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05-17-2026 · 12h 01m
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Yo what up everybody?
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SWOOOPPY.
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Yo what up everyone?
What up guys?
SMART.
You pee early tyking
Ugly chud has arrived to play fortnight great
The hell bro rewatching all the leaves get some joy in your life. Would you this friend's slop against lunch?
But we all love lethal company by the way
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Too early to be looking at yo ugly. Ah
Let's see what this sub can do
Yo, nobody
How's everyone doing y'all
Smart long time no see people six people sit what skin you rocking today
I'm gonna have to throw in the tracer skin. We'll see what happens.
I'm already tracer.
Why not Genji? I could do Genji. I could.
I know bro.
I see you're cosplaying diva today?
No I'm not.
I'm not cosplaying.
Sorry bro.
Sorry to disappoint.
For real?
I don't know bro.
So when are you playing Valorant with Slime?
I don't know, bro, it's a good question.
It's a great question.
He's been playing CS, though.
Maybe we pivot to the CS instead.
You smart.
Relax.
I'll handle it.
Relax.
I'll handle it.
I am the angry pumpkin.
I
Hop on plans to watch fineburg right now bro
The thing is I if it goes to like a game five
I don't know if we're gonna have time to watch the whole thing because I'll have to
Do the fort nice thing okay, I thought yeah, I should know
No, no because guys if it goes all the way like game five and then I have to end for
fortnight you guys would fucking MCS are you guys would revolt for top three you guys would
revolt
I might tap in a minute. Give me a second, okay?
Yo, what up? What up, Anu?
They arrive calmly from the escalator with a sense of purpose.
This is what you had to end stream early to get up and do a brah. I've been up for like six hours now
Okay, bro. I've been up for a while too. What do you think? I just fucking I like
Like when it was time to stream I'm a fucking robot I'm a machine
And then I clicked like hello
I've been up for a fucking while too, bro
No!
Vaskin, nerf this.
P-R-R-T-T-T-T.
Nerf this!
Yay, Fortnite! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Nerf this!
Oh!
High-superfile of the Fortnite Overwatch Collab.
Anyways, can you buy me court side tickets at the next Make the Finals?
No, bro. I'm not buying you chords.
That's like $102,000.
Sport.
Oh, now you're leasing.
You going live in order to my piano practice time?
Wait, what if I practice piano playing this song
that we're listening to right now?
I'll check this shit out.
Ready?
Impressed? Impressed?
What the fuck did you just say bro? Maybe never type again ideally.
I
Thanks Ruby, thanks for my prime acrylics, thanks for some of prime and real Mike. Thanks guys
Yeah, actually um
It turns out I think the sponsor today it's actually to be like super chill. Are you learning? I think
Like I
Just have like a little like pre-stream call like and it's actually not gonna take as long as I thought it was
It actually like less than two hours
Like we're literally just gonna like hop in
Explain what's going on and then just play and that's it
And hopefully I get some epic Overwatch weapons.
Bro, it's going to be 9?
What's the weather right now?
It's currently 88 degrees.
I don't need a fucking hoodie, bro.
I'm good.
I'm good on that.
This guy said a crunchy roll sponser is really flag emoji.
Do you listen that to anything?
We're talking about Fortnite!
Bum
Unbelievable bow turn the crunchy shit drops off
Brother, it's a twitch wide thing. There's no turning that are you stupid?
Go on kick if you have morals.
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How long after World do you think you'll touch another Atlas game?
You know, somewhat argue the only Atlas game I should've touched was...
...Kathryn.
But, I digress.
What about metaphor?
What about metaphor?
Smart.
I think it's Eric, appreciate that bro.
One is sex later. I don't know you bell mr. Beefy. I don't know you bell stay away from me
You would have tried to find 90 hours ago if you didn't like it you were such a tuner. I'm not saying I hate the game
Look, I'll obviously give my full thoughts when I finish the game, but there's a few
things.
One, I think there are certain things in the game that could probably, it could probably
be better off not being in the game, I'll just say it.
Two, persona fans.
Go big soups.
Some- some- I will not generalize, but I will say some Persona fans
should probably not have access to keyboards or free speech
or a world outside of a prison cell.
But-
That's what it is.
Yo, why don't they do the fight against themselves, bro?
Thank you very much, man.
Lightning is for this one prime, Nate is for this one one prime, Nude Master, Love Dairy, uh, Totrol thinks that there's one prime.
A broken clock is still right twice a day.
But you know when I was younger I didn't understand that fucking saying.
Cuz in my mind when I was younger I was like
Like I thought a broken plug in my when I was younger
I thought a broken clock meant that it just wasn't synced up with whatever the actual time was
So I was like how is a broken clock right twice a day?
It doesn't make any fucking sense or I was thinking like a digital clock
Like what do you mean? I broken clock is right twice a day like hello
Like I don't fucking get it didn't make sense
But obviously I get it now
Smart.
Chat type one if super is a goober or two if he's a cornball
Bum bum. I think it's wabzix the year prime sub bro
New massive 50 corn month prime as well bro. Looking good big soup. Looking good super
Looking cool super
Smart. Here's how I'll transition you super. Number one the hormone replacement. I'll inject
liquid estrogen into your flesh, feminizing it from the inside. Number two the voice training.
Each vocal cord will be resonant and sung, vibrating with joy. Number three, the waist trainer.
Your organs will be squished and rearranged, a beautiful doll of euphoria. Number four,
skin care routine your skin will be peeled and moisturize my skin's already pretty moisturized
bro i got really smooth skin the ball crucible smart hear what scoots yeah what's up bro uh corporate
what is this bro what do you got for me thank you bro thank you for that corporate thank you for
for the Wilhelm stream bro.
Bro, I moisturize literally every day by the way.
Fineberg's playing? I know. Should I watch it for a bit before the sponsor?
It is the third place game.
So he did lose in the semi-finals to EDCR.
Okay, what the fuck happened in seed one, bro?
An 11-42 time that AquaCord won?
What are we fucking playing Super TF Speed out here?
What the hell happened?
Kleinberg died?
Oh, jeez!
You don't get sub 14s?
My record is a 12 minute something.
Whoa, it's gonna be in here too loud. Calm down.
They sent you a bag with it. Oh
My god, bro that ruined my fucking morning. I wanted to go back to sleep when I saw this shit, bro
Hold on I saw this I wanted to go back to bed
Hold on
Oklahoma City
Thunder's Shay Gilgis Alexander has won his second consecutive NBA most valuable player award like alright, bro
like I just want to go back to bed.
What is that mysterious white liquid you're drinking?
Well, it's actually a brown liquid called coffee wrapped in a paper towel.
So the condensation doesn't get on my hands, so my hands get wet.
my hands get wet and I'm slipping it because this coffee makes me
possibly we talking to you bro
I
Suck me bro looking huge today, Mr. Streamer
Thanks, Ardor Miller at least 18 months bro. Whoo looking cool Joker
No, no overwatches cook. We need
Yes, bro, we already solved this man. PJ made his fucking return.
PJ made his fucking return, bro. I took the longest code. You shouldn't have a fondness
for dropping F-bombs. Even one, if reported, is enough. PJ.
So much for freedom of speech, so much for having filters that players can use to prevent
us from seeing such profanity, so much for spending 12 on 9 a month when you can easily
cancel them lose money.
We also have a code of conduct that every player of our games agrees to.
Part of that is refraining from profanity.
Freedom of speech is between the US government and its citizens, not between a private company
and their customers.
No, you aren't allowed to curse in our games.
Do so.
Get reported.
There are consequences.
PJ.
Wait, what is this?
Hey, all, jumping in here, the way we engage with this poll isn't the quality we expect
of ourselves or each other at Blizzard.
Customer service is here to offer clarification and guidance.
We want to make sure we want to make our policies clear and we want you all to feel comfortable
reaching out to us.
Our behavior policies are important and regularly evaluated to help ensure our games are great
places to be for as many people as possible.
To be clear, cursing is not blanket punishment in our games.
Context matters and in this case the context warrants an uphold in the action.
Wait Cal how to do some quick PR?
They killed the PJ?
In my heart, yo, Blondes likes to put it on Prime.
Ear clacks, ear clacks, ear clacks, ear clacks, ear clacks, ear cl-
Super potion versus super bow?
Super potion.
Um.
I feel like it's just gonna be super bow.
Versus super bow.
Who will win?
Okay, maybe bow is a little broken.
Okay, okay, okay.
A thousand arrows.
Little punchy guy vs weapon from space.
Super potion.
Holy grail versus Yoshitsune!
I'm STILL in the tree!
Bro, potion might just be buns.
I don't know.
Oh
Fuck hold on
I
Ready to support so I tap in
Try all but bro. We have 20 minutes man. I won't be able to finish the whole thing
Before my sponsor
Pause the sponsor, bro. I can't there's like a lot of people involved. I can't say guys hold off on it
I'm watching minecraft
Yo slash actually 67 months bro. He's a nice 14 months as well
Still in the dream, sleep, cheetah.
Ludwig does it all the time? I don't think he does, actually.
I actually don't think he does.
Why are you lying? Because we're going to be playing Fortnite!
With some Overwatch guns and weapons and stuff.
That's why they have a what do they have there like Hanamura Gibraltar very cool
What else do they have?
King's Row I think?
Busan?
Yeah, pretty cool.
Very cool and relevant video for today.
What is this, bro?
Wait, is this nuketown? Oh my god, it literally says nuketown.
That's not even the right snake. Don't piss me off.
Yeah, bro, it might not be Big Boss, but it fits.
They don't have big boss in fortnite
Boom you change the lighting you don't look as pale as usual during the day bro because it's sunlight
There's natural sunlight coming into my fucking
room
Wait, is Feinberg about to lose game 2?
Wait a minute.
I mean, he's got a good spike.
You guys, yes he is.
He's down holes in.
Oh my god.
Feinberg, fight back.
So the fact that he has a different stronghold, not good for the Feinberg situation.
AquaCord got a clean spike here.
And even though Feinberg's building is portal, AquaCord should be taking the win here.
Let's pay attention to the 0.
Actually, how many pros does he have?
So many bets.
Okay, so he's...
Buried, no gold pick.
058
Buried this could be tough doesn't have a gold pick. It's back. This actually could be tough
I don't think fine Burke has a gold pick either
Awkward only gonna be able to push to why 90 here presumably
Pushing I'm right here universal
I'm trying to force it up. I need this please bro. I mean he has a ton of explosives
So you should be able to hit this bit of a flies. It doesn't fly
Wow
I
Taking the second seed great stuff fabric does find a photo room, but it is too little too late
And I think it just came down to those strays Parker. I mean great stuff. Why is he hosting my crack this guy should start a
Look smacking channel. Are you talking about rec wrap?
You're talking about Parker taking a 2-0 lead. What are you talking about bro? Going into this third place match
It is match point Parker
Yes, it is fine, but it doesn't have a single one so his torment life
I mean up against the wall a situation needs been in the spores, but yeah, thanks hunter
Thanks, I'm a prize. I'm a prize
Give a third place so I
Mean why would you just a fine bird? Oh?
We'll see if you can close that and this next seed
That is true. I mean yeah, I mean looking at this
We can see fine-breeding the fortress six seconds faster. It did find the spawner faster as well, but just talking about playing around those strays
Ultimately won him the match so very very good stuff
Why would you do this the big F row at any point now and any of the next I didn't do anything man
But if fineberg wants to win you would need to reverse sweet
Nerdy looks like Tom Holland. I don't think that's true
That would be poetic and this would be this I do think it's funny how much higher quality
Reprats camera is compared to nerdy's like in the side-by-side broadcast
I'm here for it. Fineberg wants to make that happen. You gotta lock in here fine
I guess maybe play some strays and it's fine even a top-10 speedrunner. Whoa. See but just like whoa
Let's
Bring it down a little bit. I'm very true reverse wheat, but it's gonna be really tough
What the fuck gonna be tricky? I would I first of all this is the third place match. So at worst
He's getting fourth and as well
Just sort of get that podium after you know getting fourth place in season 8 name top 10 right now. That's so hard, bro
That's so hard
Like top 10 it's gotta be like
Not this is not in order. This is just like if I go top 10
It's gotta be like
infume
Hacks
Vineberg
Mungie
Edcr low key
silver aquacord dugile and like beef salad maybe that's like a good top ten I
think you're just saying words I just say you don't know ball bro just say you
don't know ball now named 10 women I didn't know the word that many I'll be
honest didn't know didn't know they made that many you got me
full of analysis mid-match analysis is that a skeleton head on his microphone
given the fact that's no it's a gas that's a gas bro it was very difficult to
find things to analyze however one of those things was the fire res misplay
oh my god he almost died oh my god I could almost why didn't you die bro get
Find like the seed man!
A Vash? Are you saying that Fulham looks like a Vash? Are you trolling?
items side floating up to the surface things were wrong in the inventory we
had to do some inventory management before throwing yo question by the way I
don't know if this shows up on OBS I think it does do you guys see how on the
left edge of my monitor here on my screen there's like a one pixel line all
the way down the side that's like notice because of the terrain he what is that
and is there a way to fix that it's a slightly left now a lot of players when
They're entering the end instant brain off
They've been in the practice map hundreds and hundreds of hours done thousands and thousands of zero cycles instantly
What if I false isn't a full-screen issue?
The one that you're normally going to wait. Oh my god. It's their overlay
Fineberg notices the terrain looks pretty shocking and parcel left instead and by pulling to the left
It allows him to get a better pull towards the back dragon and get a very good setup on the dragon
It was a little bit unfortunate and I think that he was he was reading some tweets and saw well
If you're gonna get lucky with perch just hit the zero and then they can't get lucky and unfortunately
He went for that this time a little bit of a late explosive on that first
Two beds there or the first double bed not for
Increasing the dragon
Unfortunately not able to kill the dragon
Wait. That's how Finebird died?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Was able to take it and one of the things I wanted to notice as you can see I might be better than fine bird
Okay, let's not let's not speak fantasies now. Yeah, let's stay grounded in reality
It's my birthday
It's mine and instead falls into this little crevice here
There's no chance he's gonna hit a good setup on that back T94
So instead decides to go for the one cycle play and it worked out
maybe you could say okay when you get this third game started ASAP so I can
watch it and then immediately go into for tonight that we had some arguments
like that yesterday but I'm gonna leave that up to your decision to be made in
the second seed though I think it was all about the fact that aquacord played
this great how does fiber look older than you bro I don't know I just I found
the fountain of youth I'm eternally youthful okay people would kill to be
like me it is what it is man a lot of explosives to do so not only before that
video on Australia's but afterwards seeing the three or four straight what
zero son does to an MF yeah bro because fine bird is going outside and
seeing this on a lot yeah man yeah you got my ass play and aquacord doing
amazingly and using this advantage to get into the end first and guys I'm not
Even being rude bro. You asked Feinberg. He would say the same shit
We both see the same amount of Sun a week, which is probably like 15 minutes when we go outside and pick up our fucking Uber Eats, man
Let's not pretend
At least he has a GF
games we will see you all very soon take it away
we are back we are back for potentially our final seed here Parker
for me guys i hate the break it to you i don't think we can watch this in time
that i'm sure everyone's aware of with that best of seven between infium and edcr but
this could be our last match if it takes a win or as i was mentioning how epic to wait i literally
Can't I literally can't there's like a bunch of people
Would be a really good storyline
Yeah, and that would that would be very exciting but it is what it is guys
If the it literally shouldn't even take that long
I thought I was gonna take longer, but then what I was talking to Parker quickly
Very good guys today. I look before I went live there like yeah, this should like maybe take at most two hours
I was like, oh, I thought I was gonna go a little bit longer than that, but
What are we watching? Well, this is MCSR playoffs, but I can't watch the whole thing because we have to go play Fortnite afterwards
So many times but no, I'm wrong tragedy very treasure streak and it's harder. I'm so sorry
Against awkward nerdy. This is maybe like the least likely one that I would have seen
But I also wouldn't have expected fine bird. You gotta turn this off man minecraft in the fortnight in the persona
We'll get your door kicked in by the FBI playing really risky
Maybe this is what fine bird needs, but awkward. I mean has got so much practice
practice on those ocean seeds, you know, being a heavy,
I think it's a very interesting pick here for Fyber.
Yeah, I'm very surprised by that as well.
Of course, awkwardness to spend so much time in RSG.
I mean, not to say that Fyber is not good at these seeds.
I just feel like the desert temple gives more opportunities
for decisions and little like advantages that we saw
on the first seat like Fyber mess up his goal
on the first stage,
But his decision-making and like the way that he played the seed to me pretty clearly gave him an advantage
So I'm a little bit surprised by this but at the same time. I mean, it's not why wait
I feel like you have a lot of your poppy pegs title
I feel like who the fuck is peg it might be just bts because they are so so simple
and
Yeah, so we will see here
I said
Awkward screen there and thus hopefully we're close. All right. Here we go
Fineberg. I hate to break it to you, bro. You got a wrap this in up in six minutes or I gotta see
Both of them finding it very smooth like we're literally actually
We wouldn't see a world record toss for this seed to be finished before
BT that's doing the carrying
but it's interesting we're gonna be able to see a diamond sword and a diamond pickaxe.
The diamond sword is gonna be nice for potentially stray plays.
We've seen strays really work out today, especially for aquacort.
Both starting their crafts here. It is a warm ocean mostly around and there's a lot of options
to like pick in terms of like where you want to go. It's fine bro. I mean look I'm not saying
fine bro is not capable but like he has to get lucky with the seed and I just don't see it happening
here I'm sorry what do you think what do you make of that which play do you
like more I think I mean typically the iron axe is better right you don't have
to why diamonds are not diamond axe because you only have five diamonds so
you make the iron you make the diamond pickaxe it's more useful for the rest
of the run so you could make an iron pick but it's not worth it and they'll pick
You get faster wood than diamond
And diamond sword two shots blazes
No, I think I was a little better at it dirty to be honest with you, but
Just a couple seconds ahead of awkward court here as we check out this nether wow right on
Here just has to we see Feinberg has to staircase up to the chalice
But overall a very very good-looking seed to start. We're trying to get kind of right click on that side of the little pillar there of the bridge
Struggling a little bit. We see aquacort. What if this hogage just launched aquacort in the lava? That'd be so funny for the mood
Sorry, it does work out and placing the door as well a nice little using every block that he can
Save as much time as he can and we see this bridge looks like got lots of options for how we want to play it
the right side. Sorry. Probably just going to see them play the right triple here as
now we're going to get the aggro. Is someone babysitting Feinberg like they did with you?
No, because Feinberg doesn't need it. But not too far behind whatsoever. Feinberg is
his own babysitter. Not making any mistakes here, so it should be a close match with this
bastion. We're probably going to be getting the same amount of pigs here. Maybe a little
bit of shaking is an awkward gameplay, but both getting their autofunnel set up here.
We have the diamond picks, we're not going to have to wait as much for obsidian, so maybe
you don't even go to check the other side.
We get obsidian in this side, so almost certainly going to be getting our 20 obsidian set nice
and easy from both of these runners.
One of these looks closer to the casters, you know what I was just thinking about that?
I think it would be better if they could dedicate more screen space to the game, and then they
could have the seed type stuff on the side with the...
enter first so he should be one of the stuff we want to call this stuff like
the stats I guess yeah don't even necessarily need 20 obby if the obby
guys I'm sorry we can't finish I gotta I gotta I gotta I'm sorry I have to wrap
it up too with that diamond like I'm sorry guys I would love to watch but I
I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Call me a jackass if you want.
Booooom.
Love to watch? I mean, you just care more about money than your friends, we get it.
Brother, I have a contractual obligation.
Okay?
It's nothing I can do at this point.
What do you want from me, man?
Did you watch the Punisher 1 last kill?
I'm launching Fortnite.
I'm launching Fortnite.
Why do you have a neck beard? It's scaring me.
Fortnite!
It's Tracer!
Oh wait, you guys can't see. What the hell?
there we go it's tracer I hold on I gotta like I gotta put this I gotta change
my title guys don't make fun of my title it had to be it had to this is what
they wanted okay hold on a sec where is it do not make fun of my title what is
What is this called?
Where is the title?
Okay, here we go.
Hosting the first ever at Fortnite X at Overwatch
zero build tournament with at thieves,
hashtag epic partner, hashtag Fortnite, hashtag Overwatch.
Bang.
I got to turn on a timer real quick. Hold on hold on hold on
Hold up you know, I'm not in the lobby with your team bro chill on me man
Timer turn on this fortnight timer, I have to send a message. It's bad with it. What message do I need pinned?
I need to pin a message
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, help, help, help, help.
This stream is sponsored by Epic Games.
Check out the...
What the hell?
Why did this thing do that?
Overwatch.
X Fortnite collab in Fortnite now.
Bang.
Bang oh my god the overwatch email. Oh, well, that'll be fine. I'm sure it's not a big deal
It's fine
Okay, uh guys
Real quick. I gotta do this and I got hop on a channel real quick and then we'll explain what we're doing
But basically guys
Street sponsor my epic and fruit night. Oh my god exciting or what?
So yeah guys basically if you didn't know
Overwatch is in Fortnite now in Battle Royale, Zero Build, Reload, and Blitz, and it's all
live now! The Fortnite X Overwatch collab. We're gonna have a lot of fun today, guys.
We're gonna have a lot of freaking fun. Do you guys didn't know? There are Overwatch
weapons in the loose in the loot pool there are overwatch landmarks on the
map um tracy tracy who the hell's tracy tracer mercy genji and diva are in the
shop and there's a tournament that we're gonna do with streamers which I'm
gonna go hop in discord real quick and explain to you guys what we're doing real
quick so let me hop in wait hold on make sure this works this is this not push
to meet market good ready I'm hopping in hello hey super these should be finished
in your game and then you guys beautiful you guys can roll as you'd like enjoy
all righty sounds good today thank you brother yeah what up these sounds are
going bro what's good what's good super I'm chilling man I just played half of a
game some it's half warmed up that's fine bro how about you bro how we how we
How we doing how you gonna do in the tournament? What do you think? Um, I'm good for a minute, but I mean if I get the overwatch weapons
It'll probably be not too bad. Oh
There you go. Just you just gotta be tracer man. So it's be trace. Yeah
Did you get tracer in game or no? You get mud off the rocket. Yeah, no, I got all the skins. So nice
Let's go. I'll be dude. All right. Well, dude, so chat guys
We are about to be playing and hosting myself and super this is super
We're playing in the $10,000 answer the call creator clash
Is there's gonna be a lot of fun? We got four night streamers. We got overwatch streamers
We got a lot of good players from both games. So the team should be super balanced. I'm really excited to see how it ends up going
The format is it's going to be squads. So it's gonna be four players on each team
And then we're also gonna be doing four matches
So it's gonna be a lot of fun
We're gonna have a lot of a lot of good games a lot of oh, we got a subscription popping up here
but um
Yeah, super. What do you what are your thoughts on on the teams? Are you are you confident with your team or what?
Oh, I think we're gonna do great except for the fact that I do have Aspen on my team a little bit unfortunate
But you know, she's what we'll make do as we can
But I think it's gonna be fun
I I really hope that I at least get to play with one of the Overwatch weapons either the pistol or the staff
because I've seen clips and I've seen gameplay and it looks kind of fun so.
Yeah the staff you're definitely you're definitely gonna have the fun with the
staff. I definitely think a lot of the Overwatch players on each team will be
holding the staff but the Tracer Pistols will be I think it's one of
those things where I think the Fortnite players are gonna want to hold it just
because they're gonna be just really good with it as well but don't be
yeah don't be scared to use that make sure like I told you to keep those
things out, so those charges, those charges recharge only when you hold them out.
So if any of you guys watch it and hold them out, yeah. Yeah a lot of people because in
Fortnite how items usually work is there's usually it's very timer based so if you just
hold out a weapon it'll it'll or sorry if you just keep it in your inventory and you
don't even have it out it'll still charge but with these you have to actually hold
them out for the dashes to charge and that's that's definitely the most you
know broken strats is to just keep those out and just dash on everyone's head. So
So if you have those, you're going to be at the advantage.
You and whoever else in the tournament, guys,
they're very fun to use.
They're very good at the moment.
Cool.
That's what you have for fun time, man.
I mean, you kind of nailed it.
I'm going to be honest.
So I guess we'll just start hopping in the lobby.
And we can get our games rolling.
We're playing four games total.
Do you guys miss that?
So I guess we can just.
Yeah, four games total.
Yeah, we can start hopping in the lobby.
We can get this thing rolling, perhaps.
Let's do it, man.
Let's do it.
Yeah, well, good luck to you and your two men.
Go crazy.
Good luck, brother.
Thank you, pal.
All right, awesome.
You guys get the general gist there, right?
OK, now I need to figure out how to join the lobby
and not leak the code.
That's very important.
Lobby code, game one code.
OK, I copied it.
Now, chat, quick question.
How do you join a lobby?
Guys? Top right.
Guys?
Except the invite? This is one of my teammates. I can do that. That actually might be easier.
Oh my god!
Wait, how do I, like...
What the hell?
What is this?
Huh?
I'm the Ice King, I guess.
What just happened?
No, I want to be Team Foundation with...
Well, I guess I gotta go Genji, right?
Because we have... I'll be Genji, I guess.
Hold on.
Locker?
Outfit? Genji. Bang! Fire! Oh wait, but he has the pole
bomb on his back. I gotta fix that. Locker, back bling. Holy chills. I'm gonna join voice
real quick, shall we? Hello?
Hello.
Hello. How are you?
I'm good. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Should I just call you Blonde? Does that work?
You can call me Blonde. Yeah. Some people don't like the toxic part.
Talks a lot on the lawn, gotcha, gotcha.
Yeah.
W host, by the way.
Thanks for hosting.
Yep, of course.
Honestly, it didn't really do too much.
They kind of all put it together, but I'll take it.
Yo.
Yo, what up, brother?
M-Pen, how are you?
I'm chilling, man.
What about you guys?
I'm doing freaking great, man.
How are you?
I love that.
Oh, I'm phenomenal, man.
I'm ready to win.
I'm ready to win, too.
We're, I mean, look.
We got a good drop so I guess.
There's also a whole POI open beside us.
Guys, I gotta let you know something.
Me and Aspen are looking to get carried today.
Look, I joined the lobby.
I saw the level one, but I have a lot of hope for it.
I feel like if we get the tracer guns
in your guys' hands, you're good to go.
Wait, Aspen, you're level 16?
She's been grinding.
Did she mute it?
I didn't hear a word.
I didn't hear anything. Yeah, no, I was ready but no, oh, sorry
Yeah, oh, wait. Can you hear me? Okay? Now you're quiet. Oh
Aspen have you used this square before?
Wait, just turn just turn me up because I don't know how to adjust it. I'm turning all of you guys up to like 300 right now
I don't know what's going on. Well, I asked them speak. Yeah
Speaking speaking speaking testing. Okay, that's thing. This is good
So I play a lot of four and I ain't no watch cues like I'm kind of good. I just don't win a lot. Oh, really?
Yes, I've gotten one win in like 200 games
That's promising. I like yeah, thank you. Thank you that at all that we got look we got four games to play today. So if we I
Mean we could just we could just line up four wins right here, and then you'll have five total. I mean, I'm down
We should be do I mean
And then you're gonna you're gonna IGL obviously, right? Oh, yeah, I'll make some calls. I'll see what we can do. I mean, I
Don't know. I think like have you guys tried the tracer guns in for that yet or no? I have yes
Am I
We just ready up here in it again, just ready up. Yeah. Oh, oh
It might have been too long.
Wait, do you have the custom code in, N-Pen?
Yeah, it's going to take a second, I think.
OK.
It does this sometimes, we'll see.
I might have to redo it because I had it in for a long time.
Oh, yeah, do we know where we're dropping?
Yeah, everyone's sandy.
OK.
N-Pen will take care of that, and we'll just follow you, though.
OK, yeah, yeah.
Why do we start now?
Okay, wait, is it Easter? Is it Central? Do you know?
Probably Central. I would think it's Central.
Oh, they changed the code up. Oops.
Wait, do we, do you know where the, like, the Overwatch locations are on the map?
Uh, so our drop spot has two chests that have, like, guaranteed either, I think it's like,
I mean, it's any of the items. I think the only one that's, like, actually feels Overwatch-y
is, like, the Tracer guns. Like, that is the first person it'll be, right?
Like, I don't mean, I used to play Tracer.
up when you can, Super?
Oh, my fault.
No, you're good, you're good.
I just want to make sure we get in.
I played tracer when I put overwatch six years ago,
and it felt pretty good.
I don't remember much or remember it one to one,
but you guys might be good with them.
I think as long as the one thing is,
so with the tracer recall, the thing you can do
is you can dash up to someone, and then you
can pull out your shotgun, and then you can pump them,
and then swap back to your thing and recall back to us.
because that's crazy tech, no?
Oh, that is smart.
I think you guys should always,
you guys should both have them
because I feel like if you get in a bad spot,
you guys can just recall out
and it'll be like muscle memory.
Yeah, I do have a nasty trachea on me,
ask me to tell you, I mean.
I feel like you guys both have it, right?
There is the blade, right?
Like blade in a half staff.
Well, the blade is like, it's nothing like over.
It's like it's not a full version of it,
so like you won't even, yeah, it'll be bad.
But. Okay.
We'll cook some up, we'll see how it goes.
So we'll prioritize them getting the Fraser pistols.
I think that's like their best, like that'll utilize your guys' skill the best for sure.
And then like, it'll just be, I mean like, Super, when's the last time you played Fortnite?
Like a month ago maybe, or two months ago or something.
Do you know like the items like the bunkers, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay, just making sure.
Yeah, as long as I think they made the the health of bunkers like way higher so people can't really spray you out as
Yeah, they did they did
So that'll be nice we can kind of like prioritize getting in good positions and just like sitting on high ground and not having to do much
Without getting focused and stuff. So
Yeah, so I think like
Versus clicks and he kind of owned us but like did you win? Oh
Oh, eventually took us like a couple like an hour and a half maybe two hours an hour and a half people
Yeah, I mean, you know what what guns do you guys have?
Um, I think I think we just had like the blue AR and then eventually we like realized that
Playing slow with building wasn't gonna win. So then we resorted to just gunning him down stormtrooper style
And eventually we we won so oh a build tournament. Oh gosh, I can't imagine you on build super
he's probably dangerous I I mean I used to play a lot of fortnight like back in
20 like 18 or something yeah when everyone was bad yeah exactly but like I
was I was decent I believe it like hey you guys can all aim your guns yeah I
I have Gingy right now actually hold on.
Oh my god.
Wait so Npen where the do you know where the spawns are for the um.
Our drop spot there's so nothing on the map around this is marked by any other team so
there's a gas station below us that's like uh.
Oh that one yeah yeah yeah.
Like Blockpoint Gibraltar or whatever like that map there's two there I think and then
There's two at the clock tower from whatever map has a clock tower and
overwatch, Kingsman or Kingsman.
Wait, Chad, I kind of have some OG emotes, don't I?
But at Sandy or no?
Yeah, yeah, we should have good odds of getting a couple tracers.
I mean, we have so much loot, it should be fine.
The other thing is also, the zones in Xerobov don't tick for
more than one for a long time.
And we have two vending machines.
I guess three with four fields so we can just check for med kits we could be sitting in zone for like the entire game and they
Just come out with all our loot and yeah, you think all that's in the zone. Yeah, that's the new meta nowadays, man
That's what everyone's doing. So we might have to
We're not doing it. Do you think we all land sandy together though?
Or do you think we split up in the beginning so we could get those spawns at the
I'll be honest
Yeah, I can go I can go land on there and then
And you guys can just all triple and Sandy.
I mean, I don't think people are going to be weird
because there's not that many people.
Like there's only 40 people playing.
So like,
people are going to take their loot.
They have so much loot themselves, you know what I mean?
Yeah. We'll see, you know, buy run of them.
Well, I can show you guys what skins I have.
You guys can tell me if any of these are like
OG OG skins 47 players queued up. Is there gonna be like this is really all I have?
No way, right? No, there's nothing more than that. I think this is everybody. I'm pretty sure. Oh
So it won't be it won't be too bad, but that just means like no one will die for like the entire game
Until the end. Oh, yeah, it'll be like 40 a lot. The last ones are rare
What like these like these ones this season three ones?
I think I played in season 2, but I didn't buy the battle pass until season 3, so I don't have any of the skins. Kind of an error for me, no?
Sure locker is a closet full of dust and decay
Overwatch!
Yee!
The little pokey!
Wait, is the only glider in the bundle the wings it is, right?
Yeah.
Well, that's kind of heat though.
Oh, that's kind of heat though.
That's kind of heat though.
That's kind of heat though.
That's kind of heat though.
That's kind of heat though.
That's kind of heat.
So.
Got a fire.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Why the queue's longer than Overwatch?
No, bro, that's not how it works, man.
We're waiting for everybody, because it's a lobby.
So you have to wait for everyone in the lobby
to fill up and then would start it, bro.
Freaking newbin chat.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Who the heck?
Who are we waiting on?
Who the heck is not freaking ready?
How's my sense? No, my sense should be fine. My sense, I think it's fine. I played it,
I played Fortnite like a month or two ago against Klicks and I was kind of farming so
we're like literally fine
literally shouldn't be an issue
farming bro all I'm saying is at the end of it Klicks said I was the best player there
I'm literally not lying, by the way.
If I add Aspen, do you think she would add me back?
Add friend.
Failed to send invite.
14 Aspen is not accepting FervorQuests.
No bro, she's not blocked.
You could just turn off FervorQuests in this game because you'll get like spanned if you're
streaming or whatever.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
Ludwig your only friend? Oh yeah?
What about FineBird and Klicks?
Okay, why does why does love make have his full name in here though Ludwig Ogren with
the show?
Hey, you can send it again super the front if you really want.
Oh my God, I sent it.
There you go.
Yes.
Let's go.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's freaking out.
Oh, wait, we're in!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Let's go team!
Wait, I have an OG load in the screen.
This screen is so good now.
The sniper in the bush looking for the loot llama?
Got a little hot drop here.
Okay, so you can also like there's a new way to drop in the game where you can just like cut your glider midair
so like if you want to land wherever you want to land just dive directly above it and then pull your glitter and then
It'll say like freefall, but then make sure to repull your glider before you get too close to the ground
It'll just a splat. Wait, I have a question. Do we have to be off anonymous? Oh
Oh, I'm definitely on it on us. What do we jump on anonymous?
Yeah, I fall
You guys all hit the casino over there.
Casino!
Wait, which ring?
Yeah, the casino on the left side, right there.
That one?
I think there's actually two.
There's like that, and then that is also one.
Okay.
I'm going to hotel to get gold.
Yeah, but if you get a lot of gold, like we can just buy a ton of stuff from the denim machines.
Yeah, getting gold right now.
I don't want to check out the hotel.
Oh, I got Tracer's guns already.
My god, that's crazy.
Also, so the other thing with those is they only like regen the dashes when you're holding them out
So you have to be in the first person mode to like get them back
Okay, they're kind of like walk around with them and then just trying to remember if you're trying to get out of the bed spot
Like how many dashes you have when am I lagging are we good now? I think we're good now, right?
Because this the shaders are good. We're good. We're good. Should be fine
Yeah, yeah, I was just loading shaders. We're fine
Wait, I want to see the tracer pistols.
Okay.
Let me see what you got.
Why do you say it like that?
Okay.
Because I'm scared that you're going to steal them.
I'm not going to steal them.
I just want to see them.
I'm a first person.
Shoot them.
Shoot them.
Oh my god.
Did I reload?
Yep.
Yep.
Wait.
Reload.
Oh my god.
Jeez.
Wait, what's the pocket blonde?
Yeah, that's your pocket item so we could switch that out if you want at the
vending machine my chat was telling me for so they have bubbles here at the
vending machine and med mist so how do you hear cars can you not use cars is
that okay there's no nothing's bad I think so super take these what take
what the shield oh thank you so much so is there a button to pull out your pocket
item or do I know yeah you got to bind it make sure you bind it oh that's not
good okay I have it on my mouth for now loud I'm dropping a purple pump here
boom boom boom boom a purple pump don't mind if I do wait do you know where it
is in the in the vines uh yes so it's in hold on tell you right now roll down to
roll down to switch mode it's in the section it's in the building section
it's all the way at the bottom of the building session switch mode
oh shit your extra item isn't bound to a key wait what how do i do that tell me now
We recruit anyone or is that bad?
Like the AI it's probably yeah bad because people can kind of like see
Okay, and it would just save our money for vending machines. Yeah vending machines in the game
She wasn't listening. I was on my zone down and then I have a shotgun an AR right now
It's three overdrive grenades a healing staff and a and a brickabunk, but there's gloves here
I feel like we need gloves and game
Is a rocket launcher that good? I don't know. Yeah, I had an RPG, I had an RPG. Switch mode.
It might be kind of crazy, because like, you can actually hit a blubber. It's probably worth one of us having an RPG, and then all of us are having 40 rockets.
So maybe, I'm thinking we probably run...
I literally haven't bounced. You guys are distracting me. I literally haven't bounced.
And if they have tracers, they can just get back to us every single time.
Okay, so don't carry the gloves, do you think?
No, I don't think you need to do those. But I do think we should have...
Casino a little bit again. We just have a lot of bunkers for sure. I'm this RPG people are definitely gonna have a lot of RPGs
So we get a gonna be careful. I'm gonna carry. Is the cube rifle good. Oh, that's in this. Yeah, it's absurd
If you guys are good with it, let me know because I just did
Okay, so the way it works if you shoot it like if I shoot right
Okay
As long as no one's in front of me we should we should be good. Yeah, watch out. That's crazy. Yeah
Yeah, it blows up like everything I mean that's gonna be we're gonna need we need one brick a bomb
We should have yeah, I had none right now
We also have like this is all
You can go to blue. Oh, wait, I got Mercy staff. I can give you guys
How'd you get both? I have a Mercy staff as well
Pop that we'll walk over here and then what was the payload do there's really good in the payload
that's not our body can make it there we'll come yeah we'll come into four
fields and then if there's med kits over here we'll just buy a bunch of med kits
and and play in storm until a week you can maybe you guys more creature I've
gotten I've gotten four rocket launchers in a row to those wow I have rockets now
okay sweet yeah I got 12 you guys can keep them and then like when I run out
I'll just ask somebody to drop them there's splashes on here for no scaring
I have the staff.
Why are you on full epic setting?
I'm not sure.
Right?
47 people.
Wow.
What?
It's going to be a team that comes in, like, probably
up this side that we'll have to watch out for.
Wait, this was looted.
This was looted.
It was.
Wait, we could maybe fight this team.
This is a team that didn't mark their draft spot or anything.
There's another big shield in here.
This thing, let me see.
This thing marks people if we shoot it near them.
It might be worth carrying.
There's so many big pots here
We'll use the medkits for storm like just to sit in storm and then
You can carry honestly when you guys should carry this thing on there
No, there's recon scanner all it does is like if we're sitting somewhere you can shoot it at the ground and it just scans
It gives you like wall hacks to the wall be taking that
Yes
I can aim and then I can aim and like frag if you just I believe it. I believe it
We're gonna get a little fraggy. I'm just trying to see I don't know where this team would have gone
This might be really right. They just split up because we saw this on gun probably
We're like perfectly in sync how do we do that? Yeah, cuz yeah, cuz you can email at the same time
You know plays game before that's good a minute. Oh, there's another mercy staff of someone's
Oh
I carry mini shields or a med kit
You can keep med kits for now because many's are pretty bad
Okay, the best seals are like chug jugs mercy staff
Okay, okay
Okay, so what guns do you have?
I think it doesn't use unless unless you're like
Yeah, you guys could
Wait did someone get arrived worry. I'm actually crying. Yeah, they're
Yeah, this is a good gun
Or item sometimes
We're getting our damage up here
Padding Padding Stats I like that. I fell. Yep. Yep
I'll give you a little overwatch test. I think
A loot box! A loot box!
Anything good?
Oh, I chugged. I want it
I'm gonna keep Mercy still. Yeah, you can drop it. Yeah, let's go this way.
We can just chill here. I mean I think that the only team that might come up is the team that lands full south of us
We could even go up here and...
I gotta say I'm loving the comms from you. You are locked in. I'll chat it up, bro
I'll know this is actually
Free to play with smart people. Wait, I only have 16 bullets alert anybody have a rm
Oh, yeah, that could be an issue. How much you have aspen? You have a lot of air
Um, I don't I have light shotgun and then rocket launcher
Okay, it's actually one. How much air do you have? I'm trying to see 421 421
Split and let them split that thank you. Thank you
We'll have you guys if we get like a a good pistol or something like that's
Our splash is there
Love that wait someone got wife. Oh, that's good for us. I mean
We just don't even I don't really need actually how many bunkers do we have I have one I think we need more bunks
Oh wait, get behind us, get behind us, get behind us.
Where, where, where, where, where?
Great, where we came from, straight east, I don't...
Oh yeah, I see, I see.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right there.
We could quad shock on them if you guys come here.
If you guys want to get active, we could just fly on the floor.
I'm ready to freaking active.
We open the door.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come here, come here.
The left side of the building is going deep left.
Here, come.
Let's jump, let's jump.
You see me, stay ready?
Come.
Yeah, go.
Yeah, go, go, go.
Three, two, come here, come here.
Close, close, close.
Three, two, one.
Oh, it's a little guy went more to the left. Yeah, you see him behind the tree behind the tree. Oh, there's like multiple
There's multiple on me
40 that guy's 150 that guy
Yes, I'm gonna start damage be seen are they running back? Yeah, he's running. He's running
Watch out!
You have a pocket, you have a pocket!
Watch out, come back, come back!
One roof, one roof, one roof!
I'm on the tree, I'm on the tree, come fully back, fully back.
Fully back?
Yes, fully back, Aspen, can you get back with Daphne?
Yes.
You're good, super, come back, come back.
Everyone behind the tree, come all the way back to where we came from, yeah?
They're up in a bunker, up there on this map.
I'm gonna start shooting to keep the rest alive.
I do have a, we can probably jump out of here too, I have a thing.
We can walk back this way, we can go fully back to four fields.
We can go fully back to four fields.
I have 800 gold.
We got vending back here.
I'll buy some big pots.
Yow to the storm.
Healing stream engaged.
As long as, like honestly, at this point,
let me see if this med gets here.
We don't even need to play in the zone.
We can just sit in the storm.
Yeah, I'm just showing behind the stream.
There's no meds actually.
We're gonna have to go, okay,
we can go back to Sandy and see if there's meds there
and play there.
Yeah, I know.
You can take a big pot.
There could be a team there by now.
Yeah, I mean, we'll look around.
We'll see.
I'm throwing you a big pot super behind you, behind you.
uh...
well i don't know how to talk and stuff but i thought that you're already
you're you're pretty sure that you're right you're right you're right
longer max
all right we'll come
those prices and if we can go down
access
this p-line check for the lights
the super-incident kids and then play from there
Yeah, there's definitely an incident there.
Can someone call a doctor?
It's the Merchant Boys' Choice!
Oh, there's our medkits right there.
Medkits here.
Oh, one right here as well.
Who can carry that?
I have three overdrive shocks, a staff and bunks.
Here, give me your shocks, and then, yeah, I'll just carry them.
Alright, start following me this way, I guess.
We're gonna go back into the zone, we're gonna catch this vending, and then, if there's
medkits from killing them, if there's not, we'll go to the other one.
I did a chug dog and we have like what four stabs like oh, we'll be yeah
Even if we don't find med kids, but it's nice to just like
So do you think I should eventually drop these med kids for shots
Yeah, I can split them back to you. Okay, we're gonna get more. We'll just eat. We'll just be using the med kids as we go
There could be another team back here, too. I'm gonna start popping these bandies and stuff with campfire
We can all just sit around up for a sec. Okay
Yeah, wait, so do we have to be anonymous because I'm not I don't know I think we need to be
Yeah, yeah, I definitely need to turn it off, okay. Well, I'm with I'm with the host. So the host says that it's okay that I made a mistake
What is a vlog?
All right, I'm gonna check for the
Wait, kid on me kid on me kid on me. Oh, what's up? Oh really?
He's running, he's dashing out, he's dashing out.
It did.
Where'd he go, where'd he go?
He went straight east, by the way.
Straight east?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, I mean, come here, he's running around with no gun.
He's shocked.
Up in the air, up in the air, 20.
Oh, I missed him.
It's shield.
Watch out, there's one on the hill.
See that, I got him.
There's like, three behind, I like jumped out just in time.
Oh my god.
I gotta go.
Just using your shield, backing out.
Nice right come all the way over here if you guys can you get safe? Yeah, okay? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, we'll play up to that other vending machine. There's a bunker on me. It's one of the bad ones somebody can carry it
That's been all but I can carry the bomb. Where's the bomb?
Okay, okay. Thanks. Let's get almost max. All right, we're gonna go to this vending
right boss
So this way whoo probably these guys leave it wait behind us. They just asked or is that one of you guys?
the trees on somebody
Okay, watch out. They might have the other on the probably back on the car
I think it's not I think I've done zero damage so far impressed. It's one take now
I think here. I was up on up here. Is that a new Mercy staff right there? Where is it?
On my ping it's next to that green one. It could be there. Yeah, we should grab it
I don't want any of that. I'm one seven. Why does all stuff? Yeah, I'll come down and I'll use my 180 on
Another bunk right here. Can I even carry that bomb?
Yeah, probably will be good I have I have two bombs that I feel like we need more though
Your blunt can I give you the
RPG and then you give me the bones
I want to drop these medkits for that bunk. What do you think?
No, no keep the medkits. It's too cheap now. You're pulling costs here come
Get these barrels on me. We're gonna go through sandy guys, and then we're gonna come in the backside of zone where no one is
We're gonna go to the vending machine everyone has gold there's a thing called patch up
You can buy a patch up for yourself because you 50 HP, so you'll just get back in max
And then we'll buy med kits we need to as well. Just watch out for another team doing the same thing. Oh
I didn't get in here. Just buy medkin set and pop it because it's better. It's a better deal. Yeah
Yeah, in the venue
And we'll just start wrapping right. I don't know what
It's make sure I have one here if you need to pop wait a guy's the team is right here look at the map
Look at the map. Yeah, be careful. We need to go around right there. No, we're here. Okay
Yeah, we're gonna pop again. We're gonna go around the building. I'm gonna hit one more patch up right now
Sure. All right. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna shock us here. Okay
Why are they playing zone brother? I'm simply listening to comms
line up
Oh wait kids behind me kids behind me look behind you behind you
Nice keep falling keep falling
Come quick. Yeah, I'm right now here. We're gonna play under the bridge over here in the gas boat. Okay, come okay
I'm gonna shock us again
using yeah, that's this
Oh my gosh wait right here. Here. I'm gonna go to the bridge. I'm gonna the bridge
Pulling the bridge everyone here. I'm popping a better one under. Yeah, you can shock those
That's gonna be nice. It's actually going crazy. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no
My god, I'll fall here fall here
The river stream push man. Yeah, that one that one that one. I can maybe come around super resume. I'm down man
I'm dead
Right behind
Was killing all of them because they didn't actually just we should have just low-key bottom because I don't think they knew we were there
But I didn't want to I wanted to try play safe if they weren't gonna play what's he way who oh my god
We got a frog steam. Oh my god
You man, and I don't know who the other two people are
Oh my gosh
We tried dude. I only had the bunkers that have just windows all over them so I threw it and I just they could see me straight
Wait, does the river like push you away like when you go? Yeah, it goes down
So like you know with the flow of the river right?
Yeah, yeah all the rivers flow like our way towards the ocean pretty much
I know that because I got in the river and then like I got pushed into them behind me. I was like, oh
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was it. No, it was risky.
I should have just brought us like behind them and then put a
No, that's fine.
find them.
Honestly, warm up game thoughts.
Yeah, they're all dead right now anyway.
So 100% warm up.
We got our get back anyway in spirit.
No, I literally blew all of them up with the RPG and was shoot.
I damaged them all for so much.
Yeah, I think it's crazy.
Like an RPG and everyone's just wait, who is that?
No, I knocked I think I knocked two or three of them honestly like they're we
definitely did I died to the like whoever the fortnight player was hit me with a
uppercut with the field I'm trying to see who we killed here I don't know they
were I swear there was so many like like I'm not trying to call it the
overwatch players on the squad of those other teams I swear we ran into like
three of them that were just all by themselves they were just roaming
in dude wait I low key think we could win one of these games though oh yeah as long as we
could like if we didn't die right there say we came in before then like a couple seconds
before then we're in a good spot to just play an end game in the replays are like so glitched
I can't see who we killed like you know how it used to have a little like what is their
name tag or anything like there's no marks as to where we could use the staff that I
I just see that right now.
I see what you're saying.
So I'm just going through the game.
Why are these guys all mannequins?
Make team clear off.
Who shoot?
Wait, do you guys see the team using the sweatscans
in an overwatch?
I just asked what that was.
Why are they all like a knot?
What is that?
Wait, wait, people are doing what?
Oh, the graces are here?
And they're all anonymous?
God, man, what are we doing?
That's wild.
All great, all anonymous?
Who is that, bro?
You know what's crazy is like the all-grade superhero just like isn't even that big of
an advantage where like you need to use it.
You could just...
Like all the top players and everything run just whatever they want to.
And these guys are just trying to lock you down.
Don't worry, I'll figure out what Overwatch players they are and shun them.
Don't worry about it too much.
Man.
No, realistically, you gotta think about it.
Is it Crankton?
You Crankton.
Oh, is he playing Crackly?
Wait, is this Crackly?
Don't tell me this is Crackly.
Who's his team? Do you know?
I think that guy is with Bush.
Okay, okay.
Why are they like at the end game right now?
I don't know. I don't know if this is them and the girls are girls or not.
Oh, I think it is though.
They're kind of getting cooked right now.
Yeah, they're all getting cooked.
Good.
Sorry, maybe I should cheer them up.
I wonder who they are.
Divas! I'll get a Divas one.
Rack and car to one. Oh, no. Nice. No, that's good. Oh
It was crackly that was playing with the gray superhero skin
He lost right good. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have
I'll set it up with him
Problem do you go back to lobby now?
Yeah
I
I'm going back to look at that cluster of people we were fighting.
Oh, it was Foxman and Xemmi on 10.
Oh, that's like the worst team to come across on top of.
Wait, I think it was.
Hold on, let me look.
It definitely could have been.
I get it.
Okay, yeah.
You shocked us directly onto Foxman, Xemmi, and Frogger, and I think I knocked.
Let's see who I knocked here.
Oh, it was Foxman who killed me.
I know honestly we could have gone honestly like what we should have done
We could have gone all the way right. I just didn't want to like any of us to die in zone. I'll be honest
I know I know Xemi I
Finished Xemi
It was yeah, yeah, that was a bad thing for that for finishing. Yeah, you do your points for you
Oh, yeah, cuz I yeah, we got three lives
Now the kills are good like we just do the same thing and then wrap a little bit further
Coming more dead side
Great Spirits are pushing crack. You are a lost little puppy in this game. No, I just am not used
Make sure you guys turn off a none because there's a lot of people complaining. Anonymous. Yeah, I have an office off
I think I have absolutely. How do you check if you have an office when double check?
Go on your settings
settings and then far right tab and then
All the way down. Yeah all the way at the bottom
Not all the way at the bottom like right above hidden matchmaking delay. Oh, hi. Do you display name off? Okay? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah, we're good.
Wait, you got time for a quick piss?
Surely, right?
No, you'll be good, you'll be good.
Yeah, okay, I'll be right back. Give me a second.
HOOT!
you
you
I'm back Shad.
I'm back Shad.
I'm not kidding you I when I watch the replays if I had stopped taking my med kit and I was
and just, um, use the RPG on all of them. They were all just standing there,
popping medkits.
Oh yeah. Yeah. That thing is probably crazy. Like we should just definitely,
I could have taken the whole team out,
even though you guys were down because I kind of was like low key,
not trying to bait you, but you guys were like,
I was sitting back in the bush while you guys were fighting them and they had
no idea that I was frying them. They were like, where are we getting hit from?
You know? Oh yeah. I mean,
next time I won't rotate us straight into them. We'll be good.
We'll avoid that part of that.
Honestly, that was a lot better.
We jumped in and there was like,
Dude, like we came in a zone and they threw the bunker down.
I was like, oh, shit.
I think honestly, had it been like three seconds before and we were all under the bridge refine
or had it been three seconds after and we saw it.
Okay.
Honestly, if I didn't like put my foot in the river and then got swept away,
I think we would have also been in a different situation.
Wait, did you get knocked off that?
Yeah.
Cause like they were like someone there and I tried to like swing the peak and then I went into the river
and then it started taking me down the street.
I'm like hold on a second now. I just got like
If we if we pulled that off right there, we would have had one of the clip bounties hundred percent
I would have been a generator. Oh, yeah, that is a thing clip down. Can we just flip farm? You put your farm
Clip farm for money you could I mean seven out of ten is pretty good for play scene 11
Yeah, yeah, no, we'll be we'll be chillin. I think we got kills so we're top seven. Oh wait, how do you see where we are?
There is a yeah. Oh wait, we are top seven guys. We're gonna get more kills maybe. Yeah, maybe we could definitely fight more.
I think we are pretty aggressive. That's all we don't have to do. Like if you think about it, if we had just played the end game there with the
kills we had it would have been like you know we would have had a lot of kills
it was just more that we died early so we didn't get any kills but yeah we do
what we did last time get like four beforehand and then just play a game
we'll be good we'll be chilling all right I can't believe we're top seven that's
actually really good all right I'm sitting up all right here we go okay I'm
sitting up straight
well hope no one lands on us I don't know who went for field last time like the
golf place but we can watch out of the air if you guys are like landing try to
and look and see how many gliders you see there.
They also have, that POI is like all super chests
or like mostly chests.
Yeah, they're rotating.
Wherever they're landing, they rotated to four fields.
Yeah, cause it wasn't fully looted.
I used to tell us from the jump I'm ready.
Oh, I forgot someone can drive the bus.
Oh my God.
Can we go now?
Yeah.
Yeah, they were just driving to their POI.
How do you drive the bus?
What?
Well, in pubs it like chooses one person,
I guess like when the game starts to just start driving the bus and they can drive it wherever they want. Yeah, so like that's kind of funny
Yeah, but I in this there's no advantage to it because everyone's just going their own drop spot
I guess you could you could just drive it straight to yours. I mean I think the player or glider earlier
Yeah, you can pull your glide like that's kind of if you're far away you kind of want to spam
Wait, my Mercy wings are kind of tough
They are cool
Hold on a second
I'm gonna make it I'm looking for the guy I don't know my I'm not just in the team
I don't see anyone I literally see no one you know what that's chill we can get
looted up and then we can pay people off yeah let's do it so they get those
tracer pistols this time it did we only find one last game yeah I think so
I already found a bunk. We're locked in. That's lovely.
Nice.
Put the Genji blade.
Um.
I hear a chest. I don't see them.
I
Nice good calm super. Yeah, I don't know how to get up there. I hear them above me
I don't know how to how do I even hurt? It's gonna start climbing. I found it
Twin hammer shotguns, okay
Those are the worst shotgun right now. Oh, I'm gonna lie. Oh
Oh, they might you might like them
Like up close
It's like tracking base
tracking base wait a minute one shot yeah if you get a if you get a
chaos realtor that's like best thing now
I just found one I'm dropping a regular pump I've got two chug jugs I can give
Oh wow.
Oh I got a pizza too.
A rivalry.
I'm sure I got to get up here if someone can grab.
I'm sure it'll be super doing it.
Roger.
Wait, you're shooting close.
Really?
Close, close?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like in that direction kind of.
Yeah, they might be getting random.
They're blonde or?
No, I don't think so.
Yeah, towards our mark like west.
Yeah, I think it's I think one team is just landing like there's middle mountains and anyone want this
I'm throwing it. What is it? Oh my god. I'm shocked that far. What the hell?
Um, oh, I forgot we have cars. There's another pizza here so much and grab maybe we should be within around in two cars instead of like
Rotate on foot. Are we we can 100 second use cars? I didn't see anyone in the last game
but I I mean, I don't think anything's bad, but I
I
We could draw the reason I have so much gold. It's not even funny. I have like over 2,000 gold. I've been collecting
What's in the thing right now? What do you guys have for heels? Like what is ever?
Yeah, super drop your minis to the pizza. I don't have five minutes. Where you at? I'm dropping gloves
It's straight. Yeah straight north around the like big guns. Let's see
Yeah, it was a big diamond Roger that boss. Yeah
You keep that your inventory and then when you eventually like
There's eight slices in it. You can carry but you can like carry three
So you want to throw it down when you need to heal and then like you can carry extra
There's gold palm does anyone want these gloves
Keeping tracks and keeping tracks wait anything I should carry the AR again. It was kind of frying
What did you have what was it like now this is the nemesis yeah, if you want to run I have one right now
I can give you
Nemesis, bro. I want to see I want to see like Kings Row
You could carry the pistol I carry the nemesis more close range here. I'll take it
Alright, there's a time I should all here. Can you guys all come over here and buy?
pocket shield bubble
Okay, yeah, you guys have your pocket your your pocket thing bonded or no, do you want me to buy that too or just them?
Yeah, so this way like now if we ever get in a bad spot like you just don't be afraid to pull it
You don't need to buy multiple it's just it's your pocket
Yeah, 40 seconds 40 seconds until you can use it again. So essentially like you need to bail out
Yeah, we'll be I'm so blind and stupid
Maybe
We could just is there medicine I feel like someone should carry gloves you don't think so
I do want to I'm down like cuz I have a lot of shocks. I'm down for you to run
Like fighting with gloves or anything like upper-cutting. I don't know how plays your blood damage
So I'm not used to it, but if you want to run them we could do
Astrid what kind of what are you would serve a lot up?
Three med kids three shields. Okay. I think I actually bought a smoke and not I
If you want I can give him some of my staff and go get those gloves
Yeah, ask me do you want to carry the staff? Oh?
Yeah, sure. Oh never mind. It's out of stock the thing. I
Just keep whatever you have
Remember to use it if you need to it's unlimited, so we can wait. I dropped you my stuff up there
No, yeah, I'll go get it
No, so what do you want to buy because I have extra gold I could give you wow
Kings Row Chills
I think I just I just want us to play
Zone here for now and then we can try to kill this team behind us because I feel like this team shooting south right now
Is it gonna come in like they're already tanking they're probably fighting right now
They're gonna come in and try to like scrap loot or use the venue. Let's see if I can spot them. I
See if you got an eye on you here
I'm looking they were they were straight south like my eyes are freaking
They're down. Yeah, I see him. He's he's like 200 meters straight up. There's a slurp truck in between us and then
Mike that's it we'll say
I'm moving forward a bit. I made it up. Yeah, you can look over there. We're just gonna
It's Jatsu and they killed Frogger. Oh, no
Frogger guys taking storm. Yeah. Yeah, we're just gonna take all right cuz I like this team
I mean, I want to fight some people and I wait again. Just kind of chill. They said I'm holding this pizza
I mean, I'll take store with you to I'm not gonna go up there. Yeah
Are you just how I want to throw this pizza whenever we need it so I'm good
I bet we'll just go back and like when we get low. We'll just go back and buy medkit
Wait all day here for these guys
No one comes we'll go in late. Oh
Oh, they know we're here. Oh, he's right there. It's actually marking him through the wall for me
He's gonna hear like red was now that's kind of fortune cuz they know we're here, but at least we know if they're coming
Yeah, you can get out of any I mean how much gold you got you probably
590. Yeah, just buy a medkit. Oh
I shot that's my bad
Oh wait is there an ash in it?
No I shot.
Oh okay I thought I heard it still after we're done.
No she was just rolling a little bit.
Oh she is.
Yep.
Do we have to be careful of surge or anything?
And pen?
I forget.
No no no we'll begin.
I mean there's only 45 ops so like they can never even be surged.
That's what I mean.
I'm bad with that like that storm math.
Oh no no no you're good.
The only thing is storm sickness like you can only stay in storm for 10 minutes but like
Ten minutes is so long so we shouldn't have to worry about it.
We'll move up after getting a couple more times.
There's one medkit around here.
Wait, how many bunks do we have right now?
I have one.
There's a gray one over here. Is that what you have?
Yeah.
Yeah, come grab this one then.
I don't know how we're only finding...
Is there no green bunkers? Is it only these ones?
No, it's only these brick of bunks, I think.
What?
I've medmits as well to heal.
Okay, sweet. Yeah, we'll just like we can just play around the vending machine on this guy on this side
And then anytime you get low just like fine
You can find bandages on the ground like that gets on the ground pop whatever keep the heels you have and then
We'll go to go these kids are at the gas station out of it
They probably aren't coming over to fight. I think we're just getting whites right now
It might be a three
Three being
should we start rotating sooner or what so i was about to move up or no we can see where
next one pops yeah these kids are at this gas station this might be a freak out guys they're
coming straight toward there yeah they're moving yeah they're like we're chilling we're chilling
Wait, can you swap out your medkit wall like as soon as you pop it? Can you swap it for your other item?
You gotta wait till it's finished. No, you gotta wait. That's like the worst thing ever
It's just like the way that the heels work
There's you also like if you have two medkits and like say I had on popping one and you want to take the other one
For my inventory if I drop into you it cancels the one on pop
I got you. I got you. I think it's just a bug, but it's never we've never changed so
All right, uh, we can start playing off. We can just go
Yeah, it's probably gonna pull like all the way to the mountains the part like this edge of the in
I kind of want to go up to here. We're gonna go up to latte. There's a pad up there. It's just super high
Yeah, we're gonna go up there and then we'll fucking well. I mean we'll frickin
Yeah, we're freaking
Grab lights up there and we'll be shown so we okay. I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie
I'm gonna drive the car if we can drive cars and drive the car. I think we can
Yeah, you can
It's blacked out bros, whatever I bought it. Yeah
I didn't mean to break this work right guys
You guys have a cartoon or no, do you know, oh, there's a back there here, I'll hop on up on you.
Yeah, take us to the other one.
Oh, we'll take you guys back and we'll grab it and then we'll just grab it.
I have no whites, by the way.
No whites at all.
Wait, what do you have in here in this one?
I have two guns, six shocks, gloves and bunks.
Oh, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.
Oh, I forgot you have the unlimited medmiss.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, let me get in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can get in the medmiss.
Just come by, come by Medkits though.
Drop your shocks and only keep this.
Wait, really?
I really feel like I need to get ragged.
Yeah, you can keep the fist, but we'll have we'll have shocks that we can just
Look at Genji in the side of the poor bed, though.
Geez!
You look clean though.
You look slick.
Are you gonna...
Is that a tech?
Is that a suit?
What are you in?
You got a little hoodie?
All right, so you really think drop these shocks for medkits that makes me sad, but
I'll do it.
100 times.
Or fist.
Whatever you want to carry, but we can't.
We gotta have weights.
Cause like...
I'm popping with a medkit cause I'm gonna stock!
I just pop a fast one. We'll be good. All right. We're gonna hop in the lips. Yes
Shall we
Are we look sick this here we go who would have thought
Shall we this is we look dangerous
The pumpkins
All right, where's the
The bounty might be... yeah wait, it's over.
They're gone, we're chillin' and we're not gonna worry about them.
See, seven seconds before the sixth island's gone.
I do have a nice active.
Off they pull for us, off they pull for us.
Gotcha.
Now here's the thing, I... we're gonna drive around.
Oh.
At least if you're on...
Oh!
Oh!
What happened?
That's no good, that's not good.
I'm getting out. I'm getting out. Yeah, how about so they don't hear us? Oh, are you guys can eat from up a medkit and
Then we'll come in on the side
Pop meds in here
That's been when you're using the mercy staff to if you use it on like you can heal me and you at the same time too
Oh, yeah, you can shoot
I think they're just shooting I think it is shooting we're just gonna
I think they're just dating?
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
Well, I think they're just on top of that huge building tagging people.
Oh, you're right.
You're so right.
No, you're so right.
They're not pulse grappling.
Let me see.
I don't want to be seen here.
Come down.
Come on.
I'm with you, bro.
There's more med kits here.
You guys can grab a few.
Yeah, I can grab one.
You need extra?
Nice.
We can play left.
We can obviously just chill here.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, they're right there in that bush.
Look, we'll hook free fry right there.
Right there.
Oh, yeah, right there right here.
26 26
Watch your kids on our right make sure no get above us. Oh behind behind shooting behind
Okay, okay, here come come we can push up this side on me guys
I'm with you around you hug the whole side the whole front side on me where I went just watch the time the team on the top
Oh, I did it the opposite. I'm gonna do
Watch out for you just mantle in and then we can chill in here
Don't get seen you're gonna be doing to shoot him because you're not that's fine
That's not fun.
Don't even tag him.
I hit him for 27.
I mean, actually, that's definitely the two overwatch players, because they were just
standing on top of the two.
Yeah, they're over keeping us crazy.
Wait, wait, don't.
They're gonna break our wall out, guys.
We can play that.
You can play that.
Just don't pick it for a little bit, and then when they start doing that again, we can
all 4p.
Okay.
Ooh.
That's a weird bolt.
I guess it's just like that.
And people still behind, right?
Yeah, people still behind.
That's a match bolt.
Okay, okay, okay. Here's the deal. There's a rift right here in the middle. So that purple thing on if you run into it
It brings you up into the sky, okay?
So purple like shard you have to hit it
Yeah, we're gonna have to run into it and then we're gonna have to try to fly on the dead side
But there's also we do porta potties working pubs, you know, I don't think they
Know there's a porta potty that takes you from this gas station all the way back here
Guys does it work? Yeah, let me ask them. They know I don't know if it works
It didn't work in a tournament the other day. I don't think it works. I think they're disabled. Yeah, they don't work
They're saying no. All right, we're gonna play listen. We're gonna play to be
We can probably kill them on the way straight below us right here on this ridge which way to take routes. Oh
We're gonna we're gonna beam the thing. It's fine. We can take we can get
They all have tracer 30 on the back
I'm with you, bro
All right, you guys can healings staff each other just to stay healthy like
Here go to the red go to the red come come come come
We're all heading replica. I'm in. I'm in. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm shopping. Oh my gosh. Shop too far
I'm careful. Oh, I can't repel my glide. We're gonna do I can't either and the ticket is really bad
And there's a team in front of us we can land on blue you see blue just zigzag zigzag
And then you can do freefall when you need to I'm gonna throw a bubble for us. Okay guys
Yeah, I'm not with you guys. Yes, I'm laying on me. I'm laying on you
These kids are right here, I'm gonna try to shock them off the
Storm sickness
We should fight this we should fight this guys
What's it a hundred?
Play the body, play the body, play the body.
Here, do we have bunker?
Can we throw a bunker somewhere?
Yeah, yeah, in the bunker.
Play back into this.
Up top, up top, up top.
You guys see where I am?
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
Oh, I see you, bro.
I'm real up there.
We play back into this ridge and then we'll just wrap up the map.
Landing, landing, landing on us.
Yeah, put it in.
One down on me.
They don't, no one has bunkers.
I'm with you.
Well, these guys are running around.
Well, this guy, up here on the top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna have to use a bubble and just slowly move our way up.
I'm gonna throw
Maybe not you can't shoot anything. Oh, it's follow follow follow. I'm low. I'm really low. I got a chill
You can push up this way. Hey, let's push up with them. Let's push up with them
Do we have a bunker thread on or no, I
Here and then throw that because you're you're better at throwing it angularly. Oh
Stay on her center center center on this right side. Okay, Roger that forget it pulls over them. I'm gonna try to
I got lost off the freaking
Can anyone throw their bubbles
Okay, we need to shock off we need to shock off pass each kid, okay ready ready ready
Ready, I'm talking
That's all right
I hit 160 there's like three here
This kid's are all in a boat right?
I think I'm dead unfortunately
No, I'm safe on the back side
Where are you?
I have storm surge and I have a whole team on me
Okay, nevermind. I'm not chillin
The whole dead side is open by the way. There's like no one on the back side. Everyone's on edge
Nice, play dead you're bubble
You can crouch into that window, trust me, trust me.
Ooh, that's slick, wait a minute, eat that pizza.
Grab that pizza, nice, nice, good work, good work.
Alright, it pulls up the mountain on one side and everyone else is going to stay below.
Do you have storm sickness fully?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like already, oh what, what's around?
They have a spark right here.
Is he above me?
Yeah, he's all the way up the mountain.
Yeah, you're gonna have to like crouch walk on the bottom of the ridge
Just try I'm gonna get pushed here. They know I'm a solo. I'm gonna get pushed here. I kid below you do
Oh
Geez
Oh god.
Oh god.
Not this.
No, that's not.
I mean, like, it's just two teams trying to jump you.
No.
That was scary.
Also, okay, I'm not going to lie.
I thought the Rift took you way higher than it did.
It took us like...
Yeah, I thought we were going way in the sky.
We were lower than the mountains, so that's on me, but...
If we...
I should have told you guys to bubble sooner.
I look, he forgot you guys had like the infinite bubble thing.
You could have just been throwing those down so they're using the bunks and just...
Wait, these guys are still anonymous with the gray skins.
We're going to have to just ban them, I think, right?
Yeah, I will ban them.
It only makes sense.
I'm a host of the tourney, right?
Yeah, I'll ban them.
Why not?
Yeah, I'll ban them.
They have the Mountain T.
I'll put them straight.
They could be zone cheating, too.
Look at them throw all the way on the mountain.
How do they pull that one off?
These guys are winners.
go crayon is it the same team or no I think yeah it's the same team probably
her her low yeah probably wait I wonder where that puts us on the leaderboard
I think we dropped though check out the other guys I do like I'm dead weight
yeah because Macy's team wasn't even on here now this place I feel like I'm the
leaderboard I'm dead they got second last game it's one game you're right
right you're right you're right I didn't see that yeah they're they're balling out them and frankly
see they're both balling out
they're about to win again no they they got second last game but they they dropped so
I don't know how many that are seven right now I'll have like 10
I would have just thrown a shock at them right there, I don't know if you guys are watching
or not.
I'm just looking at the grey mannequins.
He's dead. Oh no he's not.
Wait the blinks look crazy.
Oh my god he has to self revive. This is crazy.
He's healing off.
Oh my god.
No, Fresno the staff you can rescue teammates with it. It doesn't
You
That was crazy second place. Wow, it got intense right now that was crazy
I'm gonna type something in the chat and I'm not gonna mean it
But you think they'll believe me if you use anonymous skins again. I got pipe it remove you from
Yeah, anonymous skins are anonymous names. Oh, yeah, anonymous names. That's fine. That's not bad and this gray superhero
Double down on it. They gotta have an overwatch skin
Not really but please turn off anonymous I
Think I needed shocks there low key
Instead of a
Pocket shock if you want that I know but what I did was I bought the bubbles. I think I needed not buy the bubbles
I need to keep the pocket shock. Yeah, that's fine
Like aspen and super you guys could have the bubbles
Okay, that's fine bubbles are busted. We don't even need I'm not gonna lie the bunkers are so bad
All we need is just cycle bubbles cuz it's a 40. Oh
Oh wait actually wait am I crazy?
I think we all just do bubbles and I think we can have an unlimited bubble.
Because if it's a 40 second cooldown with all of this-
Go out there and type with your chest and I'll write to you.
Oh wait I obviously can't write to you.
First of all I'll look at you sir.
But then we drop shocks what you're saying is we- sorry not drop shocks.
We all get the infinite bubbles and then we carry movement, extra movement because we're
dropping bunks.
Yeah I don't think we need bunks or like we could have- I mean we don't really have
them much anyways so.
I don't think we need a plan on having them, but I don't know.
That's probably what everyone else is doing, or most people, but we'll see.
I didn't realize, like...
The first game that we played, I had no idea there was even pocket bubbles.
I was just blown away. We didn't find any bubbles.
Well, I don't think you'll find bubbles. You can only buy them, I think.
No, that's what I mean. I was like, how did we find them?
How was super doing I'm doing I you know what I could be doing I'll say it we went down to 8th
But that's okay if we win one game we go we skyrocket
Yeah, we'll be on slingshot all it takes is one
True yeah, we're all it's high for six though. We're 34 points seven six and then fifth is 40 points that we're right there
So we win where we go
Well, it depends on us.
If we won the next one with some good kills, we could be third because they're only at 52 or 18 points above.
Let's do it.
Yup.
Oh wait, you get a ready up, Aspen.
Alright, Aspen, I'm gonna need more from you this game.
Excuse me? I was healing you so much last game. You're lucky you didn't die sooner.
Yeah, I'm gonna need a little more from there.
Wait, Chad, anyone know how PG is doing right now?
Yeah, you wanna know how Peg's doing right now?
We're asking, can we swap skins?
Can I be Diva?
You want to be Diva?
Sure, fine.
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Deva!
Hee hee!
Deva!
I'll be, I'll be genji with Mercy Wings.
Nerf this!
Chae, you don't know how bad I wanted to do it.
Sorry.
You don't know how bad I wanted to do it.
Nerf this!
Oh, classic.
Am I the only one in costume for this event?
Yeah, I didn't ask for your cosplay.
I'm surprised.
You said you're Diva, right?
I'm Diva, yeah.
It's pretty scuffed, though.
I
Wait your genji's kind of hitting that though, I know how do you make your own dance in the
In the same same as in game
right diva kind of hit that no
old man emotes bro chill on me
that's when i played that's when i was playing fortnite bro
why is it laggy am i laggy i think it's what you mean like when i tab out and tab back in
stop tabbing out oh you mean like this
Is that what you mean, laggy?
I'm lagging.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, we got this.
And my game crashed.
Okay.
Wait, hello?
My game crashed.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, actually.
I swear, it just crashed.
I'm not even kidding.
What do we do?
I told him immediately.
I told him immediately.
Yeah, we're good. Yeah, you restart you're the whole yeah, that's true. I'm the host surely we restart right?
Yeah, surely
I'm gonna say no, but he's the host
OBS is like crap. Wait, what the hell my OBS is like frozen
What the hell? Yeah, well, I can fix this maybe
What is happening?
Hmm
Hold on
Even if I change scenes my OBS is just frozen
Wait, so what is your frame scene nothing?
It's just like a frozen-
It's just like a frozen-
The crash is still playing out
Wait what?
Yeah, I'm not loaded in
We're not loaded in
What but what?
Yeah, we didn't get in again. Oh, yeah, no you're on the on the loop of doom. What how do I fix this?
That's not optimal
Yeah, I had two years of my Africa card before.
But what if I do this?
They're going to restart.
OK.
Nice.
Hold on.
Let me open up my Twitch.
How do I fix?
OK.
What's happening, bro?
My OBS is just like cooked.
Go with Task Manager, force end, and then restart it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and cover in normal mode, not safe mode,
and then go live, and it shouldn't fully end.
OK.
We'll try this, um...
I'd have that happen to me so much.
Interesting. Okay, so do you just crash OBS, like end task and OBS, and then close it and then we launch it?
Yeah, well it'll close, then you just open OBS and admin, and then start in normal mode.
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna do that real quick. End task. Alright, I'll be right back.
I don't know what happened there, but it's unready, unready, right?
Fortnight.
For the new code.
on oh wait there's a new code so aspen
unready and then and pen has to be okay
okay yeah what a wonderful series of
events are we playing trios or what's
going on no no i'm coming back and i'm
coming back in oh i just tabbed them
skip this all right people are still using
anonymous apparently oh my god man no we
just gotta start tagging bring back an
in there real quick. Yeah. Oh, I shouldn't have been either blonde or
Aspen send me a quick little. Oh yeah. Sorry. I was I zoned out. I actually zoned
out physically. Okay. Boom. And then we'll go back in. Okay. Hopefully I don't crash
this time. We'll be chilling. Okay, wait, now the game is bugging out. Hold up. Let me
know when to ready up okay ready to make sure a lot he's not messed up nice
we're gonna be chilling I'm good
excuse me that was so funny wait do you I can't question do you guys play
Borderless window like is that better for this game you think for streaming?
Everyone plays full screen. Everyone plays full screen. Okay, I think I play maybe like I
Don't know like input delay wise like all the like people that care about builds and stuff play full screen
I think okay. Also our thing is like full bug. I think we might have to restart our games now
I don't know if that like it's right now. Oh, we are what the
Just didn't get a lot of time wasn't patient enough
Okay, guys, maybe I should stop Alt-Tabbing, but I need to Alt-Tab real quick to say that
I'm good. Well, that was a, that was interesting.
In an initial little situation.
Yeah.
Wait, is your, is it still enough?
No, yeah, I'm good now.
now
that's funny
I'm resin heroes never die heroes never die. I'm getting you by the way
She is love the cavalry is here at that you didn't put any emotion to that. Yeah, I kind of just I kind of just
Wasn't really feeling that one
Oh
This oh
Wait Genji's hitting it. Well, you kind of is though. Oh my gosh
But
Oh, it's Sardine! Here we go, here we go!
It is? Oh, it is, right. Game found.
Alright, you're in, right?
Uh, yeah. Not crashed.
Ew, let's go!
Okay, so just need two first place wins and a bunch of kills, and I think we got it.
Wait, can we type? Wait.
Yo.
Wait a minute I can type in game. Game. Turn off anonymous if you have it. I'm not asking.
Was that tough? Yeah it's tough. Oh yeah you can see when people land if they're anonymous.
Landing? I'm dropping. Dropping? Oh I just dropped. I'm heading to the stage.
There's a team landing right here and that's why because they keep rotating north to four fields.
That's why we keep running into them that's uh
Don't choose team. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah on the map. I think oh, you know, maybe Zemmys landing below
Zemmys landing below them like further south of them, but they are both of them are rotating north. I don't know how they're not fighting each other
I'm looking for these
Person I just heard someone flying over us. I don't know. Yeah
Yeah, someone's here, someone's here.
Really?
Oh yeah, I hear, I hear.
In this building, on me.
Okay.
There's someone in here.
Eat!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die of this idiot.
Anonymous!
No.
Get away from me.
I got you, I got you.
Thank you.
There's one guy?
Yeah.
Wow.
Who is Anonymous?
Wait, did you hear someone else?
No, I flew over just in case I didn't.
It was only one, but that was weird.
Should I get a bounty?
Should I get a bounty and see if it puts it on them?
They're here.
No, it didn't.
Interesting.
There's a recon scan in here. I'll be honest. I don't know how to use that.
I might be someone else.
You just shoot at the ground and it like marks in the walls.
Oh, team, I have some chug splashes. Who wants to group up?
I was... Super.
There's a tracer pistol.
Where?
Like at the gas station
You can tell you don't if you want okay, I'm gonna try to find
Wait, yes, no
Be careful crazy. Oh
Oh my gosh, there's got is it on your pain over here. We're gonna go did load out. Yeah, it's great in the building
What's in this thing
I
Hear a car. Oh, that's you. Yeah, we're good. Well, how do you blink? All right a space. I think it's like
Oh
That's been the other treasure for silver here feeling. Oh, yeah, okay. Thanks. Gotcha. I got
Like a thousand gold how much gold you guys got?
1350
too much you can invest a little bit if you guys don't want to buy them there's
medkits on me there's also pizza on me
I'm carrying right now but if I get it I do not I have so much
I just hold it because you want to be rude or what's wrong here I have 80 you're super
Why would he run to the middle of the kill line?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, no?
Yeah, it's kind of creepy.
Yeah, I'm gonna get kill points.
That's a little freaky, bro.
Oh, I'm being shot.
It's a kill point.
I'm gonna jump this guy.
I'm just going to the building.
He's on top.
He's on top.
He's on the roof, guys.
I'm gonna try and get some stuff back.
I'm gonna go go go go.
Get off.
Knocked.
Nice.
Early deadlock.
It's nice.
double in tagging I can't even tell where I think it's reach steam 20 he's
running 40 it's definitely reek is the one here come take a pistol ammo these
extra gloves or pizza right here my staff is almost dead I might just use
the rest of it on. Wait, I'm right. Wait, I have less than one
mag of AR. So if anyone has extra here, you drop the tracer,
are you carrying?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm on a full max full here. See if we have
good senior. I got me.
Alright, let's we'll play to the gas station where I landed
that check that vending machine and then
Like
Did you get your bubbles for your
Okay, I'm gonna hold the shock. I think maybe you're right. I get the bubble too. Oh wait, maybe we all can't get bubble
If there's only one, I don't know. Maybe I just per team and yeah, I don't know how it works like maybe
The stock goes up if your team like they just know that you can't time them
Have four. All right, we can go this gas station. We're gonna see if there's medkits here
If there is
Wait, is someone behind us?
Yeah, I think it was
No, we're good
I'm trippin', I'm trippin'
There's not no bunkers, right?
Wait, there's shots over there
Yeah, I see them on the right side, they're shooting the recon
Right there, right there
Yeah, yeah, we can kill these people
They're really close
Is he behind the bush? Wait
Yeah, yeah
He came up? 20? 40?
60?
21? 21?
Once they're bunkers straight in front of the bush.
He's just peeking me with a shotgun.
20, 30?
30 blue?
70?
30 again?
Breaking the ramp.
135?
20 left.
20 left.
20 left.
I'm just gonna push it.
I'm just gonna push it.
I'm just gonna push it.
Hold on.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just gonna damage boost you.
He's hitting me with like some shotgun from so far away.
Yeah, what if I trace a blink?
They did that at once, look and recall.
Low key.
Watch out, they have crazy shotguns.
If we spray it out, they don't have any bunkers left.
I don't think.
They're in the bush, they're in the bush! Back there. 20 in the bush.
There's one in the bush, he's running, he's running.
And then there are other ones are straight below us so you can just look down at them.
He's shocking?
No, he's 72 boys.
60? 80 crack?
No, dead!
One in again.
Wait, behind you?
On the side, on the side, on the side.
He's shooting the wall I think.
There's two over there, there's two over there.
They have a lot of ammo.
He's shooting the wall I think there's two over there, there's two over there.
They have like a place over there.
One HP, one HP.
Behind the tree.
Keep trying, good work.
You can keep pushing it.
I'm getting this guy's MEN-ness or smoke grenade over this.
I need ammo bad, AR ammo bad.
I have a foreigner here.
I knocked him, I knocked him in the storm.
Nice.
We can keep following it.
Where did he go? Did he go to the underground?
They might have come down here.
here trying to see if I hear the footsteps I see body I'm going down this
see if they're rising I don't have any whites you guys have whites they're not
rising I have a barrel down here I have a mercy staff I got no shields I got a
full chug jug now but I hear splashing you're splashing yeah wait are they
down there I don't know if you get worried oh no right on me right on me
from the ECC's they see your footsteps on the rock 2040 this thing they're left
we're low but wait wait wait I'm talking on it it was the same guy we killed before the other
one's running all the way down there we don't have to chase I still don't know what I do have
whites in me pizza or what are we good yeah you could throw pizza down I'm down to just eat
pizza wait what do you have left you have left long on your staff uh two times pizza okay man
What's this flat slice?
It makes you infinite, like run infinite for a little bit.
Guys, I'm trying!
There's one more slice you can eat, Aspen, and then Max out.
Alright, we're gonna go back to the gas station we're trying to go to,
because I'm never even gonna see if there's anything there.
Chill there a little bit more.
There's one time they do shotgun shells as well to be appreciated.
Yeah, I smell this bit.
Last one's slow.
There's a muck up top.
There's people in front of us, guys.
Yeah, they're up, they're like further than the ridge.
at the gas station a little past we can maybe kill him
maybe even further i don't know i swear sometimes the shots are so far
there's another big plot here uh you can pop that spin and then there's i think there's
we're like right over there yeah we can just wrap back this way just be careful that down at the gas
station you're good oh they are there wait uh i'm ready to throw in a bubble if i need it
now we're chilling they don't know we're here i'm not here to take the staff yeah yeah coming
Coming towards us. Wait. Did they see us? He didn't see us. Wait wait.
Can I see the right? I'm trying. 20.
40, 60. Go on, go on, go on, go on.
I'm going, I'm going.
Do you want a slip truck? He's hit 100. He has shock waves as well, though. Crack.
20, 40 white.
We can get the slip truck right? Yeah, just leave him there.
I'm a little low on health, if you don't want to.
Yeah, come on, come on. We'll get Max. We'll get Max. Come here.
I'm trying to find him out here.
You can talk over if you need to. No, you can get him.
Okay, you got him?
I'm coming back down. I'm coming back down.
Or ask him to me. Come.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we have to look for I just want to get it before we all
Will be freaking die
Go go go hit it. Okay
Ah nice
Okay, we'll go back here. I still still haven't checked for medkits. So I think I get those shotgun shells or what?
How do I do? Okay, there you go. Thank you
I'm just watching for that guy's teammates.
We do now that medkits.
We have patch ups in here.
I'm going to do just buy whatever you need to if you need anything and then we're trying
to hit the pad.
Okay.
I'm going to get out.
I'm going to patch up.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm done for that.
All right.
You guys ready to hit this pad?
Sure.
Yes.
Shall we?
Yeah.
Might as well.
Who has the bubbles?
Here we go.
I have Bubbles.
I have Bubbles.
Okay.
So whenever like we get shot the first all throw the first bubble and then after that
when you see the bubble blinking just call if you're gonna throw it so like we don't
throw them at the same time and then smart that way we'll be chilling.
All right.
I have 160 left on my staff.
Oh, we're kind of far.
I've got 190.
No, no, no.
We're right here.
Right here.
Honestly, we want to come in even later.
We get these barrels here.
Medkit and barrels.
Yeah.
Super.
You can hit the medkit.
Yeah.
I
Another medkit yeah more on me two more barrels of me. Oh, let me come to you
Nice what's in here?
They lead it all of it, but they left all the lights and in the medkit. I saw the chug
They're doing nothing and take all the resources bro. I'm doing a lot of dominion
Oh my god, the loot box!
Oh, I traced the loot box!
A shield.
Oh wait, oh my god!
Wait, it's actually crazy.
And I've run faster with it.
Wait, how much AR am I going to do we have now?
I have 200.
Should we take the shield, okay?
Is that the player or what?
Nah, honestly, the stuff we have right now is better.
What did you get in the chest?
You said it was big?
What did you get?
What do you guys have?
The AR I got?
That's crazy.
It's like a...
Like, pulse rifle.
I don't know, you'll see.
It shoots fast.
I'm climbing up onto this building.
You have to watch out.
You may even work here easily.
I'm shooting a scanner.
I'm able to see anyone around us.
Nice.
We're good.
Yeah, there's someone in front of us we're chilling.
We can just cycle this thing into zone,
and that way we can just keep shooting it around us
and know where an anyone is.
I am going to buy something from the vending.
I'm also going to get a rival race
to see who the closest team is.
oh they're right there and kids I can I could probably buy you one let me see
I'll tell you oops I just popped the man I didn't realize you
man I don't know it's good I'm doing
God nice calls bro got an arm on me so I'm good
Little slide here.
Oh, it's these bushes in front.
Okay, well now, I'm not gonna lie, we have medkits here.
At this venting, we could just play here and then go in late on the next zone.
Because if we go in this way and then it like pulls...
They're moving, we're gonna bounty them moving, they're watching them.
Yeah, we can probably zap them a little bit.
Yeah.
We can do like on this little rock here, no?
There's a rift, we can take the rift.
You might be full full gone. Where's the roof?
Oh, shooting. Uh, in the middle right here.
Oh, that's a rift? It's 100% a rift?
Oh, okay. So we're just gonna stay in zone then and we're gonna rift to next.
We're just gonna stay with that kid.
We'll be chilling. Or we could drive the reboot in.
With that thing around. They even need more stocks or no?
I could take them, yeah.
Alright, it'll be a two take after the zone closes.
So just be aware of your health and storm like it'll be done a little bit faster.
I don't have any whites. Oh, actually I do. I keep saying that but I miss out. Yeah, we got the just always
You don't like it's over. I got 15 or gold if you guys need. I'm looking behind this
I'm a little scared of the storm
Yes
I'm gonna be start moving in because like storms gonna hurt, right? Yeah, but the plan is so like if we go in now
The next zone if it pulls back we could just play into the dead side and not have to move at all rather than like if we go in and it
Pulls far you just got a rotate between everybody. We have so much gold. There's so many benefits here
We just don't need it. I didn't interest it. It should pull back
Yeah, I'll just
Nothing wrong. Okay, but I'm 800 so what's your music? No. Yeah, that's what I'm carrying after I pop these
Or I can carry three more beds either way. I'm gonna need one of the meds at least
But not yet like cuz I'm still I
Got you as well. It pulls down left. So we're gonna go on this hill
We're gonna hit that rift in the middle here. Somebody grab the chug doing I'm grabbing two more meds
Somebody drop like if you have any normal shield like big anything just drop it for the magic guy
And get barrels anyone want them?
I'm gonna
I'm just waiting to get him back.
Yeah.
Ready?
Ready?
3, 2, 1.
We're flying to the mountain over there and we're landing on blue and we're waiting till
zone opens again.
Look at all those bubbles.
Okay.
I'm taking a bit of damage.
Yeah, you're going to be taken.
You're going to be taken.
We're going to dive right here and we'll heal up, okay?
I'll be right back here.
I don't make it, so it'll be fine, but...
Oh yeah, I'm at 30.
Get you to creep on and then pull out your glider.
Eek.
I'm going to start moving ahead.
ahead just so I can clear this edge yeah I need a medicaid yeah I can jump on for you where are you
right here uh hold on I'm gonna drop it oh I've surged here take that it's good it's good you
don't have it yet you don't have it yet I got the warning yeah you're good here it's another 100
damage we got another 50 seconds so come here ready follow me following you bro okay drop down
this edge we're gonna go to this bunker that's just on the ground right here anyway we'll just
plan to it so some of shooting at us here yeah we're good we had this old
but that's out of here you're trying to beat oh my god this is on us you're
throwing here on the rock nice alright just heal up here use med kits yes yeah
we're chilling we can back up even to there's like a ridge line back here
where we don't have to peek like you see where I am right here we can get along
this and they can't really do anything okay all play this bush you guys can
play that rid okay okay yeah I'm getting I'm getting ready sketchy yeah
heels 40 60 I don't seem like sure okay we pull zone okay just stay along this
ridge hug this ridge I'm holding it stay here yep
okay they have no idea I'm just rock they have no idea it pulls up the mountain
okay I'm trying to see where we're gonna go I think we'll actually drop down
Because we have no bunkers, right?
No, I have I have a shield. I'm sure it's okay. You're ready. You're ready. I'm gonna try that here
I'm gonna look back here really quick. Oh
Well, they're jumping in there in there in cracker crack. Yeah, they're gonna be right another one
We can push them we can push them
right. I'm not.
All right, come back. Come back. Come back.
Got a job. He's white. He's white.
That guy's white. Yeah, it's okay.
Play back. You guys see Ryan?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This ridge, I have a bunker here. I'm gonna throw it.
Okay. I'm gonna back up.
Make your run.
Yeah, come sit here. Sit here. Look behind
us. Yeah, come all the way over.
And then stare back. All the
Yeah behind us
That's not gonna be in though they're gonna have to like come up and then go down
We need a bubble yeah
No, they're pushing a bubble guy
Okay
you throw it you'll throw it yeah you can throw it right I'm 20 seconds on mine
I'm looking at you in the middle they just ran away from us okay so many people
in front of us yeah oh yeah I'm ready to throw there's people
yeah throw it out there now it's good all right I mind now it's we only need
Look at these kids they're going out
Am I trying to shock our box or something watch out? He's gonna try to run in the shock of security or like fist the edge of it
Just don't look away from them
They all have fists
I'm showing them. I have them too. So I mean they have to go around
Yeah, just be aware
Yeah, I do I do me next yeah, yeah you next you next okay, okay?
Yeah, there's also like one. Oh my god look behind us. It's like for
All right, we have shockwaves or no no I have wine. Okay, we're gonna shockwave off the edge here, okay?
Okay, you want me to do it ready? Yeah, ready?
Go front and then I'm gonna throw a bubble in 10 seconds get around this ridge right side right?
I'm with you with you with you
Stay our back this way at these guys, okay?
Just have guns ready, okay
We're gonna save below the ridge or we're gonna walk up with my next bubble
I'm gonna throw it all the way ahead here. Get ready. Get ready. Come come come all the way to this bubble
On me on me on me. I got it. Watch our front. I got my next you're jump this kid on this one. Jump this kid
Come on, come on, come on, this bubble, this bubble.
100, 150.
One, he's one, he's one.
In the bubble, on her top, on her top.
He's just flying above.
I got dabbed.
It's fine.
Do we push up the hill or do we just stay?
Look behind, look behind, look behind.
Get ready for the next bubble.
Get ready for the bubbles.
I have bubble too, I have bubble, I have bubble.
Throw it, throw it, throw it.
There's kids on the tree in front of me.
I'm gonna try to get killed.
Oh, the tracer, what the heck?
150?
Dead, kill one.
Tracer's here.
I have bubble in eight seconds.
Tracer, Tracer, Tracer, Tracer.
I got shots I got a lot I got a lot I'm good stuff
Yeah, nice you guys got this
There's a kid in zone so pulls for get ready get ready. I'm gonna throw another bubble in front of us, okay?
Get ready. I'm waiting for this one to go away. We're gonna kind of push up on this next guy
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm going up throwing it on me
Behind behind as well behind
I'm dead. I'm just dead. I'm just dead. Okay
You got this headpin.
Wait, I have a self res. Oh my god. Oh, oh, oh, oh
I
Forgot I had a self res that was so crazy. I was like trying to focus
Nice. Nice. Wait a minute
Nice!
Wow!
I mean, just the hominated unfortunately is what it is.
One of you won, one of you won.
You got this!
We got this, we got this, I'm done.
I think he's-
I got the second one!
Come on!
Let's go!
You were new for a win team, we were new.
Wait a second!
Wait a second!
W clutch!
Let me take those.
That's good to know we only need three for the bubbles too.
If we just cycle them we can just never have to do anything.
Wait let's totally do that again.
That was a good strap.
Yeah it was perfect again.
Good work match stats. Oh one elim for me. We take those we yeah, we got a lot of kills
How we can we come to do it total? I got one. I think we had like 12
That's seven I think we had like yeah, I think we had like 12 something like that
Nice that'll put us up. I'm doing nothing. Oh, yeah, we're earning today. Oh my god. I'm doing nothing. I'm doing nothing
I'm tossing X code in right now
Yeah, one left. Let's go with the bang bro. Who is still anonymous though? I
Don't know the people fighting us. I had no idea like can we serious here?
I felt very targeted on you did the first one that yeah, I know there are two
Yeah, this guy's making rented that like hello
Oh, you ran across the POI to land on your head.
Like what a little creep.
Yeah.
We're number four, not bad.
Oh, we're four.
Ready to ask them?
Hey, come on, let's go.
Okay.
All right, but if we get first again.
Yeah, we're four points behind.
If we get first again, we'd have to like
take out Crackly's team early
because they got a good lead,
but we could definitely top two.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
because I had a stretch, what do you want from me y'all?
Wait, how's PG's team doing? Can I get an update, y'all? How are they doing?
He's writing it down. Oh, geez.
They got 7th? That's not bad. 7th?
Bro, I'm scared to, I'm scared to alt tab again because I don't want my game to crash when we start.
You know what I think happened? I think I tab back in as soon as we load it in and then my PC couldn't handle it.
So it just, it just crashed.
Wait, N-Pen's kind of freaking nasty with it, no?
No, I just, I have full screen. He said everyone plays full screen.
So I just kept mine on full screen, but maybe I need to hit the full screen borderless.
Or windowed full screen, whatever.
People that overwatch vehicles in game? How do I do that?
Cars.
My locker loadout.
Just do borderless. You're not hitting shots anyway. Okay.
I would not like that, but I mean,
I'm kind of popping off a little bit. It's giving me some,
Some credit where credit is due.
I knocked out one guy!
Wait is this safe audio? Hold on. Is this safe audio? Am I about to get- Am I about to get-
Am I- Am I- Is it cooked for me? Oh my god, I just cracked up my music. License to audio
Okay, we're good. Don't save. I know it's dead. Don't save.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Oh, they said we're about to start.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. All right, last one.
Yup.
All right, let's lock it in. Let's lock it in. Let's win another.
It's actually really good that you your PC exploded because we would have been in a different game, you know
Different zones who actually knows what it would have been. I have the no internet symbol right now
That's like the yellow X. Oh, yeah
The routing on this game like you'll just get you'll just have bad pack of awesome times
All right, let's see if this guy's lying on the skin
Yeah, they might drive the bus straight down in a second.
Oh, they're just dropping down on us.
Get ready to fight.
We're gonna get targeted.
I'm ready.
Oh, quick scan. Do you guys see anybody?
Nope.
Uh, yeah, actually over that way though.
That's fine. That's the way I see them.
Should be chilling. All right, let's get some freaking good loot. Shall we?
Yeah, I'm not it
See a lot of people have gloves
Yeah, no the gloves are I mean the gloves are definitely good. It's just like what you like caring
I had them there too. Just cuz I couldn't I didn't even find shots
They definitely are nice. I think like
someone having shocks for the team shocks when we need them is nice, but
the gloves to like
What is it?
Watch them creeping up on us.
Oh, what the?
It's like a Reiner Field.
Oh, that's sick.
Okay, I have an RPG again.
I might carry it for now.
Honestly, that thing probably will be crazy.
It's probably Bust.
I mean, if everyone's just sitting in bunkers, like...
Yeah, well, bubbles.
We're using bubbles though.
Well, that's true.
I can peek into the bubble.
I'll take those.
All right.
Thank you.
Just swapping over.
I don't know how to use them.
on it. There's med kits in this vending machine and then there's purple and gold pumps over
here if you want to try this. Wait, didn't someone say the cube rifle's nasty? It's so
good. Yeah, I have if you want to. Okay, don't, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can use it if you want
to too, like it might be good, like you might like it, but just don't. Wait, gloves, nemesis
and mercy staff, who wants gloves or nemesis? Wait, but I'm just gonna give this to you
if you want it because I don't know how what's yeah okay okay it's just legendary what what is the
nemesis nemesis oh yeah who was using it someone was using the nemesis earlier than i was using it
i think i don't know what i used last game though i just got pronounced here whatever you want
i'm gonna i'm gonna smash it i'm trying to there's a gold fishing spot over here i'm gonna glue it
it really quick get some drift with on a staff perfect
okay seven power gloves
take this blue AR give me that get a gold comedy arm up
Blue pistol beer someone's so what guns you guys here now? I have a blue a r and I have a green iron pump shotgun
Okay, I'm gonna say it's shotguns and rocket launcher. Okay. I have nemesis and chaos
here
Yes, I'm gonna say this gold comedy are if I can take that I'll take that
I'm dropping a purple nemesis right here.
I bought a shield.
I bought a pocket shield.
I see.
I got one of this as well.
Yeah, as long as three of us have pocket shield, honestly, four is probably good too, because
when one of us gets knocked, it's guaranteed we still have this cycle that we can throw
him down.
I have one bunk, no shocks though right now, except for my pocket shock.
I get the one bunk as well.
Yeah, I didn't find any mobility so no.
I'm trying to find...
We should leave here.
You just get this or something, let me know.
Wait, is the nemesis there?
purple emiss has got to be better than blue right yeah it is yeah yeah there's a
big pot in here did you guys loot this building I think I did a little bit
I'm dropping the RPG if someone wants to carry it if you guys are feeling
frisky you can lob that down I'm gonna drop you here ask me can you give me
Oh, yeah, and then take air ammo SMG ammo. Oh, my demo. Yeah, the tiny one. Oh, whoops. Yeah, you're gonna pick all that up
Nice. Guess we I got one bunker pizza staff
Yeah, I have one bunk as well. You want to consolidate? Yeah, I'll just take yours and then you can grab you want to grab a RPG
Or what do you want to carry? I can carry something. I don't know but the bunks are here
Yeah, I'm not gonna carry Q-Rub
because I didn't use the last game and I think I'm gonna blow myself up if I use it but
don't do that bro I don't want to do that the one game I had it we need you yeah
where's the RPG it's in the middle of the open over here just like what it's on
there's a scouting case anyone like those guys there's the scanner thing if you like
that more the thing I was using the last game yeah I can't hear and then just like scans or
Well, so what you can do with it like if you shoot it straight say for example
There's someone all the way 150 meters away you could shoot it straight at them and like it'll clear everything in that path
So like you should have the ground it just does like a little radio more bunks. Yeah, I have two right now
I think I mean, dude, I think we're good with two. Did you guys all get your bubble strap?
Yeah, we have I have yes
Anyone need ammo?
Give me a line in my place vending machine
Thank you. Nice. I can use the AR if anyone needs.
At max.
Okay, super ugly AR ammo.
Yeah, I'm gonna grab a bubble shield.
This will protect us.
Let's do scanners.
Just check stuff out.
There's AR ammo.
Oh, there's a bunch of cars here too.
Oh yeah, we can just keep this.
We can just probably use this.
I don't know, are there like not a lot of car spawns?
People just not using them, I swear they're kind of mustin'.
Getting on this roof to see if I can see any rotating beams.
Yeah, I don't see anybody, we're kind of...
Med kit right here.
We're kind of alone out here.
Yeah, they're getting low key, get up here.
Get up where? On the diamond? Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, you can go up and then... I'm just sitting over here looking around.
Well, I hear a gunfire.
What direction?
Oh, this way?
Yeah, I see them, right over there, I see them.
I
Can show their spot if they
They if you see trades like you can watch the kill feed and
Recognize teams if we see trades we can go over one has got killed
It might be muzz just actually running them down. Oh wait, I think I see someone over there. Where were where?
Oh, I see him to the end. Okay. I think it's a third squad though. Yeah, right there. Yeah, there's like
He's right there. He's right there
Yeah, I see him there. I guess we don't have to push it. We're gonna. He's gonna pad
Yeah, he pads towards us. I mean good luck. Oh
What is he doing scanning? I think he's alone
He was he jumped in here jumped in here. Wait, I mean, I'm down. I'm down to fly them
I don't have him. He has been a house. Oh, he's gone. Yeah, he's using the staff and the dash movement
There's tech like that. Oh my god. Yeah, it's like I think it's like a full bug though. Don't you go like so fast?
Yeah, but I think it's like part of the game and hiring money. So you blink and you collide with the staff and you just like
I don't know. I don't know. And then you pull out the staff
There was a guy that was literally going like 250 miles per hour in the in the zero-cash of yesterday
Like actually no clipping around the map doing that. No, that's that's the that's a different thing
Oh, yeah, I thought that's what you're talking about because he was actually flying like Mach 10 just through the middle of the map
Yeah, that's like all and disappear. You never find them
All right, we might pull every zone we could pull every zone
So we have no shot or do we
Did they recon on you super 21 21 21 behind that rock
Yeah
This guy's alone. You just jumping around the map
One of two in the bush, one of two in the bush.
What the hell?
Oh my god, he actually eliminated me.
He's no shield though.
Why is there a guy in the bush?
He's one, he's one.
That guy's white.
Is he full gone now or no?
He's over here behind the ridge.
I'm not gonna push him though.
Just like creepy.
What is this guy in the bush for, man?
That guy's a short guy.
They're behind the ridge looking at us now.
Okay, just be careful.
Don't let them be...
Yeah, he's hopping.
There could be another team that comes behind us too.
I'm gonna...
On right as well.
Oh, he's going, how are you saying that's my fault guys?
Oh my gosh, yeah. Oh, it's yeah, I'm rebooting.
It's a full team, I think.
Maybe I can't tell.
Oh, yeah, I'm sending him.
Yeah, it's fun.
I don't have much.
40.
I heard you, Super.
Not with you, one.
Yeah.
Is he still there?
No.
Yeah.
Like every time I peek his teammates looking at me, it's so annoying.
I think they're going to full key it.
No, they're not.
I can just buy Aspen's card and reboot now.
Well, actually, that's the reason we do it.
We should just stay here.
Just stay high up on a building.
Yeah, I mean, I just have a visual.
It's gone forever.
Fire?
I don't want to depend on that.
It's gone forever.
Are they off the body?
Yeah, they're on my side.
You want to go to the super?
Yeah, I can drop.
There's a big fire as well.
I'm trying to hold them off while you guys are healing stuff.
Are they like 100% on?
Yeah, they're all the way over there.
They went like far to the right somewhere, like far north I think.
Their loot is...
It's been ransacked.
I'm gonna hit the boot here.
As long as I get a Mercy staff, I'll be happy.
Yeah, we'll be chillin', we'll find one.
I can give you this one, I'll just keep the pizza or throw it down and carry slices.
We just watch our southeast now like there's me team for wrapping up that edge and like yeah
Hello
Friday and Friday and then
I'm coming back
Geez this team it's here
30
Our back 20
What he cracked on that kid the tracer this kid bro. She's
Reload what is that?
They get in the car. What is going on? We're getting full grief. I don't know what's going on. I'm just trying to hit the boot
And then I'll use the rest
When you get asked to back out
Oh my god, oh my god
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah the roof
Wait, wait on him right here. I'm gonna go up on him. I'm going up on him, too
He dropped down. Oh gosh. Yeah, I might be dead. I might be low key dead
Four on this in this roof and backing up we can't even boot here by the way
They're shocking back at me. I don't know where they're shocking up. I can't tell they might be king
very possibly King
Teaming I don't know King King King. Okay. I want to I want to I don't know we could go four fields
We can't boot here anymore. I'm gonna pick up another pizza slice and let's go back to the golf course and see
Yeah, I have 75 left. We can't boot too hot or what?
Yeah, they hear it though. This is I thought it was only like two, but it's four and I'll just one
I need shocks low key. There's another what another boot
Yeah, yeah, we can go to this boss is over here still so no one's literally probably I'm dropping the RPG guys
box grab that and then we're gonna we're all gonna go to the reboot and do it at the same time
I see yeah actually I'm carrying the RPG hold up
what they're kissing you now they're fighting behind us yeah oh I see the man I might be chasing
you can ask me later here let's all do it really quick okay I'm over in this then triple
I got the pistols. Let's go. We're gonna fly I you fly
Into four. I don't know. I guess we'll have to see I think we need to go left back in the four fields
I think it's better. Why is my wife you know?
We can out oh it's so fast
Yeah, three on it. We should go back to four fields. I think it's unloaded. I think this side's unloaded
All right, yeah, that's my end of this POI. Yeah, it looks like it
Watch out for a team rotating from south though. Yeah, I know it is littered, but there's like a little bit
There's golden stuff splashes big pops
It's an extra
Yeah, I'll take literally anything
Med kits here we can play bending from
Yeah, there's so much gold. They didn't get you there. I'm sixteen hundred gold shooting scanners just
towards the edge
um i don't see anyone
you should be good the boss here drops a chug jug if you want to kill it i don't know if someone wants to carry that
i know the word the word like geysik right there they might if i hear us they might push us but
yeah sure i don't need to
was no no that's not a that's an npc never mind
yeah that's the that's a guy that hits the chug and then like no more
false alarm false alarm
can we have any more
or do you guys have mobility
Yes, okay
But we all we have the the bubble shot right yeah, we all have bubbles it goes straight back to Sandy would have pulled okay
Gonna keep what I have I guess we can uh, oh you have a shotgun nine shots. Yeah, I can see
You can push up and just play this
this. I don't know how these zones work because it's like a weird shape. I don't know. Wait,
did you hear that over there? Is there people or what? Yeah, I think there's people they
were distracting. Well, where I marked? Yeah, or like more left? No, left, left, left. Oh,
okay, okay, okay. We'll just wrap up this way. Is that a new Mercy zone? That's a push.
Yeah, just be careful because the team up here. I swear, just mind this is my mind,
bro. Yeah, yeah, right here. Team, team, team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did see them. Yeah,
30 on the left.
Locking shields.
Just make them all run back.
They're split.
There's a guy on the left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's alone.
Yeah, I don't want to lose a spot though.
Like if we jump down on him and then they get up here, then we're screwed.
We'll just sit here and let them...
He's going to have to wrap back to his teammate so now...
I feel like I...
With this pistol, with this dash pistol, I need two, three guns.
Like I need like an SMG, so I'm dropping the rocket launcher.
Okay.
Or you can...
Here, I can just...
Or I can drop the staff.
Staff you can give the staff is Aston or one of them with the pistols or do you guys have them already?
I'll have a pistol. I don't have the tracers. Yeah, do you want the tracer ones?
Yeah, you can do that
Just just be careful my danger mark there's a team up on here now and they
Kind of want my gold combat back down here that I dropped
Yeah, you can run and grab it.
The iceman can die in his zone as well, we can get a strike back after him.
I'm staring.
Oh wait, someone would've taken it.
I don't know where I put it.
Okay, we're gonna see where it's at in a couple of them.
We can get ahead.
We can get into Sandy before the other teams get there.
Here I come.
Oh my god, should I have these two stores?
There's teams in Sandy already here.
Oh, I know, I know.
I'm saying like before, team cuts us off on this side.
I think we can get into the guitar store.
If not, maybe call Sam, we'll see.
We'll use the bubble.
I'll have it out.
Dead body over there.
the the side of some dental
I'm a lot better than you
now
scan
the U.S. and right next to it for you
from pummeled
I'm just checking the building I think
they could be in the roof but I don't
think they are here in shots
yeah we can just play down I'm down to
the bottom floor
just a dinner
oh my god
I'm not gonna run up to the good
no one says we're good
little bit of a chug jug tap the chug a little bit watch out is there anyone in
the roof or no I don't understand this roof no but we can go up then here comes
flying flying flying behind us do you see that what the hell is kid yeah they're
behind us they're behind us on this ridge they just bubbled we might have to
play even further back yeah this is we're in a bad spot actually okay can you
guys triple mantle up right now like over on to this side like mantle bleh yeah
and then all sit in the corner get away from like all the angles
I'm not reaching people with this
Just sit back sit back don't keep don't be
Yeah, you can you can just like I don't want the kids with rock. I want her to keep shooting
I'm dropping out the back you can use the bubbles though too. Yeah. Well, I'm just gonna sit back here
You guys can come down to me that seems to own that ridge down there, and they don't they can't see us now
Honestly, I'll start with a bubble
We could push, cause we have unlimited, but as well.
Oh yeah, I see them jumping, they know now.
There's people in there too, they're tweaking out, they're bubble tweaking out.
I can shield next.
I better not, yeah throw it up, nice, yeah, just everyone's cycle and I'm not gonna move.
They might move, they might move.
Yeah, they're gonna have to get in.
Oh, they're fighting with, they're getting, this guy's like peeking.
20
We play up above and try to peek and this will protect us
Their shield
For next night for next
Behind there's traces behind
Because these guys can't really do much to us
They're gonna come to us though because of the storm, right?
Yeah, they have to all these kids the kids south have to come in or they have to go like south side
Which I think they're looking south right now. They're not gonna come towards us. I can't it's even north of us is in now in that corner
Kind of I think they're about to play
And then super your next yep, yep, yep, yep
We just show south
gonna do yeah we just watch north these guys are being weird a little bit have
eight seconds on my bubble who's doubling next super you throw hmm this is also the
same right here
interesting there's slowly moving in that building which is good for us who's
I got level five.
Yeah, I'm throwing mine.
Watching the front.
Let me know when you guys want me to RPG.
It'll be hard with all these guys.
Yeah, like when we're endgame and you see like full bunkers of teams,
like, and you can just sneak RPG and just go for those.
Like, I just didn't want you to shoot them at people that were shooting at us.
We're back.
Right, because then we'll get three.
Oh, who has next level?
I got next, I got next.
Yeah, we're chillin'.
Are we safe here?
Are we in the store here?
Yeah, we can get in the building.
Oh, we know we're not.
We have to we have to move up. It's fine because we just have them in bubbles. I'll bubble like
If anyone gets on the diamond by the way in the middle and they're standing on top you can shoot the diamond and they'll shoot
Come on to me. They're gonna start fighting it. Come come come. We can maybe start. Yeah, they're gonna fuck. Come on
50? Yeah we're good we're good.
I'm throwing another bubble.
Oh my god.
I didn't let me.
Me and Aston are only in a bad spot.
Yeah can you guys throw a bubble?
We're okay, we're okay.
They're pushing you, they're pushing you.
100, dead dead!
Locked!
So 100 on one.
100, do you have this guy?
No.
100.
160, 250.
Dead dead dead.
Oh!
I feel like it.
Bubble on three, bubble on three.
Dead.
Play back into the bubbles, play back into the bubbles.
I'm gonna bubble here!
I mean, no G, 150.
I'm just dead, I did that for myself.
Oh
Gosh
I'm dead
We have the reboot band we can hop in if you guys fucking if we're gonna lose
Okay, last is effort you can drive it around, okay?
I'll be afraid I have level in seven seconds anyone have right now or no. Yeah, I have I have
They're pushing the same rule the roof and see mom that I'm gonna shoot them off the diamond
You went back down you went back down
I'm gonna throw next bubble okay, we're gonna play it
Watch behind us. Yeah, just come come closer this way. Okay, I'm on it
They shoot it you're too close it does that so I mean I know that okay, which we're trying to bubble next
Okay, oh my gosh, we're good
We're next bubble they're next bubble whoever has gotta got it in our bubble they're in our bubble on the bunker
What's up?
Two more two more inside inside
I'm gonna kill him by a ply, man!
Oh my god, Endron is crazy.
Oh, behind you, they're on dining.
Chad, I don't- my shotgun is so slow!
17 up you got this
My god, I'm dying right here
My big place here 16 you got this
He's playing his life perfectly here.
No, he's not dead.
Dominate.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh my god, Dominate.
Nice.
Dominate.
I
Just getting the head out. I mean look at this right? How do we see him on the top of the diamond?
I'm broken. I'm not gonna lie. I thought it was bad. I didn't realize it doesn't shoot your random direction
It shoots you straight up. Yeah, just you shoot you so like they're gonna get them off though right now if I knew that I would
They actually lose I think yeah, they lose that Wow, I don't know one of them's one of them's healthy plenty of up somewhere
There's so full of their zone
Wow, wow, not a bad game though. Now that game at all can't complain
Oh
Wait a minute, that's crazy. They just lost the whole thing. Oh, we'll crack the one again. Yeah
Like what do you do if you're like beneath like you just can't even you can't you can't there was a in
FNCS
Grand finals like million dollar tournament, you know zone pulls straight through the middle of the diamonds seven kids
just go flying when somebody shot it and that's crazy like they were the most
act like you know it's just aren't you like we still I was like how is the one
okay right crackly seen the team was in first one which is honestly yeah that's
good for us cuz like we could secure second maybe hopefully I believe top
Easy top five.
Easy top five.
Easy top five earned.
Should be.
Yeah.
We should be top five.
We were fourth and then we got third.
Like we should be top.
Third with a red again.
Yeah.
Should be chilling.
So you guys think we moved up, right?
It's possible.
I would say so.
I mean it's, it just depends on like if the teams that were all the way at the bottom
later were WQ'd early, gave the teams that were doing good kills.
Yeah, yeah.
They could have done good.
We'll see.
We'll see.
All right.
I died.
I
Died guys. No, it's okay. Oh, okay. That was a really awkward spot. I was kind of
booping us
Yeah
We were kind of doing damage though super like low key in that building that you guys were doing so good. Yeah
I just I was focusing on killing
Us it's like I don't even know like oh
No, it's hard. You kind of just have to like in those like bubble fights
It's you right hand peek everything.
So you always like just move to the right to peek out
and then you just stare at the people
that you don't want to push.
Oh, we got second.
Oh, come on.
Wait, overall?
Yeah, we got second.
We got second.
Come on.
We stole second place.
Come on.
Come on.
Close.
Guys, that's crazy.
Great work.
From the bottom to the top.
From the bottom to the freaking top.
It was the warm up game.
I actually won a game.
What can you do?
Just have to heat up.
Sweet.
Let's go.
Cool.
They might drag me into the room.
So, like, I don't know.
Because, like, I think I have to talk like,
between the ones.
So, we'll see what happens.
Oh, yeah.
So, you can call them out for their gray superhero skins.
Yeah.
All there.
Now, go, go all in.
Go all in.
I'll give you a piece of my mind.
Give me a piece of your mind.
Come on.
guys. That was crazy. We did so
good. Great work guys. Great
work. I'm real quick though. I
did go easy because I am nerfed
at the moment. I'm at replays
his backup setup. Okay. I'm not
even worried. No, no, no, no.
I got to wait. I got a question
for the winners here. First of
Who are the guys using the gray anonymous names?
No.
No.
I think that was like N Pen and Toxinbaugh doing that.
Okay well first of all N Pen is on my team, so like I don't know about that.
I was making sure we're not being super shameless about it, that's all.
I'm just asking questions.
No, no we were not.
We were not.
We would not be buying a $10,000 cup.
We would not.
Okay.
No, no, we're just chilling, bro.
I didn't want to win 10K.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, so actually, yeah, because you
were the superhero skins, it's actually half the money.
Sorry, guys.
What?
Yeah.
That wasn't my book.
That wasn't my book.
What are you thinking?
Oh, this game's broke.
You guys get a refund.
Now, you guys are going crazy, though.
So can I hear the strat correctly, or are you still
are you keeping the strat up?
No, I don't think this works in squads.
It's the vending machines, the new machines.
Yeah, I was telling them because this mean you actually tested the other day
How good you did I was trying to have that inside excuse. I was trying to one give my team within the other game
I didn't go as well
What I want to say is I don't know how the other Overwatch players performed on their teams
But I'm so happy with our team like we played so well together. You guys are crazy. No, I love the cranny
Amazing
I gel bro. That's all I did
You know, that's what you got to do crazy well, I
As an overwatch play this tournament, I kind of got care
And I was like, you know what I'll just listen to him
Guys go walk forward bubble here, but we're okay. Yeah got it. Pizza. That's a wisdom player
I do understand the bubble call so
Legit when the bubble fighting goes on. I'm locked in. Yeah, that was a beautiful game
Yeah, you guys you guys did really good. You guys are communicating you guys are really good
And you guys did really good the Overwatch players
I know I was telling the guys on my team. It's really hard to like keep up just because of how much stuff's going on
Especially a game. You don't really play a lot. I'm assuming so congrats to you guys for you know having the
Man, I guess I'm new out to get on top of the diamond in the endgame right there
The three pistols I was just spamming space war and I almost
I missed I missed up my goal
Yeah, that's all good
That was awesome, of course
Oh
Thank you birthday boy
Let's go man. Well, that was awesome, dude. That was so much fun
That was good. I'll be zero build a lot of good a lot of good good content
Hey, I'm gonna join the call below if you all want to like keep playing down. I'll stand on the concert
So sorry guys. Hey enjoy, bro. Yeah
I'm actually gonna be your best friend and be with tags. He'll be there
That's why he's there
I'll see you guys soon and congrats again
I've agreed on that guys.
Peace out.
All right, cool.
I think I'm good.
I think I just gotta wrap up the sponsor now.
Alright guys, that was the end of that I think, unless I'm missing something, but I don't think so.
Yeah guys, that was the Answer the Call Creator Class Zero Build Tournament.
Awesome.
Yeah, I'm responsible by Epic for this, that's pretty cool.
Shout out Epic Games, shout out Fortnite.
Overwatch the heroes overwatch on for night as you can see look at them all well not all but it was mercy and Genji and Diva and
Tracer and then there's freaking it
spots on the map like
Kings Row I didn't get to see a Hanamura which made me a little sad, but like that's chill and
Yeah, you guys should hop in and play it's awesome and freaking so in the weapons. There's a tracer pistols
And the and Mercy staff pretty sick, so thanks at the games
All right cool um let me unpin this message let me turn off the timer let me go back to
my old title which I don't remember what it was.
What the hell was my old title?
Yippie New Day, ready to stream and be awesome and fun with exciting. Yes.
Awesome.
Ah, can you see the last match? I'm sure what it is, bro.
Oh, why did he did 40 damage?
Wait, who pumped his ass for...
You got hit for one?
Oh my!
Oh my god, bro.
And now you got a fourth hole. We'll take it.
We'll take it. Holy, dude.
The cube guy plays Kyle. Oh, hell no.
Where were they? Cubing is literally ending on top of that cube.
Okay, this was kind of insane like whoever was up there on the diamond just won the game now
Like the storm closed on top of the diamond and if you shoot it they just go straight up
So they just they get the land back on top of it every time
What can you do
They were not in the cube.
They got second because I think they got owned by someone else.
I don't know exactly what happened, but still being on top of the diamond was huge.
Alright!
Well, it's bunches done.
So now what y'all?
It is early, sun's still up.
Wait, what if we hop back onto the Odubski, guys?
The rare post-sponsor Odubsky?
Wait, Marvel Rivals?
Oh, what if I ended scream thoughts on that just kidding well like what if
Tracer
Wait, who won playoffs?
Was it Infium?
Who won MCSR?
Infium win?
EDCR won!
Oh wow.
Why she got a bulge though?
Guy who's never slept with a woman?
Sorry, I didn't mean that.
I mean, I did, but...
Feinberg was asking where is Super?
No, he didn't.
Wait, did he get three owed by Aquacord?
Yes?
Oh my god.
Oh my god man.
Uh huh.
I am a little hungry.
I do have a chicken tender or a chicken cutlet, I should say in the fridge from yesterday that I didn't eat
Play more fortnight with Aspen. I don't think Aspen's playing fortnight, bro
She is brother, she's literally in the lobby man
waiting for you no bro I do think I get a quick snack I'm gonna keep streaming
which obviously I will keep streaming because if I got off now I think people
would show up at my door to take me down what is this picker wheel
Wait, what is on here?
Tekken, Game and Gauntlet, Odubski, Fortnite, Persona, MCSR, React, Deadlock, Nstream, Nstream?
No, I am not abiding by the wheel, but let's just spin it for fun.
Yeah, definitely gonna be playing more fortnight later closes for night
and stream bro it's so fucking there's sunlight in my in my room this is fucking
Wait, does it get more bright if I hold the chain here?
Oh my god. You can see the fucking...
The or- oh my god.
That's low. Let's pull that back down.
Let's pull that back down.
Go outside and do shit, bro. It's 5.30. But then I'm not gonna do it 5.30.
What am I gonna do, bro?
What's on your floor? What do you mean bro? Where? Oh this? Um, it's just like PC parts
if you know. Nothing. I'm not excited. Well you know what it's so, oh let me, let me alert
us by the way. I'm sorry. I had to switch over to you a while ago. Can you explain what's
happening here? What's that? Why am I standing up? Have you played Mario and Cat?
You guys want to hear a joke about weird patterns?
Yeah?
I'm the best Minecraft player in the world.
No fucking way.
Yes.
Wait, what? Do you have YouTube?
Yes, twitch.tv slash fineberg.
Nevermind, it blows.
Could a second 24-hour stream be hitting the SuperTF Twitch channel?
No.
No, it couldn't.
I hate to break it to you, bro.
That will not be happening today.
Walter did your Walter get shocked you have a weak will no bro listen I think
I listen I am not a po okay what I'll say is I will I'm not opposed to doing
another 24 hour at some point but I would I want to be like more prepared for it
than I did my last one there's my last one I literally just fucking sent it like
I just like I said fuck it and I did it
like if I had more food prepped because I didn't have any foods fucking prep I
just like shit and if I had like caffeine prepared it would I think it
would be I'm not gonna say free but it would definitely be so much easier than
what I did last time which was just basically fucking raw dog in the whole thing
Cuz like bro when I hit the 19 hour mark, oh that got fucking tough, bro
That got like when it was like 7 8 a.m. And the Sun was coming up, and I'm fucking Q and lock still I was like
Oh the fuck up, bro
well. Yo, what happened to my stream, by the way, when I crashed? Like, what was this?
I turn into a fucking Fnac animatronic or what's going on?
I- I- I- I-
That- it was so weird. I like-
I was tapped out and they said game started
and then I tap back in and you guys know how it like lagged every time I tap back in and out?
Well I guess that combined with the loading into the lobby and my PC said you know what?
I'm tapping out here bro. What can you do?
But why do they why why did Npen say that everyone plays on uh
Everyone plays on on fullscreen and not borderless
Input delay
You've probably seen this but this is very
Can you believe there's an American Pope?
Ah, we'll see!
maybe. There's no benefit to exclusive Fullscreen in Windows 7 unless you mess with certain
registry keys I've tested. Interesting. What do you mean you've tested?
Well that's a Windows 7 and a Windows 11. What did I say? Yo I need to give you a
snack real quick. I do need to give me some food and then maybe we can do
something, but if I don't eat then we're gonna have problems.
Get some Steve on? I mean I don't know if I have enough food for Steve, but the Steve's
videos are a little bit longer. Let us watch some Joe is hungry. Um, I don't know. I don't
Probably not gonna happen today.
We're not gonna happen today.
I promise you right now the last thing we'll be watching on this stream is Jalen Brunson.
Actually the second last thing on this stream we'll be watching is Jalen Brunson Highlights.
The last thing we'll be doing is watching Shea except the second MVP if the last thing will watch
Is what it is
Stretching
You know why I'll throw on a Steve. I'm gonna play like a few minute break and get some water and some food
Take a piss. I'll throw you guys a Steve actually
Um free falling would you be so kind to set my stream to just chatting the last thing we'll be watching is embryo finals highlights
Good one, bro
We'll get some Steve 999 MRE why is my camera down here? Oh because I was watching MCSR I
Will bear back though, so give me a second
I have the greatest news.
USMRE's menu number 14 creamy spinach fettuccine has finally been replaced.
This is the US meal rated E individuals newest menu for number 14, Mexican style rice and
bean bowl.
It's one of two new vegetarian menus.
You also have menu 11, cheese, pizza, slice.
Alright, let's give it a look.
Okay, so right off the bat, here's the main.
Mexican style rice and bean bowl, packed the 41st day of 2023.
Relatively low moisture.
very dense. Honey mustard and onion pretzel nuggets, 28 grams 120 calories. Here's the
accessory packet. Look at this. The salt has been reduced from 4 grams down to 1 gram.
Toilet paper, sugar, 4 grams, moist towel up, sweetener, that is super low.
Bill's Brew freeze dried coffee, that stuff is really good, creamer, look at this, powdered
hot sauce, that's a new component.
It won't be leaking, that is definitely an upgrade than cinnamon chewing gum, peanut
butter, standard USMRE spoon, oh yeah, first strike, cran raspberry flavored nutritious
energy bar. Hot beverage bag. Chocolate protein drink powder. Flameless ration heater. And
a pack of crackers. Okay, so there's everything laid out. Alright, let's get
the sat on to your tray. Nice. Okay, let's first start off by heating up that
5g of Mane, 2.5g of fat, 58g of carbs, 7g of fiber, 9g of protein.
What's that?
A mire.
Let's check out that coffee.
Bill's Brew.
Smells like real coffee.
It's always a plus
Okay, the chocolate protein drink powder, this has 280 calories, only a gram and a half
of fat, 14 grams of protein, bunch of sugar, 35 grams, even has 4 grams of fiber, potassium,
vitamin C, vitamin D.
What you do is you first grab the creamer.
This is the way to go.
the peanut butter.
It's going to add a lot of extra flavor and an additional thickness in texture.
Love MRE peanut butter.
An excellent pronounced roasted peanut flavor.
Then you use hot water.
A river in a dry lake.
What the hell is that?
Chocolate drink.
Let's check out those pretzel nuggets.
Honey mustard and onion.
Super, are you Canada down?
What is that?
Am I Canada down?
What is that?
What the hell they got like five of them in there?
Five, six, seven, eight, nine.
They give you nine?
Here we go.
Oh yeah, this is hot.
We'll give that another second to heat up.
Let's open this.
the first strike grand raspberry bar
little shiny
some cat
well it kinda looks like his fucking skin in these videos
slightly sickly
raspberry smell
you all have some fun
do you mean that notorious? do you mean that?
Fifty dollars too?
D.
A handsome and a funny.
Thank you, notorious.
Would BRB in top right? I'll think about it.
Ooh, that kinda looks fire!
Oh wow, that is green chili.
Smells savory.
Bro, I would fuck this up, I can't even lie.
This actually looks kinda good.
Looks like chicken burrito ball without the chicken.
It's- yeah I was gonna say it's a little fuckin'-
First of all, what the hell is that?
Oh that's the bottom of the plate.
Um, it looks a little old small though, for a maven?
And like no- I mean the beans are protein but-
Like throw some chicken in there? I fucked this up.
Oh, it is vegetarian, I guess that makes sense.
It has a nice shield.
I can't tell if you're 16 and you don't go outside or you're 36 and you rock a haircut from 15 years ago,
but I like your deadlock streams.
Actually, bro, I'm right in the middle.
I'm 26.
The corn adds an appealing addition of texture and flavor.
There's not too much of it.
I want the fence about it.
Alright.
The crackers.
Hiss?
Aw, thanks.
Ooh! Nice hits. Nice hits!
Oh my god, bros!
You ever see that video?
You ever see that video of that person?
And I don't know where the hell they are,
but there's like books on the shelf and they grab them and they just like disintegrate.
I don't think these fucking crackers just get broke.
in the bean bowl.
This is such a good talking video.
An extra five in this.
And the crunch.
Give it the additional flavor that it could.
How the tournament thing go?
It was fine.
I think it would have been better if they did,
what was that game mode I did the one time?
Blitz?
I think it would have been better if it was Blitz.
Benefit.
Whatever the hell.
Reload, is that what it's called?
Yeah, reload.
Yeah, play with this.
Then we'll add the hot sauce.
Mmm. That tastes like tortilla chips. You wouldn't even know. It's brilliant. Now we'll add this
two gram packet powdered hot sauce
powdered hot sauce
i can smell from up here
there's vinegar from up here
where the hell is he from
let's mix it in so
so overpowering in one bite
Well, let's go. Let's check out some coffee still nice and hot, but I can't believe Steve takes his coffee black
late diner coffee. It's got our house. With no bitterness. It's refreshing. Okay, actually, it's what you're going to need. I think I normal coffee. I can take normal coffee black. I'll say it. Check out one of these. I'm a man.
garlic pretzel nuggets.
Sweet, salty, savory crunch.
Like a buttery, mustard pretzel.
You know what's sad about when he eats to this?
Just to see what happens.
Right, he's almost like a kid playing with his food, no?
When he eats, I'm like...
He seems to be just getting better and better as time goes on.
Bro, what is it, sure he's got on?
Watch TV.
The chocolate protein powder drink.
When you add that cream and peanut butter to it,
it's so much better.
Tastes like a brownie.
It tastes like a peanut butter brownie.
A peanut butter brownie.
Poor milkshake.
It's a They Live reference?
Back to where it is.
Don't know what that is.
Mmm.
Mmm.
That tastes like a spicy nacho bean dip.
You got that honey garlic pretzel mixed in.
Let's see what happens.
I didn't think that would work, but it does not get lost in the...
Is it too interesting that American men scare me on a level beyond anyone else?
Actually, Steve is the furthest thing from scary.
To me, he's very comforting.
I think if he wrapped me up in his arms at night, I think I'd feel very safe.
saved. Right there. The corn and those beans, you mix that cracker in, it'll taste like a tortilla chip.
This is the most delicious ration dessert beverage base. I mean,
that is what you need to do. Look at that, it's like you got a thick milkshake.
And when you have it hot or warm, it's even better, it brings out the vibrant flavor of
that chocolate protein drink powder, which on its own tastes a lot like Rocky Road, but
when you add in creamer and peanut butter, integrating that additional fat, protein and
peanut flavor makes for a real treat.
The coffee.
Wow, the thing you can hear in his fuckin'
It in the protein drink, like his slurps and his swallows?
Sounds weird, but I don't mean it like that.
Hot sauce and all, hot sauce is cayenne and garlic, tastes like vinegar in there.
This adding an additional tartness, like a citrus almost, integration, really balances
the flavors out, a food sensory experience.
These little pretzel nuggets, and it's not an overpowering mustard.
These things are hollow, like a light, airy crunch.
No, this isn't just a meat bar.
Not for the cream raspberry fruit bar.
No, bro, it's a raspberry fruit bar.
There's no meat.
This is a vegetarian meal.
tart and sweet chew with a little crisp our fruit chaffee with a nice no way he
eats the flesh panopticon meal crunch what are you typing man real bar you
could probably roll this into a ball they've optimized the formula please he's
got played out it is definitely better than a couple years ago it's too firm
and get full of filling.
He always does this, man!
The flameless ration heater just is softening up enough.
Looks like they fixed it.
You can roll it into a ball.
That's enough chewing gum.
Cinnamon.
Can you tell about that red pack?
If it's a clear pack, it's gonna be peppermint.
Bro, cinnamon gum? I think I passed on that, honestly.
I'm not the biggest fan of cinnamon gum.
A nice crispy outer coating.
Shellac coating.
Xylitol sweetened.
The cinnamon flavor is mild.
It's not overpowering.
Outstanding chewing gum.
Menus 11, 12, 13, 14 are vegetarian.
Who wouldn't experience?
It's possibly the best.
Menu number 14.
Mexican-style rice and bean bowl.
What an experience.
Anyway, this is Steve Nights' 99.
Hope you like the video not be coming back at you. It's something new. We're all right cool
See ya
All right, cool
See ya
Wish you had a war like that me and his skinny arms are the tail
I kind of do though.
Ow!
What's on the menu?
Great question.
I'm thinking about it.
It feels a little too early for the Sona.
I gotta be honest.
It's a little too early for the Sona.
Maybe later.
What if I played Deadlock, and I only played Random?
Yeah, that sounds like a bad idea.
What if I played Slay the Spon...
What if I played Over...
Hmm...
You know if I play deadlock now there's a chance my snipers aren't awake yet because they're all fucking jobless.
then they might wake up in like an hour an hour and a half and get some actual normal
games in.
It's Sunday, so every day is a Sunday for them, let's be serious.
Yeah, I could play some walk maybe I don't know oh
Oh why not?
Why not?
This came to me on my feet today and I blame you.
What's that bro?
What's that bro?
Nooooooooooo!
There is Jane!
Everything!!
Nooooooooooo!
There is Jane!
Smart. Superbop. Tail.
This boring ass trash game?
What persona?
Would you believe that I'm close to finishing it?
It's actually getting to the end.
How close are we talking?
I have no clue.
But we're getting there.
Why don't we get them play New Game Plus?
Thoughts?
Why do I feel like I have something important to do tomorrow?
Rival sponsor? No, it's not a sponsor.
You're date?
You're looking to summon a god, right?
Well, here I am.
Shay gets his MVP in person tomorrow?
Is that it?
Sports? No, not a sports thing. Maybe I'm just fucking dumb. Yo, it's kind of cool
being live early. Should I maybe start streaming earlier at this time and encroach on Emong
slot or what?
The problem is, here's my problem, here's my problem with streaming early.
If I stream early, I just extend my stream later anyways usually.
I'll still stream to like the AM's most likely which is like
Not probably ideal and then I'll just end up slowly going back to streaming later anyways, you know what I mean
God, white privilege is so cringe, Reweddy, literally what are you saying, bro?
Literally what are you saying, bro?
Should we throw on the Drake albums?
Make him do my stream suggestion right now, I'm not joking.
Honestly, that was kind of a fire idea you had before anime.
But that might, we might be getting into territories that we don't want to get into with that suggestion.
I wasn't here, can you share with the class? No, because it's not, this is not, it was something that anime deemed to me.
So no.
Cue it up big bro, or do you even link me?
Oh my god it's loud. We have to listen to this today. Sorry bro.
We'll listen to this today. How good is this hero
at non-CC utility or allied healing? Venator? Like one.
Like literally a one. How good is this
hero at disables or crowd control? Brother, like a fucking
Like a five?
Like a five?
A six even?
How good is this for what the samples are crowd control?
Uh...
Like a one?
She does my arctic blast, but how'd the four-night turn to go I got second I got
I carried, but I got second.
If you care.
Bonetophone217 says my girlfriend
works for me to wear a cage.
Can you cue this off King?
Thanks.
Some guys have all the luck, huh?
How much for a Billy game?
Also cue this off King, Arga.
You really didn't link anything.
I also don't know if I'm gonna play Billy.
Well, thanks for the 20 bits, Kevin.
May, thanks for the two,
Trelblazer, thanks for the 20 bits.
Oh, he does have the anti-heal, you're right.
I kind of forgot about that.
You said random, I gotta get a warm up last game.
And what if I get Sinclair again, bro?
Keep your eye on the box.
Knock your ass out.
We make a good team.
Those who fear failure inevitably fear success.
BOOSH!
You see any snipers active right now?
Nope?
Wait, I was actually right.
My snipers are literally sleeping at 6pm.
too early for them I'm legit here bro we're not in toast low man chill we're
not in toast low chill
glitch commended you okay is that some Clara snapper
This fucking oh shitty mode is so stupid
Yo super
Bro
The Batman guy is a weirdo
On God
He just told my friend to kill himself
Was he using the voice?
What was it?
It's our warden.
Oh, actually, really?
Yeah.
No?
No?
But it is a 100% if you were wondering.
It is 100% him.
Who's Super TF?
Our warden is Super TF.
Persona 5 streamer.
He gave up, bro.
Sooner or later, your critics will be silenced.
I don't have a problem with that.
Batman can't kill him himself.
His only option is to request it.
That is true.
That is a good point.
No, I might crack a Red Bull.
Let me think about that at some point.
A little Red Bull injection?
Crack 2 and see God?
Wait, anime, you said you drink the full Red Bulls, right?
Like the larger ones?
But I don't bring them back.
Do you not?
No, bro.
I drink the eight ounce ones, the small ones.
I really have to get a stole a fucking
If you're like 70 pounds you would keel over from the big one
Brother, I'm 135.
Oh, you know what?
Next time I go to my parent's house, I don't have a scale here.
Okay, I have a scale.
Next time I go there, I'll weigh myself.
I'll get an Ack and an Ack, you're at weight.
Sound good?
of
the job would
hold back the state of this case is missing
The vet finally let your parents borrow the cat scales. Oh, you are so dumb, bro
You are so stupid
This is
I'm going back to the room.
Ow, bro, some clear hurts, man.
Nice.
Yeah, my Victor is breaking walls soon.
I
Don't know man. I can't like I think I think it's like
I think it's so hard for me to get away. I don't know. I just don't like I don't I don't need like that
I can't like that I think
What
Just keep to the dark she's a dead well I can't
Brown down
It's okay king you have to fat fuck mentality
How does one how does one tap into that
I don't know, man.
It's hard, I think.
I can't now, people are gonna make fun of me, but even when I did go to the gym, I feel
like I didn't ever have that crazy of an appetite.
You got both buffs? That's smart breaking.
You have to do it with that side lane forever or what?
Sounds good.
Alright, peace out bro, you enjoy that.
That wall break kicked out.
I'm not going to show you why I'm a best.
I mean like this game is fucking awful though.
Mesh!
Now we're...
Our coordination was impeccable.
So weird bro it's often you like break down their fucking body in this early.
No, I feel like I feel like lonely cuz my big
How is that make this so rich by the way
It's kind of greedy but if I die, I'll just I'll explain some high chat
I go live at this time again tomorrow. What do you guys think there's three in
There's four of them over there.
I don't want to get you in there, I don't want to shock them.
No way.
BITCH!
You that bad?
Nah, she was living up to his reputation.
Alert! Blue walker, alert, alert!
I'm gonna go green now, someone stay blue maybe, or I can...
I don't know, I'll call it even blue.
Alarm.
A cat emote?
He actually likes?
I do like alarm.
Put a trap on it.
I
Didn't
Inside
No
This is slow on the- I- I don't even know what green I think.
I don't have boooomst!
No, no, I have to go blue or yellow or green?
I
Where you go
They're all low here, oh my god
Why is she here
I'm cringing, I'm cringing, I'm cringing, I'm cringing, I'm just dead.
Alright, let's try this again.
AHHHHHHH!
Come on.
Taking this back to base, let's just reset it.
AHHHHHHH!
No, this coal fry item is making me a little freaking ticked off.
Can I say that?
Ready to show them what Lash is all about.
I'll go for a double, I guess.
They're on it.
With you, with you.
I got him.
Okay, that works.
I'm gonna charge up there and do that oh this guy's just weird wait he didn't get it
because the veil
whatever bro
whatever man i don't know what's happening anymore
we got earned good enough
You all said deadlock lines with your friends are you asking if I stim out like when I talk
to people yes I do you should hear a conversation that means you have like any conversation
ever.
It's time to change the world I'm a little low to go in here so I should
This hunt is evil.
What?
What do you mean that?
Cheat. Cheat. Cheat.
Time to play catch with your own fear in your fires.
Here comes the hunt!
Never show fear no matter the odds.
Never show fear. No matter the odds.
Have you told your parents about silver? What does that mean?
What does that mean?
I
That's your girl, um she isn't real
Not sure that's something you caught on to yet
Okay
I
Gotta hold that
What can you do I mean that was just crazy, you know
I just don't know if I'll be with the K and 29s and shit though.
20 knives and shit though
So you're on it
You don't know what he takes
He's on your slam right?
He's inside
Am I dead?
Yeah the skin is a little strong guys
Don't worry I'll handle him
I get a skip.
How nice you got my back.
See, even he knows his role play.
Ah, do I just get this real magic and call it a day?
Oh, I just get the spell magic and call it a day.
Like if they have decay and you know, eyes and shit.
It's fine
Fucking viscous cube is just pissing me off
No, I love this thing
So bitch
3, 2, 1, no, no one!
Piss!
No, this game is made by fucking
Click, all right bro, like enough to take out the committments man
Bro, I've got like 4 people in the 1HT this game, it'll die
Oh!
Fuck, bro. I need to say, I have to get out of this middle. No, I hold more damage. Sorry.
If I have slowing bullets, I actually kill 20 people there, like, that's what it is.
She thought you were making progress.
Buy witch mail?
Is this a witch mail game?
Is this a C-word witch mail game?
What if we invade the doubles?
are you a one-trick from the latch no
this is just the creepiest thing ever now I'm like jumpless
This is a good one.
There she go.
Oh no.
Just take the doubles.
No, it's not. No one stop.
Don't proceed any right now, please.
We have a Venator buying slowing hacks huh?
No.
Fudge you.
My beginners just called someone a cock?
What the hell?
some more. Homeless man calling their homeless man broke, I guess I'm on there.
I need this, now.
What the hell, then?
It's so different, guys, now.
What is this?
This guy's water been smacked me twice
I think there's sinners cuz I can
Yeah
Go metal boss. Oh yellow
You guys just go mid I'll be there and delayed but I can fix you
Crushes you
On the way, it's fine. They don't have a way
Scary
Holy I'm not late.
No I didn't have a stamina man!
Kidnapped and restored a locket.
What was I saying? I wonder what's happening.
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
I know.
Oh!
Oh!
My game's shit.
My game's shit.
My game senses shit.
I got nothing but old games.
I think they got e-shirts.
Shit is not better than others.
Sounds like the average super TF game, though.
I'm about to lose your game.
Actually, I've never gone over.
Actually, I went 0-10 once on pocket.
But we don't talk about that game. I'm not a pocket player, so it's fine.
I'm not encouraged. I'm not with you, though.
Oh
I live for how you ready to watch protection action
Well, he's going to be every time like you really was this guy's problem
Nicely done.
Nic does warn on the doorstep.
I got it. She can't.
I'm burning to death.
I'm burning to death.
Alright, I'm done playing.
Nic!
She can die.
nice but no no one's seeing any of this
right you know shrine maybe no more
reduce up actually they're coming
responding to you know there's a
It's a five gift
Yeah, just get these birds folks
You got fuck last all bro, I'm telling you literally just fix lashes bugs and we have a cat we have a functional character
If they just fix his bugs, he's not like he's fine. He doesn't need to be touched ever again. He's perfect balance.
You know, for screen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah until he gets 4 by Wemby and everyone's gonna laugh and say wait a minute was this
a fraud MVP?
parenthesis yes and parenthesis think about that
help me deliver this thing
put up put up
yeah I feel like I've got a lot of fucking buffs this game from like the statues no
I
Fight nerd I want to fix actually green I'll go learn
What's my deadlock rank he for I was he five and then I went on a get a lost week and I'm stuck in before again
Cuz I suck at the game just embarrassing and pathetic early
Wow, I can't believe that fucking grapple reached, what the hell, he's last broken,
disgust.
What's E4 in other games, uh, well the max rank is E6, so.
the log ranks are fake i mean they're just weird
Let's get around the corner.
There's another minute 30, so let's just kind of try to run.
I might run it down.
You are the wall breakers though.
Let's run it down.
The wall breakers will either run it down.
I'm just going to sub green again.
I'm going to look on this fan here on your left.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Did you get hyperloned?
Yeah, I'm shitting on her.
You're out.
I have free utility.
That is fucking useless, uh...
I'm not just fat, no?
You don't need my turrets yet, you're gonna lose them!
No! I misspined it!
Where's my freaking wave?
That shut wave bro.
Oh my god this part's like a, oh my god that shit with my thighs.
But they're chasing.
They are chasing.
I was uncooled out.
I'll give you something.
I'm behind this one.
This is slow.
This guy's dead.
Huge.
Wait, he's last broken.
Oh, that decent strike.
I'm trying to raise the second one.
Just one, please.
Sorry, body block, that shit.
Yeah, pussy check this out.
You didn't want this, huh?
Bitch.
Like that shit.
You know.
Get used to it.
This is the like of it.
All the shit.
Show y'all how it's good.
Good job.
Just a product of Yoshi balance, not Flash.
Don't worry, King.
I think you're right, man.
Yo, Nick, thanks for that $20,000 fine, man.
Anna, Kale, thanks for the tier one.
And Smaug, and their chippy.
Golden Phoenix, faked.
Yeah, you did miss the Fortnite.
I'm sorry to tell you, bro.
A random game?
I'll do it. I'll do a random game.
I'm actually going all in on it being vindicta by the way, like all in it's gonna be vindicta
lazy matman's life it's been dicta
wait this is the haze that I fucking bitched the other day maybe maybe we can
run it back and be in big positive eyes wait doesn't bowl have a build it's like
it's like do damage don't help team not published also he's gay keep
Look at us a couple of walking corpses ready to stare dead in the high
Why not?
It's better than the alternative.
Yo, that team.
We were gifted out of your life.
Don't squander.
Well, we kind of have a disgusting call.
Find love.
Team
Where we kind of have a disgusting
Oh, what is this
Do they have a last dynamo?
Ooh, that's a good point.
Yo, if Vol was here, he'd be fucking, he'd be getting shells.
Fuck, I missed.
So embarrassing bro.
Hey bro, I really ran them fucking Kevin?
Fucking Kelvin bro.
Uh oh, they're dynamo's fed.
They're dynamo and live they're getting fed.
Guys?
There's my guy there.
Okay.
Yeah, his gun kind of fucking chunks down, you know?
Guys, not that so sympathetic to race players, because I'm definitely not, but is she like
week early game to our early lane until she gets old.
Bro it's so disgusting this stupid freaking character.
He helped up blue.
Um.
Great talent, Smithy.
He's stuck.
Oh, it's time to get creepy with it.
Um.
Like that?
Wait, this mirage is getting dominated.
Oh man, I'm trying to steal it from them and they're like preventing that from happening.
Alright, what if I...
Oh, that's what I do here.
Oh my god, how am I doing?
How am I doing?
where is he?
ohhhh this shit on bitch!
pull back!
pull back!
I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, that, that voice line makes me feel like I'm watching a bull string right there
need help on blue
I see Dynamo.
Pump, pump, pump, pump.
Thank you, says Viper sometimes.
Wait, this character might be busted as hell, guys.
I just took a hundred and two hundred damage from the fucking mini wave love that play
for me.
I
See
Hey
I gotta get some big domes here. I'm gonna dome someone if they get close Victor get ready
What is this music bro this song always causes a fucking divide in a super TF stream kind of funny
I kind of want this right though
I don't think she will, though.
Bro, this character is just so weird, bro.
Yo, that man thinks they can get the Zumbow and Clow and Steady Balls.
Thanks, guys. Thanos thinks the two.
Oh, my god, real Thanos.
Ah, shit.
Awful.
Okay, let's get creepy, shall we?
You've got your way!
Yay!
No!
Wait, what?
He dumped them into that.
How is that even possible?
I couldn't even, I tried, I just, I don't even know what just happened.
This is my bad, I guess.
Come here, Judd.
Here it is.
I
Didn't know it was possible I'm doing things on Kelvin no one seen before bro
I didn't know you couldn't dome yourself
I
Have to go we gotta I need to get active to meet up
Shows my presence here mid now what do they do?
Let's retreat!
Let's retreat now!
Stay right down!
Uh-oh!
Thank you!
That's a stack!
Put your gun down, my friend.
Grenade out!
Grenade out!
Now I go back yellow!
Get the yellow!
Now I go back yellow?
We're gonna hit the rotates and get my stacks going
You guys think this garage is having fun
I pressed two and then I pressed three and I walked at him and that was it.
This is upsetting to watch, brother's character.
I don't know man.
the one that plays I'm like I I just ran to get you know what I mean
one of those things
you want to make a double thing
I mean that's fine, I think.
This character is an abomination bro, he's so gross.
Like straight up just disgusting fucking character.
I'm taking this though.
Tired of getting your ass kicked.
It's like a lash.
Uh, team, I think I'm gonna run the urn.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Wait, should I drop it and pop my two and then like, like, oh, does that not work anymore?
Was even worth it am I even saving any time
And they got don't wait today, which is that I know
Well, I don't know dynamo could open off and then pick up the urn while you're holding in
I need to focus on here
I'm gonna go.
Um, oh the dynamite tweet him out, because he's a broken character or what?
We're on farming these facts though.
You're not going anywhere bro.
LOL.
Steal's my- my- my- my D-Labs farm but I heal them so it's okay.
I
Not bad I have five stacks. I can go by these maybe
What I'm on the move
We're on the move
Do you have such a fat chud?
Why is he so fast?
I don't know though.
I see Mariah.
And it's a green.
Yeah.
Oh, he's on me.
Uh-oh, I have four knives in me.
Guys.
Wait, we didn't kill that Talon?
This is pretty good.
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
Hmm...
I need more stacks, bro. That's my problem. I only have five stacks.
She's gonna give it her time, bro.
It's a shiv here.
Let's push Greenwich!
I see you!
Okay, he ulted.
That's fine, I think.
Shiv in the wall, we take those.
I don't want to go blue, I guess.
I see Dynamo.
Ready to build the frozen shelter.
Did I just miss a stack?
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Need help on Greenwich!
Oh my god, why do I think I'm doing nothing right now?
I'm just like running around being a fucking goober on this, on this Kelvin character.
Catch that shit bro, I'll leave.
Gotta go!
Another donation to the to the dynamo we thank y'all
It's even there my victory's dead. I can't deliver this
What I do I even defend our own like what do I do here?
I got two. I got three. Three stacks.
Nice.
Wait, there's dynamite in the stack.
Stack me, stack me.
I gotta be close for a stack.
I see that handsome bastard.
Where'd he go?
Where'd the handsome bastard go?
I saw my guy in the chest.
Take that, bro.
Here's the arm.
The depot is not in the spawn area.
Why is she not running the urn or Hayes? Wait, why is she trolled?
Oh my
Wait, why does she not run?
Why does she not run urn?
We have like four dead
I mean I wish I had a better know they're for dead. Oh, yeah, but the haze is great thing. You have to like read his mind
Yeah, I can if I are laughing like it's a joke
I'm gonna pull out of all
I'm gonna take some shots, yeah
Ah, I'm gonna pull out of all this
Oh, I hit him
He's low, the last one, last one, last one
Nice!
Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid
Mid boss, oh my god, I'm not figuring it out
No mid boss
I concur with you, Viper.
I concur.
I concur.
So, alright.
And, bro, deadlock players will not have any fun in these games.
It's just serious, bro.
Oh, we can get this.
I'll leave.
Fuck it, let's go!
Oh, the song is good. I think I've heard this song in a minute.
My crazy brother, I've heard this song in like, two weeks.
Oh
Our hazes like that
Do I hit a counter spell this get no, oh my 4.8 cake me. What do I get?
Rescue being here good idea, bro
Alright, let's get yellow and blue push so we can earn the buff.
Knock your ass out, bitch.
I see dynamo!
Catch!
How many times did he just cast?
Was that three?
Fuck is this game about?
Hello, well.
Man, you have a little pissed, actually.
I see great talent. Fuck, I'm going in.
Now you are.
We're back! We're back!
Their wall has been broken by the way our victor has successfully broken their walls
No problem arch mother. Oh this one is so fucking good
I'm gonna buy reverb bro I don't care call me weird I'm buying
oh you know what bro what if I buy EE I'm buying
Fuck it.
Balance is 20 fucking times on it.
Okay.
No 4.8k green still is crazy and yet for some reason Kelvin is 3.2k health.
Is that normal guys or...
What's that about?
He needs it, you think so?
Nothing would get through my ice dome.
We'd be safe in my ice dome.
Time to take off the kickflips.
How's that impossible?
Literally how?
I think that's good.
I think it's real Ash is salty.
Yeah! Yeah! Let's fix Ash guys! Let's fix Ash!
Like, what? Like, are we serious?
Yeah, no, Ash is really broken. You guys are alright actually.
You guys are, you guys are alright. Ash is a fucking broken character.
Really hard.
She has low level skill.
Ah, that's why we're on our spoiler list.
Honestly, I'm not getting a high spale.
Uh oh!
Fuck, I'm going in!
Dynamo's like one on the shh- the Guardian over here, left side.
Hello well.
Hello well.
They're our pocket DC.
Hello.
Pocket DC.
We're close for a pocket or what?
We've made a game.
You really do never let me know I forgot I turned off something I played off every day
That's me!
Keldon's help, you heard that?
Counterspell.
Yo, who's ready to see me fucking counterspell a Wraith ult?
Our Haze is drawing on the map.
Is everyone so angry?
Who's everyone?
I don't know. I'm feeling some hostile energy.
that's that way that's what is it
pretty sure it's long though you make your eyes turn red and the blazers come
out of them so we can go on I'm human good
Oh mid boss. I don't know him.
I don't see him. I don't see anyone.
Okay.
I'm on here.
I don't.
Oh, um.
He just bought a pressure, right?
That's right, I couldn't do it.
I got grabbed, man!
Okay, in my defense, our Hayes got picked.
So was that great?
I guess I gotta stay out of the pit there.
It's really my bad, I gotta stay out of the pit.
WHA-
LIKE-
Five times a massive disarmament.
Got it!
Don't take it off!
Get away from me!
Good job!
Get the bag.
Good job!
Why is it what it broke? Is this Hayes's toy?
Pull back!
You domed out the Hayes?
Why is she not- No! My Hayes is trolling!
Obviously I'm gonna dome the fucking bebop who hooked her.
What do I get? I'll just get reverb bro, I don't even gaff. I don't gaff.
Expansion for old please? Um, don't think about it.
I hope this is your kelvin learning it I actually ran them in the calendar
I don't think he's a liberal says he needs to make a new account to learn
like you like you really care like not the MMR
I
Bet I say slurs bro. Thanks. Thanks, Jim. Good about them all
That they do
When I reach is a little done
I know it has indomitable, it's pretty...
There I say goatee with it, there I say bad with it.
Flash is your team, he's gonna ult after them.
diamonds at all too.
That's the fastest explosion ever.
She should have won.
Bro, I thought we were gonna get Lasholt in first with a dynamo fluid.
Wait, is that actually Gago Windable?
He's about to get spun on again.
I know one was there between me and my revenge
What is this garage character well, what is this marriage character?
Yo, I'm thinking again
Expansion, okay, but what if I got reverb?
You guys want expansion?
I'm good on that, actually.
I'm actually so good on all that.
I have to. I nearly have to. I want to do that kill. Counter spell, can you counter
Let's go while you're on the path.
Guess we'll never find out.
You can?
Did you see the refresher up?
I don't have ult.
I can use it.
We can do it.
Okay.
I'm not tending to all of them.
And we actually did this!
This is scary.
This is really scary.
We could die.
Why is he going?
Jesus!
Where you going fool?
Where you going fool?
Knocks your ass out pussy.
Okay, 20-dash reset, tear.
Yay!
Yay!
Hey, perfect tracking for me?
Yeah, this Calvin character might be broken.
I don't know, bro.
Oh.
You might be broken, I appreciate it bro, but because they never fought someone like me.
How much shilling did I do?
31k?
Eh, that's okay.
I could have done a lot more I think.
I got a good one.
Wait I'm cur- I'm 2 for 2 on the rant.
OOOH!
Kelvin got me back to E5?
Wait a minute guys!
I know what I must do.
Let's get look at us a couple of miscreants ready to take on those answers. We have to wait
All random
Bro his beam is just so toxic
And on someone free falling life, it's it's race
Wait what dude don't even go like gun ivy but you build capacitor at like 12k or some
some shit?
uh... what am i going to do here?
what am i going to do here guys?
Oh, this is it, right?
Is this not it? Is this not just it right here? The high-docker gun Ivy build?
I'm gonna scare them forever
Drifters left side in the middle
Oh, yeah, she also has a reduced gravity now. I forgot about that
Yeah, you know I can, you know I can snipe this fucking soul because of the pause.
Boy, this is so toxic.
Yeah, watch me fucking steal this soul, you know, because of the pause.
I mean, yeah, scroll down on the build, you know what I need to do using
Hi Docker. Hi Docker, yeah.
Hi Docker. It's done, it's done, it's done.
God damn it! Did you get it?
I was going too fast, bro.
I
You sure the stricters breeding me
Reached
Oh my god, bro
the shivs afk and we got yo what up bro my god it's zilcher oh that's my favorite
chatter right there I got two games in before the fucking jobless a wall from
their slumber I wasn't my parents for dinner bro when I came home and I cute
Okay, and what about what about Gen. G Carl Marx? Okay, so I just got on
So you just
What time do you wake up today?
Okay, well
Answer the question
Why are you talking?
I'm just curious. I'm just gonna have a conversation or what?
Okay, I fell asleep at 11 a.m.
So you just woke up?
Yeah
So you just woke up.
Yeah.
Cool.
That's fire.
Isn't it crazy that I already have more education than you, though?
Oh.
He gets the book.
Uh.
So does Stonehenge need to heal, by the way?
I'll get her!
Hello?
Gracias!
I'm mistaken Spanish.
Donada?
Wait, that's what you say, right? Donada?
See?
What the fuck did she think?
My dad is fucking crazy.
She just walks out of box like next door guardian.
It's called mackerel.
She is so tough for that.
Ivy is insane.
Her gun just sort of tickles a little bit though.
We're a little more damaged.
But maybe she would be top one if her gun did more damage.
I don't know.
I'm just trying to get the box to look at it.
Wait, so you really get Tesla next?
I don't know about being a kid, that's a Potamia.
Headed to Broadway.
I need your rush healing tempo, I need your rush healing tempo, yeah I got you next item.
And max 2 while you're at it.
How are we going to break this?
What a lead for me.
Yeah, I'm kind of pulling this guy.
Love bitten.
Oh god, you're too soon.
Fucked up my turn.
Look at my vampire brah
My vampire doing
We made a soul. I already had more than one item. Okay coming coming coming. Wow. I'm pummeling them with my one item
The hell? Yeah, actual vampire gap.
I'm going for buff, goodbye.
Hated the blue!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Is that gonna be a cute character that we can discuss?
I think that was tough, bro.
I'm gonna go get that one.
My mistake.
It's all good, man.
It's all good.
I like you
Hiya
Thank you
It's within this one I see paradise when frankly he just wouldn't dare
How are we getting denied on Ivy?
Can we like lock it a little bit?
I hope you look at that.
What?
Come on bro, I definitely popped it.
Aww, I tried to get the heal on me dude.
You have solo kills.
We got some shit
Cast time brother's no cast time anymore. It's literally
Okay, I'm strong now I'm very strong again. What's up
I'm freezing way for you bro.
Gracias.
I was in waveaxe but I'm sick.
We got one.
We got one I need to buy up.
I'm doing big things are in I need my mind you know how to lock it in
You ready?
Eek!
Wait, so this is but not maxed the connection first?
I'm really close to my
I'm not having useless immunity lane.
I'm allowed to say that without being toxic.
You're feeding?
I'm not done with your shot right now.
How can you say that?
I'm so tough.
I see seven.
I see viscous.
I'm gonna throw this wave and I'm fucking off the boil.
Where am I? Uh...
Uh...
Okay, where's my middle?
Yeah.
She's one.
Oh my god!
Oh my lord!
What's going on? Like 16 souls for us to lock in.
Let's do it.
I got a big bowl of vanilla bean ice cream.
I mean, is it just me, guys?
Okay, listen, it's like my first time playing this character.
I don't even know how long, bro.
Like, chill me a little bit, yeah?
Fuck it, I'm flying.
I
You're him bro. I'm trying my best guys. That's all you can really ask for sometimes
It's the shame you're an Ivy player. I'm not an Ivy player
The nicer souls
I
Might get to read this game, but like it's chill it happens. Oh, that one dude wait a minute my pocket and abams are getting big
You say anything else
Actually the last time we played together earn you didn't know it was you were very mean
You're being like that as a very real cuz you didn't know isn't it?
They're running my shit down
I
Did I just roll an accident I'm running earned I need help on green
I'm not deleting this
Guardian all right, so now I have it 11 minute capacitor. This is broken. There's a lot coming green
No, he doesn't fucking walk away
That's right like this is for green. Yeah
Oh, thank God
I'm not buying this guy healing tempo, man.
So do I like farm jungle too? I guess so right? Like is it broken?
Viscous is missing.
Doesn't even want this stuff on me.
Yes please!
There's the viker.
The air has been dropped.
Beats the fuck out of you like that shit?
I think we blow me into your place.
Pull back!
I think that was broken on Ivy with Max too. Yeah I don't know why this build.
I don't get it.
They've sawed it.
They're hitting the 4 man rotate over here.
No way that fucking stunned me.
They jumped the shit out of me.
Headed to Greenwich
What
He's late for question
Crazy did you bomb nobody I don't know what I did man
I need help
We got a walker.
Who are you supporting bro?
Fuckin Mina ha rise up and take what you deserve
I don't play this character. I'm I random like I'm learning, you know, like you can't make you can't make fun of me that much
You really can't
You guys ready for this Friday
what's this for our game they go Batman legacy of the dark night
you having a funny dough
guys I'm lagging I'm actually lagging
I'll carry my friends because I just fall back up to make it green
Hi
You got it. I'm coming yellow. I'm blue. I lied
You dominate this paradox
the
I mean, I'm chunking! I'm literally chunking!
Guys, my, my, my, my eyes is on 5. Oh my god, my eyes is on 5. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Should I go on Kelvin? Yeah, I think Kelvin's more my speed.
Honestly, am I strong through this yet?
Well, I don't play this character man, how does someone like you get E5 by not playing Ivy?
This is doing mid box
and
Thank you, I'll buy a guy in here.
Are you the one with the ult for one?
I can afflict this one.
Yeah, I'm coming on y'all.
I can't see him.
There's no one here bro.
Oh, I spent a finger in my ult.
Alright, here's his fuck.
What do I need to do more someone help me out here what what do I what are we doing
We just got middle skin and call it a day.
I didn't see anything, we're just going mid here.
Oh no we can't, come on.
Don't do gun ivy?
It's kind of fun
Your legs are chasing her paradox
What am I doing one button
Why is why is he up there
I feel so stupid on this character.
I crushed this guy down.
I'll praise him again.
I like you.
I like you.
They're kind of out of molds to fight them, though.
Oh, shoot.
I'm gonna go fix screen.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm scared.
I'm so fucking scared as well.
Crazy.
Are we giving away the other thing?
Yeah.
Okay, let's go, forget.
Whoa.
Thanks for censoring.
Pretty calm down with the swivers.
I have one for this, I can kinda stop.
I guess no one's coming in.
I have one of the people who's coming in.
No way!
I picked a 2.
Literally no way about that.
Okay.
Okay, the fucking bug where I charged the one I tried to man it behind me happened again, that's awesome.
I'm really sorry to hear that. I hate that shit. He's really mad. I don't be honest
Fuck I'm on our ass black with the play I'm going in I'm going I'm going in
I'm trying to get
She dropped it
Oh, he's stuck. I'm really shitting on her
Where am I?
What am I doing?
What the hell?
Help me, help me!
Help me!
I'm here.
They're getting blue. Stay alive.
I'm boosting yellow.
I'm gonna stay alive, but what are you doing?
Waste region, fight it man!
I'm kind of a big deal.
There's literally a spawner here.
Alright, wasted it, didn't you?
What's my I be doing getting baited man?
What did I do to Scooty727 and he should talk to me about YouTube comments and then
Orphan?
Guys do I need a disarming hex for this freaking drifter?
What you need is that by healing tempo.
I'm not buying you no hero tiffo man!
You're a proper pocket.
It's upper-beach for 8 bucks and Billy!
Y'all come on, come on, come on!
One more.
Dr. Sack.
They're all low in there, they're all low.
Dr. O—
Dr. O—
Dr. O—
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I'm ready to fly!
Shall we?
Holy fuck, this is slow.
Someone's gonna be doing it.
We're so slow.
What the hell?
Yeah, you're moving fast.
Yo, you fucking Mr. Reapered me.
Get away!
Go!
What's he doing?
Hi.
What was that, Com?
I hope so.
Wait, should I?
Can I dunk?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait should I kind of dunk? I'm gonna go.
Uh, probably not.
And I got stunned out.
I want to shoot. They have bird.
They're gonna...
Are you rannin' in?
No, I got fucking stunned by our servant.
You better back up, bro.
Okay, interesting.
Okay, so you know how like one of the seven stunts is not on you?
It has like an AOE circle.
So when your teammate walks into you with it, like it stuns you too.
Why did the fire, I was catching the wave, but then I got with my aimless and then I was going back.
more unit
guys my IVs job I'm buying safe index I don't even care I think when I buy
safe and I actually can kill any one of them team not even joking by the way
oh no everyone I'm not going for the second put the the yeah I know
I have a stricter character pissing me off I'm blind can't see shit can we hope
No, because I'm blind.
Okay, this is huge.
I'll think about it, bro. I'll think about going to the temple.
You sure? Okay.
Okay, let's talk about going to the temple one more time. I'm gonna lose my mind.
I'll find them.
I'll find him.
He almost made it.
How much did I just pay for that?
Yo, I can sp- oh my god bro, wait, I actually am like kind of scared of everyone on the team.
I'm not gonna lie.
You're not always gonna get a kick out of this.
I'm a little freaking scared.
I hear something here.
There's a lot around here.
Yeah.
You're a selfish idiot, Hal.
Literally, Hal.
I'll be the one, I think I might just start on the next one.
I'll call it a day.
Thoughts on that, everybody?
There's two more.
I can't.
Alert.
Earn.
Alert.
I can probably split through.
I'm going down mid.
I'm watching that.
But you wise paradox. I mean my three minute lunch break the watch is at work stop fucking around now
You could just go off maybe a bronze
My mistake I like it
I just farted on that fucking shield by the way.
This army hex are metal skin.
What's like better?
The paranoid is just kind of stealing some reason off or something like that.
You guys also excited for the next 10 days?
Or in 10 days?
Sounds good.
What's in 10 days?
007 James Bond game.
Oh is that actually... oh shit.
Man.
Fucking silencer.
Stop my char.
I
Was it take green if I can how literally has a possible as I called it in your fucking left in front of us
Oh
So when I called it Aaron with that like someone named
Get his ass Aaron listen to all I'm saying is I wouldn't allow someone to impersonate you go into the five. That's all I'm saying, bro
I'm coming behind the shield.
Oh.
They get that.
Wait, what if I farm some damage with the flake?
You're 2 and 8 and nobody's impersonating me!
Look at the little stat.
Little stat pad.
They dropping a push on that on them?
Far on them?
Big part?
If you're him, you're going into the little dome.
No, you're not bad.
No, no, no.
They could have done so.
If you're doing this, you're going to do it.
So Aaron's call just killed me when you think about it.
I was just gonna leave after my damn the truck that wasn't me. Are you top? Oh, yeah, that's true
There's a freaking Ivy. I shouldn't have listened these two in nine. Oh
And he's disrespectful
Bro, I don't play this character man. I know chat trolls you and says go gun and every school care
Do you don't play and it's like runs your games down on a
me I don't think you're good you listen to fucking Arkons your cat wake up guys
are we gonna lose I've been waiting for the healing tempo for 30 minutes now
sounds good you're not getting your healing temple man it's not for me
No, it's just us.
I mean, not enough to buy it, man.
It's not like everything. You have fucking siphon in capacitor.
Okay, siphon's good, bro. Chill on it.
Alright, he just got hooked.
That's not...
I mean, actually, we have Billy Pull in there on reflection.
I'm gonna kill him all.
That's a wrong thing to do.
I'm blind.
If we get it bad, let me...
He's not beating my ass.
Freaking tip.
Someone help me now.
There are ducks on the street.
I've wrapped around the corner before I hit him.
I think my Billy and Hayes fighting alone kinda fucked up the game, but it's fine.
Who is this Abrams?
And why is he always soy raging in your game?
You might want to stay away from time to square the night, but I'm waiting on a celebration.
Two in ten, dude!
Random me.
Yo nestledex that twenty one prime mango and trademarked waffle prank, thanks guys.
Zembo fixed this one for once.
Okay, honest to God, honest to God.
I think my Mina made that lane harder than it should have been.
I'm gonna be so serious.
Wait, let me look at lane stats, actually.
My main, alert, alert, alert, my main hit the 2700 damage in lane.
Alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert, alert,
alert.
against Bebop.
Is that not good? That's terrible, actually.
Look at my last Mena game.
Let's see what my lane stats were in this game.
I had 6200 against way skinnier characters.
Now granted pocket has negative spear resist but...
Why did it 1800?
Wait I was looking at souls.
Wait am I...
Oh wait this is the game we got dominated in lane actually.
I remember this.
if we don't count that game anyway like who was actually looking at that game
let's look at a real minigame here we go let's look at this one 5,000 in lane
there
what was my overall player damage that game I don't know let's look 48,000
Second highest on my team.
But what are- what are, uh, me to do, that game?
19k, huh?
Isn't it interesting that your Overwatch snipers aren't nearly as rabid as your deadlock snipers?
What is it about deadlock that makes them crave the spotlight that they've been deprived in life?
It's like Paradox Brawl, I'm playing random R&M man.
On anime wet spots life, I'm getting moan curl.
I mean, they're dead, but
Moxie
You're gonna have to sell flowers to a lot of families if you don't get mowing krill
Oh
Anime I meant like I could do the job myself though, you know what I mean?
Like I got was just me again, you know
This persona to music now that was ace attorney Phoenix, right? This is now Yakuza zero
Oh, this Ivy character, bro.
uh oh, mole and curl, mole and curl
oh jeez, oh jeez, oh jeez
I wonder if someone can kill me.
I'm going to do...
I think do. Do it together. This is better.
Together is just better, you think?
Oh, bro, we got two denied.
Oh my god.
Dude, dude.
Dude, dude.
Dude, dude.
Well, they have a Victor who's going to break it.
They have evictions going to break our walls, what do we do about that?
So I don't know who I thought I was with that movement, I got to chill a little bit.
Who got first kill?
Ivy?
I didn't do that last game, so...
Wanna get knocked out, bitch?
I see the enemy!
I thought about Victor right now, he seems to be broken.
I don't really know.
I mean like the wall breakers shit like they do it and fucking DL on SNN it works so like
it's gotta be good, you know?
Okay, last thing you get in my head, I think it was pausey vibes actually, so I'm not too
worried about this.
Bro, I really hate Shades of God.
I think that's why I don't like playing him.
I feel like this gun feels like a wet fart and it makes me upset.
I see you. Hold back.
I'm trying to be cool with the fucking shotgun movement.
I see B-Bot.
Key where there was trying
My bitch
Damn it
and he insupposes. We love that. We love that. No, don't get on page. Yo, do I skip
Battle vest here and go fucking
The other one enchancers
He'll be
Oh my god, it's embarrassing. It's just so embarrassing.
My last is here.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Eat shit!
They're calling it the worst fucking right-wing movement of all time.
I don't know what to buy, I don't know what to buy, honest to God.
Heal Bane?
Battle vest and shanters, heal bane.
My shit is kind of nasty, hold on.
Give me that give me that
I don't have a knife I'm sorry knife can hit two people at once excuse me what just happened
I just stuck both of them with the same knife
Oh
All right rage ricochets
He just popped ult and then dropped it immediately.
What the fuck is this guy doing on Kelvin?
Looks like me on Kelvin actually.
I thought I had stopped taking so much wave damage.
Thank you bro!
Oh, my silver is tilted.
Alert, my silver is tilted.
One one one, everyone.
I was going to go on this freaking Keldon.
I can't go on the Victor because he's fucking it.
Ow. Ow. I mean I traded my ult for victory. You say W trade there I think. You say W
trade on that one. But I went to the fort and I think I got second. Poor old sad.
Wait, W moving!
Wait, immediate!
Oh my god!
WAAAAYYYYYYZ!
Oh my god
I'd smile my problem with this character always is that I never like after lane I feel like I don't do shit
Let's get that people!
I don't know what to do after Leaning Phase, cause you don't farm.
Right? Like, you don't really farm on this character.
You can stick to one of your carries and act as their bodyguard, is that on God?
I
Okay, how was there I could pop him off and mine last game didn't I don't get it
How much damage do I do to this guy?
Way shit busted.
Way shit fucking busted.
You know what?
I did damage.
Good enough.
Right.
I need more.
One more.
Oh!
Clean with it.
Why I need more?
One more. Oh! Clean with it.
You have to be the world's slowest shiv incorrect. Incorrect by the way.
Look right now I feel like I- okay, this is my problem. If I get a lead on shiv
I need to just fight people I think because I can't really farm so I feel like I need to run at people and just show them who's boss.
so so I'm gonna go in the shop
oh what's that
It's missing here
Wait, Talbot's here?
Hello, Al. One nice.
Three!
The walker's juking fucking bitch ass walker.
Hit the walker and we'll get it later.
His mobility is stupid, yeah shit, he's a little gross, no?
He's a little fucking gross.
I left my silver, but I think if I stay, I just died, so honestly, this is what it is,
bro.
in life. It's just so embarrassing. It's just like so embarrassing.
I like it.
I'm going in.
No!
Noooooooooooooo!
Can I be so serious for a second?
I didn't realize that was their haze until like halfway through the- that'll-
I thought our haze was holding on the Victor, I'm so serious.
Bro this guy's still complaining about the chat!
Can you move the chat now?
SHUT UP MAN!
Wow 75 health in that nice
Oh
I feel like I had a clue this way though the hayster is down green if I didn't make it
Good
You know what I should have gone for a fucking I should have gone for a shot now. No, I'm fucking shit
What shit is getting a shrine?
Okay shit is here
I
Know
Hey, what am I? I should do it
I'm lagging, is what it is.
Headed to Broadway.
Bro, I like-
I'm still here.
LOL.
I'll take the jackpot from that. Thanks, you Kelvin.
Wait, dude.
How come every time I get shibam on EU by the way that's why that movement sucks
We did it wrong I took this out okay wait ready
Let's push yellow!
BANG!
Headed to yellow.
Um, let me think about this a little bit.
Oh, well, I'm Ron running against me, Bob.
Maybe I'm gonna take my part.
Holy frick.
I haven't watched season 5 at all yet, but I do want to watch it, but it's worth.
Guys, they have an elo potion on their team.
How do we counteract this elo potion?
Do I even want to just spell against their team, bro?
Like honestly?
RAPID RETARGE NO, BECAUSE THIS BUILD, BECAUSE BASICALLY ON SHIFT, LIKE ONCE YOU GET LATE
GAME YOU WANT TO PIVIT OFF OF KNIFE AND GO FULL DASH, YOU DON'T GET RAPID RETARGE, HE'S
RIDED BY THE WAY.
I'm trolling, I lied, okay so you just put me in the fucking over.
Well if we lose Blue then it's like an A-I should do.
I'm falling, this happens to me every time I play ship.
I think early game I do well and then when it gets to the mid game I just fall off.
Anything else?
Wait?
So let's get some other urn for their team.
Oh my god, we're gonna lose yellow and green.
You could go mid, maybe?
I'm going down the stairs.
I don't know what I should do here at mid-flight,
do I just punch it a couple of times?
Anyone up here?
What the f-
Did somebody explain my graves?
What is that?
What is that?
What did why why it's a pink issue it has to be right it has to be
Here's it
Yes, yes
Oh, I don't care anymore.
Honestly, God, I really don't care.
Once you give up all hope, then you can lock in.
That works.
My team is hard fighting.
Do I just...
I don't get it.
It's not working.
My team is throwing away all of our resources.
What do you mean, careful shift?
I
Being called off for farming bro, I needed to shove the fucking thing
Is that even my fault
Why don't they just run it down with the region
I mean like
Not there
Like I'm I'm so confused should I not have shot the green way there
Like I'm I feel like that's just what I needed to do
guys how what when do I when when I will start fighting by the way I mean my
That'd be about busting everything on me, so that sure the server comes up, right?
Got him!
How do you lose that 1v1, bro? This item right here, the spell magic.
When you- I throw three knives at someone, they do spell magic.
Like, hello?
Why are we acting like we're clueless here?
So charged here
And now I think we sell extra charge and the next item we'll get is mystic and now we're dash
I don't think so
I
Get careful shit again, I'm gonna go back bro. Why is it not working out?
Well, it's going on here
And they get her again, how's that possible?
How's that possible?
Oh my god!
People?
Wait, this 97 year old Lach still builds in the old fashioned way?
We don't, we don't, we don't fly that, but we're gonna try to make big mistake.
We can't fly that whole time.
Bro, I still get it, I don't get it, I don't get it.
I don't get what I'm doing wrong.
This character decides everything.
Careful, shitmonger.
Ah, I have a buggy in my nose.
I want to get it off.
What's like stuck on the side
How do you want to use service brothers literally happens to me every time I was
I don't know
Squanching a signal of promise up bro. I try an Alfie and GX gamer and the Mariah and coffee squid off-kin road. Thanks everyone
Camera lighting? Oh, is it getting all fucky? Do I look like a ghoul? Is it that time of day?
You know what would hit right now?
Two Taco Bell State Cases, I think.
Okay, you know what is I think what I started thinking about the moon too much I get worse at it. I have to just like do it
Anybody get what I need
Okay, maybe that's not what it is. Let's see like now I'm not trying to like psych myself into not thinking about it
But I feel like nonchalant. It's just not how it works
No, it's not magic!
Oh, man!
Mid, mid?
I'm not sure.
I'm in the middle.
I'm in the middle.
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle.
No, I know you click before the jump, but like I think my brain is just like
This is greedy if I do this am I gonna be able to get careful shivs
Wait, why is Tekken music so good anybody knows okay call me crazy though
I don't think the right play with rejuven. It's the just six man head slam your fucking or six man slam your head against their last Walker
Like this feels like EU fucking macro to me.
I mean granted, we got him, but was that the first time?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Don't break the line.
Um...
You're going in.
You're going in? Okay.
I did it.
I'm gonna fly at this motherfucker.
I don't need it. I won't need it.
Your dash is so ugly. I know. I'm a hideous human being. What do you want?
I think I got it.
Uh...
Oh really?
I did it a little bit.
I wanna go buy Mystic Reaver, but I just like press 2 on people over there.
I'm gonna get you by the fucking Guardian.
Oh, no, no, there's no magic!
I'm in!
I needed that kill, that's why I did that.
My stats will look better coming to the game.
It's actually a couple of lines, that's the three of them.
Keep that knife, we'll see.
Yo this fucking Victor's got a machine gun!
Oh shit, damn, please stop.
Okay, for all my bitching and moaning, I actually don't think I did too bad this game. I don't know.
just a little sluggish
at times
okay nobody saw that
oops one done
I'm out
I'm actually good on all that
Oh my god, what do we have?
Wait, did we get a witch mail? What do we think everybody?
Witch mail?
We get you on two, then we sell enchanters for witch mail? Is that the play?
I need a couple more bucks, but...
see the other got old vest yeah sure but I feel like the bebop and the haze
dude do some chunk of damage to me so see the enemy
I would not be going in right now if we lose this I'm here
Oh my f**king god, bro.
Yo!
Hey, you got one, you got one?
No.
He's in the back door, bro said back door on shift.
So, when plated, yeah, I think so.
on the bright side?
I don't know if they can do me.
Talon's almost up.
Yo, is everyone just a gun?
Everyone just goes gun these days or what?
Everyone's a gun character?
Oh, shut on, plus here.
Yo, how about the paradise?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, she just needs so much care, like if anyone helps her, girl, I would be a little
pissed without his care, Docs, but we have gun talent, I'll hurt.
We have gun talent.
There's gonna be this, oh my god.
And that's shit for you ladies and gentlemen.
In enclosed room against shiv, you just press two over and over.
That's simple.
wait me lord
what time is it?
flash time
a little scary way to play it I mean
ek ek ek ek ek ek ek ek ek ek
you might my buttons couldn't be pressed
Let's kill him, he's a weirdo
Let's kill him
I'll kill him
Blin, blin, blin
4th
2th
3rd
You think I'm gonna win?
Jump!
You need metal skin on a witch mail?
You know what the great thing is?
It's never too late.
Are we selling battle vests for metal skin?
Or do we save for plating?
Yeah, I have four act is
I don't know that's one
So cold front I kind of like
Just
Yeah, I didn't think I'd play it.
What are you, 1500?
Uh, 5600?
5600, which I'm about to get.
And now we sell Battle Vest for a mean plated armor.
Boosh.
How do they do that?
That's one of his three lives that he gets
Guys they're big does about to break our walls
What?
My sick fucking...
Man?
Nice ol' bro, I think.
Nice ol' bro.
No!
No!
Kill Kagan!
Dude, I crushed him!
Dude!
Just leave me alone!
Oh my god!
The ship wrecking.
So if you have to tell her again, we can talk to her.
That was coming.
Oh well.
I mean, we have to try to end the game here.
Can I say that?
I think we have to go for M maybe?
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's more, there's more.
I'm a little scared of green.
I
Think I'm Calvin
Huge I'm going in huge
Oh my god.
I might first spend fucking every button to get out of here if you're impressed on me,
bro.
Oh, I didn't jump.
I missed.
Okay, you know what?
I made so much space there, like, did I do anything now?
What the space I just made?
What is fucking going on?
It's a good skull.
Hit something brother you wouldn't get it all I'm saying is like you like if you're not if you're not a turn this you wouldn't get it
Yo, my damn it's gonna be good by the way
Look at my damage here
50k like I'm losing team. Okay, but my damage taken is probably crazy
How do you check that again?
Can you check that?
Yeah, but like is it like a total?
I mean this is like damage from players but like it doesn't add them up.
Or does it?
Why are there like what is 8,881,000?
Oh that's bloodletting, it looks funky, that's why.
I think it's bloodletting 82,000 damage how much of their victor take
88,000 you've up took a hundred and seven thousand. Yo, do we have to look at max bebop uppercut by the way?
On hero hit set grapple arm cool down to zero and restore 17% of your missing health
Do we have to do we have to like look at that?
do you want it to reload the gun again okay am I like insane enough to say that like resetting
the grapple arm cooldown to 0 is strong enough as a tier 3.
The grapple reset is worse than the heal.
That's just not true though.
This bebop at the end of the game had 5300 health.
If he uppercuts you, when he's at like 1000 health, he will heal 800.
Does he need it?
I mean, he healed 22k that game.
job linked in Korea salary 401% for that snack sales force marketing budget
manager stakeholder's leadership productivity triage job
I don't know bro like what I bet you right now I'm gonna start cranking out
We've been on ship like it's nothing. Check this shit out.
Wait, I don't get it, bro. Like, it feels random. I know it's not.
But it feels random sometimes.
Right click at 90 degrees on the floor, like that.
Your skill level is too low for it to feel consistent.
Don't worry King, you'll get there.
in a few seconds bye bye alright I'm done playing with you
yo I kind of want some grub
always eating pro I need food man what do you want from me
Super Imon 5 game deadlock lost streak. Can you manifest me and yellow slingshot for the one time?
Curse of red carpet one wizard with wand emoji, whatever the hell the wizard emojis called
Get some Taco Bell. Yeah, but I'm gonna feel like a fat little piggy with life. I get Taco Bell
Be a fat little piggy eat that shit.
The nuggets are protein, but Taco Bell is always worth it.
I think I'm gonna open a fast food chain a fast food chain
Why is there no like place where you can just get like rice good tasting chicken and then like a vegetable like broccoli or spinach or something
Why does that not exist?
Just make that. Okay, what about right now when I'm working on the end stream and go cook?
Smart.
Taco Bell is trash and everyone should read Chojin X go cook but don't end
stream just leave the chair someone said Thai food is basically that I guess
You're not wrong, huh?
Should I order Thai?
Smart.
Get Pam to express.
Wait, spicy basil fried rice with chicken?
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
Smart.
So cooking stream, when?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, how spicy do you think it is?
Probably not that spicy, right?
Like, it's probably not much.
Wait, I can literally get on the side and then this place has steamed- wait a minute.
Molten lava cake
No, no, I can't I can't I can't I can't I'm not gonna get a molten lava cake delivered
That's ask it's gonna be fucking like cold by the time you get here, bro. I
Just farted
What I'm actually so excited for this yeah whoever said Thai food you're kind of a fucking genius by the way
I just want you to know that like I'm not sure who it was but like you know who you are so that's all that matters
Was it you zilchow you might have fucking popped off with this one, bro. I'm gonna give you that one
But do I want anything else as well or just get the basil fry? Oh my god. I'm gonna oh, yeah
They also have sushi rolls I get a sushi roll just for the fuck of it
I get a Philly roll you guys fuck with Philly rolls smoked salmon cream cheese and scallions
Why not says
What does he say lash
Wait what choice of roles?
What?
Cucumber crunch inside crunch outside?
What the fuck is this?
Okay this is getting too much for me I'm just going to give up.
Okay.
You know I love this and Philly.
Alright I'm ordering and then...
Now the question is do I play a game or do I hop on Slay the Spire?
I'm along the...
Does it get anywhere from 9.10 to 9.36?
I mean, that's enough for a game, surely, right?
Smart. One more king.
How about I go P?
How does that sound?
Oh, I'm so excited.
Wait, what if it's too spicy for me and I can't?
Have you ever had kava?
Bro, I don't even know if there is a kava near me.
Is kava valid?
That shit's nasty as fuck
Let me let me see is it even near me Kava
No, it's not near me earliest arrival 72 minutes. All right
Alrighty
You're a grown man we're gonna work on your spice tolerance, bro
I can like I can handle sriracha like I think sriracha is like kind of spicy, but like it's good enough. You know what I mean
What do they even have a comma? I'm like looking at it in PLS saga
Like what like
Okay, look if I look at their bowls
Salmon wait, it's like
It's kind of expensive. No
Am I insane?
The cop is kind of fucking expensive.
It's better Chipotle?
I need to go to the bathroom while I'm literally gonna piss myself on stream.
What? Drops a sub so he couldn't read it.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I can hear you.
Smart.
privileges regained easy, anyways, love you chat super love.
Okay, well, listen, you can say whatever you want, but like, I think we all, like you,
If you're trolling, if you don't think sriracha is a little bit spicy, you know?
Like, it is a little spicy, brother.
I truly mean this? It's not spicy. Oh, let me guess.
You also, you also say that you're fuckin'
Your penis touches the toilet water when you're taking a shit.
Like, oh my god, man.
Does it also fit in the toilet paper roll?
I bet it doesn't.
According to the stuff that you say.
Like, I'm not saying Sriracha is like burn my mouth fucking spicy,
where I sleep, like what I can't.
No, I use Sriracha. I like Sriracha, but it's obviously a little bit spiced
Well, I think I figured out what I'm doing wrong on shit
On the movement
Wait, I just cracked the ball. I just cracked it
Wait, we may need to run back 20,000 shit games actually
Where my shit fans at
My ability to tolerate spicy food is my main personality trait
Enough yapping Q. Uh, I don't know. I might slay this, I might, I might slay this buyer.
I don't know how long it's gonna take for this place to get to me, but if it comes mid-game
I'm gonna be distracted, I'm gonna lose. I got, I got back to E5 though, finally.
I got to E5.
Hit some shit voice lines.
Time to pull out the big guns.
Time to pull out the big guns.
Wait, why did the voice lines play twice?
What the hell?
Did you guys hear that?
What is this bug?
What the fuck?
Yo, Vass has to the right bro, he's not even here, but that's fine
Can we get you to a VA role? That's what I'm saying, bro
Zero seconds watch time?
Didn't a Vass raid a bowl one time and you checked that and it said like zero seconds watched
Let's slay the spire a little bit.
I hit Arcana, am I a good player now?
Yes you are bro.
What's up man?
I'm not going to EVO, we'll see.
Thanks Miniat.
Fluffy and Psychotic Chair in our Inverdex and Full Sunfran and Full Always Painter.
Jem Borghar, Envy, Tazarian, Seek No Approval, Devinar, Karrotto, Narukami, thanks everybody.
Have you seen this? We've seen this video like 20,000 times, but it is good.
See you have sink and cheese Jordan. Thanks everybody trainer ender and gx gamer. Thanks y'all
You should have gone for a hell sweep what I think I could hit a mean hell sweep meow actually nothing my back would break
We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
We're back to climb the spire.
I am low on ascension.
I just won as the region, right?
Necrobind me. Necrobind me. I don't know what meow relics are.
The things you're looking at, the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Like I thought these were relics, up top.
Oh, like!
The aquan boss drops two relics upon pick- I mean, that's okay.
Looks like okay.
But what is the curse?
Remove from your deck after five combats, that's fine.
Three?
This?
This?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that, I like that.
I'm tiny!
Where's my camera?
Are we in a good spot?
I'm tiny!
Where's my cam at?
Are we in a good spot?
Where do I need to put up for this game?
Up here?
Here? I don't even know.
It's fine.
Can't kill.
So we just defend.
Shrink or Beetle defeated.
Deal 8 damage to all enemies.
Rattle. Deal 7 damage. I don't see...
Necromancer is so weird. I don't know like what I should be building.
I guess we'll get some ARE for now.
You look me an Instagram link during spire time?
There is a doom, we could see some doom.
Gain 5 block, apply 7 doom, deal 10 damage, upgrade 2 random cards in your discard pile.
I mean, that's just like 20 million times better than a strike, no?
Like, why would you not take that?
Will you be live tomorrow, TF? I think so.
I don't see why I wouldn't be.
Let me see this Instagram link, that's better be worth it.
They said, can you do this challenge real quick?
Uh.
It's on.
I blow up into smithereens and spew my tiny symphony all up and down the city street while
trying to put my mind at ease like finishing this melody.
This feels like a necessity so this could be the time for me
Or maybe just to better me now
We'll be with the Zip-A-Mies and take a shot at the ANC, I know I'm-
Tell me my set of spiders crashed. Tell me it crashed. Oh, it didn't. We're good.
Summon 4, gain 7 block? I feel like that's so low value.
For 2 energy?
I mean, Wisp looks kind of heat though.
What does it upgrade into?
5G9?
Ah, I don't know.
You know what?
Pass that's gonna piss some people off clumsy for a random relic
sure
I'm starting to come at this card any number of cards then draw that many
Okay, so I can do it you
That's perfect and then we double block oh
Geez then we will
36 month skate thinking very cool kill you
people are gonna say there's a pussy play I'm not losing any help to these little fuckers
bro it's not happening call me whatever you want
I refuse to lose help to them
Easy.
Yo, Waffle, Skullcursor, Haruichi, thanks guys, and we thanks to the Prime Sub, Wasted
Potion.
Bro, it's not Wasted, it's just gonna sit up there and fucking collect dust.
Let's turn Summon 2 and gain 2 energy.
If Oste is alive he does 9 damage to all enemies, you gain 9 block and then he dies.
That sounds pretty good.
What does that do?
12 damage, 12 block?
Upgrade 3 random cards.
Hmm.
I kind of like Bone Shard's gloss.
Alright, this elite is going to be a joke.
This only fucking sucks
Well, I don't want a bone shards
I guess I should have put those strikes first
No way you're playing Slay the Spire 2.
Oh, would you believe there's a way, brother?
Would you believe it?
I'm debating using an explosive ampule, but it'll only kill one this turn, so we hold
actually
No, no, hold on
And that's why you hold and that's why you fucking hold and anchors so good. Oh my god
Reeve
Oh shit in vogue
Reave? Right hand, hand. Oh, stills 4 damage, will you play a card that costs 2 energy or more?
Return this to your hand from the discard pile.
Maybe invoke. I don't know what I'm doing, bro.
I love how to build her, bro. She's so weird, I feel like.
Okay, I have really good AOE, but...
Um...
But...
I mean, we're like high attacks.
High damaging attacks.
You're just so handsome and smart, I try my best.
Are you dead this turn?
8 plus... Yeah, you're dead.
Hello?
No, Serge!
Gain 3 energy, draw 2 cards, at the start of your turn, apply 3, doom to yourself?
Sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy.
You know what?
Give me a rattle.
People are gonna say I'm a bitch for that? I think rattle is good.
Fuck, let's find another elite, bro.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
What's in my deck? How many attacks do I have?
Like there's no point in killing
I guess, I guess!
And that says 23 damage.
Uh, guys?
He's beating my ass.
Hold on.
8 plus 7 is 15 plus 12 and then we could have
Did we just eat shit this turn?
Did we just eat shit this turn, unfortunately?
And then...
Epoch discovered!
Add replay to a card in your hand, it costs an extra energy, exhaust.
I mean that just sounds gross, no?
Why did someone just say you thick as fuck?
Because I am, bro. Have you seen my abs?
Do I take the pussy? I'm taking the pussy root, bro.
Look at my 2B cosplay, bro.
Okay, wait. I don't know how this interaction works.
Does it work the way it's like because Oste is gonna die so it's like because if Oste
is alive he deals 12 damage but then he dies so you can't play this card twice because
be dead right so the pull but I can't do rattle because then this sucks you know
what let's just like do that and then
Okay, bro, now can I draw some actual fucking cards or no
Yeah, I'm doing a little bit of games I like to play games
I'm a little bit of a gamer here oh yeah you got two cards sure they got shrouded in this game
And that's not for us. Maybe if maybe some vulnerable could be nice
Oh right coming up anything scary or kind of right now. You know what we can Smith
Okay thinking from my deck sucks
You built it I I with the options I had sure
No, I'm not losing the HP, I'll do a group quest.
I'm going to do some free thinking here, that's exactly what I wanted.
it's yeah no that's what i that's what i wanted
um
Nooo!
Actually something smart?
Okay, what is this fucking turn bro?
I COULD DIE!
Summon 5, whenever Oste loses HP, all enemies lose that much HP as well.
I mean it might be good lose two strength gain and you can start of each turn I think
I'm just cooked.
Fuck it.
Let's rest up.
Shall we?
Is it Oste, not Oste?
Wait.
Wait.
No blocks you know what he's doing 12 damage the block potion okay
You guys not doing that, but I'm getting scared
Probably gonna break the slippery off of you bro. The slippery is kind of pissing me off
I don't think we just don't use bone shards here yet.
Am I gonna lose?
This boss is a joke, yeah, but look how big his tail gets.
Oh well, he almost killed himself.
Alright!
Whatever you use- Oh, I forgot I had two trinkets waiting for me.
Whatever you use a potion, gain three strength this turn, or v-play three attacks, gain one dex.
Add a card. Okay. I need a bit. I need something big here, bro
Exhaust your hand if nine cards were exhausted this way gain one intangible
But we're not gonna add I Dorian to the deck. Are you fucking stupid? Where's my food? Oh
My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
Relax, I'll handle it.
At the start of your turn, out of one random card to your hand, it gains ethereal.
Every single turn, I get a random card.
Do you upgrade to be a Nate?
Oh.
Wait, I gotta see what this food's looking like here.
Oh!
Oh, this is fucking WFAPs.
Did you see you are you I didn't get a spoon though are you fucking stupid let's
take all the void what's who is it too relaxed to your hand hold on let me think
think about this
hold
oh, can we be the other guy that said you, by the way?
can we be the other guy that said you?
wait, this might be the best of her out of my life, I wish I was joking
wait, what?
My god
Wait, this is delicious
Wait oh
My god
How that rice got you moving
What is this, bro?
Fried rice is so good, I had to fuck it.
I think I just got Pyle's wing, I guess.
Oh, these peppers in here are hot.
Relax?
I mean, free energy though, is kind of a bit much, no?
I love relax.
Hot.
Wow, this is
magnificent.
We're gonna go here, shop,
three combats in a row,
maybe go to the elite.
If for two weeks we go campfire, it's easy.
I just threw up, can I get some?
Oh.
I
I don't know, bro. Who knows?
The one you directed? Are you insane, bro?
Fish
Melancholy plus gains 17 block reduced his cards cost by an energy whenever anyone dies
Sacrifice
Yeah, let me just get rid of two basic strikes.
Wait, why don't we get rid of a curse?
For 250 gold?
I'm down for that.
Anything here I want?
Jackpot!
I'm smart, Superbog.
The story's kind of with three thorns.
Jackpot sounds fun, but it sounds fucking terrible
And
Do I could a strike like just keep getting strikes, maybe I could defend now like I don't know
Fucking defend
I hope I just made somebody angry with that decision, it'd be really funny.
Any number of cards to replace?
I hope we just did that.
We did it.
That, let me do that.
Bro, I feel like Transfigure sucks.
Actually, now that I'm looking at it as a card, it seems like it's kind of terrible.
You need a good card for it?
Maybe you're right.
What card did you take?
Rattle?
I think I won that back, actually.
Okay, this is just a miserable fucking turn.
What is this, bro?
Leaving a hopper fucking hopper, bro
No whenever any dies get energy and draw one card
That's good like why would I ever I don't know bro I don't know anything I don't know
I don't know anything guys, quite frankly.
I don't know anything, bro.
You need cards that you care about playing twice?
Yeah, but like, I'm essentially spending two energy to replay any card twice.
And a lot of my cards are one energy card.
look I think third act I'm gonna get fucking dominated I'll play 21 doom and
one week to all enemies now that sounds like a card I could replay twice to be
honest with you
I mean it kind of sounds like it sucks, but okay.
If you say so.
It doesn't?
All right bro, I trust you. Kind of.
Um...
I don't know, bro.
Uh-oh.
Um...
I would like to defend, please.
Goodbye, O- Goodbye, Oskie.
Shoot on pussy
Deal 13 damage out of souls your draw pile hand and discard pile
Sorry, I'll see you had to be done bro had to be done. It's just it's simply had to be done
So you guys are saying Transfigure on Durge and then that?
Oh brother, what is happening?
What is going on here?
What is this man?
Um, bro, what is-
WHAT IS GOING ON?
I'm gonna mauled bro is saving energy for slay the spire three
Can you grow the fuck up bro? I'm literally gonna win
I think I, I think I fucked with a flattened.
I didn't try one of my fucking Philly rolls.
Oh, but it's in the worst container possible, bro.
I hate these kind of containers.
Sorry to sound like a fucking privileged piece of shit,
but the ones where like the edges are flattened down,
so you have to like peel apart the edges,
and then you have, like it's a, you know what I mean?
Like...
Wait, what is this? Obtain a random doll relic. Well, I'm not giving you HP.
Bing-bong! Whenever you add a card to your deck, add one additional copy. Okay, so I
So I lost.
So I lost.
No, this is like the easiest fucking elite for me to get right now, I think.
Honest of God.
14 damage.
Ailee.
It's free to- yeah, yeah.
you just reap? Then you holy max win on the roll. Wait. Easy. Gain one ritual. Okay.
Have victory turns draw a card?
High five sounds so nice.
Hmm
Um now these enemies can fucking suck on my balls
Like straight up
No!
Oh wait.
Huh?
Why was it wrecked?
Wait, what?
What's happening?
Grock?
Explain that?
Oh!
Big O died, huh?
Big O died?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sure there's a way to win this turn, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, there is.
Hold on.
We transfigure on a flat and then I just win.
Putref- I mean it's gotta be Putrefino.
That's such a good fucking- that's so good.
Or Barotime Plus.
Ugh!
Fuck it!
Hmm, will I not want this turn?
I don't know.
You're asking the wrong guy, quite frankly.
You know what, just bust on him bro.
Oh wait, I'm a genius!
I'm an accidental fucking genius!
Squeeze!
Oste does 45 damage, deals 5 additional damage for all other Oste attacks.
Wait, is Oasty the fucking go?
Wait, is it Oasty?
You guys said Oasty, right?
I say Oasty.
Oh my god, I'm getting too much, bro.
I think I'm getting too cute with it.
We gotta just like, throw up some block.
Put a hand, put a card for a discard pile into your hand.
It's free to play this turn.
Wait, no, I think we said that for the boss.
Who's my boss?
The Knowledge Demon?
I can fucking get shot for all I care um you're just dead you know sparkling room
Rouge the bad the baddest female song character
People are gonna scream me to grab say on but guess what I'm not doing it
At the start of each combat upgrade to encourage the draw power for the rest of combat these
That's fine
Okay, why is this guy doing too much?
Kind of sucks
I'm blocking this turn.
And then.
And then.
And then.
And then.
And then...
Shit on. Shit on.
Absolutely fucking shit on. Bro, I don't think this deck is good enough to win. Can I say that?
Maybe.
Metamorphosis, huh?
Three random attacks to your draw pile.
free to play this combat. Wait that sounds kind of fun though. How bad could it be? Bing
bong. I think it's fine. Alright, let's lock in. Let's lock in. Call the void. Phone
Some shards hang and both of the shards.
Okay, I'm coped.
Um...
I'll take six damage.
Deal the damage all- double the damage all hangcars deal with this enemy?
Okay, wait, hold on.
Sorry, Oste, it is what it is, bro.
Oh
Austin sorry, bro. Here's what it is man
Hang wait a minute
I'm hung?
I'm hung?
Eradicate?
Whenever you apply a debuff to an enemy, they take 9 damage?
retain you I guess because you're free you cannot play more than oh it's not
gonna be that
I really need to draw my cards.
So I will be taking 27 damage here.
We have to just flatten this BNS Brawl.
Look, we have to just flatten this BNS a little bit, that's what it is.
You do 54 damage.
I am dead this turn, if I'm not careful.
I- you know what?
You know what, bro?
Oh, would you look at that!
Another erratiki, another hang!
Oh
Like a double I think it's double oh, yeah, okay
Oh my god, man
Fucking fuck you
just skip him bro you think that's possible you think I haven't thought of that one
wait that would be six wishes and four and four curses hold up
We take those.
Double Guilty is great.
Shame really sucks.
Shop?
We have to go left.
You have to go left.
Here's what it is.
You have to just go left.
So this.
Hang.
Wish.
Hang.
I probably should have transfigured one of those hangs, is what it is.
Okay.
Alright, now we're getting my head started.
We will wish bone shards, kill, metamorphosis, squeeze,
and then bodyguard and then squeeze.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
And you believe that people were doubting me?
I KNOWS!
Why do you copy normal iron? What do you mean?
Is it because I'm playing...
Uh, what's up guys? I'm playing Slay the Spire. Am I allowed to do that?
Come on, fall like this, bro.
It's his game!
Happy birthday to me, feels birthday, man, though, and happy birthday to us, too.
Happy birthday, bro.
You're doing nine damage. I prefer if you didn't
Sorry, but I really have this is for my best block fucking defend plus
hang put a car for your discard pile into your hands hang hang where's the block
in this deck you don't need the block you don't need the block if you just
kill them. This will do fifty six, no fifty four damage. I really don't want to
durge. I think we have to just go in on his ass a little bit because he's gonna
get way too strong if we just fucking kick our ass. Okay this is a bad turn.
This is a really bad turn.
No, there's a way out of this.
Wish, unleash, unleash, flat.
Simple.
Ha ha!
Goodbye shame
I'm gonna save my money so I can I can I can I can cut the net the other shame
Add decay to your deck and chant no we can't add two decays forgotten soul
What the fuck is that thing what is that thing?
Um, sure.
Oh, what the hell?
He spawns little creatures?
What if you play a card that's trying to apply free dune to the enemy?
I mean, that's just like, terrible.
Are you really not gonna die, bro?
This freaking game.
This is...
No, we're getting too silly here.
Hold on.
Help!
My head really hurts on this one.
I think wait can I see the border quick can I do 21 damage to you is that possible
I think I fucked up guys.
There is a way out of this actually.
He has 28 Doom, right?
So, time's up.
Liquid memories.
Hang.
You're dead.
And you guys think I'm bad?
Some people think I'm bad at this game.
Can you believe it?
I
Sentient one by the way
Nobody asked you
Hmm
Hang me
If we upgrade both hangs
Then big things are gonna happen
Now we're really hung we are really fucking hung right now
All of which, better not to persist, don't even know that I can't read that too fast for me.
Kind of the worst turn of all time, but it's fine.
Okay.
No escape.
Ten dune, plus there's a foggum for every ten dune on this enemy.
The Lost? What the hell?
I got chills.
Yo, how much damage am I fucking about the- What's happening here? Hold on.
That kills you I mean shows me a whole lot
Hold on.
Flatten?
No no no hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold.
You're calling me the best player to ever fucking play this game.
It ain't like it is what it is.
Now I can't go right side and we're just gonna we're just gonna go here bro I
Guess we'll wish we'll do one of these they're all lying to you king. Why would you say that?
We'll take this and now and now we go we're going on a shopping spree
We're going on a shopping spree first
Wait, I don't have a little combat. Oh my god. Oh well
Oh well.
So I need to come back and draw two additional cards.
First time each combat, you exhaust a skill out of copy that into your hand.
Ritual is a free fight win, by the way.
the hell is ritual? What is ritual bro? The potion you discarded? Oh. Nah. I almost
I've got people like you to understand my methods
The queen, huh?
My fault, it's okay. I'm gonna happen again
All right
Decent turn one. I don't hate it, but we need some block
Should we have something
You know what, chill. We just chill. We chill. Hang you. Call the wood. Metamorphosis.
Super what color suit should I get for it?
Expose an Acule. Might as well. Might as well do this as well. And then we pummel you.
Not the best turn, not the worst turn, I think.
Okay.
Sure.
I need...
Hang...
On you.
We're also gonna do that to you.
I'm going to need...
A bone shards.
big
You are mine says the queen only one bound card it can play each turn
I need block, I need block, I need block, help, I need block, there's no way the famed
The plus is my best block.
And I'm...
Uh-oh.
One more.
Putrefy on someone.
Do we commit it? No. I'm trolling. I'm trolling. I'm fucking trolling.
Ehh! Why not? What the HELL?
Wait for our block runs off maybe?
Oh she just blocks every turn like a fucking pussy.
Yeah well definitely take your strength down a notch.
Oh, I should have tried to figure it out.
Guys, I'm a little worried.
I was wondering if you could tell me if you think this is satire or not.
I'm a little busy right now.
I'm a little busy right now.
Okay, one of them.
One of them.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
I'm still dead.
of right now I'm still dead. Why is this free? Why are these cards? Why are some of these
cards free? Wait.
Yeah.
Huge.
Hang me.
Hang me.
I mean, we could...
hang me I mean we know what hang me oh my god
next hangers how much damage 16 times first time long time viewer how old is
We get 20 block every time 176.
I need hang! Hang!
Show me how hung you are.
I'm alive though.
all you fucker I need to hang I need to hang I need to hang hang hang hang it's not enough
Wait, 168?
You killed my parents, you killed my friend, you killed my- you cannot change the past
with anger.
God, I'm fucking nasty at this game, no?
Let's talk about it.
This is another place, though, and this story is unknown while you're doing this.
You talk during an early access stage.
Fuck off.
What is that man?
Oh, that was close.
Imagine if someone in Henshaw was familiar with Super TF?
Ooh, maybe they're in here right now watching.
Thoughts?
Guys, is the ideal life to watch your favorite streamer with your partner while you're going
to bed?
Yes, but definitely not watching you.
Why are we pretending?
The amount of times I have to go back for you just to get my partner to tolerate you is
immense.
I watch a show at that GF one time and we broke up two days later, okay?
Is that my fault?
My girlfriend actually gags.
Any time she sees or hears you. Yeah, I know she does get it
You're him
Gross? I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
Mmm. Guys, I finished my food!
Now what?
Now what, 1200 more spire runs, no, no I don't know.
Do we hop on Persona and let Yoshitsune carry the rest of the run or what?
I thought you were doing Persona, I beat like the base game of Persona 5, but now there's
royal content, which is like the DLC, not DLC, but it's like, I don't know what you
want to call it.
Basically there's Persona 5, and then they release Persona 5 Royal, which has extra stuff
at the end.
That's where I am.
How many hours left?
I have no clue.
I think it's like an error from like 15 to 20. I couldn't tell you though.
Oh, brother.
Okay, but like what if I ran an ironclad run?
It's like how sometimes when normal dateline MVC ends, they have an extra hour long segment of just Chris Hansen afterwards.
20's at the max amount it could take you?
Okay now factor in the fact that I have Yoshi Tsune.
Not how long it's gonna take me.
Yeah but guys, the iron flag is calling.
Move one card from your deck at the start of a league combat, draw two additional cards.
Choose one of three rare cards to add to your deck.
It's got to be pyr, I think.
And now I'm done eating so I'm not distracted so I can make even greater plays than the
ones that I made before.
Of course he plays the Oonga Boonga Carols, a fucking terrible turn one.
Why don't we tell him that we don't think that the ironclad is sick as fuck, by the way?
Whirlwind?
Unrelenting could be something.
Whirlwind.
I mean we just, yeah, you have to just whirl in there.
and then easy.
God, I'm so good at this game.
Draw, deal 6 damage, draw cards until you draw a non-attack here.
Dominate seems interesting if I can get some crazy vulnerable.
What the hell are you, bro?
a nibbit
what was that
uh can i kill you
15 you don't die. Wait, I have extra energy! Exhaust all not attack cards in your hand
game 5 block for each card exhausted? No. How about a twin strike? You know what, I can
Do a solo quest
I'm lagging maybe in the brain I don't know.
Draw two cards in the starting to turn exhaust the top card in a draw pile
Okay, headbutt seems interesting actually I don't I feel like headbutt could be
Nimble to swift to do I have any powers. Oh pyrr
I was in that one am I
see I don't want to die because I feel like I want to keep proving that this game is really easy
but I also want to go kill this elite so let's go do it and we lost Gigi
Okay, I'm not dead.
Not dead.
Uh.
Oh, you're dead.
Oh
You're dead easy
They're saying so this fire is the easiest game ever made thoughts
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm sorry, I'm so fucking scared.
You can now dig at rest sites to obtain a random relic?
Shovel!
Yeah, the sword of stone transforms to a powerful relic after the fiend 5- wait I remember I
tried this before and I died.
Seven oh my god, what are these draws, bro?
Well guys if I die I'm ending stream
I mean someone in chat hasn't hit the blame for this no
No.
Run it back.
Max is beat by 11.
Upon pickup game, 150 gold.
Ah, two. Give me two relics.
Lava rock? Okay, I mean...
Debt, huh?
I'm going into fucking debt?
Get this shit out of my deck early, bro.
Sludge spinner is his name, bro.
You got the sludge spinner.
I kind of fuck with a blood wall.
I fuck with a blood wall here.
Oh my god, the debt man, I'm going in the debt!
Wait, you're trolling, you're trolling?
Wait, you're trolling.
Oh
Thank I thought it was a hundred I thought it was a hundred. Oh my god. I was gonna ban somebody in chat. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Why would you
This freaking thing is pissing me off.
Oh, you had thorns, fudge!
Shut up, Pussy.
A Sunder hits an additional time for each time you lost HP this combat. I feel like that's just terrible.
I feel like Tara Sunder is just awful.
CHOSEN CHOOSE!
I'll fight an elite. I changed my mind.
Can I stun you 27 not even close?
Oh my god, I'm so fucked.
Oh I can't stun you, oh my god, don't matter, oh thank god, what is this draw, man?
Oh, hell no.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
He's dead.
Oh!
Cruelty's so good.
We're gonna have to dodge.
Upgrade to random cards. I mean if it hits like it if it hits like cruelty and bash we're fucking we're we're we're creaming
And my max HP is looking kind of nice spoils map absolutely
You know what, let's all rather.
Good turn.
Great turn, even.
Good turn great turn even why am I drawing so much what's happening pocket watch
Watch.
Bro, this- this- this motherfucker is so annoying, the Skulking Colony.
I actually can't stand this fucking pussy.
Bag of preparation is so nasty.
Crimson man thought so you're trying to lose one HP and gain a block
Get energy for each attack in your hand I feel like
I mean crimson man fall
Give me expect a fight I
Need this but no bro you have to
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, guys, I'm so sorry.
You cannot do this fight. Wait, do I have any AoE? Uh, guys, I think we lost.
I don't know what to play, should I just be like, focusing these guys down, like I don't
I don't even know what the play is with these guys, it's so weird.
Why didn't I do expect to fight first?
Am I griefing?
Order of Doom?
It's okay.
I think I think we'll get there. I think we'll get there.
We'll get there.
Oh
Griefing myself, I'm gonna put them out of this turn but
Wait
Retains the spoils map you just wouldn't get it, bro
Geez
Potions always appear in combat rewards that good
Molten fist could be nice
Okay, just live this combat row. What the fuck is a sewer plan?
Yo, he's not attacking this turn, jackass!
Oh, whatever, bro.
it off? Yeah, give me shrug it off, bro. You gotta be locked up, man. Okay, you know
what? He's not gonna wake up. This won't wake him up. And turn. Cruelty. And turn.
Do you attack on this turn or should you typically wait for the next turn?
Like, what's the actual play?
This turn.
Like a bitch.
Like a bitch I'm like
I think I need to go in on him a little bit.
debuffing me? How dare thee. No, I'm sorry bro. Okay, I will die this turn if I don't
Do this and this
Maybe I should have strike them bro, what is it three blocks in a week honestly, I'm literally still alive
Just draw some attacks
Jesus Christ
Okay, we got Lancer and Gremlinhorn.
Fiend Fire could be crazy, actually.
Or Cascade.
X plus one.
cruelty stack.
Fiend fire.
Such a strong boy you are. Come and eat something, can't slaughter on an empty stomach.
Yummy Cookie, upgrade 4 cards.
BIG HUG!
Remove 4 cards from your deck whenever you shuffle your draw pile, add a soot into your draw pile.
Golden Compass, replace the active map with a single special path.
What's so special about this path?
Oh, okay, interesting.
Very interesting.
Bro fell for new bait.
I didn't fall for any bait, bro.
I just didn't even know what the fuck it was.
How was that my fault?
I mean you're just dead.
Fill all your empty potion slots with random potions.
Interesting.
Perfected strike? Wait, I'm a big fan.
I like perfected strike, but is it actually good?
Not here, my king?
Yeah, but look how cool he looks.
Slight me.
Drink and lift game 10 max HP, but I lose a swift potion.
Vigorous aid.
Wait a second.
Wait.
That's just on a fiend fire.
Do you die yeah, you're dead wow great fucking car bro
Yo, Harko Architects, it's all in fine and love penguin bingus genocide factory ferocious
grunt orange fire Pog Boy, yo, what is this guy's name by the way, I've always wondered
this for as long as he's been subbed, what is genocide, what is that, I don't know what's
I mean we have to just upgrade fiend fire now.
What do we have to do with cruel tea?
fire whatever shall we
one two three now we don't play but open we don't play more because cock and
watch is gonna draw a bash and
18 times 1, 2, 3, yeah, he's dead.
Wait, bean fire is big!
What's buffer?
Provide the next time you lose HP?
Yeah, I think so
Oh my god, I love bludgeon
Draw two cards at the start of your turn exhaust that's I love exhausting a random card seems scary
Fight me in the fiend fire. Yeah, but I only have three energy well expect a fight
No, this is a scam. Unless you go down to one. It is permanent.
No. Negative. That would be a negative.
I don't want to give him my lantern.
I'll give you lucky tonic could actually save my ass take a hundred gold bro
what I get every five cars in your decks you'll reach whenever you're in our
arrest site okay so you'll 12 on a right and our rest site it's decent
yay ice cream
Shuriken?
Mystery box.
Three random relics after five combats?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
Why not?
I'm starting to have the 18 block on my third turn.
Exterminate or squash to my deck.
I skipped it!
I wanted to make the run more hard, more difficult is what it is.
Why do you have to- that's so dumb.
maybe? Two more potion slots? Whenever you shuffle your draw point game six block,
whenever you play a power draw card, whenever a card is exhausted, draw a
card. I mean, potion bell. A weakness potion might actually be big for the boss
I'm not gonna lie and then let's cut you
Yeah, I don't know this dark embrace go infinite with fiend fire. That's what I was wondering it does
No it doesn't oh
I'll try it
Black and race
You know what
Lizard tail.
That's so good.
Whenever you draw a car containing strike, it's played against a random enemy.
I only have four strikes though.
It also kind of fucks pocket watch.
No, you guys are trolling and bad at the game.
Let's let the pros handle it, yeah?
Was that tough?
You need to remember you have expected to fight every time you don't use IT, my tumult rose.
Am I actually going to intentionally not use it a little bit more just to piss you off?
Does that sound big boy?
like you're saying expect a fight me okay do me a favor tell me why would you
use expect a fight here I have one two three four cards that require energy
outside of expect a fight I have four energy there's literally will do nothing
for me here other than to fucking make you you have ice cream see I'm really
glad you guys passed the quiz great job everybody
What is this?
Windows bleeding?
What's happening?
Oh no, we're good.
Cruelty, dark and braced blood wall.
Now we're good.
Cruelty, dark and brazed blood wall.
Bash, squash, molten fist.
What do I care about?
Oh, he's dead.
One, two, three, four, five you dead.
Bish. Howl from beyond? For once?
Might actually work.
This shit is genuinely unloosable. You never seen a guy like me, huh?
Now we got to fight the freaking crab, huh?
20 block is kind of nice.
20 block is kind of nice.
Alright.
Guys, I don't think it's a first turn fiend fire.
I think he should go be though.
You know what?
It could be.
No, it's not though.
It could be, but it's not.
Sorry to do it to you.
It's just not.
Okay, huge.
Doesn't know any mechanics, I forgot because I was looking at chat.
Hello?
Hello?
Um...
You know what?
I'd rather not take 33 damage.
I'm good on that.
Um.
Hiya!
I don't want to exhaust my fist, but like it's just not coming that I need it to come.
I mean, that's...
Okay, thank you, okay, thank you
You're not vulnerable
I'm making an executive decision and I'm gonna say yes
Then you're dead.
Okay.
Now I'm gonna fucking pummel you, Percy.
How's it gonna get your ass beat, huh?
Do you like that shit?
Easy
Okay, I mean it's gotta be one-two punch
Pire though
Alright Vaku.
One in Thrall?
No.
I mean it's just gotta be apparitions I think.
Three apparitions?
I'm not gonna get the pair I got the parasol one time, bro
Parasol for the fiend
Yeah, but like, you don't- it would only be one shop.
I only had little- no, if I go right side I would get two shops.
Ah, shit.
You know what, give me one of them.
I
Fuck you. Oh, yeah, thank you, bro. I
Themed fire
72 damage on you
How's it going to get fucking dominated, string bean?
Being too strength?
Bloodletting?
Bloodletting.
Expect a fight in flame.
Ain't that the Minecraft speedrunner in Flame?
Uh...
Letting with ice cream.
Yeah, we could.
Not like it's gonna matter because my deck is gonna get...
Face lethal repercussions if I double down.
Okay, the fact that it's glowing red and you are penalized with death, I mean, okay, give
in bro.
2 cards or gain 2 card rewards?
I mean I think you just do a strike?
You do 2 strikes now?
Wait.
Oh they thought of that!
It just goes to a different curse. They thought of everything.
That's...
GOOOOOO!
Oh
Oh
Mercury hourglass wait what what what all these oh the mystery crate
You slid- actually rage?
No.
Is touch and insanity ever gonna- you know what, no I don't think so.
You're rage gaming?
Oh he's a fake merchant!
Oh, I don't get to obtain all this shit for free?
Is there any combat confused?
No.
Or I got fake or a Calcum?
Okay.
You already start confused what's that supposed to mean?
Permission to swag out denied unfortunately for you denied
Um...
Ironclad!
There's a lot of fucking damage here.
Is this worth it, or are you guys gonna fucking make fun of me for that?
Can I really not kill you, bro?
No, fuck you.
Are you kidding, you're joking, right, I can't-
Flame Barrier is pretty good.
I fuck with a flame barrier.
Oh my god, my deck is about to be littered with garbage!
Like, I fucking love the art for Ultimate Strike.
Don't look at gold, oh my fucking god.
I see it.
I literally see it.
Is it worth it to do 72 damage?
What is going on here, bro?
I have so many relics!
Kill it fast? Relax, I'll handle it.
Bro, I want bludgeon so bad because it's so funny.
Is he purposely playing like an idiot?
I can't see the thought process behind these plays.
Notice how I'm literally playing better than you ever would, by the way.
I have to go to the elite to get this other shop.
This boss can ligma.
Mark the order there to do it and I'll get really angry.
I'm sorry.
I'm
optimal
I have so many potions bro they can we grow up a little bit
Let's just start fucking using shit bro. I don't care man
And then, fiend fire, and cruelty, and- and you're fucking dead.
And bloodletting and fucking just pummel the fuck out of you, and you're alive?
You're alive?
You're dead?
Um.
I mean this is just so bad bro like literally what is happening to my deck
Brimstone, molly. Wait, at the start of your turn gain two strength and all enemies gain
one strength. Alert! Alert! I'm covering the relics now? My fucking fat ass head.
I guess a block
All right, well.
Shall we?
I got one more fight. Hold on.
Um.
I
Got the deck of bullshit like what
Little bit of that yeah, bro like what do we do why are you doing 23 damage? What does that mean?
Guys am I cooked
Yowch!
Night night!
All of that is going to save my life, that is going to save my life.
A copy of the third attempt?
That could?
Be big
But I need draw all right heal me up 92
Jelly draw three cards exhaust
I mean
What do we got here?
These fucking wreaths.
I guess that.
No vulnerability right now is really making me frown.
Okay, you.
You.
You.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
And... hold.
Only one bound card can be played each turn.
I think worse I think worse and there was no you fax
a pyre for sure
the way for you to come back around
oh fucking just the fact that the maxist of max wins
But my question is, like, am I insane, am I insane?
If I send that on the queen?
You can tremble on the queen and then she's vulnerable, but like 48 damage is, well, we
could make that 18 damage instead.
I wish I could use cruelty, but I can't.
So, good.
This turn sucks.
I mean am I the fucking greatest player of all time?
Architect arch enemy
Do you even know your name?
You might be the only pilot who could have lost that and yet and yet I didn't so what does that mean?
Pi is my fave. No tell me bro. I
Didn't lose though if you noticed I won. Did you see that?
you got lucky from the offering what the fuck is the offering bro just saying
anything and he's mad
He's just pissed!
Oh my god, it's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing!
It's just embarrassing.
You got lucky about a roguelike.
Uh, idiot!
What is he, stupid?
You got lucky in the yeah, like you're sorry. You're so whoever just cut that you're so fucking smart, bro
The smartest person of all time
Now to never bug you stuck here. I need to go throw my trash
God, the Slaver's wire fans just cannot come to terms with the fact that their fucking
game is too easy, and it upsets them, but I'm effortlessly ascending the tower.
I
Bro and this is my point exactly
Ascension 3 is for babies lol ascension 3 by the way lol talk to me at ascension 8 brother
You're supposed to win till 9 or 10 imo, but you are at a 3
Like I just threw out the widest net and all the little fishies just just got consumed by it
I mean I just I win the marketplace of ideas every single day
Nat 20 rage bait
Shit regent me
First three car wedges here upgraded. Yeah, yeah, I'll be taking that you don't even think twice about it
I'm kind of like in this path
That's a lot of damage, I don't like that.
Ouch!
Shit, I'm pussy.
Solar Strike, Photon Cut or Crescent Spear?
I kinda fuck with a ssssssssssss
full time cut
Nah, solar strike
Mmmmm, yep, I'll gain some max HP I guess
I'll gain some more max HP
Yeah, what's a little more?
Ah, what's one more max HP?
Just a little more
You've based so long, you've lost track of time in your mind
Okay, that's it.
That was pretty good though.
True or false?
Uh, probably could have not taken damage there, but sometimes you play fast and silly and
loose.
13 damage draw 3 cards, deal 11 damage, gain 2 stars, put this card on top of your draw pile.
At the starting turn, forge 6. Bro, I've never, I don't know, I mean I haven't played that much,
but I feel like a sword build is kinda, or a blade build is kinda fun. Or it seems fun.
Let's try it.
No.
I
Deal six damage four times draw four cards put one card from your hand top of your draw pile
So that's some shit like I that's just too hard for a guy like me I
Mean
Maybe.
One of five random cards to add to your deck will rip the leech off.
Kingly Kick.
Whenever you draw this card, reduce its cost by one.
Well, look at the art for Kingly Kick.
That was my fucking fat-ass head covering it.
Oh
We'll go back on top of the drop pile bro
Guys I'm gonna die
Do I need this? Yeah, I should still need it.
Terri will eat you for breakfast?
You're gonna make me laugh.
You're gonna make a guy like me LOL.
It's funny really.
I mean you might as well play this this turn.
Oh, you're just so fucked by the way.
It actually makes me laugh, Terri-Eel.
Any last words?
Oh, bam!
Ooh, Vambrace is pretty nice.
Big bang, draw one card, gain energy,
gain star, forge five, exhaust.
So why would you never take this?
Why would you, why would you not never take this card?
Like that's just like a max win.
And then if it's innate, if I do that,
But am I scared of this elite?
Ooh, that's bad. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I don't have any way
Yeah. I think that's worth it. Big bang. Um. Yeah.
Wait, this game is kind of fun, guys.
I wasn't paying attention.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh, Kingly Kick, save me.
Bail shot.
And then we'll weaken you again.
Replace dead slob and overwatch with this instead.
Oh my gosh, what if I became a full time?
What if I became a full time, uh, sleigh the spire player?
No.
I forgot.
I don't know if that's not happening.
Let's be serious.
Every 10th attack you play deals double damage at the end of combat game 30 gold
Three stars for two energy
Radiate deal three damage to all enemies for each
We all want you to leave Overwatch to play card games? Yes, all of us without exception.
Listen, I think you guys like to pretend that you don't like the Overwatch segments.
But you do. I think you do.
Hmm
Give me this
What
All right
Right
Relax I'll handle it
I'm just kind of scared of this. No, I'm not let's man the fuck up. Oh
Oh, right. I forgot you could be combat. Wait, I'm scared.
Are you dead this turn? You just off.
You're alive by one and I don't want to take five damage.
So, defense. What do you mean?
I wouldn't be sad if he- whatsoever if he quit Overwatch. Bro, Overwatch is a fun game, guys!
Don't we like Overwatch?
Not even playing every day, so...
Rod and Ward deal 7-4-7. I mean, this is just a better strike, no? Like,
surely you take this and try to cut a strike?
Manifest authority.
Like, what are colorless car- like, I know what they are, but like, are they really that good?
No better feeling than hitting a 5-man Junker Queen ult or a Fat Primal?
Let's just get Rotten War, I don't know bro.
Like, can we grow the fuck up?
like what you know the skulking colonies are fucking pussy
Okay, like what are these like defend rolls by the way, I'm getting like absolutely fucked
Well, I'm gonna die
Geez, maybe use a potion to gain 3 strength this turn.
And start your turn to draw 1 card and exhaust 1 card from your hand.
No this is a scape, this has to be a scape bro, this is just not how well.
Let's start the next combat upgrade, your starting hand.
At the start of the next five combats, gain two strength.
I think we just bone tea here.
Give me some bone tea, bro.
Crush under.
All enemies lose one strength, gain one health.
Cloak of stars.
Yeah. At the start of each combat, Forge 10, why didn't you tell me?
Well, I have a buggy in my nose. I picked it.
Big bank.
Oh, I have a crazy plan here, whatever you supposed to do, you gain three strengths.
Hold on.
Get in the shape.
Strength, strength.
430 6-7 wait I want the pen nib surely you have to use can we kick here
And he's fucking dunzo, bro. I'm not even gonna block your skin explosion.
Nice and pursuit for love.
FEDUS!
Yo, what's up, Snipey and Zyko and E.M.N. Ethan and Lambo?
Starting to turn, gain two stars.
Deal six damage every three skills. Put this in here.
Deal seven damage to all enemies seven times.
Seven stars.
Seven, seven, seven.
Oh, I don't try it.
I'm back.
Oh, you're asleep, of course.
Let's see here.
If you end your turn with unspent energy, gain additional energy next turn, and chain
all defense with Goopy?
Wait, what is Goopy?
This card exanes exhaust when played permanently.
Increase this card's block by one.
Did we deadlock or overwatch first?
Oh, neither.
It was actually, we did some Fortnite first.
He's all kind of stink.
Maybe Goopy.
I don't know.
I'm not really a big fan of any of those.
But Big Bang.
Strike
I'm not taking damage
Wait
Since they wait I should just do this and then do that because they'll all they'll get stronger if I do it
If you play a card this turn game one strength I
Mean it sure
Good boy, you're getting it listen buddy. I'd be careful saying things like that like you can't be thrown around
phrases like that
Oh my god, Penmib is a broken relic or what?
Royal Gamble gained nine stars exhaust
but you need five stars to begin with.
However...
Yeah.
Do I hit the shop?
Is there another shop up here?
There is.
the shop for now I think.
I think it doesn't have great reviews on steam because nerds got upset and they like
review bummed it isn't that what happened
horn cleave the service I can turn game 14 block give me something big
I mean Genesis but like it's not that good
Hammer works for sword? Yeah, but it's not gonna make the sword free.
It scales both? Yeah, I guess.
of buns Genesis I guess you you
oh maybe I should have done that first I have no block this turn you're not doing
nine damage me pussy it is what it is
Draw radiate and I'll give you my firstborn child
I didn't mean it I was trolling
It said it starts not just better to play holy bodied
I guess I should play these because they gotta like get they gotta get gooped up sorry they
gotta get gooped.
There's gotta be a way you die this turn, but I guess there isn't, so I'm taking damage.
Knockout blow.
Deal 30 damage, if this kills an enemy, gain 5 stars?
Escape me.
Ehh...
I mean...
I feel like it's too late for the chosen cheese, but...
I'll do it.
And our rest site's stuck in the next combat with additional energy, okay?
Um, I have to finally add to the shop...
Maybe like this?
I really want that rest site though.
Kate thinking?
Fuck it!
What is 7? How does 7 stars upgrade?
1 internet? I guess so.
Ah, you know what?
First time you play a power each combat game seven block.
Okay.
Okay, I cannot radiate against you unfortunately.
I just can't.
Why not?
Oh, because my fucking dick would get flattened, bro.
What do you mean, why not?
you bitch you fucking bitch play the top three cars the top of my pile yeah
And why not?
Actually kind of a max win, you know?
Wait.
And he's dead.
Shit on.
Shit on! Sorry.
My bad, I got a little too into it.
Every forgery you spend, you gain energy, so you have to play eight energies for two.
Wow, I just graduated college, yippee, and I have a job lined up, yippee-paw-ro, disco.
If I upgrade it, I think it's worth to take orbit.
Move too close to your deck, add normality.
Enchant... enter your hole. Enchant a card with perfect fig.
Whenever this would be shoveled into your draw pile place it on top
Is there a card that I always want to play I guess a kingly kick
always get smacked as references. Wait, what did I do? Gain one string, gain one dex? I
feel like my dex is getting a little big. Kind of a shopping spree, but it's fine. Big
Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
Slave model on first!
Sorry.
Pen nib? Oh my god, warm pen nib.
BOOSH!
That's a lot of damage.
And I don't have any block? Are you trolling?
I'm not really locked in, I need to lock in, I need to lock in.
Bang.
They're calling it perfect play.
Surely I have a kill here, do I not?
Are we griefing monologue listen just just accept it except as it is okay bro
Never accept the world as it appears to be.
Dare to see it for what it could be Dr. Harold Winston if I vulnerable you do you die cuz
I don't want to I don't have block yeah you would
good. I think it's worth though. I think it's worth.
region it might get bad. Relax, I'll handle it.
What do you mean I can't kill you this turn, bro?
Is that a joke?
Gotta be some sort of fucking twisted joke from the game.
The ultimate damage next turn game, too energy.
Skip me, skip me.
Um, alright, I'm a little scared.
It is the crab.
You're refreshing lemon-lime sprite, thanks to Prince of Bro and Corporate Show, thanks
to those seven months.
Potion, Big Bang, Furnace, Parry, Sovereign Blade, Venerate.
We're taking no damage, hold.
I just gout really thirsty.
What is gout?
Isn't that like a disease that like pirates would get on their foot?
What is gout?
sounds like familiar that's scurvy what is gow
We forge every game some star. Yeah, I don't want to exhaust you
Build them up acid of the feet they usually rich people get why do rich people get down? What is that?
Can I really not turn around?
Oh my god, it's my pen nip turn. I'm doing 140 to both of them!
Wow!
We'll take that.
Ouch!
Can we kick?
Is there a way I can kill both of you in the same action next turn?
No.
No.
Clam!
We win.
I win, I win, I win, I win, I win.
Dying star, ethereal, deal 9 damage to all enemies and all enemies lose 9 strength.
Huh?
Beat into shape, deal 5 damage, forge 5, we're seeking edge.
Speaking edge!
Sovereign Blade deals damage to all enemies.
Give me that.
Royal Blessings for Royal Visitors, Servants, Servus, some tea.
Is non-New P.A.P. bad with it?
5th card you play each turn is free. Enchant all cards with glam? Wait, what? This card
has replays once per combat. All cards get replayed once? Oh, card rewards. Oh shit,
Oh shit, fur coat.
Seven random combat enemies in this room have one HP.
Well, we want that elite, dad.
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
That's my path.
Get me in and say nothing.
I think it's Willy. Thanks, bro.
You.
You.
I- Why would I monologue him first?
You.
Come on, from here.
You know what we just void form here we void form void just void for me right now
I was like, you know the damage is really formed up.
You're expensive.
You're expensive.
Catch you a little weak and frail.
Alright, can we get some cards that do some stuff?
Why are you not dead?
Weak and frail like you?
Man you must have thought you were so tough dropping that one, no?
He's all seem kinda decent.
Wait, what does Gout look like?
Gout.
Images.
What the hell?
Why? Wait, wait, wait, why?
I don't know I think they're like decent but I'm not confident in any of them
Can I pummel you here
It's a disease
To the Z's
Let's go do shit
You're 30 damage Davis. I didn't mean to click it. I didn't mean to click it. I didn't mean to click it
I was looking at I'm gonna click I
And Shadow Attack with Corrupted deals 50% more damage, but you lose 2 HP.
I mean surely that just goes on 7 stars, no?
Alright, custom card. Make a power. Two strength, two dex for one energy. Curious, how many
How many powers do I have, though?
Quite a few, actually.
Curious.
Such Winston.
I wish I could play you.
Seven stars.
I wish I could, bro.
Sorry.
It's a douche.
How do you feel about losing your original fanbase?
At SuperTF.
Hold on a sec, I'm playing some Slivice Buyer right now.
second bro
a little more important my brain hurts right now hold on
Can we just goop it up this time?
Let me just goop it up a little bit.
Who did I blame for this in chat?
I'm not taking 22 damage this turn bro, it's not happening, no, it's not happening.
Why are these powers free?
Did I play, did I play, uh, did I play serious?
Honest to God, I don't remember.
I kind of forget.
69 lol
Well, like what is this shit? I know I have but like this is like the worst draw I've ever had this fight
But I know I have cards that do something so help me out here a little bit, bro
Harry plus what if we stack our Perry here hold on big bang monologue first you stupid
8. Bad signs. Falling star. Devastate the fan.
I'm trolling. My own run. I've got it.
Tricked.
It's fine.
That says... 33 damage.
Okay.
Um...
Um...
Guys, things are looking a little dire.
Bro, give me some cards, give me some fucking cards and do something, please.
I have to do this.
Unfortunately.
She's too crazy to drop on a train through the minion dive bombs.
three turns draw one card okay I'll check this shit out
wait my real thing is just kill I walk in the room and they fucking die
comment huh
I already have so many high energy or high star costs.
Things though.
Dead.
I'm sorry Gama.
Every time you play 3 attacks in a single turn, deal 3 damage or random energy.
Manifest authority?
No.
We have to rest.
I'm sorry, I know it's the bitch play, I have to rest bro.
Do you spend or gain stars, deal 3 damage to all enemies?
How much damage is that going to give me over the course of this run?
Skip.
SHOP WHAT DO YOU GOT FROM ME BROOT?
I
Mean I literally have one rest site left. Do I care about miniature 10?
But do I care?
I'm basically paying 211 dollars for one card upgrade
I'm super playing slay the spire yet the EE
Horney camper be like, I'm pitching a tent right now.
Turning Voidform non-etherial could be big.
Like if I can't play it?
Inmate Mad Science?
I think we said that.
in Genesis not Perry Genesis all of these are bound so
So we just defend 26 block with the 18 in well we have fuck yourself promise no no bad
bad boy, such a bad boy, aren't you? Dot dot dot says the queen.
Crack turn, truthfully. Truthfully a disaster's turn.
Fuck, is this still chaos? Oh my god, Max win!
Nasty, these bound cards are nasty.
I think it's a monologue, a speed potion, a cloak of stars, and a rotten war.
It's like, it's just a...
It's a kingly kick.
And then I...
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Okay, she's doing 50 damage this turn.
Oh my god, we're saved.
Woohoohoo!
I've arrived again!
The loud fool returns.
I'm neither loud nor a fool, face me.
She clocked you with the architect as a sheet?
Wait a minute.
You bad with it?
Miniature cannon, tungsten rod, white star.
The minions were sort of the murder from friend to minion
Why are you still gonna sell this bird too? I mean it seems kind of easy. I'll be honest
Why do they have all this placeholder art when Grock could generate all this in an hour?
I feel like people asking Grock to explain everything
has kind of fallen off, no?
Like I feel like I haven't seen as many people adding Grock.
Oh, it's for premium only now?
Oh.
At Grock, make super- put super into Bikini?
Okay, what if I put another on though?
What would have put another on though?
As the silent.
Is the silent fucking bad with it?
Oh, I'll take a rare card.
enemies take double damage from attacks? Interesting. Interesting. The silence
kind of hot? You know they're based on silence on me, right?
Wow if I okay I need to get and any cards that apply week I think are a
priority cloak and dagger game six block add one shiv into your hand
please
Wait, did I play the tracking card?
I did not play the tracking card.
What is your really fucking hate to see?
We'll see
Well the fact that silent rolls seven cards is kind of fucking disgusting now at the start of each combat
Because I'm not gross
Backflip oh shit deal nine damage draw one card discard one card
Okay
gain 361 gold received greed yeah yeah I'll be taking that
I TURN ALL!
of
Scenes are eternal?
Okay, father.
I mean, this is just a heartbreaker of a turn.
You know what?
Final take on damage.
Are we griefing or what is this shit?
Oh, there we go.
You cannot draw additional cards this turn,
but all cards in your hand are free to play.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Hmm.
Interesting.
We didn't knew. We didn't knew.
We didn't knew.
Ah, guys, I'm dead, by the way.
Don't know if you picked up on that. I'm just fucked.
Like, what?
3 potions?
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
We watched you play deadlock earlier, so we're pretty used to that.
I actually like rarely die in deadlock, believe it or not.
Um...
I kinda stun you this turn, which I think I'm going to...
Do...
Or am I? Wait.
No, I'm...
Looking cool Joker!
I mean, just the worst fucking card of all time, this bowl of time is, no?
Bro, give me some real cards, man!
Start of each combat, heal 2 HP.
Adrenaline, gain energy, draw 2 cards, exhaust.
I mean, surely you take Adrenaline.
Like forever and always, amen.
You can now gain strength at rest sites three times max.
Interesting.
What the fuck is a fossil stalker?
I mean, you might as well.
There's no downside to not.
I'm a SHIT I'M A BULT!
Cut.
Fold your binding, we take those.
Add three shifts to your hand, exhaust.
Yeah, you should have played dagger first, man.
Bro, have you seen me lose a run to- actually I lost the one iron clatteron.
Besides that run, have I lost tonight, bro?
I don't really know what the hell- I'm trying to get more weakness, but there's no weakness
cards that are popping up, so I feel like my deck doesn't do anything.
Grand finale!
Can only be played if there's no cars in your draw pile, deal 60 damage to all enemies.
That kind of school we know what they're doing, wait, I think I know how to do this though.
Hear me out.
I think I could do it.
But I also feel like Pendib and Akebeko are just so good.
Unfortunately for me.
I have no damage. Where are my damage dealing cards, man?
I feel like poison sucks.
This isn't a charity fuck you, bro.
Oh my god, man.
Well, I could so do grand finale bro, like you guys just fucking baited the shit out of
me.
Excuse me.
Yeah
Isn't if you try to play this game your brain would collapse into a singularity is what it is, bro
Hate to be that guy, but you you simply wouldn't know what to do in this game. It is
a guy like you
Mercury Hourglass, all your turn deal 3 damage to all enemies.
Okay, yo can I get any weakness cards?
My first card of the game is- is fucking-
Tracking! I- I don't get any weakness cards, man!
You know what, bro? Shiv me.
Why are we doing 17 damage? Oh, right. I have a vigor
Dick in them say she is say that
Um, I'd rather not take infinite damage, double your block game this turn, team block, okay well it's just gotta be you.
And I'm still gonna take damage this turn, I mean the silent is just awful.
This character is fucking awful, but she's bad with it.
So it's kind of okay.
Weakness bro give me some weed that was a morgana they fucking killed morgana
Let's get.
There's Rengar on it, full of time, because you hide this fucking well, but that's doing
22 damage, why?
Oh, Pennib and Akabeco.
I got 28 damage strike, bro.
Like, are we trolling?
Wait.
Oh, I trolled.
Yeah, I will.
That backflip? I just was- I wanted to piss people off in chat.
Can I not kill this guy on this turn?
I don't think I can.
Which makes me really upset.
I think I should ban somebody in chat for it
Like what are these turns man, I'm not thinking I'm not you're quite frankly
I'm not taking 11 damage from you bro. It's not going to happen.
Okay, tracking is the worst card on the fucking silent. Where are my weakness cards?
Like...
No joke, I don't think you've unlocked them yet
Fucking double tracking. Oh
Who's the boss soulfish? I mean if you doubted the soulfish or the worst player in the world is what it is
I mean, this game is just made by the worst company of all time, no?
Guys, alert, alert, I'm going to lose to the soul fish, ladies and gentlemen. Alert.
Yes bro turn intangible on when I have my weakness yes bro yes
Nice!
Like, what, like, what do I, like, what am I supposed to do with, like, ah...
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, I'm gonna move!
My little brother beat this guy first try, by the way.
Nobody cares about your little brother, by the way.
You're joking. You're joking. What is that? What is that? What is that?
You're joking. I'm-
I have to.
Please no no
I'm literally still alive. I'm literally alive
Dude we need some real fucking cards man
You know what's crazy? I'm one attack off of pen nab.
Not like this.
You may ignore paths when choosing the next room to travel to three times.
I have one ball drops, two relics, choose one of three rare cards to add to your- Okay, give me something good, bro.
Murder, deal one damage, deals one additional damage for each card drawn this combat.
Discard your hand next turn, attack still double damage.
It's interesting.
Shadow Meld could be good.
Shadow Sip becomes free.
Shadow Meld becomes free.
Doesn't draw a shadow melt like a boss. Oh fuck you, man
Yeah, but buried at the bottom of my fucking pile buried by my pile
And then and then now draw it on a time where he's not attacking like fuck off
Like you think like you think I I'm dumb I know that you're fucking live rigging my game devs
Pinpoints in really good
And they're welcome back
First I'm going to start each combat gain energy
Oh
We're upgrade I mean just free
I think I'm just so unlucky when it comes to draws in this game like brother why are
Like
One damage off lethal
Game block you little poison. Should I try poison bro? I feel like poison is so bad.
Like there's just no way poison could ever be good.
Kid named Noxious Fumes? I don't even know what the fuck that is, bro.
You probably don't have the good poison cards yet.
Okay, someone earlier said you probably don't have the good weakness cards yet.
So what do I have for the further side? Do I have anything? Or is she just fucking useless?
Wait, if this card is discarded before the end of your turn, play it for free.
finish me off just finish me off bro um which path I want to go here I guess
Let's go straight and a little sniff
Ten poison eight damage
I mean a free shadow meld has got to be kind of girthy. No
Guess what we're never gonna draw it by the way
You got a poison there no you got a poison there
You're breathtaking.
Gain 10 block deal 10 damage.
That seems like a nasty card.
Dash?
I'm taking that
Every other combat your card rewards gain an additional power, okay
like dude like dude dude what like hello what is that like what is this this is
What is this, what is this?
Skill potion, buddy?
Okay, let's take a skill potion.
Useless, it's just all useless.
Wait exhaust on a neutral or nightmare on a neutralize though
Hold on
Oh my
Oh yeah, I'm not taking damages turn up the side in fact
Dude no this character is terrible like you can't convince me otherwise by the way
Okay, she does nothing.
Okay, super happy 34 months when you get to chance I thought this tiktok was funny PLS
snip.
Is it funny, do you promise it's funny?
Is it worth, is it worth tapping out, you promise it's funny, you promise, right?
Okay, this is a good tiktok.
And unfortunately for you, we've seen it 5 times already.
Damage Roll Doomfist, Instant Res Mercy and more are coming to Overwatch Classics next
update Moth meta.
Jump back to 2017 with the Moth meta and relive the Wild Pass with Mercy.
this meta era mercy had a near 100% pick rate each near watches back in overwatch 2 in here so
i have a talent and i literally can burp on command like one two three
like this is just amazing i'm so talented like
like that i have a
Okay, is it okay if I touch you?
Yeah.
Is it okay if I touch you?
Okay, is it okay if I touch you?
How many fingers does a human have?
Twenty.
How?
Explain to the camera.
Show us.
Ten?
Less ten.
Less ten.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
What is this man?
What is this man?
Anyways, these cards suck.
I don't want to lose HP.
NICE! BUNCH!
Pen nib. Pen nib alert! Pen nib!
When is the Doom Scrolling Stream? Honestly, I can do it right now.
Why do I have four card rewards?
Is that the last thing candy?
Why are there four card rewards?
Wait, is this the kid named Noxus Fumes?
Kid named Noxus Fumes?
I found him!
Bro, my draw is just an atrocity, unfortunately.
Alright, 27 damage.
We're gonna have to chill a little bit, bro.
And I missed yesterday's speed. I'm just a major fuck up. Can't do anything right.
At a good one. Victory hand emoji.
No bro, it's okay. I forgive you. It's alright bro.
I clipped off. Sorry.
Listen Brownlee, sometimes it's alright. You don't let the mystery run occasion as long as it doesn't become a regular thing.
If it becomes a regular thing, it's something we have to look into.
Okay, this turn sucks.
Wait, is this- is Noxious Fume's doing it?
Is it fucking doing it?
I'M DOING IT!
Not even gonna play anything on my last turn because you're dead to Poison.
Poison is triggered one additional time.
I like his teeth.
Back in the spotter for you two hot tears, those shinies, right?
A leadstrap and additional relic transform all strikes and defends.
What is the accelerants upgrade? Okay, that's broken.
Wait what? Oh it did it automatically? Okay well whatever I guess. Assassin-y? Leg sweep?
Deadly poison, echoing slash.
So I have no block and I'm going to die.
All right.
GG.
Cool.
And I don't really fuck with any of these paths.
Unless I want to take this fucking isolated path
on the right, then I only have, I mean,
That's also the only two shops
Or three shops what
There's
This way
All right, well now I'm gonna figure out
What I'm doing with this fucking deck, if I have no block, I'm just gonna die.
I'm just going to lose.
I have zero block.
Wait.
Maybe I should have done Sly, huh?
Wait, if Fatal deal an additional card reward, the hunt?
No, can't.
Wait, that doesn't work the way I thought it did at all.
Wait, accelerant sucks!
It's good?
Are you sure?
It's literally this.
Oh, okay.
What did you take?
Bubble bath?
If they have 10 points and they take 10 and 9 damage back to back, okay, but in my mind
I was thinking it would do like 10 damage twice as opposed to like decreasing it, but
like you know what I mean?
It's one less?
Okay, but like.
You know what I mean?
At rock.
Crazy to skip the block card guys.
Can I be honest with you for a second?
I've been streaming a while on my mind's not entirely in it, I think.
Always an excuse?
Like, imagine working an actual job.
Imagining?
Now what?
What's the next step?
Ah, we need some block, bro.
Like, these blocks are terrible.
Every three times you apply poison to 11 damage to all enemies.
Fuck it, bro, we're poison-maxing.
poison maxing it is what it is
It's a one you'll be fine probably um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
Wait, this is pen nib, chill.
If I don't want to take 16 damage, I have to use the hunt and the deadly poison.
I have to.
I literally have to.
Doesn't work on minions?
You just saw that it did, Belle.
What are you talking about?
Doesn't work on minions.
You literally just saw that it did.
Why are you so confidently incorrect?
Who let you do- who-who-who?
Let me speak to your fucking- let me speak to your guardian.
from my dad this is actually the fucking little bit of everything build and what is this fucking
deck man a little bit of this a little bit of that oh thank god
I'm talking about the rewards oh not my fault we need dagger throw
guys I'm starting to think that this run is completely fucked not sure if
If anybody else is getting this feeling...
Aw.
wait this is gonna be a sick wait this is gonna be so fucking sick look at this look
at this wait okay it's not gonna be a sick as I thought
There's like a weakened god damn it.
That's so embarrassing.
Let's go cap's baby arca.
I think do I just take another dash plus bro?
Like I have no block.
Well laid plans?
actually fuck with well-made plans didn't even read it lol um
do I just keep upgrading all my poison shit or what
wait is accelerant plus good
Yeah? Okay, just asking. We don't have to question mark me, guys. We'll just ask a question here.
We'll just ask a little bit of a question. LOL.
Lox's Fiends.
Accelerant.
Bubble.
Dash.
Dash.
Here.
Alright, so how much damage are we going to be looking at here?
Three cards to retain?
These cards fucking stink.
So like, do I want to retain them?
Not really, but I will.
Wait, maybe poison is decent.
What is this decent?
Noxious use.
And me? I mean, I mean, backstab?
I did it backwards. What can you do?
Is what it is?
At least I've moved on with my lives now.
stop question work stop fucking question work
I'll be fine I'll be fine that's fine
There's got to be a way to get...
Hold on.
Bang!
Wait, hold on! There's something maybe here with this run.
And we have adrenaline. Ladies and gentlemen, we have adrenaline.
That's it.
Wongo's Mystery Box? I'll be taking that. I'll find an elite as well. I feel calm.
I mean, this turn is just disgusting. Like, this is a fucking turn made by some stinky smelly individual.
I mean snicko oil sounds, eh fuck it, what do we got, three power, yeah fuck off, yeah.
So you can slide here, okay, survivor, get rid of the haze, then accelerate me, echo
going slash me. We'll keep both because why not? Then, adrenaline me, snake bite me, noxious
you meet I fucked up it's fine
so I don't live in an apartment bro
And it is the weak to 40% less damage rather than 25.
Okay bro, how many times am I going to be offered another Noxious Fumes?
Fuck it.
And then if this fight goes well, I don't have to rest.
I said if.
I said if.
Like what is this turn, bro?
Like this feels as- but like maybe it's the right play?
I don't know.
Fine.
Fine. Use your noggin, brah. I'm actually... I actually think I know... I think I played
this game really well. I'm not gonna lie. Rage bait? Yeah, bro. Everyone online that disagrees
Usually he was rage baiting you.
They're all out to get you, man.
You are the main character.
Congrats, gang.
Upgrade all-heart, card in your hand for the rest of combat?
Better than two strength.
Skip me.
Um, who's my ulti-knowledge demon? Oh my god, it's so over for me.
Adrenaline is too good.
I will be using a blessing of the forge here actually, thanks for asking.
Yo, call me crazy? Maybe we don't adrenaline this job.
You do okay, so we're banning everybody jack. I guess
Oh, it's not one if you were yeah, sure
Actually, I take it back. This was the worst decision I made in my life. Can I please change this?
Why am I getting 70% of the damage?
Because you're vulnerable and penned in.
Wow!
Wait, you're getting fucking dominated, Pussy!
Wait, is poison broken as fuck?
Do you want two assassinates?
Is this a thing?
Surely you do, right?
Tools of the train, so you turn draw one card and discard one card
What do we got bro a little thief is snuck into my doom window. I can't see you come on out
now! Wait apotheosis? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. It's a full
art, it's a full art, it's a full art. It's a full art, it's a full art. At the start
of each combat, fill all potions... Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait. At the start of each
Fill all empty potions slots with random potions?
Wait, this game is fucking made for babies. What the hell?
So you might as well just spam...
You might as well just spam potions every fight.
Because like, what the hell? Why would you not?
I just popped energy potion for no reason, but like it doesn't matter.
Whoa!
Exactly this game is so easy you might as well get a 10 on all characters I was just
I was thinking that, bro.
Oh!
Is Sona over? No. Aren't you excited? We got a little bit more left, bro.
I mean we can get a third Noxious Fuse.
fuck it now we cut some fucking at what do I even want to cut I don't think I've
ever used anticipate. Oh tracking! You gotta go, bro. Is there another game you want to
pick up after persona
Maybe a game called slay the spire ever hear of it. I need to do at least I need to do some combats
Maybe we'll go up what I need to do four combats so one two three four perfect
I obtained the royal poison, shield a full while I'm already full, or lose 11 and obtain
a random relic.
The shovel?
So I gained a relic that lets me get other relics that I'm never gonna use.
Fuck off, yeah?
These are potions bruh.
It's too much! It's too much! I can't!
Discard them at least? Alright bro, fine, fine, fine.
You're free to play.
I'm out as well.
And then I can...
I
Stop stop stop being stressed out
Brains too small for this bro, it's too much too much
She's quite at this card
Oh, oh it was one left.
I'm so dumb, bro.
Whenever you draw a card,
you're trying to deal damage to all enemies.
Gain block equal to poison on all enemies.
Mirage, like from deadlock?
If you ever broadcast another Sona title,
there will be hell to pay.
Wait, I thought we all enjoyed the persona.
No?
Digman?
Why, so I can get the fucking worst Willik in the game?
I said Willik.
Yeah, man lucky fish this guy says dig man dig for lucky fish
fuck it snickering me what have we got bro
well they plan
base
where does it just go
base
noxious thing
yeah, yeah, yeah
actually noxious thing is made
that the glowing
yeah
Watch the 100% of it.
For what it's worth.
Yo, what's up, bro?
How's the hanging dog?
Your build's kind of chopped. It's a little bit, um...
Supra, we all love persona, right? Arda?
Look, it's, it...
I don't know how to, it's, it's an interesting build, for sure.
158 block.
Wait, why is he fucking par- Oh, I thought I was gonna get a chance to parry him.
It's a card to discard.
It don't even matter, bro.
You're dead.
You're literally fucking gonna die.
Night night!
Starting to come up with one deck, so I'm down for that.
I think my deck is actually fire, but I didn't realize it.
Strawberry!
Give me a power.
At the end of combat, upgrade a random card.
It's too late, bro.
It's too late.
It's too late.
Five years to go.
We get two, we get two combats left, maybe one depending how I go.
Peep the HP, 66 out of 77.
Um...
Yeah, I'm fighting, I'm fighting against any elite.
Maybe not you though.
BOOSH!
Um...
What is your order?
Zip it.
Let a fucking master of the other's craft work his magic, yeah?
Magic, yeah?
Nothing sly here?
Um...
Excelerant, Shadow Mound, Mirage, the Hull begins.
No doubt.
Wait, this build is fucking nasty.
Whenever you draw a card this turn, apply two poison to all enemies.
I don't draw all that many cards though, do I?
Okay, let me throw this at you.
Okay, wait, what don't you like? You don't like powers.
Okay, I just won't play any powers.
That's a power.
That's fine.
That's a skill.
You kinda counter me on the lobes.
Okay, you're gonna have to work like that.
Intangible only blocks one hit.
Alright, Rakku 1, 2, 3.
Let's do a little lesson and read in comprehension.
Read what Intangible does.
Reduce all damage taken and HP lost to 1.
THIS.
TURN!
What do you think about that one, bro?
What do you think about that one?
He said sorry already, jackass?
Okay, I'm sorry.
It can't really not kill you here. You're kind of pissing me off.
Thought it was the same as Buffer? That's okay. Scratches your scalp.
I guess I'm just eating shit this turn, unfortunately.
Nooo!
Wait, why didn't I anticipate him?
I'm stupid as hell.
Wait.
Oh well, what can you do?
Another noxious fumes, huh?
No thanks.
Um!
Sspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps.
Dig bro, it's so ass.
First time you lose HP each combat draw three cards.
Oh, it's you. I mean, these potions kind of stink.
It's fine, phase one is easy.
He also kinda counters me though, which is a real pain in the ass.
We're not going to be losing that much HP this turn, sorry bro.
Noxious Humes, deadly poison, Noxious Humes.
I don't want to take 40 damage either.
Why don't you duplicate Accelerate because I'm stupid as fuck bro, any other questions?
Yeah, so I'm not gonna be taking 40 damage turn this driver
Okay, okay, okay, you gotta relax a little bit bro. What is happening?
I'm so fucking scared.
me crazy wait are you just dead this time how much there's gotta be a way to
I'm going to get killed here, surely?
Yes, snagged by surely lethals, right?
Okay, good.
Good boy.
That's such a good boy, aren't you?
Duplicate on a dash.
Noxious fuse.
of the trade. Retain, outbreak, and survivor. Discard you. Double my block. Actually deacon
You know my block fuck a wound
Easy I
Love chat question marking reasonable plays. I know they're just so fool. It's it is what it is, bro. They're foolish. They wouldn't get it
Let's get some weakness
This is actually like the freest fight of all time.
Weak.
Bubble.
Shadow Meld.
Dash.
Deadly Poison.
Meld. Dash. Deadly poison. And uh, you're cooked bro. Wait is poison busted?
You know just to piss people off I'm gonna discard my anticipate here
before after I use my block for this iron. Just to piss some people in shadow off because I already
one. And I'm the best. What the hell, Silent doesn't even talk to him? Where did you come
from what are you after hey I'm bro she tries to jump his ass but the
architects ready the architect and the builder I wonder why she's called silent
why thought she was called silent because she's like a thief that like
sneaks up on people I thought that was it the whole point
Following cards will appear in future runs, Reflex, Master Planner, Hand Trick, a Double
on Conjure, huh?
Unlocked Event Trash Heap.
Okay.
The following cards will appear in future runs.
Inky Shibs, Inky.
This card deals two additional damage and applies one weakness.
Wait, here it comes.
Oh, fuck!
By the way, this is what I'm talking about, by the way.
Big stretch, who's a good kitty?
Me.
Um, so let's talk about bro, like if I go like earlier, like it's nice.
Greg is like I'm up earlier and like the sun's out and shit.
But then I'll just stream for fucking 11 hours until the AMs anyway.
So then I'll just eventually resort back to going live.
Late.
You know what I mean?
So end earlier bro, but like I think this is really bad
I feel like I've conditioned myself at this point to like if I am streamed before midnight
I'm not working
Like I didn't work hard enough for the day
That is true
Damn your life is over. Nothing compared to my 16 hour shift in the coal mines
Like is this called a streaming addiction or what?
It's called being unemployed, but I am employed, man!
Yo, I'm a major at the experiment and Koana, the five years bald.
Thank you bro.
Animated students, we all love persona, right?
We should roulette one life.
Zlee and Poyo and Rexy tables it's Andrei.
Tobias Harris stat line tonight? Oh who won the the Cavs game bro? Oh Cavs dicked on the Pistons.
Oh yeah now that's classic game seven Tobias. Oh and six from the field. Yeah minus 23.
Bro, I feel like the defect is my least favorite.
Too hard?
Yeah.
Yeah, he kinda is too hard.
I think I like everyone else except for the defect.
Defect is kinda OP, you think so?
Bro, okay ready?
He's literally the best character.
Defect is weak right now. Defect is the top character. Defect... like brother.
I've been like what if I did a 20-fower stream?
I'm sorry for lying. I just lied.
I am a little tired, bro.
Don't you dare? Alright, we can do one more run, but as a character I wanna play. I don't
I can't make you forget one of few rare cards add injury
Ethereum, the first card you play each turn is played an extra time?
All for one!
Sorry.
Pull all zero energy cards in your one orb slot, draw one card.
Oh, an extra orb slot is nice.
Echo form.
You basically have to play it then.
I'm just going to get the bottom.
Pick the worst option.
Do you have any fucking friends?
No, why do you ask?
Game 2 focused this turn?
Exhaust.
Putting on some optimal play equals harsh personal insult.
Oh, bro, but like what do we tell like oh my god, man
Pick the worst option. He said like
Whatever bro
You know all these roots are terrible by the way. What is this?
All these paths suck
Bro, what is this?
Transform a Strike into Overclock.
Draw two cards out of burn into my discard pile.
Okay, so we lost.
Um, Glacier?
Yeah.
I'll be taking out Glacier.
Um, Glacier? Yeah. I'll be takin' a Glacier. I'll be takin' that. Um...
Claw, increase the damage of all claw cards by 2.
I couldn't get off be freaky and get and start clawing motherfuckers.
No.
Negative.
That would be a negative.
I'm lucky.
Ouch!
I'm lucky.
Ouch!
I like how his strike is a fucking elbow.
Deal 6 damage, channel 1 frost, deal 3 damage, gain 4 block at the start of the next 2 turns,
channel 1 lightning rod.
Eh.
Do I care about lightning rod though?
I feel like that kind of sucks.
I thought that kind of sucks.
I traveled into all three Drake albums and got through like 1.5 after a certain point
I can't stand this corny ass voice and rhymes.
Okay, but why would someone release three?
I want someone to release three albums at the same time to get out of this deal.
Is that actually why?
I mean, you just gotta hit this guy, bro, like, what?
This game is made by the dumbest fucking devs of all time, they're saying.
How did what happen?
35 month reset?
Because it happened.
Let it happen.
Let it happen.
Let it happen.
Refract? Refract can't be a good fucking carbon bro.
3 energy, deal 9 damage twice, channel 2 glass.
Maybe it's good. I don't know, I'll just go on.
We are gonna smith.
Let it happen. Let it happen.
Smart.
Commander sweeping the NFC east, this is Tagre's hail.
What did he say to who?
There's a few good options here, I think.
Uh, that's not happening tomorrow.
Um, sorry.
This time it sucks.
Am I throwing if I refract here?
Cause I can kill one of them, I have no block, I just have no block man, and let's see what
this fucking refract can do.
Bitch.
Bish.
Whenever you play a power, gain energy, gain 6 block, transform all status, cards in your
hand into fuel.
Oh, so he, so he has cards that make statuses like burn and then he has cards that use those
statuses.
Uh-huh.
Up to ten blocks persists across turns? I like that.
I'm resting, don't call me a bitch.
Don't call me a bitch.
What the hell I with teeth what the hell
You're a bitch for resting right there?
My fault bro.
I just don't want to lose man.
I've been on a pretty nasty winning spree and I'd like to keep that up.
When you vote, deals damage, the end with the least HP increases damage every turn.
Slaver's Fire gameplay is perfect sweet content because I just took an unexpected two rounds.
Nice bro. Did you enjoy your nap?
Did you enjoy your little napy?
nice rest thank you bro I'm just trying my best out here you know how it is
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's the perfect turn.
Oh my god, it's the perfect turn.
It's the perfect turn. It's the perfect turn.
Eternal feather.
Thoughts of a feather, we should stick together I know.
I said I never think I was in better of a lone.
Can't change the weather, might not be forever.
Uh, and share the car with Zone.
What do I want Zone?
Maybe refract? Because then I could play something else after it? Or is that stupid?
Should be car draw only? That's kind of smart.
I kind of like the way you think, random chatter.
Shall we begin this guy thinks he's so tough. It's kind of cringe actually
He's probably just dead next turn yeah, yeah, you're cooked right
right peace out oh um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um
who might fight against the Vansum?
I didn't like the block all right fine I'll take the Echo form now
And I'll fucking upgrade it
Colorless card
Play two random cars in the drop how why not
Actually great fucking plays Wow
I think we just rip an echo form here and end my turn.
Oh
Guys don't look up whatever you do don't look up
7 damage. That's the sort of Damocles. Two end of cross-year draw pile. Dual cast. We
hit dual cast, we hit strike. Then we hit defend and strike. Wait what? Sorry huh?
I just played 3 cards. Am I dumb?
ECHO FORM!
I forgot! You guys gotta remind me!
Okay, echo form.
Okay, Echo form.
Echo form.
Echo.
Shuffle all of your cards into your draw pile, exhaust?
Huh?
Draw four cards, exhaust.
The next power you play is played in additional time.
I mean...
Dude, I need energy, guys.
I need fucking energy, bro.
That does get free.
Who we got?
Pumpkin!
Not here to annoy me? What an unusual little construct.
Tez Katara, it which feeds the fire.
Add one brightest flame to your deck.
I mean, it's gotta be bright, it's gotta be.
Wait, every time, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Gain two energy, draw two cards,
but then you lose one max HP?
The golden color you did the golden compass again
I mean it's full art bro you gotta take the full art card
gotta take the full art. Oh my god it's full art. Now, the question is do we want to use
Is it this turn? No. No, I don't think we do.
We're doing it.
We lost the max HP, it's so bad, it's the worst card in the game!
Wow
We have double echo form alert alert we have double echo form
Oh
Holy shit
Ah
Defect sucks though? I didn't say he sucked. I just had all the playin' on. Wait did I say he sucked? Maybe I did say he sucked. I don't remember.
Deal 5 damage 3 times, add a slime into your discard pile, gain 17 block, add 2 wounds.
Yeah, cuz I can yeah, yeah, yeah, I already said the vision with that one don't even sweat it bro, and shana car with perfect fit
Oh
Whenever this will be shown in a draw Paul place it on top. Do I care about anything like being played ASAP?
Not really
Yeah, just dual, I fuck with a dual cast, honestly, wrong play, wrong play, type it,
no type it, no type it.
Don't take Echo form compact huh yeah I'll be needing that back little fella I'll be needing
that back, bro.
The deafin' noise like Doc?
Why are you just dead if I do this?
Let's just be an echo chamber and coddle him by not mentioning any misplays.
I'm glad you're starting to fucking see my point of view, though.
Well, what happens if I enter deeper?
What if I reach even deeper?
The pollen is core every four turns draw two additional cars
worth question mark
Well, I have no more powers left in my deck, so that's kind of funny.
We need some defense immediately.
Oh my god, I'm gonna take 20 million damage.
Block potion! Help me!
Jeez.
Is Echo from a broken card? What's happening here, bro?
It's not, I don't ever take damage!
I'm actually like so scared to use Brightest Flame.
One HP.
Oh my god, they're using Genitive AI in Slay the Spire 2.
Oh my god.
Add a random power into your hand.
I mean that could be good, but...
my energy bro. Fuck it, sounds fun. I saw him taking it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. An upgraded
uncommon power? Yeah, I'll be taking that. If you can get a turn if you have frost, you'll
8 damage to all enemies. Whenever you play a power, gain energy. I'll be taking that.
I'll be taking that.
Oh my god, if I could do you upgrade to a mate by chance. Oh, you're already upgraded
Is there where you could add innate to the cards surely there is right?
Okay.
I'm gonna turn channel 1 to la- oh my god, there's too much going on here.
Uh.
Um.
I can't play Echo Form.
I can't, I can't.
I literally can't.
Yes, I can!
Hold on.
These are saying burning flame, brightest flame is the best part of all time.
Machine learning, modded, signal boost, um, defend, toxic, oh my god why am I taking so
much damage, what's happening, help me.
Yeah, it's a lot of new games.
Oh, what's going on guys?
I don't know what's happening. It's getting a little bit a little bit too much for me to handle.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm just I'm just fucking
How's going on bro double your energy yeah, I'll be taking that
I'll be taking that
Um
Brace
the AI goes down at price. Yeah, thanks, bro. Pussy. Shipping a bottle, huh? Bro, the roaches
These are so fucking annoying.
I don't know if I'm going to play Slither's Fire for five to six hours, there's no way
that's true.
There's no way that's real.
Have I really been doing that?
Keep focus.
What are you, pretty status?
Channel 1 random orb.
Okay.
Like how did I have 48 block that time?
How did that happen?
Have you heard of status channel 1 random orb?
Uh, deja vu?
What's happening?
I'm enjoying watching smiley face as Christyzy.
No, bro.
Appreciate that, man.
Whenever you evoke lightning, deal 6 damage to each enemy hit.
Okay, something is going on here and I don't like it at all.
What the hell is plasma?
I can sort of turn gain energy.
I don't know what's going on!
I
Modded draw to
Fuel plus
Signal boost me.
Ah-ha!
Dolly's mirror.
What would I want to copy?
Subroutine?
I think subroutine is nasty.
and then potion belt no but then I can't move a card
eh fuck it potion belt and then we can take weakness bye-bye
Um, double energy, single boost, double energy, shadow shield, lightning rod, defend, defend,
parry, pussy, how's it feel?
AI
Great AI fight through
You already said that joke yeah, but I wanted to say it again
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, they're using AI.
This is fire
Oh my god
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's going on
I'M GOING INTO THAT!
And I'm still taking damage? That doesn't fucking seem right.
Fuck yourself.
Oh, I have buffer! I have more buffer! I have creative AI! I have bulk up! I have...
I don't even know what... I'm not even reading it, I'm not even reading it, I'm just spamming it. I don't know what anything's doing.
I'm not even reading my cards, I'm just playing them!
Yo, yo, yo, I'm getting too many powers!
Does such a thing exist? Too many powers?
Does such a thing exist?
Who are you? Knowledge demon?
Take a fucking walk to the face, pussy. How's that feel?
Oh my...
10-16 is what it is. Signal boost. Wow, this is like an interesting turn for sure.
You're so weird. I'm sorry, bro. Let me calm down a little bit.
But like, do you see what's happening here?
Oh my days, lad.
Bro, I'm- it doesn't- it doesn't stop, it doesn't stop, it doesn't stop.
I'm unkillable!
I'm an unkillable fucking machine!
Well, it's not gonna be we're not gonna be playing okay. I actually start doing some damage though like this is awesome
But I need to do some damage at some point
Okay, lose one orb slot gain strength index, okay, okay, bro
game to warp slots hot fix me uh-huh you you let's let's let's draw some more
let's do you and you and you and you and you and you and I have 65 60 block
I have too many cards, it said, I should have said I had too many cards.
one less energy per turn? I can afford that because I'm getting four energy whenever I
play a power. So let's just do that and then we'll-
I
Don't look how many bombs I have
All right awesome oh more powers, huh
Construct no weapons have this tanks Camara King
Three attacks and chant them with instinct okay, well I have no
Six cards into mall it was mall do I didn't read what mall did I should read I should have read that help
No, well.
It's kinda like claw?
Fuck is that?
And then maybe a block and a block?
You'll five damage twice increase the damage of all mall cards by one
Wait, I'm gonna delete this fucking floor I
Needed attack that was literally the one thing I needed and they're full art
Oh my god. Guys, it's happening. Throw a rock at him? You shit pussy.
Am I really taking damage here, bro?
Can we like, grow up a little bit?
Oh my god, bro!
So this part too is using Genetic AI.
Wait, Maul is a broken car, no?
First time you draw status, each turn draws three.
Okay, guys, I think we're getting to the point where I have too many powers.
There's too many potions.
I do have a lot of potions.
I like you see what you see that's happening here.
Guys, we're going into it again.
How are you still alive?
That's a great question, big bro.
That's a great question, man.
I don't know how to answer it.
Ha ha ha!
Upon pick up, choose an attack or skill in your deck to enchant with royally approved
innate and retained.
I mean, you just put that on...
Attackers still not power!
I just got robbed, man!
Well, I don't want to give it a sturdy clamp, pendulum, eternal feather for toxic egg, these
all suck.
I guess Pendulum for meal ticket?
Well...
Eternal feather for...
I mean, I'm not adding anything.
Yo, this guy's a dickhead!
Oh
Kind of train you have three terms of the feet me choose a setting or face lethal humiliation here are the options
I
Did that order don't don't get out of me, please
There guys I'm not gonna kill him I don't do a lot of damage. I just do damage slowly
Wait, so what happens if I don't do this?
Lethal humiliation.
Okay, well, hold on a second.
Let's chill on that, maybe.
Greetings!
Yeah, we're shit.
Yo, Martin K, thanks for the raid bro, have a good stream, brother.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, that's legal humiliation.
Like what?
That's just a troll, no?
That's just a troll, bro.
That's just a troll, bro.
That's just a troll, no?
Every time you play three attacks in single turn, gain one strength?
They shan't attack with corrupted, I mean...
I'm gonna be just go big mode here now.
smart.
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
That's big.
Big guy. Big guy.
Let me throw a rock at your fucking piece of shit head pussy.
Oh, this is awful. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Wow, this sucks ass.
Wait, these guys counter me hard.
I have to kill the guy in the middle if I want to live.
I think I have to just go in on his ass.
I
Walter shocked
What am I dead?
Can I just get countered?
No, I should be fine actually.
Okay, okay, okay, we made it, we made it, we made it.
We'll be fine. We'll be... SORRY FINE DAMAGE!
I
Thank you that award-lacking dumbass, bro, I'm so stupid right now, but yeah.
Someone got a bit too big for this bridge so that I could stop thinking?
I mean, to be fair, I almost could stop thinking now.
Guys, do I need 26 energy?
Is that necessary?
I'm going to lose this run.
I'm going to lose this run.
Why did I play that first?
Oh my god, I'm griefing.
I'm griefing.
I might bite my bite.
We're good.
Oh my god, never punished
Quick math, I'm taking 20 something damage double block
Oh my god, we made it we made it we're good
Okay, okay, okay, we'll be fine, we'll be fine, we'll be fine.
Dodge the elite, dodge the elite!
I'm dead, help!
Wait, do the math, take in 24 damage, I have 19, then we'll get 8.
Throw a rock at somebody?
Subroutine.
Fragment fight through
Mall mall
Sub routine
Equiform, Swift Potion, Double Energy, No, Overclock, Double Energy, Iteration, Mall,
oh jeez
oh jeez
Oh
Geez
Well, I'm cooking I'm actually cut wait, it's the easiest enemy wait, maybe we have a chance
Sabruteen, why don't you single boost first you stupid fucking idiot, you hate you so much, died.
Single boost, keep fragment.
Shatter skill, lightning rod, iteration.
Where do we draw when you draw? Just the worst human being alive I am.
We're taking quite a bit of damage here. Don't like it, but it's fine. Not dead. What matters?
Double energy, double energy, double energy, echo form, glacier, modded, fight through,
Oh yeah, wait, you actually gotta die, like, right now.
Pot.
Fix.
Creative AI.
Redis flame.
I'm alive might as well pop this now subroutine fight through machine learning
Maw, Maw, dual cast, enter.
Glacier, pot fix, you already have enough block.
but it doesn't matter so we'll enter and more 60 block losing our slot game 2
strength 2 decks
Hold on.
Do I-
and
You'll... mall... mall...
Defend.
Take no damage.
Sound too dark.
Then you turn and vote your leftmost word.
I'm gonna die.
Mall.
Drop.
Artix.
Mall.
Mall.
And I went
Smart pay by the beef with sneaky your back didn't I dismantle you fix you fix your friend ridiculous
You almost threw a we had a God deck and who do you think crafted this God deck bro?
He looks through? Do you have 3 damage for each energy previously spent this turn? That
would have gone crazy. Exhaust the card next turn, gain energy, gain energy, out of void
I didn't get your discord power
Damn, I'm fucking powerful
Alright, that's a good 12 hour sesh from me
That's a good 12 hour sesh
Yo, mind you, there's the prime stuff bro, Luckimer and RJ, thanks to the 2 months bro
Alright y'all, thanks for watching.
I'm leaving now.
Thanks for watching.
Yo, that makes me fucking good stuff bro.
Ties you that chair so you can't leave.
Careful now, bro
Guys I lied I'm not doing a 24-hour stream. Actually did I even say I was gonna do one? I don't even know if I said that
I'll probably be live tomorrow, I think.
Um, yeah, all right, peace out everyone.
Have a good one.
Have a good night, super.
You too, bro.
Dude, why am I fucking sitting like this?
Can we sit up and show some fucking class and honor for your stream, bro?
be a professional
Alright, I'm out. Thanks for watching guys