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What's up guys hello welcome
do you like bruisers no no no no i hate bruisers
posei finger sub appreciate it appreciate it hello guys hello guys
hello boss i did 50 unbanned request yesterday can you pay me now
Well, thank you. Appreciate that. Anyways.
Why are you doing unbanned requests?
You really would do work.
You really take this moderation work serious.
You are muted. I am not muted.
How's your day been? My day has been great.
chilling chilling I had Max Swedish Max Burger it's always very good if you
ever go to Sweden you should try out Max
Echo, Bard, Katta, Diana, should I round off the team comp with an AP top laner?
They picked Darius, can't really do scion, what can I play into this?
bring back the good old queen wait queen is back hang on
queen is not back
A DC challenge, there is no A DC challenge, I have quit.
i'm never doing that again
I don't want to play some Saiyan.
I didn't play League yesterday at all no league for an entire day believe it or not
so I kind of want to play a game of scion
can you try full app premise his alt does 2.5k
full ap run he's ulti does 2.5k bro how where when
you are I play AP Rammus in arena that shit is giga good but outside of arena it's not
good. Let's see what scaling we have to work with. Found him. Q has 100% or has like 60%
scaling. AP Rambi used to be a lot better when there was like the shockwave afterwards,
but they removed the shockwave like the overtime damage. So it's just simply not good anymore
I don't think
There's AP scaling to his ear towards monsters
I'm thinking what if Riot actually makes the champion viable huh? Yo Riot, how about we make the champion viable?
This make AP runs viable fuck it
Oh my god, I'm playing versus Dorius.
It's much more fun when you play with good players.
I mean the thing is you're gonna see this game I'm playing in low musta low musta and
I'm probably getting twisted you will see it will not be easy
I don't know if my champions has fallen out of meta if I don't think I've gotten
worse necessarily but these games are not easy
hello Broussy it's nice to see you stream early today
hope you'll have good game
I still have Rhino Bellos, Ielor I guess but
the quiet eats at me
Let's see if I start Q or not
He's bomb-playing face rush
Okay I got his ghost.
He doesn't want to chase me?
Okay.
Felt like I was a free kill there.
I'm gonna die on this here.
Why do I feel like I'm lowkey beating him?
I get level 3 first.
He dies here by the way.
I'm sure one for the con on the fucking game.
Let me get a six.
Boussy I know it seems like no one believes in you.
oh what what what what we're just gonna leave it at that
I'm dying 40 times this game, that's life.
It's okay Barcy, I believe in you.
Oh, dead.
So he's in that flash, he doesn't run.
He's just basing, like that.
Oh my god, I need to die.
Nice.
please go and hit the arrow
This is damage, but I'm a little bit cooked.
He's so fast I can't hit him with the Q
He's so good
Kill him!
I
You're like this in mine!
He's been talking about chatty slow nasta, enemy Darius.
Hey both!
I don't know what to do like I don't know what to do. It's no must the game
I can't win them. It's these games are impossible to win
I don't know if Thor is matchup is unplayable
if if if I'm getting ghosted if
If I'm playing like dog shit
I don't know what it is!
If my needle would miss a spear on, it's done target.
There could be many reasons why I'm losing.
I missed a kill.
Look at all that.
Nice, she's going.
Fussy, thank you for being your inspiration to all the weird little Galo-LFM boys out there.
Much love, man.
Dorius, but I this not gonna matter he one shots me, and I can't fight back because of face rush I
Do not know what to do here
Watch that
Should be okay though
Nice. I traded well and I didn't die. It's good.
If you can trade into Dorios and not buy Tizzolin, you cannot win the trade.
Is there a flash?
Do we have a problem on bot lane?
Not really.
We have a little bit of a problem on bot lane, but that's fine.
I can kill the jinx later, hopefully.
So, how are you guys doing?
Welcome to the stream guys.
Welcome, welcome.
Hope you have a good day so far.
pretty shards
I'm getting getting a lot of help here it is nice
I want to proxy this wave, or you should already be up all the way up here.
I'm going mid, I need to pay back the favor, Kiana.
Oh, he's solo killing me.
Yeah, I don't think we can do anything here, I should be probably.
could I beat Doris in a 1v1 probably not he doesn't have goals but he should have flash
up soon
damn look at that pattern
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Still die? Yeah.
Okay, got his flash.
Nice.
No mana.
I will keep the bot.
I will TP bot
I don't know if I'm grieving my honor here
My farm
Hi
I can ult to this guy to keep hitting
I'm not worth my ult to missing the cannon
What is this?
What?
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Does the passive last longer if you have more health?
Yes it does.
If you have a million or trillion health, you're passed without forever.
Happy Maroon Monday.
That's right, run!
I love criticality, you go boys.
Vause see I had a date with this girl and I tried to use your advice for the receiver.
I asked her if she would be interested in doing the Vause special on my little tower.
I then cried when she said no.
I'm on an self-suffender watch list now.
Thank you my man.
I'm sorry it didn't work out as you hoped.
I'll be a later
got the hit, thats a plating baby, bye bye
oh my god
my drake is giggagon now
I will keep you there with a dazed, I won't do it.
He's on the boat. That sounds like a much better idea.
I don't know, he's on the boat. I'll go mid, I guess.
also use classic fail light ward
classic one ward here, reveals everything, classic, love that shit
so let me get this straight, this fail light reveals all the area here
And then this phailite reveals all the area here
So the only place you can actually be
In the entire enemy jungle where they don't have vision is in this bush here
The only place, yeah?
Nice, there's a full jungle and you can only be one at one spot
One little pixel bush, nice
Good system, right?
These phailite wars are such an amazing addition to the game
I love that stuff
I love when support goes and plays two wars and they have vision of their entire jungle with no counter play whatsoever
This crazy well designed game
It's really fun to play
Let's see if I'm looking up like this. Even if someone here is just dead
You know what Raios should do?
They should put a fairlight around the base in the fountain here, and if you ward it,
you get to mention on the entire map
Is you a mean aura?
A mean aura?
I focus road to blasts and harness
uh oh stop inting
We have Dorius Flash, Sonya's Velkoss, Soul of God, GG.
you dumbass, you dumb fucking person man, you dumbass, I'm gonna get dragon
I killed both! I killed both! Let's recall in this phase!
This guy's gonna lose the game because he's disrespecting like this
I'm fully build up almost
Do I beat Darrys in a 1v1, I feel like I should.
More than the faylight!
More than the faylight!
Unlucky.
Can I go through here?
No!
More than the faylight!
How can you make a play in 2026? How can you even like how can you even play an assassin? I don't get it
Everything is worth it with two boards
They might go for me
I got the tower
We should have blocked it
I'm gonna hit this
Why stay in their base?
Uh oh!
You're kidding me!
Wow, we got aced and they got baron, well we lost.
Hello balls, since you always flex with your german skills, let's test them if you are
a fraud or not.
We gates dear heiter was hast du demarkt und schoen und tag dir nock.
You can't put German words in an English TTS, he messes up the pronunciations of the words.
You can't snish TTS.
I'm killing the Zorius.
I should do that to save the damage.
And now we can have another low master game lost.
My bad.
GG it.
Just answer me how you are and what you did today in German you dumbass.
I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
I think I hear you.
my ass
Scarner? SCARNER? SCARNER?
And we boarded 1v2 in our base, and we lived and made my firecrackers, the spark is 5-0-25.
My single is a pie
Oh my god
Hey, pull me in! Oh, shit, what the fuckers!
Come on, then!
You're kidding.
I can't pick this up.
Um, nice run.
Every game I die at least once because of the fairlight.
Let's drill this in my head, yeah.
So this is danger zone
All the way here
All the way
Up here
And he- like what is this vision it's giving?
Why does it do this?
So this is all danger zone
I cannot go into-
I- they even see in the bush by the way
So anything of this I just can't- I just can't be here by the way
And then if they put it on here
How much did they get- where did they get then?
Is there a th- is there-
it's like time when they have that worded
but like i worded it when i proxied
i should go practice tool yeah i should probably go practice tool
2 videos
how do you actually get through vision then how do you actually get through vision if they
have the two phalise in topside jungle you I guess you go here then you go bottom and
then you can max be in either this one or you can be in this one you can't be in this
Dispush or Dispush or anything up top here.
War.
Clear the ward.
I can't tell, that's not how it works.
As soon as I go and clear this ward, they know I'm topside and I'm looking for a pick.
That's the whole point of Fog of War.
That's the whole point of playing around vision, is to catch people by surprise.
If you stand clearing a ward for five seconds, the surprise is gone. There is no more surprise
That's the whole point about
About vision is to catch people off guard
And I cannot I cannot clear words like that doesn't how the game works. Oh
My god Rams though look at the Rams angle holy
boom boom boom boom go footwear tonic with ghost
oh I didn't show you guys it was giga ram's angle okay so I can't I want to
I don't know how much vision this one gives. When did I award it?
It was earlier.
We'll go on to practice later and we'll figure this out.
I feel like you have been streaming less lately.
What's going on?
I put my job on the line to slack off and watch you every day.
Now you're slacking off too?
We can't both slack off on each other.
It gets too messy.
I'm not slacking.
No, not me.
Chad you might be like oh my god giga ramus angle let me tell you how you get a man's
vision as an assassin in 2026 you put a sexy dress on because if you are going to get
touched live on camera on vision you might as well look pretty no one can escape vision
is not a giga ramus angle they have double cleanse and Morgana it's gonna be hard
But if I survive laning phase...
Yeah.
Is queen not here to stop me?
Oh my god.
Alright.
alright
I can't make it over in time so I gotta
I should be fine cause on this wave it won't take as long to clear
because I will hit level 2 and then I can put the point in Q
should probably not take turret shots for fun
Graves star dead, bot side
Oh, he did not win! How's the red gone? How's the red gone?
I did not hit this way here.
He's gonna do this.
Megaslop is pushing to me.
Yeah, she's gonna try and hold it.
Can't even do this.
Like this is not even working Quinn.
All you're doing is losing a bunch of health.
Ooh, she missed that.
She missed that, right?
Anyone that saw that?
She missed that.
I don't really win the slain until I hit 4 in male.
I'm in the sky.
An ally has been slain.
That's gross, yes.
An ally has been slain.
I need to clear next cannon, how do you clear wave with ramus without formail?
I'm ghosting for this. Gotta make sure I get the waving time.
Ha ha ha ha.
Queen is hard countered by proxy strategy because she has no wave clear. I'm even gonna go and tap the tower.
We are picking Rammus again so you said.
Got the plating, he can't even kill me.
Can I take this plating with this to greedy?
Feels greedy, I don't know.
Grave's coming too.
Get the execute going, beautiful.
Perfume Shad, this is my best Rambus early game I've had, you know, in a while.
This queen is going magic resist, bone plating, like this queen is gonna hit peanuts on me.
She doesn't do any damage.
This is a primus sangle.
AP run doesn't work. It was better back in the days.
Bro, this guy went cloak first item. What is this guys? Who does this?
I just don't even do any damage
I'm just gonna be I think
Everybody is pinging it
if I should add a present to ma'am.
two good deaths only ten more to go chills
yeah
the only problem with this is that I'm going to have to farm under my power
Oh she's out there.
Careful guys she's coming.
Don't beat my laner.
When will you come to NA to bootcamp the best ladder in the world?
I have 4 male, I'm gonna be a B4 male TP.
This game is over, this game is gigal, like how are we gonna go tank win?
Go tank win into tank ramus, okay buddy.
I think I'm going to NA late this year for worlds.
Maybe I'll bootcamp for a little solo queue sesh.
I think I might go Q max here in this game.
Oh, that's good.
Those are great, sir.
Can't really do any things.
Proxy the wave!
Time to proxy!
hold the one more wave than mid gank ram's mid ganks goes hard
Blah
This is how you do, you just go through the tower and you don't give a f**k
And you tank it forever
Boom, that's worth it baby, that's worth it
Come to Chicago for your bootcamp. It has the best ping
Make sure to stay in the southern part of the city for best being possible.
If we didn't get this dragon, that would be huge.
That's mountain and I'm playing Ragnos.
I'm sorry Queen, this bill just looks useless.
Recurve bow, Recurve bow, cloak.
How much damage does that have to do?
40 damage per auto
My base health regen out here is your DPS
Come on man
I guess when she gets her wit sand she'll be mad at damage so I'll be a little stronger than that
Take it!
I'm looking mid
Wow!
Woo!
Hello!
Die!
He said he's going tall.
I could take him a mid for a little bit.
It appears Graves is... oh I forgot I need to buy Jack's show, fuck, I bought the wrong
components.
Graves is building Mercury treads, they have Clense, Clense, Morgana, Black Shield, Mikael's
club kmerktras they're buying a lot of stuff
that would counter my shampion quite hard with this last day
i think this is a game where you go um crit ramus
it's a crit ramus game for sure
and i'll kill him with autos
It was gonna have to be third or fourth by them
Yeah, look how much Nancy there is going to have, relying on my E taunt and them to hit
themselves is not going to be reliable this game.
All right, I'm getting pretty fed here.
Go plating, stand still for a minute.
Not bad, I hope.
I don't know what to do here.
I can't clear a wave if my wave is here, you know?
I need enemy wave to hit me, so I can't actually clear this wave until my own minion dies.
I'm just gonna be and get an item.
I got the proto plasm now, I'm unkillable.
The reason you buy Protoplasm Harness on the Rammus is because it has an armor and MR scaling,
so you combine it with your W, your build, even if you get your aftershock, Gaxo, it's
a lot of healing.
You're okay and you're taking more damage than you're doing.
She's not even gonna try. I'm TPing both, coming.
This is winning.
I can outplay them.
Oh, I know it is winning.
Prop the probe to Placen.
We got the heal.
Oh
We playing this said come said come said I don't want to give this
Yeah
Hope ignoring me
I'm coming.
Hello!
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Nice.
Nice.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
I'm gonna hit this or I'm gonna get Qind, it's greedy, I'm trolling.
What do you see of this?
That's fine.
Yeah.
Give me Jacksho and the game is completely over by the way.
But you see how I have to play these fights, I can't actually go on one person and one
shot them.
They have QSS, flag shield, everything, right?
So I have to just play the fights as a tank instead of an assassin.
It's kind of weird.
One more wave.
He has been slain so now I have been slain.
Give me out, give me out, give me out!
Okay!
four five and three hunter boats and now the reason you get three hunter boats is
because Rammus gets a lot of AD from your passive look at my AD I have 216 AD
even more with aftershock even more with jack show 200 AD is a lot so if you
get attack speed and crit it synergizes perpetuately with the amount of AD
you're getting you know what I'm saying
hold on to crits by the way
What are we doing?
You do no damage, Quinn.
And what are we doing there?
We're on Baron, sweet.
Thanks for the Baron.
Try to keep it here.
What are we doing there?
We're on Baron, sweet. Thanks for the Baron.
Should I TP there?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Very nice healing. I can hit this play thing.
I don't know
The screen is coming
Come here, come here, come here, come here
We're out of there
Man!
Oh boy, I need help.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm fine, alive.
I'm ready for round two by the way.
I have my proto-blaster now.
I'm 100% willing to go.
I think I've had enough, I'm out, that's enough for me, if I can base and TP I'm ready for
round 3. I'm coming.
Uh-oh.
Boom! Crit, crit!
C'mon, c'mon, crit, crit baby!
All right, I'm so happy.
I come back here.
come on he's coming
you're kidding
wait there's still a
hello
Yes! I'm dead. I'm so dead. I can't move.
Help! Help! Help! No! Fuck!
It's like a queen man. It's a queen man. I can't believe that.
How do we run off the build?
Like still buy boots I guess
Infinity Edge?
Oh yeah
Bro leave it to Twitch chat to click up the worst fucking build of all time
I'm not buying IE
Wow this island black lever to shed my armor it's kinda lame.
We've actually got more attack speed.
This works.
Let's kill them and finish this.
Oh
Now I dribble those minions not for my q not to get removed
Oh man, you kicked it, you said it.
It doesn't happen often but when that Rammus game hits and it hits in the right spot,
Oh my god, it's so fun.
GGZ.
I look like I got carried by a team though.
But I have self-medicated damage, so it's fine.
Boom!
94,000.
That's pretty good.
What is self-medicated damage?
Is that like damage you have taken?
I think self-medicated damage is like damage you took
if you had zero armor, zero shields, zero MR.
So if you have 100 armor and 1,500 shield
and you take damage, it will account for all of the damage
instead of the damage you're absorbing.
Does that make sense?
That's why maybe a Mundo is always high on damage taken and a Cessante is high on damage
medigated.
Because Cessante has a lot of shields and resistances and will do more health.
I just want to go into practice to do it real quick guys, so I want to check vision.
How can I make these valites spawn by the way?
I spawned dragons
Look at this clear speed though.
Another fail at spawns, yeah.
Alright.
So if I am a top laner, let's say I am blue side, and I want to go here, I can never
go top way, I always have to go bottom.
Here I can sneak through.
You can sneak through here and you can actually sit in this bush.
I thought this ward showed off this bush.
Once recently someone told me in real life that you are not as good as Faker.
I told him he was wrong because you have more hair than Faker.
chat why is it like this by the way isn't this word completely useless
like look this shows I mean I guess it shows a lot it shows like here here here
but here you get all of this from this bush already
like look look how much this one gives this gives all the way here so if you
reward here you only get what you already have, plus this little area, but that's good
then, then you can sneak through here and you can actually camp in this bush, for some
reason I thought this bush was...
Okay.
Here, I guess, yeah, here you can't even sneak through by the way, this is so stupid,
can't sneak through if you're like bro what is black man and what is this vision by the way
look you see why is it like this how do you ever dodge any vision imagine you're a
sp... imagine you're a jacks they say you're a jacks yeah and you're pushing bot lane split pushing
and then enemy has a ward here you can't do anything the only way you can roam mid lane is to go
Well the way around like this
Because you can't even see the ambition of this of this of this
Yeah, bro, both sides is cooked by the way, this is this is fun
I guess I guess there is no way of dodging any vision here you just have to go
You literally have to go like around and camp here or camp in this bush or in this bush
You need to remember that.
Feel like this one, there's more options.
Now there's a split pusher again.
The split pushes are cooked.
Imagine you're a jacks and you're pushing bot lane,
and then you want to roam into their jungle,
and then they have this ward.
They see everything. They see all of your moves.
So...
You would just have to walk all the way around again.
Like all of these bushes are clear, of course
Same here like here you can't go through anything
I hate this I bro bro royalty you gotta fix these failites. It's so stupid
I'm taking oracle lens only from now on I guess and I was clearing those words because they're too OP
fix the game it sucks paying this shit
can you do an amolavine cosplay stream anytime soon
i'm fucking addicted
go umbral glaver
Also good Umbrella user, someone who can go stealth, like houseix.
Play actions, we have invincibility.
Yeah, I mean Camouflage champions don't get spotted by Fairlight, so maybe...
Following, following, following...
Bro, Shav, what is your favorite band of all time?
And why is it Maroon 5?
i actually wonder how many top hit singles does maroon 5 have
they got a grammy award for the best new artist
bro the list is crazy
wow the list is crazy they have like
fifty awards or something
chills
and all the pic here, the pics again, fuck, where i could show gaff
Shogafint to Silverbelveff, I don't know if this is the smartest pick but it'll be alright I think.
If I play well I can farm the scion.
Oh, face rush scion!
Hang on a second.
We have an inter in the game.
I'm coming.
So I think how this mapup goes is...
Do I E-start all the time?
I don't, right?
I E-start if he W-starts for sure, but I think I Q if he Qs.
He could be in the bush, I think I can ask Q so I'm going to go Q.
Oh, we have a giga inter in the enemy.
If you wanna counter inting Sion, just don't kill him when the wave arrives.
So the wave just arrived, wait a little bit, and now go and kill him.
I shouldn't be revealing this strat, but that is how you counter-inter.
Because now, even though I killed the scion, you can see how it works now.
The scion dies, but look at the wave state.
Because I waited an additional 5-10 seconds to kill him, the wave state gets put like this, because he's not able to crash the wave.
And that's what the inting son wants to do.
It's all about timing and precision.
I'm dead though, my E ran out there fuck.
Come on, what are we doing Belveth?
What are we doing?
Two ganks in four minutes?
Are we serious?
Leave me alone.
Get out of here.
You'll be alone. Get out of here.
Where did he go?
About him.
Is he interraised?
Is he getting another gank?
Oh my god!
oh my god he's insane he's insane he's an infrasal
but if you wait you see
if son has to walk up for CS and die like that that's when he's dead again buddy
I
You can give me like I don't care you got me guys
Nice guys real nice
If I read a single comment about how I'm losing lane to this Sion, I swear.
Is he in there now?
I see what he was going for, he tried to ult right before he died so I would get knocked
up CC'd, you know, I see what he was going for.
Mute yourself, IRL permanently and defend, farewell.
Faker if you had... okay
I can kill this guy when I get my ulti
Maybe I should have hit him in the minion
I'm getting ganked here
I'm gonna be in one of the bush chests.
The enemy has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
Enemy double kill.
I can't get him man, do I dive him then?
What is he doing?
Did he die?
Okay, I'm fine.
Flash for flash.
Let's get out of here, I'll fight him.
Push Sion, push!
I think he's dead now.
He stayed.
I'm diving.
Got to watch out for Bellevif cover, but should be fine.
I don't know how that even works man, I don't even know how that works, GG.
I died to that. That is so disgusting.
My bad.
I'm not going to use NA feast on minion so I'm just going to permanent use it on him.
I'm going to stand here and he's going to be in this bush to kill me in like 3.
I'm not losing trades am I?
I'm on the way here. We should fight. We are brawn.
I'm um that's all that's all you're getting from me I'm peace and honor there
Nice
Wow look at that
but how how is the son even same CSS me I don't even get I don't get it how is
the sound same CS this makes no sense
Yeah, man, how's the games today as a game today?
They're right.
I'm trying to climb out of the silo
Yeah, I did what we doing guys
Oh you're dead!
Should I eat the corpse?
What is happening to me?
Galu is here now too!
Are we serious?
That is so shit!
There you go.
Done. I know.
Beautiful.
We love you.
Beautiful.
I love your damage.
Very nice.
Oh chill. Oh chill! I am dead.
Why is he so fast?
Oh my god like I can't man.
Why is it a party in top lane?
Unreal, I lose my tower before Sion.
Unreal, by the way. How does this even happen? How do I lose my tower before Sion loses his?
Tag him.
Oh no no no no no. Nice.
Good kill, I have 9 kills this game but it doesn't feel like it.
I can't even feel a hitting minion, I'm gonna see sand
It's just, it's just free stack
This is one shot by the way
Oh no, no, no, no
Nice! And the robot side, beautiful! Maybe I can stay for another wave then.
Let's Gallyw is here, but I don't think so.
How can I build this game to use 1 in 9th? Probably an ending.
But he's not doing anything, he should be going full adc
He's playing adc after all, going tank vs adc is kinda lame
Wait, the dust can don't work chat? We tried it before, no did it work?
No it didn't, okay
I'll go cosmic titanic or something
this guy is so useless, it is pathetic
he kills like you
please gank me, feel free to gank me
I mean it's kind of funny that you're serious
I'm dead
I'm dead!
My god
I don't want to be that guy but this one is genuinely...
in thing like I don't want to be that guy but this one is getting cared by
steam I'm a rolly king he's not playing well himself and he's getting care by
He's still in.
Now he's boxed upon in me, right?
I didn't think of this.
Whatever.
We get dragon, so that's good at least.
I want to wait for Belwef and one-shot her.
She's going to be here, let's go wait.
She's gonna be here, I'm just gonna wait.
Bro, they go fishin' off you.
I don't need my killer
Nice, nice, let's go.
Nice, nice, let's go!
you're so big yeah I know I'm massive
look at how much damage my ulti does. she has shieldbow though so don't get baited
If I were to untier her shieldball will proc and it will not kill
Damn it
That's a good thing
I thought I did more damage to Sivir but she doesn't take damage or what
Oh boy. Why do I feel like I'm gonna lose this?
I'm gonna lose it by the way, I'm not kidding.
I'm not sure what you're doing here.
How much does my ult do?
I got it
Got it!
Got it!
Hey, this Arn chills.
I have 14 stacks. I should be really strong, but I think I'm trolling most of my time.
Sivir and Janna is annoying
I look Janna is 2-1 with 10 stacks and Sivir is like gigafed too
So I'm kinda happy as to when I miss split pushing
That way if Sivir comes I can just run and if Sivir doesn't come I can just fight
Don't come to me guys you're pulling up the media.
We don't even have our vein here.
We shouldn't fight.
This is gigatrol.
I'm gonna take mid wave.
take mid wave
enemies are chasing kills
enemies chasing kills i'm chasing turrets we're not the same
I don't know how Sam is 4 and a half items, I don't know how this guy is 4 and a half
We need one more dragon for soul, should be freewind then.
I don't know if I should play safe or aggressive, I can easily get a pick, 1v1, I need to know
where they are.
mid. Don't die please. I'm pushing. They're doing this play not on dragon. So this should
be good for us in theory. Because I can take this wave and then TP bot and we will have
full pressure on every side of the map
unless we like die, yes somehow
my god
Don't give a face check, okay, I'm going.
It is getting a lot.
I can eat it.
It's legal losing.
It's Vigal losing.
Oh, he took them!
I can't believe we lost this game.
Like, what on earth?
How is this possible, guys?
How on earth does this happen?
Like, I don't get it.
too much for fun gaming at one point no just bad nice
enemy team literally kills us 5 man just to count me and then my team is still so fucking
gigashit I don't I don't even understand how this is even possible like I don't
It's possible how are they so giga shit at the game
Now you know how every 80-sign game goes for you. Oh every 80-sign games I get ganked by a bell with
Twice in three minutes, and then not only that
Fries in five minutes, and then the gal you comes as well to gank me
Janna comes that's what happens in my 80sign games really
bro we must be seeing different games because I'm not seeing those gags
nice crazy
I'm getting rage paid
Oh, it's ranged, but not only ranged, so it's Jace.
Oh, it's not mana.
What about the Gnar?
Aha!
Hook, line and sinker, Nautilus.
Pike.
Gangplank.
Are we serious?
Fresh.
You know
It's a wizard I'm gonna go with rice, vegar, Taliyah, it's Rammus, it's Rammus!
That's one of my favorite champions in the entire League of Legends universe in all of
runeterra.
Why don't we blind top mid?
i said snack soul we count to pick top mid now question mark this is why you guys fucking suck
getting flamed over here
even in star dead
Okay you guys, what's up told versus Barcelona?
One, five, four, two, four, four, three, six, four, what did I go zero?
07,4, are you serious?
Did we lose?
Yeah, we lost this game.
What even happened this game?
I
Let's rock and roll, y'all match up, oh boy, but at least the yon has ignite so I feel like I can play with tempo here, maybe get a good proxy angle.
Where are they?
I'm gonna start queuing this match up.
Run from me!
He kills into the wave
I guess I'll go and crash, fuck!
I'm pretty good
How does he fight me like this in the middle of the wave?
I
Rough game
very rough game this one I got played in here
He has boots, he's got a good trade on him though, on a 1-8-6.
Ah, let's have this game, like it's so unplayable, it's unbelievable.
And now I have been slain.
I have had its chance.
Oh, he's marching.
Oh boy! Oh boy!
He's dead.
Get him!
I'm dead get him get him get him
I'm getting the same treatment as Lyon from the last game is getting, I like it.
I don't think I can take this.
fuck me
I
Think I'm dead here boys
I don't know how I'm gonna see this up on this game, it's not informing at all I guess.
Hey, hey, minions! Minions! You're kidding!
Woof! Big, big, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Fuck me.
Are you excited for voice coms?
You don't want to be more excited about the return of Blaster Tones?
Those 2.0
Psych
20 euros in this economy!
I'm gonna die!
Vladimir with no face rush!
Fancy pools is freaking!
Did losrat only 7 of team building exercises like showering together?
I'm not gonna go over our practice.
Oh
When I get murdered I'm gonna hammer with 5sing at my wedding.
So you are only married to me.
I'm going to chase Bakiana.
I can't. I can't. I don't have the damage.
there's no point in hitting this for me
There's a point in hitting this though.
No way, he got her.
Uh oh, I killed him.
kill him
he's walking away though
so i can sneak one more wave
where is his int
it's completely fine
im be
This fucking guy.
John Deal.
More like John dead.
I'm going to go bot at the young.
I can roam up honestly I got nothing to do
I can TP if they're on Baron.
I want TP to this, looks good
Oh my god
You need to insta ulti that, if you don't ult that was good one shit
Nice dude, we're going to be a baron though.
I'm gonna be super easy now.
Sit the fuck down.
Your trash!
oh my god there we go
I'm gonna ult the dash as well.
Oh
Give it to the old your stuff to the scalping in sir
I'm dead. I'm missing everything.
I'm slowed!
You're ash.
What is the champion you wish you had 10k hours with, Baos?
Ah, I'm not sure, that's like the hard champion probably, Jace.
Bro this Vlad is 0-9, what is he doing?
0-9 is crazy.
is actually in the same
strong
Isabella and Simon sitting in a tree
Do we care about top or we open top?
We're actually open top for what?
Not the best.
I need help to push here guys, come.
it's lost, it's lost
They get solid.
I'm TPing, might be a little bit far off, but very important to come from a flank.
Let's kill this guy first of all.
Out of flash as well.
Push push push push.
He's fucking young, man.
We need to kill him, barda.
Keep him there.
Whoo!
I mean I'm full bill I'm giga strong it's just hard to play the game man we lost
in hibbetter now and we're done soul I'm easy but ash no flash I will kill
Ash. She's dead for sure.
Can we stop them here?
They're not on it. Where are they then? They're gonna be somewhere.
Monk? Double? Double kill? Anyone else?
beautiful sound
I want more
I'm headed with you guys
he's knocked, he's knocked, kill him please, kill him, kill him
Oh, they're up.
I'm dead.
Gee, I didn't see their free spawning.
Free spawning, man.
Run.
what if jon tipi is bot then guys jon can tipi bot jon can tipi bot
the enemies in the toilet's respawn
and the game is fucking hard man
i got 100% crit now
I don't know how good it is selling boots this game, they're all ranged champions
Guys, we're 30 minutes into a game, why are we so in the flame now?
Can win guys, focus.
He hit kick in the dump.
Don't die guys, I'm coming, I'm coming. If we ace them here I can TP and end the game.
the
it's back
get me out of this fucking game
And now Sion, I've lost every game with Sion, he's not even close as well, he's his shit
champion.
Let's lock in something I've never locked in before, or Udur, I'm done for Udur
here again.
Shit Liliya I played Liliya in a flex game, Liliya top lane, bro, bro Liliya is kind
of fun by the way.
If it's a good angle for it I'll play it.
She's so adorable.
speaker.
or nico bro nico was so fun
I have to manage that I don't think it works
Queen top lane, you're serious, I will go Uther.
Rammus again, Rammus also fun.
Oh the Udyr is great into Quinn, but then again what is good into Quinn, there is nothing
really. Go Crutality Uther, I can go Crutality Uther some other time, not this game. AP better
here
You have been stolen.
Swainskin is sick.
Fried chicken king is wain.
Bro what is this?
Why is I have not twice I have not?
I am not good with people.
haha
Do I RR next wave or what?
Like I don't think I clear it.
I just like crashed into me, I didn't even know how to play in this spot.
I have so much damage there.
As long as I ww the electrocute I should be fine I guess
She can't send 5 autos, oh my god.
But I don't have my fucking tp, I don't have tp, why am I running at night?
You can lose a full wave
Nice, Talon
And I get the proxied away GG, when you get proxied she's a bot now, she can't do anything.
no wave clear, nothing. She's stuck under her turret for the rest of the game, if I want to.
You can't do this Queen, you're gonna lose a full wave if you come here.
animals that are these
I'm be
I'm dead
Shad, what's your favorite Bergen 5 song?
all of them
give you money now give me a kiss
play our team
Can't just give someone money and expect them to kiss you
Chat I don't know if it's worth RRing I feel like
If I use RR you won't even do damage damage
And I need to keep my
W W
I lost my entire health Bob, at least I got the wave crashed
Nice Talos!
Oh, I have item now, GG.
Why don't you build tank in all of your games, makes it easier for your team to carry you?
Bro, who's getting carried?
What are we talking about? I'm not getting carried.
I'm getting carried.
7-7, shiii.
Yeah, I'm getting carried.
Are you guys saying I'm getting carried?
What are we saying?
I
Only just have real much
I
Should be
I got this echo echo echo. Bro this is such a banger by the way. If you guys want to
check it out yourself, room 5 spotify.
It's a decent damage now, but it's not like anything crazy
Nice team, what a trap.
I
This thing I can do is just one shot away when run.
Nice!
Nice!
Please!
Oh my, couldn't get my W off.
Oh my god there's a lot of spanish guys.
I mean
Hey, yo Bootsie Bootsie whatever the fuck if you're going to cosplay Jimmy Neutron
At least play the theme song from that show not maroon 5 this shit sucks
Why is the storm going that way dead dead
17,000 miles from the moon, here's to a safe return of all the astronauts.
17,000 miles from the moon here's a safer turn all the astronauts
Chat where we going to the moon again or something
Shad, how can we went to the moon in 69, but we haven't been there since, isn't that
pathetic?
How could we do that then and now we can't do it?
Can I move by the way or nah I can't move I guess, my love.
like chat i don't want to be that guy i don't want to be that guy but the fact that we went
to the moon in 1969 is incredibly like it's like I don't I don't know if we had a technology
back then I don't know if we had a technology it's hard to believe that it actually happened
Like I always come up with this, I can't verify, I'm just saying, like, bro.
Like, computers didn't exist in back then, you know?
Or at least the computers we have today.
You can't move!
So useless this game.
Guys, did you know that the coding in your phone is 100 times more complicated than the
Apollo mission?
It's true.
I don't know why this is gonna take so long that much.
I'm not a conspiracy theorist anything but there is a lot of proof I guess that we didn't
actually go to the moon. But then there's also proof that we did go.
Personally I think we're somewhere in between. I think, case you hear me out.
So America, this is called a cold war right? America versus Russia.
Or I believe the Soviet Union back then
There was a cold war where they weren't like, they weren't actually key
I mean there probably was but they weren't actual war happening but it was more like
It was like a
ego war in a way where
America and Russia wanted to like prove themselves
That they were the better country by doing a bunch of stuff
So then they went to space, Russia went to space, they sent a dog up there or something and very impressive
First to ever do it and then America obviously feels threatened by that, by that accomplished man
So America feels threatened with Russia's technology, so they fake going to the moon.
they fake going to the moon
but the thing is, there is an American flag on the moon
so they have been there, they just didn't go there when they said they went
they went there to, they said they went there, but they actually didn't go
then they went a few years after
you know what I'm saying?
but in 1969 they never went
they just went a few years after probably, but they had to pick something for it
No.
A.
Please.
Your turret has been destroyed.
I'm going to be useless How many times do you think humanity went to
the moon?
I mean once But not when we thought they went there
Maybe we haven't been to the moon We just sent a drone there to place the flag
I can't play the game this guy flies at me 700 movement speed and one shot speed
This is fun! Yeah, but this is playable for sure.
FF! FF!
This is all I need to do.
Big storm though, big storm though, oh my god!
Can we kill them?
We're none of them are dying by the way. None of them die. It's so disgusting. It's so disgusting.
Honestly, there are so many.
I don't think you're qualified to talk about smart things.
oh my god bro what are we talking about
does being good at one thing exclude you from being good at another thing
I want to play Lilia, I want to play Lilia, or I don't want to even show her anymore what
I want to play. I want something that scales really well.
Crutality set. I want to see if it's kited.
Does Crutality work on like said? Or...
Y'all so...
Hmm.
I think it's on blinding
Oh, Kasante, I'm not blinding
I could go Lillia into Kasante, it's really good matchup
Yep, yep
She is adorable.
good tax bid or let's think this through
do I need mana? do I need mana chat? no I don't this is good thank you
so that I'm gonna go blackfire torch add on need mana
that was another thing you learned on youtube shorts
you think everything i learned is from youtube shorts
I'm going to buy leandris this game is true
So what's the build chat, it's Blackfire Torch, Lyandris, surely Rai Lai is bait, is it
bait?
It might not be bait.
We'll see.
But I'm getting those two first and then we'll see if I need a tank item or not.
Might be Rift Naker, Bloodletter, yeah.
Rocket Belt, good item.
Lillia is a great champion because she has a range of 325 a.a. range but she counts as
a melee champion so if you a.a. with 325 a range it still counts for 2 conksnax.
What's up fuck?
Really good though.
It's good trade. Oh and I get to keep the conch.
Oh you think you're getting me? Bye bye! See ya suckers!
Yeah what is up then? Come on!
You're serious!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I ran out of mana!
Oh, there...
Oh, he had it, man.
He had it.
Ah, they're so lucky.
Man, this is rough
Nah, but it's great man, it's great
Classic game of trying a new champion
Level 3 gank, level 3 gank
Like, come on
I think I got level 3 ganked in half of my games today.
Nice, good game for you guys.
I'm proxy farming as soon as I get the chance.
I'm not laying in this anymore.
Ah, me nice, great dude, lovely.
I will go back to lane and I'm dead again by the way.
Discussante is 6 full health.
I'm going to lane and I'm going to die instantly on him.
Nice.
Each point in this garden is a memory.
By weaving off the sire, we make new proceeds.
There's so much.
The enemy rampage.
These cold dark times can feel inevitable.
The river frostpire appeared, and all is not lost.
This time it will go a lot better though, I won't die now, unless Ekko is here, he can
probably is
Zeku you're so good, holy shit, Zeku you're so good
Let's get this game started, huh?
This game is deeply...
An ally must be slain.
I'm holding fast.
That is shaming.
And I have work to do.
Ah.
Time to proc, team!
Do you play Riven sometimes?
No.
The champion is removed.
She's sniped though.
He has a root, urn. Like, I can't even lay in this anymore.
I can gank mid, all raptors up, perfect.
Hello Kata.
Practice guy please.
Big shot down, big shot down.
What boots are good on Lilia?
Probably sword's on.
swiftness boots
add is a good
the nose nose
Oh
You guys are trash fuck off my lane
Hohohohohohohohohoho!
What are we doing? What are we doing guys?
Hop! Skip! Jump!
Why is he so silly?
She's so adorable!
Wow, didn't see I was getting ganked.
Kata, you have no more dushes and you're burning and you're dead.
Oh, so LeBono!
Coming!
Oh, what?
Get him!
Nice! Thank you, Goddell.
can you double wave and jungle monster at the same time?
I guess Rileye is not bad, Karma is slow on everybody, Riftmaker is also really good
Your turret has been destroyed. Rampage.
An ally has been slain.
Double kill.
Enemy double kill.
Triple kill.
Ice cream.
An enemy has been slain.
that's it
Oh hooo, freebarn speed! freebarn speed, kills!
Chills.
I think I'm stuck.
Nice
I'm strong now.
And
Let's go behind me
Nice!
That's true!
Nice!
Now we're talking!
There we go!
Big
Carry POV are you out of your mind?
Bro where bro, I guess the Kusanti popped off that fight. Oh wait
He didn't because I solo killed him before the fight didn't start there
Bro, I can't
I'm solo-killing my lane right now and we're staying care of POV
It's crazy now
I'm coming, 10 man's feeding coming.
What's better, Riftmaker or Bloodletter?
I like Omnivan on the champion.
Now see when you get inducted into the Hall of Legends what skins are you picking?
Rift Medivius, Handrelief, it's all bad.
The skin am I picking for Hall of Legends?
I think for me to be a whole of legends I would have to come back to professionally
of legends.
I think taking down T1 two years in a row is not enough.
I'm gonna have to do something more, something greater.
Add also my stacks.
Okay, there's my stacks here.
I'm coming!
Not really worth anything for a fresh.
Okay, it's 1v5 time. Watch and learn, boys. This might save me the big box. I have no tankiness,
as if you like, I'm so squishy.
Bro, I get 17% boom and speed from every stack of Q, 4 stacks.
That's 60... 68%
That's nuts
Now the tank is called ADC
Tank or ADC is sad
Okay, let's fight I have stacks.
I'm gonna kick them up here.
We should fight now.
I'm giga OP
I didn't even try and contest it
I could run top honestly if this guy
I'm gonna take one more wave, B, Bloodletter, and then TP to fight.
If I could skit my stacks on something before the fight I would be optimal.
Oh shit.
I can't move!
Oh, fuck.
I think I'm trolling, I don't know
I did have good damage for health though, I don't know maybe my team is trolling
He's got Paladin, so I'm an Iron.
And we lost get the wave
I'm gonna get to recall off at the west, nah blitz can defend, it's not over I guess.
What the fuck?
Nice, Thomas. We're on it.
I'm killing the spying.
Shut this game is cooked.
We need like blitz to go on cut or something but she's full tag I don't know.
Maybe she's getting greedy.
That's it baby, that's it baby!
I can only use E here, CC and I E here, and there we go, much better.
the hours though
Because she's a blitz right?
Bro one more time in your dad
I'm saying
Nice!
Nice!
My bug.
is it always rubber last item? probably it's yeah
nice team, let's go
wouldn't shadowflame go crazy?
We have three for the dragon so it should always be robber.
I just went east down for him, I need to push it.
That's a miss.
I could greed and go for elixir as well, but I will need a lot of gold.
I don't have enough
I get 28% boomer speed per stack, I did get 4 stacks and I'm super fast, I'm down to
boots.
I'll be with you.
I
Let's go
What the hell am I talking about?
What the hell am I talking about?
GG
Carry the OV, it's crazy
We're gonna take a look at the damage...
We're gonna consult the damage arts
and we're gonna see who actually carried this game
Oooooh
Highest
Highest in the winning team, GGs.
What do you want more game?
You just were hitting the Casante the entire game.
Good game and all, but why do you look easy to draw?
Shad, how can I farm Cassante all game when Cassante has the most armor and MR out of
every enemy champion?
So if anything, think about it.
I had the most damage whilst hitting the tankiest member.
Think about that one for a second.
I do I just think you guys can't accept that I carry that game and that's fine
Lilia was fine the fun I want to play her more
Draven Nautilus, every time I see Draven Nautilus it just looks like the most OP combo in the
game. My bot is going 0-20 I feel like. Not penguin Garen. Oh my god.
I can kite him, it's my counter.
Full scaling runs.
I wonder if Slarity is better.
Let's go full boomer speeder.
He isn't the previous game on Lillia, actually I ended up with the highest damage in the team
and we ended up winning the game, so I won't say that I entered, no.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Okay, man, I issues early game, I need to get to the last boss chapter.
My W does 256 damage.
Oh my god.
What does it do so much?
256 damage level 1?
Holy.
We can cheese on with that.
But it's really hard to hit.
Try try it.
I might just lose the game if I do. No I won't.
and I have what to do
It's impossible to fall.
I'm not here.
Enemy garen, door and shield, play safe under tower.
Yeah, I'm gonna throw the game by diving this guy sometime
You can form with Lillia even if you're not in lane
How did you do that?
I'm dead by the way.
I'm alive.
I'm trolling.
Wait, it's bad if I hit my e-ride cause then I lose my homeguards.
What is he doing?
Each plant in this garden is a memory.
By weeding out the cellar, we made room for the sweet.
By 50s this game, hmm, so orcs are better, we'll see then, I guess 50s are good versus
Lilia is a great proxy farm workers and so fast, so if I were to get ganked I can probably
just run away from my lung speed
Clawtis!
Bro, why didn't I fucking check that?
I feel like she's out in the rest
Dammy fake da bfg for sub
appreciate it
I'm here to help
It's my gt as a glazana
I
Hell
I'm fucking dead
I meant the block versus garen as soon as he blocked it in I knew I was going to lose
I can't space like I'm so shit a spacey man
No you don't, not in close.
Oh my god.
I'm not re-falling, I won't re-fall, no way.
I'm so fucking bad at this!
Oh my god!
getting outspaced by garen player
you are laughing i r l and know it
what or like what is this guy even talking about?
I mean I use both my ghost and flash as fucking cook now boys.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
FF the game please, I'm not playing for everyone as fucking Garen, it's the most disgusting
champion in the entire game!
I'm just going to run me down with Strybaker, it's nothing I can do.
I'm just held
One second proxy
He marches away, but now he's gonna go for me
Wow, close
I'm actually going swift now so I can maybe kite this ridebreaker but I won't be able to
he's just too fast like I guess I have to try
Just stand under turret this game that's what this guy did this is what exactly what this guy did
the first 5 levels, sit under tower with his W and passive regal, and then he gets to a
point where he wants to do ULT, this is every garen is the same. And I can't feel it, I lose
my mind, I don't know how to play vs people that sit under tower for the first 5 levels,
and then they sit level 6 and 1 shot you. I don't know the counterplay, cause I
it's so bored
FF this game please
I need Rylai, maybe I'll Rylai second this game instead of third.
And now I have been slain.
big
bouncy
I should be here
I think I'm
There's a TV thing for the sudden
This guy's just diving me by the way. He's completely one shot thing
I
Made me take this wave. Thanks. I
and
work
I don't have anything for this dragon, I might just have to give.
I can get four stacks though, one in there.
I'm gonna take this map.
Oh we got the dragon, that's what's important.
I'm trying to find a way to get him.
Get him, get him, get him, get him!
I think it's better to smash the bottom than top
Is that true?
Your team has destroyed a turret.
I'm just not kidding, if I try and defend he will just one shot me, the team I need you.
Team?
I'm getting giant spelt.
Galebase is in nice.
I'll be on dragon.
I'm strong for dragon, I have the sams and ults.
if you do dies we're not getting dragon
I'm coming, I'm about to 1v9 this shit.
general voice
nice let's go, that's what i'm talking about
fucking about
holy
holy
huge
oh no at least don't grab me
Don't grab me
Are you building a rift maker in your next life or what bro like is if I build
the black fire torch you tell me to buy Leandris if I buy Leandris you tell
me to go Rhyla if I go Rhyla you tell me to go rift maker I can't buy every
item all at once
Oh you guys are so unskilled, you are so unskilled.
Disgusting flash abuser
Shit, why did my sleep go on the Garen? How long does this last for?
Three seconds only
I put my passive last a lot longer
I'm gonna kill him
Great disease, he's nice
I'm dead.
Good stop.
Balz, you're dreaming grey screen too.
I hope we got dream anymore. Do you guys dream these days? I feel like it did as a kid though.
I hit this.
Does this play?
I'm
Oh
I always get the better team.
Streamer privilege, if you have average 500 concurrent viewers on Twitch, Riot Games will
give you better teammates to advertise their game, because people enjoy playing the game
more if they are winning games.
Alright guys, I'm gonna head off now. This was maroon Monday.
Thank you for tuning in guys, appreciate it a lot.
Yeah, I think you guys take care now and bye.