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05-31-2026 · 7h 41m
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Oh
Oh geez. Oh
Yeah, what up everyone
Well, that's everybody
Your fifth monitor content until the game is over do you need the game on your first four monitors though?
You missed a watch World Cup? Yeah. I was at my parents house though. But, um, USA1,
I saw USA1, although they had a little bit of a scare on the second map on Circuit Royale.
ummm
Elemental guy kind of went fucking crazy
Can you say fuck arsenal today, did they lose today, but do we not like arsenal what's going on?
We not fucking with arsenal
But boom boom boom boom you have already next 47 month prime pegs it's a 27 month prime. I love you cool
24-hour ban
the
can we say fuck ok see we all want ok see
we all want them to lose all of us
yes all of us
Yo, sacrifice extra 14 month prime set, bro!
Thoughts I'm playing deadlock now?
Ooh, I do love me some deadlock. I do love me some deadlock, bro.
I was watching a little bit before I went live, but then I was like, hmm,
I guess I should probably clock into work today, huh?
Or what if I just went offline?
Thoughts?
Been live for three minutes?
That's long enough.
Wait, Shay is a bum!
Sorry.
I just saw him miss two free throws in a row.
That was fucking embarrassing.
Is that a bullshit how you were due for a day off?
I think I am do for a day off, but like I don't want to take a day off and do nothing
I want to take a day off and do something else
You know I mean squat like taking a day off just to fucking
Lounge around although I guess watching I mean, I don't know bro. Sometimes it's okay
I think it's okay to take a day off and do nothing, but I think that's fine
If you're just like chilling out hanging out relaxing or whatever
All cool and all shooting some people all outside of the school. You know how it is
Take a day off on June 1st when AJ Brown gets traded with big F in Minecraft
Are you gonna be able to handle his or oh? Yeah, that kind of nouns. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm doing this um
I'm doing this uh
I have not slept in minecraft event feel tired. What do I do?
With fine burger fruit berries and SK
It's called chamber trials
It's bad. I've done like I don't know if you guys know I remember I've done like
Block Wars before it's basically like that from what I understand
It's like very similar to that
Three demons and a twink no one invited bro, don't be mean to Feinberg, okay?
Don't be mean to him
Um, so I don't know, it should be fun, I hope.
It's in two weeks, um, yeah, and hopefully we don't suck, and by we I mean me.
strings did you pull this time to get invited um i didn't pull any strings actually fine bird just
messaged me it was like hey bro do you want to join this thing it's like block wars and you'll be on
my team and i said okay i said okay
yo cow of the dark moon thanks for that thank you sister of our $10 coming on the cash app thank
you sister next time make it 20 but thank you for that 10 i know you barely had that thank you cow
Hokeo and Haramoto and VGM, coffee, coffee, Dr. Sacrifice. Thanks everybody.
Yo, butters are sick too much time, Lucy, thanks for the full months.
It should be fun, I think, I hope.
Was 007 tough? I went to bed. Oh, it's um...
Yeah, it's a game for sure. It's so fucking goofy. So far.
Really fucking goofy.
Yo, what's up Anu?
It seems too much like Hitman? Well, waits you here who fucking made the game.
And I don't know, I mean, I don't know, I wouldn't say it's exactly like, it's definitely
a little bit different from Hitman, based on what I've seen so far.
Yeah, what's up Nars bars and 25 on Prime said bro
They copy the hitman and turn into a story game
I mean obviously you can't say it's not like hitman like it's obviously a little bit similar in some ways
But to me it's more scripted I guess than... than Hitman is.
More of a, I think there's more of a story to it than Hitman.
The king? I don't know if Flats is playing Overwatch today bro. You have to check with him.
Ernie's 22 months advice is that 20 bits seven things to the four months
Appreciate it, bro
But I was at my parents house today, I didn't get the watch party the fucking USA Mexico game. I'm sorry, bro. I
Was actually the person who got hard
Hitman was always heavily storied. You're getting to the most recent iteration. Yeah, that is true
I only play I mean, I've literally only played
What's it called world of assassination? So
Detecting the builder like like that's a way more sandbox than
007 is
The architect and the builder
It is the dive rocket launcher. Take action regarding that individual.
Relax. I'll handle it. Relax. I'll handle it. I am the angry pumpkin.
The architect and the builder. They arrive calmly from their escalator with a sense of purpose.
They are playing at their residence. The head is soaring.
Oh, shit, you know they kept the kids at once.
The architect and the builder.
It's funny every time though, it really is. I fucking love that video.
Super King, do I have my face at team?
No, I'm good bro.
I'm actually good on that.
enough of that nonsense check out God's gift to Genji elemental guy yeah bro I've
seen I yeah I know elemental guy yeah nanoblade on the cards
He's got a little bit of a powerhouse.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Uh, thanks, Gage, thanks to Ateam on Prime.
I don't know, Ben, I don't know, maybe at some point.
We'll see.
I didn't want to play Bayonetta at one point, but I had played quite a few hack and slashes
like back to back or like in quick succession so I was like, you know what, let me take
a break from that.
And then I played Devil May Cry 3 like somewhat recently-ish.
And then... yeah.
That was months ago?
Yeah, I know.
I just...
You put double cry 3?
Yup.
Yup.
I did.
Impressed?
Yeah.
I did. Impressed?
Why is it hitting the eye show speed?
I see it. The eyes, nose, lips?
I fucking see it
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
What do you watch in the back room is movie, bro? I don't know I haven't I haven't been to I haven't been to a movie
So what is your advice?
Who wants to get competitive yet only have 40 hours on the game?
What do you mean wants to get competitive?
Like you want to join a team?
Well you gotta play more than 40 hours bro.
You gotta keep playing.
You gotta play a lot more than 40 hours.
I saw the back rooms movie. It's pretty good, but if you go to the theaters you should watch obsession over back rooms
Okay, what if I watch them both back-to-back? What if I watch them in succession?
You like that?
Is that good?
Is that good?
I don't know bro, I mean we'll fucking see.
Let's see, like, yeah, we'll see what happens, bro.
Not watching the game, I actually do have it up,
but I keep flipping back and forth
because I gotta work, bro.
You know, unlike you guys taking a day off today
to watch your little basketball game,
I actually have to work.
Could I interest you in a very winter?
No, probably not
Yeah, nah, nah, this is just
Sick little like they get this up toky takes that two one melon colleagues put it on months
I got you something
Yo, Kat not convinced me to get the sub.
Thank you, Kat.
Boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Yo, I was talking a little bit with, uh, I was talking a little bit with Hewn today.
I'm so fucking due for a knife, by the way, in CS.
Maybe I should buy some Bravo cases in weapon case ones and see what I get.
Or what are the what it where do you get the butterfly knives that break out cases?
Big Seagot caught in a Finnish newsletter
What is why L e dot fi yeah, I'm not clicking that fishing link nice try, bro
nice fucking try break out and dreams and nightmares okay but aren't the
dreams and nightmares cases so much cheaper then break out yeah bro these
These are like, Dreams of Nightmare cases are two bucks, and then Breakout are 12 bucks.
Why are these ones way more expensive?
The Dreams of Nightmare's knives are also better.
You can get emeralds.
Wait, can you get knives besides butterfly knives
from these?
Ah, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Cause Breakout is just butterfly knives, right?
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
I don't know, should I get in on this?
Let me see here.
How much are Bravo cases?
$94.
OK, but imagine for a second, I unboxed a factory new StatTrack AK Fire Serpent.
I
Smart hello, static drops the value ain't no way that's reason I should feel fire serpent ak
No it doesn't bro, 4,300 bucks?
I mean this is the big prize from the Bravo case right?
It's disgusting how unethical you are as a human being, literally what did I even do?
Besides, look at skins in CSGO!
I don't get it, bro.
I'm just fucking looking. I'm window shopping.
Would you like to acquire one of these?
What is that thing?
Excuse me sir, there must be something you've refused me for.
Right, this is someone who may have someone in uniform.
What is this thing?
Truly, you're just a marble screaming at the angels while it was too late.
A high-rack?
Excuse me sir.
You remind me of a hyrax, okay chills
Chills?
Methlamine isn't coming.
Who the hell are you?
I'm the man who's keeping-
A viral scene!
A thousand gallons of Methlamine is worth more in my hands than it is in yours, or anyone else's for that matter.
But, I need distribution.
Distribution?
I'll give you 35% of the tape.
You realize we have our own operation, right?
I know all about your operation.
See, my partners here tell me that you're the one who's going to get the tape.
The partners here tell me that you produce a meth that's 70% pure if you're lucky.
So?
So...it's grade school t-ball versus three or Yankees.
Yours is to some generic cola.
What I'm making is classic coke.
Shut up Walter.
I have a next step Prime Soba.
Ah, thanks loves!
My GF liked watching your content and I heard you were cringe so I didn't want to watch
you.
Oh.
Here we are and I've been here for every stream the past few days.
Hey, nice Tokyo.
Got a sub now, lol.
Oh well you know what they say bro.
Assuming makes an ass of you and me.
just think about that just broadcast the game bro I don't have permission to stream the game
to my twitch channel.
Um, sorry, bro.
You can tank it this one time, probably not.
Probably not, bro.
Wait, hold on, end of the half, Krusa throws it up, and brick.
Okay, spurs up by three and a half, not bad.
Just play some 2k, bro, I don't think that would slide.
I don't think that would fucking slide.
Wait, most important fucking part of the day?
Scept-
Ooh, laser's kinda nasty, I think laser wins.
I think sceptor could match up decently against laser, but laser's damage is fucking insane.
Sceptor versus laser, who will win?
It depends what kind of bounces.
This is really bad cuz fucking laser scaling and and Scepter's doing nothing, bro
All these bounces are so bad. Oh, it's just over. It's just so over
Oh geez
Geez
Holy fucking ass.
Lasers top three?
Oh my god.
That's crazy, no.
Laser clears orbital?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
clears orbital except for slanny but slammy he said the thing notes you know
Slammy's on PEDs, we do not count that.
Ba ba da ba ba ba ba da.
Bro, Slammy's banned from the league, but you're literally never gonna see him again,
okay?
I hate to break it to you.
Slammy fans, he's fucking gone.
smart did you watch the UCL final by chance um yeah arsenal sucks I think that
I get that right
I need this W American, you're one of the good ones.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks, bro.
Thoughts on the Jared McCain trade?
I mean, Daryl Moyer doesn't have a job.
His reign of terror is finished.
but i'm found
can we change the widow skin bro what but this is this skin is so good it's
candy
I was always graceful in the air I
Wonder I do know TF thinks this skin is good because I literally play candy and street fighter bro. He is so tough
But I gotta be honest with you carabas don't think I really care about the persona six leaks too much
I mean, it's the most of it just looks like concept art based on what I've seen and
Yeah, I can't say it necessarily did anything for me
so what do you think of the Champions League final PSG versus Arsenal um I was
told to say fuck Arsenal Rinku so fuck Arsenal
Guys, can someone feel me? Why do people not like Arsenal? Can I get some context here?
They're boring as fuck. Someone really said they're like the OKC of the Champions League.
Is this true?
They parked the bus 10 minutes in?
Well, what's wrong with supporting a Philly sports team, bro?
What the hell?
This house slamming gonna be thought of in 20 years now playing against both for you
you two were probably two of the most confident players ever played against me tell me right
now on the spot what would you do against satchel face me yeah you
I
Wish that could be you
I'd probably have a better swing than Barry Bonds.
Sorry. I don't know why I said that.
It sounded kind of funny though.
Ah, thanks, loves.
Nothing but aura from Slammy, under the moment itself, no less.
Oh, excuse me.
What is this, bro?
Three centuries ago, the first earclacks game,
known as weapon balls, appeared on earclacks.
I showed you an era of fighting balls.
Decades ago, a new earclax game was released and adopted the name Block Breakers.
Three years ago, Block Breakers now popularized and announced a new ball named Orbital, the
most powerful ball of all.
Three weeks ago, Orbital entered the game, weapon balls, and wiped out the entirety of
the meta, sparking controversy around the world.
Three hours ago, a meta ball named Slammy was announced to fight against Orbital later
that day.
Three minutes ago, Orbital lost a battle for the first time.
He doesn't get the reference, it's Superman.
Now we're not going to pretend like I didn't scroll down the Twitter thread until I saw
saw someone mentioning what it's from, but that's fine.
Hello.
Ba-da-bum-ba-dum-bum-ba.
I said it really important to say Paintbrush,
can I be honest with you, bro?
I don't think you do, but I'll let you say it.
I need an editor. I need an editor. I need an editor. I know can we ban this guy for self-promote?
Oh
What is this bro a
Son piker responds to heckler asking if you call for Charlie Kirk's death
I was supposed to be trying to see respect to that
Sadnessy the conservative women refused to carry the flame
I on the other hand do carry the flame because we are want anybody to kill him
But I was actually supposed to be Charlie for two weeks prior to his assassination
Obviously, I have a very different method of going about things than the way that you're trying to present it because if that was my mentality
I would never try to debate it. Charlie respected that and it's really sad to see the rest of the
remnants of the conservative movement refusing to carry the flame in the way that Charlie Kirk
wanted it to be carried. I, on the other hand, do carry that flame because we are Charlie Kirk.
I say disgusting things like America. We carry the flame.
Can you put your entire net worth on this first game? No, I'm good, bro. No, I'm good, bro.
Yeah, Bones did steroids, but so did everyone else in his era.
If you look at the top 30 players by Ops in one of his MVP years, Bones is number one.
Super, you want such a hypocrite? All you do is self-promote at collabs.
Expand upon that. What do you mean by that? Can you provide me one example, please?
What do you mean by that, bro?
The collab I did with your mom.
Why would he say this?
It's funny but f- oh this is an old- oh this is a Street Fighter V low tier god clip?
Uh oh.
Gotta be careful watching these ones.
Gotta be careful watching those on stream.
Tech it is back. Wait, let me see the numbers. Wait, 12,024 I repeat? Hold on a second. Is
Is this the Yujiro Hanma effect?
Now check Street Fighter.
I mean, Street Fighter is probably not that crazy, right?
All time peak two days ago.
Guys I don't think Capcom's ever gonna make another Street Fighter game.
Street Fighter 6 is too popular bro.
I think this is it.
people are beating their shit to Ingrid I know bro I already I already did I
already did this bit I did this bit the other day was it yesterday the day
before like I didn't jerk off to Ingrid but like we already talked about other
people jerking off to Ingrid
You know?
Show your cock, I better not see burn marks.
Bro, I think you gotta slow down a little bit.
If you're getting burn marks on your shit,
you might be going a little bit too quick, brother.
Wait, what?
Higher tier subscribers will soon be able to send gifts in chat, creators will be able to
Can you adapt to this feature or limit some gifs?
Oh, hell no.
Keck W, that GIF is perfect.
Wait, is this from like an official... is this supposed to be like an official preview
of what it looks like?
Does it come from Twitch?
It did.
Wait, that's so weird that they're using third party like emotes in their promo.
W and Keck W. Someone clipped that gift combo.
Twitch also dropped a new modiclub? Whatever the fuck that means. What is a modiclub?
What is that?
James Bond is always as ridiculous moments
What is air table calm
Wait what
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I'd rather they give me a single 45 ACP.
Yo free falling anime, you guys signing up for this or what bro?
Select all the communities you are currently part of, what is this?
that sounds awesome bro I think I'm yeah I think I'm you guys I might have to
get out on this myself
you can announce your mod anniversary now really
I
What
Wait, this is sick
Yeah, I think so propon
corporate
James Bond is always has ridiculous moments.
Another day, another day, tsunami surfing.
I turned it off, but I gotta notice today
is like 42 month anniversary.
Wait, it's every month?
I thought it was yearly you can announce it every way broadcasters can drop it too when the way oh
No, I don't see it
I don't see it
Super I know you say there's nothing harder than being an Eagles fan
But trust me, when I say the hardest thing to be in the sports world is an Arsenal fan.
Every year it is misery with this club.
Yeah, but I was told to say fuck Arsenal, so I unfortunately can't feel sympathy for you, bro.
This movie fucking sucks, but I want to watch Casino Royale.
Time to draw the line.
Time to draw the line.
What's going on with the speed up going on this?
Global warming. It's a terrible thing.
Global warming.
That's just amazing bro Casino Royale with Daniel Craig as James Bond
I just chill off, I guide Lunar, they's 24 in prime, and Lunar, they's 24 in prime,
and propane, they's the five months.
The poker scene? Dude, that's literally the only James Bond I've- well, I guess now that fucking tsunami scene, but-
The poker scene is like the only James Bond that I knew.
I've never seen James Bond.
Thanks, Super Arcade.
Dude, I feel like I need to get a massage. I'll keep saying this, but-
Yo, Carbon makes the common prime, and Wiggler makes the prime, Seb.
Smart.
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-da.
How delightful.
Go get one.
Dude, I need, maybe I need like three days off or something.
Come here, what does that mean paintbrush I'm gonna go to Vegas
We can go racing the fuck does that mean I'm not going racing bro
I do not want to drive off a track and fucking die.
Hanzo and college sad and spiciest kitty
Just be chill um don't be weird. Oh my god
And just have a good time bro, love you just talk and ask questions and listen and be friendly
And um, yeah.
I'm at the scene of Casino Royale, well no, I haven't seen the movie so I'm just gonna
skip this.
What the hell?
I'm good on that actually.
Co-sign next to the 7 months, shadowy, thanks to the prime sub.
Bro, I don't want to race, man.
What do you mean like a race track? Like what does that even have fucking entail, brother?
What if I fucking lose control of my car and I fucking crash into a wall and die?
Or get paralyzed from the neck down?
Good luck on your game, suit. Chat you looking good tonight, Wings.
Fire content?
Grand Canyon? I've never been to the Grand Canyon.
What if you were driving to the store that happened anyways? It could.
It could.
Smart.
Bump bump bump.
Paintbrush is literally on his knees begging for you to come and hang out.
I think he just wants to show me his asshole again, bro.
Smart.
Man, can you believe this fucking guy is gonna get married before me? Isn't that unbelievable?
Fucking paintbrush is getting married before me though. Unreal. Unreal.
Everyone can believe it man, literally everyone.
Huge honkers, extra 7-2-1 prime, Rara, thanks to 4 months.
Humor greater than money?
Wow.
Good thing I got both.
And the charming walks.
and you'll figure it out.
Anyways...
Anyways...
No one wants to fuck you?
I really disagree.
Thanks, Missy. Thanks for the team up, Prime.
No female wants to fuck him. Alert! Alert! Self-report! Alert!
Referring to women as females. Alert!
I, uh, got you something.
Two and a half year subscriber just said,
female.
Alert.
Smart.
Idiot.
I first played Overwatch when I was 8 and my mom rented it for me out of red box.
Automata's going crazy right now.
Holy fuck, Automata holding down the fort.
You guys seeing this shit?
Anime and free falling?
It's smart.
Supri-A.
Automata's holding down the fort right now.
I
Got you something
Bro twitch, no, I don't even want I mean if I say it's gonna like 20 more people are gonna do it
So like it doesn't mean
Twitch
Automob plan like Wendy on defense. Yeah, bro
Smart
I was just fucking like five people were saying the word void and that's an automated term
and I got like six people like he's actually blocking everything like he's wimbo, Automot
is going crazy smart when are you cosplaying me now I don't know this
is moid to get auto moid? auto moid? I mean that, I don't know, I have to talk to emaru.
I think she said sometime in June.
Um...
And then we'll see what happens.
We do with Emeru, we're gonna do a cosplay stream at some point.
I think me, Emeru, and Hewne...
at Emmys place, but we'll see when that happens. I think we said in June, so I want to see
the exact date for that.
Hewn doesn't know you like that?
Hewn's a good pal actually, so I think you're wrong, but...
I actually just double clicked my game OSD so we heard the fucking Persona song for like 0.1 seconds
And it just got randomized again on Mucky, if you like that song.
Wait.
Wait!
Double wait!
fuck man damn it oh damn it 4951 brah
I
Snowden sticks the prime showy. Thanks for the prime. I really like the tweedie bit there's been a car boss. Thanks to
Do Manchester United's pain look really handsome today. Thank you, bro. It's six to six months
Just I laugh
Who you got thunder or nicks just not making it
So we chilling, come back to this later tonight.
Right here, can you crack the window?
Oh yeah, bro, I got you.
Whee!
BAM!
BAM!
What?
BAM!
BAM!
Bro, it's kind of hot in here, can you crack it?
Oh, brother.
Oh brother.
Wait, this is fucking sick.
How do I buy this?
Prince available on my website.
Wait, I might have to get this.
Bro, this is almost like sexual.
Am I crazy?
Like, I'm not saying I would not fuck the Uncrustable, but this oil painting exudes
a very intimate type of energy.
Anybody know what I mean?
Like real, real artists and people who appreciate art know what I'm saying here.
This is a very intimate painting of an uncrossable.
Your mic is on.
Hello.
Hello.
Who you got thunder or nicks it's actually going to be the spurs a secret third option
Bandle? Do I want to do Bandle today? It might piss me off a little bit.
Bro, I hate how it auto starts now. It's so annoying. 1976, 177 million views, very hard.
I'm not going to get this.
I'm not going to get this.
I have no clue what this would be. Literally zero-clo.
Although I feel like I've heard this electric guitar before.
I feel like I've heard this piano before.
This is my world, uh-huh, is this Apple?
This is my world, uh-huh, is this Apple?
I
Think I definitely could have got that without
The voice cover, but I just
Brain lag, you know, it's hard smart. Did you know the opposite sides of the guy always add up to seven?
I did know that actually
And because of that fact did you know you can't
Like, oh, how do I explain it?
If you start at the one pip on a die and then you try to like flip it to two, then to three, then to four, then to five, then to six, you can't do that.
Because of the way the numbers are laid out on a die.
Little fun fact.
Did literally anybody ask? You know what? I'm so sorry. I'll just...
Cue this up PLS bird emoji
Bro knows one band um, did you know tampon is actually one guy? It's actually true. He's one guy
Little fun fact there for you one guy smart
It's possible bad message super I won't you says Chee Berber Chee Berber
Yoink says gay.
I'm going to get to feed a pork on stream.
Guys, I think I'm being sexually harassed in match chat.
What do I do about this?
Man, you're going to slam him out.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Attackers!
What are the games that you're coming to?
An Overwatch player, Deadlock, Elden Ring, Catherine, Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door, Dark Souls 3, Final Fantasy 7,
attack an 8
what else
middle gear solid 2
fuck i should have killed her
Oh
Why is it so far
That was greedy, to be honest with you.
Am I curious?
That have been sick
No, there's like a lack of persona and these suggestions
Persona
I think it's a good game
But it's not a game I would recommend to somebody because I think the writing can make it or break it for people
Because the writing is definitely persona's weakness aspect
In quite a few situations for persona 5 at least
The persona 5 writing is some fucking questionable
Yeah
The shot challenge, maybe
You know what's crazy, I'm actually hitting shots, just no one's dying.
Okay, first elim 3500 damage.
Take that too.
Is that tough to make that to it?
I do think Persona is probably a crazy fucking game if you play it when you're like 17.
I think if you play Persona 5 when you're 17, you're probably thinking like this is the epitome of gaming.
Or like 16? Yeah, bro.
I wish I could get involved in this fight. I just really can't.
I'm just going to sling a little Cassidy. I'll walk away now. Goodbye.
Don't let that payload move any farther.
I'm just here.
I'm waiting.
Thank you for that, too, bro.
How's that feel?
Able?
Not the weekend, Able, but...
Not not Bruce jr. But his name is able
Yeah, that's my venture running it down there. It's kind of fire
So low
When you get a rank number or are you not 100, the new rank system is very stupid.
Basically they have this thing called Challenger Score, which is what's prioritized over your
actual rank.
And you get Challenger Score by basically playing a shit ton of games.
Like if you sort by rank, I'm somewhere in the top of 100 for DPS, but not by Challenger
score. I got mine. Let me show you real quick. Let's lead a board. So let's go.
Well, it's sort by tank, or no, sorry, with the damage.
So if you sort by challenge or score,
you see how the ranks are like out of order a little bit?
Like you'll have a champ, two, then three, then one,
then two, then a GM, two.
But notice how they all have a shit ton of games played?
If you sort by rank, it's much different.
Now, why can't I go to me?
Weird little bug, is that about?
I should be on here!
Okay, that's a little strange.
Oh, I don't have enough games played on DPS?
No, I definitely do.
What?
And now it's broken what?
I give up.
I give up.
needs to fill this saddle I don't know why oh my god my cam's in the middle
forgot to move it back oh well I'll just deal with it for this fight let me
fun. Ow. I hit the sig once, twice, double dinged him. Uh, cast or reaper in hotel. Uh,
sig's pushing up here on statue. Reaper's still trying to get out of hotel. I'm throwing
so much aggro. My fucking hog is, I don't know where bro is actually. He needs to get
a little more active i think
hit back twice
i'm 1 HP
i got black eye, real one
i'm not sure you can get this one bro
I'll get you over there.
Those were low.
Shhh shhh shhh.
Ah, we've just saw me.
I can't.
We're gonna be behind you, venture.
W-con for me?
That's a big anti.
Thank you.
Do you have Suzyo?
Can you Suzyo before they try to lock me?
500
Okay, that's fine. That's so... I know I gotta go.
Okay, I overheated. I don't know why I got nano there, but I like...
I needed to chill. I needed to chill a little bit.
What a fucking sleeve.
Um, am I so, I'm a crime taskie or anything, maybe, I don't know.
40% weapon accuracy?
Still 49.
Still 49.
Still 49.
Still 49
48 oh my god, it's actually
Look at my fucking fat
why was he up there I feel like we have no space because of my hog tour falls the song
should be buffing you it's actually like kind of challenging me a little bit can I say that
without pissing anybody off.
As long as it's actually challenging me a little bit.
Like where the hell is my hog?
I'm like front lining bro.
Guys, I think we have a little bit of a problem.
like why do I have to front line here I might as well just go fucking Reaper my
I'm gonna hogs me. If I have to stay alive more, might as well be on Reaper guy.
I hear Reaper. I'm gonna hogs you dead again bro. Oh, jeez ladies.
This is Tim's fault. I don't know how. It's just Tim's fault.
No, my honor, Mr. Shelton.
Actuating the barriers.
All right, fuck it.
This isn't a real number, no way. Have I been paying you this long?
Yeah, thanks, Biddy's or Bass. Thanks for that 30 months, bro.
Me one coin, man!
I got the wrong perk to you, I overheated as well.
I think I'm gonna be burly with this actually, but I also feel like hog is just too hard
here.
Yes, a tough one. I feel like I did quite a bit, but too hard. Oh well. Hey! Thought
you said you love me bro but what happened just pop back from 11 comma five hours gift lovely videos
2022 hard super stan
Steven Adams spotted, I see him!
Oh, Steven Adams is a beautiful man, no?
Not really?
Oh.
Oh.
Yo, Chihuahua, thanks for watching, Tyler and all this stuff I'm on Prime, and Slapnuts,
Agent Cookie, Aiden, Inflectual, Colbyjack, Bass, thanks everyone, Loading, EXE, thanks
months show a picture he's kind of majestic looking how my Google images
broke what's happening
He's kind of a majestic guy.
The motion protection!
Yes, it's definitely someone's fault besides mine.
Greetings
Greetings
Raw fear by 21 pilots is he
Kyren is the full-on prime juice box. It's the prime sub bro. CS
60 things the 20 bits bro. Appreciate it, man. Oh
Oh
My god, Wimby you got a fucking drain those bro come on man
Holy fuck is that a quad team on sga in the P
smart did you see back rooms yet Matthew T no I have not he's so ahead of
watching on using TV bro nine seconds left eight three to three second
difference on the shot clock Wemby with the ball you can't miss those if okay
He makes this a fucking that this Chuck who hit the fucking backboard scary
Thanks for the play-by-play no problem bro end of the third Spurs lead by three. I think it was three
Let me double check. It's that commercial already. All right
I
Know mighty dingus next to 26 months bro and goober next to them a prime y'all go pee real quick because this queues taking a minute
Hello where my music go, what the hell?
told me my music turned off that's on someone else but not me we're not picking
any accountability here today I think I'll be pushing that off to other people
hey super first time turning in and you were peeing bro sorry man I don't have
my diapers on today it's usually I try to be on top of but my fault that
one's on me
Happy almost AJ Brown trade day I know bro, that shit's gonna be so sad
What do you think they're gonna get out of him?
A third and no fucking way, bro.
Surely they're gonna get like a first and then like, I don't know, it'll probably be
Like a first in a third round or something like that maybe a maybe a player to I don't know
Playing with a cerebral MVP quarterback, oh my god, we're gonna y'all up. Sorry
He missed a free throw pissed me off
These are fucking valuable points, bro
Don't tell me when he's getting fucking shaken up by the okc home crowd if you miss again, I'm tearing off the game
Okay, thank God, bro
do do do do doooo
God, Jerry McCain is freaking good
Yeah, what's up with the fucking cue, did everyone get off to watch Game 7?
What's happening bro?
I mean I kind of care about sports mainly football but like I try to like tap into basketball
every now and again
no no no no
booboo doo doo doo doo doo doo
every evil in sports can be traced back to Philadelphia what the fuck are you
talking about bro
Chill kill servers, shall we it's been a while since I've been one of those. Oh
Game said actually not today, bro
T-minus one hundred and six days till the seahawks start the season one to zero
How many monitors do you have I have two should I get a third is it worth to get a third? I mean, I don't know
It is nice having this empty space, well it's not empty, but like having this space over here for my PS5, my Switch, my capture card, all that shit.
What about your Steam Deck? Oh my god, who did Caruso think he was?
Who the fuck did he think he was with that?
What the fuck?
He thought he was f**king...
I thought he was moving like f**king Miami LeBron, bro.
Yo, RainyMovex, that's 20 bits.
Shooters and ginger guardian, marathon, mighty bingus.
Your LARP is so good.
Thanks, bro.
Here on the red, yeah, cool.
Oh, that's nuts.
August 15th, 2026.
August 15th, 2026, what's happening then?
How did that Mercy die to that maid?
Let's tear for this Genji.
Genji the monster, I got Genji.
I hear him. I hear him.
Oh this hog is just walking in and we have like no I can't do anything about it.
I can hide on the left side here maybe.
I'm just gonna get hooked, I'm gonna get hooked, so I just can't.
I'm gonna chain to me, can't help you.
W, bro.
I don't think that's how that works, I think it could still hook me even if he's chained, but...
Alright, what if we five-man flu at this hog real quick?
Yeah, did chain, chain, chain? No!
I mean it's just disgusting, bro.
Mercy one. What the hell? So I'll just hit a corner here. What the fuck? Blind as fuck?
I lagged
Go get that mushroom with you
Why did I roll on board? That's so awesome. But it worked out I guess
I don't have a position, this is ass, I need to care bad, um, um, that's f**king
oh my god bro you
You cannot hit that! Who says I was trying?
Everything about that one?
God...
Everything on the walkway.
Okay, I got fucking nuked by the venturing corner.
They're calling it the worst hunting of all time and we have both support ulcer we should
Where are the walk-in heroes?
Oh my god.
A lot of speeches.
Where we actually win?
Shut up. Let's go see. How's that feel?
Don't you gonna touch her somewhere?
What a hero.
Shut up.
Where did you come from?
You wanna just die?
I'm gonna stop you.
No patience.
You know the drill.
You know.
That's round one.
No patience.
You know the drill.
You know.
That's round one.
No patience.
You have to choose right here, right now.
Are you ready for the nicks or the spurs?
First of all, the spurs aren't in the NBA finals yet.
Second of all, the order goes, spurs, then mix, then nobody else, because I'm not ready
I'm not rooting for the fucking thunder, I'll play that much.
Rooting for Mr. People's elbow?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, well I don't know if we can go out of here.
I was gonna just get him, thank you.
Taking the objective.
Roundup.
Two.
Two.
Two.
Hello, Al.
Jumping good.
Wimby has five fouls?
Wait, really? Uh-oh
Alarm
I don't mind it, but...
The mask purple...
Oh yeah!
Just gets the best hold in the game.
I train on mine, everybody.
Oh my god, mask.
You're pretty good when you try.
You're all right.
Smoking's good.
You're pretty good when you try it.
You're all right.
Smoking's good.
Oh, jeez.
Try to get these Kalado silver bullet shots.
AHHHHH!
How sharp this tech is.
He keeps getting on the bridge.
Your face!
New vangada!
New vangada!
Oh
No, man, I've been the whole hog fuck it within the whole hog there
It's so sad that Shay is genuinely a great player, but all he does is walk
You know, this sounds mighty similar to another player in the NBA that people talk about
Star player for the 76ers, maybe?
That's just the way he dies, you guys.
Yeah, he's the biggest.
Huge.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I think we've been off of that ink from him. Thank God he ran it down for me. Fan behavior.
In you.
Draw. GG.
Wait this is embarrassing if it's me missing the shot this is embarrassing.
No we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta
go we gotta go.
Way man I'm so far into motion but actually I gotta go in two games.
Yo Rachel and Lexa Probe and Rock Shoe what up guys anonymous 6 to the 3 appreciate it
bro.
Well, I've been going to go three days without streaming, yeah, I mean, I've actually streamed
a lot, I streamed a lot of time.
I think I've been able to take three days off.
Mmm
Ba da do do do do do do do
No wembeat brother they need to survive like three or four non wembeat minutes. Oh, and as I say that oh
Uh-oh.
Wait, blocked?
Oh my God.
Wait, Hartenstein is fucking ass.
Get this bum off the court.
Slowest breakaway I've ever seen in my life, bro.
That's a huge sequence for the Spurs.
Oh my God.
That's a fucking four-point swing there. Oh my god, that's huge
Not even season one characters about dressing you be nerfed
Uh, but uh, but uh, Pharah, Kat, Bastion, Ramatra, Hazard, call it a day.
Oh, Symmetra!
Oh yeah, true, I forgot about her.
Wemby's already back in. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Show us? I can't. Caruso driving? Nice fucking...
Okay, Caruso needs a nice two off the backboard. Spurs? I mean,
okay, see? Still in it. Down by nine. Five minutes to go.
Wemby does have to be careful because he does have five fouls, so one more and he's out for the rest of the game.
Seven seconds left on the shot clock.
Oh, j-
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Wemby hauled those long-axe legs back there, bro! He almost blocked that shit.
Is he all fucking high? He got up there with that jump. Jesus Christ, he was like 11 feet in the air.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, please!
Oh, that's fucking massive!
That's massive!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Spoiling?
I'm so fucking sorry!
Please forgive me!
Please!
Please!
That block from Cornet was so big, bro.
Martinstein needs to get his ass off of the fucking court and maybe get on to the treadmill.
That was disgusting how slow that breakaway was from him, so I was a little rude, I didn't
mean it.
Sorry bro.
The block was clean though it was, it was actually fucking nice.
is this a good meaner game or what meaner meaner meaner huh meaner huh where'd it go
what the hell
wow bro fantastic job surge of power on Nina huh interesting I guess it's fine
I guess it's fine for her rake, but okay what the fuck I'm sorry 3 and 20 on Apollo
smart colloquium looking as glorious and resplendent as ever throw this in key wall
I think it's Icarus
Oh, this is a good song
This is a good song actually it's a little short, but it's good
I played this game by the way, if anybody cares.
Silent Hill the third?
I actually really like Silent Hill 3, I can't lie.
Thanks for doing your job, I just wanted to say that I like it, my fall bro.
Select Heroes Japan.
I like it says Dynamo. I like it. Who the hell linked me the theme to the NFL on CBS?
Is this actually it? Why does it have this weird-ass fucking album art? What the hell?
Also, everybody knows that the NFL on Fox team is just the fucking goat.
Hi, Supa!
Hello.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Can I get your opinion on my top 5 games?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
Lay it on me.
Uh, number 5?
I have pretty similar 5.
Okay.
Number 4, I have Outer Wilds.
Never played it, but I've heard good things.
Uh, uh, number 3?
I have Elden Ring.
Solid.
Number 2, I have Terraria.
Good pick.
Number one, I have Ultra Kill.
Ultra Kill, huh?
It's not even out yet, but it's my number one.
It's not bad.
Pretty solid.
Well, I'm not, I don't know, maybe I'm like missing it. I feel like, I mean, I like the Ultra Kill,
but Doom Eternal is just so much, like this is such a good fucking game, bro.
So you avoid him and beat him at all costs.
But you should get some W, I think.
Aw, my bad, bro.
Why are you doing this?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Don't let him take the point.
I mean, ultra kill is good.
I do like ultra kill.
It's just, I don't know, bro.
I
My elbow itches
Are you kidding I should just look right there
I'm like behind us she's low
She's just running just push push
This is it. A huge.
Not a blade!
Get low on your luck.
Motherfucker.
670 damage from my cast against the hog.
against the hog fucking report this guy. I should go safe.
Ah, you know what? I'm gonna stay cast for my life.
I'm kinda looking at the Spurs game, because they're up by 6 with a minute and a half left.
SGA you have to miss this. Yes. I don't think we got a touch
I'm getting fucking farmed, it's pissing me off.
Maybe fanboy
No, man, oh my god, the spurs are up by eight alarm alarm. I need to lock in though
I'm doing this overwatch game. I need to see the end of the spurs. Okay, see you game
You're gonna hit a shot, bro
Actually can't a shot this is so weird. I'm too distracted by this fucking up by this by this spurs game
I think I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say it
Okay.
One pig slide.
Oh, he's got.
That's a ball.
why
That's a ball
Dude I'm one in six alone. I'm one in six
I
I
Sharp this time
Now so I'm stuck on my head. I can't really help you that much hug
Give us on time out lock in you write you write you write and stop throwing
No, bro, it's not you G
Okay, Hog's broken. I've seen enough. I've seen enough. Hogs is broken. I don't know,
bro. He didn't even try to hook me, man. He saw our Sierra first when I walked in front.
about like the other two times okay I have fun
Where's the hog, bro? Hog behind?
Yeah, I did.
So weird.
What do we do here?
Arm.
It's Shane.
I got two.
Oh my god, I'm back in business, guys.
I'm back in business.
Okay, two.
I'm back in it.
Oh god, oh god.
Oh, slow to pocket mine.
You're rushed.
Rushing with res.
He's cast broken.
It's cast broken. I can't get a shot.
Okay, we're good.
What a Caruso dude, I missed that I was winning a fight.
I don't want.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
I'm not actually saying I went to the right.
That missed on the armor.
I don't think I'm missing.
That was real low.
Can't hug.
Get me, get me.
I have one hat.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Oh my god, Spurs won.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Spurs one. Oh my god
Oh my god, look at Wendy look at Wendy. He's so poor or happy
Holy shit. Oh my god. Nice.
Yeah, I can close this now finally.
Bang.
Shay played like an MVP tonight. I'm leaving here with something.
Ah hell.
Dude!
Come back with me, Joel.
Good play point.
Back with my 5.
Wait, his auto-unbroken?
Okay, we're good.
Yeah!
Spurs one
Chet have four points say on God
Get two field goal attempts wait a minute, so 100% accuracy not on him let his team
Four points two for two or what?
Oh one for two. Oh. Oh, my bad.
Parking on the left side.
Oh, smoked. Yay.
I'm going to keep shooting at him!
Look at him!
I'm going to go for the dominant.
Dominant is so f***ing powerful.
Up low.
I have honey next to me, so we should probably go fast with maybe a Risa honey.
So the pocket spot we're gonna try to offer in gold.
You gotta make sure you're not in the open, you might want to back up here at least, I don't like this.
The soldiers there are gonna farm you.
We could just do one point, honestly, maybe.
I don't know who the touch is.
Give me, oh shit.
Alright, I think we'll find that.
Use nothing, use nothing, maybe.
That's huge.
And then with these visor, it's actually massive.
Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh.
We're all happy that Shay fraught Alexander and the O.K.C. lost today.
True.
True.
Oh, okay, we can...
I'm still behind, I need help.
Can you, can you, can you, can you, can you?
We'll cap, we'll cap if you need to, can you?
Huge.
Absolutely.
What do they have? Like a...
On Visor, on on all, yeah. I need a...
Domino? Yeah.
No, no, no, Domino.
Two on.
Down there. On no one.
Huge.
You should slow walk, careful.
Oh well, huge staggers, maybe.
10 Casuals love that Wemby guy.
I want it all close but we're down 1.
Oh my god, I actually brought this game back here one crazy. Oh my god
Right, it's a little bit or what? Oh my god. What'd you say?
Bro, I wasn't locked in Salsa. I was watching the end of the Spurs game, bro
That's not fall and then and then it was over and then I fucking popped off
I've got you in my sights. It's a good job, bro
My friend is absolute dog shit despite playing the game for years and years and usually it's just whatever but this game
You just have to trust me man
48c5 fb wait curvy was in this game
You know what? It wasn't Kirby's fault. We'll give Kirby enough food.
Hmm, you want me to watch your friend's game, huh?
Do they give you permission for this or are you just putting them on blast?
SGA hand hand when be a water
Bonivia and Valiz and parts unknown. Thanks guys domain next eight months
Currification next next month prime. You know am I crazy by the way I feel like the end of that game
was not as ragged out as they usually can be smart chat legacy cardio game
I think it's OG Blacksmith and J.O. Rest were good this game, letting both sides play.
Free Fallen, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you say like 25 minutes ago that Wemby has
five fouls so he can play however he wants because they're not going to call a sixth foul on him.
Not to like put you on blast or anything, but...
Smart. I want to ask for a celebration emote for this special occasion. Hope this works.
Ew.
Yo, Bactology, they spent 13 months, bro.
Now I have locked in super.
Hello.
Can you believe there are people that don't like Alarm?
Wait, let me see this.
Spurs game.
Looks like a Chet stat line here.
Also, I don't even know.
Is it like a SoftCH or like a hard Chet?
Is it Chet or like Chet?
I think it's chat, right?
Shit!
Let's see what shit home grint has game.
Four points, one for two,
two for four from the line, four read-outs.
Two steals, two blocks, two turnovers.
look at Shay glorious alexander style line I don't think I've heard that one
before it's not like it's crazy like you know witty it's just funny shay glorious
Alexander. It's a good one. Yeah, it's not even like super creative, it's just funny.
You know, I want to die, thanks to 5 months bro, cheer up. You don't gotta die, Spurs
was just one. Bro, I saw Cornets block, I watched that shit live. That's why I said
Hartenstein needs to fucking get off the court and hit the treadmill because his breakaway
was so fucking slow and sluggish, but then I said it was kind of rude so I took it back
and I said sorry. Alright, I'm locked in now. Yo, I'm playing against this hog, fuck,
this is the fourth game in a row. Actually, I think he was on my team actually in my King's
ouch good
Okay, this hoggy to be nerfed let's talk about it
I'm gonna go my shots no matter
I'm stalling
This is it!
This is it!
I mean, thanks for the bubble, but...
Oh my god, so much damage.
I couldn't even get out of the way
One, one, one
you're mine yo what if they're plays are you all the lash hole
you're fine dude but
oh I'm left side I'm left side you're someone above me
I'll do this
take left side take left side take left side
Nooo, it's so hard, so hard.
Just play left side, just play left side.
That was sports!
Zero one!
Alright, I need...
Are you sure they could just call them?
I got three!
You're a low because there's force of act
Wow my words fucking flew in there
Just watch hold up you hold up you
The tap here we'll have carry we should carry out on the hog where we fix them
material was too passive, i didn't like it
but it's fine
is it treating that emotional after SGA got eliminated?
yeah, i had to take 5
just a minute
I'm still crying my aura farmer. How do you think Jalen Williams feels right now?
the game or the character in deadlock the game I've already played it the
character in deadlock? Um...
Oh.
NOOOO!
What are they gonna say?
BAM BAM!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Gently took two shots
Well, why is it free only looking at me so I was right in front of her face
Man or what?
What's a swap for a rind a
Rind fart
Let's have a speck on his name, he shot 50% from the floor.
I tried to flash him though, I'm sorry.
I'm getting creative.
What?!
Yo, buff casted it, I don't care.
Oh
We all lost
God damn
Wait, Zac and Clouds, like Final Fantasy VII.
if I get a high you know I'm gonna I'm gonna bounce on it again I don't care
bro
oh I'm just so dead oh shit
I
I
See there I flank me right in fact I didn't take this out
Why should low run show low under
We're getting old gas horn I think
He's getting in the water.
I hear someone over here.
Damnit.
Oh my god, Seraphire is so fast.
With, cute, with, uh, Kyriel and the fucking Perk.
Holy shit.
You should try changing the in-game language to Japanese.
Why? Why? Explain why.
This is easy, this is easy, this is easy. They're gonna have shot at him. They're gonna have shot at him.
Oh my god!
Silverball's broken, I've seen enough.
Hey, soup, can you play this spangler?
This is a real person.
Because it shoots the game, it makes it feel more like anime, and gives it a certain vibe.
One can't explain it without experiencing it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Wrong team.
all duplicates legendary loot box ocean king
thing?
110 year old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life.
I've never played Roadhog.
How many people do you think don't know what map this is?
Isn't that crazy to think about?
There are people that don't recognize this map.
That is a newbis.
That is Temple of a newbis.
Custom game create and settings maps none
Where is where the fuck presets
Assault
Matt's temple of the new bus
It doesn't even have a fucking preview picture
Holy
Little bit late I was busy celebrating the Chet home gray in a stick class tonight.
I'm so happy.
I actually like the new ones.
I can't lie.
Just let out a hot steamy load in my GF while watching your stream.
Big fans
Did you see that the weekend is playing persona inspired by yeah, bro, we we've been done saw that
This is crazy bro mega there help get there mega here
Mega in there, Mega up here.
Random fuck ass room over here.
Mega, random mini in this room, Mega there.
Something about this map just makes me want to take greater than three minutes to build a blade.
Ah, AKM blade, aren't classic.
They should bring back a newbis, fuck it.
Bring back assault, but only a newbis.
Ew, honestly, it's probably not even that bad in 5v5.
Am I crazy?
They did a quick play hacks for it people didn't like it what
Okay, well they put clash in competitive so
I'm sure they can fucking get away with doing a 2cp in competitive
Oh, and Clash was so bad.
Yeah, bro, especially with the map voting, like...
Why not, bro?
I don't care.
Okay, let's get a little creative with the game.
Now let's keep Paris out of the map pool.
Let's, we can keep Paris out of the map pool.
But...
Leave Horizon out too.
Honestly, I think Horizon kinda got treated dirty.
Like they kinda clumped it with Paris
as like being so bad that you couldn't play it.
And while I don't think Horizon was great,
I don't think it was like Paris level's bad.
But they probably never will.
Has there always been a murloc on this fucking tank?
What the hell?
I know there's a guy in here playing Hearthstone on his laptop.
One damage off lethal.
I remember when people in my games would type fuck Paris and leave.
That was a classic back in the day.
Yo, Bumlautics, 20-someone prime.
Vintage Kim Cheating, 30-someone prime.
I don't know what the modded club is.
Oh, the Twitch thing.
We looked that earlier.
Yeah, I don't think I'll be applying for that.
Can you show us why Paris was bad?
Sure thing, bro.
Actually, game said, you know what?
We won't let you go to that map again.
That one's on us.
Sorry, bro.
No, no, no.
Why did you hate Volskaya?
I just, I couldn't stand Volskaya, bro.
I could not fucking stand that map.
I could not stand it.
It does it did have the bronze damage clip though pretty good pretty good one excuse me
you're talking to bronze damage I perma hate it on most guy it also had another clip
Wow, you're actually gonna say that, huh?
You're actually gonna say that.
I love that guy's reaction, he just like goes, yeah.
Yeah
Huber what's up, bro?
Still haven't had champ one brother. No, I have not
Lost a few games like 50% of something
How does the rest of the go? Can't watch it or repeat it?
Can you do it in the end of season?
Yeah, probably not. It takes so long to get a tank game. It's hard.
How long are the Qs? It can be like more than 20 minutes, can't it?
My Q tank in DPS, I'd say one in five games I get tank.
And then like this one was an eight minute Q and I just got the first tank game today.
You can tell how superior he thinks he is to everyone who tries to talk to him.
Thought about Ludwig or he thought about me too, he thought about...
Both?
You bro, you are so dumb, man.
I don't, I talk to literally everybody, bro.
I'm a man of the people.
Oh my, that's crazy.
I try to be at least.
Well tough, I can't lie, so...
I fear I can go crazy here.
I think I'm going to die.
My Pharah can go crazy here.
Hey, where's our damage though?
Oh, no!
What?
I'm going to put that sword in the steam room.
Nooo.
We're huge, what about me?
You need that robot to turn around.
That's a great pick here.
Briggs is not a great pick here.
I agree.
Blink, see the second end of mine.
Um, I'm coming back, tracer.
I
Need careful may one
I mean
We're not giving energy to this, this is so hard bro.
I could bubble you if you back up. Or not, okay.
W bubble for me by the way. Since someone else will say it, I'll raise myself a little bit, why not.
I guess I'm out of here, bro.
Hey, can I just really get energy? I'm going to drop this fight a little bit.
Dude!
Being killed!
huge huge what the fuck break the wall we need to run them over here
kill it kill it
down I'm on the hunt I'm on the hunt the home
Wait, everyone died?
Okay.
I have graph, I'm gonna look for it, I can both be used for if I grab graph, oh wait.
I'm holding 100 behind you, okay?
Just die, girl.
No!
I was so greedy I could have just backed up.
I was like, maybe I can kill the SIG.
I was so greedy I could have just backed up, but I was like maybe I can kill the SIG.
They got the robot.
They won.
Hello.
I think break is a really important pick here, I'm gonna be honest.
Switching to barricade. Stop it.
Can you touch my shirt? I think I'll be in the queue.
Enemy clear.
Okay.
There's no robot going down now. Let's get pushing.
What are you doing? I don't know!
Let's kill them though.
We should have hard pushed guys, we should have hard pushed.
That's your kid I can map with you.
No way bro.
That's good thing.
I dropped one again for no.
That's fine.
No, it's not fine.
I actually don't need to keep it, but...
I'm healing.
Team, you saw Rob?
Oh!
He's out of there.
please fair don't bother you get your phone here is huge
I'm actually gonna stay because I'm fucking powerful and big
yeah don't give me some energy I've got some build your energy please
I'll be fair if you wanna go for barrage
actually a max we'll be on that barrage
Someone get the rest in park.
I'm gonna grab her.
Maybe.
She's one still.
They're all low.
Wait, why didn't it unfreeze- wait, Bobble doesn't unfreeze anymore?
Huh?
Did it ever?
Wait, am I losing my mind?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what just happened?
It never did?
No, there's no shot that's through.
No, you guys are fucking with me.
what that was April Fool's only no stop
I
This maze caught in we cut her off
Crazy fucking material by the way.
I've grabbed 25.
Noobs.
How does it feel to be just a worse player than me all around?
Must feel pretty bad, huh?
I don't know. Sorry, that was kind of rude.
Did you grab it? Yeah, don't give us energy. We win the game, I promise.
I can only use someone, but we're fine.
Oh, we got him!
Oh, we got him!
Oh, the bug sheep messed up her mail!
Zaylin, Zaylin! Cure Triton to me!
I mean, it's just free.
They're probably on her to fight, but...
We can kill.
Got one.
Oh watch Ricky says Zarya bubble cleans all effects. I'm not insane. Zarya bubble has always
cleansed freeze. I'm not insane. It always has. It literally always has.
It cleanses the build up, but not the frozen state.
Projected barrier unfreezes targets frozen by Blizzard.
And why did the kiwi knock it unfrozen?
Let me smash it again bro.
Super much love from our old friends since 2018.
Hello?
No, that can't be right. That just does not look right.
Smart.
I turned 21 on the 13th this month and thought I was old then.
I remembered a five whole years older than me.
Anyways, love you super hashtag big bellies for silver.
Wait, what?
That should absolutely be cleansed.
Wow.
I think this has to be a bug.
Huh?
Since when does Zarya bubble cleanse?
What are you saying?
Since forever, man!
the major perk inconsistency what major perk? I don't know bro that's so weird
heard it? That is very strange. I found an annoying YouTube short from one year ago saying
it doesn't unfreeze but it used to but it used to why is it not now
i'm taking a piss because now i'm really upset
smart happy 45 months big sue keel this up
Oh, I knew that piss bad that shit was fucking relieving
Paris showcase
Okay, the reason why this map is fucking awful is first of all, you have to remember it was
a...
Okay, one thing it did though, it was the first map in the game to have a playable piano.
Why is the first map in the game to have a playable piano um
But the real issue is first point.
Um, see I don't know if it was 66, right, so there's two tanks.
First of all, look at this first point show.
Look at this high ground you have.
Look at the only ways that you can get in through this.
either go down main to the right or you go to the left here if you go if you
like I got a game if you went to the right there there is a small room that
you just get spammed the fuck out of bro bastion orisa sigma
Thera Baptiste Zenjade. Oh my god. Oh my god
This woman was the luckiest she never played Paris
Emma Martina Luigia Morando.
These two old wars and also Overwatch won.
by Deban Cass. My Walter is shocked. Wolverine, because you imagine a Wolverine character
in the game. Like a DPS that could kidnap tanks and do percent base damage. Damn Super
is ranked 491. Does even the greatest heroes fall? It's not my fault. It's not how it works.
You don't even understand how it works, man. You're making rash assumptions, man. Oh,
jeez.
What a tactical use.
Catch up.
Okay.
Mind your posture, everyone.
Mind your posture, everyone.
It's just fucking colossal dialogue again.
Time to just get out of the spot.
shot you live it's not fair I'm in I'm farming I'm doing big farm
Fuck it.
I got Lido.
Brunson footwork on the hook?
Good job.
Wait, should I place a bet for the Spurs to win?
What do we think, y'all?
the
the
This is a new shop, yeah
My dumb is so dead
Jump on someone
I'm like, what do you even do?
Are you having a Reaper guy? I don't know. Oh, I'm just a Reaper guy
Like it
What is this junk art here?
Well, you're tank of Domino?
Yellow top, huh?
I'd have to just open swap here.
here. I'm gonna hold this while I'm just trying to get him. They're all hiding from me, bro.
I made so much space though.
I feel like I shouldn't be alive right now, nor should we be winning this fight like at all.
Get a reload. Oh my god, he put the wrong perk. He put the wrong perk, he had a reload.
Wait, no, he didn't. Wait. Why didn't he kill me? Did he miss? Oh, yes.
I'm doing nothing, but like we're somehow not we somehow won
Oh no.
I'm good enough.
What the fuck?
And my carry died of that.
One HP I hit the headshot.
Buck soldier and I'll say it. We're all thinking it by the way
Pop up
We'll have ult again, I guess I'll maybe swap I don't know
God help me
I'm so shit, I'm changing I'm gonna go
Honestly, I should go Genji
I
Match the window we have a window bro
No
What is that? What the fuck?
This fucking weird ass jump is alive?
Not anymore. Is that tough? To be honest.
Don't pop walls please bro.
Oh my fucking god.
You have to be creative.
How do you free bridge needs a buff too? No? Like what is that shit?
Free bridge needs a buff?
Actually my team needs a buff. What the fuck?
You hesitated so hard bro, I wasn't close enough, I had to walk up to an ult, what do
I mean an ult like fucking on the car?
From what is this fucking tweet?
If you see it, Victor Wembenyama, warn a brother.
These floss picks are regular floss string I use floss picks
Well, actually, okay, I use both but right now I have floss picks so I'm using floss picks
Regular floss is better. I mean they're both good floss and floss picks
I do floss every night after I end stream. I'll eat
And I'll chill for a little bit and then I will floss and then I'll brush my teeth
I mean if I had any help here, bro
Disgusting, disgusting game.
Damn bro.
Bro, definitely just AI to generate this puddle.
Listen bro, just because you used AI to graduate high school doesn't mean I did.
I worked hard, okay?
I searched up the Quizlet for every test and quiz and found a fucking saint that posted
it already, okay?
I worked hard.
You had a fucking robot tell you all the answers.
We are not the same, brother.
I missed two shots there, really.
At least we'll be one.
Okay, guys, I...
I mean, we gotta blame my team here now.
I have 12.5k damage and 70 lives, like at some point.
Dude, everyone gets the 1 and I just can't, I can't.
How far back is this? Too far back.
You and Shed both didn't deserve to lose today.
Head-ups go.
I'm doing it!
I heard Cammie. That's the Cammie play of the game. I wasn't even tapped in and I heard
it.
No, that's not. That was- that was not Cammie.
That was another candy play of the game or the one with the mistletoe?
Which one was that?
I think it was the mistletoe one actually.
Because I heard the punch then she steps on your throat.
I'm not even joking bro.
Where is it?
Wait, this is pilot intro with the cami skin, hold on.
I didn't say anything guys, I just said hold on, okay?
I know what you are?
What bro?
What am I invisible what am I
So my cousin thinks you're cute she's 26 and single um that's cool that's cool
That's all you have to say?
Yeah.
That's cool.
This is just so embarrassing for my Alex Caruso
But that's just so brutal no
If it went in though it would have been fucking fire
What is this?
Just what are some things you think you can do to help get Chet a little bit more involved
offensively?
Yeah.
Oh, this guy.
Hmm.
Just what are some things you think you can do to help get Chet a little bit more involved
offensively?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
hmm fuck that's good bro
oh bro was puzzled
dudes that's a good question
hello super just wanna say I had a fun time training with you in Israel
and now he has to overcome another obstacle
So I'm going to support him, I'm going to lift him up, and I'm going to be there for him.
Because I see the way he fights, I see the way that he works.
And I know who he is as a person, and that's all I have to say to address.
Hmm.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Yep.
We are all thankful that this first one bro. All of us.
Hmm.
Ilios well? Let me think about this. Let me think about this one.
You know what? I will go back in a minute.
That is a good question though, echo? I mean sorry, has? Has? What are the, they traced
Okay, Cass is dead. Okay, our Cass is cheating. W.
We'll see that.
I don't think I'm going to
There was me zoo key like on the lights a big character
I'm so dog shit and ugly
The question is, I guess I just copy half of it, right?
I will have my perk because they change how fast Echo gets perks.
I don't know, maybe if I play slow...
Maybe if I play slow...
Or if my team plays slow, rather.
I'm not, too.
two seconds engaged
What
Yeah, yeah, that was actually decent one of the worst
It also wasn't the best in our life here.
Hiya!
Step right up.
Step right up!
I don't want to, I don't want to.
I'll put the armor.
No way she's on the stairs there?
I have the echo but my echo was clean for a while and I was expanding her but I stopped
I'm gonna plant it for a bit
They're behind us
And nobody? Thank you bro
That's one
Let me show you real quick bro
You fucking betrayed me for the last time you understand
Everyone you're one
I'm supposed to
I can't hit her bro
Can't hit her by that
Dude dude dude I need to ban someone who can't ban
I didn't get healed we blame my carry there
You got that?
She got her!
She got her!
Guys, how much of the bed?
It's okay, kid.
Come on, that's a nice thing.
I can pull off a cowboy hat
No need I'll just borrow yours
I'm one of the good at graves to overwatch graves deadlock to overwatch
watch. Moira, no bro, you can't even say Moira. We all love graves, I should play more
It's actually
For 20 trillion dollars I hit her
You're on the point
I
Love playing graves, bro. You know what bro tomorrow stream might be 17 hours of only graves fuck it
Actually change my mind tomorrow's the paper Mario the thousand year door marathon
Yes, mom
I can't wait for the hard smoke.
Okay, here's the problem.
Move on.
I think here we go.
Dude, dude!
Goombella is bad with it?
Would not fuck him, by the way.
Why didn't Nintendo add that line of the game?
Why did they add that line in the game?
Him?
Oh my god, non-knowers, non-knowers.
I'm not saying Goombella is a him, I'm saying that's what she says is a voice line, but
you guys wouldn't get that because we're non-knowers.
Oh my god, bruh.
Obviously, Goombella is a she.
Hey, Lara.
I'm dead. No one's played that boring-ass game. Whoa.
This mouse is bad with it
Holy fuck, I can't believe Hazard is alive.
What a fucking disgusting character.
Is Hazard broken?
Smelly.
Yeah.
Oh, he pumped so much damage in there, he just lived.
He was also in orbit.
Even before the orbit, bro.
Yeah, he just held directly.
That's one.
Yeah, that's one.
Shit.
That was way behind.
Um, that must have copied.
I can't swap.
Wait, do you guys- wait, whoa.
Wait, let it flip.
Do you see?
Let it flip.
Let it flip.
That's how.
That shit is a fudge.
That's how.
That's how.
That's how.
That's how.
I should have been in the pod.
I was like, I was wondering what's going on.
Well, you guys are golden. What the fuck?
I should have been in the pod.
You guys are crazy. What the hell?
Well played, team.
No, I'm gonna fall for Matt.
I think you missed my last dono.
Oh, trust me, pal.
I didn't miss it.
I simply chose to not listen to it. I'm just kidding. I actually didn't see it. What is this?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, hold on yeah, da da da da. What the hell is this bro?
I thought that was Ekko coming in on the drop there, which is a glad to be of assistance.
I thought she was coming in on the beat.
the spider-man noir show. Pretty good, Arga. What have y'all been watching?
Yo eggs, Benny, this is the 35 month prime.
Yeah, I'm a little challenged.
Queue this up.
Hashtag positive vibes.
Insomnia.
Oh, I'm still on my Japanese keyboard. What the hell?
Insomnia blues.
This is Kevin Dominion singing right now.
I can't blame you as a Vocaloid fan. This is kind of cheeks
Guys if you want to send your complaints to who sent that in it would be at 1064 in the chat by the way that last song
If you didn't like it let at Tim64 know.
Holy fuck they're beating your ass.
They're actually doing to you what Slime's doing to Madoka Magica fans.
I guess it's actually the opposite.
What Madoka Magica fans are doing to Slime, honestly.
Smart.
Can subs contribute to the music queue?
Let me put you on some real Vocaloid shit hashtag quarter fatalist guy.
Both for you now.
Select your hero.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm, Jeremy
chose heroes to ban
doot doot
What have we got herobabs this?
Suravasa?
Slime deserves it, somehow Ludwig was the only normal person at conversation bro.
Have people never had a conversation with their friends, where their friends give them
a hard time?
Has that never happened to anybody?
Like I don't know how you could watch that clip and like I don't know whatever bro
Who gaff? Who fucking gaff?
There's a memory, I call this a memory.
Everything has to be taken super literally at all times forever.
forever.
See, we're still thinking Ludwig is his friend and not just a co-worker, oh dear.
First of all, you have no idea what's going on because I'm not talking about- I was not
referring to myself as Ludwig's friend in this circumstance.
I was talking about Slime and the boys on the yard as being friends with each other,
which is true.
He is my friend, okay? I've literally stayed in his fucking house.
Okay, bitch.
I'm glad I'm right in the minute, I feel like.
Whenever people go crazy against their comp, though.
I thought I heard something behind me, what the fuck?
Turn around.
We were flankin' here.
Push the wall.
Ripper one over here.
Oh my hawk is getting round, ooooh!
Relax, I'll handle it.
Oh my god, Hawke is getting owned!
Relax, I'll handle it.
Relax, I'll handle it.
Oh my.
I think I got full body chills.
5, 3, 2, 1, go!
Yeah!
I'm good now.
Dude!
You're pretty long.
I don't even think I'm a Reaper guy, but I have ult now, so I'm not going to.
little pump fan nine on Ilari
I want to play back all around the corner
I mean honestly he kind of threw for it so we take those is that cope a little bit
not even a fucking time my mouse to get to the point I will simply walk around the environment
We're back. I hear him.
in 10 seconds oh I could have killed him oh I could have killed me a soul for a soul
I'm zoomin
Enemy here
She's sleeping go in
I'll have dire triggers
I know where you know
Okay, 17 limbs I have three
Okay, wait, wait, wait, why are we so far back I'm gonna be honest. I didn't know my key was me
So I like ran away because they were walking away
like we print
Okay, I can now blame my team after that performance I can I can now safely say it's not my fault that I have three limbs
my team is playing so far back there therefore I'm not gonna support I I need
to get value
oh my fucking god oh my fucking god oh my fucking god
I have reaper roll what does this mean for me don't try to one day when I reaper you
will never win
Okay, so like we buff Reaper or what?
Six seven six seven six seven six seven
Bigger man
I'm actually doing nothing this game. What the hell is this even possible?
I
Bro this instant TP part is just
Shrap my size I don't think it's bad bro. It's it's so fucking good
It's so good all I want to do one of the best parts of the game
I
Missed a shot that I hesitated look at freezing idiot
But also someone got the point, it was the ball, so I didn't realize it was a ball, so it's really my bad.
I should have just backed up and tested the point with the one in the game, I think.
It's okay though, they won't hold us for this, and then the next three points, right?
Like, it's just not gonna happen.
Ow!
I don't need it all respect them enough when we put a raid form there
They're on track.
What the hell?
What the hell do you mean?
Two kick bags?
Honestly, they weren't even quick.
They were actually nice and timed.
kj
kj
victory
yes
lets fucking go super chat
your so handsome bro
play
play of the game
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
No way he's talking to himself like that.
What's wrong with that, bro?
And what if I said no?
What if I said I've heard this on before and I hate it?
Just like hypothetically.
Keep it real by milk bone.
Wait, there are some fucking real haters out there for Wemby tonight.
Crying when you face absolutely no adversity in your entire life, this dude is so corny.
Great parents, great childhood, gifted amazing genes, best player in high school, first overall
picture after one of the greatest organizations coached by the GOAT coach, met up by CP3 Elite
teammates and made the finals in his first postseason run, fucking crying for.
the thunder now or what wait this guy is so mad have you seen what this dude eats on the daily
no wait is this like a is this guy infamous
wait he's an attack on titan fan now this might be bad this might be bad though
7 Subway Cookies?
No, this is a joke.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, that's fake.
Wait a minute.
Taco Bell eats with the leftover Burger King drink.
He got the nacho fries. What the fuck is that?
We got the chalupas
To Doritos Locos Tacos Los Tacos. Look what are they called Doritos? Look Doritos?
Locos Tacos. Yes
That's a Mexican pizza at Taco Bell
Best one oh hell no
Bro, he's eating the cookie dough like a fucking shawarma?
Just taking bites out of that?
Oh, hell nah, bro.
Hope this kills you.
Or at least gives you a legitimate health scare.
A light snack for Volno.
He does have the reduced fat milk, that is true.
Two percent.
Look on the left of the Taco Bell pick.
How come I looking for bro?
The fries?
Yeah wait but what are those?
What's going on there bro?
Done question in OWCS when a team is losing really bad how come they don't try to counter
swap what the other team is playing?
I saw a lot of people just trying to force a pic that just isn't working.
Sorry if that's-
Cause ultimately you don't want to try stuff that you've never practiced.
Um, cause it's mostly like they're not gonna work.
But sometimes people do.
Well this guy really, he's a real eater.
No look this is fake bro. This is fake. Like no.
Four flying Dutchmen. Two?
Double doubles? Or those triple doubles? What am I looking at here?
An animal-style fry and a normal fry.
Chinese food eats?
I mean, that's just like, that's just a platter.
DC's Pizza Eats.
Are those-
Wait, what are-
If you started eating like this,
I might start to agree that you could take
most of Chat in a fight.
What are these, bro?
Like cinnamon twist rolls?
Like what even are those?
Cinnamon rolls? Yeah.
Oh my God.
Sad looking mac and cheese, by the way.
Just gotta throw that out there.
What are we getting from Burger King here a whopper?
Wait, why is it the biggest whopper I've ever seen in my life?
What the fuck they make him like that
Smart for a sec. I thought this was a PG chicken fries are good though
What was his number one media of all time
Okay attack on Titan fans we're good, bro
Wait, TECO time's not even in this top 10.
Oh my god, we're so fucking... oh my god, thank god, thank god.
Oh, it's not even in this top 20!
That's so huge.
That's so fucking huge.
Why does he have a Gabby profile picture then?
That's fucking insane, bro.
Ah, thanks, Laps.
Have you seen these out animations from Bachelor's Director?
Let's see one more.
Let's see one more, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What the fuck?!
It's okay, everything's covered.
Holy shit, let's stop scrolling.
Oh my god.
It's okay guys, everything was covered up, we're saved y'all.
Yo, what up, Vol?
Everyone show proof of good eats knowledge
the brawn is this real bro 2 for 699 surf and turf crispy fish sandwich classic beef
and cheddar, buffalo chicken sandwich, double roast beef double, half pound roast beef half
pound, jalapeno bites five peas, two jamoka shakes, three potato cakes, four peas.
To show this is like this is like for like three or four people right?
And how much was the tip?
On a $50 order?
LeBron, how much was the tip for this one?
Oh, what was the tip for this one bro?
with a 2. Who is on the $2 bill? $2 bill guy. Oh, it's Thomas Jefferson. Oh, but it's
Thomas Jefferson. I don't really look at $2 bills because you never see him. You gave
I'm a crisp Jefferson.
Doot, doot, doot!
Gamma mode. I think a lot of people like flashpoint.
I
See me tipping people to spare Korean one you have in your wallet. Yeah, bro
I'll give him I'll give him 50,000 Korean won and if I'm feeling generous. I'll also toss along this 1,000 yen
Moving with that one
thousand yen fifty thousand won
happy five years king you are looking really massive thank you bro
fuck Karuzo animej 9 scuba fuck chet animej 9 scuba fuck Lugort animej 9 scuba fuck Jalen
Williams and Jalen Williams enjoy cancun animej 9 scuba
Hashtag Spurs in 4Q this real quick.
Switchblade featuring Thai dollars line by Espa.
Are we all buying the Kojima laptop?
The Kojima laptop?
What bro?
Kojima's Golden Carbon AMD Ryzen AI Max Gaming laptop.
What's going on everyone, it's Justin here and this is the Asus ROG Flow Z13 KJP also
known as the Kojima Productions Edition.
It is probably one of the most extensive and detailed tech collabs that I have seen in
we don't have
select
one last dumb question in o w c s how much of it is practiced and how much of
it is in the moment
I mean ten I mean you'll never have a situation. That's one to one exactly the same
But like obviously they practice everything that they do
like you might have to do some shit on the fly that you've never done but like
Everything's practice brother all your strats are practice your old usage is practice like when you want to fight where you want to fight
All that shit's like you know
Oh
What's up team
What up, bro, yeah, super super super
Hello
Out that again, brother bring out that again through here. Oh, no, I'm gonna have a hazard. It's a bad idea
Forcing on it's
Mean super is good into hazard
My son, my son, my son, my son, my son, my son.
What's he?
What's going on?
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Fuck that wall.
Okay, main's cheating.
I
Who is they welcome Cardi fan hates you. No, he doesn't bro only if I'm playing Zarya then maybe you'll hate me
You're doing so well.
I just got a jewel orb rig and one trick.
I've done some of them before on that, I'll say, oh, game news only on Brave.
I was just fucking beating you in the corner.
I'm just gonna speed you up, I'm just gonna go and drop them.
You're really chasing me, you're chasing me.
Oh, nice wall.
I can't just me for some reason. It's pissing me off breaking the wall
Okay, what's going on here guys
What's going on here y'all?
He started playing Overwatch.
Grab the corner and leave the game.
Should I spot it?
I'm going to get him.
Oh, I'm going to get him.
Oh, my god.
Woo-hoo.
Okay, what about...
Where the balls?
Really?
My traces like tickling them a little bit, I don't know 800 damage in three minutes
I'm shooting
My tracer is like playing so passive
She's playing so passive
Yeah
Real ones don't want to say it but Zarya is the SGA of Overwatch
You're sitting out the next mission
Maybe promise you take it easy
And get on her bad side
why don't you have overwatch e-sports on? what? what do you mean, bro?
how does that mean? drops? I don't think drops are on right now, bro
they ain't on right now, bro
I do so much damage and nothing happens.
I'm just pounding this has
I mean, that's 5 volts.
That's 5 volts, no.
I have to hide him again.
Notice what I say again, so that my team know that I'm doing the most, by the way.
It's very important how I'm lagging.
You have to let them know.
We don't take accountability, we defla-
Okay, actually my tracer is playing,
I don't know what she's doing though.
Like, I think this guy needs to go something else.
No, no, no, no.
What is she doing with that copy?
Oh, she's not playing much hard.
Round two.
Am I there? Just getting LLB.
Oh jeez!
Well, Tracer did nothing, man.
Wait, who wants to make it back?
No, she did nothing.
Yeah, I got him.
Bro, I have so much damage with no elims because we're missing someone else to do damage, bro.
I
Keep I'm not it
I have fucking up for the break, I have fucking up for the break.
Constellation, we take those.
Uuuhm, I have to pee.
Please don't hate me for peeing.
I think I should be allowed to go to the bathroom every now and again.
This is me though.
D-
and
Big guy.
guy. Big guy. Wasn't feeling that hungry, so I ordered a small snack. W eats. W eats.
I'll see you. Such a guy, bro. Junior Chicken McValue meal, one world famous fries, one McChicken.
with a $1 tip, huh?
Bro, I saw this. This guy's fucking bracket is kinda crazy, no?
How did this guy do this?
NBA bracket easy as fuck?
I mean, were most people picking sixers over Celtics though?
Picking Lakers was more crazy. Yeah Lakers
Oh
Bro, what is this you got a hop on SF6 King
Isn't this like her like alternate form where you have to let her emote for like 20 seconds
and then she gets access to these moves like a kuma or whatever?
Yeah.
That's fire.
Is it time for James to make an appearance again?
Why did you kill Monroe last night spoilers?
like I didn't let my fault
but my PC might blow up again hold on
who's ready to get bonded I mean bond did bond who's ready to get bound
okay bro I like to read this freaking thing every time I launch the game all
Alright, if I have an epileptic seizure, so be it, bro.
I'm not gonna die.
Come on, be later, bro.
Shall we?
He's so hot is he is he is he though okay I was kind of listening on your conversation
Bro, I should get a jacket like this.
I'm gonna raise my sense a little bit.
My mouse is a little bit slow.
Not by too much.
Let's just try this.
You couldn't rock it, bro.
I would nail it, are you kidding me?
Q-lab or the night? Or the Q-lab?
think you better have something physically you'd rock it but your goofy
ass personality would ruin it bro you don't understand I would nail that shit
bro one more on a person next and mo and polar barion ah well what's up Q good
to see you you think you stands for Quincy I missed you at the service yes
Yes, I kept to the back. Never did like funerals. All that black.
Care of a thing, what happened? I'm so sorry you must carry it with you.
It'll be okay.
You were a fine lot. I know you'll make them proud.
Now, let's get you feel ready.
Shall we?
Sounds good. I lost my watch.
I think of you just this one
We do thorough stress and durability tests on all field equipment before it is cleared permission use
Most happen in this room ends the extra security
Another watch
Give me that. How did you know the watch had a tracker?
Century cue I toast her as a tracker at that point and I assume you've worked out how to switch
off as well. I'm trying to tell. I thought as much. Oh, and Bond, one more thing. What's
up Q? Your new earpiece. Own conductive microphone. You attach it directly to the skin, ultra thin,
virtually undetectable. What? Is that a real thing that exists? Surely not, right? There
are some new items of field equipment you might be interested in. Follow me. Yeah, they
do oh shit I got one final testing ahead of field certification I thought you
might like to give them the once-over
Bridget here you are ahead of his next excursion I thought we might show
bond our latest creations what do you got from your Bridget the laser strap and
Laser strap and flashmine. Laser strap.
Oh, wow. Oh, on the padlock, LOL.
it can also disarm hostiles drop that you bitch you don't want to attract unwanted
attention I'll take anything that gets me closer to 009 we ain't please but that's
not all over here we have the flash mine flash mine do I fucking use is molecular
bonding help your plugs are your buds proximity trigger just the thing if you
You need to cover your escape or leave someone in nasty surprise.
Give it a try.
OK.
Um.
Very good.
Now throw it at the static target,
and you'll see the proximity trigger in action.
Try it.
You got that.
Yes.
I must say, you are a remarkably fast.
We're just killing people?
Hasn't Bond been doing that? Yeah, but like...
Okay.
What do I want?
What do I want?
What do I want?
Um...
I think the laser strap is good.
I kind of like the laser strap and bro, I think the dart phone is just so nice.
This works.
Collect service pistol.
random Q-Lab worker my water my water bottle leaking
Now we're talking.
The range is there whenever you need it.
Blow of steam, get your eye in, whatever.
She's got a new one, brother.
Gaskets just get to lose so it's not my fault, bro.
Every water bottle has that.
I've had this water bottle for so long.
I should get with a new one, though.
I mean, who bombs a chest tournament?
loser. Yeah that's not funny bro. We weren't laughing.
Wait, MI6 is a real thing? Wait, what?
Wait, really?
Yeah?
Huh.
Next you're gonna tell me NCIS is real the fuck
Pretty tense out there a diplomatic crisis will do that
Today was rough how are you holding up you needed to show me something
There's the lady. Oh, you don't recognize agent Roth agent Roth
I believe you shared an Aston Martin Charlotte Annabelle Roth senior operational officer at the DGSC headquarters in Paris
You can't be serious wait until he finds out these lady
Retires
Brian not say see I find out the Israel
Why did Brian say that?
He's on Ronson. I'll be keeping her in an artificial coma until the brain swelling is under control
She's not out of the woods yet, but doctors are cautiously optimistic and that's gone to grounds
Didn't even report him for debrief
He'll resurface once he's ready, but if he doesn't want to be found I strongly suspect we won't
Did you manage to ID the marks I fought at the airfield we did they're all independent contractors
Usual suspects from the global PMC circuit. They'll work for anybody with a thick enough wallet
009 was just their latest employer and they're lost. Oh
Any match on the blonde twins Miko and Taro murder
assassin duo from Tampere, Finland. Highly adept at unarmed combat, improvisation,
and social infiltration. These are ruthless operators, James. Ice-cold killers.
I know. I was there. Ready for that mission, brief? What'd you got for me?
Come. Let's have a look. Not going to lie, you have got your work cut out for you.
Greenway. Perfect timing.
009. After he escaped Slovakia, we tracked Bond's watch to a field outside of the Syrian village,
Jav al-Uslun, where the unregistered cargo plane was abandoned. A wide this, we picked up his trail
36 hours later in the Turkish province of Şenlörfa. From here, he embarked on a complex route,
eventually bringing him to Egypt, where we lost his trail for good. However, despite significant
effort being put into obscuring transport payments. They managed to pin two of the chartered private
jets to the Pirate King, Barthwa. Yes, you heard me right. Pirate King. And Monkey didn't have on this
Barthwa. Uh, abducted by militants at the age of 10 along with his little sister. Trained as a child
soldier until age 12 when Barthwa turned on his captors, killing five and escaping. Spent half a
a decade looking for a sister to no avail. At age 17, he entered the world of piracy.
For the next two decades, he rose like a shooting star turning random endeavors into a well-organized
international business empire, all culminating in Mauritania when he claimed to ship graveyard
as his kingdom. Aleph, that's the main black market hub on the
African continent. The major league weapons bizarra, if I'm not mistaken.
Indeed, and with the clientele to match,
Aleph is a cesspool of military and PMC personnel,
rubbing shoulders with rebel groups
and criminal organizations alike.
How is all that connected to 009?
That's the thing.
It doesn't, which is probably why he managed
to stay invisible for more than a decade.
However, with the new intel, things are starting to line up.
And considering the amount put up to facilitate 009's escape,
we have reason to believe that he is part of Rathna's inner
circle.
Lef is most likely where he's been hiding all along.
Go to a Lef.
Find 009 and bring him back.
Everything depends on your success.
No problem.
No pressure.
Can I drive off the road?
I can.
Let's go this way, bro.
Where's the shine?
Almost there.
I said, wait me when we get to a spot.
Yo, super, what's your cup of signs?
I'm talking about stairs and downstairs, and I'm OK with it.
Ahem.
Well, this is kind of a chill drive.
Fine if I pop the radio on.
Why?
Blend in.
You don't need a radio to get that drive.
Oh my god, John, just a bitch.
No, that's what the eye patches and the wooden legs are for.
Wow!
I'm getting past that take a right.
If Batman isn't an option, I'll let you know.
I know you don't want me here.
The road is kind of fucked.
You do.
You sufferable, immature, and you bells.
So you were listening back in there?
Of course, bro.
It's the first time for everything.
Hey, bro.
Ooh!
Cooked his ass.
Uh-oh.
The past never dies.
Mauritania.
Like RuneScape.
Mauritania.
You owe me a chance.
Why?
If I hadn't followed my hunt back in Slovakia, more people would have died.
We both know that.
Stuff's gonna caught me off the knees every chance you get.
What do you think about?
The location looks cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, kind of do.
Over there.
Gents, heads up.
Burfless Helly is in there.
Copy that, money penny.
Penning inside.
Stop touching your ear.
What?
Stop touching the bloody media.
Oh!
Turns out that Arabic for us? I can't, bro.
Impressive.
Kind of security can we expect.
We'll have eyes on us, no doubt.
Local new dealers, butlers, men.
Try not to draw attention to yourself.
Me?
Never.
Nothing important.
What you do, I tell you.
Bro, I feel like it's not ideal for Bond to have a very
distinguishable star across-
No way.
Body.
A distinguishable star across his fucking face, no?
pretty bad for some right they're supposed to be like unrecognizable
the hell where's greenway go bro
about it was real
follow me follow me handsome
Don't be shy. Come on by blues red. No, thanks. I just need to get through
Cubanos
I want this gun I want that I want this
Not looking for trouble where you found it
Oh my god. Why, bro?
Oh fuck.
Fuck you.
Oh my god.
Someone carry me.
Warm up.
One woman up.
This is bomb guys on bum?
What if I walk behind them?
Can I walk behind them please?
Can I walk behind them please?
What if I go...
are you know what pussy
fucking dweebs they must have been the undercard
you know you could make money with those feasts
That's not mine if the day job doesn't work out.
Who's talking to me?
Oh, it's not bro.
He did start it! Like, I didn't do anything wrong, bro.
Not my fucking fault.
Walking in front of the TV is a dick move. It was literally for like a second and then they made it a big deal
Like grow up a little bit. Yeah
Oh
So this is a left, a cesspool of the Sahara.
But they don't put that in the guidebook.
When the lion is then bombed, everyone here is a threat.
So watch your back.
Bombed.
Up there.
People on the left, hear me.
Our existence depends on you.
The traitors.
Looks chill.
The beating heart of this city.
All we have asked in exchange for your protection
and the place at our table is but a small token of appreciation.
Is there about to get executed?
Derek, here does not agree with that statement.
We will...
Does that work? Look how big that fucking microphone is, bro.
He believes he should not have to pay his share, and for that, he must be punished.
That's what you got, Lenny Kravitz?
He tells me there's a child, a girl, who fears for her life.
She needs medication, an expensive kind.
That is where his contributions went.
Our protection is for the care of everyone
in our great city of steel and sand.
Is it not?
Men, women, and the children.
What kind of monsters would we be
if we denied this child the care she required.
What kind of man would he be
if he did not fight for her kid?
He'd be no kind of man.
Is that Lenny Kravitz?
Yes, bro.
I wasn't joking.
I'll end the bosom of our left.
The child shall want for nothing from this moment on.
Oh, shit.
Nicky actually has abs like that in real life too.
What's wrong with you?
Bring it to the girls.
Trouble in paradise.
Well, you know what they say about paradise, Bond?
Watch out for the snakes.
Did they say that?
After watching that performance, I think it's clear our Lee is our man.
Shouldn't take too much to twist his arm.
Let's go twister.
I know some people don't try to move it as much
Wait, what is that place in China? I don't think it exists anymore
I think we need a much larger because they like the mall. I think I demolished it, but it was all um
I'm trying get us to know Calloon is that what it is Calloon
Yeah, bro
The fucking walled city?
Oh wait, does it still exist?
Wait.
Yeah, was.
Yeah.
Bro, it does look kinda cool.
It's a park now, right?
Yeah, I played that horror slot game that was based on this place.
Cool to the stopian way, yeah!
I mean, obviously it's like cramped as fuck, but just like, I don't know, something about
it is like kind of neat to me.
Am I crazy?
There's a really good book on it?
What's it called?
Not even kidding, might read that book.
Gluttony underscore barasu?
Baras?
What's your call bro?
One sec.
keep that shit.
There's a really good anime and manga called Kowloon Generic Romance that gets a little
out there but is steeped in nostalgia based on Kowloon, very cool.
City of Darkness?
City of Darkness, Life, and Kowloon Walled City.
wait this guy's so fucking pissed it doesn't have pictures check this shit
out seminal photo book fuck you
maybe I'll maybe I'll look into this book
Yeah, I did hear like, like certain parts of this city though got like zero, like you would never see the sun.
If you lived like down in like the bottom parts of certain parts of the city, you would never see the sun.
It does look really like, I don't know, it's really interesting to me though.
Sneak with Bacca Olly.
It's an expensive conversation, then get lost.
To rest.
Let's go away with words.
You know, I think I left those with my assistant.
I'll be right back.
I'll show you, will you?
Share my fault.
My fault, bro.
How'd that go?
How do you think it went?
Well, you're still in one piece,
so better than I expected.
It's an auction.
We're not getting inside or near Picard Arlie
without an invite and $100,000.
side or near Picard Ali without an invite and $100,000 of course how do you
want to play this split up I would be invites you source the cash how am I
supposed to find a hundred grand out here in the desert oh I don't lack charm
isn't that how you've gotten things done in the past yes all right I need to get
$100,000.
Okay.
Wait, what the hell?
The pit.
Infiltrates Scorpius.
No, I'm good.
Ice cream wait now. We're talking free ice cream
I'll see that's a good time for some of the fucking British CIA can't afford
Money for a mission to make some money
i'm your mother what do you want to know anything out here worth chasing had someone come by earlier
trying to buy weapons wanted to pay in crypto crypto is only good for the auction let's use this
out in the market nowhere i can find them saw him over by the electronics pushers earlier
just go through the tunnel right behind you to get to it okay find him somewhere around there
What about you? Must be something you want that I can help you with.
There is this one thing. Adam, in his cup scan, flashing at his setup, always a big crowd gathered round.
He's offering up a red jewel as a prize. The jewel of Jahali.
Let me guess. Would like to get your hands on it.
Lost it in a bet to him. Ooh. I want it back. Get it for me and I'll make it worth your while.
You'll find him next to the shoe stall to the right of the right of the fight fit
I've got anything else for me. Keep your eyes open and your ears sharp, handsome
This place is full of opportunities
Especially if you're willing to take a few risks. Thanks. See you again, handsome
Well, why does everyone say that Bond is handsome, bro? I don't think he's that impressive, honestly
Jealous? Not bad, Jealous.
Ah!
Spots hands unfair. All right
By what's the catch? No catch just guess correctly and win this
Jihari what many people consider to be one of the most prized jewels here in Alif
Trust me you walk away with this. All right on the middle. Come just forever
So it's the truth
And all you have to do is guess correcting
No
So I need $3,500 first.
Watch out.
Can I distract him?
And pickpocket his money?
How much money do I just take from him?
How much money was that?
$3,100?
Not bad.
He's talking to me. He's calling me a tourist.
What's up, bro?
Let me go ahead and guess.
You were the son of something, right?
Bro, now we're not inside.
Good morning to be made from the fight.
Woo!
And you do?
Sal. They call him the hammer.
Sal.
Trust me on that one.
Thanks for the turn.
What round couldn't hurt?
Oh, he's not even holding, he's not even holding this Johnson.
He's not even holding this Johnson, bro.
tooth because I know I know we need a fighter that has to be someone we can put
in there are you sure he can't fight he's an ass he spent the night knocking
back damage on me and we all know dust off only good for the Christian engines
what do we do I need a drink I think that's a whiskey so can I be a fighter
what do you want what a fight they look like you couldn't fight your way out of
What paper bag just put me in the direction of the bag funny ha ha ha look if you want to fight
You need to talk to the boss the boss. He says I can put you in then I will put you in is that the bar top man
God have a word
At the bar, huh?
Maybe this guy are you guys seen mind yourself
Where is he bro?
Where did bro go?
Who are you bro?
Oh shit!
Yeah now
Does that count?
I just killed that man
me let's see if you can just cheat it I'll be honest I thought I was going to
split you into two so the game wait but how can I bet money on myself I'm gonna
do this you learn to fight like that watch out you know how it is
my leak put the key in really pretty sure oh I'm sure trust me to that paper
your bag a lesson didn't I all right this is how it plays out in the pit you'll
knock your opponent down hard enough so they don't get back up and walk out of
here with your winnings that's it you're ready to fight oh what's friend we're not
friends get in the ring here was me think we had something
What this guy is huge.
Next.
funny and jeans in a button up kinda tough though
what?
oh my god
What?
What?
Can you- I think you can only sidestep the grabs, right?
Like when they go to grab you and throw you, you have to like,
well, was it like shift and directional key, I think?
Space, that's what it is.
Flood in your mouth?
Let's do it.
Put your hands together!
Or they're gonna...
Ow!
Oh my god! Help me!
Yeah bro, how does he remember that I lost if I'm dying?
It's a fucking two break, that throws a two break guys, that throws a two break, it's
a two break.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Fuck these two pussies.
Okay.
We'll break one eventually, for sure.
Okay, we'll break one eventually, for sure.
Dude, I swear to God, I'm pressing the directional key with space.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
I see it doesn't work!
And this loading fucking screen taking forever is pissing me off too, I'll tell you what.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
of
the
guys is impossible this is impossible
is the hardest fight in gaming history
yeah I wasn't trying I wasn't trying
to prove it I'll put five subs on this on this attempt
for these guys
the hammer huh roots are powerful fighters who are only vulnerable after the attack okay
Oh
Wow, I got two tapped
Bet those five subs now
Let's do it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm doing strings.
But he's got a bitch.
Oh my God, he just broke his back!
Come back tomorrow if you want to, Mick Moore.
How much?
You could use a good pair of fists like you surrounded him.
Stranger things have happened.
Stranger things?
$1000
Shroud I mean it you really kicked some serious ass that someone was entertained
Fuck
Oh, shit!
Yo!
There's nothing, there's nothing!
Fuck it!
Jeez.
Yeah, how come I wasn't invited for this fucking game, huh?
For a cameo.
Bro, do you want me to make the money or not, motherfucker? Like, hello?
Okay, hold on.
catch no catch just guess correctly and win this you're the lead king I thank you
bro many people consider to be one of the most prized jewels here in Aleph
trust me you walk away with this your life changes forever my friend so it's
the truth and all you have to do is guess correctly all right no what I'm
feeling lucky show me this feeling lucky everyone all right then here we go
It's in the middle, right?
Remember, eyes on the jewel.
Are you going to show it to me?
OK.
Middle.
Here.
Middle.
Left.
Middle.
Right.
Left.
Middle.
Middle.
It's just middle.
Middle.
Ah, unlucky.
Maybe next time.
time. Wait, can I cheat with this?
Oh, you can she! Wait, but how does he like make it switch? Yeah, I see it. When did
Did he switch it though?
Uh huh. Yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
It's the middle one, bro.
Yeah, no problem gentlemen
In fact my new friend there was a kid even do anything winnings
Not right on yeah. Yeah, that's right
Go and take it. You can feel my life changing already
We're on Paris just a little sure pretending to be like that auction. I should take this to the Marla see what it's worth to her
Coming through both right balls. Send me up to Matt
The hell
back again people peacock so what can I do for you this time the red jewel of
jahari you got it back for me I got it back for you and I said I'd pay you how
much what's a fat water cash didn't but I'll get over it actually thanks see
Only 40,000?
All RPGs must go today, huh?
He's back to this dummy.
Every time he said footy, it gets worse.
Place stinks.
We need to have back to base that we maybe got from him.
He wore.
Do you know when the steal with the South African happens?
Soon.
They were talking about moving location.
Happened last night.
Batman's boys got wind of our business
and tried to squeeze us.
Let them try that today.
See what happens.
We're going to go home.
OK.
Circular tunnel.
I'll follow the guy.
We're not-
What the hell, what's John doing?
I'm not going to get through this year.
Wait, there's like, what is that, what is that in there, what is that?
What the hell how that happened?
I don't know bro, what the hell was that?
How did that happen guys?
What the fuck?
That's so weird.
It's fucking crazy, you know?
It's the best thing. Everyone knows that shit you got here, Mrs. Richt. Nobody's ever meetin' me.
And you should've known not to have money under that cowboy.
Yeah, bye.
Shit.
What?
Guess I look.
Oh
Geez
On the situation bro
Chop on as you said
Come on.
Situation contained, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh my god, there's more guys.
What's wrong with him?
He's been knocked out.
Hey, super.
Hope you're doing well.
easy
I told you bro
You thought I was fucking wafflin? No, brother
Absolutely not
No, no bitch
What, what, what, what, what, what, what are you doing, bro?
Chill don't freak out too much now
Situation contained y'all situation contained
Okay, we're good here
007 does not fucking take people down like that
That's all I'm saying
And then 007 is better than James Bond and what he does
I mean agent 47 sorry not 007 I meant 47 different guys the guy the bald one with
done with the barcode?
Stop pissing around!
Agent 47 is genetically modified, okay sounds like cope get better bro stolen goods release
What's in these stolen goods
And not much bro
Oh, what's the point of me being in here right now, by the way?
Am I gonna get anything from this? Like, I never really found out what's for me here.
I kind of just snuck in, which is like kind of chill, but maybe I'll just find like a wad of cash somewhere. That'd be fire.
Oh wait, it's over there. The phone's over there.
Perfect.
What if I crush this guy?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no.
Go back there, go back there.
Go back under it, go back under it.
Go back under it, go quick.
Just real quick.
Move back under it.
Move back under it.
Solid.
I'll be taking that phone.
Thank you very much.
Burn-a-phone and pictures of a let's container yard besides the anchor.
Okay, give me that.
Container 76 behind the large anchor.
Container 76, huh?
Money, Penny.
I grabbed a burner phone and some intel on that deal.
Why is name Forcet?
The exchange is supposed to take place at the container yard here in the left.
You see if you can find anything else on him.
On it. And besides, ask your friend.
Who was that?
An old contact.
And a half.
I just didn't remember the conversation.
I just didn't remember the conversation.
There's a tiny yard anywhere around here.
While in the big anger, I saw a cluster of him.
What are you up to?
Getting all hundred thousand dollars you stupid idiot.
What the fuck else do you think?
Out of the way.
I'm sorry I come through here, is that chill with you?
I don't know why I just spread through this guy.
I was fast check back when you have the money working on it, bro. Give me a second if you would
Container 76 soldiers 76
What the hell?
As are we.
What the hell where'd you come from bro?
Guess he comes down to me.
What does that fucking deadlock last align voice line?
Guess it comes down to me.
What up bro?
the painting I was promised is it here probably somewhere inside that container
behind me why don't you two go ahead and have a look inside I should probably
get going my money do I get money or what wait your money pizza please bam
bang
I should take this thing out of school pieces down greenway I have the money
Make your way to the auction entrance so we can pay up and get inside
Huge actually huge
You've been to Canada market, of course. That's absolutely nothing like that. You smart ass
Good one, bro. Can I get out of here? I was just like a random fucking dead end
Smart super who you going for in the finals?
What does that mean? Oh, uh, Spurs, Spurs, for sure.
None of us are rooting for the Knicks. Not a single person.
Now I know the true meaning of suffering here on the show you're okay. Yeah, ever better
First time shot are unfollowed what I meant was we all think Jill and run some was robbed of MVP
It's a bit.
Someone give 200 subs now W opinion.
I
Don't know what's wrong the DJ get the shit fix, bro
What the hell
Was an auction your boss has here whatever your needs my friend we have it
yeah wolf girl mechanics 21s bro
wolf girl mechanic oh did you look at that my kind of trouble suddenly is jaguar
types yeah I can't talk about my special collection you model in a room full of
relics bring any bell of greenway keep talking like that you might wind up
Buried out here. What's it?
Yeah
We touched it
Take a place like this would have been shut down by now control the chaos control the flow on keep warmer in play
You know it's kind of scary
Auction list
I
Take a look at those markets
Serbian
You aren't kidding we said about this connections around D. That's why in my six continues to lose shacks
I won't keep saying shacks who is shacks here we go
Welcome ladies and gentlemen
Have a seat and get a seat you guy so we can begin the auction
while some of you have been here before I see some fresh faces amongst our
buyers so humor me while I go over our simple yet strict rules okay what all
bids must pass through the polygraph polygraphs are inaccurate should you
fail the polygraph you will be polygraphs aren't accurate bro and
and forbidden to enter a left again.
Well, at least we know what the polygraph is for.
Shhh.
Lastly, bids are bound by blood.
There are no retractions.
Now, a quick technical trial.
Place your hand on the polygraph machine in front of you.
The truth, if you please, Ms. Pachani.
I want to meet that man. Just tell him I need a job.
Your turn, Mr. Konyavich.
I am Nikola Konyavich. Good.
Mr. Leon, if you please.
I am James Bond.
I represent the three Storms clan.
And now to one of our newer faces.
Go ahead, please, Mr.
Easy now.
Smart.
This man hates me, throw the bee here, call me James.
A cash bid.
I'm afraid this isn't that kind of auction, my friend.
Oh, you have forfeited your opening position, and the bid is now free.
Safe passage to, from, and to all of our harbours.
No inspections, no questions. Complete and utter diplomatic up.
Plus, Private Jet with armed escort for possible...
How do I compete with that?
...for the rest of his life.
Now that is a real big...
Anyone care to counter Miss Baham's offer.
Safe passage is useful, but only temporary.
I offer permanence.
Oh!
My organization will help fund and implement the next stage of infrastructure in Alice.
three something the Super T have broadcast oh shoot anyone care to raise
the stakes to offer on the table to tell the table anyone care to beat them
sabotage the next offer you read my mind how I offer the next election in
Mauritania the ruling seats will be to well I'm gonna get this guy like fucking
thrown out bro I also offer for European Union ambassadors all of which
have been compromised of course well that hasn't happened in quite some time what is this something's
wrong with this thing mr. Leon I'm very surprised we're gonna get this guy fucking killed bro mr. Leon
watch this you are making a scene we are done you have no idea what you're doing
here we will not accept this there will be consequences can't do that again
apologies for mr. Leung's transgression sometimes emotions do tend to run high
but the states are based why are you fraying an innocent criminal
going once your chance twice anyone on blueprints for the next generation of
solar panels scalable compact just one rig can generate enough power for an entire
city now that is what I call a wonderful offer really remains open
Unlimited volume exclusive contract unlimited volume. I like it
Going once a shit going twice
Do something to beat his offer or this is over you get her offer three decades of my six in town
What always do the unexpected right interesting
How do you propose delivering this intelligence?
Intelligence by giving you him it would appear the honeymoon is over
One TX 1000 the marauder drone so to the boldest
newest by I only get one though. I think we're getting robbed here. Thank you everyone
Enjoy the rest of your stay here in LF and you too gentlemen, please
Join me over here
When loser die, win the auction.
Congratulations on your purchase, gentlemen. One of my men will be with you shortly to settle the deal.
The Englishman. Where is he?
You need to be a little more specific than that.
The ex spy, Bob is hiding. Where is he?
Look around. You have no power here.
Yo, you are...
You are screwing this up, Bond!
But you'll go down with him and you'll watch as we turn this whole place to dust.
Or you could take the throne.
And our superiors will continue to turn a blind eye to all that goes on here.
Or don't you want to be king?
throw in box seats at the menu and we have a view
straight for then best we can do ah we both know that's not true
fine
done for menu what it appears you have some sway after all
you're coming
I'm going to get a boat.
See that crane?
What about it?
Underneath you'll find a boat.
A gift from Bhavna when he first arrived.
A small slice of English civility here in the middle of the desert.
Oh.
That's where you'll find your friend.
How do we get to it?
By boat.
Follow me this way, gentlemen.
Man, you need to get some bitches?
The fuck?
I have to go on foot!
That'd be fire
Cuz you imagine bro
And Greenway taking the scenic route all right, I'll update him good luck
Let me get season box tickets for the e-dolls and let me meet Jalen hurts
I'm on the water, heading to the boat.
Understood.
Now I don't want to back there until you cut in.
No, are you trying to prove yourself to me?
Not what I meant.
What did you mean?
Could have flipped early on my own.
We're in a hurry.
I need you to speed things up.
Hi, bro.
Look at these boys.
All right, Jolly Pirate Club
That's what's going on here
What didn't drop it oh my god
Wait
Pussy see that coming did you
Firearms can only be used at during lessons to kill got it, bro
Kind of wasted my fucking poison chocolate. I'll make it knock it down, but that's chill kick who's near me
No one really cared about that or what?
What?
Did you do this?
What's wrong with what's happened here?
Did you do this?
Yeah.
Easy.
Maybe he's-
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I'm trolling!
I don't know!
I didn't do that!
I'm trolling!
I'm trolling!
I'm trying to-
Oh! I pressed the wrong buttons!
Oh! Throws you in the water!
Go in the water, bitch!
Oh shit, licensed to kill!
Oh my god, oh my fucking god!
Shoot at me when he's throwing a grenade, or a W.
Wait, wait, was there like a thing, oh yee.
Contain the situation, everybody.
Situation contained.
Bro, I was trying to wait for the second guy to pass before I took down the guy, but,
God damn it bro.
I freaking messed up, clearly.
I kinda knew he wouldn't see 24 guys lol, make fun of me bro?
You have something you want to say?
Well that's kind of a fire fucking response don't point a gun at me unless you intend to use it fucking blows your skull
Oh my god, kinda he, you know?
Um...
much look keep your head down until things die down we can move the guns and
you might catch once these spots like this or something or someone else what
would that be a week maybe two
What the hell? My eyes are burning.
Holy fuck, that guy's dead.
Contain the situation. Just contain the situation.
Contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it, contain it.
Okay, contain it. Okay.
Oh shit.
What's this?
What's this?
What's this stuff?
Slump.
Huge.
Not bad.
You're kinda good at these stealth games, yeah, I know.
Check the fridges, will you make sure the car is okay in the seats?
See now
Why does this keep happening? Oh my god, I'm so loud what up, bro
I was gonna throw you in the water quite frankly but guess we're killing people
Instead
No, oh shit you got this truck about what's wrong with you, okay, all right there
Shit I gotta contain this fast I contain this fast
Okay, contained. Situations contained. So far so good, I reckon. Kind of run out of mats, though, on the loads. Not very ideal.
Of course you can explode that. I don't have enough mats, though.
I
Anybody hear that nobody care about that all right cool
It is bullshit bro
Holy fuck this guy's past
What are you thinking?
Everybody on my left knows that if you're going to stay from Bob Marr, you better do it to the path I got.
How do I get past that guy?
What if I kick this down?
Nobody cares, brother?
Oh, these guys scare. Hold on, hold on.
Um...
OOOOH!
Let's just do this train.
What?
FOOT!
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
Just come here, come here.
Fuck him.
Come here.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna stab you.
You're gonna stab me or stab me?
Oh.
Okay.
Now I got some shit I can work these guys over here in some way, I'm sure
I can electrocute him
Okay
So like there's my license to kill apply now or like what's going on here like I'm just a little confused
But you only get license to kill when you're like I just you know
Just make sure I'm not breaking any rules here
Yeah, then let's say you say through the devil's ears. You're not just put on Lee sits him on the throne
We get a heads up. It's not all black and white
There's a lot of gray
There's a lot of gray in this world, huh?
Roots are resistant. I can explode that but I'll have enough juice I
Can't electric you don't I can distract
Act
That looks
Well, if I just
Someone check that out, bro
Just go off the fucking ledge!
Okay, he just fell off on his own, honestly.
Shit, they're gonna throw some shit.
OH MY GOD!
Throw you off, and you're just-
Oh shit, you're gonna have to hit.
Oh my god, oh my god!
How far back is this gonna set me?
Wait where am I oh okay, we're good. How long was the capacity guys though?
No, they don't need help rather good
He's not bad, but we got fucking killed I'll be honest all useless
I've made a grave error
Oh
Guys
Bitch
Throw him off! Throw him off!
Throw you off! You want me to get thrown off too? Come here!
No. No. Bad boy.
We're just fucking...
Batch is skull?
And situation contained, ladies and gentlemen.
Situation is contained.
Not a problem for a guy like me.
Take that shotgun though. Might need it.
is this really containing situations though like is it just that easy
What's this?
Can I drag him off the ledge?
Oh shit.
What the?
Uh.
Uh.
I have an idea.
Need something?
I
Don't have him I don't have a guys I'll be honest. I'm sure how that happened really much or that happen
Thank you, Adam
Did you do this? I think you talk to me or say something to me
Are you gonna hide or what?
Oh, fuck it, man.
Oh, shit.
Nice kick, bro.
I'll throw you in there too.
Situations are cat-filled.
Not a problem.
Just throw you away.
Not too bad.
What's up with this door, huh?
They got to get upstairs?
Where am I going right now? Oh, through here? No, wait.
Um...
Jump this?
How did the door open, guys?
Anybody know?
teach me bro oh shit
girls got moves we'll see who else
what guys I understand it now grabs
are broken in this game just throw
People against the wall over and over. They're actually fucking broken
What
Where are you going easy now?
Holly sent me to make sure the Englishman's delivery is on track
Dispecting company in needs it as soon as possible. Oh, it's nice. Yep, man has no patience. Yep
I beg to differ
The English invented the art of waiting politely not really but
Well in that case
Guys they can swim I'm not killing them they can swim
Probably
I don't think anybody's been inside the Englishman's boat except the Englishman's boat.
It's not a sniper, I thought I kind of want that.
I don't think everybody's on the inside.
I mean, actually, not that people come and go over the years,
but certainly, I tell you the best.
You just load his boat up for you when you are so heavy.
I think so.
I want the center back.
Give me center.
Oh, yeah.
That was a zombie.
How did that happen?
What?
Vault attack?
I hate the Dodgers. The Dodgers are pissing me off.
Just fucking... Just... Go down, bro!
Okay, this guy's unbeatable.
Um.
Jays!
What was that guy so fucking hard to beat?
What the hell?
Yeah, we're not let's actually put something on 840 s and ninja day and Sam and food food master. Thanks guys
I'm approaching the boat. What is your position? I see you
Making my way there now that way he gets that whole boat to himself
What the fuck
So it'd be so hard if you were actually good at the game, you ain't got to worry about
that part bro, handle that shit expertly, don't even sweat it brother.
work with greenway to bring double nine in
budget that
it's kind of a fucking big ass though easy doesn't it
we don't know what could be waiting for us
watch us then he has the place booby trap i see that
can i can i like disarm it yeah okay good
i mean honestly he kind of just like living out his life as a as a
as a fisherman. What's wrong with that, bro?
Sign that shit real quick.
Why is he with the gun on his back? It's a good question. Why is he holstering
a sniper rifle on his side.
What's going on there?
Not going that way.
I, uh, got you something.
Um, I think it's corporate.
I think it's in the sun, bro.
This game would look so much better without markers.
What do you mean, like map markers?
I've been straight ahead.
Laser trip mines too.
I'm all worried about the ones we can't see.
Break a beam and trigger those mines. Beckett will be scraping you off the deck.
Any idea how to disarm?
Negative.
But lasers react to particles in the air. That should help you circumvent them and not get blown up.
Noted, okay at the cabin door
So we go I didn't see that until I was right there hello, it's a little elowed it. It wasn't there
Lazy trip mines to you. I'm all worried about the ones we can't see
Break a beam and trigger those mines Beckett will be
Bro, didn't I go that way last time?
What?
Wait, I walked through here last time.
Awwwww man.
I got so cute.
Fucking grouched under it.
Bro that one's kinda bullshit.
You know what bro.
Well, I can vault this?
Oh, that's bullshit.
Now noted me with the cabin door on still here take it nice and slow
Um
Oh
Oh God, I mean you guys know I was like trolling for the fucking for the content right?
Welcome to the jungle indeed. We're not putting names.
Just like his allotment back in Richmond.
What if I walked in front of it and Greenway just saw me explode right in front of him?
He's in there. Let's find out. Get the tour.
If it comes to it, do not hesitate to put him down on you.
Oh
Well, uh
Gone an hour ago, maybe less
Looks like someone already did it bro. Got sure let out slowly while they worked him over
Why not just shoot him and be done with a mess for clearly they were trying to make a point
There's something in his mouth
What if it was like a Resident Evil game and he woke up and like jumped scared of you?
Diamonds?
Diamonds.
Fakes.
No, you must have really rubbed someone up the wrong way.
Take a look around.
Fine.
009's body.
Nobody lives forever.
Nobody lives forever.
Fakes placed inside DoubleOnline's mouth by his killers for their brutally murder hand.
Is that a fucking...
What? Oh, he got a VCR player in here, bro?
Actual ancient technology
All those people damn you Beckett
Yesterday's UK newspaper VHS what did I say?
And it's sort of in a British
Newspapers, both tabloids and broad streets.
VCR was the machine?
I said that right there, I said he has a VCR player.
If he's got a VHS tape, surely he has a VCR player.
I'm not larbing.
I'm missing all the dialogue because of you motherfuckers.
Can I, like, check the shit that I, like, look at during the mission?
Intel?
Momentos?
Postcard?
Legacy?
Cards?
Wait, I'm inspecting this.
Same kind of explosives goes to the ones used in the bombing of the Grand Carpathian
in Slovakia.
Someone certainly had it in for the agency.
I think it's safe to say he had a bit of a thing for you.
Clearly.
And taken on the day she was promoted to head of MI6.
HQ.
MI6 is worried about us.
Why is Bond not on there?
Who is he?
I guess he joined late, right?
What's that, bro?
First, let me see what this is.
Recent surveillance photo of Greenway.
Photo of Double Online in Greenway that appears to have been taken many years ago.
Well, there's a note. It says, remember this.
That was Operation Spyglass.
Operation Spyglass.
The telescope in the other room.
This can't be a coincidence about the symbol.
Recognize it?
No.
We have everything we need.
Let's go.
I think he wants us to see something.
The telescope.
I need to go and take a look.
OK.
Shall we?
Transworld? I see it.
Oh, geez.
by loss dead as he is he's telling us something
we'll never know if we don't take a look
fine but don't be surprised if this is nothing more than a ruse to finish off
what he started in Slovakia only one way to find out
I
Was keeping up with you
Suboptimal
What the hell?
I am sometimes asked,
Boffma, how is it that you hear every whisper in every corner of Aleph?
And I answer, I built Aleph with my will, my blood, my whole self.
City is an extension of my being.
My body.
Today, it became infected.
And as we all know, if an infection is left untreated, the body can become rotten, sicken
and die.
That infection?
Greed.
Oh.
Oh, no.
In Bacarali, once solo-oil, greed grew unchecked, becoming the cancer.
Oh shit.
One of those guards that was listening to us fucking snitching them out, huh?
Engangering all of us, everything we had built.
However, cancer, if caught early, can be cured.
For in our case, cut out and serve on a plan.
Easy girls, plenty of meat for everyone.
We fucking flew.
Of course.
Our old friend was just the appetizer.
Did you really believe you could come here and poison the left's well-dressed?
I think not.
Um...
Now...
You die.
How do we get out of the situation?
Am I gonna start boxing the fucking crocodile?
Uh...
Papu!
Where am I? Sixth!
If you've been harboring a terrorist watching the high treason
and a bombing in Slovakia that killed a lot of civilians and our agents!
no a real terrorist here in our great city the only terrorist in our home are
the two of you and my six knows we're here you kill us it'll be the end of a
laugh as you know it you are a funny man
Back me up here.
Do you want me to fuck up, man?
Great.
Just great.
Course is out, Cole.
Into the pit with them.
Into the pit for half?
Off the Christ, I scream and wake up.
Wait.
This conversation bores me.
Drop them.
And let us watch the sand.
That's what Thanos said, by the way.
In the Garden of the Galaxy.
Woo!
Come on! Come on! Wake up, everyone!
There's none of you got in a symptom.
It'll help, please.
Thinking.
Think faster.
Harmony.
Huh?
No.
That if this isn't attempted deceiving me,
I will erase your entire bloodline.
Oh.
Now.
One more time.
Harmony.
We know where she is.
We have a location.
Get them out of there!
Now!
Who is Harmony?
Oh, this is where this is at the beginning of his sister that he tried to find for like ten years or whatever, right?
Or half a decade, whatever they said?
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
most unexpected I
Assumed you'd be child by now. Right, right, right, right, right
But I was a two hours ago killing me bodyguard Mimi today is a special day
It's her birthday. Well, let me guess Mimi isn't too happy with us. She is
Displeased oh
And before you leave I
I would suggest checking in and around your seats for any surprises what kind the scorpion kind
Yeah, she's a thing for them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Landon
Indeed I
Must be going
luck out there. I hope you to find
Get in you're driving. Okay. Well
That could have gone worse I guess.
Interesting turn of events.
Wouldn't you agree?
Yeah, that's one way to put it.
Harmony, the lost sister, right?
Right.
See, they didn't remind you anyway, why are you guys being so fucking rude?
Did they even say her name? I don't remember.
There's your ship.
Beyond the grave.
If there's something you want to get off your chest, now's the time.
Why didn't we go directly to Batman with the information we had on the system?
Why wait until the very last second to play your hand back there?
We do not give up valuable information if we can get what we want for free.
It's all there, in the hand, front and centre.
What happened between you and Double that Knight?
Operation Knight. When Thayer was first instated,
they discovered a mole ring at the top of British intelligence.
three highly decorated double agents including 009.
As we're tracking them down and neutralizing them.
Kind of a burden.
That's the job.
You're given orders and you're expected to...
Okay, maybe dumb question.
Do pirate cities like this exist in real life?
But there's like on this scale...
We look like in the picture of the two of you.
We went through the program together.
There's no way.
Not on this scale?
But they do exist.
Challenge completed, reels up.
I shot at the double O branch and had me jockey a desk for the last 10 years
As a reminder, I'm a ski jockey
And then came along and revived the double O program right?
Her and the P.M.
Much to the chagrin of bright
And now here we are
In the middle of the desert chasing clues on the side of a shipwreck from a dead traitor
While we wait for the other shoes
I'd lost my life, I'd lost my life.
My life is gone.
I'd lost my life.
My life is gone.
I'd lost my life.
My life is gone.
That's blonde twins.
We've ever come across them before?
No, but one hears stories.
Mere stories.
Mere stories.
Soon come to finish security.
Drive assist, the fuck!
Drive assist, the fuck!
It's cold, bro.
Is this supposed to be like an ad?
Like, if you get too close, it's supposed to, like, correct it for you?
Like, how about a 2026 Land Rover Defender would, or whatever?
Lower the bridge.
I'm buying one tomorrow
Oh
Sick, bro, I'm down one to go
Don't this shit, bro
Now hide now ride this fucking pipe check this out
Can I drop down from here? Oh wait, I see
Really I can't
Really I can't is this not a zip law it is John what the fuck
For real let's push on
We're getting there.
There's an entrance over there.
Right with you.
Listen, if Beckett rigged his boat, he'll have done the same thing here.
True.
Explore the shipwreck, shall we?
Relax, I'll handle it.
Oh.
You clever...
What is that?
Cold War Short-Hand for marking safe rooms in the field.
Huh?
What's he doing here?
He wants us to see-
Did I just trigger the dialogue of that thing before I even got in?
What happened there?
Benz, fix the game please!
You have any idea what he wants us to see?
Maybe nothing.
This could still be a trap.
I wouldn't have gone through all this trouble.
He went to the trap.
Oh, it's not even inside.
It's OK.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for thinking the desert fall when in reality
it was just me who skipped the dialogue on accident.
I'm so sorry, bro.
Nobody's done with the place
Very rustic take a look around for more markings and watch your step
Okay
Yeah, what if Bob misses that jumping just breaks his neck
And a booby trap here
Well, it's the summit shall we
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
Hello, money penny.
Good one.
I'm not a monster, I'm in the right direction.
You scared me.
What are you doing up there?
Same as you, looking for those markings.
That made me freaking scared for a second.
No way I make that jump.
Wow
Let's see what these do
Another marking
I'm gonna sneeze maybe just kidding. I think I went away
I mean you could definitely crouch under that bro, but like it's fine.
Come on bro you got that!
Big straw man.
Okay, why don't we move the...
Oh, it's kind of lodged in there I guess, huh?
Yeah, makes sense.
Six of shields!
Can I kick this down?
There's something on the other side of that hatch.
Yeah, probably another one of his traps.
Well, if it is, at least we get to go out together with a bang.
Oh, behind the back?
Thanks.
Look, I really don't believe this is a ploy to lead us into a trap.
You don't.
Look at all the trouble he's gone to.
The picture on the boat, the Transworld logo, the glyphs only the Q-Lens can see.
I think Beckett died to protect whatever's in there, knowing that you would find it.
doesn't change the fact that he blew up a hotel killing our people your friends
turned his back on king and country king and country help me with this
And we blow up the games over search double-nine stash
Camping gear, military fatigues, combat boots, and rations.
An assortment of ammo for various gun calibers as well as a variety of grenades including
fragmentation, smoke, chemical, and stun.
Ultra lightweight body armor with reinforced hard plate compartments on the front, rear,
sides. Eating MREs, bro. I really want to get one, eat it on stream. I think it'd be
fun. Ammo tools, tinned foods, and bottles of water. What kind of the way, Greenway?
ammo reloader. An ammo reloading kit that allows for the customization of ammunition
including greater accuracy, adjusting bullet velocity, or tailoring loads for different
combat scenarios. Trauma kits, torquettes, chest, seals, wound dressings, and hemostatic
Agents nailed it
Suppose that even the ultimate night vision goggles on
Did I miss something
Did I miss something
Did I miss something? Oh, can I crawl in there? No. Oh, yeah, maybe the fucking briefcase.
Don't. This right here is a good old fashioned self-destruct case from Q-branch. He listens
to me very carefully. This might save your life one day. This armed the triggering mechanism.
Hold if these catches on were shadowing maybe this might save your life one day until they're horizontal at the same time
And open it hey presto we're not dead
Here's your evidence greenway
Oooooooh!
What is it?
209.
Looks like he wasn't the culprit.
He was the target.
What was that?
It's the other shoe.
We were followed.
Oh shit.
Bond are you okay?
I'm fine.
Got company coming.
A lot of it.
Relax.
I'm gonna have a word then.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
oh my god brother everywhere what the fuck
They're fucking pummeling me
What were you s-? What the fuck?
Shut up, boxers, you from afar?
I
Hope the thing man
Shocker pussy I got feel
Get down man
Dude, I swear to god I'm pressing the go-behind-cover button and he just fucking stands there.
Has anyone else played this game and experienced this phenomenon?
You're right bro, it's ridiculous!
Dude, thank you, bro
But I promise you guys I'm not this bad
I
Assured you actually
Shotguns kind of fucking
Big fan of shotgun personally
I've been well-naded!
Bro, James! James! James, brother!
Please, thank you!
I
Geez man
Bro, I'm telling you guys it's a little fucking clunky at times, okay?
Like unless you played it like you don't you don't really know what I'm saying, but if you have you get your smell me
he's done for
I need to do something
shut her down
I'll get it quiet.
I'll get it quiet.
Fucking dies.
I don't have visual.
I don't have visual.
I don't have visual.
Don't have visual!
I've been a long time fan. Just want to let you know slightly to mind you that you can W-
I don't have that!
I'm the focus fucking mechanic man, non-brut.
I know man!
It's E!
I didn't ask for your help!
Bitch.
Clearly I don't need it either.
Ah, you clearly don't now. That's what you sound like by the way, typing that.
What's up bro?
No!
I have a backup plan.
Go on.
Greenway? What's the plan?
Uh oh.
Yeah, same kid from the back.
That's a nice shot.
That's a nice shot.
This time we'll get what we can for it.
The package? Wow, that's a negative.
Because the alt-blowing might open.
Snipers are deadly sharpshoots that rarely miss. Oh yeah?
Sorry about that.
Okay, well where are the snipers? Are you a sniper?
Wait.
I'm quick-scoping these fools!
Dude, get down, please!
Shit, I missed one.
Did I trick shot?
I
Sick
Hard scope that one bro
All right, so what would you give up when this one man army is just like running over all your mercenaries like what do you do?
you hire more
don't turn around you motherfucker
I mean I don't like that, that's a sniper!
I need that actually, I need a sniper, if possible.
Shoot on pussy.
Umm, what the?
Fuck, I'll just blow you up.
Oh, out of ammo. Give me this.
BUN RUN! Okay, AFK.
First, quick scope this guy.
10, 360. 720.
1080. 1440?
Come on.
and those other 500 men will not be these real good kind of young hamlets.
The hell this guy was fucking wall hacking!
Black, so little.
Yeah, but I'm allowed to walk, I can't be fucking player, hello?
Well, all right, so so I don't like this. What did they help?
Oh, well, right on the little light on the ammo.
I need more ammo, I need more ammo bro, yeah that's what I would have did, I'm a deagle?
oh yeah
Wait for my health to reach out a little bit
I need one big someone
That was really, yeah, it's like my CS gameplay actually.
Shoot on.
Where?
Thread is where?
We'll never know.
Where there is where we'll never know
Dude they make you pick up new guns all the time
Oh my god I tank those though
guys I think these gunning sections aren't the most thought out parts of the game thoughts
That's
Big
John save the day
Second
Why don't I walk it like that
I mean we had time to turn that didn't we
Link during variety during cutscene, oh no.
Doorman, yes.
smart
Yeah, who is this guy?
Fucking fire, bro
Situation contained, really?
Okay, so how though fuck
How did we get out of this situation bro
like what the fuck they want me to do here
What is that guy doing yo, he's fucking
Yeah
What is that guy doing? He's getting stared at!
Oh, thanks bro.
I
What do we use now harsh language
Give it a shot what any last words
No
Nothing
Not even a what is this cutscene? You would have made a great double. Oh nothing springs to mind
What was that?
Yo, there's a guy!
Oh, shit!
We're done here. Fall back. Fall back!
Escape the ambush alive, Shrigger Mortis.
Well, that's that.
What happened?
What do you think happened?
009 did it, his muscle killed him, and a story.
You can't be serious after what we felt.
We have no evidence, Bond, that M needs an open and shut case.
So what's our next move? Our next move? It's the go-home bomb.
Groovy as a bitch!
Go home. How are you okay with this?
That's the beauty of orders you don't have to like you can drop me off of my local the crosshairs
It's I know where it is you realize the mercenaries. I thought of the airfield will not double-o-nines man
They were there to intercept him and they would have if I hadn't gotten in the way
Somehow these people beat us to him twice. Stop saying drowsies. I'm in the center of the lane. Look how close these cars are
This is a job. You let it get inside. It will eat you alive
I'm serious.
Get out of town for a few days.
Blow off some steam.
This is me.
Trying to get some sleep.
Things will look better in the morning.
In other words, just do nothing.
More has been asked of lesser men.
I
Figured you'd be drowning your sorrows right about now who says I'm not I know what a pub sounds like James
In fact, I'm on my own right now. Oh, God a going out
We just put three agents in the ground that doesn't give you permission to stop living
And is making a mistake she needs to issue a full-scale mole hunt top to bottom if there's a breach we'll find it
I got you something.
I'm an idiot James. We managed just fine before you came along.
You sound like Greenway. Just go home.
Go for a run. Shake it off.
Tomorrow's a new day.
Yo, what is this asshole up ahead stop for? This line green car. No!
Just stop in the middle of the road, like...
Oh jeez.
If Monroe were here, he would tell you the same.
You saved my life and for that I am forever grateful.
Take care of yourself and please don't be a stranger.
I mean that, James.
Cressida.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, they're Indian restaurant.
Oh, they're Indian restaurant.
Oh, they're Indian restaurant.
Oh, they're Indian restaurant.
Oh, they're Indian restaurant.
Oh.
You're a knockout.
All night, martial arts movement in front of the Keeper.
Cressida and Monroe's final date.
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Poisoned umbrella.
Cool.
I knew that.
You did this?
I didn't, actually.
Why does it say AMI-6 and not NMI-6?
An MI-6 mnemonic memory game ideal for memory improvement understanding difficult concepts
and mastering new learning strategies.
Simply pick a card and memorize the objects on it, then write down the ones you remember.
It should say NMI-6, not AMI-6.
No guys, don't act stupid now. Maybe you're not acting and this is how it really is.
Whether or not you say N or A before a word is not based on whether or not it's a consonant
or a vowel. It's based on the sound that it makes. Don't be dumb guys.
You pronounce M like EM, like M. It's about the phonetic annunciation of the word, not
what your eyeballs see.
So it was the last time you had sex irrelevant to the conversation.
come to irrelevant to the conversation. World of Engagement, number 39, Daphne. In
case of being followed, dump all traceable devices. The greatest vice is out of carelessness.
The next greatest vice is that of Vanity.
Silver Brutes belong to Bond's late mother.
Orienthalogy book.
Guys, what is orenthalogy?
Looks like birds.
To whom it may concern,
they're gone because of my mistakes.
I could have stopped it, but I failed.
It should have been me, James Bond.
Well, this can't be good
Yeah, I was gonna say what the fuck
Well, I am a bit the fuck out of this guy
Ow!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck.
Oh
Pussy pussy
Pussy pussy
Shit, grab this!
Is this shit?
James Bond, I presume.
The mark has entered the building.
You brought a friend.
I see him with my cheating plans.
I wanted to open through the front door to farm a little bit.
Oh fuck you homie what the hell?
Oh my god fucking pummeling him.
Yo this guy just can't handle it.
Oh my god.
to get on to the balcony. What the fuck?
You're a poor couple of stuff I get to tell us, bro.
He is not going to deposit back. We didn't pay for this.
This is all government subsidized. I mean not subsidized, but you know what I
mean they hook this up okay how does he not kill me there this night for fucking
socks
There's no way I'm gonna walk all the way to this guy until I'm ready.
Oh
Don't you blind?
You gotta be able to kill me here, bro.
You are just the fucking biggest paycheck snealer, bro.
It's crazy!
No bro!
What you gotta take is off!
come on, come on
come on, come on
bang!
holy fuck
We're in, we're in.
Oh.
What's up bro?
Where you going?
Start running.
There's no way this is where we fucking lose them.
Oh my god.
That's just so embarrassing.
Why did someone in chat call him Levin?
multiple people actually
HQ
If I use the trail we'll never know who they're working for. Please, money penny.
What kind of foe?
Are you sure this is the place?
Positive. The signal's coming from inside the works and arts museum.
There's an event. The web industry's anniversary gala.
What gala's tonight? How did I miss that?
James, if web is a target we can't sit on this, I need to issue an alert.
Don't. They'll only slip away again. I need time.
Are you quick about that? I've updated your watch tracker. See if you can't get a closer fix on the signal. And James?
I'll be careful.
No you won't. Just don't screw up.
Uninvited.
I have to pee. I'm getting hungry.
I'll get you.
Smart.
I'll get you.
Guys, I'm kind of hungry.
Do I have to keep playing?
Traffic
This is strictly an invitation only event
I know
Well, then the gala is done. Enjoy
Like gala invitation is my invitation you do well, what if I just like
Thanks, bro, I think personal just needed that
I appreciate that, bro.
Meow!
I think it's Lulainus that's homoparming. Ginku thinks I'm 13 months. Appreciate it.
I see him.
Where'd he go? How does he always do this?
Did he go in the bathroom?
Taking a shit pitch?
How to check.
He's sitting on the location, wait.
Smart as hell.
No, it looks like CCTV did. If I access the camera feed, can you locate him?
You'd have to patch me directly into the CCTV network terminal.
Go to the security room, it's first floor, East Wing. Staff officer.
First floor, East Wing. Do I have a compass or my watch?
I do, actually.
So we can bask in the warm glow of St. Nicholas's Ego.
I know.
Who's thought it was a chocolate teapot?
I've never heard of that before.
Moves. Moves.
It's a steep train ride.
Hey, you're back.
I just wanna say I missed this one.
Yeah, and holding me up.
She's the new senior crisis man.
Rog me. A crux magazine.
No, he's not here.
Smart.
Glad to see Chase Dream is still firing.
It's been a minute.
Do you recommend this game BTW ORM R?
Yeah, if you like hit man
I want to go talk to a security guard
Guitarity guard
more body tonight to ensure the safety of the foreign secretary and his guests I
know I know I should be at the entrance but I'm covering for a no-show you
could always call one of the lab from the day shift backing to help you out
there's a security roster behind the counter in the cafe there should be
contact details for everyone on it you know I should hope so
holy fuck you had a bitch that guy no look at the staff order to learn the
guard's name people say we're funny some big tech well this is the cafe this is
not the cafe just steal the fucking alcohol from behind the counter hopefully
they don't care
I think I have a question mark.
Oh, hang on a minute.
Hang on a minute.
I think I'm in.
Can't say I've been talked to.
You talked to a lady?
Hello, lady.
Question.
What do you mean, OK?
Well, you don't look like you belong here.
You don't look like you want to be here.
Oh, astutes, aren't we?
My husband stuck at the office, as usual.
Insisted I make an appearance.
Perhaps you know him.
Roger Finch.
He's a C.L.O. over at Webb.
Can't say I've had the pleasure.
My well, I'm leaving. There's a little Irish puddle
Can't join what would Roger think? What exactly do you think the Irish get up to in parts? Maybe another time?
You're not starting
Damn bro bonds got it like that
Sources I can't remember in details in the drawer
Thanks
I'll do it like the dog in details in the drawer
I'll be taking that mooch a lover. Okay, let me just log in real quick
Shift one Mike. Okay, let's see how far the name Harry Sykes gets me Harry Sykes, okay
That was fucking scary. Wait, can I just go back here? Keep hard.
So we wouldn't get up if this what happens when you're tall and handsome. I don't think so bro. I don't think so.
And now we're in just like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're fucking in.
Maybe he doesn't care.
I'll just walk.
I got places to be, bro.
I can't fuck around.
In literally every Bond movie, he gets a new girl the Mal.
He's like-
Okay, well I'm handsome and like above average height, or about average height.
Security should be on the other side of this room.
Ah, thanks loves!
It took was knowing the guy's name and being confident to trick security and he still wonders about the body
No, bro, it's not oh shit. Oh my god do this
Evening John Fisher, what if I love them need to check damage done to the 10 commandments of chivalry
Apparently some jobs out of the couple of crude ones pop off amount of nowhere. What up boys?
Teenages a cheeky buggers
I do think being confident and pretending like you belong can get you pretty far though.
I can't lie.
Not bad James.
Not bad at all.
Fucking too far.
Wouldn't get past me?
how do I get to the security room bro? I don't have a fucking key card still.
How do I get to the security room, bro? I don't have a fucking key card still
Oh
Right that girl wait
What was the point of me going am I dumb as hell
Wait museum key card
No.
Gentlemen?
now right sure you are the hell my name is Simon and Simon says go back to the
gala have yourself a glass of bubbles and try not to worry that Simon we've
got everything under control you need to listen to me feet or head first you
choose I'm gonna jump over in a security guard
I
Just walk in like I own the place I thought I was at the go to that vent on the side
Absolutely no smoothing on the cantina balcony of the gala.
Okay.
Do I have to take him out?
Sorry bro, I
That one might leave him. Well, it is bro
What is that the fuck? What is this? What is this? Oh, it's my it's my oh
They can't see me if I'm
Oh shit! Hold on bro. Oh my god. Yo, chill me a little bit.
Alright, we have a situation we have to contain.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
That's bullshit, that's bullshit, that's bullshit, that didn't count, that didn't count.
No, don't change the stut down.
Yeah, you fucking suck. I'll see you take a crack at it smart guy
CCTV room is through here
Oh, come on
She playing word all
I reckon we could slip down there and grab ourselves a few of those canopies before anyone knows this is the McDonald's.
Wardle devs.
Wardle players need one of the game's inherent misogyny.
No one's checking out that fucking printer, huh?
Oh, I do want to break it.
I
Torhack
There was fucking locked
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
Situation contained.
What is it, bro?
What was the word?
Not going to tell me, you know?
Isn't what it is?
Where can I use drop?
Oh, oh, oh, oh you I need you
You didn't see nothing bro
Can I grab you get over here bitch
Lay his ass out pussy
Um, I don't want to be here
Need to see you I think lately fuck that guy's voice
Heads up
Would you see bro?
Why is there a thing I can sabotage in here?
Oh, you saw him?
Oh, shit.
Yo, guys?
Wait a minute, you're going. Who was that?
Come on.
Um.
Stop acting up.
Watch your nearby.
Maybe he's just close to his eyes.
And his body.
Bring it on.
We need help.
Fuck!
No, no!
I shift tabs on an accident.
In the situation.
Send back the accident.
I gotta do it. I need that.
I just wanted you to take it.
Oh my god, what's happening?
What?!
This shit makes no sense!
Let me out of here!
I died to a plant. Oh my fucking god
Wait, baby, I gotta check I'm gonna check one because I picked up the CCTV key card CCTV key card
No sign of
Big night like this you think you'd be down there in the middle of all that shaking everyone's hands and cut deals
half of that
I'll be in the office if anyone's looking for a key card at the CCTV room
Just have them radio and come find me
Stupid damn thing
No, no bitch let me see
shit
Don't wake him up bro someone on the ground over there. What go wake him up
Come on come check on him why they sleeping bro
Don't check on him. Come on. Hey, what's wrong with you? It's a great question, man. Who knows?
ah
One more body for the pile
What now?
Hey, go have a look, bro.
Go have a look-y look real quick.
Actually, that guy over there is not going to see me take this guy down, right?
what the hell my god
that guy's voice yo this guy's voice is insane
what are you doing that?
right gonna break you
I need to go zip it up
situation contained
No one bro, just mind your own fucking business.
Two guards, two keys, as you get lost.
Hello?
Right, you looking for someone?
Um.
Rob Minkley, Crux Magazine.
Naomi said I could wait here while she grabs her Nicholas.
I'm supposed to be interviewing him for the MAG about tonight's show?
Sunrise crux you'll get kick out of this with a tell it
Is it just that easy to lie to people I said thanks for this poor to go in girl to guards to keys
Thank you director Hamilton. Is it just that easy?
I know right they're all earpieces and astutes zero sense of humor
I went to grab myself a sandwich earlier and one of them go on the lift with me just kept staring at me
Who's gonna death today? Who are you? Part of St. Nicholas's private security team
Just don't look out for anyone eating suspicious looking sandwiches. I
Lie to you every day. Yeah, but I know your line. I can I'm very good at it
How do I get in this room? Oh
Oh, I don't mind me, son, for all my own key, lol.
Use the CCTV system at the terminal, shall we just need some place quiet?
Whoa.
Whoa
Bollocks are down at the past what people are lazy they probably put on a post-it note have a look around all right sit tight
Hello with the web doll on the horizon security measures will increase on the night
Your idea on you at all times
What the hell so how's your boy on a third pint wondering what I'm a dragon away from the fucking death one down the fool
He sounds like a keeper
What's in here?
Okay.
Harry's safe.
Flimble warning regarding your repeated lateness.
Fucking idiot, show up on time, bro.
I'm always punctual.
Nothing.
I've got a line for me. Hold on
Got it Charlie no password
What did I not check
Did I just didn't I just look at this employee of the year
What? What is the password? Password 12.
What? Password, look up. What, bro?
I'm in okay
Here's your man so much for two bars one stone you have a location basement archives basement archives
Or plan an ambush not tonight. I made it there now
I'm out of here
Oh, I can just take the elevator. How convenient.
I mean, I wouldn't do all this if the security just fucking listened to me, right?
So really, it's their fault.
I like it. I think you have more charm than bond. I think most of us would probably come to that conclusion.
Oh, what the hell?
Looks like it unlocks remotely.
The restoration room door locks are still down.
We need to fix so we can lock the place up after hours.
and being a ball of time is a pretty risk
he's down here somewhere
open up
open up
well this all looks very expensive
it do, it actually do
basal from accounting
Um, it'll take this shit down, but there's no way they're like British people aren't
with the way they pronounce some words it basil funny it was this easy all the time
Well, they saw looks rather ominous it kind of does
The hell is going to be like the Abby and Ellie fight from the last of us?
Oh my god, it's Agent 47.
Psych.
like
well literally he's gonna be like the Abbey Ali fight now
oh my god
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Must be something I can use to get her.
Help!
Oh!
What the?
No!
Help us.
What the- no.
Dude.
Okay, my bad, bro!
God, you should do something I can use here.
You want something I can use here?
Hey, I could drop the chandelier on this fucking dome.
He just grunts, he doesn't even fucking speak, he just grunts.
Drop the shit, drop the shit.
Oh, I don't have enough to drop it.
Wait, I do.
I don't!
I don't!
Oh my god, that's what I did!
I don't I don't oh my god, I did
Must be something I can use to get to
Oh my god, oh!
Whoa, can you shoot up faster, maybe?
Why are you stopping?
Can you shut up?
Okay.
Why does he just grunt like this?
Must be something I can use here.
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Can you, can you, can you?
Oh my god, oh my god!
Fucking run!
Where was my chandelier at?
Think James, think.
There has to be something I can use
Where I can blind wait wait
Come this way pussy
Okay, this game is just goofy
Okay dude, it's not my fault, it's not my fault.
He's back!
What's going on?
What's going on with this fucking part?
I don't know what's happening.
Okay, so I guess we're just never allowed to punch him because somehow I fucking...
He's just better than me.
Even though I'm James Vaughn.
I don't know how he survives that to be honest.
then give up like what do you want low vision of a fume extractor
Pussy how'd that feel? Oh sure tonight gotta go
Think think has to be something I can use
It's not optimal.
Don't come this way, please.
I mean, that's just bullshit. You can't take him down, even if you sneak up on him.
Fucking piece of shit, Dan.
I
You I gotta go I gotta get the fuck out of here. I gotta go guys. We gotta just fucking wholesome ass. Maybe I'll jump on the chandelier on his head
Right here make it perfect
Must be something I can use to catch him
What? Why did it just fall?
Random ass chandelier just broke!
Call the brush your head on. He's on.
Oh my god. Just run, just run.
They can blind him. They can blind him.
Um.
He's not blinded?
Why is he not blinded?
Dude, this part is the dumbest shit ever.
How was he not blinded?
What?
I think James think that's something I can eat. Oh, it gives you a checkpoint for each part really?
This is a fucking baby game. What the hell?
Honestly, we all like games like this.
What does this mean?
Low vision.
Oh.
Must be something I can use to get to him.
Um, um, guys, the other one's not my fault, right?
Okay, I just fucking brought it, just like, sure, I guess I did it, whatever.
Uh oh.
W dodge?
So why are we not shooting?
Oh, out of ammo, LOL.
from web understood he's just an old geezer we sure we brought enough men he
suffered than he looks proceed with caution his arms in a sling I think we
can manage greenway you only live twice defeat the assailants any it's web the
murders are working for Nicholas bloody web he's behind everything James that's
Just not I know what I heard. I need to get a hold of greenway. He's next
Already tried he's off the grid James. We are in over our heads. We need to inform em no time
I'm going after him make him call off the attack. Are you out of your mind?
Nicholas Webber's one of the most powerful men in Britain. So let's think this through
What about my toes earpiece if I patch you in can you trace the second attack team?
It does look like it's transmitting a geo location signal to a device
Inside the building it has to be web. He commands the assassins. Tell me you can hack it from a bathroom stall at the night errand
Not a chance
But I can use your watch as a data extraction tool
Oh, you just get close to webinar handle the rest. I only need a few minutes to update the software
Alrighty shall we now to find web
Pat you in the fuck does that mean don't we don't think about it too much, bro. It's just spy shit
As I'm getting really hungry though, a guy like me is getting really hungry.
That's probably why I was playing bad, right?
Endure inspector this one didn't pass. I'm just trying to get through
Do one bond where are you web?
Inconvenient time
Must say you look astonishing for your age age and rough
Hardly a day over 50. What would you expect an apology? How about an explanation?
later just play along Damian I hope I'm not interrupting anything you're not
Damian meet mr. Beach was it Bond James Bond what do you do James lately
headhunting oh dear I do hope you're not plotting on stealing easily here I took
such trouble in hiring her she really is rather brilliant quite the catch I'm not
making any promises excuse me gentlemen I'd be careful with this one James dare I
say don't fuck your league well hold this study
Time to make your way to the main stage.
Well, uh, welcome all.
You might please celebrate the history of web industries.
But merely looking back would be complacent.
Personally, I prefer to look ahead.
These ugly-ass fucking Tesla robots.
Oh, huge.
Three feet?
skin coming through watch it it's not like I believe sorry no as the power
mind you go in someone's distortion what the hell it's like at the beginning of
the game
excuse me
oh my god falls over what happened
Wait, was my fucking drink spiked?
And I downed that shit in one go!
Oh jeez.
I can see you wasted no time.
No, she wasted mine.
Someone trained her well.
How did you allow her to get this close?
And what is he doing here?
You know I handle MI6.
They were onto us, and I didn't think that we had time for your back tunneling.
That is precisely the problem. You don't think
Careful, you know how I get further
The hell enough it's got a psycho
Yes, well a lot
Rolling I have a full-strait team on green way he is as good as dead
Fine. Now, clean up the mess.
It didn't have come to this.
And I'm truly sorry.
Now it's only cold-blooded murder. Don't be yourself up about it.
I
Think the fucking shit kicked out of me, okay very well
You heard man
It's bright.
This is going to be the end of a very short career.
Never accept a drink from a stranger.
Yeah, smart.
I guess they didn't teach you that, not in the spy school of yours.
Get back over here, bitch.
Okay, we have to stall now.
not at the stall, I think.
Anything else you'd like to get off your chest?
I'm curious.
What did 009 have on you?
You must have posed quite a threat.
Yes, well, you've seen the t-shirt.
This is like building your solid.
Every crisis is an opportunity.
I guess he just left because I stalled too long, okay?
Don't get hungry, stop fucking dragging this-
Oh man!
Okay.
Very well.
You had man.
This is going to be the end of a very short career.
Never accept a drink from a...
I've got a piece of tomato pie, I guess they didn't teach you that, not a little spicy
I'm just going to use...
Up the road.
Get out.
What?
No, which remark?
Not even the old.
You're never going to get away with this.
Wow, you were...
Tell me something, do you always bring sedatives to a party?
I should count myself lucky. I didn't wake up in your hotel. Hmm. Your profile wasn't kidding. You really are
spectacularly annoying
This part is a game no other that fucking strong
Anything else you'd like to get off your chest
Curious what did 009 have on you? You must have posed quite a threat. Yes, well you've
You've seen the t-shirt
Every crisis is an opportunity
I have to provoke him. I have to have you told me go about his brothers untimely and I do hope he doesn't shoot the messenger
Just be grateful that I don't have his patience or his anatomical know
Oh my god.
Alarm.
Oh wait, I'm gonna do that anyway.
Wait!
Would you look at the time?
I can't, I can't stall again!
Joe.
I have to ask, you often let your father scold you
like a petulant child.
I'm gonna die!
Oh, James.
Now you're just trying to get a rise out of me.
Haven't you wait?
What the hell, a backhand?
I did it!
I hacked him!
That was invigorating. Thank you.
Made them disappear.
Guards?
The hell? How'd she do that?
Oh, cause she had a knife, I guess.
Was she gonna stab one in the throat? Let me see that, it'd be fuckin' fire.
I hate that. Knives to the throat?
It's like, ugh.
Can you walk?
Well, let's find out.
Guys?
I really want to go eat.
Well, this wasn't exactly a planned visit figure does much
Quick check the others. I really want to go eat
Three months that's how long I spent infiltrating women's trees and you
It's a gift
James, the door...
DELUCT!
Whatever Damien slipped to you, you better snap out of it.
Also locked.
To be expected.
No way out.
Didn't pick you for a quitter.
So what do I call you?
I bet Isla isn't your real name either.
Please.
It's not like yours is James Bond.
The hell?
Hmm, of course not.
Window days then.
What are you doing?
Waiting for you, James.
Oh, I have to booster up.
Yeah, gentlemen.
Don't get used to it.
Now pull me up.
No time someone's coming hide
Management just issued a code white back at the perch all hands on deck and all out there white because right here
But days away
What are you trying to hide?
Like I didn't see anything
What's wrong with you, mate? Are you insane?
Let me what's wrong with him you just saw him get flipped
James what happened I got it wrong it isn't some Nicholas controlling the kill team
It's his lunatic son. I barely escaped
Tell me your plan worked. I'm processing piggybacking the signal tracing their food
There's some fucking work!
Oh!
License to kill!
License to kill!
I think you're done. Appreciate that, bro. Big ups for that one, homie.
Shit on.
Shit on. Shit on. Shit on. Anyone else?
That was dramatic.
fucking dominated kind of hot yeah what can I say
balcony on the other side's my way out
not you oh whatever you do don't look up nobody look up right now
It's like persona?
Dantana, dantana, dantana, dantana, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
It's not a game.
I'm not a robot.
They are challenging you.
I'm not a man.
Not to alarm you but an armed unit's just arrived from WebIndustry's HQ.
I must have made an impression.
Give me your advice.
Stay nice.
Always.
Play nice, huh?
Ride before you are!
Find a way out.
What if I go down this conveniently placed window hole?
It's a good time to drop in.
Drop in. Get it?
Yeah.
Ground and first floor exit secure.
Watch your backs. Keep your eye out for anyone suspicious.
if I saw this and why I have no fixed a K cards if anyone's looking I'll be needing that key card
Don't spell it too much
Do I have lessons to kill
Doesn't exactly make our jobs any easier
What was that it's a vacuum cleaner I checked this shit out, bro
Night night bitch situation contained
Yeah
How the hell that happened guys
Oh
These are just like security guards, but can I get a license to kill, please?
I have a license to kill! Oh my god!
Love that!
Why not always get a license to kill?
Holy! Knocked out an enemy by shooting him in the legs. Sorry, what? What did she even
do I just get? Knocked out an enemy by shooting him in the legs.
I'm not sure that's what happened, but that's fine.
Oh, the only drop is gone. Kind of funny.
Oops.
Is he?
Oh, shit!
I
Jump down, please
Oh my god, he just folded
Huge
I'm gonna get down when those stairs are great here. Yeah
Just spread across
They were all janitors why they have guns then bro
Wait, where was the key card?
Saunders and white or I can turn off the generators
3, 2, 5, 6, E
Punches the fucking laptop cause I'm angry
No, really?
Slam.
Dominated.
Slam, dominated, hit on, come to only one left.
Where are these generators at?
The generators are, oh wait, maintenance room password, okay.
Courtyard and back up generator can be turned off.
the power on the main door of the museum.
Okay.
That's fine.
You already passed it like four, I passed four, no way.
That can't be happening right now.
Oh, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry.
I passed four, you say?
Surely not.
Would they just be like out here?
Oh, wait a minute, no, those are explosives.
Where's the generator, man?
Poro pondering.
You can actually work, piece of shit devs.
Surely there's gonna be a generator somewhere right like I'm not crazy
Oh, there's fucking door Generator! Yes! Yes!
How do I drop down?
Perhaps like this.
up.
The recreation project uses an advanced neural network algorithm.
Easy.
Wow.
With unprecedented accuracy, the algorithm analyzes the molecular structure of the auto-target
combined.
Actual AIR.
Number one of the white male mid-twenties dark-hand medium build.
One of the white male, mid-twenties dark-haired medium-vill, orders to shoot on sight.
Damn it, it's a dark-side for Stan.
I'll hit him, I'll hit him.
It's clearly my side.
I'll take the shotgun slides and you should tell you should tell you
Combinated.
Oh my god.
I'm so fucking scared.
Oh fuck, I forgot I could throw guns. Why is it not letting me?
Throw my gun please.
James, throw your fucking gun at this pussy?
Oh, where'd he go? Anybody know?
Guys, where'd he go?
Oh
Are you
I'm wounded!
I'm wounded!
Can I just run? Are we out of here?
Hostile is nearby, so what, bro?
I'm James Bond, why does it matter?
It's just me. Situations contain LOL.
Situations contain...
Oh...
You'll need a ride hold on almost out
Not really
When you get in the fucking garbage truck
Yeah, shoot his hand are you guys ass
Okay, that guy definitely can see me, but that's your
Not worry, I'll take good care of her
We're out of here
I'm going for you so...
It's not my fault.
Grand you into the wall.
Holy fucking flying!
Your next bitch.
God damn!
That's a good one.
Sorry.
Sorry.
That might have been a civilian truck, or even those.
Okay, yep.
Ah, I'd break that shit.
Not a thing so nice to try, bro.
Now, where were we?
Did you get a car and some what are you talking to me for get move on yes mom
No, it's just me John
So I told you to go home
means in fresh air
clearly
And did you figure out who's been trying to kill us damn he laid someone out?
So you understand what we need to do next.
Final report?
We need to make the first move.
Agent under fire, escape in the bin lorry.
I asked you to make a dead drop earlier.
Old dog, old trick.
trick now tool up I reckon the laser would prove useful in this type of
situation well I have the laser so wonderful
all set off we go
next picture just 10 minutes okay I've breached the web industry's database and
as of this moment you're both up a middle management I'm sure you'll blend
right in your IDs will only take you as far as the executive floors that's where
the real challenge begins your final destination is an impregnable self-contained
structure atop the main building known as the perch the part this is where the
company stores its data can't why why it's deleting all the evidence what can
you tell us about the perch that's just it the place is an information black
whole no blueprints no infrastructure nothing have I mentioned that this is a
terrible idea I need to notify M negative M is need to know only her
protection not ours
she's not money penny we're not leaving without answers
Play it cool. Always.
Evening.
Evening.
Perch bound, I assume.
You're burning the midnight oil.
Do I have to perch?
I've got all departments.
Roger Finch.
Chief legal officer.
And you are...
God damn he's got a crazy bald spot.
I'm uh, I'm tech bro.
Network engineers.
We've been called in to help out with the code white.
Huh?
Ahhhh, he's getting by.
I didn't catch your name. It's Jones. Right. And your company ID number.
Thing is...
I'm between ID numbers.
Tech issues. My team is sorting me out.
Let me get these straights.
Are you quite alright?
Yes, I'm good.
Oh my. Something you ate.
You good bro?
Oh dear god.
Excuse me.
Nightfall 07.
Hi guys.
That's it.
I gotta go eat and chill and sleep sorry guys
And then go yank it you know what I'm gonna do bro
All right y'all
Thanks for watching.
I'll see you guys tomorrow, probably, probably, I mean, yeah, probably, right?
Take the weekend off, king?
It's Sunday.
There's no- there's only one day of the weekend left.
All right.
Goodbye everybody.
I'll catch you.
Hmm
Thanks for watching y'all
Goodbye
Yeah, what was a key fix for the a while is it excuse me. Thanks. That's your one and slipped on it X sort
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