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powerhouse of an individual makes his presence known with each earthshattering step forward
06-02-2026 · 7h 18m
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Oh
Can we see your pigly wigglies they are out I didn't I didn't put on any socks I showered and I didn't put on any socks
They are out.
Well, well, well, if it isn't the new face of deadlock.
Bum bum.
Smart.
Yo, big guy.
Big guy.
Yo, what up, guys?
okay bro what is what is this man why is there a fucking metro emoji address me
meow
why is there even a metro emoji bro
I
Clear's my fucking throat
Yo, what up guys? Yo BT thinks that a month's low pride
Thanks to the 12 month crime and calorie and Super Sam Aaron bug Kyle smiley
Station will up y'all
What's going on everybody
I'm going to be visiting my BF this week.
Nice.
I'm super excited.
I haven't seen you since Christmas.
I hope your week goes as well as my super love.
Black screen?
Sorry, wrong scene.
LOL.
LOL.
Alright, fine.
I'll address me.
i'll address me
eagles train wide receiver a j brown of the page
i knew what's gonna happen we all know it's gonna happen but like
you fucking serious bro
uh... drake may
my baby loves your street drake may
And ML football, I haven't seen this motherfucker since the Superbowl and then because of this trade
Oh my god, bro
I haven't even fucking heard
Oh my Jesus Christ
I have to see ML football again now
I mean we all knew this was gonna happen
We literally all knew this was gonna fucking happen
But like, come on man
really smart this is deserved for poaching lemon bro I can't even like
consider it like dude the fact his name is lemon just make you think of fucking
E-Rob bro I can't like how are we gonna call someone lemon and I don't see E-Rob's
goofy face
Fuck.
Smart. I'ma play this game off stream man. Bro, I know ML football. This guy just
This guy just this this guy is just oh my god
He's just spamming about AJ Brown
Like stop bro. Oh my god I hate ML football. I
Hate him so much
I hate him so much.
I can't block him because it's like, I don't know bro, sometimes you just gotta like, you
gotta just panic it.
I don't know how to explain it bro.
bro 0 7 it's been a good run AJ Brown I hope you're happy with Drake May as your
quarterback bro appreciate the Super Bowl appreciate the good years man
appreciated brother
lemon's actually good as fuck I hope so bro and that's not yeah that's not even
the biggest trade of the fucking day, bro.
This is insane.
Miles Garrett to the Rams for Jared verse in a 2027 first round
pick. That's crazy.
That's fucking crazy.
Hope you have a good day.
Soon I know, but I saw this thing about Aaron Donald
joking about coming out of retirement bro. Could you fucking
Imagine I mean there's no way he's going to he's been out of the league for how many years at this point
But like bro, could you imagine Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett?
First is a bargain. I mean I kind of agree. I think this is like a really good deal for
the Rams. I mean, Jared first though, I mean he's really young and he looks really fucking
good but
though if you're Jared verse though you got to be sick like imagine opening Twitter and
seeing like you got to be so fucking sick
also a 2028 second and a 2029 third yeah that's crazy
I mean Rams have to be like Super Bowl favorites now, no?
Wait, this is insane.
Okay, anime, what are you linking me, brother?
What is this?
List of games streamed by Metro.
Super seducer and super seducer 2.
Yeah, no, this is insane. Fucking the Patriots, bro. You know what, bro? I need this fucking
send Ludwig a DM. I already said it in his chat. I'm not, I'm a d- fuck you and the
Patriots I'm so sad
Why do you not have aura like this
AJ Brown really gotta go from a playoff where I know bro
He do you think he's gonna be does he think he's gonna be happy with Drake may as his quarterback?
But this he's like I don't I don't even know I don't know like there's no way there's no fucking way
Maybe he just doesn't like Nick Siriani, and he wants to be with Mike Vrabel again
That might be honestly the bigger issue. I
Think AJ Brown doesn't like Nick Siriani, and he's like you know what?
Vrables just better
Vrables received tampered Patriots should be fine. Yes, bro
They should be fucking fucked if Roger Godel had any fucking balls. He says I'm going to
Post-pone this trade. I am going to overturn this trade
Fuck you Roger Godel piece of shit pussy
I will overrule this this train
The architects and the builder the architect and the builder
AJ Brown might actually get a quarterback that can throw the ball instead of getting his ass shoved every play dude
Dude dude dude the fucking Patriots. Oh my god
Could you imagine if CJ Stroud didn't have the worst playoff performance of all time? Oh my fucking god
Oh my god, oh my god
Can you imagine oh
My dude hate watch is gonna be crazy listen
I don't actually I'm not even mad at Asia Brown honestly like I get like if you want to fucking go somewhere else fine
You can go you can go somewhere else. I just hate the Patriots. So I hope the Patriots play shit
Ideal scenario AJ Brown gets 1700 yards and like 19 touchdowns and the Patriots go like three and 14
Ideal scenario. I don't blame AJ Brown for wanting to leave. That's fucking sucks. No, incorrect
Incorrect
This is how it's, yeah this is actually gonna be me bro.
I usually only watch, what I'll do is I'll have like the Eagles game on and then I'll
have like maybe Red Zone on my phone or something but I have to make sure I'm tapped into every
Patriots game this season.
I have to be tapped in.
Oh, they're gonna be so shit
Happy pride month happy pride month, what is this?
Hello everybody, my name is Matty, and I'm from Finland. Hello Matty
Today, in Finland, the parliament vote about the equal right for homo to marry.
And there are people who say, no homo, no homo in Finland.
But I say, no, no homo.
In Finland, we homo.
and even myself and hetero but i wish that in finland
would you guys vote for matty? can homo in marriage for free
and that's it good bye smart
A.J. Brown stolen Tatum owns Philly, Drake, May, Moogs, New England on top.
Okay, well Celtic's lost to a half alive Joel and B. in round one as the two seed.
A.J. Brown was not stolen.
And Drake, May, Moogs, who?
Who is he moggin?
Like Pee Wee Football Quarterbacks maybe?
Yeah, Van Vyre's expected to be from Unsockern into the X-Fifth of a Prime.
One thing I'll give Hertz that he's unmogable, very true.
Very true.
Jalen Hertz might just be too handsome for any other quarterback to compete, and it is
what it is, brother.
Like, come on.
He's telling me he's not a handsome man?
Jeez.
would you push hurts push be prepared to be inspired by vault saving a woman in
distress this heroism knows no bounds what is this bro
is it sponsor that's amazing guys look how close we are to the serum oh my god
We have serum whoa
Why are you
Yo, I did not know that wasn't a half
Okay, we saved her. Is she saved
Yeah
wait a minute yo bro what are you playing
played this one hour immediately ended the sponsor and went to the bathroom for
15 minutes as Vol would say, that's amazing.
How is that any worse than any rival sponsor?
Bro, don't even do that.
Don't even do that.
We're actually speaking of rivals!
I think I got...
Hold on, let me check something real quick.
Yeah.
Anyways.
We'll see.
Anyways, we'll see.
Bro, I got- dude there's like too much going on this month, it's kind of pissing me off.
There's like 15 different things that I could- that I've been asked to do, slash are going
on that I might want to do and I can't- I'm not overstimulated.
What if I just don't stream for the whole month?
Yeah, got you something
No, not cuz it's Pride Months. Okay, it's not a man
That's just not what I meant, bro. Not what I meant
The only secrets looks kind of weird
business
Rare moon that replaced not a mod for deadlocks
Osa and Marina very cool
Yo, carbonator, they accept 27 times so bro.
Digging the facial hair king, thanks bro, but I'm going to shave, but I think I just
let myself shave better I think.
Add some of that, can you send me $2,000 for Pride Month?
What do you need $2,000 for what do you need uh, we need just how do you see the drama have I seen the drama
Yeah. Yeah.
You know they got your man. They got your man's little sex assault target.
I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you right now.
Metro is absolutely under no circumstance. My man.
I
Could that I can promise you
That's simply
Not the case you know what kind of blew my mind though
Is that real
I mean bro, Miles Garrett's a first round, first ballot hall of favor, I mean, and they're
They're making a push for the Super Bowl, so I think it's good.
They get to go all in for like maybe two years.
I think it's good.
Smart.
Mm-mm.
Jared versus Amazing, but he's not Miles Garrett.
I mean, I think Jared versus a really good player, and he'll be like around for a while,
He's almost Gary, bro
You might be eventually not no, I don't think so
Peep this
This is
I'll make it 20, but thank you.
Thank you, sister.
Thank you very much.
Text Wexley for the 10 gifted.
Big wave.
Thanks to prime.
Amish dating.com.
Thanks to the 200 bits.
This is spot on sports.yahu.com.
Quarterback.
Have you seen this yet?
list huh oh hell nah who made this list time to tap into the shirtless slash mod
for Nick goss and Phil Perry and we're putting Drake may at fifth over Matthew
Stafford oh hell nah
Bro, this is not crazy, by the way.
18th, you're on the clock tier, played it to Super Bowls and won one with a picture
of him holding the Lombardi, and he's eight, like are we fucking for real brother?
I hope I'm not Turtogon sending you this.
Smart.
Can you do this down super?
Uh, Anonymous X2, isn't X2 a bit?
You gotta go to the Metro dock while listening to this song.
Okay.
Alright, you guys gotta chill.
Alright, you guys gotta fucking chill.
Licks don't like that 200 bits. I hope I'm not turtig on sending you this.
Lay me down.
If you take the EX out of Lexus, that leaves lust.
Get it?
Light it out.
They say black are the barrier to sweetened juice.
I say the bigger the L, the cooler the U. Lexus.
Well, I fuck with us.
He got into arguing with his best friend.
I asked him why.
He said his friend said one plus one is three.
I asked him, what does this friend's parents drive?
He said a Lexus.
Son, one plus one will always be three there.
Lexus.
Like a day's good. I can't spell like a day's good, but I know that's what you think
You see that L right there L stand for loser. That's what you see when you behind me cuz you ain't in Alexis
Like this
Bro, I just I don't know why this bird video got so popular
Titties Assens titties ass ass titties titties ass, and I think it's Dana Scully fan
What is this corporate?
Hi Kevin this game no love valve. I hear the chair interest
Thank you, Sister Avanti, $10,000.
Yeah, text question, except 10 more gifted subs, bro.
Next time make it 20, but thank you for that 10.
I know you barely have that.
Thank you, Sister.
Thank you, Sister.
Some day, I'm potentially getting a job.
One thing I would like to say is,
I know it can be pretty challenging,
but it should be fun.
OK, but can you give me a knife, Gabe?
I'm fucking do, by the way.
There are a bunch of socialization issues,
technical issues, skill, things that you can all
acquire by doing well in school.
So that's one of the most important things you should be focusing on for the next couple
of years.
And I look forward to seeing your resume someday.
Awesome.
Do you like the boys?
I haven't seen season 5 yet.
But I've watched season 1 and 3, 4.
What is this?
Have you seen this yet?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
jar can change your life.
Oh yeah.
Appreciate that, bro.
Yes, sir.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Appreciate that, bro.
Yes, sir.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Smart.
Are these radishes?
What are these, bro?
Beats?
What am I lookin' at?
Get the gas, will ya?
It's pineapple and Kool-Aid.
What?
Bro, tell me they don't like beets though.
Like cubed beets?
Like pickled beets or pickled radish?
what is this oh Jesus what what is this bro
Nothing is starting. Why does my second DPS a woman? Suck me off. He's underage. I don't
Karry you can suck my co-
Alrighty cool
If you work is right now, I'm guaranteeing a knife you can ban me if I'm wrong, I don't think I'm gonna get a knife bro
I've not watched Earl Clax. Who the hell is Earl?
What is this?
Someone leave this before you murder.
You're guaranteeing me that if I open a case right now. One case?
No, no I opened like fucking six the other day or something, bro. I didn't get one.
Looking my finest June first.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
One?
Open a case and I'll make it 30 gifted.
You're due?
Smart.
How does this would make you feel I'm gonna get a blue and you're all gonna we all know how this is gonna go down
I'm gonna open a case. I'm gonna get a blue and everyone's gonna fucking laugh
We all know how this is gonna go Phoenix then you're really gonna hate goonimitsu
But I'm so fucking do though, but like I'm actually so do I'm actually so fucking do
Wait, but think about how fucking do I am.
I know you guys can't see, hold on a sec.
laugh at the case but has a jay been discussed yeah makes me poor oh sad
what's a good case to open here
how much are gamma cases love her youtube visit my friends are kind of
expensive five bucks wait why are you so expensive five bucks each
Weapon Case 3, I got some old cases.
I got some Esports 2013 winner cases, 2014 summer case, Weapon Case 2s, Weapon Case
I got
Smart go go go go
I'm not leaking am I okay good. We're not leaking
Oh my my king is breaking what's happening?
if I get if I if I see a goal I'm covering it up
like this game is so fucking pig like and disgusting give me the fuck out of here fast
I know you barely had that thank you sister
I know you barely had that thank you sister
Disgusting game. Yo, Nate, there's a 20 bits. Have you seen this? Oh, yeah. Wait, Paul Phoenix,
you're gonna hit Kunimitsu? Wait, what is this?
Does she need this?
I mean this is never going to happen in a game though.
Holy fuck, she's pummeling sojiro, bro.
Yo, uh, Yui Koi thinks it's a 21-prime, some dude in a suit thinks that, too.
Have you seen this?
404 not found.
Okay, well, let's try, bro.
Ear clocks me.
Ah, you're back.
Oh, fuck, wait, Splody's out and about?
Uh-oh.
I mean, I'm gonna pick Splody.
Because Splody is fucking disgusting.
Literally Splody just needs one.
Oh my god, look how fast he just scaled.
He can lose the entire time?
He just needs one good hit.
Oh my God.
It's an air raid.
You know what though?
Wrench might actually be decent at dealing with Sprody
because he can make all this like,
No way. Wait, crazy upset potentially. No way.
Wow! Bro, Ranch made so much cover.
That's crazy.
That's fucking crazy
Easy.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.
I didn't say no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Ah, thanks, nuts.
What's the band on today?
Oh, this is so easy.
What the hell, Vibrate?
shit that is not a good i mean it's whatever but
and then sticks and bubble gum uh... wriggly cum quad and some prime
corporate what is this bro
Like, what do you link me, bro?
Like, can I ask you, man?
Like, what is this shit that you link me, man?
How to make Pillsbury biscuits.
And why does this have 133,000 views, bro?
It's literally on the package.
You just put it onto a fucking thing, and that's it.
Oh, bro, they're a pre-fucking cut for you, man!
Oh
What's this bro
I knew this
I knew this
Your life is a job
Now, let the show begin
You will regret your impulsiveness
Oh really? I didn't know that
You are not yet a warrior
Boxing is awesome
Why did they add that voice?
Oh my god, I don't know where
Yeah, watch this
It's time to do this
Why is this? Is this probably gonna see 10?
No, maybe? What is this?
12 what the fuck is this game oh this is a demon slayer fighting
Oh
I'll be honest half of these I didn't know but that's cool
Yo dabs a second to one broke faxie. What is this man on my own?
Chugging sir strawberry and sprite brother
I don't think I can watch it.
If he throws up, I don't think I can watch it.
I'm going to spray on you, man.
I don't throw up.
and one from the top.
I don't throw up is his shirt.
Good. Good. Good.
I can start to smell it already.
He's got a dust boot.
Let's add the Sastrami juice to the boot.
Ooh, got some on my hand there.
Smells pretty foul with all due respect.
Oh no.
It looks pretty foul.
Oh good a little bit hanging out there. Okay, let's add some sprite. No this guy's a sick fuck. This guy's a sick fuck
Okay
The stinks smells like a dumpster
Palate cleanser though it's getting worse
Let me mix it up a little, okay?
What?
Sorry, brother.
I'm not sure how I'm going to drink this or chug it, but I'm going to attempt to.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Oh God a little bit more of a mix there
Okay, do I want to watch I'm at this point my heart's racing you throw up to see in the next chug cheers
That's just that I mean I
Mean this is just this is this is just
Nah bro.
That was bad.
I'm rating this a 0 out of 10.
I'll see you in the next joke.
Smart.
Yuck.
On my own.
Yuck.
On my own.
Jeez!
Palette cleanser.
Bro, what is hot Dr Pepper?
Dr. Pepper, the famous 23-flavored soda, has lots of spin-off products, such as Died
Dr. Pepper.
That's not the topic here today, though.
No, we're not talking about Died Dr. Pepper BBQ Sauce.
But what we are talking about is Hot Dr. Pepper.
That's right, Hot Dr. Pepper was originally introduced in the 1960s as a winter beverage.
Here are some advertisements from the 1960s showing about Hot Dr. Pepper.
pepper oh really short-lived wait like I thought I thought they meant like this is
a joke spice those are the facts and questions article on the back of the
spice he's hot anyway I'm gonna teach you how to make it all you need is a
doctor pepper a can or a bottle will be fine and just proceed to open it but
don't blow it up like I did cuz you know bad doctor pepper oh god anyway you
want to heat up a pen but this might be okay or anything and just pour a little
that the pepper in there as much as you want to the hell's that in the background
bro right and as soon as we what is going on there are their knees backwards as
much as you all right oh no they're not okay as soon as we did that we're gonna
take a lemon and a knife and make a small slice and then put it into the
glass that you're gonna pour the hot black pepper in that the pepper sauce
or steaming up that's it watch it and pouring in your glass and if you're
using a glass glass glass made of glass like I am put it very slowly like wait five
seconds between each spill so it doesn't melt because you know when glass melts
glass yeah also if you try this at home and your lemon makes a popping bubble
We need some part of it or like cuz you know
Genre pride
This is hot back to pepper these
Wow
Wow
I need some pausey vibes now, what is this?
This is actually the definition of Cat Slop.
In your instruction.
You think FS7 Part 3 will be tomorrow or at Summer Games Fest?
I mean, I feel like it has to be tomorrow.
It's a PlayStation exclusive.
Why would they not announce it?
If it's not at the State of Play, I don't think it's going to be at Summer Games Fest.
But we'll see.
It's not exclusive?
Wait what? How do you guys know this?
Rumor is exclusivity is ending bro didn't Sony just like make everything exclusive again though
They just went back and like we're not putting any of our games on other consoles again.
They don't own Square.
That's true, but historically Square and Sony have had a very close knit relationship.
So, I don't know though, I don't know, we'll see.
Not anymore after Capcom's been mogging them?
Yo, Francis thinks that 5 months of Wattla thinks that 24 months of Frown thinks that
20 bits, what is this, bro?
Wait, here's the tweet?
I got a 7 remake series, we'll be expanding to major platforms moving forward.
What do you mean series? There's one more game.
PlayStation 5, Xbox Series XS Nintendo Switch 2 and PC.
Committed to making sure players can enjoy each part in a way that suits their lifestyle.
Game director for Square Enix, studio head for FF12, FF13, Mobius, FF, FF7 Remake, FF7 Rebirth.
Okay, but like what does he know?
I trust him with my life.
Jeff replied, I trust him with my life.
All right, Charles, what do you got the plan in China or China or Japan we need to
That's not the name of the team.
Long-dung Tigers.
Nihao!
Nihao!
Nihao!
Victory wrap!
Victory wrap!
That shit is bad.
Man, no.
Man, man, man, man, man.
Everyone be quiet.
I like this. I think I like this. This looks pretty good to me. Maybe a little more up.
Like that? I think I'm fucking with this bigly. A little more up. This is perfect. No, maybe
down. If this is in 50-50, nothing will ever be 50-50.
Fuck, I should have gone more up. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
35 months, currently on lunch for my real JP, anyways, would Shiani's going to the Trail
Blazers probably the biggest NBA shock since LeBron went to Miami?
Yannis would not go to the Trail Blazers, bro, what?
Are you insane?
Why the fuck would he go to the Blazers?
I don't believe this Jimi makes the 67 months bro
You like football or basketball more football for sure
God problem the day I get 50 50 on this bro is gonna be so fucking beautiful. It's gonna be so beautiful
Beautiful
First time I hate you, I hope you know that we ran into each other in a watch game in 2024. Oh
I'm sorry that it was a bad experience for you, bro. I'm not really sure what happened must have been pretty tough
for you to remember it two years later, but I
Apologize
My fault, bro
mm-hmm
I'm a what about um
Colon elephants what what is colon elephant, bro, I'm in key reforming
Maybe next time this fucking clip is so good
Metro you bled the type is darned soup on the seven stop playing seven
Please don't play this hero go play Mcreal bled go play nacho and go play holiday, but don't play seven
the shit is not for you man you don't know where to come in fights you don't
know what to do on map you don't know how to lane blood you die 11 times on
7 and 27 minutes now who were autistic friend blood need to do some game
adjustments bro, not a game.
Using red like a comma?
This game is not for you for sure.
Yeah, terrible impact.
Wow.
Who would have thought?
Trying to steal red roof, into trap, into paradox swap,
Bobblet in the mackerel is your body for a raw touch down Patrick spate equals Patrick's win the Super Bowl
Yeah, that things that will literally never happen
All right, what's happening here what's happening here guys, what is a man what is menagerie?
Robe, newspaper, cat, things that are soft and fuzzy, slippers, cat, it's about it, huh?
Parts of a room. A wall, a window, a door, and a ceiling.
Sick.
What is a menagerie? I know a menager-tois is like a threesome. Is that like related?
I
Newspaper, huh
Okay, there's the word 2, there's the word at, there's the word on, and there's the
word B. Ending in common words in the English language.
Thoughts on this one?
Thought I was seeing something.
Okay.
that make people cry a wedding a tattoo a cat and an onion right if people cry
when they get tattoos or is that pussy shit I mean I'm sure it happens right
Not if you want to weigh!
Shit.
Newspaper.
Wedding.
Pipe.
Onion?
Things with layers.
A tree and onion.
There's a few things I'm thinking here.
Smart.
Newspaper?
Like, you flip through the newspaper, but like would you call those layers?
And there's like, tattoo?
Like is that?
Would you be like, I don't, a, like a, a robe?
I think it's something with layers and it's tree and onion and, and then like,
like tattoo goes like layers into the skin.
But then like, I think a robe you could argue.
Pipe.
Eh, fuck it.
Not even one away. Oh, oh, unless it's an unless it is like a key
Pipe water pipe
Water tattoo those are things that's a thing
water cat water robe
Guys, I'm cooked. Onion. On onion.
Words with letters back to back, wedding, slipper, tattoo, street.
Mine's the same? Well, I guess those are tree and door and wall.
Guys, I think it's over for a guy like me.
Pipe. Water? Is a water cat the thing?
A water pipe, a water tattoo, a water robe, water slippers,
slippers newspaper street car wedding wedding dress wedding cake onion cake
cat cake, wedding dress, wedding a blooming onion, blooming a key, I don't fucking know.
What is it, bro?
RING!
Old-timey lounging accessories.
I just would not have thought for that.
That's kind of fucking- Subjects in Tennessee Williams titles.
Yeah.
Because I know what the fuck that is.
Because I know what Tennessee Williams is.
Watch this song again.
The glass menagerie, the rose tattoo, cat on a hot tin roof.
Bro, what is a menagerie?
Can I look this up?
A historical collection of captive, wild and exotic animals kept for display.
Okay, and I asked if that was related to a threesome.
Alright, well, key ring, under ring, tree ring, wedding ring.
Could have got that one.
Maybe I could have gotten green.
I was just thinking like a water pipe, like for plumbing and shit.
Not a smoking pipe.
Unfortunate.
Unfortunate.
in it cloud jumpers extra one prime poke and except if my prime okie dokeys and
lop? I'm terrified of the theory crafting coming soon. What do you mean bro? A guy like
me? I never fuck up. Corporate what are you linking me bro? Okay so again, first of all
I think you've actually linked me to this exact video before.
Second, if you think I'm gonna sit here and watch the seven minutes onwards of this that you linked me, bro,
I hate to break it to you. It's not gonna happen.
Hey! You wanna live forever?
Fuck, that happened, bro.
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes is all I can scab the place.
No, I've not seen Starship Troopers, bro.
This is true by re-read your sentence.
People who love each other, assuming that this is a mutual thing.
I'm just kidding, Cordeon, thank you bro, I think it's been 10 months.
I probably maybe love you.
favorites they have to be no.
The super addressed the drama, Ikada leaving Tekken. Bro, Tekken is in Michael Murray's
hands now by the way.
What does this mean?
Kohei Ikeda Tekken A Game Director has left Bandai Namco.
Almost all of Tekken 8 Game Directors and Producers have left Bandai and Amko, leaving
only Michael Ma- Oh my fucking god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
That Michael Murray, Fixed Causey.
Airborne, they still have prime bendy penciling, so two years wrote.
Speaking of the runs
By the sun
Yeah, and in it in it in it in it in it I
I
When Michael Murray beef with people
Wait a minute
Well, wait, I feel like the last two package the last two passes were not fun
We're speaking English. We're not done by my coxie, but he had helped guide whoever did them
So they were in the right direction for him to leave with confidence that bouncing will be in solid hands
I think Tekken will be fine, hopefully.
I do ever think that Murray may leave Suna as well for the true to be working under Harada's new team.
The online Tekken community makes it pretty easy. Harada and Nakatsu put up with corporate for 20 years, just saying.
I'm sorry you had to put up with so much, Michael.
I wish things had been different and you didn't feel so alienated. You deserve better from the community.
No worries, I'm good. It's interesting to see people are finally realizing actions have consequences in LOL.
Bum blaming the fans for them leaving Lamal. Who are you and what have you done of note in life?
Yeah, that's what I thought lol
Well now more than you does nothing but shit talk people on Twitter like a kid then show products and be a sellout
Okay, buddy keep being such a pleasant happy well-adjusted person. Thank you. We'll do
I've not missed a movie Dean democracy. Thanks. That's human prime
Do we think Metro is dominating DLNS next week hurt his minor league performances impressive
responses Metro joining should bring them LA creeps win percentage over 18. Um, I'm gonna go
Nooo, take a piss, that's my honest reaction to that.
you
you
you
you
I
Smart yes another success guys. I get my bathroom hot dog
You keep them in that little water tank behind the toilet. Yeah, you got to go actually
Is that not what it's for
That's what you have. You've been keeping up with a 200,000 stolen LEGO story. I was
watching Ludwig react to a video about it. I feel like I missed a part of it because
it seemed like there was some cult shit going on. But like I didn't watch too much. I was
I heard you are siding with Metro on the current drama. Is this true?
Like I saw videos of them like dancing in circles in the woods chaining about Legos
I was like is this fucking real like what am I watching?
I was like what is actually going on bro?
I think I need to do some experimenting today in Deadlock.
Yeah, Lonely Mage and Dean Democracy things are 2-1 prime, Mr. Movie things is 4-2-1 prime.
I need to confirm some things today.
Check the top ship build.
Check the top ship build, you see.
Okay, bro.
That's just fantastic.
Some things that I want to test out today.
First, I need to play a Swaz game at some point today.
I need to see what this character is about and see what she does.
I need to see if this is actually a real character.
I need to play a 7 game, except mute all my teammates, so I don't have some fucking pussy-ass Abrams yelling in my ear the whole time.
And then show up to a fight when I'm fucking gigafed and melt people.
What else do I want to experiment?
Might need to experiment if McGinnis is actually a hard hero.
Might need to run this, we'll see.
We'll see.
Yo, Masqueraden Seal of Swag, thanks for the 20 bits chat, fanboy and jury, thanks to
two.
Um, what else did I want to test out?
Tell Clint Stevens to go live.
It was the last time Clint's gone live.
Oh
Two weeks poor O'Sad
They got his man's he's just broke Metro is not my man's I've never
no he's not my man's Metro is not my fucking man's well first I do want to
Play a Lash game of course.
Flash bang?
Well, this one I never know.
See what I get.
Oh my god.
She wasn't even prior!
Alright, where's narwhals?
Tell me what to build fast!
Where's narwhals at?
He was here earlier.
What's up?
What do I build?
Who's build, bro?
Tell me what to do here. I was thinking of going Aiden's build, but I need to check
Yeah, this one I think Aiden
I'll just do this
I
Had to play this character I used to pray for
Is like fessy he arrived it's arrived. It's arrived. It's arrived
Do is Celeste herself is this real?
I like what my- I might go suppressor instead of mystic slow.
We'll see though.
on you okay let's see what we can do here need to bounce shots more bro show
me a little bit. Okay, I don't play this character. Oh my god. Help me, help me, help me!
Oh my god, Celestin's above. Hold on a second.
That heal- Oh, why didn't you kill the heal up there? Relax, I'll handle it.
Okay, she got it.
Does that not work off the wall?
Oh!
This fucking Venator character, man.
I need extra regen rail, I'm just gonna get it, okay?
I'm getting pounded.
What?
You have the worst gun in the game?
Is this true?
Yeah, was it normally a dummy like this on Celeste?
This is what normally happens
Hey, man, can you cue this up for me, please?
It's show
She's low.
But paradox, but...
It took out paradox!
They denied that and that.
It's chill though.
Okay, I'm chillin'.
It's okay, we're playing slow, we're not feeding, I think this is good.
I think as long as I'm not feeding, I think I'm doing a decent job.
I'll take that.
How do they not deny?
What?
You need your one to do damage, I know, I know, I know.
like also I'm in a fucking difficult spot here bro he's not this can actually see him
wait guys maybe maybe slush is honest hold on a second
I
Had it to York had it to yellow. No pull back. That's the one
Be right back
We'll get there guys
I mean, she's low though, the Paradox.
Where's she speaking at, where's she going?
Can I die now?
Frack!
I think if I was quicker I could have killed him.
But I suck.
So what can you do?
Oh shit, I'm dead.
No, I'm not.
I'm feeling a little exposed out here.
Feeling a little exposed out here.
Holy crap, my guys is so fucked.
Hiya!
It's not worth wasting my one on the camp.
I think it's not worth wasting my one on the camp, I don't know.
I really want to fuck him.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Nice try, bitch.
Nice try bitch. You were pissed by the way. Oh well.
That's gonna be fucking ass bitch.
No one saw that, no one saw that, no one saw that.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, she works too hard, no?
I didn't actually got the skill deal without me this fucking pig.
You're fucking weird for this, by the way.
live this without dying I mean yeah obviously without dying except the whole
point of living what the fuck are you saying idiot I wasted boost fuel oh my
god that's so bad I didn't know he ran in I thought he ran out damn
Sweet on you guys.
Alright so after lane what are you doing this character?
Let's push Broadway
When my eyes are being opened I think right now
Thank you
Let's not miss this wave because I'm farming sinners
Very important
Forget my freaking money up
Sometimes the way like
The bounce works it it's like weird. It's not bouncing to other targets to why I feel like it
I think it's as real as real as
Do I want mystic slow or suppressor I feel like
I just hope I need that.
I just see what it is I need this bro.
I see seven.
I'm going in.
Dead.
Nice.
My balls are bouncing, I hear them
Let's run into the fucking code
Just one, run to one, run to one
I mean, can we just buff the last or what?
No, I'm doing this for scale.
I think I'm doing it for scale.
Yeah, bro, it was good as fuck.
I'm telling you, you should just fucking fire, bro.
Why is my Celeste homeless, bro?
I don't know what's happening on this character.
Suddenly that's the spot reflecting off your yellow.
You have your mind on what bald spot.
I don't know what bald spot.
Two pr-
Uh oh!
Okay, buffs the last.
And we all see this, right?
We're all seeing this?
Let's push Greenwich.
Uh oh.
Honestly guys, I need like 50 games on Celeste, like how I was dealing with shit, like I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
Okay, okay, this is huge though maxing my one like that's huge right?
And we save my all for the iron fight way way way way this is big this is big
We like this
And I guess you can't waste my three on the camp this seems like a bad fucking idea never do that again
Guys, why's my Celeste on floor?
Okay, I go kill this Venator on Yellow though for sure.
I can take him.
I'm a Celeste Gouter and you can't make Celeste work, I don't think anyone can.
bro I was just thinking this
I mean, that's fine.
Guys, I don't play this character, you gotta chill on me a little bit.
You gotta give me a little bit, okay?
Please give me the slash.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
I'm down. W assist. I did a lot there.
Okay, okay, wait wait wait there's something happening here, and I got to be really careful
Number one metro supporter says the lash
I would like to purchase an item oh
Yeah, I guess I should be running earn as as so last I wasn't even like thinking about that
What I put three on my my three I mean
You're getting three on my three yet. I'm trying to put a mystic expansion on my three and the answers. Yes
Like so less I like her little crouch walk
Guys?
Guys?
Guys?
I think we can fight this.
Okay, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Guys give me a tip, give me a tip!
I need I need stand mastery honestly I think I just I don't know maybe I shouldn't be flying
right now maybe maybe my problems I was fighting too early I did also get pounded in lane which
was like bad I can run earn it's not gonna be come back which really stinks
guys you gotta cut me slack okay
Okay.
Can her bell wash out the yellow one?
I can, I can run, just let me grab her maybe.
You don't know that I can not do all the turrets under attack.
Huge earn pick up from me.
Wait, she has normal stamina with her.
What the hell?
I see the enemy.
She has normal gravity.
wait guys buff's the last we got to shut the yellow before we do this
everyone everyone's everyone dead here I'm thinking too much damage from our
This is a problem, but I'm just gonna send it in
Okay, we gotta work work we got her we got her we got her we got her we got her honestly work. I died, but we got her
And they took out the dick.
I took out 898 damage from that.
Did we get her in there?
Yeah, we did.
Nice, nice.
That's why I sound confident in that call.
Yeah, we gotta remember.
Let's go.
I ran it, by the way.
Our yellow walker is under attack.
Can you just go to the right?
Huge, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge.
Huge, huge, huge.
I said I'm not dead, but I have a slugger though.
I mean
We go paradox
I mean, I'm gonna die if I go yellow
I'm gonna die
I need to just chill and farm I think I can't I can't get too active right now seven dead
again though it's actually massive
I'm still weak I'm still weak and small and frail and not very big
What about your character? That's what I was talking about. What the hell?
Okay, pocket has no seed.
That paradox was on my ass.
Like, do I even help with this fight?
Like, I feel like this is a troll for me to go in and help myself.
I don't know, man.
What if I just run the urn again, thoughts?
I should be farming.
I should be farming.
I'm gonna go farm. Goodbye.
Bro, I don't think I need to press 3 on the camps.
Or like creeps, do you?
I think that's just nude.
Do you have full charges?
Like, it doesn't even provide that much more damage, does it?
Alright, so there's a dank rail bridge.
He might come back though he keeps lurking around here
earn is soon 30
Okay, maybe you can through the cash once you max it maybe you can
You're supposed to be a carry okay, bro, but like I suck
How did your Broadway?
They might go mid now on the lobes
My Celeste is more than their wrench. Yeah, bro
I'm just getting fucking these having all these three of them on blue. They're all
rotating green now. Okay, we gotta go then.
What if I ran it there's a lot here
I'm good.
I'm good.
Okay, nice hold bro.
My ult's gonna go, my ult's bouncing!
My aim is missed, it's punch!
I don't really got a buff Abrams, no?
I don't really got a buff Abrams, no, like...
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I mean I'm all in 7, this is bad, this is bad, and there's Yee-oo Woosphily
and TJ and Tozy Woosies and Shehizzle and Zeddy and Smacy, Coral Drake, thanks guys.
It's okay guys, my power spikes soon, surely?
Fucking red minions, whatever.
I see my wraith alarm
Hi super just moved halfway across country, and it's nice to be able to watch your
Seven really did there let's take out seven I see the enemy
No fucking way! Where's my team?
Bro, I feel it!
Do you know what Spellslinger earlier or do you want Leech in Merkmanic?
I don't know.
I don't think you know, man.
Greater expansion then Spellslinger?
Where they going?
Oh no.
Yeah, it looks maybe open.
I'm ready to unleash my power. Let's go mid. Ready to do my best.
Thank you oh geez
Magic carpet I might need it I might need it
Fuck it we'll go we'll go spell slay her
I see the Venator
I
Fear I
Just not wasting my stamina. I have a lot of it, but I don't have infinite bad boy. Oh
Okay, okay, I think maybe my issue is I have to just chill a little
I feel like I need to let a fight break down. I think before I go in
I think I'm running in a little bit too much and let my Abrams and my Silver take more aggro first
May a little bit like lash in that sense
We're seeing
Yeah I'm still on green still
Oh we're gonna go
Oh should we fight them?
That's actually good, that's so fast
Holy man, that's so bad
That's really bad
I mean I did earn that's gonna account for something right
How are you the how are you the anchor oh
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Um, wait guys, my eyes are being opened right now.
I
Balls bouncing
I
We they they into they hard into it
Why play a lot there actually
We should get blue walk right ain't great. I'll shove a yellow
I mean patron downed is really bad for us, but
Maybe we can get a base card
If anyone dies in his pocket, it's like a colossal disaster, I think
Yeah, I'm still in 10 care
I gotta make sure our legs are giga-shocked though
Lord oh do I get leech or merc mag
Going to shop leech me
Where's someone here? Let's go. I don't know. I feel like leech is a greedy buy, but
Yeah, what's a one I
Was yellow already back to shove back up to their shrines
My silver and lash have that under control I do have my ult again
Each shift is the next buy oh my fucking god, okay
I
I
So this is better to come up and like shove me in a wall again that was kind of scary
I don't think we'll be buying magic carpet next. Sorry guys
Refresher
I don't like how much of this vendor is.
What do you need 6 bucks for, well?
Perhaps a sub to SuperTier?
It's pretty good use of 6 bucks.
Some bhop rotations.
I gotta get to my wraith ready?
Check this out.
and
all of the other
My ball is bouncing like crazy right now.
The Super Remondemn is so bad with it.
Uh-oh.
Um, there's nothing forward even there.
Jesus.
What do we do here?
Look like legitimately what we even do here.
I mean, mids of- oh, this is so bad.
It's not going to be up in time and our patrons dropped.
No.
I'm good.
Fucking sicko.
Oh!
So bad.
We can test mid though.
we have we have to we have to go in right now everyone's a good man
going in
that's just so awful in every fucking way
I mean, I'm sorry, I lost the game, ladies and gentlemen.
Nice ball, I'm being ship-talked, oh my god.
There you go.
No!
You fucking pig!
Alright, let's see that refresher open the spawn, bro!
Damn it.
Missed my ball. I should have slowed down on the ball. I got a little too antsy with my ball.
I
Did what I had to do
Guys?
Have you seen this to came out usually people who first time play Celeste have a mental breakdown from realizing how privileged they were
and tea
You know what though it was it was a first-time game perhaps there's more to learn here
Rafa by Texas 60 months
Smurkey makes it a prime young guapa and minty and lunas snores blizzard corporate. What is this bro?
Have you seen this? Don't be a slob bling, bro.
Mayor Mom Donnie's time for a negative whatever. Killing Ted's time for kids?
Killing Nick's game.
Wait, who did I get?
It's important.
WOOOOO
I'm gonna need to get carried.
She has been nerfed pretty bad since I last played her.
We'll have to see what's going on here.
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah, you six bro right here
Wait, what the hell
I was a paradox last game on linearity about that's my first time playing slash a little tough
I
Know right I was like wait somebody of my team said wait that's super to you have I'm like what the fuck, okay?
My guys am I popular?
deadlock guy actually no matters better probably just like in every aspect six
We haven't been on Twitter today or kind of this one.
I gotta be really careful this lane because if I get hopped in by this buff I just die.
This graze got too much value out of blister shot and blister shot, by the way.
Probably a little bit.
It's right there.
Thank you.
No! No! No!
It's okay, man. It's okay.
What the hell?
I didn't even reach that one, god fuck.
I gotta be really careful once you get stopped.
My guys buffed their EX, I was seeing in the show.
My freaking Billy got denied twice.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Hi-yah!
Disgusting Druller Hero Graves, why is she so fun though?
Don't be too rude to her please.
Yeah.
I'm gonna get him, he's a nice, thank god.
They're even scary though, I'm elotes.
He wants this hook.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh dude, what do you even go against fucking bebop as Grey's and lane?
Like it's so scary playing around these folks bro, like.
Reactive?
I guess I could, huh?
I don't know if it's going to save my ass though, actually.
Did you get my ghouls out there a bit?
Just don't get hooked from, I'm playing like, playing and not getting hooked right now but...
I saw she was one no I got now we're not gonna do is
How you hit that guy in lane and complain about it, you're gonna be like
Honestly you are playing my main so
Dude, I I'm playing my man. Do you miss the knife game to my rest of shots? He's so much fun. Oh my god. He is awesome
I have to back Billy
I don't think this guy knows guys. I actually think I don't think he knows what's so funny
We laugh in that graze fucked up all my like
I'm ass I'm ass. I'm sorry. I'm ass. You're good. I should know
On on silver getting fed alarm fed silver
I'm here good guys Braves does nothing these days are you seeing this
I see you
I'm not sure
Oh no, they're playing too far back. I think I might just game mid
Yeah, obviously
Yeah, go ahead
Oh, so there's my Billy app, by the way
Yeah
I'm dead
I believe in you 7, you hold
You need it
I'm not gonna do nothing
Oh Billy, Billy, I need you to rotate earlier, man
I'm sorry man, I'm fucking...
What was my belly?
I haven't played deadlock in three weeks.
I'm just having a break.
Someone scales back.
We're good.
It's great man.
I
Make you back to
Pro with the build he was there man. Oh my god. I actually got trolled so hard brother
I think I might need your help. Like what was he even doing just shooting the bebop the whole time?
Maybe it was zoned off in the view of wall actually, I don't know. I'm sorry. I think I'm taking too long
I'll let it slide this time, but only this time
I'm gonna try to take the center instead of low. They can't really fight us on them
I'm coming to you
Watch W bomb
Okay
I hate that character so much.
I didn't know you were here.
Wait, they'll be portables from yours truly?
I hate that character so much.
Death is coming.
Death is coming.
Actually, you know what?
Give me this right now.
You're so...
No, you're just weird for that.
I'll clean up my act, I'm so sorry man You're good, you're going to get stuck
Yeah, I just want you to... Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad
We're bringing it back, we're bringing it back Super low is not real by the way
finish this walk. Lash is here. Lash is missing. Fucking Lash. Okay. Silver missing. Rage
pop. I'm looking for Miss. Probably died the rage. She has no ult and the supporter.
These guys are so creepy!
The last is one somewhere over there.
Look at yellow KDA!
Oh my god!
Silver is fucking bad with it.
He wasted it.
We're getting tired here.
Oh man, the silver's getting a rad deep.
Don't like it, huh?
Scary.
Flash might come here, he's in the middle.
I'm out.
Do you guys just see no Royale yet bro?
There's like 20 million other things on my list.
I got a lot to watch brother.
I
At least it doesn't have slowing hacks, which is really nice
well
No, no, no. She's on me!
Super, this is a good idea.
I'm not sure if I'm going to do this.
Is one a good idea, bro?
Uh, well, I'm open A if you just can maybe back up and then I can pop wall. You can do it, maybe?
Okay.
I mean, they're going to be about wall, but...
They're going to have a cancel for be about wall.
I'm coming I'll be there in 10
I'm popping my old down mean gauge like
The bro just got to the earth they're all the way down
Holy fuck, I actually made a big place, do you like what I'm saying?
What are you saying?
Holy bro!
This is tough.
what are you said holy bro this is tough for my yellow line
I can't even fight you bot bro, he has so much health
oh she doesn't do that
you're not tier 2?
guys what happened in yellow lane?
oh I don't play this character
that's okay I was just asking questions
I fucked up today
Actually, Metro, so this is like where I get my gameplay from.
Can you get to me?
Talon bro?
Dude, what's your opinion Super on Metro?
Bro, are you like doing a bit right now?
What's happening?
No, like something happened, right?
I don't actually know.
Dude, you've predicted not to snipe you, bro.
I'm not being real.
Well, I'm not trying to snipe.
I didn't even know this was a nutcher. I'm not a nutcher. I'm sorry!
Oh, can I do? Oh, bro, this is so hard, man. But, guys, Graves needs buffs and it's, it's, um,
um, strikingly apparent.
Yo, I need some help over here on the green, if possible.
I see shoot.
I'm walking up.
You can't use any abilities.
Walking with you.
Bro, they all just have so much health, I can't do anything.
Literally impossible.
No bro, this ship is a fan!
Shoot him.
I'm coming right lane.
Kill the ship.
My 7's dead again?
Alarm.
Oh my skull's gone.
Oh my god, she was there!
That was a huge skulls?
That was a huge ass character came on me, my bad.
Are we plump, gapped, or are we personnel-gapped?
What is it, bro?
Oh, they have a 25k rate, okay.
Interesting.
Like bro this bebop like I don't think I can take bebop in a 1v1 right now
Actually get some more skulls run outside. How close are we very far behind on skulls
Oh it is this is on the map, okay
I see rithid all over there I'm not doing this
Um, raze already on supergif
Run!
She didn't see me!
What the fuck?
She didn't see me!
I'm very sorry
You did not get caught congratulations
There is like two people on
smart
I'm Volstice
I'm trying to help you
I'm dead
No
Bro what is happening in my yellow lane
Maybe she's behind me
They're running with the earth
No
I'm just fucking
We are sorry
I'm level maybe
I'm level
I mean I can help
Blastin
I don't know what
Silver one, no orcs, few guys.
Silver lily one, in the bill I think.
Yeah in the bill, why don't you be silver?
Huge.
All sunny apart, nice.
Massive.
I'm an ice and not a die bear?
But like
I did it gets this kill this is huge why go for the heavy there mama be I'm clear yellow
Jamming now
Okay, good job
You got this!
Oh, I'm cooked.
You're not cooked?
You got it.
Jeez, man. This is right there. Surely.
Huge package.
Beautiful.
I need to farm some more skulls, bruh. I'm skull-less.
My grave's kinda skull-less.
Oh, jeez.
I like to see her try biting lip emoji.
I
Mean to this
Yes
Thank you so well last you got that rope
I'm petty, but I know I'm not that I
Oh, darn. We should get out of here, then.
What the hell are you doing?
No, we're planning to be.
What the fuck?
Bump, bump, bump.
You want 24?
I've literally never done that, by the way.
We're planning.
No, it's just that I'm against the sober.
I see flash.
Mommy's good boy tweet, could I ever tweet something like that?
I feel like I'm already done.
This seems unlikely for Galaxies.
This is like a finished build.
You can win this game with this build.
several times and unlikely I need fucking flex slots
I guess I could so they really want to keep that guard guard
I
Want to get 42 I think I'm getting new
I'm walking
Sees that I mean not bad, but like I wish I didn't have to
See where
I'm gonna drop it off on green real quick and then hopefully not die
I'm being greedy I'm being so greedy, bro
Yeah, bro, I feel about the toxic bullets out of all I honestly I think with this build
I feel like I might as well get our game search. I think it was on the build before but he updated it
My mic was hot sorry
That's so embarrassing
Why does it happen bro? I don't get it on my phone.
It's insane.
Yeah, I'm gonna talk about your green posh roll.
That's smart.
That's awesome.
You can bag that. I also have a big bag.
You can get it.
Anybody want that big bag?
Why do I walk at her? I knew she was going to just move me, but I thought maybe if she
got stuck on my wall, I could have killed her. That was just dumb. That was just so dumb.
You should flame this Reina. Um, it's Reina. That's what you're thinking.
This army hex? She doesn't have.
The spell.
Yo, what up, bull?
Wait, maybe if he's small, we should definitely get this in our mind, bull.
He might go move if he goes down.
Should I have blue or something?
I'll shove it. I'm going for a drift we can do.
should we get this?
I'm walking, Rift is the only target in the game.
If you see here, we focus.
Why am I building up? Pick up the pace, bro.
Guys, a slog with the R.
That's so good. Dude!
Oh
Well, yeah, guys, guys, you know you're the latest game and call it a day
I
Do a 7 like I don't play this case you brought you literally farm and don't fight anybody until you hit 35 case
Oh, should I have not been there? You should literally I mean for the right this point
You should have been there, but like everything before this do not interact with anybody else in the game
I love this game. You just have to go to all still
All right, I
Mean that's gonna make farming a lot slower, but I mean at this point
the next game. Well, I hope I don't see my team so I don't throw your game. It's okay,
bro. It happens.
Genuinely, like, I got to a turn. It's like four days ago and I'm forced to play a new
character. It's all right. No, it's not. I want a solo trick.
Okay, what am I supposed to say in response to that like yeah, you right, bro? You're fucking
That's like, hello, I mean to right now
Wish he was hot like I don't know I think great is good. I just think
Yeah.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Oh, fuck.
I can die.
I think I should kill him.
I'm gonna kill her.
They have no illusions.
If you kill Raydon.
No, that's so weird.
She doves in to get me there.
It's okay, nobody loves us.
Oh, brother!
Is your billion AI?
I mean guys, I have a 24 death yellow lane. What do we do about this one?
I'm gonna hit the nasty assault you guys have ever seen. I hate the break of T, bro
I think you're gonna get pummeled if you crush your own butt.
What?
I got an odd one.
Oh, last minute.
Move up a little bit, I mean I think someone will kill there.
I should have read the buttons on my screen, I didn't know I couldn't play down.
No ult, so now it's the time to walk.
I think that is
Honestly, I wasn't
Probably should have all walked up and also to help my big there
I'm coming big there
I shouldn't have
The big guys on these are like super slow super slow super slow
I
Didn't go back to rivals
I'm coming I mean
Love me some rivals ladies and gentlemen
Is that a guardian I see that is a guardian on the yellow lane
That is a guardian bro impressed honest, I could probably go up and get it with three dead
I'm already gonna be watching this I'm assuming that's all we're hovering here now we got
four here.
Yeah I'm watching.
right here I'm here to throw this I'm really scared no way we can now we
can't jump early here
I
So how do we do this
Let's go do we even do this okay, I think we have to we have room we're already here. I see lash
said that in game I was hot mics what do you want more than half to kill I mean
honestly one more why not okay I'll give you more I'm scared
they're not there they'll maybe I don't know why did why is it's a bug that
happens in games like you're fucking stuck down what is that bro I don't
understand
You know, it's crazy though as like I mean if they go mid me I mean
Get off the fucking map you know, I mean I'll have old and echo shard wall up in time
I leave the game there
Come on now, bro.
I've unstopped. I'm going for it.
I don't even know if that matters.
behind us, behind us, out of our spawn.
Yeah, you know what, let's just, I can't catch her.
We don't want you to drop our base, we mean you can't catch her bro, go kill her.
We need to kill her, it's not a question.
Okay, shove everything, shove everything, we need flash slots.
I'm gonna push up green, I'm gonna push up green, someone stay on below below.
Someone come up here please.
We should get two each, let me know.
She killed two, I mean it's what it is, she's just 50-monk rating, like, giga-omega-rate you know?
Waco started long set of skulls because it's fucking nasty.
Dammit!
You're dead.
Wait, are you ever due?
Nah, he's like dead.
Oh, giga dead? Again? No way.
Okay, he couldn't do anything there. I watched everything
I mean, it's like grave wall like if you're just like rejuvenate in the middle of like some bad places
What do you say? He's in a bad place.
Like a cooldown or EE here, I guess EE huh?
Oh man!
Maybe level, honestly, maybe I should have gotten a refresher, is that weird and demented
and sick?
I'm a little, you know what I'm saying?
I'm coming!
I'm just having to know where she is and so!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm just having a look where she is and so...
Oh my God I'm listed forever!
Wait, shit one.
Wait where is maybe?
I
Just care
If I I think about my
Yeah, no one bought this army hacks, I know.
Honestly! Wait, Patron killed the...
They're really sad. Looked like Billy.
Billy and Victor are home big. They got the haters.
Well, you guys can keep up here and then just be great and then you know.
Nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, I can't believe it.
We should go to the room, we should go to the room, fine, pick it up.
Ah, what do we even do, man?
Fuck it, I'm buying this army hex, I don't care, she doesn't have the spell magic still.
I'm she didn't get it so fast
I'm buying this on actually you don't get it quick though if he wants it do we
know I want to say good I mean I'm coming over there bro but yeah it's too
too late now, but it's time we get through it, though, and just steal all the jungle
right here.
We should probably still do one on I-Tank.
If you can pick up RNG, just pick up whatever he sets.
I'm thinking about it, give me a second.
I wasn't ASKING!
I'm thinking about it?!
That wasn't an ass!
I'm so fast.
I guess I can't take it while it's moving, neat.
Yeah.
I mean, you can't really melee, but that's neat.
I
Drop this for a little bit. I need to get 600 gold. No, I'm not cold frickin. No, no, no
I need the 600 so right now someone else grab it. I'll be there to grab it. I
Could
Mid isn't 40 and then we just do bed. No, no, I mean, no
If he was fast I vote and we can win this fight maybe and then also he thinks no
All she has the spell magic, of course she does
I think we just lose if we do this. Maybe we should just break the mid.
Whatever bro.
What's the plan?
Pull back.
Wait, do I put it in?
Okay.
Okay
Flash one you can't really fight well this watch
They're on the mid boss
I guess kill the people that flash one in the sky just get to the mid box
Counter spells it he's one
Dude, I don't know I don't know guys I didn't this one's on one of them finishing mid
I
Call bro, why are we so slow?
No, they have to buy so badly was an e-shift
Just curious, what did you have to buy for the 600 souls?
E-Shift which made the fight actually happen.
Actually if I actually auto the live shipper, I think I actually killed him and then you
guys wouldn't have gotten ulted and then many different things would have happened.
Sorry super.
Sorry bro.
Super sorry brown happens
Guys is there a boy button in this game no one is my equal
Just kidding that's toxic
20k damage
two and seventeen you know 40 minute game
unlucky bro it happens guys
happens guys
you shouldn't try it fleaking happens
Yo, what up paintbrush, but what video?
Well, I lose a deadlock game and proceed to bully the hideout Abrams
Can I link it are you self-promoting bitch? Oh
Is it the one about the the the
What are those things called? Proposals? Is it about your proposal?
Being loved? Yes.
Okay, why did you say it like that?
I just say it like that.
I know what it's like to be loved.
If it's a straight relationship, keep it to yourself.
You think I handle money?
Please, that stuff is filthy.
Yo, what up, Sage Ann?
Guys, I got a pee.
are you six? um no not quite
I had some interesting creatures in my last game though
I don't want to be too mean they were like nice they just weren't very
they just had a rough game
We'll mow them down.
Keep it down!
guys that is our last game
Yo, uh, every plastic statement point, Dan, Ghost, and Fuki, and Connor, and crime, depressed,
Koi, Kaio, MXS, thanks, guys.
What happened?
I had a 33 death.
Yellow lane.
At Supert, have we read the Metro doc on stream yet, or am I late?
I've not read it on stream, but I don't exactly play into either.
Can you look at flashbang calico now?
Gotta be honest.
Not exactly planning on reading that on stream.
There was a lot of red up there?
Oh yeah bro.
Man, that's not too bad.
There was a time though.
Hold on.
Oh yeah.
This is...
Oh yeah!
Um, at least I said two on some.
Alteration I said 20 bits.
Turtle, at least for nine months.
I'm going to cut your guest appearance out of the video, you'll paint.
What if I freaking pinned you against the wall?
I
We all love silver by the way
Their team cop what do they have dynamo lash seven graves? Oh
Oh, oh, oh, the ship, oh, isn't it, there's like twice your body weight?
Bro, I'm gonna get fucking pounded again!
Okay.
Okay
You're weird, bro
The hell's that
Alright, I'm gonna win.
I will personally guarantee I win this game.
Who cares that their comp is better than ours?
I don't know what to do, maybe.
Huge.
All is well.
Huge.
This doorman might be him I need a fucking I need I need him on my team
Where the hell he moves? I need him!
He's like, crash discuss.
I think we're going in...
What am I going? Enchanters next? I don't even know.
Where'd that Apollo go?
Where does it all go?
Dude, I just shrunk the Apollo.
Yellow Lane is doing it again, what do you mean?
It's okay.
I mean they won't get 33 deaths, right?
Like...
I'm under here.
I'm gonna do our power run.
Seven more.
You're fucking low.
So high.
Which I gotta be honest, is not very pod champ.
I might do some sicko shit here.
Might be upgrading to a healing booster. That might be in the cards, honestly.
I
Want to say something to my boy man. There's a starter. I want to like why would you shoot what?
I won't I won't
I
Messed up. I messed up by getting greedy going for the seven. So it's my time. It's really my bad
Was not hot my guys not hot
Okay, it happens once it happens forever
I
Didn't count this way
Ow
For I really wanted chances I just feel like
It's just not as good on silver because like
It doesn't have much spirit there, right? Well, like it's so good for the protection
Yes
I don't know it's a weird uh weird thing in it
Bro isn't she so cool silver
Spirit shielding could be spirit shielding
I bet she reeks. I think she smells like a wet dog.
I can't believe my doorman got me killed.
What do you smell like? Um, well I shower before I scream.
So probably pretty good.
Boxes.
My doorman dying right now, what's happening?
No way.
I still died and that hit me
Just give up the dark and the other much apostles
I even down dashed bro
Yo, she could look into the hitbox of a tiny low song
I
Want to live if I had it
I'm ready
My Venom puller is here
There's fucking one
My Aladin's I5
Oh can we like get a job man? Okay Apollo does too much damage I'll say it we got
a nerf Apollo again. I'll say that everyone else is afraid to say. I forgot my miss chance
So that's a fucking matter like character
The humble slowing hacks
Like does that seem ethical anybody like
I'm not really too much, I can do it.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
It's just a sickening game, really.
That's a sickening game.
Ooh, that's actually a huge soul shift.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, big, big, big.
I like that, I like that.
He can only play the game for five more minutes, guys.
I think, can we say something?
I think this, I'm not sure who's propagating this claim.
That Apollo hard falls off because it's just not true by the way
It's for unless I died I don't know when she were like
with all the buffs Apollo got to his gun recently bro we gotta be careful about downplaying Apollo
That's all I'm saying guys
Oh
Just kill him bro, I was scared I didn't realize how low he got I could have killed him
I could have killed him an ounce too late, so it is what it is.
You're selling?
tell you to- you know what, I'm gonna let anime take care of you. I've had enough. Anime do
Which one with that guy
How does it feel to not have a 30 plus death line he doesn't know
Oh undress me I think I really want to hit really good superior stand mastery, but
this is just not what I want to be doing right now
but is what it is gotta do it until I get big and strong
I don't know, I don't know, and urn is a haul man.
How many of you have the spell magic this game?
Okay, you fucking creeper sword.
Oh my god.
Why are they like, in our fucking walls, bro?
I guess I have to be there for this fucking urn
She was kinda homeless, you can fight him
Ummm
It's a little scary bro
We did have dynamo though, I don't know how we do about that one, gotta be honest
I think they're gay.
They're just gonna have it every fucking way.
I think we can jump this early, maybe?
I forgot to play, honestly, God.
Yeah, I haven't done.
I'm gonna have to cover blue, so you can be down to eagle for that.
I'm just gonna run away from you, man.
I'm trying to steal Guardian, I'll do this.
Okay, what happened?
That doesn't hit me.
There's no universe that can hit me.
You're dead!
What was that?
How much health was on?
Yo, can I say my door man opened the dynamo with giga troll?
Well, can I say my dormant ulti to dynamo was gigatron?
Are you gonna kill the dynamo if we didn't ulti maybe?
Is that Toshik to say?
I think you just ulti us if I don't.
Let me die.
Uh oh.
Make a superman.
I
Disagreement in the VC wonderful
I don't know though I kind of fucking
Watch this fucking Apollo sliding out of nowhere
500 health
I don't like her in the grave, she's kinda strong.
Too green. I was gonna use it in the back.
I don't like her in the graves.
I don't just have ult here.
I mean, yeah.
Oh, I got nothing, I got nothing.
What are we doing here?
He's going out with Thunder.
Jesus.
I'm fine.
Who cares?
Did I just get ditched?
Got him.
Woo!
There's one.
Thank you.
Dude, this place is on a two-three.
I heard them
For sure we could kill her. Oh my god. I'm the yellow lane now. Hi guys. Can I be honest? I don't like playing with my doorman
I'm sorry. I think I think which is not in sync
I
Actually just live just live
Give me that give me that I need that so bad
No dash, he ulted into a wall.
This crazy is gonna be, like we have to kill her once.
It's gonna be bad.
Okay, so spear resilience, we thinking guys or what?
Against the way
I need spear resilience and I need I think it's just a spell I mean castle be so nice for return of those on and shiv
Maybe if I'm him and lash hole
But I think it's actually
Let's get the fuck.
Oh, jeez.
I guess it's just a spell.
I don't know when this spell built out of debuff reducer.
God, that shit was nice.
I don't know, they should cut him.
I should not be farming if we're about to go fight Arne.
You know what? I have to just buy slow and bullets.
It's because I'm gonna don't I'm gonna don't in a bag if I don't so
Kind of sucks that I don't get to save but if we win this earn fight
They have graves we lose oh my god
If you see if they can jump this she's not on yellow may have a sack
and then run out of the graves just hold up
should just open up the grave
this is everything like a boss
oh my god
oh sounds like a pick up
this is scary
should drop this. Why did my door man just run, just give them the Earth? Okay, like,
I'm so serious, it's, it's gotta be like that. That hit?
Wait, why did he run in the Earth? Oh my God! Oh my God!
no guys it's okay he falls off I'm going to sweat it the Apollo falls off guys
I'm boosting it I'm not sure if we can do much honestly
we can try contesting it I guess we're gonna fish cream
I just watched my viscous get assaulted.
I guess.
I noticed my mic was hot, I didn't say more than that.
I just said I watched my viscous get assaulted.
It's just kinda funny.
Bro, I don't understand why this keeps happening.
Might be an indomitable angle.
I don't know what it is, bro.
I think they've drafted the perfect team comp,
and it's a little disturbing.
31K Graves, I'm an 18K Silver.
Like, I can't...
Can't do shit.
I wanna go take our centers.
Can't do that.
Unless she backs off.
and I think she did because they're taking blue
oh my god
please spare me
why would she mail it why would she mail it me three times
I had a bad idea of her.
I'm gonna get spawned by Miles of the Earth.
Can you pause? Can you pause? Can you pause?
Is my head gonna get this kill?
I'm realizing I might be fucked here.
Oh, yeah, I mean, there's five blue.
It's just you and Grace, but she does have Riju.
I'm a suit. I'm back at base, so I can't help you.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
If you can down her.
I hope so, I can probably get out of here.
I just need you to like, suit you up blue.
could they still have like one 2-messe region?
yeah
let's see what he does
I wasn't even in base what the hell
oh man this is tough
we'll be gross
I
Mean that was all I'm fucking tweaking
Is it
up to you what did the spell do shiv seven
fucking counter spell me we're going
Grilver shall we?
Well, this is a fucking Demented Graves
Kind of like that baseball a lot though. I'm not gonna lie
Maybe I should try that one. Oh, I don't think my gravestone was the issue last game. Can I say that without being rude?
Do the door next to her phones
That should be yours.
Do you think this game will be big?
Probably.
I'm coming for this.
Okay, I'm trying to catch him.
Okay, I'm coming.
Okay, I'm coming.
I thought I'm behind on blue, we can just need to push this one to go off, we'll see.
Okay I mean, guys it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
It's gotta be my fault, right?
I mean...
crazy comp lift you know what I agree
fucking it's a common problem we all
think this address me
I mean, bro, we have a Venator shotgun.
Yeah, bro, it's hot, this is tough.
I'll show you, alright, I'll stop it now.
I mean, that's like, genuine, be fucking unfair, then.
Oh my god, this is gonna be a fun fight.
No, this run fight's about to be sick, bro.
Killashile, Apollo, Graves, I'll leave you fucking far.
I mean seven double. I think we got a try but I'm slop boys. I mean, all right, patch ever made
I think I just play honest characters
You
I mean so many dead is good. I'm not so very great is being dead is good
I could do one while they do mid maybe, it's possible.
I expect a 5-man shotgun for you to do still.
Fuck it, I'm down!
Last one left fight.
Nice.
What if we just fight Regis? We're 5v4 right now.
Okay, whatever.
There's one on 7.
We can try now.
They've got Dynamo too, but we can go for something.
I see Dynamo.
Dynamo is like a loan, sure.
Yeah, I should have waited for him to get Regi if you're right, but...
I also don't want him to get away. I probably could have saved him.
Come on, girl.
There's many teams.
Ah, thanks, love.
Just got back from the back room's move.
All right, fucking.
It was amazing, bro.
My friend said it sucked, but he unironically
thinks the Minecraft would be better.
Just push the front.
We got it.
We got it.
Thanks, bro.
I
Sell us
Dude
You know what I just walked around nobody saw that
Do we just get like unstopped now like what do I think go brother?
I guess it's on slot.
Oh fuck this is fun guys this is too wrong this game is so fucking hard
I don't think I got what it takes to be one of the best at all.
I don't think I got it like that.
I'm gonna take that counter-scale.
Get my ult!
Oh
Wow
We did it
He's just off bro are you E3 no no no no kill me
It's chill yo Paragon makes a minimum prime a super MTF things to get that sub
I love Latina's makes for the two piano makes that become a prime dog lover baby got front nog me
Anonymous things because of the angry pumpkin. Ellie thinks that's your one
I mean guys honestly though, that's just like it's not even a big deal
Member progress is not linear don't forget that progress is not linear
It's a bit embarrassing, but we'll let it slide
Hi.
Bro.
I think I'm getting c-
Okay, you know what the-
You know how I actually climb?
I queue three characters.
And make them all AoE slop.
And I'll fucking-
Like if I-
If I queue Lash, seven, and then maybe like a hard-
Another hard M1 carry, like Wraith or...
Umm...
Even Graves.
I'll just climb.
Maybe a McGinnis?
You earn characters you know I mean
I
Like it's hard don't get it twisted
Always find my bounty
Is there a harder game? Yeah, Tekken.
First time chatter, how do you feel that Philly is gay now on Twitter? Anybody know what that
means?
Okay, what am I?
Paintbrush, why are you pretending to be smarter than everybody by dropping some coding language
in chat.
I'm a software engineer and his statement didn't make sense, but I didn't want to say
anything until you did.
Wait, fucking fried his ass.
Watch it, what is this, your engagement video?
Let me see this paintbrush.
Let me see this, bro.
If this gets my VOD muted.
Game all proposed.
Guys, if we win this game all proposed this year, thoughts?
That's awesome, bro.
Off and run it down.
I'm legit about to jump off the map.
Outside right, outside right, fashion's off the map, I'm jumping with them. Two down,
two for the price of one, Chris Hansen O'Chan.
I will say, I think it's a great start that the video that's about your engagement to
your fiance starts with me in it. I think that's actually a lot better. I like that
a lot.
Why did Andy DM me? She is not happy right now.
I'm a big fan of this.
we win this game you propose and then proceed to run and die and I got a fucking game.
I'll have to watch this later.
No!
Alright, let's see if I win a game.
Yo, Mercy's fine hit, 6x2, 1 prime.
Deadlock, more important than your friends.
I mean, bro, if I'm E3, yeah.
Yeah, actually.
Actually, gotta fix that.
Wait, do we have the better team comp?
Dynamo, Lash, Seven, Abra?
Wait, we actually fucking comped that.
Wait, they do have Graves, but...
Bish.
Is Silver bad right now?
Silver's always bad, bro.
Silver!
Silver's always bad.
I
Was that from Abrams guys, I guess
Silver is fucking bad with it we all think this
I heard the heavy melee charge, and I thought it was the fucking
I mean Celeste, it was the 7th one for the Celeste, I thought I was gonna make that show without a look at her,
it wasn't gonna be tough as hell.
Guys, why are they getting first picks?
What's happening?
Weesh.
Alan, you cooked this yellow- uh-oh.
Already arguing?
Love to see that.
Can we put Rem on a skewer?
Anybody else in agreement with this or what?
You're jealous he's cute?
No.
I can promise you guys not true brother.
I'm very cute.
Here I come.
Here I come.
I should check out where I can buy the shot.
But imagine putting fucking oooooh.
Imagine throwing Rem on the smoker 2 inch degrees, let him low and slow for 12 hours.
He would just be tender and fall off the bone, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
That's good eats bro wait anime you're not quail before holy fuck quail is good
Quail is sooo good.
Million are talking about quail, you know what's funny, every time I've had quail it
wasn't pay, I didn't pay for it.
Someone else did.
So.
I'm just gonna switch the anima, she's gonna like mid maybe, top 7.
I'm going for bridge though.
must wish was dynamo please the land is on play
was there something you want me to swap with dynamo
Yeah, bro quail is fucking good
There's no ulting Rem when he has map time just sucks.
For him, we're the first in the world, unless one of them dies like on the slam.
No one hides from me.
No one hides from me.
I tried to save him, it's not possible up here, uh-oh, huge, what's happening right
now?
She's gonna make all of us. I'm not gonna donate a fucking fat bag. I'm good.
You get some help here with this ray from ship. Yeah, I like it.
Oh, what is happening over there on green lane? Uh-oh.
Is the lash need to handle it I think I got it
I mean, I mean, just just just just just just just not a great pause
So less than low
So this is kind of low. I don't know if you can do anything though
The last sometimes worries he may never find true love I
I
Really do some that's why I love it here is Angelo is worth the hype would you believe I've never been there
Pause again that
That lashes fucking arms, bro
Yeah, you don't need your house probably okay who is the check he's stepping out of line
who's the check he's stepping out of line can we fix that
your arms are a little bigger I probably do we do we get the play or what we
Are we going to play the game today or what's going on?
What should I do in Philly? I'm going first week of June. Oh my god.
You can go, you can go to the Reading Terminal Market.
You can go to the Museum of Art and you can see the Rocky statue there and also go to
museum itself with the everyone trees that can trick the statue um you can
explore downtown very fun China town if you're okay with taking a bit of a
other drive you can go to you can um you can go to you can go to king of pressure mall
They could be hiding anywhere
It's not infiliate so I said if you're willing to take a little bit of a drive
One, oh, nice.
Is there a bolt here? Hold on, I might actually...
They're pushing green again. I need to follow up. Green is probably fine.
That's cute. Can't see the ult, too.
Hello? Hello? Where's my air drums?!
You guys don't follow up green, guys?
What, my 7?!
You guys leave a little.
No, I didn't carry that, I could have actually carried it.
So that's his low on blue.
I didn't think, do I need to just go green, like I don't understand what's happening over
there.
There's the lash in the take care of it like why is my talent at their guardian right now
like hello what is that
I tried so bad I thought
Okay at least he knows
Okay that's really bad I need to take care of green before we lose this walker
Is Rathal no Rathal? I can probably hold Belan a little bit.
Store running!
How do you come up with your titles? I use my fucking brain. I
rack the creative juices.
That's what I do, bro.
You have the bug?
Great stuff.
That's my AJ Brown trade? Don't speak to me.
We could talk about it earlier though, if you are curious.
Ouch. Go.
He gets a tower, man.
I would love to get this tower, but...
Let's see how you do against the Lash.
If they do push up with the raid is just gonna freaking cart out and like what do I do about
this. I feel like my 7 should be on the side, they know, like, 7 would be green for a better
one. Yeah, I think it's like green. Awesome, although there's going to be an earned fight,
Whatever the Abrams, how is he so homeless?
I'm boosting yellow actually.
Ready to show them what Lash is all about.
Let's go guys.
I'm kicking you out.
I think you get that.
Shoot, shoot it.
Shoot.
Shoot.
Shoot.
I'm actually good on this fight, I'm actually so good on that, I'm trying to hair style
while I cover one eye bro, I actually fucking hate when the hair gets in my face, it's kind
a fucking pain in the ass
Make sure I'm not Walker Stace
Is it me guys, I think I've come to the conclusion that maybe I just suck at this game
I don't know
What stop the place right here the fun gender pride happy pride
Why did the defend Walker I suit the front?
Grab that like I don't know butters the earn or something. This is so bad, bro
I can't do anything I'm gonna rate halted I can't I just I have to give it up. I should just go for
Did we get earned, we're still fighting him.
No sloth, my guys.
We were, we were getting earned though, right?
Right?
longest earn ever
I'm coming over there
nice sorry got a little too into it sorry
Oh man.
Lashes on us guys, maybe Lashes a little bit strong.
I don't know.
I mean bad chase for no mo, can I say that?
Bro, why does this thing like everywhere I'm not, is just dying.
I mean...
Where's the shit?
Is this on vlog on? Really bad.
Can't be doing that.
Oh
I'm dirty great. I guess they do have graves and rem but I feel like we shouldn't be losing
Everything like this bad
You guys can tell me
At Yoshi makes skills hit skulls bro. I hate to break it to you. I think if they did that
Raise would be permanent
Or that have to make skulls do a lot more damage to compensate
Did the skulls used to have less health against gun though?
I feel like before gun used to, you don't need them.
Now sometimes I shoot them and shoot them like, are they ever gonna break?
Is it because you're rolling Aurora? No, I feel like it's more than that.
I mean, they still died to a quick melee, but...
If you're shooting them, sometimes they fucking take a while, bro, I feel like.
Oh, I'm just ass.
I don't know.
I could be ass.
Our blue walther is under attack.
Alright, well, that sucks.
Our blue walther has been defeated.
There'll be a cult for both of them.
But I am kind of strong.
I see Celeste.
I will get LIPTING!
I'm not caring.
Yeah, I'm gonna boost the arrival.
Everything's okay.
use death slam this rate is doing the tier three over here i'm not wiki bro it's going to be all of you
try to jump the big turn
um
Oh, that's just so sad.
I'm looking for a great try to take Walker here.
I think you guys can take her.
We're wrecking this race, we're gonna kill him.
Raise, we gotta just deal with you.
We gotta, we gotta, we gotta deal with you, raise, sorry.
I think we have we have to go
We're gonna see people back
I know I couldn't reach I was the ultimate right great
Yeah, where's that knife going?
Oh, those are knives. Those are Celeste bullets.
I'll get him looking then.
Ready? Let's go mid.
Let's go mid.
Um...
I mean, I can't get there.
I'm gonna move there, though.
You guys can see if you can get me.
I'm wincing.
Look at him! Look at him!
Wait huge someone punch
This is an interesting game y'all I can't lie
Games over they won't have rejuven for next earn fight, which I think is big, but
Yeah, it's looking kind of tough
Want greater expansion sure I feel like I should get spirit resilience. It's a good call
But, you know, flash, flash is here to handle it.
If she's hiding in here, I thought that ghoul was hard to get to shadow me.
They're at their thing.
I don't know if that's the play, bro, I hate to break it to you.
Oh
Geez the try killings are race
I don't know how my team is going to do more damage, but I think it's worth to solo wall
right there so she doesn't get more fed while they have rejuvenation and it's actually the play.
Now, Spear of Resilience are on stop next. I feel like I'm going to need an on stop.
Kind of spoke to you guys too. We have beach mouses et cetera. Thanks for bringing lots of
I'm finished with you, so...
I could have had to land him again, that would have been really funny.
I'm coming over to you guys.
Last time.
Pull balance.
Take off shift.
You're low.
You're low.
Noooooooooo.
I don't have ult but like I'm so low I just fucking I'll boost back right now.
I'm going in.
Kill the ram, kill the ram, kill the ram.
Oh, we're dying from on the end!
I guess we get spirit resilience and call it a day.
I think it's a goodbye.
We want an unstaffed no.
So guys is this one on me I
Like to I like to assess every game that is going poorly. I
Think if I got one time really the game so as long as I don't die, I think we have a chance
But if I die any at any point before we make a comeback
We lose
This Graves is kind of alone.
Oh it hurts now.
What's happening over here?
I did a little...
I'm gonna have to run right now so we can just chill.
Did you kill anyone? Did anyone?
Are you?
I think you can see the bottom of the wall.
Ah, maybe?
Nope.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I can maybe kill you.
I'm not gonna fucking...
I'm gonna kill you.
Fuck away from me bro.
Lifting!
That's just, if we don't kill that lamb it's my fault.
But he went back in for some reason?
Okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
So why do some characters like get a read every fun on the road?
Oh, let's see here's a voice line. Yeah, I'm gonna hold them if they get in fit. They're ready
We just can't man, it's too hard
Can we contest?
I got BUNS on my team, bro
Sometimes I have to get in there. Nice.
Can you just get back? I will. I will be in time.
Fuck it.
They knows. They actually knows.
of
the
death
of
And you don't seem to understand
No, that's not it!
Who are pushing that shit right now?
I'll see you send an honest man
And all the fans you hold so dear
Now Infinity and Stimkey and Adam and Squid Dame, Sticky Bamboo,
Herum, King, Cat, Cat, Ice Cream, Sammy
What are you playing for this game? Let me think about that. I am gonna have to go refresher though
I'm just gonna bump first and get into waves and everyone come past him
I mean I guess we have to contest
I didn't get the Celeste in fact and we got dropped by minions oh my god
Oh god.
Get out, get out, get out.
They're all gonna die.
No!
I don't want to be hated!
I'm just running into a wall.
Oh man.
I'm gonna get Rammel.
I have ult, he's got something to get you hit.
I have a fresher ult too, maybe win a bolt.
Alright, I'm done.
I mean, it's sad it's still lost out right now.
That's just...
Lemon!
Lemon spawn!
Build light!
Goal!
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Now that's a job well done.
Ascendant 6 Lobby?
Yeah, I mean that kind of makes sense actually.
That's a tough one.
That is a tough one.
That is a tough one look at your team. I know well I
Know
We got here 17k 7 is tough
Why are all your sevens so ass?
Eh, happens.
That's what it is.
It happens.
Here I come, here's the game for now.
What can you do?
Start killing 7s, you don't get 7 players in a team, bro.
I've had him pried for the last 2 days and I've gotten him once.
No, I didn't even drive and get him yesterday with him pried.
No, I didn't.
Because everyone wants to play seven because he's just so good.
It's chill though.
It's chill though.
Knock it wait who's goose is in my chat wait he played he was the Celeste I
lamed against wait he would he did nothing oh my god I'm losing to a sudden six
viewers
guys you're gonna they're gonna throw me they're gonna start throwing me in here
bro we're gonna throw me in here with the uh with the streamer games bros you
bro
I'm quite cold right now. Can you say something impressive so I can get flustered something impressive, huh?
I'm gonna think about that one a little bit
Wait, you want to see something impressive. Let's look at this match history. It's over this match history. It's this of mine
I
When you guys can't even see
Is the vibe what's that?
Brother knuckles they just did have some good songs. I can't lie
I can early in the summer games
no I did not
I did not
I don't think that's not the event for summer games yet
surely right?
It's your piece of art.
All sorts of stuff.
Turpish viewers.
They always say that.
Have you streamed but been watching persona VODs at my boring SIT job?
Love you, small, submissive managa.
Who said I was small or submissive?
Die.
Die.
Okay, how does lash all work by the way? Why did I just throw that guy so fucking far?
Even though I'm supposed to only have a throw distance of 14 meters
Look where that Abrams ended up
Well, how did this Abrams even get here, bro?
Americans not understanding metric classic are you a fucking jackass I know you think
you're like intellectually superior to everyone else but you're just not bro brother look
at that I am over 20 meters away yeah as you can see with the fucking circle I'm supposed
to have a max throw distance of 14 meters you are just dumb I understand your
metric system better than you do clearly unless you're making fun of other
people in chat in which case I take it all back I'll dap you up if not if you're
Trying to make fun of me?
You fucked up.
Lashes like stuck back here, bro.
Let me help you out.
Let me help you out, bro.
No one hides from me.
Let me give up.
Get you out of there, bro.
Too easy.
Too easy.
if it's radius the max throw you count starting position should be double if
it's radius the max throw if you count starting position should be double
Oh
You know what I think bugs it out sometimes I think
If you throw somebody against the wall with lash hole, you know how they like slide against the wall
I think if you throw them
against the wall and then they like start to slide it like fucks up the
road it makes sense like that
Yeah, it's something like that
Like see
That's what it is bro. It's something about throwing them against the wall at the start of the lash hole
Yeah
Is it 007 time or what?
I'll wait paintbrush this video, I'll finish watching it.
I'll give him his attention.
Oh my god.
Niiiiiice.
Oh my god.
Did you actually get it on camera?
You proposing?
Okay bro, she's not here anymore.
Do you fucking leave?
Am I gonna get fucking DMC-ed for this song?
My boss muted what's happening here bro.
Like a brush I recognize you see that shit
Well, I can't see the ring bro, why is it glowing? I can't see it
Damn bro, wait, no one even gaff
What the hell no one fucking care
Oh
Wait that guy does something will do
But I hear whether you got a crowd bro
God can you believe that paintbrush is getting married before me I've said this like five times and I still can't believe it
Things will always work out. Is this true? One way or another, quarantine?
I can believe it.
Very nice, bro.
Do I get an invite to the wedding paintbrush or what?
Yeah, you and plus one Ludwig, okay, I gotta be so for real with you paint Ludwig is not going to your wedding, bro
I
Don't want the club once he asked to join our table and I asked who he is. This just didn't happen when did this happen?
OTV party smart big red bucks what makes blank eating since I'm a crime
I
Got a cue I'm thinking about maybe playing 007. Yo, how long is that game by the way?
As long as persona
One more toast listen bro
I know you want to snipe me because you didn't get your attention today, but I don't think it's gonna happen, bro
You might have to wait until the next time I play deadlock, all right?
I like deadlock?
Yeah, but like...
Like, come on, like, who are you fooling, bro?
Who are you fooling?
Like, what is going on there? How am I throwing Abram backwards?
Guys, can we fix Lash?
I think it's Vesierra and Fowls.
Someone said I could finish tonight, is that true?
Can I actually finish tonight?
I think so.
I always finish at night.
It's not what I...
It's not what I...
Yeah, but you don't have to do overtime.
Okay, but I'm already kind of a little bit hungry.
Maybe I get a little bit of a snack now.
Arby's, Arby's is closed, bro.
I'll be back, give me a second.
Super hug, super hug, super hug.
Oh
Fuck
Hot
L eats incoming can I be honest with you, bro?
You kind of right
Guys I'm gonna say something maybe controversial
Now, this in sausage form, that's not too bad, but I'm eating sausage that has broccoli
rob in it, and can I be honest bro, broccoli rob kinda sucks, which is like kinda sacrilegious
to say? Because I live in Philly and I'm like half Italian? Broccoli Rob kind of fucking
sucks. What is that? It's a plant. Um, but it kind of bitters.
Hey, what are you doing?
What's the bitter taste?
Oh.
Oh.
It's okay.
It needs to be doused in season.
Yeah, I mean, I think the sausage is a decent job with it.
But getting broccoli rob on a sandwich
is kind of buns.
I'm really not a big fan.
Which is kind of buns. I'm really not a big fan
She was your mouth close
I mean, I don't know, maybe I'm just being a bitch.
You have issues that need to be addressed?
It's so hot.
Who needed broccoli, Rob?
I don't fucking know.
Let's see here.
Culinary use, nutty, bitter, and pungent.
Hmm...
Ah-ah!
Oh, my nose, bro!
My nose has been kinda hurting today-
Bro, I'm so due for a day off, but I can't take tomorrow off!
Because tomorrow's the state of play!
Maybe I'll be live for that.
Okay, I could be live for that, actually.
Can you please give me a few weeks warning before you take a day off I have to organize
my schedule.
You joke.
But I think there's some people that would actually prefer that
If I'm Chinese broccoli, maybe Chinese Brock. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like Chinese. I can eat Chinese broccoli
That's just normal broccoli for abuse like me.
Do the new NBA draft odds give you any hope for the sixes?
New rules benefit being mid and Philly's goaded at that.
Okay, but question,
why is it now hypothetically possible
for somebody to win the NBA championship
and then get the first overall pick?
What was Adam Silver thinking about that one?
I have Silver's number?
Yeah, something on my way, bro.
Let me give him a piece of my mind.
Adam Silver is the Jalen Hurts of sports commissioners?
I mean not true, because Jalen Hurts is good at what he does, so.
Silver from Deadlock?
It's so fucking-
Take it easy.
It's so fucking bad with it?
You need a drink?
Right, sir.
Well, hell of a thing you did.
See you around.
Jalen Hurts is Justin Fields with talent around him. He will be exposed this year with a worse O-line and no AJ Brown
Yeah, we gotta throw you in a fucking dumpster
Oh, wow, what's this? Oh that's her shirt. Yeah, Martini
I
I've been that voltage I want what I want James I like a shirt
When you offered me a ride I was expecting something a little more airborne
What can I say I prefer comfort or speed?
I
Certainly wouldn't mind your expense account. I'm sure it could be a range
Well, you really who's your client? Why are you really?
Who are you really no tricks this time, you know who I am I'm a thief
That's a job description, but we are what we do James
Not to mention what we wear
Wow, love you dodge from her
More than a job, what's your end game? I
Don't buy all this. Oh
This is more than a job to you
You pretend to serve no cause but you wouldn't risk so much for a simple paycheck not unless your skin in the game
Oh, wait a minute, I'm getting somewhere.
Tell me.
How did your parents die, James?
Doing something they loved.
Not mine.
Dad doing something and you was right.
What do you think about that?
I'm going to finish it.
What?
You're going to kill him.
What happened to your parents? Let's share a little bit, shall we?
What happened to them?
They worked on the theater project, but couldn't live with the seat.
They didn't know who to trust.
Well, I think she looks like she looks a lot like super in the face. No, she doesn't bro
Technical malfunction according to the FAA I have of course you better
Very sorry, I don't need your pity
Just stay out of my way and I'll set up yours.
I've upset you.
Smart.
Hi, Superarga.
You know, I understand this whole No Strings routine.
I was on my own for a long time.
The thing is, No Strings don't hold you back.
They keep you up.
Oh
Your carrier with MI6 might be over, but you have a bright future riding fortune cookies. I
Had enough
You must be quick marksman
What do you plan to do about it?
You're ruining the moment!
Oh my god!
And they got cut by a fucking submarine!
The boat is that, though, no?
Wow.
What an hour, huh?
What do you think they did for an hour?
I
Thought strategy
There's such a pervert brother. What do you think they did for an hour? Are you fucking idiot?
Kind of mine runs a crypt of old out of a no nuclear bunker in the Hindu curse. I figure normalize a spectrum
Would you mind
Damn bro, where's James Bond get all these fucking tough jackets from?
What exactly are we breaking into?
Web industries fabled R&D facility.
All the greatest breakthroughs were developed right here.
That includes the big brand new basement.
I knew about it, just not its exact location.
What can I say?
Sir Nicholas takes industrial espionage very seriously.
Espionage.
People want to come here.
You better believe it.
It's the ultimate golden ticket.
What's wrong with the tropical island?
Maybe the lease was cheap.
Optic camouflage.
Self-heating smart fabric a discord trench coat bro. What if that's what they're sending me? Oh my god. I was on the bad guys
Yo, Groker and more of a beige great white nuke a Shugazi. Thanks everybody
We'll be tough as hell no cable car stations up ahead
decline
Centuries expect oh if I can reach that comes really I can jam the signal should give us an edge you brought toys
Always...mifty.
Always...
Help Ysola out.
Oh.
Here, give me a boost.
Up he is!
Why am I getting deja vu?
I said I was sorry.
Did you?
I feel like Bond can get up there. I see some footholds, but
Damn, she's hauling ass.
Yeah, bro, I think I can get up there without a boost, honestly, but whatever, who's counting?
Oh, geez.
Now what?
That's a great fucking question.
I guess we're going in a cave.
What the hell?
What are we here?
Yeah, it's kind of dark.
No?
So why did real cave dive, by the way, like for fun, for recreation, were they stupid?
Hmm.
So I figured it out by the way.
You're a client.
It's the CIA.
That's how?
They're advances.
They let my six-top dog in the spy community.
I bet the CIA would love to get back in the lead.
Webb is the key.
But they know he's too patriotic to defect.
So they hired you to dig up some dartin'.
When I exposed him, he became a liability.
Webb leads our secrets.
The CIA take a hit as well.
This is all just damage control.
Quite a theory.
Wait, is James Bond smart as hell?
Egg! I see eggs!
When you don't seem to understand...
I'll take you to High Deck Warp Room sometime.
What's that?
Garment Shard.
To line the change.
Close call.
And someone called NB. Thanks bro.
So how did I do?
Yeah, no. Not even close.
I thought I was on to something there.
A piece.
Wow.
K-Bocals leaving.
New arrivals. Mostly senior stuff from Wokan HV.
Hopefully we'll be able to blend right in.
Big operation webs rounding up his return it's before my six can put the thumb screws on them
That's what I would have done
Reach the little platform
You see a way in
Talk to the fighter brother. They hear you. We can turn it quickly and then won't be able to reach the alarm
You take the one on the right
The oh, how are she?
Damn she fucking INSTANT tapped his ass!
Eggs and omelettes.
of
the
then that visor looks kind of nice
wait wait
no i could explode this
Which case, I don't know what it does, no, thanks for that.
Well, he fell off.
I thought I was going to.
Just passing through.
Well, that works, I guess.
Eggs and omelettes.
You still was right about that one.
Can't lie.
Got to think what she got to do.
What was that?
Under of roses.
But I probably missed so many collectibles.
Now how did she get here?
FIDs to board found a couple of newcomers and we leave them with their ID bracelets.
Oh, and you spycroft involved so much petty theft and what will you be doing?
Lang Loh, I told you a lot of familiar faces in sight. I can't risk someone blowing my
cover. Call if you need assistance, so.
Fine. Is that tight?
The hell? That's kind of bullshit.
You may pick up your ID bracelet at the HR counter.
The...
Norris and Vincent, your ID bracelet is ready.
Let's see.
French Lopez
check
Well, I'm like chill here. Asky check
Yeah, everyone's accounted for
except this one engineer who threw a fit and refused to get on the cable car some type of anxiety attack
Don't worry. He's not about to do a runner. I'm monitoring his tracking chip on my phone
The last thing we need is an outbreak of massive stereo. Okay
I need access to an HR person's phone.
Try a proximity hack.
Work to want those at the web gala.
Very funny.
Damn, bro is going through it in there.
My shawler.
Proximity hack.
Proximity hack.
Alright, I'm gonna stalk you, bro.
So don't go too far now.
Nigel J House HR we could use another couple of hands down here to sort out
IDs your rivals are getting restless yes well let Miriam know when she's out of
the meeting
yeah it's Nigel I have a hysterical engineer on my hands who refuses to go
in the cable car mission to sedate we all know panic is contagious yo bro
What's this remote hacking attempt detected defensive software engage wait what really
Are these notifications even real? Nah, bro. Oh
Well, the hack failed. You must have built an extra layer of encryption
It's like I'm gonna have to make the phone
You do like petty theft
Well, they're working tirelessly to resolve this. How am I gonna do that if he's holding it?
I can't pick pocket it while he's holding it
is possible. Memorize it. Um, can you put it in his pocket? I'll be taking that snow
globe though. Um, blinded. How the hell that happened?
Yeah, you know how.
Locate David's summer set.
Okay.
We'll go this way.
Is he the guy taking a shit in the bathroom, oh is he the guy, it's a panic attack he's
having in the bathroom I think right?
He sounds pretty chill honestly.
Oh, mate. What's going on with you?
What's going on with me?
My God! Why can't anyone else see what this is?
Webb is blackmailing the government, and they must be planning an armed response.
So, management brought us here as a genius.
When the bootnecks arrive, how do you think this is going to work out?
I'm not to think about it.
Why did they relocate you?
Before we joined robotics, I worked at a university research center doing circuit engineering on a quantum computing project.
For some reason they put me on the extraction list don't know why and don't care to find out
Hidden someone's coming hidden opportunity. What is a hidden opportunity?
We'll talk about this in your next appraisal
All righty.
All righty.
Nora's Saint Vincent.
How much was the fine where she is though?
Saint Vincent.
They mentioned where?
Gone to the lounge, the lounge, the lounge.
Oh, lounge right here!
Yo, Carpenter, she's at the hotel, bro.
With anatoes, she's at the kitchen on time.
Um, are they both watching?
What's up?
Easy.
Easy.
And they sound much better.
Bro, it's a long fucking game, man.
It's a long ass game.
I'm David Somerset, senior robotics engineer, and you are Nora St. Vincent.
Let's try that, masseuse.
You're kidding me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I am.
You're kidding me.
Off to you.
Yeah.
David Somerset, robotics department, security level one, laser scene, scanning.
Nora St. Vincent, none of the mechanics.
Nora St. Vincent.
Damn bro, this cable car is fucking massive.
It sounds like a cyber truck.
Don't give me that look.
Why does he pretend like he hasn't killed people?
I need you to promise you won't make any moves before I do what I can't do.
For England? James?
No games, Lysala.
Do you have a deal?
Just don't fail.
One way or another, where that's to be.
now what we need to get our bearings smart hey but yeah what's up the big
chicken oh my god this robot looks friendly enough what if I knock it out
yeah why is it moving like that I do greetings David Somerset senior test
engineer robotics department where is your tracking chip I do not to take the
Oh
You should have received the implants on the plane
Must have missed it spent most of the trip in the bathroom
Now the sly very well. I've notified Lisa someone's having you now. How may I assist you?
Where's your name Wellington well in thank you for asking no one ever bothers. Are you?
Not David's Somerset. Stay put while I notify...
Right. I'm going to operations. You should too.
You think I'm hearing will be at the command center?
If not, it's your best chance of locating it.
You've been robotics. I'm in nanomechanics.
I say we split up double our chances.
Works for me.
What if you have a breakthrough?
If...
Why not?
Oh, you take this. Please tell Attachment.
fires a wireless electrical projectile that will cripple an elephant and fry just about
any electronic system oh might come in handy where you're going we've got those two mm-hmm
a powerful electric projectile stunning human or enemy and overloading electrical devices
hey insufficient clearance smart hello just watched you on my plane ride home course flying
makes me feel like I'm gonna die thanks for keeping me company um yeah flying is
kind of a pain in the ass but even here the type breaks down the lift the
suffered electrical malfunction but I kind of actually like hate flying I'm
not something I like I get um what's it called I don't get like scared of flying
it's just so annoying bro like you can't move it you're tight you're cramped I
I feel exhausted after I fly. It just sucks, man.
I don't have a private jet or another PJ, bro.
That's right. Straight from London.
That's the weather.
I can't need to ask.
You've been away too long.
Ain't that virtuous.
May I introduce the Autonomous Demolition Unit,
or RECI, among friends.
RECI.
It's designed for urban disaster areas,
able to clear a path through RECI in near moments.
I'm medically able to arrive safer and faster.
Here, grab it.
Let's get started.
Issue a move, come on.
Any direction you want.
Good.
Now, pick up the car.
Make Recky demolish those crates.
Flashing.
Just don't get in his way.
Recky is equipped with a full array of detection sensors.
As long as you have a hard beat, you're perfectly safe.
What if I hacked it?
I think you've got the hang of it. Stay put while I reconfigure the pen.
I'm curious, what is Eki-Ali accusations against the Nicholas?
We're getting mixed messages down here.
You know, high trees and fraud, conspiracy to commit murder.
Slap on the wrist, stuff, really.
Must be false. Something a troll farm cooked up.
Mm. Stuff they can do with deep fates these days.
Anyway, here we are.
Our most promising creation.
Tabula Rasa, a general service android.
This unit can master virtually any functional skill
through a memetic machine learning.
Caretaker, paramedic, teacher.
He's the guy's the limiter.
It's quite a strong one, required and incredibly damage-resistant.
You know how to use a gun?
How hard can it be?
Yeah, man.
Try and make a dent.
OK.
Yo!
If I can law enforcement agencies will be lining up.
Not an option, I'm afraid.
Public policy.
And the public just isn't ready for it.
The functionality is totally there, though.
OK.
You can either way.
I'm not sure.
Oh, that's not good.
I'm starting to growl me.
Well, that's all the time I have, I'm afraid.
We'll pick this up later.
How do you figure it out?
I suggest you try the piano.
Advanced mimicry will knock your socks off.
Yeah, we'll do.
Thanks for your time.
Will it play Futabu's palace theme?
James, what's your status?
Happily single, thank you very much.
I made it past nanomechanics.
The utility area behind the research space
connects every floor.
Utility area.
Got it.
Yes, the platform is temperature controlled
for extreme conditions testing.
To all instructors, a word of caution.
Do not dress your buns in the plopping
with the heat turned all the way up
Leslie Phantasy sitting on a frozen bag of peas for the rest of the day. Patrick. Alright,
Patrick. Dumbass.
Okay, so I need to get someone on the pl-
What if I just electrocuted you, like would you be cool with that?
I need it follows good to know huh
Let's see what you got, James.
What could you play, bro?
I mean, the notes are just not matching the finger movements, but...
You can't see the robot? Can you see it now?
Right back to work. That finger-deck starage is amazing.
I know, bro.
I'm tough like that.
What?!
Towards our robotic companions non-global ray and glass wall looks darker
Temperature away
Well, what if I just you know what just for that
Who mess with the controls there to be another laptop in storage
Now
Is it just me? Or is it getting hotter?
Jees. Eating controls must be busted. It's like being on hot coals in here.
Smart.
Piano emoji, red-doctagon emoji, British Indian Ocean territory emoji, triangular claggone post-emoji,
So now I get on!
Wait, Parkinson's a bro.
What?
What the fuck?
KICK! WHAT THE FUCK?!
KICK! WHAT THE FUCK?!
KICK!
Oh my god, man!
It's fun to feel unwelcome.
What was it, F? No, how do I do this?
Cute.
sick oh my god we're venting
up we go that was fucking insane why did he kick that shit so hard bro
Okay, but guys, why are they adding the burnt peanut to Fortnite?
Anybody know what that's about?
Because we love the burnt keynut.
Eh, is it?
If he's okay.
Uh oh.
Uh oh, bro.
How did he catch that?
What the fuck?
I should have done that so we died.
I hear these birds.
Oh jeez.
James, house progress.
Great. I'm progressing.
Let's hear it.
James Bond
Like how does that slip and fucking
He's James Bond
Wow, look at all of this yellow tape for me.
Wow, look at all of this yellow tape for me.
And why is this random wire loose
No, we'll get back here
Exit Omelettes.
I don't know how it is.
Exit Omelettes.
Stop this!
Stop this!
No, stop, stop shooting.
Ow.
Hold on.
Let's get over here, shall we?
That guy is still alive.
You didn't have a license to kill.
Now we're good on that, bro.
I think he's dead.
Was that the- was that the fucking Duolingo correct sound?
When the door- did anybody hear that?
Wait, listen if this one does the same thing.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
That's Duolingo!
Oh, I didn't even see you there, bro.
Tell me if the submission is contained, please.
Oh man, I didn't see that guy over there, bro.
God damn it.
I was actually going to try and stealth this out.
What?
Why am I slow every time I go into alt-base now? What is this?
One more body for the pile who says that
I just tanked like three bullets in the back of my head there at least.
ahhhhhhhhh
F***s on you
are you dead?
should i close it?
oh yeah give this a look
Engage that, bro.
Engage this, bro.
Oh
To go out I saw boys and their toys. I was not a mechanics not much to look at shall we we shall
Did she not hear that explosion in that room over there whatever
Not a big deal
Oh!
Uh-oh!
Oh, shit!
Well, it's always nice to have something full back on, so how come you didn't know where this place was located?
I knew it was within the Antarctic Circle, same as everyone else, but the exact coordinates were classified.
Even Damien was never invited down here.
Webb's own son? I don't wonder the guy was troubled.
Please, there's no excuse for what Damien was. Webb just found a way to harness his son's worst impulses.
Well, life gives you lemons.
Pretty much.
Yo, Grand Theft is the our Grand Theft Grand Theft 4
Six inches and anonymous extra three bro
Burger like this seven months more TV building for the fun months and that is fraud you should have been just one way
We met in the left
Why didn't she just like knock more people out, I don't get it.
She's capable, right?
I think I should just buy
What the heck
What do you any good no one enters without Roger's consent?
Didn't need that insulin anyway, of course they have a man on the inside if not in my sense, then why security?
James, I'm looking at department schematics. It looks like the upstairs rooms are connected by beds
I see a vent to the security office. Good tip. No, you got him wrong
We've firmly rejects the great man hypothesis on the contrary great man
man. Alright, well how do I clear everyone out of here? Wait, this guy has a key. Um,
let's just... The code into the archive is stored in the office safe and must be changed
24 hours. Thank you
Well, you know the locker room
Keypad puzzle hold on
Today's archive code, I know he like puzzles Carmine
Vigit one I am one digit two I am two digits higher than digit three digit three
I am 2 digits higher than digit 4.
Digit 4.
I am 10 digits less than digits 3 and 2 combined.
The year is the...
This was just the year of a famous bottle.
Okay, so one...
Smart.
Chats won't solve this for me.
Couldn't you just do like...
Why not this?
Two digits higher than digit three.
And digit three is two digits higher than digit four.
Okay.
Ten digits less than three and two combined.
1864? 1864? 1864?
Huge.
Okay, let's see where this goes next win
You read that from me, I don't even know who you are bro
And the ego comes out brother. I'm not gonna be accused of cheating in a fucking single-player
James Bond game for a story that are for a challenge. It is not that fucking hard
Yeah
oh situation contained level five moving up in the world isla rule set
They made the command center.
It's a date.
They were minors.
They all died in a tragic ropside.
As to the late son of Sennicholas Webb,
he was in the Maldives at the time.
We have the deep-faced approval.
Next order, please.
Wow.
Shall we eat these loaves?
You're getting good at this, James.
Remember our deal.
How could I forget?
It applies to Roger Finch as well. He's a civilian.
That doesn't make him any less punchable.
Heh.
Who's fucking Throne is a-
Yep.
You good?
What?
You good?
Alright, cool.
Who's fucking Throne is this?
Can you stop?
web. Why period? Never mind. We have the heart of his operation. The information you need
will be on one of those terminals. Yeah, I'm gonna find a way down. Okay, you poke around.
I'll keep a lookout. I think I know exactly where to poke. Our culture is saturated in
tales of singular greatness and the power and glory of the individual. The solitary
hero saves the kingdom, not society, not the collective, and particularly not the dreaded
system which is seen as abasque and inertial force, circumvented, disrupted, or broken.
The great man is an after-rationalization, a product of selective history, and the hero
will meant a cultural construct.
Never share the enthusiasm for individual achievements so prevalent in the West.
On the contrary, as the humanity has deeply flawed, a tragic victim to our senses, our
brain chemistry, and our cognitive biases.
Through algorithmic governance, promising to overcome the failures of human politics.
A terminal
James you might want to see this
What are we looking at predictive analytics that's a neural network tree watch what the fuck
It's a road map.
Yeah, but we were throwing the British government in as few moves as possible.
And he's dating Stephen Bright as the next PM.
It's a damn coup d'etat. How is this possible?
It looks like we say our flying web was finally free to use his mirror machine to his own gain.
You're really outdone yourself this time, James.
I have to get down there.
James Bond. We meet again.
We do?
Roger Finch, Chief Legal Officer.
Oh, right. And there you go.
They got
Punching this is all big joke to you don't move. Oh shoot. You saw
It's finished James Bond is here poking about operations. Send me along
I was
Well, the spectrum's like Charlie Kirk to me.
Is that just me or am I officially brain-rodded?
Thanks for that.
Challenge accepted.
Let's go. We about to have company.
Maybe I'm brain-rodded. I don't know.
You take the freight lift down.
Webb is not going to lead the data on account of one rogue agent.
But he will throw everything he has at you
to stop you from reaching that area.
What about you?
Webb's penthouse is directly above us.
I'll wait for him there. Time to settle scores.
Deceal it if it's closure you're looking for a promise you won't find it not like this. You really are very sweet
Ron what are you typing bro?
Negative I never bring up fucking Charlie Clark. This is the one time. I thought it looked like
I don't think they can achieve this, Sheldon.
Seriously.
One man.
And a one man who chose to come here on his own.
Cop either.
He's a natcha.
No, no!
Let me try.
Oh, god.
Got it!
He's gone.
He's not a search.
Hey, what's happened to you?
What the hell's he done to you?
Can I move this?
Oh
I
Know we don't
Fuck what's a nasty gun? Okay, it sucks
What is this?
Wait, this gun is nasty, whatever the fuck it is.
What the hell?
It one-shot them through their armor?
Okay, that guy just fell off, I think.
Shut up, pussy.
Situation contained.
Love it.
Pick up.
Oh, I'm full.
pick up on fall
keys and lock
running diagnostic
receiving functions going down
barely the beast there we go
I made it onto the list
when this gun's hanging on there it's pretty nice though
he's a little coffee mr. X about the fucking jump on this elevator to or
what
throw them all off
hey
get a fuck out of here thanks for the practice
What I have a license to kill?
Okay.
It's gotta be the last of them.
Uh, probably not, but...
Um...
Have you lost your mind?
You're talking about turning them into autonomous weapon systems.
This is not what we do.
The order came straight from the top.
top remove all safety restrictions and upload the defense software. Why are we
stopped? No I won't be a part of this. Then I will. Step aside.
Oh! Fuck! Oh no. Need a way out.
Well, well, out of the frying pan and into the meat grinder.
You can see that coming to you, bitch.
Now, remember my name.
Oh.
Who's the joke of the town, boss?
Who's the teller these days?
Yeah, you're taking this a little bit too seriously, bro.
Saving the brakes.
Last one, hold.
What's the point? You want to break the car.
I did now.
Okay, why does they need like 20 punches, but it took me to
without the override key.
Wait, but like, did anybody see it, though?
Or is it just me? I don't get it.
Oh!
My God.
Only remove using explosives.
Okay.
um well it's armor is gone
oh my god oh my god okay wait wait wait is this armor gone or what
Oh my god!
I mean I blew off its armor though, I don't get as is it not.
Is there more, is there more armor than I have to blow off or do I have to just keep shooting it?
Okay, maybe it's what I don't...
Um...
I mean like cook...
What the hell?
Ow!
Oh
Shit the desert eagle laid his ass out
Situation contained
A postcard by a web industry's employee to her parents.
I'm here, I'm finally here!
If only I could tell you where here is, don't worry you guys.
I couldn't be safer!
And this place is a dream factory!
you in five months love Caitlyn sorry to ruin the party I'm couldn't be safer
attention this is a level 2 alert anyone not performing critical functions is
kindly instructed to return to their quarters and await further instructions
dumbass engineer doesn't know proper grammar
so many grammatical mistakes in this game brother there's something about this
I don't really know what's going on.
There's something going on here.
Little shit around the edges, yeah!
Kind of.
fans they should lead to the lower levels all right um so i need to get you
Stick to factory settings this time, shall we?
I need more batteries.
Yeah, I see a good cover.
Throw your wiper out.
Shoot on!
Shoot on!
Shoot on!
Two firsts!
Yes, why can't I be zassed?
Wanna see it?
That was a vibe.
They said, I was just saying, they said it to text like, life or something.
be excessive. Run! Better get fucking runnin' bro. Lower the fucking barrier.
Oh shit!
Oh my god there's so many!
I was gonna situation contain but
Stop the centrifuge power source must be nearby. All right
That's one
Oh my god, there's so many.
This game is fucking goofy, man.
Why, here's like an R&B coming after me.
I think in this situation you ain't got a choice, bro.
Nice.
That's the master class by the ship.
But then a good boy with Q.
Cute.
Yellow tape, I mean yellow plush, really bad.
What?
There's no one to see Bond up here?
Where's Isolat?
No way!
Oh, I love that.
got a story mode whose story would you be most excited to play through
uh i don't know victor probably has a cool story i think they can make something out of that maybe
spot the load chat are so right yes engine in operative core system to use
diverting power to attempt stabilization
just drop off bro what
guys even with yellow paint I'm lost
Don't want the industry to see this.
Okay this game kind of does it like...
They kind of go a bit overboard with the yellow paint in this game, no?
I mean this shit is everywhere.
You need it?
I actually don't, by the way.
I mean, they're even saying yellow warning, like hello.
Okay, maybe we need more yellow tape, actually, guys.
One second, Dot.
Yellow warning.
Engine in operating.
Core system's overheating.
overheating. Diverting power to attempt stabilization.
Control panel. We've done it. Ladies and gentlemen, we've fucking done it.
That's not happening.
That sounds pretty nice for a short while.
Is it nice as that?
I'm the zillik
Yeah, I got it
Oh, it's just yellow everywhere.
Just tap, one, two, three, tap them right there, what the hell?
What the hell?
Uh oh.
What happened to Isola?
Um...
This is not good
Fuck out of here, man
Brother console
Homest console I bet you gotta kick out of that one. It's the perfect sleeper agent
always watching
Cody Martin move a thread so far outside the box. We couldn't even conceive that
That's a promise
Orange or they are marked
Like while you're at it. They are marked too. Wow
Don't want to know what the fuck
I
Work a bit of comfort anybody know where that could have came from
My fucking legs
No, where the hell are we going aperture laboratories, holy fuck bro, how far down we do we have to go?
I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place.
Hello, gorgeous.
Okay.
Remove the call. Stop the leak.
Mr Bond.
Predictably unpredictable.
Will you come for my other son?
Maybe this one you'll actually care about.
Not so fast.
health monitoring device like all
time it's purpose can be redirected
such as dumping every last bit of MI6
data the moment that my heart stops
beating so shoot his arm off what the
fuck this is so easy to fucking kill
you to stop yeah this is so easy to
diffuse my insane go on
risk it oh but I guess it would detect
no pulse huh didn't think about that
Not so easy when you have so much to lose is it?
What if he's bluffing
Thought so
Drop it. Oh, I just what if I shoot both his legs right now kick it away
And then destroy it and then like those nice ways around this row
Hello.
Your very own magic mirror.
It's clever I'll give you that.
It was overthrowing the government, always part of the plan.
The last resort. Nothing more.
Done like a great man once said.
Never let a good crisis go to waste.
Happen to be of service.
There is no flipside to the world I'm building.
You think I'm a fiend, but make no mistake, Bond.
The future will be grateful.
Isla?
Beush.
What did you do?
You gave me your wallet.
You really should know by now, James.
My word means nothing.
I've most likely pierced the abdominal orta.
It doesn't have long.
I'd keep the orta you're going if I were you.
Whatever happens, stop her!
Don't let them have my pain!
Your parents' murder.
Just another lie.
Oh, what can I say?
I know my audience.
This is business always wins the only reason I let you get this far is because you make for such wonderful
Good luck James, I really do mean it
Oh shit
Oh through the hole.
License the kill, stop, you saw that?
Wait.
I see him!
I just want to see who's going to let me kill civilians.
I actually don't even care about you guys bro. Damn. She's fast bro
Sure, what eggs bro
She reaches that stuff
No, my fucking god had a red it had a red cross through it, bro. You guys saw it's not in my fault
I didn't miss bro, I was thinking on it and then like as soon as she was outside of my crosshair it let me fucking shoot
Oh my god, I think I got flattened.
Okay. She's going for the boat.
Just drop! Just drop! This is perfect, bro!
Oh my god, his legs are gone!
Shut this time!
I don't know if I'm shooting, oh I should have put the fucking icebergs.
Why can't I fire a cannon at her?
Anybody knows?
You guys see that giant red?
Sorry, gunner.
This one's hot.
I'm so fast ahead of them, I can't even shoot the guys behind me.
I'm just...
Oh, I can shoot.
Oh, hello, hello.
Flyin' to you, literally runnin' over.
Ah, shit.
What is he shooting at, bro? Whatever the game tells me to. I don't know. Random ice
birds in the way, so I don't hit them. We don't have another titanic situation. How
How does it work both faster than mine right now?
Oh, here we go!
Weakest ramp of all time.
God damn she's fast!
So why am I not just warming up her ship right now?
He's still alive!
Damn stuff.
Don't tell me James is a pussy.
Oh wait!
Oh, what the hell?
They won't take you back, you know.
We will rot in a cell and leave nothing behind but a blackened fowl.
Mrs. Bond, the threat is neutralized.
We could use a ride.
Oh my god.
Plus one.
Oh.
I thought I was in a lever, but plus one.
Catch Isola.
Achievement name, the writing is on the wall.
Yo, what up, guys?
He insists he was working alone. No assistance from anyone, am I six?
What about the girl? What does he have to say about her?
A means to an end. He needed a ride.
Who just happened to offer at the most convenient time? No one's that naive.
convenient time no one's that naive he saw her as a calculated risk what's our
take on her we have none or a thousand nothing adds up well surely you must be
able to tell me something about her so far she's manipulated all our
screenings and biometrical analysis. Only break this work when she means to.
Oh wow. The fact that we have nothing on her is perhaps the most telling thing of
all. Someone has gone to great lengths to make her what she is and cover their
tracks. We have no clue whatsoever who she's working for.
I can't help but wish it was us. Well it's not. That is the one thing we know about her.
interesting what the fuck
Are you coming give them how James
Four England.
Oh!
Suspect spotted!
Oh geez!
Fuck your gun!
Oh!
Got him!
Fuck me!
Fuck you!
You're breathing crazy.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Brakes a random computer?
Red phone in security room.
Oh my god, he's folded.
He's not as sharp as they looked!
Why are you people quiet?
Do you have any idea what you're doing?
Who you just declared war on I said shut up
Knocked his ass out too much firepower needs to be smart about this
I didn't see that guy there
He's ready to engage.
He's got to lie on the side.
Yo, everyone else is watching this guy get fucking bitched?
I knew you'd have made it.
You need to like embarrass for him.
I want to shoot.
I
This is that journalist difficulty. This is the hardest difficulty in the game you can believe it
Why won't he die?
What's wrong, babe?
What?
Hey!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Come on!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Hello?
part in this no need I just watched you take down a handful of intruders I'm not
sure which side you're on bond but it's clearly not there's there you go the man
you just thought was tuned into our frequency grab that shit might be broken
I just blew off his fucking skull the shotgun I love that if that earcars
works anymore and I was feeling rather naked about it and slammed his head like
wait wait oh yeah wait let's see
take the back stairs down to operations
money if anyone can raise this lock down it's her money pennies here she's not
your friend she's an asset stay focused with respect mom the hell with that Julie
noted someone please be alive in there stay with me we'll get out of this you
hear me just gotta hang tight oh he's gone I'll take it from here get
yourself to safety take care of him he's only resting now he's dead bro
I think it's my mic.
I'm not in here.
Team, move away.
No sign of target.
Move to position.
All teams, block exits.
Roger that.
Stay aboard.
I can't even see me there.
Did you just dodge that?
What are we doing?
We're good situation all around they contain
Get fucked pussy
Okay situation no one contain
Why do they guys do a 180 and turn back around?
I just thought it'd be fun to mag dump somebody for once, but I have a deagle I gotta use
more efficiently. Situation contained. We take those. Moneypunny?
Mother Pod, no sign of Moneypenny.
She was reviewing the security feet.
The hostiles are taking out the cameras.
They're...
running down.
Towards there?
Yes, I've noticed that too.
That's gotta be it.
Moneypenny's gone to protect the core.
Good girl.
What's the fastest way there?
Stairs are out of the question. Give me a moment.
Give me a moment. I'll plot a way down
Why just shiver oh you're a freak
I
Killed himself. Okay, we take those
forward
Oh, they got fucking
Well, it's a long one cut it need to get creative
Can you see me zero LS on me don't want it
Um
What if I just go behind them is that possible wait, I shoot his back
Well, I'm packing an angle
Okay, I mean you just can't be shooting me right now. It's not possible
What are you shooting, bro?
Fucking shooter?
What do you mean?!
Oh!
Oh well.
I think we'll cut me to ribbons hint spinning fan
Well, I just shoot it
Any idea who's behind this ask your tight-lipped friend
Her people run for the top of my list
I don't think so
She ran away from the intruders in the null space. Perhaps she failed them one too many times
In case you haven't noticed these aren't nice people money pennies wallet. Oh
Shit you lab is coming up here. Is he safe the lab was the first apartment to lose surveillance?
I just don't know there's no way Q's dead. Nah Q's fine, bro
Head of branch that's Q so they don't have him
Anyone with this much? There he is
And what the hell is fine
Layla finally a bit of luck. What the hell is money penny thinking she can't stop these guys on her own
She's a resourceful girl bond besides she kept a standard issue service pistol in her pod
I'm sure she brought it. Yeah, well, I saw her range scores
a single bullet hit the sheet
A pistol? She thinks a pistol is gonna be good enough against this fucking army?
One pistol.
On arm!
All right, shall we universal exports I need to dispatch a shipment of arseholes
This bond stupid
I can't pistol, I've sneaked one in!
Oh my god, what did I say earlier?
What did I say earlier? Nobody equals no dead!
What did I say? And you guys called me crazy!
Oh James, I was hoping that you'd try and save the day.
Tell me, how do you like the new look?
You grew a spine. Well done.
Yeah, you're starving. You're killing me.
Come here.
You've had quite the run, haven't you?
My father...
dead.
The truth... out.
My legacy...
my inheritance...
All God, all except for good old Thayer here, eh?
Luckily, I had a host of buyers already lined up.
Each one more unsavory than the last.
And it's all thanks to you.
How does it feel, James?
How does it feel to really make a difference?
James.
It's all right, dude, he says.
Go on. Go on, James tells you.
Oh my...
What if she turned around and fucking threw him off the bridge?
You're getting gone.
I told my father, died in your arms.
It's not fair, you know.
You were hoping for fun.
Honey, honey, don't move. We're going to stabilize the bleeding.
James, James, James, you have to listen.
It's James.
Come on, come on.
I've got her now, I've got her. Damien's only escape is through the tunnels. I've slowed him down and it's up to you to stop him. Whatever it takes Bond. Here, take this. This is a special edition. It's the master key to the lab. Unlocks the entire arsenal.
I'll offence you, but I'll need more than a man in a couch.
We have the Valhalla. It's the only thing with enough firepower. Get the keys for my coat and wearables. Now go! Well, there's still time. The watch will guide your way.
Watch what guy do you want.
Oh, shit.
Hang on, money penny.
You're in good hands.
Damn it.
That's gone.
Go, go, go, go.
Runs the wrong way.
Get softlocked, what?
Oh, no.
Guys?
I wish this is a shortcut or what's happening here.
What?
Ah!
Do that make sense?
I figured it out!
out
Go to be some bridge control
Go bro go go go
Faster brother
Just don't just don't just go
Creepy. Oh shit. Anything else I have to activate?
Guys, am I just like stupid as hell? What's going on?
Okay, can we talk about James' chicks, by the way?
What the fuck is that?
Look at actually, though.
I think Arsenal needs that.
Thanks, it's good to be back.
Oh, okay, well we need to fucking miss it then, clearly.
Um.
Laser strap.
and then give me the camera for this maybe.
So what if I just missile rocketed Damien right now by the way?
Oh my god everything
He has access to everything in the fucking
it
Oh
Wait
Just there there's no time
Oh my fucking god.
No way.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Who else?
Who else?
Then when you're by, they can get fucking deleted.
Not sure how you got up here, bro, but that may be the latter.
Eggs and omelettes James eggs and omelettes
Keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys
Keys keys
I can need to then a walk-in closet. Got it. I'll take good care of it
I
Mention the motion sensors Q wait
Where they go
Oh my
Should try Q's laptop
What is the portal to what does that do?
Don't check their pulse, just be on guard.
Holy bro.
I
Were good lockdown override initiated
Lockdown override
I just think near it shut down override was you all right
Auto turret
All the time!
James Bond with one deagle vs a whole army who wins!
Yo, can the fucking laser connect to the allotour and do something real?
Oh, shit, those turrets are going crazy.
I can't live I lived
Yeah, check this shit out. Oh, yeah, are you going bitch?
And then you what are you doing bro? I think I got him. I think he's gone
Oh
What about missiles?
Missiles.
Full stock.
All right.
Here we go.
Arming missiles.
12% complete.
Stand by.
Oh, come on.
Activate machine guns.
Machine guns on.
I'm ready to fire.
Yes!
Now we're talking.
Voice analysis complete.
You are not Q.
You are Bond.
James.
You got me.
How did he die?
Q.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I thought he would let you drive me over his dead body.
for time
wow bro
oh oh really
Oh, really?
So, what point do they stop throwing themselves?
You know, on the pile.
You can get this option out of RAV4?
Can you actually?
Oh my god, what is that?
I
What's my nice EBM
My helping
Well she said I'm quite safe, so...
Oh my god.
Insane James Bond legendary secrets?
We got a double talking about a fucking match on ESPN 7 in the Wells 4th Division.
They won't fix.
ESPN 7.
Shill on the Welsh 4th to be a ship?
Oh hell no.
What the hell?
The Undermider?
What is this shit bro?
why you made that jump bro you serious you serious James this is where your
journey ends
obliterate some cardboard out the fucking way
I'm kind of running your eyes down bro chill a little bit
What if he just waited for me around the corner and blows my fucking head off with a punch
Oh man.
God Damien fucking loves James no?
Hello bro.
Oh, too slow.
Tell me, James, how long can you hold your breath?
Top of the class.
Well, congratulations.
Can you get to the level?
Ah, shit.
What the hell is the outfit?
Why can't I shoot? Why is it? Why can't I shoot him?
I'm not allowed to shoot him.
You know, let's gently open that door in a situation like this.
Don't want to be too hot, dude, too quick now.
Let's not be too rash.
Good God James. You must have a death wish
Well, I'm only happy to oblige
Oh
Run fuck this you think he is
I need to blow it up.
Holy fuck.
Is this how they intend me to do this fight?
Oh James, don't you know never to perform the same trick?
Shit!
Why does it shock him two-tap?
Don't work unless I shut off the jamming device.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Okay, let's stop trolling.
What's that for?
Gadgets, gadgets, you useless.
Gotta shut off the jamming device.
Come on.
Show your face.
Bad form, James.
Don't you know never to perform the same trick twice. How's money penny doing James?
Surely she must have bled out by now
One more not sure the old
one
almost looking
You must have a suit. A couple more hits should do it
No rep us
I
Actually fucking dead by daylight Luke is ass. This is literally a generator to look at this thing
down get back that's a reason how it oh god keep moving you think by man you've
got this
Come on bro.
Really James stop hiding.
Okay you might bash it.
Come on pussy.
Come on let's go.
You know what?
What is this thing?
Ah!
No, no!
Oh, I missed!
Ooh!
new chains. Got him. One is down. Let's go pussy. Um, and my spine's broken. Where the
How are we?
Bones, you're flooding the tunnels. You're gonna kill everyone. Bang on!
There's enough water in this reservoir to turn MI6 underground into a fish stack.
By the time they sort out what's transpired, I'll be longer.
Why is he mansprinting like that?
I'm gonna find a way to damage him.
Don't send your gunship, you're right.
I can do a little jolly stick there, did you guys see that?
I'm sorry to see you, Daniels, but the game we're in is...
Tell me, man!
Why did my father cash in his chips?
Did he have any last words?
I did mention he should have had that perceptive!
Why?
I'm sorry, Daniel.
You've hurt a lot of Daniels that we moved.
Let's give him something.
What happened?
I'm gonna find a way to damage him, or sent your gun to kill it.
You sure you brought enough firepower?
I had to kill him.
Bro, what is that jolly little skit, bro?
We're gonna get hit by something.
He lied again.
It's chill.
I think Damien even hears this, look how far away I am from him, how are they even having
a conversation bro?
Okay, now what was, now, now?
Can we explain this death?
Gotta find a way to damage him.
First sentry gun should do it.
You sure you've got about five hours?
Gile will skip.
I don't want to see today's weapon.
I can't say anywhere he ends.
Tell me, James!
I want to...
Alright, alright, alright, alright, I gotta just relax!
I thought I could just fucking run it through, but I can't!
I'm gonna find a way to damage him.
Just sense your gun, Shigeru.
Are you sure you've run enough fire powers?
I had to get a rip from the way!
These turrets have seemed to be dead in place.
They ain't what it is.
Tell me, James!
Tell me, James!
Did he have any last bars?
They did mention he should have had that percent to me.
Alright.
How do I not get fucking up deleted?
Okay.
Turks followed the enemies that removed.
That's given something to them all.
Oh my god.
Yeee!
Made it!
Oh
Second
I
Okay
I can't say I'm gonna miss me all
PEEE!
James, I'm sorry bro, you're just not Leon bro, like I hate this.
I just got killed through a wall. Ladies and gentlemen, I just got killed through a fucking wall.
I just got killed through a wall, everybody.
5 years. Yay. Can you add more sub-pudges?
Yeah, I'd rather not. We'll have to get some.
Okay, that's how I didn't get killed through a wall.
I can't say I'm going to miss the old bastard as the lecturing is simply frustrating the way that he's carrying it.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm just dead.
I'm finished.
I'm dead.
At least I'm honest about who I am.
We need the SK. We need the SK for a while.
I'm not your one. That's the most foolish violin.
I'm getting shot through a fucking wall
This game fucking sucks!
One more time.
Let's go.
I can't say I'm going to miss the old bastard.
His lecturing is, is safely possible.
I'm going to carry this thing.
We're going for it. We're going for a hit-less run.
I'm getting shot through a fucking wall.
What the fuck?
I can't say I'm gonna miss the outburst it is
I was lecturing
They sent me pasting
I didn't carry this thing
Such honest
Shut up!
I'm throwing!
At least I'm honest about who I am
I don't want to touch the world's smallest violin!
What's this?
Okay, this is where I die every time.
So they force you to use the alarm?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You can't...
Whatever.
I guess that's how I...
That's why I was getting shot.
Wait, are the springlocks acting up?
Oh my god.
Oh
What is spring locks are acting up?
Are you gonna stop me?
No need, oh kill yourself just to get to me you don't have it in here oh fuck
I'm sorry, James.
Where you got me, Pegs?
What you said...
You have set me free, James.
I never felt so alive.
Let's go out on a hike.
Oh fuck!
Stay down!
What am I gonna do?
I'm not done.
I don't know.
I can't accept defeat.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Lord knows you tried.
No, no, no.
No.
Just like that, you can step to feet.
It doesn't need to be a standoff.
Lord knows you tried.
Ow!
Why do you keep on fighting?
After all you've done for these people, they locked you up.
You owe them nothing.
Um...
Shoot it out!
In!
In!
Holy fucking bitch!
Uh oh!
Space!
Space!
Oh no!
you can't snap James's spine
You're parents, your mentor, your friends
even for all your cluck
you can't save a single one
and now you will die unknown
I'm loved. I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
Oh my god, he can hold his breath longer, surely?
Oh my god, it is like chainsaw, man. Oh my fucking god.
I hear it. In the sea.
In the pool, dumbass!
LARPER ALARM! There's two different fucking titles and versions of that song.
One's called in the pool, one's called in the sea.
Alarm, alarm, you don't know what you're talking about, you don't know what you're talking about.
Is she gonna save me oh my god she saved me
Maybe that time on the boat meant something.
That hour they had?
Oh.
Don't get used to it.
That's not CPR.
Well, he was already coughing, so he didn't need CPR.
Bro already was coughing, guys.
Are you not paying attention?
What were you, two boner brain?
Like hello?
For King and Country, defend MI6.
John!
The service is beautiful.
I particularly enjoyed the bagpipes and rifles salute.
Yes.
Well, Webb was a national treasure, nothing less would do.
It doesn't feel right, does it?
Spies live and die in the dark, Bond.
You want medals? Join the Olympics.
In case you're wondering, all charges against you have been dropped.
We take those.
Bright's a reasonable man.
Bright's a survivor. We came to an understanding.
I testify that all he's guilty of is keeping bad company.
He gets off my back and doubles our budget.
Everybody wins.
Congratulations.
I suppose this makes you 001.
Ew!
Wouldn't be right.
Actually, mom, I thought since I was a 7th recruit.
Happens to be my lucky number.
Just don't tell anyone.
It's not over, you know.
If someone pulled me out of that water and made off of there,
there's only one person it can be, hm?
There's an unseen hand operating in the shadows, playing a game we know nothing about.
How that is even possible keeps me awake at night.
Perhaps you'd be so kind as to do some digging.
007.
Ho ho ho!
Mom, I thought you'd never ask.
Super when you go to raising canes, do you get chicken or no?
I'm gonna go to raising canes bro
to
007 did the return bit first.
Guys, I never seen a James Bond movie.
Don't know what you expect from me, y'all.
They're largely predictable popcorn films.
Her original slot but they're so good.
Okay.
Is there a post-credits scene?
Holy giga credits!
Damnit!
I mean, that's a lot of motherfucking people, no?
I'm in here somewhere!
I clocked her ass.
Vlad Poppy? Is that you bro?
Are you a team manager?
Oh
Money, but he's died or like what's up with that?
Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, this game is like not that great actually like can I say that without getting flamed
Like it's entertaining because it's stupid as fuck
But like it's not that great of a game
like okay when I see when I saw IOI developing James Bond I'm like this
shit's about to fucking smack but everything just feels like a step down
from Hitman I don't know why like almost everything feels a step down from
hitman like the presentation the the gameplay itself like I understand it's
more of a narrative which is fine but I have no problem with it being more
narrative driven more story driven than hitman but like unless you like I don't
know I don't know that how obvious it is watching but if you've played both this
This game is like, it just functions worse.
It's like the best way I can say it.
The game functions way worse.
Why are you yelling?
Sorry, I was just getting a little passionate.
I'll tone down the passion, bro.
Yeah, all the gunplay sections were very, like, what?
Like the gunplay is literally whatever.
It's like satisfying enough, but it's not really good
Yeah games are so fucking awesome when they cost 70 dollars and last less the Tate ours right I mean
Yeah, obviously they're gonna have a sequel or DLC
Hold on a second
Guy with the 007 gun barrel badge says what the fuck do you expect use tracer abilities?
I mean you could have at least taken off the badge before you came to fucking white knight the game
Really bro
And no bro, I did not expect to use blinks and fucking recalls, but like I said if you compare
It to hitman it's just I don't know everything is a step down
The presentation I think is a step down the gameplay is a step down
The story's fine. It's like okay the reason why I was able to get through the whole thing one because it's not that long
But two it's very sure. I mean sorry. It's very
Hey, wait what did I say? We shut the whole sentence. Sorry. Let me run it back
I lost trying to thaws with the chat and I trolled myself take two it's a
Narrative driven game and it was very
entertaining because of how goofy and stupid it was obviously it's not very
long to which helped but like if it was just the gameplay alone I don't know how
I would have felt about this game like it's it's not really anything special and
it's I don't think it's I don't think it's a game of the year I'll be honest
guys I don't think it's game of the year if you want to play a good version of
this game, play Deus Ex-Human Revolution.
I'm brum other fuckers really trying to use a game's short
length to say it's too expensive. I didn't say that when I
see one. I didn't say that. I have nothing I had the prices
whatever. Of course you don't care about price. Like the price for the for the
The length is fine, that's what I'm saying bro.
Um, character that's felt kind of cheap, what happened to Moneypenny, I mean that's definitely
like DLC or sequel.
It's very odd, I mean the ending set it up for DLC or sequel, like it's so obvious they're
going to do more? I don't know the whole thing just kind of felt rushed like they cut corners.
This is such like a level of polish missing I feel like. Very very weird. That's just
Hitman devs no bro world of assassination is so good
Will the session a session is
Assassination is so much more polished and so much more like the presentation is better the gameplay is better
It's just all better
You put hitman 5 years after it got polished, I'm telling you IOI is janky until they get
some time.
Is this true?
Is World of Assassination like the revamped version of Him-Man?
It was built over like 10 years?
Oh, I see.
Interesting.
I mean, is that an excuse, though?
An excuse though.
It got dragged down to the side of the James Bond IP, Hitman can kinda do whatever it wants.
That might be true.
If you want to play it, I would say wait for a sale, absolutely.
I mean, dialogue is not exactly Hitman's strong suit.
There's some funny moments with Hitman, but yeah, obviously the dialogue in this game
is better.
Like, I was smiling at some shit.
What is the game's strongest point?
Is the dialogue and it being so goofy to keep you entertained.
To me I give this game like a 6 out of 10.
I give it like a 6 out of 10.
007 out of 10 sorry bro not a 007 out of 10
It's like fine, it's not a bad game. I just want to get some great game. It's just fine
It's just fine
It's inoffensive, yes
Do you care what the cameos or ad placements? No, they're funny like it's they don't add or detract it for me
It's just kind of funny games
Okay, let's not do this
Let's not do that
No, this is not game of the year what what games have called the little Batman came out recently, right?
I might have to tap into that soon. We'll see.
Oh Resident Evil 9! Oh, of course! Yeah, bro, Resident Evil 9 was so fucking good.
For now.
Part of the game is definitely driven as a playable bond movie and you've never seen one, so of course it's not gonna work for you.
I mean, I'm not saying it didn't work. I mean, I am saying that the story is
Like the story the dialogue and the fucking in-between moments are good
But the actual game is just eh, and I'm not saying by the way
I want the gameplay to be one-to-one
like hitman because I don't think James Bond is like
47 like I get
James Bond movies have a mix of stealth and a mix of action that they're supposed to blend together for the game
It's just... the gameplay itself is...
And it's not polished. It's just not polished.
It's very sloppy, yes. There is a layer of poo and grime that needs to be wiped off.
I will say though I did very much enjoy grabbing someone like seven times and slamming them
into a wall.
That was pretty entertaining.
That is literally every IOI release at launch, I expected that, I expected this is, this,
I expected this, it is what it is.
Yeah, I didn't really realize that World of Assassination took like, you know, time to
perfect I guess.
I think they could have very easily had something great here but it just fell short.
So why do they get to have that excuse?
I'm not giving it to them as an excuse, I gave the game a 6 out of 10, so...
So that's that, I suppose.
I didn't think it started pretty strong though, for what it's worth.
And then, okay, the one mission that, like, the one I played yesterday where I had to
infiltrate the web building, wow, that was ass.
That mission sucked.
It blew their budget on the first two missions?
Yeah, I mean, I thought, yeah, I really did think it started pretty good.
The opening mission, where you got shot down and then you had to infiltrate the base was
good.
the mid the the first mission you did with um you know the chess tournament was good
and then after that it just kind of
oh yeah i forgot about the nightclub
forgot about that
A common trend for big games are they always front load the peak at the beginning, look
at God of War.
Hmm, yeah, that is sometimes a...
There's a thing that happens sometimes.
The training felt like filler a little bit.
Why was every evil layer just a data center?
Well, that was a whole theme throughout the story.
I would not give this game an 8 out of 10, I'm sorry.
i think a six out of ten is perfect for this game
i'm not gonna give it a double seven for the freaking
for the bit and no
no
Who is my favorite character?
Um...
I felt really disappointed after playing the game.
I think the gunplay was mediocre, even relative to Uncharted.
I agree.
Gunplay was just so whatever.
Yeah, Q was pretty cool.
Ah, it's Greenway.
If you want good gunplay, hop on Destiny 2 next week for the final update.
Not a single person will be hopping on that. Okay, bro. No, I had so the did the woke parts make you not like it as much
Bro, I'm not I just gave it's not
No, what are you typing? There's no woke things that I'm concerned about. I don't have any issues with the woke part
There's no war. It's not even whatever bro. I don't even care
I don't know.
Well, I guess that's 007 First Light finished.
I mean, I'll play the DLC or the sequel.
I just hope they go up with it.
I hope they improve because if it's more of the same,
it'll be a little, it'll be disappointing.
But I think they can probably do it.
Knowing IY, I'm certain they'll get better.
I hope so.
I do hope so.
I don't know how is this game even selling?
007 First Light costs $200 million to make?
That's just not real.
Hold on.
There's just no fucking way that's true.
Oh!
I don't interact with these around permanently more sales to break even.
I mean they probably will.
1.5 million sales in the first 24 hours, they probably will.
Smart.
007 First Light is one of the greatest James Bond games ever made. Bar must be in fucking hell.
You got goldmine that's kind of it haven't been played goldmine
Yeah, bro, this is actually 200 million for an ironic mid for a six out of ten I think
And it's still not polished
Well
I mean, yeah, obviously the James Bond name is gonna be a
Big selling point obviously
Look up Higard's budget.
It's not publicly disclosed.
But it likely had a production and marketing budget north of $200 million.
Wasn't Concord like a ridiculous fuck ton amount as well?
$400 million?
That's what I remember seeing was $400,000,000 for Concord. Can you believe that shit?
Aw, thanks, loves!
Are you going to stream the state of play TMR?
Maybe.
What even was Concord?
Concord was a...
It was an FPS game
that was supposed to be an arena hero shooter
Um...
That was PlayStation exclusive, I believe?
And it sold like three copies when the game came out.
So they shut it down basically as soon as it released.
So there you go.
They paid streamers?
Wait, Concord was on Steam?
Is this real news?
forward. So it peaked at 700. Wait, that was like a beta access? And then when the game
came out it had a hundred and thirty-two players? Wait how is this even possible?
How is that even possible?
Oh, man.
It sold 25,000 copies?
Oh, no.
How much did it cost 40 bucks damn bro, they thought they could do the overwatch on they
They said, well, Overwatch released at $40.
That's insane.
You could be a part of the history if you play it.
Brother, what history game?
It doesn't exist anymore.
You can't get it.
It's dead.
It's not even on the Steam Store, bro.
They took it offline.
No one's playing Concord!
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Okay but when is local thunk gonna change gaming and release the balochero
update that he's been teasing for so long.
What's that gonna happen?
Local thunk is shook by Slay the Spire too?
Wait, did this guy actually get review bombed on Steam?
Hello the joke.
Wait, can I go look at the reviews real quick?
Slay the Aspire, too.
Sort by...
Negative. Wait, why are they all in Chinese?
Well, this one's Korean. This is Japanese.
I love this game, but it has a lot of flaws that need to be sorted out.
The main problem is just that in some of the fight designs, too many fights are just an
immediate number check, blocked for 27 now, especially in elite fights where the design
often seems to just be have a bag of hit points come out swinging every turn forever and also
buff strength every few turns.
Okay, so does this guy just expect to get through every single combat for the whole game without getting hit once?
I don't think that's how the game is meant to be played, bro.
I don't think they want you to win every single run in Slay This Bar too. I think it's supposed to be hard.
We just can't read now what are you talking about man?
Okay, who the hell is Anita Sarkeesian?
Devolver hired Anita Sarkeesian to consult on it,
a radical leftist feminist who hates gamers
and pursued political activism to have both censored.
Hard pass.
What?
Oh, that's the gamer gay woman.
That single name is why this review is a one out of 10 and why I'm telling everyone to
skip until they remove her involvement. Wow. No matter what, I can't support against
That's a principle that decimated the hobby I love most.
180 hours.
Oh my god, bro, who I've, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I haven't even heard of this
woman's name literally until just now.
Why the fuck does everyone?
What the hell man?
I mean I know what gamer game is, I just didn't know that was her like.
Wow.
Purchase before knowing of the highly controversial consultant listed in the credit.
Now they still played it after they reviewed it.
She is a disgrace, a plight, a plague to the gaming industry and giving her a platform, any platform, regardless of the role she's playing as an insult.
console. No one does it make no sense whatsoever, it will only harm the product and the industry
as a whole. You wouldn't hire a vegan activist as a consultant for the dairy slash meat industry
for the same reason you should never hire her in the gaming industry. She represents
exactly what is wrong with the gaming industry. As much as I enjoyed Slay the Spire 2, I can't
ignore this plague of a human being that sparked and caused everything the industry has become
which in turn would me support indie studios or AAA studios. As one of the few names we
should never hope to see in credits and seeing her name here is a slap in my face.
Great game, but sadly I can only wish you all the worst unless you confirm what
she was a consultant for and undo every single change she brought to the game.
Regardless of whether they're good or bad, her words are tainted lies and she is rotten to the core.
4.
No one cares about your sob story.
None of you review cockspeed, so let us buy our One Ascension 20.
Skill issue, get good.
Re-work the Dorito Elite, my god.
I know who he's talking about, bro.
the one on Act 2?
It just did actually?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh my god.
This is, wow.
Imagine you go to a restaurant and order pizza. Okay?
You literally let the owner hire a consultant to advise in the pizza making process.
Sure. But that consultant hates pizzas and hates people who like pizza.
It's sad and frustrating that your money went towards this pizza-hater.
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Okay. Now see, that brings in a little bit more to light.
I've never heard this woman brother you're welcome to the club oh my god oh my god bro
What a laughable crybaby tantrum that wiped skin to negative reviewing nothing but a knee
Ejerk reaction? M-dash? What can it do to Goose? What can it do besides Goose and Nita Sarcissian's fame?
But they still played 20 more hours after they reviewed it.
Who the fuck is Anthony?
Okay, 697 hours at review time, played another 250 after this review.
140 hours in the last two weeks.
First off, THANK YOU for ruining my Friday night with my girlfriend.
Wow. Wow.
Huh.
This is eye-opening for me.
I didn't realize gamers with a capital G got this up in arms.
You know, arms locked together holding the line.
First of all, thanks for including your specs, bro.
People are saying the inclusion of a single person on the credits for consultation, ought
not merit, ought not merit, damn you must have felt tough dropping that one, a down
vote, but this one person is one of the prime originators of the modern woke movement within
video games.
Her, her think tank feminist frequency, her philosophy, her bullying, and her cronies
are the reason games got gay from 2015 onward.
She's the reason you are shocked when you see a stellar blade.
The reason you see body type 1 slash 2 everywhere and the reason so many game studios 10 years
on are at HR departments that produce flashy tech demos.
It cannot be overstated how much mega-creates should feel the pain for choosing to include
her in the creation of her game.
Cancer is cancer from the tumor to the smallest cell.
I would refund this game if I could, I'm so disgusted.
This is what we're all thinking.
I have a report button as a consolation prize.
this is kind of unbelievable
can you comment on the situation I'm I'm currently mind boggled bro
I don't even know anything about this woman.
I've never heard of this woman until literally 10 minutes ago.
Hold on.
I don't care what some passionless chuds think.
I think.
Anita Sartitian was an active participant in destroying my hobby and corrupting it from
within under the guise of political correctness.
Having her present in any capacity in any game process shows that the developer actively
doesn't give a shit about gaming and is in it for the quick bucket best or at worst is
actively giving someone a hostile to gaming a platform to work with.
bro is she some fucking wizard that just like zaps the fucking game development and like
makes everyone gay like I don't understand what's happening here bro what are they
like what's happening bro this is a this is insane
you get you came into skin to skin contact with someone that wrote one of
these reviews it would leave like acid that burns you what's happening here
Overall, a good game, like the first, except the concept of balancing some enemies is absurdly
awful.
Wait until 1.0, more frustrating than fun until they fix things.
Okay.
I didn't know people actually talked like this.
And Unistar Tisha is a disgrace for the gaming community.
This is a stand-up for us gamers.
Meow.
People actually talk like this?
Well, this is interesting.
The way these guys are talking about her, you would think she's the Voldemort-
That's what I'm saying, man.
I feel like I'm going insane.
Maybe this is the next stream segment we'll have to do next next time I stream.
Let's do a deep dive on Anita Sarkeesian, shall we?
What do we think, y'all?
I wouldn't pay a single buck if I did hear about Anita Sarkeesha's on this game before
I purchased.
It's a fucking person who doesn't care games and doesn't play them.
Cures only other shit content.
What the hell?
Why would you need DEI woke shit in a game with monsters and cards?
What is- what is- what is happening?
What is literally happening?
I'm sorry, does this guy have a Joralt profile picture from Witcher 3?
It is- okay, I mean, jokes right themselves, huh?
Let me summarize Anita, women are people.
Joralt?
Eh, whatever, bro.
How do you say his name?
Is it- is it not Joralt?
is it girl how do you say his name bro
girl that's fucking stupid
Geralt I got it eventually never played butcher by the way
All right, well, interesting, very interesting.
All right, anyways, well, that was interesting anyways, this is big news.
What's that, bro?
My memory is gonna be a $5 large piece of my little sister in prime day!
But when is prime day?
Don't say today. Is it today?
Oh my God!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, might get me some little scissors tomorrow.
Wait, no! Oh, it's available June 15th to June 26th.
I'm gonna go and drink some water really thirsty really really fucking thirsty
Um, thanks for watching, everyone.
I'm outta here, y'all.
I appreciate you.
Maybe I'll be live for state of play tomorrow.
I wouldn't count on it, though.
But maybe.
Maybe.
Okay.
I'm out. Thanks for watching. I don't know what we're gonna play next. Maybe some- you know what we actually are so fucking due for some horror
Slop? I'll tell you what. We are so fucking due. It pisses me off a little bit.
Oh, I hit my 10 CSL.
Maybe.
I can ask Fymbord to help me set up that thing if I want to do it though.
Okay, goodbye.
Thanks for watching guys.