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01-29-2026 · 6h 02m
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What's up, guess?
How are we doing everybody?
How are we doing?
I am unfortunately not flying down the mountain on a snowboard.
Why?
Oh god damn it.
What's up guys?
the
yes, so unfortunately
that trip did not go as
plans
uh... fuck American Airlines me and all my home is hate American Airlines if you work for American Airlines I'm so sorry
I fucking hate them I hate them dude I I'm never going to fly them again oh my god
it was the most bullshitiest of bullshit ass moments I have ever experienced in my
and tighter existence on the stupid fucking planet.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
So, let me give a quick rundown.
All right, you guys knew that we were gonna go skiing.
I mean, if you were in chat last stream,
I've made it very, very clear.
I was very, very excited,
but I'm gonna turn the mic up.
There we go.
I was very, very, very excited.
We had plans to go with a few of our bros
and we got there.
We drove an hour and a half to Orlando,
not that big of a deal.
We get there on time.
Bro, we get through the fucking TSA on time.
We're there early.
We're there.
We get to the gate and hour, early.
We're like, we're chilling hell.
Yeah, let's go, you know?
We're excited.
We're ready to get out there.
We're, we're fucking playing in a good ass time, right?
Don't make it!
I appreciate that, Demand.
Yeah, we also got dark in Titi with the 13 months buddy.
I think you were our first fucking sub today, better.
Okay, so we get there all as well as the time approaches to start boarding the flight
We noticed that they're not they're not boarding. It says starts boarding at like five o'clock
Whatever or four I think it was four o'clock starts boarding at four o'clock
Four o'clock comes around. They're not boarding. So now we're like all right
This is a little sketchy, but we should be fine, right? And so then like 30 minutes past now
It finally says delay and I'm like, oh great, you know like maybe maybe just a little bit whatever
30 more minutes passed and it says delay to again and now I'm like getting a little worried
just we had a connecting flight and I was like oh okay we have like 30 minutes to get on this plane or else we're fucked
Another 30 minutes passed guess what they just keep raising the amount that it's delayed
But like every time it crosses that threshold they just fucking increase it right and so then I started
I get in the line to like talk to the people like talk to the people at the desk
I wait for 30 more fucking minutes and as I am right to the person
I'm literally next in line on a long-ass line right is I'm about to talk to this person and like ask all these questions about what the fuck's going on
I look up on the board flight canceled
Are you fucking getting me?
Okay, and so now at this point we're thinking oh great. You know what fuck it? Let's just drive. You know, let's just drive
Yeah, a three hour flight turns into a 13 hour drive. No big deal. Fuck it. We're big boys. We can do it therapy with the 500 bits. Yes
Thank you, Derby. Right. And so we're like fuck it. Let's just drive. You know, fuck it. They'll give us the money back for the flight
And so we have to get our checked bag back first right. We're going snowboarding. You can't bring the snowboards on to the plane
You got to put them underneath the plane and so we were like all right. Well, how to fuck do we get?
it, how do we get that back, right?
And they tell us to go downstairs to the baggage claim
and go talk to the baggage people down there.
Great idea, right?
No problem.
All right, we'll just grab our check bags,
shouldn't take more than 15, 20 minutes, right?
And then we're out of this bitch and we're on the way.
Tell me why the line for the baggage claim was our quarter.
Myel.
There were like 3,000 sons of bitches in that line, bro.
There were three. I swear to God. I swear to God. And that line was not moving fast. And so
Brendan bless his heart. He had $40 in his pocket. So what does he do? He goes to the front of the line.
He finds some bros. He finds some dudes that kind of look like us, right? He walks up to him
has $40 in the palm of his hand. He goes up and he says, hey, you guys want to make some friends?
The dudes instantly took the money and they were like, yeah, so this motherfucker caught like 3,000 people by giving his random dude 40 bucks right in the front of line too.
I watched them do it.
And then we're thinking, okay, cool, so we'll get our bags faster, right?
So he goes up, tells him we want our bag bag, they guess I guess they put in a ticket to like get the bag bag.
back. And so they say it'll take anywhere between one to like, you know, an hour to a few hours.
And we're like an hour to a few hours. What the fuck? We just gave you the bag. But all right.
There's the word they get. Okay. So we got like three hours. And if if we can get out of this airport
within about three hours, we can still drive to the to the to the mountain, right? Like it's a 13-hour drive.
And so we sit there for three hours. The line does not move. The if anything,
line got bigger, right? And so we're sitting there, right? So you sit in the floor. There's
no chairs in this God for sake at airports. It's probably the worst airport of all time. No chairs.
We're sitting in the floor every like 20 minutes. We're going back up to see if our bag has
dropped drops. But nah, there were like, there were people from 8 a.m. that same day who had
not gotten their shit. Yes. So we sat there, bro. Oh my god. We sat there for 13 fucking hours. We
you sat the airport, it on the floor for 30 hours. And we didn't even get the bag. We
sat there until 3 a.m. And we didn't even get nothing. They basically told us to go fuck
ourselves. They really did. They literally, they're like, hey, so why don't you guys go home?
Go home. You have my things. I want my things. What the fuck would I go home? They're like,
Yeah, just go home and come back in the morning. I'm like, I don't live around here. What the fuck is that?
I'm not getting a hotel because you're fucking twiddling your dick in the back instead of getting my bag.
Sorry. Sorry. You know, I thought those emotions were behind me. I thought we, I thought we'd drop those off yesterday.
No, I'm dead. Oh my god. I'm still living. I'm still so pissed.
That was probably a little weird. I'm so sorry. That was a rant from hell there. I fucking oh my god dude
I have never had that bad of an airport experience at least in America. How did I get my stuff back?
Now that's why I'm still pissed. I don't even know where the fuck it is.
I had to wait for five hours on hold yesterday for a guy to tell me. No, no, listen. It gets fucking worse, right?
So the only reason that we left, right?
The only reason we were there for 13 hours waiting for this bag.
Only reason we left is because they, they like walked up to us and they said,
hey, so all the workers back there actually went home.
What? What did you say? What did you say?
I'm going to fucking put you in the face. I'm going to clock your shit. What did you fucking say?
So while I'm sitting here waiting for my shit
Y'all fucking went home. Okay, okay, you know, it's so then I'm like so what the fuck do I do?
This is the only reason we left we walked back up to the counter and
The guy was like, okay, so where do you live? I'm like I live near Tampa. That's like a two-hour drive
I'm not coming back in a morning. I got shit to do and he's like okay, we can send it to Tampa and I was like
You could've told me that.
Okay, you could've told me that forever ago, right?
And so the only reason we left is we filled out a form
that said, send the bag to Tampa
and then they'll send it to my house
or I'll just go pick it up.
We filled that shit out.
And then we left.
Matt, defeated.
We left and drove back home at 5 AM.
Lucky that we didn't die
because that shit was terrifying.
Because I was tired.
So then I'm on the, I'm on hold
with American Airlines for five hours yesterday.
And when the guy finally fucking answers the phone, and he's like, okay, so it sounds like you guys
filled out a lost bag form. We were like, yeah, I think so. And he was like, oh, I guess he didn't
fill it out. And I was like, what? What are you making it and fill it out? So I just wrote words on a
paper for no fucking reason. He's like, I can fill it out right now for you. I'm like, please,
Yes, please do that.
So long story short, the bag should be in Tampa in the next few days.
Hopefully, and then we pushed the trip back to Monday.
So no stream Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, holy fuck.
Let's have a good goddamn day chat.
Let's have a good day.
Ah!
Why did I crash out?
I actually held my, I'm crashing out to you guys.
I'm not, I did not crash out on them.
Although there was a few hours where Brendan was the only one in the airport and I was just chilling in the car waiting for him because they kept telling him updates
They kept being like oh, so you know we got a notification the bag is it's in the back. So you should be good the bag
Why am I doing this tutorial the bag is in the back so like it shouldn't be more than 30 minutes 45 minutes
Whatever and so we're like, oh, okay cool and so I'm waiting in the cell phone lot like I'm waiting to pick his ass up
up and then as like 30 minutes would just keep on melting away 30 minutes 30 minutes
all of a sudden it's like 3 hours and now it's 3 a.m. and I'm like what the fuck?
So I never just like picking him up. Yeah, we got a good weekend ahead of us though.
Hopefully, I mean, some arrow is EURLCS in the morning and then we have North America,
some RO2. Now I was debating on whether or not I wanted to even do the North American
qualifiers guys because that's awesome as they are you know we really don't need to do them
I don't give a shit about going pro or not. We're just doing it for content
But more so the name thing else doing NA qualifiers just means it's gonna be a really long day
We'll have EU qualifiers in the morning and then we'll you know come back on for the North American qualifiers too
And that's just like it's just a lot in one day not a big deal, but I wasn't even gonna do it since we did it last time
But then
Then she feast message means like hey you guys want to run it run it part two miracle run. I'm like
And we're running it with Vince this time, and I'm like,
OK, I've been convinced.
Then they just play.
They did do.
Well, that's the problem is like they're so quick about it.
I don't know if this is specifically because of the new format
or what specifically it is.
But it's like everything is right on top of each other.
Maybe it's just because they added like the kickoff
land, too.
Yeah, I mean, I could not pass up the opportunity
to run some RLCS with chief beef and vents like those those are my boys right there.
Probably my two favorite people in the Rockley community so you know it's like I got
to. I got to bro I got to. How does it work? I thought the point from the open set
their placement in Boston. Yeah but there's more than one open. There's three opens per
event. So the last event was the second open. This one's the third one. So this is the last
one. The one that is happening this weekend. This is the last one up until the Boston major.
So there's going to be this weekend and then one more weekend on top of that
This weekend is the big one for EU so this is getting like the the playoffs. This is going to be EU
So they're going to do this is the last one for them. They'll do
Like Sunday is going to be another grand final for EU and then that's like it's the first week of North America
So it's just the very beginnings of it and then next week will be the grand finals again for North America
And then they're done until Boston, so this weekend and next weekend that's it guys and then Boston
Yeah, tomorrow's watch party should be a lot of fun
I mean tomorrow is like a basic kind of day nothing crazy
But then um, it's always really good Saturday Sunday like Saturday Sunday watch parties are fire
Do you return me? Yeah, we're going to I'm just getting warmed up
We've been doing so many like collapse recently and so many like random things that
that a somewhat nor I guess today we're doing a collab two
were playing with vents and with cheap beaflator.
So those are, those are collapse.
Holy fucking mustard, there's warm enough right now.
Why don't I turn off goal explosion and free play?
Because when I hit a nice shot,
it's nice to be able to have the replay for you guys.
If I wasn't like right here,
let's say I hit a nasty shot, then I can just be like,
oh guys, let me re-chat while the replay plays.
Oh, how are you guys doing?
and then you know the entire time the shots being replayed for you guys to be able to watch it.
So it's strategic, it's strategic.
Uh, welcome in everyone.
Thanks so much for the follow.
I'm going live on TikTok in a little bit.
Actually out here, I, I should probably need to go live right now.
Thanks for reminding me.
Dude, last night, I'm gonna be so, I'm gonna keep it so real with you guys.
I, yesterday I was like a day off kind of.
Um, and then obviously I was like really pissed about the whole trip getting canceled.
Now I did it got pushed back so like we're still going on the fucking trip. We're still going on the fucking trip right
But we pushed it to next week so now we're leaving on Monday and it's small silver lining. There might be a massive snowstorm
Which is only slightly concerning if you think about the fact that if that also might get canceled
So I don't even know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I'm really hoping that it snows but not enough to where the flight gets canceled because if it gets canceled bra whole last cry. I'll hold last cry
the
but yes, so yesterday, um, man, Brennan just hung out all day we got so obscenely high I took like three
from which for me is a lot. I took like three gummies. Well, because I was on I was on a hole with those pieces of shit for five hours and I'm like, well, I got to know what to do.
We ended up, uh, we did, we played Power World again, which is crazy.
I showed him he had never played Power World.
We were looking for a random game to play, and I was like, bro, you never played Power World.
Let me put you on to some game.
And we played it until 5 a.m.
That's on accident.
But yeah, so we just got actually tossed up.
We got faded and didn't we play Power World.
Oh, we also watched, uh, we watched some crazy movie with Paul Rudd, too.
to
how we're supposed to be getting another big update for all I hope so
power of the fire
I need them to like make it to where you can go to the big tree the tree still
all right guys do a viewer tournament let's get it
I think we're getting sufficiently warmed up
we're getting sufficiently warmed up what's up A's innovation was up has he
was up hazy
I
I
do one forty five was doing nice little ultimate warm up first
guys, do you all know how to join that sort of it?
Watch the seven streamer versus one RL pro.
I actually watch some of it. We might react to it, but I don't know.
I've seen a lot of clips of it. I know it happened.
Like, Reddles was popping off.
That was a cool little thing that Reddles was doing though.
was doing their like retools was he was going ham he actually won that shit proud of him
It was peak I bet it was dude I bet it was
I mean like I said I watched some of it. I just watched like the read like I watched like clips of it on sick talking stuff
Rocket they got a hundred thousand viewers for it. Yeah, I saw like Ludwig was in there
Joe Bart oh my god, dude. I love Joe Bart. I watched he shit a lot
He follows me on Twitch too, which is really cool. He's following me for a while
Maybe we should try to do it. Maybe I should try to get a Joe Bart collab. I would love that. I'm thinking about like guys other than Jinxie that I would really fuck with doing a collab with
Joe Bart is definitely one of those guys, bro. He is sick. I love him.
Yeah, stable Ronaldo. I saw lug Ludwig was in it too. Ludwig's a I mean, he's one of the biggest creators ever. He's like, I think Ludwig is kind of known as one of the smartest creators ever like he understands how to stream
He gets it, right?
the
but uh... yet jope i've watched jope art for literally years
his
his
yes or do reddles pop the fuck off
he was crushing it in that one b seven which like that's the way it should go but like
he's not here's the problem guys and it's not it's not really a problem
who's not like it's not like somebody made a mistake
but the problem with doing those like ninety nine to zero things
is like, you win or lose based off of,
unless you get one lucky kick off, right?
And so then you got all these fucking people
that are like, oh my God.
So this is what you guys were saying
was the hardest skill gap game of all time.
Like a guy who loses to Musti or the loses
to like, or Zen loses to Jinxie,
Musti loses to Jinxie, but all Jinxie did
with score one goal, right?
And so you put a bunch of people
in a normal Rocket League match where
It's five minutes, right five minutes?
That's it.
So it's just how many goals you can score.
A pro is going to demolish, like lower ranked players.
Even more so when the the pro is going up against
like fucking golds and silvers, a pro player
could beat 10 gold players most likely.
So now people are starting to kind of get their ideals
back in line and feel like oh shit,
so the skill cap really is that crazy.
Yes, the skill gap is that crazy, but you can get a lucky kickoff against the pro player.
Anybody can get a lucky kickoff given enough attempts.
That doesn't mean no skills involve.
It just means like that's not a very appropriate way to like measure skill in Rocket League.
Oh, yeah, you know, 100 kickoffs.
One of them is probably going to go in to the professional players net sooner or later.
Right, I'll save the Rocket League community.
I will say I'm positive that all the people who were bitching at Zen, and bitching at Musty, talking about how dare you not lock in for this.
They're gonna be real happy that Reddle's popped off.
I was watching the clips, he actually has some really nice plays.
Did y'all see the Zen touch that he hit it?
He like caught the ball crazy.
With like this really cool Zen touch close to the ground.
It was one of the coolers Zen touches I've ever seen.
It was fucking cool dude.
and
that was one of the coolers shots I think I've seen him hit in a while is like brother ball it was like this far off the ground
it was cool
yet another and again that's not to like drop any it's still very impressive at jinxie scored because I didn't guess that he would so it's still really a
the president that jinxie even scored on musty or on
or on zen but like
i think this uh... the streamer seven v one was a little bit more accurate on how
it is like how the skill gap actually is right
you give a pro player five minutes
get to you know it's a fair game zero zero start i think we all know who wins that
most of the time
crusty wants to one v one for a hundred gifted
but wants to one v one first
well hold on are you saying that if we one v one and i be you I get a hundred gifted
is that what you're saying?
let's get some good faith over here what is he?
how not if i trust you?
yeah anybody?
yeah we're good
alright everyone give some give some love to this guy you sat the fucking airport
For 50 or 30 hours with me the other day. He's got to go to work now, but for some of it for some of it
All right, man, please
Okay, yeah, if you can't get a shift come on over. All right, peace. Love you
Yeah, what's up? Why's that you doing brother?
Yeah, we did use end your stream. I saw that you were live. I didn't I couldn't pop in the live at all
But uh, I was like setting up my own shit, but you just end up broke
I hope I'm trying to keep this fall up real quick guys doing the viewer tournament you got two and a half minutes here two and a half minutes
I was up police
So yeah guys the trip that got canceled on us. We're just gonna go Monday Tuesday have next week or we'll be gone Monday Tuesday and Wednesday
I have two holes in my walls. No, guys, you did not. So I'm guessing you did not get grand champion today. Unfortunately
I mean, I'm not calling myself a fucking instigator or I mean, investigator. I am an instigator for sure
But if holes are in your walls, you probably did not rank up
What's up, Paulies
and
and
was a controller into the wall all that's okay if somebody from your community is definitely gonna have to buy you another controller
oh you know what use the control freaks that jinx you use is that's a win win good reason to get a nicer controller you just needed to upgrade
you can write that shit off in your taxes
there you go that's a tax write off baby
I'll tell you what guys. I don't know who decides what line falls on tax write-up or not tax write-off for streamers
I'm gonna tell you what though. I ride that line real hard sometimes
All right, dude, just literally just yesterday
I bacon
Literally just yesterday. I was talking to my wife and I was like babe
What are the thoughts on us buying an RV and the mealy going on like a cross country live like I all rail stream
name marathon because I can probably write that shit off on my taxes.
I whip.
Let me just say my wife was not totally against the idea of doing like an American, you know,
we rent an RV. We, you know, we go crazy, right?
So I'm just saying man, you got some options.
As an account, you can do it. Fuck you.
All right, guys, so I'm going to go buy a really nice RV and we're going to go on a cross-country trip.
the
you heard you heard me chat you heard me did I
stutter by the way did I stutter in that sound
queue no the fuck I did not all right
home
okay
let's just get naked right you know did
that's this is the vibe sometimes though
right I mean he ever just woke up one day
You know, you haven't lived until you have like had your own home. You've been home alone, right?
Nobody's there and use wake up. You just like make breakfast, but as naked. That's peak life, man.
That's peak life. Anybody ever done that? You just wake up.
Cheeks out. Not swinging and you just fucking cook up some pancakes.
I have. Oh yeah, I'll do it again.
again I'll do it I'll do it some more
I don't know how I know
You's trying to impress high-vice. You's trying to impress high-vice.
You're trying to impress high-vice. You see it as shadow.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
I'm not- I'm not still fucking muted, am I?
Hey, that was rude. What did you just did there?
Hey, what about that guy who said he dropped 100 gifted? Is he- is he real? Is he real person? If I had to guess I'm gonna- I'm gonna say probably not.
He's a bot.
the
shit on
did i'm not still fucking muted what is happening okay the camera is not off
okay what
what
jinxie lowkey dog you it's so funny that there are random people okay it doesn't happen much but there are some random people that keep commenting that
Go watch that fun dude. I was off like three tall voodoo raiders
I was drunk as fuck that actually might be one of the drunkens that I have ever been on my stream
If you go watch the replay of my stream by the end of it bro, I'm like
Fucking caveman by the end of that thing dude
But yeah, yeah, he decked on me. He decked on me
That is so juicy demoing you and you love. Yeah, yeah, that's what happened. That motherfucker was eyeballing him in he was up my cheeks
I was letting most of it slide if you watched it dude
I was letting it slide for a while by that third or fourth bumper demos like I right bitch
You've caught the hands now you woke the bear in the bears a little hornies to watch out
Oh, guys, never poke the bear. You don't know what kind of thoughts the bear's having right now
The bear might have self destructive thoughts and he might just give up on life after that
Okay, why do you leave the net bro?
You liked it, didn't you? I never said that I just liked it. I said that it upset me no one said I didn't like getting upset
Thoughts on
lot of what's that a player. Okay, so we're just letting me score open. That's then. All right. All right.
Jinx is immune to banana sprite. I saw that he had to do that because he lost the Joe Bart.
I didn't watch all of it. Did he uh, did he finish everything? Did he finish like the leader of
sprite? Because what you're supposed to do is eat the banana really fast and then like immediately
basically chug a shit ton of sprite. I don't know if it actually works though.
I did.
All of that just seemed a little personal.
You haven't a bad day with Flash, who pissed in your cereal?
Right?
You wake up, cereal tastes a little bit yer any today.
It's going on, brother.
Who excelled on with the 14 minutes and scout gaming with the 4.
You always!
I would love to say whiplash is name I would love to do it to which aiding with a gifted sub
Whiplash, I'm not going front with you right now brother. I do not see a resub. I do not see it. I'll try and with the follow
That's just fucking who said that it was fucked in that
Was that is that you sleep?
It wasn't a resub dumbass.
But what the fuck are you all a watch streak?
All right bro, a watch streak.
There's no alerts for watch streaks dude.
How am I supposed to do it out?
Watch the RL clips.
We watched RL clips yesterday or the last time I went live.
That was a fun little stream that we weren't live for like two long videos of good fun.
Now we're gonna put around events today.
alcohol might be on the table. I'm not kidding you. I kind of want to drink. Actually, no, maybe I'm just gonna get no, we might not drink today. Actually, let's take a break from drinking
I am I am a weekman though, and I've got
I don't have any more do I. Oh, please no, no, no, no. Oh, that would be terrible news. Oh, oh, I might have to
I'm not gonna make some, I'm not gonna go into the closet.
Pause.
I have certain, I keep certain things in my closet.
Okay, I don't just, I don't just go there randomly.
I have certain, certain fun things, wait, no, no.
Addable things, I've got edible things in, okay, wait, no.
I've got edible, head of bowls, in my closet.
I'm gonna go grab some at some at some points probably almost for sure. Okay, I'm I'm I'm a
week person. I'm gonna go grab them at some point for sure. I
keep searching. I just can't find the words they're elusive. These words are elusive.
Faking a little bad fake bad fake bad fake terrible cops terrible cops. There we go. Wait, is this boost there? One. I'll say that
the
shat if I could find one single person that worked at American Airlines
right
not you know what I can say that I let me say this
that actually felt bad about it so right you guys know I had my terrible American
airlines experience right
tell me why I posted a rant on my discord server as like an update and then in
the in the general chat there is a random dude
That posted, hi guys, just an innocent American Airlines employee here, and then he posted a gift that said,
why he said fuck me thought?
Cause in the, in the rant I said,
fuck the CEO of American Airlines, fuck everyone who works at American Airlines.
If I see all in person, it's on site, fuck you.
And he was like, why is that fuck me?
Is you work for the devil, have you?
American Airlines is the devil.
It's the devil. Hey, we got some galicis on six o'clock
Who did it who did it?
Oh, don't I got to ask your question real quick who in the hell in this chat is old enough to to remember a
Fucking TV event that happened in 1998 who the fuck is old enough?
I don't believe that there is this you'll realize if you were old enough to remember that in 1998
You had to have been born like in 19 is sometime early 1990 or else you would not even remember that
So you're telling me that you're like over well over 30 years old well over
Echo thank you for the honor bits. I agree wholeheartedly Delta is much much better
Okay, we actually have some old heads in the shed
fucking
Hey, how's social security? I'm not old enough to know about that yet.
When do we start receiving benefits?
Oh, that was so terribly, that was so bad.
That was so bad.
Y'all know, spirit is the best. Spirit is the best airline. If you want to get onto an airplane
excited for your destination, but by the time you get to your destination,
your pissed off because the fucking the the travel was that bad.
The only time off fly spirit is if it's a very short flight and I don't have any check bags.
In that case, I don't matter. If it's like a two-hour flight, I can ride with that.
I can deal with that. If it's like a three plus hour flight, I am not flying enough lying
them. If it's by an option. I respectfully, I'm not paying $800 for a delta flight that
That lasts like a minute.
Delta's awesome, but the man, they're flies, you're fucking expressive.
Sometimes.
Oh!
Woo!
Woo!
Just a tip, baby.
Ooh, that scoopage.
Oh, that scoopage.
Oh, yeah.
That's you, you're right there.
That's you, you're right there.
Woo!
Good day guys. It's gonna be a good day. This guy's name was Oara Farmer
He's an or a farmer guys. He's a or a he farms or a
It's a good thing the aura is not in season. All right. He's on a aura drought
Let's smack see book my next flight
All right, what the fuck did you put on the screen?
Why did you put on the screen?
Fuck you!
Why'd you put up there?
The tenet...the tenet's right or?
My...
Okay, well now I'm just curious, bro.
Because I couldn't see what you...
Oh no!
No!
No!
No!
No!
That's my worst fucking nightmare!
Hell!
Look at that away!
That should never see the light of day again!
Hell to the knob, bro!
the knob, bro. Yo, no bullshit. Is there an American Airlines worker in the chat? Just like out of pure curiosity here.
Just out of complete. There's no possible way that there's an American Airlines employee in the chat right now.
of
If so, how does it feel knowing that you work for the worst-fucking airline in the planet?
Huh? The worst one. You know, you know, I thought when I booked the flights, I thought, oh, you know, American Airlines. Oh, well, it's not
I'm not a spirit, it can't be too bad, you know, I've heard, I haven't heard terrible things about American. I think they'll be okay.
Uh, what a rude awakening. I was in for that day. Good fucking Lord, that was bad, man. That was bad.
Ah.
I am, and I'm on a pilot for them.
Okay, I will say, if my airplane pilot puts the plane into auto pilot just so they can watch a Twitch streamer.
streamer. I'm jumping out of that plane immediately. I am not waiting to see what terrible
outcome that plane. Like that plane is not landing. There's just no way.
Oh, so we're just not getting recesses. This game is just kidding me. Look at that.
I love that. Yeah, joke elbow and Sean more with the resubs. What's up?
Show cover was up Sean.
Whoa, guys trying to clip on me.
You trying to clip on me?
Trying to clip on me, hang on, let them.
Uh-huh.
Oh, my boost.
Come on, come on.
Faking.
Watch the fake.
Oh my god, faking again.
You bet you wouldn't guess another fake.
Oh shit, that was too.
All right, I got a little too fake, happy.
I got fake, happy.
That's a lounge is pretty great, especially if like you got a big layover, the Delta
lounge is awesome.
Because you can just go get like unlimited food, you can go take a nap and chill.
I just have to like get there quick.
Pull the rattles.
Oh shit, I wish I'd be fine.
Yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We're gonna go in, I bumped him.
I'll here we go.
I'm taking a ceiling shot.
got for a ceiling in a minute.
Good save.
Okay, we can get that down to the ground.
Well, that's really not good. That's really not good.
Oh, that's why it's really not good.
Aaron with the 205, what's up Aaron? What's up Aaron? What's up broadsters with the five ones?
Thank you broadsters. Wait, guys, it's the reset. The reset
Notifications going off, right? Like the fucking sub-nutty?
It better be.
Being at that reset, then he...
Oh my god!
Oh, it's working again, high cool.
I'll take it.
Yeah, I'll air, and I'll be having a good day, bro.
Nah, I shadows.
I'm not gonna check your game, bro, sorry.
down for a while.
Nice, I had to do it, I had to do it.
Yeah, take talk was down for a hot minute last week, apparently.
They said that there was a powder-outage at one of their server providers or some shit.
So, yeah, take talk was having issues.
I don't think Twitch or YouTube has had issues recently.
It's been a minute.
In my finishing,
Hintai Beach tomorrow.
What the fuck?
Smoke.
I'm not playing Hintai Beach on stream.
I'm not to do that.
I don't even know what that's about.
Like, would you know,
would you happen to know what Hintai Beach is about?
You promised us,
I don't remember that conversation.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember Hintai Beach
being a part of the conversation at any point
my recent time on stream. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
They'll supposed to be a private conversation. You're some of a bitch. Why are you outing it like
this? That was between me and you. Guys, I've never heard of Henside Beach before my life.
I don't know what this guy's talking about. I don't know this video at all, actually.
In fact, you know what? Can we just go ahead and ban him? Let's get him out of here. I don't think
He's not a real person. I don't think he's like one of those ads or something
Oh, here we go. It's okay
Watch the glue watch the glue got him it. This guy's actually half way decent
Guys, name is turbo jack beast
Very mil
Oh, no, oh, we're good. We're good
and
a good enough appreciate a man
one
there we go by the spian
nice there we go
all right go to set up the old this is my last 100 points on a high-lighted message please read
love your streams my granny died all right man
uh... and you make my day thanks for helping out
I'm sorry about that man
losing a loved one is never fun but
You know, making sure you put yourself in a loving community is definitely the number one way to get past it
And to that I say why in the fuck did you choose this community buddy you have an interesting but taste
You've got interesting taste in communities
Frozen the back like oh man, I miss you, Nanny. I miss you and he pops into my stream like all right guys
So when are we fucking taking our pants off?
You know, tune into the stream I did double touch and he's like all right all right now we're horny. Let's go
I
Whatever gets the job done, man. I'll be that guy for you. I'm willing. I'm willing and able. I'm ready
Yo, I'm so big. Go appreciate you. I appreciate you. Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah
a
May I may I just say may I just say you have amazing taste in men you know you know
you know and some might find that a strange thing to say not a lot of great
streamers out there right a lot of great rocky league streamers
lot of great female rocky league streamers you've got pretty good taste in men though
Oh, bro, I'm a little scared, actually.
Don't do it, Timmy.
Oh, it's okay.
Oh, it's not okay.
All right.
We're finally fine, fine.
Bro, I gotta get a new chat overlay.
Guys, where should I put the chat overlay if I switch it?
Yeah, it should've been the same spot.
Oh my god, it's got jumps quick. I like it. My boost by that would be in.
Oh, baby.
And I'll take that boost.
This is a little boost.
Ah, man, it's in your neck. Oh yeah.
Tiktok was purchased by the U.S.
Um, I think there's just a portion of it.
I think there's a portion of Tiktok that like maybe it's like a separate division.
I don't think they bought all of Tiktok.
I don't think they can do that.
Because they bought all of Tiktok.
I think the same actually I have no fucking idea.
I'm not even gonna say you're in pretend like I know what the hell's going on because I don't.
Better not to lie to you guys.
I'm okay. So here we go.
I have no idea what's going on in this stuff.
not familiar enough to be able to confidently say anything about it in this stream
here right all part of the plan gentlemen all part of the plan that I cooked this
one up from the very beginning jump off the ball fake my opponent that's how we do
around these bars, man. Welcome, and you might be new here. All part of my master evil plan.
I probably had you on your toes for that one. Oh shit. My master evil plan is involved
beginning to boost. Mission success. Part one of my scheme is complete now for part two.
to see those moves again. Fuck.
Some type plans don't go. Sometimes things don't go according to plan you got to improvise.
We can't let him get his hopes up. All right, we can't let him happen.
I'm the Nirvana with the nine months of Nirvana. Oh yeah. Oh, here he is. Oh, we cooked this one.
I'm thinking flip-free set. Check it out. Flip-free set down, low.
Fuck.
Alright, touch him a little bit. Not inappropriately, sensually.
Just a little bit. There's a little bit of a touch going on there.
And flip into your net. Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm playing against primary now, though. This is bullshit.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh.
of
not a lot
as soon as you said let me touch you the fire alarm went off
So I don't think there's a fire they only fire that's in the immediate vicinity is in my pants right now
So I think you're I think you might be safe, but maybe double check. Make sure nobody blew up ramen noodles
I take guys for the one time. I try I put ramen noodles in the microwave, but forgot to put water
I was really high
And I almost burnt down my fucking house
So, just so you're aware, just see you guys know for future reference if you make ramen noodles,
do not forget the water if you're gonna cook them in the microwave.
Do not forget that shit, because you definitely will burn your house down for a shirt,
100%.
You'd be careful.
It's not for your courted man, he I'm right fucking here.
Yes, a ghost is going live.
I don't pre-record streams. Okay, unless unless it there's RLCS going on and then maybe sometimes it's not really I call it a replay
All right, it's all about the vernacular
No, here we go here we go where you going buddy. Where you going?
What are you going up you're going to save the ball down?
Don't touch me don't do it you piece of shit.
I'll take that boost.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Yeah jump up, jump up, jump up you won't you won't you won't.
What are you going?
I'm going to go in the net.
How did I miss the boost?
It's okay, he's not getting that boost though.
He touched.
Bro, I'm actually not a fan.
I'm like where I'm at right now.
I said it, but I couldn't change it.
I could have recovered better.
I could have recovered better.
Or is it controller over late?
Ooh, I need to add a controller below don't I?
I got you, I got you.
Baking? Oh, they never fall.
They always fall for it.
All right, watch this.
Watch this beautiful shot here.
Wait, how did I wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Not enough, bro.
Bro, bro, wait, wait.
Go in. Nice, okay, we're good.
How's he say? How did I not get that extra touch?
I'd say Rob with a 27 months.
What's up, bro?
We got on the Nirvana.
something you guys
hey watch the fake watch the fake all right don't watch the fake
all right watch the fake oh I'm I'm scored in this one buddy hell yeah
am I running ranked today yeah we're gonna call this what days
it's today guys it's Thursday oh it's turn Thursday baby
Pern't
Oh should have been turned Tuesday turn Tuesday would have been better, but all right, we're just gonna call it turn Thursday
And we're just gonna act like I have a list. It's turn Thursday, baby
Pern Thursday
Damn
Yeah, where you going buddy
Nice
I don't think we're going to do that.
I don't think we're going to do that.
I don't think we're going to do that.
I mean, I am thirsty for like, I need water.
Um, might come as a shock to some of you guys, but I am not very hydrated right now.
I don't know if you guys have been shoving water relentlessly.
I have not been. Last night.
Not shot. Last night. Oh, it's hooked up.
There's a lot of water going on.
I don't know if you guys have been shoving water relentlessly.
I have not been. Last night.
Last night. Oh, it's hooked up Thursday. Are hooked up Thursday. Yeah, it's hooked up Thursday. We love
Yo, man
Man with the 35 months 35 months of love
That's why I got the boost open then I'm floating
Oh my, this guy's actually good. This guy is guys actually good. You want to go on a date or something stopped touching me
Listen, all right. I'm just I've got a multi-step program here. All right. It ends with me and you were in the bed after a lovely dinner, all right
Let it happen. It's gonna be a good time. You're gonna enjoy yourself
You're not jumping for that. Yeah, tell out of here. Oh shit. You actually jump for that. No, no, no, no
Hell no hell no hell no hell no hell no hell no hell no all right, maybe
For all there's no way I passed the ball through the man
Fuck is wrong
That's just rude that's just even more weird. Oh, don't
There we go
I want the boost I want the boost fuck
Boss bad, this is really bad. This could not be worse. Could not be worse.
Please jump and GD.
Yo, sauce! I really appreciate it, man. We have had a lot of fun, really. We've had a lot of fun.
All right, well, you know what, you're lost, drag. That's no fancy dinner for you. There's no happy ending to that date, all right.
You missed out. That's your loss.
depends on how the day goes. I'm sorry, but if the day's not going well, uh,
waiter comes up 50 50 right down the middle. You know, if you're a good day,
thanks go good.
I'll pay. That's fair.
Some moros fingering Friday. Who's going up with these names?
Huh?
No, for a fact that I wasn't involved in naming that one. Fingering Friday.
Hmm, I feel like the lack of a specific area concerns me on that one, right?
The name does not, you know, does not specify who and it does not specify where which both of those things are mighty
Mighty concerning to a fellow like me
There's some holes. I just don't think should be on the table
I don't think this is this is not a all hands-on-dex situation, you know, I mean, I don't think everyone needs to be involved here
And for no with the 35 months welcome back in turn up
Where's the command? I don't even know bro. I've bro. I have not done anything through commands
It's just been my my peoples my peoples in the chat
Okay, shout out Slick, he's coming here, he's coming here, or is he a line trying to get McDonald's again?
We all know he loves his McDonald's, he might not be here right now, guys.
You know what I'm actually kind of excited for?
I'm excited to do another marathon, actually.
like a marathon would be pretty fucking cool. The only issue with it is that I can't do it
during the winter time. But I think that would be really fun. Do one right now. I'm
going to be honest bro. I would rather like I would rather pull out every individual
hair underneath my arm pit than do a marathon right now. In fact, I would rather have
every single hair on my body plucked individually for 24 hours straight
than do a marathon. Including all the hair on top of my head, I'm including my
eyebrows and my mustache and everything. I would rather do that. I'm about
saying I'm gonna do that. I said I would rather do that.
Just say it. I'm already thinking about sub-athon things. Guys if I did a
It's up at dawn. How long we going for?
How long we going for?
And do or do I get a hot tub first so we can do hot tub streams?
I've been one hot tub.
I think that a hot tub stream every day
would really, really add to the vibe of the stream.
Also, I would be able to shake my ass on the stream
with a little less judgment going on, right?
Maybe maybe more judgment, maybe more who knows?
I think I or or or we could do some shower streams.
Kind of the same slightly different vibe.
Just kidding, I'm not doing a shower stream.
Although I did, bro, whenever I saw like
Kyson that doing that, I actually was really surprised.
I was like, I didn't think people would actually do that.
Like, he was like, he's showering with like a swimsuit
on and he's got like a hundred thousand people watching
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?
What?
He's just taking a shower and he's singing his song
and he's washing his hair.
There's a hundred thousand people in this fucking chat right now.
Just watching out of grown man's shower.
You gotta respect that level of game, though.
I mean, good lord.
That's your don't come easy.
As Vince Bischart's is Vince not on yet.
I thought Vince was gonna be on.
and
J
3's
I was looking around some 3's today if I run two today it's going to be events but I need to get my 3's game in line because tomorrow we have North American qualifiers so I got to get my 3's rank up baby
you're 1650 I think that's about where I am I'm not I'm not about it or I'm about it
no I haven't saved you in a few weeks guys but you'll think
you don't think the uh... the beard is gonna continue being a staple or what
be a nice I could be a mountain man pinch that shit oh
thoughts on mountain man tenor
I think that's alive looking mid
exceptionally mid though
It doesn't have to be bad.
And these guys give us so much space.
Oh, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait,
this guy can score this, watch out.
All right, we get it.
Well, as a game, we're running it with Chief Beef and Vince.
So still miracle run.
It's gonna be miracle run, but instead of Swaz,
we're adding vents because Swaz is,
he said he wanted to run it with his other buddies.
I guess he's got some friends
that he wanted to run it with this time around.
So we are going to be doing North American qualifiers tomorrow,
which is why we're going to run,
we're kind of getting into the groove of 3D 3 today.
So we're going to play some ranked 3s,
trying to get back in the GC3.
We're also going to be playing...
Good aim, good aim.
Yeah, now we have a good time.
That's why I'm thinking today we fuck around a little bit
because tomorrow we got to be locked in for quals.
I'm like, oh my goodness, oh, look at that.
Yeah, tomorrow we gotta be locked in, so I'm not drinking tomorrow.
I don't care what she piece is.
Oh, that's a gold stamp.
I hope you play against Swaz.
What?
No!
What are we playing against him?
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to destroy him.
For his buddies?
That's not nice.
That's not what nice people do.
But he bailed on us?
No, he really didn't.
What's funny is it worked out perfectly
because I was trying to get Vince with us.
Is that enough fucking bro?
We were trying to get Vince as our third the last time
but he already signed up.
Like he already signed up for a different team.
I don't know how to save that, by the way.
And then I was about some message to the group chat
and be like yo.
So like I'll be running it back like what's the plan here, but immediately as soon as I
sent that message, Swazz was like yo, is it I don't want to mess you guys up, but I have
a different team that I might want to play with.
I'm like, oh, that's perfect because Vince was just asked me if I wanted to play.
So that worked out.
So no harm no fail there.
But we're getting absolutely dicked on right now.
I'm just not a fan.
and
there we go say clear the ball boys
locked in shit and row
yes man
I don't know how to hit on die my boost my boost money
he made where are you at
I don't get dunk don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't offer a squirre on him
I
You make fucking cheating me bro
That's a good play too. All right, we got we got time we got time. That's rust
Oh, there we go. There's a good beat hit it again
All damn
I'm pretty sure I did all the carrying thank you very much
Pretty sure I was the rock of that team if I find remembering correctly, which I certainly am
That team was nothing without me as as as a third man.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, an advert.
You said, under the ball, look pretty.
Come on, bro.
Get in that shit.
He said yes, he's in the stream.
He said, yeah, we're just going to sit up underneath the ball.
Look pretty.
You know what, you know what?
I can't even matter about that.
I really can't.
I can't even matter about that.
the end of the ice mooch maybe you you're gonna miss the ball completely
on you
that's fine pop once can't really pop again unfortunately
good warm up game
there we go kind of getting the what we all just let me just let the ball
boys don't worry I'll save it I'm just gonna come down from the ceiling
He said yes again!
Stop!
I watched the read.
Wait did I read it?
Oh, I didn't read it.
So a few threes of the worst?
Yeah, but it makes you a better player.
It does not make you a better person though.
Playing solo a few threes makes you a better player because you can adapt to new shit.
It does not make you a good person though because it makes you want to beat the fuck out of a random dude.
So it's really give or it's give and take.
Better player worse person.
Better player worse person.
I will pray on your downfall.
I will hope that you have a terrible day for sure.
We got time now.
We got time, come on.
Good finish.
Sorry, Tenet, you just slipped to you and I'm nervous.
Okay, but we're playing Rock and League.
We're not going on a first date.
You don't have to be nervous.
We're gonna fuck.
Don't worry, dude. You're close to deal.
The deal that deal is closed. You don't got to stress about it anymore
You're gonna get lucky tonight, especially if you score right here. Oh
Oh
Oh, here it is your time to shine fuck
It's not good. It's not good at all
It's just this is really not good. Oh wait. Wait. Wait. If I rip this over to smooth
No, I'm terrible the game. I'm fucking terrible. That's on me. I'll take. I'll own that.
That's on me. I got to score that. I got to. Nice flick, dumbass. Okay.
So if we're just not going to be supported, maybe I just don't just rain.
I said, I said, I said, my bet. I said that. Now you don't got to rub in my face.
What more do you want for me? I I owned up to it. You know what just because you acted like that
You know what it wasn't my fucking fault actually. I played amazing that game and it was everyone else's fault of my own because of that energy
Sock my nuts. All right. I played amazing and I'll do it again
All right, Jay. Let's do it
Jay, but you but but Jay you do have to play on on US e servers. I'm not I'm not going to eat you bro
So, hell, no.
That's fine.
All right, I'm timing you out.
You're not just gonna put a chat
that basically says get better.
Oh, hell, no.
I'm timing him out.
Can I timing him out for like one second,
but infinitely, and finally, just time him out
and then time him back in, and then time him out again.
Oh, hey, whiplash, I'm gonna give you a warning bitch.
I'm gonna give you a warning.
Let's see, hold on.
Ooh, this is my favorite one.
I'm giving him a chat warning for you're supposed to have fun.
We're all friends just hanging out while I do stupid stuff
on camera.
Don't be afraid to join in on the conversation.
Okay, everyone shouldn't be afraid to join in on the conversation
except for whiplash.
Be fair warned.
You have been warned.
Easy.
Jink sees better than you pal.
And the great words of my man,
burnt peanut. If your plan was to hurt me, congratulations. You've hurt me deeply.
You have you have officially struck me to my core.
That's that was just me.
I was rude.
Scard for life over here.
I'm there.
Accatulation. If your plan was to hurt me, you've hurt me deeply.
I love that guy.
the
jigsie literally be zen and you can
okay let's just be honest here
you're telling me that if if I have a
five hundred and ninety nine goal lead
on zen and the first of five hundred
goals wins you're telling me that I don't
win that with a four hundred ninety nine
goal lead you're telling me that I wouldn't
win the same way the jigsie would win
the people we're just lying a nine hundred gold lead or nine hundred nine
or four hundred on that the math ain't math and bro
all right we're going up against two season one grand champions we're gonna be fine
I have never been less worried about a game in my entire life look at many markets
oh he got fucking tossed here we go oh yeah wait watch this hold on hold on soft touch
Hold on hold on donk in your face
Ask me if you want to do the 100 one. Although what the 99
I'd probably still win that bro. It's a kickoff
You know easy it is for someone who's good at kickoffs to get a random kickoff goal against anybody on the planet. They're easy actually very very easy
You don't even have to be very good at one V1 if you're just you know if you can hit a kickoff
Halfway good you'll win that because one one
single kickoff out of a out of a 500 or 99 is just gonna go in your direction. It's just gonna go directly in front of his neck
That's just math. That's not even like oh he's better. It's just literally math. Oh
Wait, why did I jump for that? Oh wait, I bumped him. Hold on. We're okay
You see, I'm sorry. They're not that bad. They're better than I gave him credit for
Bro, if you hit this right side of him here
Come on one more
That was a selfish play. He could have passed that. That was so selfish. I would have
rather him of not scored that. Look at how fucking open I am right there.
Cuck POV bro. Just watchin' his shit. I'm not cool with that. I don't like playing that
part and breeze. I gotta get in there somehow. I gotta like, I gotta march as a
to paint. Oh no. Okay, maybe I shouldn't
part this to paint. I just, oh, do I
saw bird? I saw bird, bro. Holy
shit. Holy shit. Oh, I came out of
nowhere, bro. I'm sorry. I was caught
sightseeing on that one. We're good.
We're fine. Oh, watch this. Oh
Yeah, wait, that's actually on the net
Mother fuck your actually it touched the ball right now. I can't I'm I'm just gonna leave. Jinksy would have hit that
Yeah, you guys need check check yourself here check your perspectives. Did you see it in this one though?
That would have been a great pass bro. Oh no
My teammates got lucky to fucking, I don't know what we're doing out here, that is...
Man, just carry, I can't carry you guys, man! Come on!
Oh fuck me, three ways, oh thank god.
I thought I was fucked!
Alright, alright, alright, relax, relax, hold on, watch this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Red
The only thing Jinxie's beating is his meat. It's a fuck out of here, all right?
Hell no
Hi, last interesting time to join the stream got to say
Faking he never expects it
Rippin that ball on that
Tell you let's be honest to your guys nothing nothing without the past there
Low little finesse at the end of it. Yeah come on our closest
All right Marcus oh shit now we're good
Baking that oh buddy where you're going
Passing it to my teammate and absolutely perfect pass
that's how you pass baby that pass earlier which is which is wasn't really up to
part this is how you pass the ball just so you guys are aware watch this
jacie's not making that past man he's just not quite there yet he's just on a
different skill level you know there are levels to this shit he's like he's
like basement he might be level one he's in the lobby not making it up to the
Penhouse though, not yet. It's gonna be a while. Fuck. Okay, we're good. See if we're fine.
Just had a force and out of force now.
Oh, be careful though. No, no, no, no.
It's a new feature. It's actually not the rest camera. It's a MVP camera.
Most valuable player on the field.
All right. All right.
I got it. I got it. Relax.
I didn't bump him and I didn't wall dash. All right. Yeah, I'm still warming up though. This is like game two
I got bump holy shit. That was actually a really good bump. I'll give him I'll give him some flowers on that one
Don't do it. Oh shit. He's doing it. Oh shit. Oh, you miss see the passports and good enough
Oh fuck guys, I'm actually scared. What are they doing?
is
taking
a
that might have been best looking my life
one
I don't know if I can do it.
Oh, it's hot.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, we're good.
Okay, I did it, did it, did it, did it.
And Axiom with the big twelfth.
What's up, baby? What's up?
That's you. Just a one year resub right there, man.
So, you know, so I feel like we are at the end of the world.
You know, so I feel like we are at the lunch table right now and y'all are talking shit about me in code without me knowing about it.
That's how I feel right now.
Get the fuck outta here American Airlines!
I don't want to see you forever!
Fucking hate American Airlines, God damn.
I should be on the mountain right now.
I should be snowing, boarding down a mountain going about 50 miles an hour.
But because of American Airlines, I am stuck here talking to you!
I could have been doing this, I could have been doing this pro, I could have been doing that and then some.
You know, instead of eating shit and rock leak or taking shit from you guys, I could have been eating shit on the mountain right now, but no, but no.
Fuck you, SpongeBob, the fuck out of my face, the fuck out of here.
But you love Rocket League. I just wish I was on a difference
I wish I was I had some different Rocket boosters, you know, I want to be flying through the air, but just on a plane going to a snowboarding trip. All right
Well, sir, I'm pretty sure that I had at least one assist at game. What did you do that game? Right you said watch so we're talking about cuck p.o. v's
Let's be honest to your guys. I'm the one out there on the field making it happen and you guys are the ones
watching it if we're talking cuck pee-o-v then uh
ha ha ha ha ha ha
only one of us is uh not doing anything
just saying
right there you see a macula kick off I am the only person on this entire lobby who has points
or where I was briefly
I see none by myself but right now guess what don't care
watch this i'm gonna grab this boost
Fuck I didn't do the boost. Sorry. I think it's gonna bang this one. You did bang it. You did bang it. Oh, here we go
Mid-mid-feel mid-feel
See me? What do you got show us some?
That's something that's something they established 10. It was a flight risk
What even is a flight risk like you can't you can't go on flights anymore like oh
Oh, wait, fly risk is when you're like you're like detained or something but they won't give you bail because they think you're gonna like flee the country, right?
Don't worry, I think I think we're safe here boys
I'm gonna I'm gonna go anywhere. I'm going to like Swiss Rinds
Oh
What what what what what what what what you say
What you say
What POV is that? What POV was that one?
I'm sorry I think winner POV.
Midshot! Bitch I've seen your clips.
You know what your praise means nothing to me. I see what makes you cheer.
Fuck!
What is it? What is it? What is it? Your booze mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.
That's the right way to say it you're booze me nothing
Oh come on, where you going, buddy?
There's a lucky shot
That's incredible that's incredible coping you're doing there. I've never seen this this amount of coping on such a large scale
I'll watch this faking.
Oh god, he's ass.
One more.
God, he's ass, J-Fan.
I'm so sorry, buddy.
See, it's that simple.
It's that simple.
Definitely not Joey with the 1000 bit bad.
Thanks for the bit he's Joey.
Yo, J-T-L games with the 16 months.
It wasn't even a psycho.
I mean, I'll show you a psycho.
I'll show you a psycho. Oh, it's swag. Oh, no way. Hey, what's up swag? Well, hey, how about this? We win this game
Wait, oh
All right, what is this a clud vest before school and on you've read this?
That's exactly the shot. Well, it's not exactly okay. My shot was better though. No, my shot was better in that
It was a better angle it looked cleaner
guys one in the chat it's my shot was better to in the chat if it was better but
don't fucking like cuz you guys lie
tellin you bro if I don't see the chat it was one's world
wow that is a lot of twos okay so you guys are just not telling the truth all
All right, 69, that wasn't even an option.
Where the fuck you get in 69 from?
Couldn't even have chosen that.
Hey, there we go.
Well, the past, well the past.
When is the Gunathon?
Let me know.
I'm tired of answering this question.
Guys, it's in the discord.
I told you this.
We are setting up dates right now.
Just showing the discord, that's all you gotta do.
to be the only way to
the only way to find a worse best for everybody
no second chances of the end of the police no second chances he needs to go
we we got to make a point with this guy
I want him in the boiler room of health please
No second chance. It's God damn pro possible
It's getting fucked up. What even happened here?
He's got his foot back
Did we time him out is that why the stop cuz please? Oh
That's our time to shine
Where the fuck did you come from? Oh, it's a goal. Oh
I'm going to just get out of here.
You guys play real fast.
Oh shit.
Hey, I'm son.
I'm just team.
Actually pretty good.
Okay, the doing corner not happening.
Okay, we can't, we can't designate a specific corner.
of
some of his probably already created a five paragraph essay about why it's funny
I don't think it's fair to ask you crazy person why they think something is funny
just gonna be
completely
shocked and disappointed
this is in my net right
oh thank god
oh not oh god
Nooo!
I'm scared, I don't have any boost!
Okay, you have me into that last thing that you said. What the hell, bro? I thought we were being supported.
Why do you have to throw that last little bit on there?
It's like, hey man, I hope that you've had a better day than yesterday.
I hope everything goes well for you. By the way, I am praying on your downfall.
I'm really aggressively. If I play you again, I'm showing no mercy.
Alright!
The fuck is wrong with you.
What? The hell is wrong with you?
Okay, wait. I'm right shut the fuck up and lock it.
The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?
Fuck you, BEST!
The numbers. The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?
That's an old head reference right there, guys.
Faking. That's an old head reference for some peek.
Whatever you're about to say, stop.
Whatever you're about to say, don't, please.
Nobody needs to know about.
That was a very dark time in my life. I was very confused. I didn't know what I wanted.
There you go. He's right there.
Alright, so basically how long are we keeping TTS on because hell no?
TTS has been on for like legit a few minutes and this is how we're acting here.
We are in overtime. There's not an ounce of lock in in this chat right now.
to
get off my ass jake mode Jesus
fine, right to my teammates, right to my teammate, nobody's there, everyone's there, nice.
There you go.
Oh, got it, got him.
I'm gonna get him again. I'm not gonna get it. Wow. What good touch. Here we go. All right, J fan.
Ooh, I like his shot. He's got it again. Oh, I'll just wait. That's fine. Take it around town, baby.
What the fuck out of my car?
There!
Hey, go!
There, go!
Game!
Call it GG!
Flavor on.
Fuck, next time.
Gotta wait.
Watch them!
I'm naked, I'm naked, I'm naked.
Oh, I'm naked.
No beans.
and
naked with no beans on a Thursday bad day
all right
but holds a little pocket but we're good we're good we're good
he's saying front of us is he's saying front of it
Boys boys. Oh, we're good. We're gonna get it out
Nice. Oh wait, Jake and do it too. Oh
Wait, somehow that worked. Let's go back
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
No, that was in a pass. Okay
He's gonna go for the bench. That was good. We're good. There it is. I had a cover the shot just in case
Wait
And it's over like that. How did that? What?
After four minutes. That's how we end this game?
Okay
and
I
had a little year is a man my condos on the
What happened?
Jay, what happened?
Where'd you go?
Pay your Jay, I'll bring you back in. There you go.
Scalice you.
Sorry.
You got the next one, bro. You got the next one. Only a few people failed the first permit exam, but second one, maybe. You might be able to get it.
Did you guys fail the exam your first try?
Where I had to take the driving exam. There was a two step thing. It was a written exam.
And then there was like the driving exam. I failed the written exam once and it wasn't even really written
It was more like they just asked you questions about traffic law
And I and like oh, you know like who has the right of way in this scenario and shit like that and then it was a written
Or then it was like the actual driving test. I failed once on the written test the actual driving test
I I I I I ace that shit by the way. I
AST it
the
buffies to go go not on what the fuck is
way buffie
way what
and that like anime thing
of the only now the buffies to go is that
fucking goal right
yeah the goal explosion
isn't that way okay is that just like
that's not an anime thing right
is buffies to go to anime thing
why did the trip get canceled I don't know
ask american airlines
who for no purchase actually you know the reason for canceling our flight was
so
massive company on airline company right you would think that they
scheduled things out pretty well
tell me how they forgot to give us a second pilot
they kept delaying the flight
and then that they came up on the income there like all right folks as you
probably have those we have a started boarding yet
you see the problem is is that we don't have a pilot.
I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure you guys had one fucking job. I'm pretty sure the main thing that you guys should do on your list of check, you know, check list.
Number one pilot that's kind of the most obvious thing you need to have when you're trying to fly a fucking plane.
So how do you fuck that up? How do you fuck that up? So they just kept they were like,
So we're gonna look for a replacement pilot. You know, we're gonna look for a pilot. Yeah, just be patient with us
And they just kept the laying the flight kept the laying the flight kept the laying the flight and then now
And then like I'm I'm waiting in line to talk to the people trying to get answers and then then all the sudden flight canceled
And you know what they said to they said sorry guys no no no vouchers
You know
If you guys need a hotel, you just gotta pay out of pocket
So I'm sorry, you guys fuck up this whole thing. You guys, you missed you.
You guys fuck up this whole thing and then you basically tell everyone to go fuck themselves and figure it out themselves.
What? How does that make sense? How does that make sense, bro?
the
yes of
never flying American
I have learned a valuable lesson that american airlines is terrible
and then if you're smart you should never fly them
that's a goal right
perhaps
perhaps not
perhaps
perhaps a while
actually was a goal
so is delta now I will say I've had really good experiences with delta for the most part
and
that's what I've been as it's been my experience of
I don't know tell us that I've had it
like once or twice I've had like a bad experience with the
other usually they make it right for me at least
like something bad happens if like it's canceled the
lead whatever and like they fuck me
usually I feel like I get my get back you know like
they they take care of us all right you know here's a
hotel voucher
here's this here's that like will help you guys out
I broke me. I broke me sooner or later. I don't get there
There you go. All right, one play third man third man. See the impeach. Oh shit that's like
We're fine. I'm gonna go demo him or he misses the ball completely that is always an option
hold it this, jays up, we'll go again, jay, damn it.
Yeah, oh really every time, every time seems excessive.
I have that point bro, how do you guys not realize you're doing something wrong, right?
How am I missing that?
I
Wanted to double reset damn double reset over to six
No, it's so nice that I touched the ball yet. Yeah, touch the ball
Touch it again, too
Oh shit. Oh shit. We're a little awkward here. We're okay. I'm getting touch getting touch. I and I missed the boost
Jason on that alright we got a little bit of boost. There we go got the clear for that right there it was a clutch
clutch touched by the way
That's fine
Sports them and he's dead
Got it over one here's Jay. Oh my lord. Oh
Oh, come on, boys! Come on!
Not gonna lie, Jay. I did not know what the plan was, but I see that you knew better.
You knew better. Wait, Eddie, you're in Japan?
What?
Dude, I want to go to Japan.
I want to go to Japan. I want to go snowboarding specifically.
I mean, I'm going to go to Tokyo just because it looks cool,
but I want to go to Japan for the boarding.
I hear they get like so much snow. It's like they get the most snow out of anywhere I'm playing at Earth I'm pretty sure
All right, we should be fine here watch this pop it up to literally. I've done just pass it to the other team
If you can believe it, he's not already. I don't like it. I'm up
Then I had it again. That's fine good boots
I'm still looking for that boost still looking for that boost got it nice only about my teammate a little bit wait
He's not gonna do it. Oh my goodness
Oh close. That was a good control though. She got for a reset
Wait, that's a bill
Just we got kept the pressure up no boost. That's fine
I'm gonna grab that boost and chill
to
the
the
BABY. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh shit he actually still saved it.
You go J. The BBO PENGE!
Oh, alright we're a little close quarters here, we're a little close quarters.
Figure it out. Don't worry. Don't worry, baby. Alright, worry a little bit.
We're here to save them out, but like don't worry too much. There we go.
and
worrying appropriate amount but you know and I know nothing too excessive
oh wait here it is
oh my scene makes ass. Somebody prejotted me. Hell yeah. That was not a good one.
I want this boost. Appreciate it.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh triple.
Oh, triple got to be you.
I'm getting, wow, I actually hit the ball.
Just him getting touched, wait, Jay's up.
Or no, not Jay, boltrix, wait, oh shit!
Oh, shit!
Watch that!
Hey, shot!
I'm doing good, Riley, what's up, you up first?
How come I never stick to what I say?
I said no stream today.
Yeah, I know I was supposed to be going down a mountain right now. I supposed to be going down a mountain on a snowboard right now
But you see the problem is that American Airlines is fucking terrible
Do you absolutely no fault of my own? I did everything right. I got there on time. I checked my bag
I I sat there and you know only ripped out a little bit in the lounge. Okay, tasteful amount
I would say I got I got me an airport beer
Okay, we were having fun and then they canceled the flight on me. I was so locked in. I was so ready
We were in high spirits, you know
You know, and I will say that's the worst is when you you are so like you're so happy because you're going on like a little a little trip
You know you're having a great fucking time
You know everything everything's so great and then you just get slammed right like it hurts worse
Because you go from such a high high to a low low. You're like ready to get going and then boom
It is sweep the rug from underneath you punch you in the fucking titties and like
There goes my good day, right and then after getting the rug pulled from underneath us and
Get a nice swift punch to the dick. They're like, oh, yeah, by the way
Now you got to sit here for 15 hours and wait on your bag and here's the kicker
We're not even gonna give it to you.
Fuck you, we out, light.
We sat there for 13 hours waiting on a freaking bag.
They never even got there.
And then after that 13 hours they're like, oh, oh, no, you're bag.
Ooh, everybody went home.
Oh, no, oh, no, everybody went home.
You can't get your bag.
You should go home and come back in the morning pitch. I don't live close to the airport. What the fuck is wrong with you?
You think I just like I bought it my apartment? You think I bought my house like right beside the airport?
No, I don't live close to here. I can't just like leave and come back.
When it's convenient. It's crazy. No, no compensation. Like I said, the best form of compensation that gives you out of good old American Airlines is a nice swift kick to the dick.
to the dick.
That is the best possible thing that that's the best outcome.
Okay, that would have been so, that guy was very patient.
I was really trying to like catch him off guard with my insane.
That was just me.
Flag on the play, excessive touching.
That's the flag right there.
That's unnecessary roughness for sure.
and
if you'd be so cool actually if like they added
like flags and shit like red cards and stuff like you demo somebody more than a few times if they get a red card
penalty kicks in rocket league would be really cool
penalty kicks would be paid
I don't even know if you still had that. Oh, I still got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I don't know if I'm first
Hey nice shot buddy. Wait for it. There we go. Hey 11-day time mode. Would you guys like that? I would love that. She's like penalty kicks and stuff. I imagine that would be so sick
Damn I just gave him the ball. It's gonna be a good stuff on his side
I want the booth
He's gonna go first. He's gonna flip it though
I watch this, I don't need you, I get shit, I look at shit, I miss the boost and I've
avoided the bomb on accident, all right we're outside I like it, I'm selling his boost, oh no
here we go, oh double, double on now, that's a double for me, oh wait I should have
If I flip my fault, my fault, my fault, that's a goal. That's a goal.
That's a goal. Are you hitting it? No boost for you, my boost?
Close. Wait, Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
You can't score. Come on. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Never mind. He's got insane control over
this ball. He guys believe how much control he's got over these balls.
I don't know man, I don't know man, control in the ball like that, can I get any?
Just say it, I'm just saying, I don't know about that, it seems a little sus to me.
Tell me that's not a little bit sus.
Wow flag on the fucking play dude!
We're here at the ramps! Come on!
You're not getting the boost bro!
You're not getting the boost! Get the fuck in! No, you're not getting boost either!
Oh shit.
Yeah, I'm not going for that one.
Alright, we got a win this though, we got a win this.
Lock in.
That's over me, but wait.
No matter.
over one he's gonna control it he thinks gonna be easy it's not
here we go here we go all right we got to get some pressure come on
and
what is strange way to put
what is strange way to put it I agree wholeheartedly though
way why did that work why did that work so effectively no he's got the same
I can't even go to the ball! What is happening?!
Guys, we got a score. Gentlemen, we got a score.
Oh, that's just not that good as a touch. Wait, hold on. Oh, my goodness.
Wait. Oh, we got bronze.
All right, so that one didn't count that one didn't count
Then I haven't seen you so toxic. I'm not being toxic. This isn't toxicity
No, okay, and might have been I've got a lot of brother. I got a
Oh
Listen, I don't know about you. We love working the king's up. No and might have fence bro
I've got a lot of aggression in me right now, okay?
Can you buddy that's like had issues at the airport during travel?
No, exactly how I feel.
Bro, I have like, there's only been a few times in my life where like,
given the opportunity, if somebody like, you know, when you get so angry,
like you're a reasonable person, and you don't just go pick and fight.
But if you get so angry, where it's like, if one person says the wrong things to you,
You are so down to just skip the four maladies and start toe and hands, you know
It's like I'm just sitting there at the airport for like 15 hours begging somebody to say something
I probably wouldn't have done anything but still
Goop dog
and
two
nine
nine
nine
full disclosure
talked a lot and in like bitch that
because I am not stupid enough to get into a fight with somebody at the air port
You guys know what happens when you get into a fight with somebody at the airport?
You get put on a little something called the no-fly list.
Do you know why that's not good?
It means your ass is grounded forever.
As far as I'm aware, I'm pretty sure you want to on that list your fucked.
You get on that list, say goodbye to any chance of like leaving the country easily.
Rude forever on all airlines or is it just for that airline?
Cuz I feel like
That's a pretty important distinction, right?
Pretty sure it's the whole thing. Okay, see now that that's a good deterrent because if you tell me like, oh, yeah, you know watch out
Dude, I can't hit the ball right now
I can't hit the ball right now. Yeah, have baby
BF's like, oh, I flew spirit airlines. I got in trouble and and now I can never fly spirit airlines again. So like, you know what, that's not, that's not a total loss.
That's not total loss right there. That could be a lot worse.
Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait. Can't really do much with that.
I got popped it, wait, here we go. Let's let him have it, wait up to him, no fucking shot.
Oh my god!
Oh, that was fucking hot. That was pretty hot.
Okay. Drank a lot. Good night.
Long night barely ate. Drank a lot. No sleep. She said something that pissed her off.
And you fucking you came out or like Floyd may weather
Okay, currently I'm the ain't no way that you are not lying right now. This is no shot that's true
No shot that's the hell no
I
Guys guys guys guys guys guys we kid and we joking here. We have ourselves a good time
Dude you are not allowed to fucking hit woman. I don't care unless she's like threatening you with the nice
was she threatening you with a knife or a gun or something but she
threats to your immediate life if not a no damn excuse ever unless your life
is an immediate danger you are not touching anybody hell no
oh wait all right I'll take it back hell yeah okay wait maybe not maybe
Okay, wait before no no no no no. Okay
What she said to you so now that we know it's not a guy on girl crime. It is a girl on girl crime. What is it deserved?
What is it deserved?
Just kidding guys. There's no she is there's no she is
Just no she is
But what they say
to be a
important that mean to send that
yes to domestic violence no no no no no no no no no no no no
um
no news guys there's no reason to ever punch somebody
unless they call you bad names right you know what I'm saying it's like there's never never
violence is never the answer
unless unless and let's say call you like a bitch or something right like you know if they look at you the wrong
way shit might be the answer you know what I mean like I just don't know. It's a hard
it's a soft line soft line to stand. Coming from the guy who's never gotten to a real
fight by the way. Yeah I mean around these parts I really just you know the gloves are off
there's some sight. Okay you know what you know what I will say if you if you're like fighting
with somebody like like like verbally fighting with someone and you keep telling them like the other person you won't do shit
I feel like you're just inviting them to do some shit. You know what I mean like I that's maybe don't say that
There's other things you can just other things you could say
That's like the whole thing of like what what what are you gonna do? Push me. Push me. Swing first. Swing first. Swing first
I will
I mean, I probably won't somebody else will as you guys know, when confronted with a very
very dangerous situation a fist fight scenario if you will. My immediate go to is dropping my pants
and screaming let's get it on. So
I don't know what most people are gonna do after that. I've never been in a fight before. I don't know how it works
I don't know, I've never been in that position before.
I can't confirm it.
Scares me.
Honestly, being gay as fuck is a great way to de-escalate.
You can see that. That's why I wear a thong in public any time I go in public.
Good job silencing me with those gifted right there but because chat probably didn't want to hear what I said.
what I said. Okay, so what I said was that's why I wear a thong out in public
everywhere I go. In case I'm confronted with a situation where another man
wants to fight with me, I can just pull my pants down and say, let's get it on.
Are you ready? Because let's be honest here. Not a lot of guys are going to keep
that same energy. Most guys wouldn't confront it with such a scenario.
Might get scared in runaway. Now what's your, you might think that's worst case
scenario and my mind worst case scenario is if they they match my energy
You know because what if confronted with this situation a guy wants to get into a fight with me
I pull my pants down stay let's get it on what if they doubled down
You know, what if they're like all right you're ready and they're like they also pull their pants down
I'm in I'm in a loose loose scenario in that situation at that point I'm scared and I want to go home
it's a risk but I think it pays off in the end though it's a risk if this man pulls his
pants down to fight I'm never running away I'm embracing it you see like I said
if that's the danger of this strategy this is a full-push a full-proof strategy
if they're not a little bit gay if they're a little bit gay you know honestly we might
just have interesting plans that afternoon this might be an enemy's the lovers
scenario. Who knows? Start it off one to throw hands and now we're throwing around
glasses of wine like nothing. I'll watch this chat here. I love it.
It was on Target. I risk I reward.
Exactly. He did knock at the reset. That's fine. Oh, that's cool. Maybe it's not a
and
the city has been very confusing on that one
ocean ocean ship oh and he hits it back in those coming
vansy poo is live over death legal play with this year soon
all right we got a win this game the first we got one this game
so lock in no more talking about
dudes it's distracting
There you go. I'll score that damn
I'm gonna look back here. We'll play the clear. There's the clear. There's the other clear one more time one more time
Oh, there we go
Hey, come on boys and definitely some girls just gotta be some girls in here. I'm guessing
at least slick slick at several others there's the what there's slick and then
there's the other person that beat the shit out of the other one from earlier
two guaranteed ladies in the chat both prone to violence it would seem damn
I could have saved that
the
specie that was sexy that one
it's just a one of the lead on that one
the
the best
interesting plays interesting maneuvers by these
Oh, these lovely lads.
Oh, I got a score that man. That was right. I was right.
There we go. Get 50.
That'll do. That'll do. Wait, we're losing by one.
But I thought we were tied.
I didn't bump him. Oh, that sucks.
Oh, wait, that's not good. Maybe it's kind of good. Okay, we can we work that
Pop it up high right get around one
All right, I don't really know when it's a good time diving on that. Come on, we're down by one
down by one
the
well, it bounce so weird broken I read that they can read it either
watch out like top it middle
all right someone's got to play
someone's got to play
it's gonna be me
it's not gonna be me I got shot down immediately immediately I got shot down
on
all my god cornered
Jesus alright this guy's crackhead
this guy's crackhead is better than me
yeah let's not benefit him it's appreciate that you guys full disclosure I got a p real bad
I'm blaming my poor performance this game on the
actually I am first person on the leaderboard so you know what next time teammates got you better
Seriously, that was at 450 points
Where am I boys at watch this riff it oh wait. I'm scoring again
Oh
All right, I'm break dancing in their corner. You know it's gonna be a good game
I'm pulling moves jolly even seen before
the
year
uh... be prepared to
look and play better than everyone else is arral right is better than a rollift
be prepared to be superior
that's all say
Oh yeah, of course they're going great.
No, why'd you hit it like that again?
Okay guys, so this is what we're going to do.
Two things.
Number one, I got a P.
Number two, I thought it really bad day.
Not today, yesterday was a really bad day.
That's fine.
We're going to have a really good day today.
I'm going to go get some chocolate.
some chocolate. I'm going to get chocolate. All right. You guys have some fun.
Let's just some music. I'll be right back. Also, for thanks for the right.
Welcome in. I'll be right back. One second.
You
Ladies and gentlemen, we are halfway to the sub goal.
Thank you very much.
Welcome in everybody.
Welcome in.
Who's new in the chat?
Who's new?
Now it was not the time to be shy.
Lex, you are a VIP in the stream.
You are not new to the stream.
Why are we lying?
Why are we lying?
Okay, followed with the 41 months of the following, and are stellar, you are a nine-month
re-subber, you're not new stop-lying.
Isaac, you're literally a mod, you're not new in the chat.
Shut the hell up.
All right, if you're new in here.
Welcome, man, you're looking pretty good today.
Hope you have it a pretty good day, guys.
I hope you have a pretty good day.
You probably, okay, some people who are new are missing out so much lore in back story
to my stream and everything and you know what, I'm sorry, you're just going to have to play
catch up, okay?
If you catch me saying a reference for instance, a good one, a good one strawberry festival.
You're not going to hear the story.
Maybe someday, maybe someday, that's a good one, that's a good story.
All right, those who know about the strawberry festival story, they know some ball.
Never again, no, maybe later.
later. Maybe later. But if you're new in here, you got a lot of lore to catch up on.
And that's okay. It's okay to have to catch up on lore. I've had a really fucking bad day
at a bad day yesterday. And I yesterday, they before yesterday. I'm supposed to be on a
ski mountain right now. But we're here and we're gonna have a good time. But I'm a little stressed
and I'm easily persuaded. I'm a weak man. I'm gonna rip me a little gummy. All right.
right, let me a little come here.
Who the fuck made these?
Oh, that wasn't nearly as hard as I thought it was.
All right.
How deep is the 10th floor?
No, it's pretty deep.
It's pretty deep.
Yeah, all right.
I actually will picture by the way.
I actually will picture by the way.
Flame in.
You wait, Finn Dora.
What they give to flame in.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Also, wait, is Vince ready?
Is Vince ready?
I don't know.
What command is even that?
What command is that?
Check the pen.
You don't send it any update on Boston.
uh...
i messaged burr i think i i don't think we're going to be able to do an
airbnb
it's just like it's kind of far from the uh... venue
and i think we're just going to do a uh... hotel
there's gonna do a hotel brother
i wanted to stand an airbnb but i was kind of looking at it there's not a lot of options for
boston
so i think hotels probably gonna be the best move for us this time around
thank you i'm sorry god yeah
Yo, it's up, Tamer.
I see you, I see you.
All right, it's Vince right here now,
because if not, I'm just gonna queue up one more game.
All right, Jay, I'm down, we can run some.
Hey, let's do one more game
and then we'll queue him with Vince.
Are there drops tomorrow?
Yes, there will be drops tomorrow.
Tomorrow is EUR, I'll see you.
All right, let's get it.
Yo, Luke, I appreciate you, man.
6 out. Alright guys we got to win this game. My boost. Oh please please please please please please please please
Oh that would be so sick. Not even so sick.
Bang! There we go. I like Ultimate Warm up dude that's what I use.
Ultimate Warm up. What miracle run is he talking about that's the name of my ROCS team.
with Vincent chief beef we're gonna do some games tonight like later today and
like an hour and a half chief well Vince is gonna be on right now beef doesn't go
a lot to like later
Holy shit almost as long ago. Yeah beef gets on it like five so I think we're gonna
run some games at around then with me
chief beef and Vince
I don't know about rank everyone is the odd laying off
Oh, my Bob actually still had it. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go for this
Nice good block. I want a burger now
Dude, I had a I had a $30 burger at the airport
And they put all the toppings all like I asked for everything
I asked for like all like the lettuce tomato jalapeno
They put it all on the side of the burger
I
I like, I don't even understand how that works
Bro, I paid for the burger. I told you what I wanted on the burger
Why the fuck? Why is this like I'm not building a Lego set man?
This should come pre-packaged
You should bring it to the table with the toppings on the burger. I don't understand that shit
It's been in $30 for a, what was it? It was like a bacon. It was like a double smash burger with bacon and I added jalapenos
Because I always add jalapenos all the fainus are great
Oh, I saved it. I'll save it again. I don't need to yeah, I think that's the bullshit. I got scams
If you could find a way to hit this to me, there's a little something some minute for you.
I like to call it an assist.
Almost.
Ooh, I had a little bit of a bit of a risk for that.
Oh, this is just not ideal.
It's just not ideal at all.
Oh, awesome, that's better.
Kind of read him a little bit, oh, oh, we're scored on.
All right, what's the RLCS going to start tomorrow at, um,
I think it's, I'll be live at like 10 o'clock.
I think he starts at 11.
Well, mountain was that supposed to go to, uh, snowshoe.
Snowshoe, West Virginia.
We were also going to go to Windsor Green for one day, but then we realized, um,
after the flight got canceled and again this is small silver lining right so flight got canceled whatever
The silver lining is that there's supposed to be a big ass no storm. Did y'all see that? Like a big ass no storm
This guy's not fucking bad
guys better than I thought he would be
So we might end up getting some really solid conditions the only downside is I'm a little bit concerned that um
I
Are other flight might also get canceled
unnecessary roughness bro
You got that you say that right you say that all right now. I believe she's yours
Get out of here
Yeah, there's another big snowstorm next weekend or well now this weekend my bad this weekend
Oh, I even read that he was hitting it off to the right
Sidewall I still sidewall
Okay, that's not end, but I'm just gonna take the boost.
I might be able to get the read here, maybe.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nice, there we go.
I live in West Virginia, I was gonna...
Yes, if you interrupt me one more fucking time.
One more time, I'm taking away that VIP so that you no longer can have a damn sound for you.
All right, one more time and it's over for you buddy. All right
I'm trying to have a conversation with the people of this lovely stream you were just fucking it up
All right
Ten now you should play dispatch sometimes. Okay, so I've seen some videos of that game like some video clips of that game
So is that not like low key?
that's like what's the difference between playing that game and hand-side beach?
Oh, that's all I'm saying. I've seen some clips of it. It seems like it seems like
doing her bait for a- is that not doing her bait? I bet you the game's pretty
fire, but like- I've seen some pretty horny clips coming out of that
thing. It's not porn. Are you sure? Cause- could've fooled me. I mean,
Let's just say man a
Little bits this oh no no no no no no no no
Where in the fuck was that I
Just got going but I just got going but I just got going but yeah, I was up clips
I prefer I prefer right-airroll because I'm a man of class
and
yet it blocks although he's on the ball which is dangerous I don't like it
that's a real
wait middle
or just
or just shoot it directly on the net that also works
oh my god that's insane venomous how does he even get out of the even survive that
how do you not get demoed
how do you say what
It's a hell, whoa, whoa.
Oh, dude, if you guys seen, uh, listen, I want to do like a PO box type situation.
You know, I want to do that, so we could do like fan mail.
If it ever, you know, if we ever got enough fan mail to do do that, but I would be very concerned that you guys would be posting some real ratchet shit.
Like, I would be really worried about somebody like sending some absolutely diabolical shit.
Because it's kind of bound to happen, you know?
My best hope is that some of you guys have a really good sense of humor.
And even though you're going to send super ratchet stuff, it's kind of like cool ratchet stuff, right?
Bonus points if it's something that I could actually get some use out of.
Like, you know, Fuzzy...
Mustard making a wish list.
Like Fuzzy handcuffs.
Fuzzy handcuffs. Those are dual purpose.
You could use those for a lot.
Honestly.
I could think of one or two things and it involves me in the bros.
I'm thinking for next year's fantasy draft, like next year's fantasy league, we get some fuzzy handcuffs, that changes the game as far as the punishment goes, right?
right? How about an unregistered firearm? So we're just trying to put me in jail for the rest of my life then is that what we're doing? If you send me an unregistered firearm, well, you know what? If what they don't know what herd of my guess. Oh, you know what? Then I'll defend my house with honor. And just hope that that doesn't was it used as murder weapon, I guess. I mean, that's not illegal. Is it that's a listen? And it seems really illegal. How are you positive? You're telling me that if somebody sent me an unregistered
fire arm, that's not illegal.
That Steve is pretty fucking illegal.
I do, I do want to get a gun at some point.
I do want to get a gun at some point.
Just because like,
I wanted to fend my house if need be.
I don't think anybody would be stupid enough to go in here, but
just in case.
Just in, I'm not taking any risks.
Okay, guys.
Oddly enough, I'm getting this weird feeling.
that events once the play I don't know for sure
I'm just I'm getting a very weird vibe
I can feel his energy somewhere I don't know where he is I don't know
I don't know but I I have a feeling he's ready
I knew it
I knew it
he was like a little net
with me
right.
A G G to the lag. Yeah, we're going to play some of J Finn.
Voltpicks.
G G's brother. G G's. Let's see if
that's isn't here. Yeah, we've tried to
play a bit earlier this time. It's time. It's time.
You know, J Finn, we might want to third. I don't know
for sure yet. I don't know for sure yet. We might do some
twos. It depends on how hard this, this Eddie kicks in.
guys he's not ready for this
he's playing threes so we're just going to skip by the hand some comment
I
I
I wasn't I thought we'd at least hit rim not going to lie. I thought we'd at least hit rim, but
Airball that bitch airball that bitch
Damn, L-Rizz fuck you. I tried you hard no, but that's what he must
Yeah, buddy
All right, J fan, let's get you back in here
Let's get you back in here
Okay, Poe, I'm sorry, bro. I don't think I want to join the Titanic swim team.
What kind of a fucked-up name is that for a Rocket League team? What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
That's a terrible, awful name, bro.
Too soon.
My name's better. Miracle run?
That inspires people.
that's an inspiring thing right there vent what's like why are you pulling up
vincest stream are you pulling up his stream we're about to join in the game well
well well well well well well well excuse you hold on oh we're doing the stream together
thing yeah okay see now we're talking oh that's the dude me and Vince we're just
always in the same wavelength you know we're just all wait we just we just
have that we just have that connection. I was just not a great touch for
wait there's more.
I just backed the fuck out of vents. Alright alright alright I'll stop
looking around I'll stop looking around. Yeah I like a little taper. Oh my goodness
for a wait a minute.
Bang! There we go I locked in we're good. Bro I thought you were on a
ski trip. You guys take some weird pleasure and can it constantly reminding me that I'm not
supposed to be live right now and that I'm supposed to be on a ski trip because if your
intention is to hurt my feelings, congrats. It's fucking working, okay? I thought I also wouldn't
be here. Do you think this is something that I chose? No. This wasn't how things were supposed
to work out. I was supposed to be live until tomorrow. But yet, here we are. And you got to
deal with my bitch ass a little bit earlier than expected oh hi Thomas hi Ash oh look at that touch
why wait what this guy wants me to join his team and his team is called Plough
fuck why you distract me you know what can I ban you how do I do this friend request
Party invites. Club invites. Shrek on the cross iPad. Love tap. We bang moms. The
Rocket League name is We Bang moms. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Where you going buddy? Where you going? Where are you going? I agree with that.
Then join their team bro. They might have an open spot there inviting me
Seems like they're they're available
Not too bad brother not too bad. I have been worse now. We're having fun. We're having fun. I'm a little angstie
I'm a little angstie for sure
We're having a good time. Oh wait. I'm taking that
I'm gonna get that out of here.
Let's pick up some pads. We gotta get back on our pad grinds.
That sounded a little bit weird.
Context is important.
You go J. Slow it down. Slow it down.
Damn it. This could be bad. This has potential to really not be good.
This has very, oh, you know what? I worked out. My boost.
J. You got that?
Well, I like the attempt though good pass it's him
He's passing it's a nobody
Hello autonomous good positioning buddy
I was gonna play the fake there play the messy pass the defense defense shoots it ash
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Oh my goodness get don't he's probably there for that. Yeah, oh now he's there lots of gold
Holy shit. All right. That's not good, boys
Does it come with the mom? I
Feel like it's uh, you know, kind of like searching destroyed
You know what I mean if you join the wee bang mom's club
I don't think you get one complimentary. I think you got to you got to find that one like I said search destroy
You guys should be used to that level of gameplay, right?
Hey, that's Call of Duty Game Mode, go.
Best one of all time.
That's one.
Facts.
I broke fuck you!
Oh, Vince almost made me cream my pants.
Bacon.
How'd I miss that boost?
I thought we were, I thought we were boys. I thought we were friends.
That's a goal. Maybe. Wow, not a goal. Wow, my big goal.
Damn!
Yeah, the boost. I'll be a good guy.
Hardcore serves. My favorite was demolition for a while.
no, I swear let's go my favorite was demolition I played demo team death matches always
a classic but demolition I would play search and destroy if I was sniping because
you know you could really go crazy with a sniper on search and destroy.
um, but my favorite was probably demolition.
The demolition was an absolute vibe.
Jay Fencher have absolute beamer.
I'm just gonna pick up some pads here.
Mm-hm.
Okay, hold on.
Holy flick of doom.
It's a goal.
And he's on a run.
Yeah, it was the past from the start.
What?
We're like, right here my brain was thinking,
if I flick this over both players, it's a free shot.
You know, I should've combed that,
but that's what I was thinking.
I didn't have the time to tell you guys verbatim that what I was thinking so oh great past there
Good shot your shot as well by my teammate of course
Next time I'll come that for you guys so you know I did it on purpose
Can't have you guys thinking oh my god, I'm scared that can't be guys thinking that we don't we don't play on intentionally out here
Oh, he's gonna let drop beautiful.
You look exquisite today.
Guys, how many more days without shaving
until I start looking like a caveman?
It's not bad right now.
This is pretty standard.
It's just getting to the point
where you can kind of see it down here.
I give it like two more weeks, two more weeks,
and I'm gonna start looking very ragged.
Either A, I'm gonna look a little bit homeless,
Or B, it's gonna improve my sexiness by about a hundredfold.
Did you want to hurt my feelings?
Did you want to?
Did you did?
Because you did?
That was just me.
I don't even have a funny retort.
Fuck you.
and
and you know what
had about a shot of whiskey you know
you know you know how I deal with people who give me hate I drink
just kidding
he don't do that we do other drugs
trade it with the 18 months
what's up
welcome back brother welcome back welcome back
Ha, Harry, Harry, first time shadow from Harry Ballzx.
He said, you are so pretty.
Thank you, Harry Ballzx.
That's very nice of you to say Mr. Harry Ballzx.
You know what, you know what?
Counter-complement, great name.
I love your name.
I relate to your name, actually, even.
And I bet you showed us lots of other people in chat.
this
ooooh
yo, see you
thanks for a hundred best also really quick out of curiosity
what's other of these people have invited me to the teams this guy Jesus loves you wait wait wait wait wait
this guy
so shout out to we bang moms I'm so sorry that I'm not going to join your team
uh... mystic e-sports that one's two serious this guy go for it
missed again, but like it like like that you would create an Xbox name that was from OG Christopher
I kind of like that one
Kanye disintegrated nut
What the fuck does that even mean? I don't even know team elites were carried
Okay, these are these are getting lame or junior varsity guys. I'm not joining JV. Are you fucking kidding me?
the
that's just fucked up
okay once again titanic swim team that's a little bit out of pocketman
titanic swim team
who decided on that name
seriously
you know it's not I'm a spirit all of them
have answered I'm a spirit all of my chest why don't I go prox I don't want to also I'm bad
also I'm bad
join my team.
But buckers.
That's pretty good day.
That's pretty good day.
I am tempted.
I am tempted.
That's a damn good offer.
I'll be honest.
I'm not really too sure that we should take that deal.
I might be a bad deal.
Oh, party got destroyed.
All right.
Football.
I don't do it every year.
Sometimes I'll do fantasy.
Sometimes not.
That's just fuck you. Fuck you, buddy. Shut up. Actually, actually, I wasn't even going to-
I wasn't even going to go snub, skit, I wasn't even going to go skit. Shut that fuck out!
Are we done?
and
I think we're done.
Congee, that was quite cursed.
Congee, God's he that was quite cursed.
Yeah.
What?
for the fucker is your name called the golden stroker
I'm not, you know what, that's a bra fucking my joint not one actually, that's a pretty goin
the golden strokers, I mean, that's what I'm talking about bro, if you whatever you do, do it 100%
do do it 100% what I always say damn right all right hold on I'll get a lock
you and I got a lock it not I got you that was a go it yeah let's see who play
heat seeker so I got a weird craving for paninis why because I would
rather stuff my nuts and a panini press than play heat seeker on a regular
basis did you believe that did you believe that to be a true thing that I just
said. Then then to play heat seeker on a regular basis. I think I'd rather do that.
It's really not that bad. Heat seeker's not that bad. I just can't play it for more than one game.
I just can't do it. It's just too repetitive.
the
I said that's a
that's a damn good deal
these guys sound like the try hards of this shit
little I'm a little intimidated over there
oh
that all I'm cooked I'm so cook
bro I just got
I just got completely saw stuff
Oh my god, who would have thought that Lumi missing the ball completely would set them up for a diabolical passing play?
That's why I quit gooning too many sweats. Okay, so we do know this is a rocket league stream, right? Just to make sure this game was supposed to be rated E for everybody.
Oh, oh epic games, how the turns have tabled here.
you're sweet innocent game with with rocket power vehicles
how the how the mighty have fallen
I don't think this shit's ready to eat for everybody
I gotta do is get into a uh a rule one and you'll see how fast
thing turns sexual
what in redepaint
I don't think I'm going to get that shit out of here, that's so weak, that'll look
next time buddy, J.F.
Wait, he just pre-jumped you on that side of the net, oh fuck, dude, I'm so cook.
I just pump vents.
I just pump vents.
Watch, watch, watch.
I just pump the fuck out of vents.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
I cannot be the downfall of this team.
I cannot do it.
I absolutely, it's not allowed.
I cannot be the reason that we don't win this game.
I get, I get the guy named Lubey.
Fucking Lubey?
Hell no.
Hell no.
We are locked in.
I score fast.
Watch this read.
Demo, your dad's goal.
F**k, that's not...
I got y'all gonna lock in for my two boys!
Oh.
Yeah, all right.
There's this. Hey, we're good. We're good.
Okay, I don't know what the f**k is going on.
Should be totally honest with you guys.
We are extremely low on boost. I'm gonna want this boot.
No no no no
Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen this one doesn't count
I think we all can agree this one doesn't count this was the warm-up game. Oh hi mom
Guys, I've never asked anything of you please lock the fucking my mom's in the chapter
I've never asked you guys I've never asked anything anything of you
Oh shit.
That was a beautiful last wish to wish me to swear that I please please please
Guys please
I'm this is my one time. This is my one time. I'm asking
This is the one thing
Ah, there you go. W wholesome. W wholesome.
Ah, fudge is that
I don't you know what I don't even want to look at your chat with chat log right now. I'm a I'm afraid of what I might find
I
do a
child
Oh, wait. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack.
Okay, so you just wasted $5,000 that you're telling me you just wasted $5,000. Okay.
That that touch was got awful. I got really lucky in here
Guys we need one more goal and we need a fast
No one messing around here. Oh no one messing around guys we gotta go. It's it's lucky in time
Yeah
What did I say? What did I say? Come on!
Good pass, good pass.
Woo!
Now mama, I am so happy. I'm going to need to look at that contracts.
I'm going to need to look at that contracts.
They might try to fuck you.
Not not obviously not literally but like brand brands when you're a smaller and like just starting they
Let's go
Let's go, sorry pause wait everybody shut the fuck up
Mom
I'll call you after stream. Okay, brands
They tend to try to take advantage of people okay
So just before you sign any contracts, let me know.
Go on, go on. We're going to have to phone call there.
Make sure no one's trying to take advantage of Mama.
No, he did not. That's a little bit of a lie.
No, no, no, no, no. Because if it was tenacity certified,
you would have gone to top 100 and become better than then instantly.
See, that's how I knew that you were lying.
Because if I was involved, if you took that course, you would learn a lot.
Simple as that. When my mom sent me a screenshot, we'll wait.
All right, hold on. I just want to make sure no, they're not trying to take advantage of my mama
Top 100 lobbies got cooked easy peasy
Mom did you see me screenshot on life you're from
Hope you have there this. I'll see you. See hold on
All right, hold on hold on hold on
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okay this seems fine I think this is fine if they're just trying to send you
free shit I think it's okay if they ask you to do anything crazy if they ask
you to make a video, I mean, that's up to you.
But like, don't sign read the contract that they send.
Guys, brands will try to take so like,
they will try to take advantage of every single person
who like makes any type of content.
All right?
So like you just got to be careful.
It said to pay for shipping $42, mama, mama, mama,
mama, don't do it, mama, they're scamming you.
Mama shipping don't cost forty two dollars. It don't ship and don't cost forty two dollars. They're scamming you
I'm sorry
I know for a fact inhale, nah, hell nah. Yeah free a it's free
But shipping's 50 bucks. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding me? No, it's not
There's not a damn way that's for shipping
Is forty-three dollars
Is a Reddit thread dedicated to your feet?
feet. That's simply not true. I'm not even going to look that up because I'm scared of what
I might find. You know what? Even if it's real, don't fucking tell me. Don't. Also, there's definitely
not. I don't post my feet very often. Notice how I didn't say never, though. Important distinction.
Important distinction.
to
jat i may or may not strategically post updates on discord without socks on
it's nothing that you can guarantee
maybe it's a little it's a little uh... you know a little where's wall though
where's the grippies you know
that's it you know what better fucking question can we get an answer
What was that guy's name?
We're gonna need him to give us a specific answer here on why he even knows that that's
a thing.
Why is that a discord channel?
Or not discord.
Why is that a Reddit channel?
And how awesome is the website being honest, I need this.
Definitely not gonna go to my chat.
Do you Google yourself?
Do you Google yourself to see what other people might see when they Google you?
It's got to be like a core thing that everybody does. Everybody does that shit. Everybody does that shit.
Are we supposed to clip on us?
Oh, it's shit.
I remember doing that when I was like big on my- I wasn't big on my space, but I had a my space page.
I remember doing that.
Keep the fucking out of here, bud.
Hey, go, Vince.
Like back when I was like, I don't know.
Last time I probably did it was when I was playing like football and high school
Oh shit. No way is this in my neck. Ha!
I wanted to see like if like what high like football highlights they had of me
Spoiler alert there's like three highlights of me from high school football. What position did I play?
Spoiler when I started playing football I came in as a tight-end
I left as the wide receiver. Do that math.
You dead.
Holy shit.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
All right, we're good. We're good. It's pretty close game, though.
Check that out here. I need a spoon if you don't mind.
Thoughts on. Wait, that's a goal.
All part of the plan, baby. All part of the plan.
My doctor. My name is Dr. Duchess and sort of the co-enter of. Oh, so you were one of, okay,
well, so you just lied to us. You said you stumbled upon that reddit. So you're lying.
I think he's the top fan.
I saw y'all starting to panic, I'm a little worried.
Why is everyone playing with this car?
It improves rock lead performance by 30%.
So if you play with this car, you're instantly going to hit shit that you've never hit
in your life.
I'm almost, I almost got the touch in.
Vence shoot that.
Oh shit. Oh wait, literally. Oh my god, he's ass.
Yeah, we're fine. She says, oh, I gotta watch shot there.
the
it's not a 100% of the time thing man only happens every once in a while you saw the clip I
earlier watched this one I
it was an open-ended statement are eight uh... continue watching continue watching
watch this one
watch this one
open-ended statement open-ended statement job not done
There we go. There we go. Watch this. Oh, wait. Hold on. This has potential.
Trust the process. Trust the process. Trust the process. Trust the process.
I don't feel like you're trusting the process.
Oh, I'm a little scared. Oh, no. Oh, no. Not, not like this. Hell yeah.
So I have to save the shot.
Oh, son of a bitch, I can't hear nothing now.
I'm a little, I can't, I'll throw a white weight.
I'll just mute myself.
I can't hear shit.
What did I just do?
Okay, great.
I'm going, I can't hear anything.
I'm scoring.
Yeah.
You can hear you, but not the game.
in the game now all the way we can lose we can't lose we can't lose we can't lose
then test to get there oh hell yeah wait they're they're kissing they're kissing they're
kissing
I
passed that
Okay, what music's not musical feedback
Kind of win this game
That's fine. I'm using it. Damn it's still not back. Oh, no
Oh, here we go.
Sir, sir, excuse you.
Sir.
Congratulations.
Now you have no boost.
I also have no boost.
Oh, wait.
This is bad.
You just ripped that.
And since they're watching this.
There we go.
No way he reached this.
Oh, oh.
How to play the beat?
How to play the beat?
I think Vince wants to go.
Okay, I would love it if someday soon I could learn how to wall dash effectively.
I just I fear it's not that day.
I promise, would you ever go?
Oh, wait, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Like this game's like operating a, like going through a mind field.
this guy is chasing everybody on the field
oh no, not Vince there
nice bailout
over under three minute overtime guys go over under three minutes
oh it's my beover right here, we can not
That's in the net. It's in the net. It's not in the net, though
There we go. Nice air. Say is there might always miss it. Fence
That would be
You do
fuck guys, I was trying to get the under there I was trying to get the under for you
who took all the boost
Oh
What the booze
Fuck you, buddy. Oh, big clear. Oh shit's in. No
My hands are sweaty
Knees weak arms are heavy
This is vomit on a sweater
Moms for getting no yes. Oh watch this shit. Oh fuck
I'm nervous
I'm so nervous
He's dead
I've been drinking no actually oh shit not for real this bad. Oh, we're good
Because I was actually scary
Oh, he gets the beat
Oh shit I can't go I can't go on my car to my car
Oh my god!
There we go.
Oh, I tried to pop it, middle. I don't think it would have worked that well.
Might as well dive in for the vibes, both my teammates are back anyways.
Ah, please stay. Please stay. Do my hands are actually sweaty. I got like, why more?
Oh fuck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
I
thought Vince was going to go for that
just picked on us
just picked on us
I will say
I'm not blaming that on Vince I should have probably gone but we were both awkward as fuck there
and we just got picked on we just got picked on drill
that was that was my favorite type of play to get scored on I can't even
matter about that I'm not an upset
I am upset that both these pieces of shit are the hell know you're not champion. What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with you? We're not champion. Oh, okay
All right music back on music back on great job opponents
Okay, how many of you guys are actually throwing on my downfall and don't lie to me because this is some fucking crazy comms
These are some crazy comms
So I lose a game and your response is W opponents
Yeah, about that when you like that one
No fucking shot. Okay, we're gonna
To be there we go. Oh, here we go
Oh, okay, I'm just reading my life. He's just reading my life. You'd say events.
Good beat, Benz. Hit it to me, Benz. He's not gonna be able to get to me. Oh, I can't go. Nice. Jay, you can score that.
Oh, there we go. That's our chow. Highward back. I'd be careful. Got any careful. Got any careful.
Got any careful, got any careful, get the pressure out.
Wait bro, legit, legit, my fingers live.
Yo, Shadow, I am going to the boss of the major, of course I am.
And I've been mil you 10 dollars.
For some airhead bites.
Dude, if you'd have told me to vignmo you for something,
literally anything else, I genuinely might have said yes.
You want me to get you candy?
Dude, you could have been like, hey, 10 up.
We can't afford food bro. Can you buy me some bread? I would have done it. You could have just scanned me out of ten bucks, but you fucked yourself
You could have been like bro
I can't even have an head food in in three months could you spare ten dollars for some double these make it easy?
I'm at make it easy. I'm at make it easy. I
Don't I get double these that I'm making these
you know what I would support that as well you want some doubles you want some
make doubles double doubles whatever the fuck you want you know 10 bucks it's a
fair price I'm faking I'm not I'm not in it on this game I'm gonna be honest
but I'm not I'm not in this game right now I am now thinking about McDonald's
that's a problem that is a problem oh he's gonna score that oh
That's just gonna score that nice. All right. Okay, so thankfully my teammates are kind of getting us through this game
I need water. I need a cool off
Think God my wife's not in the chat
She's probably a back to be here students. She's getting off work. It'd be careful. I'll do W back pass my friend
Oh, you're so lucky. I didn't just toss you up. Oh God. Oh thank God.
That's not actually her. It's okay guys. Don't worry.
Uh, Vince. Vince. Oh, we're good. Oh, we're not good. We're not good. We're, we're fine.
You guys pretty pretty good again.
I'm not sure where he's attacking this from.
Dude, these guys confused the shit out of me.
Like they'll go for these obvious plays.
And sometimes it looks like they're going to go for an obvious play.
But then they just don't.
It's not fair.
Good 50s, good 50s.
I'll attack next.
He's not going to dive in for this, isn't he?
Yeah, there we go.
Just want to get us events.
Watch watch the magic
Uh-huh there's one
Faking
This might be a goal. I'm a trust
In sound like a goal
Faking oh triple fake those are rare
That's a rarety right there
Oh wait this could be a goal got potential
Faking
I literally just got a score on. I threw the game.
You can't have a comeback if you don't start off losing. You know what I mean?
One minute left. Who's got the sauce? This special secret sauce, not him.
Is it Vince?
Well it might be.
Okay, this guy's insane apparently. This guy might be the best player ever.
All right, hold on, give it close, give it close, give it close, give it close, give it close. There's one.
Against, wait, I can score this. If he misses, I score.
What?
Good aim.
Thanks! Are you going?
Come on, 20 seconds. This is where legends are made.
Holy shit, this every touch she's got has just like the best touch I've ever seen in my life
All right, we gotta go. We gotta get in there
Man
No
Damn that was close. That was close though, isn't it?
Yeah, Gangee, what's up?
Ha ha, Gangee, congratulations, you've been scammed, no TTS for you, thank you, I appreciate
the 100 bits.
Okay. How the fuck did you make it delay that much? How do you do that? How on earth?
That shouldn't be allowed. That's overpowered.
That's bullshit.
Wow, dude.
I need more red bull.
Yeah, what's up, John? Of course I do.
Yeah, I know I sold MDZ.
What are we? I would just stay in obvious things.
and
very intelligent chats today ladies and gentlemen very intelligent
chatters in here
and guys what what did you get on your last test don't lie to me
if you are an adult what do you get on your ACT's
oh high chief beef
how we looking squad
uh...
the vibes are high mr. beef the vibes are high were uh... we got a special guy with
his right now special third but
And we're just, we just been waiting on you.
That's it.
We just been waiting on you.
Not Jay offense kind of go to though.
You got a two a 14 out of 40.
Wow, really intelligent people in here today.
I'm very proud of you guys at least a three.
Well, if you set the bar low, you can't be disappointed, right?
You got a 28 on your SAT or ACT.
I got a 29 on my ACT.
I got 29 dude.
I got almost a perfect score in English.
Why I don't know, because I can't speak it worth a damn.
I mean, I think my brain just works faster than my brain.
Like, my brain casts his checks that my mouth just cannot,
they cannot pay out.
My, just fast, just fast.
I don't believe you're dumbass.
I don't know what you want from me right now.
What do you want from me here?
scale issue. You know what I did though? You guys want to know some secret tech.
If you want to score good on the SAT or ACT, obviously like, you know, do your normal
studying, but do the press practice exams for both. They release them. They release old
exams. Go do like do the exam as if you would do it in like when you take it and then
afterwards grade yourself. Now, when you study, you're only going to study the questions
you got wrong and do that a few different times with a few different like previous SAT or
ACTs and just do that a few times you'll learn what questions you're struggling with and
then you can focus on those questions.
So when you have the ACT, the SAT, whatever it may be, that's the vibe, I promise you.
You will score higher.
That's what I did.
I still don't know how I got so high on the English portion.
I'm maybe I'm just like a good test taker.
My process of elimination is immaculate, I guess.
There is such a thing as people who are just good at taking tests.
My god, we found a game.
I was yapping because we couldn't find a game.
Jesus, Tena, nobody gives the fuck out.
Yeah, my bad.
I forgot my chat, our fucking Nimrods.
Yeah, you guys don't want to learn to get smarter.
You guys, you're going to start giving my chat a reputation
I'm being fucking idiots.
Okay, I will say my chat is definitely known for being incredibly poor influences.
You guys.
Like I go live and it's like Tena.
You know, it would be nicer if we could grab some beers.
That would be much nicer.
You know what, Tena?
Ooh, Tena, you had a bad game.
Got to take an edible about it though, right?
Ooh, yeah, it's old.
I don't even know what that just said what did that even say I said tap a
play the game rocket ball boy that did not just know what I heard I don't know what I heard all I heard was at the
book at the very end of it give them a shot every time you miss take a shot
alright we're getting blackout around tonight we're getting fucking wasted baby
I'm not a real offer, hypothetically, so I'm not getting lit tonight, but I bet that'd be a pretty cool idea, right?
of
Jesus brother, just crack it, just go so fast.
Oh, he's passing out to know about it.
I'll be stone cold sober, not off.
I've already hit a few good shots today.
I hit a really nice double touch earlier.
And it was really clean, actually.
So.
Okay, well, it's not.
And you would have just eaten that shit. You're just taking it right on the chin. Look at that flip. Oh, you're gonna love when I swear. This nice shot. You're gonna love it
All look at the 50 is this Justin Bieber. We're listening to Justin Bieber right now
Pretty good song. I will say
Ooh, a little bit too far back. That's fine. He's going for a psycho. Oh fuck bad down the hatches ladies to gentlemen. I'm a little scared
I
would have got their way to open, it's open, it's open, it's open, it's not open, it's not open,
I'm blittin' bomb dead.
There we go, everything is fine, it's great, everything's great, J.F.N.Score that, God damn it!
I think we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, guys give me one second
the resubs one second the resubs please I'm scared oh here we go leave it for
Jay get it one more time fuck oh we're gonna find a way oh and say say here
you're gonna have fun wait how did I not realize we were up by two
to buy three. I locked in and I kind of forgot that we were winning. Yeah, we got
Brody builds in games with the gift and sub their first ever gift and sub in the
chat. Thank you, Brody. You got a lot to miss with the gift and sub and the
resup thank you double double love from full optimists.
Yeah, I'm going to have to decline this no balls. It's a rare event when we
We were climb a good classic no balls, but hell no.
Jinksy hit gold, proud of Jinksy, proud of Jinksy.
I'm not surprised, good man, good man.
He is progressing a lot faster than a lot of other people do.
Granted, not everybody gets squishy muffins.
The Tadasity.
And then many other great rocket league goats to train him.
Including Zen. Including Zen. I don't know why I said my name before Zen, but you play with some of those guys and who knows you might you might just get SSL
In the first month, you know, he's already gold. He's going places
He's going places. How do you get famous? Oh, and that's the question. Isn't that how do you get famous?
First of all, what you're doing that the definition of
and
what you're definition of famous
story as my my whole brain stutter there for a second
my mouth stuttered and then my brain stuttered just needed to
re-sync
I mean like I don't think fame is ever the goal right like I mean you want to grow but
People within a certain small niche might know who I am, which is really cool.
I am not a spitter, so hell no, hell no.
Guys, we are simply not quitters in this chat, all right?
Guys, you guys lock in because we don't, we don't quit it right here.
But yeah, I think it's more so kind of like, if you are trying to become an actor, what
do you do?
Well, you know, you work your hardest and you try to become an actor.
You take the steps, you go to the schools and the acting shit, and you audition.
If you want to grow as a streamer, what do you do?
Well, what does streamers do?
They stream.
And you got to be a good streamer,
or else people are not going to want to watch you.
And so then you got to post really good content.
That way, more people can see you,
because every big streamer in the world,
either A has someone that makes content for them
or B, they do it themselves.
Every single one.
So that's what you do.
Where are you from then?
Like what?
What? I've got it.
Teamy thanks for the underbits. I have no idea what you're saying. Hit a 150 pinch right now
Light work
of
all saying is is that if that was going in the goal it was going to be two hundred plus for sure
all right
right here guys ready for this one
I'm just gonna jump in like way too early. It's a little bit crazy.
Oh, it's a little bit.
Yeah, I'll fall off the risk with another gift. It's so thank you, Flothamus. Oh, boy. This is bad.
Oh, he missed completely. Haha, imagine. Oh, now we get the clear. Let's go.
I don't like soft touch to myself.
Wait, wait, wait.
How is this going to work?
It's not.
Yo, flop, it's thanks to get for the love flamen with 100 Vs.
Thanks Flamen.
Let's see if Vents can sidewall.
And the net, wow, let's go.
That's why you guys tune into the stream right there.
Call this mechanical perfection.
That's the strat.
That's a horrible shot.
Do you or a horrible chatter? Can you get this fuck out of here, man?
I thought we were on the same page.
Most supportive chat in Twitch by the way.
I hit a really honestly a great perfect shot.
First shot I see, horrible shot.
I think it's called, Ko. You guys just don't, you guys just don't know beauty.
You don't know perfection.
I'll show it to you though.
We will learn together. Watch this.
All ready. Yo, Andrew. Why you all upon me, dude?
Trying to show the chest something.
Oh, watch out, J-Fan. Watch out, J-Fan. Oh, shit. That's the way.
Wait, you shouldn't watch that.
Not with fine. Okay, we'll figure it out.
And you don't steal that book. You piece in the shit.
Down to the events.
Never mind I hit it with my first fine
Oh, this dude dude dude dude. Dude hell no hell. No. Yeah, okay. He almost saw me. Oh, we're scored on oh
But I
Didn't like any of that and none of that was fun none of that is fun
D-Boo with some 500 bits. I gotta go much love broski have a good stream. Oh, it's even thanks for the love today. Oh, be a good day, bro
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Tomorrow we got EU RLCS and then North American RLCS.
So big watch parties tomorrow should be a lot of fun.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, what even happened?
What transpired?
Okay, that was still pretty great. That was still pretty great, but I thought it would be nice.
Well, I haven't even the 100 bits dude.
Let me a second.
Good room to hear the CTS for something.
Waiting for you out.
Waiting for you your stupid bit.
That's a wig.
Oh, that's a dime. That's a dime.
That's a dime. That's a-
Next time, Vince, we got it.
Next time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh wait, now we're gonna go score it on
Next time guys we flip there, that's where I
Final final score, what do you guys think? I think we win four to two
I'm not gonna want him back alone.
I've avoid the bump, I've avoid the bump, I've avoid the bump, I'm turning fire.
This is not good.
Alright, that was wrong.
Yo, it's up for a 50.
How you doing, my c-
We've been good.
Good. I was supposed to be skiing today. We had a trip planned, but the best airline in the world American Airlines
They had a little oopsie weepsie, you know, they ended up
forgetting to schedule a pilot for my plane
So then they canceled the flight and
Then all my expensive snowboarding equipment, you know, they just so happened to put it on the plane and because they canceled the flight
They just thought I can't say that
Because I had my stuff on the plane they said that they couldn't just give it to us
We had to go put an order in for it and then we sat at the airport for 15 hours
So I'm having a better day today
But yesterday the day before kind of sucks. Oh
Fine
himself potato but potatoes goat if you will potato goat.
Oh there you go. There we go. Come on. Come on one more. I want this win. I want it bad. I want this win and I want it bad.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah, what of what are
reading these shoots it perfect?
That's my boy.
That's my potato boy.
Put taste Goats.
for free bitch. Oh yeah. Okay shit. Don't touch me. See, I know bro, I was like
instinct. I knew he was gonna try and touch me. Where I'm going? Okay, that's fine.
It's good pops. Yeah, I'm the now I got 40. I am not naked. We have boost.
Yes, should be okay. Should be fine. Trust the process. We've got 10 seconds. There's no way we don't we lose here. There's just no way
Shit on oh, maybe there's a chance we score
I need to get out naked in a frame
We're good then skills it instead not kill it for all please bro. This is not funny. Barge guys
It's not fun
Oh yeah oh yeah oh no maybe so
There we go maybe team it there we go nice vans and nice vans I want this boost
Damn right I should've got to see that vans was prejumping
If that read nice old my boost, if long as this is there, watch this dead.
Free touch. Nice. Play back wall vence, play back wall.
There we go. I'm liking this. I'm liking this.
Ooh, I'm liking this less. That's bad touch. That's bad touch. That's bad touch.
And he got the boost! Oh no. Oh yeah. Oh you wait. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. Okay we're good. That was a
hype of stuff. I'm sorry you're murdering people accidentally. Okay. Okay, I got a plan.
I got to play oh
He got an extra he like popped me into the ball. That's fine
Trying to pass that
Oh no no no no no we got to get there. We got to get there. Oh my god
Like boost
That's okay
Oh, I like that little touch right there. That's a nice little scam
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, not like that.
No!
Fuck!
Damn.
It's a good finish.
I couldn't get there, I couldn't get there.
Good game.
Let's close.
A man like me would have saved that.
No, you would not, Smexy.
Smexy, if you were in the exact same position as me,
You're not saving that. I don't know where in your mind you're getting that you're playing at an RLCH level. Okay
Brand-plat. Maybe
Okay, we got like 30 minutes until beef goes live. I think he's probably gonna want to talk to you a chat for a little bit
My flight is 20 minutes delayed and I blame you how what the fuck would I have done?
I'm not the one who doesn't schedule the pilots. Okay, if it's delayed, it's something that you did, man
Maybe just did you check in?
Beef got to do the wordle. Wait, does he do worldle worldle every day?
I usually don't play like those word games dude last night. I played uh, what's that one game?
Like Suduko, Suduko, it's not Suduko.
What the fuck's it called?
Suduko in it
Either way, we played that shit on like expert mode or something
Sedoku. Sedoku. Okay.
Or Seduko. Sedoku.
Sedoku.
So, so, so, so, so, so.
Fuck it. Never mind.
You get the point.
Ha. But yeah, we played that last night.
No, it's fun.
Ha, ha.
We just sat there.
Dude, we sat there and for like an hour.
It took us a while.
We had to like guess on a bunch of them.
We got a perfect score.
We didn't get one single number wrong.
We were locked in.
Oh, Slick's trying to do the wordle.
Slick, are you gonna get a skank?
Oh, scalp.
Maybe a skank?
Have you tried skank?
It's not fuck.
Oh, fuck you.
Oh, that's just mean.
Why would you say that?
All right, she tried grace three times.
Well, there's your problem, Grace.
There's your problem.
Okay, she tried thank.
So there's a green in the middle here.
You guys just wanna watch this shit.
Hold on, watch her do this.
Watch or do this.
Let's see if she can get it.
Oh, it on.
Where's my display capture?
There it is.
There it is.
All right.
Good luck, Grace.
We're all rooting for you.
Well, see, like I said, the problem is that you did
Grace three times thinking that you did a different outcome.
So good thing that you didn't try fuck you because you's not
even long enough.
I don't even think fuck is.
Flask?
Well, there's a K in there somewhere.
Flask could be okay.
You only got two tries. You only got two tries.
Okay, it is off. Where the hell would the KB flakey?
Oh! What a lock-in from Grace. What a lock-in.
Holy shit. Beautiful. And sane. And sane play by Grace.
Wow. They'll be used to lick in the chat.
and
and
she put grace
the reason she wasted three attempts trying to make it her name
wild pool brought wild pool
all right that's my little far jay is fine he more boost
I would just jake you. Holy. Right, wait, watch it.
Oh my god, I just punted somebody. Who's that, Vince?
So happens when you trust your teammates, shit. Right here.
Good dive in. See, we got it. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Just like we wrote it.
Nope, we missed and I bumped and he got the boost
I'll put it all part of the plan. There we go
I should have hit that harder
Can't really read it you may stand though bang shot
It's another one. Let's go if you want to be my lover don't get with my friends
Do you have bad friends
actually that's true my friends are oh god no this is not good this is not good this is okay we're
refined yo dudes in the chat dudes in the chat would you vouch for your friends if let's
say like you know you met a really nice girl or something and you think they'd be a
perfect matter like you know you think they're really nice and you're trying to set
them up with somebody. Would you recommend your friends? Yeah, see? That's good friends right there. That's good people.
Damn he got tampost again. Oh, I'm trying to cut it. This is bad. It's got to be a J say if you're
honestly I'm gonna take that one. That's my fault. Hell yeah hell no no I don't have friends. Oh what's
That's he made it sad
I don't know if I'd recommend some of my friends. I don't know I'd have to have a stern talking to with my friends
The guys don't fuck around here
My friends are a very interesting bunch of people
But those are the best kind of friends to have taking there we go
That was not totally on purpose don't don't let me fool you here
I'm going here. Why don't I go there? Okay. Turn to music up. Turn to music up.
This is locking time. No, I need like some locking song. Let me see what we got.
We got to win this shit. Here we go. Here we go.
I'm going mute, I'm locked in.
Alright, watch the magic.
Watch the magic.
Okay, let's get tried. Let's try as far as.
You don't want me to go down by two guys.
We're only down by two. We're only down by one.
Manifesting it. We're only done by one. Come on
Another touch. Hey look for demos. That's what I got to do if we're actually gonna win an RL CS I got to look for demos
There you go
Got a little touch there. I think
All right, I'm gonna look for demo here. Oh
He read the demo didn't matter
I don't know if I could have got there first.
He's like in a furpick spot.
There we go!
There we go!
Watch the magic!
He hasn't stopped talking since saying going mute.
It's really hard, man.
Why do you think I'd do this for a living?
I can't shut the fuck up.
Oh my god, all right, come on, one more, one more.
Pump him.
He just feels his cheer on, oh, shit we got cheer on.
He's asking for that too.
Oh, he's off for that Jesus first.
Oh, me.
I think that's the first.
Oh, the mother.
He's got that.
I got a piece of it.
I've got a few vents here.
It's got trust. Oh no.
All right, we got it, we got it, we got it.
All right, we're gonna play the long game here. Let's pin go.
Shit. Wait, people have put on the clock box.
to
the
old ship that was
the
stream in the
of the
of the
of the
of the
of the
is my overlap.
It's not supported.
No, the creator said.
What is that got that?
Anything.
Oh, it's right there.
We're plus 13.
We're good.
We're positive.
That's fine.
All right, cool.
We've got about 20 minutes until beef hops in. I don't know if we're doing comes. I would prefer to do some comms
Now, wait, wait till beef gets here. If beef wants to do comms, I'm down to do comms. Otherwise, you might not want to. A lot of the streamers guys doing comms can be like it's awesome
It's cool, but
Sometimes it's nice to just talk to chat
Even if that's all you do
and
every time I go live at a certain point in stream it starts to feel really crazy that I'm just sitting here like nonstop talking to a camera
it's got a look so funny from like an outside perspective dude it really does
nice
I gotta be so that nice
ooooh
good play good play I always recommend Brendan for a nice girl what a good guy
he is a good guy
he's a good guy
I think he should be getting to work right about now.
I vote comes to I'm down for some cops.
I'm always down for cops.
Oh, Vince, you see me.
Oh damn.
Demo, no.
It's always hard to like hit the ball really hard when you don't have like much momentum in an air dribble.
Alright, watch this.
I cannot get a good touch to that.
If I was assuming today I wasn't, I wasn't, and then I am now yet.
Alright, are you happy?
Shit off.
That thought you guys would be happy to see me.
I know that you were looking forward to all of the awesome videos and shit I was going to be posting from the mountain.
We'll still do that. We'll do that later. I know what's meant. Oh, shit. Oh, I've got to go. All right, they may have a good one, bro
That's a good thing that I don't think it's a good thing that we're streaming today
You know what a play rocker league today while preparing for tomorrow is probably the best move because I am very clearly out of it
The warm-up was needed. All right. He's gonna pop that up. I'm tapping this. I'll be him
Got it down tough
I thought you were supposed to be skiing. Yeah, yeah, what happened out now from nothing crazy nothing crazy
I'm just dealing with some people who couldn't do their fucking job
Shit on there we go. Oh, let me have this let me have this
Okay, I almost I almost cooked there bro
Oh shit oh
Wait, I'm actually concerned. Yeah, please up
I didn't know the dodge!
I didn't know the dodge! I thought I had a dodge!
I wouldn't see long.
There we go. That was not a drape play, but that's fine.
That's good. That's literally good. Why do I open?
It's all in the hands ladies and gentlemen. It's all in the hands
I'm playing like shit today, bro. I'm not playing good
But I'm probably playing better than you
Statistically there's only a few SSLs in the chat. It's a good chance that if you watch the stream right now and even like my worst day
Would be your best day. How does that feel?
Watch that shit in the net dammit
I'm sorry that I'm putting you under the bus here, but I feel like I just need a win
I'm super sonic gold. No, I feel like there's gotta be like one top a hundred fucking SSL
Like there's got to be somebody in the chat who's like actually good at the game
Who like if I say my best days are worse day?
You're yeah, right? Yeah, my best days are worse day. There's got to be somebody in the chat who can possibly like not do you just ask not do you're actually just bad
Well, I thought I'd post went for me. I have no boost. I'm not a threat
Yeah, get out of here. That shit
I need more boost. He's probably going to have a touch.
Got it under him, got the boost, that's the wind wind of my book, and then I'm getting touched.
Wait, wait! Wait, wait! Wait, wait! That worked! That worked! That worked! That worked! It's a me to me!
Almost! Like me, Central, like me.
Yeah!
Where's she at? Where's my mouse at? Where's my mouse at?
to
stop speaking
now
But I'll have a good day.
Nothing too crazy kind of a chill day but it's a necessary day.
We are trying to get better at the game.
Clearly I need to this warm up day because tomorrow we are going straight into screams
after EU. So we'll do EU. We'll give like a two hour break and then we'll come in for like lots and lots of warm-ups.
Quick question for anybody with a beard in the chat. Are you supposed to just get used to the fact that it constantly feels
like my mustache. She's fucking titl tickling my lip. I don't like that feeling. Does it go away?
trim it, but it's supposed to get long at some point, right?
I feel like I trimmed it and like it just, I can trim these up a little bit.
Like look, all right, don't look at my face.
Um, you can, yeah, you can see it.
Yeah, these fucking things, man.
You can see it.
It tickles.
I don't like it.
Like when I smile when I like talk, you can see it moving.
I'm not a fan of that shit.
Am I married? Yes, I'm married. My wife will maybe be here soon actually. She was that work today
She was happy. Well, she wasn't happy that my plane got canceled my flight got canceled
But she was happy that I was bad cuz she thought she wasn't gonna see me for two days
That's a good fucking point. You know, I really should have I really should have just bought a
Private jet for this two-day trip, you know
How much is it cost to rent the private jet for like even just two days there and back?
I think like $20,000. That's a pretty valid reaction. You know, I would be the type of person to do that shit out of spite
Hi
I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Put it in my butt.
Just get it.
Oh, oh!
Come on!
Come on!
Where's mine?
I'll do it out of marker.
We got to put you on the board, brother.
Where the hell is my marker?
That was my marker, oh there it is.
I found the marker, and that's good,
because I'm gonna need it to write a super sexy
person's name on the board.
Hazard Snake are very first top gift there.
Forgot this.
Let's get ready to run ball!
I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't prepared for all of that movement.
Passed it's the first person on the board chat, thank you guys for the 25 gifted subs, that's
a lot of gifted man.
Okay!
I appreciate that.
Burt, Tasty.
Thanks man.
And Rocky.
Bro Rocky Mountain Watches.
With the tier number three.
Hey, the tier sub brother.
All right.
Let's go.
Uh, after this one, I'm gonna have to take a piss.
I got to be so bad.
You need to take the fucking trees down.
Wow, that was really aggressive.
I don't know if you can see my text.
She had a bad day.
She had a bad day.
I can see it in her face immediately.
What's part?
Mute it.
Oh my god.
I can't repeat what she just said.
But that's a crazy thing to happen.
Holy shit.
Police were involved.
Police were involved.
That's fucking wild.
Well baby, I'm sorry you had a bad day.
And that children's or crimp children can be criminals now.
I'm sorry that that's a problem.
And that shit is what's wrong with the school system in America.
Oh, guys, you have excited too brother.
Thank you for the honor of this.
Guys, yeah, no, like legally we are not telling y'all shit
He ain't telling y'all shit. It's illegal
That is uh not information that can be shared upon the internet
But just know that kid is chill as fuck
Not that I prove what he did
But if you know it it's it's it's not funny
It's a little bit fun
Oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How's my class?
Oh my god, it got worse.
It was worse than I thought it was.
That's fucking hilarious.
Oh, I bet you the parents are pissed.
Tena, your girlfriend, baddest fuck.
Excuse me, Nick fuck.
She's my wife.
You know, talk shit?
You're not talk shit, but if you are going to be weird,
call it by the right name, you piece of shit?
of
resting. Okay.
That's okay. Okay, so we should probably...
I feel like they can hear you guys a little bit.
Oh, the mid pass. Oh, I was meant.
I don't think you guys can hear her well, not worth the risk though, they take that stuff seriously, we'll watch the past.
Oh, it can run better.
How's that not a fool?
Yeah, but just know that she had a fucking wild day.
Unfortunately, we can't, guys, maybe someday I'll tell you the story.
It's nothing too wild, but like, it's kind of funny.
The house is a shot almost.
Yeah, it's like, when the I like, we can't just go on the internet.
Some of her students know that I stream not really worth crazy risk.
Hell, there's a small chance that there are either current students that she's had
or that she currently has the previous students in the chat right now to their just silent.
So, like I said, not, oh, that would have been a banger!
Not really worth a risk.
I'll send my hair looks almost up.
Holy shit.
Oh my goodness.
I'll keep it baby.
Can I get a W wife in the chat please?
Benz to me.
Holy shit.
Benz, you think too good to highly of my skills?
Holy touch.
I don't know how it's gonna work but watch how it works.
Oh, I should have gone even faster.
Oh, did you guys see it?
Bro, there you go.
That's also wild.
You guys see supposed to snow in Tampa?
I suppose to snow in Tampa this weekend.
Dude, I just, I just, I just peacock-straded.
Dude, I pre-jumped and they were all looking at me.
They have a beautiful peacock in the air just distracting the enemy
Oh, you missed
Get back go go go
No, are we good?
Peace I saw my gum a fucking mug. Oh, everyone, we're chill
I
W
Oh
I should just
Potherto
Oh
It's gasp
Reload
Guys
Gasp
and Tampa where the thing is like trying to bring kids because like there's just a
bunch of people who are just shirtless. All the ladies. It's a dangerous place to bring
children but I don't I'm gonna be curious to see if those crazy people go in there
with the bare skinned attitude when it's 30 outside.
Dude, I'm scored on for sure. I'm thought for good
A part of our Australia you from?
Florida
Tampa
Oh, I got the read on that. Don't go there. You go. Oh
Try to beat him. I couldn't
I
Guys we are actually a little bit like kind of in dangerous there. It's worried. Fuck. I missed the boost to see more
first. Okay, they have a chance here.
Set on the ground, just set on the ground.
Wait, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on. Yes? Yes?
No, no. Okay, we're good.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I just read the chat.
They said something about my peacock comment, bro.
Oh, god, you think you're for the honor best, bro. Rocky, again, think he's a thanks for the
resub. We did hit our first sub goal of the day already, which is awesome. I appreciate
you guys.
I'm not against it.
J.F. I'm possibly not against that. We will see. We'll see.
give her more attention. While the I agree that that's a great idea. This is
technically my work and don't worry. She knows that she just wants the wine
down guys. She probably don't want to socialize much. She just got her or she
just got here from work. So we're actually lucky she's in the room at all.
Normally she goes right up to the bedroom to take a nap.
No, not today. That's why she's chillin' with us.
Speaking for her is crazy.
No, not today.
No, not today.
No, not today.
I don't know.
They're not very happy with me apparently.
Well, they want you to speak more.
Okay, you know what? Actually, I got a P.
What's off to?
Sure.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom, you guys have fun for a minute or two.
I'm gonna read below anything.
Do you want another one?
Okay.
I'm gonna be right back.
I gotta pee.
Maybe like that.
Maybe that ice.
I like the ice drinks.
Okay.
I am tired.
That's how my day started.
right away. Oh good. You're the only one downhill from there. No, I'm not going to tell
you without telling you but they're in fifth grade and that was crazy. None of that should have
been happening. Yes, I was in Dak Daddy's stream the other day. The guy that Tyler
rated. He's not coming back just yet. He can stay there.
How's it going guys? Your mom is a fifth grade teacher too.
It's rough out here. We're in the trenches. I'm taking them to the middle school in two weeks for their field trip to the middle school.
it won't be good. They get senioritis afterwards.
Hey, who the fuck said lock him out? What is wrong with you guys?
That feels nice. What's that lock me out? Come. I think oh no. Oh shit.
Cubs here, hike up. Also high under stellar high broadster.
or when is stream start starting?
Let's see, three and a half hours ago, dick face.
Well, for a ride is a crazy question, sir.
You should play instead of husband.
Is that all I am to you? Husband?
Not to you.
No, she's never played rockley.
She likes games like Mario, like Mario.
Animal Crossing.
Thank you, really.
Yeah.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have secured more caffeine.
That means we can last longer.
I'll stand by.
All right, let's get it.
Okay, I should probably text my teammates.
Sorry, guys, ready.
uh... beef is probably going live soon if not he's already live let me just send him a message real quick
let me see
what time
would you want to run it's two mr. beef
now we good okay now we good now we good now we good
I don't know what Vince was going on with there, I don't know, but the guy is annoying.
I'm gonna have a sip of this.
Bro, what the hell is wrong with you? Come on.
Maybe she'll stream in the future.
She wants to make Pilates content.
content, which wants to be a Pilates instructor, possibly in the future, be kind of cool,
could be in the near future. Who's this guy? Who is this guy? I click baited or I clicked in for
the girl, baited into watching ads. What the fuck? Dude, I actually, I'm gonna go into my like
analytics and see if the stream actually gets more clips when she's in the thumbnail.
I almost guarantee it is.
It's gotta be.
Once the YouTube video, what's YouTube video?
I've got a bunch coming out next like few weeks.
Love the drop opening videos.
Those were good.
And then drops got really boring.
I liked doing those videos because it was so easy
to like, those videos were really easy to do
and they were pretty fun.
But then you get the same item like 7,000 times
and it's like, all right,
I feel like I need some variety.
Ooh, let's get safe, you know what's your shop.
Oh shit!
Now we get, I'll give you back here.
Let's run this way.
Ooh.
You know, like I always think that they're closer than they are when I'm attacking the corner.
I can go, that's you go.
Oh shit, he want me to go.
Fuck!
Hey, look at the boost
Hey, go down a lane almost
Although one from reacting to clips. Yeah, that'll be probably like a week or week and a half
So there is that collab that we did with proto star. That wouldn't be the first YouTube video I think
I just depends on which one my editor does first
I don't want to go for this yet now go
and
I'm weird definitely going to be doing some cool like work out streams during the sub-athon this year whenever we actually do on all right
I do that. What are you doing?
Yeah. Well guys yeah during the next sub-athon I mean every day it is very very important so like especially like when you're doing a sub-athon and like in the house all the time
Try to get out outside a little bit if you can and then also work out, you know, you got to stay healthy
Especially if you're just going to be sitting there every single day, right? Dude, I'm so screwed on
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm not locked in this game, guys
Jesus Christ
I know
Alright, come on guys. I will lock in for the sake of squad
Do you want to go that you go?
Faith in that I'm I'm gonna play safety here
Holy fuck
I don't know how I could have played safety on that one
Holy shit
I'm sorry guys. I'm not saving that dude. I'm not saving that shit. I
Know a bro
Come back as possible. You gotta believe somebody cliff dead. I love a good
So what is with these guys?
got a piece of that nice hold on hold on hold on
He did that's how we do right there
Just in case he missed all right here we go for that
J-Fins up
Holy shite I was a shot that was a good shot
I got to recover better than that fine
I'm fucking doing doughnuts on the back of my head!
Yeah!
I was just fucking spitting around!
I was doing ballerina thorns on the goal line as my team secured the goal.
I'll come on, come on, come on, come on.
That's a great kick off by the wood.
Oh wait, this is there.
What, you're not dead?
Fair of pop that down events.
All right, bro.
All right.
Not a no, he was still on that ball.
What play?
Chat. This is what it feels like.
This is what it looks like to get out played.
I mean, if only my team had a better third, right?
If only maybe that last third man would have been just a touch brighter.
They could just sort of chance of way more or more don't fucking laugh at my
don't laugh at my 60 points
I'm so ass right out
Okay, I actually kept pretty good control of that though. No, this game strap it's scrap
It's scrap bro.
Josh we can't get this bitch out of midfield.
This is like kind of perfectly of course.
That's too late for locking guys.
Lockings just not happening.
I think we've all collectively.
We're on going.
We're fucking on, Julie.
Alright boys.
Let's...
Let's leave.
GG's.
Knock it, nope, we are sound sober right now.
First sure.
Your forehead's blinding my eyes.
Thanks, man.
You know, you guys laugh now, but you're going to end up in my diary.
All right, and I'm just saying, that's not a place you want to be.
band that guy he's annoying.
Late are you just talking to me?
Late every time I see your name,
you are talking shit.
Have you considered getting banned?
Because let's see, you know what,
I'm gonna give you a warning.
How about that?
How about that?
There is a specific rule in my chat.
Like the first one that you see, you know what it says?
No negativity.
We want to keep the vibes up.
I don't think you guys are following that rule.
We could ban half of you pieces of shit.
This morning has been sent, you're on thin ice, lathe, you're on thin ice.
You're on thin ice.
No, no, what do you mean?
No, no.
You can't just say, no, no.
Not yet.
Y'all are goofing off, goofing off is fine.
It's hard so it's hard to like I mean I'm one thing to be pot. It's like if I get serious you guys get serious
But most of the time we're fucking around and that's fine. I don't really care if we're fucking around like
That's just what that's just what people do like I don't know. I feel like everything nowadays is just like
Oh, I almost saved that damn everything nowadays is just kind of like fucking around like you're not
You're like if someone's insulting you the very good chance they're not being totally serious
You can tell when they are being serious, but
That's fine
And then if I get serious you guys get serious, but I feel like you guys most of y'all can tell if we're just using
Also, I'm pretty sure these fuckers are in like RCS or something. I don't know what we're doing here, but
Jay you want to go
Maybe back to me
I don't know the challenge you like that. It's just like so uber aggressive
I'm gonna read this somehow. No, I'm not why I even jump. I should just I shouldn't know better
This, oh, Vince, he doesn't make it to make it to me.
Boy, Jay's up, Jay's up to me.
I don't think so.
There we go.
There you go.
There you go, there you go, there it's there, it's there, it's there, it's there.
Ah, good, good, good rock.
No cops today.
I think we might hop in cops when we're doing it with chief beef.
Okay, we're not, we're not going to fuck chief beef.
When we hop in cops with chief beef.
I got to watch my mouth bro. I got to watch my mouth, man.
It's not intentional.
That was beautiful. I'm being you. Hell yeah. Here we go.
Jesus Christ sir.
and
it's very vulnerable
you just have to believe
you know i think that's what the problem is been in chat today we just have not believed enough
belief in uh... in me
belief in yourselves
We beat this team.
Watch this.
I know more goof than I'm taking this seriously.
I'm leaning up in the gaming chair.
Not watch this.
Yep.
I don't know.
Brian's an assier right here.
Let me make a video.
The video's going to be called when tenacity locks in.
I don't know if y'all are ready for this shit.
There we go.
Here we go. Here we go. Somebody start that inspirational music.
We're gonna rip it.
That's fine. I don't think you shoot that.
Jesus Christ, man.
to
do this fucking guy is so much power on every touch
every touch I almost bumped them off the ball through
right in my back door
now the other team's warning is over girl is over
alright on everything I score these on everything we score that
Oh
Holy shit
Oh, there we go
Get out of fucking put the ball in the night, please
is
Oh shit yeah, no boost I
We're good we're good we're good we're good
Oh no, they're in shoot this up just to hover
No, please don't like this like this like this. I can't group fuck you bro, honestly
Just straight up
Straight up you a hell you a hell for real. I
I'm driving a circle fuck you. I'm just going for people. Yep, you're dead. Congrats
You want that again?
It's open
I'm not going that way I must shut this gang of Rudy I down
I'm noticing a crazy lack of boost I'm not we're good
Oh we almost hit it okay bro we're screwed on
I
But we can't even get out of our own net right now. This is just bad
There we go. I need to be able to need it need it got it
Come on
Come on
the
yes
let's go
Oh, shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, come on.
Let's have to do it, man.
Not to be fair of that, not to be fair of that.
Probably refined.
But how do I hit the ball into the man?
Thanks to genuine skill.
There you go.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
No no no no no no please stop him.
And my defense though, they're so hard to read.
All right, we're over to you. All right, we're out of the run.
Right lock in, it's time.
You guys?
You got him.
There's no point in doing this to me.
He's dead! I've got him! I've got him! Holy Bounce! Oh no, not like this.
Oh, he saved it! Too thin! It's great save! All right I'm back.
Place it, place it. Need boosts. Don't trust if there's not going to be a massive clear that I can't predict.
How to get around him?
Gotta go low, holy pan
How do I get you back?
Oh, oh, oh
Worked in the shit is dead bounce. What in the shit is dead bounce?
Holy touches
Not going not going nice
I think I can't go for this one.
Do you want anything?
No like this.
Is that it?
I'll get touchments.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, can't go for this one.
Dude, what in the fuck is that touch? Good lord.
That's what you do.
I'm so bad, guys, I'm sorry.
Fuck me, man.
We're trucks, we're trucks, we're trucks, we're trucks.
No, no, sorry boys, I'm walking in, I'm walking in, fuck.
Fuck!
I never locked in.
All right, chat, y'all ready?
It is time to lock in.
Locking in four hours later.
Holy marination.
Listen, listen, those were my warm-up games.
We have separate segments of stream, right?
This is the lock-in section.
Phase, chicken with the 11 months of something.
All right, so we are still positive though.
Are we not?
I mean, look at that, guys.
We have more wins than losses.
So what are you complaining about?
four hours of warm up some people take longer to get into the game like that
bro I'm really not not locked in and so like eight hours in
if I am not getting an eight hour warm up I'm simply just not going to play good
at all so uh... we're about halfway there we're at like
forty percent next
you just got warm up to the other
I am also, I'll say in that earlier, you just don't have enough blue blue ranger.
Okay, also threes is mind-numbing.
Not a big fan of threes I'm learning.
Well, Vince, may I have that beans? Thank you.
Also, you know what? You know what? It's octane time.
We're going octane.
That's a great pinch there friend.
There, literally I am so fucking lost.
I need to like pick up the pace.
That's what I need to do.
I just need to pick up the pace.
There we go.
I need to go faster.
W cocktain?
I wasn't aware that there was a name change.
You might have a 50 here.
Got to play the miss there.
Just in case.
All right, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Slide me some channel points.
Oh, you're jammed to me.
Wait, that's in.
Okay, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
Mid, yeah!
Dude, I told you, what I say?
We're locked in!
What did I say?
Bro is only going for boost.
What can I say?
All right.
If I know where the boost is,
I know that they don't have it, and if I have all the boosts, then I have all of the opportunity, right?
More boosts is more opportunity
It's a inspirational shit right there. All right, but I don't like how much fucking space I'm giving this bitch. That's why
That was the most terrible. Thank you Jay for the safe
Jay, oh, I'm not going on. I got played deep third deep third. He said I mean be as fine
I'm leaving.
Chase up, pop it.
I'm leaving.
Ah, that's good shot.
I got it.
Dude, tell me how I just po-goed off.
I can't fuck it with.
I can't fuck it with.
I can't fuck it.
I'll be able to flip, so let me guess where to go.
Oh my god
It's not never had so many things just go bad so quickly in a row
Good jelly with the gift itself welcome back. It's jelly welcome back
Why don't we talk while playing ranked we probably play a lot better. I
guess that I'm always down
of
a way to go jay
that's my team name
jay that's my you know my real superpowers
picking good teammates
mm-hmm
that's my mechanic name that shit after me
getting carried that's not what i said i just i'm a good team picker
mm-hmm
All right, oh yeah, this is mine. That's mine buddy. Where you going?
It was just a shame guys. We've been playing with him for a half minutes from the year.
All right, watch the prejoff. Watch the prejoff.
Holy shoot.
There we go.
I'm picking up. I'm picking the pace up. I'm picking the pace up. We're looking okay.
Oh shit, my thought. I don't know. He's gone for that.
He's going for that might have another touch though. Maybe really get back
Holy jump with it with a
Broly with these punches they're getting over the killish
One bump one
Somebody should have that I'll be here
and
I mean, that's fine. I'm going to have a free touch and you get out of the way. No bomb for
the first eight four.
Interesting play.
That's on the back wall. I'll play his back.
No, that's a great.
the
misery lost company baby
misery lost company
welcome to the show events
welcome home to show baby
now we win
now we win simple as that
I got beat, wait, wait, wait, wait, why don't we have no way back?
Why don't we rush?
Nooo, wait, it's open.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's open.
It's open!
They're fighting for the goal!
Ha ha!
Oh shit, wait, read, Ragly's at.
Be more patient on backboard.
Okay, team, I got it.
I got it, team.
Be more patient on backboard.
I can- I can withstand criticism.
Oh, failing.
I'll withstand criticism.
There are patients, there are patients, there are patients.
So my patients earned me boost.
It's a reward.
I'm 11th ago again.
Come on back, well.
Bro, that was not patient at all with the fuck.
Okay, Red. I could probably read this, maybe.
Hey, Ghost Pass, it's Pass, it's Pass, it's Pass! Let's go!
That's the umpsphere it. Jay, what would you have me say?
What would you rather have me say?
Now, fuck you, let me cook.
That's what I wanted to say.
All right, but I have better manners than that.
You don't even want to know what I wanted to say.
You would probably think less of me as a person.
J-Fan saved that.
Good job.
Good boy.
Oh, it.
Oh, trust the process.
Don't trust the process.
That's the goal.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Haha.
That was not on me.
That was not on me at all.
That's got to be vents here.
I don't want to shoot your coat, baby girl.
That's my coach, fellas.
Oh shit!
No!
All right, we'll find.
Trusting?
Trusting?
That's my suit.
That's my superpower.
that's my super power guys just pick great teammates.
You know, they really bring together my, they're like really
rain in on my skills and we all just flourish together.
Good game.
Also as beef live yet.
Cause if he is, I mean, I'm down whenever he is,
I assume he wants to just chill for a little bit,
you just wants to talk to chat. He's been live. Oh, I don't even
know why I'm like at least 30 minutes ago. Early reset is going live with five.
He's waiting on you. Wait, is he waiting on us? Well, he didn't respond to my
discord chat. I mean, I'll invite him if he's actually like, he just says he's
training. I'll shoot him that invite. I'll shoot him that invite. Jay, I'm not kicking you out.
But if beef joins in, it might be time.
I don't know. I don't think we're going to be doing a viewer tournament today.
Oh, you know, I got you top 128 smart. Where were we even at right now? I mean, we're positive.
Not quite a lot. We're definitely positive.
I don't know, I get I like these vibes music at all. Oh, thanks bro
I mean you really can't go wrong. What is this song? Kill be girl. Hey, he can't go wrong with kill be girl
Smaxy you silly goose you know people don't you you know people don't want to team with me for my skill, right?
Listen, I am my I'm a personality higher. I'm aware. I'm aware of that. That's fine with me. You think I care
so what
I'll be I'll be the personality higher right?
There's it's there's a small chance in hell.
I might hit a nasty clip every now and again.
Otherwise you're getting a mountain of mid and that's okay.
I'll be you know, I'll be a mountain of positivity.
That's what I'll do.
Beafs queuing a game.
Yeah, I don't know man.
I think I just got egoed by my own teammate my actual teammate.
You know what? I think I'll keep a game.
Ha ha ha beef.
We're still cool.
Melon with the 18 was high melon.
Oh yeah, mountain of mid.
That was my nickname and high school right there.
They call me the mountain as a nickname of the nickname.
Hmm, stop curing.
I have stopped curing.
You got beef with beef.
No, I said that beef has beef.
Have you seen that man? He is double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon for no reason.
Also, why are we stopping the queue? Is be trying to play? I did invite him.
I did invite him.
That shaming is crazy. That's insane that you would say that.
You think there was any shame involved in when would I just describe?
No, no, no. Now that is where you're mistaken.
There's no shaming going on.
A lot of embracing.
It's a good defense.
There's a reason why there's a few people in the Rocket community that I really like.
Not just because there are other fellow Rocket League guys, and we kind of do the same job.
You would think that just because you do such a similar job to other people, like be a streamer in a very niche game.
I mean, I don't know if Rocket League is like very niche, but you know what I mean, you know, we all are mainly play Rocket League
But you would think everybody would just be super like supportive and everybody would be super good friends
It's not always the case. There's you know not always the case, but at a everyone that I've met in the Rocket community and I've met a lot. There's a lot of good people my personal faves
our chief beef
And then
Also, yes, like what's going on? Vince is checking bracket for what?
Oh, the, wait, why are we pausing to you?
Oh, wait, he's just not ready to play.
All right, well, somebody's ready, then.
Gotta get a lot of people.
There you don't have to.
I mean, I'll tell you what, I go to a lot of Rocket League events.
So, I mean, I'm seeing a lot of these people in person,
and it's really easy to either be fake or kind of, you know,
put on a show for people online.
But when you're there and in person with some of these other streamers, just people in general,
I mean, there's no fake in it, right?
Like, I mean, yeah, you just, I guess you're still like being a streamer, but that's you.
And when you're in public and in person still doing that stuff and then also hanging out these guys outside of the in public stuff,
like, you know, going to after parties, I get to tell who's a good dude.
And I can tell who's not really a good dude.
I'll be ready, ready, I bet.
I'm not gonna lie, it's kinda just more like better to just like absorb the bullshit and
spinning it back out.
I mean, yeah, of course, absolutely, oh, yeah, no, I'm with you on that.
I'm just talking about like these guys are genuine people, which I mean, I feel like most
of the streamers that I've met have been genuine people, like if you can get to a certain level
of like growth as a streamer, there's probably a good chance that he got something about
your personality that people connect with. You know, whether it's something that everybody
connects with or just a niche few, you're probably gonna have some people out there like that, right?
And um, I don't know, it's just interesting to see like how these types of people are in person
And most of the people that I've gotten to know are good people most
It's hard to grow a community like that when you don't have some redeemable like qualities about you
There's better and then we still got the who's better you are musty comms
I would say I don't think musty plays much right now even like if I lock in right
Like I'm not fucking ripping an edible midway through stream and I I'm like all right taking it seriously
I think maybe I have the edge maybe I don't know
Like I said must he doesn't like grind anymore you don't even play ranks
Barely from what I know he's definitely not streaming so
We'll probably I'm gonna try and get some games and with beef I don't know if he's a hundred percent trying to play
I didn't invite him and he has not messaged me on discord if not no not a big deal
But oh, he just net bro. He just joined. He just joined. All right, shit. Pro if he would have literally joined if you'd have literally joined
Half a second sooner
All right, I'm gonna have to message him go for a pop maybe
I'm bumping him
I
All right guys hold on I'm trying to message me back here
All right, I probably have time right now. I think maybe
I think I think I did not have time. I did not have time. This is a very intense game hold on
That's cool. Fuck. All right, we're good. We're good.
the
ready
jackie type
I literally can't I it's really possible for me good lord good lord
it's very sick
on the wall. It's my time put me in a coach.
Oh wait.
What do you do? What he do here?
I thought he was like skimbed or something.
Yo, must you see if he's grind his ass off now he's chilling?
What do you mean after the most part? No, like,
skill wise I definitely think he's not like he don't really care.
I mean he's like me. He hit his goals.
There's no other goals after that except for like have fun with the content shit, right?
That's the best taste in area because like once you reach your goals in like a video game
What's the really to do except just tune in and hang out just because you love it or because you are a content creator for such a game
I'm being a content creator for a game. You can't really just stop it any time
See that keep getting me. You can only fucking touch us
You get there
I don't know, I'm being here, let's just not see what he wants to do, I'll pull away, pull the ship.
That's just okay, he's peaking, he's peaking.
Bees coming in after this, guys.
He joined into the lobby and we were already cute into again.
You look at your hands while typing cringe.
I don't think that's that bad.
I can kind of type without looking, I just choose to, I feel like it's faster.
Yeah, it's dude
What guy do you better here?
That's such a hard read just gets to the ball so fast
Why we got it
I'm not going to lie that's fucking insane.
That's fucking insane bro.
Shedon, in your face.
Hell yeah.
I think we're going to hop in comes.
I hope so we better.
We better hop in comes.
I think she'd be thinks you're cheating on him.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, we just wanted a third.
We've been playing for a few hours.
He just got on not long ago.
You're not touching me, son.
I did anything, I'm touching you.
Maybe later.
Prof, that's it.
I was gonna say, if that's in my net, I'm trying.
We'll watch out.
There you go.
Anybody else? Anybody else?
Oh, I just didn't move.
I'll let men's go first.
That's our bitch move.
That we're fine. Maybe.
Yeah, a nice touch. Here we go, Vince.
Bro! That's gonna be a goal. That's definitely gonna be a goal.
What was that touch? What was that touch?
I only watched this shit. Oh my god
If once comes tomorrow talking to chat today. Oh goody. I have forced to sit here with you fucks again.
Oh, I look great day
Day.
But I gotta stop doing that. I guess I'd like hit in the ball away like that.
Not really helping me.
That was.
Place, place clear.
Maybe downfield.
Dude, I hate the fact that I'm just like,
let's go.
I hate the fact that I'm like barely a step-up.
Oh, good.
I'm so confused out. Yeah, now that would not look a few years on. I could have played that better.
Well, I hate it when you're playing three, and you're like a half-second slower to the ball.
Like you're trying to play Flash, you know, but is this guy really bad? I thought he was good. Oh, my bad.
I thought I thought people could have bad days to be known again.
I thought that was allowed. That shot.
come on man you tell me you ain't never had one bad day even at SSL go watch your streamer
for a few days in a row you'll you'll see a bad day eventually
it's not sure I don't have a bad day almost every day might have a bad game every
day everybody has one bad game a day there you go and then hey also you can
Improving one game for that. Oh, a little pass action
Well pass action
Then some help y'all damn. Okay. Okay. I get it
Meant man. I mean of score good
Watch this one
That'll count that counts
to
go in the fucking network please almost hit some good
there we go got the boost nice
to the demo look for the demo
I'm looking better. Oh, here you go, vence.
Alright, so we'll do vence. Here we go.
Oh, shit. I shouldn't have gone there. I should have known he was up.
I should have known. Alright, I'm I'm just trying to take these next games like a series as possible.
That shouldn't go. I was good as okay.
Joe, see money! Maybe the raid bro.
and
all right, that's the win
next few games I'm going to take with full
seriousness right I'm going to treat them like they are RLCS like they are going to be tomorrow's games
that's what we're going to do all right let's go
say G. G's
All right.
All right, J-Fan, love you dog, but I'm going to kick you.
Did my game just fucking crash?
Did my fucking game just fucking crash?
Why did that? I couldn't press it.
All right, let's try it. Let's try this again.
beef, and vents, there we go.
Oh, you left, bro, it was, it didn't say anything on mine. Place fire. Thank you. Wait.
Oh, this is my mod Slick's party playlist. All right, let's get a voice. Let's get it.
I think we're good. No second sneeze. Okay, that's weird. I believe it's weird to only sneeze one time. I don't seem normal.
All right, let's go. These guys are gonna be pretty good. They're gonna be pretty good.
It's will be no easy task but we got it I'm gonna take a boost here this might be a
goal almost guaranteed this will be a goal oh that sucks yo did you
yay all right we got it we got it we got it we got it you'll lock into these
the next. It's like I fucking do this shit on purpose.
I was gonna play the miss there.
I'll get Ben's kill first. I'll get Ben's to me.
I don't even see like right there. I have to apply pressure.
But maybe you can like turn around a little faster.
And with one.
BF has it.
It flip.
Wow.
It's like a test event.
Oh, maybe that wasn't this.
There we go.
There we go.
Good touches.
Good touches.
I don't really came.
Not much came of him though.
I really know what to do there.
So I'm just going to bail out events though.
I'm third.
You might have that.
Let's beat go first.
I'm just gonna play back, though.
Aw, I couldn't get a beat.
Like better though, look at those, look at the vibes guys, look at the vibes!
Rotations looking good.
Then you want that to be a myth, pass I can go.
I'm ass.
I hate that read, that's such a bad read.
It looks like a hard one to hit consistently.
I already got bro, what do you got?
Not fast at all.
Not Vincent there.
Let that back boost.
There we go.
Got the save nice.
What's trust in first thing?
They both have full boost.
That's for us.
One more.
No.
Yeah.
I will try and demo.
Ah.
Kind of left him out to dry.
He just said really close to that too.
He didn't have a lot of options on defense.
That was a good play.
we got it we got to control my using ps4
i tried ps5
i think ps5 is a better overall controller but
we got to be there he got the boost
pick the rate pass oh my goodness oh my goodness
it's safe sense
That's the goal, maybe. Very much the maybe.
What?
There you go, that's free touch, free touch.
Or maybe not free.
Holy shit, guys.
There we go.
This has potentials to be the best contribution I've had to this team all game
I'm doing my part
Oh come back come back there we go
I'm doing my part go team go team
You guys got this I believe in you this is my team
Let's go blue
I
Mean I
Gave my opportunity I gave him an opportunity
Chief beep is caring what you mean he's so caring. I'm confused. What is that?
Who's that mean
Birthday for
I'll watch out
I got a bomb on him.
Beep me.
Oh no.
Follow.
Okay, go for that.
I can't go for that either.
Good shot.
You know what, maybe there's a chance.
I love it when people follow a rule one.
It's just fun.
It just makes the game fun.
Even if you take yourself out of it, it's just interesting.
You gotta go for rule one.
Okay, that's not too bad.
Got a minute left.
Wait, okay, okay.
We were getting in there, we were disruptive.
We were causing disruptions.
All right, we're fine, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Here we go.
Where are the Believers?
Where are the Believers?
No! Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Shit!
I'm a problem, I'm a problem.
Oh, who the hell! Who the hell!
Gooo!
Yeah, let's go
Let's go, let's go, Cliff it got clever
There we go
the
all of the
all the drop in the eye
the
The Rebeef. Oh, she'll be peeking.
Beef! That's my fucking teammate! That's my teammate!
Yeah! Oh, just do it by self. Beef, just do it by self.
That's a go, babe! What a shot. What a shot.
W. Gary? I know. Just doing my thing from the middle.
Bro, I thought I got second. How does that make sense?
I thought, okay, never mind.
I mean, I had a lot of points.
I had, I had a, man, I had not kissed.
I can't, I thought I at least got to take it.
Yo, Versaver with the gifted sub.
Here, let me get to your sub brother.
Yo.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
My bad on that one chat, my bad on that kickoff.
I got to say I just read one of the fucking craziest chats I've ever read in my entire existence on this planet
I might have to I don't know whether or not to ban this guy into oblivion or read it aloud
I just
It's up one
You're not I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go
Give me new teammates that are better
Listen, I'm sorry just because there was a say
doesn't mean I won't be a good contribution. I was a value pick. Great value pick, bro.
But I'm a diamond in the roof.
I'm what they call a good teammate.
See how I protected the net and let my teammate do his thing.
Guess what that is? That's called being a good teammate. You know, I could rush them. I could
try to steal the gold, but not. Simply just that good of a team player. See,
Watch this fake that such hold on
And watch this one a boom over to vents got going for the past he gets the skin
Beafs fucking prejumps that girl wait minutes was freedom. That's how you be a good teammate you go for passes
Tasting point also Jesus Christ chief beef
Going for the old my god chief beef
here. That's beautiful. That's a beautiful thing they just did. I have no idea how I don't have more points.
Your bum, yeah you. I need to switch my car for you. I got to do the oxygen with beef.
I
There we go
Ah
We've also been for a month there
He's beat I'm here
That's a good beat that's a good beat. I mean shit bro. They're just waiting on his touch there
here. He got there real fast. He didn't have a better angle on it than me. I probably
should've waited a second. That's fine. I can't beat the third first. He's dead. Not
I'm not in.
Play safe.
Nice, it's good safe.
Needed that one.
I can pop them. He's going for the pump too.
Double touch.
Damn, that's all right, Benz is there.
That's it mid for a second.
Force them out.
Up by one on third man.
I'm first man faking that.
Popping it up high.
Okay, of course, this guy's stealing our boost.
Got to play the shot here.
So he's going first.
That's fine.
I had to jump there. I knew he wanted to pass that. I was a little far.
That's me. Oh, see, see, see.
God damn it!
There's no end for me today, boys. There's no end.
Oh, my god, it's a perfect shot.
He's right. Oh my god, man, look at this
I mean good lord. I'm not oh my god, I have 38 fucking points. I was in your physical humanly possible
Come on come on get there you piece of shit
No boost
Find 50, put it to me.
That's fine, too. I'm gonna come off.
I mean, passing plays are better than anything else, guys.
Passing plays are what we're striving for here.
I did a really good job of that last game, by the way. First of all.
the
40 seconds we hold the line we hold the line
and I believe I believe I believe I believe it is Gigi well played guys
time switching presets I'm not sorry I didn't
Did any of you guys do that when trying to like leave the game you fucking spam sorry on accident
All right
Oxane first, oxane first. Ooh. Yeah
And we got to give Mr. Verh his sub real quick guys
That's which
Consider the dominance
Guys if we lose next game. I'll use the dominance if we lose the next
game dominance it is.
There you go brother.
I think I got it.
I'm a little bit.
Yeah we got it.
All right, I switched to the octane today.
Can see if we fare any better.
Let me get back to that's fine.
Get fast.
I see, I see.
I'll go.
I see if he could not get the boost, that's fine.
This is the same fucking team again.
Oops, me nobody else on right now. That's not enough, there we go. Open open.
That was a close one. I wish you would have just passed the back to me.
All right, we're good. Come on. Come on.
That's fine. Push the backward.
Flempe the first.
Get a temp by beef.
Going to bounce down on here.
I couldn't get there.
I don't know if this is the octane free set, but I do think octane is the move today.
feel slow here in it oh shit I did not realize people's also up that's my call
downfield for me downfields okay I'll be out back
there we go I just need pass oh I could have certainly had that fun in a
little bit more patient. Be there. Be recovering the low while he
covered the high. Be a little bit 50 there. Nice.
I'm going to fly to the right side. He's faking down to them. There we go.
I'm just gonna tap him a little past
He's playing deep there. No one on a lose our lead here. I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh, that should be a easy hopefully, sir
Oh, no, you look at me
I don't go with him. How did they come in? Oh?
I should have skipped it. I come on come on
That's a great pick. Oh, holy shit
to
use it for
people of the words about it should be okay
I'm getting bumps love that
I can reach that and I've been here
guys just getting every touch in the floor
i was trying to hit the left bro
bro i was trying to hit the left
no bro i was trying to hit the left
i was trying to hit the left good lord that's so bad
we're good we're good we're good
my boost
oh he's going to score this
Well, hey, that was not on me, that was-
That was a good touch though, good finish
If we're gonna make mistakes, at least we're all making mistakes, you know
Now let's level the playing field, low-f come back action, who believes
Ash tag belief in the chat
and
there's so fucking locked in they're just so fucking locked in bro he's the same
I mean bro he was up immediately and like every touch
Damn it!
Score that!
I'm not trying to be in the way, I'm trying to get stuck out of the way.
There we go.
Gonna hit off this side again.
Watch what I cut that.
What do you mean?
Come on.
Oh, that's a little easier, my nut.
Oh my god, this piece of shit actually saved it to this piece of shit actually saved it
It wasn't even gonna go in because he bugged it to fall
All right, I did not I did not win in that game. Um, I said I'd use the dominance
I really don't know if that's a good idea
So
Bro, Coco. Beep. I need to channel my inner cocoa here guys
and
a channel my inner cocoa
that's not what cocoa would do
the private
the private
of the
locked in for tomorrow
I said use the burger car
not you would actually be witnessing the worst
rocket you've ever seen in your life if that was the case for
There's last guys had our number.
It's time to spell big difference.
There we go, it's fine.
That's the last fine.
There we go.
We're about to down the top.
I wish I could go through that.
to
like that
like that
I
Should be fine here nice up to this
There be beefed in the name
Hit off the side. I might be able to get this game
Damn
Holy shit you had to make it great save
either a little bit low I need to be back fast
I probably go.
Yo, how do you have one cave viewers when you are same good as me and I stream too?
Well, first of all, I don't compare myself to others,
or at least I certainly try to.
But the problem, chat, the problem.
of them.
Oh, that fence was going for that.
Is that you have to understand when, you know, I got to where I am because of certain reasons.
One of the things that just works hard, are you doing that?
Are you doing the work that you might need to do to blow up in streaming, or at least to just
throw some what of the following.
Take your step by step, bro, when you first start streaming, you need to focus on having fun and
enjoying yourself and just getting better at it.
You know, you don't fucking start playing a tar
and immediately assume you're gonna,
you know, be a part of a band, right?
Like, all you have to do is just do your best every day
and you'll get better at it over time.
You know, when you try to learn new things,
like push your, push your limits,
push your boundaries of knowledge,
learn new shit, like YouTube is a great resource.
And if you do that, you'll start growing.
A lot more, okay, love.
you trust
nice beef there we go that was a little past all right we got a
plenty of time I want to go for this but I really don't want to go for this
alright that's good I go to events of course this would also be a lot easier for
We're all in comms too, which we're not.
I think it'll be nice.
It's like this.
He had the prejump too.
He had the prejump.
Beef sac, where he's going for the fucking psycho.
He needs the psycho.
That's not in, right? Good lord. That almost was.
Good fake.
Beef's gotta go.
Nice. Alright, well only one go.
I bumped him off.
You still need boost so bad.
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
I'm not boosting Eons.
He's backwards.
Oh, she got it.
Oh, shit.
You said you could say, all right, we got some.
We don't need a panic.
We got plenty of time.
There we go.
It's going to be a good counter.
try to bump them and really do much though
holy fuck dude not gonna lie what abouts
I should have read that but watch this bounce
like I don't know what the hell I should have done there
there's still time though maybe kick off goal
if we can do something on this kick off we stand a chance
okay that's a good start let's get started
All right, we can do it. We can do it. We can do it. It's got a belief.
What if he's losing his bro? Just something's using.
He got beefed up. He used to be.
No, that was a good passing play. They were ready for it though.
That was up for it. Still time, still time. She's more fast.
us trying to like stay in the play with what little boost I have. Let's get past
what you're not going to be much there. Over to me. Come on.
And I last ditch effort. We're playing some insanely good rocket league players right now.
to get a
time to say
no, it's up strike a man to ever get bored of playing
on when you play for fun
coming into you're going to get some people who might like hop in your
chat and be like damn I thought you were better than this it's like
well you know there may be there was a day
there might have been a day where I was you know better
I still had some nasty place sometimes but pro I literally just want to
have fun in this game that's it that's all I care about
So long as I can continue like doing fun collabs or just posting decent content then that's all that really matters and
You know, I also like doing shit outside of Rocket League so as much as I love this game. I mean
I don't really care as much about like actual outcome. I just want to have fun and like maybe has some cool shots while I'm out of
Like I'm gonna get fucking clipped on your bro. I literally I did I cannot keep up right now. I cannot keep up right now
He got me
But that's okay, who cares?
Like when you hit the goals that you would you know set for yourself it's not so it's not so hard
They just have fun now like I said that's part of the reason why I don't care as much anymore because I hit the goals that I said
Everything that I wanted to do in this game. I did those things
I want to get SSL, guess what, got SSL, you know, I want it's a, it's a called, I wanted to get SSL in, uh,
uh, what is it called, uh, extra mode, did that, we got a cell in Rumble, wanted to get SSL in
3's and 2's, did that, the only thing I haven't gotten SSL in other than like the other extra modes,
I definitely haven't, oh shit, I definitely have not gotten SSL in ones, I don't really care
to be honest, so hitting us a cell on the ones is not really something that I think is going to be an important goal that I want to step for myself.
I mean, what ranks are you guys?
What was your goal when you started playing Rocket League? What rank did you want to be?
I know that you have this fucking fliperset piece of shit.
Because for me, the moment I started playing I want to hit Grand Champion.
But back then, Grand Champion was the highest rank in the game.
this guy gets fucking boost I thought he had like zero
I want to leave that boost for him
deep oh shit
not gonna sit there nice
and
I just said it well in the lead of the show though
and would save
and follow up are a couple
and I got to see me a little bit
stay back
i am fucking getting absolutely lit up dude
like these fifties are fucking wild bro
some of these alight monster I need some I need something I need some
admiral all right we I still believe but I'm just getting lit up by the same
like the we didn't plan to same dudes over and over spuck it XCQ guy
I don't mind the dominant though I don't hate it get back here I do need to
I need to go for more demos too we want to actually like play good demos are
going to be the vibe.
Pop them.
Thank you.
It's literally open.
Literally all.
Great, big.
I don't want to go for this.
It's nice.
Dude, I'm literally still lost in this game right now.
I've never, I've never legit like playing this bad bro.
I am just completely confused.
I'm sorry guys.
Live out of tomorrow
Wait wait, what the fuck? Why am I so confused? Oh, that was not on me, bro
Maybe it's not just me that how the fuck am I supposed to read that specific play right there? How in this shit?
Deep enough I go you going again. Yeah
I got it. At least you got that touch.
He just gets the boost immediately.
Alright, beat once boost. We're not beat, uh, events.
I got it. I got it. I hope so.
See, this would also be a lot easier for you in the comms, bro.
What?
Now we're literally facing what do you mean this is that?
This is, this is the proper player.
There's no fucking way this guy's just good.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I got one.
Pumping one.
Pumping one.
Pumping one.
Pumping one.
Something, something one. Don't worry guys, I mean toaster. I got him locked down, bro. I got him locked down. I got him locked down. He's not going anywhere, bro.
He's a leap-blocking skills.
Seriously? Who the fuck are we playing? Who are these people?
why are we playing them not of us are even relatively close to this XCQ piece of fuck
this piece of shit is a hundred and more above me
I'm not not not not fuck that hell no hell no hell no
I know he's got to be stream sniping me or some shit.
Alright. Bro, I know he's he's got to be in here. He's got to be stream sniping.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, the dominance is not it. The dominance is not it.
Clamp what to give to you know what? I know what preset we need bro.
I know a preset we need also it's time to take off alpha boost sometimes alpha boost makes
me feel super slow alright that's the one that's the one here we go clamp thanks
to get to the gift bro alright alright this is the one now we start winning over
Under do we win by five goals or 10?
Ooh, looking. 10, I like it. My type of my type of guy.
All right, Vince is on that. I trust.
I wouldn't that was not a bad take. Obviously, you could do better.
I'll give him some time.
Okay, that was good. We caught him up a little bit. Hold on.
I like this preset, bro. Shout out, Beesmo.
Bemo, the man. I get rotation.
Okay.
It's fine.
That's just, that's just, that's just rude.
I'll be throwing back here.
I'm gonna get a good save.
That's fine, so good such
Demo? No
No, Demo
Oh, it's gonna be tough, save. No, I knew it. Yep. He gets to the ball immediately there and I'm like kind of backwards in that
it.
He lands basically perfectly, and I know he's going to shoot it, but I can't get to like,
I can't go to challenge him in time, so I have to just jump and hope that he shoots it
directly in my forehead.
It's not a very effective strat, I will say.
It's not perfect.
Just give me some to go.
I'm going to bounce down on that piece of stress.
Alright, P seems to be good.
Try to get to P.
See what's there.
He was not looking for a passive rotating.
It's also fine.
I got to play the shot.
Good man.
Over to you.
Over to you.
Get dry. I'll bail out though. I'll fly all the way back. I'll play beeps there. This could be this should be a goal.
I'll part of the plan, boys. I'll part of the plan.
It's not just me!
These are your last capital.
I'm just like underneath it.
Okay, I'm just gonna just kinda linger over here.
That's fine.
I'm going to sit down for a second.
The patient.
Dude, all mine!
My finger slipped.
Every time!
I refuse to lose.
I refuse to lose.
Please.
No please, bro.
No, seriously, please, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, please, bro.
Please.
Please.
I'm not like this.
No, like this.
No, like this.
No, like this.
No, no.
No, it's 40.
You still got time, baby.
You still got time?
Oh
Use there to cut it off a
Prudemma look for demo got a demo got a pop
Okay, got beat here it is
this.
Let's go, Bob.
Ah, good.
Well, I mean at least Vince is telling the ball.
Wait, please.
Yes, beef. He's like our businessman. He's always got the beef.
Oh, hey, by the way guys would chief beef not be a fire name for a fast food restaurant.
He needs to, he needs to trademark that shit. Oh god is this. Oh god is this.
Oh, God is this! I did something! Yay!
Yay! Yeah, hey, don't worry, shit.
and
All right, there might be a few kings. We're still working them out. Oh, yeah, I can't score it
Oh, get that shit out of here
Just like that boys
Moving up in the world
Hey, that's how it's done
That right there
You guys want more of that?
You do?
Big carry.
Thank you.
Well, you know, I'd like to think that the game winning shot is more like 500 points.
So really, I was the MVP of that one.
You know what I'm saying?
I think that's exactly how my teammates also see it.
Like beef would have conceded that MVP, you know?
If you could, if you could.
The problem is that you haven't played Big X. That's a good point. I don't know if it's in this playlist.
Is the party playlist.
Alright, come on.
Come on.
How am I going to beat to this? I'm definitely going to beat to this. This is not good.
That's almost guaranteed to go. How is that not a goal? Alright, they'll all.
he peep peep all the past he my friend
shit
miles on the goal
oh it's kind of bounce for if he has to go for the save
I see how this challenge goes.
Nice.
That's the way. That's the right light.
Bro, right lights. You can actually get up the game.
Holy safe.
All of them has that all day.
Oh yeah.
That's easy safe.
I honestly don't know how I don't hit that, might have worked out though.
Plot him 50 this.
I'm just actually okay, my fault.
Why is he going for that? That's crazy.
W.
I buff him! I buff him!
Okay.
I can't go, I can't go, I can't go.
Nice to see if I need some boost.
Got it, getting some, dropping in circles, dropping in circles.
That's fine.
Just getting the ball down field for essentially setting us up a little bit.
That's fine.
Such a different person when you're girls in stream now, I'm actually trying to lock in.
I've not like made a good name for myself this this rank session
I am I'm a little bit extra locked. Yes, I'm the prove baby
All right, well find a way find a way
Find a way now I'm making moves this game
None of them have been successful thus far, but I am currently making some pretty nice moves
I
All right, that probably has that again a fight against nope. Yes, no
Bro, see now that him jumping into that. I like that it's fucking absurd to me. It's just I couldn't even like
Whoa get there hell yeah, yeah, I came like
Understand that's a great pass should be fine
Oh, that's there.
Play backboard though.
I suppose jump foot.
You may should be back.
And now I'm back as well.
Oh my god I saved it.
See what I'm saying?
We're making move boys.
That's fine.
That's also fine.
on a bit behind me. Nice.
That's fine.
The events just got boost, we just got boost.
I rift that.
There we go. Nice nice nice. Somehow avoided hunting fins out of the play.
There we go. Looking pretty good. Watch the turn on that.
the
the
beautiful
morn chat I want to win this one can you tell
slot did you
and that's how we do it
I'm at the fucking bottom again
How?
How?
Come on, fine. I can get some more points.
Come on, I've been playing good this game.
Like pushing up for nothing, like the more patient.
Guys, that was a good game. I played good there. I played good there. Is that my wife? Yeah, that's my wife.
I was not read it, that was not refee of e.
I mean, what I really watch at, we just got to get some good clips is all, and they don't have to be clips of me playing insanely good.
It just has to be of something interesting.
See, thank you. It was good defense, Papa. I appreciate that.
That's where I've been trying to tell these fucking people.
There's simply just not listening to me.
Alright, here we go.
Right, right down in the middle.
Thank you for trying to avoid misceby.
I'm beat to that, or I'm not beat to that, and they're actually missed the ball, but okay.
There you go, beef.
of
the
of the air reset nice still had the reset
of the
of the
of the
I get the booze not I don't go away without the boost
Holy Holy save holy please jump beef
You gotta get back you gotta go
Gonna be gonna be
I'm
He wanted to hit it high. I was just trying to do a ground passing play
Oh, it was fun. Be fit
Be what's that again?
No problem. I would have got it. It was some aquatic. It's a black neural network. Yeah
Oh 10 minutes isn't bad, she has to quad it. As long as you didn't have it like that lay over.
Lay it, lay it over.
Please get the boost, nice fence.
It's a good passing player.
I'll go and chill.
Didn't bump, might not matter.
Oh, he finds a way he finds a way
Good save
Poppin's doubles though, maybe?
That mean that's a pretty fucking immaculate past though boys come on
He shot
See, that was a nice little pop also beef. Yeah, nope
There, bro, he skits up there!
I'm not bottom!
I'm not bottom-fraggy!
And I had a chance for an open shot, and I got touched.
I'm regaining my speed, guys.
Oh, here we go, please.
There's one more time, there's one more time.
I should have taken it from him. I wanted to let him get the clip.
Oh, close. We're getting these passing plays now, no, to get you guys to see.
It's pretty heavy again.
Ah, that 50.
Holy. Holy. Holy.
Damn, beef.
Oh, the hit him.
Oh, he just saved the shot that was in, I think.
Holy fuck, that was in, boys!
Up top, up, attacking.
And up, attacking! Oh!
My boost, my boost, my boost.
Just find a way, find a way, not an.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, he does not have to do this yet.
What the fuck?
Let's go!
Good pass, beef!
Good pass!
He's just like landed right on the ball too. I
Keep her going. Come on
Shit bro, is it your fucking old soul goal to touch me after every fucking kick off?
What in the shit is wrong with you?
Okay, guys my ball
Yeah, now you can go
to
know
all
I think we might get a little too comfortable
We didn't even think there was a chance for some fucking reason
They got that take that right
Hey go, I'll beat myself beef is up. Oh my god. Oh shit
Oh we we're gonna keep this shit up for sure
I'm never not
Come on
That's what I think.
Oh, shoot.
Dude, if I can't got a better initial touch, I kind of threw the possession.
I'm going to go for a psycho for sure, that's cool damn I
Dude that's so unfortunate I saw a torch that dude that was our game so that was our game bro
Oh, oh, yeah, there you have his clothes. His clothes.
Only getting rock leaked for Fortnite cars but it's kind of growing on me.
I genuinely wonder how many people started playing Rock'E League for like the Fortnite items
and then they just like decided oh wait, this game's pretty fun actually.
You know? You have to imagine it's a decent few, right?
All right guys we've been live. I've got like maybe two-one minutes to match.
the
of the
all right not bad not bad won't be what you got now this is a
the
red ship
all I can't reach it all I can reach it
the left of
the
Ah, come on bro. If I could have just gotten a little bit further to the right on the ball. He does not save that. Just gonna be a go.
Oh, maybe not. I'm beat by a mile.
That's human ago. There we go.
Hit there. Hit there. Hit there. Nice. Pass.
I love that beef was there, ready for the cutoff.
Thank God, I can go.
You can be forced to go.
There you go again.
I shouldn't have wasted that boost.
There we go.
There you can bomb.
Not a can't bomb.
Look at the mid boost.
Beef's alone.
Oh, I just passed it. That's gonna be a goal.
I thought it worked. And I got to do it's nice.
Somebody's probably gonna hit this, I think.
She's still on it.
This is a potential.
This is better looking rocking the right here.
And the net come on.
There we go. Hey, we're not bottom-fragging.
That's how it's done.
The progression, the progression.
It's killing the beast mode car.
you do you even look like beast mode you start peaking
close I would have started out that's it middle he's gonna miss this
not peaking I have to go backward you fucking get me okay wow feel like he missed that
just this flight me after I said that he has it
I
Trust
I swear bro these guys genuinely they're initial on purpose
Come on come on
We get you kick off you kick off
Careful don't do it don't do it
Beautiful. Oh that's a go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Oh
the placement see whenever events hit hits things like this with this type of placement
I want him to place his hands on my face and give me a kiss that's what I want
that's what I want out of my teammates bro is that's so much ass
it's all about placement and rip that's all this let's go
Oh, close
Nice
I'll stay back here a little bit
Holy, just look at for past you know don't mind me. I'm just mowing around
Oh my me stop touching your dick seriously that might be the craziest guy my ever heard from anybody ever
the moment that uh... fucking zen started coming
stop touching your dick or like are you touching your dick mother of god
see right there i
you know i cannot confirm or deny
if there was any dictation during that life
all of saying is is certainly looks like it is certainly looked like my
head wasn't in the game
by some of
Hold it wait a minute. Is that what is that happens?
Is that what clip happens guys?
No, fuck
Bro bro no bullshit bro no bullshit no bullshit. I actually thought we were up by two. You gotta be fucking kidding me
No dude, so serious that you gotta be fucking kidding me
No no no no no no no no no no no please not like this oh my god I
Trust, I trust I trust I trust
That's fine. That's not that fine actually
This is getting even more show not fine. All right, you shut that booze. I'll get this juice. We've really got to make sure that we lock in for the pros
It's open. It's wide open. I mean, well thought. There wasn't one of them ever to say that.
Got a nice 50.
But B has that B faster. There you go with flip.
the
past me to pass
throw a good control
nice job to have a little like how I just like back with all the
Over me.
Pump them.
It's off in GGS.
Oh, I'm going to throw it in throw it in throw, let's go!
We didn't throw!
Yep, that was all me.
Oh, maybe he definitely did not just miss that ball completely.
He did not, that was all this fella.
Vince is not having a good time.
I mean, hey, we're positive though, that's a bright side.
You know, we're all having a good day, maybe.
And we want to be one not dude right now.
I am in the depths of hell.
You are not removing me from where I stand until I claw myself out.
Also, we got to one of for our else yes.
Guys, be realistic.
What are our odds?
What are our odds?
Yo, high bubble batch, how are you today, man?
What's up, GS?
Yo, pop, uh, let's, let's up, bro.
Master, you, boy!
I can't have that resub, man.
What did you do, baby boo?
Ah, you know, man.
I wasn't even gonna be streaming today.
It really is. Yeah, it really is.
But, um, yeah, we were supposed to be snowboarding today,
but that fell through, so now we're here.
Now tomorrow Saturday and Sunday are gonna be good days. They're gonna be really good days now. I'm not streaming Monday Tuesday Wednesday though
So we're doing a lot. Oh my god
Bro, I see this dude can't go ruin my nightmares no bullshit. I I this is not gonna be fun
Or maybe it is. I don't know
This dude was so locked in earlier today. It was honestly ridiculous
I got a fact pass that a little bit
I think beef has it you got something at least
I'm gonna go to the right lane by now, I might be in, how we're good, is it air dribble?
A little bit low on boost, but damn, damn, I'm gonna have my face all right, come on.
he's dead wait socks off hey we talked about this socks off shit alright socks off
get socks on not get all right i have no boost he's going for a reset i gotta
play the touch holy shit hold just see that good blood i don't know why i
Jump like I'm reading that I don't know why I jumped like I'm scoring that in any day in any scenario
Good cut off, Keith
Oh, that was on this one also might be on damn
I should have passed it for I got a pass just get these my teammates are all so yes. Yes, yes, yes, close
I got a pass more girl
the
loss of the way
no as a bad pass I'm trying to pass that to be by some creep enough
close to try
what is getting to impact
Wait bro, it might be sketchy
Nice, this is a great flavor. That's nice guys. I know I've been averted before. I just don't know what it is. What's tension impact?
Well, no, what's that was we might be scored on maybe not?
of
all five of the
all five of the
Mugs his ass bro. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, drift.
Wait, what the fuck is that?
High school D&D.
Is that like an anime?
Wait, is that like a fucking weird anime?
Probably one of them weird ones.
To the start he'd bad enough when you fucking watch an anime and like you're sitting there watching some good shit and all of a sudden shit gets like really really weird.
I hate when that happens.
I just get weird out of nowhere.
Like someone walks in the room like with a fucking you washing.
It's like bro, they were having a badass like fucking fight to the dead two seconds ago swear to God. They really did
They do like last two literally you just walked out
They were using magic and shit people died
You just so happened to watch the scene where for some fucking reason one of the female characters decided to take off all over clothes. I don't understand
It's not fun to be far to that bro. It's not fun
of
old
old
old
old
I thought I tried to tell you at least you just didn't listen.
Oh, for oh my goodness, I want to what that maneuver was, hey hurt I ain't seen that
on before.
All right, watch how much trust I have in my teammates.
Well, you bro. No, please.
Wait. You just, he's shooting, it's doing that one. I send the net.
Aaaaaahh. Maybe. Ay. Come home.
Hey, he really did just smack that.
All right. We'll keep going. Made my lives are so chapped.
It's kind of weird. You guys want to know why I think my lips are chapped.
Every time that I go in a trip to like up North, you know, in the mountains for snowboarding,
every time I lips get really chat because the air is drier and shit, right? And then like, I blame on those a lot. I think my lips preemptively got
got
Chaps. I think my body knew I was about to go snowboarding. It was like
Got a prepare, you know, got to make sure we're ready
You have that man a whole bunch of chap lips. Yes
He's just ready for the
Not even your flesh just literally not even good blood
Hey, some first bees. I've got, oh, I've got this.
Is that the stage of being chat where like I could just like, there's just, did skin, I don't like it.
Oh, I didn't pause the cue, damn.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait what the fuck were we playing tea corral
Why why the fuck were we playing tea corral
All right i'm not really gonna lock-in
Ok did you touch together
We gun
Beef are you ok
Nice
Vinnable items
Where ya'll shot on the shot grass
You are ridiculous, Mr. T. Correll.
I really thought I had that one.
Well, maybe I should try for a fake or something.
All right, we got lots of time here.
Nope.
Double taps all day, bang. Holy touch.
Oh, man, I'm about to out. Right.
All right.
I was not prepared for that such and I was also not prepared to get close line
It's just not looking good. This game might be a fluke this one don't count
I'll talk for the mess
that's the easy safe for Mr. Beast
I trust somebody's gonna rip this somebody. I don't know who. Yeah I'm
You know you guys might be watching this game right now thinking yeah, they're gonna lose
You know they're gonna lose
But to that I say you're just y'all just don't know
You almost have never seen a prime time to ask you TV come back before have you
I'm going to see you have not I'm going to see you have not
but you might sit there.
Yeah, my need has to be good for the aura.
I need that one to hit.
Dude, see that everyone's just so fucking quick.
Okay, see.
Like everyone's so quick with the one time I decide to go for the ball and be quick.
Nobody goes for the ball.
If I go to like, yeah, you know, we don't really need to, uh, that was, yep, I didn't really know if he was going for that one or not.
Damn, I thought that'd be a good pass.
He couldn't be.
He found us trying to fake me.
I take offense to that.
Why are we all in the corner boys?
the
guys, minute and 40, who believes
said this was prime time
all Mister Chief B
flip reset, yeah, right here we go, now
whenever we win
y'all need comes, they didn't wanna do
comms, they didn't wanna talk to me, they said
to nasty, we don't like you very much, and
honestly, we want your game play, we don't want your voice
that's what they said, man, I'll show you the deal
blame them not me
I was willing
Okay, I thought you guys to believe in the comeback just fair warnings either way, just fair warning
Oh, I wanted to be a shot
How is he not dead
Touched beef. It's all softens here.
Can't really reach that probably miss
Must say don't god damn. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. We get it. I'm gonna be honest guys. This was not one that we were probably gonna win anyways
That was tough one. All right. We got like one more one more
I don't know, dude, why, let me tie it, there we go.
Alright, last one, last one, last one, last one, last one.
Last one for the day, and then we will come back stronger and ready tomorrow, alright, guys,
Leave it or not. Again, pretty tired.
I also have to check and see if my freaking bags are a Tampa airport. I don't think they are.
I don't think I got a phone call.
All right, Tyler, you suck.
Fuck you.
Got one.
Well, we're definitely going to be doing a lot of comms tomorrow as well, guys.
It's gonna be a lot easier for us to coordinate.
Nice shot. There we go.
Got it, and on a win, baby. Got it, and on a win.
And on a win, fellas.
Oh, I can do that. I literally, it's physically impossible for me to type.
You know, guys, brother, I'm not built for this.
All see, like, a lower rank or something.
the
one of them
for a bomb can get it
play a beach touch
to the same
as a
and
one of the past
for an eighter
to watch out for guys named front and eighter bro
bank
he's not on it that
good touch at least
and
I can't play the ball all of the side wall to the left of the struggle with
and on a win and on a win
and on a win
There we go. Got the beat, follow matters.
No, bro. How does that go? Wait.
Dude, for real. How? How is that a fucking go? How is that fucking go?
Got him! Got him, okay!
Keep retreating. It's gotta be a problem.
Wait, and then he misses? Dude, I can't read none of this shit!
the
and
that's got to be a goal right hell yeah
hell yeah
and this is a set of zara of zara of zara of zara of zara of zara of zara of zara no leave
on that when we've got lots of wins guys look at the win loss okay we're
actually positive i promise you we are positive
It's just chaotic dude. Three is a lot
I speak like getting into the flow of three is always interesting
See like this dude literally just comes out of fucking nowhere
Ah, good defense
Might have been able to do something there
I was going all the way back for a second.
There we go.
Beasts on the ball.
I think you just scored.
Nice.
Carious to the win.
Mr. Beef.
What do you do here?
See, that's what I've been struggling to do right there this entire day.
I have just not been able to like play that bounce off the wall very effectively.
I have fucking struggled bro.
Like weirdly enough.
There's one of those first.
see if the boost is lovely. Nice that work. Deep there. That's pretty good control.
I got a few beats here and there.
Just got to hold this one goal lead.
Holy shit, what is it?
I got the dude. Sorry, sorry, I'll go.
He's last in it.
That's fine. Wait, maybe it's not fine. No.
Oh my god!
It's perfect every time it's perfect every time.
My boost, yes, at least I got the boost.
No problem, no problem.
Oh, he's dead!
When it rains, it pours fellas!
When it rains, it pours!
I just need to go. There we go.
I'm just
looking for demos with them, I'm looking for demos
mind
walking around like a fucking English dog
I can't reach it
I can't kill it
I boys I man I shit
We did not end on a win, but that's okay, eat these boys.
Here, for sure we want to do a scrim, for sure.
If we can do some scrims tomorrow, that would be ideal, that would be perfect.
All right guys, all right.
You can set up in DM's.
Have a good one.
Yes sir, sounds good to me.
Peace fellas.
Peace.
All right guys.
So, where did the last word?
Where did the name to the last VTV come from?
I was taking a shit at Plant Fitness and this came to me.
I'll never forget it bro.
I was sitting right there.
And hi, it was on Google, I was on Google, and I was looking up interesting words that
start with T because my name is Tyler, that's my actual name.
And I was looking up like cool names that started with T because I knew that I wanted my
online name to at least have that, just start with T, you know, like tsunami and shit like
that.
But obviously tsunami wasn't a very good one because it didn't start like it started with
the T, but it's really not a T sound, you know.
I thought about that one, I did.
Twitch, oddly enough, did not support the Titi's TV.
I think they confused it with a different website.
I don't know as confused, but,
but no, it's actually what happened.
Yeah, I was, I was that playing at Fiddys doing a workout
and I was on the toilet and I was bored
and I was like, I don't want to change my name to something
and then I looked up on my phone, saw the word tenacity
and I was like, that's the one, that's the one.
I checked to see if anyone else had that name
that name and they did, but they weren't a very big streamer and their name was not exactly
to an SETV, like to an SETV pvp or something. So, to an SETV was born.
Yo, choke up all. Thank you so much for the raid. I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry sir. We were talking
a lot. But that'll be it for today guys. We are going to play the ad p of the day. Sorry, the
games were a little bit off as far as like my performance, but you know, if you didn't like it,
get go fuck yourself. I'm allowed to have days off to you. Actually, to be honest, to be honest,
actually, you're lucky that this wasn't a day off because I wanted it to be, I thought about it.
I was like, do I want to go live today? No, but I can't stop myself. You know, I really can't. So,
here we are. You're welcome. I guess. Yeah, that's the narrative. I'm pushing. All right, VIP today.
Okay, winner gets a sub in the chat, VIP in the chat, and their name in the title of stream.
Join up, baby.
Tomorrow you already know.
EU, Rocket League.
What the fuck is this?
I won't do a no one.
We are not doing that one.
We are doing this one.
EU are also the final open for EU until the Boston major.
I don't think EU played all.
After this, we can't.
Yeah, pretty sure they're done.
I can correct me if I'm wrong, I hope I'm not wrong, but yeah, I'm pretty sure that EU is tomorrow, and that's the last one, like this weekend is the last one, and then North America is next weekend, and then after that one, it's all done.
Now, I'm still going to go live the weekend after that because I have there's like a separate event going on that I'm going to watch party, but.
We got to do we are jam packed with all bunch of shit that we're doing. We got some collabs that I want to do next weekend
They're not next weekend, but next week is some point like Thursday maybe. Oh, Thursday would be the day wouldn't it because I'm not streamin Monday Tuesday Wednesday
Hmm, I chat lock in x-page point play x-glomation point play. There's no space in between the x-page point the play
Also, if you guys are watching on tixak or YouTube, I will see y'all tomorrow
So tomorrow, EU in the morning, and then we've got North America at night, I'll probably
take a small break in between.
We'll see.
I don't know.
But yeah, so if you guys are watching on YouTube or TikTok, peace out.
I will catch you all tomorrow.
If you want to join in, join up on the Twitch stream, right?
Peace out YouTube.
Peace out TikTok.
Thank you guys.
All right.
point play, exclamation point play guys.
All right, we got 95 people five more tonight, boosted your
disc or server. Thank you, cause, they kind of appreciate that. I
always see them. Um, so whenever somebody boost in the
discord, it goes to my announcements page. So I see every single one
Um, and I really appreciate you guys. We actually have a ton of boosts in the discord. It's kind of insane. But um, yeah, that's why I make sure to thank everybody.
Because I can see on that every time I check my discord, I see it.
So I'll say thank you to you in the discord chat as well. Here we go, guys. Who will be our VIP of the day?
We goto, we goto, we goto.
to
check the chicks
guys, I'm tired, man.
What was going to be fun?
When is it in the morning?
I'll be live around 10, 30ish.
Protein 15, you know?
I'll be live around 10, 15 tomorrow morning, 10,
10, 15 a.m.
And then we'll be live all weekend, you know,
classic classic stuff.
You guys know the drill.
We'll do EU in the morning and then we will do day number one of RLCS at night and then
If we make day two, we'll obviously also do day two for RLCS and then if we somehow
Make day three. We'll do day three. Now, I might still go live on day three for like the North American watch party
But I don't really know if we need to it's only gonna be a few big teams
Yeah, sorry squittled our squido deli
Who's the first Mr. Derpy?
No, Kazu.
Ooh, Kazu's in first by a long distance.
Who's that Derpy Andrew and Mike?
So this guy's not actually real.
The symbol to the left of his name.
I mean, he's not real.
Tyler, are you mad about the trip getting canceled?
I mean, dude, I'll tell you what,
sitting at the airport for 13 hours did suck.
That was not fun.
I do not wanna do that shit again.
But it's okay.
silver lining, you know, I always try to think when something bad happens or something that you think is bad.
You got to try and look at some of the positives like sometimes you just get kicked in the ass right and sometimes you get kicked in the ass, but like at the end of it all, it actually worked out a little bit better.
And so I'm kind of think I'm kind of trying to have that mentality. So the trip got canceled, but we just moved it way, cause it way way, who's what, whoa, my god.
Guys who got it.
Snubs from right under Mike.
Kazoo Trash dude, what I come back? What a steal right at the end. All right, Kazoo you are our VIP of the day my friend
Kazoo Trash
Put your name a chat
Kazoo
Trash
93
You are our VIP of the day. Wow, what a win, too
All right, your name is now in the title of my stream, brother.
You also have VIP in the chat as of right now.
And then shout out to our boy Caden for being our previous VIP of the day.
But unfortunately, your time has come to an end, Caden, we love you, buddy.
But until next time, and Mr. Kazoo, your name's in the title, baby.
All right, everyone.
Thank you so much for tuning in.
I really appreciate it.
Who are we rating?
Let's see.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
We are gonna raid.
We are gonna raid.
Oh, I know we're gonna raid.
Guys, do me a favor.
When we raid this dude, Trump a bitch.
He's my IRL friend.
You have my full permission to call him a bitch, all right?
You have my full permission.
In fact, not only do you have my permission, if you don't do it, I'm going to call you a
bitch and you don't want that. That's the consequence you're not prepared for. All right. So when you
get in his chat, call him a bitch. All right. And also drop him a follow. And if you're feeling extra
frisky, drop him a prime sub, maybe I do something crazy. You know, as you know, it's an exchange
of goods and services. That's what a purchase is. So, you know, you're going, you're going.
But all right guys, yeah, flag got canceled, it was kind of sucks, but at least we got to
stream today. And then our trip is a completely canceled. We're just moving it to Monday
Tuesday Wednesday. So no stream Monday Tuesday Wednesday. I will be back on Thursday and then
obviously Friday next week. So I'll see you guys tomorrow. Bright and early tomorrow about
11 15 AM Eastern. 11 15 is when I will definitely be live like a lot of a second earlier,
Who knows, but hopefully I'll see you guys there and enjoy the rest of your night, and thank you for being so amazing.
Thank you guys for watching stream and I will see you tomorrow.
Alright, peace out guys. Have a good rest of your night.
Show the face and love, alright? Peace!
Bye guys.
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