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Maroon Monday

04-20-2026 · 6h 10m

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[00:00:00] Hello, hello, hello.
[00:00:29] What's up guys, what's up, welcome to the stream, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome,
[00:00:54] What time is it for you?
[00:01:22] Right now it's 13.51 Swedish time.
[00:01:30] Just woke up.
[00:01:40] on banning and BRB.
[00:02:10] Hello?
[00:02:29] I am back.
[00:02:37] fricking do this
[00:02:41] Have you ever been to Umeo? No never. That's too far north
[00:02:48] I had in love maroon Monday
[00:02:51] Captain Yorkshire fingers up appreciated
[00:02:56] What are we playing today shot
[00:02:59] Well, they pick a Milan left jacks open is that a miss miss like my exam or watch maroon Monday
[00:03:05] That has to be a misclick leaving drags open and picking Camille.
[00:03:10] Should I write my exam or watch MeruMonday?
[00:03:16] I think the decision is quite obvious on that one.
[00:03:24] What is your opinion on the queen pick Vitality did?
[00:03:37] Yeah, Vitality, queen in LSE.
[00:03:42] I didn't really look the game, but I saw his build, he built Static Shave, where's
[00:03:47] your brutality excuse me where where where is your brutality build so I was
[00:03:56] disappointing
[00:03:59] If you see the new omnivamp boots, it's going to drop the next patch, omnivamp boots,
[00:04:18] What the hell?
[00:04:29] It's only when the real starter is opaque.
[00:04:48] the way I like to approach Camille jacks match up is you lose early game you just need level
[00:05:15] five level six and then for rest of the game if you haven't like completely fed her you
[00:05:21] should be able to beat her.
[00:05:27] Can you get a renektage game in being a minute?
[00:05:31] game, maybe later today.
[00:05:45] The reason you go dark seal is because it's gold efficient without stacks and it enables
[00:05:54] you to buy refillable.
[00:05:56] There's no better purchase in the game that also lets you buy refillable.
[00:06:05] Like obviously Doran's is better as an item, but Doran's doesn't let you build refillable.
[00:06:19] potions are bad
[00:07:19] Okay, it's crashing and it's pretty good.
[00:07:29] It's pretty good.
[00:07:30] Where he's going to push into me now.
[00:07:32] I lose my flash which sucks.
[00:07:36] Maybe a Nodalus game today.
[00:07:38] Nodalus is a good old classic.
[00:07:41] I feel like lately I have soft experimenting with new champions.
[00:07:48] Maybe I should start experimenting again.
[00:08:01] Save your Q vs Camille for when she Ws.
[00:08:04] So when she W's you cure.
[00:08:15] And then she will probably E or E.
[00:08:21] She's gonna be a kill.
[00:08:34] Where are you going Wendt?
[00:08:37] Where am I going anywhere?
[00:08:51] This TP is right in the middle of the wave.
[00:09:04] Oh my god, am I winning this?
[00:09:15] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[00:09:20] Another day of the sun rising, another day of balls moving away.
[00:09:25] Some things are just guaranteed in life.
[00:09:28] thankful to be here for another maroon monday
[00:09:31] vau season chat lads and ladex
[00:09:42] kinda frozen actually, oh boy
[00:09:45] is well played by her, she played her well
[00:09:50] i feel i could have played better
[00:09:53] find it a wee bit strange that you are communicating with others by pasting walls of text.
[00:09:58] Ever since the dawn of our time people tried to improve the way they expressed the limitless
[00:10:03] potential of their minds as accurately as possible to others.
[00:10:07] In the age where it takes a few milliseconds to send a message across the world you communicate
[00:10:12] by pasting walls of text to others who pasted wall of text with no correlation to each
[00:10:17] other.
[00:10:18] Think about it for a second.
[00:10:20] What?
[00:10:25] I guess.
[00:10:35] I guess so, yeah.
[00:10:38] Whatever that guy said.
[00:10:46] Now we get to the point where trading with Jax is fun and enjoyable.
[00:10:51] I guess jump E out.
[00:11:10] I'm gonna take plant.
[00:11:12] From mana.
[00:11:16] I'm going to lose active minions actually, but it won't work.
[00:11:26] She's going to want the cannon.
[00:11:36] I've got a little beer.
[00:11:52] Highballs.
[00:11:53] Can you explain why is it a long-standing Swedish breakfast tradition to soak your sister's
[00:11:59] feet in a bowl of milk before eating cereal, and is it considered rude if the milk isn't
[00:12:04] temperature that is not a tradition that's not a tradition that's not a
[00:12:13] I've never heard of that tradition what did you say
[00:12:19] I'm dead why do I greet for this
[00:12:27] would I greet for this
[00:12:34] I have TP and I'm freeze this very soon.
[00:12:56] She has an R.
[00:13:11] We're both dead by the way.
[00:13:21] That one's good though.
[00:13:26] I'm dead, I'm dead
[00:13:34] That was great
[00:13:56] Nice she stopped it.
[00:14:14] I don't want to help.
[00:14:19] I just want to AHS TP, fuck.
[00:14:29] Just Hexdrinker. Tell tale sign of a weak player, they buy Hexdrinker.
[00:14:35] Or targeted resistance item versus lane opponent.
[00:14:49] I'm getting item this way of B.
[00:15:07] I'll test their medallist, if you like.
[00:15:21] Bye bye.
[00:15:22] I'll keep fighting the others as I am.
[00:15:26] I should be able to beat her, I have item.
[00:15:29] She's bleeding her item, so my spike is a lot bigger.
[00:15:37] Well this is the strongest top laner, honestly I think Jax is really OP right now, Jax is
[00:15:49] really strong.
[00:16:22] Oh boy.
[00:16:32] Got her.
[00:16:44] I have no CDs.
[00:16:48] That's what's great about Jax.
[00:16:51] You have lower CD's than everyone in the game!
[00:17:07] Is this the build?
[00:17:09] As much damage as possible
[00:17:11] Look what this jinx is building, very sharp.
[00:17:23] I think it's a tech with jack of all trades I think, people are sorry you're doing, but
[00:17:33] this completely dog shit
[00:17:41] this race are even close anymore by the way
[00:17:48] dive Jarvan
[00:17:49] we do it this time we're gonna make it
[00:17:58] much better this time
[00:18:00] good job
[00:18:11] you die ever vs jacks when he's pushing gg
[00:18:14] the problem with dying vs jacks, especially ap jacks
[00:18:18] is that when you die you only get 300 gold
[00:18:20] you give like
[00:18:21] 1.5k
[00:18:23] good luck, i only have one wave
[00:18:26] and now we must take down the power
[00:18:35] ah what is this?
[00:18:36] can't move
[00:18:47] Michael Murthred just for the Lissandra
[00:18:49] otherwise she will always end the game
[00:18:56] Have you ever thought about learning 3-wara?
[00:19:14] No wave clear
[00:19:16] no wave clear
[00:19:23] I see the machine so she's gone.
[00:19:48] Oh, she's fucked.
[00:19:58] Bonk!
[00:20:08] This man should be so unfair.
[00:20:18] I have nothing you guys play
[00:21:00] What do you think my win rate is on the room on this?
[00:21:02] It can't be over like 40%
[00:21:11] Because the music is so good, I get like distracted because I'm like vibing to the music, you know
[00:21:18] Can't blame it
[00:21:20] I should have used one Murks, Murks Trans.
[00:21:42] Camille is freezing the wave, huh?
[00:22:05] It's kind of annoying.
[00:22:11] I'm going to take all the powers.
[00:23:04] Just try it for us now.
[00:23:16] Can't move!
[00:23:17] Bad life.
[00:23:27] I'm gonna find a way to lose this game.
[00:24:29] You best save.
[00:24:54] Fresh block!
[00:24:57] Where's the port ever?
[00:25:17] I'm chasing
[00:25:19] I'm gonna catch her eventually
[00:25:22] Fuck the wave
[00:25:24] I'm free and boy
[00:25:36] Yeah, bro, nice
[00:25:45] I'm being into my ass off, but it's a free win anyways
[00:25:54] Sonya is going to be good this game, self stun, why would I want to stun myself?
[00:26:20] Go ahead, they're getting to me now
[00:26:27] Someone is mid, I guess I'll go for it
[00:26:37] Ice team, keep up
[00:26:41] You get recognized outside a lot, but really
[00:26:45] It's been a while
[00:26:50] Shut down
[00:27:08] Okay, my team seriously to stop feeding all the way
[00:27:20] I'm sure he's the same as he was
[00:27:50] Yeah, suckers.
[00:28:02] Style points 100, usefulness 0.
[00:28:05] I can barely hear the music.
[00:28:10] Oh my bad, let me fix that.
[00:28:13] Let me up the volume for you, quick.
[00:28:20] guys guys what are we doing
[00:28:48] AHHHHH
[00:28:57] Okay, type is mid, so we have to lane pushing
[00:29:18] Your team
[00:29:48] That is so tilting.
[00:29:59] Same one escape.
[00:30:00] I need to take the kragsmar item.
[00:30:05] I could go huddle breaker this game.
[00:30:18] It's not bad, you know.
[00:30:20] Shover is his place.
[00:30:38] We can win this, guys.
[00:30:40] We can win, we can win!
[00:31:10] You're kidding
[00:31:16] I'd have it again it's black by force and stopping it fucking hell
[00:31:26] Same one escaped
[00:31:36] I don't know if I want to stay here guys you can do it right
[00:31:40] and now we win the game, 3 inhibitors baron cant lose, enemy doesn't even have a way to clear
[00:32:04] Jinx
[00:32:05] Just don't get caught
[00:32:27] He's got the minions in the work
[00:32:34] I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
[00:33:03] The way I used to love you all.
[00:33:29] So how are you guys doing today?
[00:33:30] Welcome to the stream guys.
[00:33:31] I hope you all had a good day so far. Welcome welcome welcome welcome
[00:33:42] Nice beard. Thank you thank you. It's coming along nicely here
[00:33:52] No fishing this weekend. Our only fishing I do is on Jax in Summoner's Rift
[00:34:01] What happened to Rhino Belly?
[00:34:19] It's still there, it's still there, oh my god, it's demoting though, inactivity, I haven't
[00:34:27] played on it for 20 days. My last game was a complete int. No, I stopped playing on it
[00:34:43] and it's like a riot account so I think they have some rules for it so if you like don't
[00:34:49] play on it for 10 days the account becomes inactive and yeah I still play for it for
[00:34:55] 10 days and then I suppose like oh shit now I don't have the account anymore I
[00:34:59] can even log in on it so rhino belly is dead completely dead
[00:35:25] Are you still talking to your friends, Brofresco and Redmercy?
[00:35:50] What?
[00:35:52] Bro, who remembers Bro Fresco and Red Mercy?
[00:35:58] You haven't heard those names in years.
[00:36:03] I feel like a lot of the main YouTubers, content creators of League of Legends that were there 10 years ago.
[00:36:15] How long was it ago?
[00:36:17] It wasn't even 10 years, it was maybe like 8 years ago.
[00:36:21] They're not deer anymore.
[00:36:24] The only one we have is like...
[00:36:27] Tile of one.
[00:36:31] There's a final one left.
[00:36:37] Trick2G.
[00:36:39] TrickyG is gonna be playing this when he's 80 years old.
[00:36:46] I can see it.
[00:37:02] We need AD top laner but they picked away my Vi.
[00:37:07] This is bad.
[00:37:08] I guess I go saiyan
[00:37:12] We can go saiyan, I'm gonna have a terrible time. We all know this. We all know I'm gonna have a horrible time playing saiyan
[00:37:25] Can we add some different redeems for channel points? I mean, yeah, sure
[00:37:33] If you wanna do that, you can do that
[00:37:35] I go Sion.
[00:37:38] Fiora, not low, not low Fiora, every time by the way, every time.
[00:38:01] that she know, Fiora doesn't even counter Sion, if the Sion plays it well.
[00:38:08] I would even go too far to say this is the Sion favorite matchup.
[00:38:18] Oh, Grandmaster Borders! Uh-oh! I'm getting high, Yilu!
[00:38:23] So, let's play with Grandmasters!
[00:38:48] Welcome to Summer's Rift.
[00:38:56] I NEED a SWATER.
[00:38:58] Migos has spawned.
[00:39:01] Really important to go straight into bush vs fiora cause all the fiora players do the same.
[00:39:06] This completely...
[00:39:09] Fuck you over level 1.
[00:39:12] If I can be on the wave, I can actually trade back.
[00:39:23] i think i'm starting Q here no matter what
[00:39:30] I've been hit by all the vitals ouch.
[00:39:55] Will you charge?
[00:39:57] It's a trade.
[00:39:59] She won't supply me with the wave, I'm happy to.
[00:40:03] Even trade is winning trade.
[00:40:06] Losing trade is winning trade as well.
[00:40:10] That is not bad.
[00:40:20] Got her.
[00:40:21] One more.
[00:40:23] I don't got her.
[00:40:25] I think I died a little bit too early here, should be if he is crushed this way for free
[00:40:50] down she can't do anything about it
[00:41:07] could even look for a plating angle she goes for me that's great she misses all
[00:41:16] minions. You gotta make sure I also get the plating.
[00:41:32] Got the plating.
[00:41:36] Rule of Zion, if you proxy the wave and you
[00:41:40] move the way here and you spend a very long time with the wave,
[00:41:44] wave like not moving towards the lane if you'd spend like 10 seconds with the
[00:41:49] wave not moving towards the lane you will actually have to clear it because
[00:41:53] you're not gonna lose any of the minions because the wave your wave is gonna crash
[00:41:58] you know
[00:42:00] This freeze angle.
[00:42:25] We win this.
[00:42:37] Halo Blades by his shields.
[00:42:38] This fisting enemy jungler.
[00:42:40] She's gonna crash you buddy!
[00:42:52] You have to crash it!
[00:43:00] Oh, kill for me! Alright.
[00:43:14] There's an execute angle here to maximize tempo, to maximize efficiency. Always execute.
[00:43:22] 22 CS on 43, I have a CS lead.
[00:43:50] I'm doing all right I would say. Also when I killed her I got a shutdown so that's always nice.
[00:44:02] This is where I take a death to reset the lane.
[00:44:28] We're better than it is.
[00:44:42] of the players in Relixer.
[00:45:08] Her life is still just kind of annoying.
[00:45:09] She has so much to stain.
[00:45:17] See, even though I feel like I'm even in the trace,
[00:45:19] she's just losing cause she likes to steal Zedola.
[00:45:29] I might do a rare base on TP.
[00:45:32] That's not normal to see.
[00:45:39] This is like, how's this ever gonna work?
[00:45:47] I think I need to proc something.
[00:45:50] Nice!
[00:45:51] Nice!
[00:45:52] It's the, it's the criticality vile, the halo blade's vile, I'm telling you, she's
[00:46:01] one-shotting her.
[00:46:04] Finally junglers have been in light and... in light and... it's not a word.
[00:47:04] I held my Q, the ship would have died actually.
[00:47:34] Here are they.
[00:47:44] I don't know what they're doing.
[00:47:46] I don't know if they can't do that.
[00:48:04] I could ulti to freeze the wave, if I have a mountie.
[00:48:34] She's gonna think I'm in the bush, she's just gonna hack the wall, I'm on the ward.
[00:48:55] I got a vital on me so I know she has vision, she's gonna automatically push with the
[00:49:03] I think I'm on 30 push
[00:49:10] I'm dead
[00:49:19] Fuck
[00:49:21] I think I'll relive them, I'm dead
[00:49:33] So fucking dude.
[00:49:43] Did you watch the avatar, Lee?
[00:49:48] Okay, bye.
[00:49:53] I'm winning damn bro this is why
[00:50:15] The ally has been slain...
[00:50:21] An ally has been slain...
[00:50:26] An ally has been slain...
[00:50:30] I hate this waiting...
[00:50:39] Chef TP...
[00:50:45] yep
[00:50:52] and she has ravenous, oh boy
[00:50:57] oh boy
[00:50:59] Oh, that was so close to being a good hit.
[00:51:25] I'm so much damn sure what she's out healing all of it
[00:51:55] I think he gets the point where my damage becomes too much and I can actually launch on her.
[00:52:18] Not I can't
[00:52:23] No way
[00:52:31] So close
[00:52:48] I need to use base and TP
[00:52:54] This lane is crazy
[00:53:04] She didn't take off
[00:53:12] Not really
[00:53:18] oh my god oh my god i have to reset her and now she has tiled eyes this is where it's
[00:53:40] they live something they over there is no interacting with her until free for
[00:53:44] items. I'll go middle.
[00:53:51] It's going to be a hard game.
[00:54:17] I need to reset.
[00:54:37] I'm probably dead I'm not dead it's a miracle
[00:55:04] Your planet has been destroyed.
[00:55:06] I can't come any longer.
[00:55:15] Only power, spear, death.
[00:55:20] Doors are closed.
[00:55:28] Drake, one minute.
[00:55:30] I'm dead.
[00:55:55] I got the wave so she can't really split push, I think the drake is gone, but we got Galio
[00:56:23] Maybe we rush it
[00:56:34] Just one million I know
[00:56:37] Oh, she's keeping
[00:56:41] Better run
[00:56:43] I
[00:56:51] Balls wave
[00:57:13] Our base is cooked.
[00:57:40] 3 items maybe I can carry
[00:57:54] I was gonna go 1v1 Fiora she's 2 items I'm free this is my moment to beat her
[00:57:59] If I can't beat her we're probably ff anyways
[00:58:05] It is impossible to count when she's here
[00:58:10] I'm gonna go take this vision home get an auto baron
[00:58:39] That's got two delts.
[00:59:08] I think this game is a complete effect.
[00:59:33] is a 80 sound game IQ I picked this no one expected me to win I didn't expect
[00:59:51] myself to win. I queued up knowing I was going to lose this before real, so I'm not even mad about it.
[01:00:11] Completely useless champion. Completely useless.
[01:00:21] Oh my god, the surrender vote failed, cause CARD is fucking, cause CARD is DC the surrender
[01:00:45] failed like this you all the Ford please vote and count nice
[01:02:15] Close game.
[01:02:30] I wonder what my last few games of AID sound looks like.
[01:02:45] Bro holy fuck this ads man, bro this is crazy.
[01:03:00] How is this, how is this even possible?
[01:03:08] How do I have a 60% win rate on Sion in my last 20 games?
[01:03:11] I feel like I lose on it all the time.
[01:03:27] Both these ads are crazy man.
[01:03:29] What happened to your hair you got run over by a lawn mower?
[01:03:45] I am
[01:03:51] Sayon
[01:03:55] Female man arranged
[01:04:01] What if we do a
[01:04:05] vain
[01:04:10] Mm hm mm hm
[01:04:12] Let's do a mid laner, Bex. Aha! Not Bex either. Let's do Renata.
[01:04:27] So this is a port, Syrah.
[01:04:44] I think Ixtal is like creatures. It's like places for creatures. Humans don't live there.
[01:04:51] Jordos don't live there. It's like creature city. It's like Nami.
[01:05:01] Ooh, close though. Vestejan. It's Vestejan.
[01:05:06] Vestejan is animals. Like cyrocon or Vestejans I think.
[01:05:12] Life as Garen just simple, just swing sword around very bland, yes.
[01:05:18] what?
[01:05:23] what?
[01:05:39] Nico?
[01:05:40] Yes, Nico?
[01:05:41] Hi, look at that!
[01:05:48] oh shiiko
[01:05:58] udertop lane
[01:06:03] wait what?
[01:06:05] where is that message?
[01:06:09] it's not a me is it?
[01:06:13] I just gotta hard attack
[01:06:15] this is exactly how it looks like
[01:06:17] game terminated after receiving player reports
[01:06:21] wait what?
[01:06:22] someone was trolling
[01:06:24] so the shab's neck got dodged
[01:06:30] we discovered a suffocating xd xd xd
[01:06:34] was intentionally disruptive so we terminated the lobby
[01:06:39] what?
[01:06:42] The first time this happens to me, they terminated lava because someone was trolling.
[01:06:53] If I lock in my 10% winrate AP Aurelia, you think the lava gets terminated?
[01:07:12] 3, Ivern, Maokai
[01:07:42] Oh, I know this one. This is like Seraphine.
[01:07:53] Maybe Graceful Phoenix it looks like. Yeah, so Graceful.
[01:08:28] Yeah, I'm picking Jax's disc game as well.
[01:08:37] Jax into Olaf, Rilo.
[01:08:51] Honestly, Sam was not a bad pick, but I stopped playing it.
[01:08:55] I feel so useless every time.
[01:08:58] 2,4,8,kills were incorrect, what did i pop off for what 7,6,8kills, no i don't understand
[01:09:25] So we have 8 kills, so 6 kills
[01:09:28] 6 kills
[01:09:30] 5
[01:09:32] 6 for 5
[01:09:39] How many molly we won this game?
[01:09:55] It's worth of wisdom to the rest of you.
[01:09:57] The secret to a long life?
[01:10:00] Exhaust Olaf.
[01:10:01] Die.
[01:10:06] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[01:10:15] Could you play Rengar today, Osvald?
[01:10:17] I may well play a game with Rengar, yeah.
[01:10:19] But I was so bad at it.
[01:10:25] We duel to the death
[01:10:27] before shooting you to death
[01:10:47] I'm gonna suck on my passive
[01:10:49] so I can actually contest him
[01:10:51] if you wanna win him, mate
[01:10:55] The only way you can kill me is to find me on an off time where I don't have my E to
[01:11:22] to defend myself on my face rush and then he has all ints me 100-0 so all I really have
[01:11:26] to do is make sure I only take quick trades and I'm not in a position to get all ints.
[01:11:31] so the best way to be to have the way pushing into me is to set up a freeze
[01:11:55] I'm baiting
[01:12:01] Fuck!
[01:12:03] Fuck!
[01:12:05] Rek'Sai!
[01:12:07] He beats me here, like what the fuck?
[01:12:11] Didn't expect that.
[01:12:31] Well, Olaf matches if he's like any other matchup on Drax, you just can't wait.
[01:12:50] three levels of the hardest levels of the game
[01:13:08] holy bro chill like holy fuck
[01:13:20] Yeah, yeah, I see ya.
[01:13:50] Alright, GG, GG, don't hit me.
[01:14:07] Blasting wand level 5, you guys know what's about to happen now.
[01:14:13] He's about to hit for 300 and then he's going to run away with a thrush.
[01:14:26] Hello Mr. Streamer, are we going to cook full-app dusk in Dornorn some day?
[01:14:38] Ah no, we're not, that's all the bullshit.
[01:14:53] I'm gonna wait for my CD.
[01:15:08] might learn something
[01:15:26] nothing wrong with a life of peace
[01:15:30] you'd never fight with yourself
[01:15:38] Holy fuck, this is so fast.
[01:15:55] Guys?
[01:15:59] Nice
[01:16:03] You can basic back the fuck off like holy shit
[01:16:11] Dead
[01:16:14] Like this is the most unbelievable sequence I've ever experienced what is happening
[01:16:26] Oh my god
[01:16:29] They all plead to save.
[01:16:46] I lost a lot of Karen.
[01:17:16] Ah, I'm in trouble by the way.
[01:17:20] Maybe not.
[01:17:30] Bye bye, nice one.
[01:17:34] Telltale sign of a weak player buys defensive item specifically for the lane.
[01:17:40] Like a Hicks drinker or you know...
[01:17:43] By side and only to beat you in lane. Telltale's one of a weak player.
[01:18:00] Same goes with anyone who buys like QSS vs Malsaur as the same principle.
[01:18:13] I don't know what you're talking about.
[01:18:23] I'm just listening to what I'm talking about, see.
[01:18:39] It was proxy and other than, if you're going to be annoying, in danger though, I think
[01:19:05] of the executes
[01:19:15] they go
[01:19:35] I see us lead, they can get in fissure than they're gonna lie.
[01:20:35] He's Q'd at like 200.
[01:20:44] He won the way for Aiden.
[01:20:54] He has exhaust so I need to knock him back down.
[01:21:04] I have easing again.
[01:21:10] What are we doing?
[01:21:12] What are we doing?
[01:21:14] I think I need three times that fight.
[01:21:20] I think I need three times that fight
[01:21:24] Free easy one fight
[01:21:26] That's about a pjx. That's why max e-chat. That's all these new guys please the next W
[01:21:33] They're doing it wrong
[01:21:35] Free easy one fight
[01:21:38] very nice
[01:21:45] Not a game is completely over. I'm gonna form the Olaf
[01:22:50] my queue here
[01:23:10] Okay, I'm fine.
[01:23:28] Can I run on Divern?
[01:23:30] He's here, like, hello?
[01:23:40] Up here, up here, up here, you can't get out.
[01:24:20] 200 gold?
[01:24:27] I don't know if I need to win.
[01:24:36] I don't know if I'm in the way
[01:24:46] I'm B
[01:24:57] It's a murderous game for sure
[01:25:06] I could learn that he is so high now that I can just jump in on him and if he ultis
[01:25:16] my first engage I can just kite it.
[01:25:18] I'm gonna ulti and then I kite.
[01:25:27] I like it.
[01:25:32] BAM!
[01:25:41] So, Lopolo!
[01:25:45] APJax is a turn-based champion.
[01:25:48] You wanna play with your firms.
[01:25:50] You go in, once you ease down, you go out.
[01:25:54] You can do it, don't play this.
[01:25:57] I don't think it's bad though.
[01:26:04] I know I just never do that.
[01:26:11] I don't think it's bad though.
[01:26:18] I don't think it's bad though.
[01:26:26] I never do it
[01:26:44] We'll break in one minute, we'll drive two dragons
[01:26:52] Caitlyn?
[01:26:56] Oh, bad.
[01:26:58] Nice.
[01:27:26] Oh yeah, this guy dies.
[01:27:39] They see you're so annoying.
[01:27:44] Oh, don't you?
[01:27:46] I'm not dead.
[01:27:56] I'm dead.
[01:27:58] Oh, no.
[01:28:00] I didn't realize they were spawning.
[01:28:02] I was fucking into the game.
[01:28:09] Do it fast.
[01:28:18] Die for it.
[01:28:49] Kill em.
[01:29:13] I'm sorry guys, I'm getting kinda tilted. We are not taking the fights we win.
[01:29:19] I think I want to actually stay for plating, it's for item, you know.
[01:29:46] Ah, I'm so fucking stupid.
[01:30:16] We are free dragons, we are winning team, it's so free.
[01:30:42] I don't know if we can lose the game if we didn't.
[01:31:12] Are they on the baron guys?
[01:31:30] I
[01:32:00] enemy starts baron with no pushing lanes, start baron, yep
[01:32:15] It's pretty, pretty good play.
[01:32:45] The end of the world isn't gonna stop itself
[01:32:53] I got hit
[01:33:03] Let me out
[01:33:06] Oh, I went too deep way too deep
[01:33:08] Nice, nice team, let's go, nice, nice, let's go guys, that's what I'm talking about.
[01:33:28] I'm not sure.
[01:33:51] Read what the Rekse is saying.
[01:33:53] Read what the Rekse and the Caitlyn is agreeing on.
[01:33:56] real skill
[01:34:13] These old bones haven't failed me yet
[01:34:15] What a fail-light!
[01:34:25] They just split-bushed her, what a fail-light!
[01:34:29] Oh!
[01:34:30] Am I getting ganked?
[01:34:31] Oh, I see everything, no I'm not getting ganked, sweet!
[01:35:06] Oh, I hope I don't get ganked.
[01:35:08] Oh, wait a second.
[01:35:12] Oh, I see everything. Oh, I can't get ganked anymore.
[01:35:16] The only way to get ganked, realistically, is for enemy to come here, by the way.
[01:35:23] Here. That's the only way I can get ganked. How stupid is that?
[01:35:30] See everything. Everything.
[01:35:33] What a free game.
[01:36:35] Did you know that the best managers are the ones who make themselves obsolete, so their
[01:37:03] their teams perform their best even without them therefore you are the best team leader.
[01:37:33] Watch AGT. It's time to watch some AGT.
[01:37:56] to leave grocery store wins 250,000 day 67
[01:38:10] well mr. bees videos is there so long 43 minutes like holy shit
[01:38:17] K-Side pushes his golden button for the extra shiki, Mr. Sherry, Auditions, BGT-2026.
[01:38:47] What's your name oh, my name is mr. Terry
[01:39:17] you
[01:39:47] you
[01:40:17] you
[01:40:47] you
[01:41:17] you
[01:41:47] It turns out to be a rise stop.
[01:42:12] 1 million points, chills, rise of the beam.
[01:42:24] It's what is considered an ulti p-shot.
[01:42:27] I mean I guess you obviously only play one champion obviously, but if I only were to
[01:42:34] go off of points alone, because these days I think back in the days 5 years ago if
[01:42:41] If you had 1 million, you're obviously OTP.
[01:42:43] These days I have 1 million on Gragas, for example, and that's my second TP.
[01:42:50] How much points would someone have to have in these champs deck to be like, okay, this
[01:42:54] is a one trick.
[01:42:58] 2 mil?
[01:43:02] 2 mil only?
[01:43:04] I mean 2 mil is quite a lot.
[01:43:08] So this guy with 1.9 mil, he's not low to be done.
[01:43:22] Like you have to realize, I have a lot of points, but I also play every fucking day.
[01:43:28] It's like this guy, what if this guy is just some Jerry with a 9 to 5,
[01:43:32] and he only plays Rize after his 9 to 5,
[01:43:36] and then he's a Giga O2P, he just doesn't have the time to play as much as I do.
[01:44:06] She had Critality or Liffality in this game, enemy has a lot of range champions so my passive
[01:44:24] loses value because it's going to be hard to catch up, so I could go full Liffality,
[01:44:30] Go like Bastion Breaker and stuff or I could go Critality because if I play it right I
[01:44:39] will be able to catch up with them with Yomus.
[01:44:43] I'll go Critality.
[01:44:46] I won't see actually.
[01:45:19] I'll let my axe on your bones.
[01:45:34] That's the plan.
[01:45:57] Oh no, you got me!
[01:46:03] Take a cannon.
[01:46:04] I'll TP back to make sure he can't freeze.
[01:47:04] even proxy cuz I do this wrong like I did this wrong
[01:47:17] I'm not gonna take the wave might be dead to Cardus
[01:47:26] my wave is now crashing this is good well I care is that my wave crash
[01:47:34] Now he's gonna slow push into me
[01:47:38] Give me my free reset
[01:47:51] The only real advantage I have right now is his fucking flash
[01:47:54] I don't think I played this early game that well
[01:48:04] I feel like I'm gonna miss everything here
[01:48:10] Cause I'm getting Gigapoked while I'm farming
[01:48:18] Fucking annoying
[01:48:19] Oh, in the tower range
[01:48:27] Uh oh
[01:48:28] Oh
[01:48:46] Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy, you're so low.
[01:48:50] Come back here.
[01:48:54] I'm gonna stop now.
[01:48:55] Oh fuck yeah, I'll play the role.
[01:49:08] This guy's the go-to-what.
[01:49:25] The flash timer is still down, right?
[01:49:36] I am a little bit cooked.
[01:49:41] Yeah, he comes with a catalyst, he's going to be so tanky now.
[01:49:50] Double kill
[01:49:57] Good damage
[01:50:00] Next E maybe I can ult it
[01:50:14] Come on die die die die die die
[01:50:16] I don't have the damage
[01:50:46] Flash for flash.
[01:51:32] I haven't quit Sion yet today, after this game I'm quitting Sion, so don't worry, it's
[01:51:54] He's coming.
[01:52:24] I can come soon, just gotta get the wave, ready to ulti too, it ulti to top, oh my god,
[01:52:50] Kill him though.
[01:53:06] Bloodshed.
[01:53:08] Why is he dead?
[01:53:16] Janna here.
[01:53:17] Now hang on.
[01:53:20] get him get him get him
[01:53:26] no way he lives
[01:53:31] what is happening
[01:53:37] fuck no way this rice lives there
[01:53:44] oh fuck i gotta push and i gotta push next wave and he's TPing
[01:53:48] Oh my god, actually it's basic tipi
[01:53:51] I can't do good daffy with this level
[01:53:56] He has full rod of aegis
[01:53:58] Oh my god, like
[01:54:07] Bruh, I'm gonna like so much damage, he's gonna be so depressing
[01:54:18] a lot of fey shaking him
[01:54:30] proxy angle
[01:54:33] can never go wrong with proxy
[01:54:38] he's gonna come 100%
[01:54:48] We're getting a little bit fisted this game.
[01:55:10] I'm gonna base him.
[01:55:35] Worded.
[01:55:44] Yes, flash in 6 seconds.
[01:55:55] I never got cool this game. I'm getting cool now. I'm gonna fuck. Never too late to get
[01:56:16] That's pretty cool.
[01:56:31] We're both gonna be level 11. I don't know how I can beat him.
[01:56:35] He has flash now again.
[01:56:38] I kinda lost my timer to kill him.
[01:56:40] Both times.
[01:56:44] It's impossible to kill him with flash.
[01:56:46] He's going to do it for damage.
[01:56:53] Oh, hold on my damage though.
[01:57:00] Hang on.
[01:57:09] How did I take the slosh damage?
[01:57:19] I
[01:57:36] Have I feel
[01:57:49] Last time I placed on classic, just a quick reminder how shit this champ is.
[01:58:08] Why didn't I go buy this game?
[01:58:15] Oh yeah, let's fight
[01:58:20] From the air
[01:58:28] Need to get back to land for wave
[01:58:31] Good kill though
[01:58:32] Gives me red buff
[01:59:15] okay okay win a ball don't vote yes i misclicked
[01:59:45] Oh Christ, just disgust me
[01:59:51] Yeah, sleepy, right?
[01:59:56] I guess not
[02:00:10] He's so pee- oh my god
[02:00:15] I'm just waiting for it.
[02:00:34] Well, that's always TeeFing here.
[02:00:41] Three kills, three kills.
[02:00:45] Shit
[02:00:51] We got him
[02:00:56] Sparrowman we once made easily
[02:01:02] But the one is not the worst
[02:01:06] Svalder is pushing
[02:01:15] They're all bot side, kind of greeting my team to get gold myself, got a lot of gold though.
[02:01:41] Go for the wave, flash the wave Orph
[02:02:00] And enemy has been slain, each move only alive has been slain.
[02:02:20] That's the big fatality this game. Just another choice.
[02:02:50] Oh, thank you.
[02:02:55] Little KS, don't mind me, I'll take that.
[02:03:01] Thank you very much.
[02:03:50] We're opening top when they do this, if they start chasing me instead of actually pushing
[02:04:10] out one way, top is open.
[02:04:16] tower lose Baron but Baron is a fake objective anyways
[02:04:27] Hello, woohoo, we kill.
[02:04:53] you off of koola
[02:04:59] don't buy
[02:05:02] no buy, finish kool, Lord Dominix
[02:05:05] and i'm giga OP
[02:05:10] you're both lost for this game
[02:05:12] I think I'm B'd just now Alright we have soul fight coming up in one minute
[02:05:37] if i don't carry my bad team if i carry you're welcome because i'm gigafed now
[02:05:59] i'm dead actually
[02:06:07] I'll try to map to Stark
[02:06:37] Our pro players require to exercise every day to stay mentally sharp.
[02:06:50] Well, we didn't have any rule like that in lots of turns.
[02:07:10] I guess so.
[02:07:11] Okay, thank you.
[02:07:41] Are they not a lot of jerky daily then?
[02:07:43] Bro, like what do you think pro play is?
[02:07:45] You think people just sit down in the room and be like
[02:07:47] Okay guys, you're not allowed to jerk off
[02:07:49] Now you're a pro player
[02:07:51] You're not allowed to jerk off anymore
[02:08:11] pain
[02:08:13] feeling
[02:08:15] but
[02:08:27] no better than kill
[02:08:41] Maybe Kayle wants to wave.
[02:09:04] Someone's gonna want this wave though.
[02:09:06] But she will never come close.
[02:09:10] Fucking hextech soul hit me.
[02:09:22] Someone else will come, someone more brave than Caitlyn.
[02:09:36] Smolder? Where are you?
[02:09:40] Oh my god
[02:09:44] How does he even come from here, by the way?
[02:09:53] Oh, he takes the gold!
[02:09:54] Permaflows!
[02:09:55] Permaflows!
[02:10:06] Drop it up boys. It ain't winning. I picked the worst champion in the game.
[02:10:36] I'll fix that again, next game, 1 complaint.
[02:10:43] Classic.
[02:11:06] He's moving!
[02:11:24] Come here!
[02:11:32] It's an ace!
[02:11:33] Come on!
[02:11:34] Come on!
[02:11:35] Oh, big!
[02:11:51] Get some objective bantis.
[02:11:53] Then we can 5v5 and learn to try and win.
[02:11:55] We're there.
[02:12:05] Trust me on this TP boys, I know elder is spawning but always TP top, when drake is spawning always TP bot when baron spawning
[02:12:26] and then you wanna TP and then run, rather than run and then TP to the fight
[02:12:31] fight. It's always better. Oh he's so lazy, lazy, lazy. If anything I keep pushing here.
[02:12:56] i got a kill there
[02:12:58] omg that doesn't miss a one
[02:13:07] two for two
[02:13:13] hey it's GG
[02:13:26] Janna defends. She won't. GG.
[02:13:40] Rice is not hitting nexus and now smolder can't end, rice?
[02:13:54] Rice?
[02:13:55] Uh oh.
[02:13:56] Oh that is such a gigapro.
[02:14:35] I can't fucking do anything.
[02:14:59] Oh
[02:15:29] I'm worse than in the game when they're picking it again.
[02:15:59] chat did you see their nerfing proxing? I don't know if it's already been nerfed or if they're doing it
[02:16:04] if they're doing it next patch
[02:16:07] proxing is finally getting nerfed, the well deserved nerf they deserve
[02:16:29] Remember to pick Sion?
[02:16:34] I mean Chad, what do I do Chad?
[02:16:39] I have this problem in my thing where we're blue side, so enemy red, they're gonna pick
[02:16:46] loss, pick top laner and we're gonna have a bunch of AP champions these days, like
[02:16:53] playing bunch of AP champions and I need an AD champion that I can blind am I
[02:16:59] blinding by you know that doesn't end well only AD champion to blind for me is
[02:17:07] Sion
[02:17:12] pick a Sante oh yeah let's play a Sante that's a fake champion completely
[02:17:18] that's more the weaker champion in the game
[02:17:23] Oh, we have AD mid laner, but we're still...
[02:17:39] I could kinda go AP, kind of.
[02:17:41] Not really.
[02:17:42] I think my best pick is like tanks on here.
[02:17:46] Then we have a loader of everything, we have like everything, yeah.
[02:17:49] I'll probably just go in, in the tank zone, but if I blind Sion, this is the problem with blinding Sion is
[02:17:57] then enemy goes Gwen and Fiora, and then all of a sudden I can't go tank anymore, you know what I'm saying?
[02:18:12] Oh, I can go by.
[02:18:13] I'm gonna play another game of Sardir, this time it's gonna work Chad, this time it's
[02:18:22] gonna work, lemme see here.
[02:18:28] More the kaiser, I'll just play tank Sion.
[02:18:33] Or AD.
[02:18:34] I'm gonna AD.
[02:18:37] We will work this time chat trust
[02:18:47] Mordekaiser is actually playable matchup, if I play well
[02:18:51] Actually though
[02:19:07] High High High
[02:19:21] shout out have you tried a new McDonalds burger chicken Big Mac, it's called I think
[02:19:34] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
[02:19:45] I'm not a bad person.
[02:19:52] Remaining has to be breathing.
[02:20:01] Alright, here we go.
[02:20:12] Do not BLEED
[02:20:17] Mordiga is the easiest thing with Mordiga is his trade patterns, all his trades are very telegraphed
[02:20:23] You can react with his E
[02:20:25] You can react with your Q on his E
[02:20:29] And like it's very actually quite simple to trade here
[02:20:33] It's never letting him pass the boss
[02:20:42] Maybe he doesn't get dispassible, he's just not gonna deal a lot of damage.
[02:20:57] He got dispassible.
[02:21:12] why is my streamer streaming at this time of the day?
[02:21:42] Cause the most important thing with Mordekaiser is don't get E'd by him, unless you can knock
[02:22:00] up with your Q.
[02:22:01] That's good trade.
[02:22:02] I like that.
[02:22:03] It's good trade.
[02:22:08] I like that.
[02:22:11] I'm gonna keep freezing him.
[02:22:24] Damned bad.
[02:22:25] I can hit by E without Qing him.
[02:22:27] And then it's just insta-lose trade.
[02:22:33] Should I try not dying in this game guys?
[02:22:40] Oh my god!
[02:22:44] Let's try not dying, okay?
[02:22:47] Let's try base TP strategy.
[02:22:51] I feel like this season is not worth to feed anymore.
[02:22:55] Like this is really not.
[02:22:58] kind of fell off this season the tempo advantage you used to get before you
[02:23:07] don't really get that anymore this is probably is better to stay alive
[02:23:12] has been slain
[02:23:14] what is he tepid back in the front row man? what is he doing?
[02:23:26] cannot let him back to lane here
[02:23:42] uuughhh uuughhh
[02:23:47] more than I see used flash as well
[02:23:50] I killed him
[02:23:52] watch that
[02:23:55] fully charged
[02:23:57] only left damage
[02:24:12] Don't start.
[02:24:19] I can't handle that much.
[02:24:24] Get him, Leona!
[02:24:37] Get my W.
[02:24:39] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
[02:24:51] It's a disaster
[02:24:55] It's a fucking disaster
[02:25:09] It is ulti going cool on their shot.
[02:25:26] More because it can't ulti sounds passive because it's like an interaction, it's like
[02:25:29] a bug I think.
[02:25:30] That's his ulti still going cool on your thing because he used it but it just
[02:25:35] doesn't go full because of the bug.
[02:25:38] I don't know
[02:26:08] slowly getting them down
[02:26:18] re-kill
[02:26:23] two
[02:26:27] that was nice about lane inverse of mordekaiser even though he fucks you one by one you can just get a gank off
[02:26:35] nice kill ever
[02:27:05] How good is Adam Levina with room 5 though? Best band ever.
[02:27:35] No way, no way
[02:28:05] I feel like he can just ult me when I'm dead.
[02:28:14] But how bad would it be to die though, to his ulti?
[02:28:22] I get the wave so if he ultes me now, he loses the entire wave.
[02:28:25] Think about it.
[02:28:26] And I got my wave.
[02:28:27] And I got my wave.
[02:28:32] He doesn't lose shit.
[02:28:39] And it's honestly not bad, though.
[02:28:42] I get his ulti out of the way and I can keep him back to lane.
[02:28:46] I think for a lane state point of view, this is probably better for me.
[02:28:57] Oh, I can actually play the game.
[02:29:07] I'm looking.
[02:29:50] Is it weird to do this? Problems?
[02:30:02] Love.
[02:30:06] I'd give more to Casafree base.
[02:30:10] That's whatever.
[02:30:20] reckless
[02:30:23] how's he back to Finland?
[02:30:25] love your man
[02:30:27] did you think he was reckless? he was good
[02:30:29] he was good, he was chill
[02:30:31] had a good time
[02:30:50] please
[02:31:02] big one for one
[02:31:20] The quiet beats me.
[02:31:42] These moves bring no pain.
[02:31:50] This Mordekaiser has no flash, no R. I should level 11 and try and kill him.
[02:31:57] But he has rocket belt. I hate when people rush rocket belt. It's like, fucking big flash.
[02:32:03] This is hard to kill. Cause I can't use ulti, but if he didn't have rocket belt I would just ult him.
[02:32:09] But he will just dodge it.
[02:32:20] Break the real
[02:32:34] And I do it anyways, I'm so stupid
[02:32:36] I am so fucked now. I'm so fucked. Why did I even do that? I literally said it was gonna
[02:32:51] happen to and I still do it
[02:32:53] What are you doing, Mordekaiser, what are we diving here, hello, hello.
[02:33:22] I
[02:33:31] Very nice
[02:33:33] Am I dead here? Taliyah's or something? I feel like enemies can play dragon. Yeah, I'm fine though
[02:33:49] I'll base, TP contact him
[02:33:52] Just farm, bunch of fucking gold, get gigaflade, boomst, boomst, what do you guys have I guess?
[02:34:19] I'm going to go in the middle, see if I can look for something.
[02:34:28] Die!
[02:34:29] Ha ha ha ha ha!
[02:34:30] Big!
[02:34:31] Big, big.
[02:34:32] Big.
[02:34:33] Big.
[02:34:34] Die!
[02:34:36] Ha ha ha ha!
[02:34:38] Big!
[02:34:40] Big!
[02:34:42] Big!
[02:34:44] Big!
[02:34:46] Our drums will drown out death screams!
[02:35:04] This guy has a single good deal, this is so crazy.
[02:35:29] fuck, he got his flash
[02:35:43] I probably could just let the vessel solo kill him and not die
[02:35:50] but low key and this is not even cope or anything
[02:35:54] Me dying for his flash is worth it.
[02:36:24] I'm not gonna die.
[02:36:37] That's real!
[02:36:46] Did I get this guy? Probably not.
[02:36:54] Love you, Bowsy.
[02:37:01] Trumbot, with more dk's we made maybe I can sneak a tower if I'm fast enough.
[02:37:14] that's good i'm actually dead
[02:37:30] I'm out, my timer is gone, that's life.
[02:37:59] No flash, no ult
[02:38:01] More dekai, so I don't think I'm gonna try and kill
[02:38:08] We fight this dragon 100%
[02:38:11] Can't just give up
[02:38:17] I'm more manly in base, would be a good base, but
[02:38:21] I don't think I can
[02:38:29] more because we both there oncoming
[02:38:33] go kill this guy
[02:38:39] inter no
[02:38:44] i think i was in there
[02:38:51] Kion is kind of spitting in our face, that's not good, good dragon.
[02:39:21] Nice.
[02:39:22] I just realized we're playing double mage comp.
[02:39:45] feel like we're getting outscaled with that
[02:40:15] and the brooks in a wave brooks in a wave
[02:40:26] yo we should fuck them mid top any anywhere we see more the cats which is
[02:40:32] spied now
[02:40:39] got him
[02:40:40] whohoho this guy too come on
[02:40:43] yeah die and then the baron come on come on
[02:40:49] surely this is doable
[02:40:53] more because he's coming
[02:40:56] I'll die. I better miss the tank.
[02:41:03] We're also fucking done with the scruple.
[02:41:10] Okay, I'm tipping bot.
[02:41:15] Oh, we're fighting.
[02:41:17] Oh
[02:41:24] Yeah, I'm burning always fake we please come to now and do a rank one climb
[02:41:29] These now dogs need to be put in their place and you're the only man with enough testosterone to get the job done
[02:41:35] Be it really coming in nice burn always fake to start never do Baron again for fake is objective ever
[02:41:44] Go to NA
[02:42:17] the solo queue ladder
[02:42:34] that I'm leaving off the high of lost retos and
[02:42:38] All of this stuff the Korean challenge hitting challenge in Korea. I'm still living off of that
[02:42:43] I don't want to get exposed yet as being a terrible player, right now I was the guy who solo killed and took down T1 and solo killed Faker
[02:42:53] I'm that guy right now, you know
[02:42:56] So I'm gonna stick to that for as long as I can
[02:43:02] 28 months, I have a sickness and the only cure is small bousin, GL
[02:43:07] They have soul in one minute, I can hextech again by the way.
[02:43:18] Well I don't get it, I have to go top here once.
[02:43:33] should engage on them. Full prior everything. We should take full control, Leona, wrong side,
[02:43:45] wrong side Leona, we need your whores. No timing control there is critical by the way.
[02:43:58] How did this happen?
[02:44:09] It should be good now
[02:44:15] Ah, the slowd
[02:44:20] He's winning, right? Yes, sir. You already know this. You already know that she's winning
[02:44:28] Nice, this fight was fun.
[02:44:34] Care POV, care POV here really?
[02:44:38] Really, we're calling out for the care POV in this fight?
[02:44:42] When my damage per health was almost 2 times
[02:44:47] and 2 mages in the team and I get Mordekaiser ulti
[02:44:52] I
[02:44:54] Solo solo tank the more guys will be and we're calling for care of you. We really I
[02:44:59] Think you I think you and me have different opinions on what the care getting carried means
[02:45:06] Or what that even means you're not supposed to use that even when I'm carrying guys
[02:45:22] You see
[02:45:30] CREAT!
[02:45:32] Kicked in the fucking face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get them all up. Yeah
[02:45:37] Ayyyyyy
[02:45:51] We're doing this dark shit Baron objective again
[02:45:53] I'm telling you this objective is fake man
[02:46:07] Oh nice, my jungler is not here by the way.
[02:46:23] I got it!
[02:46:27] this objective is fake as fuck bro every time I bro fucking message to the league of lettuce
[02:46:46] community man please please stop with this fucking Baron
[02:46:51] run. Baron is always fake. There's no, bro, bro, bro.
[02:46:59] We're buffed that doesn't even do anything. Nice.
[02:47:10] Always fake, chat. The only objective that matters in League of Legends are dragons.
[02:47:14] If you ace them, just go push lanes, don't go baron, go push lanes, always, that's
[02:47:22] measures to the league of lanes community.
[02:47:34] We're back to square one now, game's gonna be a little bit rough, they have two edge
[02:47:38] I think I beat Morikai's in 1v1 because I'm so fed.
[02:47:59] I'm fighting constantly. I wonder what I'll do with this.
[02:48:02] I go in there
[02:48:21] Oh
[02:48:23] come on come on I'm doing as best as I can I'm doing 9000 damage in this team
[02:48:39] fight so like guys I don't even know how we're not how we're not winning this
[02:48:43] this crazy doing everything I can I'm getting no crits I'm getting like
[02:48:52] Super unlucky with the crits. I had 50% crit chance
[02:48:57] Like what and I barely ever crit Ezreal like one of the chance of me critting with 50%
[02:49:17] Go solo
[02:49:19] Take mid wave, I take bot wave and then we regroup.
[02:49:30] I keep getting more the guys will tell us what to do sometime.
[02:49:39] He's at a little bit of flag angle.
[02:49:46] You think you win this?
[02:49:50] You think you win this?
[02:49:59] Here I wouldn't like to, I mean I'm full build right so I don't actually need resources.
[02:50:18] After you win a teamfight, split off.
[02:50:21] My Sunderer should probably go bot, my Ambassador should go mid, and like just farm resources
[02:50:27] everywhere. I guess I'm basically going to angle so that kind of makes sense. I'm forming
[02:50:35] a bunch but I can't really use the gold. I can get 6-5 then but I have to sell boots.
[02:50:45] anvil to the game Riot. But hex optics. Chills. This item shouldn't work. I swear this item
[02:51:03] on paper like just looks like the most dark shit thing ever. But I swear every time I
[02:51:08] buy it it just feels it just feels like so good for some reason I don't know I can't explain it
[02:51:16] it actually feels like it's like golden item on melee champion
[02:51:38] No! I'm fucking cornered!
[02:51:46] Oh, I missed that here.
[02:51:50] Yeah, I can move.
[02:51:52] He's going for wave, I think.
[02:51:54] I won't lose again.
[02:51:58] Maybe I should run for the fight, actually.
[02:52:00] I probably better to go for wave, we get full laced here so now they can't end the list.
[02:52:17] There we go Byron, but that's a fake objective, so all good.
[02:52:26] I don't even know why I'm ulting in there on the brawl, like, I'm strong I think.
[02:52:56] I don't think she can actually 100-zero me.
[02:53:56] I'll run top, I'm well doing one, no soloing one minute again.
[02:54:09] I don't really have a target to kill here because I have double spell shield and S rule.
[02:54:13] So like honestly the best thing in the teamfight is just get more decays ruled in and then
[02:54:19] I won we won him.
[02:54:24] scenario
[02:54:38] would have been this rocker belt
[02:54:48] got to be made to be a little bit faster
[02:54:52] excuse me shield
[02:54:54] No way she hit that.
[02:55:19] Here of course I hit the Taliyah with the ultimate, even though she had spell shield.
[02:55:24] For someone who has a spell shield, one thing you can do on Sarn is you can W and then
[02:55:28] ult.
[02:55:30] And then right before your ult is about to hit, you detonate your W to proc the shield
[02:55:34] so that the ult hits.
[02:55:36] You know.
[02:55:37] So that's the other thing you can do.
[02:55:45] another end here i think
[02:55:51] with the knifters also can i use less
[02:55:55] more special
[02:56:03] oh she got ulted
[02:56:07] we help her or leave her
[02:56:09] I'm sorry!
[02:56:23] I should hold it.
[02:56:26] Bye bye!
[02:56:33] Please run.
[02:56:55] We used to have to fight in both sides, so I think they have everything they want, such
[02:56:58] as probably go topside.
[02:57:02] Like now I don't care about farm or side lane or anything like this anymore.
[02:57:05] I have full build and still aim into the game.
[02:57:08] Low key just perma-groove and beyond flag.
[02:57:27] I want Syndra, yeah this is good.
[02:57:29] Syndra, go split.
[02:57:31] I have a shadow here
[02:57:42] Yes, I'm gonna see
[02:57:44] I'm gonna help you
[02:57:54] It's such a bad fight
[02:58:01] We failed flash!
[02:58:03] Oh no!
[02:58:05] Please!
[02:58:13] I don't want to play this anymore, I don't have my ultimate.
[02:58:19] Oh my god, I thought it was Qiyana, I could have killed this real.
[02:58:25] Oh my god, oh my god.
[02:58:27] Bro, why is there nothing like this?
[02:58:29] We have no Gion here now.
[02:58:38] I'm going top.
[02:58:48] She can't have a ward, she has Oracle Dance.
[02:58:59] I'm probably dead I'm not going to get him either
[02:59:13] right nice low How bad is this?
[02:59:18] Is the game losing?
[02:59:20] nice sightseeing, she's here
[02:59:22] she's in
[02:59:23] oh she's gonna die if i see this
[02:59:25] leona
[02:59:26] oh my god
[02:59:32] i'm best on each one that resets
[02:59:34] and she wipes us again
[02:59:36] i hope she doesn't take damage
[02:59:41] riot
[02:59:43] riot
[02:59:45] i'm best
[02:59:47] through them steps
[02:59:49] I just have it's disgusting
[02:59:52] I was disgusting
[02:59:58] One guy in chat said carry POV again if your damage is greater than your health
[03:00:05] You did good in the team fight
[03:00:08] This is this has been proven
[03:00:12] Damage greater than health you did good
[03:00:16] Everyone knows this
[03:00:19] and we get soul right start it or I think if I do I'm just gonna get caught
[03:00:37] It's free, they're not gonna wanna...
[03:00:53] The enemy for Kibbiton is respawned.
[03:01:00] I'm a little bit late.
[03:01:04] You could just finish Rake as well.
[03:01:16] Tenna!
[03:01:21] Uh oh.
[03:01:23] W, W!
[03:01:31] And that's GG. I'll be LTP and that should be GG.
[03:01:42] Yona no ulti, she's useless.
[03:01:44] Kill her and end her.
[03:01:47] Cabo.
[03:01:48] well play babus i love you
[03:01:54] i love you too
[03:02:18] I want a game on scion are you serious I want a game on scion wow well it's a lifetime
[03:02:36] What the fuck is this?
[03:02:49] Master Osepetal redeemed Baus naked bot for 5 million Baus points.
[03:02:58] What the hell?
[03:03:00] What the hell?
[03:03:04] God damn, that's a lot of points.
[03:03:15] Show it, why would any of you guys get the reward when he's the one who paid for it?
[03:03:27] You can eat nap in my DMs. I got you man.
[03:03:37] VIP, you can get VIP. 5 million is a lot of points.
[03:03:49] There you go. You're part of the VIP squad.
[03:03:54] Congrats, man. You're part of the cool kid's club now.
[03:04:04] Only on Maroon Monday.
[03:04:19] Are you hyped for the arena changes?
[03:04:22] Yeah, I hope they do a good job.
[03:04:25] Arena has been very the same thing for a while now, so I'm an Arena enjoyer, so I'm excited
[03:04:31] for changes to the game mode for sure.
[03:04:34] Luciano invites Grandad Frankie on stage for an emotional duet, auditions, BGT 2026.
[03:04:49] One to six.
[03:04:50] Hello!
[03:04:51] What's your name?
[03:04:52] My name's Luciano.
[03:04:53] Oh, hello there.
[03:04:54] No.
[03:04:55] Aw.
[03:04:56] Who are you with?
[03:04:57] I'm with my mom, my granddad, and my dad, and my mom.
[03:05:00] So, what are you going to be doing today?
[03:05:03] I'm going to be here singing.
[03:05:05] Oh, my God.
[03:05:06] When did this start?
[03:05:07] It started when my mom and dad went to work, and my mom and dad went to work.
[03:05:16] When my mom and dad went to work and my granddad and my dad looked after me and my granddad was singing in care homes
[03:05:23] So I used to go along and like start singing with him
[03:05:30] I like singing with my granddad so I really would like if Granddad could sing with me today
[03:05:46] Oh, you're gonna be in big trouble
[03:06:06] All this really emotional forever
[03:06:08] So, this is your granddad?
[03:06:14] Yes.
[03:06:15] And he thought you just watched you sing, right?
[03:06:18] Yes.
[03:06:19] Come on, Patrick!
[03:06:23] This is so cute.
[03:06:28] Frankie, I was quite comfortable sat there.
[03:06:32] How was your feeling?
[03:06:36] Why don't you guys go back Dave, just...
[03:06:43] Shad, I'm going to get into the audition after the game, okay?
[03:06:48] I'm going to keep the tab open to make sure that we don't miss it.
[03:06:51] But I don't want to start the audition and pause the mid-through.
[03:07:03] This britain is gonna tell us the best show in the entire world, to be honest.
[03:07:14] Joza, come to Korea, darling.
[03:07:18] Ah, well yeah well yeah well yeah.
[03:07:22] I can't go the same time as you go well yeah.
[03:07:24] Like you're over here getting rank one, you're popping off.
[03:07:28] If I go the same time as you, everybody will compare us.
[03:07:31] And now we just get Magged on site
[03:07:43] No, but I actually got some plans in Sweden to do
[03:07:46] We should go NA Worlds though, Velja
[03:07:51] Worlds finals we go NA together
[03:08:01] or we can just like fuck it we let's just go to Thailand this is good to
[03:08:09] Thailand fuck it that would be hell of a trip
[03:08:14] Vayne top with ignite, enemy has 4 AD champions, hello, who drafted here?
[03:08:32] i hate to say it, but i think self stun item might have value in this game
[03:09:02] that gives fucking vision, like how office does
[03:09:29] yeah nice nice man like what do I do what does the camp player I just get
[03:09:42] ignited and then she can see me
[03:10:12] The main thing here, I guess I am.
[03:10:32] oh oh oh oh oh wait
[03:10:40] fuck down name one thing better than
[03:10:49] killing a vein top you can't pre-question
[03:10:53] He's like such a half crash by the way, it's not the greatest.
[03:11:11] I don't really have a good reset either.
[03:11:13] I need AP.
[03:11:16] I sell for blasting. I might just do that.
[03:11:26] Fuck, so after the kill on Bean, I should have just taken nothing and I should just recall on the spot I guess. God damn it.
[03:11:33] I could have died this turn that for me.
[03:11:46] But you know I never felt defeated
[03:12:16] I'll light the way back to the pit you crawled up.
[03:12:26] Oh, this is some shit ganks I'm not gonna lie.
[03:12:39] I'm dead.
[03:13:07] Now I put my serious helmet on.
[03:13:33] How can I play the game? I'm so far behind now.
[03:13:37] I guess it's cannon waves I can't proxy this way
[03:14:37] this is pretty clean bro melee vain melee vain is basically like I'm so done
[03:14:43] with this fucking champion man like it's so disgusting
[03:14:50] Maybe don't jump on her, okay.
[03:15:08] I'm getting taught by fucking Silver Trash Dagon chat how to play top laner.
[03:15:13] Yeah, don't jump on ranged top laner.
[03:15:15] Yeah, and we picked ranged top laner, whatever you do, don't try and engage with them.
[03:15:19] Yeah, do that in your game, see what happens.
[03:15:23] The entire point of a ranged top lane is to fucking poke.
[03:15:26] I can't, I can't, I can't.
[03:15:28] I'm just getting rage paid at this point.
[03:15:38] I'm jumping on there.
[03:15:40] I'm taking the wave and probably dying for it.
[03:15:44] I have to hit her the other way so I don't get being in aggro.
[03:15:49] What are you doing now?
[03:15:52] I'm not sure if we're in, fuck.
[03:15:56] Dude.
[03:16:00] Fucking FF.
[03:16:12] It's all disgusting experience, man.
[03:16:49] Good. Impressive.
[03:17:49] Just FF 15 minutes, get me out.
[03:18:19] I don't want to just go home.
[03:18:49] close
[03:19:19] you buy Doran's helmet when it's out that looks like the worst fucking enemy in the game
[03:19:34] I'm not gonna lie, I don't think anyone's gonna buy it, not even Casante.
[03:20:34] It's actually so unplayable, it's insane.
[03:21:04] One more minute and we're out of here finally.
[03:23:34] She's so shit of the game.
[03:24:04] I'm gonna kill you both now.
[03:25:21] he doesn't run out of the fucking tunnels or what
[03:25:41] an ally has been slain
[03:25:46] An ally has been slain. An enemy has been slain.
[03:27:16] I got dragon and top tier one, what is everything doing?
[03:27:22] Again, my vene is so complete, he fucking boosts up the game, she's strong at the game
[03:28:46] Nothing wrong with the life of Pete, he never liked it.
[03:28:51] Your plan is in the story for the moment.
[03:29:00] Oh my god.
[03:29:07] Are you going back?
[03:31:09] I'm gonna double kill you.
[03:31:14] I'm gonna double kill you.
[03:32:39] it's over
[03:32:46] I
[03:33:06] Baby
[03:34:46] you
[03:35:46] I'm back.
[03:36:45] I'm about to maroon all over this Monday let me turn that up
[03:37:15] Can you tell us a story about old league days?
[03:37:33] Old League of Legends.
[03:37:34] Season 3, Season 4, maybe even earlier, maybe even later.
[03:37:44] If someone got a penta kill, your team, enemy team, it didn't matter, everyone in the chat
[03:37:52] would go crazy, even enemies would be like, oh my god, congratulations, huge penta bro!
[03:38:00] It's kinda wholesome.
[03:38:03] Actually kinda wholesome, like in a ranking as well.
[03:38:09] Now it's like fucking ff
[03:38:13] Dark Shit Team X9
[03:38:39] They have to pick AP top laner, like they have to pick AP top laner.
[03:39:08] Go Sion, there's not many counters, there's not many AP counters to Sion, except Darkseal.
[03:39:22] I'm probably playing tank, Sion, this game.
[03:39:28] Even if they go Gwyn.
[03:39:31] Gwyn!
[03:39:32] Oh, Kale, okay.
[03:39:34] Really, no Gwyn?
[03:39:36] We're picking Kayle? Really?
[03:39:40] Tank or AD Chat?
[03:39:44] I'll go tank.
[03:39:49] I played AD earlier. Go tank now.
[03:40:01] Their only max health damage is YW.
[03:40:06] Maybe hard to see the angle, we'll see.
[03:40:36] I could just go hard Silja I could go to the giga build.
[03:40:59] The one that is not super good super optimal when it comes to winning games but the one
[03:41:04] like giga stacks every stat the horse still bloodmail titanic
[03:41:10] thunder sky combo I will get one shot but I will one shot it's a dope on
[03:41:18] in the building exactly.
[03:41:48] I'm gonna delay my death until next wave
[03:42:06] I was a lot more damaged than I expected, my bad.
[03:42:26] Did you recall my Shadysham?
[03:42:31] She's dead. Hello?
[03:42:36] Oh my god, I agreed for the canadine to get it.
[03:42:38] Do you have a Cyan tattoo?
[03:42:42] Cyan tattoo? I don't have any tattoos.
[03:42:56] Okay, we got her back big kill
[03:43:08] Actually save the she loses so much
[03:43:21] I'm be
[03:43:26] So do I go cool? I don't think so. I go double ruby right?
[03:43:33] Cause if I go cool I have to go longsword and if I go double longsword I won't be able to get hard steel.
[03:43:38] So I'm gonna go double ruby so I can get hard steel but I'm probably getting cool a little bit later this game.
[03:43:56] I'm going to die for the lvl 6.
[03:44:24] I'm winning, I'm playing so fucking disrespectful by the way, I'm still winning the trades.
[03:44:52] I never thought Caitlyn was a good champion
[03:44:54] She's just ass
[03:45:03] I thought she's dead
[03:45:10] Oh my god help me
[03:45:22] Bro this is so weird, this on base is like good death, good death.
[03:45:37] And then it's like Wurf talking about me and then the Kaisa is pinging Bard Flash,
[03:45:41] bro I feel like I'm being watched by my own team more like, I feel like everyone
[03:45:48] has their eyes on my fucking lane, instead of focusing on their own lane.
[03:46:12] We're looking for Kayle flash, it's probably up soon, not yet though.
[03:46:18] dead
[03:46:26] another ult
[03:46:42] where is she going?
[03:46:45] But we're still vulti then
[03:47:06] Okay, you wanna go back to lane?
[03:47:14] Nice, oh beautiful, oh and she ulted and she flashed and she still died, hahaha
[03:47:35] It's literally Kayle vs Morgana, for those that don't know they are like sisters I think
[03:47:46] I can't get in the wire, there are angels.
[03:48:16] Just try to poke her every chance I get.
[03:48:26] Don't have her breed for even a second.
[03:48:33] More poke.
[03:48:35] Oh, that didn't go off.
[03:48:42] I'll slow damage.
[03:48:48] I'll be a base on this triangle.
[03:48:53] Need this wave though for horse deal.
[03:49:04] Oh yeah.
[03:49:12] I think they're...
[03:49:42] Usually what Kale says do is they rush swiftness boots. Okay she got it now.
[03:49:48] Exhaar from it, it's my ulti.
[03:49:52] Okay, I want to stack you.
[03:50:17] I got a ulti! Where's the ulti? Kale! Kale!
[03:50:25] Oh my god. She can't really do anything against this strategy. The in and out, you know.
[03:50:36] Going in, charging Q, taking one turret shot, going out, re-setting turret aggro, then going back in.
[03:50:43] It's not normal she can do
[03:50:51] Her shamp is useless
[03:51:03] So close
[03:51:13] I'm going Tabi, no swiftness boots, I mean I could have went swiftness but I got Tabi.
[03:51:41] It's the only resistance that I'm gonna have this game so it's kind of important.
[03:52:03] Right, so I've heard this song five times today, by the way.
[03:52:06] haha
[03:52:07] oh my gosh
[03:52:20] i'm gonna f*** him
[03:52:24] thank you
[03:52:26] oh boy
[03:52:36] Thank you another stack.
[03:52:38] Kill me.
[03:52:43] Reelable?
[03:52:46] Come on.
[03:52:51] You're gonna make it!
[03:52:52] Oh no!
[03:52:54] No, no!
[03:52:56] Oh my god.
[03:52:59] It's a blood map dude.
[03:53:06] I appreciate I stacked every single one
[03:53:09] I'm just running
[03:53:24] I'm B
[03:53:34] I'm gonna be dead
[03:53:36] I'm gonna be dead here
[03:53:37] I should go for the wave
[03:53:39] I really scape that.
[03:53:46] Get the wave instead.
[03:53:53] One.
[03:53:54] One.
[03:53:55] I'm cool.
[03:54:24] Since I am priority number one in early mid game is to get farm, go wherever lane you get
[03:54:28] farming.
[03:54:29] So here like usually you want to go to the lane that has a tower, I've taken everything
[03:54:34] here but because ambassador didn't took my farm I have to go top and take that farm.
[03:54:39] Break this up it doesn't matter, I'm going to whatever lane I get farming.
[03:54:43] If you don't get far, you can be useless
[03:54:57] They could make a cross map lay on me
[03:54:59] But we take dragons, yeah
[03:55:01] They're here, so it's probably safe
[03:55:13] I don't know what to do with this guy, but I don't know what to do with this guy, so I'm
[03:55:37] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[03:55:41] Obviously if you form an enemy and I still get the wave this one is gonna be worth it.
[03:55:44] We're gonna get both of our...
[03:55:46] We're gonna get a mid-play that's gonna be good.
[03:55:48] It's gonna be very nice.
[03:55:52] Good job, team.
[03:55:53] I'm not sure if he's dead or not.
[03:56:03] I'm not sure if he's dead or not.
[03:56:13] Kill!
[03:56:15] KILL!
[03:56:17] BROCK!
[03:56:25] Haha, that is such a satisfying
[03:56:29] proc, coursing proc.
[03:56:31] Nice clean.
[03:56:43] Turn the shit music off!
[03:56:46] Bro, what do you mean?
[03:56:48] Screw you, man!
[03:56:50] It's not shit music!
[03:56:57] I'm about to like try and dive, slowly.
[03:57:01] I think I'm alone here, they're making a pop play, such a look.
[03:57:07] AHHHH!
[03:57:08] I don't see anything else.
[03:57:12] Where did her health bar go?
[03:57:16] Get him!
[03:57:18] Okay!
[03:57:21] Nice!
[03:57:26] With tier 3 towers, very important, don't actually kill them.
[03:57:31] Leave them on one plate, leave them on two plates.
[03:57:34] You should never kill the tier 3 power until you killed all the tier 2's
[03:57:44] What? I'm getting beaten?
[03:57:46] You're allowed to hit playing
[03:57:51] You're allowed to hit playing but you're not allowed to kill it
[03:57:57] No satisfying sounds
[03:57:59] most satisfying effect is maybe storm surge killer when you kill him or crypto
[03:58:06] bloom effect
[03:58:10] I don't want to take anyone's wave but I'm best at always bot, I want to go bot
[03:58:14] this guy's just inting. Now I have to go top lane. I grew for dragon I guess.
[03:58:23] Elder yeah, Elder kill is going to do as well.
[03:58:29] I'm going bot.
[03:58:41] I don't think I should ult here, I won't have ulti for dragon then.
[03:58:56] Blitz will get her anyways
[03:59:22] Split, let's go, dad
[03:59:26] Put a ward on the faylight, you can't get ganked anymore, gg, this tower is mine, if
[03:59:39] I see them I see them.
[03:59:44] Oh my god, what are we doing?
[04:00:08] Now I'm gonna hit this tower and once again you don't actually want to clear it, just want
[04:00:19] to take as many plays as you can without killing it pretty much.
[04:00:24] I could take one more.
[04:00:26] I'm dead.
[04:00:28] I must have.
[04:00:31] I'm dead
[04:00:39] This is a lot more damage than I expected
[04:00:45] This dead is fed, holy fuck
[04:00:47] He's 11 and 2
[04:00:50] Let's not get from him
[04:00:55] Enophilus is pushing and we're gonna lose dragon
[04:00:57] Alright, we lost the game
[04:00:59] I'm so lost right now
[04:01:25] I'm going to look at Philius, I guess
[04:01:29] It's too late, it's kind of a waste.
[04:01:41] Do I TP here?
[04:01:44] I can't move, I don't have ult, it's stupid.
[04:01:52] I'm still healing maybe.
[04:01:59] I feel like I could have had that.
[04:02:06] Fuck.
[04:02:07] So close.
[04:02:08] There's no objective really, then I'm going to start firing, so I might as well look for
[04:02:33] pick when this side comes.
[04:02:41] One of them.
[04:02:48] only one is not close, we will be a pig aswell
[04:03:05] excuse me?
[04:03:14] i need to get a reset man
[04:03:16] what am i doing i'm just wasting time
[04:03:27] i could hit the tower honestly
[04:03:30] maybe thats what i should be doing
[04:03:33] this fight is taking down since we have ulti at first
[04:03:40] she has ulti
[04:03:42] WOOOOOOOWWWWWW
[04:03:44] WOOOOOOOWWWW
[04:03:46] WOOOOOWWWW
[04:03:48] I'm not gonna take a name, I don't think I'm gonna be
[04:03:58] Last item
[04:04:02] Any suggestions?
[04:04:06] Hellfrog record
[04:04:08] Set the angle we're going for
[04:04:12] I if you actually want highest damage item it's actually not I it's it's lower
[04:04:23] Dominic's or more reminder it's much better
[04:04:27] I need to be careful getting caught, I don't have swiftness if they ever get on me, I can
[04:04:46] It's impossible to get out.
[04:04:51] I hear how can I even run here?
[04:05:03] Only way out is in!
[04:05:05] I'm dead by the way.
[04:05:07] Why is he coming?
[04:05:16] Die! Die! Die! Die! I can't believe I'm so out of power back then.
[04:05:36] Alright, not bad! This is pretty worth it. This is pretty worth it. They send all people
[04:05:44] for us still kill the phelios not bad guys low key go flip baron guys low key
[04:05:57] don't listen can't break
[04:06:02] Flip the Baron! Flip the Baron! Oh my god!
[04:06:11] This is losing. I'm on TP.
[04:06:18] Good luck. Okay.
[04:06:22] Okay, hang on. You're my bad.
[04:06:28] get him
[04:06:33] now blitz is shotcaller for long
[04:06:40] well that's appropriate
[04:06:51] let's go in game of course
[04:06:58] I can end with ulti by the way.
[04:07:05] She left the kaisa left.
[04:07:07] You are kidding me.
[04:07:08] Get me out!
[04:07:09] Get me out!
[04:07:10] Get me out!
[04:07:11] Kaisa left!
[04:07:12] What are we doing?
[04:07:13] get me out! get me out! get me out! tanks are left! what are we doing? oh my god we got
[04:07:30] loose drake. no. i'm gonna push a little bit but this is bad everybody died. no one important
[04:07:38] died though for real
[04:07:49] Do I get to dragon in time
[04:08:05] Gather gather gather
[04:08:08] I do no damage
[04:08:15] I'm out
[04:08:17] Hey, chill, chill!
[04:08:24] I do no damage
[04:08:26] I'm sure we're in Lord Office
[04:08:33] You're serious
[04:08:39] I'm dead
[04:08:51] Oh
[04:08:54] My bad
[04:08:58] My bad, I got Kale flash now Kale is level 16. She's she's a champion now
[04:09:05] She probably gonna carry. This game is good
[04:09:16] My ambassador is 4.15 by the way. How can you go 4.15? How are these people not permanent after the game?
[04:09:23] That's my question
[04:09:28] Nice kills
[04:09:35] I have 8500 health at 29 minutes, that's pretty good.
[04:09:50] I'm on an insane pace.
[04:09:56] I set boost now and I get another health fight on.
[04:10:00] I mean that's obviously the wrong thing to do, I should probably get an armor item or something, if I can actually tank.
[04:10:08] We're getting a health item, it's more fun.
[04:10:18] I have TP in 7.
[04:10:24] If we kill Kaelos, huge.
[04:10:30] nice
[04:10:44] i can't deal with the phoenix
[04:10:46] i'm so vive
[04:10:48] at the top
[04:11:00] I'm gonna take this.
[04:11:10] Oh no, actually the third one.
[04:11:20] I got one turret what's happening in our base team like are we not they're free
[04:11:40] How many people on me guys? How are we losing our base?
[04:11:52] Are we gonna die?
[04:11:54] Or not?
[04:11:55] Okay, the Vite dies here.
[04:12:04] Helper, helper, helper!
[04:12:06] Okay, okay, I can TP
[04:12:24] I think the fight is over, we just take Baron, I think, or Drake
[04:12:31] We're pinging Baron, we're gonna lose soul, I'm telling you this so bad
[04:12:36] Varan is so fake.
[04:12:51] Yeah, now I'm supposed to solo hold dragon.
[04:12:54] I guess they're two dead. Maybe I can.
[04:13:06] Get him!
[04:13:08] Okay, we should take it.
[04:13:13] Wow!
[04:13:16] Alright, we're kinda stabilizing, we're good, we have Baron now, we have Baron, I'm gonna
[04:13:23] Wow!
[04:13:24] Alright, we're kinda stabilizing, we're good, we have Baron now, we have Baron, I'm gonna
[04:13:34] push our top heat.
[04:13:36] I have like 12 CS in this game.
[04:13:43] I could sell boots for 10,000 health, but it's not the best item, it's not good.
[04:14:01] Kill is doing the exacts of what I'm doing, he's pushing out the inhibitor lane.
[04:14:07] I'm baron though so
[04:14:13] I'm getting pink to be careful
[04:14:17] Gonna be
[04:14:20] Okay, this being I don't need to done
[04:14:30] Now we go this is great now go all top with these cannons don't get caught
[04:14:37] Winnable?
[04:14:44] Okay, I'm finished now, I think I was taking habit there.
[04:14:57] I don't know if this is good or not.
[04:15:03] I don't wanna, I wanna assess the situation before I decide
[04:15:11] Ah, he was losing fight, he was losing fight, let's be for real
[04:15:17] He was losing fight
[04:15:18] Guys, this is not on me!
[04:15:20] Bro, I'm getting brain but his base came
[04:15:22] Bro, I'm assessing the situation, are you serious?
[04:15:25] Bro, this is crazy, this is crazy
[04:15:33] 10k health or damage
[04:15:36] ongoing damage
[04:15:42] Bro, I ulted a felios, he flashed bro, this is crazy. I took the inhibitor and got a felios flash
[04:15:49] And this is crazy
[04:15:52] I won't listen to what this guy says
[04:16:00] Maybe a felios comes here
[04:16:03] I have 9.4k health, 570 AD, I said it's still there.
[04:16:32] I feel there's no flash, I said it's still pushing by the way, no!
[04:16:48] I gotta go base might lose the game
[04:16:56] I'm here by the way
[04:17:00] But I lost
[04:17:03] Yeah
[04:17:05] I can stop
[04:17:07] It's complete GG
[04:17:10] Oh
[04:17:11] Oh
[04:17:12] Oh
[04:17:14] Wait I died mid air
[04:17:17] Oh I knew I should have based man
[04:17:20] I knew I should have done that
[04:17:23] GG
[04:17:25] I'm here with
[04:17:26] You are kidding me.
[04:17:36] You are kidding me.
[04:17:44] Nice loss. I don't even know why this Blitzcrank is talking towards my direction. You're so shit at the game.
[04:17:50] Why are you talking towards my direction?
[04:17:56] terrible player holy fuck come on we won this come on we won bro like holy shit
[04:18:56] I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
[04:19:06] I don't know what to do with this game.
[04:19:16] There is so tilting that we even lose this game, like what the fuck.
[04:19:40] champion, no more saiyan.
[04:20:10] We never watched the video. Let's continue.
[04:20:15] So you can like sort yourself, because obviously it's a bit of a shock.
[04:20:20] Yeah, go and get a bit of water.
[04:20:22] It's okay.
[04:20:23] Yeah, absolutely.
[04:20:27] So for context guys, the kid came to Britain's Got Talent for an audition
[04:20:36] And then he invited his granddad in the audience on the spot, randomly.
[04:20:44] Now they're gonna do it too well.
[04:20:48] Welcome back.
[04:20:49] Thank you.
[04:20:50] How are you feeling?
[04:20:51] I'm alright now actually.
[04:20:52] Good.
[04:20:53] You were very emotional before.
[04:20:55] Well, often do you ever get the chance to sing with your grandson in front of some lovely people in yourselves.
[04:21:00] He's the most kindest, loving, adorable little boy you could ever want to meet.
[04:21:05] You can see that genuinely.
[04:21:06] He says, great.
[04:21:07] That is what love is.
[04:21:09] Thank you so much.
[04:21:10] Seriously.
[04:21:11] APPLAUSE
[04:21:12] Aw.
[04:21:13] All right.
[04:21:14] Good luck, both of you.
[04:21:15] Thank you.
[04:21:16] APPLAUSE
[04:21:17] There we go.
[04:21:18] Thank you.
[04:21:19] Thank you, mate.
[04:21:20] APPLAUSE
[04:21:35] You gotta help me, I'm losing my mind
[04:21:40] You better let's be, I'm leaving all behind
[04:21:44] For we were coming strong, for we were coming home
[04:21:49] Always
[04:21:51] Oh yeah
[04:21:52] I'm on your side
[04:21:54] No they don't teach you this way
[04:21:57] Scream, never heard of breaking
[04:22:00] I held you
[04:22:32] Come on people. This is good.
[04:23:02] Wow, this is great. I got into a game though. I feel like you won't believe what I'm playing.
[04:23:19] This is something I haven't played in a really, really long time.
[04:23:23] Yeah, boom, Ambessa.
[04:23:30] He's been a good miniser to play an Ambessa game.
[04:23:34] It was a period of time where I was the best Ambessa in the world actually, but then
[04:23:40] I don't know what to say, so I'm just playing around.
[04:24:03] I'm pretty sure that's the end of the story.
[04:24:05] We'll see about that.
[04:24:10] Can you explain how this chat you can tell our champions?
[04:24:23] Basically what Riot did and what they still do a lot is, players will find something
[04:24:33] very unique with a champion and that looks really opn that is like kind of unbalanced
[04:24:38] And then Riot's approach is just to take and remove it from the game and like make the champion more balanced towards the game.
[04:24:57] Makes sense?
[04:24:59] Yeah, but it's more like targeted towards like taking away the fun stuff. I don't know how to explain it.
[04:25:08] Rammus is a perfect example of this. Rammus, before they chatted GPTVM, he was insanely overpowered,
[04:25:19] like completely overpowered, he couldn't play versus it, if you were only AD.
[04:25:26] And then Riot decided, no, this is wrong, this is unbalanced. So what Riot did is,
[04:25:33] Riot made Rammus, instead of being a gig-accounter to AD champions, they made Rammus work against
[04:25:40] wall champions.
[04:25:41] They gave inbuilt MR into his passive and NW.
[04:25:47] So nowadays you can pick Rammus into any type of teamcom, and it's balanced.
[04:25:51] So that's like a chat to the people, of like, kind of ruining an identity of a champion,
[04:25:58] he wanted to be more balanced.
[04:26:09] It's like Malfi for some, but Malfi works really good into full AD comps.
[04:26:13] I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a rework in the future, you know, where they remove that factor.
[04:26:18] And they make it more all-around champion.
[04:26:21] Doesn't take down with so many others.
[04:26:28] I'm canceling out us. It's been a while since I played on BESA. I played on 1v1 on BESA yesterday.
[04:26:35] This kid, we played Clash. And this kid asked me for 1v1 after the Clash game. So I destroyed him on BESA.
[04:26:49] I still got it. I still got it.
[04:26:58] Oh, I could have gone pop in this game, I didn't think I would have popped the champion, with my insane.
[04:27:24] Oh, no W, free kill now.
[04:27:56] Oh my god my moon is playing for stream time
[04:28:15] Fuck
[04:28:26] Well, you know how Ambassador games go, basically what you do is you play the game and the game
[04:28:47] is actually, you know, quite challenging and you play and it's like, oh shit, here
[04:28:51] I gotta do this and here I gotta do that.
[04:28:53] And you basically do this on Ambassador until you get three items and once you get three items the game ends on the spot
[04:29:00] enemy Nexus explodes
[04:29:05] It's castling on steroids
[04:29:23] People still go Eclipse on Ambassador? I don't think so, right? But I am just fake.
[04:29:53] Oh my god, what the fuck?
[04:30:17] rock
[04:30:33] no enemy all allies will stand in my way
[04:32:17] I
[04:32:27] Need my time and what the fuck
[04:32:47] I will never stumble
[04:32:49] never split
[04:33:05] secret mission
[04:34:17] You're dead
[04:34:23] I'm gonna angle is that I got me on this one
[04:34:47] I'm so fucking rusty on the champion, it's crazy.
[04:35:17] Nice Jarvan
[04:35:22] Fucking bitch, let's beat in your face
[04:36:17] Hello, Mr. Ghost, hope you have a good day and fast.
[04:36:33] This guy is trying way too many fancy stuff and not gonna lie
[04:36:36] This guy is trying to be a little bit too fancy
[04:36:39] who
[04:36:59] Jordan shampoos traps me I can't
[04:37:02] do anything
[04:37:35] Yeah, I'm not making it there guys, I'm gonna be honest.
[04:38:34] I'm going, I'm going!
[04:38:44] AHH!
[04:38:47] OHH!
[04:38:50] Nice!
[04:38:52] I'm dead.
[04:38:58] the
[04:39:20] spinning rumble
[04:39:21] think about it
[04:39:28] is anyone actually gonna fake wasty or is it fake?
[04:39:35] Kino stayed too far. Slipped through my fingers like sand. I will not lose my gold.
[04:39:49] Isn't it out already? No one plays it. I feel like you could tell that someone would play it. You'll see by the moment.
[04:40:00] I say that I am old.
[04:40:05] try it, i tried it, it's impossible
[04:40:18] something is so weird man, like my autos are going, places i don't even know
[04:40:23] dash dash dash dash dash dash
[04:41:38] What are we doing?
[04:43:08] 1100 gold until enemy nexus explodes.
[04:43:24] I cooked. They're all here for some reason.
[04:43:44] We should go a little drake here, no?
[04:44:14] baby you are priceless
[04:45:14] I'm in there Holy fuck, Jim, what the fuck y'all
[04:45:29] and shot save with me G G
[04:45:57] Everything is for my family's grace.
[04:46:01] You ever get DD, Ambesa? The game's over.
[04:46:07] Complete over.
[04:46:09] I will join the teamfight and I will tank like probably 8k damage for fun.
[04:46:14] And I will do the most damage and I will be the most mobile.
[04:46:18] ally will stand in my way
[04:46:25] any time playable for enemy
[04:46:31] but i gotta get into a deep fight
[04:46:35] i don't want to die, i don't want to do anything
[04:46:48] The turret has been destroyed.
[04:47:01] So we're driving in our jungle.
[04:47:07] I wasn't fighting bot.
[04:47:14] Have you tried wild rift? No, never.
[04:47:18] Earned it.
[04:47:19] Blood for it.
[04:47:29] Yo guys, let's play some games.
[04:47:31] Alright, get your thrones out.
[04:47:33] Bro.
[04:47:34] The fact that there's people out there that I can play fucking phone games is crazy.
[04:47:48] Well everybody get your phones out and here we go click click
[04:47:57] Do you buy next is it endless? I think so
[04:48:18] And a spoil beyond this word is unforgiving
[04:48:25] I'm dead. Hello? Why is he one-shotting?
[04:49:25] Nice team nice win this you win this guys
[04:49:35] Nice do for zero
[04:49:48] Deeper
[04:49:50] I'm nothing to keep me on!
[04:50:11] Get him! Get him! Get him!
[04:50:18] He's flash damage of W over walls you think?
[04:50:23] That's what I'd do there but didn't hit
[04:50:35] What the tower?
[04:50:48] Yeah, relax bro, you think you're winning this?
[04:50:58] No, no, no, what is this bubble, looking for spake?
[04:51:18] I'm not gonna even gonna lie, I think my champion is weak.
[04:52:09] The incidents will be repaid in my blood.
[04:52:20] Your turret has been destroyed.
[04:52:29] Strength of weapons with sacrifice.
[04:52:32] And I have given everything.
[04:52:39] I'm stuck, I'm stuck step bro!
[04:53:08] Oh
[04:53:38] What item am I missing and don't say eclipse is fake?
[04:53:43] What are junglers usually by?
[04:53:45] Sunder Sky, right?
[04:53:46] That's what people buy these days.
[04:53:50] Does Sunder Sky work, last item?
[04:53:54] Can go GA?
[04:53:55] Yeah, maybe GA is the play.
[04:54:00] I guess GA.
[04:54:02] I hope we get every bot GA in my life.
[04:54:08] It's such a banger.
[04:54:33] I'll leave by the way, fuck this shit, we should still fight the dragon though, I will flank
[04:54:50] I can't stop you from doing it, guys.
[04:55:17] EZ!
[04:55:19] EZ! WOW! Let's go guys! Let's go!
[04:55:23] So lovely, lovely!
[04:55:27] Look at that! Why are you gonna do anything to win?
[04:55:32] It's crazy.
[04:55:46] Top 10 Room 5 songs.
[04:55:56] Lucky Strike number 1.
[04:56:04] One more night, number 2.
[04:56:06] Payphone number 3.
[04:56:09] Maps number 4.
[04:56:14] five echo number six cold seven beautiful mistakes the one we're listening to right
[04:56:28] now eight did I say maps already think I did this love this love of this love
[04:56:38] I'm moving up actually this love goes after after pay pay phone
[04:56:45] so on number four
[04:56:47] five
[04:56:49] And then moves like Jagger also go the song that's my top 10 list
[04:57:08] you
[04:57:38] you
[04:58:08] you
[04:58:38] you
[04:59:08] you
[04:59:38] I'm sorry.
[04:59:45] I'm sorry.
[04:59:52] I'm sorry.
[04:59:59] A mold digging a hole caught on camera.
[05:00:29] Holy shit he's getting in there.
[05:00:56] So he's working fast!
[05:01:07] Chat, why did they make a hole? I don't get it.
[05:01:10] Is it a sleep?
[05:01:26] This guy has a camera, this guy is standing with a camera, 20 centimeters apart, a giant
[05:01:43] fucking human.
[05:01:44] This is the worst, worst hide-or-ever, like what do you mean?
[05:01:51] Is this is most stupid or something that thing is getting like spotted obviously.
[05:02:15] I think there's Uzer at top, here we go.
[05:02:21] I'm dead.
[05:02:27] I have Joao on my team, so I get level 1 ganked.
[05:02:30] Pretty chill.
[05:02:31] But enemy Jojo knows about it, he's more dead.
[05:02:44] like this is the meaning of this
[05:03:11] door
[05:03:28] I don't wanna dive him, in a way
[05:03:32] Can I kill him?
[05:03:36] Oh my god I get to dive, I get to kill.
[05:03:41] Oh so good. I get to play here though. That's the real question.
[05:03:45] And I get to play here.
[05:03:48] Oh my god.
[05:03:58] Great start. Good gank to Wavow.
[05:04:06] I don't need a plan.
[05:04:16] This is free kill.
[05:04:19] Super free kill.
[05:04:22] Diego is here too.
[05:04:24] Diego?
[05:04:26] You went crab.
[05:04:58] not great way to do it
[05:05:12] not great way to do it
[05:05:58] decent trade
[05:06:09] I'm gonna dive
[05:06:19] please
[05:06:28] He killed.
[05:06:32] Beautiful.
[05:06:36] I lived this.
[05:06:44] Normal.
[05:06:58] I'll never know what to do.
[05:07:26] double claw for more
[05:07:38] I'm going there's no listen should be winning
[05:07:47] Get him get him
[05:07:54] Nice
[05:07:56] I have Yomu 7 minutes, but the problem is he's rushing all around me.
[05:08:23] I have Yomu 7 minutes, but he's probably rushing armor, so there's gonna be a plonk right in the end soon.
[05:08:32] Ruby, crystal, double cloth is a stronger stat.
[05:08:40] I don't think I'll beat him.
[05:08:53] This is the game where I'm trying Dusk and Dawn by AP by.
[05:09:03] I could try it, but I don't know if it's gonna be good or not, you know.
[05:09:16] This Vi has AP skillings, and I can like, power my hit, trigger my W.
[05:09:20] W
[05:09:22] So it's like in theory?
[05:09:24] It makes sense
[05:09:26] Not really but
[05:09:27] Tidon
[05:09:30] There's also the way I'm losing this game, Mr.Trollbill
[05:09:36] Damn fuck it, I've played the Crytality so many times
[05:09:39] Let's switch things up one time
[05:09:42] There was someone here right?
[05:09:43] Why is there a stupid proxy?
[05:09:44] I'm instead now
[05:09:45] I swear I saw him, I couldn't process it in my head before I was already there.
[05:10:04] This is gonna be so good, I'm going for it, fuck it, it's gonna be so good, I can already
[05:10:14] If you hit a wall, hit it hard.
[05:10:22] A, B, Y, chance.
[05:10:25] They almost hit Dusk and Dawn.
[05:10:31] But you still go full A, D, Y. You just go Dusk and Dawn as an item for the double on
[05:10:39] hit problem.
[05:10:40] You still need AD because your W is case of AD and you need to fall at it because you know, physical damage.
[05:10:46] You only get that skin doll.
[05:10:50] Or the box.
[05:11:01] Let's go full armor! Full armor either.
[05:11:06] It takes no damage.
[05:11:08] yeah I'm not leaning versus you like I'm just gonna go on proxy and run like if
[05:11:13] you look at this guy's build I won't lean for stuff
[05:11:21] running mid
[05:11:25] everyone everybody's dead
[05:12:08] Let's get to the fun part.
[05:12:15] like I would love to get a mid gank off but he's full health with no opponent like I can't gank this I can't solo kill him
[05:12:43] I can try
[05:12:55] It's a complete waste of my time, like...
[05:13:00] I'm just losing my lane trying to help out these other lanes
[05:13:43] I mean I can buy shield, that's not completely trolled. I'm not completely trolling yet
[05:13:51] But I think in 1000 gold when I buy this item, I'm getting 9x reported
[05:13:58] Or it's OP, it's one of these. Either I'm a gigatrol or I'm a genius. Well not me, whoever Shatter told me to buy this item
[05:14:13] I'm doing this my way
[05:14:43] it's so fun playing versus full tank user
[05:15:13] nice red did 1k damage to me fucking support, support last 1k damage to me, great
[05:15:26] I got my glassing one now, I'm striking.
[05:15:56] Oh
[05:16:07] Draking for them
[05:16:16] Bro get me out man like holy fuck
[05:16:26] Everytime I go by enemy just goes 5 tabi's and my champion is useless for like 40 minutes.
[05:16:39] I have died him now, am I op yet?
[05:17:22] I did proc W a lot of times, that's for real
[05:17:27] I'm not supposed to do a lot of damage to him
[05:17:31] Chat, don't, don't hit on the build yet, okay?
[05:17:35] They did breathe for a second
[05:17:44] Ah, no, practice, I just can't
[05:17:52] He's doing some good damage though, I'm not gonna lie.
[05:18:10] Q, auto, that procs immediately.
[05:18:15] isn't i out to e that procs another w bro i'm gonna get so many d- like
[05:18:21] ah shan't you gonna you're gonna have to trust trust the process here once I
[05:18:26] get three items I'm gonna do insane damage maybe not on the uder but the
[05:18:31] others
[05:18:45] Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[05:18:51] Wowwww
[05:18:55] Now could i have done that without the dustcundon? I dont know
[05:19:15] but this guy takes no damage
[05:19:23] don't be a go get your own bro you're so cool man
[05:20:15] I will thank you who does not have dmg
[05:20:20] I'm be-
[05:20:29] I need %pendo, holy fuck, that's so much armor
[05:20:34] You're gonna death dance as well, what death dance?
[05:20:37] Yeah, I am a hickory, it's just so fucking strong
[05:20:39] these two levels I had both top laners as a jungler
[05:20:43] I had as little health then
[05:20:45] Oh
[05:21:06] My power
[05:21:09] Like I'm playable
[05:21:12] Nice, dude
[05:21:45] This is where we get A's and FF, A's and FF combo.
[05:22:15] Alright, asint ff
[05:22:45] I did some combo and victory, I proc'd more W's, I think I proc'd one more W than I'd normally do with my combo
[05:22:53] But the damage was in great
[05:23:15] slain
[05:23:20] has been slain
[05:23:25] a little
[05:23:27] I won't die.
[05:23:53] I won't die.
[05:23:55] lie it might be a cookshot
[05:24:13] that's it kill him kill him kill him is anything he just wants green time
[05:24:25] What if I rush it next game?
[05:24:45] Would that make more sense?
[05:24:46] But then I would have to max W, I feel like, because level 1 W doesn't do a lot, but level
[05:24:59] 5 W does a lot.
[05:25:00] So it's kind of perfect getting his second item, because then you kind of have full
[05:25:04] points in W already.
[05:25:37] So clean, they are so good at the game, hold them all back, so good this game.
[05:26:03] maybe when we get a star we will end the game, or do we see if we can win this game?
[05:26:28] Did you?
[05:26:41] Game would you I will always be a loss. That is how it is
[05:26:46] No much to do about it. There's no counter play
[05:26:49] Okay, Chad let's test this in a, Chad I am convinced it's gonna work, so let's actually
[05:27:02] put it to test.
[05:27:10] Let's say someone is level 13, how much base armor and health do they have, Chad?
[05:27:17] Approximately?
[05:27:18] I'm hacking his nuke at my own health bar, smart.
[05:27:37] I have 81 armor, 2k health, I mean I'm full glass cannon so people usually buy 1 health
[05:27:51] item.
[05:27:52] People usually buy 1 health item so maybe they're 2300 and then armor they're usually
[05:28:01] the same.
[05:28:02] So, 81 armor, bro, what the fuck?
[05:28:07] Alright.
[05:28:10] Where is it?
[05:28:12] Gold.
[05:28:17] Opportunity dusk and dawn.
[05:28:20] I'm gonna do...
[05:28:24] normal combo.
[05:28:32] 771 totes 716 dps that was out to q out to e out to out to out to e or something like
[05:28:51] that I lost track of how many autos I did
[05:28:58] Let's try with this build.
[05:29:07] Ah, it's not really comparable.
[05:29:10] It's not really like that.
[05:29:13] Alright, it's time to start coping here.
[05:29:16] It's time to start coping in a world where they're building tanky.
[05:29:20] Okay, let's say they're pushing 2800 health.
[05:29:25] And we can add the same resistances.
[05:29:28] Just take a look at the free item power spike instead.
[05:29:33] Dusk and Dawn with more reminder.
[05:29:37] Now we're talking a little bit later into the game.
[05:29:43] Okay, okay, we are 60 totes, 1, 1, 7, 3, DPS, okay.
[05:29:57] Now what would it be with you, Moose?
[05:30:00] I have a feeling.
[05:30:11] OK, OK.
[05:30:13] No, I think I missed an auto or something.
[05:30:15] I think I missed an auto.
[05:30:16] Because the DPS is way higher, whereas the top is lower.
[05:30:20] Oh, I didn't even have to use.
[05:30:30] 3, 3, 9, 2, tot, 1, 2, 8, 5, DPS.
[05:30:58] Decreted was it a crit if
[05:31:09] It outscales at four items is that actually how it works wait a second
[05:31:13] I believe you outscale on four items think about the chat
[05:31:17] dusk
[05:31:20] Collector and
[05:31:24] A little bit higher level
[05:31:28] Here I come to save the day. Or wreck it.
[05:31:39] Alright, here we go. Final test. If it gets out, perform the four items, it's cooked.
[05:31:46] That was so buggy, that was so buggy, ew.
[05:31:55] My auto got cancelled.
[05:31:56] Oh, he's gonna have refresh cooldowns.
[05:32:03] 3, 8, 8, 6, tot!
[05:32:14] 1, 5, 3, 1, DPS.
[05:32:18] Some serious damage.
[05:32:22] There's no way Yomu-san performs this by the way.
[05:32:29] What?!
[05:32:31] Can't beat Crotality, can't beat the Crotality build, that's what I've been saying, but Crotality
[05:32:43] is unreal.
[05:33:01] It's completely dark shit. Let's have a good dusk in dawn ever again.
[05:33:31] It's worth some youtube and if you're good on...
[05:33:40] Can a window stop a wrecking ball?
[05:33:43] RAP THE RECKING BALL!
[05:33:46] That didn't work!
[05:33:49] Let's try wood!
[05:33:50] We've seen this already.
[05:33:52] The best way to make a hot dog.
[05:33:55] And you don't have to go too deep with this, just kind of get 16th of an inch down.
[05:34:01] This will add some nice texture.
[05:34:03] Helps get the extra crispy little edges and nooks and crannies.
[05:34:09] I like to roll them around.
[05:34:10] That way they kind of come out halfway even.
[05:34:14] Very scientific.
[05:34:15] We're starting to open up now.
[05:34:17] Look at that.
[05:34:18] Some Jimi Dean sausage.
[05:34:19] That's perfect for this recipe.
[05:34:22] What is that?
[05:34:23] What is that?
[05:34:25] into our sausage we're gonna add one can of home-made chili and this is without
[05:34:30] the beans. I guess you can add them if you like them. Imagine all this goodness
[05:34:35] just getting between all those little cracks.
[05:34:41] Okay, so now let's kind of separate this while here.
[05:34:46] Isn't there too much salt?
[05:34:47] It's some cheddar, it's some honerate jack.
[05:34:49] Hot dogs.
[05:35:00] Unpopular opinion, but cheese is super overrated.
[05:35:08] People like put cheese on their food is completely overrated.
[05:35:13] It's not good. It doesn't make it taste better. There's nothing good about it.
[05:35:18] She should not be in food. She should only be in sandwiches.
[05:35:23] Type 1 if you would get Basel in a handshake, lean in CSS 10.
[05:35:29] Holy cow.
[05:35:30] And for the whole milk chili.
[05:35:33] And then we'll eat them.
[05:35:33] With Jimidines.
[05:35:35] I like a little bit of white onion and a little bit of green onion.
[05:35:41] There you have it.
[05:35:41] Gorgeous.
[05:35:42] That's impossible, by the way.
[05:35:44] How would you ever eat this?
[05:35:50] What's the point?
[05:35:52] What's the point in this fucking hot pot?
[05:35:56] Why is it like...
[05:35:58] At this point it's...
[05:36:00] one dollar mystery vial one dollar or drink what's in this file one hundred
[05:36:17] dollars or drink what's in this file what's in the box compound V give it a
[05:36:20] try oh oh well that was quick to kick yeah I want to see what else the other
[05:36:26] Let's see what powers he gets. This is compound B.
[05:36:31] Whoa, wait, wait, wait, that's...
[05:36:33] Massive shout out to Vaat and Homelander for sending me so much compound B.
[05:36:37] I actually want to try it with myself.
[05:36:39] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing here?
[05:36:43] Ted, try touching you real quick.
[05:36:45] Wait, I want to just see if we turn the mic. Come on.
[05:36:47] One dollar or drink what's in this vial?
[05:36:49] I'll take it.
[05:36:51] The boy story was really good. Season 1 was great. Season 2 was great.
[05:36:55] it was great then it fell off really not good really really not a good show
[05:37:00] anymore
[05:37:02] I will be a killable.
[05:37:28] But they will go Fiora, the classic, 3, 2, 1, Fiora.
[05:37:57] You could even put like, Vayne or something with your comp.
[05:38:06] Atrox, that beats me in lane, but I feel like Atrox lacks the damage later on.
[05:38:15] As much as this lane might be hard, realistically speaking, if I get on a roll, if I get
[05:38:20] to see as a minute that I need, who's realistically killing me this game.
[05:38:50] Do you think, do you also think that K-Roll is single-league alone destroying League?
[05:39:06] I saw some video that I didn't see the video, I didn't even bother clicking on it but it
[05:39:21] was like...
[05:39:22] Can you destroy LEC?
[05:39:40] If you also... this is unpopular take
[05:39:43] I don't even know if it's unpopular take
[05:39:45] but I haven't heard of it before
[05:39:47] I think without K-roll League Esports would be dead
[05:39:50] Yes, it would be in the grounds in EU.
[05:39:58] LCK, LPL would still be alive, but LEC was gonna be dead completely.
[05:40:03] And me, instead already. LCS, nobody washes that shit. That shit is completely garbage.
[05:40:07] And like people like to think that LEC would be any different. No.
[05:40:12] We were lucky we had Gagrel and some other very good people to keep the league alive for real.
[05:40:20] Who be exacl-exactly...
[05:40:24] Ennis dogshit bro!
[05:40:26] You think EU is good?
[05:40:28] Fucking hell, I got some wins!
[05:40:32] Like what are we talking about?
[05:40:34] Even I got some wins in that league!
[05:40:35] What are we talking about here?
[05:40:50] First Zatrox always bait to move out, after getting hit by his first Q always bait to
[05:40:58] move out for the second Q and then walk back into him, then he will dash and he will miss
[05:41:03] the second Q.
[05:41:04] I'm winning the trades right now, that's not in for fun at all, like you always do.
[05:41:33] i didn't want my dog
[05:41:58] die next fingers up
[05:42:03] Yeah, that's talk about LZ Shadow, you guys been watching this little season, this whatever
[05:42:11] he's called, who's your favorite team?
[05:42:20] Is everybody still a g2 fan?
[05:42:42] We'll try and get his flash
[05:42:46] Can't even do that
[05:42:50] I don't really understand what happened to all the LZ teams because back when I used
[05:43:12] to watch. Bro, we would talk about like fanatic. Like we're talking like tens and tens of thousands
[05:43:22] of fans. Bro, what even happened? How did they throw that by the way? Bro, I don't even
[05:43:28] think they have a single person watching their games. Like no kidding. How does that
[05:43:32] even happen
[05:43:45] But I mean I guess this is how how this in life like yeah, I
[05:43:49] Have a lot of people watching me every day, but I there's one day
[05:43:53] There's not gonna be a single person watching me and this is how life is I guess like there's others
[05:43:58] There's eventually no one will care about you and that's just the harsh reality you have to face.
[05:44:20] Did I get six on this minion?
[05:44:22] Oh no, I'm lucky.
[05:44:28] He dashed, e, one of them.
[05:44:38] Ooooooh, talking bug man.
[05:44:45] Oh, he saw this, maybe I killed him.
[05:44:55] Bro, when I ulted in and Q'd, my Q barged.
[05:45:01] So it went on CD without doing anything.
[05:45:04] It's so sad, now it's gonna kill.
[05:45:25] This is where I take a death here, you know.
[05:45:44] I'm 7, so I can't die anymore.
[05:45:48] No angle for it anymore.
[05:45:52] I'm gonna try to sneak.
[05:45:55] I can't I'm B by the way it's too hard
[05:46:14] I don't know how I'm still this guy.
[05:46:24] This is such a weird game.
[05:46:29] No deaths.
[05:46:30] Minus 7.
[05:46:31] This is very weird.
[05:46:40] But the Trace star is becoming really unplayable about this time.
[05:46:58] Surviving atrociously against EZ, so it's the mid game that's hard, like the level 7
[05:47:02] and the level 9s.
[05:47:03] I need to use this on him to make a loop.
[05:47:10] I'm gonna pose for this.
[05:47:49] Shad, this will be my first ever in history, tier of death game, I'm calling it.
[05:48:18] I don't have ghost or some kind of in a bad spot right now
[05:48:36] this is a good trade
[05:49:02] We took two towershots.
[05:49:12] What are we doing?
[05:49:16] Two towershots, really?
[05:49:18] Did you not have flash either?
[05:49:20] Come on.
[05:49:22] Big kill.
[05:49:32] I should have stayed for plating and wave, but I won't get.
[05:49:55] I'm dying for that, I'm gonna fuck. I don't care.
[05:50:05] Maybe I don't have to die.
[05:50:20] I had to do it for her still. I didn't have a choice.
[05:50:25] He's gonna crash an entire wave into my tower and get plating so gold wise this is not worth
[05:51:25] like a kind of dp
[05:51:47] he's also ignoring him
[05:51:55] It's actually not so easy
[05:52:01] Leave me alone!
[05:52:21] Oh my god
[05:52:25] SPOINK!
[05:52:29] Oh my god, I'm gonna die! I'm gonna get a still-hearted dash up!
[05:52:35] Thank you, Varda.
[05:52:39] Very nice.
[05:52:41] I can hit again.
[05:52:49] I'm spying a lot.
[05:52:51] Obviously can't help, but I can take the wave.
[05:52:55] Don't bring them to me, oh my god, oh my god, do you have portal?
[05:53:13] I'm dead.
[05:53:15] Are you also listening to maroon 5 or are you listening to different music and only
[05:53:24] for such to listen to it?
[05:53:26] Of course I'm listening to what?
[05:53:30] Oh, you know I actually should go unkillable build this game and go like an ending.
[05:53:36] Unending is so insane.
[05:53:57] I just gotta want to stack.
[05:54:02] Is this corner here?
[05:54:04] I don't know where we went
[05:54:15] Why are we like this?
[05:54:18] Oh, what a shield!
[05:54:34] Diana here. She has dusk and don'ts, she actually does decent damage to me. I'm probably dead.
[05:54:44] I got Titanic unhanding I think.
[05:55:06] Should be good.
[05:55:12] What will you do when AI starts writing better songs than room 5?
[05:55:34] Shad what is the reason why people hate AI or like don't support it?
[05:55:57] It takes jobs.
[05:55:59] You know what that reminds me of a little bit of?
[05:56:03] It reminds me of when like your teacher wouldn't let you copy from Wikipedia
[05:56:14] Did you guys have that?
[05:56:20] It's like you're not allowed to have Wikipedia as a source
[05:56:23] It's like why?
[05:56:25] No, no you can't have that
[05:56:27] Okay but why?
[05:56:33] I'm dead so let's just get the wave
[05:56:47] Oh god, it was so fast during the play
[05:56:50] since perma not done every fucking all the time
[05:57:03] I'm kinda trolling this game looking like I could be in a much better position when I
[05:57:26] Over there and now Drake is up and I can't really be on there
[05:57:31] It's really rough actually
[05:57:33] They're gonna get fur dragons
[05:57:39] Be hard game I will have to lock in
[05:57:56] So there's dragon, it's not even on the dragon
[05:57:59] Can we steal it or something?
[05:58:26] I'm coming
[05:58:56] I don't know what's happening anymore, I'm gonna be honest.
[05:59:18] I have no idea what is happening anymore.
[05:59:48] I'm getting some stax on my arse steal, I just kinda need to scale a little bit more.
[06:00:26] I like the moment when it was just me and aatrox forming up in lane.
[06:00:38] Gonna take them forever to kill me.
[06:00:47] give me that stack! yes! big stack and the wave
[06:01:01] oh yeah, not bad
[06:01:17] Okay, all we need to do is get the next dragon, then we buy 5 more minutes of the game.
[06:01:34] The scale.
[06:01:35] The enemy series 8-0, like...
[06:01:38] I don't know how we ever win a fight.
[06:01:43] If once was a power ranger, he would be the gray ranger.
[06:01:52] It's a terrible idea to go on this guy.
[06:02:08] I'm just pushing top before dragon.
[06:02:13] I will TP for it, I will take back Wala, Wala the map, I began to miss really overplaying
[06:02:28] her.
[06:02:29] I'm going to TP flank, look for something, maybe bot.
[06:02:40] I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
[06:02:47] I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
[06:02:54] I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
[06:03:01] What?
[06:03:02] Uh-uh.
[06:03:03] The 189 is not keyed, great.
[06:03:06] I should kill them
[06:03:11] They're actually good you know
[06:03:15] Oh shit flash
[06:03:20] Got one!
[06:03:27] Guys where's our damage?
[06:03:36] Well, we lose all now, poked.
[06:03:44] They are so useless, it's crazy.
[06:04:05] It is crazy how useless these guys are.
[06:04:13] They're gonna have soul now, it would be a lot harder to play.
[06:04:16] But I have a good feeling still.
[06:04:18] I can't tell you, eventually I become unkillable.
[06:04:35] They are not meant to you
[06:04:37] and that is lame
[06:04:53] I should have just committed to the fucking base
[06:05:05] I just want the next wave and the stack, thank you.
[06:05:15] Come on, thank you.
[06:05:21] I got my stacks and the wave.
[06:05:28] Now we get both push, mid is kinda pushed, it's worth!
[06:05:58] feel like enemy is trolling but we're so useless to do anything to them
[06:06:09] Oh, shit, this is never working.
[06:06:30] I'm going to be scared to go on the
[06:06:42] one down. Inter, Inter, Inter! Oh no, enemy is in thing by the way. I'm telling you,
[06:07:03] we're winning this. I'm telling you, I can feel it.
[06:07:12] I want to be, I have bloodlite.
[06:07:41] Failide Ward! I can see everything! Hoho!
[06:07:45] Bro, Failide Ward is so stupid.
[06:08:01] I guess I'm going bot.
[06:08:03] I feel like I'm the only one in this team that's actually farming.
[06:08:06] I still have 10 sets of minutes.
[06:08:08] I actually think I will lose baron if I go bot, I think I will lose baron either way honestly.
[06:08:22] Make an objective, give it.
[06:08:31] Please something there.
[06:08:38] I'm on my way.
[06:08:40] This is where we ace them.
[06:08:54] Okay!
[06:09:04] Sorry, Zed.
[06:09:08] can't move at all by the way
[06:09:22] okay
[06:09:24] i'm 5
[06:09:46] so they're actually gonna have to head out now
[06:09:48] i can't play another unfortunately
[06:09:52] What do you think?
[06:09:57] Yep, yep, that's it for me tonight.
[06:10:02] No one gets the honor, these guys are fucking trash.
[06:10:22] Alright guys, take care, have a good rest of the night, happy maroon monday, good night