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02-21-2026 · 3h 51m

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[00:00:00] I don't know what I'm saying, but I'm not sure what I'm saying, but I don't know what I'm saying.
[00:00:22] I
[00:00:44] Know what I'm guys what I'm what I'm
[00:00:52] We're going to play clash today, a little churn.
[00:01:49] I'm gonna do that
[00:01:55] 547 viewers bro fell off
[00:01:58] Having 500 people
[00:02:02] Interested and watching what you're doing
[00:02:07] Calling that falling off is a crazy statement because that is a great accomplishment
[00:02:12] We picked Shen, Giga, Serpent Fang value this game.
[00:02:23] I'm gonna go debol-noir skin
[00:02:53] Did you see the new Spider-Man?
[00:03:08] I don't get it, is there like a trailer out or something?
[00:03:20] I'm doing this my way there is we gotta watch that done is it is it is it Marvel Marvel
[00:03:34] Spiral Spiral.
[00:03:36] Chills.
[00:03:49] No bomb plating on this guy.
[00:04:04] the
[00:04:17] great the shield then go
[00:04:25] got to respect his level 2 level up
[00:04:30] If I can Q his E down.
[00:04:37] It's not a bad over trade.
[00:05:00] Oh
[00:05:11] Going
[00:05:18] I do
[00:05:30] Strongest top laner, what is your bench press, balls?
[00:05:45] I can do like 10 reps at least.
[00:05:52] I'm going so great for this channel here.
[00:06:45] he's now gonna slow push into me this guy is cooked
[00:06:54] I just have to make sure I don't get cheese ganked
[00:07:11] boom
[00:07:15] Finally, some top-fi. What a blessing.
[00:07:28] Ohhhh!
[00:07:31] Flashing in on my bone plating. You gotta check the bone plating, man.
[00:07:36] It's all a bolo.
[00:07:45] I can't stay for the wave. Middele will just skip her camp and come kill me.
[00:07:52] And then she will freeze the wave for him so I have to take the bad reset here and lose minions.
[00:07:57] It is what it is.
[00:07:59] One thing you have to learn in League of Legends is you don't want to give your opponent kills.
[00:08:07] But if they kill you they get bloody.
[00:08:17] Probably getting ganked here after her crugs.
[00:08:30] Wow!
[00:08:37] I want to try and bait her to stay here but I don't have a ward so it's really hard to do.
[00:08:42] She might just have enough to be here, you know.
[00:08:57] Wait, this guy's moving. He instantly moves to river when he takes a bad trade. Make me think she's still around, you know.
[00:09:07] Help me, help me, help me, help me.
[00:09:35] yeah this is winning
[00:09:46] yeah I killed them both
[00:09:51] Oh
[00:09:53] Big big big big big big
[00:09:56] I just still go serpent fang this game
[00:10:22] Damn, Bowser, you are kind of 1v9.
[00:10:30] Thank you.
[00:10:31] Appreciate that.
[00:10:32] Appreciate that.
[00:10:33] I'm diving.
[00:11:00] We'll need to live here.
[00:11:07] It's a risk I'm willing to take.
[00:11:10] This guy has flash right?
[00:11:18] I am inting am I not?
[00:11:20] I am inting.
[00:11:22] Really, really bad angle.
[00:11:25] To go for a dive.
[00:11:26] I need to play it as well.
[00:11:28] I'm gonna give a shot down
[00:11:32] My bad
[00:11:41] The game was a little bit too easy, you know
[00:11:44] Gotta make a...
[00:11:45] A challenge
[00:11:58] I'm my own backup.
[00:12:08] Yes, tabi's now.
[00:12:15] still a cannon?
[00:12:17] she does a still a cannon
[00:12:19] why is she still dead?
[00:12:45] I missed the camera.
[00:13:15] I'm coming mid
[00:13:30] Brother matchup mid lane
[00:13:32] Yone 0-5, Yasuo 5-0, it's a stomp.
[00:13:52] It's nearly gonna open here on raptors, probably.
[00:13:58] I have to go to the wave and then I have to go. Then I can do something. Maybe I can do something on her crugs.
[00:14:03] But Shen is guilty here.
[00:14:07] Realistically I would never be able to do anything. But maybe with certain things I can go through Shen ult.
[00:14:17] Oh, she's bot.
[00:14:28] Nice!
[00:14:48] I'm destroying him
[00:15:10] 17 and 3, what a stomp
[00:15:12] I'm doing this my way
[00:15:42] If this game doesn't get FF'd then ASAP has too much power.
[00:16:04] Y stands for 1 by 9 when I play it.
[00:16:33] opening on this lane, I thought he would open top, that's why I based. I guess I'll
[00:16:37] use tipi top and take plating stun, if he does that.
[00:17:03] was better bounce crit early fallity by the best villain bounce and build crit hality
[00:17:51] Nice!
[00:17:59] Balls stands for best around you suck.
[00:18:06] Balls, you promised us last time to stream early. It's 2 a.m. In Australia.
[00:18:11] You've been missing lately, which is fine and understandable.
[00:18:14] Now that you got fired from the job, you should kept the promise.
[00:18:17] I never got fired from Loser Tones, bro.
[00:18:20] I don't know why people keep saying this, bro.
[00:18:24] I have not got fired from Loser Tones.
[00:18:28] What are we saying?
[00:18:30] I lost so many games yesterday, I'm 1300 or so now, I lost 4 games in a row, I'm still
[00:18:58] challenger though I'm bottom of the barrel I'm the lowest of challengers
[00:19:10] I'm locking in, I'll start winning now.
[00:19:40] I appreciate it.
[00:20:10] Do you sleep in quite late?
[00:20:18] I wake up around 1.
[00:20:22] One PM.
[00:20:25] i put the lorm at one
[00:20:44] is there any way to make queen work this patch?
[00:20:47] queen is fine but queen is back to what she used to be ten years ago you know
[00:20:52] She's just this Morgz man who flies around the map quite fast, but, you know, I lost my feel for her, because she got chatty-bt'd in a way.
[00:21:10] Bomba.
[00:21:22] New patch chat, new patch a few days ago, should we read if there's something good on there?
[00:21:34] A lot of changes.
[00:21:37] Anything changing for me?
[00:21:41] Oh I'm out of middle lane, Chatter is a strategy I've been wanting to try out, it's not like
[00:22:02] Giga strategy is just something that I might be that I think might be met on mid lane or like OP secret pick mid lane
[00:22:12] But for it I need to ban
[00:22:15] Maybe are
[00:22:32] It's why. Why me this crazy OP this season.
[00:22:38] It might be the strongest pick in the game.
[00:22:42] But, um...
[00:22:45] We need some AP. Should I have an AD champion?
[00:22:50] Maybe he'll pick AP bot laner.
[00:22:54] They picked Zona Seraphine. Oh my god.
[00:22:57] Go away, that's perfect. And I go by.
[00:23:04] Best top laner.
[00:23:27] They picked Vi, you're kidding!
[00:23:34] Yeah, give me top, give me top first, I'm not playing with World Vi.
[00:23:51] enemy has so many, every single one of their champion has a shield
[00:24:02] Serpent Fang value is skyrocketing. I'm gonna rush it.
[00:24:23] 5-0 rumble, minute 3 incoming.
[00:24:26] Yeah, maybe he's 5-0, but he's gonna be down 10 CS, so who's the real winner?
[00:24:33] This Warwick has 4 million points of Warwick, chills.
[00:24:58] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[00:25:23] I'm not really sure, I think on my main account I have 5 million maybe.
[00:25:35] Let the best player on EOS top, best decision ever, true.
[00:25:41] You made a really good decision, enemy top.
[00:25:54] Boof, you're on top.
[00:26:11] I don't mind face tanking his E's if it means he's gonna miss CS, because I don't value
[00:26:19] my health bar that highly in this matchup.
[00:26:22] If I can get a CS lead and die, that's a win in my book, someone's gonna come and play side down.
[00:26:43] Well, thank you Proxy, Proxy the wave.
[00:26:47] Yes, you can see the gromp is still here, that means that Vice started bot side and
[00:26:54] pathing up here.
[00:26:56] What does that mean?
[00:26:57] That means that I have to die soon.
[00:27:00] Oh, this guy fucked up, he's gonna lose his flash.
[00:27:14] Oh, I got a perfect, perfect death.
[00:27:17] With a perfect gold for item
[00:27:21] And this rumble has no flash and he has to reset and TP
[00:27:27] Very nice good start
[00:27:47] The
[00:27:53] the
[00:27:54] the
[00:28:00] the
[00:28:07] while we'll be on top camp now
[00:28:14] It's not a bad trade for me, by the way.
[00:28:18] Again, my health bar is not that valuable. His health bar is way more valuable.
[00:28:21] I have to buy ganked instead of doing her grunt, that's weird.
[00:28:46] I don't really kill this guy, but he needs to crash the wave, oh.
[00:29:04] I'm looking.
[00:29:10] oh no way I take two tower shots by the way I don't think I need I don't think
[00:29:19] I'm allowed to touch this wave by the way it will fuck me over if I touch it
[00:29:32] that was unfortunate by the way
[00:29:40] I think I'm pushing.
[00:29:57] the
[00:30:11] we need to die
[00:30:27] I could have probably solo-dove that, didn't have to give, oh he gave a shot on as well.
[00:30:39] Oh my god.
[00:30:51] i think here is where i abandon ship
[00:30:57] there is no laning anymore
[00:31:21] Oh fuck
[00:31:25] How many battles have I won?
[00:31:34] Damn.
[00:31:41] Nice.
[00:32:04] I don't know if there's a ward there or not.
[00:32:34] ahhh
[00:32:54] Good trade
[00:32:56] First high elo players you can do this you will just ulti down the lane and
[00:33:00] And if I mean you can do this against any players I guess and if they dodged shit you will just go in proxy
[00:33:07] And if they tank it you win the trade
[00:33:10] It's a little advanced right I guess
[00:33:16] So if you lose cannon I'm happy
[00:33:18] Yeah, this is not bad.
[00:33:39] Why am I rushing yo moose?
[00:33:40] I said I was gonna go surf and fang.
[00:33:42] I don't know how late I can sacrifice a second item.
[00:34:12] Haha, overheating like that, okay, thank you for the wave.
[00:34:38] One thing you come to realize if you play a lot against Rumble is his overheat is his weakness.
[00:34:45] Like, first of all his overheat auto-attacks, he don't really do that much, like he shouldn't respect it.
[00:34:51] But second of all, once his overheat is over, he has zero hits, then his champion is useless.
[00:34:58] So as soon as enemy Rumble overheats, he needs to play permagressive, because he will be useless for 10 seconds.
[00:35:04] Pretty much.
[00:35:05] It's like good rumble players always keep their heat on like 80, 100.
[00:35:15] Could have helped you.
[00:35:23] It's a ward there now, it's a little bit annoying.
[00:35:53] I don't wanna do the gromp, I kill like I'm gonna die if I try to do the gromp.
[00:36:05] Rumble is not showing on lane.
[00:36:06] Okay there he is.
[00:36:07] Why is top?
[00:36:08] I can do the gromp now.
[00:36:09] Some rich.
[00:36:33] One year to get a ball's kiss.
[00:36:39] In 2026 you don't really do jungle camps for your own sake, it gives me 80 gold which is like yeah it's a cannon fine but you mostly do it to deny enemy jungler.
[00:37:09] Oh my goooood
[00:37:14] She didn't even defying this
[00:37:37] Tigre offing over Saba
[00:37:39] HSD, O, Viya, H, F, D, think we're subbed, I guess.
[00:38:09] She flashed over it.
[00:38:32] She might be the best player on Earth.
[00:38:38] I might have to give Canon here.
[00:38:45] Or just die.
[00:38:52] Super Galaxy, finish me through the remote!
[00:39:00] Canon more valuable than him.
[00:39:17] Uh oh.
[00:39:19] Baby, I'm praying on your t-
[00:39:22] Nice try.
[00:39:44] Oh I can break that shield that he has from the pp.
[00:39:48] He's going to hit him.
[00:40:01] Every time Rumble rushes, Rocky belt is really hard for me to play, because they have a dash
[00:40:05] for my Q.
[00:40:06] I think you're dead though.
[00:40:09] I got the voice.
[00:40:16] Nice, thank you.
[00:40:27] This is the top.
[00:40:30] I'm scared of going close to this bush.
[00:40:46] That's my top.
[00:40:48] I'm going to go on close to this bush.
[00:41:03] Get me out!
[00:41:07] Rare ulti out, I'm gonna go on that.
[00:41:16] Bro, my Talon has more CS than I do, but he's also 13 and 1.
[00:41:29] Like what the fuck, what is his roll?
[00:41:32] Like how does he have 12 CS a minute this guy?
[00:41:38] I'm farming everything, I have not missed a creep this game by the way, and I'm still
[00:41:43] you getting out for him by going the road?
[00:41:49] Hey, what is the damage?
[00:41:55] Ha, flash.
[00:42:13] and out of my house, there's so many people out there.
[00:42:36] I'll use them on the wall and stop them from fighting.
[00:42:43] I can't do shit to this Rumble, he just rocket belts my Q, he's bot now though, I got something
[00:42:59] over this yellow one
[00:43:22] I love that
[00:43:25] to be safe
[00:43:29] This guy is 18 and 1, 19 and 1 in 19 minutes!
[00:43:41] What is happening?
[00:43:43] Where is this guy?
[00:43:50] i finished with more CS than him though
[00:43:57] I think it's chaos, I think it's a talent guy, I think it's a talent guy, I think
[00:44:18] Why don't you build Axe Mark anymore?
[00:44:29] It's hard to fit it in the build.
[00:44:31] There's so many good items to choose from, you can only choose some of them, right?
[00:44:39] If I'm playing versus, if I'm playing versus specific comp where they are heavy ranged
[00:44:45] and heavy CC mostly heavy range like Vayne top they have mage mid and then they have
[00:44:53] double range bot then i would consider going yomus opportunity axiom arc umbrage lay
[00:45:01] bastion breaker versus melee heavy comp my passive does so much work that
[00:45:08] Tritality is better, you know
[00:45:24] Look at this shot I 70 CS on the rumble and I had a tower on him and I
[00:45:32] Only had one thousand gold on him
[00:45:35] That's crazy man, it's crazy
[00:45:38] I feel like I played this game really well and then I only have 1000 gold lead, doesn't
[00:45:46] make any sense.
[00:45:51] My jungler was up.
[00:45:53] More than double what the fuck.
[00:45:58] Even half then.
[00:46:05] whatever
[00:46:07] So I'll see you next.
[00:46:37] Vex, it's not a, it's an ADC, it's a, Samira was released after 2020, right?
[00:46:52] So it's like, no, Seri was also released late.
[00:46:59] Kaisa. Before Kaisa, Saiya. Even before that, Wayne.
[00:47:19] clue why stands for stupid spowder
[00:47:36] knowledge through disintegration as well cause chills
[00:47:42] knowledge through disintegration
[00:47:49] Dorius next bro this is too easy I don't know if they make this game or too
[00:47:55] easy or if I'm just too smart you know this is gonna be Lux Annie
[00:48:20] This is Lux.
[00:48:24] This is Rel.
[00:48:36] Zyndra doesn't have a staff.
[00:48:39] Story Guardian, something, with a staff.
[00:48:42] stuff.
[00:48:43] Okay am I crazy to think Lulu?
[00:48:50] Maybe it is Indra.
[00:48:59] This looks very obvious but I don't know I did Lux already.
[00:49:04] blank? I don't know. Janna.
[00:49:34] Shad you said there was a new Spider-Man trailer.
[00:49:42] Where is it?
[00:49:49] Brand new day.
[00:49:51] Oh man.
[00:49:53] Oh man, you ready for this?
[00:50:02] What the fuck is that? The spider noir black and white teaser?
[00:50:07] Are these the same movies?
[00:50:09] I think it's the one with Tom Holland
[00:50:32] Shaz, why does that 46,000 views? Is this...
[00:50:35] Is this fake?
[00:50:55] Holy chills!
[00:50:57] It's all remembered who he is, you know?
[00:51:27] Damn.
[00:51:41] Black and white is the new one.
[00:51:43] But this is not from Holland.
[00:51:49] I got to pick my champion 2 seconds.
[00:52:08] Tell me why.
[00:52:09] You already know how it ends.
[00:52:12] Oh, then start from the beginning.
[00:52:17] Who's that?
[00:52:19] Nicolas Cage?
[00:52:22] I'm sorry, but Nicolas Cage might be the worst actor of all time.
[00:52:32] Like this guy is...
[00:52:34] Impulsive.
[00:52:36] What's going on, Ben?
[00:52:46] It's not Spider-Man, though.
[00:52:48] Is it Spider-Man?
[00:53:06] What do you think your not over there?
[00:53:24] this genuiner looks dark shit
[00:53:26] oh yeah
[00:53:34] that genuiner looked like ass water
[00:53:45] need some grog
[00:53:54] I didn't get the XP, got it for that one.
[00:54:10] This banner is going to be disgusting until I get lost chapter.
[00:54:28] You're still on the leaderboard in the left footlayer of the game, Lost Ratonus.
[00:55:26] Yeah, Warwick is on the loose, care.
[00:55:33] If we fight Warwick Mundo we will lose the game.
[00:55:40] Oh, it means they're not...
[00:56:10] I mean my jungler's master tier we're gonna lose the game
[00:56:12] Minus one chat, is there a reason why this twitch chat is calling for the minus one?
[00:56:42] Like, can you guys explain this concept for me?
[00:56:46] Is it because I'm gonna lose? Oh wait...
[00:56:52] Because you're calling for the cannon loss?
[00:56:54] Am I losing the cannon here?
[00:56:57] Wait...
[00:57:00] I didn't realize...
[00:57:03] That this cannon was gonna...
[00:57:05] Ah...
[00:57:12] I mean this game is cooked, this game is too sero for fun.
[00:57:37] a flash, right flash, fuck
[00:58:05] the
[00:58:19] did you want one out today balls
[00:59:35] haha
[00:59:49] I'm built
[01:00:35] I'm gonna push mid-league, Grubbs, but Grubbs is used as an objective.
[01:01:05] I'm fucking dead.
[01:01:30] Oooooooh, luck her up
[01:02:00] Yeah, this game is lost.
[01:02:30] I can't fucking move.
[01:02:47] Just wanted to say thank you for sharing me just how much of a paycheck Steela every
[01:02:51] player is.
[01:02:53] Got Emerald 4 as a support recently and it's because I follow the messy of League.
[01:03:23] and enemy has been slain
[01:04:23] Nice, good job.
[01:04:40] Cyclosword, fiend hunter, and why?
[01:04:47] Cyclosword is a fake, lethality item, fiend hunter, no point, just go with the criticality
[01:04:53] Let's go to Balzenbill since he's the best, Mathematica speaking.
[01:05:15] What's up guys, how are you doing today?
[01:05:19] I'm doing alright, thank you.
[01:05:23] Your turret has been destroyed.
[01:05:25] Your turret has been destroyed.
[01:05:28] And the enemy is on the stalker.
[01:05:33] I'm on it.
[01:05:47] I get his ulti like that is huge. His ulti is way more valuable than mine.
[01:05:51] So him now ult is really good
[01:06:14] I can't flash combo him cause he has barrier
[01:06:21] I'm dead.
[01:06:39] are CC'ing and I got more trads.
[01:06:56] Ah, let's go.
[01:06:57] Damage.
[01:07:09] Well, Caitlyn, I hope you're the goat, Cait, because you're gonna need to carry this.
[01:07:39] Yeah, yeah
[01:07:51] Look at these guys
[01:08:09] They didn't even recall after that, they went herald.
[01:08:34] I'm coming mid
[01:09:04] Is it damage, build, hyper game, full damage.
[01:09:10] I'll go Void's up next.
[01:09:34] I might be dub, yeah, this is super dub.
[01:10:01] our kit is in ornium
[01:10:11] didn't even blame her though
[01:10:14] maybe we should do the dragon
[01:10:31] I'm gonna TP bot here, honestly I'm going, worried there's no way I can push my tower
[01:10:40] in time for me to make this play and get there.
[01:10:56] about time to get out
[01:11:03] leave the inter, let the inter die
[01:11:19] I thought the back worked
[01:11:56] It's time for this gigatron.
[01:12:51] Sorry, sorry.
[01:13:21] Mundo!
[01:13:25] Mundo!
[01:13:26] Yeah, we can ask him. Nice.
[01:13:30] Nice game, bro.
[01:13:51] Your turret has been destroyed.
[01:13:58] Your turret has been destroyed.
[01:14:21] Well, we have soul in 25 seconds if enemy gets can't take soul on Udur, no not Udur
[01:14:46] I believe we lose the game, so I am coming.
[01:14:51] Ah, the two interiors are dead again, shocker.
[01:14:55] I will flash on Kais.
[01:15:12] Well, I think the drake is gone.
[01:15:16] and now we can have them
[01:15:30] don't defend you can't
[01:15:46] GG is nice try it not
[01:16:01] What was that?
[01:16:25] What was this talent?
[01:16:50] I love you.
[01:17:01] Cryptolighting resub, appreciate it.
[01:17:20] Happy DK live from your sub.
[01:17:43] Which champions ultimate do you think would feel the best IRL if he was used on you?
[01:17:51] Sign ultimate.
[01:17:55] Sign ultimate into the wall baby.
[01:18:13] the
[01:18:27] loss of its own as one
[01:19:02] You'll boo Luke, thank you for sub, appreciate it.
[01:19:27] Would you rather cardus ult your alps or Soraka ult your homies?
[01:19:52] card result means they will die. So as you know what I've noticed, we talk way to, the
[01:20:02] way we are is like we don't realize the seriousness in murdering. Like murders are not taking
[01:20:11] as serious as it should be.
[01:20:28] Some of these murderers are getting fucking documentary serious about them, and people
[01:20:32] are like, oh, oh, I'm gonna watch this guy's documentary about murdering people, and it's
[01:20:37] It's like, no, no.
[01:20:44] He's a terrible person.
[01:20:47] Time I see love you.
[01:20:51] Murder is a horrible thing.
[01:21:07] I would watch move about you.
[01:21:32] I'm actually demoting from Challenger, Unreal, because I get shitters in the team.
[01:22:02] You
[01:22:32] why ban eight rocks? I don't really have a locked ban right now, I don't really care
[01:22:48] what to ban, Sy is ban 8 drops cause it counters, Gragas and so on.
[01:23:11] big rumble I guess I go scion
[01:23:32] it's not even good in trumble
[01:23:38] which doesn't make any sense
[01:23:40] You take a look at Rumble's abilities, his E has insane magic resist reduction, his Q does % health damage, and his auto attacks overheat is % health damage.
[01:23:54] But then Rumble's worst matchups are like Kasanti's Sion Ornn, 3 tanks.
[01:24:02] It doesn't make any sense in theory.
[01:24:05] Super weird.
[01:24:10] Well, I know why it is like that.
[01:24:24] It is because the tanks can survive the rumble, even though they suffer, they can still survive
[01:24:31] it.
[01:24:32] all the tanks are listed and they can all just, Sion can just queue him when
[01:24:40] Y comes to gank, Cosante can just CC him when Y comes to gank, and Ornn can just
[01:24:45] CC him when Y comes to gank. I'm not joining this voice chat, it's leaked already.
[01:24:53] Half the chat will be there. That discord is cooked.
[01:25:02] I flex a jaggle and it's a hit top, great.
[01:25:32] Chat, who's excited for voice chat in League?
[01:25:38] Hello guys!
[01:25:43] What's the point of voice chat if you're a top laner?
[01:25:56] Like honestly.
[01:25:57] I don't interact with anyone.
[01:25:59] Why do I need to be in voice chat?
[01:26:01] I get low rally as a top laner.
[01:26:31] No, you'll be proud of them.
[01:26:55] I think I'm dead here, boys.
[01:27:55] Well boys, this game is lost.
[01:29:23] Straight to complete the unplayable
[01:29:53] So disgusting.
[01:30:15] If it breaks, so will you.
[01:30:34] Break their will and their bones.
[01:30:45] I'm dead here cause you can't survive Sahin.
[01:31:10] I'm not sure what he's doing.
[01:31:31] We need to start Q level 1 in this matchup. It's completely unplayable.
[01:31:34] Hello, LupaC. You are a great role model.
[01:31:37] You understand how to live a good life and are highly self-sufficient when it comes to your self-esteem.
[01:31:43] People don't release how wise you are but some of us appreciate you in this sense.
[01:31:48] Love you.
[01:31:50] Thank you.
[01:32:07] Nice, this guy outheals all my damage.
[01:32:33] We are alive!
[01:32:35] You are no more!
[01:32:52] You are powerless!
[01:32:55] And Alarm has been saved!
[01:32:59] We are beyond mercy!
[01:33:03] nice
[01:33:12] can reach
[01:33:14] he's fast
[01:34:33] I
[01:34:47] Get this way
[01:35:49] Death at its chance!
[01:36:07] A baby has been slain!
[01:36:49] I'm so fucking dead, boys.
[01:37:19] I wish it happens this game.
[01:37:34] Every newly released champion countersion is the rule of league of legends.
[01:37:40] Because every new champion has to have 5 different uses of CCs, 5 different dashes, 5 different
[01:37:45] invulnerabilities.
[01:37:46] if the champion is released newly it's gonna counter scion, that's how the game works
[01:37:51] lovely
[01:37:56] love playing scion matchup
[01:38:46] with death
[01:39:16] I tried to feed as much as I can, so we FF at 15, maybe it will convince the team to vote yes, it's a good strat.
[01:41:16] and halime has been slain
[01:41:29] can we ff? 4 gas volts
[01:41:46] tall have I played
[01:41:53] I have to play that, I'm lucky
[01:42:46] Holy cowards, fear death!
[01:42:49] Enemy, gather your strength and die!
[01:43:03] Enemy, getting destroyed.
[01:43:06] Your target has been destroyed.
[01:43:13] Where's the death gun?
[01:43:16] What item do I start with against your gangplank top with Zion?
[01:43:28] Longs refillable.
[01:43:29] Every matchup.
[01:43:30] I will match up
[01:46:00] That's our Herald.
[01:46:03] Should I stay to play with that Herald?
[01:46:05] The game is re-qualling, here is the fun.
[01:46:19] You haven't even been a pro for a year, and you are already washed out.
[01:46:24] LeMau worth the price to say. Good day man.
[01:46:30] I'm middle from before I kill you
[01:46:33] Winner is the thrill of carnage
[01:46:54] Bro, can we half of this game? Like it's so unplayable
[01:47:30] You lose early game of sound, the game is over, that's all it is.
[01:48:30] Unplayable game, you lose early game also, and the game is over immediately, that's how the champion works.
[01:48:45] Can't play.
[01:49:00] Weak mental, now you can see how the champion works.
[01:50:00] It's a good pick against Ayn, Gragas.
[01:50:54] I go fielder hunter ram sometimes I don't think you should go hail of bladestorm
[01:51:24] the
[01:51:50] mid.
[01:52:05] I will steal one minion experience on first wave mid, please heal it fast.
[01:52:10] I will get back to top lane and level 2 first wave they won't expect it.
[01:52:17] the trundledaddy deluxe is what it's called
[01:52:25] this first time i've seen this
[01:52:27] this strat actually
[01:52:29] i fuck with it
[01:52:31] let's try it
[01:52:47] Missy my goat.
[01:54:07] Gragas cask breaker is a goaded skin.
[01:54:27] This Trundle is playing versus ranged top lane.
[01:54:30] He's gonna need this level 1 strategy for him to have a chance.
[01:54:35] Is it actually gonna work?
[01:54:36] I need to hit the first minion really fast. I'll probably use ability for it I guess.
[01:55:00] I could start W for it, but I don't know if I'm cooking online then.
[01:55:06] Nice R and E.
[01:55:30] Oh boy.
[01:55:31] I'm sorry for me to get out of here.
[01:55:40] Alright, I lost all of my health.
[01:55:47] Where is Vlad ETA 15 seconds?
[01:55:53] Okay, alright.
[01:56:14] long 15 seconds
[01:56:34] Or I'll loss
[01:56:44] Well, that seems amarite, f**king idiot.
[01:57:08] I mean he did save first blood to be fair, he didn't call it, he didn't mention we-
[01:57:28] We'll get first blood
[01:57:58] and
[01:58:15] right as song said final countdown first blood
[01:58:28] success flush am I staying because of this recall me and my wife have watched
[01:58:42] you shred in the neck I think you were actually too good and should go for
[01:58:45] lck instead after all you beat t1 twice
[01:59:00] I should be a stake in the reset
[01:59:12] Ha, Dolstead
[01:59:15] Goodbye, sucker.
[01:59:23] Fuck.
[01:59:26] Where are you even supposed to recall in the mid lane?
[01:59:34] try to not get stopped
[02:00:34] Bane, Bane...
[02:00:45] Where you wanna go Nocturne? I'm all the way with you.
[02:01:04] I cannot save for this, I have to go back to land.
[02:01:14] He's playing Ryze Bot lane and it's on half CS.
[02:01:20] 4 to 6.
[02:01:50] I'm dead
[02:01:52] are you going to defend yourself when warship comes out?
[02:02:21] Bro, no one's gonna flame in Warchild by the way.
[02:02:33] He began such pussies on Moise
[02:03:03] people are literally going to say things in vc to try and get your band on twitch
[02:03:27] Yeah, but it doesn't work.
[02:03:30] It only gets me banned if I encourage it, or if I, you know, enable people to say certain
[02:03:42] things.
[02:04:13] So it's fucking Syndra shampion dude
[02:04:43] She's out of my screen and she's just throwing spots.
[02:05:02] fucking mages dude
[02:05:32] Boishat but can only talk to people within vision
[02:06:02] Ah, yeah I don't know bruh.
[02:06:31] I shouldn't even try to help Nogdash, he's recall.
[02:06:34] I'll play self for sure.
[02:07:31] I like the words to describe it. I love forcing. Forcing is everything to me. Forcing, forcing,
[02:07:46] forcing. Do you like forcing, boss? Forcing. Can you talk about forcing a little bit? It
[02:07:53] It will make my day.
[02:07:55] Falsets.
[02:08:09] Who?
[02:08:23] Please go mid lane Ezreal, I'm going top.
[02:08:37] I'm going bot.
[02:09:02] I just want to go side, like I can't do this anymore man.
[02:09:07] Gigafierce then
[02:09:37] fuck me
[02:10:01] WJK more shush fingersub
[02:11:20] really far behind so i don't know if i can onevone on the side anymore
[02:11:46] Jayce died though so Ryze can only defend one side lane, it would be top so I would push
[02:11:57] a bot lane.
[02:12:08] I can never beat her, by the way, there's no chance to level side of me
[02:12:38] the
[02:12:52] all the fuck this barred man
[02:14:22] I'm a big 1v1 believer, just play all 3 lanes at the same time and if someone dies they
[02:15:01] That's a Q with, perma.
[02:15:27] Yeah I'm good luck on the dragon guys.
[02:15:28] I am not coming.
[02:15:30] No, no, no, no, no.
[02:16:00] Can you see Ryzen can fog of war?
[02:16:12] No
[02:16:30] ouch
[02:17:00] We see Lee Sin doing.
[02:17:10] We can see him again.
[02:17:25] I'm gonna have to be careful there, they could combo and one shot me easily
[02:17:55] I'll give you shit.
[02:18:02] An enemy has been slain.
[02:18:10] You're a fucking story.
[02:18:14] Let's get this fucking story.
[02:18:25] Yeah, it's okay, come on, Randall.
[02:18:35] Probably not.
[02:18:38] Keep the techs on, man.
[02:19:15] Did you watch Sweden vs USA hockey?
[02:19:21] No, I didn't.
[02:19:36] So on Finland versus remember who it was they went like Finland won like 12-0 they literally
[02:19:52] We went 12-0 in the game.
[02:20:15] I'm gonna flash, pointless. Fuck these guys man.
[02:20:22] enemy has been slain
[02:20:52] What is your favorite olympic sport?
[02:21:13] sure
[02:21:22] should be a sports but i don't think that's a thing in olympic
[02:21:26] sports at the moment
[02:21:43] I can one shot the bar though.
[02:22:10] like bro you're here just fucking ulti in man what the fuck
[02:22:40] I need to mute this guy's ping because he's ping on the way on the way and I'm playing I'm engaging on the rise
[02:22:45] I know they're coming, but I'm engaging on rise and then he just doesn't go. I'm getting baited
[02:23:40] fuck though
[02:24:05] push push push
[02:24:10] The enemy's inhibitor is respawned. An ally has been slain.
[02:25:10] I'm going.
[02:25:17] I'm going.
[02:25:24] I'm going.
[02:25:31] I'm going.
[02:25:38] I'm going.
[02:25:41] Ah, not bad.
[02:25:52] Is it always Rabadon's here? It is, right.
[02:26:38] Our top tower is still in damage here, we're looking to end I think, I don't have TP,
[02:27:07] I don't have TP
[02:27:37] I think we should get out of here.
[02:28:02] I'll pass, thank you though.
[02:28:27] It's even possible to enjoy normal Aram these days when...
[02:28:30] Like, how can you enjoy normal Aram when I played so much Aram Mayhem, you know?
[02:28:57] Well, good luck.
[02:29:22] I'm gonna be pushing
[02:29:52] It's no more flashing chat.
[02:30:11] flash rule number one on gregas
[02:30:24] i have to flash
[02:30:35] i died to fucking rise bans you're kidding
[02:30:49] they have bot wave
[02:30:51] have we lost the game
[02:30:57] fuck the crab the bot wave
[02:31:03] maybe gg, we'll see
[02:31:20] Rokani's needs to pull down
[02:31:24] can't really do it though
[02:31:26] he's pulled away, pulled away
[02:31:33] Oh my god.
[02:31:42] I'm not into this game really hard, you can play mid lane or not, you can play mid
[02:33:12] Hello.
[02:33:38] Mow mow, mow mow.
[02:34:08] So, cat, I mean the cat on the floor is hard to, this guy is always next to me, everyday
[02:34:33] he's just laying here
[02:34:35] i don't know if he doesn't get bored or something
[02:34:51] he's just like you guys, he watches me play
[02:35:03] Why does enemy team come to look this completely disgusting by the way?
[02:35:14] They are free tanks.
[02:35:15] I need a tank, or?
[02:35:21] I don't play the gun.
[02:35:32] I have a runicly Poppy by the way
[02:35:37] Actually Poppy then
[02:35:39] is poppetankiller she can if you build her right
[02:36:09] I think I'm going black livery this game, another oracle.
[02:36:20] I'm going bruise and poppy.
[02:36:39] And pop is one of those champions you kinda have to start the warrens, uff.
[02:36:56] Do you have to start it?
[02:37:02] I'm not gonna get far now probably I will that's life it sucks to buy door ends
[02:37:15] because then I also have to buy tear and it's like I'm spending 900 gold unlike
[02:37:21] not completing an item
[02:37:32] Do not make my hammer mess.
[02:38:22] I'm not sure what I'm doing.
[02:38:29] Oh, there is cementing inside you.
[02:38:31] It's hard to explain.
[02:38:32] They're talking about you, but you steal the same.
[02:38:41] That is a problem, not having Doran's, I am cucked.
[02:38:44] No, you're out there
[02:39:08] I have to recall even though it sucks because I don't even get here
[02:39:14] I see there is something on him.
[02:39:38] And now we proxy, I'll probably die, but it's worth.
[02:40:08] He should have committed to this.
[02:40:17] Let me take this wave and scream it all for him.
[02:40:22] Now I can outscale his Doran's.
[02:41:08] of
[02:41:33] I can ult him here, that would be huge.
[02:41:59] There's a lot of ways of stopping it.
[02:42:06] Oh, he got six.
[02:42:17] Oh, guys.
[02:42:23] I kinda caught back up now and I don't have door and so I'm up 450 gold if you think
[02:42:50] Think about it.
[02:43:50] I'm in one
[02:44:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:44:13] No bado
[02:44:15] You fool
[02:44:20] Usually you max W on Poppy, cause you pick it with a lot of dashes, should probably max
[02:44:38] W here too.
[02:44:46] I ulted the cannon
[02:44:47] This might make it so I get the cannon eventually
[02:44:59] That's a good start
[02:45:16] This guy is being very nice.
[02:45:18] Haha, got him.
[02:45:21] Thank you.
[02:45:46] I
[02:45:59] Have
[02:46:02] Palia
[02:46:04] This Mundo champion is so OP, what the fuck.
[02:46:28] of
[02:46:50] I need some rest
[02:47:14] Look at the dive here
[02:47:20] and
[02:47:26] if
[02:47:30] if
[02:47:35] if
[02:47:37] if
[02:47:40] if
[02:48:15] Was that Bufius?
[02:49:03] He's taking some bad trades.
[02:49:13] Ah, I guess I'm gonna fucking die soon.
[02:49:29] My slender champion
[02:49:36] Holy fuck
[02:49:38] I took so long to help Pantheon, but he just didn't think, like my Pantheon is just fucking
[02:50:03] running it there's nothing to help
[02:50:07] seems he's parked
[02:50:15] it's impossible to play the game
[02:51:03] Give up trying to stop me. I can understand that position.
[02:51:13] 22 months time for the combat.
[02:51:16] Your team has destroyed 20.
[02:51:21] You are in case they come through.
[02:51:26] Any enemy in your team is very great for the team.
[02:51:33] Live that shit
[02:51:53] Hold the knot
[02:51:54] Galaxiela is here
[02:51:58] Hold the one shot
[02:52:00] Nice
[02:52:33] He procs it here, fuck.
[02:52:44] I'm not chasing that.
[02:52:56] He's gonna be 5v5 on dragon, but I'll be late cause he procs it, that's his life.
[02:53:03] I love y'all, that's all.
[02:53:33] We have to start like right now.
[02:54:01] I'm going to go to TP
[02:54:03] Perfect
[02:54:11] He's so lit
[02:54:31] lundu stole dragon and got a phantom kill, average lundu game
[02:54:51] I don't know how to jump, it's unnerved, like...
[02:54:58] That is all fucked.
[02:55:15] You're gonna fiddle down.
[02:55:18] You define the one first.
[02:55:21] I feel like everybody is ready to settle down if they find the right person for them.
[02:55:31] You know what I'm saying?
[02:55:40] Every time I hear someone say I wanna be single, this gig a co.
[02:55:46] He's haven't found the love of their life
[02:56:16] I think I'm out of... Bro!
[02:56:41] Leona buffered with her E, and Aurora got whatever month.
[02:56:55] I need Madre to resist.
[02:57:11] I'm not sure I'm gonna fall here.
[02:57:21] Yes, I'm going this way now.
[02:57:31] Yes, I'm going this way now.
[02:58:31] Oh my god.
[02:59:31] I don't know what to do with the enemy, we can't do this.
[02:59:47] I need to squash you.
[02:59:55] You got it.
[03:00:17] Tank vs Tank.
[03:00:38] What?
[03:00:39] My W?
[03:01:40] I'm not good at staying down.
[03:02:34] I don't even know what's going on on my fucking screen, there's just 5 tanks on me!
[03:02:49] Kingdews, swing for 10 gift to subs, thank you very much man, appreciate it.
[03:03:15] episode running. Play it a few times.
[03:04:45] I win this.
[03:04:52] GG.
[03:05:15] It's just disgusting gameplay.
[03:05:41] I'll do one more game.
[03:06:10] Is this the page for the man known as the Messy of League of Legends?
[03:06:18] we have helping resub.
[03:06:40] I am officially grandmaster with this LP.
[03:06:45] Now two more games.
[03:07:15] What do we stop playing Kaintop?
[03:07:26] It's really useless.
[03:07:38] I flimped on thank you for sub, how confident are you if you set your goal to rank one solo
[03:08:00] I did 0% chance, there is no chance in ever getting rank 1 solo queue.
[03:08:14] Those days are over chat, those days are done, I don't have it in me.
[03:08:20] As we 3 years ago, I would probably be pretty confident I could get rank 1.
[03:08:24] How many subs for an app such one in mid game?
[03:08:29] but these days no...
[03:08:31] What happens to the boss set champion?
[03:08:39] You can still improve?
[03:08:41] It's not about improving, the game is just whoever does the min-max the best in a way.
[03:08:59] It's not like I don't know how to play the game, I just get very bored to play the game
[03:09:05] and then I don't have the mechanics.
[03:09:07] My mechanics are fine, but my Ankh reaction speed is giga shit.
[03:09:12] Only Summers can get rank 1 these days.
[03:09:17] Like a few years ago I would have strategies that I would do that would help me win games,
[03:09:23] but those strategies are either not in the game anymore or everybody does them.
[03:09:28] So, I don't really have an advantage and if I don't have an advantage I'm cooked, because I'm 40 years old.
[03:09:58] Maybe if Riot changes the game up to buff inting again, it's playable, but this season
[03:10:16] inting strategy is completely out of the game, I don't see how I could ever reach a rank
[03:10:23] one type status it is I don't see it realistic
[03:10:33] that's not even like a sad thing like I still get challenger and I'm happy with
[03:10:37] that it's just rank one it's probably out of my reach
[03:10:53] There's a Shen and there's a Jax, surely a play versus one of them, right?
[03:11:07] I need to champion the counters both.
[03:11:13] It's on counters both.
[03:11:36] have to go tank here.
[03:12:03] use think we're 10 more gift to subs appreciate that thank you very much man
[03:12:33] They're full AP.
[03:12:46] Even their jungler, Jax, is AP.
[03:12:57] So what is your goal if you don't go for rank 1 anymore?
[03:12:59] I mean right now I don't have a goal, right now I'm just chill playing
[03:13:04] inting a little bit, playing some here, playing some there
[03:13:08] I haven't really set up a goal for myself yet
[03:13:10] I just got back from being a pro player, it was a really long year
[03:13:14] Bro like you have to realize I played the professional League of Legends for a full year
[03:13:18] And then with barely any break I went straight and I played for 2-3 months straight
[03:13:24] 14 hours a day, right now I'm just chill playing you know
[03:13:29] I don't want to be stressed about anything right now, I'm on vacation
[03:14:29] I think I'm getting ganked, this guy is just, uh, in the middle of the game.
[03:14:58] That's inting
[03:15:16] I'm inting actually
[03:15:28] Ahhhh, that was not great. I could have played it out a lot better, but it's not bad either, you know.
[03:15:36] It's alright.
[03:15:58] That's crazy, by the way, he can just do this.
[03:16:57] I can't even go through here cause I'm a gethawnt
[03:17:07] I don't know, this is fucking unplayable, just kill me again.
[03:17:37] It's recalling on this way, it's dead.
[03:18:07] The Shen is doing the deny proxy strategy, where he will just give up every CS of the
[03:18:18] game but he won't let me proxy, because he will always have tempo.
[03:18:24] I really don't want to miss plating this game.
[03:18:39] i could feed another death honestly
[03:18:46] nice he taunted he goes for mincer of cannon that's also good
[03:19:15] I need to make sure I don't kill a single creep, that I need to die at level 6.
[03:19:39] This gives me really good tempo, and now I should be able to run back to lane and proxy.
[03:19:45] I do not bleed.
[03:20:45] for that record a player on your team is afk
[03:20:56] oh shit sweet
[03:21:06] He's afk and what are we voting?
[03:23:06] and I saw having internet issues as well
[03:23:28] We have to play this one out 4v5, literally 4v5, we still play it out, we don't die for
[03:24:14] oh yes please fast oh yes oh yes oh yes
[03:25:14] I'm actually crazy ahead of this guy, he just now finished his titanic.
[03:25:38] Where is the thrill of carnage?
[03:26:01] Only cowards fear death.
[03:26:08] I can see Shen if Jax came here or went to Raptors, it's mid lane, fine.
[03:26:34] Clear him this way, clear him one more wave then I'm basing and TPing, bot and killing
[03:26:42] Everybody
[03:26:46] Shen could make a play before because his champion knelt
[03:27:12] I'm here team
[03:27:42] I got two flashes, Jax flashes as well.
[03:28:01] Three flashes, three ults, that's pretty good.
[03:28:31] has been destroyed
[03:28:52] so now so now so now so now so now so now
[03:29:31] I'm going bot.
[03:29:42] This is one of those games where I should probably go unending this parafford.
[03:30:12] I'm able to kill her you know.
[03:30:19] No.
[03:30:24] Where is he calling?
[03:30:31] Am I dead?
[03:30:38] I'm pretty fucking dead
[03:31:00] Not a way for me though
[03:31:38] I need to ping some wards.
[03:32:08] Shen is not even that far behind in CS compared to early game.
[03:32:15] He's only 50 CS behind.
[03:32:18] This was a gold I have, it's from Towers.
[03:32:48] probably hitting something here
[03:33:01] fuck
[03:34:09] I get the EP bot.
[03:34:30] High chance we just gave him.
[03:34:58] going here
[03:35:28] What are your thoughts on the USSC striking down Trump's tariffs?
[03:35:53] ummmmm....
[03:35:56] what?
[03:36:23] in theory let's say we start the space traveling
[03:36:52] and we go to like other planets if you go to a planet that no one's really been to before
[03:37:03] are you allowed to do whatever you want because there's no laws like legal is speaking you
[03:37:10] get away with it you like murder people and stuff
[03:37:13] chill
[03:37:15] chill
[03:37:31] what are you asking? I'm just wondering
[03:37:43] My teacher said no questions are stupid questions.
[03:38:08] Trying so hard, guys.
[03:38:13] I'm so hard
[03:38:15] Just die anyways crazy man
[03:38:43] I don't have a building shot.
[03:38:59] Correct answer is unending despair, but there is no way.
[03:39:10] enemy team is just giving this none, ain't no way they are contesting
[03:39:28] it is holst
[03:40:27] So who's useless here?
[03:40:50] We have sona scaling, how are we even losing these fights?
[03:40:53] We have sona filios.
[03:40:56] I could play front to back but...
[03:41:04] I don't really have the build for it.
[03:41:26] top
[03:41:56] I'm waiting for Kaisa rather than Trana.
[03:42:21] I win this.
[03:42:31] I don't.
[03:42:32] Will I do?
[03:42:33] I don't.
[03:42:41] Ah, boring.
[03:42:42] She became strong.
[03:43:21] I think I might be outscaled here chat.
[03:43:41] The soul is a little bit too powerful, but we have Giga scaling in the team, Syndra, Philius and Sona.
[03:44:11] Alright, we should get full Baron control. I'm pretty...
[03:44:30] I could get Kai'Sa without them, you know.
[03:44:33] She's made them, should be fine.
[03:44:35] He's losing by the way.
[03:44:42] So I flashed.
[03:44:47] I think it will tear.
[03:44:53] It can beat him before me.
[03:45:00] of
[03:45:17] all of
[03:45:55] I'm going to enter the bush after he went through, let's see.
[03:46:24] This is called this gig, I use this verse a lot by the way.
[03:46:54] This shit is cool, I'm going mid-wave.
[03:47:00] An ally has been slain
[03:47:22] Yeah, I got fucking out of nowhere
[03:47:27] Noxus suffers no cowards
[03:47:30] I'm not going to go there I think.
[03:47:54] Hello balls
[03:48:24] I should have went sterak's, whatever
[03:48:34] This game is gigaloss, they have 5 man elder
[03:48:40] 5 man elder, best soul in the game and fucking baron
[03:48:45] We can win
[03:49:24] can they not see it? are we actually holding?
[03:49:50] Baron, soul and elder and they can't siege.
[03:50:02] I've had bot waves to take in the future, TP on.
[03:50:12] I'm just gonna resub it.
[03:50:42] I
[03:51:00] Got