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The Architect and The Builder. They arrive calmly from their escalator with a sense of purpose.
05-26-2026 · 7h 27m
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I like the title a bugger that the
The architect and the builder.
Wait, architect?
Slay the Spire 2 reference?
Hold on.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Smart, eat it up.
Slay the Spire today?
There might be.
Might be some Slay the Spire later, we'll see.
Dude, dude, dude, there's a little smudge
in the fucking corner of my glasses,
above the modes thing.
And it pisses me off hard to clean
But what I mean, I think I got it though
You know everybody feel pledging brandy's Lee simplicity flame make Colby Jack what up y'all
What up everyone
I
Mean it guys I slept great last night for once I
Woke up and I actually didn't feel tired still
Hello handsome I didn't oh sorry to hear that bro I
I hope you get better sleep tonight, bro.
I'm feeling pretty good.
And pausey vibes.
Bro has a billion dollars and can't sleep.
What does that even mean bro? Also, I don't have a billion dollars.
Smart.
Faults.
Boo boo.
Yo what up, Ethan, nice to have two more primes.
Buuuuh.
Do you have any points for the 007 game?
Uh, yeah, I think I'll play that game.
Smart.
I think I would play that
But it but I
Mean I love hitman bro. I kind of want to play hitman and at some point. I don't know hey
Freelancer is kind of fucking fun
That is a fun game
smart but it's also kind of hard and I forget my I forget all the tricks
so we'll see so reason they got prams up keep this level on prime putting
things that prams up what up y'all wow I got six months no man you have to put
You have to put a space in between the Aga and the period man.
You did it three times.
Oh my god.
We suffered through personality. You owe all the non-version chatters a hit man.
Yo, Jail like the 18 month Seraph thinks the 20 month's hiding and Saturn?
What up y'all?
You see the Tech of 8 character reveal?
I did.
We saw that yesterday.
We saw that yesterday.
Ujiro Hanma.
Every clip I've seen from that anime, it just looks so stupid.
Wait, how many fucking likes did this shit get?
Wait a minute.
Wait.
Is Tekken back?
Hold on.
Hold up.
Yujiro Hanma is gonna save Tekken.
The fuck is Yujiro supposed to do
when Kuma pulls up with the fish missile?
Well, I read, I think I saw this on Twitter today.
Someone said that in Bakki,
the character Bakki was like shadow boxing.
Yujiro Hanma, and it like was so intense
Instead it caused like earthquakes to ripple throughout the street or something like I hope that even means to be honest
but I
Don't know what that even means
But that's chill
You're making this up?
I don't think I am unless the person that tweeted it made it up, I almost said the chatter.
Let the person that tweeted it made it up.
This shit's so funny.
Is this the shadow box?
versus usual Hanuma shadow fight scene this shit is so funny please tell me
you've seen this I can see that but I assume this is it
I can see that but I assume this is it
I can see that but I assume this is it
I can see that but I assume this is it
Like what, bro?
And he lost to a shadow?
Yeah, we saw this yesterday come outside bitch at money 23 green watch your mouth before
Before I crush those dirty ass kids in your banner.
What the hell?
Is this guy a psychopath?
Shit.
You think Trump and Elon are excited for Ujiro in Tekken 8?
Probably not.
Probably not.
Probably not. Yo, what's up, KT? Thanks for 19 on Prime Sub.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Do you guys think they're gonna make it like, um,
like the one punch man fighting game?
Well, because like he's never lost a fight, right? And in the one punch man fighting game, if you
like reduce Saitama's health to zero, he doesn't like get knocked down or anything
he just leaves the fight.
That doesn't make sense in Tekken, I mean I agree, but I wonder if they would do
something like that.
You drew after a loss around just sits up and says not bad. Yeah, maybe I mean, I don't know
They might just not they might not do anything special, but
Was another thing in like a Mortal Kombat game too, um
With Kratos
They added Kratos, but like you don't actually kill him or something like that. Oh
Kratos does die
He can die he just wasn't on the show fear. Oh, I see
Yo, come on next I think for months
Why should I say 20 bits?
For me, that's the King of New York, you for me?
Oh my lord.
What does it even mean?
You're out in a crunch of agate cheese.
Hold the dick in balls, bro.
Hold the dick in balls?
Fuck, does that even mean, man?
Street Fighter 6, Sigat, Viper, Alex, Ingrid.
Outfit 3 showcase.
Holy.
Oh my god, Sigat is massive.
Oh
It's the cousin fucker
The hell turns into a Samus ball?
What was that?
Pretty cool.
Kittie-ku.
I am once again asking you to get Junker Queen moved to the Bruiser Subroll.
I know you have the power to make it happen, bro.
I don't have any kind of fucking power, man.
We are all excited for which hat to tell you a to win anime of the year.
Wait, Kawakami VA is the same as C Viper? I didn't even, I wasn't even listening for that.
I didn't know that.
BAM BAM BAM!
smart bro I can only hear fucking
so Joe for Paul now though like that is
crazy
ah you're back
strongest in the universe for the three
years and it's mark mark up and teams
and Mika's cafe into the four years
appreciate it. We are all excited for which had Atelier to win anime of the year. Is this
the fuck ass game slash anime slash franchise that had the stupid collab with Tekken? No?
It was a different Atelier, wasn't it?
Something Tekken Atelier...
Atelierumia, that's what it is.
I knew it wasn't Atelier.
Anyways, I don't really gaff about this.
Sorry, bro.
Deadlock patch? Alarm? Wait, just now?
Smart. That's what I'm looking for.
Oh my god, wait, actually, the fucking forms are down.
Holy fuck.
Oops. Almost forgot the sale was today.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Wait, who was that? Is that Ryuji? What the hell?
No, I hear them all now
Yeah, he doesn't like
He doesn't actually lose fights. He just like
Check discord did he posted in discord big why oh my god even though wait wait here we go
Alarm alarm earn drop point is moved from the above bridge in the mid lane to under the
bridge in side lane.
Earn timer extension with contested increased.
Earn deposit timers for favorite neutral unfavorite increase from 3,5,10 to 5,10,15.
Comeback bullet and spirit resist aura is reduced.
One pick up spot is now where the old comeback drop up spots were for when your team is behind.
Oh okay, so it spawns near your base now if you're behind.
Earnrunner no longer has sprint disabled, Earnrunner now has max sprint acceleration, Earnrunner
gains plus 2 meter sprint, plus 1 stamina, plus 10% dash distance, and plus 50% stamina
regen.
for the team that is behind now gains an extra plus four meter sprint earn collision radius increased
various smaller earn holding timers and variables adjusted to account for a new location.
I think these are all good changes.
I think.
like. Under the bridge is wacky. No, I think it's good because above the bridge is like
anything. Like some characters would just got drastically better because of like the
the a-wheel in the air, like 7, McGinnis, Lashall even,
like they were just disproportionately better
because of how, you know what I mean?
But if it's under, it's like a lot harder to do that.
Pretty good though, I think.
I don't know how I feel about it spawning,
like at the old drop-off spots,
That might be a little weird.
Um...
Hmm.
We'll see.
I also think like this, like the earnerunner getting all this stuff might be unnecessary, honestly.
Like, I think they could have just done these two things and it would have been better.
But now them getting like all this extra stuff might be a bit much
We'll see no
Super cozy and it's kill me softly damn tree. Thanks for 60 months. What is this at vol looking? What is this?
Why is this guy shirtless?
Why are they both getting shirtless?
What are they doing brother?
They got paid to take off their shirts?
Belly drum ain't that like a band move belly drum
Wow, but why did you add bowl for this I don't get it
Do do do do do
Bum yum yum yum yum yum
Yeah
This earn is too fast bro
What is this well, this is now all this is actually now all the urn I
Should know this is still the same. Yeah, bro. The urn is so looking at fucking move, bro
Okay, but they're actually stupid. I'm pretty sure the urn in this case is unpick-up-able if I'm not mistaken
So they're all dumb, but that's fine
What up big ass y'all I'm feeling great today, I think
um
I
Slept well last night. I
I have, I just, I feel, I feel good, bro.
Getting good sleep is actually like maybe the most important
thing you can do to better your day to day well being
in life, I think.
Just now finding this out at 26 years old.
Don't know if anybody else picked up on this little trick.
You look chopped today.
I would disagree, actually.
Oh
Back
Dude, I know if that was like a superpower I could have to get like eight hours of uninterrupted
Good quality sleep every single day. Oh my fucking God, bro
That would be so good
That's called Xanax?
Does Xanax help you? I mean, I guess.
What about the gym?
People say the gym, it helps with that.
I don't know if I believe it though.
I don't know if I buy that.
does not for me but good for those that it does
you know democaine thinks it's seven months
you do like everything possible to get shitty sleep it's impressive what do
you mean bro
you know as your fireworks keep going off by the way near where you are for
Memorial Day
Those are gunshots? No, they're definitely fireworks, bro.
Off my mask. Ah, you're back.
Ear clocks!
versus Lance?
Super Wave.
It's a tough one.
Boomerang scales pretty well.
But Lance, like.
I feel like Lance's.
Invulnerability might overlap with like the Boomerang.
Let's go Lance.
I don't know.
There's a hard one.
Who will?
Lance's invulnerability might.
Overlap with Boomerang's throws a little bit,
so maybe he can like survive.
Like, right there!
Can you waste it a fucking sh-
Bro.
Can you aim?
Holy fuck, you're so bad.
Ooh, nice hit!
Ooh!
No!
The double?!
Wait, Boomerang got fucking fried in this one.
No, no.
Boomerang vs Lance.
Who will win?
Wait, that was great.
Let me get an instant refill on that shit.
Hits him, gets knocked up, and pales him again.
Oh my god, that was nasty.
Where's Boomerang at? Oh, Boomerang's at 50. Lance is a little bit above 50. Oh, interesting.
Let's do it doing strings. I was kind of fucking nasty with it. Bring back slanny bro slanny
It's slaying I'd be banned from the league. I don't know, bro
Where is speedy speedy is boring like speedy literally all speedy doesn't just gain speed
It's just a worse unarmed basically like there's no reason for speedy to exist
It is what it is
bring back slammy no you don't want to see slammy bro your goat is at 20 dude
acts has the potential to be literally any single ball that's not a joke by the
way. Axe literally has the potential to beat every single weapon ball. Axe is
Justin Herbert. No. Even orbital. I like it. If Axe just spaces properly and gets
It's like 10 crits in a row, even orbital.
This is what it is, man.
If Brani hits all his shots, he's better than LeBron.
You guys don't understand.
You guys don't see what I see in X.
You guys don't see what I see in X.
Um, uh, bbbb, bbbb, bbbb, bbbb, bbbb, bbbb.
That's what it is.
Bro, they should make two ear clacks a day.
Fuck.
I guess they would, like, lose its charm though, no?
If they made, like, more than one a day.
It's time for MGS5 for Variety.
Skip 4.
No one likes 4.
Kojima Fraud here at During 4.
He was on Twitter asking for feat pictures during falls development not a real game
Five is the game guys. Can we play Metal Gear Solid 4 next variety actually?
Just to make that don't upset I'm gonna be playing four and now I'm never gonna play five I think
Can't wait for the movie at the end.
Okay, people say that, but like bro.
At the end of The Casino Palace in Persona 5 is literally like an hour and a half of
no gameplay.
So.
You know.
Like you go from the interrogation room back to the blonde and there's just no, there's
just no gameplay, bro.
I do think that's the best part of the game though, for what it's worth, so.
Like the end of the casino palace, that whole segment.
When it comes full circle, holy chills.
Scrub King, I just got 60 month prime, Panda Warf, thanks for 40 months.
Babooda, thanks for 11 months.
You should try this?
Uh oh, Instagram reel.
This is what I mean when I say I need a break, take a break.
When I was a kid, I used to go to my cousin's house and we would go to, we would go to Penny
Pack Park and we would let, there's like a little area, there's like a creek that runs
through it and there would used to be this big ass fucking rock in the middle of the
creek that you could like skip over to through like these other smaller rocks in the water.
Used to be fun as hell bro when I was a kid.
Thank you for sharing and no problem bro, I thought you guys might be interested.
Metal Gear Solid 4 done to the Patriots ending final cutscene.
About 1 hour 21 minutes 34 seconds, let's get to it shall we?
SPOILERS!
I'm not usually the one to write for the Internet.
Wait, is this out?
New fears of Adam?
I was watching your old fears and I wanted to watch this until you hear something familiar.
I wish the last song would be out of tune.
Guess the game from one second of music.
Let me lock in.
Street Fighter.
One second flip twice
Number one
Tetris Tetris Tetris Tetris
It's Tetris Braille everybody knows this
Sonic the Hedgehog, bro. Let's not come on. Let's make this a little bit harder. Okay?
Green Hill Zone, specifically.
It's Halo, bro, c'mon.
Alright, let's give it a head a little bit.
Go back, it's too hard, it's too hard, go back.
Oh, I just pissed some people off.
I played this game too, I don't remember the title theme though.
Bum bum bum bum.
Ba da da daa.
Ba da da da da da daa.
Donkey Kong Country Returns 2 Underwater Ambience.
Aquatic Ambience, fuck you.
Oh it's just the first one on Sofucking Ass.
I was close enough.
I got it.
Close enough, bro.
OK, if you don't know this, you're trolling.
It's got a war.
I have no idea.
Fake.
Nobody's playing this game.
POKENATMOOOOOOL!!
TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN
BOOM!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
It's Megaman, it's Dr. Wyland's Castle.
By the way...
Somethings don't feel like one second.
Yeah I've heard this one a couple times.
TF2 title theme, I've heard that one a couple times.
There's a few title themes, by the way, if you guys didn't know that.
What the fuck? Who's he? Who's shining their shoes?
Metroid Prime?
It's not called battle it's called last surprise oh they have it up there never mind didn't
see that coming.
But these are so easy man, most of them.
It is approaching.
Is this just your playlist?
It's getting there now.
Alright, my fault.
I said I spoke too soon.
Bro, I don't know what it is, and this is like some phenomenon that I've read about before.
Oh, Chrono Trigger, and they didn't play it again here.
The second play always seems shorter than the first one.
Am I crazy?
Oh, uh, Uncharted.
Slime is right if it's not in the game, you don't know shit about music.
Literally wrong by the way.
It's alternate, it's alternate.
This song is so goofy, bro.
Okay. Come on. This is a fucking- What is this?
Quiz made for babies?
Oh
Sefiros
Pagman!
How's the five head?
Pagman!
I
Sounds weird not hear them fucking
Damn big shadow by fire link
Have I heard this?
I knew I heard it!
I knew I did!
Just wasn't exactly memorable enough to stay some I did.
Resident Evil!
Which one for duck tails duck tails duck tails duck tails duck tails
Oh, is there some bullshit like Assassin's Creed Black Flag or something like that?
Close enough.
What the hell, Banjo-Kazooie?
I don't know.
Sounded like it could be in Banjo-Kazooie.
Go-Hoo!
Go-Hoo!
Okay easy black ops zombies
Poochier makes the voice of one prime, Tucker makes the door of one prime, chaos makes the
prime self-banana film makes that tier one, 24 months, excuse me, tier one.
Mr. Delissi, batten down the hatches.
The nicks are up 20 at halftime.
Yeah, bro, the calves are ass.
Rip and rip all the unusual seismic activity
to the geological survey.
Chat someone post up in the crowds with the stream.
Superfist.
The calves are freaking ass.
Smart.
Trash payments and chaos, banana phone,
Tucker, Poochia, thanks guys, Thriller,
thanks for the seven month prime.
How did you get that name Thriller?
Oh, you're a 2008 account?
Yeah, that makes sense, bro.
Bro, a lot of old accounts recently I've stumbled across, huh?
Smart.
2008?
Bro, there was a motherfucker who had the 2006 account.
The other day, that was crazy.
Yo, mesh fish, thanks for that 90 months, bro.
Please.
Dana, 26 by 61 prime sub.
Was it maybe it was 2007, 2006?
I don't remember.
Type of mindset we're all on this summer?
You realize I'm not my father.
I'm my own man.
Fine, I guess you are my little pouch, man.
Come here, come here.
Here they, hope you're doing good.
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good drifting.
This is a 30 from a tier 3 sub bro. I'm not afraid to fight for what I have to earn it
You know I'll prove my music expertise
Since we were talking
2008 648 million views very hard
I mean I feel like I should know if it's that many views 2008
What would it be
I got nothing off the German bass.
Would this be a gritty goose-hyped train?
Why is it automatically playing now? It's kind of pissing me off. Band will fix this.
In
just a small fan, love you a little.
Hey thanks bro!
I have no idea what this is by the way.
I have no fucking clue what this is.
What if I was a guy?
What if I was a guy?
What if a boy, if I were a boy.
Oh weird, song wasn't in persona and you don't know it.
Alright you know what, I hate songless but I have to fucking cry.
I have to lock in.
I fucking hate this website, but I got to lock in here.
The hell?
Smart.
Okay, we're never playing solos again.
I mean, no one's heard of this song is what it is
Is it that song?
I don't know any of the lyrics or the name or who made it, but I know it, maybe.
I know one of those, one of the words is spotlight.
If it is this song, the spotlight.
Is it this song or am I just completely off base?
I think I'm right.
I don't know.
It is this song! Go back!
What is it called?
I fucking knew it, man!
I knew this song. I just didn't know the name or the lyrics or who made it or anything
But I know this song. It's actually a good song. Hold on
Next song
I just stole I just know that smart big if true
Don't trust smart
God damn it man.
Like bro, it's not even my fault bro.
Let me in the spotlight, losing my religion.
You gonna shave?
Yes, sir.
This song is good.
I just didn't know the name or who made it or any of the lyrics, but that's fine
Our super super heroes and I generated literally no literally no
Yo, sugar names, 6.5, get the subs, bro.
Names, like the 461 Prime, beautiful Elegy, and Mr. Cinders, and Nikki.
Rhett and I, they get the Prime, so Eddie, they get the 200 bits, Master of Realm,
and they get that 10-munch, Homeless King.
Thanks to Full Moon Prime, we're not playing Apex today, sorry, bro.
Zeshi, Katauden, Rika Wiko, Skizet, Convex Chain, Rainy Mood, Sivance, Mamo, Leigh,
Okay, a Rwetti mixed at 200 bits, I will not be buying you court side tickets for the
next, considering they're like $100,000.
But thank you, bro.
Polite mixed for the 30 month prime as well.
That's me in the spot.
God, bro.
I'm reek
Okay, what about connections though cap a lid
Blash wait lash shred
Cap a lid
Brow eyebrow eyelash eyeball I
I
Lid
Yeah
See ya
Wow a pin
A shirt Tia see ya a cap wit
Jot
Shred Scrap LOL, LOL, Sia, Cap, No, maybe it's, maybe it's, uh, Acronyms, Laughing Out Loud,
Automated Teller Machine
Personal Identification Number
Smart.
Which of these are fucking
Accordance?
Jot? Tia?
see a cap okay I don't think it's cap I'm like trying to think what any these
could be no one has ever typed CYA as call you after by the way if this is
the acronym I'm gonna be really upset his brain cells for this totally talking
in a just out of time no no no no
I mean, there's just no way, right?
What a way?
Shred scrap sticker.
Maybe it's like, maybe it's this, and it's like, texting.
Wait, what?
This is one-way now?
No, what's in there?
What?
Wicked.
My head hurts.
Hey, suit today is my birthday can you say aga for me on your tail?
I'm done.
A sticker?
A tick.
A tick.
Red.
Rap.
RAP.
I'm so fucking fried.
This was one away. This was one away. This was not one away.
What does that even mean?
This was one away. This was one away. This was not one away.
Jesus.
Who said that?
So is it these three?
And then something else?
It's kind of pissing me off.
A cap, a shirt, a pin.
And things that you put on.
And a sticker.
Jock?
I don't even remember what I did at this point.
Scrap, wit, scrap, shred, wit, and jot.
Paper, scrap paper, shred paper, jot paper, and witt paper?
That's what I said.
What the fuck is this?
Literally, nobody has ever!
What is TIA?
No, we gotta have a talk.
This is bullshit.
Thanks in advance.
I'm gonna send a strongly worded email to the New York Times Games Committee.
No one has ever said this.
Okay, wit for a tiny bit, by the way.
Look, okay, a scrap, a shred, a wit, or a jot.
Like if you jot something down, I guess, but what is wit?
The entire tristate area is unsafe BTW.
Fuck your doors, brother.
I'm very upset at that connections, that I want to ban somebody.
Yo, softpink shoes ain't said 2 inch bids, I'm sorry, do you like me 2 links in the same fucking...
Are you insane?
two lakes hey super we're gonna need you to come to work this weekend
tia tia and next Ray Koop, uh, Sivach and 10-Hop, 6-20-minutes, Squishy Days, 64 months, Zanth Cat, Yawee Saturday, Tile, Tai Tee, Tiltalus, 6-30-minutes,
Yeah, I can't think of anything else, not sure there's a 3-1 prime.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Sorry for what?
If you search TIA text abbreviation on Google,
the only source that says thanks in advance is a Facebook post from two years ago.
January 23rd 2024 the wiki howl from 20 yeah this is fake as fuck bro this is fake as fuck
Why don't they make a Resident Evil game every year?
Thoughts on that?
Give them an infinite budget.
Thanks in advance!
So fucking fake, by the way.
I don't know yet. I got some I got a burger and hot dog later.
Mighty Doze. I don't know. I might I might play the spire later. We'll see.
I do fuck with the spire
She let a tournament for slow this by where he made no decisions himself
I what I saw like a few minutes and every single time they they just they
They exited a combat he would just list his card awards and the guy would say skip or
Or get it
They would tell him to skip or pick it up
Sounds boring
I mean, how do I sign this player, I don't know.
Unkis tweaking.
Thank God she didn't overreact.
Hey, that's my dog, you heard?
Damn!
Yo, chill, Mahal!
Beat her, papa, pick the pepper!
Hey, that's my dog, you heard?
What?
Damn!
Yo chill out. Why does he scream like that?
PewDiePie, pewdiepie, pewdiepie, pewdiepie
AHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHH
What is this gift?
What's that?
Smart.
New 007 game tomorrow.
Bruh, I thought it was Wednesday.
What would that be bro?
Are instillings ever good though?
Or are you just pretending?
Who's the better Nick all time?
Drake Bell or Josh Peck?
Bell, gotta go with Bell.
What's your favorite Drake Bell highlight of all time?
Yeah, he scored one more than 25,
so he scored it for a high 25.
Are you a diehard Nick's man?
Of course.
Who's a better Nick all time?
Darren Walkins Jr. or Judas Gordes?
Uh, Darren Walkins Jr.
What do you like about Walkins?
Uh, because he's a great playmaker.
He's a great playmaker.
He gave me defensive transition.
W speed.
You talk about any movie?
Not true by the way.
Not true by the way.
Who's the main villain of the first LEGO movie?
I didn't watch the fucking Lego movie, bro.
Who's the better shooter?
Clint Stevens or Matt Delisi?
We all think Matt Delisi, by the way.
Oh!
Oh, it's all two guys.
I got a pen.
Can you add this to the queue?
It is an MJ type of Samuraga.
Michael Jackson.
What was the last thing you played Tekken to?
A few days ago.
Can you collab with the bird peanut?
He's playing CS right now.
What is this?
The switchup is jarring and hilarious.
Hearing her pronounce Snoop Dogg in a fully American accent in the middle of a fluent
Japanese conversation is killing me.
It was a year-end song.
She was a really cool artist.
She was a really cool person.
She was a hip-hop artist.
She was like, this is it.
She was a rock artist.
She made rock albums by herself.
At that time, I was in the studio.
So I was taken to the studio after school.
I had dinner at the studio.
I slept.
I was woke up.
I was told to sing here.
That's how it is.
I sing and sing while I'm embarrassed.
I'm half in the studio.
Wow.
That's how I got into Tokyo.
When I came back to Tokyo, my mother was like,
Black music.
I woke up and didn't know where I was from.
But when I noticed, I was a Dr. Drey.
I was a Dr. Drey.
Oh, that's awesome. I need a pee!
I love the song.
I was in front of the CD deck and I kept on writing.
I was invited to the hip hop dance class.
Oh, your mother?
Yes, my mother.
She said she was a thick kick and a tight snare.
I saw that.
I was like, oh, really.
Rap and hip hop are from my mother's Fuji Geiko.
Awesome.
I need a pee.
Not tell me that things you know about me don't matter me, I ain't got a thing.
I got a pee!
Go piss? Okay!
not blue screen has donated eight hundred thousand dollars
I
Panic that too soft pink choosing that 20 bits a Haru on the wheel
Says not Bruce Green has donated eight hundred thousand dollars. I don't think so
You earn shade you I saw it I saw it I
I saw it what is this
Well who hasn't seen this video?
Did we watch this while I was playing persona?
Read patch notes already did that bro
I'm the man!
In the sea, I'm the man!
To touch the man!
I'm the man!
I'm the man!
Coming to you, you're my surprise!
More Ghana!
We fuck with Morgana or what?
got it. Fucking drifter bro. What's this? Ong still got it. Pink again. Dungeon Elk.
Just not ten.
Hey, Super.
What's up, giant axe?
Negative.
Super love.
Smart.
42 months.
Wow.
How's it hanging?
And it's a Wookie Borger.
That's a 42 months.
Appreciate it.
Pocket's wife.
That's 30 months.
Just say you're not mechanically gifted.
Well, you should have seen me on shit yesterday. I was kind of moving
There's a lot of scary things out there kid. I'm just scared
That's a golden Kappa right there well the numbers don't lie
I liked how that guy in my game yesterday when he was like go yellow walker and I was
like yes sir and he goes of course why did he hit that what was that about?
This game makes me want to kill myself, don't kill yourself, bro.
Just take a break if you're not having fun.
I was playing 4s and 6s and they always have Dracula on it, I know, bro, people have been
saying that.
Can we queue up the Spangalp, Alex Saga?
Banger Dracula. Yeah, I got you, bro. I
Got you, bro
Wait, that actually put on the Jenny remix I did. Oh fuck
Yeah, whatever we'll listen to the Jenny remix
Why not?
I'm gonna kill Michael Jackson as well
Fucking Jenny
This is who the fuck is Jenny Jenny from Blackpink
How does it earn feel they just updated it like an hour ago so I haven't played yet
Get it.
Run back, Lee.
Come on.
Now run back.
Come on.
Come on.
All right, Rodney.
Your stream has turned me from someone
who was neutral to positive on Tame Impala
to hating his music.
So thanks for that.
Your name is ChudGPT, bro.
Can't say I'm too concerned.
Also, you're basically just saying
that I control your day-to-day thoughts.
Is essentially what you just said.
Smart.
I got to solve it, Rick.
Say nothing.
They're gonna die slowly.
Is it the new spectacular?
It's just this part I just don't like.
Smart.
If we're killing Michael tonight, please cue this game.
Oh, Michael, you know him like that?
I hope it's super hates when women speak no actually when a woman speaks I listen can
Can I get an amen?
Fuck I suck.
Run from the sun I can't do that.
First time I tried a still no game dog shit game.
Oh yeah check this out.
Okay who's looking these sneaky snitch by Kevin Mclaude.
Also I got a game, told you.
Role-player and Mark Smaggle on my team, huh?
Alarm, Dynamo?
Paul's at you?
The hell was fucking Dynamo?
My favorite Microsomba?
That's pretty good.
My favorite Michael song like the somber it's pretty good
Why does it drift or rendu so much well it shouldn't be doing any more damage now
But it does more damage if you max it because it scales off. It does heavy melee damage now
Yeah, I'm gonna tell them on HP, I see it.
Okay, there's dynamo, keep trying to fucking aim you.
Thrust me under the veil, this is not working.
Oh!
My fault.
How are you getting parried?
Hello?
My back?
What happened?
Yeah, I'm high enough.
Lively, lively.
I don't need to get some money to heal.
Shit!
Stalker's Mark.
Stalker's Mark!
I was born in March the 28th day fuck-ass minion
I'm gonna go steal their subway, I think.
Maybe even hit a freaking gank on green.
They're looking at her.
Or at least she wins.
I'm here green.
I see when I get active
No, I missed
You're one
I'm tired of shooting you
Fuck
Save that wave mr. Schmagel
I
Using fucking stalkers mark the TP is so fun. Yeah
Would you play some Billy um, I think Billy I think I played 12 games
I'm building I'd want 11 of them. I don't know what that means
Do I know what that means?
Carried 11 games I carried or got carried two different meanings
Both wave alarm!
On there!
way better than a silo me
huh
Arkham City
Yeah, it was Arkham City is pretty good. I mean how come a silo is just like whatever to me honestly, okay? It was like fine. I guess
I don't know, maybe I gotta check out other ones. I don't know
Yo, maybe a dumb question, can Paradox ult if she is movement silenced?
No?
What didn't you like about it, Arkham Asylum?
It was almost like it's a bad game. I just thought it was like okay. I mean I know it's like a little older
So maybe that's part of the reason but
There goes one
I thought it was gonna come out of there if you really felt met about asylum I don't
I don't think you would fuck with city.
Really?
Warden's here.
Warden!
In a few seconds!
How I see paradox
Shit on pussy. No, what is he doing man?
I got most you almost coming to the
He's going, he's going!
Huge!
These stacks are stacking!
All the stacks are stacking, stacking!
Prrrr, prrrr, prrrr!
Good night!
Probably go...
The yellow one's coming.
We can kill the slash probably.
Yeah.
I see Lesh.
Oh, so bad.
I hear it.
Hey!
You didn't see that?
Yeah, I'm out of, I'm out of.
That's a nice gun.
20 if you get a hundred stacks this game kind of upset about these stupid fucking
Ray folks bro it's so hard to get a hundred stacks but we made me agree I
altered her and she goes fucking down the stairs and we can't be planning
about Rachel being a buggy
When you re-grabberating with Vranos gaming ever?
Bum bum bum!
Um...
I don't... I don't know.
I need some help.
I don't think so. I don't... I don't... I don't know.
Do some damage.
Did this bro know me?
I got a dumb buff.
Oh yeah, new urn!
New urn!
I gotta go on a hike to get over there again.
Can I just do it?
I
Producers dad I kind of want to go for it
Oh, Jesus. They're all in the way. Dynamo's 1-2. They got hurt!
Wait, my team trod.
It's alright. Viscous will take green.
They're in our doubles.
Wait, did all of us punch the dynamo?
Yeah, at some point, yes.
Well, everyone but me, of course.
I
Mean that's just like my team. I don't think that was a bad fight for us at all
Honestly, I think we could have we should have won that easily, but like we just didn't I don't know no one do anything
Like you have a lot more time to fight with the air now with the new changes today
instead of like spam punching and parrying so
I think you have to get used to that
She has slow attacks.
You know what bro?
I might go get the spell magic next item.
Or Warpstone.
Is Warpstone better against Hazel?
I don't know.
What if I buy the spell magic and Warpstone?
No, they're both one.
Dude, nobody's dying.
They're all so low.
They're all at one.
I don't know, the spell magic or the other one?
I don't know.
This map looks like King's Row, um, negative.
I think negative.
Let's kill uh, let's kill one, let's kill one, let's kill one first.
It's pretty blue.
No home.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Dude! The power's on! Where were you?
I can't walk through a fucking hazel.
It only targets one person.
Oh
Everyone's saying just have TP guys I got slowing hacks and I'll use my dispel magic on the freaking ruling cage guys
He's so silly
I
Get the stack surely
We need to fight this I
Agreed
Crazy asswap. What the hell oh
oh see movement on the air and it's so bugged out like what the fuck is
happening are you zoom in bro what's going on no like I'm I'm stuttering it's
like I have a two extra legs that don't move and there's like three people here
what if I got so long
what the hell you sick that hits me okay let's have a conversation about
dynamo maybe
wait big place for me oh my god
I
Just a pop
Damn it, let me fix our waves you know green mr. D-Block mr. Player. Yeah, there's a guy every touch of fucking ground
Your character by the way, Lash is awesome bro
Music yeah, I know
I just did a little bit of intense right there
What from the song like you love
We all like that song by the way
Why do you want to play broken heroes?
We are not calling Drifter broken, okay, so we're not going to do today, I think.
you play him he is? I still feel like Toxic is good on Drifter but there's two coming
Blue by the way, I think it's Hayes Warden, care.
That is like half of...
Lash?
Yeah, I haven't tried his gun build.
This is for changes, but...
Can't be bad, right?
I mean, no, it actually definitely can't be bad, I don't know what I'm saying.
Yo, Ozome, look at this build.
What if um
What about that kinetic dash instead of flea float we just think about that as a little bit of an option
You know I can silence the
The guy the Dynamo if we fight earn
I'm gonna go for I'm gonna go for a duration extender on my one here a little bit fucking creepy for me
But I think it's a good idea
Trophy collector
and he creeps coming?
there's dynamite here blue can we kill him? i can maybe spawn some
i'm stuck
i'm hunting him down
I need this guy to die
We gotta fix blue
Yeah
Got a one, got a one
Got a one, got a one
He's not alone
Such a huge pick, we should like try and run fast
Oh, but our ways are slow
Oh fuck! Did the minion just smack it off of me?
Piece of shit!
He's got nothing.
He's on here.
There's two on me on the earth, I just can't.
I
Okay, I gotta go I gotta go like right here and got the under all dead
My god, I was even near them. No, it's not you man. Just
I don't know what to get here, this is so weird.
Let me get to the walker.
I'm going to earn here, we should probably fight it.
I'm ready to get big.
Hi, my friend.
Simply, I'm praying.
I might get up early, I guess, though.
I mean, I just like, no one's here.
Oh, I think we should give up early.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm fighting.
Where is team?
I don't know.
That's just one I know but like look at the progress look where we are. We can't fight our bro
Kind of disgusting for my team, but it's whatever go for this deal. Are you out of your fucking mind?
Dynamo fucking a warden cage haze one before
He must be insane bro. I'll split him open!
Um...
Uh...
What am I buying next item?
Silencer on the lobes?
Yes.
Who put that wall there?
I'm buying silencer next because I'm close.
Not as many stacks as I would like this game.
I don't know, I can silencer though.
High five.
This is weird, I don't like this, I don't have to know how that's all, he saw that right?
I'm gonna steal this camp, if I die I'm banning someone.
You know also, Michael Unstar, actually indomitable, Michael Indomitable, fuck this Hayes bro.
Hell?
Oh shit.
What the hell?
I still want to get still?
Please give a haze.
My eyes are slow too, coming up from under.
This is my time to get to this.
Oh shit.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm just going to get you.
Please.
I'm going to get you.
Oh shit.
I'm going to get you.
Please.
Please.
Fuck off.
I got you.
Please.
Fuck off.
Please.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Rest the lock at this spell magic. No
You messed up his timing on that. Oh, this is some ugly daily gameplay. Oh, this is some ugly daily game
They're gonna do
with the urn
Ah
Dude
I
Feel like I should be good though
Like Heather Bop old Billy old. Well, like we just I don't know
pussy team
I
Lose blue as well all my team is
Oh
Oh
so bad
You're so fucking pissed
Call that ima has all deep over pressure
How'd you live cuz I'm fucking I'm just insane at this game brother
Landmama rejuves
Holy man
First time Chara ha ha you kind of are thanks, bro. Um
They had a lot of spirit but that I feel like they have so much spirit but I feel
like the haze is the biggest problem which is annoying I like counterspell this
game I was thinking spirit resilience but I don't hate counterspell either yeah
I'm gonna double slash look at me. Oh, they might jump in here
Juggernot
Let me Kate think about this a little bit
should be a contact there in the next
hmmm depends maybe
we're like we're barely like 10% beyond
oh i need a walker too
i can't do this one
i'm so upset
do you have one of those third party applications?
yeah
i'm fucking too much
what did i do? what did i do?
you can see that's some information isn't it give you a competitive advantage
you got something a little different there you got a cold or something like
what's going on there
this shillie took away my vocal chords okay
Okay, they just, that's just alright.
Okay.
Back up, back up, back fight, back fight.
They just double lash Dynamo solo ulted me.
I'll grab the inn.
What is that combo?
No, it's fine, it's fine.
If it was a comeback, it would spawn on our side of the map.
Yeah.
It was still down 10% though.
Wait, kill's good.
I think I might get jumped and spawned.
What do I want?
What helps me there?
There's anything to be alive there
Two that are so weak
I think I had to fix blue and I get free one again, man.
Like what do I even do?
Oh, I'm just kidding.
I messed up.
Come on, get empty bag, man.
guys I think we're gonna have a talk about our team fight situation can we
talk about that
dove into the wall yeah I mean if I go in they're just gonna fucking hold me I
think I'd be more like aware of the urn we kind of just gave up two urns for
free and I'll be honest
Oh, see I should have put it further back behind the walker
They probably on me. Yeah
Um, it's like like I guess I do children, huh?
I'm really strong, but what do I sell?
I got change. I see what you can do here
I mean, that's two leaders.
Well, all the leaders dead.
What the hell?
You guys live?
I'm up.
We'll get those wingions on yellow.
Yeah, can we like fight on blue, maybe?
They don't have way.
We're going to.
It's kind of a yellow frame.
They all heal from dynamo, so.
oh that's that is cheesy now I'm gonna battle
but I just I want to find something I just can't like what do I sell I guess
stalker at this point but like I don't even know what to fucking buy against
like maybe it's just Spirit Resist
Spellbreaker?
Could be a spellbreaker
angle
I like Spirit Resist
I don't want to face it
Witch mail? Not fucking with the witch mail I think.
Look at my ass.
Brock is it spear resilience or spell breaker? I kind of like the debuff resist.
I lost this?
Fuck it.
I had much better luck.
Yeah, CJ got top of 7 and he has no idea what to do.
There's two down. Can we take the logger?
Let me...
They're up a log.
Be careful.
I kind of fell off.
Can we look at this game?
We look up the yellow logger?
Yeah.
are they gonna like to be dead but we can get water i think
stop him
he's one he's one
give me that
They're kind of chasing actually
I gotta I gotta I gotta reset yeah
I think it's a reset.
I'll go back.
I guess I'll burn back.
I mean, they don't too much.
We can fight it soon.
Yeah.
Nah.
Warden's off soon, so it's 25-5.
I don't think it's vampiric, but fuck it.
I'm here, I'm here, we can fight.
We're on for Deepa.
I know you're in
No, parents under I know
Can we jump okay, whatever I guess
This young touch it is so Boston she's behind you all
You are done I might go
I
What the fuck is happening cat rose powerful as always cat rose
Literally what is going on
I see the percentile.
Fiscus.
What is here?
Lachi is very low on the left side, on the left side, on the left side.
You're such a fucking degenerate secret.
Fuck you.
Fight!
WFINZ won.
Oh, brother.
I need juggernaut. I need juggernaut so bad
That is creepy
So we want to unstop over spellbreaker bro, it's I feel like they have such a good like
coverage though
Like it's so hard to say that one
Green is the play over the other
You know what I mean?
Nevermind. Clean up with... oh, nice.
Uh-oh.
E-Shift!
So my explanation is logitech fucking sucks their side mouse button broke so then I had
to swap fucking melee and my item key was just thinking that actually guys any of me
Fuck brother comp is good. I can't even lie
It's like what do we even do
I gotta be ready for a TP back
Okay, if I die here, I'm gonna be really sad
I'm dead play around me. I'm strong into I'm dead. So you can't go love that
Ons
I
Where is what it is low, you know what's a one
This is not insane
I don't know man, it's a hard one I mean I died 11 times all too late against
my dad.
I don't know man, I feel like we threw Ernaway so many times.
Alright, I'm not gonna say who it is, but I think next game everyone, including maybe myself, needs to pick their main characters.
Oh, interesting.
Wow, nice dodge from Billy-um.
What the fuck just happened to me?
Wait, and CJ's getting shit-talked by Marks- oh my god, are Marks-Turkles getting shit-talked by CJ?
Uh-oh.
That's a good idea, Meg, I like that idea.
Wait, you're gonna let him speak to you?
Mean they just have we'll never know what they have
Ah, I don't know bro. They had like such good club like it was so hard to buy defensively. Maybe the spellbreaker buy was bad
I may actually go on spirit resilience and then like juggernaut and then it's so hard though
It's a hard one.
Oh, update available.
Oh, okay.
WTF is the king saying here?
I only hear him curse LMAFAO.
Update available.
Yo, Yelope!
Next up, for my primary 3-modes, Nautilus, Swaggy, Slammer, Yutter, Genate, Brum, Atlas,
This is Ibrin, thanks guys, hiding 0.
It was a bug where comebacker would spawn on the wrong side.
Oh, okay.
There, it's updated.
I think it's better.
I think people have to realize though because like with the old earned there was no time
to really like actually engage in a fight you kind of had to just like throw down an
ability and then spam melee but now you actually have time to like do a fight which I think
people didn't really like clock last game.
So you actually have to be a little smarter.
I don't think they're gonna add draft until the game is like officially out or like in
an open beta.
gonna happen. People said the same for ranked. Okay well they used to have a
split queue for ranked and normal games and then they were like I'm assuming
because at the time the player base was low they were just like let's just
combine the queues because it doesn't really matter and so that's what we have
have now.
How much damage is that crushing fist, lifestrike, spirit snatch, 1-2.
Here comes the lash!
Now I got role player Mark Schmagel on our team.
Guys.
What's up man?
I guess I have a guy named Captain Edward on our team.
Yeah, I noticed that.
What's up Captain Edward?
Hold on, I gotta pause.
Alright man.
What's your name?
The captain.
Feel free to report at any time.
I listen, bro.
Listen, I hate to break it to you.
I don't think Valve has ever banned anybody for a username on Steam.
Don't think that's ever happened.
I
Remember when the few were spent hundreds of hours making you a lesson modern
I never said that I never said that
Valamance own community review CS cheating cases
Yeah, I know it is called overwatch, but what does that have to do with this?
like can we play the game maybe a few more maybe a few more pauses come on man
I'm gonna play the game then.
Well look at Lash's arms.
Spotted.
Booch.
BOOCH.
Yo, woe girl, they said six months, shady day, sex-winder-bits.
Alright, let's actually play.
Oh, like, c'mon.
Yeah
Fire
Fire
Shipped in my lane am I scared of ship
Okay, you're the best player in the game, bro. I see enough ammo.
Nice.
Oh, play.
Oh, good game.
No, you're the best, bro. You're literally the best player in the game.
Holy fuck, why can't you do parrys with Kimbrough, he's kind of all a parry or what?
How he did that?
How was Dynamo pounded them so hard?
They gotta be careful to our lead though.
Look, I just shoot it. The ship's embarrassing himself. Looks like me on shift.
Hit the camp.
I like it as wave shelf as much as possible
This is nasty remember the start pocket a lash of a 25% spirit res difference this is true
But Lash needs it, so it's okay.
I think if Pocket didn't have the Spirit Res debuff, they'd be the most fucking shit.
broken character in the game 24-7. Not gonna lie to you.
I am the angry pumpkin.
I'm out of bullets.
Ow, the freaking tower hurts!
What the hell?
I see pocket
Graves Graves is missing I think she's going over to you guys I think
Ah
Huge I'm gonna need some bubble. Yeah, I'm valuable. I come back
I
Mean this huge better. I might go aggressive roll here
Better still have to be get it maybe not much
I mean pockets on our leg now, so
My dynamo saved this for me Wow I mean just wow I mean just wow what a dominating performance
from me and my dynamo specifically my dynamo I didn't do anything.
We could just shove this honestly dynamo we both have a lot of time.
You're still pretty hot.
B-Bop's missing.
Grab on it.
Well played.
Vax, you keep saying well played.
I need that just
I think you need to use my ignition back up
Fuck it on her
I see pocket
When me and this dynamo might need to do well
That's all I'm saying
I might have been a new friend here today on the first apple
Hit the door if you can.
Why is it so scary if I shoot even though I'm like 20 million souls ahead of him?
Okay, I have three knives at me.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Let's shell a little bit.
I mean the wave is so sharp. It's like that honestly, which is good for me
They're missing I see the enemy this is one of the humanians here at least
my dynamo shows up at the perfect time I mean this guy's the best player in the world
no this guy I'm not thinking I'm gonna win whatever fight you're about to start
oh my god he gives me the fucking buffs as well holy fuck this guy's at this guy's
I'm sorry. Yeah, he is definitely
We'll do it again the way though, right? I'm dead. Oh my god. There's a group stew. He's a bro
No, I don't want to donate this bag so I think green is just gone
I'm just gonna be up in a second
I
Yeah
No, no, I'm so scared of this way I came along
Burns up
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
You're really though, you can probably kill him.
Jesus.
This is scary, bro.
Oh, you're all about to enter Lash's world.
Uh, we need to make a really yellow if we can.
Yeah, I'm using... I can get that. I can boost over.
You have TP? Yeah, you can just stay green then.
I can TP up. I'll push straight on, uh, green.
Does D-Bot producer full counter shift, or am I bad?
Uh, early game, yes.
We gotta be careful of this McGinnisle.
It's the only thing that's gonna really fuck us up.
Um, because... most ships build knife early.
I'm gonna push green walker while they're
What's the shit? Tell me when they're fighting
They're gonna be dropped. I'm here low on yellow. Pocket's coming with affliction care
They dropped it. They dropped it. They dropped it
I'm looking for old
Yep
Little tragic
I got Walker for this.
I'm gonna get Luna.
It's so dumb, by the way, that you can't bounce off of McGinnis Walls.
Why is that a mechanic?
Anybody know?
I just tried to bounce off of them, and I just fucking drooled on myself
Honestly, that's fine. We got a walker off this
And now they're trying it again, I mean I will be there for it. I think I should I go green I don't know
I can get free I can't see feet this time though
Okay, you guys are gonna need to
But it's like I'm here. That's huge you guys will have a party five
I
Have been there behind
They dropped it again, bro. They did what the fuck are they doing?
I
Literally not that good
And spread some positivity maybe
Going down blue
Still guarding
You're not like you guys from grace. Yeah, yeah, bro 42 be so nice. I'm not gonna lie
I
Have to keep backing. It's pissing me off. I can maybe sign him out of it. I'm coming yellow
I can sign him out of it. He has one more mark. He's out
Nope, he's not killing yellow
Is there any other enemies I'm killing yellow
I don't know where the fucking vendor was
I'm trying to help Yellow. I'm trying to own him a little bit, but I'm fucking my old son's chop and I'm bleeding by the way.
Oh, they're on urn.
Need help on urn.
Flash is just on, bro.
Oh my god, it's too much.
Okay, thank you so much. I think I'm still dead, though.
I
He's one, he's one, shiv one, shiv one.
Okay, urn's up again.
Was it a gooo?
This time we have Guardian.
Oh, update available.
Oh, the O'damdle.
Just heal up.
I don't need you for earn food.
I'll stay yellow, I'll stay yellow because I need to.
We need to hit spawn and buy 42 real quick with earn.
I wish I could have helped with this, but...
How does he qualify?
I'm getting fucked by their van.
Oh
Bro, like come on
Almost there
So when do we when do we chill McGinnis by the way? You guys are not pushed up at all. Yeah, you need to do this like now
I got the Guinness. Where do I need to go?
Oh.
Can I just have my points?
Didn't they got a rune?
Dude, I don't know what's happening, man. I didn't mean to put my points in that.
Who do I ban for this?
So we lost urn and walker there.
Yo is graves broken for urn fight?
No, I don't know where they are.
They were like here but I don't know.
I like it.
I really want to max my ult, but it is what it is, I suppose.
Uh, DynamoKart for this to come in here.
The hell?
I'm just throwing.
Bro, just threw me into a wall.
What a fucking asshole.
Yeah, there's four just chasing her down the mall
What a door that was a nice door
Honestly guys, I think every human lose is just a calm death thoughts
It's never your fault. I agree. Thank you
I
Really don't ten K. It's really just the Venator
Ready to use death slam
Svp pump. It's my birthday yet. I'm gifting you a sub that's fucked up. No, you had birthday, bro
Why does that fucks up? I think I deserve it. Do you not think I deserve it?
I
Don't need to be careful. I think he's dead
Also, are we I'm numbering
He's one, he's one, he's Lily one.
No, yo Vic, what the fuck, no, Max and RuneScape, thank you.
Head of the Greenwich.
I'm also Head of the Greenwich.
Max and RuneScape today?
Can I get a grad?
Is that something you want to be congratulated for?
I'm not sure.
Let's go to Broadway.
I used to play a lot of runescape so...
Where's that door?
Yo, why are our waves always terrible?
I'm not yellow.
I feel like all I've done is fix waves.
I might come back.
Yep.
Main screen.
Look at that.
I see fog.
Okay, this should be a big fight for us. I'm gonna shove green real quick. I
Also need about the spell magic perhaps somebody backseat me somebody's better than me time with the deal
They change her to get literally at like five minutes after I started stream they updated the game
You should be able to take this failure. I'm not I'm boosting give me like give me five seconds. I'll be there
You guys know what you're going in pockets are you going in pockets already going in?
Like what's our pocket?
Oh my god, no, McGinnis McGinnis McGinnis
I can't see any of it because of a fucking giant wall.
Mike!
Melee, Melee.
What?
So, fuck.
It's about me.
I don't know.
Shit one, shit one!
Yo, Melee!
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I don't know.
Shoot one, shoot one.
Yo man, we lost it.
Wow, we saw it.
They're all one more.
Oh man, you got that.
No you don't.
Dude, people gotta learn it with iron.
You gotta just like chill and fight, right?
Like you have, we have like so much time
if it's a comeback, by the way.
We don't have to like spam melee.
We have 15 seconds, just a little bit.
And we can actually just like fight instead of spam.
I think if he does just like shop in there, we would have won.
Okay.
I don't know, kill the robot over here.
Having melee to contest everything is kind of lame.
They definitely do want melee to be like a big part of the game though, which is interesting.
I'm a turn slash by Arctic glass. Oh shit, everybody. We got a fucking problem on us
Oh shit, they're trying to take a fight on here. I have my goal. Um, I'm in a bad spot
Nice mystic shot bro this item is like maybe a little bit too hard for me to use.
I don't know. Maybe I'm more of a weakening headshot kind of guy.
She's on the main now.
I mean, yep.
I'll just come towards us.
What the?!
He's infused.
He might do him in his ass, I think.
That's enough.
Might do him in his to be reported.
I have all I can look for.
Level 1 HP shift.
Level 1 HP shift.
Thank you.
2, 2, 2, 2, 2.
I can try another.
Dude, you go mid here, maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah
Pocket still not out
Honestly, can we just start
Drifters on there then
I
This begins is gonna hurt mid boss
She has end on she's in down just so you know Roger I
Can probably with my tornadoes. I don't think she's gonna go for the melee though
She's smart huge. I want this move above now get that spirit. Are you back to parse build? Yep. I is
Yeah, I'm so old this been under here. I don't have a lot of sand for I'm sorry. Don't listen to me ever again
How will we do our though? Thank you
Yeah
And our Vic take it because he's got like fucking two lives and anyone who tries to go into positive or automatically loses like a thousand HP
So never take it
I like that, you call them Vic.
I'm not landing on a pilot though, they're smart.
The whole house is a way to probably live by myself man.
I hope they fight it, it would be great for us if they do.
I'm keeping over.
Yeah, Pockets chasing her, they're trying to intercept, they're trying to intercept.
That's sad, it's not sad.
Oh
Fucking skulls, bro, okay, just playing deposit playing deposit. I'm doing it. I'm doing it
Oh my god, I can't I can't oh
Oh, I know.
He's got smacked by a skull.
Yeah, I got the, I got, I got the, uh, the, the, the people.
I'm gonna die here.
We have one.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I'm one HP.
We got it, right?
Yeah, we got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We lost all our Regis.
What the fuck?
Well, it's just me getting us with a domino, a hard counter is me.
I need someone else to do like a stun.
Like a knockdown, maybe?
Actually, I'll buy knockdown.
You're the only one who's gonna be able to reach her just that fire
No one else can get her
Wait rare
From yours truly by the way
By science wave
Yeah, we should get Walker here quickly if we can
Don't think we'll be able to do your wall
I can stun her, I can stun her twice here.
Thanks.
I'm probably down here, yeah.
I need a door if you need, it's like on their side now.
I'm out, I'm out.
Oh, did I waste knockdown? Yeah, I did.
I'm just so fucking low.
I got a most cheap death.
Can we stop buffing?
Can we stop buffing McGinnis?
Yeah, a little emotional there.
but I have no hope fuck I mean I do have a little here but they're gonna turn for me they got
turned for me here so guys how do we win this game anybody know
yeah they haven't seen you guys I mean it really is just the Venator kind of
just have a pic comp
right now he's above right now he's above right now
like do i get like am i get do i build an onslaught
i think i will maybe
cause i keep getting hooked out of my ult
stunning him
don't do nearly do enough damage for this
okay maybe i do
okay thank you
give me a two
give me a two give me a two
i think i can kill him
we're on ship me and dormant are on ship
i'm i'm low i have ult
we need him to skip
I
Make sure
We just play so maybe I get spirit resilience
You bought this fucking oh, she's lightning scroll now. This is gonna be so fucked through
Drift I drift together I drift together
I'm trying to get that out the dispel but I want so much. I just don't know what I pick
Yeah, the gun buffed.
Oh.
I'm locking the door.
I mean look, I can hard target me, so I could knock down all, but people might hook me,
so I don't know.
She also just has some dom, so you...
No, I've knocked down.
Oh, you haven't knocked down, okay.
I'm not gonna be there right now, so...
The darkness is on cooldown.
Am I supposed to push blue?
Am I alone, maybe?
You could, if you have a door set up.
Yeah, no shit.
Okay, my fault.
I'll never speak to the enemy passage.
Okay, I think you just end onto this McGinnis or Graves, get the CC out of the way and then maybe we can get out.
This would be very hard run, but also, German, are you good?
They're going blue, they're going blue, can we try now?
Okay, get, get, get, get, get, they're going blue. Go, go, go, go, go.
I'm boosting, I'm boosting, quickly.
I know, we just had to, like, run. Okay, bring the wall, bring the turrets.
Bebop pocket isn't there.
I have, I have double tornadoes here. That's huge, we should get this.
I'm gonna get his own, keep me getting his own.
She's not doing anything.
Pocket behind.
Pocket's coming in.
Okay, get out now, get out, get out, get out.
I got three, three, three.
I'm trying to help you.
Hello?
I'm gonna get fucking killed by this people.
Pocket one, pocket one, pocket one on me.
Pocket one, pocket one TP.
Pocket there, pocket there.
Oh, they're all over there.
I'm one HP. I have to go back it's so much
I'm literally why I can't do anything
What you think
Through the game
They might get me. Oh, this guy need to spell magic
And then what?
And then what?
On stop?
I'm trying to see if they're mid.
Oh, no, they're not.
spell? Really? I don't know. Brother, they're a fuckin' mirth I might just be too big and
muscular for us. McGinnis finally in the spotlight for once in her life after months of being
bad everyone is raising their pitch books
cheap death game okay yeah bro cuz no one
likes fucking McGinnis hello just have
every cc and we have one cc and I might
I look to grab the ship here, but I'm here
Well, I know my team pulled the back there, but like
Right was I not gonna do not all three playoff Dormantix if you can catch anyone out like there's a grease here
There's a gun on mid. Yeah, like what is she doing? Oh, they're doing that. That's why they're doing that
I mean maybe fight them before no they're debating debating debating debating debating debating
debating they all left mid
RGF is dead
Then have three stacks on him then have three stacks on him then one then one then one then
one then one then one then one one actually once we've been once we've been
I got meganis cancel
Oh my god, we're going to score!
I have a dorm and hallway.
Good job, good job.
Shift, shift, shift.
Nice!
I have shift, shift, shift.
He's going to go for a kill.
He's going to go for a execute.
He's out of his eye. Just finish, finish, finish.
Okay, just finish.
I'm out for shift. I'm out for shift.
He's still there. What is he doing? Okay, I'm tornadoing this bitch. Okay, there we go.
Wait, he's gonna get out in time.
I block him. Oh, he's still there.
Damn!
Okay, nice.
I'll see Fidyo though. I got him.
So why did this make you this blind indomitable over...
We're gonna come back, so we need to do this like fast as fuck.
Someone who can like, go fast, get it.
I'm going for it now. I'm there.
Can I get that spirit? Any chance? Yeah. Let me get there. Hold on. We need to get yellow
here. I need to get a slot. I can't get over there right now. I'm on my way. Actually I'm
They have it or everyone on here down on the dialogue
The music
Long-ass time
Wait, this is the actual longest earn ever what the fuck
Bro 20 minute earn what the fuck
Let's get to know
I'll keep the yellow here
Okay, I have so much money
Do I just pay for my old and get an unstop?
What do I sell at this point?
C.S.R.R.
I don't know
Yo, Goober thanks for the Raybrow score, boy
Thank you, how much are you, Evan?
I know it's three stacks
Sixty-four, like ring two, sixty-four
You can crush them a little bit
Okay, they're all fine
I'm getting like get out
Yo, I have a fresher, I'm coming, I'm coming
Wow
You guys gonna show the only fuck yeah, most of us on here
Maybe we should chill that's my fault
Same cheese I mean I can get out so that's why I found it
You do not have tornadoes
I'm living a creepy near you can get a big lash hole. I can party to all of them
Or we can just uh dynamite them
It's gonna be here. I got that guy. Yeah, I got the best part of it. There I go. That's what it is
I got two, two, two more, two more!
And I'm the best player in the game.
Four slash broken, you decide.
I'm not trying to win, I'm trying to win.
This is tornado like a boss?
Let it roll.
Oh, shit.
That's back into my hole.
Fuck me fuck me
I mean they're losing all their lanes, so it's good. I'm out of door here. Let's see what happens. We're very very very very
Back real quick
We get unstuck too
Yeah
He's as impressed yeah, okay, we get us that was unstoppable and indomitable there
I can try and car take together one one. I'm not done for the
Yeah, careful. We gotta get out after this
Door door door door door door door
Dude, look how many minions we have. Maybe we could say?
I mean, I don't think it's the 80
Oh, oh, oh
Wait, I'm boosting, I'm boosting, I'm spinning
Okay, alright, alright, alright
No more rejuvenation, no more rejuvenation, alright
Let me see if I can push on your blue
Okay, we could probably just win
Wait, someone might walk up blue and I can ult them and we win the game, maybe
Can you wait like two seconds? I'm gonna buy
Ready to make them all blind
Don't wait, I'm here.
I'm buying, hold on.
Okay, I'm coming back now.
They're in blue, they're in blue.
Is that gonna be a throw?
I'm ready when I'm out.
Alright, I got a shift, shift, shift.
He's pissed.
You're not gonna have to call in or what?
I got a call.
So it's McGinnis you have to be careful of right now.
I'm playing on, I'm playing on.
I can knock down people!
Keep up, knock down, keep up, knock.
I got curse out. I got curse out. I'm probably dead though. I'm dead. Yeah
No curse
I didn't get cursed dude. What the fuck hit me then
Ah shit, man
Okay, so why don't we not just wait till the man is over there?
Wait, wasn't it the plan?
Someone let it, I don't know.
I have the chill, I'm low.
Urn is also over there, I'm much snagged out of the game.
Mid boss is up in 20, mid boss is up in 20.
Oh alert, mid boss, okay alert, alert.
We could probably do this instantly.
I think you guys could probably, you could have ended there.
They didn't even get us to learn anything.
anything. This guy is just going to really take me the frick off.
Okay.
You're in it.
You're going to be even for me, boss. Just so you know.
I'm not there right now. Maybe chill. Maybe chill. I don't know. This is scary.
This might not be a good thing to do. This might not be a good thing to do.
Dude, this mic is so loud. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
They don't have any ult. I guess we can chill.
If they do, we can just do mid, yeah?
Okay, okay, okay.
Back on.
won't they have resist though if they're in here but you're right wait
this might be my pizza roll okay well I'm praying
they get us
How'd that parry feel pussie?
What the?
I'll get to my ult.
What am I deadest for your friend?
Don't care me
Nice job
Wait guys there I say I had some C word purchases this game
Holy 34 says same insane what my dynamo 38. Oh my god
Should you have further need of my services you know where to find me at the Baroness maybe okay, my dynamo was nasty, bro
I don't know
The reason why McGinnisle seems like a fast CD is because it goes on cooldown as soon as
you cast it.
Does she need that?
Wait, so it goes on cooldown as soon as you use it and it lasts for 14 seconds.
Wait, hold on.
If I let's just buy this exact build
And then upgrade it all the way yeah last for 14 seconds
So if I cancel it's at 118, but then if I let it go
like how can you play this character and not feel like some ounce of like
disgust or like self-pity I don't get it
The type of team that makes role play against when you're on the other team.
Shake it this hot vendor, University of Kentucky.
I've lived my life, the 2k universe.
Are you saying role player is Shake?
You're just Alexander?
Chad Hongren and Zachary University.
I say hard time, Germany.
Shake smart.
Yo, RISKX81 Prime online, thanks for coming Prime.
K-Farm, thanks for the Prime sub.
Wait, who look days pissed? Why are we saying role player but he's the one who shot the bed? Wait a minute
Oh
You know I'll be right back
of
Don't worry guys, gorgeous TF is back.
Yo, Angel thinks that Prime Sub appreciate it.
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Deadlock, beef and chat.
Rinku64 with the 64 months, beautiful.
Beautiful.
Electra and Evan and uh...
La Zanietto and Bloop, thanks guys, Moisturain Moffra, aroused by 2B. Congrats on maxing the RuneScape,
I was kind of fucking lucky earlier, but I played RuneScape, it's pretty cool.
W.
Mayor Hasu and Chance the Turtles, Nick Moop, Aux, thanks everybody.
Alright, let's get active.
This shit.
Go and ride!
I can't say I'm up with all the pain!
Like this character, like...
Like...
I'll give him hell!
Like, why?
Wait, so where's the deadlocked beef at?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Do I need to declare a winner?
guys why do the stream snipers what why do we start beefing in chat after a game
game. What's going on there, guys? It happens in Overwatch, too! What I think is interesting.
the problem before I'm only getting better because I wasted 40 minutes of my life and
I was kind of tilted let me think about this you wasted 40 minutes of your life and are
are kinda tilted, but you snot-
Hmm, let me think about this.
Yo, pinga thinks that prime sub?
Oh fuck, and I'm on EU.
It's like, bro, every time I play SHIV, I'm in EU.
That's it.
Where's Vole?
Okay.
I'm playing shiv in EU.
I need back seating and I get fined down!
How was this guy in every one of my fucking EU games?
oh no Parabox
Swappy party! Parabox, let's go on the ground
Mina is inspecting me
Oh, what's going on?
Fendam, you broski!
What?
Fendam, you're gone!
Yo, what's up?
Fendam, Fendam, Fendam!
Huh?
Fendam
What?
It's pro player, Fendom.
You, Fendom!
Yeah?
What?
Fendom...
Yeah.
No, you Fendom.
Fendom, you are Broski.
Yeah, Broski, Broski.
You know Fendom?
Yeah, I know him.
Is that Super T?
Yeah.
I love Europe.
Yo, what the?
you know femdom yeah like when girl is mean to you and then you're like oh yes
you know yes step on me
Shall we?
Gamers suck now since first time chatting, what does that mean?
Yo, tia.
Hello.
Hello.
We're running too fast, I'm going to be playing Lush.
Oh yeah, how'd that go?
Unfortunately, we lost this time we'll win. Oh
Bro can ship fix his fucking hair good good
Well, I also have 76 pain you live next door bro
Those numbers around
Yeah, would you live in Philadelphia?
No, no, no, I live in Europe. I think it sucks
Oh, he's using all of six pauses before the game starts
Sorry, let's get active
All right
Check this out. We lost
Oh, do I want rest of shot bro
Like it might be a great angle
I mean it just got nerfed but like grit does upgrade.
Fuck it, grit me.
Let's see if I can use this item properly.
Why didn't Mirage get nerfed?
Does Mirage need nerfs?
I dunno.
Does he need nerfs?
He's not gonna hide you, dude, so...
Pull back!
I got some other stuff to follow.
My mid is one alert.
Oh, it's so hard.
I don't get it, man.
I should probably have dropped the crit at some point, huh?
Wait, W, grid value.
W, grid value.
Okay, our scarab's broken, by the way.
We're out of there. I don't know, maybe he's still just getting extra regen anyway. I don't think
grid is terrible but like it's good to experiment a little bit perhaps
I
Really so hot
Hi birthday bro, I hope it's a pleasant one okay on the kids
Why this team is beating my fucking ass?
I'm not a heal band.
Early heal band?
Can I get ship's haircut?
I don't think so.
Guys, Azir and one carry.
I got you.
I gotta hit these knives at some point, I think.
At some point, big TF has got to do something here on Shib and it's not looking great.
Dude, I'm so pathetic.
I'm such a pathetic boy.
I'm taking boxes.
I'm going forward here.
Never mind, I'm nearly up the underground boxes.
Interesting.
TFD, you're not going to make shit.
No.
He calls me TF, is that tough?
Guys, bridge roster in five minutes.
I need bombs.
I did it!
I didn't rush to spell magic man, this is just disgusting.
I think.
I'd be going though, it's green.
Get a knife challenge now.
Don't think so.
Oh yeah.
Such heroism, Warden.
Such heroism, Warden.
Is the Mirage at the strongest lane?
No, that's so bad.
How much damage do I have to take?
Oh my god.
Pussy!
Holy man.
Aw, do I have lots of gun?
I don't know how I feel about that.
Oh, do we have lots of gun? I don't know how I feel about that.
I kinda wanna get spirit shielding early.
Maybe heal banish is too good to not take that on this character, I don't know.
Ow!
Our creeps are under attack!
What was I saying? The low HP is crazy. We gotta go back, though.
Pull back!
Yeah, I think so.
Mirage Ivy Wraith. It's okay, I can get it next. Not in the world I think.
I'm gonna fight someone else. Oh my god, I'm pathetic.
I missed that knife, it's so bad.
Oh my God!
Shev is too hard!
I'm coming mid.
Huge, huge, actually huge.
No bro shit is too fucking hard. I don't care anybody says this character is too difficult
Silver's here now too
Why are there so many freaking people here man
I'm what your lashes to look like I do remember what my lashes to look like
Come on!
Why does he say that?
Ah, that first time chat is typing in all caps and back seating and probably wrong.
I don't know.
What do I do about this?
I'm looking for a way to get to the bottom of this.
What I do about this
Explode him
Oh
Eight miss nice why we I mean just keeping count
Check out this miss knife. Oh shit. I was hoping I would hit it
Like how do I get souls on this character, bro, I don't understand
How do some ships get like gigafed?
I don't get it
They're better than you
Let's go to take a lot of fucking damage I should probably back, huh?
Maybe go yellow.
TF you don't soften me up okay oh this Yamato is a four kill streak we must
deliver even safely well I'm gonna go kill silver hold on
Wait, am I good at Shiv? Or is this character broken? Which is it, guys?
I mean, it's just embarrassing what I'm doing here on this character.
Alright, guys.
I buried him.
You got it? Nice. Huge.
Oh my god
Oh man
Your ending woman is disappointing
And look what you made me do
I was gonna chat and look what you made me do
What the Taylor Swift song look what you made me do
Oh, I think there's good spiritual here.
Oh, it's a 17k raise, interesting.
How long?
Yeah, three of her cards are that thousand.
Okay.
I see the enemy.
Nice, please.
Hello?
No?
Destroyed.
I mean, like, shit is bad, and I don't know, guys.
When your gun is fired, you're not gonna get it all back.
That's why I've been defenceless.
We're dying behind!
He's just dead, right? Like, surely?
What's happening? I tried to ult!
Where is he? Where's the door, man?
I did the enemy!
No! Did he do the knives?
Huge! And he'll be!
Get me out of here, bro.
Get me out of here.
Oh
Just cuz you said that I'm not doing that now
Oh Jesus.
Oh my god this Wraith is going to be such a problem.
Oh Jesus Christ, the poor thing.
Well, I think we lose.
I don't know how we're gonna deal with this Wraith.
I need to spell magic bad.
My meanie's missing everything.
She's about to get doorman ulted.
Oh my god, wait, is me the busted?
I'm going in! Spirit charge here!
Um...
Just run, alright, this guy's...
Yeah, I think we're time now.
Oh
Wait, are you supposed to call from before you dash on ship
Why nobody tell me this
Why nobody tell me this
Lifting I heard it
The beach a race
Okay, never mind.
Why did I do that?
I thought we were going to chase, honestly, but I guess my fault.
Your team should have followed that's what I thought we're gonna do
So bad we didn't do it off this rate being dead for so long
I don't like this
Oh
I need the scope
But the song is fucking good
Um, I don't know how to do this, like if it was just the wraith, it would be fine.
Like bro, what do shives do?
How do they get big and muscular?
But I don't get it.
We're starting the song, this is important to win the game.
Stop reckoning your green spike? Okay, now what?
Green spike, watch the minute.
Now what?
What in the side, little zoom?
I don't understand anything about anything, bro.
Okay, my character isn't doing anything guys.
What do I do?
Like what's happening to me?
There's not going to hold teeth as dead.
I mean, our carry is 21k, their carry is 34k, guys, what do you do?
What can you do?
This is so scary here.
We gotta get a parry there.
I don't know how I'm going to parry that.
This rage behind is just going to kill everybody.
Catch a few of those bushes.
Take it.
God.
So crap.
Lois souls in the lobby, bro. It's not even my fault.
On the low stage.
Wait, wait for my manager.
like bro she's 37k and she has like 20 million solo kills
I don't understand this part is too hard for me guys
The shift character is too hard for me.
Okay, honest to goodness, I don't think this game is my fault.
The Wraith fucking got fed before I ever saw her.
I'll say it.
The Wraith is Metro on a smurf?
I believe it bro.
I believe it.
I am defensive on purpose!
Um...
Let's put some fingers.
Yeah, my ship sucks.
Let's put some fingers now.
I had to pick.
Yeah, where are you picking that?
I'll take 10% blame?
How did Nina about maybe 75% blame?
What about the viscous with the worst ball I've ever seen?
No, no, no, don't insult my viscous.
Ah, she knew I was doing it with somebody! I knew I was doing it with somebody!
Don't insult my viscous, he cooked the lame.
And then we'll put the rest of the blame on hockey.
Oh, I get no blame! Love that!
How about you, who's been on the cinevine?
I say 10%.
percent
Guys I'm sad there's no one let's check the let's check the scoreboard here. What kind of picture is the scoreboard?
It might be my fault. I don't know. You have to look at lane damage? Where is this Ray
fat wait they did nothing and wait what wait how did this go so bad they got
I'm not fucking laying!
Well I guess not maybe not fucked but...
Ray's probably bought egg? No. No egg.
I don't know what happened. Honest to God.
I don't know. Yo, Ray's made a 25 month prime sub bow and shack and cone and hiya, Mindy.
And Jay, Zeki, Glizzard Wizard, Torr, Tascatui, Tech TV, and Monty. Thanks for the prime subs.
Eight curthings for one prime, Xeroth and Penguino.
Thanks, guys.
Play page?
I don't know who will be playing page.
Like, bro, do I just play 20,000 more games a shift and, like, get better or what?
How good is this hero at none?
CC utility or ally healing?
It'll be Mina watch Mina ha oh shit my NA for once
and we're come on GG but we're actually so calm but what we do have rusty though
Can you guys ship off your Oscar?
We'll see.
You might need 20,000 more games on him first.
Don't look at me.
No one looking to please
You're so ugly, please be nice
Dude I mean it's gotta be reported maybe I don't know
Okay, we're good.
We can hide two back.
How are you blaming someone else at 45 seconds because why would I ever take accountability?
Think about it.
Taking accountability feels bad.
So if I can deflect them onto someone else, we're in business.
Y'all, I'm buying a rest of barrel.
I don't care.
I'm buying a rest of barrel.
I don't want to give a fuck.
It's the most fun this fucking Viper has when I rush for barrel.
Dude!
I don't know I don't know I think it was okay
Okay, if I have it, we should just like, this is a sicko shit, you know what I mean?
Ow!
Okay, maybe a little bit too much of a sicko.
I mean guys, we just need like 95 more shift games. That's all
I
For is this on us? I mean, oh my god
Stop stop
Every Mike I'm yellow
Well, I don't I don't I don't know what you want from me. I don't know what you want from me guys
I'm trying my best. That's really all you can ask for
How does this three work so it's a passive and an active if you press it
Okay, well the passive is it like defers damage for you to take later
I
Don't know if you press it some of that damage deferred it gets cleared so you'd never take it
Kind of interesting really it's kind of always been broken though
No, that level I'm looking to do.
Let's see you.
Ooh, that shit, bitch.
Never seen you use it, bro. I literally just pressed it.
I don't like how aggressive my Muna's being right now,
There's a freaking heal up there, so...
Okay, should I buy?
We don't have cryo for green.
Okay, bro.
Watch for room.
Fuck you.
He's probably coming out. I'm coming too.
All right, now that I know it's a cold front before you dash
I'll be I'll be I'll be poppy. I'm so fucking scared
Um, I messed it up
I forgot
Three three
No, it's bad W movement there's like four on yellow
That's three but
Now people I was there too, so yeah, no, it's 30. I didn't go
Okay cold front and then dash everybody write this down
And she's going back now X to look here is the is the play X and then to
X and then to
Okay, so like are these two characters just broken like what is that shit man?
It'll be Grinch, probably not, no.
Never mind.
Return fire, huh?
What do you do?
How much of a kiddo?
Surely I'm not, right?
I'm a game as a buggy.
Hold on.
Got to deny if we take those.
I prayed to bullet shielding? Yeah. Yeah, W. W. W, uh, W problems there.
Kind of perfect atomization from you.
Okay, it's embarrassing!
I
Guys shit is hard you can't even be mean
I
Literally a hard character by the way, you're not going yellow I'm matching
It's okay, it's really good if you do
Shit shit
Right just behind trying to get my bag she knows I got doubles
I'm coming green for the same fucking scary that lock is a horror game. No, bro. It actually is you see that
I
Shot right now. I have suppressor. I have my 4.8k
So
I
Start smoking cigs, why why does this first time try to open a smoke some seeds?
It's so nervous people
Plus a hundred aura guys, I think you only get smoking six though if you're hot
So like I don't have to worry about it, but like
Yeah, it's a little funky now like I mean
All right, I don't have all yeah, yeah, there's four here
Loki I might just drop it and have a reset
We could look to fight in 10 seconds or so of all.
I can pick up the head if you did it.
No, no, no, no, no. It's doing damage.
Okay.
Alright, I'm going in.
Oh, he's so low.
Oh, B-Box, B-Box, B-Box.
Nice. B-Box under.
One HP.
One male coming out.
I need something else to come take care of this
No that was so close that knife
I
For one
Dude
Oh man
Help me I feel like I'm some stress from this character
Somebody here
this is such a bad fight for me
can we just back off? I'm about to get a bunch of blue walking
you don't have to take this on me
just pull back if you can
I'm taking it away
NOOOOO
I
Guys I engage as he said can we back off we all heard that right? It was simultaneous
I'm boosting and I'm big I have all we can kill someone actually
I
Sorry, buddy
There's a tough fight way before that yeah, we don't we don't we don't count that because that like goes against my
Agenda to be coming throwing. I mean not throwing
are you guys winning that?
I'm not a picker fan.
I'm trying to get to you.
Okay, should I get some guns?
Okay, shoot?
You want to take scrappy fights?
True or false?
If you can take scrappy fights.
Can you come in?
Can you come in?
I'm going to get the next table.
Get down!
I'm out of my mind!
I just shift out on accident!
Let's go ahead and repeat them.
There's like four or five here.
Ignore me.
67 maybe?
Yeah, we get three here maybe.
Yeah, I figured it out.
Good boy, good boy.
We're getting out.
Come here, Harvey. What the fucking feature ass? You're up 5k on me?
I'm getting the last of this guy, I'm getting the last of this guy.
Okay, wait, why would I miss?
Okay, um,
um, guys, I think we actually put the ship away and we never fucking play him.
thoughts just looking to get a little bit all of this
can we kill a wiper under
oh you're there
I didn't see you I thought you were I mean losing two walkers is like catastrophic
I'm gonna shock him
I missed the barrel but I heard doubles are up so we can take a slam though man
Oh
Man
Guys, I feel really discouraged
No, I want the bad
Well, this guy's keyboard is making me a little upset
What about me
Sorry, mr. 14k
Yeah, Ram, you might need to be destroyed, you're starting to completely obliterated.
Just maybe though.
Why do you say that?
And my buff's just got Ewinged, it's okay, maybe Rusty's, it's better on him anyway,
he'll carry.
I'm just looking at me bruh, I'm just at shop, fucking, weave anyway, weave, I don't
know.
No, no, we don't.
You made me.
You're responding in a minute.
Oh, shit game in NA?
Bro, it's just like, I don't know how to read.
It's just so hard, man.
You could fight here.
I might have to put on some like baby shoes or like a fucking training wheel and go like extras
Sam Mastery shiv
How do you have more than more than he's been in this line like the whole game there's been like 20 million fights here, so
I think that was like 300, Mina.
Mina!
You should buy something!
Do I buy? I got 13 or what?
I'll just back-torn it, whatever.
I don't know what that does.
Go in green!
Burn in a minute.
She's under attack!
It spawns on the green side of the map, by the way.
Yes.
Where they see
Well, you should it's kind of cool. No, why is there one minion that's just like stuck on the stairs there?
dumbass
HAYA!
There's at least two on the left side right now.
Like what if I ulted to engage on this McGinnis? Is that like some sicko shit?
There's at least three on the left side right now.
Like how does that not work? I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it.
I got mine like what are you doing? Oh shit bro I killed one, forced McGinnis, Celeste,
Bebop, Iveel and we get free earned. What do you mean? What am I doing?
We're about to go.
Very nice.
I can fix blue.
You did that? Yes, man!
Let's take out Viper.
Oh, it's just embarrassing.
I don't think I want counterspell this game, do I?
I'm looking for a team comp, I don't think I want counterspell angle, just spell magic
for sure though.
And then how do I live?
Return fire maybe?
I kind of fuck with a return fire angle.
I'm such a fucking piece of shit I promise what you buy this game doesn't matter just
No, bro, I'm not gonna be snow man. I'm a shotgun I'm off Nina and you're gonna punch it
I think cool that one dash is good, but I also want return fire
career job linkedin works located in bridge pink plus one salary rsu productivity eight
Greed like they have a prime splash cooler and jock
Eulatrix and kuno. Thanks guys. Kuro fire banter fear and RJ now or never shady zonks last time chatter
What the hell
She is hard she was hard
Return fire. No, I can't make it in time.
Alright, what's an applause forever? What's going on?
Wow!
I never graduated college, by the way.
I
Be you
That green wave though
Like we're just just bro just hit the movement just like just like tapping your fucking inner shit, right?
And it's over
Like I can do this is this count as movement
Does that count?
Is that true?
Shiv is fun when you're owning.
Okay, but what about when you're fucking slugging around?
We denied that 23 minutes grow up.
Oh, she's bad.
I like that deny for me.
I'm gonna hold that shit.
Defend the Greenwich!
On my way!
On my way!
Spawning yellow.
I think you get into it more if you start roleplaying a shoot.
Say again, sorry.
I said we can just take the walkers then give them the urn it then read you's about around on a minute
Minim 30 I like that idea from you
Type shit, you know, I don't want to be in any team fights to KB
Stay away from me, I got a ball on me
That's a huge yellow rate.
Hey, what is happening?
It's like a one.
It's like a one.
Ow!
No more games!
I could last up his Viper if we want to turn for him.
I'm dragging him!
No!
My boss is dragged away from me!
Oh, he just went down the stairs. I would've killed her.
That's my bad.
That's okay.
I was trying to get to Mina.
No, that's fine. I should've maybe gone around.
Damn it!
Nah, I'm gonna be real. Your ship build is like, kinda bad.
Oh
It's fine down just just by spirit snatch instead of throwing pulse like way better right now
That's like an old patch build or something
Okay, I don't play too much shit. I gotta be honest though
Guys I got this
Wait, we're breaking there and wall break it. Oh Jesus Christ
I
Think they're one of their shrines still up
Okay, well, I missed you is it spear snatch better than
The comm was to not fight it and we just like hard fought it
Do I have to return fire
Why are you double your kp that fight though?
I think I won type shit Warpstone?
30 minute return fire, it's not bad though is it?
I don't know, played it at this point? Yeah
Yeah
I live again
we got my shit build back I'm gonna last with someone I'm silent
Maybe it is.
I didn't think a juggernaut, I think, is my next item.
They destroyed our green walker!
Damn it, man!
Oh, I gotta put the shiv down after this, man.
It's too much.
It's too much.
Your holiday lowkey flamed you for no reason.
I think we called that a tilt flame.
She was upset that we were losing
and she wanted to look for a reason to blame.
So what did she do?
She hit tab and saw six deaths on Shiv.
I'm so gonna do that.
I'm gonna have a job or not in time.
I'll be out before I fight that.
What's up, Spiney, yours?
I need a bunch of scissors.
Quick.
Nope.
We'll see.
Uh, I gotta go buy a juggernaut.
It wasn't flame, it was genuine criticism and you're throwing a tantrum. That's my fault though
I can't do anything. I can't do anything guys. I can't do anything. I'm useless and ugly and a piece of shit and that is nothing.
You mean he has one and seven king?
Use this as a deflection.
Deadlock isn't for you. No, I just think shit
They're really not dropping
Is this shit built that bad though? I thought this was the build I was going to use yesterday.
I don't know what the holiday was on about.
Two and a half up first.
I couldn't tell you, bro.
This Ivy's also a problem.
Hey, at least you aren't bald. That is true. I do have a nice set of fucking hair.
This is real. I'm looking for a lasso.
Oh my god, my team is falling over.
I'll check me out ready
I might have trolled with you guys I need to know
Press three oh yeah me pressing three there was the reason why yeah you're
right I could have turned that around if I press 30 could have turned that one
around okay but like guys can we really blame me when I have a 17k 40k soul
Venator? Or a Rem?
Ah! I don't know, man. It's so hard.
I'm getting a speed boost.
Check 200 pulls damage 2100
hmm okay maybe I should get spear snatch I don't know bro maybe spear snatch is the
Play.
Oh, you know what we're out there.
I'm making.
Yeah, I gotta pee and get some water and maybe eat a hot dog
Oh, my life will change.
You guys know I wrote this song and sang it and produced it and I'll be back.
Fight!
This is your fate
Find and let your breath
Fight inside your head
Your heart
And now just wait for spring
Try to fight again
You're the first of all
All of us
And you know we're the way out there
You, you, it's all your life's in the making
Going hard for the day yet
Yeah, there's no way life won't change
And our voices playing out here
Took the match for stupid free
Burning up in the victory
Now we know that life will change
I got a hard one.
any toppings or condiments no
I'm raw dog in it my preferred topic on a hot dog maybe some relish or mustard I'm not
sure your holiday said no flame you didn't like the build you know I'm not
upset I'm not like this motherfucking super holiday
I don't think that would have changed anything for me. I'll be honest. I don't think I would have parody more or less
Yummy hot dog
That was yummy
On the looks sometimes I take a Walmart hot job fun and open slather it's in obscene
amounts of fused mayonnaise and just eat it like that it goes so fucking hard.
So like you didn't have to admit to that but you did um.
I got back to society business to attend to
I'll come for you you're gonna know it there's just no damn thing that you can do about it
The one lonely this little one time line hards like 42 on prime a night. Thanks to the 7 month prime
Jacks into 44 months. Don't give up on what shit I'm not giving up. I just I gotta figure out, you know
Please give up, okay, like I don't know bro
Sometimes I feel like I'm hitting the shit movement, but it don't work
You smell me?
Pomp, pomp, pomp, pomp.
Pomp, pomp, pomp.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
You're looking like Just Enough XP.
You look like Just Enough XP.
I'm going to play some Side Aspire later.
For the person that asked about variety.
I don't know.
I kind of fucking said, Aspire.
How the fuck's with it?
Please do this pose for a thumbnail, thank you.
Okay bro, how the fuck do you expect me to hit this for a thumbnail, brother?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hmm interesting I gave you notes okay eyebrows have to go up somehow neck muscles please flex
them jawline smile very important we don't know what that says that's just that's just
fucking chicken scratch luscious hair um how do I guys a human being is not
capable of making this face I'm sorry it's not possible
Like how do you make the eyebrows go up?
Like you can't
You look creepy as fuck bro, it's not possible
I don't get it, bro.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Jim Carrey could do it.
I don't think he could, bro.
Yo, bad demo dicks at 341 Prime!
You know what I gotta do?
You guys see that video on Twitter that everyone hates about one guy that's like doing all the fucking Disney faces from like all the different
in this economy animals or whatever like the you know I'm talking about what's
that motherfucker talking about
fuck what I even searched up to find it
Oh, you had the shit ready, huh?
Okay.
There's shit going on.
I hate this video!
Okay, like what like-
How does he do that?
How does he do that?
This shit pisses me off.
Why does it make everyone so angry?
and this to the queue please
Everyone gets so mad at this video, bro
Well, we'll calm down
Imagine having this unlucky of an NBA career
James Harden made the playoffs every season of his career here
In his rookie season 2010 and eighth seed of Thunder got James Harden unlucky or
Is he just not have it calling James Harden unlucky seems like you're kind of
the first round of the Lakers in six games in 2011 a fourth-seated Thunder got
gentlemen swapped by the Mavericks in the Western Conference finals in five
games 2020 you guys can't see this I'm sorry it's animated as well the finals
but got gentlemen swapped by the Mami Heat by 2013 yeah we don't got anyway
who cares what is this leg petite pussette what the hell is this bro
Wee-wee.
He choked a lot but 2018 is legit unlucky?
Okay, is that unlucky though?
Is that unlucky?
Paul going down with a hamstring injuries unlucky? Yeah, but what about their entire
team shooting 7 of 44 from 3?
This is a nasty stat line, by the way, 0.0 for 12 from the field, 0 of 9 from the field.
Like that is, that is, that's diabolical.
That is diabolical.
Hello.
Avidine.
Peep the replies, what is this?
Wait, so are you on a super tiff video? That's my mutual super tiff. What is that oh?
Yeah, cuz we talked about the Israeli vibes one before right right
He fried you wait wait what did I even say in this bro?
Here's the impressive imitation performance by actor Remy Anu.
Can someone explain why millennial humor gives Israeli vibes?
What does that mean, bro?
What does Israeli vibes mean in this context?
That I'm going to funny sometimes?
I think it's because they're blissfully unaware of how cringe they're being, just like the
Israeli state.
This makes so much sense.
I want both of these people to never fucking- I'll take at least a three week break from
a fucking keyboard.
What the fuck is- what is this three string tweet?
I- sorry, this four string tweet here.
The fuck am I reading?
What are the things we say?
Oh, I hate how much it makes sense.
The fuck am I reading?
Genocide is hashtag cringe.
Well, Aki, I'm mad on your behalf.
He has no right to show on you whilst.
Oh fuck.
He has a Reddit accent.
I just really hate white people.
Okay, Ryan.
My fault, Ryan.
My fault, bro.
I can't figure out if he's doing a very earnest performance of his audience of disliking,
calling stuff Israeli because he is gigabased white man who knows how technically really
insulting it is or if he is really so unaware of why people hate Israel.
What?
What?
That's not that's not what I said. That's just not what I said. That's just not that's just not what I said
That's sorry. That's just not what I fucking said, bro
Clocked your ass? No, they didn't actually
He has a service level understanding so thin spiritually israelian all jokes down serve
it are lost on him.
Oh, they almost got a fucking critical hit on me.
Hold on.
Let me, let me chill.
I don't.
Oh, fuck.
Almost got my ass almost almost donation got me but the streamer's voice is so annoying.
fall bro chat why isn't he is everyone assume I'm a fucking what is going on
Twitter man what is going on what is going on on Twitter man hello
okay we're good who is watching this shit what I'm saying bro are a lot of
Children don't like what I'm saying, bro
I think he's like some tact surrounding these discussions because we're a little out of the loop on
The poly political specifics
Yes, bro because the 200 follower Twitter account is much more politically tapped in than I yeah my fall, bro
They know more about what's yeah, no my fault
They know more than I do.
Guys!
I think everyone here is actually stupid except for me. I've come to this conclusion.
Not you guys in chat, but the people in that Twitter thread.
When did I say that I support the fucking...
...genocide that went, hello?
Are these people trolling?
When did I say that?
You think their joke is bad you literally support genocide
Is that what it is bro
like no bro I just the joke wasn't that funny man I'm sorry like it's my fault I
have nothing against this person by the way I don't even know them I just I just
I saw I just thought I would fuck hello just say you want them dead
Like, no the new- wait, the one reply made me upset.
No, brother, the nuance- the- the- the- the- the spiritually Israeli jokes are not lost
on me.
I'm not a fucking idiot, man.
Oh, why did Pyro link that?
Now I'm angry.
He just- like, yeah, I'm not fucking- oh man, someone must think I'm a fucking ding-dong
online, brother.
I do a break Oh, I'm going back to that sweet after this
I think it's probably most likely an 18 year old kid who is a little stupid.
That's my guess.
That's why I think I have more knowledge about it.
Of course, I was a 1-18, and I know how stupid they can be.
With my years of wisdom that I now have, I understand.
Never finished high school? I have a high school diploma, by the way.
Appeal to tradition at Super TF.
Are you stupid?
This isn't a fucking debate, bro.
I'm not trying to win an argument here.
I can't wait to fly around Manhattan.
Here, one's up again in 10 seconds.
Oh, you got the cheater timer, do you?
Hell yeah.
It's a minute thirty.
I can't believe he just admitted to it. He said hell yeah.
Wait, that is QLL.
I was gonna be careful
My god
Disgusting trying to get you a soul you I love it's possible
You know I should get in there replies like fucking slime does
What the fuck is my last string?
Me living.
Better do that than slime as a weapon.
Well, like he's my fucking guard.
Guard, take care of this for me.
down there
you want to bait them in the church, Alma? we can just take church camp
okay
maybe teachers are totally useless after all
but Elmina, it's your problem. oh my god this camp over here
I got the view.
Yeah, he got me.
to tell you to stop using Twitter.
It's gonna be back.
Wait, hold on.
I gotta read this.
I think there was generally a point to be made about how the blissful ignorance from cringe that millennials have to the bubble of ignorance that Israelis have online.
That puts them more than others and distances them from their country's real crimes while
also being incredibly patriotic to said country.
Obviously original posters not something that Millennial cringe equals genocidal evil.
I think if you like said this to somebody in real life they'll probably check you into
institution though like I think this is just not like I think we're a little bit
too smart I didn't you got me killed that's it
I have all we can fight the fighting I'm down to go back in yeah
I'm gonna try to black hole one
getting our choo-choo
you can hit it?
ohhhh
you know what maybe I will reply to that for ed
I think I will.
They're going for a drain side if I'm not careful.
That should be okay.
Yeah, on your left side.
You can shake some air.
In the enemy.
You disgust me.
What the?
Come on, I gotta be careful here.
I would love to do this fucking sinners, but...
Oh, he cancelled his freaking thing.
No.
What a stupid briefcase, man.
Did you see me stun him on air?
Yeah.
Yeah, fuck it.
Yoshi loves you, I guess.
Yeah.
I subbed to his, uh, his Patreon.
What's funny is, everyone that's put together is a week away from realizing the harsh reality,
but their high school friends will not be checking up on them the moments they graduate.
It's Fnatic's new buff.
Orange and blue snow.
Nice blue house emoji.
Orange house emoji.
What? Fuck him, fuck him!
Cover's back on green.
Cover's here.
Well awesome, they just have three here Karma.
I can just die in this thing.
They destroyed the Guardian on Greenwich.
I'm hitting!
Yo guapo Gary, thanks for the raid bro, appreciate it brother.
Careful, we don't want to push here, so they might come.
I'm going to stop her.
I'm going to start her punch.
Okay.
They're on the air, leather.
Oh, pockets.
Guys, all this to say, it's not that serious, basically, I think.
They're doing men that's coming. I still be on the way
You're on this or no I can push awesome we got black hole and a lot of the good
Move over there in sec
I got a reset.
They're off of that.
He's gonna be broken.
It's 10 seconds now.
Not someone who wants to punch it.
Not for me.
She can die.
Bro, Graves is so good at urn fighting.
What do you do?
Oh, why do I have to punch? I'm the meaner!
They're still very impotent, so do I.
Please.
I get it, man.
I
Like
Cause I mean it's 8.6k because why?
Why the fuck did Pyro link that to me?
No man, I agree.
I didn't link it?
man we'll just blame you anyway okay you said you at me though and said you
should look at this
not it it's actually the venerable I like giving the charity you are man of
Church
Seven seconds to three over here, but silver deep on blue
I'm headed to you underground green
Oh
Huge
He got the back to me ran
Well, they actually nerf that shit out of me, oh, why does it do like two damage?
Max is still good, bro. It's they nerfed it on Max as well
Who the hell is Matt?
I mean, who the hell is mine?
I don't even know who the hell Matt is.
My box.
Aaron's gonna be sawing out if I get more health over here.
Okay, shaman!
Oh my way.
Oh!
I
Got you fucking two bodyguards
She's got her seven got her whatever bro. That's sevens being spiritually Israeli am I right?
The fact that he's blissfully ignorant in his lane alone
Fuck it. I'm on board you convinced me
They're down 7 all of you.
We get resists here, we get resists.
Don't forget.
Anyways.
I think this is a pretty good fight.
Me and pocket just kissed in secret shop.
Can you come out?
Oh my god, you're like a dead.
I got two.
What the heck?
The server! The server! Oh no!
Okay, the server!
Server lag is crazy.
What did you do, Dynamo?
I broke it.
They want you to take over the servers.
Team, I killed two, but I can't do anything about ours.
I'm one.
Oh, wow.
Mute is a tank. What are you talking about?
actually the worst time for that shit to happen dude god damn it I can't hit
anybody because they're teleporting
that was fun I think that might be a little broken right now I think they
picked Yoshi I think you just tried Yoshi paid the server to lag
Spirit burn rage bait?
Let's just go make a game in the head of this project.
Searching for my jungle.
Punch in the air to steal off someone is what causes the lag. Oh, really?
But they already submitted the air and by the time that happened I think so perhaps incorrect
I thought to
They change her again yet they changed it literally when I was five minutes into my stream day
You know she's on a patch live
The 70
Yeah
How do they change urn they moved it to other lanes so it's it's not in the middle anymore
It's the other lane it takes longer to deposit. They changed how the earn runner works. They changed quite a few things about it
Sorry, I called you. Can you have cream? That's okay. I don't think I did
I don't think I did, but the same thing was around here before
I wanted people to have said that
I
So let me do what the seven though guys pray
I might need help green there's seven and one more person. They're like on a roof near me
I'm gonna stay yellow. There's too many on green side.
20 seconds, that's better. It's bombing green theory. You can get people to stick around.
This is on camp.
Dude, how does that not steal?
Oh, they spawned there. What the hell?
They changed that today, bro.
I'm not remembering.
He's doing all these waves.
Do you have any hand to deal with?
or not venator are you broke I think secret seven has been unstoppable can we
say last dollar something for him yep yep I'm just gonna set a pie here and
wait seven is not gonna be in the fight I think we have to just force it yeah
seven yeah let's do a balloon and just come around maybe can we have a force of
server lag here so we can get her I'm saving a dime all for once we drop it off
oh my god it's lagging again
it's a good thing to do it
I think there's something to do with the other
someone dropping the air or something
fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
nice no
only i think we got it if you get it
we're not slow
get the pedos
are you grazed?
i'm not gonna get outran by a graze
dude
shit on
now we
we lost two walkers for that
it's like
You're not my favorite trade
Yeah, how is this seven this is a problem
Good for curse I think me like a slowing catch or something
I can also start solo all same as animal
Should get the job done
27k at 20 minutes, he's just been on a sideline the whole time.
He's just been in green lane the entire time by himself.
Those paradoxes are not nice.
That's what happens on 7.
Can we get them mid or no?
We're stealing a jungle.
Hunter or punch.
So it's a little tough.
Fuck it.
It's not going to go well for them, but it's not going to go well for them.
as me now huh like I can't even like if I show my face right in the seven is
literally gonna snap me out of it
oh that's slam so most ready
great some other right
I see the enemy.
The silver's here.
I don't like close under here.
We're fast-floating.
Right now.
Another day.
Lagging.
Careful, we're going to split.
Well, seven and silver.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
I mean, crazy.
I don't know.
I don't fuck.
He's gonna kill that shirt
I got you
What
What the last year just like carry momentum all the way
You guys fine? I'm gonna get the wave.
Surely.
They get him, right?
Make surely?
Okay, pocket lid.
Alright.
Baited? No, bro. That's mine.
I did my part.
I stopped.
I was on the other team.
I was on the TP.
I don't know how the pocket made so much space.
What the hell?
Bro, I need a walk.
Yeah, come with me.
She missed all their knocks.
Easy walker.
Easy walker?
Yep.
You're such a fucking signal.
Don't over you. I can't have anything. You might die for it.
7-7's behind. Oh, and graves. Oh, shit.
I need to leave off here. Maybe get out.
I'm getting our blue.
Affliction I'm a dead guy
The pocket
Wait, did I stutter when I started
Oh
I
I
Yeah, good y'all for it
Yeah, the 7's a little massive.
Yeah, just a little.
Guys, maybe I should just start playing hypercaries like Wraith and fucking 7 and shit, and that way I can actually win games.
Thoughts?
And then if I lose those games over negative, then I blame my team.
Thoughts?
They have the rejuvenator
If I wanted to watch that I would watch Metro. I mean Metro is E6, bro
He might be a powerhouse at the lock
I don't know man.
Well, let's watch Galio really.
They might try to push right away.
I mean, this shit might just be going bro.
I mean, I have ult, but...
No, no, no.
We went right behind.
We have to try to fight under it.
Yeah, I think we should do it aggressively.
We win.
Careful, Perikot.
Perikot, just keep trying to get me.
I don't want so well seven but I shouldn't do a little yes or do you I'm going to target
He has a yes, um indomitable
I got silence
Tell me if we frack it. Yeah, so you're there wait till they push in for now
We just gotta get six like bro. He is fifty-three souls. How do you win guys? I
Don't get it like the strategy
Oh, we don't have to push out.
Yeah, that, careful.
Try to play near a walker.
Oh.
I'm trolling.
Oh, I actually.
You're good, you're good.
They're gonna push down into the group up.
I don't know.
I really like.
I really need to be alive in this fight, too, I think.
That's huge!
I got focus on it all the Mina I could all graze maybe yeah crazy second
round blowout this to them hat everyone everyone still has redo that's a lot
I'm up in 10 with another black hole.
Try to fight back in turn, maybe.
They're all low.
They're all one, yeah.
Yeah, they're all really low. They can actually go big here.
They're probably back, man.
Back up and hit.
There's one. Nice.
I'm back I'm back I'm back
Nice okay nice we should do what we should do
Yep, I'm grabbing it
Hold on underlash
He's getting boxes
Yeah, I don't want this baby. They kind of breathe
I don't know.
Just like if we live right now.
Seven's in middle. He's gonna kill you all if you let him.
Come here.
Play together, play together.
I need to back up.
I'm trying to fix base two.
There's just too much going on there.
Hopefully we get that for free.
No contest, W.
Wait, they're actually going.
Oh, I'm not gonna worry.
No, he's taking the camp. I'm okay.
They're still down too. They get aggressive here.
Yeah, that sounded so serious.
Oh, he's about to die in real life, bro.
Yo, E-Shifter what?
I don't know, man.
good news there sevens basically full build so you can't really get much stronger
I mean you could definitely sell 4th blood bro, take the break it to you.
He also has killed the sacrifice.
You could definitely get a little stronger.
He's still here, there's like, oooooh.
He could pick his life and he's baiting you.
We need some shred I think.
We're not gonna lie, I get crippling that shot.
going that neck actually
What is shred um resistance resistance shred
The no e-shift Mina bro someone look around someone has to do
I want to start looking for a fixed end, mids up in 120.
I
Are you an extremist
To the wall
Crazy, let's try the way.
I got black hole blue on D mid.
I want to boost the green clear that I feel quick and then come back.
Seven's over here.
Okay, alright, we're just better.
Are you guys down from mid or are you guys out of seven?
Yeah, we're good.
Seven's scary, but he's on stop.
If we can try it, we win.
I mean, he is on stop.
She's got to be careful of Graves, dude.
I mean, they have so much mid potential.
They're all here?
You're out of both?
We could be if we started it we could be we be can we be in fire? Yeah
Trying to get on fire
Just keep stacking these
This is like, this is really awkward for me.
Show me the sunbed!
How did my fucking Yamato shoot a 7?
Get them somewhere half.
Nice.
I killed her even.
That got lived.
No defliction!
I had one of them!
Wait, what the?
Oh my god, he's holding.
He is, he is, he is.
Oh my, get away from me.
Please get away from me.
I'm dead.
Petal it, petal it.
How long did the spirit burn last?
I got another one.
I died the spirit burn, man.
I was trying to fucking rape the um,
you know, the juicers.
There's so many things on my screen
that they're like, what's the deal, Bob?
What do I shoot?
All right, last we got a 1v2
What he's gonna be too?
They're gonna be a mid boss
It's so bad
I don't I don't know can I go yeah, I think I need to go actually you don't like break the
Maybe you're pretty slow
You don't have a boss, Bob.
You have to help the base too.
Our damage, babe.
No!
I got it.
I got it.
I got a good kill.
One is good, one is good.
It's not horrible, but we're done.
He missed the punch.
Yeah.
I was trying to avoid getting carried also. I love you guys saw that the fucking shit got like stuck on something
So we just didn't get through on the pit
I think on the base we still win
Like just stupid
Are we? I have to aim well at least
I'm trying to like pressure
I do, yeah
Stop
They don't reflect your enemies
They're gonna play safe
Maybe they'll report another player
I don't think we fight Aaron
We can't fight Aaron
No we can't
Oh
You shift me I need it I need you shift
When was this parking
They're all gonna be undisciplined on that side
We can do it doubles maybe fast
They're looking on green, they might just push right in.
I'll be near you.
I'm gonna get the single.
Our single?
There I say.
I got skin toast.
It's so hard, bro.
I look for an hurt, uh huh.
You know Walker?
I know, bro.
Got a hook.
They will return, and we must be ready.
Yellow's slow pushing.
They're going to pull out their last, they're all collapsing.
My lash.
Oh, he's going to look for you.
No, I'm softable.
Don't make me freaks.
Bro, this is so scary.
I'm healing up.
I'll have a dynamo on the 10.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'll have an animal in turn six seven. I see it
I'm getting refreshers
Try to fight. I'm trying try to fight trying
I'm looking I'm looking
I'm a flexor that's a backup
What's happening my lash
What my last go Phantom strike man no, uh, no indomitable on seven
Seven over to you
I do anything so there's one
Well, part of it was useless, and you should call time, by the way.
I cancel my only ship.
Oh my god, I pressed it, and then I canceled it.
Ah, it doesn't matter.
We're off to the next one.
Oh, it didn't matter.
Ah, they're talking, man.
I don't know.
There's seven just got so
I mean just a spiritually Israeli seven guys, what can you do really?
What can you do?
Job work, career salary, LinkedIn productivity, operations, review, circle, backslacks, Zoom,
Outlook teams, email code review, stocks, $400,000, paid insurance, rent, credit, score.
Now why would you jump scare us like that, bro?
Wait, let me look at this again.
Let me look at this tweet again.
There was one reply you didn't read that was my favorite.
He's afraid he doesn't get wired the 7k is this guy implying that I'm getting paid by
Israel
Guys how do you how do you even pronounce it I pack is that how you pronounce that I pack
AIPAC? AIPAC? I- how do you say it?
AIPAC?
Yeah, I'm not getting paid by AIPAC, sorry guys.
Who the hell is this slop tuber?
Why are we in the trenches?
Would be a good fight if it sounded like that.
Ah, shit.
That's funny.
Stand behind me, SuperTF!
I'll handle this.
Thank you, bro.
Open your bookmarks.
Let me go check what's in there.
Let me check what's in there.
Let me check what's in there. Oh, yeah, we can't be showing this on stream actually
Can't be shown out stream, bro
Doot-doot-doot-doot
the
Bambam Bambam Bambam quit gatekeeping. No, no, no, you don't understand
You get wortel porn too, bro. I keep seeing these tweets
We're like people are calling fire. Yeah, I took a running gag
People are calling like fucking world devs like pedophiles or like fucking terrorists
Terrorists and all this other shit and then people quote tweet those tweets and they're like what was the world today?
Spiritually Israeli yeah, you could even say that
Okay.
World players, when you point out the game's inherent misogyny.
That was like, like, bro, like, dance if you're a pedophile, world devs.
Like what is happening on Twitter bro?
Like what is going on brother?
Oh this one, unnecessary sex scenes, the New York Times of Whartale.
Like what is happening man?
No fans, when you point out the game's inherent misogyny.
What version of Mortal is everyone playing?
I just don't understand man. I don't understand man.
Oh should I play one more?
Well this game is too addicting, it's got a problem.
Did you play Castlevania?
Um, no.
Well, when I was a kid, there was one I played on the Game Boy.
I forget though.
Is it Symphony of the Night?
I don't know.
Aria of sorrow. Let me look this up. Aria of sorrow. Is this what it was? Maybe. Bro,
the Castlevania box art is just so fucking good. Wait, this seems familiar. Maybe I did
play this? Maybe? Oh I don't know but I think I'm going to play another one but I also could
play like play this fire play one more is it because you didn't get a snipe in
today toast is that why I'm gonna play one more bro
play warthold
I
Got his clothes hideous
RNG 1-100, 1-50, 1 more, 51-100, slay the spire.
One to fifty, one more.
Fifty one to one hundred, slay the spire.
Okay, fifty or below, deadlock.
Shhhh.
Oh
What I did want to play one more
God his head was headiest
They got you ranked at you for again. Oh geez these fucking shit of games, bro
I'll honor it.
I'll honor the Spire.
Wilson X-Senseman Prime, Jonak, and Six Guns, and Ryan Bevou, and Aero Peria.
Slay the Spire.
Slay the Spire.
So when are they gonna do these arts by the way?
Anybody knows?
When is this game gonna get out of early access?
AI could handle that in a few hours?
Who do I want to deal?
Regent me actually
Again I mean
Hmm. Interesting. One card award and one random potion?
Greed is kinda nice.
Same games every day. I want you to unplug your keyboard before I say something rude.
That's so good bro.
I did not use AI for my titles, can we stop lying please?
Why do we feel they need to lie online, everybody?
Like I don't know if Sovereign Blade is good, but it is fun to use, at the very least.
So that's gotta mean something, right?
It's not, but it's fun.
I mean, fun is what should matter, right?
Whenever you play Sovereign Bladescape 10 Block, next turn put two cards from your draw
pile into your hand.
me trash heap diving lose HP a peanut forgotten relic from the past or random
forgotten card from the past the fuck does that mean bro maw bank whenever
you climb a floor gain 12 gold no longer works when you spend any goal at a
a shop. Okay. Random Relic. Dambling Chip. Those are those are from the first game. Those
the the trash heap shit
they just took two damage there unnecessarily because I wasn't paying
attention deal 8 damage gain two stars put this card on drop your on top of
your draw pile next to me
Well, I guess we don't want to go to our shop for a while, huh?
Because...
Yeah.
Bro, what's wrong with Ironclad? Why are we vacating on Ironclad? Hello?
I'll take a little bit of damage here.
didn't really want to put such as life I suppose
hmm I don't want to take nine damage so I just won't
Thoughts on that? Hidden cash? Forge 5? Interesting. Hidden cash. I don't really know. People say draw
is good and maybe I just suck but like
yeah it cycles that far do you have an early
You know what I mean?
Early I think draw is kind of hard to make do.
Because you don't really have shit that you want to play.
Nine block, two vigor, I'll be taking a pattern.
Give me a good relic now.
I'm starting a third turn, getting three energy.
I kind of fucks with that.
I can take on a leap.
Let me see.
Oh my fucking god.
Well, this guy is so fucking annoying.
It says you.
I mean yes, the glove obviously says me.
I'm not annoying.
Use the beta branch, why?
But why?
Forge 8 would soften playing to your hand from anywhere.
Forge 9 next turn, gain energy?
I like both of those.
Complains about long early access then doesn't use beta branch by the way.
Yes, and I'll continue to do so
Yeah, I was actually just thinking about that I think like it's kind of funny how like most of the enemies are animated except for the
Fucking door maker, and he just like gapes his asshole to you
Did I pick up an AoE card?
I might die.
I might be in danger.
If I'd be in a lot of danger.
I think we just do that, I want to do that, bum, bum, bum, bum, this turn is fucking lick
my nuts.
This game is chaos zero nightmare without the aura, anybody know what that means?
I want to get it on the joke.
It's a gotcha mobile game?
It's a La Cahri-like.
Oh, is it?
Alright, not bad.
It's gonna be worse.
Deal 33 damage, apply 3 week, apply 3 vulnerable, dying star, ethereal, deal 9 damage to all enemies, all enemies lose 9 strength, these are fucking really good cards.
I don't really think I have the stars for Comet though.
So maybe we go dying star?
New shirt?
Or life had the shirt?
For quite a while.
Sure.
for quite a while.
Sure.
What is he at? What is my, what is my, what is my, you're at 15.
If I draw fourth, you won't die.
Now you will, you'll see. How'd that feel?
Mmm, I'm gonna rest, cuz I'm snow- yeah, mmm, yeah, I'm gonna rest.
How many shirts do I have in my closet? That's a great question.
not really sure how to answer that. I think I want to get rid of like everything here.
Maybe not the Fox. No, maybe not the Fox star.
Can you- what is Blessing of the Forge do on Sovereign Blade? I'm kind of curious.
It makes it one cost.
Oh.
Wait, you're about to get fucking pounded, pussy.
Peri?
What's up?
are you gonna go intangible you're such a little freak you know that you're doing
11 damage when you get a job
Nor the lion be dying to this fish constantly
How right the fish isn't that hard though
The fish is dead
I've slain the fish.
Deal 18 damage at the start of your turn if this isn't your exhaust pile, play it. Exhaust.
Crash landing, deal 21 damage to all enemies, fill your hand with debris.
Fill your hand with debris.
Add three random colorless cards in your hand, exhaust.
Hmm. Bombardment sounds interesting. It is 3, do you have a 2 energy? Maybe you don't.
Do I have any cards that exhaust other cards? I don't. That would be fucking sick for Bombardment
though. It auto plays every turn. I don't think that's true. I think it takes it out
of the exhaust pile and then goes back into your discard pile and then you have to get
it played again. Every time it plays, it exhausts. Right. But it- eh, fuck it. Maybe I'm wrong.
from space where in space how from space pointy head little friends to region
monobox for hours two common cards two uncommon cards one rare you may
reroll each car war once oh my god full art falling star into meteor shower
I'm gonna upgrade that.
I'm gonna upgrade that shit.
Like I like this path here.
What is he doing playing perfect like a squire what are you doing
I know these cockroaches are so fucking annoying bro and they're ugly.
Are you using the movie of session? No I have not.
Bro, there's a lot of movies I gotta watch.
Whenever you spend or gain stars, deal 4 damage to all enemies.
You know what? Let's try it.
We gotta go to a shop soon, I think.
The letter box is never getting made, never say never, bro.
Never say never.
There was a shop right there.
Yeah, but then I couldn't go this path that I wanted to
Okay, I'm gonna take 13 damage for fun these cuz I want to see how this is how this car works, so it's exhausted now
Ah
I get it
Okay, but surely you can understand my confusion a little bit, right?
No?
Okay, fair enough.
Well, I think I'm gonna have to hold these potions for a bit, skip, not if you did.
Don't mean kind of bonds or whatever oh
Yes, indeed, that is shit on you.
This game hurts my head.
Oh my God.
I'll take five damage if I do that.
No, I won't because I played Perry because I'm so smart.
Heavenly Drill deal 8 damage x times double x if it's 4 or more.
If I could guarantee pull that on my third turn, that would be crazy, but I don't think
I can.
No, sorry guys, just get, don't get mad at me, it's a skit.
What is the extra from 33 stream like over a year ago, bro?
I was just thinking that, bro
Anything. Who this? Don't have enough stars, but I can get stars
Oh, you're getting fucking pounded
Wait, is bombardment fucking disgusting?
Can I kill you this turn?
I don't want you to do 26 damage to me.
I just can't kill you.
I could put up a lot of block though.
My knight!
Uh, Force 3, Sovereign Blade deals double damage to the enemy this turn.
I'll be taking that.
Uh, surely I just upgrade Meteor Shower, right?
Or maybe I don't.
20, only goes to 21 damage.
It's not even that good though.
On the lobes.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Start each cover with one strength, give me that.
11 block 3 vigor.
The barman.
I can fight this elite guys. I've changed my mind. I
Don't like this decision actually I should be fine
So I need stars
This is perfect
Yeah, that was a good turn.
Yeah, that's how that worked out pretty well.
For every 10 stars spent, gain 10 block.
How do you spend stars gain 3 blocks for each star's weight?
Wait what?
A second parry huh?
Okay my deck is getting fat bro.
Next turn, put two Krasmer Drop Pile into your hand, seven stars.
Foregone conclusion.
I need to go to the store, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Give me this.
Give me this.
That's a curse?
I don't want a curse.
That's a curse? I don't want a curse.
And one more. Wow.
Whenever an enemy dies, gain energy and draw a card. What do we got here?
Whenever you attack an enemy it loses... I don't really attack that much in a turn though.
You don't need any of the, I think it's just a skip.
What about you?
Ah, royal dip!
Retain?
Sssss.
Convergence?
Minion dive bombs could be good too.
These are all actually kind of good on the loaks
Convergence and then we just skip unfortunately
That's the end of our session. All right, bro, that was kind of fun
I don't think I think I was gonna bombard you anyways if you got oh
Oh, wait, that is such a hard counter and you're fucking pissed
We do this but hey check this out
Fucking piece of shit at the start of your turn at one random colors card into your hand
blown
Okay, we got a thousand gold. Let's spend some money. First things first, I'm the realist.
Let's give it one of these fucking curses. Let's throw in some fucking shit at you, girl.
Have those purses, guys. We'll take... Damn, your turn again. That's really good. Whenever
Can you shuffle your draw pile in six blocks?
I think we just get all these, Alex, make it simple.
Simple and clean as the way that you make me feel tonight.
It's hard to let it go.
And then we hold I think for now automation seems interesting. My deck is already kind of fucking fat
Crush under could also be good, but I think I'm okay
Save there's my boss the knowledge demon. Oh, I'm gonna heal here call me a pussy
do we just convergence like what's the point of giving me one there's no point
I think we just bombarded.
There's no-
I mean, I guess.
Not playing convergent with both powers there is insane
Sorry
That was kind of fucking rude
I think you'll die
I think we'll be oh why when i'm walking oh
No, man!
Disintegration me.
Lower one back in my hand, a dying star, and a parry.
And then, buying star, carry.
Wait, I'm actually the best fucking player in the world
or what?
Aw.
See ya.
Choose a closed card in your hand
add a copy of that card into your hand.
I don't have any colorless cards.
Skip, skip, don't be, okay good.
Apotheosis.
Pawn pick up gain 99 gold,
gain energy at the start of each turn,
at the start of each combat shuffle three days
into your draw pile.
Um apotheosis
I think it's blessed antler
And then if I draw days I can just fuck them right off. Oh
My god wait can I gain?
Hold on
Never really is a
I mean, expertly played, no?
I mean, expertly played.
Skip.
Cash could be nice.
Wait.
Pace shield for Kusarigama?
Trade of the Abacus for parrying shield?
Gambling chip for war paint. Yeah, this guy's a fucking griefer by the way.
I guess this.
The relic trader is a fucking griefer. Why can't I just like fight him and just steal his relics instead?
I don't get it.
Pattern. Convergence.
Parry.
Defend.
Black Hole.
Dining Star.
Okay, is dying star fucking broken by the way?
Then Bombardment and Meteor Shower come forth.
Why do I have so much energy to stir?
Because of Chandelier!
Oh!
I'm so good!
On Ascendant too, sure!
upon pick up brew five random potions at the start of your third turn gain one
strength in one dex? Meat on the bone. Yo, Mayhem sounds kinda fun. Do you get another
one energy. Take mayhem, fuck it, we ball. Can I upgrade both of those? I only get one
campfire? Are you... If I go right, I can... Wait. I can get two campfires if I go right,
but I have to find three elites.
Oh wait, there's a campfire there.
Oh, hello.
Ew, this guy's ugly.
What the fuck?
The fabricator?
Sure.
Wait, did I crack the fucking most broken- do we need two Orbex now?
Maybe?
I can't upgrade the bows.
Wait, did I not take the silly card that I said I was going to take?
You didn't.
Well, I'm sad now, and I want to ban someone.
First time you gain block from a card, double the amount.
How do you play a power game, 7-Block?
Heal the fool?
No, give me a random relic, bro.
And if you play a power draw, one card.
No! Man!
No!
You can't sell potions, bro.
That's so sad.
I'm depressed.
Guys I want to cry.
I'm depressed.
poor oh sad or depressed or why God
What is this wizard 101 ass game, be careful.
Not too much on Wizard101 though, you can make fun of Wizard101 all you want, I don't actually care about that.
But if you're insulting this game, that's a problem.
Refine Blade could be interesting, but I don't think I need anything else, honestly.
I think I'm like mostly chilling.
25?
25, huh?
Actually, call me crazy, we keep you.
This is a little scary. Just hear me out.
What, it was bad there? Oh well, what can you do?
Every four energy, why didn't play that yet?
I don't want to take so much damage here, so
shields up
Black hole, poor bit
You?
Sure.
Yo, I can't draw cards, fucker!
Wait.
No.
This is going to give me some shield, it's going to be some... block.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
How much energy?
Four?
No, what the fuck?
Where should you...
Fuck you, bro.
Who the fuck likes you, man?
YOUCH!
Dickhead.
Have to play you.
Wait, do I run this here? I don't think so.
I gotta start doing some damage at some point though.
I mean, he's actually taking a lot of damage, I didn't really realize.
Okay wait, this is the play.
That? Then we...
No, you're just dead.
My base! 129 damage.
I think I'm confident with my deck. I'll say it.
I'm confident. I'm confident. I'm confident. We rest up here.
drink rock
No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
Use the pot guys, it requires energy and I don't have any energy, it doesn't matter if
I use the pot.
It doesn't matter guys, it doesn't matter.
I'm sorry. I feel like you're misplaying a lot. Nobody asked.
Kind of a fucking annoying turn, but...
A huge retain actually.
A meteor shower.
And you.
Oh my god, I'm drawing so many cards.
You're already dead.
No, you're not dead.
You're close.
Wait.
Are you dead?
Wait.
38, 41, 82.
You're dead, bro.
Ah!
Saved.
We're good.
I'm gonna math that's so annoying I think I think I'm in the clear to win this
fight maybe he's doing four what does that say how much damage I have no
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Aww.
I need to draw, ah please draw my blade, please draw my blade, draw my blade, draw my blade.
I think I'm stuck in the way.
Okay, I'm currently...
Harry, I live by one.
I live by a little more than one.
Alright, let's stop trolling now.
Let's...
Jesus Christ, man.
How do you know if you're poor manners something we could agree on oh, let's dance
Yo influence I think step prime seven and geek gups evered thanks guys Zangie power T
And Jake, thanks for the Prime Sub. What up y'all?
Why exfoliate? I do wash my face and use moisturizer.
If that means anything, smart.
Choose one of three random attachments from another character to add into your hand. It's free to play.
Well that sounds so fun.
Unmoided, huh?
Let's do Necrobinder!
I brought you back.
Silver Crucible, I think is just the answer here.
I think it's just so recrucible I hate all of these pads.
You can go here, here, here, here, upgrade you and another elite maybe and then me.
Something like that.
Let's do that.
will not kill Oste. I will keep Oste alive forever and there's nothing you can do about
it. Yo who has the best starter deck out of all the characters? 12 damage, vulnerable
and weak. Friendship plus no escape. Necrobinder not close.
Well, if I take Friendship, I think it's just we're going for an Ostie build, no?
At the start of each boss combat, he'll 25 HP?
You are so kind.
Now what I could do, hear me out, is hit the shop, do a combat, question mark, hope it's
not combat. Go to the campfire and then do an elite and then we have a guaranteed upgraded
card reward from the elite. But I don't know if that's a good idea. No, bad idea.
I've decided it's a bad idea
Remove a strike guys. I need to break it to you. I think I know how to I think I'm one of the best players of this game
So don't worry about it
As I'm currently losing
I
Just looking check your poop, bro, that is a long
Time ago. I was doing that
Long time ago, bro. I haven't done that in quite some time. Okay. What is this bro two stable serums?
Shroud
Retain summon five Oasty heels seven
Let's try it.
Oste, it's definitely Oste by the way.
It's definitely Oste.
Are you?
You say Osteoporosis?
Maybe I do.
What's the problem?
I got a shop anyways, bro.
Miniature tent.
I kind of like discovery.
It sounds interesting.
let's take it then we're gonna hit an upgrade on it doesn't exhaust hopefully
This isn't an AoE Elite.
OK.
Time to let my die.
I'm scared.
That's fine.
You think you'd still be playing this game if you were straight?
Uh, I thought I was straight.
Wait, it's free to play this turn.
That's just like the fucking best card of all time.
Acobeco is also sick.
Reap.
routine. Sculpting strike could be interesting.
Reap is a good solve card. Ooh, a solve card. I like that. I like that turn from you.
you. A solve card, huh? A solve card. A solve card. I like that. I like this idea for you.
Not an iron shed? Why are people so rude to the fucking ironcloth?
Another friendship.
Am I losing my mind?
Fuck it.
Ow.
Right.
I'll find another leak.
You know.
I'm gonna die.
You're not?
You'll see about that.
I make the rules around here.
Winnable maybe?
Did I finish Persona already?
Bro, what do you mean already?
The fuck?
Already?
Exhaust your hand if 9 cards were exhausted by gain 1 intangible.
I feel like this card is terrible.
You could be the first to make it work.
It sounds like...
You have to exhaust nuts.
Full hand
Whenever I attack still damage they also apply that much doom dirge
Fucking rats
High five and then they're just dead so just block no till you
Invoke next turn summon to and gain energy
I don't think I'm having energy problems though.
Maybe the PHY would be good.
I don't know.
I kind of feel like I'm having a bunch of- it'll hit discovery, it'll hit friendship.
OOF!
Impressed? I don't want to damage, so...
I might take damage anyway, unfortunately.
It's okay, we'll reap you real quick.
First let me see what's in here.
Anything interesting?
Oh, you're about to get it.
Mmm, goodbye.
Oste deals damage this turn summon two it's gonna be this turn skip don't need it
Kill me. Okay. Discovery.
High five. Friendship. Good first turn.
Friendship again. Defy, Bodyguard, Spur.
flex potion. Extend the vulnerability and reap. Good. Good boy. You're such a good boy.
Kind of got to pick up the pace a little bit here.
on this killing this guy thing.
Wow, Ostie is big.
Look how large Ostie is.
Shit on.
I'll tank it, ready?
Wait.
Ouch.
Eradicate? Another retain, huh?
But it's not good because I'm lowering my strength.
I feel like getting 7 block out of copy this to your discard pile?
Deal 9 damage, 2 additional damage for each soul.
But with Aka Beko...
Yeah, but assuming I draw it first.
and then like
It does retain
I just feel like it's not that good
Because then it's like, you know what I mean?
Skip maybe?
Undeath?
Soulstorm?
Eradicate?
I don't know.
Skip!
Skip!
I'm skipping.
I'm making an executive decision.
I'm making an executive decision.
Yummy cookie, upgrade four cards.
I don't really have much I want to upgrade though.
Golden compass me, golden compass me.
I like golden compass because I don't have to think.
Makes my job easier.
Well, I mean, this is just...
Still can't get a kill.
What can you do?
What can you do?
Okay, bro, can we fucking relax?
Retain and deal 11 damage to all enemies, deal 13 damage, add a soul into your draw pile,
hand and discard pile.
Why would you never, why would you not take this card?
Exterminate your dick or squash?
It's gonna be exterminate
To cost
Kid named friendship
I had replay to record in your hand
costs an extra
I want to play high five really bad, but I don't want to take damage
Um.
Order?
Complain about my order one more time.
See what happens to a guy like you, yeah?
I'll kick your ass.
Call of the Void, huh?
Shit, it- wait, exterminate socks with friendship.
Why nobody tell me this?
What the hell?
Oh, you're back.
Oh, you're back.
Wait, this is crazy with Aka Beko.
Wow, but see what you see what you draw from this
Order
My orders not even bad you guys are just saying shit to try and get me angry
Didn't really think this one through and you don't even
Alright, someone's got to take accountability for this turn, and it's not going to be me.
I mean shuffle potion?
I don't think anything does anything for me here, does it?
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Ummm...
Dance macabre, but have you played a card that cost two energy or more, gained four block?
Oh, I feel like all these cards are terrible.
Yeah, I can make it work.
And I'll immediately upgrade it.
Uh, yeah, I'll be taking that key, bro.
mysterious night you don't move me okay like where's my block at bro okay
he's a little fucking big
I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm actually going to die.
Just just just just hit him and then draw draw an attack next time
Holy fuck get off the screen, bro
Yo, I don't get a fu- Oh, you know, we're dividing it six times, huge.
Osteos 25 damage deal 5 additional damage for all other Osteos attacks.
I only have 2 Osteos attacks right now. Maybe I should add some more.
If Osteos is alive, he dies. New game blocked equal to double his max HP.
Wait, did I get two curses, or would it happen?
How did I get- Oh, because of the- These are the skip, unfortunately.
calcum is huge. Nimble too sharp too or swift too. Why can't I go back? Oh my fucking god.
Guys I think I'm cooked. Oh this is something just that saves me in the shop.
Does anything here save my ass?
A droid 3 block?
Save scum?
What do you think I'm a pussy?
So this gives me 3 block.
Bro, I didn't think it was some block.
Wait, my deck is terrible?
High chat high super
Guess we can put it on you
And then we'll cut I guess you
Wait what good night big man
No
fuck
Exterminate, please, exterminate.
Where are you?
Can I live?
I'm dead.
I'm fucking dead.
I mean, someone has to take
I mean someone has to take blame for this fucking turn going going wrong. No
Your bills are dog
Tough run bro.
God that fucking pissed me off.
Arcane scroll.
I build around it.
I have this three energy.
At the start of your turn, gain energy and draw one additional card.
Okay, so it's the worst fucking card in the game or what, three cost?
It's a great car yet, that's what I said.
The hell?
That's what I said, bro.
Like, it's good!
Am I gonna take fucking 7 damage on turn 1 like a jackass?
On the loaks it might have saved me fucking HP.
be in the long run though.
Huge.
Ah, fuck it, let's run back into their Oschi build, maybe.
I don't know.
Big O?
Let's get Big O rolling.
This camera placement is making me angry, bro.
There's no, like, good spot to put a camera in this game, I feel like, because now I'm
looking at playing...
You're blocking the enemy indicators!
This guy's name is a sludge spinner?
Borrow time?
Actually, yes.
Deathbringer though.
Borrow time.
I'll take a little bit less damage and nobody told me this why.
We assume you read that's a fucking good one, bro.
That's a fucking good one.
If your hand is empty draw two cards and gain energy.
Ffffff, interesting.
The first attack each turn deals 50% additional damage.
I wish I could take Pantograph, I just can't.
What the fuck even is a pantograph?
Let's learn something.
Pantograph.
A mechanism of jointed parallel links used to either duplicate trace or scale physical items.
Why the- okay, interesting.
I don't know what the hell that even means.
Invented in 1603 by Christoph Scheiner,
This mechanical linkage allows a stylus to trace an original image while a connected pen draws an identical enlarged or miniaturized copy.
Oh, it's like a drawing tool!
Yes you do, bro!
You gotta see how many cards are in my deck!
I don't fucking know, strikes are useless.
Go next.
Why do I borrow time, man?
You're playing too fast and not using your fucking noggin, brother.
Oh, what?
Wait, what?
I'm blocked by smoggy.
You can only play one skill per turn.
loaded.
Well this guy's kind of a fucking piece of shit, isn't he?
are you killable this turn?
See you bitch.
Gene energy exhaust.
Whenever you play a soul, this sounds really nice actually, no I'm just gonna take a wisp.
I can find an elite.
Oh my!
Oh my!
Like it's just brand.
Exactly what I wanted to see actually.
I might die.
There's a chance I die.
If there's a lot of nothing but strike and defend bro, I need to oasty to fucking lock
in a little bit.
He's kinda selling me here and it's pissing me off.
I'm not sure.
How do you guys know it's Oste and not Oste by the way? How do you know this?
You'll 33 damage to all enemies costs to any less for each
Ethereal card played to this combat. I
Need more souls to make that work
Our souls ethereal they're not even ethereal
osteoporosis. Okay, potato potato, I fear. Retain can be nice, actually, on you. I didn't
Thank you a two cost card, I think.
Unfortunately, can I fight an elite?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it.
Oh, thanks, lads.
How do you think would win in our match?
Old gens, ex-QC, show four, baby bank, sleepy,
You just call me a new gen? You call me a new gen overwashed by her? I'm a little insulting.
Fight frankly.
I might be fucked on the lobes.
We'll see.
I'm gonna be gonna dig in you a little bit here this turn though.
Actually, might be okay.
Might be okay.
I'm not going to lose your tail.
Sick of him.
Could be nice.
I don't know though.
First time I lose HP, draw 3 cards.
Fucking rats!
And you thought about opening Pokemon packs on stream.
if I thought about it huh?
Not really, but like I could.
I could.
I feel like Ders is just a play maybe.
Summon three X times, add X souls into your draw pile, exhaust?
My fear is also good.
This guy's got a dirge going.
This might suck.
Hit a strike!
Hit a strike!
Just the worst fucking game ever bro.
I mean just the worst game ever.
I'm gonna fight the slugs!
It's huge.
It's huge.
Does anyone die this turn?
No.
No one dies.
Tough one.
It's okay that I have Lizard's Tail so like it's not even a big deal ultimately.
You can actually kill you, then beat the shit out of you and then kill you next turn and
then you get stunned and it's like a fucking chain.
Look at this.
Okay, I get no fucking hello.
So the game wants me to lose, like...
I DIDN'T PRESS THAT!
Whenever you play a card that's trying to play 3, 2, 2, the enemy...
Oblivion, huh?
Fuck it, let's try it.
I had leisure spells, so let's be aggressive!
I just frown.
Just the worst decision ever.
Let's try something here.
He's a genius?
IQ way too fucking high. Now at some point we gotta start doing damage. Yes we, all of
us. Okay, so you're just dead this turn.
You're just fucking dead, bro. How's it feel, fucking loser?
Maybe another block would be nice.
I can actually get out of this without using my Zoom scale, I think.
There should be a max win.
Why does it say at Ludwig, you fucking suck?
I
You're just dead too though wait we 300 gold
I guess, I don't really like it, but...
Is there any waterfall giant?
Good first turn, at least.
Get that out early.
I should probably pop you.
Probably should I use the...
I should have used the order, lol. Order.
That's so fat!
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Oh, it's not going so well for you, bro.
Oh my god, it's just beautiful, it's cute.
Alright, I'll win this fight.
I will win this fight, basically assuredly.
Aw, ski, huh? I kind of hate that though.
I mean, I think we should do that, because then the dude...
So, does Doom...
I wonder if Doom bypasses his gimmick.
How does this work?
I guess we're about to find out.
Oh, it doesn't, but...
They freaking thought of that?
All we have to do is get one block up.
I think we're good.
I think we're freaking good, ladies and gentlemen.
I mean, it's got to be Neurosurge.
It's got to be Neurosurge.
It just has to be.
Call the void, huh?
Interesting.
Anyways, and I was actually like too, uh, yeah, I think definitely the team with me on
it wins, but why would you call me New Gen?
That kind of pisses me off.
I'm literally with the old Gen team that you mentioned.
Call of Lloyd.
Neurosurge, I mean Neurosurge, this is so good.
Bound phylactery with phylactery unbound
Summoned five summon two
imbued
Illuminous
I kind of like it Warbass not dead one good gifts for you violence bad. I mean why would you not put imbued on?
Dements domestic plus
Ah, but touch of Orbis is so good too.
Skills only.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Then it's probably just this, right?
I mean...
We'll see.
I don't know.
Could be good, could be bad.
Could be heavy.
An IQ too low?
I don't know.
50-50.
An IQ too low?
Okay, but check out this dirt, I just hit.
Wait, maybe I'm doomed, maybe? Am I doom building now? Hold on.
Shit on.
Doom is so good, that's what I'm starting to realize here.
Like this wasn't even a doom build and now all of a sudden it is.
I do think some weak though or some vulnerable
Um, can anyone die here?
No.
Wait.
I have 17 damage.
Dersh, we cut Dersh again.
Yeah, you know what?
He's out bro.
Look how big yo!
Oh my god.
I'm in!
Whatever you're dead in there.
Um.
These are so unbelievably dead.
It's not even funny.
It's a block up.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I'm kind of just pressing buttons and hoping it works, and honestly, it kind of is working.
That's the flow state? I think so, bro. Another dirge? No, no, no. That's dumb.
Whenever you play a debuff to an enemy, they take third. I don't have any debuff.
Whenever you apply Dune Game 2 block, anybody see the vision here?
Random Relic.
Each combat the first time you play, Doom is a debuff?
Enchant and attack with corrupted.
I don't think I have anything I want to corrupt. What if we transform like a strike?
Fucking god, man.
You fucked up, literally I didn't fuck up, by the way.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I could actually use Eidolon.
if I use the soul and then I would have six cards left in my deck
What a piece of shit, Claude.
Okay, this is getting really bad, um...
Well, look at this fucking dude, look at this block value!
Alright, we gotta do something about you, though.
Like, on the low, you gotta die.
Okay, wait, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think.
So, I can- you're gonna-
uh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
18, so you have to be hit once. Then can I kill one of your little fucking
problem children? No. So,
I guess we'll just go in on you.
I mean, he's got I'll take some damage but 16 some bulls shit
Throw in another wisp. All right, what kind of a lead am I dealing with?
I'm sure.
Oh
See you are so fucking embarrassing though. I'm sorry man. I'll just call it as I see it
I'm not fucking thinking
Whatever
I mean, it kind of actually is a big deal.
Dude, dude, I need to ban someone.
I need to slow down.
Good.
I'm not smart.
Shut Finn the building, you rasset STS.
You're paying Illy Dye's Transgender Pride.
Soon after that, you slow down a little bit.
Okay, that's a fucking stupid mechanic.
The du-
Yo! Yo! My doom! Oh my god! Oh my fucking god!
Sorry, Gami's massive, squeeze. Let me fucking squeeze you. Delay? Might be a delay angle.
I'm not gonna lie, delay is fucking huge. Squeeze though. I do have a lot of energy coming
Then I put it on, I only have Sycambe and Unleash.
So that would be 42 damage.
Let's try it, I guess.
Hmm.
Super, you're hella handsome.
You mean that bro?
I try.
Yo.
Wow.
There goes fucking Terry.
Why am I getting extra energy my dumb ice cream no
Oh, but no.
I gained energy.
Oh, the first time an infestation takes attack energy.
Oh, I can't read.
Oh my god, squeeze his fucking nuts off, Ossby.
Do I think that increases my damage on the first?
58 damage?
I don't think so.
I definitely did.
Oh my POWER!
That's okay.
He's dead.
No he's not.
26 damage?
Rather not.
I guess some things can't be heliped, huh?
Actually, they can.
Eat shit.
Normal enemies drop an additional card reward.
Yeah, maybe we get a poke going actually.
I don't hate the poke here.
Let's upgrade.
Let's upgrade.
Squeeze.
Okay.
I still have my tail.
Kind of fucking hate.
You know what?
I don't want to see this shit.
I don't want to see that strike ever again.
of my face. Okay, this could be a huge turn.
Lizard's Tail?
It's fine.
The Lizard's Tail got used.
That's what it's used for.
It served its purpose.
Why is everyone saying GG?
Guys, do you know how this game works?
Guys, have we played Slay the Spire before?
You lost, man.
Okay, a second, Neurosurge might be a bit much.
I kind of look with a drain power, though.
Now I might still be dead
Might still be fucking dead
Ah meet on the bone
Maybe that
No potions you have two additional decks
We just buy everything here like it's just so cringe like it's just cringe
This is my boss the
Okay
Not exactly thrilled
I
Don't think I can play neurosurge. I'm gonna be honest
Okay, because he
He's not gonna die
I mean, I could do potion you currently I'm taking some damage
Like what do I even want to draw here that would actually
Be of use because he's dead anyway, so really I would just be hoping to get some block
Now, a borrowed time actually could be insane.
My head is really hurting okay now we got a wool uh this is actually maybe awful think
I'm dead.
What are you? Potions always appear in combat rewards.
Okay?
That was another poke? No, no, no, I don't think so.
Wait.
No.
Okay, let me heal.
No, I gotta fight the knowledge demon.
Okay, the knowledge demon.
So, first, you.
You know what?
I think that's a good first turn. Honest to God.
honest to goodness that's a that's a good first turn hit me with that humble you
humble you humble you like you're gonna beat his ass yeah hard
I wasn't paying attention help help help we lost we lost alert I lost I lost I have how
How many times do I have to kill you?
Wait, I think I can do it.
Oh, I just kind of threw, huh?
I fucking threw.
wait it's possible
maybe it's pop
will it
now it's just not possible
Am I dead?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Jeez!
Trans from a card in your draw pile into soul, huh?
No, not!
Vaku!
Start a combat, put a random pile from your draw pile into your hand, it's free to play.
Actually might be kinda nice.
I don't hate it, but I do kind of hate of these fucking paths though.
Let me kinda nice, it's literally a free power, yeah until he draws Neurosurge and it's already
be fucking free so it doesn't even matter.
Oh!
Also remember I do have ice cream, so you know what, do you need some extra energy next
turn, yeah?
Shroud?
You are such a pig, you know that?
You are such a pig, you know that?
This is 30 damage, don't like that very much.
So let's just uh...
You're dead pussy, eat shit.
My favorite ice cream flavor?
That's a hard one.
Ooh, berry plus, huh?
Dredge.
Dredge put three cars in your discord pile into your hand exhaust
I mean I do get a lot of energy. Yeah, let's try it. I don't know I fucking I do like ice cream
Guilty out of regret
guilty
The powerful noble was beheaded one less corrupt noble
Okay, am I being trolled why is it drawing fucking neurosurge every time I'm being trolled
It's good yet, but it's already free
So stop trolling me, I don't want to take 15 fucking damage here bro, but I guess I can't
always get what we want.
I think I could have if I played this smarter.
Oh well.
Whatever.
Banished under the underworld.
Dumb pussy.
Another berry?
No, I don't think so.
You know what?
Scratches my eye.
You gotta die.
Where is it?
fucking die dude am I at the sort of combat put a random power from your
draw pile into your hand it's free to play why is it only doing the ones that
cause zero oh calcify probably should have played oblivion first up
oblivion is a skill guys listen my brain is starting to hurt a little bit
Yeah, let's be nice
Maybe I shouldn't have done that either huh help me oh wow never punished
22 damage if I kill you but you're dead to you know not dead to do so you have to kind
just die bro. Take 20 damage. You know what? I have a white B statue. Maybe I should just
like. Okay, there's a lot going on here. Neurosurge. Squeezy with my fucking massive fist.
22 damage, huh?
22 damage.
My discord pile into my hand.
Oh, three cards I can do.
Oh, interesting.
Shit blood wig level plays happening on my screen right now. I mean do you want to be banned or not?
Defy be nice here my decks get a little thick. What if that was a compliment?
Ah, shit.
That was a good one, bro.
Well, that was a good one.
You know what?
I wanted to save this for the boss, but I don't know what's happening here, so...
Beat, what are we going to 1v1 in basketball, pussy?
I could do that.
I might eat shit next time.
Well, this is gonna hurt
That's so good the mask Wow
Two elites on this path am I built for fighting two elites? Yeah
Or a cow comes nice although. I don't know how much I'll use it
This guy's free. Oh, yeah. No, I was just thinking that too. I wasn't even worried actually
And we have to bury hope maybe should have calcified first
first.
Mm.
Smolt.
Okay.
Upgrade two random cards in your discard file.
Are you still going to play TF2 after this?
It says TF2 best game.
Sorry what how much damage is that a buzzer but what is that
I mean, it's so tempting to just squeeze this guy.
Fuck.
I think we should get our block up and call it a day, unfortunately.
It's a good constellation prize, I guess.
For this guy, he looks like a fucking truck, no?
Guys, I'm thinking I might not win this run.
Not so sure, though.
Everybody else getting this feeling?
That I might just lose?
Candleabra's nice as fuck to have.
High five? You know what, bro?
I want the vulnerability.
Swift 2, Nimble 2, Sharp 2.
Swift 2 on...
Neurosurge? I guess.
And then we can even make neurosurge better
Anything else I want to upgrade?
Neurosurge you better be the best shop of all time
Up up credit text to a traditional damage a chain of the tax to non additional damage
Deal damage num equal to the number of cards played in this combat
Hold on.
See that.
And I'll take that I guess.
Alright, I think what- ooh, you wanna- you.
Nice.
Good.
Nice good
Who's the most annoying fucker in this fight
You good one, bro. We're all laughing by the way. I
I mean this guy does a lot of damage though, but if I did this, then I did this.
Weakly you with the block.
I'm taking zero damage and then...
Um...
Sure.
12 damage?
Not good enough.
12 damage, not good enough.
Three Corsair and Discret Parallel into your hand, give me another berry.
And a borrowed time and a high five.
Wait, you're so ass.
Your upgrades are no more, bro, your life is no more.
Get your fucking priorities in check, man.
That was so cold, you like that shit?
Lose two strength, enemy loses two strength, exhaust.
me. Alright, take two. Let me go show her a real animal does this, witness me. We found
Early's good.
I'm on as well.
Okay.
Okay.
There we go.
We gotta wrap this up fast. This first phase.
Any powers I can play here nope, I could
For ice cream, but no
Strength or friendship, what do you do?
If I receive unblocked damage, huh?
I could dredge for squeeze
Borrow time and Neurosurge hold on hold on hold on
Borrow time squeeze Neurosurge
Squeeze
Should have calcified first, but it's fine. I don't have to have too many cards because I'm not thinking
It'll be okay though, I think bodyguard unleash
Shoulda sick me first. It's just w order honestly borrow time
Berry
More energy is good
Negative pulse
Bodyguard borrow time
Defend, hold. Keep the energy from extern.
Nine energy, oblivion,
sycam, poke, drain power, reave, reave, strike, draw, any block?
Oh, no, I mean, you got it.
No, we have to just go in, I think.
It's good damage. Not as well.
We don't have to do anything crazy although the invulnerability is good so we'll high-five and then we'll hold
I'm alive this term oblivion soul soul
You're just you're fucking hooked, bro
Boom, boom, boom, bro, that kinda, it didn't even really, obviously it turned into a doom
deck but it really didn't, it was really just negative pulse and oblivion.
And then I just got so many souls.
Ice cream?
If I scream a broken relic, I'm thinking it might just be...
Wow.
Fowler relics will appear in future runs.
Beating remnant.
We cannot lose more than 20 each paint a single turn.
Joss paper, tiny mailbox.
And thanks Vayne! Oh my ass cheek!
Thanks to the 421 Prime vade and zombie girl.
Thanks to the 10 minutes prime.
Yeah, you guys already know what's happening.
Anyways, thanks for watching guys.
Well, I got a golden Kappa.
Was there a golden Kappa train earlier?
I'm a Red Bull, he's live.
You went live at the fucking sicko time, like usual.
Thanks for watching y'all, I appreciate it.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I do have a sponsor tomorrow by the by the by.
But, I'll be live another normal time, don't sweat it too much.
Also turn your vine down if you're gonna go save all for what for invincible versus
Invincible versus
With Ludwig and Taric I believe yeah, I should be great
Should be great
All right, thanks for watching guys. Go go see how to vote. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Yo, so that's why it was fucking fun
It's just like that. It's an easy game to just kind of like
You know
All right, good night everybody. Thanks for watching
Have a good one night night says lash
Bye
I love you. Thank you for watching my stream. Bye
Damn