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Hello.
Hello Hello Hello and welcome to the stream
Kaaaiiiboyaba, thank you for the subscription, thank you.
Hello guys, welcome.
We're going to pass K-dol in LP today.
How's he doing anyways?
7, 7, 4.
8, 3, 6.
coach doesn't stand a chance
why is it so dark? I don't have my lamp on
there we go
much better
welcome to stream guys and merry christmas
Hey Bows did you see Aggrin got rank 1 again?
I did see Aggrin get rank 1.
congratulations to him
i wanna say that about like one month ago
half a month ago
me and aggrim played the game together
and we won
i am part reason why he's ranked one right now
What am I picking?
Wallybear?
Yup.
Oh wow, it's Ambassador Top lane.
This is the guy who saw the killfaker, yes sir, welcome to the stream, that will be
me. My champion looks pretty rough this game. I'm getting hard countered. I'm gonna have
great laning phase but as soon as the laning phase is over it's gonna be hard
I need to lock him for this one.
I'm gonna try out like I've never done before.
Ignite on the best son.
I better watch out for that.
Thank you.
You got my health bar it's like bouncing up down, up down, up down, up down, up down,
up down, I'm not gonna face you at level 1 of the bush.
One ambassador should out trade me
He ignites and thorns blade as well, this guy is very aggressive, I mean he set up is
aggressive, his playstyle is not very aggressive.
I'm gonna proc you.
I make it to the bot side here in time.
Yes sir.
Usually if I make the cannon wave I take the next wave as well.
It makes sense now, because since the cannon wave you're in risk of dying too, if you don't
die on cannon wave you're not dying at all.
And now I might as well stay for another wave, because 650 gold to recall on gives
me nothing.
Where as one more I get Doran's and Ruby, and that's such a spike.
This ambassador is not playing TP, so she cannot match my tempo anyway.
She has to just let me do this and I'm coming back with two items, she's gonna have no items.
Very passive early game here, no kill on the first clear, or someone who wins in the first
clear.
Still 0-0.
I'm gonna start playing Turboy aggressive, I'm either getting first blood or getting
first blooded.
topside with a pickaxe
These are shouldn't be top anymore.
I am best alarm.
you tell them Oliver I'm gonna take the next wave
Almost gash'ed us.
Hello!
Boom!
Nice.
I'm gonna greet for the flading and I'm gonna regret it.
Classic.
If I get stopped, we FF.
Never mind.
Always greed.
Always.
Greed never punished.
Tell Kader to start streaming.
Yeah, I'm sure that's what he wants to hear.
Hey, when's the stream starting?
Classic.
Classic proxy. She even went Tia, not so she has wave clear.
Nice.
You're driving, if you wanna be...
You're one hell.
I'm running an ambassador here, she should die for this.
She's running it.
This grub should be super free now.
Oh, push and go.
Oh, wow, we're swapping.
This should still be free though, probably best if I go bot, but...
Thank you for the raid. Appreciate it. Welcome everybody. Welcome to the stream.
I guess I should introduce myself. I am the boss of this LSE superstar. People like to call me.
One of the best top laners in EU.
I'm fighting this
I'm a little dis
She's snipe by the way
No I missed
I'm a little inter
Suck
I so fair man
So fair 1v2 and they have all sons like
That was unlucky.
Can I get back on Besson nacho please?
like the only one I can do anything against this game. Can go. Coming. They're respecting.
This Ambesa is piss weak by the way.
Mo Zera, you're aiming...
Yeah, this is the problem, like the laning phase is always gonna be nice this lane,
game but as soon as the laning phase is over my game is ruined they have five
counter champions like I'm only good into ambessa
just profane now, he's not gonna do anything for him
I mean thing oh my god I'm trolling
Is this turret damage series 950 damage like when did I even take that much damage I'm
i'm so confused
gonna need armor this game
a lot of it
nice team bro my team is doing ridiculously well this game
Good damage.
Hit it!
up?
No parry.
Am I dead to someone here?
no I don't think so
I'll base in TP bot I think or use run bot
Like am I building again?
Right armor.
Our Seraph is weak sided here, not great, you always wanna put all of your members on
your mage on your ADC and you want to put the top laner alone in the lane so
here because I'm bot lane we want to have our members in the top lane
going
there's no way my W hello bro what is this damage he's dealing now is this
serious how did she win this
I can TP.
Nice team.
Ah look at that.
There's an ambassador in the bush now.
Why are we doing this? This is such a bad...
... hell, hell is always bad.
Shit objective.
I'm faking it, Dan.
I can't believe I'm losing to the best of them we've won, is that champion on p?
I think I'm going mid with this, seems like the safest bet.
go back to half
killed shelly
You look so happy today.
Yeah, of course.
You should always be happy.
There's so much joy to life.
oh man like I don't get it what is that champion what is that champion for
actually the champion needs to be perma band what the fuck
I see you cannot be bought man.
I'm going top.
I can check.
I can check.
Don't get caught.
trapping
you no kick
Nice!
Nice!
Let's go!
pretty good
what is that build? I've never done this build before, Rocky build into Death Stance
It kind of fucks no. Death Stance is just one of the strongest items in the game.
Zambessa is actually really strong. I don't know how she got three items.
Now again we're like Kaisa bot weak side, it's kind of weird.
Okay, I lost my entire health bar.
I can take tier 1 bot for free if we don't fight.
I'm dead
Honestly, if you play Mel, go fuck yourself
straight up man
What are you getting me for 2026, Bowsy?
what do you want i'll give you anything
they could make a play on me here
They're making a play on top.
be ok here
I can go to the fight if I get the healer for crab a little bit.
2.8k gold, I'm rich as fuck.
Your team has destroyed an inhibitor. Your team has destroyed a turret. An enemy has been slain.
Yeah, I have a bounty buddy, good luck.
Run Niko, just run!
work work
five cake all the way what i'm hella rich
i think it's a much money
nice team we can get solo but we can also kinda end
happy to see
carry POV, carry POV, are you crazy?
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
chat it doesn't even make any sense how can I take 1200 700 for this number doesn't add
up to 4k health this doesn't make any sense I 4k health and they're not dealing 4k damage
Was I low?
i don't know how i died so fast
i might have to shake replay after the game for that
Nice! Let's go! We won guys! We did it!
29 minutes, yeah.
See, something is not adding up, because instead in the recap I took 3k damage, but I have
4k health and I was healing.
Something is not adding up here.
Why was I so squishy?
Because the fight starts here, yeah?
I have 4k health.
See, I would never exited combat.
The fight started here and I never exited combat
and I have 4k health and I was healing with my W
but the death recap said I took 2.8k damage.
Death Stance bug, yeah cause Death Stance usually shows up in the recap and it usually shows
oh you died, you took this much true damage to Death Stance but it just didn't show up
this time.
Probably it's the visual bug for the death recap with DD.
actually they have
chat i don't know if you saw or not
got to grandmaster yesterday
how about that
oh
master streamer
Master streamer you'll be calling me grandmaster from now on
I'm blinding again, I wish I blinded.
I can try this new champion Sion, maybe I'll be good at it.
reflex jungle.
Merry Christmas, wish you only wins.
It's the K-NOTP who plays top lane from time to time.
the Basin Law Endurer. But I'll go top lane, into Yone, GG.
So I actually play tank so we can win the game.
I think I have to, otherwise we just lose on the spot unfortunately, ADSan into Jonas.
It's not the worst, it's more the rest of their team, there is annoying, like I can't
play edis on into silver into echo
jarvan
as you can see this game I don't have second wind and I don't have door and
shield I'm gonna be playing my trades accordingly I'm not gonna take any
extra damage that I need to take and I'm only gonna play with my W up
if I had door and shield and second wind I would walk up for an auto attack
on the minion I would trade the grasp autos and stuff like this now that I
don't have it there's no reason for me to trade helps because I don't have
sustain to back it up with but I have better scaling so gotta play accordingly
dead within 2-3 day I might go death less this game
Do I need to ult to this?
I do right?
Shit.
I'm gonna die soon. I could recall NTP back, but you're not making the most use of
sounds kit if you base on tipi and he's dead
you're a disgusting introjohn
No, I'm gonna base and tip it.
It's even worth it for him
still has flash yeah?
right here, dud
oh my god, i wasn't paying attention
I'm probably dead here, unless I run out, but I kinda want to wave, at least die for
I should be able to beat them.
Society bro. Hi. Yo, bro. Hi. Yo, bro. Hi. Yeah
This is winning for me
Bowling
you're staying ok classic young player thinks he can outplay everything
EGON these kids
I'm thinking what the build here this game is. It's probably just a normal build, though.
Trace is winning now, by the way.
Coming!
I got a white maven drawing in this fight.
He's not gonna have Borg but he gets a full cannon wave and a reset, I can chase his back
a little bit
Looking.
He has to leave or I'll kill him.
I'm dead.
Banana combo.
Cheers.
Oh my god, Ekko is taking my fucking wave.
I should have tried to clear as much as I can then.
Ah, I can still TP and get most of it, I guess.
I'm going holo radiance.
I would never buy some fire cape.
Gun to my head, I'm not buying that item.
of
What the fuck is happening?
Oh fuck.
What's happening?
He's going down for that fall. He's dashing there. He's going back.
That guy's going back. Like, what are these champions man?
I already regret getting hold of radiance, can I regret?
No, I'm committed now.
Ekko is fed, im gonna need a more runways
We see Jon still has that bork, he's completely useless compared to me
I kind of want to dive here.
I can't scan anything
This guy can't back with Bork, I'm leaving
I'm going mid
Maybe I can ulti then, or procs I guess
I hear him
Hey Bals, do you plan on attending, attaining a positive KDA for 2026?
You don't think I can do it?
Not worth to wait for him to die for that tower.
now we can actually get this dragon for free
there's no yon
i can walk down there
we should do the dragon
See Jarvan.
Cain, can you do the dragon? Why does Eunaura have to be the one doing the dragon?
Oh my god, he stole it.
This guy plays well, he just beats me.
I'm gonna base and catch mid, since you know I'm dead.
I'm very pleased with how I'm playing this game.
See you in a minute.
Yone match up.
Got four kills as well.
Brutal fad.
I'm going to be low.
Killed him there.
He was worth 360 gold, not 300, not less than 360.
I was like I worth 60 gold more than the normal person.
It's not like he's doing good.
I don't know if I want to invade here, Kayn is B, we have no vision, sketchy.
I'm going to take one wave and B.
I could go unending, but I could also go bloodmail.
I think I'm going unending.
I think we need a beefy guy, a little bigger guy in the team.
Someone who can tank stuff.
I have to do this.
i can't get him
uh... where is everybody are we fighting or not?
I guess we're doing dragon.
I have to ulti.
No ult for the dragon now.
Beat him!
Boom!
Yeah!
Nice!
We just do that, the condo.
Fuck the dragon.
Why do we not have any damage on this?
I'm gonna keep a leash though.
No, he's dead.
Are we doing this or not? I think we should not, maybe?
Oh my god!
Great, nice.
Nice.
Let's rank a dragon at least
Chad who's at fault here? Lux for bursting at 3k or
Kayn for missing the smite?
True sure that one's on Lux though
Ah, and we lost dragon bruh
Hey there, you with the silver here?
and they are my one
they are my one, y'all
if Jarvan comes, I'm gonna just dead
cause he can ult in my ult
Quiet
I could look here something they're gonna walk up
Look look look look look look look look look look look look I'm not block to ulti you're not going anywhere
What
I
Want to get back to mid
What happened to your health, Persever?
I can't turn!
Got you!
Got you!
Thanks for trying to run with me.
Nice and ultiig
I'm crazy strong
The fact that we didn't get last dragon is really bad, it prolongs the game too much.
So I can secure as probably next dragon just cause I'm so strong.
But that was supposed to be the soul and we win the game off of that.
I cannot secure two dragons cause people will catch up to have strong end.
i could be here and get bloodmail
janna dead too, everybody is dead
should we try and stop them on the baron or do we give
I'm just gonna walk in.
Ah, you don't keep it sketchy.
Maybe karma shows up here.
I'm gonna get a good Q on her.
She is a little bit too big.
But he's very low now.
He has no TP either.
If he wants to join this fight, he has to use the ulti to join.
Maybe we can get this.
Dude, what a fucking dragon!
Alright, every man for themselves, good luck guys.
I'm not fighting, I'm not fighting, I'm not fighting, I'm not fighting.
Oh my god, we're winning, I should have stayed.
I was ready to sell everybody.
I was ready to sell absolutely everybody.
I should have stayed, what the fuck?
I had no idea, my team was useful.
That is good too.
I get bot in a bit there.
enemy gets a negative baron power play
there's no push here
i should be
Jarvan spawning, I should really get out.
Can do 5 on red buff.
I'm crazy strong actually in this game I mean flame horizoning enemy on flame
horizon is when you have 100 or more CS more than your opponent.
Can I walk up for you here?
I think I should be fine.
Team is fighting.
Important here is to not TP.
Because if I TP there they can kill me and push.
If I stay here and they still kill my whole team, they have to base to stop
me. So then even if all of my teammates die here, the opponents don't get anything, because
I have pressure on the map. I'm gonna need to get out of here though.
should be able to hold this. No problem. They don't get anything. Well, you see my
point though. If I TP to the fight and I die in this fight, GG. GG. Right? Because
As I stayed, Jone had to back and I could defend.
You should never fight, you should never take a fight you don't know if you're gonna win
or not.
That could be used for real life as well, unless you're very certain you're gonna
win. I'm coming. I'm not getting her, I'm dead. We lost. I think I can get the wave.
I can't.
Boss, you need to update the Twitter and Twitch bio, it still says you're challenger.
Doesn't know
Is it true that force and boosts you off stream?
That's not true.
Let's do the Baustul, my favorite activity of every day.
Can you guess how well the messy of League performed in his professional games?
LR vs Burdant, NLC, game 3 of series.
Oh my god, not a Y game.
Y games are never good.
My games are never good, KDA.
NLC spring, is that the first season?
Or like the first split?
I don't know, I'm gonna go like 8 kills, 8 deaths, 5 assists.
Oh, I was not right.
It doesn't even make any sense. What is my KD? Like 2, 2, 1, 2, 3 and what? 14, 2, 3, 13, 2, 3, 15.
Bro, did I play support this game or what? What is this KD?
I've been trying the movement speed, shard in the runes lately, just trying it out a
little bit.
I should probably play tank this game, but I played tank loss game and then I lost so now I'm like done with it. I'm going AD.
Nothing more frustrating than losing on tanks, because then I'm genuinely trying to win. So if you lose when you try to win it's just frustrating.
2.5 million points on Seraphine, Queen Slay.
Go AP Sun, they will never see it coming.
40% AP ratio on the shield and 40% on the damage dealt and whopping 55% on your E.
That sounds viable.
Can't be worse than 8 perellia.
Excuse me.
There's a new Avengers trailer, for real?
gonna watch that you don't want to see too much of a trailer though like I feel
like lately lately trailer show too much you know I'm saying like why does
These trailers have to show you so much, like if the trailers just tuned down a little bit
it would be perfect.
I've pushed into 8rocks, very nice.
From your spine, an ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
For the charge, should be winning trade.
I need a beam, I need to crush the wave and beam.
a great way to get a reset is to die
i was trying to bait his flash, couldn't do it
It's just death now
I even have to TP
I
Mean trouble
Flash is fine I guess.
All LEC teams have to do is just pick 8 roks.
Yeah pick 8 roks.
Okay and then I pick Queen into it.
what my champion pool is crafted in a way that there's no champion in the game
that I can't counter
Bro, see the wave!
I should shoot him.
Ah, maybe not.
I think we're making a bot lane already, so...
Maybe next wave, I shit.
One more.
coming
I'm coming misfortune
Oh
Are you living this?
Beautiful, beautiful.
I take over bolt, I got a double.
Fortune takes over top. Very nice.
I got it.
And you don't even kill me. Oh my god, ash. Oh ash
She's still dead
I can go back bot here if misfortune want to take over top. Yeah, that's it
Jacer, do not let her base.
You shake there, you shake there, I shake here and I shake here.
Shake everything.
I'm dead.
I'm dead Kill them all
ten people bought
wow and a dc who's like wow
wow we look at that good job misfortune
you're not dog shit like other a dc players
I think I'm dead here.
This Diana is on your dick, can't blame her.
She just wants to shut down the strongest player, understandable.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Stop!
Fuck you!
I don't know what to do with this.
Rock solid.
8 o'clock is wrong man, really.
He TP'd bot for that, fuck.
All those ganks, 8-0s, for you to throw away your lead.
It's kind of killing my team She's both powered by me
I don't know why I'm walking up for this.
Have the flash
Do we see Diana?
Yeah, she's bot, nice
It will do, the quiet eats at me.
Saffin has to go bot here.
I'm dead.
i can't hit me
that's on me
that's on me by the way
i'm in my ulti
Oh my god!
Unstoppable my ass
I have to TP bot cause I fucked up, this is my bad team
TP in the base is a classic
We don't need them at all, I'm just ulting in.
I should have let them start dragon before I went in.
I don't know why it didn't so fast
Rock solid
Nice team
Why is this map so big?
map gets bigger the better you are at the game.
you serious?
What's your problem, misfortune?
1k gold!
What do you mean well played well played?
Fuck you!
fuck I'm sorry team this was stupid
Turbulence fight
Oh, no!
An ally has been slain.
Only cowards fear death.
I'm in for that.
It's going to be a hard game.
She's gonna flash.
Oh my.
I'm thinking in this area it can be a bit of a deal, but
Careful, well played.
What the hell?
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, before they get here.
we're scared of do it we could have easily done it Diana wasn't there yet
Now it's gone. I need B.
Oh my god, bruh.
He tanked it, that's not how it works, his hatred doesn't value his life that high.
I feel like they have to send someone for me now, then I can run my team on Baron with
And if they don't show anyone here
So close, so close
Kill kill kill kill kill
Oh no
Peel, peel, peel, she died.
This is horrible.
Oh my god
I have ulti, I didn't right it wasn't cool then.
they can do with their surf and shields
well but you have smite to get it
This guy must be in thing.
I'm real, this fucking Perthian dude.
He's dying to minions!
Wee wee wee wee!
He wins.
Diana's everything flashed there.
It's so good taking these fights before an important solo like this, because now we can
actually play the solo and they won't have flashes.
They got about 700 gold from tier 2 for this fight, but their flashes are worth more
than 700 gold.
Very good fight for us, even though we lost it.
I promise how do we enter.
has been destroyed.
Your quilt has been destroyed.
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
GG Bounce! GG Bounce!
I summon as diselected.
why am I getting minus 22 by the way what the fuck minus 22 plus 19 is that fair
oh well none of it matters there's a new marvel there's a new avengers trailer you
You didn't bait me did you?
Chills! Chills!
Avengers doomsday!
Holy Chills!
You ready for this?
I have a miracle.
Steve Rogers, he's back!
What? What?
Bro!
There's no way
Holy chills
There's no way to bring back Steve Rogers man, the goat.
I'm actually so excited for doomsday
time. Um, ah, Age of Smash would be fun.
Don't free movies of all time. Should I actually play Tank here so I can win the game? No.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Avengers Endgame
Pirates 3 maybe or Captain America Civil War
this shot is like oh a bad rage bait bad list bad top three go on IMDb
The three moves I listed are all like top 100 moves of all time
so many good movies out there
i can make a top 10 list after the game
Break their will and their bones!
What about the 3 worst movies?
Top 3 worst movies of all time!
Good question.
Loki interstellar was ass.
It was way too long.
Kinda boring.
how dare you bro you guys would like defend your favorite movie more than you
defend like anything else in the world but guys it's just a movie it's not like
I offended your your mother or something
Oh my god, I'm taking some heavy damage.
I'm not going ahead and see a seeder.
You can kill me.
I have Lilia here.
Now hang on.
I don't have to die.
rare, no death game
Looking
Just flashed list
There's no point doing him there
I'm gonna look to die on next wave.
Should be worth it.
I have to do this to break the lane, I can only normally, I have to break it and you
Do it by dying
Wow, I missed the entire wave and I don't make it to the proxy. I might be cooked. I'm flashing
Oh my god, I'm trolling leveling here.
i'm trolling so hard clearing those minions
I'll rip the mist from your bones.
God.
I hear the screams.
And again, I level like, I'm not even looking at my XP bar.
Yeah, nice, didn't even take any damage.
I hit atrox with my ultimate and he's literally 80% health, like I don't know, these guys don't take damage, any of their champions don't take damage, it doesn't make any sense.
My game is over now, there's no coming back.
He's over for the rest of the game.
Spaces on the slain
Our drums will dry their screams
I'll be back
oh he was not even good for me
my fucking Q got interrupted what a shitty fucking game man like I'm self interrupting
my Q I hate that bug the bug is so stupid
He was probably dead there.
I'm done to effort, like I'm not playing this.
Like he literally died, but the fucking Q bug, so unplayable.
How's that bug even still in the game?
He's been in the game for two years now, right?
He still doesn't do anything about it.
Like, what kind of freaks works at that company?
please alpha 15 can't win
I made it 50 minutes.
Come on, come on, victory!
I
Probably coming top now
I don't know if it was blue, but no, it was for sure pink one.
Send it, take it, wharf.
It's a lot of scares in him, is he going to do any damage?
probably should've explode up
Glad to see you playing AD Sion, missing the good old days of prowler's claw passive kills.
Keep it up, Barcy!
I'm going to actually mark with zero kills.
good morning king
morning
Come on, you dumbass!
An ally has been slain.
I'll be back.
An ally has been slain.
The enemy's only...
I need a slaughter.
Get him bouncing.
I'm sending it.
Close.
Elise game going on now.
of
I don't think I'm getting out of this one alive.
of
the list of versus the world she wins this close
I'm checking replay, such a disgusting bug.
It makes the game so unplayable.
I guess I'll have to see this wall.
Oh, wow!
Look at what happens to my Q here, Q 2 second cooldown, I ult him.
My Q is up, my Q is on cooldown.
And look at my character.
My character never uses Q.
My character never wants Qs, but my Q is on cooldown for fun.
he would have been dead
all my cameras in the way
i can't open the replay again
got cancelled, it didn't get cancelled, because if it gets cancelled it goes on a 2 second cooldown, then it went on a 7 second cooldown, so
can't have been cancelled, it's a bug
I play 20 games of scion every day for the last 8 years, I think I know when it's a bug or not.
Is the game bug where is keyboard fucked up?
It's a...
You can like, stop it.
Or like, you can make the bug happen, I guess.
But it's super weird. It's like some keyboard input.
It has something to do with auto-attack move.
If you queue and then your auto-attack move...
And then you click like one more button, I don't remember what it was.
The bug happens. It's super weird.
I should go Malfight here, I've done Silas to prep it.
use whatsapp malphite
feel like every malphite goes whatsapp malphite
it's just because it's the best skin
for Alice Rock and Roll
Time for the Malfight Gaming
They're for sure swapping a Kali with Trindamere
So they're for sure because we have Gali with their Kali and Malfight with Trindamere
they'll be stupid and also up
zero damage team
yeah our team has zero damage it's kinda cooked
if heckerim goes ahead we lose again
I
Go for the pee
proc my shield, Hackerim
proc it
I'm Patrick the star
Close.
Gonna form an E though.
game's over.
I'm close.
I can't
close
I'll breath I think this game.
I have been slain.
An ally has been slain.
A killing spree.
An ally has been slain.
I'm going to play Malphite in the first place.
I really had no health by the way cause I was grievous wounded.
Nice, doesn't recall him again.
I'm moving as fast as I can.
Shut the page.
Shut down.
An island has to be slain.
got it
Close.
I'm freezing, goodluck to you.
Stay down!
Yes!
of
I'm moving as fast as I can.
almost
back to freezing
boom
getting game
play 16 minutes
minutes.
Yelef F. Repeat.
You save time if you f of a game.
If you play a game for 40 minutes and you lose.
If you FF the same game, you save 15 minutes.
I couldn't get it before W
I'll base
of
They're gonna mega flank us.
I'll defend this somewhere.
I can't get the kill
I'm not using it
Why didn't I think of Rando's earlier?
to ring strinda
help me fortune
Just fresh hit me with like 5 hooks this fight.
I can win surprisingly this is winnable
I should have scone.
I'm going to ulti, if I can defend inhibitor it's worth, okay worth to ulti there, oh
We got a little bit
Sweet
Maybe we can't end.
Can someone else take this gold and use us with it?
You take a drive, then.
Oh, I got it, anyways.
It's really nice to see that I've got a lady next to me. I actually beat him on the side, though.
some way I get caught here right
Nooo!
Careful, misfortune, we need you alive.
We can't be so toxic actually.
Nice, GG.
clean game
clean game
I slept badly, my back is hurting, is it bad if my back is hurting at 26, am I cooked?
Chat actually, there was something I wanted to talk to you guys about.
chat chat chat chat chat do you remember that one time when i solo killed faker in the
bot tier bush?
wow look at that.
Let me talk about the sponsor, this plate, okay?
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There's so many, there's hundreds, thousands of posters. Hard to decide which one I would want the most.
I picked Sion into Camille, this is a good matchup for Sion, don't let anyone convince
you that Camille counters Sion, so many one tricks, Camille one trick, Sameer one trick,
and r1 trick
read my e-mail lulay
okay
is this you?
why are you saddling me?
what's your problem dude?
It's been a too long.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
40,000 mils unread. I don't read my emails.
Forget the faces of the people here to displace with your naked butt, the 5 mil.
Points to reward.
Emails used to have some power to them but these days, if it's actually important, people don't email you about it.
Like, let's be for real.
Like, yes, 10 years ago, business email, of course.
You talk in business, go email me, you know?
You want to talk about something serious, email me.
In 2025, closing in on 2026,
important stuff doesn't doesn't go for email
back in 2019 when i was a nobody really
I got a message for a job, it was like a job offer, job interview, to join G2 as their substitute.
That went through Skype, we used Skype for that.
No one used email.
Lost Ratones, lost gear.
Contacted they wanted the best of the best I get contacted where I get contacted to discord, okay?
No, important all the important stuff is discord and Skype nothing important goes for emails anymore Shatt
It's 125
Unemployed take I'm not unemployed though. I'm a professional professional player for lots of tones
Kill me, kill me!
perfect reset for the Dirk.
She's resetting 100% these 4 minutes.
Oh Christ, disgust me
Flash didn't go
Oh my god, damn my bad
I could play that so much better.
Oh, I get a kill off here.
Helloooooo
Oh boy
I think I'm dead 26 damage what's the point
I went pretty good.
Actually I had to use my ulti and I still died.
I probably have better off just dying without using ulti there,
because I it's on cooldown and I can't really fight the Camille.
I'm slowly poking her out.
If she goes for the plant like this, I'm crashing the wave.
been could gank me here, doesn't seem like it.
I'm gonna have a nasty tempo for the grubs, like completely disgusting tempo.
Is there a plant in the river?
No, there isn't.
Guys, if I'm staying...
If I'm staying, I'm dying.
I can't take this range if I take the range I'm dead.
He's above!
Nice!
Big!
What am I?
I'm playing for kill on Kimmel now. I have full item, she has a machine. It's disgusting how much stronger I am than her.
She could base in TP and match my items, but she's not gonna do that because she's full health.
She's playing way too safe.
Fine.
Killed this guy.
No
Kill this guy
So
Camille, you need to reset. You have so much money. But you're completely useless if
you don't reset first.
Women is like breathing.
It's Daydravu, and he's gonna go here again.
Oh.
Nevermind.
I never mind.
Oh my god she got a full triforce from that pack.
i probably lose now
well, proxies in the wave
Get me out!
No, the tower shot is coming.
Ah!
Fuck!
Get me out!
No, the tower shot is coming.
Ah, fuck!
Come on!
That spear doesn't land.
Turret plating will soon fall.
An enemy has been slain.
No!
The enemy is coming.
The enemy has been slain.
The slain is strong.
Tramper is weak.
I have 20 CS on her and she's out leveling me.
Hello, balls. I noticed you removed the speedrun category from your stream. Does this mean
you've completed your speedrun? Are you done trying the most best in a single game? Or
are you done with your speedrun for the most healthy and lost in event? Please clarify.
I'm lucky she doesn't miss a spear like what the fuck
Killing spree.
I swear I collected like, 15 flowers this game.
I wish he just beats me by the way, he's just tabbed by Triforce.
There's no winning here anymore.
Kermit, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit.
no fighting
i have to ulti early here otherwise i get chemil ulted
unlucky
get the herald, get the heraldraven
Oh
Oh
I'm going to have to make it to be shattered.
What have I paid?
Thank you.
Hey, back off.
This game is GG. Yeah, GG for us. I know why we're losing this.
I'm dead
fuck
I thought you said this was a free matchup?
Yeah.
I'm forwarded to CS up.
I'm gonna kill this guy
I was also hoping that would go better when I feel like there should have been two for
for one at least.
I'm not faking the TP on him.
Run, Nautilus!
Get out of there!
How many battles have I won?
I must go slain.
Enemy killing is for me.
I'm dead.
Now hold on, we can win this guys, we can win this, come on.
Let's go!
What a clutch!
You killed my friend!
No, don't steal it!
Can I even one shot anyone where am I just piss weak?
I think I'm dead.
I need a linoar
I'm not gonna lie, this Jason has pinged me like five different locations this game
I don't know if this guy has some kind of problem
He's knocked!
Nooo!
That was not even close.
You push mid, I push bot.
I think this dragon is gonna be hard, but we can try.
Oh my god, I should have ulted earlier.
No way
The force the messy of me
Can I TP here and chase them?
She's too fast!
I am dead to queen.
I got a lot of health
I played exactly like Baucing got banned on League.
There's a risk of that, yeah.
i would suggest have your dad work in rile to get undone
Bro their champions are so pfking queen Also Amir no flash but we don't have ulti
so give give inhibitor I could defend bot if you guys defend mid
That's it!
guys
guys
Boat is dead.
No hang on!
Vote no!
Vote no!
They don't have wave.
Nah dude.
Ah, GG.
Ah, my team was dark shit, what can I do?
Report yourselves. Thank you.
this is smoking weed thank you for sub
that
pl
the design games
I don't get it
and I'm sorry on let's play real champion an actual strong champion
What are you playing Gragas anymore?
Gragas is terrible champion, easiest week.
Is Fiora ADC problem?
I'm going to go
Not the Jax.
Let's play a Jax game.
Always have a good time on the champion.
But the problem with Jax right now is that he's going to be so fun next season.
It's like, I can't wait for next season Jax.
That's legit going to be cinema.
Did this guy pick Yone into Jax or am I missing something?
Oh no, it's his fear atop, would ignite.
Baldrull.
Nobody say anything, I have stream mode on, no one say anything, don't let him know, he'll know after the game.
What do I start here?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's all a check-in on him.
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't check in on him, what the fuck.
Don't worry, don't worry Kato, we're winning this one.
I'll make sure of it.
Fiora, ready for a rematch?
Fiora, ready for a rematch?
Hey, boss, when are you making another top lane guide?
I need help climbing
If I can just make it to 400
If I can make the 400, I am not making it.
This is for sure Doran's Shields match up.
Dark Seed is a little bit greedy.
Not playable.
I'm going for a cloth.
of
This is so scary, I'm so scared, she's gonna kill me.
If I die one time the lane is over immediately, but I can't be either.
How can I be on this wave?
I should recall on this wave, you know?
Now I can regret not re-quadling
WHAAAAT
something didn't hit her there bro FF like what the fuck is bro this not even close by
By the way, every minion I step up for, I lose half my health.
And now she's 6 and I'm 5, so I just die when she gets back.
6, 7
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Can I get some help here please?
Execute I can't man.
Bro.
Hold the wave please.
Thank you.
I should have went probably Symbodic Souls here.
Yeah.
If my old Kalhari comrades saw me now, they'd probably say I've lost my touch.
We got him, yeah?
It's time to proc Z.
No way!
Time to proxy!
You're gonna miss the whole wave for this.
I'm dead, I'm messed up here.
Yeah I'm dead.
i should never die here, like not a million years
oh my god i'm inting kader
bravo
oh my god
You are such an OP champion, like, hello?
Are you guys seeing this?
I'm dead, like.
you missed the cannon for this fiora
Yeah, it's worth.
We win the Simon.
Why is he saying Simon?
He never calls me Simon.
I'm never hearing his name Simon in his life.
Where is he calling me that?
I'm dead again like I can't play we need to help us
An ally has been slain.
Your card has won this one.
A killing spree.
Hmm, any good fishing spots around here?
Worf. Don't ff we can win this.
Even though I've got how many guys
She's so fucking OP disgusting.
the
this cork needs to actually relax with this flame
I'm so good for you, I'm holding, holding shit, you're so good.
give me a shot down here
maybe not getting one
go, i'm flanking
give me a shot down so i can carry
me and kairu get shot down
this is winnable
What would you believe it?
What would you believe it?
No one dies.
What the fuck?
They all flashed, right?
Magari flashed, Siljan flashed for sure.
No one has flashed now.
I didn't need me to do this.
I'm Bando.
It's a joke to this guy.
Real joke to this guy.
All of these fewer is kind of weak.
I'll go one with one of them.
Well, the end of the world isn't going to stop itself.
Bye bye.
You're such a door gate, Trollx. What is your combos?
She's dead there if you know how to play your sham.
If you're on no flash.
I was sure it was level 16, I had a fire chicken that's so fed though.
I know I'm doing it there.
through why isn't well going in this disgusting inter
don't ff we can win
I don't like this attitude, this guy is talking as if the game is lost.
I like him.
please go rel my rel is not pressing buttons oh big
She's literally trolling by the way, she's literally trolling.
So it's you?
I'm not trolling, I just got diktoned.
Like, but I'm not actually trolling, I just got fucking fisted.
There's a difference.
REL, DO SOMETHING!
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
FF, FF, FF, FF, FF.
Nice try. You couldn't quite win this one, unfortunately. Hang on. Nice try guys. Damn.
unfortunate
Kader you didn't get an honor to give out or I'm pretty sure you get like an honor to give out every game at least one
Gato, you didn't have an honor to give or?
Thank you for your report.
Oh yeah, I reported it.
I will honor the Ryotr that fixes this shit-piece game.
Yeah.
I'm right there with you, coach.
get rid of these trollers and out in our games
That game was so weird though.
I have to start door and shield though.
I used rock up level 1 and she just, I don't know.
This viewer champion is so weird though.
Where can I see match history?
I mean they just rock up with grasp, bone plating and some impact level 1 and they like ignite
as well and like it's so toxic.
It's so fucking toxic.
Fuck that champion.
Why do you never play Fiora?
now she's on skill champion
i don't play easy to play champions
did you watch doomsday trailer? i did
chills
Snake, OB, thank you for subbing.
Queen Top where we riot
Bro, Queen Top is...
Queen Top is getting hard nerfed next season, they're removing the boots
The champion is completely overpowered
I stopped enjoying the champion cause it felt like...
It felt unskilled in a way
The recalling queen was too OP
Which don't get it twisted I invented recalling Quinn. That's my invention
Looks like another jacks game
Hopefully you'll go better this time around.
I was up y'all not the cannon AD Drax
Yes, I'm going ADJUX, prepping for the LSE.
This matchup is so free, it's unloosable.
Jax is getting nerfed next season.
The games will start a lot sooner, like minions will have already spawned at like
30 seconds so you won't have any time to fish in the river
One more.
EFK warning, I'm fishing!
I'm gonna suck my passive
I'm going to let this wave push into me, I'm going to make it a long lane, I'm going
to run him down, I'm going to kill him.
All I need to do is clear two of these minions so he doesn't have level advantage.
Really important I don't eat the creeps because I want the wave to push into me.
I want to make it a long lane.
Flash.
Oh, that was a real dark ship on me.
I'm gonna have to let it crash now cause I fucked up.
Eh, what?
Got him!
Alright, that was the four minutes of gameplay where I have AD on Jax.
Now let's build AP.
and let's see how it goes from now on
start 1-0, let's see what score I'm ending on
only minion blocked
I don't see this, if we wait my CD's we can dive.
just let the stacks run out
yes, that's work
beautiful
wow
and again a little bit of AP and all of a sudden I'm completely vominine
I don't know Shant
this build seems OP
With Jax, if you have 2 AD and 2 AP like this, in enemy team, you want to prioritize Madog
Resist because your E stops all the physical damage from coming in, so you need to prioritize
uh stopping medic damage on you
cause that's what realistically gonna kill you in a lot of fights
and you're dead
nevermind
fuck i thought he had his bar filled
I could have killed him probably maybe not no reason to take the risk
I have to dive even if the jungler is here
Worth
Yeah, I think that was it actually.
Ah, give shot then.
I jacks E in the shower, that's not even mean, pretty good trade, it's not hard right?
counterplay
I'm dead oh fuck me
I could have went better.
Boss do you celebrate Christmas?
I do but it's lowkey the worst holiday of them all.
At least how I've been in my family in Sweden. It's like it lasts the entire day, you know
And it's like so much boring stuff on Christmas
Like some holidays is like an evening. It's chill. It's only good
Christmas is like the entire day long and you can't get out of it
I
Love you balls also check what happened to pre-law
Oh my god, those ent
I want to dive him, got him, there we go.
Resto, fengbuil 10 gift subs, much appreciated, thank you.
Where are they?
oh Jesus what the fuck
I guess I'm going bot.
I don't know, we're giving Zaheem platings here.
I can hunt this a little bit.
Control major's counter Jax, not much I can do here really.
He's pushed away in her face and then B.
When I go back to the place, we go back to Woodlame's assignments.
Thank you.
Help!
Easy.
Easy.
Come on.
What are LEC players gonna do when they get to the top?
What are LEC players going to do when they've been learning this new champion Zaheem?
Oh, latest top laner.
Oh, let's try and learn and pick up this new Zaheem champion.
Oh, AP Drax.
GG.
GG.
Why are you always gaslighting people that APJax is good, it is, it's very good.
Didn't we test it on stream yesterday, what was better, AD or APJax and in majority of
The test, APJax came out ahead.
I'm right to TP.
I'm bot instead.
Approximately one more than we'd be and go bot.
Arnold is happening.
They're in here.
I entered big time.
It's fine, we can still play the dragon.
working eco died when we won so we have to decide if we want to defend top or play dragon
This guy is inter.
I'm dead.
I'm in there as well
Oh my god, that game is a little bit cucked up.
has been destroyed
They're all one by the way, they're all one hand, kill them!
Come on Senna, come on Swain!
They must die here, like they have to.
Oh my god.
The man on this guy.
I guess he has mana.
I guess he just has unlimited mana, nevermind
you're mad
now, you'll must care for the humblest
your team has destroyed a turret
I have no range.
You can kill me, I don't want to live FF face up
We have 50 or 4 yes votes, but Surrender Road failed.
Everybody D seed, everybody left because they thought the game is over.
I hope they both get like lever buster
I'm getting farmed up, don't worry team I'm coming
I'm fed now. I can carry.
Yep.
There we go.
It's kind of a burn angle though.
Imagine if we win this game, even though we literally voted yes on the surrender vote
and it bugged out.
is a christmas miracle say on it stay on it stay on it don't back down good
luck. I'm TPing. They're coming. Everybody run! Everybody run! The scary ones are coming.
oh my god I'm so fed oh my god it's over
give me red buff and i hit 1v9
so bad
IV
IV here
Come on we can win this
I'm pushing bot so we have something to push.
No real reason for me to farm on full build already.
is a rubber last always? probably
shan it's a Christmas miracle
we voted yes on the surrender vote
it was about to be over
two people disconnected all the ford
and then the ff didn't go through
and now we're stuck in the game and we're winning
Santa is real
You're doing that yourselves guys.
I think I should have stayed.
Did I int here?
I for sure did.
and learn. I ulti on you, right? You have no ulti! And you're dead. If I can speedrun
RUBBA
speedrun rubba before baron
Nambi, this guy is too strong
I hope I'm not inting with this recall
FUUUUCK I WAS inting with the recall
maybe he dies
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
Ah, Bayden.
It was actually just a bait.
I knew by standing here and recalling, it would have been- it's the perfect position
to not only bait him, but also make him like E into me so that I would be able to wall
and then he would have to follow me with the flash.
And then I would buy enough time for my team to go there and be able to play
pick up the one-for-one and this way it's worth it because he burned flash and I
didn't. I could go Sonya's last item instead of Rabadon or I could go Void
stab because they have so much MR or Bloodletter. I could go Bloodletter, it's
little bit boring item but it's the best one because I need spike right now
I'm ready to TP guys, it's Baron or Dragon more important here.
Coming.
I missed.
Oh my god, I missed.
It's probably GG.
It is so GG by the way.
Oh the GG
It is so GG by the way
I cannot defend this
I'm dead
oh my god Christmas miracle Christmas is ruined this year
I'm losing every game like this is so unplayable.
no wins i'm just losing a lose after lose
the only game i won was when i was literally trolling with malphite
like i genuinely was trolling that game
and that's the only game i won
bro like i don't get it
Every time it's in the game it's 1v9, every time.
It's the same Echo, I've had the same Echo in my team for 3 games in a row and he's such a bad player.
Happy holidays.
He's horrible, he's gonna be another loose.
At least I'm red, so as I get to see my matchup I'm not gonna stomp lane this game.
That's the plan.
Fuck picking for comp, fuck anything, like fixing the team comp, I'm just gonna pick
whatever is best for laning phase.
Riven top.
What destroys Riven?
Buy your queen.
I'm going buy.
good ol' my
oh no please dodge
this guy's serious
what's that supposed to mean?
I'm running Ignite because I'm killing this Riven 20 times, oh she went Ignite as well,
There's gonna be a bloodbath.
20-0 ribbon. This room is not gonna be 20-0.
They'll never know what him.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
30 seconds to convenience spawn.
why are you starting claw farm or refillable with ignite, why not it's good
claw farm or refillable is better than longsword refillable
And I'm not going Doran's obviously, Doran's items are bad for you.
My next best option is Clawformer refill.
GG.
GG
come on come on huh you don't win this ribbon you don't win that
oh my god it's not crashing I need to make it crash
Oh, flash.
Hohoho!
Got it, beautiful. Life is good.
She could proxy the wave here, not much I can do to stop it.
I stopped it.
She walks up along this minions, I'm all inning her.
hey you wanna fight? relax reman, you do not wanna fight
staying? i am gonna die with you
If she stuns my Q it goes off of cooldown and now I can kill her.
Boom boom boom!
Got her!
Yeah, if your Q gets easy with Y it's a little bit like Scion it will go on much shorter CD.
So I bait her out there.
This is one of the advantages and benefits from playing an unconventional pick is this ribbon doesn't know what Y does.
This ribbon doesn't know that that's how it works, you know?
I'm doing it.
You can't blame her either.
They have Janna ribbon, maybe I go Serpent Fang.
But I also can't blame her for dying twice because after all I am an LEC player.
How much you can do.
be closer
I think she's gonna try and proxy her
it's her only way out of this game
get her, get her, get her, get her
no range
I could be for serpent fang here
This guy's ulted venture, she probably beats me by the way
Nevermind.
Oh, can't react to that.
Can't react.
Impossible to react to that.
Very important with Vi is to always, same with Gragas right?
You never want to flash Q, you always want to Q flash.
It's ten times harder to react to.
Little bit harder to do, yeah but once you get the hang of it, it's a lot better to
do.
I think I can start it pretty easily though.
I'm coming.
get her!
get over here
i can still go
nah
warf warf warf
I was 5-0 and I didn't give a shut down
was that right?
Why does my jacks have two longswords and enemy vehicle has a triforce?
You need to recall man.
I'm just mad there, you see the gun
This Rivenor
I might be dead
I'm alive
Kill this killer, he's so good.
Baby?
Hi Rich
I have no mana!
Is this warded item below?
Let me pull right away
Classic by mana struggles
Buy mana moonay honestly, does any champion in the game even buy mana moonay except s
Oh my god, proxy the wave ribbon!
i forgot
if you hit a wall hit it hard
I wanna go on this guy
oh boy
oh
fuck
it was good until it was sent
They're even even using anything here.
I don't know if I beat her if she has R advantage
Or if she's roaming
Or if she walks out I can
I'm fucking...
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yep.
Go.
Where are you going?
Okay, it's all right.
All the slay on basing
No tower for you.
Tower for me?
Riven as a buy now.
I can't go too deep, like I cannot one shot when she has tabi, this is life
I need 3 items
I'm doing my job.
Riven!
They will make a top play.
This is my time to shine.
If she stays I die.
I'm fine.
I stay, yeah?
I see everybody. It would be only Tristana who can come down here.
Gonna have to juke her. Oh, she's safe mid, nice and fine.
3k gold. Oh my god.
I'm coming
What?
Kill him!
i missed
it had by on the cally you
Tabbai, Riven, Tabbai are calmly like nasty.
Ah, we have no damage.
Wow!
I can look mid
Maybe I should not expect this, because we are in the top lane
Hello!
Nice
I will never doubt you again the employee FFS hashtag L our win
You don't have damage my turn
She fought she fought you had me
I wonder how LEC players, coaches, scouts are going to react when I go into LEC and I drop bombs.
12 kills, 12 and 2, a Liffalte Vi, you know.
I think I'm going to get international eyes on me.
Asian team is going to want to pick me up.
We'll see though.
I see a long.
Hello.
Die.
stop my back justana coward
I'll never know what I'm doing.
I'm smiling back on this.
It wasn't Akali here.
Don't even think about it, don't even think about it, mm-mm, no.
I'm dead I'm dead bro bad flash
I feel like we don't appreciate Santa enough in this world
I guess we're sieging bot guys come here.
Happy holidays boys.
We already got mid and in the middle we need bot.
I'll defend vs ribbon if I have to.
I knew it.
I'm dead.
I knew this would happen.
my bad
they died for it
Come on guys.
Can lose.
Hashtag pray.
Bro, you're only watching to see me lose.
Well it can't be a very fun stream then.
If you're only here to watch me lose, sorry man.
sorry must be you must be having terrible days then since I only win
You need to beat down
We can end
Top inhibitor end, anything works
Fifteen and four.
Almost perfectly balanced out the 0-12 game you had earlier.
I didn't go 0-12 today.
Oh.
Wait, Kato messaged me saying, I don't need to go to Berlin next year, what does that mean?
Am I playing from home or how am I going to be able to play the LSE if I'm not going
to Berlin.
Chat, it's so funny how you guys always say fired.
Oh, balls fired.
Chat, I am the team.
Chat, what do you mean fired?
I do the firing.
I fire people.
People don't fire me, okay?
You have to realize that.
The boss is not just a name, okay?
It's a role within the team.
I should probably head out.
In Sweden we have tradition.
We stay up late at night and gamble or like do a lottery ticket on the TV.
So I'm gonna go to my family's place, my parents place and do that.
Bingo, yeah exactly, we're doing bingo.