't know. Smart. Maybe it's better. I have to try it. And then pass the self-hating
penalty is not correctly if 60% was 70. Fixed an issue with armor as damage reduction was
being applied twice. Oh wait so we all might actually be like a decent bit stronger now
no? I mean it's fun I did wish hazard got nerfed a little bit more but maybe the sub
role nerf will be enough who knows bro
stadium changes we snooze on that
Go play Hazard and Combo we might have to we may have to tap in
Yo Maze accept 2-1 so I'm Lava, there's the fucking Prime, hey super how are you?
I'm good, bro.
Am I actually 20 bits?
What is this?
Okay, why are you linking me to this, bro?
Okay, you're linking me to Minecraft Hunger Games song.
Hunger Games, I wanna win, I win it all.
I wanna win our day, I'm not teaming, I'm not teaming.
I used to watch Bayonet Candy when I was a kid, bro.
I actually used to watch his original fucking channel, Awesome Sauce Films, when they did like, zombies challenges.
In Black Ops, like the round of 50, or the road to 50 challenges, whatever the fuck they did.
Is this shahi?
Yo what up vol?
What up dick V?
Anyways.
What is this twist?
I'm just sitting in the crib watching some Mike Jack highlights man. It's me really dope man.
Ain't never gonna be another man like Michael Jackson man. I'll tell you man, this is-
What the fuck?!
Corona and all his men, it's only so high family guy.
How about that same-
You can see band rates on the site now too? Wait really?
How how oh competitive oh
Bandrake
Yo wait hold on Grandmaster champion there we go that's better
Diva 64.7%
Hazard 26%?
Oh yeah, what is she under brawlter?
Smart.
Globs up baby girl.
That's just crazy bro.
Who's the least banned character?
Baptiste.
Hmm.
Check Circuit Royale, Bandrates.
Xayaban is unfortunately a skillist, you also can you explain the purpose of getting the
expulsion perk on Hazard I feel like resorts better every time?
Umm, it's just more burst, more burst damage for Hazard, it's not really, it can't really
be bad.
Interesting.
interesting. Yo, Matt and Wasabi, they said 200 bits. Uh, Colocat, thanks for the full
months. Very interesting. I mean, do you think, like, Blizzard is going to look at that
bandrate and be like hmm what do we do about I mean I guess they did just nerf
Eva but
hello super I was wondering if you'll ever change up your banner every time I
see that big ass fucking head on the banner I second guess clicking the
what the hell Fato love the camera my banner is still my ass up top banner
isn't it I don't know how to change that I figured I should have might just be
the funniest video this broadcast bro why are you taking fucking anime's bit
bro this is anime's bit man yeah yeah yeah whatever bro lock it up
Why are you crying over a video game?
Sorry, it's an insta reel
Sorry, it's an insta reel
Yes, genie, I'll give you one million, but you have to smash either your ex or your bro
No! No! No! Why are you having to me?
That was funny man. That was a funny video.
That was a funny video bro.
Bump, bump, ba-da-bump, yo guys, do you think I should check the teaser that Fortnight
posted and that I need to right now like he's not kidding?
What do you guys think, y'all?
Eh, I'll think about it.
Wait, I want to watch Maya's Ted Talk.
Can we watch that?
It's like nine minutes. Can we watch that?
So my mission is to use the internet to build our next generation of conservationists.
Go Maya!
I have not been doing this for all that long. Okay, I was born in 1998, so I will get that out of the way right off the bat.
But I'll tell you guys how I got started.
So I grew up on a farm and I always loved animals.
We had rabbits and horses and chickens and you name it, we had it and I loved it.
So then when I was 18 and in college, naturally, I got a job as a zookeeper.
So I put on the safari outfit and I would bring animals like kangaroos and lemurs to
schools and birthday parties to teach kids about wildlife.
It was a pretty cool job.
It was really awesome.
So then one night after work, I met some friends online who were live streaming themselves
playing video games on Twitch, and I had no idea what that meant, but I learned that I
could broadcast myself live on this website doing whatever I wanted, so I could cook or
I could sing or I could play video games.
But I, dude, the shit is, I like, remember when she got popular too, this is like kind
of crazy.
The cash, like actual real money, and as a college student, that's pretty freaking sweet.
So I started streaming to about 10 viewers at a time almost every day.
fake ass fun no you don't what bro fake ass fun these live streams I got a
call from a zookeeper friend about this red-tailed hawk who had been hit by a
car and he needed help so we brought bean that's what we called him home to my
and I started to rehabilitate him in my backyard.
So then one night I'm live streaming, I'm cooking,
I'm talking about this new hawk in my backyard,
and one of my viewers didn't believe me.
They didn't believe that I had a bird in my backyard.
And I could-
I think this is the clip that I remember.
And I brought the bird inside to show them, of course,
because I have a follow-up.
And one of the people watching this stream
made a short video of this moment,
and they shared it on Reddit and it went viral.
So my viewership shot up overnight
and I started live streaming Beans rehabilitation process.
So I'd call him from his perch to my glove
and the people watching my streams
started becoming as invested as I was in it.
This clip got posted to LSF
and it got like, she got like so popular like from there.
It was like they were doing it with me sort of,
which was the clip.
Yeah, bro, I think the clip was,
I didn't the clip call her scuffed Pokimane?
That was like the fucking title of the Reddit post.
I remember this shit, man.
Coolest thing that I've ever done.
And then eventually, because I was reaching so many people
with fiend story, the zoo that I worked at
started allowing me to bring animals like cockatoos
and reptiles home to present on my live stream.
So suddenly, somehow, I had turned this zoo outreach
job that I had into a work-from-home situation,
which is awesome.
But instead of reaching 20 kids at a time in a classroom,
I was reaching thousands of people at a time,
all over the world.
So this is when it really clicked for me, right?
I wanted to do this for the rest of my life.
But I wanted to do it at a much, much larger scale.
So then two years later, at 22 years old,
I came up with a plan.
And the vision was to build an animal sanctuary
that nobody visits, at least not in person.
So we would rescue animals and build huge animal enclosures.
and we would livestream conservation education programs
online so people could fall in love with our animals,
the way that they fell in love with being that bird.
Our animals would be able to reach millions and millions
of people without having to meet a single one of them
in person.
Yeah, you were one of the animals being helped.
I would fundraise all of the capital
to do all of these things and build this entire facility
in one single livestream, which is the craziest idea
that I've ever had.
But this is crazier, it worked somehow.
So I'm live streaming one day and there's some,
oh, thank you, cool.
I thank you so much, thank you so much.
So I'm live streaming one day and someone in my live chat
said, Maya, if we raised $500,000,
would you shave your head on stream?
And I said, yeah, duh, because who wouldn't do that?
Who in the right one wouldn't do that?
Apparently, I'm not the same owner as you are.
I remember this too, bro, that's crazy.
because over the course of a 21-hour-long livestream,
we fundraised $573,000
to build this sanctuary.
So I bought some land in Austin, Texas,
started building animal enclosures,
and I started growing my hair back.
And that takes about two years,
in case anyone was curious.
And these screens are huge.
That is a huge picture of me bald
in front of a lot of people.
Okay, so next up was rescuing animals.
Okay, so Aapa and Momo are marmosets.
So they're these very tiny, very, very charming
new world monkeys.
Someone originally bought them as pets online,
but then after years of inadequate care,
they were brought to us for rehabilitation.
So they now live at Albeis to help teach people
about the exploitation of primates in the pet trade
and about the importance of-
Yeah, they did not fuck with me, bro.
They showed me their balls.
They also have a little iPad to play games on now.
Very, very cute.
Finn is an American red fox.
So much!
I'm in the foxes.
Who's confiscated from the legal pet trade in California.
So he and his best friend Reed now live at Alves
to help teach people about the nightmare
that is the fur trade.
Helping to build a new generation of fur free consumers.
Then there's William.
We need a mouse!
She's a cow.
She was rescued from a beef operation in Oklahoma.
She lives at Alves to help teach people
about commercial agriculture and how it impacts
animal welfare and our planet.
One way that viewers can support the sanctuary
is by feeding when he treats.
So a $5 donation made online results in treats
being dispensed via this automated feeder.
To date, that treat feeder has generated over $30,000.
What?
In funding for the sanctuary.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That goes a lot of treats.
She's a very happy cow.
Since 2019,
she's bigger than super.
Yeah, bro, she's a cow.
What the fuck?
Of course the fucking cow is gonna be bigger.
Are you stupid?
You're over $30,000 in funding.
So this ain't shit.
The fuck?
You're not crazy.
There's a lot of trees.
She's a very happy cow.
Oh my God, bro, you guys are some stupid.
Since 2019, through live streaming,
I have raised over $7.5 million
for conservation causes across the globe.
Wow.
In 2025 alone, we reached over 250 million people with conservation education online.
It's over 10 million classrooms, just like the ones that I was bringing zoo animals to
in college just in the last year.
Alveas is now home to rescued parrots and emus and monkeys and wolf dogs and more, and
we have those 36 cameras.
She's so cool. Why can't you be cool? I mean, I am cool.
24 hours a day.
I was at Elbe as, by the way, if you guys forgot.
Beautiful thing about these live cameras
is our animals are all blissfully unaware
of the thousands of eyes on them at any given time.
Not being open to the public means that our animals are less stressed
by the unpredictable factors that come with people visiting.
Right? It also means that we've never had to divert
any of our funding to guest experiences,
like gift shops and concession stands and parking lots.
But one of the most positive benefits is we've developed one of the most accessible Zoom models in the world.
Anyone with an internet connection can visit our animals for free from their device, from anywhere on the planet.
And they do. Our online demographic, our online community, they range from about 17 to 28 years old.
We are our nation's new voters, new consumers, and up-and-coming decision-makers.
We hold the future of this planet in our hands.
But most of our online community didn't even join with an interest in environmentalism at all.
They're just normal people, internet users who stumbled across our content in one of their many, many feeds.
Alvea Sanctuary brings conservation to young people largely by meeting them where they already are,
which is on social media.
But before social media, TV programming was establishing the best examples of conservationists,
right? Heroes like Steve Irwin and David Attenborough and Jane Goodall.
Wait, she said David Attenborough? You guys were correcting me saying it was David Attenborough.
She said David Attenborough? Irwin and David Attenborough and Jane Goodall.
These are obviously some of my personal heroes, probably some of yours as well as they should be.
It's always about you.
For most of us, it can be really hard to see ourselves in such legends.
It leaves us feeling like that work is just a far-off dream that only other people achieve.
But at Alves, that dream doesn't feel so far off.
Stop it!
There are viewers at Alves that dream that one of them
from within a space that they're already a part of,
and they get to be a part of it all, live.
So we're just getting started.
is taking this alveas approach to the wild.
We're building a new facility.
I'm just imagining Matthew up there
and can't stop laughing Lamal.
What's your issue, bro?
Even endangered species at alveas for reintroduction
and release into the wild.
We're starting with the recovery
of critically endangered wolves.
Our sincere hope is that people will fall in love
with these wolves,
the way that they fell in love with Bean,
that bird from college.
We hope that they'll care really deeply
about these individuals
and then, in turn, about the wild places that we return them to.
Millions and millions and millions and millions
and millions of brand-new conservationists fighting
for wildlife and wild places, all doing it from their homes.
So my mission is to use the internet
to build our next-generation conservationists.
I think it's working.
Thank you.
Good job, Maya!
Good job, Maya!
As soon as he was up there, he would have fumbled immediately.
What, bro?
Thoughts on this?
He would have stuttered so hard.
Yeah, bro, I would have.
And if you promise to watch Hunter X Hunter tonight, I'll go band for band with you.
I'm gonna send $500 to Alveas and then literally five seconds later I got fucking brutally
wallet logged by Hasan.
thing I assumed every content creator was a bad person so I heard about Maya what the
What about me bro?
What about me?
What about me?
What about me?
What is this beeping, by the way?
Every time I get an elan, what is that?
Double kill
They made the elan noise settings default, okay, why?
Why how do I even turn this off
Oh
Yeah, I don't like that son at all
That was fun good job Maya
Yo, I'm telling you that's your one, wait, ear clacks. We've watched this
inspirational fucking Ted talk that Maya did. Alright guys, anyways, let's go
watch our brain rot now, shall we? Let's go watch our brain rot, shall we?
Rapier versus Flail? I mean, probably just Flail, no?
I mean, what is that? I mean rapier. Sorry. Probably just rapier now.
Rapier just probably clears, I think.
Wait.
Wait, can I go back to my, to my, to my, to my, to my mispronunciation?
Wait, stop. Can I go back? Can I change?
I, I know what I said the first time.
I
Yeah, I mean I said flail like we all heard it right like we all heard me say flail, right? Oh
My god, wait rape you just got bodied
Oh my fucking god
Oh my god
Wait, who's the rapier lose to yesterday
Oh Katana!
Oh!
Rapier now that he's done farming the mid tiers?
Yo, Chon takes the center of the prime, Levi takes the full prime.
What are you glorping bro?
Okay, but the way of watching together is so inspiring they could say the same about your music
I know we can do together. Are you asking what I think you're asking?
I thought of myself, right?
Maybe?
Yoasobi
Guys, I don't know who Yoasobi is
Who is Yoasobi?
Yes, you do. Oh, okay, my fault. This is their most listened to song on Spotify. 750 million
listens. What is this? Oh, I've heard this. I lied. I've heard this. This one's called
i do what is this one called oh i've heard this what about this one
i don't know if i've heard this one though
Wait, someone said that they did the Freeride opening?
The first one?
Wait, what's it called?
You sure?
Ahhhh.
Yohasobi.
Okay, so I do know their stuff.
I just didn't know that I knew.
All men do is lie.
One mother sneezed.
That's cute!
Yo, A for the next 23 months,
C, T for the next prime,
Cid for the next 4 to 1 prime,
Cid for the next 4 to 1 prime,
Trunk for the next 7 to 1 prime,
Sousa for the next 7 to 1 prime,
Cid for the next 7 to 1 prime, bro.
Wait, here it comes, here it comes!
Uh, life's been grim, but I'm looking to be a little hyper today. Choose my friend.
Yeah, I hope it's better, bro. What do you got for me?
This this is gonna be you co-streaming it to USA. What's that, bro?
Look at the sanny moves.
Hand Jason a water at Ludwig.
I'm still mad at Ludwig's knock turn yesterday bro.
I think if I was in that league turn he might fresh would have moved mountains. True or false.
Super I got to know do you have PSG or arsenal winning the use arsenal for sure
I've got my gun as all the way along with women Steph told me that arsenal is gonna win
Super costume in team USA and watching infected fuck up a primary
You get yourself killed
What's super-custom in TSA watching infected fuck up a primal rage
Fucking Dylan Bruce can't be real man. This guy can't be real
People say but they bring the energy early ways he out here. This he out here. I don't see him and the game is called that way
Wait
OH SHIT!
Oh my god! Let's go!
for having such a great stream and a great space where I have met so many amazing people.
I joke a lot, but having your screen around for these five years means a lot super.
Appreciate that, Scoot.
Palm tree emoji.
Love you, Chatters.
Less than three anyways.
Can you play this song for me?
I would appreciate it.
Okay, sure.
You're such a pusher for the fruiterba thing.
Yeah, reload that save pusher.
We all know you.
Hi, how about I make this a little bit easier for you?
I reloaded it because the futaba thing gave me the EVGBs and made me fucking physically uncomfortable. How's that sound, bro?
It had nothing to do with chat. Any better for you, pussy boy?
What do you want me to slap you around some more?
But
Okay, what is this song please don't challenge me please don't challenge me. It's not playing
There we go
Oh, yeah, wait, but the store
Wait hold on
Sorry.
Hold on.
Everyone huddle.
Oh
Oh
Boush bash bunny Brigitte bunny business Domina
But why is she so like moisturized her skin is like fucking glistening
Oh my god, and there's side boob.
Where's volat?
He would like these skins.
Heavenly hop mercy.
Oh my god, more side boob.
rabbit. Siberian hair. Space bun. Wait, I'm surprised, no Kiriko. What the hell?
Guys, I think Kirikou needs a scan. It's been a while.
Bunny hop.
Do you do bunny business domino, huh?
What if mega bundle?
What the hell?
We collab with Marvel?
What if?
It's kind of goofy looking.
Junker Queen? What about Junker Queen?
Oh, fuck.
Why is he fucking wet?
I mean it's a scuba suit, but Bro's dripping.
Where's his dick?
You think Maga tucks?
Wait, Junker Queen?
Is Junker Queen bad with it?
Is Junker Queen fucking bad with it?
Smart.
Why couldn't Junker Queen have her toes out too liquor?
Yeah, Senipi next to 7 months, Barrow Kobe next to 21 prime, Alter Rays next to 25th.
Did someone send you this already?
Did I send you this already?
What is this?
No, no one did send me this.
39 Daphne.
Funny comment I read on the vlog that was like, my didn't super come to you guys to
the Bahamas and then someone said while they were in the Bahamas he played Persona 5 to
Emulate the power of friendship in his own room. I wanted to see you really really now
Why did you want to see me? Don't tell me you're in love with me or something? I love you
guys listen man I was I was working like hello this is a real low point even for you
Takemi is bad with it though, but power of Sai and Nijima.
I came back to let you know And I can't let it go
Wait!
Am I got 10th anniversary, guys?
Yo, what the hell, why is Winston so fucking big?
What the hell is he always that big?
Why does it feel like he was enlarged for this pose?
What the hell?
Bro, I played this game on release day and open- well, before release, I played the open
beta too.
It should have been over 10 years I've been playing Overwatch.
Literally been there since the beginning, through all the ups and downs.
I was at the top. I was a pro. I wanted all I oh my god, bro. I've done it all
I've done it all
Smart it is me sensei who back again for my monthly enlightenment journey
Sensei who wise words only a fool will complain about a hole in his pocket a wise man will use it to scratch his fork
Isn't that insane?
New cleaner, I better save Swiffer as I have when he helps.
Actually fucking wild, bro.
Smart.
I've been here forever.
Why never did Ben and you bandle today?
981, Thursday, million, easy part two.
Good job, that was good.
No way, I do know this, I think.
I don't know it well enough, I don't know it well enough, I know it, I just don't know
it well enough.
That counts for something, right?
Like...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
People really got it off that...
Have I not?
Have I not?
No.
Music
Probably the most disappointing thing I've ever seen from UNG.
All right, bro, but I feel like I'm doing pretty good for myself if that's the most disappointing thing
But I couldn't get some fucking stupid cover of a song. I
Think I'm doing pretty well, bro
Thoughts, I don't know how to think bro
They took us to a computer lab where students were using the internet and your first thought is okay
This looks like any lab in the university. I thought it's so good. Then it dawns on you that it's completely silent
No one is doing anything. There was no training no mouse clicking nothing
We saw one guy looking at the Google homepage, but he wasn't searching for anything
He was just staring blankly at the screen. I
Don't think it's that bad but select your hero
I
Relax I'll handle it relax all handle it. Yo, Judith 20 bits fair list 80 months evil men are hot and miss woat
Thanks guys smart persona is asked, but I was loving the discourse yesterday some truly deranged
Tablo during variety
Romance root just let it makes it made me uncomfortable, bro. I swear to God it gave me that I'm telling you it gave me the heebie-jeebies
like it was bad a bro I did not like that shit
first time you have roll queue in this shit game how lucky your name is black
cats good boy you just you just pop on over from rivals bro or what if you don't
mind. Just pop on over from Marvel arrivals.
And your profile picture is Melinda from Elden Ring.
Kind of tough, bro.
I need to fill this out
Why do you always stalk someone's profile, but I'm not stalking I click on their fucking user card and I see what they've typed in my chat
Why do you think? Wait, why do they keep inviting you to preview a game you don't play to have
arrivals bro? Well, first of all, I do play rivals. Second of all, they love me. It is what it is bro.
They love me. The rivals guys, they love me.
It is what it is man.
I'm shielded, so these are ground shields.
Two more?
Where are ones here?
What a grand.
They're both on both on kitchen.
We should heal.
Where are ones on the kitchen?
Oh, that's not me there.
Keep me. Swing me.
Wide swing me.
I will literally shoot on you if you keep me right away.
I swear I got him better than you.
than you. You will never be better than me. Oh my god. Then the last five added rivals
characters? Oh hold on. White Fox, Black Cat, uh, buh-buh-buh, Deadpool, Elsa Bloodstone,
and, and, and who was before that? And uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, who was
before that
ah you motherfucker who is before death
is it road the way right there's no way we rolled
is it actually road just come on come on come on they can't
He knows yo step you so open rivals to look at rogues ass or what bro
You can do no such next fight have it over in a while. I'll be honest gotta get one more
No, he's half half a shot pushing the
Have no ever come back
Seem to
In his shirt pocket like a good little boy
You treat me well, bro. What can I say?
Oh
When do you think Thanos drops I
I don't know bro. They gotta be saving Thanos for like a rainy day
You know to be
Not problem, this is looking
Hold it
I should have backed up, that's not bad
I'm gonna get down
Doctor Doom for doomsday?
Maybe
We have grav finding, we can fight here I think
I got greedy. I'll admit it. I got greedy. Wait, didn't the buff high noon discuss this?
150 per second? Fuck it, make it 160. Make it 160 per second.
If you had the right perk, bro, if I had the other perk, I would have lived. You're right.
But double flash is just so good.
No way.
No way, bro.
Damn, I'm gonna get down. I gotta chill.
I actually gotta chill.
None of these guys minister my fucking cast ran it down for two lives in a row someone help him
Not good
Okay, I'm sort of out we win the game witness me
Witness me everybody
No
I go I'm right, okay
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry there by the way, I'm sorry
No way brother, no way
Oh poor Rosad, I kind of threw like after they started moving
I died like twice and the road was really bad
I don't know
Can you add oh shit at super TF
Open the eyeballs man open the freaking eyeballs
I got a few really bad
All right, I think I
Got to be really bad
we just turn it up so we win there like they are free-sacking there's just
illegal cheating it where they are free-sacking yeah all right we're good
we're gonna grab we may fight with grab next time we know I'm right then it's
one fight easy I can see
I
Play like there's no one there right now. I'm gonna get still the person out
We're behind me no way bro brother holy beat you have beat the whole fight
Yeah, oh
Oh
That's not good we have no em right or nettle soge
Another you know me. Okay. Yeah, I got a bubble as well. They walk up
Maybe we don't have to fire hello man. Let's go for a day before
They gave me this is back on the corner
We're gonna go
That's fine so much. I'm actually a texture. Yes, bro. She's waiting for you to text her
This is sketch.
Um...
Wait, where's his fate?
Yo, but don't, you're attacking, but don't leave me!
Okay, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that.
I'm back.
It's over the window, it's over the window.
I'm coming on top here, if you need to back.
Oh boy, I'm gonna crash.
She makes you fall.
I got more, I got more.
I got more.
I have to be in four just
No, my son, my son.
Oh, my son.
Oh, my son.
No.
Our suit is a race hacking, by the way.
Anyone turn it off during the game.
Actually.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, low the response. I think atmosphere is a threat retard
No, no, it's fun. You're here a good band so you use this it's fine
But you could have turned it up. You could have won
for sure, bro
Nice try guys
I've been binge watching you and like why do you moan in every video because it feels
good bro you gotta moan a little more and let it out a little more brother it feels
I don't think that's really bad.
by the way y'all I shaved today I don't know if anybody cares I think some looking
I think I'm looking good today, but I shaved
Wow, you look good. Thank you. Oh, yo, what do we need that deadlock duo by the way, well, let me cranking that one out
Now, I'll consider it Subash and Alfie Sausage 20 bits, Chan, Scream and Plopperies and
Bloop and Alucrest, you and up your rival Diva.
The next song is really good though, it's close to that first.
The faker of overwatch with powerful and king like behavior where others show when they hear your name
Pepe Neil Q this up wait our mushroom says check 345 in replay
Hold on everybody
Big mushroom is here
345 in the replay
Should I?
Mmm, that will...
WOAH!
Wait, this one's really weird.
Is this just a replay thing? What is this?
What is that? What is that? Is that a cheat or is that replay? What am I looking at here?
Cheats? Actually?
This ends now.
This ends now.
No, that's ludicrous.
Well, let me see God of King Nates for a shot.
Okay, that's two body shots, that's nothing.
I mean, it could be a ping thing, because he sounded British.
Wait, this part of the- oh my god.
Do we have this part of the song right here?
With the fucking guitar?
Well, oh my god.
Interesting.
I love this song bro. I'm so serious.
719.
You see this?
That one looks more plausible though, I think.
Okay, he's actually right on his dome piece there, unless there's more after this.
Okay, that one, the Embrace literally around the wall, question mark?
I don't know, bro.
I'm no fucking replay engineer.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
I have no clue honestly couldn't tell you the first shot though was definitely weird
What is this bro
Wait, are all of the stuff from the anniversary of the box like things that happened over
the years of Overwatch?
I was here for this.
I was here for all this shit.
Is there like a...
Oh shit.
I haven't hit that one in a while.
Oh my god, wait, I haven't hit that fucking stim in a minute.
Wait, I gotta bring that one back.
What the fuck?
That was like one of my favorite stims.
We are not bringing that back we may have to bro
Actually new friends we could do away with like two of these characters quite frankly
I won't say which two but
You're seven null sector
You're six stomped oh and they added the fucking kill your 10 loot boxes are back here to rip res
I'm reminding this song by the way, I don't care if anyone thinks annoying you can come back when it's over
Mm-mm-mm.
Can we agree that the skins in the event are trash?
Why the fuck are you in DPS?
I've been in DPS for 90 years.
So he's alright?
That's literally what you sounded like verbatim by the way.
Yeah, sure. Sure, super sure.
Alfie saw sex at 20 bits, McGigal breast and yo-dizzle,
half-sing, odd enough.
T. M.
Why do you look away to the gameplay to be in the NBA?
What'd you say?
I said just don't play game 2.
This song is not on Spotify, no it isn't.
I'm back and I know the streamer in chat missed me.
Oh my god, Sneaky Kirby's back.
Can I be honest? Didn't even know that she was gone.
Well, welcome back. That's Jill.
Bro, loves this song, I actually do.
I actually do love this song, it's so good.
Shoji Meguro?
I, I, I kneel.
Well, big fan super.
Thank you, Angeles.
Daps you up.
girl same guy who complains that around-the-world repeats too much
Froydian split? No, I don't think so. I'm probably dead. We are lagging on bad spot. We have to push out one side.
I
Was like why I said that I was really reading a calm
What is here still?
It's a big stagger.
Look at right side of me.
Wait, don't resist.
Ow.
I think some layers should be great, but I think that's like a missing part of it.
I'm not like FutaFu's mom.
Oh, Genjibo. Fuck, I got stuck on a fence there.
Did I see that right?
Or like the railing?
I swear I got stuck on that railing.
I definitely did.
Yeah, that's almost like Persona in the 5th edition.
It's called the days when my mother was there and it's really fucking good
I guess she was one of the fucks, bro.
My queen is behind.
Fill up, fill up.
Where's the loba?
Do you have nano?
We can get nano so, hold on.
Oh, okay, that's just not nano, so...
Bruh.
We lost nano, and I'm real.
You want me to kill him?
Thanks for the help, but I have to drill!
You want me to kill him? Oh, he's bashing us.
You got him, you got him.
That's what you do with me in Deadlock?
I have no one to play with today.
I'm sorry to hear that, bro.
But I don't think we're going to do in Deadlock today.
Sorry, man.
We don't have to walk up a little and then bubble me actually
see what our ours are you money change money change me what does that mean
I'm trying to save you all I'm going to point him to the top of the map, just to save
that up for next time.
That's fine.
If you're burned out how long?
Minimum of a break would be great.
It's fine
You're burned out how long minimum break would you take from overwatch? I don't know I
Don't even remember I am a food a big old up the before the patch where they drop five characters
I took like I was like lonely man. They're just playing deadlock, right? Yo, I'm a side of the bubble ready
I'm trying to think how much deadlock was I playing that I think it was like in
January right I played like I don't even know oh my biggest break was rivals oh
true that was my biggest break from overwatch I think ever yeah definitely
just forever I'm trying to think a little dark age no I actually played soul
I'm not fucking right during that time. I still have more hours streamed on rivals than deadlock
Like that is disgusting to even think about
Bro, it's like I still have like a hundred more hours of rival stream than deadlock that's how much rivals I played
We need to fight this right now and the souls are going to hold us.
Can we go point now?
Where's your voice one?
This is our objective now
When is the next moral rivals at I'm so glad you asked bro things are looking fantastic tomorrow
And you know what we might like it so much we might run it back on Friday
No, no, we'll see you next fight, thoughts.
Yeah.
That'll feed.
I'll be just thinking the same thing.
I don't want to watch them here.
I don't watch, I watch in here.
Wait, how is he healing?
Wait, what is this new park?
Steam park? Replaced by the game on use?
Soldiers said it's just 30 health per second and I had no idea that's how that worked.
I had no fucking clue.
That's how that fucking worked now.
You said that for a while?
I know, but I just...
Quick, quick, quick!
No, I'm almost safe.
I'm probably dead.
Come on.
Oh, this soldier right front.
Bro, I know they changed it.
I just, like, had no clue what the change was.
What I was like, how the fuck is this guy healing right now?
I mean crazy sleep, but how the fuck did that go there bro? How did that hit me? Look at this replay
Okay, they should definitely look at the hitbox on the end of Junker Queen's ult.
Like, they gotta, I didn't think I was gonna do something about that shit.
It's kinda dumb.
And I love Junker Queen, so...
Do you want to nerf again? Listen man, I'm just looking to keep the gamer on this.
Bitch.
This is the guns again.
What if I go catapult?
and you eat micro plastics like you're not smart I mean it's just so tragic you
use that form of your when trying to insult somebody's intelligence like
like this is just so sad man this is just like the most sad thing you could
ever fucking deal
anyway you have some song requests I gotta play
He's still cooking, you are ass though.
That possum ass is from Jay to Raven.
Still fucking forsaking my brain.
Let's win this thing
As long as I don't miss that, we're good.
I think we should put my life here.
We don't need to take unnecessary risks.
That's what I'm going to do.
Unnecessary risks.
Bamsh.
Bamsh.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah, the sheeple are really making themselves known right now. You hate to see it
Oh
I have a crazy angle. Can we just fight?
Maybe the goat bubble from my fucking Zarya.
Oh, she's one. Alright, we have somebody else. Let's fight. We just grab.
Yeah, then I'll say I think we just let them burn.
Oh, I'll be grabbed first and then we hold close with that.
Oh, see.
OK, fuck, we're done.
Let's get changed.
All we can back.
You should look forward, though.
OK, wait, come on.
I mean,
Well, I'm getting- they're throwing me around like I'm a fucking sack of potatoes.
I'm in to be fair.
Have you seen yourselves?
Fucking crazy, bro.
My soldier is Paul George, says frozen.
books. The. Can you say happy birthday to my classmate? His name is Andrew Dingus. Am
Am I saying something by saying that?
Is Ander...
Ander Dingus.
And...
Ander...
Dingus.
Yo, Juniper and Trizzy and Resident Shitter Army of Toes.
Thanks guys, I'm Yugusta.
Two-Fert, Mikey's a gun.
Faust, thanks y'all.
Hanzo, Nene, OG, Needy, error timed out.
Look at y'all.
Select your hero.
We're doing the COD stream rivals twice in one week.
The priest grabs you violently by the throat.
Is this where you get crucified?
Ah, thanks, loves!
Watch this RQ. This is what he's referencing.
Oh my god, we got the kid on the Reaper, let's go!
Yeah!
Like you're panning for him!
I did. Who did?
Is that THE rack attack in my game?
You know, obviously.
Wait, we got two win...
Uh, 23.
23.
Yeah, I'm getting up there.
How old are you?
26, bro.
Oh, holy shit.
Hi, bro. Chill. Fucking chill, man.
Holy fucking shit, dude. Holy shit.
Trey, are you still... are you 18, bro?
I just turned 19.
Oh my god. Crazy.
I know. I know.
When you met me at Bleemur, you met me at BlizzCon?
I met you at BlizzCon?
Yeah.
Bro, I was like...
You said you were 16?
I was fucking mind-blowing.
I was like, what are you trolling?
I could have looked her in the eye for weeks.
I didn't look.
I didn't look.
I didn't look.
I thought I would like, pull my leg or something.
I was like, what the hell?
No, baby, if I'm in a can.
Wait, are you going this year?
Me too.
Yeah, probably.
I think.
Oh.
4, 3, 2...
Wait, when was your birthday?
1.
Ah, Sunday.
Oh, it's your birthday, bro.
Thanks, man.
What else?
What a ractic birthday
I gave him a mouse last year and he didn't he just like literally never used the
So it's it's not about the sentiment for you. It's about like
It's like I like it uses this mouse
That was not the expected result, I will win.
Honestly, my bad. That one's on me.
We didn't kill Xena if we go on him.
I lied, she's actually a player.
Yeah, that's all!
Thanks for having me as a fan of that one.
Who will link that? You're on strike one.
Nice pick, bro.
I
I've heard this on the floor
I'm gonna go taxi one sec
So I shouldn't feed okay
I mean put the your discretion
I'll chill a little bit
you just find over the roof maybe?
yeah
wait oh are you in we're gonna push around we can't let her be here
oh fff
you're not lucky
if they wise fuck that it's fine
I'm not lucky, if they wise fuck that, it's fine.
It's here, Oli seems to be gonna fucking beam me.
Time to beat it.
I can uh,
get out of the wall.
On fire actually?
Can we go without the wall to beam?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
3, 2, 1, I was eating.
There's a cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
I got the full model.
Model, you see him?
You're feeling the healing. Oh, she's ass. Oh, she's ass uninstall wrong
Right fuck switch
You got that already? You're a tank.
Guys? Uh oh.
Can I make it to the tower?
You're doing it.
I'm gonna need- I'm gonna need-
I can- I can come back fast.
I'll be back fast!
You're doing it.
Good chill.
I'm gonna keep you.
Good move.
Ah, let's move this, let's move this, let's move this.
I'm almost back.
We have tree on the case.
PUSH!
I'm on the silly character now. I'm gonna get active oh
Wait, they say that they changed them like the animation with his slam now. I don't really oh
I think I see it actually there's a little I think I see what they're talking about
Rematra you can jump after slam
But I hate to say it I think it's fucking Ram, bro
Oh
That punch
Oh cast one blocking me
Oh my god
Why what is this shit? I'm gonna go right here. No I don't think we should. I'm gonna go in ready. I have ult.
Ideally we can do all these things here.
Oh.
Wait, snag a snag.
W Stagger
K
Actualy winnable
I can engage first with ult and then beat after maybe
Mmmmm
I think I have to plant at the walk up, I'll go in first and then I'll ult and then when I land we can beat after and hard push up
Yeah we can also kill Blank
W plant, I'm going in 3, 2
Go cast
Shit on
I'm getting
What?
Uhhh
K1, K1!
The sports are on each other.
They are the most important in the world.
I'm on the front.
I'm on the front.
I'm on the front.
I'm behind.
Wait, how are we losing this?
Dammit, I support the whole fight.
Okay.
interesting interesting don't know how we lost matrix is broken
wait I can land on these guys here
Oh Jesus
Help
Milo
Is D.Va this strong?
She up?
D.Va
Oh
Wait guys, why do I feel like we're missing a player? I
Don't get it I come see the career. It's you. Maybe it is me
I'm here man.
Next one on fire and then...
I'll be looking in.
That was... you also had the B-pump here?
Yeah, got it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I'll be there in a second.
Alright, alright, alright.
you know to be behind you know to be
bottom man same also finish
seriously now my my my butthole pocket
up there hard
I'm not fucking utp up here
I don't need this symbol I'm an old here and we're gonna
I don't know the work we're gonna do what?
Oh, they're all here and we're fighting some more.
Okie dokie.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm playing left.
Get behind me.
We're locked.
They used the 2v2.
I have ult.
I'm gonna go on 3, go and cast, go and cast.
Oh
Someone someone someone
I love you
Oh, grab on I think
I'll push you out of this shit
Fucking piece of shit
Oh it doesn't matter
Oh it doesn't matter
Give me that
I'm fucking massive
Huge
Well, how's my dunfers looking clean?
Pretty good. Not bad.
Ship shape.
What are you doing?
Do the changes even feel like anything?
You can like jump after a slam now.
I don't play anything.
I believe you.
Wait, we're backing up a little. This is awkward.
I don't know if that's point-alerts.
Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like that from here.
Boy, is Eve a little bit?
What the hell did you do, bro?
What is the theory going?
Where's anyone on my team?
Did I know what's happening?
You can think of anyone out of it!
Reaper on point, no shit!
Shit on pussy.
This is Reaper.
Bum bum bum bum
Give me a punch
Fuck
Yo, what if I just hide close to my only problem early thoughts? I want to do that
Yeah, that's a good idea
No TPS, let's go, let's go
Okay, ready? Three, two, one, I'm in
I'll go first. I'll go first. You distract them. Okay, what if I don't first? No, no, you don't do that rack or else. What if I beat in?
I'm going now three two one
Yeah, we're killing three extra little one carry whatever she beat I don't know what you are
You're fine. You're fine. Yes
I miss just that simple my shop guys now check out my play the game will pick though
watching oh
I mean this guy is broken
They made it harder to hit a shot or something.
You and Raph need to do something about that.
Oh, I tried my best.
Super got that. Tell them about Cat Super.
Cat?
No cat.
Oh, no cat.
I thought you were saying...
I said cat, like speak the jetpack cat.
Oh, cat!
Whoa, you're trying to act like yelling and stuff, man.
Bro, look, I'm getting up there in age, man.
I'm hearing you starting to go, bro.
You gotta, like, speak a little slower for me, dog.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We had isn't about the cat for sure though
Who's my favorite a humble six percent humble six percent on my tank gains
Yo mango thanks for prime penitence and Renka and Boise. Thanks guys. Katsu Yoshi
Okay, but what three ethical tanks were speedy seven to seven talking about by the way
But what were the three tanks? What was he talking about anybody knows?
Guess we'll never know
Have you purchased the Zarya bunny skin wasn't it starty? No is speedy wasn't it?
hold on oh it was scooty we were both wrong we were both wrong
No, they don't sorry, bro
Winston, Sig and Doom, I'm like top 3 at all those characters.
How are you doing Mr. Super?
I'm chillin bro thanks for askin loads I think so 6 months better
well my god guys who's excited for rivals tomorrow
who's excited
What do you mean? Why did you just type end it? LeBron James headband? What does that
mean? Why did you type end it? What am I ending? Like, I'll like end the wait because like
you're so excited to see it tomorrow. That's what you mean? Like, yeah, I get you, bro.
Wait anime what time what time you staying up till tonight you got work tomorrow. I
Gonna mess you about something later
Yeah, I can say if you need now it's not it's not like that important it's fun if I just you know
It's not that important, bro. You can just if you've got to sleep you gotta sleep stop in the world
Everyone's a suspect
What is anime to super? I've always watched the Hades and Vids but never found out who
he is or who he originally is. Never hear of the Watcher from Marvel Comics? That's
That's kind of how I would describe anime.
Someone.
I don't know if somebody is soldier, actually I think it's a same soldier player.
Oh
My Ryan is just dead it's like just
Oh jays
It's volgillectus
You mean by that?
You mean by that?
I'm the point this way
Dude!
Yo actually I might go soldier
Or trace
I'm getting fucked on every angle man, it's pissing me off.
I'm not gonna stop.
No sweat.
Just need a new planet.
What?
What am I missing?
Okay, I mean that was weird I can't wait up hold me bro I thought it was so far from that shit
Three one
Let's go with that
Okay, I got overclock y'all
I'll speed you
This one, this one, this one, this one!
What?
What?
Oh my god, oh my god, this is really one-hearted on D.R.
Guys!
I think our guy like, he's gotta be reported.
That is what it is.
One of the most boosted players I've ever seen, yeah, bro.
Let's just ignore my fucking my my my game on what's that?
I'm not called who's on earlier. Why let's fucking sick on the soldier. Let's just ignore that bro. I get it
But we like to spread not
Look at spread negativity and be rude I get it bro. I get it bro
Okay, we thought about that we have a line though like hello
Hello?
You talking about that?
I mean, I think we need to get out of here though.
I don't even know what to do with it, bro.
I don't think this game is on me, I'm sorry.
Maybe soldiers are the pick.
Maybe I should have swapped soldiers when I said I wanted to.
I don't know.
Maybe my fault, it's not my fault. Partially my fault, but not entirely my fault.
Maybe you have to kill Nato, so I can understand him, maybe.
You can save both, I don't know.
Here you go, bottom one.
What?
Okay, actually, we nano-soage next fight, we win that fight, then we get a shatter.
Okay, wait a minute, I see the vision.
I see the vision here.
Tap test.
I don't even know I got Nettos!
Searched up for it.
Soldier flanking, soldier flanking.
What the fuck was that?
Did you guys see that?
That one, that one.
New bug?
Oh, awesome.
Gosh.
I thought she like netted someone behind me
and I got stuck in the fucking pickup truck
Yeah, sports?
I don't think so
No, Berm, I don't think you do
I'm coming now
I have a chance for this
Super come with me, Sly
Okay, let's go, bruh
Nevermind
Uhhhhhhh
Soldier went up
What am I trying to show?
Alright
I
Even well, I feel like soldiers voice line to me is the most iconic old voice sign of the game. No shield
But I've got you on my sides, right?
Oh
Wait, did my mind just booper into me more
Not really, but it is kind of funny to look at
Nerf this that's a good point nerf this
Please bro, okay like this sojourn just to hit dad is just owning me bro
Dad down
I
That's eight islands and xylokube and 14 will and bruce
Mr. Library himself, I mean guys I have 10 deaths, but like everyone else my team has seven like I have the most
I double-digit elims like most damage. We have a Reinhardt like I'm not saying I'm completely
leave the empty when it comes to fault here but you know is it like it's highly my fault no
I will have all I don't know how to use it
I'm dead actually, have we win this game?
I don't know bro, I don't know, if we win this game I don't know, I'll figure it out.
That sounds like a pain in the f**king ass bro.
What do you think?
I don't want to be a soldier.
We have both support ults, actually, one of them.
Let me beat one of their ults, so you can carry something.
Someone's going to stay on the car though.
I might rip it up here, one to six base.
It's a huge play, no way.
No way.
I'll stay on the car.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing. Stay on par.
This is a car just such no way we love it yields though
With the poker a no blaster even I say the advisor, okay
Rush
Probably
Put the other stuff
Bad
Arturial was kind of bad
Maybe we need to take space.
Nice job.
Damn, I'm safe.
Maybe we need it for space, I don't know.
Tough one, can't lie.
You guys also beat after the Orisa died?
Wait, really?
Play the game.
Yes, yes, yes.
That means I can't hit the wall.
GG man.
I just shouldn't have beated it's all right
It happens
Rush was fine beat was bad yet, maybe I didn't notice the beat to be honest
Yo Jet Elephant, this is Timber Prime Dusty and Eight Islands.
Thanks, y'all.
You trying to see the sprays in the little blue boxes?
Yeah, I did see them.
I did.
Let's look at the fucking the bunny girl skins, don't worry.
business
why does break have an eye patch because it's cool
pay just put it up on prime
I know what I am doing tonight at super tf what would that be bro what are you doing
than I'm watching SuperTFStream? What do you mean that you're jerking your fucking penis?
bro I fucking love me some kombucha you think GT's kombucha would sponsor me
the hell my rap what the hell the the labels like got a button on it you
Can you guys hear that?
There's like air under the label.
The trilogy flavor is so good.
I just had me some lemon berry, me personnel.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
He just got the taste of kombucha I've never had it before.
Well, kombucha is fermented, right?
It's got bacteria in it.
It's very carbonated, very carbonated.
The taste, I mean there's a bunch of different flavors.
Like an apple cider vinegar, kind of, but it's like sweeter, and you can like, obviously
there's a bunch of different flavors for it.
This is lemon berry flavor, um, tart, oh yeah, that's a good word, it's tart.
It's very tart.
It's good though. I like it. Also, if you want to get a little frisky, it's got naturally
occurring alcohol. Oh shit.
you
you
you
you
you
I mean I've heard good things about it but it doesn't seem as fleshed out as the
1000 year door. Like in combat you're fucking party members don't get targeted at all, right?
Was watching through your persona VODs and I can't believe you spoiled D33 for me.
What are you waiting for man?
What are you waiting for man?
Um, I could
Not enough uncomfortable romances in Paper Mario 1 out of 10 would not fuck him by the
way would not fuck him by the way by an ash
We fucking the ghost
Oh my god, man, you're not even a Mario! You're not even a Paper Mario fan!
Her name is Madame Flurry!
Madame Flurry might be fucking bad with it.
Madame Flurry.
Flurry.
Is madam flurry fucking bad with it hi you got me there
I
Got cat bashing trees been saying
Okay, did I heal the Bastion? What is that?
Did I like really doodle? Did I heal the Bastion?
I am so fortunate.
Super, how do you cut her? Cut Bastion, I'm tanking.
Apparently, Streets are saying Freya is good.
Oh, I'm tanking. Okay, that's what I'm tanking.
I
That's a bob.
That's okay, I know, Snoop.
Alright, low again.
That is low.
That's still low.
It's alright, low.
I can bob hard here, maybe.
I got the string off.
Alright, bro.
Sorry, I just pushed the car. We gotta stop.
disgusting no I did I want to cut
actually what
wait is my ash kind of clean with it or what
he's a lot there though
I need the grab
I feel like that
if you eat the grab I'll buy you the new fucking bunny bundle
oh my god I need to dumb this game so bad bro
I
Guess I gotta try Freya unless you're going Freya
I don't play this character. Oh my god for how fucking fat her crossbow is what perks do you get on this character?
maybe momentum boost and I don't know I know they just blocked rising winds but
oh yeah
I
Even see a place second one. I'm trolling
What I've been honest, you know
I'm alive
wait no you can die no you can't die I'm gonna stop my f***ing
well I'm assed oh my gosh I'm gonna I can blow the f***ing bastard maybe I'm
Quick, there's another shot. Switching sides.
Wait, I hit my old and my fucking quick shots though! On the basket!
I literally hit them!
Suzu? Yeah, but like...
What else do I do then, man?
Do we hit the mirror?
I know, I know, bro, I know.
Oh my god!
I could try Freya.
Click on our feet.
Hard to defeat.
God sent him to the military.
That's all of me.
I have 20 minutes left.
You don't have to, you literally don't have to move.
Yeah, you play bastard, bro.
I'm gonna find one for a Eagle Bastion, I'll play Freyda.
Oh my god, Freyda.
Oh, this is quite a comp.
Wait, the Mercy Pocket would go crazy here though.
We got two pockets, Pocket Bastion, Pocket Freyda, and then our fucking tankills, whatever he wants.
What do I do here?
You just fucking hit K, bro.
Kfk good luck guys
Hogs man
Pocket cat would you just type row pocket cat?
I'm blue for a third
For that fuck for the batches from by
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm freaking out bro, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I
I
Some on there
I
Haven't played this character enough. I suck. Okay, that's okay. I
Just read I haven't played enough it is what it is
Guys we sure phrase the play order three phones will tell my game
Soldier? I think Soldier is actually good.
Worst for Tree Bro, I haven't played this character in literally like a year.
I gotta like fucking lock in man, I gotta give me a few games bro.
I'm gonna force him bubble.
We got a force on this bubble out though I think.
Okay. Wonderful.
3-1, 3-1, 3-1. Wonderful game.
I don't think Freya works bro. I don't think Freya works. I really don't.
that's one model that's one model
pick me up bro
shall we?
that's one model that's one model
come on give me, give me give me give me
she is one
Look out.
I don't know if it was long.
Give me the cat!
Give me the cat!
You just dropped me in the toilet, bro!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, my mouth is dead.
Give me the cat!
My fucking cat, man!
Maybe I shouldn't play Bash in front of the game.
I got high bashed it
Oh yeah I think Tracer Bastion is pretty
That's just the pretty serious meta in Overwatch it says
Yes bro
I should have just played it from the beginning bro
Bro, I feel like Fred doesn't work like if we're like those I mean at least like
Against the Zarya who just gives the fucking cat and bastion bubbles there. I
Don't know I
Mean to be fair. I was missing a lot of shots because I haven't heard a character forever and I fucking suck but
Who's the most famous person in your phone and how much for you to call them right now the most famous person I phone
I have no idea bro. I have no fucking clue who that would be.
The most famous person on my phone?
Fucking, I don't know, Calvin?
Kaide?
I think Senpai Diablo.
Streamers are not famous, you fucking losers.
I don't know bro, I've seen some famous streamers get recognized a lot bro, be shocked.
I lost 12 games in a row until I got on the cat bass and there is no escaping yow.
There are some streamers that are definitely famous bro, like speed is famous, pokemane
I
Said I tip my cap to you one one tighten to another. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
I would say right I think Ray is pretty fucking famous
this yo yucky what are we got super much who the hell is not super and why
are you a milder this is something you don't play I mean yeah ex-qc fucking
Hassan? Yeah, bro. They're pretty famous, bro.
Me? Guys, I'm not like famous. Have I been recognized in public? Yes. But am I famous? No.
Like a micro celebrity? Yeah, that's like more accurate.
I saw a big fucking... I like Marcus fucking flying here.
He's a shit Lucio player.
What's wrong?
I'm sure you're cut out for this.
Oh, I need to run up the stairs. He actually held his ground there.
We're almost as good as they are.
They have a Lucio addition.
Where's the one?
Literally just shoot, man.
That's it.
Nothing to do.
This is cool right here at least.
Where's the one?
Oh, well.
Oh, we lost!
Oh, how?
They took the robot from us.
Oh
You and I would not call myself famous man
But I just would not do that
What's in the corner? What's in the corner?
Last one up there. Oh, Bob is going to fucking...
Batch is the back you're fucking stolen. You like that shit?
I
Just any twitch streamers are famous. Yes, bro. I just I just named like five
We just love my carry pocket me then she gets hold of me man
I don't want to stay on Karthus, I feel like this is kind of sketchy.
Yeah, I can push Karthus.
They're going to play point anyway, just to do that.
I'm not old here actually.
I'm actually not old.
I think we got the kill.
I actually want the back.
I made it.
Nice one.
Oh
Like Kaisen at is gotta be also like no like he's gotta be
All right now let's get out because they have better
No, I'm not chill
Wait this cage prevent wall climb as well it does right the days when ninja broke records
Alice if like she was a streamer or something but like I can't I can't make it
alright now we can do you feel I don't know I can't make it
I fear this should not be done.
I see you.
I see you.
Oh, no.
Alright.
Oh my god, you see where the mouse is along the other side?
It might be a little...
to keep together.
This is quite a game so far.
He's pretty good.
when he came out, everyone thought he was ass
no, he's not gonna have to have to hide
actually, no
still behind, he's gonna walk there
he was ass?
yeah, I do think he was, I mean they buffed his damage by what?
stupid bullet?
but he fucking grows
I'm dying
I mean
No
Yeah, so they're all and then they're just give us gonna pray
Okay
Dude and raise easy af play a real character. I'm so sorry, bro
I'm so sorry. I'm disappointed you at the moment. Can you please find it in your heart to forgive me?
Give me three characters. You would prefer me to play not only play that thing
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry that's part. I'm gonna play this corner. I'm baiting it out
If they don't need break the game, okay? I'm not music. You're not music. You'll have a case
nuts
Are you sick? I don't know my nose is running though. Well, my nose is kind of running a lot
I'll handle it all right. Oh, I got an idea. I'm gonna crush ship
Things like holding left click and right click. Oh my god, they're dead
Oh, that was kinda cool. Good job. Wow, what a game.
Hold on. Steezy. Not bad. I died in a troubling fight.
It's okay, bro. We won the game. Don't sweat it.
That's what's up.
That is Jay Fox, and you're playing the Fox character. What does that mean?
I have to, dude. First name's Josiah, middle name Fox.
I'm a J-Jod. No, you're J-Jod.
You didn't kill this carry or wait let me see this
Super I'm sorry for what I said about Embray all that matters that you're having fun and feel good about your victory. Thank you, bro
Thank you, bro
Thank you, bro. I'm glad
Hey super Delta win. I don't know. Do I want to play Delta rune? I
I always get mad at the overwatch patches our lackluster, but then I see Emre who got a two-point damage increase and went from a throw pick to Metasolite, I guess.
Bro, I think sometimes a lot of people don't understand how like they don't understand the cons of the breakpoints.
So like sometimes you'll see like a character get changed by like one damage or something
and you're like that's it but it like it's pretty big.
Everybody tell me their favorite thing about my goat staff castle
You know Nick name and Ryan Ryan things are going to find a problem and who turgled and came in Valus and dark side and wet bread
Thanks everybody
It's not a game, here it comes.
How often do you usually stream?
every day almost. I don't have a scheduled day off. So, um...
Well, I thought she says it's not a cave too at the beginning.
Like, listen really, I swear it does sound like she's saying it's not a cave. Listen carefully.
Like she definitely says cave and not game am I insane?
Oh does it make sense it doesn't, but like that's what it sounds like she's saying.
You are such a dumb chud. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, bro. I'll work on it. I'm so sorry.
Can you find it in yourself to forgive me? I'm so sorry.
one the max win oh my god my winston's got the fuck
what the fuck oh my god no we're hitting so much damage
I'm gonna stay the condo
But maybe this would be a good friend why kind of a friend
I think I can put this right in the place, honestly.
So fucking good, bro.
I'm glad you see the vision that tuna
We all think that by the way
Shit on shit on the wells
Oh
Now she's gonna take
This will let you be
I
Everyone talks about their favorite song from Undertale, but seriously, it's their favorite song from fucking Persona 5, looks like a bad one
None of them, oh, okay
What is layer cake? Have I heard that song? If I haven't heard it, don't don't don't look at me. I don't want to hear it
Oh, that's EY's shop. Oh, that is a good one. Actually, I do fuck with that one. I
Like I mean you guys know my favorite is
What is it it's the days and my mother was there, bro
I tried to build nano.
Yes sir.
This Tracer thinks she's gonna fucking get a back-off and it's pissing me off.
Isn't it fucking helpful?
For some reason I haven't been so long it is now 1% of your entire stream of time.
Why would we do that?
Is that real?
I don't think I can do that
I don't think I can do that
No, maybe, uh, uh
Ziggs, come out
I'm gonna kill him, if we just, if we AFK him by the way
If we AFK him by the way
Getting two
I
Like some of it is so so much that someone DM you know they got your man's me
I mean, they're kind of just running it down.
You motherfucker! Now I'm really angry!
But if I'm real life!
I don't want to do this!
Watch us lose off that? Oh my god, no way!
Yo, Ana, we're gonna have a fucking talk, you and I.
Wait, I'm actually a little pissed off.
It's not a dream, I'm not a fool, I'm a alien, yo.
I'm not just my autos fault, no?
Are I auto?
What happened, bro?
I mean, kind of crazy, I don't get it.
I mean, I like, I don't even know what to say about that, I'm a little sick to my stomach
Quite frankly.
I'm a worthless support player, you can punish me.
Oh, what the hell, bro?
We're gonna get this guy on, like, more pyestream or something.
What the hell's going on here, man?
Yeah, I'm gonna move from here.
Ooh, one more speed, thank him.
How many moles of edit 2.0 are contained in a 6.2 liter of a 3.76 molar solution 3.76
Wait, what is mole's number?
6.022 times 10 to the 23rd, is that mole's number?
Oh, very nice.
Avogadro's number, which is yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
yes yes yes yes yes
moles number? oh that's it I was there
okay I knew it it's been a while bro
for a pf diploma not bad nephew well I don't have it I mean I have a real diploma
Come on, bud.
Five, four, three, two, one, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Well, I'm alive for three hours with the fuck.
I feel like I just went live.
Eyes on the target.
Time flies when you're having fun!
I think she'll be alive for 21 more hours.
Yo, big H in the chat, everybody!
Good day to y'all.
Wait, great question, Hugh. Are you excited for new move arrivals? Preview season tomorrow? We're all looking forward to it.
Yo, Emery's kinda good against Domino, though.
His nades and fucking heat blaster? Pretty nasty.
I'm so excited for it, but I actually might also be live on Friday to play some Rivalrys.
Woo!
Almost over 1.
Oh!
Wait, W Grail.
Oh, he's alone.
We're getting zoned by Dumbledore right now, bro.
Oh, I almost have it, though.
If you look for maybe a nano, where's the stream?
Is that a mine?
Oh!
I remember we had a monster actually.
This stream has gone down the drain.
Literally, what are you talking about?
no more passion just money huh yeah you're fucked in the head you know that
go go go wait can you uh
I'm in a one
right now about that bug
bro there's a bug where you don't see if you get nanoed it's kind of pissing me off
yeah I just noticed one faster
What do you mean he's passionless, bro? You're gonna piss me off!
We're even.
But why are they on my nutsack so bad?
Bro.
Jesus Christ.
my fucking my support's kind of pop off that way I can't lie
Erlen
wait you guys my support's kind of went sicker that fight I can't even fucking
ride bro
Oh
I died my died
Meetings
Our rivals haters the woke chatter
Oh my god, I'm not doing my shit.
Highland defeated?
You don't realize what you're doing right?
Right if you...
Mugger hat.
Mugger one.
Mugger it.
New seafood existence.
Alright.
What?
Lari hat.
I think this is that one.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Nice!
You better not fuck.
You don't want to play.
You don't want to play.
You don't want to play.
Let's fucking go.
Wow, what a game.
What a game, guys.
What a game.
What a game.
This guy said, Sorry, please punish me.
What a sicko.
Huh?
Where'd that cast go holy shit I'll give myself an update
I've seen your Twitter likes you can't talk with all my Twitter likes bro
guys if they all says if Twitter likes go public again it's actually you might not
seen you for a while. Don't say him.
Desenium, huh?
Dom-aversary.
I dabble in Scrandall every now and again.
Shoo Tree takes the 14 on Prime, Maki Maki takes the 14 on Prime, Chaos takes the 5 months.
Wait what is Celeste's old voice line and deadlock about Chaos when she's like something
something to Chaos.
What did she say?
Where are my deadlock heads at?
Let's contribute to the chaos, is that what she says?
That sounds right, yeah.
Let's contribute to the chaos.
What's the other one?
I hope this goes as well as rehearsal.
Wait, what about Lash though?
Night night.
Holy fuck.
Night night.
Die.
Warden's got some fucking good voice lines.
Face me and die!
D-Bop x Lash?
You think Lash is playing with D-Bop's nuts and bolts?
I'll give my life for the cause.
But first, I'll take yours.
Wait, tell me I couldn't be a fucking VA.
I couldn't would see it with a serious face. We're getting him. Hey, who banged Emre?
Should I try some Freya
Let's try it
Watch your place
Well, bro
I think her
Maybe her right there super bow you're a Philly fan, right? Uh, yeah
What happened 76 years brother? Oh, they suck ass. What do you what happened the fuck and beads playing like half alive and the fucking
They shot, where you at?
It might be a swap for a moment, brother.
Maybe.
See.
I
Reflect on Genji
I'm with you try I'm with you try
Queen your demos
Oh, have you ever heard this guy's is drugged out?
Yeah, I'm bro
I don't know what you're doing.
He's like an ex-league ledger's player, I heard.
What?
Like, faker or whatever?
Oh, that was the only league player I know.
I'm shooting at my friend.
I'm shooting at my friend.
I got a lucky one.
I got one. I got one.
There you go.
I got far right.
Going around and shit.
in search
Wait
Like sitting cuss when it how did she even get there? Oh
She went all the way
My guys friend
Might be terrible, or I'm terrible
Let me think about this
remember kids you're eat a guy up again you're gonna rush me close copy that's
true I did say that
all right I'm gonna have a hat I'm gonna hold probably no shame
You're master's DPS arc the game with that let me hit a willow play of the game
That did happen didn't it I actually felt a match here. You call your husband and we win this fight your Thanos
Yeah, I believe in you
Their copy
Okay, in my defense you can't play Freya here I think.
I think Freya you gotta get some right conditions and this is just not one of them.
I just got the echo.
He is better than I am.
You can't?
Okay, okay.
Will, let's see you play Freya.
I didn't like ass.
Let's see your name three Overwatch characters.
I thought I was getting creative and it didn't work out brother you play may I mean maybe
may is an option here you know wall off the run I think anything but Freya is the option
you know like sometimes the buffs you know like kind of blind you bug dog he
said bug dog lmf aO why is his hair so cute today I did shave so maybe that's
I contributed to it a little bit
Clean shave
Mf shaved skin alright, bro. Why does it sound like it's like it fucking in your trade you need a plus one button
Let's kick this off.
I'm left.
Did he beat Persona 5? Are we getting Persona 3?
I can look at you. Me and Trayon point right now.
No! Persona fans are fucking greedy pigs!
Oh lord y'all gonna live, bro
I'm not even done with persona 5, bro
Oh
My guys is right broken
Why is this like a possible maybe it's not a friend issue maybe it's a team issue
I don't want Tesla. We're not him, bro
Her coffee, okay coffee, step right up step right up
There's shatter
Yeah, okay, now I'm getting balls in my face like whatever man, okay, that's bro
What man?
Maybe it's him for me.
I should have hit base.
Right guys, I think you need a Vod from my cast player.
His name is Tigboy.
He's a really fan of the cast.
He's one of the best cast players I've seen on the market.
You'll carry one, carry one, carry Shatter.
I got a P, that's the problem.
Yeah, Kiri can you get two more kills for me?
Like no reason, just two more kills, no death.
Right, I don't know.
They're just walking on Ryne and I don't know.
Like I have to waste dudes on someone stupid.
I think if we can just not, like, beat some bugs and die in here.
I beat Shatter.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They have no season.
He's holding.
I got Shatter.
What?
I didn't even get beat.
Oh.
That was really good, bro.
Shoot him, pussy.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
Shoot him.
I'm going crazy right now.
Okay, one of them.
I was sitting down, I'm alright.
it against beatz you may be
this is the free the fridge he has a cash team bro I just haven't played enough
the character back we got a car we got a car we got a car
rock is the I didn't mean I'm just being my name
I
Get more worried how does my ariza die there
Really all I have to do is get first
Me on Cassidy
I gotta pee. I gotta pee really freaking bad.
I'm not having those things you can do, I think I'm gonna be fine.
Smart. Clean.
There's your next enemy from my own side every now and then.
If you make more, I'm gonna be pleased to see you start again now.
I'm not having no more.
I'm not having no more.
Don't you get it?
I'm playing
Yo coffee chicken, I slept on Prime and Dorito man Rob
Bake girl peaches McCream, Flesh Co bean. What up, everybody?
What you know, I should not watch
I
Weren't you champ 2 in DPS a couple days ago? No, I was champ 3. But like about a week ago I
Was on like a fucking disgusting a lost streak
among all games I played
deadlock and overwatch. I was like 1 in 19. Across both games. Pretty bad. I was getting
fucked. I was getting fucked hard. No way I thought this guy got blacklisted. What are
you fucking posting, bro? First of all, you couldn't have linked a Twitter post where
the image is actually clickable. Second of all, yes, bro, you're late to the party. I'm
fucking playing in this tomorrow we're all excited about it
And then it's Yabo, that's one of the prime sub.
for real yes bro has this guy ever win a game
Let me read this guy's last six chat, this is his last seven chat messages.
Has this guy ever won a game?
Only playing because he got paid to.
It wasn't washed, it was a hard carry.
They're calling him the most washed streamer in Overwatch.
They're calling him the most washed Overwatch pro.
Persona fans also like kids.
I'm not as quick as I used to be, but I'm still the fastest gun in the west.
New west, whatever the hell.
What if I went?
Watch your flanks. They might try something.
They might go hazard.
Go venture! Venture! What if I went Vendetta? Thoughts on that?
How do you
Hold on
Wait guys, I have the cast Jean do I not
Oh shit looking good today
Thanks, bro, oh
Moxilla down
I think...
Are you really just gonna walk in here?
Oh jeez, little E's.
Let's push him off the object.
Try one more.
Bum bum bum.
What's your name?
Well, I've had no Freya on this map actually.
We can find it out here. Just plunge me with these spear.
Yeah, I can make it. I can make it. We have to let me know when.
We should go early, I think.
Yeah, yeah. Touch spear.
Uh, this is maybe a disaster.
Let me see.
Die?
Okay. Order one.
Whatever, bro.
We should have the tracer real quick. Should I?
We should have a new effect. Should I do else?
It is important.
means dominating the competition the shield all alone making enemies quake in fear
super means showing everyone that some goats never lose the source that is why i choose to
subscribe to mr super all right he may one day reach his life's fallen thank you bro worry nothing
we all think this so we all think this by the way you should swim i too
I'm trying to read. Oh my god.
Cure love. Cure one. Cure one.
Nothing. Cure nothing.
I have a lot of those.
Thanks! Sorry.
We're down two.
We're back. We're back. We're back.
The architect and the builder.
They arrive poorly for their escalator with a sense of purpose.
I'm gonna hide in the go-go, these spear, these spear, these spear.
Risa backshot?
Bish!
She lived.
That's a mess with the awesome.
I think she tanked two hiding bullets, by the way.
No, only one.
Oh man!
Frick.
I'm fucking shooting on three Zerbians in the night.
Here we go.
Okay.
I
Why god I get five ads in under 20 minutes this guy's such a sell out
You know, I should run more ads actually
Five ads
down blow up
bro this always walks after me man
I do so much damage
I gotta play more passive
I'm lucky
I've got to play a lot slower, I'll be accurate memory at least for now but...
They nerfed Hazard's passive, which I think is gonna be good, but he's still strong I think.
We'll see in a few days perhaps, in a few days' time.
I'm on the way
I'm on the way
Yeah I'm on the way
I'm on the way
I'm on the way
Good time
Fuck you
Fuck you.
Trill, what do you call?
No, it's greedy of me, that's so bad for me.
I thought that I...
I
Think we should have pushed more when I was hiding in the video was low. I didn't really see
Yeah, it's weird.
Oh, Jesus, bro.
What am I doing? Yeah, I'm going to be around.
Yo!
Give the safety command.
You're kind of bad at cast mods take action regarding that individual
Yeah
Same DPS is useless
I
Wait I forget I have a sub I
I can hold that for your noon.
Bro, I'm just gonna play back.
You can let me mark the trade, you don't need a tracer.
I can kinda hold in here, but...
I have high need.
Yeah, I can hold in.
I'm top.
Just playing back here.
Look, I'm pointless now.
Uh, I can drop.
We might play in the suzu.
We might carry in the suzu.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, we just give up all the space and might carry in it.
Wait, we don't know.
It's actually someone of more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just gonna play some more.
So where are the direct nodes to hazard super?
I don't know, bro.
I thought they were coming, but they didn't.
Where's the drop?
Where's the drop?
It's so bad.
I'm coming.
I'm coming main.
I could mean hi-name like here. Oh
I'm gonna rip it, I'm gonna rip it.
Racial?
So why do indicators not take into account fucking...
Dude, why do damages... Why? Why? Why does the higher indicator not take into account damage reduction?
What is that? What is that?
What is that? I couldn't even tell if she was gold.
Couldn't tell she was gold unless she just used it like as I clicked fire which case I should be able to get touch
I don't know if I can I think I can
But I swear it actually doesn't take into account there are so many times I swear that's happening
Reason what kind of main I'm gonna go take this high ground worry one worry one
three half
I didn't see where you went
oh brother
Oh brother.
Oh jeez.
I actually uploaded the erisa because the card didn't even load in yet
Commanders except him a prime moon racer and morphine and sunglasses weenie vivo high sleigh and spidey and spider wasp merely dad. Thanks guys
wait move hazard to the bruiser sub role then delete the entire sub role who
says no. Wait, but that means Zarya gets to disappear.
She can go to stalwart and then move ram over.
Oh, okay, now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
Hello, super.
Hello.
Let me go echo here on Nepal echo's pretty good Nepal
You
Buh-bye!
Smart. Would you rather delete ramen hazard forever or watch out for the first time again?
Well, I don't know, bro.
I don't know, man.
What song do I want to listen to?
Let me think about it. I'm thinking about it. I've decided on it. You know Vol doesn't like this song?
Oh, there we go. You know Vol doesn't like this song?
Maybe that should. Wait, a ball OTP? Okay, I'm just going
cast again, sorry. Why do you know what Vol doesn't like but not what he likes? Oh, I
do know what he likes TV girl for one
Oh my god, Mike moves, he got pooped on.
Oh, I'm breaking.
See ya.
See ya.
Hi, y'all.
Free.
That's free.
I'm looking at him, I'm looking at him, Jesus!
this time. No, this Alari is getting pounded a little bit.
I got you slime
I
With my axis GGs
Oh
Why not make a we don't make a kill is much faster?
It's like blood blossom
Ball in one other guy
Is that true?
Is that real news?
These copies have been reigned
They're pretty good at the lorry
I'm gonna fucking smoke this echo again
Just throw this lorry whatever the hell
I'll go behind them I'll go back to high ground now
Oh
Flicking on and off
By the way, you don't talk about or that could patch a while ago
They got patched out well, they should keep it honestly
There's a lot of fears
I get it. I fear you too. To quote Vettiter, the righteous have nothing to fear for me.
That's one, that's one.
That's the second one.
That's one.
I'm fucking nasty I don't care everybody says I'm fucking nasty
You brought a fox to our gunfight.
He must be fun at parties.
I don't go to parties.
Yeah, that makes sense.
We'd have to be invited first.
Look.
Smart.
Almost got this in the back.
Look at Gary.
Does he have the shield perk yet? If he doesn't, we gotta take advantage of that.
Got a Sierra?
Oh
That's with pile on you by the way
I'm terrible!
Where is he?
Where is Brown?
He's collecting all the health packs.
Ball one on the point, ball only one on the point, he's out.
That's right, that's right.
I'm gonna have him soon, let's take it to my space.
Bro, I know why sometimes there's a headshot noise after you hit someone with a single bullet and then hit them with a normal shot.
I try to time it.
No, I try to time it, but he has a Zarya shield. It doesn't matter.
I should have just held it.
Oh
Geez
What song is this a night to remember it's really fucking good by the way
Sierra's gonna come back soon
So we're cheating? What is that shit?
Fuck!
Fuck!
Bro, that's not fair, he had his whole team there with him.
Would I have died anyway? Yes.
But he had four people there with him, it's not fair.
I had a backup, he got the thick space.
Why would I hunt you back there?
I'm not locked in. Locked in, King.
Hey guys, the Sierra is broken, as soon as they went Sierra.
You gotta show her just that.
Yeah, I agree. I staggered like three times, getting in the line.
Why not hunt you this time for real?
I'm going to hide you, you star, you're dead, no I'm just dead, all happens to me, not
really, but I'm going to lie, actually let's just lie down, lie down.
It's actually huge if you make a stagger.
I'm gonna stagger.
Don't do that please, please I'm begging you, PLEASE!
Pretty funny prank, I think.
No, we might get a big ol' close.
Maybe actually we can cleanse him.
Or we just kill Ball and Point.
Ball.
We're saving B, we're saving B.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'm a virus die.
Well, I'm not small, so I don't know what you need my fellow small guy.
My Reaper going brazy with it.
Oh, that cast was in it that try.
Absolutely dapper in that three size shrunk discord hoodie.
Anyways, Q this smart.
I swear if you were there for an pickup instead of only drop off you would be E6 by now.
Well, I pick up earn all the time. What are you talking about, bro?
Looking absolutely dapper in that three-size shrunken hoodie.
Yeah, we're gonna do something about you, bro.
We gotta do something about you.
Is it really you by Lothe?
Wait, I think someone linked me a Lothe song before and I said I really loathe this band.
and we'll see if this one's any different dude why are you so funny hey that
Yeah, kind of a weak one. That's a better one
do
do
do
do
do
do
But you only just sit on YouTube. Yeah, bro. I kind of only exist on
YouTube and Twitch and then when I end stream, it's just like I cease to exist until it's time to come back around
around. Yes, what was that Fortnite teaser, by the way, that guy was talking about earlier
that he wouldn't shut up about? Which also, what teaser is he talking about, bro? I go
to their fucking page is it this one the one below that act three needs heroes
answer the call I met super a Kefrey icon and he's about five apostrophe seven
Oh my freaking gosh. Oh my freaking gosh. Oh my freaking gosh guys. Oh
My freaking gosh, it's diva
Are you with me select your hero?
I met super egg freak on no, I don't think so you this please are good. I
Don't choose. I don't think so, bro
No way that's Diva bro read the fucking caption needs heroes will you answer the call that's like
That's just fucking that's just that's just overwatch bro
Are you with me says Winston?
Why wouldn't they use Kirikos in the face of Overwatch because she's not, I mean like,
I guess modern day Overwatch she is, but like OG Overwatch, you're thinking like Tracer,
you're thinking D.Va, you're thinking Winston, bro, and Mercy.
You are brain dead if you think it's overwatched, are you dumb?
How much?
What bro?
Let's make a bet you and I, Mr. Dino Blaster, what do you think it is bro?
What do you think it is bro?
You're a mom.
So you just wanted some attention.
That's fair I guess.
I
Believe someone
You're a trace behind no, I didn't have energy
Like five more
I want to jump on them in like 3 seconds.
Sorry, sorry.
Oh, Brog, you can't miss.
Adventure Zarya though, is D.Va? Kind of tough.
Can't lie.
Oh, they don't have adventure. We have adventure. Am I dumb?
I don't think it do.
Drive next plate
What if I went Genji to like it good to see you
God this song is literally one of my favorite songs in all time
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him!
I got him, I got him, I got him!
Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him!
Watch, hold him.
Good job.
Chill.
Don't worry guys, I'll loot the ground.
I'm lying, are you lying bro, I'm not gonna all this will probably try and grab me you can eat it anything
Yeah
I didn't eat it
First one
You're so ugly.
Well, I mean we want to fight those still but you can't even say it was bad
Well, how can we get shots when it doesn't matter?
I don't know, here.
Here's one, here's one, here's one.
Very low, very low.
I actually, like, hear you and she'd live.
Like, what?
Alright, so low.
Yo.
Yo.
Emery one behind.
Emery, Emery, Emery, Emery's behind.
There's another one.
There's another one.
So low.
I'm right behind.
I'm just gonna catch.
What are you supposed to catch?
Yeah, you can do that.
Ah, goodbye.
What if everyone is getting off a shift in the coal mines and hitting a jig with your wife to this tune?
This song is good, man.
Wait, we're getting a birdie.
I
Take care of this
Is what true
Sorry
I
Have a crazy
Okay, they did something but we just catch the point that what it was on point
I
I mean that's just creepy and weird
No, that was like the creepy
I guess I gotta hold that I don't know
It's better than our teams
I don't have to eat the crabs you can eat them for me.
You know what I really like about this song on Spotify?
I guess they can't find a fucking high definition picture of this album cover.
Why is it fucking...
Like what is that bro?
Why is it pixelated?
What the hell's going on there man?
Everyone's a suspect.
Why am I making speed?
Can you see that?
If you like a knight to remember, I feel like you'll like this.
Nice.
They cost quite a bit.
You have no idea.
You have no idea.
Remember.
So I'm super good at DPS.
I've always been good at DPS, bro.
Chillin' me a little bit.
I am champ, after all, on the deeps.
One.
I got my one.
Wait, I have to go on.
I'm ready for now.
Show them buckles.
We should like all the- all the- all the- we should keep breaking.
Team, thank you so much for trusting in my call.
Thank you guys.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, you're gonna lie.
So, I'll get it.
I'm re-aing now.
I'm making friend with Exhibition.
Briggs on you, Briggs on you, maybe?
A Ripper in the hotel, no shift.
No bubbles, no bubbles.
They can't walk in, they can't walk in.
I know, I'm just...
I don't want to...
Ripper on, Ripper on.
Oh, you little...
Ripper, Ripper on the mega!
I thought I was trying to get an idea.
I don't know.
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez, Louise.
Who do I blame for this?
They touch.
We're gonna blame Stephie Lamalle.
Oh, hey.
Get them away from the boy.
It's worth about four seconds.
I'm addicted.
I'm addicted.
I'm so stupid.
I need help.
I need help.
We need help with our-
Shit, hold on!
Aw.
I'm gonna kill her.
I'm gonna kill her.
I'm gonna kill her.
We're gonna support.
probably gonna grab this
you know I thought I could maybe help you a little more but
this is I'm not recognizing this as an error
where are you going?
I got her, I got her, I got her
got my one
maybe even two, check this out
no
Give me the speed. W speed.
Tried the food. Enjoyed it.
W speed.
Yeah, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it, behind you.
Oh, um...
Oh, I hit her if it wasn't enough.
This guy, this guy, we're now on the low.
you do the laurel or ventral
I'm gonna say again
guys how am I doing this game?
give me a rating please
I'm on the perk
I'm on the line
I'm
behind me.
Dude, I'm playing so much damage on the same.
Just stay the wrong slope of it.
We're on the other shift.
I don't want to be on this.
I think we're going to get lost to all.
I have gas on me.
Yeah, I am charging Azaria a lot but to be honest I think Soldier's kind of just does that.
If you need to cope a little bit, I'll be more self conscious about it though.
If you need to cope a little bit, I'll be more of a self-conscious about it there.
Hey bros, she has power.
I may have missed my grab.
Wait guys, the Zarya need to...
Wait, the Zarya needs to grab the GD.
The Zarya need to nerf!
What's going on here?
What are they doing? Rebirth?
I'm gonna re-birth actually.
Oh, are you in there?
Nice.
We forgot, you witnessed me. Executed.
Sorry I have.
Oh
We're going back in
Cancel
Oh
You gave our father just game alone, I mean
I got it, I got it.
That's like a dumb metric, TBH.
Oh, general.
I'm just fucking drooling.
Reaper doing a skull.
I'm better than them, don't worry about it.
Oh, okay.
Also, five more just like, not even enough.
I have ult, but...
It's a bubble.
I'm not gonna ult.
Face the one, sorry, I was ult.
Ah!
I
Got you actually work. You just live they've grabbed by that. You want me to go get you in the flesh? I'll do it
Oh that good
Check this shit out. You ready?
I'll eat it don't worry
Okay
I'm healing if I can think that I'm going to be stalling.
I think it's fine.
All right, well that's cheating.
I'm going to be stalling, but I need my intel check, you know?
I can't touch.
They're all dead.
Remember!
three
If you like a night to remember I think you'll like this. This is another lay they song another luffy song
Another lousy
She's cute.
Yo, Bear Grillo's likes to eat some of mine.
Zillie likes to eat some of mine, so.
Hello.
Wait, I have to fix my underwear.
She's giving me a wedgie.
I don't know what I'll make her buy,
I don't know.
I hear the clock in.
We have later?
Yeah.
He's gonna have to peek.
There's one.
They're burning already.
Oh, they're falling.
That was...
some shit right there.
It's not a widow.
That's not bad.
I'm sorry.
Bro, the Doom adventure in Dazzaria?
I don't know what this, yo, I don't know about Doom Venture and Azariah, I think we're gonna lose.
I get another big touch.
We're gonna shoot a very big contestant, I should have known if I get a touch.
No, I think we just play corner.
I just get a free, I just get the front, I don't know why not.
Alright, hold on, I gotta make a plan, witness me.
That's pretty bad.
Uh oh.
Guys?
This song isn't really that similar to what I'd remember, to be honest.
This song isn't really that similar to what I'd remember to be honest
It's not really I don't know why they said that
Dude
I
Make the smartest play of all time getting picked. Yeah
Holy fuck that was nasty for me. I didn't do the jumpy print thing
He did it for you actually
He sent me up
Ali you're right there
You know LeBron photo like you know I'm talking about Duncan the guy Duncan like the guy
Super super I doubt it's the Wayne Wade, but that's the one
Yeah, he's the one the aura like yeah, yes
LeBron and the guy
I do not know other equally insulting terms.
What is Haru on about bro?
What is Haru on about?
Mr. Wacky, what are you saying to me now?
Tell me you've never been spelunky.
All right, now you've just got to be making up words.
What on Mars are you doing?
What on Mars are you doing?
What on Mars are you doing?
I'm getting angry.
Guys, we have the H character.
Take the one.
I'm alive. Let me just look, let me just look, let me just choke off on Rez, maybe.
Or not.
Alright, we've recapped this, then. You think it's fun?
Can we recapture? We recapt?
I'll do it.
What on Mars are you doing?!
Calling D-Wade the guy is insane.
We gotta get more point.
Oh, f**k.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, if I get a heal back, you don't have to scratch by
the way.
Jeez.
I'm gonna get picked off again.
I have a crazy angle.
Sorry, I'm sorry, sorry.
Horizon has it.
I missed the easy.
I'm so cool sorry if I threw it a couple times
smart.
Hey Super, appreciate the streams as usual.
Can you add this one to the queue?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Guys, I kind of like it as snack.
Maybe some hard-boiled eggs, two of them.
Maybe a little piss break and refill the water bottle.
Get a piss bottle already?
Okay, bro, even if I had a piss bottle, even if I had a piss bottle, I still would have
to leave the room unless I have a catheter hooked up, which I don't, or I had more of
my depends, which I don't.
I'll bear back. I think that's what I'm trying to say.
How do you have the pens at all?
So I don't have to get up to pee bro?
You know I got all the fun times
You know I got all the fun times
You know I got all the fun times
You know what that was, buddy?
Now let's get out of here.
Outta here.
of Bart's smell rancid you trying to get a riff or what bro?
Egg emoji.
Egg emoji.
I agree I like soft boiled eggs better but these are hard boiled.
It's chill though.
I
Will the salt would you believe what I put on these salt and pepper
When I shit my dick touch the water
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm.
By the way, anyone that says that is lying,
no one's penis is long enough that their shit is touching the water when they're in the bathroom.
That's not a thing.
Smart.
That's just not a thing.
I'm gonna send you a video here of what about anime.
What about bro?
Mmm.
Wait.
I'm tasting the salt and the pepper.
Hmm
Way to tell on yourself shrimp
bro
Like no one's sitting there holding up their fucking junk like this everyone water in the fucking bathroom, bro
Like this town no one's doing that what the impossible this isn't the car. No, no, oh
permit purple
Yeah, bro, why is everyone pretending like they got fucking snakes down there?
You don't.
Oh, especially not when you're fucking flaccid.
Are y'all not rock hard shitting?
Bro, if you were rock hard, your shit would be pointing upwards.
It wouldn't be in the toilet, man.
Smart.
Are you joking?
You lean forward and it goes in.
You don't have to fucking hold it out.
Send me a picture of your penis right now, or you're fucking lying.
Your shit does not touch the water when you take a shit, bro.
Like...
It does not touch the water. Your penis does not touch the water...
when you take a shit.
yes it does ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
ah thanks loves this is just like the time is this you and your profile picture
bro
Just this is another time you said you could fit in a TP roll okay ever like why like that's not a thing
Bro, no one's penis is big enough to not fit in a pit like stop
Like what are they the way you guys are talking about your penises makes it sound like you you have a 10 inch block of spam down there
Like shut the fuck up. No, you don't bro
But you don't
Also, is everyone not just a grower, by the way?
There's no showers that exist.
Everyone's a grower
Anyway, what are we doing now guys now what?
It's okay super my dick is small too hashtag my dick's not small bro
I'm just being realistic here. I should not touch the water when I when my penis not touch the water I shit
I'm just thinking, do I want to play some Sona tonight?
Do I want to chill?
I want to take a break from it today.
I want to take a quick break from it today.
Deadlock? Bro, I was thinking lock. I was thinking maybe some sleigh the spire.
The necrobine that calls to you.
That is part of this one, I don't want to play Persona 2,
because I gotta wake up a little early tomorrow.
We're gonna be live early tomorrow for everyone's favorite game, Marvel Rivals.
Horror sloppers are starving, is this true?
Super, you gotta start looking at more dips.
You're lacking on your penis.
Bull, does your penis touch the water when you take a shit?
Yes or no, be honest with me.
Or these people just fucking making shit up
Yes and nuts
All right, bro, maybe my shit's tiny, I don't know bro
Maybe maybe my shit's just tiny bro
Maybe I got no meat down there
What is the use of the urinal in public bathrooms so he doesn't rub against the bottom?
Oh hell no bro.
Bro I think I just got a shape print.
It is what it is bro.
Liam was found dead in a ditch so play someitryal horror sloppers.
I think I just got the shape right.
That's what it is bro.
Where is it?
Fuck.
Now I'm showing Donovan Mitchell, wait hold on.
Where's Donovan Mitchell at?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Jeez!
You think Donovan Mitchell's shit touches the water when he's taking a poopoo or what?
Go step in the drain.
You think he'd be flushed while he's on the toilet?
He would get sucked up like a ghost in the Wages mansion?
versus volw
What are you saying? That's my phone bro
That's my phone bro
Hey King, catching up on the persona strings in the plot hole where they apparently wanted
to leave Joker's body in the room for four weeks makes no sense.
I'm saying bro, I'm saying bro
I'm sorry, I'm reading some stuff. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry reading some very important stuff. I'm a businessman. You know how it is
No, I don't think I want to do persona tonight take a take a little little break from the
sonar I think first time female viewer here what are we talking about that's my fault
that's my bad bro that one's on me I think I want to play maybe a few games of the lock
and then a sleigh the spire on maybe and then tomorrow we hit rivals into something
Mix tape? Oh I do want to play that game. I do want to play mix tape actually at some
point I know it's not that long do not it moron moron that game is so
cheeks bro IGN gave it a fucking 10 out of 10 it's gotta be good no it's gotta
to be good. Actually, speaking of which, what games does IGN give a 10? Let's go games
Sort by score? 10. Let's see here. Okay. Deathloop. Okay. Halo Reach was a 10? Last of us? 10?
Pokemon Silver? GTA 4 Chrono Trigger. Metal Gear Solid 5? Celeste? Checkered Flag?
first promise of variety in a week
rather than persona, lock, and overwatch
and we're spamming ombrac and we fucking
get over ourselves here before we ruin
this chance. Mario Golf.
Should see.
Wait a minute. My versus Chun-Li.
Ha, ass-lock idea for you begging.
oh okay every version of GTA 4 Metal Gear Solid did they just give a 10 to
every fucking Metal Gear Solid game? Is Kojima just that that good?
Resident Evil 4?
Wait, Overwatch was here? I scrolled too fast where was it?
Overwatch!
Elden Ring?
Donkey Kong bonanza persona five royal
Persona five royal
Spoilers the probably are spoilers actually unless you're right
Hades to bro Hades who's so good actually not gonna lie
Okay, mixed tape.
Breath of the Mild?
No, I'm good on that.
I'm good on that one.
6.5 and fucking leave it.
Take it or leave it.
That's all I got.
Wait Elden Ring shut up the urge review 10 untarnished
Look I got the got the goose bumps from that one untarnished
Half like I brought her this game is actually so good, but it is a VR game
Okay.
Well, this is the shout of the urchries, not a 10.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I like it a lot, though.
No, I didn't give action 33 a 9, I think.
I think they gave it a 9.
Yes, bro.
They gave it a 9.
You know what I want to play?
I need some drifter in my life.
Go get Viper to help you.
They gonna cry.
They gonna beg.
I need some drifter in my life.
I'm feeling peckish.
I'm feeling peckish.
Wait a minute is this the new is this the new seaword drifter shadow weave
Okay, guess we're not playing drifter and we're an EU. All right, bro
Annoying twink on silver, huh?
The world haves you, Lash, for when they gave you.
Look at Lash.
Did I can achieve Lash as the Zeke?
Can I get to Ida was fun last night?
Oh yeah, that did happen.
That did happen.
Was good annoying twink?
What's up?
Oh, you didn't mean me, LOL.
Ehh, messed it up.
Wow, I think I got like literally right back to where I was on the zip line.
It's kind of funny
Wait speed extra three
Should I tap an extra three I only put all up in the first hour or so? Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, bro
I'm fighting on the wave
It is good it is good bro everyone knows this by the way
You're super Jeff. Can I crack when I hit phantom?
I don't know bro.
This is not vlog like a boss.
The pens are you fucking bad with it?
tiny gets on the lock. Bro, am I like, do I have to like stick to a fucking strict schedule
and check in with certain shatters? I can only play what they want. I can't play T until
I get scared
Little we had a little wave freeze here a little wave freeze
You don't have this job without us
You put an honest here, bro. I am putting on a zero. I'm trying to play drifter action
I was gonna try to play last but well, you just why you don't sleep because I'm just
147 damage because I'm just fucking standing in the way too much. I'm such a bad boy
boy.
No, the feeling of euphoria, I just had seeing the lock instead of soda.
I just wanted to take a day break from it, bro.
I need a little break. Let's do some more of that.
I need a big break.
Wait, wait, wait.
Ah, look at that.
That'll fucking last player, bro.
Take a year break, we won't forget what you did last stream.
It's like that fucking movie. I know what you did last summer. I know what you did last stream.
Okay, where's my fucking net?
LARPING MOVIES NOT ARBEY, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I CAN'T SEE THAT MOVIES, I DON'T WANT
THERE TOO MUCH ABOUT IT, BUT I KNOW THE GENERAL PLOT LINE, I DID SEE THAT MOVIES.
YOOOOOO!
Was it good?
I mean, it's like whatever, it's fine, it's looking, it's looking crazy.
5 out of 10 so I literally didn't say that by the way.
Little fun fact.
I should pay that fuck all these glasses.
Yeah, I actually don't have it because my shit is here.
So I didn't get enough souls to split it three ways.
Wait.
I said six out of ten, bro, I'm not some yellow
Oh, I might be as dead as since I leave lane.
No. Thanks. No.
Oh, Jesus. What is this movement? Holy fuck.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
I know you probably already think that without any separate sub-mortem,
you would have been a bloody dog.
Maybe.
Nobody has presented any arguments in favor of Grave of the Fireflies battle, okay?
the
I feel like I tried to get the fuck in
I feel like we both made it once more.
That might mean a hog, girl.
What did miss hog, girl?
So what do you have a so bull headed house though?
How's how am I bull headed?
They're pushing green
Wow
It's a horror look at the devastation of war and its effects on a civilian population.
Yes, obviously no one's debating at the fucking concert the movie is sad
How did bro pronounce harrowing harrowing it's a harrowing experience a harrowing movie
Oh bro, like it was fine, like it's a fine movie, I just don't think it's like for me, it was like, I don't know, man.
Wow, that fucking scare of killing is just something else.
This has to be rage bait? Yes, man. Everyone online who disagrees with me is rage baiting because I live in a world where nobody can challenge my enemies.
It's all rage bait.
Need help on blue!
What? Everything needs to rain tight!
I mean uh, going through it a little bit.
damn the no gf is getting to him literally what right all they going yellow
maybe
Oh, we got a fighter in there.
I don't know if I'm quick enough to get there.
You sound like the way Mina sounds when she dies. She has a death line that I do like. Yes, this is true.
Didn't see him my bad. I'll let it slide, but only this time.
I think there's someers up to the screen.
I'm going in knowing you
What the fuck kind of sickle
What the hell bro
I see this.
There he is, he's a little big right now, a little, a little, gotta be cautious of that
everybody.
I got calm down arch mother. It's literally fine
Why some shit in the shop
I'm TPing over green, someone's gonna go blue delving spawn, could we shift?
That slams almost ready.
That hold green alone.
Okay, let's maybe get the orange one.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Meow meow.
Super, what's your pipe?
It's good to see you too, baby.
I thought we were- I'm sorry, I should just stay at the top, no, he's dumb as hell.
Aw, I didn't even need to spell magic this game, they have- they have Mirage, the Slurring
Hex bullshit, they got two of thems, yeah, it's gonna be a- it's gonna be a-
I'm the ace.
I'm the ace.
I need some, just water first.
Is that the lash on lash?
And my shiv is going big, trying to fix the wave and then go help them Wait look at this
fucking punch, oh my god You just need to tank one of these
I'm here, Shiv, but...
Wait, we have got McGuinness?
Oh, GG.
We lost, everybody.
We lost.
No, no, no, no, no!
Head of the green!
Your needs help!
You're so fucking...
Klairen.
The arch mother is praying.
He's praying.
I'm fighting her.
You need help.
Look out.
Right here.
I think yeah, that's the moon
Headed to blue. We're here. Let's figure out
You're right when you help your guess of yellow yeah
He's on me
What? What just happened?
Whatever, I'm out.
And they took out Vindicta!
Oh, she went invisible and then she was gone!
No, she actually like ended the fourth dimension.
I'm dunking this, whatever.
She was on me. Someone's behind me.
No way.
Okay, fix the last one.
Closey, closey, closey.
I gotta go, Mirage is on the way.
We need one of these, we need one of these, uh can I get both of these?
It's okay now that I have, oh my god, max?
Wait max?
Is 54 second pull down now wait was the death of Hayes greatly exaggerated?
Don't think so that's crazy
Yo, I'm mass by the way, thanks to the
Fuck.
Villain, villain, villain.
What do I...
What's my pectin' E? Like that shit?
Like the server's gonna be...
Oh, we have to shove green...
I can't even defend the world, can it?
Help me.
Bro, do you want the solo later or not?
He's saying I need solo lane and then he's like now I can't defend the walker which is it proud
That's the same the Guinness from yesterday, but is it actually
here's
Lashes broken, okay, maybe lashes a little strong guys should not be just a little strong not anything crazy
don't okay it's really like the little hush is just disgusting I don't know bro
that one wasn't on yellow I might have to fucking take care of it
I
That scared me I should have went in
I got sweet for me
I see Warden. Headed to Broadway.
That's actually huge.
Can you just bitch someone? Can I shoot him?
I think you're gonna start a next bitch.
We can just give it to him.
Nice, nice.
Get up there, get up there, get up there.
Do me, do me, do me, do me.
I have my stuff now. I have all two.
I'm just gonna walk and leave my condo.
And... BANG!
We should pick up our own. We should run our own. We should run our own. We should run our own.
What's the plan? What's the plan? What's the plan?
Oh my god, my goodness.
Oh my god, he's on it.
Damn it bro, why does no one cover me?
I was shoving wave and now they grab my own.
Alright, we should fight our own.
Actually
It's gonna make them close like he's the idea, bro. I am the idea effectively for sure
Did you just say hey, we're not playing kelvin kill this haze
I'm coming to your left.
He's up on yellow.
Going in.
Jesus low.
Going to shock.
Going in.
What's the plan?
No victory.
What the hell?
Thanks.
What the hell
Let me show y'all
How it's done
That's Walker's dead.
Going in.
He's playing her role to perfection.
Because I need you to explode.
He met me again this time.
We should go buy him, take an auto farm by the way.
Steal their whole jungle here, this is so good for me.
I just inhaled their jungle.
Put my big fucking belly.
Me and my suspiciously shaped enemy sized jungle belly.
I
Did the grown it go it in I'm keeping a little bit belly I see holiday going in
Go don't eat that bad. We have a rejuvenates Joe
I'm gonna go by weakening headshots and get rid of his bag
Drop that off real quick for the shopkeeper. No more bag. W. We have all of that's gotta go
We gotta go fit you
This is my flood
I'm gonna shove yellow again. I'm not sure shove it
Come the little yes, it's so nice. No, you want to mess with me
My team is fucking winning the game. I'm just shoving our wave. Don't mind me y'all
Oh
The guys is lash busted discuss this
Drifter has metal skin, huh? What if I'm on a curse is that like really weird of me?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I was through here through Evel.
Take the ward, that one.
Yes.
Get out of there.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
Good job.
What's the plan?
Wait, where did I, where did I?
The fifth one, I see Warden.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
He saw the thoughts of the Indian kings.
He saw the thoughts of the Indian kings.
He's got a card.
I'm gonna fall off the course of the Indian King
OHHHHH
OHHHHH
OHHHHH
OHHHHH
It is just the beginning
Mid
Yeah, mid
Let's go blue
No
Magic carpet? Wait, we actually made the whip out of the carpet.
It may be a carpet angle, or we just go in here.
I'm really thinking Curse might be like a fucking play.
Am I insane for that? I know it's gonna play, I don't know.
Thank you head in a Broadway back to a barrage is ready
It's coming I'm a week could lose the game
Yeah, baby baby baby
Okay, baby
Yeah
We have a little screen
W
Could have been worse. Yeah could have been
I want to hear the werewolf scream
Try to run
Two twins one team guys
I'm your dog chasing the spawn
Let me get on the lash fan, the lash fan, let's push it out, get my targeting, let's
get
Yeah, we're not gonna spawn dish
Itch
Good job. Well played. Good job. Well played. Thank you
Well I've been picked up really?
But she has so much damage.
But she has so much damage.
What did I do?
30k damage?
Wait, did I get carried this game or what happened?
I will come in everyone next time I begin this because she pissed me off with her voice lines spamming
If you were physically turning at all you would be such a bully what how
How good of a frontliner is Hayes I
Don't know bro once she gets on stop and all
She's kind of gross
But like, I guess besides that, like a 2 maybe?
How good is this hero at non CC utility or allied healing?
I mean just 1 I guess.
How good of a carry is Abrams?
Yeah, he's not really a carry, I must say too.
Yeah, I thought you'd be able to like hover over those things and like it tells you what
their definition of that means but I guess they didn't think that that uh that far ahead.
What the hell, I'm stuck.
No persona today?
Nah, I want a little bit of a persona break, actually.
Me personally out.
Me personally out, I want a little bit of a break from the soda.
Yo, I'm mad as the 500 more bits bro, no message by the way, no message, but he likes
to drop the bits.
Thank you brother.
Oh my god, the drifter.
drifter walks among us I'm back in EU man
Jesus oh man
oh my god we have high Tony we win holy fuck you guys think that's actually
I can only play one character?
Super Tev, big fun, big fun.
Oh, thank you bro.
What kind of mod that is?
This is GG, it's on 150.
Okay, yeah, I'm 75
I need to rip someone's gullet out
Oh
Flask I
Know he said he's West Coast. It's just I don't know how he got you
I'm shoving boot camp
I
Shit didn't like that. What if I keep it on him right now, okay? Roger that boss
Maybe look shit
Oh, I got shit on me.
Oh my god, I'm getting weird. I'm getting freaky with it.
We're low, we're low! Oh my god, what's my fucking guy at?
NO!
GET NOOOOOOO!
I wouldn't have got shit on me.
Damn, you got low.
I'm lucky.
This is lucky, Andrews.
I'm gonna jump to my right this path.
I'm just gonna pay to get him.
She didn't punch me.
Did she just shock me?
Or a bellie or something actually happened?
happen I get no what's going on guys I got slapped right yeah Erin on shoe
Aaron, huh?
Aaron, not Aaron, Aaron.
Like Aaron Yeager from a shingeki no kyojin.
Not a great pause.
What's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
No, they took it
He did yep. Are you doing with Josh?
Drifter is doing six seven
Not really.
Not really.
He's gay.
I thought he got gated for sure.
Fuck, it's my bad, I could have gone alone.
I could have gone along.
I'm gonna rip.
Ain't no way.
Like the spinning skull guy? Ain't no way.
Probably gonna get a shit ton of damage for no reason, just for funsies I guess.
Lulie's getting shit on, money to hit a gank over there.
No, I'm gonna go for the dash.
We're holidays here.
What? My two didn't get there? Oh, shit.
Does this guy ever win lane literally all the time, by the way?
He's one, he's one!
I can tear it
W
Oh fuck
Uh, I can tear your enemy's head
I know how to go for a tear, you there
I honestly...
Oh
I'm such a bonobo
They get two kills I have trophy collector
All right now we need to be active
This item is dangerous for me I get like a real twisted when I play with trophy collector
This is a blue.
Is that him turning into someone else?
He's low, he's low, he's low.
A buff lash?
A buff lash?
Nice man.
She was pretty chungus.
Fucking chungus guys.
Long as a man, I don't know what...
Is this guy taking a holiday?
Oh no...
I can't play that.
He's flashed, feels like he knows...
No, I pressed my two!
I feel like one of these other lanes should be in a push, am I crazy?
Maybe I just suck.
Lash need some buffs.
Yeah, we all think this, by the way.
We literally all think this.
Whee!
We're not lucky.
We got a tank.
Uh-oh.
Aaron is going sicko mode on it.
I'm scared. Have you seen a holiday passive scaling in Street Brawl? No. What does that mean? I haven't played Street Brawl in fucking forever.
I
Need some stacks we need some stacks we need some stacks fast
Oh man
Hey, you can take it. You can take it.
No, that's enough.
Thanks.
Like, bro, I feel like I can't do anything right now when it's making me mad, and I bought Tropiclipter, and I didn't get my stacks, like, I'm getting Nancy.
I might like, I didn't get Passive stacks, I didn't get Tropiclipter stacks.
What the fuck
That
Wait
Why don't I get pushed through for that? I always take wait is that a bug?
Wait what
Near Guardian, yeah, but it's an ally Guardian. I sweat that shit
No, but some of my interact units seem right to me.
I feel like I definitely should have gotten a stack there.
What do you mean, near-guardian?
Our green water is under attack.
These are but were heroes need to die to other heroes for drifting to get stacks.
You know what? That makes more sense.
That makes a lot more sense.
Oh, I think this is a Dispel Magic game.
I don't think we're going 4 to 2.
We're going 4 to 2? It's actually so good, though.
I see a for the secret area.
Our spell could be good.
I'm coming out of this picker.
Okay, I'm coming out of this picker.
Are you yellow, Vendicta?
I'm getting chased.
Okay.
How many stacks of R2?
Not bad.
Not bad.
little fucking pick up little corner boost I don't know if it was a corner
boost we'll say it was though that one wasn't I know that for sure
just plonkable and I got a stack oh my god
I
Let me just shove green just so I'm gonna go down there and just get
And this I'm mass tier three no message still
peculiar I
Very peculiar
I
Got you're so cool now
The weekend again, no bro, we already know who the weekend is in this train. Nobler's Jr.
We already know who the weekend is
we should we see the shit
farming those facts trophy and drifter huge trophy I don't know bro I get
I actually couldn't do a different kind of boost when I got trophy collector. I gotta be careful.
Uh, I rarely buy it. Well, one, it got nerfed. But two, I consider buying it if they have like
Abrams, a lot of healing characters. Like, Calvin Abrams Ivy would be a good toxic buy,
But they did nerf it pretty bad for characters.
Nah, these guys fucking angles are gone.
Nah, oh my god!
Oh! Angles!
Ascrat, Claire. Ascrat.
Wait, angles!
I'm falling. I have ult.
Wait this guy what the hell 97 year old victor still builds in the old-fashioned way we got spirit victor
May turnity what is that?
Glad I don't know what that is
I
Think we skip enduring speed and we just go for the spell magic angle maybe
Oh, Henry!
Don't fight back, don't fight back.
I have a choice.
Oh, that's my second 400-bag I'm drawing.
And I'm out of spaces, man.
Good girl.
I'm gonna see that bird.
You're mine!
I'm gonna fish out.
I'm gonna spawn, but it might be good fun by then.
It was low, flash cut.
Flash cut.
If I jump off too, submit to your bettors.
Submit to your bettors.
No, no, no.
I see them.
Fear has been lost.
Bash.
Maybe, maybe...
Spirit victor is more fun than one victor is that true?
Five TC stacks. That's what I'm doing. Let's see what I can do
What sounds man, but I was before HP. I just did so much damage
another four in the bag is about to get dropped
oh you fucking scared
I'm actually so fucking scared uh oh what do I buy what do I buy what do I buy
I want toxic man
Do I just sell melee lifesteal?
Okay.
Goodbye melee lifesteal.
Yeah, on doubles, on all doubles.
Oh, we're gonna look at our no.
Melee lifesteal is LARP anyway.
Did you say that knowing it was gonna piss me off?
on doubles, on all doubles
uh, we don't look at her, no
melee lifesteal is LARP anyway
did you say that knowing it was gonna piss me off?
if I was close up on my one, she actually dies there
cause I silenced her and then I just kill her
Someone's gonna go blue.
We're probably gonna go blue.
Oh, my drifter, hold on.
What?
Okay.
What?
Thanks, Shin! The question mark?
What?
Okay.
of
almost
he doesn't let you do that
is this is this the you
no
gg says abrams
Losing in super low is comfy. Oh my god, man. Can we stop this super low thing? I'm a decent player
Losing early got it bad that is very bad what that shit just did that is like I can't even like it. I that is
That is so bad, bro. I
I have metro on race.
What can you do?
Okay, jo-
I don't have a fucking saffron plate, oh shit.
I'll actually get a die, we just don't need to go all the money back to them.
Uh-oh!
My bad.
Lifting!
I think I'm gonna need a...
Siphon.
I have a few ideas I'm thinking of my brain.
That's fine.
I got my two weapons here.
Four bullets?
This is interesting.
I might get fucked a little bit here
They're gonna deep a little bit
We can just pressure walkers then no
Sounds like they're trolling
This yellow, this yellow, I'm coming to yellow, there you are.
Thank you, sister, I've earned $210.
Yo, I'm masked!
Oh my god!
Yo, I'm masked!
Oh my god.
How did we go on?
His aim was just fucking impregnated me a little bit.
Garned too.
Yo, I'm looking at their team comp, by the way.
I'm thinking we get some spear resist.
I'm thinking we get some spear resist.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're that.
Maybe that.
Maybe like yellow, when I go there.
I don't need a boost, I'm gonna waste my boost here.
Damn it, damn it, damn it.
why why is that a mechanic I wonder what rank simple I just built a mask
hmmm that's awful
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
That's all their reviews dead, okay?
That was so bad, man!
You'll never kill me!
Wait, look at my warden fucking pummeled slash a little bit.
Wait guys, can we nerf warden?
Just shoot him!
No!
Shit is missing!
No!
Oh jeez, oh jeez!
Oh jeez!
Wait, how's my trophies like they're looking now?
Nine stacks? Is that good enough for a guy like me?
I think I saw spirits so I can get slowing hacks thoughts comments concerns of body
Wait this talent
Actually bad, but you could just get another
Where'd the flash go?
He's one, he's one.
From below.
So, that's scary as f**k!
Jesus Christ!
Goddamn!
I just turned him in the mist.
I actually ripped out his throat.
I missed the boss by the way somehow.
Leave the song seat.
Anyway, you play this game back to the day as a child or what, probably, right?
Anyway, you play this game back to the day as a child or what? Probably, right?
Wait, turn turn turn!
Oh, wait.
I'm burning to you guys.
Wait.
It was just them, so we should have fucked that.
I didn't used to win though.
My warden's huge.
Oh my god!
Okay, my warden has a 4000 back, chill.
Bye bye, I have to leave.
Bye bye.
Wait, what is your back? Like 4000?
I have 3.5.
Oh god.
Oh, I'm rich.
Spirit Victor in big 26.
Oh my god.
My Victor's friends are bad, but...
Wait, he's going fucking crazy though.
Aaaaaaah!
I'm coming home.
Oh, Jesus.
Big.
and see my victory there what the hell my rent is any sona today new new new not
today I wanted a bright day all from the
sona
put too much I'm already low
dude I'm trolling
I'm actually running again bro but why is she sitting there camping the fucking
it sinners bro I mean it's just bad play to me I gotta hold that I gotta hold that
I
Silence or a siphon next
Check rates
We are dying 5x1, 5 minutes straight already.
2.
Silence here bro, I think I need the fucking bullet resist though.
Do you wanna play drop off or...
I mean just like that she, I feel like every time I go on her, I use my Rind and then she just like, just spell Magix, we have like nothing else that's gonna like fuck her.
I don't even saw the birch.
I have merc nigh. I have to make it to shop.
I'm just gonna do the shop.
Hey there's one, there's one!
Okay bro, Rave was an issue that needs to be fucking solved yesterday by the way.
away. Running it down bro, I'm fighting Arn, what do you want from me?
a lot
I kinda started running down the skin, I'm not gonna lie, it started strong?
What, what do you even do against me?
Hello?
Where'd it go?
Maybe it was from that.
Wait, do I go curse here?
Disarming Explosion, just fucking...
It could be a slay.
So much there's so much
Indomitable could be good too
I mean it's good against
I think played it's fine I'm trying to get this indomitable brahman be honest I kind of forget that's even an item
We get this right section
The hell that was tough as hell from that fucking lash
It's falling apart
It's falling apart guys
Bro, I feel like this Troublet is just can't be good.
Like I feel like it's just a troll item.
It's Laura if you're gonna make me really upset.
It's good?
I mean I only have 10 stacks.
That's my issue
This is bad, this is really bad, all right, boosh, that's massive, bro.
That's what I'm saying, bro!
This credit is doing work right now, bro.
I'm trying to wait for a team to respawn.
Oh, man.
This is a bad drifter game.
Alright, well, shall we?
I can do it.
I'm not actually the king!
Can spawn real quick? I get to die?
If we can kill him.
Just fucking hold it, Pat.
Okay?
No, I was in the pit, but someone was not in the pit in a way.
Damn, bro.
Thank you for making the most of the opportunities holiday provide.
Fuck, bro.
Buff Drifter?
Bro, you see what I'm saying, bro, right?
I think I don't know I kind of played that poorly. I also don't know if I fuck with
trophy collector on Drifter.
You know what?
Can we run it back?
Wait, maybe hell also goes TC2?
What does this mean?
Does anybody know what this shit means?
What if we hit the track lock?
Drifter.
This is the build I usually go.
We run it back on Drifter.
I gotta rip some more people's bullets out.
I'm getting cast.
Why'd you give me like fucking Calico?
I see them.
I see them.
I want to stop at this guy I don't have any people big see yeah I'm trying oh says
build here. We're trying to o-setsilver. Can you bark and growl with every kill when I see
Silver
Okay
It's OC's it's OC's
Yeah, bro. We got toast on the fucking snipe
We got Mark Smagal on the type like it's just it's on the snipe. It's just so weird
bro mr. Tomatoes gonna make an appearance soon like
get into e6 entirely on your lobbies bro what am I supposed to do about it
I
Miss all my what my ones there
Wait streets are saying so much damage
Yeah, the fuck is that on my desk the smallest fucking fly ever I just killed it
Don't you see then well how cool is it my I did a Ted talk it's kind of tough no
You next shop guys what a super TF gonna do what Ted talked about
They're so
If my silver can hear the shot
Interesting for me
No one died yeah, I can act on it a little bit
I had blown out things are different
Wait, I'm gross with it. So if you have this fucking bad with it
Join via overwatch leaderboards, all right, that's tough as hell. Shut out a dub ski
I like it I like it
It's the most passive in of all time.
You know I wonder if you could just start.
Well no I guess it's because they want you to get your fucking 4800 green spike.
You're too close, pal!
Oh my god, you're getting hit by all those- I saw him get hit by all those fucking pocket
ones.
You could do a tech talk on what looks like you want to take time to learn about the experience
and what you learned about the world.
Still safe?
They're not ready.
There's a little left behind.
That's the only thing we can do.
That's my Overwatch prowl.
Oh my god, he said it.
Oh my god.
I still got it.
Oh, I still got it.
Look at these big boys, look at these big beautiful boys, as Voltae.
one of the
Oh
Okay, I like this doing a lot okay, I'm I just don't get it
I
Fucking love silver
Oh
Guys this over in a nerve what's going on
Stay away from your pussy. Stay away, stay away, stay away.
Oh
No
Yeah, I don't know you fucked off get a skill challenge. I you got you gotta be a little patient with a guy like me
Look at their sinners, but I don't think they would dare do it with a beast like me rolling.
Goodbye.
Okay, I'm gonna do our sinners then.
Oh, I don't know, gosh, probably smoking alcohol.
Look at their sinners.
The darkness creeps into the whole side from 257 miles to death.
Yeah bro, she's like an alcoholic and shit, like she's gotta be small like an alcohol.
Yeah, yeah, hold on man, I'm listening to music.
I
Can come to their devil's room
Girl sweat and alcohol you fuck with that or what though?
way on our center is about to fall out
I can't contest them well
I'm coming over
I see
I'm going to try and help you out
Is it the first time the entire lane they've had try on you by the way?
I have a big headshot.
Wait, we can make a headshot on Silver.
Is that the C word?
Cause you can't proc it.
I think I'll buy.
It's a long, you know, seven come yellow.
It's a long, broke hair.
It's coming in the air, and that's the most important for shit.
What is this interdoing?
I have ult for Ernie, guys.
That's a great question.
What is this interdoing?
with the tower if you need to look up pretty help
wise haze here we got her right yeah we got her I'll be you we need to keep
I
Find it's a tower
Oh jeez
So what's that on the first go? We're gonna put me on the front page. Oh my god again. Thank you twitch. Thank you. Thank you
I guess I've been a good boy recently.
Yeah, surrender is not really an option for them today.
Surrender is not really an option for them today.
I'm gettin' our sinister number fuckin' big.
It's not even here on the drive.
Surrender on-grain when you do something.
Let's get blue.
I
Look at this toast guy just sit here on
Pages probably rotating blue careful
Okay
Stamina- Stamina mastery that early on fucking McGinnis. Is that convie? Is that the C word?
I have all in 10 like I can just suicide.
Why are you coming over here?
I need it. I need it. I need it bro. I need stamina mastery.
We can kill these guys I think I'm pretty strong.
All mounts just a fat fuck.
Easy on the left.
I
So
I need I need I need Stan mastery bro
Look at this
because they broke his one
he's low
she may be on her she might have some turrets here oh she's on me I'm so
fucking slow holy bro
it's like a fucking air reach up
whoo whoo
Fuck out of here man.
What is 1 HP?
Give me Stamastro, give me the shit you know.
I'm so good at this one.
I think it's slowing first.
I'm really strong.
Why does it blow up Express?
I don't know bro, it's OC's build and he's...
I think his builds are pretty solid.
so you look at my 10 year old son your stream is on the family room TV okay
so my problem
I hope southern
where's she going
she underneath
hey now guys look
I'm gonna hunt you all down.
Boss, 10 seconds.
Don't catch, I don't need the boss, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck those.
Our new walker is under attack.
Hey, he's got fucking alone!
Wait, I love Silver.
He actually loves me back.
Sorry, I don't know why I said that.
Yeah, he's under attack, I'm just gonna run around.
I'm gonna run around, you should stay here.
Yo, I'll pass through this guy.
He's not here
Three not there you could probably yeah, I'm going faster this guy's
It's too blue you gotta go blue very very very green I should be a freer than five. That's right. It's free
W!
W, W, W, W.
Nice.
A macro.
Yeah, no slide.
Can someone get green?
Defend green.
I can go.
Have a bag.
Thank you.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Are we ever getting a slowing bullets nerf?
Or is every person with a gun subject to buying it for the rest of time?
I don't know, bro.
items pretty nasty I'm gonna go run it down green again what else am I gonna buy
this game why just rush almost crazy shit I almost want to rush on stop
Is that weird?
Not bad for Silver, yeah, it's pretty good.
I was not probably waiting, I feel so slow now, I feel like I fucking should.
But it's like such a good item.
Get all the elephant shots.
Undress me, elephant.
I see you walking.
Undress me.
Okay, this is looking good.
I think we should hard push this.
I don't have my gun.
Yeah, hard push this.
Yeah, I'm gonna.
There it is, there it is.
It's on, pal.
Bail, bail, bail.
Warpstone?
Yeah, Warpstone's pretty good.
I also...
I don't think it's a spell magic game.
I think it's...
Can we hit the Spirit Resilience?
I don't know.
This is really awkward.
Can I do Grain?
I'm just gonna try to push with Purpose.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
One.
Goodbye.
Wait, is this the Elo Potion that you get to talking about?
The Victor the Wolfbreaker Victor?
The Elo Potion in action?
Two Grain.
Yeah. This is really weird. I'm not gonna lie.
There is nothing to do on this. There's nothing to do on this.
There's nothing to do on this. There's nothing to do on this.
There's nothing to do on this. There's nothing to do on this.
Can you guys just go for a pickup? I can't.
I can't.
We can just take six-man runes as well.
Like, spirit resilience, no!
Yeah!
Yeah. I guess.
Just weird, I'm here.
Help me, Bbop!
I'm gonna take this, just watch me.
Wow, that's fucking great.
Do you hear blue?
Yeah, I'm gonna get this right side, Bbop.
They're gonna send a lot of people for me. So just be active. Let me get this
It's alright fucking
I don't need it either, but
You're an I3 on the I3 on me. Oh, what the fuck?
I'm just running all the way down the middle guys. There's no way right now. Oh
You're no problem. Oh, that's good. If you get trying
Locking
There's no problem right now. I think we can make it to be close
I'm forming out of doubles. I'm gonna hold it. No, no, you need to you need to come down
We're all six there
Yeah, wait, I'm just gonna show fucking blue just clear the way
fucking great, you had more on us
chill chill chill chill
they're doing it on mid now, they just threw the game
yeah
what's happening?
they have no problem, I'm not sorry about that
fuck
I got a shrine though
Emily got earned, I dropped a bag
it's my first death
I blame my team there bro
They just live, none of that happens.
Ah, shit!
Stop mid boss though, Trill.
Trill.
Yo, I might also hit a warpstone, honestly.
Might hit a warpstone on the loaks.
It's not worth it.
Have to do this.
Shit.
They actually...
This is bad.
We're gonna die.
Damn it.
We die here, they might get killed.
I can kill myself.
I can kill myself.
Come on.
I'll be there soon.
I'm coming.
I'm keeping it.
Yo, uh, pocket going to stairs.
Look at all of them.
Who's he?
Look out of my face.
I'm keeping this fucking ass.
No!
Which one is here?
Finish red. Finish red.
I have to leave. I'm like, did I want this?
How
I'm so I have max affected I have no health
Yeah pocket showing
You guys are all very well, be carefull, keep up the zoom and help the one.
You got full HP, yeah.
Careful the warp zone, Perry.
So last one, last one!
Kill slush, kill slush!
Tracing back.
I don't think there's like one each one.
Wait, I can run in, I can run in.
Fucking run in this shit.
Fucking metal skin.
Last one.
We'll see.
I'm so deep and I don't stop. I think I don't know you care
I'm low, but I'm coming
Hi, your Joe we can leave you tonight
Wow, that guy's got fucking deleted where do you go? No big girl. How did you have two bullets in one fight? That's so stupid
press, match hold, needs to trust me
can you hit it?
alright, we got chance with this right
nice fucking curse, pussy
holy shit, you're terrible
I am not there, but
I mean, wait, we should just take our farm first
that's what I'm doing
I'm gonna get the one that I'm gonna use
I mean, you guys push, I'm just back to the stairs
push me with hold
You're good.
Now don't tell them that I'm farming the fucking camp though.
So I was a mean, I didn't mean that.
I'm a little useless.
Wait, I gotta defend green.
I got green, I got green.
And you're good, you're good.
Oh, he might get that, actually.
Chill.
Got them strong.
Good, I'm gonna get this over here.
You won't get it.
No, don't drop.
You get where...
You need to reduce for their farm.
Yeah, you got...
Yeah, so you play the race.
We need a map.
Come on, we dead, just let me die.
I kind of troll my team by not being in this fight.
Okay, I get on stop and then we get what, Finn?
I'm stroking, I'm just going to go again, I think?
I don't know.
It's the easiest list.
Wait, look at me, look at me.
Oh, shit, no, I know it.
Yeah, pick up the urn. Let me get that survival urn.
Yeah, you can have it.
What what
You have to go
Huge I
Can run them down green wait so let's just here
Careful you guys like to be six right there
To be six look at them out
Or Victor
fine and maybe cut the word off oh shit maybe it's gonna hold we should have to
be here we can we should have a fight this one I think
I'll be bopping so I'm coming fucking nice metal skin bitch kicks you in the
face like that shit can we make it to your third though no lift my fucking
foot sweat. Oh geez. We can do it, right? Yeah, I'll be there with Unstoppy and Celeste
as low waves are shoved go go go go go
should be a free drop off yeah
YOLO!
It worked!
Yeah I got it I got it
I think someone threw a green
I'm gonna take the centers over here
someone have a rest over here
What am I buying next? Oh, I set up Phantom Strike, right?
Wait, is OC the perfect player?
Like, what's going on here, bro?
Einstein of Deadlock? Is that what they're calling them?
His only fault is that he's you I mean, that's just like
We buy yeah, I give me fan strike here. I think they get rid of monster rounds
And I'm just gonna be a creep on people. I'm just gonna creep on people
Yeah, I think
new we're going for you just now mine goodbye
okay
she dies she dies she dies
i can run in i'm making
mine come
So that's one HP.
They found him, Sankage.
I'm running out, I'm running out.
They're so sacked.
Our Graves hope for us.
Oops, backfingered.
We can't do that.
And it's in the game.
He's all up now.
Obscreeee!
Obscreeee!
Boosh!
My my server's kind of clean.
You give me a call!
God, Silver is bad with it.
So you're telling me you play Silver, Mina, Lash?
Hey, listen, bro, let's just the cards up and down.
Mark Schmagel defeated.
Girl failure, McGinnis defeated.
This game is super low damage.
Well, I feel like silver like you don't really I don't know like so there's kind of a burst character
Like she doesn't really like she just walks at people presses one and does 1200 damage. You know what I mean like
Yeah, she doesn't poke exactly like I don't know
It's weird, I kind of want them to put more power into her wolf form.
Is that weird to say?
No, I think they have to look at her wolf form some more.
Like, it does feel really, it feels a little clunky to play, I don't know what that's about.
Well, look at her tail wag when she walks back and forth.
Look at her tail wag.
Look at it.
Yo, Kast and Kudonnel and Treestar and Cybertooth and Rose,
Zachary, Casey, thanks guys.
I wish I had one, what a little tail.
What a little tail?
Where's my silver at?
Wait, what?
Oh yeah, we did not lose like all of my silver games
and I'm pretty sure it was like one in 10
when I first started playing silver.
Look at lost all of them, bro.
You haven't improved much would you stroke silver's pale while cuddling
We gotta get you a job, bro
You gotta we gotta get you a job
But like I wouldn't say no
Wow.
What if we send one slivered spiral on?
I'm happy.
Expansion 33 out of 100 music.
Okay Silver's hairy armpits.
I think there's spiron in here.
I think it's time to climb the spire.
I think the ironclad is calling my name currently.
I can feel the ironclad is calling me, bro.
You gonna leave Oste hanging?
I never want to run on the region, really?
But you guys can't see, wait why not?
Hey, why is it not showing up on, on my thing?
Do we get to watch?
I'll think about it!
I don't know why it's not here.
Slay this fire too.
I guess I removed it at some point without realizing it.
Boosh. Look at the region's legs.
How did I not...
How did I not win a lot of region?
How about the constellations? How do I do this?
It's been a minute. Do you mean these or do you mean something else?
These fucking MS paint drawings. Fucking early access games piss me off.
Ironclad me.
Guys, I'm not very good at this game.
So you gotta be nice to me.
Um, one card reward and procure, one random potion?
Perfected strike.
We take a perfected strike for sure.
There's no- oh yeah, back seaters, they love a fucking slay this buyer.
They love fucking slay this firebrow.
I'm kinda looking at this right side here.
Or am I thinking like we go here?
Okay, I got it, I got it.
No, we're gonna go left side.
I changed my mind.
We're going left side.
You're scrolling wrong?
GG wrong path.
You guys think you're funny, huh?
Guys, you take six damage, but you heal for six damage at the end of the fucking thing.
I don't like those, oh wait, I'm not gonna kill you.
You know what?
To not take six damage, don't care bro.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Did this just be a free flash game?
I have no, wait, what the hell?
I think I had this before, but I forget what this does.
The egg, add the beardonis egg to your deck.
Give me that.
It just feels familiar, like new grounds or something?
Okay, is it even go- hmm.
Maybe I want some more AOE breakthrough?
Yeah, give me that oh
I know people are gonna get pissed off when I play this game, but it's kind of fun
Remove one card from your deck add one guilty to your deck. I mean you just remove it. No
You don't
Remove a strike
Or do you
But I feel like if I remove a...
Fuck it.
I'll be fine.
What's the worst that happens?
Having taken the wrong path, you find yourself in a thick jungle of ferns.
Gain 92 gold, lose 8 HP.
I don't need a healer for 24.
Just give me the gold, bro.
Let me hatch my egg.
Zero energy, deal 14 damage, that sounds good to me, bro.
Look at him, he's chillin' there, my bird!
That's value.
Let me care about stampede right now.
Whatever you draw, apply vulnerable draw a card?
You know what?
I'm gonna show you guys some maturity here.
Skip.
You don't care.
Oh, I remember this guy.
journey ends here. Do I want to pop a power? Maybe next turn? Okay. Okay, this is just not.
I think it's Juggernaut?
And then you just play a Defend instead of a Strike.
I think.
And then you hit a Perfected Strike.
And then you eat 18 damage.
Surely you die, right?
Yeah.
Alright, not bad.
This turn it...
Your next card is put in extra time.
Energy is now conserved between turns.
Wow!
I like cruelty. Anger seems interesting.
You read very slowly, no? I'm just taking it all in.
Ah, cruelty, me.
I think we're strong enough to find another elite.
Petrified Tota, start of each combat procures potion-shaped rock, kind of like
that. I think we'll go up, we'll go upies, upgrade a card in your deck.
Give me that I can finally oh I have your child I literally stole your child pussy how
do you feel about that okay see I have a lot of damage I need more block but quick math
12? He's one damage off lethal.
Well, I guess I could duplicate and then...
Whenever you had a card you'd like gain 15 gold.
Strike! Wait a minute! No, I think we need some block. We need some block, bro.
cruelty plus is kind of nasty. I can't lie.
Give me that
What's the shopkeeper got for me what up, bro
Can I raise the vine a little bit
Not yet he'll 10 HP exhaust
Bludgeon I fucking remember bludgeon before
Set up strike
Whenever you use a potion game three strength this turn if you play a power draw card card rewards can now contain colorless cards
Colossus
Do I care about colorless cards?
I wanted to click on it to check the upgrade and insta-bize it.
Oh my god.
Well, guess we got a bludgeon now y'all.
Right-click?
Oh my f***ing god.
Save scummit?
Bro, you guys gotta f***ing grow up a little bit, man.
Worse, we're cheating in a single-player game?
Can we grow up?
Am I strong enough for this elite?
I think so.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
You don't like that.
Okay, then we will throw a rock at hold on it, actually.
You can throw a rock at you and you do 14 so I can definitely kill two of them here.
Bludgeon one of them bro I want to fucking flatten one of them I really do.
GROCK is this real I see I can kill the ones that are attacking me or I can kill
the ones that are gonna fuck it that works and then hopefully we just don't
draw the dog shit don't draw dog shit
hmm I think I fucked up
So, we're taking 11 damage?
I mean, that could have gone worse, I think.
A fun pickup upgrade to random attacks?
Sure.
A fiend of a sprite.
Super, your six inches inside Lash and Abrams is six inches inside you.
Are you moving forward or back?
I start bouncing on it personally.
What if I upgrade a bludgeon for funsies?
Wait, what's the boss?
I'm a pussy, sorry, isn't what it is, y'all.
That's big.
I think we have to get them all your slippery
Okay
He can't read, I can't read.
What kind of skills do, is there any skills that...
You know what?
I think that's huge.
I think that's huge.
I think you just tanked for 22 damage here.
That's like a mother fucker.
I mean that's just your turn.
24 damage each shit
It's my last yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you just send it you just send it you just send it and then you just drop blood in and win the game
Okay, so I have a one in six chance of not drawing perfect it's no, but it doesn't matter
cuz I was all I he's dead no matter what he's literally dead no matter why it doesn't matter
He's a little bit, he's a little bit, a little bit.
I mean, I could have gone, holy, yo.
One-two punch.
This term, your next attack has played an extra time.
Bro, if I could get some energy gain?
Ooh.
Demon form ehhhhhhhhh 1-2 punch me.
An ironclad how possible.
Scary.
Very scary.
Enchant a skill with imbued, played automatically at the start of each combat.
What skill?
I mean, I literally only have one to punch.
Which you might not even want to play at the start.
Gain four potion slots filled with random potions.
So I'll have seven total potion slots.
YOOOOOOH! FULL ART!
Break plus.
Deal 30 damage, apply 7 vulnerable, and it's one energy cheaper.
I mean, you just...
YOOOOH! I got a full art!
I will be going.
Mmm...
Let's... we could hit an early shop.
I'm thinking we go like here, here, here, and then up, and then like that?
I fuck with that.
I won't kill you.
Can you draw a peepee?
Fifty-four damage, and then I'll take seventeen?
So I want to take seventeen damage.
I think we have this, and then we'll just take a zero damage.
Pistakuffs? I want that.
Dude, this art is sick for break plus.
Wait, that card is disgusting, no?
Exhaust the card and draw three.
I think that's good.
Ha ha!
Upon pick up, obtain an additional copy of a card in your deck.
Alright, but what if we hit the 1 and 20 on break plus?
You get the shoes?
Oh well.
Since you're asking so kindly, I think at this point we can afford to cut one strike,
even though it does make Perfected Strike weaker.
Routine?
routine exhaust of the three cards in your hand and then exhaust blood wall
could be good I kind of the show music I will take four to fire no yes I will take
4 to 5. No. Give me that. Give me that all of the day.
Draw a Break Plus.
Perfected Strike Bludgeon.
Man, I wish bludgeon was a little bit better, bro.
I wish it was a little bit better than I done.
I could upgrade it.
Wait, energy is conserved.
I'm just bludgeoning his ass?
BOOSH!
Stunned if all of his block is removed.
Okay, well.
Doesn't look like it'll be happening this turn.
Wait.
Um, fashion.
Suboptimal play?
Can you just...
Oh my go...
Oh!
Wait, look away.
Look away.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
D9 block exhaust a card
I feel like yeah, yeah, my deck is getting a little bit girthy though
7 blocks looking cool looking cool Joker wait dump Jesus fucking Christ I could kill him
if I'm lucky. I did not get you not lucky.
And then
Are you on the beta? I mean it's early access.
Is there like a, can you like download a beta or something? I don't know.
Um...
Unrelent...
But my problem is, I don't know like what cards are good, so I'm just like kind of, I'm just kind of viving it out.
Wait, so 39... 18... 13... I can't... I can't kill you.
I don't think we need any of this bro my my deck is kind of fucking goaded, no
Your next two attacks are played an extra time
Or I could just go bludgeon, bird soup being free is nice.
You know what?
Bludgeon's funny, so I'm gonna upgrade bludgeon.
Now this is tragic.
Because, yeah.
You know what?
I could...
You could maybe die.
Eh.
I like that sound they make.
I'm crunching some numbers here.
I think we just kill you and then just fucking do those.
One two punch, perfected strike, peace out Pussy.
They're endangered by the way, they're literally fucking robots bro.
Each combat the first time you play a card that debuffs an enemy double its effect.
I mean they're gonna have like 30 vulnerable on them.
Oh this is the worst.
This guy is just the worst.
I just want to get this guy over with as fast as possible, so...
But look at his vulnerability.
Jeez!
Upon pick up, aw, I mean, two blocks is fine.
Bloodletting, oh my God.
Bloodletting, oh my God.
Move two cards, add normality.
Enchant a card with perfect fit.
Enter your hole.
What, what would I want to always be placed on the top of my draw pile?
I guess just a break, right?
It could be one to punch.
Or bloodletting.
I think it's bloodletting.
And then we hit an upgrade on 1-2 punch.
this rock bitch 36 damage I still have one to punch yeah you gotta I think you
just gotta yo this fucking this is a crazy guys this is a compi build is it
build Comfy? Oh my, he's just dead!
Brand. Lose one HP, exhaust one card, gain one strength.
I don't think I need it.
We are not.
Who's the boss?
The insatiable.
Is that the fucking gaping asshole worm monster?
I think we can upgrade Fist of Cops, actually.
Okay, cruelty.
I think we will Bloodletting.
And then we'll just dig into them a little bit.
And then we will break.
Fuck a pommel strike.
So far so good.
Taking no damage.
One-two punch.
That is 28 damage, 21 damage, a little nicer, I don't know if I needed that, I think he's
just dead.
What am I going to draw?
Is he dead next turn?
He should be dead next turn.
Pussy.
Wait.
I think this is way better than any fucking slay the spire run I ever did before.
I don't think we care about human form.
I really don't.
Terra Sunder?
Dude, I want to take a fucking legendary card, but I don't think these are it for me.
Oh my god, man, not Vaku bro, look!
Can you energy up some of these turn Vaku plays your first turn for you?
Let bro have a turn.
I mean, I don't know what he does.
Fuck it, you wanna have some fun, bro?
Have some fun.
Have some fucking fun, bro.
I do wanna hit up a shop, and it looks like the only way to do that is to go left.
So we're gonna have to go left.
Hard left.
And then we go right, I think, up?
Yeah, okay, I like that.
Wait, does he just play left to right?
21 damage I'll be taking?
This sucks, but I'll be okay.
No damage.
water you but you're still fucking dead actually wait this is so long
wait there's a way to do this
Do I need to lose the 3 HP?
This does 75 damage.
You're dead.
And you're dead.
Body slam.
Booosh!
Whenever you plan to attack this turn, gain 5 block?
You know what?
Maybe sure, I don't know if I really need it. Alright, Vaku, what you got for me, bro?
Wait Vaku's got it
What are these type of games called?
This is a deck building roguelike game.
What potion do I like?
I don't think.
Four playing at the start of each combat, I guess it's better than nothing.
your time. Create a custom card to add to your deck. Make a skill. Add a random card
to your hand. It's free to play this turn. Draw three cards.
Alright, kind of a shit turn, Vaku, I'm gonna be honest with you bro, kind of an a** turn,
bro.
How much damage am I taking?
32 damage?
Let's change that.
Oh, you would apply the weak first.
Oh, you're such a...
What?
Fuck.
Okay.
Well, eight walk. No one's dying. That actually worked out perfectly. Would you
look at that break break I'll take two damage this turn not a problem you are
actually a monkey yet I'm fucking winning by the way
Whatever if you play this without exhausting a card?
If you play it at the end of your turn, you actually exhaust anything.
Spoon-fed God cards or maybe I fucking expertly crafted this deck.
I don't know, bro.
upgrade innate cards containing strike deal three additional damage sure
Everything plays 3 attacks and a turn game 1 dex.
I don't have any x cards.
I mean, I have so much gold I might as well, I don't think I'm getting another shop, right?
Unless this...
Oh, I could.
You know what, I don't think it goes super crazy here, actually.
I don't think it goes super crazy here.
Do I even cut anything?
Like, on the loaks?
Guess you can cut a strike.
Makes perfected strike a little worse, and then we just go next and then we can upgrade
One wall I guess
All right, Vaku don't fuck me, bro
We actually a goaded Valk
Wait Vaku just played we just played perfect Vaku just played perfect
Shit
And you're you're just you're literally just dead
Wait enemies with vulnerable takes send if I percent more damage rather than 50% and then I can play cruelty
So they'll take a hundred percent damage haven't been here in a while
But you might be him the chosen one the biggest the tumbleweed in the western joke
Thank you for the hours of entertainment. Can you thanks to tofu now like you promised?
No one did I promise you that
Oh, I'm getting too crazy first time you can block from a carnage combat
Exhaust a skill add it to your hand
Impervious could be good
Could be a an impervious angle
And then we just hit who I don't have enough
Super the fuck what up, bro, but this game might be kind of he
I don't even know, like, I'm gonna show two cards, might be decent.
Alright, Vaku, don't troll me here, bro.
I mean, like, just the work, like, I mean, that would have been so much damage, if, like,
Bro, that was like 300 damage.
You shit.
I know.
God, you said it.
I gotta be careful because these cards are gonna exhaust.
Actually, you know what? I think we just...
Do this.
I cannot draw additional cards during my turn.
Okay.
We do that.
He's g-
Yes, good. We'll save energy maybe for next turn.
This sucks.
sucks why exhaust my blood in here you'll call me crazy I think I do
you know what
Okay, I'm gonna eat some shit.
We'll heal up though.
Blood wall?
Blood wall? We'll go big.
We'll take three damage.
Okay, 36 damage.
I think we just go in on his ass.
And it will just take 5 damage, awful turn, almost right, draw my thing, I can't draw
Any cards?
Right
Oh my god, I could draw like defend blood wall mad science true grit and one two punch and I just die
He's one hit off of that one hp off of dying, no
Oh, six seven I pity you return to the bottom iron
The architect still stands despite taking 204 bilkin, 263 million, 546 thousand, 299
damage from all who have faced him.
The architect and the builder!
Oh, some epochs.
One of the many ancients, meow, grew jealous of the awe-inspiring will of the architect.
What am I looking at here?
Fucking really access games.
Following cars will appear in future runs.
Some of the finished art looks nice.
this one looks pretty good this reminded me of shit like this bro
or this
there's a lot of you bro what's that bro woman married to Eiffel Tower got
divorced because she's now in love with a fence oh yeah I'm gonna fucking bounce
all over that shit man. Fun! What is ascension 3? Enemies in treasure chest drop 25% less
gold. Wait, uh, Slayer Spider 1 had Ascension Level 20, right?
Wow! This one goes to 10 for now. For now.
Because it's still early access, right?
Ascension 10 is as hard as Slay the Spire 1 Ascension 20?
Oh really?
region is so dog water look at his legs though bro it's a little easier
Oh, his constellations have things.
That's funny.
So, is it because there's no Act 4 yet?
Play on the beta branch for the update cards?
No.
No.
What the hell? I thought this game just came out. Why are there so many far back? What
the hell? Didn't this game just come out somewhat recently? Why? How are there so many? Yo!
Wait, when did this game come out on Steam?
I swear it was like within the past few months, right?
This was like all private play?
Oh.
This is the oldest patch notes pasted
in our internal play test server.
There you freaking go then.
There you go.
Happy Friday, Sunglasses Emoji.
That's one more run.
Guys, I kinda gotta be up a little early tomorrow, y'all.
I think you guys were kinda...
You know?
We got some big things happening tomorrow.
We are all...
Oh shit, selling out. What are you saying, bro?
Bro, I really wish I had that fucking...
Emote enabled when Ryuji hit the- OH SHIT!
Fuck, bro.
What time? Like 4.30. I'll be live-ish.
I think. Let me look at my guide. Guide here.
2pm PT, which is 5pm EST, and I have to be live at least 30 minutes beforehand.
Do I have permission to skip the stream or at least the first three hours? No.
What's important, bro?
Bro, if you're gonna send me a fart sound effect, can you at least send me the fucking
fart with reverb sound effect?
Yo, big girlies, they get the stuff, and dum-doh, and nemodia, and totofu, and emoji movie,
Would you move in and solve bad men and hop for it, thanks guys?
You are shameless.
I miss the old super that would never take up any sponsor despite chat telling you to
do so.
At the very least, pick a sponsor you actually care about, not a dog shit goon abate game.
What are you talking about, man?
Look how many hours I've streamed of rivals!
It's my second most streamed game, bro!
Is that insane damn that game is two hours above Minecraft way we love Tekken though
Persona!
How many hours have I streamed total, according to this website?
15,807 hours streamed.
Wait, I gotta check something.
How many hours does Summit 1G have logged on this website?
Holy fuck, I can't even load it.
It's too many.
The number's too high.
They haven't discovered that number yet.
Jesus, bro.
Fucking crazy
You look up to northern Leon your friends with Vaughn you work alongside anime so many
Paragons of virtue yet clearly none of them rubbed off on you. What are you talking about fucking sellout?
That's insane wait what about what's emong at how many hours is emong have streamed
Geez.
Geez.
Alrighty, y'all.
That was a fun run.
Easy run.
I'm gonna run.
Alright, let's go.
That was a fun run, an easy run.
Alright, thanks for watching y'all.
BigTF is gonna go chill and eat and...
Oh, did she?
Oh, did she?
Wait guys, what's that app called that tells you like you that you where you can like look at all your shit?
Like your
Like your space in your PC windier stat. I got it. Don't even sweat it
Don't even fucking sweat it y'all big TF is on the case
Okay
I'm gonna go guys. I'm gonna go eat and chill and
Yeah, thanks for watching. I'll see you guys tomorrow
For Marvel Rivals who's excited
No, you won't see me wait what why not bro
All right
Goodbye, everybody.
Peace and love.
Thanks for watching.
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