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06-01-2026 · 7h 37m
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Smart oh god
Yeah, oh my god, it's so obvious. It's so obvious bro the fucking water on my shirt. It's just so obvious
It's just so obvious man. I spilled water. What do you mean, what did I do? I spilled water, bro. It's water.
Are you lactating? No, bro!
Well, first of all, I was kind of low for a nipple.
For my nipple at least.
This though, that's actually like right on the money. Like right here?
That's like right, that's like right on the fucking money.
I think it's Narci Nacho and Rose Golden and Reven and DJ Dogfarts and Thunderscore. What up everybody?
I was not drooling on myself, bro. It's water!
Would you consider yourself beautiful?
Read the stream title, bro. Oh my god and a golden Capitrain.
Yo, what's up fake lioness at 31 prime?
Google is planning on releasing 32 million mosquitoes looking up.
Bro, I saw that.
That's so weird.
But they're doing it for like a good reason.
Good reason?
Okay, they want to release the mosquitoes because they want to like, I like read about
it a little bit.
They want at least 32 million mosquitoes because they want to lower the population because
these mosquitoes can't reproduce and stop disease-carrying mosquitoes as well.
Kind of interesting.
So it will lower the mosquito population and get rid of diseases.
Apparently
And we care why so you don't what roads mosquitoes man
Smart good evening list to Tf
I mean guys you don't want to get rid of mosquitoes completely or so they claim.
I don't know if I fucking buy it honestly these wildlife experts, I think they're fucking
pulling my leg.
People say oh if you get rid of all the mosquitoes it fucks up the whole natural ecosystem.
Really one bug?
Getting rid of one bug is when I fucking collapse the world.
That fucking right
Yeah, right, so handsome you're so charismatic
So beautiful are you know, I should ask Maya about that
You can buy text there about it. She would respond
Everyone has a thought process and that's how losing species happens.
Listen bro, I am all for the conservation and preservation of animals and wildlife.
I'm all for that.
But mosquitoes bro.
But mosquitoes.
Come on.
Come on.
You don't go outside at night when they come out.
Guy who thinks mosquitoes only spawn at night, like they're a Minecraft mob?
What are you talking about?
Literally, what are you typing?
Slaptation man. Anyways, Fridge reveal when?
Someone in Florida, they are still important to keep around. They act as prey for certain bug-eating animals and their pollinators
So they're still important. I know bro. I think like frogs and lizards
really feast on mosquitoes
That's what I mean. It's just annoying, bro. They just suck blood, man.
Kind of a self-report, bro. They look for food at dusk, brother.
There are mosquitoes. I have been bitten by mosquitoes during the fucking daytime.
95 degrees right in the smack middle of burning heat in July at like 2 p.m.
They don't only bite at night time, that's just fake news.
Hugh Rayl thinks they get the Tepidomas, thinks they get two Blue Sky, thinks 90 months and
Vortez and Hello Kitty and Stinky Filmbo.
Mudpuffer Bloodthief, thinks Ruben thinks that's one of its.
I'm saving one mosquito before I ever save Super TF.
Arden thinks this is a problem. Z Dammer thinks that's two months.
What is this, bro?
Favorite part of the day has arrived. It's dinner time!
favorite part of the day has arrived it's dinner time it's fucking great wait is
it sure you can get all the nutrients that your body needs off of just
potatoes and milk I think I saw that somewhere is that real news
That is true? No? Sounds like BS. Potato and milk diet.
Okay, maybe not actually. AI says it's not recommended as a sustainable or nutritionally
balance lifestyle
I think we can do without mosquitoes but as it is
Hey, super how are the vibes today vibes are chill vibes are chill, bro
You talk about the Minecraft thing he's doing I miss yesterday. Yep, I did it's in two weeks two weeks from today
I think actually
Are you gonna win? Well I do have Feinberg on my team. And Fruitberries. And SK. And me.
Smart. Hey Captain WhatsApp. Hope you are well. Have you heard this interaction yet?
excuse me for dropping in smart super wave but you kind of nailed that shit
I got DJ our Western lowland gorilla but up but up but up but have you heard
this interaction yet? Honor on secret voice line. 300 views. Okay, this will probably
be a normal link. Yeah, I don't think she says that, actually. I don't think she says
that. How do you find Thanos, Pizzeria, they're playing in a fucking bot game in the, what
What is this bro?
Oh your name is Thanos, Pizzeria, that's your video.
Wait, self promo?
Mods?
Gold Cruton makes us six mods, Void bit six, they get the sub.
What's on the agenda for today, my beautiful king?
You have LeBron's bullsack.
Sorry.
I was laughing at you.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry about that.
How much to smack around the Polaro?
Yeah, guys, I really want to buy this uncrustable painting.
The one that I showed yesterday.
I really want to buy one.
Oh my god, it got so many likes.
I would not fuck the uncrustable, but it is very beautiful.
Bro, they actually like nailed it.
This is like what I picture in my mind when I think of an uncrustable.
This is beautiful.
This one droplet of jelly that's like glistening here is actually so much beautiful.
It's a beautiful piece.
This droplet right here that's like glistening in the light.
The fucking...
Oh, the decadent looking layer of peanut butter.
Oh my god, bro.
Look how nice and fucking fluffy and clumpy uncrustable it looks here.
This is perfect.
No, this is perfect.
This is actually perfect.
Find more ways to describe it without saying it looks fuckable. I'm not saying it's fuckable. I'm just saying I think it's a beautiful piece.
This right here really sells it to me. I think this is this was a beautiful addition
To the to the I don't know how to explain it. This is just a beautiful addition
To the piece it really ties it together
They are charging 5k for its pocket change. No, no, they're not charging 5k for it
First of all, what you link me is 5500 and it's the Dr. Pepper and Uncrustable painting.
That's 5500, which is not 5K.
If I want to get an actual print, because this is the original oil painting,
but if I just want a print of the Uncrustable, we go to Canvas prints,
it's the fourth option and it's $200, which is actually a lot better and more affordable.
I've already looked into this, bro.
I've already looked into this.
in a while so hope you can forgive me King but will we be doing Lego Batman please you fed persona fans so
buy it maybe i should i kind of want to
smart who you got in the nba finals super i got spurs i want spurs to win
200 wow just use AI to make one. I
Don't think I could do this bro. I hate to break it to you. I don't think rock is capable
I'm making something like this
Smart hi super
Since we're on the topic of basketball I want people to remember who the goat is
just print it why pay 200 for it okay well first of all this is on it this
would be on a can just print gallery wrapped so you can just hang it when you
get it second of all that's it's it's not the same bro it's not the same
That's glistening pieces bro. You get it right this fucking piece right here. Oh my god, man
Smart what you doing in this situation?
What is this? Don't think I'm missing anything like this my entire collegiate eSports career
led to some of those losses versus Mary before the season.
So to come back in full swing after classes,
after finals are over and full focus is victory
and walk out as the MVP, as the only remaining member
to come back to the final semester is understate.
How would that must feel like for infiltrators?
Why do they always have to bear in mind
when you have somebody who can lead the trunks like that?
Why do they also have players that can follow behind it?
So as much as we are going to highlight infiltrators,
we get them into the interview room,
We are all...
Why did that play?
Dun...
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun...
Wait, I saw this? I- I- For a second I thought this was, like, fake, but...
Apparently this is real.
The burnt peanut...
Ex-Fortnite sidekick, June 5th.
No results for I hope they added the burnt peanut in fortnight
Do not free scroll this mr. Burt is showing his peanut in some of the images is he
Let's see here. Oh, yeah, he is Wow. He fucking is
Wow he is
The architect and the builder!
Oh no! It is a dive rocket launcher!
Take action regarding that individual!
Relax, I'll handle it.
Relax, I'll handle it.
I am the angry pumpkin!
Pssshhh!
Oh...
Fuck...
That's so fucking beautiful.
I am the angry pumpkin.
We only fuck with the faithful sheriff here.
Actuaully...
Faithful Sheriff has paid a visit to the SuperTF stream before and was swiftly shown the door, believe it or not.
Um...
I've been super sick, like feverish, and I have been watching this skinny white sexual chocolate play overwatch on your tube for like 36 hours straight.
Your tube, huh?
Your tube.
you like nature maybe they need a mega Walmart and a mega target I think the
McDonald's drive-thru right here right here with the Popeyes on the corner but
then giant parking lot they need the Taco Bell KFC combination right here this
shit fucking sucks like where's the fucking where's the fucking Walmart's
Bro we need those
One sec
I'm a busy man you guys know how it is
Oh
Yo at KSI super TF left of the Sidemen, how are you holding up?
What
Smart super what's the last book you read?
Last book I read I don't know I was looking at buying
Um, this book about the Kowloon Wald City last night, I think I am gonna buy it actually.
The City of Darkness?
I kinda wanna buy it.
Will you read it?
Yeah, I mean if I'm buying it yeah, why would I not?
Does he ever do anything besides one thing bro?
I don't buy a lot of shit, okay?
They are trying to persecute slime and Nikon X the everything
Bro, I know we already talked about this, bro. We already talked about this
First of all, I think it's funny how in this clip the one who's catching all of the heat is
Slime fucking chomo not even Nick by the way, was ever keep all Madoka Magica. What are you getting?
That's what I'm saying, that's what we always do, and we always make excuses for these fucking people.
We're retired.
Okay, so just tell me.
Right.
So what are the good images?
I'm just asking if Puella Magi, Madoka Magica would count for this category you're talking about.
If I start a new job and my co-worker says this is his favorite anime, I'm like, yeah,
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you after work by the way.
Yeah, we're gonna kill you, man.
We're gonna beat the shit out of you by the dumpster.
We're gonna turn the water up slowly until you don't notice it's boiling.
Okay, first of all, I like how slime is catching the majority of the heat here even though Nick is the one who said
We're gonna kill you and boil you
Like alright, I guess Nick somehow skirted he dodged somehow
Say it about bro, notice how uncomfortable Ludwig is, he likes to show but he's nervous
because whoever those guys are saying that they kicked the crap out of them so he gets
quiet and says I talked to them less.
It's like that's how indicative of how the majority views this through the lens of others.
Now, few things.
One, when did have you never had like a friend tease you or give you a hard time about the
things that you like?
Has that never happened to anybody that's engaging in this discourse?
Has that never happened?
Like why is everything so serious?
Do I think Nick is going to kill you and boil you for watching Madoka Magica?
No, I gotta be honest guys, I don't think Nick's gonna do that.
I don't think so.
I don't think slime is gonna beat the shit out of you.
Don't think it's gonna happen.
It's just like, it's very interesting
watching people talk about this clip.
I was watching slime earlier,
he said he didn't wear,
he said he wished he didn't wear glasses in this clip
that made him look like his wife has a boyfriend.
Don't count.
Are you telling me words that are always literal?
What I'm saying is bro,
I think the things you say to your friends
are a little more excusable.
Like saying that you would beat them up
watching Madoka Magica? Yeah, I think that's like a thing that friends joke about sometimes
and give each other a hard time for. Now, VTuber fan Animanga and VNs. Learning Nihongo,
I will sp- I will spam your timelines, you have been warned.
R-18.
I'm not American.
Can you please describe what uncrustables taste like and how its texture feels like in a very passionate way?
Can you scroll through their account real quick? No.
No.
What I might want to do actually is scroll the fucking quote tweets of this.
Hold on, let me show this is like safe to do though.
Like this whole I keep seeing so many tweets about this and it's just.
It's just insane.
And like I want you guys to like notice everything about the people that are
quote tweeting it, D we the professional stalker.
I want an anime to be popular really bad because I wanted more people to fall in love with a medium I deeply cherish
Like
Guys, I don't think this clip is that serious. Can I say it? I just don't think it's that serious. I don't know
I don't know. I don't know. I
Don't think it's that serious
That dork isn't beating anyone up. Wait, there was one that appeared on my timeline.
I wish I could find it. Um, fuck. I don't know if it's gonna pop up here though. I can't
I take this too seriously because this is all a charade.
They wouldn't beat anybody up.
They'd be like, okay, then get back to work.
You're, wait, he's right there.
You're right there, bro.
You're right there.
Well, no, you're right there.
You got it, brother.
You can figure it out, I believe in you.
Smart.
Hello, super.
Fuck, I don't think I'm gonna find the one tweet.
Whatever.
Anyways, I think you get my point though.
I think you get my fucking point.
Okay, I have a very serious problem with what you just did.
You linked me, I want you guys to look at this, you linked me a time stamp and then
told me to go to a different time stamp because when I click on this time stamp, it brings
me to 1236.
Bro what?
Why not just link me to the timestamp?
2052.
I'm actually on the plane right now.
I've loaded it up.
I've side loaded it with a thumb drive in the airplane's headset.
And I'm watching it.
Are you watching it subbed or does it?
I'm watching it obviously subbed.
It's a Raspberry Pi.
Sorry, it's obviously subbed.
And I'm watching it.
My mouth is open and I'm eating a little pretzels again.
Would you like any sort of snacks or we're coming through with the cart?
Okay.
If you want, you just sleep.
Could you wake her up?
You know what's happening?
There's a problem here.
Yeah, there'd be an officer waiting for you on the plane.
Right?
So what are we doing?
Well, what you would do is you would at least hit episode four during the plane ride because
then everyone would be like, oh, I get it.
Really?
For changes everything changes everything in the aisle so I can straight see his iPad that he's watching on
He hits episode four on ironically true audio. I'm sitting like that. I'm playing those. Oh my god
I guess and they would walk up to the side. I literally thought you were a chomo. That was so awesome
Yeah, isn't it crazy how the glasses make him more dignified?
God bro
I'm sorry, what bothers me the most about this is that he didn't stand up for himself
at all.
He just timidly said it's a good show.
Madoka doesn't even have sexual contact at all.
These people were actually interested in the medium, they would know that.
Also, why are all of them saying the like, you notice that 75% of these quote tweets
are throwing out the word normie to describe them?
What's this about?
Why are they all saying why?
What is this?
Are they all posting on the fucking anime board on 4chan?
What's happening here bro?
Would you prefer LARP?
I don't even know what owna what is what even is that I'm not I'm not even gonna hover
this guy's profile cuz I don't want I frankly not interested I have all podcast equipment
on the planets at the blow in 5 minutes. That's pretty funny. Just statedly obvious, but anyone
wasting their time watching people talk about watching anime instead of watching anime themselves
Those are the exact problem with anime right now.
Anyways.
Anyways.
Ah, thanks, love!
Check this shit out.
That guy had 88 in his name, by the way?
Wait
Well this guy's quote tweeted this multiple times
Well, I think that was put profile real quick, but I have to pre-check it on stream
anime profile picture
Anime banner. Oh, he also has 14 in his name too. Okay
All right
Yeah, this is like pretty spot-on from what I expected
Yeah, anyways
The original tweet author immediately retweeted three back-to-back hentai arts after their
quote tweet.
That's just awesome.
That's just fucking awesome.
Who's side are you on?
Am I on Slime and Nick's side, or am I on the angry anime profile pictures, calling
people normies, and having dog whistles in their username and profiles side?
Yeah, I think I'm on... I think I'm on... I think I'm on Slime and Nadenside, actually.
Why does Ludwig not get a side? Well, funny enough, I think in this situation, those people
are on Ludside. If you take into context everything that's going on, so...
basketball as I watch baseball but they said it is fire not the best look for
a lot of money is what it is let the blind drive there's the 46 prime so bro
Avid thinks that they're prime
Check this shit out. What's that bro? What's that man?
Attack for Wimpy.
So you take the rock.
Or you take the rock for the- for the- yep, yep, yep, and then we take the check and then hit the queen and then we- oh my god!
Wait, this is fucking insane.
I don't know shit about basketball as I watch baseball, but this edit is fire.
I
Thanks Bob bananas and Leon ox appreciate it bro
You know what's even more fire than this though, let's actually go on Twitter for a real purpose
Earclaps scroll versus shuriken
It depends if the shurikens
Dude, I think sure it can count as versus shuriken who I think shuriken hard counters actually
Yeah.
Yeah, scroll.
Yeah, scroll's about to get bitched.
This isn't even fair.
That's tough.
That's just tough.
2 damage 2 damage
yep that's a tough one bro that is a tough one
Thinking about getting a PC, is one with a 4070 Super, Ryzen 7 9800 and 32GB of RAM good?
Um, sounds good, depends how fast the RAM speed is, how much storage do you have, I'm not the best guy to ask about PC stuff, but...
Wow, look at the cuddle today! It's a Dinosaur!
All right, if I want to cut it like this, we have to go high because of all the gaps, I think.
No, we have to go low because of the gaps on top, right?
That seems too low. Honestly, I mean, what if I cut it like this?
We're like a diagonal cut. A diagonal cut?
Could be interesting
This is a hard one this one's really hard came to lie
Like it seems so bottom heavy but
But, so then, so then don't make it so bottom, but now it seems to, I don't know, it's hard,
this one's really hard.
I don't hate this.
Okay, this almost seems 50-50, but if you like flipped the bottom onto the top as like
a, like to cover over it, you gotta look at all the empty space, right?
So maybe we go a little lower.
this whatever bro I don't even care I don't even care
I don't even care.
You know you aren't supposed to cut it in equal parts.
Yeah?
Yeah, I figured that one out, bro.
Why are you not good at anything?
Oh, yeah?
Check me out on the band though.
1999, 9 out of the 23 million views, easy part, too.
Those are so hard to get something in one though.
Is this what you had, showy peppers?
I almost want to say Snow by Red Hot Chili Peppers, but I don't think, let me...
Okay, well which red hot chili peppers is it?
Is this show called again?
What the fuck?
Can't stop.
Come on, give it away.
Is this embarrassing?
Is that a shot?
Take it or I'll kill you
Take it or I'll kill you
Fuck
I know this song man
I know the fucking song
Smart
You could be moving like this on RL1
But instead you gave us a month of persona
Lord of Madness, Midra Cinematic Boss fight.
Midra is pretty cool.
Midra is pretty cool.
Did you beat Elvin right?
Yes bro.
What kind of question is that?
I mean am I going to sit here and watch on-ball fucking do the whole boss fight?
Probably not.
It is cool.
Ongball is so fucking tough.
The most annoying boss that DLC was the lightning dragon on the water, bro.
You're talking about the one, like, on the run-up to Baal, right?
Dude, that motherfucker was ass.
That guy was so fucking ass.
I cannot believe that shit.
Do do do do do.
If you ever do R01, good luck with the Lita Gang Squad.
you dare approach make a leather kind my music is so good during that fucking fight though
wait what was it what's the song called though is united in common cause
Do this shit is so good this art of Lita too is so good
I
Was you hear this deal I heard this quite a bit
What was that motherfucker's name the one who just beat the shit out of you bro that guy kicked my ass
What was his name?
Dry leaf Dane
shootings
There's a light good, but I mean fucking the promised consort is so good to like are we come on
Promised consort
Smart
of
God, this shit's good as fuck!
fuck this is so dead, dude
orchestra slot? you spelled orchestra wrong
you spelled orchestra wrong
sorry, I couldn't do that
bro, I think I kind of have a bit of a case of
Stockholm syndrome
Because you know what else I fucking love?
Bro.
Malania Steve?
No, this one bro, I can't.
So good, bro.
So fucking good.
Scream if you love FromSoft games.
Sorry.
Table 10 makes that prime.
De-generate makes that 35 months.
Scream if you love connections.
Pocket.
things that are yellow school bus Pikachu rubber duck and butter things that
Soak.
Soak.
Jacket.
Jacket!
Racket.
Soak it, par it?
Salt it?
No.
Salt it?
Par it?
Like things that...
Sash it. Cue. Cue it. Stake it. Stake it. Spine meat. Spin eat. Pocket it. No, I don't think
that's it. Um, break.
Take a break. You too.
Rack. Rack of lamb.
Soak.
Salt.
Sash.
Pocket.
Pocket.
From Deadlock.
Spine.
Steak.
There's tea in the name.
Q's?
I don't fucking know.
It's a tough one.
It's a tough one.
The only thing I can think of is a Q ball.
I think I was a cue ball
See dog is that a streamer?
Jack Frost
Break steak
Break?
Break.
Is it like a homophones?
There's break steak queue.
But then what?
Tar? Rack?
Soak? Spying?
I gotta stop biting my fucking nails now.
Sea dog.
pocket pocket you pocket something like you sleep if you like are stealing it
like you pocket it a pocket a sash ways to talk about money your pocket your
racks your sash and your your salt fucking no fuck bro
you gotta like I give up I'm too bad at this spine things that bend things that
bend you soak steak you you can ways to talk about prepare the tar bro how do
they have things that are yellow as yellow and then the rest of them are
impossible ash fetch them
Q, Q ball, racquet ball, par ball, and spy pocket ball, I don't fucking know.
Oh no way, what do you need, how is this one away?
Q, rack, pocket, and tar?
Tar ball?
Break ball?
Steak ball?
Salt ball?
That's not, it's not one away, so it's just like,
I'm not gonna get this, it's just it is what it is.
Oh!
Oh!
I said Q ball!
Oh my god, you racked the balls,
pocket a breath okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
see a dog steak par
this thing is like i have no clue what another category could be
Well done rare things that can be rare things that can be well done things that
Uh, things that are, like, a spine?
Jack.
Guys, I'm cooked.
Pine.
Oh my god pine oak
Teak
Ash an ash tree
An act tree an art tree an alt tree
I mean a dog tree a dog and has to be
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god.
Slang for a sailor. Jack, Salt, Sea Dog, and Tar. Yeah, we gotta, we gotta fucking do something about the New York Times.
Shout out RuneScape, TeakTrees, PineTree, OakTree, well there's no PineTrees in RuneScape,
but Oak, Teak.
Shout out RuneScape.
How Super was moving in these connections.
Chance to send the Thunder home.
Lillard Longrange 3.
And it's done!
And the pressure!
Show me the line!
Are you kidding me?
Do you know what kind of sicko you have to be to fucking shoot that?
Just crazy.
Maxie ain't doin' that?
You don't know that?
You don't know that?
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
God, I actually kind of clutched up on that connection, I'm fucking tough with it. SuperTF is fucking bad with it.
The green SuperTF is fucking bad with it.
We have a James Bond movie night after you finish 007?
Well, I'm not watching James Bond on stream if that's what you're asking.
Not watching a movie on stream like that.
Sorry.
Sorry to disappoint, but here's what it is.
What is this
Look at go bears face on this one
when super luxe is way into other connections we end up with the results
yeah I mean that's a bad shot care with anybody says it's a bad shot but okay
he made it that story won't be told that it was a bad shot
The shot was so fucking bad with it
You watch it's gonna put him on stream what is it at five o'clock I'm gonna say unlikely
I'm gonna say unlikely.
Show your bookmarked tweets now bro, we can't be doing that, sorry.
be doing that one. There was a small deadlock patchy I saw that. They buffed Apollo a little
bit they nerfed graves nerf silver nerf
McGinnis nerf pocket
I
Re-downloaded second God save me volume warning
Well, where's he going? That's a thing
That's something only bear players know and that you find out like two years into the game that you could do this
And then you you Texan, Harada in Michael Murray. Oh my god
I'm texting Michael
But where's he going is that golden Freddy
You know what I will share another podcast peak clip must you
You know, new Gatorade flow, all the flavor with it,
All the flavor would reduce.
That's so stupid.
That's so fucking stupid.
Smart.
And it's Golden Gregory!
Why am I vis- oh I randomed Viscous.
Did you play security breach?
Yeah I did.
I played every
While I want to say every but I played every fnaf game. I think except for fnaf 3
There's maybe some fnaf games I didn't play but
Skip the best one no, I don't think fnaf 3 kind of looks like ass
Thanks for the late night come I have my favorite one is sister location
I don't like I don't know still occasion was pretty good
good. Yo, Kola Kelly is the 5 month majestic beast thanks for 20 bits, appreciate it bro.
animatronic I ain't got I ain't got one bro sorry man
I ain't got one bro. Roxy and it's not close
some people say toy chica is bad with it
I
Am not some people I'm just what I've based on what I've heard okay. I am not some people
When does he play the game and stop gooning? I'm not gooning. I'm not a fucking gooner, bro
How powerful's phantom strike on some characters
Fnaf fans also don't play their own games and think Fnaf 3 is the best on vibes alone
Springtrap is lucky nor a death nowadays
Or I keep getting this guy in my fucking game all the time. Best Grave build?
Why don't I have- oh I think that's a 5 ping. It's 75 ping, which means that'll be you.
Great. Great.
did super ever repair his sperm bro there's no repairing it's just broken it's
just fucking it's just broken man
sure let's walk oh I got a more ease with me
How do you know what lane you're in in this game?
What do you mean bro?
It auto-assigns you.
It auto-assigns you.
You can request a swap with people at the start of the game, while like you don't- there's
no like top lane, middle lane, like bot lane.
Like there isn't League or whatever.
Yeah, there's no like set roles in that way.
Oh my god, we're getting fucking down in this lane.
This is disgusting.
Looking to pressure this guy off here though.
Alright, where did my health go?
Wait guys, his flash broke, where's my health?
We're gonna need an early gank I think.
Or we're fucked.
My mo is in alert, my mo is in.
Oh jeez, this is gonna be rough bro.
I
Was trying to kill the killer for him. He just died like what do you want for me? Oh
My god, we're getting fucked
Oh, we have to shove this wave.
It's not a debate.
We have to shove this wave.
I'm not asking.
What the hell was last going?
I could, I could, I could!
I'm a pussy.
I'm not gonna, we're gonna hit the knot again.
There's Venator, who does he think he is, bro?
This game is fun, but it's way too chaotic for me.
I mean, it's a hard game, but I think you learn the more you play it, obviously.
Dude, my model bouncing up out of the ground made me miss the fucking...
Why didn't I any of those?
Bro, this EU ping is what it is.
And I'm only a splash.
Bro, this is just disgusting what's happening to us here, I hear.
Dude, I mean...
Can you even blame me, guys?
But what it's worth I swapped into this lane by the way don't forget that I did
Somebody else a favor
My mom is so poor
I'm gonna go for both fuck it
We gotta make it so we did this in the drastic here to win this game. I'm also my gank yellow
Let's take out Lash.
Let's take out B-Bump and go in and see what you can do with it.
Where's my team?
Where's my team?
Whatever.
I'm out of here.
My mo is dead again.
Alert, alert. We're gonna lose Blue Guardian.
huge super raga tape
Hmm is this my fault was that a bad game?
It's chill no one's toxic yet love that
But how's my most old poor?
Yes, three deaths. How's that even possible?
These are flaming any for this game
Oh, we're so fucked.
Honestly?
Let it be how it is, fuck it.
Ouchie.
Okay, he's better than 6k and pounding me
Well, what is Moe doing?
Well, I know I was his lane partner, but like 2.9k 0 and 4 like is that on me guys
Please don't come here, says my rave.
This is tough.
A little scared of Venator.
Please don't die while I'm reloading.
I think I could kill this guy if I had some fucking nuts, but no one is showing on the
map so I'm scared.
You guys scale late?
Is this true?
Did we scale?
How is he losing to the most honest character ever, the Lash?
Well, somehow it's 8 minutes in the game and my mode doesn't have all of it yet.
Do you know what that means?
Is he just running around collecting boxes?
Please don't come to kill me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
She low.
I would TP in, but...
So someone's going to get green, right?
I would TP in but...
So someone's gonna get green right?
Dude, how was that missi-
Ah, my ass?
Also, I am on Drifter, which really sucks for... I fear.
My bad.
Harry's nothing.
There you go.
I'm not lashin' a little low.
I got plus three for that, though.
First.
I can't miss that too, bro. Oh, I'm so pathetic. I mean, I can help you, right?
To me! To me, Dynamo! Is he at his two? Where's my two? Oh my god, my cop got carried.
Oh my fucking god, oh my fucking god
Are we fucked
Honestly, I think we are calm on there's the golem, you know why cuz I'm on drift
So does that need
2,500 health at 11k. Yeah, I know he has fucking fortitude, but like, can we talk about that, or...?
use it all if I was a dynamo I saw all this guy I saw the water from dynamo
I'm hitting him. I have no damage. I mean, we kill this guy for sure. Maybe we don't
Actually, I don't I don't know. I don't know anything guys. I don't know anything about this game
That lash has aura does he
I mean he's no super TF flash, but
It's okay, I'm about to get a big power spike here, check me out.
out of here, out of here bro, slow bullets, burn, oh my god I'll learn, I'll learn, I'll
Learn you just think about a learn good
Guys anybody's counting I have zero objective damage right now
I'm not sure we can't contest.
I mean they just need to be pocketed.
What if this one give it up?
I guess so. We're just giving it up?
Aw jeez Louise.
Go for this steel. Yeah man.
That's gonna work out.
What the hell I do have max
Huge actually huge
Bigly I'm boosting
What I really just have a new earn is like the finals because that game is shit
Like the finals. Wait, how does the finals work again? I played that game.
I kind of forget.
Scratches my arm.
Can I kill you?
I'm not a big fan of how there's two of them here.
My race can't die right now.
If she dies, it is a colossal disaster.
Hmm.
I'm going to exit till here, I'll be fucking sick.
Okay, so she really missed her hole, and I missed mine too, and then I'm dead.
Alright.
That was really good for me, I played that really well.
They still have two guardians up.
I really want to get some death damage so that when the game ends it doesn't say zero
That's really embarrassing. Hold on
Okay, nerf bebop nerf bebop I've seen enough
Fuck
Guys, I just don't play broken characters as it is I
Mean we do have a 17k viper
I've heard that oh great a fed
I think it's Gen.D and Diet Doctor Shep and Fanderlop and Justvev, Shmilok and Dray3.
Will go run earned with Viper, please ult.
I feel like you would love Wraith, bro.
I played Wraith for the, um, the Ornament Challenge, the Holiday Challenge, and I thought
She was actually maybe the most boring character in the game besides me in this.
Give me one point in this.
I've made it for my farm.
Bro graves is so fun. I don't care. I actually don't care
Make fun of me all you want Graves is fun
And I won't be convinced otherwise
All right, Erna's in 30
I need one more soul. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Game and just want to say that was the most dog shit take ever
I
Was a comeback
There's someone here
What's my dad am I doing flash has no
This is my fucking to you on him you know what?
Bro, Celeste is impossible to kill.
Like, okay.
She's fucking gone, bro.
My dynamo should be here for the fight.
I mean...
Demolition time!
Demolition time!
I don't know why my mom went in.
That was just ass.
We should have backed up.
Well, if we get the earn there, then we just ran it down.
Why not just back up?
Am I crazy?
Oh, that's not supposed to be like new urn. Okay. I actually are they over using the punch gimmick?
I don't know bro.
I love you superman.
They need a new mechanic? I might.
Wait I need to save. I need to save. I need to save. I need to save.
No way she can't live.
huge I got that assist
I need to make a low hp
I'm so slow
I need to get in there
okay flash is broken
we all see this right
I'm helping fucking extra region. No, that's battle vest fucking extra region
No one saw that
Like I don't know I don't see
wait
Imagine if I was good at the game though for a second
I
Still going flash look at the unicorn. Yes trophy clicker lash
You
Yes, I need duration extender bro pull back
oh geez who's in my calico she's just dead I mean I think this is winnable I do
know flex lot like pretty bad though if not we're gonna stop great the weighted
Here
There's three or four mid
Yeah, it's our last Walker as well
What this guy's issue the people what the fuck
I don't like I don't like this fight. I hate this fight. I hate this fight. I hate this fight. Oh my god
I hate this fight so bad
You think my dynamo is go to they can fucking to us out of the lash hole
I'm scared look at this fucking
Oh God
Bro was I not around the truck there?
Did I just get view pinged?
I swear I was around the truck
Damn it now there's gonna go mid
I'm mad that's so bad man
Max bowl
my fault I guess my fault okay so why can you just call magic doorman and
Carp and I'd be about to poke. Can we talk about that?
We're gonna fire it.
I almost want to boost green here and just in for this walker.
gonna do I should have I think
stock is work
I need flex slots man oh we're black hole in this
why should be there cuz I need I need I need to
I mean this guy has to die, right?
Okay, that's awesome.
I'm too weak, guys.
I'm too weak and small.
How about juggernaut? Call it a day
You know
It's a toughie a little bit I can't lie guys question. Why does my Maurice not have this 3,800 green spike?
Yeah, I think Drift is really bad in like the current earn.
But, I like playing him, so it doesn't matter.
He's had a bad lane partner.
Ohhhh!
How come they're not making the noise when they get killed?
The troopers!
Dammit!
I swear there's something I really this is winnable though I'm saying
No way this song is this long it's literally ending and guess what I'm restarting it now because you mentioned it
Also love this song so
I mean, they're almost out of rejuice.
Okay, realistically, I honest to God, I think this game is winnable.
Bro, I guess I'll have to just get weighted shots like, I can't buy shit.
I guess me getting hooked lost us the game. I just really think I was around the fucking
wall. I almost want to go back and bother you that and someone tell me how I got. How
Where would you both fight there anymore, Ones?
Moron!
Can I just play my...
My Maurice this game?
This is almost up.
Yep, sorry bro.
I mean is it still wonderful am I allowed to say that?
Really?
All a dynamo needs is a six man black hole.
True.
Is that a way of cheat death?
He has a refresher?
No one stopped him.
Not bad.
Smart.
Are we best friends?
Probably not.
Sorry bro.
I mean, wait, wait, wait, we're winning.
You're so fucking weird, Bobblehead, bro.
and go to my mark
If you need to stand and stop at him
Sonic's too loud, shut up Sonic
Fuck, I gotta get active
I gotta sit in the base
Okay, get away from me
I
Was actually a good buy bro. I was on the slot challenge, so
Wait guys, I don't know what I mean, but I'm I'm looking at some things here and
You should really not go sp- I think this build is actually good though.
new melee drifter I think is kind of big. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't
go pee. Bro, I don't think he's good. I think Drifter's bad. I'm gonna be honest. Like,
he's too hard for earn fight. He has nothing for earn fight. Like Drifter's fucking strength
is obviously like fighting people 1v1 and catching people that are caught out and chasing
them down but in this game there's a fucking teamfight every a long teamfight every six minutes
so
i mean my mode did run it down but
i'm gonna go pee how about that
Guys, I burnt my tongue. Did I say that already? I don't remember.
Why? I didn't do it on purpose, bro. It just happened. What do you mean why? I didn't intentionally
fucking barn my tongue smart hi super how is Billy this patch
smart
uh how is Billy I think Billy's pretty good
What is local.app check?
Is that a fishing site?
What is that?
Deadlock, Rural?
Oh, what?
deadlock world oh my god no fucking way no no no no no no no no paintbrush you
gotta get out of my fucking lane bro you need to get the fuck out of my lane
bucko what's the lore this guy's a stream sniper and he pisses me off yeah
I'm a stream sniper right right good one that's weird I don't I don't see
blood wick in the slobby I'm surprised you're here
that was really funny bro thank you bro I can't wait for you to ask me to get
you from the airport and we're calling a bomb threat on your flight
I'm gonna send the hard R to you bro not gonna do that not gonna do that
something's wrong with this paintbrush guy
Get a wipe before you talk to paintbrush like that bro, he doesn't have a wife either okay Billy the goat
He says it all the time
I have known for this let's hear it. Okay. Let's not guys
Guys, let's let's let's just chill out everybody like a nice chill game
Yeah, I've got low-fi on in the background y'all are how to stress me out
We have a stressful lane fight tonight.
I like some posy vibes.
Me personally.
First time of the game.
Yeah, cause I got flogged first, so yes.
Nice.
Why the hell is the team rush here, man?
Set a bar, set a bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar!
Yeah, fuck em up!
Did anyone else hear that?
Yeah, hello? Did I like how it happened?
Yeah, hello.
Super Wobbies really are real, huh?
No.
Yeah, that's weird.
Wait, that's you?
Where is this Super?
No.
We're lost, though.
I don't believe that any of y'all don't know that.
There's no way y'all motherfuckers act like this.
I don't believe this.
Me? Yeah, I actually do.
Every single one of you.
I don't believe this.
I
Would this all right, I'll tell you this right now
Spot look at me up look me up on you know cheesy underscore. Oh you I ask you know on
Not twitch
All right, I do a lot of real estate stuff
slumlord no my parents love me dude super lobby on the why cuz I never
increased my rents and I actually take care of my properties oh yeah I don't
actually look at the house if you want to help them out that's super is that
true good cage good cage depends where it is in Los Vegas of course fucking
The last base is discussed, why do you live there?
What?
Dude, look up Knoxville, Tennessee, and then you'll be like, okay, I get it, Knoxville.
She's low.
Right next to the University of Tennessee, bro, you're literally just with all the beautiful
ladies, all the southern bells.
That's not predatory.
All the young women.
All the single ladies.
All the single ladies.
All the single ladies.
You know we're playing a game of deadlock.
Can we lock it?
I am.
Dude, I'm fucking with you.
I'm fucking with you.
I'm fucking with you.
I'm fucking with you.
Like deadlock lock in
I got it back. I got it back. I got it back
Like the game oh geez
You're gonna come flying in
I'm just gonna leave and reset this VC is disgusting. You can have it. Listen bro. I'm just trying to play some deadlock guys
I don't know which one for me. I don't control
The people that appear in my lobbies
I'm just coming up. I'm gonna go for the right one. I hope there are many got that. Yep.
Uh, Vinn's going for the left. It's huge. We're all about to actually huge.
I see Krill. I'm messing around. Someday.
I was fucking chody guys annoying
I don't even know what's going on in Europe
In those lobbies, I gotta be honest
We're gonna swap, we'll sketch
No, not yet bro, 600 more
It's just nice, I gotta get out
I
What about neither
I wonder that's called the quantum blunt by the way, yeah, yeah
A blunt it's not something to smoke
That really makes me a poor old sad a poor old why god
Like 500 games coming coming coming
Yeah, but you want me for the more forward and then you can open me. Yeah, yeah, they're both very low
There's strings nice
Man thank God he's done playing shit
Hp, bro. You know super. I'm gonna leave you for a sec. All right
The paradox scouting
Careful and try to hit you super
Our turn I'm ready
The neutral cancer just like looking off to the side like where they're looking at bro. Yeah, I stick it
Yeah, thanks for the game. Yeah
What are they looking at we're curious guys
What am I doing
I think paradox is here on us
I'll be right
I want to say hello.
Sorry about...
No, it's nothing you did.
Your paradox is left.
What?
Come here, come here.
I don't want to take their centers, maybe.
He's on shot.
I don't really want to...
Play back with ult, believe me.
That's so great. Give me a kill if I actually got that off.
And escape with my life.
I missed your last knife, so that's nothing.
I can't...
Alright, you can back up yet.
Kind of greedy for me.
Who's ready to see me be easy?
Can you get the shield?
There you go.
He's going...
What's going on, bro?
Dude, this haze is not missing her shots, bro.
No shotgun, no shotgun.
Run!
I'm out.
I ran, I ran.
Wait, we got a gank, bro, we got a gank.
I'm coming on.
I'm moving on, I'm moving on.
Huge huge my water was here in a few seconds. You know what they are you know I'm saying true
Oh my god
You guys know I have a bachelor's degree. Oh, so do I blow a dedication of cities house. I have money on English
Actually
Everybody in this lobby discuss
over in I'm out paintbrush included sounds good I have BS and comps I
unemployed fucking degree and get worse you throw that stake at and you have to
be a slumlord yeah that's the goal yeah I'm gonna all this this fucking into the
Yep.
Goodbye, Vindica. Nice knowing you.
Did she have fun?
Yeah, that looked fun.
Let's push blue.
Let's push blue while this fin's gone.
That's what it was like to play against the S-Hawk after you were gone.
Yeah, okay. Good job, bro.
That's what it was like to play against the LA Valley in 2023.
I
Dare you yes. Oh shit. I'll be a pocket
No one's gonna be found out the fact that I messed up my slide like five times there, right?
Where is the beast?
Yeah
Are you sure near asshole by the way? Yeah, you can see it again
But you just DM me send it now with the hell
You can have this labor I'm gonna go wrong my phone
Does anyone else want green so my minute doesn't have to sideline hell. Yeah
Wait, then who's taking yellow
I'm gonna believe I'm not with you super. I need a recurring gargoyle. Come on. I need it
It's what I'm doing a pit stop of their sinners right now
Oh fuck me I just got game banged by the poor old
I'm probably dead knock his ass out
Blue boys now!
They've taken our green party.
Uh, urn.
Get in the hole!
Come back blue, honestly.
How do we know what side of spawn's on now?
It's always yellow, always, always, always, and it goes to their side yellow.
I'm here blue, I'm here blue.
What the hell?
That sucks that guy, that sucks to that guy.
Alright we're in here, we're in here.
We're sleeping.
Wait Billy, we need to go yellow dude.
I am.
I know why I'm honest, thank you
Hey, is this guy always good to have over communications?
Thank you, thank you
Shit
You guys saw that shit?
Well you guys gotta be careful
I'll be there in like 15 but
Coming over
I'm dying, I gotta drop it
Let's pick up Haze
Yeah, I'm going Haze
They don't need me there, do they?
She's out, here's her though.
I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying. Just fight it.
We need someone to melee.
We're not going to be there in time out.
We got this!
He was low, he was low.
There's one.
No way up next.
The same as his like he fucking hates me bro.
Woo!
That looks fun.
Alright right here.
Now.
Maybe flipable.
I can turn, I can turn.
It may be flipable.
Um, see I'm gonna take this one first actually.
Actually.
I'll hover.
I'll hover.
W hover.
You
Oh
No one's looking at this don't perceive me right now. I don't want to be perceived so don't perceive me
Thanks, bro.
Oh, this song is pretty good, no?
Buffs are about to spawn.
So hover this shit, get my buff.
I'm about to knock the haze off a fan randomly, so the 12 and then every six minutes right another survival buff max win
And then nerd so we never just take this to
Says latch so they sink on 30 minutes guy yay
lash cosplay then
Um
Wash if you don't like
wasn't listening to you so I said again okay cool if I die it's on you oh she's
going she's going I'm sorry growling she left I might grab
yeah maybe he's probably gonna be going out for me I'm sorry you are my gross
speed
Is this good kind is this greedy to stay here with the bag
Indicator
Poor vindicta poor poor poor vindicta. You can probably agree not about no
We're gonna have to
This is warden time to feed a 1k bag no no no no no no
You know, I probably could have got back for me, honestly.
But it's joe.
I'm not pushing up to go die to the fucking venator, hello?
The haze might be lurking with ult nearby, like you never know what would happen.
Vendicta stakes me, Paradox swaps me like it's so much so easy to die.
Another victim, another victim.
Coming.
Grave wall of China.
Where'd she go?
Her mind.
You ain't need me.
Show me all how it's done.
Copy that.
That's a big wall. I see him.
Yeah, I can open the restroom, maybe.
Little team.
I think we save ult if it's 1 minute per urn
Oh, he's behind you, he's behind you, he's behind you
She must leave
Maybe we waste ult there
No, it was a bait
Oh my god
Alright
Huge
Actually, max max
Paradox, paradox, paradox, paradox
Did we get paradox, midbox?
Oh my god, you got paradox
What?!
He fucking altered he altered he altered he altered
Come one bullshit game by the way
Dude that's so insane
I down dad
When the pink I will actually that should have been a fucking old we all saw the start-up animation for it
Fuck it
Give me out of here
That's one of them.
There's a haze like right on me, so I'm gonna get out of here.
Uh oh.
I'm coming over here, don't give Zero Deaths, don't lose it.
She's on me, on me here, on me here.
She can't fight me, she can't fight me.
Plusy.
Wait, I'm dead.
She probably stank the urn, we have better ults in the fight.
We have the ults?
Look at my position.
I guess we have to begin as a whole.
Yeah.
That's why I like we should get it.
I mean, my ultimate's 25, so.
That's perfect.
It's that low?
OK, sure.
OK, he's here.
Yeah, she is here.
She is here somewhere.
Hold on.
Everyone hold.
I'm going to clear mid real quick and have speed.
Yeah, I'm boosting up real.
I'm boosting up real quick.
Let me show y'all how it's done.
I'm coming over. We're gonna fight that shit.
We're gonna lose dream, but maybe we'll just shovel it after.
It's fine, I think it's worth it.
Let's go, go, go, go.
Let's turn off some night.
Okay! Okay!
It's an ox following me under a veil.
Kill me?
There's no way I've been repairing my light.
Hit boss, start chasing.
Alright, I'm done.
Sure.
Holy man.
I'm gonna grab this cast and go for it.
Hit boss.
I'm so low though.
This is like kinda scary.
Just don't back.
Oh, okay.
Get a shotgun.
I'll try and punch first, hopefully.
I'll punch, I'll punch.
Okay, good.
Oh, the eyes didn't even get green.
Good, good, good, good.
She got scared and no one was behind.
Good, good, good.
Oh, she's getting out of there.
I don't need an unstop next item.
She's still scared.
She's still scared.
She's scared of no one.
I think I do.
It is kind of didn't know read you heels only of the first punch heels. That's why I said
let me punch first. Because I wanted to heal a little fun fact for you. Let's do it. Let's
stop
proud of me
I'm on the way have my all I hope and it comes for you. I hope she does
That'd be a big mistake
She has no stamina
Oh my god
Also, if I get max ult before I fight...
Chopperly. I'm gonna boost onto you right now.
Well, I'll trade you. I'll trade you.
One point.
Shoot on pussy.
You shit, bro?
You too, bro.
Wow, then killin' the walker!
Wait, someone's gonna play as a dead teller the demons are coming.
They killed the other walker so this one got more fuckin' health bro.
Brought me hit by the walker a minute.
Goodbye. Purchase an item.
I'm doing alright bro, thanks for asking.
how are you doing juice my team's fighting I guess I should go help
that slams on cooldown no no no no we're out of here pull back this is bad I
hate this I hate this we should get the fuck out
relax slow-inspired to reference relax
45 seconds per earn you save your old I have max old wave on stop so we should
get active on this arm perhaps I got refresher free then
do against the last do I need refresher just another day I'm glad you're my cut
out something for you to say thank God Jesus Christ I wanted to hear you we
should probably throw paintbrush and do a song you were just like looking in the
mirror yeah pretty handsome hello dude yep oh yeah
how did that slam not hit either these guys I kind of fist me off not fuck any
real quick my balls every time you look at your other monitor super you're
staying yourself on OBS I'm not actually I don't have OBS I just I just knew you
are I just know you are by the way I can take a picture right now I'll take a
picture my screen right now chat
Actually, I think I have something sitting there. I can't show you guys. I have some papers on my desk. I can't show you
Just
Where'd you toss them on the fucking wall
Grab her! Grab her! Grab her!
I'm going for it.
We should run this, I think. We're on two. I'm going for it.
I also have ult again, so...
I also have ult. These guys do not win this.
Ooh, that was tough.
They definitely don't win this.
No echo shard either? Okay, we're good.
I'm gonna echo shot on the paradox, you don't understand for it.
I'm boasting down.
Oh, I don't think you need me, I'm gonna go push up blue.
Come down!
Come on business!
Watching!
God, I love my job.
Time to farm on my team's sieges.
They got that.
Wonderful done, wonderful done.
I'll go back and kill this Kairos if she tries to go for base.
Why?
This guy's?
Actually, my parent might.
I'll be bouncing all over the battlefield.
I might be able to stay at home.
We might be able to stay at home.
35 seconds, I don't even want to do it with me at first.
I don't even want to die now.
We're completely secure, you know?
I'm down.
I'm not dropping.
Wait, I thought you were going to drop first.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
While we didn't drop.
Wait, why are we not dropping?
Jesus Christ, you guys are trolls.
Wait, we actually just fell by so hard.
For that call, I swear.
No, that was actually a terrible call.
No, I said what I didn't say to drop everything. I just mentioned it
Wait, that's actually we should have a hundred percent dropped. Oh my god, that's so bad
Yeah, we should
My god Billy just practice skull
I got comboed.
That's carry.
That's one of my many good minutes.
Oh.
Oh, he's getting caught.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, he's still in my kill.
No closer than it should be.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Look closer this is my first death to oh my god, I'm gonna fucking report everyone on the steam
Nice now we can drop maybe and then they'll all respawn really fast the way I
Have all I think we should stand
Sounds good to me
We seem to have lost all of my health
now it's a
No, no, bro, okay, don't they have no they only have to all three all time
That's three three three all take all of them
Each
I
See it, bro
This is my moment
Too easy too easy
I
Shit shit, should I play some shit? What do we think?
Yeah guys, I don't think it's a build issue when I play SHIV, I think it's a pilot issue.
I want some thoughts on this though.
see what bro huh production oh yeah we someone like this earlier
how did that happen how did this happen how did this happen how did this happen
Pineapple is a Timon Prime boopin' dupes and rice ball and Rui and juice, thanks guys.
There's a lot of enemies in EU for a shift game, like clockwork.
And Fyndam is on my team, almost on Thanos, on Abrams.
Like clockwork, man, why does this always happen?
I mean Abrams, Thanos, same thing, bro.
Who has a better burn fight?
I think we do, I think?
Damn it!
Suck shatters.
Yo.
Yo, tie-dye-tie?
That's the 30 of them prime side, bro.
Unbelievable bro.
I'm gonna build bro.
So what is this like relic that he carries by the way that gives him rage?
Like, what is that? Do I know lore-wise what that thing is?
Also, why is everyone in the Bachelor Society missing their right arm?
They chop it off when you join, is that real?
I mean I believe it, cause they're all missing it.
Cause Talon's missing his, Calico doesn't have hers, and Shiv doesn't have his right
arm.
They're all missing their right arm.
I'm gonna break a fucking chair
Cheers 15 months of all day. No thanks double back
Like date me I mean, yeah, I said no, thanks
Oh
Yeah
I can't miss that
I hate how fucking pathetic shiv's gun feels.
I actually hate it.
Everything else about shiv is nice, but he's fucking gone.
So compare ships going to pockets guns.
Like hello.
OK.
Beee dee.
He trip us out.
Use this movement for fun.
Ultimate that. Give me that.
Can you shittie wall bounce IRL? Yeah, kinda.
You wanna see it?
One unit of my favorite flesh tuber.
Oh, you've gotta hit that knife, brother.
At least, Dino.
I got one, I could have got two I think, but...
What?
I didn't tap it on his forehead.
I think it's on since it's...
One.
If anybody wants to shoot her!
Fucking silver, bro.
nice fucking flask
they're calling it the worst movement of all time
Discuss
Just know that I'm about to pin one right into you
Give me up here pull back I mean you just won't really
I
Wait w movement or what
How big do you think bedlock is going to be when it releases. I mean that's an impossible question to answer
I mean, I think it's already pretty like a lot of people really fucked up the art style and a lot of the characters and
Oh
This is the end.
Give me out of there.
I'm out of me.
I feel what that feels.
Thank you, bro.
And this double doesn't feel special?
I mean, yeah, I think this game is pretty solid, honestly.
it honestly bird out bird out
I'm a big fan before you got an early star I think they really lost a lot
yeah you heard me
I can't miss that. It's just so pathetic and embarrassing.
We get solo here.
There's a far more rage though.
They're good.
Did you come yellow?
They're trying to come yellow.
Collicle coming yellow, huh?
We're gonna let it.
Aye, but it-
Like, why does he do this, bro?
Why does he act like this on EU servers?
Fucking femdom, bro.
Who is this in chat?
Fucking reveal yourself now.
We're all fendom?
We're all fendom?
Guard out. Probably going blue.
Could go yellow.
I
No, you were cooking you got cheated on how did that not execute?
Wow
Oh
No, it's okay because I get warden be a huge pick
damn bro I can't believe that
what he is in so deep I say worth it
is it worth it to give a solo kill to
I mean to silver
Me out of there, yeah, I'm big well not really but kind of we'll get there
Oh, they won it again.
What the heck's really used over there?
Why would she dash there, Peter?
Wait, so there's no one on that shot.
Oh my god, that's...
Um, okay.
She would have been dead.
The server is one in the back.
I know.
She's really low.
And then I can die.
Yo, so when I dove, how come you backed up on me?
Um, I didn't.
Oh, you're out the stairs though.
Well, now I am.
we'll just lie a little bit
I'm gonna say L.K.O.M.S
nope, not dying
wait I think Shib just wants you to get a haze
that's fine
alright you should take sideline
Calico's one
That's a one
She's still one all the way behind church
And the other bitch
Wait, hey sleep I thought that was their haze cuz I heard a sleep I thought it hit me
But it was just a stone in the blood
Just proc ready I did
Oh, no, there's still birdar boxing on yellow.
Oh, you're still fighting?
I might have it.
You're still here?
Let's get active.
I'm going in!
Two for two, you love me.
Two grand.
Maybe.
That's a good one.
I'm with you.
Okay, we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
With you
Okay, we get him
You didn't carry through me
Suppressors kind of troll and you guys put a button
Not only suppressor stroll
I will take spirit shield in here first, eek, don't like that, can we even do this with
but instead
yeah he will be in town
im coming
good pro
tomorrow quick thing
we should ascend it
That was fun. I had a lot of fun there. Who slowly hatched me? The fucking paradox.
That was so much fun.
We all love newer yes all of us by the way
What I like most damage from there. I like you
Who are you bro, you
Who are you in twitch chat tell me now I am dumb you can call me dumb for sure
If you really want to get technically you can call me femme
You want my twitch name? Yes, bro. Aaron underscore and then it's a BUH, buh, buh.
What's your twitch name, shit? Twitch.tv slash Clint Stevens.
I
Don't know who I am bro, it's a little parasocial
I'm
That's a good one, bro.
That's a weird, bro.
I'm gonna pull up, too.
Nice.
Hey, can we kill this?
This Venator is one of me.
I'm gonna walk at this room.
Oh, you got through here.
I'm coming.
I have to go green.
Oh, you got it?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go blue.
I kill him.
That was good.
I'm gonna kill him.
That was good.
Great.
She was a wolf.
And the wolf is kind of bad with it.
I gotta go.
Yeah.
I'm gonna find you.
Shit.
I'm gonna find you.
I'm chilling.
I'm chilling, Warden's behind us, you're on D4 right now.
Guys I'd be the biggest noob if I bought like superior stamina and shit, just to have
fun and like leave more.
I think it's their comp, we just go this...
This bush.
Nooooooooo!
I hit that knife, I dive him there hard.
I just can't though.
I feel like I should not be on the side lane as shit.
Yeah, Hazer, Wraith want this yellow lane by the way, so I could go do stuff.
No.
Oh, fucking mind.
How much hit?
Duh.
I'll get a little bit closer to attack.
Actually so good on that row you can hold that
Mystic shot, I don't know how I feel I mean I know it's good for building rage, but
Well earn fight
Alright fight.
I see priest.
Priest.
We must deliver the earth safely.
We love new earth.
Yep.
All of us by the way.
time to pull out the big guns slash slash I tried to be nice yeah
fuck it I like that call scum is
I have a good rage bill I need to go and get some more if I can
Oh
It's over
We get green again. We actually keep trading a walker for an earn
Yeah, I'm down I'm down
I mean
That's my fault there
I don't know if I just went on buffing it.
Buffing it.
Buffing it.
No one stops me.
I don't know how that...
Okay!
You know...
Sorry, I thought it would have been huge on me, but...
I saw
How do I get better you're the goat king never put yourself down
Shit
Oh look who's back over here on fucking yellow lane by the way how this happened
Noticing my side lane does not have a permanent occupant on the right side?
I'm fucking rich.
You are Wemby on Shiv?
Is this true?
I'm itchy the bugs are on me
You can't hide forever.
The bugs are on me I can feel them.
I can put the bugz in watch you somebody will come the next way.
I can kill them maybe.
Yeah I can.
Yeah I feel them in the building.
I love the thing there.
Oh you gotta get up on the right one.
I have slow packs I'm going.
And you grab right.
And grab green.
No one is down.
I got that.
Yeah.
I already have it.
no one's out there.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
every thousand
we are all femdom
holy fuck that warden scott
ah
where is he going?
the walker is at the walker
i don't know if it's a kill walker angle
Can I say that?
You can kill it, please.
Yeah, I'm not.
Bro, shit.
Shit's moving might be too good.
I don't know.
I don't know, guys.
Shit's moving might be too good.
Not bad, two walkers.
Make sure you stay close to the middle of the street.
Yeah, yeah, I'm listening.
They're on it?
Yeah, they're on it, I'm gonna flip.
I'm up in 5.
I'm gonna buy a Reverb, but I gotta go.
They don't silver off a little bit.
4, 4, 4, 1, 2, 3, 2, come, come, come.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going in.
They're playing, they're playing.
Get the...
Oh, I'm dying.
Oh, one of them are above me, mate!
No, I thought I could get him if I had reverb before the fight started, but I had to go to the fucking fight.
Is this level?
I'll take you all on!
What a low one on the mid boss.
This could be a pretty tough one.
Well, I'm up in 20 though.
If you can live, you can fight.
Oh no.
How much health is on the mid boss?
How is she still on the fucking floor?
I
That's over just that name for the value damn bro if I had my fucking two in time
If I had mystic reverb in time bro, I actually kill everybody
But I had to go they were on it. I probably got a huge affliction. Oh
She's a SNA macro for me. I could have been ready in time. I think
We doing her and I mean I have reverb
Probably not sure. Yeah, it's not come back. It's hard. Bye
Then get this I think this venerator is going for the survival buff actually
Don't look my good
Eat that shit, pussy.
Where's my heal booster? I don't have it.
Sorry.
Don't get mad at me, please.
Don't worry, guys. I'm only gonna start getting toxic if we lose one more fight.
That's great.
Go back. I'm gonna just kill him.
Yeah, I have to rage.
No, it's not worth the loot.
How we protect it?
That's precious.
If you die, where do they go to get our bikes?
We're gonna say it's wall breaking, so we're kinda chilling.
And they keep my rage up for now. Oh my god. Oh my god
What do I need
Maybe
My bro, I just don't get this character, man. I don't get it. I must be the worship of all time
Love in this game, bro, you're my favorite streamer you mean that
You actually mean that bro
They're fighting blue water right now, what's happening here?
W movement?
W movement?
Don't die, don't die again.
Only 45 seconds left.
I don't fight that, I don't fight that.
Wait mommy's coming.
I don't know.
I don't want to be after you.
I said mommy's coming when he's all silver.
Yeah, it's fine.
They're trying to die guys.
They're trying to die.
They're trying to die.
They're trying to die.
What's up with you?
What's up with you?
I'm not gonna get that.
Dude, solo American, thank you bro.
I'm gonna be 20.
Okay, I'm gonna be 40.
I'm gonna be 40.
I'm gonna be 40.
I'm gonna be 40.
I'm gonna be 40.
Okay, I have to be on...
Let it end in soon.
Very soon.
Going in soon.
Now, now, now!
Very afflicted, very afflicted.
Sarah? Wait.
We're making a movie right now.
Can we kill Silver? Kill Silver, please.
Where?
I'm going to reset her ult, yeah I don't know if we can kill her, oh she reset her ult,
Oh
My guys am I just ass
On your plan we buy six disarming hexes, and she can't play the game for 30 seconds. It's good idea. I don't hate that idea
You decay
Decay on the silver or or venator or warden would be pretty good. What if I get what if I innovate and I go siphon bullet shit against their car?
What's actually massive when mid zip one
We should run
Yeah
No skill bar dead, yeah yeah yeah
Pick it up
That's crazy, please don't die
I'll just pick it up now for you
I'm insta running it
Look look look look look, get this
TP TP
I'm gonna speed, I'm gonna speed
Inpittance
I'm speed
I'm speed
I'm speed
I'm speed
I'm speed
I'm speed
I'm speed
Wait, killing editor is huge here too
Which one I'm editor, mate?
I'm running
I'm just playing with you guys
I'm not on the map, I'm running out
I was three here
Yeah, just go in, go in
No
I will not be doing that.
Better do that, better do that.
Nice.
Let's go ship, let's go ship.
Yeah, wait, turn forward, turn forward.
I'm turning.
In the wall, we are all femdom.
I'll play a test.
We are so femdom in this bitch, this guy just said.
There's no way this guy's fucking playing into femdom, stupid ass shit.
25 seconds.
Yeah, we're good.
I think we just one can't make it know just one can't make it
Melted we're on that shit twin
On spawn let's go do I get e-shift on this character we all femt all
What do I just buy more resistance like
I
Get freaky and buy Scourge I don't even hate it though Scourge
I don't know where she went.
You're breaking shit.
What are you shooting about?
Wait, gunball?
Fun shit is kind of nice.
Actually, am I insane?
You see how fast I can fucking wait?
Witch mail?
Do we hit the witch mail here?
Not at the small post.
Do we hit the witch mail?
She's been dead there for him.
Someone try to get right down.
I kind of have a lot of gun damage though.
I have a lot of gun damage, though.
Fuck it.
There's three. I see three right here.
Fuck it.
Right, can you come after that with?
I like
What is you doing getting creative you wouldn't get it they're on me
I'm here to fight
Nice, he's dead nice.
Get back to him.
Is he mad at us right now?
Huge, huge, huge.
Fuck this.
Oh my god, I don't want to jinx it but something might be about to happen
We're actually split up
We're not wolf that's about to be done
No more wolf no more wolf look it's over. I'm much rather much wrong. Holy shit. Holy shit. We are a unit
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, it might happen it might happen I
Saw you in here
I'm too big. I'm too big. I'm too big.
We have no re-gears.
Just go shoot it!
Oh!
Shoot like that.
Wait, is it?
That's good.
GTN pit, GTN pit, GTN pit!
Coming, coming!
Venant, GTN pit.
Right there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I got exploded.
It's a 3D one, you got to win.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
I don't love my- HOOOLY, BRO!
Bro, I wanna look at my damage dealt stack, watch it spike at the very end.
Look at this spike here in the last five minutes of the game.
21k all the way up to fucking 40k at the end of the game in the last five minutes
Oh my god, look at slice and dice from 6,800 to 14k
You're a little too excited it's just a video game, all right my fault bro.
Rank check E4.
Bro you know what sucks about playing SHIB though?
It's kind of taxing on the wrist.
Like fucking right clicking around all the time bro?
He's taxing on the wrist.
How about you show some passion for the gym pork chop?
I'm 135 pounds.
We need pork chop.
Taking a piss real quick.
You still wear braces at night?
You mean my retainer?
Yeah, I do wear my retainer at night.
I do.
You're back.
I don't know if he knows I can bench press his body weight for rest.
Okay, you flirting with me
Like what the hell
Is it working might be big reds except I'm on prime solo American
They defied it says bro Sean benches and American they get the two on stuff as well, bro drop
Well, thanks to 16 on prime spider. Thanks. I threw my prime
Let's see if I can get a 7 game where I'm actually at a farm.
Let's see if I can get a 6 game, a 6-7 game.
It's gonna be like Calico, watch this shit.
Minaha!
Oh, we lost.
Go next.
Wait!
We actually lost.
Seven?
McGinnis!
Wait, we lost.
No, we lost.
We lost.
We lost!
Some lost and possibly some in the Alps.
I mean we, I mean, no they have the Sinclair!
Oh in front of school is that name, I don't know.
I have one to go to the mention there, but...
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Yeah, shivings that the pizza rolls next to A1 Prime, big reds next to the A10 Prime.
I
Leave your style locker and first you are legit second game over. That's crazy
Second game over Ram bro, he's in my last game
Nobody's trolling I
Mean we could win. I know you sit
I'm disgusting.
This lane is awesome.
McGinnis and Claire?
Like just fucking slap me across the face.
You put up a cosplaying Nino or Silver or still deciding?
I think I'm gonna be Nino, but let's see.
I don't know.
I think either Emeru or Xun are going to be silver, but we'll see.
Nothing is finalized yet.
pain battery is ready
hey
can we evade those boots or not?
yeah
kinda scary against the mechanics but
Okay, okay.
Whatever.
Interesting.
Just very, just very weird and fucking creepy.
Don't mind.
Okay.
Sinclair took hours, we took theirs.
We actually probably could have barred.
If I didn't get parried there, I could have hard committed to the, um,
But we would have killed me get us there
I'm gonna be fucking sick
How are we gonna deny this again this by the way
Like are we not embarrassed a little bit or what I
Also hate hate hate box running against me Guinness because then you get big you give her priority and then you just get fucked
So if you ask me why am I doing it?
So much better than taking the subway and my mom is taking away from me like a pig
wall character seems annoying I mean you're you're one of us bro you're one of us brother
Some res keeps takes it that is there are more disrespected main than the Guinness in this game
Yeah, we talked about that many a time on this
guys maturing is realizing mobile is not that bad
I'll say
Oh see big damage and stuff
It's my buff. It's my fucking buff don't go for that shit. Well who doesn't they are
I
Was first blood wow, I don't know why that thank guys and stuff like that
You have
I was literally one.
I don't have ult.
I'm looking so wrong.
Meena, sneaky top five most honest heroes.
I think about that as a mean up player myself
Come on yellow
Although they didn't recognize me this isn't even that good anymore. I'll give my verdict after this game
Oh shit, there's something.
Nice.
Got some scouts there.
They have shit on here for a bit.
My most back, thank god.
Thank god he's back.
Shooting to bro, shooting to her sucks because they fucking slow your fire rate and it just
makes me so sad.
Next time you have all I can save my right
I'm sorry man, I'm sorry
They both can walk up a little bit though, I'm not sure
Ooh, I denied that shit
Take that
A lead for me
I think we should have come for it.
I think we should have come for it.
Oh, wait, I didn't hear.
Go back!
Fucking make this!
Ah, it's low.
Back in.
Oh, nothing.
Oh
Fucking sing player. I didn't even think about the copy from Sinclair
I'm so sad
well played
Oh
trade I guess. Look at the shit. The game is coming on green.
I can take their shimmers. Was that too greedy? Probably too greedy.
Why does this anime girl have a Glock? What about Mena as an anime girl?
Can you expand upon that a little bit?
That's the devil's
And here's an equals anime, is that what it is?
Oh what the hell what's Shiv doing here? Hello? Shiv? We must farm out. We must farm out and get big and strong.
We must farm out.
What up bro?
Thank you bro, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I
Disgusting disgusting pig character actually disgusting fucking pig character, no
Well played
And like and like oh mama come ban toast anybody make it on that
Do we ban toast?
Go back to the lane
My Mina Haw is getting quite large.
Dan bro I was so close to killing her too.
If I had my rake I'd pray that she's just so dead.
The mouse, the peach mouse.
The mouse, the peach mouse.
The mouse, the peach mouse.
Oh great, urn is up.
What's my mode doing?
What's happening over here?
I need one more British.
No, for a cake, I'm great.
Me, there's nothing left by it.
Ow! Did he max ult? What the fuck?
Me, that's broken.
Oh shit, I got fucking pounded.
Holy fuck.
Alarm! 15k7!
Wow, I got fucking belated, that's crazy.
Uh, can we even fight this?
I guess we have to.
two three I do have all four earned but this seven is we are family on the
Thank you, bro
Wow
How will me fairly catching it?
Dude, just look at the Guinness!
No, the Nerf McGinnis!
Un-Nerf McGinnis, bro!
Oh my god!
Well played!
OH MY GOD!
WHAAAA! WHAAAA! WHAAAA!
Fuck you.
Alright, um...
Hmm...
I'm thinking here, guys.
I knocked down maybe an order.
Seven and McGinnis?
I knocked down maybe an order here.
Fuck whatever, I don't even care.
This is a little scary.
I have to be careful out here, unfortunately.
Oh, now we're gonna be so behind forever and the seven is just
farming the lane
Can we even kill him like if we jump him over there on green? I guess we have to try, huh?
Do you play with Nvidia G-Sync on?
On? I don't actually know. It's like so many different terms. I don't even fucking know how to do that.
Cause the seven's gonna be a problem. What do we do about this?
Okay, get those bags.
Honestly, worth worth straight.
That's worth.
Worse.
He said worse.
He's up almost 10k.
He said worse.
That is tough, actually.
That is tough.
What's happening here on yellow?
Can I help this on yellow?
Okay.
Okay.
It's tough actually.
That is tough.
What's happening here on yellow?
Can I help this on yellow?
Oh man! This isn't gonna be so disgusting.
How do we fight any urn? I don't even know
Are you ready to go deadlock bro if I want to get good at the I was trying to play seven this game
But I just couldn't that's how I get good
You play seven you play
McGinnis and you just fucking old on urn every fight and then the game bro. What do you want?
Graves did get nerfed, but honestly she's probably still good too.
Oh no.
They're gonna fucking dispel magic ready there.
Dude, they're still lurking around here.
gone right now okay where is anybody on my team
we should have been fighting
oh this is so bad
I think he should earn that.
This is so, so bad.
Do I even help this?
Like, like it's gonna begin it's all, oh man, oh man!
guys with his compacts is what can you do
I'm not enjoying watching this dishonest deadlock.
you next match I mean you got to be talking about their game though I think the three
people that I immediately typed in chat to be in the game might have been streams like
you think you're a little bit popular you think so yeah because when I play by myself
no one ever types in all chat and just like it's really friendly and voice chat it's
so weird when you're on my team everyone's talking and everyone's like what's going on
there a little weird huh yeah very strange
I
Don't be a tough one guy honestly, I just think it's like a huge pop gap and look at the fucking calm for an fight
Be vigilant she seeks another trophy. Yeah
I mean, they're gonna jump us here.
I can hold him.
I'm gonna ask you if he's alive.
I mean, he's just getting off of everybody.
Woo!
Gross, it's just gross.
I'll cut the game just kind of who has the better earn fight now that is a very big part of it
Yes, bro a large part of this game is now our fight
You're basically like throwing yourself into a wood shipper if you have a worse fight honestly
Very hard
The urn changes fucking suck. I'll say it. You can cancel me if you want. I don't care
That was tough as well actually
Oh jeez Louise.
Running at me.
Um
The current earn changes require this game to add a draft, you know, it's crazy as I actually think you're right
Like games are way more comp dependent now. I think than ever before
But I don't think I think a lot of people don't want draft right now
Especially because the game is still in like fucking beta or alpha, whatever
She's just dead though. Yeah, I'm coming green. I mean, the Sinclair doesn't have...
Oh, shit.
We're back up.
It's Sinclair.
Oh, shit, Sinclair, I'm dead.
I saw it on the map, I just uh...
You know what I think would be better?
Than a draft?
Well, no, that wouldn't even make sense to me, mind.
No, I thought about it for more than 2 seconds. My idea literally doesn't make sense.
Say it, no, it literally doesn't make sense.
I was gonna say just like allow each team to like ban a character and then play,
but like that doesn't make sense because how are you gonna like pick the characters if you're a bit like in a nut?
It's just a draft.
Because to have a ban you need to have it like as interesting as it makes sense.
I mean comp gap. What can you do I?
Did like half damage to seven
Oh
Guys
Maybe McGinnis needs more nerves, I'll say it
Maybe my Guinness needs more darts.
I mean bro, we got comp, we got comp gaped.
Toast, you had to have called for your team to run me down and spawn that one time, there's
just no way you didn't.
Also, my team wasn't there at all. Don't know what that was about.
Again.
You know what?
does avoid hero work you can choose a hero to ban but it's not like it's not guaranteed
I have McGinnis avoided it, it's not guaranteed.
How powerful stand-up is that? Some character is pretty strong, 4.
How good of a front-lighter is Warden 5?
How good of a carry is Warden 5? The character is broken, North Warden.
Hey, yeah!
Bro I looked at night shift today, can someone tell me why Warden had 5400 health before
He even had max boons
Let your rank have a breather cuing Celeste is dangerous
Honestly, I kind of wanted to try playing Celeste
Two years Wow, I never really understood twitch before I found your channel. Oh
Yeah, now how do you understand it?
Yeah, but I love to watch on stream. We'll see if I'm awake. We'll see bro. I'm not awake,
live. I'll be awake, I'm not live. What time is it, 5?
Well, Basil and Lemon, Vander and Gildor and Vistix and Dave before Sam
Huh?
Arch-Mother with his bare hands. I faded into nothingness. I hate that stupid shot bird
If you think about it king if you play Guinness you can't get her on the enemy team, bro
I'm not even kidding. I want to set like my priority characters to be like seven
seven McGinnis and
I don't even know who else
If I hit escape and I see please please oh my god it's gonna be seven again this we
don't have seven again it's they have two characters that haven't loaded in it's gonna
be seven again this flash I mean it's gonna be seven again it's it literally
He has to be 7 or McGuinness.
Why is this his name bro?
Can we get a different name?
Boorman.
No 7 or McGuinness.
Are they both banned?
Band?
Let's see, who's Band?
Whatcha look at the Band Heroes?
What a place.
So why does everyone not just have seven in a Guinness Band?
I'm gonna get it.
What up, bro?
What's going on, super?
Chillin', brother.
Ouch.
Oh, we'll see.
Rebottle.
Are we gonna be going Rebottle here?
Yeah, I tripped a nice little 10 PM ice cap.
I might have to use the washer and new zone above 5.
What?
What did you throw there?
Oh, last one.
He's got a burn Honestly in furnace I think it's decent
for an fight too but at least in furnace has to like get in there you know what I mean
Wow!
Yo, I'm just gonna back.
Fuck it.
Ha.
My lucky day.
Shit, that was close.
Shit, that was close.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
We'll go back three, two, one.
Let's go.
Ah, let me sleep.
It is job. I mean we'll see how grazes for her in front of you. I know she got nerve
but I don't know how good she is. She might be good still, who knows.
I've got your number, baby.
He's over on your side, yeah.
He's running for it for us now.
Oh, no, get some boxes.
There we go, give me some boxes, y'all.
Let me show y'all.
Don't take the bubble.
Oh, there it is.
Oh.
I feel like even well-infed infernices don't,
feel like they carry super hard.
I don't know in furnace, I mean you did get nerfed pretty bad recently, but I think he's okay.
For that shit I get.
Victor maybe going blue?
I see the enemy.
Wow, that's a sad flash.
That's a sad fucking lash
This runs on you real quick
out of there
you are pervert for that one bro he was sitting there like you wanted to die
you want from me
quite low
okay
Alarm alarm
I got happy pride month. Oh my god
You know Grazer fucking playing with fire this lane, bro. No pun intended but like
I thought maybe I could get the
I'm losing back let's just say I got greedy
That's all my graves passive
Is he burning this is a horrible fucking pause for me
He's gonna all if I chase actually I'm gonna make a fucking you e
If I if I chase is gonna old and throw me into Walker
So I'm gonna hit a quick U. E and
Take out Victor. Oh
He just grappled away. He has all he might I don't know if you have stamina
So I'm gonna turn maybe try and pop Victor. Oh, you should back
Yeah, I'm gonna beg
Pack paws double you
Shit that back in bro
I'm not finished with you yet.
I'm down.
That's good though, no victory rule, we could be pretty aggressive I think.
Oh also, I think we should go on Bidget Mountain first, it's cause fucking kid named the Spell
spell magic just like makes him so much worse. The spell magic just makes him so much worse.
The spell inflated, yup, yup, yup.
Do you wanna take their centers?
I have all the pick and roll, we should go for it.
I suppose, I see red.
I'll watch her, okay, we're on a little pig.
I see the drifter.
Ah, how do we push up here?
Dude.
Kind of a pain in the ass to pull off these afterbooks and stuff.
I'm going to try to do a double thing.
I tried to care her
I guess I did care her
Nice job
Nice job
What bro
I see drifter
Smacks you in the ass like that shit Lash
Smacks you in the ass like that shit Lash.
Get some quality gear.
Get some quality gear.
Alright.
Simferky now the problem is we kind of have a lot of people on this team that want to be on a side
so one of our
Carries is gonna be a broke boy. I
Don't know how we how we remedy this issue
You only have two carries I mean we have
Hayes who I guess is kind of an old bot now actually never mind still above me
Graves likes to farm too for what it's worth but the door musty has arrived on
on my lane?
Oh, I could have fucking Iped on to that.
Be careful, boy, man.
How did this fucking creep slip by me?
There's no one here.
I knew that.
What the fuck up guy is here?
I see them all on fire.
Turn this, do this fast, fast, fast, fast!
That was really risky. Victor probably could have killed me.
Well I guess I am up on him quite a bit until he got scared.
Uh, let me go counterspell this game and spirit resistance looks pretty good I think.
they're running a bind it's running about back up can't see shit
let's go
my clown at this prime some awesome
Oh, I guess I have to be active for this fight.
I really want to get counterspell before I go over there though.
Early counterspell would be fucking huge.
Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
Actually?
No, I'm not.
I'm just going to shove this walker.
Fuck it, they don't need me.
One down maybe don't run maybe don't do that they're both dead they're both dead do earn for sure
Do earn for sure do earn. Yeah, I'm gonna keep still pushing
Hello, well, runs you over.
I'm gonna think they're still here.
Wait, someone's on me.
Someone's on me.
I heard you.
I'll be fine.
I don't think anyone kills me here.
I have counterspell.
Don't forget that.
If I don't use a counterspell in a situation that I should, fucking yell at me.
Call me pathetic and use this.
4 mid they might rotate over to me, and beat my fucking ass.
building here I mean it's got to be spirit resilience my position one is
getting nice and fat but it's super TF what do I think for now we do this I
And then work on defensives later.
So, I haven't really fought people.
It was my multi-NPS tournament winning streamer playing a dash build?
Yeah!
Well, for earn fight, it's actually like solid.
No, no, no, no, I know... I know it's not a good place to sell it, I'm fucking with you.
Yeah, I like to get a little silly with it.
Is that W Glaze in that guy?
Leave your answers in the comments section below.
Be careful.
Did they fix it so they can't triple push your board?
Or am I just ass?
I'll learn I have a 1500 bag do not die
Oh my god, Harry bitch, how's that feel pussy?
Oh, they fucked up.
I'm chasing.
You're wondering.
I'm out of there.
Oh, so he's not.
That was close. He's not. Damn.
No.
Oh my god.
My Inferness is super TF'd. Yeah! You know how it is. Let me see what other thing Dan's
from. Maybe I'm taking a lot of gun- I mean it is Victor though. I still think I just
build spirit resilience as another green item. Abrams is dead. Alarm. I'm a little low so
I don't think I'm gonna stay here.
It does give me a little bit of a headache.
I don't know for a word about that.
I just think...
MY DARTY IN!
Fucking bushes.
I don't even care.
See if I care, bro.
Gotta go.
Gotta go.
I'm gonna fart.
guys there's five here not really but a lot more than there should be and I have a big
bag in the window. My pocket goes big mode here. Big guy.
Huge. Ah, that's so weird, bro. They just fucking ran me down. Honestly, it's my bad.
I should have shoved a wave before I did the camp, then they wouldn't have been able to
fucking push me to walker
When I say my pocket
Oh my god
I'm boosting for this blue here because Victor. I want my revenge on him
Okay, Morse dash of all time or what?
He's gonna die, right?
Alright, we need to knock this one out before they get it.
It's favoring.
Yeah, we need to get 30.
Oh, my A1 is out.
There was a stupid dog.
I
Didn't fucking
Oh no
is waiting to be claimed about great cup and zero
Warden is kind of fucking tough though
I gotta chill you know my problem is I'm fighting as a carry before minute 30
I fucked up the hidden genius fuck is this guy doing
if I didn't do it I mean they haven't been bad I mean that last one was pretty bad so
No, okay, no walker
Beautiful overflow kind of goes crazy. I fight this iron. I should probably be over there, huh?
Stop them. Thank you
Where am I going?
Lashes one
Is it come back? Why is it so fast?
Wait, why do they have comeback?
I
Just wanna get
Okay, they're gonna throw themselves but you come out need to take this walker. I'm gonna go spill some of their shit
I mean they can earn but they also wasted all their regions. Is that worth?
I kept the blue walker guys. Oh my god. That's a Guardian actually. Yes, yes, yes.
When did you become the fucking grammar police? Well, I'm just correct.
I'm going to back to your seat here in the pack guys.
That's fair. That's on me.
Me ain't going to you real quick.
Okay, I mean...
I was going to say this in furnace form too fast, but like, unironically Bro needs it, no?
Like, unironically.
channeling the dead also is that a slowing hex that was on me earlier I just am now like
Walkiness
Was I out of dash I don't know
You see that shit
I've had one given furnace map all my life and I like this farm brother. You did it right. I know congrats brother
You did it right?
The first actually being honest is a tough pill some people need to swallow.
Oh my!
What do you think about that?
My fucking 2000 bag.
You know, I've got my fucking 2000 bag.
There's something about playing the game, only when you're old, it's up on A's, you know?
It's pretty fun, though.
I'm actually having a great time.
I'm stoned, I've had an ice cap, I'm living the life.
What is an ice cap?
What is an ice cap?
What is that?
I've never been given to Canada.
Canada? No I've not. Oh it's Tim Horton's. I do know what Tim Horton's is. It's a Tim Horton's delicacy.
Is it a donut? What is it? I don't know. It's an ice cappuccino except it's more like a slushy.
You take off your slushy. It's for the fat folk you know. Okay.
Um, but it, uh, makes your asshole hurt just a little bit, you know?
Oh, interesting.
I'm gonna get slurped into 300 milligrams of caffeine.
That sounds kind of nice.
And just all, I mean, just all cream though.
That's my favorite thing, every day.
You get one every day?
Yeah, not every day maybe like every third day
Thunder coffee fills me up
Okay, let's get infuser really quick before this one fight. I have a 25 ledger bag and I'm not looking to lose it
I'm gonna TP over to green and just hold it down
Like PLB?
I'm holding this shit down.
Everyone seems a bit hostile when he found out the dude was Canadian. It just didn't happen.
Gotta go.
I think we can win this, maybe.
I'm gonna wait and shove this drifter, it's kind of ice though.
Yeah, drifter, drifter.
You're coming to me, right dude.
Woo!
How many of the punches do I need?
Oh
Huge oh my god, I'm doing this things
Get buried pussy knock your ass out
Oh, so 40? I don't know if he's here right. I think we have to take a Guardian maybe?
Yeah, we can. I feel this guy.
Well, I'm from Frigida.
There's no hole. You shouldn't have a hole.
Shoot at that.
There's a hole.
He's not dead. What the hell?
He's dead.
He's down again.
Well, those guys are still just sitting on him.
Fucking plated user?
Just gonna get him off here.
He's dead.
I've never done my multi-fb at Champion again.
Yeah, I don't think they're guardian.
Which is going mid.
Which is going mid.
Yeah, yeah, camp it, camp it.
Who's ready to see me counter-pull this affliction on mid?
Who's ready for this, by the way?
Watch affliction and swap.
We have to swap.
I'm going to take the aggro for more in here.
I love how he's really good.
Okay, I got chill.
He's actually really bad.
Suck him.
I'm dead.
I'm just dead.
I'm dead. Come on!
Actually, I was gonna kill them all.
They still don't know what we're doing. Flash them.
I am good at the game!
Oh
Wait great is broken as fuck still guys. I'm finding this out in real time
is super to have to check of deadlock mods let's clean up on that comment
I'm boosting. I don't know. I'm alive. I love my team. I'm boosting. Don't mind me.
Oh man, now I'm gonna go squeeze it out real quick.
What?
Squeeze it out?
Is that what bro just said?
Bro.
The hell?
Mid?
Yo, we got a deadlock game to play, bro.
Is he taking a shit?
He's trying to clip a clip bar
Huh
But there's Victor left I just take any shit
The hell's going on man
Is free falling the chat of super TF mods. Yeah. Yeah
I don't want to get a flippin.
I don't want to get a flippin, so I'm going to go close to you.
I'm looking for this flippin.
Just back out after that shrine.
Get somewhere, come on, rejuice.
You can't get that shrine, don't die for it.
Someone's dead.
Just back out.
Hey guys, you're gone.
I'm going to just take some of their farm.
exactly he doesn't have a fliction row am I out of my mind I'm like why I'm
like why is the pumpkin out of flicking my infertis dumb as hell
turns up we can't let them do it we have to try knocked out
they're going for you haze
like what is this Victor doing man
where am I going
hey you might be him
that was gorgeous
I can run the iron
I think it might be ending
are we ending?
no we saw the ordinary spawn
Yeah, they're still too dead. Yeah, they're still too dead if you're not quick
I think you can okay
I have no team adults at all. Okay, let's go for it. Why not? I saw me. You know y'all can scream at me if we lose this
Wow where to go
where the fucking page is yes I'm actually gonna squeeze it on now it's
awesome you want to the runner that's my fault I got I got I got better he's
better than me
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Bro Graves I I know I saw her getting her that thought she'd be weak.
She still seems strong as fuck.
Bro I feel like the characters that are currently strong are just gonna be strong based on how
Orn is? Unless they're like completely gutted.
Like Graves is too good for Orn, McGinnis is too good for Orn, 7's too good bro.
Smart.
I don't know. Very odd. Very weird things among us. Deadass remove urn?
What if they added the gold fury from Smite?
What do we think about that one, y'all?
Anybody?
If you want to earn like objective,
why don't we add the gold fury?
Bots?
Fire idea, NGL?
No one knows what that is, we all know what that is, all of us.
It gives you gold XP and then which is like you know the same in Deadlock, golden XP and
And then up and then up and then a buff but from what I remember the main reason people killed it was for the gold
Right like that was like the biggest thing it gave you was more gold
Yeah
Obviously it's in the name gold fury
Hop on the bond, maybe, what if I wanted to play another, uh, low-lock?
play smite 2 today or knock this smite lark off, dear?
Ummm...
No, how is smite doing?
How's smite doing, huh?
Better than Tekken?
I actually, unironically, don't think that's true.
It's not.
It's actually not.
Ah, thanks, loves!
Messed up the link earlier and wasn't here. Let's check this out, maybe.
Okay, bro, this is now the second time you fucked it up.
I clicked on this link and it doesn't work.
Unless this is a phishing link or an IP grabber.
My stream is about to go down. 50-50.
But Mick Guinness means when she gets banned every match. Why did you, why did you spell Guinness like the fucking beer?
See sharp a sighted in the bar. I need it now. Let's go. Oh
What's going on over here? Oh?
Frank's trying to kill himself. Oh my god. Is he all right Frank? Are you all right?
Don't try to stop me. Oh my god. Oh, so he's alive
One makes a six-ton on prime need nappy takes twenty-three one prime sub
My game crash
What else happening
okay we're back
i was gonna read this very positive vibes message but as i scanned it i saw an m-dash and decided
it wasn't worth my time anymore
i'm gonna take a piss yep
Smart.
Yo, Nappy, they put it through on Prime Step and want and Riz the sniz and chaos and it's
RiiRii, Patsy, Kidflix, Carlos, Lucho, Toast, Brandflaze, Coat, PkHacker, and BlueT-Shirt
guy.
Uh, what do I go?
I mean, what do I do?
I mean, yeah.
Oh, thanks, luvs!
While speaking of Tekken, I wanna flex that I got God last night after pulling some voltage
generously and playing for six hours straight to set out a look at this video.
Congrats, bro.
What is this?
Oh my...
Yeah.
Oh my...
Can-can!
Oh my...
Tekken reference!
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my...
Is it true that not Bruce jr. Is your alt for money laundering? No, it's not true
Yeah, not Bruce jr. Is the weekend bro record break artist
you up so last oh wait one trick pony I didn't want to play so last five if you count the
the one where I get an injured audience member not to sue.
Why is her underwear on the outside?
Are you stupid bro? It's a- it's a fucking it.
Are you stupid?
It's a lead atard, brother.
Okay, but what if you buy Stam Mastery and you buy Magic Carpet on this character?
Do you know for definite that not Bruce jr. Is the weekend? No, bro. It's a joke
but I've had to explain it and now it's not funny and I'm angry
Hit a few beehives for the fans at home. Wait, check me out. Ready? Hold on. First
give this item off my fucking hop bar. Wait, we gotta go to the sandbox. Ready?
If you be hard check me out oh
There we go hold on and then we hit one of these and then we bounce back. Oh shit. Let me
Okay, if you actually want to cheat here's what you do
Wait, why can't I double bottom if you want to cheat is what you do
Then when it's time to be hop wait
Yeah, okay, that's not
oops oh right it doesn't really work I guess it doesn't work because of yeah
double jump huh
huh
okay well what if I what if I did run a cell as game though for your age group you
You aren't half bad. Wait, check me out, check me out. I'm not done yet. I'm not finished with you yet.
Okay, why does this character fly though? I don't get it.
Can someone explain this to me? Does she need it?
Why could she hold her ult?
Remember when they gave her a refund for missing it and then they're like, wait, that's stupid
so they took it away?
And they gave it to Paige?
Have you shut the hell up Paige?
Wait for it wait for it can I get half my cooldown please?
Hello
Why am I getting half the why am I getting the refund did they remove that
What?
What?
It doesn't work like half the time?
Okay, why is it not refunding me?
I'm so confused.
Doesn't work in practice range?
That's really dumb.
Oh, I just got it. I just got it there. What the fuck?
Anyways, uh, is it 007 time or what?
I
Sorry, yo white woman three days and I came up prime chip stuff except your one Riz and Pearson things guys
Yo speaking of dude, I stood up today, and I stretched
And you guys know how when you like I when you get
When you stand up too fast sometimes you get lightheaded. I had that happen today, but it was like intense
Bro, that shit felt so good like I stood up. I got lightheaded
And then like it was like such an intense feeling of it. My eyes got like really warm too. Oh my god
I felt so good, bro. It was like a rush
Do you think I'm gonna dig it to whippets?
I guess I shouldn't try out, huh?
I guess we shouldn't try this out.
that to your girl instead of us sorry mention that to who anyways yeah I'm
not doing whip its guys I think I'm actually good on that
Why not? Well, it kills your brain cells. It's like nitrous, it's nitrous and it kills your brain and it's bad for you.
Kanye did it and he's fine.
Let's look at the list of famous people that have done nitrous or been addicted to nitrous.
Kanye West, Steve Oh, what else we got here.
Lil Uzi?
Bill Clinton did at least once.
This fucking water bottle keeps leaking
and I'm spilling it on my shirt,
which is gray, which is like the worst color for water stains by the way.
All right, hey.
Bond and Greenway break into web industry's HQ to uncover what Sir Nicholas is hiding
before he destroys the evidence, the destination, and impregnable, self-contained structure
atop the main building known as The Perch, where the company stores its data.
Wow.
Seems we've run out of elevator.
Well, bridge to the purge is only three floors up.
I say we get a move on before Roger recovers and you dig yourself in even deeper.
I had it under control.
Evidently.
And it
An art piece celebrated in many technological breakthroughs that web industries during its long impactful history
commission and commemoration of the company's 125th anniversary
Wow
We'll need a way to reach those stairs. I'll see what we can do
I'll check the corridor you care to join me
Oh
My god Roomba not tight and we don't have executive clearance guess it's lateral thinking from here on out
What if I kick the door down?
Looks like we're not alone
Oh, it's a glass door like is that glorified vacuum cleaner. Yes
Am I here?
We should split up. I'll check the perimeter. Let me know if you find something. We'll do. Alrighty, Dan.
Alright, hey.
Yeah, this game might inspire me to go do a fucking hardcore freelancer run.
Plenty of robots have access to every room on the floor. Defying orders and making the first move. The door open automatically.
Greenway we all know and tolerate.
Wait.
What's happening now, Bond?
Wep knows his son have played his hand.
Now he's doing all in his considerable power
to shut us down, which includes calling in a favor
from his friend, the foreign secretary, Stephen Wright,
who force M's hand to ax us or he'll call her funding.
Between the two of us and the future of the double-o program,
she will have no choice.
So come morning, we will be discredited and disavowed.
So unless you want to consult Bathmar about career opportunities,
I suggest we find ourselves a smoking gun.
So in other words, you woke up and smelled the roses.
That's all you need to say.
Alright, well, why don't I just hack the fucking robot?
If it has full clearance to every fucking room, why don't I just use my magical watch
There's one right here that's a hundred percent charge
not magic spy shit bro for all intents and purposes they're the same fucking
thing bro this looks like a way up yes yeah so you can
Can you hoist me or what, bro?
Thank you, brother.
Huh?
Clear up, pal, as I keep on walking.
Of course drinking tonic in the light of duty. What was I thinking?
Wasn't that funny, bro?
Denzel said he don't want you singing his songs no more. Oh shit, really my father. I'll keep I'll keep a little that
Upies!
This is open?
No.
Nothing on this fucking building is open, bro.
Good bounce.
Samuel Webb killed in a German area along with his oldest son Bertrand.
Nice palm tree.
What?
I don't fucking got his ass.
you with that magazines modern architecture feature an article about
the web and she's building the smaller offices
interesting huh okay so how do I open this fucking door though there was
nothing there. Hello? Whoa, what is that in the middle? Hold on, look at that. Yo! Okay,
can we talk about the fit? Like, how much does this thing weigh and how are these things
even holding it up. Security cameras are watching you waddle around? No, no, no. Oh, I can't
do anything. There's nothing here. What, like, why is it telling me about this? I can't open
the door. Locked. Security sensors online, so turn them off with your fucking...
There's a... I can climb up with a boost, I think.
For what?
I'm doing a bit by the way if you guys were curious
You can only do it from the outside. Oh, that's so dumb
Smart damn you suck at this game
No
Incorrect
incorrect what what did I just press with this thing oh the clear robot not
bad for a glorified vacuum cleaner still not getting one you say that now still
waiting for my coffee by the way I know service is terrible
Is a coffee machine? What is this? Oh, what is a coffee machine? Wait, get one right
here, bro! I'm sure this is locked, no?
It's clear this way
Look a bit worse for where
Mom's giving you trouble pain is in the mind so I'm sorry. He's in the mall. I'll be fine
Pain is in the mind locked
Fancy that I'm starting to think we're not welcome broke about
I'll check the toilets and look for some meds while you're at it. I need you focused
pushing oh
beware the sleeping guard next door.
Relax, I'll handle it.
I take it you have a theory.
And my six was willing to ignore the risks because Webb got results.
But we're there.
What's the stopping from rigging the next election or worse?
Very offensive, but in my experience the motive is always simple.
Rubber duck!
Rubber duckie!
Do I say everyone take Cheese Man for a pint later?
I found the poor chop sobbing in a cupboard after Finch tore him a new arsehole over a
box to launch a order.
Bro's name is Cheese Man?
Chop?
Yeah, I'm saying it like a freaking British person would.
Don't they say like, don't they like sometimes pronounce their A's close to like an O?
poor chop don't they say that no all right my bad I'll never speak again that's
cool with you guys find a way inside yeah bro I'm working on it
Is there a vent? I'm sure that can kick down this door or something, right?
Don't mind me
Don't worry about it, bro
Don't worry about it, brother.
is so we have to die at all costs see simple very what do you know it's open
really no figures but what's the plan why even live row what why even live out
that show let's see I got it okay I have an idea no I have an idea I'm enjoying
me for a minute well I'm gonna tell me the old pro needs a time out I'm gonna
I'm gonna hang across the
What is this bro?
It's strange don't you think
So Nicholas seem genuinely sorry about what happened tonight. You like you bone
Smorgot in his way
That's the world you're in now
Half this job is doing something you'd rather not
Soon you learn that the better
Why do British people talk like that? I don't know
We'd never have known about web if it wasn't for 009
I think if things had gone differently
You would have forgiven him. He was a traitor. I doesn't ask the question. You don't get to wipe the slate clean
Fact is Reese was a bad apple and I should have seen it
Musto rules they can literally just turn it off thing trust no yet
Tom Holland doesn't know if splendid way to stay alive. Are they gonna have Tom Holland playing spider-man at like 45 by the way?
No, Mrs. Greenway, I take it, and why the sudden interest?
Am I dying?
Mother Night is young, once.
She was a special liaison with the Treasury.
After Nightfall, I was in a dark place, and she couldn't handle it.
She took a job overseas.
Long story, not nearly short enough.
enough on the upside you get a monogram fountain pen in case you fail to die young true you must
take the rough with the smooth so why'd you come back bro so why did you come back to the program
heard their way of situation what will you do servants bond we know where we're needed i'm sure
running out the clock behind a desk on the eighth floor writing reports while slowly
I've been mummifying from boredom and nothing to do with it.
One doesn't exclude the other.
Well, good chat.
Back to it.
But let me change my sense first.
Back to it, but I gotta raise my sense.
According to the floor plan, that lounge next door
connects to the other side.
Yes, bro, I already figured this out.
If you find a way, you'll be able to double back
and unlock the doors.
Sounds simple enough.
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight.
It's fun to let it go.
So simple and clean.
Enjoying yourself, Bond?
Thought you might need a safe space, in case things get rough.
You do know I could still flunk you.
oh shit situation contained why the fuck this guy was here will never know you
Do you have a key card I can take?
Night night bitch!
The hell is there a camera above me?
Oh fuck, they found the guy knocked out, huh?
How'd that happen?
Can you see me?
The answer is yes.
Let's go back in the vent real quick.
Back when we're here.
Oh my god.
Yo, uh...
Did you forget about me?
I
Came back in a bit
What Jesus
No
Um, um...
It's always the first combat of the night, man!
Literally not my fault, by the way.
Bang! Bang!
Situation? Yeah, contained.
I swear this wasn't here last week.
Hello?
What are you doing?
Whatever you're doing means to stop.
I'm detaining you.
What? Oh my...
I got this.
Boy, I need a better camera angle.
I can't see.
I'm dead.
What's wrong with this?
I'm dead.
What do I just...
What are you up to? Don't worry about it.
Okay.
Who else?
Oh my god!
Push an enemy into a fire extinguisher!
Situation contained.
That's an achievement apparently.
Would you look at that.
And I handle that shit perfectly.
Wouldn't you agree?
Hey, what did you do?
Whoa, put that down!
Oh, shit!
Not a problem for me.
throws. You don't know that. Why did that random ass lab worker roundhouse kick you? I don't
No, bro.
How out of character
Love what you've done with the place. I believe it's what they call an extreme makeover and he's back
well
Looks like we're stuck. Don't be too sure
No, is he Parker to up the night?
Through me? Thanks, Braille.
Change the rules and let's get off...
...sigging forever.
Why do you have boost, Braille? Oh, what the hell? Wait, how do you get in? Cheating or what?
You know it couldn't be that easy. Hang on. You need visibility.
Yeah, not happening we need another way around
Well, perhaps some of these offices are connected on it. You never actually plan to pack it in tonight, did you?
I had to trade carefully
There's only a handful of operators in the world with the chops and resources to infiltrate mi6 bond
Right answer. It's someone already inside you suspected web the idea did cross my mind
How does he know our every move in advance? Occam's razor. It'll be a simple mole
Human weakness bond never underestimated good
Greenway give me a hand with this. I thought he was done
So I was waiting for the conversation to be finished, but
Doesn't this all feel a little too easy compared to what?
How many evil masterminds have you come up against?
A few
true including you trust me when the enemy stops underestimating you that's
when you start to worry more piles of wisdom let me get a pen
oh you were saying got me suspects i suspect
everyone damn anyone who hasn't been shot yet
I
Decard he's still a veil. He's still a man. Wait, he's a lot. That's a she'll be seeking you challenge
Wait a minute, that was the girl
He's still a veil
That was her
Doggy! Humphrey!
Why are you playing Silent Hill Townfall?
Oh yeah, forgot to announce that game.
Yeah, I'll probably play it.
I like son of him
Now safe up from W. Lark. I have your police report of the death rough Damien's mother Lydia Florence web
Suicide or prescription painkillers
Damien web office. Oh, shut up. You're fucking
Fucking green ways it interrupt in the back wall here, bro
It's me off a little bit
More robot information.
I feel like if you were a good six to nine inches taller and lifted weights for five
years, you can make a runner up for the next James Bond.
The purge case is right through here.
Thanks bro.
I think.
Why don't I open the door here?
Yeah, the section is kind of buns, no?
What is happening?
I gotta go to the other office and do the thing.
Daniel Craig is 5'10"? I'm 5'10!
Does this work oh wait
Oh played how do we ever live without a cue watch that's good question bro guys why would
I lie about being 510 literally what do I gain from that who lies about being 510
Like can we be serious for a second?
Bang.
I
Think cost is clear, but the sea is treacherous
What would you say a thing like that?
This was the easy bit now we need a way into the perch maybe it's open
He's right upstairs five kisses. Love it in five seven. I'm not five seven, bro. I don't tell you
Well, lockpicking's out of the question.
Hometically sealed and glass resistant by the look of it.
You need clearance or we're not getting through.
Relax.
I do love a good I told you so.
I never would have thought.
How about Web's penthouse?
to be right upstairs watch to me sports
well I was shoes on the home
it came to my club the game was on the telly and I noticed these lads they were
in club colors but they never once flanced at the game amateurs well I
stepped out the window in the men's room only to find the actual kill team
waiting in the alleyway oh geez and there's the lesson never overestimate
yourself. Got a bit hairy after that. If the sling hadn't thrown them, I might have actually needed your help.
Yeah, don't mention it.
Oh, you won't smoke up your arse, Bond. Join the Americans.
What's wrong with the Americans? What the hell?
Um...
Greenway? It's been that we're not the only gatecrushers.
breathing come morning you wish he wasn't does he have a key card yeah they
took it but look there's a dozer on the other side so we need to get through the
door is get through the door maybe to me just kick the door like what are we
doing here man just kick the fucking door down who are we fucking pretending
Or who are we joking like what? Optimist of futurist driven by a desire to reduce human
error on a global scale through technology and AI. Oh brother.
Those two little letters huh?
Can I get like a boost up top maybe like how do I get to the other side I want to go above
can't hack anything what the hell am I doing here what the hell man you know this part
is just kind of like run around in spy glass mode and play a game of fucking hide and seek
from what you're looking for. It's kind of, um...
If it's about getting boosted and I had to wait for you to say something, I'm gonna be pissed.
At least those pills have kicked in.
Oh, I just... wait.
There's no way this was highlighted before.
There's no way.
You're just blind?
Damn bro, he's able to hang on to that!
What's that?
Mandatory.
I
See yellow paint. Oh my god
We all love yellow paint by the way
Your chip a little bit man
You may enter a very kind
Wait, what a twist it would be if Bond was actually the villain the whole time.
Wouldn't that be crazy?
Yellowhorn Long Range Artillery Cannon in 1908.
Damn!
What?
Oh, fuck, he snitched on himself, dumbass, bonk.
Well, no, that doesn't even,
technically, I think Greenway's just,
He just made a guess and he got lucky.
What Bond said didn't even really implicate anything.
I think Greenway's not as smart as he likes to think he is, I'll say it.
You should really stop meeting like this.
You blew my cover.
I had to advance my schedule.
I admire your commitment.
You're only as good as your last job.
Give me one reason why we shouldn't feed you to security.
First, there's only two of you, and second, I can get you into the perch.
Oh!
Pass.
One's bitten.
What's the play?
Spend my time on the cover working out a loophole in security, but I'm not gonna lie, it's a
bit...involved.
I could use a helping hand, or...three.
Go on.
Time is at the essence.
James, get up to the penthouse. Hold timer with me. I'll explain on the way.
What if she kicks the shit out of Greenway and he can't defend himself because he has one arm?
First things first, James, you'll need to raise the stairs to the penthouse. There's an access panel near the base. It may be offline.
I'll figure it out. So, you mentioned the plan.
Accessing the approach requires a level 5 security clearance, which I don't have.
But...
...fuseboxes...
...can trigger a system reboot, which will temporarily unlock the gates.
And what do I do?
Go to the CCTV room on 29th, kill the feeds, clear us a pass.
I will infiltrate the mainframe and trigger the security.
But I need the command code which Sir Nicholas keeps in his safe in his office.
That's you, James.
You should have brought my drill bits.
And exactly how are you planning to be in three places at once?
Can I say I work well on the pressure do you like being bullied and ordered around by Isola? What the hell you think I'm a freak
Listen to staircase
So you're trying to bookmarks guys, we don't need to look at my explainer likes to bookmarks.
I'm telling you bro.
Swanky.
Place could use a rug.
Infiltrate Nicholas Wip's penthouse.
All time high.
He forgets his passwords, like everyone else.
Diploma Painting Game Model.
The code that Isla needs to override Part Security is stored inside a safe at Sturnickles?
Okay.
He wrote a memory aid to recover the safe code.
Wasn't exactly easy to come by.
Well, nothing about you is easy.
Not like we're done with the place.
What is it?
Diploma Painting Game Model.
He won't.
What the hell?!
anti-social persona disorder, deviance, impulsivity, aggression, recklessness, manipulation, and
deception, callous and unemotional traits, and feelings of contempt.
It does not sound like me, bro.
On official MI6 case files, Hedger's death seems to suggest that Damien committed war
crimes during his time as a private military contractor.
a frame mathematicians mathematics degree from King's College London sir
Nicholas graduated first in class ahead of not one but two noble laureates
It's Laureates, Noble Laureates.
Cat Kitty! Kitty!
Secret button.
Hello?
Web industry site 3 in Hong Kong.
Hong Kong office entitled Site 3.
The world's oldest example of an analog computer, its value is indeterminable.
What the hell?
How rich is this fucking guy?
Android.
I don't think I'll beware.
Video game! What's it called? Hyperion 9? I need one more. Hyperion 9. 6 was better?
What about 7? A medical report by Wes, a private physician, appears Sir Nicholas has a heart
condition of medical bracelet that monitors his blood pressure and takes a
daily dose of A.C.E inhibitors whatever the hell that is. Mark 2. The brain.
Redition 4. The famous AI thought experiment known as Roko's Basilisk.
Alright, so it's diploma painting game model. So 1, 4, 3, 9. 1, 4, 3, 9. On everything.
Okay, electronic lock, four digit code.
Better check the mode.
Am I lagging?
Diploma, painting, game, model.
Number one, Diploma, painting, one, four, game.
Oh, one, four, nine, three.
On everything 1493
Basilisk the command code is Basilisk you make a fine sidekick James
Now cover your tracks and get ready to move. I'm activating the security override
You already lost it all I doubled it double or nothing did
Gather the team. We'll be leaving tonight.
Seriously? Right now. I'll see you off.
There's been something from my desk. Why the damn you just walked in?
Careful, James. Damien will kill you as soon as we get you.
Stay hidden and don't try anything.
This operation is critical. Like it or not, we're in the signals block.
Pull one thread and it all unravels.
Bond, try to get closer.
Or use the feed from your mic to try and record what they're saying.
What?
Maybe we'll get lucky.
Stay hidden.
Move closer.
Give him an oxymoron.
And what about our tenacious friend?
This may be hard for someone like you to comprehend, but I deal with threats using appropriate
means of force.
He is tenacious, but he is one man.
And what does the great Saint Nicholas wear here?
Please, enlighten me.
Please.
With no room for mistakes, go to the alarm
and make it clean this time.
And you handle that.
Yes, yes, I get it.
Get in on it.
Clean as a whistle.
Hang on.
It's time for my meds.
What are those?
Ace inhibitors, blurring my blood pressure.
You.
You've hit me with a gun.
Still waters run deep.
Um.
GEEZE!
IT'S TO VEGUE!
You will all guide you straight off a cliff probably just shut up and go now locked in hold on
They're supposed to be an escape passage
Look for a hidden switch somewhere on the web's desk the cat found it
I'm out where to in the security office take the door on your right
Also locked look for event
I just knew what he was gonna do that.
I'm fucking homeless.
There's an elevator at the end of the hallway. Hurry, Japs.
Park is crawling with security.
Get the door on your right. I'll make a run for it.
What? I'll find that one.
I'm gonna go.
Layed out. I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go. I gotta go.
I gotta go. I gotta go.
Should've taken the shortcut.
I'm just crying about it now, I just get to the end of it, it's invited on my way to bed.
Out the fucking way.
Carries you?
Fucking throws you?
We'll see.
Fuck it!
Fuck you!
Bitch!
Fuck it!
Oh god, I'm dead.
Oh, hold on.
You got this? Yeah? You got this shit, boss?
Okay.
Come bitch.
Who else wants some of you?
You want some too, bitch? What the hell? Yo, you're...
Fucking bitch.
Aren't that shit?
Why is the elevator fucking breaking?
Working on it
Zip it Greenway!
Not Yellow Tain, it's Yellow Tain!
When you're ready Bond.
Money, honey, we're in.
Money, honey?
Don't bother.
The place is a giant fire day cage.
Nothing goes in or out.
Should we put our contacts in?
The evidence is here.
And we need access before they wipe the service.
Good luck with that boys.
We should do this again sometime.
Wait, they're just chill with us here?
I guess he does have the code but considering how like secretive this
we're here for the code why you're late got stuck in traffic surprise we made it
at all.
You can join the DeGal city. Come on through. Not you. Get your uniform fast. Company policy.
It's the middle of the night.
Oh, I wasn't aware the rules only applied in daylight, sir.
You heard her. Perch rules. Our way upstairs. Fine.
After that, with how, like, tight knit the securities, though, wouldn't they recognize that they don't know us?
We sent one of the call.
That's a one-less-by-new-nose-final-center.
Oh, yeah.
I like it.
I've got to be secret, so expect.
The work we do, especially what comes out of R&D,
is just too valuable.
Can't allow some new bureaucrats to walk away
with hundreds of millions of pounds worth of research,
no matter the reason.
See, where's your lab coat?
In Malocca.
I can't find the key.
I had it on the ride up, so it must be around here somewhere.
As you dropped it, the cleaning robots will find it.
Those things swallow anything in their parts.
Just what I'm saying is, look about the same size.
OK, so a cleaning robot, huh?
Oh, well.
What about?
We're calling you.
Stand up.
Where's he coming from?
Sorry, mate.
Service deskies.
I heard it, I heard it.
It's in there.
but how do I
you don't get mad at me do you?
oh
sir, where did you come from?
Fletcher, operations
we conducted an investigation on an employee
Isla Vale
it turns out she's a corporate mole
she may have gotten into
that's not even a bluff
Um, that would explain the lockdown well don't let me that's like not even a bluff. That's just like kind of a fucking half-truth
He's watching
Not anymore
Locker number six.
What's the visit?
Okay, locker. Where's the lockers? I see them.
I see them. Okay, locker six. What do you go for me? One on locker seven though. I don't get it.
most bugs fixed he got no word he got a fucking printed out piece of paper
not even an actual plaque or anything
why these doors like to learn out who let's watch out you through we haven't had
the workplace injury in over three years and the rules are to go through
join me in the control I do still have a way to access the data from here
pardon me
all these guys are like
This guy's auto-bluffs them oh because they had the X through their name yeah
but it was funny to blind his ass. Am I gonna lie?
Oh, yellow mat, we love that.
Yes, top.
Motherfuckers.
Needs to bring them back on manually lay it on me. Well first we must work out the procedure
Check the control panel on the admin unit over there. See if you can't turn it back on
Okay
Investigate or activate the admin server looking
How's that still no access
Must be some kind of fire
Let's try something else. Take it back offline and look for a manual override switch.
Roger. Am I the only one who likes seeing superplay games that aren't overwatched?
Yeah, actually, it's just you, bro.
No, I'm just kidding, by the way. Manual override.
Here we go. Good. Now put the server back online.
Fingers crossed.
No, no, it's not now. Now we repeat the process in the server. Scanning research history for key words.
MI6, they are 009. I'll let you know when I find a match.
Okie dokie.
To the server room, shall we?
The hell?
We're just taking a... a saw?
Happy Pride Month of Super, are you going to attend any events or parades?
I have three matches.
Sermas, 1100, 2600 and 3200.
Look for the numbers on the floor.
I see 1100.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
I'm stuck in here.
Oh, well, fucking...
Just die, bro.
Just die.
I need to get to the...
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Fucking messed up!
They're taking the situation fast, James!
You gotta put that back.
was broke something
smart
someone in chat said that you look exactly like james it's close no
it's over 1500 speeds go it's over 1000 is ready for shutdown
I don't see anything suspicious that's no
Okay, I mean
I miss out on my fault guys.
Why frankly it's not my fault.
Chance is gone.
This is madness.
James move you stupid.
okay I missed drop the gun and
situation
1100
I
Brute force King brother, I put that perfectly
I don't know where you saw that, let me listen to you shit, what the fuck?
Oh my god that guy just fucking pummeled me.
I think it's kind of one of the blind works even if they have that mask on.
I lost playing yourself.
Explain this.
Explain this.
Explain that, Closie.
Heh.
I'm just not grinding into that fucking gear if you would, so what are you going to care
about this?
Oh wait, they're actually currently fucking up a thing that I need to do, so let's just
I need to bring you over here, wait, come on.
We're right into this real quick.
There we go.
Situation contained, not a problem.
I'm 3200 is...
72600 is back online.
Good man.
Downloading now.
2600 is back online. Good man. Download me now. Proceed to the system.
Hey, fuck.
You people need to work on your communication.
Disgusting. The game lets you get away with this gameplay. I'm literally playing perfectly. What do you mean?
Are you guys like buddy over there find out? Oh, no
You're not making any call
Nope
This shit is so goofy bro.
You didn't see anything.
You didn't see anything.
You didn't see anything.
What's happening to me?
What's my health going?
I'm dead.
What?
What?
Why did I take so much damage?
James Bond is a fucking lunatic just pummeling everyone he sees.
That was fucking BULLSHIT!
Ah, the brute is the problem.
Yo bro.
Yo bro.
Who allowed you to access fucking pussy. Let's talk about that, huh?
I'm a big fan of slamming someone into a wall multiple times. I'm really glad that's in the game.
Well now I gotta just wait for him to extract the data so like...
I'm going to go get some water.
No?
Wow, Super is playing the new God of War pre-release.
I gave an angle grinder and let him lose on plus the twenty hundred.
A man but what he needed.
I think you're tough, is that what you said?
Situation handled.
I
Kind of wait, I mean if there's two guys left, maybe we might as well finish the job, right?
It's kind of cave-like
Let me have this one.
Make an enemy taser another enemy dumbass.
What's going on bro, what kind of hands you got?
Situation contained.
Okay, what have we got?
Mission reports.
Howls?
Marley, 2019.
Karachi, 2021.
The drone struck and fell as in the arms dealer.
I thought that was a CIA.
So does the CIA.
Bonk.
These are all MI6 black ops based on confirmed data.
Some of our biggest intelligence successes in the last decade.
decade but if I'm reading this right we were working off a false inter every
single time the fuck they are makes mistakes they are makes mistakes I mean
yeah we knew that though from the very beginning it's because web covers it up
so it looks like every time they get a wires crossed he dispatches Damien to
fix the narrative to alter crime scenes,
plant evidence, frame, or eliminate witnesses,
correcting the facts to fit the data.
And this has been going on all the way back to London 2014.
It was a lie, right from the start.
There was no more.
Thayer drew a false conclusion, so Webb made it true.
Frame 009 and the others...
I never betrayed anyone.
Oh, gee.
I'm sorry.
Oh, jeez.
You couldn't have known.
Greenway.
We gotta go!
We're out of time.
James, Bob, you ever...
Oh, shit!
I know you did.
You lied about everything.
They're not seeing the big picture.
That's not your fault.
It takes a certain kind of mind.
For power?
No, no, I get it.
You sold out your values for power and profit.
Nothing new.
Did you know that every year, 1.35 million people are killed in car accidents worldwide?
And yet, we just accept it. Fact of life.
But if a single driverless car malfunctions, clear the front page.
Fascinating. Your point, people are short-sighted.
They have boundless patience for human stupidity, but zero tolerance for machine error.
I'm only paving the way for a brighter future
The truth will out
Truth will out must be tough
Being so much smarter than everybody else
Now how long do you reckon you'll be able to keep up the charade there is the smartest mind on the planet?
It will attain perfection and when it does
the lies will no longer...
charade
but just like you and I,
fair learns by doing
to become perfect it must be used
but then my six would never let me use it
unless it already was perfect
you see my predicament
so the ends justify the means?
oh i do
and until reality catches up with your lie
everyone who gets in the way
is framed, discredited, or killed.
This lie has cost me everything.
We each live with the consequences of our actions.
But as you yourself said, we can't do nothing.
That's the biggest sin of all.
Enough.
You're rationalizing anywhere you want.
You won't change your damn thing.
I change things all the time.
Oh, shit.
changed your job
And as for you I guess
No, no toxin on step aside
You'll need that now move
So why don't we just order the guys with the shotgun to light us up?
I just did on the wrong place. I need more chemicals. Oh
Wait, please be an infant source. Oh my god it is
How strong are fucking James's lungs by the way?
We've been far more of that shit than I probably should have.
I think you're right.
It's opening down, in here.
What's going on?
Oh my god, I'm so mad, man.
Please, please, come here, please, come here, please, come here.
The hell do you think this is good?
Ah!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Huge.
I can't make a mistake with you!
Huge, huge.
Can I get a pistol as well?
Can't keep up this pressure forever!
It's shot challenge.
Guys just flip.
Got him.
Can't be late.
F**k no!
to hear him, hear us at the flight deck. Get here as quick as you can.
My best.
Coast is clear. Gotta keep going.
Hold the action rifle, give me that.
They just keep on coming, don't they?
They do?
Where?
Don't ask that.
Was he right next to me?
Oh
The innocent goofy girl Oh, yeah, that'll be a problem
These juggernauts with shotguns next to me
How are you leaving a lot the hell what the fuck is a tank
Missile rock missile pin expertise challenge complete
us they stop cargo deck money buddy if you're there listen carefully it's
worse than we imagine
the way his body is gonna look
money penny do you copy
can't keep off this pressure forever I mean you kind of you kind of can grow
your James Bond let's go
I'm at the flight deck, what's your status?
Popular as ever!
Well hurry up!
Do one bro.
The base is falling with me.
If they spot me, I'm done for.
I'm sorry, I'll try to not die faster!
Well no, this fucking bold action rifle bro.
Lay this motherfucker out, yeah?
Is this me getting a difficulty?
Literally no, it's the hardest difficulty brother.
I better be the last of them probably not gonna be but that's fine
No, if I had a mix
Should on well I'm kind of nasty this game
I'm just a baby game, but you know I'm still nasty
We'll never know where I went we'll never fucking know
You're nasty in general what do you mean by that?
Hello
Yeah, this gun is fucking useless.
I need this gun.
Oh my god, I'm low on low, I'll learn.
What the fuck?
How did he throw through there?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I have no idea.
What?
One more guy.
One more guy.
situation contained I know how do I get over there
This is more meant to be a puzzle, this part.
I figured it out. Impressed.
Oh! Fuck. Hit your ride. Oh shit. Shall we?
Error, waiting balance detected. Please vacate the loading area.
Make me.
Re-scanning car. Stand by.
Make me.
Greenway, I'm near the flight deck. Get ready for liftoff.
Greenway, acknowledge.
Uh-oh. No one's responding.
Got a hurry.
Evening fellas. This is the way to the rooftop bar.
well I have guns why don't I just shoot them like it's fucking Indiana Jones
Fuckin' pussies, fuckin' pussies, yeah, eat that shit!
talk okay well why don't I just shoot them both I don't get it why don't I
have a license to kill there
Greenway I'm almost there talk to me just a little further
Uh-oh.
Greenway.
I'm holed up.
Inside the helicopter.
I need you to draw their attention
while I raise the platform.
Okay.
Well, I could just blow them all up.
Your only chance is to jump across
from the control room.
And I want mine.
He's gotta be tight.
He's tight?
I want you to break cover.
They'll shut the hang of doors to lock us in if I don't make it
Okay, bro, I thought I was sneaking
Oh my god, there's so many
He's gonna kill us over the knee! Run!
AHHHHH!
Wait, that was not tight at all! He cleared that shit no problem!
What the fuck?
That long jump was crazy!
Oh, he met the timing!
That wasn't even that tight either.
He's letting us know I'm not in the park.
We need to finish this.
Greenwood, you were right, Bond.
I couldn't have known, but I didn't even try.
I never even looked.
You're giving up.
Pussy.
We can't let him win.
There is no we.
I'm out.
I
Want to watch some shark tank it's been a while since I seen some shark tank smart
Ready come from cuz he said I'm out
You said I'm out. Hello, you know Dracula and drew and moon cat. Thanks guys for the prime subs
Elmer thinks they get the subs smag six the prime is easel and Vryrax, and I am
Boop
Dazzy aware. Thanks guys grub luna
Namjag, I'll go pure quick
Yes, look at James Bond
smart
logger.
Oh, thanks, loves!
Logger.
Holy fuck, my bladder was full.
I buy that $200...
Uncrustable art?
Money penny, we need to round...
Not... here...
Come on.
Buy it? I might.
And an espresso machine? Thoughts?
I
Loot the security feeds in the lobby in the elevator. We don't have a lot. No, we don't they're wiping everything a web HQ
We need to send a team over there right now
Like it's not that simple James
What we messed up
Going to webs you don't do a thing like that without consequence consequences for web. He's a very powerful man
What's wrong with everyone first Greenway now you?
For Greenway, this is a whole different game, but he learned tonight
Changes everything for him. He doesn't serve your anger. Well, perhaps not. It's still what we did tonight changed the rules
Where are we going? You'll see
behind the coffee machine
Oh, shit.
So nothing back here ever happened, huh?
Just go here.
Then where the hell are you leading me?
Ann, thank God we've done a much time.
There's been a development.
It's the Nicholas way of sending this.
In case you're wondering, it is footage of you and Greenway assaulting WebHQ.
Two of my agents rogue on British soil.
He...
It doesn't change the fact that...
He changes everything.
He is accusing you of terrorism.
He's cc'd half the cabinet.
As we speak, there are arrest orders with your names on them,
working their way through the system,
and my future's not looking much brighter.
Oh, we just have to show them what we've found.
Oh, God, don't be so naive.
It's one thing that you broke into WebHQ.
It's another that you got caught, but leaving without proof?
You couldn't have botched this any worse had you tried.
But you're not having me in.
Of course I'm not.
Oh!
I'm sending you on a black hole to collect the irrefutable proof we need to bring down
the webs.
I am putting a lot of trust in you.
Don't you dare disappoint me.
Money penny?
Don't finish the mission brief.
Bond you, go and seek you.
You're dismissed.
I told you I was on the street.
What about Thayer?
It's obviously compromised.
This mission is strictly off the record, so you can't use it anyways.
My sister needs to shut it down right now.
And then what?
Em needs to play her part in Aiden apprehending her rogue agents.
And Thayer will assist.
However, I'm taking a few pages out of 009's playbook, meanwhile, you, Mr. Singin's
Smithe, do what Billy and the Playboys do best. Go to a luxury resort.
What did she say?
I suspect that a year ago, now I'm more suspect to think.
Smithe?
Singin's Smithe?
The luxury resort, you say.
No, I know it's his codename, but why do they say it's... why do they pronounce it like that?
SINGEN SMITE!
It might without there you're in for some good old-fashioned spy work
Damn bro, it's like empty down here
What if I what if I report to Q and they fucking shoot me in games over?
Sorry, raising sense a bit more.
My immersion broke, get over it.
In the zone, are we?
Bombed. I say great work at web industries.
Well, the whole business is dreadful, of course, but silver lining.
Finally, some real failure is not an option spy work.
Living by one's wit's no safety net, get that blood flowing, no?
Right
Speaking of silver linings nice try, but you won't need it
Besides she's not ready. I do have some gadgets lined up
Oh and what has left you a new service pistol? Oh, really?
You know how it is Q easy come easy go
I'm sure you'll find something service good care of us Q
Oh, that shit looking kinda nice.
Dart phone, missile pen, laser strap, Q watch?
Yeah, fuck it bro.
I'm good with that.
I've been meaning to ask you heard of a ghost pattern. I'm no expert, but I believe it's a probability paradox
When one has a large enough data set accidental patterns in mud from chaos
Coincidences that appear deliberate random events that seem meaningful if enough people slip on banana peels
It starts to look like banana peels are out to get us spot on
You have a lock on Greenway
He was in a rough spot when I last saw him Greenway knows our playbook front to back
If he doesn't want to be found, there's not much we can do about it.
Look, Greenway has had the rug pulled from under him.
Give him some space.
So, Sir Nicholas Webb...
Try and line between genius and madness.
Um...
Present company excluded, of course.
Of course.
How did we not realize that Webb was covering up Thayer's mistakes?
Confirmation bias, I suppose.
We saw what we expected to see.
Thayer was supposed to be infallible,
so no one searched too hard for evidence to the contrary they are made as complacent and risk a verse smart
Hopefully this whole side affair will serve as a wake-up call. You really are a glass half full person. Are you well depends on what's in the glass?
Yo full dare ox I said to be at one prime sub row and Apple man. Thanks to prime full dare ox
Holy fuck ready to head out front gates. Hold their ox then vengeance pking
Sua can't be helped. I'm afraid. Let me get the door for you
The sewer, wait a second.
Oh hell naw.
What's up, Moneypinny?
Nutrilo-Voltaic energy research.
Sadly, he died last month in Singapore under ambiguous circumstances.
Three weeks later, a solar geo-engineering specialist died in Orlando, Florida.
Circumstances equally ambiguous.
Yes, they're part of the Marjors.
Indeed.
They have flagged these seemingly unconnected deaths as consistent with the MO of an elusive terrorist.
Haliban, a rabid extinctionist who believes that mankind is a cancer on the planet that needs to be purged.
urged sounds delightful safe to say this caliban is not too keen on scientific progress what's it
got to do with web here's the kicker according to interpol caliban's child remains were recovered
from a mexican landfill according to forensics he's been dead for months now if this is true it
means they are made another blunder another ghost pattern yes we believe damien is in vietnam to
cover up this latest mistake Vietnam likely he plans to stage a copycat kill
making it look like Caliban is very much alive and kicking
filming phase original conclusion is the target I'm afraid we don't know that
part is up to you
That way Vietnam is nice as hell!
Nobody ever told me?
Yo, I gotta go to Vietnam.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Guys, maybe taking a 2 week vacation to Vietnam.
All right, time for a little Q&A. Who are we playing today, James?
Smythe. Singin' Smythe. Singin' Smythe!
We run our own company. Same day courier service called Go Get It. Launched a year after turning
our back on the music business. Why would we do such a thing?
Too many arseholes and egos. Lovely.
From Vietnam? Once a year we hop on a plane and venture
somewhere to recharge our creative juices. This year when the dice rolled, Vietnam came up.
Okay, I buy it. That's because I'm selling it so well. Time to die.
There's the pier and the welcoming committee. Time to get in character.
Hello there everybody.
to you my dear. I'm just getting started.
Decent.
Wow! Well I want to go to a resort like this in Vietnam.
The villa is this way. We pride ourselves on exclusivity and discretion here at the pearl.
As such we do not keep ritual records of a guest stay with us.
I need you to sign the ledger and reception to confirm your arrival here.
I need eyes on that ledger.
Of course.
One more thing.
There's a package waiting for you inside your villa.
It arrived this morning.
Enjoy your time at the Perth, Mr. Smite.
I most certainly will.
You are a little too good at that.
At what?
Being a bit of a bell-end.
Ah, what can I say?
Just seems to come naturally.
Naturally
You would rock that pink shirt, but I think I would actually
I think I'm gonna enjoy this place
Bro like how could you not oh my god wait I want to go on vacation here. This is place exists in real life
If just open it.
Q-track, a smart bug, designed to protect assets in the field.
That's new.
Once inside the bloodstream, it tracks location, heart rate, and...
It's a cyanide pill!
...to 24 hours before it's then broken down by the body.
And the glasses?
Q-glasses. They see everything, recording it back here at MI6.
So you see what I see?
Yeah, I get to live vicariously through you for the next 24 hours.
But why?
Once you get eyes on the potential targets, I can confirm it's them through the glasses.
Wonderful.
Put them on.
We're alive.
Good stuff.
At yes, I am this handsome.
Hang on.
Not sure if you can handle Southeast Asia's heat though.
I can do it.
I can do it.
You're just sogging up the lens.
Too shade.
I could do it.
Shush buds!
Yeah, I'll bring you back a pair.
So that's what a thousand pound bottle of bourbon looks like.
He was me hoping for a bag of peanuts.
Guys, I just put on sunscreen, hello.
Comments of the Tranquility Cave.
All organic gluten and cruelty-free.
That's some next-level spa stuff.
Great.
At least I'll smell good when Damien shows up.
Okay, glass is calibrated.
Time to get eyes on that ledger, so we can find out who it is Web is here to kill.
Okay, this actually, maybe this resort is too expensive. I'm not sure I can go to a place like this.
Money, Penny. Why's Damien here?
Traced him to an airport in Farnborough, boarded a private plane to Singapore with five other men that I haven't been able to identify.
One more rival sponsor?
Spiritual energy sounds intense. I won't cry will I many do oh shit rather repress
Here we are
Reception is right over there my colleague will help you get signed in okay
The Emperor Villa.
Tell me you're not checking out.
I'm being upgraded, actually.
Of course you are.
You must be important.
Hey.
The Emperor Villa will be ready shortly.
Please make yourself comfortable while you wait.
Oh, I'll do that. Thank you.
I didn't catch your name.
I didn't give it.
Oh!
Attractive mystery woman, one.
Syngen Smythe, nil.
Eyes on the ledger, James.
Right, yeah. Ledger. On it.
Afternoon.
Need to sign the ledger.
Make my stay official.
Oh my oh my I like a woman that plays hard to get.
says hey
Alrighty
Locate Teresa Lorca who we just met Ramona Hernandez and Ellis White
I
Just had Q in my ear don't use the dart or laser on anyone we need to bug they can interfere with the Q-track
Okay.
Roger.
Who?
The Hang Villa.
The Hang Villa.
I'm just thinking about myself.
Oh, gentlemen.
Good afternoon.
I'm here to see Mr. Hernandez.
He's busy.
And it's important.
So is his yoga appointment.
Which is exactly why I'm here.
Where is he from yesterday?
Quit got bent out of shape over something. He took Mr. Hernandez blue yoga mat after their session
He won't do yoga without don't fetch it and be right back. He's blue. We can get mr. Hernandez feeling
sensation all the better
I need to get my hands on that mat
Find another way in blue yoga mat James the yoga center is inside the tranquility cave good on my way
I could sneak you know like but
Do not look at the toilet paper rolls in Hung Villa.
Ah, shit.
I got aura?
I bring it but come to the session yesterday at the home villa and I can't see
the other thing storage room thanks the party yes I'm working I'll see you then
um listen bro I hate to break it to you gonna need that
I hope you don't mind
What's your up to improvising yet another role James you there have some info on
Hernandez from what I can see there's been multiple attempts on his life he's
not want to back down and clearly doesn't get it down he pisses off kind of
I can't lie
Yoga candy
Ladies
Trash passing but it's chill because I got his yoga mat.
Yeah, I prefer slamming someone's head into a wall like 10 times personally.
That's my preferred method, but...
This guy looks tough as hell!
Tell him we know about Aguiverte.
Aguiverte!
We know about your connection to Aguiverte.
Stunt down.
You have 30 seconds.
Well that was easy.
We think you're his next target.
I'm always somebody's next target.
Wait, this guy's just farming.
A simple phone call would have survived a mystery.
Let me change.
It wouldn't have, because I wouldn't have been able to give you this.
Swallow it.
It allows us to track you and your vitals for 24 hours.
I'll have to carry 20 foot hours.
You piss it out.
I'll stop the bad guys and we will go home give it here
They're not gonna like test that shit now if you'll excuse me. I need a CEO right to call my nurse
All right cool
Because a soup cost I you're about to get me fucking killed bro
Wait Ramon Hernandez is tough as fuck
Is this like Yakuza or not Goofy? It's nothing like Yakuza. This game is nothing like Yakuza
No wonder that guy's in the hung villa.
Yeah, hitmate uncharted. That's a better idea.
And in his friends don't suppose want to go with me
To the party I can't
Working late and I'm trying to get the imperilla ready for miss. Looker miss. Lorca the Serenity space waiting on us to finish up
No problem
Can blame a guy the serenity space huh?
just not tonight
Perhaps another time Serenity space save sounds like a fancy name for the bathroom. Let's hope not
anyway it's in the center of the resort that's her Theresa Loker once you plan
get close and apply it on the skin I'm sorry mr. Smite but the serenity space is
full at the moment I can have someone fetch you as soon as a spot my fucking
ass I see a seat right there bro apologies again
Okay, well, how am I supposed to, um, how am I supposed to, I see ledges, I can hang
hold on I see ledges
yelling up guys or was it I tap this guy's shoulder like yelling up
don't mind me madam just testing the waters
Oh, wow.
You again?
Genomic analysis of merino bacteria in its role in alginobiosynthesis.
Yeah, I'm in genetics.
It's boring science stuff, Mr. Bond.
What's your name now?
John.
Oh.
Theresa.
You didn't drop the bond, huh?
I like boring science stuff.
Try me.
Okay, then.
You asked for it.
You asked for it?
Well, algae are inherently more efficient at carbon removal than terrestrial plants.
Their entire surface is dedicated to the act of the synthesis.
They absorb as much carbon as all the plants and trees on land combined.
Someone was paying attention in biology class.
I mean to the plants and not at most.
I
There's this particular strain of algae called clorella vulgaris that absorbs
More CO2 than any other planet
That's why I'm here at the convention to secure funding for this super strain. I'm developing
Which will be our most potent weapon against climate change
Potentially it's faked. I don't worry about it. That's simple, huh?
That's simple
Did he forget the mission?
What happened?
All right Romeo, step out of it.
I do like a woman who experiments.
Jesus James.
Really?
Because she's a scientist.
The new lady.
Wait, did he put it in the drink?
I wasn't even paying attention.
Let's go find his wife.
Wait, did he put it in there?
Oh, the handshake, right, right, it can be applied to the skin.
right right right yi right right rii%k
excuse me
The chuds on Zitter say she's unattractive by the way.
Is there Twitter discourse on this game?
I guess there always is, huh?
They're trying to call it woke.
I mean, who can blame them?
Who can blame them?
Masculine James Bond being ordered around by a woman that would never happen.
Are you kidding?
That would never freaking happen.
Yes, sir?
What can I do for you?
As you can tell me where I can find Mr. Ellis White.
He's a guest of yours. Oh, yes, Mr. White
I spoke with him earlier at the vellum and then see boss perhaps if a child devalve it lantern bar
alright, hey
Would you go for me on why?
2025 man of the year they call him mr. Magnetic mr. Magnetic with that binds micro plastic particles to separate them from water
So that they can be safely removed. Wow made him a very rich man
Let's get off the resort for a bit, go and explore some of the islands around us,
then find somewhere to hunker down and have a bit.
I love the idea of just you, me, no noise, nothing.
Properly said.
Oh, you'll love this.
One of them came over when you were in the bathroom,
inviting you to come to a party at the Oceanview Bar with his famous friend,
Ellis White.
Looked him up.
And apparently he's a big deal in the eco-summing world.
I hope you told him to get lost.
White is at the Oceanview Bar.
Mark it for you on your Q-Lens.
Thanks.
Well, thank you.
How'd you do that?
Let me guess.
You're not going to let me through?
Let me guess.
You can't come this way, Bruce.
Bruce?
Why not, Bruce?
I might throw you out of the door.
If you don't have an invite, I'll let you in.
Of course.
I'm probably left it in my suite.
You don't fetch it.
I need an invite, huh?
That's interesting.
Who makes flashers and invites for a private party?
And is white, apparently.
And one with a distinct lack of dreams.
Speaking of which, I'll go see if I can order some.
Don't want a private. What is that?
Um...
Blinded!
Thank you very much.
Well
God do what you gotta do guys
Guys a dickhead what the hell
That's a target and it's light man likes a drink
You tracks to work to be swallows
Kiss my toned ass, is that what he just said?
I misplaced the keys to the minibar and I'm getting thirsty. I'm getting dirty
I'm taking a walk with my pal John to here to go fetch a new set. He'll show you where do that
I'm all yours. What do you say? Happy to my man
John see you're up. Can't believe I'm doing this
Maybe sitting the fan boy. Why am I stuck walking you and those tiny shorts?
Hey bar to get a set of keys. I told them couldn't be got just point me in my shorts in the right direction
I'll do the rest easy for you to say. I'll try. What is this brew made a total scene?
What is it?
Now if I so much as breathe near that storage South Africa, I know that so learn something new every day go you
I kind of fuck with it, bro
The keys in a storage room behind the box
watch
I kinda want this
really?
oh, it's not that
Louder than we are a business at the bar down. It was getting out of head for hello
Not this way, please. I'm don't mind me just following a trail of bad decisions. No, it's a
League unit is up. What thanks appreciate you. Huh?
Don't do much good
Again late tonight to
What is that even me almost?
Just a few more minutes, and we should be here soon.
Pretty privilege?
Got him. Nice.
It said back to the guys.
Pretty smooth work getting those keys.
I'm not gonna lie.
I really thought you'd go.
Yeah, you have little faith, Johnty.
Wasn't that hard to get them?
Yeah, you know.
Anyway, I was wrong.
Respect.
You might just fit right into this.
Thanks.
I think.
Follow John T.
Yeah, buddy people.
Yeah!
Key masters have returned.
My guides.
All right, let's get our drink on.
Ladies, bar's open.
Come on over and join us for some tasty beverages.
Are there any ladies in here?
There's one girl.
Two girls.
All right, folks.
The bar is open.
What'll it be?
Something that kicks hard like a mule.
I'm sobering up here.
You scared the ladies away.
How about a tequila slammer?
I do make a mean tequila slammer.
Read my mind.
That's more like it.
One slammer for Mr. Magnetic coming up.
Cassie, right?
Crocs quite an out when I'm actually trying to copyright it at the moment wasn't too keen on it at first
But my new lady friend over there she digs it if you know what I mean
Oh, I bet she does between you and I it's like shooting fish in a barrel here
It's like bang bang bang then back to my villa for X-rated wrestling
You get what I'm saying, bro, right? I don't need to spell it out for you. All right
Hey, I think I get a picture. I want to punch him so hard right now
Me too. Me too what? From me to you. One tequila slumber. To my new friend, Smive. It is true what they said. Not all heroes wear caps.
Oh my god! And not the nobzibation, you're so short, I'm very fine with you. Q-Track is live. You can get out of there now.
Dubzki!
Are you playing this for me, bro?
Oh, yeah, there's that Hootenanny in the restaurant.
I need to make an appearance.
Got my eyes on a hot, unfortunate yeast chick
in the Medi-Fit convention.
Tess?
Terry?
Teresa.
Yeah, that's it.
Teresa.
PhD in seaweed or some shit.
She's into me.
She's not, bro.
She's not.
She's not, bro.
How long you in Vietnam, fool?
Not sure.
My ex went nuclear, threw me out,
took the dogs, slashed my threads,
deleted my favorite TV shows.
like total meltdown so called the boys up took them out here with me you know
the way it is brah my kids you know let's turn them into margaritas what
brought you to the convention the sequel to magna liquid I call it magna
melt breaks plastics down in seconds gone poof like that shit never existed
I'm talking clean oceans in our lifetime bro need extra bank to move it into full
production I'm gonna shoot so he's smart as fuck me's also kind of like a dick head
huh
oh my god
all Q-tracks alive not sure if I've ever been here before if I have fuck you if I
haven't fuck you honey honey
iridami in his men now on the ground at Halong Bay
I'm tracking two SUVs that met his group at the airport
they're about a three and a half hour drive out from you that means you have
three and a half hours to prepare.
Perfect.
I've got some time to kill.
One last thing.
So hot here.
We're really murderous here.
Easy now.
One last thing.
What's he doing?
I mean it does look nice, like how could you not?
Well, I gotta go on a fuckin' resort like this.
Jesus.
This shit looks so nice
Damien's gonna copy Caliban
How are they gonna explain the dead body in the Mexican landfill the corpse was taken to a morgue in Cinella for autopsy
There were reports of a fire that same night the fire chiefs report from the station said it was just a fault with the alarm system
Damien very likely he sent a cleanup crew in to cover up their tracks
You just play overwatch on your steam deck or something wrong in have a steam deck because they're fucking a thousand dollars now. Oh my god
Money, Penny. I never get the chance to ask.
How are you holding up?
Christ. Okay, let's see.
Bright is gunning for M's head.
The double-o program is on the verge of being shuttered for the second time.
And... oh, yes, almost forgot.
You and Greenway terrorists, according to Sir Nicholas Webb.
Other than that, I'm peachy.
Right, since we're sharing, let's do you.
How are you doing?
I'm... waiting for my cocktail.
Yo, there's like...
There's like two drops of liquid in there!
Sounds delightful.
Chin-chin, moneypunny.
James, something's wrong. It's Lorca. I think she's in trouble.
Her heart rate's spiking and her oxygen levels are falling through the floor.
through the floor oh my fucking god on the way we actually fuck oh my god we
actually gave her cyanide
There are as fast as I can.
46. Move faster.
How's it going on here?
I don't know, but it's still dropping. 35 now.
Something really wrong with your shit.
Oh shit. I'm almost there.
Blocked.
Up there.
Oh my god. White towels? We take those.
Fine.
What the hell? She was just taking a swim bro.
She was holding her breath under water, she was swimming!
Little double entendre there.
No, actually you guys put up on that. We'll double on to Andre.
You seem the kind of guy who knows what he likes.
So let me guess, you don't like it too sweet.
You don't like it too complicated.
Why did you at me and say
you wouldn't know what to do with all that, junior?
Straight up.
I've been none to experiment.
The glasses!
Oh, shit.
Ha ha ha ha!
Audio.
James, still on.
Literally in the gutter.
Tea. Tea time.
There's no way people are calling this girl ugly on Twitter.
Could be serious, bro.
There's no way.
It was a bit tight.
You shook you got the measurements right.
I'll be the judge of that.
But the pass is on.
Let me see.
Yeah, what if he broke them when he threw them out?
Oh, very dapper. Give us 12.
Piss off.
Aren't you missing something? The bowtie?
Take bowtie.
I don't suppose Q included instructions.
How on earth did you make it through boarding school without tying one?
It's complicated.
Should I get Q on the line?
Please do.
Do you know how to tie a bow? A bow tie? No, no, absolutely not.
Why wouldn't you just make it a clip on?
Help me, Arnie, would you?
Relax, Bob. It's a bow tie, not C4.
Alright, make one end ever so slightly longer than the other.
You people and your vague measurements.
Pay attention, please.
Yes, sir.
There we are.
Now, we're off to the races.
It would appear so.
Now, fold the short end to create our first bow shape.
After that,
create the longer end over the center.
Nice, clean and even, please.
You know, cutie-y?
Bombs less complicated than this.
Nicely done.
Now you're getting it.
Oh, look at you.
Saving the world.
One wardrobe malfunction at a time.
Now the second bow fold that longer end to mirror the first, you'll see a small loop forming behind the front bow.
Take the folded end, push it through the loop, steady now. Don't panic, blow the whole thing.
Right, no panic. Just a growing sense of humiliation.
Listen, if anyone asks, I was never trained for this. Our lips are sealed.
I don't-
Right, money coming.
Absolutely. Sealed shut.
I'm lost.
Sub Ski.
Diving Watch.
Fucking money for any watch in that ship, bro.
We've got this. Once I'm in the restaurant, we'll get eyes on Romano and Alice.
You keep tabs on their movements, and I'll watch over Lorca for the evening.
That's odd. Lorca. A heart rate is.
Mr. Bond is here.
Heart rate is what?
It's safer over here.
Still a bit sore, are we?
You'll be fine.
Isn't that right, Bob?
Yes, sir.
James, I think you need to get to the emperor villa now. Come on, Jens
You know they say this I was kind of spooked
Listen, she's not alone Dennis White is with her. I don't think no, I don't
Come on, honey, Penny. Where is he? Where's Danny one second?
It's not Damien. I've been tracking the wrong SUVs.
It's quiet. Too quiet. Open the fucking door.
Damien's? Yeah. They're here. Be careful, James.
Let's continue this week Let me finish my city for this close things
I'm gonna finish my Seagate from this close thing is killing you mate. Be quick about that.
How are we left?
What was that?
Closey.
Night night.
Got the blueprints of the villa in front of me. It looks like...
All of a sudden?
Metal Gear Solid 3.
I
Jesus James be careful what?
Polly back seated what the fuck
I'm here
Best out of luck.
You didn't see Shep, was he?
Step into my fucking domain, bro.
Step into the bushes.
I
Was big
I could...
Well, let me kill this motherfucker over here first.
For you.
Oh, there's two of them over here.
Can you look at that?
There we go.
Huge. Not as big as you, hashtag beast.
I
Was that quick over here that means
Stop
Ugly ass hair fuck you piece of shit
What who says super TF can't do stealth by the way
I would see me if I fucking went on this guy surely
He doesn't know he doesn't know he has no nose
I
Hear you come out nice and easy
Huge something to remember me by absolutely huge
Guy's screened it I heard nothing didn't you know tall grass muffles all sound broke at the times
Hello, what's this? What's the American doing here?
Came around looking for a boutique. Didn't go the way he'd hoped.
He doesn't fit the narrative the real caliber never allowed for collateral damage.
That looks perfect.
How many times my father is adamant that the validity of today's conclusion is not questioned
Are you dumb look at me are you an idiot you make him disappear all right the boys in
and the cops will patch up the loose ends. Go!
And Nico?
Bring Loki to the side.
I think it's time we set things in motion.
Tell me you got that.
No, I got it all right.
Huge!
That'd be enough.
It'll have to be.
Now go get the girl.
Not yet.
Don't kill Ellis you can't save them all James
Sure as I'll try I was gonna say those know where they make me make a decision, right?
Find Ellis
Found him. He's on the lower floor. What's your step? It's a full house down there good. I like those odds
tough as hell
I don't want to hurt that.
I've got him in my sight.
Oh god.
Um, um, I ran an ammo suboptimal.
Okay, situation contained, I think. Situation not. Fuck it!
situation contained contained okay we're good
like that fucking tree that stupid ass plant hold that
I
Move to the next floor you need to get downstairs working on it short cuts of the basement there. Oh, what the hell?
Huge
There Alice is on the other side of that door. Hmm
Okay
Oh fuck.
Time to do your job.
Blind the shadow you?
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
I'm gonna throw you off the fucking map.
I accidentally blinded him, but what can you do?
That guy's just dead?
Yeah, bro, I'm not working on fucking keeping them alive.
Oh
My god this fucking idiot
No dumbass down I just saved your life. What the hell if you don't want to reset. Oh my god. He's drunk. Oh my god
Oh
He's got Abrams charged. Oh my fucking god
How is this fucking plant eating 20 million bullets?
Hello?
What kind of technology is that?
It's these fucking GMOs.
Non-organic plants and tomorrows.
Oh shit.
up. Fuck, I missed my chance on that one. This guy's throwing a fucking grenade in
You know so like no, but no one's like accidentally stumbled upon this yet by the way
No
So what Damien said about how like
The guy doesn't make any mistakes or whatever
So what happened?
It is a news report about a fucking villa of resort being out
Take it over
I see her.
I'm just fucking backhanded, or Jesus.
It's fucking Wesker.
Oh yeah? Take that.
Hey, this guy's just burning alive right now.
Oh my god, I just worked this guy so hard.
And he's burning alive.
I
Love the dress
No way that guy's nothing like his brother. Yeah, actually this guy's a bitch
Oh
You look his face
My father oh my god
Just fucking
I love your brother for my life.
Jesus!
Does it work?
They shut out of him!
You just blout him?
Shit's on.
Double or die, save Theresa Lorca.
James, are you there?
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Double or die save Teresa Lorca
What the fuck happened
Do you know where you are
They means off the party
Listen, I'm in a bit of a bind here. I know okay. I'm working on it. Just try to buy some time
Wait, did I see this gold mask like way earlier?
I remember seeing this.
It was in it, it was fucking game here.
Look at that.
The RPG, right, right, right.
Yeah, my work life balance isn't great
Let's see if we can't find and even split
50 50
Am I six knows what you did they always settle their scores?
Why were you I'd start running I would definitely fuck this one up on cuddle
I get it
My second fiddle all your life having to compete with perfection knowing your father loves they have more than you perfection
Are you kidding me?
I'm the sod who has to get his hands dirty every time that glorified chandelier makes a mistake
I
Almost wish the truth would come out so quick. I promise. I'll do everything in my power to protect you. That's sweet James really
But we both know you have
Damn it, Jamie. You can't contain this life forever. What way or another your father is going down
Don't let him ruin your life. Let me help you
Nice try James, really, but you'll never defeat my father, I carry him we'll see to that.
Oh my fucking god.
My balls!
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I knew it was from the way.
I'm still handcuffed!
Okay, I guess we're doing this then.
Oh, shit.
Bon, you got a lot of company down there.
Yeah, see that.
Okay, here's the plan.
You call them, I'll bag them.
Oh, shit.
I'm in position.
Push forward through the quarry.
I'll meet you at the other end of it.
Keep your head down.
Where is Bro Sniper from?
I
Was me thinking it was gonna be a nice quality
She's down
I've got you I see him watching two hostiles your way
Oh my god, he's so chill with it.
Washes himself, get crushed to death.
Like fucking move, dumbass!
What is this?
What is that?
I don't know.
What is that?
That's what I was looking for.
Where is he?
What's that?
I thought he was down.
Are you so chill with it greenway?
I'm coming.
He's down.
He's down.
Oh my god!
The bloody sniper up in there!
What have I just done?
There's a star!
The star is down.
Where the hell are the shots coming from?
Don't worry about it, bro.
Don't get him through there.
Hang on. I have an idea.
Keep your head down.
Don't let him get it!
We need more cover!
No! We need more cover!
No! We need more cover!
No! No! We need more cover!
Oh
He's fucking
job John no good in you to change the position of soon bro beautiful beautiful
on up here
I'm not finished his arms better too I thought you said you were out let you
have all the fun I don't think so and
and here he won't be meeting it what's the plan I'll take the high ground we
push forward corner Damien and then we put him down I like it all righty
money penny Damien took my watch can you track it of course triangulating his
position for you now I have him his location has been marked on your Q
lens thanks greenway how you doing lots and new friends it's good to have you
back John it's good to be back but we're not out of the woods just yet Damien
brought a small army with him and they all make for terrific target practice you
You already made that joke, bro. You already made that joke.
Take it slowly, huh?
some for me my bro he can take all he can kill all that if he wants I'm fine
with that makes my job easier
One more down.
You're getting paid for the head!
You've done this before!
Good night.
I got a deagle.
Night night.
Night night.
Night night.
Remind me not to piss you off again.
No!
He's showing you need to be here!
Oh my god.
I
Know that sniper up there. Oh my god, I was like I was out of that was checkmate. I couldn't move. There's an A by me
Was Gigi
Bring my position right up ahead taking slowly
Christ there everywhere
any ideas just a wall right up ahead
take it slow
how do they even know that I'm here by the way
come on say some for me
lots of stuff
another one down you're just showing off now
one more down
I
Guys running on nothing
Kick it a little there
Run get the cover
Oh
Holy crap
I
Look at the way he's positioned how is he shooting anyone his gun is literally
perpendicular to
Anyone else
get him john! thank you bro
huge, big things happening
I don't get killed here.
That was good for me.
How was it for you?
I've had better.
What on earth are you talking about?
We're bonding.
I'm in a bit of a bond.
Bonding!
It's on fire from all angles.
Stand down!
You're pinned down.
On my way.
It's just me.
I need you to mark green my position for me.
Why does super kind of look like Bond?
I mean, I think I look better than Bond, but like...
OOOH!
Oh my god!
On the ladder, bro! Get up that shit!
We talk too much.
Oh my! Do they make dumb trucks this big?
How do they transport these things?
They build them on site? I guess that makes sense.
Okay um, how's that?
How's that?
Easy?
I mean they're all dead bro, you wanna hurry it up a little bit or?
Will exchange action W start truck
Why did why even bother getting it started if it's just gonna go 20 feet what the hell
Well, what was the point of that?
Whoooa!
I'm taking care of web junior you do know he's probably walking you into a trap don't
I know I'm counting on it. We have the evidence so Nicholas Damien. They're finished, but I'm not okay
Please be careful. That's an order. I'll be careful
What
I'm there's no other gonna let fucking John die to a bunch of random thugs, right?
My watch
Really bro, you didn't hear him come up on you really
What's that little liquid courage for what happens next?
What is?
Oh no.
There's so much more.
Nice.
Drugs.
It's a synthetic compound.
It floods the endocrine system, elevating physical and mental awareness.
mental awareness. It makes you faster, better, stronger. Show me. I thought you'd never
ask. Okay. I didn't even press that, by the way. What the hell?
You still think you can stop me, James?
What is this, bro?
Outlast!
And outsmart it!
What the f-
You remind me of digs with this gold mask?
I'm death-surrounding?
Don't you see?
We've been ahead of you, and still away.
Are Higgs?
Why is he digs?
Higgs, sorry.
You really do love the sound of your own voice, don't you?
I
Don't pull your punches James. I gotta go close to it's a death wish
You really did under arrest
Enough games
It's a shame you won't live long enough to witness progress James
That one was the free.
Now what is this goofy ass fight, Graf?
Another one?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Did I just rip the needle off in his eye, I don't like that at all bro.
That's so funny, bro.
Imagine a fucking ground strike from Lash right here, though.
Really?
Really bro?
Don't even bother doing a fake death thing, okay good.
It's done. He's gone.
I thought he was going to hit me to get hit.
Is he actually dead? I was just like,
no body, no dead situation. No body, no death.
For Damien, I mean.
No one is surviving that? I mean,
Surviving that? I mean...
But there's no way Greenway's gonna die to some random fucking thugs off- I mean, I
guess it wouldn't be off-screen, it'd be an on-screen death.
But as a result of that, really, man?
Why did you come back for me?
I thought you hated it, Robert.
Turns out, I was wrong about that.
You've got heart on it.
It's just what we need right now.
I don't know why I didn't see it before.
Because you're a miserable old bastard.
There is that.
Will you do me a favor?
What's that, bro?
Anything.
Don't let it change you.
Don't let it.
Is there anyone I should contact?
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Who's going to narrate the crucible now, Destiny 2?
It's okay to cry, I'm not gonna cry.
You know my name. Defeat Damien Webb.
Attention, please, everyone.
Five minutes ago, Sir Nicholas Webb informed us that if we ignore his demands,
the next leak will be bigger and a lot closer to present day.
Meaning that sources, assets, and even agents will be at risk.
The diplomatic hit we have already taken is irreversibly detrimental to our national
security, global interests and Great Britain's standing in the world.
Further jeopardizing that is not an option.
It has been decided to accept Webb's demands.
Oh my God, man!
Giving in is not giving up.
On the contrary, we do this to protect the country we all love. It is time to stand down. Thank you.
Well that was when Bond and Moneypenny walk in.
Oh wait, they're already here. What the fuck?
Bond, congratulations. Your performance in Vietnam proved beyond a doubt you'll make an excellent double-O.
What are you doing? We can't let Webb get away with this.
What we do is my call. The world's not fair, Bond. I thought Greenway taught you that.
Oh, using a dead man's name.
M, we have to go. The Prime Minister's waiting.
Moneypenny will debrief you, then go home and get some well-deserved rest.
Did we learn how to record a son admitting they murdered people? I think it's like a
Mutually assured destruction that what the fuck is going on with my jacket
All right, bro rock that crop top
Oh
You taking a picture of my jacket, bro. I believe I'm doing this web for that matter. This is months of overtime for me
Yes, possibly
What about Damien and cover-up we'll sit on that too
After last night that feels like ancient history
But what a splendid job you did in Vietnam quite the turn of events after that
To the either either ends it on it. I don't think so or like it's a mutually assured destruction
nation under the bus for personal immunity. Yeah
You'll probably come up some narrative to justify himself and pretend he's really taking the moral high ground
We can't let web get away with this
The world needs to know what he really is what he's done. I don't disagree
So, is my jacket gonna fix itself or what, bro?
And what the hell is this?
And it's just gonna ruin the moment.
If it goes into a cutscene like this, it's just gonna ruin it.
I can't take this seriously.
I can't take this seriously.
some of their safety layers and I'm going down there now but I can see that
you're not done ranting come walk with me there is a complete scam web lied to
where my six for more than a decade started out using the double O program
as a scapegoat destroying 009 in Greenway's lives and now he's leaking top
secret intel to the press and we're just letting him get away with it but how the
hell is it come to this he's been once ever had all along there's a sixth sense
I swear he doesn't need one. He's monitoring his own tech and we've led him
Coming I'm right behind you bro with my fucked up jacket and all
Two full sweeps and a third one concluding as we speak there isn't and never was compromised
We saw it at web HQ and Damian pretty much combined it nevertheless
No breach has ever occurred and explained to me
How they could have a whole department at web industries dedicated to sifting out they has mistakes if they didn't have a live feed of everything
They ever delivered we didn't make that up money penny. What can I say?
Unless web has some
Quantum entangled mirror computer. It's just not possible
Perian
That's got to be it. What it was something Damien said in Greek mythology
So why is it like a plaid pattern?
that keeps showing up like what is that? Is the inside of the jacket plaid?
Dude, we gotta do something about this jacket man. We gotta do something about this. Can we fix this please?
It's- I can't focus.
You're not actually buying any of this are you?
But what if it's true though? We can make this whole thing disappear.
But it's not. Okay. And I am with them on this. We have no choice but to give it.
Even if we had solid intel, a gamble like that would be reckless, beyond any sense.
It'd go against MI6's very reason to exist.
It would be...
...high treason.
Say you won't do anything stupid.
Cross my arm.
I'm not an idiot.
Promise me, James.
Cross my arm.
Fingers crossed when he promised.
I
Know his jacket fixed on I just wanted to check in
Where is everyone? I send them home come join me
What do we got, bro?
Don't do it.
What?
Blame yourself.
I knew him for 25 years.
The good years and what came after.
Operation 9-4 changed to me
Slipped it to darkness never could find his way out until you came along
the first life more than a decade
The what sorry the later action
And thanks to you
He went out with a bang and not with a whimper and if that's not a reason to celebrate and I don't know what is
to Greenway never accept drinks from a stranger oh oh
I'm to you James wait
okay he drinks it too I know Q's not a stranger but I just I'm sorry I'm just
you know
Don't doubt Q over again, my fault, bro, my fault.
Yeah, I'm theme monitoring.
That's a good way to put it.
I'm theme monitoring.
To get to Hyperion, I'll need an edge.
New watch, pistol, whatever else Q's got lying around.
Steel field equipment
Okay, where would you leave a shiny new Q watch? It's a good question
Working on it
I'm looking for a Q watch here.
Jet pack upgrade fuel management system drone replace batteries with high capacity models
foam reinforced container Q watch finalize report currently in stress testing.
Stress testing.
I'm in the stress test chamber.
Okay.
Okay, where is stress test?
The gym, we're not the gym!
Shooting range?
Armory? Hold on.
Fuck.
Okay, so what code would what is used for a ring full of guns?
It's a good question, bro
What about in wearables?
Anything in here
I've been where the hell is stress testing all the games give me a little freaking pointer
I found stress testing.
It's not going to let me in, is it?
So I need to get his fingerprints.
How about his glass?
After Bonz let his mission of Vietnam determine the field of equipment it requires additional stress tests before being issued to an agent. Why does he break everything?
Got a fingerprint. Now how to get it off the glass.
Let's just do the job.
Stick the tape!
It's only a partial print.
Are you fucking kidding?
What else could be good for a clean print?
Um, um, what about the bottle?
He touched the bottle.
Oh, smudged and flame grilled.
Useless.
That had the damage to me?
Can I die to this?
That'd be so funny.
Oh, shit.
So, I'm just gonna, like, Frankenstein these three partial fingerprints together and hope
that the high-tech advanced fingerprint scanner works?
Sure.
Let's see.
lost one whole print. Now let's see if I'm right. Let's see. Wow. I think I would have
made a half decent agent after all. Cue credentials in conclusive. Running diagnostics. Don't worry,
be in and out. Thanks Q. Promise to take better care of this one. Q watch. What? No, wait.
Uh oh. No. Um. Um.
What if I turn that on and then...
What happens?
Farther is it right now?
People can get locked in.
Some equipment stops working entirely, including the fire escape.
The only work right now is to trigger what the room considers an emergency.
I don't want to start a fire or destroy the explosion test chamber to get out.
setting off an explosion. Right. Okay. External lock active. Alrighty. Don't have a freaking
numpad. Always a four-digit number. The code should always be related to the test subject
itself. Update immediately when a new test subject comes in. Code protected cabinet. I
I wonder what's inside.
4397.
God, he's good.
Q and Respecate 009 from back in the day.
So how do I remove that lock?
Huge.
Do we close automatically on detonation countdown initiation?
is when the countdown is triggered down just a cupboard full of explosives okay
I'll stick around. Come on. Fast.
Nine. Eight.
Five. Four. Three. Two. One.
Just testing. That be named?
Jeez.
Even Montgomery will struggle with this mess.
Sorry Q.
The Range Rover I feel so fucking safe inside of a Range Rover
It's a good question
Laser strap flash mine
Well, I want the missile pen
I
I want the laser strap because it's funny as hell.
And let's get...
I've used the same three gadgets the whole game, um, but it's like too good, how can
you not?
Ah, fuck it, let's try something new.
Smoke pod.
Just a pistol to go.
Which I need a code for.
For the armory.
Surgeon is in the armory, right, but where do I get the code for the armory?
Where would the code for the armory be?
There's a vent.
Hold on.
There's a vent.
Yeah, I am hungry.
I'm gonna end soon, but I got stuff I gotta do first.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Get that ass banned for reminding him bro.
What you think I did?
You think he knows my hunger level better than I do?
The fuck?
Oh wait a minute, latest prototype of the surface performs to expectation with the
iterated design to the frame slide barrel and magazine achieving the desired improvements
in action handling and accuracy.
Cool.
Punches you.
I've been looking everywhere for you.
Now walk out on my team, bro.
Walk out all my freaking team time to go
of
I
Was called James I wonder if you still have life with the seven kinds of hell you're raised
I practically walked out the front door happy to be of assistance
What do you want get to web same as you web's finished
Disgraced and on the run. What makes you think I care, please don't kid a kid. Let's hear it simple
Hey!
Oh fuck!
Another opens!
It's not a five minute mission bro.
That's not a 5 minute mission.
It is?
No one here has played the game.
None of you have played the fucking game.
I beat it yesterday?
Alright, so what am I gonna do?
I'm gonna go look up 007.
First light.
through guys we can just play it tomorrow
and that's that's spoiling I didn't even type search in the fucking bar bro
I
Am I gonna eat thanks for watching
Thanks for watching, I'll probably like tomorrow
They're probably voles live, but what is wrong with this guy?
He went live at fucking 1 a.m. All right, I'll send you guys the ball.
Oh my god, wait, Asia Brown might get traded tomorrow when I wake up. Oh my fucking god.
Okay, thanks for watching everybody. Bulls playing the deadlock. He's queuing, hopefully not Kelvin.
Thanks for watching y'all, thanks for watching, appreciate it, much peace and blessings and
love, and if you're going to Volstream maybe lower your volume a bit.