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You're all over the place.
What's up guys, welcome, welcome.
Let's not pick Ragnos today.
Let's stay away from Ragnos.
That's a good idea.
Bosse the beard is coming in nicely well done.
Yeah, beard coming along nicely.
I agree.
politicals
for everything was up
today were only winning
i have decided
yesterday was so bad
08
oh my god what are these KDAs?
good morning king
make your enemies bite the pillar face down today
bro what the fuck happened yesterday?
were you frying in Karazhan raid the other day?
Of course, I was poppin'.
I don't know how I didn't get banned yesterday, by the way, it was rough.
It was absolutely disgusting. 08, 116, 0808.
I was one of you last night when you ended stream so depressed.
I am sure game 2 and 3 have wakejured you up.
something with the death 8, 8 deaths is my curse every time I die 8 times I lose the
game
why are we not swapping guys forget to swap or we went Vy Sion
our doing the thing now they're gonna count to pick a scion with a bruiser like
Gwen and then I fist them with good with why you flex pics go red
Olaf that is completely unplayable now I'm gonna get completely
We're coming in nicely.
We're coming in nicely, I agree.
Okay, no trash talking you look at the side of the card look at it
look at it what if it's fucking bowser's barber chop these cards up what is this king
kumunk
this guy is serious
the fuck
what is this kid's problem
what the fuck is this kid's problem
im gonna go debonor
why
Hello blade scion support, what the hell?
What is this?
We one shot.
Yup.
Big bait.
Loki, he got spotted. Cooked.
Are the Olaf buffs live or?
No, it's not once they hit, they're buffing him next patch.
I'm level 2 Olaf and you're walking up like this.
I can't, he needs W
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If he stays, he stays.
I can't really control that, I think he beat.
Oh boy, this is not easy boys, this is not easy.
i need to play in burst patterns
all of you is more of an all-in character
if i don't have my flash now i'm a little bit cooked
yeah that's his ghost, very nice
I have damage with my ignite to kill him probably yeah.
Looking good today boys, have a good day.
Please tell me he dies.
15 health.
What I do here? Good death or what?
He is so weird to recall. He loses nothing then. I have to fight him to death here.
He doesn't fall for it. Oh, he does fall for it.
I don't know how I'm gonna think. I should just take the death.
Hmm.
I lose a play thing.
He's ex now. This is where this is where the game is cooked
Best chocolate
I'm not laning anymore I will not go to my land
Oh he took them, he took them, he's somewhere.
Find him.
The way you play this when you're getting fizzed out is you walk or you're going to
The way you play this when you're getting fisted is you walk up.
You need to bait him into throwing spells at you that are AoE.
So if he throws a Q at me and hits my minions, I don't... it pushes towards me now.
So I need him to dequeue me here
Holy fuck
I'm staying, I get level 8 and beat him
I didn't get enough of that.
Holy fuck.
He does well do this, wow, nice guy.
oh my god oh my god
I'm not the lane by the way like a tab by ola
Why do your editors put AI on your face in your YouTube thumbnails?
Looks like Detroit, become human.
I don't know.
I guess we'll have into Aatrox, Zion, Bae. He just kills all of us, by the way.
He can literally, he can probably 1v5 already.
His champions counters our entire team.
I'll see the wave.
Zola surely needs to stop me from doing this, he can fist me so fucking hard, but let's
proxy and I can actually play the game
Actually, by counters Olaf, she shields his true damage.
My counter is Olaf, because you can shield his throw damage.
Hey balls, my friend Pacino saw your lower.
Now he's inting 95% of my games, can you tell something to him please?
I think that's good
You're lucky to have such a friend
Where no R. I can't use a cell stun.
the
I get this way before you get there
kill him kill him kill him
I might just be dead, you know.
I probably should have tipped it, just give power
If I show on this wave I am dead.
Instantly knocked another
Look not
Think my team is one who's dead
I'm just pushing anyways.
Okay bro, like what the fuck is this?
Okay bro, what the fuck is this?
Okay, alright.
Let's get to the fun part.
can we play this dragon?
What the f**king dragon, guys?
Don't be pussies.
This is good.
Now this dragon is gigafree, by the way.
Collapse.
Collapse, collapse.
of
It's a yes angle, let's be honest, he's not winning.
I can't see any bing.
Surely we have enough now, right?
win anymore
and
I'm close
get a wall, hit it hard
you don't need to be down
I'll let my hands do the talking.
I have been slain
Let's get to the fun part
You're an editor that is going to destroy me
What's the other is our new user?
Why am I stalling out the game?
Why am I doing this to myself?
Love you, Farsi.
What the other one they are using?
I'm a league player, I don't use this
Pop! Instantly, nice.
What's up everybody, how you guys doing?
How's everybody doing today?
Welcome to the stream.
Does the Nexus still double explode if you time the FF with the Nexus half core?
I don't think I've seen a double explosion lately, did he remove that?
I don't think it exists anymore actually.
Horsiland San is good
Luldel
Mele Mele no mana
Sahin
Oh he has mana.
Rones of Renekton released.
So is the top end jungler then or?
Is I considered a top laner?
No.
I'm looking at all the champions here. It cannot be anyone.
Unless you count atrox as a jungler.
Quote clue, one blade carries the weight of my past.
The other holds the key to my future.
Alright guys, this is Gambo, now I'm playing versus Riven or Atrox here.
Who's playing top lane?
Let's just go Gragas, and then if it's Atrox's top, it's Atrox's top, like they played Riven, Jungle, there's no way that's a thing.
Look at bands, but you can't look at bands because I'm 5p, but I banned Sahin, so you
can't look at bands to get any information.
You can, it's probably Atrox's top lane because he picked on 4, but it could be,
Yeah, yeah, it's probably Riven Dango, like, Inferior Input.
Riven Dango is a lot worse.
It was.
One blade carries the weight of my past, the other carries the key to my future.
Bro, I've heard this before.
It's something with a sword.
Love you Borshi!
Oh, it's a top mid laner, it's not a jungler, it's Yone.
And it's so much sense.
I kind of self counterpicked here, Gragas is weak into Atrox, and is a very good
with atrox player, but I'm gonna do fine. I'm gonna do just fine. I don't really have
I can't account the atrox anyways, can't account as my entire shampion pool.
Hello, bossy.
Hello.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
An enemy has been slain.
An ally has been slain, enemy double killed.
Oh, yeah.
You pee.
Oh no!
Yippee!
Happy hour is in coming!
least stressful atrox match up. Every time I walk up I'm getting blasted in the face.
Every micro movement is giga important because if you get hit by one Q you're probably getting
hit by all of them.
The most important thing about atrox is to not get hit by a knockup Q without him using
his E. If he uses his E to knock you up you're good, you're chilling, but if you get knocked
up without him using E he will knock you up and then he's guaranteed to hit the second
I don't know what to say
See you tomorrow
Let's get the fuck out of here
I'm selling refillable for lost chapter
This is a 90% of Gragas matchups, how I played them, I last 5 waves, and then if I farm
really well I can get Lost Chapter, if I farm a little bit worse I have to sell Refillable
for Lost Chapter, Triple Tonic is very important here for the extra gold, really important
get this little shifter back
This guy is playing cocky as fuck in my wave like this
Oh boy.
I live!
I don't.
Fuck.
Whatever, one for one is worth.
Oh yeah.
Let's get this party started.
Oh no, this is cooped.
Ow
Maybe I just ulted to clear the wave so I get a reset
I need one level up so I get mana back.
So
I can get plant
I don't want to give him push though, this is a pretty bad decision making for me.
Man...
Gig on fair!
Maybe Silas can get him.
Okay
You could have easily escaped now you kind of cook yourself
Nevermind
And I
Reven now no no no we're not doing this
She got two and my Sylas disconnected.
Sylas?
Uh, Sylas?
Silas?
I guess it's not a loss, I think I'm on a 6 game lose streak now, nice.
How are we not ffing like I don't understand this man it's literally 45
I love you babe I'll see
You know I can carry
Okay, lock in, win 4-5.
He's back!
This matchup is so cooked.
How long does it take for Silas to get back in the game?
It is catch up XP to be fair, but...
Holy scams are gone!
I have a little pin 15
your foot has been destroyed
let this party start it
an enemy is unstoppable
enemy double kill
shut down
shut down
He's gonna make a comeback if he's shot.
He's only level 8, but he's gonna shut down.
He's gonna two shut downs, mate.
Silence.
I got a second.
Oh no, he died.
enemy triple kill
enemy triple kill
Oh
Every game this fucking Taliyah champion is in the game holy fuck
She's so annoying to play versus.
I save for another wave now.
Save for another wave, get level up.
Brother, we are not killing this guy.
You are level 8 bro go and farm. What are you doing to go and oh my god the farm
We get some stuff bot here now, they're weak side in their Taliyah.
I'm looking.
Oh wow, dodged it.
I'm probably dead to Riven, I'm most definitely am.
Triss will carry.
Right.
Right.
Surely.
ADC Mid lane carries in 2026.
I don't think he's giggling or anything.
Oh my god, double kill!
Oh my god!
I
Well that bro
you think you can rechallenge her with every roll?
I would depends what the rules are.
If I can play Sion, Sion, Gragas I can re-chance her with top jungle, mid and support.
ADC role, maybe, I'm not sure how good Sion ADC is yet.
But yeah, if I can't play my main champions, like I said, I do other roles without Sarmagragas' self-challenge.
I don't think I could reach it on Jungle. I don't think I could reach it on...
I could probably reach it on Mid, because I can play like Vi.
And there's a lot of over... Like, I can play Galio. There's a lot of overlapping champions.
Support I can reach it on. I'm quite good on support. Played a lot.
it's pretty fairly easy role this one
but jungle I would not be able to without Gragasan
will him probably be harder without Gragasan
Sylas? Free kill? Sylas?
Wow, I'm the one who gets ganked.
It's me who gets ganked.
GG
Wrap it up guys
It was a nice try
It's only a 6 level lead in the jungle though, actually winnable.
has been destroyed.
Ta.
of
I got your fucking crab!
See ya later!
I'm going to use my masturbation source in 5 minutes, paucy, effa for nfast.
Don't start without me.
I think I'm getting ganked so right.
get him get him get him
If I find a flash angle on the Caitlyn and actually get her, I think this is gonna be
She's the Gigakerry, I think my team like... does ADC's do well into Rivenshot?
Like late came ADC's, they can kinda kill the Riven now.
I don't think Riven is that big of a threat, even though she's like full build of late
team.
I guess you're son of a melt sir, I believe.
Oh, no.
Someone has a bit of luck.
BOOM!
I'm talking about let me let me let me let me let me I need rubber please
why don't you play trundle or set top
you see mobile champions are not for me I realize I don't really I don't like
I need to be mobile at all. I need to be mobile with my champion. Otherwise I feel like a dog.
I'm a good dragon, should be able to.
Sion. Yeah, true.
The Sion is unique in that sense.
I just always like to go high movement speed build.
I'm dead.
Why is Rabadon so expensive?
How am I supposed to afford this?
All right
the top wave as well. I'm just kind of farming my rabba.
Sylas is not on the map as well. We have no tier 2s. I have a feeling we won't be able
to do anything with this Baron. Maybe this guy's an Inter.
We're going top, let's just push, fuck the Silas.
He's surviving, he's doing well.
I stop, stop the bee, stop the bee.
We cannot push here.
Riven has R, we cannot push here.
Riven without R is useless.
Nice.
Dead.
Nice.
Alright.
What did the Karma say?
The Karma said you know I can carry.
Well,
choose red.
The side lets get LP for this game, he does, damn.
L or lost? Yeah I saw it. Yesterday's games. Witchcraft lost their games.
guys guys don't lose hope they're gonna be just fine today good they're gonna
win their games they're gonna make it and they're gonna get their read match
versus G2 and they're gonna win guys you gotta believe
I was watching the games, I was watching the games and bro I'm so happy I'm out of this
man the twitch chat is like I'm so happy I'm out fuck this shit as soon as you
set the foot into eSports the fans become freaks like I'm really I'm really
crazy comments like oh you can really tell the vibe is off oh you can really
tell something is you can really tell something is wrong in the in the team
metal sphere and it's like oh yeah you know what I can tell that I can actually
tell that Bellia hates being on it like we're already talking like this stuff I
couldn't stand by the way I couldn't stand it these like crazy psychoanalysts
psychologists in the chat man
Guys, I can tell you, when I was in LR, people said everything, like, we went into Loser's
bracket and people were saying stuff, like, it was crazy.
And then we won everything.
So don't count witchcraft out, okay?
They're still gonna win the whole thing.
Go BC!
Let's go BC!
VC
That's unacceptable by the way the fact that they named themselves BT instead of VC is crazy by the way
Crazy angle for VC and they went for BT
AD Prep please, AD, KC next AD King.
Let's see what rank this guy is.
2400 LP, 66% win rate.
Oh my god, oh my god, we sent a lak in
Oh it's Kalist
playing vs zion matchup
this shit is going to be free
zion is fake counter to zion
zion vs zion
pretty much the same name
Bro what is this lobby, how long was the Q time chat?
Wasn't the Q time quite short?
I have two autofills in my team and the enemy has one autofill.
This guy is an autofill, and we also have an ADC main somewhere here.
And then this guy is an ADC main.
There's three autofills in a game, and the Q-timer is like one minute.
Why doesn't Riot just increase the Q-timer a little bit, and then get less autofills?
We're gonna have to run circles here.
The bad thing about this death is that I'm not level, I didn't level W, so I don't get,
see even though I level W now, I don't get W stacks from my passive, so I'm down a
a few health points here
sucks but
that was life
This is Townshot hitting me by the way, don't tell me it's hitting me.
Okay I'm fine.
Okay so Top lane is cooked.
This lane is over now. I'm lucky. I kind of messed up.
And if you lose early game on Sun, you lose the game, so it's not gonna be easy.
Holy fuck, she's getting me out already.
Holy fuck please, I can't play the game.
bad ward, i should probably ward the crocs
Oh, he's erroneous.
almost when trading as hard as KC did to get him fired from neck.
Ah, it's fucked up level one. You fuck up early game with sound, the game is unplayable.
It is what it is.
Our drums will drown out their screams.
I can't help you guys.
I need to look here.
Yeah, nice.
Finally got him.
This guy is staying with Tiamat. He goes Tiamat
and he just stays in lane. He kills me one time.
I come back to lane, he kills me again, I come back again and then he stays instead of resetting with his 2k gold.
Interesting choice.
He does it because Comet counts as an orb for his form.
It's completely unplayable, you know?
Can't do shit.
This is what I said when I fucked up level 1, I knew this game would end up like this.
You cannot play the game.
It's completely unplayable.
for the rest of the game. This is the level 80 sound. Other champions aren't really like
build the son is so if we can ff I would appreciate it
What am I?
I'll kill you, film one!
The culture is done!
An enemy is unstoppable!
You can't hide my knuckles!
Enemy double kill!
I need a slaughter!
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these trade patterns are so playable by the way
We had the chance to kill them but we fucked up.
Nice bro.
Every new champion has 5 different dashes and 5 different CCs, so every new champion automatically counters Sion.
Is this how it goes?
Like, think about every top laner that's ever been released in the last like 10 years.
think like which one's counter-sion and which one doesn't and that's like when
Sahen, Kassanthe, all newly released all counter-sion like when was the last
champion got released that that sound was fine in turn
I actually think about it it's disgusting every time a new champion gets
It's really sad this week
I'm not sure how to do this, but I'll just use the red one.
that's the end of the video, i hope you enjoyed and i hope you enjoyed this video
see you in the next one, bye!
Every new champion can also be fucking immune to cc, classic.
Every new champion can be immune to CC, Ambassador can, Cassante can, Gwen can, Sahin can, like every champion can be immune to CC.
I'll do you play some, all the new champions.
Your turret has been destroyed.
San can.
Yeah, but like if someone can CC me in Zahin, he doesn't care.
But having CC me in Zahin is unplayable.
playable. Does that make sense? Like who cares if you're CC'ing me and you're playing Zahin?
Like if someone is CC'ing me and you're playing Zahin, they give me some playable.
That's the difference.
The turret has been destroyed.
Where is the thrill of carnage?
Destroyed. Your aim has destroyed a turret.
Finally the game is over.
I'm going to kill him.
BOMBO.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
I'm back.
The Lord of Joy rages in his prison, his power taken by me.
Wait, this is Lux.
It's a girl for sure.
No idea actually, could be anything.
The lord of joy rages in his prison, his power taken by me.
I wish it would be anyone.
It's Nila.
Like this impossible to know I'm there playing champ in my life.
What is this skill line called?
We call that 40 million skins, I'm never getting this right.
start the rdm
I got solo killed in this game I remember I had counter picked but I got solo killed
holy moly we won the game though that's what's important end up winning that
game fuck yeah
this side is yet to show one game you weren't carried
well that's funny to say
because it showed the Gragas game
that I got MVP of the match
and it also showed the Poppy game
where I got MVP of the match, both LEC matches
weird how I'm getting MVP's of the matches if I'm not carrying
And we pick a Sante, I can go Poppy.
Let's play to win.
One second, oh well, more scaling.
is
that bias criminal
pro-former free is
op stardust
how many op do you have on this
was lp
we have like 12.50 after this lose streak
i probably just want to calm down
the one shield second win is not that OP, you can't just do this
that's a crazy flash in
We saw the claw farmer started and he thought oh this guy is inting.
I'm gonna farm myself and let's go Dado
I'm giga dead
Ah, jumped
I guess our spamming spell is done with Thera.
You
Always play with your past your passive shield
I'm gonna get you!
One, two, three, four!
The ally has been slain!
Face me and fight!
Keep fighting!
The ally has been slain!
Yeah, I'm like a gangster, a little bit scared.
I'm gonna be dead here boys
You can see shit
PLEASE
Oh my god one second bro
I think he's looking for 6-6 health, or he's a zin thing.
Come on give me that.
Let me tap that.
Big pick up!
You see that statement?
I'm gonna be getting all in there
Get me out, get me out, get me out, get me out
Why do I live this?
Oh my god
Oh
We serve and we see my lane man, I mean it's not really my lane, but night honestly is my lane
I'm sure do a lot of walking.
I
Fight me bro
We dashed in
No you don't.
Good damage.
One passive proc?
Big.
Maybe I can dive.
Honestly.
Oh, oh, oh!
Casante, what are you doing?
Get out of here.
Don't try that on me.
Oh my god, how is this guy here again?
I can't play the game, said.
Control your laner!
Control her!
No prior man, said has no prior
I'm fine, I'm actually still win, you know
So if you see your W, I will always W your W
You lose then
I'm looking
I missed.
He's going in.
Oh!
What are you doing?
I'm destroying this guy.
Poppy's under the spike, it's really OP.
Oh, is Leblanc gonna be here?
No Leblanc this time around.
I was gonna fight him to death perma now, every trade is winning trade.
He's already half, I'm diving him, I don't care.
He's dead on my screen.
Oh no.
Oh shit.
Oh no.
Oh shit, he balled.
I messed up.
He flashed.
It's a look like it.
I'm typing back to lane honestly.
I'm just beating him down.
I hope the hero likes me.
He doesn't have TP, is he sure about this recall?
Yo boss, wanna come Karazhan in one hour?
I already did Karazhan this week.
Never W Kassan, they will always lose.
Going.
You might be dead.
Please!
I'm a man, I'm so fucking cooked.
I can't move!
I'm all dead. I could play that a lot better.
For the record, four out of four times I died has been because of enemy has been roaming up here and I'm getting ganked.
And four out of four times when I've gotten kills has been solo kills. It's for the record.
He's moving upwards, I'm getting downed. I win this by the way. I'm fighting this, I'm gonna fuck.
You guys did no dumb, man.
Oh!
I need to W, W.
I'm not doubling up.
I'm in danger Oh come on got the W off give me the heal
got the heal got another heal here please are you serious
Fuck!
I didn't pop potion!
Bro, what is this man?
Fuck, I feel like I could win that. I didn't pop potion.
said said imma break your arms who's this guy talking to
I hope my arms are not getting broken
Oh
She's father
I guess I have to run to dragon here.
I
J.A. J.A.
I'm so fucking dumb.
Has Baal's ever been a challenger?
a few times
What am I supposed to build this game, I don't even know.
What is your peak rank?
I mean straight up rank, rank 2.
I got the rank 1 but I don't really count it because one of the rank ones was on another
server EU and E and another rank one was early into the season so my peak I like to say is
rank 2 because that was in the middle of the season and on the west.
You might have not been the best top laner in the leg, but you were the cutest
Oh my getting pinged does this add wants to one me one arm
Where are you, Foltbe?
Oh, he buffered it, shee-bun.
I have ocean so I don't die anymore.
That easy reduction on fire.
the
of
I
Want me one the sadder
He didn't even play me chat have a great weekend balls greetings from Germany smile
I only play I only want people to play me
I don't get to 1v1, I haven't won 1v1 the entire today and yesterday, I didn't win 1v1 anyone.
It's because look at my games, 2-15 I'm solo losing, 1-10 I'm solo losing, 0-8, 1-16-0-8,
I'm solo losing all of these games, but no one flames me anymore, people just gave
I want one flaming me.
The only time I get flamed is when I go on my main account and there's like fewer games
and they do it the rage page man.
But on this account, no one flames me.
It doesn't matter how shit I play.
You sound like you miss being flamed, I miss what we wanted people, not gonna lie.
He's only 16 and he blew the judge's mind so much that K.S.I. stomped on the golden buzzer.
Oh well.
Crucio Vizze, Tivlas Czechisk lager.
Mågens go da helle kaka.
Hanna, so vil sken i varje tugga.
Hey!
Hey!
What's your name?
I'm Raffety Koop.
Raffety Koop?
Yeah, so tongue twister.
You've seen this one, haven't we?
Okay, who'd you come with?
I've come with my whole family, which they're supporting me.
I can't believe it.
You guys got that!
It's one another one.
Women confess their kings to their boyfriends.
True for drink.
My name is Lauren.
I am playing true for drink with my fiance, Xavier.
Who did you bring here today?
My amazing handsome, sexy boyfriend, Liam.
My name is Evelyn.
My boyfriend's name is Daniel Nadeau.
I love Evelyn.
I very much in love with him.
You're going to take turns one person asks a question.
The other person can either answer honestly or take
a shot to get out of it.
If I were to die, which one of my friends
are you sleeping with first?
I have to?
Yes.
Which one of my friends?
No, that means you have somebody in mind, you just don't want to say it.
No, I don't have anybody in mind, but I'm about to go and shoot.
You're here to reveal something to him, right?
I am.
You know, I want to tell him everything that's on my mind before he says I do,
and we spend the rest of our lives together.
I would love to be completely honest about everything.
If I were to die, which one of my friends are you slipping with first?
First.
None of them I ate all their friends.
You did not say that.
I think I'm going to drink on this one,
because honestly the answer is none.
So yeah, that's my honest answer.
OK, good.
Sure, man.
Sure, sure, buddy.
Find stranger's split, 100,000.
This is $100,000, and there are four people behind you.
You can decide to take the money for yourself,
or you can split it with them.
Your fair share would be 20 grand, but if you want you can just take the whole hundred grand and then they'd all get zero dollars
Tell me what do you think?
Sure, what do you want all the way?
If you take it all though all get zero dollars
Guess I've gotten off give somebody else a chance
Uh, how do I put this?
Um, grabs.
Fucking grabs.
How much does $4,000 do you want?
Zero.
What?
How does it make you feel that there's only $4,000 left?
How many people are grading?
How do you think the two people after you will feel?
Now there's only one grand.
I'll take 500 bucks.
Is that it?
Yep.
The four people in front of you decide to leave you with 500 bucks.
He's got money falling out of his jacket.
He took 96000 hours.
When do we get to fight this guy?
This is 100000 hours!
Gramps took all the money.
Oh, Deepic's cinch! Let's play fire on!
Now flex the cinch somewhere and it's not top lane
Every time man
Oh wow, he might be seen in stop actually, chillz, he's the first pig seen in stop
like this, raw dogged, doesn't even fuck, really?
I like our draft, we got the Caitlyn Mundo, really strong, best jungler on the patch
for like five years now
will you watch witchcraft games?
maybe, we'll see
how long I stream
Challenger lobby. Uh oh.
I remember back in the days when I was a challenger.
There was a time where I was playing in the LEC then, good times.
Oh my god, broxid away!
Broxid away since!
Oh, I didn't think of this.
I can't stop him.
I should brox myself, shouldn't I?
I don't really have the wave here for it.
I'm dead.
I did an ult on some cannon here
She was pretty stupid, but she still be able to get it
Am I looking here?
Maybe we can get this flash
I think he's looking for a good death here
Please!
Okay, I got him
Yeah, I'm going to yeetop, yeetop, I don't know what you want me to do, like I need to
get the wave.
No, what, ping, ping, ping, there's no yeetop.
You should be perma-ban for miscommunicating ganks like that as a jungler.
Oh, he rushed Swift and his boost is way so fast.
So I can't catch him.
She's balsam lowing right now.
You can kill me.
You know he should kill me and then he should save his flip for my passive.
That way I can clear the wave.
If he would be smart enough to do that.
I don't think I get the whole wave when I get 10% on advantage
Kill kill kill
EEEEK KILL
and ally has been slain.
Only has been slain.
We are just a thrill of carnage.
You can kill me, I'm fine dying.
See my deft armor now is very long, 11 seconds deft armor, not great, this is bad for my
temple. Singularne he can't proxy this so he took a reset here. So we're now we're
doing this thing where we are matching our ints. This time we're gonna be even in lane.
Both of us gonna be in lane. Full health bar, fresh off of base. So we're gonna see
wins now this would be the first fair fight
he's doing this i gotta run
And we're back to this shit.
We're back to this dog shit.
Can we kill honestly?
You gotta finish him off, I got nothing here.
Nice.
I'm on a timer here so I can't stay and kill him.
I need to make sure I don't lose CS because if I start losing CS, if I chase him, that's
what he wants me to do.
So when someone proxies you, always make sure that you don't miss a single CS.
That's the good thing about the game, don't you think so?
I need a reset.
I think I'm gonna delay my reset here by helping grubs.
I think we have a huge advantage now.
Like at least 50 seconds where he will have ulti and i won't have ulti.
He's coming to you!
Run!
OOOH
you wanna play this?
can win!
got him!
dodged that!
Woohoo!
Big!
I'm surprised we were able to win that fight cause the engine had ulti, right?
We did good.
I know exactly what's gonna happen. He's gonna take this wave, he's gonna take the next
wave, and he's gonna rope-rope-shit-wave. You guys want me to let you in on a little
secret? This is gonna be a cannon wave, right? Oh, it's a normal wave. Yeah, if
That was a cannon wave, I could easily stop him, but because it's a normal wave, it will not be easy to stop him.
But no willty, right?
I'm looking.
Why is that?
BOOM!
You can't proxy the proxy master!
Don't even think about it.
He could be here, I'm fine though I'm not fine
I'm fine.
Aww.
He's a lot faster than I thought he would be.
Actually, he probably just ran down and taken the wave, at least.
Cause now he missed a full wave.
Can I get a welcome to the Rhino Belly my inter?
XQCL.
This guy's still top by the way.
Can you please welcome me to your butthole?
Swing the strong, trample the weak.
Hello 11, I should have looked to ulti, someone preferably mid lane.
One more wave then run bot maybe?
Is that a play?
I will take down mid.
I'm here.
seems she's coming
seems she's coming
I think we're fine I don't think I'm fine
Oh, this game is a bloodbath.
We're in it
That was like, I was like it's just gonna hit
I just feel like
Feel like I have my hit, you know
Okay, is that enough?
Okay, she dies
What is that?
I want him to ulti then I can ulti out.
I don't want to ulti but I'm burning his ulti first.
flash
oh oh oh
i'm still dead
can't still dead
like i'm outplaying him so much
but how is he even trading one for one here
Whatever. Still worth it, you know.
Didn't kill him.
I think it's my team's job to defend now, I'm just going to push.
Zahan is more of an offensive champion than a defensive champion.
It's a lot easier for me to push towers, it's a lot easier for me to melt the defense towers.
Am I getting ganked or?
This guy has to ult too.
Okay, no ult, sorry.
I feel like I'm getting ganked soon, should probably get out.
I can't mess with this team, she's so OP, he just presses R and I guess I can burn
his arm. I'm coming here by the way. You should really fuck them up. Oh my god. I
i got bounced on the corner there so my ulti got cooked
shield me, anything
alright
winning
yeah
this dragon is free, i'm tipping top, i'm pushing
This is great, so much you, Galadis, will be dead.
An enemy has been slain, shut down.
There we go, now we're talking.
Your team has destroyed a tower.
They're fighting, ooh, am I on the wrong side of the map here?
I feel like I didn't take a lot of damage here on this tower.
Or I cannot hold now.
It was a third dragon, I didn't even realize I should be on this dragon.
Come on, please!
Come on!
Almost.
Lethality Sion always seems good but his lack of wave clearing the passive seems to lose so much to him.
Is there a hybrid built? What do you think about Strafane Hive at first?
I think the wave clear sign is gonna make sure that you hit the wave with an ability before you die.
when we go prof in Hydra is then you won't get the extra like this build is just so perfect in every single wave
in every single wave because every single item empowers your passive by so much
you get double movement speed item with swiftness boost so no one can outrun you
and then you also get criticality build, criticality
so you want everything, it just works so well
Hello! Boom! Little R.A.
One shot at the...
Actually, that's not a one shot, cause you two spells.
What's a fucking clone?
I'm dead, what are we?
I'm alive
How can I go here?
Yeah I can
Nice
Nice
Are we done?
Can we push more?
Feels hard in a way
We like you can wipe us out wipe us out completely I'm here for Q support
My Q was so shit
Bye John oh my god oh my god
Oh god
OOOH!
PONK! PONK!
Come on!
Come on!
Give me that ship!
Man
So he passed me with some fallout game
How is that balanced?
That's pretty good
But I am also full build at 24 minutes, so...
Sounds passive is like very very basic very very very easy to play against.
Use literally kill saiyan and then use run.
But sometimes, even challenger players will come get it.
This is Penta.
Penta!
Penta!
Oh my god!
Penta!
Penta!
Give me that!
Give me that!
Boom!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my pentakill.
GG's.
GG's.
Wall of performance. Wow. Usually getting a pentakill is kind of a big deal for me.
I mean this is quite normal for me. I believe this is like my seventh eighth
pentakill with Sion. So I've been here before. To me it's not that big of a deal.
Synapse.
What were you saying about sound struggling against new champions Lola?
I mean there weren't new champions in this game.
And that doesn't, that rule
doesn't count for there's no new champions in this day that my my theory my
theory is still still is there I play versus all champions literally since
ye old champions I win I play versus new champions I lose literally
Maybe you just never learned how to play against them.
Is that it?
Would you want Riot to rework Sion? No.
But the champion is completely broken.
Like it just, he is not broken broken, but he's like he breaks the laws of physics with
his kit.
So I wouldn't be surprised if Riot reworks him.
And if Riot reworks him, you know who to come to.
Just come to me.
I got all the ideas how to make the champion good and I will not be like... I won't make
him like broken. I will make him like... I will make him balanced. Like trust me.
What if they removed his passive and just stopped playing him, yeah for sure.
you play old scion? no i never played old scion
never got the chance to
I
On I'm a stealing my flow over here
I don't even know what to play, let's go Pax Jax.
Would you rather stop playing some for the rest of your life, or would you rather stop wearing a black t-shirt for the rest of your life?
Do I wear black t-shirt that often?
Yes.
but isn't black, white? what's the theory of colors here? black is... black is black
Black is... how does it work chat?
Any color experts in the chat?
Black is the absence of colors.
Okay.
I'm inting already.
Bomb, play, ding, D, shield, this guy's already outscaled.
I'm taking a lot of damage here.
There's base and TP.
You didn't recall, Sion, you need to recall here for Temple, now you're completely cooked.
Unless you do a death, of course.
recalling here is the worst thing he can do. He sure is one for a duff, a good duff on this wave.
I'm alive, it's a miracle.
Last line of Arcadia, first line of the Fredder.
And GG!
There is a time in this game where he has holo radiance and I can't really touch him.
My chance to outskills his way too much.
Ah, he wanted the wave. Respect.
What are you looking for? You're looking for the proxy. He's probably gone for the plant.
Yaha!
Solo Bolo!
He just takes the whole wave!
And then he doesn't have a death timer, so he's here to catch this wave as well.
SMH.
SMH.
This chap.
so he died but he lost no minions you see what I'm talking about here chat so
when you see me into my ass off I'm using this strategy that he did right
here I mean he didn't do them purpose obviously this guy is cruel as what he's
doing but maybe maybe seeing from this perspective and now he's supposed to
run behind me and proxy right maybe seeing it from this perspective makes
you guys more understandable why I'm a disgusting inter sometimes
this is a bad proxy by him
it's like that's not how it works like you gotta take the full wave like I
don't really see the point in this
You're serious! What is... You're gonna be killing me!
Well, the end of the world isn't gonna stop.
Well, he's doing some type of strategy, I just don't know what it is.
He's doing something, that's for sure
First time I see bro with a positive score.
Man, my bot is inting.
This is why I always int.
If you're in, your team won't.
Boom, saw the ball out.
Maybe I can carry this.
Nice, both things combined score 1v9.
Sorry, mispronounced that 1v9.
What the f*** am I doing?
Do I miss my stun?
Look at him. I don't even know if it's worth doing this. Like I feel like he's been pushing.
I guess it's easier to push with stun than...
Nooooooooooo!
Yes!
That's for a sour.
I'll probably TP bot here, never mind the failures in this quest, I TP mid.
Am I alone on his mid tower here?
I think I might be.
I don't mind not defending top.
I push way faster than Sion.
I should go top.
I lose cannon.
How?
My Yi is inting.
Pinging my assistance, I have a wave under my tower and I'm supposed to invade with you with a wave under my tower.
Come on then. Come on Aurora.
Big. Now we're talking.
I'm talking about one more wave honestly I deserve it
Oh shit there's another one
Help!
No!
Do you see everybody, man?
They won't stop coming!
There's something that's triggering me a lot lately.
Are you guys Twitch streams buffering?
sometimes if you don't have his quality
Team I'm getting doven
I'm dead team. Can I get some help?
Cause yesterday I was watching streams and they kept buffering.
I had to go down to like 240p for it to not buffer.
Piss me off.
My favorite flurry streamer.
Let's get better internet, bro I have 1000, 1000 up and down.
I have demon internet.
I guess I'm coming mid, we need to kill this Casio, she's 12 and 1 without the shutdown.
I'm here by the way, descend it.
Kill them! Kill them, turn!
Okay, nice!
Fight Islam!
Oh boy!
Bro, you get hit by one passive, you're dead, cause he keeps parma slow in here, only disgusting
champion.
Well, he's full MR. I hope my E and Aphelios is strong enough to kill him.
We're for sure giving this fucking dragon, right?
A bunch of ints in my team, man.
bitch
oh one second my fucking eee are you serious
whatever i got the 1k
can win
full tank sand ladies and gentlemen full tank sand how useless is that shit by the way nice job
holy fuck rukern scion lol bro every time I see a rukern a ford mail a randwin a frozen
hard a you know any of these items bro I'm looling airad man it's crazy it's
mostly useless champion in the game if you buy these items I was watching other
of the off-stream siren in the game xd xd xd 6 7 6 7
you want some too you're trying to save your friend from this stream so thank
6, 7, flames, balls, chats
6, 7, 6, 7
I give up, I'm out of juice
I'm a man now, where's my man now?
I don't have any man now!
I did 7200 damage, jills.
Mana, MP, in League of Legends is a blue bar resource used by many champions to cast abilities,
acting as a gating mechanic that limits spamming.
It regenerates slowly over time, increases with levels, and can be boosted by items or
runes.
I can't see, I can't move, how do I play with these champions?
How do I genuinely play?
As soon as I go in, I get stunned into, stunned into taunt, all of this on top of Casio KW.
Where's bro going?
Hold on.
Okay, this is so unfortunate.
Pink ward.
Okay, got the ulti, got the shenor, and the free top, play drake here guys, every man
on drake.
every man on dragon. am i inting actually? i am inting.
bro like why are we no control here like why are we jerk we're like oh my god I hate
this team man
oh wait team though wait let's go team we are love these guys
Come on!
Please!
Aphelios!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Run Aurora!
Run!
It's gigafree, I'm coming to her.
She didn't recall, she stayed.
If you kill Kass it's huge.
She's dead.
Oh, she got him.
Probably just B.
Then we played a 4v5.
I think they're really good there.
I want to look that's as many graves, but he has Shennar.
I'm just gonna sit in on flank here.
Let's just go dive.
Care POV! Care POV!
Yeah, you guys are out of your fucking mind by the way.
Care POV when I literally have my balls in this silence mouth the entire game.
I know what I'm getting last.
We have soul, just don't fight.
Stabilize the game, get control, win the game.
He's almost gone.
Well, the thing with this tank sample is that he literally doesn't take damage, so it's
good for one thing, and that is not taking any damage, but we can clear rails normally.
Oh fuck, that didn't help.
Yeah please!
Fuck!
Fuck!
So close.
Fuck yeah, fuck so close
So much extra damage I showed in dealt. I mean doesn't show on the item, but probably a lot
We lost baron?
Let's push now.
Look at what I can assassinate Nivea here
There's no way I can
She's inting
Where are you going? Oh!
Ah, well this is Greed and Recall, huh?
Next time he's back up a little bit further
I don't do such a Greed and Recall, you know?
There's someone here, the Vinny's at baron
All 5 of us are up, we have solo, and we are dead, let's just end
Oh, I'm just licking
fuck yeah fuck bro I'm doing so much that 10k damage how am I doing 10k
damage and no one is dying this doesn't make any sense
oh you wait I didn't know this if you press shift on show again it shows you
the damage dealt. I didn't know this. Yo Charlotte, same dog in the chat who knows this.
4700 damage bonus with Shogun. It's pretty fucking good.
I have no inhibitor and out.
Why is there roar?
Don't have one hitting.
Okay, grab him.
Please don't int elder spawning.
Like.
Please don't eat elder spawning like
Do the inside there yeah
I know you couldn't stop them
Good damage.
I kind of want to run it down mid and end the game, guess it?
I'm doing it. If you're a dragslayer, this should always be your go-to play.
This works 90% of the times.
Okay, I'm just cheating.
I'm just cheating while I'm close.
She's fucking over.
I still nailed her though.
Ace! Oh my god, Steve the Elder and Ace the enemy! Bro my team is insane. Holy moly.
Holy moly.
That's crazy dude.
How did I not have most damage?
Is this camera or what is this shit?
Shad, when is Witchcraft playing their official match?
Had they started yet?
I want to steal the red buff.
Careful, Kiyama chasing you.
They're LTP behind you, maybe.
I'm looking.
They're stomping the enemies.
Sure.
They're taking red buff.
I'm really okay with those two.
I'm looking
They're stomping the enemies
Sure, they're coming right buff
I'm really OP, we should just do the last round of the game
I'm just pushing
All the bot laners are now based on the setup side
I'm here, I'm here
I'm just gonna help them
I guess I'm home skilled
Clicknet
40 or am i crazy it's everything in the game ever nice i like that this is not the first time
they're coming by the 8 seconds 8 seconds on my recall
Let's go after him, okay?
Nice and time, 4 seconds
Enemy team is 1, oh oh
I have to flash
No, it's for the next team
I'm here
You good?
They're looking for me, I think I'm in
The first one
They're looking for the blind
They're trying now
Alright, I got hold of them
You're okay, maybe?
Nemesis would be bronze one
if he played the skillful champions
that aren't made just...
I just... I... I...
honest here I'm just being honest these majors are completely overpowered
Let's see if you play those champions how you perform.
You want me to undergrade my champion pool and play something that's less skillful than
Sion.
If I played a control match, which one would I play?
I played a lot of Scylian in my days.
Let's go on the mage roll.
Here.
I could play Brand.
showgap is a mage apparently
is considered a mage are we serious right?
consider a mage are we serious right we're under the mage tab and we have
man fight like we serious
singed is a mage I thought mage was like caster
Sion is literally the most unskilled champion in the game, Luley.
Your name is Luleyorik.
Bro, what do you, Yorik main?
Oh, oh is someone upset?
Every time you spawn your little babies, Sion is farming them for health.
Oh no!
Oh no!
oh someone is a little bit uh little bit salty that enemy son has unlimited health
because he's counting your champion or you know keep crying it was an amazing run but i'm also
glad you're back to your normal streaming i hate maroon five but i get excited for maroon mondays
is it when the outside because why is your hairline so far back like a boss finger sub
Jail them off her sub.
No webes quá!
Thank you for sub-keep bro.
Carmalulu?
She's a different skin also, huh?
Oh, make a zero-sion!
It's so ugly.
So I've actually got so many new skins in the last few years, but I don't use any of them.
I feel like I play worse. Do you guys have this feeling?
I mean, let's be honest, most of you guys are broke, who can't even afford a skin, but the people out there that have skins, do you guys feel like you need to play a certain skin to play one?
im gonna go mecha zero. Legendary mecha zero game. This is a legendary skin from Riot
The swedish, the swedish go up against each other
There's three really good Swedish players in this game.
Let's put on some good music.
Banger
My anxiety
you are a great streamer but do you like tacos?
I love tacos.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Death is the right of all sentient beings.
Minions have spawned.
I am hell on wheels.
I'm dead and I can't what is happening what is happening
it's just skin I can't play with this skin by the way it is it is so lost bro bro
go, wrap it up. I'm not playing this game.
Okay, just give me XP for that one, give me XP for the next one, then I'm just going in
and dying.
Get me the fuck in there. Yeah, buddy.
Shit, I don't know what just happened. I canceled five alt attacks and I flashed
Genuinely, I don't know what happened, like, genuinely speaking, something, something
was seriously wrong there.
I don't want to make excuses, but I'm pretty sure it's the skin.
Probably have to die here again.
Rough game.
Hey boys, boys, boys!
We're in for a banger here.
High chance I'm just dead here by the way.
Yeah, I killed level 4 and I'm dead.
I can't play the game! What the fuck the fucking game, man!
What a fucked up game! What is happening? I hate this! Why am I picking this dogshit
champion? I can't play man! She has went through my health for three times in a row
before I was even able to touch her like oh my god oh my god I won't even be able to
Push this out in time. I'm just cooked again.
I can't do anything. I'm just dead.
Oh my god, I can't man, that's bro, I'm so sick and tired of saiyan.
I do not die, I do not breathe.
It's the skin balls.
But his skin is complete dogshit!
Why is it outside of my mission characters?
An ally has been slain.
This game is so cool, thanks to unbelievable.
I don't know what's going on, but it's to your better.
They call it compassion.
I call it weakness.
An enemy has been slain.
Slay Queen.
I
The enemy has been slain. Then the ally has been slain.
There is no need for further iteration.
I guess I'm dying, hope she doesn't ult to me for...
She will ult me, I got her flash.
Alright, good tempo here.
She goes back to full health, I love Fiora man.
Fiora is freaking so cool.
Such a cool champion, this Fiora champion.
kill me though
I just have to get to the wave I think.
Come on, Natty Nats, come on!
And we're talking! What a big play! Alright!
Can win again.
It's so unplayable, it's so disgusting in unplayable, it's not even fun.
It's like someone playable use one of us, let's go next.
Nice, I took full fruit and it healed me for like 200 health.
Why does it heal for so little?
You're soo...
Kill!
Kill!
Nothing!
Nothing!
Nothing!
She'll get out, unlucky.
Holy fuck, turn this shit off.
I'm mad at that, you're gonna have to carry me for this one.
I'm not having the best game, I'm not having the best performance myself.
So I'm gonna need you to step off if you wanna win this.
This one's rough for me.
She finished her quest already, she has TP.
I'm so fucked.
Shibu taba is a pretty f**king cringe, find tabas when you're winning is weird.
You will not be safe. I am robot in the world.
You are good at this story.
Why don't you observe that?
You will detect the cheese perfection.
stuff by the way I really have to stop her
like that
come on
if someone gonna be top bot, I'll just tipy bot I think
nice team, nice team, let's go
some talking about good shit
The Riot Content Creator Act really coming in clutch.
You mean the extra bonus teams you get when you have 500 more viewers?
Yeah, I get better teammates on average because of it.
But then Nadinette also has 500 or more viewers per stream.
So if you think about it, Nadinette gets better team. That's why he gets meanest team.
Think about it.
this game is so free is crazy holy moly my team is doing well
But you know, you can't make a hand without 5 fingers, so, you know.
What about bot tower guys?
There's no ward in here.
Shiba-la.
Firm is running mid here.
Ha ha ha ha!
I have the base. I can't really hold the fiora without my ulti, but I'll do my best.
your son is actually not as bad as you all say bro what who says my son is bad
I am not too aggrieved for mercy.
You're handless on Sion, drop the ego, little bro.
Bye bye.
I
Your hand is on Sam drop the ego bro, if I'm handless
And how can I do this
Fuck
Check out the wall
Nice.
Nice.
Bro, it's what I'm talking about.
My team is playing ridiculously well this game by the way.
My team is playing ridiculously well this game by the way.
My bad.
I enter the air
There's no way you beat her now
She's deep now though, get her.
Yeah I don't know, Nadynath gives my laner 1k gold, I don't know what the fuck he's
doing.
This stuff really pisses me off, by the way.
It's my laner, 1k gold.
I don't know what they are.
come on come on care of this guy he's fed a spot by the way careful careful with this
guy yeah this fewer I got really fed after that one cake all night in that
gave her so we got to be careful with her now
It's a perfect world, they're all following me.
Do you guys ever change your trinket or do you guys always go normal trinket these days?
I always go save with normal trinket for the fairlight.
stuff is caught should I say
I have item that's the problem
I really wanna be for item
Now you don't.
Oh, oh, oh.
And you're dead.
Very nice.
Was that a solo Bolo?
I think about it.
I don't have ulti, so CC locking her is not gonna be easy.
Oh
Oh
Bro, that is insane by the way is playing really well
I can't see her.
Fiora is rage-splitting.
oh my god another one cake all bounty to my fiora bro what the fuck is this kids
problem by the way he gives another one cake all donation to my laner what's
What's wrong with this kid?
Ohhhh!
GG
Look at your level 1 fight, I don't want to see it, it was disgusting.
So I walk into lane here, so here's what's going on, here's what happens, okay?
I can explain what went through my head.
So first I'm tilted, I paycheck Fiora, cause it's GG.
And then I auto.
And then I count, look at that!
I cancel 5 different auto attacks.
And that's a skin issue by the way.
This would not happen on Lumberjack's Ion.
Here, I auto.
Canceled?
UGH!
Canceled?
UGH!
Canceled?
So now I'm tilt dead.
Auto?
That one I got off.
It's a nice flash.
It's a nice flash cause I'm tilt dead.
Like, I don't know how to explain it, chat.
I don't know how to explain it, really.
It's a rough game, really.
So I have to show you the level 1 I had the other day with Vi, you guys remember this
game when I entered my ass off and I just wanted to go next.
I checked the replay of the game and I actually realized it's not even my fault.
I double checked it and I realized I'm actually the goat and my champion is weak and Raven
is OP.
Look at this level 1.
This might be the most disgusting that I've ever seen in your life.
So first of all, meet the goat, of course, gets the first upper hand.
Boom, boom, boom.
Perfect, because I see that she used her Q that it's on cooldown.
I saw that she used it, so I know I can engage on her.
Great trade.
Now I back off.
I count in my head and I'm thinking Riven has Q up in 1-2 seconds.
In order to not take a bad trade, I flash away and now she can't fight back.
So far perfectly played.
I go back in.
Side step to third Q.
I side- so hang on a second.
So I got a Gigagood trade first one and then I sidestep all the Qs.
Surely, I'm a fister now, right?
Boom, boom, boom.
And that's GG, right?
The goat has done it again.
That's how well he plays.
But then this happens.
Then this happens.
And I'm dead.
How do I die here?
How's it possible that I'm dead here by the way?
This revenge champion needs to be investigated.
Cause something is seriously wrong.
Her health bar is 90 health.
My health bar is 500.
I have a potion ticking, I should've instantly ignited.
Maybe that's the difference, but...
I just didn't think I would lose here, you know?
pisses me off
and then this chat says the chat is so clueless the chat says no Doran's no
Doran's what are we talking about chat how is this a no Doran's she has no
health she doesn't have a health bar
Like her health bar is 150, my health bar is 650, Doran's gives you 80 health, not 500 health.
What are we saying?
No Doran's.
It's the omnivamp.
Oh!
So 2.5% omnivamp does that much of a difference.
Really?
2.5% omnivamp?
really so it's just the strongest item in the game then Doran's blade and nothing
even comes close to it then
she doesn't even have a conch stack either it just doesn't make any sense to
me that she wins this Riven is so overpowered and it should be nerfed
like she should never be winning this something is seriously wrong
someone said 2.5% of 600 yeah cause I had 600 health and she did 600 health
damage 2.5% omnivamp means that she healed for a whopping 15 health yeah wow
Doran's blade is giga op chat holy moly 15 health feeling rose chills I actually
just got the chills that must be the most op I had in the game
And then someone said go check coachless and compare win rates between
Starter item and no Starter item, bro.
There is no such thing as checking win rate, like that's not a thing by the way, I am
completely against it.
statistics is fake the only statistics you can go for is the vibe and logical
thinking
logical thinking beats any win rate statistic I will not start Dorian's
because it delays my first item power spike it's pretty obvious now
If you think about it, if enemy player starts Doran's items and you don't start Doran's
items you can afford to die an entire time and enemy would still not have the
gold value to make up for the Doran's purchase. Can you imagine that? So if you
just go even versus the Doran's player you go ahead naturally. Think about it.
This guy for something has Doran's eyes, now it's a free will.
I'm crashing this way though.
I
Honestly dive angle
I'm doing this my way
I know he has a ward, but he doesn't know that I know.
Nice. I kinda messed up there to too many thorn shots. I gotta be faster with the wave
clear. I'm down for an execute now. It's not gonna crash, sucks, but at least I get
the wave. Oh, it will crush. Nice.
And now you get cool. Here's the strat chat. Enemy gets Doran's, you get cool.
Now not only, not only do you accelerate your item faster, but they de-accelerate your item faster.
So it's like a multiplicative scaling in a way that adds up.
And I'm gonna scale a lot better into the late game than he could ever wish for.
I'm playing bad.
How is he 6 before?
What?
This is...
What?
This Isle is taking that much XP from me?
Oh, I executed I guess, and he got XP from that.
is true.
in such a shit spot
I messed up my own lane, I was in such a bad spot
right away, we have to get him there
huge
massive
use ulti some fine here
kind of even trade
go for the plant
Why Ulkulan is very long?
We rushed here by... oh my god...
So we're up at mid gank angle, we have Malsa Realtor
I should make it the top-end time for the cannon.
max W second. It's more damage versus tankier champions, and E has mana issues. If you max
easy i can unvalue you get a lot of mana issues i realize
They'll never know what him.
Nace their jungler's naces.
I think I'm dead
Hmm, that's just us all more, Aatrox have all more.
I think they should remove tank items from the game.
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
I
You're good
I could have flashed.
Why is my bot tower gone in 12 minutes?
Here I come to save the day.
Or, wreck it.
An enemy has been slain.
Well, so our low kill needs to carry here.
I can't if they both topside top jungle stacks armor because usually what happens is if I play versus a tank top
And they stack armor. I just go in proxy and I fuck with enemy jungler when enemy jungler also goes armor
Feels so useless
Doesn't feel like I can do anything
I don't fuck the Cait, I guess.
Caitlyn vs Vayne, chills.
Oh my god, this guy.
I want to send it right now.
I don't give a fuck. I'm going.
Awww, dead.
Whyyyyyy?
Oops.
I forgot they had a Caitlyn, GG, can't TP vs Caitlyn, all three fucking champions.
I don't like mobile champions.
actually son in a way if you think about it has one of the probably the longest
stash in the game
I don't know, it's not bad this game.
I need movement speed.
Always go for criticality.
I missed.
The dog is here.
This guy fucks, I don't want to fight him.
Kill the inter.
I'm not fighting this guy holy fuck
Let's get it a fun part
I'm on the wrong side of the map here. I didn't want to go tough. We don't have TP
We have to force it's TP
I'm just gonna fight the Galio
I couldn't get him.
Whatever Atres is doing is kinda rough I know, but I can't, it's too late now I'm just gonna
I give the power
Help me!
Decade! Put it down!
Nice!
Only big fight.
guys, you gonna wait a little bit for me to get it?
Am I one-shotting here?
Help!
No!
He's coming!
No!
Oh my god, like I can't move.
Oh my god, like I can't move
Nice!
Nice team!
carry POV, basha it is nice solo kill 8 trucks before the fight even started, so if anything
my team, so if at least it was still a 4v4 for my team, so how could I get carried when
I saw the kill enemy top laner making both top laners at the minimum useless in the fight
Hmm
Second that one will you
Let's get crackin'
I'm sending it blind
I'll win this.
Oh wow GG another win
Is the VT boy still playing?
They are not playing anymore, I guess they won?
Yeah, I'm happy that BWPW gets another shot, you know?
I think we forgot this started by the community and I'm happy it gets a
chance to like earn the trust back of people you know.
Shad, when is my cancellation happening?
you should know what I'm doing behind the scenes
I'll do one more game, prefer topside, this guy is asking for my role.
lipped hashtag lala it's the cano to pee guy
and then my jungler said I'm also cano to pee oh my god
hashtag cancel boughs someone make the twit longer
We need a demon champion in bot lane that deals AP damage, what are we thinking chat?
Wow.
I might have to bust out the Serra Queen.
Whoa!
Whoa!
I guess I'm smiling, it's a smile game.
Could I fill this up?
Is this guy serious?
Hey balls, not trying to accuse you of anything but I sent you those feet pics over a week ago and you still haven't paid me.
What's going on?
I thought you were giving them a post out for free.
Shad, people with feet fetishes. Do they like the whole foot? Like the shape of it? Or is it like the toes?
What is specific do they like?
Show me where he has prior.
I wonder who used to live out here.
Oh my god, why am I so stupid though?
Why am I that stupid though? To walk up like that?
I thought I was playing top lane, and it was a 1v1.
I got a schedule spot, here you go.
It's impossible to farm with Seraphine.
Bro, can we just kill them? I can't farm. Go kill.
This spot matchup is no bueno.
I hear you.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy
I'm not sure what to do with this guy
I'm not sure what to do with this guy
I missed.
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm going 0-20 this game.
I thought you'd say that again.
Oh.
Wait until the fight ends, eh?
Fight!
Enemy craft armor.
I saw
Oh.
I'm basing.
The enemy has been slain.
and enemy has been slain
good breathing is important in this game
yes good poke
I'll save an ounce
I'm gonna horch out next wave
You really can make friends for friends in places
I'm gonna use my ult
BIG DAMAGE
Oh, oh, she gonna get me.
Please W!
Oh, I can't believe I died to this, I'm so bad.
I should flash for more time, then I would get my W up in time.
Probably I should have been closer to the minion in the first place to get hit by that or something like that
I'm in the mood of diving here, I'm so strong.
Oh my god, there.
We're good
I can hear it all the frequency my friend the hum of the primordian it's cool
real playable this one man
I
I always take so much free damage for fun.
There's a melody in everything I want you to know I'm dead.
Only fuck them off.
I'm the man now.
I'll sing for you too.
Shut up.
This guy serious?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I got the level, but it's far kill there.
fuck me
music is a universal language
Wasting to each other, I want you to do too.
I'm not a rich.
I've never been outside Final Pretty before.
But I'm on.
Can I just fight them?
How many wars do they have by the way?
How are they gonna drop 15 wars like this?
Again, I'm out of mana. Always out of mana. I don't get it.
I'm spamming too much, or I need to get tear.
40 minute tear, fuck it.
Doran ring helps an ironically.
Doran's ring, mana regen, helps.
the same way as omnivamp helps from Doran's blade
he's winning by the way
My shamp is really open this fight
OHHHHH he's silenced him
Double stun, double stun
He has destroyed and killed
Ow
Floor damage
Shad wants to surf in build looking like it's just a cosmic drive, right?
He used to go horizon, but horizon is shit item these days, right?
What are we doing? Are we putting a Seraph in bot lane? Is that what we're doing guys?
I cannot play bot lane
enemy has been slain
I'm not supposed to go back to middle.
I can't man.
I'm being giga sold out this game some playable
I guess it's horizon sale I don't know
I'm not sure
Squat cheap, you know
An enemy is dominated.
I'm dead, something's back worth.
Let's wrap it up boys.
high shat high balls high mobs
we love in this game
Nope
Don't mind if I do.
Hmm.
I can't stop on a single mid wave.
Yeah, this game is lost.
Now we lost GG's
They have 2k in ulti piece of my team.
It's not a real default though, I should probably just take top anyways and just play the game.
I know I'm giving my role to play this game.
Alright guys, I'm piecing off now.
Thank you for watching the stream.
I appreciate it a lot.
Wish you guys a good rest of the night.