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Yeah, what up y'all?
My hair is wet. Sorry guys. I just took a shower today. No, I don't have a sponsor today, bro. I don't have a sponsor. Chill.
They like make me feel like Dracula. I don't have a sponsor at all.
You know why is your hair greasy? Has no one ever taken a shower?
It's like greasy bro, it's wet.
It's wet.
What up y'all?
what up y'all what up y'all
um guys there's no sponsor what the hell why does everyone assume it's a sponsor
because I'm not sponsored today maybe I just wanted to watch the state of play
Warning if you don't root for Mexico in the World Cup, we're all unsubbing
Sport I want to watch the state of play, bro
I mean bro, it's probably gonna be shit and have nothing
Buuuuut!
Maybe they got some good shit?
Maybe they got some good shit?
Me when Bloodborne 2, but it's not going to be Bloodborne 2. Are you out of your mind?
The cut? Oh, Cuttle!
I don't even know what they would announce.
I know they said there's gonna be like an extended look at the Wolverine game, but what else?
What else would they even...
What else? FF7 part 3 maybe?
Guys, I'm gonna have to order some food at some point, because I did not eat anything
today.
What's so, I don't know what I'm gonna have to eat here, but we'll figure it out.
I think it's Arkin and Rayla and Stormfool and Dork at Athix, Punchline, Supercomfy, RobDog,
very small man, Jit Dingus, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, crazy sparks, Crysis, Regan.
Oh, thanks, guys.
Five pimp didn't eat, bro. I just, I don't know, man. Sometimes I need, I need, I can't eat, right?
I don't know. What do you want from me?
A.J. Brown in Fortnite.
Ow.
A smarty.
Why is he having starved to death?
Live it, bro.
I'm not going to starve to death.
But what do I want to eat, huh?
Smarty.
When does this day to play start?
And you know if I don't have time to get a new vape?
You got 15 minutes, bro.
Yeah 15 minutes bro
Watch your class before it starts I will bro chill chill chill go up flying again. I'm not ready yet. What the fuck
I'm not sure if your nipsx got 5 of these subs bro.
Thank you ma'am.
Damn super lookin rough, no wonder you stream at night.
Alright post the pic of yourself bro, let's see what you're lookin like.
Go on.
We'll wait.
Smart.
Happy 9 months super, it's a baby boy, BGW.
the picture yourself bro this lady makes it like shit no it doesn't man can you
grow out your beard
we're growing the years no I just didn't I just in shave I gotta shave tomorrow
though sorry guys the architect and the builder the architect and the builder
Go shave right now at boat
You early earlier day chatters you're gonna freaking take me off. You know that
Smart happy fried soup and check games. It's just EU chat
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bro is the tape we got strawberry red bull in there yep i have one yellow hell no you can't
the fridge is actually off it doesn't even work um but it is in there smart
yo smig that's the amon sushi thing stuff too keylin they say get that stuff blossom and boogie
pop and cotton andrew hexo thanks guys dragonite and tazakat thanks y'all in playing as a minor
What do I build you play what? Oh as Mina Mina
Now the question is what am I gonna do after this data play I was actually gonna hit in some Odub Ski up, but we'll see
Smart hi super what did you have for lunch today, Arga?
I didn't eat anything bro. I'm gonna have to order something.
I don't have to order something.
Yeah, they're gonna order something now and then it'll get here while I'm watching this
state of play and I can have a little snack
get some wings top little bro it's heat bro said wing stop is this tough
bro said wing stop
chat without spoilers did he finish persona 5 or what happened yeah bro I
finished that shit like a week ago
it's just tough let me see this bro
define greatness then redefine it
What's the ad today yo, I would have been the next person that says this there's no
ad today man.
Why did they get Josh Brolin to be Thanos when this guy was just as good of an actor?
Are you sure you don't need sunscreen for streaming this early?
Yeah, I think I'll be fine, bro.
Get off the phone, brother! I'm looking for food!
I'm looking for food, man!
You have insider knowledge on this state of play?
No, I don't. I don't, bro. I just heard...
what the fuck is he playing and I was like you know what bro what if I just
watch it okay first of all this chat's got to chill the fucking PlayStation
chat
we once we want destiny 3 hashtag we want destiny 3 we want destiny 3 we want
guys there's not gonna be a destiny 3
Persona 4 is too good. Okay, but what what's good to fucking eat, bro?
Joe is hungry video Joe is hungry hmm
Is that drool what
I mean drool not drooling on myself. What's wrong with you, bro? You think my fucking brain collapses if I go live?
If I go live early?
Bro, is Bungie gonna go under?
Is that a possibility?
There's no way, right?
I thought it was dog shit, but it looks so cool
Wait, why is there a giga spike today?
Wait, what the fuck
Season two
Smart
my nose now check destiny to I mean is destiny's to still pop in though
I mean, I feel like this isn't even bad though.
Why would they shut down development?
It's bigger on consoles too?
See the game just doesn't make money.
It 100% does?
Okay, but then why would they stop development?
The hell?
I don't know.
Seems a little strange.
Smart.
I don't know. Seems a little strange.
Smart.
That's it. I can't edge myself anymore.
New Reppin Ball!
What, what, what, club? Swords vs. club?
Hello, Rick Dostee. F, can I please get a refund on my 42 months as well as $1 trillion Arga tail?
Swords vs. club?
it does damage and it stuns sword versus club who will win
smart club I mean I feel like I mean I guess the stun I feel like it's not
Not good though. Am I crazy?
Okay, wait, hold on. Okay, wait, hold on.
It scales?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, if it stuns them, their weapon becomes like transparent?
Intangible if you will?
It becomes intangible?
Oh my god.
Smart.
Ohhhh!
Jeez!
That was fucking crazy.
Not bad for a showing!
Bro, look at potion down there, man.
That is so fucking sad.
Oops.
Bro, what is this tweet?
State of play starts, black screen?
Hey, it's a me, Super Mario.
What, bro?
What are they for the new earclaps club, huh?
Surely no other reason than to monitor in the water or something.
Well, I'll have you know, Twist.
Actually, I'm not live for a sponsor.
I'm gonna watch the state of play.
Okay, what should I order though for food?
How do you feel about now? I'll change this data. I'll change this special events when the office this year
When when the Santa plays starts?
Can you get blackout curtains for these early streams? No, bro. Some can you see the sun is good for you in moderation?
But what the fuck I'm looking at
What the hell? I'm looking at Uber Eats. I just found a place called Edible Arrangements and they're 81 minutes away.
What the fuck? Should I get myself an Edible Arrangement?
I mean, I know what an Edible Arrangement is. I just, I didn't know you could Uber Eats them. I'm not stupid.
two minutes I just ordered some shawarma and doordash fuck that sounds good
actually. Is there a shawarma? Wait, let me see here. Should I get a shawarma?
Hmm. But this is a really fucking fire. I can't lie.
So yeah, I'll swap the special, you just swap it over to special events now, fuck it.
Okay, what is, why is it, why is it the Twitch stream so behind by the way?
What the hell is this bro?
YouTube stream it
Shut up northern lion I was watching the northern lion video before I went live
I didn't mean that, sorry.
God, I don't think the YouTube stream is any more spot up than the Twitch stream.
Yeah, they're literally the same, literally the fucking same, except this one is not lagging,
so.
I just did 2X it, man!
I just did 2X it.
Look!
I'll 2X it.
they're the same like oh my god oh my god it's gonna be final fantasy 7 and it's
gonna be um
I don't know okay but she's like this to warm her as well wait how far is this
place for me 51 minutes fuck you
Oh my god, sorry.
This program contains mature content that may not be suitable for all audiences.
Holy...
Hi, I'm Marcus Smith, Creative Director for Marvel's Wolverine.
Today, we're excited to date you a new look at the game.
To set the stage, Wolverine is in a race against time to rescue a group of kidnapped
mutants before they're shipped off to parts unknown by cybernetically enhanced mercenaries
known as the Reavers.
The Reavers.
However, Logan quickly discovers he isn't the only mutant attempting to save them.
Let's take a look.
Did he slop?
And look at his tricep see if we can find the one that got away
Redhead, but you're late
So she took off into the industrial park
Why does he walk over his arms out like this?
I swear to something.
Permit is stable. Folding position.
Do it! Oh my god!
What was that?
How did the blood get off of him? What the hell? Did he absorb it into his skin?
Please fuck.
Stealth slot for a Wolverine game is crazy.
Brother, are you watching the same video I'm watching or do you got special access?
Someone!
Shut it, freak!
Just stand still!
Let the tape off!
The hell?
Stop, bastard! I'm dead!
Holy fucking Dominator!
Oh!
What the fuck?
She looks like the girl from control.
Yeah, same actress
Okay, bro, I think he's dead Jesus Christ
Oh, my fault.
Holy fuck, bro.
Gameplay is spamming X, by the way.
I think he means spamming a lot of the wrong, but yeah, probably.
It's a hit, bro. It's a new song in that game.
I hate how he looks!
Oh
Oh
This is so
Get out of my way!
Oh shit!
Okay, Logan's getting bodied?
I
Logan do something
Oh shit
He can't have said more like Batman would sound like than Wolverine.
But maybe I got to hear more of them.
Holy fly.
Some folks can't wait to die.
September 15th.
3 months?
3 months?
We hope you enjoyed that new look at Marvel's Wolverine.
This is a single-player, action-adventure game featuring a focused, story-driven experience
that will send Logan on a perilous journey across the globe, where more than innocent
mutant lives are at stake.
I'm not sure I ordered.
Maybe at Burger?
In this game, mutants live in hiding, fearful of those who'd hunt them down, while most
of the world doesn't even know they exist.
As you saw, you'll encounter iconic Marvel characters like Gene Gray,
The Steak, and Saber Tooth.
Some folks can't wait to die.
We also showed you a glimpse of the brutal combat you'll experience in Marvel's Wolverine.
It's fast, fluid, and visceral in the way that only Logan can deliver.
Yeah, I see that.
Marvel's Wolverine is built to take full advantage of PlayStation 5 consoles,
and we cannot wait for you to get your hands on it when it launches September 15, 2020.
26 that is pretty soon happy to announce that you can pre-order your copy today at the end of the show
Pre-orders this blog for more information on behalf of everyone at insomniac games. Thank you. See you next time
Hello and welcome to state of play
I want to start by thanking Marcus and the whole team at Insomniac for that
spend the book at Marvel's Wolverine. We've got a ton more to share with news and updates from both
PlayStation Studios and third-party studios from around the globe. Let's get right to it with the
latest from our friends at Arc System Works at Xdev and Marvel Games. Oh wow! More Marvel!
Prepare to face the supreme master of the pugilistic art.
The Duke, I'll get your Duke something.
NISTERS!
Captain!
Actions are worth more than any word.
And the greatest action is to fight.
You have defeated so many.
You've defeated whole worlds.
But, you've never thought too much.
I'll show you why you should leave.
Like you're a genius doom?
Your words are mutual gifts.
My genius is endless!
And now my turn.
You may promise a doom, and those promises shall be kept.
This violence will solve nothing yet.
My dearest Oro, mutant kind shall rise.
And I'll be the one to lead the way!
Re-Garbon!
You look a little angry, buddy.
You're still holding the flags.
Pretty hot.
Time to stop laughing, Tommy.
That all you've got?
Fuck the way you want!
Garnage!
Spider-Man, not you!
You are the one that I wanted to meet you for.
You are the one that I...
Holy fuck the biterane is going.
Attack!
No mercy.
Let me do it!
I'll stop you all!
Don't be greedy!
My God!
Knights of Doom!
Destroy them!
You're my last!
The end is near.
Y'all can Spider-Man tank that?
Can Spider-Man tank that shit or what?
One team left to assemble.
I
See much from my birds the top the tree tranquility yet
There are some outcomes punch that's fucking even to me
Oh my god, it's Rayman
And roll!
Your heroics will no doubt be the stuff of tales twice told throughout the Glade of Dreams.
Oh, feed my ox!
Calming biscuits?
Everyone above the age of 30 is shaking right now.
Can I play Rayman when I was a kid?
I'm 35 plus this means everything to me. I'm not gonna be too embarrassed to say you're actual age
He's just kind of like like you know when you put your age on like a form sometimes the highest thing
I'll say like 65 plus
I am ready for our game.
Rayman Legends retold.
October 1.
Make the escape for this coming. I can feel it super
Sushi mint rocket guys who made mint what what did mint rocket make?
Did he the diver oh now we got ban show the chef
Prequel.
The making of a mask.
I
Well, can I be honest Dave the diver looks kind of like not interesting at all. I never played it
But based on what I see that
It's fun only for like 10 hours or so
His ankles are shattered by the way.
Fox window.
You are a yokai hunter.
to the unseemly.
The spots in screen for this game gonna go crazy.
Oh
Death is only the beginning
Hi everyone! It's been a while! I'm安心な仲村組です! Did you miss me? I missed you!
I don't know you, but I think there are some people who forget about me.
Yeah, look at this, it's a big sister.
Today I want to share with you a game called Yo-Kai Hunter Action Game, Kemuri.
The game is called Kemuri.
Didn't she do the attack on Titan's Lute?
Okay, she's the best game developer there is.
There are various cultures in Asia.
There is a saying that there is a yo-kai in a place where there is a kemuri,
and that's what yo-kai hunters find.
This is the fox window that you can only use from the Yokai Hunter.
You can find the paranormal phenomenon and the Yokai and hunt the Yokai there.
However, you can't just collect the Yokai.
In our games, you can only collect the Yokai and hunt the Yokai.
You can find the Yokai and hunt the Yokai.
You can get it yourself.
She was on the background. What the hell? You stood on the back? The right side? What was that?
She was on the background. What the hell? You stood on the back? The right side? What was that?
Spending a little too much time on this, but okay.
Welcome to Kemuri City!
That's what I want to say, but...
Kemuri is still developing.
I'll give you lots of information.
Anyway, please enjoy Kemuri's world from now on.
Let's go to Kemuri!
Shushushu!
Shushushu!
Shushushu!
2027!
Okie dokie!
Next!
Tomb Raider, Legacy of Atlantis.
What the hell? Dark Souls 3 DLC? I see it.
He's caught.
I hear when it comes to retrieval, you're the one to hire.
This isn't about glory or money or making the world a better place.
This is a puzzle.
Very insensual needs of silence.
They don't strike me as someone who walks past a locked door without wondering what's behind it.
There's a reason I can only trust you with this.
You're assuming I've got a bad side.
Tomb Raider.
February 12th, 2027.
Eight months.
on y'all.
Great Ape games.
Jurassic Park. Maybe. I don't know.
What did you like about it?
He's big and loud.
Loud.
I think my favorite is the titular doghouse.
Jesus Christ, watch where you're going, jackass.
We're harroring?
Wait a minute.
It's okay. They're here.
I don't know if I can do this.
You need to keep moving.
You have no other choice.
That's my way of choice.
The lost wild where horror game with dinosaurs, maybe I'm tapped in
S game
Oh, bro. Sorry.
Slumped.
Holy fucking body.
Well, who is it?
Phantom Blade Zero?
Well?
back in early 2023
as game first showed us Phantom Blade Zero in passing at a hotel
and we knew immediately that this game had incredible potential
look forward to more details in a game
I swear I've heard of this game before
next let's head over to the sandworm infested sands of arachis
in dune awakening literally nobody's in a white scale by the way
Survival RPG
Literally nobody's buying this by the way with mystery and intrigue featuring many of the characters from the books and movies
Alone or with friends you will explore the vast open world of a rapist until I get paid of course and learn to survive and thrive
By unlocking the secrets of the Fremen
Along the way, you'll discover new technologies, craft gadgets and weaponry, and build a base
of operations that will grow and expand as you progress on your power.
Like, bro, I just can't.
Survival games?
What's going on with the wings?
Pursue the path of the Venet Jezeret, Swordmaster, Trooper, or Menteth, and master anything from
mine control to brutal hand-to-hand combat.
Why does it look so, like, floaty?
You can choose to play with the friends or alone in a brand new single player mode arriving
with the PlayStation release.
Dune Awakening arrives on PS5 on September 22nd.
Pre-order start today.
The fan-favorite PS2 classic Dynasty Warriors 3 is getting readmastered for PS5.
Dynasty Warriors 3, complete edition of the game is a very vital of the 2001 game that
established the foundation of the series.
Players can become one of over 40 officers and experience intense 1 vs. 1,000 skirmishes
to cross the love and chest.
And I guess your issue too, people.
And joining the battle is Zilwan.
Yes, I was hoping to see Zeruon.
Dynasty Warriors 3 complete edition remastered. Launches later this year.
October 1st.
from the award-winning studio behind the ori series comes a bold new vision oh
I never played ori but I'm very much said his games are really good brutal
souls like built around skill so like when I'm tapped in and precision step
into a living hand-painted world you can explore alone or share with friends in
your own persistent realm yeah what up bold that evolves even when you're off
line be highly anticipating full 1.0 release expands everything a massive
world a deep class in progress this rose me I let to where we're unloading me
including endgame all with full cross play and cross a no rest for the wicked
launches on PS5 this October, and is available to wishlist now.
Up next, let's check in with Capcom for an update on Onimusha, way of the sword.
What was that?
Capcom presents!
What the hell?
God... carries you?
Since
Meabodo he's in this game. Maybe that's people's right. Mario is gonna show up
I'm not saying of samurai games, but the Japanese company and companies are making games based
Japan is this a shocker
I know exactly what it is to open it after this you won't have to wait long to try it
yourself. Here's one more update from the Onimusha team.
Wait for despair Wow devil today we're hopping on
The fuck
I got the right.
It's okay, 5 second rule.
Silent Hill!
Oh, Lai!
Who's there?
Burger!
Please say something.
Why did you jump on me?
Bugger.
Yeah.
Hi.
Super sadly, I have a job so I can't begin the streams in my time, but I will still give
money monthly after some cost fallacy.
Have a good one.
Sorry, thank you, bro
Will they read a form after the disaster of Silent Hill that was so good
That's more of them.
I'm so sorry.
September 24th, that's soon!
Bandai Namco, we're tapped in for the second announcement.
Wait guys, this isn't teching, it's not teching.
It still could be.
wants the legendary savior to get as much publicity as possible. More exposure, better.
This is no better, I agree. Okay, once the last time anybody in chat has put an ace combat here.
And be so serious.
They put chocolate.
Above you, fight to reach the feed.
No harm, welcome to you.
Hail to the sky, everyone. Hope it was in reach.
The Terminator's fingers.
Was the imposter?
Is there any information that is not telling people the truth?
How is that all we can offer? Right, gentlemen?
Me yesterday? Bro!
No, that's not about Ace Combat except for when Ace Combat is announced. Like am I insane?
We'll cut you out, Shepardelver.
We've got a leak.
Is it time to run, Rach?
I got it.
You can walk down, Lieutenant.
You never ran away, baby.
Maybe I got to tap in.
I don't know if we'll make any play this on release.
I'll kill you
October 2, bro why there's so many games losing at the beginning of October?
Two then released on this October 1st. This one's October 2nd.
The fuck?
GTA 6?
Is that my GTA 6? Dude, what the fuck?
I mean, it can. It literally can. But what if?
Hey, come at zero, yes, or I won't play that.
I kind of like his office window view though, do I know that?
We're going to get hit by the train bro.
Oh, you went over it, that's much better.
Oh, wow.
Um, that's street legal.
Stuntman Hollywood!
Hollywood.
One to finish power though.
Team plow!
Nice kick bro.
Eugh! I'm eating!
Fire! Move it!
Take your ammo.
Die, bastard.
And you're tough.
Surprisingly lively for someone who just came out of a coma.
If you want to survive, you gotta hustle.
I mean...
What is this world? What is this whole thing?
What is happening?
He's just punching a zombie baby in the head.
Well, good luck.
Keep quiet in there.
I mean it looks cool but the A is interesting.
I
Something is coming I have to go
This is actually roll to bro. I can't
earthquake
The first control is boring
Sorry, but it was just a paper clip. I didn't finish it falling off a desk
The tiniest tremor before the main event
I know what they put at least five hours, bro. You never had a chance
No ball and no gun. There's literally guns in control
Two days before the lockdown fell and uncategorized residents appeared in Manhattan about five hours
Wow
How do you sit there and happily slave away at Sona but drop control bro control is boring
I'm sorry. He locked me in that cell for years and forgot about me
This it was a way out
People can change. The past doesn't matter.
Who are you today?
You just gotta announce somewhere else, didn't it? September 24th.
Damn, bros, everyone really clear on the fucking calendar for GTA?
We're gonna have a lot of fun together.
I
Finished my border I have fries
We're all happy by the way
wait the chat's pissed for sure and my fucking thing bro oh my god carry carry
carry oh my god carry me wait wait wait wait
oh they're so pissed oh they are pissed look at them we're gonna drop
Secrets.
Bury the game shut.
I'm gonna raise.
Well, I might have too many fries.
We want something.
Where the fuck is the next cage game?
Hopefully, it never leaves production.
I mean, Marathon looks cool there.
Do you crave endless life?
These extraction shooters are just, I don't know man.
I'm out of my cup of joe.
The dangerous and cutthroat world of Marathon expands today with its second season, Night Ball.
Hello?
If you haven't checked out Marathon yet, Bungie announced an open trial period for the launch
of Season 2.
You'll also be able to pick up Marathon at a discount.
Now, let's take a look at what's coming soon to PlayStation Plus.
Up first, a beloved fantasy world is finally coming to PlayStation for the first time.
Final!
The final one!
Runescape Dragonwild...
What?!
I never even played this game!
I forgot this game came out!
I'll be so serious!
I forgot this game came out!
This game came out
Play solo or with friends as you explore Ashenfall, a beautiful, dangerous new frontier in the RuneScape universe, where power is earned and every action deepens your mastery.
With magic at your command, cost deadly terrain, mass forage in seconds, uncover hidden paths, and outmatch brutal monsters.
Where's the wide old man at?
Damn.
and push deeper into uncharted regions of Gillior. Build a home together, farm the land and fish the
waters. Make it yours. RuneScape Dragon Wilds arrives day one on PlayStation Plus later this year.
I like RuneScape but not that.
preview of games coming to the Classics catalog over the next few months.
What the hell?
Battle colorful enemies with musical instruments in Guitar Man,
one of the most stylish rhythm games from a PS2 era.
In July, Psyops, the Mindgate conspiracy, joins the Classics catalog.
This PS2 action adventure mixes run and gun gameplay
with psychic powers and finally Onimusha dawn of dreams a cat from classic from 2006
launches later this year in office
So how'd you send that reset as soon as the game popped up?
Do you know the script ahead of time?
What the fuck?
Act as Schmahawk, 11 months haunted by dark stories.
Our goal is to confront the evil corrupting Paris.
This is Dentron Smart International.
to match.
Okay.
Come on, let's get a photo together.
Eww, why do you make that face, what the fuck?
I'm over, I've rotated him, that one.
Thank you for everything.
Who's the buff idiot?
Does no one know this guy?
No one know this guy?
Oh you two haven't met yet, right?
Sebastian. I'll be looking after you.
Rowland, whenever you're ready.
This is like an untold on that would make a lot of noise.
shut down for decades i'm investigating i'm told when his heart flies free
oh they're digging up what the hell oh did you hear that
night are you out there
we gotta go
Whoa, whoa, whoa, why is everyone fucking?
Take a deep breath.
We're gonna have to jump!
It isn't until Dawn likes it.
There you go.
Can you do what needs to be done?
Oh my god!
Everyone can live, everyone can die.
Bro!
Hi, I'm Stu Tilley, the creative director of Fire Sprite Games,
and I hope you enjoyed the first look at our brand new installment of Untildawn.
In Anpheldon 2, a successful crew of ghost hunters and fake all their best content come face to face with real horrors for the very first time.
Whenever you're ready.
Having just signed a deal with a major TV network, they visit an abandoned tropical island.
But beneath that beautiful surface, has dreadful heart-breaking secrets, centuries-old and hungry for vengeance.
Guys, don't push me, God, whatever you do.
to share in more details about this very soon ahead of release in 2027. Thank you.
Now we have one more game to show which it is something special. This is a brand new
title debuting with more than 20 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay, so turn up the volume,
back and enjoy brand new it's not gonna be final fantasy 7
wait I can do it too bitch
No, I'm getting like nervous.
Oh my god.
I really thought it was a Destiny 3 Shadow drop.
find your way home whoa you are free
him
I thought they said they were done with the Norse gods, maybe this is a prequel?
Yeah, this is...
Maybe a flashback of sorts?
Oh
Kratos, my Jesus.
Wait, that is Karen from Daredevil. You're right. I was like, why does she look familiar?
I
Wait a minute, God is of war, oh my god.
Okay, we're in close.
No Kratos?
Brother, we're watching the first two minutes of the game!
We don't know!
I didn't get to say goodbye.
She can double jump
This definitely isn't the light of our time
Why you see why isn't she huge isn't they a giant just say you didn't play the games bro
They already talked about this Giants does not necessarily mean that they are giant in size
That's a species that they're called
That's not a fucking top!
There is you!
Oh!
Shit, I'm closing it!
Shouldn't have been that difficult.
This must be what millennia feels like.
Get out of here.
What is this fucking thing?
Can we eat it?
Now, how about a way out?
That armor is fucking tattered and probably useless
Guess I'll find my own way from here
That mask... No, no, no, it can't be. It's not possible.
Damn! Fucking deleted those vines.
If there's another mask, the path isn't safe. They have to find me back.
The mask.
I'm locked in, man.
Oh, fuck.
Damn, bro.
Oh, shit, right the eye.
He's up.
You should come from the Eagle Road, son.
Come on, forget it.
The gateway is closed.
Oh fuck are we bro?
Back to back someone said Japan?
Egypt?
India?
We're all fucking now.
What the heck is this?
That creature...
Hey!
Kid!
Let him go!
Blow it out! Do it!
Oh
Who is this?
She's so fucking cool.
Is it Mayan?
This is important to you.
I wonder, do you think this could set you free?
Wow, I just...
Oh, fuck!
Jesus Christ!
Touch me again, and I swear, I will kill you.
Would you like to see how hard it is to die here, Godly?
I can show you.
You can't keep me here.
The gateway is closed. There is no escape.
resisting the truth
we'll all make this more painful
I will
look big telescope
no let's say
I will handle that
why does she keep touching his packs
You...
...deal with our new pets.
Kitty!
Oh, bye-bye!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
I mean, what is it, made out of bones?
She can get out of here.
I think she can just squeeze through, actually.
What the f-
A slime!
Yeah, now we've tried. There's no way out and you're a talking story. I'm not the
sword and the ribbons obviously and my name is ruin the game is Frank ruin
Frank as a cube slide okay has to be a way out of here way out but you're not
even all here that is jack wait of course I'm dead you have to be dead to come
through the gateway it's like you're holding something back this isn't working
Sniped by the devil.
Where are we anyway?
After life of the gods?
I call it the everyone.
After life of the gods?
Great.
After life of the gods?
So, what's the plan, boss?
Not your boss, Frank.
That cask.
That's why you're trapped. Yeah
Wait, you made that big explosion happen so was it gonna be multiple mythologies again?
My magic
You're
I feel wrong here
You want out, right? I think we all want that
We differently do
Hey, you need to accept it all of it. You're dead.
How? How do I accept that?
Simple. Focus. You're here.
Chewie shut the hell up now.
Here.
What if I need to be somewhere else?
and focus on what you do need.
Find your way home.
That's it! What were you thinking of?
I promise.
Okay, we'll take it. Now let's get out of here.
Okay, I'm ready.
Wait! Not a good idea! That I...
So, Aids, if this is the afterlife of the gods, and all the Greek gods are dead cause,
Chris!
Chris!
Jeez, Jack, don't leave me!
I think you did it by dangling and jingling together and you said jangling, he's jangling?
Roo, I think you should give her the sword.
How do I know I can trust her?
They're cute.
I promised.
Okay, take it
Is that you?
Please! We need to get out of here!
Not until I get you out!
I don't need help!
Here we go! Coming up behind!
Where's President Frank?
She's pulling like Kratos, but you think Kratos really is? Come on now. You think Kratos gonna marry a bum?
I'm gonna start looking that cage.
I'm gonna make kids get ready!
Come on!
No! I got a promise to keep.
Fine, but lady, that sword, it's more than you think it is.
I can't see!
I will kill you.
Don't make promises you can't keep got me.
Well, I knew I was in a special full play for the day.
Come on, you guys!
Hey, focus!
Hey, focus!
I don't want you fed by play!
You don't know what you mean!
You're scared of this?
Why?
I fear nothing!
Wait, he's getting bit. I forget his name.
He said he was gonna have to get it.
Another girl?
Oh my god!
Don't shoot, boss.
I don't give up!
Oh fuck.
Oh
Right sorry she's strong as hell
God of War?
Lavey?
What the hell?
Like the artist?
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Like the artist!
I mean, compared to others, comparison with the other state of play is pretty good.
Where's bottom of the 7th?!
Bro!
Here's the thing.
That God of War trailer was good,
but dude, this is such a fucking Santa Monica classic, bro.
They have this crazy ass sequence in the first like 30-40 minutes of the game and then it just fucking
slows down for a while.
But we'll see.
Whatever, bro, but it's pretty cool not bad
Okay, you can go offline now
God of war levy, huh?
Stop saying it like that, what do you mean bro?
That's how you say it.
Hello?
Oh, so now it's Lofi, but then when I said that before, you guys were like, no it's
MADE IT!
Look at your fucking mind, y'all.
That's a pissing me off.
Boop boop.
Wow, you're annoying.
Alright, my fault, bro.
God of War.
Laofi.
Did I get it right?
Laofi?
Laofay nailed it. Laofay. Laofay. God of War Laofay shall we? Alright cool um well that was fun. Now what? Now what?
Well first I'm gonna throw my freaking trash.
I think that's probably a good idea.
Throw my freaking trash.
Oh the package! Right!
I forgot about that.
Aw thanks loves!
Average Philly resident can't comprehend the fact that letters are pronounced in different ways depending on the region.
Name 100 women.
I got a package on one.
There's a shipping label on it.
Gotta take that off.
Package!
It's not a dispar hoodie. I can tell you that.
I do know what it is though.
Shall we?
Esquiaaayyyy!
Your wippy feet just got a new addition.
Shameful display
Well, why turn on my seat, man?
Monami
I'm gonna cut this tag off.
Okay.
Children in the- Hold on, you know what? Since I got this.
You can throw me a song while I play it.
Shall we?
Shall we?
Children in Lumiere love hearing stories about the mythical S.K.A. in his whimsical adventures.
Legends say that S.K.A. is the most powerful being in the world, able to soar through the
heavens and dive deep beneath the sea.
also say he's lazy. Born at the dawn of time, what secrets does S.K.A. keep?
Cool.
Freaking big guy he is.
I got this for free by the way.
Will this be a category in the next gen cuts?
Ritchie at Richard, bro!
They said they saw my playthrough and they wanted to send it to me, because they love
my playthrough.
I thought I'm such an appealing personality.
Okay.
Okay.
You literally talk about how you shave your bald hairs in that play through and maybe someone on the on the team fucking found it
helpful. What do you want?
Why hasn't Atlas sent me anything?
Why hasn't Miyazaki sent me a fucking life-sized statue of millennia like they sent the Kaisen
at?
Wait, hello?
Wait, hello?
What's this ugly ass shit?
Have a Winton ride, Esquiae, bro.
My fucking phone got in my pocket.
No luck about the same size, bro.
Stop hiding your feet.
Why don't I look at my fucking feet, bro?
Alright, so that means FF7 is at Summer Games fast or what?
At 20 minutes a God of War just bitched all of Persona 5?
I suppose I didn't have any coffee today.
I didn't have any caffeine.
This is the segue into you doing the free 33 DLC you never sniffed in the Simon fight, right?
pause channel probably not
Make an iced coffee you won't want it bro. It'd be so nice. I had an espresso machine, bro
I wouldn't have to fucking I just go turn it on and then just grab it like I wouldn't have to
You could literally have one
You need to try to get an espresso machine for me. That sounds awesome actually
Phenomenon amenon amenon amenon amenon manon. Thanks for 21 prime sub, bro
It might come in a suspiciously pipe bomb-shaped package
Why are you such a loser man, look at your room.
You might be right.
But not as much of a loser do I have to spam the message 4 times in a single minute to
to get attention from the guy who you're calling a loser.
What can you do?
What can you do, bro?
Oh, okay.
Well, now what?
Could be some old up ski offline till your shift yeah guys I could go offline see in
two hours what do you think?
They really got fucking Frank the cube in the poster art
Where was Tifa and Street Fighter I don't think it's happening bro. I think that was fake news
Summer Games Fest? How long is Summer Games Fest like 3 hours?
How does it come in soon?
They literally said this game is in development.
Coming soon, my ass.
Yeah, probably 2028.
That is crazy to even say Allah, by the way, 2028.
Should be a legal to show games two years in advance.
Elden Ring was announced in 2019.
Came out 2022.
E3
Well we should watch hold on
wait this fucking shit again here bro
I'm going to kill you.
Geez.
Yeow!
Hey man, your brother wants to get married, come with me!
Bro, Radon Chuds keeps saying, yo, millennia lost, Radon won, by the way.
First of all, I'll just say you don't want to see a woman win.
Second of all, he literally fucking lost.
What are you going to say?
Oh, she cheated by using Scarlet Rod.
Oh, she cheated by using her fucking god powers.
Can we grow the fuck up?
But there will be no victor.
And so, we inhabit a fractured world.
No Victor and Radon is a mindless husk?
right bro like it's actually crazy
radon chuds
except for that you played this game before for slob night if not
they're just coping
what is grandpa high on retro
brother what the fuck is this
hey lady but I'm not doing shit
I will have sex with you
You did it.
Oh, thanks, Macbeth.
You'll end your face too, because of my friend.
Oh, this is soooop.
What did you just tell me?
Are you gonna want to give the privilege to my boss?
Yes, I am.
That is awesome!
Her quest was sculpted by God itself,
and the best part is that she has smooth curves to ride.
You need to smoke this weed, so you can shrink and travel to the cervix.
The cervix?
Oh, this is slop.
Oh
This is slob
Make a tap in though
I'm glad that reviewer put their specs, yeah I know.
Wait bro, I kind of want to make some coffee, wait if I didn't clean my mocha pot though,
oh my god I'm gonna fucking end it all.
Yo podcast, next for the rainbow.
What if I had a quick little two hour stream today?
Thoughts on that?
That's fine, King.
Wait, what's today?
Today's Monday, right? Tuesday.
Wait, synopsis. Hold on.
Wait, hold on. Synopsis for God of War...
Laofay.
Death is supposed to be to end, but for Laofay, warrior and wife to create us a new adventure is just beginning, awakening unexpectedly in a strange land after her death.
fate discovers the plan she put in place to protect Critos and Atreus and her
absence are now at risk. To save the ones she loves, fate must fight through the
afterlife of the gods, the every-when, where ruthless gods across mythology
vie for power in a land overflowing with dangerous magic. Harness fate's speed
control and relentlessness to overwhelm even the fiercest of foes with the
decisive deadly precision.
The red guy is a Mongolian war god?
Interesting.
Interesting.
At least we're playing as her and not a Treyus, but you don't fuck with a Treyus.
I mean a Treyus had plenty of fucking playtime in the last game, alright?
I'm good on that.
Hmm
So overwatch or what?
Bro, do you think I'm a fucking idiot?
At SuperTF, the place she is in is basically a bunch of different gods vying for power
and they're fighting each other.
We just read that.
You play as Faye in this one?
Oh, wait, really?
Interesting.
Interesting.
Um, I could play some Overwatch for a little bit.
I don't know how long I want to play it for, but I could play it for a little bit.
I haven't played it in like fucking three or four days or something.
Girl the boycott.
What boycott, bro?
Literally what boycott?
Oh, what's the song everyone loves?
Okay, but what like what about club and ear clacks? Honestly, maybe the biggest announcement of the day is that there's new weapon ball
Smart, hi super
Big loot boxes today? What do you mean?
Why do I have 9 loot boxes? Wait, what the fuck?
Guys, what is i.nools.com? Am I about to get fish if I click that?
I don't have to get fished if I click that.
Oh my god, it's me with my discord hoodie.
Is that what I look like?
Loot box!
All duplicates.
Reinhardt mask wow
Well, I got another I got another box because of all the duplicates
And I'll do the kids again love how this is the pick for your stream
Epic loot boxes.
Laugh and laugh.
Mechanic.
Get it?
Legendary loot boxes!
Ooh, I never really had this skin.
I thought I had this one.
Ooh, I've never really had this skin?
I thought I had this one.
Double legendary!
Ew.
Oh, fuck!
Then he put his ass away too.
Although you can still see it
Bro coffee would be so good right now actually
Anniversary event update, alert!
I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
I'll play some games maybe.
Alarm
Door-dash your coffee bro, I'd rather just take like five or ten minutes and make coffee
Seven minutes seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you. Yeah, I'm offering you my precious time
Then you wasted by running around.
Oh.
How disappointing.
When did we get into RE5 playthrough like five years ago?
100% true.
Yo, thanks Wisteria and Amandja and Neatbix, Kiana, Nattyist, Poro.
He's right there.
You seeing him?
Bid... Bid... Bid... Bid... Bid... Bid... Bid... Bid... Bid... Bid...
I'll get a hello.
Hello?
I'm a little precious pet.
Alright, overall, how was the state of play?
I think it was fine compared to their normal uh state of plays that are kind of ass sometimes
I think this one was pretty good honestly.
Usually I feel scammed out of my time when I watch them, yeah.
Wait, couldn't you have watched this in a movie theater? Wait, that's kind of fucking sick.
Okay, YouTube Watcher here. Streaming early today.
Bam, bam, bam. Ah, yeah, it was not early because I watched the state of play.
Eh, fuck it, I guess we're all doing, we're all going Lijiang.
Darry, you've changed the name of Prime. Appreciate it, bro.
I can't believe God of War is supposedly on the list of people's favorite games. I don't believe it
Why do you say that
Cut scene slop
I mean, that was not among my favorite games.
Um, but I still, I still played them.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Zarya.
Would I replay it now?
I don't think I would not replay God of War or Ragnarok.
Sorry if that's disappointing.
There's a few optimizations that weaponry does
could probably be much lighter.
But then it would not be so good for smashing faces.
I hated the most recent God of War
because it shows your father
doing his best to raise his son as an imperfect being. Persona, now those are my games.
Maybe, maybe Ron Hartluseo, maybe Torb.
We love this one, don't we? Alright, I've been playing this game for like 20 years, it feels like.
How do you play it? Watch, anybody know?
I got energy, at least.
Go farm jungle camps or something, is that how you play this game?
Oh, guys I got rune.
Oh.
Well I come back fast.
That's big, that's big.
You guys can go in.
Bap low, Bap low. Bap one.
Why you run?
Nice.
I didn't hit it in one.
Torval on, Torval on, Torval on.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I fucking whiffed.
Um, like.
I'm already back, though.
How do you get that?
How do you get that pin off in time?
That was crazy.
Big res?
Alright, back again.
You're a pan, you're a paner.
I'm not totally...
I'm not dead.
Oh.
Cheers.
I'm back.
Mrs. Brut, relax man.
Warm up game?
I would like some caffeine in my body.
I chill a little bit, bro.
Land one punch challenge, there you go, bro,
and I chill the four.
There's Otter, there's Otter.
There he is.
I
Honestly
Wait there's a right here. Oh
I
Didn't see this
One more death what we thinking you
I'll just chill
Try that, no recall
Wooo, I capped Lucy one
I got the bomb, they don't have any healing, they don't have any blue suit healing.
What are you doing I'm lying. I don't even want to tell you bro.
What's going on? How is he full HP still? Who's doing one? Who's doing one? Who's doing one?
He's B bro.
Kill the turret.
So good
So tracer and then the cat
Oh my god
I
Disgustingly, how do you know?
I mean you hold shield and just like nothing like we all think this by the way we all think this
It's true. It's true
Hello on my back. Oh, I'm a west coast that makes so much sense
Oh, ironically, though, they're too big point.
Okay, same rhyme now, what do you think, right?
Look at all that.
Oh my god.
Not again.
Not again.
Not again.
Not again.
Not again.
Not again.
Not again.
Not again.
I have giga punch, but you need a giga punch and I can go
good punch good punch okay guys I'm I gotta see that I think I gotta swap
Uhhh, duh.
Okay, why are we adding like I'm not doing a lot though on newt fest?
A lot of dying man.
I think a lot of fucking space here is pissing me off.
A lot of fucking dying.
I'm gonna really score in the bottom of the map.
Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh my god.
I'm slapping them boots. I'm low.
Okay, wanna go down?
Up.
Yeah.
I'm mercy got a turtle, I'm saying it's possible
They're doing good, that's not bad
But is I'm mercy the best player in the game? Worm?
Wait, you actually did take notes from my Doomfist
That's actually true
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Like the octopen there? Like
Yeah, can we pause that at the choke turn before they TP me?
Can we fight them early before they TP you? Like I'm gonna go in
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah
I better not be getting baited
right here. I'm going. Okay, I mean, my, my back. Wait, I didn't take any. That's just
This guy's saying he's weak.
If I fucked him, I thought I would have fucked him.
Wait, since coming to Point, I spawned with you.
I'm coming to the turn to help you.
Wait, there's a cosco here on the edge. There's a cosco at the top.
Hey, my echo is like, I don't know.
Oh, here I go, huh?
Never helping you over again.
Oh, no one.
Let's get out.
I got the cash on the one.
on the side of my ball
oh my god
okay we had our mercy dive
oh
try it right there
i think i'm gonna use this guy to kill first on there
get us on there
get us on there
I
Know
Maybe I change my character for this
I
What if I would that my fucking I got TP out
That was a very she last one
I think I think it's gonna do you miss it power matrix. I'll try it
Cass was a dude, it's gonna be impossible to get into that thing.
Yeah.
I agree.
Although I feel like...
The Ron is chasing me to spawn by the way.
With Cass I believe.
Okay but when they get nano I just live.
Yeah just live or walk out.
Oh there are three of them!
So how do you play Ryan in a sim with no sim?
I don't know man.
Oh we have a sim now, wait a minute.
The sim is too broken.
The sim is actually the most broken game in the game.
I'm going to say a lot in a little while sis.
Let's go and sit now.
I'm not kidding when I say that.
I think sim is the most broken game.
They're costing down a couple of costs.
We just need to like...
What?
We just need to like, give it to Reinhardt and swing and shoot him.
There's Shadow though.
Okay Shadow.
I'm gonna start with Lightning because I'll...
Huge.
Huge.
Wait, is Nano broken?
Maybe Ozz is the one catching the game.
I don't know.
No, it's blocked.
We're down or on it? We're down or on it? We'll do it first.
I've shot him. I've shot him.
Look at that.
How much solo shot of this cast, we'll see.
I
Have a much heat you wanna back on just do
I mean it's a maximum it's a maximum it's a maximum
I mean guys, I hit a max win, what do I do?
Yeah, I shot a few.
Oh, there's a scythe here.
Are they gonna shot at us?
I got the cast, I got the cast.
I'm gonna take you out.
There's two seconds left.
Everyone's here.
I have a few seconds to go.
What the hell is here?
Is that Goddard?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
I mean, I definitely like that, but...
We blame West Coast King there.
Oh, and he kills me.
I mean, I'm just a bastard.
We blame West Coast King there.
Ooh.
Oh, I want to speed...
Oh
At least he's only attached you get it okay, so bro, okay, what can you do?
I got P
3-1 Doom bro, actually I could have stayed Doom there.
No, that last point we should not have lost that, I'm sorry.
I'll say it.
I'll say what everyone's thinking.
I gotta peek, get some more- oh should I make coffee- I'm actually gonna check and see
See if I cleaned my mocha pot while I do this.
Great news, everybody!
I did clean my mocha pot, so if I want to make coffee, I can do that.
I'm sorry if you've seen this all ready I just found it yesterday.
What the fuck?
Glyph.today.
Nah bro I'm already gonna say no thanks.
a letter in the right position is decoded it
uh...
yeah, nah, this shit sucks
grape!
ssss
So there is an A.
There is a...
What the fuck?
What is the blue one?
Grape is what I did
Huh
It's a six letter word
Why did you leave me this I'm gonna ban you
Guys, I give up.
Wait, what is the yellow and blue letters?
What the f- out of grape?
I think an R and then something else.
I don't even know, bro.
It's LARP-er?
It's just not LARP-er, bro.
You already tried PE and they were not decoded.
This game fucking sucks.
Career.
LARP-er.
Is there a give-up option?
I don't feel like doing this.
What do you think of that one?
Grapes.
It's cereal?
Oh, that's how they make the R?
Oh, that's so dumb.
No, no, no.
Never like, no, no.
You're actually gonna get B-Band.
feeling can be this game you will be banned
that was obvious but what can you do see
now you're making it sound like I'm an
idiot you can close the tab at any time
no because I had a lot had to finish it
guys listen not every daily game is a
winner okay like some people like if for every earclacks there's an enclosed
horse like it is what it is bro
Your flax is not a game, you're right, it's a lifestyle.
Shall we make some coffee you guys think about that idea
I
Mean we just didn't shoot the shield because what it is that's not what it was there
Call as I see it. It's not what it was
Really just lobbed on the end. I'm not in
Not the greatest bubble that I've ever used, but...
Yeah, I swear Zarya doesn't reduce damage to shields. Anyone else think this?
Where's that turret at? I'm just getting shot by it. Where is it though? Same spot, LLB.
Every tank I've seen super pointed looks bad. Other tanks he's good at, I promise you I'm
literally way better than you could ever dream of being. You could play this game non-stop
for the next five years and you would never come close to how good I am. And that's just
I'm not even being real, it's just a fact of life, like, frankly.
It's just a fact of how things are.
I did it again.
I mean, like, Ryan's just broken, no?
No?
Okay.
Ryan's just broken.
My lawyer's popping off.
This is why your chat hates you.
First of all, they don't hate me.
They love me.
Second of all, you're telling me I should be nice to some guy whose first message...
I don't know if it was his first message.
Who but who who insulted me first, and I'm expected to play nice guy here
No, I don't think so quite frankly
Only that'll be happening I think I'll actually bitch him and put him in his place
That sounds like a good idea to me
You're legit first to insult me all the time first of all not true second of all if I do
You do as much as you want, and you deserve it, you can't get this, like, come on.
I do as much as I want.
Say that again, say that again.
Why is that?
Yeah, I'm changing this.
This is possible.
Junker Queen!
Oh
Rosaria doesn't know anything it's fine. It's not fair bro
Oh
No, we're not fucking same guy that was flanking
No, that's not no
Right
You thought
In a knife challenge
Okay
okay but like what is actually happening okay he left what happened fucking
sucks is what happened
Zen broken Zen sneaky broken
Thanks Ashley and incredible Momo and Fincai Hacker.
Thanks guys.
Hi.
Queen is ass?
Kind of true.
Oh Jesus Christ
I should have fucking flat
Bro, it's broken!
Maybe you go back to Valorant?
Valorant? What the hell?
No, that's the last time I watched you kind of ever...
Sounds like years ago, brother.
I know.
You got a Prime sub?
God of War Laofay with Jack Quaid as the fucking cube.
stretching
all
a super we in Israel just want to give a plentiful thanks for your
unconditional love and support for the state of Israel
your donation amount has increased for this month thank you
I don't think that's accurate but
I don't think it's accurate
Don't make a coffee breath I actually need to but I'm gonna wait like one more game
and then lose and say okay guys I'll be right back and I'll make coffee.
This sugar-free ice vanilla berry red bull is hitting I mean red bulls
I mean that shit's good, but like right now I want a coffee. That's what I really want
Then get one okay, bro. Well, I have to make it I'm currently in queue and working bro
I am hard at work bro, it's true
Oh yeah until dawn 2 is announced as well.
Slop franchise, is it?
Game.
Are you ready to goon to Unsulled on 2?
No.
No.
You know, Boris Mackerel, this is 7 month prime, appreciate it bro.
I don't goon to the games that I play, I just play them because I want to play them.
I'm not like jerking off when I play a video game, I've never jerked off playing a video
game actually.
Actually I've got 20 more to get through.
Thank you so much Ashley.
the stellar song plays? First of all, the game is called Stellar Blade, not Stellar.
Second, yeah bro, the fucking song is good, that's why I'm listening to it. I'm not jerking
off with Stellar Blade.
Why are there two bangers? I don't know what's going on there.
My eyeballs.
Why seek answers when you do not question the doctor are we still eating from lunch after
the seminar today?
Why they get off mercy I was I was listening to that voice line
The deadlock again
guys we always fucking pouty mate
chill a little bit
doot doot
lol
haha rockle
by the way the one on the other team is a fake one so
wait really? yeah that's the fake one
I played with him two games in a row!
Yep, that's not me, bro.
Hey, it's a fraud.
I don't know who he is either.
What the hell?
No, it's really scary. It's like some inception shit.
It is freaky.
My turb is so...
Oh, turb, turb, turb, turb, turb, turb.
Who could it be?
No idea.
It's like the mystery that we're all from assault.
I just send that half of your party to super archers from top to top.
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
That's not good.
You in my side.
I'm trying to chill then for a bit, I guess.
No, no, no.
I'll fire at her shot.
I do, lad.
I'm gonna recall.
Cast one, cast one.
I was on blocks.
I have way faster blocks.
I'm just sending the ideas.
Oh, we don't have to go.
I need it.
I lost both games of this bangers guy
bro yeah bro that's of course like what
like when you like when you get shit like when you get with like the real deal
why you bro why you're exposing bro you actually read me no not you
I didn't know you were going to have some sort of guests.
Nah, nah, don't worry about it.
Well, I'm going to fuck some of the walking. Get ready, get ready.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm in my fucking tour.
Oh, they're on point.
Protect my turret.
Wait, they shifted and...
You should've gone there with the fucks.
I just did.
Catch one, catch one, catch one.
Oh
Wait, what we didn't help me we just left me to dry
Help me bro. I was lagging kid. Oh shit. He helped kid age check. I'm 40. I'm literally 40
Oh
We just have to push that we would have won man. Well, I legit lagged in the brain or
No, like I literally lack for you
You are not
I'm really 40 probably closer to 14 than 40 if I had to guess I
Don't know. Yeah, you're right
Okay, I'm not 30 I'm 32
I am
Making a smoker's call? Like what are you doing bro?
That was real man
Siki crowd man, Siki fire
Holy boss
I'm off
I don't know how to put sport
Really?
I'm healing you, shut up bot
That's why you're off
I didn't even get rocked, though.
You need to kill, bro.
I can't help that.
Oh my god!
Well, how do flocks next fight? I don't know if they're gonna have.
Alright, then.
Kill the second one!
Kill his bot.
Okay, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
Are you in the ring?
Shush, shush, shush!
Niiiiiiiiiice!
Jeff locks, I'm gonna do it for a little walk up.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, let's...
That's just so bad.
But my shield was broken.
It was like 200 HP, man.
No more cuts.
I
I'm gonna get him
Yo, Sim is broke!
Okay, TP should have shared health. Fuck it.
Make Teleporter have shared health. That's how you balance the metro.
It's just still gonna be broken.
Give me TP, give me TP.
Alright, keep going.
I'm killing you, I'm killing you, I'm killing you.
Uh oh.
We really couldn't have forced all these guys to mind it, they might even help me out.
Now we're gonna fucking lose.
I
Don't make the winch it's obvious
Don't make two obvious, bro. Yeah, bro. I'm going trading for Micah's champ three alt count like are you
You got
I got four action Kiriko how the ink guys no no no flex flex. Oh, yeah, I don't know what you want from me, bro
I play Larry like I play Larry then chill out bro
GG okay, bro. I don't mind any friends what winnable
Okay, but imagine if I had any help pushing that cast carry on first point would I first held them
Oh
Okay, yeah, this is definitely a coffee after this game night. Oh guys
There are ways to money
Can you say it in Chinese like coffee?
I don't know how to say coffee in Chinese.
Inc is probably potentially their worst player, so I'm just gonna...
Alrighty.
Let's uh, let's win, shall we?
I think it's winnable.
You have no-
A? Oh.
I'm cringing oh you're gonna break me I don't know bro I'm trying my best guys
I don't know what you can wait you can expect from me. Oh, here we go. That's huge
Yeah, they're separate I'm just point
They're all low
What do you want bro fucking joker come here
I hope not looking cool Joker looking cool Joker
Joker
They're all low literally all low. I'm gonna keep pushing. I'm really gonna keep pushing
Can you one HP under she can TP at top probably?
Oh my fudging gosh
They're gonna flex in this Iraq
No, they're gonna go
They're just gonna say team gap or they're talking
I actually make a little flop which is the same
I'm gonna hit that apple shot of my freaking bad.
Three angles out, three one, three one.
Come here, come here, come here.
Cigar four.
Yeah.
Oh
They kept it exactly that kind of sucks
If that made it fuck up a roll that I'm in the disaster flight, but she sucks, and I'm better so doesn't matter
We're gonna win we're gonna win we're gonna win I'll make it so
That belly is so big. I'm glad to hear that, bro
We missed blocks
Wait
I
Want to speak
May well upper team new bellow
Man, they're mad that we're just killing everyone!
Oh jeez!
Man!
I'm pressing tab okay
Winnable
Actually winnable
And there's K6 and Hanzo has a bow
Thanks guys
Why are you still at the exact same time you guys are pushing what the hell
mhm
oh, little got my shriking sword
awww
awww
am i gonna- got one?
huge
thank you
that's rock bro
now it's done there
Oh man, I think she has ult, she's got ult
Come here, come here, come here
Here, here, here, here
Shit burning, shit burning
Oh, I'm gonna walk here, I'm gonna run my shop here
Oh my god
Wonderful
Super, I think you're a good man after all. What do you mean after all? Oh shit, I'm sorry.
I think it's Rated King. And Bunny thinks I'm a prime.
Winnable!
What was that jump scare?
I opened Twitter and the first tweet was gameplay from the God of War trailer.
So it was loud.
Sorry.
I need it to fit in my hand. Well, he should have been more clear. What is Masayoshi Samayoshi no going on about bro
The true Masayoshi Masayoshi Samayoshi
I'm on
I think I just find follow flux fast, which I can't do it to me, but
I'm sure
Honestly, you might have a faster flux than me
All right, that rock right that rock the whole fucking whole game changes by the way
Okay.
I have one, I have one, can I use it?
You're sure, right?
Go first.
Oh my god, there's one!
Just a game, just a game, just a game.
Okay, we're pressing.
You're the fucking best player in the game, brother.
I'm not gonna let anyone tell you otherwise.
Zoom on, zoom on.
They're chill, they're on one.
They're on one.
They're on one.
They're on one.
Otherwise, you're mine, you're mine.
You're chill, they're on me.
Hold on, hold on.
Pop off my high ground, I'll see who you think you are.
And my team's all blind, it doesn't matter how hard you try.
Keep that in mind, the zone's not this big.
You try to...
Oh, oh...
Hey, I'm just a C9.
I'm gonna go for all of you
yeah yeah
what about... how does she know?
she's a funker
wow the widow
poor agony
poor old healthy
I can't really keep up with her
We need to get out.
No, I'm just dead.
I die.
Dude!
Sim is just so good.
I don't know.
Sim is just too fucking good.
The tour with less damage in the window yet is tough.
I'm just walking.
I'm just walking.
What do you have?
I'm some blocks.
You're sure?
I'm helping you on the top lane.
Wait.
Did he not just use rock?
Wait, how do you get rid of the rock?
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Oh, he has the fucking kinetic cycle, sir.
What the fuck?
He has ECHO's, you're hard.
Wait, how much did my team shoot in there when he shifted?
Maybe I should take that perk.
I actually don't know how much the other perk does.
the hyper regeneration
now you know what would be crazy is if you went fucking ram
on defense and then the other perk might be
No, I think on this time we still take levitate.
We level!
Guys, my tank has more damage than both of my DPS combined.
What does this mean?
There is much to do
Tank does that
Disgusting I'm out of damage gonna do this job right now
now. How does it feel like a fucking absolutely just dominated physically mentally?
Shake that.
I'm walking at stake, I'm curious.
I'm here.
I'm moving around.
Shake one.
Okay!
Okay, okay, okay!
Someone stay quiet!
Aw, I'm gonna try and build the flocks.
Aw, not with you two.
I don't want to hit you.
I'm a little scared
Uh, bro you need a leg load
Check out check out
Oh, somebody else just take hard bro, I'm on
In the center of the corner, there's no tb
Sim, sim, sim, sim, sim one, sim one
Dude!
My team sucks!
how does max sim theme compare to what the hell just ravage them
You know, I forgot how fucking nasty
He walks, and he does that.
Oh, jeez.
Bro, I'm actually shocked they didn't nerf Sim.
I'm actually fucking shocked. What is her win rate?
Overwatch, win rates, competitive roll queue for Grandmaster and Champion.
Wow.
Check like Lijiang or Iken?
What?
I mean the sample size of this has to be so small though.
Midtown
All right, I'm sure I'm gonna I want some coffee. I want coffee
What video should I throw on?
You have 7-eleven coffee now?
What if I put on a vod of me playing Persona 5?
Are we excited to watch that guys?
Um, I'll be back.
Link.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Cheese and Vegetables Online.
This is an interesting, very last generation, 40th day of 2009.
The thing is, this was discontinued after 2008, so chances are these were just some
remaining numbers they needed to use up.
Overlapping in between maple sausage patty.
Okay, so here's the cheese omelet with vegetables.
It's hefty. 300 calories, 16 grams of fat, 23 grams of protein, liquid eggs and cottage
cheese. Let me get that cinnamon scone. And then here's the first generation of that granola
with milk and blueberries. The accessory packet, this is back one, used to still be
able to get spiced cider and also a sweet tea with lemon you know along with
coffee, salsa verde and the rest of the usual items. French vanilla cappuccino,
crackers, apple butter which is this is an item that really should have never
been taken out of breakfast. I think it's a very nice thing to have.
That's as good as it gets before we get out on the tray.
Nice. Okay. So then, heating up the omelet.
Look at that thing. I mean, that is one of the most hefty...
I mean, it's eight ounces, but it feels like a lot more.
Let's heat up the apple butter too.
Yeah, that'll warm both of those up.
That's one thing you can't beat with those old school boxes.
I mean they cost more, they took up more space, added weight, but it's more convenient for
heating things.
The space sider. I miss this stuff.
And that cappuccino.
It was pouring the glass so you can see it.
You can barely see any actual coffee.
This stuff is like the very max enough coffee for three or four ounces.
the granola. It smells fine. That's awesome. It smells perfectly fine. You know this thing
is well stored. I'll say that. I can tell everything, the apple cider, it didn't clump up.
The crackers are going to be essential for the omelet.
All right, it's been like 10 minutes, maybe 15.
Yeah, that's just warm, the salsa.
Now that's pretty hot.
The apple butter, not bad.
The eggs are heated through.
Oh, it definitely doesn't smell a hundred percent right.
The scone doesn't look too bad, what I'm going to do is you have to really improvise with
this thing.
I mean, it's weird, so you have to do even weirder things just to make it kind of normal.
And this is how you do a veggie omelet.
This thing just, on its own, with a teeny bit of salsa that hit it.
It's so unusual, and, yeah, that's a terrible flavor, and there's a, you know, you can keep,
I always think, oh, it'll be a little better this time, it's not, it's just odd.
There's a, a waffling cheese.
On its own, it's pretty bad.
You add some salsa and some crackers to it.
It's like night and day.
It takes that strange flavor which you pick up and makes it go away like right away.
The cracker of course gives some crunch but it actually neutralizes some of the weird
flavor in this.
You saw it.
300 calories.
24, 23, or 24 grams of protein.
That's awesome.
And if you need to, you can eat this real fast.
Eat it like a bar, just straight out of the reach where it doesn't sound crazy, but it
can taste horrible.
You know, you could eat it cold, but at least you'd be getting that protein.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I'm already cracked.
These are pretty magical.
You gotta say you add them to any retort and it's gonna improve it.
Snot.
Link.
It really does.
It just smells like some kind of, you know, weird Mexican breakfast.
I have 4 ounces of hot water and let it sit for like 10 or 15 minutes.
It makes the best blueberry oatmeal.
I mean it's granola.
It's typically crunchy.
I mean I like crunchy but this is just heavenly.
It's a nice office sater.
The red bell pepper, it has just a tiny bit of flavor, it doesn't have a texture, it's
just mush.
Don't worry kittens, daddy is back.
Don't you wait makes this perfect moment on top of the cappuccino?
I want to shame coffee for people that don't like coffee.
Sorry, I don't know why I did that.
I don't know what overcame me there.
Well, make sure you do all this.
This is good food energy right here.
I have my coffee!
I'm scone.
It's amazing.
You put the apple butter on it and it's actually good.
I'm not wondering if you like this thing before.
I've never put the apple butter on it.
It's always good on the crackers.
Is Steve the perfect man?
Hmm.
It's a shame that he couldn't work out.
Alright, for dinner I'm going to be having this many number four on it.
find someone who loves him from an MRE?
It's been like, maybe four and a half hours since I had that fake Yamen.
200th day of 1992.
He has dehydra-frozen potatoes.
He's high tech.
You can follow this like, oh shit, no, but I kind of want to.
I kind of want to go down the rabbit hole.
The orange beverage base.
What fell down here is a oatmeal cookie bar.
Cocoa beverage powder type one.
That's a classic item.
I don't think there is a TLDR.
There's like too much.
Peanut butter, they gave you cheese spread, crackers, and the omelette with ham.
Okay, an accessory packet.
Should I tap in yeah, definitely smells like this a Mars solid milk chocolate bar in Tabasco
Actually, I don't know how I feel about the oxidation that fucking 34 year-old Tabasco
I don't know about that one bro not many of them actually don't even like the best anything
like that yeah that's degradation you can almost guarantee the rest of it will
match that in very it's like sweet it's just it's not even good
yeah potatoes are grottin and the omelette with ham yeah give me some
tapatio give me some chocolate pouch fuck a Tabasco for like eight to ten minutes
as official. Let's get this out on the tray. Nice. Okay, let's first start off with the
coffee and cocoa beverage powder.
Bro, from 9... Country Captain Chicken.
Country Captain Chicken as I thought. That was also menu 4 and then the veggie omelet menu 4.
You know, realizing this now, it probably would have been great to stop at the halfway
point when he got into another MRE and then I could have gone and just played games, but
now that I'm like, into him actually setting up the MRE for eating and stuff, it's like
an awkward point to pause.
But this.
I mean, I still could.
And who's gonna stop me?
No one in fucking chat could stop me.
That's for sure.
1988 to 1993 orange beverage base
Yeah, it's two MREs in the same video
That's perfect when it looks like that
There's nothing like that either. I mean these old
Beverage bases they were better. It smells natural and artificial not just natural and artificial
Yo, underrated sensation, by the way, drinking water after you have coffee.
Who knows what I'm talking about?
Mmm.
That's just so nice.
The potatoes are rotten.
Hopefully it's not.
Potatoes are rotten.
Yeah, it's fine.
Look at that cheese.
It's perfect.
No off smell. That's just like a miracle. I love that. I mean, like, potatoes all gratin, huh?
I mean, it's just like, it looks like Kraft fuckin' cheese sauce, no?
The omelet. Oh, that thing's pretty soft. Now, the omelet with ham, I'm a little scared.
softens up once it gets heated doesn't feel nearly as dense as the veggie one
Nice little hiss. No hiss
Yo MRE omelettes the fucking girls. I know this one's from 92 a smoky ham and a slight tinge of
that
retort pouch egg
Yeah, man
No, we're gonna fucking pass
ass. The oatmeal cookie bar. These things are like currency. How do MREs stay fresh?
Oh yeah, these things are fresh. Preservatives and fucking magic. The color. This is perfectly
fine. No rancid oil smell. The Mars bar. This is like collectible candy right here. I mean
And just a wrapper, M&M and Mars, Division of Mars Incorporated Hackets Town, New Jersey.
It's beautiful.
Look at that.
Wow.
That's actually kind of impressive.
That's tropical chocolate for you.
That's actually impressive.
Little hiss.
Ooh.
Base hiss.
Base hiss.
Yeah bro, let's just destroy the crackers. I want to at least see what it looks like.
First off, let's get a bite of this. It's not it's end.
Oh that almond is so nasty bro. It's probably so bland.
That is pretty good on it's end.
No, it's not. It's not bad at all.
Is it a reupload?
It seems like an older video, but it says it was only posted one month ago.
I feel like this is a reupload, though. Am I crazy?
All right.
But the camera quality seems lower and I feel like he looks a little younger.
But for.
Be a grout and put a little bit of air.
The old this is here.
No, I'm not calling small. I'm saying he looks younger and the camera quality looks worse needs texture needs crunch. He's not small
That's cheese. I mean
You can be like nachos and cheese
And pretty much it's what you gotta just imagine it to be
It's not bad at all, really
I don't like Tabasco at all, man.
Imagine the shits after this, bro.
MREs make it so that you don't shit.
They're like back you up.
Or so they claim.
What an awesome menu.
Ew, man, that omelet looks so...
This menu makes sense. Excellent breakfast menu. If you can eat it up,
it were cold and you could not prepare it like I did just now. Might not be that
great. Bro, even this cold I think I'd rather not. I mean, you saw it literally, but you know what I mean.
It's another year before FRH came in. Pummeled with ham. I was only in that one
last year and had an F.R.H. but man, he'd be kind of impressed if he'd have that...
MRE, Omelette or Cane's, Canneders Without Sauce, bro. Can I say something? I think Cane's
sauce is just not good. It's like so okay. Everyone talks about Cane's sauce. I get some
fucking magical cure to culinary problems. Bro, it's just like so mediocre and nothing
impressive. Everyone glazes the cane sauce. It's just not that good, man. It's really
not that fucking good. Can we stop?
Maybe your cheese as well. The old FRAs just get hot.
I'll say this, I'm going to savor every one of these they get to have awesome historical
That's perfectly preserved
Hmm
My chug oh fuck
That beverage base and orange drink is perfect. It's like
It just tastes like orange juice with this water down and then sweet
Watered down orange juice doesn't really sound like good, but hmm
wow
The orange is so nasty
Oh, I think it's always funny sometimes I watch these videos I watch these videos and when he talks about how good the MRE is
There'll be like a uh, a person or two in chat who says something along the lines of
Yeah, bro. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about this shit tastes like
It's a smooth
milk chocolate
This thing's melting temperature was raised keeps it from blooming. I'm aging so quickly
The fuss has been all stored
Was he in the service?
I don't think so.
I think he's just really into like military stuff, specifically MREs.
He might have been, but I have no idea.
Shortening cinnamon is a cookie I wish was still around.
Look at that chocolate.
I mean, that is just amazing.
Seeing eggs throughout all these years,
they just never really got it to wear a soldier
wanted to finish this meal.
They just were never successful.
Bro, it looks like shit.
It looks like clay.
The eggs look like clay.
Wow.
This is a real man right here.
I can actually smell it.
But it's not terrible either. What is that?
What is that? Is it peanut butter?
It's certainly not the worst cheese I've ever seen.
Cheese! You said cheese?
I don't need any. I just enjoyed a good meal.
Chewing gum.
I love peanut butter.
with natural sugar and peppermint.
Nice.
You know my favorite thing about Steve's though?
Whenever he gets like really old MREs
that have cigarettes in them,
like the ones in the 60s or whatever,
he still smokes the cigarettes.
Like he actually smokes the cigarettes.
This is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
subtle detergent smell.
I feel like this menu was not bad.
I almost forgot about this.
Perfect army mochicina. It's nice and smooth. Hold on. Let me just open real quick
Yeah, but he didn't even say like what anyway, this is Steve Nate
Like this has to be a reupload right because if I go to his channel
Well, let me just click on the one before this
Or the one after it
And like just compare the kid yeah brother look come on this had to have been a reupload does he say it is?
What ever.
Yo Fuzzy, I said I'm on Prime.
Um, Mars and Pam, they said 13 months.
Prime, and Apothic, and Pop Pop, and Ashiye, and Trailblazer.
My watch parting the finals.
The finals are what?
Oh, NBA! Is that today? Oh, it's tomorrow.
How much are files tickets? I think get-in prices for the Knicks are like $4,500.
I think.
$1,500 for San Antonio, $4,500 for New York? Yeah, that's crazy.
See you at the game. I'm not going bro. I'm not a nix fan, and I'm not going to New York
and I'm not paying 4,500 bucks for a getting price, thank you.
I didn't play the fighting game before, but I want to play one. Should I play SF6 or Tekken 8?
My first fighting game was Street Fighter, it has a much lower barrier to entry, because
if you really want you can play Modern, which I did when I first started playing.
However, what I will say is I think in Tekken, you can at the very bottom of the skill tier,
You can get away with just like full 8th braining your offense and button mashing for a little
bit but then like you'll definitely hit a wall where you're gonna get fucked hard.
Um.
Ouch.
Just pinch my fucking thumb.
I think ultimately you just look at both games a little bit and see if there's any characters
you like or characters you think will look cool and then just try, try them, I don't
know.
you want yeah you sounded like a villager taking damage super what's up
I offered you a fortnight scan for your birthday a fortnight scan which skin
bro it can be bro yes for candy on your birthday remember yeah and you didn't get
for me I messaged you while you were
streaming she was in the store and you
aired me wait wait speaking of can you
check this out
you took my cast when I swapped the
widow you're such a little fucking
Creep bro?
Alright, Marisha, let's get active.
What a fucking pig!
This fucking DPS is on my team.
How about you get active with some bitches?
Yeah, I need my team to like hide some space here for me because I can't really...
You must have a crazy angle right now.
I got- who put that roof there?
Who put that roof there?
There's no mercy going to the basement.
OH MY GOD THE ACTIONS LIT ON HER ASS!
On her ass!
Get it?
3-point control, so we're good
Hey, just say I'm playing, I can keep you up, I have breath more too
Not bad
Burn time, burn time
Where's your guys?
I got an aqua killer
huge you begger bro that's toxic bro yeah we need the wood to do the hell I'm not toxic
I'm posybods bro.
Dude you infected my friend, that's all he says to you.
That's smart.
Okay.
I mean that like, or whatever, nano and fucking grab down I guess.
Well it just carries ours already on point.
I'm going to use nano and grab to take out one echo copy is that worth it
I just want literally literally literally literally literally she's getting mega
They don't die, don't die, don't die!
Mercy, can you raise me please?
Thank you.
You love me, you love me, you love me!
Cool.
She's gone!
Move down.
Okay, I'm gonna say using nano and grab for one echo is probably not the right way.
I'm just gonna, I don't know, I'm gonna throw that out there.
They acknowledge the threat man.
One, zero.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da.
Joe Ridley's a two on prime short calling, so two on prime.
Fuzzy Knight thinks that I'm on prime.
Mars with hands.
I think I already thanked you. You get two thanks, because you're special.
Scratches your head.
Would you rather be Blonde or Death?
Who were to do more to learn?
Blonde or Death?
That's hard
Because if I'm blind I can't drive and I got other things that I don't even drive if you're deaf either, bro
I think you can
Can you I guess not sure
Yes, really
I
My dumb
Well, where's this fair I'm not go
I don't know bro, I just thought maybe you could. I really thought about it to be honest.
I wonder if I know bro but like it's hard so hard
Why don't you be fair?
Okay, I must be fast. You just live sheeplet drake. I'm slept
Just chill, it's chill. You can
Like, here's what it is.
M.C.P. wait.
I got a healing pile on!
Look at that barrage.
I am so terrible.
I'm going with a sword musty, just rain some of our heads.
Fuck it.
It's okay, I'm out of math.
Do something.
I am real.
Jeryl, honestly they had a better starting comp, but that's what we got.
start in comfort. What else have we got? Skip! I'm gonna go back echo on this map. Relax.
I'll handle it. What if I just stayed there? Wait, I've never noticed this.
Look at Smetcher's hand. It's a colon-3.
Do you see it?
Look at her hand.
A colon-3.
It's boobs?
I'm not gonna start right away.
I mean I'm marking both their DPS here, that's gotta do something right.
I can't walk!
Guys this is Mercy but he's useless.
Can we buff Mercy?
Something all of us want.
There's a on the top left
I mean by myself and I'm missing every shot
This is second on a row we have grabbed what to do
Oh
Can I play my other DPS? I think that's a good idea
Oh shit, that's right
You know what guy just blame me it's Jill
We'll be posivized.
Reversal.
Guys, what happens to the NFL if Aaron Donald comes out of retirement?
Super I've noticed something and decided to make you know it too when you say the words forward or back your lips move in that direction
Oh, yeah
Slowly pronounce the word crisp and you'll notice that each sound you start in the back of your mouth
And it ends with you pronouncing the P with your lips
Chris
It like comes to the like starts in the back and comes to the front
Chris. Chris. Say that while I'm right now. Do it. Do it. Do it right now. Chris. Isn't that cool?
Check this out. Also, Typhoon is crossing right over us. Wish me luck.
Good luck, bro.
Wow, you got a 50-50 on cuddle. Wow, so impressive, bro. Yesterday's cuddle. Wait, cuddle! New cuddle!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh my fucking god. I mean this one was pretty easy to be fair but still.
Holy shit!
Yes, yes!
YES!
I'm so fucking happy.
This calls for a CS case
Yo super what's up brother
You've been watching the OS CS
The OS CS
Yes, bro, like the streamers
Yeah, the streamers what about them?
No, no like the tournament's fun to watch I can't lie. Oh
That's cool. I
Was watching the next time I was watching the state of play me personally
I don't know what that is
Oh, fake gamer, huh?
So I patch up the...
Is that like the Destiny 3 thing that's supposed to happen?
Yeah, yeah, Destiny 3 got announced.
Oh, shit.
The trade still.
Was anything released?
No, nothing was released today, but they made announcements,
and Destiny 3...
They announced Destiny 3.
Playing Destiny since...
The first week Destiny came out,
I've been playing it off and on as my side game.
Wait, really?
I grew up with that game, yeah.
You started for Destiny 3?
I was 10 when I first started playing that game.
I'm 22 now
You sign up for destiny 3 then yeah, I did actually I signed the petition
What is the petition on everything though, you know anyone just get a remastered of destiny one on PC like wow classic the destiny classic
That's tough
Alright, let's get active, shall we?
Blanka wins!
Oh, I'm so proud of you, says Winston.
Oh, I'm their hazard, okay, I can't play Winston.
I can go back in three.
Alright chill.
You wanna break that?
I'm not going on the next side, ready?
I can go, I can go.
Actually, Hasbro can get on main.
He's low.
Counting back in three, two.
He's low come back in three two
There just go play go play
Bro I can't believe what a big is actually in bread by the way
Like is that kind of crazy?
He's in Bradbro.
His grandparents are cousins.
Isn't that kind of crazy?
Is that really kind of crazy?
Ouch.
Ow.
You can't tell by his super low placed eye socket?
Bro, I don't really like staring to his eyes like that.
I thought I just got raided for a second.
Because I wait for love and I heard the greetings.
I just got raided by somebody.
I can't attack him, maybe.
I just laid it.
Oh, watch me, I'm on it.
I was a primal 98 mega just spawned
I
Don't apologize for spending a question like a year or two ago. I don't know how I think it banned that was great
It's okay, bro apology accepted. I don't know what you did, but it's fine. I don't remember
apology accepted
go go bray
he's got one to be so bad nepo like
he's a fan bruh
Is Overwatch good again?
Some say it's never been bad actually.
I found no rag on my laser gun.
Okay, let's nerf Hazard.
I've been saying this for years.
How many of you have f*****g runed on Zarya for the last one?
No Ana?
What is the counter to Hazard?
Hazard. Zarya is pretty good with him, but...
Haven't figured it out yet.
I mean, what if this smells like a great sleep, actually?
I
Have a little energy
Bring one
Oh, get this fucking lot of my stuff.
Hello?
It doesn't matter if you miss places, you're playing hazard.
No. I don't know actually. Ask your mother if she can know.
I grab soon.
I'm gonna go back soon.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
No, take the key.
And they lost that one.
But we didn't kill the guy.
Help her, she's like in and only in.
Wow, we didn't kill the hazard.
I'm gonna go this.
I hope I saw it she's like in and only
Wow leaving killer hazard
Oh has is so fucking fake
I'm the answer.
That's actually really good.
I'll be even if I'm not gonna kill him.
I should be just here. Go go go go go!
Everyone go, like, don't go.
Aw, percentage.
That's long. Don't turn.
Spawn came in this, spawn came in this, spawn came in this.
Everyone stay far, everyone stay far, we need to go up.
I'll bubble you over.
Come on, come on, we're down, we're down.
Give me a point, give me a point.
I'm giving this house nasty back straws.
I don't know, can't bubble.
Yeah, yeah.
Two hundred three.
What?
Wait, nah.
I'm the one who knocks.
What's up?
I said you're Walter White, huh?
Yep.
You watch Better Call Saul?
I actually haven't.
Oooooh.
That's an out, bro.
I haven't even finished Breaking Bad either.
What?
Wait, where'd you stop?
Uh, I've seen like two-thirds of the show through like random discord screen shares.
Oh, hell nah, bro.
I guess you accept of it, I actually never...
You're gonna finish it through fucking YouTube shorts or what?
Uh, probably never.
I mean, I have to be honest with you.
Yeah, fucking God, bro.
You look so much better.
about the Legos guy bro I've been hearing about this I know like very little I
have to like town you have to watch it you have to watch it there's two episodes
there's two episodes you have to watch it yes no like it's actually like it's
peak
all right it actually might be the most interesting thing I've watched the
entire 2026 my not bidding I don't really know the whole story I think it
like part of it has to do with like fraud and like there was a clip I saw
I was watching live stream a little bit like a fucking cold, but I have no idea
Yeah, I'm on the ground scary
Like yourself
I
Let me one I just get out
Like what is this fucking character, bro
I'm gonna go what grab in here
I guess quartz
That's what has one has one has one
Why do all of hazard abilities have bonus effects? I don't know
I don't know what they were thinking with this fucking character. I really don't know what to tell you, bro
I
Everyone
Why school hazard I'm calling day or what
I'm just going to try to get him to the top of the map.
Man.
Nah, I'm just applying to Jared.
I might just swap out.
I'm going to get him, I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him, I'm going to get him.
Come on.
Not your hand, your hand, your hand.
Wait my dominant is good though free falling what are you talking about bro?
And my fucking hazard and my ram and by it wait everything my mom
Hold on the perfect layer
I'm putting them off the job.
I have Grav.
I'm staging for it.
They went Mei?
Oh.
They went Mei Zarya.
Okay.
I'll pop even if you want.
Wait, no, no, no.
I'm not going to.
You say that every time you even snip a harder matchup, you immediately swap to the baby
tank AK Zarya. Oh I love playing Zario. What do you want from me?
You're both right here. Yeah!
I'm out.
There's everyone. I don't know where I got back there.
We can kill all of these bubbles with it.
I'm too fast!
I'm looking for Blossom bombs.
I can build a unit, whatever.
Oh, I know this.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Noooo.
Wait, worth those?
Wait, who for what?
You can just play like, you can just play like.
Okay, nice.
Ah, I'm in there.
I'm in there
Better call so greater than breaking that be maybe
I'm not bubble you so
You think you are, bro?
You are not Gabriel Reyes.
Why I've grabbed?
Are we here?
Are we here?
No.
They're all like nice.
Just shut up.
All of you.
She's all right.
She's all right.
Nice just chill out all on you. She's actually dead. They have this. Oh they have an honor actually.
Let me chase, let me chase.
Woo!
Oh, wrap it up!
Chase, chase, chase, kill them all.
I'm going to all of them dead.
Okay, back up back.
Why does he have early hashtag ad now?
It was actually hashtag Sony state of play that I was watching.
There's all of them, it's all gone.
It's all going down.
Nice, man. How was that graph?
Come on, I'll grab some strength for you.
Yup, there it is.
Um, I'm not too sure, but I don't know if I can make it, but now you have to go.
Maybe
No way chat thinks Zarya is more ethical than hazard they don't they just they just see me play Zarya a lot and dominate
So they want to like make fun of me
We will see you see my cut is crazy persona lost by soundtrack huh?
persona 5
So yeah, it was to near-automata, but I mean near does happen song I just feel like
They're doing as alright to the game, they're doing as alright to the game, I don't like
it.
They're using cleanse.
Sorry, there's no bubbles.
Hit him, bro.
I'm barred.
You're not to be...
I'm going to order one HP on you.
Yep.
I'm going to live.
There's another. There's another.
There's another.
There's another.
There's another.
I'm using a crazy amount of power for the lion.
Not your hand. Your actually hand.
him. Can I confess something to you bro? What's up? I lied about them announcing Destiny
3. I don't know why I did that earlier. I'm sorry there is no Destiny 3. Did I miss something?
What's that bro? I had to raise your mic volume because I didn't know what you said earlier.
Oh, it's like low key. It's okay
Well, no, you know, I appreciate the honesty though
I do know there was a guy like
Porting like the PlayStation 3 version of destiny one to like PC somehow like three years ago
And I have no idea if there's any updates on that
except I don't think anyone could stream it though because I don't think it's a private
server kind of thing I don't know if that's a lot yeah yeah I'm not too sure how the law
works with that but like that would be cool in theory
Like a third party thing the black trucks came for him
Oh
Wait, they want to fucking draw this game badly, bro, they can just take it like
not bad we're about to
them on huge here just chill for a sec chill for a sec
okay go now go now
I hear a little am I crazy? well what a man what a man behind you
Head of a load now.
Wait what do we do now?
What do we do?
Wow they really went fucking SIMRAM.
Disgusting.
I gotta go watch the lego video wait how does our fucking Kirya 29k healing
He's different you take a lot of damage
I need a pee but I don't want to miss this song so I'll just restart it when I come back.
Restarting!
So who's decided for Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 on Friday?
Yo, title makes that 2-1, Lissa virus makes the premise of...
This...
Yeah, this is it.
I tried on the video who's...
I still...
I tried on the video.
I tried on the thief who stole $200,000 of Lego.
I don't know what's happening to this at some point.
That's what you have chats telling me, you fell off.
This was legit how I reacted when my boss told me to get off my phone and work.
What is this?
I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't do it!
Dubsats just grew up! Why do you even want me?
It's about time it gets real.
Something's small.
I
Why are you laughing because this guy this guy's like this. I guess it's a comedian. I've seen before
I can't do this. I can't I can't I can't do it
I can't raise a kid. I can't look after them
How does he get like a film of saliva in his mouth where like it's literally like a bubble
is being formed from like the top of his the roof of his mouth to the bottom.
How does he do this?
I've got no legs.
Like see like you can literally see it bro.
It's like someone's like a bubble is being formed.
You can book him on Cameo 4 and I'm not joking with you.
You can book him on Cameo 4 and I'm not joking when I say this, $67.
That's awesome.
Okay, bro, this isn't pretty much.
My day, blis.
Jack.
Turn off the light.
A small plane, flying in the sky.
It crashed into a mountain.
A finale or a battle.
A day, I don't know. There's something hell here.
It's been watching me, and I can't believe it.
This video is so fucking sad.
You keep surviving, bro.
The fuck is that?
Smart.
I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
Please, I'm gonna be done.
The hell? Was he touching him essentially like that?
C'mon, get up!
Da-da-da-da-da!
Da-da-da-da-da-da!
Anyone know if he's okay now?
Zarya!
Wins Tekken?
I think it's a forever stuff like Dorado.
What's Vanhazard?
I like that.
I'm gonna play God of Woke.
You're gonna play God of Woke?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's pretty cool.
Nice.
I haven't even gone into, I haven't even looked at Twitter, are people going crazy about it?
I end it like, oh my god, I don't want to play as a woman when I can play as Kratos, the cool, masculine God of War.
You gotta see the tectone tweet.
New sentence uttered, everybody.
Brand new sentence.
You know why dream is that you want detoxics the prime Darth being the vegetable
I
Want a hot woman with a sword as the main character
I can't play as the slime cube, I don't want it
Oh fucking slime cubes, bro. I remember the first what what slow level can you for slime cubes like 53 or something, right?
I remember the first time I could kill a slime cube. I thought I was so tough
Somebody tell me now what slow level do you need to kill slime cubes in RuneScape?
Yeah, I can already tell that we can't shoot her.
It's 15.
Like, I actually can't shoot her.
Did you want to say 53?
Oh, that was so close.
They just like shoot me.
If you want to go Genji, I can dive in deep here.
You should just go character in that move so that we don't give their whole thing time to value.
Yep. I'm on the Genji guy.
I'm trying to take some crazy angles here.
Do you want to jump shot?
Need to have one on a tree.
Holy fuck, it's nasty.
What they're doing to us right now?
I'm so scared.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You keep going.
Oh, okay, no, no, no.
I'm one, I'm one.
You're going to kill one right here.
I'm scared.
Okay, okay, no, no.
I guess I'll just push with heart.
I don't have a double jump, I don't have a double jump go.
Uh, you should have play.
I'm a flyer, into that.
That's good.
Yo, my Genji bro, what do you want?
They've drafted the perfect teamfile for this map.
Yeah. Come on, dude.
He's in trouble with the ones who are past his root.
Oh, yeah.
He can kill D.Va, still.
Nice.
Huge.
Bring it on.
Nice!
That 007 game was mediocre. Yeah, it really was and what did you think about it, bro?
As a big fan fan
thought
You want to keep my feet I
Did finish it last night I
Did finish it it was that take a 13 hour game I think roughly
I'm late.
Okay can you fuck off?
Yeah.
I'm molded.
I'm not giving you back shots.
I'm not having any.
I'm not having any.
I'm not having any.
Bruh.
No one on guard.
I need help with Jacer please.
I need help with Jacer please.
Come on.
I got D.Va I kill that tracer by the way.
I mean they wasted D.Va bomb so like I think it's a good blade.
of diva's extra life
$60 for 13 hours is insane but I doubt I should take your word for it you
rarely do side content okay first of all it's $70 not $60 second of all bro it's
a linear story-based game what are you fucking talking about bro side content
I mean, I think there are like special missions you can do that are like, I don't know exactly what they are, but like if you're doing the story
The linear fucking stage-based story game? Yeah, bro
Calvin, where is my pookie bear Calvin?
I just sent him a message actually, he's like yeah what up bro, how you doing?
I hear a blade, just kidding, hello.
You don't know you little pup?
Like I get the joke but I hate the break of tube bro, we literally slept in the same bed
together at like eight years ago.
during pride is crazy apologize now for queer baiting I'm not baiting anything
brother me and Calvin slept in the same bed at an Airbnb at blizzcon 2018 because
he invited me to stay at his place but he didn't realize that they didn't have
enough space because every other room was occupied so he said oh we can just
sleep in the same bed so guess what we did bro we slept in the same bed together now
apologize to me or I'm gonna fucking permanently ban your ass for doubting me
Try to recall.
It's alright, kind of uh...
Kind of got a little bit...
It's just okay.
I'm taking back the water.
Wow. Wow.
I just got a little bit mad that he was doubting me or saying I was baiting or making something
up.
Kind of makes me a little bit upset.
I'm a little bit angry.
I'm going to go on a defensive side of Lucio and we're on the game.
No okay, duck butters.
And Brig Brog and Paw Patrol.
Okay.
So, what is it?
Help!
Heeeey!
If you're 20-wise, how are you doing?
How?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
What are you?
Smart.
Mom said it's my turn on the Wii, thanks to the Prime Sub, bro.
Is he going to respond to you? Yes.
Yes he is.
Why are you like, that was weird.
Did you see that?
Ouch! The soldiers have wallhatches, that's shit!
Come on, block.
Don't let people...
I'm not even sure it's on my shirt, that's all.
Oh.
Honestly, I'm...
I don't know, I'm like a lie out there, so I'm chatting with my team.
Ah, give up, give up!
Where she's gonna res? I'm gonna res, please.
Bop out!
Give up!
Looking cool, Joker!
fucking cool joker
and die
yes sir
diva diva diva diva time
I want to do the guys ever actually, weird bug or what?
Ouch.
Did he kill his tracer here?
I don't know, I could have dashed away.
I could have dashed away.
Fuck.
fuck
I wanted to make sure we killed her
we do have little blades in
um
we're not pushing point
we're gonna sell it in this
no I'm not found
no no no no no
Oh, that's so bad, bro. Oh, you know what? I mean, that is my fault, but I wanted to
go because like my honor was getting pressured. So I was like, maybe I can make something
happen, but I should have just let her die without forcing it. Because I didn't even
I don't know where anybody was and they were just like not anywhere when I left.
Yeah man, D.Va's balanced!
I'm trying to go on this D.Va for you.
I don't know, I don't know.
I like so cancer
I'm going there on a really good way to play the game at all
Okay, I'm going on a piece
Hold your while
You need to heal point
Bro, it's too hard, this is too hard, this is too hard
It's actually impossible the soldier is just doing too much damage
32 and 4 with 20k damage on soldier. I'm actually so fucking scared
I'm gonna recall and that's when they're recalling the game.
If we trip Nettleblade again, it's actually probably not this one that's fine because...
He's actually tilted, he won the fight because of it too.
I
Couldn't just go for the mega, but I thought I was gonna chase my tracer
I don't know brothers games hard just blame me. I guess
Most of my thing
I
Walk in
That was hard that was hard
Can't lie
But we're just two fat fucking chuds on DPS, I guess.
We?
Heh.
Keep yourself, brother.
And you got charged off the map like twice a turn, Darren.
I'm going to clean through.
I'm having my fault.
Fine, my team's broke.
Fine, my team's broke.
I actually think about it like you're always like the issue.
Okay, but like I want you to think about something real quick.
Are you gonna leave? Just gonna leave?
Sidenix at nine months. Rumors next to five on prime. Appreciate it bro. Is this real?
Jack Quaid on set, filming as Frank for God of War Laofay.
Why the fuck is he in a cube?
I'm sorry.
Select your year I'd seen you before.
Smart.
Happy Pride Month Super you should release the On-Livans now.
Select heroes to ban.
Nothing in your eye reminded me of somebody I used to know.
Where no sin ban?
What?
Traveling is all I can learn.
Smart. Meow.
Ask somebody, do you have a GF yet? What do you think bro? Take a guess.
All I swore I was here before.
We will crush them!
Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
With a few optimizations, that weapon of yours could probably be much later.
But then, it will not be so good for smashing faces.
All right, I'm gonna win this game and if I don't I'm banning someone in chat
He will not be happy.
With me on Zarya, if it is.
I'm gonna hit that fucking direct hit for you, it's kind of clean.
Another one, I imagine.
I'll eat
Okay, I'm trolling, report me.
Why am I getting resni- oh wait.
I don't know.
Any way, I'm still in the seat of the king.
God, I'm still in the seat of the king.
Die!
Me too.
Right at that.
I'm going for the goldenest beast.
There's my friend.
I was out by a super.
No you shot?
Yeah, it's Cardi B, bro.
Holy code, what was that?
What's up?
No, it's just like, it's Pride Month, so I guess it's...
Oh, you were supposed to have that in 2 December on the back?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was just, I was, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, say it again.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're canceled, you're canceled.
Oh!
No, it's like if you like, alright.
That was a good red actually. I was actually downing it for a second, but...
Someone die, honestly. I was like really, like, curious why I went for it.
You worked out.
I have to just, like, walk in, like this.
I wasn't grabbed.
I'm gonna die.
I
Is bad should I call it back?
Well, do you come by I'm just the best immerse yeah, I love Artemis
Okay, it was actually the greatest wall of all time I take it I take it all back
Oh, but when I say something about a rez
The rest was fire. The rest was fire. I promise
I was gonna say, it was pride month super. It's kind of like
No, bro, I didn't even, I literally didn't even hear
Don't worry, you see this, right?
You made fun of my wall dude, just saying
What's natural, you're gonna say that I'm on the wall
You're gonna say that I'm on the wall, you're gonna say that I'm on the wall
I guess you were down, so they grabbed me, they were on the box
Let me get solo grabbed, I'll save my bubbles for it
You guys can actually carry me, I'll double bubble and then you can Susan me and then I'll live, okay?
Roger?
I just have to...
I almost knocked him out.
Double view?
Am I getting front of you to body block for you?
I mean, poor PxR here gameplay for me, no?
But when it comes to my rise...
No, your rise was fantastic! Your rise was fucking beautiful.
Oh my gosh, I got put on Jambon's Twitter.
He like posted about me.
You got put on what?
First time.
First time.
Jambon.
No, first time on Jambon.
Did you see that?
You know how you get mad?
You just call him 5-5.
Oh my gosh.
And then I found out he's actually like 5-5, so it really hurts.
Oh my god.
No, because I posted about how I solo queued to C4 playing for my fucking Xbox.
And then he was like saying some shit about I don't even know what he was saying.
It was some random shit.
He's French Canadian.
It doesn't matter.
No, guys.
Guys, I have a question.
It's crazy.
Is it ethical to make fun of French Indians?
You got to pick one.
Why does everyone do that?
Well,
Super, do you remember slapping?
Do you know slapping hoes?
Slapping hoes?
Lapping hoes.
Um, not that I can think of.
okay no okay it's like a console thing because there's like a person yeah it's
a person if you like there's like a picture of like you and him you like
met you or whatever and people like he's very like showing that I don't even
know just like I don't even know just I roll hmm I don't know this was like
before I became like you know not console but it was just really fun
I thought I'd ask you if that happened.
Maybe if I saw the picture I would.
Vamara! Oh my fucking god!
I'm so fucking scared.
Aquatic Ambience Risk of Rain Version? Is that what the Zautomuslims do here, bro?
I learned no energy.
Oh, I wasted my life energy, this is bad.
Since we with guitars trash a pick up the guy that made the song I didn't make it up
Now that's a nice in wall
Yeah
I love that word.
It's really pride month of you.
Thank you.
I can play pride month of all.
If I add you, I'll get an ATB.
What'd you say?
If I add you, I'll get an ego.
Um...
Alright guys, we'll play half, but this is...
Oh my god, help me!
You're fine!
No one! No way!
Oh, bluebees, you know. You have to go in.
You never run a camp.
Oh, shit, I'm gonna die.
Eekoo!
Ah! There's a moira!
Come on!
Another one. Oh my god.
Why the fuck is a moira on the back part?
That was my first time.
Holy fuck, I've dead perfect Zarya.
I'm so fucking tired of this.
I know the grab problem. 75.
I'm gonna go see them.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Zarya has no bird.
Okay, I'm gonna grab him. You guys ready?
I'm gonna go to the need to.
I can raise that
Dude, I'm fucking
Okay, is aria unethical guys
No, it's just
Yeah, I need her
Of course, I'm out of guys might would you believe my bean at friends list is full? I
Would wait how mine was mine was for a little bit. I actually cleaned up like from like
I have a lot of collateral on me there.
Yeah.
I actually don't even know if it is full anymore.
It was though.
6-7, I heard it.
Oh, I have 6-7-7-7-7!
Oh, did you see that?
Oh, man. Oh my gosh, you see what I've got to do.
You were like 25 years old.
I'm 26 actually, but...
Jesus.
Yeah, how old are you, bro?
Yeah, I'm a little...
Oh, my...
Oh, look at that VP.
I'm playing that song again and you can't stop me look at leaderboard and check your
tank rank it's still dumb though like I can do that but I'll show you why I say
it's dumb because even if you sort by rank it doesn't sort by your percentage
It's still sourced by by challenger score. So like how do I check leaderboard again?
So if I go to
Tank and then we sort by rank
You see how it's just it just sorts it by challenger score like 102 63 60 50 60 350 42
It still doesn't sort it by your actual rank, which is dumb
Okay, you need it. You need it. You need it, bro. Do not roll up my chat like that. What
the fuck was that, brother? That was embarrassing.
Okay, that's just not true, by the way. Kate Hollis thinks they're 89 months, though.
All right, if I get a legendary here, I ban somebody.
No one told you to sing you're right my fault
What is this
Fuck my stupid, chungus life, Dive in one.
In between champ players.
Tough.
to say.
I'm thinking of what could have been.
At some point you have, there's a baddie from Philly on the new season of Love Island.
You should tap in and get casted on that show.
Guys, I don't think I'm tapping into Love Island.
new lore drop not enough anti-depressants in the world for after you go on love island
I'm gonna be depressed after all of this. I think I'll be good, bro
Oh!
Did you see AJ Brown say by the way that he said, I know this isn't heaven but it's
close to it when talking about being on the patriots?
Oh my fucking god, bruh.
are you sad king whatever bro he obviously didn't want to be in Philly anymore
my bad shitting, over your place of my face, while I'm not there in the lies.
Were there any questions you couldn't answer here?
The video isn't available anymore.
I don't know what you did bro.
Whatever you link me does not work.
See the Eagles asked about Garrett, but they didn't want to part with Carter. I did see that
Also, I apparently I saw that the Rams were looking to get AJ Brown first
And then that like fell through so they got Miles Garrett like okay, whatever the fuck that means
Yo Dorothy, thanks for fucking the subs bro
Hello my glorious fanboy super lion's winning it all while we talk to an XZ legend.
I think the Rams are probably the favorite actually let me go look let me go look on
a on a betting app and see who's the favorite right now probably the Rams right?
What if Aaron Donald comes back? Oh my fucking god, I'm so scared. Where is the NFL? Let's
see here. Wow, Rams are by far and away the favorite. Holy shit. Rams are at plus 550
And then the next closest is the bills at plus a thousand.
That's crazy.
I don't know, wait, Seahawks are only third?
Who's the lowest?
Some four teams are the Dolphins, Jets, Cardinals, and Browns.
Yo, Edward, thanks for the 75 months, bro.
How do the Rams have all the money for these players?
Bro, the Rams are owned by the Kroenke family, right?
And those motherfuckers have a lot of fucking money.
One, two, three, four, five.
And thanks, darling, thanks for the five more, five more gifts it says, bro.
Croenke, Croenke, how do you say their name?
Croenke?
Croenke.
Croenke.
Cron, Cronke?
Cron-K?
Cron-K?
Cron-K?
Cronky? Cronké?
Cronk-E.
Cronky.
Sounds like a fucking...
Bunky Kong character.
Cronky Kong?
Cronky.
How about some Nickelback? Anybody?
That's what I had on a gun.
And then this is how you remind me.
You remind me you're more real.
I like you to say sorry.
Choose heroes, Japan.
And there's the mom.
And I've been wrong.
When's the last time you played Pariso, bro?
Legitimately?
Probably?
I want to say a year ago, I'm not kidding.
Probably over a year ago.
Welcome to Atlas.
Which is crazy.
Hmm.
Oh yeah, this map never gets played.
I wanted to go look at the win rates for this fucking map real quick, just to see what's going on here.
Junkrat's winning with a 78% win rate.
May's got 72.
Ryan's at a mean 12.
Yeah, no one's playing this fucking map.
Bro, I actually like this song.
Why people swap I'm pushing up here fuck it
I
Where'd you go I got fucking of this red
Oh, my energy is so ass.
Who's your hate to see?
Zarya struggling.
Who's your hate to see?
Honest Zarya working hard.
Someone there low.
So when do we get to nerf Sam, by the way?
Cast one. Oh jeez.
Little boy.
Do one, do one. Got him.
Oh my god, I just smacked my keyboard. Anybody do that shit?
Scratch my elbow.
I
Was a grab need him at least you people
You don't want this nice mold you cast
You could beat out trance with like bubble blade or something maybe.
like they're actually everywhere and nowhere at the same time and we see nine
Okay. Too hard to win.
Bum bum.
What in tails?
US Army Basic Training. What goes on?
Very curious.
I don't know
Yep
That's not optimal
Why are you here though?
Oh my god
Geez I swim plus ultra
Oh yeah? I think I've seen Billy Harrington talk about that actually. I-I've grabbed,
but the FTP is so hard to even fucking grab. Am I just solo-grabbed him if he jumps in honestly?
Okay, my Genji is a little bit too silly right now, he dashed into the wall?
What do you do about that?
I'm gonna grab the steam hero point I think.
I'm going for the steam hero point.
Those not dying.
They trance, they fucking sim wall, they high noon, they fucking are beating my ass!
I mean that was sim wall, high noon, trance.
What can I say?
I think it's the biggest dip between GM and champ players. I don't think there's like one specific thing
Someone's gonna ask me that and I'm like I don't there's no real answer to that question
It's not like there's fucking ads where it's like there's one tip that fucking champ players don't want you to know
I think it's just everything bro, it's literally everything
Game sense situational awareness aim all of its better
from happening today sorry man it's not going to happen
Oh my god, can we hit the nerf team first?
Let's talk about it, everybody.
Oh, how do we load?
I don't think I'm gonna be floating anyway, but...
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be.
I'm walking in.
Okay, actually put me in charge of the balance like this game. I'll fix it
No you wouldn't actually make this game perfect, that's a promise.
We touch it.
I'm gonna stop.
I'm gonna stop.
That's all we got to do first, are we just like, caught?
Come on.
Ahhhh.
Someone, someone, do one, do one! Why is nothing in TP?
Is he stupid?
Hold my backline there so I don't die.
Oh, nice ult. Oh well. Journal one, journal one. Future blue.
One of them. Okay.
You would be Yoshi deadlock of Overwatch? Bro, for as much shit as we were given Yoshi
for the earn change, I don't think it's perfect by any means. I would love to see Overwatch
Do some more crazy balance changes for kind of time
I think that'd be kind of cool
I kind of feel like the doom is running at me with charge punch every fight. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, little tough. I think Genji is kind of hard to play there too, honestly, against our comp.
Right, that's a very important thing I just did. Notice how I didn't say my Genji is inting?
I said Genji's hard to play. So I'm not blaming the Genji for his performance
What I'm doing is saying it's hard like you kids hard to make it work
That's how you keep the mental high
Like Genji that comp is just so gross
Oh, look at these fucking simpers.
Do-do-do-do.
Where is this fast?
Okay, I'm scared.
Okay, I'm scared.
What holy fuck would they get out?
Okay, what a bull.
14 deaths, that's a lot.
I mean, you know what though, I respect the fucking the grit
to be able to keep playing them in the best shit.
That is some true grit, so I just buy a reference.
That is some true fucking grit.
I'm powered.
How many punches am I going to get fucking hit by?
Oh, they pixel down!
Nice.
It's still alive, bro.
I'm gonna be left.
Okay, now he has no block, I'm gonna bring his ass.
There we go.
Okay, that one wasn't even me.
Can you catch a point? No cooldowns, though.
We got it. Oh my god final point
Relax I'll handle it. I am the angry pumpkin
Yep, I feel like this point is like the last
I'm dragging this looking Genji to a win.
I guess this is what I'm looking for, I don't know what it's called.
Well, this team is getting a lot of care too, which is kind of insane.
I
Try to build my genji my fucking Mizuki got in the way we all saw that right
Okay
Let's shove it in there
That is top bro
NGL TVH IMO
Actually the fucking boost I guess
Oh, Genji.
He's dead all the time.
Someone.
I don't see anyone.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
What'd he do?
Wait, I grabbed my slide.
Wait, there's actually someone of them.
We just need to make sure they can't get top left.
She's kinda tripped last time.
I'm left the graph here. Get ready. Get ready.
Like 40.
Huge hole.
Let's go!
Nice!
Oh my god bro, this Genji was hard to work with.
But we got it done.
Okay, now that the Genji left, can I say that he was making out a little louder?
Can I say that bro?
Like a non-toxic way, it was just kind of hard, you know what I mean?
No.
I think he only plays Genji.
Yeah, I see that.
Really hard to know.
It's just so hard to play Genji into that comp, bro.
Sim and back- Sim, Doom, Juno, Ellari?
Like, what does Genji do?
Win, apparently?
OK, bro.
Would you say Genji was the deciding factor in this game?
I
Yo big boss, thanks. That's just a prime big guy
Way time go to dogger
Big guy, big guy, big big guy, big guy, not feel the song right now.
Seventeen deaths taking aggro so you could dominate.
You know what?
I can actually buy that.
He was making space for me.
Yo, when are they gonna announce the new fucking hero, bro?
We've got 13 days left in the season.
Xbox Showcase?
Yeah, you're probably right, actually, on Friday.
Oh, is that Friday?
Or is that Saturday?
Or Sunday?
When is the Xbox Showcase?
Sunday.
Friday is Summer Games Fest, right?
I hope the next hero is a little more exciting than Sierra.
I just, I don't know, bro. Sierra is such a boring character to me.
I like her. I mean, that's good. If you like her, I just need personally.
She's falling in like flat.
You don't look like a DPS that was on Ron and she fucking sucks.
I mean I like Emre.
We all like M.R.A.?
What's your ideal hero?
Queen like bro can AJ Brown stop the fucking glaze
AJ Brown said he's still in all over being traded I caught myself at one
point in practice not paying attention because I was just thinking dang I'm a
Patriot this motherfucker bro whatever man
Wait, what is this?
I have a real question.
Where did we get this rug right here?
Where did this come from?
It came from Amazon.
But definitely a few years ago.
It has been here for a while.
While you were an eagle, you had this rug in your house?
Absolutely.
You've got to tell me why.
You know, some things just never change.
This is my team, this is my team since I was a kid, so it didn't matter, I mean I was doing what I was supposed to be doing as a even for you.
This is it.
You know what I was a big fan of?
The fucking pictures that he posted on his Instagram after he got traded of him wearing a Patriots jersey as a kid,
and those pictures were literally AI generated.
What are we doing bro? What are we fucking doing?
Really? Yes, bro. They were AI generated.
Not even an Eagles fan, but he moving weird, Lamal.
fuck up says fast money that's yo big bro my bad he spelled gangster wrong my
bad gangada
me don't go got uh PP time
Oh god!
Okay, let's try this.
I'm looking.
I have my speakers on?
Oh, AJ Brown.
How am I looking right now?
ZAM!
I'm looking good, bro.
I got a shave, but...
And now Makai Lemon has a hand-string injury?
So say...
Say you're fucking trolling, bro.
There's no way he has a fucking hamstring injury.
Smart.
Hey, man.
Yo, what's up, bummy?
Bones all mixed up, too.
What is this, bro?
First love!
F-F-F-F-F-FOR THE FIRST TIME!
I'm not without you!
F-F-F-F-F-F-FOR!
I am the real version of you
What you think I'm?
Okay, what are you f**king linking me brother?
Young men aren't having sex!
Correct!
I can't feel love!
You got that on standby, bro?
I need to watch that real quick.
Boom, boom, boom.
Can you Q?
Thinkin' about it.
Do you know?
Loture got represent himself in court in one?
Yes.
Yes, but I don't know the whole story.
Apparently his, like, ex or his, uh, his, um, child's mother or whatever was like posting
and like sharing personal stuff about him to his, like, eight watchers and shit.
I don't know.
Loatier god Mishima brags about status like one child support payment won't send him back to the Mishima dojo
Too white to say baby mama. No, bro. I was not you guys are so fucking stupid
To commemorate pride month
What is this?
The true gay agenda
I forgot. I-I knew it's his video before! I just forget. I forgot with the punch lock.
Um, I think it is, I think it is time for some lock, actually.
It might just be time for some lock.
Did he finish James? I did finish LeBron James. I mean, James Bond.
Lego video? I do want to watch that? I don't know when though, because I need to be tapped in, brother.
Wait, Twist, is this the video?
Is that it?
Young men aren't having sex.
Correct!
He hasn't even played Tekken in a minute.
He has zero hours on Tekken in the past two weeks.
And you have, no.
But like...
Actually, how many hours does Vol have on Tekken?
Can I expose him real quick?
Where's he at?
Can you play some Infernoose?
Nah, wait, nevermind. Freck, he has private profile. This motherfucker.
This motherfucker.
How many do you have? Not that much.
446.
Infernoose? Maybe. I do have Infernoose food.
I'm due for a win streak as long as I don't get Celeste or Shiv.
I'm due.
Here I come.
Here I come.
How many deadlock hours do you have less than Marvel Rivals if you can believe that?
really bro I legitimately there's no way I played that much novel rivals when it
came out there's literally no way bro
you did
It wasn't even a practice-range game for a while, very true.
Oh
Hey super I made this tier list of the heroes is play the most do you mind telling me how honest of a player
I am one trough 10 and guessing my rank. I mostly play tank and GPS
Brother what the hell are you linking me man?
Can I guess your rank? I don't fucking know.
You are platinum because the majority of players are plat.
I think that's a safe bet.
I don't think so, actually I don't really know.
To be honest with you, maybe I should know this.
It's kind of embarrassing, I don't.
Maybe it's my job.
But thanks to the 3-man Prime embers.
Wait like a night to remember
Please don't be Celeste
Calico I like Calico and we lost they're gonna have seven and McGinnis check this out, bro. Oh
oh my god wait please don't be seven anything oh my god we have like no AOE
where we fucking lost
and the Ava will only be strengthened once you complete the hatches.
Your fault for queuing Calico?
I'm not like Calico though. Calico's fun.
If you get rolling like Calico early, I think she's pretty fun.
Who's front-lining on their team? Lash, I guess?
I guess Lash.
Oh my god, that's a bunch of relic in progress.
I know her shoulder gets sore holding her arm out like that, I mean to be fair it's
a fake arm.
But yeah maybe.
Whoa bro, what kind of fucking secret are you giving Lash?
Real shoulder though?
I mean...
your ass out, Nina.
Yooo! Molencruel, don't die!
Where's my freaking, oh, something's in the can.
I'm not thinking about that, huh?
Second, second, second, it's grapple second instead of slam.
The hell, what a little sicko.
The door man!
Okay guys, we're actually gonna stop playing that lock after this game.
Also, I played Overwatch first.
For what it's worth.
Wait, she's one.
What was it, MegaTouch?
LOL.
You got him.
Nice.
Good job.
You want some of the heal?
Yeah, you might have to help me.
Yeah, I'm trying to kill for you, but
So we have an auto parry was that shit auto parry cheater what the fuck was that?
So good all good
I'm gonna collect some boxes
I'll try to let you get Solio.
Um, okay.
Waste half of it by taking damage from the fucking minions like a boss.
I
Start running
It says lash
Well Valorant should I start playing Valor again?
Like this is maybe
I
Don't want to get loved it
I
You bitch
Nice
But why are the patrons always bitch about yellow walker shit is not under attack, bro
Was it worth going live early, um, I mean I was chill
From you super holy shit a silent voice more like a silent fart
over I today this anime here I hope you hear this
the hell does anime care about a solid voice also where did this come from bro
worth that's a stack
Thanks Jesus
What are these things?
Yeah, I'm fine
He has more time than me
I think this is missing
He's gonna get killed, he's huge.
No, you don't have to.
She's bagging me with the fuck?
What fuck?
Oh, gosh, he's dead.
Bro, I love the death screams in this game.
Yeah, but I don't know what they're gonna say where is anime is that like what what is he talking about, bro?
Insane person definitely
Why does he think you like a silent voice? I'm so confused
Okay, thank you
I might push this wave and go on a little bit of an adventure.
I'm coming blue let's push granite you're late bro too late
Okay, you're dead
Well, I'm coming back green
I
Take out Lush
That isn't here
Oh
She's in
Why should I you got it nice after that so bad
It's huge I can come back
Back her no, I'm not be doing that
Let's see if they're prepared for this.
Can you go in Dorgon?
he's out
that tether was crazy on the low
That was crazy.
You know him, you know him, you know him.
Actually huge.
Now I go back green.
I'm coming back green.
I have something next for him.
Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Can you go?
wait can you go no no no
get him
nice
huge
I
Am I a talato demon
No damage at all there.
Maybe lots of things.
You think you are
She had talent she's just not me
I see a lash.
Nice try.
Re-tower!
Um, my, my moe, I don't think he's grabbed somebody, but he's busy punching a freaking
Yeah, it's all on time.
I'm going to 7.
There we go.
I gotta go.
I'm going to break slowly next.
I
Heard go in visit I try to back off
I have to get to seven I can't let him fucking farm anymore. We have to kill him
I don't like being alone.
Can I try to remember what a good fucking song?
Holy shit.
They're stealing them green.
They're taking their phone.
Where are we?
Where the hell babe?
Oh.
They're taking our farm.
Where were we?
What the hell's there you go?
You want me fucking alive for no reason?
You want me?
I'm ticklish.
Put it on me, put it on me.
I would like to do some doubles.
I should really be fucking farming or ganking though.
I'm okay, so I want that.
Um, our urn's gotta be done at some point, but why is my calico afk farming?
I need it.
I literally need it by the way.
There's four on yellow.
They might run our urn.
I do that I'm not gonna have enough for EE as well, but fuck it
Well, let me get this huge any boxes here. Yes. Oh huge
I
You
No, I should have too.
I kind of fucked up there.
I got caught too early in that fight when I was going to shop and I tried to go on board
man.
It's because I was getting...
I mean, I needed the money though.
It's fine, I think.
could have been better but...
No one's catching this wave on green? I guess I'll do it.
What the hell holy fucking essay I have to go I want to try and kill the seven I don't
to get too fed uh yeah i just got double solo ulted on yellow these dudes are cringe
he's here over extended
bro this dude is right here I'm running I'm running after him oh 20k just look
where he's playing I'm going I'm going I'm going we'll kill him we'll kill him
handled
Our blue walker is under attack.
I gotta defend blue.
Time to move.
What if I blow up here?
Come on, Hunter.
Interfee kill, as Wolves say.
What are you getting stuck on, bro?
Can you fix that?
Huge.
Yeah, we should be should be should
Sure she goes under right
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna go.
My mouse is fucking dead.
This is a little scary. Seven's coming over.
Eek!
Last one, last one.
Box your ass out, you like that shoot?
No.
No way to lose this fight.
7-1, 7-1 in the middle, we got 7-7
Oh my god, we got the blast shield
And last man!
Do I have some mages?
Sorry, that's toxic, I didn't mean it
But don't, don't, don't
Ow!
Look at my right here, does she die?
He's alive, he's alive
Fuck it, early Sturge
No, maybe?
I feel like this field is so useless in our fight, bro.
Get a green spike?
I definitely should, huh?
I feel like I got a walker here.
What did I get?
A spell?
What's our team called?
They have a slowing axe.
They do have a slowing axe.
They have a Slimehack, they do have a Slimehack.
They spell magic.
Counter spell would be nice too, but it's chill.
42 would have been interesting as well.
I'm looking to fucking break someone's neck
But why does no one catch me
the enemy so weird man wait the second
I'm gonna come off yeah I'll get the
way over here
is he deep he's a he's a he's a triple
triple triple
mid alarm, alarm, alarm, alarm!
I'll parry.
Fuck.
Here.
Catch me if you can.
Well, Calico is really freaking fun, but when she's good, I don't know.
Honestly though, does she even need any buffs right now?
Like is she fine?
I love you, Eva.
I love you, Eva.
These are your final moves.
Wait, this door man?
No wall?
I guess he's in position.
Grab his ass, Moe.
Moe!
Moe!
My moe!
Oh, you got parted?
Okay.
I guess it's a position
Ram is that small
Momos
My mom
Wait, look who's gonna make the movie
You guys need me
Fuckin'
My Wraith is running down this gays
Burn, Alarm
I'm getting milder than this
No, no, no, I'm too lonely.
Yeah.
One more, one more.
Oh, no, no.
She put the UFO on me for you.
Oh, true or false.
This is so bad.
I'm fucking with this all, bro.
I'm gonna have to back up.
death browns consequences one this is bad this is bad alarm
we're gonna do urn um
I don't we can't I don't mean we can pass
So wait it
I'm gonna fight her and fuck it actually
We're back to the fight, we have mummum coming up.
Fight's actually fantastic.
Come, come.
I
Bro, I know I greeted my old I greeted it. I was like I was thinking about using it before the fucking hole
Ended it. I was like, let me see if I can kill someone after
Fuck well, I greeted it. I greeted it
I mean honestly the problem is we got fucking gig I think before the fight started.
That's the real issue.
Yeah, we win six.
Yeah, kill second.
Huge.
Fucking launched him away from me.
Oh man, my bad, bro.
Nah, that's getting good.
Mina's upset, what did she say?
Say hi to the big yahoo.
I feel like we have to win this game off the next fight, or I'm going to be outscaled
come late game and I'm gonna cry
and I'm sorry would be pretty fucking dirt nasty with it
fucking camp I need to kill people
Let's put this on my moe.
I heard someone there.
I don't know who it was.
Someone's here on yellow.
What the fuck?
Let's take that thing.
I'm all confused.
She's much, much faster.
She's not even broken.
There's someone!
Oh my god!
Oh Jesus!
Oh my god!
Oh boys, I'm too big.
Wait, no one else there right now.
Wait, no one else there right now. He's gonna be up. Do not die sober. Okay, don't die die
Wait
We lose
We lose
Honestly, we could have just killed that haze and ran, but then the fucking
The unstop on the vindicta actually won them that fight not kidding
I'm gonna go for it though
Can you clear blue silver so we have a zip to here, but I have I'm gonna go for it
I don't stop. Yeah, I have a scourge
Indom no food that's my so
Honestly maybe it's not going to save it.
Nah bro he's going to get fucking 3v to doorman.
He'll be kidding.
We've got to go check on the other side.
The mid boss has arrived.
Alright, take this lash.
Lash is missing.
The minute we've actually got him
Freaking kitty cat Calico
Let's get this unfortunately
Jump on those haze
Oh
We don't know where he is
Pettos says my, uh, my genitor word.
We do earn as well.
I'm gonna go fix the yellow and then run earn.
Yup.
We run earn as a team I mean.
Like someone else has to grab it is what I'm saying.
Everyone's a pedophile. That was a good one for me. I can't lie. This is a pretty fucking good one
Statistically speaking three of us are like
So I'm talking about bro. I can't mean it rings fucking true
Look at this shit, bro
I look good as fucking Nina, bro, I don't know what's going on
on. I'm gonna go...maybe? I don't know what to do next time. I'll have to blast my D-con.
What if I just get spearburned for the funsies? E-shift is good, but...
Oh my way, Spirit Brick was the best approach of all time.
Where'd they go?
Jeez.
Oh
I've made an error
We'll achieve it.
There.
I see Vindicta.
There are other knockdowns in this Vindicta.
There's someone on the team buzz, right?
We are dead.
I see Vindicta.
What is my fucking, what is my Kayak doing?
Can we get this fucking shrine up?
We gotta back up to this.
I'm gonna get him dropped.
Maybe we can drop?
I'm low though.
I'll just pull back and I'm low.
I'm out of here bro.
I'm coming back.
This is bad.
This is actually an alarm.
We got a refragger.
We dropped, we dropped, we dropped.
I expect that.
Yeah.
I'm turning for this.
Can we turn for this haste?
They must get
The shift, huh? Maybe you shift maybe
Indomitable
Give me this
And I'll get maybe indomitable next, oh.
Oh, we fucked my calico's rich.
I don't want anyone else to get this.
Good. Good, good, good, good. Good, good, good, good, good.
I must have been catching them all.
Did he get it too?
Hello?
What's happening, bro?
Where is everyone?
I don't want to end time so far in.
Seven is indomitable?
And unstoppable.
Wonderful.
unstoppable. Wonderful. Actually, just wonderful. Made it a minute, by the way. Little heads
I'm trying to catch someone on the yellow, maybe I can catch someone on earth actually.
What the fuck just happened?
Nid's up in 20.
Just kill me, kill me, kill me.
Just can't mid, can't mid.
If we kill Ash, we kill Ash and then...
As big as we kill Ash. I have no refresher too.
I don't like this
You fucking sicko!
Come here!
There's a good mid.
Mid, mid, mid.
He said no!
You're my favorite team.
Honestly, I think we could have just had a good fight.
E3, thank you bro, I try.
I don't have unsophers.
Meow.
Excuse me.
Okay team, let's shove our waves and get active in their bays, shall we?
I'm looking at this haze actually. I should have worked it blast.
Yeah, I'm coming to you guys.
What is he on?
I think that's you dude.
No one stop on something.
What the fuck does me ever be?
Alright.
Nothing!
Disappear!
Bro.
How often does seven have all guys in the bug, what is this?
Little bug that's happening here, what's going on?
Knocked your ass out, disappeared!
Bigly!
Bigly, fellas.
Huge.
Great job.
Good game.
Quite the battle.
Good game!
Good game!
Really, I'm great, aren't I?
70, wait a minute, is Calico Broker?
Oh my god, they're putting me in A6 lobbies, guys, the game thinks I suck.
Bro, 7 is such a fucking fake character.
How much damage did come did did it come off of this guy's fucking all let me see this
The 33,000 damage from storm cloud did not play Catherine body you lying jackass you're
pissing me off where is the good then huh first of all it's not called Catherine body
It's called Catherine full body second of all. I literally did play it. You can find this out yourself if you did a little bit of research
Okay, don't freaking make me angry. I
Played it like what five and a half years ago six years ago. I don't even know
Again.
Tenar, this is 61 Prime Dakota, this is 91 Prime Jose, this is 42 Prime, and Bum, and
Lord, and G2, Copybara, and Ian, thanks guys.
Oh hell no.
We have a 7.
Wait a minute.
We have a 7.
Well, we have a page.
Man
Not for sure as follow
What the fuck
What just happened
What actually has happened there
How do you have nine ping? I don't know, bro.
That's a great question.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Suboptimal.
Suboptimal.
And their Apollo's getting fed.
Uh-oh.
Guys, what do I do about this?
Knocks your ass out.
I don't know if I have the crystals in me.
Pull back!
Pull back!
Get me in the VA studio, who says no.
For the love of God Abrams, just die.
holy hypocrite coming from victor now
i like it
that's a bitch
eat that nice pussy
hold that shit
I'm going to go purchase an item.
Wait, I'm getting clean with Shave guys.
Shave may soon turn from an Elo poison into an Elo potion.
Wait, wait, wait.
I said soon.
Oh, what it's worth?
said soon that shit and Philly I might be
Oh
Okay, clean buff shift
My victor is getting chased by big Abrams Every time you go shit, Angel loses it's wings
Huh?
Every time you go shit, an Angel loses it's wings.
Is this real?
Victor's missing.
How?
Am I cheating?
Okay, buff shift. That abeams lives there? I mean like just buff shift. I don't know bro.
You seen this? What do you mean? What do you mean to live that?
Jeez man! Oh my, my B-Bot is here.
You know, suppressor would be nice actually, but I do want to read your region first.
I don't know who got buffed.
What is that Subbler?
Why bro, you like it?
That's me man.
Am I hot?
He could maybe have opened it and I would have died.
He could maybe have opened it and I would have died.
Well look at this radiant regen going brazy.
Okay, ult online, it's time to play shift.
Let's see what this dick can do.
Are you E6?
E6?
E6 yet?
not even close believe it or not um we'll get there though
Victor's missing
50 lashes no i'm losing range i'm gonna hit him one more time
Victor's missing
i think this is fucking bad
The dresser's missing
We're on the low actually what we can actually find this much
I'm actually fucking massive I swear I try to be nice
So I pick up deadlock again, it's been like two lines, bro, if you want to, why the heck
not?
What's the worst that happens, you get addicted and lose your friends and family?
Nah, bro.
You got that.
I need to bow you.
Booty, booty.
Bow you.
what the hell this melee charge sicko no you fucking trooper down the leg my
knife wait shit actually zero room for error what the fuck
I gotta be ready to parry to save him, he's a sicko.
I mean...
God...
I mean...
Dead?
I think even the dead, surely?
Yeah?
I
Sat that fucking Abrams down
Shit needs boss, okay, bro. They played that like shit. Can we stop pretending?
Why? Why? Dude, my victory needs to be reported and maybe thrown in prison. Why are we- Is
Maxing or Post fucking the C-word on this character, by the way?
Fuck you. Do I need to get debuff or do I need to get two points? No, wait, this guy's
going melee Apollo 2.68 seconds
stunderation
I think I need a bottle bro I mean
your bowels good anyway but like
I think he's obviously fishing for us usually you gotta be just not sure
Oh
Fucking melee charge messing me up, bro
Keep that shit pussy melee Apollo we're getting fucking
I don't know, though.
I mean...
I MEAN...
Still in her bottle.
I'm going in.
We're huge.
Good job, Ruffin.
Help me deliver this thing.
Oh my god, he's here.
Alright, I got this, everybody, stand back.
No they got it, April's win, April's win!
Love our fight, love our fight, our fight is so awesome, and we all enjoy it.
How do you walk with race on your ass?
Hey Drifter where?
I see the Drifter
No
What are you doing?
Where's the Drifter going bro?
You know what I'm out of here, I'd rather not die
Imagine I hit that though
What, that was actually so smart and I'd do a lot.
What?
What happened?
Oh, I can't tell you.
No, no, no, oh man.
Oh, jitter, jitter.
Oh my god, there's three, there's fucking three here.
Oh, what has happened?
Anybody know what has gone on?
I know, bro.
If my Victor just stops models of shooting this Apollo, he's actually a free kill.
Do I go close quarters for the melee resist, by the way?
Is that the C word?
They have two people going punch, build.
So maybe it's okay
This point like I've brought it up reading the more merely resist
Wait, and then maybe I get mystic shot as well. I'm actually free thinking a little bit here careful
Oh my god if I'm that haze oh man
Oh
Maybe I go close quarters, I don't know
Don't like how am I poor how am I poor guys? I don't get it
I pressed 1. That's not fair.
Wait. No, GG. He gets away.
Do I need to do I need too much this game I think I need to spell magic bad this inferences
I'm not fucking lonely if I don't get the spell magic.
Is there a bird coming after me?
Who's getting big on my team?
Seven? I guess that's good.
I'm actually green maxing on the ship.
I'm not live feeding on ship first time chat, you're about to witness fucking greatness.
I was actually farming when they were running around.
He smacks you.
Go.
Get over there, Shea.
Okay, then get reposted.
I don't know if it's blue bro. It's too hard
Yo, there's this there's rage increase wall bounce this can show you not right live with your right click
If not, maybe you should
All we gotta fix yellow before we do anything
It does
This I don't get the spell magic here. I think I have to
Are you fucking weird we drop the earn. Oh my god
Or I'm running away now
Tiny losan I heard it
What is my ship doing I'm working so hard right now on this character you don't even understand
The hidden king is trying to deliver the pain.
Bro counterspell will be so good.
I see great talent
I don't know we got we got green
ship the griff
I mean it's really good to charge into a fucking cop bro
There's no way this guy just does that.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how to win this.
Wait.
My people off?
No way.
Thank you.
Maybe?
Maybe not.
Okay.
You know what's crazy?
I feel like I'm doing my job, though.
I am front-riding enough to make it so that we don't play. I think I'm doing my job.
Another... another urn.
You tired boss?
bro, I'm having a lot of fun here
I picked it up
as well
he's burning me
need some more souls
Oh my god, Ernest farming me
I got it
There you go, man.
Okay, whatever.
Um...
Do we have time for mid?
He went back, he backtracked.
Oh, we're gonna fix our base, Jesus Christ.
I'm going, I'm going.
We lost fucking yellow. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
OH MY!
Jeez!
Um...
Fuck it.
Rich mail me now
They miss about rework first
Green ship, but this is literally how you play ship. I don't have to tell you
Like it or not, this is peak ship gameplay
smart you don't got spirit investment brother I had 6.4k what do you mean
yeah Thomas next that prime sale to six seven six one next 18 months bro six
seven you guys like that one
And then you know, and then I'm thinking maybe we get a juggernaut at some point would be
huge against their team.
Oh
Bro move a guy don't understand shit is a hard character. I promise
This is not code
Alright, pussy.
I see lash too.
I see lash.
Sheep is hard to play, but your sheep is hard to watch.
Alright, let's see your sheep, bro.
Let's see what you can do on this character.
Let's see how a real shit pilots him.
Beesh.
Beesh.
Gotta keep this rage farming if I can.
Close to reverb actually which would be a huge get
I want to soak off that wave so freakin bad
I'm here to frontline team
Why? Who did that? Why is my Dreamwalker under attack?
I
Have I have counter spell by the way to be claimed
I'm not helping. Yeah, exactly. Perfect. This is really bad. Our fucking yellow is
shoved. And I need the back. Can I boost? Oh my freaking hecking god. I gotta fill extra
charge and then we're gonna buy mystic revert and I'm gonna pound this fight
I'm ready looks ready I just can't fuck up this fight man please please please
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
This is just a bit more than what we need.
I need the drift car.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
We're split about.
We go mid.
Go mid.
I'm going to go mid.
I'm going to go mid.
I'm going to go mid.
I'm gonna go see if I can save blue, but...
Guys, have I solved chiv?
Have I done it?
I'm so horny right now.
What the hell?
I'm buying a brother they want to keep your bottle
against this Abrams Apollo like
Uh, still on.
Get you on that, show me a little bit bro.
Show me a little bit, bro.
They even know I'm behind them.
Yeah, we're gonna have been all the way up here.
Geez, man.
You're mad.
I think we're fine still.
A juggernaut will go so crazy, man.
guys I think I'm solving shit in real time
Wait, he just rolled.
He just rolled.
Alarm, no more rejuvenes.
Where to report that I follow, by the way.
Actually report that ball
Yeah, no, no, no, hold me fucking pussy
Guys I want a game on shift with a positive KD
I knew he could do it!
Wow.
And decent damage as well.
But look at all these greens I bought.
But honestly bro, I think you need it.
Am I back to E4?
Oh my god, bro.
I'm actually done in shit low.
Bro, I've been getting too silly on the rank ladder, been losing way too many games.
It's okay, though.
In the long term, this makes you a better player, believe it or not, guys.
This is real.
Cope?
Cope?
What do you think about that one?
I think it appears.
BAMSH!
How interesting or fun is Rusty Barrel?
How good of a carry is Drifter?
Like maybe a two, he's kind of weak I think. How powerful is Vendicta?
How interesting or fun is super TF 5
Think it was a three
Moldy nacho looks at three months, bro, titty pad looks at 61 times skicks takes six to nine months
Question for you soup. I'm in Florida, and there's a while while what should I get tomorrow morning?
Okay, I'm assuming that means actual morning and not like a you know streamer or super TF morning
So what you're gonna do is you I'm assuming to have it in Florida
They have something called a $5 meal deal
You can get a breakfast sandwich called a sizzly if they're on the warmers and then you can get any
sized hot or iced coffee and
And a hash brown for five bucks
Not an ad but they should
Five dollars
Lawa five dollar breakfast
Check this shit out, bro.
Sizzly Hotterized Coffee Hash Brown, 5 bucks.
We all love Wawa, literally all of us.
guy with the smallest waist ever yeah I got some food hacks bro my waist ain't even that
Fucking
Turn sideways you might actually disappear now but it'll be like Mario and Paper Mario
thousand your door
Vincent
They
See if I get seven for once
Who has the better cop they have a graves not looking good. We have a seven
I
Know Tom's ex the prime I enjoy this a pretty similar time I go into the gym yet
Look out there big boy. Boom
Vacant case we have from Wawa on way
We
I don't want to do some quick denying it sound fucked by no one else you mean like it sounds
like somewhat warped or distorted you gotta refresh your screen if that happens
it means your stream is behind and they're trying to catch you up to the
live broadcast he's got a refresh if that's what you're talking about
If it's not then I don't know what to do with that bro.
Bro, the fucking silver is she's too thin, I can't hit her.
I got a little low.
I got some.
Pull back.
Pull back.
Fuck pull back pull back
Fuck it's a little fucking three take for that I can't lie. I'm a fucking pig
I miss my vlogs, I panic.
We are all excited for this first win tomorrow, yep.
QSR is getting at him, right?
Find him.
She's so low. She popped for it.
I'm pretty low too.
No! You can't miss that. You fucking...
I
Don't you mainly
I heard that voice line
He's going to be there.
Stay for him, assistant.
Night night.
Time to play catch.
I have old hair.
They get a little silly.
Music.
Music.
Music.
Music.
Music.
Music.
Music.
Music.
probably right oh my god brother
so fine
look for all here maybe
need help on granny
oh she's so strong
I knew it was gonna come as soon as I slammed her
What did I just- that's not- that's- I- Anyways, just didn't know what I just said, I don't-
I meant- I knew the af- I knew I was gonna get afflictioned when I used my one on the
silver is what I was- is what I was trying to say.
Unfortunately, that's not what I said.
Oh, yeah, yeah, please say it please say it please say it
Okay, maybe why
He needs to be able to do that!
You think so?
Wait, Lash is so much fun!
I actually love playing with fucking Lash.
I don't know if you guys knew this.
Okay, Parry there comes better for me.
Why does she just like go after him for a second?
What the hell was that about?
I see Abrams.
Oh
The way you take you was all waking up are they're waking up? I guess they are waking up at 6 a.m. Huh?
Nah, I ain't waking up 5 a.m. What time is it in you right now?
free in the UK
No one runs from me your sack is over here
The game plans to the sack somewhere where
Summer's really gonna hide my mean of all I could be helping us
I'm gonna die to these souls by the way.
Come on.
Holy man.
Unreal.
No, that shit's so stupid.
The way people look at like fucking pole dance on the ropes, it's actually so annoying.
Like how do you actually like compete?
Like what do you do against that?
I literally don't even know.
That's the rest of the world.
What's the matter with you?
Not sure.
Woo! That was close.
I see a bird. I see a big one.
I'll throw in a free teacher.
You have slams on cooldown.
That slams on cooldown.
It's dangerous here.
I didn't even shoot him.
WOMA flipped it so it doesn't even fucking matter.
Oh she can just one, she can kill, I'm dead.
I kinda forgot about this.
Hey there's four blue, four blue.
They say Hunts just got a period four time.
He is a fucking job
Give me this
This is the only key for me bro
Shut the fuck up
hate getting me on that team
actually who just drove up there? I don't even know
I'm boosting over, fuck it, I'm coming
He'll be he'll be that's good
there's good solos bro come on what that's a big bass with somewhere second
big bass's name thank you my ears sorry bro is that too loud that bang big play
for me there didn't even use old either I can get creepy on someone rank one
Lash here. Why don't you buy magic cards more often?
Um, well you're not the very fuck Lash, but um, because we don't, we don't get it. We don't, we don't...
We don't do that. That's fine.
That's the problem, you know?
Bro, I've been foregoing Max and Slam recently in favor of Max and Oll.
Even on Spirit Lash, and I feel like it's broken, possibly.
Let me get some thoughts on this.
I think it's pretty good
I'm thinking of the soccer
I was like surely pocket use briefcase, right?
Wait
It is for on me
They're doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it, she got pulled, she got pulled.
They're on mid, they're on mid.
Alarm.
Alarm.
Really?
No one fucking moves at all?
No one goes?
That's such a troll.
No, my team's a bunch of fucking pussies.
even moved? You guys told me to make that. Wow, I got some fucking PCs on my team. I
mean, I guess it's my fault for getting picked on mid, but like, really? No one actually moved
for that? Oh jeez Louise. Oh. We're still not involved. Alarm, hot mic? No. Mic is
not hot. I see Abram. Speaking of mic, it's been a minute since I visited Jersey. I have
to get on that. Why did I fucking full heavy the boxes there? Nobody knows. Um, what do
There's Jersey Mike's even good. I think it's pretty solid
I got two!
Just kidding, I got one!
I got the Grays!
They're taking my life.
Oh, they're taking my life!
They're taking my life!
They're taking my life!
They're taking my life!
Damnit!
Where are you?
I've got a ball.
I've got a ball.
They're taking my life.
I've got a ball.
That's a great
Not a great
Did the one
how can i do on this?
no way
piss off
oh you know how
she's the skulls
particularly the skulls man the skulls
i'm not even 10 if we can fight it
he's kind of slow
That's a green.
That bleeds my boost and over.
A spot.
Good point, there you go.
That's fair, Graham.
guys my team doesn't want to fight objectives I don't know what to do about this
what are you doing your team doesn't help me with objectives I had a steel
first earned by myself they gave up mid and now we just basically like I might
know the silver was in our back finder but I've no one even tried to go to the
Are they there? Really?
You got a team full of pussies that's what it feels like, but I'm also willing to accept that there's a possibility that I'm misplaying
I'll have max old soon persona. You weren't fucking with persona, bro
I'm a little too aggro
I guess we only have one frontliner which is shiv
I don't know I feel like we should still be able to do some shit, but I have a big back
I think I above the shop here
There is a graze just farming at 26k might be a problem
Yeah, we should really make a play with my ulti I think I'm really strong
Just look like it's good
Everyone's walking me down
I'm keeping overgreen with all he's taking a lot of them
Yeah, great is not here
Dictator way so much
Can you use the console?
I'll find her
It's over for you
Block it behind
I'm gonna catch Block and hold maybe
Block it behind
I'm gonna get the behind
I'm gonna get the behind
Ow
Braves bomb
Sure
Cool
Fuck you, Slug
Cute
What's happening this way?
I'm not in
Our waves are so terrible
Braves all down
We'll meet up in 20 if we
Purse
Purse
Rage is low on map
I want to open this guy's here.
Is it Ferdinand Silver?
You know I got you right?
I just got Silver.
Silence.
Huge.
Can we just go make a creature?
Oh wait, there's some shit right there.
We need mid, we need mid, we need mid.
I can go back maybe?
I'll call Ghost in first place cause she's cat.
I'm already here.
here and this is not okay it's fine it's fine they have a fiction yeah oh this is just like a
Okay Abrams is actually a problem by the way can we talk about Abrams?
Can we talk about this character being kicked in every single game of DLNS, of Night Shift?
And the fact that he can just walk in and just fucking delete everybody and heal for
20 million health with his one?
I think we actually have a real conversation about Abrams.
I think he's been getting with Murna for a while and I'm sick of it.
Burn it, it's over.
The skeetic iron is a dangerous thing to do.
That's kind of tall, bro.
Oh, she almost carried me.
Nice. You can get Walker or something, too.
What the hell?
first that pussy okay no seriously though like I'll be sure he's balance I'll be
sure
haha
oh
shoulda
the
the
I
Oh, no, oh my god, I'm so I got it back
I'm buying spirit burn next time and you can't stop me la la la
fuck buying greens why would you you don't do damage with greens I mean some
some of me do but guys I'm here to slam someone
I killed the next day we should so I get that gun but maybe I'd be like a good
idea. What the fuck? The cube is warm. Try and take the centers there. The fucking key.
I never got a green on Lash except for a hijab. How big for a majestic leaf hijab? Can we
Get that going
I can't wait to send him airborne.
Fuck!
Um, what do I buy next?
Maybe Unstop?
Nah, I didn't dispel.
We needed to dispel magic, actually.
I'm actually gonna be buying greens
By high jump no, bro, you know, I might try and find this grace by yourself honestly
I mean it's dying
I see that I'm coming over
If I can't wait for the grand finale.
I'm gonna slither across the bottom line.
I mean the justin thing was really fun but since they like made the cooldowns data loss
What's long sorry high jump I meant high jump
I'm not going on there.
She shows here again.
It's showing over there.
What's her intention?
I mean, I mean, it's a favor and I'm doing like a breeze.
I'm hoping.
Yeah, awesome.
They're all silence.
Silence
Like
Great
I'm one. I'm one. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go for sure force
I
Gonna find you guys you gotta be a little careful and you guys are low, so no
Just thinking that whatever the hell you just said
Thank you
By Ricky shape for the grave skulls brought the guy who might need to I'm coming up
This is in the backs although in furnace has max all
I don't have a Vitaeisha.
No fiction means walk that's going to use less.
I think this is pretty low.
What a server.
I have three, slam them all the way, they got all of them, I'll just kill them again.
They're all on this door.
They're all low.
Don't you know my angles?
Can I see her? Walk by me.
Oh
So optimal
Okay, on hindsight. I was like let me see if I can stall them up top
Before they get into mid fight in hindsight. Maybe I should have given the silver free. Oh, yeah, I'm snagging this arm from them
a curia has arrived
situation contained
live for help
they're coming at us
someone was up here
I mean, look how far the thing is there.
Oh, god.
This one.
Oh, why the fuck you?
What is going on, man?
I should take this.
Guys, where's everyone?
Fees
Okay
2nd top
I think they're not
They have too many resistances
One front door
In front of us!
One on the other
No you can't use
I'm gonna kill you.
Yo, my ship is going fucking insane!
Oh!
Relax, Eddie!
Hey, not you, I don't know.
I'm sorry.
well dude I was nowhere near that I want to go to the right bro if me and
seven just had one more because he has fucking infuser and the resist there we
could have off is that my fault for running that there's no way right I mean
I guess it is, but I don't know, bro, I guess it's my bad, I should have played it better,
I shouldn't have ran it.
You know, honest to God, we should have just let them have it and then killed them after,
I think we could have been a better play.
Give them the urn, and then just fucking clean up.
I think I got one stop here.
I should have gone buff I guess, but maybe too late. Maybe not too late. Who knows.
I missed. Hello, Bob.
Mid's up 1, 30. Okay, mid and 30. Here.
Maybe I need a-
Well, something.
Who's ready to see me be amazing?
Plated clears on stop here?
I don't know.
I'm not looking for this grade.
I have another fucking song.
She has a refresher echo shard, by the way.
I'm done.
Alarm, mid boss.
What's the plan?
Ready to do my thing!
Raze is going down to mid right now.
What's over? Silver and Raze in mid.
In mid, they're...
Raze, ready to head?
Let's go.
Woo! That's so bad!
Please.
Alright, be sure to find him.
We can find him without what are we doing.
I thought we were fighting and we are fighting
No, literally not true by the way, I kind of took us yes, I mean that he's just wrong
Fuck it one
Wait wait
Does Pocket have cooldowns or what?
Does Pocket have cooldowns that exist in this game or what?
Wait, let me get this straight.
Pocket's full is on cooldowns by eight seconds,
but it lasts 5.4 seconds.
Okay, no, that makes no sense actually.
I think we probably shouldn't walk in the Graves ulti unless we can kill it with Christmas
I go down there, and no one's there, and five of them rake me.
Well, I hit the rake at you bro.
Pocket and Avers were up top.
So I think there were not five down there.
You can check the replay bro.
Why were none of you down there?
Because I was fighting the Avers in the pocket.
I think Bass was helping our Lash and with the fucking neighbors.
I mean, I don't think we should know if he's going to be able to deal with us just killing it.
It's like, he's silly, whatever the good area.
Let's see here.
Winnable.
Not a fan of the Spellbreaker on Solar.
I really miss you, sir.
How long have you been hiding from me?
What's the matter?
Here's Bluey.
Thank you.
You're a god damn.
Oh, we're giving this?
What are we doing?
Bro.
What?
Are we just, like, party-facing?
What the fuck is happening?
They chase back and hold.
E-Shift, fucking E-Shift.
Oh man.
E-Shift!
Pops, can you spell magic for no reason?
I love you.
Just there, the way it's there.
What's up, hello?
Oh, wonderful.
Affliction!
Affliction
Well, I don't know man, I don't know what's happening. I don't use or am I just the worst flash with these ults or what?
I
Want to go maybe
Yo
For my health go I huge I could have my view
Well look at our windings though on the low
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
We still got a lot of them.
Hold on.
No, I've been kind of throwing a little bit.
I have been, but
all I need is one good ult,
and it changes everything.
I literally changed the world.
So I'm not warding on Flash, but you know.
How many stacks has been nicked?
I have, can I check that?
He doesn't even tell me.
I don't know.
KUBO!
Okay.
Give me a refresher.
Oh, I'm about to get real freaky.
Okay, give me a refresher I'm about to get real freaky I wish bro maybe I want TB for
this pocket bro I'm not even kidding either
3 blue.
Yes sir.
They're doing that.
Yeah, they're doing that.
So many Zobies.
You have three still in it?
Oh my!
They're awesome.
I had to reset it.
What is happening?
Are we winning?
Are we losing?
My fucking toesy-woesies.
my fucking toes he was these guys and then my lashes be reported I don't know
what's going on here right now
I haven't dropped yet, we should be at the site.
They're gonna do her.
Do I even try to do anything here?
I have unstoppable.
I can go and maybe look for a kill on Silver.
Jesus, don't break it, though.
I gotta look for something there.
UGH!
Bro, I fucking messed up! I messed up!
guys my lashes be reported I think
just got one more fight one more fight at least I have an apple for the word
that will death slam the yoke I think we know I think we need a
By the way, you guys were curious. I'm one HP. I can't help it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh
I
Can fix I can fix
Was it was so old and I've been dead they're worth it, I think streets are saying yes
That's a
I
Agree actually
She was protected
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna buy juggernaut
i think
hmm
just go
fuck your team bro
i don't have 7 or 8
hop on me now hop on me now
we have to fight anything
get him run down
you guys can't fight inside there
fight inside there it's bad I'll find that open there I might grab Graze
I might I might I have a fresh run 20 that's also real
I'm so afflicted.
I'm coming baby.
Mid's up.
I'm on the silver.
Dude.
You know what?
We're gonna have to back surely right but Nick does not then
I
Rotate freeze
To the base
You want me to stay with you? Me and the shiver just not on the same page. I don't want to argue with them. I just
I
Don't know man
Too hard, I think I just my fault this game
Bro, I don't know why we the mid. I don't know I thought we could back door
But no, there were three that went back for us and we still could I mean it was I guess my team was dead
Okay, okay nerf pocket nerf Abrams and what we were good
Again, actually I need like a hold on, I gotta chill for a second after that one.
I'm edging my snipers right now with these queues.
How would you nerf Abrams, bro?
He heals too much, like 70% life steal, does he need it?
This ability is disgusting.
Oh yeah bro, and then you buy fucking healing booster?
84% lifesteal?
What's even like the Abrams build?
does this look right?
I don't know man
tough, tough game
I'm kinda savvy lost
I think I have to take some blame though
blame though I messed up my alts bro but like okay you know what's crazy it's
gonna sound like cope a little bit I actually feel like our team was just
better but then like their comp was better like as players we were better
but like bro great like it's just so hard man and we had seven but then no we
actually through this game on that one earn fight that's a team issue never
mind they were better than us I don't know why nobody was with us on that
We should have won that a hundred percent if anybody else is there besides me and seven we kill that in furnace
And we couldn't fucking kill him because 35% resistance and then he had infuser. So like he's just not gonna die
The lash and I'm in West Coast not you
Please, please, please, please give me, give me, give me, McGinnis.
Rank one lash back again.
I don't think it's possible to win as them without magic carpet.
I love you by the way.
Ram!
Wait, do I have to go gun lash?
I'm looking at my team comp, I think I have to go gunlash.
Is it still good?
Oh, that last game fucking took it out of me, bro.
you think you got the best of me runs afk runs afk what the fuck's going on
he's chillin there look at him yeah he is fucking chillin where he's just left on
there no yes this guy took my pocket but I'll make sure he won't feel your wrath
No worries
Thank you, bro. Yeah, no problem
This song's too stressful I gotta chill
What they have a page we actually made
I might have to go re-bottle first item. I'll learn.
Well, I hit chat boost for me.
Oh, how do we lose that game? I don't know how.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Five or a bottle there?
This game looks just like Marvel Rivals.
Oh
Again
What kind of sickle wait, I'll give you solo don't grab it up super tf for items to play Billy
You're chilling me a little bit
You killed me up. I gotta kill you
But why don't we mid lane on that?
You guys notice this this happens like all I swear I can mid lane more than any other lay on why I
Don't know what's going on there
Wait for the lens you can swap I never do that though
So, if this Yamato grapples, then she's definitely still able to.
How did that miss?
Anybody knows?
freaking power slash LMFAO. Don't think so! Those who snow.
I'm out of there. Actually, yeah. Yeah, you know what? W backs to each other.
Never mind.
My Celeste is here, hold on.
Hellback, see if you can reach out her.
You know you've been a bad boy.
This is very low.
I think he's fast.
No, he's healing.
I've tagged along.
I'm just looking at everything.
She's like killing one of them here.
To the boss!
Oh.
Really?
Oh
Yeah, what's on me here?
I don't know
I don't know
That paul is running at you people, though
I'm sleep pretty low
Wait, who was great? Oh my god, they have braids and I see her shit here mid. Oh my fucking god
Oh, they got green
That makes me really upset
What a guy like me gets angry
We got a back up me I think sky this and melancholia and ice and clonky scrabsy freerun. Thanks guys
Yeah, sorry, I was a little locked in last game all just
When you scared to bail a
I'm gonna call up and see if that works for us, okay, got both the kills.
No way!
Apollo, for real?
For real?
We're on palm early man.
Furnaces gone. Furnaces on blue.
Yep. Yep. We noticed that.
No one hides from me.
Shoot, she's staying.
Oh, bad.
Yeah, I'm still still low.
Yeah, I'm kind of bodying these guys.
I'm trying to shoot back.
What the fear of God? Lash!
I'm denying so many souls, this is kind of nice.
It's kind of nice.
It's the actual thing.
Yeah, I'm trying to slow down.
I'm not sure.
Can we talk about Billy, by the way?
Billy's the one.
I'm here.
Like, what is that?
Oh wait, I saw this part is only updated in his fucking build.
He immediately goes FLOG.
Oh interesting.
The furnace is on there too, so...
Billy is honest? Okay, so like, allowing for what reason?
Oof!
Sorry.
I'm dying? God, I fucking hope so.
Yeah, I think I have to hit a wall lock and then streaming.
I'm sleeping.
I got... I gotta have some stuff to eat, but...
I got to go food shopping.
Oh.
You can kill me. You can kill me.
Yeah, I'm gonna boost green. I'm coming green. I'm coming green.
Yeah, they're really, they're both asleep.
Wait, hold up. I think we just got to kill this whole thing.
I'm going in.
One graze.
I'm on Darcy. I'm grabbing her.
All right, I'm sorry. I'm about to get you killed.
That was the back block.
Ah, she's too small to hit, bro.
I was tactically stolen, god.
Oh, nice.
Oh, shit.
Nah, that was actually tactically steal.
Who am I lying to, bro?
Oh, wait, rushing flog is nice.
I'm about to take our bubbles.
I'm agreeing.
Actually, I'm going back yellow.
This group's pretty low on green here.
I'm pushing this.
You're like, oh.
I'm losing my lead by fucking each way you stacked in this lane
I mean just like W timing
Yeah man Billy such a fucking awesome
Oh my god, I'm on my way.
Wait.
There's no Sam.
Can you help?
I'm still in here.
I just fucking jacked this.
Seven.
Coming for seven.
Go guys!
Oh my god.
Keep fighting.
I'm here with you.
I'll be in a second for you, Fush.
I'm gonna kill you again.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
oh my god they're calling him the best fucking lash ever by the way don't look at last aid
I have ult, take chase
What time is it yeah, I'm a little
First thing here is they're not just League of Legends, but third-person shooter. I think more Dota 2
I
Don't know getting hit by Billy's one is like so I actually hate it so much I start frowning in real life
I could have probably lived if I didn't die.
That's a really big yellow.
Yeah, she was a objective enemy disc, but I can try.
Make some noise in that shit, bro.
They're already in there, bro. I don't know what to tell you.
I have to ult out some of these furnaces.
Oppies!
That damage is good.
You were dead anyway, yeah!
Maybe I don't know if I slammed down the secret shop, maybe I would live
Not even kidding on the high
You should shove green for self-guardian for iron
They got it and they sure have been destroyed
I've slept I've slept I think I'm taking them
I'm going to have all three I've been really well check me out
I have to jump and jump and jump and jump
Oh, we dropped it because she was about to die.
Like you can.
I mean, how do we win this game?
We have two of the hardest characters in the game, Celeste and fucking Lash.
How do we win, guys?
I don't know.
We do have yellow control.
If you want to put anybody in, you can teleport it, too.
Guys, he's killed Red.
I
Got a billy's
Big rhythm
Wow, they're one me wow wow
Remember just the fucking greatest player of all time, bro
flash is bad okay they just over committed unbelievably hard I'm gonna be
I
Don't know
We'll be this kill. Yeah, I'm up in the middle
That don't meet boy play through when I was like 12 maybe
Why must I get white monster down?
You ain't got a bot for that? Yeah, bro. It's all good. I'm sure that was a fucking child
No, I didn't play a horror game soon. We actually we actually did some dedicated horror slop
We do.
This will stop anyone.
We play silent still.
Alright, get ready for the sequel.
Makes sense.
Are they about to gel my ass here?
I don't know what's happening.
No, they're in doubles.
They used everything, that's the last.
Yeah, they use my friend. Yeah, yeah, man. Yeah, man
They're just like
Wait
Dominated
No, no one's allowed to hate raising this cat, actually.
I'm gonna throw that out there.
Any gravescape will be getting banned.
This is in furnaces.
There's something.
Yeah, I might slow down the furnaces on the other.
I'm on my left.
You're going down, huh?
What is wrong?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Yeah, he's fucking dead.
What is wrong?
Oh my god, he's fucking gone.
I see him here.
Where's Highlands?
Behind somebody? I don't know who it is.
I have DD for the spot inflection.
Graves is getting yellow.
I think we're gonna want to damage.
You're just
With a big all right, I got it back
Nicely done
Please buy warps as far as am I gonna buy warps? It's been a long time since I've bought warps down. I do think it's good
Just like
Yes
we can't kill greys we do this herd we do that thank you for your hey I can
grab her I think we just do mid I mean I don't know we're up a lot of souls
yeah yeah the whole team's fucking them so I don't know what's going on they do
a page all but okay let's go and here's where we have no walls yeah I can't
This is a lot of them all, bro.
Oh, yeah.
No.
What do we do?
He is...
Rapage!
We can't find him.
No.
I'm gonna go fix Wraith open it.
Inferno is...
We kill Inferno, I see good land in.
I'll fuck my opponent, sir.
I'm gonna see him.
No problem, Arch-Mother.
I'm backing up. Wait guys deadlock is actually so addicting. I don't know what to do about this
Make the uninstall of my PC
Actually used to be a hater, I don't think I was ever a hater. I think I said that it's not an overwatch killer, which is true
I actually remember the video title.
It was, the first one I made was, this is not an Overwatch killer.
Cause I don't know if you guys remember, but at the time, before it was like, out, or it
was still under NDA or whatever, everyone was like hyping about so this secret game
that was in development, that was gonna kill Overwatch, which was deadlocked, but...
I don't think that's true. It's not even the same genre, well that's what I'm saying.
Like everyone's like, oh my god!
Overwatch Killer, and I played it and I was like,
AHHH, don't think I subscribed to this hero.
I don't want it.
Thank yous.
Yeah, I'm gonna look for an ult here on blue. I have max ult.
Alright, we can probably just get it.
I'm gonna try to come up on the slots right here to see this.
I'm gonna look for it maybe. Wait, did they push me?
Alright, take a few!
Here, take a few!
Alright, that's a fix.
You're all about to enter the next world.
Did she have a knockdown?
She didn't get a knockdown.
Fuck, it's not handy.
Yeah.
What are they doing?
I don't know bro.
I mean, I'll kill the souls but what are they doing still?
There's dude in furnaces came behind me in a small hole.
Is that a new shit in green?
What?
There's one lash that's beautiful for Zephyr in.
BAM!
Nah, they actually threw a game or something.
I don't know what we're doing though.
I just made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
I don't think I'm on the move, don't know.
I've made him, bro.
Oh, God, that makes sense.
No, I don't think so.
What the hell?
All we took from either one of you
should have paid after some of these...
I'll follow you or aim, bro.
Don't worry about...
Meow, meow, meow!
I hear it!
Did I like the song?
You guys, but some of you is pretty fucking good. I can't lie
Can y'all pick up can y'all pick up the pace of rev said the
is persona actually good or bait?
That depends who you ask, bro.
Depends who you ask.
I'm gonna stop with super.
Let's go, I got an axle.
Brace is very useful.
Someone else is coming, but I have ult, we should fight.
I just bumped my head off of a fucking skybox.
Let's just grab that room.
I don't think Persona is the most divisive game you've played.
What would it be? The last of us? The last of us, too?
Fuck your pocket.
Stand up, boy.
Absolutely. It's floating there.
I'm coming, I'm coming over.
helps a lot of us
we're done for free
so in front of us
alright page again
seven on there
i'm making a movie
should have handled it. Yeah, I just made a movie, thought I'd get it.
Yeah, it should be. Yeah, it should be.
Now, the last game should have gone like this, bro.
Big Ram Healing is kind of the same now, though. Are we like seeing this shit?
Affliction incoming! Do you have DB?
You should probably hide a platform on the catwalk.
Yeah, we should just get the Shrine of the Moon.
Yeah.
Where are you?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Massive reflection, bro.
God damn it.
I'm gonna get the Massive reflection.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I think I'm gonna get an axe on the both sides.
Oh my god.
Y'all get up there.
It's fancy on that.
What in the hell is happening over there?
Um, I don't have anything more to say.
We shouldn't do- we do a minute of what's happening here.
I'm fine.
Let me see what's going on.
Alright, maybe we just...
Thank you.
The play is just missed, to be honest.
Yeah, let's just do it.
I mean, there's gonna be an undergame.
The boring play.
The boring play, but we gotta guarantee victory.
True.
Can we donate every two?
No.
Guys, his life's broken.
Re-show.
I'm gonna go with fresher, I think.
I feel like the play is on stop but yeah whatever.
I think refreshers were fine, but...
Bum bum.
Going in.
Pockets!
I see pockets.
Pockets are butler, she's looking for an infection.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
two, two thens
okay one got stuck on a wall
awesome
absolute blur
oh
are we dead?
how did that not
leave me in a pager
what's this fucking
what was he doing?
and so chaos.
GG.
Great game, everybody. Yeah, that was a good game.
That was a state-mandated victory. We take those.
Now the question is, did we have a
better cop there?
Good game.
God, I love being the best.
I do love being the best.
Bum bum.
It's Transcendence CD on Lash...wait, it's Transcendence CD LARP on Lash.
Is it LARP?
What does that mean?
I mean, no, I mean, you could buy Unstop, you could buy Arctic Blast, you could buy Refresher,
Dispel Magic.
Could be good.
If you're feeling freaky, you can get an infuser.
If you go siphon bullets too, Transcendence is good.
It's good for spirit burn.
It's good.
Why would you buy E on Lash?
I guess if you get Spirit Burn, yeah, I don't know why you would ever buy E.
I don't think I've ever seen Pars do it, but...
Try this song, it's good.
to eat? I'm thinking about it. I might even hit up Wawa.
If Parzillion jumped off a bridge, would you follow? You know what?
What from Wawa? I don't know. What would I get?
I had a burger earlier. I'm not that I would get a Wawa burger, but
Jolly be well jollybee's closed
And also kind of far from me do you think they don't prime boomy and we're Merkel thanks guys. Nekami to get through prime
Is Mina in Deadlock named after Mina from Dracula?
Yes, actually, she is.
Her name is Mina-Ha and the character in Dracula's name is Mina-Harker.
Mina-Ha, Mina-Harker, yes bro.
And would you believe that, I mean, I'm sure you could figure this one out.
Victor?
What do you think he's named after, huh?
mirror and staring at your stranger's eyes. Victor? Victor Frankenstein? And then would
Do you believe Lash uses a whip and Calico has a cat and Billy is a goat and Paige uses books.
get dangerous. Graves summons the undead. Silver is a werewolf? Okay, you got it, you got it, right?
I don't have it in me to fold shit you get it, right?
Smart and super is a saga
Can you explain bebop?
I
Abrams is a tank
That's all I got drifter is homeless
Kelvin froze to death cuz like you know like the temperature
Hey bro, hope you are well bro. Listen bro at this bro. No, thank you. I'm not gonna be adding green. Oh, it's not green
Okay, why is Liam fucking bouncing on it?
Bruh, I kinda had a headache developing that last game, maybe I should fucking end stream,
I don't know.
Well, I'm drinking a lot of water, I just, uh, I think I need food.
in furnace get his name like an inferno cuz he's on fire Ivy uses vines
Um...
Rem like Rem's sleep.
Viscous like goo.
Viper like a... snake.
What about seven?
I don't know.
Six. It's in his lore? Seven minutes. I don't think it is in his lore. Ward's placed by
the most powerful ritualist of seven different nations. Oh, there you go.
That's not really a pun.
He is my five dollars for the month. Now my kids are homeless. But may I request
That's okay, Wilbur. They'll survive.
Guys, I think I may have to call it. I'm getting a little bit of a headache. I need some food.
To me
Part-time I literally stream for eight and a half hours
either woman live for 30 minutes yesterday is this real
not two days ago
You went live, played one game, lost.
How can you spend a weekend with your kids, right?
All laughs, all pool day.
You show up to play this game one day, the first game, it's like you never left.
Look at these dog shit score lines, they're all fucking emerald little retards.
Like dude, I won't just skate mid, Rihanna won't roam,
Svolder's freaking out, Mordekaiser won't press R top lane, dies eight times in the 1v1.
Brother.
Anyway, I got a headache.
Probably should be live today or a pressure life way sooner. It is what it is
We'll be live tomorrow in a reminder tomorrow be an early stream
And then he ended stream Wow
Guys if I did that by the way if I ended stream after 40 minutes
You don't have two kids? Okay.
Okay.
So what?
Oh shit, oh that shit sounds like a lot more than me.
The Royches have nothing to fear from me.
Alright, I gotta go eat, I gotta go chill for a bit.
Okay, thanks for watching everybody.
Big TF has gotta go offline for now.
So I gotta eat because I have a headache. I had a shelf for a little bit
Do you be double-oh-seven I did be double-oh-seven I hope you guys
Enjoy I hope state of play was fun. I thought it was kind of cool the state of play
Some are games fest is the real meal yeah probably on Friday I think I'll be well
I'm not gonna say I think I'll be live who fucking knows I might be live
We'll see
Bruh, I just got here bro. I didn't serve eight and a half hours man
I got a little bit of a headache. I gotta go eat relax a little bit. You know how it is
Alrighty
Thanks for watching y'know.
Take the rest of the century off, you deserve it.
Okay.