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🏆WASHED WEDNESDAY🏆RANKED🚨 TOURNEYS🚨TIER LISTS🚨REACTS🚨IM BALD | !vipoftheday ~ @ZeroXXertyX
02-11-2026 · 5h 00m
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Come back into the stream how we doing how we doing how we doing guys
How we doing how we feeling it is a beautiful Wednesday for the lovely sexy bitches in this chat
What's up jiggly? What's up brother? How you doing today? What's up speedy? We got a little swizz chat
Welcome back
Did you miss me? I missed you all right? It can be one-sided it's allowed to be but it shouldn't be all right
We got MD or MTD collectibles. We just double-check here. Yeah, that's what I thought first sub of
Hey, how you doing? Hey, what's up, Rocky?
Can I please come wash these?
No, dude, I'm not touching your balls.
Stop asking. Thank you.
What's up, kinetic?
How you doing? Oh, XO.
How do we do a speed flip?
I will show you in a little bit.
I will show you in a little bit.
Yo, what's up, Bubba?
First time I've ever seen the intro of the stream
and fallen for like two years.
Hey, I'm glad you enjoyed it, bro.
How was the DMV?
We, I think we almost got her car fully squared away.
Dude, so we went to the DMV and like,
if we go to the DMV and they basically tell you
to go fuck yourself.
Cause that's what fucking happened.
Dude, I went to the DMV, right?
And then we had all the stuff
and then at the front desk at the,
we didn't even make it to the clerk.
They were like, oh yeah.
So you didn't actually need to come here.
You actually need to go call the dealer that you bought the car from.
I know I'm usually, oh yeah, you just got to like go to, you know, basically get the fuck out.
Every time you go to the DMV, the first person you talk to is like, you know what?
How about you go into that dark corner over there, whip your dick out, start jerking off and get the fuck out of here.
Sorry, I had like, I had like, I had gotten over it and then you guys made me, it got
rehashed and I'm a little upset but it's cool.
Vicious with the six months in advance.
Thank you so much Vicious, I appreciate that.
Yeah, my guy, my guy, I'm going to Photoshop your head into the DMV.
Please don't.
I don't want that.
Go coach doctor disrespect the only thing I can coach that man on is how to not DM children
All right guys
You know what you can accuse me of a lot of things, but
You cannot you cannot accuse me of that
Whoa, what the fuck?
All right, I guess we're partying today or something. What the fuck is going on here?
Okay, we're just all right. Yeah, let's go. Well. I don't know what the fuck
We're doing we're doing it
What's the fuck happening right now? What's the fuck is going on?
Hello
That was cool, I wish I would have known it was happening, but the fuck was that hold on
Dude, I have so many random like dope ass overlays that I don't even know I
Don't even know what?
Like I don't even know how to turn them on
Good Shelly, you should not get any ads if you are subscribed to the channel.
That is just as simple as that.
Alright, let's see what y'all have been up to recently.
Jarvis, jerk it a little.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, leaked?
What the fuck got leaked now?
Letters.
Posting a little kitty cat.
Alright, chat.
Hey, go post some interesting shit in my Discord.
I mean in my defense I literally just now said post the interesting shit you cannot
not even say that that's not interesting
the fuck is happening
okay so i know i just now said post some interesting shit
okay look at this
this is some interesting shit
Bro, he's got a 3D printed phoenix with some badass rims on that shit watching the stream.
Okay, do you see how that absolutely falls underneath the category of interesting?
This, guys, THIS, is not what I'm talking about!
Why the fuck is LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal both got, first of all, these are not basketball shirts at all.
Why do they have massive cleavage?
Why do they have painted nails?
Why are they hugging onto that basketball?
Like it's their child.
Sea Breezy!
Hey, big five bomb from the breeze man.
What's up, Sea Breezy?
Okay, see this, this is cool.
This is interesting.
He's got a whole racing setup and a badass PC, right?
Right?
I'm a little bit scared to open this,
but we're gonna do it.
We're gonna rock it out.
What rank are you nowadays?
Hold on.
Honestly, I'm pretty washed.
YOOOOO!
CLIFFERED!
With also a 5 gift.
Thanks, Clifford!
Thanks, Clifford!
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, let's see.
Alright, let's see if this qualifies as interesting.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
So, uh, what rank are you nowadays?
Honestly, I'm pretty washed.
Wash Wednesday, baby.
Where did you find a bathtub?
It was on sale at Ikea.
Okay.
Okay.
That's content.
That's definitely content right there.
Yes, we just got back from their first day at the gym.
The gym?
We- we're battle car-
Do I look bigger?
Stronger?
More muscular?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What exactly are you doing while you're there?
I wanna fuck that up, people.
I do push-ups yeah that's about it oh my god I don't know it burns what the
little buddy dude what kind of content are you guys making I genuinely I'm not
kidding at some point during this video I actually thought that this octane was
gonna fuck this phoenix that's a problem we gotta watch out for what kind of
content we try and put out into the world guys because I mean some people
might just take it the wrong way what's this little swizz alright I'm gonna rate
your golf swing what the fuck is going on here
oh it's a practice swing okay actually very beautiful day is a very pretty day
so you have to hit the ball you got to hit the ball you got to hit the ball
Okay, he's lining it up. Oh gotta make sure the toes are feeling good, right?
Boink! Into the trees! Congratulations! Actually, I don't know if that was into the
trees or not. He actually, I think he's supposed to hit it here, so he might have
just slotted that perfectly. Oh wait, there's the ball. Okay, he might have
actually got the best the best touch of all time there. Cliff, I don't know
what that is. Is he gambling?
We have been live for 10 minutes and this is not the type of content I was asking Chad
for.
All you did was screenshot it, look at this guy's profile picture is Jigsie, he took a
screenshot of the page and just said fuck you.
Alright, alright, Jigsie community, so very nice, so very welcoming.
Fucking cool as shit actually damn. Hey, do you shit in that chair bro? I can see his ball print
But cheek but cheek balls, okay moving on
Moving on wow that is some dedication. No, no, okay. No bullshit. No bullshit
Ball print but cheek literal actual my reaction
My very genuine very real reaction to that one. I will say it's pretty sick though
He's probably like he probably post this like man
I would love it if he pulled it up on stream and set up a set how badass it was meanwhile. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, that's two left nuts right there. Mm-hmm. That's but cheek but cheek nuts
I will say now. He's got the backpads going now. That's pretty badass. It's cool. Dude. This is definitely very very cool
It's cool setup
Oh
God
Is it too early into the stream to grab a beer because at this point I fucking want a beer
What the fuck what the is this Vince fucking up on a big-ass eggplant? Is that what that is dude?
Is that what that is?
Holy shit. He looks way too happy. Where are his teeth by the way?
Where are his teeth? Oh, I don't like how fucking this eggplant looks bro. I don't like how detailed it is. Oh
Wait, wait, wait, okay. This guy is looking directly into Vince's eyes. Why is Vince eyeballing this up here?
Well, you look at his eye line straight to not looking at him in the eyes
This guy look at his eye line boom locked in on the eyes. He's ready to fuck
Vince on the meat on the other hand. Oh, I see I
I see what Vince's eyes have locked into. That right there is called opportunity.
Mm-hmm. He just figured out how his night's gonna go and he likes it.
Okay, can y'all not post this type of shit? Fuck!
See? Now, lead this guy.
Lead this guy.
Mr. Bill Dance, um, what would you do if Vince is in the chat and he heard you say that?
Huh?
Because I know if I walked into a chat, we're saying walking here metaphorically, of course.
If I joined somebody's chat and one of the first things I saw was somebody use a
TTS to say that it looks like I give a good gummy, I think I would promptly leave
that chat.
the fuck dude you can't you say that you can't you say that about people say oh
you got good dick-sucking lips you can't say things like that man okay this guy
soul leveling attack on Titan he's got my vote good job buddy good job buddy yo
jackaboo take the 200 bits it's definitely my setup and I did not find
this on Google it's the same fucking guy it's the same guy from earlier who
who took a screenshot and said fuck you!
It's the same person!
What?
Detective Wallace, oh, fucking,
we got a detective in the chat,
is that your conclusion, Mr. Detective,
is that I would give a good comment?
What the fuck is this?
Bro, who plays War Thunder?
What the hell's going on here, man?
He's got the Costco keyboard.
Is that?
What the fuck?
Bro, is that a broken laptop? Dude, look at what the laptops backwards. It's like twisted
Dude, it's like it's like a Rubik's cube, but like a laptop form. This is the monitor. That's the back side of the laptop
Then he's got random books. Is that the old aquafina?
random things you know low-key that low-key without all the extra shit this
looks like a pretty chill spot you know you just gotta do you live in the
struggle
bitch what the fuck is even that I don't even know what that means
I
Was the dart is darts
I'm putting my money on that guy that guy looks like he knows what he's doing
This guy this guy right here
Okay, first of all first of all it doesn't okay first of all it doesn't second of all fuck you have a blessed day
Yeah, I'm definitely putting all of my money on that guy
Let's see
You forgot to turn on your view bots dude. You're so right. You're so right my bad
You know what let me go ahead and press. Oh, there we go. I'm pressing the button
I'm pressing the button guys are we at 10,000 viewers yet. I'm pressing the fucking view bot button, but nobody's showing up
What the fuck? Oh my god, it's almost like it's almost like the drops aren't turned on. Oh
Oh, oh the drops aren't turned on. Oh, so dude I'm pressed dude
I'm pressing the viewbot button, but nobody's showing up man the bots. I don't know they're glitching I guess I guess the bots are
Glitching hmm that's unfortunate maybe next time bro. Maybe next time maybe next time you'll come in
There's gonna be a hundred thousand people in the stream
I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of it. I'm so done. I'm so done. This is gonna be a thumbnail.
This is going to be a thumbnail. Cucumber said you are obviously bubotting sometimes. Okay.
Okay, guys, I love you. I know that some of you don't really have big brains. It's
Okay. Hey, I'm not gonna hold you against it. I'm not I'm not gonna hold it against you
Let me go ahead and throw this out there for you
Um, how many views do most of your favorite streamers have when the bots are not not the bots the drops are turned on?
Huh when drops are turned on your favorite streamers, right?
How many fucking viewers do they normally end up going up probably a decent bit, right?
So shocking that when a watch party is happening and people are getting free shit
The viewership goes up. Wow! Holy fuck! Who would have thought? That took me about, what, five, maybe ten seconds of thought?
I know that's tough for some people. Some of you even, possibly. I know that thinking can be really difficult.
It's crazy that whenever some people get free shit by tuning into a stream, they tune in. Wow!
Dude, I actually would never have guessed. It's crazy that that's... I said all that with that picture being pulled up.
That's what's actually even more crazy. Maybe I should pick a better picture to crash out a little bit. There we go
That's a better picture. There we go
That's a better picture
Hey police like can you record the part where you just bind the replay to a hockey? Ah, wait what my replay buffer I
should
Hey, hey, well denar you should probably go back to his stream and lick his lip lick the tip of his dick some more
Buddy since you're riding on that shit. It's okay. What the fuck?
Why does the eggplant have to come in here with me?
Why do we bring him back? Who the fuck is asking AI to make this shit? All right? I'm done. That's it
GG's I'm done. We're moving on to the next part of the stream
That's where I fucking draw the line kiddos that right there is where I draw the goddamn line
We are what let's go play some fucking rocky league. No
Yeah, we'll put on some tunes
What the fuck no way wait wait bro a no shot a
Ain't no shot my capture card flagged the fucking AI of
events in an eggplant kissing me you got to be shitting me dude
Wow
Not gonna restart my damn game and Pete. That's fucking crazy. That's fucking crazy
I'm glad I didn't go live on tiktok yet. That's crazy
All right, well hold on it was copyright guys. I seem to have to end early. I guess what's up poopy butt dick
What a great name thing for the 250 bits that was very obviously needed
That was AI
Let me get this straight dude you see an actual like genuinely like real picture of me
getting fucking double-fisted by Vince the Potato and an eggplant and you
actually don't think that that's AI you think that's real we're fucking cooked
boys we're cooked this generations cooked my chats cooked we're done blitz
isn't done no they were the one-year reset blitz you the best baby you to blit
you the best and you and you blessed we got a two for one two for one deal
here. Alright, we're back. Gungee! Oh dude, it's like, it's weird how close Boston is,
you know? It's weird that like, it's actually in one week. Like in one week from today,
I will be in Boston and we're gonna be doing all that shit. That to me is kind of
wild because like I don't know it feels like time is just going by so quick you
know yo box of Legos with the 16 months what's up box of Legos also it's funny
that somebody said leaked earlier what did I leak my business email dude I
lost my I leaked my business email oh golly gee it's not like I promote that
that on my fucking, what the fuck?
What is it picking up that it doesn't like?
Seriously?
What part of this process is it like no go fuck yourself?
It's confusing.
Can I like, no, no, no, this is actually some bullshit,
bro, this is a problem.
This is an issue.
Hold on, hold on.
What the fuck?
Deactivate, activate.
What do you fuckin' mean?
It's copyright!
All right, you know what?
Fine, fine.
We'll just go full screen until I pull up Rocket League.
If it tries to copyright me when Rocket League's pulled up,
I think we're fucked.
It's never done that before, dude.
All right, you know what?
How about we put on a good song?
We're gonna put on a good one.
Let's see.
And now, not that one.
Hold on.
There we go. There we go. Alright guys, just to try and make sure that this shit does not
fuck me again. I actually don't know how I'm supposed to do this. How am I supposed to-
I can't even log into Rocket League. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on, everybody chill, everybody
chill. It says no signal. Alright, we're gonna get you guys through. Dude, have
How the fuck? How the fuck am I supposed to log in to Epic?
You know, I'm just not pulling up Discord. That's what I'm gonna do.
Seems like you are a problem.
Damn right.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Don't fuck me. Please don't fuck me here. We're almost there, guys.
We're almost there.
Bro, it legit said copyright content again.
what the fuck is i don't understand it
bruh this is an issue hold on
hold on this is bruh it's like low-key a problem
i hold on guys
do i don't know how to fix this on the low
is it the gaming pc odd just i'd keep on restarting it
with dot with doctor disrespect is playing rocky leg like no bullshit
dude
that's actually insane
i will he will not be getting the same level of coaching the jinx he got i
think we can all agree on that one
okay it says copyrighted content but why does it say that
is my question
the only way to fix it you know i'm i'm a hard restart this shit hold on
hold on
it's being funky y'all
I don't know why it's doing this, but it's being like super weird.
I turned it back on.
It's something with the capture card.
It is kind of hilarious that like, I don't know, I figured Dr. Disrespect would be the
type of dude to play like Arch Raiders and shit, but I also can see, I also can see
people are not people but like why he would start playing RL too. Does he still
even have a he probably still has a pretty decent like following like a
viewership. He's on Roblox? Oh shit. Dude Roblox is big too. Alright we're good for
now dude. I'm gonna log in in a different way. I don't fucking know how
the hell I'm supposed to log in. Okay I keep trying to log in through Steam.
What if I just logged in through like maybe just fucking email? Let me try that
All right, let's see apologies for the delay
Remember me right yeah, like I remember me
Oh, I misspelled my fucking username. That's why. All right, tenacity TV and then okay
Let's see if that works if I have to like put in a code. That's fine. I'm logged in. I'm wait. Okay. I'm good for now
Okay, I think I'm good
Think we're good. I let me launch rocket league and I think we are chill. I
Want to wait until rocket league is pulled up first. I think we're chill
Okay, one more time hold on you guys see the white this is good news wait for it
Rocket he's pulling up. Hold on. I'm gonna let it I'm gonna do this thing. I'm not I'm not jumping the gun here. Oh
Oh we good
All right, I think we're chill there we go just say it just took us a little bit of time no big deal
Just took a little bit of time
All right
Beautiful I'll thank Jesus man. Oh guys. We made it. We made it. Oh, hey, baby. I need that need what?
Okay, you can steal it
Or or how about let this wait or you know, you can take it. I'm not gonna use it. I'm not gonna use it
guys you're finally getting your wish the Christmas tree I think has seen its
last day in the stream Megan's take Megan's forcing me
we still have Christmas up in the house because it is pretty first of all it's
very pretty and it creates a certain environment which is very nice to look
get I think you know it's it's it's it's whimsical it's whimsical I like the
whimsy it's all matter for Florida you know exactly Florida needs a little
bit more whimsy in it I've been using it's a prop I've been I've been using it
to prop up the tree, because the tree was-
I have searched the garage in every closet at least three times.
Okay, I personally think it's a little too early to take down the tree.
No!
I think that the tree-
Guys, one time we had our tree up until spring break in March.
I think it's an extremely appropriate amount of time to have the tree up, personally.
I mean, excuse me!
The guy says Tyler, half pipe is on right now. Watch that here.
Huh?
I don't know.
The fuck is half pipe buffet?
Also by dude my my PC just like had to get restarted like three times because of copyright content respectfully
I'm not watching shit right now
That sounds awesome
But my PC just had to reset my gaming PC three times because it said copyright content found and I just
Barely by the skin of my neck was able to pull this shit up. So no, I'm not gonna pull that up
I guarantee you I get my shit taken down for copyright content if I do that. Maybe next time though
See this guy that guy understands it me and him could be friends IRL for sure
Me and that me and that dude would probably get along because we've got similar ideas about how Christmas should be
Me and the rest of you guys I I'm not confident. I'm not confident at all
He's not a paid shatter
He's a guy with similar Christmas values.
You'll meet me halfway?
I'm gonna be honest. You can just take it out.
Well, that's fine.
Here, here, here, just take the box and then just put it back to where it was because it might be tiny.
It's a small Christmas tree, but it's got a lot of heart, you know?
You know, it's got a lot, and it deserves to be just in the same spot as all the bigger Christmas trees.
Even though it's not, it's not as pretty, it's not as expensive, it belongs right there in the center with all the other pretty Christmas trees.
It's like Rudolph the Red Nose Christmas tree, you know?
It was born with a little bit of a defect in it, right? It might have been...
No, Berea.
No, Berea. Guys, she's withholding food from me. This has got to be a form of torture.
This is not cool.
Police light man with the 100 bits
Let's see take it down and put it up every Sunday. Why is that because it's the Lord's Day?
Every day is the Lord's Day in this house every day is Christmas dude. I thought I made that pretty explicitly clear
Police light actually let me ask slick. Do we still have the TTS set to?
250 because what would be good to take we didn't put that back down
Yo, we're all in with the tier one. What's up, Ross and how you doing today my friend guys?
We're gonna start playing some ranked here in a little bit first. Thanks first. You already know what we got to do
Slick I can change it right now
All right, two things ladies and gentlemen two things number one viewer tournament get in there be there or be square
You got 10 minutes that gives me enough time to warm up and that gives you enough time to stop looking like a hoe
All right, what are you doing? Go look in the mirror?
Dude this it's not a real tree it holds zero nutritious value. That's not even fair to be honest
All right, so we need to
Double stuff, Brennan, listen, I would be so down to watch that I'm not going to get copyright
again.
I refuse to be copyright again.
That's not something I want to risk at the moment.
I would if it didn't mean likely almost guaranteed getting copyrighted.
I would rather not deal with that today.
If I can open any of this, if it doesn't break, no, no, Slick, you're good.
Well the streaming PC is not the one that was having issues.
was the damn it was the capture card I'll have to do some tests hi guys the
name is tenacity for this viewer tournament the game is rocket league I
would hope that you would already know that but
Slick's gonna try and turn down the price of TTS and we're gonna have
ourselves a good time speaking of good time did you guys have any fun
in these past few days. What'd you guys get into? Anything interesting? Pretty chill weekend
for ya boy for the most part. On Monday, me and two of my friends, which just so happened
to be major bitches, we kinda just had a more or less chill day. Just chilled around
house a little bit. What else did we do? We rode some electric longboards, got some lunch at Publix,
played some video games. Dude, there's this one game that I want to try. It looks really funny.
It's like it's not a multiplayer game, but have you guys seen it? It's like basically
you're like a farmer and then when you unlock new animals, you can like use your voice to
make them say things when you walk close to them. Have you guys seen that one?
I've seen a few clips of it like from Joe Bart that shit looks so funny dude looks so funny
There's that one and there's like a few more games that I want to try for the first time
Slick I can't see the damn I can't see nothing look I can't see I can't see the chat
Don't minimize. There we go. I was getting there. Okay
so a farming simulator it's not even a farming simulator bro it's like a um
how I don't even know how I would describe this fucking game I mean the
best way would be for me to show you I guess but like I'd rather show you by
playing it not by like you know not by like pulling it up but it's definitely
that one hold on let me I gotta turn down the mic a little bit she's loud as
hell. Ah! Ah! Okay, here we go. Schedule 1 got an update, bro. I played that one time
and it was a good game, but I don't know, man. Sometimes I struggle to like get into
games like that, where it's just like... I mean it was a fun game. It was fun to
fuck around in but I never I never really got too into it where I like grinded it
right
you're a graphic designer anyone need a crate banner while I respect the graphic
design grind please don't self promo unless you have unless you have
explicit permission from me because if you would have asked me nicely to self promo I
probably would have said yes but because you come in here unsolicited and you're
like hey give me money and see that I don't like that I don't like that man
thank you since thank you place no day I'm down to play some other shit today
I want to play some like we're gonna do a lot I want to play some twos I want to
play some threes, I wanna do some extra modes,
I wanna do some tier, I wanna do a lot of stuff today.
I actually might have too many things
on the docket list for today.
We've already done some viewer reactions,
just reacting to y'all's random bullshit.
And now we're gonna go do this,
we're gonna do this side.
I'm a big bitch.
Wow.
Okay, Whiplash seems to think that every time that I go live, if he tells me that he enjoyed it more when I wasn't live, that would be impactful.
Bro, but every time I'm live, you're here. So what do you mean you enjoyed the peace and quiet?
You tune into the stream every time I'm live!
How does that make sense?
Piplin with the 10 months.
What's up Piplin?
Piplin, you excited for Boston?
Reverse psychology, high train.
I mean, I think he's trying.
I'm like double reversing.
Dude, Ducky.
When did- did it happen recently? Are you okay, bro?
Bro, motor- motor-buckle output and fucking goddamn-
Motorcycle accidents are really scary, dude.
That's why, like, I want a motorcycle at some point in my life,
but I'm also very aware of the fact that if I get a motorcycle,
there's a pretty good chance I will wreck at some point with that motorcycle.
And, like, that's just a little too much, right?
You don't- it doesn't matter what rank you are, man. You can join the tournament.
Wait, I got a reset there. That was sick for a second. I got a nice little reset there, guys.
What do you call that? That's a triple? I mean, I got the reset, but I didn't really
use it the right way. But that's a triple, baby. That's a triple.
Alright, we also got to go ahead and go live on the talk.
Yeah, man. Hold on. Let me see. Did Ducky respond? Oh, it happened yesterday? Dude,
Are you like in the hospital or something?
Ducky!
Bro, he's like, he's messaging Chad from the hospital bed.
What happened, bro?
Like Road Rash?
Did you break anything?
I hope not.
Dude, back when I was a bartender at Texas Day Brazil,
one of my coworkers, his name,
he was like, I'm trying to think of what his name was,
like Manuel or something like that.
He was like a short dude,
but he was one of those guys that's just stalky,
You know, he looked like a fucking, like, tree trunk.
He was just like this all the time.
His base state was arms puffed out like this.
And he rode a motorcycle every day to work.
One day he did not come into work,
and it's because he got into a terrible motorcycle accident.
He didn't show up to work for like two or three months
because it was that bad.
So as much as I really want, as much as I really...
Why did you use the Doctor Disrespect TTS there?
And also why did it not sound at all like Doctor Disrespect?
Holy shit.
Um, yo, get-go been following on TikTok for years, glad I'm finally watching on Twitch.
Well, I'm fucking glad to have you over here on Twitch, my boy.
I think I speak for all the sexy bitches up in here.
Yeah, how is that a face?
Also, not a face, how is that a voice?
And also it was a terrible, like, AI voice.
Wouldn't even close.
Oh, I think Slick is taking Dr. Disrespect out as an option, I think.
There's a lot of voices that you could use too.
Okay, bro, I'm kind of low-key feeling it today, man.
I was in a motorcycle accident, lost all feeling and movement in my right arm,
because an old lady pulled out in front of me.
You see, that's the thing, bro.
I've seen lots of motorcycle accidents where the motorcyclist was not at fault at all.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, he said he- well, he said babysitter. Oh, God. Okay.
Uh, uh, uh, Slick, we did- we took him out as an option, right?
Yeah, I don't- this is- listen, uh, no, Doctor Disrespect, I don't need a babysitter. Stop asking.
my little sister 16 years old she doesn't need to be supervised mr. doctor
disrespect please get out of my DMs
oh hi zero
mother fucker how did I miss that this chat's home this chat is homosexual
dude how many I I get so tired of having to explain this how many times
Do I have to describe it bro? It's not homosexual. It's homey sexual. We are gay, but just for the bros, okay?
We're not just gay for some random dude. It's got to be our dudes, right?
Some people just don't understand it man some people they just just I guess they're just not tolerant or something
I don't know but it's like, you know
Okay, that does not sound like him at all, first of all.
It's not even like close to sounding like a real person.
But we're definitely going to remove him from the TTS.
There's no way we're going to stay heat that shit in there.
But yeah, it's like you can't cuddle with your bro on a sleepover as a 30 year old
anymore or something like that.
The socks are on.
It's cool.
It's supposed to be cool.
The socks are on.
my drinking today. Well, I don't have one in front of me, but that can always change in
a pretty quick instant.
Thank you, Undead. Thank you for your sound cue. Also, a pretty valid thing for most of the time
when you tune in stream, because you never know what's going to happen, right?
I'm getting some Bob.
Alright, Bob, what do you bring to the table here today?
I got to warn you, man, I haven't played Rocket League in like, about, actually, I've played
this game in, since like Thursday or something, I think.
Did anybody remember the last time I actually played this game?
Hello, Wip.
Okay, also at a certain point, mods and VIPs, it gets to a point.
how many fucking VIP sounds do we allow before it just becomes too much I'm not
gonna take them away but I fucking I don't know if we need 20 you don't need
20 different people in the course of 30 seconds here raping me it's never too
much give them more okay oh so I'm just a buzzkill all right it's the
people's chat and that's just the goal
would be a fun trip out to Florida and
ride bikes with you when you get one
dude I really want one but I don't know
if my wife is gonna let that fly and
you know I would I would be okay with
it because Florida is known as like one
of the most dangerous places to own
and ride a motorcycle like Florida is
probably art might be the worst
possible place get my wife one as well I I'm not I can't say this confidently but
there's a good chance that my wife would rather be physically tortured than get
onto a motorcycle with me I think she would rather get like a waterboard or
some shit pretty sure she had a family like an uncle or
some something passed away on a motorcycle she don't like them man she
She don't like him.
She don't like him.
Can I buy you a car?
He didn't specifically say what value level car.
How about a Tonka truck?
He didn't specify, man.
I'm thinking like Barbie car with the Barbies included.
I think that's a pretty good deal.
Get him a Hot Wheels.
Dude, even better.
Bro, I'll get you an Octane Hot Wheels.
about that yeah yeah yo get go okay okay I like this guy yeah I like this
dude oh yeah that's what they say about me I don't even know what that means but
Fuck yeah Obama god bless god bless these skills is that what that said hell yeah
Okay, you know I have do flow with the hundred bits if you want to improve proven rocket league as a gold player
Just play some more rocket league. I like I love it when low low low ranked players
Which I mean gold isn't the lowest rank in the game, but it's pretty low right?
I love it when like lower ranked players will come in and be like yo, you know
Played this game for two weeks. How do I get better? Just do just play a little bit more. You're not there yet, man
You you have just started the marathon
You just started and you're asking how to get to first place
Slayer I'm not sucking your dick stop asking
All these damn sexual innuendos over here
Not a lollipop in sight guys, there's no way that you could possibly get anything sexual
From from dude up. We're playing a game about car soccer. We're just trying to put this ball into the hole
I get it. I see I
I see why you guys get horny. Putting balls in holes, that's what it is.
You think Rocky League is a game for kids, yeah?
And you realize there's a little bit more to it than that, huh?
A little bit more to it than that, it's not so simple!
Okay, confirmed. Rocky League is making your kids wanna fuck.
Confirmed. It said rated E for everybody.
That's what they said when this game came out. Rated E for everybody.
I don't think so. I don't think so.
I think they raided this game a little bit too quickly.
They didn't understand the underlying consequences.
Wait, are you talking about... Yo, thanks for the 100-bit skit.
Are you talking about Slater like the bot?
Are you talking about Slater as in the person Reddles?
Because both are concerning I think. I think there's...
Oh shit, I was looking at chat. Fuck. I was looking at chat.
Am I going to watch the Jinxie Squishy 99-0? Uh, I might. When does it start?
I'll ask Chat if Chat wants to watch it. I'm down. I didn't know. Goddamn, that's not in, right? Okay, cool.
Do you use Bluetooth or a wired connection?
Because if I could recommend anything, did I just fucking angle?
Oh my god.
If you use a wired connection, you might have issues.
I was using a wired connection and like my, for some reason my Rocket League would
just go crazy every once in a while because it disconnected.
If I were you, I highly recommend using a Bluetooth connection.
Because with a Bluetooth connection, I think the connection is a little bit more stable.
Now maybe it's because I use like a PS4 controller.
I don't even really know what to say about that one.
Hold on.
I didn't really get to hear it.
Okay, that would have been cool if I pinched it, but I didn't pinch it.
Might not matter though. There we go, nice.
Get go, calm down, my daddy Tenna.
Oh, okay. Yeah, chat's just being weird and horny again, cool.
Oh, shit.
This dude's got the most immaculate kickoff I've ever seen.
Most of it directly in my net.
Oh, okay. You know, that's fine, cause you can't shoot a ball.
But I think, is winning squishy or jingsy?
would say like based on based on the you know like the would you fucking get
your face out of my asshole Jesus Christ sorry
yeah cold meat it shield dude you had your nose so far up my fucking butt
Crack probably smell what ate for dinner last night man
Okay, so what we talking about what we talking about I
Forget I'm a Bluetooth. Oh squishy. We're talking about squishy. Okay, I
Mean I dude, I don't know man. I feel like squishy
you guys really need to stop like clipping crash out moments okay it's like
that's third you they miss out on so many con so many like let layers of
context it's like an onion of context it's just layer after layer of context so
like listen okay if you want to know what the context was with that one I had
just gone to the DMV, right?
And I feel like that's all I need to say.
That's all I need to say.
I went to the DMV today.
No, the crash outs are great.
Yeah, I went to the DMV today.
That's why I crashed out.
Ha ha ha ha, no.
Okay.
Listen, I mean, when you have the biggest content creator
in the world playing, like doing crazy things
involving your game and bringing
other very large streamers. It's hard not to like tune in and watch because it's just crazy.
But, yeah, if chat wants to go watch the squishy versus jinxy thing, I'm down. I don't really
mind though. We got plenty of other stuff that we're doing today. Anybody know when that's
supposed to start? Like seven or something? Seven? I mean, seven's a while from now.
Okay, so it's wait every controller should be Bluetooth unless you're on like a switch or something
So I just use a ps4 controller. It's Bluetooth
But yeah, most controllers are Bluetooth. You just need to make sure that your PC has a Bluetooth connection possible a
Lot of like motherboards have Bluetooth installed not all of them
No, not all of them and if you don't then you can buy one
There's like a it's like a USB thing you plug it into your PC and then you have access to Bluetooth
So you have options if you want them
Yeah, I'm using Bluetooth Eddie. I used to use a wired connection, but my my shit would lag so often
I've really I never noticed a big difference personally. I know people say that it makes a difference
I didn't know a big difference
I mean at all actually like even to this day
I still don't see any difference between a bluetooth connection and like a wired connection personally
All right, let's get it
Bluetooth adds latency I mean maybe but like I'm not a pro player and I I still I just don't see that big of a difference
I don't
Help junk go learn to speed flip. I
already did
Go watch the video. I posted on YouTube where I taught him when he first started playing the game
And I taught him I literally taught him at a speed flip, but it's like trying to teach a toddler trigonometry, bro
It's just not gonna happen
You can't just fucking introduce a toddler
To the world of like advanced mathematics
Same thing goes for rocky league, dude
Can't teach a goddamn gold player
Complicated mechanics
That's not advanced? Yeah, tell that to Jinxie. Tell that to him, bro. I think he might have
a thing or two to say about that one. I saw a clip of him trying to figure out how to
speedflip, or like watch the video, and it was a video where the point of the video
was teaching people how to speedflip, and he said, yeah, I'm never going to learn
that's like okay I don't think he wants to
how's stream going yo Trace pretty good pretty good we've been live for about
almost an hour now and chat has only talked about my butthole a few times
so that's something you know only a few different TTS is talking about one to
sexually assault me so that's you know that's a positive I think sub goals
looking a little light though we'll get there I'm actually kidding now 30
fucking subs in one hour is pretty peak. I don't like to score this way. Yeah, I can't.
No, I can't.
Ooh, got him!
Rookie numbers, that's what I'm trying to tell you, bro.
I'm trying to tell you.
I'm telling Jinxy, yeah, good luck, buddy, good luck.
Trying to contact Jinxy is like trying to contact the Pope.
Well probably with like less allegations but either way you know what I'm saying
They're very sought-after man
Oh we like fake the pre-jump I mean kind of
Jesus why did that flick have so much flick
Okay, I don't know what the fuck kind of maneuver I was trying to pull feel like Michael Jackson on the rocket league field right there
You can bust in a move real quick
Oh
Okay, how's that not a reset man?
I'm gonna do some cool stuff.
They're just not letting me.
I
Yeah
That's some evil shit right there, baby
Might be fast enough, I think it will be yeah
Dude that was one KPH fuck yeah, dude, it's actually rare to get a one KPH touch too
Let's go oh
Oh come back. Oh, he spun me out
We get the boost oh you bitch. Yeah, I'll be live Saturday
Yeah, I'll be live Saturday there's like a watch party. We're gonna be doing it's not for RLCS
But for a different thing. Alright guys I have to wear a Hawaiian shirt for this thing
It's actually pretty cool. Like it's like a sponsored type of watch party
Which is it's dope because like I probably would have watched that shit anyways
But they like they're like we're gonna send him a Hawaiian shirt that he has to wear
I'm like, oh, I get to wear a Hawaiian shirt as a part of the thing you guys want to see it, too
It's a pretty nice shirt
All right, this is the shirt that they send me
Look at that
Look at that. That's pretty cool. It's got the Hawaiian eSports
Invitational that's what we're doing this weekend guys like that
Dude, it feels pretty good quality. Let's try it on
So I think I don't wear this all weekend
Oh
That's nice. That's not so bad.
I missed...
Okay, today has just been like an absolute fucking nightmare of just randomness. What the fuck's happening?
What? I missed all of that TTS.
Can somebody redo that one? Can somebody? I want to hear it again. I don't know.
That I watched the Super Bowl. Yeah, it was a snooze fest, bro. That show is not that interesting.
I also forgot that I haven't been live since the Super Bowl. Um, I thought that
The Super Bowl itself was just it was cool if you like defense. I don't like defense. I mean defense is all right. I
Get it defense wins championships defense is cool and all but when there's absolutely like zero offense
It's just kind of boring
also the
Dude you guys want to know what the only good commercial was in my opinion
It was the one with Andy Sandberg where he was promoting mayonnaise and he was like trapped in the trapped in the restaurant
Y'all know which one that one is that was the only good one that one was fire
That one was fired the other ones like meh. They weren't very good. There was maybe like three good Super Bowl ads
You don't know which one that was dude that one was fun that was fun
Go look that one up look up like Andy Sandberg Super Bowl unbanned me in your chat pretty
pleased with no extra cherry
Okay, yo KTN if you right now in my heart, you know, he's got to be in the stream KTN
if you tell me what you did to get banned and apologize for it profusely I'll think
about it.
What did you say?
What did you say to get banned, KTN?
Okay, pause that thought, I'm breakdancing, I'm breakdancing, I'm breakdancing, I'm moving.
He probably said a slur.
Okay, guys, if he said a slur, I think his luck is just running out.
Okay, here's a good chance.
Go ahead and type in the chat what the fuck did you say to get banned.
Yo, don't you dare.
That was a clean little shot too, I'm a little mad about that one.
No, drops are not on, um, God, less America.
Drops are not on unless there's RLCS guys.
Nobody has drops turned on unless there's RLCS, which there is currently not.
I really want to touch me can't blame them
You see who's not bad that's for sure
Ow
All right now's your chance bro. What'd you say Katie in what'd you say?
I mean he's not moving so
You said he got banned in the chat
It was me spamming my mother not supposed to time like ban somebody for just spamming
Unless they just like continually do it
Well, that was bad. Oh, this guy's actually like what's this at? Hey, hey, what's your what's your twitch at buddy?
What's your twitch at?
Slick is on the case. She will
She will uncover this possible unjust banning
this crime against humanity I'm not gonna lie to you though I'm gonna take
us open that though I'm gonna take that no no no we must we must learn why you
got banned what you're at
bro you are in chat right now cuz you're answering my questions what the
What the fuck do you mean? You can't remember.
Go to the top right corner of the- of the Twitch page.
It says profile.
Fucking click it, dude. What name does it say? It's not complicated.
Okay, what the fuck am I doing? You know, I just gave you a prime chance.
There's no way you don't know what your name is.
I'll wait.
Liam and it's Liam and Greek?
Okay, what, wait, so what, you can't just type that?
Because what, the Greek symbols?
Okay, this guy's fucking tossing me up right now.
Actually, you know what?
Keep him banned.
Keep him banned.
Are we dead ass?
Bro, why you why you make it shit so complicated? I'm being difficult. I know
Normally when someone has an unbanned request, they're like, oh, this is my name. This is why I think I shouldn't be banned
I'm so sorry for saying that terrible thing that I said that at that time
I'll never do it again
That's what most people say.
Niiiice.
Niiiice.
Yeah, he probably said some really racist shit.
That- that does tend to do it. That tends to do it.
Wait, we got a galaxy on TikTok? Hold on!
Wait, you can't- Bro, you can't have special characters in your name on Twitch though. I don't think that you can do that.
Jack can you do that? I'm dead.
I don't think that you're not allowed to like have random shit in your name on Twitch.
Oh man, we sniked that corner out, baby, yeah.
Yo, be not with the tier one, what's up, be not.
All right who the hell drops a
Galaxy on the tiktok we got two of them hold on I
Gotta go look this guy's name up real quick then I gotta see who did it
We cannot we cannot let this great deed go on unpunished
who did it yeah it was Wyatt it was a Lord beautiful man named Wyatt hey Wyatt
thank you so much for the tiktok whoa you do it again what the fuck is this
unwritten with the galaxy on tiktok as well thank you unwritten yeah Wyatt
Thank you unwritten. Thank you. I appreciate the love over there guys
This guy's flexing a 40 stream streak
You believe it can't believe this guy's trying to flex a 40-day streak bro rookie numbers if you're not at a hundred
Streams streak. I don't know if we can talk to each other. All right
If you're not if you are not putting your own needs aside in favor of mine, then what are we doing man?
You know the twitch streamer bro
weak numbers I
Kid I kid now that is pretty awesome. I will say Malapie
Okay, I was gonna I was see you know what Malapie don't blame me blame chest
No, no, no, no, Malapie don't do that. Don't do that. I was just goofing. I was just kidding, man
I'm just I was just being a silly little goober
You don't got to take everything so seriously, bro
But but see how are you gonna get to a hundred days Shriek if you don't get through the 40s and in the 50s
You know come on man. I
Was just I was just being a silly guy
I can't make jokes anymore, man.
Nah, I can bro, sarcasm might actually be the downfall of our society, it's like, sarcasm
will ruin us all, bro.
You always have one dude who takes it seriously, there's always going to be one guy who just
physically cannot comprehend sarcasm, and so he just fucking gets really like, world
wars might get started over sarcastic bullshit.
Ah, that was alright.
It's not streaming on Tender, wouldn't you like to know?
Actually no, I'm only streaming on Grinder.
And if you wonder how you got here.
I see, we definitely got a few people in the chat who came exclusively from the Grinder only stream, yes.
For sure I I knew you know if you shoot opt-in chat you're like whoa. There's a lot of horny dudes in here. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Okay, that's a fucking strat right there y'all y'all hear that
Y'all hear that oh
My god, we got another galaxy on tiktok 2. I think it was was it Wyatt?
No, it was a meteor shower and Wyatt dropped the galaxy. Thank you guys
Thank you guys. Okay, if you ever get banned in my chat
Just make sexual advances towards my minds and apparently you're unbanned in no time
This is gonna get horny for sure. I don't know what he's gonna say and no for a fact
This is somehow gonna get horny fuck
Okay that all right, okay, so it was nice and then at the very end you just fucking
Rip me apart cool. I thought you know, I would rather you've gotten horny. Damn
Okay, this guy is delay kickoffing me
This guy is full-blown strategizing over here.
Dude, I miss Brasso, sad.
Oh my goodness, where you going, friend?
Where you going, friend?
Ugh!
And I like your beard.
Thank you, actually.
Thank you!
Okay?
I'm going for sexy lumberjack. Is that the vibes that you're picking you know getting uh is that the vibes that you're picking up?
That's the vibes. I'm trying to put out right now sexy lumberjack think like
Wait, I got a new one. I got a new one
Actually just switch something on that one
Damn it
Wait, I actually don't want to get scored on here like at all. Holy shit. Okay. That was fast. All right
Wait, I gotta do something real quick. I do something
Oh, here we go
That's just okay first of all first of all sexy homeless man
If Britain is pulling off any sexy like fucking bearded look it's not gonna be a lumberjack. It is sexy homeless man
Fuck I just lost I just lost for no reason GD though. I
Was not oh
He just straight-up faked it. All right good game good game
I mean maybe you should just play better like you know don't your teammates to talk shit
How about just be better than you currently are and then they won't have a good reason to talk shit anymore
It's pretty simple when you really think about it
No
Like when you're that low dude diamond is not a super high rank when you're that low
Just focus on your own in gameplay cuz you can't you can't change how your random teammates are playing right? You know
Like when you when you solo queue
There is nothing that you can do that's going to prepare you for the type of teammate
You're gonna get all you can control is how you play
So if you want to try and win your games and all that shit the only solution just try to play better
It sounds stupid, but like that's that's what it is. Yo viper. Thank you, sir
We got nice the Ron with the tier one. Thank you. Nice. All right
Wait, let me see this hold on wait. I changed it
That's a dangerous one to have chat
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!
yeah someone's going to be able to take that for me
humg we are going to need to not use that
Xilo, what rank are you right now attended
I'm not totally agzed
we'll to's we'll see
check the uh...
check the discord
I'm concerned
check the discord he says
he said he'd be made a new thumbnail
you did not
the fuck is the goldfish doing in there
Dude, this is like, this has gotta be illegal.
There's no way that this is legally allowed
onto the internet, you can't just do that.
Dude, dude, dude, I feel violated like the way
that fucking, you know, probably sexy bitches feel
when Grock forces, like, they're like,
oh, Grock, take her clothes off.
Like, I'm getting assaulted sexually on the internet
by fucking fruits and for some, a goldfish?
but what's the point of the goldfish
how does the goldfish come into play here is my question
is i low we can play till we lose i'm down pocket
wait that's not
how we plan threes
okay i mean uh... pocket whatever
we can place in threes we can place in threes
the appeal
it's not a bit
Okay, first of all, first of all, I feel like that is just putting some disrespect on Leprechauns.
Alright, Leprechauns are badass, dude.
Okay, let's not forget that the reason why, have you ever seen that one movie where Leprechauns literally, like, murder everybody?
Because I have, and since watching that movie, I no longer talk shit about Leprechauns.
Do y'all know a movie I'm talking about? It's a creepy ass, it's like a horror movie, and Leprechauns are like...
Terrible like that they just murder everybody. Okay, I guess we're playing threes. Fuck it
Just try to get that upfield wait that is score
Allegedly not anything that you'll ever be able to prove
It's one of the benefits of sitting down in my chair for 99% of the time
over to washed pretty good shot okay that's a really good shot apparently
thanks for the hundred bits police I don't do the far thing it's just it's
just a soundboard I got more in the tank too you want to hear them so hey
I'm gonna play you guys every sound for my soundboard tell me what you think
about them. That's the first one pretty obvious. Yo Sana, thanks for the 100 vests.
I think it's for the hundred bits.
Are you surprised that I don't use that one more often?
Me too.
Okay, okay, no, no, that one's good.
That's a good like not y'all just y'all need to hear it again. Hold on
Now you just gotta hear it one more time that's all it was
Okay hold on these guys are doing crazy things here nice yeah now there's just no music
Where did you guys find some of these?
Oh, I almost got around them too.
Oh, damn.
We gotta get back.
Gotta go help Silo.
I can't use my sound board.
We are- OHHHHHH SHIT!
Okay, we're good.
I shoulda said we are ball steeping this ranked game and it's closed when it's tied.
I got time for silly sound boards right now.
Ooh, he's bumping!
That's... okay.
It's just not even funny, that's just mean.
I'm very self-conscious about my titties, dude.
I'm self-conscious about my big fat ass, man.
Fuckin' Badonkadonk.
Okay, how am I having a conversation with soundbites right now?
I'm having a conversation with a fucking soundboard.
Okay.
Okay, who?
I'm gonna win this game and prove you guys wrong.
Oh fuck.
Nah, see? Hey, this one.
That was on me!
Fuck!
Alright.
Damn, man. What even happened? Oh, I see.
I see what happened. Wait.
That was you! Did you just want to save my teammate?
Alright, can we get a band for Slick in the chat? She's what is saving my own teammates now.
I'll be passed back we'll see what chat wants to do I'm not against it guys they're pulling
out all the stops they're being big mcbitches all right let's put the music back on though
That's a good song.
That was not my fault dude.
Alright, we are losing this game.
But not for long.
We're not going to lose for very long.
Not with the power of friendship on our side.
What'd I say?
I
Should have been a goal. It also I'm like definitely dropping frames right now. I
Can tell that I'm dropping hella frames
Or what it be oh my goodness
Oh, yeah, let's go dude, I'm definitely dropping frames, right? Let me see let me see. Oh
oh my god yeah I am dropping a lot of frames holy shit I'm gonna have to restart
rocket league after this after we win
Oh damn I'm trying to get around them
That's there so there it's so there fuck
I think I'm gonna pick my boost, fine I don't want it.
Damn, just gone for the beat.
Oh, it's still there. No! It's a game. Alright, well, we played till we lost. Hold on! Hold
on! I gotta fucking... Dude, give me a sec. I gotta go. I'm dropping frames. I gotta
restock my shit. I think it's because Discord's open or something. You know what? Actually,
I think I know what it is. I know what it is.
That's crazy. All right. Uh, it's gotta be, I mean, it might be discord, but I think it's
actually, why? I guess it is discord. Damn. Yo, Marco with the eight months. What's up, Marco?
Thanks for the resub, dude. Welcome in. All right.
Bro.
Dude.
You did not just put me getting gooped on.
Alright, I'm I'm deleting discord. I'm deleting it forever. No, I'm never opening discord again for the rest of my life
Nothing good can happen from being on discord. I have I have just now learned. Yep gone forever, bro gone forever
Smash
Altaza
That's what you like to see you want to see more of that because I think that guy can fucking keep pumping them out
Dude, you are using AI for all the wrong reasons.
Hero, what are you doing with your life, man?
I want to see what the fuck prompts you had.
Release the prompts, because they ain't no damn way.
OK, our FPS is fixed.
Our FPS is good.
I will say, hey, hey.
Fuck it
Let's just see what we get bro. Let's just see what we get we're in threes twos and ones I
Might watch party the 99 to zero maybe we'll see
Damn got a cancel
Trying to think of like the shit that we're doing so this weekend guys chat
But, tomorrow's Thursday, I don't think we have anything crazy planned, but I want to
do some fun stuff.
I want to do some tier list later today.
Like pull up some tier list, what kind of tier list would you guys want to see?
Anything, I'm thinking like game, like every game I've ever played.
But like I got to set that up later.
I want to do, I want to do a tier list today, but maybe a tier list of like,
like tomorrow we can do the best one I've ever done.
To every picture on the overlay. Oh my god. All right guys our first game of twos lock in here we go
first game of twos
We have a clean slate here complete clean slate
That's good play with a clean slate on the MMR tracker
Yeah, he kind of got me there
That was a quick one tear of tears
That's fine you can't that again you might take in the boost but I
Got I'm on you. I'm on you. I'm on you. Come on, baby. Let's ride this out together
Let's ride it out together man. Oh wait big Murph about a peak
Holy shit big Murph did not did not peak
oh my fault big mirth I kind of fucked you on that one I'll take it
well I think we're scored on it's almost a guarantee no it's not I take it back
decent pads
There we go got a little touch on that one got a bump in a little bit
Take that boost
That's fine. I'll have really care about right now is the boost
He's gonna be a little bit low on it
All right big Murph show me something big Murph
You know have it again. Oh, okay
Big Murph will have it.
There you go, Big Murph, get in there, Big Murph.
Oh he's out of boost.
Oh no.
Damn, I wanted the boost.
No!
Aw.
Okay, this is going to be a tough one.
damn yo ex explosive with the nine months what's up baby could it be American
Airlines okay if I don't win this game somehow I guarantee you it's American
Airlines fault I don't know how they did it bro I don't know how they sabotage
my game but they did it telling you they found a way somehow American Airlines
always finds a way
Wait, that just might be in the net.
Logic would kind of say that's, uh, Jinxie, like, just based on what's happened the past
several times, Logic would kind of say, oh, it's pretty obvious who's gonna win, right?
Like, Jinxie, of course, is gonna win.
He beat Musty.
He beat Squishy.
Or not Squishy.
He beat Musty.
He beat Zen, right?
But to be honest, I don't know.
I'm not feeling as confident.
This piece of shit. Man, I hate rank.
Try to bump him.
He's dead.
There we go. There we go.
Yeah, I don't know man. I think that uh the fact that um
I think the fact that
Squishy has watched the mistakes of Zen and musty might like that might play a factor, but I don't know
Got some good bumps there
Oh, you know what this pig guy ain't half bad. I played him before I
Know what teammate was going for he wanted to kind of dribble that out, but pig said no sir
Pig said no gore. It's a chi. What's up gore? Wait, that's not in the net
See the problem is that I just couldn't recover there.
Did you see like, alright bro, I hate games like this where you are just
getting out paced.
That's just gonna be a goal. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on there. These
guys are crackheads, man! Crackheads! Alright, first game is an L. We will win the next
one. Gord, thanks for the six months in advance. We also got Dark Knight with the
100 bits again. Thank you, Dark Knight. I hope I will get as good as you. Let
me tell you something, buddy. It's not that hard. It's really not that hard.
Okay, I mean it only takes a few thousand hours. You know, you might have to lose a friend or two
You definitely have to give away all of like your health and mental
And once you do that you still need to put in a few thousand extra hours
And then you'll be able to be get this good for sure
Hero stop asking me to look at your weird ass fucking AI
AI generated sexual things about me. Okay? Stop asking for that shit. I'm not-
Ooh, what? It's a 1v1. Alright, lock in guys. Lock in, it's a 1v1.
I've not played a 1v1 and oh so very long.
kind of impressed he saved that to be honest with you
What in the fuck?
What?
I can't believe it. I didn't score there.
What?! No!
Oh, damn it!
No, is that not how I... bro, I'm losing my mind.
No, is that not how I... Bro, I literally hate this.
This is why I don't play Ones. I fucking hate this shit.
Wait, we have a community train? What is this?
Guys, what's a community train?
Sounds a little bit sexual.
Okay.
Sounds a little bit sexual, yeah?
I like it.
So as a community we get to run a train, I mean like I said that sounds a little bit
like perfect for this community.
This guy is actually fucking insane.
That's also, alright this guy legit has the biggest balls I've ever seen in another
human being. Yeah this guy's got the biggest balls I've ever seen on another person. Wow.
Yeah go back to your little... what the fuck? Seriously like I said like actually the biggest
balls I've ever seen on another person.
Ah, come on!
Got his ass!
Alright, come on.
Bro, okay, you can just like let me have the possession here.
Congratulations, now you have no boost and no bitches.
Holy fuck, that was almost so bad.
I guess what I'm gonna do again to you.
Keep giving me free goals buddy, come on!
I'm enjoying myself!
This fuck dude, just go for the kickoff like a normal person, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Faking.
Hey, look at that boost.
Get away from me, get away from me.
Hey, how you like to smell on my fucking asshole, dude?
You smell the tacos I ate last night?
Jesus Christ.
It's Jason Bourne, and he likes ass for some reason.
What the fuck, man?
Get your nose out of there.
There you got no idea where it's been before.
Oh!
Oh, I see how it is!
Not good flip.
Yeah, I don't like the way this guy plays. He's sneaky.
That's not in my net, is it? Nope.
Got you!
He's gonna save that for sure
Don't go for it don't go for it don't go for it don't go for it don't go for it don't go for it
Made you look
Don't go for it. Ah, how you a hoe
Wow, and I'm dead that's not good
And I knew that was gonna be I'd like bro. I could even see him. Oh
Yeah, I'm just teleporting across the fucking entire map. All right cool. Nah
I'm watching this dudes kickoff. That's a bullshit kickoff. Let's see this. Let's see this
Yeah, he's okay fuckers going for fake kickoffs
whoa strong man there that's gonna be a goal that's not all right we still have a
chance very slim very tiny chance you just kill him time
yeah he knows all he has to do is kill time all right give me out Gigi fuck
off. You're looking fire? Thank you shy. Alright what do we, we're 0 for 2 now, great. Actually
I think we're 0 for 3 bro. Alright you know what, I'm taking, I'm taking 1s out. Fuck
1s. I don't like 1s. 2s or 3s. There's no rocket league drops, sadly. There's no rocket
league drops bro, I'm sorry. Do you ever win? That's a great question. Alright, ban
that dude please we don't ask good questions in this chat especially when
they anger me so can we please just you know let's just time him out actually
I'm willing to give second chances here we can just time that guy out at least
it wasn't a bot mmm I'm pretty sure it was that wasn't a real person
There you go, MK.
That's my boy right there.
That's my boy, MK.
Are you happy or sad?
Wow, that's a little bit too real, buddy.
Come on, this is a Twitch chat.
We can't get that deep, man.
We can't.
We're not allowed.
Um, I am horny.
That is what I am.
I'm not happy nor sad.
I live in a constant state of sorrow
until I get lead.
I'm kidding, of course.
Bro, how in the actual shit do I not get that boost?
Come on, just find it, find your way in the net please.
Buddy, I wanna help you here, I was gonna say, I wanna help you but I
I can't, I can't demo him man, I can't reach him in time.
Oh, watch out MK, he's coming for you MK!
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, what's up Tyler's world, I appreciate you bro, welcome in.
He's 30 plus, he's not happy.
Bro, I'm literally not, I'm 27, we've talked about this.
I'm the best death rocky league player in the world
That's interesting so he's deaf
Dude, I just I fucking have no boast I should have gone
That's dope man
All right
Thanks 20 said I'm okay teammate said on your left. There you go, buddy back to me
Okay solo solo it out. I'm cool with that
If you didn't hit me there we were looking so we were looking prime prime time
When I go
I'm gonna assume that that was more of a yes, that's a goal. Okay, sick. We got right back nice shot
Are we planning to do a World Cup game this summer?
No, this summer, we're gonna do a, um...
A sub-a-thon this summer.
We're gonna do a sub-a-thon. Well, I don't know about summer...
But, um...
Like, like, before summer, like April I think is when we're probably gonna do some type of sub-a-thon.
I think that would be a really nice time frame there.
What do you guys think? Y'all down for some summer time?
Sub-a-thon vibes?
Oh my god, yeah, this...
Dude, what is with legit people like just having insanely good plays? Watch this play.
He gets like a perfect touch, avoids his bump, and then like, I mean, there's...
I gotta play better defensively there, but like, what the fuck, man? It's like everybody is just going insane.
I peaked at 1970 just to let you know.
Great, this guy peaked higher than I did.
Love that.
There we go, we need a voodoo ranger jungle force, dude we always need a voodoo ranger.
I don't know, I've got some extra wine that I need to drink, you guys fuck with the wine
I just, wine's always a good time.
Shout out, Slick!
Well, I did not like that bounce. That was a bad bounce.
Oh my goodness they're so fast I got it I got it damn just preach up in my life
away bro I can go up there we go
really wanted that boost didn't get it that's fine we'll get this one
There you go, there you go, there you go.
Is that bacon?
Is that bacon?
There you go, there you go.
Oh, I like this.
That's my boy, police!
Everybody watch out, police is in the house.
Oh I should have been up there for that.
Whiplash.
Whiplash.
No, not yet, well also we don't even know what tierless we're doing yet.
Probably a premade one.
It's actually kind of good, lets my teammate spawn in behind me.
I don't like this at all.
Yeah, I knew that one was coming.
Dude, that's the second goal they've got off of just like some kind of bullshit.
First of all, I thought this Mokyo guy was going to be on the ball a lot faster when
I went to like try to block his touch, but I don't think he did it intentionally.
is just like slower to that ball than I would have preferred. Oh my goodness. We got time,
we got time. We do not have time. We do not have time unfortunately. Oh hi laser. Do
an anime one with all the animes I've watched. Ooh that could be a good one. Dude we are
We have legit not won a game at all today bro. Can y'all believe that shit?
PEEEEELL!
I
Thought you'd commit to it
With the center with the fuck
We got to go for more bombs, bro
That's just terrible touch trying to rip it
I need the bumpy there
Bro we cannot win today GG's though
RLCS tier list who wins the major and you're not ooh, can you all post that in the media share till L?
MK I love you brother
I would have said maybe but like I mean respectfully we did just lose you know like maybe if we
would have won that game I would have been more inclined to say yes but it's like when
If somebody asks, oh, do you want to play till we lose?
Right after we just lost?
I'm like, I mean, that was the one.
Oh no, I'm definitely the problem.
100%.
I'm definitely the problem.
Still somehow it's not my fault though.
You know, still some far,
or somehow it's my teammate's fault, so.
Sunday.
This guy's name is Take It.
What are we taking here, friend?
this is my type of fucking game you know what I mean chat this was all skill
that was all skill that's my teammate right there fuck yeah ball don't lie
though right ball does not lie what the fuck is this guy doing what chat what
is this guy doing
anybody know if this guy throw in the game just let time run I mean okay I mean
alright but what why is he doing what he's doing though I'm not gonna let you
touch the ball buddy all right so I actually don't like this because this
This is going to mean that the only win that we've had today is a fucking gimme.
If you would have missed that, Edward, please stop calling me out on my bullshit.
I need you to stop.
Okay, let- let me act and think like everything's okay.
I just know you're 5'3", 250.
Okay, this dude is ripping this other guy apart right now.
Please don't own gold.
We got this right.
The only way that he can win is somebody D-ranking.
Fuck you, Xenomorph.
Okay just because that statement is true today does not mean that that is true 90% of the
time.
do you want to want to get active buddy he's over here doing nothing he's just
fucking sitting here double jumping
he's just sitting here what the fuck is he doing what the fuck is he doing I
I don't understand why any of that was sneated. I feel bad for Saugus father
He didn't deserve that. He didn't what did he do to deserve that shit, man?
Okay, dude, we're I'm actually getting pop-up ads from Bacchus mod and alpha console
Maybe it is time that they get maybe it's time. They do get deleted
never never would I ever have thought that we would see the day where pocket
spots giving me a pop-up ad the fuck man I'm kidding now they actually deserved
I I think that they did that never mind I take back everything I was about to
say cuz I can't fucking speak you're not getting a boost my friend you get no
boost you get no I thought I told you this bro you're not getting any boost
RIP Kenny
I'm a boy Kenny
Leave you that boost just kidding I want that boost
Dude I can't move I
Remember to hold down drift
Hmm there we go
Ooh, I like that.
Okay, I like that a little bit less.
I like that a lot more, though.
I like that a lot more, though.
Oh, I like that a lot less.
That is definitely not ideal.
That is super, definitely very bad.
Oh, nope.
This is, this actually perhaps might be good.
I think that a little awkward for homeboy
I'll take that boost
There we go
Trying to get that down feel I'm just trying to get my teammate a little bit of time to get in a better spot. I
Don't think he's got much here
Okay, I'm gonna take that back immediately. Oh, thank God
The fuck is the song
You may you want to go okay
there we go right down the middle like a strike dude every time I feel like I'm turning
the right way the ball goes the fucking opposite way like every time like oh yeah I got this
and we're scored on fuck damn oh I okay hold on Kenny I like where your head's at bro
oh shit they both thought the same thing
backward backward I can't be mad about that I do wish that Kenny was prepared
for the touch but what the fuck actually a great touch
who that was ski by the way name is ski new account can you get the boost love
to see that
that's fine possible easy shot for teammate maybe not we get their boost
there we go back pass
Nice! There we go! Excuse some rank B that guy that kinda gets around. Wait, how do you
know who he is, Chihuahgo? How are you familiar with his game? If I'm not familiar with his
game was he a streamer? You wanna go? Get away from me. I'm cool with that. Go Kenny,
Kenny go Kenny go Kenny
That's gonna be a goal. Hey what dude, why did he hit that so hard?
Well, this might be GG. I probably should have given my teammate more time. Oh
That's why it's cuz they fucking pinched it
Dude, we are a bit we're just getting the most unlucky games of all time
It's because it was very expensive and now it's not I would know it's because it used
to be less expensive and now it's not that's called inflation math
Thanks for the boost. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to touch that man.
Yo, that was actually open. Alright, GG. I did not think that that was open, bro. I thought
that, I thought it was in the net. I thought he was prepared. He was not. This is just
not looking good guys almost had that come on Kenny come on Kenny Kenny respectfully
what the fuck was that alright get me out Kenny I don't think we're winning this one
buddy Kenny I don't think we're winning this one the sound of the game is a little bit
off I got you. This should fix it. There we go. No Kenny it's cool it's cool. Ski is
not a streamer I just have connections. You got connections like that? Okay respect respect.
Dylan it's not pre-recorded. Dude I don't do any pre-recorded streams like that on
like tiktok if i'm live on tiktok i'm i'm live man oh great now we're going
up against silo bro all right today's queue has been so absolutely fucked
Nice. Today's queue has been so fucked. We have lost four games and our only win today
has been because the other team actually threw the game. What a terrible, terrible day of
rank so far but you know what a terrible day of rank does for you just gives you
the opportunity to make a nasty comeback
hey watch this one hey watch this one again watch this one again wait wait for
hmm hmm that's how it's done ladies and gents that's how it's done right there
I'll take this mid-boost, that's fine, get right to my teammate.
I'm just gonna let him waste every ounce of boost that he has, cuz he's just gonna pass
the ball to my teammate.
I wanted to go up for this, but I was like, you know, he's just dribbling it into his
own corner.
Imagine that this like no matter what I feel like this is gonna end up being a good thing, right?
I'm sure fucking I'm down. Why not why not? I mean if we actually win this game, I
Can't I imagine a reason why I would say no
First game that we've actually won today in ranks
I'm trying to get a round him since he was pre-jumping me.
Should better grab this boost.
Oh!
I mean when they're giving us the free goals, why not, why not?
You can only be a wash guy right now.
Okay, you know what?
You know what?
What rank are you?
Because I'm not gonna sit here and take shit talk from someone who's probably fucking plat
on a good day.
Alright?
You know what?
If I got a top 100 player in my chat talking some mad shit, I'll own that, I'll wear that.
Okay, fair play.
But I am not gonna take shit from anybody from like below grand champion rank.
I'm simply just not going to take that level of hate.
This is, this is looking possibly...
Okay, I was going to say, this is looking a little bit precarious here.
Not a big fan of it.
Aw, he left that mid boost for me. What a, what a guy.
What a gentleman.
boost oh my god dude that would have been so sick I didn't realize he was
pre-jumping me from the fucking Amazon pre-jumping me from across the planet
dude he's doing it too what the fuck oh he actually he actually hit the ball
Alright, I got a little bit too happy about that one. Hold on.
Whoa.
Bro, why can't I not reset the ball effectively?
You're not getting that boost, I-Lil.
Oh, I shouldn't have taken the ball from him, though. Oh, thank you.
Good shot.
There we go.
What?!
What?!
Dude!
Why did I have both of the people from the other team pre-jumping me?
How in what world does that make any amount of sense?
It's- oh god damn it. Alright bro, for real we're gonna- we're gonna lose this shit somehow.
I'm not gonna let it happen.
You can go ahead and hit that ball like that. Oop, this isn't good. No.
Alright.
Dude, I'm still for real. I'm still for real right now. I'm still for real. Hold on.
Alright.
if I lose this game that I think I just no no no that's into that no it's not
yes fucking why why did halfway through this game these guys were like you
know well you might as well try you know what now that I think about it now
that I think about it maybe we actually want to win this game maybe it's
It's your fault.
You can't shoot that though.
Oh, bro, that was the touch of the gods.
Yeah, get bridge off, bitch!
He's not a bitch.
He's actually a very nice lady.
He's a very nice lady, but that's okay.
classy. You're not getting that boost. See, I tried to tell you you're not getting the
boost and yet you still asked for it. Oh shit. Hate from America. Don't try to touch me.
I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, that was a joke.
NOOOOOO!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
You can't help.
It's open, it's open, it's open, it's open, it's open, it's open, it's open, it's open!
IT'S OPEN!
Okay.
Whooo!
I'm trying to fuck me bro. She's not the time
Yeah, I was stressful I didn't like that that was stressful
I like I I think one of the worst feelings in the world
Actually one of the worst weak feelings of all time is like going up by several goals in rocky league and then
and slowly the other team chipping away at your lead.
I, we had a four goal lead there.
I'm pretty sure.
And they still almost came back.
I need a sedative.
Yo, solid with the prime.
What's up, solid?
Oh, where are you Levi?
Oh, thank you, Frenchy.
Wait, he says, I usually don't type in chat,
but I wanted to say I love the streams
and I hope that you keep losing.
Oh, okay.
Never mind, no thank you, actually.
Now that I think about it, no thank you, sir.
I reject you.
I reject you as a viewer, and that's a goal.
All right!
It's because of him, bro!
All right, I do know Stanley.
Stanley's pretty good.
Nice.
That's pretty good save and he gets the boost there, too.
Oh my god, I thought I'd blocked it.
Oh shit, I thought he was guarding the mid-boost.
Yeah, me and his lovely lad here need to get kind of more on the same wavelength.
There we go.
Okay, I like what he's doing. He's cooking.
I'm trying to sneak it around. I believe I got it doubled there.
Okay, wow. Hit that one with every ounce of power I had in my fucking body.
Good touch. We are down by one.
Nice.
Oh shit.
Yo, can you- can YOU FUCK OFF!
And I don't get the boost!
I'm gonna crash out.
Nooooo!
Oh yeah!
No! Oh yeah! Wait, is that in the- There's no SNS.
Oh, that was fast enough. Why is- Why is too fast in this lobby, by the way?
Okay, to my teammate though, to my, yep, to my teammate though.
Back to me.
Oh my god, welcome to the stream, fuck you guys, how you doing?
Oh, Buck still got it.
Oh, Buck still got it.
Yes, sir.
Thank you kindly, gentlemen.
Thank you kindly.
That is how we do it around here.
Every day.
Too fast.
Don't you fucking dare clip on me after I just clipped on you.
Thank you for not clipping on me.
Okay.
I see how it is.
Oh, that was a sick little play there.
That was pretty darn, darn clean.
I do say so myself.
A little past.
I think I had some action to it.
I don't like this.
I mean bro both of us had no boost I was trying my best to help old boy out.
I don't know if it I don't know if it did more harm than good but I don't love that
We only have a minute and 20 left.
He's dead.
I'm going again.
I'm getting him.
Yeah!
Let's go.
Hehehehe.
I was coming in for round two, baby.
I wanted some more.
He almost dodged me.
Imagine he dodges me and saves that.
I'm gonna touch you in your safe pocket.
Well, hello, Winter Killer. Good to see you. Good to see you as well, sir.
oh my god this boost definitely is not there oh it's there, it's there, it's there, it's
there.
oh don't like that.
no big no very much so oh no oh yes oh no
Oh
Give it a boost. All right, I got the boost we're telling I'll take it. You want me to take it? I mean I will take this
This is man, I gotta not dive in with no booze, bro
Why did I just let him shoot that that's gonna be cool
Oh
Yo, no bullshit, I'm not a fan of this at all
Oh, I want the time of my life, oh, baby, oh, give me the time of my life, wow, okay,
I'm not partying up with anybody else.
No one else.
It obviously is not working.
Tenacity, why does RL profile picture,
wait, does my RL profile picture work?
No, no, I mean, I'm on Epic.
So like, my Steam does not work.
what in the actual fuck who the fuck does that he just gave us a free goal
but he just licked my titties like why why are you touching me I just like I've
I've never seen a round of video game, or like a round of ranked games, like I have today.
Good attempt there.
It's literally open, but alright.
Like why, I don't understand.
WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
Ah! Oh no!
No! You got that right, you saved that right! Okay, good man.
What the fuck?
Oh, good touch, good touch, good touch.
Oh, right.
Who gave this guy boost?
Backboard.
To nobody.
Oh, you want to boost, I see.
It's okay. If you miss, I'm here.
No stress.
Now I bail out you go first you go first
Per chance do you have another oh my god, I was gonna say per chance. Do you have another touch here my friend?
Sorry guys had to avoid the bump breaking news
Okay, everyone just misses on the field. This is great. This is great for us.
This lobby is so scuff.
Couldn't bump him? I guess I couldn't bump him. I need to go back though.
There you go teammate. Way to get in there.
He's gonna have us again. Be careful.
circle. Oh, you didn't see the extra touch. I don't know why I hit that twice though.
There is no need. I was trying to like, not make it obvious to them what I was doing,
but it actually made it worse on us. You can take that. Yeah. Oh, he's got this.
work there we go nervous to queue up with you don't want to be flamed by my
chat okay it is so crazy of you to watch my chat as I play this video game
and genuinely think to yourself that if you play with me my chat's gonna roast
you buddy no no no my chat is as if I went on stage at a comedy club and
Everybody just fucking hated me
That's the vibes. Okay, trust me. You're not getting flamed by my chat. It's just gonna be more flaming on my my part
So I'm gonna watch the games of me and you losing and think oh wow yeah tenacity's teammate so booty cheeks
They're gonna think wow tenacity teammate is so beautiful and sexy and well loved by everybody
And then tenacity is still terrible at the game Wow
So I don't think I don't think you have to worry about much my friend
I think you're in the clear. I think you're safe
What are these touches man
Fuck you. Oh wow he hit I hit him into the ball. Oh
Now that's a good touch in your dreams
That's a good touch oh you gotta go backwards buddy oh yeah you get there oh hell yeah that's
my teammate oh well butter my biscuits here we go to v1 and again just kidding our teammates
back. Wait, is he just gonna score? Holy shit.
Gotcha. Gotcha. Back pass.
Uh, okay.
Get shit on.
fuck, now he's going to go take my corner boost, yep, like the little slot he is
teammate, per chance, can you challenge this for me, how about that one, do you want
go for that one there you go you know I can get some boost
what no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yo can you shout at I
got it I got it yeah you're a little too late there bud oh no I don't have
boost my friend my friend my friend I don't have boost my friend please help
me my no no no no no no no seriously you
gotta stop this shit I don't have boost
I need your assistance motherfucker
why does my hair always look greasy why
is that your first time chat you piece of
shit so mean it's a mean thing to say
dude great now we don't have boost nothing neither of us have boost
yeah what's he made if I leave you for two seconds you're gonna be okay yeah you
will yeah you will and we're scored on are you fucking kidding me dude that is
Such a I hate I hate this game sometimes bro. I hate this game sometimes
Dude we're just never gonna win this game I
Through a GG in there. I threw a GG while they're shit talking each other
Still the best in the lobby. I
Mean I feel like I
Mean you had you had more points, but I don't know I don't know about all that
Hey, what's up big motherfucking sip the juice?
All right guys, we're just gonna keep on losing hell. Yeah, we are down 50 mmR. I would love to see
What mmR we can get to today? He meant you want to take this?
Good man. Good man. Good man. You are gonna have to immediately turn on the defense
Holy shit
Hey girl team that's literally wide open. That's my boy. That's how it's done right there
Here for the vibes. Oh, come on dude the vibes are always great
They're always great, baby. I hope you're doing good though, mr. Juice
All right, so we're gonna be doing fake kickoffs
It's save although that's not gonna be a save is it okay
No, I mean, it's okay, bro. I was doing some weirdness in the air. No problem. No problem
They're gonna go first bro. I I actually actively hate this game sometimes
He missed
I didn't mean to flick it like that, but we're just slotting it perfectly to the top corner
This is great. What a great fucking day
Everybody that I'm playing is the best player of all time.
Yeah, that's right. I got the boost, bitch.
He's gonna watch him try to touch me here.
Oh, okay. This will be fun.
And all I really have is a quick shot.
I hope that my teammate can double-touch this.
Oh.
Nice shot!
Nice shot!
Hey, this guy's pretty good!
Oh, yeah.
Good job trying to give it to your teammate there, buddy.
This Vasen guy, I have a sneaking suspicion he is what me and the people like to call
a crackhead.
Team mate, your ball.
Pinch it.
Oh, we're not.
That's fine too.
That's fine too.
We have options.
He's gonna miss and we just shoot the ball and score. That's how we do it, baby
Hey guys, I
Don't want to jump the gun here. This is looking like a win
I don't want to just preemptively say this and then start losing but this is looking pretty good
I'm thinking we might have ourselves the winner here y'all shit on
Some of those weird ones where it feels real nice. That's what she said. Oh
Oh my god, get got, buddy.
Gonna bounce off, right?
Don't worry, friend, I'm rotating back for ya.
That's all you.
It's a good teammate challenge right there, you know?
Mmm, I'm fucked.
Hey guys.
I'm the best player to do it! I think that I might be the best player of all time.
There is a small chance I am better than Zen.
And I have absolutely no boost. I faked him!
What?
I faked him again!
Oh my god, he's dead dude. We're crushing it
Dude I fucking suck at this game
Well a little tap to you are you want to pinch that? Oh
Oh, we passed it right to him fuck yeah, dude
That's how it's done right there guys
That's how it's done
Benji, please Benji listen
Benji guys this this dude is the king of fucking
This dude is like the king of
baiting me and like and like and and what is it called? What is it called like bad juju and shit?
Benji it please
But why did his teammate stop moving his teammate when AFK?
We were winning before this guy quit. This is not count as a gimme game. This is not count as a game
That's an automatic win. This dude just stopped moving. That's not my damn fault
Why you missed
Okay, they're all just they're making me look like a fucking idiot because they keep not putting the shot on net
Like every time I'm like, okay, I gotta go defend this shot to save the shot right and they just miss the ball
Completely or they'll just not put it on net and then I look like the jackass
Like bro, you're making me look bad man. I'm sick of that shit
Okay, now that I guess that could have played that probably a little bit better. Oh
Boy max over here putting in work with no boost
Mid boost is yours, Mr. Max. Mid boost is yours.
Dude, I'm so serious. I'm so tired of getting caught.
I need to like do some training packs or something.
What's the best way to defend this? Like, I guess fake challenging? I don't even know.
I gotta fake challenge that first.
That's fine.
You don't even take my boost. Oh, okay, and then he immediately takes my boost
There you go. I
Would love to go for this brother. I really would
But I have no boost as you can see I have no boost. Good man
Yeah, I'm just gonna bail off
Why can't I get a goal like this today, I don't think I've scored that one
I'm I'm don't worry bro. I'm hard stuck goal three. Okay. Cool. All that tells me is that if you talk shit to me
I shouldn't take it to heart
Where the hell is the orientation of my car?
Why you try to fuck me yeah, give me that goal
Why? Why? Why he left the ball? He's like, I don't want to touch the ball no more.
It goes for me!
What did I do? Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.
Always getting carried. I played good that game. I don't care what you say, dude.
I don't care what you say. Wow, finally won a game.
Dude, I don't know if you're looking but look it says three wins six losses. All right last time I checked that's not positive
But it's not that bad. Okay
You look like a young market player. Well, thank you sir. That's a very dapper-looking gentleman. I appreciate that
He's a good-looking guy I'd say
Oh, good speed.
Sorry, buddy, that was not my intention!
Did not mean to do that shit.
Oh, he got cucked by the crossbar.
Now your boost is mine.
boost is mine again that's fine
yeah that's all me we ought to say about that oh yeah but oh yeah it's an
ass she's getting carried last I'm not sure maybe that's a goal and lame that's
not a lame go I was a good goal look dude my teammates glazing me
Oh, I didn't hit him!
Damn.
Gonna roll kind of up, kind of out, maybe? No?
It's not in. Oh, that's...
That was a good pass, actually. That was a good pass. That was a good pass.
Shit.
Best in the lobby, by the way.
Alright, Emon, listen. You better watch out, bro.
your ego's getting a little too big man none none good happens when the ego
gets too big better watch yourself see like watch this guy
I
Yep, she she she
Hey, bro, I'm gonna touch the ball get fucking pimp slept get away from me Emon your teammate ain't doing shit
That's that motherfucker!
BANG!
Yeah!
Oh, hey, hey, good pass though, Dominic.
Good pass though.
See, he knows what the fuck he's doing right there.
Look at that.
Mm-hmm.
That's my boy.
Ooh, I like that kickoff.
Kinda.
Could have been better for me.
Oh shit didn't see Slick Pareto coming in from the woodwork. He's probably gonna score this open net
Dude I am so for real if I don't stop getting touched bro. I'm gonna start calling somebody
Probably my therapist
Maybe Mariska hard to take from SVU, but this is I cannot stand for this level of assault
bro what the fuck I'm sorry all right this is getting ridiculous no you're
good dumb you're good they're dying that had a fucking saying dynamics oh there
we go see it's all good in the hood baby
do you see I'm saying though retire toast you see I'm saying though I mean
It's not just me. It's not just me
Bro get away from me
Yeah, they're boost starved, you know what I don't even care what happens. I just want more boost. I just want more boost I
I wish I had more boost brother man I really do man we're scored on I know we're not we're
good come on oh I'm sorry slip Rita I thought you had that one come on slip Rita I thought
you had that one he still had it actually he still challenged me
He's gonna go for a pinch or something, isn't he?
It's in your nut!
Yeah!
It's in his nut!
The viewer difference is mad when drops are on?
Of course it is, dude.
You're basically saying...
Did I just bump the shit out of my teammate? Please don't. Please don't say no.
Yeah, actually, no...
No Kaperoony, that was the worst play of my life.
No cap, dude, that's actually...
I was trying to hit that towards the corner and I just missed the ball completely.
I think that might have been the worst play of my entire existence on this planet.
Oh my god, he must have scored that shit
No, I thought he was gonna be upfield
Dude
Yeah, Dynamics I ain't gonna lie to you. You put me in a real fucking tough spot, bro
You put me in a very tough spot on that one, bro
I'm not gonna lie though. I am gonna need a little bit more out of you, dude
I'm gonna need you to step the fuck up here. Come on. I
Got no boost. Oh god
He didn't get that reset. He did not get that reset.
What?!
I panicked.
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, it's probably better. I did you take that shit. Oh, you got no boost.
All right, I'm never queuing twos again in my life. Except for right now.
Bro, there's no way MG Tug said teammates low-key carry.
Bruh.
I almost had triple the amount of points that Homeboy had.
He didn't play bad, but let's not be unreasonable here.
Alright, let's not be unreasonable.
That's the type of shit that a crazy person would say.
What I think Rockley would be if Psionics never sold its epic.
I actually do not know.
Dude!
Can I get away from Twiddle D and Twiddle Fuck, please?
Fucking shit!
This game has given me three different teammates against these guys.
Getting real pissed off about this shit, man.
Nice touch, Emon.
Yeah, please thank that for me. Alright, so 1v1.
I'm not going to lie to you that demo did nothing for us but I actually really appreciate that.
Thank you for demoing him.
Can you do it again perhaps?
Do it several more times and I'll be happy.
He's got no boost.
Can you cut him?
AHH!
Thank you.
I can't get my energy drink fells.
Alright, come on.
That's what I beat these guys, bro.
They've been talking too much shit.
You got that shit right?
Yeah, you got that shit.
Bro, I'm back to hating this fucking game again.
Oh, and here they go!
Tweedlede and Tweedlefuckass!
Shocking news!
They go for another bumping play!
They go for another bump. Oh, oh slick burrito very skillful gameplay. They're my friend
Very skillful gameplay friend
Oh, are you going man, did you want to bump me perhaps did you want to bump me perhaps shocking what?
My god, bro. Oh my god, bro. You got to be fucking with me
I don't know what that means, Emon. You want to fucking explain that in non-children terms please, my friend?
You want to explain- Yo, Emon, can you explain that in non-12 year old brain rot please?
Because I don't understand that. I'm an adult.
I've got, like, fucking brain rot.
I wanna expla- Yo, Emon, can you explain that in non-12 year old brain rot please?
Cause I don't- I don't understand that. I'm an adult.
I've got like, fuckin' amortage and shit. I just can't understand that.
Whatever that means, I can't- I can't comprehend it.
Pass that shit.
Or literally just hand in the ball. For free.
Or hand in the ball for free and I'm by myself again.
Yeah, this is so cool.
why would you do nothing you could have passed the ball night fuck night give
me something here dude
he fuck
are you fucking kidding me yo he missed an open net you again oh oh oh I'm glad
your best buds now. Do me a favor and start kissing.
Re-gain 0 and 3 dude it's way worse than 0 and 3 you're underselling it it's like
fucking we're like 0 and 5 right now actually I don't remember the last time
that we won I mean not on a no bullshit if you've been watching for more than two
seconds I've been getting the worst teammate of all like dude last game
specifically I mean I appreciate that guy because he said he liked the
content so I'm not gonna bad mouth him too much but I would have rather have had a
sloppy disgusting wet napkin as my teammate than our last teammate. I like that guy because
he said he enjoyed the content which I appreciate that. I actually do appreciate that but I will say I would have rather of honestly 1v2'd.
I would have rather of 1v2'd.
It's a good thing I stopped I stopped caring about my rank it's a good thing I don't know
where we'd be if I cared about my rank anymore he's not in chat is he if he is I'm so sorry
I'm not kidding though that it legit is the first time I've had a teammate that had that played so active like he played
So bad on my team that he tried to like he's forfeited and then he just left
That's the first time that's happened in a hot minute for me
That's a goal every time that's a goal
Jack got banned for 99 hours. Oh, we got chat banned. I mean, did he say something to deserve getting chat banned?
Cuz like
Somebody will come into my chat and be like, oh my god. I can't believe I got banned from I got
Banned from Rock League. I'm like, oh, yeah, what did you say? He's like, oh, I told him to go kill himself
I'm like, oh honestly dude you deserve to be like you deserve to be banned for longer
I'm surprised that you even have access to your account
I'd rather have had you as my teammate than the guys that I've gotten these past like two games
No bullshit, I would have rather have had actual diamond players on my team
They would have played better, I almost guarantee it
Good touch friend
Good touch friend. Oh shit
Dude this is supposed to be high grand champion. How are there so many people missing the fucking ball?
We are supposed to be the upper echelon of this game
why is everybody so dog shit today no this isn't just grand shit this is
grand champion 3 this is one rank below SSL if you can believe that yeah I see
that you have no boost which is fine it's a lot less fine now okay
Respectfully, I didn't trust you, but good, good save, good save.
Feel like I'm at the point now where trust has to be earned.
I'm not gonna start the game off trusting my teammates.
Period, right? Like...
Trust is something that will be earned in the first few minutes of each game.
Okay, go get the boost. Okay, go rotate out.
Pretty good pass.
I mean, realistically.
I don't know about you, bro.
Since I started this game, everybody's been toxic as fuck.
I don't necessarily think I've seen a specific decline or increase in toxicity.
It's just always been a part of the game.
Yo, please don't let me own Duel.
You got that?
They're giving us a lot of time.
These guys are not nearly playing as AIDS as that other team was.
And that might... Please roll up.
Please roll up. Thank you.
Lovely.
And he gets the boost.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
What the fuck he's up for that, okay.
Taking that.
Should be fine.
Trying to get back to it.
Oh, he's pre-jumping.
Okay.
I respect the pre-jump, but I don't like that I'm by myself.
Alright, we're gonna have a little chance here.
Let's see what we can do.
That's enough.
That's enough. There we go.
That's all we had to do, baby. See? Like, we'll be okay.
Alright, shout out GBK default. This guy's carrying me, man.
This guy's showing y'all how to play this game at a Grand Champ 3 level, I think.
Maybe. You're nutty, not gonna lie.
Guys, um, does that mean he wants to fuck me? I think it might.
I'm not- I'm not a professional here.
There's no way this guy's still pushing me.
You got balls, kid. I respect that.
Yeah, you got balls, dude.
Oh, you got damn, he's got some fucking...
He's got some knocker.
Oh my God, this guy's got balls!
Oh, you saved these, right?
Yeah, you saved those.
Hey yo, I got you.
Ooh, the power friendship, except that actually made it significantly worse.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Watch this.
Oh my- Oh, oh no!
Oh, I was cooking a teammate!
Yes!
I was cooking them, bro!
I'm gonna use that fucking sound bite so many times
Wtf for real oh, what a what a guy the other team is probably gonna clown my teammate for saying anything
That happens a lot like like my teammate or like someone from the other team will be like yo Tana
Appreciate you we should do it like your content bro and someone from the other teams like you're a fucking pussy
it's always like wow that's a really like hostile thing to say it's like oh
hey random streamer I accidentally queued into I really like your content
wow what a bitch that's a crazy way to say your bitch made but alright wow okay
somebody just doesn't have a some guy just doesn't like having fun I guess
She's like hate the world
EG
Santa my dad knows you in person
In what format
And what format
Hey guys the win streak begins now who believes who believes it's time
10 I loves daddies um I I've been around you know let's just say I know my way
around the barbecue grill you know what I mean I've you know I've fiddled with a
blackstone here and there so to speak let's just say I've played a few
rounds of golf in my day you know I'm saying you know I'm saying oh yeah stop
yapping and loading to another match. All right, my bad, my bad. I just wanted to
take a break for a few seconds here, you know, but apparently not. Guys, anybody
friends with SirPingerman Franklin? Anybody familiar with that guy? SirPingerman
Franklin, because he just arrived and he came to play. He's knocking at the
door. You guys hear that? He's knocking out the door. Oh, Sir
Benjamin Franklin. Sir Benjamin Franklin, what did you just
say? I couldn't hear you. He said, what was that? This is a
blinker checkpoint. What's that? He says that chat knows what
it is. He said, everybody, everybody has to take one
blinker checkpoint. That's what he said. Y'all ready?
Y'all locked in all right
Oh, yeah
Wow slick. Wow. Yeah, guys, no reaction on that hit. No reaction at all.
Holy shit, that one hit really hard actually, that one hurt.
Just had an ACL surgery, dude what did you do to fuck your leg up man?
What did you possibly do?
Hey, I do snowboarding and skiing a lot and I gotta say, while I am at less risk of
getting my fucking like ACL torn, the rest of my body is just kind of at the wheel
of the mountain.
If the mountain says that I'm gonna break a bone or something, I don't really have much
to say to dispute it, you know what I mean?
Woah, I'm so gonna get scored on here, bro.
Okay, now we're good.
Alright guys, windstreak begins now.
Okay, I take it back, I'm probably gonna-
Okay!
Oh, oh!
Okay!
I get it, man, shit!
What are you doing, my friend?
You know that you can't score here, right?
I got it!
I got it!
I definitely don't have it actually
Well as close
Hey boost can you spawn please how about now how about now how about now? Oh what a great boost. Oh, that's a goal
Fuck all right now lock in
I'll lock in for this one. Oh
Yeah, pull guy definitely bro. Definitely you broke I broke my femur
Okay, I would if you had that on like film
I would love to watch how you broke your femur because how do you even do that?
Well, that's the goal
No, it's not
It would have been a goal if I got there like a half second sooner
All right Carson. That's my boy Carson
These these players are the type of dudes who just love cutting the ball like they'll just constantly hit the ball from the side
That's all they ever fucking do. Oh nice shot. It's shot, bro
Yo Cole ace
Cole acre his name was not Cole ace. It was Cole acre. Thank you for those sub, baby
All right, so I'm not gonna be able to do much with this I
Go here. Okay cool
I wanted to demo him, but I couldn't
Thank you for leaving me that boost. Best of luck in your endeavors of saving the vault.
Midfield perhaps.
How would you feel about a midfield touch? Oh my god, I could have scored that.
What in the hell are these guys doing?
Oh, I thought teammate was there. I was gonna go for a bump play.
Should be okay, I think.
Okay, so we're just crack heads. Love to see that. Love it when my opponents
are absolute crack heads, but it might work out into our
favor. Okay, nope, I take it back. Where's Fox? My bad. No, no, no. Hey, respect for
saying my bad, but that was not your bad. I just didn't think he was gonna get that
powerful of a touch on it and then I was, I was probably pushed up too far too. It's
okay, buddy. My bad, my bad, my bad. You got that one though, right? I trust. Good
Good man.
Good man.
If these guys literally just never leave the ball, they're always just like two feet away
from you.
It's insane.
It's like the, it's like the least fun version of Rocket League to play.
teammate, teammate, teammate, teammate, do you want to take that one?
Okay, cool.
Like, like even that touch, he's like, why?
pop the instant chal every time I knew he's gonna come for me wouldn't wouldn't
be the first time
oh shit no not we're good oh we're more than good we're great no we're not
great he's got to score this oh we're great man that's not an easy read to
That's a that's a difficult one to hit good. Oh fuck me. Okay. He's got like five times more points than me
I gotta step up
Somebody explain to me how he's not dead
Dude why this everybody wants to demo me today dude
Dude!
Please let me have this boost.
Couldn't bump him, but that's fine.
These guys really are absolute crackheads.
Holy shit.
Good flip.
I want to go for that, but I'm just going to let this guy waste his boost.
There you go.
See, man, you can turn for that if you want to.
If not, I'll be here.
He doesn't have much boost here.
Well, bouncer for the boys.
Not much.
Okay, my teammates cooking them the fuck up on the ground.
Backpass, good backpass.
That's fine, just pass it right to my teammate. You could pass this to me.
Oh, nevermind.
That's fine.
Okay, we kind of both have the same idea there. I'll go I'll go I'll go
Yeah, there we go nice
Can't really bump him just taking some pads
Play this
Who'd have stayed downfield probably should have stayed downfield
Great great pre-jump my friend great pre-jump anybody else want to get touched all right
Chat the win streak begins now I
I wanted to bump him. I think teammate knew that too. Good, good, good, good, good, good man, good man.
That's not good. That's not good at all actually.
Low key would have been better if I just didn't even touch that at all, but alright.
Okay.
Okay, you guys are so good man.
One more. Alright, GG. Guys, win streak begins now. What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
Alright, that is two wins. That's more wins than we've gotten in one go all day today. Fuck yeah.
Hey, we're gonna do a tier list today. What do you guys think we should do? I'm gonna rank
things on a tier list. We already said RLCS. I'm down for that one. I'm down for that one,
But non-RLCS, I was thinking like video games in some way.
Is there like a pre-made video game?
Am I just solo queuing? Zylo, I am. I'm just solo queuing.
Streamers? Nah, nah. Respectfully, dude.
Because I'm not the guy who wants to like rank people.
Like that bro, ranking video games is not the same as ranking people.
I'm not gonna lie to you. If you are a person and you're a streamer and you rank other streamers, you're a piece of shit, actually, like
You know, I mean like that's just like low key super rude to do because anybody that you put in like F tier
You're you're literally calling them terrible like you're actually a piece of shit if you do that now
If you do a tier list like that and you put everybody in like S tier
all right
I mean that doesn't really count. So I feel like a tier list like that would just be pointless and just rude
I do want to do it to your list though
Sunset photos in the discord. I'll pull up discord in a little bit. Let's let's let's see how far this winch street goes here boys
We might be riding this all the way to SSL. Who knows?
How nice would it be though if we could get our MMR back to zero if we could get right now
We're negative 34 we could totally ride this all the way. I think probably
I'm not very confident to be totally honest with you, but I think it's doable
Hi green machine I serious
You're negative 34. I don't think SSL is in the cards. Okay. That's also just not gonna happen. Um, I
Mean do you guys want to watch the squishy Jinxie thing? I mean it definitely be good for viewership
I guarantee that I guarantee if we watch party that shit we go to like fucking I
I don't know a lot of viewers crazy how that shit works though
It's gonna be the same as every other at 99 zero I know but like it still would be kind of fun to watch I'd say
But first let's continue this win streak. I got the big cheese on my team
Bump them don't need a bump them. Hell yeah
Jinxie is at 440,900. Yeah, you don't have to tell me. I could have guessed that one.
Jinxie is not a part of the big leagues. He is the big league.
Good save. Wait, why am I- Bro, what in the fuck? Why am I- How am I getting bumped in that specific
big scenario, I don't understand that.
There you go, big G's, half home with that one.
Wanna pass that?
Back to you? Oh, I wanted the pass, I wanted the pass.
He also missed that, so I think we're fine here.
Let me just keep that in play.
That's fine.
Still pretty low on the boost, but I don't really think we need it that bad.
Ah, got Sarshtown, man!
Shit!
That's a great first touch.
Alright, we're good.
Alright, we take those every time, guys!
Little kickoff go!
Ten I got a bot in casual ones in the mor.
Why would you put a bot in casual ones in a mor?
Casual how does that make any sense whatsoever?
So you put a bot in a casual game. What what are you grinding for?
What on earth could that like benefit you or how on earth could that benefit you in like any way?
And I scored that what the fuck
Gravity star said I like boys welcome to the club dude. You're not fucking special in this stream
This guy this guy thinks he joined in and his first time chat was I like boys and that we'd be like oh, no
What oh my god, buddy. Have you ever seen my chat before congratulations? You're amongst friends
Bro, I actually don't fuck with this at all all my teammates the goat
You got a little scared that he was on my on my cheeks on that one
I like what you're doing, but I'm awake just get back if you could demo again. I'd be so thankful
Actually, I don't really okay. I'll take back. I don't really need you here, but then I realized very quickly
I did need you that's gonna not be a goal unless it is nice
Yeah, two, two Janus, I think we probably will.
Yeah, we'll probably, we'll watch part of the Jinxie squishy thing, why not?
I mean, we've, it's not like I'm going live only for that.
We've been live for, we'll be live for four hours before that shit starts.
I want to do a tier list before it starts though.
Okay, big cheese, you, I'm going to ask my wife, I'm going to tell my wife this
actually you're gonna be my hall pass buddy I think my wife will approve of it
bit after that shot yeah you're my hall pass calling it right now you're the one
dude I'm allowed to screw more I do more of that we're gonna have to bump up a
date
are a set in stone
i will dm you the time in the place cheese
no fuck yeah outside
gg in this day the win street continues boys
the win street
continues
Where are we at now?
Ooooooh, we're getting close my friends.
A, GGs, Gs.
I hope you enjoy that next time.
I hope he goes back in the VOD and watches the game
from my POV.
He's gonna love the-
He's gonna love the way it finishes.
Can you say a slur?
What in the actual shit is that comment?
No!
I'm not gonna say a slur.
I'm glad you got timed out for that one, but I still read it
Yeah, veggie, I don't know about Alan. No big cheese is on the other team
Gonna have to dick him down boys. I'm gonna have to dick him down. I
Don't want it. I didn't never wanted to have to do this. Oh, I thought he's free jumping
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Now we're chilling. Yeah, there we go.
Dude, that was on target! I was scoring that!
Yeah, good attempts.
We got all the boost.
Get away from my friend.
Uh-oh.
That's bad.
That's bad.
That's really, really bad.
That's a lot less bad, actually.
Big cheese!
I hate to do this for you, brother.
I'm revoking the hull pass.
I'm giving the hull pass to my teammate.
Well, no.
Holy shit.
That was the best play of the day.
That was the best play of the whole day.
I've never seen somebody get violated in that manner on my stream before.
Hopefully I don't get banned.
Oh, by the way, guys, I got a content, I got a content warning for showing you guys
the music video for Little Dickie the other day.
You guys remember when I- okay.
Do yourself a favor.
Go look up Pillow Talk by Little Dickie, the music video, watch the first 15 seconds of
it and you'll know exactly why I got a warning on Twitch.
Twitch gave me a, like an account warning.
Like lowkey, lucky they didn't ban my ass type of shit.
And yeah, you'll see exactly why I got fucking, I got a content warning.
Because it's literally just ass.
It's just ass.
It's fucking naked people.
I had no idea. I had no clue when I looked it up that it was gonna be basically just like very, very bad.
I mean, it's a good video though. Like, watch the whole video, it's funny.
Shout out, little dickie.
LD.
LD idea.
Oh, please jump. Oh, good man. Good man. Good man.
Yeah, turn. I want you to. I want you to fucking turn.
Yeah, whenever you're done.
You good? Okay, cool. You want to go? You want to go? You want to go?
Yeah, you do. Dirty dog. Okay, I'm gonna be honest, brother. I didn't
And really love that play
That's fine, but you're right there
And I got the boost it's a great day
Wait, it's open so it's open it's open it's open it's gaping it's gaping
Wooo, boh-puckered on that one!
Hey, are you psychoing?
Please, psycho.
Holy shit.
Oh, that's really bad.
Oh, it's less bad.
I actually hit him.
Cool.
I thought it was just kind of open, kind of, nope, that's not it.
wait my teammates going crazy faking it wasn't a fake you know what full
disclosure that was not a fake I completely missed the fucking ball
god damn it I can't even lie and say that was intentional
get there get there oh hey where's my car doing oh clutch save clutch save teammate's
got no boost though I gotta I gotta have his back I cannot have your back the
second time my friend go get some boost go get some boosts or just be a
dick wait they're fucking up they're fucking up yeah yeah we're good taking oh
bumping my teammate bumping my teammate actively throwing the game oh we're
good and I get the boost good lad good lad they watch this one well can't
Well, you fell for that.
Oh, shh.
Okay.
Dude, why am I actually...
I'm so buns.
I'm so buns.
Don't worry, friend.
I'm here.
Did teammate get boost? You got that right? Yeah. I don't like that we're on defense right
now at all actually. Oh I saved that! Hold on gentlemen I'm fighting for my life! Hold
Rod Jets
Actively fighting for everything here. No big deal. I yeah force that 50. Oh
No, oh yes, oh no
Oh, no, yeah, no bullshit, this is bad
Hey, guys, the Winstreet continues. The Winstreet continues.
Santa, can I ask your mom if she knows Brett Sates?
You know, I don't know if I want anybody in this chat talking to my mother, actually.
I'm honestly super thankful that she hasn't tuned in in like a few days.
Okay, okay, Slick, you can talk to my mom. You can talk to my mom. I don't know if I feel
comfortable with anybody else talking to my mother. She might have some very interesting
interactions with certain people. Oh, okay. Hey, in other news, my mom is coming to Boston.
My mom is coming to, so some of you guys will definitely see my mother.
If you are weird in any way, shape, or form in person, I will sock you in the jaw so fucking
fast, alright?
My mom is gonna be in Boston and I am threatening you with physical violence.
Alright, and I'm not even threatening, I'm guaranteeing the physical violence if you
guys fuck around with my mother, alright?
Do not fuck around my mom.
My wife will also be there, okay?
And you know, my wife might look all tiny and innocent.
No, no, no, no, she will throw hands and she fights dirty.
She's gonna use them fucking
prepped and pampered fingernails
and she's gonna claw your fucking eyes out.
She's gonna gouge your eyes out.
So I'm cool with my wife.
My wife's chilling.
I ain't gonna mess around with none of them though, all right?
You can't beat a mannequin.
A manicure?
you meant manicure yeah yeah yeah buddy start a match okay every time I take a
second and talk to people y'all get pissed early oh you do it bro is a tough
guy yeah fucking what's you gonna do about it mr. name on a screen oh you
are our pixels right now all right all right you talking big and bad when I can
only see your name, alright? You might be built like a twig, okay? Alright, you might be built
like a full-grown Olympic bodybuilder. Probably not, but like, there's a chance, alright? This
is a risk I'm willing to take. I am willing to take the risk that you're built like a tiny
branch that has fallen off a tree rather than a fucking Olympian. Alright, that's
the risk that I'm taking and I'm gonna stick with that shit. Is that Nasserium?
Why the fuck is Nasirium this low?
And we're scored on.
Guys, if that's, if this is the actual Nasirium, this dude is like heavy SSL.
This dude's like heavy SSL.
I don't know if that's actually him though.
Well maybe this surreal guy is also SSL.
Normally.
Almost.
Oh, thank god.
That was so awkward for a second.
Alright, now I'm leaving, obviously.
Only got by one, so...
I mean, this splice guy has kind of proved himself to be halfway.
I never said you're only pixels to me I said as somebody who's reading somebody
talk shit about my physical prowess I'm saying listen what you see here's what
you get y'all can see me I don't know what happy yo motherfuckers look like more
than half so if somebody's talking shit about my physical attributes I'm saying
there's that better chance if someone's talking shit to me right now they're
built like a twig then then they're built like somebody that I would be
concerned about maybe I'm just that obviously oh that's terrible play oh no
was not taking a major leap of leap of assumption there but okay well in my
defense surreal oh he did say I got it though I just couldn't see it hold on
let me check that yeah he said I got it but like I couldn't even see him and
He spammed or he said that chat like pretty quickly or like it didn't really give me much reaction time there
Yeah, I gotta dive it on this
That's fine pretty good child can't really demo
Going again you pass that I'll kind of just give you some time to figure stuff out I
Definitely could have scored that I'm a little pissed that I didn't I
I didn't think it would be an option, truthfully.
Give this boost for you.
I want to bump him, still might, slide on, oh okay.
I'll bring this down, what's he going to do here, that's fine.
I wanted to bump both, but I couldn't.
I only got by one here.
I can't get- Ah, I shoulda- Dude, I shoulda gone for the boost, fuck.
I will say, no, this Niserium guy should not be this low.
I've seen him super high SSL before.
Yeah, I mean, this is just GD.
My bad this is obvious this this game was just on me. I was just ever spending the wrong fucking spot for half the game
That's was rough my bad, dude
I wonder if this is one of those games where like you get to high rank players on either team and then
Yeah, and then like you just get like some lower rank guys to up to me maybe
Oh
I got another fucking reason I'm so sick
I've been so sick if I somehow scored that I don't make this probable loss way better
That might be in nope, of course not
Well shit out of them no
Yeah, hey the win streak lived on for a while there guys
Don't know what y'all are saying, but this win streak was crushing it for a minute
Okay, I hate it when this happens
I'll let you score my teammate like that bro. Hell no I mean we're already down by right down by three. Let's not be down by four
We are not going to get Brazil guys relax I mean we're going to lose this game for sure
for sure for sure but we are not getting Brazil that I can guarantee you alright let me see
what ranked these guys were because this guy was the same well actually it was a little
bit higher than me. Chihuahgo! Yeah, it was one of those games.
Wago I cannot thank you enough for the 39 months of support
After a year of subbing we finally back a horse normally has more than one horsepower
Wait, can a horse actually produce 18,000 watts I don't think that makes sense can somebody fact-check that really quick
Because I just don't think that that's true. Yeah, what's up ever rush? I see you bruh. I see you
Jinxies one game away from plat. We'll watch the Jinxie Squishy 1v1. I don't want to like fucking
watch. I don't want to watch like, just another streamer the whole time, you know. I'm down to
watch a cool event. I don't want to just go watch Jinxie like play randomly. I feel like
that's just kind of weird. It's like I'm my own streamer I can I can do things too
you know. I'm not saving that brother. What are we doing tier list? I'd say we're
doing tier list pretty quick. I'd say like it within the next few games.
Oh he's going that way. Going for the shot. He's going for the kill.
Yeah, you overshot it.
Team, I should be there.
Alright, it's just too far down.
It's fine.
Good shot.
Well played.
If I heard of Abdullah, I have heard of Abdullah.
I think I did a reaction to him, maybe.
I don't know if I did one on that U2,
but I've definitely done one before.
I guess if you don't got that, I definitely do.
I, okay.
When did you get more boost, my friend?
Good play.
He's going to the side wall.
got his boost huge
damn he actually dives in for that
ooh that's gonna be a cool
I shouldn't have gone to the air there. That was kind of dumb by me. Hopefully
teammate can kill enough time for me to get back which I think maybe he will.
No he won't. I mean he did actually he killed plenty of time. Just an
unfortunate 50 there. I couldn't I wanted to jump into the air but he had me
beat so I couldn't I couldn't like trust that I was gonna get there
before him. He's gonna go for a fence here, that's fine. I'll just grab this.
Aw, bad, bad bounce. And teammate Dove in, but that's fine.
Dude, what the fuck is happening? That's cool.
What the fuck is happening right now, bro?
Alright, I'm here as an option if you want me.
he did not want me projection hurts I got it I got it
got the boost I'll bail out
Oh my god.
Oh, there you go.
That's how you get in there, ladies and gentlemen.
Come on.
There we go.
There we go.
Gonna bounce up for me.
You got nothing bro, how about thoughts on like a demo here?
Wow, this guy's got massive nuts.
Dude, seriously, I'm actually a little bit disgraced by myself.
That's so bad.
There you go teammate.
Wait, he actually hit that?
What the fuck!
Buddy came down from the heavens!
It's okay, I can't be mad at that.
I genuinely cannot be upset with that play at all.
I just want this boost.
That's all I care about.
I wanted to pop fast so I can get the boost and reset our offense.
This guy really wants to go for a sidewall skim.
I've only seen this dude actually jump up to go for sidewall skims, that's it.
That was risky as shit, brother!
Oh, that was a dime!
Oh, that was a dime!
Oh, that was a dime!
Nice shot.
And he slaughtered it.
Why why?
I appreciate it bro, thank you.
No, not like this.
Good man, good man!
This guy deserves to get a little bit of a dick suck later.
From who is kind of up for debate, but I will volunteer if need be.
Everybody understand that?
Sometimes you just you feel like you've earned a nice peepy touch
Hey chat, I'm fucking terrified right now anybody else scared out of their fucking minds
Bro, this is just not what we like to see
Come on! I had no boost! Literally zero boost!
How about that?
Woo! We're almost back to where we started!
Damn! Damn!
What a day, guys!
I lose patience. Wait, what, little?
Uh
First thing we've seen from you all day
Dude, I did you not see the clip that I hit earlier. I've hit like at least three clip worthy shots
I'm not even gonna clip that last one. I didn't count that shit
Bruh squishy just been living off Jinxie dude. There's nothing wrong with like I mean I get it
You know, especially if you were like a
Squishy viewer before all this
Dude, you cannot blame him in any way, right?
Also, you know, if Jinx is out there like asking Squishy, like,
yo, can you like, like, can you help me?
Can you teach me?
You'd be an idiot to say no.
You'd be so stupid.
But also, let's be real.
The content has been pretty good.
I've been watching the Squishy content, right?
He's been pumping out, dude, he has hired somebody
that is legit pumping out videos.
Squishy's been posting like four short form videos a day or something like that
I mean, I don't know about that but at least like two, you know, so
Good for squishy good for getting on that short form content grind and there is nothing wrong with like, you know
Doing all the stuff with Jinxie that he's been doing because anybody would do it. I would do it fucking literally any streamer would do it
Squishy streams have been infinitely more entertaining when he coaches replaces him no shade to him
But it's just better. Yeah, dude. I mean like at the end of the day. It's just smart at the end of the day
Like it's also good content. It's fun, but it's it's a win-win for everybody including the viewers
So I can see why you might be a little annoyed that's you know been going on so much
But trust me is for the better dude for everybody involved. It's good for viewership
Good for rocket league
Okay, I deserve you to score on by that. That was a good shot, actually. That was a pretty
good shot. Nah, no problem. I just wanted to go early. He faked me. That's a good play.
He got me, man. He got my full disclosure. I have been played. What the fuck? Why are
Why are we not going for kickoff though?
Fair play. Fair play. I'm not mad about that.
You know what? Right there, all of the previous play wiped from existence.
We are now 0-0.
Yeah, we'll watch the squishy jinxy thing today. We'll do it.
Games bugging? No problem bro. Don't let it happen again.
Tell your PC to figure it out. Right now we're, we gotta win.
Ooh. Sorry guys, I was trying to go for a clip.
Alright Ghosty, here's your time to shine my friend.
Holy fuck Zylo has taken his gamer fuel today apparently
Okay, just passing that middle gotta watch for the reset nice pick up some pads
And I'm getting bumped that's why he bumped me into the play oh
I thought it was on target
Damn thought I was on target dude. I should I usually could have just like try to redirect that but
Oh, I didn't flick it in time you died by ghostie
I got the beat I got the beat I got the beat
Oh, that was that was dangerous. He was in the same spot. I was like two seconds ago
what
what
what
left now with the one-year resub
thank you left though
Shit on.
Hold on, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I don't got it, I don't, I don't got it.
Okay, wait, we're just...
Oh no!
I didn't like that one.
Right after the I Got It spam too.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
Instantly fucking own goals across the map and she's not what you like to see
Get away from me don't touch me
Okay, Zyloh is just fucking playing out of his mind, I guess
No, Zyloh, it's cool cuz when I fucking queue up with you you played like you you fucking grew up getting dropped every morning by your mom
I'm a little salty. I'm also kidding, of course. Zylo's quite good at the game.
Now, he's playing ridiculous right now, though.
Yep, Zylo took a little bit of extra gamer fuel today. Holy shit. Hello, dude, score on him.
Awww, that would have been a great play.
That might have turned the tide of this one, folks.
Bro, I know that you have no boost.
Who do you think you are?
I'm- I'm just getting touched again. I love it.
Oh, great.
HA!
Hey- hey, like that, say, fellas!
oh okay what's that shit was it a flip reset off I bet you fucking flip my nuts
flip my nuts I'll reset on your face Jesus Christ yo gotcha chocolate with
to two months what's up gotcha holy what happened to you what are you talking
about what do you what do you mean
docey I would love to challenge this but I physically cannot I just don't
have it in me okay that'll work
You can definitely take that, there you go.
I'm just gonna say I have no boost.
This one is definitely all yours.
Okay.
Why did that work out for them?
I could save Ghosty.
Alright, come on.
It's winnable.
Very, very, very, very, very winnable.
Very, very, very winnable, yeah!
What a fucking touch dude.
Did anybody else definitely think I was gonna miss that?
Cuz I did.
I was not very confident about that one.
of
There you go, there you go, get that boost.
Nice touch.
What?
I missed the boost.
Oh, buddy, I missed the boost.
Oh, we're good.
We're a lot less good
You you you yeah
Let's go. I'll take it. Hey, GG's, ghost, GG. Hold on, hold on, GG. Well played. Hey guys,
I'm sensing another win streak.
I'm feeling it.
Look at us.
Who'da thought?
Who'da thought?
Here, I'll accept Ghosty's friend request.
Still solo queueing, but I'll accept his friend request.
Better than I ever did.
How close to SSL?
But we're like, if we win 10 more games in a row, we'd be SSL.
We'd have to win like 10 games in a row, which is pretty close.
About where I'm at right now is where I normally sit.
And I'm kind of happy over here.
He's like, dude, I mean, getting SSL is great.
I like getting SSL.
But like GC3, you get such an interesting mesh of skill and rank.
You're in GC all the time because I suck dude. It's wash Wednesday
Thank you babe there for the five gifted also first-time gifter that guy is super sexy
Yeah, it's called washed Wednesday, dude
Okay, I am very obviously past my prime and that's okay. That's okay
I'm still steady I
Won my one ranked match
Hey guys, do y'all remember when slick here was the the diamond
Against the 2v1 on squishy. Yeah, I remember that number that happened. I remember that
I'm trying to get out of your way, buddy. Fuck
I like the vibes right now this is this is a good vibe game
Oh, I think we're scored on. No, not see good vibes. Good vibes. Good vibes
Convenient you're ignored the savings for
No
Oh, I was got that pinch back mid
He's like wait, why was he waiting for the boost wait? What okay? Hell yeah
Hell yeah
When slick own gold, you know, I wasn't keeping track or anything, but I'm pretty sure she own gold twice
Slick how you feeling about that one? I'm like, I'm not positive because I wasn't keeping track
I wasn't but I think it was two on goals. It was one. It was only one on goal
What's a one-on-goal is a lot better than two, you know
Wait what okay sick
Why not play with Vince? I'll message him and I'll try to play with him tomorrow.
Also, hey, this week, I think Fucked Up Friday is on the table, guys.
Alright.
Nothing like getting a surprise fucking nose up the ass, right?
Look out of here. Nothing is more enjoyable than playing Rocket League and randomly getting a bumper straight to the tailpipe
What a play what a play that was oh
Oh, fuck me. Oh, we're good. Wait, don't go to my net
Damn, yeah, maybe he had me beat from the first second. Yeah, Shawnee you want to well tap down to me
I'm forming saves is a save farm and
Well, okay, I get the same farm. He gets the gold farm I guess I
I
Hit the two hardest shots of all time in one second hard to shot you come on in that to be one
Yeah, you know it's gonna be a win when one of the guys starts like coaching the other guy who's he said just
Dribble don't shoot. I
Think I think that's like the least of your problems at the moment my friend
Aww. How the what all Pilates classes? Oh dude, I'm kicking ass.
Oh, I'm absolutely toasted. Wait, no, he didn't know that I was gonna miss.
It was it was strategic is what you're saying. It was a strategic miss.
That's very true. I do like the strategic misses. Those are some of my favorite types of misses.
Watch the bump... in your face.
That's why...
Dude...
We're just gonna go ahead and win every game up until SSL, aren't we?
He said... he said, wrap it up!
Good shit.
No, Megan Appearance, she was in here earlier!
She's still here, she's taking down the Christmas tree!
Fucking traitor.
She was... dude, she's a traitor.
She took down my Christmas tree.
It's not fair man.
I had to make sure she wasn't still in this bitch.
Bro still has the tree up.
Oh I'm sorry.
I didn't realize the Christmas tree police were in the chat.
Bah humbug.
We got fucking Ebenezer Scrooge's up in here.
I thought we enjoyed Christmas around these parts.
I don't take my shit down to like March dude.
My Christmas tree will be up so long as the groundhog stays in the ground.
That is the only time.
You having fun, buddy?
Yeah, you having a good time?
Well, you're not getting boost, that's for damn sure.
What you gonna do with all that boost, buddy?
that boost I definitely know that you don't have. Dude hop off my ass! Fuck me!
Nice pass! That was really smart. That was a smart play.
It's your birthday in six days. I hope you do get a PC brother.
Whoo, that was close.
That was another one of those rare butt hole plucker moments.
Well, you just get so scared and so tense, your butt just zips up like a damn zipper.
Sorry if that created a mental image.
I know that it was probably a good one.
Oh I should have gone for that.
You can have it.
No good sir.
Excuse you good sir.
No sir, no I'm sorry you can have this one. Yes. Yes. Yes feeling very generous today
I'm gonna go for that one. You just take that one all the way home. Yes, sir
Okay, I'll grab mid boost. I trust you. Holy shit. He got pre-jumped real bad. Oh
Little double-touch any chance you demo this guy
probably not right to you my good friend oh he's often BFE can't blame him
though oh I wish that was respond what's up buttercup
You know, just, you know, nonchalantly defending my net to the utmost extent, of course.
Does he have boosts?
Yes, he does.
Does he have more boosts?
No, he doesn't.
These guys are like the least threatening offense I have ever played.
is not this is not good
yell big jay would what's up baby
my teammates backwards
as always a good start to a play
all fucking a
no yeah
get shit on is that gonna be a goal I hope so no it won't be a goal it was close
still might be yeah pass that shit down you know what now finish that yourself
almost as pretty good flick I get the boost just in case I'm gonna fuck all
the way off this way
Almost. Good boost grab, good boost grab.
Try to sneak it, sneak it by him, almost.
I'ma let him do his thing. Alphito, Papito.
Okay, we're just flipper setting to the opposite side of the net, cause that's a good play.
Gotta respect it, gotta respect it.
Like I said, very impressed by these guys offense. They've got they've got something different
Wow
That's just that's the goal too. That's the goal too
Oh, he said just play your forfeit.
They still there.
Alright, they're not done yet.
Oh, okay.
Alright, Monkeo.
Hold on, hold on.
I'll help you.
I'll help you.
We still got some time.
These fools ain't done yet, it seems.
That's not good.
teammates there which he is
see that he has no boost though which is definitely not ideal
oh my god
cookin
i'm cookin
hey guys
i'm pretty sure we're positive now
i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure we're positive boys
GG to that guy, he was a good teammate.
All right, it's time to do some tier lists, guys.
How do I do tier lists?
Or do they have one that are like pre-made?
Hey, all Lord Salos!
What's up, baby?
I don't see this.
Banana way.
Oh, do we just like make our, okay.
All right, chat.
Here we go.
This is good enough for me, right?
I mean, wait, do they have redacted?
No, they don't.
They don't have redacted.
All right, hold on.
Let's put that one off this side.
Rocket League tier list template.
Let's see, the popular ones.
Rocket League cars, Rocket League bodies.
I don't think they have like the eSports for,
you guys, they definitely do.
Does anybody know them?
You guys have any like recent tier list for RLCS because that's the one that I want to do
Let me just see if anybody put anything in there
Okay, this message meant that he had to fucking
And why is your phone almost dead also?
Dude, your phone is at 7%.
And you're over here making pictures like this with AI.
All right, dude, AI is definitely gonna be
the downfall of all of us.
Yeah, let's stop doing that, please.
Oh my God.
All right, I do not know if we have that,
but see Rocket League maps,
I wish they had like more recent ones.
Can I like add a new one? How do I add another one? Create a meme, share, voting, alignment?
Because like all the big orgs are still in it. Anybody know?
Oh, thank you, Jaybest.
Yeah, I'll go watch them later. All right. So obviously, S tier, we're gonna have NRG.
NRG. NRG is S tier just to start it off. Now this is the tier list from last year, but most
of the teams that matter are in this one. So also K Corp. I mean, I think we know K Corp.
They're S tier. Falcons? I can do Falcons at S tier. The question is twisted mines.
Twisted Minds
Also, let's get rid of X. I don't like X. It's s a what the fuck is this B plus shit
Delete row
Delete row there's no there's no X. There we go. That's better
All right, so guys twisted minds how we feeling about them are we thinking twisted minds is s tier or a tier
They've been like right there with Falcons. Is it A? S? A? Am I streaming today? Dude,
I'm literally live right fucking now. They're not, dude, they're not B tier. Let's keep them
a tier for now all right uh twisted yeah I think twisted over there let's go
vitality I think vitality would also be a tier for me and we're just kind of doing
the big guys right now because some of the like I said these things are from
hey let's do there's gentle mates there is no Poab GK still in there
Dignitas is still in there um I don't even know if limitless are still in
They're not the TSM not known. No, no, no wild. I think is in there, but
See Gen G's in there SSG in there Shopify's in there complexity is not in there and then the only
Will do redacted. Okay
All right, these are gonna be all of our old furious still in there. Who else is in there?
Power powers in there. I think think power's still in
Is anybody that I'm missing here is forward still a team chat? I think so
Did did did did did did did did did I think that's it seems secret
They're still they're still going on nine lives is not nearly as much of a presence as they are or as they were last year
I fuck it. This is good. I'm cool with this. I'm cool with this
So
I'm thinking
Gensel mates are either s tier or a tier
Which I'll think there
His gentle mates, I don't know if they've quite reached that s tier mark, you know they haven't quite they haven't quite gotten there
Ninjas I think also might belong in a tier
There's so many more teams we're not gonna have a lot of teams in F or D because like none of I don't think any of these teams belong in F
Because these are all from last season
So so far I'd say with how Gen G has played I'd probably go maybe C or D
Gen G have not played good this season so far. So I'd go like C or D. I
Think Shopify belong
and either B or A. They're definitely not S tier yet. I think if Shopify have a good
showing at this next event, then Shopify belong in A tier. But for now, I'm going B tier.
I think they deserve to probably be in A, but we got to wait on results. Dignitas.
You know what? I'm going, I'm doing that. I'm doing that right now. I think GK also
belong in B tier at the moment? SSG, how we feel about SSG chat? They've done, they've
done okay. I'm thinking maybe we put them in B possible. Yeah, I think B. Y'all cool with
B? Redacted as S? Oh yeah, I was gonna say that. I think, well, ah. We're waiting on
results jinx you got plat oh hell yeah dude yeah I was gonna say let's uh let's see how they do at
the land because I they do not deserve s yet let's see how they do with the land though
furia
dude every land furia find a way to make it interesting and like
I would go a or b for furia I would go a or b there
You guys say A? Dude, every time, every time there's a LAN, Furia, even if they look like
shit in the qualifiers, they play so much better at LANs. They're dangerous, dude. They're
dangerous. Alright, is Forward even still a team? They're not even going to the LAN,
are they? I don't think they are. Hold on. Let's see, just quickly who's going.
Okay, this is from last year. There we go. So we got all the teams from Europe, K Corp
Gentselmates Vitality Ninjas GK, North America NRG Shop Redacted SSG, Power, Furia, oh we're
missing MIBR. Interesting. Okay. Okay, so let's let's take forward out of there. So
power power does pretty good though dude I think I think power is actually a
pretty good team I was sad that man city didn't get in though I was really sad
that man city couldn't make it they were they were that close bro this they
couldn't close it so I'm gonna go power let's go like beats here that's a
pretty solid list I would say that's not too terrible I just knocked my
control over. What about that list? K corp is pretty bad though. Dude, say psych
right now. They're literally in first place in Europe by like a lot. You gotta
be goofing man, seriously? K corp's bad? Yeah, I don't think so man, I don't think
So yeah, I think I'm pretty happy with this. I think twisted minds could go up to s
Just because look at how they did in this open so we go Boston major and we go to where is it Middle East?
Yeah, Middle East open number one look who won look who won open number one twisted minds over Falcons
Look who won open to open to I think was Falcons. Yeah open to twisted minds and Falcons this time Falcons one open number three
Okay, that's I'm twisted minds also lost team Falcons, but do you see what I'm saying?
They have potential.
They could be Falcons.
They are a good team.
They don't deserve S yet, but I feel pretty confident that twisted minds are an A tier
team unless proven otherwise.
If they do good at the major, I would maybe bump them to S.
I think the rest of this list looks pretty good.
These guys are kind of the untouchables.
i mean this has been pretty consistent for a hot minute now we got n r g k court
falcons
and all of these teams and and a and b
have potential to make it all the way the only problem
is that they are just inconsistent like a a tier and b tier teams right here
they have just not been able to produce consistent results
maybe gentle mates if any
um... have been pretty consistent so
For now, this is my list. I'll probably think differently by the end of this major.
I think by the end of it, we'll have a completely different idea.
Grace posted a tier list for this year. Oh, thank you, Grace. We got most of it.
What I need is, I need to make a tier list with all of the video games that I've ever played.
And I would I want to make it to your list of everything that I I me personally that I've ever played of all time
Why is the frame rate so dog shit?
I just have to restart rock league I think
So let me think of all the games I've ever played real quick
So my first ever game that I ever played in my life I
Think was in CAA
Like some old college football.
I think that was like the first time I ever really did gaming.
Or it was like Mario. Like the old Mario.
Oh, you know what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now that I think about it, the first games I ever played were on the computer.
Yo, did you guys ever play?
It was a computer game and it was like...
It was like about baseball. It was really old.
Yo, Greg!
Liddy the lighter. What's up Greg? What's up Greg?
Do you guys know what I'm saying? Like, uh, it was Backyard Baseball.
I think Backyard Baseball was the, uh, one of the only, like, my first ever game.
I'm pretty sure that was it.
Greg, how was your stream, bro?
damn bro how old are you? 27 bitch how young are you? never mind don't answer that
that's that's not a good thing to ask somebody
holy imagine I can redirect that somehow
Pinch it!
Oh!
Pinch would have been lovely.
Still dropping frames.
I don't know why.
Okay.
Could not get there in time.
Not my fault.
Almost dude.
Mad frames right now, and I don't know why it's cuz discord's open. That's why it's definitely cuz this board's open
Let's get touch up to me or I get touched again
Now guys we're gonna do the wash party for the squishy thing
Any chance you guys get this back to me
Okay, hey
That had potential, but I don't like this. This is not looking good. Yeah, we're definitely scored on that's okay
It's gonna give me a chance to fucking
Yeah, I know that was the tier list from last year. Yeah, what the fuck is happening? Okay, I gotta get rid of this quarter
I'll smash it's just gonna keep lagging
Oh
Dude I had to use my display capture and I had to use my my capture card to look at the touch there
Alright, now we gotta win this game, chat.
Damn, be safe.
Damn, that's okay, he's gonna psych-go watch, try to get there in time.
Let's go grab boost. We got three minutes guys. I'm pretty sure after this
Probably go do that watch party. That should be a goal. All right. Nice. There we go. Yeah. Thank you kids. I
Mean I think I'd probably put MIBR in like C tier most likely
I don't necessarily think they're really gonna do all that much at this event. So I put MIBR in C tier
Ooh, that was a great pass. Should have gone off the ceiling. Oh, nice shot. And then I
would put, what was the other team? Oh, just Gen G is not the major, okay. Yeah, I remember,
I knew that they didn't make the major. The only thing with Gen G is just like, I feel
like I had to rank them just anyways just because we got our last game chat after
this we're gonna be watching Jinxie that's a good fucking play save though he
This teammates fast. This teammates fast.
Well, pass that.
Faking.
That was not a fake.
You team at your?
Damn, good shot. Good shot.
Have I ever gone hunting before?
I have.
Unsuccessfully went deer hunting when I was like 12 years old.
I have shot many of guns I've uh let's see I've shot shotguns ARs pistols I'm
really sure about what else to be oh that's cool that's I can't I cannot get
back to that yeah I just I can't get back to that bro one of us was pushed
up too much not gonna lie I thought I thought I was second man not third
man there, but that's just my opinion. Where am I from? West Virginia.
Cart mode?
Dude.
The problem with going off the ceiling there is I just don't know if my car is going to naturally fall off the ceiling
or if I need to jump. That's my only downfall there.
I got bumped him a little bit
But like the past
And keep this in holy pinch. No you bitch
We got so much pressure right now
You just shoot that. Oh w men
You should try duck hunting. I was pretty accurate. We did those things where they do like, you know like pull
I was dude. I got it every single time. I have like a hundred percent accuracy
Sweared it was dope
Pretty accurate shooter, I will say
And you wanted to touch me I responded by touching your teammate I
Don't know what I was doing there, but like we were up for the vibes
We were up for the vibes guys
Hey by the way, not a bad day not a bad first day back. I know y'all can't see the MMR right now
But we actually had a pretty damn solid day of Rocky League
We went down we went through the highs and lows of ranked
We went down like 50 mmr and we caught back up
That's a goal. Oh nice dude. Let's go. I'm gonna say
Yeah, we're gonna watch the squishy jinxy thing. I just wanted to get one more game in real quick
We'll switch our titles up and stuff
Should be fun. We'll see how it goes
They're putting me on an island here boys. That's all right
That's game nice and we end our ranked grind with a W I
Think we're positive a decent bit actually we went like we had such a tough start to the day
And we just started winning we just started winning bro
Was it squishy a pro?
Dude, Squishy is one of the goats of Rocket League history.
Like, you know what?
Let's ask this.
I'm curious.
Let's see.
who most influential Rocket League player of all time.
Turbopulsa, the AI says. Okay, well, so Turbopulsa holds the ultimate legacy with four RLCS World
Championship titles while Zen is considered the most transformative player. I could agree
with that who redefined mechanical speed in 2023. That's kind of accurate actually.
And then we got Cronovi, recognized as one of the founding fathers whose early dominance
in streaming popularity essentially built the Rockleys scene. That's valid. That's valid.
And then there's Mr. Squishy Muthin's crucial and transitioning the pro scene
towards complex mechanics and popularizing ceiling shots and flip resets. I think that
this right here
streaming popularity and like youtube also applies to squishy though like that
that definitely also a pull up a lot of applies to squishy
k-dop cited widely cited as one of the most impactful players due to his immense
success consistency and role in european i think k-dop owns
like european uh... rocket league for sure and jay's there is another big one
like jay's there's big for um...
like it really everybody jay sir was big for the freestyle community to be honest
all right
switch over to the twitch
abjnksi pulled up
a little bit
okay well we will uh... will wait
will tell a free play until they're about to get started
Alright guys, hey, let's put up a poll real quick.
Mosque, can we do a poll?
Gimme a hell, gimme yeah!
All right, let's see how this goes
And if you guys are watching on tiktok
We are also live on twitch if you guys want to come chill for a bit
Be live for a little bit longer today. We're just gonna watch this
99 to 0 and
Then I'll probably call I mean we guys how long we've been live for today. We've been live a hot minute, bro
We've been live for a decent little bit here about four hours not bad not bad
beating the beat in the part-time allegations at least a little bit all
right there we go all right title's changed my doing let's do a poll who do
y'all thinks gonna win Jinxie or squishy in the 99 to 100
Well, thank you sir. Well, thank you. I much much much appreciated there
You said that Clifford, thank you for the hundred bits Clifford
Thank you, sir. All right, um
I'm gonna get my tiktok live pulled up there we go
Yeah, if I had to say who I thought I
I think like statistically you would say Jinxie like if we're just going based
off of previous matches you got to say Jinxie right I mean hell he beats Zen
if he beats Zen then he'd be squishy but the problem is is that Squishy has
watched him played like Squishy has watched Jinxie play so consistently
since the since the beginning he's also been coaching Jinxie so like low-key
Squishy's gonna know what Jinxie's thinking right I think Squishy might take
this one actually you know what yeah I'm gonna call it Squishy's gonna win I'm
gonna call this right now I think Squishy wins the 99-0 this time around
that's what I think yo ghostie with the six minds what's up ghostie I think
Squishy isn't gonna go for one kickoff. Dude, I think Squishy's gonna be smarter than the other guys, you know
Like Jinxie beat musty then he be zen. I think Squishy is gonna play like way
Smarter overall. I don't know why I just feel like Jinx or Squishy's gonna take it like more seriously
I think that musty was taking it seriously. He just got fucked. Oh
True yeah, that's very true. Wow and now cuz
Um, the-
He beat Zen fair and square like- it didn't take him long to beat Zen either. They- they also did two times.
So just how with musty like musty lost in the first fucking like 30 seconds and then, um...
Then they did a rematch, right? They did a rematch. The thing is, is that-
I just don't think that's viable, you know what I mean?
As much as I appreciate it, I don't do coaching for money, mainly because it's so time consuming.
Now that being said, like you might ask, well, you know, weren't you trying to coach
Jinxing stuff?
And like, yeah, obviously, keep in mind that that whole scenario is like just a random
day where people were coming into my chat like yo Jinx is trying to call you and I'm like
oh my fucking god what so yeah I mean unless you're like one of the biggest streamers in
the world I'm not gonna jump at the opportunity to coach somebody just because it's time consuming
and low key it's unnecessary all you need is YouTube and like the willingness to learn
there's so many good YouTube videos teaching you how to get better at rocket league all
you gotta do is go watch them and then like once you watch them actually like implement
them into your gameplay, you know, that's really it. That's that's how that's how easy it can be.
All right, guys, we're doing a prediction right now. It's seven o'clock. Let's switch over.
I'm gonna turn off the music. Or do you guys want music? Oh, he played another game.
All right, we win this game. We play squishy. I gotta go back live on YouTube too.
So you keep the music off he is not keeping the music off. All right, let's go let's go watch
Let's pull up squishies POV to let's see what he says
My guess question working
And then I'll see you switch this so my guess what's your mark? What did I say? Oh?
Or I'll slip it in I mean
It's true. It's true. I give them it gives them a slightly higher chance to slip it in but I'm not looking
what why are we saying I didn't even know that I I literally didn't even know
what not even awesome clip farm shit I didn't even know that I said that okay
back to jing see back I thought I thought squishy would be a little bit
different of a POV I was very incorrect holy shit join in to the crazy
Come this is a big this is a big mapper here big match butter. It's three minutes up in a game. Oh shit
He's down like no fuck. Oh fuck
He's locked. All right. I mean squish. He's just gonna be doing the same thing
All right. Well in that case we got like five more minutes then I'll bounce between the POVs and shit
Not not to be rude or anything, but Jinx he can still win no no listen. I never said he couldn't win
I just said just how with like
Like, um, him going up against Musty and then him going up against Zen and all that shit,
right?
Um, he could definitely get one kickoff.
I just think Squishy's gonna like take it more seriously, you know?
I didn't mean to ignore you, Mr. Wobble.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, brother
Dude, I don't know about you guys. I felt like I played pretty good today
Remember this message. Oh shit. Yo wobble. You want to run a 1v1?
Wobble, I'm good. I'm good on the 1v1. That's the message that you wanted me to read so desperately
Just one to 1v1 me. Hey, okay. Okay
Jinxies on Hens chat has corrupted squishy chat
It's kind of corrupted all of our jets a little bit
But it's a welcome. It's a welcome thing, right?
It has gotten a little bit. So it's gotten really sus. It's gotten real sus
For everybody's chats. Well everybody that like actually did collabs with Jinxie. I
Mean, there's definitely some people from Jinxie's chat. I for instance, you know anybody in my chat
Did you find my stream through Jinxie?
If you did put a one in the chat if you found my stream directly through Jinxie through no other means
You had no idea who I was and then then Jinxie and me did that little collab and then then you found me because oh, yeah
I mean
That's a lot of people I mean already
That's a lot of people dude, so um
Um, while, yeah, he's, he's, he's chat has definitely, you know, kind of made an impact
in like infested, infested, you know, our chats a little bit.
It's not a bad thing.
And it's, we've embraced the chaos a little bit.
It does make things more fun.
I will say I'm learning a lot more as like a streamer because, you know, shit.
Like old me, some of the chats that y'all say would not have, like they would not
have been allowed to fly.
Like I would have banned people legitimately and been like nah go fuck yourself, but I don't know
We have genuinely
Embraced it and we've had I've been having more fun as a streamer. It's been a good time
All right, they should be getting going now
He's almost done
All right, fuck it. Let's see if he wins this. Did you guys say he got flat?
Did he end up getting into flat?
I think he's playing music, so I'm gonna keep him like muted for a second. I'll go up here to
Going going way up top
There we go
He got platin twos. That's pretty fucking spectacular. Good job. Good for him. I
Assume he's gonna turn the music off when he's actually playing squishy
See if he wins this
Is that a song in tiktok? I wish you may not
Now I had the music playing but
He got carried was he playing with anybody I'll tell you what dude getting platt you can get platt without very many mechanics like
If you are good at rotating and you can just like jump into the ball and like shoot it
You know like jump and dodge into the ball to get power. You can hit platinum. You can hit platinum for sure
Because all you really need is like good rotation. You got to be decent on defense. You got to be able to like under
That was a smart play. Oh
No, that was actually such a good play
But yeah, you can definitely get platinum with like minimal mechanics
Go up the wall go crazy. He's not gonna go to wall. He's gonna go for another demo
That's crazy. Oh, he's just lost. He just lost CG
He was indecisive. All right now we can unmute him
He was indecisive
All right, they're going
Let's do it. Let's do it
That was actually a pretty solid attempted play there. He wanted to go for the demo
But he was a little indecisive the moment he realized he wasn't gonna get the demo
And then he like went back underneath the ball and was like, oh, oh fuck. What do I do?
What do I do guys when in doubt just get the fuck away, you know, like when if you are confused
Just leave the ball like go rotate to your to your boost or something
That's very nice man, I think I get plenty of credit for it. I mean the streams pop off. We have a good time
Oh, yeah
Yeah, I would say we get some you know, like Rocky League invites me to events and stuff
I feel like I'm getting I get plenty of credit for you know
What we do or what we've what we've done before they show under bits to Nico with the 20 months
So now actually we get in turn tonight. I did offer a blinker checkpoint earlier. I did I did I definitely did that so
So if you haven't had a blinker checkpoint today, now might be the time.
You know what, hey, let's load up a little bit, let's have some fun.
Okay, sounds like you're on a webcam mic on Discord.
A little blinker checkpoint for the lads.
Ooh, my light turned off.
Squishy! How does that sound? How does that sound?
Good now, good now, good now.
Are you ready?
Okay, low key first off congrats on hitting flat. I'm very very fucking happy to see that also my shit's tweaking out so locked in
I'm kind of scared
I'm low key kind of scared. I'm gonna be honest with you
Bro, there's no reason for squishy to be scared if he loses this then he's in the same like Zen lost you bro
Literally on life my first week of the game
Okay
Thanks for the dollar Jackass you had it you did you paid me it's like it's like
Going up to a random person giving them a dollar and being like ha ha ha fuck you
Appreciate the dollar brother. All right
Hey, hey next time you're in his chat though make sure to ride that shit nice and hard though
All right, if you're riding his dick this much, you know, mice will have some fun with it, right?
I
If I had to guess this is the one that I low-key would put money on squishy I think I would put money on squishy
This is the only one
Cuz like now bro Zen scoring 500 goals would be ridiculous
Like like that one is kind of understandable. I still assumed that Zen would go crazy, but like, you know Zen lost but 99
You know
You sold being Jinxie's coach. Nah, dude
Squishy was a much better choice than me
I'm just glad that I had the chance to like fucking, you know, hang out with them for a bit
T-shirt like I introduced him to this game and then I brought squishy in and I'm so glad I did
I think squishy was the perfect choice
Have zero regrets if we're able to do a collab again in the future than awesome
If not, I'm doing great, and I'm glad that I brought squishy in and I'm I'm glad that he's been doing so much with squishy
Squishy is a better fit for this role. He's a better coach. He's a better player
He's like one of the goats of the game as awesome as it was that my number got called
You know
Thank you sauna, you know
You lost the bag. I mean fuck maybe but
I didn't though
And he's gold three and once
How could his threes rank be that high he played with Zen and Vatira he did all of his ranked games with Zen and Vatira
Okay
Fair fair enough fair enough, but yeah now um that was like I don't know why they did that kind of forgot why they did that
But um yeah, he played with Zen and Vittira
I think it was right after he did the the 500 or the
499 to 0 against Zen they ended up
Like Zen was like, oh do you want to play some and then they ended up bringing Vittira and and then they did all ten of his
placements in threes
They I don't know if they won all of them, but they definitely like they were in grand champion
So every win in grand champion on a brand new account is gonna fucking skyrocket that MMR
So that's why he's champion
The other two were all him though like the 2v2 and the 1v1 like obviously the 1v1 but um
One kickoff goal against squishy Muthins. I
I don't know. We'll see. I feel like I
Feel like I'm going squishier. He's getting his threes rank reset
You guys want to know some interesting lore if he does get his threes rank reset. It's because of me
subtle flex now high-vives messaged me a few
Days ago and was like yo, is there any chance we could get Jinxy?
Jinxie's rank reset in threes and in in tournaments because you can't play with his friends in threes because he's too high of a rank
And you can't do this in dis tournaments, and I was like I can't guarantee it
Clifford I would rather go pro I would rather go pro
Thank you for that a bitch. I'm kidding actually. No, I actually would not want to go pro
But uh, I mean one night with you we get some fun
That could be a good time.
Only if you cook me dinner though, I expect food.
But yeah, so High-Vyze messaged me and was like,
oh, what can we do about this?
I was like, ah, I've never heard of that happening.
I've never heard of Rocket League resetting somebody's rank specifically.
Like maybe the entire rank, like you'll just get fucked everywhere, 3s, 2s, 1s, you'll
get all of your ranks reset.
Maybe I've heard of that, but I've never heard of them going in and like selectively
resetting ranks.
I did I I sent him the correct direction. I got him in contact with the devs
One of them specifically and then obviously he got to all of them
So if he does get his rank reset then then awesome. I'm not super shocked if they don't I think it would be smart
If they did but I mean all I could do was all I could do and all I did was send them in the correct direction
Whether or not it happens. I don't know
Guys these are not my ranks. Oh my god
Let's go watch squishy because Chad is now thinking that these are my ranks guys. These are not my ranks
We're about to watch Jinxie and squishy do another 99 to 0. All right
Here this is squishy. Can you guys get off my ass?
There's people on the tick tock chat like I thought you were GC I
I don't I'm not as after seeing what happened. I would not be confident in it. No
There we go, I think that like
Anybody could 99 zero like a lower rank, but it's really difficult. I I'm not confident that I would win that now
Because he's already musty of the second goal and scored on Santa the eighth goal
But both of those are just knowing that is making me
not because I'm going to keep it honest to you, Jakes.
It's going to be down to kickoffs like it's going to come down.
Of course, but that's all it's going to be.
So because, bro, once like the ball is in the arena, I'm never touching it.
It would be crazy if I scored a non kickoff goal.
That would be fucking insane.
Like, well, I think it's possible post and I just spread.
Yes. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, that's like the most likely.
I will say dude squishy is getting the shorter end of the stick though because
Like must he played him when he literally had only played for like a week basically, right?
And he had just only gotten a few coaching sessions from me and then squishy and I think a few other people right?
I can't answer that question Clifford. Thanks for the hundred bits. So I could never tell you
But now like Jinx, he's been playing for a few weeks like a month basically and he's like gotten a lot better
So squishy is in the worst spot
I let's see if he actually does it. Let's see. Imagine the first goal Jinx in my net
It's like I feel like for Jinx II he's got to feel so confident go like he already beat musty he already be sent
Yes
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You guys can't even fucking see me dancing.
This is so stupid.
Yo, I think I can't lie.
So.
It's some Ws in that chair.
Maybe this is scary.
It's serious.
Well, I can't buy it.
It's been played last week for imposes.
But he played last week.
Discipline, respect for chat at 20.
I would have been a five minute game.
Right. Remember that?
Totally. Yeah. The difference is
that you said it during that game.
You're like, you're like, it's different when it's 99.0
because like it's only one goal and you're right, bro.
Like I feel it like I feel the same.
Hell no, I could not be squishing a 1v1.
He is to this day one of the goats.
Can we get some Ws in the chat for my boy Clifford dropping 10 gifted
and hitting that fucking sub goal? Come on.
You're actually right though. Holy shit.
All right, let's see.
I know this.
Oh, oh, I missed the demo.
I missed the demo.
I've been seeing that you're a little demo man now.
He's been going for less than that a lot.
I'm a little chud, I'm a little chud.
Yo Frosty with the tier 1, thank you Frosty.
Oh, it's in my face.
Like you like that play, you hit it around the corner and you can go for the bomb.
Interesting.
So okay, I gotta figure out what kickoff we're doing and I have to try to counter it.
No, no, no, don't think too hard, please.
Don't think too hard.
He's pushing to that corner every time.
Okay, this is gonna be fucking...
Oh no, you know what that is?
No, why do you know what that is?
Jinx, what do you know?
No, I didn't chip so perfect every time.
Oh my god.
Squishy is not confident right now.
I'm the first one to get 100.
I remember you teach him not to demo chase.
Not like when he was that new into the game.
Guys, you got to remember, when I got the chance
to coach him, he was a brand new player,
like literally the first day.
He's better now.
So him going for demos now is smarter because he actually can move around the field a little bit better
But like dude first day. Yeah, maybe don't chase demos against like other bronzes
Well, he set the bar pretty low down the line
Yo, curity thanks for the honor bits who I want to win uh
I'd go redacted over anybody like redacted a lot better than you were back then already check and see I mean
It makes sense. You're blocking like you're blocking all the right angles like I have hit it over you bro brother. What a shot
Especially a lot of my group and it just doesn't you know, I was like that took a long time to come through buddy
But you're gonna work that I mean like bro
Even if I give you advice like if you don't take it like they won't do anything
I'm playing it every day for a month dude.
That's what I'm saying.
He's improved a lot.
You're actually really good at that.
He's a put in the hours bro.
Oh shit.
Oh.
I mean he's not going to score this.
There's no way.
Chill, chill, chill.
Dude you can literally tell how good he's gotten.
Like you get the flip now.
Like you know what I'm talking about.
But that one passive practice.
You're good at that now.
Like actually good at that.
Bro you get so much power on these fucking shots.
With the bounce.
The timing.
This is like the this is the key to get a high-rank bro. That's true
as this L players will not even a cello like
Like pro players are very good at like from any position they're able to put a really nice shot on that
Like whether it be their low boost whatever a bouncing shot
How do you get so much power?
He did the exact same thing last time.
It just takes time bro, it just takes time, you got it.
Kickoffs are going to be a saving grace man, if he's able to win that's how it's going
to be.
He's dead and musty so far, so far.
Yes, okay.
And I'm going to go, and I'm going to go bro, and I'm going to go bro.
Like I said, did Zed have 8 or not 8?
I called this guys, I feel like Squishy's going to win this one man, I don't know.
Because like, I don't know, I feel like Squishy's more, I don't know, like locked
in like, I don't know.
I say I say that was goofing so I have more like acceleration before my foot
Throwing in some fakes
Low key that's had it like if I didn't get my second touch you would have had it actually
Let me say it's in a you hate watch
Jinxie, it's not hate watch brothers. It's like it
No, well, I mean not they're not an org
They're like they are a team though. Um, but yeah, no, it's like as if I was betting money here
I'm not like rooting against Jinxie. It's like if you force me to put money on this where I put my money right now
I feel like squishy is gonna play better than Zen and
I'm not going for like super crazy shit. I'm trying to
I'm trying to do anything. I'm trying to win. I'm going to actually lose this challenge
just so I can like see that it's possible to lose this.
Yeah. Keep in mind that squishy. Oh my god.
Oh this is high ranked. This is really high ranked state Jinx?
You're just like hitting the ball fast where you want to every time. That's sick to do.
Alright yo, Sana. Thank you for the 100 bits guys.
We now have money on it. We have money on Jinx winning.
Said he dropped ten gifts if you actually come up with this one. I'm worried about your delay now. Ooh clean
See, I don't know I do y'all think I can one
Like I like squishy's what he's doing the kickoff so watch what he's doing
Another fake, you know like he's mixing up the kickoffs to where he's almost never gonna get scored on a kickoff
That's side to side like that
It hasn't even been three minutes and he scored 17 goals. This is gonna be over like 30 minutes, dude
Just ripping it tip of the car remember so the car
Just like tip of the car like in for the corners of the car like took of the car and then flipping on perfect timing
Okay, squishy is definitely dominating him more than the other people and and jinx he's better right now
Then he was back then he's been playing every day for a month straight and
Squishy is dominating him
More than the other guys did it feels like at any point it could just sneak past me and I have to go 81 more kickoff
Without it fucking out. That's hard
Okay, wait wait now Jinxie is doing some delay. Okay. Jinxie, stop that. Stop that delay, not allowed.
The other guy is definitely underestimated Jinxie for sure. That's a big, that goes into play, you know?
I guarantee you musty was not expecting that, but then Zen, I feel like, you know, he was also, I don't know, dude, Zen was so like, laugh, like he was laughing about it.
I feel like he was just nonchalant, like Zen was like just there for the vibes, more so.
Squishy does not want to lose for sure.
I don't think Squishy wants to lose this, right?
Of course he doesn't want to, but like he's gonna be pretty locked in.
Payton with the two months, what's up Payton?
Zen was for the vibes.
Dude, did you watch the video of Zen and Jinxie playing twos?
And like playing threes, they were just fucking around.
It's instantly my mat, I mean.
You know?
How locked are you, holy crap?
See, I don't get it.
Remember the thing I told you about letting your opponent get the touch and then you get the free ball?
Like, I'm doing that to you right now, basically.
This is a wall.
Oh, that was the speed flip that time.
So he'll get around him with that speed flip, but he's got to watch out because of Jinxie, like...
Yo.
Oh, shit.
If Jinxie reads it, then it'd be dangerous.
I don't understand. Are you like Roberto Carmos?
Every time you hit the ball, it's going 85 miles an hour.
I mean, you actually have so much power on every shot.
No, no, well, a guy Zen destroyed Jinxie or was destroying Jinxie the second time, but then still lost.
Zen did get 100 goals on Jinxie, but that was after he lost the first one, you know?
Rift's start, Jinx, Rift's start.
Oh, shit.
So, like, Zen lost in the first eight goals or nine goals?
Bro, what?
Are you fucking cheating?
I play every day.
I've never seen somebody get this much power.
Oh, yeah.
Where is it coming from?
How is the ball going that far?
That's straight.
What is that?
Do I have to play back 100 yards?
What am I supposed to do?
So there's a 100 gifted, which I feel like.
That's what you like.
100 is not that crazy.
Dude, a 100 gifted is not as crazy as fucking $10,000.
That's what the wager was for Musty.
But I like how they know that there's a chance.
How are you generating so much power?
I'll try to teach you, I'll try to teach you bro
Okay, see that's the type of kickoff that Jinx he wants. I feel like a better chance of him scoring on something like that, you know
I missed.
See, that's what I needed.
How do you think that's a miss?
And then I can just counterattack.
He's not eating that.
This is going to be though.
I'm going to actually lose this one.
Dead ass.
Yeah, I mean dude.
I just feel like squishy is going crazy.
What is this elegant ass game play?
Yeah.
What is this good thing?
How did he hit the ball so fast?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
the ball so eloquently, then must he pay up? I got no idea, bro. I was not in that group call.
I mean, like, he actually was very upset about losing the game. I mean, I don't know if he actually
lost the money though. Would I beat him in a 99 to 0? Here's the thing, guys, every person that
has ever hit SSL could 99-0 a player like this, a plat player. It's not about that. It's just
about the luck on kickoffs and like if you make one single mistake, every player that
has ever hit SSL can 99-0 a guy like Jinxie.
The problem is like if you make one mistake you're fucked or if you get one bad kickoff
you're fucked.
So it's not that easy, you know, it's not that easy.
You can't?
Oh yeah.
Let me fast aerial from the side on an angle.
Yo, El Toro with a two months of El Toro.
Thank you brother.
Is it better to not go for kickoff?
Nah.
You gotta mix it up.
You gotta mix it up.
I mean, brother, I'm waiting.
I'm jumping.
I'm boosting.
How are you so high above me?
Because you waited too long to jump.
I literally just locked on your car and as soon as you make a move, I'm gonna make
my move there.
That was also smarging.
Squishy didn't go for the shot.
He's just trying to get it around.
I'm like, basically every kickoff, Squishy is just trying to eliminate any possible
chance that Jinxi don't fucking troll me doing come on I'm sorry I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna things I'm not gonna I'm not I'm not I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm gonna not fuck that do this some more that's pretty good that's pretty good
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry that's on me I think this is disrespectful that's
disrespectful oh wait actually I was say that's all right well it's been five
minutes in the game at least it's been 32 goals we are on pace to be done before
the timer hits 30 that's a good point that's a good question to ask that's a
genuinely a good question to ask I haven't even got shot yeah what are you
does anyone have advice I do what do I do tell them there please the squishy
there's not as it hold far there's not one answer to that squishy told his
chat not to tell them there's no answer to this
oh okay see he's got to take advantage of a play like that that's how we could
score one goal not only do I get a shot off you say oh shit which makes me think
I'm gonna score and then you instantly deflected into my neck blue screen
Thank you for the 32 months brother. Thank you
See okay Jinx all right
He needs to pay attention to when squishy's fake kickoffing because he could get some free shots on or at the very least go for a dribble or something
Holy shit he saved it saved
Blue screen hope you've been doing good, dude good save good save now. I'm just gonna bury it in your chest
all bullshit aside I think you got it I think you're gonna be the first one I
think you got the bro I don't know man he is not talking good
any advice you have so much time still blue screen that's what I was saying bro
so many much out earlier was like bro you really threw the bag you know not
coaching Jinx anymore and I was like squishy is like the perfect guy to do
Chill stop learning bro. Stop learning. I was very thankful that I got to like coach him on his first day
But I'm also really thankful that I brought squishy in because I think squishy's the perfect guy to like have him as a consistent coach
Trust me. He's the much better option than me
We might do another collab in the future. I have no idea but trust me right now
Squishy is the goat for this. Oh
in my ass
Oh, I thought you wait hold on hold on goddamn first of all Jesus Christ Clifford
I thought you said blow up at like how did you grow so much and then I thought you just threw a stray at the end of it
Like oh, how did you blow up at the content creator? Also you chopped his shit bitch
I thought that's what you said you still said that which was rude but uh
Clifford the gym and lots of steroids
I'm kidding. No, I'm not I'm kidding
Every time squishy goes in there, it's almost a guaranteed bull bulls that give up with on that pick up by the way
So I'm the corner. Okay, this is the kickoff he needs to figure it out on
Do something different?
That's not gonna be enough. That's not gonna be enough. So you're gonna go play back
Oh
No, no, I'm not on the actual steroids guys if I was on steroids I'd be way way more buff I
Do want to get back in the gym though. That's another goal. Oh, and it's not I
Don't understand I don't understand I mean I was like 30 seconds no goals
I mean guys it's easy to say things like oh, you know, he should do this
he should do that okay Clifford I'm gonna let that one slide it's really you
have to stop go today I bear no responsibility no that's game that's
game that's game Jinx oh my god damn god damn he did it again I lost focus for
one second on kickoff and that's it. He did it again. Wow. And I just locked just locked
out for a second. That's it, bro. That was it. Like I did a normal kickoff for like a
regular SSL kickoff. There you go. I did it fast. What was it diagonal? No, the street.
No street. So he got it around him because squishy went for a normal kickoff and SSL
and Jinx, he got to it late because he's slower. That's all that happened. And
got a free goal. All right, 100
gift to bro. 100 gift to bro.
There you go. Listen, this is this is
the truth, bro. I've been wanting
to challenge out the challenge.
I knew you'd take this one, bro.
I need to gift you something, bro.
Yeah, I think it's impossible, dude.
I don't I don't think you can get
side of man of his word.
That's the most I know.
I know, dude.
I know I don't change my payment
method. Hold on. Hold on.
I'm not scamming not scamming not Rekai not Rekai not Rekai stop spamming this shit
Okay, okay, okay
Yo, sauna. Oh, no, I'm a statement. The gifted sells my dude bro Jinx. He fell. Yeah, he fell through
I thought I had you you low-key like started you started sounding so doom and gloom about it
Then like I got so confident that like I stopped focusing on it again, bro. What can I say? That was good for me
That was good for me. I don't know. I want to watch that again. I
I think they can I can replay the stream. I'm pretty sure yeah, I can all right
Yeah, all right, so let's see
Because like what happened was and squishy said this squishy like he unlocked in like he just like he went no brain for a second
It's really just so he basically went for a normal SSL kickoff and because Jinx he is slower to the ball
Squishy hits the ball directly into Jinxie.
Mind game, bro. We got to figure out how to get over each other.
Yeah, I mean, so because Squishy got to the ball first, he pushed the ball into Jinxie,
and Jinxie did the exact same thing that he did for the other wins. He dodges before the ball
connects to him. And because, look at how his car is oriented right now, he's basically like
vertical there's only one way for the ball to go it's not gonna go behind you
it's gonna go sideways or directly the fuck up in the air and because squishy was
faster on that kickoff he just fucking flies by the ball and there's no chance
that he gets back to it look no that's game that's game yeah I mean he knew his
game immediately because he was so far away from the ball the only way this
wouldn't have been game is if Jinxie somehow missed this and that's like the
the easiest open layup of all time.
Oh my.
Yes, he hit the ball pretty good too.
Yeah.
Yes, still undefeated.
The power like that is.
Yeah, there you go.
Well, there you guys have it.
I think this challenge is actually just fucking impossible.
Okay, thank you for the hundred hundred bitties mr. Clifford. Thank you sir
Chat maybe I should 99 zero one of you, right?
Maybe I should 99 zero a special somebody in the chat
No, I don't know. We'll see we'll see maybe maybe tomorrow. Maybe the next day. We'll see
Who knows?
Yo, Jordan. Thank you for the gifts on six. I'll appreciate you. I'm not doing it right now. I
I if I if I do that it will be announcing somebody from the discord server right
From the discord server. So if you guys want to be in any of my videos
Join my discord server right because if I actually end up doing that
I'll join the dirt. I'll do it through the discord the giveaway will be through the discord, right?
So join up in the discord. I know I'm not saying we're gonna do shit today, but guys
It's been a really good stream. I low-key thought that that one was gonna be the one
I thought that squishy was gonna be able to do it, but uh, nope
We'll flip and then flip again. Okay now now squishy is just like teaching him how to play instead
Let me do it tomorrow. Hey, I don't know bro. I don't know what I don't know what we're doing tomorrow
I know Friday is gonna be fucked up Friday. We're gonna have some fun guys
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I get it. It's low key in every single anime, at least a little bit, which like, okay,
Yeah, like the random hot chick, like, the thing that gets me, why do they always go to the hot springs, bro?
You know, like, they just want to show some anime titties, I get it, but like, damn!
All the way, like, every fucking TV, every anime go to the hot springs, like, that's just gooner bait, bro.
I don't know, it's just annoying, but uh, if you can get past, if you find an anime that's like really good, it might have one weird episode.
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Code Geass Vinland saga or Demon Slayer which one?
Cuz one of the I want to watch one of those with my wife me and her watch full metal alchemist together brotherhood
It was pretty good
I'm not watching berserk. I've heard I've heard the horror tales of like the first episode. No, I'm good off of that
demon slayer I
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I think that would be a good one
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This map is long as shit
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crazy. He was gonna win. Wait, also you have to get shot out of this cannon at the perfect time.
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Oh, it's GGs!
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There is no RLCS this week. Mmm. Dude. My voice is like fucked right now
But there is no RLCS this weekend. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, normal days. Yo, son, have
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But on the bright side, that does mean that we're going to be able to watch professional
Rocky League to some capacity. So we are going to be doing watch parties Saturday
and sunday
yellow ray they were the hundred bits and uh... yeah but just no rlcs
and then next week is boston alright so
your throat is fucked because we had fun last night
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screw you buddy
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also shot the laser for uh... put all the shit together but
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