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right right right right right here can you hear me chat are we good to go
are we good to go
yes now yes now yes now okay okay okay okay cool
uh villain with another 50 playing right now for you
hey listen come on it's big chakalato skins move like no chakalato
All tight nos, all tight toby
Alright this one's for the chap
The visionaries, I see you, you're done now
Hero of our kitchen, pulling me a villain
I hope that they can match the energy I'm bringing
21's on the booth, the toby I be killing
Raching up on the hill, how I wanna be living
And I ain't pulling no one up when I get there
Cause they will drag me down just so they can get there
It ain't ever fun cause they never paid fair
I'm a shopping trip so I hear I need theft
And the streets it gets really risky
If I ain't dying I don't need no Dixie
To my ex she don't need to miss me
Turn the villain with another fifty
Villain with another fifty
Villain with another fifty
Oh, whoa, villain with another fifty
Villain with another fifty
Act down looking like fifty
Whip costs like four by fifty
Risk watch like half a fifty
On the street, my knuckle 50.
If I step and he's looking with me,
bro's ready to distract me.
My ex says she really miss me.
I left because she couldn't kiss you.
Ah.
In the streets, he gets really risky.
For a nine, I don't need no duxies.
To my ex, she don't need to miss me.
Tell me, build him with another 50.
Build him with another 50.
Build him with another 50.
Build him with another 50.
Rilling with another fish
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Go Malaga, maybe Canada
Pamela
Ame, bring Alistair, be a barista in America
Hello, Eric Hart, check your calendar
Ring ring, calling your cellular
Get me in the sunshine when the sun glows your sun fine
Last week I got a car fine for the bailiff that worked mine
Ha ha, back to the matter
Herring chicken, fruit latter
Pym pym, ox postacitum
Bring Sambaloy with a batter
Sky-dweller in green and in blue
Like a hare without the thick blue
Can't eat my rice without stew
I saw your feet that saw you
Need to try a goosey, it's true
Hair like a shackle, it's blue
Look good that has to intrude
I'm polite, what's the issue?
You wanna get a jet to your holiday?
I'ma put you on a...
Gold Malaga, maybe Canada
Cold Pamela, she my caliber
Where's Amy?
Bring Alastair
He a barrister
In America
Tell no Erica
Chat a calendar
Ring ring, calling a cellular
Yeah baby, big shakalato See me pull up in a jet in my narco
See me pull up in the vest in my carbo Step in and do what no narcos
LA, Accra, Agar, Qatar, Besi, Baku, Itwa, Sabah
Yeah baby, big shakalato See me pull up in a jet in my carbo
You wanna get in jet to your mother day I'ma fuck you or not
Yeah baby, big shaka nato, see me ton up in a jet in my tatoes
You wanna get a get to your holiday, I'm a pokey on a
Yeah baby, big shaka nato, see me ton up in a jet in my tatoes
Akra, Katat, Katat, Katat, Polina, Strelia.
This is Baku, Etva, Tabat, Tabat, Polina, Strelia.
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Bye, now.
Is my mic on?
Why?
Are you getting two feeds?
Oh, wicked.
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked.
Um...
Where is my chat?
Sir, have you got the, uh,
instructions on the chat?
What have you, we Googled it.
Hm?
You Googled how to make it.
Yes, Tyvee and Zepron, boom, boom, boom.
Let's go. Have I googled how to make it? Yeah, I've got chat EP2.
I really should have got a second phone, but it's fine.
Okay, chat. We are about to start making our cake.
And you have baked cakes before, right?
I have. I can't say they were very good, but I have baked cakes.
So you know what you're doing?
Not really. No.
No, not really. But I think we're just winging it.
Do you know what, sometimes I think in life, the spontaneous things are the best.
Exactly why I'm doing this stream.
We're just going to, we have no scales.
We're just going to eyeball it.
We're not eyeballing it. Alright, cool.
So the first thing I've got on here is it says,
we're going to skip the practical one because we're going to have to do the oven.
Put butter and sugar in a bowl.
Okay, but does it say how much?
Whisk until light fluffy and pale.
Oh no, we're going to need to.
We have 200 grams of butter and 200 grams of white sugar.
Okay, so we're gonna make one part each, yeah?
So what about, we're both just gonna have to eyeball it?
Sure.
So how much butter?
200 grams.
Okay, well this one's gonna be easy.
Yeah, this is gonna, no, it will have the lines on it
as well, look.
This is easy, you just gotta take a fifth.
You must have known that about butter.
I have never seen that in my life.
I don't, I've never in the kitchen
I know this about butter.
Are you serious?
What?
There you go, yeah, so just take all that.
Right, it's butter with sweet.
No way are you just knowing that now.
I have never ever seen it in my life.
Wait, what?
Well you must have baked a cake before in your life though.
I baked a cake like once in my life and it was for a video where one of us was blind,
one of us was deaf and one of us couldn't speak.
Well which one was you?
Um...
Was it the other one that was blind?
Oh okay, it's going to say it well then that makes sense as to why you haven't seen it.
I wasn't paying attention because I couldn't communicate properly with other people.
Yeah.
Wow.
Well there you go, now you learn straight new every day.
I haven't even knew that and I'll tell you if you touch the wrong side of it.
Look at that.
I've never seen that, no way you don't know about it.
There's a mix, there's a mix, there's a mix of responses here.
Hang on.
Right, there you go.
I've marked my 50.
You've marked your 50.
Right, so we have a knife.
A knife!
It's a knife knife.
And in here.
I'm sorry.
It's a knife knife.
Where's it?
Right, here we go.
Let me mark my 50, one second.
Boom.
Right, you're going.
Right, go on.
I hope if this time's out good.
I hope if this time's out good.
I hope if this time's out good.
All right, you're going right on I hope if this turns out good or should I say when it turns out good?
Like I'm actually seeing a birthday post with this birthday cake for sure for sure for sure
Absolutely
Right
In it go wait hang on. I just thought hmm. We can't both the 200 either side is great. Absolutely huge
We're not making two separate cakes to step on top of each other
Yeah, but oh
Don't use me now, don't use me now.
Right?
Yeah.
So we can both do it.
Yeah, okay.
Cool.
I'm just getting nervous, you know, eyeballing it and stuff.
Angel, what cake are we making?
I actually don't know.
Is it Victoria's sponge?
Yeah, I think.
Yeah, we're saying Victoria's sponge.
Okay, that's beautiful.
Oh, can I have that bowl, please?
Thank you.
All right.
I did wash my hands before.
Did you wash your hands?
I did.
Good, good, good, good.
Okay, next up is, I've got butter in my hands
and butter in my phone.
Do you want me to get it up on my phone?
Two and, yeah, if you can, that would be amazing.
That'd be easier, wouldn't it?
200 grams of white sugar.
Let me take a picture of this recipe.
You use chatty, chatty, chatty, chatty, chatty, chatty.
I chatty between my whole life.
Hang on.
Yeah.
Wait, do you want an actual,
there's all the ingredients.
Well, I'm just gonna say,
can you give me this recipe?
Boom, boom, boom.
Right.
Shout out all the AI haters.
We hate AI.
It's taken over jobs.
We actually do, as we proceed to his church, we do.
I don't hate you.
Okay.
200 grams of white sugar.
This is where it could go wrong.
No, no.
We can eyeball it, too.
Okay.
How much sugar is there?
1,000.
1,000.
So 1,000 grams.
So this is that.
Boom.
Okay.
A fifth.
I really struggle with opening stuff.
Right hang on.
The fifth.
I'm gonna go that.
Do you know what, you actually can't have enough sugar if it doesn't really matter.
Exactly.
You can never have too much sugar.
Unless you're diabetic.
Is that too much?
No that sounds like a lot.
I heard of gold.
That looks about right.
So now I just gotta match that yeah?
Yeah.
Imagine like this is actually unreal by the way.
by the way. It's going to be umbil. Like yeah to be fair actually I think I need to be more
positive don't I? This is going to be great. 200g of sour. I'm going to add that fluffy
umbil. Oh okay. I think do you know what I think we should have done is put the butter
in the micro flake when it's set in. Yeah I was just picking that. You know. Do you
know what? Wait there. Alright. God. It's not sure how this is going to be. What
Are you putting it in the microwave?
What?
Are you putting it in the microwave?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
It's going to take a few seconds.
I don't even put the sugar in the microwave.
I'm doing it anyway.
Wait, going to the sugar burn?
I think sugar burns, guys.
I think sugar burns.
It's going to melt a little bit.
Yeah.
Guys, they're burning my cake.
To be fair, we actually wouldn't be able to do it. Like there's no way I'm gonna be able to mix his butter like it is so
How's it looking?
It had tens of things in there
Okay, fine
What is the best thing I don't really have the apparatus do you have an electric whisk?
It would get stuck
Yeah, what are you trying to say the butter out put it in a bowl
Yeah, that light and buffy is gonna take a while. That's what I was gonna do
No, no, no, we'll be fine, give it about 15 seconds, this is, yeah this is, this is,
not going, how do they expect you to whisk butter bro, say 200 grams of butter and whisk,
It's like, what are you doing?
Ladies and gentlemen, the world's worst chef.
It's only that.
This is a lot of sugar, you know, I might dump some in here.
Whisk until light and fluffy.
Be very mindful, it's off.
Must be nice.
I'm going to have to use this, yeah?
You can try this with me, Spring.
I'm going to add a little bit.
Oh, wow!
We're getting somewhere.
Wow!
I mean, that's the room for, like, 10 seconds.
Yeah, I'm a good whisker.
I'm gonna whip at a wrist.
Love that view.
Oh, W-chat.
Who's subbed?
Thank you for the sub, whoever that was.
In case you can't hear, we have Jan in the background
coaching us from the sidelines.
Stay in formation. Push up. Push back into the club.
How's it going over there? Do you want to use this spoon?
I think I'm actually alright with this one. I think I've got the knack for it, if I'm being honest.
Okay, sorry bro. How many cakes have you cooked before?
How many what?
Cakes.
Probably three in my lifetime?
Three.
Wait, talk tonight about Australia. Where did you go in Australia?
I went, no I actually went to quite a few places, I was travelling up the east coast, so but then I obviously got stuck there
so that's when my trip ended up being a bit longer than I expected
so I went to loads of different places to be there
The only place I didn't go to is Melbourne
You didn't go to Melbourne?
I know which I, like, I love Melbourne
I got told by one of my friends that it's just not worth going to Melbourne and now I really regret it
It's, it's, it's quiet, it's much more quiet than it's good to know
of massive city. No it is, it is but like it can feel like a bit of a ghost at least
where we went was a bit of a ghost town. Yeah. My friend Leah lives there, you know Leah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She lives there. She was on the first season was she not? Yeah she
was, she was on the first season of Inside. Really not. Do you guys, do you guys choose
who's on the line now? We'll get a say for sure. Yeah. We'll get these if we
don't improve someone, they're not good at it. Yeah, they're obviously not, yeah, yeah, but like
Netflix will have their suggestions and recommendations and there'll be some people
that they'll say hard no's to depending on what they're looking for. Yeah. But I said this on
stream was our hand part of the day like they're actually really good for letting us just get
on with what we're going to do. Yeah, that's so good. Is this enough? Do I need to keep doing this? Or is this fine?
Yeah, you go.
You're supposed to fit that in the mine.
Look at her.
Let's just do it once or twice.
That actually is good because you originally do it on your channel first.
Yeah, we did it on...
What did you say, Jen?
Straight it off and you can use the whisker.
Can you use the whisker?
Oh wow, you did work!
You did.
You did work!
Do you reckon mine's...
Yours might be better than mine.
Mmm, that's good.
Good, I'm happy to have you, ma'am.
Just saying I'm quite competitive, so.
It's not a competition, it's my birthday.
True.
I will, I forget we're on the same team,
but I will judge what's better.
Listen, I wanted to preheat the oven,
and the woman of things said,
don't preheat the oven yet.
I wanted to preheat the oven.
I think about now we should preheat the oven.
Okay, wait, so wait, now we can use the whisk.
Does it need to be softened in this?
I don't know, is it?
So it doesn't need to be subbed, I don't need the whisk?
I think...
You need the whisk for the rest of it now, could you stop and do that?
Okay, these?
Yes.
Okay, sure.
I'm just eating butter and sugar.
Right.
Yo, thank you for the sub, whoever that is, I can't see.
Do that.
What have we got next?
Flour.
Put that in the bag.
Put that in the bag.
Okay, money.
Okay, wait, what's next? What's next on the thing?
Flour. 200 grams of flour.
200 grams of flour.
Right, again, do you know what? Because these haven't been opened up,
I feel like this is actually quite easy.
Easy, absolutely. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, sorry.
No, it's fine.
I've got that much here.
Listen, I'm one of the messiest plants you'll ever see in your life.
Now you go first. Ladies first.
Right.
Give this my best shot again.
This is where I think you actually could go a bit wrong though,
because I've really got no clue.
There are flowers in there. A kilogram.
Yeah, I think, let me see, yeah, yeah, so maybe that.
Here's a little bit more. Yeah, more. Actually less is more with this.
200 grams.
There it goes. That's enough. Lovely. Cool. And then what now?
I'm feeling mixed, I like to have forgotten to look for the next part, wait.
get the scales out now we're freestyling
you can change measurement to cups this video is make this is making me so mad
and can i just say something
that she might be my bad
did you know why wait no no because did you read it wrong
because do you know what it was i looked at i looked at these
without looking what's going on you know but at the end of the day it's all got go in the
it's all got to go in the bowl. So I think it's going to be fine.
The next step was add eggs.
Yeah. Oh, I think so.
Right, I did say it's not a very good idea that you chose me to
bake with. But I think, do you know what, it's all got to be mixed.
So it doesn't really matter. Sorry to anyone that
makes. I've definitely offended you, but
Hang on, hang on. When does the flour come in?
So we've got the... No, look, look, no.
We've got the eggs, got the flour. Same thing.
How many eggs? Same thing. How many eggs? How many eggs?
Two each. Two each? No. Oh, no. Four each.
Yep. Do you know what? Just put all the eggs in, even carrots.
Put all the eggs in, whisk them all, everything.
Whisk them in the bowl first, actually.
I think cracking an egg is one of the most satisfying things ever.
Can you do it perfectly? Because I'll let you do it first.
But I have got a door for. You've got a door for two.
What is two, you know? Is it four?
No, it's four each.
I'm not sure if that's shell.
I'm not going to...
Why is that before?
Look at that!
There's just something so great about cracking an egg.
I'm going to throw a shell in there by the way.
Yeah.
There's death or a sword.
Well, the thing is, mine does have lots of what looks like shell, but I don't understand
how that's happened.
I need the shell out.
I'm going to spoon my, the shell out after.
Do you want me to spoon it?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Wait a minute.
I just want it.
Huh?
I just want someone to put the shells.
Can I have a bag?
That'll do.
I don't actually even know if this is shell.
Who's going to put it?
I don't know if this is shell.
I don't actually even know if this is shell.
Who's going to put it?
I don't know.
shell. Who's giving me a spoon a second ago? I don't even think that is a shell. That's
actually not a shell is it? No. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, chat welcome
to the worst taking you ever to in your life. You were so optimistic at first what's
happened. I've come to understand the reality of our situation. This also isn't a shell.
What is that? Look, that's not actually a shell is it?
No, that's probably just like chicken.
Brilliant. Have you ever cracked open an egg and you've had double?
Double? No.
I have.
How breathing?
It made me really sad because I thought, oh, that's actually twins and that's like really sad.
Yeah, true that.
Yeah.
Huh?
Are you? Are you all right?
Yeah, imagine if someone cracked you and...
I've always dreamt to be a twin.
You've...
I really want twins.
I dreamt to be a twin.
Yeah, I'd love to be a twin.
What does that mean?
Being a twin is just so cool.
You dreamt of being a twin.
Yeah, I wish I was a twin. I'd love to have twin kids one day.
The twins in your family?
I was just thinking, just twins are cool.
No, not really.
You're lacking these like a mother chocolate.
I might need a fork.
Thank you, what kind of a minute?
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
Yasha gone and British cake off.
Everything points away from that.
Yeah.
I actually couldn't do that to myself.
I would embarrass my entire family, I think, by when I'm British Bake Off.
I thought you had a barker, not the bakers.
Well that's it. Was that clean?
Nice.
This show went undetected.
That's your bitch.
That's your bitch.
Whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk.
I should have used a spoon earlier.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine that we've...
That'll be fine, that'll be fine.
Listen, an orthodox bake-off is what you're getting right here.
An orthodox.
You don't do things by the rules.
You know, on Toby's streams we have technical difficulties in everything.
Even in making eggs and cake.
No, I actually think this is going to be good.
I know we've had a little mishap in between,
but I think this is going to be really good.
It's really good.
It's boring baking.
Oh, you've got that really good.
I'm scared I'm going to have to cut the bowl.
You should just use a fork.
I should have just used a fork.
You want to do it on the fork?
Yes, I do it on the fork.
Oh my God.
This is going everywhere.
This is the...
Right.
Should I put it in?
What should I wait for you?
No, no, you do.
You go.
Right, and it goes.
Look at that.
Just focus on the second one's cake for now.
No, you do, you go.
Right, and it goes.
Look at that.
Just focus on the second one's cake for now.
I know that's a good thing.
I don't know if it's going to be a good thing, but here we go.
No, no, no, no, no, it will.
I've actually forgot, I actually quite enjoy this.
I thought I really just like baking.
Once the last time you baked.
I baked some cinnamon, well, you know, like ice bum things.
There's probably about a year ago.
Okay.
And they actually turned out pretty good if I say so myself.
Okay.
And that was the last one I baked.
And who else got to try them?
Will they confirm that they turned out good?
My mum tried them.
She actually did confirm it.
She's probably my number one fan for the biggest hater too.
So she is brutally honest.
I met your mum years ago.
Yeah, like...
Like summer in the city.
Ah, war.
Like Vidcon on summer in the city.
Summer in the city.
I'm so tired of that.
You must have been like 18 years.
years. Yeah well when I started Ushabah I was 14. That's crazy. Which is mad. Yeah actually crazy.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah. That'll be good.
How do we do that then? I don't have to leave the oven. No but I don't know. I'm gonna just have this.
Yes, sir. I don't have to leave this oven.
Oh my gosh, oh my, I am the messiest cook you will ever see in your home.
No that's grail, no?
I've messed this up, bro.
This one.
I don't know what temperature I let in.
Who let me cook, bro?
Who let me cook?
Oh no, it's okay.
Yeah, 180.
It's okay.
Thank you.
This actually smells good.
It smells great.
We're actually so good.
We're actually so good.
Oh yeah, this cake is going to be insane.
I'm making such a mess, but this cake is going to be amazing.
The messiest cakes are the greatest ones, that's what I like to say.
It actually smells good.
I fear we put a bit too much sugar in there.
No, no, no, you can never have enough sugar.
That's true.
That's true.
What's everyone saying?
Are we doing a good job?
Guys, how are we doing?
I think it looks great to be fair.
It's delicious.
I think we definitely need some like, miller.
like miller extract to make it also taste nice okay what have we got next?
I'm going to get my work out
see look and no problem that we did the flour first
yeah yeah yeah
could have gone so wrong but it was fine
what have we got to do next?
then you've got to put in vanilla extract
this is another thing I think you actually can't put enough of in
vanilla extract
oh god my hands are too slippery
Is that okay? I think so. I think it looks good. Actually yours is a bit lighter than mine.
What do you need to make it? I don't know if it's a bit, yours looks a bit more fluid than mine.
No, I actually think you've whisked yours a bit more than mine.
Think I'm going to be distracted. I tend to have them.
Compare it, how's that? Yeah yours is defo lighter.
Does that mean? No, I think that's better. That means you whisked it a bit more.
I'm just gonna... Did we add bacon powder? No. No, we still got that to go though. We still have that to go. Relax.
Yeah. Galamati, galamati. We got this. This is actually the first thing I'm cooking in this kitchen.
It's the first thing. Wow. I've been living on Ibaris. I live on Ibaris anyways. I genuinely hate cooking.
No, I actually do. It's my least favourite thing on this planet.
So you choose to come here and do this? Yeah. But I don't mind baking so much. I like baking.
I just don't like cooking. What is it that you hate about cooking?
Don't have the patience for it. Like, I just, when I'm hungry, do I want to sit there
for an hour and cook something? No. When I'm hungry, I'm hungry. I need to eat.
Just throw everything in. Easy. I hear it.
Do you cook a lot? Maybe don't wait till you're hungry to
to cook. That would be good but then I also have a million other things to do. It's an excuse but
I just yeah I just don't want to do it. Stirring the flour and the baking powder okay okay so we
need to add the baking powder. So the baking powder, one to two teaspoons. Where do we put the
teaspoons at? We don't have teaspoons. Where have we just put the baking powder? Guys where's
the baking powder? Been stupid. Where? There. Oh, thank you. Got the tube that's been brought
to me in the kitchen. Right, there you go. Tablespoon. I bought it. No, a teaspoon.
To be fair, we could. I didn't have any teaspoons. Just, I think just put it on a normal spoon
and just do it a small amount. Come on, set this up. You out? Yeah. I'm going to
Bye.
Go on.
Right, you want to put on.
One to two it says.
Yeah, that's probably about one.
Yeah, that's good.
Go on then.
Thanks.
Go on, see you soon.
Drop it in there.
You want more on that?
Oh, nice.
He does it now.
That's perfect for me.
In it goes.
Yes, I do.
I've actually had the sound in my head all day there.
Yes, I do the cooking.
Yes, I do the cleaning.
What sound is that?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You don't know that sound of a TikTok?
No.
It was like massive and knockdown.
I don't know why I have that sound of a TikTok.
Also, it was a lockdown to stuff with weird concept when you think about it.
We was talking about this the other day, but I've really enjoyed that time.
I loved it.
Other than the people that don't get sick and die.
Yeah, like obviously not that part.
Like, it was awful for a lot of people.
Yeah.
For me, it was actually great for my mental health because I was hitting burnout.
Are you going to just take a break?
That was a big year for me, yeah.
I just did the Strictly Tour and I was absolutely shattered by it.
Oh my God, you're a TV superstar!
Oh no, thank you. I'll take that.
I did.
Wow, I'm really welcome.
So if you want to do a dancing segment next time, I'll teach you how to do it.
Call Lauren Dancing.
Or if not, have you seen Dirty Dancing?
I have seen Dirty Dancing.
I won the TV show doing that.
So I can also teach you how to do that.
So depends what you want to do.
You run an arbo like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, cool.
Is that it?
Got it in the bag.
Try not to drop you.
OK, we've added the baking powder.
Now what?
Now we have vanilla extract.
I think that's got to go next.
And that's one to two teaspoons, I think.
Yeah.
And then a splash of milk if it feels too thick, which
I think mine's giving thick.
Oh my God. Did you? Yeah. I don't think that's a bad thing. I know. I bought everything.
Welcome to our eyeball bake-off. Gorgeous. More? Yeah. Really? Wow. Okay. I bought everything.
Okay. Now to be fair that actually smells unreal now. It's going to smell unreal. It's
going to taste unreal. We're the best bakers in the world. I, you know like some people
I just actually don't enjoy cake. I love cake, that's one of my favourite things.
We love cake. Mason, why don't you do that, Mason?
Do we have any milk?
Yes.
It's the fridge.
Oh no, it's the fridge.
But it is also.
Who said cake is mid? What's wrong with you?
I think a lot of people...
I think a lot of people think cake is made you know a lot of people don't
appreciate cake they're just like the icing childish childish right you have
to be growing to appreciate cake
okay this looks better now I think you're gonna need some of this it was
What did you add?
Milk.
Milk?
It says, if it's thick, I have milk.
I'm not thick, man.
And mine's still...
No, that's a lot better.
I'm going to add a little bit.
Guys, is that good enough?
I boil it.
I boil it.
Oh, that's a lot of milk.
I boil it.
All right.
Ooh.
I'm sorry.
Splash.
Where's our aprons?
We should have got aprons.
Sorry, I'm underprepared.
Oh, that's floppy.
I'm actually, I don't know if we haven't tried it yet, but I'm actually low key impressed.
Are you excited?
I do think mine looks really quite different to yours though.
I think yours has been whisked a lot better than mine.
From a swap whisking. Do you want to whisk that one or that one?
Yeah, maybe please.
Yeah, look, wait till you try mine.
This is definitely open with some lot more.
Yeah, I think yours looks light and fluffy
like it's supposed to.
I think you got more flour.
Well, you did tell me to have more flour.
I sabotaged your cake.
Do you have a team, remember?
It wasn't on purpose.
That is heavy, though.
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
That is very heavy.
She's thick.
She thick with three C's.
Three C's.
This one's great.
Yours is great.
Thanks, people do say that about my cake.
This is all work out.
Oh my god.
Yeah, actually it is.
Okay, we don't need to whisk any more.
That's actually quite, no, no, you've actually made a difference.
We don't need to whisk any more.
That's great.
That's fantastic.
Okay, what's next?
Lovely stuff.
I think it just goes to the other.
Oh wait, I don't want to make it colorful though.
What now?
Is that what you did?
You need to put the food colour in now.
Yeah?
I don't know. I've never made a cake like this before.
Yeah, you put the food colour in now.
Shall we add the food colour in now?
Yeah. We're not going to do it after it's baked, are you?
I might do.
Why are you laughing, mate?
It's going to turn out.
Is that a stupid question?
You're a pro baker? Are you actually?
Are you going to go for a colour?
I think it'd be quite cool if we add like a rainbow cake.
And what we should do is then cut mine half, yours in half, in different colours.
in different colours. What's your favourite colours for your birthday? Go on.
Let's go red and yellow. Actually, no, you have yellow. I feel like you give yellow energy.
Ah. What's your favourite colour? Green.
Okay, no, you have the green and blue then. No, no, no, but I would have a green cake.
Wait, we don't have one each. What? I thought you said two. I thought you said mix it.
No, no, like, well, we obviously, no, because that would be a gross colour.
What's going on? What are we doing? I'm thinking once it's actually bent,
We cut mine in half, cut yours in half,
and it'll go like yellow, red, yellow, red.
And like a little rainbow.
You see?
So I think you've chosen two good colors
because I think like yellow and red
will look cute together.
Okay, yellow and red it is.
Cool.
Well, what's your favorite color?
I think red will be yellow.
I don't have a favorite color.
That's childish.
What's your favorite color, mate?
Ah.
He's not gonna say no.
Red.
Well, I do like red to be fair.
How much did you add?
Red to be fair.
tell you I just eyeballed it. It looks like blood. Oh! Right you need to, oh that looks
sick. Well I think I might need to add a bit more you know. That looks so good. I think
I'm gonna need to add it. I think I'm gonna need to add a lot more. Blue. Yeah yours looks
good. That's what she said. Grow up. That looks pink. I'm gonna go red. Yeah that
I just need more.
That's quite, I like that color.
Do you like this color?
Do you think mine should be more yellow?
No, that's pretty yellow.
You think?
Yeah, you got a lot of yellow there.
God.
More reds.
I thought I was eating that
and if I was by myself I would have eaten that.
In fact, I would have eaten it off of the whistle now.
I just put half the bottle in.
Oh, but yours was such a nice color.
Yeah, but Chats said they wanted redder.
Oh, yes!
What do I actually do? I'm a hell of a time to go blonde, but I'm going brunette, yeah.
Are you a natural brunette?
I'm naturally brunette, but I haven't been natural since I was like 13.
Yeah. And I'm like, low-key terrified.
It's just this whole time I've put you as a natural blonde.
What? Look at my roots.
I don't know. I don't know. I've never looked.
I don't know. I'll put you back and guide you here now.
But to be fair, when you first met me,
I would have been like, blonde all over.
And like, over time, I got darker and darker.
But yeah, I'm actually going like,
when I say I'm going dark, I'm going like, dark.
Neely back.
What the hell?
But I'm not told anyone yet.
So we'll see how that goes.
But I'm low-key terrified.
I think I could regret it very quickly.
If it drops out for a second, you missed it, Safran said that she's actually...
I'm dyeing my hair for the first, well, I've just said that again.
That's the first minute, I've been dyeing my hair blonde for 11 years since I was on YouTube.
And I'm about to, I'm about to go bring it.
I'm going to darken my natural colour.
Damn.
So yeah, we'll see how that goes. I think I could regret it very quickly, but we'll see.
I might dye my face, you might think.
Yeah? You should, just bleach it.
Bleach it. Bleach it? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bleaching it is crazy.
One of my, um, one of my sub-goals, so every time people sub and I hit a landmine or milestone,
um, I have to do a thing, so that's how I do the hot ship. But one of them is to dive
my mustache and my beard pink. Nice. And why your eyebrows too? See, why are you
doing that? Because they don't need to have the idea in their heads. I actually
I think you should bleach it, I think that'd be quite cool.
Bleach it?
Yeah, I think I look better than pink.
To make it pink, wouldn't you need to bleach it?
Yeah, well, you have to bleach it first anyway.
Actually, yeah, yeah, you will.
I was trying to do some like, wear dye that just, you know...
I dyed my hair, baby, pink once.
Pink eyebrows is crazy.
You better give me that 20K subs for pink eyebrows.
Pink eyebrows is absurd.
Add it to 25, I'll do it for him.
The kids in my family won't talk to me, bro.
I look like a pro-cups character.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
no okay we've added the food coloring now what see now it just goes on the oven but i think we should
yeah we need to line it or put some butter in it first
sisay says it's crazy stezy said your eyes in the light oh my god thanks yeah my track they do
that sometimes they hit on you sometimes thanks guys i'm flattered stop still floating with you
Right, yeah, now, I mean it doesn't really say what to, are we going to do butter?
Yeah?
Are we going to put butter on it?
How does it say to line the cake?
Well it doesn't.
How do we line the cake?
I think we just do a little bit of butter, spread it around.
Do you want to have a little bit of paper?
That big piece of paper.
Would you do that for a cake?
Yeah, you put a bar, then paper, so people stick to the bottom.
You told me you're not going to bake a mace.
Yeah, he's definitely done this once or twice before.
I baked a recent one, that's why it's like a little weird.
Okay, so do you have some, oh yeah, we do have traceable oil.
Butter or oil.
Really, we'd do it for this big cake though.
You put butter, then you line, then butter.
I'll put butter, and then put the linings in,
we'll stick to the bar.
Okay.
And then put butter on top.
And then we'll put all of that.
Do you want to put butter on top of that as well,
don't you?
Butter, then line in, then.
And then that one, yeah.
Yeah.
Cool, boom.
Right.
Okay, so let's get this in the butter.
I'm just going to use that.
Is that all the butter that you're using?
I don't know, yeah.
And then I'm going to use my fingers for this.
I don't have any...
I actually should have used a tissue.
That would have been way better.
Use a tissue for what?
To like spread the butter.
No, no, no. The fingers are sparing.
Use fingers. Yeah, go for it.
Ooh, lovely butter.
Yeah, but I think it's got to go around the side and stuff too, you know.
I might need a bit more.
I did say that.
Told you so!
Right.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
The pin gets off.
Well, I thought on it though, I'm the first person to bake with you in your house.
Yeah, oh my gosh, w.
Always going to be remembered now.
Yeah, that means that we can't mess up this cake.
This cake has to be stupendous.
I think it will be.
Loki.
I think where I usually go wrong though is I do burn things quite often.
Same.
So I think let's definitely set a timer.
So now we're going to put trace and paper in, yeah?
Er, trace and paper.
Or baking paper.
Baking paper.
I thought, it's also called trace and paper.
Oh my god, I'm getting mortgage questionnaires that I need to, oh my gosh.
Wow.
Right.
My whole shack is about 40% butter and then 60%...her eyes are so blue.
What about my eyes, Jack?
Thanks, guys.
What about my eyes?
That's actually really nice.
What about me?
Me, my day.
Okay, great.
What about me?
Do you know what?
I'll dip myself.
You do have my size, they're just not blue,
so they're just, you know,
they've seen you for six days.
I don't have yellow balls.
Yeah.
Your board, the tracing paper, goes in this, yeah?
You've got a little bit like that.
I think one of us should maybe hold the other should pour then it would just sit in.
What? Sure. Sure. Whatever you say, darling. I can do this.
Because unless you put an elastic band around here.
I keep place. I genuinely don't think I've ever put tracing paper. I think I've just always just done butter.
Baking paper. You're not tracing. Baking paper. It's also called tracing paper, I think.
Does everyone else put tracing paper in with the butter?
No. I use tracing paper as a trace because I can't draw.
You can fold them away to fit perfectly.
Come on. Oh, we can apparently fold this to make it fit perfectly.
Yeah, I'm not that level. Yeah.
I would have to get up and you'd throw a hat to fold it.
This whole time I was just... Wait, what?
No way, I ripped mine as well. That's better.
I just think, right... Oh, no, hang on. Mine's actually in.
Nah, I've got it. I'm just gonna go for it, OK?
You sure?
Let's hope for sure. I'll be doing myself.
Do it. Do it.
Yes.
Oh God.
Go South Run. Go, go, go South Run.
Hang on, hang on a minute.
Who said no? Why did they say no?
Use the scissors to cut away the leftovers.
Crumple the paper first then put it in.
Fold it like you're making snow peas in past.
Guys.
Too many cooks. Yeah, too many cooks for the cake. I'm doing what I want to do.
I feel like I need a bit of a... Yeah, I can't seem to do it with one hand.
I think you might need to help me in a sec to get all the rest out.
Okay, sure.
I genuinely think this is going to look so good.
No, it is.
Are you quite artistic?
Me?
Yeah, when it comes to decorating, you can't do that.
Absolutely not. I do not have it as art.
Okay, we're in a bit of a difficult way.
Yeah, this is, I think I might need your help.
Wait, taste test it.
I actually genuinely think cake tastes better like this anyways.
That tastes so good.
That actually tastes so good.
Unreal.
I'm so excited for this cake.
I am so excited for this cake.
I'm so excited!
Right.
No, that actually tastes amazing.
That actually tastes unreal.
That's actually good.
Whoa, I'm low key impressed.
Everyone who said I can't make cake.
Right.
That's too thick, the story of my life.
You've got to put all of it in though, right?
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I'm trying to.
I think the problem is this isn't going flat,
so I don't think this is going to be a perfect,
I think we've gone wrong with the tracing paper.
The baking paper.
I don't think we've gone wrong,
I don't think we should have used it,
because I don't think it's going to be a perfect circle now.
Right, spread it out.
Because look, mine's like doubled up,
oh, so yours isn't as much.
Right.
Spread it out, I'm going to use my butthead.
Just get a spoon and use it to level it out.
Yeah, I've done that, but like, look, it's high.
Oh, God.
Come on.
Don't waste the mixture.
Don't waste the mixture!
Right.
Welcome to Tobish Subbacorn,
where we're learning how not to bake a cake.
Actually, I reckon we taught few people
a few things or two, actually,
because it tastes great. I just don't know if it's going to be a perfect circle.
It'll be fine.
That's what mine's saying.
Yeah, that's beautiful. That's fantastic.
I need to level mine out.
I've actually, you know I've always wanted to make a rainbow cake.
Why have you never done it?
I just never even bothered to be honest.
The thought's always been there.
Yeah, welcome to the Chivalry Switch channel where we make your dreams come true.
Look at that. Now I think to tick off the bucket list.
Can I lick the spoon?
Yeah, I don't care, go for it.
I feel like it's only right to do that.
I'm sorry, ready? Okay.
Right.
Right.
Here it goes.
Cut the extra paper up, it can set on fire.
Huh?
No way!
Whatever you say.
As soon as you set fire, I'm listening.
And it's got to go in for 20 to 30 minutes.
Track my stomach is hurting again.
Yeah, I forgot you did that.
Yeah, so did I.
Oh no.
I actually feel bad for you. That is like my worst nightmare.
I still can't believe that you was going to choose that number.
I don't know why I didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
That would genuinely be the weirdest thing
that ever happened to me.
Like if you genuinely said that same number out of 100,
that would be crazy.
I think everyone would think that we'd like
fake that or something, because that would be...
You actually all right?
No, I'm not okay.
Yeah, it doesn't need to be, especially,
This isn't art class, you're not getting the grade on that.
I actually got kicked out of my art class, so...
Shut up.
I did.
For what?
I know.
Show me I was a worse student than I had,
because I had the worst art in my life.
What?
Because I was naughty because I'm so...
Because you're actually bad at art?
I'm really bad at art, yeah.
It's not my strong point.
It's another thing I just can't be bothered to do.
Yeah, I hear it.
Oh, God.
Someone said it's happening to the tin on the table,
so I'm doing it on the table.
Oh, they're really looking out for us. Look at that.
Is it all baked, yeah? Say no more. Except from where it just came from, it looks so
good.
It's from Berfka. I only got it like a couple of days ago, so it's still in the store.
There you go.
Mason, they love you, they said. They love my cameraman more than me.
Aww.
He deserves it to be there.
He has given us the advice.
Right.
Right, there we go. Look at that.
It doesn't look right now, but it'll look great in a second, okay?
All right, so I'm only seeing...
This might be an issue here, like, how do I open this?
You know I genuinely don't care. I've never used this.
How do I open it? And I thought I'm only going to attempt to do it.
I'll use my fingers, but you're not meant to see.
And we need another...
Yeah, we need another rack.
Right there.
Here's what I'm going to do.
Look, watch.
Give me this.
Alright, should I put mine in?
Yeah, you take that one.
Oh my gosh, my stomach is burning.
Gorgeous.
My stomach is burning.
Oh no.
Alright, where's mine?
Alright, how long are we putting this in for?
Twenty to thirty minutes, so I don't understand the alarm.
So just go in the middle for 25, I'll do 20 and then we can like, have a look.
Lovely done.
Set a timer for 20 minutes.
Thank you.
Gorgeous.
Look at that.
Wow, I'm impressed.
I'm very impressed.
Now what do we do in the meantime?
Wow, I'm impressed. I'm very impressed.
Now what do we do in the meantime?
You tell me.
Play a game and both get crack eggs on each other's heads.
Or about flour.
Or flour. Flour is actually worse.
I didn't expect that to happen.
Remember you lot play that game because my stomach still hurts.
My stomach still hurts.
I have one telling you to do it.
Well you actually wouldn't do that.
you
I don't know why it does that.
It's got something on to me.
We're back, we're back, we're back.
Okay.
Nothing, I don't know.
I don't know why it does that.
Yeah, that'll come back in a second.
Okay, I'm gonna eat another bowl then. You need what? Another bowl.
Well, I mean it's the... Wait, where's the big bowls that we just used?
In here. Oh yeah, okay. Let's wash them up.
Yeah, probably.
That's on.
Get rid of these. That'll be good.
I feel like it's going to be so weird for you when you stop doing this because I feel like
I would just, everything I say, keep expecting people to respond to me.
I feel like what?
Like if I was doing this, I think like by the end of it, it'd be weird like just
not having people respond to everything that you do, you know, like, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, like really lonely.
Great advice.
I'll be fine guys, don't worry about me.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
about me I'll be fine. Right where's the bin? Around the corner there. Not there, this corner
here on the floor. Oh. Where? Oh. Okay so what colour should we do the ice and do another
colour? Yeah, maybe blue. Okay. And do you want to have a colour you feel like? Or are
Or we can do like a orange so it goes.
What two colours do you mix for orange?
Yellow and red.
Is it yellow and red? Yeah.
Well really what you do is you make the icing, split it into three bits and then do individual colours.
Okay.
I like that.
If you really want.
Really going for it.
Yeah.
Okay, fine. Give it my best shot. Wait, so what colours do you think we should do? The
leftover colours? Yeah, do leftover colours or make new ones, whatever you feel like.
That blue and red will give you a nice purple, you ain't got no purple.
Okay, purple's actually my least favourite colour, but I will go purple.
What? Really? Yeah, I'm not a big fan of purple.
My whole Twitch stream being themed to that one.
Do you know what I like? Like, violet and I like lavender, but just like dark purple is not my favourite colour.
A bit Halloweeny.
Yeah, I find it a bit scary.
How are you with horror stuff?
So, like, I actually love horror things and I love thrillers.
I've been talking about...
Have you seen the movie Anniversary?
No.
It's just come out, it's a thriller.
Everyone, if you're into thrillers, you have to watch it.
It's honestly it's the ending I think it was unreal. My parents didn't think it was good
My brother also thought it was unreal, but I love a good thriller you went to cinema of your family
No, it's just on that. I think it's on it's on their face. Well, maybe it's on
Might be on Disney I can't remember no we all watched it separately
My brother recommended it to my parents and then I just happened to watch it so all of us saw it
But it's just come out and honestly it's so good
I wonder if anyone's seen it, please let me know if you've seen it because I genuinely thought the ending was honestly unreal
But I am I am big into my thrillers. So do you like horrors?
me, yeah
They kind of bore me. Well, that's the thing. I don't love like I don't really get scared of horrors
I just don't love them because for like every
That's always the same storyline. Yeah, very like it's just so predictable. Where's like a thrill is better
Like you like a thrill. What's your favorite movie drama?
Movies remember, I like action thrillers.
Okay.
Yeah, it's a thriller.
Action thrillers.
I haven't since Feet of Evil.
No.
That's up there one of my favourites.
Have you seen Feet of Evil?
What is that about?
It's up there one of my favourite movies of all time.
It is so good.
You have to watch it.
Yeah, but what is that about?
I can't really tell you as I will ruin it.
Alright.
Well, I won't, but...
It's back...
Okay, I'll tell you what happens after the first ten minutes.
How do I happen to be part of the movie?
So, it basically is about, there's two families that go away on holiday,
they meet each other and then one of them ends up staying at the other's house.
Okay, so the Cyclo family's got it?
No, but it's no eating.
Is it not?
And it's the guy that, what's his name?
Is it James McAvoy? Is that how he's been said?
You don't want to say split?
Oh yeah.
And I want to say Mr, what's his name in Narnia?
Mr, Tom... Tom not?
Mr, Tumnus.
Tommy, that's it! Yeah, you know the guy that plays him?
Yeah. I think he's unbelievable at acting.
It's him. It's honestly so good.
So I recommend to everybody.
I keep going to talk there, so if you can see in the chat,
but I recommend to everybody to go and watch it,
if you like a thriller. Right.
It's not working.
So you can just clean in the bowl.
Right, here we go.
So, 150 grams of butter.
Sorry Chad, it's taking me a minute to wash this.
No, you're alright.
Alright, let me just...
Do you know what horror film I do love?
Yeah.
And that every time it used to be on TV, I used to go on Twitter to read the comments at the same time, because everyone would see it like...
Orthon.
What?
It's what?
Orthon.
Is that the one about, it's a true story?
I don't know if it's a true story, I think it might be about something different.
Yeah, about the girls that are way older than Jack.
That's true story.
That's crazy.
How mad is that?
I can't remember what country, but yeah, that's crazy.
I might begin to movies.
Actually, I love movies and I love a series too.
So if anyone ever wants any recommendations on me, go.
Would you act?
Yeah, I've been acting for like a few years now.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that's like what I really, really,
really want to get into.
So I was going to move to America
before I moved to Dubai, to go do acting.
And then I just had like the worst experience ever
because my, well first of all,
I was in the worst pain of my whole life
because God, here goes the story time.
I'm not like good at telling stories
because I don't make it quick.
Don't cry, are you gonna cry?
No, I just don't make it quick.
Okay, that's fine, we got it.
So like, here we go.
No, I will try and keep it short,
but basically I went to America
and I ended up going to hospital
because I ended up getting a root canal infection.
It was really bad and I've gone through like the worst experience with my teeth like I've had to I
Should really sue a dentist for what they've done to my teeth and being caught with them and it's about to get my teeth done
three times and
Anyways, I went to America to go get my teeth done. They don't get in a root canal infection
It was awful and then a few days after that I was traveling from LA to Vegas on a road trip
Stopped off halfway
Yes, literally halfway, stopped off, got halfway to Vegas and basically went into like a restaurant
but was literally in there for like max ten minutes no longer.
When we came out the entire car that we had hired was completely smashed up and every
single thing inside was obviously taken including our passports.
But also we were there for a long time.
When I'm telling you like nearly everything I owned was in those cases.
every bag and also before this my house got burgled like two weeks before I
went to the US. So you know when that bag was in front of me by the way but
by the way everyone was like why would you... by the way if you put a jumbo Chanel bag
I would have been sold. I thought about jumbo Chanel. A jumbo Chanel I would have been
sold but I'm actually not a big fan of Birkins. Yeah I think I'm the only
person ever that's not a big fan of Birkins. If it was a jumbo Chanel I might
have been more tempted but yeah every bag I've ever owned at this
point have been stolen. I was so sad. So anyways, that was just awful. Then I couldn't get passports,
couldn't check into a hotel, no hotel would let us stay. It was just really fantastic. It was just,
yeah, it wasn't the best experience. Then it just kind of put me off going to America.
Which is like stupid, I should have let it put me off. I was like, I'm just going to go try
somewhere else. Then I ended up going to Dubai. But I am going to go back to America at
at some point.
No, see, I love the Bible because it's just so...
It's a bit less so now that all the Londoners are around there and making it...
I think it is, I mean, obviously, with everything that's unfortunately going on in the world,
but I think it is still pretty safe. I mean, if you left a burkin, no one would touch
it.
No one.
Um...
No one's been there anyway.
No.
But I don't even think a British person would, because...
If you look at me and say,
you're really, I don't know though,
because like you would probably,
if you got caught, like you would go to prison.
But that actually is a consequence for it.
Rich people are ready to take that risk for some reason.
Yeah, no, true.
When you see what a dump in your church
and a smuggle drug and stuff like that.
Yeah, that actually blows my mind.
What's wrong with you?
Why would you do that?
It's just that in deviance, crazy.
Right, okay, I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna go quickly put this in the microwave.
How are they getting zaps?
How are they getting zaps?
Are you in the life? We're in the life I know.
I swear it's just that camera.
Looks like I need to buy another one now.
I guess I can use to buy another one now.
Right, I might have put the butter in a little bit too long.
Okay, so beat the butter until smooth, pale and creamy and then add icing sugar at the
same time, which is 300 grams.
I'm going to start beating it.
Do you have the whisk?
I just cleaned that!
I'm joking.
Right.
Here we go again.
Do you know what I love doing my washing up?
It's quite weird.
Really?
I used to hate it as a kid,
but now it's just therapeutic to me.
But do you find just cleaning in general therapeutic?
No.
Wow.
Things will get quite messy in my place
before I'm really like,
I need to like tidy this up. Yeah. But that's just because it's like non-stop video. So I'll do it later. I'll do it later. I'll do it later.
It's just also quite time-consuming cleaning. Yes. Like to always be, well actually if you do it as you go along maybe not.
That's the thing. That's what you need to do. That's kind of where I go wrong. Yep, same.
Could definitely be better at that.
That's for sure. I'm gonna get better at this year for sure.
I'm getting better at everything this year. Did you give us how many years resolutions?
I set myself a lot of goals one of them was to hit 950,000 followers on Twitch and we're closing in on that
How we have how many no way? That's mad. Yeah, how do you say?
It says it somewhere on my stream on my normal streamer says it check how many followers does it say I have I?
Think we're like 30k away or 20k
That's actually crazy
Wow
Wait, so when did you start streaming?
I've been streaming on and up for like 12 years. I've never been consistent. Last few years I've been a little bit more.
You might have inspired me to start. I might give it a go. I did make Twitch count but...
You actually made one?
No I actually made an account. But then I didn't know how to use it and I thought oh my god I have to get it set up and I'm just...
And I was also in Australia at the time so it was just harder but...
What recently you made one?
Yeah I made one like two weeks ago.
because I felt like it was so much that was mixed out.
Oh yeah, that's it.
So I felt like I wanted to save my piece on situations.
Also though, Loki's so glad that they helped me crying.
When did you cry?
Because I thought, oh my god, I'm going to be crying on TV.
When did you cry?
I cried when, so basically Anna voted me
and Expressions voted one of the boys out,
which I think was AB, I think, car member.
And it just got so heated.
But I was like for sure thought that they would leave her in
because it just got so heated.
And I felt so bad because I felt like everyone was like really,
everyone was lovely, so no one was intentionally,
but the vibe was so bad.
And I felt so bad to Anna and I felt so bad for expressions.
Anna I think was hilarious by the way.
Yeah, she was.
But then I just felt so bad, I just got really overwhelmed.
I didn't get an overwhelm for that.
Gets like that, gets like that.
No, it's actually mad.
like I used to like watch the show and think like,
God, like why are you getting upset?
Like you've been in there for like two days.
But like until you're in it,
you don't realize how intense it is.
Like it's so intense.
And also as well, like you think to yourself,
like, all right, if I get voted out,
like it's literally not that big of a deal.
Until someone votes you, you're like, oh, wow.
You take it first.
Like, yeah, you do, yeah.
I mean, to be fair, like when Anna voted me,
I didn't take it personally.
Because like I just kept thinking to myself,
like it's literally, she had to vote someone.
And to be fair, we didn't really speak that much at first.
So like, I didn't blame her for butting me out,
but some people got really offended.
I thought you did really well in there, did you have fun?
Yeah, honestly, I actually had the best time.
I didn't know how I'd find it,
because I've not ever done a TV show like that
where it was practically 24 seven.
24 seven, that's right.
So it was quite outside my comfort zone.
I didn't know how I'd get on in like,
I think I'm quite a loud person,
but when there's loads of personalities,
I'm just not one to like,
well yeah, I'm just not one to like,
I don't want to play up to cameras,
I'm just not me, so like,
and then you've got people like Al-Han and Chloe
who are just like naturally so funny.
So I don't feel like I wanted to like compete against them,
I just wanted to like be myself, you know?
But no, genuinely it was one of,
I've actually done quite a lot of TV shows now
and I would say it's one of the best things
I've ever filmed, like it was incredible.
Anyone, like genuinely had in my heart.
Like it was one of the best things I've ever done.
No seriously, if anyone said to me,
like any of my friends are, oh should I do it?
I'd be like one million percent.
Is there any of your friends
that you think should do it?
In particular,
that you think would be good for it?
That's such a good question.
Oh my God, I've actually got to think about that.
Who I think would actually be really good on it.
Oh, I just remembered how you went out now.
Yeah, of course. That was savage.
At the end.
With the dark game.
Yeah, I had no chance.
Yeah, you were bad at that game.
Yeah, I had no chance.
Well, it wasn't when you might've thought the boys had always been a bit out of the girls.
I know, but you were bad at the game.
Yeah. Well, I didn't know I'd get one shot.
True. Oh yeah, true, yeah, yeah.
So, I didn't know I'd get one shot to be fair.
Everyone bowed me, it was...
I felt really bad watching that. It was a bit of a lose-lose.
I'm in the background. I hate losing, by the way.
I could tell, I could see it in your eyes.
I'm in the background watching all the games going out.
You were there more than anyone else, wasn't you?
Like, you were there all the time.
Yeah, but... So, I'm watching everything going out,
I'm seeing everyone's emotional I'm thinking like I'm worrying about the
people on set. There's me going like oh no no I wouldn't be offended and like lowkey
like I'm so hot when I wanna. I thought oh I think it's because I was so close to the end though as well. Yeah.
Right, I need to stop talking actually. No no no you're doing just this this is what you're doing.
You're doing great. Someone said Anastasia Kingsnore. I'm at her. Yeah, she would actually be really funny on it.
Because she's actually, well people don't realize about her. She has like such a like dry sense of P-master.
she actually like it would be really funny.
I remember her sense of humour.
Right, hang on, 300.
This is 500, right there, yeah?
You eyeballing it again?
Yeah, so this is the way to do it.
This is the way to do it.
To be fair, it weren't good the first time.
I think, yeah.
No, no, we know.
Don't bring that negativity over here, Mason.
Otherwise, you're not going to get to try this again.
Get it hiding behind the camera and getting cocky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Would you, would you break?
You just come to not be able to try to get your snake bite.
Wait, did we put this at the right temperature? Was it 180?
Yeah.
On a fan?
One and a half minutes until it's been 20 minutes.
Is it 180 on the fan? Please leave 180 on the fan.
160 on the fan.
This is a fan oven. Oh my gosh, the temperature's too high.
It's fine because it's 20 to 30 minutes.
Wait, how long was it? What temperature was it at?
180.
Oh, that's perfect. It's a real thing.
It says 160 on a fan. That's a fan oven.
Oh.
Yeah.
I didn't say I do have a... I do burn things, actually.
You just skip out words when you read,
and sometimes whole paraphernalia sections.
That is... I do get very easily distracted.
It's quite loud.
Yeah, you actually might be worse than me.
Check whether it's nice or too thick. If it comes out clean, it's done.
Right.
Okay. I'm going to check that. I am going to check that.
You want to do a bit of whisking? Or have you had enough?
Are you asking me to whisk or use that way of doing it?
Because I'll do it.
I would have mind.
Okay. Alright.
Thanks.
You take your time.
And then if you want to do different colours, we're going to have to, um...
I thought I didn't put enough ice in because I'm not going to have to play in that sour
or something out of honey. If we're going to do it for close we'll have to split that
and put it in different bowls. I don't think that looks like enough ice in it, does it?
It says that it should be enough for the cake. Oh no, I'm going to have to do fill in.
We're going to have to do that again. I'm going to have to do more, right?
Because there's got to be filling in between.
Um, sure.
Right, I'm going to have to do it again.
I mean we should have done two anyway because we had to make two separate cakes
So we're going to stack on each other.
Yeah, there is that.
Shall I check it?
Yeah.
Oh.
Get that.
Get the mitts.
Don't burn yourself.
I'll open that for you, don't worry,
because I don't know how to open it properly.
I think there's a button on it.
That's 20 minutes.
I think it's that.
I don't know if I just did.
I don't know if I just did.
I did it!
Oh!
Oh.
Looks good, though.
It doesn't look as colorful as I thought,
but I think when we split it a little bit.
It'll be yellow on the inside, and then on the inside.
Shall we give it a little, um, oh no, that doesn't look like it.
You need to, no it doesn't have to be.
That's about wobbled.
Can I have a look, mate?
What, what should we stick in it?
It's like check if it's...
A knife.
That's wobbling, that's not ready.
That's not ready and it's slightly burnt.
Because we put it on 180.
Be fine.
Also really, really just wing in the butter now.
because now yours is a little bit wobbly as well I'm gonna have to put that in the microwave again
it's looking like you know what actually maybe you should swap them around because maybe you
should put yours on top now because that'd be closer to the heat sure sure sure sure sure
I don't know if that made sense but okay
I've definitely now spent about...
They're at the time of 10 minutes.
I've definitely now set a timer for 10 minutes.
Oh my god.
This is not going to give a light and fluffy.
Right, I'm going to add a bit more butter to that.
What did you do?
Look, I'm just going a bit lazy now.
Yeah, come on.
This is what's happening.
I'm not locked in anymore.
I know, I know, I know.
Run the fire straight.
Right.
I'm going to add some more butter.
Thicken it up.
Any is more than 10?
Yeah, probably.
I'm going to check it again in 10 though and if it needs more then we go again.
Yeah, it's 180C. Yeah, it's 180 degrees Celsius, not Fahrenheit, don't worry.
And it's 160 because it's a fan oven, not a gas one.
There's no gas in all of my houses and I'm terrified of gas explosions.
Really?
Yeah.
What do you want?
They made sure that they didn't know gas in here. I was like, I'm not doing that.
No way.
I actually don't have any gas in my house either.
Well, I melted the butter a bit too much.
What are you, what are you, what are you trying to...
Trying to make another one.
Yeah, I know it's, yeah, but it's just trust process.
Because I'm just going to keep thickening it up, and then I think it'll be fine.
Sure.
It does look a bit rather questionable right now.
Do you know what the positive is? I've done a great job over here.
That looks great.
It won't work.
Good thing we've got spare butter. Go on, pour that out and start again.
Are we sure? If we add more butter to that?
To be fair...
Just let it cool down.
If it doesn't work, and I do this then we are screwed so should I throw it away a
Loki think it would work. Do you know what no where I bought in everything do whatever I don't care
I'm gonna add more than it. I'm gonna add vanilla to the icing
What are they okay with me doing this?
Yeah
I just don't watch you about this
If you wait a little the pot will solidify again.
Okay, just let it go.
So just add a bit more though, because we need a lot more.
Sure.
Just keep going.
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
Oh God.
Okay.
Right.
No colouring the item, so what we're going to do is we're going to separate the item
into different bowls, and then we're going to add the colouring then.
This cake is parted out, yeah man. We're going to get Matt's birthday.
That looks so vegetable.
That looks like sick.
I know, but...
I think it's going to be fine.
You like that one, Mason, you like that one.
Yeah, just slowly. Let me wash up some more stuff while you do that.
We'll have to use this, I think. Oh God. Yeah, this is looking rather...
Do you need me to save the day?
I think once I put the ice in, it might actually be fine,
but I'm just going to try and...
Maybe we do the whisking skills.
Freezer.
I don't know about the freezer.
I don't know about the freezer.
I feel like that's actually not that bad now.
That's actually thickened up a third of it.
Shaq, how much do you bake? Talk to me.
And don't lie, because I know you lot are.
You have to pretend you're Michelin star chef's in there.
I've got absolutely no idea how much I can fit in.
Nah, look, this is actually fine.
I'm going to trust you, Seth, for him.
That arm genuinely aches. I'm actually not drinking.
Someone's been whisking for about an hour.
What do you mean you've been whisking for an hour? I did the whisking.
I did do a little bit of whisking.
These plates, these are cool.
I don't know what everyone was panicking about because when I say so right now you may say
so yourself.
Some good ice and sugar there.
Who was your, who was the person you got closest with on inside, do you feel like
you got close with anyone?
Yeah I think probably the closest I got to was, I was quite close to Marlon and
India and probably Ben.
So I think I was close with you.
Marlon and Indian who?
And Ben.
Because you know I met Ben like nine years ago.
Three?
Yeah, so like when we were both younger.
Nine years ago?
Yeah.
He lived in like 14.
Yeah, when I was like 15.
Because when we were both really young, so we both started YouTube the same year, and
we both got invited to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
No way.
And so like we were like in a group together.
So I haven't seen him in like nine years.
So it was actually crazy when I saw him.
But he's so nice.
So nice of you.
Like just such a nice guy.
What a lovely guy.
Yeah, like such a nice guy.
Well I feel like I was actually quite like, no I would probably say that Marlon India
was the closest to.
And do you all still speak?
I think some of you.
Some of us do.
But I just think it's just because some of them can't go off to write in a group chat
which I get.
No, I'm overwhelmed by groups.
No, same.
I've waited many group chats for my life.
Same.
way more of like a FaceTime I like if someone needs to get hold of me just FaceTime me because
I'll pick up whereas like going back and forth on a text.
Love my FaceTime.
What do you think?
It needs a bit more whist but it's not bad.
They're whisking it all together.
You think? That means we only have one colour.
No, we can.
Huh?
Yeah.
What's going on?
What does that mean?
That means, er, shit's going down.
Oh.
It's still on.
I said back, I just switched the ingests.
So what are you going to do tomorrow for your birthday?
Er, sleep.
Really? You've actually got nothing planned?
I would just love. Listen, I've had something planned every day for the last seven days.
I would like to have nothing planned.
You could just eat loads of birthday cake.
Yes. Loads of amazing birthday cake.
And don't forget, we have the backup if we need it.
We have the backup.
Exactly. And to be fair, that cheap ice-it-ink, I think is some of the best I think.
I think. You know like the cheap little like, you get it like as a young kid.
What is your favourite flavour cake?
Favourite flavour cake? Oh, do you know what? I had a really, really lovely chocolate cake
the other day. Absolutely insane. You had the one that Cheyenne couldn't finish, that
one. Because Cheyenne was giving it a big one saying, oh, you know what gave AB the
easy one then blah blah blah blah I could do that I said okay I do think that I
could have done that like I do think that I did make that look hard enough
test me Saffron because I don't want to do it with the cake get the cake wait
did she actually give it an attempt what yes she did and I helped her and I
think I'm eight more than her he and mother fork after Ian I know it was
actually that hard I the stinky fish that she ate you know the this yeah
No, you didn't. No way.
OK, give me odds, give me odds, give me odds, give me odds.
Not for me to do it.
Give me odds.
For you to do it.
Not for you to do it.
Oh, I really don't want to do it.
That's not...
Just give me odds, just a question.
But I'm going to go quite high.
I do 50 to one. That's quite high.
50? Yeah.
I would have accepted it if he's had 100.
You can do that 100 again.
No, I do 50.
50.
Do you want to get the same number?
Cool.
Look that way. Don't look at me.
Don't look at the three.
Cool, I've changed number.
Shall I change back to your original number?
No, I'm scared. No, I'm actually scared because you got so close all the time.
I've got two numbers. I'm going to whisper them in your ear, yeah?
Oh, no!
All right.
Oh, no, because now I've changed my number.
No, don't change your number. Stick to what you're going to stick to. All right.
Three, two, one.
16.
He wasn't going to do 16. Shut up!
All right, my two numbers were four and 17.
Oh, 17. Okay, there.
That was close. That was close.
Oh, my gosh.
So you need to stop asking for opinions and changing your numbers that's where you're going wrong
That's actually kind of crazy, you know
Because the second you open it no, I'm not seen it exploded when we opened it
Yeah, please but wait did you actually swallow it what?
Is that a stupid question?
I ate two of them.
No way.
Yes.
Well, you say it's the worst thing you've ever eaten.
It's up there.
I've eaten in a trencher on a fish eyeball before.
Why?
Because I did a series called I'm a YouTuber, Get Me Out Here.
I'm a YouTuber, Get Me Out Here.
Yeah.
So, like, when I was younger, I did the I'm a celebrity challenges, but on my channel,
OK, let's have a look at this.
It's breathing like it's, I feel like it's liquidy.
Maybe it just needs to be at a lower temperature than cooking it.
I dropped it to a lower temperature.
See, this is what I don't understand about baking.
I follow the, I know we haven't actually followed the instructions today,
but we followed the time.
Yeah.
And what do I do if my cake is still a dream?
Oh, right, the stream dropped again.
Let me refresh this because this is so far behind.
Um, chat, what do I do if the cake is still breathing?
Toothpick, I'm on science test, by the way.
Coconut in.
You keep baking it.
Good as boss.
Smell it down, but keep it in.
Use the knife to check it.
It's not going to come out clean until you know.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Down there.
So, do you want to let me whisk and you check if it's breathing?
Go on, you do that.
Be careful, don't burn yourself, it doesn't matter.
Right.
Yeah, so I'm saying...
Right.
It's just come back again. I don't know what it's doing.
To be honest, can I just... I'm poking this, but do you know what I'm looking for?
face if it comes out as it comes out clean
is there stuff on it?
no, no, it's ok
yeah, so it needs to cook more
ok
so turn the temperature down a little bit
maybe it's about 150
check out how much of the cement we've put in
I'm gonna start off with less, less is more
can't wait to try the cake
You're going to cut it today or tomorrow?
Huh?
You're going to cut the cake today or tomorrow?
You're going to cut the cake today?
You have to try it.
Early birthday cake.
Lovely.
I'm going to put more of that in.
No, there is not.
Oh my god, we have more the whole time.
Wait, what?
Oh, behind you.
That's OK.
Oh, fine.
I'm going to just get slowly, actually.
OK, that might do.
That might do.
It's feeling a bit solid now.
Oh my god.
Perfect.
Happy days.
Maybe a bit more.
No, it's just getting stiffer now.
You still want to do three colours, don't you?
To you. We can do three colours.
Or we can do two colours.
It'd be quite cool if we did two and did the same colours going round and...
I don't know how I'd jump, but...
No, go on, Art Girl.
Go on, Art Girl.
Yeah, me, my really artistic skills, I think.
No, I actually have no idea, but maybe that could just look nicer.
It's thicker.
Could look a bit prettier.
I think it could do with some more, maybe.
Yeah.
Honestly, poor the whole thing in.
To be honest, actually, no, do you know what we should do?
The part in the middle, we probably
want that just white, right?
Yeah, sure.
So maybe we just dye one of them, I think.
That's good.
It's all safe on the whiskey.
No, I've done that much whiskey, but I'm not in it very
spirally.
Draw more?
Does that good?
I don't think it's doing anything else to it, you know.
I think that might have to do with that.
It could taste a little bit buttery.
No more.
No more?
It's not buttery.
There might be a little bit buttery, but...
So that means we need more.
It's very icing-y.
Oh, no.
Try it.
There's a lot there.
I think that's really good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Exactly, so no more.
Yeah, but I also love butter icing,
so that'll be that.
I mean, that's good.
Yeah?
Yeah, right.
Okay, I don't know what else to do now.
Well, I think, yeah, we've just got to wait
and then we can finish it off.
Did we hit 5,800 subs?
Let me go live on TikTok again.
All right, Mason's doing a battery shot, guys.
Time it, time it, pit stop, let's just look.
Oh yeah, we haven't added vanilla.
We need to add more, we need to add vanilla.
Just gonna add some of them.
If it goes, what does F actually mean?
I can't remember how it started.
Oh, it's just a thing that it used.
I think it started from either a video game or some kind of streaming thing.
But it's something you say when like, shit goes wrong, shit goes bad.
Like, I open the chat.
How did it start again, Cass?
21 seconds. That's slow, mate. That's poor.
It's not me. It's the switch.
Right, I want it to be in our surface.
I just have to pay respect at the grave on LA Noir.
Okay, that's what it was.
So that's the game.
Do you play many games?
Have you done gaming on this?
On what, on my stream?
Yeah.
Only a little bit.
Not as much as I would have liked to
because we've been doing a lot of activities during the day.
But I played a game called Arc Raiders,
which is a game where you have to run around,
loot the place and then escape without dying otherwise you lose all the stuff that you looted.
Oh wow.
And yeah, you sound fascinated by that and...
Yeah, the gaming isn't really... actually I do like Among Us.
That's the only game I...
I play Among Us on stream.
I actually enjoy that.
Would you play in a sad men Among Us lobby?
Yeah, don't know what that is but I'm down.
Do you mean you've done what that is?
It's just all of you playing it.
Yes.
I would so play that.
I can't tell you very good.
I can't say I'm very good but I would so be down for that. That's not the only game I've played but say in that though
I actually used to play little games growing up like what but like more like on the laptop
I thought you still be obsessed with sins. Yeah, but also do you ever used to play runescape? Yes. Yes
I had a voice of the best at runescape by the way. I got an account. I just got a member's account
I haven't played it yet, but I got a member's account and I'm ready to play it. I'm gonna start playing it.
I'm actually so happy you know whenever I mention that's anyone no one knows what runescape is
What do you mean no one knows what runescape is?
Not my friends, not RuneScape, is I'm like that's me.
But I think it's really got two brothers.
So like, and I honestly like was at the highest level.
I had everything.
I was obsessed with that game.
I would not put you as a RuneScape.
I was a RuneScape player, Sarah.
Well, I also used to play as well.
I used to play something else.
I love using the chat for RuneScape.
RuneScape was so good.
And I used to be obsessed with Pokemon.
I completed every Pokemon was absolutely obsessed with Pokemon.
What a loved one that the Game Boy is.
Yeah.
Nintendo, I had to compete with every Pokemon that was.
And in Pokemon Go, I was the best one.
Yeah, that was the best.
What was that, 2016?
That wasn't, yeah.
2016 was the best.
That was so good.
2016 was a great summer.
It actually was.
I feel we're getting old.
Unfortunately, we're not.
You know when people used to talk about summer of 69?
Yeah, summer of 2016.
Yeah, that was a great year.
Summer of 60, almost.
Oh my God, someone said Club Penguin.
I loved Club Penguin. Please tell me you played Club Penguin as well.
I did play Club Penguin, I loved Club Penguin.
They said put the ice in in the fridge.
Really?
Sure. You know what, whatever you say at this point.
We're just chilling and chatting now.
Oh, these are actually on now.
Yeah.
Oh!
Right, look after our meat.
You can pick yours up there.
Mm-hmm.
Try our meat this.
Oh, no.
Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to move this.
Oh, you have to get rid of that.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Okay.
Go on.
Gorgeous stuff.
I hope we don't burn the cake though.
No, we're definitely going to burn it.
I'm going to check it again now.
Okay, the cake is still breathing.
But it looks a lot more solid, let's have a look, see, I'm going to move this.
It's actually like risen quite a lot now as well.
Geez, resurrection cake, let's try it.
Oh, we can't, I can't move my knife, I'm actually impressed.
We're talking, we're talking, we're talking, hang on, let me clean this now, I'm going
to bring out the other one as well on the bottom.
Be careful, don't burn yourself.
um
I'm going to get my own one of these so I can stream more.
Oh, that'll be good.
You all good?
Yeah.
Let me check on the ingest.
Everyone's in the back.
We're back.
We're in the back.
Dabi was right, cool.
Serious.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
It's still not in there.
Cool.
That's so weird.
Yeah, I just reached out.
I don't know why it's doing that. Sorry, chap.
Yeah, if I was an American Twitch streamer, I would have just dropped this cake on the floor.
Why?
It's a clip file.
Ugh!
It's not ready.
yours isn't ready. that's sad. yours needs to go back. it's yours. pay it back up to 160. it's yours. it's already turned off as well. I'm gonna find out now. turn that thing back on Saffron. oh god. alright. haha mine's done. it is actually done. yes. okay well you can start icing yours then. no. I wouldn't do that on my own. I thought mine would be done because mine was the one that was up on top of it.
It's my most important time.
It's gonna be like an extra.
Man, my mind's done.
All right, there we go.
W. Chef.
W. Chef.
So now I need to check this in the fridge.
Gorgeous.
Look at that.
Remember, it's not competition, we're a team.
You remember that?
You told me that.
Yeah, no, we're a team.
Yeah, yeah.
We're a team.
Great team. Don't watch that what I'm doing.
Don't watch that what I'm doing.
Let the cake's cool so that Ayrton doesn't hurt.
Better cool, no just leave it on the counter.
Okay, leave it on the counter. No cake in the fridge.
We have a lot of bakers in the chat. This is great.
A lot of bakers. You see me?
I feel like if I just needed advice in life, I would just stream.
Let's ask everyone.
Honestly, all gone reddit, reddit does good advice too.
Yeah, reddit is great.
Did you just read it?
Yeah.
What did you just read it for?
I'm going to learn things it's such a merit yeah yes all I different people's
opinions on things do you ever go to what if I do use chat you can see a lot like
for most things do you ever go down like a rabbit hole and threads no not really I
just look at what I want the opinion of her and I move on okay well there's some
cool stories I'm ready that you should check out I can't think of any on the
spot right now like what no I just told you I can't think of any okay that
with that then. Someone's got to tell us a good story.
Wait, I'm going to make that look brighter because I can't see shit right now.
Is that better? They haven't even put all the lights in my kitchen stove, I'm sorry.
I wish I would smell a vision right now because, honestly, it actually smells unreal.
It's not going to do. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm going to look for it.
Give me two of these sides.
Why does that look a lot smaller?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Don't throw the camera at this part.
Don't throw the camera at this part.
This is behind the scenes.
Don't look.
We didn't fill the sides properly.
Remember, because what we wanted to do the whole time
was make a square cake.
So we're going to just use the centre bit.
Exactly.
Is that a cake?
Think about it.
Because that means that we get to try the cake today, because the bits that we cut off.
Can I say something? That's because of the baking paper.
Because if we didn't have a cake, it would have been a perfect circle.
But I don't know obviously who was aiming for a square the whole time anyways.
But it's actually...
No, that actually is good.
That's how it should look, right?
It might not look the best, yeah.
But it tastes...
Looks on everything.
That's true.
Oh, your cake looks done.
That is actually... how was I to know that?
Your cake looks done.
I know everyone's going to be better about the sides.
Okay, can we take that one off the wooden board?
Yeah.
This looks...
Let's...
Ready.
Mine has like, it's risen quite a lot.
It has.
It just doesn't look the best.
Oh god.
Why did I expect it to be huge?
I thought it was going to be as deep as that pan.
Yeah, we didn't put enough.
No, surely not. Surely not.
What did you do to yourself, mate?
Surely not.
Why was I lemon curd and stuff?
What did you do to yourself?
Mine looks like a lemon curd.
What did you do to yourself?
Oh my God. No, it's liquid.
Why did you think Zack said it was you?
No, clearly not. Clearly not.
Wait, but have you actually done that to yours?
There's something serious here.
You'd be the judge.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You be the judge, look.
No, no, no, there is something to it.
I can see the liquid.
Try that one.
You need to see how to get it close up.
There's genuinely liquid coming out of the can.
Try that one.
I'm going to put this together.
And it's been there for how long?
Gone.
Gone, where's my strawberry curd?
Where is it?
We're a team, remember?
We're a team when you told me.
No, no, you were accusing me of...
To be fair, you whisked mine, so technically.
Oh.
You didn't whisk it.
Oh, so now I'm the guilty party.
Okay.
Can you push that up?
I don't understand how that's happened.
Somebody's saying it's because you didn't put it
in the same level.
Mine was in the bottom for the most of it, that actually could be why, why would we put it higher up now?
Oh yeah, you said yours was in the top.
That's like really not cooked. I genuinely don't know how that has happened.
We should have cooked them one at a time at the top, that's what we should have done.
Alright, I'm going to leave that in for, I'm going to put it at 180°C right?
I did give you guys a warning though, it wasn't the best baker.
but it could all be redeemed
so
You never know
I feel like it will be fine. I felt like it was because mine was at the bottom and that's what it was. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why cuz mine was a bit liquidy when it was at the bottom
So yeah, I'm so much better than it being burned and that's true. Yeah true true true
So be as the imposter. Why would you blame me?
Why?
Why you did do the whisking?
Yeah, did you whisk mine at all? No, you didn't. No, I whisked mine and it turned out fine.
We whisked yours and it turned out like lemon curd, so...
To be fair, I don't understand because we actually did the exact same thing.
No, we're a team, guys. We're a team. It's my teammate. This is my teammate. We're
a team. Everyone's saying you're sabotaging.
What you're blaming me? Everyone blames me for everything. Why are you blaming me? Oh, God?
No
We'll get better at this guys. We'll get better
Maybe we're better at gaming than we are baking
Give us a bit of RuneScape. Yes, we're solid. Would you play RuneScape? Huh? Would you play RuneScape now?
Yes, I haven't played RuneScape in about ten years. All right, Toby and Seth run RuneScape stream locked in. We're gonna do it
I am low-key excited for this. This is going to be me reliving my whole childhood.
I'm sorry, I love RuneScape.
What I said to my stream was like, when I was a kid, I used to be so jealous of all the people that had members' accounts.
Oh, did you not have a member account?
Oh, you had a member account.
I did, I did.
You see?
No, no, but it was my whole life.
I was in grand exchange every day trading with people. That was my life.
No, because when I got a phone, yeah, I used to try and use my phone to pay for it.
You know, you could pay for the stuff with text and try to do that.
Never worked. I wanted a member's account so bad I could never go into all the cool places
I could never do any of that stuff.
Aww, but now you can!
Now I can!
Now you can, I've got your own money!
I've bought the account, I'm ready to go.
Wait, so you actually already have an account?
Yes.
No way!
I'm ready to play!
I didn't even know it was still going to be honest.
Yes.
People still play Brunswick?
Yes.
Love that!
Chip and all them will still play it to this day.
No way!
Yeah, get us!
I'm just curious.
Wow!
I'm so glad that I grew up with that game.
What again?
Happy birthday, it's not my birthday yet, but thank you!
Um, what do I want to do? I want to do a TikTok live.
Guys, we're going live on TikTok again.
I made like five dollars on TikTok earlier.
Love that.
I don't feel like a one minute stream.
No way.
Yeah.
Maybe five minutes actually.
Do you normally go live on Tiktok?
It's like the one thing I don't do is go live.
Randomly.
The live is fun.
I used to go live.
Do you remember you now?
And what was the thing before you now?
That radio.
Yeah, do you remember you now?
Yeah, like you would go live though and talk to people.
I used to do that when I was like 16.
Just go and stay for that.
That's good.
Let me join.
I should do that really.
I should start inviting people to join my lives.
I'm here in the kitchen with Stefan.
We've been baking guys. It's been a bit of a success. A bit of a success. It will be a success eventually.
Do you want to see the ugly cake that we made? The thing is, yeah the thing is we wasn't trying to do a circle cake.
We were trying to do a square cake. So that's why we've got to cut the edges and it'll be fine. It's all good.
Anyway, we are live on Twitch right now, twitch.tv.tv.
Do you want to come join us? Come join us. We're having the time of our life guys.
Yeah, we're waiting for the second half of the cake
that's currently in a business meeting.
You don't want to mess up because honestly,
this end result is going to be insane.
Boom, boom, boom.
There we go.
All right, we'll see you guys in a bit.
Have a good life for like 30 seconds.
Get off the tiptoe and get back on Twitch, bro.
What are you doing?
Love from Kenya.
How did the summer form go?
We're still going.
We're live now.
We're live now.
You can talk to this lot,
and I'm going to talk to this lot.
Everyone on Twitch said join, join.
Everyone on Twitch said you should come and join us on Twitch.
They should.
And there's another, there's more cooking going on.
It just goes so quickly, I can't read it all.
What, the chat?
Yeah.
Or my chat is one of the-
It goes so quickly.
That's one of the best chats to read.
Not from India.
Wow.
That's one of the best chats to read.
If you see like Kaisa and that and them long day.
Wait, they said if I stay a week,
what, it gave me a minute.
If you go live for three more minutes, you can earn at least 18 cents more.
Okay guys, we're looking for three minutes because I can earn eight times more.
Oh wow, I just got Middle East.
Love Middle East.
Pick up Middle East.
There is cake in the oven.
You can't really see where it's currently in there.
You've seen a real beefy F right there.
It's a bit liquid.
There he goes.
Off he goes.
Right now I see all of you.
You're watching it free.
I'm in Australia for sure.
I don't know how much more money I could earn in five minutes.
We've got Canada, Switzerland.
That's actually crazy.
I've always wanted to go to Canada.
Love to go to Canada, yeah.
I mean, in fact, my next place I really want to go to.
Come watch me and Seth from We're Chefing Up.
Seth, right?
Hi guys.
Wave.
That's a key.
We were having the time of our life, guys.
You missed out if you're not on the stream.
We're Chefing Up. Come join us on stream.
I'm just going to put my hand back, I'm just going to put my card back, here.
way back, way back, way back, way back.
Tic-toc trash too, now I'll close Tic-toc.
We made 50 cents.
Yeah, 50 cents.
Oh, he didn't get that Mason.
Mason, what rappers did you grow up on?
I don't know, but I was a kid.
What was you listening to as a kid?
What, like, Kelly Cubby, isn't that?
the builder what's radio music for you okay I mean it has only been like a few
minutes since we last left it I don't know but it's looking better look it's
in a much stronger position we're gonna be fair it's not like what are you
You're going to try and shit on my cake now?
No, I wasn't going to say anything bad about my cake.
No, you're going to shit on my cake.
This looks gorgeous.
No, no, no, no, no, no, come on.
Like, it's not like this one's giving, like, perfect perfection, you know?
So I think it's like, it is a little bit doughy inside.
Listen.
It's all right.
And do you know what? It's made with love.
No, no, no, no.
And that's the magic of it.
I'm going to hit you with a gem here.
This is a life mantra feed.
Listen carefully. Listen up.
Yeah.
is perfection in imperfection. That is facts. That is true. So do you look at this and think?
I do look at this and think, well, it's made of love. I hope it was made of love because
there's nothing else. Has everyone actually seen a social off on the side? No, why are
you doing that? Don't do that. Why are you exposing my... What I can assure you, mine's
not going to be any better. No, your cake actually looks... Yeah, but I haven't...
Let me choose my word and carefully. Context is everything. The cake which you have baked
in that oven over there actually looks quite good. Thank you. Okay. You have to be careful.
You see? You sound suspicious. Don't you my cake.
Someone said it's not bad, see?
Thank you, thank you, appreciate you.
Mm-mm.
Is that Saturn planet?
Do you trim the top anyway?
Someone said they're Egyptian, and can I tell you something that I think is like the weirdest thing that I can't wrap my head around?
This is so random.
What? How they built the pyramids?
Yeah.
What's your conspiracy on that?
I spoke with Frizy about this the other day.
Because I just think it's mental.
He said there was an ancient... he thinks there was an ancient... oh no, he used to think there was an ancient civilization.
civilization that used another form of technology to build the pyramids and they were wiped out and
all the knowledge of the technology was wiped out with them. Wow. So he's like, they might have,
like we've gone down the route in our civilization of harnessing the power of electricity to do
everything, because they could have gone down a different route where they used sounds to do
stuff. And we just have no knowledge of how they did that, which I think is quite a cool
theory I've never heard of that before. Yeah. And? You said you don't believe that anymore.
So what does he believe now? I don't know he refused to tell me he said I have to watch
the video because he couldn't explain it well enough. Right okay. Because I don't know
if I'm going to get this wrong if I'm butchering this and that's just embarrassing but we
didn't know all the Egyptians for years. Like for years and years and years we didn't
even know that existed. Did we not? No. So it's not like we studied no I'm
I'm going to end up fucking crap, this will get clipped, this will get clipped, so I'm just going to shut my mouth.
Come on, I need the clips.
Day 7.
No, but I do find things like that does actually blow my mind.
Like, and the fact that the universe, oh no, here I go.
Right, what do you think, do you think there's like...
Other life?
Do you believe in infinity?
What do you mean by that?
Treat the world as infinite.
Where does the universe end? Or do you think it's black hole?
I don't know what you mean by that, I don't understand the question.
Well like the universe, where does it end?
Oh, got you, got you, got you.
Honestly...
I almost said Eddie Hall built the universe.
Yeah, which surprised me.
Honestly, I don't know, and I don't think about it because it overwhelms my brain.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
When I start thinking about it, I get really deep into thought and then it just kind of scares me.
I said, what if the real conspiracy is that we are actually the aliens?
We are alien lifeform on this planet.
But we would be to other people.
No, no, no, no, but I'm saying like, what if Earth wasn't even ours?
Like, what if we came here from somewhere else, and we don't even know?
And the animals are actually the ones that are...
Well, I can't... No other animals other than apes got their thumbs.
What if this was their planet? What if Planet of the Apes was Earth and we invaded it?
Well that, well yeah, that is kind of what happened, no?
I don't know, I'm just roughing. I'm speaking for the sake of speaking right now.
We're aliens to the animals and insects.
That's what I'm saying.
We are.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, everyone said we are the aliens.
We're being controlled in a game.
See, I'm someone who actually doesn't believe that. I don't believe that.
You don't believe in that matrix or none of that, no?
No.
Manny said Mars.
Manny, you come into the house. This is our home. Sit down, Hank.
It's called panspermia theory. What's that?
Yeah, what is that?
What does that mean?
We're the real-life Truman Show. Have you seen that movie?
No.
You've never seen the Truman Show?
No.
Really?
I know that's one of the things I'm trying to watch, I know, I know, I've never seen it.
Uh, what was that theory you said? Panspermia?
What is this? This is weird for my chat, GBT.
Let's see.
Everyone say it's Panspermia, I should watch it.
Oh, well that's actually a theory!
Many said Miles up there, many shops up there.
What is it?
What is a theory?
It's the idea that life didn't originally start on earth, instead it came from space.
Oh, I don't think I believe that.
Because I seem to have more for me to wrap my head around, I don't think I believe that.
Is everything as that difficult?
I mean, really, anything is possible.
So...
Right, Kevin, go on that.
You don't even get that reference.
No, I don't.
I do not get that reference.
Anything is possible!
I'm the annoying kid that is too impatient for the cake and keeps checking it.
I mean it was supposed to be 20 to 30 minutes and I fear it's been an hour.
So I think we just get the cake out, we start icing it.
Okay it's good!
It's gonna be good, it's gonna be good.
It looks a lot better, I'm not seeing it come through.
Do you know what?
That's good.
That's actually good.
See I genuinely think it's because it was on the bottom.
But I'm to a cake.
Look at that.
Yeah okay.
let it cool. Yeah, so it didn't cook as well. And I think mine could be a little bit bigger
than yours as well, you know. I think it's risen quite a lot. Can you ever say that ever
again in any context? It's not giving yellow though. It's not giving me this kind of yellow.
It's giving just Victoria sponge but it's fine. We can ice it, it'll be fine. Cool.
Okay, so my cake should definitely be the bottom layer. Red on the bottom layer.
Yeah, well we was going to cut it in half, but it is...
Yeah, I don't even think we have to, yeah.
Not, do you know what sandwich?
You be the bottom, I'll be the middle, and you be the top.
Yeah, yeah, I think we should do that.
Please.
Yeah, I'm gonna say, oh, yeah, look at that.
It might, it might be a mess.
Okay, if you know that part that's now just fallen.
It's still giving a little bit of a question about you.
You did that outside nicely.
Yours doesn't even have the squid. I don't think we'll just bake off his asking either one of us if I want any time soon.
That actually does look quite good.
Little taste test.
That's actually good.
That's actually really good.
Oh, I forgot about acid.
I love cake though.
Everyone's saying it looks good.
This is your acid.
Thank you.
So do we think we are not going to cut it in half or are we just going to cut mine in
half?
No, we are going to cut off the top of my one.
Right.
Now I see that.
It looks like a burger bun and it actually looks like a joint burger bun.
Now I can't unsee it, look at that, that's a burger bun, that's a patty.
For real, we can make a burger cake.
Oh my god, and do you know what we should do? We should make little seeds to go on top of.
Yeah, that's what that's for.
Yeah.
No, because this is the dog that we should have.
Burger cake.
Right, I'm going to be onto something there.
Right.
Maybe we actually could go and bake off.
Because that is actually quite keenier.
I don't trust myself to bake.
I don't trust myself to bake.
You can't make much butter with these as well.
I'm going to try and cut the top.
Oh my God, someone said for lettuce we do green, we turn the ice in green.
We actually could be on, I'm actually down to the birthday cake.
But do you want a birthday cake?
I've cut a lot of the cake off here by the way.
I've cut way too much off.
No, I think that's actually quite good.
No, I've cut way too much off, definitely.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's fine, that's fine.
You can tell with that.
Let's pick it on.
No, no.
No, you do it. I don't want to do it.
I just want to eat this cake.
I don't, oh, this isn't looking too promising.
Oh my God, use this now.
Do you know what I think?
What we should just do, it's all done now.
The damage is done.
The damage is done.
The cake is done.
I think what we do, oh no, really, it's not looking, I think you've got to take
it to that.
Yeah, take it to that.
That's good.
And honestly, this can just have those icing in it.
Yeah, go with icing, honestly.
I'm a little bit upset because... No, no, no, it's fine. I really thought this was going
to be that perfection. Just... It's fine, it's fine. That's the middle. Yeah, no, no,
no, I'm just... We're going to stick it together with icing. Gorgeous. Love that. So we're
doing the burger cake and we're doing the rainbow cake. Okay, okay. So we need to dye some
of this green to make lettuce. That's on you. I did the whisking. Okay, so, and this
is going to be made, oh that's marzo. No, that would have looked weird. I think just
do green and... Yeah. No, I think you should do this because it's a bit... You're going
to cut that in half? Because that's a button. Oh yeah, oh yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Okay, hang on. Oh God. Yeah, a lot of responsibility. Oh wait, see this
If I had that knife, I would have done that way.
Don't make excuses now.
Wear a team.
You were screaming wear a team when your cake was leaking.
Yeah, and then when my cake went all squishy,
you're the first one to leave the team.
No, I did not leave the team.
That is a great burger bun.
I'm sorry, that is a great burger bun.
Oh my gosh.
How are we supposed to get a high five?
I'm actually proud of that.
That is.
Your cake might have the biggest comeback story since Andrew Jennings' last night.
Right, we'll have them last night.
Oh, ball of league stuff, Sven.
Yeah, got no clue.
OK, all right.
Right, so...
How do you want to do it?
OK.
In goes the patty.
Do you want to put some in under the patty or straight?
Let...
It's going to look less like a burger, but it will taste much better.
Yeah, I think go put a layer of that in.
I don't trust myself.
Here you go.
Just spoon it on in this.
Ooh.
Oh, that's it. Oh, quick, that's it!
We actually are making our comeback. I just think this is going to be so good.
Burger cake!
Yes! Yes!
I am expecting to see a picture of you with this for your birthday post.
Oh, they're really upset.
I'll take a picture today.
Hey, be respectful, don't say that.
Oh, what are they saying?
They said your cake looks great.
I can't find anyone who would love this, but oh my god, I should call for easy.
There we go.
There we go.
Can we call for easy?
Why don't I?
That actually looks unreal.
That was good.
Okay, we don't need to do the icing.
And there's so much left over icing that we can scoop out.
Okay, we don't need to do the icing.
We don't need to do the icing.
Okay.
That was good. And there's so much left over, I can scoop it out.
What do I need to do to the icing?
What do you mean?
I'm going to freeze it.
Are you going to add this on?
I'm going to stack that on there.
Shall I dye that green for the lettuce?
No, we're not going four for seventeen on phone calls.
Yes.
Hello, Mr. Freezey.
Why are you boxing me?
I'm gonna let you say hi to the to the chat real quick say hi
uh
No, it's not a golf course. No, no, no, don't worry. It's not a golf course. It's not a golf course
Freezy, why would I have a golf course of all things anyway, listen i'm calling you because i'm with
your girlfriend
How are you
Long time no see
It's definitely not a golf course then.
No, not quite.
Alright, so me and Seth have been making a cake, but not just any cake.
We've been asked to go and bake off, so we're just practicing.
It's a special kind of cake here, and I think that you of all people would appreciate it.
Do you know why? Do you know why?
Because it's a burger cake.
Look at the patty, look at the bun with the mayo.
That's going on top, we're putting that in there.
What do you think so far?
Does he have a burger?
Um...
He loves a burger.
Is that actually why this lens is coming off?
That's kind of a given, but that...
That...
It's not good so far, guys, it's not...
That's the patty!
That's the patty, bro!
Why is that now? It's even yogurt, so...
Why is that now?
That's melted, we did it on her.
That's fine.
It's fine.
The cheese is coming, the cheese is coming, but I just wanted to know what you thought of the burger so far.
You need to probably go and watch the picture when it's done, because right now it's...
I know the chat kicking off, play that way.
Can I just ask, what's better, the patty or the bun?
Take one more look.
Yeah, I would say.
He said the patty looks better.
Wait, the patty?
She's going to normally think, wait, can you take a look again?
No, I think you need to, no, turn the phone around, flip it around.
Okay, she wants you to see with the background
because apparently that's going to make a difference.
Wait, what is, what is the white stuff?
This is mayo, it's actually asian,
because we're going to stick that on top.
But look at that, like, clean car.
The patty's there, but it does need a bit
to look a bit browner, but it's like it's a lot.
One arm's hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we're hearing that one stuff,
what they shouldn't do about it.
Oh, I got the green stuff.
Yes, okay.
Can you get me that?
we're cooking together but she keeps when when we're going to get when when
things are going good we're a team when things go bad we're against each other
exactly but okay right thank you Friesi I'll send you a picture when the four
things done okay mate okay see you in a bit love
so bye to you check so bye to you yeah we forgot to let the cake cool down we
did but here's what I'm gonna do now yeah I'm just gonna slap this cake on
top of that cake I'm letting me cut the bottom of I'm just gonna and then we
do it the rest after and try a bit
All right, both of you got bobble heads.
Okay, cool, thank you.
Put sprinkles for sesame seeds.
We do have sprinkles.
I'm not gonna lie, this is cracking me up.
I'm glad that you are entertained.
I am glad.
What about us?
I'm not sure if I got rid of that, but...
How'd the patty in half make it double? Did you see what happened when I tried to cut the patty in half the first time?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Wow, that's great lettuce there, that is.
Thank you very much.
I'm thinking of just...
I'm giving it a bit lime green at the moment.
I'm thinking to just pick this up, Saffron, and dump it on there.
Yeah, I think you should, but I'm a bit concerned with...
Let me test the...
What's happened?
Did you splash on the shirt?
Yeah, I've got the diamond shirt.
Oh, no.
It's all part of the fun.
All in a part. The cake is part of the fun.
Thank God it's not white.
The cake has fallen apart.
Do you need my help?
I don't know.
Ready?
It's just really disappointing that it's all melted.
It's okay.
To be fair with that, it's kind of given like melted cheese.
Yeah, cheese.
Low key that's melted cheese.
Look, I'll tell you what.
See?
Look, especially around the side.
Is that or is that not melted?
Like, I believe that burger.
Oh, burger cake.
Hey, W Burger Cake in the chat.
I'm going to take this a little bit, sorry.
Where do you think the best burger is from?
That is...
Because I feel very strongly about what I'm about to say.
I can't just drop that question with me.
I think Shake Shack is the best burger of all time.
However, there is a place near me called Smash Burgers that does a bang and smash burger.
Absolutely insane.
I think also Five Guys on a Good Day is Elite.
Five Guys on a Good Day.
Five Guys is pretty good, but it's a Northgood Shake Shack and it's so much more expensive.
I'll let you debate in the comments
Right, there's our lettuce
Okay, how do you
I don't know how to use those things. I'm really bad. Someone said the cake actually looks bangin. Come on
All right cool. So do you want me to put another layer of or you want to put a lettuce on?
We should just put a lettuce on. What will go for the mayo before the lettuce?
You're just going to put ice in an ice and it actually isn't going to work.
Yeah, I will. It isn't hot. No?
Are you my guest?
Well, I think it will.
Are you my guest?
Are you my guest?
What? That's the Beacon of Beasts?
Yeah.
Yeah, born knowledge.
You've played a song association.
How does that do?
So, like, you just say a word and then you have to, like, try and think of a song that goes without a word.
Oh, I love that. Okay, give me a word.
Mountain.
Uh, Usher, Moving Mountains.
Moving Mountains.
Wow, I wouldn't have gone for that.
That's a good choice.
Oh, that's the remix.
It's everywhere you can make out because I don't even know that song.
I would have gone for
Ain't no mountain high enough.
Ain't no very low enough.
Yeah, true.
Ain't no river wide enough, keep me from you.
Ain't no mountain high enough.
I love that song watching. What was that? Sister Act? I don't know is it? Sister Act?
It's definitely on Sister Act. Oh go on then give me a word.
Oh one of you guys should give us a word, we do a competition.
Is there anything in this competition? I was going to say vanilla but I can't think of anything.
Yeah I feel like we'll set up more generic words. Tree.
Tree. Tree. Yeah. I see trees of green. That was quick. I have played this once or twice.
Okay, okay, better. Okay, give me your word. Cool. What's cooler than being cool? Ice
That was really quick to be fair.
Now I can, do you want to whack on the lettuce?
How do I whack on the lettuce?
Then just, yeah, put it on top, maybe do it again.
Spread it.
Spread it.
Go on, you go.
I think, oh god.
I think we just need a lot of green.
And actually do you know what I've done wrong?
What?
I feel like the white needs to be coming out, so like it looks better.
You've just stacked ice in the ice like I'm not doing anything here.
This is...
I feel like it's fine.
Burger cake!
Shall we start our own cake shop?
I don't even care.
Burger Cakes.
Tobian Saffron's Burger Cakes.
That's quite a niche thing, we could be on to something there.
Yeah, I don't know how long that trend would last, but...
Two days on TikTok and they're cooked.
Okay, yeah, it's going a bit, um...
No! Why is it sliding?
Why is it sliding?
Just when the cake was actually getting really good, the lettuce is in better days. I tend
to agree.
No, no, that's good. Let us cook. Okay. We need more lettuce than that. Yeah, we need to
We're going to crack on these through a full layer of lettuce.
I don't like veggies that much.
Well, I actually don't like lettuce.
But, yeah, that's good.
Yeah?
It's just the side of the patty.
We should have cut round the side to make it better.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Look, it's all there.
The lettuce is there.
Tal said he thought the patty was great, so it's fine.
It looks like a mashup burger, but it looks raw.
Raw!
You know he says that?
No.
Gordon Ramsay.
Was he actually?
Yeah, when someone undercooked him.
That's cool!
Do you think you'd actually be scared of him if you had to cook in front of him?
Absolutely.
Yeah, same. I'd be absolutely terrified.
Even if he wasn't shouting, I'd be terrified by his aura.
Okay, right, let this is done.
That's good. Let this loose.
Right, is that it? Just stack the thing on top.
I think so. Are we going to do some little seeds or are we going to do some icing on top or not?
Sure.
Loki, that's a great burger.
No, the way that actually looks like a good burger.
I'm sorry, also, the side, the melted cheese.
That's actually unreal.
Burger cake.
That is unreal.
I don't think we'll wing that.
Put that in a box and sell it.
All right, how are we doing that?
That is actually good.
Are we going to do the sesame seeds?
Yeah, how do we do that?
I don't know, should.
I don't know yet.
Do we have black icing?
Oh, yeah.
The sesame seeds are white.
No, they're black.
Oh, no.
I think they can black or white.
Yeah, they can be either.
I don't see no black sesame seeds.
You know, they can't be either.
They can't be either.
All right, well, we can just sprinkle this stuff on the sesame seeds, if you want.
Let's go white and black and black.
Yeah, but that won't just stick to that.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, so what do we do then?
I think we could do the icing if we could dye it black.
Or just do little dollops of the icing to have it white, like white sesame seeds
in the bun.
Yeah, all that.
Okay, let's do that then.
Okay, cool.
Oh, let's put it in the...
There's green in the icing.
And we're going to have to take this off this as well off the baking paper.
Okay, where are we going to put it on the baking plate?
No.
Yeah, or just even the board.
Just put it on the plate please.
Thank you.
Saffron, I'm going to need careful, careful.
Oh my God.
It's really hot.
It's actually Thursday.
That's an unreal burger.
Burger cake.
No, that is actually good.
Oh, good cake.
I'm actually impressed.
No, no, the fuzz of the side actually now
looks like lettuce hanging out.
See what I'm saying?
Are you getting closer for this?
See what I'm saying?
I thought you got the fuzz on the chat.
That's actually quite good.
OK, all right.
I'm impressed.
Can I get a few things?
I can throw that little sesame seeds on it.
Um.
Do you know how to use these?
Because I really haven't know how to use them.
Pipe and baggie.
You've got to put that in first.
Yeah, I'd touch these.
I wouldn't.
No, no, no, I see what you can do with the cake.
I actually need to stop seeing him because I have to cook again after this.
Why?
Well, I've got Big Zoo coming down and he's going to cook with me.
Big Zoo and Ells.
Oh, nice. What are you going to cook?
I have no idea. I'll turn to the side.
What's your favourite cuisine?
Ooh, do you know what? I love...
First of all, I love African, I love my mum's cooking.
Um, but I'm a big fan of sushi.
Oh, yeah? I don't like sushi.
Yeah, sorry to disappoint.
You don't like fish?
No, I don't like fish.
Oh, sorry to disappoint.
I know, I feel like I've really offended you.
Guess who's not invited to my birthday dinner?
Because we're having sushi.
invited anyways. I didn't have one plan until now just to spite you. Really? That's really
mean because look I just made a really beautiful cake. I see I first we were a team now it's
I. No I made a beautiful cake with you I just said I made a beautiful cake with you. So I'm
the assistant you're the mastermind are you sorry master chef I'll be your sous chef
yes master chef. Toby doesn't like watermelon he's weird. Watermelon is a whack fruit
I also vouched for that. Also don't make watermelon. I would eat it but it's just a bit nothing.
If I'm going for fruit, I'm not going to, oh I really fancy a watermelon.
No, neither.
Are you like that mate? Is that watermelon?
Apparently I was watching, I don't know why, I was watching a YouTube video the other day and someone said to me,
you either like, you love tropical fruits or you like, you love berries.
Like you're like an even berry person or a tropical fruit.
I'm a berry person.
What's bad in the toilet?
I'll do it and what melon is so good.
What melon sugar is the best.
That's fine.
What melon is dead, what melon is mid?
This is psycho behavior.
I have.
Oh, it just hasn't gone through.
Yeah.
This doesn't look that.
We don't need much, they do it.
No, we don't.
Just a couple of sesame seeds.
We're done.
Right.
We're actually done.
I think you should do this.
I don't trust you.
final touches, you know.
No, the only reason I need to do that
is because not that long ago,
I put it all in the back and didn't do that.
You said you wasn't artistic.
I mean, look at this.
My sesame seeds work.
It's good.
I'm so nervous.
No, that was, you're doing too much, bro.
You're doing a dancing.
I just got off like this, aren't I?
how you looking? look like everyday. wow. I feel special. I'm in a sufferer mood. guys
look at my and Toby's cake. hey hey hey hey, eyes off my cake. okay we didn't plan on it
being a burger. no we did. but how good, no I'm sorry but this is actually unreal.
patty's a bit questionable but. why are you questioning the one bit that I did?
No, I'm actually so proud. I'm very proud. I love that. It looks great.
Do you want to do some of these sesame seeds?
I think you've got it. I think you're nearly there.
I'm sure.
Oh.
Oh, I've got mine.
Oh, hello.
Sesame seed.
It's an expensive bum.
I mean, I'm starting on your fans.
You're starting on only fans?
No, I'm not.
That was so random.
She missed the joke chat, don't worry.
Yeah, I didn't get it.
Why am I so behind in my being really so?
No.
You're good.
I feel like I've done too much chess with me in here.
No, I think usually she's someone here.
Oh, what the flip?
Gorgeous.
Looks unreal.
I actually mean that so good.
Well, the people are telling that they don't get a joke either, by the way.
You said that's an expensive bun, and I said me when I started on OnlyFans.
I didn't hear all that. I just thought you said you started on OnlyFans.
No.
Okay.
I think you've done enough seeds to be fair.
Okay, I can never have too many seeds.
That is actually so good.
I was a bit missing out here. It's just too empty.
I'm actually so impressed because do you know what?
I think the fact that the lettuce and stuff is coming outside.
I'm not going to lie!
It's good. It's actually good.
So is there anyone that thought we couldn't bake a cake?
Frizzy, I know your option.
Frizzy, call me back right now and tell me to say good cake.
cake. So also there's a Big Mac burger. Yeah it's actually a Shake Shack burger. I'm not
a big fan of Mcdonald's, I'm a Shake Shack. Pay me, pay us, we're a team. That's cold,
burger cake. I've never thought to do this in my life. Well there you go. Oh, that's
rubbish. Unreal, better than a rainbow cake. I've not seen anyone make a burger cake
before. I've never been to the foot world sport. I'm actually impressed. The fact
that that is just like spontaneous, I did say best things happen when you're being
when you're being spontaneous and there you go.
It was meant to be, look at that cake.
No, check, rate the burger out of 10 for real.
Actually rate the burger out of 10.
I genuinely wouldn't change anything.
I think it's so good.
I'm gonna get a picture of that from memory.
So I can remember the time that I made a birthday cake.
Don't, don't, don't this to be your birthday post.
Here he goes.
Gorgeous.
Look at that.
Stunning.
I genuinely think that could be on bake-off and I'd be impressed
it's mounted and I think it was maybe a bit better when you were holding it
be honest because it's yeah well it's just a memory gorgeous love that wow
So I said 8 out of 10. 21 out of 10.
I thought like, your viewers are just a bit too nice.
They're okay. But we love that.
They're okay.
5 out of 1 person just said 6. 6 is a sort of, I'd take a 6 out of 10 for a cake.
No, I think it's got to be 7 and up. Really? Yeah.
Listen, 5 is average, so 6 means it's 5. Yeah, true, true, true, true.
Fair enough.
Eight, eight, ten, nine out of ten.
It looks good.
The sesame seeds really are a fantastic touch.
They are.
I can't believe though that when you think of sesame seeds,
you think black before white.
I think white before white.
Yeah, I do.
You think black as well?
Do you think white as well?
Bro, like every-
Wait, you guys said black though, is that right?
No, no, no, no, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
Vote, vote in the chat.
When you think of sesame seeds,
do you think white or do you think black?
Yeah, but now you're looking at the white.
You're gonna say the white because now I'm thinking the white because I'm looking at the white.
Every time I see like, when I think Sesame Seeds I think like Big Mac and every Big Mac I've ever had is like Sesame Seeds.
I think because I'm thinking of like Sesame Seeds on like bagels and they're always black.
See I never thought of bagels.
Black, see? First image, black.
I never thought of bagels.
Or did you google black Sesame Seeds back?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where's my phone?
It's a mix, I think.
No, they're gonna vote. They're gonna vote.
Yeah, I think I do. I think that's what I mean. Poppy seeds.
It's a different, yeah. Same thing with black.
Look. Sesame seeds.
They're white!
Okay, but then it must be poppy seeds. But poppy seeds are on burger buns.
Poppy seeds. Yeah, they're black.
okay that's what I'm thinking of they don't want a burger bun or a bagel yeah
no you're correct but when we said sesame seeds I was correct if you want
poppy seeds on your burger you do that I'm easy I love our burger the way that
it is made with love 10 out of 10 just look Gorda
I'm trying to find the bathroom door.
Say fantastic!
Oh look, when you take a picture and you just hear someone breathing you're like...
I'm trying to find the bathroom door.
You tend to get them on babies.
Yeah, that's why I don't, yeah.
Or if you roast it, it becomes black.
Have a bite?
Do you want to have a bite of this?
I kind of don't want to touch it now.
Yeah, I like it.
I think it just, it looks so good that I don't want to ruin it.
I feel like we should just leave it like that.
Yeah.
I think you should put a candle in it for tomorrow.
Yeah?
I did get some candles if you wanted to have them that day.
Oh, yes please, yes please.
Shall we all sing a happy birthday?
Go on then.
Go on then.
Where's the candles?
I have made such a mess over here.
In the fridge.
Your cake has slide in.
It's a burger.
Is it actively sliding? No, it's not. It's sat there comfy.
Don't you have a lighter? I don't have a lighter to do it.
Guys, you have a camera but no lighter. Bart!
Mason, now you've got a lighter. What? I'm going to do that, bro.
You know what? I'll do it another time. But I think we can still, we can still
put it in because look. What's that? Silver sparkler?
Yeah, but is that not how old you are?
33?
Yeah.
I am.
Well, I will be.
See?
You're switched on.
Oh, I am switched on.
If someone invited me down to make a cake, I'd just turn my empty-handed.
But you, you are a thoughtful person.
W Saffron in the chat for being thoughtful, please.
And I brought the appetizer.
Just for, just for the vibes.
They're drunk on appetizer.
Yes, yes, yes.
Look at that.
Tomorrow when you wake up, go get yourself a light half.
Oh God, I've found that wrong.
These are actually like the really fun ones as well
that like actually kind of go off.
Now you need a picture, there you go.
Yay!
Sorted.
Look at that.
Gorgeous.
Hey guys, I'm 33.
your mum is the person for the photo
Gramps, old man, yeah yeah yeah yeah well guess what, this old man has entertained you
for the last seven days so you're welcome
one more guest, shout one more guest
my next big birthday is 30 to be fair
your next big birthday is 30
Every birthday is a big birthday.
Yeah, no, but like a big, big birthday.
When's your birthday?
July.
July the...
24th.
Cool.
Because now we have to bring you a cake, because...
I can't wait.
Not only do we have this cake,
we also have a backup cake that has our faces printed on it.
Our A.I. faces printed on it.
We do.
I'm expecting a birthday cake now.
Next stream of your grandkids?
No, you lot are violating.
You lot are violating.
You want me to end the stream?
Just when I said they were so nice.
Yeah, yeah.
No, they love to bully me.
Happy early birthday toby. It's my uncle's birthday today and yours next week. Oh happy birthday to you
My birthday is tomorrow 33 is not crazy
So people you do look so much younger than 33 like so much
I saw the healthy food I eat and all the exercise I do. Love that. You're actually healthy. You don't exercise
Why don't you two? There you go. There you go. How long are you in the UK for now?
Well, I think a month, it depends if I go back to Dubai or not, so I'm just waiting.
Find out, probably find out today.
So what's your plans while you're here?
Erm, I've like, got no one so far in, have some events, have the bathers.
Why am I not being invited to the bathers?
Why don't you come to the bathers?
What?
You can come to the bathers.
You're inviting me to the bathers?
I'll invite you to the baptist. Honestly, you have to come to the baptist. Seriously, you can come.
14th. April. Yeah.
Check my calendar. I might have something to do.
Get all dressed up, suited and booted.
I've something on the 14th.
And what else have I got? Then I go to Ireland, then I go to Paris.
But then I come back to the UK.
Where is the baptist?
Somewhere central London. I don't know where.
I can go to the baptist. I'm around.
Walk in the park.
Alright, we'll go into the baptist.
Nice, there you go guys.
I need to go get a suit. I actually need to get a dress with that. I have no idea what I'm going to wear.
So, we'll see.
Who's this?
Someone said she's watching the charity match. I'm actually coming.
Who comes to the charity match? I'm coming. I know. First time.
Your first time? Yeah, it is my first time, I know.
I didn't get the invite before, did I? You always invited.
Yeah, I'm gonna be there.
Wow, it's gonna be good.
I actually like watching football,
but I like watching it in person.
I like watching it on TV,
but I like watching it in person.
Cause I like the atmosphere, like the vibe.
Oh, the charity match is like,
no vibe you've ever experienced.
Cause everyone is cheering for everything.
Yeah.
So it's so good.
90,000 people.
Yeah, that's actually crazy.
Cause I'm not blowing your mind
that that many people come to see you guys.
Yes.
Like cause I know you obviously have millions
subscribers but you don't actually think of them as like real people and like you
see that many people and then it's like this is what I said I said this on my
stream like if I had a video with 90,000 views I would feel like somewhat
disciplined I'd feel like that video is underperformed but then that's like
the whole of Wembley watching your stuff that is insane yeah that's
absolutely mental that's when I stopped I stopped caring so much about the
views on a video. Now it's just like I'm just gonna do the content and whoever
watches it watches it and if they enjoy it they enjoy it. Hopefully as long as it's a
good video by my standards I'm okay. Yeah. New video coming out today.
Like that. Be sure to get composted at Tbj's belt. It's live. The video is live. What's the time?
Yeah what is the time? Do you have to go? No I don't really. You have no
to be. I mean you're more than welcome to come and cook with us if you want.
I'll leave the cook in to you guys. Yeah? Yeah I'll leave the kitchen to you guys.
I feel like I've done my fair share on the baking.
No, again, I've got the date wrong, so maybe I'll send you the date, because I might have
got that wrong.
I thought it was the 14th, but maybe it's not.
But I'll let you know.
Why are you setting me up?
I'll let you know.
You can definitely come, but I'll let you know when it is, because I forgot.
Okay, good to know.
Shopping together?
Where do you go shopping?
I love...
I'm going to shop a hot leg.
Where do you go shopping?
You shop in London?
Shop anywhere.
anywhere. Whatever city I'm at I'll shop. But I like vintage over the thrift shop in.
Do you have like you never been thrift shopping? That's when you find I bought these in the thrift shop.
Very nice. Yeah. What are they? I couldn't tell you I just thought they were cool.
You thought they looked nice. That's cool. I love them. Yeah so then like I won't know well
someone else might have them but like quite rare. Should we do yeah when I get my IRL stream
and backpack I want to stream IRL a little bit more should we do a thrift shop and stream?
Absolutely.
Where would you go?
I'm down.
We've got thrift shoppers, we've got runescape, we've got the BAFTAs.
Oh, it's going off.
Look at this.
It's going off.
Really bonded, guys.
Seventeen.
Seventeen.
Seventeen.
Really?
Is it the seventeenth?
Seventeenth.
Seventeenth is the game in BAFTAs.
Is it the seventeenth?
Oh.
Well, yeah, that's not...
Seventeenth in BAFTAs.
I'm not about the film BAFTAs.
Film BAFTAs is the...
What did they say?
I thought it was the fourteenth.
When's the film BAFTAs?
Yeah. February.
February?
Yeah.
This is the Game Baster.
The Game Baster? Why would I be invited to the Game Baster?
Oh my gosh, you've been going to the Game Baster this whole time, and you just found out.
To be fair, I only got about as many episodes.
That's what I said, but then I just got...
But the thing is, I've gone to the Basters like quite a few times,
but I didn't go when it recently went on.
What is it, the Game Baster?
No way, because I did not get told that and I did think to myself, where's the bathers?
I see guys, oh my god.
Don't be like that.
No it's the TV bathers and it's the 10th by the way, but it's the 10th of May.
TV bathers on the 10th of May.
It's the 10th of May.
Okay wait, I thought it was the 10th of May.
I thought it was the 10th of May.
I thought it was April.
I thought it was April.
I'm actually busy for the gaming bathers because that's the day before the sherry
match.
So I wouldn't be able to go to that.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Oh you are here 10th of May.
No, no, the temp of me, I've got a shoot, but I think in the evening I can get away.
To be fair, the bathtub's good.
I've never been to the bathtub.
TV bathers.
Bathers, I've never been to.
Well, I've never been to the TV bathers, so there you go, my first time.
Why have Sidemen inside not been nominated for a TV bath to be someone's hobby?
Yeah, actually true.
No, to be fair, we got nominated for something else that someone messaged me today. Let me see.
That's cool.
Let me see, what was it?
I can't find it.
I've never heard of the gaming buffers, I didn't even know that was a thing.
That's quite cool.
Yeah.
On the 30th of April, Sports Industry Awards.
Simon Charity Match got nominated for a Sports Industry Award.
Oh well, that's very cool.
I feel like you're deaf, I wouldn't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
Who are you up against?
The British Grand Prix in Silverstone.
No way. That's so cool that you're up against them.
Right? I don't know.
There's like two others I think we're up against but yeah.
Wow. Hopefully we win.
Freezy.
It's Freezy here. See in the chat.
Call Freezy. Didn't show Freezy the cake.
He said he'd be watching.
Okay, call Freezy. The cake is being slightly more slanted.
No, no, no, no.
But no, but I think that's quite realistic, but it's kind of what a burger's like,
you have a good burger that is kind of what it is like.
Alright, let me call him.
Yo!
Come on.
Come on, I hear that reaction, whoa!
That is actually safe.
Yeah?
Yeah!
It's actually impressive, isn't it?
Yeah, it's actually way better.
So I've got to turn off my shoes.
No, you're good, you're good.
Yeah, but that's the way 33.
Is he ready for that?
Tomorrow!
What do you mean? I thought you must have that in your calendar.
Yeah, it is in his calendar.
It is, isn't it?
That's why you were so surprised because you fought Briar.
I thought it was tomorrow, not today.
Yeah, that's why I was like, what a king today when it's tomorrow.
That's lettuce bro.
You don't like lettuce in your burger?
I don't mind it. I'm impressed. The patty looks even more patty.
This is the melted cheese? The melted cheese on the bottom?
Look at that cheese mountain bro.
Yeah, you know what? The bun is the winner here though, right?
The bun is what look at her. She's happy now. Yeah, you've complimented her buns. Well done
Yeah, yes, but you wish you said patty now
No, no, no say the stream is waiting for you to say the word
Come on, for my birthday. That's all I want for my birthday. Say it.
Yeah, I'm gonna face-time you tomorrow.
No, say it now, say it now, come on.
Come on, just one, please.
No, you're right.
All righty!
He's hung up on you.
Aww.
He's had a nice birthday when I hung up.
On your birthday as well.
On your birthday as well.
On your birthday as well.
Yeah, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
I would drag my birthday out for like a week.
Technically, it is your birthday.
It starts tomorrow though.
Would you...
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, of course.
So when do you start about like the Sunday before up until the Sunday after?
Well I would start on the weekend before. Really?
Start celebrating my birthday, yeah.
So you're telling me on four days of three days into my birthday already basically?
Yeah, thankfully.
Great, and I spent it on stream. Fantastic.
Oh mate, well, saffron, this is absolutely phenomenal.
There we go. It's been a pleasure.
You've been a star.
It has been a pleasure.
Obviously, saffron in the chat please.
Thank you very much for allowing me to make a burger cake with you.
Thank you so much. Chat, I am going to go downstairs to my set-up now.
Safrun's going to have a busy schedule and I'm doing what? Nothing.
I'm going to be playing RuneScape. Don't play RuneScape.
Don't play RuneScape. I'm going to get good next time I see you at Among Us.
Yes, not all the way into a new next season.
But I will warn you, the lobbies are, they will make you lose your mind.
That's fine, because honestly, I'm not very good at it.
Good luck. I'm not saying myself really. I think I do need some practice like for real.
I'm genuinely going to practice. Just watch a couple of sad men among these videos.
How often do you guys play it? Like once, maybe twice a month.
Oh god, okay. You are good.
But we have like custom roles and mods and stuff so it's a bit more complex and it can make you a better person.
Okay, I'm gonna start watching the videos if you're wondering what I'm up to tonight. That's what I'll be doing
There you go
Safran is gonna everyone do her thing. I'm gonna switch to in Jeff in a second. I see you guys down there
But nearly walks into the door by Safran
Oh
you
you
Hello chat, hello chat, how do we enjoy that bacon segment?
Actually, W. So, thank you. Thank you very much.
How's my stomach? It made me completely forget about cooking made me completely forget about my stomach issues.
So I've known such a lovely person, I've known her since she was 18.
She pulled up to somewhere in the city with her mum and genuinely by that time she had
already established that her own empire was mad impressive.
I was just like, right, 18, you're doing that.
That's a bad thing.
But she's been doing YouTube for so long.
Didn't know who she was until summer in the city
and she just had the biggest crowd
like following her obsessed over her.
And I was like, right, respect.
If you're doing that at 18, yeah, it's a bad thing.
How old is she now?
She's 25.
I've known her for a good few years.
Yeah, I hope you enjoyed that segment. Let's run some tunes for you.
She had good vibes, yeah.
If I have any birthday plans, my plans is to share my birthday review on stream and
then on the day I'm probably just going to sleep.
What happened to my stomach?
You just joined?
Ugh, you missed out on me eating the world's hottest chip.
8 the whole thing as well
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to show you how to do it.
Oh, can we do it?
That means we need to get, who's that with a sub?
Lewis, thank you for the sub.
Appreciate you.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, let me say something quickly.
Yes, this is a sub account, but I'm not gonna lie, if all I get from you watching me on
Twitch right now, from wherever you're watching from, if all I get from you is a follow, I would
be so grateful. I would be so grateful. Who's first? Jinxie is first of a hundred thousand
subscribers. Hundred thousand subscribers on Twitch right now. Last hour will go crazy.
Last hour is where I'm gonna get a little bit emotional probably.
Who's that grace with a sub chat? Let me see some
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
You made my sub a fun highlights compilation
If you want you can include you can include those clip
Who's the most in the UK? It doesn't let you sort by country. It lets you sort by language.
So all languages in the world, we are 125th right now. If you're talking English speaking,
we are up 2. Let me see, let me see. Maya with 5 gifts that appreciate you, you know
what to do, let me see some.
top up top up up on the chat.
I saw one and I missed it.
Renegade with a tier one.
Appreciate you, Andrew.
Because sadly with the 10 gifted
chat, please let me see some
top sub in the chat.
Appreciate you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Like I said, if you're
watching from the homepage
or wherever, if all I get from
you is a follow I would be
more than grateful.
I would be more than grateful. I would be more than you know
I'm even grateful that you're watching me on the homepage because there's other channels that you can swipe to you
But you're watching me and I appreciate that. So thank you so so so much from the bottom of my heart
So now I think with a five gifted split condom. Thank you for the five gift
It's probably thinking with a tier one check. You know what to do. Let me see some
No, I really hope you love genuinely genuinely enjoyed the sub of fun. This is something that I was terrified
I'm not gonna lie to you. Like I said to you a lot before I'm not used to being the center of attention
I'm not used to being the main guy. That's not that's not ever the role or the character. I've wanted to play
Because I'm happy to just be in the background. You know, I'm happy to just chill there and whatnot, but I
Have had the best time
The best time streaming for you lot and chin him if you lot you have made it an incredible experience
Ashley Louise with another five gifted cosmic Lolli Lauren with another five gifted ties with the sub with prime
Unbothered dealer with the tier one. Appreciate you chat. You know what to do. Let me see some pub
We have to do our giveaway in a second we're gonna do our giveaway in a second I'm gonna load it up
Let me see where we are in the UK, not in the UK, in the English speakers.
English speaking streamers, we are currently 17.9.
Janey with the five gift that I appreciate you checking.
You know what to do, let me see some...
I appreciate you, thank you so much.
We are currently, as it stands, 17.9, about to jump to 78.
Then the Callister has 5, 8, 7, 8.
We have 5, 8, 6, 5, so we're right there.
Prime, Druid, thank you for the 5, 5, 5, 5,
for the appreciate you chat,
you know what to do, let me see some.
Top, top, top, top, on the chat.
Boy, what are we on the hype train thing?
Listen, if we break the hype train,
I'll gift you another Honda, I can't lie.
If we break the hype train record,
which I believe is 18 in a bit,
I will gift 100 subs to the chat as well.
Scottish Lab with a 5, 5, 5,
for the appreciate you chat,
you know what to do, let me see some.
Top, top, on the chat.
The 10 gifted
It's a tub sub party. It's a tub sub party
Wow, wow, wow, thank you so much. Make sure you say thanks if you get a gift for the sub
yo
Go on the NOSR. Thank you for the five gifts. I appreciate you. You know what to do
Lenny with the 10 gifted appreciate you the dizzy eyes with a five gift. I can't even keep up
I can't even keep up
I can't even keep up. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Nah, you lot, you lot, you lot, don't make me get emotional this early.
You have been absolutely incredible. What a fantastic community I have here on Twitch.
genuinely what a fantastic community
like I said you were part of me even and this is gonna sound crazy you know
but part of me was like I'm not even gonna get to a day like what if what if we
don't even get enough subs to get it to the end of the freaking the end of the
freaking week what if we don't get enough subs to get to the end of the
fricking week. Andrew Fingert, I want to appreciate you.
I really enjoyed this. I never watched any type of streams.
Love you all. Appreciate you. Appreciate you.
Connor, thank you so much. I appreciate you.
New to Twitch for me. I appreciate you so much.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
27 subs to compete level 13, straight love totally appreciate you, I'm glad I can see
my favourite stream and do a server fun, I might not have been subbed, but I've been
watching both YouTube and Twitch for ages so big up to you, happy birthday and God
bless you, God bless you too, unknowing touch, what's your best memories since starting
YouTube there's too many to even pick from I can't even pick one there's too
many you I was on to my birthday yes yes five hours less than five hours on my
birthday till I turn 33 the big three three hello Rosie thank you for the
message love love love Steve appreciate you toes man this has been part of an
experience right toes man this has been an experience you've been a part of
my life for more than half the time I've been alive and being able to see
you and your Roars form gives me a whole new respect for you man, full love from the
6 and more lives for you Roars, from the 6, 6, 6, 6.
Did I have fun this week? I had the best time, but from Roar, I had the best time.
Yo, Scottish lad with another 10 gifted.
We're moving chat, please. Let me see some
Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
All right, let me see some W's in the chat forget the tops up. Let me see some W's
Thank you for the gift and I appreciate you.
There's W emote's if you want to use them as well, you know, cut the slow mode.
Boom, drop your W's.
Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy.
About time we let the chat go crazy.
Go crazy.
I appreciate you lot so much.
And for the next sub, go crazy with the tub subs as well.
a hype train of 13 Megan thank you for the sub appreciate you chat you know what to do
kips don't lie with a five gifted another hype train completed
wow wow wow wow chat you're making me feel special you're making me feel so special
you're making me feel so special
I genuinely don't know why it's me in this position, genuinely don't know why but I feel
so blessed.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
with a gifted, love the table with a 10,
no seven with a sub of prime,
soul with a two month reset,
busy eyes with a five,
letting with a five.
Brims with a 10,
Darkskinned Yenny with a 25,
I didn't even see that, that's crazy.
Now Salad with a five gifted.
Yo, yo, yo.
Top sub wouldn't in the chat.
Top sub wouldn't in the chat.
Darkskinned Yenny with another 10.
Now Salad with another five.
You that wanna make me cry today,
don't do that to me.
I can't let Harry call me a family today.
Don't do that to me.
Don't do that, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.
Don't do that.
We are on six K subs.
We've unlocked release stream song.
It's time to play the song.
It's time to play.
It's time to play the song right here, right now.
It's time to play the song.
It's time, it's time.
GP server five gifted Anderson with a sub with Prime,
Re sub Re Nato with a sub with prime one TS Morty with a sub with prime appreciate you all
Toby appreciate you, Toby ring love love love
Prime droid think of it as five gifted
Hey chat. I got you. I got you sing along. It's time. It's time. Sing along sing along sing along
Sing along sing along sing along
6,069 subs and I still have to do the giveaway.
Fish chakalato, no chakalato, no tatobi.
Now, starwood, is that the same one?
Thank you so much.
I ain't pulling no one up when I get there, they will track me down just so they can get mad, it ain't ever fallin' cause they never pay fair, cause I'm a shopping trip so I can't meet fair, in the streets it gets really risky, she said with another five gift to the pre-shadding
Don't know to miss me
They're with another 50
Yes, I see you in the top
I left cause she couldn't kiss G.R.
In the streets he gets really risky
Find nine I don't need no big cities
To my ex she don't need to miss me
Turn the bell and with another fifty
Bell and with another fifty
Bell and with another fifty
Bell and with another fifty
Bell and with another fifty
In the machine I'm not gonna start to drift
Just keep on needin' the lift
And so I hopped in the whip
The game split like a rift
I had to calm it with stress
Switched from both up to fifth
And it's better than when you get what you can
When you can't do it
Better than when you're another 50
Better than when another 50
Oh, better than when you're another 50
I feel I've been a rat shriek, man
Hahaha
My brother
Oee, oee, W is in the chat
W is in the chat
W is in the chat
You stream, you rap
What can't you do?
We can't make a cake, apparently
We just made a cake on stream
for the five gifted appreciate you chat you know what to do let me see some let's go let's go let's go
let's go let's go let's go all right chat what other songs you want me to play i've got all of
them here i've got all of them here tell me what song you want me to play i'll play them
easy roar with a ten gifted are you not gonna make me have to gift a hundred to my chat
oh my gosh oh my gosh we're on level 17 we're about to break our we're about to break our record
ZD ash, thank you for the three sub with parameter two month three sub
Happy early birthday. Thank you so much
Those you don't know I'm turning five three tomorrow my old man
And my old man on my uncle
But you know, I've made me feel young again
You know, I've made you you've made me feel youthful again
Shout my first time chat is shout the first time chattas
The moody juice one I don't actually have on this computer. I need to go to the studio and get it. I don't have that.
I don't have that. I don't have that.
We're 35 tomorrow. Let's go twin Jonas. Thank you for the sub with Prime. Appreciate you.
You know what to do. Let me see some. Oh my gosh. We're about to hit 6,100 already.
Twitch is telling me we're about to beat our last hype train record. We need 22.9k bits or 46 subs to complete level 17.
Oh my goodness. Alright, jet 2 holiday for the hype. Jet 2. Everyone, hype in the chat, hype in the chat, hype in the chat. Let's go.
I'm for all my subs.
25 gifts
25 gifts
Two minutes to get this hat straight. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
What are you saying bro?
It's Zee!
Yo, I hands this. It's Zee!
in the chat for
you now.
Bro.
We're on a mad high.
Bro, what is it?
Yeah.
100 pounds are leaked.
Hey, that's not enough.
Okay.
10k.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm leaking it. I mean, when you smoke the record, I have to give my shot hundreds up.
You smoke the record. You know, I have no idea what's going on.
Bro, you would go off on streaming. You need to stream. You need to stream.
Oh, there's a lot of things here. There's a lot of things.
They're gonna cry over there, over there.
They're gonna cry over there.
What are they saying in the chat?
What are they saying in the chat?
They're saying Ws.
Ws.
Ws.
Ws.
I'm gonna film this, put on my story.
Yeah, do it.
All right, chat.
I need to gift this 100 to you.
Yeah, gift.
Yeah, I don't even know what that means.
Basically, when you watch stream, there's ads in it, but when people want to support
you, they subscribe by four pounds a month.
Five pounds a month.
How many people watching right now?
How many people watching right now?
4,186.
Bow every one person's gonna get pound from me. What was I
Well, I'm right now subber for my brother
W's in the chat and see a bear W's
Bear zoo W's we're live right now on twitch locking bow. I've never done that before this is crazy
This is crazy. I need to get them 100 stuff. I promise them. I listen what I'm gonna say is I'm gonna put it like this here
I've cooked hours. Yeah
Yeah, you're spending piece.
Yes, sir.
I spent so much bread after gift to the chat, bro.
That's four bills after gift to the chat.
I told them if they hit this record after give this one guy here,
we made a song about him.
He had a song, a villain, bro.
Chat, it's time for villain with another 15.
What villain rhythm?
Right?
He's head for, why does everyone use his headphones?
I don't know.
I have them in my yard.
Why doesn't that let me complete the plan?
These headphones are warm, boy.
Yes, sorry.
I need to gift it, don't let the thing die, what's the Wi-Fi?
I'll patent you that in a second, in command.
Alright, 1k to my account, I leak the adi.
1k.
There it is, there it is.
Aw man.
I'm gonna play the stream for you right now.
I'm gonna play the stream for you right now.
I'm gonna play the stream for you.
I should do.
Come on.
All right.
What are you saying?
All right, largely.
It's crazy.
Large.
We've got jobs here coming up.
Oh, thanks.
Hey, listen, yo, all I'm saying is.
Follow me.
To that go through on Instagram.
It speaks to me.
I'll send you the recipe.
Yeah, do that. Do that. So if something goes through chat, I'm going to try again.
Rose, run out, bro.
I'm going to try again.
Oi, it's the ITSBIGZU, you follow me, DME4recipe.
I'm the ITSBIGZU, no, it's not working.
And I'll send a dress of Toby House.
Oh, no, it's not working, it's not working.
One message.
Who's that? Is that Elz?
Oh my god
Hi dubbies in the chapter L
It's
Five and a half hours left. I need to quickly
Oh my gosh, please you're the gift of the appreciate it
I'm trying to give my chat subs. I promise them if you break the high-end record. I'll get stuff and now
I said it's done be one K. Whoa, but they're going off to the chapter.
I don't understand your skirt. What it is. What it is.
When you watch the twitch, yeah, it plays ads on people's things or anyone to support
you, they'd be like this is forever for money. Every month they pay and they get no ads.
People can gift you subs that you don't have to pay. So I can pay for you to have no
ads on your stream. I just pay for 100 people to have no ads on my stream.
I was just going to get some random, just randomly.
Anyone who's not working for us.
I was pulling up the chair.
I'm not in my chair.
I'm in my chair.
You're not a teamie, bro.
You're not a teamie to teams, bro.
I'm probably using your screen.
You know why?
I'm just a real uncle.
Wait, let me let them know.
I was in the building.
I went from Bombay.
You just said the same thing.
I was in the building.
I'm in the building.
Toby in the building.
Come on, come on.
Listen, all right.
W's in the chat, is what they say.
No, he's in the chat.
I don't understand anything.
Ethan, Bench for the gifted.
No, no, Ethan, Bench for the tail on.
Steezy, Bench for the gifted.
Are you going to play with the rhythm?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait, what are we doing?
I don't know what else smells.
Mad Lane.
I just spray perfume because I was like,
I'm like, you're doing better.
Smell it.
Smell that.
You're talking about.
All right, so one guy, notice, sorry, I just told you.
One guy kept gifting subs.
Now I wish I had two set of tentacles.
I can't actually play out loud here.
One guy kept gifting subs.
Fifty subs at times.
So you go villain with another fifties.
That sounds like that.
Villain with another fifties.
Yeah.
Now.
Oh, it's actually written.
So we made a whole song.
They may hear this as well, yeah?
Yeah, they can hear this right now.
Who is that?
Let's just see Freyja.
Freyja, she voice smells lame.
Hey, listen.
Come on.
It's Big Chaka Nato.
Skin smooth black boot Chaka Nato.
Old time Nose.
Old time Tobi.
This one's for the chap.
This is my brother.
The vegetarian, man.
I see you.
We've got a lot.
And I hear us.
You're all of our cabs, you're pulling me a little.
I hope that they can match the energy I'm bringing.
21 times a week, the Toby, I'll be chilling.
Watching the pulling you, how I wanna be living, man.
Pulling no one up when I get there.
Because they will drag you down just so they can get there.
It ain't ever fun, because they never pay for that.
Summer shopping trips, so I can't make that.
In the streets, it gets really risky.
I ain't dying, I don't need no Dixie
To my ex, she don't need to miss me
I'm very good at this
Sorry, can I keep you up?
Let me put it on
Let me put it on
No, you turn it now
I'm listening
I'm down looking like 50
Whip costs like 4 by 50
Yeah
RIP watch like half a 50
You can't cut the buck with me
If I step any looking iffy
I told you, I'm not a big fan of the music.
Noooooooo
Am I going to WrestleMania? I'm not!
I can't guys!
I can't go to WrestleMania
Is it good? Okay, I think it's alright
I'm good for you
You'll have to be
You'll have to be
You'll have to be
You'll have to be
You'll have to be
You'll have to be
You'll have to be
Alright, listen
Listen come on big shakalato skin smooth black milk chocolate
All type notes all type tobi
All right this one's for the chat
I see
50. Whip costs like 4 by 50.
This much like half a year old.
On the street, mine's like for 50.
If I step back into the 50, that rose rate to distract 58.
I access you, you're missing it.
I left because you couldn't kiss me.
In the streets, it gets really risky.
I'm not even out on little x's.
So I'm not gonna miss on me.
I've been on with another 50.
Thank you so much.
Billing with another 50.
Billing with another 50.
Billing with another 50.
Billing with another 50.
Oh, no, no, no.
You remember those five-minute characters from me
and Lou did it?
And you had the kitty song in your head,
which one was it?
the whole time.
This one's staying away, it might be rehearsing.
All right, coffee is in the chat.
in the chat to help you.
Right guys, are you ready to cook?
Yeah.
I can't cook, it's famous.
I'm a terrible cook.
I feel like everyone knows.
What?
I can't cook.
Zucan, he's gonna carry.
I can't cook.
I can't cook and I can't bake.
What's all right?
Did you see what we baked earlier?
Yes, I saw it upstairs.
Quite light.
It's looking real good,
but I got a bunch of little onions.
It looks great.
Me and Zu made a cake once
It was half-nuntity and half-nutful.
Yeah, well, this cake name really is actually 10 times better.
No, on the whole cake.
No, you've got cake. It's cold.
Your cake looks like an actual burger.
It wasn't meant to start like that.
You know what's mad?
I've cooked a very ethnic dish.
Because basically, we're making two dishes.
I've made one already.
Okay.
Called doma.
Okay.
Which is stuffed vine leaves.
If there's any Kurdish, Turkish, Syrian,
Palestinian Lebanese people, Iraqi, you know, that kind of region, they would know about Doma.
We've made a Doma. I made a Kurdish one for my Kurdish people. There's Tunibash,
if there's any Kurdish people working, watching. People keep saying,
blue burglar, but she's no onions. Yes. Yes, I understand. I know.
Great meme. See that Doma is sick. Yalla Doma, Egypt, yalla Doma. So we made a Doma
to balance the ethnicity, because obviously, you know, a couple people are racist.
We make something less ethnic, you know, people like us, we make something less ethnic.
I'm not racist.
I'm not racist.
I'm not racist.
I'm not racist. I'm a fussy eater.
Most people like us probably don't like Don Ma.
I'm not because of ethnicity or because of ethnicity.
We're going to make a macaroni juice.
Ooh, I like it.
I do want to try it though.
You can try the Don Ma.
I don't even eat lamb but I will try it.
Look, you're going to try a little bit Don Ma.
say it because you know you're gonna offend all the people that like don't want you to be great um
but obviously everyone's saying it's nice though it's amazing it's like genuinely we made
we made a match you know how long it took to cook it and now four hours oh yeah because you
got to wrap it you got to build it you got to build everything you know so I built it yeah
macaroni's cooking in the back we're gonna cook it back are we taking the camera upstairs
yeah we're gonna go upstairs now can I just say that apple pie is there it's like an S
I think that wasn't a hint, me and my father.
No, I'm not saying to drop me one, but...
No, I get to only one, I'm going to have to...
Emma, the sacrum brought me a whole bottle earlier.
I've got a whole bottle right here.
This, if you drink, is active, I think.
Yeah. It's more or less.
Elle's got mad streaks for her hair coming like rogue.
Yeah, I've got brown for black hair, but I don't know.
What rogue? Thank you.
You've got a 20-bit of fire gift, I appreciate it.
That's what Jordan slipped on with the blue thingy.
You're basically Jordan Smith.
I mean, you are your tar hero, I'm the tar hero, like how I can and if I suppose I have
on the tar hero, I don't know how you have you got good yet, and he said apple ties are
resisted but it's alright. How can you say both those things? That's the oxymoron, right?
That's a paradox paradoxical. I'm serious. I mentioned.
I am so zoo zoo zoo. See how we just played that song here? Yeah.
Because we hit 6000 subs I have to release that song now.
Yeah.
So what the f*** is going on there?
I don't know the sub goal so.
I'm excited.
Because we got 4.5 that's why you don't know how to hear.
Yeah.
Have you done your ice bath?
No because I haven't hit 6.5 but I just seen that that's a thing and I'm now actually just…
Ice bath?
Yeah.
How are we doing an ice bath with 5,000 subs?
No that will be done.
Today?
If they hit 6,500 then we got our skit of ice baths set up.
Yeah, you know
No one's seeing me my belly on camera anyway 10 K and zoo does the ice bomb. No way 10 K
20 K and L's to the ice bomb. People want to see that way more. Yeah. Yeah, you know what?
Let's swap the ice bar 10 K and L's into the ice bar
I'm here for the outwatch
What about the one take away?
Yeah
Seven the key to give away of a thousand pounds in the chat
You make a picture counting tap in the chat
And then at 7.5 K I have to get my cubes left
We've done that before.
No.
Why would you put that in there?
Because they like to see people suffer.
Do you see what I did today?
No, bro.
I don't want to be locked in having cookies.
Bro.
Potty's chip.
Bro.
Potty's chip.
Bro.
I've done this one bit before.
Mashed.
It's awful.
It's grim.
Is there any more left?
Are you done it?
Did you accidentally rub your eye?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
The second one's here.
Well, you're not trying to do that.
No, I highly doubt it.
No, where's Mark?
I'll do it for bread
Manny I've been to it at twice since it messed me up
But we can go upstairs and start
You know the way up here?
All right chat, this has been crazy, we've got 4.6k people in here right now watching
this, about to do the cooking stream of Big Zoo, told you, told me what many, about to
do the cooking stream of Big Zoo and ELSE, all right, can I just say 6,278 subs here,
6,278 subs that puts us 73rd
73rd in English speaking streamers 73rd
Did I back the whole thing many I did still I did check and vouch the clips done. I did it. I
Did it it was not nice, but
It was not nice very uncomfortable
You say I started on 1200. No, I didn't start in 1200. I started on 200.
I started on 200. Who's that with a prime top sub?
Raheem man, appreciate you. Appreciate you. Let me check the Masons running the stream
stream up online and then we'll go where is he let me check let me check that
the ingest is running and then we'll go upstairs
Alright chat, this has been crazy. What a week this has been. What's a week? W week in the chat. W sub-a-fun in the chat. Slow mode is off. Be free. Slow mode is off. W is in the chat. Let me see the Ws.
If you're watching from the home page right now, I'm going to ask if you are enjoying yourself to hit that follow
Hit that follow button
Hit the follow button where 917,000 twitch followers 917,000 of you following me on on twitch
who's that? Razz pod with a tier one chat, you know what to do, let me see some.
I'm about to run upstairs. I'm going to switch the stream to upstairs so you can see me in
a second. Who's that with a pram tops up? Yeah, there's them W's. Let me see them W's.
Let me see them. Let me see them. Let me see them. Let me see them. Let's look in the
Let's not do that. We don't need to do that. We don't need to do that. Listen. I'm happy with this number of sub
All right, cool, right we're going upstairs we're going upstairs
We're going upstairs
I'm gonna tick off the release stream song. I'm gonna tick off the cooking with big zoo and guests because we're here doing them
And I tick them off form form next up
We have ice bath thousand pound giveaway and wicked wax to go
Okay, stop using the chat. I'll see you upstairs
And second it doesn't want to change
I've made it to the front.
I never see you.
I never see you.
I never see you.
Else can eat it, bro.
I'm gonna eat it.
She's not allowed to.
She's eating it.
I don't eat lamb, but I'm fine.
She's eating it.
That's fine.
She's eating it.
I only eat chicken.
I had this emerald.
Is it emerald?
Thank you.
Have you been playing Crimson Desert?
No, I've been playing Expedition 33.
Crimson Desert is...
I will play it.
What is Expedition 33?
What's that?
It's an RPG.
Yeah, which is what Crimson Desert.
cruise and desert. Don't say it like I'm just not well versed in RPGs.
You asked me what it was. Yeah, but the way you said it was kind of like a
Bismarck-ish. Oh, I didn't mean to. I don't think you're a Bismarck-ish, I think you're great.
Go on, tell me, tell me. Oh, do you have a greater? Do you guys have a greater?
We've got a greater. Oh, that's great. See what I did there? So you've been playing.
I want to touch it. What have you been playing? Expedition for a degree.
And what does that game tell? Well, I'm only a third of the way in.
That's quite far into a game, right?
It's quite a part of what's playing this tournament though.
What do you do? What's comparing it to a game?
Um, well, I like to find a fantasy.
Oh, is it the one where you press the button and it does it for you?
It's turn-based.
Turn-based? Ah, that's so good.
I be role, Crimson Desert, I've been playing that, I've been watching Walkthroughs every day.
If I got my TikTok right now, I pray it's not a gala.
It's probably going to be...
My TikTok.
Look, first TikTok.
This is all I care about.
Okay next one, no Crimson Desert, no Crimson Desert, no Crimson Desert, Crimson Desert.
I'm hooked.
My equity is the station.
But for a minute because I kept watching you doing Guitar Hero, I was getting like
Bear guitar heroes
Yeah
Hello, welcome
He wants a mic. I don't need to have a mic
You don't need one?
No, I don't need one. Do I need a mic?
I think you should have a mic
You don't think I should? I should?
I should.
Okay, alright.
Alright, boom.
Alright, boom productions.
Look, Hyder's here.
Can we get some W's for Hyder in the chat please?
W's in the chat for Hyder, please.
Now Hyder's made a Domo, which is the ethnic thing that we've made before.
before. You said that you made it earlier. No, I said that I made it. You made it, bro. We made it. Okay. I didn't want to ruin the
hideous surprise. Okay. No, I didn't want them to know the hideous was here. Me and Hyder made it together to represent all of
Kurdistan. Bigot my Kurdish people. Yeah, come on. We got all my people from Lebanon, Syria, Palestine. If
Rock, Yvonne, Turkey, all them sides there.
Yeah, come on, G.
What's going on here?
This is the thing, it's boiling, yeah?
It smells good.
Why is the plate on the top?
It's to hold it down.
Have you heard that song by Chris Brown, DJ Khaled?
I hold you down.
I'm very nervous.
I always get it still open.
So if I put the plate on, it's going to stop there.
On actual rice.
You know like when you're boiling rice
all the bubbles come out. Is that what we were trying to stop from asking?
No, I can't. I can't. I can't.
Listen, don't let her have any answers. She don't need no answers.
Right now I'm watering Scottish power and Thames Water at the same time.
Thames Water in the chat. No, no, no, no, no. Sorry.
Sorry, W's in the chat. Wait, I need to do a Snapchat everyone.
Yeah, let them know. See, you're on job with this. I'm so bad.
We are live on Tomy's sub-front.
It's last day. How long? It's like five hours.
How many hours? Five hours left. Five hours left. Five hours left to my sub-reference.
Zoo and Haider are cooking for us. No, we are cooking. We're cooking.
No. We're cooking.
We're cooking. Hey.
All right. Should we do the rest? We do the other things. We've got time.
Let's go. Let's go.
All right. First, we need another pan to boil water.
Haider is the greatest sous chef of all time.
Yeah, this is that's good.
But you're also a sous chef.
Okay, you're on this side, sous.
This side, sous.
Ooh, sous and sous.
Okay, go get one more pan.
Go get one more pan, please.
In the back there.
But wait, that's the pop of blender.
That's not a joltman blender.
That's not a joltman blender.
Let me have that.
Let me have that.
And I'm not saying me and your mama on the same level was love, but can I get one?
When's your birthday? August the 19th. Wait, sorry April the 19th.
Whatever the biggest one is, this one is up.
Yeah, yeah, get bigger, get bigger. We need to buy water.
I need to keep my chat up, bro.
Bro, come on, bro. Focus, dude.
I need to see the chat.
Cool, cool, cool. Let me get the address.
Alright, yalla.
Yalla Habibi.
All I'm saying is, I'm putting it out there, yeah?
yeah yeah two grand into my account I'm leaking the address why are you doing
sorry hey this induction home is British because you can put the pan
anywhere and it will start heating up you know normally it has corners what
kind of I feel this with hot water please
Let us do it.
Oh, I need help, bro. Come on, bro.
Can you see the streaks of things in there?
No, but this ain't working. I need to get it set up.
So can we just put the coal in and then boil it?
No, just put the grunt on hot first.
I can't find any coal in the pot anyway.
Alright, everyone's talking too much.
We can boil it.
Everyone's talking too much, but nobody's walking too much.
See what I've done there.
Alright, cool.
Can you get anything out of the fridge?
Can you get anything out of the fridge?
Wait, what's the difference?
Okay, I think that's enough.
Everything that's in the fridge, bring it out.
It's not warm.
Yeah, that's fine. Let's get it on the induction.
I can go anywhere.
Really?
You are. Put it in the middle.
Yeah?
Can you microwave water?
You can microwave water.
What's the difference between just boiling it and microwaving it?
in it and microwave it in it. Bro, you know what sometimes in life, just use your mind.
Sometimes in life you just have to smash it. Alright look, we're making a macaroni cheese
yeah? Yeah. One of the biggest steps of macaroni cheese is great in cheese. So they're going
to grate some cheese. Oh that's great in cheese. Yeah you love grated cheese, that's
great. That's a great idea. You've got too much bread, would not recommend.
I just asked a question, I don't want to microwave water, I just asked that.
No, so great this and then this you ain't got a great this this we just talked into like little bits and then this we
micro-pane
No, I asked the smaller part of the great. Yeah, so this leave us to the end
I'm telling you, in the case you don't have a kettle, that's worth it, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
As soon as you start doing this thing, like, do you know what we're doing?
It's a big deal.
Where are you from?
Where am I from?
I'm from Sierra Leone and Lebanon.
Yeah?
Sierra Leone.
Kushe, what's in now?
Albi Badi, eh?
Small boba.
What's your name?
Sierra Lebanese.
Sierra Lebanese.
And the Lebanese, Inter-Inter-Inter-Wanik Hadehdi, Salam Alaykum.
What is this?
What is the show?
No no no, don't say that, come on bro.
He says that really bad.
What?
But what am I gonna talk about anyway?
Alright so we're gonna do first step to macaroni cheese creation.
Yeah?
It's got boiled milk I need another pan.
How do I need another pan?
Small big big big
I should have brought 2 stoves bro at this point.
Yeah why do you have 1 stoves?
It's not enough is it?
What they saying in the trap man, I need to see the trap moving the trap's moving slow.
Do you have 2 stoves?
Trap's moving slow.
Do you have 2 stoves?
Nah I got 2 stoves.
Oh you guys choose stoves.
So why you saying I need to use those if you don't have
But don't talk to me like that
I'm asking a question
Hi, there's what touching things next to me, bro. Hey, hi there is this truth. That's what you said
He said, oh bro
nah, bro
No, hi there. Come on bro. I'm sorry. You're gonna get it the chat destroyed
Big Zoo charity match, tell them again.
Well, tell them again, tell them Big Zoo charity match.
What, what, you scored the winner in soccer, I don't know, lost soccer.
Just saying, I was assisted by Tommy.
You see, you see, you see, in this life here.
Alright, well, I robbed out of the occasion.
Now, you know what, how can I blame her when you said many assisted you?
I did say on live on television that Manny was the one that assisted me.
Well, actually, he said Manny, that's how you know he would put them all in.
I was a little bit excited, bro. I was a little bit excited.
Anyway, look, first step to making good macaroni cheese.
Hey, hey, can you focus? Hey, one voice, guys.
One voice. One voice. One voice.
One voice.
He has to do the little curly thing.
No, man, I ain't gonna show you, man. I ain't gonna show you, man.
I ain't gonna show you.
Well, it looks cool though.
I ain't gonna show you.
All right, guys, can you focus? Can you let me host the show?
Let me host.
All right first step you gotta get you've got infuse your milk with onions garlic flavor resumes. Yeah, so can I get nice you got a knife
Why would we fall out I would be fallout
I'm too what I'm too what say your chest say your chest
I don't know disrespect me bro. Don't disrespect me in front of all these people. I know that bad people any knife any knife any knife
Look at the tip. Oh, this is my bad boy Japanese knife
I had to stop getting close to me, bro.
This is, this is sharp.
This is, this is not a joke to you.
We're gonna find out.
It's not a joke to me.
We're gonna find out.
What are you gonna do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
This ain't fruit ninja or veg ninja.
Oh!
I missed.
I missed, I missed, sorry.
I'm gonna try one more time.
Is this a thing that chefs do?
Yeah.
One more time, one more time, one more time.
All right.
You're losing aura right now.
Yeah.
I
Didn't know that's cool. I didn't know cold cold cold. I didn't know come on
It's alright
You're gonna say I don't play with nice. It's not playing with the night. It's not playing with the night
Stop being shook bro. I'm scared of nice. I mean shook. That's just how it is, bro. That's how I am
Can't let it be shook. I am yes. I am can we can we call this segment Zeus cooking show sure can we call it?
Big Zoo's Big Eats.
Because all I've done right now is wash my hands.
Welcome to Big Zoo's Big Eats.
With me, your head chef, Big Zoo.
I've got my two sous chefs and I've got assistant head chef.
Who's assistant head chef?
Me.
How do you have to fight for that?
Yeah, but you have to fight for that.
And you're just the one.
You said straight away that you can't cook.
Yeah.
I could be a project manager.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, whatever title you want to give yourself.
Project manager.
If you're not a chef, you can't be an assistant head chef, bro, you know I'm saying
But welcome to the show
No, we's not but I am in charge welcome to the show where we put onions on knives and do tricks like this
Say again welcome to the show where we put onions on knives and the tricks like this
this. Chat to me. Chat to me. Honestly don't do that acting again, it scares me. I'm watching
my car. So we're making a macaroni cheese, please that's what we're making macaroni cheese.
If you haven't cooked for your family, that's the big reason why I got into cooking, because
I wanted to teach young people how to cook. So if you're a young person and you're
watching this stream, cook along while you're at home. You can cook along. All
What are you going to do is one chop of onion.
You should do cook alone.
What, on stream?
Yeah.
So you told people a week before,
this week we're cooking boom.
And then they get the ingredients,
and then you stream at the same time.
Are you going to invest in all my cooking equipment?
I know you're going to buy the house and we to stream from.
I won't buy the house.
I'm investing in cooking equipment.
Will you invest in the streaming equipment as well?
I'll support you.
Can you get Sam Ham to help?
Yeah, I'll support you.
Support?
He isn't going to buy Sam Ham because I told him.
No, I saw the stream, bro.
I saw the W's in the chat, bro.
What gloves?
I don't know here.
Why you got black gloves still?
I don't know there.
Why you got black gloves still?
It's not on a racing team.
That's not a racing team.
Normal rubber gloves if you're in the LACASTIC ones.
All right, so listen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Our plan's been getting hot, yeah?
Our plan's been getting hot.
So all we wanna do is fill it with milk.
We're gonna fill it with milk
because what we're gonna do is steep the milk
with flavors.
So look, milk goes in.
All of it? Yeah.
Full fat milk or what?
Yeah, full fat milk, straight belly claws.
Oh, thank you.
What's going on with the cheese?
I'm grating it.
Are you not grating it properly, yeah?
I know how to grate cheese.
I don't know, you look a bit ungrating.
You don't look sorry, head back, man.
Big suit and L's given brother and sister rival.
Can you move? Hi there, can you move?
Crystal Kenzie's questioning. Are we not dicing the onions?
No, we're not because look, these onions, what I'm doing, I'm putting cloves in there.
Cloves? I know what cloves are.
What cloves?
Ten things.
You lot can't cook, bro. Especially when I came on that Sidemen cooking show, I realized you lot can't cook.
What? After I made the best roast potatoes.
You didn't even remember what it was. I don't care the roasties were good.
Thank you.
I'm talking Mark. Bobby's in the chat.
Hey, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Oh, yeah, come here, come here, come here.
No, because Mark was doing the matting on stream here.
He said he could handle the spicy chip.
Yeah, let's get it. Where's the chip?
So the earlier you get out of the way, the better,
because I was hurting for two and a half, three hours.
Let's get the chip.
There are, how long is there left on stream chip?
Five hours.
Are you gonna back your word,
or are you gonna apologize in front of stream
and say I was wrong?
I was stupid.
You're talking.
He's talking.
Okay, cool. Stay there.
It's a great moment.
Now, the milk's getting used actually, yeah.
I listen back to the back to the original yet. We've put clothes in the onions and they're just gonna go
Blip into there. Yeah, they're just gonna look into there. Yeah, they're gonna go look into there
Yeah, so what bro get with it
What if I do
Look at me he's gonna suffer today look at me. I'm gonna they think they're on stream right now
They're not in the stream. He's gonna suffer today
Alright listen, look, look, look, look, look, the garlic, you just want to give it a badai,
yeah, and get it into there, yeah, the garlic, you just want to give it a badai, and then
get it into there. One more time, yeah, you just want to get the garlic, and a badai,
yeah, and then get it straight in. Alright, that's, that's, the milk's heating up now,
the milk's going to steep, and what that milk's going to do is give us extra flavor.
You need some milk, I'll be with the milk done.
Do you not touch the powder?
The garlic.
Can you stop marinating?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Garlic bread.
Garlic bread.
All right, our milk is steeping.
I'm sorry.
Steeping.
Steeping.
How about cooking steak, steeping?
No, the milk is steeping.
Yeah, steeping.
We're getting flavor into the milk.
I'm going to get the milk.
So when the milk gets put into the roux,
it makes a proper béchamel.
We've got my French people, we're making Béchamel.
Béchamel means...
You want to tell us?
What does Béchamel mean?
Sauce. Creamy sauce.
Then watch the game.
But who's playing? Arsenal?
Arsenal is scored in Real Madrid.
Are you Arsenal?
Hey, bro, language, bro. Come on, man.
Sorry.
If you barge me again, you're going to see what's good, innit?
Why are you so angry at us?
Because I'm a chef.
We're trying to tell.
Oh, where's the milk, sir?
Maybe you should be more Nigella and less.
What, mikrowave?
Mikrowave.
Mikrowave.
Listen, when I get into my chef bag,
I get a little bit emotional.
Yeah, and I feel like we're going to fall out.
Fall out of me.
And what?
And what?
And what? I don't care.
OK.
I need to pat my terms of water.
You actually what's having times for water?
Yeah.
Do you not touch your face after you've touched it?
Yeah. Oh, he's doing the hot check.
Go on, Mark.
My arm hurts.
I'm doing it. Are you really doing it? Have you got milk and it's good?
There, there, there, there. Go on.
There, there, there, there. Are you going to eat the whole thing?
I'm going to tell him how to do it. The whole thing, huh?
How much do you do? Do you actually do the whole thing?
I don't even want to say this to you, as your friends, only have heart.
You'll have the whole thing.
Well, have the whole thing, bro, stop being a chump.
As your friends.
Well, there's no even friendship here, bro.
Come on, Dabby's in the door here.
20 gifted and Michael back to whole thing.
Come on, you've got this. You've got this.
You've got this.
Smoky. Heart is chipping the road.
Come on, bro. Heart is chipping.
Go on it, bro. Go on it.
Woo!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, jeez.
Why are you acting calm?
I'm going to kick in as you kick in.
Why are you acting calm?
I know you want to bugger.
I'm gonna come back. You're gonna
He's so nonchalant
I know you're suffering
No, he's hiding now
Surely not
Who turned off the stove?
Probably you
It's you bro
I didn't do anything
He's giving you
You turned it off
What's going on?
Did you just do it like it was a normal Dorito?
He's not that very easy to crack.
I'm waiting.
How is it?
Change the belt.
It's alright.
His eyes are starting to warm.
20 seconds.
His face is his mother.
His eyes are warm.
It's eyes of war.
What we say about you, OK?
OK, talk to me.
I'm not deaf.
No, no, you talk about me.
All right, I've got it.
It's not wrong, Halper.
It just was, and when it starts to burn in here,
that's not what I want.
It's going to travel down your body.
It took me two hours to get rid of the pain,
but two in a hush maybe.
Can we get back to my cooking show, Biggie's Big Eats.
Welcome back to Biggie's Big Eats.
I'm sorry for the intermission with that random dude
having a chip, I don't know what he's doing.
He's actually really stressed, if you guys want to show him.
He's gone outside.
He's gone outside.
All right, so my milk is steeping.
My milk is steeping.
It's been steeping.
Yeah, it's not actually hot.
If I get help.
I didn't mean to.
I'm not taking all this criticism from you guys.
What criticism?
Piders, as well, telling me there was two
Small bits of grated cheese on the floor.
Like that will impact.
Can we just get a little bit more respect for me
and hide the rest of these?
I just want to put that out there.
Right, I haven't done any cooking right now, guys.
You haven't done nothing, bro?
Well, here's nothing for you to do.
It's on.
How am I like this on?
It's been on.
It's been on.
It's been on.
This is Elle's grated cheese and gets shallower.
What have you done?
You pressed the team.
Why did you press the team?
Why are you pressing the teams?
Yeah, I've moved it over there
because this one wasn't cooking over here, don't worry, you're good.
No, it's not on the thing.
Yeah, this one doesn't eat a boat.
That's why it's doing this.
I'm going to punch him up on camera. I don't want to do it.
Am I loud? Am I loud?
I don't want it to be on the team.
I don't want it to be there.
The water's boiled. I'm just leaving it on the side.
So we need to take it off so this thing turns off.
Okay, so the whole thing turned off because that was on the side.
Yeah, let's go.
You know, it actually gets off.
It's gone now.
I don't rate this guy. He comes here, he tries to method man up the thing every time we cook bro, man can't just let me cook bro. Let me cook, let him cook no, alright?
He is a bit like a mom.
It was for one second, I moved it for one second, we're like it was one second, it was one second. You're not helping in a nice way, you're helping a rude way.
I wouldn't pull at it.
You're helping a rude way.
Okay, watch the next.
Alright, sorry.
I never watched my hands.
Oh my god, you washed your hands. I forgot that's the defining factor in cheffery
Yo
Them and their demand there yeah in the corner. Anyway, I cool. I'm gonna show you how to make a rule
Yeah, so the first thing you do a room a room is how you start a special amount
It starts with a room. Yeah
We'll inspect a gadget over here and I'm in my corner. Just always
There's a no in my team that come around me bro. Do you have a ladle?
Lay the ladle, ladle.
Lay the ladle.
You ain't got a ladle, bro.
Alright, we can use this measly spoon, bro.
They might be one of those guys, I should have a ladle.
I should have a ladle, what?
I think 18 years of this.
No, I need a ladle, bro.
You know what I'm saying? I need a spatula and you give me a spoon, actually.
This is my first day using the kitchen.
Bro, it's time of a third day out here.
Alright, sorry.
Alright, cool.
Look, the pan's getting hot.
Why don't you get Heidi to help you? That's the whole point.
Well, I want to integrate the cheese.
Keep great.
You're doing great.
I've done a whole block of cheese.
What we're going to do then is going to go straight in with most of this butter, yeah?
Are you ready?
Are you ready, yeah?
All right.
I'm going to turn on the heat.
You get the pan hot and then we lift it up.
Okay, why?
Because the excess heat comes off the pot.
So I've got the pot to a nice heat that I need it at yeah. The pot's nice and hot.
This one isn't it.
Now the excess heat is gone now.
Yeah it's still a bit too hot though, so we need to just let this one cool off.
I just standing one place bro, big man team, you're bugging me out bro.
You keep walking everywhere bro. Just standing one place bro, man trying to focus.
I'm trying to focus. I'm trying to focus.
Bro is yapping his ass off.
How do your things boil in there? How do your things boil in there?
It is boiling. Your things boiling is going to go.
So he's going to distract me after he's moving around and I use that to help.
Is this heating up?
Yeah, it's getting there. It's not really doing that.
Yeah.
I think it's the lack of movement.
Alright, boom.
Mark is going to get the pain now. He's outside.
Mark conveniently is off-camera suffering.
We don't want the pan to be too hot because then it will burn the butter, yeah?
I'm going to go in with three quarters of this bar.
That's like 180 grams.
What is that? Lerpac?
When is the new season of big juice?
It's not coming.
We're going to have bread.
This pan is too hot, yeah?
This smells really good.
Someone said great faster.
The bar is in, the bar is in, the bar is in, the bar is in, now we need it to, we need
it to, we need it to, bro, if you don't keep making noise, well I'm trying to host my
show, I'm going to get mad, but I'm trying to host my show like you know what I'm saying,
like let me just give you an equality, if you move one more time, you're banned,
you're banned from moving, if you move, you can't move from there, you're stuck
there now.
Can I move?
Can I move?
Yo, y'all.
You need to ask me why I just still have the garlic, you know?
Yeah, that's what I said.
It's just stifling in the water.
It's got skin on it.
It's not that deep. It's just stifling.
Why? It's bothering me.
All right, look. So the butter is melting, yeah?
Yeah.
You're not killing me, bro. You're not letting me do my tingling.
Do your thing. Do your thing.
You're not letting me do my tingling.
I have one left behind.
Now, purposefully, you're not letting me do my tingling, man.
Can everyone behave please?
Do your thing.
Because you're not letting me do my tingling, bro.
That was great, bro.
my tingbo I'm not going to lose the idea cheese I've just grated a whole tray so
the butter's melting the butter's melting now what we're going to do to
create a roof we're going to add some flour
dubbies in the chat
well 10s water bugging up I'm hitting them on WhatsApp they're not answering
though big man tingbo I paid them for my old job and look
Can you please elaborate your concern?
That's A.I. your chatting zoos.
Big mind ting, bo.
You're not chatting here.
Anyway, Dubby's in the chat, man.
He's going to keep learning.
All right, so the butter's melting.
The butter's melting, the butter's melting.
Yeah, and then what?
Shout out A.I. that means you're not talking or talking further.
But I want you to be there. Big luck.
Bo, I told you not to move. That's it, you're done. You're banned.
You're banned. You're banned. You're banned.
I told you to call me for the corner.
Every single...
He says, so far we've got cheese on water.
Yeah, we've got lots of cheese.
The cheese, yeah, but listen, the butter, look, the butter's been melted.
Ah, the butter's melted now.
We could do the next step of the dish.
Do you know what, Loki?
I like cheese, so I'm happy with that.
I'm not dying outside for my butter.
Is he okay?
I can hear him, like, choking.
Watch, we're gonna add flour into the butter that's melted, yeah?
And that's gonna help make our roux.
Is he all right?
Is he okay?
He's crying.
Are you crying?
I'm excited for mac and cheese.
That's mad racist. I'm putting it out there telling the black man you're used to
spicy food is mad racist. No that's racist bro that's a bit racist.
That's a bit racist. That's a little bit racist bro.
If anyone who's watched the film called The Drama, if anyone's watched The Drama
there's a bit in the scene where she goes, oh you're used to drugs and guns.
That's mad racist. Is it a good film? It's a good film.
How's that there?
Yeah.
You want justice, right?
Actual justice.
No, touch me one more time, I don't want to be more than justice.
I think I'm going to do it.
What's the store?
What's the awesome store?
Guys, can we get back to the cooking?
Welcome to Big Sleeves Big Eats.
We've got the roux here cooking.
The roux is cooking.
So what is that?
That's the flour that's been mixed together over time, over heat.
I'm trying to teach you, I'm not trying to learn.
I'm teaching you, you're not trying to learn.
You're trying to do everything else but learn and let the spawn keeps binging but big man thing, bro
But when I cook I get into a little bit of a zone
I get into the zoo zone. Yeah, this is mischeeds greater. I'm nearly done. You can shut your mouth. Okay
I really don't appreciate the disrespect of the all of all I've done for you I raised you raised me. Yeah
Chat who looks old on New York Elves
That would give me the echo that I can try lots of greater cheese here.
That's good, that's good. The whole dish is called macaroni cheese, right?
Yeah.
So I just suddenly keep out of the dish.
So our roux is done, yeah?
We're just cooking out the roux slowly by slowly.
Now don't grate the macaroni.
What else should I show you?
Don't grate the macaroni, cut the macaroni into small cubes.
Okay, cool.
And then the pavimizano.
Yeah, and that's...
I need you to grate that on the finer side.
Into that, try it.
No, put it onto a separate bowl.
OK.
Find a bowl.
We need two bowls.
I don't know why everyone's laughing at me
smiggering under their breath for that, like.
Oh, sorry.
Toby, where are the bowls?
The bowls?
Yeah.
What bowls?
We need two bowls.
Hey, hey, hey.
Look, the big mixing bowl.
We're like bowls in the kitchen bowls.
Oh, I don't know how many bowls we've got.
Just two.
Just two.
Just two.
Alright so our roux is cooking out guys, yeah?
We've got a nice roux, yeah?
Now all I'm going to do to the roux is transfer the milk into the roux, yeah?
And then it's going to start creating our sauce.
Do you sift out the skin on these garlics or something?
You can, I'm just going to use a spoon, well if I had a ladle,
Joe, help. Give me that. Give me that pirates. Give me that pirates. Give me that pirates.
I just don't like the fact that the skin is...
The skin's not going to be in it.
You left the skin on the onion. You're not going to taste it. You're not going to taste it.
And there's the hairy bit on the onion.
Well, stop bugging out.
Stop bugging out.
They do, and if you leave it on the onion, it will grow roots, and it's really horrible.
Oh my God, the milk's going everywhere.
Oh my God, the milk's going everywhere.
Do you need help?
Come on guys, help me please.
No, you don't. You're going to grow up. Go, go.
Turn it off, turn that stove off, pull off zero.
There we go.
Mom, it's still missing.
Ah!
What's the time?
All right, guys.
You got that?
All right, all we're going to do is get a little bit of the milk.
Kitchen is a state, right?
It's not a state.
The kitchen's perfect.
This is how kitchen is supposed to be.
The milk's burning!
Woo!
Ow!
That burned my hand.
All right.
On my left, that burned my hand.
What's your dream guest for Big Z's Big Eats?
Dream guest, Elz.
Other than Elz.
J. Cole.
Yeah, that's a good one.
So we're going to get our milk that's been steeped in
and get that into our roux.
And it's going to help create our béchamel.
Oh, that looks bagnium.
Yeah.
I'm eating some of the cheese.
You're not allowed?
I'm too late.
You're not allowed to eat the cheese, bro?
Chew!
Ah, my sous chefs,
can you please start cleaning the kitchen as I cook?
Thank you.
Thank you.
We're ruining the aura.
Ruinning.
You're ruining the aura, bro.
Ruinning.
Do you know what I'm gonna
Now we don't need to say there's someone to clean out. I'd be great. Hi there else. I'm doing the cheese. That's the issue there
Yes, I'm busy. Thank you. Told you do well
All right, it's hot you know hot cuz you're complaining
So if you can see in here the things the things yeah
combination
I didn't mean to promise a new kitchen I promise on my life I didn't mean
I'll clean after I promise you
This is not creating very fast
Not great. Yeah, the parmesan you're being in a separate bowl. Yeah. Yes. Thank you chef
Stop micromanaging me!
But that's what head chefs do!
I can remember simple instruction.
I'm just saying, head chefs, what do you see Gordon Ramsay do?
What does he call people?
Bro!
And what else does he say?
What else does he say?
I'm not having any swear words.
He says idiot sandwich. I haven't swore that you once.
Has anyone got any bread for me to call her idiot sandwich?
Yeah.
Come on, get a break.
Would you let me call you idiot sandwich?
No!
I'm going to find out today.
He's lost it, I'm fortunate that.
Look.
Well, we got the good pasta, I like that pasta.
The team keeps turning off.
Are these restaurants been rated one star?
The store keeps turning off because it keeps thinking other things are happening.
They are.
Oh my God.
We're live, bro.
It's because of the milk that's gone on there.
Yeah, that changed everything, I think.
I'm not proud of stuff I haven't used.
No, but honestly, look, the store's bugging, bro.
Abiru, you might not need to change yourself.
You don't say that to me, you know.
I'm just saying.
You don't say.
You might need to change yourself.
I know how to use it.
I know how to use it, bro.
I'm not even using it.
I was working.
Yeah.
I still love it.
It's because of that.
It's like a skill issue, so I'm sorry.
I know it's you in.
Bro, stop being rude to me, bro.
Big man thing, bro.
nice human both because of the this village on my life you're not helping me
all my life you know I'm gonna use this I'm gonna use this you don't help me
well be my team my soul is gonna split my soul is gonna split my dome is gonna
split you can't spray that there's food around both I'm just gonna use the
We're going to eat the crust.
I'm going to spray it on the crust first.
That's what I was thinking.
Do it. Do it. Do it.
It's causing that bit there. My sauce is going to spit it out.
Come on. Do you see some more water?
Are you alright, Mark?
That milk though
It's just hard being the greatest chef of all time with no help from my sous chefs
You know I'm saying man. I just on their phone and that you done it. Yes, then
I said well fully
Let me get back to my cooking please. Thank you
I'm sure
Yeah.
Someone stir as they clean.
Who's not stirring?
Well, this, I'll be real.
This is gonna split.
I mean, Toby, why didn't you stir this one with the milk?
I need it to get into it.
I need it to, it's gonna split.
So it's gonna split.
The milk and the roux will split
because it keeps turning off.
This is a crucial part.
Why don't you assign someone the job of stirring?
Because it needs a certain alignment with the wrist.
The wrist you have to have.
Okay.
You're saying you'll have to.
I'm going to pass you for one second. Don't do it. Don't do it.
No, no, no, don't do it. I'm going to be worried.
It's lit, bro. It's lit.
You're not good at delegating, are you?
I am good at delegating. Have you done your job? It's your job done.
I'm doing my job.
OK, keep doing it.
Yeah, but you're not giving jobs to other people.
You look at someone and then they say, do the job.
Hada, can you tell Toby to put the plaster in the water, please?
Toby, put the plaster in the water.
In the box? In that water.
Put the whole box in.
You probably need one and a half.
You probably need one and a half.
Don't empty the pasta from the wok.
She's brought the woks in the room.
Making a bestie wok is not easy.
Look at this. Look what I'm staring.
You think anyone could do this?
That is impressive.
It's scary as well.
This is actually a woks pasta.
It's great.
I like that pasta.
I reckon one and a half is fine.
Oh, I've got cheese on my top.
If you know this, you know you don't use the whisk.
Alright, man, know me.
Man, know my thing. You don't use the whisk to the best of all.
I was saying you should use the whisk.
I was saying if you know the whisk, you don't use the whisk.
I'm excited. I thought you knew me.
One and a half, yeah?
One and a half.
How many people do we put in the corner?
It's for everyone in the house.
Everyone.
You know they're lurking in the floor.
You know my thing. That's kind of one.
You know what it is, if you take away my chest area, I'm wedged, my chest area will be extra
fat, that's enough. Thank you, chef.
I'm greeting this parmesan this is the first thing you learn in food tech.
These are the things you learn in food tech.
This is the one you first make your breakfast through.
Cuscus, some ethnic school boy.
I made a lemon cheesecake in food tech.
Lemon cheesecake.
It's really nice, yeah.
You know that man, you know that man in school there'll be a lemony.
That Jordan man.
Bro, the fruit parade is amazing bro, look the place is clean bro.
So in the water.
What? What did they compare me to do?
They said no, they said you're great in it, like red shoes.
I'm really putting in work, I'll have you know, and that parmesan is very hard to make.
Now tell me the reason why I don't let you just start this is because look.
Well I want you to learn. When the milk goes in, you have to slowly integrate it. If you
mix it too quick it will split. So what I do is a slow motion yeah. Wait bro, wait. Just
watch the magic. Can you bring the camera into this? You can see the magic. So look,
it wicks slowly. You give it the slow whip and then when you see it starts getting a
bit bubbly. That's when I know it's time to integrate. So then you mix a bit harder.
How did you learn that?
I learned this at school.
I learned this at school.
It's still different, so yeah.
Let it get bubbly, then integrate.
Yeah. I'm just saying, how many times has he had to move? Just put it out there.
How many times?
He hasn't moved.
He's allowed to move.
He's allowed to move, but like, disrespectfully,
for like TV show puppets.
You know what I'm saying? It doesn't help when...
He's had a stream.
He's had a stream.
you're just moving a lot like just stay in one space like well shnerd
They're quite like it.
Should we do a silent segment?
All right, silent segment,
but Toby's only gonna shout if people stop.
Right, I'm not absolutely gonna keep myself this good.
So can I read the chat, though?
Yeah, you can read the chat, go on.
I will stand up here so I'll say
that these ladies are the party.
Don't you worry.
There's so many zips.
I remember the arriving for real.
This parmesan is so good.
I'm gonna keep my high-drug and take me in my water.
I've got that after the test.
Big up Aaron.
You ain't got to shout into the mic, bro.
You ain't got to do that into my chest tonight.
You're putting your germs in my face tonight.
Can we just show them that, look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
What's the difference for you?
Tell me, look at this.
Look how it comes together.
Woo!
You're ruining it.
Exactly.
Whoa.
That's cold.
We're almost there.
So what does this end up as?
A mesh mousse.
A sauce.
The sauce for mac and cheese.
You don't like when you...
But you mix a liquid.
When it's thick and not...
You know, I guess it's not like proper cheesy.
Like floury and...
Yeah.
That's good.
I've never eaten a mousse before today.
I can't lie.
Buddy, ask me to come cook, man.
Man come cook, you know, I'm in budget slow
Yeah, I needed one because my top is what
Can we stop moaning about the setup and start thanking God for the fact that we're here on this beautiful Monday
That's the whole print of a head chef
I can't like that I've been holding the fuck for a long time
You can't spread a pie on the floor.
I won't find out, I'll find later.
I'm going to do one random fart throughout the stream.
That dome was smelling good, had I?
All I did is this fart. I didn't fart. I'm not laughing at fart.
I'm not laughing at fart.
Yeah, he's the Fin-Tank.
Yeah.
He makes it even longer.
It's so long.
I feel like you've done that on purpose.
No, I haven't, then.
You haven't cut the mozzarella yet, please.
I need to cut the mozzarella.
Elsie's doing the hardest work.
Thanks, please.
Can you go cut the mozzarella, please?
Just give me a second.
I'm really...
Cut the mozzarella, please.
Can you go cut the mozzarella, please, chef?
Fuck you.
Don't swear.
You're not allowed to swear.
Sorry about swearing.
I'll swear on Twitch.
I can swear.
I swear, listen, listen you little shit, can you go?
I'm hitting you with them.
He's just fine.
Do you like it? I could call.
Can you cut them off trying to be happy?
Yes, I will! Just give me a moment.
If you shout at me one more time, everything's going in the bin.
Fine, do it.
Ah, cool.
Yeah, it makes good on this channel.
Sorry.
Alright, go on.
I'm cleaning.
Cleaning?
Clean faster.
It's true, without Eldridge's hard work on the grave, I don't know if I can...
I'm not saying that because I would be cool.
I made the key part, the cheese, the mac and cheese.
I made the entire sauce.
I boiled the pasta.
I steeped the milk.
Toby put the pasta in there.
Toby, they say you'll create more of the cheese
onto the front.
It's in the bowl, bro.
It's in the bowl.
Do you know how hard it is to cut?
You match that as great a complainin'.
It's been a hard day, though.
It's been a hard day, though.
Bad people in the morning.
You can like the next two sets of lumpy arseholes.
All my life, the sauce ain't lumpy, though.
Why is the mozzarella like this?
That's not supposed to be galabani.
Do you know what, rip it, rip it, rip it.
Rip it into, just tear it.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ah!
Can you respect the iPad, bro?
If you're in your, you're now in the crevices of the
Teri, I need that little test.
I know it's you.
All right, whatever, bro.
I'm not gonna tell you what to do anymore.
I know how to cook a little bit.
When was the last time you made my crevices?
Last Christmas.
You didn't make mac and cheese, don't you?
I did make mac and cheese.
Me, mac and cheese?
It felt like.
For Christmas dinner.
It felt like.
That's my thing.
You sure?
Yeah.
How do you make mac and cheese like me?
I do four cheese, mac and cheese.
Of course, that's what we're doing right now.
And then I make two because my dad likes bacon and his
and I don't eat pork.
Yes, bad guy, no pork on my fork.
How long have you not eaten pork, Paul?
About five years.
And beef.
I just gave, I stopped eating red meat.
I'm actually literally cooking.
But I will try the lamb.
I'm just cooking here, I'm just cooking.
Why is that okay?
I said I'll try this dish.
I'm not like a vegetarian, I will try it.
I just don't eat red bean.
Really? Yeah.
We're done.
Sauce done.
All I've got to do is add the cheese and you're going to see the greatest cheese sauce.
Can I add the cheese?
Yeah, I think you should add the cheese.
Last Christmas.
Not yet, the cheese ain't gonna be adding up.
Cheese ain't adding up.
Remember your pastas shouldn't be overcooked, they should be al dente.
Al dente, I love al dente.
You didn't need to jump in and say the answer, just saying.
It's not quiz.
No, I'm saying I'm passionate.
Can I not be passionate about you?
You can be passionate as well, Chef.
Thank you, Chef.
You're dimming my shine.
You're dimming my shine.
You and I was always really good at each other.
You're like a brother.
It's actually annoying.
Am I a brother or am I a brother?
I'm just trying to borrow my dress.
Cinnamon, cinnamon, arse cinnamon, cinnamon, sauce cinnamon, cinnamon, sauce.
God.
What do you think of wireless being canceled?
Oh!
I cannot comment on such things, or such proceedings, legal proceedings.
Is there any scissors anywhere?
No, what I will say is...
There is scissors somewhere.
What I will say is...
You can use a knife and we need to cut.
This open.
Um...
What I will say is...
Thanks.
I think it's sad that the government are getting involved in art.
Obviously, I know that Kanye has obviously hurt people's feelings and
reticent. And, you know, I don't agree with the things that he said in the past,
but he's apologized. He's chatted me forward. I don't feel like the government should
block people from getting visas to enter the country, because we've got some
wrongings in the country that need to be taken out for their negative
opinions on the world, and they're still here. So if, if Kanye can't be
here for saying XYZ, we should have let in half of the people that are
here saying all the rubbish about immigrants, race, people. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I know it's a bit dark, isn't it?
Alright, listen, it's got a bit deep. Let's get back to the source. Look at the source.
Man, they're telling me lamps in a source.
That's a really good source.
Look at the source. Come look at the source. Look at the source.
I was listening to them talking about Kanye and also talking about the fact that they actually cancelled the whole thing.
Oh, what, wireless is just done?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's dark. It's dark. I don't know what we're going to do, but no wireless.
Do you reckon that, obviously, that's going to cost them a lot of money?
Of course. They would have lost all the money on the depot.
They would have lost all the money on having Kanye there in the first place.
I hope that they can recover. I hope that's not the case.
If they have insurance, there should be no reason why the whole entire thing is captured.
That's perfect, thank you.
I feel like they're trying to make a statement. Or it might be...
Low key, I'm the key player in this operation.
Can I just say it?
Yeah, that's the thing.
The sponsor team is crazy as well.
First it's actually hard to like get right. It's actually hard to get right.
Can I put the cheese in the sauce?
Yeah, of course.
We start.
You can't get into everything there, you know what I'm saying? Legally binding.
I'm legally blind.
Is he gonna get upset?
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh my god!
You said it's the next step. Yes, it's the next step.
Yeah, but you need to let me do it in steps that you're ruining the food TV show, bro.
You can't just do it in the steps that you think are right.
You have to do it in the steps that the people can prescribe to you.
Right now you're skipping the steps.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
The panel's mad hot, bro.
Are you okay?
The panel's mad hot.
I'm about to see my brain just fizzle, bro.
Can you please show this because we knew this?
Passes on the floor, bro.
This happens when people start playing around with my setup, bro.
This is the three-second rule.
People playing around with my setup.
People mashing up the setup.
They're not listening to what I'm trying to do.
You know what I'm saying?
You've got over me.
I'm trying to do a lot of messing around with the team, I'm trying to focus.
We can't wash that and put it back in bro that past is gone bro.
Should we turn this down because it's bubbling.
Yeah I've turned it off.
Okay cool.
We need to boil more pasta.
Yeah.
Go your chef bro help bro you're just standing there bro support me bro with.
Take care of the pasta without hands.
Don't put with your cheese.
I'm doing it virtually.
Yeah because the cheese has gone top.
Yeah I know.
So you do half?
Yeah.
Just respect me as a chef.
I am.
I'm not doing anything you haven't already mentioned.
But you have to tell the people.
You have to do it in sections.
You have to let me lead.
That's the whole point of a head chef.
You guys don't respect me as a chef.
That's why this isn't happening.
Wait, does the head chef drop half the pasta on the floor?
Okay, I did it by accident.
I caught light.
My hands burnt as well.
I burnt my hands fully.
We need to get cold water that's your that's that's your job is to ice
The way me and you're gonna fight is crazy, bro. Yeah, I'm just giving you a taste of your own
Yeah, we're gonna fight
The chat saying you taught that into the existence because you said you're gonna throw the food in a bin
Yeah, well all I'm saying is is that you watched that pasta drop on the floor and you've not helped at all
You've not helped at all
All right, thanks. Is there more pasta in that box because we're gonna need more pasta
Should we get some of the mozzarella in?
No, not yet. You know what? Move.
No. No, cos I like to do this.
So basically, we're doing half the cheese,
cos we need the rest of the cheese from the top,
so we're actually putting 50% of the grated cheese into...
Why are you trying to take my job?
Why are you trying to take my job? I don't understand, bro.
I'm not doing anything. We need to make more pasta.
Wait, wait, wait!
Brother, use your brain, brother!
What's the going on with this lack of brain activity, bro?
What's wrong with you? You're showing me it's gonna get hard!
What am I going to do? I'm going to season the sauce. So we're going to add the pasta in this season.
So the first season in is black pepper, yeah? We're going to put hella black pepper.
You're going to make a sneeze from hell on that.
That's a lot of black pepper.
You need a lot. It has to be filled with black pepper.
Do you put mustard in yours?
We do put mustard. That is here. The mustard is going straight in.
Can we get another pot going for the pasta please?
Another pot.
Yeah, I need it.
Any pot that can boil pasta.
So just give us one more pot.
Should we just not use pot from before?
We can.
Bit slab of mustard we're going to go straight in.
That's going to give it a little hum.
Then we're going to go in with my secret ingredient that I put in macronutrients.
Not everyone does this.
Hot sauce?
The sauce that is hot.
So you've got two options then.
Small wide one or that one.
That one's fine.
Can I try a bit of the pasta please? Yeah, have one. Bit of hot sauce goes in.
It's very al dente. It has to be very al dente. I like it. Yeah, it has to be super al dente
so it soaks up all the sauce. We're going in with some garlic granules. I love garlic granules.
I like onion granules as well. Some onion granules.
Can you show this one? Yeah, fill it with water please.
We're going to go in with a bit of ground nutmeg. That's going to add a little hum to it.
Just a little sprinkle of ground nutmeg, a little hum.
Then we're going to go with white pepper,
because we do not discriminate.
Hello, white pepper.
That's going to add beautiful flavour to it.
Then we're going to hit it with some mixed herbs.
Mixed herbs are going to go in.
To give some herb deliciousness.
A lot of stuff going in.
And then we're going to go in.
You need way more water than a hydra.
And then we need some paprika
to give it some colour, flavour, vibes.
Paprika.
Yeah, and then last but not least,
we're going to hit it with some Worcestershire.
Ooh.
That's going to give it a little bit of umami.
Yeah?
Once that's done, we can add our pasta.
Hopefully, I don't drop it this time.
I think we could put a bit more cheese in here.
Yeah, we need to put the cheese,
we need to put the rest of the cheese.
Sorry.
It's OK.
Look how it's working together.
Yeah, finally.
All right, well, my hand is actually burnt, bro.
Please go get, I'm going to.
Mix that.
Go and guess.
Abiru, hide in the chef,
You don't have to boil water. It's actually killing me, though.
It's killing me, though.
This is when the...
They're not here to help.
The mac and cheese ASMR.
So does anyone know the mac and cheese ASMR sound?
Who do you want to... It sounds like a good something.
It sounds like good happiness.
We've lost the chat. More messages.
There we go. Yes, you guys know.
Mm-hmm
Toby is smart he's got two people working in he's gone for a nice team. Yeah, he just gone like
Are you telling me bro don't move too much tell me don't move too much some of the cheese put more cheese in now
Yeah, we're gonna add the cheese and what about the mozzarella?
We're gonna have the cheese
We're gonna add the cheese
Sporting one now buying one now sporting on winning one. No, I need awesome playing
They need to be out because honestly the way everyone was talking about quadruple the other week. I need everything's crumble
So the way my hand is running is crazy. Yeah, just run it for like five minutes
Or if you can get there might be an ice in the
I didn't put cheese in your head, though, so I cheated you put war on my head. I
Could see it just
So, that's it.
Rub salt on the burn.
Rub salt on the burn?
I'm just putting it out there.
I only burned my hand to the man who's not listening.
It's no, no.
Okay.
Only a bit of the mozzarella goes in.
Only a little bit because we need it for the topping.
Yeah.
Go on.
There we go.
Perfect.
And then the Parmesan.
Yeah.
Did Toby finish it?
He didn't.
He's still got way more to great.
Is this on?
Oh, haven't you? Yeah, because you don't need it on now.
The Parmesan.
So we're going to straight in with the Parmesan.
Why do Americans say Parmesan?
Parmesan, I don't know.
They also say oregano.
Oregano.
Oregano.
Oregano.
Aloe vera for burns?
I don't know if there's any aloe vera.
This does look nice.
I'm really excited actually.
All right.
Now what we can do, me and you, because you need it.
I'm actually intolerant to pasta.
Because me and you are here.
Are you intolerant to pasta?
Oh, we're still going to try it.
It's fun time on the way home.
Here you go.
And now I'm going to eat the food.
Well, you eat the dust, but you keep coming in and out.
You keep coming in and out.
You're ruining the vibes.
You're ruining the vibes.
We're getting on now.
We're getting on.
And then you come back and you just ruin the vibes.
We'll cut, bro.
Take one bit.
It's a big bit of mozzarella that I'm going to take out.
Cheers.
Look at that.
It's a bit cheesy.
A bit cheesy.
I need to.
Mm.
Give me salt.
You put salt in it, don't you?
No, just no salt in it.
Can you taste that? I need salt.
And I really eat salt, but...
You need a hell of a lot of salt.
I'm not like... I can't...
Can we stop that? That's a lot of salt.
It's rock salt, so it looks like a lot of salt,
but it's actually not a lot of salt.
I'm going to go with one more helping.
That's a taste good.
Yeah.
We're not here. You're so disgusted at the amount of salt.
It's like just a lot of salt.
It's not a lot of salt.
What are you, what are you changing?
No, it's just water.
How does the modge?
He's the most annoying mod of all time.
This is becoming really thick.
That's the whole point.
Whoa.
Look at that.
One more try.
One more try?
With the salt honey.
Okay.
All right.
Look at that. Look at all that. Ready? Ready.
It tastes different. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Oh, maybe that's why I go wrong sometimes.
It's salt. I don't have, like, I'm not a cook, so I don't have, you know...
I'm gonna say... I don't have the instinct to know.
A little touch more... Of a red hot.
Of the hot sauce.
It wasn't a touch. It is a touch.
We'll make a mac and cheese for those that just drink it.
Yeah, Toby's just left. He doesn't care about something.
I don't know where it's over here.
My hands are actually bummed.
Can we get some ice for Zulu?
More mustard in there.
For Zulu, he's burnt in his hand.
My hands are burnt, just so you know.
He's a health and safety risk.
He burnt it on the...
When I held the pasta, you know when the whole pasta drops?
Yeah, let's just do it later.
Let's just not do it now.
My hand is a bit more black pepper.
Mark might be in the toilet as well.
And I'm going to go with a little bit more white pepper.
I haven't seen Mark in a while.
Oh, there he is. We were just talking about him.
We thought you were in the toilet.
salt. It's not so much salt, this is mouldy salt. Please start with the salt. It's not
salt, so you add it more. We've just got to wait for this other pasta to boil, that's
not boiling. Just a touch of your love is enough to knock me up. Look at that. Yeah,
we just need to add the other bit of pasta that all dropped on the floor because my
I'm just going to run it under hot water right now, because my hand is not smooth.
Hot water?
Hot water?
Cold, that's cold.
Okay.
You said hot water.
Sorry.
You've got to use ice on burnt skin.
Oh, well, just cold water then.
W, Toby, W, R, W, I, W, Mark.
LZ.
I know that I'm the villain. I know that I'm the villain. I accept me in the villain. You know what? I chose the dark side. It didn't choose me.
How long does that domain need?
See, somebody said they love me. Thank you. I love you too.
I'm sorry, bro. I didn't mean to put the pasta on the floor, bro. I didn't mean it, bro.
I didn't mean it, bro. Just kidding. Do you want to try some of this? It's really nice.
Tresa. Have a little bit. Just have a spoon.
Can we get a clean spoon, please?
You know what, this is the one when you have no sous chefs
that everyone wants to be, head chef.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Try some of that.
Look how cheesy it is.
Ooh, rubbing that, yeah.
Ooh.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, let me know what's that saying.
Good.
You can have it just like that, yeah.
What's his name?
I love the crispy cheese on the top.
You didn't taste him, did you?
Like the crispy or the cheese, the better.
That's what we felt.
Chat that one serious.
Chat that one is serious.
You're still messaging Tentor.
Yeah.
Oh, no, of course.
We're overstimulating the chat, apparently.
We are? Yeah.
I'm overstimulating as well, I'll tell you that.
You're the guy on the right, Kyle Walker.
Yes, guys.
Get that mixed, get that mixed.
Look at that. Can you mix it so it makes the sound?
Right
You said
Are you in a relationship
I just told you you come in often
Is it a hammer hush in your wall?
Did you guys use to have MSM back in the day?
Of course MSM. Did you check the bot on MSM?
What, smart a child.
I used to try and flirt with it.
Flatten with it is crazy.
It wouldn't flirt back though.
Flatten with it is crazy.
So I was ahead of the curve, because people talk to chat to you.
Get out to show her moves on guitar.
If only, I'm so good on guitar heroine.
Aren't I?
She's cold.
Thank you.
When did you guys play guitar heroine?
We didn't play it together.
Even AJ just come across my stream.
Because, you know, you're not part of the drip.
Drip drip.
I missed several investment rounds, though.
Hey, follow the drip and you can be very nice.
I was at the UFC and drip was there.
I was at the murderers and drip was there.
Drip was everywhere.
You know what I'm saying?
Why are you laughing?
Did I not call you?
Did I not call you there and then?
You did, you called me.
I was presenting a shot.
How did you just hate it on my team?
I can't believe you said it.
You said it.
See me, is that it?
How did you just hate it on my team?
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
Oh, my God.
Haider.
Haider.
That was you.
This is your work.
Let us all see the board, the pasta.
You don't want to cook.
You don't want to do nothing.
You're just here for bites.
You don't want to cook.
You don't want to help.
You just want to be upset every time.
We're lying, bro.
All you want to do is you're just fixating.
It's else for the ladies.
Wait.
Check if the pasta's working.
That's it, bro.
He's lost his mind. He forgot. He forgot what a cheffery is.
What's happened? You set everything up? No, excuse me.
Excuse me, please. Let me just check if it's past the boat.
Put it back on. Put it back on.
Where's your kitchen?
Toby's stressed.
I'm not stressed. I'm at your show.
They said put me on.
What song was I going to play for you, though?
I still need to look up.
You don't like Michael Daffy or Jets, do you?
Put it on nine. Put it on nine.
What?
Jet 2.
Well, one company should have come both.
Nothing beats a jet 2.
You don't care about the pasta bar, do you, Timo?
I do.
You only care about your dish.
All I care about is his dish.
You don't mind if you don't need to start this anymore.
It's really, like...
You don't need to start it.
I didn't know that, and it's been coming quite hard.
It's been there for the half of a month, Thursday.
You don't need to start it anymore, Timo.
My hand's gone.
Valid zoo crash hour.
It needs to boil. It needs to boil, bro.
All my life, Haidar was sous-chef today.
I sous-chefed him for the doma. Did I not do it properly?
So when is sous-chefing? What have you done today apart from moving 55 times?
This is meant to be Toby and Ells's quick succession.
They're meant to be learning.
And Zoom.
There's no point in me doing this. I know how to do this anyway.
There should be them learning. Ells, not the boil pasta.
Yes.
Do you not talk to the over?
No.
See, you don't know what the problem is.
Well, don't even, because you just let that spill over, so try.
I don't care, boy, that's the truth.
You don't care. I care.
Wait, is this Michael Daffodil?
I'm just gonna take a little break.
I'm putting my cellulite.
Get me in the sun.
Shine on the sun with all your sun.
Flyin'.
Jessica's gonna be eating after.
Yeah.
She's almost eating today.
I'm so nervous.
Look at that.
Sky red and green and little blue.
Like a head with a bucket of juice.
I'll eat my rest of my street.
I'm gonna feed myself.
Eat some chai and pussy.
I'm gonna take you on a taxi one of the day
Let's get this done.
What?
That's it.
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's hot.
He's hot.
Don't drop it.
Please.
I thought he dropped it again.
Nah.
Don't worry.
Darling hold my hand.
Alright.
Watch it.
This is my magic back, magic back chef, magic back chef.
Alright that goes straight in.
Woo.
And now we are officially done.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that. Oh my god. Let me give it a mix. Let me give it a little mix. Bye, Leggo.
And this is flour and butter.
No, you missed the whole spices and everything that we've got going on.
No, I'm saying the original mix was flour and butter.
Yeah, and then we've got cheese and then...
I watched the bread back on stream when I was eating.
Darling, hallmark.
Hear that?
That sounds mad.
I've heard some of that so bad. What are you talking about?
Look at that.
All right, now it's time to assemble, yeah?
OK.
So we get two trays.
We got two trays.
Nice and simple.
It's all in all of my hands.
All right, we're going to do both sides.
Put that one there.
I've got a bit past my first.
Good.
Put that one there.
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
You ready?
Yeah.
It's going to require some tech, yeah?
Half in there, half in there, half in there, half in there.
You've got four halves there.
Final, final.
Do you not want to get this?
Whoa!
Slaying you know, I am, I does this.
I actually does this.
Whoa!
Like it's not, it's not like, it's not just telly.
I call that my niece's cleanest pot
because this is my pot.
Is your pot?
Yeah, I brought this from my yard.
Chippin!
How do they wash it off?
Alright, before you wash it off, come see this, come see this, come see this.
Come see this, come see this.
Toby, come, come, come.
Maybe.
Alright, look, we lay it out a little bit, yeah?
We lay it out. You're lucky you get a little spoon.
I don't want to look at you.
I don't want to look at the spoon.
Alright, let me go.
We go with white.
We go with the white, then the other side, then we go with the brown, yeah, it's orange.
You know what I meant.
Okay.
Now your macaroni cheese has to look like it's going to give you hot burn.
I'm gonna put you on a jet-tube holiday.
Go Canada, maybe Canada.
Maybe Canada, what a Canada.
El, I must say you've created this with such technique.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
It's on your one, you have the Parmesan.
All right.
So what we want is layers of flavour, yeah?
We want layers of flavour.
So what we're gonna do is a bit more pepper.
Just on the crust, you get a peppery crust.
You get a peppery crust.
Bro, I've made macaroni cheese my whole life, yeah?
There's a reason why I'm fat.
Els Carrie, thank you very much.
Bam.
We need to do a poll at the end to see who carried that.
Macaroni cheese I thought, and then one final layer of salt.
One final layer of salt.
This is where we get the flavors.
This is the final layer of salt, because the cheese is a season,
so I'm seasoning the cheese.
It's midnight in the UAE, happy birthday, Tobi.
Thank you, I appreciate you.
Hello, dear my brother, even though it's not an album.
Now, splodges, splodges of mozzarella go around.
Yeah, splodges.
This is how you develop a crazy cheesy crust.
Is by layering up the flavours of the cheese.
So we've got layers, splodges everywhere.
These are gonna melt, become mad cheesy.
You wanna make sure it's evenly distributed.
How long does this go on?
As soon as it's brown it's done.
I want it like crispy.
Right, you really, you can watch the football.
And then we go with a lovely,
Angel, Parmesan. Oh!
Parmesan now.
Beautifully grated.
Incredibly grated.
Yeah. Well done, Toby.
That's way for myself.
And then what we're going to do is keep a little bit of this for when it's fresh.
So we can have some fresh Parmesan.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Like that.
You know what, you know when people put leaves in the top as well.
Do you like that as well?
Yeah, we're going to put some chives.
One left.
We're going to put chives.
We'll put chives when it's cooked.
Yeah.
So when it's done.
Now with the dishes it's going oven.
I don't know where your oven is.
Is it by in the second half?
Where's the album?
I don't even know you know.
But you know what I'm going to do, you know?
This is the album, right?
So we can carry on streaming?
Yeah.
If we're going to set a time for that, we can watch the game now, see what's on streaming as well.
Yeah, let's do that.
So I'm going to cut it.
Yeah.
I'm going to put you on a jet to you.
My yay is different to your yay.
Oh, and any, I don't know.
Alright, bring that, bring them.
Get out of the other way.
Ah.
What?
Sorry, I called you big.
Yeah.
Sorry.
It's not on.
I called that was big.
I'm sorry.
I love you, excited.
I don't know you have a cool...
I've never called you big, been it?
It's weird.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's weird?
A little bit.
It felt right.
No?
Would you start right?
You gonna feel right?
I don't think...
No?
Should we start?
Yeah.
Okay, let's start.
Let's go back to being friends.
Yeah.
All right, let's be friends.
And now I don't know how to come back from it.
Is this the UK version of soul food?
Chunky Rizz.
Chunky Rizz.
Chunky Rizz.
My Chunky Rizz.
My Chunky Rizz.
Did I hit you with that Chunky Rizz?
Chunky Rizz.
Have you been Chunky Rizzified?
Yeah.
said I said, yo, babe, I put that, I put it in the oven, babe. She said, she said,
huh? What? You're right, bro. All right, she, she got that said.
Do we need to clean anything up? No, I feel like we should just leave this.
Someone said, I can't live without a love watch in Liverpool, Lige.
Is that what you had to let me know? Yeah, you little waste man, bro. Man didn't
need to let me know that, man, just let me know that. Are you guys going to
Stinks to the cooking, Zoo, except Lewis.
Well, Lewis, laugh at me, bro. You just keep saying things, bro.
I've done the cooking, I'm actually now, the bone is going to get flicked.
Let's go watch some football.
Not even trying to riser, someone said effortless ris.
Effortless ris.
No, big my teach, I did it again.
I don't think Zoo would ever intentionally ris me.
No, it wasn't my sister.
It wasn't my sister.
It wasn't even ris, it was just, I just called you babe.
Like, it's an endearing term.
An endearing term.
I said it in an endearing way.
I didn't say it in a like, oh my God, let's list.
Like I just said, like, can you put an oven in?
I want to clean the top of the oven.
You got a hard one, hard one.
You can do it.
Where's the...
I'm just using the scrap, just the things there.
I know that people came to watch us clean, so...
Ripped, I do, imagine.
Do you watch wrestling?
No. Do you know re-rippling?
Yeah.
The goat.
I'm going to put you on a jet-tune holiday. Go Canada. Make the colour more.
Jet-quid the prize.
Where's it?
Cleaning segment. This is where I flourish.
Can I have a cloth?
Where's the cloth?
Is there no, like...
I feel like I've burned this.
What are you thinking?
I think I've burnt that.
I'll just use this.
Yeah, use that.
Cleaning with owls, let's make everything clean.
Yeah, this pot is...
I don't like dirty kitchens.
It stresses me out.
This pot is done.
Is it your one?
Nah.
I still feel bad, though.
What have you done? Burn at the bottom?
Yeah.
Just soak it, surely?
But there's no hot water, so you can't circle properly.
Watch the down line.
I mean, I can't be trusted, because I don't even want to ruin it.
It looks good, though.
W cleaning, so can I.
Yeah, this is anti-back all purpose cleaner.
And I'm currently trying to get the cheese.
This is the quietest you've been.
For a while back then.
No, no, he's burnt out.
I didn't say it was a bad thing.
No, you're not a bad guy.
Like, when I cook that, I just get a bit into it.
You know what I'm saying?
I get a little bit on it.
Yeah.
When I cook, I get a little bit excited.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I need to wash that.
When I cook, I just want to, like, share my passion with the world.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but like...
Do you know why it's rolling?
I don't want to, like, make the pot, do I?
And I'm not spraying that, don't worry, guys.
Buying two.
Buying or winning?
Well, buying or winning is never winning, though.
Two?
No.
Chat, how long's left on the server phone?
Oh, wait.
Three hours, 54 minutes.
Tobi, bring back the duo of Zoo and Elz for the charity match.
I'm on it, bro.
Who knows who they're getting.
They might even get two new people.
OK.
I'm going to watch out because it's nice, really sharp.
Yeah, just put it on the side here. Yeah.
Put it over here on the side.
Thank you.
See? It's all about the space.
Toby is setting up downstairs because we're going to watch the football.
Yeah, we're going to go watch the football downstairs, so stay on the stream.
But we are just filling time.
We're just cleaning and being nice.
And I called Elle's babe.
Yep, the zoo called me babe.
I didn't mean it.
You know, we basically... Me and Zoo would...
I don't know, like...
We met probably like nine years ago.
Can't tell, though.
But I used to be really quiet.
You were always quiet. I was always the quiet one.
You wasn't that quiet, bro. I was never quiet.
You were just chilled. Yeah.
I'm just a chill girl. You're just a laid-back babes.
Yeah. So it's nearly been a decade.
It's been a long time.
I'm taking all my ingredients
because Toby hasn't paid me to be on the stream.
Guys, I do stream.
I still stream.
Do you stream? When do you stream?
I stream whenever.
I'm streaming Expedition 30 for the moment.
I'll be there on the stream.
Maybe we should do a stream together and play Guitar Hero.
Me personally, I'm on that.
I will be there for the stream.
What song would we do?
I'm really good at Lincoln Park, Faint.
Faint? I like Lincoln Park, what's that one in the end?
In the end, doesn't even matter.
Yeah, oh my god, tone, vocals. How do they just sing?
I can but then I get stage fright.
Sing now?
No, because now I can't.
You can sing, bro.
I can do it by accident.
Don't be shook.
Love Lincoln Park.
What are your favourite Lincoln Park songs?
I love...
...Sane is actually one of my faves.
Somewhere I belongs quite good.
Which one's the Transformers one? What I've done?
I don't know, G.
The end of Transformers.
I don't know, G. I didn't even know there's a Linkin Fart song in the end of Transformers.
Yeah.
What I've done.
Do a WrestleMania Watch Long? I am.
I am going to do one on Sunday.
What I've done is Transformers.
Hit it.
You done it?
We're cleaning. We've been cleaning.
Oh, I loved that from you guys.
Yeah we've had a cleaning segment. We've calmed down. I was very excited.
You were very excited.
It's how I am because I'm sorry.
I'm here for the chat.
Do you want to know the sport?
Yeah go on.
To know.
To know to buy.
What about sporting?
The shot I've been telling.
Is that new or new, yeah?
Give it up and bleed it out.
Are they important or first?
Give it up to the great one.
Which class is it?
Do I like Castle of Glass?
I do. It's a slower one though.
Lying from you is my favorite thing in fact
In the oven
Brown so probably like a mother like 20 minutes from now and then this is yeah, let's do that
As much as I love cleaning my bro
Iridescent your face W cleaning segment
It has been good it's still really messy
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks, baby.
Yeah, go on.
This is weathered.
I don't want to get...
What's going on with the juicing?
I don't know what.
You know what?
You can't get a rumble.
Thank you all.
Oh, my days.
See, ours, I told you.
Mm-hmm.
Apple.
Apple-tizer.
That's actually one of my favorite fizzy drinks.
Is it your fave?
Uh...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Uh.
I remember I had a favorite fizzy drink.
I still love a Rubik's cube.
I said, oh, I'm light-chea.
Rubik's cube, you love it.
Rubik's cube.
Rubik's cube is really good.
I had some favorite fizzy drinks.
I went for a phase a few years ago
when I just every time I went to shop,
I'd have to get a guava, the big carton as well.
It has so much sugar in it.
Why is cleaning up my coffee
you can hear me all day for seven days?
Do you want the mic?
What are you assuming for?
Last Wednesday.
Last Wednesday?
Continuously.
Very much. I slept on stream.
You slept on stream?
Okay, it makes sense why you're allowed to walk away then.
Yeah, he's over it.
I was just trying to sort some stuff out.
Basically, most people that do this,
they have like a whole team helping them.
Yeah.
It's been difficult.
What would you say is your highlight of the streams?
Oh...
The studio session, probably.
Any one of the studio sessions would have been...
I played Among Us With The Americans, that was sick as well.
I never seen you play Among Us With Us.
I was watching your stream earlier when you were showering
in Among Us was on.
And I was so mad.
Because I can't be the impostor.
Because when I'm a crewmate, I'm the loudest person.
Like, you've done that, you're lying.
And then when I'm being poster, I'm so...
Because I'm guilty.
No, do the same thing and just accuse people randomly.
Maybe.
I just can't call people black.
I'm so black or white.
Like, I can't lie.
No, I do it, man. I do it.
Listen, get some practice in.
We need... we need Elton Simon.
I would spiral, I think.
Now you'd lose your mind.
How's your pure heart to lie?
I've learned a lot in my life.
You've been to seat four.
I was among us, Chloe, we make it happen.
I saw Safran Barker was here.
I think she said she was doing a lot of food.
Get me and Safran along.
Is she a good baker, then?
Is that why that?
Have you actually eaten the cake?
No, I mean, that's not a good thing.
Oh, yeah, if you're a master.
No, she's...
I mean, we're just both of us, neither of us, please.
I feel like Tanya would be really great at Among Us.
She'd be so good.
And Tanya played Among Us in the last night.
Just she. I think she'd be really good.
Cos I'm going to get hired up. Hired up!
It's pretty much in the football now.
You're not going to make it where he's at.
Literally, bro.
Like, bro, he's supposed to be here helping us.
You know what it is? He's the worst teacher.
He's actually the worst teacher here.
IRL Among Us. How does IRL Among Us work?
Oh, you've never seen that?
No, I need to watch the Among Us videos, be better.
How would you go on Inside?
Maybe, but I feel like again,
I wouldn't be very good at playing the game.
I feel like I just trust people on their word
and I think that everyone plays a game.
I'm too literal.
Charlie played Among Us with them in lockdown
and got voted, yeah.
So whenever I play Among Us,
I've always voted as the impostor straight away.
So like, I've just got one of those faces, you know,
everyone thinks I'm evil.
So they're like, Elz is the impostor, and I'm not.
I get voted for Vax for no reason whatsoever.
Zoo's scared half way away, I think so.
Zoo's having quiet time now.
I think that you over exert all your energy
and then you have to have a quiet, quiet voice.
When you host the cooking show, you've got to be the,
hi, welcome to the show.
I'm going to show you.
You know what I'm saying?
Isn't it mad?
As soon as you've done something,
you've done one thing that I didn't ask you to do,
and my body's shut down.
Sorry, I'm still watching.
Well, you dropped the pasta on the floor.
Yeah, because of you.
No, he dropped the pasta on the floor
because he noticed that I was taking charge
and he didn't like it.
Yeah, that is exactly why.
He threw his toys out of the pram
and literally threw pasta on the floor.
God forbid.
I'm not doing better now, he's starting to get on now.
Is he okay?
He, he, upon a gas coming basically, he said he understands now.
Has he been toilet yet?
I feel like when he takes that map and cheese as well, it's going to be...
Yeah, he said his belly is doing flips.
Okay, so I'm...
Do we have enough plates for the plates?
Oh my God.
Do you not have enough plates?
Maybe paper plates?
We'll find out.
Sorry, I've been on back and forth.
Cleaning dishes is far apetic.
Zoo's dishwashing ASMR in the background.
I really like doing the washing out and cleaning.
What are you guys doing?
So we were just making mac and cheese, it's in the oven,
and then Zoo and Haider have made a dolma,
which I've never tried, but I will try it today.
Make Zoo try the period simulator.
Have you done that before?
The period simulator?
It simulates what a period feels like.
I think I'm good, you know.
Does he have one, Chuck?
Has he done one? Okay.
Maybe we should do that.
It can be arranged.
We'll see how I feel about that.
I'm going to talk to management first.
I often think, though, that it's not as bad as a period.
Who do I have winning between Cody Rose and Randy Orton?
So I think I want Randy to win.
I'm a Randy Orton girl, but I did like Cody Rose's promo
the other night and I haven't finished Raw
from last night yet, but it changes all the time.
I think I want Roman to win, but I really like
CM Punk's promo as well last night.
Randy's the go.
I did think the Pat Hacker fee thing was a bit random,
to be honest.
But what do you guys think about speed being in WrestleMania?
I kind of knew that was gonna happen
because obviously Logan can't do the charity match
because it's WrestleMania,
but when speed wasn't doing the charity match,
I was like, hmm, I think he's gonna do WrestleMania.
Demon Balor, oh, I haven't watched that part yet.
But I saw literally as soon as I woke up went on Instagram boom Toby do you watch wrestling?
Who's your favorite wrestler? I actually saw a clip of you guys talking about
no no on Sidemen I think it was maybe you Harry Josh and Simon yeah
Are you a raid?
Are we a raid?
A little bit of raid! Appreciate you, you're a dubby's in the chat, please.
What's that?
What? A raid?
Someone's finishing their stream here.
And instead of just logging on, they send their viewers because they want someone else.
Ah, that's it.
Hi Raiders.
Are you using these as a double rubbish place? I haven't even moved.
Do you understand how much I do understand?
I think you should you should do IRL streams or cookings. I'm doing it. I just don't understand
Yeah, you know what cook along shrooms do recipes
What about the goat kit Wilson?
I'm singing kick Wilson's name
And he calls everyone toxic
Toxic males
No, you're not. No one in the same stock, sir.
I am going to Raw.
Do you want to go?
To Raw?
Monday night Raw.
On the 22nd of June at the O2. Come.
Yeah, I'm good. Wait, let me see if I'm actually there.
22nd of June.
I can't go wrestling with any of those guys.
It's upsetting.
Oh yeah, you're welcome.
At the Basses.
What is this kind of guy doing?
He sees things in a bar.
Yes, yes, the laughter.
The school name is Batta.
Game and Batta.
I'm there. I'm coming with S.
You come in.
Yeah.
We'll have to play guitar here on stage then.
We need to get Zootie to do the period simulator.
To do the what?
The period simulator.
Are you okay?
He'd do it.
He'd do it.
The chat saying.
Yeah, we can get him to do it.
He'll speed up more on his arms and stuff.
arms and stuff. Because it's electrical things. I don't know what that is.
I see it. A highly cut, though. But we need to, like...
You're not watching a football. This needs to get turned off before it overbounds,
bro. What needs to get turned off?
This. Hide is watching UCL.
He's not in there. He's been bubbling as well, that.
I'm calling him. He's not in there watching him.
But you called his phone. No, I need to call his phone as well.
That's what I said, call him. Just saying hide or hide is not going to come out, bro.
You didn't answer who's your favourite wrestler.
I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
When did you used to watch it when you was younger?
Yeah, when I was younger.
I saw it, I know it.
They're saying that he, so they're touring Europe in May and they're doing plush in Italy
and he's apparently retiring.
Reimastiero at Turin in Italy.
So you're dressed in May, yeah?
No.
I want to go.
Oh my gosh.
Got to be John Cena.
In here, do you?
I love Randy. Randy at Elimination Chamber. He came out and he's wearing these like red leather Speedo things.
And you got a look at that.
Is that your bike? Red leather Speedo?
No, I don't know. It's just something about Randy.
Randy?
I'm Roman Reigns.
Yeah, that's your guy.
I just get a lot. I have to like chill out on there.
Because I actually like want to work with WWE.
But I like Roman Reigns.
You know, I can't just be reposting Roman Reigns' compilations.
Yeah, but you do that.
I've done it once or twice.
Roman, if you're watching this kind of chat, I know you're a big fan.
He's married with five kids, so respect.
It's a generous, respectful way, yeah.
That's what I'm saying. Give her a note as well.
Yeah. Five kids!
I think it's five. There might even be six now.
I think he's had... I think he actually had a sixth.
That's true.
I'm not quite set up in the new place yet. I barely even got furniture. So we're waiting.
We're at the Tribal Chief. The Tribal Chief, OTC.
Did you see Speed as well? Speed and Logan are on the same team at WrestleMania. They announced it last night.
So it's Austin Fury, Logan Paul, who had the vision and then Speed on their team versus the Uso Twins.
You know, Jay, Leete and L.A. Knight. So WrestleMania.
That's it. Well, now we know why Speed came out tonight.
That's what I was saying. I think he's doing WrestleMania.
Yeah, I think it wasn't confirmed initially
It was a bit up in the air. We couldn't really wait for an answer because we had to get things moving so
I'm not saying much about wrestling me. I'm obsessed, but I've only been following it for a year
But I honestly what yeah, that's what I went to smack down last March
Because I was filming with the UFC. I watched it and I have what I have not missed a single episode overall
I'm like Die Hard now.
But when you were just talking about rest of the night,
you didn't watch a rest of the time.
No. So anyone before this era,
I probably don't know too much about.
You know that on the take-off.
Yeah, obviously. The Rock, Edge, Jeff Hardy.
Yeah, the Hardy brothers.
Yeah, the Hardy brothers.
Yeah, the Duffy brothers.
I've heard of the Duffy brothers.
When I was at, so I went to the head office
in Connecticut, and Trish was there.
Trish Trash.
Guys, I was stopping my makeup up.
Like I was just redoing my makeup.
And she leans over my shoulder and she was like,
do I look good?
And I was like, yeah, of course.
She was like, you're so pretty.
And then she was like, can I use some of your makeup?
Yeah.
We had a moment.
No, you can't lie.
You've got the maddest question for stress.
Who's the other one?
She had like red-ish hair.
Similar era.
Lana, no.
No, no.
What was her name?
Is that the one that was dated Edge?
I don't know.
See?
Listen, the match will be done.
Leta, leta, yeah.
The match will be done still.
Paige, a Norwich girl, I'm from Norwich.
Do you know Paige from WWE?
Paige? No, I just know about Stone Cold Steve Austin and then Man.
Yeah.
So was it, Chad, was it Stone Cold Steve Austin who had left biscuit at WrestleMania?
I think it was.
They did Rollin'.
What, has had them in outside this whole time?
I was saying, where's this guy from?
I said, where's this guy, though?
Leta.
There's no reception, but if you build me on audio.
Page.
I'm saying, where's Adam?
One look, three, better.
She's on Norris, then.
I turned this off.
I turned this off.
You know her.
I mean, you know who she is.
We spoke on Twitch.
Did you?
So she's from Norris, and they did a movie.
It's all in Netflix.
I need to watch it.
But she's weak.
She's got, like, a half Norris accent, half American.
It was the Undertaker.
Sick.
Nice to see him in the audience a bit.
Who is Kenny, Kenny?
Hi guys!
So, Rhea, please, my favourite, the goat.
Guys, I need your focus, yeah?
Okay.
But who's the one that was blonde with, like, a pink hair, like, a little, like...
Alex of Litz.
No, no, no.
I think it's Alex of Litz.
What, from time ago?
Oh, maybe not.
Who is that one?
I feel like she had, like, pink in her hair.
Who is that? Who is that?
I'm only reporting.
But he's, uh...
No, I'm talking about...
Stone Cold had...
That's not me, bro.
That was Ashley, it was...
Well, Eddie Guerrero was the best.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was Ashley, yeah.
He's having a lot of fun with Ashley as well.
All right, guys, you're all ready?
Spencer, I love you.
Are you all ready?
Are you all ready?
Yeah.
One new to Arsenal.
You're nice.
Everything.
All right, let's focus.
Let's focus.
It's the moment.
Now, me and Haida have been working on bringing Doma to the world.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Doma is a really important thing to Haida and his family.
I don't want to make it a bit emotional.
But hiding this family be giving me normal from the beginning of time.
Yeah.
This is a recipe that's been passed down from Hiders family, from Hiders mother to us.
Yeah.
This dish, people don't really know about it.
So what is the dish?
It's stuffed, it's stuffed vangies.
Yeah.
But we do it a little bit different.
We do it with swiss chard, onion, cabbage, there's lamb chops on the bottom.
It's a matty.
rapidly. Yes. Anyway, back to the, yeah, it's a very cultural dish. Now Kurdistan is not a recognized
state. In the world, people don't think that Kurdistan is a real country. But bigger on my
Kurdish people, I stand with you lot, Kurdistan, I recognize you as a state. You lot are people
and we're with you. Yeah. They just say that they're part of different countries. That there's
And it's Kurdish...
So our land spreads over five different countries.
All the countries won't give us...
They won't give them no independence.
So we're here to represent Kurdish people through this dish.
Now Hyder is about to flip it.
Oh, but you guys like that?
Do it. Do it.
Go on.
I captured this moment.
I'm nervous.
This is the biggest moment of your career, man.
I'm getting this wrong.
But I filmed this properly, you know.
I know your arms hurt.
Sorry, sorry.
How do you only got one shot do not miss a chance to blow because opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better read yourself in the music the moment you own it, you better never let it go
Can I get a...
doesn't want to sing one of those.
Are you ready?
That takes a lot of experience.
And just letting people know that if you want to purchase a bit of this doma, I'll be sending
out Toby's address. Just give me a call. Highest bidder gets to the shop. Try the
shoulder.
I love that sound.
What do you mean by that?
It's like the sound.
Look at that.
Oh hey.
Oh hey.
Oh hey.
Come on, hey, hey.
This is what we call the doma. Now, how do you give the doma spread?
Give it the doma spread.
Yeah, potato, potato on the bottom, it's great.
Oh my gosh.
So expect, we'll cut the bread, we'll cut the bread.
So let me get a spoon of it, show you.
You might have to give it a mark, you know.
You might have to just get a little full.
Into the...
So over here, we have individual, this is onion,
as you can see, stuffed with rice and meat
and dill and herbs.
So you just eat the whole onion?
You eat the whole onion.
Did you stuff that with yourself?
Yeah, we stuffed, we wrote these all individually.
Oh my God.
This is Swiss chard, so it's like a type of leaf, edible obviously, very soft silky
melts in your mouth.
Then you have the cabbage, this is cabbage, beautiful, one of my favourites.
These favourites obviously are the onion, mine is the Swiss chard.
Can you just show us how the meat falls off the bone please?
Ah the meat, are you ready for the meat?
Oh my god it's just fallen.
No no no no look at that.
Oh my god.
One time, two times, will you tell me, dargess, I owe?
Oh, my gosh.
It's a running thing, actually.
Catch a pegging bar in the air.
Now, it has to cool down a little bit.
It has to cool off. You don't want me to bang the two lads.
This will stay hot for about two hours.
Right, we're just going to give it a little shimmy, shimmy-yay, shimmy-yay.
Yeah, yeah
Okay, why this is cool enough
Pull on the plate pull on the plate pull on the plate go on give one to all these
So these are what is it stuffed with?
This is good. Try that. Let's go
Rice a tiny bit in this meat. You won't even realize that. Oh
Careful, it's very hot. Oh
Try this and try that one that was called off blow on it first before you oh wait, sorry
I'm going to. It was hot.
That's tough.
Oh!
It's a melt for the mouth here.
The flavor's so good.
You don't even get the bite.
I can't add the best one of me, but...
Don't say that to the people. They don't know.
It's good.
It's going to be very good.
What is going to be is it going to get better.
All right, we're going to put this inside now.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
Nice time for the part two. You ready?
Yes, Toby. It's a rocky, rocky melt.
It looks delicious. It is delicious. I promise you.
It looks good. It tastes so good.
Are you ready for the patina?
Oh my gosh.
Mac and cheese, let's go.
Listen, we're going to plate up.
We're going to go downstairs and watch the rest of the video.
Whoa.
We put on the fresh Parmesan, yeah?
No, just a bit, just a block in there for the vibes.
So we put some fresh Parmesan to finish.
We've got the mac and cheese and the Dalmat as well.
Come on, we sprinkle some, yeah, some fine and fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This looks so good, guys.
Yeah, some fine and fine on top.
We did well.
So, we've got your first normal to the house.
I was pumped.
I was pumped.
Come on, that's cool now.
Really good.
That's cool now.
Bam.
Finish it.
Finish it.
Can I sprinkle the herbs?
There you go.
Thank you.
Come on, back there.
The little...
Give it a little.
Salt, babe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Oh, my.
Wait, wait, wait, let me get this in and get this on the snack.
It needs more, it needs more.
I will. I'm just spreading it.
Come on, do it.
Don't match the man as you know!
OK, come on.
Yeah, let's go.
Look at that.
That's cool, now.
Macaroni cheese.
Let me get some.
Live on the...
And then we've got the doma as well.
Don't play with the doma as well with the people, then.
Live on the...
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're actually sprinkling it quite well.
No.
You can get a bit more.
Actually, like, you're sure.
I think you'll have to see this as well.
Are you going live? Are you dual streaming or are you just streaming?
No, I'm just streaming separate. I'm not. I'm not.
Can we have a bit more hair from the video?
Apparently it's better to do that on your own.
Just stream separate.
Yes, Twitch. Yes, TikTok.
Done?
You're doing this to annoy me now.
Can we just get a bit more hair?
I know how to evenly spread things, guys.
Okay, we're done, we're done.
I say we, they've been shuffling the kitchen.
I've been running around, I've had this chicken.
It looks so good.
It's how divine does this look.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Have you shown them the dolma, yeah?
Dolma or dolma?
Dolma.
Now, for the mac, look, I just want you to capture this corner, yeah?
Yeah. I'm so excited to try it.
I think we need one communal plate just to try it now.
Okay.
Is there some faults?
What did Lola Brook say?
Don't play with it, don't play with it, don't play with it, don't play with it.
Exactly.
We need some forks.
Two, one in the Madrid game.
WHISTLE BLOWS
He pulled it back.
Don't fly into your kitchen.
All right, guys, just get a little bit.
Ells, I know you want to cross the ball on the side.
Yeah, I need it for...
He's going to get his... He's going to go right.
look at this if you don't like if you don't like us you know like us if you
don't like us your mom's don't like you so large don't like he had these
That's what
Everyone get some everyone get some everyone get some
Oh my gosh, that's gonna be hot ready. Yeah, give her a blow cuz
All right, let's go
Huh
The top? The crispy top?
Yeah.
I haven't eaten today. I've been eating a spicy chip and cereal.
The top tastes like, you know, when it's the top of the pizza.
Yes.
That's what it tastes like, yeah.
Yes.
Yum, yum.
Two?
You've been a fantastic chef for that.
Wow.
Do you know what was really great?
I'm going to put it in my mouth.
The great cheese was the best part.
Immediately.
I've been a cheese grater and just made it so much better.
Immediately. Immediately. I need a plate.
Hey, Tiktok, give them a hug.
Give me a hug.
Go to the Twitch, if you want to see me.
Tate Mason, that's right.
Tate Mason? Yeah.
Do you want food, Mason? Yeah.
Hey, go to the Twitch, if you want to see more of this.
It's warm. Very good.
All right, I'm not going to...
The dog man needs to get strength.
Yeah, I want to try some more of the dog man.
Yeah, we need to hit that shirt off the plate.
When you do mine, can you put crispy on top?
Yeah, of course.
on that twitch on that tiktok really yeah go on you guys make me so hungry as
you should because this absolutely slaps absolutely slaps back from tiktok
welcome back welcome back welcome back this is your one and I'm gonna do that
Just all the crispy, yeah. Thank you.
That's enough.
Sorry.
Take one of these, because this is the criminal plate.
I'll take the criminal plate.
Just put it on the side, bro.
Yeah, we're not all like you, bro. We're okay.
It's not mixed up. You just put it on the side.
Feed the cameraman. We need to do a big play.
This looks so good.
Welcome, welcome.
Can I take some home?
Yeah, of course.
Depends if everyone has enough, but there should be enough.
We're going to feed Mason. We are plating our... don't worry.
All right, let's go. Let's head downstairs.
I'm going to leave my plate downstairs.
There's not any tables downstairs, sir.
We'll just float it off the top.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Klobe!
What?
Potato!
Hey!
Tractor's robbing me.
I'm burning myself!
I should have got a bigger plate.
I should have got a bigger plate.
I did say they had that plate.
I'll slap the whole thing onto that next plate right now.
Just pop it on top, I reckon, yeah.
Can you accept the lamb?
Obviously, I'll have the mincemeat and the thing.
Thank you.
Everyone indulge, do you know what I'm saying?
Everyone indulge, do you think?
Yes, thank you.
Perfect.
Do you want the stalk?
Why not?
You've done well.
Thank you.
Perfect, thank you so much.
I'm coming in to you downstairs.
I'm going to get my water.
You always remember to feed face and or else the tracks come in for you.
There's lots of plates here.
Matty.
Low key, this went well.
Because these are just...
Oh, we're not all right, Mum.
I'm going to get my water.
I'll meet you guys downstairs.
I'll meet you downstairs.
Do I... Where are we going to the set up?
Do I need guests?
Shall I take this off?
Yeah.
We'll wait two switches.
I'll take that. Yeah, I'll go down. I'll see you in a minute, chat.
Why?
We are still alive, oh my god. We're still alive.
Hi, yo.
Myself Big Z. Big Z's Big Eats. Season Toby's house.
I'll be back. I'll be back for more streaming.
When I first came to the house, I didn't know if this was actually his house.
I just want to say ma brook.
Masha'Allah. This is my gift to you for your house, your housewarming gift, also a birthday
gift. I'm going to give you this chain, but we'll talk about it later because I'm going
to need a little payment. This only gets made, a very special bag. I feel super special.
I
Follow me it's big zoo it's big
Follow me or follow me on tip top follow me on insta follow me on snap my snap is great zoo g r e a t
Z u u told me I needed to promote me on the snap please thank you
Thank you. Yeah. That's a man.
You get me? That's a big plate of
Don't know who's Dona. That is
Is that for you? Cause that's for you. You're going to get
Absolutely gets not. All right. Listen. Yeah, I'm letting you know now.
If there's one thing I can say about Toby. Yeah.
Him and his brother have supported my career from day
All my man, them know everyone knows these
They didn't need to show me love, they showed me love.
All now, slow to this day, to this day!
To this day!
Back to this day!
I can't lie, I was one of the first time,
when was it?
I think it was many, I think it was many,
used your soul as one of the band club.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad.
From the YouTube to the Zoo Tube,
you know what I'm saying?
This man always, I'm kinda cool.
You know what I'm saying?
But I need to hear these man back in the studio
making music, I can't lie.
We're back, we're back.
We need more rhythms coming out.
We're back, we're back, we're back.
I'm about to attack over here.
All right, we're going to switch downstairs.
Let's go downstairs.
Game is on, we've got 10 minutes to do it.
No.
We're live. Jack can you hear us? Testing. Can they see you there? You're on the edge.
Should we move in?
No, you're good. I'll just go around it and I can.
This is so good.
So good, innit?
I'm really enjoying myself eating this food.
I don't eat good food like this often because I can't cook, so...
You're all sane, sane.
My life is like air-fried chicken breast.
Oh! Oh!
Bitty!
Round my dread.
Take the bigger table.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm getting it.
In the dharma.
Is there, like, a lemon?
Yeah, yeah.
Get in the notes, get in the flavours.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
Mm.
Where's the plate?
Where's the other plate?
You should have got the iPad.
Yeah, I should have got that.
I'll get a stream at the time.
I've got it here.
I think it's terrible though they released Sunday night of
Game. Oh my god. The old widget on my bad. Let me turn it off
Shout they've released Sunday night of WrestleMania. Sorry, sorry, sorry
Roman Reigns punk
I wish you all my favorite people on the same night
Can you say it's WrestleMania? So WrestleMania split over two nights?
Over two nights? What, over the weekend?
Yes, it's Saturday and then Sunday and they've just announced the lineups for both. Sunday
night is the best one.
Is it normally split over two nights?
They started doing it a few years ago.
Let's say.
Punked in Roman Reigns main event, re-writly, Oberfemi and Brock Lesnar, which is going
be great. Penner's got the Atlanta match. Oh my god. All the flavors. Oh my god. Where
is mac and cheese from as a dish? Not sure, no. Really? Mac and cheese? This one's great.
the top is so good. I've got no signal so.
Do you like that? Yes please.
I don't know the punchline you know. You know what punchline?
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
Professor, why hasn't it given me no option to share with you?
No, no, no, because it hasn't loaded in for me to...
Oh, here we go. Why have I already got it?
You have another network, just call it that.
Should I forget it?
Forget it.
That's so weird.
Oh, here we go.
Look.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh, it's good to see him back, you know.
His entry was P.
Do you guys want round Madrid?
I always support round Madrid.
I don't know because we always have round Madrid in an ACL.
Oh, yeah.
I always support Ramindred.
I don't because they always have Ramindred in an ECL.
Oh yeah.
Always.
It's a bit of a mess.
The rest of the race is starting out in three.
And it picks up nice.
And we'll be inside.
Come on, Vassil.
We can see.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh no.
It's money guys.
That was too much.
That's not what I said.
It's too much, man.
We didn't see that long ago.
I'm out there.
It was a lot of disaster.
We're all in here.
I've got a new car today guys, outside I literally this first time I drove it was here, and it's like a Chinese electric one, not a BYD, it's an X-Pen.
Oh, I've never heard of that. I'll show you. The insides are really nice.
Where is the light?
You're a bit dark, sorry.
What do you want me?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait, there's the outside. It's kind of like a pinkie-purple colour.
Ooh!
The lowest electric?
Yes, and that's the one I had that, and it's like, why got white interior?
I'm in a big size.
I had one for three weeks, yeah.
Why did you get it?
Because I don't, I want, I will get it, but I don't drive enough.
So I only drive like once or twice a week.
And for the money that it would cost,
It's so good. I had one in February.
I just want to lecture.
What lecture?
I thought you had the IS.
Oh, yeah, they're nice.
I think it's the box.
What IS? Right now I'm driving a Tesla.
A Tesla?
Some of the inside of mine looks kind of like a Tesla,
and I've got a white interior.
Here you go.
Oh!
Give the harness forward.
Apparently.
The back is low.
Let me move in a bit.
No, this food is so good, Shaq.
So good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Thank you.
Here we go.
I want a lot.
How was it, guys?
Amazing.
Full up.
Full up, full up.
Thank you, thank you.
So good for you.
Nothing?
Sorry, good try.
Well, here's that one.
Three minutes left. How long's left in the Arsenal game, Jack?
Yeah, what's the last few minutes?
I think they said it was one no. I'm not sure though.
I thought it was no no. No, no, no, no.
Because it was just allowed.
Five minutes left. Yes, Billon.
What's good?
Five minutes, no, no.
Is this first leg? Yeah.
No, not this.
he's playing away
he's playing with you
he's a genoc
brogurt hella steps
he's catching up on our latest diggerts
what do i want to do
we've lost the lady
it's crazy to me that he's a manager right now
he's going and going
i will
what?
no
you start wearing the flavours in this art it's insane
I like the contrast and I was saying I've got like the lemon flavour in the Dalma
it's very nice
so blame me
let's see
100 grand in this
yeah
oh here we go, I wrote this a bit
he said it's ok with it
oh what a boy, had to score
what a man
I had to score that
I had to score that
had to score that
had to score that
she's out bro
Oh
I think I gave it a gifted see that that's what I know rich tracyl tracyl. Hey
I'll be using the chap
Yeah studio when you're ready for a ski
Love for love family
That's an agent in a minute, you know. Last time, I think I mucked into myself in this.
That's cool, Loughridges. Here we go.
And bang it. Ooh, bang it. Ooh, bang it.
Woo! Oh, my God! People do.
That would have been nothing to do with that one.
He was rude. He was rude. He just didn't do nothing.
He didn't even bother to dive in.
You can't let a friend like this have strength like this.
Oh, I mean, well, he hit it too hard.
He hit it too hard.
I lost his footing.
Oh my gosh.
He tried to whack it.
For reals.
I mean, we'll assume it's fun, man.
I think you should do it.
I think you should do it.
I'll go one day and I'll invite you back to my stream.
Me and Haydn will cook on stream.
Yeah.
And then we'll let you know.
I mean, we'll, you know,
saw my angry chef side today.
I'm sorry.
I can't control it.
Imagine four years of the heat.
Four years.
I just get a little bit bossy in the kitchen, you know what I'm saying?
You know what, me burning my hand and dropping it in the bathroom is probably the best part.
Because everyone just looked and looked like.
I didn't realise it was happening because I was doing the change.
All you did was put cheese in the dish.
You got your head.
I was so spun.
You might have a problem, I have a problem.
I think he just wanted to be in control.
I just realised as well, I should have never gave you the mic, your voice is terrible anyway.
No, no, no, I'm not sorry, I need it, you don't. Me with the mic now, they can hear you for their needs.
So your voice goes through walls, you project, your voice is very loud, it's not loud.
Thank you for the gift to Asia appreciate you all
I love to do this
Because if I win it's just like yeah, well
Robert you can't have 60
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh here we go. Here we go. Hey
He killed him still
He killed him
They're having a little bit of tech, man.
What, a little bit of just...
Cos that's...
Yeah, but, um...
Hey, guys, man.
And you say...
Contagious Bob Trick.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's who we were going for.
He's one of the few young ballers I've met, you know.
I've never seen him about, bro. Ever.
Yeah. Apparently, he's...
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Open up. Open up.
Here we go. Finished.
Oh, my God.
This guy's...
That didn't surprise me, though, that he's not on none of that.
The only big, better stage for him, he has to be crazy, bro.
Do you know who the business and company is, like, for going?
No, we don't.
He is?
No, we don't.
I beg your pardon.
We don't have any fights or any little fights here, like...
What do you want?
There are some a little bit players in the world around you.
That's what I say about...
I was going to get one of those, please.
Anything else?
I don't want to.
Yes, that's the right.
It's not a double, it's not a double.
No, violent, no violent, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's hot.
Yeah.
So shut up.
I'm alive.
I've tested every single war you can find in the top.
What's your favorite?
Saka and you, you know, the trip.
Not CG.
I just disrespect my war life.
That's mad, by the way.
I was saving the best for a lot.
That's my name, I'm Ray Bison.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh, guys, I already...
Yeah, Saka, that works, mate.
Have a store for us, mate.
No, we didn't.
Yeah, we did.
I'm not gonna lie, but you know, there was a small horse with him on it.
Oh, he's 10.
He has to get 10.
That's the most bother I've ever seen him.
He has to get 10.
He has to get 10.
What a pass.
Yeet.
Oh, kill them!
Yeet!
I can't believe we're gonna see them, man.
Darn it.
This is genius.
You smacked them, dude.
I was the boss.
Aw.
First time, wait a minute.
Oh my God.
How do you know that?
How do you know that?
Sure, many, no?
How do you know that?
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
All right, we do as one, though.
How do you know that?
How do you know that?
That's what they're saying.
Oh, kill him.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
He's representin' by the whistle.
It's done.
I said I think last time we got Champions League and Premiers here and no way.
Braini.
I think so.
Well they called you to let the Cowbell Cup and put them up for some reason.
No, I said they were going to do the Cowbell Cup.
When they said court I said Cowbell Cup they're not getting.
There it is, Q1.
Q1.
Donzer.
Q1.
And the bonus number.
Was that at the bout of boule?
Oh my gosh.
I didn't even realise.
Q1.
Okay, so where is my mate?
Are we getting our son?
Yeah, I think I've done that as well.
Yeah, that?
You're all cool, so I'll offer.
I said there was five minutes left.
I'm so glad you're telling me.
Oh, no!
And it's done.
There it is. It's done.
There it is. It's full time.
It is.
Oh!
Ohhhh!
Is this one on?
You know the spin in my head seemed to have been under there.
The spin in my head.
You're a Monday.
What? Arsenal fans waiting for have us now?
Thank you, thank you, thank you. How many subs are you on?
Oh my God.
If you're doing your eyes bath, yeah.
Nah, we're still like a hundred and...
What are we on?
84.
We need to put a zoo on the period thing.
That's what guys are saying.
Yeah, I think we should put...
What period thing, bro?
You know, the period thing, you know.
Am I not trying to do a little period thing, bro?
You said when you were doing the washing up earlier, you said you would do it.
Oh, why do you need to do it?
I'm not trying to do it.
I'm not trying to do it.
I'm not trying to do it.
I'm not trying to do it.
I'm not trying to do it.
I'm not trying to do it.
You said when you were doing the Washing Up Bernie, you said you would do it.
Oh, why are you so loud? I don't understand.
I just said something that I would say to the bottom of my heart.
Chubby Riz.
Chubby Riz.
I don't know what the Chubby Riz to do.
Crazy.
What, your current foot is OGs.
It's like you're out of course, innit?
But after taking a couple of stability...
I can't believe you have that strength.
Apparently, small age children will have three, four no-op in the first word.
That's football man. Don't take your chances.
An angry Indian, thank you for four months, appreciate you.
Banzer. Is there any more footballer than us at this time?
That's it.
I wish I had you got over for the...
What do you call it?
Mania for the Liverpool City game.
game. That was beautiful. It's a memory of some. You might not have watched your team
play for three weeks for a while. I know I heard that. You don't even know what your
team's on. Very. Today you watch every football. I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that
like in a minute. I don't want to be part of it in their times bro. It's the truth.
I also heard that I lived in the city, at least it was in competition, at least it was still in the traps.
Talk to me about that game though.
Yeah, but I used to hear it though, you're not in that.
But talk to me about it, what happened?
It was decent up until they scored their goal and then we dropped it bro.
Why go out for your boy Moisalo?
He, bro, I mean you know, he should score, he finishes off.
You're talking about our game with you the other day?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to the room.
Sorry, I was on Instagram.
Did you watch that game?
What was I doing on...
I was painting my mum's beach chart.
You are funny of course. You get into stuff late
but then you're obsessed with it. Because I remember when you became a city fan.
I still follow it. I have all the highlights but I
literally was at a beach chart and I had no signal when they were playing.
Interesting in general like the way you said I couldn't believe you only just started watching
On the record.
I'd like to find out from today, when I drop a pass on the book.
Yeah.
Trunky Riz.
Trunky Riz.
Trunky Riz or Chubby Riz?
Chubby Riz.
I thought it was Chubby Riz.
No, it's Chunky Riz. It's called Chunky Riz.
Cool.
Are they the same thing?
Do you know what?
Yeah?
Is Chunky and Chubby the same thing?
Jean.
What's that?
Yeah, Jean.
Jean?
Jean.
What's that?
Oh, not rogue.
Yeah, you're a Jean now.
Rope's got the...
Yeah, but you're also a Jean.
Okay.
Jean, when she becomes the Phoenix.
Who's the other one?
Jean.
Bro.
He's a champion, chubby, he's different, guys.
Thank you, bro.
Jean.
The Jean.
Oh, boy, this AI...
Are you still talking to Ten's water?
Yeah.
How did you ask him what he's wearing?
I think you've been...
How's he doing on WhatsApp?
He's been WhatsApping Ten's water for about two hours.
I don't even know it.
I'm getting it down.
Chunky is a vier, I can't lie.
Chunky sounds squareier and Chubby sounds round.
Well, I like it, I love you though.
That's what they said, I'm telling you.
Chunky is square and Chubby is round.
I feel like Chubby Rose is nicer than Chunky Rose.
You know what, both of you.
Who's both of you?
I'm just trying to get to the bottom of something.
And I'm relaying what someone in the chat said earlier.
Why did you say relaying like that?
I'm relaying!
Relay
Right red
Trubby is cute
Let's move on from the child you call yourself fat my cello
You literally have said it in an interview. I've interviewed him myself and I didn't call you that. I said you called yourself Anglican?
No, but I never called you Fat Mozala. You called yourself Fat Mozala. I'm Anglican.
Fine, yeah. I was going to say really bad joke.
Me and Andrew Jynx, we have the same thing.
I don't want to say it, I think I'm trying to think of it though.
What's the reason for Andrew Jynx for female versions?
No, you vile. You're such a vile.
You're vile, you're vile, Jy.
You're vile.
Chats, chats, you're in the heads.
Chats.
I don't know that, you're still using it.
I need to see the chat.
Chats.
Chats.
You laugh makes it worse.
They're dropping red cards in the chat.
I hit the red card.
What do you call that?
Straight red.
Which is angry.
No, no.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
This is how hard it is to shoot.
Straight red.
That's going to get cancelled.
Straight red.
There's very cancellations in my head, bro.
It's hurting them up.
I'm sorry, you called me chubby.
Five match, man.
My mum said, I won't clip that.
I won't clip that.
You called me chubby and when I called you baby, you was disgusting.
No, it was just awkward.
How can you be that disgusted, bro? I'm your friend.
It's how you only laugh.
Yeah, but I get awkward about it.
Why are you being weird?
It's not like me and you don't have the, like, art.
You don't have that rapport.
The way you are is to suspect me even more.
I don't!
I don't think I've ever called anyone babe.
I'm a lot like that.
I'm talking about my brother to watch Super Mario Galaxy yesterday.
Is it good?
My brother put airports in.
It's like he's put a drone.
You're lying.
I'm just hearing Drill in the corner, I'm looking at him, I'm like,
Bro, it doesn't seem much.
I'm just hearing, tap, tap.
I haven't been in a cinema for a minute, I need to go, still.
I wanna watch the drama.
I'll sell it as much as Nick's.
Okay, let's go.
I went and watched Bring Me the Horizon.
I've got IBS, so.
I've got some thoughts to hold on.
Yeah, it's funny.
I've got to lie down on the floor and just fire up.
Go on. We're not going to see anyone.
We can let you out, bro. We can let you out.
No, no, no, no. Zoo, zoo, zoo, please, please, zoo, please.
There's no window in here.
No, there's windows still back there. Zoo!
No windows. Zoo!
Zoo, please, please.
That's it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
I wasn't even able to say it's yes.
No, I don't. I'm the most unfaster of all the rest of it.
Shut up! No, please.
That's the one! That's the one!
Let's do one. Let's do one.
Don't even think it's going to be half.
If it's gonna stop.
Let her leave the room too.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can I put the mic near her?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So loud.
There she goes.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's going in your face.
Bro! Bro!
Bro, no, no, no.
No.
Shit, that fart was wet.
No, that thought was wet.
That thought was wet.
I'm over here now.
I'm over here now.
That thought was wet.
That thought.
Hey, Zuz stay over there, bro.
Zuz stay over there.
Zuz, no.
Zuz, he can't.
He can't.
I was at Elves, but in the morning he was awesome.
Yes, you do one.
Yes, you do one.
Did he just do one now?
Did he do one now?
I don't know.
Did he do one?
No, bro.
Oh my God.
No, no, I'm cutting.
Why can't I stop counting, bro?
Hi.
Hi, Gary.
It's a mug.
It's a mug.
No, it's a bag.
It's a bag.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's a mug.
It's a mug.
Ah!
It's a mug.
It's a mug.
It's a mug.
It's a mug.
It's not there.
Just wait, just wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
All right, it's a hair cut.
It's a combie, man.
I can't breathe.
Why can't you stop breathing?
Why can't you stop breathing?
I can't breathe.
Oh my.
What?
I know I really
You said you would be sliding your phone faster.
How can you just stop? I don't.
I just like, it doesn't freak me out.
But how can you fart that much on command?
Like how did you just have...
One bit of cheese. Forget about it.
Why didn't you make mac and cheese then?
One bit of cheese. Forget about it.
The window's open, guys.
Adriana with the five. Gifted.
What we saying?
We're only 175 away from there
If we are fearfully do the period from your day you might
Didn't react man
Let's you more use the five particles else this part particles are in my mind. I know
Chunky people
Guys, why was the thought so wet
Was the thought wet or not
Back me up. It was a normal far. It was wet and disgusting. Yeah. Yes.
It was the vibrational of the, um,
Now I'm going to go to a credit card swipe resource.
I
I think I run out of toilets right now. Do you need the bathroom as well?
Sure. I'm sure. I think there's a port of Lou outside as well. We should have sent
Zou there really because I don't know if my toilet's going to recover.
Zou fighting laying down with legs in the air like, what a cute text.
That's my dream. I don't even know how to do it.
There's my phone.
Oh that is so funny, I can't wait to watch that video.
I can't believe you've got heat in there.
The toilet is being tested.
At least we know like the sewage works in the new house so it works in our eye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not going to read them.
They're on point, until they're not.
So they're not.
Yeah, they're not.
You clipped it?
Okay, I'm going to have a look later.
So that's the kind of stuff that doesn't need clipping Jack.
That's the kind of stuff I don't need to see again.
How's Mark's? So Mark's in the toilet.
The zoo's now gone to the toilet.
Toby's been on the toilet today.
You mentioned it earlier.
How's the toilet?
Big Lou. Big Lou.
Big Lou. All right, giveaway.
We've got to do this giveaway.
I'm just giving away cash.
It's £1,000.
that's fun that's fun listen we got hey chat we got two hours till it's my birthday
two hours two hours i'm older than you i know you're older than me i wouldn't care anyway
okay um i am totally 33 33 yeah 33 10,000 messages today crazy listen oh fun fun night
Well, who's ready for a giveaway?
How old is it else?
Never, never ask a lady.
Yeah, I've been frowning ready.
I'm like frowning.
I'm really trying here.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Lexie Ray with a five gifted appreciate you.
Well mighty Josh as well with a tier one appreciate you.
Adriana with a five gifted appreciate you.
Lexie Ray with a five gifted appreciate you.
And the one month of tier one appreciate it.
Thank you.
Sorry, I missed that ones.
I didn't read them out straight away.
Oh wait, what are you trying to do, you're trying to get me in the eyes block?
170 quays.
No no no no no no no no no no.
And villain Daniel.
They won't let me get them.
Bill and don't you dare pipe up, don't you dare.
You, you mind your business mate.
Just came back, welcome back, you messed the mad thing.
Ok I need to do this giveaway Alex.
Ok.
So how should we do it, should we do it?
just active chatters, let's do type of keyword. Yeah. Or do we do random number? What do you
know? Have you done all the others before? Yeah, I've done them all. I think it's keyword.
Keyword. But that just means they all have to spam the word and then one person gets picked
random. And what about random number, they just write it on. Random number, whoever
guesses the number gets picked. Okay, let's do that. So we can't do the number.
Uh, I think it comes out of the number. Yeah. Who's that?
Vayne, thank you for the, sorry if I butchered that. Thank you for the sub. Appreciate you.
All right. Wait, stop spamming numbers. Don't spam numbers.
Here's the deal. To enter the giveaway, you need to either have
an Amazon UK account, a Revolute account, or, what was the other one?
or paypal. Why has it done it already? I wasn't ready, that's not it. Okay, Blueface
has won something. I didn't know the giveaway started. I never even pressed start bro.
What's the first? Is there now like, the first?
Hey, Blueface, do you have a paypal? Why did it give to the winner before they
No, they was already typing.
He guessed a random number straight away.
I didn't even set a range.
What number was it?
I think it was 39.
Guys, stop spamming numbers.
I have put on my dads. Can I DM it in a bit?
My goodness gracious me. Wait, how old are you?
So like giveaways to the 18 bus being I need ID we need what?
I need ID
Wait take it off of my only please because I need to get a response from this dude just run it on slow mode again
You are 20 so why do you have your dad's paypal? I'm not yours
Or do you have a UK Amazon account and I do I call do you have Amazon?
Are you up in face music computer, sorry
with a 25 gifted. Pumbaa, appreciate you. Thank you so much.
Pumbaa, you're a legend. Thank you so much.
Pumbaa, you're a legend. Thank you so much.
Bluenface, last question. Do you have a Revolu? You don't live in the UK, what country do you live in?
Don't talk to yourself, I just need to know roughly.
Bluenface, thank you so much, we've got a gift for the sub, please say thank you to Bluenface.
Bluenface, tell me you got a Revolu account.
maaa
maaa
how's beef play resident evil?
i-i did requiem on stream
malawi i've heard of it from my family
don't have a revenue
okay
uh how long could you give a paypal?
I didn't even know the things started. It's when I'm doing that one again.
Zayam, Fendry with a 5 gift. I appreciate you.
They're really trying to get you a nice card.
Top of 100.
They really are. Mace, you're out. Appreciate you moving forward.
Five Mace. Do you like to get back in teams?
He's great. He's 8 guys.
We fed Mace. We fed him.
Yeah, I'll see you down there.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate you all. Shout out to you.
Love you, man. Thank you.
Oh
No, that dude is so good. Best cameraman out
Sinus we've been an hour met. Okay, blue face will hang on to that mods can you just make a note of his
Of his user. We're gonna run the next one. Two more people 50 pounds. Oh my god
Oh my god
We're not six away, we're a hundred and six away.
Chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out.
Chill out.
Let's calm down.
Hey, tubs up in the chat though, I appreciate you.
Tubs up on the chat.
Guys, I haven't started the next video in.
Me and A is with the 50 and some bars as well.
That's crazy.
We're 58 away.
58.
And I don't even know.
That's so generous.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, I think it might up there. Oh my god. No, we're six away. We're six away. Oh my gosh, we're one away.
Oh my god, we're there.
Yes!
They'll be using the chair. Get the eyes.
We've got eyes.
Please come on to the shop and get a load of eyes.
Oh, it's so great.
Oh, they're still going.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing?
Oh, my gosh, let's hear a thank you for the five gifts.
say I'm thinking of five gifted specter thank you for the tier one
balby think for the five gifted math for thank you for the gifted
question i think that five billion and plumber think of it a 50 each
oh my gosh oh my the way that i trust the 18 month
recent we were nowhere near we were nowhere near and then
guys are dropping out 50 50 20 oh my gosh
I don't like how much you enjoyed that. I don't like how much you enjoyed that.
What I was trying to say to you was now we're on 6,512 subs
which puts us
70th in English streamers English beacon twitch streamers
I'm not gonna lie about that
Mason used to turn around
Well, you guys are gonna have to keep the chains of pain while I go and find
50th sub
50th sub
Alright big two, I'm back
Alright, listen
Yes, they're like, how was it?
It's big chakalato
Skates move like flow chakalato
All time nuts
All time toggy
You know what I mean?
And this one's for the chakalato
The Vigilnerys
I see you
Get down now
They roll over our cage
Pulling me up in
I hope that they can match the energy
Oh my God!
Really?
I'm a 50.
You left 50 in it.
Like, really?
You dropped a hundred and fifty.
That's crazy.
You're gonna get that one, huh?
Alright, we need that one paying you the way.
Let's check that one thousand,
I'll be the way to go on it.
They're probably gonna stop this.
Oh, they left another 50 in it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
15
So, why is she doing it?
Leeran Lee-Aaron with the sub, W vocals, Bersie.
Oh, can you sing villain with another 50?
Villain with another 50.
Not right.
Come on.
Villain with another 50.
Can you give us a bit more?
No, embarrassing.
I can't do any more.
It was a bit more.
No.
There's some water-tune on me.
Don't call me chunky, guys. I don't like it.
Villain with another 50.
Villain with another 50.
Why every time he sings, does he stop crying?
Crying problem. I don't know why. It makes you cry.
I don't know why.
It makes you cry.
Toby is 104th top twitch subs in the world.
That's crazy.
That's not bad, though.
He had this chart up right on here.
We're on 6,621, so he's currently a hair.
He's just behind DDG.
Oh, in terms of one stream.
Currently, the amount of stream,
like the amount of sub.
For one stream.
Yeah, in English speaking,
this is English for streamers.
So he's just behind DDG, he's 69.
So why is he not there in there?
What do you mean?
Why is he not in the list?
Like what's the name of the list?
I guess it's not.
I don't know, I don't know why it's there.
My hands are all like cheese, bro.
I'm going to play some Linkin Park, chat, do you mind?
Yeah, go on, let's play it.
I'm going to play the St, no, we'll do that,
but I'm going to play St, is that it?
I've never heard that song.
This is the banger.
Is that it?
Jack, can you hear Spotify, yeah?
A bit low.
I don't know if I want to make it too loud for them.
This is the best metal song.
This is like...
This is that kind of music that you put a lot of love on.
Yeah, it's why I run from the end of the bar.
I feel like you want to listen to it too.
It's a bit quieter.
It's quite pretty.
Can you get a lyric?
I'm not gonna go to the piano, you know.
I just want this to be where you have to go.
So I am gonna watch you,
and be back like I always do.
It's the way you pretend that I'm not,
but I'll be here to show you all that I got.
the
You guys want to tell me what you want me to freestyle about?
Linkin' part, Linkin' part, type beat.
Okay, free new metal type beat.
Let's go.
I don't even know what this sounds like because I don't know what I'm saying.
Yo!
I'm just a B-I-B-I-A!
Yo!
You gotta get wet parts in there, I'm not sure.
Wet parts!
Yo!
It's from the start!
I was sitting on my arse doing the little wet part!
Yeah!
Mac and cheese!
I'm on my Gs!
Yo!
Catch you whips!
Catching whips, I was the rich, went on Twitch, never been a sitch.
I can't pay in this life, I'm not a bitch.
Man on my team and I never did switch, yeah.
I'm in my Gs, I look up mac and cheese.
But my brothers, you know how we're going, we go real hard.
Pantahider came with a doma, and you know me, I'm really gonna go far.
Yo, might be chilling in the go-kart.
I might be running around, you know there's no heart.
In the streets where I came from, so close.
And these brothers hating on me, but you know I'm.
Yo, I'm gonna do it and I'm writing.
I'm winning the game like I'm buying
They gonna talk about me because of the way I keep fighting
Biggest hitting on me but I'm sure I'm still crying
Oh!
Getting from the bottom of the ground
I'm not hitting on me cause they know that loudest sound
Quick chorus for my people in the chat
W's off if you know you feel that
Get a little sub, give me a little rub
I'm a genie and I never mean that we need
Yeah, I'm on a...
Yo!
I'm getting into it
Yo, give me that one, give me that one
Another bait?
I wish I had headphones. They're saying that there were some headphones on the right.
Where are the headphones on the right?
I came from so far and I ended up nowhere and you know where to go there and you know where to flow there
Yo came from the bottom of the ground and I did everything there for the sound
And they hated on me because they knew my profile and I go to the city that is very, very round
And you know me when I came from the ground, and I wanna believe that it's every very round
So I've got the same thing
Yeah, I've got the same thing
Yeah, and I get in the end
I get in the end
You get in the end
Crazy
Are you ready?
I wish I had had fun
Uh, yo, on the bottom of the ground, my belly is round.
And when I do my limits, so my limits are profile.
Villain with 50.
Yo, we got villain with the 50.
I keep it nifty.
I've never been shifty.
I love it when the guy left frisky.
Yo, that line was quite risky.
Let me take a dip.
Aye, once.
No, when I came through with the flow,
but it's hating on me because I'm always on the go.
Monopoly flow.
1, 200 when I'm on a roll.
When I pass, yo, these brothers talking about me,
but they never ever know.
When I came from the bottom, I was low.
Now I'm getting high, when I get by.
Can't lie, I love a little Marocchi pie.
I make macaroni, when they hitting on me.
Can't lie, Elzin told me they're my homies.
You can't talk about me, cause you know I've got the roe.
And I do it every single day you come and throw me.
We were sitting in there on my belly full.
I can't lie, I had to go with little Jiffy,
did a little shitty, now I'm getting litty,
got super pretty, when I'm running in the city.
I know, when I came through the ICS to the CW
For the 22, when we're on the road
And I can't lie, my belly is so slow
Yeah, and I'm in but then no one don't know
They got my dancing, cause he made me his gold
And I can't lie, fuck this flow
Let me sit down, paint with the sound
And I can't lie, for my belly is firm
And I can't hurt
clip that chat villain with another 50 I can't wait to watch this that we have
I had no context.
Can you freestyle?
I can freestyle like that.
I can't freestyle, I'm not.
It's when the chorus came in.
I can't freestyle.
Hang on.
Why are you leaving us now?
I think I have to go.
I'm going to watch you stream.
I'm going to watch you.
I'm going to watch you do the ice bath.
I don't know how I'm going to take this up.
Guys.
I'm going to watch the radio in the morning, can I get W's in the chat for Zoo and Alice please?
W's in the chat, W's W's W's W's W's
I can't wait to watch all of this stuff, I can watch your eyes
Love you guys, thank you so much for watching
Thank you everyone
Like I said, macaroni cheese, I'll give you the ID for Toby's house
I'm gonna get 1k.
I'm gonna get 1k.
Yo, chill out, chill out.
This is Raja.
Stop, man.
This is Raja.
For the elves, the witch.
My friend's called the elves of Twitch.
Gee.
Well, you'll see us.
Never.
Never again.
Oh, that's a bit bad.
Thanks for bringing us back, a G.I.
I don't like it happening.
Yeah.
Well, I'll see you next week.
It's letting you know.
Well, thank you guys.
Thank you, man.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye, Chad.
Love you.
I told me everyone's stopped four million times.
I don't know what that means, but I love it.
Love you guys, yeah.
No reason to stop.
Two.
Two.
And happy birthday.
Toby's for tomorrow.
That was a switch.
Okay, I've got my cough, this one.
Oh, my gosh.
Love you, bro.
Love you too.
Love you.
Love you.
Oh man, two hours and 30 minutes left for the sub informer and we're on the home straight.
to the end, the coming to the end.
The performance at the end, Jack.
The performance at the end.
What's been your favorite moment of today, Jack?
What's been your favorite moment of today?
Not the whole shooting just today.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, me and the chip, Fred the spider.
I forgot about Fred the spider, my goodness, cooking and baking, the baking, all of it.
Fred the spider, big zoo.
It was such a good, listen, I know some great people, I know some great people, I know
some fantastic, very talented, very charismatic, very wonderful people.
seeing like a, not even like a percentage, not even like a
fraction, but less, less weight. I mean, there's a fraction
technically a fraction of a fraction is still a fraction.
It's like a, it's a dip in the, a drop in the ocean of my, of
my network of people.
Some big guests in the subafon. Hey, hey, it wasn't
for people's calendars.
Except from bringing me gifts here.
That was so lovely of her.
I need to actually send her a message and say thank you.
Love from Wisconsin.
Happy birthday to everyone out there yet.
It's what, an hour and a half to my birthday.
Gonna miss this.
I'm gonna miss this too, chat.
I'm gonna miss this too.
This has been phenomenal.
As far as it's been achieved,
and we're gonna take it off.
And then we have 300 and 29 subs until the 1,000 pound giveaway.
I feel like I might get rid of the pink facial hair
and the wicked wax now because I feel like it's too late
to facilitate that.
You know what I mean?
I can't find someone to come and wax me now and I don't know if we have the pink facial
here already.
Alright villain, thank you for the gifts.
Everyone who just gifted, thank you for the gifts.
Appreciate you having that.
Lee Aaron, thank you for the suburb prime.
Hady, thank you for the gifts, appreciate you.
Appreciate you, appreciate you.
that have put me yeah bro we nearly got as many subs as DDG are you mad and I wax
myself I'd rather a professional does that area of me because it's not just any
wax it's a sensitive wax it's it's that area you know and I want you to see my
reaction so what we do is you put the towel up and then yes I might just remove
them right now and leave the last one as a thousand pound giveaway I might just
leave the last one as a thousand pound giveaway you think I put Cheyenne on to
the streamer thing is she streaming again she's streaming again
I've learned so much from doing this stream.
I'm so happy.
I'm so, so, so happy chat.
If I do this and I go here and I do this, let me see what happens.
what? try that. nope, not working.
So maybe it's the start of the land.
Try that.
They cool.
You remember in HTML.
Rashid, thank you for the tail. I'd appreciate you.
But the last sub goal we have to hit is a thousand pound giveaway.
I think that will be an appropriate way to end the stream.
A thousand pound giveaway.
What else did I have on my list of things to do?
What else did I have on my list of things to do?
I'll shout out Ellison Zoo, man. They were amazing. They were fantastic. They were absolutely
fantastic. What did I have on my list of things? How do you know? I feel like we did most of
them, you know. When is the ice bath? Very, very soon. They're just setting it up now.
They're setting it up now. Thousand Zoo are so good today. Come on, I told you, I know
some great people. I know some fantastic people.
The ice bath will be ready in a bit, they're just getting it ready in the background right
now.
They're getting it ready in the background right now.
Woah.
Woah, they're doing some pop stuff in the way.
We'll stop if I'm doing new shoots, um, there'll be clips of the music as well, and
Sorry, sorry, sorry. They turned it right up. I didn't know. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Horror games of Chazza. Yeah, we were meant to do that, but I feel like we're going to be cutting it too close.
Just ruining it. 25k channel points on what?
I do any more music streams in studio definitely need to get zoom involved. Yeah, for sure. You send me my cv for what?
Everyone say W team for incredible effort and hard work during the sub-con. Yeah, W team W team
How do your song request? What is your song request, Lewis?
Keeper. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry
All right, boom.
Hey, run this one up, man.
4.2 million plays on the YouTube.
On the YouTube's on the Spotify.
Where can we find the whole sub of fun?
You can't use that step in.
Are you out, Bruce?
Thank you for having me. I hope you enjoyed that. All my remember, I'm just going to spread it.
Gonna gonna thank for the fire gift that appreciate you
I'm your new favorite streamer that's that's that's that's a big statement to me. Oh, where's mark? Let me get mark to come down here
I'm going to be down in the corner.
Yeah, calm down.
The stream wants to check.
See quickly.
Just come and say hi.
Come and say hi.
Sorry.
I've been in reverse.
There you go.
That's going to be down in a second.
Mushroom, appreciate you.
Thank you so much for that message.
Mushroom may have appreciated you.
Does Mark hate you?
sound like he wants to. No, no, you'll see why. You'll see why you'll see why you'll see why.
Waterflame, thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Yeah, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.
Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up. We'll finish this on the second
chat pull up yes mark yes mark the chat just wanted to see that you're alive and they wanted to
hear about your experience with the chili that you you said was light work
light work chili was nothing I just had some mac and cheese
raw cheesy oh so you're blaming the mac said the mac and cheese did what what's that for the
I
You're naked in my
I have to force myself to fail to talk.
Shut up man.
You know what he said?
Day one.
I walked up the stairs, I saw him, he goes to me.
Day one. I said, what, Arsenal?
He said, no.
Day one.
That was his name of course.
I said, what, Arsenal?
He said, no man.
Day one.
I've been furring up.
It's not a joke, but chat is not a joke.
You have to respect what I did today.
You see me, I ate the chip here and I had some ice cream, some milk, an ice lolly,
and I just ate ice cubes to get the spice out of my mouth.
Then there was the pain in the belly
and I just had to firm it, firm it, firm it.
Two trips to the toilet.
I'm good.
I bought food poisoning.
This is worse than food poisoning.
This is worse than, you got tight on me.
This is worse.
I was throwing off my ball on the floor.
The cold floor was hitting me.
I was supposed to throw.
I ate bread as well.
bread help. I'm not talking about money bread bread. Yeah, I
will W mark for even attempting to try it. How long till the
ice bath is ready? Did you know? Please, please, please, please.
Please, please, please. Because we have like an hour 15 to
this my birthday. Thank you so much. Yeah, see, guys was
thinking it was easy. As we're thinking it was easy.
People need to respect. They need to respect.
Respect.
You can't walk anymore. Yeah, he's walking like this.
You know what I mean?
That one of them old wind-up toys, it just went side-to-side that waddle-waddle-waddle.
The duck on Toy Story or whatever it was, the penguin.
you
I don't even want to break from streaming let me be real with you I don't even want to break from streaming
This song is called Keeper, it's by me and Manny, you can run it up on Spotify if you want it to be out for 4 years now.
Nearly 4 years.
So Vino, I appreciate you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We getting we getting.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
quick question chat quick question as I go through my messages quick question
are there any of you are there any of you who have found me for the first time
ever and where did you find me from where did
you find me down me back in 2014 I've been in here years and our clubs have changed
Toby oh don't tempt me I'm waiting for the ice buff we need to do the ice buff found
last year no newbies no newbies on the home page no newbies from the from the
what do you call it no one got pushed here from that big zoo stuff or else's
stuff for anyone else to have to live with stuff
you saw a tick to come in and got Simon last year
I mean, this year, you're too big, mate, everyone knows you, you'd be surprised.
Yes, Eric, hello, how are you? First time chat, most new people on talk, hey, new people,
new people, come on. Come on, don't be shy. If you're new, come on, talk in the chat.
baller league. That's interesting. That's very interesting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
Bro clubs with gingers coming on soon. I would like to celebrate my birthday first. Please
and thank you. Not new but barely talking in lives. I big up hardly for even talking
this time then. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. Anyone just discovered
totally been living under a rock? Not necessarily man. Not necessarily. Yeah man we've been
through it in the stream you've been through it but I've had the best time we are let me see
this needs to update it says we're top 70
we're top 70 English streamers English speaking streamers
I need to do the giveaway let's carry on with the giveaway let's carry on with the giveaway
okay okay okay you've got to talk to mods okay thank you blue and face appreciate you
alright cool let's run the next one alright random number being generated first person
to get it will wait don't go to the start can we not do numbers okay cool let's do
keyword everyone tap in let's go I can't believe that that giveaway started about
me and what's I'm gonna take you out of this
viewers regulars VIPs and subs yes all right the keyword is gonna be
Explanation mark villain
No luck modifiers
Explanation mark villain in the chat
This is to win 50 pounds, 50 pounds, 50 pounds
Please make sure that you have a PayPal or a Revolute account
Or like a UK PayPal no a PayPal a Revolut account or a UK Amazon account
If you don't have that even if you win I can't pay out
And then the mods will whisper you or you can whisper the mods if you win but live whisper Liberty
back
We got 256 people in the run is right now
We're running the giveaways right now.
Mugs coming up there to have the title to say Ice Barf soon.
Also, how long do I have to be in the Ice Barf?
30 seconds?
We're doing it outside, so it's oh my god, I'm running the barf up there.
I don't know what you're doing, you put a smile on me, I don't know what you're doing,
I'm saying, I don't miss her.
But you got this.
You got my back.
You got my back.
You got my back.
I'm saying, I don't miss her.
But you got my back.
You got my back.
You got my back.
Killer day, killer day, boy.
I didn't call you since you got pick up on your dog.
But here you go.
And I know that we're going to miss you one day.
I know we're pulling cops.
I mean you can't wait two to one.
Okay chat. Time to grab the winner. Are you ready? Are you ready?
That's not the bathroom time. It was already draining but that bath is freezing.
Tosa! Followed two years ago. Congratulations. Are you in the chat? I
I need you to answer within a minute. Please, please, please, please send a message, send a message, send a message quickly, quickly, quickly.
Yes, mate. Okay. Do you have a PayPal or a Revolute?
Both amazing okay contact one of the mods, the mods will be in contact with you, let's
go let's go.
I'm gonna do the next one from the same theme, we're gonna re-roll the winner, yeah?
Those are staying in contact with the mods, let them get your info, same one, everyone
you and I just do it.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
This is one of my most listened to songs when it got released. Appreciate that. Thank
you so much thank you thank you thank you um what are that done done done done
whoo
let me see what I wanted to check was I wanted to check my um
where is it where is it where is it
Oh, the video is done alright, let me see.
5 out of 10, not bad, not bad, you take those, you take those and see how people enjoy the
concept.
People are so, so, so funny.
People are so, so, so funny.
Someone said, yeah, listen to this comment.
Someone commented saying wholesome and humbly out of touch because I didn't know the prices
of anything that was being bought from me. I was lost. And the reply is, let me just
get things I can afford anyway, but make a YouTube video so I can claim it as expenses
and then make money off the video all because I love my fans. This is not how it works.
is not how it works. Let me just make clear to you, if we buy things for ourselves in a video
and we choose to keep it, then we have to pay the tax on it, so it's not an expense.
Things that are bought solely for the purpose of the business and benefit in the business, you can claim expenses on.
However, if you're going to keep it afterwards and use it for non-work purposes, aka personal purposes, then you have to pay the tax.
So, all the presents that I got in the video that I did, if I chose to keep them, I think
I only meant it, I'm not going to spoil it for you, if I chose to keep them, I would
have to pay the tax on them.
I will have to pay the tax on them.
But you know, jealousy is an ugly trait.
Write all the comments like I swear this guy has a birthday every year.
So we got mad experience, you know, experience in what?
And I said in November, well, like, what do you wear for the trip?
Layers, layers, layers, layers, layers, lots of layers.
Also all the presents that were bought I didn't choose any of them. I had no idea what
anything was. I didn't choose anything. Like I'm going to spoil one of them for you but
you haven't watched the video. Why would I try and business expense a sex swing or whatever
that thing was? I don't know if it was actually a sex ring or if it was just a hammock that
was repurposed. Come on, back. If I was going to business expense stuff, let me business
expense something I'm actually going to, you know, right. Spoiler? Yeah, spoiler.
Anyway, I returned that one real quick.
That's a me, my team.
That's different business for real. Not my business. Might be your business, not mine.
I know, I know, I know. Sometimes I just like to clear things up because, you know,
some people, they read comments and that becomes their agenda.
I read it in a comment so it must be faxed.
Oh, I just had to clear that up.
I haven't done the ice bath yet. Someone's calling me in seconds.
you
you
Sorry, that bath is icy cold. I will tell you that now for free.
freezing, freezing, freezing. I'm going upstairs and I'll switch the ingress when I'm up there.
We did put ice in it, it's melting. It's melting. Barf might be a bit too full as well,
I might have to empty some. Okay, let me go, let me go, let me go. If anyone else
asks where I am, I've gone to do the ice barf. Ice barf in the title please,
mods. No, it's not a barf stream.
you
you
you
you
Okay, shot, are we hit?
Are we hit?
Okay.
How are we going to do that?
How are we going to do that?
Okay.
Shout out to you.
It's very quiet.
Can you turn your eyes right now?
That would be fine.
It's okay.
Alright.
I really, really, really don't want to do this.
I'm being completely honest with you.
Minister of Youth.
I also feel like this is going to flood.
I'm going to have to let some water out.
Oh, I'm scared.
You're all good people right now.
I'm scared.
I hope you're proud of yourself, villain.
I hope you're proud.
I hope you're happy.
W separate shorts.
Okay, 30 seconds.
30 seconds, okay, three, three, two, one.
Can you get some help?
Help us!
What happened to him?
Throw me up, bro.
No, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Villain, villain, thinking for the gifted subs villain.
You might be their hero, but you're my villain.
Okay, children.
Sure.
Oh
That was cold.
That was cold.
Oh my gosh.
I need to run a lot shallow.
I need to run a lot shallow.
Just give me a minute.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, my body's returning to its own temperature.
I'm a little pretty guys on the BRB and I'm going to have a warm shower and then we'll
back to watch some highlights of the stream before we end and then we cover some fun.
Okay, where's my phone?
Oh my gosh, that was freezing.
I'm gonna get straight into the shower.
I'm gonna go to the ERB.
you
you
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you
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you
I
Q comments give me a crew that's it. That's all I want. Just a nice
Simple job no role happy days. I need to prove the people wrong. I am not in it
Well, no, I am an idiot, but I am not an idiot even though I am
I am an idiot.
Swap the folks with two people, I love that.
Also I'm dressed as Josh today.
There's no Josh here apparently, so I am now Josh.
Also my wig is so low.
I looked at the stats, I'm so low.
So I've got to step my game up today.
I'm not even going to try to be funny.
I'm going to try to be good at the game.
That's my goal today.
Also chips I can use even on my logo.
Thank you.
Free promo, you know.
Back to some chaotic Among Us.
We are the imposter.
Let's get the vibes right.
Look at these vibes.
Immaculate.
Among Us is back.
I'm up and posted straight away.
Oh this game knows me so well. I love me a bit of that.
Alright, they've told me this is the Christmas special.
So I've dressed up. I've got a Christmas treat.
I've gone all out with all my own money, you know, because I'm unpaid.
Thank you everyone for your support and uh critiquing how cheek the sidemen are.
I really do appreciate it.
So what does this do?
I just hit it.
Oh!
Oh, I put a knife vest on.
So if someone tries to kill me, they can't do it.
Stab for v- fuck this actually sucks.
Uh, yeah stab for vest.
They can't kill me.
Alright, let me try.
It's over here.
Cool.
Ah, Christmas room!
That's cool.
Christmas room that's cool I know about the update I know you guys hate when
that people don't know how to use their roles so trust me oh it's fucking
Christmas also it's November fucking November I did all this shit in
November not to break the fourth wall it's November it's November man
Yeah, I'm locking him.
Alright, well I just doused it.
Ah, it's locking! It's locking! It's locking!
Oh, and I can ignite him later.
Okay, cool.
I want to do that so bad.
Who's to the king?
I'm unsure of this person.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, it's locking. It's locking.
Man, they're doing no tough.
Yeah, I can ignite him in two seconds.
That was terrible.
Ready? It's locked.
What? Oh.
I said it was locked.
I literally said it was locked.
I'm gonna show that.
I didn't see that.
Let me try this.
Let's see if this actually happens once.
What? Does the person want to speak up?
Hello, everyone.
Okay. Let me cook.
Let me cook.
I'm an arsonist and
I didn't know what we're killing.
I didn't know I would kill him.
Wait, I'm not supposed to be killed by him.
No, wait, it doesn't?
Then it wasn't me?
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
I doubted him.
What's going on?
What did you say?
I didn't say, I said I could light them on fire,
so I lit them on fire and it killed him.
And that's not my fault.
So I'm going to move to you then, right?
No, but I'm not in posture.
It says I'm a neutral role.
So like, I'm on your team.
You're still not on our team.
No, I'm on your team.
Give away, we get you out, man.
You have to get the neutral out as well.
Jason, do you have anything to say?
I just walked in, saw their body, realized it was Digi, didn't really want to call it,
but then decided, all right, screw it, let me check around the place,
lie, let me pull it in, and I saw a lot of people just staring at me.
I didn't realize you could swap the whole art while that's pretty sick.
Okay, I'm gonna kill Simon now, I mean I don't know how I'm still alive, but they have to
get rid of me?
That's not cool.
That's not cool, bro.
I don't know why I chose Harry, though.
I haven't been faster.
At least.
What the fuck?
I haven't been busted at least.
What the fuck? What are you up to?
DCI Pie, doing this thing like you're coming out of there.
Looks like you look like you're checking to see if there's any sassy activities.
Alright, I don't know what to do man.
Ooh, talk with the map!
I can't grab this leaf. Bro, I can't.
Damn, when is this game getting so hard?
I'll still take only.
I need to find Simon. I need to find him. Where is he? Someone's a ghost Simon I found
Okay well he's just doused me.
He's definitely, he's definitely doused me.
Alright, we have to melt down.
Simon's running away from the lockdown.
Cause he knows what's in the arsonist.
Fuck off, fuck off.
You're gonna cook, I'm gonna cook you.
In five, four, three, two, one.
Explode!
Okay, alright, wait.
I didn't kill anyone on that ground.
What just happened?
Guys shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Guys, I am no.
You made a stop to not say anything.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I followed someone and then I saw them then.
Okay.
That's so useful!
That's so useful!
What did I do with the kill?
We just fucking saw that I-
Laser beam!
They should be!
I saw you bent!
They should be my sawing you bent!
Wait, you saw a dead?
Wait.
Hold up.
Someone's to tell him for you.
Okay, he's doing that shit again, bro.
He's a fucking moron.
I've thought of that for you.
I swear, I feel like I saw Toby do it, but there was also like six people over it.
No, what would you do that?
You didn't see me.
When did you, Gege, when did you see laser vent?
I saw, I have a best one.
It's between, it's one and you two.
I have a best one, bro.
I saw guys in the vent.
No one would kill on a stack like that.
Is there an imposter role?
Someone, someone, someone, someone has killed.
Oh, there is a mage.
Someone killed.
Shut the fuck up!
That's the last one.
Someone killed on the right side and then bent it to the left side you can't go that far. They would have done
Yeah, I did fucking react. Yeah, so that was a lie but Simon's body got chef's book right next to it right now
Yeah, so that's what we're trying to figure out
That's what's going to be a laser beam
Why does it mean?
One of those two is an evil mother fucker
We wasted time, we're 10 seconds left. Look, did you see anything?
I was there, I was there, yeah, I didn't do it
I brought a laser beam
I vote okay, you're all fucked up. It's fine. We're gonna get the game over. The dumb people have spoken guys. This is basically the American election
Are we lost? No. See? Right? Oh, see. Brother, this is the dumbest lobby. This is it. It's got lots. My brain hurts.
I should have swapped Jada then. I know it's not him because Jada's being so chatty, but like, that was such a bad round.
This is just a war. This is a war. Guys. Who's that kill next now? I want to date. I want to take it. Let's kill
Let's kill
Where's that?
We're gonna doubt somebody
We're gonna doubt somebody. I'm literally just helping the embossed. We just need one
Wait, so later what's one? We're fine. I just found that body just outside that O2.
Well me and JJ were at the other one.
Wait, how was this even speaking?
It's me.
What?
Mufflin.
Oh no, that's not bad. That's bad. That's really, really, really bad.
You've lonely guys to be in.
I don't! No! I don't!
I don't like that! I don't like that!
Stop!
You're out!
I don't like that!
That's fucked up!
I don't like that!
I'll do it. I'm sorry.
But I, nah, Vic, you just walked towards you.
No, that's me! That's me!
You were both there, bro.
JJ, you're giving up your information here.
Okay, it's not JJ, and it's not me. There you go.
How can you say that?
Because I'm with him right now on the other side of O2,
and Victor said the bodies of O2.
Oh, we're together the whole time.
Pretty much. Like, the last five, four, three seconds.
Three seconds? I mean, that's not an account for nothing, bro.
But no, you can't kill that quickly.
I spent the time just playing.
Why was no one going to the O2s, by the way?
What we doing?
What do you mean?
Yeah wait, actually, I'm the tracker.
Okay.
Toby, why weren't you there?
What do you mean you're the tracker?
Why wasn't that there?
You were chilling on the reactor.
I've come down the left side of the map
and fucking thing is going.
It's Toby!
I think it's Lockheed, I think it's Lockheed.
It's not me on the fucking arsonist on a...
What are we doing?
Fuck!
Fuck it, like, what are you talking about?
Bro, I wanted to...
Why did a big reporter buddy brew you have no need to report the buddy?
Oh, no, that's not the right sabotage. That's really not the right sabotage. It was no need to report the buddy man
No, that's really not the right sabotage
Kill you
I am so glad to be able to tick off that one.
That was the... that was cold.
was freezing cold. We didn't have that much ice so we ran it on the coldest
setting and then the little ice to be put in disappeared quite quickly because of
the volume of war but that was still a few spots me. Why is it my last day? The
last day of the summer fun because it was a seven day cap summer fun 27 minutes
left yes yes yes yes when nearly there when nearly there we are nearly there it's
gone by so quickly it's gone by so quickly we should have a look at some
of the some of the funny moments so far
I still got the shivers as far check off.
Last one is a thousand pound giveaway.
I'm quite far away from that side.
I don't think I'm going to be giving away a thousand pounds.
Happy French birthday.
Appreciate you.
Ginger wants to play clubs.
When?
You might have to wait a little bit, mate.
You might have to wait a bit.
Now it is actually just a birthday countdown.
Can we change the title to Countdown to My Birthday?
It's actually quite sad that it's the last day.
It's actually quite sad.
she could ever appreciate you if you're still cold eat another spicy chip oh never that cold
never i'll never be that cold in my life again will i do another one but the chat
actually worked hard enough to unlock another streamer phone i've locked off um
whatever i locked off i've locked off sometime in august to do a streamer phone at my studio
That one will be straight studio. Straight making music for seven days.
Emily Elephant, I appreciate you for the sub. Thank you so much. Get different artists bound.
My body's not warmed back up the same, you know.
Am I sleeping on stream tonight? No. The stream ends in an hour and a half. I've given you an hour extra after my thing.
I wanted an hour to talk to you after we hit my birthday. I don't think I need that long, but you know, maybe we do the birthday countdown, then I have my little chat with you.
Then we play a couple of games of clubs of ginger and then I'll call it a night call it a week.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Where is the separate cake?
Where is the cake that I made with separate? It is upstairs lolly pop thing with a gifted sub. Appreciate you.
Sounds like a plan.
Okay, let's watch some of the best moments before we watch some of the best moments.
Can we and I'll do another show for them later?
Can we get some W's in the chat for my moderators?
For these last few days, they have been absolutely phenomenal. They have been incredible.
They have been incredible.
I'm trying to find the chat with the much chat, especially if I don't get one million views
than like 50 plus comments saying hear me out, I'm gonna be human. You're so funny.
Can I get a link to the compilation please guys?
My YouTube video is pinned in the much chat. Pinned? Where do you pin stuff to?
I don't understand, I don't understand what I'm looking at here.
It's on this, yeah but where?
I don't see it.
Where does the pin stuff go?
Click on mods at the top.
Ah, pinned messages.
There we go.
I like that you've done like a whole playlist.
I do highlights funniest moments, coldest moments, highlights outro.
What's the outro?
Oh, you are cool.
Hey, Xmer, XXX, thank you for the tier one.
I appreciate you.
Did you not win, just win money off me and you're already giving it back to me? What's going on?
Sub-sub in the chat.
I'm gonna do all the payouts as soon as I can. Don't worry, I've got you.
Uh, yeah, what's my mod saying? Hang on, which one do they want me to do?
Which, which one do you want me to do?
The eight minute one.
Siren, thank you for the sub with prayer.
I appreciate you.
Funniest one is just like two minutes.
I feel like there'll be funny highlights in the,
I think we should just do the eight minutes one, right?
All of them.
Okay, fair enough, my mods are spoken.
Right.
Let's go with the sub of fun highlights.
Who's that with the pram tubs up?
Kiss the line, thank you.
Oh my gosh, my hands are frozen, you know, chat.
My hands are frozen.
Thank you for the sub chat, you know what to do.
Top of the chat.
Canada well represented.
Boom, boom, boom.
Let's go, let's go.
All right, let's do this then.
Let's see, are you ready?
How does that look safer?
Okay, that's all right.
Boom.
Let's run it.
We have 20 minutes left.
Welcome to some of Treyby's best sub-a-thon moments, but live your life on. You're trying to get me copyrighted
because this is my first time ever doing a sub-a-thon!
Alright, it's 3DS 2 into the fast dance.
Of course, of course.
No, it's leaking!
It's leaking!
Oh my god.
Enjoy some of the server funs, funny moments.
Enjoy some of the stuff before this funny moment.
Let's go.
Why did they mute it?
They should have let it run.
Why did they mute it?
That was too funny.
Funny
Not ages calling them shit
This is it straight down the camera
Hmm
I
Hand is too funny man
That's a great JJ impression, you know
We are the hundred random people. What was the first thing they thought of when they heard of totally from the sidemen?
Volume up
East to the West knows and crime merchant
All right enough enough what why is this back here? Oh my gosh, it's actually a full on proper month
I should have my spin ball
No! What?
Hey, hey, you see the gold of this pool here?
It was not
First time buddies from the pool
Oh, now it's two down
Guys, make your mind up, man
Make your mind up, you're messing with me, man
You're messing with me
He might be the biggest jinx I know genuinely might be the biggest
I'm appreciate me. Oh my gosh, this is too cold. No, please, please, please, please,
Izzy Bella, thank you for the three months in advance. Appreciate you. Please deep the
realization on everyone's face. Watch how people just click on this. Watch. Just watch.
Don't say real police at Bob House. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Shut up.
Shut up.
There's no audio.
in your stream
shot up
oh my gosh
see why I don't play with the stuff here
Well then, I'll see you very soon.
No, King.
I'm going to have to cut it off from you and then hopefully at the end of it we're all
good, so.
No.
Oh.
Chaz has gone.
They really got swatted.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, see that stuff is missed.
That's missed.
What's going on?
This is Jake Eclipse.
Okay.
Wait, he was back.
Hi, hi, wait.
Look at everyone's faces change as they realize the mad thing that Lou is doing.
Look at everyone's faces change.
change what's what's what's what I can watch this over and over and over and over
To me first, then Moola, then Hendrix
And Zayden's just hating them
What's this?
the way I'll stretch out from one to another, it seems
maybe they don't mean it, even though I'm mighty
that's the kind of means that tell me you're siding
they're killing me, they're telling me how to be seamless
I'll tell you, I want a billion in my town
I want a girl who can hold it down
so baby, tell me you'll hold it down
remember?
you and your friends, you were jumping in mine
piano
you can find it, you tell me your life
piano
it's like a style of music, that's me and mine
piano
baby, keep it down
it's about you
I like to be steady
maybe
lady, maize me, taser me, crazy, don't faze me boo
see you, see you, see you
cause I wanna
what's these effects you're doing in my head
okay chat you know what we're gonna have to write to that one we're gonna have to write
to that one
I W mutt again, I've been for a moment more.
Oh this is lovely mods.
I'm in the past.
Don't make me get emotional.
Don't make me get emotional.
Don't do that to me.
Don't do that to me.
Let's lock in.
Let's lock in. I'm not crying. Let's lock in.
Let's lock in.
I started this conversation yesterday and I'm going to continue it with you today.
my entire existence on YouTube. I have been someone that is happy to kind of just trudge
along in the background. You know, I'm happy to let other people have whatever you want
call it whether that be the limelight, the shine, whatever and just enjoy you know being in and around
all of that you know. I have my little moments here and there but I've never been one that
looks for moments like I'll do whatever I can and whatever happens happens and whatever doesn't
doesn't, but I have never really put myself forward to be at the forefront of anything.
The closest thing I can think to something like this is me, basically representing the UK at the
challenger games. And when you look at people, like, I'm going to use JJ as the example because
he's the guy for it. He's the guy that is a guy that is constantly ready to try new things
and break new boundaries. Sam, for Bizzle Thing, for the tier one. I think of all the
things that I've gone to go and support JJ, you know, whether that be the boxing fights
against numerous different opponents or, you know, him performing his own sold out show
at Redin and Redin indeed is one of the most incredible things like that's a guy that
puts himself at the forefront of things and it's so easy to rally behind him because that's
what he does. But me, it's not really my thing, it's never really been my thing to be that
guy. This is extremely, this is maybe an extremely out of my depth. I'm the quiet one, I'm the
reserved one. The person that's just happy to be there and you know, to lift people up
and make sure they're okay and make sure that they're having a good time. And I just enjoy
being around my friends and being able to work with them on a day to day basis. So yeah,
to do this summer fun this week, I had people behind the scenes and they know who they
are and I love them very much. I had people behind the scenes who pushed me and they
have been pushing me to do better and be better and to want more for myself and I'm so so grateful
to God for those people I love them with all my heart and this year I said to myself and I said to
them in fact I made myself a promise that I'm gonna try and do better and be better and want more
for myself. Because my whole life I've been this is not a
substrate. This is just me being very raw with you. My whole
life I've just been unbothered, very laid back, very simple,
very chill. My mom will tell you my family will tell you my
people I went to school with will tell you I'm exactly the
same now as I was back then. Maybe a little bit more out
out of touch with money, but exactly the same back now
as I was back then, in terms of my approach to life
and how I treat people, and that's just how I am.
So yeah, it's never been my thing to be the main guy.
And to do this was very, very difficult for me
and very uncomfortable for me.
It was very scary.
It was like taking a leap of faith.
And first of all, I wanna say a massive thank you
to my, let me say, I don't want to say colleagues,
but my fellow content creators who came out
and voiced their support for me
when I dropped the sub-a-front trader.
I didn't expect that to go down well at all.
I was a bit scared, I was a bit worried
about how other people would perceive it.
But took the leap of faith, just thought,
you know what, let's just go with it.
And those people straight away reassured me
that it was incredible.
I didn't even have to go to them.
They came out of their way and they said it was incredible.
And that gave me a little bit more fear going to the suburb
of Boniface, oh my God, expectations are higher.
It also gave me the confidence that like,
yo, you can do that and you can be the guy
and people are ready to rally around you.
So massive thank you to anyone who gave me my flowers.
That is the importance of giving people their flowers.
You don't know how much it can boost their confidence
or galvanize them or just turn their day around.
You never know when people need that.
So massive thank yous and you know who you are.
Those of you who show me love or just message me to say,
yo, that was sick.
Give people their flowers while you can.
And then to you lot, my viewers, my subscribers,
the people who just say hi to me in the street.
I thank God for you every day.
Every day.
I'm getting so emotional.
One second.
We can't go back just about, I just have to get to you just in case, but we have them
that just about I'm so grateful to God for you lot whoa it's creeping out I can't
get my words out. If I get my words out, I'll cry.
I'm just grateful, innit?
just know that I'm very very great boy I'm very very honored and humbled to be in this position
I'm grateful for my friends and family
You made a few turns all of them today!
Happy life and prosperity!
Yay!
Thank you brother.
I'm going to check my bread.
Where's the birthday?
100,000.
Yo, chill out.
Chill out, Jamie man.
Chill out, chill out, chill out.
it out. Thank you so much for one of the most incredible weeks of my life.
Oh man, awesome chat. Hit it all out. That's great. You're amazing. You deserve it all.
Thank God. Thank you for the chat. You're a lot of special. Be special. Keep being
Special man.
Don't be using the chat.
Don't be using the chat.
Everyone spam on stairs.
Yeah, spam that one still.
On stairs.
Hold it.
Are you free, bud?
Give me a moment, you know, give me a moment, thank you.
I'm actually a crime merchant, man, my goodness.
I don't care.
I'll be a crime merchant.
It's cool.
It's fine to show your emotions.
Jamie, love for the set.
Appreciate you.
Mentally, the last few years have been very difficult for me.
Lots of stuff down on the hand scenes.
So I'm grateful for every day that I get to see.
You that will never know how much you've helped me.
Because by sharing your love and support, it's been absolutely phenomenal.
I love you lot of all my heart
Man he's calling me
All my heart
I chill chill and the subs you can stop southern now, bro. You can stop
you can stop. You can stop. No, I love you a lot with all my heart. I feel so blessed
to be able to have this job every day. I don't know what I do about you. I really don't know.
And for the last seven days, you've made me feel absolutely incredible. You made me
find a whole new love for my career, for my job again, and I want you to know that some
of you find that what we do as content creators is important, but we find, at least I find,
and I know several other content creators find, you just as important in our lives.
this is the way you find us. To be a part of your life story, to be a part of your journey,
to be that escape or the thing that lifts you out of a bad mood is humbling. It's an
honor, it's a blessing. And I'm just so glad our stories get to cross. I really,
really, really genuinely. I wasn't even feeling emotional before this. I felt good, like a
good kind of emotion, but not emotional, like coming to the point of tears. But as I sit
and I realized how much and how many different people are supporting me over the last week,
I feel undeserving and just unworthy of the love that I've received from you.
Because I'm just, but I was a boy from Hackney, bro.
I was a boy from Hackney.
I was never meant to be here.
But at the same time, I was always meant to be here.
That was always God's plan for me.
And I'm just so grateful.
So, so, so grateful.
You'll never understand how grateful I am.
Thank you for all the gifts.
I appreciate you.
So to everyone who's been a part of my journey this week,
I pray, pray, pray from the bottom of my heart that God blesses you.
To everyone who's turned up on the Sabbath on the show in love,
I appreciate you to the people in the comments,
to the people we've watched from my home page, to the people who've subbed or gifted subs,
to the people who've shared clips or commented whether it's negative or positive online,
to the freaking, to the Chelmsford fans that were singing that my nose was offside.
I love you guys.
You made me laugh.
You made me smile.
To my fellow content creators that gave me the time of day and were a part of my
sub from my very first sub of fun.
I'm so grateful.
To Harry, who gave me the name, the crime merchant,
is now going to be doubled down on.
I'm grateful.
So, the boys who turned up with me in the studio, I'm grateful for each and every one of you.
I am so, so, so, so, so grateful.
And you can call me the cry merchant.
I don't mind that title.
I'll get printed on my, maybe I'll wear that on my shirt at the charity match.
I don't know if they've probably already printed the shirts, but I'll hold that title if it
means that you don't get to know how much you mean to me, I'll absolutely hold that title.
I'll rebrand to that for me CM, CM Gisle Bro cry emotion, Gisle, do that, I don't care.
And you know me, I'm composed, so if I can't hold back my emotions, that means
I'm feeling it a lot.
You saw me being a teacher on inside,
being stripped of our hand and having to hold back
my want to laugh.
Huh?
I'll call him.
I'll call him.
You all thirsty?
You're cutting out man.
Let me call you.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, Borsky. It's very free now.
Old man. You're cutting out. Let me call him.
Yes, sir.
Happy birthday.
Thank you, Borsky.
Happy birthday. You're very emotional.
I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
I just, um, I can probably understand this is a flurry of emotions.
that probably won't be able to express, but I think that whatever it is that you're doing,
or wherever you go into people's lives, generally, you have a positive impact, so I'm sure you
can see this is just a small fraction of the people that appreciate you, but I'm just
I'm hanging up the phone bro, I'm hanging up the phone, love you all, shout you, bye.
Um, yeah, I forgot what I was saying, man.
You sent me an, what did I say to you last?
Yeah, I said I'm happy to hold the crime
motion title as long as you get to know
how much you mean to me.
As long as you get to know how much you mean to me,
I'm happy to hold that title.
This has been the best week.
Again, shout out my fellow content creators
that have been a part of it.
message shout out to the both ways. I pray for bigger and better things for you. You that
have the potential to go crazy shout out to my guys in the States as well. The jump from
the stream I can't wait to see you guys at the charity match. I love what I do. I love
the people around me and I love my my supporters. I really do. I really do and in a world
where things were all fine and dandy, I would share everything with you with no fear, but
there's some things that I have to keep for myself, for my own safety and peace of mind,
and I hope you understand that. I hope you understand that because unfortunately the
world that we live in is not the safest place, so I will always try and protect my peace
a little bit. And I'm not going to be able to do it forever. There's some things
that will come out and there's some things that won't, but through God's grace, I've been
able to survive to this point and will survive for many more years, God willing, but that's
pulling me now. He's going to want to pray for me.
I'm alive. I'm alive. Can I call you off? Thank you. Let me call you off. Okay.
Oh, bless you both, we appreciate you, bye.
Love you.
Love you.
Boof.
Boof.
Alright, chat. W is in the chat for yourselves.
Massive, massive, massive W's.
I've let the emotional bit get out.
W's, W's, W's, W's.
It's my birthday. I'm 33 years of age. My name is Toby Brown or Tobit John Brown. I was born April 8, 1993 on a Holy Thursday in Homan Hospital in East London.
And, um, yeah, somehow I've lived to see 33 whole years. I'm going to my 34th year. I got ID'd yesterday. I did me, which means I still look at at most 25 at most 25. Yeah, I did me.
So, you know what they say, black don't crack and all of that.
Um, but yeah, once again, thank you for being a part of my journey.
Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your journey on this planet.
And yeah, I'm afraid that we get to share our journeys for many more years to come.
And if not, then it's been an absolute pleasure.
It's been an absolute pleasure.
Dubbies, dubbies, dubbies, dubbies, dubbies for yourselves.
I W's for my mods, W's for my chat.
I have W Mason as well, W production,
W IRL toolkit guys that help me sort stuff out.
W Moe and JJ who let me borrow his IRL backpack.
The people behind the scenes, you know who you are,
you know exactly who I'm referring to.
I love and appreciate you so much.
with the 33 gifts in my boy. I love you, bro.
Like I said, I missed a whole load of gifted subs.
PS, Awale, Corrin, Kaulishi, Hamad, Riz,
C.R.C. Thickems, Julia, Bruinspan.
Yula, I love you so much.
We've got 45 minutes left on the server front.
Where's my boy, Ginger?
He's running up clubs.
Let me run some clubs for 45 minutes,
and then we're going to call it a day.
We're going to call it a day.
Push for 7k.
I do you know what push for that 7k chat. I'm ready to give away a thousand pound right now Elijah. Thank you for the stuff with crime
Thank you appreciate you
Hello mate
Boy, how are you?
How do I say a massive happy birthday, mate?
Ginger, I love you, bro.
Thank you so much.
I love you too, mate.
And you know, ever since I grew up watching you,
I would always say, you were destined for greatness.
Oh, I knew I got that from somewhere.
I knew I didn't come up with that myself.
Honestly, you were just fucking, you are unbelievable, mate.
And I've got you a special present.
Oh, yeah?
But it's in person.
I'm happy to tell you what it is if you want I it's up to you. Whatever's better for you. I'll do them
Okay
Do you know what change do it mate do it you can do it
My guy I love and appreciate you so much and honestly
I'm so proud of you you and all the buffers you are absolutely smashing it
I cannot wait to see how far you look though. I cannot wait bro
Love you man. Are you running clubs at any point?
If you're ready I'm ready just let me know I'm there bro
Thank you, bro, God bless you
I W Jen in the chat.
Hey, Jordan, thank you for the subprime.
Livy, thank you for the five gifted.
Ibrahim, thank you for the gifted.
Refuel and thank you for the subprime.
Oh my gosh, we're going again.
Okay.
Hello.
My boy.
My boy.
I'm good. Thank you. How are you?
Hey, it's my boy. Hey, thank you for the gift. It's early. My boy. Love you. Thank you, bro.
Thank you so much, bro. I love and appreciate you more than you can know, bro. Are you not
all okay because I saw a bit of a madness going down earlier I saw the bit
earlier on I was watching earlier on this one I could tell is serious because
the cameras will point into the ground before I say the other cameraman's
walking around freely. He must be like an immune. I'm glad you boys are okay. Um, I can't wait
to see you guys soon. I heard I heard how was that? I love you all thank you so much
man. I'll catch you in a bit. Take care. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. W both boys in the chat.
W both boys, man. Anyone else who's ready from the UK to do their thing? Do it, man. Do it. Listen.
The streaming thing has given me a newfound respect for these IRR streamers. A newfound level of
respect. It's not easy at all. Easy thing with a gifted sub, hazy thing with a gifted
sub, fun thing with a sub of prime. It is not easy at all. And they make it look easy
and they make it look fun and they are absolutely hilarious. Shout out to all the content creators
I was able to get on my stream shot. You know, mula juice, Lou Hendricks, Zaze.
Oh, sorry. Getting a bit guessy.
Renegade, thank you for the five gifts. I'd appreciate you.
Shout out all the guys that were there today.
Elz, Zou, Saffron, shout at Cheyenne.
Who are some are missing?
You are someone missing shout freezy in the cup and lead paddle player.
Shout Simon JJ Viz.
Chaz are even jumped in.
I said Alhan Jay and Mark, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jamie, Jamie Adanuga, my brother, my family.
Listen, you know, incredible is to be able to call that guy a friend.
That is one of the most incredible if not the most incredible human I've had the pleasure of coming across
Like that's a superhero that man superhero
That's someone to aspire to be like genuinely genuinely shout as a there was in the video as well. Yeah appreciate him
love you always Jamie what a guy and I've got to share some stuff with you but we'll speak after
we'll speak after that one's been a long time coming I haven't really been in the right place to discuss
that one but you're my guy bro and I'm sorry we didn't get to freely print stuff I'm ready to
set up and get it done yeah shout out big shack notes uh nice there is the producer respect
Yeah, like I said, I grew up watching Jamie. I grew up not watching. I mean, watching in
the music videos, I guess, I grew up listening to his music, me and Josh be walking home from
school spitting JME lyrics. I remember the first time he replied to a tweet about us going
to Fort Park. And we said, there's a joke that we're going to Fort Park with when he
doubled down on the joke. And then I met him in person at Eskimo dance at the O2. And then
since then it's been like family, like family. That's my guy, man. That's my guy for life,
for life. Anything you ever need. Yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom. No hesitation, no ego, nothing.
just a real, real person.
Shout to my guy at LAN, shout to my guy at J.
They helped drive me around,
shout to the security that we had throughout the week
as well.
Shout out to the places that accommodated us
and allowed us to stream at their locations.
To all the staff that was so lovely and helpful
wherever we went. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
And once again, I already shouted out Mason. I already shouted out Mason.
I shout out again, shout out Mason, the boy.
Once again, a special thank you to you, my viewers,
watching from wherever you are all over the world. Shout out to the Zap.
Shout out to the villain with over a thousand gifted,
single-handedly the stream.
It has been an absolute honor, pleasure, blessing to be live for you guys for the last seven
days.
Yes, my boy, Deji shout out to Deji as well.
It's been a pleasure.
Once again, special thank you to my moderators for going above and beyond for me.
and hours and hours on end, making sure that stuff is patterned, making sure the chats
look faster.
God bless you, look for real.
God bless you, look for real.
Yeah, W Sam Ham on the set up W my friends who turn up today as well to
and my family who turn up to to say happy birthday to me as the clock shop 12
shout out to the four people who answered their phones first time rather than making
me look like a donut. I need to see that compilation of people not picking up my phone calls.
I need to see that compilation.
Now for those of you who are still here, we're not done. We're not done. I said this year
I wanted to hit 950,000 Twitch followers. That was my target for the year. We are
currently, yes, Melissa, Vinado. Thank you for the gift of the sub. Okay. Thank you
to give the subject helping with a subframe. We have currently about 31,000 followers away
from that. And because we hit certain sub goals, we've got to know we get to know we've got to,
we get to, we get to do another one of these later in the year. Another one of these later in the
year. We're going to do a studio stream of fun. And I'm going to start sorting it out now. We'll get
as many of my artist friends down as possible over the course of a week and make all different kinds
of music, all different genres. And then we can release maybe one maybe multiple projects at the
end of the week. Because you are seeing it don't take us it doesn't take us long to make a song.
It doesn't take us long to make a song. We can do that.
So I'm going to start working on that in the background. In the meantime,
I'm going to keep trying to bring you videos every Monday, every Tuesday. I'm going to keep
trying to bring you videos every Tuesday on the main channel. I'm going to keep trying to stream
regularly like this. Hopefully doing more IRL streams. I'm ordering the IRL backpack.
shout Sam Ham or pattern that for me and then oh my gosh next up on the plays
channel back to the game and saying maybe RuneScape with Seth from Barca maybe
WWE with L's but really and truly what I'm thinking I'm thinking we can finally
start that Red Dead Redemption series MoMA what have you just done why have
You just dropped 50 subs my goodness chat. You know what to do
My mom thank you so much. Thank you so so so much TJ K fun to think with a hundred bits
Thank you so much. Hey, if you get gifted sub, please say thank you. Please say thank you. Please show some love
What we say in red dead redemption red dead redemption
to play through.
Yeah.
I'm in my content bag this year.
I'm in my content bag this year.
We're getting it. And do you know what, next year,
just for events, I'm going to try to win a mobile next year.
They had me present in this year next year
To try win one C4 11 amp or C4 lump I don't know how to say your name
Thank you for I see for 11 UMP. Thank you for the fire gifted
Look the now
Yeah, they had me present in the mobo's this year next year who knows maybe we win one
Who knows or get nominated get nominated itself will be on actually Louise. Thank you for 10 gifted appreciate you check
You know what to do. Let me see some
Was it we're about to hit 7,000 subs
Cam thank you for five gifted. Oh, yeah, we done it. We done it. We've done a thousand pound giveaway. Hi
Who's trying to get a thousand pound?
Who's trying to get a thousand pound?
Let me go live on Instagram, let me go live on Instagram real quick, let me go live on
IG.
All right, shout out Amity as well for producing the trailer for my sub-a-fun.
I've got so many compliments on that trailer, and they helped turn that around a quick time.
It's done a fantastic job in the end.
Sorry, massive thank you to them.
Black Goalie.
Who's that?
I'm Black Goalie.
Who's that?
Thank you for the bits.
Appreciate you.
Yeah, we got half an hour left.
Half an hour left of this stream.
We're live, 50.
Secure crown, thank you for the bits.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Yo, thank you for all that was loud.
Thank you for the gift.
I appreciate you.
I just can't remember you guys.
It's my birthday.
You've done it.
We made it to see 33.
We thank God.
I'm just wrapping up my sub from right now on Twitch and it's been absolutely amazing.
It's been incredible.
I'm incredible. Anyone who stopped by from IG or TikTok or whatever, thank you so much. I appreciate you. I appreciate you.
I'm just saying my thank you to the community on Twitch right now. I wanted to say thank you to you guys and IG live, even interact and engage in with my posts, my content.
If you did manage to catch the stream at any point, I hope it was enjoyable to you.
I appreciate you. Thank you so much.
It's got a happy birthday message from JJ. Thank you, JJ. Appreciate you, my bro.
That comment is crazy. Yeah, angst status. We're here, man.
33rd floor. Not even 3rd floor. 33rd floor.
I'm not hearing anything. Cry immersion. Absolutely. That's me, brisky.
Hey, God bless you. God bless you. God bless you.
Love it. Love it. Love it. Appreciate you.
Hey, listen, next time I'll do a bit better.
I'll do a bit better in the sense that like I'll have things ready and patterned properly.
I'm not going to have to be running around there in production.
I have production in it.
Hey, chat, we hit 7000 so 7000.
We can't thank you for 10 gifts. I'd appreciate you chat. You know what to do. Let me see some
7,021 subs my goodness gracious me. All right, let's run a thousand pound giveaway
I didn't tell the people on on
On IG because I didn't want them to come in and steal your opportunity and get in a thousand pounds
Listen
This one is sub only this one is sub only it has to be and that was said from the start
Now here's the deal for me to give you the money actually true say I just get
your bank account deals I'll get out to you but you have to be 18 plus I think
you have to be 18 plus for giveaway what's the rules on that
Let me ask let me ask let me ask let me find out let me find out we're about to run a giveaway
Let me run some music for you in the meantime in fact in the meantime
About yes, Callum. Thank you for the sub appreciate you in the meantime. How about how about how about yes?
And that day think of the sub appreciate you
We play your favorite song in the meantime
We play your favorite song in the meantime
time.
This is the key, thank you for the tier one.
Not TK Manic, thank you for the Prime K, thank you for the tier one.
The subs are flying in now.
Rapid Ramo, thank you for the tier one, appreciate you.
you
Get a sub's of phone Selena finger the tier one parts finger the tier one
Hey Mundo finger the tier one appreciate you
Cool Pamela, Shima Calaba, where's Amy?
Bring Alastair, he a barista in America.
Hello Erica, check it out now.
Ring ring, calling your cellular.
Yeah baby's been shaka lotto.
See me pull up in the jet in my narcos.
See me pull up in the vest in my carbo's.
Stepping in blue, white, no narcos.
LA, across, I got the top.
Esteban thank you for the sub of prayer and appreciate you
Thank you for the tier one Esteban Tais thank you for the sub
Habiba Patel thank you for the sub
Alright chat
I've double checked the rules here. You need to be 18 plus
You need to be 18 plus and if you're under 18 then you need a parent to enter for you need a parent to enter for you
I've just double-checked the rules
I've just double-checked the rules
Otherwise I can get in trouble after talks finger the tier one
How'd you and I'm gonna run it now I'm gonna run it now sleeping nights in it see finger the sub with prime appreciate you
Appreciate you appreciate you
Whoo, okay, okay
So glad I'm an uncle. All of a sudden, unks are up. Unks are up. Unks are up. You're 14
and everyone's asleep. Speak still. Speak still. W, unks. Unks, aunts, we're up. We're
up we're up. Ney and United thank you for the tier one appreciate you okay I'm gonna run the giveaway
through night but obviously and uh let's go back how do I change the words
Key words.
Learn to use them for key words.
Give me one second chat. Give me one second. Give me one second. I'm gonna load the song
again for you. Actually, you can have the villain song back.
In fact, you can start entering the giveaway now.
Back that in the chat.
Toby Thorn.
Toby Thorn for the full term.
T-O-B-I-T-H-O-M.
building with another 50
building with another 50
building with another 50
building with another 50
building with another 50
building with another 50
I'm down looking like 50
whip cost like 4x50
raise the watch like half a 50
on the stream I need for 50
if I step and you look in 50
rose rain to distract me
leave
my access you really miss me
I left cause she couldn't kiss G.R.
In the streets it gets really risky
Finding I don't need no Dixie's
To my ex she don't need to miss me
So then I'm with another 50
Then I'm with another 50
Then I'm with another 50
Then I'm with another 50
Then I'm with another 50
And then I shat and felt like I started to drink
To sleep I needed the liquor
So I hopped in the whip
They can't spit like a rip
I had to calm it with scrap switch
For your support, I've got a better business, but I'm going to give it again, again.
Willing with another fifty, Willing with another fifty, whoa, whoa,
Willing with another fifty.
I feel and bring down the racks for you, but...
My brother.
you
Okay, okay, okay.
I haven't recovered from that in the ice bath I am shivering
probably because the window is open as well.
All right, so I'll be done in the chat.
So I'll be done in the chat.
We have, wait, where are we on the most sub people now?
Oh my gosh. We are 66. We're behind Marlon. We're behind Marlon by like 40. That's crazy.
That's crazy. That is absolutely crazy. Taylor Jackson finger to tier one. Cinnamon. Yo, thank
Thank you for the sub with Prime, Abraham, finger to tier one.
And you think that it's tier one, Guru, finger to Prime, Jason finger to Prime.
Oof, I'm shivering. I am shivering. Going to Ginger's Discord, is he about to play?
Orange gingers discord is he about to play?
I'll join I'll join I'll join I just gotta do this giveaway. I
Gotta do this one last giveaway. Yes, can't be thankful to suffer prime. Appreciate you. He be thankful to gifted appreciate you
Right, we're gonna pick our winner for the thousand pounds. Remember you must be 18 or over ideally you need a UK
UK
flip
UK Amazon account or a
A PayPal, yes, Dives with a five gift and appreciate you.
UK Amazon PayPal or what was the other thing?
A Revolute account.
You only need to send the thing once.
If you win, just message a mod.
Make sure you respond to me within a minute.
Make sure you respond to me within a minute.
Did it glitch out? Hello, hello.
Did it glitch out? My voice went high pitched.
yo yo are we back? are we back or are we back? did it go back to normal?
okay yeah sometimes this this gox a lot glitches up
all right it's time to pick the winner
I don't have to. I can't hear it. Hello. Hello.
Hello. It's IBS Audio. Well, it should be fine now.
Xy9, thank you for the five gift and appreciate you.
It's because I'm cold, probably.
All right, I'm going to pick the winner now. Last chance to enter. Subs only have to be
18 are over UK bank account not UK bank account UK Amazon account or PayPal or
Revolute and you have to answer within a minute of me choosing you as the winner
Okay. Here we go. Three, two, one, boom. 18 pixel, 18 pixel, follow up for two years.
Are you there? 18 pixel. Congratulations. Please respond in the next 50 seconds to lock
in your bras. Yes, yes, yes. How old are you? Are you old enough? Are you 18 plus?
Do you have a UK Amazon account or Revolu or PayPal?
What do you have?
Let me know exactly what account you have.
You have Revolu and PayPal?
That's perfect, that's perfect.
Okay, be in contact then, Mods, congratulations.
just won a thousand pounds. Let's go. Dubbies in the chat. Dubbies in the chat. Dubbies.
You can stop talking so you can see. Don't worry, I can see. I've got a little separate
thing that lets me see here. They let me see the messages from the winner. 11 seconds
to reply. Congratulations, 18 pixels. We'll get that to you ASAP rookie. All right,
chat. It's been fantastic. We have 15 minutes left of the sub of fun. Let's get in a
game of clubs real quick let's get in a game of clubs real quick let's do it
let's do it let's do it move you over here
and that is my discord
Ginger's ready. I'm loading now. I'm loading now.
Yeah, mate. It was a roughest fucking pub I've been in. All right, Tom's.
Yeah, that's all me. Let's go.
How many birthdays so far, mate?
Mate, I'm 33. I need to retire.
Happy birthday.
Thank you so much, Pye.
Happy birthday, mate.
Let me tell you something, mate.
Yeah, the age of retirement now is actually 67.
Just in case you wanted to work until you get your pension or something like that.
I just did the six, seven meme at 33 as of age.
I'm still young.
I'm still young.
I'm still young.
Well, I had your ID, actually.
Bro, I got ID yesterday.
Couldn't believe it.
That is mental.
I know.
You just look at him and go, are you fucking serious?
you know what I am. I say stop hitting on me, mate. Oh, that's what I say. All right,
use that one. All right, what is this update me? Yeah, something on that right. There
Hi guys I'm back. Are you all right Jake? Not too but how are you? Very good thank you. Oh I'm back in a minute.
What do you have? You get ID'd a lot, Jerker. Oh you do? Yeah it does. I get ID'd for absolutely everything.
I was with Jinj once and he got ID'd for a Red Bull and he didn't have his ID and he told the woman behind the checkout to Google him.
When I was in, I had something to say, he was actually a bit mental to be fair. I was in Birmingham for Dreamac, great event where it's over.
Yeah, fantastic event in that one.
Love Dreamac
Me and Vino went to this bar to do mini golf for a stream and the guy weren't letting us in right and
And then as he were kicking us out a bloke asked us for a picture
Right like conveniently timed and then he changed his mind was let us say
Of course he did. I was you I said fuck off man. I don't want to come in now
course he did. He said, is there any kind of proof of your age? I'm not even joking.
My mate, Boxhead, pulled up things birthdays and he accepted it. Wow. Which is actually
quite disgusting really. It's a player mini golf. Yeah. Well, it was like a bit of a bar
type thing. Oh, right. What was a bit of a bar type thing? Was it Jake? The mini golf
I mean beyond to
Expertine favor the fire mate go on the boy favor the fire brother you're fucking legend excuse me
Thank you very much, bro. I appreciate a fire bro. Sorry. I missed it mate. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you, mate. I
Mean oh got one of your new mates on sober. Who's that?
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm here now.
Expressions.
Yep.
Expressions.
Expressions.
He's here.
He's coming on, mate.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Those are going down, Glenn.
Sorry.
Modern day Shakespeare.
Promotion matches.
Modern day Shakespeare.
I won't win it, but I don't.
We've got me at your midfield,
but I'll tell you how we feel
and do you feel any older or.
I feel pretty much the same, mate.
Oh, is it your birthday tell me it might be? Oh happy birthday mate. Thank you very much, mate
Hey, happy birthday tobs. We telling me my
How are you
Brother imagine I just mess with you as well, but my life side old Barry. He know my guy
You'll see thank you so much, man
Now I can scratch on that sub of fun, man. You've been killing it, bro
Thank you. You have you don't know you super fun by the way Toby mate. Thank you mate. Thank you
That means a lot can I can I actually just ask you a question go for it lad
Now that you've streamed for a good amount of time. Mm-hmm. What would you say is harder streaming on YouTube?
They're different difficulties for different reasons, mate, you're gonna get the politically correct answer from me unfortunately there
I just fuck it off
I'm in mate I'm in the DM I've done the I had a bit of no one excited mate
I just added a plus 20 token, level 63 now.
Oh, nice.
Oh, mate.
Are we feeling expressions, feeling confident you can stay up?
You know what, yeah, I'm telling you this right now, yeah, and I'm not even, I'm not
in video mode.
I am telling you the truth, yeah.
Yeah, but I'll deserve it, bruv.
I am gasped we are lucky to have him I'm telling you this right now. Yeah, you know, I mean it's gonna be fine
It's fine. It's gonna be fine now, but I thought you were going down like pointless. Will they though?
Listen
I'll be seeing you every week, bro. You know, I mean you'll be doing previews and
My mates already give me fucking sticks and if spires go down what fucking end am I going in?
Now, I'm not a Spurs fan. I'm just an enthusiast, all right?
I'm a Spurs enthusiast. I've never heard that one before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just an enthusiast. I'm an enthusiast.
Brother, what's going on with this thing?
It's telling me, why have I got a feeling of form
in that, saying reputation and what does that mean?
Like, circles, you get out of reputation.
It should say play.
Bro, it says my club reputation facilities,
customised tactics.
I'm on my club, oh club lobby yeah?
Yeah.
Jakey getting a team mate.
I'm in here, where am I going?
We'll have Eze on the wing, we'll have Toby in the middle.
Jakey can go on the other wing if you want.
Oh my god.
Oh here we go.
Oh no, no, no, no, he's not letting me in.
Jakey's got a full back, he's terrified.
Am I alone Ranger at the back again?
At the minute you are mate.
Oh I'm fucking out.
You're good back there then Roy, you're good back there.
I'm trying to ring, I'm trying to ring.
You must be out.
He fucking missed me, called him a day,
and he massive missed me, he got to fuck himself.
Wow.
He's got kids to be fair then, he's probably...
No excuse, not my problem, that is it.
Hey, who's playing on the wing?
You are mate.
I tell you what, we're not doing that, bro.
Listen, the show's over, you know, then we're there.
And furthermore, Toby, yeah,
it's a disgrace, bruv, what you've done to me.
I've got people walking up to me here calling me excursions blood, you know, then they get explosions from everything
But my name bro, do you know the amount attack to the point where if you tap explosions in recent search on Instagram bare?
People are looking for it. You are taking a mick
You want anything to say for yourself told me I'm sorry extension lead
Bravo, bravo, bravo
It's not letting me in the lobby, bro. What's going on?
What do you mean he's not letting you in the lobby?
I'm going to take two motions of his faults.
Club lobby, yeah.
Right, come here mate.
And it's got me in a manual knighted kit, bruv.
Yeah, yeah.
Go to where it says my club.
Yeah.
And on the left it says my pro, and then on the left it says play.
Yeah, play.
Yeah, go to play and to play.
Play promotion match, yeah.
Play promotion match.
Oh
Why does it keep saying no to certain a let me restart the thing you don't mind
No, no, how do I put that on yeah
Hey, but I think what's that cross cross
When you get into the menu
You can press RT to get into EA thing and then if you go to social settings
It'll be on the left-hand side cross play you can turn it on
Who's got a PS5 that can translate that for me blood right?
It should be the same right tree. He should still be the same right trigger. Yeah, and then press it should set at the bottom social settings
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is that though?
What bottom do I'm supposed to get that with a free I think yeah
Start yeah, yeah, and then cross play cross play and then you can enable it
All right, yeah, yes, yes, what was it disabled?
No, it wasn't good.
So I've been the problem with it.
I think I might have to restart the lobby, I think, because I don't know why.
Should we all restart just to be sure?
Well, you're not on Xbox, yeah?
No, we're on PlayStation.
Okay.
Who's on Xbox then?
I'm helping them out every week. I did it versus SDS last week.
I don't want them turning up from Manchester.
I'm helping them.
I don't just want them to get back.
You stand up to the city.
Collecting them, fuck themselves.
Alright, everyone restart.
We're gonna have to do this match to be fair, it's like...
Yeah, it feels like a good old best, doesn't it?
Restart in the go.
Close up.
So, we are going into that £1,000 giveaway.
Wait, wait.
You missed it, mate.
Yeah, fuck.
The winner's one mate, the competition's closed.
Who's there? That's a shame, I could have switched it.
Oh, you've got three minutes left, so we could do another one.
I could. I could.
Please Tobi, I need this.
Speed, I need this.
Speed, why are you laughing? I got you screaming.
Wait, so hang on a minute, why don't you just call Tobi?
Oh, okay.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Just just just stop talking.
I quite like the both boys.
I like.
Well, it's up on that one of the members was a racist.
I'm not.
Oh, my God.
It's not going back.
So obviously, you played this game a long time ago, right?
So I'm often called either racist,
They pay to file a what game you talking about
Okay
So we all stop this
I'll tell you how you stop this
You stop hanging around on playgrounds.
You stop being racist.
Very simply.
I'm none of these things, bro.
I'm none of these things.
I'll do some it yet, right?
And rather than someone going, you're a dick, you know, you're just a non-sat.
You're dressed as a tot in Minecraft pajamas.
probably not when I was turning off my microphone
ah, I was turning off my microphone
aww
real kind of a rock and mancraft tracksuit
rock with a fucking bullet
ask questions
yo
we have to ask you an initiation song
an initiation song?
not a song, it's an initiation question
the question
it's a big question
Aaron has to ask it
go on out
Let me ask you a lot of questions. You're a camera. Yeah, who am I speaking to Sam? It's Aaron on Mustafa Krap club captain. Come on, my G. We telling me. So basically, we need to know how much money would you have to be paid to get bomb fucked by Bates in 87. And you can't avoid it. You have to wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What black by who?
by
No
I'm applying for my Jamaican passport, bro, so there's no money in the world
Can't be doing that, bro. I'm telling you that no, no, no, I swear there's got to be an answer
Yeah
You know
100 what
Listen, I don't even need to talk figures boy because that's not happening. I told me about
Toby said
What's the keep it in what's going on? This is promotion matches
Line and again one more cup the link up so I stuff
That's the fuck it up. I feel like
We used to get people a lot cheaper we are bez at 250 grand
Yeah, but the 250 grand
We're gonna get I gotta work it back boys. I got it
He's expressing himself
Hey, Aaron, you just drop in whenever, mate.
Hello, mate. How are you doing?
Fucking love that.
I'll get him by if he needs to switch you up.
I'll take, I'll take.
He's got to be in football, man.
Don't lie there. Don't panic, Jakey. Don't panic.
Don't panic, mate.
When a man think I'm Karim Abdul-Jababah,
what kind of a bull is that?
Why?
Oh.
Oh, I'm making a sense.
Why would you think that, mate?
Well, because I'm suggesting that he was going to be quite tall, and basketball players typically are quite tall.
Oh, there?
I don't...
Oh, yeah, you've got to be...
Yeah, of course basketball players are tall.
Oh, you know.
Mmm, I've got pretty tall.
I trust him.
Yeah, complete.
Depends what you mean by tall, though, don't it really?
Oh, Lucas Donchich, he's quite tall.
What the fuck?
A lot of them are like 6'5 plus now.
The husband you know I mean like my goodness
It looks like seven out of doctor who make the switch
I like the football, boys.
You a champion.
One more.
That was very, that was nice for you.
What's going on?
I was semi pro-seqo, man.
I was semi pro-seqo.
That's my bag.
Come on, Aaron.
Come on, Aaron.
I've got you.
No, I don't.
Fuck if you need brown here.
That's where it is.
Press.
No, I like it.
You can't get that.
Like a prime fucking soccer player.
Gotta play in the middle.
Gotta play in the middle, boys.
I will go. Yeah. And again. I'm open. Finish it. Oh, I'm not. These guys are not bad.
They're not bad. These are the promotion much. This is the bigger one. Open McDonald.
I
Fucking person yeah, I've not got an handbun on the fucking game
Nice
Don't mean you stop giving a shit. Let's keep it ticking
One more
Go backwards to go forwards love that
Go on skinny man
Yeah, I'm trying to track it out nice pie
It's alright, it's alright.
Got a way with it.
Cam's there.
Alright, bye.
Yeah, switch.
There you go.
Nice.
Why did you do that?
Come on.
I'm a short fitter on my side.
You've got to play it to me there, Podra.
Oh, we're not being funny here.
Try and stay on side.
He is fucking shitting.
Get the shit out of that camera, Camman.
Hit the cam.
I'm sorry to fuck out, mate.
I'm not terrible next one
I'm actually
Love it. I've gone. I've liked it. I've liked it. I've liked it. What X
One more. I also
Was your prayer?
You're zero past power bro. I get that go in that well a second second boss. What do you want? Oh?
Oh
Sorry, I'm back. Oh my man, my man. Oh
I
I'll fucking work hard for it
nice
Try so come
Look at the engine here and fucking idiot
Shit
That's what it was
Love it you
Sorry what?
Why'd you go to the Solby straight away?
You got better the other day, when was that yesterday?
Man, can I take you on board, Jakey? Send me a line, send me a line!
Release the fucking boy in Brazil!
Go on.
Nice. Yeah, the thing is, the way you view it, the way you look at it.
Nice.
We're driving, we're driving with it.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, that's a bull.
I'll set it back.
I could use a lot go back post
Love that as a
Nice done there. Oh my god
No way to go all of that. I'll get the fucking pairs on it. I'll play to you
Come on
Bang before was Taysie's a one million record it fuck
bounce nice
Change me up your ball
you. Oh, I love it. I love it.
Well, I mean, I don't mind that.
We just ain't creating anything
at the minute. No, we're not.
Have we even had a shot? Yeah.
Go another one.
Oh, I didn't see that.
You gotta want it. You gotta
I wanted to give you the option. I appreciate it a lot. Thank you. It's my draft. It's about power. You stay home. We're still in this one, though. Yeah, we are playing some nice stuff. We're just, we're taking it well. We're doing well. We're moving well. I think we defended quite well. But I think all right.
Well, we need shots, bro. We need fucking shots and we need more passage of plays. Yeah, Jakey. Well, Jakey, I'm looking at you on that wing, mate. You're like a fucking fish out of water.
I can play down the left, you know. I think we keep it easy.
Bro, I'm telling you, I'm scoring a goal.
You might do, but you're probably going to be in the wrong fucking net, mate.
And that's the problem. You're just fucking shit.
And what have you done?
Pardon?
What have you done?
I know he's not talking to me.
I know he's talking to you, my respite.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Champagne football, let's win this.
Straight in there. I've just been kicked out again. What a shame
Go on fucking out you can join back by the way. Just let me know when you're in the lobby come on Jake you better than that
At least it was a realistic pass exactly one must have a lot of in
I get bodied no chance
Fuck I'm in booked for having scammed it. Gotta win
We go straight away shit pass again. Come on boys
So get a link up one down that side. Go have a fucking drive
Love it
And it black. Yeah
I need you for him to suit me on.
One more, one more.
Wrong way, wrong way.
Time.
Keep your arm if you need.
Oh no.
Yes.
Go on, lot of space.
By the way, I'm going to try that one.
That was for you that pass.
Ah, fucking lockdown or whatever.
Keepers.
Keep your arm.
And I get in, please.
I'm going to minute, mate. Who's your playing?
Go on.
Min, do you want a...
How is he blocking these?
Because I'm defending as well.
Nice.
Here we go.
Do you want a boat? Do you want a boat?
Nice.
I felt the shot was on. I had a good angle.
There's a goal here.
We're back to you, mate.
Yeah
I've put the right back, centre back.
Okay, I'll go right back then.
Yeah, once you've been kicked out of the Glitchjerk, you won't get your buck in.
Come on, Frosty, favour the f-
My skill with me is the best, I don't care.
Fuck you, now.
It's mad, there.
We played better with 10 yesterday, so...
Too fair, it's a new game.
It's alright, 12 glitches at the start of the new game, you know.
Yeah.
Out wide.
Do you want a ball? Do you want a box?
Yeah, ball.
Oh, come on.
I'm lucky I gotta get that one, right?
Right, this side's gone.
Oh, my days.
That's how I relax.
Oh, I do better than a bottle, boys.
Can't we keep fucking getting rid of it for the 33 for us?
Thank you for having me.
You got rid of it.
Is he talking to you?
Right, boys.
I'm off me.
I pulled me on me.
And so I'm just going to go and rest it.
You fucking serious?
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm gonna play one game.
Listen, don't let him push. Don't push the Ami-Jaki if it's not right.
Like, you rest.
I will, then.
No, come back.
Ami birthday is coming, mate. You're the woman, yeah?
Alright.
Are you fucking serious?
Come on, mate. Appreciate you.
I'm tired.
He's playing.
So, mate, are you playing one more?
Oh, I can do.
See, there you go. It's his fucking birthday, mate.
I need some of the funds, and then he's still staying on.
Don't be a fucking giver.
He's on. He's on. Change.
I'm on.
game. We need a goal. That's
good. He is a goon. You're an
awesome fan. Thank you. I mean
that. Oh, that's not normal.
United. They just call me a goon
mate.
You're doing it, you're doing it.
Oh, you're almost there, you're doing it.
Rye, Rye, Rushdom.
Rye, you can't die on me.
Lose, lose, lose, pass.
Got it, one, two, touch, one, two, touch.
Gotta get it right.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Let's see what you've done.
Right, here we go.
We need a fucking chance.
Promotion game, this as well.
Played, Ginch.
Nice. Get shot off.
I can't believe they get in a way with this.
We got time. We got time.
Right Jake, walking in your room.
You can expect that you thought you were through.
I've got probably have one more.
Yeah, a little bit up. I'll get my man up.
Mate, why are your monitors so nice?
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll pass.
Nice. Feet.
Out live.
Got a second ball.
Second ball.
Yes, yes. Nice.
I'm wearing a hundred acres.
Man, it looks like real life football.
Oh, I can't finish.
Oh, you got it!
He did get off my controller!
Fuck off, man!
Sorry, fuck off me!
Guys, if I thought he was riding a fucking right wing, then you're gimped.
You can cut it in.
You can't cut it in.
That's it!
One more chance, that's one more.
Let's get it all.
It's short, aren't there?
I'm gonna go long if you need a long ball up.
Get it out.
How is that going to happen then?
What kind of...
You've got to be kidding me, man.
I can tell he's been watching Spurs Defender.
Oh, no, no, no, hey, let's do not put that on me, bruv.
I told man, what was he doing?
That fucking nightmare, Dave, you friend.
Hey, the control path is not responding, bruv.
The control path is not responding, bro.
Jake, he's on me part of it, man.
I don't know if anything that happens with Jake.
Yeah, there you go.
What, I'm here, Jerker.
That was hospital.
Oh my gosh, nice one, Jake.
How it, how it, it seems a bit hard, isn't it?
Yeah, it is hard, mate.
What, pumpkin star?
Oh my God.
You're actually quite lucky.
Not a good start to the fucking session.
A mini-far-off over the five, mate.
No, it's the war mark, mate.
It's the war mark.
It's the war mark.
It's the war mark, it's the war mark.
It's the war mark, it's the war mark, it's the war mark.
One more go, we'll get one more go.
Chat, chat, chat.
It is time to call it a day on stream.
You've been amazing.
I need to do one last thing.
need to do one last thing. I need to do one last thing. Thank you so much, 7,087 subs you
are the goats. I love you so much. Thank you. We're done on here today. I appreciate you.
And I hope you like have an incredible rest of your year. You'll see me on stream more often,
Hopefully on the IRL thing at some point. God bless you and have a fantastic, fantastic,
fantastic night. I'll see you soon.