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Hello, hello, hello.
Two seconds.
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
what's up, what's up, what's up, guys?
Oh no, not the... Oh no, not the Mundo.
Fuck.
Well, better win early game.
Hello Mr. Balls. Hope you having a good day.
Thank you.
Same shirt as yesterday
What do you think of your sub?
Gingapam, what do you think of your sub?
Let's get that rank one pause
Let's get the rank one, that's what I'm talking about
Let's get the rank one
Hell yeah, let's get the rank one
Same shirt, it's not the same shirt
If you can wear the same shirt everyday
I guess we can be hard
where he has diamond border, which is gonna be easy
diamond border, what does that even mean? does that mean?
I guess he demoted diamond at the start of the season when he was in RLP
I guess that could happen as well
bro shad, I've been seeing some people on 1000 LP, what the fuck is that about?
How are people 1000 mp?
I'm 200.
It's APS really mid lane.
You only stream 4 hours a day, that's why.
That's not true.
hours a day but what where are you getting this from
W start be good vs. Moon though I wonder
I'm going to pull him off so he doesn't get to see us.
Wow.
when you get pushed as Gragas.
That's the AI generated player.
Sit under tower, 2 CS a minute player.
Hard counter me.
My ADHD is gonna kick in and die then.
I lose the game.
Sorry for putting in my wave.
You got your recall there actually.
I don't know what to do with Gragas when you get too early game.
I don't know what the gameplay is.
It never happens.
I can make lost chapter here.
Oh
Come on
What got here?
Oh, you bother must be also filled
Damn, you guys were late today, they took you a whole 6 minutes before the first ultimate
more to go. Come on, set up guys. I should be winning now.
I get sick soon, we're going to kill him.
Oh, yeah.
I hope he doesn't get his passive back.
I guess that's what he's waiting for.
Good luck, King. Put these dogs in their place.
I'm just gonna base, actually.
When you're playing versus AI generator players, such as the Mundo, who has 2 CS in it, all you have to do, the only thing you have to do is don't get bored.
that's how they win these games they sit under the tower all game and wait for you to dive
If you never dive them, their playstyle falls apart.
I want to like kill this guy, but again he's AI generated so it's going to be hard.
Oh
We've got a spring back
Get him! Get him! Get him!
R4 WMAX fucking second you're right you're right bro this this reflex I
have not to go in every every game it's bad
One tower shot for that raid. Very nice. We're just gonna dive in.
your room
Nice
Author to be here, huh?
Fuck, this is like a 50 seconds. It takes 20 seconds to arrive
Ah, you're bad.
What's this?
Jit game anyways.
I'm here for moral support.
Yeah, yeah.
You're dead.
oh yeah
flashed
yeah
There's no ult, no flash, can't even dive him again.
ah
So the Bolo
I've been like in Lich Pain 2nd a lot lately, it gives you that extra CDR you need.
Usually I go in the Crup Bloom, Cosmic Drive is always bait I feel like these days.
off to the big dry field so I'll take the win. I can't explain it.
Oh
Bro Braggas is crazy man, what is the I can't lose on this champion every time I pick it is just a
It's not even close either. Every game is a stomp of Kragas
She's one trick
I have perfect idea this game
My first ever perfect idea game
Hey!
Hey!
These kills, are you serious?
What?!
your team has destroyed and hurt
i think ignite, everytime i die it's because of ignite
i think i'm top here for the wave
since the exact same thing just better. I didn't celebrate Valbori now.
Oh yeah baby, very nice. My Graga stays at 100% win rate.
I
Already 200 LP. Yeah, but I'm seeing some people with like 1000 LP is ridiculous
But comparison is the thief of joy. You should never compare yourself with other people.
The only person you should compare yourself to is yesterday's you.
Hecchia, welcome guys, welcome. Today we're grinding the League of Legends solo queue ladder.
How much is Grandmaster 500? We'll go for Grandmaster today.
What am I gonna play versus?
Oh, where are you?
Wow.
Guess I'll go 80-sion.
good play tanks on as well but why do you think swedish are so popular online so
many talented creators force in and PewDiePie of course and a cramming
women's chess pro real calls the king of the north and somehow you
We're all from a big family, all Swedish people are from one big family.
I can fuck with him level 1 to 3 he comes back with a chain vest
The lane is a little bit over, can't really beat him, best I can do is farm Tensea for
a minute and destroy the rest of them, which is a perfectly valid strategy to do.
I'm really so be hard to proc. I need to heal 25% of itself.
Orang's health event.
Good trade, level 2, cryo.
next wave
There's no pressure for ever killing me
Nice walk through proxy
I'm too grumpy!
Viego, his gromp, oh he's ward over the wall when he procs early like this, then you know exactly where Viego is.
And now you know I can't die anymore, so I can gig-agreed for next wave.
I kinda wanna agree for playing if that's even possible.
He wants to give CS to stop me.
Maybe I'll next wave them.
Feels like I have him in a little bit of a show cold right now.
He's bleeding CS, I don't.
He's got to do his awkward thing and push up the wave.
I guess one can do it, yes, but wave clear on the hand.
But now he's in trouble.
Recall on the cannon wave, that's very advanced.
Recall on the cannon wave after you proxy, that way you don't miss CS or you will
have to recall.
And if I would be him, I would use my TP, otherwise he loses minions.
Yeah, he might just run back to lane, but he's gonna lose 3 melee's, maybe a cannon
Yeah, he's deep, he's deep in advantage now
But he has 2 health bar, so the lane is over now
He was one while he last did
I don't think I'm gonna damage
I'll be winning, yes or no, see this?
Oh, they're going to kill you now.
Get for the passive, get get for the passive!
I don't know about him.
I've only got there.
man you can't have stuff that's gonna stop picking up my body man
it's not the smartest thing to do
An ally has been slain.
Where is the thrill of carnage?
You're mine!
Another AI generated top laner.
Full tank, 2 CS a minute.
This is proxy, rom spawning soon.
What you can do vs. 40 times is, they have a hard time interacting with the wave, you
see how I'm interacting with the wave, I one shot it.
And Ornn interacts with the wave, he doesn't one-shot it.
Oh my, oh my God.
So I can be making this side, I can make this side project while Ornn is dealing with the wave.
because I one shot it in one second and it takes longer time to clear the wave I
can use I can make side project by killing enemy jungler because he tries
to kill my jungler he will lose CS that's why wave clearing is so important in League of Legends
makes you go on side quest
Hello!
We got damage really.
Maybe a flash.
Watch out for that.
speed bounce, it's not worth the effort
AI generated top laner, I'm 50 health but he doesn't even try and go for the kill, he's
scared of dying, classic
how do you proc this rune vs zorn?
it's really hard actually
i have a really hard time dealing 25% to myself
the only way to do it is with my W
my W does giga damage or something
He's like breathing
I actually lose prior now
I only fuck.
Victory is soaked in blood.
I don't know what to do.
Have you got Nidgis, F of the lane completely, go roam or something?
The wind of victory
Unreal, the one has three playings now
Really fucking dead
Cause I messed up
And we're done two dragons
Think the game is lost
I can't proc face rush here, you just have to make a run for it
coming mid I guess, this Viego's tabi so it's really hard to kill him
Oh, it's B by the way, looking for me somewhere as well.
Get out of there Barnave.
She's coming, she's coming, help her.
I'm sure we'll get that Karthus, yeah.
It could be an Herald there.
No, they're not.
I think so the hero doesn't lane or is that like
of
oh my god bro what the fuck happened I was out but then I like I went here I
like click Q on him but then my Q was on cooldown so instead of Qing him I
I saw running towards him
He has a misplay
We have TP top here
Orn has to match with his own TP
But then I still have 10.prior over
To make a play
I have a lot of quick play now where you are proxies in the water
I have a lot of quick play now
Holy sack
Holy sack
Oh
I got a retake top before dragon
I can't run this around
Blue card in yellow card blue
Oh my god, you can't proc like to fucking face rush and run away anymore, this matchup
is actually so disgusting now.
I do not believe it.
I'm not sure if it's actually so hard now when you can't proc face rush anymore.
Yeah, I don't know, like this is kind of cooked down now.
Enemy Ornn, classic AI generator, top laner, just carries the game now.
Because he played under his tower the whole game long, and then he plays tank, so he's just GG.
happens
i can run to dragon but we just lose look at this one he's rocking up to 5000
did you listen to the new maroon 5 same day
I think we lost, let's just wrap it up now.
the only other level in the world is like fucking moomis did I guess I can push
I wish I would even run to the other side of the map fast, but I can't even contest prior anymore.
He will just walk. He will just walk and everywhere he goes, he will run.
It's all on screen, it's crazy.
I'm strolling this fucking macro now though, it's like so boosted at the game, we might just win because of that.
I get three tier 1 now.
I just want to kill him
I want to kill him, I'm going to kill him
He has to die
Now he's dead
I
We're killing this guy
Yeah, I don't really
My damn
Nice 500
Is this the colony? Did that scully have a user?
He still has it
Okay, I'm on the side
One more wave and I'm 16 and I done is such a huge spike
If I should have kept tanking the tower, I dropped aggro and deadmed my features for the aggro.
Then he can inted.
But that is really what we killed them.
We had winning 5 for free and it looks kinda weird now.
I should not have done that.
Numerum 5 is big for real?
What's the name?
Herrin?
You guys wanna listen to the new maroon 5 single?
I'm turning this shit up
Okay
I'm not gonna go, where is our team?
Geek a shed! Geek a shed!
KILL HIM!
KILL HIM!
Hmmmm, well this is a banger, man.
I guess mine isn't my thing.
Nice.
Chat heroin on Spotify if you want to listen to new Meru5 signal.
So I'm so late on the map here, Ornn is already moving, I'm going top, the fighter I don't
I like this fight that much.
We're starting the Baron.
Any gold card is killed by the way.
And let's Ornn blocks my defense.
Oh, we need Ornn to lands.
I'm adding that to the Monday playlist, that's one song.
Oh, it's fucking Syrucaheals, man.
Nice.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my god.
I really like how we're playing these fights, we're playing them very slow, very cautious,
we're playing with my Qs, we're playing with my CF Dumbledore card, we're playing with
spells, we want to just go in randomly.
I've ulted here so I can really die.
and I got the internet shi-
I move
holy chills, I disarm
can you feel damage from walls?
Yeah, I mean if the enemy is like close enough to the wall it has flash damage over walls, yeah
I feel like I need to push bot
I'm gonna take the next wave
I think I'm gonna die, I think I'm gonna lose by a soul, by the way
Nice!
Let's go!
Nice
I agree with that I agree you said carried I agree I carried I agree with what you're
saying there double LP ages of valor as well perfect closing in on 300 LP now
show a t-shirt
this shit, this right here boys, this right here boys, pussy magnet, alright
Fucking pussy Margaret
Should I click on this Amazon
Can I show this?
Everytime I show stuff I leak my address.
in a bother. He linked a... Oh, I know what I can do! Aha! Screenshot! He linked a great
book of EUN-E, Evolution of Subhumanoids. Diving to the depths of EUN-E server and League
of Ledger's solo queue in general? Or what? Who would buy that?
Yes, full AP, let's go.
Relax, like holy fuck, relax.
It's the boofiest, Gregus.
We don't have anyone who can really buy serpent.
I think we get outscaled this game, so I gotta be sharp in the laning phase, this guy is
Are you cooking something or just full grinding?
I'm on grinding mode at the moment.
That's why you see me play Gragas.
That's why you see me playing non-feeding Sion.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
Do you have some Doran helmet?
Ah yes, Doran in this name, so it's a bad item.
Guys, remember that one time when LR played vs T1 and I single-handedly carried the entire
game on B5?
I think I'm going to win for real.
Holy fuck.
I lost three minions on Sadashi.
and she needs a flash
I don't know why I'm losing CS to Trontray with him.
So I should be doing...
But then I also have a level 8 on her, so I can... I kinda can trade with her.
You usually want to avoid trading with Gragas early game.
I'm going to get the plating, and we're fucking out of here as well.
I forgot about U there.
Re-sangle.
Broke did wave! Broke did wave! Fuuuuck!
Ah, it's a good play. It's a good play.
But good
I rise those have my fucking help
I'm trying to hold this freeze
I didn't even fucking took a freeze
Jesus Christ
I think I have to take the wave and be done now
I'm gonna be here. I can't focus here. She will kill me.
Udo taking my entire jungle. Zzzz. Bro, that's a U problem now.
I can't stop her.
strategy
I don't want to have to go to my jungle.
Don't get pushy
I got the fuck out of here
The enemy has been slain.
And our line has been slain.
Oh, yeah.
Is unplayable for Riven?
Yeah, of course, you bought GG.
If I GG, it's fucking GG for you, cause you can't play the game.
What would you rather play versus with Gragas?
incredible tenacity that makes your entire entire fucking game unplayable or 5% on the
map.
I can't believe people see by these dogs and boots.
You're not gonna proxies.
I should not get a proxy
Brian messed up here
I don't know why but I'm not sure
I don't know what to do
Thanks
Oh my god!
Fuck man, I'm missing.
Donkey, Donkey there.
Why do you know what a stonky sounds like?
It's a Donkey Kong.
Why do you call Donkey Kong?
Disney a monkey
This is just a terrible moment
Where is he?
Oh my god
I will come to a point where she's just simply too far behind to do anything about me even
when I miss play I still win because she's just one shot.
I'm wondering about the build here, if I can go Mario Treads or not.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna get his Diver, he's so easy to die.
We're just taking a problem, thank you.
Danbao sees that the best progress on you.
you give some tips to play like you thanks have a god week
tips on Gragas
um what tips do I have on Gragas
oh Gragas is more important than when you're strong rather than fighting actually well
Like Groovy Gragas you can have the best mechanics in the game, but if you fight in your first
4 levels you will just lose, whereas if you fight in your level 9 you will win, even if
you play bad.
You better know when you're strong, then know how to fight.
You know?
I like this.
I like this, my arms are like flying crazy by the way, I don't know why they're going
like this.
I'll take wave and be
It's a draw
It's a draw
It's a draw
It's a draw
It's like we're winning with all of them.
Did he bolt?
Do I need to mash this or?
I'm completely off with my tamper here.
I caught him from the high gloss.
Ah, very weird.
When the enemy did some LSE type of macro, they like
swapped around, rev and TP'd both, swapped with all potents, strong sided wait-hop lane, all in one turn, and this shit you see in LSE.
what is happening what is this damage what the fuck dude my action is one and
So what we lost the game on
I'll just be on dragon, we just lost the entire fucking game by the way
but that's why minutes the entire games is coked now
One minute dragon, I don't even know how we fight it with other twos.
like how are we dying on the weak side there's four people on me and action
has died three times in a row one v one versus inting river like this is so
disgusting what I'm looking at I'm playing here one v three and if I die I
mean no I fucking die I die like of course I die like but we're dying we're
dying on our strong side it's unplayable
I got way into a flash, but this is good I guess, because I'm on a ward.
I'm gonna go speed bot lane now and if I get free man by fucking Uzer, Huay, Karma then
my team has to win.
they're supposed to be topside and if they come botside ever we should just win the game at this point.
We could force the Baron here.
and action guess what he did he died when we wanted to do anything with him
Nice
This is your moment.
I can't do anything here, this is the weak side.
I'm sorry, it's less.
I'm going to be a little unplayable.
Oh, yeah.
Sheep all.
Full tank out of the ocean, solo.
Just get me out.
Card is boosted, action boosted, Leona boosted, can win.
It is what it is.
I'm winning this game.
You know it's cooked when Card is doesn't have the most damage.
How much I want to recheck that the fucking gold earned that game
My action made 7500 gold that game 7500 gold earned
It's another game I lose as it's Riven by the way, every time I lose it just ends up
being versus Riven.
the most OP champion in the game I guess.
Nice, another game of fucking Riven.
Can't wait for her to get death stance and carry the game.
I changed her skin this time.
I
Let's get this party started
are we ever going to see ad blitzcrank again?
no
it was only good because of the bug and i believe the bug is fixed now
i mean good is
good is pushing it but yeah
I'm on it!
I think they're...
Oh my, he's in my ward.
Oh, it's on Avers' Riven.
Oh, yeah!
Tense will be the best.
I believe I don't have any sustain, so dealing damage to a health bar is actually valuable.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
We're being for real?
Yeah
my dead
flash
i'm just a thought
Oh my god, freak champion dude.
I'm going to get you before you start it.
Unrelated to gameplay.
How many times have I said that in this game so far?
Looks like I am staying alive.
I can't with the champion, man!
It's so annoying!
No vision, walks up here for the fucking gank, still no chance of killing her because she
is fucking dashes away 20 million times.
Like she any normal champion there dies by the way.
and now I have been slain
now get to see
an enemy has been slain
an enemy has been slain
I think with my elixir, I should beat him.
I'm not sure if it's worth it, but it's worth it.
I'm going to use my flash, I'm going to use my flash.
Tres rush. Yeah, that's what you're playing about.
Don't even bother ganking. It's like un-unkillable.
Like, wh-wh-what's the plan, y'all?
Go farm your tanks.
She's literally making fun of us.
She's laughing in our face.
Can even procs here.
here.
I already feel outscaled, I'm not gonna lie.
She gets these merchants and now every trade system playable.
Where is she?
Are they on grubs?
I'm dead, you boys.
Stop!
I fucked.
Fucking love for the other side.
GG.
Fuck.
An ally has been slain.
Every game I lose is fucking rev-ban.
The champion is so disgusting, they all pee.
Like, what is wrong with the champion, by the way?
Every game.
Every game I lose is a fucking rev-ban.
I'm on it!
I think Ragnar's into Rivenite, stand no chance!
Is that normal?
Are we ever gonna nerf the champion, Riot?
The most OP champion in the game for four seasons straight.
Oh, yeah!
God, I'm stuck again.
Where am I?
Let's get this party started.
An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
I'll get food.
Enemy is in the screen.
Enemy triple kill.
Good luck.
Good luck.
I was not as smart as proxy.
I get to the tower here
Yeah, yeah
Poor dragonhost though
I also might not have a dragonhost
You're breathing on smith, there's an angle, she sees this and she wants to fight, well good luck guys
I came on a base before camping, can't you kill smith? He's so bad.
In Sweden it's very nice, it's like the best time of the year, it's like when you went through the long winter, it's been cold, it's been super freezing all the time, and now it's not super warm, but it's starting to get warm and it's like such a nice feeling.
I don't know why I'm wasting this ward when there's fucking phailite, like I'm just trolling with my ward, this ward should never happen.
Let's get this party started.
We've actually clutched it up in teamfight. They don't have an ADC.
We'll be hard for them to do barons.
We're just going to hand out airtoons.
I need this ward to be able to play the game.
I guess I'll have to stay here for a minute.
Yes.
I don't know what to do with this.
Let's get this party started!
Ah, they give me the insta-loss when they start typing!
As soon as the time is out, they give me the ski-gallon.
You know it immediately.
There's no coming back.
How she death stands?
WAH WAH WAH
DEATH STANDS
GG
Yeah, I'm gonna take him for a guess
Pretty nice, maybe
Give, give, give
Nice
Now hold on, this game will be winnable
I'm sure dead
Ah, I can't even know if she's in the rancid.
I'm lagging, like crazy.
I'm gonna get sniped!
This really is only 1 keg old, if we can get it on maybe Aurora or Aatrox, they seem
like decent players.
I'm fed enough actually, I don't think I need more gold.
I need my team to be a little bit more useful.
I should have been able to have a rune on the ice
Pantheon dead as well, let's not die so easy
Call it could be here
hang on oh my god no way oh my god he's so good let's go Yasuo
good job
It's a self-stone angle.
Wait River, 1v2'd?
No way.
I've seen that one before.
At least she's not dead good in a 1v1, oh wait.
At least she's not dead good in a teamfight, oh wait.
Let's get this party started.
I lose, I lose, I can't believe it.
She has no cooldowns.
I comboed her like 5 times, I did 1500 damage, nice.
Seems alright.
I
Did you think father guess I seem like gas we can kill the rhythm
I will be both I will go mid here
I should have been leading now, finally.
Ah, then we picked Riven, I knew I was gonna lose.
Well balanced champion Riot.
Very well balanced champion.
This is the first of many players.
Play Garen to counter ribbon.
There is nothing that counters ribbon.
I'm playing Gragas and I'm losing.
Like there is nothing that counters ribbon anymore when that happens.
You guys remember when I played Riven and everybody thought I would lose and I ended up winning the game.
Good times.
I proved on that day that the champion is completely overpowered.
Honestly I might pick it again for Yilo.
I would even pick with this. If I go on ADC they have 5 Tabas. If I go on APC they have 5 Murks.
I suffer no matter what I pick.
I go like Sion. Sion is very mixed.
But then I'm blinding Sion.
No one picking into Ambessa.
I can rock out the Poppy, but that's giga coin flip.
You're a volleyball player, good ol' times
The Giga counter
Splaggin' Poppy
He could be an ambassador mid lane with the new boots
Probably is what it is
No, it's not
I
Not really the poppy dice of cringe one up new no game would feed families
Yeah, no lady poppy that's strong
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Miggins has spawned.
Me the hero?
Nah, that's ridiculous.
I'm prone with picking a champion like Poppy. I'm a little bit AI generated this game.
I'm gonna play safe. I'm gonna make sure I hold my lane.
I'm gonna rock up the team if I late game.
But the problem when you pick a champion like this, when you pick Shen, when you pick Ornn,
is you depend a lot on your team to do well.
It's really hard to gain leads on this champion.
I don't know what to do
You're about to see how's the blind going, nice juicy lip speedy W.
The enemy has been slayed.
The enemy has been slayed.
The enemy has been slayed.
I don't want you to see me go over for real.
What is this state?
I'm glad.
The enemy has been slayed.
Big tail.
I need a reset before I die.
Gearshat is this the guy who solo-blown him, did the bust special to Faker and T1, he's
tight the bussies and also shout out to land best mod in the universe at the far
Let's go Giga Scaler.
I guess I'm getting Pryol now, I think.
I don't think I can see you
Bro, I'm sitting on two wars one, what am I doing?
Shut down.
Not tempted.
At least I didn't get my mark to king red when I died because I went the other way.
I'm sure there's a lot of walking just in case they come creeping.
Okay, I admit it, I'm long.
well these traits are not even close by the way they're so one-sided it's
insane why
Oh, I can't believe it.
I need to get my Sunder Sky as soon as possible. I can't wait and get Tabi's and stuff. I need to get mine then. It's really important.
An ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
We are going to stand Taliyah there instead of the rel, Alma.
I'm doing some misplace.
I'm on ward.
I'm in 100% that's everything right
Ah, she has full item, there's no one beating her, I don't know.
Fuck.
I should just play like a dog this game under my turret, that's how I have to play, I
long fighting
I'm a little bit busy playing on that still, she's weird.
She's way ahead, it's gonna be rough.
I'm going to use double kill.
Holy fuck, it's fucking damaged man.
I'm not sure.
I'm shiiiit.
I know you're out there.
We're nerf early, yeah.
It's very easy to react to that.
that doesn't kill him
I knew it, I was ready with W
fuck
This game is looking a little bit rough.
come on bossy you can do this show her how big the hammer is
I think she has shoulder-glanding.
It's a little bit of it.
She is half of us so fast, I don't know.
Oh
Holy fuck
I
I'm done. I'm done. I fucking hate this champion
I would suck your farts through a garden hose.
should I fuck like how do we ever plan on winning this I'm better we'll have
three items depth stance it's a classic depth it's even 2.0 like I don't
know man just fucking 20 million dashes by step stance GG these
These champs are freaks by the way!
Oh he's coming, oh my god, I'm serious.
He's actually left off, go next.
He's not winnable.
I'm playing the long game.
Why is this dog pinging?
If you're waiting for me to go up, you might be here a while.
An enemy has been slain.
While the ally has been slain.
Shut down.
Don't like it, you?
You're gonna have to pass this one.
And I like this one.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
It's not dented.
11 months sold. I'm almost told enough to be your girlfriend. See you in 7 more months
small slow
You got it mixed up. It's years you're supposed to
Think think you got that completely wrong
I'm gonna fight the dragon now.
We send it, but it's completely cooked either way.
It's a shit fight to take, but we have to.
We have a choice.
As I've announced, there's no winning anymore.
I'm not good at day down.
Good luck in the MMR reset balls.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I know you're out there
just in case they come creep
fucking freak
F after fucking game please like oh my god we're not winning this
I
I have a summer that's disconnected.
Defeated.
All playable as fuck.
it's a male or a female it's a blitzcrank
I'm not really close with these casters.
Brand W.
Robot arm...
I'm gonna blitz again.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
Let's do it.
I think we have to turn towards the north, these ports.
Like 1 and 4 I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure we only had 1 kill.
Wow, I'm caught off I guess.
5, 3, 5, 2, 6, 5, 6, 5.
This was very, very, very early on to the season, I lost my turns.
This was when I bought symbiotic souls on every shanty in the game before they got fucking
fixed.
This is such good times.
victory is soaked in blood
your balls
I can strike them or something
I already get the scissors by 820 grunts in a row then play 1 river match I'm not gonna
lie.
And you wanna know why?
because Gwen can't buy Death Stance
There's some Death Stance for Aiki Bruisers
So...
That item sing-a-man is possibly...
I don't know what to do with this.
We're doing the 100 game challenge.
Nah, I'm not participating in it.
force priorly buy on the fish wave or six whatever it is and then get on the
cannon if she's used to be a good tip advantage
I should play giga aggressive now let's play with tp advantage
I hate this waiting.
When is immune?
She went to Ruby crystal cloth for mark brah
Tabi rush can make shit up
This is so bad
when you have pub I think I'm actually killing you dear ones
fuck you flashing
actually just take it left honestly
Welcome me!
I'm just gonna get him.
This is nice of her.
Where are you coming back with now?
Warmups armor on Gwenn or what?
Everybody builds tanky these days.
Everyone.
So disgusting to play versus.
He doesn't do any damage, he just hit in her face.
The spirit is actually kind of useless now that I can proc-see.
I don't forget, Mida.
The quiescent beats at me.
has been slain
Killed him, yeah
This is my top base up
An enemy has been slain
An enemy has been slain
Nice rush, yes. Bye bye.
Bye bye, bye bye.
It's a lot harder to proc the storm raiders. When you have someone on you, all you did before was auto, E auto, face rush run away.
Now it's like that doesn't proc phase charge, the only way to actually proc your phase charge is to get the charged up Q
and you need your W sometimes, it's actually really hard to get out of some situations
I'm going to take one more wave, be ulti bot, I'm going to be level 11 versus level 7
break the wheel and their bones
I want the ash or the zone though
kinda want the zone though
I'm not gonna die anyways
this is even a good play
Yeah, that was fun I guess.
Lose a wave for double kill bots.
Wensir and AP, she has zero AP actually.
flash, she would live, and then she would have full wave to kill my towers with
so I think the safer place is to take the wave
that's why I always want to Q the wave
so that the whole wave is low, so that you can go on Diana when you die
and then when she flashes the wave you can run back to the wave and just last hit everything
then you get like everything
oh she has her item now is she open?
death
flash right
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so low.
They wanted asking Bulls to touch me.
Where?
Oh
My god
Oh
Bro fuck this shit man honestly
Can I team just win me the game the game for me already
day one of asking balls to touch me
most useful in the sea player
most useful in the sea player
I'm sorry I didn't
I
I guess flashed away is playing.
Oh my god, oh my god said
Oh no, YK goes to Gragas, YK goes to Gragas, oh no.
Yeah, there is this game lost again, to be honest.
When he's carrying the game with one item and now she has 3k gold in her bank and she's
already carrying and she's sitting on one item but she hasn't spent her 3,000 gold so
So this game, if I'm not mistaken, it's just lost then.
Oh, she killed Spice.
She's strong. She's strong for your life.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh!
Please get her!
Oh no!
Let the ability...
Yes I am.
Break the wheel and their bones.
Quick question, why do you stop your ulti instead of hitting someone with it and CC him?
It's a lot easier to hit. A lot more reliable.
Oh my god, fuck you, man, fuck you.
I got nothing at all the thoughts left.
you're gonna make it sad
We didn't make it.
That's Baron, Baron equals lose always.
I've been preaching for the entire season now.
Baron equals lose.
Whoever starts Baron first loses again.
99% of the times.
This has been proven.
Fake objective.
This guy is no flash, by the way. You're no flash-ash.
How fast?
What?
She completely evaporated!
Oh my god
National Flash!
You can't be stopping up like that
They're gonna spawn at me
Gonna get you
how is the new rune? it is great I'm liking it
it's a little bit hard to play with when you're behind
and when you play against tanks it's a little bit hard to drop
by something you set up it has pros and cons
I'm shating 100.
Pretty good.
Is Edison good for low elo?
Yep.
Adesion will get you too low elo
You know
I died on that ladder
This is how design is specific in our jobs
uh oh i'm gonna get you come here get her
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
good one
Let's watch on YouTube.
The LCK versus Saudi Arabia controversy.
Uh oh.
So the Esports Nation Cup just lost arguably its most important participants before the
thing has even started and the way it happened was very controversial.
Let's get into it.
For context, the Esports Nation Cup, or the ENC, is a brand new international esports
tournament scheduled for November 2026 in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
And you can probably think of it like an Esports Olympics.
It's got a $20 million prize pool and a $45 million operating budget and over 100 nations
were expected to take part across 16 titles.
And of course, our League of Legends is one of them.
Now South Korea obviously would have been one of the headlining nations here and Kespa
or the Korean Esports Association were officially named as the national team partner back
in March, which means they were responsible for the whole team selection process.
They'd even already announced their LOL coach, former KT Rolster coach Kang Hirae Donghoon,
and then this week it all fell apart.
The breaking point was that the Esports Foundation, or EF, the blokes running the whole ENC from
Saudi Arabia allegedly requested the inclusion of certain players onto South Korea's roster
for select titles, which Kaspar of course rejected.
An anonymous industry expert quoted in a sports saw report said interfering with
the composition of a national...
I don't get it, what's happening?
What is he talking about?
Hi, there's too long of a video for me.
The national team is crossing the line.
Every country has its own system
and this is a massive sign of disrespect.
Now no one's officially confirmed which player or players were being pushed for, but community speculation and to be honest, some pretty obvious signposts have landed on one name pretty heavily and that name is of course, Faker.
At the 2022 Asian Games both Faker and Chovy were selected and shared the starting mid-lanes position, but Faker was sidelined by illness, leaving Chovy as the Korean starter and they of course won.
And with the 2026 Asian Games coming up in Japan this September,
Casper will be going through the same selection process again,
a criteria that is purely performance based.
And given what Chovy has done domestically over the last two seasons,
leading all LCK mids in KDA damage per minute, CS per minute, and gold per minute, I think,
winning player of the year and going 27 wins to Faker's 17 in head-to-heads across 2023 and 2024,
If Casper are peaking on form, Chovy is the obvious winner.
Faker is still the greatest to ever play the game, that's not up for debate, of course,
but on current...
Faker second, second greatest, there is one person who's beaten Faker back to back,
100% win rate versus him actually.
Domestic form, he's going to make sure that gets out there.
The numbers only point one way.
Now Chovy's big, he's huge in fact, but only domestically and to us league players.
Faker is a literal national hero and has international status, and he's often being recognized in
the eSports Goat conversation alongside other games and their respective fakers themselves.
So the theory is that the EF wanted Faker in the South Korean lineup, he's obviously
their most marketable name globally, and Kespa weren't having it on those terms,
So it's kind of rough because they're asking South Korea for their best representative, which of course like on paper as we just spoke about is probably Chovy or BDD, but then the Saudis want the most exposure and the most money, which Faker brings.
But South Korea want Chovy also for the money kind of because they have a higher chance of winning the tournament and technically he is their best representation.
Nah, too long of a video I can't watch.
Make it into a shorts format.
All you had to do was hashtag stay.
Damn that's deep.
Shut up, have you ever been in love before?
time to roll out the barrel
this is not the matchup move, very easy, this kind of afk form
All good, Kusant is a fake champion.
they picked the worst champion in the game so it's gonna be fruwin
did you see new maroon 5 song?
i did heroine bro we listened to it on stream earlier today
it's so good
usually you don't push the wave cause it's canon
so he can keep his tp
because i'm playing draggas
And I'm not really looking to lane, I'm just looking for a quick reset.
I'm going to do something to push the wave on Proxy and then reset.
This way I lose less, but he loses less as well.
So we both lose less than we should be losing, I guess.
I lose my life.
Ha! Hang on!
Oh you think you're getting me?
Bye bye!
What do you mean, Flash?
What are we doing to the bot lane for proxy farming then?
We're up double CS!
Double magic on top
level
This is what I said like this is the biggest problem with storm raiders versus face rush
It's when you get these tank champions. I can't proc my storm raiders reliably
if I use W Q E I don't even do 25% of itself so I don't prop my thing it's
incredibly it's actually incredibly hard to play the tank matches with the
run
have to proc key the wave
have to proc key
I don't know what to say about that.
It's gonna be a hard game.
Everyone is kind of beating each other like I have toplane loosing, we have jungle loosing,
I'm losing, mid also can't lose, but then we have bot winning, so
I'm not really losing, I'm kinda losing, but I'm also outscaling, so
Yeah, I'm just ready to skin ghost
Oh shit!
Am I dead?
Give up
All there everywhere
Oh my god
Teemo's here, Cordo's here, Jayce is here, you can't always be here!
Everyone's everywhere man, like...
has been slain
I am here
Time to proxy! Time to proxy the wave!
They're coming.
Second level 9 here, I'm super strong to fight the Jace, yeah, nice.
bro i don't even know what to do here like
people like this are not real by the way
Ben Victor like who like who like enter
tag here I'm just gonna use my own the
real-life name like what is wrong with
these people like who actually puts their own name as their gamer tag our
feasibility of people their thoughts
yo can I add you what was your username
I'm not bad at dying.
Let's get this party started
I won't think to double you, man
What do you mean 600?
How did I do 600 damage?
Are we serious?
This guy is walking around with 3,500 and I do 600 damage.
It was just the power doing everything.
I don't have the eyes of a monster.
Run down.
We're doing anything about this dragon.
Oh my god...
Oh, he got the dragon!
Nice!
Nice!
BAN! Flash is in! BAN!
bann... bann more like ban with that performance
I'm so fed up.
They're in our jungle, I couldn't think of them all, but...
They're gonna dive out of me.
This basically how you play versus Casante, just ignore
him the entire game long. But he's annoying. He's fucking up Victor. But this is how you
play with this champion. Just ignore him. Go push lane to his face. Go roam. Kill everyone
except him.
I
Oh
Nice, nice.
Coming to secure the dragon this way.
Leave her alone asshole!
Oh
Hey back off dude leave her alone
I'll give you
Oh
Bye-bye. Oh, you're kidding
I have never joined the stream and you had a positive score.
It's like bro.
It's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.
Well, it is much of the like...
I think it is much...
They're away from me!
He's a lot slower on the map than you will be.
If what matters is what's on the inside then why did that girl dumped me when I puked
on her?
For real for real
I don't know if that's the same
That was a little bit nicer
I won the question 2 at all
I can force Kassadin if I have to guys
then I can take the...
Who won the contestess?
Oh jesus even dead
Super good done
Oh, that's happening big here.
Oh, where's my damage?
I guess I have low gold.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
I should find a way to group, I have so much gold, but I can't kill the rest of them.
My W is giving me 52% damage reduction, it's pretty good though.
I think we are done.
Oh, I missed.
Very nice.
We are done.
That's a good one.
Oh I missed.
Very nice.
and
let's get this party started
get him get him get him
We miss watching comes up here
An enemy has been slain.
Don't get me changed.
Shut down.
I'm on it.
No!
How did I miss time this?
Well no flash, I know GA, worth it.
Needs some brawl.
Oh my god.
I said one more, I'm dead.
I don't know what to do with him.
Oh shit!
Very nice!
W, Ben.
Ben and Victor gets my owners.
Simon hashtag king
That's what some LCK versus Saudi Arabia controversy again unconfirmed but it's also not a
a hard connection to make when you consider the foundation sought to maximise ticket sales
and digital engagement, and the presence of global stars was vital to justifying the insane
operating budget.
Furthermore, the EF's fixation on big names makes a lot more sense when you also look at
how they've structured the team qualification system.
To decide which 16 nations qualify directly to the main event, the ENC rates players
based on the tournaments they've competed in, not their current playing form.
TAS is your world's and first-stand participants.
TIA covers the major regional leagues like
LCK, LPL, LEC and LCS or whatever it's called these days.
And TIA B goes down to your challenger
and ERL level competitions.
Now on paper, that obviously sounds fine,
but what it actually means in practice
is that the bigger your name and the bigger your stage,
the more likely your nation qualifies.
So a country like South Korea
with players stacked across TAS and A
basically a guaranteed qualifier regardless of who specifically is on the roster, which makes the
EF's alleged push to include certain star players a bit suspicious because Korea was always going
to qualify anyway. It's a system that when you read between the lines obviously prioritizes
visibility over merit and when you pair that with allegedly trying to tell Casper who to pick for
their team it starts to paint a pretty clear picture of what the goals of the EF actually
are and they're not competitive integrity.
Yo, what is this game?
What is this?
What is this house?
Small man, tall wife, you're not ready for this.
Hello, welcome to America's Got Talent.
Thank you.
What's your name?
My name is Alan.
And where are you from Alan?
I was born in Brazil.
I'm proud to be a Michael Sivin star.
I'm noticing behind you that you have silks.
What got you into this kind of act?
Well, I come from a circus family, so I love to perform,
but people always told me that I should just be a clown,
because, yeah, because of my size.
I've been bullied my entire life
and people judge me for my appearance.
So I'm a little bit nervous about that, too, so...
Don't be nervous about that. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
So who are you with today?
I have my wife here with me
and my son and my daughter.
And it's the first time that they actually
have seen me perform.
They've never seen you perform before?
Wow.
Wow.
So adorable.
And why did you decide to come to AGT?
Sorry, I don't have time for this. I'm gonna get into game 7.
XT!
XT!
We are drafted, we have ADC, ADCed, and Katarina, 3 assassins vs fucking Liss, Skarner, Jax
even.
I'm gonna have to play well to win.
Our drums will drown out their screams.
Yeah, sorry if you're here.
Screams.
What am I?
Good trade, very good trade, can I have to give this cannon?
Oh, almost, almost.
Man, I managed to get him, this is so weird.
Oh no, why would you eat the... why would you eat the wave?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He's not gonna be screened to play now.
You see he has 14 CS? He's gonna end the game with 14 CS.
Are we being for real?
5th man, I'll wave crashes!
Maybe it's unfrozen, it's still kind of frozen but not really.
The thing is the only way for Jax to trade with me is to jump in and deal damage to Wave.
So he has to bleed here, because if he goes in on me, he just freezes to wave again.
For himself.
See? Like now he just made a freeze again.
I'll stall you apart.
I'm not gonna stop dying.
You can fall, you can hold.
I do not believe that.
I know you have been slain
My caracters are scaring me
and all I have been slain
enemy double kill
he's saying I'm staying
Like nice I'm getting teeth beat on there
How come every time the jacks is fucked he gets help like
What is top lane man? I he's fucking his lane. He's he's losing 1v1 and then he gets bailed out. What's the point?
Give me this, I'll kill you with your sword
Uh oh
Man!
You're killing me!
But look what do you mean?
Only cowards fear death
remove flash from the game, why is it even a thing, you hope, you hope, agreed, great
take from Shatter
I don't proc this, thrash, GG, look who's here again.
Oh, I'm not in the bush.
He's still looking for me.
He still don't know where I went.
I'm so wet
It's crazy the shift didn't work properly
more shade
FF please, please, FF, FF, FF, FF, fucking jungle gap man, like
Why am I even bothering with this shit?
Why are you always raging when you're loosing bro like bro you just said why what do you
mean like what kind of comment is bad are you dumb
I hate this waiting.
And this has been slain.
Double kill.
Thanking this.
There's a sufferers no cowards
We have to give one more wave than being going bot honestly
day one of asking Boars to play santa plane it is actually really good if you die early
to get a tempo advantage then proxy for the rest of the landing phase you should try
I'm gonna run bot and try and kill Kaisa.
We have a flash, Kaisa flash, it's down, she might have even hit laning so you know.
I'm gonna chase fresh tempo a lot, it's a very good rotation from me.
Should be able to get bot tower.
I...
have my enemies...
I don't.
And the enemy has been slained.
Your team has destroyed a turret...
Your team has destroyed a turret.
What am I?
Ah...
Should I see it?
Oh my god, I had it. Fuck.
How do I run out of stone?
An ally has been saved.
Yell baboons, how do you light Storm Raider's incomparison to FaZe Rush?
There's pros and cons. Cons is really hard to proc it when you're running away. Pros is you proc it very easily when you're on the offense.
God.
Uh oh!
fuck down man sit down, what are we doing, big one for one
And storm radius is also way easier to proc in defensive, like sometimes I proc in one attack, so nice.
He's very good, Jax is pushing me but I'm also pushing him and I'm ahead of him so he's winning for us.
He's salvaging it with TPing.
I can't move.
Bad day, bad day, hey, they're so lucky, they're so lucky, I'm pressing, oh, like,
Oh my god!
I need merchants
We need Brand to do some serious work in the steam fights, they're low range.
We need to defend him from the first engage of Lissandra Dax, repeal him, and then he
can actually melt.
You should like this one thing
Here was great
Forget the places of the slayers
I'm just playing
I'm trying to win a prompt
I'm gonna try to drag him.
Be quick about it.
come on let's try and four four four let's go we take those
This gluten is grieved on Drax, so troll him and if you have a
I can probably even won if I won him, but actually, I'm a bit of a nut.
He's off-head actually.
I'll grind you to dust.
Serious?
Pain.
No.
Feeling.
the
the
the
the
So small take. Hello?
It's good.
Lux Disgusting.
Team's fighting.
I'm running, so I'm running.
I'm running, so I'm running.
Good burn.
Alright, I singlehandedly fucked your baron, easy.
This reminds me a little bit of that time when LR played vs T1, best team in the world
at the moment, they had just won worlds, and I single handedly carried LR to victory.
Of course Quadra killed them in their own base.
Nice!
Nice! Quadra kill, are you serious?
Holy, let's go!
That's what I'm talking about
Oh
I'm killing you
When you got a corner against T1, is it true that the new T1 player ran away from their
base, scared for their life?
He's been through as well.
I killed all four original members of T1, and their latest addition, Pace, ran for
his life out of his own beds. It was crazy.
He regains a lot from dangle camps
Oh, fuck
I lived this
8600 damage in one teamfight.
wow wow wow look at these guys saying carapiobe in the chat bro carapiobe yeah
bro that's your fucking that's your mom's p.o.b. last night when when she got
naked for me
If it ever worked, you're going to finish the edge of your collector here.
Vitality is always the best.
I'm ready to fight as long as I have a gun to get.
You're nothing! Blood is the wine of victory!
Rome is one CEC in a teamfight, a drip passive, and I'm so useless.
8000 damage in the teamfight again come on what are we doing
go go go go go go fresh is a okay
LOL
LOL
Where's all these players?
Did you?
What? Bored damage to me?
Oh the fuck?
I'm taking a break. I need to watch some America's Got Talent. Britain's Got Talent. I'm
I'm sorry, it's the semifinals.
Which one did we see?
Anna, Stacia, and Celsa go stargazing for
dazzling routine, semifinals, BGT 2026.
time stood still just like a photograph you made me feel
I feel that this will last forever looking in your eye
I've seen my whole life
Promise that you won't be close, don't let me go
You take my heart, don't let me go
Love me to my brim
All this time I'm resting
You were right there all along
You and I start dancing
Into the dryness of the sun
We were never scared to
You were right there all along
You were the best I've ever seen
It's the time you saw it
We were the best I've ever seen
You were happy all alone
Take my heart, go break it, love me to my bones
All these times I'm resting, you were right there all along
You don't get to see, alright, shattering the semi-finals, the judges don't, they don't
vote do they?
It's you, you ring in from home, the audience vote.
That's incredible.
Paul Nounari takes flight while blindfolded in epic silks show, semi-finals, BGT 2026.
The wheelchair guy, we've seen this guy here.
This guy is crazy, by the way.
Let me be your hero
Let me be your hero
What the fuck?
What the fuck
Oh, it takes all the blind people, no way, no way.
That was good though.
That was awesome.
you got a standing ovation
oh my god, dory's matchup
My god
I'm gonna feed
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Victory is soaked in blood.
Minions has spawned.
Is it Darius' use of the Neuron?
It's for sure hard for him to proc now.
Not too early, I could die like now.
Or I can now play him.
I go fast, Blake.
I should have just died as soon as I can away with the ride.
I might have to do something great.
But oh well.
At the end of the day, Darius has no sums.
Now Foxy farming.
Hopefully.
I'll show you the room.
Ah, ah, ah.
Ah, we'll be free.
Ah, fucking gravestones.
I hate this waiting.
Get level 5 here, insta-shot the wave when it comes.
and now hopefully not interact with him for us at the game, he's not going to be a great
it's here to kill me this time
there is going to be a Doris to kill me though
if he wants to
Ah nice, it's just fucking terrific, I proxies Graves is there to kill me, I proxies I can
Time-action is there instantly, like nice, nice game.
Now the lane is a little bit cooked.
But don't worry, he's gonna have those as well.
It is a little bit cooked.
I'm on the ground, there are molls.
Where is he running? There's no plant in the river.
You have to crash the wave, Darius. You're fucking hinted.
Storm rage looks ass. It's hard to proc sometimes, yeah.
I'm with your head from your spine.
Do you still think Addy is the best player you've played against?
Thank you.
Added the best play you played against.
Perhaps, yeah.
Low key, yeah.
He became like a pro player, right?
Oh no, I'm afraid I'm dead.
I'm losing lots of minions, he's pretty precious this guy.
Whoa, sick! That was clean! That's sick bro!
It's not even playable.
This guy has 2 trillion armor by the way.
I think the only way to win this game is use perma gank mid lane, perma help jungle, top
lane is unplayable.
I rather go down, see some fun behind.
I should tell my team to carry
because I can't do shit here
yeah nice
he's gonna kill us both
the brand name as well, the team that we saw disgusting
I'm fucking dead, like FF this fucking game, it's so dog shit, it's so dog shit, man.
So Dorius's E is undodgeable, we can all agree that, can't fucking dodge Dorius's E. Dorius's
E guarantees the Q to hit, and within the time span that you CC you get 5 stacks and
So exactly what do you do versus Doris then?
No, but actually what do you do versus Doris?
His undodgeable combo does 100-0 on you.
100-0, undodgeable combo.
Kite! Kite, your most swiftness boots.
What am I kiting?
Like what are you talking about?
It's not a high thing.
He's running around with 500 movement speed, huh?
Oh, not again. I suppose I can hit by his one skill shot.
Now I die because of it.
There's a game that's completely unplayable, which we'll step up.
I'll just die, and then I'll get back to you
I'm going to use my ult to kill him, and then I'm going to use my ult to kill him.
actually i'm playing
freak, get off of me
It's the thrill of carnage
I WON'T HIT!
I was going to go ahead with the lights up and hit again.
I
victory is soaked in blood
your turret has been destroyed
die
die
the blood will spill
We look close there.
Can we FF now guys? We realize we can't win right?
marching
none is 900 or bunter
she went for her
noxious suffers no cowards
sprees
the ever screams
We have zero wins
Two don't want to be shot
Game is complete, let me just...
I'll drown you in your own blood!
I'll be back!
Blood is the wine of victory!
We understand now, we can't win.
I
Could keep the guy in the middle
so we giga flank
10 more extra minis than we had to, not whatever
Unplayable game it is what it is
Nikolons is parking stream time so she is camped me all game long.
It's like the worst thing she can ever do in this game but she just wants to be on
stream so I knew what's over when that happened.
If you actually want to climb, don't pick Sion.
Yeah, I mean...
If you actually want to climb, please play Gragas Jax every game.
Those are my best climbing champions for sure.
This is the first of many poems.
I can only play clad if I know the matchup.
I don't want to play clad into like discussing stuff.
but the replica didn't last time though, it's unplayable
I don't remember
gank plank, oh yeah
Oh.
Let's go ducks.
It's grew up arena bro, it's more enjoyable, this arena sucks, this arena is terrible.
But chat I have an arena tournament coming out, when free v free gets released I have
I have an arena 12 and I'm gonna play.
I lost connection.
Guys!
We're a little bit full AP, we have Caitlyn so lady, that's fine.
Fiora's name is missing here.
Shut up, do you have someone in your life that you miss?
What are the chances that there's a fewer in this bush?
show me what you've made up
okay, same
this one I look for recall of 400 gold
You can't really read the blasting wand in Fiora matchup.
Especially not with Ignite, you just get the 400 golden bee.
I think I'm going to be able to do that.
Living through rough times makes you appreciate the simple things.
Like good companies or hard-boiled eggs.
Where am I supposed to rob them?
I'm going to miss all of this.
She's gonna make some full wave too though.
Come on, you weakling!
Stop ready!
An enemy has been slain.
If you hit it
Bro, I don't know how to lane
I don't make the proxy either she's gonna kill me
I go into this lane I'm dead. I don't go here. I lose 20 waves. What can I do?
of
I'll get you back!
oh my god
I died
Premio.
Now there's not much care for the humbler.
Can she proc vital with ignite?
You used to be able to do that right?
But you can't anymore I don't think.
Warriors, rulers, gods, they all plead the same.
I'm dead.
I'm nice to see how she's fucked.
I see a super far band in XP.
I need all 9.
That's a big spike.
I'd have to make another heroic last day.
Hits up a few tricks during my wandering.
So what she 100's here with me with one ulti?
Just 100's here like that.
I don't get my item now because I didn't get the cannon.
Oh, gee.
not as bright as I used to be
your twig has been destroyed
well, the end of the world
if it is, it's the worst way to end a boy's chapter
I have to kill this guy
I have to kill this guy
No, no, no, no
You know, I never felt the same.
I'll test their metal against my fire.
Let's go!
I'm gonna tip you bot.
I'm dead.
Well, first lock.
Done win.
I'm on the wrong lane here, maybe.
Got him, got him, got him.
of
You're a better smite than me.
Warriors
They'll play the same
How does she proc it?
It's free win!
GG X9 pike, you got 111.
I don't know where it's tipi on.
is that rage tp?
Dura is back during our base, watch out
That's a win!
One more, one more, one more!
Got that PMI hat right now.
I'm not even 300 LP bro, this is the slowest climb
in history of League of Legends.
why am i climbing so slow chat?
oh i hope i have the same shake, oh he was a goat
support it asking for shaco no let support shake
Let's go.
Alright, I have Glutenous Greaves, Guardian Angel Blitz on my team.
It's open with you.
AP or AD Shaco
was talking, all the time was talking in the chat and the chat was talking in the chat
And then when he actually needs to say something he doesn't answer
Go cloud
Classic Ultra Instinct, so how are they teaming up?
They both on discord talking to each other. It's Qing!
No! Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q
Like chat, you know how hard it is for this to do?
It's not hard to do, but you know how unlikely it is to get in the same game.
Every time I Q up, the Q timer is one second.
And I have a delay on stream for two seconds.
like automatic delay on twitch.tv is like 2 seconds
so they have to literally queue before I queue on stream
they have to predict when I'm gonna queue to get in the same game
that is disgusting
He's going AD Sion, he's feeder, even double search.
He used to be a Garen OTP, like high challenger, and then he just became low master bow sniper,
like.
Chad let it be known I play with the Ultra Instinct probably like 6 times now and I
I've actually won every lane. I've actually won Lakers in every time. For real.
What the cat is doing?
Minus one.
This desert sky is gonna open up with a raid of heavenly bloodshed and glory!
Hey, this is not the time I'll be giving a drop to myself!
I ain't never giving in! Just leave it in Sharps with arms!
How many times do I gotta kill him? I know!
I lost to my own strat, gg.
That's kind of fine I guess.
Who's there if I should recall or not?
Otherwise he comes back and he's just gonna push the wave in proxy now.
So I have to take this reset.
So now I have a choice.
And now I get the amat, and now I can march in wave clear with my own wave clear.
I like this group
And you're getting dulled.
No, no, no, you play Shaco.
i can play blitz! i can play blitz!
you can't!
stick to your fucking shaco
terrible at everything else
terrible
i'm dead
uh oh
Oh my god, I'm in... whatever.
That's fine.
We still had T.P.
Oh, fuck.
Thank you for having me.
This was good.
You ready, Skull?
This day is going to require some mind-blowing weirdness.
No, Skull!
No!
Bad Skull!
I grew up mean, now I'm older than her.
That would've been big damage.
I'm getting rex again soon.
Oh yes, probably one more.
Fuck!
Didn't think about that.
I like it out here.
Rhythm, communing with nature.
Killin' her.
An ally has been slain.
You can't die behind my chest.
Oh no!
Don't get excited now!
Use the brush!
Stroll like a beast!
This guy's instant is really good, wow.
I play with guns. I work with an axe.
It's going to be hard, with 10 losing lanes.
We also have a ghost on our mighty, so what do you do then?
Someone who climbs the reload because he's ghosting, he's now on my team, so he has nothing to ghost.
he's secret weapon to win there he can't nails it
fucking rex i damage holy shit
I keep hallucinating that you can talk.
Nah, I'm sure it'll pass.
Yeah, sorry guys, we have to get dragon
Joavo decided to get top lane. Let him cook, let him cook.
Great play, Joavo. Keep it up.
He's doing great, man.
this is lame
i can't go on bot
i guess you're on top actually
Our GA pot on our Blitzcrank.
I got that D.
Passive though.
new storm raiders you're dead
to the madness
what the hell
I'll stop there!
I'm quick! And this year's gone! Prepare to die!
There's no coming back alive!
Not a plating at least.
I'm pretty sure they're gonna be in three.
There's Kaisa.
fucking shampion what the fuck
of
the
of
the
I must stop the boat.
All we need is hope and strength.
Gonna take everything, Nega!
An ally has been slain.
I love it!
Where you going?
Don't do it, you'll train stinked, you don't win this.
I have a vision.
was the battle of all good when I first took the right
sergeant general curbs at least I think that's what
I remember
Oh, don't get mad at me.
An enemy has been slain.
Your current has been destroyed.
lane kaisa
I'm tipping top lowkey.
TP top 200 gold base, open dragon
Now we just play all for solo, we're gonna have to team fight.
I have 4 items, so Tiffany for me is on 4 of all, if it's Kaisa, one shots me.
So I need to fight everyone but Kaisa.
Go out, we'll just hook Kaisa and we win.
Come on team, come on guys we can win this.
Nice!
Let's kill the kaisa by um...
But if that special doesn't work...
to the Ukraine sink down your trash
oh my god joe how are we so good
This is what I would say something I will never understand
Christi Kowish drops new scotch egg banger, semifinals,
we need to get the 226
I will say
Skull for bud and bud good
Oh, sorry
Thank you
Oh, hi
Oh, hi
Oh, hi
Oh, hi
Oh, hi
Oh, hi
Oh, hi
Patience and weird jelly
Second best snack when you're on the bus.
And it will be a bite to the bone.
Let me share it with your anti-cheat.
Here by a river or by a street.
Sorry, I've messed up. Sorry.
Sorry, I cut the music. Sorry.
Look, I came out here guys trying to do something new for you guys
and mainly just to please KSI.
And I really don't think, I don't think I'm feeling it
and I think I just need to be me.
Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg, Scotch egg.
It's a hardball deck in the sausage cases
Perfect snack when you're under the bus
Here by tree or next to a bush
Perfect sharing with the family
You can eat it slow or rapidly
Definitely better than poor pies
Never should have listened to you
Yeah, this is my girl
Sometimes I like to give mine a kiss
If you vote for me, the king will have to watch this.
When someone told me I was gonna be on TV
Singing about a boiled egg wrapped in combi
All of my dreams came true in one second
Also my mom wants to meet in ten days
When people ask me, when they ask me how I like my eggs
They say I like them boiled eggs, but I don't eat them with my eggs
Get the energy and let's not forget that sausage, baby
I can't remember something until KSA takes a bite
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite
YESSS!
You did it!
Let's dance!
Let's go!
Red Croods.
Sausage.
Boiled egg.
Everybody join me and hit the red croods.
Red Croods.
Sausage.
Boiled egg.
I'm all for today, and my heart is racing.
Red Croods.
Sausage.
Boiled egg.
It's a hard boiled egg, and sausage chasing.
Wow, this is really good.
This is really good, though.
I don't know if it's a finalist material though
I don't know
Is good, but is he gonna make it to the finals? That's my question
Very nice, very nice
I
See what the civil happening guys, where's your wavo? Where's your train sting? I
queued up on
On the on the screen that you guys so I chewed up and I went off of the screen and put up YouTube and while I was there I
declined the queue and
Then queued up again a little bit later
So joao and Ootrain's think right now is in a game and they're very sad
Fuck
I can't help, sorry.
What am I?
Exclusive face-melter!
These rocks are crazy.
of
Here's the sky
He's gonna have to base and see please I'm up double summoner spells about
I gotta leverage that into a kill, hopefully.
I didn't even proc store, like...
His story sounds like some shit actually.
Like I fully charged kill him, fully charged by the way.
And then I outled him twice, and he doesn't proc store raiders.
Like holy fuck.
What the fuck.
I'll try to hold him for a bit but I'm not there yet, so I'm only 300 LP or something.
Ah, this lane is a little bit cooked, not gonna lie.
This lane is a little bit cooked.
I did the death, I died to have a good lane, and then I died again, and now everything is ruined, and this guy is overfed, and it will be possible to lane.
I'll try and kill him here with my passive.
Hi Vowsie, when will you address the Femboy allegations?
Also, how do you feel about duo queue with Shuao?
Oh, and then the rumble is fucked, cause I'm TPing back, but then the fucking velveth
This is here. Lovely.
Surely this is not a real by the way like bro it's actually so hard to
proc this fucking rune it's actually so hard I don't get it how is it never
proc'ing it must have been 24% damage three times in a row now three times in a
row like this is like so close to proc'ing but it never does holy f**k
We're not playing the game anymore, I'm just going to die on the feet, let's have a game
work now, when this happens, this is what it is, this is life, we're making this
I can't on the list
Hey boss, where are you playing?
Sion the champ is useless and don't make a nerfed early after phase rush change.
Yeah, Sion's fucking S, I know.
But I don't know, I...
I lost hope with the Sion at the first pitch.
I'm dying for this man, I won't let it stop me.
I didn't want to stop here cause then Rumble can kill me but then I do this and then
an enemy has been slain
what tool have I made?
I'll get to the wave in time
I think Rumble might kill me on this wave
I'm right to assume that
One thing I've noticed about this new rune Storm Raiders is you know how
lost patch if you did face rush and you did like one auto or one effect or two
effects when you're alive then you would insta proc face rush on your first auto
in the passive because that would be three attacks and if you do two attacks
when you're alive you die you attack once in a class you proc face rush
I'm using 3 attacks
and with Storm Raiders, it's not...
it doesn't work that way
If I do 10% damage when I'm alive, the rest is 15% when I'm dead, but it doesn't rock the rune
You have to deal 25% either when you're alive or when you're dead
Is that because time restriction? No, it's just how it works.
Your team has destroyed the current basis of the slime.
I need the screams.
This battle is done.
I need a slaughter.
A summoner has disconnected.
A summoner has reconnected.
LAMO TORPITO!
My tower is surprisingly healthy this game, I've died 8 times.
I am the max
Wow, we're rooting for dragon
Where are they?
Vardation's bravery shield!
Here's the sky!
I'll let you relax on your bones!
Hyperflame's better!
get him, get him, get him!
Nice! Nice! Let's gooo!
that new anise skin is so sick might be the best skin in the game in my opinion
She's not even wearing a skin.
I just want a proxy
Break their will and their hopes.
I'm coming.
Leave no stone unbroken.
I'll rip your head from your spine.
If I solo kill Rumble one time before the game ends, it's not top cap deal.
I need to get some more items, it's crazy.
It will do.
Moon is like moon.
Let it rain.
Shut down.
The power has been slain.
Die.
Only cowards fear.
I'm just gonna push team, okay? I'm just pushing.
oh shit on the drake timer on the drake timer bell of F oh no
And now Rumble is still dead, X, D, D, D, D, D, D, U, now he's still dead.
And I do the game winning playshot, GG.
x90's team xd
what's going on rambler you're 7-0 I am 1-11 I don't know
but it must be so filthy losing a game like this
I need help
Let me shake my notes. Yeah another Baron who lost the game classic classic fake objective
I get a little sick of this, but I can kill a lot of them.
And where's my damage?
Oh ho ho ho ho!
Wow!
Oh, hell.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here! Come here!
Why do I do so little damage to the naammy? Am I useless?
remind me to check practice no replay after the game I want to see how much
gold I have comparing to run ball I think he is a little bit more
Hello, Bopu-Singh.
What the fuck is this damage?
Fuck that
you have slain an enemy
REXO!
Fuck you!
I'm gonna take Panix off, and then kill the next one here.
I've read Regen as well, I don't need to be.
It was
Now we wait
Oh
Fuck it, I'm sending it.
Where is the thrill of carnage?
No, it's like breathing.
The guard
I
Killed them all
I'm gating right the fuck in there. I don't care
What is everybody doing?
Bro I am having the first game of my life over here!
Oh my god!
I am beginning!
this is up for some
hundred gold
Yo, boss, have you talked about the buff leaderboard already?
Like, why your name isn't at the top while you're clearly the best player in the server?
Bro, it's true.
Rank 1 is someone that isn't the boss of us.
Super bug leaderboard in the summer season.
But that's just... it happens, you know.
There's always going to be bugs.
I
I can ult in.
I'm gonna send it.
I'm just spawning
This guy
Let's go clean game boys
What the fuck is this
I mean just take a look at the damage taker, damage taker, damage taker, damage taker,
for example I mean I mean I'm I'm here absorbing all the damage they're
there from all the spells at me tanking syndrome are tanking Nami bubble
rambolult I'm here tanking everything I don't want to talk about give me that
win. I'll do one last one last game.
Chat we're soon done with all the semi-finals we need to watch the semi-finals
results to see who made it through to the finals.
Maddie Unios, oh you can still golden buster even in the semifinals really?
Maddie Unios has dreamy arrow smith cover, won amanda's golden buster semifinals bgt
I love to say...
2026
I
Oh
Oh
Do you believe in me?
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me
Sing for the night just sing it one cheer
Sing baby, it's just one of the days
Let me just hold on
Baby, take it
Wow
Look how cool they cut that
Oh, and the moment, that's really good
That's really good
I want to see the Golden Buzzer.
So I said to the producers tonight, so if I don't press my Golden Buzzer, what happens?
And they said, it goes to the audience.
But I said, I'm not going to get to the audience.
Oh, what? What?
What? The Golden Buster? Are you kidding me? Amanda?
I guess it's because she hadn't given her Golden Buster in the earlier stages. Awesome.
That's sick.
Can I be honest with you chat? It's called Britain's Got Talent. I don't see the talent in singing a song.
I don't think there's any talent in that.
Anyone can sing a song you know.
Yeah, if you make your own song, that's a different story, but if you're stealing someone else's song, what are you doing? It's like singing.
That's like realistic to speaking, what are you actually doing?
I am fighting for you, boy, you're welcome.
Man sometimes you really save things.
So you have no talent in League because you don't play a champion you created?
That is the worst comparison I've ever heard about.
I think that might be the top 10 worst comparisons.
I think I was for a long time man with your restoration I started working by doing
Emma to stand-ups at one of my local bar now.
He is one, what's bigger than a tuner?
Athrina.
Hop.
Spell Natuna, Freena, I get it.
I don't think that was here.
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
I'm just going to get their medal against Mark 5.
Mad?
Mad I thought you were back?
He has been slain
This is really good I get this wave and I get last in World GG
Could I squeeze more out of the lane, could I have went for a solo kill, yes, could I have
done a little bit more to deny her, yes, but it's something you have to realize, most
more important is not, is knowing your champion's strength and playing the reliable game than
playing the risky game. I know for a fact that I could probably kill her if I play it well and I
could maybe get an extra 300 gold. But it's a risk. And if I mess it up, you know what could happen.
Whereas I know for a fact if I get 850 gold and I recall, the game is over.
It gives GG on the spot.
When you portray this ironic persona of a mindless consumer, are you trying to say
That's what we view as our life when we watch your streams
Not the game is over
Pound in here, but what is he supposed to do?
Oh no! Oh no! Ha ha!
That was all a bait.
I have those fast fingers you can't react to that
I'm gonna keep it in the honor of my head.
I'm gonna keep it in the honor of my head.
Oh
Fine
Ooooooooh, big damage.
And the great thing with AP jacks is when you've played for the trade you also push the whole wave.
If my old Kohari comrades saw me now, they'd probably say I've lost my touch.
Play for double kill honestly.
What do I feel like I lost 20 minions from this?
another heroic last day
didn't mean to jump on you Gromp, I'm sorry
Oh, this Dusk'n'Donk has less nowadays.
Did they buff?
Did they reduce the cost of it?
oh it's because I'm so used to having kindle game the blessing wand and now I had sheen
I'm gonna see what's hundred gold less, I'll see.
I'm going perfect game, zero deaths.
Oh
Nice, very nice, I like this Pantheon.
How do you pronounce Hain?
Hain.
Basically it's a Hain, right?
I'm just gonna dive her.
Will this Siggler watch it? Can she do?
Let's quick half-hound.
Keep pressuring
There's no R now, so it's really hard for him to play
..
I can't see anything
She has flash.
Perfect game boys!
bro my heart is pounding are you kidding me bro when was the last time I had a
perfect game are you serious holy let's fucking go man let's go four zero no
no deaths in 15 minutes, come on!
gg, gg
alright guys i'm gonna head off now
ahhhhhh..
doda doев
DOonya
AI BOWS
yeah
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have a good rest of the night everybody and
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