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T-t-t-t-T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t...
I'm not a thing, I'm not a grown-up!
All I see is a smile and dreams
You, I'm not a fail, All I see is a smile and dreams
Oh
Oh
What
Yo
what's going on y'all
what the hell is for night
Four? What is four knight bro?
Smart. Hashtag keelhole supert.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
What are you doing? What do you mean bro?
Worked remote today to make sure we got to tune in to the best game ever with the best
streamer ever, Demon, hard eyes, cat emoji, two hearts emoji.
Can you please give your best slash death sound impression?
How was that?
Was that pretty good?
Spider fist is ready to punch!
Was that pretty good?
Put on the gooners skins bro!
This game doesn't have gooners skins man, can we be fucking serious for a second?
Yo thanks Wicked Lemon and Brian RPC and Borps and Day Lily and Lucky Bunny!
I mean actually that's just like a one-off though right like they don't have more than
that I'm sure right it's the silo skin right wait smart can you not play this
sas game
Wait a second
Wait guys look it's a dinosaur
I can show you this ticket wait guys. It's a dinosaur. You can tell pig boy genuinely thinks he deserves to live
Dinosaur
Anyone being mean to Marvel rivals will feel my rot really mad. Yes, bro. You get it. You get it, bro
Don't care show me rogue cowgirl skin. I don't have that one. I do have her savage south skin though
If you ain't gonna use those powers, I'll be glad to use them for you.
This is works for you, Steph?
Larpin has a gooner, bro.
I'm pretty sure Steph's most popular tweet or his most like tweet is him saying like,
He opens rivals just to stare at Rogue's ass.
Yo Jollybus says this one prime, Echo2K11 likes 23 on prime, Impulse likes 17 months,
Amber likes 23 on prime, and Baitgirl and Godly.
Can you not play this ass game?
What?
Who said that?
Speaking of tweets, do you see anime's new banger? No, I didn't.
I did not see anime's tweet.
Should I look at it?
It's good?
Anime, what is this, bro?
Who are these people?
Are these sex offenders? Considering the one the one next to Catherine says I am not a sex offender
U.S. Marshals.gov slash what we do slash fugitive investigations slash most wanted international
sex offenders.
All right, man, yo, Karrie, thanks for 25 bits, bro.
Now that you've finally beat Cheeto, I can show you the sick edit.
you can tell pig boy jenna thinks he deserves to live what is this bro i listen to everyone
Telling me to do damage. Can someone please tell me how we lost this game? Oh
Hell no
Fucking pig boy, bro
Why you up so early first of all I've been up for a while second of all
You played a WL. Did you care much about her or would you just use whatever? I mean, I had a man
I use the mouse that I always use so I guess in a way I did care about them if that makes sense
You know what I mean
What I use right now I use the G pro super light but it kind of I
I don't know I think it has like sensor issues like the the sensor on the mouse. I swear there keeps like I
Don't know man
Yo, even I said I'm fine without a message that to what are the Cleveland Browns doing?
We already saw that yesterday, bro. I hate the break of teeth. I am thrilled for mr. Matthew Patrick
Spire the browns. Yeah, we saw that
I'm through for rivals wait scream if you love more rivals
Spiderman is ready to punch
Yeah, watch out why don't you show this early so that us living in Europe can see you
smart good soup I love my usual show time I mean I guess I could yeah what's
I'm doing a gluten for 401 Prime subro appreciate it my super me and my bf
named our Tomadachi Island after you oh did you
Super TF's armpit. Oh hell no, bro. What is your problem, man?
And I just got fucking spoiled. Are you fucking joking me, bro?
I just refreshed my Twitter timeline. Today's news. Orbital crushes rapier and weapon ball wannabes.
Oh my god, man!
I didn't even know Orbital came back today!
I think he spoiled it for us.
My friend and pound!
I guess I gotta watch it now!
Rapier versus orbital who will win guys I wonder who's gonna win oh my god orbital is
so nasty I forgot how gross orbital was holy fuck bro I thought they banned him from the
league for fucking PED usage man.
Is rapier just a bum?
Bro.
is literally top 2 weapon ball.
Oh shit.
Smart.
Fuck.
What is this guy talking about, bro?
Does anybody knows?
in this terrible way watch out they're hitting her away
what are you talking about man
what's that about it i said for one prime they'll fucking rat in this
spiral thinks they're 30 months fucking all of it all
your train is early
I
Was going on here
I hope you enjoy the rest of the day, mom and dad.
Dinosaur like devil dino? Oh my god.
When your train is early? Yeah, but like why is that funny?
Why is that video funny? Why did that video get 500,000 likes?
Am I just getting old?
I don't get sorry, bro. I'm seeing it again.
Watch out there! Hit it away!
I guess you don't get it cuz you since you don't take transit
I guess you don't get it since you take transit
Are you stupid I fucked up ignore it
Super is chauffeur everywhere. No, bro. I literally drive by the way. What do you do? I drive
Honey, you don't think the 14 on prime
Well car I have a Lexus ES 350
Impressed? Impressed?
Broke? What do you mean broke bro? How am I broke?
Watch out they're hitting our way!
What's wrong with the fucking oh my god, someone help me dude, what's happening to me?
Okay, ball no, what does the ES stand for?
Wait it stands for something
Wait the Lexa like all the Lexus cars stand for something
Oh, yeah, or you just fuck with me
What does Lexus ES stand for executive sedan wait what
Well, I didn't know that.
The Lexus IS stands for Intelligent Sports.
The LC is luxury coupe.
What the hell?
Why did nobody tell me this?
Nothing intelligent about Lexus owners, bro, you
Don't you say that about literally if I would have gotten the fucking Toyota if I would have gotten a Honda
If I would have gotten a Hyundai you would have just replaced Lexus with whatever I was whatever I got, bro
You're just a you're just being a hater
You got the milk mobile
All right, bro. So what? So what if it's the Milf Mobile?
Super TF has corporate mommy energy.
The green super TF is fucking bad with it.
Tell me how many girls you've pulled with it?
Yeah, it's true.
I get a lot of ladies have been in the Lexus.
This is true, guys.
Ground and pound!
This is true.
Can you confirm what it is, bro?
How to smell like Tekken characters?
Where's Reyna?
How do I smell like Reyna?
Oh, Reyna's not on here.
What is the sponsor? Just playing some ranked for fun or something specific?
Yeah, I mean it's definitely some specific stuff. There's a lot of stuff, actually.
Some viewer lobbies. And then I can play ranked after I'm done a bunch of stuff,
Let's do some things
Yeah, I
Do think it's kind of funny
When I get sponsored by rivals like multiple times for like the same update
And then but like they still want me to do all of the same stuff that I did in like the previous stream
Like look at the battle pass and stuff like that
And I guess it makes sense because I can get people watching but
It is kind of funny to me
No, unfortunately guys, Flash is not going to be here today.
I don't get to ride Flash, okay?
Sorry to disappoint.
I'm so fucking out.
with the amazing spider-man!
Guys, look! Dinosaur!
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur.
Can you cue dinosaur all day, Alvin? We'll be playing some dinosaur.
Hehehehe, dinosaur.
In case anyone needed his point interpreted, what he's saying is that Marvel Rivals doesn't
have enough going on in their game for the number of times they've sponsored him so much
time before they've got something new to do or just stop sponsoring him.
Didn't say any of that now. I just didn't say that action
Bro
Devil dinosaur kind of sounded the vomit TTS on TTS monster sometimes. Well, let's see if I can get it
Wait for it.
Double kill!
He's not doing it.
He's not doing it.
Give it a sec.
There's one specific voice line.
It's a D.
Hey, like what is that man?
What is that?
Smart.
Speaking of TTS.
I miss his voice. I miss him telling me how she's bad with it
Adam
Bro, I gotta do I gotta we gotta do another TTS monster stream at some well, we'll do like one more baby. I don't know
To add on to an amazing point Marvel rivals is currently down 92.08% from its peak in January
Okay, bro. What are you typing right now? What are you typing right now?
segment what are you typing well what did she say dino what it's not just a
dino lizard but I don't that's what she's saying
Who is speaking it what's my glorious king
Oh, these rivals back. Yes. Yes. John Bullen is just 24 months, Vest 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6 months.
Isn't this a little bit dillin' and bubzy and phantom? Thanks guys. Sucks cloud.
Some would say my rivals never left actually
And some would say rivals never arrived, okay, who would say that what the fuck who would say that
I just saw a black cat again. What Felicia? What's what's going on Felicia?
Silver? Is that you?
Silver?
For me
Wait is her old the one that's um percentage damage it is
Her spine's about to snap
I'm 24 hours today. So excited. It's actually futaba's VA. Yes, bro, and Silver's VA same same voice actor
It's weird so I can definitely hear futaba sometimes and sometimes I can hear Silver
Oh, I forgot I had the female Loki skin. I was like, I don't think I can why is why is he a girl?
Wait, Loki is lucky bad with it
Feeling lucky not for long
Good fortune for me for me
Wait, so is black cat good I saw everyone saying she was like really nasty
Why is it why is my thing in Chinese you see that
Well, why was my UI in what the hell
Well, what when I pop my ability see I got like press I'm assuming that says cancel so I cancel the ability
Well
I'm out of friends!
Smart.
Chinese Overwatch again.
Ladies can we discover Aunt Mace's high dimension?
Yeah.
Huh.
Huh.
Y'all, destroyer they said to one prime, I said they said two.
Small and a multi phantom bubsie.
Thanks guys, appreciate you all.
Black cat posture, you're chill.
Her posture's okay.
Wow.
Wow!
Luna Snel!!
Licking my screen Rn?
What does that mean bro?
do they have a team up spider-man oh they don't wait really spider-man and
black cat don't have a team up I need to recreate that one scene from the last
boys episode with her I haven't seen it yet I think I'm gonna watch it at some
point so don't spoil yeah or else
we don't gaff about the boys yeah I've heard that I heard that season five was
been pretty ass-crack but I still want to watch it so cuz I've already I watched
the first four seasons
We got a sponsor guys why does everyone assume that if I'm on Marvel Rivals I'm
gonna be doing a sponsor maybe I'm just maybe I want to play the game for the
love of the game hello are we like I like hello
How many unsponsored hours of rivals do you have in the last three months?
irrelevant.
You always hop off once the sponsor ends, okay that's actually not true.
There are many times when I'm sponsored by rivals where I continue playing after the
sponsor is done. He almost always plays longer and it makes us vomit. First of all, why would
you vomit. Second, does it sound at all like this? Wait for it. Fuck, he didn't make the
sound. Wait for it. Wait for it. Hold on. Hold. She's not doing it. Oh, he's not doing
it man. I want him to vomit again. Oh my god he's being shy. Whatever man. They nerfed
I did no, hold on, one more time, just one more time.
Did it man!
I'm getting angry!
Whatever I give up, I don't care.
I don't care, yeah the moment's passed now, who gaff.
So you're playing this early for the love of the game. Okay. No, I do have a sponsor. I
Do have a sponsor today, but like why are we assuming that it is
Gonna get sticky
Okay, so why is he throwing... why is he throwing four balls at once?
That's kind of fucking cheating.
Like what?
I actually crushed all four of these punches by the way, except for the one that's way outside.
I crushed all of these.
Why do you choose to look like THEY way you are?
Oh hell nah.
They away he typed. Oh hell nah, bro
Making fun of ESL chatters. Okay, first of all, he's probably not ESL second even if he is you made fun of me first
Third of all, it doesn't do the fact that he's ESL. It's the fact that he made fun of me
Genie though, have you tried getting a new hairstyle or have you had that fuck ass haircut
for the rest of your pathetic life?
Well, I don't know if my life is pathetic, um, I think my life's going pretty well for
the most part. You know.
Round and pound.
That haircut says a different story?
What's up with that haircut?
I thought I was looking kinda nice today, actually.
Well I look fucking great today, actually.
Hold on.
What are you fucking talking about?
I look like a 9 out of 10 today.
What the hell?
Great for you, sure.
What do you mean by that sex?
What does that mean?
7 out of 10, and I'm being generous.
Wait, what's wrong with the way I look today, man?
Oh, wait, I thought I looked great.
I'm trying to forget there's a patch of your hair mission.
Mission on the front side.
Oh hell no.
Mission?
It's just the hair man, that shit kinda looks dirty all the time.
What do you mean dirty?
It's hair!
What do you mean dirty?
Are you stupid?
I guess hair can't be dirty how does my hair look dirty bro I just took a shower I took
a shower like two hours ago.
We need a nice voice crack, my voice didn't even crack man.
Now I'm getting mad.
How bad is that dent on your head? I don't think I have much of a headset dent. I mean, I probably have a little bit of one, but...
Wait, I want to throw that on real quick. Rivers in the desert.
and your live fruity one and we are live.
fruity
Joker versus she don't want the one
Did we beat Sona last night no
No.
No.
Gonna get sticky.
Anyways.
Not even halfway through.
Yeah guys.
not even halfway there yet.
Okay bro, why are you putting me up there, man?
Can we listen to the better official remix of this song?
What are you fucking doing, bro?
Sona haters not realizing persona 4 is getting started right after 5.
Yeah!
Yeah man!
Pretty sure those are bad guys.
For sure!
Yeah!
Ground and pound!
Yeah!
Oh really?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You would have liked Persona 4 a lot, what a shame.
What I have?
But Streets are telling me that some mysterious character named Teddy is worse than Morgana.
I got a pillow soup hello chat
Will you play before revival
You would have you have a chat would have fucking ruined it so hard
Wait, is it true that chat went crazy during the pancake scene someone in chat said that when it got like revealed
But I don't remember that honestly. I think I was just paying attention to game at that point
They all scammed those are bad guys
I see I see yeah
Spider-fist is ready for some of what feels bad if you play persona five first
Well, what if persona five revival goes sicko mode and then in persona five
I have a Persona 4 revival, they have the fucking like other Persona user fights like they do in Persona 5
and you get to fight Joker and then everyone goes
YOOOOO
when he summons Arsene
thoughts?
Hey Super, hit it off with this girl and I mentioned watching you and she ghosted me, why did you do this?
I didn't do anything bro. I'm sorry to hear that happen you King grand and pound maybe you deserve it though
I don't know are you a creep or something?
Check this out. Okay last thing and then we got a sponsor to start
Jaylin Brunson a little bit of pictures in a really hop on the top of this frays area
Polymarket, the world's biggest payouts.
Yeah, thanks for that, bro.
Great video, brother.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!
Bum bum bu dun bum bu dun bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
A REEEVA IN A NOOOOON!
Kind of hit that, no?
Oh, I heard it in my title real quick.
Um, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, um, bro, this, these freaking goobers, okay, guys,
I think it's about sponsored time.
X-Rangepoint Marvel Rivals, and then we have to pin this at the top, it pins you to the
the top of my chat room?
You like that?
Fucking pins you to the top of my chat room.
Now stay there.
Yeah, I make sure it stays pinned this time.
I didn't frick it up.
Wait, let me get a big stretch.
guys it's about that time again y'all it's about that freaking time y'all
It is about that time.
Guys, this stream is sponsored by Marvel Rivals.
Thanks to Rivals for sponsoring this stream.
Guys, season eight is out.
Pretty awesome.
With my, honestly, I'll say it, I mean, I'm sponsored, but my opinions is unearthed.
I'm sponsored, but my opinion is unsponsored with in my opinion the coolest character they've released in some time
Dino it's a dinosaur. I
Like the dino
But yeah guys, season 8 is out, new character, you guys know how it is.
They're always having free updates with new characters who are free to play and new teamups
and new costumes and a whole bunch of things so uh go play the game because it's free to play
and it's sick and awesome can you move the tail or is it cosmetic check this out bro not only can
you move the tail, but it's a quick melee. It does damage.
Alright, we're gonna have to watch this video. I don't think we actually watched this one yet.
Yeah, season eight battle pass.
What if I grab a Jeff by the tail and...
So, wait a minute.
Yo, Steph!
Steph!
Are you sure it was Magneto?
Wait, I see her.
You can tell you haven't touched a girl in at least five years you're so stupid anyways
and wrong by the way also let me check your profile picture real quick oh you're so lucky
you don't have one. Oh, you're so lucky. Anyways, um, that's cool.
Mean to chat on sponsor. Hey, they don't say I can't call people out for being
dumb and in the brief. I don't have to tell you guys. I don't have to tell you,
bro.
Oh, we look at the battle pass, shall we?
I mean, we just looked at it on the trailer, but we get to actually look at it.
What does Dino do?
You want us to look at that real quick.
So his bite applies a bleed that deals continuous percentage damage.
His right-click is a little bit silly.
It's also a bleed that does percent damage, but it slows them and probably the most broken
part is this.
Get your ass over here, flybot.
grounds flying it enemies which is like nasty okay it's like not it's like
bugging a little bit but you saw it
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom um what else his E is a shield that
follows him around and then it blocks damage if people are inside of it they
slowed. His F is gigabytes that does more damage against bleeding targets. Okay I
missed, don't look at that, it's embarrassing.
Bum bum bum. Is Dino a male or female? I don't know, I'm gonna assume male but I
have no idea.
Oh
And then his old
Massive movement speed boost while leashing earth shattering stomps that launch enemies in a fly a bleed this game now. I don't have my old hold on
Dino
Dinosaur and then his shift is a jump in but
Um
If you're all if they're already bleeding
You can grab them and throw them if you use your shift on them
So let me kill this guy and then
Well
I know I kind of thought he was gonna be bad because of how big he is and how easy it is
to headshot him but he kind of is pretty sustainable.
I don't know I only played it in the play test like two days ago so I have to try more
but
Cuz his his passive that he takes less crit damage
So who knows we'll see
My eye itches somebody help me and jumps off the map
Wait, is Cyclops tough?
Anyways!
Full Land Shark!
Freaking Jeff!
behold me human torch who does he think he is bro and my ass is bigger than his
unworthy Thor
gore was right gore the god butcher when are they adding gore to Marvel
rivals.
Madonna. Wow. Oh my god, I'm so sorry I scrolled on accident. Untamed Overlord. Yo, is Magnet
don't really that guy like is he really just like that why is he so shredded
Under the same moon.
I forgot about this game.
Infinity Thing.
Ben Ascension.
Wait, this is kind of tough.
Patriot.
Can you put a shirt on bro?
you're blowing that horn weak as hell. Barrier Buster. Wait, wait Steph are you here still
Oh, I think I did see this I think step where you at bro
do you guys think roe would be into a guy like me what do you think guys
You're kind of built like Gambit true true
She did it Wolverine was 5 foot 4 in the comic so maybe okay well I'm not 5 foot 4.
I'm 5'10.
His staff maybe?
Anime are you dumb bro?
Are you stupid?
Wait, I just realized what is the dino's uh, oh, I would say what's his freaking like signature
look like but it's just moon girls, never mind.
Ultron.
I guess he was the claw mark next to it.
Psylocke.
I think Himindy and Bane and Potato Lord?
Ah, what do I have to do now?
Oh, wait, what the heck is this?
No, I don't.
Devil Dinosaur Dance Showcase in Times Square Disco Club, shall we?
OH MY!
YOW!
Well, I wanted Jeff to get on my back real quick.
I thought that was a thing that could happen.
We know.
Invite someone to play as Jeff and showcase the dinosaur riding Jeff?
Wait, what?
How is that possible?
How does the dinosaur ride Jeff?
What's happening in the chat right now?
Only 2k, 1k from Facebook, 2k but begging in Times Square.
TikToks stop paying as well, top 5 lies.
So you're like 30 and doing this?
I'm clip farming bro, lemau, FRXD, says goth mommy.
Wow, go file for unemployment.
I'm 17 and making bank and a free to play game.
Clip farming weirdo, just admit your line to people, sure gang.
mad that y'all made it to my clips lying and trying to save it 17 at heart 47 in
body you are not flats you ain't flats bro
guys what do we think about super TF though I know he isn't flat but I think
he's still cool
anyway maybe I need to go Jeff
Wait, how would they just they stop typing after I said that wait nobody else typed after I said that
Well, how do I how do I
It's an emo
Well, what's the heap gotta oh geez I don't know how to do it go to the store wait
Wait, hold on, here I be.
Are you trolling me?
About an email?
What are you trolling me bro?
Go to special.
It's a free Jethy mode.
How do you guys know this?
Go back down.
Am I being trolled?
Emotes?
You skipped it.
There's Jeff the Landshark.
Go to Jeff on the hero tab and get it from there.
Did am I stupid? Emotes.
No. No. No.
Guys, which one is it?
Jeff Rodeo! Is it this one?
good. Okay. Now we go back to Times Square. Wait, they're still going. They're still going.
Wait, hop on, bro.
Hop on.
This is so dumb.
What are we watching?
This is so dumb
What are we watching? Wait, anybody else getting chills
Where where where's Hank's thing to like change your oh the the the the Pimini sandwich
How big can I get?
Am I gonna get big or I'm gonna get really small? Oh my god
wait can I can I make someone to ride me if I'm small like I have this giant
Dino ride me
Hop on bro hop on
What is he on me what just happened?
You hop on man.
Yo, anybody want to hop on?
I'm so small.
Bro, did you even see me?
Wait, does anyone care about me?
guys wait someone's picture is loading okay we're good I'm devil dino your
devil diner dino are there any other devil dinos I should know about yeah
bro I'm here what's up bro
oh she shrinks down to my size
Is that rogue riding that's rogue right?
All you ladies out there that's also the determining factor and if he can date you what if they
can shrink down to my size are you stupid wait I'm gonna take where we have to go to
the disco club as well. Where the hell is that even at? I kind of forgot. We'll figure it out together.
I think it's down the subway somewhere.
But I'm so small and there's just big giant dinosaurs everywhere.
Pete, my don't know for the one time. Are you trolling? You're sending links in during a sponsor.
Surely you're smarter than that, right?
Thanks for the ride, little guys, as Dr. Fardass.
Well, how do I dance as the dino?
Do I have to go back to normal size to dance?
Slash dance?
Does that work?
No, you're trolling me.
You're gonna make me look like an idiot.
Particle status
you
you
you
you
you
You
Awesome
I'm so fast.
Share a photo.
Should I be looking at these on stream?
Oh, it's just photos in game.
Okay.
Okay, that's not though.
I think it's viewer game time guys.
Alright, what I have to do, let me think about this.
Okay, so I have to play Devil Dinosaur,
and I have to get a kill within five minutes,
at least one kill, and then people get codes if I do.
But that should be free.
That should be free.
How do I do it, let's just do a competitive domination, well, we'll do domination on Hydra
base because why not.
And then...
Okay, um, opening the lobby.
Oh wow.
Oh wow.
Who we got in here?
Titan? I got chills.
Shared a photo.
For what?
Shared another photo. That's the same guy.
I like this email.
I haven't been watching twitch as much as I hope you are thriving King much love.
Thanks bro.
I'm trying to figure out how to balance these teams.
This is like okay but maybe we take like a gold player and call it a day.
I
Take your hero or feelings. Yeah, hello, hello, hello
Guys we got Mike's what's going on y'all
Guys
We got Mike's everybody
hi what up playing some Marvel rivals
brand new season 8 it's awesome isn't it
it's great I love Devil Dinosaur and I
love the Cyclops why did you sweater
he's not even out yet bro I'm he's not
even out I but I I like Cyclops now
that's cool but like you ever seen
X-Men 97? He was tough. They brought back Ray Chase. That was awesome.
Oh! Where's that Punisher? Hop on, bro.
Holy fuck. You are so loud.
I'll ride you in the battle, my Jockey.
Dino Jockey!
Hit one.
All I gotta do is get one kill within five minutes. I mean that should be free, you know
Shit they have a Wolverine. They're gonna throw you like a like
Oh, yeah, it'll not punch her up there now
Oh my god
Now kill Bruce Wayne and I got a kill and codes for chat it's that simple guys with
a guy like me on the field.
And I got a second kill.
Help me!
Oh shit it is this time.
Move down.
How come no one is even playing the dinosaur?
What the hell, boring?
Wow.
Guys?
I'm coming back guys!
Hop on my back bro.
We're going in the battle. Don't worry your dino's almost here with ultimate
Yeah
Kill Wolverine kill Logan. I'm gonna spring lock
I'm scared this is so silly now.
Why is no one on the dino, sore?
Why is no one on the dino, sore?
Let's go.
What on the enemy team did the vision for that?
Wait, Dino is- Wait, this one was disgusting.
I just ripped her out of her hole.
Wait, that's a gas?
Wait, my Adam's huge?
The Bruce.
What's up?
No!
Wait guys, is the dino busted?
Good job team.
Too easy.
They lost because they don't have a double dinosaur.
I know!
We do not want to see your spider-man bro, I promise you that oh wait super look at this
What you got back?
30 seconds before you attack.
Get ready.
Avengers assembled.
Guess it's up to us to save people.
Holy.
That was tough as hell.
Look at my, wait check out my walk though.
You see this?
The world's about to end.
You gotta be kidding.
Look who's talking.
I'm not a cold-blooded killer like you.
The battle starts in five.
3, 2, 1!
All you need to do is capture the mission area. Got it?
Bum, bum, bum, bum!
Yo!
What they haven't done enough? Uh-oh.
Oh, I don't know.
OOOH!
Uh-oh. Why did my Jeff die first?
I'm sorry, I got hate by the other Jeffs.
Can you play the girl with the booty short? It's what, bro?
Kind of a road?
I also don't have that skin yet. It's at the end of the battle pass, bro.
Oh
What oh my god, it's freaking it wait, it's all the devil's trolling me man. Hey, it really wasn't
Oh my god, there's too much.
I don't want to die.
So, can I add- oh wait, we don't- wait, this guy actually was quite a- he's not on Atom anymore.
Oh my god, no!
Does a Lord Icon do bonus damage?
Says Deadpool.
Wait.
I
Require some aid Adam is so tough
Hey guys, I have all I'm gonna go crazy with it
up on my bag, bro
Why I got the whole guy
He's getting owned actually
No, no killer killer killer killer shark, please please
Please!
Please!
Wheeee!
I can't hit him, just report me.
It's okay?
Um...
I would just blame Sham here.
No mic and trolls are confidence-raup?
Zero dash, playing for KD, I see it.
Yeah, like, it's just weird, bro.
No kills with the ult, wait a minute.
They didn't even save the ult for next round?
Oh my god, man.
Wait, they wasted two ult's?
The enemy just has too much aura.
Guys, I think we need our team comp from round 1. Thoughts on that? Wait, is my mic working?
Oh, hello? Oh, there we go. Guys, I think we need our team comp from round 1. Thoughts
on that, y'all?
30 seconds before you attack. Get ready.
I'm dead.
Oh.
How is he running like that? Is he a controller? What is his animation?
my friend
then again it might be best to keep your anger for now
at least until this battle is over
is the dinosaur new?
oh i mean devil dinosaur?
new character for season 8 of marvel rivals?
yes he is now
what?
all you need to do is capture the mission area
got it?
holy fuck i'm fast
press p and c because i'm console?
no but smithy is
Some assistance please.
Relax, I'll handle it.
Yeah, there's- yeah.
What is going on? What is going on, guys?
I'm getting ran over.
I mean, look at this KD player, man!
Let's ride
He's gonna look at you and hope that yeah
I'm getting trolled by Deadpool
I think so sparky
We're going on a flank. We're going on a little flank here.
Here's the Hulk. He's behind the shell of me. Help!
No way.
I mean like, Punisher? We gotta hit those, bro. Posterity?
bro its impossible what do I do I'm getting owned a little bit
oh my god wait
I'm going sick oh wait oh my god oh my god holy shit okay one of the team
I
Like a take that
Judge I mean like they're running that up on this support with gambit like a guy's movie
I mean triple support game
Yeah, I got the top.
You actually...
Bruce Wayne is farming and he lived.
Get a few more touches, maybe.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, man!
I mean...
No...
Guys, his name is Bruce Wayne.
I see it. I see it.
He says, I can't do more?
Oh my...
Better Dino wins?
You're so lucky that I had a throwing Spider-Man and Black Panther.
This was not a dyno- a dyno death.
You simply...
You simply got lucky.
What do you say?
What the hell and blaming me?
Guys I have codes to give out. I'm just gonna drop them in chat. I don't know how else to do this.
Here's one code.
Here's another code.
And then maybe I'll edge you guys for the third one.
Right now! Oh my god that was quick. I was freaking fast on that one. Geez.
Okay wait, now what am I doing? Dino jousting.
Oh this sounds... wait how am I... how do I do this?
Two rounds, each round invites three viewers into a custom game for a 2v2 showdown.
Each team has one player play as the Punisher and one player plays as the Devil Dinosaur.
How do I do this though?
How do I make it like 2v2?
Can I like, can I sh-
Are you stupid?
Okay, hold on.
I think I have to make a new lobby.
And then...
I need only wait but how am I gonna how do we do this what's the best way to do
this I guess there's domination again I don't know they don't really give me much
here I'm I guess I have to just figure out the best way to do it huh click
arcade arcade no let's try though okay I'll just open it and close it real quick
Okay, arcaded in second page.
No, it's 6v6 18v18 1v6.
I get what if I just like throw people over here?
Okay, they're just gonna join
You just need two on each team
Well, we got it we got to get snowball as my freaking my teammate, right?
Why is pink so high bro, yeah, I'm gonna have to just like remove a bunch of people. Oh
My god not report. Okay you who keeps joining in and out
I'm gonna have to remove you, bro.
Remove you.
Remove you.
Remove you.
Get you in there.
Get you in there.
Listen, I'll let you guys stay in the lobby if you don't roll.
You guys can chill.
Because we have something to do after this, too.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh here we go again. Oh here we go again, bruh.
You know what's crazy? I think a lot of these are like hacked accounts too.
Cause if you look at like the creation data of some of them, it's like...
Yo hello?
Soap on. How you doing?
Yo what's up Snowball?
what's up what are we doing why is your ping so high bro I'm on the move dog wait
he said he doesn't have a teammate oh wait I messed this up hold on
I
Okay, take two you want to be the dinosaur or the punisher bro
Uh, I don't know what do you want to be I don't know man
Maybe you'll be the dinosaur because I'm lagging it.
I'm lagging!
I'll be the dinosaur bro, you better pop off though.
No ball always hits his leg.
Well, why does your mic sound bad? Why is your pink so high like what is going on with you in this game, bro?
Oh, you tell me my mic sounds bad your mic sounds like shit. I don't know
I
Am getting a little bit sick. Can you hop on my back?
How do I do that?
No, I figured it out. Don't worry about it. I
Do have a welcoming presence. This is true
I'm trying to hit my leg what's with the not a lot of fucking custom games anymore
What okay first of all let's tone down the square a little bit so you all sorry I didn't
Do it my best all right he got after am I meant to get off the dinosaur who do I shoot?
Do I shoot the dinosaur or do I fucking punch him?
Yeah, bro, blow your shotgun and fuck the dinosaur, bro!
Do I hop on my back? Hop on?
I'm lagging.
I'm lagging!
Alright, bro, get that fucking cap at the point.
I mean, bro, he almost killed me. You see this?
Like, that's what you need to do.
I couldn't have done more.
I don't know if I believe that bro.
No, I'm low. I need to collect some health packs.
We're a master of three. I'm silver.
Well, I gotta collect some health packs. Hold on.
How do I heal?
Well, you don't.
Cause I need the health fix.
You're greedy, bro.
Is there a health kit there? You got it?
Alright, let's go hop on.
Yo, pop, pop, pop, pop! Stop pumping, bro!
You got that you win those you want I'm so pumped what how did you die I didn't
die you didn't die you just need a person get in there and I'm just better I'm just
better it is what it is bro I'm just better I'm just better job yeah I'm
I'm kind of hard carrying right now, bro.
I don't know about Ben.
Bro, why does it always happen with Marvel Rivals?
Like, what is going on, bro?
What kind of child got access to an army of bots?
Can we do something about this?
This is what they wanted you to do.
Bro, we're popping off chill on you right now.
Pump that shield down.
That was one thing. Hit the button, bro.
Wow, I'm hard carrying.
You killed this guy, right? It's all you?
and it's just that he's not fucking swarming like that i'm sorry for the for my french but can you like
chill on that keep him out of your mouth it's hot there it's hot day bro
i'm lagging why you always yelling at me though because you're not locked in man
i'm so locked in you're not locked in
press tab who's the ace it's not wearing gold okay these days
I killed him I'm gonna die because I'm doing everything and you're doing
nothing I impulse me how he's got jokes are you want to try you want to try the
dinosaur I'll show you how to play punisher bro yeah let me well I don't
know how to do the dino but I'll figure it out quite better than you stepping out
of the shadows you heard people I heard you
Let me hop on bro.
30 seconds before you attack.
Get ready.
What's this?
What is it?
What's this?
What's my E in pain?
Your E is a bubble.
You press that button after you chomp them once or right click as a beam and then your
old stomp.
Well the thing is it's like, it's not even like Netties is, it's like someone has like
an army of bots and they just like, I don't know, they just spam it.
Apparently it's been a problem.
In the Raelos category for a while now, so, I don't know.
I
Left shift you'll figure if someone's bleeding press shift in them you pick them up
What's bleeding like chocolate wants it in shit
I'm dead. I'm a dino gap. We're done. Oh, yeah, there's what it is
I don't play the dinosaur. I told you I don't want to play the dinosaur
Let's ride transfer went through on
BAM BAM BAM BAM
Hi Mr. T.F.
Shall we?
This is getting a little bit slow, huh?
How did my dinos just...
Ah, no, you chill on me, bro. I don't know.
I don't know how to play the dinosaur. I'm going by I got this guy
I'm just better. I'm just I'm moving. Yeah, I move different but it was a team though, but it was there was you and me
We did well mostly me but
Come on devil. Let's run. Mostly me. There's no me and we
Make sure I'm reloaded. All right, I'm ready to get active
Let's go early that's a surprise attack
Well that was me, I think, mostly.
I literally re-pumped the dinosaur, by the way, fun fact.
Because he wasn't moving right, because he didn't expect us to be there so early.
Can you let me hop on you bro? I need to ride you bro, let's go.
Let's ride!
Get the hell out of here!
I need help!
Judge!
I'm scared! You eat it! You eat it!
I'll take it! That one might have been me.
You are nothing without Snowboard!
I'm telling you I eat five minutes ago
You what you ate five minutes ago?
No, I eat I pressed my E five minutes
Yeah, they might be hiding waiting for us around a corner or something
Yeah, that's a real they're not gonna think of that. That's too smart
Hey, look at these
I mean, I don't know what the ultimate does I mean, wait, do you all talk? Oh my god. Yeah, I used my all
Well, we're gonna get the point faster. Just stop. We're starting with the points that were the point
They ain't seen nothing yet
I'm so slow. I know what is this?
I try to hit a crazy roll out man
I
Think it's for the best
So why 81 what snowball 81 bro, I
Just I like that number. I don't know it's no ball. Believe it or not someone already took that the Punisher
I'm not a hero. Hi
So like were you born in 1981 or something or what?
I'm 22 years young so no I wasn't. I was 192-3.
Wait a minute then how did we go to the same high school together if I'm 26 you're 22.
Cause I'm a genius. And I wanted to be there for my fucking last year because I was doing online.
Cause I went to Overwatch.
I got moved up a couple of grades on account of I'm a very smart man.
Prove it.
You remember when you pissed yourself during the fitness grand pacer test?
test had been that long
it did you got to like beat number six you just pissed your pants I had to hold
you by your ankles over the hand dryer to dry your pants off and everyone
called you fitness grand piss a test for the rest of the year no one called me
that by the way that's what that's the real reason you left school yeah can you
walk in get us in there man
I mean, that's how you play dinosaur right there.
Do I get stuck on a wall? Or do I do all the worse?
That's my trailing, huh?
Fitness? I see them ready.
I'm ready.
you got that you got that right that's all you and you dropped me wait if we go back
just we gotta go fast we go fast we go fast why do we gonna go fast cuz they're low they're
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we get active.
I'm ready.
Easy.
Where are you going to bleed out?
Okay, we're dropping me.
Not.
They bite me, bro.
You go find a health kit.
That's how you are.
So greedy.
Bro, I have 800 total health bro, I'm taking the burn of the damage here.
And I have 300, and so I should get priority on the health tank.
You're still in front of health kit?
I don't know the map, I'm not John, I'm not a fucking...
Where's this guy going? Is he lagging out? What is that?
Let's go get your health skill, let's go, let's go, you go get that one down there.
Why did you lie about this pisser thing by the way? I did not piss my pants.
I did not lie about that, that happened.
No, it did not happen bro.
And it sucks because your mom, until you were 17, packed you an extra pair of pants but
unfortunately it wasn't the only accident that day.
What does that mean?
But when it rains it pours, you know what I mean?
No, I don't.
I didn't have mine yet I mean gap or what it's good you're stealing all my kills I think
I'm just gonna all when we get it just probably pop it like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
uh now now now now zoning out i don't see them don't worry about it zoning out
captain free cap free cap yeah we're objective things oh shit
you got that that's all you have oh yes oh my god yes oh my god it's not
If you didn't add a little bit more damage we kill him by the way get
No, go fast. Just go fast. Just start rolling. Is it a dino gap or what? Just go, just go, just go
I'm going I'm going as fast as possible
Yeah, hop on hop on hop on
We actually win this we actually win this we go we go shoot shoot the pressure. Why are you smoking yourself?
Come on, get him!
Do anything, do anything, do anything!
Do anything, do anything!
And it's that easy!
Yeah, we got it, we got it, we got it.
I was trying to aim it, I didn't know we had a smart.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're welcome, bro.
Snowball morning back?
You're welcome.
That hurts from carrying Super Ball.
What?
Ain't that the truth.
Ain't that...
that row is the only guy in the lobby with sub 10k damage where is the sob
emoji now sob
prehistoric streamer obviously good in the dinosaur
Well, I think I have more codes to get out because of that
Here's one for you guys and here's another one
Wait now now shit's gonna get a little bit silly guys
Now they want me to do 18 of verses 18
only dinosaurs. Okay! Okay!
Alrighty. Drake may MVP should probably kick this guy from the lobby
Truthfully, but
We need one more person, okay, we're good we're good all right shall we
Can't even fill a lobby, bro. I got 36 people in here plus more because there's some inspectors
I mean I can't even fill a lobby, bro
All right guys
Hop on the dinos
Yes, sir
Um
Who the hell's Masayoshi Shido?
Yeah, who's a Masayoshi Shido here?
Okay, my PC is dying
I'm lagging. I'm lagging. I'm lagging.
You're in the lead now. Try and make it last. They've come from behind. But you can still
turn this around.
Bro, when everyone starts ulting, it's going to get real nasty.
What?
Okay, I think the play is we play back and we just keep popping our bubbles and right-clicks.
Maybe?
Are you so smart Q?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just stay back and make sure we have our bubbles up
Oh my god, what's happening? We're losing.
Uh, why are you staying?
Uh, you care?
Who's, someone in, yo, who's wearing mayo 18 on their team?
He's my guy, he's my guy.
I might be the guy.
I'm getting jumped.
I'm getting jumped.
What is happening?
Is your PC doing alright? I can't lie.
I'm not rich.
I got like 90-100 frames we're doing okay.
That's who the Zyno bro!
I'm lagging.
Yo stun!
He used the stun!
Help!
The Zyno is one!
I don't want
How's the bit rate guys?
Oh my god!
Wait, wait, wait, we're actually in!
I got two?
There's a guy over there!
You're so big!
Yo, tell me how they have 10 more kills than us. Who's doing nothing? Who's at the bottom?
Yo, mind's eye? Pick it up, bro.
I think we have positive odds to do that.
I appreciate you stalling out like that.
Let's keep it positive, man.
What is happening?
Wait, Raring Gold took down Raring Mayo?
Bish!
Wish up to the guy.
Oh hell no, what is this bro?
Alright nobody die.
Bad news, we're getting chopped up.
Nobody fucking die.
Oh my god.
Wait, what are you getting?
Wait, is this just a tie?
Look at that, I thought it went to 100, I'll be honest.
There's a 125.
Wait, we'll get into the round of old stuff.
You're doing a great job, bro.
We don't got a lot of the guys.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I almost had a shot.
I don't got a lot of the guys.
Oh my god, oh my god! I almost have them, I almost have them!
Yo, chill chill chill, we can't die right now!
I'm getting great!
Okay, nobody die! Nobody die!
My god
The banana man, what did the banana man do bro
Wait, I top damaged when I literally top damaged
How do I get you in the lobby that haven't played?
How do I do this?
You had early access to this character bro?
Let's relax.
Okay, so what?
What if I just do this?
But like, how do I get the odd?
And start
You know I got some better dinos on my team or what
You're all on the team
Hey, yeah, we got some better dinos the last game or what's going on here?
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, are you on your web cam? No, bro
Yeah, your mic sounds pretty ass, bro. Yeah, it's kind of bad
I can't play
Oh, that's just rivals
Hey, you can't even play
Oh my god, you're so British
Where in Britain are you from, bro?
Bring it, bring it out, Britain
That's the, uh, um, England?
Are you from Smith, Birmingham or what?
No, no, no
Not Smith, I don't know, okay
Yo, these guys are punisher!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, where the name come from?
That's okay
Oh, okay
Yeah, I got traumatized, Mind's Eye, and Champ.
I got it.
I got it.
Wait, what were their names?
Mind's Eye?
You got to go, Dak, you got to go, Sham, you got to go, and there was one more, who was
Who else?
Did Genix was on Spider-Man?
You gotta go.
Kiku fan for being a weed?
Drake may for being a Patriots fan? You gotta go.
Take two, Dino only y'all.
3, 2, 1, I was Drake main, sad, Philly back, as expected, what, bro?
Oh my, yo, yo, yo, yo, wait guys, guys, guys, guys, we just not gapped.
I got mine.
Can you die, huh?
Nice.
Hi.
All I'm saying is everyone in chat is gonna be thrilled
when the Pats get puddled next season
because they have a real schedule.
Everyone, by the way.
Well, we're back, we're back, we're back.
But you can still turn this around.
Oh my god, oh my god, I can't see, I can't see.
Someone help me, I'm getting stimmed.
Yo, what's Dr. Fortes?
I mean, how do you lie?
I can't see it.
Oh, I can't see it.
Yeah, I can't see anything, man.
This is, um...
Why, how much have all teams?
How much damage am I doing right now?
Surely it's a lot, right?
Y'all make it so much space!
Infinite space!
Oh my god.
How am I not at the top of the leaderboard?
You said Dino, why am I here bro? I have good calls.
You know what is happening?
Thunder Lizards!
I
Did you kill her guys it's really about the people who use the boat games like me free lock in there
Like
Imagine an Adam Warlock when I would love to go
I don't know how to run there
Can't leave him there, I think I'm in there, girl
Yes sir, I am carrying
I literally had most damage in the last game
Look at this fool, fool
I don't see at the top, though
Okay bro, I had most damage in the last game
Kill him, mate
Winnable?
As we haven't been waiting so far to cry our souls in our lives here y'all.
Oh my god.
The kill is done.
Wait, what the hell, they have a Raring Barrel at 18, what the hell?
A fraud?
Who the hell is that?
I think we have the big one.
We won!
And that's fine.
Woo!
But how am I 11th bro? I have most damage. Actually no. I actually have most damage.
I have third most damage.
I was below Sheeto.
Oh my god, bruh.
Buh-duh, buh-duh.
Alright, well that was fun.
We get to go play regular games now.
Wait, I had most deaths.
can't be true. Thanks for playing chat. I hope you guys had fun. I had a lot of fun
playing season 8 in the custom games with my viewers with a new character, Dino Devil
dinosaur. Free to play by the way.
What rank am I in co... is that Plat?
Wait, what rank am I?
Am I Plat now?
How fast are Q's in this game?
Well, I'm playing ranked.
Wait, I honestly want to play some Adam Warlock.
Should I bust out my Adam?
are you the perfect human yeah I will bring peace to this universe
I'm good until I read that if you play Adam I'm you'll listen bro you ain't seen it
Adam, let me chill a little bit.
Give it a chance, y'all.
Adam's actually really good.
I said, if you play Adam, I'm throwing the game.
Just trust the process, man.
Don't worry about it.
Why do you actually sound manly on the map?
What do you mean bro?
Relax I'll handle it
Wait is that foxes lord icon wait she's kind of tough no
Dammit this guy knew who I was I was trying to like if I see an atom bed I alt-ed forward by the way
I will bring peace to this universe no matter the cost
I
Know techie but I think it's a minute our gear old guy and Senma and Kearnan. Thanks guys
The naked Adam skin I will bring peace to this universe. No matter the cost why they ban iron face you got buffed
actually not so close wait let me see if I can go away
watch real quick
oh wow
you alright?
actually pretty good looking
wait solo tank rogue are we about to get dominated?
Wait, check me out!
Can I roll on the mic?
What was this guy talking about, bro?
So, we'll take roll?
Alright, let's see what I do here.
Let's see if I find truly a perfect human skill.
Wait, guys, I need a sense change, I think.
Right up here.
Wait, I didn't turn my sense, maybe?
They have a black cat, is black cat nasty at diving back on?
Surely she is, right?
Who just pulled me in?
What the hell?
Oh you float now with soul bar I forgot about that
We guys am I washed
You belong in flat
Well, I gotta change my sense, it's all of these guys.
It's a sense issue for sure.
It's a little too slow, I think, for a guy like me.
Guys, where's my Chon-S DPS?
What is happening?
No, they're back!
I got two, y'all!
I got two!
Chill out, y'all!
Say, look, get off the toilet, man!
Give me another tank!
I got two guys!
I think the cat's still around here somewhere.
when she's invisible I can find her
she's in the area
I found her, she's back here
we're gonna make me upset
wait, does Adam need buffs?
she's making her way over
oh, they're already on thing, okay, it might be Thanos
found her
no, he's not saying, no, she's saying
said it. No! Oh my god, man! Great, quick sense trick.
I'm everywhere...
That's not that vehicle!
We're gonna be 2.4, and I win the game by the way.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, boy, guys, do I suck?
How do you carry games these days?
Do I gotta go to dino?
Wait, did we ban the dino?
Bum-bum-bum, boh-duh-bum.
You're chilling and not even on the new character, what are you doing?
First of all, I'm not chilly. I'm playing the game. Second of all, I just played the new character for like an hour, right?
How did no one die there?
That's one.
You want a strange low? I promise, not a troll.
I'm nasty. I literally still got it by the way.
She wasn't there. She was one. I think she got out just for flank at him
I'm not my Adam's actually insane what course bro
This time, I need healing.
Casually walks away from you.
Wait, I'm big.
I'm literally chilling, by the way.
I'm literally chilling.
I'm literally chilling.
No!
Oh, he's one.
Don't even sweat it, I got my cocoon, guys.
Kill the snarky short.
LOL, short now.
Like I won, like I won, that's it.
Relax, I'm handle.
Killer, just right next to you.
Killer man!
Well, that's my sense, guys. I gotta- I gotta- I gotta- I gotta think I gotta raise my sense. I'll slightly bit a- a slightly more bit. Attack.
It's always when I shit some coal down.
Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish, Trish.
We- we'll just stop the cart.
You down?
So what do we think about the strange so far, guys?
strange I mean the Adam LOL he just asked yeah they're strange might not be
great my out
I'm out
that's not good don't worry guys we have a resin coming
I gotta go
the game bro. Yeah hit a flank real quick. Good flank. I'm stuck on the sweeper to debris.
We all like Devil Dinosaur by the way.
P.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
B.I.S.
universe, no matter the cost.
Are you laughing or is that nerd?
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
You're a 50 year old co-worker huh?
Is that the one you complained about the other day or what?
Well not you said you couldn't fucking stand or is this a different one?
Okay I kind of want to run with BP and dive with him
Yeah run with me bro, run with me, okay
Run with me, I'm swapping as soon as I swiped the thing, run with me bro
You guys are gonna be good?
One backflip?
Will I be good?
Relax, I'll handle it.
Alright.
Stop there, man.
Oh, shit.
They're good.
Whoops, I missed my dash.
What is that thing right there in the corner?
Nooo!
That was a dead Jeff right there.
We're gonna kill them all, 4 seconds.
They don't know I slugged it.
Walk, walk, walk team, walk!
Press W!
He's gonna talk.
Don't you watch that?
That's not good, bro.
I think that works, man.
You're flying his teammate's speed when you have a storm.
Wait, what?
Winds of change.
Oh, we got Bukie.
But they're cheap.
They're portaling.
Oh, my god.
I'm so good.
I gotta go, I gotta go.
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
And their own thing.
Oh
Guys are we short black cat is good. I feel like she's kind of fun. Maybe this is just a flat black cat
That's that again
You are in flat okay, but I'm obviously not a flat player bro
All right, we're gonna wait if we're Sierra like we'd be serious that is fuck
But I'm so clearly not flat thanks man that cat is
I see my backlight backlight. Yes, sir
I haven't even seen a shot. Maybe I am.
Wait, I'm embodying? Give me a sec.
Oh hell no!
Oh hell no.
Yo, I'm with you. I'm with you, bro.
They know.
Alright.
Analyze.
Oh shit.
Get this one.
Get this one.
I'll leave it.
I'll leave it.
I'll leave it.
There's a bug behind us.
A bug.
I think it's also here.
I'm kind of stuck.
Wait.
Hold on.
Analyze.
These are strangely gears.
Guys, is this like...
Wait, I'm winning the game?
Is this an FG?
It's a GG, I guess.
GG.
Guys is this like
I'm winning the game?
Is this an FG guys?
And there's the MVP Adam Warlock
You're so powerful, you are so powerful
Holy shit
What can I say y'all?
Wait, hit the base top?
Another epic victory big win Wow looking cool Adam
Looking cool, Adam.
Looking cool, Adam.
Do you think you want to be today?
Or maybe you are the carry-on piece in this universe. No matter the cost. Yo, what's up guys?
I'm gonna vanish from this match
Why did I drop the sob
Are you guys doing
Are you guys can't see chat?
You guys?
man they're not responding man these corny ass fucking teammates bro do not
I'll save pirate software boys bro chill.
Shut up Deadpool.
Pick your hero.
Or villain.
I'm not judging.
Wait guys, is it true by the way? I haven't seen I haven't listened myself. I only saw a clip on Twitter
Is it true that Drake referenced Jaylen Hertz and the Eagles in one of his new albums?
That actually happened
Yeah?
He mentioned you too?
Wait a minute.
The Wakanda spawn Romanican is bad with it.
Okay team, let's go!
Yippee!
cat your Jordan's face on mr. fantastic
you know my dad oh my dad oh my dad oh my dad oh my dad
Oh my god, wait, Adam gets a farm dino.
Where's his yellow pootrel, apparently that's only a team up with Storm, I didn't even know
he had one.
Oh, you learn something new every day.
This stream is so super cool dude.
Oh my god.
The dinosaur taking too much damage though.
and you missed destiny awaits this dream is going to install and boot up one of our
rivals thanks for sponsors a wonderful influence yeah I try my best to I'm glad you see it
I'm glad you see it.
That's a hell of a truck of blame for being on that coming at him.
I'll fly out of there.
I'm not solo resing my uh my freaking bucks for
A crazy character
But maybe she is good I can pass it a visit
Fantastic is bouncing on it
Am I gonna die?
Um, don't want to raise him.
Yeah, everything.
I feel like I have no interest in being a part of that.
Thank you.
Well, we can't kill them!
Yeah, did they have the perfect team comp?
What is this, man?
Wait, what's going on here?
He's after me in this half of the mission area.
Keep going.
Mommy, it's the cat.
She almost got my ass too, Jesus.
When Black Cat goes for your ass...
Sorry, my fault.
That's not where that came from.
No!
My dino swore.
I killed a dino.
With the dino one guys
Again and he's dead
She wants me she wants me bad black cat wants me so bad
What a freaking field for men.
Got him.
I'm gonna fly away.
I
Know what needs so much healing. Yeah, but he also gets a lot of bonus health. So it's not as much like it's not
Oh, I'm in on TP for next round
Where there is evil in this universe I will be there to balance it.
Oh shit Adam.
Think, think, think, think.
What is it that you see here Dr. Richards?
Wow guys our Adam is kinda tough.
See be wary my friend line faith in anything even science often leads to catastrophic
consequences
Damn my team has no time for jokes on your Jordan's fake says who me
wait wait wait he's going to say wait it's him wait he's crazy with it
I would advise using caution here by magic
Me on the atom!
I'm flanking out of there.
Man!
Wait.
There's still so much to do I don't know they went hella that's not smart that's just yeah
I don't know they had a head of hella
Notice how effortlessly I adapt to any given situation
Oh
My dinosaur is just because he's just so big just takes infinite damage I fear
But it's kind of sick pose though
Oh my god. Oh my god. No, I don't think I ever got a lot of Adam. I might be close,
but I don't think I got a lot of Luna for what it's worth.
I
Like filled Luna so much
Like I had to bro when she was broken like I filled her all the time. Oh
My god, he just makes a lot of damage on the Wolverine and there's I know
Do I have to change off Adam and go Wolverine in the splat lobby?
If I'm not ass-crack of this game, big F by the way, let's chill, does he knows?
Oh, thank you, peace, night.
High five, Tiffy Toast, we did it.
Guy with no nose.
Your sense is off, I think you're right.
Except there's sense issue for a guy like me.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, it flies away.
I appreciate you.
I am at your service.
I'm not so lucky my magic is what it is
Kind of probably this dinosaur I gotta go high ground
Wait, this is the best reservoir time look at this
I am actually a second chance to focus.
Okay, my movement when I have pain?
No, I'm actually out of here.
And I'll kill you.
You're gonna kill Loki?
No, he's countering me with this freaking thing!
No, bro!
Get in there, Dino!
Press your E button!
And grab a dinosaur!
Shit!
Oh my god, a gym!
Oh my god!
I'm in, I'm in!
Oh my god, bruh!
I
Guys am I a plot I will gladly be the light I need to go on more flanks
But I feel like I can't go on more flanks because my dino is just getting owned by the Wolverine, bro
Third healer.
This conflict is growing more dire with every new challenge that we face.
You're in gold bro? You won V6 in the flank? Um, I'm actually in plat right now.
If Phoenix isn't bad, I would just go Phoenix, but...
I'll check out my flanks here.
I
Mean this magic about the tear apart their back line
i'm just chillin, chillin, just chillin focus on your ammo gun, there's a girl over here
this time i need her
just chill, just f**k
sometimes guys aiming is a mental thing
just thinking about that a little bit
it's just a mental thing, that's all it is
If you just know you're gonna hit the shots you'll hit them.
You know what I mean?
You've rest.
Alright, time to flank.
Thank you. Thank you. That's me on bucket. I hit that. Oh, by the way. Oh, yeah. I got it here real quick.
She's on a widow. Okay, widow a little bit of a different character. I can't lie.
Oh my god. I know.
I don't think we're wasting much damage from this ult.
I think we're cheating a lot.
And we gave a point.
Oh my god.
You know what my problem there was?
I didn't flank.
Big issue for me there.
It's actually fine.
I have 20 million reses incoming.
Again!
You're lost souls.
He's gonna live, you don't need to ask.
Just trust in your aim, you win this, by the way.
My cosmic money return.
There you go, cool.
Just trust in your aim, guys.
Literally, you just gotta have confidence
in yourself as a player.
Why are they coming to my flank?
What the hell?
Bro, I don't think you should soul bond your dinosaur by the way.
He just takes too much damage.
Like you actually just get farmed.
It almost seems bad.
Easy.
Easy. You just kill your whole team with Soulbomb, but that's what it feels like.
Another epic victory!
Wait guys, my projected rank is now Diamond 3.
What do we think about that y'all?
Heroes.
Heroes well, what is my how close am I to I
Don't think change how proficiency works. Am I close to getting the Lord icon at least 17. I need to get the level 20
Wait, I need level 50 wait guys Marvel Rivals marathon till I get level 50 Adam Warlock
Play some Angela.
She's ripped.
Yeah she is.
Hi bro, what are some of you typing right now?
Yeah, dino does probably own her with his right click and he can't get moved, right? Like he's just a
freaking
He's an anchor, bro
I do have 98,000 units, maybe I should buy some skins, huh?
Wait, should we get shirtless iron fist?
Kind of looks like me?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Can you get the rose to the battle pass that would require me to spend
Aligning 11,580 chrono tokens, which means I need how much lattice
A lot
Oh, I gotta stretch.
Wait, oh my god guys, is our sponsor time up already?
No freaking way, man!
Oh, damn it!
Ah...
Frick.
Well, guys!
That was the sponsored portion of the stream for Marvel Rivals.
So thank you Marvel Rivals for sponsoring.
We all had fun and we all enjoyed this by the way.
Um.
Yeah guys, season 8 is out now by the way with the new character Devil Dinosaur.
Dino.
Dino.
It's a Dino.
Dino.
Dino.
Dino.
Dino.
Dino.
Dino.
And he's free to play and all characters are free and the game is free and it's available
on all platforms and there's new cosmetics and team-ups and cool characters like Black
Cat and the new character Devil Dinosaur.
So yeah guys, go play it now and have some fun.
Thanks Marvel Rivals for sponsoring this part of the stream.
Did I re-appreciate it?
Thumbs up.
All right, cool.
Let's turn this off.
Let's go to chat commands, turn Marvel Rivals off.
Let's unpin this.
Let's turn, let's take this out of the fucking title.
Let's...
Yeah.
I'm merely removing all traces of rivals.
It's like you aren't even grateful.
Okay, why would I have something that says I'm sponsored up if I'm not sponsored?
Doesn't even make any sense, bro.
Wait, I finally finished this pass?
Wait.
What the hell?
Wait, is Sylocke a bad with it?
That is bad as you King.
put to rivals now that the sponsor is over. No. No. No. No. Wait, but like what if I played
like another game or two of rivals though?
Piss-a-test saw you play in with snowball earlier tell him Mikey says how's your moto
Can I request the game I mean you can request the game that doesn't mean I'm gonna play it
Tekken?
Wait, we do kinda like Tekken here, don't we?
Why don't we play like another game of Rivals, right?
Like...
You can play like one more game, but I'm not gonna hurt anybody.
How about we have a conversation instead?
What kind of conversation, though?
What kind of conversation?
How about we listen to Rivers in the Desert?
I like that song.
I just themed everywhere last night.
Luna's yummy toes are there too.
I
Will bring peace to this universe. These bots are relentless flat flat's gonna hit with the curse of raw plus the one we had today
Well, is it literally the rival statement
So I'm not gonna fend it off on a rival streamer and has now made it their life's purpose
to be cringe.
It did happen during Odubski yesterday though, that is weird.
So guys, do we like the sponsor or what?
Why can't he get spasmed out of those soft porn Chinese gotcha games?
Um, because we don't what does anybody want to watch those?
When you come back to me, I don't think I am come back to miss me bro
Wait, Blade is so fucking tough.
Wait.
Wait, guys, I think I have to play some more Riders.
I don't know, bro.
I
Tone of like
And even your aim and it will be true just how it is guys
Yeah, is Frank Adam not just like the equivalent of a fucking flank soldier 76 who just like
go just fucking shoots you from afar and then runs away
It's better yeah, I mean I think someone's Adam actually has like worse
Who can res himself and fly away like yeah
It's a little tight here, let me just
that
doctor who down
you should have been
bad atoms are traumatizing
Well, good thing I'm not a bad atom.
What?
Is this like a shield? Or like a matrix?
The white fox thing?
Need you to get away from me.
Hey!
I'm
Out of there
It's a shield
No, I know a white box though. I just forgot if that was a shield or not. Let me get a
good times man
okay calm down
hahahaha
I heard you the first time
alright my fault man
jeez
it's my fault man
I was born to change humanity for the better
Okay now I have to repeat everything three times
I
Don't know Marvel what is this character this is Adam Warlock he's
Like if you're like great all Marvel characters on like a one to ten
Where would Adam Warlock be in the terms of like strength? Where does Adam Warlock lie?
He's got to be like a seven or something or like an eight even baby. I don't know. He's pretty up there
No, like yeah, lower-wide
the hell bro just pin me down
bro can you help me out
yep bro blow blow blow
guys we need to help her have him
he's getting shrunk by the fucking road
I got her low though
They're all low wait we fight this guy's we fight this
Oh
She's so strong
Not really sure about that
Oh
What is happening right now, bro
Like how did she get in our backline there and just was like full health the entire time?
You're way funnier live than on YouTube, you mean that bro?
It's kind of hard to do considering YouTube is like a breakdown of like, you know, the highlights and shit.
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That means Steph has a lot to answer, it's cool.
I'm gonna flank.
You're so positive. I try to be positive. I don't know this
Me down
This freaking road wants me so bad
She wants me so bad
no no
okay it's fine
oh my god they're too less
I mean it was the finest res ever like
No, no, no, no, the Dinos!
I got a touch!
I got a touch!
I'm so good.
I'm gonna fall out!
Oh my god, oh my god, I didn't too much!
I am born and new
I require some aid
I feel so much more on one's on
latest beating my ass though
don't like that one team fight hard you can do it
Wait, am I the fucking powerhouse on Adam?
No, my cast was almost off.
Oh wait, Bennett's died and he heals now, right?
That's a thing.
Hold it, we're walking about that.
On our back, you don't say.
Here comes.
Wait, I fucking got the fattest res installed for so long, bro.
Wait, White Fox kinda...
I'm not gooning, bro.
I'm just saying.
She's pretty that's all guys. It's not gooning to say that someone's like pretty or
Or cute is that gooning?
It is when it's a cartoon character. How is that so?
Whatever the hell that means.
Guys what's one more game?
We can do one more.
It gives off the same energy bro.
I'm not saying that I want to fucking beat my dick to the fucking character bro.
Like what?
and
it can be bad phoenix for the
rocket of the online
Who am I gonna vanish from this match?
Wait, what is what is this little border around this guy's name mean?
What is this what is this?
It means he's playing a lot of rocket
Yeah, Brian is a different prime in Jacko and Treblizer and UpPortrait and Flink and
Louis, thanks everybody.
Hey, we ban Adam, I wanna be so sad.
Are we not banning Phoenix?
Oh, they ban Phoenix.
Are we ban Phoenix?
The right heroes could make all the difference.
Bro rocket gameplay is like kind of chill if you want to turn off your brain.
Just like lash gameplay?
Brother what?
The average rocket player would collapse into a fucking mental breakdown, 20 seconds
in the playing lash.
Are you insane?
Why is Emma's ass in my face?
But I'm not sure that's relevant right now.
If we aren't strong within,
even the toughest surface begins to show its cracks.
The battle starts in five, four, three, two, one.
You have to stop at this point.
Why is my snake too juicy?
Well, some of you guys are shameless.
Like hell.
Nice
Hi somebody my girlfriend's boyfriend is a big fan. Sorry. What if your girlfriend's boyfriend is a big fan of yours?
You just fucking like yourself or like
Oh
why is the fucking oh my god why is the dinosaur clearing me out
actually counters me too but he stops me from calling
No rockets have anything to do with that.
I got you!
What is happening?
Alright, Dino's dead. Fuck it!
Big res!
I think we're still fine. I think we're okay
Yeah, what is that? Oh
That's a group wall. I was like what the fuck am I looking at?
Yo, it's not... what the hell is this?
Don't do this to me, I don't care that much.
I'm gonna go mark this PP.
I'm gonna go mark this brawl throw.
Brawl throw down.
Guys, I feel like...
I'm gonna get out of your bra.
No!
Are you kidding me?
My team's a little low up there.
I feel like maybe I'm a little bit lower ranked than I should be right now.
I don't know guys, it's just my theory though.
I've been in the portal guys.
I heard that too.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Stop them, stop them.
I know, I know, I know.
You stopped them.
Okay, actually back up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How much ammo is it going to be good?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
How much ammo does he have?
I feel like Supra is getting carried low.
What bro?
Oh my god no.
Oh my god no.
Is the ad
Is he still going or is he larking this comfy lacking game? We need to throw you in a jail cell
Okay, I don't say lash is hard-working although it is true what I meant to say was comparing rocket gameplay to lash gameplay is like
like a what bro how can you even do that
rocket may be hard
Bro, does the dinosaur ever die?
Rocket is more like Graves, literally no by the way.
There's no character in Deadlock that's comparable to Rocket.
And Graves is actually hard, like if we're being serious.
She's literally the worst character in the game and hard to play and give value on, but
that's fine.
People don't want to accept that as the truth.
Wait, this song gets the volume apparently.
I don't know why, which makes me sad.
I think it's off another tail.
Wait, you know this is Diamond.
Cuz I've been waiting so much
Portal you ready you ready you ready I'm backing up
Come here Bucky to a Denlock character?
Ah shit!
Shit!
I'm gonna get this dino away from me bro
Well, I'm like trying to flank and I just can't because somehow the group's here like it's not even a flanking
Just up guys
I think yes, bucky is not as hard as shit, but like if I'm gonna compare if I'm gonna compare the two
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
I will bring peace to this universe, no matter the cost.
I can try going moonhead on a taxi, damn, bro.
So, do you guys think Teepa is actually going to be in Street Fighter or what?
Nothing in this game is hard or mechanically demanding, that's the point though.
Yeah, bro, I feel like rival is so obviously a
more casually casual catered game
That like
You can't really get I don't know obviously there's inspiration from overwatch, but it's not
Directly
the bottom eyes neutral yet I took that yeah I mean it's not the worst also can
you still get like Jim in this game by just like playing a lot is that's the
I feel like a thing.
Oh jeez.
I need to get on a flank, but I just can't.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I dressed!
Just rotate back. We're good. We got it.
All right, you know what? I need a flank. Give me a second.
We're good. We're good. I'm dying.
Oh, yeah, I saw Harada went to a new studio. I did see that. That's kind of crazy.
Well, I have a low time, bro.
I would have just killed him.
I
Have to say track by the way
That's a lot of damage
I
Punisher back in the fight. He's big damage kill the group
Did you forget the headshots help every charges he on down it was free headshots
See what else recharges your heal? Right clicks.
You know who else is a good right click? The dino.
You know who else was top 10 in this game? Me.
You know who wasn't top 10 in this game? You.
I'll fuck back there for you.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Okay, why does Gruton a lot of damage?
Okay, Respeak'n down.
We're going on a nice little flank here.
I'm going on a big flank actually.
Hold on, hold on.
No.
Literally no.
No, literally, no, no regroup again. Oh my god, man
Regrip again
Okay, I need to flank I can kill the Iron Man and I think the rocket we're going to like again. I'm not bad punish
You take damage
I'm forced off.
Did they forget about me here or what?
You win, I think.
Wow, I'm so good, I'm so good, I'm so good.
Projected Rank Diamond 2.
the hell wait I should get water some food I am getting kind of hungry why do I
have shirtless bucky on my menu by the way
I thought that was an in-game model of you bro, I can see the confusion.
What should I get to eat?
What did I have the other day?
I ordered a burger.
I don't know if I want another burger, it sounds nice, but I had Dairy Queen last night?
Bro is Dairy cream food actually good like but like I know obviously have their ice cream, but like there's no way their food is actually
Good
It's okay
It isn't Texas because it's completely different ownership wait what
I'm really interesting wait, but what do I want to eat though guys
What do I want to eat do I want a chipotle bowl that's like healthy-ish right and it's a lot of sodium, but it's like okay for you
It's gonna hurt your tummy eating so my my I'm I get a little tummy ache poor oh help
me. Bro I do get tummy aches a lot but it's not really my fault bro. I had the filet
for din. Ooh chicken filet does sound good bro I can't lie. I think I could probably
tank a Chipotle bowl? Maybe? Roll the dice on Wendy's? No, Wendy's is on the black list.
I'm never ordering from Wendy's again. I think- I don't- I remember the last time I've ordered
from them and they've not fucked up my order. They're on the black list, bro.
No. I also don't want a burger, I think. You know what? Fuck it, I'll order Chipotle. I'll
I'll be brave.
I'll load our Chipotle bowl.
I get a lot of tummy aches, not my fault.
All his food is delivered by minimum wage delivery drivers.
Not true, by the way, Twist, not true.
I don't really want to get the Chipotle honey chicken
because last time I had it,
I think I couldn't finish the bowl
because it was like too sweet or too rich or something.
You guys wanna make my bowl for me?
Chicken steak, beef, barbecua, carnitas, which one?
I think I see a mostly chicken,
Although, Carnitas looks like it's making a comeback.
The Honey Chicken is new, it's not new, bro.
I've had it before.
Maybe they, like, brought it back, but...
Chicken.
Okay.
Do I get an extra portion of- Do I get extra chicken?
Yes.
I will.
Um, white rice or brown rice?
I mean, we just got white rice now.
No, you just put your name as double chicken.
Black beans or pinto beans?
Let me lighten you guys on the best
slot bowl from Chip Oakley.
White rice, carnitas, cheese, sour cream.
This is all you need to enjoy yourself.
Rivals dropping enough cash to fund out a heaven
into getting a private car for my chipotle bowl.
Why don't you just set a few hundreds on fire
and point out specific chatters and yell poor poor
for the three while you're at it?
No.
No.
Okay, now what do we get for like the toppings?
I love getting the corn, we gotta get the corn.
We're gonna get some cheese.
The fajita veggies, I think.
I would get the red chili salsa,
but I might be too spicy for me right now,
so I'm just gonna get the green chili salsa.
Okay, I would get sour cream, but if I don't finish my bowl and I want to put it in the
fridge and heat it up later, then like you can't really heat up sour cream.
it on the side can I do that I don't think you can do that on the app okay
what if I put sour cream and then are they like if you order on the Chipotle
app or I ain't got the Chipotle app man and we'll go no sour cream I guess
Ignores the TTS, continues to shout his ingredients at me while I sit here in my apartment void of furniture, wondering how the next strength check is-
Oh my god, bro! What are you talking about?
Not a real eater? Okay, if I mix the sour cream into it fully and then heat it up, does that-
Hold on, can you heat up- Can you heat up sour cream?
It's fine, all right fine. I'll get sour cream whatever bro
Add to cart
Do I want to drink
Yo, why are their drinks so expensive?
They want to charge me $4.70 for a Mexican Coca-Cola?
Are they fucked?
Are you fucking kidding?
$4.75 for one apple juice.
Okay.
Yeah, sure, bro.
Guys, it doesn't matter that I can afford it or not,
it's about the principle.
Like, I feel like if I'm buying a $4.75 that's sent apple juice,
they're basically spitting on you
and you're thanking them for it.
Like am I insane?
So no, I won't be getting that.
But what I will do is place this order and we can cue one rival's game while this order
is coming here.
I'm going to go take a piss while the band phase is active because it'll take a while.
two
What you do you think you want to be today?
What's going on? What's going on team?
What up? What up? What up?
Bring it out here and cook, what up?
But, you see my...
Did you just get bleeped?
Yeah, I don't know. That just started happening a couple weeks ago. I don't know why.
Yeah, bro's being censored.
That is fucked.
Yeah, it's not cool.
I guess you've got a potty mouth on you.
Yeah, but you know.
Get a pusher out of here. Get him out of here!
Are we on attack or defense?
you're out of here. Get him out of here!
Are we on the tech or defense?
Help spiderweb repair the web of life.
We gotta push the thing forward, don't you?
Yeah, we gotta push it because we're on a tech.
Tech, you repair the web of life and destiny.
I'm sorry, I can barely read. There's too many words.
It's not rough
When it's over six letters, I type out low key Adam low key question mark
I'm not a fan of Adam Warlock me personally he stinks you haven't seen my Adam Warlock
He is a human crop duster. I'm not trying to get crop dusted on by stinky ass Adam Warlock
Binky binky, BAKY!
Wait guys, rivals is kinda heat, no?
I need some of the wash while I eat my food.
Maybe some Steve? I'll see if Steve uploaded recently.
I
Fucking giant athelete here, then I'm not gonna be able to shoot around
Your head decide my body
Hey, why is that that big don't stand in the fire. It's hot this party trying to pull me off, but you can't pull me
Can you adjust the individual volume in this game or is it still polishing out there?
You're not there yet.
Their human torch will not be in the sky if I have anything to say about it.
Tech isn't there yet?
Thank you.
Bro, I want a flank.
I'm sitting on cart like I'm freaking me.
Sorry my mouse died there hold on one second.
I need to backline.
Uh oh! Are you out of there?
Jeremy! Jeremy!
Alright let's get a nice tactical regroup here team.
I'm fine. I don't know where my team is.
I'm gonna kidnap one of them and throw them in the back or I'm gonna kill them.
Alright, wait, wait, wait.
We're back on the flank.
That's true.
Magic going.
I'm gonna get to the ambush so I can see the magic first.
Okay, my team is falling apart.
Is this my fault, guys? Be honest with me.
yeah here we go team this is it for real there's a magneto in the top left for
some reason I got magic someone I got spider man
I mean it's just DPS gap, no?
Bro his ass it's not my fault. I can't flank right now I guess. Can you chase this guy down, throw in?
He's like, ah.
Oh, my dino's taking a million damage, no?
my guys maybe the support plays this game or on to something they're down to
that's your enemy magic man big big big I would have killed spider-man there
There we go, beautiful work team, there we go.
I'm gonna go block the door.
So why is my vinyl not on the cart, by the way?
I
What are the odds I get slain to here
She touched
We lose this because we don't have a fucking defensive
Now we're not gonna lose as we got this we got this
We gotta put up, you know, beautiful
I thought we had roaring garlic
Hey, we don't have roaring garlic. We need a nice world
Oh, you guys are you guys are big enough roaring garlic. I even five minutes ago
It's rearing by the way
I just need something rocket anything Jeff I would I would even I don't give a fuck if it's Jeff
You didn't pop animal one
I mean
And then whatever your heart's telling you dog, I want you to follow your heart
You know, it would have been good to maybe if you sold a bonded
Let me tell the magic support go rock it though. Let's get it done. Yeah, we got here we go
Hungry
I took an average corner.
How do you backline?
We actually win the fight away.
This is so tremendous.
No, someone.
Magic, magic, magic, magic, magic.
and why do we not walk okay you know what I need fucking human torch is going
sicko at the magic magic magic magic
John
I'm gonna tweak it out, bro. Please please please
Magic next magic next you guys to be
I'm not walking on him.
Magic low?
No, he can raise himself.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Emma!
First decent zone.
Emma!
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Nice, come on down.
I'm not.
Magic, magic, magic, magic, magic, magic, magic.
Magic magic
They're gonna have to fight you now they swapped off
those maybe second one of them oh my dad was taking 20 million damage and we're
kind of blowing every old what's oh this freaking wood blank just blocked my
shot magic magic magic that means I don't know I'm dead holy fucking shit
Oh does she die? I'm sorry Rocket. I'll try and get back as soon as I can.
I got her! I got her!
Hey guys! Maybe we'll have one.
Go back. We need to just head in.
I got a run. I got a run. I got a run. I got a run. I got a run.
Someone help me right now.
Move down.
Oh well.
Oh my god.
I can't res.
I can't res.
Wait, that's not true.
I'm in the chill. I'm in the chill.
I cannot die. If I die, we lose the game, by the way.
And it will be on me this time for real.
The moon haunts you quick.
Orga please any heals.
Magic, magic, magic, magic, magic, magic.
She's so, yeah, it's nice.
You died in here.
You're gonna get res though.
Yeah, she did.
Oh my lord.
It's okay, it's okay.
I thought you would win the game by the way.
We fucked this, we fucked this.
We fucked this.
BORN AGAIN!
Fucking gigantic.
This is the only way to go out of the cafe by the way.
What are you talking about, healers?
Please.
Final 10 seconds!
Fuck that!
Healers! Healers! Healers!
Magic on card now!
Is he not?
My dinosaur's ran out.
Beautiful, beautiful.
He got resed, I didn't, oh my god.
He's TP, he died.
Do I go, do I go strange with a TP? I think I have to.
I got the rocket, get the rocket, get the rocket.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
I'm opening a portal.
Keep for that TP, just try to get to him, don't die. Cause I almost got my ult.
I don't think so.
They'll float the best fucking rocket placement of all time.
I don't know, they're down at him.
He has no passive either.
Rocket, come here.
Behold!
My friend!
Let me die, let me die, let me die, kill me, kill me, somebody kill me.
Or not, where's he been in the game?
No, I'm right, huge. Max win.
Yeah!
You cunt!
We got this! We got this!
Never back down
I mean we don't win that without my out of my way
We don't win that without my atom by the way.
Nobody's loving who Super TF is and his feelings got hurt.
Literally not true by the way.
Wait but guys my food hasn't even been picked up yet.
Like surely we gotta play another one right?
Wait, a spire run while my food gets here?
Wait a minute.
glazing himself like this wasn't his dinosaur
Is anybody moved by that?
Is anybody moved by that shit?
Your dino from last game avoided you.
What do you mean, bro?
What are you talking about?
If I see Matthew Delicia on my delivery app, I'm spittin' in that shit.
Bro, should I make a fake name for Uber?
I was talking to Ludwig and he, cause he has one, he was like, yeah, you should probably
do it, bro.
I was like, huh?
Obviously?
Wait, you and you do it?
How people talk about Super on Adam Warlock.
Who's the number one?
I love this edit.
I'm what?
This is so good.
I'm not saying him.
This is so good.
I get crazy women do, but I'm not saying his name.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, you do.
I'm not saying his name, brother. I'm sorry.
Joe Burrow.
I'm not saying that guy's name.
He's good. He's amazing. He's good.
Not gonna lie.
And salty, though.
A little salty.
Two years in a row.
I
What's that bro
No, bro, I
I would eat it, but like I think it's got to be cooked a little more bro cheese
This is not a veggie sandwich Wow
Turkey with bacon and cheese
Also, what is that audio?
Yo, X plus is funny with bro since personal sprites are officially because I've made you a new parody that glazes you for once wait a minute
A parody of Davey Jones? Davey Jones by who? But what is Davey Jones?
Parents of the Caribbean, but I haven't seen that movie in forever, bro.
That's it, what? That's it, Pirates? That's it, Pirates? Pirates? Pirates? Bird?
Big guy.
Oh
Good guy
He understands the villain schemes, snipers lose eternally, orbital strikes mercilessly,
He sees through all the things
When or lose it's all the same
You wish you had a talent like this? I can kinda sing.
A little bit.
Your performance has no shame
You will dominate the game
And we will stream your name.
Can we go karaoke? I love karaoke, bro.
I love karaoke.
We should go.
Wait, maybe when I go to...
To freaking Texas for the cosplay?
Pause?
Ball should
No guys, I mean maybe first of all
Good job, X-Blocks.
Second of all, I meant, like, okay, the cosplay is going to happen.
I just meant, like, when I go, then we'll go to karaoke as well.
We will do the cosplay, though.
Um...
Um, what? Log in tomorrow for more rewards.
What? Broke what?
Get me out of here, bro.
Um, my food is kind of almost here, it's like five minutes.
I don't know.
Five or six minutes?
Do I just watch a video or do I just, do I just play Aspire till a video?
What's the play?
What's the play?
Throw in the Phillies game?
Wait, isn't it the poop series?
Isn't it the poop?
Oh my god, it is poop.
Are they winning or losing?
And they're losing by four.
What do you mean poop um wait where is it I saw it earlier where is it fuck where is
it his team is poop no no no no no it's not that I mean yeah they are but like that's
That's not what I meant.
I guess I can launch the- I mean, but like it's the food's almost here, like I don't
know, man.
I don't freaking know, man.
I really don't know.
This is what he means, let me see.
Ah, there it is!
The poop series.
Poop.
poop
Not funny he says poop to who my fall bro
It's very easy to eat while playing slay the spire yeah, but like
It's not like, you know, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I need to win a run as the region.
Oh my camera's getting gray because it's getting late at night. You can fix that real quick.
Um, one card reward and one random potion, one random relic, or a cursed pearl.
Start each combat with additional energy? That's pretty good.
Smart.
Perfume like a good kitty.
What if you never typed in my chat again, alternatively?
How's that sound?
Variety ping signals my arrival.
How is it on Ascension Zero, but I haven't played much of this game.
Devastate deal 30 damage.
11 damage, add a debris into your hand.
Devastate. Playing the best character is region actually the best character.
Okay, well, do I care about the damage or the debuffs?
Okay, what is this thing doing?
Gain 11 block, next turn gain 5 block.
Deal 7 damage, forge 7.
Deal 10 damage, draw 1 card and put 1 card from your hand on top of your draw pile.
Hmm?
Need a block.
Uh, Rita ran a passage?
Choose a skill to enchant with nimble 2?
I think we just get nimble 2 on Glitterstream maybe?
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
A nice gamer boy and Xeno and Andre, Danky Kong and Afro and Pizza.
Add clumsy to your deck.
Yeah, we get a relic.
Ooh, a Gorgi.
I think I want to go down this path and then fight these two elites.
Because I feel pretty strong right now on the loaks.
I don't have any stars.
That sucks. Which cheat is bigger? Talk about my ass? My ass cheeks?
S-Royal Campbell.
Solar Strike?
Solar Strike.
Lose HP, 5 HP, gain a close card reward?
Choose one of five random cards to add to your deck.
If you have no attacks your hand draw two cards gain two energy exhaust I mean it's
got to just be production now although purity could be good give me that super TF streams
These are epic, we all think this by the way.
I mean, that's just, we're gaining two stars.
Okay, now upgrade, now upgrade Solar Strike and Devastate.
No point even using that this turn.
Whatever.
We'll be okay.
30 damage, take shit on pussy, okay now we gotta do a lot of you know what I actually
to make it vulnerable because this could be scary.
Help me!
Does that say 33?
And then we'll Sovereign Blade and Ask.
BAM!
Easy.
Not too bad.
4-3 Sovereign Blade deals...
Do I care about Sovereign Blade, bro?
I think we want to gain.
We want glow, I mean.
And now we will Smith.
Solar Strike.
Wait, this might be a crazy run- oh, I don't have AoE.
Wait, I'm gonna eat shit this turn.
Okay, we have to get smoked.
Make you read and then we take no damage.
We don't take damage anyway because of plating, so you go in on this guy.
Wait, I'm pretty good at this game.
I mean, it's a real point in playing it.
Compi order?
Bro really said the C word. Okay, we're not gonna draw me any fucking...
That's one.
Take one damage.
Kill you.
I can't wait.
Home saved.
Oh my god.
Kill you.
Big and then I don't have enough stars
Easy whenever you have a rest site starting the next couple with additional energy
My food
What a deliberate oh my god
...
Boosh.
Wait.
Oh my god, man, they didn't give me
one of the chipmunks, like, ooh!
Just kidding, I got a fork.
I thought they didn't give me one of their forks.
We're good.
Do I care about fork on conclusion?
I guess it's good.
would you get at your parlor bowl I got a
Okay, well
You don't wait that I just fuck wait that I miss lethal which happened
And we got a band someone for that right shuffle all your cards in a draw pile draw five cards
It's game 6 vigor, huh?
Cosmic indifference, game 6 block.
Put a card from your discard pile on top of your draw pile.
Yeah.
Yeah, we take that.
Ha ha!
Deal 33 damage, apply thr- I feel like I'm getting pretty good stargain.
Gain 17 block blocked attack damage is reflected your attacker this time
Comet kill a strike
Who's my boss the soulfish am I confident to do this with 41 HP?
It's high.
Yes.
Hi, ranch dressings.
Anonymous has to get us at the Charlie Kirk.
I mean, fuck.
I mean, it has to be combat and then you strike.
And then you bring back soul
Yeah, it has to be solar strike and then you glitter stream and you don't have it
And then you
Play that
As food comets sitting right next to me, ready to be consumed.
Production, venerate, glow, falling star, solar strike, strike.
Oh, this guy's fucking free.
Okay, he's intangible.
That's kind of bullshit, but that's fine.
This fish looks chill, he wouldn't attack you unprovoked.
I'm kind of shitting on him.
Can I kill him this time?
45 damage.
No, I can't.
But I can get close.
can't but I get close are you are we trolling what is this bullshit
Just give me a strike, bro. Let's just wrap this up
Easy
Decisions decisions seven stars deal seven damage to all enemies seven times
Waiting for me shake it around a little bit to mix it
I think it's out of Genesis or Seven Stars.
Oh my god, they fucking... wait, have you guys ever seen a fuller Chipotle bowl in your life?
What the fuck?
I, uh, got you something.
Oh my god!
Is this a max win?
Smallest American portion?
No bro, Chipotle doesn't give you this much.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm, mmm.
Wait, this is fucking heat.
They recognize the name?
Wait.
The Chipotle worker was watching my stream, saw I was ordering Chipotle, and then saw
the order came in, so they hooked me up.
Wait, maybe I don't make a fake name.
Hold up.
I like the idea of seven stars, but it seems kind of hard to play.
And I already have high star cost attacks.
But this is crazy good AoE.
Cause I feel like I get shit on by AoE right now.
It's easy to play when you're not a bitch.
Oh my fault.
I am the region.
Hello?
Hello?
Quiet down now.
Take a part of me and be on your way.
Why is he melting?
I mean, I think any of these are good.
Like, I think I would take literally any of these.
I feel like a green pig.
Eating my Slot Bowl.
What if I join on this question mark path all the way up to an elite, which is a guaranteed
shop?
Hmm.
Hmm
Hmm draw penis
Oh
Piece of corn
We're good it was a
Wow I almost died
Wow, I'm big.
Okay guys, maybe it's not as bad as an easy game.
Wait.
Look at the art for ultimate strike.
I really like that.
Um.
I do think it's an ultimate defend though.
An upgraded rare power or an upgraded uncommon attack.
I mean it's gotta be a rare power, no?
Void form and your turn the first two cards you play each turn are free
Sovereign blade not just all enemies
Neutron ages
It's bad don't take it
That's what you think oh the sacrifice card rewards
Shit I forgot about that
I need you and you.
Now granted, I don't think it's something to get to play all the time, right?
What did you see can take oh I need that to stay I need that bro this one sacrifice we
need to get those relics up bro mmm my slot bowl is treating me nicely what is this bro
I've never seen this.
Crystal sphere reading, divine.
Big divination, small divination.
Select small divination or big divination and reveal the tiles in the crystal sphere.
Once item is revealed, you'll receive that in the session, but be aware revealing someone
this may be dangerous. Oh, it's gambling! That's a box. I think I want this box.
I got a box, a potion. This is a card reward. And then that's a curse, so we don't want that.
Potion of binding, powder demise, petrified toad,
of gamma blast. Do I have enough star generation? I do have Genesis and I have Void form.
Why you grab the fork like a toddler?
you wait what you come upon a faintly glowing key and pick it up I'm gonna fight
you pussy I don't think a guy like you impresses me too much
Actually, there's another nut first, but it's fine.
Um!
I think we just eat shit here.
It is what it is. We eat shit here.
It is what it is.
But now...
Okay, can I get some fucking it?
Yo!
He's dead. Doesn't matter.
My boy form is broke.
Who said not to get a boy form by the way?
I think we'll try to troll my run, is that what it is?
They want to see me fail?
Lantern key, and then we can...
Sacrifice.
Every time you play three skills, deal five.
Am I going to lose?
Guys, am I lost?
It's my discard pile.
I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot!
And then we have to eat shit here.
What? I could have defended first. Oh my god, I'm goofing.
I'm not locked in because I'm eating my yummy food. It's okay though
I'll come out of this alive. I'll come out of this alive
No
Okay, I definitely I heal though. This is looking a little rough for a guy like me and I don't want to lose
It'd be really embarrassing
Enchanted attacks, I don't know what enchanted is
Um get out of my fucking hand bro
Don't want any potions.
Okay, aerobic acid, gotta get that.
That is like an ideal first turn.
an ideal first turn. No debilitate? Silence. Don't speak. You're still sleeping when I
I played this perfectly, by the way.
Can I put up a block for you?
I...
Wait, eight?
Yes.
Stunned?
Well, I'm playing this fight literally perfectly, by the way.
Give me you and you.
Devastate is free to play.
You're expensive.
And then just fucking beat it.
Dude, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
30 damage if this kills an enemy gain five stars
Smart H
Okay, what think about this sick ass fucking relic I'm about to get
That's actually really good van brace we're gonna do the pussy playing heal here
What are you you're gonna summon monsters, huh
Wait, can I just kill you this turn?
49 damage.
Yeah, you're just dead.
I think you lose, it says John John Panthers.
Foolish really.
Just foolish.
Do we need a royal gamble?
I don't think we need any of these cards, bro.
What is this anime?
What even is that?
Is this a joke, I don't understand?
Who the fuck is that, bro?
I'm eating! Be nice.
Big pussy you said my pussy's big
I think we weaken this guy I don't want to take 14 damage here does this work it doesn't
even work on him. Okay. Oh, he's already weakened. Oh my God. I'm using two potions. I don't care.
wait
okay what is going on
Okay.
Okay.
What are you eating Chipotle? Cause I was hungry.
I need to take 27.
How much is it?
I'm literally just gonna draw Devastate, I mean win the game.
If I hit him.
No I don't.
I'll be fine.
Wait, I'm actually- wait I'm fucking goaded at this game.
This guy's name is Philly Chipotle Worker.
Is this a good bit from this Shatter or no?
So out of each combat, draw two additional cards, that's pretty good.
Uh, who do I- I'm gonna get the fucking...
For every five cards in your deck, steal three HP when you enter a rest site.
We don't need to heal.
Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to see.
And then you and
We might as a block
you know that then that then a block and then we'll back up then Genesis
Devastate. I'm gonna take 8 damage and throw a rock at you pussy. Eat shit. Very nice.
We don't use production
We don't need it.
It's not my nose itches.
It's in there.
Nosebleed?
It doesn't happen to me. I don't get nosebleeds.
And then we win.
Nice!
Do I want any of these?
You eating Chipotle made me want Chipotle.
Bro, Chipotle's pretty good, I haven't had in a while.
Please don't be Vaku, oh my fucking god.
Um, what is enthralled?
If this is your hand, it must get played before other cards eternal.
Ugh, that sounds awful.
But you do get an extra energy every turn.
I mean...
Hold on.
Hold on I
Mean you just hit two shops and I mean I remove those two curses
It's free it's just free
Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, this is broken. This is fucking broken
Cuz then...
Oh...
And I'm... wait, I have no block.
But I have block.
And it's a full art card. How could you not take it guys? It's a fucking full art
My draw pile
You know what I need ice cream and if I got some ice cream and I got some
We're good game 21 block rip block attack do I ooh my deck is kind of thick though
But reflect plus oh
My god, I have fucking cream. She how does even happen how did this happen?
Look at my pants look at my fucking pants
What the fuck?
How did this happen?
Literally who let this happen?
Let's say cream cheese and then sour cream, but they both have cream in their name like
coming some slack.
Um, we just take reflect, I think, and then we can just instantly get, oh my God, I have
so many curbs.
Wait, gain one frail?
No.
No.
No.
No, I think I'm gonna get rid of Regret.
And then we need to save money for getting rid of the other curse, it's fine.
Did I make you too excited?
I promise you, I don't know who you are.
History course.
Wait, is this what the key is for?
Wait, what did it even say?
Was it a card egg?
Wait.
At the start of your turn, play a copy of your last played attack or skill.
Oh, so it's just broken?
Void form?
That's okay.
Do I want to play anything else this turn?
I'm just trying to think.
Reflect.
Yeah?
Yeah, I don't hate that.
This game seems super easy, yeah, I don't know what all the fuss is about.
I mean, it's not going to deflect that much damage, unfortunately, but...
Okay, now, Genesis.
I'm taking no damage.
I'm so stupid, but it's fine, I wasn't thinking.
Woops.
Woops.
Woops.
Boosh, boosh, boosh, boosh. Choose a card and draw a pile and drop. Add it to your hand.
I don't know. Fucking energy potion sounds good. And we'll sacrifice this.
And then we'll cut this other curse.
Wait guys, I think I'm the best at this bar player that there is
Anyway, I can fight two leaves. I'm only fighting one
And I think I'm gonna get to fight one little tragic
We'll go up here. Yeah, that's good. We'll go this way
Serve where I am not allowed to reject. Oh, I guess I'll service today's decider
To random relics or upgrade to cards will give me to give me two relics
Whenever you play a car that cost 200 you're more gain for block got into a more fucking curses, bro
Wow, beautiful.
Retaining a wish is actually pretty good.
Clears my throat.
And then comment on oh my god it's all coming together it's all coming together
Yo, I'm messing with a thousand bits, bro.
Wait, why did I struggle so much with this character last time?
Ass?
Or what?
Now do I want a second comet?
Nah.
He got buffed?
I think we just lose, yeah.
Another wish gets upgraded.
We love that.
We wish a void form.
I think this is actually a good turn to use production.
And then we can venerate.
We can glitter stream.
The Astral Pulse and Revoid Form.
Oh, I have some rocks all the while.
Wish?
Wait, wait, wait, what is this?
Well, why are my cards all purple?
Oh, it's a thief?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
hold on, time out.
Wait, I wasn't ready for this.
the guy in the middle huh? How much health does he have? Well, oh I'm
grieving. Very good. Relax, I'll handle it.
Guys, would you believe I ate my entire fucking Tifolda bowl? Maybe even though I
said I might not finish it? Holy fuck, am I greedy?
one strength sacrifice about 7 max HP what does this guy do powers are
affected with galvanized take six damage when you play it I don't think I
give a fuck
I can't wait to see you get every character to Ascension 10's mind.
Is that gonna happen?
Okay, what are these wishes, bro?
Okay, let's get a Devastate.
Aw, but I can't because it's still...
I messed up, wasn't what I was thinking.
Okay, though.
Reflect.
Shit on.
You're like five pounds of being a skeleton, brother.
I'm literally 135.
I'm not even that fucking light.
I weighed 135 when I was 16.
Okay bro, it's not a competition.
Oh, I forgot about this.
I also got a tortilla on the side.
Maybe I'll chew on that later.
Alright, now I can actually lock in.
Woo! And shit on pussy.
You know what, bro? I think I'm like actually totally fine.
Give me a rest.
We're the same height and I weigh 80 pounds more.
I simply frame all of you.
Okay.
This is an easy first turn.
You wish for...
Forgone conclusion.
Huh?
Whenever you play a skill, gain two strength.
Let's just jump.
That's fine.
Because you're literally dead.
Okay, next phase.
Next phase.
When...
Okay wait.
Shuffle 1.
When did your discard probably start to receive unblocked attack?
Well, let's just make sure we have... we're good.
My discord pile on top of my draw pile?
Why don't we just put Comet back on top?
Look at this dumbass.
So does it say 40 damage?
What does that mean?
Rocks you?
I'm literally fine, and now we chill.
Okay, wish I had some damage, but it's fine.
Devastate.
And we'll get some stars.
Oh, I can't.
Okay, so now he's intangible so we need block because we can't do damage to him.
Am I really taking 3 damage?
I don't think so.
Wait, I have a fucking genius idea here.
That doesn't shuffle.
Wait, no, wait, am I running it down?
What's happening?
Makes you weak.
Can you get skill?
Oh my god.
I didn't want to draw you yet.
Alright, might as well.
You need to actively try to lose this?
Don't doubt me bro.
That says 45 damage, okay, um, let's bring that down a smidge, deal damage to block dealt,
that's just better.
Uh, should we call your draw pond? Bring it to your hand?
Yeah! Yeah, you know what?
Okay, so now he's cursing me, but it's fine.
We'll be good, we'll be good.
I got this.
Easy.
I've arrived.
You there, commoner.
That's funny as hell.
You there, commoner.
Is this the top?
I need quiet.
I'll teach you some manners.
I got an epoch.
The following relics will affect each other.
Star potion, cosmic concoction, king's courage.
the region must keep going his majesty may know access ascension has been
starting to run
yo Phoenix anyone want to press up bro drowls fix the 14 months I'm mad six
the 1000 bits bro crowd makes a nine months at uber Riley and jelly lila thanks
guys whoa that's kind of fucking fire
well some of the finished art is so good and then you got shit like this
Let's go.
Or this.
The ironclad.
Wait guys, should I just open this fucking tortilla
and just eat, just start eating a plain tortilla?
Well why am I hungry as fuck?
I ate a whole chipotle bowl with double chicken.
Am I pregnant?
Um, alrighty, now what?
I wanted to play some deadlock, maybe.
Or do we just go play persona?
I don't know.
You can maybe hit the og ending tonight watch for persona and I got like real shit to do
Even as a deadlock hater, I'm down on deadlock as long as we don't have persona, I can't
I can barely bear a single hour of it any more.
I'm just putting on the Spurs Wolves game.
Yeah man, all of us are watching the Spurs Wolves game man, for sure.
We're all watching that.
I like persona just to see the mouth breathers in chat misspell their words in anger.
What you just did, we all do to you when you talk about football.
football yes but it doesn't work because every single year the NFL is like 90 out of the top
100 most viewed broadcasts of the year in the US so it doesn't really work
Crazy that it will still watch TV.
I mean if live sports didn't exist I think TV would be dead.
I guess we can do what I'm just thinking and just doing some thinking along because I have
a sponsor at fortnight on Sunday which is a lot of oil is tomorrow.
I'm just thinking, I'm just thinking.
Bro, it's Fortnite and Overwatch, bro.
Let's play...
Hmm.
I think we can play some Persona, I think.
I don't know how long I'm going to stream for tonight, to be honest.
We'll see.
Oh
I hit my head
Your snipers just sank into their chairs. Oh
My god, even think about that, bro. The fucking deadlock snipers just fucking fell to their knees, brother
Minus 300 viewers. Let's make it minus 301 bro. You can come back tomorrow
Yo, now I'm believing it's the five months brows. He makes the 14 months
DUNGEON!
WAIT!
Can we look at this again real quick before you start?
Wait, so you beat Sheeto and they don't even give you rivers in the desert?
Are they trolling?
What?
Let me eat some more of this tortilla.
Why am I so hungry, bro?
Um, the willpower kind of goes crazy, no?
It's a real... oh, we don't care.
Deadlock fans talking about greed?
You're gonna minus to me yes bro we saw enemies we
Fucking putting persona in a sex offender to your list man
All right, did you guys say today would be a good day to do my mentos
Okay, yeah
Save it for later.
A womanizer, he believes all women should be conquered and enjoys turning girls against
her for his own amusement.
I mean, it's just too target.
Like...
I don't know.
Should I do mementos?
Somebody tell me what to do now.
Yeah?
What else are you gonna do?
Oh wait, I could try and fight the reaper.
Maybe.
Yes, let's do our best.
Maybe.
Begin the infiltration.
Keep your head in the cage.
Stop speaking.
Did we ear clock that I brought we did and I got fucking spoiled is that fucking disgusting
Wow, W Futaba.
I'll see if I'm strong enough to truck these fucking guys and I think I am.
I mean, yeah, like, she got brought back to the game.
Yeah, I thought they banned it from the League for PD usage, I'll be honest.
I didn't think she would make another appearance.
Yeah, bro, the Twitter news tab spoiled me.
Like, are we trolling?
Grog spoiled my ass?
Have you beat the reaper no I'm gonna try to though maybe I love I'm strong enough to
beat him. I just forwarded by the way.
L.L.
Spoiled you how? Bro, the Twitter news tab literally said like
orbital obliterates rapier in earclacks comeback or some shit.
Like the fuck?
Why is it on the Twitter news tab?
Is earplugs news?
Worthy stuff
No, but yeah
I want to open it.
That's what I want to do.
Do you guys hear the other balls talk about he like Chase
does with Mahomes?
I'm not saying his name, brother.
I would like to see your maximum speed.
55th area over all.
Thank you, Kusaba!
BOOSH!
Oh my god, man.
Orbital crushes rapier and earclacks weapon ball showdown.
Like why is that on the fucking news tab, bro?
Hello?
Like, thanks, Brock.
Thanks for spoiling me, bro.
Nobody can beat Orbital? Oh, so you haven't seen him, have you?
Slammy? You haven't seen Slammy before, huh?
Oh, Jose?
I gotta go see Jose.
What was Mr. Klax thinking when he designed Slammy?
Well, Swaymi came from the Wall Breakers League.
So like, I don't think he was that broken
in the Wall Breakers.
Well, I don't know.
Hey, mister.
Good.
If you could believe the player from the League,
who would it be?
Being a prod, I'm gonna check it out.
You could go play from the league, who would it be?
What, from the Earplex League?
Next physical attack deals over double damage for one ally.
Seven
Honestly get crossbar out of there, bro, like I do not want to see fucking crossbows bomb ass in any of any game ever again
Like crossbows are so boring
Chill on a goat, let's take someone saying that Gino Smith is their goat
I guess we'll give it a deadly fury.
Well orbital was gone for a while but I think the reason they brought back orbital today
was because everyone was saying how fucking like disgusting rapier is and then he had
to remind them what a real demon looks like. Yeah, he had the humble rapier real quick.
Why are there so many different drinks from those vending machines?
I don't understand either.
Tapwater alone suits both throat and stomach.
You scared yourself to me, bro.
Wait, so, uh, mementos, huh?
Kinda farm an XP right now.
Cars?
Um, I don't remember the lap, like, I barely remember anything about it.
I think I've seen the first movie and that's it, but I was a kid, so I like...
Hell I know.
I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Crazy sight of you.
Then your new codename can be...
Ratman.
Ratman!
Ratman.
found a chest
Who's your favorite character? Hey, is it Mishima?
We all love Mishima by the way
Favorite fantasy, Futaba.
Loser likes the loser.
Alright, I'm gonna fight the Reaper here.
I'll try it. I just saved. Let's see how it goes.
I want to see how it goes.
Save first? Okay, so I have to ask again. I'm sorry.
But like, do you guys watch the screen? Just curious.
It's a step forward.
You have a problem, bruh, you know that?
Oh, he's not- I can't run him over!
What the hell is this?
Wow, it doesn't even matter.
I'm too little for you!
I know, I'm small!
I'm too little for you!
I'm too little for you!
All out of time!
You are so bad!
You are so bad!
You are so bad!
You are so bad!
You're so damn bad!
You sure sure of me?
You're so bad!
There's that boy!
Ho-
I got a new power!
Oh
Well, Dormina is actually like kind of nice Domina like she's kind of bad with it Domina from Overwatch
She's kind of bad with it
Dekaja?
I mean, okay, does de-ahhhh.
Blazing hell.
Okay, gun amp?
I said this last time, bro.
I almost want to get rid of PsyBoost and then just make Haru like a full gun character.
Fuck a side boost and then just make her have gun amp and gun boost or do we care about shripple down?
Fuck side boost
Well, whatever, I'll do the rest.
Who really cares, you know what I mean?
I guess I'll just clear out the floor and then we'll wait for the reapers to show up.
I think we already did that, so now he's gonna wait for the reaper.
You're nowhere near strong enough? I mean probably not, but I want to try anyway.
I'm hungry. I want something sweet. We should be fine energy lives considering how much we've done.
That voice line kind of pisses me off. Who wants something sweet when they're hungry?
Like if you're hungry, do you not want like a nice juicy steak? Or like a piece of chicken?
Like if I'm hungry, I don't want like chocolate, that's disgusting, no?
Concentrate on Raul.
Well, like you don't need to concentrate if you have another persona that has concentrate.
Do you?
Like it's just useless.
Alright Reaper, where you at bro?
You got to sit still for the Reaper?
You can't move.
Just can't be true.
Let's see that.
I hear him!
Oh, my fucking god.
Who do I want in my pa- Ah, whatever, bro.
Let's just...
What, bitch?
I
All right
Come on, Stanislav!
Okay, well, Raul's pretty big, so this should be like decent damage, right?
How is this fair oh this is big damage this is gonna be big
There we go!
Wait!
Wait, actually!
Wait!
I
Go down
Okay, bro like there's cringe
Stop
Yeah, I know.
Okay, bro, like, oh, thank god, not on, on, please, on, so on, I mean, like, what are
you doing?
maybe it's weak to do now isn't the big thing again
but there's nothing in no point in concentrating
but we need to show time
All right, oh concert 2.5 acts on them
That's great
Dodge you need a dodge
He's ass.
Huge.
Oh, I got a tag.
A showtime, please?
Eat this!
It's kind of pissing me off.
Stay down.
Okay.
Okay.
You can only get one short time per fight.
Is that real?
Because if so, we just lose.
Not real.
Not real.
This is a...
Guys, you won't be here for 20 minutes.
Oh
You're such a fucking chapter. Oh my god, I don't
Relative it again
I mean it might be doable!
So everyone's charged who's next he goes next. What is my highest damaging move?
Is it just Seth I feel like it might be God's hand
And...
What?
That's pretty good.
Okay, a little B's off time.
Wait, maybe?
I would love to attack with Joe, but I think we need to,
I think we need to, yeah.
Sheep, no, not heat riser, this one.
All right.
You
She's still she's not bossy. She went down
Defense
Oh
Geez do I defense opera I feel
I'm losing my home on July on the upper darkness. Oh and Joe. Oh, this is so bad
Okay, hold on hold on you have to debilitate you have to debilitate
Then on has to
res
Ryuji
And if he has to unfreeze Joe
I mean, I mean genuinely the worst time for a show time, though.
Related?
I mean, there's a chance that he breaks out of the freeze, right?
I need the damage though.
It's shootin!
Let's rock!
Fist at the phantom star!
No!
Sorry!
That was great!
And he didn't unfreeze.
Bye night.
Sorry!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Guys I don't think I can
Hold on.
Seth is kind of weak at this point.
I need some strong motherfuckers, bro.
We need some strong buff men.
me a powerful persona how do I make Yoshi tsune okay can I make all of these characters
right now can I make an okuninushi and a yata garasu and a futsunushi no you need more
I can make a sura?
Surely I can make a zocho 10?
How do I make a zocho 10?
Wait, I can make ongyoki?
I can make ongyoki?
I can make ongyoki?
I can make ongyoki?
I need to get rid of a chop persona.
That guy's not that great.
Okay, but he's also level 89 and I can fuse him so it's cool
And he's got fishnet leggings on for some reason
You wish to fuse an ally beyond you you are so greedy
Egor skills to inherit
And these are all ass we'll get that we'll get endure we'll get
And I don't really need it
I guess dodge a triple down and then
And I don't know.
I am on guilty.
Seems as though you can see me.
Just as who, just as I would expect from he who holds the mask.
I can't get rid of myriad slashes rather there's just no way I can get rid of that.
I can't.
You have a skill card for the best physical skill?
Oh I do?
What do you, wait, what's the best physical skill?
God's Hand?
Oh, is that actually the best one?
Ah, let's gamble.
Angelic Grace?
That sounds really, really, endurance.
Wait, this was of Max Wynn.
Do I care about region 3?
I mean, Surrounded is like whatever, right?
Do I care about last stand?
Well, do I need a- I don't need a Vade sigh
because I have Angelic Grace, right?
So a Vade sigh is useless anyway.
Because it doesn't stack, so.
Take the blow, but decreases damage by half.
I mean, you have to.
Oh, but let me oh, I can't dodge
No, Angela Grace is just better. No, no, no, no
Okay
This is an alarm fusion, you can search it.
What the hell?
It's all over the screen.
Oh, I kind of just get like two like chopped ones out of my like
No, but like I want that I spun I wouldn't want to go gambling a bit. I guess I don't need these guys
Choose which skills to inherit
It's gonna fail? Yeah, but it's gonna give me something crazy. Check this out.
Oh.
Oh, hell no.
Oh hell naw 73 wait this is a strong persona wait I got my penis persona
Do you need something?
Do you need something?
I
Love to my fuse those two
Messiah
A persona turned to Piccolo after becoming the trickster's mask.
He appears before Judgment Day to save the Virtuous.
His universal figure appearing in myths around the world.
I know, Bro, he's resistant to everything except for Curse.
Do I want to make this guy like sure this is just like overkill at this point right?
Like, would this not just like trivialize the rest of the game?
You still get bitched by Reaper with it low key.
As soon as I got Morgana Rank 10, I fused Yoshitsune, well I want to do that too, but
But I'm also missing, you know, all these other ones.
I want to make an Asura.
How do I make a Zochoten?
tell me now. Use the calc. Phoenix and Choron's on and a Phoenix.
I'm sure they have a phoenix, right?
Don't piss me off.
Who do I not need at this point?
Who do I not need at this point?
Unfortunately, I don't think I need you anymore, bro.
Do I have another wing, though?
Yeah, penis guy has a wing.
Goodbye, Muga. Oh, well, let's make sure I'm registered first.
Your turn.
Done already. What?
You took...
Time for the Maria Finish, Justine. Right here.
I need a Phoenix, you said, right?
And then, and then, I press, and it's going to be Egor, then we'll fuse these two, and
get a Zochotan, it will receive my, my, it will receive my, my.
Okay, I don't care about these skills.
Now we can fuse it.
Holy.
What do I want?
Nukes skills?
Mighty Gaze?
Decrease SP cost in nuke skills by 75
Oh
It will receive extra extraordinary power
Guys, what is Mata- I think I've asked this question 20 times.
What does Mata Rukaja do?
Ayo, wait, attack up for all?
We don't care about insta-kill blast, do we?
No.
No reason for attack master?
You're right.
Five counter?
I think we want high counter.
I think we won't high counter.
We don't care about Blessings to kill, I think.
Unshaken Will.
Prevents Infliction of Confused Fear, Rage, Despair.
Uh, do we care about math, Rhaedain? No.
Bro, this is insane.
How it's just like...
Oh my god, the alzalbaba!
But then I had to re-summon both of these guys, why'd you have to do that?
These guys were just made
Should I get a god hand to on Yoki and the place like triple down or mock good job, Maon
Wait forget would forget not be broken against the Reaper am I crazy
He's probably a new
Okay, so now we give God's hand to this guy and replace this, maybe?
Okay, is regenerate 3 really that good?
Like I feel like it's not.
Okay, last stand surely can go.
Greatly decreases accuracy of all photo attacks except almighty when surrounded.
Like how often are you surrounded bro?
Let's do it.
Oh I can't take on the Reaper now or what?
Let the reaper ambush you brother what the fuck are you typing are you twisted in the
brain bro? Like bro what is that? Like what is this thing bro? We're gonna get some better
skills but like what the actually? A Buddhist demon that represents the fear of death also
One of us the evil one, he sent his daughters to Tembura during his meditations.
I kinda wanna go take two.
You actually do want to get ambushed by the Reaper. It makes the fight easier. Wait, what?
How?
Are you fucking with me?
He only gets one turn?
Save you! Just saw me save!
That kind of seems like unintentional though, am I crazy?
That like if you let him ambush you he only attacks once.
It's a cheese?
Why did you let him ambush me?
It's a free fight!
Personally?
Personally?
Yeah, I think you have to, I think you've been on me here.
On the ropes?
It's a step forward.
Focus.
All right, Reaper, come on, I wish there was a way to, like, summon him.
I think he's actually killable, though.
Oh, it does?
That's it.
Why is this people's bitch ass out?
Is he afraid of me now or what?
Let's see that.
So you want him to aim for a big, such add-on controller in your mentors?
No.
Wow, that's just like...
Opening the enemy's defense crazy
Guys, okay, we're buffed.
Oh, you have to dodge this.
I want to get a charge going.
Okay.
There.
And I will defense all.
Winner of the game.
I need to do my surprise.
That's out of the bag!
Oh, shit!
I can throw me the bats off!
Okay, lucky.
I'm not charged.
Okay, God, this should do a lot of damage, right?
Grab it, snap!
Actually?
You know what?
Presen!
Let's go.
Doubter says refund credits he did achieve, are you gonna cry?
back
Well, I'm gonna win I'm gonna fucking win
Okay, so we're going to defense up again, and let it get up to you with this method,
nobody will respect you for it.
That's crazy because I don't remember asking.
Let's do this!
Let's heat things up!
Oh, Son of a...
There!
Oh, my Diggadodge!
That's all right.
I'm going to beat the Reaper, oh my god.
Eat this! It's tough!
Oooooookay!
What is it? Don't not the heal!
Take it or listen to me.
Next up.
It's time! Bravic trap!
I
You know what bro, I wonder if it's better to just charge Joker every turn so he can God punch every turn
Dodge on you have to
Wait that was concentrate, okay
Wait, didn't I also craft someone else Giga?
Not the fly.
On get up.
I guess we'll just charge?
That's power!
Please tank that for dodget.
Okay.
Not what I asked. That's fine.
It's okay, I can actually do this.
Yeah, that's how we like our enemies we can't defend now time to get a little crazy
I don't even know what that reference is
Face to the North Star? I knew that.
You're a lot surprised!
It has taken 30 minutes, no. It's literally almost done.
You guys think he has a second phase?
What do you think?
Probably not, right?
Oh!
Reeves that debilitated!
Oh, thank god.
That guy is trolling.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
How much?
Good?
Is it ability to dash?
Such a pain!
Pain
Get down
Reapers selling maybe I'm just out playing and
That was scary
He's getting there
I need a showtime
You don't be fucking it giga is a
Futaba
What's that? What's that? What's that called? We're like your focus is that what it is focus into showtime would be
so big
Flow yeah flow
On on I hate you. I hate you
Don't, not, not the shield!
I'm not choosing a game, bro.
This is just how the game intends to be.
You
Maybe they're gonna kill him like soon though, or I'm just like oh
Yo, Cal makes the fuck of the subs bro
please
oh my god
thank you for wasting the time
please just kill him
Oh my god
Wait, how much XP do you have?
I just jumped like four levels.
physical damage to all foes one or three times. I mean that's gotta be good, no.
Better than Triple Down? Yeah, right, surely.
Believers, you know I got you guys, right?
Yeah, a new move!
I'm sorry, who got a new skill?
I'd like to try this skill soon.
Do you get rid of Maffidine?
She's like full support, bro.
Energy shower?
I've used this though before.
I mean, you do not need it?
Okay!
Whatever, I've already committed, I've already committed
to her being done, I've already committed.
Okay.
Okay, we're done.
Reaper's bitch ass defeated.
It wasn't even closed by the way.
The Persona players are so mad that their challenge boss is a walk in the park for real
gamers.
Yeah!
Is what it is
Half way point of mementos wait, what's that to say? Oh
Oh, this area.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Jesus Christ.
DLC Persona's Galore, Cheezing the Reaper.
Guys, I think I understand why SuperTF never fought Simon in Expression 33.
This is literally all I hear, bro.
That's literally all I hear, bro.
Wait, so when does the reaper fight get easier, bro?
Like what am I missing to make that fight easier?
Is this just more levels?
Like I don't...
No one cares.
Yoshi Tune?
Is Yoshi Tune just that guy?
Oh, this is the guy that thinks all women should be conquered, huh?
That's what you make them think?
Come on, don't pull me like that, please.
Whoa, I just got chills.
Is that saying you get girls wrapped around your finger?
Nothing better than seeing them when her life is shattered, feeling like you control everything
in her life.
What the hell bro?
Womanizing.
What?
Oh my god and it works only on the griffin characters.
I can't believe this guy!
I
Want to charge and try that new skill I got
Of course!
I'm pretty sure of course!
It's like, what is that, bro?
He only hit once? Oh my god, man.
Hurts down!
What what oh my god chill why are you buffing him
I don't know what your name is, but I don't know what your name is.
Oh my god.
Dude, this is so annoying.
This is so annoying.
Just hit him like 20 times.
Dude, I've used that ability 3 times, I only hit 1 time every time.
That is so bullshit.
Swap them out, I'm coming in at this point.
He's ass, motherfuckers!
Am I charged?
this guy's almost dead, whatever, uh, you have a buff, you can attack it, it'll do
a lot.
Oh
Yes
Yeah, it's the best one
I just see them a little bit of all those women because of Utah size of ruin because of you.
Wait what?
I just I'm just like whatever it is what it is wait them up from their genes don't let them become your puppets
You're right. I can give them back their lives
Well, I got an accessory from the reefer. Are you sure?
Divine killer
I don't think it's that good though.
Take the blow, but decrease it so you can't dodge anything.
But if you're going to debilitate and then you're going to increase evasion, why would
you ever...
I think this is better.
You know what I mean?
They can still miss.
Yeah, oh gosh.
attacks can't be dodged
well persona always brings out some
fucking weirdos no man they got what do
you want to do I don't know there's just
every time bro. I think this is the only variety game that we've banned multiple people every
Every day every time that I've played it, bro
Guys friendly reminder
Everyone in the protagonist party is a high schooler
Friendly reminder for you guys
That's a good thing I know.
The fans are the different losers who are lucky they live in 2026 and not 1253.
When you are playing it, please say something about yourself.
Okay, bro, kill him, kill him a little bit. I don't think I would survive in 1253, I'll be honest with you.
I play video games for a living.
I don't think I would live in 1253.
You'd be a farmer, but I feel like being a farmer sounds like kind of a chill life, though.
I mean, it's hard work. It's hard labor. Like, obviously.
Yo, congrats bro!
Congrats bro!
You're nearing the end, go go go, you can do it!
But we're nearing the end of the nettoes?
Or the end of this area?
I'm not really clear on what they mean by some of these.
As a person on the fan, it's sometimes embarrassing to be a fan because of the weird part of the fan base.
Wow, Mokko's a pussy.
Wait, Feinberg?
Wait a minute. Tomorrow is MCSR. Playoffs and Feinberg plays.
Will you wake up to watch? I don't know.
How much damage does this do? I know it's a lot of SP, but I'm just...
Oh my god, he's a mean fuck. Oh jeez!
Oh my god, he just hasn't even fought.
I charged up, you'll get down, get down.
Oh, I wasn't really as much of a thought.
Yeah, I don't think I'm going to watch tomorrow, because I probably won't be up.
Good job.
Yeah.
Sorry.
You hate Feinberg?
No.
He asked me to be in a Minecraft event, actually, which I will be doing.
I'm going to start this, Mona. Be careful.
Something's holding me from a real danger.
Sheesh.
Honest, meet two nuclear movers.
Arsonas!
It's weak nuclear movers, isn't it?
Oh, Joker! You're looking cool!
Serves you right!
Joker! You're looking cool!
Oh, well.
This one's got a temper. Just act really serious.
I'm serious
Tell me something for future reference, what was the cause of my defeat your lack of resolve
Oh geez
Okay, I don't think I don't like the minecraft thing. I gotta bite it to is like announced yet
But whatever it's fine. I won't get in trouble
It's fine
Next right now there's giving me a different reading. I'm sure that's the goal.
I'm getting more shots.
boost okay actually give it a go yeah I don't think we care about God hand do we
on this guy. No we don't care. Why is a lot of enemies over there with the foot?
Excuse me guys. Wow holy fucking perfect line I just took.
Okay. Okay. Fine perks that you're uninvited for leaking with chill. What are you doing
with these girls? You're getting the wrong idea. I'm just allowing them to promote themselves.
They don't understand that you have to pay a price to survive in this cutthroat industry.
They say they're pretty popular. Why don't I be your producer? We're the ones who'll
be managing you. Oh fuck. Oh my god he's a penis. He's a penis.
Oh my god, he's licking me.
We fix a good animal
Oh, I've been there was so much damage if those I can get it off those concentrate
Okay, what is that bro
I
Know you made me very sad you open the case while I wasn't here open another one tonight for me King your dude
Right, I literally said this girl I knew cat napkins the fucking
How much damage is this?
Oh, speaking of Joker to smash, also have enough of the giant penis tentacle monster
I'll just throw the trophy.
Pummels your penis into a pole.
Robin, look, look, look, look, look, hold on.
Let's see how they do it, penis.
Watches your penis.
Pummels your penis.
That's it.
Bang!
Alright.
Level up.
Alright.
Check out this new skill!
Ooh, God's Hand, huh?
Now I'm even more charming.
Now I'm even more charming!
So
Fuller stores HP and cures non-special elements for all
I mean I
Guess that's good. I mean I'm never using
She rises pretty good
I'll make an executive decision, fuck triple down.
You're not ashamed.
You tell me the way I've been doing things has been wrong this whole time?
It's totally wrong.
Okay.
I apologize.
In portal that
Doesn't look it's gonna open what?
Nothing we can do right now as far as we can go
What
What if we make one of these, wait the skull is kinda sick.
wait Gabe? Gabe? Guys I think it's time to say goodbye to bugs unfortunately. Bugs has
been around for a while but he's falling off, that is what it is. Register! I like a bug's
He's gonna go
This could bestow an extra... I see.
I mean losing both of those would kind of suck.
Go bigger, go home.
Diamond dust?
Bang.
Max win.
the next one. Divine Judgment? Bless Attack that reduces the HP of one foe by 50%?
Does it work on bosses?
What about the Reaper?
He's a boss?
It misses a lot?
Oh, so it's ass.
Are you just telling me it's ass?
11 greatly decreases accuracy for one foe
If they'd curse
I mean, I'm not I mean, I'm not weak to curse though
I'm not weak to curse
Honestly, we don't need region 3 if I don't feel it up if I'm a physical character
I think touch and go guys. What does super kaja do?
Ice and
Time and dust fuck side on
That's a pretty strong one!
That's a pretty strong one!
That's a pretty strong one!
Who else is falling off?
Like trumpeters falling off, right? Yeah, he's just fall he's no he's falling off. I should say
Okay, well, I got it. I actually got it
Set this chopped no
This is an alarm fusion.
You really need this.
Wait, Lilith kinda...
Um, I'm gonna use these two, I think.
Baphomet and Trumpeter, and then we'll make Raphael.
You see power beyond your skills. You need more magic personas
Have you
Have you almighty a
A guy like me knows what he's doing, if you'd believe it.
Nulph is... and repel electric.
What?
Call me a sub-therber, Portland, Oregon, the way I get to tell the fever.
This could bestow an extraordinary power.
Both of you to work.
Both of you to work.
I am Raphael.
I shall become a mask and provide support for your health, both mentally and physically.
Yeah, yeah, get rid of it.
Bang!
Um, we don't need another Heat Riser, I think.
Because we have it on somebody already.
Growth-free?
You guys said growth is really good.
I don't use the gaja.
Adverse resolve.
Increases critical rate when surrounded.
Re-snooze.
Arms master?
Re-snooze.
Am I pissing anybody else?
Anybody else off with the way I do this?
Oh, I just need Uriel and I can make Michael.
How do I make Uriel?
Choose Wifely.
I, but what if I fuse both of them?
I mean, if we're ever gonna get something giga,
it would have to be like now.
You wish to view the compendium.
There is an open market, is an alarm.
Gabriel and Raphael, I'll just read some of them
if it sucks.
Gabriel and Raphael, shall we?
You should use an ally beyond your limits.
Shoes which skills to inherit.
This could bestow an extraordinary power.
This could bestow an extraordinary power.
Now, let us begin.
Come on.
And it's oh
Wait, he's low level though a stereo
Become your mask very well. They feel it guard job. I shall crush you. I think he's lower level than both of them
56 oh hell nah, bro. Oh
Hell
Do you need something?
Do you need something?
Huh?
The inmate let now choose!
Do you need something?
I can make Addis!
A strong Priscilla indeed!
Why is this guy massive?
You wish for more power than you can handle.
Select the skills you'd like to inherit.
Vitality of the tree.
But that's good, because then I can use Thermopole... yeah.
I think we do that.
That's a team-wide heat riser.
And then we'll do...
Do we just give him size skills?
I mean, I feel like he's better as a support character though.
I can do both?
Done already.
What?
It is time, inmate.
Relax, I'll handle it.
What do you want to do?
Oh
All right, how I'm gonna pose on the fan site he told all the girls yet very good very good
They come will she this stuff again come with you it was so popular even though he's a piece of product
Whatever he wanted
Don't worry about it.
Thanks, Joe.
I'm glad to see Lydian's happy.
Her smile makes everything worthwhile.
You can see her smiling.
I can see it in my head, alright.
Oh, what about the end result though?
You all did your best.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
You should have studied all your subjects, though, instead of trying to guess what's
on the exam.
There's no way I can do that!
back to my sister, there's been some progress, she'll be interrogating Shido soon.
I'm gonna make like a tree and get out of here for now, I'll see ya!
Shut up, Kawakami.
See ya later!
True Masayoshi Samayel Shido, jeez.
I got a p-
and I'll wait for you to drop.
I'm a shabby fool,
and what else should I do?
Let's go and take off in the night,
and reveal the truth.
I'm using my brain by the way that's the reason why I didn't fuse those guys
No, not special bomb.
Did you use your brain to not re-summon as well?
You're so stupid.
I don't like you would never understand.
Okay, now we'll fuse these two guys and we'll make Addis and then we'll get
We'll get that and then we'll give them the size stuff
And then
This could bestow an extraordinary both of you to work
I am Addis, I shall unleash the magical energy of the blood that has been spilled.
Now then, take my mask.
Can you get something better than concentrate?
Fuck it, do it.
What?
Oh, hell no!
I don't even care about this, I don't even care about that, well I mean better than that
I guess drain curse absorb. I mean he's weak to curse
What is this fucking shut-ass persona I have bro
I guess
Unbelievable bro, it turned out great says Caroline
I
Want my boys back Raphael and Gabriel with them both back. I want both of them
Calm down
Bro, sets gotta go guys, I hate to say it, but at some point sets gotta go.
Like it is what it is.
He's kind of chopped
What is he itemizing to I need to itemize someone we'll see special shot belt
Oh
We're power blasts is giga so this is your intent
Perhaps this is a bit excessive goodbye Raphael
We did it fuck up
Wait how how did fuck up
What did I get instead
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Unfathomable.
Hey, inmate!
Time for some more.
This game is ass!
It is time, innate.
Let's just go to bed, bro.
Let's progress the story, shall we?
Ah, you're back.
Who's your favorite persona design?
It's bugs.
bugs something's not right the fan of a shop isn't busy at all it doesn't make
sense why
because it hasn't made the news it's so obvious if anything's are responsible
though
The news is talking about how Shido won by a landslide.
the poor health of their leader, Osayoshi Shido. As such, the special diet session was postponed,
along with Shido's inauguration as Prime Minister.
Postponed?
They should be firing him!
And wait, poor health? This is completely different from what my sister told us!
I heard he barely slept during the election campaign. I don't blame him.
He's not going to step down now, is he? Will this country be fine without Shido?
How can people still believe in him what the heck the Phantom thieves are being treated like well
Like they never existed
Goodness no link among the chain of heart instance only coincidental psychiatric disorders
Oh my god, the deep state Phantom thieves only use those rumors to their advantage
Hostress who would believe such things?
But the person saying this is a famous researcher and even the ministry is saying that's how they determined the situation too
When she don't gonna make a comeback
Honestly, I don't think anyone else but she do can handle times like these
What's going on no matter how you look at it, this isn't normal
Yeah, it's as if the people in reality have become distorted.
What's happening here worries me.
The only thing we can do right now is wait and see what happens.
What do you mean I can't question him at this point?
Mr. Shido is in an extremely unstable state.
I can't allow you to get in contact with him.
Every- like he may officially have to undergo a psychiatric evaluation at this rate.
We are at the cusp of making a case. Do you know how much trouble we've gone through to get this far?
I'm just doing my job as a doctor.
Even if Shido was behind it, do you plan on convicting a central figure behind such a historical change?
What? Don't be ridiculous. This is a country governed by law.
You still want to protect him even though you know what happened to the man previously at your post.
So you plan on taking the head of the nation to court you need to take a break
Nijima, I'm taking you off this case especially since it's broomboard you have ties the phantom thieves. Oh shit
What if I recall correctly you still aren't married are you you'll be on leave for a long time?
Why not look for a husband?
What the hell?
Do you know he's getting pissed?
Trig evaluation!
Guno's getting pissed!
Is there anything we can do?
As a result the phantom thieves are still labeled as criminals. Oh my god, man
It's a storm of criticisms online too. People are saying to catch the remnants and execute them
This is crazy
At any rate, let's wait for my sister. She should be arriving here soon
Everyone's being tricked so easily. Why the hell did we risk our lives then?
If Shito is judged by the law, everything we've done will be treated as if it never happened.
Moving the entire country however they wish by controlling people's cognition?
This is no different than being inside a palace.
I'm sorry.
I gathered the best of the best and fought for a case.
But as Makoto must have told you, it was denied.
denied at this rate it won't end with just shito's innocence this trend continues
spiraling down there's even the possibility that crimes using the
metaverse will advance onto a national scale but that's not what I'm here to
tell you we're in danger because we know the truth it's only a matter of time
before we're apprehended it wouldn't be odd if they were to charge in now so we
We gotta move.
This makes no effin' sense!
We gotta move.
Sis!
There's nothing more I can do with my resources.
That's why I want to ask for your help.
Oh?
I wondered if there was any way you could do something one last time.
I know that I'm in no position to ask this of you.
That doesn't matter to us.
So what are we gonna do?
Should we change the hearts of all Shido's followers?
Even if Futaba were to research all of them, it'd take time.
There's too little information.
You can only target individuals.
Are we no match against the national power?
Mementos.
Oh?
If we use Mementos, we might be able to do something.
There's something we can do there?
I told you before. Mementos is the palace of the general public. It's the source of all distortions, and is maintained by the people's collective unconsciousness.
Wait, do you mean that there's a treasure even in Mementos?
Why is Sai looking at him like she can hear him? Well, she can hear him, yeah!
And if we go after that, the collapse of Mementos should affect the public as a whole. The state of society would change, too.
If everyone's hearts grow to hold shido responsible for his actions things might start going our way
It's a bold plan, but interesting. So if you neglected mementos all the let's just like you didn't like to them all the way up until this point in the game
Would you have to do the entire?
mementos dungeon
Sounds good to me. Yeah
We're gonna do this. There's one thing you all need to realize
to begin with why does something like the human cognition exist as another
substantial world the reason for that is most likely sleeping within mementos
we'll be destroying that you know I don't see where you're going with this
the human cognition will lose substance so you can't sneak into people's
palaces anymore so if other criminals appear you won't be able to steal their
treasure and change their hearts it means the phantom thieves will be going
out of business
We'll have to discard this way of life.
I think we need to do this.
I mean, we're the group who's reforming society, right?
What do you think, as our leader?
You lose your powers if Mementos is erased.
Will you still do it?
We have to.
I see.
All right.
It seems there are no objections.
Did you come up with a plan?
Whether it succeeds or not is another story though.
This prosecutor looks like this is going to be our last job.
Last job?
We're erasing the metaverse.
Once we accomplish our duty, we entrust the world to respect Voltault.
Yeah, that'll go well.
That'll go well.
Thanks to Bresco.
Or Des Bresco. Des Bresco. Des Bresco. Yeah.
Looks like it's decided
You're the leader and this is officially our last mission. Come on say something
Let's fix this country. We already said that before though
That's fine. We're doing it for real this time after all
You don't have much time, right?
We should carry this out tomorrow the day before Christmas. I'm counting on you guys
No matter what happens, you better see it through.
Wait, check out my confidant spread real quick.
And seven inch wee frog and rooty blues and Reese.
Thanks guys.
until re-arrest, FEW, steal the public's heart.
Oh, you want to do it?
Yes!
Bro, does he have all of them? Oh my god, man. You don't even know that the last two are story locked.
Morgana and Igor are story locked, bro.
Oh my god.
Mm-hmm nice going all right all right
Hey, what's that Morgana actually never mind you must be tired
Just say it bro
Honestly, you're amazing. There's definitely something special about you
Hey says pulling a hay.
Wait, that's a good point.
Are you sad about that?
Let me have some of this tortilla.
I have some more of this fucking tortilla from earlier.
Oh! What? Speaking of story...
Speaking of story-locked confidants...
Your bond shall become the wings of rebellion and break the yoke of thy heart.
While hast to waken to the ultimate secret of the magician, granting thee infinite power.
All right!
All right!
All right!
You can now fuse Fruitsunushi.
What the hell is that?
Zoro has transformed into Mercurius.
A Veid Electric?
I mean...
I mean, he's not going off the bench, so he'll take whatever's out.
We should rest in preparation for tomorrow.
I was just starting to get heavy.
I can't keep moping any longer.
Night night!
That was a frugus delight, inmate.
What?
We gave you words of praise, but we take them all back.
Why?
The source of what was hindering your rehabilitation.
To think it would be the ignorant masses to which you tried to prove your integrity.
They themselves, not show elation for those who are unseen.
Despite all that, they now say you do not exist.
They toyed with you, yet none take responsibility.
The distortion of man's world is endlessly deep.
But the music go.
Fixing it may now be impossible, even
with the appearance of a trickster.
Master?
It seems this is the limit of humanity.
What are you saying, bro?
The time of ruin is nigh.
One due to the distortion of man's own heart from which none can escape.
Yo, what's Igor- what's Igor Waffin' about, bro?
Igor's gonna chill a little bit!
You and everyone else, you've all grown so much.
No time to get sentimental?
We're gonna end this with a bang.
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
It's finally time.
You think it'll go well?
It has to.
Right. It's something only we can do.
See you at the usual place after school.
I'll tell everyone to come.
Oh, how'd I do on the finals?
Top 10?
Bang!
Simple.
For a guy like me.
Hey, check out the nav.
Explain an unfamiliar message.
The door to the depths of Mementos has been opened.
Wait, does that mean...
We're really gonna do this, right?
Of course.
Why are you asking now?
Well...
I just thought what am I gonna do if you guys freak out and bail on me
We're going to erase me Mentos, aren't we come on. Let's go you guys
Mono sure seems hyped up
I just farted loud as hell
Is it monochon behaving a little odd that's great in chaos
Yeah, he is horrible. You know you're right
That was definitely on that said that not Haru or that that was on that took a sigh not Haru
I shouldn't have brought that up. Shall we get going?
What? What are you doing?
Oh, what's that for?
Why can't I-
Wait, what is this? What?
Shut up, bitch!
work too hard to get down here or something. The lack of unforeseen circumstances is nothing
to complain about. Let us continue. This area is hot-ass, big JRPG area in town.
Whoa!
What the hell is this?
Some big fossil looking thing. So this must be the treasure.
Wait look on the side it's the train running down to mementos so this is
where that crowd of people was trying to reach people are walking in and out of
there so the other side of the wall must be wait it's not a wall but a giant door
Yes, that means the treasure's not here. Come on, let's stay focused.
I can't feel it.
Whoa!
Is this thing seriously a door? How are we supposed to get past?
It opens straight away. I bet that means the inner depths the Metanap is talking about before are right ahead.
Is this place?
We'll find out once we reach the depths.
Come on, let's go.
The hell is this place?
It's so creepy.
The strange pipes tunneling through the mementos were originating from down here after all.
They're not in some of the veins.
No.
Some of the scenery we're kind of distortion is this.
I don't think this world is.
Treasure's definitely here and that's important.
There's something else that's coming from much deeper within.
Okay, but what if I made you what if I what if I cracked the ocean sooner first
Wait free fall you're gonna need to help me out here, bro
The inmate needs our guide if you wish to gather them
Because I need to make an okuninushi a yakta dorasu and a futsunushi
Yeah, I need you to let me know on that one big bro
Now choose!
What path do you want?
Not a...
Forneus and Stone of Skorn?
That's a lot.
Three here.
Forneus? There's a bro's name is Forneus?
Forneus.
Okay, bad news. I don't have Forneus.
It's not going to be fun.
Seth and Pazuzu.
Okay.
Seth and Pazuzu?
Absolutely.
And Seth.
Which I have.
Do you really need this?
That could be a four-in-a-yes. Bro's name is Four-in-a-yes.
Select the skills you'd like to inherit.
It will receive and let us speak in.
I'll try to do this as fast as I can.
And then, I make four, wait, so four neus and who?
Stone of Skull.
Stone of Skull.
Stone of Skull.
Okay.
And that'll give me a Futsun Nushi.
Great things are possible.
Select the skills you'd like to inherit.
Increase damage from attacks that's how you close a lease?
I mean, it's gotta be roll of the sword. It has to roll of the sword, no?
It will receive. I see.
Charge brave blade we got to take that right let me just got to take brave blade
We don't care about a big sigh region three
Um
Firm stance you don't care about firm stance. I don't think I don't like it. Okay
Okay, so I have him and I need Okunuu Nishi and Yatagara-su.
Okay.
ABC.
Needle.
There's gotta be a quick way to go up and down this menu than like scrolling up like all the way up, right?
Like surely?
The left and right?
I see
Sauce and Queen mob, okay
Sauce and Queen mob
And a queen mob.
And then, wait here it comes.
It will receive my mind.
It will be a Q, a quiz on Persona Fusion after you complete the game and I will not be fucking taking it.
I won't be taking it, bro.
Wait, guys, get ready.
Key's coming.
I mean it's just Will the sword, no?
I guess we'll take myriad slashes.
Survival trick.
Actcubal.
region 3 and a high counter maybe?
So this is Thanos right here, you guys say?
This is Thanos?
Oh my god.
Last stand?
We don't care about last stand, I don't think.
Do we care about last stand?
No.
Fast heal.
What do I care about fast heal?
I guess it's better than Zyadine, I guess.
Electrical amp?
I mean, we don't really care.
Paso Toby is that what I want?
Wait hold on what if I trained it?
So, who's it going to be?
It takes a while?
Oh.
Sacrifice?
Oh, yeah.
Power requires sacrifice.
What are you waiting for?
Uh.
What are you waiting for?
what are you waiting for is this enough by the Raphael or Gabriel
this is what the persona shall be let these powers unite well I think I've
Killed Raphael three times, R.
And we replace...
Myriad slashes with that?
And then, let's get him back again.
Oh, shit, there are a ton of gathered here.
Looks like I always want to get past that door.
Why is it so crowded?
The door's keeping them all out.
We'll have to try and look for another way in.
Let me in already.
Let's see it.
Alright!
I think I bet from from this place I wonder why I don't know I also wonder why
it's a great question all right yoshitsune let's see what you got bro there are bones everywhere too
My god, I'm fuck I've leveled up so much when killing the Reaper. They're green. I can just truck through them
Who's captured here technically speaking I would say it's someone's shadow
They're saying something
come on don't be out there and come on in don't open the cells okay I have no
intention of leaving this place they feel safe being here what do you say you're
being kept in a prison this reminds me of come she's cast like the slaves this
is a theme guys is a theme that's right this place is the best in the end the
The depths within is a system that grants desires.
A system that grants desires?
Something like that exists here?
It's no use.
You can't reason with these people.
They're truly distorted, just like the scenery here.
You end up searching for stuff or being troubled
because you're outside the prison.
There are things you don't need to know to live on.
He's right.
Things like the details on the system, the locked quarantine cell.
Quarantine?
Who's locked in there?
Supposedly a great and truly dangerous criminal.
But who would want to check a place like that?
Come now, we don't have to chat like this.
Why not come inside?
Why are you out and about where are your restraints guard?
Oh crap.
Removing your restraints is not allowed.
Outsiders must be eliminated.
Let's see what Yoshi Tune can do without charging, let's see what he does.
was careless of us it should be no surprise that a prison has guards wait a
sec this is everyone's palace right not like Hamoshita's castle who's keeping
these people here Mona John I remember now what do you remember bro see this
place before what hold on though it wasn't open until we came here today
Sorry, it's just a sense I'm getting. Still, it feels like I'm really close to remembering
something important.
You know, coming in here was what you wanted from the beginning. We just gotta keep moving
on. On top of that, I'm curious to know who the ruler of this place is.
Yeah.
You're right.
What if it's Shadow Morgana?
Wait, what about these people?
Leave them be. They'll be taken care of if we erase mementos.
Hey, it's dangerous to keep standing around here. Let's get going
When I'm already charged if I haven't equipped going into battle, that's not right, is it?
How you just fit?
You just fit
Fibbing are we
I
I'm sorry, I'm sorry twins. I'm not doing it
The hell what's going on doesn't look like it's a trap or anything try touching again joker
There seems to be more to this prison right now there's a dead end for some reason
All right looks like touching it turns it back off so they keep you that dangerous right right
Right.
Right.
Drain the businessman.
Work hard, struggle, pursue a faint
looms of happiness. Is any of that really necessary?
The world is already complete. There's nothing left to do.
There's blood vessel things coming down into it.
The color of a spot changes when you walk on top of it.
All great things are the leap of faith.
True.
Wait.
Oh, this is really embarrassing.
The device is radiating a vibrant blue light.
Probably trying to do the color of the floor somehow, since we changed all the spots in
the floor to blue the device's color changed too.
It's yellow again.
yellow again. I like how you got a yellow spot mixed in with all the blue. Okay. Um, really
just said none of this makes sense to him? Is he dumb as hell or what? Alright! The vice
It's not only a switch, but also the wall that's blocking our path.
The elaborate device.
So, our natural security is tight in the prison, then again, no inmates actually wish to leave.
Rude's voice.
In a few seconds, it'll all be over.
Head to the scene at once. Don't let them escape.
I'm just trucking these guys, they're all weak as hell.
Face me and die!
You look at the top left. It's like the fucking look at the palace security
There's like a red thing here
Okay guys listen you can't say oh
You can't do both row if I don't do side content. It's 9% and then if I do side content you say over level like what is it guys?
You're a real good fool.
Another skill? I need to bar card too.
Focus.
I did side content and wasn't over level for this. I guess I just did more than you. I guess I did better than you, bro.
I guess I'm just better.
I
Leveled up
What are you weak to
Resistance to physical be strong to fizz
How about curse
Okay, I should have 1000 damage to him.
Okay.
Oh, down shot!
I always forget about this fucking item.
I mean that at that skill.
Hope diamonds
Um, goodbye, Melchidic
Okay, I think Zoro and big pimping. What is this guy have what does hope diamond give you?
Relax, I'll handle it.
Standards, laws, rules, manners, common sense.
And if you can't do this in an outcast, all you have to do is obey the rules.
That's palm for Jordy Bluff.
You're actually him you fuck with that or what?
You guys fuck with that or what?
Do-do-do-do-do.
I can see it.
Fifth grade puzzle.
Oh, did that the Fortnite thing get announced?
Yeah, I kind of...
I think I leaked that too, also, because I remember I told you guys I'm being sponsored
on Sunday by Fortnite in Overwatch.
I don't even know what that only means though like pose like I'm just gonna be
streaming and playing in it like I don't I don't know like what I'm posting
particularly but... somewhere.
Oh, this is a safe room.
As such, she's glad you're not playing so I assumed you were casting. No, I'm definitely playing.
I think it's literally just gonna be like the 2k games with a 2k sponsor. I
Think it's gonna be like that like how me and Ludwig were like
hosts or whatever
We're like we went in to like get interviewed in between games. I think it's just gonna be like that
Never avoided a stream more than that 2k stream bro. I hate to break it to you. You might have missed out on greatness in that stream
I'm not even kidding either
First try this puzzle, by the way.
What is this shit?
Truly seems to go on an ad infinitum.
Where does it lead?
Maybe we should be this much here. The treasure's presence is getting stronger. We're going in the right direction for sure.
Oh shit, okay, Morgana.
Kamoshita!
What the hell?
Matarame!
Matarame.
Damn it's me.
Hey man, I'm curious what you're thinking about.
Kanashiro?
Is President Okumara here too?
Father isn't around anymore.
Yeah, he's fucking...
Sorry.
No, it's okay.
More importantly, look there.
True, Masayoshi Samayoshi-do?
Without having to think for myself now
I mistakenly thought myself to be talented
No, I think I'm just playing too much
It's no wonder people who can't take a hand get yelled at
I'm talking like a big shot
Who cares if I'm stupid?
It's not like you get punished for being dumb
You can y'all what to say you look like the fucking like the blank face
These people seem completely different than they were before.
I don't think it's because they had a change of heart though.
Wait, have they chosen a life of captivity after they lost their distorted desires?
Unfortunately, Okunbra isn't here with us.
Nothing can be done for the dead. I'm sorry.
Yes, I know. Thank you for the details.
Now if you don't mind, what in the world is this place?
It's supposedly called the Prison of Regression.
Prison of Regression?
More importantly, does this look like captivity to you?
Why?
It's the exact opposite.
The utmost freedom is available to anyone who desires it here.
This is the freedom to not make decisions.
The release from having to think for yourself
It is far more marvelous than the country I wish to create
Release from having to think
but that's
Anime are you insane bro
However, there are some fools who cannot stay put in this place.
In other words, they are escaped convicts.
Basically, don't worry about it. He just makes 100% of fans again. That's all you gotta know.
That's all you really gotta know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't escape convicts?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't escape convicts?
Oh, I see.
So people who, oh, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Are we sending back here?
I don't understand.
Just what have we been doing by using the cognitive world?
Reforming society, bro.
Get ahold of yourself, Inari.
Yes, you're right.
I'm sorry.
Having the freedom to not make your own decisions only means that someone else is controlling you.
Tell me, who is the ruler here?
Who made all of this?
What an odd question to ask.
It should be obvious.
Every member of the general public.
Haven't you learned anything in school?
The collective ruler of the democratic country is its people.
Don't lie out of your ass like that!
We- that- that stutter was not tough, bro.
I mean, there was a guard here earlier.
That means someone's gotta be looking out for you guys, right?
You may be right.
We are the ones looking out upon everyone else.
No.
So the ones who least want the prison to be tampered with...
Are the prisoners themselves?
It don't matter what this guy's talking about.
We're gonna erase all of Mementos anyways.
Come on, let's keep going.
Mona, the treasure's in the deepest part, right?
Mona?
I do remember this place.
I saw the humans in here,
and realized I looked different than them for some reason.
Right.
That's when I started to think I wanted to turn into a human is that why you thought you would regain your true form if we destroyed Mementos
Sorry, I'm still missing a lot of my memories, but I know I started randomly checking a bunch of palaces
Then my next memory is about that bastard Kamoshita's
I'm starting to remember more
What are you doing here?
The hell?
Guard captain?
Guard's again?
And there are more of them this time!
Dammit, we got careless.
Let's run!
Wait, wait, I got my own thing.
I've discovered some escaped inmates.
Catch them at once!
Oh, what the hell?
They're fucking bristles!
Yeah, you want some more
I have something forming right now.
Show me your true form.
I'll reveal your true form.
Focus.
focus dangerous levels of aura I gotta close the tab
is that thing I can do myself I'll just leave social reform to someone else who
has the power that wants an end soon so who really cares
so now it was supposed to be it's all societies fall from not accepting the
Hard work only brings us to Austria. The slide is such a waste.
He's talking about end. This is bullshit.
Somewhere.
I do feel like I have this song though.
I'll reveal your true form.
Wait guys, how did I get this high level? I don't get it
Are you guys a skit convex you maybe should stop trying so hard to get out I heard there were
Some others who escape this place, but they found their way back wouldn't you better people just live with the handy-bendell how hilarious
The Reaper yeah, but only five level points not that much. Oh that guy's yellow
Actual fight is brewing it would
I'll reveal your true form
He's weak to ice, do I have an ice skill? Oh wait, no
Who has a giga ice skill? Diamond dust
How much damage look at I hear Gabriel we got
And that was easy!
I can feel it.
I kind of fuck with this song.
It's definitely got some themes to it for sure.
Which I like.
Wait a minute! Someone just threw in the gauntlet! Anything Annalise says has been rendered worthless
once they admitted to playing Danganronpa.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Dower young man!
Don't you think destruction's gonna...
He's not comprehended.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I was gonna say I feel like I feel like I know who's talking about
What the hell?
Beat him up!
Pretty good damage.
Wait why am I so much damaged
Can we really do this relax I'll handle
Oh
She's scared
But when you guys said I'll just get rid of them of the fucking the thing
Oh
Again and she's scared
I'm just...
Holy Shroud, uh, something when I watch, uh, I don't know, high level CS gameplay, something
like that. I don't know. Holy Shroud of Jesus. Outside of the world, I can see it all online.
It'd be a pain actually going anywhere. And besides, it's going to be happening soon.
What's happening soon?
There's no way we can change the world. Everyone agrees. It's one of your guys come join us.
I'm not sure what's meant anyway, you might as well.
What's gonna happen?
Joker hits a mean dab.
What he fucking does this, by the way?
I'll reveal your true form.
That one was pretty freakin' strong.
Does he look that strong?
I love that tough to meet.
Warden.
You must be the outsiders, I've been- I- Wait.
In a few seconds, you must be the outsiders I've heard so much about!
I've been waiting for you.
Give us what you're guarding.
I won't deny that you'll need it to continue on, but mark my words. You'll never get your hands on it.
In a few seconds, you'll have to get through me to do so.
What the fuck is-
Fire assassin
All right, let's get a
Where's my you should see me it's a charge
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god.
No Joker?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yo, Joker?
Filled the trash.
I'm sorry, that was one of my eight attacks and it just did a thousand damage.
for a million discs by the way name my kid Yoshi Tune it's kind of fire of course he
He uses the OP persona.
Oh my God, brah.
Oh my God, brah.
He's using end game content 105 hours into the game.
Oh my God, man.
Does he even kill it?
Whatever, bro.
Is Izanagi really stronger?
That seems like crazy to me.
Given the shape and number of spots, there's no mathematical way they can make it all blue.
You know, I was literally just thinking that. I'm not even kidding.
This is really a security system that has to be a way past it.
I have something.
Alright, well, if I can't do it, then let's turn it off.
Shall we?
I'm gonna put this in the spot.
This is like in closed forest but more your speed.
I literally got a single person likes and clothes wars by the way.
I like it, I don't like it, it makes me angry.
Bro, it needs to sound.
Seriously? It's still going further down? We're so far underground at this point.
I hope we don't suddenly find ourselves in a giant pool of lava. Still, we gotta keep
going.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Guys, look! Doesn't that cell seem... different from the others?
Yeah, it's fucking massive!
Wait, could this be that quarantine cell?
Supposedly the most sinful most dangerous inmate is held within
This his name and a wet spot place smells familiar for some reason
smells
There's no mistake
This is it. I was born here. What?
Inside the prison
Wait, then are you the dangerous inmate?
No, V and mate wasn't me, but I remember this place.
Someone created me here to guide all of you.
Guide?
And who is this someone?
Igor?
I can't remember.
Dammit, I'm so close, but my memory is too foggy.
You know, hearing all this just makes me want to know what's inside.
We found him.
Skatebeats are in front of the isolated cell alert. Capture them at once
All right, let's see what this can do
This is my feet!
Show me that one word, how?
This place seems to be under high alert now.
We should keep going.
Given how important this hell appears to be,
the damage, the death sentence must be near.
Lone's memories may return if we continue on.
Yeah.
We're finally getting close to the public's treasure, huh?
Now that I think about it,
it makes sense mementos would connect to some place like underneath Shibuya.
Everyone crans themselves into packed underground boxes day after day without any complaints.
From my standpoint, those are the true inmates of mementos. It's no surprise the places are connected.
You know,
the voices of the public may have led the Phantom Thieves on more than one way-
People say it's OP, but it's actually funny.
Okay, one, it is funny.
Two, I think end game,
gear and games, especially single player games,
should probably be OP.
I don't know, bro.
Seriously, let's hurry up and steal that treasure
so we can crush mementos.
We truly are reforming society.
Let's go.
I have something.
The Super TF Tinky's late game, but is this not the ending palace of OG Persona?
So guys, who's excited for the new game plus run after this?
The politics were taking an interest in that,
with taking an interest in that really matter now,
nothing would change.
By the use of time for myself before it's too late for it.
I will kill your true form.
Don't do anything unnecessary this is going to be a beautiful end to our world.
Whoa.
Hmm. That's in the floor kind of different from the ones we've seen so far.
It is.
Oh.
Alright, this game is supposed to be hard, but it's actually impressive how you're good at legit everything.
Thank you, bro. I try.
I'm not good at everything, though. There's some stuff I suck at.
What could those pounds on the floor have meant?
I'm pretty sure I figured out while I was watching there's a limitation on this area
You can only change the colors up to 10 times any wood not want to start over
You saw the pulse about your first try Joker that's seriously incredible
Oh
Was he not green was he yellow?
Goodbye.
Did you want to do it?
Did you?
I would want that I did rule of a one for Elden Ring and randomizer Elden Ring
I'm just looking at the freaking, you know, the atmosphere, the themes, if you will.
Unmoved, you fucker there?
people like you even exist you're not commercially can the proof of all
I'm going to put this in now.
Nice.
FAMILY SHOOTBALL!
Sorry, I'm kinda not saying much right now. I'm just sort of like, vibing out to the music. Can't lie.
And that's Hades, and Oxy Rotten, and Baked Girl, and Wicked Lemon.
It's kind of sick that I'll have to fight any enemy and I can just truck through them. So the music never stops
She don't even do any pleases. I don't like your kind of guy. He is won't matter soon enough anyway
Just as it being governed by someone really means
Leave me be an exchange I won't request anything of you. Let me see out the end of this world in peace
Why everyone believes that world is coming to an end? What could they mean? I mean, Igor said the same shit too, no?
Oh
Shit
Relax. I'll handle it.
You're looking cool!
Joker! You're looking cool!
Also, if you can allow me, if you'll let me fucking, you know,
if you'll just allow me,
I think, dare I say, it fits the theme a little more
of the palace that I'm able to just truck through all the enemies anyways.
This is not just impossible, okay, so I was pretending.
I was pretending to know it.
I mean, to be fair also, in a lot of JRPGs, someone in chat kind of said I think,
Insta kills do exist, by the way, in a lot of JRPGs, just saying.
Not exactly a new mechanic.
Name some?
Okay, in MOTHER 3, for example, if you are strong enough, you don't actually have to
fight any enemy who's lower level than you, you just run through them and they get stunned
and then they just, that's it.
Thousand Your Door has some insta-kill mechanics.
Pokemon has them.
All true.
Am I just doing the same thing I did the first time?
Pokemon literally has no insta kills, what are you stupid?
Don't you love it when someone's just, like, confidently dumb?
That's the poser final boss?
Okay.
I have something.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Yes.
I have something.
What's doing?
Well, it's...
The hell is this?
It's huge.
I didn't realize such a gigantic place existed here.
Is this where everyone's treasure is held?
Yeah, that should be the case.
But this ominously bizarre air about it, it almost feels like a temple of sorts.
Although...
Look, there's no point freaking out now.
Come on, let's go.
I see hands.
Are we fighting them with the fucking boss from Mario 64?
Inside the temple?
Pyramid?
No, I'm not ready this time.
Let me take a bite of my tortilla real quick from earlier.
Alright, shall we?
the hell? look at how many there are. are these all prison cells? and what's that thing
in the middle? I don't know. whatever it is it looks disgustingly grand. there are no other
passages leading out of this room. it appears this is our final destination. the depths
of mementos in that case is the treasure of mementos somewhere in here I should
be the case I think you're right I've never been here but I can sense it there's
no mistaking that presence if we get rid of it
shakes his head we get rid of it the public should come to its senses but
Something that large will be impossible to carry out of here
Just got to make it disappear, right? We can't move it. We'll just have to destroy it
Yeah, that will work
Once we do that the entire metaphors is going to disappear, right? This is finally it
Oh, I guess it's no surprise we've been discovered
And let itself get destroyed
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, here they are.
That must mean this thing's gotta be the treasure.
It saved us the trouble of checking it.
Hold on.
Something's off.
Yep.
Shido said the masses are allowing themselves to be held captive here.
Could they truly be operating this gigantic system that eliminates intruders on its own?
Prison guards and soldiers were very organized too.
Are you trying to say that someone else rules this place?
Is it not the public?
What was that?
The hell?
We don't have time to worry about that.
Leave it for later.
All right, guys.
We better not lose now.
Let's hurry up and destroy this thing.
Everyone, give it your all.
Give it your all.
Give it your all.
Give it your all.
Give it your all.
Give it your all.
Give it your all.
Let's hurry up and destroy this thing everyone give it you're all
All right, let's do it
My god, we're so tiny
I
There we go
Oh
Don't you dodge
Fuck
YOOOOO
Holy grail. Oh, it kinda does look like it.
What was that?
Don't tell me... are the inmates giving it their strength?
Damn it! This is never gonna end!
It seems hopeless if there are this many inmates supporting it.
New fools
Yet wishing to eradicate the desires of humanity God like voice
The Holy Grail.
The prison of regression is representative of the collective desires of humanity.
They wish to be changed now.
Surrender their cognition and neglect the world around them.
These feet of minded confoc, you'll make your social reform awful.
Hello, bro
I think you should say that kind of has it under control. I'll be honest
for them is to perish within the prison they wished for themselves.
Get ready, here it comes!
Hell yeah!
Oh shit!
Damn that thing!
Let's break it for sure this time!
Oh wait, I'm already juiced up, still.
Oh, it's fine.
Dodge!
I'm out of his field of vision
I don't want my raise my other way mark the jumps like she's fucking I let her idol pose when she jumps like that
Like that
Jesus Christ
I
What about it's color I definitely don't suck it right come on could be serious
We'll be trouble till a second here
How much damage is gonna do
Damn we're chunking this guy!
Persona!
Remind us both!
You're used by Persona!
Hmmph!
The light!
And our dinner!
Dude, can we wrap it up?
Oh, not again!
I knew it.
Every time that thing heals, its color changes.
You do suck at rivals anyone gets your yeah, but what does that mean? I don't know what that means, bro
It's color changes, so what does that mean?
I
Keep poses on your ass
What the hell am I saying?
Stop that, you thieves!
If this is really how people feel, there's no way we'll be able to steal their hearts.
We've come here for nothing. This is horrible!
You and the cells are intoxicated by an undesired justice.
This is the will of the children of man who have fallen into slaughter.
My shower is proof that they desire my existence
As long as humanity yearns for me. I shall never perish
Is this really what everyone wants?
Stop thinking and be guided by the holy grail
Don't let it fool you
It makes me want to cry don't cry
I will never agree.
The humans I look up to aren't like that.
No matter how painful reality is, it's all over if you don't try to change how things are.
I'm not the only one who believes that.
Everyone here agrees.
We don't want to turn back into the people we used to be.
That's why we risked our lives coming here.
Monika!
He's right.
Humanity already wishes for their distortions to be actualized.
I am merely the being that will ultimately ground those wishes.
Now, it is time I refrain from my place in this world,
and begin to encroach upon reality itself.
What the hell?
That's a load of shit!
Encroach? What is it gonna do?
Wait, it's eminently a velvet blue aura. Hold on.
What the fuck? Flashbang.
Now, the time for the fusion has come.
Hey, the grounds!
It's vanishing?
What the hell?
Count!
Yo, Ryuzu, you gotta move, bro.
Oh.
Morgana.
Who's that?
You are...
my...
No way.
I see.
So that's how it was.
I-I remember everything now.
Ah!
Ow!
Ow!
The thought?
Is everyone okay?
I'm fine.
is everyone okay of course we are oh hey our clothes are back to normal what
hey what so wait are you playing for tonight overwatch or are you laughing as
an overwatch player shibuya we're back in shibuya back
we didn't come back ourselves though we must have been driven out by the holy
I don't understand, bro.
What?
What the fuck?
Here in shibuya, is this what it meant by the fusion?
What's going on here? What is
God, how come I'm not seeing any of this
What the hell?
I think this will happen.
No way! You gotta be shitting me!
Huh? What is this, a dream?
What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
What's going on?
Kauru.
Kauru!
What?
Is this scenery?
For real?
For real?
What on earth?
This is impossible.
Why doesn't anyone notice this?
Damn.
Looks like I should take this seriously.
Okay.
This is impossible. Why doesn't anyone notice this?
Damn. Looks like I should take this seriously.
Huh? No way!
Wait, what the... What's this pink stuff?
Hmm?
Ah, thanks, Lops!
Hydration check sitting for us.
Drinks water because I'm thirsty
This isn't a world inside a game, right?
Everyone else isn't seeing this?
Man, what great weather.
Want to go for a drive?
The hell?
Hello, yes, it's about tomorrow's preliminary meeting.
The announcement for the new smartphones tonight.
The announcement for the new smartphones tonight.
What were the Phantom Thieves all about anyway?
Oh man, hearing that brings back memories. I feel so dumb for even believing they existed.
It was fun news though. Well, I doubt anyone believes they're around anymore.
Why isn't anyone noticing this abnormality?
It's probably because they don't feel that it's odd.
Uh oh, you're coming? What's wrong?
Oh, I feel...
...loosey.
It's Potobba, grab on!
Anton!
Is this...
...by the Holy Grail 2?
Is this by the Holy Grail too?
We're gonna save us!
That son of a bitch, god damn it!
What's this creepy ass shit about her?
Oh
This can't be real race
Please snap the way bro
My body's disappearing
Don't tell me
No way.
She's gonna have to leave it.
What's going on, bro?
Damn it, I'm sorry the missions of failure
0% they don't exist
In the end, your rehabilitation was not carried through.
It appears I have overestimated you what what happened, bro
You incompetent prisoner. Oh my god, Terri Lee shit the hell up the assistance that we provided was all for naught
Humans are more apathetic and more foolish than I had thought them to be
The world will soon see its ruin
Am I dead?
You have lost the game.
You are meant to bring change to mankind as a trickster, secret by them if he's dying
too much for you.
In accordance to the game's rules, the defeated must pay a price.
Your life is forfeit.
Egor!
I sentence you to be executed.
Executed?
God's decree is absolute.
My experiment has come to naught.
Everything is over.
Grant that man a swift death.
If that's what our master wishes.
Are you serious?
It just means that you weren't an upstanding prisoner.
That may be true, but...
What is the matter?
Carry out his sentence at once.
Cologne 3.
Are we really going to kill him?
No!
No!
Don't falter now!
It's all his fault for losing the game!
You, Steen, and Caroline, you can...
Oh, shit.
Alright, Inmate.
We now proceed to the execution of your sentence.
I can't... Where are my teammates?
They're gonna come at us right now to do something.
You.
Death to the criminal.
What?
What?
My Igor!
Don't resist, image.
Just accept your sentence.
One final moment should be spent in good grace.
Eat this!
Oh, yo, Joe.
Cannot move!
Just this.
No!
This hour, Caroline, it's as I thought.
What's the matter?
I told you not to falter!
Are you going against our master's orders?
I'll sit!
Here goes.
No, this isn't right.
Our duty is to kill him.
I believe I ordered his execution master
have you forsaken humanity we are wardens those who rehabilitate prisoners
what what something speaks to me in my mind our true duty is not to kill
help morgana
No, that's not work on her. Is it? It's like I've heard it somewhere before.
It's the, it's the twin, the wardens.
OOOOOOOH!
I finally remember how we were torn apart torn apart we were originally one yet we were
torn asunder into halves by malevolent intent so we were captive same as you
huh to think we've learned that truth from a prisoner let us reclaim our true
form
hey we'll give you your last job be thankful and obey okay you must be
Fuse us together with your own hands.
Fuse your hearts?
Fuse.
It's time you return the favor for us assisting with your growth.
Do it with care.
Now! Fuse us!
Alright.
Fuuu...
...zun?
Oh shit.
We're going in wait so Igor's got a chill and let us watch all this happen
Aaaaaaah!
My name is Levenza.
Levenza?!
I was torn apart by a malevolent will and took the form of those twins.
I sought help before my body was split in two.
A malevolent will?
If we lose you, the path to the Holy Grail will forever be closed.
Was this at the very, very beginning of the game?
She didn't say that but the butterfly's there?
I beg of you, please, save us.
I believed in you. I knew that you would make it best far.
And to the scoundrel who has spindled my master's name, your lies shall work no longer now that my sight has been restored.
The game isn't over yet.
Igor?
Why?
Well if human world is left as is or destroyed and rebuilt it is all stored to me.
Be careful.
What are you?
If I were to point it to words that you can come to hand, I am the Holy Grail that grants
wishes.
No, it may be more accurate to say that I am a God who responds to desire and holds dominion over man.
I hope seeing a righteousness like we see would slur man time to change our own Indian hearts.
God of control!
Wait a minute, just like character from popular media that I'm being vague about so not to
spoil anything for anybody?
Hold on a second.
However, the result is as you know, the masses have made it so none of it has transpired.
Humans should be met with ruin. You brought forth that answer.
But to be frank, Invent, I believe it may be worth reading about it.
God of control.
A human has reached the Holy Grail and has seen through my true identity.
I mean, it's gotta be Hermit, no?
Oh my god man.
Smart.
Permit perfectly.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
You can outuse Vishnu, the most powerful persona of the Full Archon.
I shall grant you an opportunity to make a deal with me.
What is this idiot?
Hands in the pocket!
I shall return the world to its bright state, one rabbit with distorted masses.
Revert the world?
Could it be telling the truth?
forcefully dragged him into the metaverse and imposed an ordeal he did not deserve.
Yet you still intend on toying with him?
The sound of deeds will be praised in Gensai.
The world will escape ruin as well.
What say you?
The ruined city will return to normal,
however the people will remain trapped abandoning their ability to think for themselves.
Is that really how the world should be?
I mean, surely you refuse.
I mean, surely you just refuse.
Right?
Am I done?
What's your last save?
How the fuck are you thinking about this?
I refuse.
But though...
Thanks, Levenza.
Teleports behind you?
Master!
Master!
What?
Oh my. It's been quite a while since I last stepped foot in this place.
Go back! Go back!
Welcome to the Velvet Room. My name is Igor. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
Oh, so this is the Igor that wrote the tasks for the Warden. Or for the Wardens to give me.
Surely.
He is the rightful master of this Velvet Room. The true aid on your journey.
I'm so lost, bro.
able to save this world that is headed towards certain ruin. However, it will prove difficult
to win against him with your power alone. I got Yoshi Tune, don't worry about it.
You must release your teammates, with whom you shared your conviction.
This place exists between dream and reality, mind and matter.
They have not necessarily expired yet.
Just as you were trapped here, they should be confined somewhere as well.
Is that the thing?
Wait, what?
What's the thing?
Since you've deepened your bonds with them, I am certain you can release them.
The Phantom Thieves are all gathered here. We will tell you everything.
Now go forth to the people whom you should be facing the truth with.
This place exists between human reality and mind and matter. Egor says it every game.
Wait, I kind of missed the evil Egor though.
Yeah, bro, the other Igor kinda had aura, no?
I have something.
Oh my god, I can actually walk around the velvet room now. That's so weird
weird. Fun fact, there was a huge uproar about his voice being different that I think caused
a bunch of problems because Atlas didn't want to spoil the fake Igor plotline.
Real news?
What a relief.
You're safe.
More or less.
I'm not sure what happened, but we seem to be alive.
Oh wait, you guys sort of the Japanese voice actor for him died, right?
Yeah.
And with it nearly an infinite amount of power
No matter which way I approach the subject in my head nothing point never got a call Yoshi Tune it
I think I finally
Genuinely understand the pain my father and my sister were burdened with
Victory against a single criminal is meaningless
The true enemy is society itself
and even society you still have to try to somehow emerge victorious I don't know
what to do believe in yourself I'll be here for you Joker you're right it's a
bad habit of mine the more critical the situation the less I want to rely on
others. Regardless, this isn't a situation with a straightforward answer. But even if
there is no clear solution, I'll just have to make one with my own two hands. Before
you guys came along, my life was defined by rules set on a path of someone else's choosing.
But only a true loser would live such a rigid life. I
I will win
Even if it means going up against the entire world
I'm okay hands in the pocket resolve was shaken, but it's stronger now
I want the people of the world to see what you show me
Let's go right
Thank you
Having teammates you can trust is a great feeling shall we go? We can't let our last big job end in failure
Hey
It seems so
Same say I wasn't earlier
Mostly any shutters run how wait somewhere nearby we did this for every character, bro
Yes, it would be best you go alone
I'm to Haru
Joker as I expected you appear to be safe. However, where exactly are we?
outside the velvet room bro velvet room I'm not sure I understand at first I was surprised
to see the masses chained in a prison yet here I am as well considering the state of
the real world it is hard to say that we were even remotely helpful this situation can we
truly handle such horrid circumstances all the phantom thieves can do is change
the hearts of others however the world outside has become a veritable hell a
veritable hell nothing within our power can fix that are you giving up bro I'm
merely acknowledging how powerless I am the people of this world the desired
their enslavement. That isn't all. They screamed at us for attacking the Holy Grail. Defended it.
Even the criminals who at hearts we changed became meek followers of the Holy Grail because of us.
Well, we truly that foolish. Risking our lives for a result nobody desires.
Why were you fighting, bro?
Well, that's right. It wasn't just for recognition from those who were helping. My purpose lies elsewhere.
When we first met, you continued to impose yourselves on me, no matter how much I pushed you away.
I will forever treasure what you did for me.
very well just as art is meant to break boundaries people should be saved even if
they frown upon it I won't allow the justice I believe in to be shaken any
further
persona allow me to thank you Joker being by your side truly gives rise to the
greatest ideas we should get moving girl ah yes we cannot afford to leave
reality in the hellish state it's currently in I will make use of my role
as an artist and paint over the distortions of society well then time to
go and see this through I'll witness with my own two eyes that this world
isn't found by some holy grail well then we will be counting on you I will save
them don't worry all right here we go
um
Who the hell even is that? Oh, it's on hello on
Oh joker, thank goodness. You're safe
Come with me oh, yeah
Huh
So I'm not in heaven after all
Well, that means the hell that Shibuya turned into was all real.
I'm so weak.
When I thought I was gonna die, I started trembling.
I was just so scared.
At that moment, nothing mattered.
The justice of our actions was the last thing on my mind.
I was scared too.
Joker, you kept going, even through a plan that might have ended up killing you.
Bitch.
Look at me.
I've always said I'm doing this for other people.
But that didn't get me far.
Can you hold me in your muscular arms?
No, not right now.
Sorry, bro.
It's no wonder we lost.
Maybe I should have just behaved myself and stayed out of all this.
What about She-Ho?
No one else here got that dog in them?
They all just gave up except Joe?
I've made it, Arnold.
I'm going to keep looking forward.
Things like dying or losing aren't important now.
All that matters is that I don't return to my old self.
I'll never make a mistake like that again.
I swear it.
Thanks, Joker.
You helped me remember what's really important.
And there's an anonymous message that 5 get to tier 2 subs. Oh wow.
I seriously treasure being able to be a part of your-
Treasure?
You know, Obi-Wan also thinks they're six months-
Oh.
Break time's over.
To the S-Fam name!
Wait, I-I-I need to do this pile click.
I'll catch he was right with their leader to become useless. He actually called them cattle
He said like cattle they're like cattle without their leader
hair. Okay. Uh, Futaba next. All in. I saw the red hair. Fuck.
You're safe. Oh, thank goodness. Come with me. Right. Considering everything that has
happened to the city, I wonder if the citizenry is okay. Although it seemed like we were the
only ones able to see it you know the moment I disappeared I honestly thought
I was about to die yeah we all did bro but part of me wasn't afraid I knew that
was all I could do and looked forward to apologizing to father face to face I
thought I had changed but I realized now that I still have no control over my
life it makes me sick I'm sorry I know you don't want to deal with my whining
you're going to try and defeat that people outweighs and I'm not gonna try to beat
the meal I'm not gonna beat you don't push yourself to get me to come along you can
always leave me here if I'll slow you down
I'm not you controlling your life now.
That's... bang.
That's right.
I was foolish to think you should abandon me.
Yeah, you are.
Even if there are times where I think there's nothing I can do,
I'll never stop fighting for you or our team.
I won't give up anymore.
Just as I betrayed my distorted father before,
before. I will betray my boring former self now.
Thank you Joker. Before I met you, I had great admiration for the phantom thieves of justice.
And it's turned out you were exactly the person I always imagined you would be.
this is the second time you've rescued me I've secretly longed for a
situation like this the house what we haven't lost yet they end on this rest
what that was I didn't mean bro okay she just drops that randomly okay
definitely from top of next definitely
the velvet room
Huh? Velvet?
Man, this prison cell kinda makes me think of when we first met.
I remember how Shibuya was all left up just now, but like, nobody was seeing any of it.
No, that's more like it didn't want to see any of it.
What the hell?
So even all them people who are suffering and cheering for us to come and help them, in reality, they would've rather just had everything stay how it was.
To what we were doing have any meaning at all, of course it did bro
You're so freaking tough
You know back when I thought we were gonna die without learning the truth about all this
Have a good night super I kind of felt for the first time that maybe we hadn't been doing the right thing
Maybe we deserve it to lose you get me
Not at all, bro.
That's fine.
You're right.
I get it now.
We're doing this to make sure that we're not going to get caught.
you're right I get it now we're doing this to make sure people don't got to go
through the same crap we did it doesn't matter if they think we're just or not
we got to do what we believe in it that's not like people think much of me
anyways I'm gonna dash through this the only way I know how
If your audio is distorted, it's probably an issue with your player.
You have to refresh.
Hands in the pocket
Hey
All right now, it's futaba for sure. I mean it literally has to be no
Oh Joker I'm relieved looks like we're both still alive
glad you're safe bro am i really safe though shibuya what happened and where
are we outside the velvet room velvet room that name sounds pretty kick-ass I
guess my fears turned out to be true the real world is a scary place
Pain like this can never reach you if you keep yourself cooped up indoors.
Who am I to think I can tell the people what to do?
I mean, I used to be a shut-in myself.
Damn it.
I just want to go home.
But even that would be tough now.
Giving up would be too painful.
You know, I think I've changed.
I don't know when it happened,
But I can't... I can't let people suffer like this, even if I don't know them personally.
You've grown.
Grown? Honestly, this all seems like a bit too much. But... but...
But... what do you want?
I... you're right. My heart has been set from the start.
I don't want to run away from this. I ran from my mom's death for so long. I misunderstood it
You're ruining the things
What happened birthday
What happened birthday bro
Because I want to learn the truth that's how I really feel
I've come this far I'll follow you wherever you go on my own two feet
Let's see that let's see this fucking
You have such a strong heart Joker you saved me yet again, thanks. I'm so happy
Like so much that I can't even express it in my normal words
Anyway, we're going up against a god.
I couldn't even leave my own room before, but now we're gonna beat a god.
I'm so pumped.
And wait a sec.
I just noticed I got out of here on my own.
Ta-da!
A real jailbreak.
Break time's over.
Whoa, you're quick to act.
That's what makes you dependable.
All right, time to get back at it.
I brought this fat boy.
You managed to save all your teammates.
You're right, bro.
Morgana?
Huh?
What?
Was I the last one?
I couldn't find Morgana.
I mean, you couldn't find it.
That green green greener sets them straight with like two words.
What is this place?
Who are they?
Morgana?
My name is Igor.
Igor, and what was her name?
I am the master of the velvet room.
Was it Louvenza?
I am a resident of this place as well. We have been waiting for all of you
Dalvet realm
My what do you say you were I goer? My name is eagle
It is just been released from a long period of imprisonment
His powers have not fully returned though. It may be presumptuous of me. I will speak on his
Hey, where's Morgana?
Would you like to see him? What?
you know him what the fuck that's where you were hiding I was taking a shit I was
born here it was to dispel an evil being from man's spiritual world
Mona my role was to find the trickster and help him defeat it that's why I was
Created here by my master
Indeed was you're telling me like persona fans like
So we jacked out hard when they heard ego ego's voice again like once you dispelled evil Igor I
Really remember everything on ironically did when this place was about to be taken over
My master gathered the last traces of mankind's hope
He mustered up his remaining strength to make me.
The entity that calls itself a god is a malevolent will that forces man into everlasting servitude.
This was the moon landing of persona fans?
It hopes to attain eternal peace by filling reality with those who have stopped thinking
for themselves.
That is the ruin of man that this evil god envisions.
I, um, don't get what you're saying at all.
No, be quiet and listen! We don't have much time left!
Oh my god, it's both personalities and what- it's la- that was Caroline and before it was Juicene.
W-wait a moment. The Holy Grail is a god?
I was wondering why it had a will of its own, but are you implying that it isn't a treasure?
No. As the distorted desires of the masses, it is most certainly the core of mementos itself.
Then, did the treasure become a god because people wished to be ruled over?
That is correct. To decide the fate of the world, it chose two people with potential and pitted them against each other.
One, Goro Akechi, incited the masses distortion. Had he won, the world would have been destroyed and remade.
the other was a trickster who would stand up against this that was him Joe Kerr
if he won the human world would be left as is those were the conditions of the
game at least that's what should have happened that malevolent being knew
that a revolution would not occur with an indolent humans after all it is the
masses distorted desires incarnate. However, my true master believed in humanity. He believed
that a trickster would rise among the people and accomplish this change, but that evil
entity laughed at the prospect and sought to prove the powerlessness of man with the
game. And he had great potential, which is why it approached him. It helped train the
trickster only to cast him into despair using the masses who rejected their
savior him this was likely its means to nip in the bud anything that would pose
a threat now that I think back to where I was separated I felt a disagreement to
the word rehabilitation of course I did it was just a means for the fate to keep
you under surveillance basically this guy was dragged into a game where the evil
Oh my god, man!
Damn it!
What the hell?
Are you telling me we're going to beat him with the power of friendship?
Your real world has already been fused with mementos.
You do not exist because reality is replete with the cognition of those who deny the phantom beads.
It can be said that the world is one step away from the evil god's machinations.
However, there is still hope.
Now that the evil god's identity has been exposed, you can see your rehabilitation to
its completion.
Only you can lead this prison and save this distorted world and its captive people.
Young man, guided by Lagana and worthy of the trickster name, you must challenge the
Evil God and reclaim your existence in reality. Are you up to the task?
Of course
Let's destroy that annoying shiny treasure jerk for sure this time
Excellent bro, I kind of miss the other Igor
There is nothing to fear you already possess the strength to oppose this evil god
I am truly looking forward to this.
I mutual friend knows where the exit is.
Morgana, please guide them, and thank you for all that you've done.
It's a cruel responsibility that's been cast upon you.
I will accept your words of appreciation fully when everything is over.
Now follow me!
Yeah, hi birthday, Kayla!
So what is this, it's one hell of a door.
That's our exit.
Huh? We're back in Shibuya again?
Oh, right. This is where we were when our bodies disappeared.
Seems like people still haven't realized that this abnormality has taken over the city.
Look, the door we just came through. If I remember correctly, this is at the quarantine center.
That's right. It was actually the Velvet Room, which had been swallowed by the distortions.
Oh.
Oh my, look at Morgana!
His inner SGA came out?
Don't type that.
Yeah, we're the Phantom Thieves.
Oh, aren't they? The Phantom Thieves?
I kind of remember seeing a silhouette of them on a jumbo screen in the city.
The Phantom Thieves?
Oh, yeah, that's right. I completely forgot about them.
This is different from how it was before. Do they see us?
It doesn't seem to be everyone, though. Only a handful of people in this large crowd.
Maybe it's Kazamona's light.
Either way, they remember the fans of these!
Oh, the key of hope.
Mona, guide us. Where must we go?
Oh, look at this conveniently shaped staircase.
The bastard from earlier should be in that temple.
I'll just add this.
I should write something.
Let's live off the world!
Okay
Okay
Can you see that brother in that's the temple?
Besides knowing there aren't gonna be any bullshit traps or nothing this time
All right, let's get moving
Guys how much
Yeah
Minidungeon until the boss is about an hour 30 to go?
Hello, Sam.
Cliffhanger?
We may end off on a cliffhanger with the day of reckoning, it's called.
I mean guys it's like I'm gonna beat the boss and then the game snaps to them to like the royal content
I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of cutscenes and talking and shit like
Okay, this guy keeps saying dude, it's 20 minutes. Okay. Wait, are you a fucking wait a minute?
Don't piss me off one hour. Oh, actually within the minute I decided it's 20 minutes. You're just the liar, bro
30 minutes to end including bars and 30 minutes to cut scenes. Okay, if I was in the if the game was ending
Like if I did if it was just base persona, I would do it
But because I have royal stuff still it's like well like I don't have to push it because it's like you know what I mean
If you hit the speed run strategy should be done in about 10 minutes
Okay, then people would piss no no excited
I Know what you guys are trying to do bro. Yeah, bro. Let's get right before the boss and then stuff. Yeah, man
And you know that life will change!
If I didn't fight the Reaper, I would have easily finished it tonight, but I died to him
and then I went and fought him again, so.
But I got a steam achievement for it.
He's not like 10 hours under, no, no, no, I mean like,
I mean like base persona.
I know I definitely wouldn't have finished royal stuff,
but like I would have finished base persona I think tonight.
smart how are you today king and you know the life will change
all right i'm gonna go chill thanks for watching guys uh
we thought it was a spot to the bar well it's on sunday
I guess tomorrow is typically Sunday cuz it's like 2 a.m. but
All right guys
Goodbye, everyone.
Thanks for watching my stream today, y'all.
I'm going to go take a shit.
Peace out.
I just farted.
Thanks for watching.
Goodbye.
Bye bye.
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