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Joking tweet everyone wants is nah. I mean look he's these yeah sure it's a joke, but he's talking shit
it. So like, he should 100% expect people to clap back. If I'm on PRX and someone from
Rex tweets this, I reply to them and be like, I talk shit back 100%. Like, sure it's a joke,
but if you talk shit, I feel like people will talk shit back.
What are the tweets today?
Woke up and saw so many NPCs today.
Just to make fun, how the hell can we get two maps from this Anas roster I haven't said
it during the watch party before I tweeted it.
Yeah, but it doesn't come off that way.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm not even like a PRX fanboy like that.
I think the plan today is to play CS, I don't know, and then Resident Evil maybe.
I feel like Valor ranked, I'm just gonna wait for the new agent.
The playtest, I don't really think I'm gonna play it.
I don't know.
I thought about playing the playtest, the playtest, but I have second thoughts.
Can you go have three cheaters in his eight games today?
Like people got bands?
The act is at me anyway.
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to play.
I would only play ranked for the new agent anyway.
I'm not really interested in playing your ranks, just the play.
I feel like I'd rather just play CS at that point.
grind premiere I guess solo CS I might start off solo right now yeah I just
literally half-dance I don't know let's see your poke up your progress I did not
have that set up the show
I haven't played since my flight.
Loaded some map changes.
I have to figure it out myself. Let's see this looks different here check comments
All this guy has a
All the gift helps the gift does help
Look at this look at this all the plants they made the plant smaller
Interesting right and they increase this they give it a little bit here to take a little bit there
This also changed
Now you can't see into main from this angle I guess
Wait the new you can see sorry
You can see way more
This changes a little bit too randomly chat look at this why'd they move this a little bit
They move this wall in a little bit
What's that rain
We got finesse and busio and the new battle pass. Where's that?
All right, let's start with a main right here where this there's this new kind of little
platform right here if I can jump up on it you can peek main from this so this is
gonna be an interesting peak for people we'll check out this in a bit but if
you go through breakable this room is a lot bigger but a lot of people said
that this window was gonna go away but it is still here so if you don't know
about this window it's a good place to throw a bunch of utah there was this
little change right here you go up there space a little bit bigger and
little bitch is easier to fight in I think so you don't have to clear as much
and then something interesting about the site is you can no longer play that's
crazy right here it doesn't look like anything was changed over the place in
the plan is crazy no longer play in this specific corner which honestly is a
pretty big change and then I actually saw that as enter has had a bad
series he's getting flamed hard on I saw a reddit well right here so you
can't just out in Maine anymore that's good out in the orbit seems and
And you can still Oden through the door, but you can't just stay in the barrier.
Which honestly is a pretty good change.
And as far as I know, there are zero changes to Fracture.
I just flew around the map for-
Oh, Anker, you're playing Rainbow Six.
I'm gonna play Resident Evil Pie after CS, yeah.
Like five minutes, and it seems like the only changes to coming to this patch are coming
to Lotus.
So if you enjoyed this type of content, drop me a follow, I'd really appreciate it.
I'd really appreciate it.
I'd really appreciate it.
Coming to Lotus in patch 12.
Changing where you can plant changes, they said a lot, yeah.
That is crazy.
Have they ever done that change on other maps probably
Changing the plants it's interesting. That's that's pretty big because this is like the classic post plant
Spots a plant right you plant there you span from here you Molly from here everything and then now it's like your way different. Yeah
Okay, cool
Sunset B site got changed. Oh, yeah, you're right
You can now plan for spawn you didn't have that before right? Is that what it was? I got bigger I think
Yeah, you can play like all back site. That's true
New bundle to
Shows officially benched interesting
I'm not seeing it on here, so I don't know.
He's just got a profile.
New agent mix and the new game mode knockout just got revealed.
Here's everything you need to know.
Mix has first abilities called harmonize, where he chooses an ally to stim and it also stims himself.
When mix or an ally gets an element.
get an 11.
It's not a shot, but it's a little bit.
So the refresh is for both the mix and the ally.
His second ability is Impulse, which is a device that you can choose to either be a stun
or a heal depending on what.
I don't know, I like this video, because this is already, already saw.
Cheaters are getting out of hand, what's this about?
There's a cheating epidemic.
It's, there's both, yes.
When you stim your teammate, you also get stimmed and if either of you get a
kill, it refreshes.
You can Valorant right now.
There are a lot more cheaters than people think.
This is day 29 of me playing Valorant until I hit Immortal.
For some reason, over the last couple of days, I have ran into a number of cheaters.
I already-
I always say people are coping when they say cheaters.
We got refunded for one of them this morning, but there's a couple other people that are
very likely cheating but have yet to be banned, so we'll see if we get refunds for
those as well.
I'll pretend that she is really good, but a lot of people see it as impenetrable and
that is simply just not the case.
There are big waves of cheaters every once in a while, and it seems like there is a little
bit of a wave right now.
I do really like how the cheater does get banned though.
You get your RR back.
Sometimes there's weird cases where you don't end up getting it back, but it's always a
nice-
This has made a video to say there's a bunch of cheaters, what's this?
Surprise when you actually do.
It's obviously better if you aren't facing-
His voiceover is funny to you.
I don't know, that's fine.
The resident evil clip on crazy, I know.
Is anyone here from the clip?
Did we get any redirected traffic to the stream?
Did anyone find the stream through the clip?
Me?
Right's definitely happy day one coming out of a
Oh my god, I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I cooked his ass though
I had two rows annoying
All right, what do we do? We just play CS now?
I forgot to ask about that, this is a good call.
You gotta do that.
sub overlay for the branding what's my sub overlaid
there you just ended another beings life cuz it annoyed you well when you put it
like that I seem like an asshole oh yeah I know what you mean I know that's true
I mean realistically let's say 10 million people saw that clip and under my web cam
my twitch is there it says my twitch URL out of the 10 million people who's
who's realistically going to find me on Twitch?
The low key, maybe if it was even 0.1%,
that's still 10,000.
Damn.
Well, at least we got the Sandmills banner on there.
Maybe they'll go to the Sand Shop and buy a couple.
You think that Clip sold a couple of hoodies?
How do I do the math so quick?
my brain is fucking average sized damn
no
zero people went to the sentinels shop okay but they did see sentinels now it's
in their brain maybe
how do I still have the audio set up well I'm just today's my last day
streaming from here so I'm just gonna I mean it's a long day bro let's just enjoy
this shit man it's not all that bad right this is the clip shutters look it's
still growing up but it's 18 million it's bought it for sure it's really
bought it are you the guy that who if that overpass look it's probably someone
that came in the chat from the clip somehow the people from the clip are
going to overpass. Teddy's welcome the views to its last drop.
Am I using you a body now? No, no, no. Well, also, okay, look, my question is, Teddy posts
this clip, it gets 100 million views or whatever. Why shouldn't like you would think a couple
thousand people follow Teddy, no? Like why don't people follow the Clippers ever?
We low key the fact that it's a clip stuff for Terrick and your bio Teddy
Maybe I got a couple Twitter fault. Well, if you didn't get any what are the chances I got a
Does no one follow the actual clippers they just replied to the tweets
You got a couple hundred
I mean Loki I had this auto playing all night while I was sleeping just to juice the views every view counts, bro
All good though
After watching you play Rambo 9 I can really tell you don't play any like in the balance. Yes. Yeah
Yeah.
I have 10,000 hours and two wall.
I don't have 10,000 hours in Baila.
Imagine Donk playing.
Bro, it's fucking crap sliding.
I have to like probably,
I probably have close to 20K in CS.
I don't know though,
but I wouldn't be surprised if I was close to that.
I could see us my entire life
Like my steam hours are not accurate because I play on a different account and there's idle hours
But I would still guess it's close to me care
MX 518, holy shit. Alright, should we play CS?
I'm a QL Premier solo queue chat. Thoughts? What do we think?
Have I seen a new gloves? Oh, it's by the new case! What's the new case called? Let's buy it!
It's probably hella expensive, no? Am I spending even my family? Yeah. So, today's my last
stream I'm gonna go visit my brother and the babies and his family my niece and
nephew my niece and nephew so I'm gonna be there for four days and then I'm a
fly back to LA so my next stream after today will be on the 22nd
I gotta get gifts. Yeah
My mom was picking some stuff up today, but my plan is the Amazon stuff or gets the fall I'm there
All right, what's the name of the case chat
Yeah, I'm out of league
Dead Ham Terminal? How much does it cost?
Who's Fat Thor?
Is that Flam? That's Flam for sure.
Why is it not on the Steam market?
$18?
Wait, what?
I'm down, Flum.
I'm down.
So it's not worth buying it.
Alright, fuck that.
Let's just play.
It's not a case, bro.
It's a terminal?
What the fuck is a terminal, bro?
Bro, what?
Hogi, is that a dren?
Definitely a dren.
You have to pay for the terminal and then the market value of the item? What?!
That's crazy work.
Chastra, do I play on 1920 or play on like a actual good res?
Nah, I will play on this fuck it.
It's fine.
I mean, 1920 is fine.
Dude, my setup here is a little scoffed.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, fuck.
Made it your retire, true.
Like, you're true.
You know what I love about the BenQ?
sounds like an ad but I okay the new generation monitor stands are so ass
bro the bend like I feel like there's they always have these two
fucking daggers that pop out on the stands and I feel like it's so annoying
you guys know what I'm talking about there's no one else feel that way
it's so annoying on my desk bro like all the leds and LCDs or whatever the
the fuck. The old leds rather. The monitor stands are so ass man. Isn't 1920 financed
too? Yeah I think it's fine. I mean like usually most pros play, most pros play what
do you call it? Like 4-3? Like 12-80? 10-24? But there's some pros that play 1920. The
only one that comes to mind is Robs.
higher this deep into your gaming career using a default monitor stand I've bought the um
I've had the uh I bought uh I can't talk what is it called where it's like you hook
it up to your desk and then it's fucking free fly I don't know I can't talk bro I
I forgot what it's called.
What have we been here?
Are we talking to the- Hello?
Shit.
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Yup.
What have we been here?
Swum?
Swum, what's up?
What up?
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know!
I wanna play as Dust2, bro!
I wanna play as Dust2!
I'm gonna give him a flop. Yeah, we queued up. We got side choice. That's why we trapped him with nuker does too
No, I didn't get in a game with long we're cute together. It's me from an adrenaline
The am I'm gonna turn a minute
No resident evil today. I don't know. Let's see what happens, bro
So you're on now right like that's 100% I'm on 1920 bro. I can't see shit
Holy shit. I'm on 1920 by 1440 1440
Yeah, I'm high-deaf for three
That attack it's looking nice
Can't hear these guys on wall
My shit is broken right now. It's not gonna be
Yo, I'll try hard until we win. Don't worry.
I won't.
If we lose, I'll try to.
Terrick and Adren as well?
I think it'll be harder to lose, huh?
Adren is crazy, by the way.
Adren.
Adren.
Adren.
Nice, that guy.
Adren.
Ah, Adren.
Adren.
Ah, I'll try.
I'll try.
Yeah, if you're not on Valor anymore, huh?
Yeah.
I came back to my roots.
Ah, I'll tell you.
Yeah.
He's never playing Valor ever again.
Appreciate it.
I
Hell no
Okay front door area I think bomb was
What was I gonna say?
Why do I have Blitz open?
Blitz is giving me stats for my game, do you guys see that?
It tells me my kill is in accuracy, should I close Blitz?
I use Blitz for League.
Swannably.
You don't see it, it's under my chat.
No, what a pussy.
Yeah, it's fast, bro.
Oh, yeah, I like that.
Yes!
Yes!
1500.
Mine off.
So, are you going to VCD London to get your announced?
I'm playing the ping, dude.
I'm playing the ping.
You guys all have...
That's 12 ping, bro.
What the fuck?
fuck you back home I see that yeah all good I guess so far I just moved to your
home I just moved to Columbus last month Columbus I'm so sorry man yeah well my
girlfriend got to med school or see you so it's actually a good thing I'll
hell yeah why are you guys so nice in this game what the fuck is happening it's
you like regular people I'm used to this he's playing with a bunch of chuds
in modern now I'm hearing the food's fucking fantastic so I'll take it wow
Outside why is my scope so weird there's like a random fucking line of my scope?
Why is my scope fucking weird as hell hold on I want to close Blitz oh
Shit can you guys see my screen
It's fine.
There's much higher than you know.
Oh, there are.
Secret.
There's a setting for the scope, what do I have to do?
Change the setting to the scope, what do I have to do?
They're both like 1HP, I'm pretty sure.
You have one already lower as well.
Yeah, lower, yeah.
Are they on?
Lower this?
Oh, there's a piece.
All those resumes, that's a rifle, that's a shot?
I think so.
Oh, that's a shot.
Hey, they changed the scope recently?
Yeah, they added like the extra circle on it.
I don't hate it.
Are you changing random shit now?
Yeah, man, they're just kind of getting bored.
They're just kind of getting bored.
Let's do Lobby Crunch, Lobby Crunch, Lobby Crunch, win this.
Alright, let's do it.
Classic, classic, I can't hear.
give us happening to it all that's a rabbit
I did tell Karen I'm only playing one bro
You only playing one?
Fuck outta here
Oh fuck okay I can hit on that
Close! Nice
Nice, outside, outside
not many
I feel like my volume is on one but it's still low am I deaf?
Did I see the jing-si clip? No I haven't
I'll be honest
I just spent
Is it TSA fuck right now so it's not even TSA it was the flight to the captain
podcast
overnight again
was it paid for at least?
wait, wait, wait
we're getting buzzed last time
we're getting on a podcast bro
uh guys
sorry, what's happening to you guys?
I've seen any with you, you literally are a made-for-pay
you're actually such a pussy
that's true
fucking now I made you soft
no, soft like
playdoh
one more?! there's three minis! i'm just, i'm just giving some strength! how's there
three minis? there's me bruh. hey captain finish your story i'm just kidding yeah let's
That's the way that's what I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I was kidding. Don't finish it. Please bro. Please
Let's go
He's very good, but I need my weekly drop guy. Let's go
Yeah
cross
It's not gonna cut it holy shit, okay, I think my smoke up them fuck
Alright
Any smokes outside don't play close they're free kills on the cross done should we need it or just hold it?
I don't matter done
Where am I? Where am I? Where am I? Where am I?
Low key? I'ma need it.
Mobile on? Bro they're not stream sniping, they're probably hacking more likely.
There's no reason a stream sniper to see us just download hacks, there's no anti-cheat.
They blew up the door, watch out. On the outside.
Cross, it's going fast.
Oh shit
The guy outside that crosses it
But there's a different guy outside
I think we're lost, I think I have to save this, I get a lot.
Yeah, I died here bro.
Oh wow.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going senile, I'm going senile.
You just face me.
Okay look, this is what happened to my mind, in my mind, in my mind I was trying to identify
what Nate was, because it might have been a smoke and then it blew up in my face.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're gonna need outside Eric and we forget you just like slow-lock ramp right done
Okay, please
I'm gonna I'm gonna smoke ramp you're gonna walk through it walk walk walk walk walk walk walk through that smoke
I
Keep going keep going keep going keep going flank hot walk it
What
Sala one one with you
fuck wait why this guy checked flank I think you heard us though
fuck how is he having I don't know I think you ran it down outside
you ran it down it's off outside kill him kill them all
everyone get it off no I'm just kidding okay we should just play normal and win
if we play normal we should win no no creep don't get it off creep get a
rifle creep get a rifle get a rifle okay op ramp op ramp then
Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Party on.
Move it, son!
Alright.
Surely I killed this guy crossing here.
Oh god, he smoked it.
Oh, I'm sad.
He didn't cross.
Oh god, I'm dead!
If I can't go big, I'm gonna flash back.
They can't cross, they can't cross.
Yeah, I know. Once, uh, Marshmallow.
They can't, uh-oh.
okay canots yeah this guy's acting all right well let's have that fear and then
we'll bring it up nice
I haven't played it all the while bro these guys are trying to find me just
Swing it outside and it's working. We need flams. I'll stop them. No
Okay, you have to go outside and stop them
You're giving them the one with note with a case
Let's hold this
I think we already have a ramp player. Just play after him.
I'm on a plate from having him. Sold across.
Thank you. You be quick for a day. They do cross.
They can go many.
Crossing one. Not crossed. Not crossed.
Dude, shoot outside! Fuck!
I hit one. Nice.
One's wrapping outside, one's wrapping outside our house.
We have to find out how.
Wait, how do I fix the scope, Chad?
How do I fix the scope?
Could they be help?
Could be help.
Yes, yes.
We could be outside.
Check close right.
How do I fix the scope?
It's not the scope's fault, but how do I change it?
Keep going up, keep going up.
They're going ramp or they're in big garage?
Watching heaven right now?
Heaven, heaven.
This?
No.
Okay, these guys are actually fucking heaven-dead.
I know these guys can really suck long.
I'm controlling Planner, I'm controlling Planner!
Control, control.
Control and...
Implanner.
I'm just walking out.
Stay in.
They end up double-
I'm saying nice, these guys walked outside to ramp to lower, absolute fucking geniuses.
They're stream slapping or hacking or both.
They might be even both.
They might be walking with stream slapping.
They're walking, let's while looking at our reaction.
I'm talking to me
there's no
how many
two
I don't know
they could cross secret
wow
Well Bobby going ramp
This is absurd drum latest fuck
Yeah, we're playing fucking a Shrallison they're fine form
Let's run this shit back on Valo.
I'm sorry, I'm shaking right now.
Shake?
Ah, it's just a worm again.
What's happening, bro?
Oh my god, I'm terrified.
If it ends quick, you play one more?
I don't know what I'm going after this.
I can't kill them outside I keep trying to scope I can't kill them oh my god
Yeah, it's not gonna matter really
It's just uh, holy s**t, you're on it!
One's ramped.
One crossed there!
Ramp 1HP, done!
Drop down there now.
One outside.
Big crotch?
Let me take your crotch, it'll be in.
It'll be in.
I don't understand what's happening right now.
I'm getting my f**king ass cheeks.
Alright.
Nice. 9-3 this shit. 9-3 this shit.
Let's go. 9-3 curse.
He peeks quicky, instantly every round there.
And he swings lower instantly every round, but he don't hold garage, he'll watch out here.
9-3 curse, boys. Let's go.
What am I buying, bro? Like, I have no money ever. We've had no money in this entire half, bro.
STOP SPIT!
I'm blocking him.
Just me off.
He's taking from my 100 viewers, dude.
How do I block him this shit, whatever?
He's about to go up there.
He's going back one-five.
He's one.
He's going to go up there.
What the fuck, pal?
One lit and lobby.
One back lobby?
control
smoke my door
no I trolled that troll
are you gonna say it?
That's right
Nah, I fucked up right there. I fucked up. Fuck, I'm not one at all.
I fucking hit him 86, dude. Damn, man.
He went to say good-half.
Fuck.
I know you're fucking lying.
I'm lying.
I saw them both. I didn't see them.
Bro, I'm on 1920. I can't see a fucking thing in my screen right now.
Bro, are you sure?
No, no, no, no.
The door the door
Just rush out hot yeah, just need door and rush
What is this guy's killing bro
I
Didn't click that
Oh, no, oh
NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
I don't get to play!
I mean, I did, I guess.
Can you go, Pete?
Oh, let me go, man.
Aw, bro, this is the smallest thing, man.
What a fucking disgrace.
TARIC!
We need TARIC, bro!
You're stealing a shit!
I think we switched the reds I think.
Okay?
Yeah.
That might be why.
That might be why.
I don't have other than 8.
Oh fuck I have it.
I do, I do.
Cancel?
I'm down here, down here.
Careful, careful.
Careful.
Oh I just touched you but I'm sorry.
That flash got you but I'll try to credit.
Credit.
It's 1.
Oh, a big red, a big red.
Holy titties
But I can't find the fight oh my god
Oh my god.
I swear.
All right.
I take it.
We got.
Why is it?
Why is it so hard?
What the fuck is happening?
They play the game.
They play the game and at least one of them is
I do the funny.
I mean, they're all level 10.
They should say.
I'm going to need door and I'll smoke me as well.
this guy's bro this guy's instant headshot every time
There he is my friend.
Fucking disgusted. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
They're not wall hacking or embodying, I'll legit end it all.
Shut the fuck up! Stop saying change RISE!
Suck a fucking dick! Doesn't matter to RISE dude!
Fuck!
Oh my god!
For two hours you're spamming it dude! Get a fucking job man!
Wait, there's a Drensel plant or not?
Fuck.
Where's Hoagie?
I don't have him on my steam?
I have him.
Fuck!
That was disgusting.
Bro, why is this guy...
fuck these motherfuckers I dreaded flams set me up bro they put me in a hacker
lobby he tilted me and now I have to play alone I blame them both how do I
I keep this shit
What is the aircoots thing is me on a trip aircoots
To what is the steam friends list what the fuck is this
Where do I see my friends bro? Why is the shit so weird now?
Oh, there we go.
There it is.
Well, fuck?
I thought he said he would be in China with no fucking internet, no nothing.
His motherfucker is on Steam playing games, let alone using his phone.
I don't even know if the settings are the problem, but we're just fixing them.
Do the pros play on high or no?
Should I go low or is that?
I don't know.
i think i just played bad loki, it might not be a setting angle
settings don't matter
i agree with you loki
should we go high?
pros play all low, that's what i always play too but
alright we'll go all low
She looks disgusting
So shadow to high I'm not gonna see the shadows, but I'll do it for you
Turn off FSR is FSR batch out
Should this be enabled or enabled plus boost for NVIDIA Reflex?
on PC great I just started playing CS2 I don't know if I should grab a premier or face it.
I don't know. I have no idea. I would probably say premier. I think you should start on premier
I don't need this bitch
You're a bitch, and you know it, but I'll be here to remind you, ban nuke, dog show
map, I don't care about anything else.
If you don't drop 30 fucking kills here little jakey, I'm taking your fucking channel down.
I'm taking your channel down there right here. I'm dead ass, bro.
Were your friends hacking or no? Were they hacking?
No, no they aren't.
Bullshit! You're muted.
Alright, bruh. I don't know if they're hacking. I wasn't paying attention.
Oh, this kid on this kid.
Let's roll.
Fucking dog check game dude.
It's only dog shit cuz I'm Asta and I'm not talking to him.
Don't change your settings, just play bro.
I'm not warm, that's all it is.
I didn't play any DM.
Disgusting, oh my god.
Hold on bro.
I don't warm up soon, no joke, I'm gonna crash out.
I don't warm up soon, no joke.
I'm doing 24 hours CS stream.
is my half get on my way
I play the news after the middle change I think I seen that
Sorry.
It's alright.
I got you.
VVV
Fuck my life.
One half of you should be on site.
Okay!
AHHHH!
Sigh, Sigh, Sigh!
Every kill it!
I'm ass! I'm actually ass!
I feel like I'm ass bro, like I know I'm on a new setup and everything, but low key I'm
legit ass.
Shit, why do I peek that bro?
I'm not even giving myself a chance.
I'm actually tilt peeking, I'm not gonna lie.
Emotionally I'm not stable right now.
You want me to get that kill? Low key. I might have to hit up some of my friends on the lower ranks so I can do a Smurf Lobby. I need a confidence boost.
Alright we need 4 chatters at 8k rank. 4 chatters, 8k rank, I'm doing a fucking Smurf Lobby bro. We're not going to play in these fucking lobbies, we don't belong here.
Focus up here.
I'm going I can't do shit right right now. I'm not gonna lie
You get a bread lock in
Tariq remember who you are
You're right. You're right. I just wait. You're so fucking right
You're actually so fucking right there. You locked him right here. I've seen enough. I've read enough
I don't feel like I'm going to get one taped, I just feel like I'm going to get one taped.
Yeah he's quiet.
There's a couple of them.
One's dead.
One's dead.
One's dead.
Watch me.
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm watching doors.
Two of you.
Two of you.
Two of you.
Two of you.
Two of you.
Two of you.
Not out.
He got through the smoke!
What are you doing?
Not through the smoke, what are you doing?
It doesn't feel good, it doesn't look good, it's not been really...
Yeeeeee
Wooo
How to open FTS, see how it shows FTS
Yelts Eric saw the clip that you changed the res. What clip?
Teddy, Teddy clips it already.
The crazy part is that guy that I was going on hasn't typed since. He's probably just working now.
You are not robs, bro change res shut your bitch ass up. How about that?
I'm a shitter just like you guys congratulations. We're both the same
I might have to look you came to my rise though, I'm not kidding. I'm tuning my res. I need a vibe swap. I have to
Holy disgusting
This one, two bucks.
I hear water.
I'm going, babe.
Why is the volume so low, Stella?
I don't know how you can find it.
There's definitely some water.
A couple, a couple of water.
Two and three.
Green, watch out.
I have no hand-eye coordination at the moment I'm not kidding this is disgusting I hate
this game fuck I'm actually go back I'm changing everything dude alright that's
it I'm officially I don't know what to do anymore I'll take all suggestions but I
do feel like my audio is low I can't turn it up any higher but I think I'm
just that I think it's low-key cope I think it's low-key cope get off full
screen window I don't think that matters bro I'm not gonna lie
Shad is getting hot in here just me
yo Terry you good bro no I'm not good bro I'm freaking out over here the
temperature in the room is rising what the lights are too bright bro I don't
I can't I gotta see the ball going but I can't see it go in I'm throwing fucking what are they calling you throw it over the hoop
Fucking air balls, that's the one
One be everyone else
back always out wait what the fuck it's chicken never mind
i'm tweaking out bro i can't be here
i don't know if you can't be here am i clip farming right now what's happening
i'm just this is a clip farm i'm at a fucking simulation right now
My intuition is off so hard.
Oh my god.
Dude, I don't know.
I've never struggled this hard.
I actually have no answers for myself.
I don't know. I can't fix myself.
You got it. Relax.
Deep breath in.
Yeah.
I like this shaky guy.
My brain and mother.
It's a nice thing someone's ever said to me.
Like my intuition's off.
I'm hella scared.
I lost all my confidence.
I'm not getting.
I've lost all my confidence.
Everything's off.
I
Met three yeah
We are fucked
Okay, I have no answers to these situations right now, you know I'm saying I'm going to shut up
I think I'm just egotistical and it's like I don't know I've never read up myself.
I know I'm not ass, but I'm playing like ass.
And it's, oh, confusing.
Damn.
The Antares is now playing Counter-Strike 2.
Aware.
We'll bring it back.
I haven't had a goodbye, I'm not gonna lie.
We don't have to start buying together, bro.
Only three of us can buy.
Let's do a half by half by half by.
Let's do a half by.
Let's do a half by here.
Let's show them who we are.
The smoke, storm smoke.
The fuck is that?
My bag's funny.
There's be
They in there now
The outside a always holding me right now. Yeah, you see this
Where am I shooting?
They're disconnected my body
I
Oh my god, something I am a little DM after this. I'm not kidding. I'm a
Have no answers for myself, dude
I think I'm having a meltdown
Don't smoke me right here
Blowing flashbang
Blowing flashbang
Rushing
Rushing A
Wow
Make it down, make it down
Huh?
One more water
Wow
There's lifting, bro
I saw the ball going one time bro holy shit okay we can work with that I could
work with that it's something bro I blame something bro I don't know what the
fuck he infected me where the fuck you got whatever the fuck you got he infected
I'm just kidding. I love you, bro
one could be close to you but all the box the box
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I wish I should have died you try out for our sequel
PC my loved CPL mill fun fact used to be my favorite map. No joke. I'm not kidding. That's me my favorite map easily
Easily hands down one of the best massive coverage rig
What's up?
So are you like coming back to see us or you just like taking a break the way it's looking fuck. No
Yeah, well, I mean I try to play here in there. I'm trying to play a little more
I think it's me you're pushing with the knob that's crazy
If I stay oh
It's a compulsion
Fucked up my flash the focus broke. There's one out here. He'll clear it. You've been the last
Maybe on the last check it out
Or he's on the right, I don't know
Where's this shit?
I'm so confused I'm actually go I just feel like I'm running around like a headless chicken bro
This is pissing me off man
Yeah, it's troll. I think like I'm like disrespecting the opponents without I'm not in good form
With the hovering
This one guy in chat keeps having water
Look at us, bro, we're all stars stuck 23k
I'm playing. Actually, I'm on it. I'm on it. Don't smoke it.
Yep. This angle that I'm oping though, it's not great because they create...
Nice!
Imma just keep doing it. Imma keep playing the same way I'm playing. Imma force the issue. I don't do a fuck.
It don't work. It don't work dude. It's how I play.
W adaptability.
What rating is on 40k 23 this is 23k, but these guys are good now 23k now is like 30k back in the dead
Don't be fooled by this shit, bro
Holy fucking lag!
Good morning.
I got crossed.
I'm flashing to your right, peek down chef.
Flash me to your right.
Peek that bitch.
Come on then!
That's what I do!
I got zero kills on round by the way.
All good.
Shut your bitch ass up, Riddledice!
Change your fucking res pussy. That's the res guy by the way
Let's go hey rugs
All right
I don't even know why i'm coming out that guy like he's trying to help me
But you're not helping bro. You're not helping dude. If you want to help fucking twitch prime sub your words are not gonna help me
That's an internal matter right now
He's on me, he's on me!
I'm going to sleep with your stream open please stream at least five hours, but if you're
going to sleep I don't need a stream for at least like 30 minutes cuz I'm gonna
put you to sleep then it won't matter put you to sleep night night six seven
two
two
two
two
two
That shit I don't even play from this house
Not sure how it's fucked up everything dude haters are called excuses
Chester bitch ass up riddles must be
What a good bitch for a good boy?
Yeah
Plug your twist Jackie. It's been a while, bro. I know you're scratching. I know you're itching
You so what?
Like your twitch has been wild.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Nice man, I think we got it.
Drop! Drop!
Thank you.
Yes daddy.
Excuse you?
Good boy.
What?
It's kind of really funny though. It is really funny. I know this is not me, but it's funny
That's hilarious bro
I came back out to enter my team, dude
Oh my god
It's like a bad dream. We should probably save here
I don't even like that game. I regret buying it.
Why?
I don't know, I just don't like it.
What's wrong bro? You lost your goop?
Nah, I just don't like the fucking like techy shit.
Oh, like the snap hook and shit?
No, just like, I don't know, it's like, it's like Watch Dogs.
It's for the same reason I don't like Watch Dogs.
It's like a game revolving around tech like this old premise of the game. I don't like it
If I'm gonna play an extraction shoot, I'm gonna go put Tarkov
When this
Okay, oh
My god, but I don't know if I can take this dude. I'm playing so bad that
Do I just keep playing I
Thought I would I did I thought I would queue up drop 30s and then quit
I'm over here averaging seven kills a game like a chud
Bro on a major ten years ago, let it go it's actually coming up on ten years
Maybe I'm just having a bad day, bro shit happens though
That's my
What do you mean bro?
Oh my god let's go
Okay, well there's got to be part of the exploring
Come on, come on open that shut up like kind of worms. Come on talk to me
My no being you up. Oh, thank you, bro. You're getting too close to me, dude. Jerry play security
Jerry you watch time felt
Who me to great show? I may I may be young, but I think they hold you 19
20. 20? You ain't young?
Yo, what the fuck? Wake up, cuz.
You fucking old.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You told me your age, mate, bro.
This guy's very strong.
You got some old ass fuck.
Yo, this is furious.
You got some strays.
Let's go B. Let's go B.
How many hours you scrolled TikTok a day?
I don't use TikTok.
You don't scroll Reels?
I scroll Reels on TikTok.
Instagram?
Yeah.
Nah, you owe a shit.
Come on, dude.
I love my racist, sexist, fucking, anti-semitic means the best, bro.
What the hell?
TikTok don't got none of that.
Oh my god, they took it.
They push they push they
He's burning he's burning
Or did he say he likes me
He's a nice user
True true the lower junior might be
Yeah
He likes racist sexist and anti-semitic he's probably joking right by lovely junior
Fuck
Oh shit, dude, I'm not gonna lie. I'm fucking ass, but I know I'm not this bad. It's a bad representation of myself
What's your guys excuse
I'm on the top
This is a little ungrungy
Don't need an excuse. I'm performing
Wow come on
They might have pushed it again this guy could be here
Hello. Easy tiger. Easy tiger. You guys go and be. There's another another another another
another here. Why is he looking here? Can you hear me? Hold up. Where? Uh, look at you.
Look at you. He's on the, I don't know what side. Left side. I got my, yeah. You're
doing man you hear me must have heard me drop right I can't believe I just died at
this 6 and 18 I feel retarded okay maybe maybe we're gonna we won't have the best
jakey bruh
no folks taking their skills now
the half of them were through the fucking smoke
of
the
of
the
of
So anyway, let's start a blast, then.
Wow, this fucking angle.
Man, I'm so sluggish, man.
Oh my God!
Oh my god, dude. Oh my god
Yo boys, I need you to lock in I can't do shit. I was like a life game for me. Let's go
How does she know I don't even know where to go. We just got a fucking kill them
That's a water control. Let's go take water control. They push every round. Let's go stop them
Come on, don't you like it?
Come in, come in.
The bomb, the bomb.
One spawned.
Last guy spawned.
Yeah
My god
Let's stick to this round.
Can I sense fucked up or some shit?
It's not though, I checked.
I just kicked multiple times. I can drop. You need to drop me.
I dropped you Jerry.
You're awake.
Or Jakey.
You know, Jakey, you really need to stay six feet away from me. No jokes. I'm COVID sure.
You need to back your ass off dude.
Guys, don't freak me out. I'm not gonna lie.
No!
Oh, what are you doing?
What are you doing with my spawn, cuz?
watch the window watch the window he's down you can jump down and we don't be
hearing it yeah we're on the hearing there push push close left hit hit watch
out a push
damn dude
Come back to the right in the next one. I'm sure it's on the 23k. Okay, look here
I see all everyone's confidence a little shot right now
Jakey you might have to think I saw him, dude
Way is a little bad man her the real little Jakey can't say I played a game of Terrick and lost you know that's so true
Don't bring don't bring the story up Jerry
Nobody would believe in
I
It's not gonna cut it
Work your magic work your magic up low
Oh shit!
I'm not gonna cut it.
Uh, just a GGA.
It is.
It's alright. Come on. We're still gonna try. Let's go. Go away.
Actually, I'm gonna try to catch up to the fuck.
They hear everything, dude. These guys have ears like hawks, guys.
Holy fuck.
He almost killed me. No joke.
There's Brian right back.
I'm dog shit. What the fuck happens to me? Oh my god
My god
I'm so bad right now like I'm actually like I'm stressed bro. I'm just stressed
She didn't happen a year fall out now that was ass dude. That was straight up cheeky bumsies dude
Hey, whoever committed me, thank you.
Nah, I didn't commit in Jakey, but I got the option to do it.
Yeah.
I'll forget that.
I went after Missing, I did not.
But my Auto Ads running, honestly, W Auto Ads.
Actually, L Auto Ads, it would have been great for him to run before the lift.
Oh, I don't think I can fix myself, chat.
I might need a therapy session right now or something.
Resident Evil 9
It's just so hard to go out in a loss
Jakey's inviting me. Jakey, I would rather legit. I would rather legit fucking eat glass
I do one more I don't feel the problem is chat I do one more I'm not kidding you
there's a strong chance it won't get better it's part mental it's part I
I don't know. This is not me though. It's not me. I know I'm not ass, but I'm playing like ass
Interesting. Am I clip farming? How do I become a little clip farmer?
I guess we're having fun fuck it. I am having fun, but no the problem is that this I'm gonna start getting mad though
Is it like keep playing bad? It's not gonna be fun anymore
more. I'm gonna go one more. I'll go one more. If I don't drop 30 this game, 5 non-slub bands.
Change my res, change my fucking res. I'll break this monitor right now.
Who's the lowest rated on my friend, Ducky?
Who's Ducky?
Who the fuck is this guy on my friends list?
2,500 hours.
They're in both of my steam groups.
Those are both my steam groups.
Interesting.
Do we have any friends in common?
No.
I have no idea who this person is.
Davis is that hitch? I don't mean this. Why don't you change your resures, do it?
It's not a res issue. It's a media issue. It's a mental issue. I'm... there's too
Demons in my head right now. Ben Anubis, Ben, uh, Nuke.
Nuke! Anubis!
Take that.
Wait, what happened?
Oh, what up, Steve?
What up, Steve?
Don't look at it, bro.
The problem is I don't actually know if I want to keep playing if I play like ass I don't want to play
Even if it's fun. I can't be here
And I cuz I know I'm not asked but today might be one of those days where I can't snap out of it
I'm a head case
Have some fun no I'm having fun, but the problem is I'm gonna start getting really mad
I can feel it if I keep playing bad. I'm gonna start getting really mad
I've been having fun that I thought it was all fun and games like oh haha he we're
whipping here and there now I'm whipping every shot look at him
I'm being a shit
All right, let's change our mental for this game. What should we do differently?
Maybe I need to like put a motion aside and just stays done
Is that lucky to stream separate valorant
Just bait. It's not baiting bro. It's not even a baiting angle. It's not a baiting angle
All right, I'm gonna try to lock in here
This is actually clip for me am I clip farming am I clip farming
Am I clubbombing?
Is this a clubbomb?
What the fuck?
What is this music?
It's all we got
It's all we got bro
I'm playing wrong music. This dog shit song. I'm gonna fucks. Maybe there's too much noise in my head.
I'm playing with music this round.
Rush B, rush B, rush B.
You fucking badass man, bunch of vaders on this team.
if you're doing well, we're not mid dog.
If you found us out there where you're low anyway.
Keep going bro.
Yes, you know my kills
I don't get zero kills around
I
Just grab his music off
You guys hear that music or no
She slaps no
i thought i was lowkey playing better with the music but i'm not
I think they're that what does that mean chat? That means there's too much noise up here
I might have to go hop on the treadmill
You guys got 30 minutes. I'm gonna take a quick break
Hey, where's my gun?
We just go play resident evil I can't play this game if I'm bad I'd rather not play counter check ever in my life
my stuff. That's all I have. This is my last resort. If I have nothing, I have CS. Oh my
god, I'm back. No! What is this? What the fuck is this PUBG-ass scope? What is this?
What was that, Scout?
Yeah, bro.
All right, got this one.
What?
Bang it.
Oh, yeah.
Where's the pussy at?
Did I take it my shit?
Huh?
Don't fuck with me, cuz.
I
Haveers London Shreve fight
What is the overpass clip everyone's talking about did you pop off or something? Yeah, Tariq Astralis 1v4 overpass search it
Search it familiar familiarize yourself with it retweet it spread the word
Push mid
I think I'm missing the smoke.
Wait, I found my gun.
Yeah, hold on, hold on, I'm not going to lie.
Show me the lineup right here.
Where's it at?
It's like right this.
Line up on the corner of blue.
Look up a little bit.
Right there what the fuck you on that up with just like a little
Fucking nerd
Does it make me a scope merchant if I get killed with the creek
I jump through our standing standing
low key chat I'm seeing the ball go in but I want to get over confident
I gotta stay humble in times like this
What is brother doing big flash
Just let me work man!
He's low for sure.
He's fucking out my mojo cuz.
I heard him.
Let's throw him in your necks!
You've fell off Fark since last time brother.
At least I was on bitch!
We never even been on to fall off!
Talk to me!
Tori Rage!
Come on!
come on that you never even felt of the you never even felt what it was like to
be on you went off your whole life I'm just kidding by the way this is a joke
this is for comedic purposes I genuinely wish to everyone the best of
everyone in the chat well except for if you're an asshole then I don't fuck with
you am I okay play that clip someone he asked me if I'm okay you don't know
play that fucking clip play that fucking clip yes I'm okay my okay
B is clear. I'm just kidding. I don't know. What the fuck? They all crossed low. Nice.
You gonna beat that? I got Cat. I think he's back to A. I think he's back to A. They
Okay, I'm gonna smoke your lower-scale cat and I'll flash for you, run up cat, run up cat, I'm flashing in front of you.
Sick, mate.
Get that pussy.
AHHHHH!
Oh sure, one?
One in CT?
Yes or no?
That is f**k
SHIT!
I haven't watched you in five years, you are running me of a hybrid moan steal.
Because that's like my worst nightmare of a hybrid moan steal.
Hey, can I get an AWP close on?
At the ice cream?
Oh yeah, where do you need it?
Over here, I dropped you on it.
An AWP?
An AWP?
Oh, wait.
I dropped one.
Oh, thank you.
I drop them. Oh, thank you
I've been months
Like Olaf
They got it
I'm getting active. I'm slowly getting into that. I feel like I'm going to get athletic again
I'm getting a little athletic. Let me get one more of those close to them
You're my dog dog. You're my dog dog seven one like Brazil never forget
Okay, so I
Love this mechanic that I can press the buy menu and pick up the op back in my day back in my time
They drop the gun and spawn if you're not next to it. You have to actually run there
You privilege little fucks press the menu and pick it up
You would never walk a day in my shoes
One more B
Popping default
Wow, nice shot
Nice shot
He's one edge
I
Resident Evil today
If I get 25 kills I'll play again, but if I get 18 that's like a good 18
depending on the quality of the kills
dude the problem is that this HUD set doesn't get louder than that
wait no stopping for the one time
oh come on then major
Oh
No, mind if I do appreciate you wait, you do the thing
Yo, but can you do the thing where you jump Ali and boost me on your head major?
And also lucky you have the username of someone in baron. That's known stream snapper. No, Joe
Yeah, uh, yeah, someone drop my anger
dropping dropping
What the fuck I'm hella late that it was wrong I think it's supposed to be here
No, you stand there. I fall on your head
Is it there no, maybe it's here
Where do you lose?
I see a story. It's all good
The faster guys I'll call it. I'm a fucking good flash
Washington front
I said I said I'm flashing the guy doesn't understand me is my fault
show these kids how the dog slide really is done they think he was the guy
inventing it no I'm good don't cut that is a melon stream sniper a god like me
Is he a god?
Yeah, is he good?
Yeah, when he snaps, you have to kill him when he snaps.
What do you got there?
Get that.
Fuck!
Wait, I need that rocket.
Wait, I need that right there.
Oh, I'm not coming deep anymore.
Give me that.
21 feet.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Hell.
One down the glass.
One's out.
Ooh.
Okay, close to him.
Yo, windows.
Oh, man, I'm already fucking...
No joke, we need nine here.
We need nine.
I need a max one.
Okay.
If I one dig this guy long corner when I peek these doors, I'll give chat 50.
I'll give chat 50.
I'm just gonna peek one. I'm just gonna peek for a shot.
If I hit the shot, 50 gets it.
Stay for more. You know you wanna agree.
my first bullet if it hits my first bullet disgusting
I
Still
I'm a fucking net 365 that bitch over the span of the year
I
Got my ass, dude
You guys would you get so would you guys say CS communities toxic here?
Where is the sealant like not yeah in general we just hit his toxic when you play or not?
not really no
heard
Where you got that I got this
Yeah
Ask your CS player. Why don't you guys play baron instead? It's a better game
It's like doing a street interview chat. It's like going up the song in the street
See this in my hands. Yeah, I'm about to make something happen. They got that a mallets who the judge
Oh my god, what the fuck is that?
He just deeks me out.
I don't believe my freaking eyeballs, dud.
This is madness.
I was going to get that one too.
This isn't me.
I know it's not me, bro.
You guys know this is not me either.
Hey, close one.
You got me?
How about you?
No, no, I got him.
No, I don't need that.
Actually, I'll use this.
I'll use this.
I might need this.
Oh, you need that.
I need a max win.
that from what you know she knows you got the hat or no
Oh wow, oh wow, they're going to be...
Oh, my upper.
Oh, you guys missing.
Could be mid.
I'm right.
VCT over, but I'm giving your mediocre gameplay a chance.
You're a sub.
What do you mean?
You're a sub dude.
That's right here.
So find them sub right there.
Nooooo.
It's not looking good.
Alan.
They walk out beyond that.
Never mind, it's looking great.
Oh, it's like what the fuck one minute
Once I was seen that before
I'll be I'll be coming
Walked out be man. I mean, yeah, it's just fully open
How did he get through apps I got three. Oh
I might do LG chart. Oh god. This is putting a stain on my freaking heart
I'll tell one more maybe we'll see
What happens here camo tight co-workers, you know, there's all we got for now man, and I'm back in LA we'll be back
LG as in our resident evil.
You know it's worrisome chat when I start going into my settings.
Guys, revolutionary strut, we need some mid.
Are we rushing it?
Of course.
I must go out for you guys.
Oh.
Oh, wow, that's a little man, I expect it.
I hit him.
It's over.
One's hit, it's fine.
Are you going long?
Hi, guys.
Are they?
We're going long.
Ding.
Sike?
I don't know.
I think one of them's on.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
They won't be bruh
Anyone make tallest
I'm playing for stats on you with five
Fuck yeah, I play for stats
Come on then, peep me pussy
Come on then
Long?
Come on then
Get your head in the game.
I have no money.
I got a lot.
I got a lot of them.
Oh my god, I'm broke as shit.
I'm a go cat.
We should probably stop long, but I'm a go cat.
Get your head in the game.
I'm a go loose.
EA game.
What's the slogan of EA game?
Um, level of the game?
Well, for the game?
Suicide.
In the game, it's in the game, plus a 1.
One down mid.
Going for the house.
Don't do it Terry, just play the 1, plug it in.
You got long? Are they out long or not?
Yeah, I don't know.
We should go take it, let's go take it back.
Oh you tell, try to take it.
Alright just hold long and we'll look at it.
got that does anybody have a smoke for me no no I hear running tons I hear tons
all right hold that shit close on the smoke smoke tons oh nice I'm running away
running away yeah that might come kind of yo Tara come back to me
I think he's got a Russian, oh my god, I'm done bro, I'm not having fun, I'm getting
fucking big
You laugh so you died, what do you mean?
These things
Elevator
Where you from bro
Revents captain ah
Counterstrike oh sure who's bait? Yeah, but who the fuck is bait?
The you a is the tier one Ukrainian team really never heard of them even brother my goats
I have jerseys Alex 666 trick. I'll be taxing them
They're not on your DMs bro
We don't need you to win anyways
good bye terrier, wait boost over them?
yeah yeah yeah
they have long for free, over here
they have long, too long
yeah yeah they're out long, fuck it
fuck it
I'm going for a full flank.
I'm going for a full flank.
I'm going for a full flank.
Goodbye.
are we?
We lost that?
I believe it.
Oh, wow.
Back up back up back up.
Don't do it.
I'm losing my life.
I lost it.
I lost it.
What is happening?
Just don't die.
Just don't die.
I heard him picking up.
I'm crossing, crossing, crossing.
Wait, wait.
Where did I see chat?
Maybe not, maybe not. I'm lying, I'm lying.
What did I see on my screen?
Did something not fly across my screen?
I
Do I can't
I think I hit him for 34, yeah, what's happening I'm popping off after this game
you're so right wait I'm gonna do a flash now maybe I'm lagging chat now I'm
I'm lagging I think I'm ass, but I don't know why I can't put my finger on it
When I go back to LA we're playing CS after bus bags
Oh my god
I hit him once right there.
Now I might try, I've been playing for, I've been playing for two hours, that might have
been my first 3k today, or my second.
I usually will get five 3k's a game.
It's over?
I
Hope you guys need to get to diesel
It's got 33 kills. It's two minutes of shit
Shock ball outside and play resident evil
Oh
Man, I think I should bro. I'm gonna I'm gonna get really fucking mad. It's not not my CS day. I
I
Just can't I don't believe my eyeballs, dude
Let's open some cases up. No, Joe. I was open the case wasn't a good case to buy. I'm buying cases. I'm taking my stress out
And buying cases
What is dreams of nightmare not a good case or no
Beaver.
Beaver case is good chat.
Alright I'm going to be a beaver, I'm going to open up, let's do 40, 40, I'm going to
33 a random number
Loki this music is so ass do we just open it with no music or play something else
So I can't play and I have to play non-copyright
Oh, I have to use my phone
Should we open it in silence and just sit here with our thoughts?
Oh no, I didn't raise the price in the buy.
Is it going to buy them for the sing- oh, I bought them.
Hold on.
Hold on to buying the keys.
Need more keys. We'll get them after
All right, here we go
music or no
You look yes music or no, no yes or no
No, what are thoughts? Oh a knife
So you guys know when you're open in case you can feel the knife my feelings are all fucked up right now
I don't feel shit
Oh my god, a purple, we can get a knife.
Ah, come to play CS somehow, look at these cases, what a fucked up day.
Disgusting, disgusting game.
Gaven is a sick, sick human, he's a sick human.
Hi, sipping an ice latte on this fucking yacht right now.
Ice it should be.
Dota is a shit game, you tell him I said that.
Regalizers will always clear Dota.
Always.
It's higher skill ceiling shit game.
The new ultraviolets are in the terminals?
The terminals are $18 to buy a terminal.
Is it $18 to buy a terminal than how much are the cases I would rather open those
You buy a terminal you get five rolls don't buy it
One for experiment? Should I just buy one terminal to see what it is, chat? I'm not gonna try
buying one. I don't know what it is. I'm so confused. I never heard of a terminal in
the thing. What is it called? Deadman terminal? Deadman terminal? Or what is it? Dead terminal?
hand's terminal one item may be purchased from this terminal what does that mean it's
18 bucks each what is this unsealed terminal your once you unsealed your terminal becomes
is not tradable. Okay. One item may be purchased from this terminal. What are they talking about
purchased? Can I pick the gloves? Offer a limit. Okay, let's put the limit to 1,000.
No, fuck that.
Why do they spend so much time creating this?
No.
What is this? What is this?
What is this?
Hold on how much did I pay for the case 18 bucks? It's only minus 16 none. Do we consider this low key?
Ow
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
What?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
$18 right there. That was $18 gone. I'll never see you again. I clicked the double buttons
$18 is gone. I could have got a whole meal for that.
Wait so basically the chat they made a little terminal where it's like you're
opening more cases like it's like I'm opening five cases in one.
Except you don't even get to keep the skins.
Oh, that's true.
Wait, that's so true.
You don't keep the skins, though.
Wait, what do you mean you have to buy the skins separately?
No.
You're telling me that once I accept accept the deal I have to pay that price for that skin
I thought you just get the skin there
What oh
My god
You're paying $18 for a chance to buy that skin wait what?
Why would that I would
Why do why okay, so what's the difference from opening it through the terminal compared to me just going on the market and just buying that skin for that price
What's the difference?
Markets gonna be more expensive
It's cheaper by a lot
You get a sticker that says you're the first owner
The terminals brand new genius terminals 53 cents that him will eventually get there. I see so right now. It's like not worth it
Is there any benefit of opening skin through the terminal does that skin you open through it like have a higher
value I guess apart from the fact that it's the new skins oh my god a purple that
I don't know I feel like I shouldn't waste my money on that sounds degenerate
I think we'll just open the rest of these fever cases and then fuck off
Dude
713 I guess I mean
Everyone knows that these cases are a waste of money
right
But I
I feel like society now low-key like with all the gotchas like even like a la boo boo's it's just like
It's such a trend to like open up these RNG boxes
You know
It's fun to gamble yeah
But it's like the odds are I'm pretty sure the odds chat of opening a knife is one and four hundred
That's your odds of opening the night I think right?
One and four hundred dude
Like I'm a resident evil I'm not playing for this one in 385. Yeah
We'll forget my friend
Yeah, you can open it on the first roll you can oh
Yeah, I saw the kids you open the hundred dollar knife ever spending 5k or that could happen
There's no we know from the butterfly knife face to
Just give me one knife right here, bro. Just one
My message for two knives
That was great. Oh
Fuck they edged me the blue ball. I
Seen it. I seen the tip. I seen the tip of his head
Oh my god.
Does that mean the knife is closed chat or doesn't mean anything?
Does that mean the knife is closed?
Realistically it doesn't mean anything.
Watch this chat.
Key 1, case 6.
So help me god this isn't a knife.
So help me god this isn't a knife right here.
I manifested.
Watch this.
It's a butterfly too.
Imagine though, I didn't know it would be butterflies in this case.
Case one, key one, it always works.
This is the hidden magic trick right here.
I'm about to David button this shit.
Watch this, watch this.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
Watch, watch.
If you're not watching, watch now.
Look at this.
Watch yellow.
I meant this one right here.
It's teasing me, Loki.
Loki is teasing me.
I don't know why, but I feel a knife coming.
I might keep going.
Do we open some more or not?
I feel a knife coming.
Okay, this is what we'll determine.
If the value of this next skin I open is more than 25 cents, I will buy 20 more cases.
Okay?
bar extremely low. If the value of this next skin is more than 25 cents I will
buy 20 more skins.
That's tough. That's tough, bro. That might be three cents. I'm not, this is probably three
cents. How do I, how do I sell the marketplace? Someone check. SSG08
Memorial Minima where how do I I gotta search it up I says she Memorial Minima where
Oh my god, it's 33 cents we're going more we got 20 more cases. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. All right, hold on
All right, let's change it up. Let's go dream them. I'm there fuck it I
I thought for sure that'd be like six cents. I thought for sure that's six cents.
Alright, I got the cases, hold on, I'm gonna buy the keys.
I don't have enough room my inventory fuck I don't know I'm not good with trade-offs
bro but I must start off from the trade-off these motherfuckers the problem is
that oh my god I'm gonna show up the wrong skins and freak out dude
like I don't know if I'm selling skins that are expensive
These all look talk shit though.
track factory new 2014 eSports
collection cancel how much is this thing
cost $7 I would have we're not trading
I'm nothing no more that almost pissed me off
They should have okay, can they add the value next to the items like that would be so helpful no chat
You know how an arc Raiders or in my return you can see the values like why can't I see $4 $3 $1 like next to their names
This shit is confusing as fuck for no reason
Well? There's a plugin? Really? There's an in-game plugin? Well, you get banned for it or no?
I'll take a red scoundrel, fuck. I got a trophy on this scoundrel, fuck it, though.
Alright, here we go.
Alright, key number 4-5-6, case number 4-5-6-7.
If this is a knife, I will do a TikTok trend fucking video.
Come on, baby.
Come on baby!
Imagine?
Alright, we'll do a condition for each case.
If this is a knife, I will give chat 100 subs.
If this is a knife, I will donate $2,000 to charity.
This is a knife we will shave a viewer's head on stream discord screen share and pay them to do it
Is this how I respond to my messages
this is a knife I'll play one more game
if this is a knife I'll play Resident Evil until I finish it for the next
streams
If this is a knife, I will shave my beard.
If this is not a knife, I will play Resident Evil after this case opening.
If this is a knife, I will ban five subs.
We're playing Resident Evil out there.
If this is a knife, I will raid a streamer with one viewer today.
Jesus, we're not getting fucked.
If this is a knife, I'll shake my balls and lie on a stream.
We're not getting no fucking knives, bro.
There's no knives in these cases, man!
It's a fucking scam dude!
Alright, hold on. Let's do a case wiggle.
I don't want to go to the case. Or you can't go to the case anymore?
What the fuck?
I took it out. I took it out. The one fucking...
The one... The one thing that... Dude, that's crazy.
Alright, what if I click the knife?
The crazy part is, if I do this and I open a knife, I know for a fact that...
And this... Like someone out there will start doing this.
If I open a knife, people are gonna start doing that, clicking the knife.
oh my god gold gold gold how does Odi open that what does he say boss boss boss
honestly got better luck though
boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss
I don't even want two dives, bro! Just one!
Watch this chat. Look, I'm gonna click all the skins that are not that I don't want.
Inspect. One, two...
Now I'm going to wait five seconds to register it, five, four, three, two, one, zero, spending
my chair at one time, eyes closed.
I feel it, it's ripe.
It's red. It's red. It's a knife! It's blue.
Was there anything on the screen though?
So you were telling me motherfuckers buy these cases, buy these keys, and knives come out of them.
Yeah. Good fucking joke bro. Good fucking joke bro.
Good fucking joke, bro.
Ain't no fucking nice in here, dude.
By the way, if you guys remember, trade my skin at $1,000 on my birthday, steam credits, so I'm still burning through that money.
So really, I've used $0 today. Also with that money, I bought Resident Evil and Poppy Playtime.
All right, do we open more or no?
Wait, okay, we need a condition to open more.
Okay, I will flip a coin. We'll flip a coin to determine it
Heads I open more
That's three
That's five
Two one
Let's put the RNG
All right, if it's less than five I open more that's three
best five best seven fuck what the fuck man all right last 20 and we're done last 20 we're done
last 20 and we're done we're do last 20 we'll do last 20 and then we're gonna call it and we'll
mobile play resident evil I don't understand bro what the fuck
I have no luck I have shit for luck man I have shit for luck
actual shit for luck dude oh my god that was disgusting
Wait, where's the cases?
Did I buy them?
Or is it a confirmation?
What happened?
No one's selling them for two bucks?
They're 215 now.
Bro, these cases are volatile.
The price is moving quick.
Bro the CS Steen market is like a fucking stock market dude.
This shit is fucking fluctuating every second.
Okay.
Alright we got them allotted by keys.
Alright turn this fucking Mickey Mouse music off.
Alright.
Try one terminal?
Done.
I'll do one terminal as well.
Fuck it.
The terminals are actually a waste of money though, but I'll do it because it's new
I'll do it knowing that I'm getting scammed in cuz it's new
Well, I'll get one of the other one of the older ones too
Hold on hold on everyone holds
We get one of the older terminals I'm gonna open that older terminal first make the game think like I'm a fucking day one and
Then I'm gonna open the newer one up because it'll probably want to give it to me
It's about tricking the system
All right, all right, I'm gonna open this old terminal this cost me 50 this cost me $1.00. I paid for it actually
Okay, I'm gonna open this old one up. This is the terminal fucking that came out 10 years ago. I guess I don't know
Enough yapping bro, do you not miss this feeling?
I do miss that feeling
I still have that knife.
Ooooooh!
Wait chat!
I make profit on this.
I'll pay one dollar if I get it.
You have to buy it?
All right now we're gonna open the new one this is the new one
You could buy at least address I got your call
Although my address on there is fine but okay this is the new one
Just one glove bro, I don't even, oh my, let's talk, let's talk, okay, let's check this out,
okay, P250, Kint and Sugey, feel tested.
It's $12 it's selling it to me for on there, fuck, is this even a skin that's being sold?
This is no one has the skin, dude
Can I buy it and sell for a hundred oh?
It hasn't been a week yet because these skins are not able to be sold
Loki it's not a bad buy
It's not a bad buy bro
But I don't think it's gonna be worth that much so who's coming up with these prices, bro
How's they how do they value it at $11?
I'm going for the juice, yeah, it's fine.
OH!
Fuck!
Oh, fuck.
Buy it? For sure, max win?
wait is it guaranteed to go up I don't think so I think we buy this I think we
buy this for sure I agree I think we buy this and resell for 150 a couple of
days thoughts
oh shit I'm gonna leak oh shit am I buying this I bought it
I might be the first person to own this skin I might be the first I might be the one of one
I might be the first rapper to own a crane flight
The one of one bro, it's got the Olaf fucking thing over here look at this
Is that a rare scratch on it what's the load on this point to see that's good enough
You've seen 20 opens bullshit you fucking liar you're a hater if you know it
I open his knife right here I'll give it a shot
Oh my god I saw a ride
I open a knife right here
I don't know dude I got nothing the beard goes
I open a knife right here, I'll flip my table.
No, I can't do that.
That'll be bad.
If it's over a thousand bucks, conditions are crazy.
I don't even want your fucking knife.
Keep your fucking knife, you dog shit game.
Valorant clears you!
Valorant will always!
Damn.
Keep your fucking knives to yourself, Gaben!
It's not even good, yeah, man.
Alright, case three, load seven.
Let it sit there for a second.
Let the game feel bad for you a little bit.
Let it process that information.
Catch it off guard, bang!
It's a knife. I just checked.
Close it early.
Wait is that purple? It was a purple though.
Key 1. Let it sit there, let it sit there. Open to keep.
Nah, I won't do it. Actually, on second thought, nah.
Fine, you got me.
That's all I read though. Maybe it likes to be keys like key.
I'm telling you, there's some weird fucking voodoo magic with this shit, bro.
Mckieba's menu open for a little bit.
I'm telling you, there's something to what I'm doing.
I'm gonna make it seem like I went AFK.
And then I came back and said, give me a knife.
Oh no, I'm gonna leave. I'm stepping out of the house.
Oh fuck, I forgot to open that case. Let me open it up real quick.
Probably just get a blue.
I don't know I'm not sure if I get a knife right here.
I will play 100 of hours of Counter Strike in the next 30 days and I'll suck my own dick
on stream life.
God damn.
I'm doing a bonus man!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
God
I'm doing a bonus man
It's not bad
What's the odds of a red
Battle score spit in my fucking face. Why don't you battle scarred battle scarred
Spit in my fucking face mate.
Let's see what this costs.
MP9 Starlight, protect your battle's card.
MP9.
Holy fuck, it's a hundred bucks!
how much does the factory know?
150, wow.
Wait, this is a legit-ass skin, bro.
Wait, you can trade off reds for a knife, can't you?
Hold on a second here.
Hold on a fucking second here, let's talk.
Hold on here, let's see what reds we have.
We have a player two Prisma battle scar.
How much does that cost?
Player two.
This costs 65, okay 170.
What's the cheapest ones here?
This battle star's gotta be cheap, no?
Battle star, how do I see the values of these guys without doing this, bro?
Battle star feel tested?
That one's 50.
cheaper. Living color, feel tested. Go back to your inventory and check there. Wait, I
can? Oh, okay, I'm right. Okay. Okay. Living in color, 50. Battle star is 50 good. Okay,
Okay, so I have two of these that's expensive. Player two is 70, Angry Mob.
Fuck. Fuck, wrong button. Fuck. Angry Mob is 70.
Leap Moussio
Holy fuck
What about the print stream
70 70 70 okay wait we can do this these are both 50
70 70 this how much was this I think we can do this okay this is okay this one
okay we'll do live in color add these numbers on chat 50 plus 40 plus 70
80 plus 80 plus 80 what is that 320 is that worth doing a trade-off what skins
with those fuck hold on this one. French Stream? Yes. That was with those skins I'm pretty
sure. Hey what about this guy? That's from someone that I don't like that one. All right.
All right. 320 dollars! Both MP9 for better chance of knife? What? What are you guys
What are you guys strolling about, bro?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
The Starlight's expensive.
Why?
Is it a better chance for real?
Better knife and mose, actually?
Battle's scored.
What's this one?
Minimal wear?
100.
They're both 100.
Starlight's the best collection?
Okay fine. I'm gonna assume you guys know what you're talking about. We'll do both MP9s, then we'll do the, um, I think it was the...
I don't know.
Don't do the A4?
M4A1S. Oh all color and then this one. Should I do the snake bite?
And the AWP.
Alright so this is 100 plus 100, 200 dollars. The print stream was 80 bucks,
280 the player 2 is 70 bucks 300 280 plus 70 that's 350 plus the angry mob was
also 50 400 bucks I guess 400 bucks
now what can I get here no I ain't doing it bro I ain't doing it
Oh fuck.
I don't have to stand up for this one dude.
This is a crazy POV, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm just gonna ask my dog.
No.
Oh my god. Do we do this for real?
Edge for better chance? How do I edge it? How do I edge this?
Oh yeah, leave it like this?
Make it seem like we've thought about it for a while.
Okay, chat, I'm bound to keep yourself for 24 hours like this.
I'll leave my PC on overnight.
I'll post on my Instagram story when I do it.
Cause I think we do have to edge it.
I think the longer you wait, the better item you get.
Put console over it.
What do you mean consoles? I don't think they fucking read this shit bro, I'm not gonna
lie. Should I rub the trophy before I do it? I have to go back to do that. Do I rub the
trophy chat no I don't want to fuck with the vibes I don't know grab up the trophy
low key I think we have to move our mouse very slowly I want them to know I'm
nervous I want them to think I'm nervous
then we sit by the proceed button for a little bit just wait like we don't know
if we want to do it we're edging the game cover the scream a console and show
least oh like this
I got right now we can wait
Oh
It was like I'm going on stage again, I'm getting nervous, I'm not gonna lie, let's go
up so it doesn't leak, oh is it gonna leak there?
I see, what do we want the screen to say?
No, I'll go fast for a bit.
way now I don't know when we open it though when do we open it I don't know
no bro I'm not doing it now trust me it's not time bro there has to be a sign
There has to be a sign, bro.
Open it at 4.56 in 11 minutes.
Wait, well, in 11 minutes, 4.56.
I don't know.
I need a sign to open it.
Something has to happen for me to open it.
I can't just open it off nothing.
has to be a reason to open it. I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know what to do.
I don't know. I got nothing in. She's begging for gifts and subs. No, I don't know. Maybe
um
He's doing that on your channel
Bro, I can't open it now. I'm not gonna I won't open it this stream. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna leave this pc like this
I'm not I'm leaving. I'm letting marinate. I needed some marinate, bro. I need to legit marinate
I need to let it marinate, bro. Trust me. It has to marinate good
I don't think it's time. It's not ready, bro. It's not ready to crack
It's not ready to crack bro
Alright, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm
ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh, it's a wait. When we open it,
slowly show the cut we what if it's a cut knife $400 how much should we put in
here $400
all right
now
I don't want to look I ain't gonna show it. I ain't gonna show it to the next stream. I ain't show it to the next stream. No joke. I'm gonna pay you all in this shit. I'm legit not showing it. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I ain't showing it. I'm paying you all in this shit. Come back next year to see it.
Legit, straight up, I don't give a fuck dude.
We will not be looking at that knife.
Hahaha.
I told you, I told I told you, I told you.
God.
For God.
For God bro.
Oh!
It's green bro, it's green.
Hey.
What's up?
It's green!
Wildfire collection?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Is that good? I think that's good. That's gotta be good.
Is that good? I think that's gotta be good.
I think that's gotta be good, no?
I think that's gotta be good.
That's gotta be good.
That's gotta be good.
That's gotta be good.
Oh my god.
Holy fucking shit. Hold on here. Everyone chill for two seconds, bro. Holy fuck. This knife is massive.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see it.
FACTORY NEW! Wait, is that correct? Is that correct?
What?
0.03 is that good or no does anyone know does anyone fucking know
How do I know how much is this how I find out in the market by we nice game with up there
Check on here this guy saw his what who the fuck is this bro?
What the fuck is this?
It's an emerald what do you mean it's an emerald?
Oh my god, well wait, how do I tell with the floats?
Wait, we actually came out of- we doubled our money here, it's a fucking money hack.
Anyone got any reds?
Check on CS floats, go to my inventory, how do I do it?
Yes.
Is this going on here?
Should I sign it on this or no?
I don't know why people are saying this.
Why can't I just figure it out myself?
This guy's knife is...
Wait, that's the wrong one.
This guy's knife is factory new.
It's fine?
Oh, okay.
All right, hold.
Are you sure it's fine or no?
Is I'm a Google it is CS flow trusted
Me if everyone's saying yes, then it's fine. It's fine
How do I uh sign him a QR
Imagine I log into my semitrail tomorrow all my skins are gone. The only thing left is my trophy
Okay, what am I doing on CSFloat?
I have read and agreed in terms of service real quick.
Make sure nothing bad in here.
Yep, that's good.
Try the policy real quick.
Make sure nothing bad in here.
That looks good.
All right.
Email.
what's my email what the fuck they need me to verify my fucking email kind of
fucking scammer they run here
Hold on, alright we're good.
Alright, now what?
Go to my profile?
Oh god, is it leaking?
Oh my shit, oh my god.
Go to my cell items.
No, I just want to see the fucking value go to marketplace market
Then type in Bowie Emerald was the point of this why why why did I
0.03. That's the same as mine.
Oh, it's that track.
What is mine?
0.03.
Is this, no?
Sort by lowest?
Lowest is 600, it looks like.
So it's like 600 bucks, right?
It's like 550, 600.
I mean dude, I'm not gonna lie this shit looks insane though. Holy fuck. That's pretty sick pull
I was I think I was a win. I was actually a win
Profit yeah, but like bro we spent 400 bucks to make 150 profit
We make it seem like we're fucking like we're robbed the bank, bro
We made a hundred bucks here. I've lost 400 bucks in this case opening like well
How do I get a 10k knife? You know what I'm saying like what are we gonna do with a hunt like?
Am I being greedy, but like fuck dude, I'm trying to hit it big man
A profit is a profit. Yeah, you're right
I'm being greedy. I didn't want another knife. I already got my one knife
If it wasn't a bowie you would have hit big
Why the fuck did I get imagine I got a karambit chat oh my god if it was a
Karambit I would have fucking died I think I wait I already have that
Karambit though I literally have it I literally have the Karambit of that
right what's this knife cost Karambit Dapo let's see how much this cost
Karambit, let's see
Karambit Doppler emeralds
7,500 lowest what's this where zero point zero five
So this one's 9k at point zero five
God damn, do people pay- who's paying 9k for this?
Who in their right fucking mind goes out and pays 9k for this skin?
Alright, now I'm gonna check all my knives cause I'm actually curious.
This knife is interesting, it's a- it's a blue karma.
One side of it is fully blue, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know if we can find this knife.
What's a Karambit Case Harden Minimal Wear?
How do we find this one?
Karambit Case Hardens.
Search by pattern?
How?
Pattern 4?
How do I do that?
Just type 4.
What the fuck?
Battlesguard in fact they're renewed.
Mine is minimal wear though.
It's not on here.
like 15k maybe? How do you know it's 4 chat? Oh pattern template 4 I see. This
one's 15k? 20k? Holy fuck. I'm pretty sure this knife in game chat, one side of
it's completely blue. Like one side of it's full blue and the other's like not.
Alright, let's do the next one. What else do I got? I got a Statrack
Karambit case-hardened fact new this one is probably not that crazy
Stats track
Fat new
This one's 5k too?
Is that correct?
Holy crap!
0.04, same thing.
It's 5k.
No?
864 pattern?
Pattern isn't in.
864.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
864.
864.
864.
864.
864.
864.
864.
864.
864.
864.
Flip it arounds, what do you mean flip it around my knife?
Bro this thing looks rusty as hell, I'm not gonna lie.
Anyone who buys this got scammed.
Look at this thing bro, this thing looks like it's out of a trash can.
Wait, so how do I see?
How do I see it?
How do I check it?
I can't or it doesn't exist?
Check recent sales?
It's market price, you think?
Well, this is not mine.
The only one here is this.
Click on the skin.
I mean, this is different.
Remove factory, do you wanna keep the pattern?
They average from 700 to, yeah.
20K.
But my pattern is way higher.
These guys, is this his pattern 10.1 chat, 37.0?
Mine is 864?
That means I have like zero blue.
Is that what that means?
Arrow CS is in chat.
What did I unbox?
Bowie Emeralds, yeah.
Checked non-snatch rack.
Oh, non-snatch rack, maybe, yeah.
Maybe non-snatch rack, let's see.
No one's song 864 bro 864 pattern is crazy
Add the pattern it doesn't exist oh
750 8th wait is this my pattern
How do I see the pattern here
I
Battles card minds back no
I don't know. I don't know it's right there. I don't see it. I don't see it here
What I'm blind you see it right here. Oh right there. I see it. I see
How do I see 864s that were sold before?
How do I see recently sold
Yeah, whatever this one's fine. We'll just say it's like 2k 1k. I don't know
There's a graph there. Oh latest sales. Well, this one was sold for 5k
What the fuck oh this is different though
I don't know was it say it's like a thousand bucks this one's piss yellow you're right
do I have any more what the fuck is this dog shit butterfly knife crimson web battle
This might be 200 bucks.
You're lucky.
What is it?
Battle Scarred.
600 bucks still?
Maybe it's a rare float.
Pain pattern 211, bro.
It doesn't even exist.
I spy like 500 bucks.
I spy like 500 bucks.
I spy like 500 bucks.
I spy like 500 bucks.
I spy like 500 bucks.
I spy like 500 bucks.
It's probably like 500 bucks, right, chat?
What about this lore?
This is the knife I opened in that clip.
If you saw the clip just a second ago.
Butterfly knife lore, minimum wear.
This is probably 5...2k?
No.
Minimal wear.
One K for the cheapest what's the flow?
Zero point. Well, you know, I don't know what float even is by the way. I have no idea. What's the pattern 822?
Doesn't exist
So it's probably one K chat, right?
It's probably one K it's like one of these knives
It's point one four. Yeah, it's like one point two K
Yeah
All right, and the last night this Doppler's not shit. So that my most expensive knife is this
This case hardens honestly, I was gonna look at it. I actually haven't seen this shit
Like one side of it I remember is completely blue
How do I go into a aim bots on this shit? I don't have it
How the fuck do I go into aim-bots on this bitch?
Can I have it in console? Or I don't have the map, probably, honestly.
How do I just go into a custom?
Wingman, casual, no.
Do I go into a practice?
Oh, I got it.
the fuck is this why is my console ask us cuz this fucking
like the changes commands
Holy shit, it's blue. No, is that the blue side? Oh no, is it this side? It's this side. This is the blue side
Look at that. We have to turn this shit up
Is it this side or that side?
Doesn't look that blue bro. Not gonna lie. I thought it would be more blue. I thought it was the change.
I think it's this side that's blue, right?
This side
I don't think this side is blue. I think it's the play side.
This has bluer.
It's both hella blue, really?
You get it?
Can I do this? Can I restart the game and then I'll do my math?
Oh, sick.
I mean, this shit's green as fuck. I don't care what anyone says, bro.
This shit's greener than any fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.
Bro, look at this thing.
It's like a fucking sword in my hand.
It's back new dude. It's legit. Well, this thing this is this is probably the sickest knife, bro
I'm not gonna lie. This shit is so green
Let's do this one. This is this one's green as fuck too
Yeah, this is green as fuck too, I'm not gonna lie. You know, look at my knives and my gloves are ass, dude. I
Never cared about skins though to be fair
I used to just borrow skins from my friends just to use for the event.
Check the butterfly lure.
This is clean too.
By the way, what are we doing right now by the way?
I don't know.
I never looked at my skin so, but it's just clean too.
I'm not gonna lie.
Why do you flip the ship properly? I forgot.
You spam it?
Or is it just F?
It's just F, bro. It's just F to inspect.
Why is it not flipping better?
F in a load, yeah.
That's the flip? That's the only flip?
Bro, the Valorant flip is so much better
It took this shit and made it insane.
I'm not gonna lie, this flip is fuckin' nothing.
Oh, wow, that was good.
Wait, oh, it's different if you, like, switch to it.
Saw that?
Is it RNG?
Oh, if you, there's like multiple flips, the good flip.
Oh, there's the good flip.
see that you can't get it every time
right there it is the bottom the fuck why is this bottom I'll leave
whatever what else we got last one oh yeah this is the this one's 1k
That's it. That's all we got bro.
I love this M4. I don't know what this costs.
Dude I'm not gonna lie, the other day I played one game off stream with Nade Shot.
And he asked me for some Taric stickers and I gave him a bunch of them.
I gave him like five or six.
But these motherfuckers are actually expensive as fuck dude.
Like...
Like not all of them, but the optic ones were like, this is a hundred bucks.
But I don't know if they're actually, uh, thousand bucks.
Who's paying a thousand bucks for this shit?
Like these prices have got to be inflated at like inaccurate, right?
Like can I see the sales?
Wait, there's actually some, there was forced, four of them got sold for 500 bucks a couple
weeks ago.
Who the fuck's buying this shit? There's a couple here and there
Someone bought one for 60 bucks. This is 60 bucks. This is inaccurate
This is Boston golds. Oh 200 bucks. Wait dropping. What's happening?
So there's like a couple sold every like right now and then that's what it looks like I
I wonder what's one sold the most how do I do that?
Number of bids?
I'm falling off.
The person dropping my stickers.
The cheapest one, oh that signature is ass though.
Look look.
I think this signature was nice.
This is too much.
I think this Optic one was sick.
The CLG one, or is this Cloud9?
This one is nice too.
It's the same one.
This one is nice too, Loki.
This Cologne one is nice.
This Cologne one is nice.
The Boston one's nice too.
That's the same one, right?
Yeah.
Well, this one is sick too.
This is actually probably my favorite.
All right, you can open and check your whole inventory pricing.
Let's just float how profile.
How do I see my inventory value on this bitch?
Sell items.
I gotta install the extension, fuck that.
Wait.
How do I get out of this menu?
26k what's that's wrong bro one of my knives are 20k it's wrong it's legit wrong
I'm closing this website
all right we're done all right we're done
I'll put one more in now your girlfriend isn't either or call it
lowkey I'll put one more fuck it I'll do algae low play algae solo few last game
The case got me robbed up the case got me robbed up a last game last game for real last game for real last game for real
I'm gonna do one algae so and we're done
Can die anymore nice open?
I'll do for real with the AK. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Can I open that?
We're gonna take a chat
Wait, Jordan again, let me see
I'll do one algae, but he's probably is
I
Bob review Bob review
Oh
Okay
Inspect the AK
Oh shot those some stickers on this bitch. I got stickers on me. Hold on
Holy fuck I got holo stickers
Oh fuck, oh fuck, I did it, can't leave the store now!
Not sure, my bad.
Oh yeah, I tweeted that clicks, I can't see the tweets though, I did it from my, I don't
have Twitter on my phone no more so I can't read my tweets, I'm on my PC.
That's the rule I made for myself.
If I'm gonna scroll Twitter I have to be on my computer which I feel like is way more
degenerate.
Wait, well basically the goal is to not scroll
Wait, what did he say? Shall I pull it up? Let me see real quick
He didn't say anything I just tweeted this and I replied to it yesterday
Because I think I mean I didn't watch the tournament was a tournament fun anyone that watched it was it a hundred K
God damn oh he's thinking I'm trim I see
why did I play cuz we were doing VCT yesterday and also I just didn't think I
would like I saw a sweet I could have message them but I just didn't I just
didn't think I would want to play after the matches so yeah I have green
as hell yeah
these gloves aren't it I know I might have to get some new gloves I need to buy
the new gloves that just came out so remind me when they're actually
Yeah, I think who's big ass night rolls that's why I was like 80 pounds
Like a fucking sword
Clicks in the chat
That's not clicks. What is it?
99 kill lead in CS go
Bro, you kill me it. What do you want me to do? I can't build fucking boxes around you, bro
You fucking you'll drop your mouse in the floor randomly hit a headshot
That's not the same thing bro, how about I mean I
How I don't even know what the CS equivalent of a 99 kill is
I mean you won't beat me in a 1v1 but like you'll get rounds because I'll die
I don't know. I don't know what is a 99 cool equivalent CS chat
I'll give you a 50. Oh we go. You know what you do actually 1v1 aim map and
You have to get 20 kills before I get a hundred so that's not yeah
And I think I could do that, right, Chuck?
I don't think it kills me 20 times out of 100.
I don't know how good it is.
I've never seen him play it, but that's my guess.
That's my guess.
Out of 100 times, but that's not that crazy, though.
I don't think it's that crazy.
Based on today's CS game, did you get cooked?
Today was a bad day.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
Flush, fine.
It's in theory up.
He's out, he's out.
No.
Hold on, hold on.
What was that, man?
That's fair.
I don't know if that's like too much, or it's fair.
I
Think it's my fine 20 kills and a man
I don't know 20 kills you get 20
80s hard. I don't know. I never done that before I'll do it I
Was watching love we actually play verse clicks and his for night thing the show was so funny, bro. The show is so funny
You guys think I kill him one out of a hundred times. I don't think I do I don't think I do actually
No, I thought don't right?
like crazy
You know what you know what though what I would say is that I think I would kill him once cuz I think he would get lazy eventually now
I
Have things about to break before the base is clicks a known vapor
Never pay on my 500 now I stole a poker theosid
Time
What if I say I can't I can't do it tomorrow collects. I'm off for a week
I'm going to visit my family. I'm down after the 22nd
4v4 for fight 49 pros versus you and three CS go pros. Why are you out of your minds and see us?
What are we playing?
And see it bro, you guys have no chance dude, you're out of your fucking mind, dog
It won't even be fun for you guys. I'm not gonna lie.
It will be fun.
Oh shit.
Don't judge me right now, Flix. I'm not warm up, Doug.
I can't do it tomorrow, but I'm done
I
Oh
Once we guys play some ballerina or fortnight like a real game
Okay, it sounds just like a real tariff. What the fuck are you trying or is that you know? It's a soundboard
Orange
It's big
Maybe not, maybe not.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Ugh!
Nice.
What's the, is it still saying something?
CS go.
4v4, why isn't 4v4 by the way?
Why would 4v4 in CS is crazy?
Oh!
Oh, it was a 4v4, it was a 4v4.
This is called a fake pro. Is that streamer now?
Is this streamer or is this Shadam?
I don't think it's an advantage, it's just random.
Wait, it's actually you.
Why am I saying?
Yeah, can I get off, JRB?
JRB!
Justin, Robert, Bobby, can I get it off?
Thanks, bro.
Love you.
Move it, just move it.
Will you set my tits?
Yeah, pull out where you live.
Yeah.
Thanks, bro.
I'll get it back.
There it is.
I think it's going well, guys.
What's up, dude?
Fuck.
I don't know.
I can flash corner soon, you want it?
Uh, what's I got?
Call my flash, call my flash.
Flash in corner in front of you!
All blind, all blind!
There's nobody there.
Run away, run away.
Can we cat or no?
Like I have a name?
I
Look at my knife, I just pulled the shit today
Yeah, well, I traded up for it. I traded I traded five reds now, you know 400 and this knife is 600
It's lizard everywhere right now
You guys see my resident evil clip no y'all fake
Well the resident evil clip was on Twitter news dude like some fucking political shit, bro
Like I was like, like that was a fucking politician
The fuck is Twitter news, I don't know like the headlines. I know I saw it on Instagram in the Middle East
I was out of here playing Resident Evil like it's black ops.
My first clip that ever went viral was the serial 4k and they posted it on 9gag.
And then my brother and his friends started to tell me about it and I'm like what the
fuck is a 9gag?
Like apparently 9Gag, well it's like, I don't know if it still is but it's huge.
That was the first place I saw boobs. W9Gag.
Like I ragequit?
Yeah me too, I'm about to.
You never send me to our Reggie. Come on, bruh
You know Bertha you work in the olrigs
You frame on
What is frame what do you mean by frame like
My frame I know that is
There's no
Like a much over mid watch it over mid now
I'm gonna smoke your last
Oh
So what's my team it was my team at those look at the walls
I was not playing as an evil. I don't know. I don't know how I ended up doing this is a mistake
How do I open these cases?
Why can't I open cases right now? What's happening? Am I locked out?
Oh my god my desk is rolling bro.
Oh I didn't buy myself a fucking desk.
Oh shit.
Did I beat teammate?
You got beat?
I'm lower.
I'm mid.
Oh my god!
Am I in slow reaction time or is it looking at radar?
Why is it looking at window?
What the fuck is happening?
Ah!
Why is he looking at a window? What the fuck is happening?
Not sure I'm gonna play another.
SoloQ's not here.
Bitch, okay.
What's going on up there?
Wait.
Kid.
Can we play Resident Evil right now, sure. After this for sure, yeah. After this we play.
we'll play a couple hours and then
yeah, thank you
yeah
win this
is this the 4v5?
like I have no name bro
I just wrapped my camera
what the fuck
did you just get a lighter or more important to me?
save here save here save here
I don't know how to say it
yeah
honestly just play cat and bee I'm gonna play long for me
They go cap
Not up yet. No, yeah
This one deep now. I can't see over
We could jump up Xbox without me seeing yeah cat
Good cat. Yeah
One more and miss her way. Where's that up mid cat? Yeah, let's walk them. I got cat
He's coming down for sure
All right, come on, bro, maybe be they can go mid be
but they'll probably smoke it. I thought they walk out.
I
Just waiting oh
My god, I can watch over soon if you live four seconds three two
watch me I hit him in the air I fucking hit him randomly oh my god oh god oh god
I'm on ultra high graphics and I was showing my knife and honestly it's
working right now I'm telling you guys settings don't matter it's all freaking
headspace
everyone jumpscared was a thing oh I remember she was nice
too long
Not up
Is it angle still see the flashes for sure, man, there's no way they peek us without flashing right
I'm in one
I don't even go on the box
I'm gonna get an op you guys run on mid
I need to get the angles, that's fine, just wanna grab your protractor, it's fine, no
no no I mean I feel like someone's gonna die before I peek, fuck.
Shit!
Oh, down.
W shot.
I don't know how to peek the doors dude, I thought I was peeking the doors back
in the day.
I feel like peeking mid doors on 16 now sucks
I feel like before there's like a way to do it but now I don't know I feel
It's too sad it's fucked, huh?
Well shit.
Well shit.
You guys are an evil after this game for real.
I died.
Voss.
I don't know why I can't open cases while I play.
Walking out.
2-1, 2-2-2
There he is
I'm dead, I'm literally dead
I'm low
the
the
the
This guy's running to be
He was on the right
He's either on your rest or going along I guess or
He's going to spawn to be if he's a nerd. I don't know good luck, bro
At least smart he goes to spawn to be
come on dawg i just made that shit up i just made that shit up harry's
come on harry's is me and you brother
wait imagine if he's trolling me or am I saying it correct for real? I don't know
howdy's nuts
looks like we got a long spawn
looks like we got a long spawn in my ass
I'll go to shoulder peek door just to keep him from rotating if you want
like you said it's a mania
too long
hit that shit
let's go spawn, let's go spawn, let's go spawn blue, go bait it to B, mid to B
I'm sorry, but I got you
You're gonna give us a teagle I just noticed.
Lower, lower and mid and cat, three mid.
Oh, he's still on.
one kill, one kill
listen to the sooner player, they're overheat after you're out of the wall
CT is locking out this wall
they're a gun car
you win this, i'll suck your shit back
i shoulda let you finish the statement, i woulda tried
why are my keys locked I don't understand
this is I can't use them till 26, but I got like trade ban or some shit
Well I can go green for my knife, shrew.
OOF, that hits different null.
The HUD color change is nice, dude.
Let's buy this, let's buy this, you have money.
I mean, I don't think we can take long, we have no needs.
Maybe, someone smoke that box from indoors, we don't know how to smoke.
You got it?
You're doing it?
Like I'm smoking it.
I don't know how to do it, I forgot.
Proud to stand, I forgot dude.
I might have some of that spots, maybe.
This one's lower, I'm breaking it.
Oh, I pushed mid.
Do you have a gun or no?
It's evil.
He's on mid. I'm mid, I'm mid.
I'm mid, done.
I'm grabbing the shit.
He's spawned.
He's in T spawned.
How the fuck is he in T spawned? He pushes alley?
We're getting fucking abused right now. What's happening?
Oh
All right, we got a lock in we gotta save one let's save on fucking they're running on made
Why don't we just all go over here and just fucking like, all right, four of us go there,
Deagle, Golurk, Bitons, just go hella slow, go hella slow I B.
And then let's just, let's go over here, three of us, and one guy play Alley and Peek-Lay.
I'm dead or something, I don't know.
Oh, we can do four here as well.
This is what, we'll hold this mid-push, the other running up.
firing squad firing squad
yeah one for chef
fuck me i'm susing
one more one more watch out
i think i got it
close to our close to our
hello hello
It's off. It's not there.
All right, let's say long flash me out
You guys got a good flash or not?
I do
All right flash me out, let's go
Should I pre-smoke their molly is that troll?
Nah, I'm gonna go flash them
let's go bang it boys bang it
one more long fall off
oh god
I might actually lose this game, the other team is turning up hard
these guys pushing me to every round and killing us
how do we stop that we need an xbox smoke or a mid-door smoke
I don't know how to do it though. There's an easy mid-door smoke
Okay, we should just default take mid. I
Think there's a chat. There's an easy mid-door smoke from Ali on the lock, right? So I'm so nose in a chat
I'm gonna line it up. Tell me where it is. I
Think it's easy as fuck. We need a mid-door smoke
All right, we got that real stuff made so I'm gonna have two of you guys go lower
Actually, I'm gonna have three of you guys go lower and I'm gonna smoke my doors and you guys
and then jrb comes on me with me you three go lower and trade that kill
you can look at you come up the time jrb
and uh...
you know that
is it on the box left where is it
how do you do it bottom screw on the lock
right of the lock in the school
I smoke my doors it's coming they could be up nice
I missed it that's my smoke there what the fuck flashing mid no come mid B smoke mid B
smoke mid B go come go smoke it come come come smoke this shit come over here
over here just throw out the box and just go mid B
Oh
Sure
I
Bottom screw aims upper
Do the same thing, bro. You guys just got to kill like I lower just bounce the flash off the wall and trade it
You got it you want to use it you got it. I'm gonna smoke it
Just make sure you guys make sure you guys trade this guy lower you guys gonna trade that
Bottom right of the lock
I'm gonna smoke my doors are not my
Oh, man
Could be on me could be on me. Watch out lord
Three minutes go get along go on smoke that shit smoke the cross go right up and throw it off the wall
not hold that it's take the bomb here
yeah
I heard it's true man but I don't understand
bro where's the smoke bottom right of the lock where
I
Can't hit this fucking smoke man. Oh my god
Does anyone want to smoke my doors or Molly?
All right smoke Xbox
You the mid-dors
Smoke mid-dors Molly Molly if you have Molly do it if you know Molly do it come lower me blue come come blue blue
They can run up there watch out.
I'll aim that out.
Watch out, watch out, they're fighting the mid guys.
Is there a mid smoke?
Smoke mid doors, smoke mid doors 80, smoke it.
In front of you, just throw it in front of you.
give me your, give me all your names, honestly, do I?
go up count, we'll flash you up, go up count
flash in the front, flash in the front, flash in the front, he's blind
I don't tag, it's fucking sick
peeking
hit this?
why is he staying with the bomb just go I have you brother and then I miss my
fucking and then he doesn't turn around and kill the guy and then I oh my god
actually tell to me no I don't know if I'm gonna play for picking your fucking
ass dude