⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
tfue VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
And
damn, Twitch node is going in.
Wowzers.
356 viewers, you're coming up.
Hell yeah, baby.
Gator, nice to poll 200 viewers.
That was the funnest time streaming ever.
Got some rope?
I don't know, just the right thing to do with that.
There should be somebody down here though.
That is the only problem.
Where is that audio out?
Hello?
I can't hear anything.
Bro, there is no way I'm getting stringed that birdie, right?
Like first game on, I'm getting stringed tonight?
Like...
Brother, we can't be dead-ass.
I mean, brother, there's no way.
Like, bro, I've never had anyone wrap behind me like that.
It's insane.
I mean, first game on is shameless.
Back for more.
Yeah, that's what I gave it a 10 gift, buddy.
What's up?
This hand showing today, I don't know.
the dude bro the dude bro I did I thought that was Nick Merck's this whole time I didn't
even realize it was Hamlet's the 7 TV email bro I did I thought that was Nick Merck's
I didn't even realize it was Hamlin stretched out to have a fucking head the size of Nick
The Merkland Z-Melt.
The dude with biceps on his dingaling?
I
Killed my hacker named chief food very surprised
Jack
Yeah, I had to put this raggedy-ass skin on last night, I was getting focused too hard
and I started to mauled a little bit.
I'm like, like, I don't know.
It just seems like fucking ten times out of ten, bro.
If a player swings three people, they're just gonna shoot me if I'm wearing my skin.
insane I can't even lie though I did the same shit but I'm kind of in a
different boat though in terms of like this one was wearing my skin they're
most likely gonna be sniping you know what I mean
Oh, shit!
A catalytic from a drawer.
I can't forget this guy, it's one sensor.
I think there's guys up here.
I mean, I've never seen anyone put doors in front of these doors before.
I saw them and I had to kill this guy.
I'm the only one that's allowed to do that.
He's got my backpack on.
This guy needed to die though.
Just type it.
You take these doves.
Pick up a shield.
I could have got arc circuit, huh?
You think that was me with it actually?
Oh my god, it was you.
Bro, I knew it was a viewer, bro.
You know how I knew it was a viewer?
Because you're wearing the same backpack color as me
and you put fucking doors in front of the walls.
You've never seen anyone do that.
I guess I should get rid of some of these.
I'm not sure what the fuck I'm talking about.
Chet, you guys think I'm fucking coping and shit when I say like shit like that?
Look who it is.
Come on, fuck, I saw my name, and he said he came to chat.
Am I doing battery runs, yeah.
You're good, bro.
If I see you in there, I won't kill you.
What about that, dude?
We'll be friends.
You getting in our game, and you're actually trying to sign me?
Don't kill me.
We're good.
with salvaging it's basically breaking down items into lower tier items essentially like
I think I got a spot of only batteries.
This game's dookie for sure. So is another one.
13 batteries? Holy shit.
I don't like looting these drawers, but goddamn, like, what do I do about this?
These people sound like they're literally right above me.
I think this is Lobby, why didn't it this guy?
I'm stuck, and I'm done, and I'm fucking stuck, I'm going to roll into the fuckin' shit.
Eat the shredder, shredder, come here motherfucker.
Why are you leaving?
Uhhh.
He's actually terrible, bro that guy was so bad.
I think that was unbelievably bad at this game.
I'm gonna take literally two mags to kill me.
I should just have my vendor out.
Might not even bring a shotgun honestly.
I don't even need it.
It's around in like PvE lobbies, but like, I don't even know if it's at Venators.
It was funny too though, I used to do battery runs, I used to do like 10 battery runs in
a row and not see a single person.
Now that I stream my battery runs, it's like I run to people every game, I'm in stream
but like, just people that aren't even in stream 7
are just dealing my fucking run.
Best soda, I don't drink soda, I just drink water and beer.
every day I did how bro it's like clockwork should have fucking known
I mean, the bass is going to rotate to the right and kill me, it's just...
Please, dude, please be my lucky day and for the first time ever when my game crashes,
be alive oh my god I heard my gun pull up I'm actually be like oh good bro you saved
my life thank you thank you my game
crashed
Let's stay with you.
Let's go dude, look at, loot this guy, loot this guy, loot this guy, loot this guy, loot
this guy.
Bro, loot this guy real quick?
Seriously, loot this guy?
Did you see what he has?
No, seriously, loot him bro, I swear, I swear on everything.
Loot this guy bro, you have to loot this guy.
Bro, did you see what he has?
I don't think I can do it, you're good.
Look at that, look at this amount of air, man.
I can strike quick, but...
Bro, no, you...
Bro, you saved my life, bro.
You have to loot this guy, bro.
You have to. You have to see what he has.
Yo, Jesus, what am I?
What's up, dude?
You know, loot this guy, bro. He's got Bobcats.
He's got like seven Bobcats on him.
It's 40 Bobcats.
Yo look at him, look at him.
The guy's got an inventory full of hair pins.
Yo look at the box.
Yo.
That wasn't me, dude.
Oh, fuck. Was that me that rolled through the window on you?
I'm sorry, dude.
Bro, why you got a voice changer on, dude? Turn that off!
Yeah, dude, you sound like an idiot you go turn that off it's in the settings
Oh no he's not normal now yeah there we go a normal human
I don't know why this guy threw a fucking flame blazer in 8M, but he's already dead.
What the fuck is that guy?
Oh my gosh, the same stream sniper.
What's up, there's another guy.
Nice! Fuck that guy, that's the stream sniper. There's that guy.
I
Just a normal solo for me, honestly
You good
I appreciate you saving me for last dude that's very kind of you.
The skin's working though we can't deny that the skin is working you see that shit what
have I ever got thirsted last tell me right now chat when the fuck I've ever got thirsted
last when they see this dirty-ass skin and they're like they feel bad for me
bro that is never fucking happening you guys are probably like what like you're
you're fucking hyped over this like what's going on bro that is never
happened to me. I always get thirsted first.
if I was wearing my skin that guy would have fucking triggered me first
I'm out of stream saiping is insane this is just
like I said I think I can stream some worse than peanut okay I think I can stream
I'm worse than any R crater streamer.
Ugh.
Hmm.
Running on bends.
Yeah, but if I play dealers or trios, I'll just get like 10 a game.
I'll be thinking for the prime, buckle thinking for three months.
When first thing for the two months casting the 10 gifted
Day of BG name for the 64 months dirt combining with four months if baby thing for the point two months
Dating for the gifted Matthew thing for the 77 months
Ali thing for the prime Connor thing for the 14 months dirty thing for the prime do you sing for the prime a
Cutily setting yeah, it doesn't work
It actually makes streams typing worse.
How long does it play until I feel like I was good at the game?
This could be a guy that spawns to my right.
by the way that kid that was streamsta that streamsta me earlier that fucking shot me in
the back was going to Bastion wasn't that last game he fucking shot me and then he died
So that kid was 100% string seven by the way.
If anyone was like, no he's not.
I should probably block and report that guy, but I remember his name.
I don't even remember his name, I'll block him.
Vex was his name? The streams I've been on? Okay, let me see.
Oh, I can't check my, I gotta get it after I'm out of the lobby.
The door blockers are so much better than walls for blocking doors.
I mean, it sounds kind of stupid when you say it like that, but you know what I mean?
So much louder.
Because it's a breach instead of a dismantle.
cheaper too yeah this is not easy to bring someone to you telling the game but i fuck
I want to bring walls, door blockers, mines.
I missed a breach, yeah, if I could.
Are these robots random?
Let's see where you loot it.
Or did I already loot it?
Well, there's just a guy right here.
Where did he go?
I would say sorry to this guy, but if I avoid everybody in lobbies, you know, you guys
I'm just going to drill.
This guy's dream snapping.
I think it's all.
kids are so bad of course he's fucking bad he's cheating to try to kill me you
know how fucking bad you have to be to fucking pull up someone's stream to have
to kill them
anybody who cheats is bad because if you're good you don't cheat you don't
need to
Oh
Holy shit
There's somebody else on it look at that shittery zagger on
Yeah, it's a carrier britches.
Dog, dookie.
I'll take a look.
Any more sensors?
Can you go down while climbing to that hatch animation?
Yeah, but it doesn't really happen that often.
I think it's only the beginning though.
How do you grind hatch keys?
You're watching it.
I
Miss this atmosphere now
Okay, like any other extraction shooter?
I like Tarkov.
I used to play Tarkov a little bit.
So I guess the robots on the ground if their chest isn't like oh like closed
Like this guy doesn't have sensors you check this guy
Is it just is it just luck whether the spawn chat
I didn't play Tarkov too much, I got a fucking 100 hours
Oh, this is the stream start from last night.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
Fuck this guy.
Car range.
I've got nine batteries.
Two.
Scan.
I'll crack my scare ooh laboratory regions it's pretty nice
I just failed a snap of
It's the same shrimp sniper by the way.
three times these shrimps on me today.
I got real quiet after he died.
bad these guys are like my god
of
of
of
of
of
For wires for, wires are for blue shotgun jokes and advanced electrical components.
I can report this guy looking at his profile, multiple game bands on record private profile.
These laboratory reasons are fire, dude, look at that, it's almost like five curried
I should be doing decent on sensies, see.
I'm gonna look, 17, shit, I'm gonna burn in three a run.
Got me at your portlet bowl and a penjaman, a penjaman Franklin.
Geesore, I think with 45 months, Missionary, I think with 26 months.
She priming for the prime dark night, I think for the gifted.
Terrific thing that zero one dots thing for the prime.
Nazgill, I think for the prime,
you both think for the tier one nugget thing for three months.
Cruel thing for 25 months,
only thing for the two months.
Israeli, I think for the five months.
Board that work thing for the prime as well.
the peniferanus thing oh shit the John F. Kennedy
Benjamin Button that's a good one fuck
I'm going to make a mess.
broken guidance
one of my farming and farming processors and sensors right now.
Okay.
I
Jump up here one
What the fuck?
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
of
of
of
of
of
of
So, are we live now, chat?
I'm not worth it.
I don't even know what to do.
Yes.
I'm sorry, bro.
He got both of us.
No, sir.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
Mr.
And before someone just randomly decides to snap into my window with a Toro, that's
That's gonna be safe.
Just a normal assembly game, alright, chat?
I'm fucking serious.
the box. Nice.
What are we playing?
I'm a false, yeah.
of
Hmm, waiting for me.
By the way, what trigger it is.
Oh, this is just so crudgy.
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
here comes the trigger nades
I don't know why this guy is just sitting in the fucking pipe, ratting, waiting for me.
the bro this is so cringe
what in the fuck
I'm done like this again pushing me from over there and over here like bro what
What are we playing?
Hey, how many stream servers are in this fucking game?
Like, holy shit.
Thank you for killing that guy.
He stream-signed me.
Can you shoot this other guy at least?
You gonna stream-sign me?
They ain't them!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
We're each building.
I'm sorry, you can't move anybody with the gun.
I'm here.
Nobody.
Yeah, let's name them.
I mean, brother, obviously.
Welcome, welcome.
I mean I killed like three stream survivors so that's good the problem was there was three more
Oh
Yeah, but for sure. So I would be able to join Raid's late. Yeah.
What's I'm saying? Like as long as people can fucking join Raid's mid Raid, like there's
no way to prevent stream sniping unless you sure me the 15 minute delay. And like I'm
I'm not going to stream in a 15 minute delay.
That's just stupid as fuck.
Imagine you guys type in the chat,
and then 15 minutes later, you hear a response.
Oh my god.
And then what?
You know what I mean?
I'm going to go to the next one.
Change DLSS to DLA, I don't run either.
All right, no way
Yeah, last game I just wanted to hatch out but like they're really like
We're all just waiting for me dude. It's so cringe
bro what is this guy doing man
new sky is like dude who plays like this
who plays like this much of a bitch but
doesn't actually push all that just
leave like okay yeah sure
nice back this I'm gonna be different oh he came in
I knew this was going to be a railing battle, because that was what I was most worried about.
I was on my borscht and just going to fucking hit railings.
one
I
Bro had dear fear the Torah one never seen that before
I don't know, did they?
seems like they might have
the mesh it was like so annoying
oops
Give me that crude, boy.
Two sisters, oh, wow.
Wow.
Three bear kids.
Just casually there were 11,000 knocks I'm trying bro. Holy shit. It's impossible sometimes
I
I
I'm going to do a little archives run, I'll obviously put the dads, do you think that
My mind would beat too with how many people I haven't tried to kill.
You know what I mean?
are you so many damn fucking sensors last night by the Yankee never brings in a fucking
raider hatch key.
Come on fuckers, it's making me open every hatch.
I mean these is the PvP player.
They were like designed, them motherfuckers don't even loot, they just PvP all done.
My looting today hasn't been very productive, but we're trying.
Stream servers keep f**king it up.
I
Oh
Was here
And by lobby
There's a trash guy a rattler on his fucking back did
I'm going to start it now, I have to eat it all the time it is.
It's afternoon, it's 10pm dude, 10pm, good morning.
Oh, shit.
I think the glass break is shit, it is fixed.
I always think you would kill people in Arc Raiders.
Did I loot every day?
I enjoy looting more than killing people when I'm not getting stream sniped.
The problem is trying to loot when you're getting stream sniped.
I'm the king of taking fall damage in this game.
I fucking break my legs every fucking day.
Hmm
Hmm.
It's a friendly guy.
Not a stream in sight.
Hmm?
Game thinks I'm duping.
I'm just going to go back to the room and put on a mask.
Yeah, I'm going to go back to the room.
I want to change the skin because I was getting targeted too much from getting fucking targeted
SPG thing for the prime Benjamin thing for the prime Peter thing for the three months
Rex is in the gifted flak thing for the year are beating the 59 months crimson thing
for the two months, half and half. Thank you for the year fusion or two years fusion thing for two
years as well.
This year was wild. Yeah, bro. Late at night when I'm streaming bro, it's fucking cooked.
How many snipers there are?
Hey, don't shoot!
Hey, don't shoot!
Hey, don't shoot!
What is this loot? It's some good shit, huh?
Broken guidance system. This is the best item in the game.
There's four processors at a game.
Like that gives you six? Yeah, for three of them.
This gives you fucking four, even in game two, so I could just scrap them.
This gives you none.
I
Like to scrap eyes butters
Malaysia
Albergato
Hello
Too many stream snipers stream snipes
Where you from
Now we're
Yeah, dude, I can hear the cars are driving by your window you live in the city
Well, he's in the favelas, dude.
Oh, I heard a motorcycle drive by his window.
Oh, no, you're good, bro.
You can keep it if you need it.
You sure?
Me too though.
I don't really have much to drop, but I don't got much inventory space.
I got a lot of wires and shit already.
You take it, take it.
Oh, Brigado.
I think she's here.
Yeah, she's here.
I think she's here, bro.
Okay, man.
Oh, you had really good English, though.
What a D, what a D Flater.
left-squidward
I like that look at this I see four processors exvis module
to
magnetic none
I'm sputter
Exvis modules and batteries. No wait. That's tiger counter other one is
This is a fucking bullshit spotters voltage garbage.
I need them.
Holy shit.
Tate with a 20 gifted bomber.
Thank you man.
Thank you for the 20 gifted.
W20!
Thank you man, thank you for the 20 gifted.
I should have a shit ton of batteries now, right?
Oh, holy fuck!
That's too many batteries.
What the fuck?
that's too many batteries holy shit 260 batteries
I think she's awake, it's 4pm.
Oh
Holy shit say with another 10 bomber gifted bomber gifted bomb. Thank you, man
I
What
Thank you, bro
See ya
Damn, that's actually, that was a very topple gift to them actually.
That's actually why I came here is to get our circuitry.
What was with the blast that guy's fucking head off?
Oh, it's the perfect English.
Oh my fucking god, dude.
I don't even know if I really tried that shit.
I don't want to try to slime me with a rattler.
Oh, I got some medium ammo, it's pretty neat.
Spring drawers, three springs already.
I don't need any more batteries.
of
of
of
of
of
of
Yeah, chat my skin. I put the skin on so people think I'm poor and they feel bad for
for me. The first guy's calling you dude.
What the fuck?
Why not keep getting these random ass error codes?
Is this the expedition skin?
It is?
Oh, okay.
I wasn't sure how I got it.
I think I need processors, huh?
Maybe not.
I think I'm getting in over my head here.
Oh
There's cracked my back
Yeah
If you guys are sitting in a chair now if you crossed your fucking leg like if you cross your feet over each other
and then squeeze your knees together real hard and like releases like your hips and your lower back I
Don't know why I've been doing it. I really like bear something and you'll feel it
I did it in farted
Thanks, I shot myself
Did anyone do it and actually feel a crack?
I should literally cry.
I just broke my nuts.
Did I smash your nuts together?
Uh, new tech, new tech, dude.
I don't know.
I've been doing it fucking every day.
Like, I literally feel like you're like, I don't know, you're pushing
knees together and it's making your hips kind of like flare out.
And then I, you know, I literally feel it like release and like my lower back.
Wait, what do I do?
It's like, I don't know.
I'm like, put your legs like, like over that and then push your knees
together and then like squeeze it like squeeze
you still squeeze your guts
that everyone's just shitting all over their set up, fuck
I don't know what to do with it.
I actually have another stretch that's far I could show you but it's really sus.
Like it's mad, it's mad sus.
But every single time I do that I feel my fucking shit crack.
Oh you guys didn't see the new tech last night?
Let me show this to you.
Fuck!
that's not actually that was it what's up man a rubber duck now the fuck are you
so quick the fun
All right, where's the tech at?
I think the tech's right here.
Yeah, you like that shit, chat?
because bastion there's an easier way actually there's a harder way that seems like it's
It's almost easier way.
No, I've known about that spot forever, but the roll attack, dude.
I've never seen that before.
Come here, buddy.
There's a look at the areas back there.
I know.
If you watch my spring route, inside of there is my spring route, dude.
You know?
now
Okay, this part of the shrimp supper is actually demanded, just so used to fucking toxic ones.
This guy's actually cool.
Too bad you never get in my fucking non-friendly lobbies.
Wait, am I lagging?
The fuck?
I can't loot.
What's going on?
Do you have this?
Or this?
Yeah, I do have those, I think.
Do you have this?
Oh, this is very, very, very hard.
You like that?
I'm not here to put them up.
This guy's skater's hilarious.
Aw, you're good bro, no matter. As long as you don't shoot me in the back, you know?
Well in that case, I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
Oh, yeah. Where are you from, man?
Yeah, oh is this yeah
Are they crazy on in Brazil
Yeah
Let's get this one, please.
Sure.
Hehehe.
bro some Brazilians like to me just sound French like that guy could have
been like baguette and I would have been like dude this guy's French you know
am I tripping am I fucking is that fucked up
You know what I mean like if he was like, you know if he was like put on I'd be like
dude that guy is french you know what i mean
W search rechargers, it's good.
Oh, no.
My stash is full of materials.
I got six compo, oh, I spilled some compound.
It's very nice.
Here are those.
Don't need that.
I'm good on those.
Good, good, good.
But do you think I have a bobcat without a catalytic?
There it is.
65 guns is not a lot of guns.
Oh, it's just about that invite me. Jack, can we talk about something real quick? Let's
Let's talk about something real quick.
The first hour of my stream, absolute hell.
I switch servers and don't say anything.
Look how much of a fucking joke this is.
I didn't get shot fucking more than like once or twice
and it was like just freak it, like it is.
Bro like
Pointly exactly point proven like I'm sitting there at an assembly staring at a wall. I'm gonna let the fuck is happening
I switched to Brazil servers and I see like one person a game
Like it's actually fucking insane
like it's ridiculous
It's actually comical how fucking different the lobbies are.
You should try training up to food difficulty. I did. Yeah, it was a joke. It's called going
to a different fucking region and not saying anything. It's crazy. I mean, do the string
servers in this game are bad, dude. It's pretty crazy.
You're here. Did my two hours of fucking chores.
Oh, yeah, yeah fucking 40 arc circuitry 250 batteries
Yeah, it should be good. Yeah, I bring Jolton fuck it
I'm right. They're the guys from you type so bad for the first time my solos. I switched to Brazil server to get shot once for an hour
Pretty sick
I don't really care that much much
So is so bad, yeah
I'm just getting fucking blind triggered like
So probably waited to shoot but
What I made no no no not
Where's the other guy at he knocked one in the door
I think I heard somebody in corridor that's sure though that corridor
yep it's got fried can they peek that did you thirst the red girl yeah I hear
somebody capoteer as well it's not here I'm gonna put this door down
they got me and I can't see really dark just crack now he's dead
Oh man.
Oh my god.
The law. Yeah. The fourth one's down there.
Red girl. He's got spirit.
This guy's also free.
Last guy was not. He was moving.
he's moving and grooving I got the red bitch all right the red woman
this guy was bad
I need survivors to give me solos yeah
I'm taking this wall down.
There's like six knocks behind me.
On my left.
He's one.
we've got two dead I think
What are you putting up? I don't know
There's a full to all his two things over here, holy shit
Yeah, I'm good two in the box isn't the one in like assembly trench behind the fucking bar the truck
Yeah
I got blood out
Ooh, Exo is in the deep.
Copy, healing, looting.
Red one.
Another one in copy.
I'm pushing.
They got a wall, they got a wall here.
Far away.
Did you kill the team mate?
No, I didn't.
Trigger me.
Please keep behind me.
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
There's one close to the medical
Yeah, it's tick on me in the middle of fucking corridor. I got you in the back
Now I have a shredder on me
I'm gonna keep me I gotta wall myself in here
Oh, they didn't know where I am.
I
Me to your left
I'm gonna push him to the right
Push it up, but he's not here
Scared him
He's go
I
Must start tapping all these bodies. There's like 40 bodies. They're mostly freekissed by the
Triggs herbal sorrows
Where's this team they're not
Are
I think so.
Kill this rat quick.
He's the baddest.
There's OP.
I'm gonna stab on him.
Tell me when you're ready.
I'm ready, he's just running back.
Watch the Jolt this guy's the best bro might be fucking
Oh that's like a mean now yeah oh you fucking sure cyber
I love it
I'm gonna pretend I'm ruining the game. Watch her just one. Medical.
You need to loot all the guys out. Not even close though.
You're in medical? Oh, I got a blue shield though.
I'm lovin' all the green.
Snappa must be your side it is it's assembly some more
Let's just get control of gubby again start tapping
I'll never expect this play
the slow drawbridge place
they're reloading a medical stuff
okay
good come try to go around on
what are these bodies this big I think I don't know which one
not this guy
maybe this guy
I got a big guy this guy's decent
So killed two more over here on me
One probably but I killed him
I have a jolt for shredder door
Well, I'm done
come over come I got you better door ganked as well
they are one of the guys that you got knocked I'm wrapping around good good
door I'm ferocid yeah
I'm going to put my fucking wall down as soon as I can overcome this, get shot by two players.
They're really bad though.
There's his left. They both left.
I think you can shot by two players, the other two.
push from Shredder door
and Cobbie just heard him pop the shield
if they're sniping they'll just wrap right
if they're real they just run over here and start looting
he's already rising
fortunately it's the fucking best aimer in the game
I got a bunch of triggers.
That is survivor augments
You make one barely
Oh there to leave as soon as I can overcome these good shot and I can't roll
Oh, super sick.
Yeah, that was our last body.
Mm-hmm.
Just my luck.
Oh, no, no, no.
I need to make walls.
What are you showing on processors then?
Yeah, yeah
I had a fucking run where I'd like 40 processors and then I'm getting just blindly
Triggered well sitting on a corner for 15 minutes great. So
Over never again killed like three of them and then died to fucking two more
It's not worth a mind, bro fucking 33 minute trial
Unlock gate got read at the end
Ain't no love long
you miss my blue gate story oh my god
19 minutes. Yeah, here. I said, you hear my story about 33 minute lost trial. I was breaking
my record. You guys reached out. Yeah. Well, I don't find that strange. I'm just a weird
guy. 95% friendly Bobby. Yeah, you need to do that and do it with triggers.
I
Solos is the true challenge impossible
Well map we are blue gate you son blue gate lock it that's for it
40 minutes and they've like six niches that just keep spawning. I even brought in 14 standards, bro
Holy
I'll get it back
You know what I did do those download the information no you didn't know hunker. Yes
Max score
So now I would have done that once and then I'd rip my hair up.
Yeah, it's the worst thing I've ever done.
Oh, I'm gonna take it.
I was keeping a guy safe from bad guys and it took 30 minutes.
I had to do the fucking work and put the antennas up and stuff.
Holy.
Yeah, it's the worst trial.
Are you ready?
Yep.
To the lobby.
Got five processors and an exit.
Is the NOTO, yeah, lobby
Silent snap hook that's sweet. Oh mine zero noise
It's fine anybody here
I
Underneath I heard
Wait, where the fuck security door and brief story. Yeah
Our key card. Yeah, you can't hear me. Oh, I fell over now
Yeah, you're she's
I'm waiting. Okay. Might have killed himself.
Is your curry boys? I'm not saying this guy's had a curry.
oh really yeah watch that jump up i put up three walls
they set up a zipline
you good both no i just won
i'm gonna walk right ahead
I'm gonna get you.
Yeah.
Oh.
Where'd it go?
Thank you.
Oh, no.
What's going on?
Yeah.
What?
One on him.
No, no.
Oh.
They zipped up.
They're buffers.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
They're bubbles.
Don't come down here, me and my husband are naked.
Benny's.
That wasn't very nice.
Double crack. I'm going to step up third. Third. He's second. He hurt me. He dead.
They're both on you?
Yeah, they match these skins.
Freakin' demons, they want to come up.
Just tested their luck against us.
I mean, they were coming up until they got...come down.
Metro-shuttered.
Hold my beer
Holding the beer
They ran like robotics
First time that shielding like zipline or something and the shutter just ran robotics
This are in admin
No, they ran robotics
I mean if Shredder was following him then yeah, I just swear I would have shielded him in this direction.
It's gotta be a robot.
Yeah, I think they went C-ball. Is C-ball open? Yeah, it is.
are these pops looted? there's so many right here
Damn.
I think there's a pop farming.
Shurs on fire at the hatch.
There's one bullet.
Is it open?
I don't know.
I think they hatched.
Yeah, they're gone.
Call it.
I'm back in on the horizontal grip then. I love it
Yeah, all right, it's great. Don't have to think about aiming just shoot straight
I don't know what to do with this.
There is a night raid, bro. We could go take hunting.
Yeah, sure.
Well, we won't be able to, but we could definitely try.
I know what you mean.
We can definitely try and just kill people along the way.
Exactly.
back to Cali. Alright, Renegade's the wrong gun.
I'm trying to figure out what gun to use.
It might be rocking an anvil.
For a text.
Okay.
Do a Benny hairpin.
We could probably R2 though, the Anvil.
At least, at least there's an upside there.
That's an Anvil's play pretty bad for a ticks, but R2 in general, shutters, I mean, we're
running the shutters.
Yep, could have any for that.
I think I'm going to get it.
Take trials.
Take trials.
Definitely 10 stands.
Maybe 15.
Oh, that was a good call.
Need something?
It's basically just like an orza beef bowl with peppers, onions, spinach.
It's 21 minutes, what do we do?
I felt that on my battery runs, that's dope.
Yeah.
I did like a few battery runs and then I'm like just chilling up at the end and I'm like
I have like 267 batteries and like, that's too many batteries, like 5 runs, right?
Yeah.
So you still haven't done the wasp yet, right?
All right.
Nope.
If you were on for the movie for Lockade,
we could have cooked it.
Mm-hmm.
Well, it's not, you know,
Lockade's not so fucking,
really, I'm here telling them.
I
Mean what these mornings I'm playing solo. I'll just look it
form
Scanners
Where the tick route? What's the best route? We go archives
Seed ball business and just go back and forth
Pretty much I feel like that's like it's like a big loop
I don't think they'll respawn that fast though.
Damn, so where else do we go? Medical?
You go medical.
That's another place I really know.
Oh, businesses. No, business and
night raids grieved.
They don't. I feel like they don't
spawn there anymore.
Really?
Or lobby.
Hmm.
Yeah, it's medicals got a few.
Hmm.
Coms.
Coms has at least three.
Oh yeah.
Two fours.
Two six.
Are they still having a reception or two?
I swear last time I played they went in reception.
Oh, yeah
TSI reception area
Just go wherever they where we spawn first I guess yeah exactly
From Lobby
Fucking triple shredder, let's do the jump around
There's kind of like a ass spot. There's one right here.
Oh. Is there more?
No, I guess there's not.
Oh! Oh!
That'd be up top of your head. That's sick.
Come on here.
Don't take your stems in this oh he did ten stems
All right archives or what our guys
Just evil
find
here's somebody on me
cracked him
yep
nothing here
that's where he's trapped here
that's because I'm above me, I'm above me
dropping him here now
dead both dead
yeah
Instably doubt
Chaka and sounds are told for angle the splitter silence. I'm gonna do it takes
Have you shielded me?
Oh army. What the fuck? I was you right below right below
They're really bad they're really bad. They have tricks up. That's not good
Checking it
I'll wait here, over here
I'm spitting me
That's a lucky
I thought it was you behind me
The house above you
Leon dentist
I love getting shot in the back while living
I bet they just spawned like a minute or 30 seconds ago and then ran tunnel and then we killed those guys
I see the best of them boys.
Yeah, I was unfortunate. We kept running into people all in spawn.
He said we can try.
Now we gonna make it work.
Yeah, I got a hash key, nice.
I'm not sure what it is.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not, my junior.
Oh
Once we kill like the first five teams they will be all right
Okay.
You know what I mean?
You think? See, that right there, they don't spawn up here.
It's so dumb. Or in the bottom ring.
Take the hard ring and blue ring.
That's it.
Is there a right way to go?
Yep.
There we go.
I'm gonna get a skeleton.
I
Live for lurkers we kill them on you kill them. I won't die on the stairs
The medical is not even worth fucking
So I think there's only three in here though, right? Yeah
And then the far away lab has
But these guys actually have shit
Y'all are dog shit. Well, you got there burlata
you sure to relax it yeah all right let's go now they get the room about
should have three
will it be a spawns last no no dude this is what it wasn't there's no takes up
here we'll watch room right above you none no it's so stupid it's hot it's
It's like, regular Delos 142, if we need the 2x.
Atrium calm, Gargoyle.
Here's the vault.
Atrium mystics?
Dongs.
I heard him.
Got one.
Is that it?
I heard him.
I heard him.
Got one
Is that it?
I think that's it. No, I hear another one. Oh right here.
Oh God, it's regarded by a fucking shredder.
Is this the best map to do it? Yeah, that's good.
Fuck our right side
Got a few army player
We're getting pushed figure you're back
He's on me
He's running, one of them
On me?
I'm dead to Shredder like one guy's one shot
You and me, I'm in fireball and Shredder now
Right here
Oh, three kids, bro.
Right, mommy?
I'm watching your left.
On me, on me, on me.
On me.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh, fuck, there's, I think there's some in this key room, too.
Right?
That's a yeah, I think so too.
Just got to kill somebody in the thank you key.
Oh, battery's right here.
get the killer
I got three
Or
Yeah, they need to help.
Let me just four minutes.
How long do these things spawn?
Four minutes, that's about right.
Business spawn.
We'll come back at 19.
Got them all?
Yep.
I hear one.
Everyone cheeky little fuck up.
Every four minutes, okay.
Move to business and...
and back there 80 minutes and we come back yet
it's kind of nice we killed the shredders you know so fuckers you respond
to I went the wrong way where we go business one I mean this way is fine
into. Yeah, it's scary. It's a little bit flight inning. Yeah, we're gonna hit him with
the pinch. Got one. There's people here. Why'd he pinch him? I think it's just one
take they kill the spiders just someone TSA run towards lobby you want to fight
or let's go where else could we go I'm gonna kill him I don't know I was a little
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Should we throw this?
We can look at it.
It's a long look.
Shit, fuck.
That guy's one.
watch him
this guy's dead
dead, both these guys are dead
we'll be around
I guess that hits me
I need white heels. So, it's a little bit.
This guy should be looted. Yeah.
There's a shutter on Cowac.
He followed me all the way.
I
See the guy
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh this guy's hello, this is the team they thirded
No way you will not believe what I just found
Everybody's like oh this guy
This is a guy isn't it?
Is that an android now?
Bro you'll not believe what I just found.
Still a lot to this archived ski.
Actually.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Alright we gotta go anyway.
Go back to where we came.
We're going through comms, maybe comms respawn.
Comms are a little slower.
Let's fight the Metro Shredder.
Well I'm gone bitch.
There's a ball in here, they respawn.
One of them, bud.
Fuck him.
Absolute scam
These ones respond as well
That's who
Don't know where the third is
He's tucked back here
I
Here
I can't believe I found this, I'm pretty sure there's something in here right?
I thought there used to be.
Huh.
That's ass.
That's a high rate activity.
Fuck this, we'll come back quick.
Oh, I'll just tap it real quick?
Dog blue.
Let me check the dog real quick.
Oh
Trotters have no business
I'll meet up with you go shoot them puckers. I just got a deadline nice
I'll take that
The problem is I'm instill a mantis
so
You know me
Might end up using it on somebody
True if they have a barricade on the wall or something
The trap to the closet take it out
I can't go more than...
Slamming text!
Oh, was the timer 16?
I think I got 12.
Hard to read it, not ill for thorough.
All right, I'm going to turn to the fifth.
Oh, I found a second.
Oh, I'm done.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my God, bro.
I hate this game.
What are these guys?
They're ratting in here.
Hey, what's up, boys?
You guys got a mic?
There's a mountain you're doing ticks. Yo, you guys got a mic
Every I'm doing trials, bro
What's the stitch do I come kill him he's doing to do we're doing he's like in seed ball shooting ticks right now
We're trying the trials
Like on a burlata
Trick trial brother, why are you coming our guys? He's all me right now
Let's see if it moves his teammate.
Seriously?
Yeah dude, come on, bro. I'm doing it. I'm laying in line to you to look at my stream. I'm doing a tic trial.
Kill or not. Kill or not.
They're fucking panicking.
He's killing me. He's thirsting me.
No.
How does he...
He's less than one
Yeah, bro, okay, it's so weird
Yeah
I'll leave you second chance
This kid's gonna kill you.
Those kids were sniping, unfortunately.
They're sitting in business at looking down waiting for us.
By the way.
No, no audio not moving like so sad
Maybe we knew this was gonna happen, bro
You know 50 minutes into the raid and this kids crowd like crouch riding above me
Yeah, probably actors.
I can't see my score on this, but I'm on a spot.
You should hit him both with that trade.
Yeah.
He's going to kill you, 100%.
percent
I think it's me
I'm gonna say the other guy didn't have a smoke same fucking skin combo or some saying
Stockholm. Oh
My god, I thought you were the weirdo from earlier, bro
Is that the same skin like the same character?
I thought you were the same.
So similar.
It's the same fucking combo.
So where do you get a smoke augment?
Oh, this is standard strange diversity in a million times.
I mean we're only fucking 20 minutes into the fucking raid.
There should be no one in the raid.
that guy's aim shows up so many times when we're playing.
Mm-hmm.
Need guns?
World is mine, it's mine.
Unfortunately, Shredder was fucking invisible
through a smoke augment.
Okay, one.
Smoke augment.
this time we do it we don't move the arc
yeah what the fuck was that ratting me
I'm really bringing 10 stims where I'm
newer streams out of the ass anyway so
take them off the stream samples body
well we're gonna have to kill somebody
so I'm saying right to kill like a
hundred people
weirdo, what was that kid's name that killed me? I'm gonna report him.
I don't know. I don't remember either.
It was a stupid ass name. I don't know.
Yeah.
It seemed like his teammate was chilling like he kinda wanted to read you.
And this guy just comes in and like...
With a voice changer and just fucking starts punching me.
Of course. Yeah.
All right, let's take a gainer to steam profile, dude.
All right, and the N word, okay, let's see.
What's his name?
No, it's just a bit, you know what I mean.
Uh...
Ugh!
Fuck!
Oh, shit.
uh
It's occurs in different way I guess
My leg! My leg!
Who's why I did this?
Let's head home with the seatbelcher shaft.
the best way to do it is honestly we fucking queue up in 255.
Yeah, but we might get in there, we might not get in a fresh raid.
Yeah, but if we're uncontested at 24 minutes, it's like we're still put up a good score.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
That thing aggro's so fast.
They're getting faster.
I mean, as soon as you turn that corner, I think it was already shooting.
So we have five minutes bro.
Ahhhh.
Waaah.
You got nothing else, nothing to do?
No refining?
No.
What do you mean?
We're gonna fucking get into two more raids that are half-started anyway.
I'll do whatever it takes to see you fly.
disconnected? Yeah, that's the way they're like, terrible.
Told you, fucking stuff.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
No, I guess I'll solo-extract
I'm not even in the game
No, you were your body was in but no not body you were no help fire
And I got even here
so
There's no I just lost all my loot. I gotta be
Does he come back guys okay now he's coming back
17 minutes
We're just going to be loading that stuff.
I've been hurt like one shot.
It's our year shield fun.
There's bodies here.
Uh oh.
Oh man.
I'm dead.
That's what I said.
Uh oh.
Something might be there.
Holy shit.
I don't even know what.
That's true.
That's the express ticket back to Sprint.
That's true
That's the egg that's the express take it back to sprouts
You know it's way faster if you think about it. Yeah, that's crazy. They're like
They were like expecting us to come that way which is weird
I'm a hugger just at the West does perfectly
Yeah, one was hiding on the sign close
mm-hmm. I
Was also out of stand, which is even better
I'm getting ratted every game.
I've died to a fucking rat.
Yeah, i think so.
I hope you'll get some stuff out.
Into the room.
Another version.
I mean really, this is the house where we did uh...
You're in the right place. Can I get you anything else?
Good news is, we got the 255. 256Q.
There we go. But the only problem is we're just
fucking getting into another 17 minute raid
where there's kids sitting in the fucking extract.
Fresh raid, 26 maybe?
Charles must be fun if you're not fucking streaming too.
You could just fucking not have to deal with rats as much.
I play such old now.
I did play such old.
Oh, yes, crazy.
I think you heard those guys shield.
Right?
No, it was yours.
You sure?
Yeah, it was point, it was loud, point blank.
Mm-hmm, as you slip that.
But I hear those last seals at all then.
You know what's crazy is they heard your shield, Broly.
Yeah.
We didn't hear those.
Yeah, it's mine.
I'm gonna go see if they're even over here.
Yeah, they're gonna spawn.
Someone's gonna spawn on you.
Yeah, they're gonna spawn on me.
They're gonna spawn on me though.
They're gonna spawn on me though.
this shutter is aggro'ed, don't even know
I got the tix down here
that's good
make two spawn
Now we're two.
Here we can go through robotics or fashion bikes before we drop in.
I'm also getting grief by the arc.
Look at the battery.
I know.
Not on me.
Did you check the spawn door?
I thought it always spawns over here.
It's probably in the spawn room.
Yeah, I mean I would like to spend a rotate but the way it's been going.
Yeah it's a little sus.
I got one out of the way, I got one out of the way, I got one out of the way, I got
of
of the without
you know what the fucking shredders
one more. Okay, so there's six here. I'm on the watch. You're going to get by that.
Hopefully there's not players sitting up here. Fuck me
All right, Spongebob's are done now. That's it
You know columns
They got it shots left close
Yeah, down the stairs. Oh
what the fuck
no, i just had to amper me
what the fuck
i'm getting down
on me? hop them hard
nice, good pump
fucking fucking fucking
fuck you
let's get up
fucking fucking
going to bed
I want to loot these guys.
It wasn't going through, but I got the stems.
Yeah, they got a ship.
They have stems.
I'll loot the stems.
They also killed these sticks.
fuck there's somebody here doing it I think
got him out two more
why is there a hornet in fucking God
fuck off
it's crazy
what's that cat
fucking hell
what's our next spot
Anyway, you go back to medical. I feel like we should we got a lot there
They're crossing medical
Let me kill these guys. Yeah, I'm gonna kill them
They just rezed.
Under, under.
Dead one.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to cross.
where the fuck is across
I see him, I see him, he's right here
Oh, we should these guys are fucking pussies.
No audio, we open the door and push me.
Same stream clicker.
We're going to start the back.
three smart rooms will look right in that corner right? pretty fucking smart
Insta check through it like
There's named slime stuff
Holy shit
I only hit ice by the way, I don't know if that guy if those guys are real by the way
They I mean when he peaked out he fucking fried me earlier. It's private. He's cheating
I mean, he only hit headshots when that guy when that book when I double triggered them the guy literally double headshot me immediately
Like and didn't even know where I was and you can't even see in there. Anyway, was that was
I think there's three cheating
or there's I think both the
teams were cheating did
who else was the kids that killed
you that was the kids that killed
me then the other kids were
cheating to a cross they were
both cheating did oh it's
They were both cheating, dude.
Oh.
The team across loading bay was also hacking.
And the team that killed you was hacking.
Both of those teams were cheating.
That's fun.
Both?
It's crazy.
That's fun.
This kid's private.
He's got a hacker's profile picture.
This kid's also private already as a game band 70 days ago his profile pictures Jeffrey Epstein
Next is financial work. Oh
Wait, yeah, no, okay, so the kid that just killed me
The kid that just killed me was the kid that killed you he's hacking he's playing with the the one guy's name
The team across the slime which he's also cheating
Okay, yeah, okay
And I gotta kill me as the cheater and then
We're pretty fucking good around going there
But there we're trying to do a ticker on and we just fought a four-man cheater team. Should we just give it up?
Well, it's that that was that for night raid
That's the last chance for
fuck man
Those are the last two teams you had to kill to it's so boring
Two before hackers
No, we're not gonna win that no I didn't hit them both if you the trig need them
Cool, yeah, I had to go open a door without making a noise. That's a new hack
I wouldn't be surprised bro some of the shit I see the hackers do I wouldn't be surprised
that they literally just don't even have footsteps at this point.
I might have dead silence.
Here we go again.
I mean I thought a guy who literally was the shredder he became the shredder.
You did?
Opening doors like the shredder.
Yeah so I think you could do anything you fucking want.
That's insane.
I need some guns bro, I'm down bad on guns.
Okay.
What, like Toros or Benz?
Both.
I
Rest some so rather have 60 FPS and play hackers
Man, dude. Yeah, console prize and have fucking any hackers
It's probably honestly now. I think about it's probably the console players that are the guys that will come into your chat
Like you got everyone's cheating dude. I rarely run into cheaters. Well, the fuckers playing on the Nintendo switch on a box TV
I wonder why there's no hackers in this game.
It's Stengelblart.
Double-crack?
He dies.
Oh, is this the dead lobby at the jeeter reset?
Did you kill him both?
I
Don't know we just let this boy die
I think we're a dad lobby
I'm sorry, bro, we just got the cheaters that put us in the wrong lobby. Yeah, we gotta get out
Yeah, I
I mean fucking it's and bark fucking fix your game and the cheaters like yeah, like you can tell that you're
You're ruining the game for these guys because now they're in our fucking lobby
Because we got a fucking with four people hacking
I mean, I got guys with Kettle 1s that are just panicking over here.
Holy shit, Louis, they have a 25 gifted.
We have to kill at least a couple of dabs, or else we're gonna put some more dadbub.
We don't want to kill any more, so we have to kill some more.
Yeah.
They're fighting now.
The only way to kill last dad's is to kill like at least three of teams.
Yeah, and you can't keep them because that counts as aggression stops.
If you don't have to kill, we do have to kill.
That's what you're trying to say.
We have to.
in order to stop killing guys we have to literally kill like fucking six people
hey you know you know we're trying to get back in the aggression and aggressive
lobbyist can you come over here and die real quick your free kid let us come
kill you yeah you have to let us come kill you bro thank you yeah come here
real quick thank you thank you we gotta get out of these lobbies brother we
get out of these logs I'm sorry if we shoot them like damage you got a
damage rate or maybe yeah
other guy that's five gills that should be good yeah we're on our way dude
Oh no I got it. We need to kill this guy too.
Alright we're leaving. We're out of here.
Did that cutie pause?
Well it should be good.
That's just a fucking, that's just a voice changer. It's a 300 pound fucking man.
Oh
Can you grab me some grapefruit not only really know if I fuck with grapefruit this shit just it's too it's too tart
You have to throw a ton of sugar on it. But yeah, they're gross
Well, no, I would eat it just sugar on top of grapefruit. Yeah, but you're just like
Like you might as well just not even eat it
Yeah, just have a like a fucking better fruit
Yeah
Like I like grapefruit maybe with like some tequila, you know or something like by itself. I don't know
It's sugar hunting or something
Yeah, but that's just because you like sugar hunting. I feel like it's just like a coping, you know, yeah, just something to put it on
like I feel like I need to wash this down to the fucking beer you know it can be you
dude beer is always the answer no I should take a shot at I should take a shot at tequila
right now so I should do
What brand
For the laser pry
I have some or I don't know I have a bunch of weird-ass models
Yeah, we're good now whichever we're dead
I
Think about costa me goes I'll drink whatever as long as it's not costa me goes
See only to kill I want to drink
The me goes make that
Yeah
I'll drink any to key the like when I got to a bar or something I'll say like
you know fucking whatever margaritas anymore whatever just say any like any
preference of tequila like any tequila butt cost of me goes
dude I'm sorry bro they put us in the fucking wrong match bro we're supposed
to be in like the hacker lobby bro bro I know yeah bro when you get into like
really high elo gaze people will literally just spawn rush like you it's
just that's just what we do you know I know we died the fucking hackers and
I put us down in the Gila, so now we're in like lobbies with like chill motherhuggers.
Like TV lobbies?
Well normally...
That's what we normally do.
Yeah, that's what we normally do.
Like put us in the wrong lobby because we died to hackers.
It's not our fault man.
No, but the lobbies that we normally play are like everyone's killing each other.
Like there's no one's friendly.
We understand that.
like you guys are confused but we're trying to clear up the confusion you
know no no no no we're trying to explain to you that nor like we were in
like the uh you know let's explain it I want to explain it to you so you
understand they're not getting
They're like what like I try to give them an explanation and they're just like no I don't want one like let's
No, I just told you it's not so
I
Need your favorite
So you got a voice changer
I know it's new tech it's AI
What are your lobbies normally like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure well, we literally like our lobbies are usually like stream snipers climbing up the fucking walls
With fucking trigger names like every team's got six Triggs
Everyone's got venitors and then we died to but we died to four hackers in one game and then the Eli just tanked us
Yeah.
Wait, this one?
Walk around.
You gonna shoot me?
No, I'm not.
That's a good 8 though.
I hate this game.
I hate that I like this game as much.
Okay.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I hate this game.
I hate that I like this game as much.
Okay.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I hate this game.
I hate that I like this game as much.
Okay.
What the fuck?
I need to fucking like snap hook from fucking bottom measure up to third floor.
Dude, you guys, you guys seem cool.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna sacrifice you guys to get us out of these lobbies.
Say no, we're...
No, you have to say no, I'm friendly, I'm friendly, I'm friendly.
And then do the emote like six times and then we'll just shoot you in the back.
Okay.
To get us out.
Yeah, but say friendly though before you come in. Yeah, like that like don't shoot don't shoot
Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, all right
Make it look real guys
Hey, man, I'm friendly over here come over here real quick. I'm like we have a tempest blueprint
never crossed the guy in Stella, I'm a strong man
wait there's somebody here, was that you?
I realized it okay, that was me
we gotta get out of here, what is?
yeah I don't know what the fuck is going on
This guy is lit, this guy actually ain't even lit anymore.
This is the one guy we killed today.
Oh, the first dude.
He's got a blue shield.
Got a pregio.
Dads don't want to get rest.
Ooh, cautious, Emo.
Fight a spray.
little saucy bakas these guys surely that's gonna get us out of this let's
you know yeah hey don't shoot
watch that on the hello I hate you know what I hate about this game is if you
when you get your ego tank you just running the chillest fucking guys bro
and then you when we're in the lobby some words of people all have venues and
good loot they're just such fucking scumbags bro there's something to like
gamers the good ones are assholes dude yeah what the fuck's up with that
you get a lease obviously you just kill people that are just like let's stop man
on the gun like that's your day I was trying to look for some fucking
Pretty explosive, man.
Pickpods.
Did we finish the tick trial?
Uh, no.
Someone said Poc call in the kettle.
Ha ha ha.
Bro, you gotta see what we deal with.
We can't be nice.
If you get nice, we get fogged.
I
You know what I like about about those lobbies dude, there's no fucking voice changers
What can we get that lobby with the fucking ticks I know right with the fuck
All right, let's get back into the lobby. We're gonna immediately die to a hacker and then go back into that lobby and just be in a fucking
constant cycle of hell
It's crazy how fast this game will drop you into a fucking dad lobby
No, no, it is that but dude, I'm starting to think that they like
Bro, this is gonna sound crazy in tin foil hat theory, but like bro every single time we die to a hacker it tanks us bad
Like there's something like we will die like a stream sniper and our lobbies will be fine next game like right off the rip
We died of a cheater. It's like
Tang yeah, does the game knows that like they're cheating or so? I don't know bro. It's some something's going on
What's like doesn't make any sense?
Yeah, it's weird. It doesn't make any sense
But I mean it's like
We died to so many cheaters and it always happens
No it doesn't happen is like when we die to a cheater after killing like ten people maybe you know what I mean
But like oh they're fighting up there. I'm going
There's somebody breaching business to
What in the fuck
I just got sniped by a ferro
Oh, yeah. Very up.
Yep. Playing first.
Oh, we're in the right lobbies, though.
Oh, I'm dead.
I died placing a wall and I couldn't see him.
Nice.
Oh, I love getting sniped in the back of the head
by a Faro free kit. Super fun.
Oh, yeah, he's very good, he's safe for you, buddy.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I got you bro, I got you, I don't know, it was my favorite two streams bro, I did not know.
We both got sniped in the back of the head.
No, I'm not even sniping you all my mother's life.
No, I'm not, I'm not saying you're fucking me from thing, I'm saying you got that.
You're gonna grab this shit, you're gonna grab this shit and you're gonna get it.
No, it's not what you had.
It's not what I had.
Now, I've written this shit, I've written this shit and I'm fucking you.
It's not what you had bro.
My bad, my bad.
We just came from back to back to AdLabi, so we were not ready.
Yeah.
You got to eat a bit.
You got to eat a bit.
You're good, bro.
You're good.
How the fuck do you know it was me?
I'm not gonna lie, but you got to eat a bit.
Maybe it was the skin.
Ba-da.
He knows.
The guy knows too much.
Yeah, I guess after he's thirsty or something.
he knows he knows too much yeah I guess after he's thirsty or something
the guy sitting there in the fucking freaking Pharaoh he's uncurring
as well
You got my guns in
No
His buddy took it. So why did we now we're running into fucking do it was like one guy likes us the guys
I love the way I died, I guess sniping the back, heal up, go to place a fucking wall,
can't see the dude because there's so much Trigornade smoke on the stairs, one way, there's
our text, we didn't see one there earlier when we were looking for him, fuck that thing
come from because they saw my skin I'm not wearing my skin anymore you could
made it down the first floor somehow we would have been alright. Yeah I was just healing.
Healed after getting ferroed and then sat on a trigger while trying to place a wall and it was too late.
I love when I dodge three trigger grenades just to get sniped in the back of the fucking
head by a freak it or a different team sick oh my god
let me play the game please
hey got your break bro can i just play the game for once
they were third though i wasn't the kid with the pharaoh be sniping them i don't
I don't even get it. Whatever. It doesn't make any sense.
Oh, assembly.
Dude, when I'm bringing in fucking expensive ass kids, like, it's...
It's should be a way to like paint and not get into free kid lives
They give me a pay like a hundred thousand coins and just knock in a free kid lobby, you know, I'd be sick to
He's in corridor in front of me
Big crack I got I got fucked up
Yeah, there is a crack them.
Are you kill the other one?
Yeah, I did.
I'm gonna do you on the second player
Me too
On me kettle keep this game
Where's big you think order you know he's sliding on me
Where snap last on me
He's gonna turn around
That's fine
I
Was pretty good, but he killed a good guy
That robot yeah, you know this guy
No, is he pretty kid no, you didn't really do a good body yet. I live one. Yeah, I live two of them
I don't know where that was.
It's not a robot-ish loading day or lobby.
I think I heard assembly, assembly.
There's her shots.
Triggering his...
Triggering his...
I think so.
Four pops.
They're fighting.
I'm going straight up the second.
Maybe...
Maybe white.
Definitely.
I should have crawled right now.
I'm killing you.
Where?
Hold on.
Nice fucking Trigranade, loser.
See your fucking gun.
Somebody else just did a nade at him.
Was that you?
I did.
I did.
I
Below you're blowing me. Yeah. Yeah, I keep hearing people below me. He's attached
Those other downguards they
Was a fireball or fucking human
more trigs only have two bodies
I thirst a guy in you yeah oh yeah so they're all here oh yeah the third
okay yeah
I'm ready to bounce yeah you need more survivors yeah I do
What?
I put in the first light.
What the fuck did this guy come from?
Got the smoker.
I did, I did, I'm going. I'm taking this hatch.
Oh, I missed it.
Fuck me.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
PQDT, triple beam, Patty Mack,
PAPI, PAPI, Gert Grunst,
LearJS, Deflater, 129 months,
Pedro, Hay66, Ander,
Vizze, Ant,
Nunnen, Bisec,
Neuch, Precision, Mike,
Sonny Jojo Wyatt, James, Lech, Young, Janitor, Swamp, Swencley, Bans,
Evor, Huzzie Butts, Hood, Dogs, Big Al, Liz Dexia, Nellie, Chanman, Regicide, I think it goes for the subs.
then maybe I like it bro
wait on you corridor I think
although I'm gonna he's gonna be in a in the cubby
there's pretty get some you jump up and a kid team above us they're getting
one
of the
crack them
to the
end of
the
one of the
two
of
of
of
of
of
of
I heard shields. I put a Joel and jumped out there.
Maybe where we came from? Maybe.
In trench. I hear him. Close. On your Joel.
My man's luck, I know.
I'm gonna do loot sounds.
My side.
Gonna come through my room.
What do you care, man?
There's nobody, you went up the jump.
No, no, my side.
There.
one of your stairs
is that on this guy?
I live on a high place, the old days, people run through it
oh, cross, terrible
I'm ready to bounce yeah max out there's another body I got a body of me I'm good dude
They're not pushing, they're just pushing survival, they're just pushing the walls on the bunny.
His body wasn't able to hit the child.
Alright, I'm ready to bounce.
Let me tap this guy.
Nice tap, I'm huge.
I need this.
Any more survivors you need?
I'm good for now. I should have a decent amount.
Alright.
What's this?
That was fucking easy.
So easy to get my all my loot back, all my guns.
Yeah, four fucking Toros all like three of them are maxed out
I'm just a fuck me a bunch more triggers
Majolius for repair
Oh my, this is my stash, so close.
Too many batteries, I don't know what it is.
Did you add?
Too many bats.
Got to refine some shit.
in doubt refine it out yeah the 800 mech components like in the component
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
I got like fucking three venerated three shotguns
sell the bobs, oh catalyze all of them, I guess you should probably sell 4 tempests,
by sell like 15 Bobcats.
of
of
the
of
the
You're eating that, oh my god.
Trigger from the first floor, first floor, first floor, can you get out?
No I can't.
I need your help right now.
I'm dead.
He's just shot my tree.
Right here.
right here
pushing you pushing you
how's he not dead they're both are you and shurig
they're thirsting me that's around now
tell me who goes right
instant third party i love it and nobody use their gun
Nope
Knapping on us third floor
He's dead I think he died he died a team from business
I mean, I don't know how I won that but we're gonna talk about it
another team zipline maybe I walled it and closed it they're coming
They're breaching behind us. Let me go first.
Let me go first. We gotta go first.
She's fucking wall though.
One of the weirdos got away.
It's got its green charges.
Well, I think it's a little botting.
Not me neither.
Bad, dude.
Yeah.
Bad need.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is this gonna fucking push.
Like we get pushed by two teams and then we leave and then they just go silent, like three teams and then the whole
Well, the fourth and fifth part of them are the fifth and sixth party.
That's been six parties.
They didn't fight.
They need to fight.
Yeah.
It just stopped, and we got a maxed Voipers.
This case is 100% shrimp sniping, by the way.
He's probably cheating, too.
He might be.
He's going to mute him because he's a loser.
Yeah, I'm going to report and mute him and block him.
Report him, too.
Yeah, one game, Ben.
I knew he was cheating, by his fucking stupid voice.
Is he, is he cheating?
Yeah, one game man.
Oh yeah.
That's his teammate, I think.
Private profile, by the way, I'm blocking him too.
I muted him off.
If you block him, WA, if you block him, it just mutes him.
Yeah.
Is there like a, I thought there was like a list cap on block.
I got time to smoke
We could double-trick this third floor right now and kill him.
Do you want to?
No, no, I don't want to be sure if you're going to drop him.
right to the left of the barricade, i think he's sitting there
he's a lot of gun
i'm trying to reach one top that much
dead mine, shit on
watch out for the third and fourth and fifth
imagine shooting a dine to a quick scope renegade that's
my shotgun was shooting fucking mince meat bro
on my wall
if I go to this guy I have nothing to take it down yet
I'll take it down though
I can get in.
Oh, he's just walked in.
I'm psyched up.
I think I hit him by some time.
I'm out of chargers.
This kid's cheating.
one dead. Flam, flam, flam, flam, flam. Clearly sniping or cheating. We're both or all of
the above. No team on you, no team on you, back up, back up, back up, back up. He died
in the doorway. Like a dog. Shield broke. Reach out, I'm changing. In left corner.
Weakened him. Can't see him. They're right away. On pillar.
I don't need it.
That's it.
Dead. One shot on the blue guy.
Don't peek, don't peek.
I'm close, I'm close.
Got a one.
Okay, quick, quick.
Dead.
He's living up.
One. Blue guy, one shot.
Oh watch out blue guy, where'd he go?
Nice win shot, we ain't even done this all the way half of them.
we just started the raid we need jolts off these guys
I have three jolts but I want a zip if you can
I need a wall out of business too yeah we need to go loot those guys before
next ons come
I
The guy in business on me nice close the door I have everything walled off you can loot this shit if you want
Infinite walls
Make a gun pile.
I lived the far guy so we're good on this.
One smoke up top.
Okay, I got a couple of 50 shields now.
I also have two.
I mean my shields have two so I should probably drop that one.
Yeah, maybe swap that one.
Don't think about it.
I kinda like it.
I'm gonna swap the 17 off.
Two jewels, you said?
I put one on zip, yeah.
Put them on this zip and those zips.
I have walls, you walls.
I got 12. I think I got 1-1.
Kettle 4, no attachments.
Drop 5 herbals in the sky.
I think we did, nah we never looted a second floor, poor Kettle 3 nothing.
more herbals
oh wait this is the one guy got away that's right I forgot about that
finger wall done TSA
okay I'm just gonna leave the door open I'm just gonna wrap
I
Look was that I heard him with a wrench and then we never came
This kids are weird they took down our wall and didn't push.
What is that?
Metro?
You wanna go?
Metro under us?
Uh, not really.
No.
I think we just wait and then clean up the winters.
These guys could be the winters though.
Nah, they were the winters.
I don't know bro.
If they win this fight, I think we just send it on them.
It's going to be ready for business.
I think this guy is going to fight an atrium too.
Another one just spawned.
You too dude?
You got it too?
Yeah I gotta go.
I was just kidding.
I was joking because some people say I've bought like buddy. Have you seen our games?
Me and Peanut, yeah.
The two biggest arc streamers definitely view body dude
Smalls penises though
Yeah
Let's see what price I'm at with the guns
Have you seen penis penis?
I said it's fucking tiny
Yeah I've seen it
It's tough
stuff mine small but it's why it's like a can of cat food
gets the job done yeah I'm only at 260 with the wind so far what has read 263 I
think I was money yeah yeah just dropped everything my 170 you don't
a gunpow? No, but I only have six guns.
Then you're ass.
That's how you get a dead man in your ass.
Oh, he's looking up on me. Hello?
Okay.
Freak it?
I don't even put a zip line there more often.
Free kids rather fucking turtle players, bro. They bought that turtle five
What?
I'm thinking of any outweigh shooting like real players with the really really real play
The worst thing I've ever seen on I'm there on a zip. I think their aims like
They'd like to room. Oh
Not there would have mattered I mean
Yeah, well, you know what I'm sort of bringing ziplines and placing them there a jolt mine at the end
No
Maybe I got it
I just lived like a TSA guys and then whatever was left in here
I got big off
one of the weird duos
Yeah, you must have lived somebody that I didn't like a team I didn't live
Oh, I guess people are done.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
That's Metro.
You wanna go?
Let's go.
How heavy are you?
See if you can pick up any of my guns.
I'm good.
I'm on 96 pounds.
Just come back.
We'll just come back.
I'll just leave him here.
There you go.
They have Jolson on the other side.
We gotta go on this side.
I'm waiting on you.
I
Want these guys are huge these guys are the this the team that killed other team. I should at least have four guns
Other side my hide I don't know if they saw me
Sort of camera like a big one beat
Okay, I think they peeked the archway up top got hit once and then re-peak down
Yeah, they're coming down right now coming down Friday
Guys below us are here
Oh my god, guys it guys it
But they're in the train we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go right now
I'm dead. No I'm alive. He's going to hit the button right now. He's in there, he's in there.
Push, push, push, push. He's on the button, he's on the button, dog on the button right now, right now.
I got him.
Come on, Mama.
That's it.
He'd be in honor. He knew it was us.
Baby.
Baby.
I've got this guy turned on so embarrassingly hard.
Yeah, I didn't even hear that guy, so.
Well, you can't hear.
That's not me, it's the game here.
Right.
Alright, these are the big guys in here, right?
Oh, one guy had one gun.
Maybe go for the middle guy. This guy only had a shitty Vendor. I'm gonna leave the gun down. I don't need it leave it up
I can't even loot on these guys. There we go. The middle guy should have a big bag
Nice, Veni some surge with chargers. Never left another Veni on the left guy
We're trying to jolt for the guy behind us. Oh no the train closed
it's still very near by the way it should be nobody left anyway
An arc orbiter is en route. The safe window is closing. You have ten minutes to return to Speranza. I repeat, ten minutes.
Put a kinetic in my ass real quick. We need to loot these guys, bro.
Oh my god.
I don't think you guys have anything. Bro, they had Veniz, I swear.
Oh my god, three triggers.
Oh
I'm gonna fumbled you just got jokes bro
Check the other guy get a venue right or no
Get about any intrigues music music towards the middle maybe a call through beepers
Yeah
Get there we should read be right through be first
Yep
I mean they push like freekits by swear that's what I was thinking
That's a couple of dusty bunnies
I need those full stack of crude that's massive
What a bad zit holy fuck.
Yeah.
Shit he mantles it.
He's gonna be littered, right?
This guy's full bag is untouched but you must have lived him.
I mean, it was the ab.
I swear I lived that guy.
Yeah, you lived him.
He just left all the ammo and stuff.
Yeah.
He's herbal up.
I'll drop in a blue shield, or a thief, or something like that, or other chargers.
Oh, another battery.
What are these guns, it probably does.
Oh, put the cannon back in my pocket, I'm trolling.
There we go.
I'm trolling.
There's still one more, one more of any?
I think I left like 200
Yeah, you could have been like 270
Shit fucking train like a fast train
Yeah, I did feel fast
Is it still here? I might have left that's why
That's exactly why
Oh, yeah, you can't even let that body know.
Is there any in there?
Yup.
I think something I'm maxed out.
Yeah.
3-11.
3-11.
I might have more than two.
I grabbed a couple of shit at the end.
I said, 2-30.
Turn off emote mode here.
I had 14 kills.
good 14 yeah we had at least fucking I don't even know 25 20 yeah I mean I was
fucking frying people so surely I'm gonna have some kill surely
I don't know maybe maybe the knot that first counts is double I don't know
that was massive. That was huge. I mean, we won the 2v8. Yeah, start the game. So we
I need it. 2v18.
Uh, 5.
5 kills.
Oh, I got your Venni, dude.
Horizontal grip.
That's the best Venni.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of the
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this, but it's a good idea to do this.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
We're fucking juiced.
I used to listen to the whole album when I was a kid.
It's a banger.
My inventory management is so satisfying to watch.
Yeah, I like to keep my shit clean.
I just keep too much of like shit that I need.
That's my problem.
I'm like a material hoarder.
Like I have too many batteries and too many fucking mechanical components, too many electrical components.
But it's fine.
I don't need ammo. I'm fine. I got at least 100.
You're having a famo? What happens when I end up having enough amo?
Oh
Yeah, we both got respawned.
Okay, we both got respawned.
I
Just
Was gonna be me
The team third.
The urnade?
Yeah, that's one.
I brought five, so.
They're hitting you with the urnade.
I have no idea.
Did they run away?
No, one's on bogey.
He's fighting him again.
No, one's on Boney.
Fight him again.
This guy has a pharaoh.
He's freaking out.
There's a team top third.
Team is on Boney.
Yeah, he works for it.
Top third fighting second right now.
No, I'm gonna jump my back. I don't like
Look over here
Head
Somebody's healing
Oh
It's exceeding out the freak it was a guy below us to open this door. They're rising over this door. I got tricks
I need to kill him.
Let these kids are dead.
Yeah.
You have the fins too right?
Yes.
Bro the guy, is there a solo on you?
No I killed him.
Fuck off.
Oh a doorbacher.
Alright, well I have plenty of ammo, so that's good.
We got a new blue shield, that's good.
We didn't loot anybody up top, I saw there's a stair guy.
We're a great bully, Kevin.
So.
Round one.
Done.
I think if I have two like if I have two venitors is it worth to switch the guns
100% I used to run that kid sometimes
Is that elevator? Elevator shot you Joel.
Okay. Let me die then for that dude.
Neat cap twice, Craig.
Most right on the hole, I don't know where the team is.
Back left.
Cracked, buddy. Oh, he's one.
I'm in.
Mark, close left there.
right guy like the right guy
still one
hmm wall is victory
wall is victory
what do you think guys pay doctors or
guys pay doctors or I feel like he was kind of like I feel like he's got the
lab he's a dude that's fucking old like he couldn't hold himself in
that was just fucking peppery and fucking jolt nades at him
business
Here we go.
Look at that shit.
Did you see him?
No.
I saw a tick.
Double door maybe?
Alright, hatred built.
plus an atrium
Did we have a drill pit? Yeah, I see him
It closed the door
To the right. We'll block this
sort of pumping business too. Maybe it's Tom.
I'll bait him.
Someone's took our top third. What the fuck?
Big need to crack both. Crack both in here.
Yeah, I'm down and down. Let me smoke first.
One left, one right I think.
got him left
got him left
I'm behind you
yep, it's all you
three shots in this wall
on the turn around
is that me?
I'm dead, that's right
how do we get started instantly
if I could wear your skin
nice, play yourself
get up
get up, get up
I close the door. I close the door then.
Oh, I'm dead. I was going to kill you, Matt.
He's just going to heal.
He's red.
The first team was baiting. That guy was baiting the fuck out of his teammate.
I think that was actually so cringe.
Lagging too on stream.
I think I'll fucking reset and run the lag and
It's lagging man.
Great game.
At least you got out, dude.
I love keeping my just saved your life.
My body blocking that guy and closing the door.
I was ready to take her.
Why do you want to crash?
I hate you, you're a living one HP.
I was one HP before that fight.
I beat the first guy on one HP, bro.
Yeah, I got him, he didn't even shoot his gun.
Freak it.
You look like you need me.
Freak it.
I don't think the guy had a gun.
Ah, he had freak it triggers.
No, I think you just run in free, uh, no gun trigger only challenge.
I literally got hit by a trigger.
Like, dude, the trigger I died to was like, I had one HP and it barely nicked me.
Like, if I had like-
The one that got me was so bullshit as well, dude.
That's a solid pick.
Like, I just hate the fact that, like, I could have ran the comms,
I could have ran lobby, but, like, the one way I run,
they're just waiting there with triggers.
Then come on bro
Drop 14,000 frames
I look you need to kill a queen.
Sorry.
You want to kill a queen?
Actually, I don't see that.
Yeah, I'm always down there.
Let's do it!
I need to craft some fucking attachments.
I
Have three deadlines
Refresh I don't even think I have one oh
Shit
Let me see I have to somehow the fuck I was making him I
Could buy one here we go
I can buy one to
Man, what's fucking with the bobcat, though?
Sometimes you just go in runs where they were, you're hitting.
Yeah, and then you just die right there, the Toro that suit bumped you.
And then you're like, this gun's terrible.
Yep.
Pretty much.
I like the Bobcat I just think it's terrible because the Toro's so fucking damn broken there
and they haven't nerfed it for shit yet the game will be so much better for casual players
two if they nerf the Toro yeah like yeah bring another shield for doing
a harvester I could bring a green yeah that's what I'm doing
all right I'm gonna house pray we could just fucking greet the lobby and then
to do the harvester like 10 minutes left or we just fill in the honor right out the
rip if we both try to land triples set suicide it's probably suicide I've never
successfully done three yeah use risking a blow up I guess
Jack, can you put three on the core without dying?
I'm just trying to think of you three in the snap.
Is it still not
The only time I tried it I fucking blew up and then got thirsty by my deadline
I've done three I've never done three successfully
Hey, what the fuck I'm on spaceport. Oh, wait, it's spaceport. I thought it was blue game
It's all cerebral but it's 20 minutes though
They more cotton you want pve content this game. That's what I was saying earlier, man
They need to keep ripping updates like Fort and I used to that keep the front
Yeah
Cuz like what the fuck they had like bird shit like what the fuck is that?
Virtuity was a fucking bell
Yeah, all that dude was on end duping blotch like nice
Oh
Slow and steady.
Fast and flashy.
Birxie was like a last-ditch effort to get people.
I'm gonna go so far, bro.
This is my nightmare, bro.
This is terrible.
I'm gonna snap down a white line.
Send it.
Under departure. Psycho.
Not high enough.
I
Actually like spaceport harvester way more than blue gay. I thought it was blue gay for some reason
Look at the artist one. Look at his artist for sure
Cheers ass
It's also huge
huge though
This part makes your ex ass
They made your ex ass, I like that on the vest
Yep
You know what you get fucking triggered able she don't fucking horn it
Fuck me
I have another fucking arc on me
How does so much arc aggro on this man?
Now leepers only yellow.
Still.
This leepers got aggro on me. This is terrible.
Go fucking jump on them. They're shooting.
I'm gonna die.
Bro, like, are you kidding me?
How much arc is on me, bro?
Well, ain't no fucking meds left.
We just gotta kill these fucking dudes.
We'll just go far to like the far west side and just snap up.
No, they hear like they're there could be shame stuff, you know, that's my problem
And they could just expect this play maybe where's the box at though, they're about us bro. I hear him you can't go
Yeah, I told you, yeah
Oh man, what the fuck?
Chasing me?
One shot?
Right back to me if you need.
You're alone.
Yeah, I told you, there's fucking sniping.
Are you red?
Yeah.
I told you there's fucking sniping. Are you red above me
Third floor of my third floor stairwell, okay above me to be right here
I hate this area bro, I still know you're in this building well enough I mean I think
I think he's coming to me.
All right.
I think we just go up.
You ready?
One of us is inside. Yeah, yeah.
What's up we can do a box
Strange I
I told you they were cheating, they're just going to follow us on the rear here that fucking
cheeto knocked on his fingers.
Yeah.
I'm out of whites by the way.
I
Take a more herbal
All right, I guess just go to the harvester the cheaters aren't gonna fucking even fight us so
Let's take a she's in the back
They're gonna shoot us in the back.
These guys were trying to get us to have a ninja in the sim, I'm getting word.
They were, huh?
What would it be? It's like a block em?
Controller demon?
Block em or port em?
Yeah.
Unlucky, unlucky.
Just wanna kill the harvester guy.
12 minutes. Imagine cheating and still they still can't kill us. That's crazy.
Oh, so boring, man.
Somebody heard like shots at the harvester, Jim.
They're running, they're running over here.
That far away?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, they're downloading the information.
They hit a bunker.
Yeah.
Flare by it.
Warehouse.
Snitches on them?
By the bear there?
Oh, they look in the pipe?
Sounded really close
More Friday sky
I don't know where his buddy is. He'll be on me.
You got the rest
Did he get the rest?
There's on me.
My red?
It's the blue skin.
It's the other kid.
He snapped like southeast.
Okay.
Should be able to just do the armistice now though.
Yeah, but we gotta kill this kid.
If we can.
I got two skins. There's another player at armistice.
Yeah.
There'd be real players.
knows and I thought we're gonna be in a real lobby but the first thing we found
was he's fine here is that open
the double about this to clear this bunker
I just spawned in, 9 minutes left, hook the boat.
I think that's him
He missed his chance, let me heal up, let me heal up
Where's the team?
One dead
The cheater's on me
I don't know, I don't know where this is
Jacy's here?
How the fuck did he wrap around there audio and whatnot?
I don't know. Shake the skin right here.
Let's play that. That rock's pretty strong for you.
Duo's gonna get res.
You're still right side rock.
Okay, I'm gonna work back to this right here.
What are you doing now?
Wrapping like northeast on me on the rock you were on
He's sitting there
you got the right really weak perfect you said behind this thing cement thing
awesome I'd go but I'd give you the other way
what the fuck is the chase team
the
you know
the rock right here
yeah
I shot him
are you guys going to rez?
getting out of the solo
did you kill the guy close? yep
I'm fine, don't force it
Yeah
What do you think guys?
Full team standing still behind a rock and he's behind them, he doesn't shoot.
No.
What do you guys think?
Normal?
Just wait until I snap up and use all my ammo into the guy.
Alright, kill this fucking guy.
I don't know where he went.
What do you mean?
Is this good DDoS-ing?
This kid's lag switching, is my streaming lag?
No way.
I think it's got DDoS, bro, it's got lag switched.
Bro, that's crazy.
That's insane bro, that gives like a good thing to get banned.
That's crazy bro.
That's insane.
I've never seen that
Well, you guys send an embarking in this good band like immediately that's insane
I didn't drop any frames on stream, right?
I already had him blocked, he's unblocked them.
Did you get DDoS?
Yeah I did.
Put your free one.
Yeah I got DDoS.
He DDoSed me.
Sweet.
That's insane.
I only died to lag switch.
In this game I've never seen it before in my life.
I rubber bandied in place and he just ran up on me and shot me in the head.
like like most insane time you've ever seen like it's just no way
I mean kids like that need to get like embarking to see that and just ban those
kids like that's insane like that's like that's like illegal as fuck like
you can't do that yeah
You are here
No, I just a tuner I put your stream on the very end on my phone. It's all you like full rubber banding
It got pushed I
Thought you might like that it kind of looks like a DOS
No, because of a stream didn't I didn't drop any frames on my stream
You still have deadlines?
Yes, I'll do
Uh, my kids like that just deserve to die, like straight up.
Yes.
That's insane.
In-game, of course.
Yeah.
You would have bring four deadlines, or should I just bring two, or three?
Uh, let's do three and I'll spring 400 ammo.
Uh.
I'm all ears.
I can make sure I was just in my word
Yeah, that's a straight, yeah, that's a straight lag switch
Yeah, my webcam didn't lag at all. Didn't drop any frames. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, cuz when
I was like lagging the other day, I like my stream at lag. But like my stream didn't
drop any frames at all. It's just straight, you're straight died to a lag switch. I've
I've never had a flag game, much weird.
I mean, it's cheating.
Andy's lag is such a...
I mean, that's just embarrassing for him, honestly.
Let's see if the other way can kill me.
My DDoS in there?
I'm dead, that's raiding chat, that is deep wide they're hacking, that's crazy, that's
a new one.
Pushing from your left now?
to this guy you want to
got energy ammo too
this is energy pouring for his buddy
weirdo, I'm trying to set up any energy
alright this guy had 100 fucking
hundred fucking energy and so we'll get more the harvester yep
it's got you flicked on to me with no information I'm hiding behind the field
you though yeah I don't know it's like a pro fob
Hey steamer doesn't even have a profile
And all he brought was an equalizer to no fucking PB year
I'm not forgotten. You know you tell this equalizer no like
Yeah
They seem to do it now enough to me bro, I'll see what did to me where you snapped on me
Well, I think I sit on sir
I don't know.
I may see there ain't about a Ramesses.
I don't know.
I feel like I've seen that name before too, too fast.
Okay, the new resource, uh, I never keep it.
I was on the field before, and as soon as you down turn it, you float on it.
I'm not gonna watch this clip until in two seconds.
I mean majority of the hackers that we identify it's not even from the shots it's from their
awareness.
That's what I mean.
Like if you never peeked and you just fucking knew you were there then it's just cheating.
Like how do you know?
Too far away to hear you.
if you like flick then you fast that means he's not a controller
right if you've got knocked out well I'm saying if he's out of controller you can't flick on controller
like that so like he's just shooting yeah
don't matter me that's fucking ass that's where they're going
yep
The way these games have been going, we're going to kill a lot of people when we kill
this queen.
It's going to be a max win though.
They'll leave a fucking 300k each, 350k each.
I got all of them
Go, go, go
you
what
I don't know, I shot the targets?
No, two shots, but feels good to have two shots in.
Shoot the rockets here. I mean we need to cut this thing obviously.
I
Probably did not have infinite ammo
We even eat a lot deep I have a lot yeah, we'll be free
Dead
So we're gonna the top go go the still a horn is a shit. I think we did. I didn't see any
All right
You ready? Yeah, let's go before she did
She's on right side
Oh, no, babe
She's just fucking hot, taking me, she's scoffing me to death, nice.
Yeah.
Oh, she's stung him.
Not his way.
Oh, a sundar.
My snaps, can I mantel, Tecker?
Nope, she's gone.
Huh?
Yeah.
Now she's stung me mid-stop.
Love it.
Nope, she's cut out.
Now she's stunned me mid-stop. Love it.
You got another one?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh, it's like you're dead.
Oh, yeah, we are.
She'll swap.
She's a bullet
Really kill her with your first foot, baby. I put some shot of your eyes into her as well
Part of like the end of the map
This needs to do more damage.
We still learned a lot of shots before we started fighting her as well.
A lot. A lot.
Yeah, hangar hangar team coming to tell you I'm pushing up on them
get the chance
I won't
we're just kill the cheaters
I don't know what you want to say
we should ask us before we killed it, dumbass
wait, there's 12 minutes gone?
What the hell?
When did they add that today?
Okay, thank you.
Thank you guys.
That's a change.
Yeah, that's a change.
Yeah, that's guys.
I mean, I don't know why they try to sneak up on us on Nenvoid.
Like, he's supposed to just be like, hey, guys.
For a distance.
Damn.
Yeah, sorry, guys, but
you don't know what we've been through today.
now mercy I mean we just died the fucking cheaters so sorry guys you could
just mantle his gun yeah
I got a holecracker.
See if they're good enough?
Ooh, why is there a padded stuff?
I'm sure they're in the stream. Sorry boys for killing you.
Yeah.
Like every other games cheaters man. I don't know. It's gotta kill people
Yeah, it's the way she goes unfortunately
But let's go look I mean I'll put a lightweight on it
Boy, silly did kinetic breath. I put a lightweight on everything
of
the
the
the
the
two chips here three banks in the top slot
I'll take three chips dude
my 304 my 250
my eight cores way out I have one seven
I have five.
What the fuck?
We suck.
I'm missing hella cores.
Oh, this is the rocket to your driver.
Any more chips?
I can take one more.
Yeah, it's underneath the queen leg.
Take one little nub, you can see.
Wait, what?
You find it yeah, you break that down to chip okay
Very nice
Yeah, we're getting camps.
I swear we missed something, man.
We have 12.
Feels like a boat.
I only have fucking 5.
Damn, we have 7.
12 is a big low roll.
Maybe there were some legs.
I know.
Put everything on the ground so it respawns.
I mean, that's what I usually do, but, yeah, I don't know.
Try the thieves in the nut.
Patch key, over there.
Yeah, oh, I grabbed your core, it's for 6x.
What do you want?
I'm just gonna grab the power cells.
Magnetic accelerator.
three men and I can sell it as you want those
enterprise
all right drop the evils
huge
can't always get a hatch camp brother
at least get lag switch if we're getting a hatch camp
Yeah
That'd be even sicker
That's actually the corniest death of the day
Good lag switches me to kill me. I mean they're getting really incompetent now. Holy fuck
You thought it was bad before
Well, it's all triggers is bad
Well, I guess I just stopped working for him
fucking three bodies over here. Check. I don't know. Just four bodies. It's got a toilet
paper
who deadline
uh... really
that's huge
and a key
and a key but
there's a key
finally
I have two deadlines again
I have two right now as well
stuff is free
We're snap to the hatch best of luck
Do you need to wait did you need anything you need a bash?
Three blazers
Good um
Get some more money
Fuck that shit I'm out
I'll be right in there
I could have got more money
Yeah, we got maxed out on Trials damage, yeah, that's as much as we could do first team, both
couldn't find the profile.
Puh, the upgrade, 16162, that has to be maxed.
Yeah, it has to be, I mean nobody else shot it.
Yeah.
Oh, that brought me up to sixth place?
Oh, shit.
That's like the only one I've done.
I've done prebs, download information,
walls, fortics.
Ugh.
I mean, if there's a damn lecture or something
space for it. We get a 40k in front. There's a lecture of Bluegate. I don't know about that one,
Chad. What do you guys know about that one? I don't know about that one, dude.
I
We get sucks for a lecture
Yeah, we're in dam or skateboard only we're cooked
What's all we got is that?
Now what, did we get back?
We're going back to Stella.
What's going on?
There's a damn harvester.
At least we did die harvester.
It's on damn.
I do love damn harvester.
Me too.
I mean.
I'm fucking in the base.
I'm trying to renegade.
I'm trying to renegade you how renegade brought bring me one in I
Don't fuck I can build one more. I lost two to cheaters today
You can buy one from the shop
I might have one in my mail
Fucking buy one me
I have a bobcat in a renegade in my mail.
That's the kid I've been running, bob renegade.
It's really fun.
I have a shit ton of renegades in my mail.
Cause I'm a motherfuckin' weirdo.
Extended barrel.
Yuck!
Yeah, ew.
I'm gonna shit on my silencer three and he's running extended bro.
Shit, I said it might be better than that, oh hell no, I mean if you don't run comp on
the red gate you're actually just smoking crack, I like crack, have you ever tried
You can't shoot it fast. It's not a problem. It's inaccurate.
I don't know how to tell that to the shooters I've been slaying.
If only you knew how much faster you could kill them if you had a blue comp on it.
Oh, I know what you do you can't run a blue comb in trials
Have to win a green that's fine
I just have ammo five four hundred thirty
It's you guys never you had to crack
Yeah, all right. I'm smoking crack right now.
I know that because I've done it to both multiple times.
fuck bro, who the fuck is this?
this shit couldn't have spawned this further away
this might be the furthest spawn away
18 minutes to the...
bear and hatch out or well no I said we send it 80 minutes
there's no way I almost forgot mine I brought them like the two dead lines
my blood
Oh
I already slid down
You get shot right
Are you muted? Or am I?
Oh yeah, I guess not that human, not that human.
We're both dead.
This is gonna harvest here, fuck em.
Yeah.
Oh, there's him? There's him.
On the left.
We're both one.
Nice.
You pushing?
Yeah, be careful the other team though.
Okay.
Oh, I see him. Right here.
We've jumped into the rock.
There's an apple.
Everyone got dead.
They've got dead.
Dead? Rockets here at us?
We're rockets, yeah.
I'm probably gonna die.
Where's the fins?
It's going to ground, fuck the fence.
Other teams are getting spotted by rocks here.
Yeah, these guys spotted.
Other teams in the rocks, folks.
I'm gonna go back these guys could be winners
There's a red skin and a black coat.
It's the full 180 bag row on us for no reason.
Yeah, the first team is shutting it off.
Where do these kids crawl to?
They have to crawl like southeast, right?
Yeah, you think.
Oh my god
I got a lot
He's right on the open
Fighting the fight fucking Rockets here
They're both one bullet
Well, it's not like you weren't full health or anything we got hit by Rockets here
Well, then I had to dodge the second shot because, yeah, I had to dodge the second one and then he comes around.
2-3.
I understand aggression-based aggro, but like they started the fight.
Yeah, like where is it? You know what I mean?
He didn't show up until I got there.
Something they shot us, how are we aggro-ed? You know what I mean?
What's going on?
Alright, go rip a fucking solo and be in this bush for 20 minutes.
We only got 12.
I'm going to send this guy out.
Did you need to loot our guys either?
This is great.
They're fighting another team, by the way.
why the fuck is there two kids sitting in there holy shit and how did the rocketeer
not aggro them pushing to the field depot I didn't get it though the AI in this game
is so like brother the AI is literally stream sniping us shit is crazy
You need to tell me those guys ran in the open while the rockets here is red, and it didn't
shoot at them one time.
I'm in your game coming to defib here bad
Why are you going all the way around this dam?
It's the ass.
There's no way I can go to this one, right?
What?
Really?
Wait.
fake-ass wall
surely this one, Chad. Surely. Surely this crack is real.
Just to get shot in the fucking extract?
Fuck yeah dude.
All raiders, we have Ark on screen.
Five minutes left.
Go find a way home.
I repeat five minutes.
All raiders, we have Ark on screen.
Five minutes left.
Go find a way home.
I repeat, five minutes.
Okay.
Ah!
baby crazy lazy
way easy
the bandit ether guy he lied
where the fucks my teeth in that buddy
wouldn't that be sweet
I don't think you can.
MAGIR!
LRAAY!
fuck
Yeah, let's get your ass in the fucking game, boy.
Not big fella.
Shit, say less.
I don't know what to do.
Are you fucking kidding me,
I can get it. Yo, I'm so glad they found you, bro. Where they
where they find you said in the desert somewhere? Yeah, I had
to get in the desert, you know, in a North Pole, I had to go
and practice making some presents for next Christmas.
You're a fucking elf
Is that where you are you're in Turkey
My god fuck is Nate Hill that was like he just you notice when you make a new
He just never fucking joins this but he just never joins
Get it, buddy. We get it. You're mysterious bitch. Yes, motherfucker. Like damn join the damn call, bro
What about this picture?
I
That's what all that takes here ain't it? That's just like eight years old?
Yeah, that is old, bro. That was back when I had a hearing line back in the good days, dude.
Now I look like fucking Oda Block on the Friday night.
Oh, fuck.
I look like a herd patch after you finish raking it. It's not even there.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Fuck it, hell.
Oh, shit.
Fuck it.
Hell.
Come on.
Get up.
Muffin head looks like a rock crab.
Okay, okay, that's it for me.
No.
You fucking kidding me?
Don't make me get on your ass.
The top of your head will look like a bustle like Krabs, dude.
Dude who's on a new island.
Bro, you know how I used to AFK there and I would be beefing with motherfuckers
for stealing my Krabs?
like I would log in on my main account like back in the day shit yeah i'm gonna get my
mate over here fuck you up buddy
my big bro is level 106 he'll come over here and fuck you
oh look who it is bro look who it is should we run our harvester don't look who it is me
Why does it take you so fucking long to joke?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Good point.
Okay.
Okay.
No.
You two here.
So maybe tell me good boy.
Yeah.
I got deadlines.
Wait.
Wait.
I got to get a deadline.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah.
We got two already.
Let me know if you need one.
You only got one.
You only got one.
Yeah.
I'll bring one more.
Okay.
I'll bring one more
I'm gonna bring a wolf pack just in case we got a bunch of flyers
I got out of that raid Nate don't worry. I saw you right. I was chilling
Was I worried no, I didn't give a fuck
I
Smell good
You don't want to smell like T-Food, that motherfucka smell like fish eggs.
Oh, that's motherfucka.
Bro, I got hella clout of fucky, motherfucka.
Oh, okay.
I smell like a hard-working blue-collar fisherman.
Smell like fucking threadfin in squid.
Oh, okay.
Or you know the threadfin.
It's a sardine.
Like, I'm curious.
Like, I-
Like, T-Food, when I meet you, I can't wait to sniff you.
Like, nah, I know some weird shit.
Go for it, dude.
I just might have to take a sniff of you.
Come hit my tarot while you're at it.
Yeah.
Cause like I don't know what you smell like.
Like I don't know Nate Hill.
Like when I smell him, he won't smell good at all.
Obviously, right?
Like he got the hair gel in his head.
He's going to smell like fucking smoke.
Yeah.
And smoke mixed.
Thank you.
What do you have on what do you got cologne on bro?
You just want to smell good
Somebody got a green one at least I'll trust it boys. Don't you ever just want to smell good?
Okay, dude and teaching chat
I
Damn this pretended like give me a break here, dude
I do didn't teach you that's that's calling the shower
Oh, it's in a full team right here
you either
well what the fuck
what a gross shooting
machine back
so we just
fuck
no i'm shooting
yeah i just want to get off this low ground
i'll give you the cover
we're gonna leap her on us too
I think it loves my dick.
They're my sisters, dude. They're my sisters, like, fuck.
They snap it up, they're snapping up. We gotta go, we gotta go right now.
I think I do do that.
We'll cover you.
Avoid the leaper. Yeah, I gotta come up there. Nope, I'm dead.
They're on the, they're on the hallway.
No.
You're good, though. There's another team, too.
I think I got them.
Yeah.
I'm smoking it.
I'm smoking.
I'm still up.
Got one dead.
Oh, shit.
Oh, the buddy.
He's just come down and get me up though.
Right, right, right, two, two.
They're both right, they're both right, they're both right.
Nice, nice.
Nice!
7 up on your left
I'm dead
Res me, please
I killed all three of them this kid's got absolutely shit on
Wait Johnny says that day by the way
Johnny sends.
What are you having?
I do, thank you.
We got a 15 party.
Oh my god. Oh my god!
Damn!
I don't even fucking...
What a chat!
That was a chat.
He's cleaned up and uh...
I don't need you.
Can we get a fucking good spawn for fuck's sake?
Like fuck me in my ass.
Are they doing minigames on me?
Bloody, I'm the Enos god.
You got a turd in your asshole?
Yeah, bro, like he's just I
Don't know. He's just trying to come out
Why is it a he didn't?
You didn't have to go there you did not have to go there
I mean shit, maybe you just used to you know
It's a it's a day it's a day them in my
What are we doing now going back?
I
I lost my fucking mind.
What?
How did you lose your mind?
It wasn't in my ass, only shit.
He's got, he's already got too much shit in his ass.
That's what I was thinking, bro.
Like I didn't want to be weird about it, but the shit in my ass,
the damn shit in my ass that was threatening me from putting that in my ass.
It's okay though, I can bring a torrentae with like a bunch of ammo.
I'm just gonna craft you one, bro.
Can we spawn near this fucking dickhead, please mother fucker
He's training too hard
Yeah, I'm gonna sit myself.
Yeah, bro, sometimes I'd be fucking shitin' too long, you know?
I didn't get the dog perk.
Fags, like Nate Hill? Bro, that's like...
I'm kinda dog pooping, bro.
I'm in and out.
Bro.
Like, bro, does be goin' in the toilet and it's be droppin' shits.
Yeah.
That damn fast.
No squatty body.
Them motherfuckers sit down and start takin'-
they start wrappin' the toilet paper on their hand.
Like what the fuck?
No, I ball it up bro. What?
No way you ball and speed run shit. Hell no, that's crazy. I am never eating your ass today
Have dookie stripes in your ass. Yeah, I'm telling you right fucking now
Yeah. Right. He probably he probably was back to front too. Yeah, it's more efficient.
Oh, there's less air there. It's all good. He'd be having a f**king dookie crumbs underneath
his tank.
Shit.
They kill the type of dude that sprays cologne on his asshole to make it smell better.
Only when he goes out now. Only when he goes out.
I'm not going outside.
My ass is clean bro, I do handstands in the shower.
I got you some frisbees here.
There's some titties on the ground for you buddy.
I'm putting them in my yansel.
What?
I'm going that way.
Thank you.
I mean, not a good spawn, but not a bad spawn.
I'll take you in a bad spawn.
Have you done the blue stock when they're running yet?
No. Oh yeah.
Yeah, it's broken.
Blue stock, blue comp, dude.
Don't even need the comp.
That's the best part.
Shit.
I just like to kill people fast. I run blue comp.
I'll just take my time with him.
Bleed him out.
Yeah.
Hold up.
But you're like you're wrapping around like a fucking 1950s character
I'm a day and then I hit up with one wipe afterwards. It's like a security wife
He wiped once but
Let it cross
Use that one plie that you can find it like McDonald's or some shit
No way you're going to dollar tree get the TP
Rocket him
We got a kill on him.
Nice.
Absolutely shit on him.
I hear another Diagra.
We gonna kill her in under 30 seconds or what?
For the clip, for the grand?
fuck it damn right
I'm ready what do you like
there you go let's go
let her leg move one more time then we go
okay ready
that's not close on the left side left side
I'm going to smoke hands.
I got to heal a little bit.
You're kidding me.
Got to smoke, yeah.
It can be for so much.
Thank you, big fella.
People on this already.
Oh, my god.
Oh, right on us.
Right on us, folks.
Like very close.
I thought I'm once.
Well, guys, that halves.
We're good, we're good.
Well, guys, in the rock behind us.
There's only one guy on you guys.
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm a shunt
They're holding this rock right here
but thousand teams coming up
I'm not a guy I'm not a guy
It's full team on hand
I'm getting first up from both teams
I'm trucking the game
I cracked them up
Come on the roof
Peel up
I see one guy swinging left
I got walled
It is two teams
Yeah
I thought it was just a super split team. I only saw one guy on you guys.
No. He got a smoke and saw three people.
Moving up on that.
I
Good hit good hit
I can bet you for where you're at I'm gonna first these fucking guys
It's still fucking hammy
It is a fucking hat see bro those little fish
They've raised up behind the rocks I think okay
Can I play a new or play here so there okay, I could see like
I
What the fuck I can't still right there. There's another team protein behind him
You need to come down and reach this on me
I'm trying them
Dead, but he's not being on you. I'd be snapping on you. I think we're good. I knocked them
Oh, no, no ground on my wall outside
I'm on the left.
He's smoking or something.
No, no, no, no.
On, on, on, on, on.
Not in the harvester, but right outside of it.
He's by my wall.
This side.
He's right outside here still.
Snapping, up top.
Up top queen.
Because I got a live.
I don't know.
I don't want to push him.
Why is that?
He's shitting.
Well, snap back up there.
There's a good angle up there now.
He's just slain from the right, but it's good angles on our side.
I just came in trees now, so yeah, I mean almost like we can snap up top and just
Crack them hard as fuck I'm likely aggressive on that
I need medium ammo. Bad. I have like six bullets.
These guys are just hardcore grief loot.
I'm not gonna kill my back here at Thursday.
I'm fully out of heals.
These guys have loot. These guys have loot. Suck one down before we get pushed again.
Those are great too.
Oh hi. Did you smoke them up?
I don't know how I think your bodies are over here. Oh, I throw them all over here. Yeah, there's smoke in this guy
I'm just gonna get back up
Look at the trees. I should check hatch too
This guy had nothing no no chargers
Yeah, I live bigs
the other guy maybe the third
yeah you go you want me to let him
he had some couple oh yeah he had some
and some mines which is nice
which is nice we can mine this shit now you know what I mean yeah I should just
throw some up
I'm gonna give you some chargers now
Um
Be whites or no
Yeah, I got two herbals. I'm jumping two more right here under this panel. I kind of glitched. I have five extra whites
Guys on the hatch
to hold their team over here
push out a renegade fucking beam these guys
good sniper butt teams now
great
and team enough
trees too
fuck bro
champion is alive
it's actually maximum right here
some bullshit double-thirsted fight I love that oh I have a renegade oh wait
there's nine durability it's enough
it's got a catalytic on it though I'm not making worse
it does I tested in firing today I think I'm gonna take it off I think
I think they can get behind this cliff, I think that's out of map.
start looting cores maybe you go and just fucking let him bring it back
inside. I can try. I don't think walls work out there.
That's really creepy. I heard him earlier.
They probably just can't been ready like that or something. I don't know.
They haven't peaked in a minute.
What was that?
He's got a gank in the back and he's shooting us up and that sucks dude.
Sucks to suck.
Let's believe I'm gonna fucking grief you.
And he's grief. GG man.
I
Just give her to me in the fucking back pussy. There's a full team pushing them now
Okay, I don't even know if I want to shoot them they're in the open, but
We let them get closer like let them get in the lake is fucking rain down on them
Rain down
These guys have like snap hooks and shit too by the way, it's going to our spawn in the
forest behind me so
what the fuck
these guys think they're fighting the players but they're I don't even think
they are well they are yeah it's a solo
I'm gonna let the solo kind of run try to agree from
Yeah, we might want to shoot these kids now though, but this solo like fucking knocks one or something
I've committed to the dude I
Got one knocked on this team. We should make plays on it
Not to not to on this team
We're gonna go, we're gonna go, we're gonna go right now.
Oh, they're gonna, they're gonna hatch out, bro.
These guys are huge. They all have vents.
I'm with you, bro.
Want us to the right. To the right of this note.
I guess you're on the, on the wall.
He's, he's gonna rush. Throw an agent, he got it.
Remember, I do have an agent.
He's running.
Yeah, I got a rez.
Two big two.
Yep.
You're gonna rez again?
Gonna need us.
We're gonna wrap left.
They might peek this hill.
I just rezed.
Okay.
Dead one.
I got on the truck.
Not left.
on the truck, last one
he made it nothing
i killed him, pushing here
oh no way he killed me
pushing close, close, close
shit on, shit on
oh my god bro
How many fucking people do we know of?
That full team got reset somehow.
Hey, how?
Oh my god, bro.
No way, I thought that full team got rinsed.
If we had hands, we're so chilling.
I
Know I was frying I was frying with the renegade so hard I had shot like fucking 18 of those kids, but they say all just got res
From both teams
There's a trio and a duo killed four
How much fucking damage is on my god
I'm fucking slam those guys that's insane there was already a team on you hammy like
we literally oh my god killed the nature I can fucking 30 seconds how's there already
team
I've been such a fucking late game if we were all up who would have actually had like 300 cage 350 cage
We've been fucking insane have the scenes or stream side into I don't know if you heard the voice
It's T4 we're doing the artist
And then the other guy was like how the fuck would you know that
Yeah, I know another kid goes how the fuck would you even know that I did hear that? Yeah?
Well, that's like you're a fucking loser basically. Yeah, he's like did have a fuck
Yeah, basically just call them a stream sniper indirectly
Fuck
Yeah, no more runnies either. Oh, yeah, I got the pen oil. I'm on got two more
Y'all on the renegade right the renegade
What a little kick there just yeah
It's real. We've been running on Stella. I ran the last few on Stella
We're in a lightweight blue comp on it lightweight stock
Shit's a nuke.
Made two shots of the head. Fast as fuck.
Bowling the install looks good though. Come on out.
Should we do some trials, Amy, or what?
Oh, bro, actually I'm down. Actually. Wait, let me look at my trials. Oh, oh, yeah, we need to do trials.
Are you zero?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need to get ranked up
We could do the last try to get right here
It's the last week. Is it like this is the last I
Think it's the last set
I don't know though
She rip a night raid on Stella and go shit a hundred ticks and kill a hundred people at the same time. Yeah
I'm down I kills and takes
You're trying to do it early.
I got ratted on by noors.
Okay, buddy.
Let it do kill six in peace, dude.
That's what I'm saying.
that do
me for me to my whole well
Let's get it done.
I'm a fun guy. I'm a fun guy. I'm a guy. I'm a fun guy. I'm a
banging right now, man. Oh, shit. I love the game.
Obviously, I love the game of basketball.
I don't know if my kinetic
converter went. Wait, I'm
I'm going to have one in my
ass. I did.
I might change my skin up too.
This one's a fuzzy onesie.
Wait, are you guys what rank are y'all on trials? Are y'all close to
Are y'all on daredevil?
Like you gotta get this jazzy and hold it?
Daredevil 2?
I might skip 2 ranks or something, cause I might be top 5.
We could bust him out in the next few hours, if you're down.
Yeah, please, please bro, please.
Well, it starts here. This one's probably one of the hardest ones.
Major is fuckin' easy.
We just need one of our screen friendly to bring a scanner.
Wait, we gotta kill the ones in the back.
Oh yeah, we're doing checks.
There's none in here.
Oh my god, Neil.
I need to miss me with that.
Oh, he's on your ass though.
Oh no, he's on my ass.
Bro, there isn't any.
He takes that spawn to medical, by the way.
Okay, okay.
So you're telling me when we want to exit the air, but we'll meet fighting on the
next branch.
We're looking for employees up here.
Alright, let's go, uh, go across, loading bag, I guess?
No, none of them.
No, none of them. Oh, actually I didn't check down there.
I saw it, but I didn't check.
They had to spawn down there, right?
It's got to just be like RNG, like,
these hats have like a 50% chance,
and we just roll wrong on all of them.
It could definitely be late, though.
OK.
I remember when I used to do trials,
like the rovers would take a little bit of time
to spawn in sometimes, too.
What does rotate back over there later?
Yeah, they might spawn in later.
That's the best fighters in the game. Yeah, I mean crack them
Crack them hardest
We did
another team at default door
I think someone's coming above us
You heard that?
Yeah, I heard that. I think I might have heard that.
Can we get all the fins?
We might get pinched here.
You got a fin here?
Yeah, that's him right there.
right on the head glitch
right on it
on me the turn side
look at that even again
nice nice
1, 2, 3
that's it I think
it's that dude it's just 2
never saw 3
oh these guys got ratting
in the extra
yeah other one dead right here
yeah I killed 2 of them
I didn't know if I killed this guy or not.
Oh, okay.
These guys were loaded by the way.
This guy has a fucking temper, son of a...
Hell, yeah.
Try to do some trials here, boys.
Oh my god, he's loaded it.
Oh my god!
You gotta go look at these guys back here as well.
Yeah, I'm for it.
Like, I had one trip, I tried to...
There's two bodies here, and they're still got far away.
I'm gonna go find them.
Okay, I'm back, help me boy now.
Look Trig's on this guy as well.
No way, you got a Renegade and Stella?
How'd it go?
Alright, back to our mission.
Alright, can we put the battery in the door?
I got it.
There's one body dead for you.
Oh yeah, this guy.
I
Got a load
I
Is my
Don't think it's just right now. Okay. It's a fireball
Think someone killed our takes they did. Yeah, it's a dead ticker here
another one on me this matter someone going through yep another one you have
three of them one more on me then I'm in I'm in the end one's happen shit on
Fuckin' shit in here.
Oh, yeah.
Taking a shoulder out.
Crowhouse.
Bucket Shredder.
Do I need to blow this up?
I got all these.
All right, let's go.
Back to medical.
Columns, we can check.
Yep, it's up to this point.
Check.
Columns for sure.
Right now.
Where's the other camera spot?
Hold on.
You're killing?
second player game a job down and fuck them yeah
I'm lagging
private
gonna finish on a guy
the other guys might be we should be pushing
push hand here we're healthy I'm we
behind you
I kill one
There's that guy or your other guy
Vellie for that's it my guy. I'm gonna go check for chicks in here
Is somebody doing trials, brother?
There's none in here.
Get back to medical.
Back to med.
Back to med.
Oh
And the juke's on me
I
Shot assembly work. Sure. It's in here, bro. Yeah
Let's take
got two
we got all that
how about me?
i'm with you i'm with you too
i'm not dead
yeah that dude triggered me didn't fuck i don't think it's a
i'm only out there
fuck out of there
still better
yeah you think yeah
i hope you can follow me
bro when i shot that guy he was like with one A3S there
i'm out of here
got two
i god we're a moment in
we're a moment in boys
Oh rich
Arrow floor cameras like a part of my fucking street, man. I got on plug that motherfucker
Gotta hit it with the old school console me. I'm like it. I'm loving it that motherfucker. Yeah, mm-hmm. Nintendo 64 dude
he's got it's fun and late
I was going to see what's on in this hallway
we checked you take the blue all right there was no fucking like another
this takes on me yeah I did it then nothing nothing I'm out we killed six
I guess you ball again
We should we just go down I fast her it was that bastard on us. Yeah, I think so
Oh, come on.
Oh, fuck!
What's that thing blow up on?
What's that spot?
There's a mate
We're doing trial man start shooting you get deep here brother. It's another deep behind. Hey, were you muting? Yeah
Yeah
Like I said, it's not this one.
Especially with your run through seed ball and there's just teams extracting there every
single time we go by.
There's teams setting up triple barricades.
Yep.
I
Yeah
The guy who peaked around a block the box
Just he like three tap me with a vented her like I is that I
Never died in such speed in my life
I killed my dude if I had a damn fucking push into his nose damn terrible
Yeah, I kind of fried two of them
Yeah, you did I killed one of them that you got weak
That would have been made. Yeah
Saga get back in there and get a bunch of shit
I'm going to bring extra stands for this normal I bring like five or so but we run it around
like a motherfucker.
Yeah, at least 10 on these takes.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Wait, how long do we have on night raid?
Do we got a lot of time still?
Got a lot of temps.
We got a lot to fuck in boys, we got a lot to fuck in in.
You
And
There's no the sea ball I'll go fuck the shoot coms real quick. I'll meet you there
Oh, Spawn's gone.
Well, I find it's the fucking T-Ball Road, is it?
There's Hell, it's like five.
I'm just gonna have crazy.
Yo, hey, I'm from T-Ball.
What'd you say brother?
E-Ball.
E-Ball.
That's not for shredders, they're crazy.
The sooner we can refresh this spawn to butter, you know?
This is where the most of them are.
The door's open.
I think they're always in that room.
It's gonna be a team business.
Go, go, go!
We gotta kill all the turrets, dude, to get the response.
turn means no tix in that room, maybe.
I got tix.
I got three.
Three in my room.
Two rooms out of turs spawned and didn't fucking spawn eight tix.
Let's get busy.
Close the doors, no one.
Oh, no.
We should definitely have jolts on this route.
No, I think about it.
I'll put jolts on.
For one in Seaball.
I
Right here
Trials maxing get the ticks
Yeah, dropping the spawn so we know when the six-year spawn is here.
I think that's it.
Medi-cow?
Nope. I found a lobby. The last one's a lobby.
Oh
Maybe people through the door
Oh
We're in
one on me got two on me over there one in the back it's weird
I'll check the lower just one weird
None here
Get back to see it I guess I'd like to come. Yes
Wait on me on me. Oh fuck. I'm dead
I
Never seen that shit actually work
I killed mine I killed my they must be listening to split
We're pushing native
Wait, let's slow
No, no
Another team though
We killed three.
Oh, me.
Oh, nice, nice.
He's in the stairs.
Oh, fuck again, then we're sealed.
Oh, I don't have any shields.
I just wasted almost.
Oh, me. I don't want to play.
Oh fuck.
Your skin probably shooting.
No.
No.
I'm dead to a shredder, bro.
No.
Two laps.
Come on, fucks.
I have no meds.
On the audio.
I killed one.
I killed one.
I'm going to try it, though.
One's dead.
One's dead.
Man, he's getting shredded or thirded.
Two games.
Two games.
I
Did one of these bodies
To no whites
Nice dog.
Oh, holy shit.
I can't put the player.
Play as my audio.
Silly again.
I don't remember that guy.
He's very forgettable, I guess.
I can aim by it with my left hand, I can aim by it, take a few hits.
Let's go kill these guys I guess what you a lot
Wait talk to you
Well, that's so annoying they got fucking name
It's living here team.
All right, though.
Yeah, these guys are the regulars.
Oh my god.
I don't know.
It's free.
It's totally free.
One more is needed.
He just left.
He just left.
Got one?
Oh, no.
I got him.
I got him.
Okay, kill them.
They're all dead.
They're all dead.
Okay.
I'm getting destroyed.
Fuck dude
I mean these guys gonna should be in goop hell right now. What are they gonna trigger your door?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm not sure how.
1v3 noise p?
haha nice jolt nice jolt blinded
I mean that jolt one couldn't hit that guy anymore I mean that's the same
I have never I mean I've never seen a team use that much util on a single player in the closet
but it's just me how many nades it's like at least five
I can't have a jolt like that, I got a jolt so I bugged now.
It's terrible.
Oh, this is an expensive noisemaker, that's all it is.
Yep.
It never worked.
I
She
Yeah, we got 20 minutes we just got a flip what's over and like hide I think
regular game i'll give a fuck but like trials you know yeah trials on streams is impossible
No, how tonight, right?
We're just doing regular stellar.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
The Chinese trials only did one. I've only got one of them done. This tick was impossible stream snipers
Is that an air purifier? Yeah, I don't think it's plugged in though.
No, Katsuni, Rycage, Manny, Wax, Big Chendo, Peyton, Decker, Vita, Mono's Award, 600K, Plastic,
Cana Rhyme, Kennedy, Mr. Panke, Combat, Surgeon, Crimpy, Farmajani, Sanky, Smoke Turtle, Never-Consent,
DJ Harris, young TV, slot, penny, derpy, smooth, they guess you're subbed, well, I'll
Yeah, we're gonna reach that
Fuck is pissed like a man. God damn. I never want to fight in that zip by room
Biggest battery with me is a souvenir.
Give me that fucking souvenir, motherfucker.
They all extracted, right? Yeah, we did.
You guys want us to extract, bro, then...
You know, or if you want us to die,
make sure that we get in a fresh raid, get stream snip.
Thank you for the gift and thank you for the two months.
Not happy. Hamlin's, Roggy, whiskey, murder, Grimstoner, Dixon, Trab, AC, Smitty, or Smitsy, Kyle,
Select, Export, Odd People, Mailbox, Jacob, Waldog the Five Gifted, Caleb the Five Gifted,
Retoxinate, JoNo, Flared, Legion, Thank You Lays for the Subs.
All right, this is surely the one right here. Fuck me in the ass
Mark
Okay, it's like fine. I'm gonna straighten up. Okay. Let's go straight. No. Oh, yeah, you're three first
Yeah, I'm gonna hit these reflect nice take reception out to
Just turn the ruck around there's just to yeah
A few fireball you're a ho
I
Shredder she takes on me
They love your hill and they love that first archie, but
I got the battery taking a little double hander for tix we're good
I
We are locked. I don't even know that door
How should we get there?
up through this time then arms on the way back
did they fix the glass yet?
yeah, fell up today
oh god
fuck
oh hell nah
No.
It's on the map.
I think it's in the basement.
They're camping.
They're camping at the top here.
Nobody's on the stand.
Nobody's on the stand.
Right, one.
Bro, like, why did my dick get so slow?
Like, what am I playing fucking for, babe?
and you can get behind this guy here on the raptors
you get shot by our
watch out for the bastard
okay, a bash is burning
he's on them, bash is on us
I killed the one
I killed one the guy you're weak
Mother kill this thing, bro
bro this bastard is actually a cocky lord on the run
what the fuck is that fucking guy
this guy ganked from somebody above
oh god
where are we at the bottom
we're coming from the bottom
well the right here is this fucking fireball
it's actually a fish
yeah close the door
No way they can hear that phone
They're above they're above I hear that's a different team I think the different team it's your team. What the fuck?
I'm probably dead getting shredder trucks in the shredder. How I cried one up there. I cried one up there
I need a refresh, no problem.
I'm looking to just go snap up.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure these guys are both just terrible.
Did the original team extract?
It's green right now.
That one was it?
Yo, we're dead if we do all of this.
Yeah, we are.
They pre-made it.
I'm not first the door. Oh my god.
Get another one.
I'm gonna go up now. I'm gonna go up.
Kill another one.
Get a D-Fit.
On the box. On the box.
Last one is on top of the box.
I killed two.
Oh
Come down come down
I'm going back up. I got no
I
Was a guy alive the fuck is that guy alive still four pumps
She's just done it or I mean, you know, I use the fucking Torah sometimes
I should have been on the window. I took too much damage killing the first guy. First time
the venerator he sort of died. I pumped him four times.
No, no, no, no, no, no. But you hit him five and I don't even know if he's dead-killing.
I don't even think he did. I think he's still alive.
Same.
Yeah, he probably just had a heavy shield. I mean, he had to. I mean, this is just
a lot of pellets. I mean, I know I'm like 10 meters away, but the Torah usually, I have
two pump people from that far away, full health.
We had a gear, but one minute to try to get
I'm going fast, I'm going fast, I'm going fast, I'm going fast, hold on, hold on.
Ten stairs, couple guns.
Okay, okay.
Another day, another check in.
Almost done, almost done boys.
Oh my god, I don't have a snap hook.
Oh my god.
You have three minutes.
Grab it.
Three minutes?
I thought he said one minute.
Oh shit.
Is it one minute or three minutes?
Three minutes.
Three minutes.
Three minutes.
Damn.
You guys didn't lock in though?
Ham's dead.
I know you did.
Yeah, I locked in bro.
I locked in.
I locked in.
I'm locked in!
I might need someone to bring me in a snap hook, bro. I hate to be the breaker of bad news
All right, did you lose yours?
Yeah, I'll give you a back like you know like I said this game. Yeah, I lost mom. You can keep it
You shot me right as I tried to snap on you, bro
All right, I'm ready
I'm sorry, I just wanted to show you what I'm doing here.
Tribute.
Holy shit, it's Fresh Raid, last Q in, this is best possible.
Let's kill everyone though.
Yeah, we just kill everyone.
I think we just kill everyone.
We win the game.
We're minding his seed vault first though.
It's where I'm headed, I'm gonna see this kid spawn over here.
I
Can our guys but let's not push that we know remember that push
Oh, you got that snap looker. Oh, yeah, I'm dropping it
I got the battery
I
Know six none I didn't spawn yet
The other places might be juicers or cuz
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I
Know what you guys you know you don't get a job before you know that dude, you know
Oh yeah that's my bag, my bagger.
At least we got him.
That's it.
Time.
Coming down the bed.
Oh I'm free!
Crack one.
I cracked two more. Crack two more.
Hello, yeah
Where I think they're all dead
We kill them all
Whatever
Snap behind it Bobby
Chase them.
Run.
Nothing. Go medical.
I'll kill this guy behind maybe.
We'll get him later, alright?
what the fuck was that there's a team on me I think
someone's here, someone's here, they're on me
yeah they're right above
one's right at the trekkers on them big time
out of crazy angle
I might, I might
I think they're duty one day one day one day
How many fucking shredders, bro
Take back blue
There's nothing in this bottom room.
Let's go.
This window is bugged.
These are dead here.
That's everything.
Uh, let's see. Yeah, let's go back to see him.
Here.
Fixing the bottle room? Really?
On night raid? Maybe. Nothing out of day raid.
I'll just kill everything fuck
Fuck!
Hey guys.
There we go.
Yeah, I didn't get any over here.
None.
And um, free total, free total here, right?
The tick trials and tribulations.
one hundred and six. Pretty much we got plenty of time. I hear one. I heard it say.
There it is!
Another one.
One more right here?
Some more?
I need to loot this guy for shotting.
I
Need to walk through that oh
on maybe lobby yeah three lobby kids I'm gonna be first on my door I guess
I'm on it, I'm on it!
Hold on!
He's on top, he's on top.
Okay, it's too dark, I can't see it.
Cracked him!
Of course it is!
Of course it is!
I'm gonna kill one on your door. Fuck I died. No no no.
It's a top. It's a top.
On the other side. You can definitely reset this.
Door date on this corner.
I don't have days.
I do.
Big crack on them.
Oh
the
only one
was a man of
the only one of the way he did not have to know that
all one of the
whole
of
Yeah, one guy killed me in the dark corner.
Oh, fuck, they have Triggs, they have Triggs and fucking Berlettas.
Where are we going?
Medical, maybe?
Palms, medical?
Medical, yeah, you know, Palms for quick.
I fucking worn it in a fireball no takes
I
Where you at tix?
Bottle.
Check.
There's any in here.
in here. I'll tell you something about butthole and uh, there ain't nothing here either.
No, nothing. I'll tell you something about butthole and, like, columns.
Yeah.
H-er and butthole.
What the fuck?
he didn't have a snap hook out of his ass
assembly where is it assembly
I
Just got bought for what?
Just got body blocked by a fucking arc
To what
I got fun down at the Snapplefire Stubborn.
Bring it a Hall Cracker bro, I'm over this shit, like what the fuck?
Yeah, I didn't realize my Ravens, they were fucking dead.
Dead ass bring it a Hall Cracker bro.
I mean this is ridiculous.
Oh boy, I'm gonna get him.
Man, what the fuck are you guys doing over there?
He's served my ass on a platter.
There's ticks all over, bro.
There's a hundred ticks in here
I
Got a seed ball there was like 10 in there a media man, maybe if you got some I got fucking none
I'm down just jerk jerk is there are
Yeah bro let's do it.
I call not being an arch-ice.
That's a good call.
I don't have any ammo for this shit bro.
If we do this task again, we definitely gotta bring a bazooka that hits my fucking head.
Dude.
What in the fuck is going on?
The same one that hit my grandma.
Ahhhh.
That's a good piece of my granny.
I'll do I'll do our catch our cast business
Oh my god, bro. I mean, this is absurd. How much archery is
I mean, dude, I'll look it up. It's not like you find it players down there. You just fight it fucking off
We'll check business
I'm not buying the lost
Yeah, might have one sliding around
fuck this thing go
fuck this thing go on apeshit
maybe back here
definitely heard this fight
oh my fucking god buddy
what the fuck
what
I
Mean boy just type it just type it. I'm dead. I'm actually gonna die
I
Get for tickpaws every amount of game anything
Where's this ass I think it's just dog meat for sure
Like Labrador
Golden Doodle
I'm going to be in the high school right now on the tree out.
are you in bed? Yeah, I'm a medical right now. Okay. Should I go back to the hospital?
archives I just cleared our cars I gotta go okay
keep on being chick coms I'm in comms
they should do another passing our guys maybe they respond against is there
takes like under zip on medical hmm I don't think so check back here make a
check business maybe
I'm clearing seed again.
7
8 spawner, that's good, that'll respawn in the 5 minute marker, so 530.
I can hear one here.
Where is this little guy?
Where is this little black guy?
I
of
the
slain
that the archives were business
I think I'm back to calm.
Three shredders in archives is insane.
Like three motherfucka?
another tick. Hit. Nice shots. Thank you.
Why is it no ticks? That's one of these batteries.
I don't know what I did.
And she's not.
Did I hurt respawned off the strider?
One tick.
Kevin, see you should be spawning like 10 seconds.
These things take fucking forever to respond, right?
Yeah, man.
How many points we got?
Oh, look.
Damn, 27k is crazy, holy.
Yeah.
That's a lot of it out of here so they just run
My solo was 26 so we're beating it
See boss the last extract which is nice and they you can hit it maybe sneak in another you know
Is anyone else hitting like a motherfucker on the server yeah
These business fucking takes you so long to spawn all the people saying four minutes
three minutes
I think medicals are going to respawn again or no, heavy.
I could have I literally only got like a one take there
Yeah
If you call it zero seconds in a medical am I gonna die oh no, maybe I'll give it some more time
I know where's that? Oh
My god
leave me alone
I gotta pop a stamp and a fucking pop, just out of the west of me
oh my god
oh hell no fucking fucking
no no team
somebody help
I'm close this to me get the ball
yeah again again I'll get it right now
get it? I'm fucking dying to Earth but yeah
I'm gonna be staying
yeah you just stay there I got him
I'm gonna be right now in the inside of that
I
Just died no way dude. I was 30 feet away from the fucking pop
Trying oh
Bro, I've never died for I've never died so far away from a pop before the thing was like 10 feet behind me. Oh
My god seven seconds five four three
Thank you at 30 seconds, I think we're cut
I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry if I fuck it run downhill. I'm going to
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. You guys have 20 seconds. We're fine.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm about to crash down.
Okay, okay.
Bro, that's last deep boom.
Oh my god.
Come on, my good.
Oh my god.
Over here.
What the fuck happened to you in there, bro?
You're shitting me out.
You're trolled.
Bro, you should have seen how I died to a tick.
I was mid-air, snap up like 10 fucking feet.
You know like do the 20 feet away from this cop that kills me crazy shit you've ever seen couldn't believe it
30,000 is good though, right? Yeah bumps me up
Sometimes you get 90k. Yeah, fucking right
Yeah, right. What is that guy smoking?
I don't know
You said if you just fucking cheat and fucking exploit and fucking hack
It's like the guys that were duping the this Nick scanners did I got like fucking 300,000 gay did come on did
I
Now what
We should get streams night by snitchcanners and we're good
What are we doing now does PVP
Oh wait, what's our next trial?
Wait, let me look.
We have probes, which we need EMS, let's see.
No, we don't have EMS.
Bunker.
I didn't bunker earlier.
That's a full activity.
You don't do that, Trios.
Electromagnetic storm on dam is crazy, part probes.
Is that up?
No.
We can't do any of them.
I smashed my best and now my camera's foot.
With his PVP, I guess.
She maybe on our server.
Yeah.
GGs.
Alright, Chad, some PVP and then maybe Charles later or something.
I
Yeah, eat me a lemon, lemon seed, fucking poppy, fucking oat bite, bobo, too far.
I need a lever. I need to kill a lever, too.
Really? Yeah.
People close.
Man, what do you mean, big fella?
Oh, I'm in poppy seed bobo.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna crack me a beer up here.
What?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, bro.
You're right, bro.
You're baiting.
No, I'm serious.
You got beer?
Yeah, I got beer.
You crack a beer.
I will not crack a beer.
I won't open this next one.
Why don't I open it like that?
It's not a cast.
Oh, there's nothing there.
I
What are these kids doing?
The guy was on the, he died, he died, he died.
Another team.
He fell.
He hurt me.
Third grade.
Third grade.
Third grade.
Yeah, third grade.
What the?
What the?
Do we thirst all these kids?
Yeah, team went down stairs.
I only got one.
I only got one.
The one that fell.
The one that fell.
I
Got the one on top
I got the one to Robert
Beeper
I don't know what's in there.
It's below us.
Do you know about the
detected?
If the rate is red, that means cheater lobby.
Only God.
I can't.
But to be fair, we're just shooting ticks. I don't know how are you lowest, but
I
Find the assembly you want to go
All flares
I shot two of them, they're in the road, check them out.
Who's that?
Me, me, me.
We need extra chargers.
I got, okay, 11.
And whites.
World War II with an anti-rain.
We've been at damn far.
Okay, we got whites.
A couple chargers.
An air.
I'm gonna breach this and place a trick wall and then...
Just bait out their nades maybe.
I'm about to bait him.
You get their buns out.
Okay, no trigger nades.
Is there one still in the close lock?
I could just trigger him.
There's one in the desk.
There's one desk on TSA, one on the wall.
He's behind the right side of that wall.
Oh yeah, he's pushing up to the wall now, from the desk.
He killed like a synth fuel or something there.
I'm going to hatch that one.
That's a great shot.
Cracked from pushing.
That's a great shot.
Trax, we're pushing.
Nice, January.
At least they're talking dead.
Over.
They have a Joel mine.
I killed them, God!
For what they did!
one
cracked one on the right
okay got me
one's on my wall
behind you, behind you, behind you
the other guys one shot
I killed the guy there
Hey, those here. Player life, player life, player life, player life.
Ah, he's too squawking all of a sudden.
Yo boys, do we get a res, man?
It's always two teams.
Those are fucking orange pants. The pulse mines.
Yeah, no point. I think I get by the guy there at 1 hp. I just got shot in the back
Fucking hell
Is there a point is it night rate no, yeah, no, it's not
You can't fucking tell you know what I'm saying like it's like it's awesome
We can't go to the rager and do roads, it's ass.
of
the
I mean, I could this call to TSA you think the alarms broken
Um, I don't think you go robotics did
They jump down
Don't worry, I'm gonna play my sweet escape by going safari for you
There's a wall
Yeah, you gotta go there's no fucking way that's
like who the fuck placed that damn wall bro
at least I get the pack that's my booty finger skill
ah baby now fuck out of the wk yeah
I tried to, like, come over there, Nate, because I thought it was the last guy, you
Oh no, talk to him talk to him
The motherfuckers just spawned in didn't they just spawned there I think they did
That is insane, that is insane spawn.
Hamas don't cry, it'll be alright buddy.
It'll be okay man.
Jesus, that was insane.
I'm not here.
Haha.
Jesus.
That was insane.
You see the butterfly effect there?
Like a wall being there and then I go and crawl into the left.
Fuck.
Enemy buddy.
Oh my god.
Assembly anyone?
Ugh.
I need to fucking extract.
I'm losing money.
Listen money
Oh shit like it's like close to range and then I get to kill some leafers as well
Bro, you don't have your bench leveled up
No, no, my bitch has leveled up, but I've been lacking on my expeditions.
Like, I just, I never reboot the items and I was just PVP-ing, you know?
Yeah.
Shit.
Like, it's like we got homework and you wait to do your homework.
Yeah, yeah.
Hot you boys.
Hot you.
Oh.
Man, man, man, wouldn't that be sweet?
Oh mother
Holy shit
I need to extract to make some fucking money, dude.
This is terrible.
This is the restaurant I bought on my shirt, yeah.
How many leaper pussiness do you need bud?
Fucking hell
Right nice
Yeah
It is fucking orange, but you get your gamma turned up
Like that just see a guy you just saw a guy
get him
come on
it's a leap or puke leap or puke is in the bathroom
leap or puke is in it
I mean this is red tower
it plows us pretty hot
I don't know if I'm a big fan of this orange crush
red
get there close on us Andy
Okay, I'm sapping up behind you guys are now I know where they're going
They're far okay, they're running away from us
It's almost cracked. It's still
Army I'm dead that guy just is so aware that's insane
Oh my god, good shit, mate.
All right, other guy fucking.
You're a fucking idiot.
Go around him, go around him, go around him, go around him.
I just want my damn gun out, man.
Fuck me, dude.
Ah, fuck her.
You reset it.
Right here.
He's so dead, he's so dead.
I
Let's hear me setting the building
They all do both of these teams
Though I took that shit off bro, it's getting targeted too much
Yeah, I got thirsted earlier last wearing this skin didn't believe it
That's the first time who's the first yeah, I clicked it and shit I can send to you
That's the white when you die, right? That's why it is like
It's terrible
I uh... let's see what's here
What the fuck is happening?
Where are we?
Where's the ground in this fucking building?
Yeah, where the fuck are these guys like actually hiding?
No, I'm... I'm...
I'm running all the way back to where you are
Who's the one above? I'm pushing him
Bro, that dude is fucking hell
What the fuck is that guy doing?
I
Okay
still lost in the middle of that new a straight bunch he's
that's an M foo bro
where's the other one though yeah this guy's the dude
i think at a tour i actually don't mind this skin i'm worried
it's fine that's not bad which i did on a scarf
take it for the uh you should use the
Fucking this trials one
Yeah, did I get another trials one for last trials?
We were pretty buns on the last trial. Yeah, but I was I was scared to have one or no, you know, they do much at all
off, but...
Oh my god.
When I like open up my inventory, my eyes get like shell shot.
That's just it.
I'm not explaining it, but...
And my game is too high.
What the...
Yeah, same.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, uh...
That guy.
They run away, huh?
He's looking? No, he's coming back. They want to fight.
He told his brothers to come.
He's on that car. He's on this car.
He's right there.
I do have smokes, right?
Crazy.
Oh, I get a headshot.
Oh, oh, shit, me too.
You just had shot me.
That's the best player in the game.
Oh, shit.
He just shot all three of us.
God damn.
Oh, I just got a headshot again by a guy on the right.
Oh, fuck, like underneath the bridge.
Wait, he just shot at shoot me through a fucking wall.
Really?
Oh, hell no.
Yeah, yeah, this guy underneath the bridge on the right.
I did not hit him, my body is all fat, I think you're not going to hit that.
They ran back a little bit.
I
Don't twice
They all over there where they jump underneath
These heads on me again, but I'm dead only hit this guy sucks his phone
I
Gotta run again. I mean it just gotta assume this guy's cheating. He's had shut us all like six times
I mean they're doing
I just helped him to hold it there's a crack in the bridge
I'm fine
What the fuck?
Someone here
It's like peeking on the bottom of the building here
Should we push up on the roof?
Fuck it
He's in the attic, right?
No, I don't know if he was.
He was like down in the crack.
Yeah.
He's shooting the bastion or whatever.
I think they're in this building on the roof.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Yeah, I've shot him up a little bit, but he's not.
Snap it up.
Where did he go?
The side?
I
Think go inside the building. I know
Which building yeah
You might have just dropped down. I didn't hear I'm making noise though.
There's some Jolt mines under me.
Placing Jolties down.
Full team, full team, zipping on me.
Thank you.
Yeah, I got shots coming out.
Take shots.
Alright, they're gone.
Oh shit, my gun reloaded. No!
We can kill one, we can kill one, we can kill one.
They're looking at you, they're looking at you.
I downed one. I'm the other team, I think.
Where's it the same team?
No, they are. It's just two teams.
I just showed like it's so fucking bad
Underneath us by the way right underneath us we heal up first though
They're in here down below though this floor is clear
I pumped him twice
You stress oh, I thought you guys are on guy. I'm raising the wrong guy. Yeah, don't mind on me. Um, does it?
That's good. I'm gonna
What in the fucking extract I need to lose these guys for shields I have no
skills got it honey this guy for shields to
look I just hurt my eyes
I'm hot, he's not dry, he's not got any
shit he's fucking winding me
Bro, opening up my inventory is horrible
I can legally blind me up, hold me, hold me back out.
That's a O.T. beat man.
Oh yeah.
You might be the greatest of all time, but you made such a play.
Three to four means of one interview.
Now, this guy do it, didn't he?
Yeah, I got him.
He's got three charges on him.
Here comes the other guy here.
He must have crawled out.
We got red.
All right, let's get that bash up for him.
Or labor.
Over here. Yeah, let's move his ass.
This guy have a kinetic burner? No.
I'll be fine. Make him not whine, Pete.
Oh, shit.
I'm out of paper.
Get blown!
and
I am not in
the one I got one
as
a one-post neighbor,
I
Want to start raining the hell out fucking guy that's a great place. He's wearing my skin throwing a trigger made at me up in terrible
Just amazes us
They're running
Oh
Holy shit, this could like be cheating just four tasks me instantly
Yeah, first nice
No, I was one
one
fuck
yep
i was on my way
fuck
i thought nade knocked one
i had a one shot
they started running away
completely out of my advantage
sprinting away into a corner
I
His profile is like that sauce, but he didn't only had his on it
That's sad I wish I had another wall so I could rotate to the right. I might this man's on his wall and rotate to the right
I
Might as fucking tree. I can't see him. I
Killed one so you guys it's a to be to I don't think there is
He's still behind his e-box
You might have beans on it.
I'm cracking them, I'm cracking them hard over here.
He's running. He's running, he's running.
Ah, you're looking at the guy.
You're looking at the guy.
Odd little
ducklings, these guys. That guy's down to your right, I think.
He's running, that guy's running now too.
Buggy-eyes ledge.
You can find this black box, he's running.
Yeah, he's running.
He could drop down right now.
Tracks, body, one shot, actually right here, don't need it, wait wait push this, push this, one shot.
Okay okay, I'm rotating to the left, I'm pushing but I'm like, on the left.
They're in that little room I think, yeah they're in the cubby room.
There's only one way in that, in that room.
They're in that room, that room.
One way, one way out, yeah.
Oh, it's just if they're just in here no way out. No way out. Yeah, there's no way out
Spider-man no way out
The rich love night days
To put a trap like cypher pk and killin it
Through this and hit my launch pad and hit this crap
Let's kill the buggy 13 year old, Brandy. Let him play for 30 minutes.
There it is.
There's like a little cheesepot in the right, like behind boxes, like tucked way in the right.
Like, you could like sit behind it.
Yeah, sounds like one of them is right there.
But they got a split angle, like going in there.
uh we got trigger names man i got a leeper pulse way i might use this
shit oh i'm my leeper pulse
let's get it from my angle to the right
let's chuck it in there and fucking wait
no no it's not even close
i died faster than a Toro double parry
was it sir nasty pants
I mean you gotta be so far this one kid this one kid's got a private profile game
band by the way
I'm just like hack and hide in a fucking corner building we're out of nades cool at least
I shit on one of them
I don't know I mean I got four I got four shot instantly
I was such kind cod timing hammers goes a third leap repulsion you just fucking get
show to stop. Well, I mean,
they're stream times. They've probably just heard, you know,
you know, no delay. I do not have a delay.
Good to see you again. Nice doing business.
I mean, it's not coincidence that you that he's like, I'm going to throw a super pulse in it.
And then 10 seconds later, they just ate. Yeah.
I mean, those guys weren't leaving that corner.
I mean, let's just maybe the whole fight was obvious, but I thought we were gonna win until he had hacks
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls
Boys I gotta go to dinner my girl
Yeah, bro, I gotta go all right
What are you gonna be back like you're gonna come back later?
Thank God that guy's fucking gone.
Holy shit.
Thank God that fucking guy's gone.
Oh my God.
I asked some people, I was like, what are you gonna come back later?
Hell no, don't come back.
But thank God that guy's gone.
He's fucking kidding me.
Like, come on now.
Bro, thought we were the same guy.
Like, yeah man, have a good day.
Have a good dinner.
Thank God you're gone.
Motherfucker.
Thanks fucking.
Yeah.
the fuck up thank fucking yeah
cheese the way you know the type of dude that watch our creator videos when I
did it stupid ass with a hair gel on his
a three-saber probably some hair gel
lady that may have a wife and everything
it's my fate even the wallpaper it's
some hair gel
like buddy give it up let me see you want to step I love the type of dude to
have a cosplays a screensaver you know he's got the mightiest as a
screensaver
Bro, Nate Hill, like, all it was a thought, he's the type of dude to have himself as his
crazy neighbor.
Like, seriously.
That shit is facts.
The Deer.
The Deer?
You know, I didn't fucking...
The Deer?
You know, I didn't realize that, uh, my 7TV, the Dewey mode is like a stretch
rather than you, and I thought it was Nick Merckx himself today.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, I thought that I thought I thought that was Nick Merce because your head is so fucking walk
Bro people be typing at your check all the time all the time I realized that it was me
I just realized
I mean a person got a big ass neck. I couldn't blame you for that, bro
Oh
Fuck me I say you a fucking link on
On your church didn't oh, you did yeah
Got it
Are you sure beer at bro?
Where's my what? Oh yeah, let me go get it. You wanna drink a beer?
I already already drank one.
Neck mercs?
I don't know what to do with it.
Hey, come here.
Here, Raider.
If you ain't got no money to take you, cheers!
Modelo
Modelo, but damn you're gonna get fucking Henry's same here does
My god, bro, I'm snap hook enough
Where's somebody snapping mother
I've been done.
Oh, you beat me.
Come on.
There.
Look, there.
There.
of
the
He's dead, he's dead.
He's on his, he's on his wood body, maybe he can feel the heart.
Hey, look at the doppelgangers.
They thought there was us.
He's not a kid, you're not.
You are not him.
Wait, they really thought they were us.
here. Come on, guys. It's like they're robbing a big
combination. You remember Rob Deerdy back in the day? Hell,
yeah. That's us, man. God. I'm big though. I'm big and I'm
yeah, bro. It's like the opposite, right? Like big black
and some big white and I'm
I
Oh
This is fuck we're actually gonna get pitched yeah, the second floor way way
My
Where the kids that because I snapped they're under us or yeah, yeah, they're underneath
The door isn't breached wait, there's a guy first one of you for fucking stairs right here
Wait, what the fuck it's three teams three teams
So the team that snapped is second and then I think there's another team if you do it
if you cross on the stairs you'll be the shooting guy in the pillar.
I got this out.
Oh shit, I rolled right into it.
He's on stairs right. He's stepping.
He's dead.
Oh
Oh my door, oh my door. Oh my door team. Yeah
I
Want by the pillar big NATO one. I mean this kid one day one day one day
He's running back today
We killed one once alive in here dead
I'm going to get up here.
Oh, I need these hermones.
What the fuck?
That was funny as shit.
We snapped hooked up and we didn't miss a shot.
I was like a snap hooked up and started nantilying.
Like what's the point?
Oh my God, what is Bro doing?
Yeah, I thought watching one team from street.
Somebody said, so far every team has had your skin.
That ass, sorry.
Seriously, seriously, though.
That guy on U2?
Or no?
What did you say?
Yeah, one on each.
One on your skin too!
Nooooo! Oh, he did!
The dude who's a judge?
Why are you doing that? I have some confidence.
What is making me so heavy right now?
Did I mow down though?
Maybe.
Stupid ass.
You should get a few of those, you might get shorter.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Woo!
God, beer is just the best invention ever.
Like, think about it.
The years ended wars, bro.
Literally.
Like, the two kings got together and they drunk some beer together, ate some turkey.
They caught it in the day.
In no way.
bags from serious and stuff for me me and you is gonna be the opposite of recent
beers get together and get fucked we get together and start a war
that's what we're gonna do
well we just sit on so many people that you know my big thing to do is like
I fucking love doing yeah, I did late at night. No can be crazy
Want to go assembly this just kind of dead
Yeah, when it's true something is real bad just plain lobbies it's not it I feel like
She's gonna play other parts in the map.
Two dead guys on me.
Okay.
We go up.
heard somebody just people in there is
they're in locker room or they're
upstairs
you just hear like you like 15 renders in
you'll hear their shield yeah that
shit is OP it's actually OP yeah
the graphics oh my view distance is on high now I'm trolling I thought I was on
bigger mouse it's nice to have it unlike cinematic because the trees aren't
fucking 2d but yeah you're like sniping into it it's nice I like to
riding below I didn't think they're upstairs
up below me riding below me I don't even know
right below me still
You got a shirt and he's literally behind his pillow.
I do.
I'm going to come.
Let me see.
I'm going to wall off our balcony.
Where is he at?
Below this pillar down here.
Oh, see him.
He's behind us
No, he wasn't there
Fuck this guy fucking magician
Is this guy a fuck
I
Fucking rain down trigger days awesome. They just run away. Yeah
Bro drinking a beer is the best feeling ever cuz I don't drink soda. I see him second floor away. No, I'm married not I
I
See when I see what it's doing. He's on the other pillar
He's got cracks
The other team shooting at me, bro, we're gonna get pinched there's another team
The other team is killed the one who ran back over here
Wait what the wait it's three things bro. It's three fucking teams. Yeah, we should be good
Team trench to
Okay, okay
Yeah, right below me there's a guy
They hit with that come to me come to me this guy's got the run if I pinch him
he's cracked he's cracked on his box
we've got him beautiful
he's got a finnium he's going to try to hatch
i can't see
is he crawling to hatch?
no he's not he's not he's crawling underneath the balcony
here. Make sure no one comes up our other side of the balcony. He just rezed underneath
me. Beautiful name. You might want to push on that. You might want to push on that.
another team there though yeah the team is still there put in here
we gotta go we got good life it's good night
ain't no way those guys just got off for free because these kids are sitting
above us in here like a full team we cracked the loam and like wanna
I'm gonna fucking do something.
Fucking losers.
That kid is dead.
Damn, I'm boosting them off.
I got you.
This guy's weak as shit.
This is so loud, bro.
He's dead.
You just shot in the back?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna shot in the back.
On our door.
What am I playing, man?
I mean, we're gonna share this nightmare out on the side.
Shredder came to thirst me.
Oh, the Shredder's thirsting me, dude.
I mean I was fucked miss two shots in that kid
I
Need another beer lock in
Yeah, that's it was fun. Hey, yeah, bro
I
Bro, how do we always end up in a fucking
Doesn't have a profile bro, I don't even know how do we always end up in a 2v4 I shit on this first kid
So bad
That's why they're not live and they are.
Because they know nobody walks in there fucking corny ass gameplay.
You know what I mean?
Jesus.
Welcome, welcome.
The dude who's carrying all the whole game truly.
We literally died to the kids that I had fucking...
I had one downed and the other guy was cracked
and I was about to push him and this guy's just shooting me in the fucking back to the window.
I should just ape them anyway.
When I looked at the window, like, I instantly got shot from the fucking back.
We might have been in a trio's game, low-key.
I think I might have been a solo.
You could have been a tree.
You might be on us something.
I mean, it's grass on walls and I'm ready.
We were fucking cooking too, bruh.
Actually going crazy.
Na na na na na na na.
Ugh.
I got me a fucking bruise key my boy.
Yeah, I'm beating for the prime.
Gosh, now they've been 13 months.
Can I think they get to know a tiger thing for the prime?
Spanning for the two months.
True thing for the prime.
When I drink beer because I can actually be a main thing.
Big drinks, you know prime.
All day for the prime.
I get too drunk too fast.
Look it.
Ugly boy thing for the prime.
Riding for the prime.
Denious thing for the prime.
Easter thing for the prime.
Volt thing for the, or Yolt thing for the prime.
Midnight thing for the prime.
That buried city map hurt my eyes, bro,
It's orange. I don't like that orange shit, bro
I just want to play a regular ass map with fucking regular weather. Why the fuck?
Shit is stupid
It should come out of the map that's like daytime all the time
I look you need fucking express modules
There's gonna be a team that spawns here though, they want to try and try to, the assembly is gonna be uncontested.
That's beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Aye!
Arrr!
Arr!
I'm going to go get a bit of stairs.
I'll be able to find some.
Don't you worry about me, baby girl.
I need those things when you recycle and you get processors or my expedition.
You already have one.
Is it this?
this? You know what I'm saying? Like it looked like you got a... let me see what it looks like.
Rotor ink cutter? It looked like you got like a processor on you. Like I do.
Yeah. The motherboard? Yeah, I think it's that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the motherboard.
I thought it was a little blue things but maybe not.
Yeah, they're the blue ones.
Is it not blue?
The thing you picked?
It is blue but I thought it was the other little blue thing.
Maybe it is.
Maybe it is. I would actually have to see it.
Someone said frequency module.
Is that it?
That sounds right.
I think so. It's like on page four.
I
Oh
Shit that damn camera
He's looking at us.
Wait, how did he not...
another one for good measure
bro what
I heard him fall out but I didn't see him bro wait I'm not tweaking right see
I heard the fucking guy take fall damage
but I didn't see him fall out
what
bro what the fuck just happened
I'm going out.
He's up here.
Try to mark, try to mark.
There's boys in the back.
one.
Everyone hard.
to the shoddy
Wait, there might be another team. I know there is there is they're just spamming trigger nades at me, bro
It's just a stream tonight, bro. It's obvious
I mean and this other team to the right like bro
I mean, these are the type of kids that just fucking immediately come and thirst us
I
Wait, do they have the same skills on his us bro brother D. I don't know. This is a he's got that's a coincidence. They went over here
Yeah, I've been strengthened by the skin all day in the blue
Okay
Oh
I'm going
He's getting me miss her shot
Oh my god
What the fucking weird champ was that shit
Oh by the way by the by the way the guys that double trigger need us the guy's name is the Bert peanut by the way
So you know he's fucking sniping
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking joking right now, dude buddy
That's what you think
What is happening?
Let's just again
I don't think I need a I'll keep it
fucking back out there take these guys fucking butts
I'm going to fucking take their back.
BAX!
And then blow it out!
Wait, why did you do the safer?
And then blow it out!
Oh!
See you fool.
Hey!
Hold on, big fella, you're gonna shit your pants making noise like that, dude.
I'm gonna fuck him!
I'm gonna take that, I'm gonna take that fucking back. I'm gonna fucking give him a rear naked butt fuck.
Get a body lock on them as well. Oh yeah.
Get a, but like you a little bit lower right? So you got, you got a body lock and like they
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit lower and right about their knees. Yeah, bro, a little
to be black lockin' em up, fuckin' butt reverse.
Now, who got who got the car?
So seriously, don't you think like everybody to do like 15 to do
for at least like a month or two, learn the basics?
Yeah, I was kidding.
Wait, we could just walk up on these guys today.
Serious.
This kid is fucking clueless
Hello, man
Guys take it from above above above above
Oh this guy's one shot behind
Oh
That's a beautiful trigger. Oh my god. That's a beautiful Toby
All right, P. I heard it. I heard a shield. I heard a shield. Okay. Okay. He'll up
No fucking Larry bird
I
Got the same hair
Wait, where's the first
He just said he just said he just actually
No, you did not let that guy hatch
It's in the stairs right here
He's on fire
Yeah, this guy's fucked. He's so scared. He's solo, he's solo.
I'm pushing balcony on him.
I'm in.
Maybe you didn't go balcony?
Fuck, you might have went.
Ass.
Did you rotate to the other building?
Or he's in the boxes?
Crack the guy.
This is the weakest shit.
Other building?
You pushing this guy?
Dead?
You got third party, you got third party.
Big trick on this team?
Dead on one? I need you?
He's in locker room. He's in locker room. You're gonna throw a swing right here.
Oh shit.
Do you think we're gonna hook it?
One block, child of shit, huh?
I
Box me like a fish but
She's
Damn, okay. They got some good loot on them. So they do
About the other team are they gonna house? I
Thirsty the one you killed down there, but I don't know where it see me
Okay, okay, I remember killing two from this game, baby
You killed this guy like trigger native them down here
I
Don't leave them you can do them I loaded the I didn't let my guy go away, you know, I mean
We just take this down a couple shawty's got another body right here
Oh my god extended big
Did I not hear a single fucking footstep or not a one footstep?
This hatch out to
The audience been really bad in this game by the way
Oh, I didn't hear anything.
Are you fucking kidding me?
He's got a fucking volcano with the fucking...
Why are you getting a Torah?
I don't even know.
I just got instantly karmaed.
Like I was talking about sippy and he knows,
and then his nose attacked me from behind.
Ha ha ha ha.
Da da.
Oh, shit.
I was putting a body in this fucking assilent shotgun and it started shooting me in my ass.
Oh man, bro.
I needed that so bad.
I'm fucking down bad too, but.
Dude, as long as you got one Vendor, bro.
In one Toro you're doing.
Yeah, the gun situation is what do you need the gun augments deals?
Yeah, it might be augment. Let me see. I might be able to craft some silver
Yeah, augments
Oh, I should have that first kid.
I was trying to.
I should have teeing them initially.
That's what I should have done.
attenuated initially. That's why I should have done.
So, dude, what did you what did you do in your six day hiatus?
I was spending time with my dog taking her out and shit like that
She I don't know if you ever been to Vegas, but it's a lot of girls out here. You can go to fucking amazing. Yeah out of town
Yeah. Yeah. Like I have a fucking huge shrill, literally like five minutes a mile. Fucking
amazing. So you're like you're like the north side of Vegas. Or is that doxing? There
Yeah, you need to hit rain mode up, buddy, that right, man.
Cheers, tea.
Yeah, I would see motherfuckers like dirt biking and shit.
You know what I mean?
squads yeah people just be shooting guns out here bro oh we got a hacker hacker
great bro just type it oh mother fucker man I ain't even going to lobby in this
raid I already know what's coming
Like motherfuckers are already shitting like you know it's it's on
cracked hard if I do some stupid shit across across across
yeah close on me I got dip
fucking guy crosses fucking me
I might just put a mind behind us. I'm gonna fight this but I want to
They're like eating a thing
He's on tip right now
Is this the third party? Oh yeah, I see him.
How weak is he? He's close to me, behind the box. He's on the box.
Oh my god. I just got torn from that part?
No, he's one HP, dude.
I mean, shit!
Bro!
Blight!
Throw behind the wall! That's it for...
Okay, buddy.
Cheater? I don't know.
Who knows.
I mean, cheaters do only use toros, but his profile is private.
Um, yeah, I don't know that kid might have been cheating because he only hit max pumps
on me.
Bro, I got pumped from like two doors down.
The cheaters these days, like a lot of the cheaters that I earned too was just from
Toro and those hit you with max max fucking pellets every shot fuck
I checked his profile he's private
I told you, it was a cheater ring.
I didn't have a survivor augmentee.
I'm going to go video only and it's hash out the fuck out of people.
You're above an outcast too.
Did a good song.
I'm just not a nice Spotify roll.
Make a little bit more like water, yeah I know I need to get some IPAs like a real man so
I can drink tree bark and pennies.
I
Use my hoax are mad that I'm drinking light beer dude like I don't like I don't like drinking fucking IPA
So it tastes like fucking ground up coins
Yeah, that's the best type of beer, what do you mean?
Oh, come on out.
You like drinkin' motor oil?
Nah, I ain't my shit.
Yeah, bro, IPAs, like heavy beers taste like pine needles.
Oh.
dead ass
That should taste like a like somebody took a porcupine and threw it in a blunder
Oh fuck
Some pine cones? Fuck yeah
I'm gonna be doing one but
I'm gonna be a real man you're gonna drink this IPA 20%
It should taste like leather.
I'm going up.
Moving on up.
I put a shark right there.
map get into dam and these motherfuckers are sitting control tower roof second floor rat is like
i'm like god damn it okay like fuck this map
i'm gonna just start looting then somebody'll show up
yeah thanks
I'm good now I'm selling
I need wires!
Oh, there's nobody shooting me in my ass, oh.
There's only wires right here.
Oh, fuck, what are you buying?
What the fuck were those shots?
Was it here?
I'm just gonna shot here.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, that's like lobby, that fucking degreed room?
Yeah, yeah, green stairs.
We've had some crazy fights in that area. Oh, yeah, I
Swear every time we end up fighting there. It's like eight fucking teams on this every
Oh
There's nobody's family
I mean oh
I'm trying to trailblaze.
How did?
Oh, we got a belt.
Oh my god.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Got down here
Dead both dead you ready to get magically third party from somewhere random
Bro, we're gonna kill this fucking thing. This is ridiculous
The Collins Horses, we're going to get the pins.
Yeah, no problem.
Were they at?
No, they're going this way.
Oh, Army, what the fuck?
No.
No.
Oh, shit, now them. They're both fucking cracked.
I
Got scared they're live thing
This shit sick me quick before we get fucking fourth-parted
Before party now they're going to hatch fuck
Bro, I'm just skipping these guys
They're going towards the other fucking gas
They're the blood out there blood out there blood out we're gonna we're good. Okay, okay
Well, these guys I'm scared yeah, I'm scared
paranoid
This guy's had an anvil
I
Said and no, I did shit myself though
Wait, have you burnt that all in the past?
Yeah
Okay, okay
Don't worry, I'll defend you
Thank you my phone they're coming they're coming to get out of the buddy get out of
the buddy catwalk catwalk I'm hiding nice skin by the way I'm going upstairs I'm
going upstairs I just got hit hard as fuck
It's not good bro, let's watch the balcony.
Oh my god, I just got triggered by that holy brim.
and
what is he saying
we're smoking the pushing pushing stairs
Alright, trailblaze.
I'm so watching this guy's have been been in days
They're just sitting in the dark like the cheese pop
of
Nice, you should.
Cracked him hard, I'm pushing.
Yeah, I'm pushing.
Oh my god, I couldn't even see this guy so darn good
Nice, nice
I
Watch out to get dirty here. I have no shield by the way
That guy's a private profile by the way, and he didn't miss a single fucking pump on me he's mad sauce
I could do we kill him because I was waking. Yeah, I
Don't know about that guy at all
So for real
I mean if you had anything other than a private profile, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt, but I think I was full of shit
Okay, okay.
One more body down the valley right here.
Oh my god, there's a lot of bodies.
Very little them didn't we did we another team in the team in the same same way same way
He's so weak. He's so weak. They're close on the right. Nice. Nice. I got ran. I think oh
He's still appear on cats
Hey, bro, gave up hella fast.
Hey, yo, I know bro, smash his desk.
It was like me earlier when I died to Ark and I thought I was losing my machine.
Dead ass.
I actually smashed my desk earlier, bro.
I thought it was over for me and it really hit me.
It was like, I got you, bro.
My boy now I'm fucking good surely I don't need
Surely they surely tampered my boy
I
I'm always a player.
I didn't even me bro my mic was
me to suck my penis. I got to take a piss and grab another beer.
I
And it was I feel like you're the type of guy to get tattooed like all the way up to your fucking neck
Yeah, I see I could see you with a full fucking like neck that you know
I know
Never should like to start
I should get a goat tattooed on my neck and then people call me the throat goop.
That's gonna be crazy.
This is what I mean, bro.
That would be a crazy tattoo to get just for a meme.
Best for a meme, bro.
Oh, oh, you see guys right here?
Yeah, yeah.
You guys might run into each other and we get a free third.
Look at them, look at them. They're clueless. Definitely a free kid.
Either way they're running confident to have a kid
Already
No, he's one on me. He's one on me. It's a new team, I think. Nice. I think there's
one more. I'm gonna crawl under the smoke. I think he just... Oh, fuck. Oh, I'm good.
I think he just hit the res on the smoke. Send it. I'll back you up. He just res.
I'm about to come up behind him, okay, see yeah
They just ran into a trophy out there
They're on you know they run down the seaball they rotated around they rotate around
Oh shit. Oh shit. They're crossed. Oh my god
They close it you love you love
one's here at these boxes might have pushed us up
they're in they're in locker room replacing jolma's they're scared bro
they look like kind of like shit we should maybe get these thirsts though
bro where do these guys go there's only like four people down over this doors
closed bro they went down here they're all here we are literally about to find
Yeah, I see him, I see him.
Got one.
There's an astronaut somewhere.
In a way, he crawled this far.
I'm going to do my six.
I don't know maybe that was it maybe that like I went the other way or something
Here he'll up you got shield or no
of
Let's get in front of me, get in front of me, right here, on this wall.
He's on that wall.
Oh my god, bro.
He can travel fucking right at us.
Got a run?
This kid just got fucking smoked.
Oh my god.
There's another team, another team back in business.
Back in business.
This team?
I'm gonna shot in the back.
Wait, there's another team.
There's two teams. Two teams.
That's one team. Oh, they did okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm one of those players.
The one in business.
Like, party, no light left all the way.
If I do this.
And then this.
All right, wall's off our left and jilted our back.
I'm out of shields now.
Here, I got you.
Five verbals.
That's fucking beautiful. Thank you.
What's your shield at?
50?
40, yeah, 49. We're good.
Fucking shit.
also you fucking shit is like very bad
what the fuck did I just see
I'm back in it
Holy!
What the hell?
I'm dead. She's first I guess.
How did she die so quick? Holy shit.
I just got a couple of Trigger Nades in the 20s.
Really?
Bro, what the heck?
I got quadruple.
By the same team or different team?
I think it was two different people.
Was it two teams?
I don't know.
Yeah, I got blown up like two Nades.
You literally died in me.
You were full health and then died instantly.
Yeah.
Bro.
God, these fucking trigger nades, bro.
I know, it's crazy.
When it was for short,
Holy shit.
I'm just going to rock an anvil, dude.
Always room for one more.
I'm tired of losing full kits to just shit players.
Fuckin' for the moment.
Yeah.
I want to feel something.
The handle is fucking dirty, bro.
It's good.
Could have run a bobcat, too.
I got a 40 bobcat, but...
By the way, did you hear that guy who left?
He was like, bye, T-Fu.
Okay, I don't know if you heard that. Yeah, no, I did I just I just I just blocking out me stood
Yeah
That kid was right the crazy bar is that kid was fucking right below me and I'm like there's no way you crawled this far
And it turned around there's right below me
Where are the odds?
That motherfucker sounded like he had three kids
Three kids and a dog named Daniel and he's three sniping dude
Yeah, bro
No, I thirsted a buddy. He might have known
Very fair. So I can't even I can't even roast him
I have to see their skin because I killed a lot of them do sue
Yeah, cuz you got him. You got like them all week for me and I just fucking shot him in the ass. Yeah, good guy, man.
It's kind of awkward third party because like I rolled up like right behind a dude and there's a dude right in front of that guy.
And like as soon as he killed the dude that we pinched, he was just already like shooting me.
So he wasn't
A dog named Daniel is crazy
Is my dog Daniel and my other dog paul and my other dog george
Mother dog philip
Your mother dog jeff
17 minutes. If you name your dog Jeff, you are just fucked up at that point. You know what I'm saying?
Like you can't, you can't, after what happened with Jeff Jeff, you can't be named Jeff.
My buddy used to have a dog, like a big lab, and his name was dude.
He's a cool ass dog.
Yo dude, come here dude.
I
I just sound like a fucking dick
This guy had an equalizer
You gotta kill this guy
I
Said you just rolled through the wall
You're hacking not see the big hole in the wall right there like that's actually a wall side
I
Go assembly see if anyone's there
My new crude real quick
Three crude
Three three digger
Oh
Is he happy now?
Oh they're above us. Yeah, on cat. On cat right now.
Alright.
15 minutes in these guys are placing door blockers on the doors.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
These motherfuckers setting up a picnic table like...
Yeah, what the fuck's going on?
Okay, buddy.
Okay!
Okay!
No!
The dude!
I shot him.
Oh, that's a good shot.
That's a great shot, Tay.
May not body block you.
Might eight second.
I'm dead. Hi, son
Blibing
I thought there was one third my bad
Turn a trick shot that kid
He's got to work about it. You miss a hundred percent of the
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
I'm gonna play passive there, obviously, because I have the advantage, but I'm born.
I'm just special.
Exactly.
What? I hope you're here to stack up.
You gotta go for the trick shot, my boy.
Did I not craft through walls? I'm confused.
What the fuck?
Ah.
Bad play. I mean this is just going to sit above us for fucking 30 minutes anyway.
I must not deal with it.
I mean I could pre-thrownate at me.
I mean I could pre-thrownate at me.
through an A to me. They are probably stream sniping.
There's no way you heard the barricade because as soon as they snapped, I just placed it.
It sounds like there's no way.
I think that two months, kick-starting for 18 months,
busy thing for 31 months.
I spoke amazing for the prime, jiggy thing for the tier one,
Caleb thing for the gifted,
Luminating for the four months.
Dye Gourd thing for the three months.
Banana thing for the three months.
Ducky thing for the prime.
Prefer beef or chicken?
Beef, dude.
Beef's came.
The anvil splitter is terrible.
It's fun to use, but it's just terrible.
I
I
Ready you are dude
Fucking ready, bro. I got a I got a little normal kid out little Vinnie Toro action. There we go
This kid's under us, I think
I think LP doesn't need it.
Here in a snapbook, I'm roasting him.
Please don't fucking kill me.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Negative! Negative!
Whoa! He did not say negative. I heard that. I heard that, bro.
I
What the hell did you say to me motherfucker?
I know you didn't say kiss my dead man.
You kiss my ass motherfucker.
Where the fuck are you at asshole?
Say it in my fucking face like a man.
You that ass.
Say it in my face like a fucking man if you were about that fucking life.
I didn't know you were like that are you bro
Yeah, I'm playing with Tee-Foo, man.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Motherfucker!
Save!
Hey, hey, hey!
How did it say you could rabot that golden retrieva
looking-ass motherfucker?
That's fair.
And my father has a say in it, brother.
I'm going to die.
You're going to die?
What you got on your back?
Hold on, what type of good do you got?
I don't got anything I can't talk about.
Let's ditch you, you a broke ass motherfucker.
Get your ass in that damn hatch, you broke ass motherfucker.
Get out of here motherfucker.
Hold on, what the hell ain't in the toro?
Oh hell no!
It's not toro in your motherfucker!
Motherfucker, I didn't know you had that.
You want it back with me, huh?
You gotta run away with that toro you in.
Listen, buddy, is that a toro for?
Like be honest with me, dude.
Is that a toro for?
Okay, listen, okay, okay.
I'll get you up a key drop in the door for real.
I'll see you.
I don't know if you'll leave.
You got a sense of it.
Okay, thank you.
You gotta understand.
I'll be getting this shit on call now.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, please.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
I'll look you in.
You look that way.
Yeah, I love you, man.
Oh, no!
Fucker!
Did you really just try to fucking do that?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god, I'm so glad he didn't oh my god
I
Am so happy
It was the other guy there the other two dudes
They're hiding me like shit, but my boy
Those guys were cool as shit though. That was funny
They were a vibe
Those the boys right there
Little hammy has no hair
I'm in love with you, you fucking U.S. bear.
What?
I swear to God, I'm gonna give you aftercare.
75 magic, I'm gonna put you in a snare.
Damn!
My God.
And tango you bust a nut everywhere.
I
That's what that dude is trying to do does bro. He's trying to pull out a stitcher in D claws
He tried to de-age bomb us if I got reverse shit on
What the fuck is that one HP trying to fucking de-age bomb us?
you're missing what robin be
uh
I see someone that
I hear somebody
I hear somebody
close look
what the fuck was that?
I heard somebody
oh you heard someone even closer?
I thought I saw someone like cat down there
I
Might be like right. Oh, yeah, you see him. You see him. Let's be
The window
I thought it was a player behind us.
He's got a gun!
Bro, starting to crash now as soon as he heard a snap, he said,
Dude, you guys really got a snap, he looks mad.
What does that fucking asshole mean?
Oh, me?
He's poor!
Fuck!
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Goddamn it, Billy.
instead of saying big penis I'll say pig penis yeah that's what people actually
said the n-word online on God who said that who said that I don't even know
what are the ex-qc cuz fire oh yeah the one where kaiser nanny they say you're
not unique or special yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're not unique or
special yeah yeah yeah he's like he's like yeah you see you see the club him
like watching it back he's like here watch let me put it in slow speed for
you and he puts it into like 2.5 speed and it just sounds worse
I mean we're not gonna do that
Should we go push lobby give T-Fu a shot
No, fuck it
Charizard does not unique or special
Did you say you niggas are special?
You guy and ex-QP are a funny combo, bro.
Holy shit.
Not unique or special, bro.
You're not.
You're not unique or special, bro.
Why do I get a live-in from Stranger Things?
Honest, everybody fucking is saying that, bro.
No way you'd have said I was ugly.
Take it back. Write fucking down.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh!
Don't care.
Yeah?
I'm here.
Hey, uh...
that bud didn't you just shoot us do whoa what the hell did you just say you did not say negative
I
Bro didn't say negative he said
What is going on in this fucking lobby, bro, I'm not taking this shit
That is just you know
What you get buddy, what you get nothing to get out of this raid
The first item on them is fucking binoculars dude, it's like bro
We'll have binoculars in this first damn slot
Oh, bro, come look at this guy, yeah, look at this guy, this guy's got something to show
him.
Yeah, some shit you might need, if you can get away, look at this guy, this guy's got
better shit.
He's kind of loaded don't even looted this guy
It's never in my life about
I
I don't even stream the lore
Yeah, that hamlet's tech
You ain't, you ain't disappearin' somebody, it's like friendly partner, it's like a fat dude comin' another dude, FAT SIEG!
I'm almost in!
Like I'm goin' now, dude!
Shit.
Like, uh...
You see how many subs he has?
I has, like, fuckin'...
See, he still, like, tops it in subs up here.
Yeah, at least that's what Twitter missed in.
Really?
Yeah.
I think I have seen one. Yeah.
There's another one. I feel like I might have seen it, but I'm not 100% sure. I'm at that.
I feel like I might have seen it, but I'm not 100% sure I'm at that like actually rewatch
Uh.
Bang or alert, J. Thank you for the prime.
My girl thing for the year
We could do trials right now, but that's kind of
You know
What do you say today. So, we
could do trials. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I need that immediately. I
You really want to be Charles?
Yeah, I'm actually down.
We need either parole or a waltz.
I don't think so.
Let me see.
I'm going to hide my screen real quick so I can look.
I'll keep it short.
What do you need?
See?
Anything else?
Oh, never mind.
Oh yeah, I need leapers soon.
Here.
You're the right soul.
the
way did we get in
the key right now for everyone is still a
It's still we get a hatch out no we're good
30 minutes left
Yeah
Yeah, I'm saying you want to reset for so many 30 minutes left say fuck it
40 minutes we're 10 minutes late
Fuck, we are so far.
What's that Loki even need to bring more ammo for this?
Oh, fuck!
God damn!
I don't want to want me either.
I'm out there just let this, aww, shit.
get free kill
this is a good reset cuz I didn't bring enough shit anyways
and
I'm weak he's on the second floor
Where?
He ran back here.
Run back where? He snapped it up.
He snapped fucking up.
He's one, he's one, he's one.
He snapped it to him.
Snapped it to him too.
I
Was this boy out you guys work he crawled up this air. Yeah, he's inside the building. I see it. I see it
Let's look around real quick and make sure
They were chilling
by the way he was like coffee in the handbill it up
I'm looking around bro there's a leap over here too I need that bro because I
threw my fucking leap reports at that one dude true I think we're good I'm
gonna just go loot these kids this guy was decent loot this guy look this guy
Yeah, I look like a...
I got actually a pi as the... this guy might just be poor.
Yeah, this guy was... ugh.
Ooh, Seeker Nates?
I'm gonna keep those for him.
Oh, I mean...
No, what the fuck?
Nice, I don't know where his boy is.
Just slide-rides, maybe?
Yeah.
I hear him he might be by this ladder, but I don't know if I was hearing this fucking
guy.
Oh no, I'm hearing the leap.
What's the other guy?
Did you steal it?
I'll cover you.
Okay.
I didn't look at this guy.
Oh, I did finish him.
was another body right here.
This guy was a sneaky little fucker, wasn't he?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, he's loaded, bro.
Really?
This guy might have been looting some of these bodies.
Oh, he was 100% looting people.
Like some of these guys would kill.
I think he looted them.
Like, this guy might be looting right here.
way he's not wait do you have guns bro cuz I'm lucky getting a lot right yeah
yeah let me come loot them fuck it okay okay here look this guy he has three
three blue uh headhills on him too I'll watch you call the extra I should be
fine that looks over me
Okay, we're just playing the wrong maps. Oh, we gotta carry up in queue actually too.
Sometimes there's Rocketeers that spawn here too.
Yeah, was this where Nate was doing the fucking snitch-scanners? Was it here? Is this the best spot?
Oh
I'm now we should leave
This is dead
W a
I'm listening to bone thugs and harmony first of the month
I might bring in a renegade just because that's it like definitely what you should
be like one of these bad boys is a kinetic converter on a renegade like
stupid for the fun. That might be
trolling. That might be trolling,
buddy. I need a lot of ammo, a lot of
ammo. One of those guys had a fucking
anvil spitter on their anvil too. Those
boys were fuckin' Jews, buddy.
I
Can't
I'm gonna go get a drink.
I'm gonna go get a drink.
I'm gonna go get a drink.
Grab a fresh beer, brother.
It's gonna be a long raid.
It's gonna be a long raid.
You something what I'm still drinking the same beer and I'm drunk
What's urgent for
I'm a one beer queer, bro. You gotta understand one beer for me is like 10 for you, bro
I'm gonna grab another one, okay
I'ma chill in the residence and I'ma grab another one, alright?
Alright, see?
Ohhhh! W-CHOOOOOOL!
Let's head home with the overlook air shaft.
You can call in a drop from a supply call station.
Just keep your gun ready when one comes down.
They tend to be like high to fly.
Over there.
I got another beer. I got another beer. Let's go boy.
Why did I walk away from my chair in the duty contest? Hey, he looked like a little top.
No, you're a man, but you're a man. Oh my god. There's a leaper right here, but
trip the trial to leave a leader lost on the way
you know
a lot of
I
Watch out for playing ours. I do. I like it's relaxing playing the game
This is how you like
Oh, yeah, let's just get to our spot
I
Come sometimes I can't crowd
You know I'm talking about like routes mid-air
We'll wait out for you that fucking bug
I'm a fat chug trying to get out the hell bro, god damn.
Chug you.
Bro, you should name yourself Chug you in one game.
I can change by damn fucking name because this shit is cooked.
Yeah, thanks.
Even if you change your name to Pelican 34, if you want to play team...
Is he a player, but whatever?
Where'd they've lost that?
I hit that bitch from here, I think.
Okay, she just snitches.
Over here.
One is one.
What the fuck is another team over here?
They're fucking me, holy shit.
Oh man, I said I'm wrong when I was chill, bro.
Oh, they're breaking our walls, bro!
I'm going to snipe from far, I'm going to snipe from far, I'm going to snipe from far,
bro, we might have to drop down at this time
you guys should dark, you guys should dark, I mean
at this point, y'all might as well just type the dude with the mustache
this kid below us, uh
yeah, they're right below us
oh, fuck
I
Only place this fucking wall bro
For the whole lobby you see this that's another wall that's a smoke
This is just just stream safe city again, it's getting done better
I'm here guys to drop down
I'm gonna snipe that bro
like bro this is unreal how many fucking stream snipers are in this lobby the whole server is
shooting us at least he killed the ones that were actually a threat
I need to loot this guy for shields he's a free kid no way I swear bro just fading
another damn lobby.
Push, push, push, push right now.
Watch the stairs.
I'm good, I'm good.
Get up if you can.
Got a little cheeky spot, bro.
He's coming up the stairs right now.
He's one, he's one upstairs.
He's before them in the back door.
He's coming up there.
I mean, bro, this is impossible. Nice dreams, my man.
I mean, bro, the whole server was shitting us.
We were getting shot from everyone.
Like, brother.
Bro, what the fuck?
This dude just, like, turned around on some crazy shit.
I'm just fucking recording this shit, bro.
Just...
I'm putting on my block list.
I mean we can even play the game bro like that was insane everybody in the entire server
was shittiness well so much for doing trials bro the string servers fucking ruined it
I mean, how many fucking people were shooting us?
Damn, bro, everybody, we literally had nowhere to go.
Literally, we had nowhere to go.
Bro, there was-
It's the one team we killed had no shoot!
It's ya.
Like, bro, are you fucking-
There's a fucking four-man team underneath us,
and then a fucking four other people sniping a-
Like, bro, what are we playing?
What?
Here we go again.
Let's pop open a modella.
Get like 15 stins.
He says, OK, OK.
Man.
That dude fucking snapped around.
Holy fuck.
Shame servers.
GG, man.
I mean, bro.
The whole server is shooting at us fucking weirdos
Like we're just over there trying to fucking shoot wasp and we're getting fucking
Pushed by eight man while getting shot by fucking eight other people
Oh, these shit
Yeah, that was I mean dude it I actually felt like we were playing battlefield 8 in that motherfucker like it was just ridiculous
We might as well have had three tanks shooting at us in artillery.
Fuck me.
Might as well.
Goddamn.
Why'd they go Venator, Venator, Rennie?
Go fuckin' for a van or for a run again.
I
Yeah, I'm just blocking my screen bro. It's I mean it's like me and Nate two nights ago
We're playing fucking duos. I like one in the morning, bro, and it was like the worst dreams I've ever seen
Yeah, that's bad
Yeah, I must
Like way worse than anything peanut experiences
Like that bad
Like cheaters teaming up on us. I'm not even kidding
like aim butters
stream snapping. They ain't even
talking either. They just like
silently killing you too. Yeah,
I don't know. It's been bad. It's
been worse than usual. I'm
coming in hella prepared like
I'm getting a lot of walls and
shit. Taking a little bit. I'm
bringing extra shields, extra
bands for us and shit. Uh I
one roll one roll one roll okay behind my screen real quick and I'm already yeah yeah yeah
Yeah!
That's why I got a fucking yellow act square in my shit, but we're good
Where where should we go for the probes
But this is the probes
There's a cat. Wait, are these them? These cats?
Nice for you to check, right?
That fast, the menu?
I'm this one getting inside the back of the tree.
Another for us. Oh my god, they're everywhere bro.
Is this these three?
Really? Oh my god, you're...
right
in the right
I was on
It's pretty weak though
It's good that dead dead dead
You kind of got God spawned now lookie
I've actually never seen that before bro we gave the ones that are like
yeah well in Electromagnetic form you get a lot of layers
a lot of these laying down where do you go usually for
roadside
here small yeah let's go
tell me bro like I did this shit before I started streaming you know
Yeah, we came back I was doing all my trials. I sort of shield. Is that you?
I got mine. I was scared someone was on the roof of control tower
the
the
the
the
the
Team the roof kind of sketch. Oh, they're doing they're doing the thing too
So watch over here my extract
It's weird they don't always do is right behind a leaper right here right here literally behind a leaper
Oh, yeah, they're running the learning
I'm gonna kill him
Right in front of me one
He's not a stamp
Smoke augment
He's also doing trials, I think.
Oh my god shit on
Oh
I'm rolling this
I'm calling to you looking around.
Oh shit, yeah, yeah.
He's looking for my body.
I'm calling to you though, you can stay there.
We're getting these kids are assed.
You're fucking them up?
Yeah, bad.
Well, I have one kid and literally one bullet.
That's how my song is like literally right here. Yeah
Wait, I see him he's still there. I just saw a dust ball out right on my thing right there
They're both there?
Yeah, yeah, his voice to the left and the other ones on my feet, directly on the left.
They just saw one.
I'm wrapping right aggressive on these guys.
Start shooting them, maybe.
They're running, bro.
Right now, I'm right now.
Oh, he's one, he's one.
I'm pushing him.
Got a one?
What the fuck?
I don't know, I'll kill him on the stairs over here.
He's just resting, he's just resting, problem.
You have to fucking play aggressive, or I'm getting fucked by art.
If you wouldn't believe.
I don't know where these kids are.
They went up?
I'm not sure.
in this door. I knocked him right here.
I
Saw
You love
I'm gonna
We go
Cracked and cracked and push them
You died in a fucking turret
No ammo.
Bums.
Oh, that is a dead-off fucking turret.
Oh god.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna get some fights.
We didn't even loot the other guys, right?
Yeah, we did it. They shot me while I was looting them.
I already had maybe one.
We still got time.
We can still hit a bunch of bugs and probes, still on the ground.
Shit!
I just, ah, I don't want to drop my bug shots.
I
Let's go there these pros
All right here I mean
I'm gonna come back, actually.
Probably didn't. So, I- like, when I was shooting over there, running away, I literally had a ping,
if that was the only way I could see what it got.
It was actually impossible, bro.
When you lit the lighting shit, what do you get for recycling it like what you bring into the lobby you get something
Like we recycle the lighting fucking shit
Deadlines, bro
Where are these fuckers
There's a lot in Red Lake too, where Red Lake has a lot of bugs.
They might run to you back over there.
Wait, where is the track?
Oh yeah, that's perfect, it's literally at Red Lake.
These bitches don't de-spawn, right?
Nah, they don't.
What the fuck?
I was seeing them on my map, too.
Yeah, if you like getting near them?
Yeah, Arc Carrier.
Pretty sorry I had the red light.
I don't know.
Yeah, I had to.
They would probably don't.
If you look at, like, Dome's side.
No.
Usually there's some, like, in the open in front of Dome, too.
Wait, this is hella unlucky. See, I'm telling you, the last time I tried, there were just
Everywhere in this fucking area.
Congratulations.
This is a great area.
Oh, I said I see one. Maybe you loo- Oh, you did it with this one.
I found one. I found two.
Nice. Huge.
That's fucking huge.
My PSS is like 70 right now, is your shirt bad?
Uh, I'm at 150, you know?
How much is better now, what the fuck?
I
Did a bit that view
If you give me buddy
I see the same art carriers, bro.
Uh...
Bro, like, every time I take a sip, people like, dude, it's shugging already.
Dude, baby, just let me drink my shit, dude.
I think it's one to see me obliterated John come oh, yeah
We're already at 10k, but goddamn where the fuck these things up
Yeah, it's bad. I've gotten my dirty cam this map.
Oh, I got one.
Okay.
Oh, there's another one over here.
It's two.
Okay.
I think I'm gonna zip up top because there's probably something like
just so damn hard to see yeah there is one up here nice I might have a wasp on me oh god
Oh
Oh my god
Bro, I can't be this enough.
My buddy, get a life, man.
Curiously, dude.
Uh, I'm in front of control tower,
reaching a fucking probe in the middle of the open.
Make eye contact.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
I'm about to get low.
Fucking hell, man.
Get blown from up
I'm the red legs. There's a couple over here. I mean
Okay, okay. There's still some like over here
Fuck it split up you fucking high risk high reward
If I still extract it, do you get it?
Bro, there's one right here to bomb a deer doing a fucking
I'm gonna I'm gonna snapbook on top of the troll
There's probably some up here too, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Motherfucka!
Oh my god, there's almost a zip line up here.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, it's a dead body up here.
Got fucking ten minutes. We did fucking finesse.
Got the high ground.
I'm just coming to Red Lake, man.
I'm not.
I'll be in bed soon, right then.
Okay, we're good.
We're good, we're good.
Hi.
The carriers are
Yeah
I
Thirsty my life being or something
I'm just gonna go hiding
oh my god I'm getting hooked
my shield's broke
bro i have so much arc on me
i feel it's broke it's just broke do you need shield or chargers
I got 5% of mines.
Oh, that's a fucking kill.
Oh, probes right here, bro.
Where'd you leave these, Henry?
Did we?
I'm sure we spawned.
Oh, yeah, we did.
Yeah, fun.
Wait, I think I see a probe landing on red light.
never mind. That's just the fucking wall so far. Low KK? We should check on top of this building.
They might be laying up here. I don't think it's moving though, but...
What's shooting down here? They're over here. Yeah, what the fuck?
I
Want to kill these guys bro. I don't have shield nest don't give a thought
The three two one over above
Okay, buddy
and
she's hit this extract to reset
Yeah, I'm down. These guys in this fucking building are gonna kill us.
They already left though. Those guys in this building.
Oh, they did, okay.
I mean, that's just orange. We got orange peeps with the brood.
Oh, we had to fight fucking a lot of people.
I
Just blew something up west
Mm-hmm
I'm going in.
Yep, yep.
What's our hand this fuck over here?
Oh shit.
Get blown!
Arrrrr!
WRAAR!
WRAAR!
WRAAR!
I
Look for smoking there's two nearby the what they spot in twos
What's that the muggers fun in twos or what?
I don't even know.
Damn, three explosive compounds for one lightning day?
Yeah, it's crazy.
Oh, fuck.
That is insane.
Damn.
Damn.
This is, this is, this is not like a fucking, this is not like a Minecraft villager.
Huh.
Okay, buddy.
Okay, buddy
You know somebody made a fucking
They made a minecraft mod where all the villagers sounds us and when you when you like hit them
It's my voice mode. It's like dude
Can't make this shit up like one of my friends randomly sent me in that it was like, bro
Is this your voice? Like what the fuck? Oh my god
Okay, bring some extra shields just in case
Yeah, bro
Yeah, I might be bring a real shoot
Walls extra hills extra shields to
15 butt shots fucking get it bruh
Let's fucking get it
I'm bringing like a like a green shield.
Somebody in my chat said, oh, Tifu,
Ham's got the same Modelo from five hours ago.
Oh, man.
What the hell says that?
I can't believe.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I got a new one right here.
Like, I literally got two Modelo's.
One of them is in there.
I just, now I got a brand new one that's cold.
And I'm hungover all day.
Just tired.
What do you gain from Charles?
Fuckin' some good shit, dude.
Get an outfit, dude.
Was it Catalina Legend?
Dude, that's what we need to get.
Oh, dude, yep.
and that shit is... yeah, fucked up
let's go
You take the scrapyard first there was three there last time
Then gonna red like then gonna dope
So where should we rotate to by scrapper first this is where we found him last time
Oh
Yes
It's a bit of a test of this fun in threes if you find one there's two more nearby
There's two
Yeah, maybe more of ears
They say just look for blocks
Speed run this shit. Oh, I see more smoke
Come on now.
I would do the text, Scala-Moses.
What do we got, a 30k or something in the 6th?
Yeah, 27.7k.
Apparently Bluegate is pretty good in the 6th as well.
Really?
Yeah, that's what someone at my dad looks like.
three of them way better luck than last fucking right only bro that shirt was fucking me
I
Can look for a little wrap brother smoke to
Oh
This lightning bro, this is gonna fuck me
What do we have on us now what kind of dude
I'm looking oh
Piled it by Ricky Bobby
I'm done. What the fuck bro? Come on bro, we're doing trials bro, what the fuck?
we're doing trials brother trials bro we are doing our pros
oh my god i like your outfit by the way that's the fucking
and you guys shit on us dude holy nice shots dude it's our gas in the month
we're doing uh we're doing pros
They're doing our crew
Snapping off
here in this problem here. W. Come on, bro. Oh my god. I was one shot, bro. I was one
shot on that third. Fuck me. Oh, you got a problem here, Red Lake. Oh, beautiful, bro.
Beautiful. Just gonna wait for those guys. Yeah, yeah, I agree, bro. I did beam the
fucking that I could know the first kid
W raise
I
Oh my god be so bad
Oh, yeah, they're still in grown-up. That's the problem
Oh, they're in their 40s, bro
Look at how to block I'm up on this 45
So remember you said that I said it was funny.
He is, bro.
He's got ups.
He is, bro.
He got ups, but he dumbed his rocks.
Oh my god, he has a dog, bro.
Samaranth, the dude who came up so close to Gus on Instagram,
but he was one of the suburban families in here.
Normal
We're already at 12,000 bro we had like 3,000 lots on this point
Yeah
We see my
We got a check like that area we snap book on patrol
Usually it's like three up there as well. It wasn't any last
There's some on me three on me bro, these shit
This has potential tea
I don't know what
What?
I don't know what
Like I need to leave that man alone
It's just like I don't know bro like I can just be cool whenever I'm cool
I feel like you just always there being nosy
You feel me? That's why he's always on my mind.
I turned him on Discord with this fucking lightning bro, I can barely hear you.
Oh fuck.
Oh, oh, I'm shooting them in the back.
I'm shooting this left wing.
I'm hammering him, I'm hammering him.
I'm dead, holy shit.
Oh.
You gotta stay alive.
I'm staying alive, I'm staying alive.
I have a beautiful position.
I
Shudder I will pass for what the fuck is this shit?
I'm a bunker
I wouldn't even res me right now
What is this thing, the aggro? I'll just crawl to you.
I don't even know how that thing even aggroed.
Hey, he was just warning bro. Something like this.
These damn rocketeers are just warning for us, friend.
It's actually weird as hell.
Did we get all those or no?
I don't think so. I didn't get one.
But they're fighting.
And they're the only dick-o-boat up there.
oh shit they're literally right here I know we can wrap love on them they're shooting players
at the team up top sitting on them though you're gonna kill this team to the left oh how
no fuck no way that's not real right dude that's insane
He's dead ass, bro.
He's still fucking serious.
He has one wing, he has one wing, the right one.
Like a rat in piloting this motherfucker.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Bro was drinking mojave.
The fuck did I just see?
Bro like are you fucking pity me right now?
Now I'm gonna side by player
Bro like this is a blast for me
I just wanted to say a few words.
There's more art prose down here on me.
Did you go back down? Yeah, we down.
I swear I saw smoke over here.
I think we miss like three pros we can always
That's why it's not smoke down here was I sure
We just missed out on sick guilt because the fucking dude was blinded in the airplane
This is over here too, okay, that's a oh, yeah, I see black smoke over here
Don't tell me one side was gigages and then this side is bad.
Oh no.
He's predicting my movements.
Oh smoke right here, who's this?
Oh my god, it's a career smoke right here.
He's got my snake as someone's out to our fucking left.
Oh nice
Should we go kill these guys real quick
Oh my god my reading is almost broken
bro what the fuck fuck it we're getting guns off these guys oh yeah i'm gonna have to get close range
hey just one of them just died like i wonder why my damn gun almost fucking broken dude
maybe because we had to kill fucking 18 floor flows with me
Oh
Army
You're dead
I mean
Oh, I double head son fucking hell bro. You got letting none of them
He's by this wall be careful native. Yeah
He's pushing you're ready you have to fight him right away wrapping left on us aggressively
I'm down get oh my god
Like
Yo, did you man? Yo, yo, yo chill. We're just doing trials. We're doing trials, please, please
No
How you doing?
What's up man?
What's up?
What's up bro?
I love you man.
I love you.
He's a daddy, I gotta have a couple of wraps.
Sheet.
Fuck me.
Oh my God, I almost fucking turned me like
I said I fucking rolled, bro.
He shot me in the side and I fucking just rolled.
Oh.
Damn.
that was tops in tragic moments
you came to me so I don't know if I can do a lightning game or Ross or I'm gonna
get a fucking headache
it's like holy fuck hey here it is that's it another day bro
too fucking loud that was a run too that's a shitty part I know
I mean at least we got that other rain we got like something
This shit was hurting my ears
Yeah, I'm gonna go kill some people yeah, bro. Let's go murder some people
Yeah, I'm out car three. I'm right to though. What rank are you three?
Okay. That's not bad actually.
We just got a whole we got a we just got to get a upgrade bro.
How many days we got till this trial?
All right, we just need to do trials and trios.
So yeah, it's way better. Yeah.
Oh, why is it raining? Fuck you.
Uh, no fucking way it's raining.
It's actually so troll.
It means we're in a sweaty lobby.
that rocket here just literally kept aggroing on me brother so
one
There's going to be big players down low campers.
hard as fuck
I
Beeper hear that yeah, I'm top right I think so
What wait how I'm going out
Yeah, I'm jumping off
You good? You could like jump up, like hit the ramp and go up a little bit. At a time.
I'm like smoking it into it. I almost want to go back down this side. Is that crazy?
It's not breaking, oh my, oh my god!
Just like that though, like all my hills.
I
You ready
right
Are you sort of sealed
I'm to the right
maybe another team there it is I hear him on the left too I hear him on the
left I think be careful to be careful I swear I heard somebody just rushed up
the stairs
wait they might be fighting
I think they're fighting.
Yeah, we clean this, we clean this.
Yeah, we clean this, we clean this.
Last guy's on me somewhere.
It's down low down low is it?
Dead
Look at the first three the first yeah, I'm going back up
Ain't no way
I think I hurt one fall
They're already crawling outside the fucking gate
Is he thirsty in here now?
That's a wonder I didn't thirsty
There's a one
One way one guy's dead on me. I
Swear I heard somebody fall
I have one on me. We're missing people. I'm missing one guy.
Because I think he fell out of this rat room right here.
He's hiding somewhere, man.
Yeah, he could be like...
Oh Batman, fuck you bro, mother bane you're shit for thirsting me pussy.
Batman, I knew you'd be here.
Dude, actually he's a fan but fucking kills us in cold blood when we turn into us.
One now Batman
I don't know where to fuck this guy
Oh, yeah, maybe he did that
Okay, the opposite side. Hmm. Yeah, I think he I think he like called on the other side of the game
This guy couldn't have gone this way
I
Oh
Whenever fucking
I know this little asshole is over here, bro.
There.
Yeah, it might be GD's, I should have heard somebody.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm like outside the gate.
I
Know how that feels yeah, I know how that feels
I'm sorry, bro. It happens to the best of us there. It is, bro. I'm sorry this had to happen to you, man.
Oh!
What'd he say? He's like, is that Hamlet's brother? He was like this to us.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been dying like great. Normally I would let you up, but I've been dying like crazy, bro. I mean, like, I'm like down. I hope you understand.
I'm like down. I hope you understand. Yeah, I really want to let you live though, bros. Where I do
I'm resting you bro. Will you just leave and never come back? Will you leave and never come back?
Okay, okay, go hatch out. Okay. Yeah, have a good one. Okay
this teammate had a fucking bobcat gold kinetic bunch of shit
you do what I say. So are you
above? No, we should go up.
The anybody down here.
Yeah, let's do it, bruh.
I thought I heard people
I'm going to be right up here though. Be careful.
Okay.
Are you fucking kidding me? I just let a dude live
just to get stuck in a fucking corner by a leg room
like are you fucking kidding me?
See you man.
I'm not gonna leave, fuck this bird, ain't nobody alive.
man I'm just like I play this dark ass telemap all fucking day long and I want to
a cute fucking blue gate to see some sunlight and the shit is fucking raining
unbelievable
yeah bro
the weather when it's raining sometimes nice this shit is like fucking Seattle
yeah bro
Rated right now one time I went there. He was raining. I'm gonna go watch the the soccer team play
The only time I'm ready to see I was with fucking myth
Wait, really? Yeah
What did you admit doing I really
Fucking know
We're like packs I think.
Just smoking and drinking?
Oh, yeah.
I don't remember where the fuck we're going.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this vibe is alive.
He liked me when my fuckers asked my age.
Shit, what do you say?
I say I'm 23.
What?
23.
It's true, buddy.
I just turned 23 last month, man.
Like, I'm going to help.
Yeah, right.
More like 33.
Okay, bro.
Alright, that's too far, man.
That's too damn far.
Alright, I'm gonna grab another beer. You better too.
Okay, bye-bye. You want me to try the rest of this one?
It's like 35% left.
Motherfucker, that's one sip!
What the fuck?
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just gonna go back to the game.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just gonna go back to the game.
Hey, buddy, you know, buddy, I'm just letting you know, I am drunk, which means that you
are about to see a new player that you never seen before.
I will not miss a shot.
I will not die.
I'm going to kill everybody, brother.
You're gonna say I'm seafood today, buddy, okay?
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna get another one.
Are you already grab them?
No, no, I was sucking it while you were going.
I told you.
Yeah, I'm just a big house.
You're gonna fucking run to your fridge.
Fuck you, everybody!
Here a client it's fucking lock-in
They're already popping off to northeast we're in harvester by the way
My chest is peanut water play
He nutty is he solo
We solo tell them to put me in hands you text to me oh my god
Should we extract
Let me see is he a game though
Wait there they're leaving I'm fucking going but they're not in here wait they're in their center here
This guy's one, this guy's one.
That guy honestly hit the craziest shot
I've ever seen.
Oh, Bob.
I'm dead too.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
Get inside.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, are you a Sheld two?
Welcome to Sheldtopia.com.
Nice to meet you, buddy.
Ha ha ha ha.
Fuck me in my little life.
Fucking shitter.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, I do I do look up I add up to the call I
Yeah, I don't know if he's down for that or the server. Yeah, I don't mind
Last time I was in the ten to tap man this core with them so we could go there too. Mmm
Does you want to invite us you that should do you know
We have a record of 16 and two to nine pounds we've been cooking.
Oh shit.
We're too insensitive.
My friends abandoned me.
Oh.
Nick Murch wanted to go take a cold shower and I think Hutch was missing his CPAP
machine or something.
Oh fuck.
Nick Murch.
Nick Murch.
Nick Murch.
Nick Murch.
Nick Murch.
Nick Murch.
Yeah
Yeah, not everyone could be six to like me and hams
Right, yeah, it's fucking yeah, there's my B6 five
Yeah, I'm really big man. I bet Nick would be right. Nick's on the level for you gentlemen.
You guys are some tall boys. I didn't know you guys were good like that.
He's a little guy.
One of these days.
Yeah, he has towers over Nick.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie to you. I believe you on that one, Tee-Foo, but Hamlin's...
I can hear it through the microphone. All right, I'm thinking...
five
two
five two
i can hear the microphone
okay buddy
i can hear it right through the microphone
okay we're going to have to fight for that buddy
are you like a kid of me
like
there ain't no fucking way you do that on pops
when on pops we're in the half past
still the beads how tall is mr hamlin's
five eleven
The the
And if I'm wearing tibia boots, I'm like six foot
Yeah
You boys been having a good night
Yeah, bro, let me drop the tax
We're off the tech. Oh fuck. We've been drinking we might need the tech
No, no, no, we're so down. We see like two guys a game
shit
And Asia Asia tech
They got like two billion fuckers
My sack is the fucking raccoon skin that I got out right now.
This shit's about to beam.
You like this skin?
What in the hell?
Oh, Mr. Teepoo.
Let the furries get on in solidarity for Mr. Coates.
Well, looking good, looking good.
Looking great, buddy.
Well, I feel faster.
We got this gentleman.
We got him.
Stinger beans.
Now you got to give us a ratter.
Give us a ratter.
Oh, yeah.
Ratter.
Ratter.
Ratter.
Ratter.
Ratter.
Ratter.
Ratter.
Ratter.
Preston Bates, that's positive.
Damn it, how's it feel to go with, you know, from like a guy that's overweight and a guy
that's got biceps on, that's diggling to two young handsome strong individuals on your team?
Yeeeees!
Feeling good, feeling good.
I've got high hopes for this raid.
Yes, bro.
This is how you spell this.
Yes, yes.
Hey, hey, man, don't think.
I'm going to see the speed shuttles.
Yes, yes.
Hey, hey, hey, man, don't think.
I'm gonna see the speed shuttles.
I'm gonna see the speed shuttles.
Oh, guys here, guys here.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Why is it placing a wall?
We're good?
I went down, T.
I'm dead. There's a guy literally on top of me.
Maybe if you can. Nice.
Hey, I mean you got this. Get your ass, bro. You got this.
Oh
One of them this fall maybe oh my god, there's just a man standing right there. It's another team. It's another team
I'm fun
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I offer you a proposition.
Is you remind me right now?
I will like not only you, but all of your teammates left.
What job I saw you live?
Maybe as part of the adventure.
You never know.
Suck it all the air out of the room
Yeah, he just sounded ugly he heard his voice
Holy shit that is crazy
What the fuck is that shit?
What would a group like me?
We're poor too, P.
Well as hilarious as that is, sir, we're gonna get the three of you to Blue Seal.
Yeah, that's probably the head of God.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
You did that.
Oh, I got no room.
Come on.
I'm gonna go boys. I'm gonna go. I'm turning the tech back on. You get to first cap there.
I can't hear you like.
T-Floor, I thought you lived in LA?
No.
Well, I did for a couple years.
You have 17 million space dollars.
I used to. I think I'm under that now.
Like, how on the what do you got now?
Oh, shit.
Hey, would you seen this 17 million?
I have six 16.
No, no, it's three websites.
And you tell me if you've ever heard of them.
And D.com monster.com LinkedIn.
I got LinkedIn.
We're out of figures.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Actually, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Actually, OK.
All right.
I got a I got a website.
I got three websites for you.
OK.
All right.
Wow, OMG.com Meatspin.com.
And Hamlin's.
You can't forget lemon party.
Yeah, but you about the same thing.
Those are great websites.
Hamletspin.com.
Okay.
Don't tell them about that, buddy.
That's it.
That's it.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
I like that one.
I remember one time my friend sent me a link and I went to
I was like, oh my God.
Is that so?
I'm not the type that didn't real quick.
Is it?
Meatsbiz.com.
Literally, Meatsbiz.com.
Bro, I got trained up to like 90 and I closed my laptop
and the porn music was still playing when the laptop was
on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a type of man.
I had a similar thing.
I got.
Wait, it's going.
Beastie out.
Oh no, it's not.
It's done better.
Holy shit.
I'm not a type of man.
I'm not a type of man.
I'm not a type of man.
Oh, it's spitting.
It's spitting my teeth.
Don't look it up.
Yeah, don't go to that one.
Check.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was.
That's amazing.
Oh, shit.
What did it look like, bro?
Could you give me like a break?
Yeah, give me some description.
Well, there was there was something
going inside of something and then another thing was spinning.
Oh,
sure.
That was a forbidden juice type of deal.
It's like me and Hamlin's and TwitchCon 2020.
Oh, I'm just thinking about it.
I
Can't
This man in probably an angel screen right now
Oh, fuck, I forgot, I want one, Steve.
You want one?
Do you want one more for protection?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one more, please, one more, please.
I feel so, so naked right now.
Wait, Pino, come back here. Now, you got a police shield, brother?
Oh, you're good thinking, good thinking.
Good thinking.
They let that bitch charge up.
Look at that.
Oh, you're just a lad.
They're here.
Bottle Florida
I thought they were there there must be Northeast
I
Yeah bodies out front I'd be down below they're down below. I just heard them right down here
further further oh wait they're ready and they ran up the stairs there is a
I see him, I see him! He's getting way up!
Nice!
Nice, nice!
Oh, minus!
He did that little Hoosie-doosie under the thingamabob!
He's right behind that air conditioner!
I got high on these things, well I might be able to get a free ping here.
Oh he ran back, he's getting ganked by ping.
There was one down below too, on the door.
I killed him, he's dead.
There was one down here too, I don't know where he went.
Oh shoot.
I
Another team a lot of love coming up coming up on me
Little toesies
I think they're freaky
Oh my god.
Oh, oh my god.
There's another tube, there's another tube!
Where is he then?
I'm gonna crawl in here and I'm gonna wall off the door.
Could you just close the door?
Thanks for your good shit.
Right here, right here.
Open it, open the door.
I
That's it
I think they're freaking in these little beats
oh yeah big dumb boy you're right yeah I think this first team we caught up here
was the ones who actually hatched it
right back up and go pretty good boys yeah
Oh
One oh, yeah, that's all for though
All right, I'm there for purple attach my god, I'm glad there's a free kid
there was a guy who died and like wrote down the fucking deal by the way really
He's five days. Yeah, you can do that fast.
Seven and a half.
But it's.
I see.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what the fuck?
I guess he got revived.
What the fuck?
Let's go down there and kill him.
Let's do it.
Oh
He's got the tech
What the fuck bro, do it.
I'm curious to do that bro.
I'm thinking about getting out.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Cheers.
Well, let's ride.
What do you guys have?
We're fueling up now.
This is a secret on the left side.
What do you guys have? We're fueling up now.
This is secret on the left side.
We're gonna take the rocks.
Fapping up.
The hell?
you know. Turn it one of your
guys's names. Yeah. Yeah.
My name's Darrell. Yeah, his
name's Darrell. Oh, my bad.
Oh, you were assuming that
a dude. Yeah, we thought you
were someone else. Well, that's
What do you mean?
We
Big fan peanut and turner.
Thank you. Good cheer.
They've been from the
heavens.
Heavens.
Let's open the hatch.
I'm telling you.
Okay.
I'm going to have a built one.
I can do that.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
No, guys.
I think we should revive him.
This guy is too nice.
Oh, and he.
He heard this.
Oh, he heard the stream.
You're fine.
I'm a big fan of you.
Here, get in, get in.
Get in, get in.
Even if you shotgun me, it's okay.
All right, I'm gonna shotgun you. Get in.
Get in, motherfucker.
Get in!
Get in!
Stop messing up the guys.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Alright, let's leave.
Top on, Invoice.
Excellent raid.
W-wra-jabby.
We did the right thing right there, Invoice.
That's a great combat.
Great combat.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
What about Steadamolt this raid?
That's the raid and butter.
We live there.
We do.
Just gonna use these door blockers. Why not bro?
One of those guys had three door blockers on them.
Damn.
Okay, good to go.
by the way boys I'm at 1.7 million space dollars how much are you impressed 1.7
million space dollars that's better than the last expedition you had isn't it
you were like barely got five mil or something
get a job. What's the hell are we doing? Listen to you. How much you got to like 15.9 million.
I
Gotta get a damn job, dude
You need to get a chair that don't got a brown stain on it
I'm gonna need your suit bro. Have a new chair tomorrow
And if you sell it, please let me have it so I can smell I'm gonna I'm gonna see I'm just gonna take the cushion off of it and email it to you
Oh my God!
There's the tech, huh?
Because it's the tech ain't on I'm going up there
here.
Is the tech order of big little buggers?
Well, we got cat but not super cat.
Hmm.
Well, let's go to the lobby then. Fuck it.
No, I'm down.
All the dudes gonna bang each other.
Fuck yeah.
Let's ride!
I'm always the heavy, strong, get a move on.
I'm not seeing nothing yet, boys.
I think we're clear up here, boys.
We might be able to take this high.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'm probably looking for real Koopa.
I
I'm serious, I'm serious.
Whoa.
Both teams, both teams, both teams.
Oh my god.
Oh no, no.
Let me try to close the door.
Oh, there's bodies in the way.
He's on it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
No.
Oh.
No.
No.
Another team.
It's another fucking team.
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I
Kind of killed that team by a one more talking in my bed. They have enough deep in I know it's a whole other
You know this is the last guy that other
There was one team and then another team and then another scene it's been another team
And then I don't see that I don't see that
I'm sure I'm short and bald I'm short and bald
Well, that was fun, well that was good, we could have clutched it, if Hams had defense
I think maybe
Well, I'm gonna bring eat it
Some reason I only broke one. I don't know I think I forgot
I was just thinking one of us should run out of deep fips in the most crucial moment
I blame it on the modelo
Oh my god, you make it up, dude, you're fine, bud.
You got this.
You're fine.
Fuck me, dude.
She's got to spell them on first.
I didn't get fucking thirsty by a damn stitcher for all my goddamn health.
been out of the ring.
I just put my game up real high on my capture card.
Oh, is it the same effect if you do it through the video control settings or no?
Yeah.
I've tried that. Mine doesn't look like that when I do that. It's all washed out.
I don't know.
Mine does exactly that.
It's literally exactly what we thought it was going to be. Okay, we're good. We're good.
Wait, is someone to your mic?
I don't know, I'm playing MyStreetEscape by fucking, uh, oh, fuck.
There's a guy there.
Re-shoot him up, re-shoot him up.
No, there's a C me all day.
Tell him about all the Fortnite and stuff.
See, sure, you know who invented the cranking 90.
What about the equivalent of Buttcrack?
He's looking for me.
In a Buttcrack, see?
Beautiful, beautiful.
Oh my god, you're so dead.
No, oh, thank you, Patriot
Friendlies
This guy spoke perfect English
That's kind of weird.
Give me the fuck out of there, Ray.
There we go, boy.
This shit looks absolutely horrible in the lobby.
I'm putting this back down.
I got a piece, I need some water.
So, it was your thing, time to get serious, that's when it was a warproud, little warproud,
let him off with a warren, let him off easy, so mercy, this time around, time to get
serious boys. Time to get serious.
I got him. I got three. Are you sure you don't want to fuck us? One more time.
feel free to sir feel free to I mean shit that's not like a good a good time to me
don't worry can you play my back brother my back
I don't know what you're doing.
I'll tell our peanuts nowadays,
bro. Are you able to leak it
higher? Like, is that like
some low Kiki stuff?
Yeah, people are looking at
like pretty here first.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit. PND and blue shield.
Oh
Potentially an intro
You guys are betting fucking predictions again you guys are addicted to gambling that's
Crazy.
Oh.
I had to take that fucking raccoons to get off because I was shooting the run again.
My damn head was in the scope.
oh shit
one cat everyone extracting
fuck
I
Wish this line
Tim Westwood TV
I
Go into the lobby boys where the real men go to die
Oh
Yeah, they might be they're on you. I think they're at that door. It's about you're gonna get
Go John! Go John!
Go on Jack!
What in the world?
He said we're friendly I think.
And then I shot him.
We're friendly.
We're starting to get a point now working as soon as he loses it. We're friendly, friendly.
That's how they do it. That's how they trick you.
I
All clean out here boys
Wow so quiet this is weird isn't it
I
Chris Angel from mind freakin
The dude who's 58 years old is still worse eyeliner. That's how you do it
That's new, by the way.
Assembly.
Yeah, who was that for you?
A clue?
Hey, who are these dead people?
Yeah, a clue, a clue.
Whatever they do.
There are.
It'll be to a hacksaw.
Oh, he's right here, boys.
He's right here in Elbow.
If they shoot him right here,
we could come up behind him again.
I
Guys weakest
All you just kill somebody in here
Oh double port of a boy. I feel a guy. Yeah, they're super poor. And God.
My God. And poor. Yeah, and poor. Good point.
good point, good point
well these guys got a little bit more meat on them boys
a little bit more meat on them
oh never mind it was just a bunch of useless junk
what, orange or red light stick blueprint?
score
Oh, I bring this one you guys use one. No, I think we're telling
Hey, would you got that yeah, what happened red light stick boop. Are you that cheap? Oh?
No, I'm good. I got that I got that
You need a osprey blooper
Don't get I'm good
I should wait
Well, I actually do need that I learned that last you do okay
Congratulations
I should go to the medical research place
Oh, they're shuttered right where we just killed those guys.
Right over here.
Oh, let's kill them!
I think the shutter is fucking shot.
Yeah, Mr. Squidward's missing.
I think he put him inside the medical meeting today.
I dropped stairs in here.
Oh, he's right here!
There's players in style.
Oh, yeah, come on, straight away.
Hey, that's great wave.
Yeah, come on.
Oh, shit.
Let's go up on B.
They're all serious.
He's coming.
We're dead.
We're dead.
He's serious.
Oh, shit.
He's on T.
He's on T right now.
That can't win a 1v3 with three of the best players ever live
You're shotty am I
I can't see shit maybe on the old monitor this one is it's impossible to see the dark
Come on, let's do it.
Quicker shots.
Follow me!
I
See you know what? Oh, yeah, I mean oh fuck we're coming. We're coming a backshot
Back to I'm a rapper on love you guys
They're running from the hills
Only one
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh
Wait, are we missing?
Hey, there's things people down here this popper is climbing wall. Yeah, I mean what the hell there's a sea ball
Oh my god
We're trying to get away boys
No
Oh
Oh no
Look at him, look at him, look at him so though
We're trying to beat Shiz
I thought he was up
I thought he was up too
I didn't know he was down
His teammate tried to shoot us
Oh boy, that was a torrentae too.
I'm just gonna do that.
Meekspin.com would defy you to think he made.
As we just, you're the homeless man, with literally no reason.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
I think he quit the game for the night.
I don't know. I don't know.
That one doesn't feel too good.
That one doesn't feel too good.
Tom is gonna get us that way.
Fuck.
Ah, damn.
Hmm.
Honestly that guy had a gunman. Fuck that guy.
Yeah! He was looking at me fucking!
I'm sorry.
What can I text today?
Are you boys ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Relax, keep me LG, LG.
This is for last game.
I need the all ready.
Me already it's two of them already one game one game. You've been like four games
You literally played one game. It was only one game
Are you kidding me?
We play like killing that guy hurts your soul, but I damn bro
You're gonna go cry about it tonight like at the end of stream P
I'm getting two burgers after the stream if you must know
All right, you might as well get three.
I'm getting two burgers and watching family eye.
Family eye?
OK.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, but like, you can just get just two burgers.
You got to get like a set of fries, too.
Yeah, yeah, two burgers, fries and large kong, of course.
Yeah.
Three spicy kitchens.
Oh, shit.
I
Need nothing open over here, bro. I gotta eat fucking dirt
I don't think my water burger is open.
It ain't open late where I'm at.
Oh, the water burger is open.
Wait, what the fuck?
That's 24?
Yeah, I do like getting it out, bro, and as far, I've been eating the shit since I was
the key.
I
Didn't order food I kind of want to know fucking fat
Can't even lie starving
I'm hungry as a hippo though. Fuck me. Yo, DCFO, thank you for the 10 gift it sells,
fireball fireball motherfuckers
god damn
what the fuck is playing with this dingaling
I'm trying to breach the damn door
oh my god oh my god oh my god
I getting inside close the damn door
door. There's people under us I think.
Good luck out there Haley.
I took him out. My dear fucking hands.
I think there's people under us.
I tried to buy his fucking neck.
Oh no.
Yeah, they're underneath us.
Oh my god, you're asses.
Underneath us on the first floor on the feet for
beautiful
hmm let's go
Let's go!
Who's the fucking...
Who's he doozy?
Who's the Hoosie doozy?
Round the watch for Collid.
The Hingle Dingle.
Oh
You went back inside
So the mines
Oh my god
He lost the snap book
Is he a shotgun ever?
Yeah, this guy lost a snap. Oh my god
Good work. Holy fuck
My god
Yes, I didn't know
I've got
Yeah.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, now, buddy.
If you're gonna shout at me again, I'm out.
Oh mother fucker.
Hard to shield.
Is there somebody?
Is the team here?
No, it'll be.
They're working.
Oh, you got it.
Right there.
Okay, they're right here.
He's on his wall, right on my feet.
On his boat!
I'm cracking him, I'm cracking him hard.
I'm going in!
Really widened?
Maybe it's on those clouds.
Oh well
We get a little something something nothing too crazy boy over here
Oh my god
I just got like Wombo combo.
He's on me.
Running.
He's trying to set him?
Nice.
Aw, fuck me.
He's getting up and getting up.
Yeah, I got him.
Good work!
What did he do?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
What the fuck are you fucking kidding me, Peter?
Live by the goop, die by the goop, Mr. Heavens.
It's not my fault you were not dedicated enough.
That was dedication, bro.
Fuck me.
Oh!
Oh
Get blown brother this land brother anyone these are gonna
We shot some lobby I think.
There's people here I think.
Hmm, it might be a lobby Metro maybe?
Oh my god, oh my god, it might be down a lobby Metro.
What's he going to be? Metro!
No!
No, it's not that one.
There's no down here, neither.
You sure you heard someone?
Yeah, I heard shells.
And that ball is accurate on somebody.
It'd be business
He's in the fucking
Wait, one more on me. That last guy had me. My pain
He's terrible. He's a bot. You said it. There's me
What I did
him thank you good day I see him I see him I'm on his ass right now oh he just
baited me he just baited me oh my god he baited me he baited me
oh my god good stuff oh my god thank you
I need to go over here, I need to go over here.
There's no more lanes, my boy!
Come on now!
No way, I hit him with the fake, I hit him with the fake.
I
Like nice you miss there's two bodies right here
Is that tech or something that you do the little clicking no, I'm just micro
Microdice and the fucking met miss
Mm-hmm
Whippets whippet thingy well that seems called the giant galaxy gas galaxy gas
Mm-hmm, I should'll thump you I got one on me right now
You do galaxy guys see
What'd you say?
He doesn't.
Oh, yeah.
What happened?
He said you're the type of guy to take a picture wearing skinny jeans,
fucking holding the big old money spread with a galaxy gas on one hand.
Oh!
In a gas station in a sitcom.
You can see the quarters in a pocket type of deal.
Oh, yeah.
That was good.
Oh, yeah
No way
It's still on my driver's license, believe it or not.
Yeah!
Oh.
From what?
From the driver's license?
16.
Yeah.
I think that's what the Shroud don't have.
Shroud.
I think they killed everyone in the narco assembly, I don't even know.
Maybe.
You take a little hand, dude.
Oh, I missed the jump.
Uh...
Wait, Pina, how long shit do you take?
Uh, depending on if I'm stupid or not.
If I'm not streaming, I'd be about 20 minutes, I'd like to show on takedown.
Okay, I'd be streaming, but because I'm a streamer, I've trained my rectal muscles to poop,
wipe, and get back in 90 seconds black.
Holy shit.
That's not something to be black.
Because I know you're gonna take another shit after the treatment, I know you're gonna
take every stream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, T and I, we also, you know, we like 30 to 40 minutes, it is.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
He said he's just in 20 seconds and he scrunches his toilet paper when he wipes it. Yeah.
That man has a sneaky ass. I'm a full type of boob.
I always do.
Yeah, you fold in you're a fool
What are you doing get out of here
I just finally let that dude out in the cage.
Yo, those boys, oh, yeah, boys, yeah!
Boys, boys!
Let them out, man.
Boys!
Boys, that's right!
I mean, who would look forward to a 6 to 8 inch round,
identical object going through the rectal muscles, right?
Oh!
That sounds great!
That's great dude!
Oh yeah!
I might be with you chief!
Shit.
I might be with you chief!
Yeah, it's the best part of the day!
Oh fuck!
Shit, this wasn't nearly half of the Twitch call in 2020!
Except for when it was 4.
It wasn't 6 to 8.
It's like in a little car.
I am getting wet that you are in possession of a bucket of sand.
Who?
Beepoo?
The guy doing tricks on it over there.
I see what you're doing.
Damn, Dad...
Oh, sh**.
Take it, take it.
Oh, sh**.
Take it, take it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, s**t.
Oh.
Oh, the train's gone.
Uh, boys.
Uh, well, I'll be there.
Yeah, I will be there.
Okay, boys?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes. Yeah. It is what it is. It's what it is. It is what it is. Oh. Oh. Corona virus.
I've got bro, guys!
Oh my god!
I
Do shabby boys that's an excellent algae that was fucking beautiful
Give me my reaction that one more
Good play on you boys. GG's. GG's. Godspeed, gentlemen.
Good play on you. Good play on you.
Yeah, nice plan with you, man.
Yeah, it is.
Have a good one, Peanut.
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.
Have a good one, boys. Have a good one.
Thanks for letting us know how much you enjoy the pooping
and stuff, and I really want to connect to you today.
Always feels good to get close to the friends.
All right, see you later, gang.
See you later, man. See you, bud.
Thank God. Thank God that fucking guy's out of here.
Holy shit fucking Brazilian servers and fucking bullshit like what the fuck
Like 90 seconds bro like what 90 fucking seconds is crazy dude
That motherfucker doesn't even shit, he just drops off!
Fags, bro!
Like, I know that shit didn't touch that end of the rim of your ass, bro!
It just fell out!
Seriously!
It's like an old net shot in basketball, basically!
Or it just grazes the net and goes through!
Oh my god!
It doesn't even move!
It's like a free of shit, dude!
Oh
God
Honestly I am too is cuz I haven't eaten fucking shit. I'm hungry as fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god
God damn, I'm not order food bro. Should we get a waffle house?
Imagine we were hammering out waffle house right now, bro
God if I was there I will we would actually pull up my mom
Dude, yeah, yeah, I got a fucking awesome way to get the hash brown bolt. That's what was fire. I
Was hammered to
I've never had that happen.
Bro, I'm drunk off of two and a half fucking beers.
I'm such a short fucking chug.
I do, bro.
I'm such a short fucking job.
I damn, bro.
I take five beers and I'm just hungry as fuck.
You want a burger too, huh?
Yeah.
Fuck me.
I'm gonna have to order fucking Wawa.
Damn, I never, you know what's crazy?
I've been to Wawa so many times and I never tried a Wawa.
Was it the same with our son?
They got it all, bro. They got everything.
Yeah, I've never tried it.
People said that shit is so good though.
Oh.
Wait, my chat is saying Genji needs one.
Yeah, said she was idle. Is she on?
I don't know. That's what it sounds like.
You know, we'll pick her up if she's on.
Oh, sorry, she's by herself, you know, she needs to.
Yeah, I know she meant.
We for sure got to get her.
Let's do it.
How long you trying to play for?
Didn't you get up all night?
Fuckers.
Pre-purchase?
What the fuck are we?
Like, we're gonna take us to the game battle.
When you're, when you're tired, I'm tired, bro.
Just let me know, dude.
If I get food in me, I'm gonna, I'm gonna fucking stream all year.
yeah bro like what you got what you want me to order you some food bro like
oh i just heard wawa bro i'm a fat chud okay
i love when you say chud bro i'm the fattest of chud bro fuck me dude
like you might as well call me fucking chudley chudley
I would take money to chug chug me cuz that is a clean fire name. Oh
Shit, this dude's gonna shot at right in front of us
One more right here
wait see you're like you're like little suss with is getting crazy like you
actually sound like a damn toddler right there they go yeah you actually
get that's just my real voice so it's easy yeah I didn't know if you wanted
to talk about another close holy shit
this guy's insane he's beaming me do the push and push me push me push me
bump on what the fuck oh I gotta vote one oh no I'm gonna sus the shit yeah he
he me bro yeah just take his profile who knows me I'm actually ripped by
and I was like really sauce but
Was it this guy or another guy?
All right, perfect he's cheating I mean who's the other renegade
Why his name is wow
Multiple game bands on regulation. He just by the way this renegade guy. I just watched him
You see me, right? Did he just two-tap somebody?
There's another team up here, and he's like, they were here. Yeah
I mean it's got multiple game bands on his steam account
People people people are saying Genji's extracting so
All right, I can I can host and I can
I have her added
Oh, hey, do you like feet like me?
I love feet too.
Do you like toe ring feet or like you like the feet?
Okay.
Okay.
Are you actually going to let me live?
Are you going to take my butt?
It's okay.
If you take my butt, it's okay.
I got a hurry though.
friend is waiting on me okay okay I'll tell him he said he's sorry okay okay
what was the hacker yeah he said he's sorry he didn't mean a back door you
where's your body at like right where I died
fucking kidding
I'm gonna get your shit and I'm literally just gonna leave it.
What am I gonna do?
Okay.
I don't think I have Gigi on discord.
I have her on Discord.
I'll invite her in here.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you extracting?
Yeah, I'm leaving. I got your shit. I'm out of here.
The hacker let you live?
Yeah, he did. He revived me and said it's hard for a backdoor in UT food.
He told me to tell you that.
reported
Well, whatever brother started got you started got bad multiple times as you know, what's for more, you know
Like think about it, right? Like not only did I get your kit back, but you're gonna get it in the mail too, bro
It's like a oh shit
You know we're duking. Oh my god do pink. We're fucking do pink
Yeah.
What up guys?
What up?
What up?
How are you?
We're great.
We're we're great. Yeah, we're I had to join on a different my other PC
I keep forgetting I had to reroute my all my audio stuff. Oh
Kind of confusing now
I might have to do the peanuts right and do a 90-second during breath. Like seriously
Oh my god
Yeah, I don't know if I can do it seriously.
I don't think I can.
How are your games?
Have you been live long?
Um, for three hours?
Yeah, three hours.
They've been fine.
I mean, I've lived every week except one that I actually killed myself in by accident,
so that was fine.
So and I forgot that I did not have a healing augments on because I was trying to put an
equalizer in my butt.
So yeah.
Damn.
That sucked.
That sucks.
That's tragic.
But it's all right because we're about to kill everybody in a fucking lobby.
You get a lot of loot.
Hell yeah.
Crazy.
Me and T4 are drinking.
We're drunk.
I
Little bit it's a little bit. It's a little bit. I mean hands like two beers and he's hammered
Probably be hammered with one because I don't drink
Everyone would have made fun of me they're like why you sipping the beer bro like if I take a gop, I'm gonna be drunk as hell
You normally drink or no
No, it's rare that I drink. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was surprised. I was like, I'm about to start drinking some beer. I'm like, what?
Yeah, you thought it was fake. It was like, you got beer? What?
He probably got the bad kind, too.
Yeah.
Like, the motherfuckers got one fucking bottle of Hennie on his desk from 1942.
I just wanted to be cool.
I literally had that thing since I was born, bro.
I've had that bottle for so long.
Yeah, once a year, take a sip and you blow it off before you fucking rip it.
You'll be here straighter, fuck the list, fuck the open, swash him out.
My god. I wish I had a hole in my chair, T.
I just take the empty beer bottles and I just shove them up there and tell them back out.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
This is new tag.
New tag.
New tag.
Oh, buddy.
There's hella people shooting at no.
Shoot me, Gar.
I don't really like it there, but it's a little ready.
Yeah, I'm a little ready. I can't see all the little kids in the bushes.
Yeah.
But I'm down, fuck it.
If you're down, I'm down, dude.
I'm down, bro. Fucking down.
See any flares yet?
Yeah, what the fuck are they shooting at?
They're like role-playing a fighter.
What does that have to do with this?
Wait, what was that, a plane ticket?
Did you see his back lean through the wall?
What the fuck is going on in the back?
You who saw that too, it wasn't just me?
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, yeah, it looked like
it was like red yellowish, right?
It was a fucking backpack through the wall.
What's that right here? Look at this.
It's his fucking backpack.
What was that?
Where's the third?
I heard it, dude.
Oh my god.
I don't even spring.
That works.
Ah.
There's another one.
Oh god.
There's a right, left, middle.
He's dead.
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Oh, is it what?
Oh wait, that guy on the right is crazy.
That guy on the right is crazy.
I was gonna say.
He's crazy. He's crazy.
I don't know, man.
Oh, behind! Behind!
Wait, what the fuck?
I killed him.
Hell!
Fucking shit on him!
Oh, he's crazy.
Okay
It's the last guy right
He's dead
Maybe
Yeah, he's so far out there that's a fault in
Those guys over here are the first guys we come that's all guys gone
Fucking I'm stuck
All right
Wait, where the guy that was right here good type there's some I did yeah, I don't know
You guys report yes, not great
Let's go to control tower, yeah, find the big goop.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, I can't wait for my food to get here.
What do you get?
Wallah, because I'm a fat shed.
I only have Wallah here.
I only have Water Burger and McDonald's open right now.
Oh, shit.
I'm not going to eat that. It's made from popcorn.
Okay, I might just be saying things but I think that's all a team down below
Hmm
Yeah, you did
bro that guy's name is
fake white then boy
bro what
fake white then boy
that other guy's name is
fat
fake white
fat like then boy bro
oh god you sound like hella
aggressive though
Yeah.
You did okay.
Come on, man.
Hey, Bob.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh
Holy shit, is that Chuckie?
Was that Shawn white Karen top
I
Couldn't even say with a straight face
you can hear him laughing you couldn't even say it you know you know his voice
in this corner like say it dude come on please I fucking knew that was gonna
happen every time they ask are you guys live it always happen yeah there's
Third still up there?
I don't know, I don't think so. Maybe.
There's third was talking.
I hear rockets here.
Gonna go over there.
Yeah, you're saying good game chat.
I heard you at the wall too.
I heard the rocketeer over here I thought.
They might be in this building maybe they ran inside I don't know, I have no idea.
I have no idea
I mean there aren't dead players right here
True
I don't know. I'm gonna fucking go on a dizz mo-word.
I'm gonna pull a Justin Char with a dizz mo-word.
I'm gonna pull Jesse out for real.
Oh my God.
This raid is cooked.
What is this?
Fuck the rain, too.
Which one? Which one?
I'm coming back.
Hello?
Should I shoot him?
Hello?
He has an extra helm
Hello?
Come on Dad, let's go for a walk
Great
What the fucking decent was that I'm safe for us
There's another team over the team. We get it back out
The whole of the team
I'm right one up here
Okay.
I got to drop down there.
There are APUG.
I think.
There are APUG.
Got one?
Got one!
Oh my god!
Good stuff!
There's another team to the north.
Yeah, another team north.
Oh my god, I just got made it, bro.
are you safe? I'm safe. I'm safe. Oh my god.
I
Was that
Is that you coach or were you the one saying
No
I could save you bro
Okay, you got the Vibra Arcade? No no like I want you to live you chud
Bro being a chud is already hard like I don't want you to die down
What is happening over here?
You gotta go though cuz I don't wanna like I don't want to like get back sad, but then like people get mad at you know what I'm saying
Okay, okay. Thank you brother. Thank you man. Wait wait wait you got hills bro. You got hills chud
Okay, okay, okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Oh my god. Thank you brother. Have
a good one, bro. Did he come come? Oh wait, it's a lot of dudes crawling over there.
I mean, they're all asking for revives.
Hey, dude crawling begging for a reviver.
Oh, God.
What the fuck is going on over there?
What is this?
I'm gonna need another song.
I don't know.
You don't know?
Finish him.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I can tell you something in Spanish.
Yes, this is better. So oh, yes
Hello, buddy, we got all fucking day here, dude
never mind
come on in Spanish
come on bro, I was excited to be here
Spanish
what you're saying, I can see you
copy working in Spanish
does that work?
ooh, yeah, yeah, that works, that works
okay
you're a professional
you're a Spanish
Cha-cha-cha
there is your
almost
happy
I appreciate that beautiful song you did. My God.
Jesus. I got to have a easy guy to want to leave now.
Yeah, man. You guys go together, you know. We'll go about our way. You guys go about your...
We're going to go separate ways. Yeah, we're going to go separate ways.
Alright, if you see somebody that they should, okay, that'll be our key word to keep them.
Alright. Okay, kill them. I do want to kill this guy with the tempest on his back, though.
Happy
Yeah, that's me
Are we going?
Oh, we're going to that one. We can go to this one. I don't know. They're all fucking far. Fuck me
I was about to I want to kill that guy
tell you
what the fuck just happened boys like seriously
that might have been the weirdest game I've ever been in
that was strange
I
I
the
the
the
one of the
probably pretty damn high we should have fucking followed him
dude i killed three of them up there and i just wanted to finish them off
oh why did i just i should have just done it
right when i killed them but i was too focused on killing the other people
i don't know
Yeah, now we got no loot. What the fuck?
Now we're poor.
Yeah, yeah, that's actually true.
No, I'm gonna get a Tarenta III.
Okay, I'm no longer gonna be soft. I'm killing everybody.
I'm so damn, I'm so damn. I am so damn.
And they rez him and they kill him again!
I was asleep deprived on stream one day and I think I yeah I rest like I like like 40
times in a row and just re-knocked him oh he was tweaking yeah nothing left he said yeah
some of his brain right gilded him for the next 30 minutes.
Yeah, I did.
It's bad.
What would King Vaughn do?
Welcome, that's gonna treat you.
Oh
Fucking tired holy shit
Yeah, I don't know how much longer you play for.
I'm just wondering if I can play for him.
Fucking tired.
Is this a newer Codex?
I don't even, never even heard this.
You
You
Oh, shit, we just got the tack on.
Yeah, you can smoke on the show if you want.
I'm trying to get them off I'm going to play some more he said he's down.
I'm drinking this dude.
free brand deals though, didn't you know what I mean?
Do I pecan OSRS? Yeah, I used to.
I was planning for like six months.
I got like blood torva, like a hundred.
You know, I got it.
I got a modelo, bro.
New modelo, right?
A hundred hard mode top, Casey, like, follow down this wins.
But that's about it.
My guess looks like fucking asmigles room.
Oh my God.
Oh, what?
Shit.
I ate some Panera bread.
It's just stuff all over my desk.
Oh my God.
You ate a bread bowl on your fucking keyboard.
Just fucking.
Oh, man, auction it off to your chat.
Shit.
What is that?
What?
Oh, I'm like put something up to the camera. What happened? What were you showing chat?
Oh, I was showing the three beer bottles that I drunk that they told me I didn't finish it.
I'm like, brother, look, I'm finished with the hell.
You know what? You didn't finish it, bro.
Yeah, I have a temper dude to my big yellow cell take shots and he just slings it over his shoulder and acts like he takes this
Is it?
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Are you fucking kidding me?
No!
Yo, say on God you've never done that.
Fuck, no you don't, man.
Fuckin' like it, buddy.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
10 when calling. You can call in a drop from the supply call station.
Just keep your gun at the ready when one comes down. They tend to be like honey to flies.
I
See a lot of this right it's just about to say
Holy
It's like I do it we still own
No, not the rocket
You're too behind us over here
I really I really want to go underground this early to be honest
They're fine into they're not like to roll up late just take loot
I think this one was in Village or Pilgrim.
Can we get out of damn right now that he's in raining?
I'm over it.
Wait!
Seriously though!
The whole day have we got one fucking game that we're running for?
We just can get pissed off dude!
Oh
My be a free a free little they are getting a razz bar. Oh, they didn't even get the
But it
Not even inside no they get running
Oh, fuck.
Oh, god.
Oh, Chudley's on me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Chudley.
Oh, oh, y'all taking a vow.
What's happening?
What?
I'm down.
Focus a right wing.
Right wing being focused.
You just want to shoot the body.
It's actually faster to shoot the body.
the body. Oh is it? Yeah I promise you. Or I'm, I mean. GG. GG buddy. GG. That's something
that child was saying though, I shoot the body. It's a lot faster to kill it. But everyone
has to focus the body. Wow, is it like stun it or something?
Probably sure, but I learned that in taxi and it really does work.
What's it got right here? I just saw him with, you got a snapper?
It might have been. What type of loser he is as does.
So I'm like over here
Extra's running them down
Oh, yeah. Are you a mother?
Yeah, so...
Are y'all like a...
Oh, he's gonna bleed out, but I...
I'll probably bleed out.
No, no, don't bleed out!
Bring me up and I can bring him up.
I probably will.
Oh, really?
Well, whatever works.
You all got, like, jobs and stuff?
Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, my God.
This is my first match of the night, man.
I don't care about it.
I don't got shit anyways, right?
Anyways, right, so like, come on, let's get up on here.
Yeah.
No, we're doing it for the, the switch scanners.
Okay.
All right, y'all have a good one.
Yeah, of course.
Have a good one.
Here, here, let me, let me give you a different, um.
Oh, thank you.
Here.
Thank you so much.
Can I have a stop, man?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, have a good one.
I hope y'all enjoy y'all the minute time y'all got before you got to go back
to work.
Oh
Gigi what the fuck in these lobbies you got us in oh my god
Oh my god
I need to go back to the lobby where I kill him with a fucker and he goes, you're fucking
dog shit kid.
So late, technically I never talked, we could go back and just kill them and then I finished
them off.
I'm not gonna lie, I know what's going on right now and I think I can say it but
Gigi doesn't have, uh, she's got her cross play off or whatever.
It's, uh...
Oh, shit! I forgot! I forgot!
So we're just, we're just in some, something else right now.
I'm sorry.
No, I, I was fine. I noticed that when he joined it, I was like,
fuck it, let's let her ride and see how it is.
We got great content, uh...
Okay, so I'm gonna be honest. Before I joined you guys,
I was doing, like, um, some friendly lobby runs.
But damn, what I thought I was going to do is turn my cross play off and then I'm good.
Oh my god.
Friendly lobby runs and solos.
Yeah.
I don't know if that affects my trio though, because I'm always killing my trio.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Does it transfer over?
Like, if you're in...
I think it does, because there was one day I played with Taxi and I was playing solos
and when I played with him, we literally got like boomer, mommy's buddy, like,
it was bad.
I might start turning my crossplay fucking off when I want to like loot and shit.
Oh my gosh, that's terrible.
But it's completely different lobbies, bro.
Like, if there's one console player, you can't like, you know what I mean?
So it's like, completely different lobbies.
I'm just not used to my true lobbies being like this.
This is insane.
I
Wondered peanut fucks that I said even come down here. I don't know
No, they didn't they didn't even open this thing
Okay, maybe we redo this my turn roughly on
Yeah, I don't know this is I shoot the rocket here in the body you guys ready go
body shot, body shot, hang on, hold on now, I'll put 20 grinigas shots into it, didn't
I don't think it's even slower.
I don't know if I didn't even shoot it, though.
the
Oh
You think that's our thing that's a couple
With you
Are you fucking gonna be there, so you telling me we could have got a dead blue Canadian guy
that hurt it was like a wolf skin right so now it's a different skin it is it
is a different skin this is a different team I see one guy all the way out
there should we just fuck I mean I mean I already know we're gonna kill this
soon and it's gonna be a dude named like Billy Bob 33 had a home day
he's revived me to do I kill him is that new like I don't even know
know what's up guys are going yo what's up boys hey we came over here we thought you
I need to help
I don't know
Dude we're in duo lobbies that's what it is. Oh my god because all three teams were duos, I think
I think it's because there's not enough people to like get you in a game quick when cross place turned like whatever
Oh, it's because of fucking demons
I don't know where you went.
Shit on!
Shit, shit, shit, shit! No one on fire, dude!
You're the guy right here.
Right here, dude.
Nice.
Well, I'm first in these fucking guys, that's for sure.
Oh my god, it's got a helmet on that spot.
these guys shot me first they're all done we're taking something back to
for on the exact labor to hit a mushroom zippin oh he's got trigger names
these guys oh my god you know whole cracker on them
Oh my god.
Is there a third?
Yeah, there's three.
I'm in the furthest body away.
I'll help you.
Oh, there it goes.
Nice.
What the fuck is a dude dead on the extra?
Is he looted?
Did you guys need to loot a body?
Yeah, I was poor. Yeah, I
Oh, yeah.
3D is a level one of Ben.
Level one fan.
Roman is why I've been using his pickaxe.
Fuck, you kidding me?
Yeah, it's crazy.
I'm gonna snap up and see if I see anybody.
Although I think it doesn't matter.
I think that's like the tricky thing about these bombs, is that everyones friendly and
and then you got that one team that gets you Slybden
they kill people to fuck those in mothhuggers
alright I'm gonna grab my food in the middle of the extract though I think
He didn't fall in.
Yeah, it pushed him over.
Do I push him?
I don't know.
Sounds like he's dead.
God damn, motherfuckers of fat chud.
Holy hell.
Wait, is he moving?
I feel like he is a little bit.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Did it just close?
Did it just close?
Wait!
God damn it!
He literally had to wait two seconds.
That's funny.
I
Wait, what happened to that?
Bro, you didn't go down. You didn't go down. We were trying to push you and then it closed early
It was like on a two-second timer
Yeah, I didn't get my food
I
I
Watched that whole thing happen on crazy. Oh
I
Wait, I got a whole crack over them. Oh never mind the aggro
Kind of forgot I had a whole crack on me from that guy
I
Don't keep those almost at the hatch
So you buddy at walla look at
Get off of me
He was so committed, bruh.
Wa wa!
Oh, man.
Lean with it.
Come on Thrake.
I don't know if we have to uh
redo the lobby. Oh, no. Okay.
I don't know if we have to uh
redo the lobby. Oh, no. Okay.
I'm going to go upstairs.
Did you take your time?
I gotta go downstairs real quick and get some stuff.
Okay.
Right back.
Take your time gearing up and stuff.
Oh
Fucking hungry
I
I needed this
Yo DCM of them a 20 bomber gifted dude. Thank you, bro
Thank you, man
I
Wait, I'm
Almost a hamster taking a shit
Let me see
Ah! I think he is.
It's not raining.
Mmm. That's good.
There's people on the hill.
Hmm.
Dude, when is he coming back?
I'm gonna go kill him.
He does not take like sure shits either like it's going to be like 20 minutes.
Yeah he's saying he can't, right?
He's missing all the action!
I don't know what you had to do but you just push it out faster next time, okay?
I did it. I did it. I did it. I pushed it out.
We got it. Go.
There's fighting.
Is she pushing up out for your
are you here to go take a shit, too?
Oh, my gosh, please.
Oh, he might be eating, actually.
Yeah, I'm eating on the toilet.
Walk me.
There's three people inside.
No, they're not reinforce, right?
Yeah, they're inside.
Oh, why it took the long way?
Well, there's a gauze in there.
I think they're down there.
What?
where are you where are you
this guy is full running right now
Oh
Did you finish off the other guy over here
No
I
There is
Did you do it in the other guy? No, I couldn't find him. I heard him die. He's probably in a bush somewhere
Wait, what's guys?
Almost crying the machine one. Oh, what were you doing? Yeah, hold our team get inside
I'm jumping down
That's what we're coming in between two teams here
We made it out of worse
Well, I got down there
Okay, let's have this building right here, I mean.
Dude, he's dead.
He's dead.
Nice.
One of the guys on the hill.
Yeah, I'm finishing him.
He's dead.
Oh, my window.
My window.
Serious.
What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah.
He climbed in.
He's...
He's, oh he's on shot, oh I took it completely, he's on the stairs, I took one of them, okay
I think it was the other guy, oh that's a big Trigonade, holy fuck, wait someone just died
I'm thirsty for teammate up here, what you guys do?
another trick or two years.
Yeah, someone just died though.
It's like in the wall glitch.
Fuck me.
I'm not supposed to glitch, but that's it one time to blow up immediately.
I mean there was definitely someone else that just died that was not from us
There's a guy right here. I'm just real
Maybe that first scene that we were shooting at before we got shot in the back
Oh this guy's fucked
Good
All right, oh
That dude is literally a part of
I
Know what?
There's no way they looted their buddy over here that I okay. Oh
Oh, there's no team on hill another team on a hill
Where that I think they're kind of close to the extract
kind of need this guy's loot oh he's free kid though
we're just blowing stuff up here
okay then I don't know where they live
I know yeah yeah yeah I just saw them
there's one right there too
Oh
I think he's writing up here. I don't know I'm just gonna snap up
They're running maybe reinforce no army
Oh shit.
Nice.
Wait, did he say teamers?
Oh, are we in a duel?
Fucking guys are teaming.
No, you're teaming up for this.
That sucks, yeah.
You guys aren't treating it.
That's no fucking day aside.
Big day.
I'm sorry, man.
I
Need some blue here
There's gonna go look for him the unit for looted him
That
Go find that mother fucker. I'm gonna practice you got in her shit
I can do those loggies?
Shit!
It's not me, I swear!
I don't know where this guy died, but...
I have no idea I heard him bleed out
Yeah, I know. Was that 202?
She did.
Actually, yeah, these two guys weren't they?
I think so.
Me and Hannah's went from a fucking lobby where
it was straight cheaters and kids with their fucking desks, the correct guy.
Now we're killing fucking people on e-dates.
We actually got an e-date in the lobby.
Oh, see it.
No, that's fine. I don't care. I'm really eating.
Yeah, I'm vibing, bro.
Those guys are real players.
They were just in duos.
Yeah, they were gaming.
They're going to pocketier his ass a little ass, my damn.
Uh, middle got aggro'd?
Oh, right here. Close. Walking to us, actually. Oh, they got sweat skins on. These guys are
sweaty. Oh, see it?
He's behind this rock, right here. Yeah, he's behind this rock, didn't you? Be careful.
He's about to shoot his ornament. Yeah. Well, okay, one's right here, one's right here.
Oh wait, maybe he doesn't have a swiss gun on.
He just got fucked.
He's behind us right here.
Follow me.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Nice.
Holy.
Holy.
Oh my gosh.
He's dead.
Oh my gosh
It's still the third over there
Because what I mean, I was in my wall. What's that? Oh, he's cracker
You see a teammate over here. Yeah, he oh God, okay. He just hit me
Yeah, I'm gonna get high on this guy.
He might run because I thirsted this fucking teammate.
I'd be surprised if this guy doesn't run.
Oh yeah, he probably went out later, right?
Yeah, he's gone.
I
Had decent leave that killed that was it three or two is it true three. Yeah the other one got away
Okay, not bad, decent loot on this guy over here, some kind of a cyclegear, beat that,
I don't know what to do with it.
Hmm.
We're good.
We're good.
The hell?
The fuck was that?
That.
Oh, that's a dude.
That's one of that.
That's gonna be the trio, dude.
that. Oh, that's a dude. That's
that'll be the trio, dude. What
if he comes out from this? Yeah, it
is because he's shooting an
anvil over there, right? He might
actually come out of there.
There's a chance.
I don't got any butt shots, though.
I'm just gonna have you a while while I'm subbed.
Take your time, bruh.
The dead guy- oh!
Okay, there's dead people down here.
And hella fake flares.
What the fuck?
That's what we heard!
Remember how I said all I just heard three people die at once. That was that was definitely it
Dude literally has nothing on his body
Third player right there, so that's funny
I think they're down in this area, right?
They've got to be electrocuting me, right?
Just still be here.
It's hard to say. He might have went up like those double suits.
Fucking vanished.
Yeah, I mean there's AI down there, so I guess not.
What would you think of me, Fault?
Shall I enjoy your food?
We can distract.
I don't love to sit around here.
Why did they fuck me, Fault?
Why do?
I woke up this one and his voice said, fuck Drake, fuck Nelly, fuck Pity.
Why say fuck Meepo?
Fuck you say fuck Meepo!
I
This lobby is free
I feel like I'm enjoying the beauty of the game
I mean look at this long road over here the mountain
I've never noticed that
I just want to be cruising down that road Amazon to fuck the passenger see with a big old backwood
I mean I celebrate
Let's go
We didn't get a pitch every game by 18.
It's 18 Naked Cowboys every time.
18 Naked Cowboys.
Might as well do this job. I'll sleep here real quick.
What the fuck?
The angle guy is shooting at me!
Bro, what?
He didn't even know his name is Bob.
He was.
Literally at the fucking ladder.
That's the shooting.
Fuck me, dude!
Fuck!
The fucking order wouldn't get off me!
me.
What the hell is that?
Fuck me fo.
You want to go to Stella Montoya?
Best map ever.
Shit.
That map?
That's normally all I run.
That map?
That's normally all I run.
That map is interesting.
You mean I was applied there a couple times?
Another day, another.
Yeah, I wonder how the, I'm kind of curious to see how Stella's going to be if these lobbies were like this.
We might have got lobbies. Seriously.
We might be right, we might be right in the sweet spot.
Yeah, bro.
Or to just put a straight with the demons.
Straight dark, pitch black, red raid, hackers everywhere.
I fucking hope not die. Oh, no
What you enjoying yourself right now?
Who
Haven't a great time I
Kind of feel bad like it's like boring for you guys or something. No
bro that's literally how my solo games are when i play solo they're all like that
you do friendly lobbies for your solos? yeah bro i'm gonna play solo because i've been getting
friendly lobbies dude. Yeah.
And then I got a one snake who want to shoot me in a goddamn bet.
I was in the window.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I went through a trigger on my lips.
Yeah, I am eating blaners.
Yeah, I am eating boy knows they're so good.
If you're the guy shooting me right now with the kettle or stature, then you're definitely
gay that's right
bro am i on like fucking like different servers or no
look why the fuck are these queues so long
I mean it's 5 a.m. I need to get my ass in bed. What the fuck am I doing?
Bro that renegade rips with the blue blue stock blue calm
ridiculous how fucking good that shit is oh 10 minutes late
I should be a charade it's daytime
Get blown bother
Oh my god, it's a murder scene over here. The hell was happening
I'm dead I can't fucking see holy shit back it up might just be one no no no
above save this alone I'm dead to a fucking shredder bro how was there a
Shutter an assembly player life and maybe dead
Nice
Yeah, but you should show her just he's on me. He's on me. He's here. Let's go look we run away if you need
my my camp has
Oh
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave
You're good, you're good, you're good
You're good, you're good, you're good
You're out of breath after you shit all those guys
Oh my God
I got you, I got you, I got you
That was fucking amazing
Oh yeah
That was fucking awesome
Oh my god, for this guy
Like damn
My screen is pitch black
and then
It was a live pig. No, it's like you're just playing Kovacs
That was all Jinji. I was fucking dead way over in Tumba.
Yeah, I was left hanging, mom.
G! WP!
Holy fuck.
Oh, this guy might have loot.
Oh yeah, this guy had loot.
He's not of any... fuck.
Look at these guys doing over here.
I'm looting everybody I'm looking for a fucking loot dude there ain't nothing on these bodies
We can go check to somebody lobby I need some shotgun ammo they need these guys got
I got 40 extra if you need give you 20
Oh
I don't know where exactly they were I'm just assuming they were here, but I did hear shouts
I heard another explosion, but I just heard shots again, right?
what yeah you can like roll through it right yeah it's all fucked up broken or
something
there's just right here he's right there yeah once right here let's drop let's
grab back around okay okay oh yeah there's like oh oh damn they have to do
that all to me
What the fuck did you guys go?
We're in columns.
Yeah, be in between us as a team.
Let's go, let's go, let's go. They're going to be rounding them up here.
We're in a corner.
Oh, shit.
They might not even hear this. They might not even hear this. You already shoot.
Oh
No, we're here
Yeah, it's a random solo. Are we serious? I'm so confused on where everyone is
I came from behind us by the way and just just in the back of one bullet each nice
Hmm more more like it
Yeah, so that's how all my stellar aides are so
Yeah, let's preach though
Yeah, that was we're fucking cooking for a little bit. I was just confused
I killed one, I died to one more, and then died to three more, I was like, what the fuck?
Damn.
They didn't know if I was shooting for a while, and they never killed anyone, it's weird.
I'm gonna roll up and everyone's gonna be dead
Yeah, I get Toros. I just got all Bobcat, three's, four's.
These are fours.
Come on here.
I
Have a mess
Sony from my chest in the blaze grenade looks like a corn dog
Me kind of does what happened
So me from my chest in the blaze grenade looks like a corn dog
It really does
That teenager I'm there to breathe
I
Took a sip of my fucking beer and I'm getting shot in the back. Oh, there's a whole team on me. I
Am dead at the bottom I
Did not know the team there sorry about that
Is he in here or no? I got you
Thank you
You're good, Genji!
About to kill these fucking dudes!
Happened to the door!
I'm behind you, what the fuck?
Wait, what the- WHAT THE-
I got it. I got it. I got it. Don't worry.
Yeah, you can push from the back though. Be careful.
We're gonna push from the back.
I need help. I need help. I'm really weak.
We're here. We're here. We're here.
Last time.
Kill them.
Stop
It's not yapping bro, what is that yapping about? I have no idea what he's saying.
He said I know it's C2, I'm not strange, Nathan.
Wait, wait, wait, there's a guy up top, up there.
One that is alive.
The team, whole team coming.
Oh, mucka.
Yep.
There's gonna be crawling from this team, is there? Oh yeah, there is.
There is one guy, the last dude.
I see him fucking stroking his shit.
I need to lay the guy for heals or a quick.
I got some if you need.
I'm good.
So here's the list.
Oh, they're on first floor right now.
Nice one.
I'll go through that door.
He's one shot.
Oh, shit, second floor too. I cracked them. I'm a first.
Oh, what a deal.
It's a gear.
I
Know my buddy, so there's a guy second
Maybe a little fucking
Ended on bottom. I don't know
I might be a little crazy, I don't have a snap with me. I keep forgetting
Yeah, let's just go first.
It's just...
Oh yeah, we can just roll through the fucking door, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Nading me.
He missed.
Watch out, don't go.
I'm going to eat that one, that's great.
He might push off that.
We're pushing.
Taking space.
I put another trap up traps and traps and traps yeah, maybe I don't even know
No. They're they're briefing behind. No, I try to come from behind. There's no way.
I see another team behind that staircase. It's like we can snap second
You want I
See you
What's that second oh yeah now now we second second second though
Are you thinking in game in my I'm playing the world. There's a second team
Wait, is he breaching my door or third floor?
Yeah, he is, yeah.
Oh, my door, oh my door.
He just broke it, he just broke it.
Wait, why can't I?
He comes up to us.
Yep.
That thing this guy?
They're on third.
There's one there and one over there.
Wait, so are we good to walk up or is that a different team?
Oh, good.
I think that's a different team.
That's a different team.
That was the team that I came way over.
Holy shit, they let you get that far up. That's crazy. That's you guys don't scare
Yeah, I'm thinking in my animal. Is it one team? Yeah crack them. Oh my god, this might be snappable
I'm not cracking it I'm pushing up
That'd be right now
That's night
Oh, you guys know the team other teams who push catwalk. Oh shit. We're good though. We're good. We're good
Pushing they saw me on me
He just jumped off
I need to loot this guy in CVS's heals.
Hey, look at this guy in CVS's shield.
What is this guy you happenin' about?
Like I ain't about to come over there and just fucking-
How you speakin' my love language by-
He's over here.
He's in the servo.
I
They use this fucking guys hero on the ground over here weird shit
I think I damn silver
I'm pushing this guy bro. I'm fucking over this guy's fucking shit. Fuck this kid.
He's set the fuck down. He's set the fuck down buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a 1v1 he lost.
friend just just came up over here
he's right here
um
he's right there
oh you what?
how did that go up?
What are you doing over there, is that guy empty his clip out?
Leave it to your dad just wait for him to stop shooting and then he's like what is this
gun?
What is that guy doing buddy?
Oh
That funny yeah, I'd say that was did we kill a third for them or
I don't even kill a damn solo solo game
like what is actually happening it's fun the fights are fun but it's just like they're
not they're like splitting up like we make one jump off yeah we're gonna jump off where's
that guy yeah 13 completely split up guys find the hatch he probably is uh do you still
shield rechargeers no I'm chillin damn it's only 19 minutes and we still got
people spawning in shit I'm gonna throw in a 9 million fucking four skin
willy real quick what skin willy
It's the more four scale Willie.
What am I doing wrong?
My nipples are hard, it's real chilly.
Damn.
I'm giving the mother fucker a wet Willie.
I heard something blow up that direction.
Well, let's go check it out.
It might have been a wasp, maybe, who knows.
Something to our left?
They're here, they're here.
Let's get up top.
Just...
Assess the area.
There's other people though. Yeah, I was right, they are!
Which were left I knew I hurt them to the window to be careful
He's so hurt I took off his shield
I'm gonna stop you the other team too
Oh, he's he just went behind I
I got that. Wait, how? How the fuck is that guy not dead?
There is one that's dead. There is...
The one that was running back to Elbow, right?
Yeah, he's dead down there.
Hey, what? Oh, he's right here on me.
Oh, what? I'm such a beautiful just happened.
Oh my
Holy shit
Where'd he get started, yeah?
Oh, team above us!
We're down, we're down
Oh my gosh
I hit him with my shotgun
He's in this corner
Oh my god, bro get a fucking gun
we're good though right I don't have much shield to grow I have an extra shield
you got the trench we don't have a smoke or anything but okay I'm gonna try to get you
smoke them there's no way he's trying to
There's me
Where did that guy might die you might die
Well, I cracked him, but it's
In a live being
So fuck
Is the other team person or no?
I should be good though. I should be good
That's
I don't know what just happened there. It's full teams walking up now
They're about to fight. They're about to fight. I could third them and pick you up
Oh my god. Oh my god. One jump to Nelva? You panicked. He just deep-dived them right
the other things about to come out right now one is coming out
Oh my god, you shit on that guy!
Oh, you fucker!
That dude has got fucking shit on him.
Buddy got fucking pee, dude.
I got no shield in toilet paper.
They're still, they're still like, oh, they're putting Jolties down.
They're scared.
Fuck.
One's like at this key door.
You know, he's just sitting there with a fucking door holding an angle.
They just pinged something.
The hell?
I saw him like, he's carried their point.
They're thinking about what to do, I think.
Check the backpack.
Who the fuck's the backpack then?
Fucking shield in here?
Like, the fuck?
Oh, their teammate is dying.
Their teammate is dying, bro.
The two teams are fighting.
The two teams are fighting again, see?
You might be able to get me.
No, this other team's looking at me hard.
They don't even want to fight the other team now.
Oh yeah, there's other team down there. Are they behind these like over here?
Yeah, they're behind us.
I might be able to get you though.
Why aren't these guys pushing? What the fuck?
Have you been shooting them? Is that why?
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm dead up here. Fuck me.
Yeah, I tried.
That was crazy. You almost had that though.
Oh, they're not even on the same team.
What? I know. They're not. Everyone's shitting me.
I was beaming them.
No!
Oh my god.
I have to go because they know where I was.
No, no, no.
No.
If I had fucking shield or a utility or anything, fuck.
It should have been thirsty motherfuckers.
Fuck me, dude.
I feel like everyone we looted just didn't have any fucking loot.
Yeah, none of them did.
They looted, we each looted like fucking five bodies and I had nothing.
It's my fault I shouldn't have brought, tried to bring you a shield.
I should have waited.
I'm gonna bring a snap hook next time.
If I had a snap hook it would have been different story.
Oh yeah.
Oh shit.
What?
I thought they were stupid for a second.
You guys got a D-Fib?
Or Mike?
Do I got a D-Fib?
Do you got a D-Fib in?
What are you gonna do?
Yeah, I'm just trying to do a quest.
Is this a quest?
Yeah, I gotta do a, I gotta do a quest.
Is this a T-Pi doing a quest?
Yeah, I gotta do my fucking refiners in their assembly.
This guy has like 9,000 knots.
I know, I've been doing PV all day.
Thank you.
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
I just got both of these guys killed.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
You guys got a defense?
I'm almost out of this quest.
You can knock me after you defense.
I gotta do this quest.
I gotta do this quest up first real quick.
I swear
Right over here you follow me. I won't even heal
That felt so good, holy f**k.
F**k that.
That was f**ked up, dude.
I just kept beeping those guys and just kept reviving like I'm like how many fucking
Revives these guys god brother get rid of defense
What can I fix today?
Okay, this time I remembered my snap hook there we go
That was fucking weird. We just got one say what wrong as we went in the damn trench
Go in the trench and assemblies is death. Yeah, that's my fault. I went there first
No, we're good with so many teams followed
Is it broken?
Is it 30?
Is it broken?
Is it 30?
Oh
Kenny what are you doing awake
What am I doing awake?
I don't know.
I'm here, I'm here.
I
Surprise take up res like two different teams of the kinetic bobcat on my back
There's gonna be people close right around this corner
The team right above us the team up here
Well, they're mine
My deer are just right here.
Yeah, they were.
You gonna snap or are you gonna snap up?
I have done it, yes.
Hold my beer then.
Oh god.
Yeah, don't mind everywhere.
Yeah, play the quarter, put walls up.
We should push all the way to H2O, we should push all the way to H2O, we should push
and jump up and go play a third from over there another team that was across
just went to third they're going up the stairs right now
at least they were pushing to those stairs
I'm dead right above us right above we fell you fell look at the fan oh no it's player
life you're one you're one player life no fucking way it's a shredder on me
I don't want to take this shredder, I'll spread it open in the ass, and put my head in it.
Cause dude, are you fucking kidding me buddy?
Ugh, let's get to our ass.
No way. Why are they sitting up there waiting for us? It's so weird. It's definitely sauce
as fuck. Like there's two teams fucking lobby? I don't even know. It made no sense.
I'm sorry I should have called that out sooner I just didn't know they were going to be
all the way over there already. No, no, I just think this gives her string sniping. I don't know
why they're chasing us. Like, bro. Oh, my God.
That damn shredder, bro. I know you're shut. You're really shut.
Yeah, I
Bring two shields pretty fucking stupid honest there
Because I'm just going to ring then die then you're fucking down for our circuitry and said to
Yeah, I just take other people's shields and just kill people and take it.
Someone will always be coming in with fucking 50, there are a blue shield, you kill them
and it's broken, makes no sense.
I think if I did it in a way that would shield the harm.
down to the punch in the shield is more broken? I don't know how to test that.
I'm sorry to keep you with Genji selling y'all.
Yeah, we would pick a view, but you're fucking way worse than her.
Times a million, she'd probably shit on you, so.
I
I
Mean
Shit
Oh shit, they're eating the fuck out of me over here
To your luncheon. Oh my god. Oh my god
Nice behind you
I killed one
How many Nazis fuck kids have
I don't know but two are dead
What was his name again?
There's the last one.
What was his voice?
Oh, it was Taylor.
I know that new place Valorant.
Where's the other guy at?
I don't know.
Hey, weren't there three?
This guy dropped his other gun?
What?
I just mailed it.
I don't know.
Fuck the other guy.
You can go down.
Hey, someone's getting shot at.
You shooting a shredder or something solo?
Oh.
They had no one back in the day.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's people pushing us, I think.
Oh, yep, yep.
There's shots of Bonnie, too.
Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
They just did the jump up.
One did.
Two did.
There's two teams in.
There's two teams.
Going back up, I'm sick.
Yeah, come with me, come with me.
We're gonna walk up behind this whole team.
Took it and fried.
I just got mowed down, all of them.
There's a full team above us on third floor.
One just fell!
Heheheheheheh!
bro's gotta be says I'm sitting a third there with you in a second I'm always
one second I don't want to drop down on this good
What?
That guy just got fucking fried.
I feel like there's a little deep thing right there.
I know.
Oh my gosh, I'll kill these other guys.
I don't know, that guy just took 15 bobcats bullets straight to the face.
I said no, no, no, there's another team!
There's another team!
Oh!
They got the other team up.
Oh my gosh, that was so dumb of me.
Oh my gosh, there's another guy! Another guy! Right across! Right across to us!
You might hate this team down low.
They're throwing nades.
Oh no.
One right there?
No! One more is weak in here!
I'm dead. We're just fucking... How are we just fighting six people?
I'm sorry. I thought they killed all that thing.
No way. They just got dressed.
I am so sorry that I was trying to finish off the guys down below and up.
Oh
How am I getting fucking pinched there?
You look ready for the freezes.
It's not a night raid, is it?
No. What's my best option getting out of here, whole thing?
I don't know. Let's go to Tunnel Hatch.
I'm not going to use the
You've got a bowl cut on the top of your head, just like Symphony in 2013.
You piece of shit.
Bro.
Damn.
Also, how did he know you were under there?
I don't know, bro.
Damn.
I think I've been playing with peanut too much, I've learned bad habits from him.
You're good, you're chillin'?
Fuckin' vibin' right now.
I got a little bit of modelo.
Dude, sometimes I don't know what's wrong with my brain.
I go like I can't sit still sometimes.
I don't know what happened.
Dude, there was a whole team that was dead underneath.
So I was trying to shoot them to so they couldn't go away.
And then that team just came out of nowhere.
There you go.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
and then I got stood on
Honestly, we had that if that team didn't come behind us, seriously
Yeah, for sure
I killed two down there, the other one
Yeah, they already got stood on
They got a hallway one shot, yeah
That other team just fucked us, it was just
These lobby's going crazy
We was talking to them about the last lobby
I got salamantes for you and these are
the perfect lobby said like these guys are terrible but they have a loot
yeah yeah they actually been having like babies is it she's under six of them
it's no one dude you should see whenever there's um like everyone has like
Bobcats and shit is this crazy?
I need to pull out one of these Bobcats wipe the rust off of that bad boy.
Oh, I need to bring walls.
I almost forgot him.
Gotta bring walls.
I got five days to burn on my bobcats.
About your bobcats?
I just have a shit time.
I don't use them.
They can be a lot of fun if you have the kinetic converter,
but they all might have it.
The hell?
I have like 20 or something.
You can't grab that, can you?
No.
That's crazy.
I just never use them.
Because my lovers are like too sweaty to even use them.
These lobbies would be perfect for it then yeah when I do still monta's bobcat. I bring like 800 rounds of ammo
There'll be a team that spawns here
They must have not spawned here, or is it my lobby?
I'm going to kill you.
There's a bear fighting in lobby.
Gubernator.
of
of
of
of
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck's a good camping in here?
What?
You're good, you're good, yeah.
Oh.
There we're here.
Okay.
Right here, swinging you.
Nice.
Oh my gosh, you're just way better.
Hey, I just killed that motherfucker to-
Good shit, hey!
Hey, oh!
What the fuck are these guys doing, bro? Is that real?
Oh!
We're getting pushed from the lobby right now. Be careful.
Oh, there's stream snipers. That's why.
I'm like, bro, what the fuck? I've never seen anyone camp in there, like that.
Well, there's your clarification.
Stream snipers.
I cracked them hard. No, I cracked them hardest, but...
Oh, God.
I hear them, like, flying all the way back here, bro.
You see your bodies?
Is that behind us?
Yeah, there's people west as well.
Yeah, there's people west as well.
I'm trying to make sure they weren't going to push that.
There another team to get a backup I think.
Yeah.
There might be a team coming from Loading Bay right now.
there was some type of shooting over here because it was a a was that got
aggroed are these guys sniping too these a T foo I'm pretty sure that's what you said
so these guys are also cheating
I don't see him.
He just ate that nade.
Oh, he's coming, he's coming.
He's over here now?
His boys are in the jump up still?
He's alone.
I'm sure Gnating, they're left over there.
No hits.
Wait, I hit him?
Another one right here.
Dead on two?
Right there, guy.
He has no shield.
I killed him
Another team
There's definitely a thing behind us, okay, yeah, there is
Yeah, if you guys don't push them, they're fighting over here hard.
Come down, let's do it.
That's the guy got on the extra shield.
I think I looted this guy earlier.
Oh.
Take this.
I don't know where the fuck these guys are shooting
What the fuck on me holy shit bro can I not die to Rastar all three of you have an agent
I think
I did not see last guy. Maybe stick the rest is in the box. Oh, it's two there, man
That's guys in this box. Oh
No
Good try
Are we just getting streams like every single fucking person's just ratting waiting for me like I don't understand
There's three dudes ready mind the box waiting for me
Like holy shit, well, I mean I know the first time I died there since I'm for sure but
What the fuck are they getting
Yeah, they are I'm crawling yeah another team instantly pulled up
Bro if I had like a blue clip on my shot he that dude's dead by the way
Yeah, I mean you were sitting down, but
They're coming oh
No
Maybe she's gonna come for me anyway
No, he won't like by me and went for you by the hippie digit up
Yeah, do you fit by the wild? Yeah, I mean that's pretty clear there
That dude just ran right by me with you. I know
Hey, there's someone that's going towards him there for the fighting again
I go behind this yeah
are you still in the original spot dude oh you might actually be safe there's a player
on me there's no way that you just got my Johnny sins acting right here
What is this?
Did he walk by you like I'm from Tottie City?
Dude, I don't know what's going on.
Oh my gosh, dude.
What is happening right now?
I can't see you.
I'm in a good spot, I hope.
I'm in a fucking great spot.
Oh, it's King Richard.
King Richard!
King Richard!
Wait, he's dead, I think.
Wait.
What the fuck?
I had Richard's in the lobby, bro.
That's cute.
Hey, he's just dead.
I had Richard's in the lobby, bro.
I think he just died.
No, he's a streamer.
Oh.
Is there a buddy?
But he's dead.
Oh.
I don't know where.
Are they fighting again?
I think you guys are going to get to crawl out there's nobody on the hatch, right?
They're like right below it.
They're in the trench.
Oh, shit.
There's a guy right there.
No, they're they came back up.
You can get out.
I think hands.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're in the trench though. They're not they're not like up in assembly
So you just go through the doors you try chilling
Okay, but
Oh my god, there's another team to my right to
Oh my god
just funny how the whole server is literally fighting where we got originally killed where
originally I got killed by a stream sniper.
There's all servers there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're so sexy.
You're so sexy.
You're so sexy.
Oh what?
Wait, Tfue, he had your exact name.
What?
What?
Yeah.
I think that guy is hacking them bridge or two.
I could address you. He's also hacking stuff.
Oh, is that him? Is that him? That guy just he just all had he dead did. I told you he was
cheating. He just fucking for I was I was watching it. He just absolutely fried
that dude yeah that kid's hacking his nuts off. Look at that res. Hamlet.
Great.
Yeah you're good. I mean the hacker just absolutely exploded somebody with a bobcat so.
I'm just gonna go.
Oh
Where's the
Oh my god.
Imagine T2 just came in like this out of my pocket.
That would be hilarious.
Oh.
Oh, my god.
That's you buddy.
Okay, okay.
Oh, my god.
You're a breath of angry.
I was going to be a great game until I died to a fucking stream cipher in the trench and
then it all just went downhill from there because he did the HGG man and the baby
people it's like okay buddy okay buddy yeah all right okay all right buddy yeah
100% organic never seen more again I'm starting I'm thinking that we just
have to look hate in these lobbies I mean the entire server ended up where
where we done?
Yes.
Don't be shy though.
Did those kids kill the other guy that resued you?
I don't know.
I'm trying to figure out like where did that guy go because I thought he's the one that
killed the people came up right I'm just confused about that.
I'm trying to find that Tifu guy raising all my reasons I don't think maybe because I
I died and see somebody told me that he's right here that chick is profile level one
you know Mars is his name I know Mars hmm because somebody I think I don't have a
somebody machine or somebody else but let's say that somebody's running around
the name Tifu and they were fucking hacking. So.
Could be.
Yeah, I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing for me, but
whatever.
Yeah, I told you.
Wait, so there's multiple people in my chat that have died too already.
Apparently.
And he is cheating though, right guys?
Yeah, be a nasty aimbot. Okay.
I mean, I kind of already knew
when I saw him literally track a dude's head up a ramp with a bobcat right then, but I mean,
Like I shot like 10 bobcat bullets like I did.
Level one account, yeah.
That wasn't red rig, so that makes sense.
I don't know if you can do this, but Stella has aggression based lighting.
So like if you have like a, if it's like a daytime rate, it's like, not that aggressive
in the lobby, if it's like night like this, it's like pretty normal, and then if it's
like that red hue, it's like straight hacker lobbies.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're trolling, right?
No, it's real.
I swear to God.
So have you ever gotten like a red raid?
Like if it's like, that last one was like,
it's like darker than this,
but it has like red lights.
It's where Ambarq puts all the cheaters.
Like the really sweaty players.
It's a surprise we even got in one, but.
What?
It's all, my cellarades are always night.
like that. Yeah, I'm gonna snap up above. Let me take those spotted. Oh, they're coming
out right now. They might be running up the stairs. You might get a fucking beautiful
I
Just
Did we kill one though, right?
Now he's dead.
Dude, dude, dude, dude! What the fuck? There's two in the one corner!
Is that a Thursday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You missed, I think.
Team, new team, new team! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my... dude.
Cooked. On both sides, both sides, both sides. You running into him? Oh my god, bro. What are we playing?
building. I think we just got
like this is insane. We got
another six man.
I mean, there's six people.
I don't know what you're doing.
Oh my god. Holy ****
I mean, he's dead now.
Yeah, we I mean we could
Undoubtedly play is tellable. We need to like play just straight defensively
I mean this is unplayable. Otherwise, we just can't
There's no way around it
Thank you. Thank you
We need to get the fuck out. Where's Tifu's body at?
Yeah
three words over here right here you are you up thanks boys for getting us up
appreciate you guys have tea foods guns oh my god that's got a hell of a go
I
Get the fuck out
I got your guns
You're in what I'm Nick murky bro
You guys put in the smoke and there was two dudes sitting in the same corner behind the electrical box
like what the fuck is going on
what a cockshit did I walk into
why are they both back there I thought they would have been split right so like
that's why you ran in cuz it's like why the fuck are these guys in the thing
fucking corner dude don't make no damn sense
yeah well it didn't even matter because there was nine more players coming
yeah i might have killed that one fucking team
they didn't throw a fucking trigger in me bro yeah fucking assholes man
Thank you.
have the Toro and the then broken I'll take him yeah I fixed him up for you
of
I
I
Went last an hour in these games. I don't know if I can do it just this time of night, bro
It's just like there's probably no other streamers on besides us all the stream temperatures stream type in us
All right, let's just you're following me because this is gonna be
Hi another one of those games
Wait, are they at the front door already?
Yeah, they are, they are!
The fox, bro. Are you fucking asking me?
What is that made?
Oh, my...
Find us, we're gonna throw a party right now.
Dude, I can't even...
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I just didn't shoot him.
He's dead, this whole team's dead over here.
They threw a thing in here for the boss, that was genius.
I think there's another guy calling in mob every another team just pulled up dude. We might leave out of here
This is fuck
These guys have anything maybe goop these guys were quick and we did
And we were about to get pulled up on like fucking 40 people. You know what I mean?
Let's get through this one, let's get this one
Oh my god, jump over the rail.
Oh!
Get it in the back there.
What?
What's that?
Oh my god.
Oh my, they're coming for my freaking toes.
Dude, there's no way this guy.
I
Fried them the trees though
Oh now they're finishing me, okay
one
one on each side by the way
Very many of us might just be like 40 other stream servers coming
from the team and down there Jesus Christ that he's gonna fucking die
I think they're on the little light below us I'm looking
I
Was low you're weak holy shit. I almost killed
RUN
That fucking up right now
Nazi zombie brother
Yeah, it's actually zombies right now.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Hey, yo!
What head is he talking about, though?
What did I say?
Okay.
Bruh.
like the way he said that like
come here. Come here.
Hey, come here. Here, Raider.
Come here. Come here.
About to throw a trigger in the
probably no way they have
I
Think they can figure out to get up
Oh
I
Oh
You can't be dying to those goods
I mean that was like work
Yeah, my Bobcat and maybe
Yeah
I might have your shawty. I don't even know they might alert you. I guess we'll find out
I'm a bobcat with the
Definitely you then
Right here to sure body right yeah
I
Play they did lose you a little bit. Can they lead the Bobcat? No, don't tell me another team stole your shit
Nah, somebody has her Bobcat, bro
Oh
No way you're about to steal that shit. That's crazy.
This is why you never drink!
I trust me because you didn't steal the one I'm sober for.
I got the bitch of the stage 3.
Bro, me too me too. It's okay.
Oh, that was hilarious.
I'm going to bring your bobcat in.
You have my shoddy too because I'm actually running, I have one shotgun left.
I got you, I got you, don't worry.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
I think it had like a purple grip on it is what my fucking did. I don't know if you got it
Oh, yeah, I got it. I got it
Oh
Holy shit
No delay is not going to help with strengths and I've been unless you do a 15 minute delay.
9 makers are building a new map.
Have you been watching the games you've been playing?
No, I'm near Metcodec.
I
Hmm
I got your guns right there, baby.
Well, I thank you.
I appreciate it.
Of course.
There's a lot of shutters over here.
You gotta be careful.
Hopefully I don't run into another tow tickler.
Thanks.
Um...
Is the door open or is it closed?
Oh come on guys!
It's open, it's open.
He's gonna get to me.
I don't want to get snapped on.
Don't tell me that Brody.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my god.
I don't know. He was on the pipe outside.
I thought we were going to wait. There's that one after one. That's not us.
There's players. There's players. They were. They were. Be careful.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
Let's start placing mines and shit.
I can't see anything.
What is this?
If I can't see you guys, truly, they can't see me up here, right?
They're underneath us right now.
Crouch walking.
They're coming in.
I'm going to let him break it, just hide.
Oh
Here pretty much on you right where they know exactly where I am
Watch the sterile hold it and me like
Plus
I can't hold it anymore. Oh how every time I move somewhere
there. Oh, they're up. They're up. I'm done. Oh, man.
There. I'm going to shoot. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. I knew it was you from
your skin. Oh my god. I'm not seeing anything. Oh, no. No, keep it. I love you sexy. Can
give me kids before you go watch how there's oh shit wait what the stream
service coming, bro.
Well there, ask your boy, King Richard, why they coming in with 40 trigger grenades each.
Like damn brother, how many they throw
I
Mean holy shit
I mean how many mazes they throw that was the most I've seen in a while
That was insane.
Just have to instantly die to Snifers.
oh god
They each had 9? What? 9 each is crazy. I'm evering 6 and I think I bring a lot.
I
Mean fucking with how these games are going to notice he might burn through that blue
Yeah, that is true. You're right 100% right
Don't the hang it lose you
I
I
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
e
Hell yeah, I don't know where is your lobby? Wait, you're gonna drop my shield here
They're right below us in comms
floor yeah there's a team third floor how many damn teams was it three at least i got four batteries
way then they just bounce off his head. Dude, oh my, I'm getting shot from over here.
They're all below I think.
I don't want to die.
I think I do nothing when I get thirded.
Fuck no fuck!
Hang on that motherfucker!
Jumped up in the air for a minute!
no way he's fucking hate those
like if we can't get the fucking Batman
it's cooked
dude my first pop literally didn't register I fully swung the fucking wall
and the whole wall absorbed my fucking pop
That guy should have just 100% died.
Wait, I muted that whole time?
Yeah, you were.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, you're good.
Oh, my gosh.
It's like my old grandma trying to learn
how to use a computer.
Holy shit.
For God's sake, use my mute button.
I'm like calling out all these people and I'm you know Tee-Foo got it though. I was like, okay
That's why the dogs muted
Yeah
I mean, yeah, as long as we don't get pushed by King Richard, that has nine trigger needs.
That's what I told you, they go in with 9 each.
That's crazy.
9?
Richard, he always goes in like, load it.
9?
That's a rookie number.
I'm bringing an 18 next time.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, my hearing aids were off.
I mean I don't think we've actually a 3vd and 3 the closest thing was King Richard but
There was three more.
Yeah.
So even if we do kill them, we're dead.
That's hilarious.
the hatch and then died to the shrimp's ever
that's insane
you should see the names on this guy's profile that killed me holy
hi cool guy
yeah very
I
You know what's funny is his friend that has 22 pages of comments of cheater
Hmm
But you know, yes, we got shit on though
Right
I mean, we just can't even push a team right now.
We literally at the certain building and just fight off the snipers.
I mean, how many times have we spawned in and fought a team and instantly just another team is there already?
It's crazy.
It's spent every single time.
seems like it
Well, 24 hours now. I'm about to get off. You see these games right now? I don't even
of his worth playing holy fuck this shit is insane
I
I
Just fucking go hide didn't get the grease on I think it's a red raid bro. It might be a red raid
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What just happened?
Bro.
Why?
Well,
I need to get my
blown, like, blown dark
glasses or something.
Everyone blows in the dark. You know that would be pretty nice.
I
Just heard somebody here they come I hear them running up to us
Triple snapping
On us
I'm pushing these kids
I don't know what I'm doing.
We gotta get back up, we gotta get back up.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Oh, they're right here on the door.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Dude, he's almost dead.
two of them are no shield
oh my god it's shot at you
come over you guys here
I literally got pursued too
snapping up?
uh snap hook
he's above he's above he's right here
they're both above they're both above
They can drop that a mantle, but that's it.
Okay.
They're going to wait until we get to five. They're right here. They're right here. They're right here. They're right above the window.
Two of them.
One's running underneath us.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
He fell.
Yeah, he's on a pipe.
He's on a pipe, still.
He moved when he called us back up.
Isn't that how to play that?
His friend is right underneath us right here.
I'm gonna check this guy.
Cracked him.
He fell, he fell.
He's dead, he's dead.
Maybe he pushed down and thirsted him.
Oh, on me.
He's dead.
Push out, push us there. He's on the bottom floor.
He should be rising right here.
He should be rising right down here.
I mean if you read out you can come back out maybe there's that body and like
He's trying to hatch out. He's trying to hatch out
Oh
You went left you went left you went left you went left by the way
He's healing in this building the second floor
I
There's another one I killed them I killed them all
I
Hate there's no headshot multiplier. I pumped that kid point blank in the face and I never did less damage
So where if I just shot him in the cock?
Yeah, let's get back up
there. Oh, I got a shield for you. Yeah, loot all that guy. Then hand me the other guy
right here. Might have a shield. Yeah, okay. If he doesn't, this guy has a shield that
I can bring you
I'm good now to see a little some whites and I'm wait, who's this dead guy right here? I was there a free kid on me
Well that guy is
You need a shield or you can...
I'm good, I'm good.
There's the guy that got re-knot down there in the tree.
Yeah, that's what I'm rooting for.
Here, you should come back out. There's people coming, I think.
I'm asking you if you wanted the stuff.
Oh, what about that guy?
Yeah.
He's good.
Oh, he is.
I
Think I hear someone else out of that fucking door by the
Hey, sorry nice the same exact hit that I had last read by the way
It's kind of weird with all those same attachments
People say it's the same kids as last game
I got my kickback, bro. Yeah
Yeah. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I thought that took that green stone.
That has 24 left on it. Mine still has 65, so I don't need it.
Thank you.
I'm coming back out.
of
the
of
I was actually dumbfounded.
of the
the
yeah I wanna go fucking push people but I just know that like there's like people spawning in
They're sniping.
Yeeeaaah.
I don't know if it's a good idea but I don't know if it's a good idea.
I think we're saying to go fight or are we just going to push the team and then immediately
get dirty?
going to push the team and then immediately get dirty.
Yeah.
All the fucking gooners are just going to come out of the shadows,
Brett.
I
Bro I swear if we go kill these motherfuckers in three teams come out of here
I'm something once you hear my monitor breath like I just don't give a fuck
No
This is what I'm used to all day long
Yeah, yeah, this is just my lobbies 24-7 and then people just spam the chat of how battered team is and it's like
You try to play in our lobbies
It is how it is listen the other day. I had
There's another streamer smoke and he's like a good arc Raider streamer
And we ran into him in one of our lobbies and we're getting streams that really bad
And he goes dude. What the fuck was that? He's like I never want to play one of your lobbies ever again
He like fucking me like fought him and like fucking I think he might kill this or something and like 40 fucking teams
and for the rest of the day, he was in my chat, he goes, bro, I'm not going to lie, I'm
reverse stream snapping you right now, I'm literally Q dodging, so I'm getting your fucking
dog shit ass games, he was reverse stream sniping us, because he didn't want to play
in our lobbies.
Yeah, people don't understand, people say they would love to play in our lobbies,
and I'm just like he would literally quit the game.
I mean, Hamlet's dead for a little bit.
Okay, buddy.
What happened?
No, no, dude, he's capping.
He's a capper.
He's a capper.
Did that fast?
Did it stall you?
You need a bandaid for your home.
a little bit. Uh huh. Oh wait, did we loot this guy? Yeah, I think I did. Okay. Are
you ready to go and then get eight by six teams as we leave? No, not really, but I'm
ready as I'll ever be. I think I heard chest lobby and in like medical almost. Grandma's
on your six. Yeah, shots over here.
All right, let's go.
I
Love the darkness. Oh shit, that's me
You're close left. Oh
Hold this
He's dead another wall he just fireball me
Yeah, I think I think they're fighting
That's walking to a fucking name like he kidding me
That might be another team yeah, although they see me ready
There's definitely two teams
Oh my gosh
I can see him way back there why is it so bright brighter than my fucking future holy shit
oh now it's just like my future dark and you can't see any dreams
oh shit that looks like heaven now
Oh my life in camp he says.
They're back in the creepy crawly areas back there.
So is it two and get back half?
Yes.
They're shooting each other, that's good.
Is that from the lobby or whatever?
It's like above cafeteria, like they went up the stairs or something.
They're shooting the people to the left?
The team left might be a full team.
You just wrap around the back, okay?
That door is open.
I think they're both at top.
There's a lot of people down there.
Yeah, but they ran in this direction, I saw.
I
That team is ready I see him he's on the pillar right here. Yep
Big trick game you guys want to get aggressive
of
they were running
that's a different team
down below
is it?
yeah, on first floor
right there
You see him? Right there. Oh, okay. Seriously? Dude.
Bracken, he's like green shield or something. This team's got good loot.
You wouldn't need shield handy here.
Yeah, I need rechargers. Thank you.
Wait, I'll give you big ones here.
I think that guy's a free kit with a pharaoh.
Oh, he's on the left side. I just saw his gun poking through on the door on the door on the door left side of the door
poking through the
Do we just a fish on me nays? Actually, I do have news. I don't have any names
Bracken watch get hit by explosive mine
I mean I guess we just send it I
I just got stuck I think
Through the smoke like how lucky is that fucking kid got my shields broken
They're getting pushed by another team I think from the right side
They were getting shot at so the other guys just knew all moved over to left side
I
Think
Did they move out of that spot or no, so they're all left side and then now there's a new team in the door way
Mother this car
The freak
here let's go this way
here we go
i think they're fighting over here maybe
Maybe
Down below
Get follow me we don't these guys really they have all the way wait behind me second floor
This sock in here. Oh
right there
On this pillar
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean, he's dead.
Coming up.
Behind this one shot.
One shot.
Fuck those dogs. I'll shoot him up for you.
I'm...
Wait, I hear another team underneath me too, team.
Oh no, I want to kill this guy, me. I need help.
I have no shield.
Toria, I'm on my way!
He's in the guy on the left.
He's in here.
Push him.
He's behind us, baby.
Oh, he's right here, right here.
Reloaded, deleted.
He's dead.
That was a naked man.
Boom, that guy, not one guy, was just one type shotgun.
This guy's poor.
dude we forgot to shut the door and I just I found a shutter and I was
trying to just show me like what my life is gonna be like for the next 10
years
oh on me
oh shit oh he needs help he needs help
I killed one
I
Fucking better mind you
Yeah, you get seen the places on the stairwell up to you kill this thing
Right here you got a push
Oh my god, he went in there my shoulders broken
What a one more one more
I
Was the other guy
They're all poor everyone we feel this poor holy yeah, I mean others anyone else live
at least that's the bandages.
Well, actually, this guy is decent loot, I guess.
He has a shield for me.
There's a...
Do you want this shotgun?
Or do you want a...
or a van or anything?
Is there any bodies that we didn't loot?
I feel like there's a bunch of bodies upstairs that we could probably loot.
like how the people crawled out to yeah that's true
I
Oh
The dude who has two pharaohs on them you joking, buddy
Nah, everyone who is a freak it
Bro, this dude
I did not hear the jackpot.
Damn this thing is beeping at my damn ear.
Yeah, we're definitely missing some like some bodies somewhere
I
Loot this guy right there. I don't think that guy was touched yet. Oh, there's three guys over here, too
This is our free kids this guy's also free there all bro
This guy's also a free kid. What was happening?
Damn, bro. I mean, this is sad at this point.
Another free kid?
Oh, there's a body here. Oh,
okay. They're all poor.
It's a jelly lobby run.
Oh, god, this team over here is
a little bit of loo. Okay, well, now I'm overweight, maybe I should drop stuff. There
are we going?
are we going?
yeah we can
oh i am so dead here
Okay, I'm gonna go press the button oh shit
Ahhhh! My leg!
What is happening? What?
Oh my god!
Dude, what is this?
This fucking asshole, buddy!
Ahhhh!
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
You fucking serious right now?
My god, bro.
What is happening?
I guess that's how we get to play.
I'm sitting in the fucking room for 10 minutes, 15 minutes.
Yeah, I guess so.
Interesting.
Wait, did you get back to the shredder right there?
Does that what happened?
All right, I'm definitely getting off fucking tired my eyes are burning in my skull
I might I might get my ass off to birth trying to cuddle tonight see
Yeah, you can come over if you want
I got this a little spoon.
Damn bro.
How many beers did you go through?
I only drink six.
Damn, I caught up to you bro, I'm drunk four.
Come on man.
I'm sober as fuck though.
Yeah, me too, bruh.
He's tired.
Although earlier instead of third, I said dirt it.
I got to like a little swear.
Dirt it.
Stupid ass.
I can't believe we got dirt it.
What the fuck?
All right, GGs, I think it's past my bedtime.
GGs guys, have a good night.
You too.
Thanks for the game.
Yeah, of course, thank you.
Yeah, it was fun.
I mean, the truth is, we're frustrating, but whatever.
It's like, yeah.
Yeah.
And King Richard with his damn 40 trigger needs to unskip.
Did he have those the first read too?
I don't know.
I don't even remember.
Probably.
that dude always he I'm telling you every time I play with him he always comes
prepared he's 69 triggers like six Jolties he's like Nick Merck's on steroids
but whoa whoa whoa Nick Merck's use a controller okay yeah just fucking aims and
walks for him I'm gonna please all clip that instead of them I'm just kidding
fuck that bump ass motherfucker with that big wide neck dude
this is fucking kidding me
Nick Burke
dinners
these boys so who's gonna leave the call first like
the hell
I already kicked it
I already kicked it.
Alright boys, I'm getting off.
Fuck this game.