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Hello, hello, hello, what up guys, hello and welcome to the stream, hello, hello.
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GL Today Bansi.
GL Today, thank you, thank you sir, appreciate that.
Touchdown, mic.
your brother told us the other day in your favorite mod is the true nope that's false
I can beat you in a 1v1
Can you now
There's no single person in the world that can beat me in a 1v1 if I if it's howling abyss mirror matchup
The original carbone thing or something.
only person who dunks on simon is the barber
for a party owner finger was up
hilarious, hilarious, barber joke bro, that's a 10 out of 10
LOL IRL
so what are we what what am i gonna play today shot i got my main account
back hold the boss of us I'm back pull some pull some strings managed to manage
to get it back thank you riot chat if you haven't already check out a league
of legends on the ride games client it is the most fun game out there it is
the best game in the world the best player base and the great thing is
It's completely free to play. You can download it today. And it doesn't cost you anything.
Scarner, Sinsa, who's top?
What do I want to play here?
Let's have a design game.
Could have played Rengar, yeah, no, no.
tank or AD? Oh, I didn't get ghost off. Let's go tank.
This tank on tank match up.
How does Skarner work?
Does he have percent health damage in his kit?
I'm gonna look it up.
Let's go on a route to do to do, buff to do to do, buff to do.
Q does extra damage according to his own health.
People will do.
No, eleven.
11% of the floor is maximum health?
I'm gonna give one shot at him.
He did 60 damage.
Okay, maybe not that OP
Yes, we're in shield up
Hello, hero.
How many battles have I won?
Last night.
An ally has been slain.
They got a splash.
looking really get him yes no man I'm going to die
5 should be free
Can these minions get off of me?
bro
i'm gonna execute
i don't know i need to wait probably fine now
What?
You are kidding me.
How long do I have to wait?
That's crazy.
I'm going to TP as well.
I'm inting.
I hate this waiting.
Scarder.
What are we diving again?
Oh, I'm gonna get the insect.
Oh, he didn't hit the wall.
Oh!
OHHHHH!
Hahahaha!
Oh, perfect.
You're not killing me, relax.
It's another execute angle, isn't it?
The enemy has been slain.
Leave your soul and I'm gonna attack you.
Yes!
Babe, now we're talking.
I'm gonna horse in this game for sure.
I think we can do the kidnapping.
So long as I don't go close enough to the tower, I should be fine, it's completely useless.
Gaurdus
Wave is in danger zone
I have no mana, I think I need to B.
I think I messed up here, honestly.
Oh
You already saw yeah
Why is this guy playing this?
I think he's gonna win
He's dead
Bro, he kills me there?
What the hell
It's the thrill of cards.
It's a little bit of a red.
Victory is soaked in blood
He keeps throwing rocks at me
I'm not sure if I can win this game or not, but I'm pretty sure I can win this game.
Nope, nope, no you don't.
I can't ult it in cause he has flash
I think I'm gonna be taking away the dionis then
Seems like the safest play
Alright get him now
Hello!
PLEASE!
Fuck I should have Eed. I thought I would need the mana.
Oh, look at that chat.
Um, Doran's Enjoyer, no hard steal, no Doran's Has Hard Steal, see that?
I get my 1 item powers quite faster because I don't waste my gold on useless items.
Another low Doran's W.
another stack
I don't think that otherwise I'm dead worth it for the stack
He's dead here
High five
Get him, Talon!
No assist?
I don't think I want to go on ending the tower died how I miss gold if I don't
if I'm not closer to our I miss trading gold I miss a more gold is it like turret
Kill local gold these days
Stay removed in the
Sound eluptus aiding I think
I don't know what's in this, but I'll have to...
I'll have to kill him.
He's gonna ult his ult and I should be fine.
Haha!
Oh and the sad be oh no
What are we doing fresh
And now you're dead.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Two platings.
Nice.
Very nice.
Very nice.
I'm going no resistance at this time.
This build is very good if you're snowballing because you can't just outstat everyone else
like the Samira for example she will not deal damage to me and because I have so
infinite amount of health right but once she hits four items three items then she's
dealing damage to me so this build gets a little bit outscaled by 80 carries
where's 80 carries usually won't have but if you want to survive them later on
I'm gonna be fine until then.
It's gonna be hard, it's gonna be hard, it's gonna be hard.
One KW health at 18 minutes, pretty good.
Thank you for the sign.
I
Tell us boys the goat
I don't know what to recall here, I'm probably cool.
for the smart to get unending this game but
fuck fuck fuck
is it the correct choice?
probably
is it the funniest choice? that is the real question
it is not
Oh my god, get off of me.
I hope my 3 stacks are in the way, so it's worth it.
getting sound is back, now I just have to go both and int, get 3 stacks of horse steel
and get the tower plating and get the wave
and even if I die it's profit
What does the top quest do?
Top quest gives you a large amount of XP.
And then it gives you bonus XP for any XP in the future you're gonna get.
And then it also empowers your TP to give you a shield.
If you don't have TP, it gives you a TP on a longer cooldown.
Stopling quest is completely bastard.
What are we doing guys?
You guys are not killing me at all.
I'm gonna kill him.
He's in second tranquil, me.
Yeah.
I need to open the knockout.
OOOOOOOOH!
HAHAHA!
Where you trying?
What?
We shouldn't finish off the tier freeze, it's bad.
Tell them I'm stupid, I can't really stop them.
10k health at 24 minutes, hold up, hold up.
Oh
Bye
Officer's coming I'm dipping
But this is a free stack
I think I'm running into my death here, but this is a stack of you
What?
GG
So why is corner so useless?
chunk it has no damage.
welcome to stream guys welcome welcome hope you're having a good day so far
hello and welcome
play Critality Scarner
I don't know if that works, it sounds terrible
how are you today, Bousie? I'm doing great
always great. Today I made some Swedish meatballs
and a macaroni to eat
I also did my laundry
that's what I did
Where's the LR plates on the wall?
The LR plates.
What do you mean?
The disc plates?
What is LR?
Cain top, I would assume.
i should not go sun into that
unless i'm playing ad sun
this is going to be fine for him
ringer i keep forgetting i can play ringer
Oh, it's, I love it, probably can't support I guess.
Is it time to play some vine?
Yup.
I love you top of the exhaust, you're kidding, it should be fine.
You are talking to how much he the metal scion God.
no
Don't really go mod in the first place because you won a 1v1
And I was being moderated for one year and it's rage-played in me perma
Sigma duck and suck my dick boom
Is it this child friendly stream?
So from now on my child friendly stream I will not curse, I will not use bad words and I will only be positive.
So let's do this.
I
Bro who's not connecting what is happening come on
Bye, versus the low e-match up, I've seen this somewhere.
bro how are we gonna be in 2026 and have a shit PC
doesn't it considered as child friendly?
are you rage baiting?
RAM prices?
Yo Shen, why is RAM so expensive? Is it AI?
they're proxy farming with cane support you are kidding me
Nooo
Both teams have AFK, we had a Kali AFK and they had Grizzy, what is happening?
Yo Shad, is ShadGPT AI?
What's the difference between ShartGPT and Google?
Google is Google it.
That's the difference between Google and AI.
ChatGPT.
Google is a search engine designed to find an index existing information on the internet,
ChatGPT is an AI chat point, large language model, designed to generate new text and simulate
human conversation.
I've seen some crazy stuff with ChatGPT, people act as if ChatGPT is like the best friend.
I've been hearing some crazy conversations people have been having with ShachiPT.
It's like they actually develop a bond with this shit. It's crazy.
It's Canon and the Ordo. It's a mana.
Timo. But it's later in 29. Was Timo 2010?
It's a mid laner, your doll, male, quirky.
Okay, but at least it's an ADC, so it's an ADC and mid.
I got it, Vega.
I got it, Siggs.
Precision and grace.
precision twisted fate stacked deck lantern that's gonna be fresh
fresh
wow
Calista
Why am I getting question marked?
Did Ferry Court, Kalista has a Ferry Court skin.
Why am I getting question marked?
I'm sorry I don't know every 30 luck skins there is.
sorry I don't know every single one by heart
ahhh, I need to pick scion
and I get last pick for some reason, sweet
I don't feel like I was popping off 4, 2, 5.
six, eight, seven, three, six, seven, wow!
That's crazy, we had in total eight deaths on the team, and I was six of them, this
crazy, my team did a ridiculous thing while this game.
I don't know if I'm playing versus though, it does not matter, Udur beats everything,
the champion is too good.
Oh, great, good luck.
We have the cane support again.
But he did last game before he got remade, he coxied.
Let's see, he might do it again.
I'm going to go play it.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Twice I have not.
Twice I have not.
Minions have spawned.
Go go play it.
Both laners have finally realized, uh, yep, yep, probably that shit, yet that shit.
I took it all
Okay, we will leave this to the...
Udr's auto-attacks counts for combat
If you have your passive active or like
I think this is going to be very hard for you to CS.
of
the
death of
the
death
of
oh my god oh my god all right it's gonna be one of those games banger
YOLO xD
the
I'm not channeled
He's dead
Aw, I think I messed up there
I cannot beat him
If anything I'm gonna lose
Aw my god
He gets the wave crashed. I'm gonna lose, yes. I'm falling very far behind in CS.
I'm not talking about me.
If any has been slain,
and the news of my own still is louder than my own,
then I have been slain.
Double kill.
He has a Cloak.
Can I use one of Proxy on this now?
C'mon, C'mon, C'mon!
Really?
Are you ever killing me?
That's all.
not yet, brother fucks
do you have any easter plants?
no
easy to easter now
And that line has been saved.
It's gonna never be, Polarot. Why is he so low mana?
The more I play the champion the more I realize you should always WWW, EverTrade WWW
get the passive off
probably did it without dying
worth it though
No, don't come top, please don't come top, don't come top, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I am, let's come here!
You want some too?
Die! Die, die, die, die, die, die!
Alright, there we go.
Punch better.
I'm going to go full HATED this game.
This Silent Champion looks shit!
Bro, that's what I've been saying man
Silent is a weak champion
So I've been saying
Honestly Silent is the weakest champion in the game
Why is my cane 0-6?
Support cane 0-6!
But he has his form already
That's kinda good pace
He's in pick before
Never cook actually
I think they're top side, I should be careful.
Why did I... fucking...
Can I kill him earlier?
He leveled.
He's staying.
Great.
Come on, come on!
Minions! Minions! Are you serious?
Bro, these minions are crazy.
That's crazy.
minion death I lost the AI
you see that why there's so many people hate AI
I lost the main reason why you hate people who use AI
it's gonna steal everybody's jobs
I'm more scared of like a global domination than I have, that's what I'm scared of.
This guy rushes force of nature are you kidding me?
I still do damage though, but he has 200 mh and I still try to...
He's QQ a bit of his crazy
What are you doing, Sion? Are you not inting?
This game seriously got me to take two playdates?
Is this the gank?
level 7 jungler taxing yeah you would hope it was the jungler it's the
fucking soup it's the 0-7 soup
I'm gg ok
I'm a raw mid.
I'm going top. What are we doing? Why are we ARAM?
ARAM 16 minutes into the game.
Good one.
I'm dead.
Oh
Oh, how many did 900 gold do
Okay, stop farming, you are 0-8 support.
I think I'm flying here, even if they're trying to gank.
I don't know if I still need to go this way.
I'm playing goat.
Oh thank you.
Thank you, you too.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This game is actually 0-9, and he's gonna win the game.
He believed that.
unreal
says you
yes as i
i'm not your line am i
You get hit by the son of the, he literally ran it on with him, you see what I'm doing.
Well I'm pushing.
Your turret has been destroyed.
That's a strong incentive.
And the ally has been slain.
Control late so far.
You and me Kayn.
I'm not flashing over there.
Look at this scion build.
You can't force on the... you... like... oh my god... oh my god...
War crime, what's happening, what's he doing with my champion?
Come on Kane, it's here 11, it's time.
Can we make it 12?
You gotta be kidding me, you gotta be kidding me.
I'm dead, my god is that much.
Next game we need the classic Garen giga-chat for sure.
for the giga chat.
No playing Garen ever.
That was a little disgusting.
I'm sorry for this my friend.
And my last friend.
He is me.
He is me.
He is me.
He is me.
He is me.
He is me.
He is me.
He is me.
The winter's cold was never high old.
He is me.
He is me.
I think she knows.
I'm gonna lose this game.
We have only one 4-day, just take that and win the game.
Imagine having this Kano on your team and still losing.
He is the reason we're losing. What do you mean?
I'm giving top some pcs, full tank, so he has no split push potential.
We can still ignore top.
I feel closest to him
He's deep being already
What if I split push bot?
We still 30 seconds, plenty of time
I'm ending the game
fucking Kog'Maw recoil didn't be nice
It's probably gone.
and let's Kayn here of me kill the vukal
I get one shot by Koggen Vayne, but if I can get a good storm, they will also get one
shot by me.
You think they are very good there or should I just take over, I probably should take
over.
I need to be on burn
He didn't die
Oh bird bird
bad about it all 8600 damage this fight alone holy chills bro this is
something I love to see I love opening that free cap and seeing your damage
it's like items just hit 1500 2k rules did one K and then one ability it
I'm just going to take Sarral Doffage.
and you got him bro
what is this champion?
And he dies.
And he dies, but what the fuck?
He's out of Q. Out of Q is all he did, by the way.
Out of Q is 2.3k.
Man, what the fuck?
That's Kade! Come on!
Well, this Andas can't take damage with this build. He has 5 tank items. What the fuck?
It's only 3 now. How come I still dead now, Tippi?
I'm coming.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
nice oooooh
now we're talking
hobo? what are you doing hobo?
we can end the game now by the way
he's in there
Let's keep you...
Kain carry, yeah Kain carry this one for sure, yeah I honor him honestly, so good
Can you bring back APC in sound?
The problem I had with APC in sound is that it didn't have any damage.
That's why I'm lacking Udre lately.
I'm expanding Udre because it's the highest damage champion in the game.
23, it's like my spiritual age less than 3 high-ball.
We have AD Jungle, AD Mid, another UDU game.
Chat in these UDU games I feel like my champion is Giga OP and every time I die or every time
I fight it could be stuff I could be doing better.
decision-making on which ulti to use, my decision-making on when to go in, you know, all of this
could improve.
I feel like if I become good on Udur, I'm lowkey on rank one challenger, because this
champion is fun, so I won't get bored of it, but it's also strong.
But it's just really, it's like, believe it or not, that Udur, Udur lowkey, hard
to champion in the game.
the more I think about it.
just as trick2g you'll see the same
I'm
We'll do time.
if you give a level try Critality Udder
thanks for making Lalfan to watch
maybe you know Critality Udder is a thing but then you're just playing like a Vy
but you don't have a dash
I really wanna play mobile champion that has to get in melee range to deal damage
shawl, quiz, banger, sub
did you see this about witchcraft?
Fuck
They're the best balls
There's no way
A stagnant frailjord is a dead frailjord.
So you do W start, just to get through the first two levels
And W W, you can never lose a trade
It's not like that
You're still not gonna lose trades, you're still not gonna do a lot of damage to them either
I'm getting the thing here.
Get the wave crashed.
Ah, broxy the wave.
Oh shit, Grompis not taken, he's sitting there with me.
I lost this though.
Come here, come here!
Not bad, this is all you said. Go get him. Go get him Tiger.
Bro Uther, fucks. Like what other champion is this? Oh nice, nice. Here we go.
I did not
until I left
Ow
That hit me I would have been killed
Alright, I lived.
It's cannon wave coming up.
What's better to do here, WW or RR?
Weapons are too good
Probably better to doubly doubly first and I can't die anymore
He thanks being is like this not give me plating I will kill him
Oh shit, 3 and 6.
I get a glide too, like I feel like I'm a cheesy kill here.
I'm out.
I
Brochad when the arcane two coming that would be hype as hell
Is it confirmed it's gonna be noxious
branox is that scion holy chills
god
damn, i'm gonna die here, but at least you're not gonna die, that's all
only molly
I can't really die.
Oh boy.
Look out for yourselves.
I can't really die.
I can't really die.
He is WW. I can't really die.
What? He is Kaisa.
How was this? How were you planning?
What is this doing here, Spell?
That Mal falls for it.
Enemy bot is literally trolling my Mal.
TP top! TP top! I'll help you guys!
Imagine if he's just bot lane and pushing.
I'll take over bot lane. My quest will be to late, but I'm getting a lower farm.
Now we wait, Mikai and Victor are both dead.
My team is doing insanely well this game
the
I'm not doing this
bro my quest man I'll finish this soon I guess I still am ahead of this something somehow
I need the nerf ADC role.
Shares of the failure. Watch you own things of the devil.
That's it.
Okay.
The sword raises through me.
What?!
Shut up
Enemy double kill
That's fine
I'm gonna keep you on bottom like I cannot not go bot
but you know that looks
Or my team is doing insanely well this game. It's crazy
I'm not trying to kill myself.
I will...
...need to start to close the door when I win.
I want to...
red line
There we go.
then they're laughing for sub
why no rocket and life with guns
I
Am I getting tags
No
This season is still awful with the quest or shits, League of Legends is amazing, you
I'm gonna try it out in the season, try it out.
Best game in the world.
Get away from me.
I'm so tired today, I want to step by Malware's, and add a little bit of time.
you won't believe when I have to wake up today shot
9am
9am can you believe that?
bro this is crazy
I'm not sure what to do with it.
It should not outrun me.
Twice I have not.
Twice.
Legendary.
I'm just spamming WW
Well, I don't know why I say it today, I'm unstoppable every day.
Let's do the fun games today.
I actually beat it yesterday.
You're kidding I did the one for today, but I did it yesterday, but oh really
Why Brund? Is there anyone else?
Just put it in me messy
Feet dull. I'm not doing feet dull. Sounds like
I did this one as well
Do AI or not?
That sounds fun.
AI or not.
Shove me someone for two minutes, try to figure out if it was a human or an AI bot.
That is dog shit.
Shit, how do I remove ads?
These ads are pissing me off.
block origin don't I have that already
kusante scarner what is those champions
I need AD champions I want to play many AD champions but good into tanks
I go tank saiyan I think
Ah tank saiyan it is
Bro we have worm saiyan vs. garner kazante
Who can become the biggest tank?
Oh, it's corner top, nice, nice free lane.
Our still game.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Break their will and their bones.
Minions have spawned.
The more I think about it, the more I don't know if I'm going hard steal or not.
It's more dopamine for sure, but is it better?
Unlikely.
Victory is soaked in blood.
I think the lane goes well, I guess there's no reason not to go with it.
It scales better.
These boys were not able to stop me.
These second scanners top today.
But every time I play Mercy, it just looks like you must use this thing ever.
I look here, he's going to level 2-3, oh I can't get him, oh I can't get him, oh I
I don't think this is a worth death to do at all, this was stupid of me.
It's a good death to do in other lanes, but in Skarner match it's probably not worth
what the fuck what do you mean what the fuck what do you mean
oh no and the freeze oh no no no no
Oh
Gonna block it
Oh
Oh wow, really?
He's like a piece of shit
I'm gonna mess with him on his way back, don't forget the damage.
No
Oh
Okay, good death.
Loki the more levels we get the harder it stays to become.
I don't even know if I win trades anymore.
I won't when it's level 7 I think.
Bors, why didn't you volunteer for the NASA moon mission going on tomorrow?
NASA moon mission!
So we're been there
Okay
ooooohh ok!
oh
scorn reception
gg got hard steal
8 minute hard steal is pretty solid
Let me see, is he also buying hard steal?
Oh wait, he bought a Dorian, so he's gonna be like, oh wow, oh he's sitting on 1gb, 1gb
and I have a full ht.
Get out of here.
Please!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
healing begins
i'm ready to R his R by the way
it's only weakens me
i don't need to respect right?
I didn't order I'm gonna already let me out
I
Stunt
You know this in the wall I
Can't I can't they're coming by the way
I can't, I can't, I can't
I
That's all I wanted
One more high balls
What's your favorite snack?
Oh no, no, no
Pasante
Oh, Hanana, you're kidding
Clean! What is he doing?
Why is he trying something insane then?
Is this on new technology I don't know about? Is it aura forming?
Interesting.
Interesting.
I need out.
Oh no.
I feel like this is going to be a counter-lick kill
I'm dead
I have no mana! Where's my mana dude?
I always greed
Not worth
I'm going damage builder tank in the build.
Damage builder.
We are going to end our fight, Annie.
I don't play Hearthstone.
I play Battlegrounds Hearthstone sometimes, but there are some classes there, kind of.
Yo, hard steal for hard steal.
You trade hard steal?
Steal.
No, no, no!
Give him the died.
Give him the died.
Don't have my stacks though.
on the scarlet
60s scarner, bro this guy only cares about his killin' me, he doesn't care about farming
your team has destroyed your team
it's the wine of victory
shut down
I'll let my own foes fall on the way, I'll let my own foes fall on the way, I'll let my own foes fall on the way.
I'm going HP World Record this game.
Enemies are really in solid 0-7.
And the only one who's dead in their team is Calzix, but Calzix can't kill tanks.
So I'm chilling.
Nice.
Another stack!
There's no use, bud.
5,000 health at 18 minutes, it's decent, it's not bad, I have health better.
Oh, I'm so much gold, okay, we're on good faith, huh?
Oh, you're here to give me slacks?
I'm gonna get flowed off.
Oh, I might be dead.
Oh, I got my stacks, then I'm out.
I should go unending despair to get the tank here.
I can't, it's under sky, it serves the same purpose
best case scenario they gank me i stack i ult the alt
You can't go to fight with Dane, that can't sit down.
It's understriven heal me a lot there, no, maybe this was a bad purchase.
I
Passes this guy. Oh, I catch you by the way
Yeah, flash.
Six six six.
Hello balls, every time I see you I aim to put my lips on you a far far you have nice
soy boil inside that they can blow well.
I'm magging this guy's heart still by the way.
I'm more than double his stacks.
I wanna go bot and farm.
Never ask a tank player what his horse skills like this
What the fuck was that previous guy on about two
I'm not even guys just let me push
This is great. I get four plating there
I'm feeling like keeping top for the wave.
Nice team.
Nice team!
My hand?
I'm helping.
They're not for me.
I'm happy with you!
They leave my Ash alone!
Alright!
I did all of this and I got both waves and I got top waves.
Oh my god.
That kinda hits.
Oh my bad.
I died.
Oh my bad, I died Got the cannon wave, got the stacks
Not bad, not bad Crap sorry for inting guys
I'm so terribly sorry for inting but I'm getting gigafended
What's my last item?
With a build like this, getting a spreadiest branch or north conflict is not a bad thing,
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to do giga damage.
Do we stop the mash?
No, we don't.
Give.
Do you have this ward out probably?
Please die!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
Please die
BAM! CC'd!
Did I get all the stacks or did I miss someone? I feel like I missed someone. I missed Kha'Zix there.
8k health though! I'm getting up there! I'm getting up! 8k!
Oh, Mr. D.K. will auto-send health down. I think I'm going to stand back for something.
Oh nooo, this corner is always on me, perma CC'ing.
Get off of me.
No, this is a problem.
The red one is destroying me
Which one is best though?
Boris Reldias cause I crit already
Alright alright I'm full build I'm up in now
I don't think I'm speed pushing anymore.
I seem strong to speed push.
I get big potion.
Oh my god.
My god
What do you do if enemies on board said you like this?
We see they're not on the baron. I could keep splitting you know
But with a rally and it's scary because you can fly so fast on the boat
Based on some of the slain
Don't blame our world
We'll have them to beat them
Medu
Let's strikes
Let's have all the hell
I'm not thinking it's bad, I can take a minute or so.
Jungle for jungle trade is great, that means no objectives will be taken.
I'm gonna run please, if I can find someone, maybe Karma.
I hit, but I can't go.
Bro, these are really insane damage. We need to watch on him.
Oh
Yeah
Yeah, I'm losing the fight unfortunately
Yo, warn, pass me an item, hello?
You got an item?
Is it sell boots angle?
This never works by the way, never sell boots on tanks on.
You become the slowest.
I can't afford the warmogs.
I mean, all ending is for sure the best option, but I don't wanna go down, I don't wanna do more damage.
Like, I would look at the angle.
I can't afford anything now though, so I'm gonna just walk out of base with nothing.
I'll farm up last island.
So I have TP there.
Kill the inters
Oh no we were the inters
I didn't get the wave
Why is the wave so speedy here
I didn't get the last minion
we lost we lost I can't believe it come on the million please it's lost
yeah they have new wave now we have ash in 15 we don't have a lot of damage
towers there's no way this is a two times it might be we might be fine
Oh, there's my Dark Dash, I see what's going on.
I'm not talking to you, dude.
What is that? Why were there like four three cannons on a mid wave? Why would it build
up such a fat wave on mid wave? How does that even happen?
And with this what happens a lot of games chat, you go for 10k health challenge, you
will lose a lot of games because you're trolling your build. This is life, but it's fun to do.
It's worth it for the dopamine, trust me. The horse did dopamine.
Browning and Carrival lost that game. That was better than winning a game, low key.
Boars play yes or no.
The Yasuo. I don't think so.
Crutality Yasuo build though, goes crazy.
You're the League of Lissan, what is that?
This is going to be so easy.
I'm not gonna get a single one of these wrong, I'll try another ability now.
I'm going to get all of these.
Crazy guess, watch this, I'm gonna get it, Cog.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ben Sion bro what are we doing?
Blade mirror
Eh what?
I don't know what to do with this game, but it's not a good idea to play this game with the
game.
What?
Oh, action.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
that was
that was
why play this champion? he is so recognizable
I hear this every day
Diego
There he is, actually, yeah, there's no one.
There he is, he's good on that game.
Oh, it's the Kane bot lane player again.
It's not fun anymore.
If I win do we won we won you won't win
he does a good light, he can find them
If I can get one more wave instead of greedy, she's owned.
nice
she doesn't have tipi
rare good early game for when I play Gragas I was in it early
I don't even think I missed a CS so far
Is this the Cartoon Morning Channel?
Oh, no way that worked.
Oh no way that worked.
Oh there's no way that worked.
enemy Yuumi is top, I think she is done with the 0 free cane
This same Kain was in my game and even 0-12 earlier today.
These feeders man, they need to seriously like...
Riot games need to seriously do something about these guys.
Soft inters.
This trade-up griefing game. This is crazy.
she's dead
actually predicted a flash
They prefer to ban people for saying things in chat.
Lowkey for all the times I've gone banned, every single time I was rage-bedding in chat.
Every single time like I could I went like zero zero 15 and I'm not gonna band
But if I if I did a little bit and I reached but let me shut and say like come on me
Won't be bro. I get banned every time. It's true
If you want to avoid getting banned just don't type typing is the worst thing you can do
I
That was my bad.
Bro why is this Isabelle in the chat making the moves on me?
Hey, I'm not interested, okay?
the limit has been reached
What enemy all of a sudden started playing Serious?
No, I thought we were trolling this game.
You became top and became a sweetie, and now all of a sudden you're playing serious.
Alright.
She was told, man.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Your team has destroyed the fort.
Tired of that guy?
Need some broth.
My ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
double kill
and enemy has been slain and ally has been slain
Yeah, yeah
judge I raise her up
I'm diving.
Whoa, whoa!
I'm scared.
What?
give me some game to tell her
Killing spree.
I like approacher.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
What are you doing after this game, Valsei?
I'm trying to figure something out, but I don't think it's appropriate.
Ask her for open midvans, she'll have to get every pure level open midvans.
Get solo bowloader!
It's a 45 year old man, no, she's literally named Isabella, does Isabella sound like
like a 45 year old man to you
I'm running it for fun.
You are number.
Falls, are you going to participate in some challenge for my followers for the day we see flying?
It would be fun to watch you on other roads.
I get bored of other roles, you can't proxy that well, in other roles, but it's Kain,
he plays ADC and he proxies a lot, so maybe I can proxy him bot lane.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
deal
im not doing this guy
come
damn not doing this
you are terrible
I'm not gonna lose anyway, snorkel beating the one you want on the map.
Anyway, snork and beat me in the 1v1 on howling at this
The previous Donator might be clueless
Bors will never do a challenge because there is a possibility of failure
So he will never commit or try seriously all to not hurt his ego
GG
Bro, what is this?
It's not some kind of attack to be like what are we saying?
Bro, I have competed at the highest level with the maximum amount of competition, meaning
the maximum amount of chance for failure, LEC.
Okay, I have competed at, against the greatest, and we say I don't, I don't take, I don't
take challenges.
What are we saying?
me. Kill is actually lock in. I'll kill like I'm throwing the game. I'm not focused.
What is your level official sign win rate? At least the official sign win rate is 0%.
It's yours.
Oh wait.
I'm coming.
Damn, if this is you, me man.
I'm coming.
I have gigaflank.
Oh, these guys are so annoying.
oh my god it's fucking cane you me man
you will not impress her by sending her a game bro is this guy serious
I can't play the game.
Don't start it if you started your throw with the game you are kidding me.
Help them Codd!
Place Codd not helping!
He's pretty good.
He's pretty good.
He's gonna live.
I'm gonna just hog myself trolling, by the way.
Nice, we lost.
Why is he called Matronly?
You alone on the far-fee-hee, mark our mail-sail-o-pigly-peep-ee-peep-ee-gee my man.
Still waiting for your full-app-nammy-top.
Should be a nice pick.
Love you, messy.
Oh, man.
FF the game, report Kog'maw!
go next
I don't even know what to buy, this game is so disgusting, they have so disgusting champions,
play versus
was up cut boy month seventeen of asking you to play a game of six
the few times I have seen you play him
it was super fun tower destruction zig-story
Six kills, chat, GPT, a year back or something, I don't want to play the champion anymore.
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
I mean, in general you can proxy a wave or two from your top laner, who cares, right?
Some
This is Q jungle and proxy my laners farm
I don't know how that hit though.
I can't use flash here because I need it for dragon, it's always coming up, it's not worth using
We could lose our whole base, it would still not be worth flashing, we don't need for dragon.
now
if we need to go in, kiana will get 5 men on the last
We have control we think we think we think we think
I'm just gonna snag him and leave him alone.
Kill this guy.
Yep, yep.
Won't.
Now we're talking, there we go.
Try to stay, make a trap.
I am free K-gold
I'm probably teeping and making a trap here instead
I don't know if I'm stepping over words
Enemy wants to burn
Oh
Got her
Oh
Come on who the fuck is next huh?
get burn and i end the game
I miss...
Hit the Nexus! Hit the Nexus!
Yes sir!
GG.
Alright, time to 1v1.
And if I win, I get her number.
Kiana.
Kiana is gigabuffed in this game mode, but I guess if we're both buffed then we're both
buffed.
I'm not gonna be here see I'm terrified of girls
Let's do this, if I had to lose I'd have to go dual.
literally boosting service
So how does it work? I don't want to start with a mountain, right? I always want to do
others because it's an execute. Oh, she-ball.
that we don't lose that
With this shit
One do I'm gonna get into
Damn your kind of clean with it, baby
Time to raise her up. I'm gonna get her number anyways.
I'm not going easy by the way.
I want to be seen what happened it won't happen I wonder it man up
It's for content. Yeah, who's content? Who's content? Huh? Who's content?
Did you call footprint man? You gotta be careful with this stuff.
I'm gonna see myself acting like a fool. I don't want that on the internet.
Turn this to the future in voice.
Hello?
Hello?
If it's a guy, it's a wind, if it's a girl, it's a wind, what is there to lose?
Hello, how are you?
I'm pretty good, what do you mean?
Oh my God, I'm so nervous, I'm so nervous, no doubt.
How are you?
I'm pretty good.
What do you mean?
Oh my God, I'm so nervous.
I'm so nervous.
No doubt.
Hey, let's freaking do this.
Let's win this.
I'm actually sorry for anything.
You don't want him.
By the way, I really just got so nervous.
I'm sorry.
I don't remember having him in my team.
What do you mean literally in the first minute of the game you said, oh, this
In the first minute of the game you said,
oh, this Kiana player that interviewed me last time.
I do not remember this.
I play with a lot of people.
I know, I know.
You are your personality, I'm sorry.
Please, solve for me.
Sure.
Thank you, baby.
Thank you.
Oh my God, oh my God.
I'm actually going to go 0-20 this game, I kill.
I'm sorry.
Tier 20, yeah, please don't feed.
I wouldn't like that.
OK, OK, I'll try, I'll try.
So how's your day?
What are you doing?
How's your week?
I had some Swedish meatballs and macaroni for lunch.
I did the laundry today.
And then I've just been at work,
grinding it out, streaming.
Oh, that's amazing.
Well, I was so like, what the fuck am I doing?
I'm talking with the bells, like what?
How are you doing?
I was like, what, what's, how are you doing?
I'm, I'm, I mean, I'm doing amazing.
I'm a little bit sick.
So I felt kind of bad the whole day,
but now I just kind of forgot about it.
So thank you.
Well, I'm glad you feel better now.
I do feel better and I'm glad you won last game because otherwise I feel like you're
being really upset so it's okay.
Thank you for anything, appreciate it.
No worries, no, anytime anytime.
I'm here to do my job, oh my god.
Do you have a job?
When I'm looking for jobs, I finished my master's degree.
I studied Japanese and Korean.
Oh, okay, okay, speak some for me.
Oh my God, don't make me speak Japanese.
Speak some Japanese.
I can't, what do I say?
Say anything, just talk a little bit.
fuck um oh man I should have told you this I knew you're gonna say this oh my
god I knew you're gonna say this um and now I'm Medicare because of this
what the fuck I can ask you what can we go do about Lane
Do you want to? Oh, that would be amazing.
I can play Samira or Jinx. What do you want to see?
Oh, you think you're the ADC?
Oh. Oh. I mean, but that's so boring. Like, yeah, put me on support, but is that if we swap things around?
It's fine. This guy goes top.
Alright, I'll play support.
Oh my god, what did I do? No.
Yo, speak some Japanese.
Okay.
Fuck, I don't know what to say.
Can you tell me something to say?
Yeah, say...
The Bowser vs. the best League of Legends player and he's very handsome.
Um, what do you think?
Fuck, I'm so nervous. I forgot all my Japanese are wrong.
It doesn't sound like you, uh, you...
No, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Did you lie about...
No, I didn't, I didn't.
Okay, let me say another thing.
Just...
Konnichiwa, aratame tohigudai maizu.
Fuck me, damn...
Damn.
Fuck.
What did you say?
What did you try to say there?
I literally just said hi, everyone.
Good morning.
All right, all right.
Bro, oh my god.
So how old are you?
I am 25.
25?
Yes.
I am 26 myself, turning 27.
When do you turn 27?
In October, the third.
Oh my god, I am turning 26 in July.
So we're pretty close.
Oh fuck, I almost, I mean, pretty much, yeah.
Oh my god, wait, fuck, I took Barry, I should have taken his house.
It's fine.
So where are you from?
I'm from Romania.
Oh, awesome.
Never been there.
I mean, you should come, it's pretty nice.
Nice. There is some stuff that you can do here. I can show you around if you want.
Yeah, for sure. For sure. Sounds like a plan.
Oh my god.
Have you played this matchup before? Samira, why? Do we know this?
Just let me lead the charge and we're going to be just fine.
Okay, okay.
Follow my lead.
By the way, last time when we played together, I was streaming as well,
and I did a mistake of posting my Twitch, I was like,
oh fuck it, I'm going to do it.
And then some people came in my stream and I literally inted so hard.
I'm really sorry for that.
I was really nervous.
I don't worry about that.
So now my viewers are used to inting.
I mean, I'm not going to argue with that.
But it is entertaining.
I love watching your stream.
No joke. I love watching your stream.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's the special part about you.
You're very entertaining.
Thank you.
If you hit a wall hit it hard
Okay, so what do you do will you start?
If we spike level 2, but I'm gonna look level 1 as well
Okay
You need to outflank them at least
I didn't have range, I'm sorry
Go in there, by the way, go press on
Wait, wait, wait
You need to outflank them, do you know what your past does?
I know, but you said we wait for the whole two.
They're just, they were gonna wait.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It's a double two.
Okay.
Meow.
I'm already really nervous.
Okay, wait.
Okay, wait.
Don't be a pussy.
Let's go on Kaisa.
I'm already really nervous, by the way, don't be a pussy, let's go on Kaisa.
Okay, that's our little thingy.
Okay, if you go in again I think we kill, I can flash.
You ready?
Yeah.
Fuck her up!
Okay.
Okay!
Her too, her too!
NOOOOO!
I just did on the minion, I thought I was gonna be pretty skill.
That was not bad though, good job.
Thank you, thank you, you too, you too.
Hey, hey, we're making great team.
I mean, we do.
That's all I wanted to do, I knew...
I just knew this, I knew it.
And you were skeptical.
So, what's your favorite movie?
I mean, I'm gonna be really boring and say I don't know, because I mostly did grow up
watching anime, so I didn't watch that many movies, but I'd say I really like romantic
comedies
what was your favorite channel?
i like superhero movies
okay so you're watching the new spider-man or no? oh yeah you know i am
okay okay
Tom Harland is awesome
yeah i love him
i'm coming
Force her. Force him. Force him. Force him. Force him. Force him. Force him. Force him. Force him. Force him.
No!
Force him.
Thank you, thank you. I almost had it.
So what's your favourite anime?
Um, it is Madagascar. It's my childhood anime.
grew up watching it, yeah, all the way you say, don't say it like that, Naruto?
Oh, what about?
Naruto.
What about you?
What's your favorite anime?
That movie is Shindless Fists.
My favorite anime?
Yes.
Time to die?
Family Guy, wow, what an anime.
I'm actually surprised if you say you don't watch anything.
I'm not watching much anime in my life, I'm gonna be honest.
Really?
Yeah.
I really like that genre that much.
When there are some that I'm sure you could, you could give him to.
I feel like all the anime watchers say that, but that's just never true.
No no no, there are some good moves
We're ready to go here, but we're going on Niko
Okay
No
Okay
And now we push and we die though
Do we die?
Yes
Oh my god, okay
I don't have my W by the way
Okay, nice, good job
And I live
Good job
I mean, I did play in LEC after all I mean it is true it is true. I am playing with a professional
So this is what having a real teammate is like
Well, I can't tell me I'm sorry
You got a favorite
Band music music artists
I mostly listen to just pop like Ariana Grande, Madison Beer, Sabrina Carpenter.
You listen to any of these?
I think they're all kind of shit.
But we do love Moron 5.
Moron 5 is awesome.
It is not.
I got it.
Thank you, thank you.
Let's dive her.
Okay, I have ult.
Yup, it's free.
No, I think I'm flying.
No, I'm not flying.
My bad, my bad.
It's okay, baby.
So, do you have a favorite dish and food you like?
Mostly Italian style.
Yes, pasta, lasagna, pizza.
Yes, I love that. How about you?
I love this game, I make a mean past the bottlenecks.
Oh my god. Do you make it with me or without me?
Um, yeah, I make it with me.
Oh, ok, because I'm vegetarian so...
Ah, that's nice, save the animals.
Hahahaha
I'm gonna... I must be going for it
You wanna just go in whatever you see one?
Oh
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay
oh she how did she move like that i don't know how to e by the way
i'm dead but maybe you can live
thank you thank you maybe i can kill her
I think I can kill her.
There you go.
Nice play, yeah.
Nice play, yeah.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I thought I was dead for a second.
I don't think I'm safe here.
I will fuck her if she tries to stop you back
Okay
Just don't die, okay
Something
You got it?
Did you damage?
Can I ask you something, cause you've been asking a lot of questions, I don't know if
I can.
Of course, ask away.
I was gonna ask, so everyone obviously watches you, so you're used to being the streamer,
but do you watch any streamers?
Ah, yeah, I watch some streams from time to time, yeah.
What's your favorite streamer?
You know about the streamer 4th cent.
Yeah.
He's not a speedy streamer, yeah.
What do you think about him?
I don't know the meme by the way with this.
I don't know the meme with the 4th cent.
Everyone's asking about it.
I don't know. Everyone's just saying like what do you think about 4th cent?
I don't know.
I swear it's a meme and I just don't know
What is everyone saying talk about boredom
No, you know something but it's okay, okay, I'll Google it
Do you have any favorite streamers
besides you oh I have a famous remark I mean yeah of course and I do watch you
most of the time thank you um I was I was I was I was well I watch a lot of
valorant actually I don't know how to play that I don't play but it's actually
I like it and I also play Genji and I play some of those but we like I mostly
generally just watch you yeah I'm dead
there's something I really like
about that is even though you don't you don't have to be an expert at the game
you can still understand how the game works and you can watch it from a from a
viewer perspective yeah I mean that's mostly what I do
have you tried Valorant? yeah I have
what do you think what do you like it? it's not for me
Shooters in general or just violence?
I like shooters.
Yeah, same thing.
To violence.
Oh please, to violence.
Rowan, chat if that's not a ladyboy.
I started playing Glee in like 2014 and then that's it.
My life was over.
2014? You've been playing this game for a while then?
Yeah, I mean I didn't have a good PC until recently and I was kind of just low master
and then I managed to hit Jallander last year.
Yeah.
That's very impressive.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So now you're playing with me on the bounce and vessel, you're back to no master then?
No, no, no, because I, I mean it's gonna sound bad but I didn't hit Challenger here, I hit
it on Irini because that's my main zapper.
Oh, so you're okay.
So, yeah, I'm not like a EUWish Challenger prodigy, this is the first season where
I'm actually like trying to climb on you guys got you got you
Oh, they're so sad you get her. Yeah, right nice. Good job
You too, I
Mean we do
If you hit a wall, hit hard.
Oh my god, I haven't played any carry ever since the new stuff.
You're doing great.
Yeah.
So you got like, you have like any hobbies outside of League of Legends?
I mean, I kind of just gamed a lot during my life so it's like my main hobby.
I love studying languages, that's why I study Japanese and Korean so I keep practicing
because i'm not like fluent yet
i like going out a lot
i don't know if there's
just anything really
no not really like going in parks
on walks i cannot wait for the weather to like
be sunny or so
i can just
i don't know
just go out and do anything
visit things, stay things
Yeah, I hear you. I love taking long beach walks.
Do you have any beaches like around you?
No. No, I don't.
I think I got these. Oh no!
I'm sorry you should probably go mid lane now yeah we should I mean I've kind of
just autopiloting a little bit I'm sorry that's all good
nice good job I'm that guy you're good what what boots do you think I should
So interesting I swear
I don't really understand
They don't even read that
Hello
No but it's okay because I knew what I got myself into
Sorry, I shouldn't have waited for you, sorry
It's okay
We're a little bit unsynchronized
You're dying when I'm
Coming out of base and I die
When you're coming out of base
Yeah. Okay, okay, we're locking. Yeah, we're locking, we're locking.
Yeah.
We are getting the farm.
I just realized we're not doing that well on the top and meeting departments.
Yeah, they're in thing.
So do you have a favorite location you would want to travel to, like a country?
Something.
I mean Japan is my number one definitely.
Yeah.
I would love to go there.
Oh, I'm dead again. Wow.
But I would like to visit most Asian countries and like, Europe countries, because I didn't really go to them many countries, but
I would like to go to Sweden as well, by the way, to Finland, to Germany, to a bunch of these countries.
Hey, Sweden is great. I can show you around Stockholm. I know this place by heart.
I mean, that would be lovely. What would you say is the best thing to do in Stockholm?
The best thing in Stockholm?
Yes.
Probably just going out in the nature. I think Sweden...
I mean, that Sweden has a hole, maybe not Stockholm specifically, but the Sweden, the nature is beautiful.
Mm-hmm.
We're here.
Oh my god, I...
Should I int with you as well? Like, just...
Okay, I did it.
Okay, okay!
Come on, Isabel.
I'm sorry.
I'm not really sure, we have like, we have like, we have some bowling Alice.
I love bowling, but would you want to go bowling?
Yes, I'm actually really good at bowling. I never lost against anyone. I've been with multiple friends and I've never lost, so...
Well, you would lose versus me, yeah?
I mean, that's another deal we have to make, because I don't think you would win.
Make sure we game and focus on the matter of your bloodline.
Tell her you know Keynes Romanian because you stole your heart.
I'm coming.
Yeah
No
You speak any other languages
Japanese
I mean, Romanian. Just a bit Romanian.
Yeah, honestly. And English and trying my best to become fluent in Japanese.
Korean, my Korean sucks. It's awful. I barely know anything. But, yeah.
I actually read some German when I went to school.
Also, how's your German?
That's quite sharp
Okay
I'm not gonna make you say anything because I feel like
You're gonna deal with what I had earlier
Good luck boys
They're coming
I'm so dead
They want you
Yeah
But it's okay because I have the best dual.
I'm sorry that was great, I'm sorry.
They'll never know I hit them.
I'm gonna push mid here.
Halsey, if I brought you to a tomb man I might have to sign you out.
No, it always happens. Every time I get to meet your dad every time you get to meet I did it.
might be time to ask for a
only kind of no
oh my god thank god
I don't think I should go
I don't think I should go last, I mean Dominic here now.
Do I go Marto?
Lord Dominic is not bad.
Just for Skarner?
Yep.
Okay.
I'm getting this Kai'Sa.
I'm gonna put her in her place.
I'll try to help Lissandra.
What do I mean?
a rubble and nika are coming as well anyway
oh my god
I can't prove, oh my god what is this he's getting
how long does nika heal us
oh my god how are we losing yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry
so let's say you let's say let's say you got to go on a date
Won't be like your ideal perfect date for you my ideal perfect day. Yeah
Hmm
Okay, let me think let me think it would probably be something
Kind of chill like I don't I don't want anything too like crazy
just like
probably like a
nice walking the park and then go to eat something nice and
Then some games probably later
Like nothing to crazy no not like like something called I really that's cute
I mean
League is fine too, but have you played anything like split fiction or any of those like cute co-op games?
I have not, no.
They are really cute.
If you won, you can play them.
Of course. I'd love to.
That's amazing.
What would be your perfect day?
Oh my perfect date
Seconds yeah
My perfect day will probably be just like do something relaxing
Yeah, like I said, maybe like walk on the beach, talk about life, beautiful sunset,
you know.
Yeah, that would just, that would for me, at least for me, that would be the perfect
it and then finish off some yeah maybe some kill co-op game okay but is it
have to be on at the beach or any walk anywhere no probably probably play some
board game inside okay okay no but I was saying like the walk does it have to
be on the beach? No, not necessarily but I really like walking on the beach. I'm gonna
die by the way. This game is uncooked. I'm sorry, I'm sorry if you... if I
I painted you.
Don't worry, baby.
We're still gonna win this, trust me. I know what I'm doing. I played in the LEC after all.
I mean, I know you somehow managed to win impossible games though. I have full faith in you.
has destroyed
I make the impossible possible
Interesting.
Oh my god.
I can't not.
Oh my god.
I can't just not look at the chat and just see how everything I say is just, say, how
do you cope with that?
What do you cope with like so many people?
I mean, don't let it get to you, okay, Han?
Don't let it get to you.
There is nobody, there is nobody.
There is nobody, there is nobody.
There is nobody, there is nobody.
That's how I cope with it.
Well, I know you're like this now after years of streaming, but
were you like this in the beginning?
Yeah I mean there are nobody, there are no ones, like their opinion doesn't matter, their
Twitch viewers, there is nothing valuable that they have to say.
Yeah.
Have you become like friends with anyone from Twitch?
I do, I have yeah.
Yeah it's okay.
I think my best friend is another streamer.
I know you heard about Tyler1, a girl with him.
I mean yeah, obviously.
Back in the day, I used to watch Nightflow and Tyler1, the two main streamers of League
and QTpie.
Well, you're quite the cutie pie yourself.
Who says you're not good at Rizzing?
Who said that?
We have endless ponies, they're going to get it, this game is cool.
It's fine, I mean I had a good time, I don't know if you did, but I had a good
time. I could lose a hundred games as long as they're with you. Okay, then this one sounded
like someone told you to stay I don't know what I'm doing it is
I'm sorry, I'm really nervous like
You can find it cringe when people like plug in their like twitch or whatever when they
you because I was really making sure when I did that
I don't really care
oh ok
so you wouldn't think it's green if I did it
if you did it now it would be kind of quick
no I'm not gonna do it now
damn nice try we almost had him
he is
yeah we did we did
I'm sorry
maybe next time maybe next time
maybe
We had some great moments together, especially on the bot lane.
Yeah, we did. After that I just kind of autopilotized a bit and was focused more on you.
Yeah.
Isabelle, thank you so much for the game. I'm gonna run some solos now.
No worries, no worries. Could I add you? Or you don't do that?
Sure, sure, let's have each other as friends.
Hey, Bausi, the perfect date for you two would be taking her to...
Oh, I can't send you, very friendly to you.
I think I sent you one, if I'm not mistaken.
Did you?
No, you didn't, you didn't.
Okay, let me remove someone from my friend list then.
Right, why are you the someone? Okay? I
Oh my god huge there we go
Perfect now. Oh my god now our friends, but who knows maybe who knows? I don't know
I'm sorry. Okay. Well. Good luck with your games and thank you. Thank you for the games
Thank you so much for the game. All right. Take care now. Bye. Bye. You too. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
Alright, GG's.
I ain't fucking hinted over here, man.
I'm getting hinted.
That's minus 19 LP, I'm never gonna get back.
I didn't get friends on what are we talking about
Well, we're going on a second date Shad
Shad, rate my wrist from 1 to 10.
my wrist from one to sexual harassment.
Thank you for the excruciating watch.
Chad, am I the only one who feels like good wrist and sexual harassment?
Like, am I the only one who feels like you can get away with way more stuff if you're
like good looking?
then you can just say whatever and it will become off as kind of like nice
but if you don't have the looks then you can't pull off the wrist
you can't do it, it's not possible
then you just come off as a creep
And no one wants to be seen as a creep.
is 80% confidence is it all about confidence I don't think she's gonna
message you back you didn't act desperate enough or cry fuck shut I
forgot I forgot to cry
I don't know if there's gonna be a second date
Well, let's play some showgaff.
you
I'm gonna watch this and play Cho'Gath, let's see if I still have it.
Stop saying voice changer.
Your boss is a bit squeaky, but it's his real voice.
She got the IK when you failed to carry.
Bro, imagine if I was a pop-up, imagine if I was killing everybody, popping up, getting
double triple kill and then finishing and ending killing the Nexus. Bro.
That would be... that would be incredible.
I win level 1 by the way if I start E.
I need to get all my free altos off.
Oh, missed.
Bam, bam, bam!
Okay, not winning.
I repeat it's not winning.
I'm going to go E, 2.2
might be dead here boys get a little force in
Oh my god, let's take a Talon, I don't know my lane is big.
Ah, that was close, honestly.
So I see the game is unplayable
and ally has been slain
can i not like fuck him here?
buddy
You have a lot of skills up against them.
The only thing that is the best play for me is to actually recall, otherwise I get talented again.
I actually just have to recall, cause it's fucking jungler.
I'll get some of this.
I'll push this.
I'm lucky, I should recall when I had a chance. Even though I win one by one, I lose because
fucking jungle roll. I'm lucky. What can you do?
like totplin is so fun man when your best play is to recall cause jungler is coming nice
Yeah, that's... that's fine
I'm cooked. Yeah, I'm just cooked now, bg
I don't know what I'm doing with this. I think I'm out.
I'm out. See ya, kid.
Smell ya later.
Oh
Lucky and now this fucking bitch is here like
Please, I've got this game.
I save mental this game. I won't even care about winning. If you don't care about winning,
We won't care about the game, so then we save your mantle.
It's a real strut.
I
Bye-bye
I love this
the
What's the plan here?
I'm gonna have to feed as much as I can so we have to fix it
It worked.
You watching Sweden vs Poland tonight?
No.
I don't watch football.
I don't watch soccer.
Why did you link me this?
Tiborce is the massive league of legends.
Why play Cho'Gath top?
Well, he is naturally very tanky.
He deals great damage for a tank.
He brings good amounts of lockdown, and he has tons of sustain with his passive.
However, he does lack any mobility at all, and he can struggle in the early game before he can stack his ultimate.
Cho'Gath's passive is whenever he kills an enemy, he heals for a decent amount of health and a smaller amount of mana.
Cho'Gath's Q places a circle on the floor, and after a short delay, all enemies within
are knocked up and dealt damage, after which they're slowed.
Cho'Gath's W is a cone skill shot, which deals damage to and silences enemies hit.
Cho'Gath's E is an auto attack reset, which empowers his next three basic attacks.
These attacks have bonus range and fire a line of spikes in a direction.
Enemies hit by these spikes are dealt damage and slowed.
And this damage scales with the target's maximum health and the amount of stacks in
your ultimate you have.
Jokat's ultimate is a point and click ability which deals true damage to the target.
If the target isn't a champion, it deals a massive amount of increased true damage,
making it great as a period of-
If you're good on YouTube, buy Feastables, win 10,000.
We're in the chocolate aisle at Walmart and we're gonna give the next person to buy
our chocolate bar Feastables 10 grand.
So just act inconspicuous.
Oh, he's gone. You got a new guy.
Oh, no. They have a fight. They have a fight. They have a fight.
Excuse me? How's it going?
Mr. Beast.
So have you seen our channel before?
Oh, I like Mr. Beast.
Do you have tips?
Yes.
Do they watch the channel?
Oh, yeah.
And just like him, every day for the next 30 days, one person is by speechable, and
scancing to our crew will win $10,000. As a reward for buying our top car,
It's $10,000
We're in the chocolate aisle
It's Mr. Beast the most generous youtuber out there
What is my team what's going on here?
I have Bardinet I think. Bardinet in my team playing ADC Bard.
support with bot barred
this game is coked unless I go on a giga
rampage
Don't do not put me in the same category as Bardinette by the way.
Hang on, hang on, bro, bro.
I am Bardinette is a giga-inter, okay?
I'm just kidding, of course, Barnet is actually the goat, people who hate Barnet don't know
the game well enough for real.
Elise, walk in top jungle with me please.
My ADC has boots, nothing, and it's invading.
What is the fresh supposed to do?
I thought it's a fresh demo so do it
I am so full on this shit
So dumb
I missed that was bad I should wait for my class to come up and then go at least if I miss
my Q on her I hit the minion so I get a shield
oh yes dive for the wave dive please
oh yeah
Oh yeah, set up perfectly.
Beautiful.
I'm not gonna hit the wave I think, he's gonna recall the wave so stacked.
My bar died doing this, I don't know if we had to die and give her a kill, but I'll
be dropped anyway, she lost a lot.
What is the fresh supposed to do?
Like this guy.
This guy is a gigant.
At least when he used to do a top lane.
But it doesn't make any sense.
He goes ADC to leave his support.
It's supposed to be the other way around.
This Porsche is supposed to roam.
That's a free kill!
Close! Not really.
I'm best if it does no damage early game.
I am the most battle.
Well, I was not slain.
An enemy has been slain.
Here I come to save the day.
Or wreck it.
I can't really dive
Niiiight, she flashed
I
Fresh killed Darius. Oh fresh is fucking by the way
They want to
get cracked
or not might be on to something here
I feel like it's play this.
I should have done this right?
Why is this for violence it's a mess on this is why it's literally arcane
Oh this guy is so shit!
This guy is soo bad.
I hear pinging on the way I'm getting baited man!
I'm doing this my way and any has been slain
She can armor me for she bases
I
Waiver list
all this ping i'm getting dizzy me too i'm muting
I don't need the beat now.
Bess isn't so fed.
Hello, she have Eclipse.
She's on 20 CS, I guess she got some play thanks
I'm so fucking dead
I'm alive
I feel like I should be stomping this ambassador right now.
539, let's go.
If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
Don't ever know what will happen.
I'm here, my ally has been slain.
I'm my own backup.
I'm killing Ambassador when she comes back, I don't have ulti or ignite, but I think I
Your turret has been destroyed, and ally has been slain.
Leave the beach now!
You're on your own, sorry.
Where are you, I'm coming.
Hello!
You're kidding, the rock's on me.
You can't be serious.
what
Flash man
I actually got a little bit of chills from that.
got him
think we're ap jacks
dead
oh my god
Bousk, don't you think the gentleman move would have been to let Isabelle pluck her stream?
Or should the man make the money in the relationship?
I'm doing this my way.
You should, you should, what's it called?
adapt your lifestyle to the country you're living in.
In Sweden you can't really... you get giga-value from having two working parents.
You get giga-value.
So even if you wanna be a stay at home dad or mom, you should do a strat where you get
a job just for the benefits you get and then you quit the job when you do like parent vacation
or whatever it's called.
But you can't just not have a job in Sweden, it doesn't work.
You gotta get the most out of government you're in, whereas if you're in America, for example,
they give you a lot more choice what you wanna do.
That's why America is the greatest country in the world.
Yo shout out America.
Anyone else thinks America is the best country in the world?
I don't need a plan.
Nice.
CS for Lorne more. Nice.
Plan. I don't need a plan.
It's time to recall and go top or what?
Oh, playdings.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
You got the NA, please, boss?
Why come for worlds this year?
We're gonna be in Texas hell yeah
I almost made it in time
I can't do shit, I can't do shit like...
I
You are kidding me
We lost
If you get a wall hit it hard
Don't wanna get burn that's scaling
you got a make a door
I
Beat the skymon you want
I
Nice
a
You why are you saying you fuck is wrong with you
Let's get some fights.
I win.
Let's get close.
I'm coming.
If we were never winning that game, let's be for real.
It has got talent.
Hello. Hello. How are you doing?
I'm good. How are you? Very good.
What's your name? My name's Sean.
Sean, where are you from? I live in Northampton.
OK.
How old are you? I'm 36.
Who have you come with? I've got my girlfriend, Melinda, somewhere.
I don't know. There she is.
She's over there. That's good. She still wants to know you.
That's a good start.
So, you're a magician. Yes.
How long have you been doing magic?
I've been doing magic since I was about six years old.
And...
So, when I was backstage with Ant and Deck,
I placed one card the wrong way around in the pack.
Just here.
Simon, I'm going to ask you to please just think of any playing card.
Don't tell me. Make sure it's not nice, so I don't want it to be an obvious one.
I've got it.
You have one?
Yep.
And at the end of this trick, the card that Simon is thinking of
is going to be this card here, the card that's the wrong way around in the pack.
Okay.
But before we start, we need to make this a little bit more random.
And David, can you take this packet of cards?
I want you to mix the cards.
But in a really random way.
Shuffle them normal. Shuffle them face up and face down like this, however you want to do it.
Alicia, please do the same.
Amanda, here's some for you as well.
And Simon, if you could please shuffle these.
Face up, face down, in any way that you like.
Perfect.
And judges, I'll take them back. Thank you very much.
Thank you, Alicia. Thank you, David.
Thank you, Amanda.
And Simon. Thank you.
I'm going to ask you to do just one more thing for me.
I want you to take out your fence if you have one with you.
I just placed some screen down on the table.
OK.
Now, Simon, let me give you the trick.
You thought of a card.
Yes, I did.
You can see these cards are in a right mess now.
All the way through the pack.
Simon, for the first time, what I'm going to ask you to do
is please just name the card that you were thinking of.
It was the two of diamonds.
The two of diamonds.
Yeah.
Alicia, please hold that one hand to me, please.
I'm going to put the cards on top,
the other hand on top like this.
Now, I've probably been on this stage maybe
more than three minutes, less than 10.
In order to fix this problem, I need to go back in time.
Jesus, the largest.
Amanda, can you please tell me a number higher than three
But lower than 10.
Nine.
Nine.
We're going to go back in time, just nine minutes.
Please keep your time on the phone just in.
1746.
5, 4, 3.
The phone goes back nine minutes to 5.37.
What?
The lock is on my phone.
Can I?
Yeah.
What?
No.
but not just on the Gerties phones.
On every phone in this audience,
the class is five, 30, seven.
What? This is seven?
Oh, my God!
Look!
How does she do that?
You're saying five, right, seven?
I'm saying it's possible.
Yeah, look!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
How did you do that?
How the blinkin' did you do that?
Simon.
At the beginning of the magic siren, I asked you to think of just one card.
Yes, I did.
Um, and it was a two of diamonds, to be safe.
Yes, it was.
Um, Alicia, please, might I take this card back?
Yeah.
Thank you.
In order for this to work, I had to go back in time.
And when I went back in time, and I was standing back there with Anthony Deck,
All the cards with the correct way round apart from this card just here. No way Simon
No way to have diamonds
That was something special.
I loved it.
That was crazy.
I don't know how he did that, bro.
Supergirl Official Trailer.
Hey, I was just touching base to see when you think you might be coming back
You know, I'm just worried that you're not gonna find your stride here if you keep going off-world all the time
DC is
Completely garbage when you compare to Marvel Cinematic Universe
DC has never been good. I'm Cara
Worried you're not gonna find your people. Yeah, well, that's the same Clark. I
Have no people
Almost wherever you are, buddy.
Crypto and I at least had each other.
Honestly, I thought we were watching.
I don't look. Almost by definition, right now.
Looks dark shit.
It's no Marvel.
You should not even be allowed to make a superhero movie if you're not Marvel Cinematic Universe.
True.
You
So on English
swallowed in alone till it try
Enkelt and costless fit polendo.se
As I escapes you as you open the doors and a smell like honey and flowers creeps up your nostrils
Oh no beds men sprawl amidst cushions smiling severely through the haze
too long, way too long of a video, the fuck.
Yo guys, link some shorts.
Crown, Nikleib, what is this?
I mean, Baus is one of the nicest people
I've met in eSports, honestly.
And to be honest, before I started like,
like, obviously, you know, Baus was in sort of
like, perma-froffon and stuff.
And I didn't expect him to do that well in LEC.
like I was very surprised, like I think I talked about it with Nemesis once, I was like really surprised, I felt like if he worked on his
landing or like was just a bit less stubborn about like his playstyle you
know like early game items he could be like like actually one of the best
in you like like really which is crazy, like really it is absurd, thank
Thank you, Granny.
He just has an immense amount of talent, I guess, which is rare, rare, rare.
Immense amount of talent?
Is that right?
Thank you, Granny.
It's the year 1867, a bearded philosopher.
Mr Beast is what Marx warned us about.
Here we go, classic. Mr. Beast is the worst person on the planet.
Here we go with this dog shit.
There is no person in the world that's worse than Mr. Beast.
Yes, he's Satan.
It's in the dim light of the British Museum, scribbling the foundational texts of Das Kapital.
He is writing about a terrifying future where every human interaction is reduced to a cold
transaction.
A world where even kindness is a commodity bought and sold for a profit.
He had no idea that over 150 years later, he would describe the career of Jimmy Donaldson,
Mr. Beast, with frightening accuracy.
We view Mr. Beast as the internet's greatest philanthropist, a modern-day saint who builds
wells and pays for surgeries.
But through a moxist lens, Mr. Beast isn't the solution to capitalism's failures.
He is its final most dystopian evolution.
He has perfected an economy where human desperation is gamified, and charity is no longer an act
of mercy, but a high-yield digital asset.
Marx warned us that under late-stage capitalism, everything, even our empathy, would have
a price tag.
Mr. Beast didn't just find that price tag, he built a billion-dollar empire
on it.
how the
no mr b slander
Alright, let's play a good game here.
I've kind of been fun for funding it, I've been just running it down, not focusing.
Let's play a solid game.
I'm positive mental, I try from start to finish, I respect ganks, I do good 1v1 laning.
Are you here as well?
You wanna come up here?
Who's a good girl?
Who's a good girl?
Yeah you are.
You're so, you're so cute.
Ornmatchup.
Udure.
Udure, udure.
I could have also been tank siren, both are good
What is the names of your cats?
guy is called Adam Levine, the girl is called Taylor Swift. But I'm opting into changing
the name of the girl. You're allowed to change names of your cats, right? Like that's, that's,
You can do that, there's nothing weird about that.
For 900 RP, yes.
The power seeped after a meal from that old woman.
Almost feels like a seal, sister tail.
No attack can bend or iron resolve.
With the power of the Great Buddha.
I gotta watch out here, I think we have a play safe player, it's my biggest counter,
I just have to make sure I don't dive him for fun if I get too bored.
Oh I'm missing so much skills.
I'm in low versus storm here, I'm in low versus keep my ulti, but my theory is not
here and I'm not gonna die so I might as well use it.
I'm gonna stay in proxy angle until Nafiri gets here and I'm gonna try and kill her.
Where is she?
I feel like if I take this wave, I will not be in the position to fight her anymore.
I'm just gonna ult at the wave and be...
I'll execute, honestly.
I'm gonna die to no fury if I don't
5cs Rengar, what is happening?
5cs Rengar
Oh boy, we're in for a treat this one
I'm gonna make him burn all the CDs Burn, burn, burn, he's gonna die
is that his TP already? how do you get his face so fast?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ahhhh
I've been getting these bases off so fast
Well, I did the thing I said I shouldn't do, I don't for fun, so now I'm in trouble.
Broke it away!
Maybe I'm running out of gas in here.
He walked up very far.
Or helped my Rengar maybe.
Hi balls! MrBeast just dropped a new video about giving women cards. Can you check it
out after this game, so excited.
it's a
home
Haha, heal me. Heeeel!
One of those one.
I'm gonna take the next wave than B.
Don't do it Bows! Just don't! Just don't!
alright swedish
this jungle is still looking rough and we got this game, this game is free, i'm scaling
like crazy once I get rocky but I'm big OP
I'm getting proxied
Do I run at him?
I have no bullets, he's not worth it.
Cringe proxy strategy, if you ask me.
I know nafiri, if we do I can take prompt
We'll do one of the few champs in the game, we can actually take rambo camps, even if you're not a transport
Look at that
I am an onion, you can protect me, I am an onion, I am with you
Get away from me, Syndra, I'm back off.
case rock with it
fuck up
and we get the dragon that's pretty good
no bad
Oh, he's dead by the way, but he's not flushed.
I'm just gonna hit him in his face, what you gonna do about it?
I'm sorry.
I'm so stupid.
Nice, big.
Nice, big!
I'm deep.
Let me guess, let's be annoying for 10 hours, yeah?
Yeah, chase me to fountain, please.
I got my little... I don't have it yet.
Also get rocky belt GG
this war was so wasted
doubt after
maybe this is a one way ticket
CC
Your cannon has been destroyed
If that's your risk, completely alone kill them
Oh my Rengar is completely useless
If that's not the case, nice
Your team has destroyed and hurting.
It hurt me one way.
Sway me, baby, I'm...
Should CC be removed from the game?
Your team has destroyed and hurt.
Remove all CC.
I don't know how this is here but I'm really careful.
I actually can't believe it by the way
Okay.
I mean there's Ornn there just playing counter playstyle there's nothing I can do about it
imagine pick a tank, sit under tower all game I literally can't play for a seat it's unplayable
I don't know how to play against it I just get bored and I die
not yet follow fuck
this is a bulletproof strategy I've never beaten it
non-spirit
it's a proxies guy I guess
yes a free win
what do you think about kassadin mr boussy
I'm gonna die here, that's why.
Did she die?
What champion do you think was most broken on the leads?
This champion keeps getting nerfed over and over again.
I think they are going to gank me
I think they are going to gank me
Hello, what champion wants most OP on release?
I know you should play new champion.
Abessa!
Abessa is the most OP champion on release.
That champion keeps getting nerfs and nerfs and is still a good champion after tanking
like 20 nerfs in a row.
So she must have been this most open thing ever.
a lot more storm right over your fucking face
BIRD!
nice
massive team fight
You cannot outrun me!
Karchia helped me find myself.
Please help me save myself.
Move!
That's not going to be a call to lose my mages.
Rolling middle.
Warnable Sierra, I couldn't get the pushing.
It's tanky, boys, so do no damage to them.
RINGOR where are you RINGOR HELLO
let me sell this magic I'm even buying that in the first place it's so bad
I'll do
I'm gonna wear some gold
I'll try to land this one game
carry that's always you know I agree with that statement I carry it again carry get
Another game, that's all, that's all it is though
The world's hearts in the chest. Leave a few for us.
Hey look!
the
the landry
fake item
but i will
i was going to doggone works on passive, it does, yeah
i haven't got myself to try it though, yet
It feels like the cooldown of the ult is so slow anyways
I will kill you.
We're going to have to keep it tough.
I've heard my ocean soul, this game is...
Oh no.
Bye.
Oh no, oh no!
Hello, I love your stream of course.
What the hell is that 3k damage?
Wait, so I just have to buy it?
We might not be able to use those items.
GG.
GG.
Such a wise and humble man.
Carey P.O.V.
Let's see what the damage has to say about that.
Carey P.O.V. huh?
Huh? Really?
I might start building leandris more often on udder, it actually might not be the worst item in the game
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
No
No Aurora
If you had to play another lane, what lane would you play?
Probably support I used to be in support before a main top lane
But then maybe not you don't be mid lane main like to carry I'm a carry player
I'm going Udur again.
Oh, what is that pick?
I can't go Udur with full AP.
They went Udur!
Or I think.
Don't have to go tank here probably.
Yeah, I have to play tank. Do I have to? Yeah, I have to.
Is it Udertop? I hope it's not. There's gonna be a knight, but I'm not playing with Udertop.
It's J's top.
What happened to Tyler when he's playing solo and doing this?
Heeeeeee!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Ahhh!
Thanks, Abel!
You will, you will!
You will!
You will, you will, you will, you will!
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
It will do our right.
Death at its chance.
Summoner's Rift.
Summoner's Rift.
I took a normal redone chair.
I'm getting bitten by my leg is getting bitten man.
Ow.
Why are you biting me?
Don't forget to give you food.
No way, I don't forget.
the way I don't forget I'm still getting beaten this is crazy what's wrong what
is it
I win this
oh my god are you actually are you what's wrong
I gotta BRB guys I gotta shake if she has food
she's just trolling
What am I doing if I'm getting bitten by my cat?
An ally has been slain.
Enemy double kill.
We did this way too.
Huh, hello.
Well, this lane is fucking cooked, man.
Oh
Oh
Oh my god.
entire game ruin
The game is so cooked for me like what am I supposed to do now? I'm 0-3
I literally can't live by the way
Holy fuck
I'm dying on next wave, I don't give a fuck, I can't play the game, like it's impossible.
Let's have to die here
I should have wiped this.
He blocked that?
Yeah, damn.
I
Nice! There we go! Much better!
Much, much better! I'm even ahead now, wow, fuck!
The slime
No, but
I should go over radiance this game
Let his conk run out.
I can't believe the healer is so strong.
Enemy rampage.
Shut down.
What?
I'm dead?
Ha ha ha ha
Ha, I'm going to die
I'm going to die
Oh my god, it's...
I see the swiftness bolts, can't hit that.
Victory is soaked in blood.
An enemy has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
Pulse.
I need a slaughter.
FF this fucking game, man.
like i don't get it i just don't get it man i'm so dumb
Oh, what is your problem?
My cat gets mad if I rage while gaming so maybe it starts.
So I need to stay calm.
I'm having a great time, bro. Let's freaking win this team. I'm having a blast.
please f of this scram please please please
please f of this scram please please please
I
See the bro
If you have been slain, double kill.
Triple kill.
This is either cooking or not.
I'm so fucking useless
I lost fucking Jace, not a bit sorry
He's got a ball thing.
Why are we chasing Uzi instead of Barak?
I guess I'll catch him.
Come here!
Did we get the dragon? We got the dragon.
Did we lose the game? We didn't lose the game. Nice.
Probably give Baron and let's Orianna cooks.
What am I?
Okay, I'm ready to 5v5 finally. I'm ready. I'm ready. I know I've been griefing to him.
Sorry for the game. Let's work together and we can win this.
Stone broken bones break those new and their bones
My god, hello, where's this guy?
I'm gonna leave you baby
and I have been slain
I got a check to see if the cat's on a sheep on the floor or something, make sure they're
okay.
two
two
two
two
two
you
I'm back
Got the Q in time.
Can we do the connections now?
Nope, still done it.
Word all.
Then this one as well GG
Do this one
Welcome to in close force what did he say what am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Don't let it escape.
Oh, oh and close for us.
Oh, I get it.
What do I play here?
Enemy team come kinda jack, we go showgaff, or bomba, go showgaff, easy match up please,
Daria is great, let's use the FF
Please pick Aurelia, just don't pick Daria's
Do you want Aurelia nice? That's way easier
Okay, so I don't get it
Okay, then I close off here.
Did I do it?
I don't get this game
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Minions have spawned.
I really am a matchup with Ignite.
I'm either going 10-0 or 0-10, no in between.
There's a beat for level one.
Why don't you offer a coaching service?
Watch that.
Ball service coaching service.
I think I might get sued.
I'll get sued for scamming people.
I don't like second wave crash, but I have no choice here.
I'm chilling.
the wave state. Ah, terrible. Great.
I have to tip it back.
She doesn't even have Uri so by the way, she's messed it up.
So Lobolo!
If you're playing Aurelia you should keep your eyes on your own minions because even
The best Aurelias would fuck up their Q, the champion is way too hard to play.
So there she did, she did the Q, but she didn't execute the minion, boom, free kill.
This can't have been the right purchase, maybe I should have gone Bramble, I don't die Bramble, no way.
I'm not sure what to do with that
I'm gonna let them push in for me
My Q would have hit.
Oh big stop, big stop.
That's that approach velocity movement speed, that's why I go that room when I see the
enemy I get extra movement speed towards them able to catch up when I hit my q
oh do I eat and then be yeah
this is a little snack
I don't know if I messed up my wave state here by clearing off a minion.
Maybe I could myself.
Oh, she pushed us on this.
In a killing spree an ally has been slain
An ally has been slain
What is this?
You're kidding.
You're kidding.
Why is your Leona here?
The same Leona from last game.
He's gonna perm my rune on me.
I think I'm in trouble here.
I hope I don't get dived.
I got a clear drink, I'll make it.
Like, I can't play the game, man.
nice two solo kills into loose game, this round will dangle death, dangle suit girl
If you come back with Bork now, is that it?
I have to play Bork Aurelia at 9 minutes, is that what I'm saying?
Is that what is going to happen?
No Bork yet.
I kinda need to kill her now, it's not only a timer.
For more
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, just go next, no, just go next.
enemy I really got zero ganks before Borg
can you just imagine that before Borg enemy I really got zero ganks is that
the stronger champion in the game then? I realize it's the stronger champion in the
game if she doesn't get any ganks on her before Bork. Then everybody should play it all the time.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Bye bye
I'm getting ulted, by the way.
It's fine, you're scaling.
You're scaling. Am I scaling this game?
It's not gonna be easy at all.
I'm gonna take wave on TP bot.
How do I just die through the shield, like, what the fuck?
That's right, that's right.
That's right, that's right.
Fuck.
Okay.
Okay
Big shut down
Kill kill kill
Please!
Nice.
And now we get dragon, hang on a second.
Might still be winnable.
And now we get dragon, hang on a second. Might still be winnable.
this game is cooked it looks pretty cooked yeah
I can move and I'm just going completely fucked
I can't walk up the lane, I can't farm anything, I'm just going to sit on the tower I guess.
They have ward here, here, ward up here.
How can I play the game?
There's been a lion on me for half of the game.
he can't run to support, he can't play the game with this shit, it's unplayable
oh good, very impressive
can we ff the game now?
ff the game guys
you are not playing the game
I am so tired of this.
We don't need to kill them all
I
The enemy has been destroyed, but the enemy has been slain.
Your invider has been destroyed.
Shut April's tomorrow you guys have any pranks?
Any pranks you have prepared?
I'm going to tell my wife I won't be divorced as a prank, oh that is hilarious.
go for it man
of
We should do the things.
Winnable! Winnable game! I'm stuck in this game for 10 more minutes.
I
Hold on
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
She hit her!
Please, somebody help me.
Baws keeps doing things to me that our borderline attempted murder.
Uh-uh-uh, April boots?
A-A-A-Apr-A-Apr-A-Fools?
Wait, it's March.
I
Hang on nice nice
I don't want to play Vega myself, it's just so fun.
I don't know if he works top lane.
I know I know
of the dragon of my bitch
hey, it's me Jeff from last night
your card declined from the services I offered
text me after the game and BTW you taste a good last night gummy boy
You guys are getting way too comfortable making up shit on the internet.
pay fuck off Jeff he's not paying for that when everyone knows I give the best
Storville Sloppernheim are around.
space race
guys, fuck it
get up guys, guys
i really have a stupid idea of something
I see, let's go
Oh my god, bro I'm about to bust on this entire wave by the way
I swear at least one game a day I I won a ff and then we end up winning I actually got a fixed one
It's a problem.
I need a coach.
Google is my coach.
How to not tilt in a league is an option.
How to not tilt so I play a lot of ADC
I mean, you're cooked.
Yeah, of course he's not asking.
Fucking ADC players.
cronion is alt
I'm so tired
what's backroom's trailer I've never seen
I don't know what backroom says
So I go Uder, does this rocket counter Uder?
Feels like the rocket is going to Uder.
We are top lane, but we need frontline, we need melee champions at least.
Casadin, oof.
AP Jacks.
This guy says to rock a top.
I'm playing for Soraka top, you kidding me?
I wouldn't lose a devour, right?
No, no, no chance I'm gonna lose a...
Soraka top lane.
Nevermind, Camille.
Did they lock in Camille into Jax?
Just want to know.
That doesn't seem...
That doesn't seem like a great idea.
Maybe I go Ignite.
Nah.
bro why is there so many of these guys like bro what is happening this guy this
build is looking solid you sent that right just now and I swear this is like you and
like three other guys who's like permac complimenting my bills I'm not even in
game yet I don't know if you're if you're bought if you're bought they're
like
Hello boss love you solo bolo shilling
You guys are going down
Mess with the best get pushed to test
Line up.
Nothing wrong with a lifer team.
You never find one when you're trapped.
Bro, get off of me!
he doesn't ignite
he's gonna be a little bit careful if i get this crashing though
I'm still just looking for the crush really, oh man I love it, aww I flashed a little
bit too late, hello my master, yesterday I picked singed into Cassanti and I go tally
gas him are you proud of me can you say hello to my friend erica thanks
And I have been slain
Shed my old name long time ago
Didn't get solo killed
I always get solo killed on Rax. I get solo killed on those who are champions
I have the damage.
I'll scan them for this.
Those cannon and Sherlock's exp is not great but it could have been worse.
Oh, shit, it could have been a lot worse.
Oh, no, this entire wave. Come in. Come in.
This guy should read it for the cannon, you gotta respect it.
They all wave the same.
Oh ho ho!
Bye bye!
Oh no, she loses another wave!
She loses another wave as well.
And I get perfect reset as well.
Oh no, no, no.
Very nice.
cannon getting this cannon she got it
I was gonna have to wave push into me, she's gonna need to swap.
Oh
Oh my god she interrupted my jump.
I need to learn how to play this wave state man. Like the wave stays here, I always in this exact same spot every time.
This exact same spot every single time when I play Jax or any Bruiser, I always in on that spot every time.
I'm the world review, yeah exactly.
I'm gonna test their metal against my fire
At least I still have a gig I see as Lina
Sometimes the spot is here again, I have nothing to do
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
nice build bro, thank you, thank you, this build looks a lot better, thank you, thank
Oh my god, my E missed.
I
Didn't watch it
Okay, mechs.
Not too bad.
My flame's been burning a good while.
You haven't found someone worthy to carry the torch.
I should just start winning Trace now. She's outscaled.
Look at how unplayable this is.
what something didn't work something went wrong there
Oh
Nice
Now we're talking
I'll do another wave, let's not be greedy
What happens if I TP to this dragon?
There is one shot at everybody
I don't, that's a rocky hill, can't hit a very back toppling now, I had a small
little time to try something, I forced her to bot the back so the dragon should be
free you know.
I can cut Camille off when she comes back top.
the month of solo borrowers courtesy of the king of top lane
oh fuck
i win that 1v2 but i don't win the 1v3
I can barely see the map, it's not big enough.
I'm just trying to force, but I have two items.
I'm gonna go bolt, don't get there in time.
sign on of how they call you bouncy but your gift is actually Cristiano Ronaldo
dribbling he is the real goat BTW chat spam Ronaldo goat
I think I'm dead
Oh my god, what am I doing?
Greedy has recall.
How long has been slain?
Well, so then we can still throw this game
I don't wanna give her any playings, I'm TPing top here for sure
one more way than going down to dragon i think
thank you chat keeps spamming the boss emote
it's actually Ronaldo in the gif ha ha ha
Thanks for proving my point, kids get mad. BTW, nice hairline.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Could've gone out easily.
Oh
Oh my god we're in trouble
back
oh no one
come away
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
They're coming.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
I just got it.
Nautilus is going topside.
I just got it.
Not that this is going topside, I should be fine pushing here.
Oh boy!
I understand why you like messes, you lowkey have the same hairline
Bro are you like...
I don't even know if you're flaming me or messes
I feel like, I feel like getting me casted in this scaling, which will be fine.
I'm scaling as well, I scale it even harder.
I've showed you now some big open.
Can I split push team? I got a tear through here. If we do nothing.
Well, the end of the world isn't gonna stop himself.
If we do Baron, then I guess I need to kill him.
Please go in on me one more time.
I should have just run.
That was a good buff, and we're going to have to show you that we don't have to do anything.
We need this aura.
An ally has been seen.
I'm going to see Mike.
Gotta keep limber at Mike.
Okay something is seriously messed up right now, I don't understand what's happening.
Something is seriously messed up.
Something is not right here. I don't know what it is, but something is wrong.
I'm going to B.O.P.
do it! do it!
he's gonna be winning
I don't know what's going on, but I'm a man now.
I can base and TP if one of these minions sleep high, I could have killed her, she's
They won't expect sneak if you keep behind
We have TBR
They're going for fight on base
I'll let them base.
you're gonna get me you're gonna get me
oh my god I'm trolling I'm trolling too much
that's my bad
I'm clicking enemy nexus and only enemy nexus.
half-hour respawn
What did we?
Please!
We lost the game, by the way.
We lost the game.
Now we're going to lose soul.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't, man.
It's so deserved as well.
Like I need to stop doing this shit.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I need to stop doing this shit.
5TP!
Now tower is respawned. I can't back to where.
Can Jax kill a tower like this with Dominions?
Be for real.
It's not even gonna work as they're gonna take dragon and reset, so it won't even work.
Ah, this game is lost.
Ah, GG. I mean, I don't know what to say.
Simon, stop playing shit AP Jax and get with the times. Lethality Jax is better.
The enemy's inhibitor has respawned.
The enemy's inhibitor has respawned.
This guy is a freak. Get off of me.
I can sneak in every third if I'm fast. They're resetting, but I can be fast.
Come on, too fast for you!
don't die team no feeding please no feeding all right
I
Mean killing some of us
I can't see me now
I can't see me now
I'm dead
I'm so dead
Survended. Survended the game when I had the chance.
I thought I was going to throw a Tipee into the backdoor as well.
Cristiano would have won that and ended with discipline.
1v1 after game, W in the chat for Kepp Khalid, my Tunisian Gs.
Laps.
There we lost them in the FF, we can actually FF now, the game is so unplayable.
of
all of us should have been the
What's your role boys, that's how you do it.
Yeah, it's on my main account, I don't even care if I win or lose.
one more game one final one as long as you're fun exactly that's what's most
important in life is having fun
what's life without happiness enjoy
My life, don't say that.
good on youtube as per usual
we should find a game to do in queue
a game to play in queue
play pokemon i never played or watched the show pokemon
every others to the hype of it
shout out that you guys what shows growing up like
i didn't really have a leg
uh... it was a lot
well
the watch
uh... this year
uh... no one like we i didn't grow up with these channels
i grew up with like
the news and like MTV I had the only thing I had MTV
I'm watching this champ as I don't even want to play that one, so please play that during
go the uder has to be the play or volley i uder more fun
serious question how do you never tilt i see you happy even if you are losing what's her secrets
that's my secret cap i'm always losing
I'm so proud of myself for that one, for that reference.
Is this a sub-a-thin?
Busy working overtime, that why he's my goat.
Seven hour stream, bro, what is this?
i should get paid overtime
thank you for the five gift subs, bows mila
appreciate that
appreciate that
I think double W's is a good thing to go to the airman.
What's my favorite what?
What did you say?
my favorite pokemon again i didn't watch it or play it
i like snorlax
i think garen actually
just joined the stream but are you all good?
you seemed pretty down yesterday
i was just sitting there
i'm gonna be double wing a lot this game
seems like they go to move, can't do it straight that way.
I don't think any one of us is dying soon.
I'm going to do something this game, that I can do every game, but I choose not to because
I get bored.
For the first time, I actually do a cheater recall on the third wave, third wave crash.
I'm not gonna int and do a funny dive.
I keep missing the cannon in this wave every time.
I should be really good for me if I got the actual creeps it would have been a lot better
right I should have 18 CS. 19 CS. I lose 3 melee so from 2 melee on BAXP and 3 melee
some gold maybe she's recalling it's fake
Oh
See a kid flash can't flash ignite
So see here we go for the first time I don't dive them level 3 and I take the
cheatery call I get back my full health I come back with Dorian's advantage and I
kill him see I have the fundamentals I just don't have the discipline to put in
the fundamentals. I'm not actually a shit player chat.
You went grievous wound, I mean, sure, I guess I have some healing, but...
Sweden, Poland, two to one, half-time, let's go.
Sweden's winning!
Yeah, I don't really watch soccer.
I like to stick to real football.
The reason is always never my call.
An enemy is unstoppable.
I am dead.
Brian needs some Marcius to stay.
He's dead.
We have no W.
Oh, we got Garrett.
Hello.
Cool champ buddy
That's the garen player
Bro what it's
You're kidding
I go more than I proxied, means I'm dead, classic.
I'm getting toxic air.
There's no time for you, I'm gonna pump in here.
What?
Oh no, I'm fucking dead.
Drooling, my bad.
No, I'm fucking dead.
Drooling, my bad.
I'm gonna get to take this wave as well. It sucks.
I'll see if he procs this.
I'm going to go pee when you fight something, but why should I have to pee I think.
I have to play safe here.
Isn't that a bummer?
It's a bit of a bummer to play safe.
Oh, he's dead?
Please, nah, he lives.
You're lucky, Garan.
and if you give this time no flash on that
im being...
For many years I thought I was cursed. I still wonder.
An enemy has been slain.
What makes it prove me?
Your turret has been destroyed.
You cannot outrun me.
A stagnant failure is a dead failure.
I can get my W before he gets his burst off.
This is a good night.
I don't want to fight here team.
Okay.
Okay.
Ok, not bad. I lose top wave and stun plates.
Double W! Oh oh oh! How much damage? Zero damage done to me!
Hmm
You can beat me! Huh?
Get out of here, Rump your-
The double W is OP, I could TP to dragon if I get next wave and maybe I reset, I'll
I'll be there later eventually
Alright I'm coming team
Big dad is on the way
I didn't even realize they were all alive still.
What the fuck?
Nice die like this.
Fuck
I'm useless
I'm going to go back in the game now when I did this wrong.
Not great.
And we also lost the dragon, it's a complete disaster.
Listen to this shot.
I have rocket belt
I hate when that happens, you accidentally use your R
I should not have went for this, everyone dies
It's not fun
focus
mmm
hard game
Yeah, I'm not coming mid though, I think I'm after the next wave maybe.
Coming mid though.
Hello!
This game is probably following me, he's not even taking boosts, babe.
my bad
get the extra damage
Let's get the full damage.
Bro this is crazy! 5 for 0 Ace!
What is happening?
I don't get it. Who's useless?
I'm putting in the deeps, like, for real.
Now they get dragon, I'm real, like guys, no one kill.
If we can't stop them at all, we can't stop them under our topside jungle, botside jungle,
we just have nothing to do to stop them.
What are we doing?
We have no firepower at all, or what?
Everyone is used up?
That's why we build it.
I'm dead.
I'm quite happy so far.
Oh, GG. They're literally forming us in our own base.
I will TP and go, go, go, go, go, we don't have any wards on karma, how do we not have
wards on karma?
Do I TP in there?
No I'm TPing here.
Wrapping up boys.
This ain't winnable.
Oh come on guys, winnable game, press no guys, come on
all we can do is watch them fuck our base up like that's all we can do we have karma
I almost used the shampoos in the game
Why would I play a slick and use the shampoos in the game?
One buggy for it
This was close game. Nice try guys.
You did really well.
Good job.
why without halo blades classic karma classic i'll go one more on care can't
10 on that. I want a good game to end on. Chad was my score today.
spot the 5 hidden people behind you. 1, 2, 3, let's see a brand of people fans. This
one of you is 5 hidden people. You'll have 15 seconds to point out each of them. Wait,
I'm doing this. This one, this one right here. Right here is one guy. This one guy
up close here
and if you do you win 10 grand
nobody's here
oh gosh there's one person there
two
three
one line down the heads yeah
four over there is a toilet paper
okay where's the fifth one
Down there, down there, and uh, uh, yes.
Oh my gosh, you actually got it!
Here's 10 grand!
Hello, hey.
She said down there, it's not really...
Bro, she did not see anyone.
I'm not sure what to do with this game.
Gigajax value this game though?
Ramboosang, no, no, no, that's not...
It has to be either Camille or Aurelia, so I'm guaranteed a good matchup.
Right?
It's not going to be a Rumble or a 5.
Pax Jax, I don't have Pax Jax on this account.
What did I do? No I don't.
It looked like I had it for a second.
Is it true you're going to talk to your girlfriend after you end the stream?
Yup, tuning into Pokimane stream.
Logging on to aigirlfriend.com.
Loki and Ai Girlfriend, it's not even that bad.
Don't let people shame you for if that's what you wanna do in your life, for real.
you
So how does this matchup go again
The lot of Relya start to E again lately, feel like Q start to Relya is a lot stronger.
We started E, I have no firepower.
power
pushed in fast man
very awkward to say to have the wave in
I'm so bad. Why does this happen every game?
Why does this happen every game by the way? Every game this happens.
The only champion I know how to play the early game with is on Saion Ragnas.
If I'm playing any other champion, I have no idea what to do with the first waves.
I fucked up the wave state and I died to Nolene.
It's okay.
Scaling.
She has full ban set there, we might be cool.
You can use it for a bruising.
I'm basing, that go cool, ceiling
An enemy has been slain.
Felt lost before, but you know, I never felt defeated.
I'm actually so casually taking two tunnels just like this.
I'm sure I could push this wave in time, right?
Nice, by proxy, I think I should, I need blasting on base, I'm gonna proxy two waves
I guess, I took two two shots, I'm sending it I think.
She hit me, I can't execute.
Yes, yes, yes, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
be able to fight her probably not maybe if the wave is closer to my turret I can
kind of trade with her
if we get a gank though
Oh yeah, if it plays stronger now.
Oh, it's crazy she kills me here.
Let's see
Can get there in time
Does she have lower or higher cooldown on ulti than I do?
Get some of the lucked up!
I really have cooldown on ulti!
How much? Level 1?
I guess I know help
It's not even here
Did she recall for Bork?
The way she has Bork already
She must have
She doesn't
Gotta keep limber at my age.
Hey, Bowsy, looking really handsome today.
Hell and Presby's hell and the beard is growing in very nicely.
You have a godlike complex and I hope one day to be like you.
The messy of League FRF are no that.
you're kidding the one time I would play her the one time I get her you're
you're kidding
good job Shaco
I don't have my item she has her board I don't have mine
We only need to take like one wave a day
I'm literally basing here, I can't win.
I win this, I'm just gonna wait for a thing.
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, it makes me so happy.
It makes me so happy.
We're going to Milo now, we're going to Classic Milo now
Ah, risking it
I mean, I don't know what I'm going to be doing
has a lot of MR.
you think I'm gonna proxy I know you think I'm gonna proxy so I'm gonna wait
for you where you think I'm gonna go to proxy don't even try me
I only I call calling where but we're wish we are you only aware
Where are you?
Get out of here.
Nothing more to do with this.
They will kill me again.
Won't you?
Get away from me!
No, I failed it, Lulle, Lulle, Lulle!
graemio football porto alegrance
do you ever go tabi on jacks with that light?
you don't drill Duda do you?
I'm going dragon here, I'll give you a flank on mid
I'm on my way
Oh come on
Big Flank.
You don't take over top, I take over bot, beautiful rotations, macro as well.
Are you keeping top, beautiful, I guess the next wave done?
Let's see if I can spin one.
We never took drag and I don't know why not
Long as I see it's a great shot
My TP top, are you certain?
So weird, 19 minutes into the game and the second dragon has not been slain, so the
They like words have not appeared yet
Like these words they are they're not here and it's 90 minutes into the game
Make split pushing not harder when I can't abuse OP words
We got it now
Get out of here, what are you doing?
Oh my god, I got shot again.
How did the do-date go earlier?
I couldn't carry so she got the E
I just assigned that I need to focus on myself and get better at the game, you know
I'm fighting
OHHHHHHHHH
What the hell was that?
What are you doing, Garnt?
Is that a flash?
Yeah, it's a flash
It's all a ballo
Some guy said go sword, zombie pussy, someone's gonna follow whatever that guy said
You can't argue with that logic.
What if I gig up back mid then?
Go carp on the left.
Bon, bon, bon.
Stay for some plates.
I think that's it, you're only gonna die.
Is he cooking?
The hang on!
We should've stayed.
I'm fine bro.
So I jump in mid, 1v3, 1v4.
Let's play smart, I'm going top.
We're breaking poor game.
That's the only thing we need to focus on right now. We're clear wincon.
I'm dead.
Ahhhh! And I threw! I threw the game! Right before dragon as well!
I didn't realize how fed the Ori was
I didn't do that as well, it's okay
I'm keeping top here, there's nothing to play for on the other lanes, I'm just going top
there too
oh well yeah
well you power go
what?
Did it now?
Not clean enough!
We got you!
I'm sending it!
ahhh
finish that shit
can't get close
dead
please hit the nexus
clean game
Team did well too.
guys that's enough gaming for me I should get going I'll be back tomorrow