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04-22-2026 · 5h 32m

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[00:00:00] Hello hello
[00:00:15] Restoring the PC always works
[00:00:26] I mean Chad does settle sit like that literally settles it
[00:00:30] I'm not a tech guy, so I'm not gonna fucking deal with this shit.
[00:00:33] And I told my dad I was like my PC crashed the other day
[00:00:37] and then we were talking about maybe we should buy a new PC and I said like oh it's gonna be fine, like
[00:00:41] if it crashes again I'll do it and now it crashed again, so I'm gonna buy a new PC.
[00:00:45] Like fuck this shit.
[00:00:47] Why do PCs...
[00:00:48] Why do PCs crash? Like why can't they make a PC that actually works for once?
[00:00:52] like I bought this bad boy for like 6k by the way it's still crashing it doesn't make
[00:01:03] any sense
[00:01:10] it makes no sense how the shit is crashing
[00:01:19] probably not taking care of it but taking care of it is it a child do I need to feed it
[00:01:37] bro I have my phone low key 6k Swedish is like 20 used low key I'm here with
[00:01:44] Shout out to phone people, people with phones, I've had my phone here, had it for like 4 years, I've gone into water, I've accidentally tossed it on the ground, it's taken damage, it still works.
[00:02:03] I use shortage on the night, it works for the entire day, never crashes, never any issues.
[00:02:09] PCs. PC's are just can't seem to work. I don't get it.
[00:02:16] I think they make PCs bad on purpose. You buy more, and you buy new ones.
[00:02:26] Do you update your NVIDIA driver? I don't even know what that is.
[00:02:39] Did I ever once have to download a driver or update a hardware on my phone, no?
[00:02:58] Never once.
[00:02:59] Bro, that shit, if someone calls me, I pick it up.
[00:03:03] If I need to do something, I click a button.
[00:03:06] As soon as he comes to PC's, well, go download this and make sure you get the RAM and you know,
[00:03:15] the shit pisses me off, man, why can't I make it simple?
[00:03:30] How often do you clean the PC, did you change the thermal paste in the last year?
[00:03:35] I'm pro what are you even talking about what you mean
[00:04:05] Alright, if my PC crashes one more time, I'm losing it, I'm getting a new one.
[00:04:52] We have so much front line with scarner and ulti list I can pick whatever I want, watch
[00:05:14] try playshot. There's no bad options. A ringer is banned. Queen. We'll bring it way back.
[00:05:44] We're taking it way back.
[00:05:52] This one's been a while.
[00:06:14] Counter pick yourself?
[00:06:20] This is not a self counter pick.
[00:06:23] Quinn is great in the channel.
[00:06:44] The boots are of course gone.
[00:06:50] You know the tech these days is boots, okay?
[00:06:58] That's the queen tech in 2026.
[00:07:01] The of course the imbiotic souls were great, they were insane, they were really good.
[00:07:05] What you do nowadays, you get boots.
[00:07:07] You don't upgrade them into anything.
[00:07:09] Any upgrade on boots is a bait for queen.
[00:07:12] you wanna just go for items
[00:07:16] you stick with the grey boots
[00:07:19] berserkers are all never good on any champion
[00:07:34] oh he's been so long since i played queen actually
[00:07:37] practice it a little bit for the lsc
[00:07:39] And not that much honestly
[00:07:45] We did not like the queen pick when I when I practice it in screams
[00:07:51] Like I was actually I was cooking by the way, bro. You pick me Quinn. I was popping off not even kidding
[00:07:58] I was solo killing LEC top laners
[00:08:00] but
[00:08:02] Yeah, we didn't really like it. He doesn't have much teamplay the champion
[00:08:09] Ganda, you're either 1v9 or 9v1 you know.
[00:08:16] Very unreliable.
[00:08:30] Edee.
[00:08:33] As long as you Edee in this matchup, you'll never take any damage.
[00:08:37] you can never get on you super free
[00:09:01] actually kind of misplayed but it also ended up in my favor in the end I got
[00:09:06] Both of his songs he got only my flash and he missed CS.
[00:09:15] This is a breed of Shen players that are very common in the Shen community.
[00:09:22] They're called the 2 CS a minute Shen players.
[00:09:29] This guy will end the game with 3 CS in a minute and he will just press R on his teammates.
[00:09:40] That's pretty sad.
[00:09:59] I'm gonna slow push this and then crash the next wave, when you play ranged top you usually
[00:10:15] don't have wave clear like queen so you have to actually prepare your crashes, you can't
[00:10:23] just push any wave. So here now I can hard crash because I built up a massive wave.
[00:10:36] Good, there we go. And then when it crashes you can always take a reset. In 2026 if
[00:10:48] to crash away we should reset
[00:11:01] because every time you crash the way it will always come back into you
[00:11:06] like this is not even wave state, this is a wave state that will eventually get back to me
[00:11:12] so if I'm fresh off of a base
[00:11:14] Now he's the one who was in my position, he's the one who needs to crash the wave, so because I took a reset I'm fully health, I can make his life hard to crash.
[00:11:23] That's your job now.
[00:11:25] he's right to E, E to E
[00:11:55] Yes Ward
[00:12:13] Scram a little lane gank
[00:12:19] Shen ulting, good luck
[00:12:25] I should have actually let it push into me, I can obviously crash this but I think he
[00:12:35] will come back and take most of it.
[00:12:40] Well, whatever, get another crash and when you crash you reset.
[00:12:49] I don't think I'm gonna raise the term.
[00:13:02] Good trade.
[00:13:15] be careful when you initiate with queen with your e versus shambi like shan because if you
[00:13:19] e him start of it then he can e and you have no way of healing you know
[00:13:34] you guys want to crash on base with so much gold
[00:13:45] I saw they played Queen in LSE the other day.
[00:14:02] I think they lost.
[00:14:04] You know why they lost.
[00:14:05] They didn't follow the bows and build.
[00:14:07] Always follow bows and build, electrocute, full sorcery tree.
[00:14:13] Crotality Queen any good.
[00:14:15] And exactly Crotality. Always Crotality Queen.
[00:14:19] That guy went like Static or something.
[00:14:21] That's a fake item. You never want to build that.
[00:14:24] Static is one of those items that is kind of like eclipse, where it feels good to buy
[00:14:46] it, first item, but it doesn't scale with other items.
[00:14:51] So the math behind Cretality is that if you get a Yomuus, you only have a Yomuus and your
[00:14:57] damage doesn't improve that much.
[00:15:00] But lethality scales with lethality, so the more you get, the more value the first one
[00:15:05] has.
[00:15:06] So Cretality build, like I said, it will only work with itself, but lethality items
[00:15:12] works with each other.
[00:15:13] That's why lethality can be offered to buy first item, but then it will always
[00:15:19] always outskill any other build in the game. That's why it's good.
[00:15:31] You don't get it for the first item to spike. You get it to one shot everybody late game.
[00:15:43] Okay, he's dead now.
[00:15:47] Slash.
[00:15:49] And he uses passive shield if I want to kill
[00:15:58] Still got him baby still got it
[00:16:19] Go Profane, always rush Profane, he gives you wave clear, he leaves you wave clear.
[00:16:28] On every champion.
[00:16:37] What he's saying makes no sense, but no one probably understood Einstein's theory of
[00:16:41] relative relativity at first
[00:16:56] I hear you
[00:17:03] Always make sure to be ready
[00:17:13] Oh, you got me but you didn't get me
[00:17:18] Haha
[00:17:19] Gonna burn my pokem
[00:17:31] I can't lose my entire lead if I get ganked, so...
[00:17:39] So, Diego being topside, I'm gonna go into his jungle and press W.
[00:17:51] Oh, oh, oh!
[00:17:52] I don't wanna get sandwiched, so I'm just gonna run...
[00:17:55] around back lane.
[00:17:57] playing a champion like Quinn dying is a lot more detrimental than if I was playing another
[00:18:08] champion. Like Sion or even Gragas.
[00:18:32] We should dive here.
[00:18:38] Nope. Easy.
[00:18:48] I don't like this. My skarner feels himself though.
[00:19:01] I mean, if you're feeling it, I'm feeling it.
[00:19:17] Where's the Diego?
[00:19:18] Where's the Diego?
[00:19:49] With the ranged characters you don't want to buy the classic opportunity Yomus because they're nerfed on ranged characters
[00:19:56] You either want to go hubris or
[00:20:00] For edge I can actually go hubris here
[00:20:04] You see you want to get those two and
[00:20:07] Those two different items in the criticality obviously
[00:20:11] there is a mixture, getting there specifically nerfed items for range is completely his
[00:20:20] value.
[00:20:21] I feel like I'm going to be so ahead now that we can really lane.
[00:20:42] Hopefully he stays.
[00:20:47] enough
[00:21:00] brofanny's nerf range? yeah I'm aware
[00:21:03] but it's also lead up I guess
[00:21:11] I think I win this
[00:21:17] I'm not gonna flash.
[00:21:24] I'm gonna cast you, he's here.
[00:21:33] Holy fuck, the enemy is so fed actually.
[00:21:46] lose this. There's a fat wave top, but there's also shut-downs on bot. I think this is the
[00:21:58] fat wave now. I don't think I'm getting any kills here. This is the end. Where is this
[00:22:10] This might be a kill you know.
[00:22:17] Get him, get him!
[00:22:24] Nice.
[00:22:31] Big will come here, like win one with one, for sure.
[00:22:45] Where you going?
[00:22:49] Where you going?
[00:22:50] Oh no.
[00:22:51] You think you win?
[00:22:52] What is that?
[00:22:53] Kraken?
[00:22:54] Kraken PD?
[00:22:55] Ho ho ho!
[00:22:57] What is that? Crackin' PD?
[00:23:00] That is just a build diff. That is just a build diff right there.
[00:23:05] Attack speed vs. Critality. Like what are we talking about here?
[00:23:12] Bye bye.
[00:23:15] Am I dead? Why is he chasing me?
[00:23:18] He has flash he doesn't he?
[00:23:22] I don't have mana for my fucking E.
[00:23:24] Oh he doesn't have flash. Oh I'm alive.
[00:23:29] Very nice.
[00:23:40] Chance worked mid.
[00:23:43] It's the 5 CS a minute chance I was talking about and there's such a common species.
[00:23:48] These 5 CS a minute chance.
[00:23:49] They're so common and they always win the game.
[00:23:52] These players they don't lose.
[00:23:57] The season will end in 6-7 days. Are you gonna get Francois?
[00:24:02] Well...
[00:24:22] Yeah I'm scared walking here
[00:24:26] I'm gonna move all the way around
[00:24:33] I rather push out Shen and then make a play then make a play because then Shen can just follow with R
[00:24:42] I don't have ward though for fale light so it was very easy to die here
[00:25:22] down down down
[00:25:29] the fucking drift
[00:25:34] all right nice
[00:25:41] Cretality enabled, killer mode activated.
[00:26:09] And then we just fucking R some and then I go one, it's kind of annoying actually, maybe I go and push him out first.
[00:26:30] Nope, EDI.
[00:26:32] You don't win this buddy anymore, no way.
[00:26:37] He still doesn't have an item!
[00:26:39] I'm three items, he has no item!
[00:26:43] Oh my god, these species of Shen man, I'm telling you these species.
[00:26:51] They lock in Shen, they sit two CS a minute, they have zero items at 20 minutes, GG
[00:26:58] they win the game.
[00:26:59] Every time!
[00:27:00] Every time!
[00:27:01] Everytime!
[00:27:03] I don't know how I don't know how this even happens!
[00:27:08] They're gonna go Baron if I show bot like this, so...
[00:27:11] So unplayable, they're still going Baron, we can't even have it.
[00:27:21] Me one shot.
[00:27:29] She's blind, she can see me I'm fine.
[00:27:31] We got it now.
[00:27:38] Can I load that?
[00:27:45] Losing.
[00:27:46] Everybody flash.
[00:27:51] Elise is also taking kills.
[00:27:57] You make me feel less than three
[00:28:09] My case is kind of one-in-nine. Oh my bad one-in-nine, sorry
[00:28:27] Hello, Bors, how is the day going so far?
[00:28:33] Wasn't Quinn dead?
[00:28:35] Yeah, Quinn is a lot worse this season without the boots, of course.
[00:28:41] What the fuck is that, Pesh?
[00:28:44] Get the fuck out of here.
[00:28:46] I mean, if you feel like you're going to die, you're going to have to go to
[00:28:55] I mean if you're feeling it, I'm done.
[00:29:02] Thank you.
[00:29:05] EDI.
[00:29:08] I'm gonna die anyways.
[00:29:14] Literally 5 top by the way.
[00:29:16] Literally 5 top.
[00:29:17] Push everything.
[00:29:18] That's plading spot, that's plading smith.
[00:29:20] This is worth it.
[00:29:23] Not bad
[00:29:33] Enemy just did a negative baron baron power play
[00:29:40] The problem with a queen is that you're forced to get a TP on your quest right?
[00:29:45] Like you don't take TP on the queen because you're so fast
[00:29:48] But even when you finish it you get a TP
[00:29:50] But how am I supposed to use this TP?
[00:29:52] If I literally used my TP here it wouldn't even buy me extra time
[00:29:57] Like TP literally doesn't give you extra time on friend
[00:30:01] This is the same time
[00:30:03] I'm gonna look here though
[00:30:05] This buys me a little bit of time
[00:30:09] Oh shit
[00:30:11] There's people around
[00:30:14] Kill this guy
[00:30:16] I got a shield
[00:30:17] He dies as well if he's good.
[00:30:22] He is so cooked.
[00:30:25] Ah Shen did the outplay. He actually popped off there.
[00:30:29] So what Shen did there is he actually hovered over the bram, and then he pressed R.
[00:30:34] He even made a machine. It's pretty clean actually.
[00:30:38] Shout out to the Shen.
[00:30:47] I think I can hold back and clean up here.
[00:30:57] We look on them.
[00:31:08] Nice one there.
[00:31:17] Yes!
[00:31:18] Yes!
[00:31:19] Go more, more, more!
[00:31:22] Braum is there of course.
[00:31:23] I can't tell if you want them.
[00:31:32] I'm on vision.
[00:31:33] Cooked.
[00:31:34] We should do dragon.
[00:31:35] Not that it matters, there's not going to be a soldus game.
[00:32:05] I look good playing for a play, maybe try and kill Casio, I don't have Oracle lands,
[00:32:15] I'm a little bit scared they're gonna force us somewhere.
[00:32:26] Dodge that.
[00:32:27] Get her there, and kill her there.
[00:32:30] Nice.
[00:32:31] I win this.
[00:32:58] I made a voodoo doll out of you, can you feel it?
[00:33:04] Fuck
[00:33:23] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I don't think I'm defending this
[00:33:26] I don't know how my whole team dies like these guys might be the worst players alive
[00:33:37] Watch that shit. You're not hitting me. You like buddy
[00:33:50] About Baron can't get on Baron
[00:33:56] Am I being greedy with infinity edge here? I think I might be, I'm trying to go on anyways,
[00:34:16] I don't upgrade boots chat, upgrading boots is bait on the champion.
[00:34:33] I can carry, it's just like hard.
[00:35:05] I'm gonna go there
[00:35:11] get him get him get him
[00:35:16] can it also be?
[00:35:18] this is winning
[00:35:20] I'm gonna be so low
[00:35:24] oh like fuck
[00:35:26] no bad
[00:35:30] I have Ina
[00:35:32] And the last item would be like a last crit item I guess, for 100%
[00:35:42] Bro I pumped now by the way, I pumped damage
[00:35:57] They're pushing like crazy top
[00:36:02] One more wave, can I?
[00:36:18] Where am I getting caught?
[00:36:21] Fuck it.
[00:36:24] I have to always be on flank I think and play fights very slowly if I go in I'm just gonna
[00:36:38] get caught.
[00:36:39] Can we go here?
[00:36:40] I got him!
[00:36:41] I got him!
[00:36:42] I got him, I got him!
[00:36:52] I think I'm mistaken where I left that close fight
[00:37:00] Oh boy!
[00:37:02] Please jump over buddy
[00:37:04] Try me
[00:37:12] enter, enter man, like...
[00:37:19] oh my god these guys
[00:37:24] can I defend this with Nautilus?
[00:37:27] you can have to buy boots
[00:37:30] I'll even
[00:37:42] No, no, why do I go in, why do I go in?
[00:37:52] GG.
[00:37:54] It's a breed of Shen that I can't stand.
[00:38:02] Good job, David.
[00:38:04] A clean game, David.
[00:38:06] Very, very clean game, David.
[00:38:08] Yeah, this guy played well.
[00:38:10] on a shoutout to david
[00:38:15] every game
[00:38:16] every game with this champion and these three cof players
[00:38:19] 12k damage
[00:38:20] less damage than a brown by the way
[00:38:23] less damage than a brown
[00:38:26] three win all the time this is not a
[00:38:28] this is not lucky for him
[00:38:30] this is not like oh he got lucky with him
[00:38:32] no this happens all the time
[00:38:34] you can literally do this
[00:38:36] it's insane
[00:38:38] it's insane
[00:38:39] you can do this
[00:38:41] and you will just have a positive win rate all the time it's completely insane
[00:38:45] just pick Shen, go 2 CS a minute
[00:38:48] sit back
[00:38:49] 4 CS a minute!
[00:38:50] like it's unbelievable
[00:38:52] it's unreal
[00:38:57] do it then, I could easily do it!
[00:38:58] bro, I could do it but you guys would fall asleep because I'm gonna sit on your tower
[00:39:02] for the entire game and then press R once in a while
[00:39:05] like anyone can do this shit
[00:39:08] it takes no skill
[00:39:09] you just get free elo for fun
[00:39:13] it's unreal
[00:39:19] what a terrible game play
[00:39:23] that terribly
[00:39:40] do it i'm not gonna do it i already told you you will fall asleep
[00:39:44] bro i would never do that i will fall asleep myself
[00:39:53] Take your finger sub.
[00:40:20] Alright I just played to win and I completely lost and now I'm tilted. Now I'm playing for fun.
[00:40:25] It's for fun for the rest of the day type of angle.
[00:40:38] Checktions profile.
[00:40:40] Checktions profile? Am I going to get tilted by checking his profile?
[00:41:20] David 300 games of Shen 5.6 s a minute average
[00:41:31] I'm telling you this this this needs to stop like
[00:41:44] NAR, did I go kill him again, it was kinda fun honestly
[00:41:59] I wish I could go Jarvan counter this time, let's go Jarvan counter this time, hmm build
[00:42:28] this
[00:42:31] Halo Blades
[00:42:35] Ultimate there, there, there, there
[00:42:47] Jarvan is an OG counter to rain champions
[00:43:28] Jarvan lane has mana issues so you need profane for wave clear and you need mana flow band
[00:43:44] for mana otherwise if you don't go one of those you need like tier item and you never
[00:43:50] want to get the item. It's too much gold for too little of a fallacy.
[00:44:20] I got level 2 down, why is that even there, bledz?
[00:44:54] speed. Good damage though. I should be here.
[00:45:22] He's gonna launch it away with mega form, I actually can't be in.
[00:45:25] I guess I had TP, I should've been. Fuck.
[00:45:48] I supported him.
[00:45:52] I need greater foes.
[00:46:02] Fuck.
[00:46:03] Stand with me, brothers and sisters.
[00:46:42] It's a great reset.
[00:47:04] could have went pickaxe here
[00:47:05] but it's sick to be clear
[00:47:07] very far proxy
[00:47:23] i guess he kinda wins, he has better components
[00:47:34] I might be dead!
[00:47:41] Oh, buddy, close!
[00:47:46] Here, you see the mechanical mastermind in action.
[00:47:53] Oh, very close!
[00:48:15] Telltale sign of a weak player, majority AP damage, even Estrel does low magic damage.
[00:48:22] Telltale sign he buys armor. You know it's a weak player then. If they buy stats for the specific lane, even though in total of enemy team, they don't deal that amount of damage.
[00:48:35] So they need the stats to win lane. Telltale sign of weak player.
[00:48:40] I never got this play then.
[00:48:53] Die with yes, yes, 100-0.
[00:48:59] Easy.
[00:49:05] I hit it.
[00:49:09] I hit the tower four times and it's over
[00:49:12] Nice! Good job! Good job!
[00:49:23] Damn Elise nox balanced
[00:49:25] Fuck up the dive, still it wasn't even close
[00:49:27] Cause she can just repel up and reset the third aggro
[00:49:39] I feel like I'm gonna get low kills.
[00:49:56] Don't J4 top have mana issues.
[00:50:01] I know this that if you go mana flow band and you go Tiamata, you don't really have
[00:50:06] wave clear.
[00:50:08] much when you don't have any issues. That's what I've noticed.
[00:50:38] I can get him here when he descents.
[00:51:02] going huh much better to start with ulti make him jump and then eq for gap close
[00:51:18] then the other way around the other way around he can easily get out
[00:51:32] That's on the situation I guess it depends on the situation yeah
[00:51:41] You least one way
[00:51:47] I'm not thank you for you you thank it
[00:51:55] You're dead buddy
[00:52:02] I get dove there fuck me, I'm out, fuck this
[00:52:52] Let's TP after all of this.
[00:53:15] We bought tabi's but I have full items so I should just win here.
[00:53:18] Hello!
[00:53:19] Oh, he has flash.
[00:53:20] I guess he doesn't or he's better to EQ first and then ult.
[00:53:33] You are not leaving.
[00:53:34] Oh, buddy.
[00:53:35] Oh my god.
[00:53:42] He is leaving it.
[00:53:44] fucking bomb plating
[00:54:00] what do this?
[00:54:03] we'll find this being aswell
[00:54:14] 2-0, am I tweaking? Nope, you're not tweaking. Nope, this is my scoreline.
[00:54:44] What are we thinking here Alistar?
[00:54:55] What's the plan?
[00:55:00] He's going.
[00:55:02] Going.
[00:55:03] Going.
[00:55:04] Emo-Xia!
[00:55:05] Nice!
[00:55:06] The cow from behind, very nice.
[00:55:15] I like that.
[00:55:33] Bye bye.
[00:55:50] I think I have proxy 1 into B. Sounds good.
[00:55:54] Shout, ever since last game of Crotality Dwarven I played I had some thought about it.
[00:56:02] I was thinking to myself what is better and I think actually Jorgen is one of those champs
[00:56:06] we don't want criticality.
[00:56:09] You can go criticality and it's obviously never gonna be bad but I think I'm gonna go back
[00:56:13] to the Lifality Cooler Reduction rule.
[00:56:20] You wanna buy every item that gives Lifality and Cooler Reduction.
[00:56:24] Profane, Hubris, Umbrella, Bastion Breaker, Axiomark, all of these items.
[00:56:32] They're really good, though.
[00:56:36] Decidiary's up here.
[00:56:43] I kinda wanna go...
[00:56:45] I'll just go top, I guess.
[00:56:54] stand with me brothers and sisters
[00:57:02] I'm coming
[00:57:11] I'm on my way
[00:57:14] Nice!
[00:57:15] He's winning either.
[00:57:21] Oh no, you knocked him.
[00:57:26] I'm dead.
[00:57:28] Ah, dear champions.
[00:57:30] Can't fight these guys.
[00:57:32] They're both fucking champions.
[00:57:34] Brown, Daisy.
[00:57:36] They're both fucking champions.
[00:57:39] You can't fight these guys, they're fucking shotguns, they're brown daisy.
[00:57:49] This is losing.
[00:57:51] We need to either one shot and get out, XN5 will just be losing.
[00:57:57] Yeah, I got Serpent, I guess so, yeah.
[00:58:39] Oh flesh that's where this guy's flash more often than you should have like that is not
[00:58:46] 5 minute cooldown.
[00:58:48] cheater
[00:59:18] I want to proxy one deep and then go roam with my ulti.
[00:59:41] You don't want to smoke now, trust me, you don't want this.
[00:59:45] He's dead, he has no flash.
[00:59:47] We should have rest when we are dead.
[00:59:54] I'm on the killis.
[00:59:57] Oooooooo!
[00:59:58] The monks yeah!
[00:59:59] On the killis guy too.
[01:00:03] Ah.
[01:00:04] Save power I think.
[01:00:14] Am I alone here? Can I even take the splitings?
[01:00:20] No.
[01:00:25] Did I kill her though?
[01:00:27] I had the damage.
[01:00:36] I'm B.
[01:00:38] got Serpent now, maybe we'll help in the fights
[01:00:53] we're down 3 dragons, we're gonna lose this game
[01:00:55] I feel like...
[01:01:08] Oh, I saw that.
[01:01:10] I should have killed my 1v1. I'm f**king free items.
[01:01:19] I should run mid.
[01:01:25] We're dead before I get there.
[01:01:47] I'm dead.
[01:01:55] So first I played versus a Malphite player who went 4 CS a minute and only sat under
[01:02:22] tower all game long. Then I played versus Shen play who went 4 CS a minute, and I played
[01:02:26] versus a gnar who rushed tab by 4 CS a minute. Like what happened to this role? Why is this
[01:02:34] the meta right now? Why is it the meta to just play safe under tower? Maybe it's
[01:02:41] because I'm the goat and I'm putting these people on pressure, but I don't get it.
[01:02:46] But how can these guys play these games like this?
[01:02:50] Don't they like fall asleep?
[01:02:54] Like last season if you play safe on your tower you lose the game cause no prior.
[01:03:05] This season it just feels like you get rewarded.
[01:03:07] Can we kill someone here?
[01:03:12] I'm not sure what to do with him
[01:03:28] What the f**k
[01:03:42] It can't only be me who realized this this season.
[01:04:10] Like it can't only have been me, like all of these players showed up out of nowhere, they sit under a tower all game long and they do nothing, and they just win the game.
[01:04:19] Like maybe it's partially because I get bored and I just do stupid shit if they do that, and it's like, it's like I have a hard time playing versus it, but like this place is so pee.
[01:04:30] Generally.
[01:04:31] Because before you would lose grubs and you would like actually matter now top lane you
[01:04:43] have no prio you sit under tower and you lose grubs who the fuck cares grubs in 2026 is
[01:04:48] a joke we got him this game partially because I had prio but what the fuck do grubs even
[01:04:53] do these days they're completely useless
[01:04:55] Low key change grab is objective.
[01:05:21] it ain't winnable, f.l.
[01:05:51] We got to go dragon here, good job team.
[01:06:04] I don't even know if we can get this dragon.
[01:06:10] See how those things complete, they overpowered.
[01:06:20] You have E?
[01:06:28] I mean, we got him, but who does the dragon?
[01:06:40] I
[01:06:45] All this is coming the problem of every word here
[01:06:59] Go kill this guy
[01:07:01] Braw me fear braw me fear
[01:07:04] I can't do anything with this fucking guy.
[01:07:17] Don't worry Nara, I'll protect you.
[01:07:24] Okay.
[01:07:25] It's winning.
[01:07:26] Come on.
[01:07:27] come on please kill her nice it's winning oh yeah oh boy okay sack
[01:07:45] He's dead
[01:07:48] 2 for 3 2 for 3 not bad. He's don't get on Drake and it's winnable
[01:07:55] Or is that long it's fine ever
[01:08:10] Nice I should be winning
[01:08:15] Yes, kill him.
[01:08:21] Oh guys.
[01:08:23] I'll keep you on spider.
[01:08:28] Secure it.
[01:08:34] Not bad.
[01:08:41] We are in our dangle Do I beat Yasuo in a 1v1, be for real
[01:08:52] I fuck him. I fuck you too, no? Hello! Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
[01:09:11] Is anyone else on the brome as well?
[01:09:15] Get him!
[01:09:20] Come on!
[01:09:21] Where hang on a second?
[01:09:23] I'm completely bovine
[01:09:27] Here we go
[01:09:35] I will kill you too buddy
[01:09:37] Don't think I will kill you
[01:09:38] But I'm all so realty
[01:09:39] He sang for me
[01:09:45] Oh, yeah
[01:09:48] Oh
[01:09:50] What you flashed it
[01:09:53] You're kidding
[01:10:00] Get me out, get me out, get me out
[01:10:03] Nice, not bad and we get Byron you are kidding me. He's free win
[01:10:09] A Bastion Breaker acts your mark.
[01:10:15] Hey, Bastion Breaker.
[01:10:19] I remember years ago when you would never give up, but recently you FF easily, when
[01:10:23] did that change?
[01:10:24] I remember years ago when you would never give up, but recently you FF easily...
[01:10:28] Yeah, it's bad.
[01:10:30] It's bad, I'm aware.
[01:10:34] moment there is nobody used to as a child. I'm ready to go here by the way.
[01:10:46] Oh, kill him! Oh my god! He must be winning, I did 6000 damage. He must be winning.
[01:10:56] My cat is going to be 2,000 sticks out of the damage.
[01:11:04] It's losing though.
[01:11:07] Run.
[01:11:08] And my propin hadro did one more chance.
[01:11:16] Chad, ruling league of legends.
[01:11:18] It doesn't matter where your team is.
[01:11:23] It doesn't matter if you're strong or weak.
[01:11:24] It doesn't matter if it's winning or losing getting a four-plus man of an aoe spell if you can get it
[01:11:31] You gotta do it. This is a rule. I
[01:11:35] See them group up for man, bro. I if I think is there or not. It doesn't matter
[01:11:41] It's the male fight rule
[01:11:45] If you get the opportunity you got to go for it
[01:11:47] that's all again in one for them
[01:12:17] I just want to play with Alistar I think, we can do a lot together.
[01:12:31] I think I'm going to look for flank.
[01:12:39] If we can dive the Yasuo I mean that's the best case scenario, oh he's not even here,
[01:12:43] I'm pushing.
[01:12:44] The enemy is creeping the macro completely
[01:12:47] They even have to waste TP
[01:12:51] Now I'm gonna TP and we're flanking. No, it's not there. We should fight 4v5
[01:13:00] I'll take midway for Prime
[01:13:14] Bro is here!
[01:13:19] Okay.
[01:13:20] Oh, I shouldn't have been going up there.
[01:13:26] Holy fuck, get the wave, bro.
[01:13:30] What is happening?
[01:13:31] Oh, we're gonna lose someone here.
[01:13:40] I saw that the fang has reduced 6,500 shielding, it's pretty good.
[01:14:02] My last item Axiomark or Umbra and Glaive probably Axiomark for double ult in a fight
[01:14:14] Death stance would not be bad either honestly this is true
[01:15:02] Don't go in Sack, don't do it!
[01:15:04] Don't do it!
[01:15:08] Oh you bounced away!
[01:15:20] Ah GG
[01:15:25] Honestly you're clicking tab here, honestly MVP goes to NAR here
[01:15:29] MVP NAR, when you think about it
[01:15:31] Shadow 2, Shadow 2, this guy popped off.
[01:15:35] Big plays.
[01:15:43] I had prior lane, prior lane, long, like literally 20 minutes of prior,
[01:15:48] and we got 3 drops for it.
[01:15:50] An objective that is useless.
[01:15:52] Cooked.
[01:16:01] It's all good the easy win now easy win easy wins act I believe it
[01:16:47] Wait, Nara just left him, kill the assholes, nice.
[01:17:04] What is this Nara doing, he's on a mission, he's looking to end the game, Nara, how are
[01:17:11] you ever ending the game, where?
[01:17:15] He's going for it.
[01:17:17] He's up.
[01:17:40] You're good on this arm.
[01:17:42] I'm dead
[01:17:50] Maybe I run all the way bot, look for a pick
[01:17:56] Look here
[01:17:59] Oh ho ho ho, you're actually aah
[01:18:02] Woohoo
[01:18:04] I can flank here
[01:18:06] I even died, we should totally kill them here
[01:18:12] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's only a so get him
[01:18:40] bro i don't know how we're still in this game man this game should be over 20 minutes
[01:18:49] go this is making no sense we're fighting elder do or die
[01:18:59] You know what, it's literally dead for 20 seconds by the way, literally dead for 20 seconds.
[01:19:20] I push out top, so they can't backdoor.
[01:19:23] I TP to drake, we take drake.
[01:19:34] Why is this elder low key free cross?
[01:19:38] I'm ready to TP.
[01:19:46] Let's go now then.
[01:19:48] Start doing it.
[01:19:50] Oh, but you know I will be here actually.
[01:19:53] I want to be on flank Nice, good pick
[01:20:11] Did I go in here?
[01:20:13] I'm looking.
[01:20:17] Dig!
[01:20:18] Get up!
[01:20:21] Oh!
[01:20:22] Oh-ho-ho!
[01:20:23] Go in, go in, go in, go in.
[01:20:24] Come on, come on.
[01:20:30] Beautiful.
[01:20:37] It's winning.
[01:20:38] I'm going to get this guy.
[01:20:45] DEMOSIA!
[01:20:48] Chills.
[01:20:49] This was for DEMOSIA and you, Lux.
[01:20:55] Very nice.
[01:21:00] Oh thank god we win this.
[01:21:02] i was about to lose it
[01:21:09] lulul
[01:21:24] very nice
[01:21:27] i think i can change up the build
[01:21:29] i'm thinking
[01:21:32] What was useless here? I mean Serpent Fang was Giga, obviously for that team.
[01:21:37] No, what I want to change up is Halo Blades for Electrocute maybe.
[01:21:41] Because I'm out doing them three times, so I don't know if it's doing more than an Electrocute would do.
[01:21:46] Because Halo Blades makes sense on the showgap and why, when your attacks actually has an effect.
[01:21:52] But on Jarvan, my attacks doesn't really have an effect.
[01:21:55] So maybe Electrocute would out damage it.
[01:21:59] You know
[01:22:03] Very good game
[01:22:21] Did you greet mid-beast a happy birthday it's a mid-beast birthday today
[01:22:29] mid-beast... birthday
[01:22:35] April 20th... hey, hey, it's mid-beast's birthday!
[01:22:41] He's 31 years old! Holy shit!
[01:22:45] That's crazy, that's crazy. Happy birthday mid-beast!
[01:22:50] He said Taurus, Tauro, Taurous.
[01:23:20] you check my what famous birthdays see if I even exist
[01:23:32] hey here I am I'm a Libra
[01:23:38] Uppadururu twitch star a star really
[01:23:46] Birthday Sweden
[01:23:49] No for League of Legends content. He has earned more than 1.6 million followers
[01:23:55] His real name is Simon he is the CEO of Shilling and he is the inventor of well-play GG
[01:24:08] See you at Shilling, that's my bouncy.
[01:24:11] He and Annie Fuci are both popular Swedish Twitch stars.
[01:24:16] He retweeted Jake Paul.
[01:24:19] What are these?
[01:24:35] That's me.
[01:24:38] They finally did it.
[01:24:52] Going back to the old rival style of videos today, if you know you know, this is just
[01:24:56] a quick one to get out for you guys.
[01:24:57] I think I should do more of these in the future.
[01:24:59] Let me know if you like them or not.
[01:25:00] Anyway after heavy pressure from the community Riot is about to drop a first for League
[01:25:05] of Legends, a ranked reset.
[01:25:07] This quick rundown will include all you need to know from the blog they've posted today,
[01:25:10] so watch ahead to see if it affects you.
[01:25:13] Starting in patch 26.9 when season 2 goes live, every master, grand master and challenger
[01:25:18] player in NA, EUS, ENE, Brazil, LAN and Turkey will have to be ranked and MMR reset back
[01:25:27] to master 0 LP.
[01:25:30] Absolutely nothing will be carried over.
[01:25:32] On the rank shot, this doesn't, by the way shot, you can like go get a coffee or something,
[01:25:37] this doesn't affect you, okay guys, this has nothing to do with you guys, this is for Apex
[01:25:42] tier players.
[01:25:43] Changes right amidst they made a bunch of mistakes when configuring the rank system
[01:25:46] at the start of 2026.
[01:25:48] They were trying to improve things, got an auto fill, got a duo queue in Apex, all
[01:25:52] this quality of life stuff but the rollout was a mess.
[01:25:55] And the worst part was Apex players were going from patch to patch where they'd
[01:25:59] get plus 10, minus 30 one week, then plus or minus 20 the next.
[01:26:03] And this is why that doesn't make sense.
[01:26:05] It was more about which patch you happened to be playing on that affected how high you
[01:26:09] could climb and not actually how you were playing.
[01:26:11] And that's not really ranked, that's kinda just you being at the mercy of the LP gods
[01:26:15] and it had nothing to do with your performance.
[01:26:17] Riot says the underlying matchmaking issues have now been fixed as of patch 26.6 but
[01:26:22] the damage is already done.
[01:26:23] The current ladder doesn't reflect actual skill and they know it, thus the reset.
[01:26:27] The hard reset means no memory of previous ranks in the matchmaking system you have watched
[01:26:31] us, and Riot is being upfront that this will cause some chaos early on.
[01:26:35] You could queue into a lobby of 5x challenger players for example, versus 5x...
[01:26:39] Bro, it's gonna be completely chaos is what it's gonna be like.
[01:26:43] We're gonna have players on a skill level that is completely not similar to a player
[01:26:49] in enemy team.
[01:26:50] Like imagine a rank 1 player queuing up and then getting with or versus a master
[01:26:56] low LP like you no no like bro this is gonna be complete chaos man in the first few weeks
[01:27:03] before things get balanced out before nadinat velia aggrin raider me the bowser vest before
[01:27:10] we hit challenger and we hit like high LP the first few weeks when we're grinding that LP
[01:27:16] bro it's gonna be chaos we're gonna see games like never before it's gonna be crazy
[01:27:23] It's gonna be completely crazy.
[01:27:26] Vohayoh, I love Browssey's positive mental attitude.
[01:27:30] Thank you, Thibauts.
[01:27:32] Vohayoh.
[01:27:44] John Pearce nails Radiohead's creep in emotional performance.
[01:27:49] BGT-2025
[01:27:52] 2025? Have we finished 2026 already?
[01:28:04] This ambulance corps do themselves proud with powerful cover
[01:28:11] BGT-2025
[01:28:13] I think I can guess
[01:28:15] Yes, I can. Tell us about you.
[01:28:19] We are the North West Ambulance Service choir.
[01:28:25] I don't want to be that guy, but shouldn't these guys be at work?
[01:28:29] It's probably one of the most important jobs in the world.
[01:28:34] Why did you decide to come on the show?
[01:28:36] We've actually been together 13 years, and we started off as a bit of a gimmicky thing.
[01:28:41] thing you know like it was a small thing to make us feel a bit better after a bad day.
[01:28:45] I am at large.
[01:28:47] As you can see it's getting bigger and bigger. Anyone who sings in my ambulance a bit of a home they've joined without knowing.
[01:28:53] He's like yeah you're in the choir.
[01:28:55] I want to show these lot off.
[01:28:57] Anything I ask them to do they come and do. They give up the whole of December.
[01:29:02] They swap shifts. If I ask them to come and sing at a hospice at the weekend they raise nearly 20 grand in money for everybody.
[01:29:09] So it's for them really and what's your name Rebecca Rebecca? What would you do with the money if you want?
[01:29:20] Well, first of all every rehearse in my kitchen, and it's not very big
[01:29:24] Yeah, and and the kettle set fighting the kitchen a few times so a new kettle is first
[01:29:31] Okay, Rebecca, let's do it
[01:29:39] I
[01:29:47] Was case I do
[01:30:00] Reflections of the fears
[01:30:09] Not of the ordinary
[01:30:13] I could feel my soul was sending me
[01:30:17] I'm on my way inside me now
[01:30:22] And you can understand
[01:30:27] What have you done today to make me feel right?
[01:30:33] It's never too late to try
[01:30:36] What have you done today to make you feel proud?
[01:30:42] Oh, yeah, you know there'll be so many reasons
[01:30:50] If you make it hard for me to know
[01:30:55] What have you done today to make you feel proud?
[01:30:59] Yeah, you need to change, yeah, do it today, yeah
[01:31:05] I couldn't feel my spirit
[01:31:35] I
[01:31:49] Have you done today? Wow, that's really good
[01:31:52] No.
[01:32:01] Coir is the best type of music.
[01:32:04] I always get chills.
[01:32:08] He's actually so powerful.
[01:32:22] Eurek you start.
[01:32:42] I feel like I beat him level 1.
[01:32:50] That was not a good trade.
[01:32:56] I should have done the Q start.
[01:32:59] So what's the plan next patch when FaZe rushes out of the game, homey back to diamond 4?
[01:33:10] Yeah, pretty much.
[01:33:12] I'm gonna get exposed.
[01:33:17] No FaZe rush, I'm completely boosted.
[01:33:21] I can only play my heal update champions then.
[01:33:27] We don't have a lot of gold to spend, so it's kinda annoying.
[01:33:53] How are you gonna crash this wave?
[01:34:05] Renekton.
[01:34:06] There's nothing I'm not gonna make it easy for him
[01:34:10] One can survive everything now, there's except death.
[01:34:15] Here you go.
[01:34:22] Now I'm fucking slain.
[01:34:29] I challenge you to do.
[01:34:34] Come on!
[01:34:35] No!
[01:34:36] Big solo bono, big solo bono.
[01:34:45] He flashed to dodge my Q, but he flashed in the tertiary range to take a tower shot.
[01:34:53] It's not great for him.
[01:34:55] I'm gonna do something here.
[01:35:00] I think I'm pulling it more than anything.
[01:35:04] there's something you can do probably execute it's faster just sit with the
[01:35:10] wave like this for a few seconds and now this wave can crash and then you know
[01:35:18] I'm not actually gonna lose any minions
[01:35:23] he gets xp yeah he gets kill xp but it's life I rather give him xp then lose gold
[01:35:34] Now you can see I lose no minions.
[01:35:43] Not a bad strat.
[01:35:49] Only promise that the wave is maybe a little bit too big so I might lose the plating.
[01:35:54] Should be fine.
[01:35:58] Oh, you see that prediction with the Q?
[01:36:24] I'm gonna get my bomb plating why do I feel like I could stay
[01:36:52] There's no way he dies to me with bomb plating, you can't.
[01:37:16] I don't know if this guy is gonna push, yeah he is.
[01:37:40] Okay, I'm calling his bluff, perma.
[01:37:42] Now I'm gonna go and hopefully find a plant.
[01:37:46] It's up yet.
[01:37:48] Ah, shit.
[01:37:53] I think I eat and be.
[01:38:04] I've lost a lot of minions after taking that bad trade, at least I didn't die.
[01:38:25] I mean I am level 6 with 2 stacks, stack wise I'm on very good tempo.
[01:38:31] or have to
[01:38:38] Now I have to kite out his ulti once again.
[01:39:01] Nice perfect at the one thing back off my dad
[01:39:19] I'm dead though
[01:39:26] I'm gonna hit again, honestly
[01:39:33] Bomb
[01:39:49] I guess he won't keep the
[01:40:15] I win this, he doesn't have ulti buddy, you have no r, you have no r, no no no no, what
[01:40:40] what are we doing? no, no, no!
[01:40:44] 4 stacks already, bro, I'm on good pace here.
[01:41:09] I think what I'm gonna do now, I'm not gonna eat minions anymore, I'm just gonna save it
[01:41:12] for Renekton because I should just permabit him. I mean he's farmed well I guess I'm
[01:41:21] not that much stronger. But level 9 is Gigas' bike for show gap. I easy to hit like a
[01:41:33] I'm gonna fuck now
[01:41:40] Okay, got a zunte, very nice
[01:41:42] No flash, oh boy, oh boy.
[01:42:11] That's it.
[01:42:13] And that kill.
[01:42:15] Ohhhhh.
[01:42:17] Nom nom nom nom nom.
[01:42:19] Very nice.
[01:42:41] I'm so dead
[01:42:52] dead.
[01:42:53] BUNDER! BUNDER! Wow, wow, that is so good, holy. Holy, bro. Wow. Damn, bro. It's actually
[01:43:19] The first best game of our little tabi.
[01:43:22] We have summer CC.
[01:43:25] We have yomekate.
[01:43:33] Let's go tabi.
[01:43:49] Yes, I got nothing done.
[01:43:52] Oh, God.
[01:44:09] Let us fight like gentlemen.
[01:44:11] every fight should be winning fight yes right breaker but that item is
[01:44:17] completely fake gives him nothing
[01:44:41] Am I losing her?
[01:44:54] If I call for me, drag us, bro, like, please.
[01:45:11] I'm taking the wave and basing.
[01:45:18] I should probably eat them.
[01:45:58] I'm always a freaking
[01:46:28] for the dragons it feels like.
[01:46:31] Riot removes symbiotic souls to enable mid-quest, greater than changes mid-quest after just a
[01:46:37] few months, greater than symbiotic souls can despair.
[01:46:49] Why should you just bring back symbiotic souls, they were such good boots.
[01:46:55] I just ate here, fuck why did I eat, there's no diamond, now it's there
[01:47:01] Maybe
[01:47:06] Yeah, it's free, nice
[01:47:10] Good job
[01:47:25] didn't renekton ulti there, chase, eat him on his way back, 100-0, i want to do him like
[01:47:42] that
[01:47:43] I have feeling I do.
[01:47:54] Uh-oh.
[01:48:04] Oh my god.
[01:48:09] He just dies.
[01:48:14] Boom, boom, boom.
[01:48:19] Oh, this fucking guy, man.
[01:48:23] What the fuck is this guy?
[01:48:25] I'm getting M-bar.
[01:48:28] Rooker, probably.
[01:48:33] I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
[01:49:03] Oh, bro, it's kinda clean.
[01:49:12] I'm here.
[01:49:13] Let's whack them up.
[01:49:21] Oh.
[01:49:23] Oh.
[01:49:33] I'm back, pal.
[01:50:03] Moving out go to performances, styling on the rift, making a leasy top laner's sigh of relief they don't have to face the goat again.
[01:50:11] Keep slaying king, eat their booties.
[01:50:14] It's fun saying, like watch this.
[01:50:17] Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
[01:50:21] Like that's the type of performances we're looking at here, so of course I deserve only the best.
[01:50:33] Are you trying to fight this?
[01:50:41] There's no fighting this.
[01:50:43] Nice Slime is gonna kill you.
[01:51:23] You heard the sound fuck
[01:51:28] Fuck no mana
[01:51:36] So close
[01:51:41] I go full root earn
[01:51:47] Fuck again I go root earn amending no one can kill me
[01:51:53] Abyssal mask?
[01:51:55] Is Abyssal mask real or is it fake?
[01:52:05] It's real.
[01:52:07] I try Abyssal then for more damage I guess.
[01:52:11] But Gragas will just one shot me like.
[01:52:13] If I die to Gragas, I am reporting you, Shep.
[01:52:43] oh yes get him yes
[01:52:53] I'm gonna have to come back
[01:52:57] don't ping baron don't ping baron fake fake fake
[01:53:07] brian is fake will be active never do it
[01:53:19] pushing both way better
[01:53:26] I'm fine to fight here I have herald to get in
[01:53:30] get in danger
[01:53:35] oh he's on charge
[01:53:43] got one and i'm so dead
[01:53:48] aliza got eight gragas
[01:53:56] more faggots
[01:54:00] Gragas should count as two stacks, true.
[01:54:20] I don't know what I'm going in for here.
[01:54:42] I'm gonna eat her, I'm gonna save her for someone else, fight us over someone's gonna eat
[01:55:26] today it's it's time to to enjoy ourselves I've carried like three games
[01:55:33] today so I'm allowed to troll three games if you think about it
[01:55:44] oh in the game I DC today I played versus this guy he's such a freak then I
[01:55:54] I gapped him as well. I gapped him hard.
[01:56:24] male, middle and something else, man arranged, not a human, watch me get it on the second
[01:56:36] drive.
[01:56:43] Seraph GG.
[01:56:50] This makes it very easy, right?
[01:56:53] Is brand considered a mid laner?
[01:56:55] No way, right?
[01:56:58] If they consider brand a mid laner, then that would be
[01:57:02] very silly.
[01:57:06] Who else is there?
[01:57:19] Mid and Sup.
[01:57:22] Zillian, no we can't be, he was really swayed before this, Valkaas, alright, makes sense.
[01:57:48] and get between me and my gold
[01:57:54] gank a plank
[01:58:00] pike
[01:58:06] virus do we have misfortune?
[01:58:09] Nautilus
[01:58:26] we have no idea
[01:58:28] don't get between me and my gold
[01:58:32] oh my
[01:58:36] Don't get between me and my gold.
[01:58:52] Hmmmm.
[01:58:54] And we picked Hecarim Jungle.
[01:58:59] Let me think what counters Hecarim.
[01:59:01] Oh wait, I'm gonna pick whatever counters everything.
[01:59:04] Boom.
[01:59:05] GG.
[01:59:06] Strongest jungler in the game if you know the technology.
[01:59:30] i'm gonna take flash though so my team doesn't become trolling
[01:59:34] then swap last second
[01:59:37] Olaf
[01:59:38] reckless swing
[01:59:43] oh that's Udur
[01:59:45] easy
[01:59:50] as a colleague
[01:59:57] You're telling me this is not talent.
[02:00:25] I will look like he is high on the skin.
[02:00:53] I have no idea how this is
[02:00:55] Project maybe
[02:00:57] Psyops
[02:01:03] I got a hurry
[02:01:05] No these boards
[02:01:08] Oh no this game will be lost
[02:01:10] This is our first ever competitive match loss as Lost Ratones
[02:01:15] I remember this
[02:01:17] We had a 100% win rate for this
[02:01:23] I can't, sorry I need to focus from minute one with this champion.
[02:01:26] Chat, where does hecarim start?
[02:01:38] Chicken.
[02:01:45] Can you go on ward please?
[02:01:49] Okay, I'm gonna assume he starts chicken then.
[02:01:53] He's not started shitting, he has pipe!
[02:01:58] Way too late to go topside now, fuck!
[02:02:03] Whatever.
[02:02:08] And we're off.
[02:02:15] and we're off
[02:02:45] I love your last story, Clutch.
[02:02:47] We need to push up that green.
[02:02:51] Get the pace!
[02:03:05] Clutch is on the prowl. Run and hide!
[02:03:15] I treasure this essence
[02:03:17] Now where did I leave my essence?
[02:03:30] Alright Shad, you told me he saw raptors, yeah? Let's see
[02:03:36] And make him saw raptors? Let's see
[02:03:38] such a strange miracle
[02:03:43] he did, he did, he did, I can take this
[02:03:50] what's up buddy, what's up man?
[02:03:54] you are kidding me
[02:03:56] how can she even be here?
[02:03:58] how can she even be here, before I even hear it?
[02:04:01] oh my god
[02:04:04] ff
[02:04:06] That is so obvious man. That is so obvious, you're kidding.
[02:04:14] Whatever, I still got her blue. Still got his blue, so worth.
[02:04:23] This just gives me motivation to try even harder.
[02:04:36] I should go swimming Major.
[02:04:54] Crack should be down, but Raptor is up right?
[02:04:58] Oh yeah, look at that perfect timing.
[02:05:04] Oh, oh, oh!
[02:05:11] Get out of here.
[02:05:17] You're killing me, so I'm already out.
[02:05:19] No, you're kidding me, he didn't take Topcrab, by the way.
[02:05:22] No, he did take, yeah, he did take Topcrab.
[02:05:24] So I am up two full camps on this guy.
[02:05:27] That's the type of performance we're looking at.
[02:05:30] Two full camps on him.
[02:05:32] I was focusing on full clear now, I'm not doing another, I'm not doing another in-vate.
[02:05:58] oh he took my stuff please punish him
[02:06:04] i'm taking his shit now
[02:06:19] do i have time?
[02:06:21] This is it, am I inting right now?
[02:06:51] Park on the lane, my full health is well...
[02:06:59] I have to run to my raptors, otherwise they're taken. They might already be taken, you know.
[02:07:05] I'm doing some stupid mistakes.
[02:07:09] Nice, they're still there.
[02:07:21] I'm still ahead in CS, it's just my my next camps are going to spawn so late I get such
[02:07:29] a delay to respawn timer on this so he's going to be able to catch up easily I should
[02:07:37] We're just going to go and do dragon
[02:07:40] No, not prior though, I'm seeing the ghosting, so it's not easy
[02:07:58] Fuck, not easy
[02:08:00] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
[02:08:03] Daisy! Punch in the fucking throat!
[02:08:08] Very nice.
[02:08:10] Oh! Inter, Inter. Kill, kill, kill.
[02:08:15] Kill the Inter.
[02:08:20] Don't let this fight, you know.
[02:08:30] It's like this one porn on Ivern, where your normal cat's face is gonna expire here.
[02:09:08] with days expiring we never win that's my bad I guess how am I killing
[02:09:15] Zyndra and then we still don't have mid Pryo like how is Zyndra first when I
[02:09:19] kill the Zyndra like Velko so what the fuck are you doing this game
[02:09:26] and this case gig I fucking permamute the S-Rule this guy fucking shit as hell
[02:09:38] Yeah this game is giga lost now by the way. How do we win?
[02:09:44] 15, thank you. I wonder why we have to F for 15 with this giga mid gap.
[02:09:53] No, my entire bot side is probably taken.
[02:10:08] I wonder what adventure today has in store for all of us.
[02:10:16] An ally has been slain.
[02:10:18] Fight cards!
[02:10:20] Run back to your wife!
[02:10:28] Why alone now?
[02:10:30] Dangerous knife!
[02:10:32] Ladybug should really be a friend each one.
[02:10:38] Is this dumb why is she not walking is she generally dumb?
[02:10:54] What the fuck?
[02:11:18] There's newbodies a little stiff. Must be an oak.
[02:11:54] I am never lost in the wilderness, only in conversation.
[02:12:24] LPC Valkorce here is completely boosted
[02:13:02] I'm gonna go start dragon again, and I'm gonna die in there hopefully a way for 15
[02:13:32] How can I play when my Velkos is sitting under his tower the entire game long?
[02:13:35] How can I play the game?
[02:13:36] When Syndra will always be here first.
[02:13:46] Like that level, like...
[02:13:48] Just left left at this point.
[02:14:02] When I was playing with constant uv on me, and Pyke would perma-worse my dungle, I was
[02:14:17] literally how can i play the game
[02:14:33] maybe this complete freak of a player
[02:14:37] not punishable by the way this perma goes makes it giga obvious nothing to do about it
[02:14:43] no punishable anything it's completely fine to do
[02:14:47] I don't even know what to do, I go to my raptors, my Velkoz is sitting here so I can never get
[02:14:59] my raptors because I can only just be there.
[02:15:00] Like this is my Velkoz gameplay the entire game, so what can I do?
[02:15:07] Oh nice.
[02:15:10] Cover the map, what am I supposed to do?
[02:15:15] my maps so they don't know where my jungler is, like what is this, argh, what would that
[02:15:45] I thought I got a stranger like that
[02:16:05] I fall
[02:16:06] I
[02:16:23] Was the killing
[02:16:36] I
[02:16:49] Close
[02:17:06] I'll give you a burst so you're even more safe, don't worry about us.
[02:17:36] There you go.
[02:17:39] Make sure don't step out of that comfort zone, just keep staying on the tower.
[02:18:06] I got to stop the N'Kiri while I suck at BAN, I should do what the Velkoz is doing.
[02:19:02] Yeah we're killing this guy bro.
[02:19:12] I'm getting my CS in the top so I don't get banned.
[02:19:32] I can't go in my jungle, I will get insta one shot
[02:20:02] if no one here goes bot lane i'll go and cash that bot lane, i don't mind
[02:21:23] kill him kill him kill him
[02:21:37] fuck em up D.C.
[02:21:47] Boom to FF guys, this is too winnable guys, live with FF.
[02:22:10] killing straight whore's out
[02:22:32] Asap has done irreversible damage to the US server
[02:22:40] I told you to get that second half nuked out.
[02:23:40] Are we trying to fund this or?
[02:24:40] Oh, I feel like Dr. Mundo is stronger than me honestly.
[02:25:02] Okay, I gotta stop dying, or something, actually, then.
[02:25:10] It's winnable guys, it's winnable!
[02:25:38] Yeah, sure it is Voli. Yeah, you're right.
[02:25:45] Never give up.
[02:25:57] I'm seeding base, I'm not dying another time.
[02:25:59] I'm seeding base with the rest of the team.
[02:26:01] That's what we've been doing the entire game anyways.
[02:26:38] thought of this
[02:27:08] This new body's a little stiff. Must be an oak.
[02:27:38] I got him!
[02:27:38] Damn it!
[02:27:39] I got him!
[02:27:48] Win a ball.
[02:27:53] I killed the AC, I'm useless now.
[02:28:38] I think he's gonna die.
[02:28:59] District talking.
[02:29:02] Invading him to one with one.
[02:29:08] I'm not on my best yet.
[02:29:27] pro
[02:29:45] he's piss scared
[02:29:50] and this Indra was so fucking giga ghost as well
[02:29:53] nice to play the game
[02:29:56] My Ezreal's a response to everything I say in the chat on stream, my Velkoz is sitting under tower fucking bot,
[02:30:04] Syndra is spending more time on Nightstream than she is actually playing the game.
[02:30:09] I have to, I have to play the game.
[02:30:11] I'm not queuing Rungle, my teammate has to deal with these fucking dog shit ghosters.
[02:30:17] I'm not dealing with it, they can deal with it.
[02:30:20] No shit in all the junglers I can hate me, this is unplayable to play.
[02:30:45] now the rock comes
[02:30:52] oh the velkos the velkos
[02:30:56] who the guy who told me i was getting banned
[02:31:01] got feedback destructive chat
[02:31:06] yeah that's what happens
[02:31:07] dog sit back down
[02:31:11] karma's bitch
[02:31:27] well this ban, where are they? or maybe
[02:31:29] How can you even play jungle role while streaming?
[02:31:40] Yeah that's what happened Shad I'm telling you I got agents
[02:31:45] I have important people in the high ups you ever say anything against me I'll call them and that's a threat
[02:31:59] 65 months with the goat is going to be psych made land I feel like it's going to be psych
[02:32:12] back mid lane
[02:32:30] back my comp
[02:32:33] ok Camille top last better
[02:32:35] Is it JoWao, Shaco's support perhaps?
[02:32:45] Classic.
[02:32:47] I need AP, I need laner.
[02:32:51] What should I play chat?
[02:32:54] I don't even know what I'm playing versus.
[02:32:58] Like, Jago or Sack.
[02:33:01] I can go Lux.
[02:33:03] my lax is clean
[02:33:06] i could honestly play ap earlier like this pick is not even that bad if your solo ap
[02:33:12] is not even that bad destroy s11 erase s11 annihilate s11 mods
[02:33:24] shut i promise it's not troll i promise it's not troll you're gonna see this this is gonna be insane
[02:33:33] Look at what my teammate said, a bit AD heavy.
[02:33:38] Don't you worry about that.
[02:34:03] You can get to see the power of api Relya honestly if I can if I can be 100%
[02:34:32] honest I think majority of the times where it's looked bad has been a player
[02:34:38] issue. I don't play this pick that often I really it's one of the hardest
[02:34:43] champions to play in the game like the pick works the player me myself I'm not
[02:34:51] super confident on it if I can just get the gameplay side under control this
[02:34:57] is a real pick it's actually really good
[02:35:02] you never did a good game on her what do you mean
[02:35:31] bro bro bro this is just not true by the way bro I probably played at this
[02:35:36] point I probably played like hundred and fifty eight carrelia games and you're
[02:35:40] sitting here telling me I never once did well bro are you out of your mind
[02:36:01] I should win this level 1, I need to get my passive from the minions.
[02:36:28] Ah, turret shot, cooked.
[02:36:41] Okay, level 2 first.
[02:36:55] Playing with fire sack.
[02:37:02] I'm out of potions.
[02:37:14] I want to take this wave and B I think.
[02:37:18] I really has giga waves in the early game
[02:37:33] I'm not gonna even sweat it
[02:37:35] I'm not even gonna look at that passive
[02:37:37] I got the passive, I'm happy
[02:37:39] Don't overcomplicate things.
[02:37:53] Remember chat, you don't have to be the best, you just have to be good enough.
[02:38:02] If I didn't have the balsa vs name tag, maybe he comes back with claw farmer here.
[02:38:30] You can kind of bait your opponent into building armor and then you pivot into AP because you
[02:38:38] go gunblade, right?
[02:38:43] W the wave here so I can actually clear it.
[02:38:53] I'm gonna hit this.
[02:39:00] I'm ready to die here.
[02:39:03] He used everything.
[02:39:07] I could have played a lot better, but I got him.
[02:39:11] Come on!
[02:39:14] How many minutes did it lose under his tower there?
[02:39:17] A lot.
[02:39:21] Alright, huge, I built up a 20 CS lead and I got a plating and now I bought AP, so we'll
[02:39:36] see if I can keep this lead up.
[02:39:45] No way, he dropped it.
[02:40:06] I'm good enough against this divey mare.
[02:40:27] Wait! Hang on! What did I just do?
[02:40:32] Wait, that kinda looked like something that I really would actually do.
[02:40:37] Hang on!
[02:40:41] Well, nasty with it.
[02:41:02] I'm scared, getting ganked, it's like we're level 6, ah it's like I'm all in back side
[02:41:12] level 6, it's completely OP spike, oh yeah, that push into me.
[02:41:23] We're gonna hold the wave here.
[02:41:48] Nice!
[02:42:18] Can't dive. Oh, arrow? Yes.
[02:42:33] You are kidding me!
[02:42:47] I can't.
[02:42:53] I'm base here by the way.
[02:42:58] Someone can take the wave if they want to have an item.
[02:43:00] GG.
[02:43:01] I'm gonna be fired, killer mode activated
[02:43:18] Imal, if you place it, ID, bros
[02:43:26] ID, I'm rolling, I was like, trolling
[02:43:28] What are we talking about?
[02:43:31] Oh
[02:43:47] Good damage
[02:44:01] Suck his old squishies with some AP bill.
[02:44:24] Oh my god his ash.
[02:44:28] Oh my god this Ash has missed
[02:44:33] Nice
[02:44:36] Let's take one more wave
[02:44:51] Oh my god, it's a perfect game. It's a completely perfect game
[02:44:58] What boots do I need?
[02:45:05] Like buying magic penetration on ap arelia feels a little bit weird because your W is
[02:45:11] physical damage, you know?
[02:45:13] But I think it might still be the best.
[02:45:17] I could go like upgrade a Merc, but I think I need to keep that cannon one shot and keep on.
[02:45:30] Ah, if I got my Q off, he would have died.
[02:45:33] My damage, I'm doing surprisingly a lot of damage, not gonna lie.
[02:45:47] And that's tower in 10.30, wow.
[02:45:57] Oh my god, I misclicked.
[02:46:04] Oh, I rolled again.
[02:46:11] Oh my god, I misclicked flash into them, bro.
[02:46:14] i panicked
[02:46:20] i panicked and i win that
[02:46:44] We got the chat down, we go got 700 gold chat down, not good.
[02:47:02] Black DPS.
[02:47:03] Yeah, APA really is mostly a Burst Champion than anything.
[02:47:12] I'm coming top.
[02:47:23] I'll just give him a smurfing.
[02:47:25] I should take over.
[02:47:27] Let Ashe take mid, and I take top.
[02:48:03] I can't dive like you're in great ash
[02:48:08] But I have a hard time diving, he's passive
[02:48:11] But it's great that you keep hitting them, you know
[02:48:14] It's really impressive
[02:48:17] Why'd you keep doing that?
[02:48:24] This guy's level 9
[02:48:33] I'm going to easily die there
[02:48:50] Can I die?
[02:48:56] I'm so dead
[02:48:57] Oh, that's bad.
[02:49:02] I should probably be perma banned.
[02:49:06] Hmm, not bad.
[02:49:08] What the potential damage has, the potential damage is there.
[02:49:33] Let me take over bot, Ashe goes mid.
[02:49:44] This Mulder is 4-0.
[02:49:46] But it's a very good matchup for me, so shouldn't be a problem.
[02:50:03] Am I alone here?
[02:50:25] Big zone.
[02:50:32] We're freezing, Sack.
[02:51:01] i'm so down to fight here
[02:51:08] As he gets the raw mid lane off, dives the smolder when he uses everday.
[02:51:32] Wow that's very good
[02:51:53] Where you going? Where you running?
[02:51:56] What a guy sir
[02:52:02] Can't really help, I could, but...
[02:52:10] I kinda only want to take fights with my ulti.
[02:52:14] then ap arelia looks OP right right that's what i've been saying
[02:52:35] I don't really like it, I like to be more spend heavy damage, not auto attacks client.
[02:52:54] I might be dead here.
[02:52:59] I can't do anything.
[02:53:05] Make sure I don't use slash before dragon fights.
[02:53:20] I'm on my way do we still want to fight without ribbon honestly yeah
[02:53:50] bro this is gonna be insane that much
[02:54:08] oh shit
[02:54:12] I'm dead
[02:54:15] I did 3500 damage that's not bad and I got more the guys you already did, he's not going to be winable
[02:54:22] oh, he's for sure recent, nevermind
[02:54:35] oh the fuck this wave
[02:54:40] Camille is not going to catch this
[02:54:45] Oh, should I say suck my drive?
[02:54:48] Oh, that's not me.
[02:55:02] I have rabon on giga OP.
[02:55:15] Get him, get him, get him.
[02:55:22] Come blade, slow, need to kill.
[02:55:26] More gold for the APR, really.
[02:55:29] Perfect.
[02:55:30] I've been able to buy a large shot with this.
[02:55:33] Amazing.
[02:55:45] Oh, hang on a second.
[02:55:56] Big damage.
[02:56:08] I'll be like bro this board cancer is so lame by the way it's so lame
[02:56:29] get baron though
[02:56:35] I'm going penetration build
[02:56:48] My hang on, didn't get anything.
[02:57:15] Sash is still dumb.
[02:57:34] I'm coming.
[02:57:35] Let's fuck them.
[02:57:38] Ooh, wait. This is a giga flank?
[02:57:45] Come on! Kill this guy too!
[02:57:55] Ooh, ulti!
[02:57:57] No counterplay versus this, by the way.
[02:58:02] We must be winning.
[02:58:04] This is winning, surely.
[02:58:07] I think we just killed him, I guess.
[02:58:12] Nice!
[02:58:15] Bro, you are kidding me!
[02:58:16] Bro!
[02:58:17] Bro, this is...
[02:58:18] I'm having a game of my life over here!
[02:58:24] This is probably the worst thing that can happen to me.
[02:58:27] This right here is probably the worst thing that could ever happen to me.
[02:58:31] Because you know I'm going to be living off this high.
[02:58:33] I'm going to think that my APR is good.
[02:58:36] I'm going to play 20 more games of this.
[02:58:38] I'm getting Paraband by the end of the week.
[02:58:42] It's like when you gamble for the first time in Las Vegas and then you get a jackpot, your
[02:58:58] first ever thing, and then you get addicted and it's cooked for the rest of life.
[02:59:03] Yeah, it's not good.
[02:59:07] But actually I need to stop getting ulti by more because like it's zero counterplay I
[02:59:15] have to it.
[02:59:18] They're mid.
[02:59:21] Sryven is fucking trolling that way.
[02:59:36] if he lives she's a goat
[02:59:41] Camille is sleeping, we're gonna try to collapse
[02:59:43] I don't know how he's gonna be though
[02:59:45] this looks so weird
[02:59:54] ULTIC what are you doing worldy guys?
[02:59:56] how shit are you?
[02:59:58] you're such a fan
[03:00:01] you're just doing it for fun these days
[03:00:06] We should do the drake, but we don't. Yeah we do have jungler. Let's do it, more decency
[03:00:17] I'm so
[03:00:25] I just want to help actually
[03:00:40] Come on, I can't move
[03:00:42] I'm perma CC'd
[03:00:44] Holy chill, my ult is in 2000 damage.
[03:00:49] Fuck, if I just played better, we actually win there by the way.
[03:00:52] If I just played better, I actually ace all of them, for real.
[03:00:56] We got the Drake, that's what's important I guess.
[03:01:14] I don't want to be that guy but my support is building can be no shaco like that guy is actually trolling
[03:01:25] So I win if I don't die, hopefully I do actually.
[03:01:52] It is so unskilled, it is so unskilled, how am I even losing this?
[03:01:59] Kill him.
[03:02:09] I mean, APA relays for a teamfighting champion, to be fair.
[03:02:22] I'm going to kill him.
[03:02:36] Ash is actually playing so well.
[03:02:43] Hi Messi.
[03:02:44] Shout out to Bestmoss.
[03:02:46] I need more catamots.
[03:02:48] I'll kill them now.
[03:02:49] I hope you get a good day, you cutie.
[03:02:51] Love them!
[03:02:59] Oh my god, f**king flush. I'm still going, you're a good f**k.
[03:03:11] I can't.
[03:03:21] No flash.
[03:03:28] So who's useless now, team? I don't get it. How are we losing every fight?
[03:03:34] I'm going to get a pair of my get-morty, because it's another way.
[03:04:27] Ah, nice nice team you did really good there. I lose to this act by the way this act wins the game
[03:04:32] Can you manage that? We're living in a world where this act wins the game
[03:04:47] My shake with secret agent sent to sent to fucking lose my games and
[03:04:53] And the enemy, entire enemy team is in my stream.
[03:04:58] Yeah, these are enjoyable games to play, by the way.
[03:05:01] These are enjoyable games. All the games today.
[03:05:03] All the games, anyway, honestly.
[03:05:05] But people are so shameless.
[03:05:14] All the guys root this me so he can fucking print screenshots of it.
[03:05:18] And send it to his best friend.
[03:05:23] It's crazy stuff, it's crazy stuff, crazy world we're living in.
[03:05:53] shame that everybody's
[03:06:05] one one the sake of one we want what i'm not one we want in literally go
[03:06:08] stares
[03:06:09] that's literally what they want
[03:06:23] Yo, chat who's excited for new arena coming out though?
[03:06:49] I'm not back in a week now, not even?
[03:06:51] Bro, that shit is gonna be hype.
[03:06:55] I can't wait.
[03:06:56] They're making it 3v3v3v3 instead of teams of twos.
[03:07:21] I didn't finish the daily, by the way.
[03:07:41] I didn't go very good here, like 1-7 or something.
[03:07:45] Well, 1 kill was right, it was 8 deaths actually.
[03:07:51] Six deaths.
[03:07:54] Five deaths.
[03:07:57] Two.
[03:07:58] Oh no!
[03:07:59] Oh fuck, it was 192, it's this game, shit.
[03:08:06] Fuck man, really?
[03:08:10] 1-9 and 2 in this game.
[03:08:22] I was actually kinda 1-9, I'm not even kidding.
[03:08:24] Look at this, 4 pin assist on enemies adroane, she was just farming me, I was absorbing all
[03:08:29] the jungle pressure the entire game long.
[03:08:31] I was actually 1-9.
[03:08:33] I'm kidding.
[03:08:47] Winner picks our honeymoon.
[03:08:49] Winner picks our honeymoon.
[03:08:50] OK, you just got to get more balls in than the other person.
[03:08:53] Oh, no!
[03:08:54] Babe!
[03:08:55] Babe, where do you want to do the honeymoon?
[03:08:56] Stop.
[03:08:57] Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're scorned to me.
[03:08:58] I'm going on an island.
[03:08:59] OK, like, just an island on a beach?
[03:09:00] Yeah, I just want to land on the beach with you.
[03:09:02] Yeah, right after we get married, but not like, babe!
[03:09:06] Babe, chill! Give me a chance!
[03:09:08] I didn't even get to say what I wanted to do.
[03:09:12] I'll tell you if I start to get more close to the wedding. It doesn't matter right here.
[03:09:16] Oh, oh, is it time? Oh, they come back!
[03:09:20] Alright, I'll tell you, babe, I want to go to the States.
[03:09:24] Oh, really?
[03:09:25] Yeah.
[03:09:26] Oh!
[03:09:28] I don't know if it's possible.
[03:09:30] Hey, Jeff Bezos, you know that rocket that goes here,
[03:09:34] that looks kind of like a...
[03:09:35] That goes to space?
[03:09:36] I would love to go...
[03:09:37] Oh, wait!
[03:09:39] I won!
[03:09:40] Winner picked our honeymoon!
[03:09:41] Okay, you just gotta get more balls in the...
[03:09:43] That's awesome.
[03:09:44] That's awesome.
[03:09:45] Miss the beat to space.
[03:10:00] I think I'm queuing mid by the way.
[03:10:13] Why am I picking scion?
[03:10:15] I'm playing to troll, I'm not playing to win.
[03:10:20] Why am I picking scion?
[03:10:27] I will go support if they pick like a non CC, non mobile
[03:10:57] I'm a champion, that even exists.
[03:11:11] I'm not going support, not interleon in a way.
[03:11:14] Into karma?
[03:11:21] Should I do it?
[03:11:23] Science soup.
[03:11:27] I'll try to go over here, one of the best options probably is footwear.
[03:11:56] Approach
[03:12:04] The problem with support sion is it's really really good. It's just
[03:12:10] You need you need a sub and a to see that trust you, you know
[03:12:14] Like it's really really good, but your a to see needs to trust you on what you're doing
[03:12:19] Because there's a high shelf if I go in and in that he just gives up
[03:12:26] Like ADC is mental, I guess. Really not it.
[03:12:30] So a lot of times when I play sound support, my ADC would just start like trolling.
[03:12:35] Because I'm like, feeding.
[03:12:46] Honestly, I don't need the potion.
[03:12:49] Potion is bad.
[03:12:54] I should have went Oracle lands for sure.
[03:12:56] I can't clear this
[03:13:08] I'm gonna contest prior even though it's karma virus
[03:13:27] I still want to contest it kinda
[03:13:38] I should have pushed hard enough, the minions
[03:13:42] I just need to get into this push down here somehow
[03:13:45] I might get there now
[03:13:48] Well, and now the lane becomes so easy to play
[03:13:57] Okay, then my words now.
[03:14:04] Go over here, get level 2.
[03:14:13] Okay, okay.
[03:14:20] Okay, okay
[03:14:30] Going
[03:14:39] We're getting this
[03:14:50] This Caitlyn, I can tell she trusts me.
[03:15:01] This Caitlyn, she's vibing with me for sure.
[03:15:04] She's playing giga aggressive.
[03:15:07] I like it.
[03:15:09] Yeah, I still don't think I can sign on it for anything.
[03:15:18] So we're going to come for this scuttler, I don't want to miss xp.
[03:15:38] Remind me to go Oracle lands next step or recall, I missed.
[03:16:04] Go.
[03:16:06] I hit.
[03:16:08] Into the trap.
[03:16:10] Into the kill.
[03:16:12] Nice.
[03:16:28] I wish I just died for her.
[03:16:34] I got it.
[03:16:44] Where is, where is, he was running back from fountain, he was, so dumb, ah I forgot Oracle,
[03:17:03] ADC players never respect early sound passive because they've never played against it.
[03:17:16] We're top lane players who are always respected because they've always played with sound
[03:17:19] for. Oh oh oh, enter enter enter enter enter!
[03:17:34] Oh he's winning down there. Oh he's giga winning.
[03:17:41] First one?
[03:17:45] It's not easy.
[03:17:49] Do you support Xubar Salomon?
[03:17:53] Oh, bad.
[03:17:58] Oh, bad.
[03:18:04] Norkalans got it. Big.
[03:18:07] the great thing about sound support is when you're toppling scion you can die but you
[03:18:19] have to die at like get the wave with sound support you can literally just die, you can
[03:18:23] literally just feed.
[03:18:24] You don't even need to think how you feed, you can just feed.
[03:18:42] Both of these guys are free kills when I'm 6.
[03:18:45] They're mobile.
[03:18:47] I think they're...
[03:18:50] I don't know
[03:18:53] of
[03:19:18] the
[03:19:20] It's so much easier to die with... with 6.
[03:19:33] I don't think I get it on this one, you get no xps or so.
[03:19:40] one minute off.
[03:19:44] OK, pretend to be that the wave crash varies states.
[03:20:10] I'm gonna get the wave low enough for her to finish this, I'm just grieving hard right
[03:20:30] now.
[03:20:31] I'm grieving hard.
[03:20:34] I get him.
[03:21:04] The page says on the side
[03:21:25] Big okay, cuz I entered you before Caitlyn look what I'm gonna do here look how look how nice it is
[03:21:31] There you go, slow push into you.
[03:21:38] I'm B.
[03:21:43] Alright Shad, when you get to this point, it doesn't matter how you do it, it's just
[03:21:57] The only thing you need to do, win or lose doesn't matter, but you have to fight herma.
[03:22:03] I have Dark Harvest stacking, I have Hoobri stacking, and my champion works very well
[03:22:07] in like fiesta games, but I need to fight, all the time, no matter what.
[03:22:11] Like here I need to use kill, but this here is kind of my free kill.
[03:22:15] Let's keep going here.
[03:22:20] That's great.
[03:22:24] I'm gonna keep the wave for Caitlyn cause I'm nice like that.
[03:22:32] I get two rubries and one dark harvest and obviously trading my life as a support for
[03:22:37] Barus's knife in the farm is always gonna be worth it.
[03:23:02] Showbot.
[03:23:07] i wanna go take his rafters
[03:23:37] This guy don't flash.
[03:23:52] I'm gonna ult him, we're gonna dive them.
[03:23:55] Where is normal ulti then?
[03:24:04] I hit, I'm going.
[03:24:07] There's one.
[03:24:14] Oh, beautiful.
[03:24:17] Wow.
[03:24:18] Wow, wow, wow.
[03:24:21] Oh, oops, sorry.
[03:24:27] AHH!
[03:24:33] The enemy has been slain.
[03:24:36] Death at its chance.
[03:24:45] The enemy has been slain.
[03:24:47] Ah, that's getting straight.
[03:24:49] This guy is blue I think.
[03:25:15] I won't be wanting him.
[03:25:30] Where is this guy?
[03:25:33] Oh my god, he came from the years.
[03:25:35] Oh
[03:25:54] Not up
[03:26:00] One more please
[03:26:05] I'm trolling
[03:26:13] That will look good
[03:26:35] I know Jommus, I could go Jommus, yeah.
[03:26:42] Not bad.
[03:27:05] Oh fuck, who's that?
[03:27:14] I'm permanent, that perma snared, silenced, so my CC man, I can't play my character.
[03:27:31] I'm coming.
[03:27:51] I can't move my character! I can't move my character! Like this is so insane!
[03:28:44] I
[03:29:05] What the fuck
[03:29:14] that
[03:29:34] get him get him get him
[03:29:44] Ah
[03:30:14] Fun fact, when you are born you are the youngest in the world, when you die, you are the oldest in the world.
[03:30:25] Well, I'm not even sure about that, I'm sure maybe the first one is sure about that.
[03:30:44] Shad, did you know, soon in the future we're gonna be able to live forever?
[03:31:08] So..
[03:31:15] Another question would be, I guess, would you live forever?
[03:31:18] Like, surely there would be some laws against it.
[03:31:20] Like, you're not allowed to live forever because that wouldn't work.
[03:31:23] We would be too many people on Earth.
[03:31:27] Like, we can't live forever because
[03:31:29] that would not be sustainable.
[03:31:32] That would not be sustainable at all.
[03:31:38] God has been slain
[03:32:08] Maybe they would make some rules, like if you wanna live forever you're not allowed to have kids
[03:32:13] Cause then it's like plus minus one, you know?
[03:32:15] But if you wanna have kids you gotta go and die
[03:32:34] I'm coming!
[03:32:38] Oh
[03:32:53] Nice
[03:33:08] Shad, is there a way to make you not be super slow and boring when you get old?
[03:33:36] Like I would be down to live till I'm like 300 years old but I wouldn't want to be like
[03:33:46] oh like you know tired every day and stuff like this you know.
[03:34:06] and eat well like oh yeah yeah like tell that like a 90 year old bro yes
[03:34:15] you're just exercise bro just exercise you're turning 90 this this month bro
[03:34:21] you should just eat well and exercise then you could be as
[03:34:26] It feels like we're getting older, we're growing older, but we are not, we're not really,
[03:34:43] We don't really have anything for like, becoming old, you know.
[03:34:47] of
[03:35:46] Get up, get up, get up!
[03:36:08] Scientists had a big breakthrough in DHing recently actually, really
[03:36:33] You know what's that shot I
[03:36:35] I know the name, I know the name, I know more the name, wait, I know the name of more
[03:36:45] YouTubers and entertainers than I know of scientists and like, you know, like low-key
[03:36:57] scientists should also go viral, you know.
[03:37:00] I feel like scientists don't really go viral these days.
[03:37:30] Like imagine back in the day, bro, everybody knew who Einstein was.
[03:37:37] Who even is the Einstein of our time?
[03:38:00] Your turret has been destroyed.
[03:38:30] What is this anime fight?
[03:38:37] I'm just kind of watching.
[03:38:42] Uuuuughhhhhh!
[03:38:47] FF the game!
[03:38:49] Fucking sinbra champion man!
[03:38:53] What is that?
[03:38:55] 1700 with her art?
[03:38:58] Did she even have any balls out like what even is that?
[03:39:02] I don't know how good it is.
[03:39:28] I think Sylla would fit my playstyle, but I'm not very good on mage-less.
[03:39:45] Don't imagine I really play Zilean.
[03:40:07] Nice!
[03:40:08] Nice!
[03:40:41] 17 deaths, good game.
[03:41:09] I'm queuing top lane and hopefully getting Syndra angle.
[03:41:28] I'll do one or two more games.
[03:41:32] Can you explain the general theory of relativity to us?
[03:41:38] uh... you mean e equals mc squared
[03:41:48] so basically
[03:41:53] of course is alboudinstein
[03:41:57] it is how we understand
[03:42:03] space, time and gravity
[03:42:08] to put it simply
[03:42:33] actually talking about this makes me curious who's the top scientist in the world right
[03:42:57] now. Top 10 Scientist.
[03:43:12] Based on 2025, 2026 citation, based ranking, research.com.
[03:43:17] I don't know...
[03:43:19] Walter C. Willett?
[03:43:21] H.A. Kim?
[03:43:23] Francisco?
[03:43:25] Who are these guys?
[03:43:33] What did Walter C. Willett do?
[03:43:38] Damn!
[03:43:41] This guy is smart as fuck.
[03:43:47] It's a Syndra time chat, I don't think so, look at their team comp.
[03:43:56] Something like Uder would be way better.
[03:44:14] physician I don't like glaze Americans but low key every time it's like the
[03:44:22] best of something it's always an American it's always an American who's
[03:44:26] best at something I don't know if you guys know this as well
[03:44:31] Shout out to American Americans all over the world.
[03:44:49] Would I go here?
[03:44:50] Good night, probably.
[03:44:55] Nutrition researcher, he is Frederick John Stair, Professor of Epidemiology and Nutrition
[03:45:08] at the Harvard School of Public Health and was the Chair of its Department of Nutrition
[03:45:13] from 1991 to 2017.
[03:45:15] He is also professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School.
[03:45:29] He was awarded annually by the General Motors Cancer Research Foundation as one of trio
[03:45:35] of scientific prizes entirely devoted to cancer research, the other two being the Shars.
[03:45:43] wow what a guy what a guy
[03:45:51] I mean what I missed I miss inting in solo queue
[03:45:59] but did he did he invent Bowson's law though
[03:46:43] I'm already half mana, how does that even happen?
[03:46:52] Yep.
[03:46:53] I'm taking so much damage here actually.
[03:47:06] I'm taking so much damage here actually
[03:47:20] Holy fuck
[03:47:26] This is not good
[03:47:36] he got me I'm so fucked now he got me he got me he got me he got me hey hey
[03:47:45] Hey, props to him, shit. I pissed my pants.
[03:47:49] Am I dead?
[03:47:50] Is it two points in W angle?
[03:48:07] I'm a man now.
[03:48:15] This works! This works! Oh my god.
[03:48:26] Thank you, good job.
[03:48:35] Yeah, I'm getting a little bit gapped so far, I forgot you have Gigamanish is on the third
[03:48:57] level 1 for your first reset
[03:49:02] a little bit like Ragnos i guess
[03:49:07] Bye bye!
[03:49:08] We have some taunt, I can take the plating.
[03:49:10] Thank you!
[03:49:11] And now proxies, thank you!
[03:49:37] and then B, perfect
[03:50:07] Also build this game shot, Shagoli and Riss.
[03:50:13] And I'm gonna go full glass cannon, they're full AP by the way.
[03:50:17] If I just go tank with MR I'll be really OP.
[03:50:37] You just fight me like this?
[03:50:47] Oh, they're fucked, shit.
[03:50:56] You're dying, buddy.
[03:51:05] I'm gonna be in Gangt, being swampy in the bottom of the list.
[03:51:35] I'm familiar with the towers out there, I was down in range, it's still worth it.
[03:52:02] Bro, ammo items are so fake these days, there's nothing I would want to get.
[03:52:16] Like Banshees is like so weird on a melee champion, cause it's gonna be just get procked
[03:52:21] instantly.
[03:52:22] So the spell shield actually doesn't do a lot for me.
[03:52:25] I could also use mid to murk treads and be happy with that.
[03:52:35] It is so aggressive.
[03:52:51] I can't like it.
[03:52:59] I'm going to plant.
[03:53:21] In your mess up you can you push the wave. Why is it pushing into me?
[03:53:35] Promise Udre in stuff. Pushes the wave when he wants to trade.
[03:53:42] I should look to dive.
[03:53:51] I was born as a fuck genre probably coming down
[03:54:21] I should get a reset for Aiden with this big spike.
[03:54:49] He bases like that?
[03:54:54] Just on a cannon like this?
[03:54:57] Doesn't he lose a bunch?
[03:54:59] He's TP-bot.
[03:55:01] Oh, they killed him.
[03:55:05] It would have been really good if he went through.
[03:55:07] They would lose so much.
[03:55:17] I'm briefed
[03:55:22] Well my team is doing insanely well this game
[03:55:36] Is bad bunny modern day Michael Jackson
[03:55:47] Weapons are for the weak.
[03:56:17] I'm gonna look for mid-run.
[03:56:26] I'm looking.
[03:56:37] I'm dead, by the way.
[03:56:42] No, you can't use me, Draven!
[03:57:17] Riot, Riot!
[03:57:24] Oh, you're gonna give me, you're gonna give me!
[03:57:35] Can I dive him?
[03:58:01] That kind of impossible.
[03:58:02] He can just W on top of himself. He has so many shields.
[03:58:08] I'm very much dead here.
[03:58:20] I think it's a mercury treads angle. I don't know, I can easily dodge the taunt. I can easily dodge the syrups.
[03:58:27] They don't really have Slyzy after that.
[03:58:30] It's never a mercury cause it's always full damage
[03:58:47] Deep in both but I think it's better to sleep in mid and take plate
[03:58:59] I guess I'll take another wave.
[03:59:28] Oh you're gonna get me W.
[03:59:50] I feel like if I ignited the blades he would've died.
[04:00:50] 3 for 2, I can't mess up, I can f**k out of the door with this.
[04:01:20] I'm going top here with no TP, am I trolling?
[04:01:45] The thing is Shen is bot and Sinra is mid and they're all mid, so top is literally open.
[04:01:52] This is five playings here, two tower.
[04:01:56] It's never trolled to be alone on a side lane.
[04:02:00] If enemy, if there's no enemies in your lane, you're in the right place.
[04:02:06] Always.
[04:02:07] if
[04:02:31] I'm so bad!
[04:02:51] I'm so bad!
[04:02:54] Making me a champion man!
[04:02:56] I got Leandris, try a new item.
[04:03:56] it's chill me karma I get in there
[04:04:30] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
[04:04:37] I'm just gonna go for the first time.
[04:05:00] I thought the package is 27th of April bullshit like I don't get it
[04:05:14] The fuck is coming, I don't know what that means, but it's the fuck.
[04:05:30] Not me
[04:05:47] Right to the death ruins
[04:06:00] I should have picked Zynda, I should have just picked Zynda, I said I was gonna play Zynda
[04:06:23] Why did I pick it?
[04:06:25] Now I have the flavor set
[04:06:29] Still in the next game
[04:06:31] I don't care at this point
[04:06:53] Nice, nice, nice, let's go.
[04:07:07] An enemy has been slain.
[04:07:13] You cannot outrun me.
[04:08:07] any fight is winning fight right now
[04:09:05] Uh oh.
[04:09:09] Nice.
[04:09:12] He gets shielded right, it's not scary.
[04:09:23] I got exhausted, so I don't kill them now.
[04:09:44] Your team has destroyed an inhibitor, your team has destroyed an inhibitor,
[04:10:10] It's probably more than some mess that's popping off.
[04:10:32] I
[04:11:02] why do i have the sin draw?
[04:11:18] I'm gonna cast you dead
[04:11:29] GG
[04:11:42] double LP
[04:11:48] One more game, last game of the day so that Syndra top lane it's time.
[04:11:55] I'm convinced it's OP.
[04:12:06] Man I really wonder how this ranked MMR reset is going to work.
[04:12:15] i really wonder
[04:12:20] i think we might have the worst league of legends
[04:12:23] in the years ahead of us
[04:12:26] like this this like the first four weeks are going to be horrible to play
[04:12:32] because all the games are going to be so unfair
[04:12:37] we're gonna have 3000 LP challenge players and zero LP challenge players
[04:12:41] It's gonna be kinda fun.
[04:12:53] We're full AP.
[04:13:00] Can't really go Sin Rape for full AP.
[04:13:06] Should I hover an AP champion?
[04:13:08] Maybe my team will decide differently.
[04:13:14] SHIT! I need to show you something!
[04:13:38] Former pro player Roky shows how the new controller support can help rumble flame spinner to spin at lighting speed
[04:13:51] Shab I'm telling you I'm telling the spinning rumble. It's a thing
[04:13:56] The spinning rumble is making a return now. We have some former pro player vouching for it as well
[04:14:02] Bro this gonna did this gonna blow up
[04:14:05] up the spinning rumble is there guys jump on the hype train while while you
[04:14:12] still can I didn't know you could play legion controller that makes no sense
[04:14:25] when he went scion the hell was that new the mid lane these are great as
[04:14:33] I don't know if I want to go that route
[04:14:39] I can go so much fun stuff
[04:14:42] I can play game with Joel
[04:14:46] Myjon is getting better and better by the way
[04:14:50] That's what I'm doing
[04:14:50] So that my own is like up there, you know, like I'm really really solid on the champion
[04:15:08] now.
[04:15:09] You should see it.
[04:15:10] I can't do the infinity edge rush in top lane because I need attack speed and I don't get
[04:15:31] enough attack speed without the upgraded tier 2 boots from mid lane quest so I think I
[04:15:37] have to buy an attack speed item which is probably going to be Juntal.
[04:15:44] Go Borg, man! Go Borg!
[04:15:47] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[04:15:51] I say there's no respite.
[04:15:53] Time for Twitch chat to ragebathe me with Borg comments for 40 minutes.
[04:15:59] Actually, balls with Borky would have probably won versus 5 Pentakill in that scenario.
[04:16:09] I won't, I won't get reshpaded.
[04:16:20] I'm trusting in myself
[04:16:40] How greedy would it be to not go attack speed item like I would not be
[04:16:46] 1.33 attack speed until i'm like level 13 or something it's kind of rough you know
[04:16:54] it doesn't really none of this matters the only thing that actually matters is backing on bf sword
[04:16:59] if i can get that i'm happy
[04:17:16] I've got pinged Carapace on the ward, not think I got ganked.
[04:17:45] Oh yeah, now look at gank me a lot earlier.
[04:18:06] Proxy the wave!
[04:18:07] Time to proxy!
[04:18:15] I did not get it, you will have to be on the next wave.
[04:18:45] Let the wave crash man, just let it crash.
[04:18:54] Oh my god.
[04:18:59] I see a proxy.
[04:19:00] I'm never gonna make 1300 gold, like how am I supposed to get 500 gold, it's like impossible.
[04:19:07] I should probably lay normally.
[04:19:17] I'm getting so crazy ganked.
[04:19:19] But he can tank a cannon wave by the way.
[04:19:26] I'm gonna go fuck with him.
[04:19:37] worth, worth, worth, worth, worth, big
[04:19:46] oh my god if i hit those yes better i have it anyways
[04:20:00] GG
[04:20:01] This is the only thing that matters, getting that BF back, because now Juntal actually makes
[04:20:09] sense.
[04:20:10] Because you don't buy shit components.
[04:20:13] I'm not going to have any attack speed, which is kind of rough, but you don't need
[04:20:21] it.
[04:20:22] watch yourself
[04:20:43] Oh, that was a really bad trade
[04:20:52] Nice.
[04:21:21] cool now bro shut I am scaling like crazy
[04:21:43] my man fight base with 1500 gold and he's bottom edge ice he's rushed that
[04:21:51] With zero kills nothing is designed. I'm gonna medjide that that's that's his purchase. All right
[04:22:21] I probably want to wait to push into Mesa, I actually have some kill pressure.
[04:22:42] Telltale sign of a weak player, he buys armor when we're a majority magical damage
[04:22:49] in the team. He buys specifically to beat me in the 1v1. That's a telltale son of a weak player.
[04:22:55] I got him there.
[04:23:47] Nice damage.
[04:24:09] He has no models, he can't do anything.
[04:24:17] You're fine. Ring around the circle.
[04:24:47] I'm gonna have to ulti back to lane if he doesn't want to lose all of this.
[04:25:08] The most greedy, the most scaly build ever.
[04:25:11] Juntal cool.
[04:25:12] Yeah this game is over.
[04:25:15] I'm not even getting like a mob dying even for this. I'm staying zero deaths. Yeah
[04:25:23] This guy has like two more minutes then I'm completely taking over
[04:25:45] I know if we are going to be greedy in the real trade tomorrow.
[04:25:59] Race to grubs.
[04:26:05] I don't need another attack speed item, right?
[04:26:31] Like I don't need boots, but boots are fake.
[04:26:37] With levels I will get the attack speed I need and alacrity.
[04:26:40] Eventually I'm going to get the attack speed I need.
[04:27:01] Boom.
[04:27:03] Still in the lamp.
[04:27:11] You're a scream.
[04:27:31] Triple org ride them, this is telltale sign of a weak player.
[04:27:45] Only care about the one we won in his build.
[04:27:48] You'll have no laking, teamfighting, but my skills are going crazy.
[04:28:10] Just buy Bork, bro, you said.
[04:28:13] Bork is not a good item, and Bork is definitely not good in the armor.
[04:28:17] Or more counters Bork.
[04:28:32] I'm a dune thing. He's gonna have to ult there.
[04:28:39] For blush.
[04:28:47] I'm dead.
[04:29:03] Could be an angle to pivot to map.
[04:29:06] Pivot to AP on.
[04:29:07] Is that good?
[04:29:09] Have you ever been to Belgium, Barsi?
[04:29:12] I'm nervous about this
[04:29:38] Honestly, you should go Lord Dominic second here
[04:29:40] Second item Lord Domnix was this armor. It wouldn't be bad, you know.
[04:30:07] This tower is slowly going down, so yeah.
[04:30:10] I'm dead.
[04:30:17] I'm dead.
[04:30:24] I'm dead.
[04:30:31] Brody's fucking noon, man.
[04:30:33] Get off of me.
[04:30:38] I
[04:30:47] Ward here I ward here to make sure I don't get gambler a good link and commando with four thousand rumors
[04:30:53] Bees falling in what's coming to that guy even the recent
[04:31:08] destroyed
[04:31:20] Finally a good scion build. Oh, no, this is rage bait. This is maximum. I would not I would not listen to this
[04:31:27] This is crazy rage bait. No, I will I won't fall for this
[04:31:38] I'll just get one tapping me by the way.
[04:32:03] I should go and murder this game, they have so much cc.
[04:32:13] What's the magic not that doing?
[04:32:28] He has 10 stacks.
[04:32:29] 10 stacks, that's a gold.
[04:33:01] I could deep in kill the scion, i think it's better i get tower
[04:33:12] manion is good
[04:33:31] fucking dog it fucking dog come on bro come on bro come on bro
[04:33:49] Oh shit, there's a plant here. Hang on a sec, yellow. Let me cook.
[04:34:00] More than you're kidding.
[04:34:10] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm alive.
[04:34:15] It's getting so lucky, no?
[04:34:19] He's gonna have to B, so I'm just gonna TP and take tower, for a good night.
[04:34:32] I'm completely open now, GG
[04:34:54] I'm double
[04:34:58] Compensate on the kill
[04:35:02] I don't want to be in the stacks, but the bad guys are obviously in the correction,
[04:35:32] No he's just...
[04:35:34] He's completely woman-hiding
[04:36:02] She is a hell of a...
[04:36:15] I'm just gonna keep pressuring top. I guess Graves will open here and try and kill me again.
[04:36:19] I'm gonna try, he will probably swatch up me like he always does.
[04:36:22] What if I swatch up him first?
[04:36:24] I only lose versus Graves if Zan is there to CC me.
[04:36:28] But 1v1, honestly.
[04:36:32] Yeah, 3v1 this time, unfair.
[04:36:42] Yeah, 1v1 you guys would never beat me.
[04:36:46] May you know that too.
[04:36:52] The boss is so good people start calling messy the boss of football FRFR
[04:37:02] Chat how much extra ad do you get above hundred you get hundred percent of above you get hundred percent of crit above
[04:37:10] 100% as ad
[04:37:13] So Lord Dominic will give me 60 ad
[04:37:22] yeah lordam is probably very resourceful yes
[04:37:36] okay I stopped feeding now sort of team I had no more feeding I'm farmed up I carry
[04:37:52] I'm going to go top here.
[04:39:12] This has to be ragefade at this point.
[04:39:15] Zero damage! I'm doing 600 per Q, eh?
[04:39:30] I got this.
[04:39:42] Oh wait
[04:39:45] He dies by the way
[04:39:48] Woohoo!
[04:39:49] Woohoo!
[04:39:49] Woohoo!
[04:39:50] Woohoo!
[04:39:50] Hang on a second!
[04:39:52] Weird!
[04:39:52] I'm completely online!
[04:39:57] Get outta here, Graves!
[04:40:12] and GG.
[04:40:24] I just need lifesteal.
[04:40:59] I don't know why mid lane should be side lane, at least if they go for mid then we get something
[04:41:11] on the map, now I'm just in pink for fun.
[04:41:29] You only have 75% crit, you need one more.
[04:41:54] This Ambul is completely useless. By the way, full tank, zero damage, not even Titanic for wave clear.
[04:42:00] It is completely worthless.
[04:42:02] He's an actual bot in fights.
[04:42:24] one me one me bruh
[04:42:32] I like to move don't worry bruh I'll move next season
[04:42:46] I
[04:43:09] See you in this you win guys
[04:43:16] Nice!
[04:43:38] What are you talking about?
[04:44:16] Bro, like I can't hit a kill for my life.
[04:44:23] I can't hit a kill for my life, this is crazy.
[04:44:46] I have this stream running in the background and every time I open this tab the screen
[04:45:35] There we go.
[04:46:05] I'm sure that we end this, yes.
[04:46:22] We lose humming.
[04:46:28] I don't know.
[04:46:58] I
[04:47:21] Stop feeding like what is this
[04:47:28] I actually want to damage, but try my damage on Sion, but Nunu is always on him, like
[04:47:51] what a waste
[04:48:10] oh run back to your base bro just only one he wants man what's your problem
[04:48:16] and now nunu is coming from base with home guards with five million movement speed ball
[04:48:21] And of course, like they're just here lurking!
[04:48:33] Fuck off!
[04:48:51] I win this
[04:49:13] come on come on did bork do that did i do that with bork with shittles ruin king
[04:49:38] No, I don't think so.
[04:49:40] No, I don't think so.
[04:49:49] Not bad. Second highest damage in the game.
[04:49:51] Not bad. I did good.
[04:49:56] I'll do one last.
[04:50:08] play cindra jungle, does that work?
[04:50:26] Hearty Monty
[04:50:31] Blitz in the top lane
[04:50:51] Dr. Doom versus Council of Kang's
[04:50:53] Bangs.
[04:50:55] Chills.
[04:51:18] Kang the Conqueror. He got cancelled, didn't he, the actor?
[04:51:23] It was a PR nightmare for Disney, they were rooting for this can be conquered to be the
[04:51:39] main villain for season 4, season 5 and then it just got cancelled.
[04:51:52] Now we're working on the robot. This is gonna be way better.
[04:51:56] Bro this is gonna be cinema. Dr. Doom, Robert Downey Jr. plays it.
[04:52:02] Pfft. Wow.
[04:52:12] If Bows was an Avengers hero, he would be Iron Foreman.
[04:52:22] If I was an Avengers Marvel Hero, you know who I'd be?
[04:52:48] I'd be vision.
[04:52:50] Because that's combining two of my main champions, Baye and Sion, into one name, vision.
[04:53:00] That's why I'd be.
[04:53:15] Ergotop lane.
[04:53:16] I've waited 69 months for this moment nice, but now do I stay subbed so much gray screen and so much maroon 5
[04:53:26] Is it time now chat? That's a syndrome come out
[04:53:34] We're a little bit heavy on AP not really it depends if I really is a pure AD of course
[04:53:46] Axiomarkanis is the tech.
[04:53:55] Hi baboos, you sexy nerd.
[04:54:02] Oh yeah.
[04:54:07] No skin, skin!
[04:54:09] Oh, no skin, Syndra, ew.
[04:54:12] I guess I'm faker
[04:54:24] We picked five mid laners
[04:54:26] hahaha
[04:54:40] So chef, how do I get splinters?
[04:54:47] Seen i collects splinters from the following
[04:54:51] One from Damaging Enemy Champion
[04:54:53] with two abilities within four seconds.
[04:54:55] What?
[04:54:56] This is so complicated.
[04:55:00] Damaging enemy champion with two abilities within four seconds.
[04:55:03] Okay?
[04:55:04] I only have one splinter for that, but it scales.
[04:55:07] Fire splinters upon spending ability points.
[04:55:11] One splinter on killing large minions.
[04:55:16] Getting these splinters, that's very important.
[04:55:19] Very very important.
[04:55:20] It's the most important thing I've seen, bro.
[04:55:24] Hey, man, I've heard some rumor on the street that your pro player career might continues.
[04:55:29] Can you tell me more about the rumor?
[04:55:42] Remember when I saw up here?
[04:55:50] Wow, I'm just getting out of to death for what and I'm not even close to level 2 because
[04:56:07] I get... I get zoned off of xp, yeah?
[04:56:17] Oh my god, I'm fucking dead.
[04:56:37] senior top new meta yep it's gonna be so good bro trust me on this one this is a new
[04:56:47] meta
[04:56:48] They even had bad eyesheets on the champion.
[04:57:08] This power is coming to the man, an enemy has been slain, an ally has been slain.
[04:57:31] That Q does a hundred damage, what the fuck.
[04:58:01] I
[04:58:05] Gimmi splinter yeah fuck yeah
[04:58:14] Oh
[04:58:16] Miss my son
[04:58:31] These abilities are so weird, I'm getting used to them.
[04:59:28] I was getting chased down like bro, what is this game playing?
[04:59:55] I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what
[05:00:21] Oh man, ah fuck
[05:00:23] I don't have b either though
[05:00:28] Did you even insta b, that agg?
[05:00:44] He has b
[05:00:51] Oh shit.
[05:00:56] Naga, what did I plant?
[05:01:21] I'm not scared.
[05:01:51] This guy is playing freaky gameplay right here.
[05:02:03] Now you're cooked buddy.
[05:02:04] You play like this and now you're completely cooked aren't you?
[05:02:15] We are so back we are so back what do you mark second shot
[05:02:38] W W W
[05:02:47] Oh, no stacks on my Q, it's pretty chill Oh, that's a bad flash
[05:03:02] He has no will to do.
[05:03:18] Okay, it's faddle.
[05:04:02] Where is this guy? He just went into Alcove?
[05:04:06] Now what? What?
[05:04:20] This fucking talent! Get off of me! What is wrong with this talent dude?
[05:04:32] I really a troll building, yeah I see it, that's ok.
[05:04:59] every game today's oh my god every game I get plus nine viewers it's actually
[05:05:08] nice to know I'm I'm never gonna fall off because every time I queue up I'm gonna
[05:05:12] get nine viewers nine new viewers
[05:05:16] He's ff... ff get me out.
[05:05:41] What the fuck?
[05:05:44] You can mute people? How do I mute?
[05:05:49] I didn't mute a roll yet
[05:05:50] bro this lobby is hella cringe lulay this lobby this specific one really
[05:06:20] Have you seen every other lobby today?
[05:07:50] Shad, when do I skill him? One shot people with my R?
[05:08:50] Zymbretop?
[05:08:51] Here, let's stop this shit.
[05:09:00] Just have somebody it goes 0 of 15 in my game as AP Aurelia talking about potential damage
[05:09:05] she learned here.
[05:09:07] An ally has been slain.
[05:09:13] Bro, fake damage or what?
[05:09:22] Enemies in there kills me there by the way.
[05:09:25] Enemies in there kills me there for sure.
[05:09:30] I had like 10 balls out as well.
[05:09:39] Nice, I saved her.
[05:09:57] Soon I have 100 splinters. Oh I need 100 splinters, that's when I start one-shotting because then it executes, I get it.
[05:10:04] And Hanan has been slain
[05:10:07] Got you got you almost there
[05:10:19] I really needs to go top lane
[05:10:31] Bro, I'm pumping now by the way
[05:10:34] My W is true damage.
[05:11:04] I'm sorry, I managed to miss everything.
[05:11:28] This is completely my fault. I'm sorry.
[05:11:38] I'm still getting used to these abilities.
[05:11:43] Got him though. Big kill.
[05:11:48] Huge pick up.
[05:11:49] I'll be here.
[05:12:08] This meld still goes side, like should the meld go mid, if anything?
[05:12:12] The relation you decide is 17-18 minutes.
[05:12:26] I did it.
[05:12:28] Help!
[05:12:31] Flash art.
[05:12:42] That's not great.
[05:13:01] At least the maximum of splinters, 120, yeah.
[05:13:05] Once I get that GG.
[05:13:31] I like them all so fucking dasken don't come over
[05:14:01] e
[05:14:06] e
[05:14:08] e
[05:14:13] e
[05:14:17] e
[05:14:21] e
[05:14:26] e
[05:14:27] 4
[05:14:31] Bro, I literally can't play the game man, this fucking guy
[05:14:57] I'm getting it, did I really completely lose it when I muted her or what, so I'll mute,
[05:15:14] see what's going on.
[05:15:16] Ah, back to muted, fuck this shit.
[05:15:23] Oh fuck that.
[05:15:27] Fucking freaks man.
[05:15:29] Absolute freaks.
[05:15:36] Irelia I will kill you. Trust me I will like what?
[05:15:40] That can be right.
[05:15:43] That doesn't sound very nice.
[05:15:53] This talent is on my dick the entire game, I can't play the game, because he's always
[05:16:06] on me.
[05:16:39] I'm gonna splinter, 105, need 15 more than gg.
[05:17:00] Oh, you get splinters if you have lob abilities, it's free then.
[05:17:26] We'll fight this or what?
[05:17:38] Big!
[05:17:39] Big big big!
[05:17:41] Oh my god.
[05:17:43] They don't have Wrangler.
[05:17:45] If we just don't fight, just don't fight.
[05:17:47] Just catch waves.
[05:17:49] It'll be really good.
[05:17:52] They do not have Wrangler, so they can't start it. We shouldn't even fight them.
[05:17:56] The enemy has to fight. We don't.
[05:18:10] Man, this is so pointless. I'm now said by it for no reason.
[05:18:21] Big stun!
[05:18:26] Niiiiiiiiiigh
[05:18:56] Topgap, holy!
[05:18:58] Oh yeah, oh yeah, the farcest-of-minute Urgot who got turbo camped
[05:19:03] like literally got ganked probably 20 tanks by the talent, topgap
[05:19:22] I will have 20 splinters now, I'll have 20
[05:19:26] I literally carry.
[05:19:31] I'll take that six drinkers, can't blame.
[05:19:43] I hope I'm not dead.
[05:19:57] I can be someone
[05:20:05] Wait what?
[05:20:12] Go!
[05:20:15] Where's the damage?
[05:20:22] Where's the damage?
[05:20:29] Where's the damage?
[05:20:34] Where's the damage?
[05:20:48] That's crazy, I thought that would be a one shot for sure.
[05:22:04] I'm going to look here.
[05:22:30] I did it!
[05:22:42] Fuck!
[05:22:43] Woohoo!
[05:22:44] Fuck!
[05:22:45] Fuck!
[05:22:46] Hey, it's 3kid now.
[05:22:48] Boom!
[05:22:49] Come on!
[05:22:50] Come on now!
[05:22:51] Fuck! Fuck!
[05:22:55] He's free kill though.
[05:22:57] BOOM! Come on!
[05:23:00] Come on now!
[05:23:10] I'm pushing by the way.
[05:23:12] Talon ult right?
[05:23:15] They all have so much MR. I need Void.
[05:23:21] I'm pushing.
[05:23:44] Keep going?
[05:23:45] I don't think this is a good idea.
[05:23:48] 20s one shot though
[05:23:58] this is my die bone
[05:24:05] ohhhhhhh
[05:24:08] bro where's my damage at
[05:24:10] I had 5 balls out
[05:24:13] my ulti does no damage
[05:24:18] has been slain
[05:24:23] What is this?
[05:24:25] 1400 damage only?
[05:24:28] That's not right
[05:24:48] I think this Aurelia is going full skit zone because I muted her.
[05:25:13] I'm unmuted.
[05:25:14] Let's win this.
[05:25:15] Lock in Aurelia we can win this
[05:25:17] That's a team
[05:25:28] It's winning
[05:25:33] Yo, yo
[05:25:40] Not bad
[05:25:45] Look at their base though.
[05:26:15] What's my last item?
[05:26:21] Which bin I think?
[05:26:24] I think I'm getting there though, we're dying.
[05:26:31] I ran out of your soul shit at the game
[05:26:51] You win this
[05:26:53] Be good
[05:26:58] What is doing the damage?
[05:27:01] Whatever, it's a mid gap.
[05:27:08] Don't win with this massive mid gap, unfortunately.
[05:27:17] Wow, we really had the least damage.
[05:27:30] Honestly, while you're at it, let's 1v1, Aurelia. Let's go 1v1.
[05:27:36] You completely int my game. Completely throw it.
[05:27:39] 1v1 me, bro.
[05:27:47] Yasuo, man. 1v1 on Yasuo.
[05:28:00] Go, Fleet Footwork, Mark Flash.
[05:28:24] 1.5 million points on Yasuo, it would be so embarrassing to lose.
[05:28:54] It's so embarrassing to lose.
[05:29:19] Yes, um, lethal tempo ignite, can't really win all in.
[05:29:22] It's for the guild less
[05:29:39] I'm a ringman
[05:29:41] No more
[05:30:52] Can we see you there in game?
[05:30:54] You're good on me.
[05:30:56] Love you.
[05:30:59] I need guys nerves, I can feel it.
[05:31:01] I can feel how nervous this is.
[05:31:03] 1.5 million points Yasuo.
[05:31:06] More like 1.5 points on Yasuo,
[05:31:08] with how he's playing.
[05:31:19] Boom, boom, boom.
[05:31:22] Bro, on your main as well?
[05:31:32] That's crazy.
[05:31:34] Dude is in my stream the entire game.
[05:31:49] Oh wait, oh I'm on both streams!
[05:31:54] Just to be dead dog shit? Like why am I even in this guy's elo to begin with?
[05:32:07] One more, I gotta get going, I gotta get going. I'm getting kinda angry.
[05:32:15] Appreciate you guys coming in today, much love.
[05:32:19] See you guys around, yeah?
[05:32:22] Take care everybody
[05:32:25] Have a good rest of night. Bye. Bye and good night