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Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
What's up, everybody?
What's up, guys?
How's everybody doing?
What's up, y'all?
Yo, what up big V? What up anime? What up Brando? Froglover6464? What up, everybody?
Is that a free thanks for the third time corn accident and kill Vail? What up guys?
guys. He won't say hi to me though. Yes I will. Ninjarcher and I will say hi to Yeknam
Live and Chris the Gamer and Dial 777777. What about me and maybe not you. Free falling
and jeef and dog tag, and lucky bunny.
That's awesome.
Quilling ya.
That's awesome.
And coded to stay months.
Are you guys doing the Stay Jam Slam?
Stay Jam Slam for what?
I didn't know he's doing a Stay Jam Slam.
Since when?
Oh, hell nah.
2XKL.
I don't like too much Kato's my my kind of game can I say that smart hi super super
hard no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no guys I don't think 2x
XKO is my preferred fighting game, you know what I mean?
I don't think that's it for me.
You have literally not played 2XKO, yeah, but I've looked at it and I've decided that
it's not my kind of game.
And I also don't want to hear Ekko go, my time, my time, my time, every fucking five seconds.
I'm good, bro.
I'm good on that.
says it too? What? When does Cammie say my time? Are you waffling, bro? Yo, dear angel,
it's the five months, Elvis thinks the 50-woman prime, Codex thinks the eight months.
No, I'm good on that shout out, but they said two years bro.
It's been long enough, Persona 3 playthrough is now.
So why do they shoot themselves in the head by the way?
What's that about?
Why does that happen in this game?
It's a theme.
Why does it sound like sci-fi?
Yeah, anyways.
The heart will never falter.
Maybe we really are like heroes.
Yeah, anyways.
Similar voice, different VA.
Just a reminder, you do not have to play a Persona game on stream ever.
Yo 80 based on the 61 month prime sub bro, glad they still have month prime as well bro.
Or CLA.
What's the longest persona game it's Persona 5?
It's Persona 5 Royal, which I played obviously.
129.7 hours of that shit.
Can you believe it?
The Architect and the Builder!
Yeah thanks, Galaxy, thanks for the film, Prime, and alms, Maddie, thanks for the love of months.
Smart.
What's up, you little d**k?
Did you feel weird not putting up Persona 5 the next day?
No.
Not really.
I'm chillin'.
I know you said a while back you might want to go to worlds since it's in NYC.
Tickets go on sale Monday if you were still considering a target.
I know you still want to go back to the world since it's in New York City.
Did I ever say this?
Did I say I wanted to go to worlds for League?
There's no way I said this.
I'm on the wrong scene, sorry
You did it really are you guys gaslighting me? I mean I believe you at this point
35% off 5 plus gifted I am gifting. Thank you. Vol get to that bro
Wait speaking of you got a tap in the chainsaw man, bro
What is this Instagram link when we got here brother?
And you know the life will change Steve, Steve, Steve, Vladimir Creeper, Diamant Block,
Ice Block, Tipee, Alex, Alex, Opsilot, Opsilot, Opsilot, Opsilot, Opsilot, Opsilot, Opsilot,
Alex in the gold room show clear books show clear books in the man in the man
spin
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Portal in the hall with no visa cleared the fell in the hall with no malice cleared
Fledermaus
In the drache in the drache in the drache
Wow
cool that's the kid hold on where is it where is it
Please, I suck at Fortnite and drink cola!
Yippee!
Oh shit, there's that many?
Oh god.
I don't know, I don't know if I can do that.
Yo Mark, thanks for taking that month's mystical ash, thanks for that two months.
Gary, thanks for that 18 month prime.
What is this, Aaron Buh?
Solving a Rubik's Cube will hang upside down from a tree.
Smart. I could do that.
Could you?
Connections is so ass today. Yeah, bro. Sky is blue. What else? What else is going on?
How many James Bond movies have you watched? Zero. I've seen the casino
Royal poker scene though, if that counts
That's enough Joe mama days for 60 months glossy Alexander days for 13 months
Bing bing bing
It's a big dog large canine. Yeah, I'm chilling bro. I'm fucking chilling
Me personnel, I'm chilling
I want to kiss you please stay away from me. I don't know you bro
Oh, yeah, bro. Dude, I ended stream yesterday and then I went to go eat and then when I
came back I saw fucking not bruised junior gifted 200 subs after I ended stream. What
the fuck? Like hello? Able is like that? He might be, bro. Yo, Glyssa, I think it's
23 months no region taco and lesbians space and be thanks guys and he still
hasn't said anything bro he's never take a single well and paying message in my
stream a good job please also please thoroughly enjoy that's a tough shirt
like it bro?
you like it?
you know what's up Dave working in solvers next to 221 prime?
what is this instagram link?
cat! what the fuck?
What is...
Cat's law?
You weren't even alive during his era take that shirt off um someone's never heard of
this fucking wizard stand.
Nice try though bitch.
I
Thanks donut hole. Thanks. I 67 one prime said bro
Can you watch back rooms? I do want to watch it. I have no one to go to the movies with
And now I went to see the chainsaw in a movie about myself
But I still think going to the movies with someone is fun
Holy lonely I'm not lonely bro. I'm not lonely stop that
You don't register for the same jam slam right nope, sorry I don't want to play to Rex KO. I have no interest
I have no interest in playing 2xKO.
Baaam, baaam, baaam, baaam, baaam.
Until the check clears?
Wow, if the check clears, we may have a different story.
Invincible vs was actually fun though, and you can't even say that I'm sponsored because
It's like where we're past that at this point. I did think it was fun
You are so shameless
No
Hello super hope your day is going well. Will you ever do a stream at a needle's tailgate?
I thought about it. That would be interesting. What if I got jumped?
Well, do I have it in me to
Do I have it in me to IRL stream bro
Did you kind of have to have big balls to IRL stream
You've done it before? No I have. But like, Evo's different. I think IRL streaming Evo's
different. I mean like IRL streaming yourself walking around a city or or something.
You could be the next ice beside me.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Maybe a hot take, I hate IRL streamers because it's the same as listening to music on speakers
in public spaces.
No, I don't think that's quite the same.
I don't think so at all RIP angry pumpkin
Oh, these fucks you got handled.
Relax, I'll handle it.
Just watch a four hour long school graduation looking for my online E crush and turns out
they didn't graduate.
For what?
the bro just say? Can you do the Kirk challenge? The Casa Toy Story 5 do the Andy's Coming
Oh, someone's coming. One, two, three.
Not really.
One of us has to go. Yeah, someone goes.
They're coming. Yeah, they're coming.
The Kirk Challenge, huh?
The room when Super TF walks in with his bro, my hoodie, literally?
Smell it bro.
Smell it.
Fucking smell it.
It smells fine.
It does not reek.
I died.
Yes!
And don't fucking say I'm leaving a singed trail.
Smoked.
Pissing me off.
Kaleera thinks I have 35 month prime sub.
A what trail?
Anime will sometimes say that when I wear my disperhoody, I leave a trail like the character singed in League of Legends because when, where is it?
I gotta find a good fucking picture of it.
Does this do? I think this does.
I mean, it's good enough.
Just gonna make this the job done.
Officer, next to the Five Month Prime,
fancy Yoshi instead too.
Who's there?
These are Seven Month Prime,
disgraced next to 54 months.
Maybe very happy if you watch this video.
Smelt.
Scratches his fucking belly.
Can I have one though? I don't think you can actually. I don't think you can. Sorry bro.
smart
Faze got one in their bathtub. I think you mean core bro. I think you mean the core boys
I just hate them
smart
Mid-off's live tomorrow was what what oh
At twitch con right yeah fucking trouble asked me if I wanted to if I was going to
Twitch con for that. I said no, I'm not going to twitch, honey. You sorry, bro. I
Said sorry, bro
I don't want to go to you. I don't want to go to you. I don't want to go to you. I'm sorry
Nizi next up to a prime punani next up to a prime slivy next up to my prime and apples
Your friend Matthew Feinberg is there. Oh my god, Feinberg's at TwitchCon.
Guys, I gotta book a flight. I gotta go.
How are the vibes when I came? The vibes are great, bro.
It's crazy right now.
Yui thinks the 44 months bro.
But is it already been a year since Night Rang came out?
I watched your spiritually Israeli crash out video
and I think I've come to the conclusion
that a lot of your viewers are drooling anti-intellectualists.
I
Got you something yo fear. They said the green green green
Green
Green add green and no no
No, no, no, no, we will not be adding green. I'm sorry, bro
Who's ready for Delta Run Chapter 5 on June 5th?
I don't know if you're trolling or if you're being serious, but that was actually a fake
post.
If you're talking about the one on Twitter that got semi-popular, that's not real.
There's no release date for Delta Run Chapter 5.
I'm sorry if I have to be the one to break the news to you.
You got trolled.
It's not real.
Sorry, bro.
That was fake.
Bam, bam, bam, bam!
Here's a good link what we got from your twist.
Costco!
Yo, uh, bass victim is the terrible Alex Baldwin makes the two months, bro
It's awesome, man.
Bass victim, bass victim, I don't know, bro.
It's fucking, they're spelled the same, but they're pronounced differently.
Think about that.
What is that called, a homonym?
Were they spelled the same, but pronounced differently?
Those that share the same spelling will have completely different meanings.
Like read and read.
But then a homophone would be like read and read.
Like you're reading something and then like a read.
Think about that.
Brown M&M as Corporate Mommy Energy.
Time to the banal title while I get tilted.
2019 forward 27 million views medium par 3.
So, I'm watching this life saver and gummies ad to the bottom right.
Have I heard this song?
I have no idea.
Did this guy show up at the end of the- at the end of Eternals?
Yeah, he did, bro.
fucking did. Fucking Star Fox showed up at the end of the
Eternals. Never to be seen again.
What is this?
Did I actually piss off?
No, I didn't.
Thank you!
Thank you. Thank you.
No, I'm...
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Uh...
Did you connections? They pissed me off.
Relax.
I'll handle it.
Pennsylvania!
Durian.
Wet dog.
Durian, public address, Arctic blast, bow, nerf, boner, bow, bonix, boner, father, pro-tactinium,
Pro-Tactinium?
Uh, Drawing?
Reading?
Powder Room?
Billiard Room?
Reading Room?
Why won't you play Audi R2, I must know.
Atlantic Room?
Bowroom?
Drawing Room?
public address from wet dog room wet dog room pacific room
protactinium room durian room southern room ammonia room pennsylvania room father
maybe I just don't know what the fourth one would be I was also thinking things
that smell can't you smell ammonia durian wet dog and then what would the fourth one
to be.
Pacific West Pacific Island Arctic Islands Arctic Islands Pacific
islands, southern islands, islands, close enough, oceans, islands, potato, potato, really, powder,
powder room, billiard room, reading room, is there a, like, there's no way a reading room
and a drawing room are two different things, right? But I also think it's things that smell.
But then what is like what else smells ammonia durian wet dog and
Pennsylvania there's Pennsylvania smell
Related to the
relating to the foundation of the United States. Pennsylvania, the founding fathers, a public
address and a protactinium, whatever the fuck that is. Yeah, that's what I said. What PA might
refer to. That's what I said. What PA might have referred to. That's basically what I said. Then
Then we have Ammonia, Durian, Wet Dog, and what is Bow?
I don't know what Bow is.
Powder Room, Billiard Room, Reading Room, and then it's just like 50-50.
Yeah, okay, I was right about the Sting-Fist-Nose.
I don't know what Bow is, though.
Really?
Really? A reading room and a drawing room are two different things?
Oh, B-O! B-O! B-O! B-O! Like body odor.
That kind of fucking nailed this connection, no?
Of the way you got that purple, what related to the founding of the United States?
What is a protactinium?
Oh, it's a fucking element!
Atomic number 91?
That's a- like, who the fuck is pulling that one out, bro?
That is like, that's crazy.
Well, I nailed this fucking connections, no?
There's like 15 important elements to think about that.
Hydrogen, Carbon, Phosphorus, Potassium, Nitrogen, Lithium, Gold, Silver, Manganese, Magnesium,
Um...
Smart. Super wave.
Yeah.
This was you hitting the PA categories?
Bro, I fucking nailed that shit, no? I nailed that shit.
Your clocks is R rated today. Uh oh. Uh oh.
Welcome. I can do this. This is me. Super Grimoire. Oh yeah. I can see what's about
to happen here. Super Grimoire versus Super Dagger. Can I pause the video? It's Super
Bruggrimoire is maybe the most broken weapon ball, even rivaling that of Orbital, I'll
say it.
Bruggrimoire vs. Super Dagger, who will win?
Slow.
Bro, the fact that the minions have infinite HP is just so gross.
How do you win?
Uh oh.
Uh-oh, the spawns are coming out.
Oh no, oh god, oh god.
Bro, Super Grim War is broken!
Come outside, bro, we won't jump you!
I love Boobs are Gillespie in pride regular grimoire versus super grimoire
I love boobs, Aga, yeah boobs are pretty cool. Thanks Costco Poutine and Magic Spells and Bellcaller and Porcupine Milk.
Euroclax is a super TF viewer. No he's not bro. Why are we lying?
If he was he would follow me back.
You see all the people gooting to ingrid on twitter, yeah bro I have seen that actually.
Dude and everyone keeps talking about ingrid's arcade ending, like am I crazy for like, it
doesn't even like, I don't even get it, like why is that like a crazy, like this shit bro?
Like for my penis's safety I will not be booting up SF6 to play ingrid.
I don't even, how is this, like, over?
It's a, it's jerk off instructions, that's the joke.
Okay bro, but you're not like, she's not counting you down, it's the fucking street
She fighters six and now nine, eight, seven.
Like what, bro?
The game over already?
Seven.
You're not going to continue?
I talk to Terrence, we're all about giving up.
Before the timer hit zero.
Zero.
Can you?
One.
Look at her hands, she's counting.
I can see her fucking fingers, bro.
Before the timer hit zero.
But like...
She's degrading you and wanting you to continue duh listen bro.
I've been degraded before and this is not that I don't know what to tell you like maybe
I'm missing something here man but this is just not this is not doing it for me okay
Look at Street Fighter's official Twitter?
Oh, oh my god.
I need 7654 321 continue
smart
they tweeted about Jerry's feet
where?
scroll up
I had a cure asking, I'm digging into how you responded to some of the characters here.
Homeless Ken Ryu from Streets.
Jury's what?
I think that's quite enough research.
Girl, you should see what they're saying about you.
They must be saying how talented I am.
Yo big leech thanks to the 16 month prime and philordens thanks to the 3 month prime,
see blazing for the prime and nano rock and then Costco poutine and magic spells.
Yeah guys, I'm not um
I'm not uh
Can't say Ingrid moves me like that. I'm kind of good on that personally
I'm too gooned out. She don't even do anything to me. I feel nothing listen bro
I I'm not gooned out and she doesn't do anything to me either like I'm
You know what I mean
Why do we skip over the gradient comment, what do you mean bro?
Let me mean skipping over it.
I said my piece.
Is there a problem?
Double down?
Just saying, man.
Yeah, I mean, listen guys, I'm not playing Fighting Games to jerk off, let's just leave
at that okay
how's your letterbox coming along watching these 60 minute long anime
slop films or MCU movies to pad your list lately no I actually haven't watched
any movie recently. Nor have I made a letterbox account. Sorry, bro. This motherfucker called
a silent voice overrated. Oh, it's so over. A silent voice is just... No, bro. I am not
moved by a solid voice. Sorry, bro. Walks on a plane, by the way.
They gonna kill you, dog? Listen, bro, I don't think they are gonna leave their
fucking bedroom. I have nothing to worry about. All right.
When were you planning that raid on the White House soup or I'll be there with you bro
Oh son of a voice is just like
Did I
Want to say something but I know anime is gonna say something in response and it's just no it's just not worth it, bro
guys just because a movie is sad in concept does not automatically make it
good that is a tough pill for some people to swallow just because the story
and the plot of a movie is sad does not make it good automatically not how it
works too seriously chat he was moved to attack on Titan not how it works
Chainsaw Man movie
Super TF letterbox review for a silent voice. Yeah, yeah, you're death boohoo grow up. We all have
Zero 10 it's not I said, bro
Chainsaw Man movie
When the blind baddie keeps on rejecting me so I come back with a different voice
Um this song doesn't even play in that part of the movie by the way a little fun fact
Yeah, you're single I can tell.
Play Overwatch doll.
I mean I don't know if this is going to be very difficult or fun, but I'll do it.
Juno.
She's a human female older than 19, released before 2024, more than 225 HP.
On everything it's Junker Queen.
Everything it's ash
Younger than 41 oh
Wait, that's a younger. I'm student. That's an older. I'm so stupid
Not from the US some Metra. How old is some Metra?
Could be sim
Wait no, but they are associated with the deadlock rebels
In but not only the deadlock rebels
Who's with deadlock bro, they have more than it's gonna do
Sim has 275 right or just enough 250. I don't fucking know
Okay, so it's that's terrible. Why is he yellow?
for deadlock rebels they work together deadlock is related to talent which is
related to vishgar kind of a reach but just pause the eagles win ugly or in a
gritty way doesn't automatically make it a great performance that's a tough pill
for some fans to swallow just pause the game is dramatic or comes god I can't
wait for the bus to come back wait oh my god AJ Brown's getting traded in two
days. Alarm.
Yo, Uber, how'd you like that Prime 7? King girl, they said 20 bits.
Anyways, I was saying something before.
Someone like, overwatched all, but I forget what I was saying, bro.
Who cares?
You said you love the silent voice?
Oh, right, yep.
Like, bro, who is gooting out to Ingrid?
Stop having a retile dysfunction when this video dropped.
Like, what?
Why are we squeezing it to Ingrid, bro?
Sorry.
Who was the top of find that tweet?
I don't know.
I close the tab.
Should I go back?
Is it worth looking?
Eepon egg.
How is this the goon of the week?
Who is this 28 followers, bro? Well, let's talk about the second reply, which is fake to Matt had
Wait a minute. Sorry
19 gooner and visual novel slash fighting game fan. Okay
Let's get out of there real quick not really interested in engaging with that individual ever again
Well, I'll show you that
Look at the new black cat skin and rivals.
Black cat.
to this
Bro, the cat meowing in this video sounds like it's coming from outside.
I had a like double check but the way
That does not sound like it's coming through my headphones am I insane
That's so weird
That's so fucking weird yeah anyways
Goon to this. Do I even want to click this YouTube link, bro?
I'm not kidding I yelled my cat's name when I heard them behind cuz I missed it can you
play it again wait she was a fucking gooner bro she is a gooner no I was just doing my
my makeup. Okay. Okay. Did you catch it this time? Did you catch it this time? Um maybe
went to the bathroom for this one here. Let's let's get it. Let's get one for you. Did
you catch it this time? Oh, he took a sip of water for this one. Okay, one more.
I'm gonna get banned. I need to stop.
Radio face, what is this bro?
I got a fucking truck in my pocket.
It's great man.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
If you really want a goon, I'm just not no mine. I don't care about the rest. That's something I
I saw a clip of Generic talking about the AJ Brown trade today and he drank water and
the top comment was, the way he drinks water is so tough.
Why don't you do streams like this?
You just think me a yoxic tweet?
This is awesome.
I'm really happy about this one.
Lacey was contemplating ending stream during his sick in bed marathon where he has sub goals to visit the doctor and take medicine
sob emoji
Hey chat
I'm gonna be honest. I'm feeling really really sick, bro. I might I might actually have to end stream
I might actually have to end stream, bro. I
Thought I could go live and do this stream of the year today and produce all this content. First of all, what is it?
What is it? I
Like we has the mask on but not covering his nose
We are all in Lacey's chat when super is offline
Hey Twitter, this is a joke by the way, I'm a satire, please don't make shi-
Yo, Cal, thanks for the even prime sub, bros.
REEZ thanks to even prime.
Mike Snow, thanks for their 2-up prime.
Oh, I'm out of these eyes, bro.
Guys, plan today, I think.
I'm gonna hit some lock in the 007 later. That's the plan
Bro bro, bro, dude, it's they're multiplying the tweets are multiplying on my fucking timelines like you're clicking on them
So fuck oh hell no, I just did first of all
I'm so glad that nobody can see my bookmarks Ingrid's continue animation is way too
Reaboo Jones with what's this description say?
The internet was better before 2019 fuck Israel and Palestine America first if you have an issue with anything
I say go back to reddit slash a blue
Oh brother, oh brother, oh brother.
As a Mexican check his account origin location. I actually would do myself a favor and not click on that profile
I think my day will continue in a much more positive manner if I don't click on that guy's profile
Yo be worth this 19 months
do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Wait.
I forgot.
Almost forgot.
There's a weird one.
There's a funky one.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
You have the spatial reasoning of a toddler.
fuck you
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
deadlock me in closed horse i've been mortar angle i fucking hate enclosed
horse
you guys know this
It's actually maybe the worst game there is.
It's really easy to play!
Okay, what even is the point of this fucking portal?
Seven walls?
seven walls
No, this shit's not possible. Oh, playing time is over
That can't be the best fucking answer bro, just can't be I
Mean it just literally can't be the best answer
It just can't be like surely you want to get these cherries
That's also 45 wait 46
So we all hate this game by the way, right?
How do you get better than this?
Can you even get better than that?
These are saying literally no.
Who gaff?
Wow!
I did it!
When will they learn?
The hell, why does seven move like this?
Look at his legs.
You know it's important to give it back.
That's why I'm taking the person of my earnings a day and donating them to Lashback.
It's my charity dedicated to children who kind of suck.
Four? Four? Four? Four? Maybe four?
How powerful is this hero at non-CC utility or allied healing?
I mean, he does have- they do have the disarm, which is pretty fucking good.
Isn't that CC?
I guess.
But I don't know, this question is so weird to me.
How good is this hero at non-CC utility or allied healing?
It's such a weird question.
No, you can't click on these, like they don't define them for you.
I guess, I guess one then, I don't know.
How interesting or fun is Vortex Web?
to play against? Fucking negative 3, bro.
One more time.
There's anything from my fucking EU game.
There's a lot of scary things out there, kid.
scared out of scary things out there kid
when ship says you live at my leisure wait when is it is that a kill streak
uh voice line when does he say that i've heard it i just don't know
okay why is his back kind of broad though
big guy
bro that's what I'm saying like just put on the jacket bro put on the fucking jacket
Man
Me ma ha
Rise up
We are whether we win or lose this game all depends on whether this is McGuinness on their team
Just don't be McGinnis when you load in, bro.
Silver, okay.
We should win.
Look at- look at me, this wig! Look at her- look at her wig! Look at her hair!
She's bald! Look at her wig! Look at her wig!
You mean it wears a wig? Look at her bald head!
Look at it. Look at it. It's coming off.
Neema ha. Hello. That's a that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Hello. You
Do you still play Overwatch?
Yeah, I dabble.
But like, are you on like, OWCS team or like?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll play back.
I'm sure now, I guess.
I don't play as much as I used to though.
I played that game for a long time.
Since I was a wee lad.
I hit my first shot, I'm not shooting for the rest of the game.
Look at her bald head, look at it, look at it, look at it.
I
Look at his fucking head it's bald. I'm getting fucked
Dude my mowing curls getting his ass beat
Super Amina kinda have the same hair? No?
Literally no.
More bats for the collection!
Ah shit, getting all that ready.
I
You're mad about it too. Are you ring for the spurs? Yes. Thank you
Um
We all are rooting for the stars by the way
That down dash was crazy by the way who saw that
Graves, oh Darcy Graves.
I missed my two minute boxing, I know it's kind of weird.
I wonder why they changed that.
Yes, which isn't surprising because she was fighting me.
You want to make Lane more punishing?
Right, but what is pushing boxes back by a minute, dude, to achieve that?
You know what I mean?
I guess it means you have to fight more instead of like, you know, this craze is low.
Excuse me. Can you get a lot of fuel quick? I'm missing some English grades. I want to
be a real pervert. Can slip into the veil if I can.
Okay does Yawant do too much damage this guy?
Ow!
It's...
Boss interim.
Do...
Do...
Survival buff kinda nice.
Yeah
Do you
I see the enemy
What is it I see one of the super tip variety agenda, it's actually 007, and I'm starting it tonight impressed reading about that bro
Why are you so expensive? I kind of want one. I have a fucking FOMO. I should have bought
Oh, they were cheaper, man!
She's won no way!
I should have, too.
Ehh, I'll take a train like this.
I'm upset I died. I think I should have lived.
I can save you, Krill!
I'm so fat.
Come on, my goodie.
Leave my Ivyville though.
Nice! Good job, Ivy.
We make a good team I
Didn't mean to need buffs also, I'll be brave
Oh, I must have it up!
Nina is so unathletic!
Nina was over-nerved.
Okay, but actually, like...
Oh, Nina, I kinda wanna go in here, girl.
I'm going. Okay, this might be a problem. I'm going to appreciate that.
Why there's so many ghouls
Oh
She's pissed oh, yeah, she is
I'm coming, Curl. I'm coming to save you.
Honestly a hard lane to win I'll say it, but my moes are on the camp over here, okay.
Okay, now who had a worse death near my mom
You can't stop me
You can't stop me
Where's the only tank?
Yeah, mine's like a 700 bag
I have ult, so when she comes out
Let's take out Gamma!
Get me outta there
Give me out, give me out, give me out, bro.
This is just a freaky fight.
I mean, what's going on right now is freaky as fuck.
It's all freaky and weird.
I don't know what's happening.
Holy focus, space fight.
Please don't, please, please, please.
I can't help it, bro.
When I lock it, I gotta focus.
It is what it is, man.
Are we serious?
It's crazy to push up.
I have ult.
Can you fly up here, Ravi?
She's going for center, I think.
Headed to yellow
My fucking cake right now
actual pig
now he's dead cause of it
fucking viscous bro
alright can we get the frick out of my lane please I will let the farm for the next 20 years
and one shot it will be over here
oh my god um um um urn? do i have to help it back?
i really don't want to
aww fuck off
do you want to keep on?
nice
um i think i have to
yellow well should I just keep pushing yellow honestly might call me a greedy
piggy for this one but I'm gonna do it I don't care it's only the first earn I
guess it was right yeah
We can get this, I think, but I mean, they don't want to hear us, we're gonna do one,
we have to hard push, honestly.
Yeah, yeah, we have to hard keep pushing.
Just keep pushing, keep pushing.
I don't know, I can't really.
There's one, there's one.
Oh, I couldn't get it.
Aww, Silver was here too, we lost one.
It was a 2v2, and we lost.
I'm trying to think what that means.
2v2 here and we lost the Irn fight over there?
I thought Silver was gonna be there, honestly.
I didn't expect him to be here, that's kinda my bad.
Oh
Frick bad call bad call from from me at super TF you suck
Okay, but how did they lose that though, I feel like we should have had a better I mean I guess they had a graves there
18k venator, huh?
She going to last cannon next item
What's he doing here, bro?
It's okay, next urn will be here on this on this side of the map and I'll win the game by the way
Ah a
Manify six seven rdc red bread and moogie and hexes berserk demon Zika auto. Thanks, guys. I
I appreciate it very much
Actually I tried to dodge her old my prediction and I just into her like a fucking jackass
Damn bro, I mean I played that bad, but can I just say Wraith is broken and call it a day. I want to do that instead
Sure
Leave that one
Needed that
I'm burning banana, I'm fine now
Okay, my newest snapshot is charged, I'm actually ready to win every game.
Silver little f**king creep, why is she stalking me?
silver hunts you down.
Viscous!
I had to soak off of this wave a little bit with my 7.
You know he's a little pissed but you can be pissed if he's behind.
I
Should have spawned I need that my fucking greedy ass pig talent gonna take it if I don't
Two pigs fighting over the last one!
They're all here!
OH NO!
That's really bad
Come on Victor kill this race
Maybe like the biggest
Guys things are looking bad are in
I don't have the AoE for the Bulls man!
Okay earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn earn
Okay, this Venator might be a problem, ladies and gentlemen.
Also earned.
I can pick it up.
Venator's D-tier, it's okay.
Is he?
It's Venator D-tier.
And it comes from new players.
If you don't want a new push away, farming is always good
good because you can get big and strong. Um, there's a lot. Um, I'm only 10 seconds down there.
I see that. I have a whole group. Wow, really.
Oh, I'm fighting a problem there. What's that? I'm here there. This guy's was here, but I don't see
anyone else. He backed up. Yeah, I'm there coming to you. Yamato right here. Yamato here, I saw her.
Maybe we turn for the silver hold on.
Oh yeah, we're getting knocked off.
I really hate this.
I'm getting a burn.
The silver line is kinda low.
I hear it.
miss on my knees a bunch
wait wait wait wait wait
bro i'm doing so much damage but it don't even matter
i don't even want to be punching them
i'm a little fucking
huge
oh my god we actually won that
we lost all the pucker fuckers
oh jeez
I love this nearing.
Oh jeez man.
I'm probably gonna die for this by the way.
I'm gonna ban someone for it.
All of my walkers are down.
Ugh!
How do you play this new fucking urn, man?
Who knows?
Bro, like graves? Like I feel like with new urn you have to play a hero that can like get scrappy and like
Mina is not a scrappy hero, bro. You can't get in there as Mina
She's so small
It's a little freaky
What is scrappy mean like
Like you have to be willing to like get in there and like exchange some blows and like brawl actively, but Mina doesn't really do that
Like basically you have to be able to like just
You're low motherfucker, I think all around the old old old kills this just there not even joking
I'm just fucking dead, I thought we were going for it.
There were two not there we should have fought
No, my team should have been active there
Like honestly, I don't know how we wanted a position to test that
Viscous and Yamato were not there and I saw people near mid but like how did I get there
and no one else there I don't know.
That kind of feels like an NA macro moment.
KK company?
This is a really weird game. Can't lie.
What really confusing me is which items to build on which hero?
Yeah, if you're starting out honestly, bro, just look up a build that tells you to buy left to right.
I mean, shit, I do that most of the time anyway.
But like, you'll learn eventually like what items to buy for certain situations.
Like, don't sit there and look at the shop and study all the items for like 10 hours before you even play a game.
You're gonna wanna fucking die, bro. And it's not fun.
Okay
Right these huge
Where was this party?
Really fight like right now though, maybe they don't know
Okay, Graves is gonna die. Yeah, Graves is half
And Viscous is low too, but someone's gonna go for the arm and no one's near it.
That's fine, there's a lot of time.
Poppy Gordr, they sent to one prime.
Yeah, I think Wraith or Graves and Viscous will lose rejuice, but...
There was a...
There it is.
There's a F7!
There was a Hound.
Oh, I'm good.
I'm good on that.
I thought I could go in and maybe kill someone, but I just got out.
Yeah, that's a tough one to win, I can't lie.
The silver kid is a failure of a game design
Bro gun talent, I still feel like it's so trolled like why would you build gun?
I would like to imagine me as model being boy was on purpose.
She just became born after her transformation into a vampire.
I mean it could be.
But considering how much like fuck ass shit exists with the modeling in this game, I feel
like it's not.
Although it would be really funny if it was a wig.
I see the enemy!
I think three here, Talon.
Braves on the tier three.
You ready to combo on her?
If you could.
I'm there on cover.
She's still there.
I see the enemy!
How do I get to go?
Unfortunate sorry, I'm just gonna make sure she died
But that's big
There's gotta do that like two more times
It's a wig she wears different wigs with different outfits she does it for the style
Real news? How do you know this? Is this your headcanon?
That's your silver?
Or are you a valve employee giving us leak lure?
First time chatter? Who are you? Explain yourself.
I want this wave, but to showing mid I can get this wave
Snipe that wave real quick
We got it.
We live minute 30, minute 30, minute 30.
Don't die, don't die.
They just keep doing that off-goal down.
There's a silver mid and Graves at all.
But again, we should like spawn camp mid.
Can we just all get ready for mid?
I'm down, I'm down.
I'm just scared of Graves.
No, we don't want to do it.
Not again.
Oh my god, they're chillin'. Yo, something went off.
I might get a bit of a down backup.
I need the reset.
Yeah, they're going down.
They're down.
That's no point, no?
They're not coming fast.
Just go.
They're coming, they're coming.
I'm gonna look to all, uh, Benetor.
Bye, bro.
I think we should have been more prepared there for mid-fielder, like I think that's
two mid bosses we just like gave them kind of I don't know what's going on there
the music desync is fucked for what mid boss
My back will break out of the fence, and I'm stuck right in front of you.
Bro, does Venor need that much health?
Let's talk about it.
No, it's none of your business.
You
That's a grave
That's a young with a dead well not so we do that actually it's good
um
Yes, come my base, please
Okay, um, can we make fountain do something?
Now that's a job well done.
PEACE
S.O.W.A.T.
I have an off-brand yet cold.
I can't open it.
This is embarrassing.
Bro, is Mina honest?
Honest? The character is doing nothing.
She bad ass. What would I ask?
Bro, she's just like, earn fights are so hard for her.
Hey Super, it's been a long time you weren't fan of any guilty gear streams in the future.
Thanks.
Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at that.
Shave game?
I got this.
Let's see.
Let's see super furry makes that today from on prime see food enjoyer and Willy guy in vultron drunk lawyers to the poop Sarah
Account
Do we get this banger in the chat?
Check this what is this we've already seen this
Oh my god, it's you how is it always you
on fucking it shit and terraria and my pockets be seed
All right, I'm gonna try something here.
Wait, my fucking, my volume doesn't work anymore.
What the hell?
There you go.
I'm gonna try something here.
Once laning phase is done, I'm going to permanently gank every lane and frontline and hope my
team just walks with me and kills people.
Now this is a really fun lane, by the way.
This is a really- oh, Mirage, McGinnis lane?
This is really awesome.
I'm going to enjoy this one a lot, I can tell.
Oh, this is going to be so fun.
Wait, my dynamo's big!
And this begins as close!
Oh my god, my dynamo's the best player in the world!
too soon
Where we might be we might be okay
I mean why did I get this even stage so far pushed up it was like so stupid no
I don't know. You're nasty, bro.
Speech. Mouse. Beach, beach, mouse.
Like, can we invade their tier one?
Speech. Mouse. Beach, beach, mouse.
I think smitten.
Blowing a nose on stream is unprofessional. I'm so sorry.
I miss that knife, no, bro.
They're killing us, she's on our tier one.
Yeah, she's on our tier one.
Not about
Not about
Bride, do you want to rush healbane?
Looking at their fucking top? Like, she'll be fucking crazy, you know
This hero has no aura? Shit of it?
Oh hell no.
Who let Miss Megatron on the fucking keyboard with takes like that?
This is so much fun.
I
Shit
This is nice bro
Okay
Like what if you'll be not go crazy against their fucking pump early
I
You know how is miss woman a big couple damage here
Ready to give him a red smile ready to give him a red smile is that what he said he should be fucking joking
I mean, we're just gonna lose this fucking, this Skardian.
This is so hard. This lane is disgusting, bro.
It's so hard.
Literally, I think the two best laners, bro. Like, what do you do?
And we even, like, fucking did well early. It's just...
They have to, like, hard feet, I think, for us to win that. I don't know.
What should we put on Shib's jacket?
I know bro.
These guys are so weird.
Let's push it though.
Go in here.
Go in here.
Okay, okay, so these fucking fixation stacks go off
Oh, bro, the minions are beating my fucking ass
Jeez
Does this game have any lesbians in it? Um, does it?
I don't think anyone's confirmed love being a light you know
He's up in the airs
Dude, I'm so ugly
Shadow form is not ready.
This is a takeout, hey?
I'm striking almost ready.
What's up?
Huge.
I was beating my ass.
I'm really low I gotta be careful bro I could just die I could be like like slept and just die
You might want to rock the red pants eating so I feel you're gonna have like a certain
level of like fucking swag to rock red pants I don't know if I got it, bro, we have nice
please
nose right here
fuck your pussy
nice like he just stopped hard with the fucking
yep was just thinking that actually I was just thinking that guy's
Yeah, my bro, let's go to the mama, good job.
Huge.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Our blue walker is under attack.
What?
You're in EU bro, I'm always in EU if I want to share.
I don't know how this is a thing, this is the case, but it just is.
Why are you here, you fucking mcginnis turret?
I don't want them to get this.
Like, gunbots not good on me, but...
I- I think he's in the-
Alright bro.
I think we can get a-
Oh my god!
OHHHHH YEAH!
Maybe dead.
You won't escape next time.
Yes!
I can do this all day.
It wasn't all right.
Uh-oh.
Get me out of here.
here give me out give me out give me the fuck out
huge huge huge huge oh don't want a bottle probably should huh
of
three
I
Really want to go in
We need to go to earn we need to go to earn we need to go I need to go to earn I need to go to earn
I'm out of the green L movement L movement. We gotta get moving bro
Make it fucking moving
Kill you on the way
Oh, no my movements falling off
I
Holy fuck shit is big, you know
I'm looking at this yellow walker and I just can't they save it right now I'm too low
I'm going but Mina might kill me she ran okay I don't know why she ran honestly kind
So listen her she could have got this shit and maybe killed me will we take it we take it with the enemy in this place
It's huge also spirit. I'm just going full spirit as this game
I don't know if I need weapons shielding and it will be good against haze, but
Now I should go up in the server again, I mean it's just gonna shove our fucking yellow again
So why don't you stay yellow, okay guys?
You want me to stay yellow? I'm here.
Maybe, yeah. I guess I'm gonna push, you know.
True.
More than we snore?
She's lost.
Maybe not.
She might be dead if I hit that knife.
I mean I wish I was here for this arm fight because I think I'm so good for it.
But maybe we win anyway, it'll be fucking huge.
Cause I get the save walker and we win, urn?
Oh my god!
Oh my freaking god!
Oh my freaking god.
First time chatter, it's been a while.
I'm good, what does that mean?
Should I be scared?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Sure.
I'll take it.
It's good for the spike.
He didn't even run, did you?
Awww.
Great tree green.
aww
I didn't know she had the spell magic
fuck!
that sucks
I probably could have kept chasing
but I got a little scared
so
I'll plus the ultimates what that means
but she doesn't have the spell anymore
so she shows her fucking
Oh
She has it again
That should not fight them
Why are you fighting with both help your team, bro?
Dude, holy fuck crazy
Fucking hit her Perry like a dumb ass, bro, there's the spell magic item is pissing me off
Okay, interesting.
She's gonna bat up to the high ground.
So here's my plan.
I threw a knife at her.
The knife is gonna stick.
I'm just gonna start, I'm gonna run straight to the high ground there.
He's about to eat a mystic shot and a knife.
Chaser count.
Why was I holding foul?
Is that nice stick?
Fucking weirdo.
I held control going up this stupid thing, and I-
I think I have to just mark this Mina though.
Cause like, no one else wants to stay yellow.
But I feel like I want to be more active.
Like, I liked what I was doing. Like, I was just rotating and being active and front-lining for my team.
So I- I think I'm gonna keep doing that, and if we lose yellow, fuck it.
Do you have the spell?
Ooh, nice try.
Let's see now, it's funny, because Urn is going to be over on yellow.
I do have Rage though, I wanna fight.
Nope.
My good.
I'm good actually, I'll change my mind.
Should I just rage, just play Yellowknot? I think so.
I need to boost, I need to boost.
I need to boost, I need to be active in this fight. I can't lose my rage, I'm gonna lose all my rage.
Oh my god!
Bro, bro, this turret does too much.
You you have to actually be like playing perfect to play shit at a high level
Do my pockets up like a 2k bag what was that? Did you guys see that?
Huh, how did we get her? What does it mean? And it's a comeback room for them. Oh god
I would have rage though. This is really good
I'm still looking for the posit.
Beds just dropped on the back.
Speak!
I mean I had three on me the whole time here, we take it Earth.
I mean the...
Alright, it's got blue.
Oh, bro, if I had my two maxed here, oh my god.
I think I need to spell magic next item, bro.
And look, bro, now I'm behind again.
Like, I don't understand this shit character, bro.
I don't know how you stay ahead, because you can't really farm.
farm like you're not a farm character
yeah i'm talking to the other one sinners
i'm fucking fat and ugly and smell and no one likes me
go back
i need to spell magic though next item this warden cage is too much
aside from actually we're gonna fight for maximum and maybe if you're gonna go
mid boss just don't want to see me die doing this
pretty fucking fat ass feet stomp on over
Why are you always playing this character, bro?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a very weird phenomenon, though, isn't it?
Well, I really wish Mystic Shot had been in proc off of Shins 2.
So tragic.
Tragic
No son
Maybe you buy egg at the beginning of the game egg on shit
meow meow meow meow meow
my wraith dead, shoulda known right?
i almost got a green, i can't get this other one
i have to go help him, i have to go help him
okay
I don't even know where the Mirage went.
I think he canceled his TP.
That Missed Knife though was really bad.
I mean they're gonna be in bed but what do I do about that what I do about this
has a shift oh my god I gotta go no I trolled I trolled I just rolled I
I trolled the game.
What you got, too?
Come on.
Hello? Look at me.
Please, perceive me.
All up in.
Wow! Earn, earn, earn!
My dynamo is the best part of the game or what?
You know why they lost that?
I think if they're wardens alive, we lose that fight.
But he died for the walker and so they lost mid.
So I'm basically taking part of the credit for that in a roundabout way.
You have the spell, you don't have the spell, hold on.
Do I respect you as a player?
You respect me, see, we ran away there? What a fucking pussy.
And I'm not gonna let him take this, so...
Um, I don't know what, bro. Give me this, really.
Fuck it, I need to do something drastic.
Give me a reverb early. We need to be drastic here
So, let's begin his character, huh?
No way!
OH MY GOD SLAPED FOR THE FUCKING HANDS!
I need Sterilize, I need so much, bro.
I have a Bodhi in my nose. I picked it out.
And my right these seed maybe she comes back right surely
Has medic be bottle is a 44 year old Philip Rivers a better quarter back than jail in France. No
Why do you play shit if you always lose on him because bro how you gonna get better if you don't practice
Think about it, bro
What do I buy next? Do I get weighted shots, bro?
He is over there, I can't figure it out, but there's just 38k.
Bro, I- I swear reverb is not that good, like I swear it's not on shit, but I guess I don't
know what else we're gonna buy.
It's pretty good bro!
Infuser I think would maybe be better but it's also so much more obviously.
It's actually the exact same price as I was thinking of Torment Pulse, but we didn't
need the same price though, I don't know what I'm saying, if you can hear me.
Like what went wrong this time?
I was doing really well and then something happened and now we're fucked
Torment there's so much you don't have it I know bro, but I feel like I needed to buy I think I needed to buy
Dispel and I rushed
Reverbs I was like let me try and get drastic here. Maybe that was maybe that was a
There's also no farm on the map, that's kind of crazy.
There's three on top.
Oh no.
Oh no.
You can ult maybe? I don't know. I'm maybe worse.
No way.
Okay.
We're all having fun.
We all have fun when McGinnis is meta. All of us, by the way.
All earn and mid-vote hard.
Who wins one McGinnis Parade or shift? Place your votes now.
Let's go to Broadway.
I think we have to try.
I need to do them.
No I told you.
Oh my god, how am I alive?
I'm not alive, that's the answer.
Moslem, Moslem!
Get, uh...
Mold, nice.
I don't know, man.
I ate so many cooldowns there, though,
they should have had to be good for something, right?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know, man!
I don't know, man.
Do I buy- is it even worth buying Torment now?
Or do I just build defensively?
Warpstone would be nice.
I don't know man.
Torment Pulse, why not?
Let's see what happens.
Which male, bro? Which male would actually be sick?
But I already left spawn. I don't have enough left, so...
Fuck it.
Has he won a game on Shiv? Yes.
Yes, he has.
Okay, let's hit a fucking right click jump, shall we?
Good boy.
Bro, like it's not fair, they have McGinnis, man!
Oh my pocket.
Well, this McGinnis is a fucking pussy.
Someone's coming here, who was that?
I heard a jump.
Is it a Shadowweave mowing krill?
Okay, that's a lot of ults though, honestly, no one died, they used so many ults.
I don't like this, I don't like this, press my 3 button, alarm I pressed 3 guys,
Who doesn't have resumed haze, okay, I mean
He is about to ult
Oh jeez
I
Oh jeez.
Bro, shiv is too hard.
Guys, shiv is too hard for a guy like me.
Damn, man.
Back to last to Hyper Mechanics.
Post your rank right now, Pussy Boy.
Post your rank right now at TwitchUserPulse6.
can begin. Ascendant 4. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Fuck, bro.
I don't know, man.
I feel like I was playing really well until a certain point.
Predator Hunter Shiv.
Main dash build goaded on God
He doesn't have a fucking build anymore bro
Shits out of date brother
Bro, I was just on oh no, I was on dude's build I was on I was on together's build
Wait no, you still have low main wrong?
Do I run it back on chill again?
You know poison bro, there's only one way you get better, and it's by playing Shiv
Think about it
one more one more shiv game we'll go again on shift yo CEO of swag is that
two months splinter the 20 bits yedder and mr. parsley call me three four five
Volpe's, Titi Pad, Dwayne Peters, thanks guys.
This Tracer costume for Leina goes hard.
Oh my god, it's Tracer!
I actually am kind of sick.
Who'd I get? Lacher Shiv?
Oh my god.
I'm in NA though, I'm in NA though, I'm in NA.
Guys we lost you see what character they got in the team we lost
lost. Fucking lost. Can Elo counter terrorism hop in? Honestly, I need this guy on my team.
counter-terrorism I did this kind of fucking carry hard but we have to my
dog we lost oh my fucking god I'm the most silver's a front-liner I guess but
like oh my fucking god we lost
reactive I need reactive this game it's yeah it's pretty good actually
Yeah, you gotta orphan the movement at the beginning of the game let people know that
you're fucking serious and you guys sure this okay fuck I mean I don't be honest I don't
I think it's a build problem with me on ship. I think it's a fucking user problem, but like, fuck it, we'll try it.
Um, I think it's, I think it's um, it's a good game that is, uh, brought down by the game's atrocious writing at times.
And the way it talks about some characters, EVH.
That's uh, that's a good, that's a good, I think summary of how I feel about the game.
That's just disgusting that that parry extended.
That's just disgusting.
I thought they said they fixed that shit bro.
They thought they could actually kill me.
If I would have less of a man, I'd be dead.
That's actually...
Bro, that is annoying as fuck.
I cannot believe that fucking...
Umm...
That parried.
Bro, I had it back. I was literally...
I did, that's just my bad.
Damn it, man.
Sorry.
No, bro, I waited out the McGinnis parry too.
Like, I swear if you go back and look,
the parry thing goes away and then I fucking,
whatever man.
Kind of corny, but what can you do, I guess?
Cause I'd fucking go next, keep that knife.
Just my bad, ultimately.
Just a scale issue I fear.
I need a couple more games on Shiv.
Just 300 more games on Shiv, that's all I need, guys.
Guys, think about how I first was on Lodge.
I have to let it get to McGinnis some more time, by the way, I'm banning somebody.
Probably a McGinnis player.
The
buttocks could be big here.
Who put that fucking- oh my god, I'm so fucking scared right now, I have to be a front line
for urn as well?
Yeah.
Oh my god, Elo counter terrorism is doing it. Thank you, bro.
I'm gonna shove this wave as best I can.
So I can go get the survival buff that's gonna spawn.
I'm manifesting the survival buff.
Bro, I can just kill him.
He's one huge shit-on pussy.
Where's the challenge?
Where's the challenge?
You little counter-tiverson is doing it!
Smart.
I got to V1 this there.
I think you're right, actually.
Okay, so it's cold front and then dash by the way you press cold front first then you
dash in case anybody was curious
like that
all right let's not be crazy right now with this fucking me getting this
character
And Thickle McGinnis, yeah, she worked real hard on that one.
They might have, actually.
Any radio region, or mystic region.
That makes no sense.
Your dash applies resist shred?
Yes.
If you dash, it takes so long to apply your cold front after, so you want to use it before
because it like travels with you, if that makes sense.
really yeah bro look if I if I see how it goes with me
I
This is tech guys, this is tech
Make it as going blue right now
I did actually do that on purpose, but he's not gonna believe me
Yeah. W. A posi-vibes, right? Oh my god, he's coming back. I see him. I really want to get
the sinners but I'm low. We're doing sinners actually, maybe that's a good time.
Thank you. A lot of damage from that. I think more than I needed. But it's fine. When she's
low McGinnis
Abrams is missing Abrams is missing
Keepers night fucking bitch
Oh my god, he's good.
And we got two.
Take that.
No, man, I'm the world, I'm the world, I'm the world.
He's in the veil.
He's in the veil.
Imagine.
Bro, like these McGinnis turrets, man, they can stop!
Need help on blue.
I'm going to start bitching and moaning and crying.
He's lost in the fucking sauce, he's in the...oh...
He's actually a huge fucking doorman, though.
He's not, by the way.
Drifter's missing though!
Drifter's missing, not Abrams. If you guys were furious.
Do it, just do it bro. Please do it.
yellow I'll take you all on see what happens if I didn't pull front before I dashed there
By the way
I just like four
Yes.
Dude, he's so fucking big, man.
No, this is gonna be a disgusting. They have such a gross team fight.
But maybe Elo counter-terrorism can do something here, bro.
I
Think this character is not good for my brain. I'm not gonna lie
I
Think over green
I really really really really want to stay out here now. I really want to freakin get he'll be before this
if I can
I
Learn I'm looking at yellow alert
This I just don't respect him as a player even engage with him. I didn't look at him. He knows it back in there
In front of you get yellow. I'm gonna go ahead and fight
Sure
They're not in a positive
I
Mean again, I need to go I need to go I need to go I should have
Why are the random fucking turrets there
Let's take out three!
Longer Magnus!
Ladies and Loves, don't leave me.
Actually, just take your hand, please.
Cause I'm fucking shiv.
You're doing what?
Cause on the board you just push this.
We have to push this.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, help me Ivy!
He's dead now
I think by that interaction last has counted yo zip counterspell
Counterspell drifter all maybe Ray thought
Real power.
Um, perhaps you have swag.
Are you really the CEO of swag?
I'm gonna buy and I'm gonna fucking run it people I'm gonna pin them down and say you like that
I see the drifter the first I don't know there I can fix green just cut it over there maybe
Sorry, so there's a little freaky
No one even cut the way
Well, I said a fucking crazy bird where like I felt something in my throat like not quite like I felt my mouth
But like it's a halfway there. You know what I mean?
It's the play in them drifter
of
the
death
of
the
death
Okay, my IV however not fine
You should go in I should really go in maybe there's like four here. Come on. This is my theme song by the way
You hear this when I enter a room when I show up to the team fight. This is what you hear
Head of New York
I have to be active in this fight.
Show me a lot.
I need to be active in this fight.
Go.
They'll call me the slowest fucking shit of all time.
It's so pathetic and embarrassing how small I am.
I'm rushing to a men's post.
Give me this.
Oh my god.
I mean, so, like, how do we...
So, how do we win that fight?
How do we fight Aaron, guys?
Wait, there, there, and there it is, I probably...
I'm an old hero, that's not bad.
Alright, honestly, we'll say I did my job that fight, true or false.
what did you do bro i engaged i made them use meganus ult they used fucking um they
They used fucking a bunch of shit for me, man.
W macro by me, by the way.
I made a lot of space for my team, which is honestly what you have to do as a shit character.
Noobs wouldn't get that.
And honestly, that's brave.
But you know what's crazy?
Dude.
So you guys know how AI always does this thing, where they
say, like, that's not X.
Whatever that fucking hyphen is called, that's Y.
What is that called? The um, the long hyphen?
M-dash, yeah.
Bro, I think AI is starting to remove that.
Cause I saw multiple like blue check mark bots on Twitter that had that same format,
but they removed the M-dash and all of them had a double space instead.
I was like, what?
Are the fucking AI companies
Removing this shit to like try to make AI blend in what's going on here, bro
Yeah, I open fucking chat to try and do a double space
Like it's the end instead of an m-dash. It's a double space. I was like what the hell
I'm not fucking...
Do you have advice for deadlock?
I've played pretty much only Overwatch for the last 10 years.
I have been using data for a long time.
Bro, it's a hard game, man.
It's a hard game.
Don't feel discouraged.
I promise you.
This game is hard
We're like in here bro?
Is that worth it bro?
Uh oh.
Oh, we're fighting still?
I'm sure I gotta get in.
I gotta get in.
Like, using all my cooldowns to fucking take up on the Guinness
Sir, there is a mid.
Hello.
Mid.
There is mid.
There is mid.
There is mid.
There is mid.
You sure you are a homo?
I know bro my fucking haze thank God I lose this one again I need this this
elo counter isn't to save me and holy fuck my prayers have been answered
I
Um, what am I taking damage from bro? We must have a lot of guns
Cover me
Protect me
I
Think I love you again
Okay, my haze is just the best player in the world. I'm maybe they're cheating honestly, okay
Is our haze
He's cheating
Yo, sorry, he's cheating or is he fucking goaded
Honestly if he's cheating keep that shit up, bro. I should have been very looking a little
A little rough and if you're not cheating also keep it up
Teeping yellow
Okay
Huge.
Huge.
Where's my wave?
Oh
Yeah, that's a good idea. Thank you pushing up. I'm in the quick reset team, but you guys got that I think
Or he's just 20 and one. Oh my god. She's big
Ready to use item
Try you shift yeah, I've heard you shift can go kind of brazy on the shift character
is
still
I gotta hear
see some shit movement
See some shipment bro your life. I'll put that fucking wall there ruin my fucking moment
There we go
I don't even know what kind, like, I guess it would, oh wait, maybe I go blue.
Oh my god.
It should broken it should fucking broken
That's all you came to thank you though
Bro, I'm actually gonna have like 17k damages game call it most of us. It is an upgraded spirit snatch. I see it's in mid
I'm going to go with it. I'm not there there, but
I'm gonna take this
Alarm green
I wanted that I guess it's over to mid 740. I think we just don't die
What if I get real creepy and try and get knocked down before mid boss for this making a soul
them from delivering the urn. Look at the little spirit that's still on us. What are you showing?
Are you fighting the CERN? I'm gonna wait till they deposit it on the CERN.
When we get to fight before they deposit it, they don't have resist.
It's kind of just me here, don't you think?
I did my job I saw line I tank
I said 17k damage let's see what we're looking at here 21k I was close
Wait, our Haze doesn't even have that much damage, bro.
She has a lot of kills.
Bro, we got to get toast off of every character that's not McGinnis, bro.
Like, it's just disgusting.
Just stick to McGinnis.
Like, it is what it is, bro.
Is McGinnis your band pick?
Yeah.
Yeah, all right, let's take shit off the roster for a minute, yeah.
Yeah, dog thinks it's time to get one Prime set, bro.
A LaMau the September 1 Prime, and Isaac in Tuesday and Spam Stinks?
It's over.
It's over.
Losing is improving, it is, but...
I don't know if I really like this build.
Maybe I don't like any...
Maybe I don't like any SHIV build.
Thoughts?
I
Mean I do like shit. I just think like building it was so weird. No, it's like a weird. You just hard bro
That's really all of this just a hard character
Forge your own path? Kelvin reference? Oh my god, it's the song that everyone in chat loves.
I don't even know what will...
...hate this song.
Search YUPs build? I kinda like it. YUP.
Buh.
So okay, so it's the same as literally every other ship build.
Alright.
What the hell burst fire on ship, huh?
Wait, there is a vision here though, hold on.
and it's E okay bro I'm about to get this fucking server picker man I'm so
I'm done. Eat your games. I'm so done with them.
We had McGinnis!
Quick question.
CC or Full Spirit? Kudzu, double, stone form IV.
CC, Full Spirit, Kudzu. Not Kudzu, stone form, double stone form IV.
Good luck for playing against two pro players.
For real? I mean, I know what they'd like.
bro play everyone relax I'll handle it is that fucking super tf as well yeah
what up bro what is this lobby
it's actually aim bar calvin is what I should have said wait says Ivy my cc
build doesn't exist huh we lost yo do you lose a six on prime skip miss
Thanks for 69 I'm trying
Super hello, you know what up, bro
They have 666 on Grey Talon, Monka.
Why?
why did we got doubled in height im so sad
oh she wants to invade i mean i can help her invade
I
Know
Gorschen
Is this guy like running with them
Don't punch you
Yo, how do I not carry the talent by the way? You see that bullshit?
You got this fucking screwy. I traded at least but
Thanks Bobcat bro, I thought I could like I should play Valorant. I was mistaken. I'm really low
I might gank
But why is the Billy 3.3 K at two minutes, okay, we lost I guess
Oh shit is here, oh shit is won.
Why the hell?
Okay, they're getting freaky in this lane.
I keep hitting.
Going in.
Someone.
He popped this, not going about it.
Huge.
You rock.
Huge.
There and oh you're with
Huge I'm coming kill on
Really first item point blank now that's a little fucking sick in that what the hell I
Can get you six if I stop playing chip
Who's ready to see me be amazing
On everything my amateur kills him
My amateur's actually dead
I actually punched and I didn't hit thank god
Dirt green, dirt green, dirt green, dirt green, dirt green.
Dirt green.
Oh, she's so tall.
Dirt green.
Alarm.
Are you gonna destroy my grenade?
Headed yellow.
Going in.
There's a green.
There's a green.
I think he's...
fuck
Where is he? Where's the fucking shit?
Shit is one.
You have a way of the fuck?
Oh my god Billy's broken. Where is the shit going here?
I feel this Billy. You sure like super. Why do you not just go for the show? Oh, I was I didn't find them
Geez man say die for the one time die I
Said it die
Let's take out great talent how is low as fuck no green
I'm not with you
Wait this shit looks like mine what the hell
What is happening?
I can't get him.
You wish?
What do you mean?
He doesn't know if I'm sure of it or what?
Oh, yeah, I'm just getting big. I like this I
Actually like this first time chatter in a while, bro. That's the second person. I showed it today as a first-time chatter. I'm scared
This is me I
Can't go contest
My vlog miss all right, but I'll flash I guess
Not even receiving by the way, I have beautiful full luscious hair
off little baby fly not as big as the fly from the day that I'm not a fucking bitch
he's low
yeah I'm coming I'm coming I'm gonna boost but maybe he's low
he does have ult
he's still pushed up he's killing the healer
he's not that low anymore
I
Honestly the Billy was ahead I had we had to get the kill there
Very important, I'm not gonna run, should my fucking dominate me?
I saw Rem, I hear someone, he's...
I'm literally alive by the way, fuck you.
This is so weird bro, why are we freaking peeing?
So, but I just said you would play 007 today and if you didn't you would give 200 so you
got 20 minutes left.
Uh, not how it works by the way.
It's still today until I go to sleep.
So like, I am gonna play it this stream, but it's still today because I haven't slept
yet.
So don't get it twisted.
I hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
Ready to pick someone off.
I do have ult here, there's 5 here.
I'm here with ult.
My Yamato's going fucking crazy.
I
Was my fucking grapple so small
I don't know why you did that I'm so dumb I can't do this I'll die if I do this
Oh my god, I dodged it.
I'm still dead though.
Four here, four here, four here.
At least I didn't give him the fucking boss, but...
I
Got you things we all saw that right
I'm gonna go get him.
Whatever.
That's my...
Shit, game. What can you do?
Can we chase the face?
Going in.
Hi.
Good job.
What are you gonna chase?
I got his yellow.
Let me solo-let yellow.
I can split maybe well this shit is fucking moving, and it's scary
I have to fix blue I have to fix blue I have to
Delay delay delay delay delay delay bled contest
I'm going to TP.
Should have wanted that.
They dropped my Guinness again!
What if we contested her?
Wait, how?
Why is there a random trap there? Did he throw it over my head?
Why do I have the McGillis that doesn't know how to fucking...
No, don't be mean, don't be mean, don't be mean, don't be mean, don't be mean, don't be mean.
No we need tos on my Guinness this game.
I
Seven I'd be a problem. Yeah, I'm gonna buy knockdown for this fool
I don't want to take it though. I mean I want to take it the way
I'm behind the ship I went solo
I mean, I lag. I lag. Like, we all saw that lag, right?
The yellow walker is under attack.
No, Rem is here with all I can't.
Okay, I can't.
Give me this.
I saw him through the wall, he went under.
How did I see that?
Cheating?
How long do you think you can hide from me?
Come with me.
Be the tippy.
No!
We are behind by quite a lot, maybe in 7, I'm just going to palm a lot bro, look at my
Yamato's positioning.
Guys, I fear this game might be fried, I hate to break it to you, we might be as the kids
I'm scared, I heard talent, I want the sinners, but...
Please, don't do it to me.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I rolled over my sock.
Two EU pros versus washed Fembley? I'm not even that washed.
I'm here blue.
I mean the game's broken now, I mean I mean, we just blame on the Guinness here.
I think we just need to stop, bro, I really can't, that's a bad death for me, and you
killed a 7th.
Wait, no.
Okay, we have to win this comeback earn by the way.
The game is over
How you use this McGinnis that old bro
We are not gonna encourage any McGinnis down play. I think my McGinnis is just going through it and my IV and my drift
I mean we die before earn fight and then my McGinnis is gonna get picked here by the seven
and I'm gonna try to contest earn and we just lose bro.
We're somehow losing green walker and we're gonna lose iron like what the fuck
I just open to be like a bad news
Barring but that you do ask this game
Dude, what is my team do is it me guys?
It's all of you
Well me and my Yamato are the only one that didn't get topped in lane I think
Like we're dying as the earn is up, it's just like what are you?
Pull this fucking ramp please
What
Do you go to the ship in the window or something like what's happening?
Man
That's why I sometimes see for the walls by the way, what is that? Oh, it's not me man. I can't I don't think it's me. Oh
I'm just gonna split the yellow.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, okay.
I heard Contest mid.
I mean, I'm an obedient.
My drift was getting hyper.
I didn't juggle.
Oh my god.
It's like a Tekken combo.
What the fuck?
I think it's easy I mean we just somehow got picked before the
I'm fight and then we lost green and then weren't contesting her. I don't really know what happened there
Like I was flipping green
I don't know guys. I'll be honest. I don't know. Can I say that? Hmm.
I can go on the seven and I'm just gonna get foxed so
I mean it's just unlucky they get two people who play the game professionally and I get
the wiggly where I'm on drifted.
Professionally?
Oh bro you're right.
Professionally?
Bro they're playing for like a family-sized Lay's bag of chips.
I would rather just not professionally in general on my team
I mean I've had some impact
Aside from like I have a I almost have Maxwell. I'm gonna get it though
Don't use
Looks all different. I see I see so fucking big
Bro, I didn't even try to kill Tristana, I can't kill me again.
Bro, can the fountain do anything?
Wait.
If I didn't die here, we actually win this.
for my Yamato I think it's just not playing, so...
Mr. Super have you considered Returnal or Sorrows for variety?
Huh.
Guys, I think we're free falling back to Ascendant 2, maybe?
I think I think I got another Graves game in.
I think we need more Graves.
Now the fall damage emote that's actually me. Wait hold on do I have that?
Random
Yo rage in this next one prime Sean green next A1 prime crow
Thanks to 22 prime and I
Arheataurus and Pee Pee Poo Poo and Praker and Frags to Shiesty
Oh yeah, Ghostwater, Dr. Knox, Super Kitty, Papa John, Lunar Lux, HD Manics, Bobcat, Spartan,
Drew, thanks guys.
It's just so obviously haze.
I don't really like playing Mirage.
And I'm in EU again, oh my god.
I'm against free mocking overseas again. Oh my fucking god. It's so over
And the fam Dominic
Then down if you're a real one you'll run down this game for me, bro. I needed bad
bad.
Why you don't connect?
Why you don't connect?
Someone's dodging?
Is what I've made out from that.
Okay, but who's dodging?
Is it Femme Dominic?
Costia's dodging, he just said his name.
I didn't load in bro everyone's loaded in everyone's loaded in though
What is that?
InstaQ is talking about it.
InstaQ is talking about it.
What is that?
How is InstaQ talking about it?
start running start running I don't know what I would go on Mirage where's Mirage
I'm gonna go under my protection now.
Good luck.
I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry baby.
Mara is kind of bad when you only look at his lower half.
His fucking legs are kind of massive.
What the hell?
Um, it's so clearly and obviously going to be dynamo.
Oh no man, I'm going to eat you again, oh my fucking god.
I picked another boogie out of my nose.
Deadlock turn to draw them is it last silver I don't even know what I go here bro
I know I mean surely I don't got a build right
This maybe
Oh, well how about Cyberpunk main game?
Maybe we do that at one point.
I'm playing this character in fucking...
I think since the um, what's it called, the holiday challenge, you want him in challenge.
I
See me I see me
much
I'll pay that much bro. Yeah gun viscous used to be broken as fuck, but I'm pretty sure it's like big a guy now
Holy fuck it pounded
Wait is viscous
Oh, I can get him.
Are we seeing the shit?
I have you.
I have you.
I have you.
The warden is still...
low.
I'm getting fucking weird you're in the back line.
Oh, oh, oh, getting out of there.
I need this fucking bill so bad, I hope she didn't take it without all you fucking pig.
I don't have a bottle no a bottle nice made him waste ice beam what is the thing up there
I need that
No
Um, um, um, uh, shit.
You shit.
Vist you, you like that shit, bro?
You use my self as a little rape?
Sign in more.
Eh!
Wee!
The professor
If you give me a like x minus one amount of characters in the game for guesses I would not have guessed this guess
For who I was gonna get on random
Wait does this increase my my cube healing if I came searching
I like how you said that in chat as I asked that, what the fuck?
Get out of my head please, I'm sure I came searched, I forgot.
I gotta be a little careful.
Oh, I double bounced them
Again doesn't work oh whatever bro
I'm just gonna keep poking the floor and bro wait Streets are coming to the realization
this just might be a little broken with his damage.
I don't know my rate did there but she freaked out
Someone catch that.
I get a walker because I'm not a jack.
Hold back!
I think I'm healing actually if you arcane sergeant.
Is my wraith not coming for the wave?
I'm saving the wave for her.
There she is.
Give me this.
Alright, so when do I ult?
I'm balancing this fucking warden around though.
I don't know where he went.
AHHHHHHH!
Wow.
I actually live that kind of phrase, you know?
Oh my god, bro, I'm doing so much damage. Wait, is this character fucking broken? Hold
on a second. Oh my! Wait, he's dead again. He's not dead. I might be dead though. My
I got it what the hell w
All right, so now what do you do mid game on this character, huh lots of interesting questions being asked
One HP, I'm gonna...
They've taken our blue guardian.
I
Don't want to go home I I Billy in here I'm going in
Me this means
Okay, I have max splatter.
This is bigly.
I thought I missed, that would have been really embarrassing.
Wait, what if I rotate over to do with my ult?
Wait, I gotta flinch back, don't I?
Yeah, you know what? Not my problem, unfortunately.
But my viscous is kinda clean actually.
What, born is right there.
I gotta go.
Wait, I gotta get some fuckin' viscous, uh, movement tech?
NO! I fucked it up by rolling, chud.
or a loss I know bro I'm sorry if you expect me to do anything great on this
character like I don't tell you bro like how much damage is it here wait
Viscous is broken. What the fuck?
You seen this?
Hold on hold that
Someone's here on the center as I heard them. Well, I don't care because I have holes
Fudge. Hold that. 1k bag? No, not yet. No, no, no, no. I will not lose this bag. I'm
going to clear this camp and then I'm going to fucking go by. I don't want to donate.
We'll not be donating.
By greater expansion now.
Get the MTP over.
Huge.
Your feet above me.
I'm ready to get in the mix.
Um, I mean, someone's gotta do something here, right?
something here right oh my god my damage wait check out the shot
Wait this character is fucking broken. Wait is this character busted as fuck?
Yeah I was actually thinking about maybe rushing Max Puddle Punch because they
have graves? But if I'm not buying extra charge, maybe it's not worth. I don't know. I mean,
And I could buy it.
I think you have to max his punch to break her tombstone, right?
Yeah, if you max it, you can break Brake's tombstone.
So maybe that's a play.
Maybe I deviate here and I buy extra charge to count.
Well, but I'm not maxed.
Where do I...
You probably max cube.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
Bye, I'm interested. Bye-bye.
Because how much is in the pool? Yeah, you need extra charge.
I think I boost back here though.
I want to help my, hmmm, I'm going to go yellow, Graves not going yellow.
So I was being like picky about where I wanted to go.
You get two charges on max?
There you go.
Just lie to me.
Just lie to me.
Oh, you're just dead.
Oh shit, I messed up.
I'm chasin'
What the hell?
All of that's a little fucking...
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bitch.
This is my legit aid.
Glad to help.
Okay, this Braves is getting a little big.
Our B-Bop is AFK because he got his center stolen.
Honestly, I get it. I've been there.
We've all done that.
Time to go to the water.
We're gonna talk a lot less shit.
Together.
Rescue beam huh?
Who's your ability range man?
I don't hate the rescue beam though.
Now I gotta remember that I have it.
It's the end of my never fucking purchase.
We gotta kill these graves.
Guys, we gotta kill this Graves, fast.
If we see her, I'm running her down.
I'm looking for her.
She's not showing anywhere though.
Kind of pissing me off.
Oh, jeez.
Bro, the random fucking damage.
You get from this fucking ability is just ridiculous
I really want to try and kill this I
Had over this guy, I think we are fucking graves there
I mean, it's pathetic
What if I go a little bit of shoving here?
I like this.
I like that.
Although, we're gonna lose earn.
Maybe I don't like this.
What the fuck?
What is what is what?
He's actually trolling. They weren't joking.
That's the urn! The urn!
Oh jeez!
I'll be lost, urn.
There's Grace.
Oh!
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get in there.
Oh!
So am I just like a fucking one bot?
I'm a splatter bot every eight seconds?
Okay, it really sucks we gave up that urn and the graves lived but I can go kill it right
Should I see on the map? Hold on, click now.
You guys wanna see a real viscous in action? Witness me.
You're laughing!
Oh, the fuckers!
I wanna camp her out, because I think she's gonna be greedy and stay.
Cheers!
I'm actually a fail on that.
I want to kill her!
I just can't wait this fucking mirage is getting smoked bro
come here bitch
nope don't heal off me
get this shit off me bro
imagine if I had any help here by the way
shit
Guys, we're gonna lose a fucking Ford of 5v6 by the way
Alarm
I think
Okay
Wow, I died and then fucking no one goes to save yellow. Is that my fault for dying?
Maybe that's just my bad
Damn, what if I rush spear then though?
No.
Maybe I get back on shot, actually.
Instead of, uh, boundless?
Give me that.
Give me that.
First one chatter.
Hey, all caps.
What up, bro?
Okay we have to fight this earn and I'm a little scared because Grace is gonna be
big. But like we should be fine, probably.
Playing Splatoon in yellow lane bro. Nobody wants to go to yellow lane
except for me. Like what am I supposed to do guys?
Someone's here. I don't know who. Mina-ha?
You don't like that very much, did you?
Okay, I'm just gonna hold this lane down until my team gets here for earn fight and I'm gonna just
splatter a couple times and then bounce.
Spirit earn it here!
Let's take out Mova!
Well, play my team those come over here, alright?
Yeah.
The earn has been dropped.
Oh, huge.
Wait, W fucking Punch-Tecting?
Hold up.
Yeah, my viscous is kind of clean
I
Go yellow
I'm coming
Where'd he go?
What the fuck?
Where'd he go?
Come here, little freak.
Is that a blast cannon stack?
I
Rated that oh that's terrible
Not a freak
Guys what the fuck's happening over there in yellow lane on my belt my belly
What's she got?
He shit.
I missed.
Now I hit back to the Kelvin.
What's he doing?
Runs you over.
Nah, I'm good.
Wait, am I good?
My thing hit her like twice.
We need to be full the way. We need to get sucked off.
I think we're good. I think we're good.
Nice, man.
Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
I love my you.
I love my goo.
Oh, my goo.
Wow, what a chill viscous game.
No one coming.
They're bebop, like, half-throwing.
And, um, and I'm just busting on people.
I
Chained
Warden
This is a never-ending that lock games go your lobbies are just full of snipers
Bro, what am I supposed to do? Hide the names and fucking turn off comms? Like what am I supposed to do, bro?
I guess so, huh?
What's happening over there on yellow? Should I be active there?
I meant to press 3, but it's fine.
Did you get fixed in here like that?
Bouncing you against the wall?
Sit on.
Hey.
What?
What's this warden doing back here?
My king's got that.
Cute.
Meena!
I see Meena.
Oh my god
She's dead
What a game this is, huh?
Let me write buff
Thank you.
This one?
Wraith won this one?
Oh.
I didn't- don't get mad at me.
That's not the right?
I know my right's on my left.
Oh, what if I wanna go spirit burn first?
Rip and burn first over reverb.
I mean...
Yeah, who's dude.
Who's dude.
BRRRI IMPEROROO!!!
BRRRI IMPEROROO!!!
Like how much of my trigger is damaged?
Yeah that's pretty nice.
Oh, she's just so fucking dead.
Wait.
Grab Max Punch yet?
I don't, motherfucker.
I'm just gonna get through the way.
I just care.
Are we dynamo?
Are we good?
Oh, yeah, we love that.
What?
Another one.
Wait, this fucking viscous character is just disgusting.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Alright, another one.
Oh shit.
You missed though.
Please.
Please says Kelvin. I
Have inting bebop
Let me keep KD
I'll go AFK and you can end I promise hello
Oh
Honestly, I'm a big fan
Harry that I wasn't walking
Big
There's no save. Thanks.
There he comes with no save.
Catch these!
Is there actually an Oracle one in this game?
Why?
This guy just walked.
How does he know that someone's an Oracle one?
I'll take all that shit off me, actually.
And then, let me check this out, and we'll hit another E's, hit some other E's, and
a W.
Sick.
I
Did nothing bro
No one is my equal
Graves had most player damage I had for the most player down, but my god
This is an ascended war lobby. Is that how long it's been since I played Vistis? Is that why this shit was fucking free? I
I guess that makes sense, huh?
My viscous MR is just down in the toilet, and they're a play-this character?
What? Who's sleeping?
I think it's Lizzie in 35 months, appreciate it.
Oh, huge bro!
Huge!
That's actually a max win.
Viscous.
I gotta pee, guys.
I got a peeing.
Hiya!
Baby!
Oh
I'm
Yeah.
You smell nice today, Super.
How do you know that?
How do you know that?
I
How do you know that?
Boop boop boop boop!
Does game be good if they made this guy's ult into Winston Primal?
Oh...
Um, is it time for 007?
Um, I don't know what I'm talking about, though.
Well, I need to get the more fistfights as Viscous.
Yo, Midnight Vultures and Arian and Fake Jeffery and Lizzie Ritter and YoSpod,
Dilzerker, Saren's Fear, that's six, seven months.
Chance is 17 months.
I haven't opened this game yet so I don't know if that's like preload shaders and
shit and like crash my fucking this.
You see?
I say this for the whole chat when I say we all want ESP to win tomorrow.
We'll see what happens.
Am I effing already?
Oh wonderful.
my guys hello hello what's happening guys can we stop making games oh my god
I'm preloading shaders help wait if I tap out of my fine
Hello am I here
Where I think I'm on a delay now am I on a fucking delay oh
My god, I am
Wait, you might have to refresh if I wanted to, wait, can I get a fish moly?
Oh, yeah, you might have to refresh if you're on a delay.
Okay, wait, shaders have been preloaded.
Hold on.
How are we?
Okay, we're good.
I think we're in W. English.
Menu narration enabled.
Menu narration speed.
Reduce light effects.
Subtitles.
Menu narration enabled.
Subtitles on.
Graphics?
Full screen?
1280x720, excuse me.
Maybe turn the master volume a little bit.
I'll have to adjust that more, I'm sure.
Transfer function, don't know what the fuck that means.
Um...
Yeah, I read it.
Yeah, I read it.
Smart.
Superhouse the Recoil.
An IOWI account? Do I have an IOWI? Do you need one to play Hitman? Do I have an IOWI account?
I think you do.
Eh, remind me later.
Options. Graphics.
Gonna have to turn.
The graphics down a bit guys just cuz you know, I don't want to lag when I'm playing the game
It runs well
Okay, well we'll leave it at that
Okay. Earn the number. Bond is more resilient, stronger, and has constant access to abilities
while enemies are slower and weakened. A balanced experience. Bond is more strategic with his
health, resources, and abilities while enemies are more resilient and harder to counter. There's
There's no way it's that hard, right?
There's just no way.
Yeah, I do like your cat anonymous.
I do, bro.
Oh my God, what's happening?
Double-sign it!
I guess you want to come here.
I'm waiting where the search light may tell an unusual heat stick near to a couple of clicks off coast.
Who else is it?
That's all I've got.
What sort of a dream are we talking about?
Let's close the fight.
Come to the island of housing.
Is that Bond?
Themself?
Is that James?
Oh!
Ah!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I can't get out of here.
We are under attack.
One of these now.
Alright.
F**k!
It's still out. It's back by the way.
Holy s**t.
I mean honestly the pilot's just gotta be using his flares better now, that shit was
kind of off.
Not great flare usage from the pilot.
What's happening?
Can I move?
Oh no.
It's a helmet.
It's a hand.
So he's dead as fuck, right?
Like, how long has he been under here? Not breathing?
Wait, is that his f- Is that the top half of his body?
Do I see that right? Are his guts pouring out of the bottom there?
Oh, this guy's dead.
Wait, he's not dead?
What is that at the bottom?
The WQTE what is happening? I look like his guts were spilling out at the bottom. Maybe I'm insane
Maybe it was actually like
Okay, that's a good one.
And it's Jaden in quite a damn avoidance. Thanks guys.
Fuck, she's loud as hell.
But somehow he's alive!
I'm sorry, Excelsior.
Hold.
You're loud as fuck, bro.
And then...
Motion blur.
Off.
Oh my god, is that yelp?
Yes!
Yes!
They actually copied my shock syndrome.
Yellow tape!
Can I pick up that helmet?
Well, you're being a little dramatic. Can we fucking wrap it up, bro?
What difficulty, mom? What was the highest difficulty called? Putrid?
So what it was called? No, this is not right.
Pure X. I was close.
That was close.
What have we got here, bro?
I hope this guy's dead as fuck.
Topsy to dash to cover.
They didn't see me?
Blind? Only lack of peripheral vision, we love that.
This is a little deck you do with sea.
Control the crouch.
Just stranded that dead guy on a beach.
Oh yeah, the hell?
That's a lot of guys.
Crouching tall grass to stay hidden.
Oh, I'm cr-
Why is he grunting so much, chill bro?
Hold W and press space to climb tutorials climb
How do we even watch a double-oh-seven movie, bro? I like I said earlier
The only double-oh-seven movie
I've seen a clip from is Christina Royale the poker scene. That's it, bro
Yeah
James
Yeah, what's up cinnamon?
Sorry guys, just gotta adjust this as we go, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
You are not 47, bro.
47 would never do that Jackass. God these soldiers are fucking stupid
Are you sure you're up for this adrenaline come off even significant damage better keep those noodles up then
He must have thought he was tough delivering that one
47 Buspult kicks that rock directly to the guards head
me why is that my six getting involved here the retrieval camp has been
compromised how and by whom is what I need your help figuring out so I gotta do
everything that's classified oh classic who's running a retrieval mission then
also classified oh my god help if I don't know what's going on by doing
exactly what I tell you yes ma'am yes mom you can't take my line
He sounded tougher saying it, okay, but I sounded more submissive, so...
about there bro nice good shit
Good one.
Let's take the high ground, you can never go wrong taking the high ground.
Let's take the high ground. You can never go wrong taking the high ground
This is like the encampment they sound around Thor's hammer in the movie Thor you're literally right by the way
So how the fuck are you hanging like this if your fingers hurt
He tanks those bro that water is probably so fucking cold
I see some friends markers good you're close to the camp
I'd rather just turn it in it's bumping. Oh, so it doesn't help
You're in Walter again better than getting spotted
Something a bomb set up
Now to level this place
they are all ours thank you m.i.6
thank you m.i.6 explosives, they're the ones running your training mission, officially,
and that would be great of high explosives put in the whole area.
It's a post-mission cleanup measure.
I didn't want you to get worried about it.
No.
Chemical sterilization.
What's the word about it?
Firmware.
It's quite safe.
What's not however is used in out in the cold.
Yes.
I know.
Let's say it heard me talking to her right there.
There's a window.
Get me in there.
There's a window here I can get through.
Oh, it's probably nice in here.
Oh!
Now clear.
Good news.
Parker.
Oh!
Now clear.
Good news.
Parker.
Woo!
Steal him, sir.
There's CBO, the son.
Don't push this, sir.
Just teach him to second.
Wait.
What the fuck?
You speak Serbian?
I'm on to Negrin.
picked up a few phrases while mountain climbing there
amount of hidden talents
Let's figure out who these hostiles are
Already on it. I found a receipt in the jacket
Berlin cafe November 17th
Paid in cash interesting. Okay keeping coming our receipt
Oh, what the fuck
Briefcase
It's for the first open whatever it was. I was destroyed
All right
Crouching is not allowed in public spaces for raising suspicion. He's been shot
by talks
Oh, he's dead as far up any vitals. Oh
Rose cooked. He's dead
foster
one of yours
senior engineer
Keep going he's sleeping on the job
Oh a txk bio and that one of their guns what kind it's a txk biome biome
This continued also. It's biometrically locked brilliant
Wait, does it reflect- ooooh, wait, we are in the fuckin' modern age of gaming.
Hold on a sec.
Metal Gear Solid did it first, I broke.
Kojima is just the fuckin' best, he's just the savior of gaming, okay?
You happy or what?
What is that?
Comm device?
Interesting.
A patch?
Croatia, huh?
What about this page?
Red and white checkers in this context could reference Croatia
Croatia, huh? What about this page? That's just a site explosives protocol from the mi6 handbook
Holy rocket launcher serial 394 klv 211 the launcher is part of a u.s. Shipment stolen in rj is nine years ago
No, it's fast. Keep digging. They're not done. How does she know it off the top of her head? What the fuck?
Don't want to draw attention to myself. Sorry, bro. I'm just pressing buttons
Oh, okay
Oh acorn seven of acorns the fuck
Shut up, oh see
Okay
Seven minutes
What's up, bro?
How did James know how to do that?
You do
Hold on, we're gonna find you'll near
I'm serious Bond you haven't signed the official secrets act. I need to hear you say that you accept and acknowledge its ramifications
I accept I'm acknowledge
Wait, we're actually gonna see fucking mule near
She's fucking walk bro, we took at the pace a little bit
These bombs I should know...
None ya should know of.
No.
You should know of.
So?
Lay it on me.
You're still on the need to know basis.
Oh my god!!
Mission protocol Grey Envelope forbids any overwrap mention of this encryption level.
We'll not discuss any specifics.
specifics
Shit what are we gonna see it?
I'm afraid that's classified
What the hell?
What the hell?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Where is it?
Where is it?
I need you to look for the OVC unit in sight.
OVC.
And that is?
Right.
On World Computer, besides the shoebox,
probably it's been in some shock absorber and webbing.
It's gone.
Done.
Have a look around the tent for it.
On it.
The hell?
Yeah, it's like warping.
You see that shit?
Oh my god, my head!
I'm gonna, I'm gonna flow up!
Oh jeez!
Come on, why do I have to hide?
That's bad news, shall I worry?
Give me a sec.
We got what we came for. Let's get the hell out of here.
We get on the plane in three weeks like gold in Brazil.
Watch for me. The others are preparing the final cleanup now.
Ever been to Brazil? First time. What's it like?
Did you mention the self-distortion before?
Yeah.
I need you to do exactly as I say.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm going.
Umm...
Any contamination yet?
Start stripping.
What exactly am I looking for?
A green box with a bright orange stripe.
Probably tucked away somewhere.
Green box with a bright orange stripe?
Oh, jeez.
Just throw this shit on the floor.
The hell is all this stuff?
Collie, you need that after you're down.
Just fucking come on.
Throw it on the floor, bro.
I got it!
Which one's orange?
What?!
Okay!
Sure!
I
Why I'm pushing it
What next have a little rest and then get somewhere safe you've done great
I just did take a little rest extraction team pick you up in about an hour
Well bro, our fucking key art.
Wait, but how am I going to get extracted if we got shot down coming here?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, but I'm James.
Yeah, but I'm James
Yeah, thanks, naturally Alan and life of astro
I'll take those odds.
I'm literally James Bond!
Okay, James, two containers, B4 or G9.
B4 and G9... That's G6, F8.
G9 spotted.
I think I'm already more of a James Bond expert.
I take down from above.
He's right there!
Is this just open?
It's just off on the side!
Bro, wasn't I like freezing like 30 minutes ago?
Wait, this is just like fucking Hitman.
Cover takedown. Uh oh.
Oh, I'm going to destroy you.
Um, I didn't know I was a constable.
I'm fucking out now, James. I need to find those cabins. Just like Bond.
Fucking slumped his ass.
Never he's talking to I'm sure won't care that he just fucking...
to remember me by storage key satellite part
oh hello
hey listen we don't have much time we need to get you out of here we all know
that your delusions of being gone will be exposed when you have to start reducing
We have this to deal with the hostiles I'm all you've got
Just one. I'm all you've got
Get a grip of
What about the others?
We can't leave without them others in before other side of the camp. Relax. They specific entry groups. I'll handle it
They were really rough. I hope they're okay. Okay, you need to stay put while I free them and run east on my signal
What kind of signal?
You'll know when you see it. I just knew that so I'm just it's just so obvious. That's what he was gonna say
She's so obvious well, I think I could literally be
Um, we will slip in here.
The... actually...
Hmm...
Actually, I'll go this way.
Yo, what up guys?
I see you in there!
Streets are saying super tf will be the next bond?
I like that.
Sorry, I like those odds.
Nothing.
We found it ourselves.
You could have saved them if you had spoken up.
Why so quiet?
You don't want to show?
We'll see.
Hang on, you're finally here.
You don't want to shout?
Pussy?
Oh, thank god you're finally here.
Yeah, well, you know.
Listen, I already freed your friends. We got a much time. The hostiles are planning to blow up the camp.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
They can't. That idiot was in charge of the destination.
Still, these guys mean business. We need to go. Wait for my signal and run east.
What's the signal? Any ideas?
If you topple the central blast, we'll all hear it.
It will barely stand in this storm.
Snap one of the wires, and I bet that'll be enough.
Here, the detonator. You better take it.
What if I pressed it? How funny would that be?
When it goes, you run east.
Towards the sunrise. Got it.
There's a man right there.
Oh
Bro, there's a guy right there we're just gonna fucking drop this ladder like it's nothing. All right
All right, it's time to bring the house down
Well, do they not know you're not mi6 bro, I don't think they care I think they want to fucking leave there
They want to live so they get the fuck out of here
Why can't I drop sick roll
We out
Fuck.
Ah, fuck.
Ah, two!
Eek!
Oh my god, do it just hard!
Shot him. I shot him.
I shot him, guys.
Just shot him in.
Now he recognizes he likes killing people.
He's like, damn, that shit felt pretty good.
What the hell?
Runs into a wall?
The game is to auto-crack my camera by 8 degrees.
Holy shit, holy shit.
What the fuck?
Shit.
Hit the fuck out of him.
Oh shit.
Shit.
Who the fuck up?
Oh shit.
Ehh!
Bunch.
Fuck off the ATV plus-E.
Shhh.
Give me that, give me that, give me that.
Yo, oh come on.
Hahahahaha!
Those bullets going through me man!
Everybody okay?
Um.
Stop!
I've got to get Maitan!
Out of your fire!
What is this now?
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, that's how it was war
Do you have an appointment?
The name's Bond.
James Bond.
James Bond.
He's with me.
You sound familiar.
Today's not about me.
It's about you and the incident last month.
come on your business class mr. Bond thanks
follow her healing fast and it was you anyhow
does disabling the ability to play an official bond theme has got to be some
No, that's a good question. Is there no there isn't you guys are lucky
Did I say that I wouldn't have that's confidential
What the fuck after you also where should go
Is this about me hanging up on you in Iceland?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Alright, that's how you want it.
Let me see that scar on your face, bro.
And you are?
Am I a six-handler?
You're infuriating your secretive.
Oh.
But why can't I just read her little ID badge on her-on her belt?
What the hell?
Just read the ID badge, bro.
Moneypenny. Can I grab you for a second?
I'll be right down.
Moneypenny.
Money penny, that's a name money penny. Sorry your name is money penny
Walkies, let's not get carried away James. At least tell me who I'm meeting money to see em. M. M. Mario
You're really enjoying this on you and you're not particularly no
Oh.
Ms. Ponsonby.
Ponsonby.
James Bond here to see M.
Thank you, money penny.
Take a seat.
M will be ready shortly.
M.
Take a seat.
Agash is nasty.
Codenames?
Who is M?
Why am I here?
Codenames.
You know, I didn't get much info about today's meeting.
What's M? Is that a code name?
Would be odd for a surname, wouldn't it?
True.
So what's M stand for?
What does M stand for then?
You're very talkative, aren't you?
Why am I here?
I wonder if you know why I've been called here.
Everything you need to know will be explained to you shortly.
Close her laptop?
Super any streamer event found footage. What bro? People love talking to me
Take a seat.
Am.
Stands for Maria, I'm guessing. I don't know.
This is a co-name, so who knows.
So, Iceland.
Air crewmen in training accidentally stumbling upon an MI6 operation of the utmost importance.
Initially willing to assist, but then you hang up on us.
Yeah, get fucked.
direct orders and ultimately blow up the invaluable asset we were there to
retrieve but it wasn't there anyway I was under my six command and I just chose
not to take your advice oh my yes
heads from kicked out of several conflicts thrill seeking several
discipline are here issues with authority I believe there's more case of
authority having issues with me oh look I know where this is going you can
spare me the velvet gloves do you mind telling me why I'm here
I would like you to join his Majesty's Secret Service his majesty I want to
make you a spy.
You what?
What?
I want you to join my training program.
Programme?
Though, I have to warn you, it's unlikely you'll
pass the tests.
Should you make it, I have to inform you that agents
have very short life expectancy.
Normal social life is near impossible.
And if you do get caught, we will deny ever having heard of you.
Cool.
How does that sound?
What's the downside?
Money's terrible.
When do I start?
Now. Moneypen is waiting for you outside.
She'll run through the details.
Yeah, put him through.
Almost as hard as being a streamer.
True.
Yeah.
Name's tough.
Too tough.
So it's a new thing then
Well, the other recruits been out of six months, so you have some catching up to do
The double O's, huh? What number am I gonna be assigned double or what what do you guys think?
Better get you up to speed as I said basic training and initial elimination rounds already completed
Only six recruits qualified for advanced training and so far all of them have excelled
Final exams are in six months. You'll have to ace all of them to qualify for Trobby double-oh seven
email lets you stay on for that long
greenway
Training instructor John people and orders above principal sort of guy judging from your profile. I'm sure you'll get along splendidly
Anyway, I'm sending you to the MI six training facility in Malta
while you'll be joining the other recruits. Your flight's waiting for you. You better get a move on.
Break your leg, James.
James Bond.
John Greenway.
Yes.
And you're late.
Oh.
Persona length tutorial incoming wait this is like when soldier picks you up from the
freaking from the freaking train and drives you to Leblanc oh my god
Man, I suppose it's nice as hell.
That's the training facility.
Seen it.
You're not here for sightseeing.
Bro, the audio?
The dialogue and cutscenes is kind of quiet, you know?
I feel like it's louder now, but...
I don't know.
me being here you'll have to take that up with them already tried she insists we
give you a chance go to audios and change home theater oh headphones
Thank you.
Yes, until you get bored or the work's too hard, I read your file.
To do this, you need skill, discipline, and above all, dedication.
Pure dumb luck will only get you so far.
Well, we got that covered.
Sir.
We'll see if it helps, I don't know.
First we have to take chomps.
S.A.S. is here, too.
You really have a knack for stating the obvious.
Surprised?
I didn't know they trained in Malta.
I expect the list of things you don't know is quite extensive.
Come on. This way.
The needle's eye.
the
now that there's better not go boxing what the fuck
meet our new star air crewman bomb
so capable he could skip basic training
he'll now demonstrate his superior close combat skills
I will.
Press left click destroy.
Ow. Ow!
Yo yo yo yo!
What the?
Yo!
So perhaps some basic training might still be needed.
Cressida, Monroe, it's top of the class.
I tasked you with bringing him up to speed.
But sir-
He gets two weeks to pass basics.
We still have to study for social engineering.
Well consider it a challenge, Cressida.
You like those?
You know what I'll up this one notch.
If he fails, I take two credits from both of you. Oh shit
You know
You love a challenge
Respectfully, sir, this thing would be wasting our time
John didn't hear you by the way
Yeah! Very true ghosty.
First stop, give me the fucking side eye glare you stupid pussy, I'll knock your ass out.
The first interaction we had was a fluke, you're lucky.
Round two, I put you on your ass.
So yesterday was fun?
Listen, I don't know who the hell is playing famous for you.
Obviously someone up high, but you won't get any from me.
Better candidates were cut and as far as I'm concerned you should only be here if you burned it. Oh you and Greenway both
So why are we bare knuckle boxing
When I get this supposed to be some like a high ranking secret government
Top driver
in the world. Incorrect.
Okay. Go on then. Go then. Do a lap around the island and don't feel for her. Fast as
you please. No speed limits here. Let's do this. I'll come along. Show you the course
and give you a few pointers. Yeah, hey, we gotta do something about you, bro. Go, go,
If you want to move my road ramps, you need to go up again.
Slow down, good boy.
Nice traction.
I know.
You need to have a great sharp time.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh shit!
Not too shabby. Next time, let's do you go fast, please.
Fast? Oh, okay. I can do that. What the fuck. What the hell?
W A S D and space this bear knuckle boxing shit
Yeah, this doesn't seem very, uh, give me a hundred one, two, three, four, three, four,
four, four, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10,
30 seconds? I'll do it in half of the time.
Let's go pussy.
Oh shit!
Oh my god he's pulling that at me!
Something like that.
Something like that.
I'm just wet it.
Yo!
I
98
99
99 what
I'll get some of them later.
Hey, Shatty, if you've been sitting for a while,
like me, remember to Sammy's privilege.
Cut the shots.
Battle bubble.
Huh?
Hold on.
You two, get in the ring.
I'll kill you.
What?
Let's do this.
Really, Negro?
Fuck.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You're a fucking pussy!
Give it to everything you've got.
Everything he's not is enclosed with us.
What the fuck?
Take that.
Wait, wait!
Eugh!
What?
Why is-
What the fuck?
I'm bitching these guys, chill!
Thanks for the practice.
Where?
Bond, you didn't.
I didn't know what to do, I didn't want to be rude.
Okay.
Aircrew, you're up.
If you're serious about earning your place, let's go.
Monroe, any dating horror stories you care to share?
You look like a man who's had a few.
You think this is a joke.
Get it easy, mate.
Press F to fake surrender.
me? Press F to fake surrender. I thought you knew. I don't have to earn this. I can just
get by on blind luck, right? Who needs luck when you've got the old boy network on your
side? Take down. What did he say, mate? Call it a day? No more cake. Oh my God, how did
I should just explode.
Q, dodge, Q.
Who's it is?
Slumped.
Oh, what up?
Yo, the whole building's fucking collapsing.
This feels like attempted murder on the lobes.
What's going on, Grail? Dang it! Oh, see? Now take him out the window!
I
What the fuck
Okay
I
Can push it that this shit. I'm drowsy rascals to fuck it. Yeah, you like that
Wow
What is this man
Millions of dollars in taxpayer funds!
I think this is gayer than having sex with a man.
This whole sequence?
Tap out, man!
Tap out, man!
First of all, worst choking film I've ever seen in my life.
What is this shit, bro?
Just the worst technique ever.
The hell?
me I decided to take this boring outside of the ring and destroy half the building
things might have gotten slightly out of hand don't take the blame for him on
road honestly sir he's cleared his close combat requirements that's really
when it's testing see what he's got that was out of line I apologize destroying
half the building out of line expected better from you
and I know if you want this mess clean it up alone okay the house is the house
that even gonna happen
you pass basic training congratulations however there is also the matter of your
performance review. Yeah, late on. What is immature and reckless? True. Guided by his gut feelings and mistaken ideas of loyalty.
He's a bad influence on the other. The rest of the game is a construction simulator.
A victim to his charm. Greenway recommends that I cut you from the program. But you won't.
Thanks, Time Dingle, and Sir St. Santos and Honky Tone, and D'Movi and Viridia.
Trick yes, I'd rather enjoy it myself. What's down there? You'll see but first let me give you some context
I've been heading MI six for 14 months now
Tell me how many terror attacks have we have on British soil in that period as far as I know none dead agents blown covers
I wouldn't know mom also not talking too fast. This is not how a conversation goes or secretly resolved conflicts
this way okay I need to check your clearance sir he's with me there's no need no bitch never
before have we had a success rate like now never before the precision safety Intel quality
conflict resolution to such high standards unprecedented and unrivaled by
anyone else in the intelligence community
oh my god it's like that it's like a thing you see it do you see it it's at
the logo
oh wait don't you get a fucking badge if for like a sub or something for this
game or is that over already
This is the reason for our success. Meet Thea.
Thea?
The world's first and only second-generation...
Oh my God! James Bond is using AI!
I hope all those things were theoretical at best.
That's what we want you to think.
Thea synthesizes millions of data streams instantaneously to make statistical deductions on matters of national security.
The system's all but wiped the floor with GCHQ.
Since its activation, we've saved more lives, thoughted more attacks,
Wait, isn't this literally like the good version of the whole plot of the later soldier?
in modern spy cross in fact that's the very reason I'm bringing back the
double O's oh I heard you were cleared for advanced training how did you sneak
up on us I am you did an impossible thing I would like you to do it again
well less than 1% chance isn't impossible is improbable well then I
don't have much use for you do I what the hell to me I'll get the hell out of
my Faraday cage. Come on, I'll take you to Q-Lab.
So, what's in Q-Lab? Apart from Q, I wouldn't really know where to begin. You'll see.
I, uh, you really should work on my-
Well, I can say that you're creating these secretive side of yours.
Oh. You don't think that I'm hitting all of the marks? But how about this? I'm sure
they'll be a surprise or two, you know.
Could you sort that? Hmm. A bit over the top, perhaps.
Just wait and see.
You know, errant and unventured, and coconut,
Laya, O.W., Quincy's, Cluzio, Time, Dingle,
Thanks guys. Fluffy orcas, thanks for the sub, bro.
What the hell?
This is probably like 25 references in here
that I just don't get.
I don't know, I'll just see them as well.
The first sign that says, Taxon.
Uh, retreat bomb if I'm mistaken, can I help you?
Oh, look at my jaw, think I dropped it somewhere.
Happens all the time.
Welcome to Q Branch.
Oh, where am I to find Q?
Down past the central platform.
Cheers!
Who is this Q person?
He's the Head of Branch.
Dapper little chick, but don't let appearances fool you.
The man's mind is as sharp as the crease in his trousers.
That should narrow the list.
What exactly is Q-branch?
M-I-6's internal R&D division.
We design customized field equipment for that extra edge.
I'm not getting a cyanide tooth if that's what you mean.
Cold warm myth. We prefer to keep you alive.
Then we're on the same page.
Should I position the flamethrower next to the exhaust pipe, or beneath it?
Yeah, whatever, bro.
James Bond.
hi bone I mean that thanks bro thanks MI6 staff
is this Q
James Bond Stan still I'm looking for someone called Q and you found him right
step through here please
and you found
look into these
hold still, eyes open
are we going to see a little house on a hill?
what was that?
it's your lenses
you need a little time to calibrate so you won't see anything just yet
Ah, interesting.
Right.
Follow me.
I have something for you.
Ooh!
I already have a watch.
An Omega watch.
May I see it?
You're gonna throw it away or what?
I
Now you get a new one
Now choose
Midnight maroon ember gray emerald green burgundy veiled navy blue dawn gray winter gray
It's either an Emerald Green or a Burgundy Veil kind of guy.
Where are these real?
Wait, hold on.
Can I lift this up?
Omega Emerald Green Watch.
How much we got here for this?
Let's see here.
$7,400 for this one?
That's not even the same one.
Hold on.
Is this the same one?
No.
Wait.
Yeah, this is the one.
$6,300 for this watch?
It's actually kind of a fugly IRL.
What the hell?
Smart.
I'm sure.
Give me that.
Just the right side of Ostrotaceous.
You're the first recruiter to receive one.
Give it a moment to calibrate.
Switch on the Q-Lens overlay.
Hold Alt and her Q-Lens mode.
What the fuck?
Use the watch to turn off the two lamps on the table in front of you.
That's it.
Good job.
Okay.
range and a 360 reach angle. To be honest, we haven't tested it to its limit yet.
Magic watch?
Actual just magic watch?
Don't change a thing. Oops, it must still be set to my profile.
Well done, though. Let me reset your watch to field mode.
If it runs out of power mid-mission, you can recharge it from whatever electrical devices are available,
such as the battery on the bench there. Montgomery, we need a cleanup over here right away.
Talk to Salina Tam. It's at the bottom of accessibility settings. Everything's the same
except Bond is gay in this one. Oh, James Bond. I've been monitoring you quite nicely. The last
time someone told me that, I'd like to leave the country in some haste. Oh, which country? Which
time. Gemma Chan? Is it Gemma or Gemma? Gemma Chan. Gemma?
Have a game one for nostalgia you're intrigued admit it come and see me after training. I promise you won't be disappointed
Talk to money penny guessing this is more than a lamp correct
My father
For bond is it good to have you with us
Just blinded a man
Yeah, could you move fast?
The fog?
Hey, welcome to Q branch.
This is where the magic happens.
Ever talked about that again, pussy?
There's still a few things to find out.
You were smart for weeks too early this time.
Probably the proximity sensors need to be calibrated.
You all sorted?
Yeah.
Yes.
If you're ready to leave, I'll brief you on advanced training.
The keys.
The door.
motorcycle. Oh. My digs.
I was just dropping off a few boxes for Cressida.
I hope we'll meet again.
Bye-bye.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
the street brawler
the street brawler
what about the street fighter
Take that. Take that.
Down the hall on the left. And this place is fucking nice.
Photo of Monroe with his girlfriend legendary SAS officer.
That's his grandfather, not girlfriend. I don't know, man. This lexic. Don't, don't get mad at me, please.
How many who knows maybe he grew up in fucking down south who knows bro
Do do do do do in here? I've got something for you. Hello
Foreign Secretary Bright is your dad. I just met him at the door. Yes, didn't you know?
When did you get here about 40 minutes ago? You're already plastering the walls with study plans
We have a lot of work ahead of us, but not a lot of time brother something going on with like everyone's upper teeth when they talk
What have you got for me the key to your room?
Obviously the best you can see it too, but the second best one's still free really. Yeah
Howman row makes decisions is a mystery to me the keys on my desk
Why do you think this room is the best one facing east releasing endorphins in the morning cold in the evening and not facing the streets
The bathroom is right next door. Of course the pipes and the drains are facing this way, but that's a small concern
It's called smiling and it's more than a lot when talking to you though
Because I really like the color
No, it's on the mess in 40 minutes. I'm impressed shut it. You're starting to sound like Monroe
my fault boxing glove it's for you practically had your name on it that
meant to be a jab that meant to be a jab
this is me that damn my room looking nice let me see my view real quick I had a
little look at a balcony too
What the hell they gave me a monitor and no fucking PC what is this shit bro yo crank
Thanks to the twenty-two-one-pr- Wait!
Well, that actually literally is the chair it even has the fucking slap on the back
even has this fucking flap on the back
smart
trying to read my messages
What the fuck is studster 5 5 5?
Fully stocked drinks trolley
Board games for a bit of light entertainment
Syndicate is supposed to be monopoly
Not bad, eh?
It's alright. For a little while, I suppose.
Is that a fucking espresso machine?
Damn. One more one, bro.
Now you're here. You can help us settle something.
I'll just get Monroe. Hey, Monroe. Mine coming to the kitchen.
Bond you'll be the judge. What do you say this grotesque pastiche of hyper masculine tropes or
This piece massively commanding negative space with a quiet intensity in other words the cool pitcher or the boring one
Abstract painting or martial arts poster to sip
I mean I would put both up honestly why can't we put both up?
I
Close call, but I'll have to go with the painting
Do you love a good negative space to against one Monroe?
Last thing you want in the morning is that noise you're inducing poster attacking your senses. It'll go up in my room then
You didn't care to tell me your dad's the foreign secretary?
Actually no.
People tend to act awkward around me when I do.
I much prefer to be just...crecida.
Oh, there's nothing just about being crescida.
Nice one, Bond.
Work on your satiety and I'm sure you'll pass social engineering with flying colors.
Is that W Rez?
Let's go eat.
God, I'm starving. I have there's a decent Indian just around the corner. There's just enough time before we head back to Malta
Right
February February February February
7-larry. 7-larry. 7-larry.
Always do 80 shanics.
First rule of the fight.
It will be your radio support. Try not to embarrass yourself.
Airpieces and boys. What's our strategy?
Just have to weigh it, won't we?
Greenway emphasizes our creative conduct.
So this exercise must be about testing how good we are with the new equipment from Q-Lab.
Natural thinking, you know that?
With that watch?
I know.
You're in circles.
I got you somethings.
Ex-Ocean Ghost, actually get the term.
Alright, shall we?
In position.
Got it.
Trespassing areas are areas where intruders are not allowed and being spotted and trespassing
the competition and three now this is it bonds get that flag man do you train
you got this you've got your queue lenses
um okay don't you good thinking staying low I know
I didn't expect that.
My little eyebrow.
I'd have done the same.
Remember our code of conduct.
Don't shoot until absolutely necessary.
I hope this kind of thing isn't all we'll be doing during training.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Snape that person or what the fuck
Blind
Holy fuck, I snapped that shit off?
It's jammed.
Um...
Hmm...
What?
Um...
What if I kick it?
Stay there, I'll spot you.
uh-huh noticing this smart noticing but I'm out of there so it's chill
situation contained
Too easy.
You take those.
Here.
Again.
Damn, we're fucking nasty.
James Bond.
lie or tell the truth. I'll tell the truth.
That is well call me incompetent to my face
You miss your parents not of your business, but you would agree that being orphaned at a young age has left you rudderless and
Unable to finish anything meaning what the hell?
26 and your life you think I've overstepped
You do realize that the people who put you in that chair in real life. They won't play fair
What do we got here?
Oh, Indian food.
Wow, town to guy, huh?
I can't believe he made it out.
Oh yes, it was very dangerous.
We're waiting.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pond moves fast?
Good thing you get it out.
Let's color break. What's your name? Crescent of bright high color pale blue gray. Okay. That's a solid baseline
Now start spitting porkies Christ. Really here we go
How old are you 52?
This was to
Do you agree that privilege like yours makes one news touch with reality what privilege
Oh, she lied!
Yes, I love her.
She's practicing.
I get it. I picked up on the themes. Ask about her feelings for Monroe. Ask about checking Monroe out.
So Jim is wanna see like a, is he like a lady killer or what?
He always gets the lady, is that how it works with him?
Wait, what do I have to do? Find a chemical resource.
Not as much as you?
you ready sorry ronston nothing personal for nausea dizziness and disorientation
she's surprised is affected making it impossible for them to remain standing in
one place perfect for when you need someone out of your way shit it's not
possible given your current inability to listen to my guidance it is not fried
You can't control the target in the room, but you can then control you, Bond.
Pick up the gun and hit the target.
Yes, ma'am.
Sounds simple enough.
Again.
Skill or pure dumb luck.
Let's find out.
July
I can't believe you pull that trick on me was do the unexpected
fast realist bycraft
YOUCH
I'm impressed
yeah you still beat me
well of course
but still
early day tomorrow catch the flag at daybreak
shut up anyway John
suggest you get some rest
I remember when sundays were sundays
yeah
listen why don't we just take tomorrow off
I wish I'm serious
We go get the flag now
Have a well deserved rest tomorrow
Wait, is that smart? That's actually not a bad idea
You want to do this?
That's what the spark off
Bring my compost to be checked
All right, hey, stand there all night
Give them to me boys the hell your pieces in let me know when you're through
Hey guys, what you doing?
Bond you coming
You believe this girl?
Piss off.
Okay.
I'm just messing with you.
I have theories about what's going on outside.
It's silly, silly.
So you just want to sleep half a night.
Bond.
Piss off.
Ah, more of them.
We need to get past it if we want to find the flag.
Okay.
I'll go around the side, see if...
I didn't see.
What if I blow up their fucking fan?
Oh.
Crime night takes Queen.
If that's you, Benny, I'm gonna stick this night somewhere you won't like it.
won't like it I don't get the numbers here with the block for the lower ASAP on it keep
in touch I don't get the numbers I know I'm gorgeous but you should get me don't fly
I need to be going oh how much it cost like okay, okay, I see I see the wash on the bottom left
I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it
Hey, listen Greenway's birthday is coming up and we're throwing him a little thing just spreading the word
Mine if I pass okay
Cheers okay
The beast is fucking ass.
Monroe?
They're having a party without us.
They've been insulted.
Any word from your two friends?
Nah, still I'll.
They just don't make SAS troopers like in my day.
Okay, I'll keep looking.
There's a building across the compound that looks like a good place to start.
Sounds like you boys are enjoying your little game of hide and seek.
What?
Bam!
Dude, block groups of guards.
Huh?
Hmm.
What is this guy?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Okay, maybe I don't get this that mechanic. Okay
Scheduled for tomorrow's joint training with MI6 of the central training force.
Shhh.
Ummm...
Use how to get ya, I know.
What the hell?
Oh, I made him sick.
Whoops, bro.
I didn't mean to do that.
Sorry, brother.
What?
I just electrocuted that man to death.
My fault, bro.
Don't evaluate the states.
What's new?
He's out in cold.
Anyways.
I'm outta here.
Looking forward to taking the gloves off tomorrow.
Yeah.
It'll be nice to remind the babies by using the real professional style.
I'm stuck on the top floor with a bloody flag.
I've already bought a good burger.
There's no way we're letting you get out of here.
Move into the next location.
Um, wait.
Come here, bro.
Backhanded?
See you, bitch.
Just overheard a couple of troopers talking about the flag.
Help me directly.
It's on the top floor of the back building.
Meet me up there.
Take it easy.
I don't want any trouble.
I'll break it up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Oh shit!
Uh-oh.
Oh! Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Terry? Oh my...
Shit.
Shit.
Now look how you could have gotten the flag early of all laugh.
What is this?
Try not to impact.
A minute long?
I'm good on that.
I'm good on that. How'd you even find this tweet bro? 15 views? Dimitri IKIMOV!
You didn't find this shit bro. Bro I really don't want to watch this I really
Don't care
You could have just ran along the fucking catwalk?
Oh my fucking god, bro.
I need to go pee.
I need to pee, I need to pee, I need to pee, I need to pee.
I need to pee.
Holy fuck, I had a pee so bad.
My bladder was so fucking full.
So bitch
Like I don't like this seems so dumb to me am I missing something like I don't like I get on bluffing him
But then why is he just like cool with me all of a sudden?
Maybe I'm dumb.
No, I'm not going to throw.
Just killed that guy for no reason, no problem.
I'll be taking that
I'll find ya
Looking forward to taking the gloves off tomorrow
Yeah, it'll be nice to remind the babies boys of the real professionals though
I'm stuck on the top floor with a bloody flag
Hope you bought a good book
There's no way we're letting them get that far
Come on!
How do you see that?
How do you see that?
Ah!
Uh oh! Uh oh!
Uh oh!
Oh my god!
I gotta run!
oh my fucking god oh my fucking god
you'll make a break for the open sea
you'll be picking your teeth up mate
did you think you'd see me?
I'm just making this watch. Oh shit.
That's a fucking thing.
No.
Fucking die bitch.
Oh my god.
We've got a situation down there.
Send somebody.
Oh my god
Yeah, I wasn't trying to bro
Take this fucking bridge bitch. Oh my god
Fucking pussy
Yeah, I know what I fucking... oh my god
Dude, they know
Oh, he's gone.
I've got a life.
Hell no. I'll never allow anyone to sneak past me again.
I'm not even ready to go for the last time.
Thank you, many of you.
I know.
Wait, actual stealth!
God, I screwed you up, Bond.
I just overheard a couple of troopers talking about the flag.
It's on the top floor of the back building.
Meet me up there.
On my way.
You got content of control?
Yep.
Not quite.
Trooper?
What are you doing up here?
There's an intruder in the lower levels.
We didn't hear.
Keep your ears open and you might next time.
Wait, pickpocket keys to the compound basement?
What if I just fucking...
Do that real quick.
Thanks, bro.
Appreciate that, homie.
Imagine beating up your coworkers, you get a day off.
I mean, yeah, is that not what everyone does?
They didn't see me.
Oh, shit.
Um.
Bitch.
Holy fucking dominated string bean.
Look, guys, I'm fucking owning it.
We'll get it in the radio room.
I'm working on it, bro.
Can you fucking calm down?
So I don't get it guys. This is not what James Bond does in the movies. I feel like this is pretty close. No
I think James Bond is getting close to killing some of these people honestly, but this guy's dead
Just looking at a bunch of random shit Wait for that dead day off though, hold on
Wasted, I lov'l
You see right there
With a and a hold space to size the grass mark with a ready glint
Okay, I don't have another guy
I
Mean guys, this is perfect game plan. Oh
Like a choir that contract
Right here follow me I've got plan
You gonna beat someone with that too and you guys are making fun of me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I
Think she's got sticky mean door exit. No really an option just now shit
Me near the back side dogs
Shit sweet the leg pummeled
Well, how did she get here so fast?
I
Couldn't tell you how
I'm told right now
What the hell
Are James Bond movies this fucking ridiculous
More so of course
Tougher opposition, tighter deadline. So be smart. First this win gets extra credits.
Yes? What is it, Bond?
First, we're in a spy craft.
Always do the unexpected.
And what about it?
We followed it, sir.
You like that shit
Grab your cake we're going out we are and tell me t and q come to sandwiches you wish come on
From Malta with love. Oh, we're going clubbing!
It's for everything, not M.I.S.I.s.
Field test active.
Can't fault their timing.
From oxypedal, uh, I think I have three lips. I was stuck on those two words
On night out
This bum ass music
I've already talked about this, man.
I see a lady in red, by the bar.
The epithelium oxypitalumony blossoms at night.
Well, that's an interesting big upline.
Sorry.
I thought you were someone else.
Hey, how can you be so sure I'm not the one you want, yeah?
We only just met.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Chill, it's me, friend.
Excuse me.
Oi!
I'm not finished with you!
Leave it, Gal!
Leave it!
Come on, come on, let's find me a drink.
Charming.
Find the correct contact wearing red.
What is ed-fulfillum oxy-
It's a flower?
Fucking shitty ass name for a flower, bro.
Go to the men's toilets.
Where's the where's the floor?
Where's the floor?
I mean, where's the bathroom? Oh, I don't feel very good
Bathroom what the hell make it out next to the bathroom. This is not the bathroom
My other back here. Yes, so
Y'all up guys
What the hell's the bathroom?
Oh, this is restricted.
Oh, they won't mind me taking some of their shit, right?
She didn't see me.
She didn't see me.
Oh, where the fuck is the manager?
Oh!
Hey.
Where's my-
No, you get it my fucking way.
I won't ask again, sorry.
X marched the spot.
MI6 has identified a leak from the trade ministry.
We've narrowed our suspects to three secretaries.
Rick Balthorpe, Alice Weatherall and Joshua Pike.
All at the club this very evening.
Oh well.
Your job is to identify the culprit.
Bond, you'll be teaming up with Nash and Singh to focus on Pike.
Keep this device on you and get up close.
We will enable Singh to access Pike's phone.
Best of luck, Bond.
Same.
Bash.
We're on Pike.
Already looking for him.
Let's do this.
All righty.
I wasn't finished with ya.
Jealous boyfriend.
Get one of us out.
Oh my god, man.
You wouldn't rather go hang in the bar.
I have to warn you, I'm pretty good.
No one.
Chats up my girlfriend
Like this shit
Okay.
Objective tab, you current objectives and hints and opportunities here.
The first opportunity picked up is auto-tracked.
Opportunities can be tracked and untracked.
one opportunity often means that the remaining opportunities do not need to be completed choose
choose opportunity to track
okay staff only
how can you say
welcome he's nash
hi overlooking the dance floor
now do you suggest i get up there
i don't know just telling you it's an access point
see back stairs of staff only i presume
right they're in a storage area
So don't get in trouble. Why'd he say it's fairly best?
And Nash, you find a good vantage point for observations.
After you, Bond.
Staff only.
Trapped.
Well, these guys have terrible fucking dancers, by the way.
Crescent oh, oh, this is great
Monroe and I got Alice with a roll my bets on pike day. Who'd you get?
National saying
It's a rave not a dance competition yellow they still fucking suck
Slippery of sixth sense
Empty eyes but busy house. I had one truck of bottles in the bar every time I turn my back
Just so that you're making me nervous my fault
Did you hear about the guy last week climb the light rig backstage to get to the free boy we upstairs now
No, you shit. Oh, yeah
So that kind of is like him in that way
Thanks for the drink.
That's all.
And the disconnects ignoring me.
All my life is shining armor.
In a way.
You're welcome.
No, I'm done.
They were asking here and get down here.
You've got to come.
I even got you on the VIP list.
Three drinks in the upstairs aisle.
Of course they didn't.
Jones!
Just save Jones and you'll get this done.
Jones?
Oh, that's a warrior! One more!
Oh, that'd be great!
The stamp!
Wait, there's so much I can do!
There's so many different ways to do this!
Hold on!
Watch it!
Just needs to get through!
Well, we have it!
I got anything creamy!
You've got a stamp!
I'm telling you this one!
If you're on the list, you can get it in the cloakroom.
If you're not, you're out of luck.
The cloakroom.
The cloakroom.
What is the cloakroom?
Hmm.
I'm very sorry.
Let me get out of your way.
Um, um, well, I could sneak past the bar.
You want to know if she's single?
All you've got to do is ask.
What if she thinks I'm an asshole for asking?
You won't need to ask her.
God, that would make me look such a twat.
Yeah, what?
Don't look at me like that.
I should ask her.
I need to ask you to leave.
Yeah, sure.
I'm just leaving.
My fault.
My fault.
My fault.
Um, yeah, I don't, let's sneak past the bar, but gain access,
Yes ma'am. But what if I just make you sick though?
What? I can't make you sick? Why not? Why not?
I guess I don't have enough?
Wait she's just leaving.
What the hell?
Okay my fault!
Right I'm assuming I can listen to more people or something but...
How much?
How much for two coats? You're having a lot.
Hmm.
Sorry. Didn't see that.
Just body some random ass people.
What am I supposed to do with this?
You're going to the upstairs lounge?
You're trying.
You over there charging for the club.
Oh no.
Oh, you need one?
You're on the list.
My dog is calling me.
No, you got this.
Oh.
Upstairs lounge?
Jones.
Yeah.
Name's Jones.
Jones.
Is that you except the guy?
Yeah, got you. Yeah.
there you go enjoy yourself mate what the fuck
sorry
the guy beefing with jason the weenon
on twitter
i'm gonna stay i didn't see you there
I beg your pardon.
Hello, boys!
Thanks.
Did I just see you walk right past those boats?
What? I just showed them my stunt.
What's this area?
Why is Jack everywhere you don't expect him to be?
I don't know, bro.
Joshua Pike.
The hell?
What is the ween? I don't know, I don't know.
Should I, like, if I get a chance, should I ask him what the ween is?
Yeah, I have a good idea.
Now we're getting somewhere stay up close and data extraction. I have like stop this guy sure
Yeah
Identified our trade ministry leak I get in photos and classified documents you might shoot stay up close. Let's finish this
Why does it take so long?
Yeah, I kind of beat the shit out of him.
Shut up.
What do you want now?
None of this isn't new.
You
Bad news like this enter the exclusive booth. That's a point away in there
Just be confident act like you belong nasty crowd free drinks does that act like you belong
Is that a martini? I didn't know all of that. No one had ever liked mine would.
And that one. Pineapple? Only essential pineapple ever is on my pizza.
Now why don't you go back to your little bar and get us what we ordered?
Fabian asked, Crispin. Besides, where's your sense of adventure?
Yes, why don't you live a little, Crispin? If you'd excuse me.
Huge.
Huge.
Huge.
me okay I take it back what a night I think we listen I just found something the hell
meeting is contact tonight at the club oh please wax we can unravel the whole network and how
exactly would that play out have they met before no first time oh thanks one row how about you
Intercept the meeting
What about bond you make sure pike doesn't show? Oh
Our best bit would be to stow him away somewhere stow him away
I don't be possible up here. I'll figure something out. I'll be by the stairs
Make sure pike doesn't slip down
Trap little pension
I think the chief happens ass
Come on me am I gonna be a lot back here
I
Storage room door some spending three hours in it before we've no she was missing. Oh, there's a storage room
Storage room location, huh?
So they're demy like officially like staff now or like what? Oh
Oh, you're cool when you come back here, okay?
I fooled you for long enough, idiot.
How was it you mind where you're going before I beat this sh-
Bro, what the hell?
Hold on.
What's going on up here?
What's going up here?
Would you look at that?
Now how do I make him follow me here?
Alrighty.
Yeah, bro, where's my coins at in this game 47 always had a coin available
That was on me
Change plans coming me
The contact has to report last second. I'm his replacement. You want this deal to happen and start walking?
Can I just get back here though?
Just through here.
In here.
Off to you.
Wait!
What the hell?
I've got you covered fried his sin time for phase two bond meet me by the stairs let's
Yes ma'am.
Cressida is so hot!
Thank you for sharing bro.
Don't answer it.
Two out of three won't do.
It'll have to be one then.
Where is she?
I've got eyes on our girl.
That's a black dress.
She's behind the culture.
I'll rest for the weekend.
I'll let you see me out.
Wait, what?
I'll brush out your life.
Is Bond dark?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, dark hair.
Hair, hair, hair.
Is his hair dark?
not really have some patience my fault I was just looking at you guys making out my fault
I found her.
Oh, good.
You showed.
And I was just about to leave.
You're late.
Give her hell, okay?
We need her to call her handler.
Leave?
I doubt that.
In fact, you're so hot for what I've got, we need to talk price.
just doubled why do little men like you always do that little man we won't play
along I give a shit if you don't I can easily find someone else to be more
appreciative of my services God you're serious I can call my guy but trust me
it won't turn out well for you call him who's this oh my don't mind her trust me
I don't want to miss out on this.
What the... you're sweet talking that cow right in front of me.
Please. I'm leaving.
Calm down.
What the... and who the hell are you? Acting all superior?
I don't have to take this.
How about you put a leash on your girlfriend?
Listen, you and me? Not a good idea.
Damn, why not? Don't believe a word he says.
all smooth I literally basically moved you out of the way if you go the offer
is up it's now or never your call give me a few minutes I need to make a phone
call I made the phone call it's me he wants more money done she's making
What took you so long? Things got complicated. Well done recruits extraction in two minutes
I've marked the location in your lenses. I get the fuck out first. We're right gets extra credit
I'm sure that's a while, but I've always known those looks of yours that get it in trouble someday
I think he just sucks at turning down the two rules. You wouldn't know a thing, but it has to take a lot of practice
I'll give you some point as one of these days. Thanks Kingsley
I'm first I'm first
What the hell?
You're dead, mate.
Oh, my... jealous boyfriend.
Damn slums.
Let me fight you.
These guys really got the dentist.
What can I do?
You're pushing? Oh, shit.
Shut up. Walk away now.
Fucking dumb piece of shit.
Apple Session? Come here. Oh shit. Come here. Oh, pussy. Piece of shit. Want some more?
Oh
You're late
Let's say it's still time for a pine
Back in
first round on me smart notice how much more comfortable super is grappling men than talking to women
No, not true. You do all the office 8 a.m.
Kiki health
Ending training effective immediate situations arisen a matter of considerable
The former 009 real name Reese Beckett
Guilty of high treason he has somehow managed to stay hidden for over a decade
Now he's coming in from the cold.
009 claims to hold evidence of a conspiracy against the state.
And he intends to hand it in and return for a full pardon on one condition.
He will only talk to John Greenway.
I guess I really used so much for everyone.
Then where do we turn on?
The first time I checked, cutting tears of traitors was not in our playbook.
009 is a master infiltrator.
As resourceful as he is paranoid, thinking two steps ahead is this man's idea of lazy.
To catch him, we're gonna need eyes everywhere.
Consider this a field exam.
Get your equipment and cover stories from Q. Moneypenning will fill you in on the rest.
Dismissed?
Bond.
A word.
James Bond, by the way.
Greenway wasn't happy with your performance last night.
He's reluctant to bring you along, just a heads up.
Fucker, you talking about?
Right.
I did everything.
Any advice?
Hmm.
Doing what you told might be a good start.
Fuck you and John.
Ponsonby?
Bond.
Oh, he got her name. Ponsonby.
Oh, he got her name, Ponsonby.
Wait a minute.
You already had her name?
No?
They said it before.
I forgot, sorry.
first mission she said he's been in hiding for more than a decade how roughly matches when the
program was shut down isn't it yeah it does you think he caused that it could be or it could
just be timing deciding things i mean when you say it was just integrated perhaps the double
loads didn't you'll need to the gym your family doesn't want you getting out of killer in a moment
bro my fucking arms are like titanium rods chill this sure beats exams wonder what he's got lined
I wouldn't mind that bike coming along.
Huh?
I heard you were more into explosives.
The bigger the better, according to Basil from accounting.
Basil? Who's that?
Vice Chairman of your Fang Club.
I'm the Chairman.
I guess that'll be Greenway, right?
They did both run for the post, but Greenway won by Augusta.
Yeah, Punch and Build and Santa Clara, Praxis,
June's, uh, Pops.
I was looking for you too.
And he's in he and Westie gaming thanks guys
Something dashing
I was Q at
Q Q where is Q where is Q
Where is Q
I know that. You found something in deep storage, didn't you?
It's a nice one. That's what I'm saying.
Come here.
Guys, where's Q at?
Through that door, maybe?
He was down here not too long ago.
Oh, Nicholas went.
Sir.
I'm opening the shit.
Move over Savile Road.
This is nice as hell in here
That's nice
Yes, no the exquisite stitching and attention to detail cut proportion and style in perfect harmony
Looks a bit big
Oh, no, this is for a Monroe. You'll be wearing that one
I'm a chauffeur, but don't look at me. I just work here
Green
Join me when you're ready. There's some you feel here that I'd like you to try out right
47 never complained bro 47 it was actually obedient
Oh darling, it's a dream come true.
That synchronize our stories.
I'm a big shot sports agent and you're a washed-up child influencer with a massive gambling problem.
That's all pity on you.
Oh, I'm a high-powered lawyer and you're a former professional rugby player with moderate brain
damage. I find your incomprehensible...
Show for her. That's just crap.
Pick on someone your own size. Like James, yeah.
The fuck?
What? Congrats on completing training.
Thanks, bro. Appreciate that.
Throw a wrench at someone I can't, bro. Sorry.
Well, this guy's about to die.
Damage to body. I'm just gonna smell the fucking guy. All right. Um, well look at the wall behind him
Oh Arthur. Yes, he's good with it. I'm good with it. If you say so
Look at practice will become second nature
They kind of take that though a sleek upgrade to a timeless classic the smoke grenade this small-scale
light weight projectile blocks visibility leaving an opponent open to attack go on
have a go don't mind if I do smoke pod it's a lighter right throw it at Arthur
you ready Arthur ready ready
smoke obscures Arthur's vision causing an acute sense of disorientation while the
effect last he is quite defenseless and that's the whole shooting that you may
choose your equipment from the gadget cart Bridget here will sort you out if
you have questions thanks good luck out there from the gadget car huh how are
you liking this game also if you want to know make a watch you can get cheap
ones an act in a Broadway in Japan which is where I got not gonna watch bro my
Equip gadgets, assign gadgets to buttons and view gadget capabilities here. This shows
the loadout uses the equipped overview of what is equipped. The gadget inventory can
sting an available gadget. The cue watch is required and always equipped. Select one
of the additional gadgets and press assign.
Choosing blindly here. Any pointers?
I cannot disclose any specific details about the assignment. Only that you will be attending
an exclusive social event. High security, low hostility. In these types of situations,
discretion not forced is advised.
Julie noted.
The gadget is available in the mission. Each slot corresponds to a button. When a gadget
is active and ready to be assigned, it is placed in the center of the loadout. Camera
can be too uh should i take the the the dart phone or the or the smoke pod
oh what the hell
take the dart phone
cool
i can't i can't equip this can i yeah
no stop it
all done huh interesting what nothing good luck out there fuck you man
I
Like stuck out like fully stuck up on like resources before I go or surely that automatically right like before I go to the mission
There's no way this game is that bad
We need increased stability
It's fine for it's here
Portable airbag shelters here if you ever caught in a revelance, you'll be glad to thank you
Why would I be caught in an avalanche carrying a gentleman's briefcase?
We...tch.
Oh, mind your own business bond.
Moving on.
Mind your own business bond.
I said get a cat and travel blessings.
Cat?
Why is it got you staring at a wall, bro?
Back up a little bit brother
No, that's what I do when I in-stream I just stare at a wall until it's time to stream again
Shut up, man. Oh my god, you guys are too predictable. This is me also a little bit.
Can I help you?
Perhaps you can. I'm looking for money printing.
I think she's in her pod. Just through that door down there and you can't miss her.
Okay.
Alright there.
Shofa, I heard.
Greenway obviously considers my driving skills indispensable.
In case we get into a car chase.
Hand, you see that?
What's up with his hand?
It's like all prickly.
I thought it was due to your massive fail last night.
Give him a rest, Kingsley.
You see a massive fail.
I see a multi-faceted learning experience
we can all benefit from.
Good one, Bond.
We all thought that was funny, bro.
Break the door.
Yes.
M underestimates 009.
You all do.
Oh.
The day's report was inconclusive, John.
009's been gone for too long to yield reliable data.
There's a 50-50 chance that he's telling the truth.
We need to know what he has.
We need nothing this man has to offer.
Yes, this is just the boom that M's been looking for
to get foreign secretary Bright
in his lot off our backs but 009 is a master manipulator whatever he's in game
is and again we won't see it coming
I couldn't help but overhear you in Greenway couldn't help yourself is what
you mean sounds like there's some history between the two of them they're
You can just serve together as double O's right up until operation nightfall.
Go on.
With that I could.
Heh.
This place.
That's green big enough for you.
I know.
It's cool isn't it?
Just got it up and running.
Ahhhh how do you say hidden?
About double O nine.
How did he manage to stay hidden for all those years?
I thought fair could get a handle on just about anyone in the world.
It's not a magic wand James.
The player consumes data on an unprecedented scale, but if you leave none, you're effectively invisible.
Imagine the focus and dedication it takes to stay off-grid for so long.
Did 009 have help?
Almost certainly.
So I'm really expecting it to be with the cousins.
Why would the Americans hide a UK traitor?
You don't have siblings, do you?
What?
Recruit ranking.
You have a widget for that.
I like to stay informed.
Looks like I kept my place.
Well, Greenway hasn't handed in the performance review for last night.
you have a mission briefing to the mission shall we let's get the other
recruits in here and I'll show you the Grand Carpathian Hotel in the high
Tatra Mountains of Slovakia host to the World Chess Championship oh safe to say
009 did not pick this location at random the hotel is swarming with
international VIPs securities of the highest order and due to the current
diplomatic tension between the UK and Slovakia the operation has not
to being cleared with local authorities.
According to 009's instructions, the meeting will go down in full public view during the
championship match.
No comms, no tracking, no backup.
And these are only the safeguards that we know about.
009 will employ every manner of subterfuge to avoid capture.
And if he suspects a trap, we'll never get another shot.
This is where you come in.
You're all blank slates in the intelligence circuit, which makes you ideally suited for
undercover work.
809 and keep him under close watch Roger that engage the target
This is a black tag operation for discretion ladies and gentlemen is critical
Roger Raj
Oops and this course fucking steering sucks
Wait, why is there like so much input, like all of a sudden?
for the cinematic intro. I didn't take a left. I didn't take a left, I went straight. Well
I wanted to see what happened, but I guess I can keep going.
What the hell?
Are those mountain goats?
I wanted to see what was down there.
Palt! Palt!
Is everything in order?
Routine inspection, ma'am. It won't be a moment.
I'll clear. Please proceed.
You think if I sold the kidney, I could afford to stay for a night?
I think I have
Stayed here. I mean fucking rich wedding back in 22 doesn't sound like something you forget
Well, the home is in Cannes, so we should remember private jet. Oh my god rich people man
Can't
Private jet what?
Holding nothing at all
What are you make a part of I don't have a private jet bro. That was a long time ago
My guess is he's tied economy, okay? Greenway thinks we're being played and since when the uterus greenway
Minnesota did they knew each other
How much is clear?
It's meant to do with an operation called 9-4
Thanks the question
Did 009 pick Greenway out of good faith?
Well about find out
up. Pull up. This is our stop. Alive, gentlemen. Switch to comms. I'm ready with me. James,
stay. Save the world some other time, yeah. Afternoon, invitation please. Blake and Loretta
York. Plus the help. Welcome to the Grand Carpegion. The Grand Carpegion. Mr. and Mrs.
Park the car.
Okay.
Let's see if I can do this.
Parking.
Switching off comms as instructed. Keep a low profile and don't let your guards down.
Double on nine most certainly work.
Karma pandemo G. Karma pandemo G.
These cars cause millions?
Yo scenery, they sneak at the top. Yo Haki-O-G next to us, 67 months bro.
Damn bro, Bons a bomb.
What's the hell?
What's doorman doing?
What the hell?
True.
No, I'm stretching my legs.
True.
Bond, reporting suspicious behavior.
009?
No, one of the hotel staff.
Strangest looking bellhop I ever saw.
He was mishandling luggage.
Are you joking?
What are we, the local tourist force?
No, I guess he had to be there.
Tell them what you saw!
I'm gonna check it out.
You will not double O9 is our only priority stay at your post James. That's an order. Yes mom
Say you saw him throw it off of the fucking
Do British women they say ma'am like mom
It was all over social media last year.
What a heavy bit.
Pardon me.
I need to see a man about a bag.
Apologies.
Unintentional.
Afternoon, sir.
Staff and press army.
Damn.
Forgot my press badge.
You're not the first.
Mr.
Can I duck through?
I need to catch up with that bellhop.
Show me a radio. It's good. Wait. Hold on
But I go and get my ID then if you want to catch your bellhop
What is it, what is this you can't come in?
What is that behind them? What is that behind them convincing?
Staff only
Right we're here staff only
I haven't talked to him yet. I just heard about him.
Lighter missing.
Pick up George.
Seven texts.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
George! Yeah, it's no use.
I met with the whistleblower. Claims to have proof that Nivek's cheating, but they'll only talk to Hoffman.
How far off is he?
Wait a minute, but plug into floor it or we'll lose the scoop of the year
I stashed his press badge inside one of the vibrating but plug. I need to get back in there
It's a nail bite unless you set me all this way to report on the
Press badge hidden on the lower ramparts
My fault
One of those days press badge hidden on the lower rampard
What is this fucking thing here?
I keep like what was that?
Go to your ID
For those scanners quite the security setup you'd go ahead right the latest the millimeter where scanners
Guaranteed radiation free. Oh, wow. I think it's past them. I feel more secure already
About bellhop. We just went through do you know it? No, but I've only been here a few weeks
Talk to the bartender. He knows everybody the bartender excuse
A bartender knows everybody, huh?
Yeah, I'm kind of lagging a bit on the lobes.
Ooh, a lighter there.
Can we stop fake-hating on the lobes?
The lower rampart, they said.
All right, well these things keep popping up so surely I can fucking
Good look at them though. Oh my god. There it is press badge bang. I'll put it back max win max win probably
It wasn't very well hidden though, can I say that?
No, I don't wear a toupee, please be nice.
What up bro?
Check it.
Forget my own head next all right checks out step into the scanner, please
He's clear you may enter sir. Yes. You're on a tight ship
Remember of the press so my badge says continue up the stairs. He's coming out a little bit of an attitude
No, that's what my badge says
Good tip, but it's great for people watching
We'll fucking sassy guy, no
Blocked what's in these drawers anything?
Don't mind me ladies good afternoon, sir
Please do not disturb they fucking in there
The people actually put socks on the outside of hotel rooms these days, is that a thing
that people ever did actually?
dorm? Oh, so yeah, I've never been to one of those.
All the time in the world.
Slow-bot.
Yeah, that's not telling that you fucking exited your post, by the way.
I guess the missing bag was spotted at reception.
He may have information about the blonde man.
Mr. Prendergast. Mr. Prendergast, huh?
You should.
Well, I never!
Yeah, door hops causing everyone problems
She's no happy customer
Pardon me mom hotel administration. I couldn't help it over here good. I was about to file a complaint
What happened this bell hop was bothering you well, I called him three times and he just rushed past me ignored me completely
disgraceful
when was this incident just a moment ago hurry up you might catch him where do
you happen to see where he went I'll tell you exactly where he went oh yeah
please what's reception you've been most helpful mom I'll take it from here
mom mom why do they say mom
Damn bro, this guy's causing everyone problems, no?
Wait, what happens if I go over here?
Uh-oh.
playing at but you wouldn't listen had to take matters in the mind of hands
damn it james sometimes i think you want to fail you know i have to report this
i'll get out of here we'll sort this when we get back uh-oh
hold on forget it um staff key
Ivanka's on holiday Lucian's in recovery we're just down to the wire today when it rains it
I
Feel my PC I I feel I hear running leg over time
I
Talk to her wonder if you could help me I'll certainly trust
Nothing dramatic, huh?
Too dramatic
Nash delivery it is a cure. No sign of 009 moving on to the next checkpoint over
He went towards reception I wish bond fucking picked up the pace a little bit bro kind of moves like a slug
you kind of look like one why is it like the hit man thing we're like the
like think you're suspicious I'm sorry mr. Prendergast but we simply do not have
a bellhop of that description and who made off with my bag there I
demands to see the manager he is on his way mr. Prendergast I'm sure it's all
misunderstanding it better be I'll be over here yeah what up bro come back
come back I'm gonna talk to you bro mr. Prendergost I am told you have some
missing baggage stolen is more likely stony where he went yes that's what
I've been telling you people I spotted him just before going through the door
mark laundry laundry laundry that's very helpful and what was in the suitcase
uncut diamonds what do you think was in it man my clothes and toiletries that
to ask right that's all I need my office will be in touch please have a drink on
the house believe me I shall like is he like an enforcer like a man like is that
I wonder why Donna's above his head?
Yeah, you can't bluff
They're gonna kill him all right get to the laundry
not for sure get to the laundry
dude increase security on the event will be changing the codes on a daily basis
the codes are stored in the miners office behind reception relax I got it
9127
Behind reception
It's just up the walls honestly, I am too
Going there what if I just um
Just real quick.
You placed it differently than I did. I found a way without a badge. Never even knew there were codes to be found.
1805. Was I close?
1805. That looked really solid.
Whoa. Easy.
Wait, well how do I open this? Wait a minute. What's in this safe?
Wait a sec!
1972...
Archimble Rouge is certainly fine, but it pales a comparison to the...
1972!
I
Did you run from 1952
To the 2014 is exactly vintage 2014 wine I can't be that fucking vintage
Wait, wait, wait, what's in this safe?
Hold on.
What's in this fucking safe?
Look, I think I have to, I have to have the wand from 1972, huh?
I assume.
Surely?
How do you not see me?
Didn't even see that girl there.
Read the note again.
Excuse me, this isn't your room.
Shh.
Okay, we're good.
Take two.
Oh, that's funny.
I mean, what did the notes say?
Collectibles, Intel.
Objectives, summary, items.
How did I read the notes?
That's the laundry code.
1972, Archambel Rouge is fun.
Oh, the Mont Arras Sacramento.
The Mont Arras Sacramento.
The Mont Arras Sacramento.
The Mont...
Oh 1952 maybe
Six of roses and a key a cellar key
Alrighty
You can't be here yep, of course
Yep, yep, yep, I'm out
Gosh us down with the flu and the the code is
1805 very nice. Well, I think you have the right
Here we are my fault. I
Wanted to drop on you guys though. You can go back to talking real quick
If Vanka's on holiday, Piotr, one of the bell hoops, is a no-show.
Didn't even call in sick.
He's so fired.
At least the temp agency is fast.
They sent a replacement already.
Tall, blonde guy.
Every-Everyone's talking about this blonde-this tall, blonde guy!
Easy on the eyes.
Strange accent, though.
When there's your eyes, Breaker, you'll figure it out.
I'm sure.
Stop
Bro is bumping into everyone you're not very fucking discreet better looking than you probably
I'm so sure about that
Why are they just fucking standing there?
I can't flashbang them, fuck.
Oh, I can go in here.
What, what?
Really?
Passing here where how?
Watchers can't be bluffed in there nearby
Stop that
Suboptimal, I reckon didn't want oh geez. Oh, oh
Jesus oh
My god
I gotta go!
AHHH!
ALERT!
Oh fuck the doors.
Bond was killed, he died.
Where's he gonna put me?
Okay, we take those.
I didn't even see the other guy there, man.
Well, it's not my fault the fucking like moving things are weird, okay?
According to the numbers, the thumbs up rate is a cycle, and the pollination by the poll...
What?
Um...
What was it?
Hmm...
Okay, better not think about it.
Why did the door lock?
Situation contained? Okay!
Really?
Wait, can I throw this at somebody?
Situation contained!
Those guys barely drink beer, must they?
I don't know.
Over a verse over a degree, send a document to those guys
that have dominated markets across all cities.
Hey, what's up with you?
I don't know.
Oh, shit, there's multiple?
Hey, what's up with you?
Uh-oh, um...
Still breathing. What happened here?
Um...
I want the full search of this area. Did you do something to them? All right there
Please not what the did you do this? Maybe he's just having a rest
You can't contain a situation to contain it contain it contain it contain the situation bond
Okay situation contained
Let's wet it guys
I
Do why's it like flippering like that?
What the fuck that's what I think it is what the fuck
This buggy ass game
Is this how James Bond does it in the movies or what?
Just beat the fuck out of everyone, you'll get there eventually bro.
Situation contained!
Don't think you can mistake.
I mean, that guy just died, no?
I mean, these guys are just getting killed.
Alright!
Done again slippery bastard he ditches he ditches guard though
I'll help outfit size XL XL six could be a passcode an address or a room number
206 on 206 206 206
Damn, that fucking door got dominated.
it that way stay vigilant return to the chest
taking the senior grade
206
see no one's in here so i got the weapon to
them to get itself check the windows
wait mate
wait mate how does this keep happening
you hear voices all the time or what
Oh, you want some my turn
Yeah, but what why am I getting fucking?
tutorial tips
Situations contained
Fucks with your clock
Yeah, bro, the vacuum's on, come fix it.
It's a vacuum, you ever hear of it?
That's right.
Move along, folks.
Nothing to see here.
I'm wrong.
I need your help.
Took you long enough.
The blond man.
Guys, I knew he was up to something. Yeah, how'd you know he's not a thief? He doesn't move like a thief
He moves like a soldier
I'm telling you something's not right look. I might have seen a bloke who fit the bill tall blonde
Only he was in a suit
Went by the name of Locke. Why was this over at reception a little while ago? He was heading upstairs
206 you didn't hear it from me a
Friendly tip
206 206 it's gotta be room 206
What if I do a little bit of eat is dropping
26
But not anybody's house, what are you talking about?
They're f*****g?
I'm finding my pass.
Well, I turned that on.
You gonna check that out bro?
out appreciate that big dog appreciate that brother 206 should be right around
here of course I need it's broken
Yeah, it was the goal.
It was the goal.
It's my own goal.
And you know, you're gonna have to watch that out
on a second full play after that.
And that's what you're gonna do.
You're exaggerating.
You don't always do my thing.
Last year, America's Cup.
The year before that, Monica Grandbrie.
Should I keep going, Malcolm?
Barcelona 2021.
Your thing.
Oh!
You're not.
You know.
Yes, well.
You know what?
I don't need this.
I'm out.
I think I'm gonna go to the room over there, but
Um
If I kick this open what happens
What the fuck?
Why did the civilian- shh.
That's my fault bro.
That one's on me bro.
That one's on me.
Fucking- his ass out though.
Nah, bro, I haven't killed anyone yet, chill.
Alright, what's going on? What's going on room 206?
Oh yeah, what the fuck?
That fucking ransacked.
I found a key card holder an empty casket leather key card holder don't jump to conclusions
interesting
See the security protocol for the hotel cry
Today's copy of the Bratislava weekly with the hotel's stamp the leading story appears to be about the mysterious death of a famous climate scientist Orlando, Florida
Fuck it. Just this fucking door open, bro.
Motherfucker!
In the- in the freaking fireplace.
look like a robbery might have dropped it in the fireplace one row this is serious the blonde man
did something to the chief of security i'm sure of it okay so why and how is this connected to
009 not a clue yet call you back housekeeping oh get like that's me every time
That situation contained!
catch.
One row.
Listen to me.
The Blond Man, the missing security chief, the power surge, 009, somehow it's all connected.
Look.
Say you're right.
What's this game?
I don't know, but Greenway said 009 is a master manipulator.
If he knew what we know, he'd pull the plug for sure.
Okay.
I'll look at this.
What are the pages on the tour now, huh?
The Blond Man's trail.
He wants to-
Yo, what's going on back here, guys?
Yo, you gotta-
Just checking out the game.
Best move is knight to G5 by the way.
Knight G5.
How does I see it?
Nice blunder.
Let's go outside, shall we?
What if I just jumped off and fucking tackled his ass?
Hello?
Relax.
Relax.
Relax.
Why am I going all the way this way?
Can I drop down?
I don't understand why this is not trespassing, but whatever. That's chill. I guess just act like you belong, no one will ask questions.
I know.
security chief stuffed inside a laundry counter in the basement.
I'm not a long man smuggled something in the truck while the security scouts were down.
Something heavy.
Oh, this is bad.
I'm informed Chris.
Oh, this food looks pretty good though.
Don't take this guy out of your sight.
I'm not, I'm not.
I mean, it kind of is right now, but I'm working on it.
Did you check for the blonde hat?
Huh?
He was just here.
He went into the stuff area.
Didn't see him.
what the hell you again that's right the maze is picking a lock mystery woman
I was close.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Lash!
No unusual huh?
Yo, Gwyn Lars, except you wanted Ubi-kun, so you could get yourself a Weedop and Savasthiodora.
Doro nailed it and oh she want this with 30 months bro appreciate it man
Blocked fuck
What do I go a vault vault the shit go go go stairs
Go go go go go go go go go go go go
Fuck it kick this goddamn door down, bro
Nice to me again
Oh my god, I see my seam
What the fuck did you just say to me, I'll knock your ass out.
A page watch with antique book, the text is in Slovakian, but it appears to be a set
of instructions for a hidden mechanism.
secret mechanism in the fireplace six dials take more than blind luck that's not it
It was onto something there
Whatever the hell that thing is is that on there
It's these two there we go
Nothing to it
When row status wine cell I advise on the suspect he's unpacking something crusader
I tried she wouldn't listen engage break cover if you need to I don't know about this dammit Monroe
There's no time to wait for permission. We need to act now. This is the last time. I'm saving your ass
Wait without without bond. Oh my god. I thought it was I thought that was like a ramp going downstairs
And some guy around the corner, and I pressed and one to try and swing at him
That shit
I see a circle. W circle.
Where do I go, bro?
Oh!
I see him. Everyone reposition. Cover the exits.
Monroe, what's your status?
Monroe, copy.
He's crazy Cressida you need to call it off something bad's about to happen James. What have you done?
Oh, what's that?
Monroe acknowledged
Dennis
No way
Breathe
Wow
Oh shit!
Step on it!
Stay down.
The hell?
Peri is special as combo chain to stagger them.
Oh my god!
She was-
How is this guy alive?
Is he pussy?
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck this shit.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck that bottle.
This is fucking awesome.
3 minutes 40 seconds, oh my fucking god.
Juke. Oh shit. Bond, do something. What the hell? Twins? They're twins.
Shit.
Take the fucking bottle, bitch!
Ow!
Perry, Perry, Perry!
Let's go down these fucking fucking...
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
just fucking go down man
oh my fucking god
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I almost changed difficulty
Oh
Geez eat that fucking ball bitch
Why was that so much easier? I didn't change the difficulty on accident, did I? Did I just fuck them up?
What the hell?
I think it's cuz I threw them into the wall that does like gig of damage, I think
I
The motherboard
What the wires
Oh my god, it was 007 milliseconds, did you see that?
I lost.
I expect you to die, survive the explosion at the hotel in Slovakia.
Oh, scripted!
spoiled by the way.
Well I didn't change the filter though.
How do I check this? Options?
I don't think I did. I don't think I did.
Boy, that must be burning her.
I was you hold it
What
Which way did he go?
Second in the son of a bitch with a gun. Oh, no, of course. It was a bloody suicide wish
He used himself as bait to get to me and that there
One go I'll take care of her don't let it get away. I'm the price juice
License to kill
Oh
Mystery woman
Oh my!
Just who the hell are you?
Not that. Eyes on the road.
What do we do?
What are you doing? Life's dear!
That's the car.
It's got too much of a start.
I want to get that guy so bad.
I need to cut some corners.
It's not fucking slam a pedestrian a civilian
Sheep!
Me!
Alright!
Holy!
Out the way, motherfuckers!
Left!
Left!
Out the way, motherfuckers!
Left! Go left!
Left!
He didn't go this way though!
Wait, how did you know?
Cheating?
There he is.
Hit me, I fucking-
I feel like I'm getting worse traction on the dirt though.
I'll tell you mom. Fire. Now we're talking.
I think he's gone.
Almost as drove off the cliff.
I'm Mr. DJ C.
I'm Mr. DJ C.
I'm Mr. DJ C.
Yes, I figured as much.
What's your interest in 009?
Becca Diven spent his 50 years on a golf course.
That's what you think.
DJ C. has been hunting here for a long time.
It's just a process we've ever gotten
and I'm not letting him slip from my fingers now.
Sounds like great of a comfort of interest.
How about we go and McRidge when we get to it?
I'm on me.
Is that flirting?
Of course he asks shut up bitch watch the movie
Plenty of his friends, though. I'm not loving the odds.
I've had worse.
In that case...
Get down there, draw their fire.
I'll flank them. We need to keep that plane on the ground.
What are we waiting for?
There's that English son of a...
Good chance, James.
Frank, I'm getting hungry, but I can't end here.
Oh shit!
Can you see that guy?
I didn't even know if I could, I just tried it!
gamer instinct kicked in there fucking mad dumpers
What the hell, reloading?
See a bitch, shotgun for shotgun?
Shaka Shaka
I mean sick on accident muscle, bro
Huge
Are you guys gonna fight or what's going on?
Bro, what the fuck is happening?
Out of ammo!
I've been wounded! Can I grab this please? Thank you.
Ow.
Bro, did I accidentally shoot? There's no way. I feel like a difficulty.
How would I even check that?
Whatever.
Do some foul.
This is way easier, no? Am I crazy?
Way easier than it should be?
I have no ammo.
You're gonna start walking up, I guess.
I
Said that
Maybe it's not supposed to be easy though, I think you would have actually changed it
But I it said I said are you sure you want to and I said no
Grab the hose!
Well, grab the fucking- MOVE FASTER BOT!
WHAT THE HELL?!
Hey, fuck it.
Oh, no, you don't! No, without me!
What is this man?
I
Get it cuz we're fucking playing I
Want to throw off I did throw off that kind of shit good
Shit
Yo
What is going on bro
Huh?
Why did bro just do it?
Slumped.
Override?
Use your watch, bro!
Um...
Oh
I have to go
What now what is happening brother?
oh shit
This is the fucking
This is the most jagged shit ever, bro.
What the hell?
What?!
Ha ha ha!
Oh my god!
Going for this guy. I need you bro. Chill. That's one.
What's that bitch? What's that bitch?
Beat the shit out of them real quick.
Yay!
Skyfall!
Jump out of a plane in Slovakia.
So where was Mystery Woman, by the way?
What was her name again? I forgot what she said.
Charlotte? Yeah.
James.
The service is over.
Oh, she's in a wheelchair.
Sorry to intrude I'm cynical as well
AI pioneer national security advisor and see those two little letters. You did this new organ
I was gonna say I'm sorry for your loss
Secretary Bright informed me of what happened. I'm sure you did all you could
So much for the secret service
As the creator of failure I'm privy to certain information
I know all about your exploits, and I saw them.
Most impressive.
Why did you do it?
If I may else, risk your life on a million-to-one chance?
Because it was the right thing to do.
I can't do nothing.
People really are capable of the most extraordinary things.
I spend so much time around machines, I sometimes forget.
Don't rest for the wicked.
But I don't grow on trees.
I, uh, don't got you something.
Thanks a lot, Miss.
Please stay to see what you can do next.
John!
They're in private sexual already.
You tell me.
Come on.
and wants us back in MI6.
Uh, yes? Yes, sir.
Take a seat. I need a call like Bond has.
Hold all calls to my direct line.
These are the facts.
In fact, 009 is acting on some archaic vendetta against MI6.
His actions have brought us to our knees,
and we are in the midst of a full-blown diplomatic crisis.
This is exactly the kind of cock-up
that Foreign Secretary Bright has been waiting for
to shut the program down.
However, it's not all bad.
Cock.
Thanks to Bond's quick thinking in your eye
for detail, Greenway.
Fay has managed to pin down 009's whereabouts.
I'm sending you to Mauritania.
Where's Mauritania?
Any way you see-
You're playing Rinscape?
What the fuck?
Your ideas need I state the obvious.
He is not ready.
I am perfectly capable of handling this-
You open that one?
West Africa?
Dune Barrows?
Yeah, bro, that's what I'm saying.
Right.
Greenway will take point. Bond, you will do as you're told.
This is our one shot at calming things down, and I need you two to work together. Am I being clear?
Perfectly mine.
Bond, you go and see Q for your gear and money penny for your briefing. You're dismissed.
Whoo!
I could help.
I could help.
This.
Sufferable and immature behavior I'm talking about.
And this will not...
Don't you have some way you need to be, Bond?
Right.
I do.
Where do you check your fucking...
it. Difficulty. I don't think I changed it. I just want to double check. Pause menu? Oh,
It's not in-game play, man.
I don't think I changed it.
The main menu, too?
Yeah, Purist.
I'm good.
Purist.
Yeah, purist. I'm good. Purist. I think I guess the gunfight section is just as easy as
hell.
Alright. Night night. This is Lash.
Alright, I'm gonna eat. Thanks for watching, guys. I'll see you tomorrow.
Maybe some of the ducks get a moral
I never made my sense next time I play I feel like I'm like fucking you know
No no no
All right y'all
Um, thanks for watching.
We're going to go spurs.
Oh, yeah, we Victor Wembleyama, if you can hear me, bro, if you can hear me.
I
Well, I was fun. I hope you guys thought that was cool. He's gone kind of did have a
Kind of did have a persona to door he'll
Bro, there's no way this is what the movies are like.
There's just no fucking way.
Bond is an oh shit merchant?
Casino Royale.
I gotta tap in.
I wanna watch that.
All right
Thanks for watching everybody
I'm out of here
Have a good one